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No. 1817676

Coquette aesthetic or "Doelet/Dollette" is the neo Nyphette fashion trend between young women on social media. It's exactly like nymphette, only that it's apparently "less pedophilic" just because they said so (read: hypocrisy) even though the way they fantasize about Dolores Haze and obsess over being petite is exactly the same. They also dress the same and gave the same makeup, even posting the same crap Tumblr did 10 years ago.

They claim to be morally better than nymphettes, but in fact they’re just the same. They still glorify Lolita, still are into DD/LG, still romanticize abuse of women. After they realized they can’t pretend to be morally pure and better than nymphetes anymore, they now call themselves „toxic girls”, „girls who are actually the problem” and „female manipulators”, even though the only people they’re capable of manipulating are their parents.
Coquettes spend entire days on „girlblogging” (reposting same 10 pictures of Lizzy Grant taken from pinterest), making idiotic whisper memes, posting fawn pictures, posting thinspo and calling themselves „waifs”, even though most of them weight 60kgs, and tagging everything with „Alana champion lily rose depp lana del rey”, even when it has nothing to do with those chicks.

Cows & stuff discussed in previous thread:

>Dasha- polish/russian-larper, aryan waifu, abuses Photoshop, wants to be tradwife and shames women for taking sexy pics whilst shoving her tits in the center of every selfie herself.

>Ethel Cain - trans Nicole Dollanganger sdbbydoll larper, uses the current coquette wave to make „career”. Writes awful Nicole/nymphet themed texts with addition of misogyny. Photographs himself in white dresses, face obscurred, which appeals to tumblr idiots, or does trailer park shoots. Makes music that’s awful, styled as very bad ripoff of Lana Del Rey.
>Alida Simone - DDLG obsessed pedopanderer since her tumblr days, obsessed with calling herself „childlike”. Quit school and all opportunities to live with old scrotes, racist, friends with nazi chicks, attacks other girls but always victimizes herself bc uwu they bully me bc i’m so pretty~ Now forever depending on old scrotes mercy and prostitution, but still desperately trying to romanticize her dire situation and view everything through Lana Del Rey angle. Old receipts/past milk: >>1732754, >>1732755, >>1732757,>>1732761, >>1732762, >>1732764, >>1732766, >>1732770, >>1732771, >>1732773, >>1732775, >>1732776, >>1732779
>ezotheric.zara, priviledged coquette & trad larper from Afghanistan, but actually living in westernized, non-traditional family. Sperges about being „adolescent looking”, boasts people confuse her for 17 year old (as if it’s something unusual when you’re in your 20’s). Now married to old scrote and pregnant. makes perhaps most ridiculous coquette tiktoks
>Stolenbesos/Coldstonedreamery – another LA rich party girl suddenly turned top trending photographer. Known for taking shitty Terry Richardson tier coquette pandering pics and hanging around semi famous people. Turns out she’s known because she fucks Cobrasnake >>1730747, >>1730750 Calls her pics ”Dissociative pout aesthetic” and „lobotomy chic” >>1729438, >>1729756, >>1729759
>Ethel Cain’s (real name Macon Horner) old youtube and pinterest accounts >>1618927, >>1618954
>Ethel Cain confesses to being a wincest shipper >>1622989
>Dasha claims she’s half polish, except her polish sounds like shit >>1623344, >>1623414 polish anons have serious doubts, but who knows
>Patrick Bateman, our lady of coquettes >>1626546, >>1626559, >>1626608
>Helena (angel-hel)’s Ginger tier nonsense >>1621932, >>1622052, >>1623416, >>1627446, >>1627456, >>1735848
>Helena cries out about Mina’s video about coquettes on her ~girlblogger~ account (which she promptly nukes shortly after to pretend she ~doesn’t care about this tacky coquette shit~) >>1627586, >>1631262, >>1627607, >>1631320
>Helena’s baby’s first cocaine posts >>1730648, >>1730656
>i’ll just call this Dasha bullshit >>1623556, >>1626417
>Alida Simone DOESN’T get engaged >>1624943,>>1623880
>Ethel Cain hangs out with Lana’s zoophile boyfriend >>1629064
>Dasha plans to start Onlyfans >>1633831
>Helena discovers she was posted on lolcow and can’t stop obsessing over that ever since >>1642780
>Ethel Cain seethes about lolcow too, shame that what ~triggered~ him was just some unrelated random laughing >>1649457
>Ezotheric.zara turns out to be pregnant and married to some old scrote >>1666331
>Ethel Cain comes to runway in pyjamas >>1667556
>Helena still fondly reminisces about her 2 minutes on lolcow, except nobody mentioned her again in months >>1668883, >>1668893
>Ethel threatens to send a trad army against drake >>1694081
>Dasha finds the thread >>1706943, >>1706944
>Coquettes found CC. Miners, accept our condolences >>1715773
>…because we deal with the same shit >>1741817, >>1742763
>Helena tries to be cOoL and rAndOm on the internet and posts herself doing coke >>1730774 but the real star of this video is some fatty walking around the room and looking like this limp-wristed tumblrfag >>1730781, >>1730849, >>1730786
>Helena gets unhealthily excited over being posted on lolcow again, shame that she didn’t enjoy a comment about her limp daddy buddy >>1777726
>Alida’s sloppy sheincore shoot with her „bestie” >>1732615, >>1732617, >>1750235, >>1749201, >>1749200
>anon’s investigation over Alida Simone’s „job”: she’s whoring out in LA, involved in one of those casino traffiking circles >>1732625, >>1739726
>Alida’s crystal astral „daddy” who „cares” for her so much she resorts to prostitution >>1740635, >>1740692
>this oldman hand pic tells everything >>1736370
>some embarassing coquette selfposts >>1776550, >>1776970
>Alida admits everything anons were speculating about, wants to leave evil LA. But not because she was used and abused by traffiking prostitution casino ring! No, she’s done with LA because her shein bestie robbed her. >>1779241, >>1777897, >>1777898 Also no, she won’t do anything to get out of this situation, she’ll go along glorifying this cute Lana life in „the underworld”, except she’ll just talk about Jesus. >>1779828
>More on Alida getting robbed by Kamilla >>1781536, >>1781544, >>1781545, >>1781549, >>1781554, >>1781566
>Alida without Photoshop >>1787010, >>1787536
>Alida’s elaborate post about her shitty scrote who, as you could expect, invites chicks over when she’s not around >>1798225
>…but you can still find a way to romanticize it, right? Just slap on Lana lyrics! >>1798915
>no comment >>1780745, >>1780746
>Ethel Cain does angry spergout because people don’t buy his shit >>1812183, >>1812184
Bonus
>Photoshop nightmares >>1764666,>>1765346, >>1664198, >>1675590, >>1675594, >>1750560, >>1750561, >>1751349, >>1751532, >>1751665, >>1804436, >>1804440, >>1660504
>coquette nonsense >>1682916, >>1650723, >>1618057, >>1618058, >>1618059, >>1619348, >>1634405, >>1677051, >>1702534, >>1702541, >>1702548, >>1722568,
>top coquette retardation >>1801630, >>1801631, >>1801633, >>1804117, >>1804125, >>1741817, >>1682761, >>1647743, >>1653382, >>1668896, >>1702524, >>1730866, >>1758250, >>1758263
> coquette fashion that just rips and comes apart before you even wash it >>1673414, >>1673416, >>1673419

instagram.com/alidasimone
tiktok.com/esotheric.zara
instagram.com/sibrskyangel
instagram.com/mothercain
mothercain.tumblr.com

Coquette aesthetic thread #1: >>>/snow/1410169
Coquette aesthetic thread #2: >>>/snow/1616017

No. 1817834

Great thread, OP. This has to be one of the saddest "communities" I've seen in a while.

No. 1817896

>>1817834
Thanks. It's been 4 years already of this shit hasn't it? Wonder when they will inevitably grow out of it. IF they grow out at all. I mean nymphettes grew out/fell out of fashion, but since it's not just retarded teens being coquettes, they might as well not.

No. 1818466

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No. 1818509

>>1818466
wasn't part of her thing that she was a prostitute? I'm also fairly certain she also had a boyfriend before this one, the biker gang looking groomer, tf she mean "1"?

No. 1818578

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Dasha back at it again. It's weird for someone who goes out of their way to push a very sexualised image of themself going as far as she does with the way she edits but still insist they look underage

No. 1818613

>>1818578
"You didn't see me irl"
topkek. Dasha, no fucking 16 year old looks that botched from surgeries/fillers etc.

No. 1818680

>>1818578
I swear cockettes are even worse than troons for their autopedophilia and fetishization of *~femininity~*

No. 1818687

>>1818578
That twitter rabbithole is so cringe. A bunch of incels (probably fat Indian guys) using AI generated Chads and Alain Delon pfps, promoting eating disorders and posting 4chan takes.

Lmao, the Y chromosome should certify as a disability at this point.

No. 1818696

>>1818578
She’s deluded if she thinks she looks like a teen. Looks like a bogged 35 year old Chav from Essex.

No. 1818702

>>1818578
how embarrassing

No. 1818971

>>1818466
She really thinks marriage changes anything. Still probably gonna get cheated on

No. 1818974

>>1818680
Them being autopedophilic only proves that they revolve their life around male validation/male attraction to them it's like they are lacking something on the inside. Wonder what they are gonna come up with as they age. Tradthot shit? Some spiritual trad shit?(I would say spiritual men or relationships are even more creepy than average scrote/relationship…) Or going full pickme mode and continuing this LDR larp dream girl/private pornstar coolgirl.exe not like the boring feminists! and filling up their faces with fillers?

No. 1818975

>>1818578
Bet you all of them irl look like the average grown woman especially their faces. It's impossible to look like a teen while you're an adult. I think that's simple logic.

No. 1818978

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>>1818971
They think they are gonna get some goddess treatment when they breed with those spiritual pedo scrotes they find while it's probably gonna look like the picrel. They need to stop romanticizing this stuff so much and be realistic cause when @alidasimone went off priv I saw so much trad shit in her likes and even Andrew Tate.

No. 1819013

>>1818466
She’s lying. Born again larp doesn’t mean you’re not a used up whore with baggage.

No. 1819150

>>1818974
I feel like the coquette to trad pipeline is gonna become very real in the next few years. They are already half there with their hang ups on femininity and wanting moids to control them.

No. 1819371

>>1818978
this would be a flex if the guy wasn't drinking carbonated piss

No. 1819781

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The "sensitive young woman" thing we discussed last thread's counterpart is "sensitive young man". If you look it up either as a hashtag or the words themselves, it's immediately obvious the types of accounts pushing it. Same grift from the Indian guy behind Milady/Rohit guy and his fellow rejects, lots of failmales using that to describe themselves and slowly edge themselves into this scene.

No. 1819786

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>>1819781
One of them stealing some muscular white man's photo and presenting himself as a pro-ana male. Once again, coping browncels and trannies attempting to groom underage girls (especially targeting white ones for their shit). At least two people in the "coquette"/"edtwt" scene clocked him. Sorry for the weirdly-spaced collage, I didn't feel like posting a bunch of screenshots one by one.

No. 1819794

>>1819786
Third world countries shouldn't have internet access, I'm sick to my stomach of these browncels larping as white men or nazis on twitters.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1819801

>>1819786
>>1819781
Its always Indian guys as well, why is that?

No. 1819838

>>1819794
Coquette detected

No. 1819953

>>1819801
Arranged marriage + misogynistic culture + millions of male virgins + access to Western porn = deranged sexpests. They also fetishize white women as sexually loose (due to said porn) and this awkwardly on-the-nose wignat LARP is their attempt to lure them in.

No. 1820203

>>1819953
>they think white women are loose due to porn
Nta but they're stereotyped as depraved whores in non western cultures to deter sons from marrying outside the culture. They see white women as incapable of being a tradwife or adding anything of value to the family in the same way women from their own culture can. The moids don't think so either, that's why they chase white women and marry in their own culture. It's unfair but it's true

No. 1820398

>>1820203
>>1819953
>they think white women are loose due to porn

There's porn categories for every kind of women these days. Porn is not the only reason this stereotype exists, let's be real. Most third world countries didn't go through a Sexual Revolution like the US and western Europe did. Hook-up culture is almost non-existent in most Third World countries and even developed countries like Japan or Singapore.

>The moids don't think so either, that's why they chase white women and marry in their own culture.


I guess you haven't seen 90 Day Fiance. It isn't rare for Arab and African men to try to marry white women so they can come to the west. I personally know a middle aged white American woman who was trying to get her younger Bengali boyfriend to come to the USA.

No. 1820419

>>1819801
>>1819953
not complicated at all, Internet is relatively cheap in south Asian+High amount of English speakers+Sexually frustrated virgins in their 20's who will have to wait for their 30's to get married and who exposed themselves to porn everyday
>>1820398
Bengali really, lmao those guys are like 5 feet tall

No. 1820462

>>1820398
Ayrt yeah they marry a white woman for a VISA and then immediately run away or have an affair. Eastern moods dgaf about western white women beyond what they can gain from them. They gain status from dating white women, they get visas from marrying them, they get the porn experience from sleeping with them, etc. To these moids white women are just a loophole where their deviations against their culture don't matter because to them it's just a white woman so it doesn't count

No. 1820478

>>1820462
a lot of times they have another family in their country of origin that is hidden, wife, kids. they get that lucrative job in the west then bail.
one way to tell is if they refuse to let you meet their parents/family, you are being used.

No. 1820677

>>1820462
How's it any different from western men getting mail order brides from other countries? It's just people using each other. Many marriages and relationship are to some degree transactional.

>>1820419 Why do you single out South Asian men? Hook-up culture is normalized in the west and you still got white boys addicted to porn.

No. 1820835

>>1820677
It's no different, moids all over the world try to buy and sell women - especially women they view as unprotected or lacking in cultural value. For Indian moids, it's white women. For Scandinavian moids, it's Thai women etc. etc. The behaviors aren't different, just the cultural expressions of said behavior.

No. 1821019

>>1820677
>>1820835
I'm not saying Indian men are some one worse, I'm just stating the reason your more likely to receive a creepy text or comment from an Indian guy rather then let's say a German, Congolese, Brazilian or Indonesians man, is because the Indian has more access to the internet and is more likely to understand English.

No. 1821049

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Someone is catfishing as Dasha to scam people lmao

>>1820677
Ayrt I don't think it's any different and didn't state anything in defense of white/ generally western men. The topic at hand was eastern moids so I spoke specifically on them. If you want a specific answer on western moids, then yes it is slightly different in the sense that they're usually complete incels using their position to exploit women from poor countries into what are often highly abusive relationships. They stereotype eastern women as "good" because these men think traditional women are just women who don't bite back as opposed to the nightmare ugly whore western women who can do things like call the police or act on concern for our safety when dealing with abusive men. I didn't think I had to list out the nuances of my opinion on east vs west moid but if you're asking retarded questions then, in short, they're horrible in every direction

No. 1821085

>>1821049
Its like the whole passport bros thing, these women are from poor nations and an American Dollar is worth a lot, these women have to provide for themselves and their families and their willing to put up with a disgusting fat american for a safe and comfortable life.

No. 1821407

>>1821049
Sorry for my autism but the cyrillic h is literally an equivalent to an n. Can't even larp right. Proper cyrillic would look like "Cawa." (Other Slavnonnies are free to correct me if I'm wrong)

No. 1821481

>>1821407
not a slavanon but i do study russian and i noticed this too. she wrote her name with a mix of cyrillic and latin characters and it would sound like "dasna" b/c she used the cyrillic n as an h kek. is it meant to be some kind of joke or is she too stupid to google translate даша?

No. 1821897

>>1821407
Slavanon who had russian as additional language at school, you are correct kek. I hope she didn't try to claim she's half Russian? Or half Ukrainian? I know she larps hard as half Polish but also something else.

No. 1822165

>>1821897
I think solely Polish is what she's claiming (which is even funnier, given that Polish uses the latin alphabet).

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>>1821897
>>1822165
she might have switched to claiming solely polish now, but she definitely used to claim to be russian, as in born in russia. she said she was from novosibirsk oblast. and she would pretend to speak russian with google translate, only to be called out by russian anons for the botched grammar, like >>1442207

No. 1822246

>>1822233
>>1822165
Damn who knows whats true. I'm from Poland and me and other polish nonnas had doubts about her polish posts before. Tbh i'm YET to see actual polish girls obsessing over coquette thing and seriously boasting online how ~slavcoquette~ they are. (Maybe because they know damn well being slavic isn't being ~sexy tardwife nymph roaaming in the woods in russian hat~, kek.) Maybe i just never came across such places, but i feel like thankfully coquette isn't popular at all here. Whenever i come across deranged coquettes like Dasha claiming they're Russian, then Polish, then something, i immediately have suspicions tbh

No. 1822908

did anyone save ethel cain's childhood video? it isn't on yt anymore

No. 1823125

>>1822246
>coquette isn't popular with the slavs
To be honest it is but not necessarily in the form the people itt take. A lot of the aesthetic posts being passed around are from well known Russian anachans like Kate Kusmina (Kosmine? Kosime? Some of you will remember which it is), Valeria the irl Barbie that's been around for years, and Polysavuun. I think the difference here is that they're not calling it coquette or doing the trad larp but are 100% doing everything else except those two things (lolita larping, pro ana, the same fashion, modelling, being a fairy or some shit)

No. 1823141

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Wish I could tag Alida Simone kek

No. 1823755

>>1822246
Based on my observations, there are a few accounts originating from Eastern European/Caucasian countries that appear genuine. However, they are outnumbered by the abundance of LARPers from the US and UK who engage in LARPing. It's worth noting that this phenomenon is often linked to local pro-ANA culture, and not really referred to as coqueete.

No. 1823820

>>1823125
>>1823755
Of course, you're both correct. there are some examples like you mentioned. It's much smaller amount than UK coquettes and larpers tho - it didn't grow out into a local trend (yet). But like you said, if there's anything it's under different category more so than coquette. Like polish proana circles were notably hardcore and unhinged on Tumblr circa 2011/2012, not sure about now. On the other hand, tradlarp isn't popular in my country from what i see. Also what about other countries? You don't see coquettes boasting about coming from Czech Republic, Slovakia, Lithuania etc etc. These larpers are very specific about their allowed list of slavic countries to use kek
One more thing i noticed, coquette isn't seen in the wild, really. You don't see coquettes running around in the wild, dressed in coquette shit. I know, the coquette style is a "broad" subject bc it could be anything sometimes even just some lacy white nightslip, but still. I feel like it's a style they wear once in a while not everyday… or not at all. It's an "aesthetic" that doesn't really exist. Like, it's all just happening online, on their pinterests.

No. 1823850

>>1817676
>You don't see coquettes running around in the wild, dressed in coquette shit
I've seen about 2 of them irl and I live in the capital city of my country where I'm constantly seeing people dressed as faggots on a daily basis. For whatever reason they are absolutely a rare breed offline, and I can't really figure out why because they're the least offensive dressers out of anyone that I see doing something like cringe looking curly hair TikTok demonia boots girls

No. 1823851

>>1817676
>You don't see coquettes running around in the wild, dressed in coquette shit
I've seen about 2 of them irl and I live in the capital city of my country where I'm constantly seeing people dressed as faggots on a daily basis. For whatever reason they are absolutely a rare breed offline, and I can't really figure out why because they're the least offensive dressers out of anyone that I see doing something like cringe looking curly hair TikTok demonia boots girls

No. 1824646

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because a relationship with an old man fixes everything

No. 1824703

>>1824646
>sisters on the divine path
literally what the fuck does that mean kek at first i thought she was talking about Christian nuns

No. 1825008

>>1823851
It is obvious why you never see them in the wild.
They are fatter and older than they shoop themselves, and everyone, including them, knows it. They don't look like their pictures.
These girls are ashamed of themselves not being those skinny blonde slav princess ballerinas they idolise. It is not sustainable to look like that every day. Even the "russian barbie" girl uses a TON of photoshop and looks like absolute shit in candids. Can you imagine all that filler and botox in motion?
They LARP online because it's the only way they can hide that they're extremely average women who just won't get picked unless they're into the submissive trad wife shit. And even if the guys for whom they tear each other apart meet them IRL, they'd probably realise they've been catfished.

Also slight blog. I am russian. From Siberia, actually. I have ever seen anyone genuinely russian act that way or even LARP that shit. I'd say most common categories of young women I meet here are your typical "instathots", koreaboos and militant feminists.

No. 1825013

>>1824646
Is she still with grandpa Orion? Where is she living atm? I thought she made a big point bout leaving LA and "the underworld"?

No. 1825132

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Big words for a pedo whore

No. 1825225

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does anyone have that pic of her next to a swastika drawn in the sand? i remember it from her PULL thread

No. 1825262

>>1825225
kek bitch was dating a neo Nazi, and she admitted it herself. That and she was besties with two chicks who were openly into right/nazi stuff. Idk if i can find the video screens, it's probably long deleted but from the old PULL summary:
>Simone is bigoted (antisemitic and racist)
>Use to draw swastikas on the ground as mentioned by a user on the second page (issued an "apology" according to a user and did it to "freak old people out")
>Shared Hitler memes with her friend Brooke who supports far right ideologies (melbdun on Instagram, 60sdaisy on Tumblr)
>Fell in love with a neo Nazi (who unfortunately abused her but she has now broken up with him, we shouldn't go into too much detail about it tbh but just know that she herself said he was a white supremacist)

No. 1825285

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>>1825262
samefag, here's a sort of ~i'm sorry magic & light~ bullshit statement, if i find more i'll post.

No. 1825342

>>1824646
>>1824703
She's talking about other crack hoes to split the rent with like that girl who robbed her and ran off

No. 1825343

>>1825132
Ok she's obviously insane but this rant is kinda accidentally based kek

No. 1825379

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>>1825225
>The aryan brotherhood in South Carolina and parts of Florida we're obsessed with me, would stalk me and wanted to use me as a sacrifice. I had a Native American boyfiend and they wanted to kill me because I was with him
Why does this have the same energy as the "gay jewish nazi cult" scam from 2020 lmao

No. 1825398

>>1825379
OT but that bitch is chunky.

No. 1825420

>>1825379
This is a masterpiece

No. 1825562

>>1825379
Wtf I love this. Tumblrfags stop scamming for 5 minutes challenge.

No. 1825623

>>1825379
kek that's just perfect

No. 1825631

>>1825225
Wait she really said jealous lmfao girl you're not getting rid of your (old moid) cock breath ever I'm not jealous of that esp

>>1825343
Yeah same as >>1825285 like I understand it but she's fake as hell and pedo. She's literally liking sex trafficker tweets and pedo tweets all the time

>>1824646
Lord I understand what she said in that thread deeply(without the whoring yourself yourself to a moid) part and what she means maybe without the examples she gave of how a woman life should like bc I see it a lil differently

No. 1825785

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she’s a victim of white supremacist groups but happily compares herself to some bullshit aryan alien race star seed shit lol

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>>1825262
samefagging i cant find her old PULL thread screenshots from when she was drawing swastikas in the sand and admitted her bf was a nazi but she still has this post up from that period of time lol why would a teenage girl love ww2 movies? the friend she made the nazi jokes with and was an actual nazi sympathizer is also tagged here.

No. 1826308

>>1825785
She's also obsessed with wanting to come across as a natural blonde - that blue eyed, blonde haired, super fair skinned look she's consistently going for. Can't have even the slightest bit of her natural brown hair showing in her roots. She's such a vain cunt. Talk about insufferable.

Also, it's pretty messed up that she wants to have babies with an old crinkled up grandpa who already has revealed pedo tendencies. Like really? You wanna have kids with a man who pursued you after seeing you on the sidewalk as a teen, while he was middle aged? Least, that's the story she gave - that he saw her on the side of the road first, (I think she was on her bike or something) and said how much he had to meet her. Then they somehow bumped into each other at a restaurant or bar whatever. Just imagine if that was your dad, ogling after a 17 year old. Or going after your friends. I'd kick him in the gonads. (She claims she was 18, but it was before her 18th that he saw her on the side of the road) And she fails to see this even now? When will she ever see it for how it is? This man was a predator. He also was the one who fed her psychedelics when she was still a teen. This was risky as hell. He's not out here looking after her like she claims. Drugs that potentially are why she comes across as tho she has a screw loose and she was way too young at the time to be exposed to drugs like that from someone who should know better. It did something to her, as it happens to some people, not all. He never looked out for her during that whole saga in LA, where was he then??? Not to mention, he was doing all of this while she had no guidance in the form of a parent. He instead, took advantage of her. I could go on. And this is the issue that I have - she hasn't woken up about any of this at almost 23 years of age. She still is projecting, she behaves like she doesn't have any intelligence or grounding at all. And it's fucking ridiculous. Those two together make me want to barf and I pray they never breed. Talk about cringe. I literally can't look at her shit without getting riled up.(sage your shit)

No. 1826314

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>>1823820
The majority of "-core" aesthetics that have emerged among Zoomers exist mainly as a social media identity rather than genuine subcultures that exist in real life, reflecting a shift away from the more cohesive subcultures that died around the late 2000s.

No. 1826318

It's kinda weird how a lot of Alida's friends mimic her. Some even buy her second hand clothes, then pose the same way as her in photos. Or edit themselves so hard to look like her. That's not a friendship, that's freaky and stalkerish. I'd post examples but I don't wanna call anybody out. Idk why she doesn't get weirded out by this. If my friends started doing that, I'd be like wtf. Creepy.

No. 1826335

>>1826308
She sees blonde hair, light eyes and skin as "Light and Angelic".

No. 1826462

>>1820398
>hook-up culture is almost non-existent in most Third World countries and even developed countries like Japan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No. 1826463

>>1818974
>Wonder what they are gonna come up with as they age.
Most of them have npd and narcs don’t take ageing well. They will probably latch onto some hideous betabux and keep bogging themselves until they die on the operating table. If they ever have daughters they will probably abuse them and be insanely jealous of them (every narc mom I have heard about either sees her daughter as sexual competition and abuses them or sees them as an extension of their own desirability and pimps them out to men early) I just hope they never breed

No. 1826468

>>1819801
>why is it always Indian men
Because the coquette aesthetic appeals to them a lot. Indian men worship white women probably more than any other race of men, even they will openly admit this. Indians white worship a lot due to the historic caste system hierarchy. And the coquette aesthetic is right up their alley because they love bleach blonde hair, blue eyes, either underage looking girls or glamorous with lots of makeup, gold jewelry etc.

I’ve noticed all ethnic men fetishise white women but they tend to prefer different types. East Asian men like those simple, natural, whitebread, slavic looking girls with dirty blonde hair like Ella Freya. Indian men like waifish teen girls with peroxide hair or glamorous aryan looking women like Elsa Hosk and Rosie Huntington Whitely. Black men like baddie types. Etc. Of course I am generalising but after lurking male spheres online these are undeniable trends and most of them will even tell you this themselves.

No. 1826500

>>1826463
>Wonder what they are gonna come up with as they age
The Nicole Dollanganger calf threads are a good indication of what happens when pedo panderers age. They move on, and develop a different vintage aesthetic to BPD style build themselves around. Some of them will keep the pedo pandering larp going and build resentment towards young people as they age

No. 1826510

>>1826308
She'll realize when she grows up to 30 and realizes that she can't fool any pedophile anymore since no older man wants to date someone over 25. See, that's the problem with basing your entire personality on being young and pretty. You won't have a baby face forever. I feel like that was Lana del Rey's problem too, almost all of her old songs are about being young and beautiful and dating guys. People liked 2012 Lana because she was attractive, young, she had a nice voice. Now that she's old and fat, it's just not the same. The difference is that Lana is successful and a millionaire, and she has a career. Alida does nothing for her life, she doesn't have any hobbies or talents, she hasn't finished high school and she has no money. All this being uwu tiny is going to destroy her when she grows up

No. 1826535

>>1826468
Saged but I think what you're seeing is that they like white women that still somewhat resemble women of their own culture. Asian girls are generally small framed and according to Asian beauty standards should have a very young face (koreans even get cosmetic surgery to put fat under their eye like a child), so young looking blondes suit their taste. Black men like baddie types because they emulate black culture but are still white. Very strange indeed

No. 1826540

>>1826468
nta but they see white women as dumb easy sluts because of porn, and they're incels wih "trad" values so they want to beat/rape/control them like they're allowed to do to indian women. it's not "worship", just subjugation.

No. 1826548

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>>1826468
>>1826540
Interesting perspective, In my country, women from lighter-skinned ethnic groups are frequently targeted and abducted. There exists a "marriage trade: for Pashtun and Kashmiri wives, as they are considered a more desirable, lighter-skinned ethnic group, and Pakistani (and Indian Muslim) men often have a strong desire for them.
>>1826540
This is also a factor, men in India, Africa and the Middle East grew up with western porn and American sex-comedy films, they really do think white women are extreme nymphos because they grew up seeing white women in American porn online and are told by their culture their own women are meant to be extremely chaste. Then when they get turned down they get super offended that a supposedly no standards white woman would still reject them rather than realizing actually in reality white women don't fuck anyone who asks.
This is a big part of what contributed to Rotherham and other child sex trafficking groups in the UK. Men from Pakistan grew up being told white women are all easy nympho sluts, so they didn't see it as a big deal to force literal 13 year olds into rape and prostitution.

No. 1826555

>>1826548
Nta but my first exposure to this sort of thing was in high school when a saudi arabian exchange student was asked about something that surprised him about the U.S. and he just said "i thought everyone would be sluts!" He almost sounded a bit disappointed lol

No. 1826639

>>1826463
They pimp out their daughters and raise their sons to be literal rapists. Coquettes and the creepy old groomers who orbit them should all be sterilized.

No. 1826642

>>1826468
All moids fetishize & sexualize women of different races. They see their own women as possessions to be hoarded/defended, and women from other tribes as exotic prizes to be conquered. Human males are violent apes and the Y chromosome is a genetic aberration.

No. 1826882

>>1826540
It’s both white worship and general misogyny against women. White women are seen as easier and more sexually accessible than Indian and Muslim women, but at the same time brown men definitely do idolize white features and think they are more beautiful than their own race.

>>1826642
This is true and white men do it just as much to Asian women, latinas, Indian women etc. what’s disturbing is many racist scrotes have fantasies about raping and enslaving other races women as a way to spite the races that they deem as inferior. I’ve even seen racist white scrotes say they want to fuck black men in the ass and trannify brown men not out of sexual attraction but simply out of hatred. The Y chromosome is a genuine birth defect.

No. 1826887

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Just saw this and remembered why I hate men lol. They’re all race obsessed pedophiles.

No. 1826969

>>1826887
She has the eye fat procedure mentioned in >>1826535. It's so sad that the Asian version of BBLing the shit out of yourself is doing whatever his is + shaving your skull to be more round

No. 1827031

>>1820398
>Hook-up culture is almost non-existent in most Third World countries and even developed countries like Japan or Singapore.
I don't know where you're getting your information from but you're extremely misinformed. This is just simply untrue.

No. 1827060

>>1827031
nta but its genuinely true, I think that only South Korea is the only Asian country with a pervasive hookup culture, while most other nations in the region tend to prioritize dating. It is quite uncommon for young people outside of the Western world to openly acknowledge engaging in premarital sex.

No. 1827092

>>1827060
>It is quite uncommon for young people outside of the Western world to openly acknowledge engaging in premarital sex.
Sorry anon but you are completely misinformed on this topic. As someone who has lived all over Asia I can assure you hookup culture persists in basically every country except strict Muslim countries (and even many of the young people there have premarital sex and affairs and stuff). Saying Japan and Singapore don’t have hookup culture is laughable.

No. 1827093

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>>1826969
Apparently this is her before and after.

No. 1827178

>>1827093
This is definitely editing but God that makes it worse knowing that whoever edited it, be it herself or someone else, has gone out of their way to make her look like a child

No. 1827234

>>1827060
No, it's not true at all. I can't believe people think this. Is it the language barriers causing this or what

No. 1827300

>>1827234
I think people are talking at cross purposes here. Obviously people are hooking up everywhere, but they’re more or less likely to be open about it depending on where they live.

No. 1827589

>>1826887
Most Asian women don't look like that. Do these 4chan fags never leave their basement?

No. 1827593

>>1819781
"Sensitive young man" is a BAP phrase.

No. 1827608

File: 1684155569651.jpeg (56.54 KB, 1170x712, 2C970553-F07A-40F4-B8DE-623338…)

and everybody clapped lol

No. 1827638

>>1827589
>Do these 4chan fags never leave their basement?
I think we both know the answer to that question nona.

No. 1827641

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>>1827178
It’s not someone else editing it nona, she got plastic surgery and edited the pic to look more childlike herself.

Japanese women have taken it to the next level recently. They purposely try to make themselves look like almost unrecognisable creepy fetuses. I was actually shocked looking some models I used to follow in the 2010s and seeing how they present themselves on their SNS.

Pic rel is the same woman in an unedited video vs her instagram pictures.

No. 1827643

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And this is a gyaru I used to follow, 2012 vs 2022.

No. 1827645

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>>1827643
Another one, 2012 YouTube video vs from her 2022 instagram.

No. 1827646

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>>1827645
Same woman.

No. 1827730

>>1827608
What a self-inflated, ego-tripping fag.

>>1826510
Wonder what she'd do if her real life dad started dating a 17 year old, if she'd see that differently then.

No. 1827742

>>1827300
>>1827060
Idk about asia but hookup culture is huge in the third world, and openly engaging premarital sex has always been super common, even before "hookup culture" showed up.

No. 1827751

>>1827643
>>1827645
>>1827646
Jesus, can she not

No. 1827761

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Nonnas how long has been Alida with that Onion moid already? i'm looking up her old PULL thread cause i'm bored and finding some long forgotten stuff. Isn't this the same scrote as >>1787019 just not as fat? If so 1) she started dating him at 17 2) he posted a lot of weird ~nazi sympathizing but ofc not really teehee~ shit

No. 1827764

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>>1827761
It's like 4th person close to her (1 being ex bf and 3 dumb ig friends i think) having same Hitler related "humor" like Alida…
Included other screens from pull, last one is aa drawing of "his ex girlfriends", a horse with a vagina, but i decided to cut and spare you from this retardation.

No. 1827766

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she was also apparently trying to meet up with XXXtentacion. Already after all the allegations on him came out, ofc.

No. 1827776

>>1827766
She really saw A$AP Rocky in the National Anthem music video and thought this was an opportunity to further walk the patch of Lana

No. 1827789

>>1827766
These women who gravitate to men they know abused other women honestly disgust me. Like flies to shit.

No. 1827798

>>1827761
this rippertoshreds guy was one of alidas orbiters until they apparently had a falling out (according to her old PULL thread) but her and onion did start dating when she was underaged.

No. 1827806

>>1827798
Ah right my bad. Her scrotes are always literally the same

No. 1827825

So many of them are attracted to alt right guys. I have anorexia and everywhere I go online related to eating disorders it's full of these nazi coquette bitches, there's a huge overlap with tradwifey shit…. it could be such a nice little harmless aesthetic, why do they have to taint it with racists and women abusers(no1currs)

No. 1827832

>>1827825
Where do you think the aesthetic comes from nonna? This isn’t some unfortunate detour, it’s been about glorifying pedophilia and pandering to trashy 4chan moids from the beginning.

No. 1828030

>>182776
Jesus all these guys plus the one she was friends with and engaged with on IG, who posted disgusting shit (forgot his @). She really is a pig…

No. 1828227

That fucker Rion should be in jail for getting with and soliciting heavy drugs to a minor. But she insists he's "a good man" and is "protective" and takes care of her. Wasn't so protective when she was being sex trafficked. Heads should have been rolling, but he wasn't even around and had girls over while she was gone. What a shitshow.

No. 1828244

>>1828227
I stand corrected. Apparently, or so I was told, she wasn't a minor when he gave her the hallucinogens. I think they're illegal in Florida anyway.

No. 1828506

>>1827825
Don't go to pro-ana online spaces then?

No. 1828859

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No. 1828861

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No. 1828928

>>1828506
nta but if you use social media you'd notice that it's become increasingly difficult to avoid it. The problem isn't people going to ED spaces, it's that ED spaces have stopped being a niche things and are expanding to a point now where they're overlapping with other communities. That's why you see so many EDtwt posts go viral these days. Normies who previously didn't know think pro ana shit existed outside of Tumblr are forced to see pro ana shit at random and are sharing it around in horror and spreading it even further

No. 1828988

>>1828859
Time to chop off some cock n balls.

>>1828861
You can be abused, even at 90 years of age.

Problem is, most men are stupid when it comes to reading the signals. They're not gonna be able to tell the difference if you're uncomfortable or not. If you're grinding on his D and then suddenly don't want the D, but don't flat out say no, he's not going to tell the difference (if he's the typical). In saying this tho, he's still in the wrong if he can't see that you're not into it at all, even without saying no. He needs to be castrated if he's much older and should have enough life experience to know better too. But it doesn't matter about age. Like I said, you can be manipulated and abused at any age. Also, she's a target for these types of pricks. She had no proper parenting or guidance whatsoever before this shit could ever take place.

I wish Alida would stop hanging out with clowns. I get they are the types that aren't considered boring and all, but omfg. School-shooter types, pedos, rapists, bimbos who skinwalk her every move. She's got to stop. Go hang out with more intelligent people already. They might not be "unique" in her eyes, but at least they'll be sane. Seriously. She's surrounded by a circus. It's too much. Wish she'd tone it down. I mean, we all took one look at that SuperKamilla's Insta and immediately were thinking, nope. She can't read people at all. Like a moth to a flame to all the headcases out there.

No. 1829000

>>1828988
She is in a circus and she's the Ringmaster..
>>1828859
Is she talking about Onion?

No. 1829111

>>1828861
This is my observation; I could be wrong. To Simone, being desirable = beauty + it makes her the centre of their universe if she's noticed like that. (Feeling attractive, sexy, alive and special.) It draws out the feminine against the masculine. What she doesn't get is that guys don't see it the same way, generally speaking. When they desire you, they want to fuck you. That's it. They don't want to rescue the damsel, or worship the ground you walk on. They see that behavior as easy street. Whereas she wants the fairy tale; the hero come-save-me thing (I think that's obvious by a lot of things that she says). So when that goes too far, well, this kind of thing happens. I see it all the time. It doesn't make it right. But she leads them on in the most blatant ways, intentional or not; all in the quest to be wanted. It's a dangerous game. I hope she realises this now and puts up some boundaries. I'm not blaming her for any of it, it's sick and turns something innocent into something vile. These guys are monsters. But the coquette thing draws in those types of monsters.

No. 1829332

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would the memes and post style that bella hadid posts be “coquette”? i feel like a lot of models are into this ethel cain coquette shit. a lot of coquette i’ve seen is just girls that are into audrey hepburn or lana del rey and like pink but on twitter it seems to be a retarded pro ana white supremacy thing. the ethel cain brand coquette seems to be super popular with celebrities now. that shitty adidas brand “praying” that sells weird child sized coquette shirts is very popular with this brand of celeb.

No. 1829434

>>1829332
The Ethelfication of pop culture rn strikes me as so bizarre because it's almost like the very niche Nicole Dollanganger girls from 10 years ago are suddenly becoming the trend. This is not at all a new aesthetic but for some reason Ethel with one EP and one bad album has managed to make it mainstream. I'm honest to God amazed we don't see more Soren or Kayla Day level coquette cows since it became more widespread

No. 1829616

>>1823141
late but that girlreactionary account is strange herself. one day she’s a radfem and hates all moids the next day she’s a uwu soft black girl who has a ton of white men fawning over her. i can’t take her criticisms of coquettes seriously but they come from a place of a resentment (they’re white and get white men so she feels like she’s in competition with them). i see this a lot on twitter nowadays

No. 1829617

>>1829616
*because they come from a place of a resentment

No. 1829763

>>1829434
Ethel and tumblr nostalgia ruined it imo. Most of these coquette girls were normies who liked pink colors, ariana grande, lana del rey and old movie stars. Ever since those whisper or tumblr style memes with lazy or pro ana captions became popular it became unbearable and something different. The coquette girls we used to see were sane but now almost half the coquette girls are rotting pro ana freaks that romanticize the shit Lana and Ethel sing about, of course secretly pro ana models love that

No. 1830210

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>>1827766
>>1827789
Old milk but forgot to post these in relation to these screens. Here's her whiteknighting XXXTentacion, who cares that he abused his gf (and apparently killed a few people as it turned out lately) when he "repented and made up for his sins with his music"! he "contributed" to the world so its all erased!1
It's been a while ago, but i really doubt she'd react differently today. For Alida, abuse is only abuse when said abuse happened to her.

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No. 1830218

>>1830213
16, how was she even allowed to meet up with him? Where were her parents? Oh that's right, her mother was off busy doing heroine and allowing heroine addicts to live in their house and her Dad clearly didn't give a shit. Her Dad was friends later on with her old grandpa boyfriend and didn't see anything wrong with it. I get that her mother died due to alcoholism, and I shouldn't speak ill of the dead, but there's no denying she was a shit parent and they play a huge part in all of this.
No excuse in the end because Alida never grew enough braincells to see what was wrong with all of it either, as time went on. Unless, she literally has low IQ and has trouble comprehending and learning.
Anyone remember when she carried around blood viles and drank blood?? Her parents let her do whatever she wanted. Old farts would flirt with her and she would flirt back, in front of her mum, whilst being a minor. Drama, after drama, after drama, to this day. Then, she romanticizes it all. Either she is genuinely intellectually impaired, or she gets something out of it. Because when you're scared of or traumatised from something, you run away from it - not toward it. She tries to find a matching song lyric from Lana to line up with everything that she does.

>>1829332
There are so many sub-genres that fall under the umbrella of coquette and they're all trash. Roleplaying pedophilia and incest. Thinking it's cute.

No. 1830233

>>1830212
Her usernames 'Snuffiepuppy' and 'Jumpropejailbait'. Snuffie as in Snuff? Snuff porn? She was underage calling herself jailbait and referencing choke porn or strangle porn? That's so messed up on so many levels…….

No. 1830267

>>1827761
Bro gives me serial killer vibes

No. 1830274

File: 1684495748696.jpg (37.04 KB, 500x680, Bike-Fall.jpg)

>>1830267
THEM: psychopaths, druggos, pedos, abusers, clowns n jokers.

ALIDA: "I want them to be my best friends." proceeds to befriend or date them

INSANE AMOUNTS OF FUCKING DRAMA OR LIFE N DEATH SITUATIONS

ALIDA: cries Why am I always the victim! adds lana lyric that matches current crisis into Insta post

REPEAT CYCLE OVER AND OVER.

No. 1830352

>>1830267
iirc this psycho was her guitar teacher/short time bf and was something like 36.
Don't know how true it is but she also claimed she went with a 30-something yo stranger to a motel to take white trash pics when she was 15 or 16. (the one of her in pink dress sitting among plastic guns and money, holding a gun and honestly giving creepy vibes bc she looked obviously underage. i'm sure its somewhere on PULL). Her parents were redneck trash who never cared, but she's truly a living empitome of this >>1830274

No. 1830360

>>1830218
Her handmaiden friends also enabled this relationship. Crazy
>>1830212
She "defended" him as early as the past 2 years again tho

No. 1830362

>>1830274
I think shes just evil cause shes 23 atp and still into pedophilia so fucking blatantly. Typical handmaiden with a snarky evil attitude about her handmaidenerism

No. 1830379

>>1825008
another russian nona here reporting with blogshit
>I have ever seen anyone genuinely russian act that way or even LARP that shit.
from what i've seen, they're mostly on niche telegram channels lusting after femboys and calling themselves "femcel radfems" (while complaining about their exes and reposting trannies like ethel cain). also obsessed with western coquette crap (my year of rest and relaxation, "iconic femcel" movies like black swan and perfect blue, etc). but yes, no one irl acts like this and i live in a major city.

No. 1830386

>>1830274
But in her words, she is "God's favorite" and we are all just jealous because she's so pretty. She put up a story a couple of days ago with a song "don't hate me because I'm beautiful" with a pic of herself. I really have to start taking screenshots but I usually couldn't be bothered at the time. I have a bunch of people I hate watch on social media because they're like a reality tv show when I'm bored.

No. 1830443

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>>1827093
God those surgically implanted eye pouches make me want to barf every time i see them, looks like one of those toys you squeeze and their eyes pop out

No. 1830457

Randomness → If anybody here has seen the show "The Boys", you just know that these Coquette-type girls would latch onto the character Homelander if he was real.

No. 1830464

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>>1830457
Okay, sorry about the double posting, but it turns out this is an actual thing and they have already latched onto that character. lmaooo

No. 1830725

i don’t understand how most of these trad wife coquette girls are even able to feel attracted to these ugly old balding men.

No. 1830939

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which old man “gifted” her a porche because it wasn’t Orion(don’t use emojis )

No. 1830961

>>1830939
Why would you pray for a car, when you don't even have your driver's licence?
Jesus isn't Santa fucking Claus.

No. 1830968

>>1830939
Meanwhile some guy is dying of cancer, praying to Christ for help. But Jesus Christ is busy giving some American bimbo her Porsche.
And the person who gifted her the Porsche is sitting there like, wtf fair go. I gave it to you, not Jesus.

It's so funny cos she wants people to be jealous of her but she only makes herself look stupid and vain / materialistic yet again.

No. 1830970

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>>1830939
She should buy one of these and put it on her new car.

No. 1830972

Does she even go to church?

No. 1830973

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this is so funny lmao alida is delusional as hell i know the royalty are trash don’t get me wrong but there’s no denying she sounds like a schizo in so many of her tweets

No. 1831014

>>1830970
Ok but Alida's Porsche Jesus needs more ~coquette~ outfit, add some ribbons or pink kawaii accents or Chanel/Blumarine label onto his gown

No. 1831039

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>>1830939
When you're Coquette and Jesus gives you some new wheels.

No. 1831137

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did she move in with a sugar daddy or some shit

No. 1831166

>>1831137
Taking bets on how long it takes for her to have a falling out with whoever she's currently hanging out with and whoever gave her the Porsche. She can't hold a friend for longer than a few months, unless they don't live near her and she only sees them for visits. Wonder what the next theatrics are going to be.
Also, every time she starts off a new saga, she uses that Lana song "Now my life is sweet like cinnamon
Like a fucking dream I'm living in."
Every.
Fucking.
Time.

No. 1831170

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>>1831137
she's still with baldy
relationship mustn't be that great tho or she'd be with him, in the very least in the same state

No. 1831204

>>1831170
Tf shes so disgusting and piglike and probably gonna pull out a victim card somewhere in the future to avoid taking responsibility and other women are gonna defend her just as they defend her and her relationship now or see her as a victim desperately

No. 1831205

>>1831204
Women are getting killed and tortured everyday by moids and she's out there sucking pedo dicks

No. 1831408

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This bitch must be mentally retarded or deranged there's no other way

No. 1831413

>>1831408
>Lip filler migration
Sad!

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No. 1831433

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Schizophrenic posting

No. 1831439

>>1831408
so this is how she got a porsche and a house…LOL. back to selling her body again i guess thats the real job she mentioned? very christian of her to suck dick for money.

No. 1831443

>>1831408
I don't get it, aren't these middle aged moids embarrassed or even scared of being seen with a girl like her? He does seem like the type who pays younger women, but the stereotypical "bougie" sugarbaby who's considered hot by his colleagues/business partners (think Jessica Clements) not some wannabe toddler?

No. 1831444

>>1830973
There's nothing racist or delusional about the fact the royal family is associated with pedophiles, or that the Clinton's were caught doing dodgy shit in Haiti by actual Haitians. Simone is retarded but this is factual.

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No. 1831482

>>1831458
This is actually really creepy and she seriously needs to be careful. Why does she do this to herself? Just why? My skin is crawling. I know that she is really annoying, but I'm genuinely concerned. Do NOT take the Porsche and get the hell out of there. People don't just gift you a Porsche and expect nothing for it. These gifts will be held over her head. If not now, one day..

No. 1831494

>>1831408
She was just literally talking about rape and being groomed. And yet she posts this, "I love when men say "whoah" right when they see me… hehe". No. Stop. You don't mean it. You do not love that at all. Anything for money I guess, as it seems that's what it comes down to. She talks about Christ, when she's selling her soul to the Devil. Christ doesn't offer you a Porsche. The Devil does.

No. 1831497

>>1831408
She was going on about the pedos in the royal family etc and yet here she is with some bloke who looks like he could be best mates with Jeffrey Epstein.

No. 1831514

>>1831408
Rion must get off on being a cuck

No. 1831545

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>>1831458
Btw the lana song / lyrics she put to that story were 'You can be the boss, daddy
You can be the boss
Bad to the bone, sick as a dog
You know that I like, like you a lot
Don’t let it stop
He had a cigarette with his number on it
He gave it over to me, “Do you want it?”

And what is up with her hair lately? It looks like plastic horse hair or like she had a two layer haircut. Her extensions are yellow and a diff colour to her mullet up top.

No. 1831564

>>1831482
I have a good feeling the guy is just letting her use his Porsche, but it's not hers. You can't flex that though.

No. 1831580

I've got a front row seat, just waiting for the next round of
>>1830274

No. 1831697

>>1831408
>>1831432
She’s such a fascinating cow for me, especially the way her mental illness allows her to create all these lofty spiritual fantasies around being a hooker.

No. 1831700

>>1831545
Severe peroxide abuse has destroyed her hair, many such cases in LA

No. 1831810

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Dasha admitted her lips are fake

No. 1831979

>>1827766
these seem fake idk. the “kk!” i feel like a grown man would not fuckin talk like that(sage your shit)

No. 1832004

>>1827766
>>1831979
When he died a ton of random SWs were dropping screenshots of him in their DMs texting like this and trying to meet up. It's probably real, but she was also one of many.

No. 1832068

>>1832004
Treating women like a meat/toys that can be bought lol
>>1831697
She's narrating her life with ldr songs. That's from where she gets those ideas idk if she's autistic or deranged
>>1831494
At some point she's gonna have to develop some self preservation cause moids don't plan on not being shit ever. She has no awareness of age gap relationships involving a teen girl being actually bad

No. 1832069

>>1831810
It's so easy to tell if someone lips are fake or not by just looking at their side profile. You can see it here >>1831545 in the upper lip

No. 1832071

>>1831458
Hell it's that ldr song. I thought it's a different artist, ITS OVER

No. 1832187

>>1831408
Dasha replied to it an called him handsome. Please.
>>1830973
Wait shes talked about pedos again whilst being a pedo lover herself? This girl is psycho, its quite entertaining I hope she gets exposed in the future for who she really is

No. 1832201

>>1831979
She was already posting other texts with Xxxtentacion when he was still alive, and he was known for texting underage girls especially tumblr famous. No idea if they met for real, but she was one of the many indeed.

No. 1832204

>>1831458
This woman could be sisters with Trisha Paytas, they look so much alike. When she first came up on my feed I thought she was Trisha.

No. 1832211

Preachy monologue incoming, but I just have to say it…

It's kind of ironic how lolcow is the only place that has any common sense at all when it comes to Alida, and can see through all the bullshit. Meanwhile, everyone else encourages her behaviour in a fake manner. Just like this Dasha example >>1832187 ((As if she truly believes he is handsome… Dasha and Alida are just following each other because of this thread and it makes them feel better in a pack. Nothing about it is genuine. Nothing about Alida is genuine - she attracts what she puts out.))
One day she'll end up dead or in a far worse position than she has ever been in before, and most of her friends, family or followers clapped her all the way along in that direction. Don't they realise that she's come close to death before, doing this?? More than once, might I add. They all encouraged her the whole time. Even with the sex trafficking incidence that people here saw through right from the start.
And she herself, arrogantly swipes any negative feedback away. She will even do it all the more, just out of spite.
I don't know why she has never opened up her own boutique (it would have gotten so popular and succeeded, she could have turned it into a franchise if she put her mind to it). And I don't mean an Instagram shop, I mean one in the physical. She could have saved enough to have all she needed by now, to do something like that. Or study art, or fashion, or whatever her interests are. That's how she could have "expressed her true self". But no, she goes right out of her way to avoid anything 'normal'. Because that is being a sheep and she's a u n i c o r n.
She is rotting on the inside and the cracks are really starting to show now. She says that she "loves to play with fire", when no, she cannot handle it when it burns. She, in that moment, wants to suicide. And when her youth fades, and men no longer want to gift her anything or pick her up out of those moments, when she becomes invisible, she's going to break.

>>1831408
If this was a real job, her boss wouldn't have his arm around her like that…. he'd be up for sexual harassment if that were in the workplace.

>>1831564
You could be onto something there..

No. 1832274

>>1831458
All that effort and time spent on looks just to get with such a mediocre greasy old man. Sad.

No. 1832276

>>1831433
It's all the shrooms & drugs, she's got brain damage. She'll be in a home with dementia by the time she's 40 at this rate

No. 1832288

>>1832274
So much truth in this. She only gets with old decaying ballbags so that she feels the superior in looks. & when something goes wrong she can play the "but i'm just a little girl & you're so much older than me" card. The older the guy she can get, the younger that she will feel. She would feel insecure & threatened if she got with some hot guy around her age. She'd feel that too if there was a much younger prettier girl than her in the same room. It's that & their $$$$$

>>1831433
What is her mission exactly because I've never seen her do anything ever that didn't benefit herself.

No. 1832650

>>1832274
Who wanna bet he's married or taken and she's still gonna suck him then post a story with "the other woman" playing

No. 1832651

>>1832650
Didn't she used to go to old moid houses as a teen cause she liked their attention or something? Did she even knew their relationship status?

No. 1832753

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this girl posted herself on r9k yesterday she claims she likes CP and spends all day on discord talking to pedos…how do we save her from this path?

No. 1832762

>>1832753
is this a child or is she using a filter?

No. 1832788

>>1832762
there seems to be a filter, as her facial proportions look exaggerated and unnatural. still, she could be a young teenager.

No. 1832795

>>1832753
What thread?

No. 1832807

>>1832753
Don't bite guys, this is a troll post. r9k is a closed thread from 4chan. Known for meme references. They're trying to have a go. Nice try tho. Alida is actually older than me by almost 5 years (no1currs bout that), but your point is mute. She's not a child anymore (same goes with all the others), so this is a fail troll attempt. Try harder next time.

No. 1832810

>>1832807
>r9k is a closed thread from 4chan. Known for meme references.
i refuse to believe that you've spent any significant amount of time on imageboards, you sound like you're 45

No. 1832813

>>1832810
lmfao this guy is just mad prob because his grandpa is on lolcow now thanks to simone

No. 1832820

>>1832795
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/73414593 here. This girl calls anyone who disagrees with her "old hag" and "jealous"

No. 1832821

>>1830973
what's the possibility of the moid in the ss being here? He might lurk too

No. 1832831

>>1832753 >>1832810

gtfo you stupid ballbag.

No. 1832842

>>1832820
kek they're all either literally ugly or mid and filtered to hell, it says a lot about our pickme society

No. 1833087

>>1832274
Pickmes stay losing. Always doing the most to get the least. Most of these gross old moids marry “respectable” women from their own class, and those women get access to all their wealth. Meanwhile girls like Alida get used as cumrags and thrown away without a second thought, and still believe they’re winning because they got a tacky gift or some money.

No. 1833303

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This whole bitch(alida) needs to be thrown away look at her likes on Twitter

No. 1833307

>>1833303
Hope she continues dating horrible men because there's a chance that they can do me a favor.

No. 1833647

>>1832810

>i refuse to believe that you've spent any significant amount of time on imageboards


That's because I don't, but oooh you got me there…
Least I'm not out there roleplaying incest sex with my Dad at 23. Puke.

No. 1833667

>>1833303
That would be perfect for Alida because she wouldn't even need to try to switch her brain off in that situation, she doesn't even have one to begin with. Her whole existence has been around men, her camera, mirrors and I bet she doesn't even know basic math.

To get jealous you need something to be jealous of. Lots of beautiful girls from social media aren't on forums that are a far cry above Alida. It's not about looks. Alida isn't even physically perfect. That's why she works so hard at it and can only get with redneck boomer coomers. People here hate on her cos she's a cunt and has inflated herself out so far that she truly believes she's God's fave and a literal angel.
I mean get a grip already. Nobody anywhere else calls her out on it, so might as well be here. Is she entertaining? Sure. I'll give her that. She's a fukin clown. Arrogant as all hell too cos most people would've deleted their social media by now or toned it down instead of rubbing it all up in people's grill. But she's a narc, so she just gets worse with it all.

Listen, I don't want her to suicide, don't want her to end up dead in some alley. But she doesn't listen to anyone who tries to help her and does the opposite like the arrogant prick that she is. So fuck it. She reaps what she sows.

No. 1834109

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No. 1834117

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samefagging but it’s getting annoying watching alida lie and contradict herself so much. she lies almost constantly and makes 0 sense. she’s pressed about conspiracy theories but always liking Andrew Tate’s post despite his ~alleged~ involvement in human trafficking.

No. 1834119

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she’s never been a nazi or racist but again, in her likes is something completely contradictory to that.

No. 1834216

Why are these girls acting liking liking lana del rey is a niche thing like she wasn't one of the biggest pop stars if the 2010's? See so many of them on instagram pretending to be deep and analysing her songs and pretend they are the only ones that get it. Girl, she was played on ever radio get over yourself

No. 1834250

>>1834109
Somebody please enlighten me wat the fuk Alida does and ever has done, to be equated to an "Angel on Earth". She claimed that she is a real angel, and so her faggy followers that feed into her narcissism now call her that too? All I've ever seen this cunt do is stare at herself in her ph cam all day long. That's it. Unless I'm missing something here. I don't see her curing diseases, helping others who need it etc etc. She's addicted to social media like the narc that she is, it's always about her, and that's about it. Most things she does go against the Bible anyway, but hey she's still God's fave coz in her mind she thinks so. She gave herself the title. Must be true then. Alright. Sounds legit.

No. 1834255

>>1834216
I've seen this too. Somebody on twitter this morn said "Lana is so underrated……"
wat
>>1834119
Alida's a two-face. She has this image she wants to be projected and seen as, but then there's who she really is. It shows when she falls out with people all the time, if they spend enough time with her. It's why she bounces from place to place and burns bridges with anybody she's with for a set amount of time. She's leaving a trail of people who can't stand her, behind her, everywhere that she goes. Proof in itself.

No. 1834271

>>1834250
There's some quote from the bible, beware those who claim they are the 'angel of light', as even satan himself will parade as such and those who follow him.

Have people noticed too that Alida is editing or using filters to make her skin appear whiter in recent pics as well?

No. 1834272

>>1834271
^^ not claiming that Alida is Satan btw because that's just stupid. I just found that amusing.

No. 1834282

>>1834119
That came up for me too at the time! That was the moment I unfollowed her as it left a bad taste in my mouth. I admit, I used to really like her but I started to feel uncomfortable with many things she would say here and there. She's not the same on Twitter as she is elsewhere. Least that's how I felt. She talks so differently there that I thought it was a fake acc. I also was wondering why she was getting so aggressive, I couldn't see any haters anywhere and as time went on I was wondering why she kept doing that. Then I found this thread out of googling curiosity and it all made sense. I also get grossed out by the whole ddlg thing.

No. 1834284

#superkamilladidnothingwrong

No. 1834313

>>1834109
These people who complain bout it being an unfair battlefield when we're anon and they're not. When you strike up any beef with them or give them any criticism at all from your actual real account, they block you. So, eh, what else you gonna do. I take my beef here instead

No. 1834326

>>1833303
Imagine being this pathetic and dull. Most guys would prefer a more spirited girl with an actual personality and independence about her. If a guy had to do everything for his girl because she's that inept and slow, he'd get the ick and want to escape her so fast.
Give him something to work for, or he'll tire of you real quick. Make it exciting at least. Nobody wants to date a mindless automated golem.

No. 1834548

>>1834282
There definitely is no ~Love~ or ~Light~ on her Twitter, that's for sure. She's almost angry on there; very hostile and sarcastic most times. Not sweet at all really.

No. 1835031

>>1834313
That or they delete your comment or send their minions after you. I ended up with one of her followers lecturing me an essay about the 'Divine Feminine' for 50 years. They're like Alida's fodder, she sends them off to fight her battles for her. And what you say doesn't even have to be anything brutal, could just be some small opinion - one sentence.

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>>1835031
like this? all it took was 2 words n they got triggered
SILENCE WENCH
they all came running out of the woodworks lmfao
bunch of tards n clowns
alida sets them all off. i'm just waiting for them to all charge in here one day to give us a bashing cuz it's coming..

No. 1835129

>>1832288
>What is her mission exactly
Her mission is to take out the Illuminati with various tiktok videos and Lana songs.

No. 1835198

>>1835107
>>1835031
You're only allowed to praise her.

No. 1835278

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>"i was never a nazi"
>captions post with a spin on trump's "make america great again"
>likes >>1834119

No. 1835318

>>1834109
>6 likes

No. 1835321

>>1834109
I thought Alida was Mexican. She looks like a Mexican girl with peroxide hair.

No. 1835409

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>>1835278
It's that bitch who's dating an old disgusting moid. HELL. Those whores are filthy

No. 1835418

>>1835409
honestly thought that was a troon

No. 1837543

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are her and Onion in an ~open~ relationship or something

No. 1838260

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>>1835409
Spotted her under this tweet… the last tweet is a rt I found on her acc, do alida only becomes friends with other pedo lovers?

No. 1838417

>>1838260
She’ll be 30s and malding in no time

No. 1838447

>>1838260
imagine wanting to own "30 something hags" so badly you get duped into getting pumped and dumped by ancient liches and burning your only avenue of social support

No. 1838451

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>>1835409
Harvey Weinstein dupe

No. 1838632

alidas gotten so fat

No. 1838647

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I now just noticed that app depop added a “coquette” tag and this is the first thing I see. I am convinced this is clearly a children’s top as well, gross.

No. 1838667

>>1838451
She looks like a 40 year old guidette hairdresser from New Jersey, kek.

No. 1838671

>>1838667
Sharing your microbiome with fat old men will do that to you.

No. 1838688

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It’s hilarious how uggo, masc and sloppy cockettes are irl, but desperately try to project this hyperfeminine pixie nymph uwu image for themselves.

Ch111oe genuinely looks MTF, has a manlier jaw than Bruce Willis and is literally built like a brick. Alida’s nasolabial folds are devouring her alive and she is also a member of the doughy tranny body club. Nina looks like middle aged taco vendor. Dasha looks like a British Asda mum with £30 lip fillers. They’re all such a mess. Top kek my sides.(unsaged nitpick)

No. 1838726

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>>1838688
Ch111oe edits compared to he real face makes me kek

No. 1838743

>>1835278
Trumps a fag but I miss when nazi actually meant nazi

No. 1838749

>>1838688
>>1838726
They all just look like trailer trash, but not in the glamorous lana del rey way that they think they do lol

No. 1838762

>>1838726
God she’s actually hideous, RIP

No. 1838766

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Bitch how can you live with yourself lmao

No. 1838767

>>1838766
That’s definitely a man. Sorry, but my troon radar is pretty accurate.

No. 1843312

Many of these types of women are predatory. Yes, there are older men out there who deserve what they get - where both are taking advantage of one another. But there are younger women who prey upon elderly men who are losing their faculties - dementia, terminal illness, and the like. They are extremely abusive too in these situations. Not saying all women who date older men are predatory, but I have seen many who are and could tell you a real life horror story or two about them. These types want to seem innocent and cute, when in fact they are aggressive hunters and this is their power move. Tbh, I don't think I've ever met a coquette girl who is actually gentle and sweet - they're mostly aggressive, self centered and defensive beneath the exterior they try to project.

No. 1843343

>>1843312
anon they're all self-proclaimed femcels alternately saying they're celibate because of how much they hate men ~zOMg lUlZ misandry rAwR! nd 5 mins later whining about not being able to get a man (possibly Patrick Bateman or Edward Cullen, for younger zoomers). Most of them are underage to 24 yo, fat and very noncoquette like in appearance. They can't even wear their beloved, most desired coquette clothes from their pinterest boards, much less running actively getting men left and right and "ruining poor mens lives" or whatever.
Unless you mean Alida, but it's not a story of evil bitch Alida stealing grandpa's rent, it's old scrotes ruining her life. Or rather, Alida constantly repeating this >>1830274
and ruining her life herself.

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>>1751349
>>1751349
more unshooped ch111oe. how can someone have such an unfortunate waistline??

No. 1844131

>>1844046
Idk but my sister has a F cup with no ass

No. 1844331

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Dash aged 20 years overnight

No. 1844332

>>1844131
Chloes tits are fake

No. 1844335

>>1844331
Is this the ‘Russian genes’ at work? Everyone knows Slavs hit the wall at like 20.

No. 1844405

>>1844046
It’s strange to see someone with absolutely no hips or waist to hip ratio.
That coupled with her bogged face and Quaqmire chin makes her look like a tranny.

I’m starting to think coquettes fetishize femininity in the same way troons do because they don’t feel feminine looking irl.

No. 1844474

>>1844331
Squidward looking bitch

No. 1844531

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>>1830970
LMFAOOOOO now this is gold. Alida put Jesus in her new wheels.

Don't wanna be an ass for no good reason, but can't help myself - she is dressing like such a granny lately with her pearls and florals. I know it's a trend rn with a lot of brands and it's not as though it looks bad but it's a huge turn around from a couple months back. Alida has this habit of going 0-100 in a heartbeat and then back down again 100-0, all in the blink of an eye. Talk about whiplash.
But I think this is why she's so entertaining. She's all over the shot, does the weirdest things and puts on a show. Funniest shit to me. Actually this whole thread is a comedy show.

No. 1844617

>>1844531
she should buy a plastic saint Christopher, a patron of driver/travellers/whatever to enhance the christian larp

No. 1844623

>>1844617
She'll prob do that now. Put in some Jesus disciples too and line em all up on her dash.

Wonder what / when her next larp is gonna be after this one.

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No. 1844879

>>1844843
>betabux plea in Jesus name
Girl….

No. 1844880

>>1844879
I don’t get it…is she advertising herself as a Christian findom?

No. 1845040

>>1844879
Holy fck you're right, betabux incoming

No. 1845082

>>1844843
Alida: " women are the most precious thing on earth "

Also Alida: consistently throws shade at women over 35

That stupid book that she reads and bases her life on, called The Sophie Code, reminds me of a cult. To me Alida's just gotten more and more creepier over time.

No. 1845085

>>1844843
Kek is this cottagecore? grandmacore? anotherzoomerbullshitcore? Or is it meant to be her take on "how christians dress"? Bitch christians wear normal clothes, some of them just wear their prettier dresses to church just cause it's an occasion to dress up nice. unless she's larping a certain area ultra catholic circles with hardcore-covered dress codes etc. It feels like she chose that dress deliberately to fit her new "aesthetic" rather than her everyday wear
>Take me to the bank
Yay findom/sugaring in the name of Christ!~ Holy consummerism!
Idk good for her if she found Jesus and all, but her way of "cultivating" is one of the weirdest & milkiest things. The betabux in the name of Jesus… Parkavenuepinup chick should rebrand as well kek

No. 1845086

>>1845085
She says she's not Christian but is a "follower of Christ". So she basically just took Jesus out of the religions and prays to him for more more more money and free goodies. Like he's fkn Santa.
Dear Jesus, gimme gimme. Amen.

No. 1845097

You know what. I'm starting to believe that Alida might be a hoarder. She never stops collecting stuff and putting it all out on display. If she even buys a new pen, gotta set out it so people can see it and create a video of it to put in the gram. Everyones gotsta see the new pen. If she manages to stay in the one place for a substantial amount of time, she'll accumulate so much shit n clutter. In her last kitchen, she couldn't put anything in the cupboards. It all had to sit out. So there was Jesus everywhere, & pink shite. Pots, pans, clothes swinging around on the rafters, put em in the cupboards already.

>>1845087

I think she mighta mentioned God. But that was back when she was talking about God & Jesus being inside of us. Then that morphed into something else, and Jesus isn't in us anymore. Even Mary got a mention and was in her kitchen too with the rest of the shite iirc. But atm, it's all J$sus. It's her current version of manifesting

She gets all these ideas in her head from folks on the internet and blends n warps it, to come up with her own mashed up version. Then her hardcore followers, do the same and start trying to talk like her and look like her. Suddenly they're all into J$sus and the divine feminine and whatever horseshit she comes up with.

No. 1845126

>>1845097
Nvm, I forgot. She does mention God. She said she's 'God's fave' not that long back. So he is still in the picture. He's just not a highlight. Or maybe she sees them as the same thing, who tf knows. The holy trinity Jesus God n Santa

Her followers that are jumping onto the current bandwagon with her. You see em in her comments and they've completely done a full 180 with things they say. Like when she was in LA massaging dudes for cash, they'd be in her comments hyping her up, cheering her on, hooray sex work, get that bag gurl, divine fem powa, but then you see the same people in her current comments talking about morals and Jesus. Like a hivemind.

No. 1845164

>>1845097
ayrt, i deleted accidentally. That makes sense, I think it would be pretty weird if she praised Jesus but didn't believe in God etc
It's pretty funny to think she still has psychos following in her footsteps. i imagine they're different psychos that those from 2018 though, probably a bunch of 15 year olds.
>get that bag gurl
It's the same now but now she wants that bag from christian scrotes

No. 1845206

>>1844843
this is the cringiest thing i’ve ever read. like what happened to her… she used to be interesting and kinda cool when she was younger and now she’s just so boring and plain. she’s acting very insane but not in a ~lana del rey~ way, it’s just very sad and all of this religious shit it’s obviously just a coping mechanism. also that dress is ugly as fuck. she needs to get a therapist asap.(sage your shit)

No. 1845224

>>1844843
She saw a video of Lana at church and decided to copy her. These hoes are literal NPCs with mommy issues. Why does mommy issues seem to be so prevalent in cockettes, even moreso than daddy issues?

No. 1845285

>>1844843
It's almost as though she feels the need to constantly put a costume on. She can't just relax and be herself without some kind of aesthetic. Maybe she feels she'll turn invisible if doesn't have an elaborate theme surrounding her. It just always feels like an act. Or maybe she isn't this way outside of the internet. Hard to know when I haven't actually met her. She also seems to be heavily influenced by people around her. When she was hanging out with the racists and hard right-wingers, she was influenced by them. When she was living with Rion, she was influenced by him and became spiritual and hippie-like in beliefs. When she had that friend who loved fairies and renaissance festivals ~ she too was into fairies and medieval things. When she went to LA, she became like many girls there ~ fame hungry, money lusty and trampy. When she was living with her friend who has the toddler, she wanted to be a mother. Now, she's into this. She also gets heavily influenced by the internet and trends.
But in the end, she's only human and she can't sustain all of these acts 24/7. She's constantly morphing into something new, claiming that she's discarded her old self or healed or put the pieces back together. When she hasn't at all, because she's always doing this and there is never an end to it.
Unless she is just naturally a theatrical person and should be on stage or screen to expel all of that energy. She's always seeking an audience.

No. 1845721

>>1845285
That’s just normal BPD behavior anon. No personality or stable sense of identity, latch onto aesthetics and fads as a substitute.

No. 1845732

>>1845721
It feels as though no one around her has picked up on this. She'd probably get so defensive and offended if anybody mentioned this to her though. This could be why she's always ending up in bad situations. She really does need to see a good psych.

No. 1845829

>>1845721
She is currently hanging around with investors, finance and Stock people, and is subsequently talking about banks/investing etc. I think these people may be connected to the friend and her much older wealthy husband that she was staying with after the LA drama. Hence, the change in personality and warping into someone else again.
I don't know if these new people are good influences on her or not though. I am guessing they are much, much older than her. So that could also count for her suddenly being so old fashioned in looks and beliefs. Super gross if any of them are trying to get with her.

No. 1846164

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I saw this as a suggested account on insta and about died. I know it's ironic but it reminded me of the toilet roll photo

No. 1846175

>>1846164
Lmao I hope this is ironic

No. 1846356

File: 1686729294617.png (518.8 KB, 594x612, coquette cheese.png)

>>1846164
And so began the coquette cheese touch frenzy.

No. 1846407

>>1845224
That's weird because a vast majority of them are mega BPD so you would assume (BPD people all being copy andbpastes of eachother for the most part) that coquettes have massive daddy issues. Part of being coquette is an obsession with older men so if you want a good guess it's probably a combo of BPD mommy and shit daddy. Example: Dasha says her dad is in jail but her mom is also a cruel nutter

No. 1847473

>>1846407
Mother issues would explain why a lot of them hate older women.
Alida for example jumps to the conclusion that all her haters are older women. All of these coquettes believe that anyone who criticizes them, has to be an older woman; the old hag nemesis.
They also talk about older women being in competition with them for the older men and losing; in that real spiteful way that they do.

No. 1847530

>>1847473
And by "older women" Alida always meant women over 18, kek. Wonder what's the new start level now that she's 20-something herself.

No. 1851098

File: 1687426319981.jpeg (159.65 KB, 1051x1763, D4BF8615-E9F2-4EE4-A1A7-FA0F45…)

Chloe still shooping her ass and nose like the childcatcher’s

No. 1851099

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These overly scooped out noses, I can’t.

>hashtag coquette

>hashtag daintynose
>hashtag fairyprofile

No. 1851514

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No. 1851706

Alida posted a snippet of a song (using that word loosely) by her. Guess she wants to make music now
Tried to upload the screen grab to Dropbox but keep getting errors

No. 1851925

>>1851706
Damn I need to see this. She's prob just copying off her friend Brooklyn now. But I guess Brooklyn was always skinwalking as Alida (idk if she still does) so it cancels out.

No. 1851949

>>1847473
Ayrt tbh that fits in well with my idea of these girls being raised by BPD mums since I fully believe that a BPD mum would live in constant catty competitions with their own daughters. Funny enough, the mother of Dolores Haze was a bit like that

No. 1851952


No. 1851968

File: 1687561228781.webm (4.26 MB, 560x832, wtfff.webm)

>>1851952
Alida vs Superkamilla

No. 1851978

>>1851952
lmfao this is priceless. it's got it all

try-hard white chick trying to rap. check
voice editing software. check
put-on creepy voice in attempt to sound like a baby. check
cringe lines like being daddys white tiger. check

this is the equivalent of that artwork that rion made her that time

this is coming from a chick who said she doesn't listen to Adele bc "she doesn't sound like an angel and i only listen to angels". alida gets really weird about music that isn't lana

im just imagining all her fans downloading alidas future music saying how beaut it is and how talented she is

it would b different if she was making this for fun. but you just know she's got it in her head that she's going to sell an album or two and get famous eventually from a singing career. imagine being this arrogant and full of yourself

No. 1851984

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No. 1852085

>>1844335
Wasn't Dasha not actually Russian but larping as Russian? The "hit the wall at 20 years" stuff is pretty misogynistic too

No. 1852087

>>1851952
>>1851968
The background beat still has the audio copyright watermark on it lol

No. 1852238

>>1851968
Is the second one trying to sing like Yolandi Visser? I'm surprised Yolandi doesn't come up more with coquettes since she's also a pedopandering anorexic

>>1852085
We don't know tbh. She was claiming to be half polish at one point, and then nonnies were pointing out that she spoke Russian about as well as Erlita Harkov speaks Ukrainian (so Google translate basically). She's more than likely Eastern Euro saying she's Russian for some weird reason

No. 1852716

>>1852085
Why did you assume that anon was only talking about Russian women? Russian men experience extreme twink death

No. 1852717

>>1852238
I think she’s half Brit and half Polish living part time in Poland and part time in the UK. I recognised some of the houses and countryside pics she posts and it’s definitely British countryside, but other times it seems she is in Poland (not unusual for Polish diaspora to go back and forth between both countries and we have a lot of Poles here too)

She’s definitely not Russian at all, Russian and Polish is a really rare combo, my best friend is Russian and I asked her to read some of the stuff Dasha typed in Cyrillic and she just laughed and said it was nonsense Google translate words.

No. 1852718

>>1852717
Also her Polish is shitty and kinda garbled too so this is why I’m certain she isn’t a native Polish speaker. I think she’s just a British girl with a Polish mum.

No. 1852908

File: 1687706196937.jpeg (155.54 KB, 1170x1169, 42D3A808-A76F-4951-89FF-5DB5B8…)

i literally could hardly get through reading this what is she talking about

No. 1852909

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same fagging but this is just sooo funny all of these tweets together what is going on in her mind

No. 1852982

>>1852909
the sheer narcissism of thinking she's an aesthetic icon just because she's all over pinterest is mind blowing. also, little miss aryan princess isn't fooling anyone by saying she's african. maybe like .3% african, but we all know she wouldn't get a dna test done because dA gOvErNmEnT.

No. 1853010

>>1852717
>but other times it seems she is in Poland
Polish anon here, could you maybe post some photos of her that makes you think she was in Poland? just curious. I remember her posting pics of the inside of one of polish baroque churches, but these were probably taken from google.
>Russian and Polish is a really rare combo
Poles generally dislike Russians, even if they learn this language/have Russian friends etc there's always, even if its the slightest bit, of overall lingering sense of distrust/dislike for them because of the history reasons. So imo it's rare for Polish to be oh so proud of being half-Russian, or larp online as Russians. But ofc different people, different cases. Idk if she's half Polish (maybe someone in the family) but prob not aa native speaker, and definitely not Russian

No. 1853141

>>1852982
Her dad was a white South African. In other words, probably Dutch.

>>1852908
She needs to lay off the psychedelics along with all that weed she smokes. She's so against other drugs, yet she continues to take those, even though it's dangerous if you're prone to psychosis. She'll end up like a zombie, like those she sees on the streets in the US if she's not careful. Because this shit will only get worse as she ages.
If you keep peering into the void, it will start looking back at you. She'll become completely untethered one day from all reality.
She thinks it's cute trying to come across as imaginative and dreamy all the time. But it's downright off-putting. Everything about her is one big facade.

So she either is going into some kind of psychosis and needs to lay off the drugs (being that she's got mental issues already) Or she is putting on an act and making these things up (isn't actually seeing anything at all, but is pretending to) to come across as cute, whimsical, unusual or Alice-in-Wonderlandy. Which wouldn't surprise me at all, being that everything about her is an act. I honestly can't tell which it is.

Or a third option – I guess there really are aliens in her back yard that fuse with metal when she shines her torch on them…. yea…. nah…. give me the footage.

No. 1853158

File: 1687737244460.jpeg (340.25 KB, 1284x2103, IMG_7213.jpeg)

>>1852909
Here’s her latest tangent before she potentially deletes it. She preaches about love and light and the universe but is getting so outwardly hateful

No. 1853170

Alida is seriously starting to show her age, getting all political and fighting people on Twitter.
I noticed that she deleted a lot of things that were controversial and that made her look bad, but she can't help herself and is starting to do it again.

No. 1853174

>>1853158
Shame her Dad didn't put this much energy into raising his daughter and protecting her from pedos and drug abusers within her own home as a teen. Even guiding her away from onion instead of becoming best buds with him.

No. 1853186

File: 1687740113311.jpg (9.97 KB, 524x86, 20230626-085534.jpg)

Honestly, this is a REALLY low shitty heartless thing to say, especially coming from someone so privileged.
War conscription, yay!

No. 1853243

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>>1853158
Alida newsflash: you're not a little girl anymore. You're a grown woman. Get over it already.
You're also not even little. You can't play that card anymore.

Also, love that she bought herself a blue checkmark on twitter.

No. 1853406

>>1853158
what is she even trying to say… girl you’re white(sage your shit)

No. 1853426

>>1852909
>>1852908
>>1853158
This nonsense at her big age is just symptoms of schizophrenia beginning to show. She should get that checked out.

No. 1853431

>>1853158
I mean she's right though in this case, whites and south asians are being systematically attacked, looted, raped and murdered in south africa, its extending to actual indigenous african groups as well as the Zulus, I had an Uncle that had a restaurant that was burned down by Bantus.

No. 1853469

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LDR is a perfect example of how being a super pickme coquette doesn't give you more than what other women get, her bf is hanging out with some pornstar pigs lmao every male they date fucks them over but they still keep chanting like a schizophrenics: "I'm a dream girl perfect coquette maneater men love me and never forget me cause I was an angel in their lives" meanwhile those men forget they exist as soon as they stop sucking their dicks. Is it all worth it?

No. 1853471

>>1853426
Her obsession with thinking other women are jealous of her also sounds schizo

No. 1853479

>>1851925
She should be careful being friends with those who mimic her, as mimicking is a form of jealousy/rivalry.

No. 1853486

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i don't trust girls who have an onlyfans while claiming to be trad and christian

No. 1853488

>>1853186
Lol she’s 100% right though, this isn’t the place to cry about moids fulfilling their intended purpose

No. 1853490

>>1853469
I think Lana is so high all the time she barely even registers reality. She is obese and looks awful these days and all her bfs have been dogshit and not even sexy. I agree cockettes are delusional though, every scrote they date is garbage and always ends ends up cucking them anyway but they keep screeching about being maneaters who men can’t stop falling in love with kek. They’re all smoking copium.

No. 1853517

>>1853186
if women belong in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant then men belong on a battlefield.

No. 1853518

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>>1853186
I unironically agree with this take, men were meant to ejaculate and then die in battle when they are young, not grow old and make art or philosophy or have politics.

No. 1853577

>>1853479
They mimic each other idk if that’s rivalry it feels more like flattery. They look similar too

No. 1853684

>>1853577
For me I would be creeped out if somebody was mimicking me; jealousy or otherwise. In saying this though, if we are referring to Brooklyn, I don't think she is problematic in any way and I don't get a creepy vibe from her. She is also definitely talented. There are others who do copy Alida in an obsessive manner and it's clear there is something darker there. But I don't think these are her friends as such. I get that people follow her aesthetic (especially when she was younger), but there sure is a vibe that is off with some of them.

No. 1853733

>>1853684
it's a cycle of tards copying each other. alida copies shit, others copy her and so it goes on. like a cult of copycatting and rehashing

No. 1853734

>>1853186
This opinion is based but she's probably a giant pickme who will backtrack

No. 1853742

>>1853734
yep she does that. she's back with onion rn so she'll prob backpeddle from what she said here. she goes back and forth between falling all over herself for scrote attention to wanting to shred off their ballsacks when it all turns sour

No. 1853889

>>1853186 can't stand this cow, but she's right for once, your vibes are strange

No. 1853989

Alida might be about to fall out with her current crew. I can feel it in me bones. Esp when she talks about being surrounded by "free masons". I could be jumping the gun here, she could be talking about other folk she's hanging around, but I'm all ready for the next round of shite. Cuz her grandma ways are boring me out. Altho her fighting n ranting about politics and religion on the twits makes for pretty solid viewing

No. 1853997

Plus I wish she'd put up some alien footage. That would be fckn hilarious if that ever happened. Just imagine that
Well imma lay off this thread for a bit, so keep me updated I don't wanna miss any of tha goodies(learn2integrate)

No. 1854035

>>1853997
She’s just trying to seem special by copying Valeria, anon

No. 1854212

Just rename this topic to Alida Simone, you guys are so jealous of and obsessed with me it's insane. I'm seriously praying for you, even you can discover your divinine femininty deep in your soul behind your wrinkled foreheads! But first you need to stop hating on other women just because they are younger & prettier than you <3

Have a nice day(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1854226

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>>1854212(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1854233

>>1854212
Weak bait

>>1854226
Moid

God this thread is depressing

No. 1854245

>>1854226
why the fuck is this thread infested with troons?

No. 1854279

>>1854212
I don't know what's more sad. The idea that its the real person posting on their thread, or someone pretending to be that person for bait.

No. 1854293

File: 1687885386267.jpeg (243.58 KB, 1138x1706, DED128CC-303B-484D-AB4F-0B7C0F…)

Lana looks so awful these days. The fate of every cockette minus the money or fame, becoming a fat bogged middle aged narc.

No. 1854294

>>1854293
Why does this look ai generated

No. 1854315

>>1854293
Theres so many other things in women that deserve critique outside their looks it's actually patriarchal and self hating to judge women appearance or even accuse them of jealousy which makes everything about female competition like male desire is the only source of power women have which is not even theirs. Actually what they deserve critique for is their patriarchal behaviors and their whoredom which makes them a losers like look at all the shit they normalize using their mouths as a fleshlights for men who cheat on them and completely normalise this sado maso shit and women being treated like a trash who will forgive everything(derailing)

No. 1854317

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The way she's blatantly lying?

No. 1854322

>>1854315
true as fuck but this is the coquettes thread on lawlcow unfortunately a huge part of threads like this are just weird misogynistic low blows

No. 1854386

>>1854293
thats what she gets for being racist

No. 1854392

>>1854315
Don't worry nonna, it's just one jealous troon doing all the body sperging. Coquettes are easy enough to mock for being pedo pandering pickmes, who cares if they're hot or not?

No. 1854397

>>1854293
Can someone tell me why cockettes worship her so much apart from her ~fuck me hard while I smoke cherry cigarettes in the trailer park~ songs. I genuinely don’t get the weird cult around her. I find her lyrics and subject matter so cringey. I like her voice and a couple of her songs but she always seemed like a gross insufferable person and she’s not any more talented or unique than any other woman in the music industry. Also got dragged to one of her concerts once and it was just a bunch of gay twinks who kept screaming YASSS MOMMMMM every two seconds and it was incredibly annoying. She doesn’t even look ~cockette~ and she weighs like 300lbs now. I don’t get the fascination.

No. 1854410

>>1854397
She writes her own songs unlike many other popstars. Also she can play guitar. I don't like her lyrics either but I like her music.

No. 1854445

>>1854212
yea yea alright pipe down. not my fault you're top notch entertainment. you put yourself in the spotlight ring center of the bigtop circus. this comes wit tha territory. you could set all your socials to private n only add your mates n fam but you want a stadium filled audience. not all of those folk in the crowd are gonna applaud u. this is the downside to wanting too much attention and showing off like you're on a reality tv show

wasn't gonna clap back at this but can’t help myself

No. 1854454

>>1854279
No what's sad is you bitches having 3 topics with thousands of posts slandering me out of jealousy because I'm prettier and have a more pure feminine essence. How much do you hags weigh? Be honest(retard)

No. 1854456

>>1854445
I know that setting my profiles private is what you jealous hags want but it's not gonna happen. I get more love from people than you can even imagine

No. 1854469

>>1854456
Not enough love if you're on here arguing with anons on a fuckin Chinese soap making forum

No. 1854472

>>1854469
Someone sent me the link on twitter and I'm kind of intrigued by how deranged and nit-picky you people are. Projection of your own low self-esteem I guess(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1854473

Is this the Alida clan invasion happening? Took a while. But they should try coming in all together instead of one at a time, it'd be more effective.
Ya'know when you see movies and the villains all come in one by one into the fight, & you're thinking the whole time, why they not coming in all together?

No. 1854476

>>1854317
Imagine being 23 years old and still using photos of yourself at 16 because that’s the only way you’ll get attention.

No. 1854477

>>1854473

I'm just imagining all of the lurkers with their popcorn right now lmao

No. 1854482

Um chile anyway so…(integrate)

No. 1854485

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>>1853158
>a little white girl
>23 years old
>5’7
>linebacker shoulders
>”little”

No. 1854489

I don't think Alida thinks she actually is pretty. Otherwise why would she spend so much effort and time telling others that she's pretty and why would she work so hard, every single day to cover herself up? Fake eyelashes, fake hair, make-up constantly, filters over her photos, is overly pedantic about every part of her body. When she argues with others, it always comes down to looks.
Most girls love makeup, yes, and we love to do our hair, etc. But she uses these things instead not as tools, but as a crutch. From her waking hour, she works hard at her appearance. That's some deep insecurity right there.

No. 1854492

>>1854454
I'm a fatty hag with tig ol' bitties

No. 1854497

>>1853158
>The "whites" are going through a genocide
Good.(racebait)

No. 1854499

>>1854454
>Cockbreath
Opinion discarded.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1854508

>>1854476
No one posts her new pics cuz she looks weird with all the filters and she looks old now. She looked way better when she was 16 cuz she had a young face and the aesthetic she had made more sense cuz she was a teen. All of this ~little girl~ thing is not cute anymore when you’re 22+. Maybe it was in 2015 when all tumblr was obsessed with ddlg but like nowadays is very cringy. She needs to grow up and start acting like the grown woman she is. It seems like she got stuck in 2015/2017 cuz that’s when she was in her “peak”(sage your shit)

No. 1854550

lmfao this thread is popping. right when i was bout to dip out of it for a bit.
was wondering if some of these radfems are a part of alidas fanclub too. don't get me wrong, you can say your piece but imma get suss on it becuz that's how they all talk(learn2integrate)

No. 1854551

>>1854497
Isnt Alida Mexican?

No. 1854552

Sage for no milk but how the hell are any of these things related to coquettes?

No. 1854565

>>1854552
we got sidetracked & derailed

No. 1854567

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No. 1854594

>>1854567
So Alida is living on a farm, because of this 'Farmer's Daughter' 'Trad' coquette trend.
I'm out of the loop here, but isn't the farmer's daughter coquette trend fairly recent?

No. 1854614

>>1854454
Alida really didn't do herself any favours by posting that. Oof for all the curvy older women who may actually like her.
>>1854212
>but first you need to stop hating on other women
Proceeds to hate on other older women in the entire world; that of which don't have anything to do with this place.

The divine feminine isn't for them I guess.
She seriously dug her own grave even further here.

No. 1854625

File: 1687916497486.jpeg (78.69 KB, 661x1008, 2.jpeg)

Imagine
1. filtering the shit out of your photo
2. printing out said photo
3. pinning it up on your own wall

No. 1854658

>>1854315
You are retarded and/or coping if you think only moids care about appearance and the fact that you view other women's opinions solely through the lens of hetero male attraction is something you probably want to unpack.

No. 1854680

Alida's always ragging on other peoples appearances. She gets what she gives. I get that two wrongs don't make a right, but eh who gives a fck bout that when it comes to this cunt(integrate)

No. 1854713

>>1854658
>the fact that you view other women's opinions solely through the lens of hetero male attraction is something you probably want to unpack
Kek anon, for a post using the word "patriarchy" multiple times you'd think they'd see the irony. They're either underage or it's bait.

No. 1854744

File: 1687941733931.png (52.87 KB, 513x1113, 1832255.png)

Somethings going down on Alida's tiktok. She's really starting to grate on a whole lotta people with her preachy shit takes lately.

No. 1854753

>>1854713
>>1854680
None of your responses make sense

No. 1854755

>>1853742
Wait so shes back with the old pedophile? So she doesn't "want a girlfriend anymore? Is she gonna stop pretending to be bi now

No. 1854788

It requires very little effort to sound like her cause those trolls do sound like her. No wonder why if she's literally blatantly lying about her lip fillers and still liking sex trafficker tweets. She's totally immature and evil like this

No. 1854789

>>1854567
>open some windows
Do people actually need to be told this?

No. 1854816

>>1854753
Only one is mine and if you follow the replies it makes perfect sense.

No. 1855095

>>1854755
She is talking about being back with her "Daddy", so I'm guessing that means Rion? They seem to be so on again, off again, on again.

No. 1855312

>>1854315
Samefag
God, women like alida are so insufferable I only know one or few women who are almost like her who are also into that schizo masochist divine feminine thing and are full of shit just like her behind the mask they put on it's mind blowing how contradictory it all looks they just talk and talk about female submission and reek of female pornsickess to the point that it becomes nauseating like look since brain is maturing and I'm becoming an adult I realize how burdening and harmful all of it was and still is since it's most if the content we find online as women since our early teens just submission and submission and being a blowjob giving pig(her fucking playboy page is about it plss what a sado maso pig) and women are jealous and jealous of me bragging about this weird hierarchy and how other women are lower than them because they aren't pretty young masochistic or men dont pick them,
men and men and men and men and men and men the main fucking topic, men are god men are god, coquette Lana del rey daddy shit over and over again all over social media. I never knew I'm gonna say shit like this but I'm praying for her downfall what a distressing bitch(Here's some punctuation for your unhinged blog: ,,,....!!??)

No. 1855315

Someone post a good quality picture of her side profile because it completely exposes if someone has lip fillers or not through the upper lip sticking out and looking like a bump besides that I might remember seeing her side profile on a live stream once long time ago and her lips sticked out soooo much I was shocked she looked like pig or blow up doll 100% lip fillers case closed it's getting boring because humans never looked like that naturally even black people lol? Their lips don't stick out

No. 1855348

>>1855315
She has lip fillers you can see the puncture site half the time. Not to mention most old fags remember her photoshopping her baby photos to have bigger lips back in the day

No. 1855564

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Dasha (if that is her real name) is really looking rougher by the day

Guess pickmes age like milk

No. 1855609

>>1855564
kek that's why they try and lock some scrote down before 25, but still stay posting for more male attention which is very traditional obviously

No. 1855611

>>1855564
kek that's why they try and lock some scrote down before 25, but still stay posting for more male attention which is very traditional obviously

No. 1856092

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me when i'm delusional and lie like a rug

No. 1856119

>>1856092
if this really happened (obviously not but lol) it’s bc she dress like a kid, trying to look younger, not because she looks underage lmao it’s very evidently she’s over 23. plus ain’t she 5’7? who she tryna fool

No. 1856157

>>1856092
Reality about aging is going to run her into the ground. It will be her downfall, which is pathetic as sin. This 100% did not happen and is only to pander to coomer men. DMV workers do not give a single fuck about someone's age. Do you know how many teenagers they get a day? No older woman would giggle at, let alone grab other women to join in, at a fully grown woman just because she got her age wrong by a couple years. If anyone were to laugh at her, it's because she's a taller very clearly adult woman attempting to dress like a sexualized toddler.

No. 1856161

>>1856092
I love when cow's share their fantasy scenarios because it shows how they get zero human interaction. DMV employees handle your legal government information… they're not questioning anyone's age.

No. 1856224

>>1856161
Kek so true. i cant imagine a group of women less likely to fawn over how young someone looks (by yeah what, a handful of years?) than the type of women who have worked at every DMV i have ever gone to. They’re not whimsical ladies, very business oriented, and they literally see your legal age on all your documents.

No. 1856374

She sounds autistic and it makes her relationship seem even worse like holy shit a 40yo man taking an underage kid that's obviously neurodivergent and pornsick and turning her into his private pornstar for YEARS. I hate this society for making those young cunts think they are mature just because they can suck dick, making them so confident in their non existent maturity

No. 1856464

>>1856161
This was my exact immediate thought kek. Does she think the DMV works like a liquor store where they card people if they look young? The DMV won’t question any legal paperwork that has been handed to them and already verified by the government. Not to mention they’re used to 14-16 year olds applying for permits. Lying through her teeth again, pathetic.

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No. 1856944

>>1856466
The uptick in born-again virginity shit is hilarious. You can't erase being a literal prostitute from your life.

No. 1857423

Hey ummm did you fat ugly cunts know that people can change? It's almost as if people can find God and repent for their past actions. You have no right to fucking shame people for their pasts when they're working on themselves. Fucking cunts 💗🌻

No. 1857424


No. 1857425

Oh and thanks for screenshotting one of my blog posts. You're only gonna give me more followers. Have fun dying alone and unloved 💗💗💗

No. 1857428

Yeah I know you're probably fat. That's why you feel the need to attack Alida for no reason because she's prettier than your ugly pimply ass could ever be. And if you're trying to call ME fat then ummm, no. I weigh 98 pounds and I can fit into kids clothes
(newfaggotry)

No. 1857430


No. 1857433

I genuinely can't believe how full of hate you people are. Does it make you feel good to pick apart random girls on the internet just because they have God in their lives and have right leaning views? Because they're pretty? Because they're lighthearted and arnet cynical and hateful all the time? Did you cunts know that some people have KILLED THEMSELVES because ofnwebsites like this? How would you feel if a bunch of people stalked YOUR every move and said nasty hateful things about YOUR appearance or attacked YOUR religious beliefs? Huh? It wouldn't be so fucking funny I guess. One day one of the girls in this thread will end up killing herself and it will be all your fucking faults. Have fun living with that for the rest of your miserable lives

No. 1857435

And by the way, whoever posted that screenshot of my blog, I hope it makes you fucking happy that I'm getting endless hate anons attacking my lifestyle, calling my fiancé a groomer, calling me a fetishist and making fun of my mental health. Wow let's make fun of an innocent little girl who did absolutely nothing but talk about her life and her relationship how fucking cool and edgy

No. 1857436

>>1857435
"little girl" kek.

No. 1857437

And I know you fucking fat ugly dykes are just jealous because I have a much more loving and fulfilling relationship than you bitches are even capable of finding. My fiancé loves me and nourishes me and appreciates all I do for him and he's treated me better than any other man. I'm happy and loved, you people are gonna die alone in your parents basement(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1857440

>>1857437
Ma’am so many anons here have lives and don’t pretend to be a baby because they’re unable to cope with growing up. The bar isn’t that high.(took the bait)

No. 1857441

>>1857437
Oh my goodness! You have to be trolling, no? Maybe it would come as a surprise to you that many of the girls commenting here are close to your age if not younger (oh dear!) and yet wiser. You are free to be happy and do as you please…I can guarantee you a block function exists on whatever platform you choose. Also the ability to private your accounts? Nobody deserves to be harassed or stalked but this website exists as commentary over what is posted online. With that being said if you were so happy I wonder why you’d post here and make fun of other girls? Is appearance and a man the only important thing to you? You aren’t a little girl anymore I hate to break it to you, so its best to ignore these things and go on living with your pedophile boyfriend. Anyone is free to change and get better but Alida is manipulative and a pedophile, she has put it out there for the world to judge and see. God would not accept a woman who sold her holes and puts other girls down. Do you know how many little girls get abused and raped? Do you feel good knowing you girlies pretend to be little to cater to those same men that fantasize about raping a child? Its sad that pretending to be a baby is what gets you off.(took the bait)

No. 1857444

Don't engage with bait. Report and move on.

No. 1857481

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right wing twitter's bike at it again

No. 1857482

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>>1857481
what she was replying to

No. 1857950

>>1857481
I wonder if she just gets jealous that every guy who messages her ends up in a relationship where they actually like someone insteading of choosing her. This isn't the first time she alluded to a guys in a relationship messaging her. Why would you post it on Twitter for attention instead of just messaging the girlfriend quietly? She makes it so obvious that she's an enthusiastic participant in these affairs by avoiding the gf herself

No. 1858411

Thanks a lot you fucking cunts. thanks a FUCKING lot. My ask box is filled with death threats and rape threats because of you fucking ugly cunts. Do you know what it's like to wake up to HUNDREDS OF MESSAGES telling you to fucking kill yourself and people threatening to kill your future children too? Do you know how that fucking feels? I showed my fiancé this thread by the way and he is NOT HAPPY. Consider this the last night you can post here because you're going the fuck down(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1858412

And to whoever just told me that my fiancé is cheating on me, you fucking wish bitch. Sorry but he is against cheating and fat ugly cunts aren't his type

No. 1858418

Bait ^

No. 1858420

Nope. Not bait. Ever since my blog got screenshotted on here I've been getting insane amounts of anon hate and I know exactly where it's coming from.

No. 1858427

>blog created 8 days ago
>not bait!!!!!
Summer couldn’t end sooner

No. 1858430

>>1858411
Good you deserve it

No. 1858431

Oh so just because my blog is new. Wow that makes perfect fucking sense. I bet you're gonna die alone in your parents basement eating nothing but mcdonalds every day because no man will ever love you.

No. 1858435

>>1858431
if you're gonna sperg out at least sage the idiocy. putting yourself out on the internet will garner hate in some form regardless, you wanna talk about dying in basements but you're on a forum crying about meanie weenies anonymously shit talking on your blog lol

No. 1858440

I didn't ask to be posted to this thread so I don't see why I need to follow your rules. Anyway, I just disabled anon. I know most of my anon stalkers are coming from here. And by the way? I have all of your IP addresses. I'll be praying for y'all(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1858443

>>1858440
Who is blogchan? Like what blog is she even talking about idk how "all the hate is coming from here" when I can't even identify who this anon is or what/where her blog was posted here. It usually is her scrote or bestie or whatever sending 98% of the hate, you'd be surprised at the insanity of individuals versus the illusion of a crowd. Ergo, nobody here gives a shit and you should look at your scrote/bestie/whoever. If the blog is tumblr you can't send asks unless you're a tumblr user which cuts out a lot of people. But from my observations "hate" usually comes from one or two people and sockpuppet/anon/whatever pretending to be more. Unless you go viral on Twitter or Tiktok you will not ever get hundreds of people hating on you.

No. 1858448

>>1858443
That's exactly what I was about to say. I have no clue who this person is? The only thing I can find is this >>1854567
and it doesn't even say who that is or where it's from?? So weird.
>HUNDREDS OF MESSAGES
???

No. 1858452

>>1858443
I’m not giving the URL because no one gives a fuck and this moid clearly wants attention but >>1854567 was created 8 days ago and has been generally antagonizing tumblr at large by reblogging popular posts with GC, pro-life, anti-feminist comments. Maximum amount of effort to outrage-farm by spending 18 hours a day on tumblr for the past 8 days. Much trad.

No. 1858463

>>1858435
It's just bait. They're not even getting hate we're on a little known imageboard for women, on a borderline irrelevant thread filled with cows. I don't even know who they're larping as but it's obvious they're just desperate for attention.

No. 1858466

>>1858463
yea, i looked through her tumblr a bit and she's made a few posts, like some anti abortion post, that caught the attention of a lot of radfem blogs. Thats probably where all the anons are coming from, not here. She's causing her own problems but also trying to bait here for more kek

No. 1858509

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No. 1858515

>>1858509
A bit late on the stooping part.

No. 1858516

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Pretty sure the anon is her

No. 1858524

guys watch out here comes her fiancé!!

>>1858516
>username his-most-precious-angel
Looks like the calls are coming from inside the house on this one.
why are rw larper women like this? It's so obvious that she's doing this so she can cry to rw scrotes about how ebil feminists are trying to dunk on her for being an uwu trad kek this is incredibly embarrassing classic BPD behaviour trying to get scrotes to coddle her

No. 1858561

>>1858509
God wants every good christian girl to be online on a Tuesday night shrieking about fat ugly cunts ruining their sparklebuzz

No. 1858605

>>1858509
The way she talks about God is so fucking weird like as if he’s the ultimate ~daddy~ to her or something. She’s a headcase kek

No. 1858884

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>>1856092
She was gifted a Porsche apparently (lies) >>1835321
Mexicans are way more attractive. Whitetrash through and through

No. 1858885

>>1854397
Let people enjoy things. You sound bitter for no reason. Lana has some retarded fans but her music is good. And she’s beautiful.

No. 1859054

Alida should have her own thread this one isn’t even milky anymore. Dasha is just annoying. Alida is the one who keeps spiraling downwards and not growing tf up.

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No. 1859189

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No. 1859196

>>1859187
Is this person even milky? I feel weird giving attention to someone who came here baiting and begging for it.

No. 1859201

>>1859187
This is the funniest shit I’ve ever read. Equating patterns of outfits to Christian faith I can’t lmao

No. 1859217

>>1859196
No. It’s just some moid troll looking for attention and getting it.

No. 1859253

>>1859196
If you really don't think this was a self post (and they're continuing to self post), I've got a bridge to sell you. Just report and ignore the bait.

No. 1859304

>>1859201
The entirety of her spiritual awakening was centred around her wardrobe palette

No. 1859860

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>>1859188
It’s a man just looking for attention, many such cases.

No. 1859871

>>1859860
>graped
twitter/tiktok refugee spotted

No. 1859885

File: 1688767219637.jpeg (194.07 KB, 1080x2400, 7V7B9iJ.jpeg)

Why is she so obsessed with becoming the next Alida Simone?

No. 1859897

>>1859885
>body that will always look youthful and delicate
Kek someone needs to send these freaks to a camp to be educated on actual human aging. It’s genuinely scary to me how many younger people consider 25+ to be over the hill. Society was a mistake.

No. 1859930

>>1859885
>a big heart full of love
We really need to just start being blunt with BPD girls I can't take this anymore. The most jealous prett venomous people alive but they larp as angels

No. 1859935

This thread became cancer

No. 1859942

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>>1859860
found in “her” likes, so much for being christlike and pure

No. 1859945

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saged for part 2 >>1859942

No. 1859979

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No. 1859980

>>1859942
Obvious moid is obvious. Can we please just stop talking about this self-posting literal wanker?

No. 1859981

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This is 100% something a christian girl uwu would like, sure. I don't know if that's a larping moid or really a brainrotten woman suffering from terminal moid-pleasing disease.

No. 1859983

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Ok last post. He said he's calling the cops kek

No. 1860019

that coomer moid pretending to be a tradwife is obviously selfposting here and baiting farmers on that blog looking for attention, stop giving him what he wants

No. 1860067

>>1854397
Her early music is a product of its time. No one was doing that bimbo new americana trailer trash lolita thing at the time, at least within the realm of popular music.
Her music has matured a lot since then and her music now is a billion times better than the born to die stuff.
There’s no reason to hate on her for having the most insufferable and embarrassing fanbases ever. That’s completely out of her control.

No. 1860101

>>1859885
This person is one of those volatile Alida followers I mentioned earlier - one who creepily mimics her every move. These are the types she seriously needs to be careful of. It feels like right now, they are trying to get her attention by doing this. Psychopathic vibes, gives me the chills. Their 'blog' is so vile too. But Alida continues to cradle these types of weird people. It wouldn't surprise me if this person is in her messages right now, saying how they've been targeted on here too, just like Alida.

No. 1860215

>>1860067
Her music is trash stop coping lol.

No. 1860220

The fact her liking trump makes a "nazi" is laughable. She is actually just a beautiful girl and Im sure everyone typing on this thread is fat with no life and would KILL to look like her.

No. 1860221

you ladies and incels on this thread truly need to get your own lives

No. 1860223

You terminally online people just mean and sad how you desperately are trying to find the worst angle possible of her and say "this is how she actually looks" Even the hottest girl alive will look bad at certain angles.(thank u for ur wisdom)

No. 1860224

>>1838766
Her tits and shoulders are HUGE. How could she ever think in any world anyone would believe her waist could be that tiny?

No. 1860226

>>1844046
Her face is beautiful but almost looks trans without all the filters because of all the work she's had done. Makes me scared to do anything to my face!(Seething coquette calling us incels and enjoying talking shit about Chloe in the same breath)

No. 1860229

>>1844046
Anyone have anymore unphotoshopped photos of ch111oe or chloewastak3n I want to see how she actually looks so bad

No. 1860568

>>1838766
What’s her name? Saw her on tumblr and knew something was off(unsaged spoonfeeding request)

No. 1860771

>>1854397
You're right, even if a coquette is seething at you for saying that.

No. 1860818

>>1860771
Coquettes are so easily detectable on this site aren't they, all you need to do is tell Lana Del Rey is cringe and wait.
>>1860067
>There’s no reason to hate on her for having the most insufferable and embarrassing fanbases ever
All the mentality of coquettes was adopted from LDR's cherry trailer trash daddy bullshit, so if you mock them, you mock Lana Del Rey. It's not "stupid coquettes" that "ruined" Lana Del Rey, she always sucked. For the very same reasons as coquettes do.

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No. 1863404

>>1858516
Holy fuck, kek. imeverywoman420 is in her orbit? When cows collide

No. 1863951

Yeah I know you think it's cool to make fun of my love life but guess what? I've moved on from him and I am focusing on my healing journey. I'm only allowing love and light into my life and not demonic influences like him. Y'all should try it too(emoji)

No. 1863990

>>1863404
Imeverywoman420 is a legend she's just terminally online and hypersexual. Nothing to be ashamed of

No. 1863995

>>1863990
She's also an idiot. I am not sure how anyone can stand her.

No. 1868482

>>1863995
She is but she's endearing and still very young and has real potential if she just gets out of her room and socialises with normies a bit.

No. 1870494

Lovesickbrat and her friends have been leading a smear campaign against this girl in the tumblr coquette community. She decided to accuse this girl of being a racist for no reason other than she was jealous and then she and her nasty friends all harassed this poor girl until she deactivated. She's nuts(learn2integrate)

No. 1870537

>>1870494
Ive always had a feeling lovesickgirl is one of the biggest idiots in this "community", well definitely the most immature one, but my brother in christ bring in some caps

No. 1870554

>>1863990
Imeverywoman420 was fucking with a married man and called his wife boring, she's one of the most retarded pickme bitches on tumblr. She's too average looking for that embarrassing behavior, pathetic.

No. 1870906

>>1863990
she thinks she is empowered for letting men pump and dump her

No. 1873085

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Kek saw this on coquette tumblr and came here to post cause it gives same vibes as coquette Mads Mikkelsen smoking a cigarette. sorry danofags, guess coquettes have claimed him as well

No. 1873276

>>1870494
I specifically remember that girl actually being pretty racist on her blog. Not sure if it was a jealousy thing as she never showed her face.

No. 1876728

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>>1826887
I know I am replying 2 months late but I was sifting through the following of a moid I used to know when I noticed he followed this woman that looks like the type of shit that would appeal to 4chan men with her disturbingly weird facial expressions. She willingly decided to recreate her own photo of herself as a child.

Sage because she doesn’t really fit the thread’s description of dressing coquettish (and I don’t know how milky she is) but she still fits for the pedopandery faces she makes.

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>>1876728
Obvious selfpost is obvious. You look like a monkey and pulling weird faces won’t hide your jutting ape mouth and maxillary excess.(hi cow; bizarre bait)

No. 1876749

>>1876736
ntayrt but i highly doubt this a selfpost. she's a popular tiktok ethot that caught a lot of flack for her pedopandering in the past. as far as i remember, she had a boyfriend who sexually harassed underaged girls.

No. 1876837

>>1876736
are you retarded that’s hannah kae. popular for going from a baddie tiktoker to a pedo baiter

No. 1876937

>>1870554
Do you have proof of this? I’ve been following her for like two years and I’ve never seen any of that

No. 1877043

>>1876749
>>1876837
Nta but in a thread where multiple people have self posted because the focus of the thread is women who thrive on "oh no, the radfem website is angry at me, help me rw moids! I need someone to tell me they're all fat ugly feminists so I can feel better than other women", you don't think this non-coquette in the coquette thread is a self post? I'm a retard an even I knew straight away this mfer was self posting for attention kek

No. 1877152

>>1877043
It just reads as some newfag posting some ethot she hates/wants to talk about despite not finding the right thread. It could be a selfpost but it's less likely given her large following.

No. 1882521

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Sage as this is old, stale milk (it’s from 5 months ago) but I need to sperg. I’m so over these dumb broads using Lolita aesthetics and imagery related to exploitation of young girls and sexualizing it while pretending it’s sooo intelectually provocative. This cunt obviously named her mid attempt at hyperpop after one of the most horrific cases of trafficking in this decade (but she’s a Red Scare-adjacent meme page owner so crawling on the floor and pretending to be 14 for a moid is normal for her ig). And these women are closer to 30 than 12, neither Humbert Humbert or Epstein would like to fuck you so stop embarassing yourself.

No. 1883189

>>1882521
what is this Ayesha Erotica shit, this unintentionally looks like 1999-2001 euro dance CD single cover kek

No. 1884587

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No. 1885283

>>1884587
Aging like milk(learn to sage)

No. 1885332

>>1884587
Will never understand why women put a target on their backs driving a car like that is such a liability it’s telling everyone who sees it that a woman drives it and makes you much more likely to get broken into or for criminals to lurk until the female owner gets back.(still hasn't learned to sage after countless sage bans)

No. 1885421

>>1884587
Yooo, the pillow face is finally here. Not even saying this because I dislike her she just looks effing botched… and what’s up with those crows feet? Oh well

No. 1885467

>>1885332
Honestly I would assume a fat weeb male owned that vehicle

No. 1885493

>>1884587
She looks stoned. Her eyes look like pissholes in the snow.

No. 1885535

>>1870554
>assuming any attractive woman would sleep with a marriage man and mock his wife
Delulu. She probably was jealous of the wife.
>>1884587
I dislike this type of burnt blonde hair so much and I'll never understand why all coquettes go for this look.

No. 1885580

There was a girl who made a really funny asmr video a few months back that was parodying bitchy pickme cockettes but the uploader privated it :( sad because it was hilarious and also quite nice to listen to.(:()

No. 1885592

>>1885535
>I dislike this type of burnt blonde hair so much
Same! I never understood it either.
She could have her own natural hair, all the way down her back, full and healthy, without the need for extensions. But she wants to have blonde hair. As she gets older, her hair is going to revolt even moreso and it will start breaking off even more and falling out. It is her life and her hair, so she can do whatever she wants with it. But in my opinion, she's killing her hair and her natural hair would be far more beautiful. She doesn't need to be blonde to be special.

No. 1885631

>>1885592
She looks prettier as a brunette anyway, at least her old pics with darker hair it looks that way to me

No. 1885642

>>1885592
Agree. I don’t get the “speshul appeal” of bleach blonde hair when a) it doesn’t suit a lot of people and b) natural hair color often looks much better. It makes me think of Lindsay Lohan back in the day when she was bleaching super crazy even though her natural color is one of the most gorgeous shades of red I’ve ever seen and it suited her best.

No. 1885647

I'm so annoyed at myself for not screenshotting Alida trying to get noticed by Elon Musk on Twitter. Now she deleted it. But she was asking him for money lmfao
NoToiCe ME ElOn IM SpEcIaL
>>1885642
What's the point in blonde hair when it's all fried, yellow and crusty.
Color is not what makes hair beautiful. Its health, shine and thickness etc.
Funny you mentioned Linday Lohan because I was thinking of Nicole Kidman who did the same thing.
Alida will never be able to have the long hair of her dreams, without extensions, unless she ditches all that nasty bleach.

No. 1885675

>>1885647
Yeah you’re right re the health and thickness being big factors in natural hair being more flattering. There are some people who pull of platinum and care for it well but most people who do it don’t have the money/dedication to keep it in optimum health. Nicole Kidman! Yes! U get me lmao

No. 1885711

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This would never happen because she wouldn't be able to control the camera angles and filters.
Also, is everybody excited for her new track? /s
Bets are on that she changes her voice in an attempt to sound like a loli on it.

No. 1885739

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Guys she doesn't infantilize herself.
Side note: she was taking shots at people with tattoos the other day but deleted that too.

No. 1885745

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Another side note: She was also being snide at women who do OnlyFans and the like, yet her Playboy account is still up and running? Why wouldn't she shut that down? Guess it's different when she does it…

No. 1885795

>>1885745
Not to be like anachan (ortho-chan? I’m a fitness nutcase ok) but ULTRAkek at her body in this pic. She looks so haggard in the face, her hair is beyond fried and so brassy through the mid section to the ends, and her shape is…shapeless. She has no muscle tone at all but she’s not thin either so she looks dumb as fuck in her little “coquette uwu baby” gear. You love to see it.(not your personal blog)

No. 1885812

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>>1885795
If she didn't show photos of herself as a child, I would have literally thought she was trans. She also has really masculine shoulders.
She's a giganta with big hands and a boxy build, so when she attempts to dress like a "baby girl", it's so bizarre.

No. 1885826

>>1885812
>>1885745
Oof. Is there any more tragic build than having a waist that’s wider than your hips?

No. 1885831

>>1885812
Oh jeez lmao that ratio. I don’t like calling natal women “tranny looking” but…yeah…she has the kind of build that looks best slim/athletic, emphasis on the athletic, but I know it’s not uwu baby Lolita wannabe to work out and have ugly gross MUSCLES kek (never mind that working out doesn’t generally give you huge bulky man beef). She’s in for a rude awakening around 25-26 if she doesn’t get a health/fitness routine. She needs to start doing ab routines at the very least to manage that area.

No. 1885841

>>1884587
genuinely looks like oli london. i can't help but feel bad for her

No. 1885858

>>1885812
It's always women shaped like this who larp as children and I'll never understand the correlation

No. 1885892

>>1885858
>>1885831
>>1885826
tmi but i was shaped similar to this (narrow hips) until i started taking birth control for my endometriosis in my 20s. i assume its something hormonal for her too because holy fuck that's unfortunate for a cis woman.

No. 1885961

>>1885858
She’s insecure in her femininity because she’s built like a bag of sand and has the brain of an angry facebook boomer redneck. The whole uwu baby nymphet thing is compensation for how rough she looks and how unfeminine she really is.

Coquettes are similar to trannies in how they fetishize femininity + fragility to a parodial degree, both sides do it because they feel like they have to prove something to everyone who’s looking at them.

No. 1886117

>>1885841
Oli London, she really does! Now I can't unsee it!

No. 1886124

>>1885961
Yeah that's exactly why I would have legit thought she was trans. The way she looks, her body shape and also the way she behaves. Especially how she fetishizes femininity. She's so overdone with dressing up too that it comes across as a bit Drag. Her hair always looks like a wig, big fake eyelashes, always over-the-top. The over exaggeration of being a female, it is like a cross-dresser performance.

No. 1886177

>>1885795
Well there's definitely something terrifying about tall ass woman (? she must definitely be at least a good couple cm above 170) with kinda wide build (not fat, just idk, spacy - not frail waif~) and face that reflects aging prematurely, but who dresses like a child and thinks she's such a young dolly uwu. Idk it's like dressing a giant in toddler clothes. But it's not just the dress, it's her whole behaviour. Whatever Happened to Baby Jane tier except much more uncanny.

No. 1886184

Alida has a barrel body and man boobs.
Her pillow face is getting worse too.(non-contribution nitpick)

No. 1886278

>>1886184
Idk if I would say it’s full on barrel but her face is ULTRA pillow. It reminds me of Piper CJ who also pretended to be a lot younger to do OF under her real name like a retard, and has one of the pillowiest filler faces since Lana Del Rey kek

No. 1886280

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Stinks of coquettes vendettaposting in here today. Anyway, I keep seeing shit like this pop up in the film faggot side Pinterest. I'm kind of impressed by how they've managed to build a whole sense of self around consuming media but still manage to not be nearly as interesting as any of the characters in these films

No. 1886284

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>uwu men like the guy from Taxi Driver
It really does come off as so tryhard. The funny thing is that girls like this have been thriving on Kiwifarms for years, I have no idea why coguettey femcel types don't aim for kiwiscrotes instead of dysgenic /pol/cels

No. 1886357

I often wonder what coquettes were like during school. Were they the outcasts, loners or were they popular? There were none at my school, and nobody that I know of turned into a coquette.

No. 1886363

>>1886357
Soft blog but I was best friends with a total coquette or whatever the 2000s equivalent was. (Am sorta an oldfag, we were in HS from ‘06-‘10). She was really really beautiful in my opinion, was short and petite but had a pretty serious eating disorder, both bulimia and anorexia, and she was obsessed with Lolita’s measurements in the book. She constantly wore the sort of outfits that would emphasize her waifishness and looked like doll/baby uwu shit, constantly infantilized herself. She was also a scene kid for a bit and was a pretty talented artist so she hung out with the arty kids, but she constantly was getting involved with the grossest most hideous older losers. Like guys in their early twenties when she was 16-17, idk if she went older when she got older bc we stopped being friends. Last I saw, she’d gotten fat as fuck and super haggard, looks a lot like Laura in the proana cow thread.

No. 1886440

>>1886357
My tinfoil: The older coquettes were probably same bland but probably popular in school, well adapted chicks/trendchasers who did the whole "indie hipster glasses-i-dont-even-need & starbucks as my sole identity" thing in 2011, then the same girls dressed in Nirvana smiley face/alien print shirts and grid tennis skirts from American Apparel/F21/Dollskill in 2014. IF they were old enough AND skinny. If they're socially adapted, they move on and abandoned tumblr long ago, if they never moved on they probably found coquettes through EDtwt or something.
Now, the younger coquettes obviously were too young to remember this (some of them were literally 7 year olds in 2013) so they glamorize that whole tumblr past. A lot of them are fat but larp as anachans. Either way, none of them were true outcasts imo, just bland, boring girls without personalities who just look up to others and can just copy-paste whatever they think is "cool" and daydreaming about becoming these cool people is all they have. They must be widely insecure and dysfunctional in some way. There are outsiders/ weird/bullied people who usually grow up some personality, are creative, inventive, original in certain ways and they don't follow trends to be accepted. And then there is this BPD/BPDwannabe flavour of outcasts without a shred of personality who just scroll through pinterest boards wishing to be someone else, to get that desired like from select few skinnier tumblrinas with bigger following.

No. 1886470

>>1886357
Whelp, I can answer that. I was a coquette back in the days of the Tumblr teacher crush community (definitely not the TCC most people remember from those days lol) and to be honest it's just something you age out of. I was 14 to 16 just like every other girl in the same phase as me, and just like me people developed different interests or just stopped caring because we were too focused on graduation exams to have time for nlogging. It was mostly just having an ED (remember this was also the pro ana tumblr years) and crying online about how we would never get our teacher crush to fall in love with us no matter how many Mary Jane shoes or winged eyeliner we wore kek

No. 1886768

>>1886470
>14 to 16
The creepiest thing in this all is the difference of attitudes of 14-15 year olds and say, 17-20+ croquettes in all this. "Older" coquettes like to pretend it's hugely ironic, self deprecating, consciously sarcastic "we know we're carbon copy girlbloggers we're all the same here, we know we cringe but still" (whilst also 100% believing in this shit, thirsting for validation and praying to become coquette ideal). They're dumb af but it only makes you laugh, not feeling pity.

Meanwhile, majority of these blogs made by 12-15 yo girls are seriously depressing. I found one written in by someone from my country, and seeing mixing all those coquette female manipulator terms into my native language was aeven more of a trippy and weird experience tbh. These girls 100% believe in this shit. The tone difference is incredible. They're naive, insecure girls who wonder how to starve themselves without parents watching, dreaming about being female manipulator, bimbo, whatever the fuck it's life aspiration to them. Obviously, it's nothing new - same shit happened to teens in 2012 proana tumblr days, so its just next spin of same circle. It's just this difference that's jarring. I can see coquette becoming something that even younger teens strive to be. I couldn't see it in 2019/2020 when it was a bit more niche, but i can now.

You know what's the difference between this and nymphets, Lolita larpers and teacher crush fads? They all burned out pretty quickly. all these people quickly grew out of their nymphet phases. Whereas with coquette, i feel it's only streching out and it never ends. They're same idiots stuck in the same shit, watching same movies over and over and posting same whisper memes. this will be 2025 and coquettes will be still "thriving" (kek)

No. 1886777

I graduated last year and the only place I ever see any coquettes is online. I don't think it's caught on in my country yet, or it could just be that it wasn't a thing in my small town and I need to get out more. Most in my class were into Pinterest, not Tumblr so much. I saw the trailer to Lolita a few years back and I just remember being grossed out by the old guy. I think a lot of us would have wanted to puke just thinking of flirting with any of our old man teachers.
But also, uniforms are mandatory here (and so strict the skirts had to cover the knees) so there wasn't much room for self expression. I guess balletcore was kind of a thing though.
So now I'm wondering, which countries have more coquettes.

No. 1886807

>>1886777
It's a virtual fashion only. Only present in these girl's heads, and on their pinterest boards. I don't go anywhere near TikTok, but i'm sure there are zoomers flailing around in meticulously styled Shein coquette outfits, so they are the ones actually owning some coquette bullshit irl. Country wise, coquettes like to think that Slavic countries are overfilled to the brim with ~etheral blonde bimbo fairies running around in russian hats and rolling around in snow next to their forest fairy lake wooden cabin full of AK47~. Slavfag here and nobody walks around like that, nobody knows what is "coquette" either. French people are laughing hard at their "dreamy french ballerina" delusions as well. So my bet is America. And only America.
Maybe britbongs. seen some German coquettes as well

No. 1886812

>>1886807
Yea, most I've seen online seem to be American.

No. 1886815

>>1886807
>forest fairy lake wooden cabin full of AK47
lmao!

No. 1886817

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>8ft

No. 1886946

>>1886768
Ayrt I think the big difference between coquettes now and lanafag ~nymphettes~ back in the day is that for myself and other girls at the time it was nothing deeper than a phase. It was something we did before 16 like goth or swag, and then just realised we were retarded and stopped. These days they're all fucking 20+ for some reason and making it so serious, wasting their college years larping as an anorexic deer with 0 self awareness. Weirdly enough back in the lanafag days nobody was even nearly as pedopandery as they are now. I have no idea why that's so much worse these days

No. 1886950

>>1886807
Nta but good point, I'm a slav too and I've never seen coquettes here. Most women dress normal and some in bolder or edgier styles. I don't see much "uwu fairy" larp.

No. 1887337

>>1886817
>>1886817
Alida would carve her own face in the side of a mountain if she could. Or erect the world's largest statue of herself for people to worship.

No. 1888379

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tbh it’s hilarious how alida is antivax but also fine with getting injected with criminal amounts of lip filler

No. 1888606

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>>1888379
I have noticed that too. Her lips are…. different and botched. It seems really obvious now that she has lied this whole time about not getting them done. I have seen comments on Instagram of people who went to school with her and even they say her lips never looked like that back in school. They have changed a few times now. Why lie though? I can't help but feel there is something different about her face overall too and I can't work out what it is exactly.
She lies so much about a lot of things.

No. 1888640

>>1888379
>>1888606
Her eyes look soulless and dead inside.
So she's living back with her "Daddy" now and must have had a falling out like predicted with the last people she was with.

No. 1888649

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midlife crisis man
onions meant to be around 43 but he's always trying to play off that he's still 18 or something

No. 1888655

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This is a clip from an old video (soon after they first dated) and IT GROSSES ME OUT SO MUCH. The way he's ogling at her, his creepy voice. She was 17 when he first saw her and wanted her.

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Why oh why is tumblr throwing this shit at me
Dying at all the idiots in the reblogs going #so true #mother has spoken #yes that's so deep

No. 1889124

>>1889097
ew that's sick on so many levels…

No. 1889235

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She was asking how much we weigh, when she looks like she has a big beer gut. Her friend really did her dirty putting this one up.

No. 1889627

>>1889235
EWWW what the fuck? rion is definitely going to cheat on her soon now that shes porking up and aging. also unrelated but she just posted about seeing lana in tampa. ill be there too so if i see her ill make sure to take photos of how she really looks LOL

No. 1889688

>>1889627
he already cheated on her when she was in LA lmao

No. 1889691

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>>1889235
LDR vibes

No. 1889705

>>1888606
I really don’t wanna be nitpicky but those under eye areas?? Good god, she’s too young for her under eyes to look that rekt. She has nice clear skin but those eye bags are gonna be Shayna tier in another year or two if she doesn’t do something kek

No. 1889724

>>1889235
Is she fucking pregnant?

No. 1889730

>>1889724
I thought she looked kind of like she had a bump too…I really hope not for the sake of any child sadkek

No. 1889813

>>1889688
This! Whyyy is she back with him again, after that big rant that she posted.
>>1889705
Looks like she's already having problems with concealer creasing into lines beneath her eyes. That's not usually an issue until over 40 or around that age. Which is funny considering she made fun of older women with their wrinkles and all.
>>1889627
This made me laugh so hard. She's going with Brooklyn I believe.
I wonder if she ever gets jealous of Brooklyn. She has natural long blonde hair that Alida desires so bad, is talented and prettier. Not that it all comes down to looks, but I do wonder if she ever feels threatened by her. She is also growing in popularity. She has the potential to steal the limelight from Alida.

No. 1889934

>>1889813
Brooklyn definitely outshines Alida. She's not going to like that for long.
>>1889627
She's going to be showing off so hard when she sees Lana. She always goes on about how Lana went to her first the last time she saw her, because she's the ~prettiest, cutest~ and how this pissed off all the other girls around her. If Lana ever gives more attention to Brooklyn (esp with her music career), and if Alida's not front and center anymore, she's going to get so jealous.

No. 1889939

>>1889934
Not to mention she's already copying Brooklyn, claiming that she's going to be releasing music as well. Doing that whole cringy thing where she copies whoever she is hanging with again. I'm guessing Brooklyn has had a musical background, Alida hasn't. Suddenly claiming she's going to be a singer too, jumping into someone else's career and dream is so weird. Brooklyn will let her, because she adores her and seems to have always looked up to her. But over time, if Alida starts taking over or turns on her, I don't know how much she'll put up with. Plus it's risky for Brooklyn to do this at this stage of her career. Alida has a lot of followers, yes, but she's also got a lot of people who can see through her controversial bullshit. With Brooklyn being this close to Alida, it will either gain her popularity or turn people off of her. Releasing music with her, is a risky move imo. But we'll see. It's juicy tea for us all the same.

No. 1889946

Should we make a separate Alida thread? Idk if she's milky enough though.

No. 1889994

>>1889946
I vote yes, she's always been milky

No. 1890022

>>1889946
Eh, she's not as consistently milky as other cows, so people would just bump thread once in 2 months with some low tier irrelevant shit tbh. At the same time, Alida is the most milky cow of THIS thread, so coquette thread will be dead if you separate her.

No. 1890365

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someone is lurking kek

No. 1890372

>>1890365
>”I’m tall”
Press x to doubt, what is she like 5’7, 5’8? I guess for someone who larps as a child that is tall kek

No. 1890374

>>1889724
I thought she looked pregnant, too. Weird because she just got back together with her old bf so who's baby is it?

No. 1890396

>>1890365
the comment didnt even say anything about her being ugly? it just implied she looks nothing like her photos. shes such a narc its pathetic. she has no work experience and refuses to have any responsibility. the world revolves around alida and who loves her and how dedicated she can be to her roleplay of the month or whatever character she is larping as. she exists to be adored and admired, and uses people as a means of meeting whatever end she needs to meet. the light and love spiel is such bullshit. hate is not a good thing and shes correct in that, but if alida is the one to hate it is okay? shell get a wake up call as she gets older and has no male or fans to fund her lifestyle.

No. 1890476

>>1827641
sage for commenting on a 3-month-old post but does anyone actually think it's attractive? her neck on the right gives me the creeps, it made me remember some transformations in Parasite Eve for ps1 kek

No. 1890513

>>1890365
the only thing quivering at that concert will be her big ol' jelly belly

No. 1890515

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>>1889813
It’s funny how Alida always accuses other women of being old & wrinkly when she looks so haggard for her age. I know 45 year olds who look fresher and more wholesome than her. It must be projection, since it’s glaringly obvious her genetics and lifestyle aren’t going to age well. And continuing the Lolita LARP into your 20s is extra retarded and pointless since you’ve already aged out of preference for the pedo moids you pander to. She’s looking less baby doll and more Baby Jane lately.

No. 1890530

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Get over it you spoilt puss.
You have your shit open for all the world to see. You've also got a huge lineup of people you did dirty or treated like damn trash over the years. Don't pull the innocent card, pretending you're sweeter than you actually are. You're a narcissist and a manipulator.
Elon's got his own thread, if it makes you feel any better. Maybe if you run crying to him again he'll notice you this time.

No. 1890536

Her Twitter has completely changed, as to how it used to be. It was so volatile and mean, and now she's pretending to be sooo nice and cute. It is kind of manipulative really. And if she ever does say anything hurtful about anybody (like being mean toward people with tattoos and things like that), she deletes it soon after if she is called out. Same with the tiktok comments, after she attacked people for liking a certain style of music. She deleted them all. She is constantly cleaning up after herself and then creating this cutesy image.

No. 1890537

>>1890530
This made me actually laugh out loud. This is so…sad. Trying to pull a “I’m so sad and sensitive” when it’s clear she’s anything but. Clearly the comments about her wrinkly Shayna eye bags and weird filler face and strangely fat stomach are getting to her but instead of reeeeing like she prob is in her little sad child bedroom she’s trying to really milk it for poor whiffle bullied pretty girl victim points this is hilarious to me. Girl I know you don’t want to but grow up kek

No. 1890538

>>1890537
Samefag but I hope she lurks the Shayna threads and knows what could be just around the corner for her. She could very easily be in Shat’s boat in a few years; fat, addicted, aged beyond her years and fucking ugly bottom of the barrel scrotes for pennies.

No. 1890543

>How much do you hags weigh? Be honest
Not as much as you apparently >>1889235

No. 1890546

Every time someone goes up to Alida to get a photo with her, she's going to think they're from lolcow lmao

No. 1890695

>>1890536
Sounds like she’s becoming one of those ‘bitter jealous hags ’ that she used to rant about(sounds like you don't know how to sage)

No. 1890930

>>1890530
"Sensitive"? Yeah sure, guess someone as insecure and unstable as her would be "sensitive" but that doesn't mean she's also not a raging bitch that has been bullying people online for almost a decade kek she wants to talk about stalkers yet she's a wannabe Lana Del Rey skinwalker. She's called women fat and her whole schtick is based on "other woman are old ugly bitter hags". No one gets continuously posted on LC and PULL because they're just so nice and kind.

No. 1890934

>>1889235
Miss "everyone tells me I have a child's body!" forgot to mention it's because she has the shape of an overweight toddler.

No. 1890976

>>1890365
>I am 10x more beautiful
>I will tower over you
>my aura will make you quiver
Who talks like that? How embarrassing..

No. 1890988

>>1890372
On her driver’s license that she posted, she listed herself as 5’7. She’s not petite but she isn’t towering over anyone either kek

No. 1891038

>>1890988
>>1890976
Also, how short does she suppose the average Lana concertgoer would be kek like is she seething imagining a bunch of girls who are 5’1-5’4 and saying she’ll “tower over them” is some kind of hilarious cope?

No. 1891138

Kek so its suddenly "i'm tall, i will tower over you"? I thought Alida wants everyone to think she's uwu little girl? Choose one lol

No. 1892161

I've never seen Alida wear pants. It's as though she's afraid of them. Scared that someone will think she's too manly if she's seen in a pair of pants.
I guess coquettes never ever wear pants.

No. 1892382

>>1892161
Or maybe she’s afraid of her weird body shape kek if my hips looked like that I prob wouldn’t wear pants either

No. 1892416

She is repelled by pants the same way vampires are repelled by garlic.
To find a coquette, all you have to do is hold up a pair of pants and watch them all recoil.
>>1892382
That's true too, maybe they would look weird on her.

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every thing she says is so cringeworthy why does she come on lolcow so much

No. 1894429

>>1894368
What goes around, comes around. She's getting fat shamed and getting wrinkles early, because of all the fat shaming and age shaming she's done throughout the years. She can dish it out, but can't take it.
There's a whole lotta copium going on, on her twitter atm. Gotta keep up the facade that she's like an innocent 5 year old (that baby talk "don't be mean, treat me really nicey’s" what the actual fuck what a retard). Anybody who can't see what she's doing by now has got to have the iq of a thermos.

No. 1894479

Is it just me, or has anybody else noticed that Alida has this weird fixation with her own eyes? Like we get it, they're blue.
She's always talking about them and eye-posing. Whenever she has a confrontation she'll say things like 'look into my blue eyes', and she makes sure to shine light on them in videos to have them reflect and will do this thing with her eyes that I can't even explain properly because it's that weird. I don't know how to describe it. Just another thing she seems hyper fixated on.

No. 1894556

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>>1894368
Jfc just calm down and stop talking about it, if you're so unbothered. I get it, she's uncomfortable with these comments but posting shit like this only makes it look like she's thinking about this and seething 24/7.

Looked up what's going on with other cows mentioned in past threads just to have a break from seeing Alida and…
1. Wtf why is Ethel Cain everywhere. WHY was he pretty much adopted by Florence Welch
2. Helena is in the hospital, bc of implied suicide attempt(?) Posted 2 videos from the hospital and it weirdly seems like she did this just to show off her bandaids.

No. 1894564

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3. Where the fuck did Ch111loe come from? She just appeared out of thin air with horrible shoop fail Russian bimbo pics and now she's posing for shitty LA brands like Igirl etc. She lately did some awful photoshoot with Moni Hayworth, same bullsht photographer who shot Arrow De Wilde and Maggie Dunlap's fake snuff videos, and fucking kek what is that. Is this what is called "photography" now, blurry shit depicting botched/photoshop fail bimbo with random family. Much shocking, so transgressive

No. 1894567

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4. Also can't undestand why is this chick getting such traction in LA artfag circles, is she a nepo baby? Her subpar photos are popular among coquettes, and now she shoots popular models/celebs/LA nobodies who think they're somebodies etc. She just takes pics of random girls or herself with pumpkin spice lattes and pink nightslips, that's all.

No. 1894744

>>1894368
>”my proportions are tiny”
Lmao clearly not. Imagine being this obsessed with trying to look like a 12 year old girl. Also tf is a sugar tummy that is so gross and autopedo sounding tbh. Like how some little kids have baby fat stomachs. Nah, you look your age and also retarded because of your fried chicken yellow box bleach ass looking hair and your saggy eyelids. Tbh she should try a honey blonde with good low and highlights bc what she has is not it.

No. 1894879

Alida is being so sickeningly faux nice on all of her social media right now. I will never like her, because she pretends she's a child, whilst being with an old man, her Daddy. Doesn't she get that there are literally little girls being sexually abused by their dads and here she is, this privileged bitch, playing pretend sexually abusive scenarios for fun. That's not and will never be, cute. I will always hate her for this. This is why I'm here. She's a disgusting pedo / incest romanticist and she can go rot in hell for all I care. It's like roleplaying child porn. Even if they are consenting adults, it's messed up and I hate how many people support this behaviour. Rant over.

No. 1895043

>>1894879
its pathetic because shes 23. shes a grown woman and glorifies the relationship with her groomer pedophile boyfriend (who cheated on her and will do it again with someone younger as alida continues to age) to UNDERAGED FOLLOWERS. she knows this and she likes it though. after all she is following lanas footsteps! and she gets to play dress up and doesnt have to have a job or have any responsibilities so its not like she cares. shes been spoiled her whole life and loves that. before orion, her dad took care of her. but it wont last long…one day she wont have people to use or men willing to fuck her or fall for her little girl larp so she’ll be stuck working at waffle house and selling herself once again. she only became a christian once she had regret about seling herself for money but the sad thing is she’ll have to resort to that again or sell her soul to a cheating pedophile. but again this is what she likes, shes no dummy. if it means getting materialistic things and getting to throw money at cosmetic procedures and the likes shes delusionally happy. maybe one day she’ll see past such surface level things but all she truly knows is this online persona and obsession with her looks. i think it just irks me because young girls look up to her and do not understand.

No. 1895735

Alida’s popularity is solely hinged on the popularity of like three pics from like seven years ago. Literally no one is trying to emulate her ex hooker turned born again virgin act nor the botched fillers/fried hair. If she can’t sell herself anymore because of the trad larp
then she’s stuck with her pedo bf supporting her in the meantime because she has no other marketable skills besides being someone’s mid life crisis. She probably tells herself that we are all jealous and ugly when it’s really that it’s entertaining to watch someone so close to a rude awakening.

No. 1895820

Alida since you read here, you should really consider dying your hair dark brown/ black. I think it would suit you very well and make your eyes pop. That way you can give your hair a rest from all the bleach.

No. 1895890

I wonder if she realizes posting onion only likely has help lead all the underaged Loli coquette girls who follow her, to him, giving him so many followers of hers… I remember girls used to post on her shit like “where’d his page go or, he’s private? “ anyway.. sickening really when u think about it, she basically helped a pedi get endless new supply

No. 1896091

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sage for sperging, but i think she's talking about the essence system. if that were the case, she's beyond delusional. she is 5'7". small floral prints look too busy on her and highlight her broad shoulders and ribcage.

if she's not talking about the ingenue essence, then she's still retarded because she's about to turn 23 and is in no way innocent or nearly as naive as she's trying to present with this born-again celibate christian larp in reality, she's pretty calculated and has convinced herself that she's a master manipulator.

No. 1896306

Her twitter is literally all about herself.
Omg her self infatuation is through the roof! She's not humble at all. Grandiose Narcissist.
I also hate that she's using children with cancer as a means to gain brownie points and to virtue signal. When you volunteer and help others, you don't have to make a big announcement about it to score points on social media. When you help others, you don't proclaim it for admiration and attention. You do it because you care and it doesn't matter if nobody sees.
Also, if you care about children, you'd stop pretending you are one whilst roleplaying incest / pedo sex. Condoning child rape with your midlife crisis creep.
>Alida’s popularity is solely hinged on the popularity of like three pics from like seven years ago
Soo much truth in this!

No. 1896318

>>1896091

I want her to get into the Kibbe system soooo bad. She's gonna have a 4 alarm meltdown when she finds out she's a flamboyant natural and not a romantic

No. 1896319

I'm sorry but I wanna kick Rion's nuts inside out. I feel like shoving him away and telling him to date women his own age. I was kinda hoping Alida would find someone else while she was away from him. I mean, she was always fighting with Rion, what makes her think it's going to be any different this time around? She projects and romanticises him and can't see him for who he really is. Plus he's going to make her do psychedelics more again and she's probably going to be lost forever into the ether. He's going to mess her up. She doesn't need drugs, she's already floating away and has no grounding AT ALL.

No. 1896335

>>1894567
>I think my photography is hyperfeminine. When I think of my photos, I think of softness, ribbons, girls’ hair, the colour blue, night-time, low contrast, hard flash and girls just laying on the floor.
I don't know how this photographer is any different or groundbreaking to others I've seen before in this genre? The pretty innocent looking girl in a dirty unsettling scene. Making you feel like she's either with a psycho or she is the psycho.
That old photo of Alida with the gun and money in the dirty old hotel room, is kinda like that.

No. 1896371

>>1886280
>>1886284
REALLY late on this, but your posts have got me over thinking/analysing the past few days. Coquette in general feels like a sub-genre of horror to me. So, you have the seemingly innocent angelic faced young girl with her pale pink dresses, bows, flowers and lace (swans, does, angelic imagery abound) rebelling to be with old predatory men. Throwing caution to the wind. Contrasting all of the beauty/purity with gore, unhinged personality types, unsettling dirty settings, weaponry, sexual abuse etc. Like being in silent hill or liminal space, with the fixation on the angelic waif girl/doll within that setting. The lost girl in bows however, might be the monster you need to be wary of and not the one who needs protection at all.
You get this from photos like what Maya produces >>1894567 and the imagery that they (coquettes) are all drawn to and post on their social media. Their movie selections, or men preferences (any older psycho male figure). It's toxic because they want to play out this whole thing irl and romanticise all of it.
I think this is why Alida gained popularity years ago, because she had that angelic innocent face, but it was contrasted with eerie and sometimes dangerous events or places. It was like a horror movie playing out irl. She doesn't do that anymore, but she's still horror-y and uncanny as she pretends to be a girl under 10 and she's still really unhinged in many ways. She also has the whole innocent exterior, yet contrasting interior.
I went back To Alida, because I was thinking to myself, is she even coquette anymore? And I realise that yes, yes she is. She can also be sooo creepy at times.
Sorry for my big fat essay.

No. 1897955

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>>1894567
← This is the vibe some of her photos give. But yea, nothing groundbreaking. But it's why her pics are popular among coquettes.

No. 1898511

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such a waste of her youth

No. 1898568

>>1898511
Imagine dating an old creep just to fit into Lana's songs and aesthetic. He's that type of loser who ends up going after his teenage daughter's friends. He makes her look so bad, so why is she bragging about him all the time.
Imagine their sex, even when she was a teenager. She would be pretending she's a child, while he is getting off on that. This dirty old man while she's stuck in her delusional world. Omg I want to puke. I can't look at them. It's like, anxiety inducing.

No. 1898585

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>>1898511
bros having a midlife crisis
he's always trying to play off that he's still in his 20s
they both have mega aging issues

No. 1898617

>>1898511
THIS is her boyfriend?????????? ULTRAKEK. Some dude in his mid-late 30s who looks like he stinks of weed and has late alimony payments???? This is not the “daddy” type guy, this is as sad as Shaynus thinking Fupaul was daddy. I’m laughing so ugly into my cereal.

No. 1898628

>>1898511
this is really pathetic…5 years? didnt they break up for a while when she was having sex and seducing men for money in los angeles casinos as orion was bringing her own little girl followers to his house to fuck?! what a messy relationship between two pedophiles. orion is 40+ at this point its fucking sick. i thought alida was intelligent and knew her worth LOL nope shes just a delusional narc dumb as a bag of rocks. maybe shes just going to let him cheat on her so long as she doesnt have to work a real job. well, until a younger prettier girl he finds on instagram takes her spot and she gets kicked out. he probably reassures her its not going to happen but these men play by the same rules. alida should know that and run, but she loves to be the victim of some fairytale gone wrong.

No. 1898673

>>1896335
>Making you feel like she's either with a psycho or she is the psycho.
Idk if he's a psycho, but Maya is fucking Cobrasnake. He's one of those Terry Richardson tier moids photographing "hipster indie dollskill party" type stuff in 2014 and sexualizing everything. Idk if there's any dirt on Cobrasnake and don't care to search but he gives these scrotey "aging fuckboy photographer" vibes. idk anyone else has this impression? can't explain why but he just does
>>1898628
I had an impression Orion either introduced her to that casino sex dungeon "work", or was all fine & even encouraging her doing it, all the while bringing other chicks around, then he dumped her while still fucking some other chicks (which triggered all the crying in my car to Lana song posts). Then she moved out? And now what? I've lost count of their breakups

No. 1898709

>>1898511
She's 22 right now… 5 years ago she was 17. They probably waited until she turned 18 to make their relationship public (if I remember correctly, her birthday is in October). That disgusting pig is a pedophile. We know she's not as innocent as she presents, obviously, but a man who dates a 17 year old girl is a creep and a pedophile, who deserves to go to jail. I wouldn't be surprised if no woman his age would want to be with that ugly, probably childish bald guy, I don't even think Alida was really attracted to him, she just wanted to live her ~Lana del Rey moment~ and let herself be manipulated, just because he's older and thought it would be “cool” to date a creepy old man. My God, every time I see him I get so disgusted like… He knows what he's doing messing with a vulnerable teenage girl. I hope for the worst for that relationship, and that Alida opens her eyes and dumps that ugly parasite. He'll probably end up cheating with someone younger as soon as Alida turns 25, or even sooner. When she's older she'll realize she wasted her youth with the most mediocre guy ever.

I wonder if Alida would date a 17 year old when she's in her mid 30s. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't, that's when you realize how weird and gross it is. I also wonder if she thinks about these things, or if she's so brainwashed by that rat and Lana's songs that she thinks it's okay.

No. 1898716

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>>1898511
onion must get off on being a cuck

No. 1898722

>>1898709
She was 17 when they dated and they definitely waited until she was 18 before they announced it. According to her, he approached her and wanted her first. So there is this old guy (he was almost 40), going after a teenager still in school years. All of her 'fans' condone it and encourage it. Then she pretends it's a beautiful relationship and projects onto him so much. But when they're together for a while, they start to fight and she wants to get away so bad. He's around 43 now. The icing on the cake is how she pretends she is a toddler at the same time as all of this is happening. It was already a messed up situation from the start, but when you add that into it too… it's all-round freaking disgusting.

No. 1898747

>>1898722
I don’t get why this guy and guys like him are appealing to young girls at all tho? When I was a retarded 16-17 year old I was swooning over 18-20 year old like, band bois or cute college athletes (I know ugh) not…whatever this dude is? It doesn’t make sense at all like he’s…….so stinky looking.

No. 1898756

>>1898673
i wonder if its a ghislane and epstein situation? alida recruits her underaged followers to go follow orion as she did in the past and she lets him fuck them in exchange for alida not having to work? i wonder if hes still secretly messaging and fucking them when shes on her vacations? dont know why she does this pure angelic larp when shes letting this smelly pedophile fuck her. really sad that she supports pedophilia but when its convenient for her she’ll virtue signal about how girls need to be safe and protected. shes going to get called out FAST when she tries to break into music or acting. the racism, bullying, pedophilia and pretending to be a toddler etc.

No. 1898764

>>1827645

Did she learn to open her eyes or is that an operation they all do?

No. 1898776

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Because it's right up there with racism and sexism. Nina is one of those opinionated stupid people, who believes she's more intelligent than she actually is. All she does is drink all the time and hang out with her decrepit 55+ year old geriatric "boyfriend" who looks as though he's going to have a stroke any day now. She's literally just an alcoholic stay-at-home freak who sits on social media all day with the most brain-dead takes on pretty much everything. What a pathetic life honestly.

No. 1898780

>>1898776
Ummm hello…???
>since racism/sexism has been eradicated
Is she living under a rock??

No. 1898786

>>1898780
Pretty much, she exists only to be parasitic to a geriatric. That's it. That's her life. The epitome of pitiful.

No. 1898792

>>1898747
Same I get the ICK if any old man even looks at me. Or any lusty guy. Seriously, don't touch me you old fool or I'll put your dick into a vice.
Also, they all get drained of any personality or talents when they base their whole existence around these boring old men. Like limp gollums, programmed to be nothing more.
And it's all time limited. When they age, these men will have their eyes on other younger girls all over again.
Unless like in Nina's case, if the man is mega old, they will probably die, before that happens. Then she'll just take all his money and move on.

No. 1898798

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>>1898709
her math isn't adding up

No. 1898809

>>1898716
Delusional. She's as big as the man next to her. It's sad seeing girls that try so hard but come out looking pigly and pathetic. She looks cheap.

No. 1898817

>>1898798
imagine trying to justify a pedophile… girl he was only interest on you because you were a teen. also 18 is very young and 19 is still a teen too. he’s a pedophile doesn’t matter how much she’s trying to cover him up.(sage your shit)

No. 1898828

>>1898817
Exactly. He only got with her because she was so young. She should take some time and let that sink in, because if that's not one big red flag then I don't know what is. That is one HUMONGO flaw in his character. It's not love, because if she met him and was the same age as him. He wouldn't have given her the time of day. And if he's out there noticing young teenagers on their bikes on the side of the road, you just know he's going to be noticing OTHER teenage girls on the side of the road.
>>1898716
Five years of such a 'beautiful relationship', and yet she was fawning over other men for a year of it.

No. 1898838

>>1898511
Ew he’s a fat old bald malding redneck. Now I see where her boomer Republican Facebook meemaw style rants are coming from now.

No. 1899061

I think the more people call him a pedophile the more she likes it cause she's into taboo and pedophilia, how does no one realize that pretending to be a child actually is a sexualization of children. She actually exposed him to the whole world with that anniversary tweet and this pedo creep(alida) claims that a 40yo having sex with a 18 is not "adult intimacy" what a fucking scum. Then what it is? It is not adult because the female I'd basically a child? Is this another part of her pedophilia kink? She's literally getting off to those anons messages calling him a pedo because that's what she fucking likes about him and she will protect him cause she wants to be like "you're an old man and I'm a little girl, this is our secret I will protect cause it's true love. You're a god to me daddy scrote"

No. 1899174

I think Alida's future is gonna look a hell of a lot like Luna Slater, with the way she's ballooning out and the amount of drugs she's probably doing. She's already got the borderline personality disorder and the ugly groomer boyfriend who openly cheats on her.

No. 1899267

>>1899174
It's probably going to be more like Shayna. Alida already bases her personality around older men, she's half way there

No. 1899483

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Crazy that she thinks she deserves to be in a movie because some teens repost her old photos on pinterest. She seems to have no skills, no education, and spends her time posting delusional takes on twitter. Bleak

No. 1899484

>>1899483
embarrassing, kek. reminds me of this one time some other 'influencer' on tumblr or something was like "I want to be in a Netflix original, do your thing internet" and everyone was like…what does that mean

No. 1899610

>>1899483
She's the type who would only want to be in a movie for the fame, not the acting craft itself.
She would end up in those really shitty low tier movies, because nobody would cast her for anything good. She would get eaten alive in that world, and wouldn't be able to handle ANY criticism at all.
But then again, maybe she would go far as she's got the whole narcissism thing you need to survive in Hollywood. She also would be the type to suck a lot of dicks to get to the top. Anything for fame and fortune.

No. 1899689

>>1899483
She'd be considered too old for the types of roles that she would have in her head. She'd have to come up against fresh faced 18 year olds that prob have acting experience. She just wants to be in a movie for the most shallow of reasons. She'd fall flat on her face so hard plus she expects everyone to love her. She's only got a select group of people who like her, majority of people hate that narc personality shite in people so she'd get even more hate than she gets on here.

No. 1899702

Alida would hate acting school and think it was useless (plus to be a good actor you have to have the ability to fall into any role, even the 'ugliest' of characters, you can't always be cute). I can guarantee you she thinks she can just get an agent, get called for an audition and get a cast into a movie. As easy as that. Because she's that 'pretty'. She wants to be like a Marilyn in movies.

No. 1899746

tbh she'd fit right in with all them narc sociopathic cunts in hollywood. she'd prob get addicted to cocaine like them too.

No. 1899761

>>1899483
If she really wanted to be an actress, she should have invested in it since she was a teenager, when she was in her prime. She should have finished high school, taken acting classes in college and maybe she would have been able to achieve something by now. But she spent all her youth behind old men, who contributed nothing in her life, romanticizing her life as if it was a Lana song when her life really sucks. Now she's getting old and desperate because she's realizing she has nothing to her name, only some teens on pinterest reposting her old pictures. Her life is so sad. Sadly, she is already old for Hollywood and at that age it will be hard for her to get cast in good movies, or in the roles she would like to have (she probably wants to act as a uwu little girl like Natalie Portman in Leon the professional). As they said before, there are so many prettier younger girls with real talent and passion that will be cast before her. She thinks that because she is "pretty" she can have it all, how sad. She’s not even that pretty and popular anymore

7 years ago she was told she looked like Angelina Jolie and now she thinks she can be an actress too lmao. The difference is that Angelina is actually talented, had connections in the industry since she was born and started acting at 16. Same with Natalie Portman and all the starlets that the coquettes idolize(sage)

No. 1899770

>>1899483
does she think being an actress is just being pretty and cute on camera? it takes months and years to make a movie, many actresses suffer in the process but they like it because they were born for it. being in the industry is not for everyone, it is a serious and difficult job, it is not like taking a video for tiktok or instagram. she has never acted in her life, she doesn't know anything about it, nor has the talent to do it. In order to learn acting well she needs to take classes and it will take time, she will probably be able to take difficult roles when she is 26+, and that age is death for croquettes(sage your shit)

No. 1899804

She is just delusional completely as to her perceived “value” and attractiveness. She has no talent that I can see, and she is…much as I hate this term…mid. She doesn’t look like a Hollywood prosti-tot like she imagines, either. Maybe she did once, but she already looks worse for wear. Her nasty scrote is just going to suck her remaining youth from her and move on to someone who is underage again as soon as he gets the chance, leaving her to spiral and hopefully get therapy and see how misguided she was.

No. 1899807

>>1899702
Acting is a difficult job and requires good work ethic, it’s also impossible to break into and get any sizeable roles without good connections and experience since you were a kid. Alida is a lazy loser and a moocher, looks ugly without her usual trowel full of tacky makeup, she can keep dreaming but her actress fantasy is never going to happen kek.

No. 1899812

>>1899761
Exactly!
A problem with Alida is that she's so used to saying "I want this" and getting it. Whenever she falls, there's always people there spoiling her too, so she never learns how to truly survive by herself. It's at the point now where she is so entitled. "I want to be a movie star, give it to me, I would be the best" attitude. Or "I want to be a singer now and change the entire industry with my songs, give it to me now". Never working hard toward anything. Even now, she's not working, and yet she has all this money to afford dresses from Selkie. Because she wants them. What Alida wants, Alida gets. But all of this has turned her into such a horrible ungrateful human being who just gluttons for more more more.
There are people out there, going to acting school, honing their craft, holding 2 jobs at the same time but still struggling financially, for years trying to make it. And here comes Alida who thinks she can get into a movie without any experience or work toward it at all.
She also squeezes herself into one aesthetic only (she could never bring herself to play any role outside the pretty one in a movie) , and manipulates all of her videos and photos. I could imagine her sitting there telling them to use special effects on her, or editing out any wrinkles or making her eyes bluer, etc. She's so stupid and spoiled. But a part of me wants her to try, because that would be so much tea for us. I always want her to do these things, even release a song, so we can milk the moo.

No. 1899813

>>1894567
Another watered down version of Petra Collins, Sofia Coppola-inspired, done million times before and even more boring.

No. 1899840

>>1894567
>I can’t understand why she is getting so much traction
Because she’s fucking some PR guy obviously

No. 1900320

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vicious cunt of the day award goes to..
damn, these nasty bitches really have it in for older women

No. 1900323

>>1900320
being desired sexually by males is humiliating. can't understand how these women not only stomach it but idolize it

No. 1900325

>>1900320
She's calling 50 year old women gross? She's the one literally fucking a 55+ year old sickly looking man.

No. 1900328

>>1900320
I giggle so much imagining women like this when they reach their 30s. If they don’t get serious therapy they’re gonna have a complete break with reality not being able to cope w the fact that nasty old scrotes who fetishize female youth no longer pay attention to them. And then then insane plastic surgery arcs begin. It’s what they deserve.

No. 1900332

>>1900328
Alida has said before on a Live, that by the time she is 40, science and tech will have ways to stop ageing completely. She honestly believes she isn't going to age or face any issues at 40.
Toxic levels of vanity! Her face will be so botched with surgeries by then, thinking she's giving herself eternal youth, grasping onto anything to try and stop ageing.
She thinks she's the princess in a fairytale, but these types of traits come from the evil witch. Oh the quest for eternal youth.
She is so "mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?"

No. 1900337

>>1900332
LMAO HAS SHE REALLY oh that’s rich. So she’s the extreme flavor of delulu. Amazing. She will never feel fulfilled and content with her existence. Love it.

No. 1900341

>>1900320
she looks hapa no wonder she is mentally ill(racebait + lack of sage)

No. 1900364

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>>1900341
Nice racebaiting. You blind bitches think anyone with pale skin and cat eyeliner is asian.

Her handle was "leader of albanian mafia" before but idek if she is, lots of people online love larping as eastern european and joke a lot about albania for some reason.

No. 1900374

>>1900320

she's going to have a rough time when she ages. won't even have a loving companion because instead of normal men who go for women their own age, she picks shady scumbags who'll ditch her for a 21 year old as soon as she gets a grey hair

No. 1900382

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lmfao

No. 1900385

>>1900382
imagine bragging about fucking old men but not even being able to pull desirable ones. sad!

No. 1900392

>>1900382
He literally looks ill to me, like he's got 5-10 years left in him max. He's like that in every video/photo. My Great Grandpa looks healthier than he does.
Also, puke.
I can see why her and Alida are friends, they're both so vain and arrogant and STUPID.

No. 1900395

>>1900392
these dumb bitches, it's all fun and games until they wake up to these old farts having a stroke or heart attack. guess thats what some of them are hoping for - so they wind up with all their $$$. can't see any of them sticking around if they have to be carer to them when they lose all their faculties.

No. 1900434

>>1900382
When did society start to designate disgusting fat old boomer fucks as desirable? Like what kind of sick disgusting psy op is this. Let me guess the fat disgusting old boomer execs in Hollywood are trying to promote this and these mindless NPC drone bitches eat that shit up.

No. 1900436

>>1900382
Lol Alex Jones is that you

No. 1900449

>>1900382
dude looks like he's full of cholesterol

No. 1900450

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>>1900320
>>1900382
Salma Hayek is over 50 and looks better and more desirable than her. She looks like a tranny with really bad surgery, also idk her age but she looks 30+. She thinks old men want her because she is "prettier" than an older woman? Lmao someone get her out of that bubble, they only want you because you are easy and accessible. She probably just wants attention and the only ones giving it to her are ugly ass men

No. 1900455

>>1900395
funny part is that most of them don't even have a lot money lmao. most of these girls give everything to these losers without getting anything in return, it's hilarious. they are just sucking and taking advantage of their youth until they get old, then they will throw them away and look for a younger and prettier one

No. 1900504

>>1900385
Exactly this. Don't go bragging about getting with an older man who obviously has nothing going for him.

It'd be a bit more understandable to brag if the older dude looks like a male model and has money that he spends on you and not you spending money on him but these guys are just….. Usually overweight , thin hair , terrible facial hair , not much money , etc. I honestly wouldn't care about younger woman using or just being with these men but I can't stand them when they promote pedophilia or infantilize themselves and or others.

No. 1900623

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So do any other anons think that Alida looks down syndrome and fucking ugly? Her face is puffy with these beady, far apart eyes and a fat nose. Is it plastic surgery??? She looks special needs…No clue how much longer she can attempt to get men to pay for her lifestyle when shes fattening up and getting ugly FAST! Guess we can see her at the local Mcdonalds in a few years back to selling her body for money shooting up heroin and glorifying it? She needs a wake up call. Wonder what her father thinks of her lifestyle? Or her brother and Madison?!

No. 1900731

>>1900623
She just looks like a pig, you know what they say… Your looks reflect your mentality and that is what she is mentally. She won't care about aging, she would sexualize herself, suck dick, dehumanize other women and claim superiority over them cause men pick her even if she looked like extremely old, saggy and fat. She would just get hair extensions, do her nails and slap some make up on cause she's this type of a woman that only cares about performing femininity but dgaf about taking care of her health or appearance in any other way you know like those fat thot women that get those fake nails and lashes as if it fixes anything. Nothing will ever stop her because mentally she's born a piglike patriarchal cunt her pedophilic bf is a perfect match for her, he looks like a boar. Imagine kneeling in front of that pig looking pedophile. She likes Andrew Tate, the biggest abusive misogynistic rapist and one of the other male she used to praise was Russell Brand who just got exposed for being a rapist but she 100000% doesn't care.

No. 1900737

>>1900623
Tbh, I always struggled to see what others saw in her. The first time I came across her, was in 2020, the start of the pandemic. It was on Pinterest and everyone was saying how extremely beautiful she was. I just couldn't see in her what everybody else seemed to. I guess we all perceive things differently. To me, her face was very pudgy and her lips were overdone like two great big blubbery sausages. I love big plush lips, but hers were way over the top. I never understood how people loved her hair too, when it looked like a giant mess ~ a nest made of cheap plastic. Sometimes I could see beauty there, but it was always when she had the extreme filters on. Still, people were raving about her.

No. 1900756

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Fashion designers are just officially fully leaning into balletcore pink pilates creep coquette bullshit huh

No. 1900759

>>1900450
If ur born good looking like salma hayek ur not gonna suddenly look ugly when ur older unless u totally let go off urself like gaining too much weight or doing drugs..

No. 1900762

>>1900756
(that top lolol) Yea I noticed that too, it's growing, seeping into everything noooo. I'm seeing coquette balletcore cottagecore etc, more and more in the fashion world.
Most of the people into balletcore, don't even do ballet.

No. 1900775

>>1900762
It’s a lot like when equestrian fashion was having a moment, supremely annoying to someone who actually rides just like I’d imagine it’s irritating to see all these retarded young women wearing balletcore. Urban Outfitters just emailed me about some ultra coquette garbage collection they just put out and I finally unsubscribed to their emails kek

No. 1900789

>>1900756
Why would anyone want to wear ballet shoes in their tits?

No. 1900799

I'm surprised that coquettes don't swoon over Hunter Biden. He's a disgusting pervert who looks like he doesn't shower and he was probably friends with Jeffrey Epstein. Guess he's not ~trad~ enough(pointless, unsaged)

No. 1900814

If Epstein was still alive, all of these coquette girls would be into him, for certain.
If he had a twt, Alida would be trying to suck up to him and get noticed by him like she does with Elon and others like him.

No. 1900843

>>1900762
Anyone else feels like… these trends have no end. I mean these specific trends. I thought Y2K throwback etc will come and pass quick, like all throwback do but look. Y2K/00's/bling resurgence, as well as coquette & balletcore are "hot new trends" in media in 2019 or 2020 and it's 2023 and it's still "hot new trends" now. Over and over. Every month medias announce "Y2K is over! Ballerinacore is the next best thing!" …except they're screaaming about this for 3-4 whole years or longer. Time is standing still if it comes to these trends, fashion world is really stuck in time
I don't care for runway but even look at this coquette Blumarine brand, they're recycling same fraying pink jeans & pink miniskirts every year
>>1900799
They do swoon for Euphoria series though

No. 1900856

>>1900843
Omg YES! These styles are sticking. Just when you think it's over, they come back again. What makes it worse, is it's all gaining even more traction and popularity. Which is why it won't stop.
It feels as though fashion has no innovation anymore. It's always copying off of other designers or what is trending on social media. It's so annoying. I see the same dress or skirt repeated in various ways, a million times over.
I hate too that every time I see a bow in hair, I automatically think coquette. They took bows and ribbons and claimed them, so now I can't see anything else but coquette.

No. 1900989

>>1900856
there's little innovation for anything anymore. everyone is banking on nostalgia.

No. 1901122

>>1900320
Makes it all the more hilarious when time inevitably comes for them too. What a sad way to waste your youth, kek.

No. 1901150

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posted after retweeting some shit romanticizing being a suburban housewife

No. 1901151

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No. 1901160

>>1901151
The problem with this is that they trust a man will treat them well. Any grown woman who's dated around will vouch that men are trash and women need to stay informed. But since these ~coquettes~ are just the insecure mediocre girls from school who got a thotty wardrobe, predatory older men who will go for the ugliest girl as long as she's a teen, insecure and needy give them the validation they craved their whole life.

No. 1901246

>>1901160
This. Imagine thinking a scrotey will treat you well when even Angelina got abused and dumped

No. 1901787

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Nonnies, i present you a coquette nightmare
The way these idiots made me resent ribbons, cream/pink slips and stuff. These ribbons are almost ominous

No. 1901830

>>1901787
Lmao!!! That looks so stupid.
They look like spiders coming down on webs with long legs.
I hate that I can't ever wear a ribbon in my hair anymore; don't want to be mistaken as being coquette.

No. 1901863

>>1901787
OMEGAKEK looks tacky and gaudy.
coquettes really are creepy fucks.
which is ironic b/c they always think they're angelic. but this type of shit is just demented. the bows on the walls remind me of the ribbon toilet roll holder plastered on the wall with sticky tape.
>>1901830
just wear a black ribbon with skulls or something on it. or navy blue ribbon. any colours they consider masc. they might have claimed the bow but only in what they consider to be 'delicate' 'fem' colours like pink and white.

No. 1901873

>>1901830
IRLs don’t know what coquette is and won’t assume anything from a ribbon. You sound chronically online.

No. 1901886

>>1901873
True that. >>1901830 Wear a ribbon that is thicker not super thin, non-pastel colors and doesn't have those pieces of lace hanging down. Honestly nobody knows of this shit irl and won't take you for a coquette especially if you wear normal clothes not for example Miu Miu bag with cream slip & ballet shoes ONLY kek. That being said, I have 2 nice pink ribbon hairpins but i'm simply tired of seeing them online/in shops/runways etc. Even plain chain stores like H&M have them. Visually overfed for now lol

No. 1902677

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jazmineflowerfairy got married and alida's delusions are running wild

No. 1902681

>>1902677
Lmfao I hope she does marry that disgusting crusty meth trailer looking pedo. It would serve her right. But him wanting to marry her is ~doubtful~ I’m sure he’d prefer someone closer to illegality.

No. 1902758

>>1901787
OT but not a single woman has an ass in that shop picture

No. 1902760

>>1902758
coquettes are wannarexics and to anachans, ass = fat (must get rid of)

No. 1902782

>>1852909
>>1852908
See she’s allowed to say this on her Twitter and it’s cute and coquette and whimsical and dreamy but when a 60+ year old piss stenched bag lady is screaming it outside McDonald’s, suddenly it’s no longer cute.

No. 1902863

>>1902782
Not cute unless the ribbons are involved nonnalie.

No. 1903008

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she misspelled "men"

No. 1903045

>>1902782
It's so weird and creepy that she's racist, but obsessed with calling herself an "African Angel". Lacking in culture and personality.

No. 1903062

>>1903008
She has people who perpetually give her things and she is spoiled in that aspect. Like for example, her friend susieq who is with that really rich old man. They gave her a lot when she was living with/near them. She probably has money in stocks, all given to her from that group she was with before moving back in with Rion. Also she definitely manipulated men to get what she wanted in LA and who knows where else.
I don't think she is that beautiful, but lots of people do, and they bend over backwards for her all the time. What she wants, she gets. So she thinks this privilege is her 'manipulating the matrix'. This is just life. Those who are considered good looking, get access to more. Again, I don't think she is that good looking at all, not ugly, but not the most beautiful in the universe like some believe and definitely not as good looking as in some of her photos/videos that she has heavily filtered. Take away all of her crutches - fake eyelashes, nails, hair, makeup, lips etc and she is just average.
It's also always the shittiest people who do rise to the top in the end, that's why Hollywood and all of the elites in the world are mostly awful human beings. She has that shitty human personality type for sure. She's also greedy/materialistic, and will continue to buy and consume things for as long as she has money coming in. Her narcissism is telling her that it's all because she's above everything and can get whatever she wants by controlling it. In reality, it's just because of other people giving her things because she's considered beautiful or she has manipulated them.

No. 1903063

Just want to say too, as an aside, that her only friends are people who either skinwalked as her in the past or still do (they hold an infatuation with her), or others that are just as narcissistic as she is (fellow cows). A lot who also date men twice their age and do that whole ddlg thing. These are the only types of people she can hold as friends. So she's used to this dynamic of people running to her every beck and call. Any friendship outside of this, has resulted in her turning on them and then playing the victim. Or being in competition with them. I would give out names but I don't want to expose them on here.

No. 1903070

what happened to her Porsche kek

No. 1903083

>>1903008
>GoD iM sO pReTtY
who looks at this shit and presses like.
word to the wise, when u r pretty, u don't have to proclaim it to everyone or shove it in peoples faces. it speaks for itself.

No. 1903084

Alida's fanbase is a bunch of retards. guess it makes sense, she's a tard herself.

No. 1903098

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No. 1903266

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How sick you have to be to be okay with liking this kind of images, they can cause a serious trauma but the pornsick croquette bitches don't care.
>>1903008
Nobody besides other pickmes with no self respect are jealous of that, you have been taking old man dumps into your mouth since you were a teen and live in extreme masochism and mental illness. What a role model with useless, valueless material things

No. 1903272

I really wonder what this girls fate will be the moment she turns 30. I’m really curious since her whole personality revolves around her youth and “beauty.” What will happen when she is not considered desirable anymore? That’s why it’s a losing battle to put too much worth and value on youth since it’s all fleeting anyway. What about an actual personality or values that mean something? A skill, talent or interest that is not attached to your looks. Kinda depressing to think about since so many of these girls don’t have many prospects outside of their looks or dating/marrying older men

No. 1903371

>>1903266
gross! she is 23 years old! i would not trust her around my fucking kids. that susieq woman must be a pedophile too.

No. 1903372

Yep they are all pedos. They support, condone and act out pedophilia without a care in the world. I don't know how this stuff isn't illegal because we all know what it alludes and leads to.
For anyone who has been through this type of trauma, it's anxiety inducing just seeing images like these.

No. 1903373

Really don't like a lot of Youtube 'how to be coquette' videos lately. They gloss over it in a really shallow way. They are either naive and haven't reached the deep end of it, or they are deliberately sugar coating the aesthetic. They make it all seem so innocent, and just about fashion or the exterior.

No. 1903379

>>1903272
Plastic surgery for sure. Her nasty streak will also come out more and more as she ages. She will be like a botched out Karen. Or Shayna 2.0
Her hair will be fully fried off, and she will resort to wigs and toppers, still trying hard to be a blonde no matter what. She will rely even more on her crutches to stave off the dreaded ageing.
I pray that she NEVER has kids, because if she does, especially if she has a daughter, that child will be raised by a narcissist mother and we all know how that turns out. Not to mention the pedophilic traits in both her and rion. If it's not rion (cos he left her for someone younger), she'll cling to some older guy, just to feel younger.
She'll suddenly be in the background and more invisible as time goes by. This is her future, from the foundations she has already laid for herself. She has no skills, except preening and fixating on her physical form and men.

No. 1903397

>>1903266
fucking gross, the moid's hand is almost as large as her ana/child thigh. and it doesn't look shooped either

No. 1903441

>>1903379
Does anyone remember her long, curly-haired brunette friend? She had a disability of some sort…wide nose, big eyes, but she was beautiful, artistic, played an instrument, certainly not materialistic or vapid. She seemed like the kind of girl Alida would try to compete with, so I wonder if she pushed this girl out of her life due to jealousy? I’m kind of grateful I don’t remember her name because I don’t think she should be brought into this thread but hopefully some anons know who it is or at the very least the picture I’m trying to paint here. This was a few years ago, not sure if they met in person either.

Anyway it reminds me of how Alida tries to paint this picture of a spiritual, divine and enlightened being yet she’s disgustingly narcissistic, materialistic, pedophilic, etc. One who is oh so holy or genuinely into spirituality would not only care about her Selkie dresses, hair extensions and support pedophilia. In my opinion it is everything which is the opposite of gratitude and divinity??? She literally just cares about money and looks, and unfortunately I don’t see her getting a wake up call even when orion inevitably cheats on her again with one of her followers (he’s probably fucking one now while shes been away) and she loses those same followers who grow up. She is a grown woman and I don’t know how her friend brooklyn still hangs out with her when she is trying to start up her music career? Bad look for her image to be hanging out with a racist pedophile but when brooklyn goes big shell have to cut off Alida.

Her face already looks so botched and haggard so I don’t know why she keeps playing into the little girl shit?! She needs to get help soon. A job, a degree? Guess she likes to be used and abused and sell her body for money instead. Viva la Alida.

No. 1903444

Honestly I’m thinking of starting an experiment. All someone needs to do is slap on makeup, hair extensions and falsies and a dress and act delusional and talk about pedophilia and old men.

No. 1903451

wondering if she flew LAX to Tampa. might have seen her lol

No. 1903468

>>1903441
Exactly, when you are that spiritual, the mortal body is not the sole focus of one's journey. As they usually believe that you need to rise above the 'ego' and physical appearance/ anchorage to this 'realm'. And yet, it's all she is concerned about. She tries to defend this behaviour by claiming that she is manifesting/ manipulating her mortal form 'divinely'. Which is such bullshit. She twists her spirituality into whatever fits. Believing that she can control what most cannot even comprehend. These are narcissist traits for sure.
She's wholly concerned with appearances and materialistic things.
Brooklyn is one of those who seemed transfixed on Alida at a young age. She copied her often (although I do like Brooklyn, I think she's quite sweet, but there is no denying that she held an infatuation with Alida). Alida will definitely take advantage of this. She will use her to gain a foothold or as a beautiful accessory (as narcs do), but as soon as she feels threatened by her (outshining her), there will be drama from Alida's end.
Alida was definitely cruel to many ex friends. If she deemed them unworthy she just left them in the dirt, or if she got jealous she would turn on them. The worst part though, is when she plays victim afterward. She's ALWAYS the victim.

No. 1903474

>>1903444
And then what?

No. 1903477

>>1903441
I remember a woman who bought her multiple Love and Lemon dresses. She asked to meet her in LA. Alida was happy to take the love and lemon dresses but ignored her when she was asking to meet up.
Alida met up with random other people tho from online. She treated her like trash in the end and took advantage of her.

No. 1903483

>>1903477
OMG. I know who that girl is/was! She was mentally disabled. I think they discussed this on PLL. Its really sad how she manipulated the matrix aka happily took dresses from a disabled person and yet didnt feel ok to meet up with her.

No. 1903495

She'll only hang out with people she can control, get something out of, or use as an accessory piece.
>manipulating the matrix
= manipulating people to gain leverage

No. 1903514

Alida is a classic example of "don't judge a book by its cover". Too many people can't see past her innocent mask.
>>1903477
She will say that she made her a bumblebee gift, but she still ignored her every time she asked to hang out and didn't want to be seen with her. All of the friends she has now, she met online, so yeah she was never scared of meeting random people from the internet.
If she didn't want anything to do with her, she shouldn't have taken the expensive dresses. Just using her.

No. 1903646

>>1903468
she's a new age supremacist who thinks of other people as NPCs.

No. 1903733

>>1903477
I mean if she hadn't accepted hundreds of dollars worth of dresses from a mentally disabled fan she wouldn't look like a pos for not at least humoring her. Like I can understand not wanting to spend time with some random but it's ridiculous she sucked so much out of her only to ignore her afterwards.

No. 1903997

>>1903266
Ugh I was about to post this, fucking nasty
Pedo bloated pillow face bitch, this is so sick. She’s so ugly inside and out. Don’t worry Alida, im sure Ryan will cheat on you again with girls that look like this! Her grandiose narcissism is really popping off lately with how much she’s talking about how amazing and perfect she is, I wonder what happened to make her feel low that she’s trying to convince herself she loves herself

No. 1903998

>>1903062
Here’s the thing tho.. she looks just ok, sometimes scary, and aged like milk online with her hardcore edits. She def looks 20x worse irl. She could never get high end men lol just bum trash loosers like herself

No. 1904000

>>1903379
Oh forsure, Ryan gives the energy of those pedofiles who get with someone like Simone and have a kid with her, and then try to get at the kid behind her back. Though I doubt he even takes her serious enough to ever have kids with her, he just loves using her for finding new girls. You use people, don’t worry your karma will get you used back babe

No. 1904096

>>1903998
Agreed, and I’m not even trying to be petty/nitpicky. She is genuinely unnerving to me, her face looks like it’s absolutely full of silicon, and her teeth legit freak me out bc they look like baby sized teeth next to her giant sausage fish lips. I’m sure she thinks her weird small teeth make her look more childlike but she looks like…idk just very creepy to me. The fried off cloud of her hair is also creepy. I’d love to see her in the wild tbh.

No. 1904356

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Picrel from her latest Live. She had such an attitude on it. Thought she'd be more excited to be seeing Lana. Reminded me of the bitchy popular girl in school.

No. 1904357

>>1904356
she peaked in that phase of life kek. When she got her 15 minutes of fame from “going missing”

No. 1904594

>>1904356
Brooklyn really outshines her…did brooklyn get lip injections too? It was so weird seeing Alida in motion…and I guess shes back to smoking cigarettes? Also what happened to Simone's dog Luna? Is she still around even?

No. 1904609

>>1904594
Yea I have noticed her smoking a few times now.. soo edgy. She gave it to Brooklyn who smoked it too. Not sure if they just do it occasionally, but that will mess with Brooklyn's singing voice if she starts to do it all the time. That gravelly smoker's voice. Also nobody seems to care about getting cancer, who cares about that right? Aesthetic before health. Alida has defended smoking countless times.
But did Brooklyn just do it to fit in with Alida? Her lips look like they have had injections too. I like Brooklyn, but if she is just another Alida bot, I will like her less and less as time goes by. I used to always watch her on youtube when I was younger, and I loved how she was before she changed and was influenced by Alida. I wonder how many other people feel the same.
Alida's live felt like she was trying to give lolcow the finger.
>you see I am 10 x more beautiful I will tower over you

No. 1904648

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people were coming up to get photos with them, wonder if Alida was thinking 'are they from lolcow' the whole time kek

No. 1905340

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i'm speechless at how rough she looks

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No. 1905345

>>1905340
I’m not kek

No. 1905347

>>1905345
the fact that she captioned that pic with "i feel so beautiful i might have to spam"

No. 1905376

>>1905340
That sore/wart on her lip, ew. Looks like she’s ready to play an ugly sister in a Cinderella pantomime

No. 1905382

>>1905340
Shes starting to look really old here…Like a 30 year old larping as a little girl. I hope she loves herself one day. Also did she kill her dog Luna?

No. 1905383

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>>1905340
>>1905344
It's giving off-brand toy you find at the flea market.

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>>1905340
>>1904648
It’s serving Widow Twankey realness.

No. 1905397

>>1905382
I agree, she looks too aged to be dressing this way now. It just doesn't work. Her lips too, are so bumpy lumpy.
I swear if she was her natural hair colour, or a soft brunette, she would look sooo much better. I can't work out what is making her look so haggard these days.
She looks pretty from a distance, but up close it's just a big old mess.

No. 1905401

Her dress looked like it was going to burst at the seams around her middle section kek4k

No. 1905408

Her friendship with Brooklyn feels so forced and staged.

No. 1905412

>>1905397
Why does she cling to the blonde hair so bad? Is she skinwalking Brooklyn?

No. 1905415

>>1905376
She's that ugly evil step sister in fairy tales who goes around telling everyone she's the prettiest when she's not even.

No. 1905419

>>1905340
The way she blurred out her eyebags but still looks sapped.

No. 1905427

>>1905412
My theory is that it was from school when the popular girls were all blonde (her story). Then she turned her hair blonde and suddenly got sooo much more attention. She thinks it's her trademark appeal. Also she has this thing about believing blonde is ultra feminine (lots of coquettes think this way) and angelic, pure etc. She also would know it's one of the rarer natural colours to have. She tried to be a redhead once for this reason too, to be that one rare beauty that stands out in a crowd (in her mind), but Rion didn't like it so she went back to blonde cos that's what he's into as well. A lot of men always say how much they love redheads and natural reds only make up 1% of the population, so she wanted to be that too, if it wasn't for Rion.
She doesn't realise that hair colour doesn't define how beautiful you are and that her hair would be prettier if it was healthy and not 85% fake.

No. 1905438

>>1905427
Mind you, she's also this way about eye colour, hence the reason why she's so obsessed with her own blue eyes.

No. 1905451

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>>1905427
KEK when did she try red hair that sounds hilarious. She really does look absolutely worn out and plastic like an off brand doll, her hair is so goddamn fried. She has no idea how to make herself actually look striking. Her features are weird to me like an American baby doll from the 80s-90s vibe but then if that doll became a heavy smoker and lived rough kek

No. 1905456

>>1905427
>>1905438
cough Hitler

No. 1905467

>>1905451
omfg that literally looks like her

No. 1905471

>>1905451
She said that people thought she was a "natural ginger" at the time and she was trying so hard to make out she was a natural redhead. Even though sometimes it just looked a fake orange. But then Rion said he always hated redheads and wanted her blonde hair back (her story), so then she returned to blonde again. She knew that redheads are rare and generally stand out, so that was her goal. To be unique and that 1%. This was a couple of years back.

No. 1905485

>>1905471
Ahhh I wanna see pics I love ginger fakers they’re particularly milky to me as a real one kek it’s always girls like her too

No. 1905502

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>>1905485
Legit it is always girls like her. I swear if people didn't know that she wasn't a natural blonde, she would definitely be saying that she is natural and lying, just like her lips.

No. 1905504

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this is old but gold

No. 1905505

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brooklyn definitely outshines her. alida's peach hair washes her out.

No. 1905508

>>1905505
brooklyn looks more natural and alida looks like she's in drag. her eyes are so droopy dopey looking. she's lurking and trying to get the upper hand but she's just making herself look like a tool. she's seething about this thread, it's so obvious. real narc behavior, what a fucking bitch

No. 1905512

what point is she trying to prove? that she's beautiful? because we don't think she's all that, she's gotta go out of her way to >tower over

what is she all about? it's entertaining af but it's still not how normal people behave in situations like these. normal people would flick their accs to private or lay off social media for a bit, but she just feeds into it. almost like she's enjoying the attention albeit negative. sitting there on her high horse with her newly designated 'bff'

No. 1905517

>>1905502
Kek it’s that straight from a bottle copper that never, ever looks natural. True shades of the ginger spectrum are very hard to imitate with dye, and the accompanying skin tone and shade spectrum goes with each tone (like non-white redheads for example). A good colorist has to do it to make it look close to natural. God thank you for digging this up for me it’s exactly what I pictured. It’s Nana-red, Aka the color some tacky old ladies dye their hair.
>>1905505
I can’t believe how haggard she looks. The other girl would look way better if she wasn’t doing this horrible style, but she absolutely looks fresher and more naturally beautiful than the melted plastic babydoll she’s next to kek. I wonder if natural green eyes make Alida seethe, like the kind that are really one in a million that some people have.

No. 1905535

>>1905517
Yeah it definitely didn't look natural. Sometimes it would look a really fake bright orange but she would claim that it only looked that way on camera and that it looked better irl and like a "natural ginger". I think that Live from back then is still up, but I'm not certain. I know that she went through a lot of her older Lives and deleted them.
Rion also once told her that he hated how he couldn't run his fingers through her hair, with all the extensions and crap in it (she told everyone this in another live too). So that's why she went short hair at one stage as well. But as soon as she left him and went to LA she immediately got back into the extensions again. So will be interesting to see how long she keeps them in, being back with Rion now.
I seriously know waaay too much about her, but it's because I used to actually like her. I'd follow along with her Lives and was susceptible to her popularity at the time. Over time I saw who she really was though and how she treated others. She was a mean girl in disguise. Funny part tho, is I was watching Brooklyn on Youtube as well and used to like her too, looong before she was friends with Alida. Now she seems to be changing too. So yea, tmi. For me it's just so weird to see them together and getting the mean girls vibe.

No. 1905540

>>1905376
I might be retarded but I always thought that was an aggravate d injection site. It's one of the many reasons, aside from the obvious (like photoshopping her baby pictures KEK) that he filler lies were so blatant.

No. 1905577

>>1905502
The red looks better than the horrible fried peroxide blonde

No. 1905581

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Old milk but it was never about the lips. It was about the lying. Lying to people who even looked up to her, her followers, folks who like her. To this day she lies to them. If you sit there long enough you'll catch her out on numerous lies, all the damn time. Brooklyn just entered a toxic friendship, so guess we'll see how that all pans out. Alida's already using her for this parade she's doing right now.

No. 1905611

>>1905451 lmfao this is sending me

No. 1905658

>>1905581
>Brooklyn just entered a toxic friendship
Except she didn't. They've been friends since at least 2019 and Brooklyn used Alida first kek they're one and the same.

No. 1905680

Ngl I couldn't stand watching more than a few seconds of their video together, they're just annoying, obnoxious and attention-starved. It reminded me of those cringe videos she used to take with that superkamilla last year.

No. 1905751

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i.e. "i thought i'd od by 16 because i was hanging around meth-head neo-nazis and drawing swastikas on the beach, so now i refuse to actually work on myself or have my sugar daddies pay for me to go to therapy. i'm just like this because i'm stunted!!!!" i can't fucking stand her chronic inability to take accountability

No. 1905948

>>1905751
>inability to take accountability
I don't want to armchair diagnose, but that's another hallmark trait of a narcissist.

No. 1906361

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I found this pic of her on a lash techs insta page in Florida

No. 1906363

>>1906361
Canny lashes only has 3 locations and they’re all in LA, not florida.

No. 1906365

Ok what the fuck does that have to do with the picture? Who cares? God damn MY BAD FOR SAYING THE WRONG LOCATION JESUS CHRIST

No. 1906382

>>1906361
i bet alida tipped her extra to photoshop her eyes into saucers

No. 1906394

>>1902758
so what? you are seriously weird for fixating on that. they're not even cows

No. 1906463

>>1906361
You can see how fried her hair is here. She looks bad in this pic.

No. 1906683

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I couldn't help but post her. She's the perfect next thread pic.

No. 1906686

>>1906683
What a cutie

No. 1906740

>>1906361
Someone call emergency services for Alida's hair RIP
>>1906683
Awww too cute, little moo. I have been wondering what the next thread pic will be too, cos that has to be soon.

No. 1906745

You know those cheap paintbrushes from the dollar store and they are all hard and crunchy and the fibres are all stuck together? I often imagine that's what Alida's hair must feel like to touch.

No. 1906770

>>1904096
I would love to see her out too lol, I’m glad someone agrees about her creepy little teeth next to her blown up face, it really has always bothered me so bad. Esp when she tries to be “hot” and do that little snarl with her lips / teeth, makes be wanna vom. I am nitpicking lol but cringe. Her entire being is so cringe.

No. 1906772

>>1905340
How can she manage to make such a pretty dress look so tacky and cheap, yikes

No. 1906781

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She does not know how to dress her shape at all, this dress makes her look way way way bigger than she is

No. 1906783

>>1906781
She's trying too hard to look uwu little baby nymph, this fit with the crown, bow and hairstyle looks very troonesque

No. 1906787

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Dear alida, since only thing u exist for and care about is trying to look “hot” for men

No. 1906789

>>1906783
Wow never thought about this, she tries so hard to be a little baby hyper core femme that it comes across more manly tacky and fake than anything. Wow thanks

No. 1906812

>>1906781
To be entirely fair, when you look this unfortunate, there's not much flattering clothing out there. In the video upthread her waist looks bigger than her chest. She should just stop LARPing as a tiny smol baby and go the "muh self expression" route like every other hyperfeminine chubby girl. In a way she reminds me of larasuzanne from the Lolita fashion thread

>>1905505
these hair colors are an eyesore on anyone whose makeup is less than perfect, and this make-up is far below perfect. Serving Momokun vibes

No. 1906836

>>1906781
It's all too much. Less is more.
Selkie dresses are very overwhelming and loud. They don't need anything more added to them. If not done properly they can look gaudy and way too puffy. Especially when combined with big fake hair, nails, thick makeup, accessories, etc.. It ends up being too elaborate and a bit of a mess. But that's just my tastes, some people love that. It works for theatre and stage but irl, noooo. She looks as though she is ready for a pantomime.
Alida would love it though, because it would get people staring and giving her attention. Attention is not always good however.
>>1906787
Yeah I hate to say it, but this is true. Most men prefer more natural to this. I mean, who cares what men think and want, but for Alida who does care, she probably hasn't cottoned onto this yet.

No. 1906876

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even one of her orbiters is getting tired of her shit kek

No. 1906886

>>1906876
>"everyone in public"

I get so much second-hand embarrassment from her. Every time something is brought up on here, she posts something to try and prove otherwise on her twt. We were all pointing out how gross Rion is, so now she has to go and post this. Also, it's so stupid how these weirdos call their grandpa aged partners 'bf'.

No. 1906890

>>1906876
What an embarrassing thing to lie about omg kek

No. 1906998

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>>1906876
I wonder why…Alida should check his instagram DMs. Oh wait lol, he deletes the proof of cheating.

No. 1907007

>>1906886
She reminds me so much of Shayna with the “then everybody clapped!!1” stories whenever she’s feeling insecure.

No. 1907150

>>1906683
I vote yes, but almost wanted to say no because coquettes truly don't deserve such cuteness gracing their thread pic. Coquettes just keep reposting pics of baby fawns and getting jealous over thinness of legs of literal wild animals lol.

No. 1907169

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Notice how Brooklyn hasn't posted anything of Alida on her social media? Apart from a couple of stories. Whereas Alida keeps posting them both to make a point.
>>1907007
yes! She is soo much like Shayna.
She is even biting back about everything we have said regarding her hair, clothes etc. She's so arrogant.
Her hair is RUINED, and she wants to show other girls how to do the same? Yeah I totally want to learn how to fry my hair so that it's spikey crunchy and short on the top and then cover it up with fake extensions.
I remember when her eyelashes were falling out during the pandemic and she did a tutorial on how to get eyelashes like hers. They were literally FALLING OUT

No. 1907170

>>1907169
follow along with alida's tutorials on how to be a budget clown
who needs lessons on hygiene? it will just be her showing off her high end shower wash or some shit like that. her videos are always only excuses to show off her latest purchases. not to mention she filters the shit out of her videos and uses ring lights etc, never once going outside in the sun to show natural lighting with no fancy tricks to make herself look better. so whats the point even? when people can't even see how the colours look or how well the products work. she doesn't do this to help others, she does it to show the fuck off and also to take a jab at her 'haters'. what a fucking bitch
remember when she bought new diamonte dildos and made a vid on it LMFAO. when she buys stuff she has to show it off just like a grandiose narc.

No. 1907172

Alida somehow manages to make expensive clothing look so cheap and tacky. She has no class whatsoever. She wants to purchase high end products, and yet she looks like gutter trash in her quest to try and appear juvenile.

No. 1907174

>>1903070
she either never had one to begin with or she sold it to buy herself more shit.
all this time her doggo needed surgery on her paw and yet she just spent any money she had, on herself. luna needed surgery long ago, even when she was earning "a thousand a night" in La and all i saw her doing was filling up her apartment with more and more crap.
her doggos paw got so bad she was running on three legs, and she still would pose in videos with her, making her run back and forth in the woods for her latest insta post. you could see luna running on three legs.
hopefully she got her help now, if she hasn't and has instead bought selkie dresses and the like, well…that shows what kind of a person she actually is

No. 1907182

>>1907174
how did she even afford to live in los angeles let alone make that money? she has no education or job history. was it literally just sweet talking men at casinos lol?

No. 1907187

>>1907182
Pretty much. There's videos of it on Youtube. Just look up Live City Poker LA. There's a video where the guy is telling her, that whatever he makes is also hers. After she buttered him up. But that's only the half of it. She would lead men on to get extra tips that went beyond her work. There was drama.
This is the life she leads, she's always given things. When she cries victim, she'll get given even more.
>>1907174
She drags that poor dog around like an accessory piece too. Plane travel for dogs is not good for them, in regards to health. There's scientific evidence that shows it increases the risk of cancer in canines by an incredible amount. She's always putting Luna on plane trips. Multiple times a year.
Now I guess she's going to post up photos of her and Luna to counteract this statement.

No. 1907188

I'm surprised her friend Susieq isn't a cow in this thread alongside Alida. Coquette tradwife wannabe, fully self absorbed. Opinionated as anything, like Nina, but contradicts herself often. Uses her kid as an accessory on all social media, no protection for him at all esp being that she has a lot of haters already. Her partner is triple her age and rich. Most of who hang out with Alida are cows, let's be real.

No. 1907193

>>1907169
Why is she saying "on a budget", when the makeup she uses is Chanel, Dior and other high end brands and the clothes she has are Selkie, Love & Lemons, Lacemadeofficial, Honey Birdette and the like. She pays to get her nails and lashes done.
The only "budget" part of her whole routine is her hair that she does at home and it shows.

No. 1907198

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A coquette e-celeb who went an unhinged rant on twitter then deleted her account and privated her Instagram. Why do they think talking like a porn addicted scrote is cute and quirky? I blame the redstart pod. Not my screenshot

No. 1907199

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No. 1907200

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>>1907199
Samefagging I'm more shocked she has a legit modeling career

No. 1907201

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No. 1907202

>>1907199
We’re reaching parodic levels of pickme

No. 1907206

>>1907202
No bc why was her comeback bringing up sex? That's such a male way to argue.

No. 1907217

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>>1907200
Modeling agencies post-2020:
>I'm part black
>WOWWWW WOW WOWEWOW WOW WOW YOURE HIRED(racebait)

No. 1907243

>>1906836
Ahhhh you finally hit the nail on the head for me, that’s it. She is way overdoing it with a dress that is statement enough alone, you’re so right. She’s always giving stage makeup/costume looks but not good for irl .. I could see those dresses being better with way less going on

No. 1907274

>>1907199
Jfc what a pickme. Anyways happy to see new coquette examples, Alida is #1 cow itt but i'm kind of bored with her. Yes she looks bad and old, but what's new. New spergy coquettes propositions please.
>>1907200
>Booking: NoAgency NYC
Bingo. Here's the answer to the question. No Agency is known for signing majorly "non modellesque" people and pushing them into fashion. And by that i mean people way to short (think 160-165 cm tall) and fat, well at least fat by runway standards. It's the same agency that signed Joanna Kuchta and Sabrina Fuentes of the Pretty Sick band, and if you google them you can see there's nothing "model" like about them.

No. 1907279

File: 1696160298074.png (2.43 MB, 1414x924, annabolina.png)

Anyways
>Anna Bolina SS24Runway
This Anna Bolina person puzzles me. She looks like a botched drag queen mix of Shmegeh and Arrow De Wilde, wtf. Especially with that MySpace/bling/bimbo stylings, eyeshadow and ana poses. Don't get how she has all these runway shows when she has 0 traction. Lives in a horrible flat that looks like janitor room or back store magazine, has 16k followers on IG but only gets like 146 likes and 0, sometimes 2 comments, yet has all these collections and runway shows. Rich parents, otherwise don't get how she affords this. Wonder who the fuck buys all these clothes.

No. 1907311

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>>1907198
She's so cringy

No. 1907321

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>>1907199
Apparently, her white boyfriend is a pedophile who fetishizes Asian girls and is into raceplay.

No. 1907323

>>1907279
Looks like she was a club kid with a trust fund who made her upcycling into a brand.
>slytherin tattoo
This probably says everything we need to know, she's a sheltered dork with artificial style lol

No. 1907325

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>>1907321
https://twitter.com/AntifabattleAri/status/1708270507551003040/photo/1
His name's Reilly Patton, he works for Crawford Models in NYC. When all this came out, he just privated his account and then returned like nothing happened.

No. 1907336

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She had a meltdown in her stories after locking her IG.

No. 1907429

>>1907336
Hey, at least she has white cock to run back to kek

No. 1907439

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>>1907325
>hehehehehe
Jesus he’s so cringe

No. 1907440

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>>1907439
White moids try not to be disgusting racist rapey pedos challenge.

No. 1907441

>>1907200
Jfl how did this ugly dumpy goblina heifer ever get a modelling gig. Must have used that 2% black in her to get an affirmative action gig.

No. 1907442

>>1907440
Did he really write that he wants to rape an underage unconscious ch*nk girl from his main account? This dude must be an actual braindead retard wtf.

No. 1907446

>>1907321
Of course he is, these women love bragging about their degen moids

No. 1907447

>>1907439
I hope this was a catfish talking to him. If not, then why was this underage Asian girl sexting and sending nudes with this creep? Ethnic women love yourselves challenge. >>1907440

No. 1907449

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>>1907442
>>1907321
They definitely do some ddlg shit too. She also privated her tiktok

No. 1907451

>>1907447
Model guys online tend to have a lot of teenage girls following them online because of crushes

No. 1907453

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Her and her bf in 2021. Imagine knowing your bf is a predator and not instantly dumping him.

No. 1907456

>>1907453
For real? Speaks volumes about her tbh. Also ewwww his arm is so small and noodly. Who even likes guys who look like that (besides gay men sometimes???)

No. 1907458

>>1907456
These type of women are always the first to play victim but they will literally be fine kissing a man who has hurt multiple other women

No. 1907459

>>1907453
He looks really short

No. 1907460

>>1907447
In general I’ve noticed that white scrotes who exclusively go for non-white women tend to be extremely fetishy and gross. They can’t just have a normal healthy relationship with a non white woman it’s always got to be some disgusting open polyamory thing, ddlg or bdsm themed relationship, plus they’re usually abusive and or cheaters too.

No. 1907463

>>1907451
Ok but still, why would you allow a disgusting moid to talk that way to you and okay along with it? Calling you slurs while he talks about raping your unconscious little childish body isn’t enough to make you go ick and block? Wtf is wrong with zoomers, the entire convo was one massive red flag.

No. 1907465

>>1907463
Asian women are the biggest pickmes. Look at those Filipina women who helped Peter Scully rape little girls and babies.(racebait)

No. 1907467

>>1907453
Well they both look like complete trash so why is everyone surprised they act that way too lol

No. 1907469

>>1907463
If she was underage when he texted her then she was groomed. It's not a character flaw on her.

No. 1907492

>>1907465
Women of all races have partaken in this sort of behaviour.

No. 1907510

>>1907492
yeah, Karla Homolka comes to mind

No. 1907511

>>1907492
Sure but nobody capes harder for pedophilic scrotes than Asian women(racebait)

No. 1907633

>>1907336
Does she have Twitter? we need more of that 7th grader coquette rage sperging

No. 1907755

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>>1907633
She deactivated her accounted after rage sperging and her creepy boyfriend going viral. She will probably come crawling back though
>>1907274
Of course they also signed Dasha. Everyone in their agency looks like they belong in this thread

No. 1907802

>>1907755
No way. She has nothing to work with. Biggest butterface ever except for maybe Yungelita. Shitty NoAgency modelling gigs - maybe, but i still cannot wrap my mind around how this talentless bitch got acting roles.

No. 1908302

>>1907802
Sounds crass, but either casting couch or some retard at HBO heard her 'podcast' and tried to draw in zoomers.

No. 1908444

>>1907802
Or maybe she got signed because she's elegant, classy, intelligent, and well-spoken? Just because she doesn't look like Cardi B doesn't mean she's ugly wow(sage your whiteknighting)

No. 1908449

>>1907755
Ew what the hell is wrong with her feet? They look mummified.

No. 1908461

So does Dasha basically live on lolcow or what?

No. 1908483

By the way your hatred for Alida is creepy as hell and y'all need to seriously stop. What did she ever do to you guys? Be too traditionally feminine? Be too kind? Does it bother you that she loves and forgives her haters? You people will never understand love, empathy, and compassion for others and you make fun of genuinely good people because they have qualities you lack and that makes you feel jealous

No. 1908485

>>1908483
Bad bait, 0/10

No. 1908486

You only wish you had a wonderful man to care for you and protect you after all you've been through like she does. Really makes you mad doesn't it

No. 1908488

>>1907755
Dasha is a 5ft tall stumpy gremlin why would anyone consider her a model kek

No. 1908489

How would you feel if people online were ripping apart your appearance and calling you fat and saying you look like a man? Those aren't even true and I don't think yall know how much that can destroy someone. Don't be responsible for someone killing themselves please. That's why Kiwifarms is gone and this site needs to go to.(lost newfag)

No. 1908501

>>1908483
>Be too kind
Ultrakek

No. 1908506

>>1908489
Bad bait but alida has egged girls on to kill themselves before kek. Also I have NO sympathy for a pedophile or girl who goes back to a man that cheats with little girls. No thanks. Alida only knows love if it benefits her.

No. 1908563

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>>1908483
We're all so jealous of the traditional nymph delicate aryan princess

No. 1908616

>>1908483
you're prob one of those fags who uses alida's teen photos as your profile pic

No. 1908807

>>1908486
>wonderful man

Bitch, where? Alida only wishes she didn't have to desperately LARP as a little girl for some male attention from a bottom of the barrel pedophile scrote who will cheat on her with the next desperate, naive girl as soon as she turns the ripe old age of 30.

No. 1909154

>>1908563
Ageing like room temperature milk, why do coquettes age so terribly despite their obsession with staying young

No. 1909162

>>1908616
Nta but the anon you replied to is clearly being sarcastic…

No. 1909312

>>1907755
Her toes are some of the most bizarrely long ones I've ever seen on a woman, the fuck. Real ape-woman shit

No. 1909315

>>1908563
She's so fucking chunky looking, truly unfortunate body type

No. 1909852

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Is this Alida ex friend? It sounds like her

No. 1909856

>>1909852
Lol yeah it is! That’s the girl alida was saying robbed her or whatever

No. 1909898

>>1909852
Yep that's her. She claims that she never robbed Alida. She also called Alida a catfish and said that she smelled irl lmao! Also, it seems she is pregnant now.

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No. 1910599

>>1910563
No way those pufferfish pillow faces are from her teens. She did herself so fucking dirty, how did she look at that and think it was okay to post??

No. 1910934

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>>1910563
Giving deformed 90s babydoll yet again like picrel but less cute. Also kek those r not from those ages, she acts like we haven’t seen actual pics of her younger. She does look slightly better w dark hair I have to say tho. Her butthole eyebags have not aged well compared to these pics, girl needs to hydrate and get a good eye cream ASAP.

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No. 1911102

>>1911057
KEK NONNA

No. 1911187

>>1910599
Unfortunately they are from her teens, I remember seeing her account when she was still like 16/17 and the lip injections were already very present, iirc she actually started at 15

No. 1911440

>>1910563
Why is her face always so bloated like that? Is that just her face or also filler? ….. big ole puff face

No. 1911646

>>1911440
Cus she used to purge. She said it on live before.

No. 1912132

>>1911440
Definitely mostly filler bloat. It keeps getting worse.

No. 1912262

>>1910563
she is 15 in both of these, I don’t understand the caption

No. 1912281

>>1910563
I'm not trying to racebait but is she mixed? Like she looks a million times better with the dark hair because it seems more natural and her features just don't look very white to me, lip fillers aside.

No. 1912303

>>1912281
I always bought she was a Mexican girl wearing contacts an using skin bleach tbh.

No. 1912315

>>1912303
I don't think she'd need to get into skin bleaching for the skin tone she has, there are a lot of very light-skinned latin americans. I definitely think she's one for using coloured contacts though. Anecdotally I've known a lot of self-loathing latinas who try to look as white as possible so her obsessing over white girl coquette shit checks out. Sucks though, she looks so much better with the dark hair.

No. 1912352

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>>1912281
Alida and her friend look very similar in terms of facial structure, just different colors.

No. 1912363

>>1912352
I'm not seeing it. They look nothing alike.

No. 1912364

>>1912281
Yes because dark hair always means not white. There are absolutely no white people with dark hair.

No. 1912431

>>1912352
They don't share facial similarities at all, but manage to look very alike due to filler in the same places (whatever is trendy idk) and both extremely puffy in a way you rarely see, especially not side by side with an identical puffiness. Uncanny

No. 1913030

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Nothing valuable to contribute here but i'm sick of seeing these dumbass fawn edits on tumblr all the time

No. 1913031

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all I can think of when seeing one more >>1913030 is something like this:

No. 1913050

>>1913030
It's like a fucking cult. The same things, over and over. Even the Dior is so overdone. If you're gonna wear perfume or makeup, it's got to be Dior. Deers, Lana, Bows, the same movies over and over. Do these people even know how to think for themselves and have their own identity, without following along with what is said to be coquette???
Post a pic of a bunny 'this is me', pic of a deer 'me (real)'. Stop it you annoying obnoxious boring fuks. You're not cute. You're an adult. An insufferable unoriginal one at that. It's already over done and old fashioned cos it's been around for years now, and hasn't advanced in any way. Same shit, different day.
Also what is with all those stupid cunts who post these things, using Alida's underage photos as their main pic. Seriously, wtf. These are grown women too. Alida encourages them, bc of course she does, as it is giving her attention.

No. 1913053

How did the coquette style equate to youth? Women in their 80s use the same fabrics in their dresses and home. They wear the pearls, the pink, the same florals and dresses. Coquette looks as tho it smells of mothballs.

No. 1913121

>>1913050 these morons were posting, watching, reading and making edits of the same fucking shit for 4 years. imagine the amount of same "I;m little Bambi and here's my balletcore clutter" collages they've produced so far!
>>1913050
That awkward moment when you call any women that's over 30/25+ a "hag" but you strive to wear clothes worn by elder women.
but 80yo grandmas actually have the guts to wear those stale old sour cream colored mothball clothes. Coquettes never buy and never walk outside in any of those things.

No. 1913138

>>1913030
The funny part is, they're not even anything like gentle baby deers or pretty little bunnies. They are the grossest most toxic, vile, drama-filled, selfish people alive.

No. 1913145

>>1912303
Isn’t her dad from South Africa? Her mom was definitely very white but I’m not sure she has ever posted her dad.

No. 1913146

>>1912352
I think this is because they would either get the same fillers or possibly suspected they even used to go to the same person

No. 1913150

>>1913145

I believe that guy in the background is her dad. >>1905581

No. 1913382

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Jfc, not Ellen Von Unwerth jumping on coquette train.
Yes, she's always been severly overrated photographer whose "artistry" relies on high contrast and filtering tf out of her lingerie pics, but still wtf. Ellen, you're too old to play this tumblr bullshit (and she got the colors wrong, this should be pastel vomit instead of red kek)

No. 1913459

>>1913382
The amount of photographers and models I see now, doing the whole overdone Marie Antoinette / coquette thing, is insane.
WHY IS NOBODY ORIGINAL ANYMORE WHYYYY

No. 1913588

>>1913382
And the whore from euphoria for some peak pandering.

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No. 1914210

>>1914200
The projection here is crazy. Mtf trans people are notoriously doing anime girl larps online, to the point where it's a running joke to put their real selfies beside their custom anime profile pics. That "owo guys I'm so cute n smol bean breed me pls" crap is femboy shit too

No. 1914235

>>1913382
Its just a caption

No. 1914237

>>1914200
"You have coarse hair on your pussy and asshole" really weird thing to say when arguing for your humanity idk

No. 1914239

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>>1914200

can't stop laughing about him browsing the imageboards when he was never even given his own thread… just thinking about how much that troon had to scroll to even find something that mentioned him

No. 1914246

>>1914200
My pedophile detector is going off with this post, hey if you're the only person talking about (literally) fucking 12 year olds followed shortly by a decsription of how horrifying ~hair~ on a pubic region is, pretty sure you're the problem (and someone should check your harddrive)

No. 1914247

>>1914239
He wishes he were female enough to use lolcow; that's why he said 'retard' when it's a huge no-no for (actually female) tumblrinas.

No. 1914273

>>1913145
Pretty sure her father's side were Boer

No. 1914294

>>1914200
he is so angry kek

No. 1914311

>>1914200

samefag, can't get over him calling women "beasts". the only "beast" here (and no amount of projecting towards real women will change that) is the HRT chemical hybrid
beast that you and males like you are. cope harder wonky long faced freak.

No. 1914323

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>>1914200
Seething much. He speaks like a male incel and leaches of women experiences, this is some Sam Levinson type of loser energy. Men that say breedable are porn degenerates because who says shit like that about 12 Years old?

This was what he was responding to which is unhinged and a lot of projecting. People are only getting uncomfortable by the word retarded being used. Really shows since this male is autistic he gets a pass for the paedophilic and misogynist word vomit.

No. 1914331

oh my gooood, of course he is still seething. I've only seen the retard post, but it was stupid of me to assume that a troon obsessed with looking himself up will stop there. the OP of that post hit him right in the manjaw of his feefees.

No. 1914334

>>1914246
Fucking same. There is something deeply and distinctly wrong about how he brought that up when it had nothing to do with what he was replying to. Makes it seem like hairless girl children live rent free in his mind being sexually exploited. He’s a disgusting ugly freak, and I wish he’d get canceled on a large scale. Sidenote love how in all his pics he carefully angles so you can’t see his male waist/shoulder/hip ratio in all his little uwu I’m a Lana Del Rey skinwalker outfits. Genuinely mad I saw him in a Springsteen shirt kek. Springsteen fans don’t want you, faggot.

No. 1914338

>>1913150
Ohh facts u right u right. Nah then she’s definitely a white girl with bad filler pillow face

No. 1914339

>>1913382
She looks like a wannabe Chloe cherry (not in a good way)

No. 1914346

>>1914239
>can't stop laughing about him browsing the imageboards when he was never even given his own thread…
I’m sure he’s dying for the attention. Reddit found out this guy made his own Wikipedia page and he took out all the comparisons music reviewers made to Lana kek

No. 1914371

>>1914339
It is Chloe Cherry anon.

No. 1914399

>>1914237
And you have even coarser hair on your penis and testicles sir, what’s your point?

No. 1914467

>>1914200
>you have coarse hair on your pussy
>you are a BEAST
>a nasty little SLUG
Yeah, absolutely not sounding like obsessed creep/pedo/incel. Thanks for your input, ""girl""
>>1914239
This idiot's been lurking for such a long time though, he was mentioned VERY briefly in Sounclout thread like 2/3 years ago in relation to supporting either Pouya or some other rapey rapper and iirc he threw some sort of tantrum even back then lmao. Absolutely pathetic, he's barely mentioned on coquette threads these days, he's that boring.
>>1914247
objection, new wave coquette tumblrinas actually do love to say retard and they overuse it, because they feel it makes them oh so edgy and anti to these anachronistic tumblr sjw days of old kek. But he still has enough of more sjw/non-coquette fans for people to get upset with this i guess.

No. 1914479

>>1914200
the macon really jumped out. the macon is maconing.

No. 1914600

>>1914467

they probably mention him on the mtf threads as well. i can picture the comments fulfilling some sexual degrading fetish or some other depraved tranny fantasy for him kek. (hi cow) hands off your dainty feminine garments

No. 1914644

>>1914467
>new wave coquette bossa nova
I raise you that coquettes say retard because of lolcow as well. The personality disorder pecking order is hard to follow sometimes, I admit.

No. 1914663

>>1914239
ethel cain is extremely unfortunate looking. even in his biological born sex, he is hideous as a man, much worse masquerading as a woman. you have to feel bad for him. major slenderman grim reaper in victorian clothes kinda beat.

No. 1914675

>>1914239
>i wouldn't touch you broads with a 10 foot pole
lmao that is SUCH a male moment. only moids think "i wouldn't fuck you" is an insult.
tuck your limp dick back in and go wash your hair, no woman actualky wants your greasy inbred faggy ass.

No. 1914764

>>1914239
I'm scrolling up and it looks like Ethel hasn't been mentioned in at least weeks. Maybe in her mind she has decided that the anons here must be the radfems on Tumblr or something? Because Ethel cain is rarely a topic here afaik

No. 1914766

>>1914323
It is based off of Tumblr images and male gaze anesthetics though. It's like a time capsule into tumblr decade ago. The "found footage" ana faux-snuffesque noncon ddlg screenshots, the outfits, the fake religious aesthetic. All of it is literally an exact chimera of everything Nicole and all the others already did a decade ago. At least own it lol.

No. 1914768

>>1914764
>her
Kek nonna pls
>>1914766
Exactly, he’s doing what they all do, styling himself like the girls he wants to prey upon/coom to. He grew up jerking it to Lana and Nicole and this is the result. His non troon pics look like Bill Skarsgård playing a school shooter

No. 1914796

>>1914768
Ethel is hsts.

No. 1914837

>>1914796
He’s bi, which means he absolutely has a horse in the AGP race

No. 1914880

>>1914837
That wasnt real, it was just pandering.

No. 1915206

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Got this on my dashboard and kek, guess Ethel Cain loves to scroll tumblr for mentions and then getting butthurt and messaging random radfems who criticized him. But of course.
The uproar on Tumblr rn tho. I guess coward disabled comments on this original post (nd deleted), kek. From what i see in reblog tags though, a hell lot of people (even unfamiliar to him) are disgusted. Apparently there's uproar over this on Twitter as well but i haven't checked

The funniest thing for me is that he's ~apparently~ raging at nymphets & coquettes not lolcow, and his "fans" are calling coquettes transphobic now, when the reality is 99% of his fans ARE coquettes, and Ethel made 100% of his "career" on cosplaying Nicole/Ginger Bronson era nymphets.

No. 1915234

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Anons, have you seen an update to this drama? All deleted now of course, but top fucking kek at the way he's justifying himself now
https://www.tumblr.com/bigsistergeneral/731361775012003840

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No. 1915240

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>>1915237
too much kekworthy stuff to comment on but just in regards to whole thread's topic
>did i used to eat that little coquette shtick up for a minute or two in the early days of my career? sure. i was 19-20. god forbid i be young and grow out of harmful mindsets
kek but did you though