/shay/ - dolly mattel fan club

i had a dream my boyfriend was looking through my the photos of my phone and close ups of shayna’s asshole and pictures of her totally naked doing gross stuff kept showing up and he was like “why are there so many photos of this girl on your phone” and i was super embarrassed trying to explain the context and was just like “oh. thats shayna clifford”. i had no idea how to even start explaining. has anyone else had friends and family exposed to Shayna? how did they react? how did you react? is shayna a dirty secret in your life or do you share her antics with others?

>>169618
Why would I want to expose my loved ones to this dumpsterfire of a person
I just forget about Shayna's existence when I'm not on the thread. Hopefully that's what everyone else does too

Some of the memes that get posted in the main Shay thread are stellar. It's a shame they usually the "take it to /shay/" treatment. Keep up the good work nonas!

nona, honestly this is just the shayna experience™️. she worms her way into your brain like a parasite and suddenly you’re dreaming about her sticking fireworks up her butt or her pretending her yeast infection is her cum. i don’t even question it anymore—she’s basically free entertainment at this point.

i showed my gf shayna’s manyvids clips bc i thought they were hilarious, but she got so concerned and started saying things like ‘this poor girl needs help, why are you laughing?’ now i just keep shayna updates to myself bc she killed the fun, kek.

i showed shayna’s OF leaks to my best friend once, and she just sat there in stunned silence before asking ‘why is she built like that?’ now she randomly sends me pics of those cursed 3d bodies based off measurements and we die laughing all over again. truly brought us closer.

>>169618
My fiancee knows about her, we call her Shaynart

my roommate's boyfriend came over and used our shared computer to look up the weather forecast. however, instead of typing in the address bar, he accidentally pressed the arrow button next to the address bar and it brought up the entire browsing history. it turns out I had recently scrolled through a thread about shayna, and the browser had cached the images from the thread. he was taken aback when he saw all sorts of disturbing images of shayna's ass, including the one where her dildo was covered in shit. he then proceeded to scroll through the rest of the history, revealing all sorts of other depraved content. I frantically tried to close the window, but he was too quick. He printed out every single page, stapled them together, and left them on the kitchen table with a note saying "are you okay?"

I've had few dreams where I would have to save Shay somehow or/and have sex with her
Make that what you will..

>>169618
when I lived with my ex-nigel I was browsing on my computer and started laughing at a comment on here saying "she's literally making mong porn at this point" and when he asked what I was laughing at I decided I'd explain and show him the pictures which inspired the comment. he knew I was always looking at weird shit on here and the fruit farms so didn't really bat an eyelid. after that, every time I'd laugh at something on my phone or laptop he'd say "is it the mong porn girl again?"

I haven't shared with current gf but maybe one day I will. as a treat.

I've shared her with my best friend, who now requests periodic updates. Even funnier, I encountered a fellow farmer in the wild (one of my moid friends is dating her) and Shay was the reason we both found out we were farmers kek. I was describing "this crazy OF chick who put fireworks up her ass" and this girl looks me dead in the eye and says "…is her name Shayna?" All of this is happening in the middle of one of those "paint pottery and drink wine" things while her pet moid stars on in pure confusion.

She and I text back and forth pretty regularly now. I sometimes wonder if Shay has brought other secret farmers together IRL lol.

>>169618
Sometimes the tongue slips, and reveals the darkness within my heart, a darkness as oppressive as that of Shaytaan's own lair.
I provide very little explanation- Shayna is not a silly girl I knew from school, remembered with some fond amusement, no mother. She is a failed influencer, very fat, but people love seeing what she's up to. People love seeing her frolicking in her lugubrious stupidity.
My mother, then, in a very serious and almost Confucian tone, said "she wanted to be an influencer, to have following online… she got what she wanted… but not in the way she wanted…"
I have binged the Shaytaan threads since the very beginning. I have almost caught up.

>>169915
They deleted her initial threads
You can never read them all

>>169917
Any prehistoric shat screenshot/relics to share?

Anyone working on the new thread?

>>169920
I was going to make a new thread but I'm sleep deprived and will probably fuck it up.

>>169921
Fuck it, I'll take the risk.
Does anyone have suggestions for a thread pic?

>>169922
Done. New thread
>>>/snow/2116173