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No. 169060

think about it:
>both live in seattle
>both from the northeast
>haven't been financially free since 2014

there's no reason why shayna and DSP shouldn't be dating each other right now

No. 169061

Lmao anon i love your mind. Is DSP technically a cam model as well?

No. 169062

>>169061
I would say yes, absolutely. Another similarity they have is their dancing, vidrel

No. 169063

Lol a shay lolcow dating thread is great.
> vaush (her type)
>king cobra
They can beg togeather and get drunk.

No. 169069

>>169063
i've always said she should date cobes!!! they could drink and livestream together and she'd be his perfect goff gf…

No. 169074

>>169063
Or boogie (also her type)

No. 169078

>>169074
She is definitely too fat for boogie, that narc

No. 169172

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onlyusemeblade/Brian Risso matches her freak:
>he's from seattle
>alcoholic
>fat
>broke from bad choices
>internet lolcow
>uses other people and generally pisses everyone off and makes others feel disrespected
>doesn't take care of himself
>sexual degenerate
>has been on the decline for years but keeps trying to push the idea that he can get big again
>hated by his family members
>makes his mother cry

No. 169175

>>169172
they would be perfect together. im so sad there hasn't been any milk with him lately. the saga where he was staying with that crazy bitch then went up on the mountain with that guy in a camper was magnificent.

No. 169179

>>169172
Where can I read about this guy kek. Kiwifarms? That place has such annoying posters but this guy sounds milky enough to look past that

No. 169180

>>169179
there's a couple entertaining YT documentaries. some are even series lol



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