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Shaynus Biopic Fancasting Anonymous 11/03/23 (Fri) 08:27:02 PM No. 165957

Who would you cast in the movie based on the life of Shayna?
Lena Dunham as Shayna
Patricia Arquette as Ellen Degenerate
Adam Sandler as Ricky Delgado of Boulder, CO
Helen Mirren as Sarah Gregory
Madison Bailey as Kiki Cali
Zack Galifinackas as Fupaul

That’s who I would cast what about you?

Anonymous 11/03/23 (Fri) 08:31:13 PM No. 165958

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Michael Cera as Sol Salvatore

Anonymous 11/03/23 (Fri) 08:31:52 PM No. 165959

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Stanley Tucci as Baldi Gaysics

Anonymous 11/03/23 (Fri) 08:34:10 PM No. 165960

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Lizzo as Puppikumma

Anonymous 11/03/23 (Fri) 08:37:50 PM No. 165961

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Jessica Sula as Sophie

Anonymous 11/03/23 (Fri) 09:00:28 PM No. 165962

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Kek amazing thread

John C Reilly as that one sissification guy she had in a video wearing the weird mouth gag

Anonymous 11/04/23 (Sat) 12:35:16 AM No. 165963

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Bronson Pinchot as Ricky Delgado

Anonymous 11/04/23 (Sat) 01:31:03 AM No. 165964

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John Goodman as the Dad

Anonymous 11/04/23 (Sat) 01:32:15 AM No. 165965

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Chloe Bennet as her Stepsister

Anonymous 11/04/23 (Sat) 01:40:45 AM No. 165966

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>>165962
Oh my lord coomer eraserhead kek
David Spade as Sol Salvatore

Anonymous 11/04/23 (Sat) 04:43:43 AM No. 165967

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Lmao I love this thread

Woody Harrelson as greyhair

Anonymous 11/04/23 (Sat) 04:55:02 PM No. 165972

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Jessica Szohr as Kiki

Anonymous 11/04/23 (Sat) 06:05:34 PM No. 165974

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Rob Schneider as coomer eraserhead

Anonymous 11/04/23 (Sat) 06:18:59 PM No. 165975

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Love this thread!

Emma Myles as one of the Strictmoor Academy girls.

Anonymous 11/04/23 (Sat) 06:24:15 PM No. 165976

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Susan Sarandon as Strictmoor’s Jackie Kennedy
>>165967
KEK

Anonymous 11/04/23 (Sat) 07:07:46 PM No. 165977

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>>165976
>strictmoores jackie Kennedy

KEKKKK instantly knew who you were talking about

Julia Garner as skinny/young Shay

Anonymous 11/04/23 (Sat) 07:17:00 PM No. 165978

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Lorraine Bracco as Sarah Gregory

Anonymous 11/04/23 (Sat) 08:16:43 PM No. 165979

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Deryck Whibley as Josh Topkek

Anonymous 11/05/23 (Sun) 07:23:52 AM No. 165980

Nonnies thank you for this thread I am laughing my ass off.

Anonymous 11/05/23 (Sun) 09:30:30 AM No. 165981

I wanted to suggest Amy Schumer for shayna but I realized that I actually find Amy Schumers face less offensive to look at than Shays. Incredible

Anonymous 11/05/23 (Sun) 03:33:45 PM No. 165982

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lena dunham as ellen

Anonymous 11/05/23 (Sun) 08:51:24 PM No. 165987

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>>165957
Fat Jonah Hill as Kyle Nathan Perkins aka Fupapa

Anonymous 11/06/23 (Mon) 01:53:24 AM No. 165995

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James Spader as Scott Hancock

Anonymous 11/06/23 (Mon) 04:36:08 AM No. 165996

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>>165995
Fat Seth rogan as Shane Sonnier

Anonymous 11/06/23 (Mon) 06:12:44 AM No. 165997

>>165996
KEK
>>165995
Nooo he was so hot back in the day, he’s old and bald but Scott Hancock needs to be played by someone with more goblinesque features

Anonymous 11/06/23 (Mon) 09:43:33 AM No. 165999

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Rihanna as Kiki.

Anonymous 11/06/23 (Mon) 01:36:38 PM No. 166000

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KEK I LOVE THIS THREAD! Shays dad will be casted as Alec Baldwin. Real ones remember the voicemail this man left his 11 year old daughter calling her an “awful selfish pig”

Anonymous 11/06/23 (Mon) 02:07:39 PM No. 166001

>>165997
Regardless of looks, I chose him because he’s immaculate at playing a creep. I just know that he’d be a perfect Scott Hancock/creepy pornographer.

Anonymous 11/06/23 (Mon) 02:08:27 PM No. 166002

We still need a Womack and someone to play the Insex guy

Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue) 01:35:05 AM No. 166005

>>166002
Who is the insex guy?

Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue) 01:38:51 AM No. 166006

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womack

Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue) 10:25:20 AM No. 166011

This is my favorite thread kek who's playing vivi?

Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue) 06:29:25 PM No. 166017

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>>166011

Liv Tyler kek. It’s no shade to Liv, it’s just way harder to find ugly female actresses compared to ugly ass moid actors. But I feel like she has the long face + the bangs

Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue) 10:41:44 PM No. 166018

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>>166006
EW I could totally see it anon I was looking for an actor to play him .
Shailene Woodley as Shayna but she’d have to gain some weight and style herself in a more haggard way like Charlize Theron did in Monster.

Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue) 11:22:43 PM No. 166021

>>166018
shailene will also need dark brown/black contact lenses. she actually has the green eyes shay deludes herself into thinking she has kek

Anonymous 11/08/23 (Wed) 11:19:33 PM No. 166032

>>166018
This would be perfect, that way Lena is free to play Ellen.

Anonymous 11/09/23 (Thu) 03:13:08 AM No. 166037

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>Alicia- We use her at her current age (She's pretty) but we give her deep forhead wrinkes, fake teeth,, dark roots, she can play young shayna or in an alternative universe young her can play Shayna from the Fupaul era and then older her can play shayna (With make up/special effects) as current Shayna.

Anonymous 11/09/23 (Thu) 03:24:29 AM No. 166038

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