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No. 204361

This girl pretended to have cancer. For more information, look up https://justfakingcancer.tumblr.com/.

Formally lord–swoledemort.

No. 204362

Once I asked her what kind of cancer she had. She totally evaded the question and said something about "I haven't had the illness for a long time."

Bullshit. She is LITERALLY the worst kind of person. She can't take any kind of criticism and attacks anyone who dares point out her inconsistencies.

No. 204363

>>204362

What's her tumblr now? I remember this chick. She had nudes at some point and she used to be on lolcow.

No. 204364


No. 204366

>>204364
HAHA I am dying. "Though she is but small she is fierce"

She's not even close to small. Wtf.. Aren't people going through chemo generally underweight? And isn't that a bad thing for them?

No. 204367

>>204366
>>204363
She lied about her cancer diagnosis and claimed to work 2 jobs and have such a hard life. Her parents put her through college and everything… sure, jenna.

No. 204368

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No. 204370

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No. 204371

>>204370
that's… attractive.

No. 204372

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Jenna, you don't know the first fucking thing about having cancer.

No. 204374

Wasn't she a fakeorexic too?

No. 204375

>>204372
Where's the cyst? What type of cancer is it? Is it confirmed to be malignant? I'm going to assume so since she requires "treatment". She doesn't even know enough about cancer to lie about having cancer.

>>204368
She's not even trying to lie it doesn't matter what cancer you have localized, hair loss is inevitable and unavoidable remember the treatments for cancer combined radiotherapy and chemotherapy target ALL cells in the body including hair follicles, fat cells and dermal cells hence why cancer suffers look like absolute shit; missing hair, pasty skin, emaciated to the point of skeletor.

She's not even trying.

No. 204377

maybe IM only questioning it because my moms dead but im reading through her steongerjenna posts and apparently her mom's dying….I hate to wonder if someone would lie about something like that but gosh if you faked cancer who knows what else you'd do.

No. 204392

>>204377
Holy shit… If her mom really is dying, I bet she regrets that lie now. Like… karma came around and she (hopefully) learned her lesson.

But i wouldn't at all be surprised if she was lying again.

No. 204393

>>204375
She actually said her body was "intolerant" to chemo.

…it's chemo. CHEMO. It's literally toxic. That's why it kills the cancer.

No. 204449

>>204377
No joke. I lost a parent to cancer and it's so disgusting that someone would literally FAKE having cancer and then project that onto her own mother. I don't know if her mom is dying. I'm assuming she's not. If someone can lie about having cancer, there's not much they can't do.

No. 204458

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>>204449
>>204392
I scrolled through enough to where I got to an ask explaining the situation for anyone who's curious orrr wants to look for holes in the story

No. 204459

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No. 204460

Yikes. Usually the ultimate "fuck you" to someone who fakes cancer is THEM getting cancer. Nope, this is worse. Her own mother. Wonder if she feels responsible.

No. 204461

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>>204459
3/3 SORRY FLOOD DETECTION

No. 204462

>>204460
I honestly hope it keeps her up at night. What kind of piece of shit person pretends to have cancer? She had this coming…

No. 204463

>>204461
So after all that, she can't answer what kind of "cancer" she had. Embarrassing. This will follow her! I read on her blog that she wants to go to law school. She's got nudes and proof that she faked cancer on the internet. And people who know her name. Good luck having a career, sweetie.

No. 204499

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No. 204500

>>204499
The pic is small, but even so I can see her boobs are pretty sad.

No. 204503

>>204499
buzz, your girlfriend…woof

No. 204504

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remember guys, she has anorexia really bad and refuses to go to a doctor or therapist despite being able to afford it. be nice since she's so frail :(

No. 204508

>>204463
if she applies to the bar they will find this stuff easily, whether or not she deletes her blog

No. 204515

Honestly I've been waiting since March for this to bubble over and explode. I watched her lie, delete her old blog, lie more, a million sixteen yr olds white knighted her. I was half expecting her story about her mom being sick to be a lie too

No. 204551

>>204515
it probably is a lie tbh. anything for attention and sympathy.
But if her mom really is dying then it's totally karma screwing her over for lying about having cancer in the first place. i hope she realizes that, but shes probably too dense

No. 204583

>>204504
Put those scareolas away!

No. 204590

>>204583
chief aerola bless

No. 204724

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No. 204822

Ew, she looks like a fish with bulging eyes, big nose, and giant lips.

No. 204823

>>204504
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER BOOBS. One is like 3 times the size of the other.

No. 204824

Yeah, not getting into law school.

No. 204831

>>204823
asymmetrical titties are normal and common.

No. 204878

>>204831
not to that extent…

No. 204975

>>204878
you're a dumbass. there are cases of asymmetrical breasts FAR worse than hers. her breasts are normal.

No. 204982

>>204975
Who cares about her boobs when she literally faked having cancer?? And now she's pretending her mum is dying. If her mum really IS dying, it's a bit ironic. Karma certainly came back and bit her in the arse.

No. 205612

I hope she now regrets all the shit she talked about her mother on her blog.

No. 205710

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No. 205890

>>205710
CANNOT UNSEE

This is literally what she looked like as a child.

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No. 205932

Does she have a craniofacial disorder? Her face is whack.

No. 205936

She was so harsh towards her mother. If that was my mom, there's no way I'd let her fall apart for a year and a half like that. What the fuck.

No. 205952

>>205936
Was she really? Doesn't surprise me. Jenna attacks anyone who doesn't kiss her ass. Sad. Really sad. Now that her mum is dying (whether that is true is a different story), hopefully Jenna will learn her damn lesson. Don't pretend to have cancer for attention, and don't be a bitch to everyone including your mother.

No. 206011

No, no, no. Fuck this bitch. You don't get to MBI crywolf multiple times and then post another sensational, dramatic, woe-is-me attention-seeking sob story and expect anyone to believe it.
>noping the fuck out.

No. 206047

>>205952
she wrote some really shitty stuff about her mum on her blog.

No. 206061

>>206047
I think she was really passive-agressive in her posts? Iirc

She's also often bitching about other bloggers but won't tag/adress them personally, while claiming to have "grown so much as a person" since high school or some shit.

She's just a shitty person. Idk if she's really a cow tho.

No. 206101

>>206061
she accused her mom of triggering her ED on purpose and portrayed her as severely mentally ill (claimed her mom never left the bed for example). she wanted pity for her alcoholic mom but never did anything about it.

No. 206704

>>204724
>fairytopanga
for some reason I love this

No. 206912

Does anyone know what state she lives in? Is it Virginia?

No. 207021

>>206912
She lives near DC

No. 207302

>>207021
How close?

No. 207376

she's a stupid bitch tbfh, i think another user in the fitblr sphere called her out when jenna tried to be all fucking intellectual.

So this girl was like 15 and was posting pics in her undies and shit, a older male user likes the photos and jenna rants about how all men are predators or some bullshit. The user who posted the photos was not going to deal with jennas shit and basically told her to fuck off. I can try finding the posts later if people are interested lol

No. 208073

She tries to act like an intellectual, but she's actually an idiot. Her parents paid for her to get an ENGLISH degree from a private school. Imagine all that money you could have spent wisely. She went to Clark University in Worcester, Massachusetts and graduated with zero honors. I went to the same school. She didn't even graduate on time. At our graduation ceremony, she was allowed to participate, but still had requirements to fulfill. She's pathetic.

No. 208075

>>204361

Anyone remember Cara Goodman??

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No. 208080

>>208077
She also faked anorexia, but literally no one believes that one.

No. 208086

>>208080
She obviously eats more than enough to survive. I don't understand why she thinks anyone would fall for it. Like…calories in/calories out. It's not that hard. She's at least 21 BMI but makes it seem like shes dying from starvation. She'd need to weigh like half her current size for that to happen.

No. 208087

>>208086
Agreed. If you want to be a 70 lb anorexic, you gotta act like a 70 lb anorexic. That means not eating constant junk and lying about terminal illnesses.

No. 208096

Exactly. When your "low weight" is in the triple digits and you claiming to be starving to the brink of death… I judge a little bit. I've also been in Denver ACUTE so maybe my perception is skewed… But I've seen (and ezperienced) what anorexia is and she doesn't have it.

No. 208158

lol she deleted her tumblr

No. 208161

>>208077
Do we have proof she's faking about her mom?

No. 208162

>>208158
LMFAO. She GILTEH!

No. 208164

>>208161

I don't think so, but I personally don't think she's faking about her mom. There's not the inconsistencies in her story as there was with the cancer or anorexia.

No. 208263

>>208164
I wouldn't put it past her…

No. 208344

>>208164
It just seems really weird to me that a chunky girl would claim to be dying of anorexia and cancer. If she's going to choose an illness, at least choose an invisible one. She doesn't look like she has cancer (which she obviously doesn't have) and she CERTAINLY doesn't look anorexic, which she very obviously doesn't have.

No. 208390

I wonder if she has ANY remorse. It's not a small thing to lie about cancer… and she doesn't seem to be bothered.

No. 208437

lol you guys. people are noticing that jenna deleted(lord–swoledemort anons). I wonder what new username she'll come up with when she inevitably crawls back to tumblr, starved for attention?
reallycancerthistimejenna
justjennaandchemo
bereavingjenna

maybe she'll pretend to take up drinking (since she's too fat to be anorexic) and we'll be graced with inebriatedjenna, rehabilitatingjenna, and soberjenna, in that order

No. 208488

>>208437
well, her mom is apparently an alcoholic so that would probably be something she would say.

No. 208503

One thing's for certain: She'll be back. Headcases like her and other MBI'ers can't stay away.

No. 208545

>>208437
i lost it at bereavingjenna

No. 208548

does her family know about her internet presence?

No. 208566

>>208548
I think a while back someone messaged her mom on instagram about the cancer stuff

No. 208569

Does anyone remember when she was caught on mpa and twice, and at first she threatened the blog owners woth her daddy lawyer for slander but then seeing as screencaps got out it wasn't slander lol

No. 208589

>>208569
OH GOD that did happen!! It's even funnier because Elle Woods seems to be her idol. Everyone knows what slander is, apparently except for her. She KNOWS she's done really shitty things and hasn't yet fessed up to them.

No. 208593


No. 208648

>>208569
What was her MPA username?

No. 208673

Jenna reported this thread with a reason of "Vendetta thread, old milk, two previous threads about her have been locked."

Global rules 5 and 8:
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>Do not post threads about yourself in /pt/ or /snow/. Do not deceptively post about yourself in existing /pt/ or /snow/ threads as a way of attracting attention.

>By violating a global rule, you also waive your right to anonymity and the privacy of reports you send.


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No. 208686

>>208673
Jesus, that was fast. She must have multiple tabs open ABOUT HERSELF at once. It's almost like she has a useless degree, lives at home, and has nothing better to do…

No. 208690

>>208673
Holy fuck, she's obsessed with herself.

No. 208691

What the actual fuck. SHE was the one who sent her "mom" the fake message about "chemotherapy and anorexia."

pathetic.

No. 208693

>>208691
Doesn't surprise me at all. She wanted to do it before anyone else did.

No. 208695

I am laughing so hard right now… she describes herself as having a "small frame"

Riiiiiiiight. Look at her hips, her face, her arms, legs, literally everything is oversized. Even her eyes, nose and mouth. It's cringy as fuck. I would describe her as having a medium-large frame just based on the pictures she posts.

No. 208698

Hey Jenna, does your mom really have cancer or is that just another attention-seeking lie?

Also, what's the name of your craniofacial condition?

No. 208699

>>208673
What a pathetic loser

No. 208714

>>208673
all of this makes me think she might be behind her hate blog on tumblr, wow this is really sad. i knew she was bad but im even surprised at this

No. 208715

>>208714
I didn't think it was her… but with the Admin revelation, I think she is.

No. 208718

>>208673

I can't even get out popcorn for this, it's just sad. I don't think even Robyn or Kadee was this bad with their creeping.

Like, you faked cancer. That's not something most people will be willing to sweep under the rug, sweetie.

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No. 208721

>>208718
This is like Emily Crocker levels of self-posting. Don't forget that when the site changed hands, the old admin wiped all of our IPs. I bet Jenna has been self-posting for years.

No. 208722

This is… really sad.

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No. 208747

>>208721
I'm not going to bother labeling her posts, but I confirmed Emily samefagged a lot as well. The posts are pretty much what you'd expect.

No. 209057

is she really off of tumblr?

No. 209060

>>209057
Oh she'll be back. Attention whores always come back.

No. 209061

>>209057
Right now, yes. But it didn't take her long to come back last time she left.

No. 209064

>>209061
Jenna, no one wants you back. You're just entertaining.

No. 209065

What's her sister's insta?

No. 209086

>>208747
will future posts of jenna's be marked?

No. 209179

>>209086
Yes.

>>209064
Not her.

No. 209182

>>209060
How do none of her asskissing fitblr pals care about this? I'm sure some of them have heard about it

No. 209392

Does Jenna… Not have proper ears?

No. 209407

>>209182
Only a few people care. Most of them dropped her like a hot potato when she deleted her first blog. No one even noticed she was gone lol

>>209392
She doesn't even have a proper face, everything on her is oversized

No. 209548

>>209407
Agreed. She seems short, but her arms, legs, facial features, even hair looks cartoonishly large.

No. 209549

>>209548
Yup. Her limbs are big too. Not long or anything, but stubby and just BIG. Have you seen pictures of her arms?? Or her legs in leggings? It's like everything was enlarged the wide way instead of the tall way, like on a funhouse mirror.

No. 209721

>>209549
Anon, this is literally the best description 10/10 you nailed it

No. 210313

i find it so weird that shes just disappeared from tumblr and none of her "friends" seem to care at all

No. 210315

>>210313
This kind of thing makes me think she made another account and invited followers covertly. I mean, she's an obnoxious douche, but surely some of her stans were genuinely interested in their friendship. It's weird they'd just go on like nothing ever happened.

No. 210325

>>210315
She lied to all of them, though… I wouldn't be surprised if they just wanted to move on with their lives.

No. 210354

I'm the anon that went to Clark. She's from Fairfax, which i don't consider super close to Washington DC. I'm in Boston now and it really bothers me when people outside the city claim to be a Bostonian lol. She lies a lot, this chick.

No. 210490

>>210315
I was relatively close "friends" with Jenna on tumblr - we messaged because of the issues with her mom. (I do believe her about this but I think everything else she's ever said was bs.) I never really confronted her about the cancer lie but it was always in the back of my head even though I was willing to give her advice/empathy. ANYWAY she hasn't refollowed me or let me know about a new blog so I don't think she's back on tumblr. And good fucking riddance tbh. (Sorry for not giving more details but I don't want her to figure out who I am when reading this haha)

No. 210748

Clark anon, what was she like in college? you're like the only person from the real world who knows what she's like online, i'm so curious

No. 210784

>>210490
she is back though. it took like 10 minutes to find her new blog and i wasn't gonna post it because she'll probably see this and delete again but it's also so hilarious that she can't stay away from tumblr for more than 2 minutes and thinks the only thing people are upset about is her lying about school (uh jenna….cancer?)

username is harrypooper (clever)

No. 210824

>>210784
Aaaaand it's gone.

No. 210937

>>210824
These bitches never ever stop.

No. 211071

>>210824
Still there. Must just need tumblr to see it.

No. 211091

>>204370
I swear I've already seen this picture somewhere without knowing her and I really can't remember where

No. 211351

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No. 211377

>>211351
Wonder if it will be a pic from 3 years ago, since she's infamous for pretending old pics were taken just this morning. There's really nothing she tells the truth about.

No. 211550

Clark anon here! I'm currently with relatives on the west coast so I just saw this. Our school was really small. I grew up in a university town with a large/somewhat well known university so that was my idea of college- a huge city of "college." I don't know why I'm telling you all this… Basically, Clark is really tiny and everyone recognizes each other. I was on tumblr and recognized Jenna from campus. Like someone on here said, her features and everything about her are oversized so she kind of stuck out? Like she wouldn't have blended in and maybe that's why I instantly recognized her. I had a different major (not going to say what for anonymity), but I remember had a few classes together. First, (most of you probably know this), she's thicker irl than she shows in her pics. She was normal/overweight when she claimed to be BMI 15 or something crazy- that's the point when I started following her on tumblr. I was so shocked and it kind of opened my eyes to how crazy someone can appear on the internet. She was usually alone, I don't think she had a lot of friends. WHen she did talk she was loud and obnoxious like she thought she was better than everyone else. Even in class (this wasn't super recent) I REMEMBER her as the girl who would answer questions wrongly and not take "no" for an answer .Like she couldn't admit she was wrong so she would try and say something to the effect of "my answer was kind of right bc x" and she just sounded like an idiot. She didn't have a lot of friends (from what I saw) and mostly the thing that struck me was how much larger she was compared to waht she claimed on her blog, and she spoke with a dumb/loud valley girl kind of voice. She didn't come off as intelligent. Once I followed her on tumblr I would notice her around campus. I've never had a conversation with her though.

If anyone has any questions, I'll try to answer them to the best of my ability. Again, I didn't know her personally but little things about her did stick out (in a bad way- and not just to me). She seemed like the typical rich girl who never heard and got too much "you're so perfect, jenna" from her parents. It might have worked for her in her sheltered life, but in the real life she stuck out and came off as a spoiled, arrogant idiot.

I'm trying to think of anything else that might be relevant. I'll try to answer your questions if you have any. OH I should add that English majors are the butt of every joke. I'm not sure if it's like that at other universities… It's a really easy major and totally useless unless you teach it. So it's kind of a joke. Like some people joke about "underwater basket weaving" as a major, English is right there with it.

It's an expensive school and OH I was shocked when she said she was graduating without debt. ESPECIALLY AS AN ENGLISH MAJOR omg. She could have gotten a teaching certification with that degree and at least she might have had a shot at a job.

Ok I just wrote way more than I thought I would. Sorry about the novel. I'll try to reply to your comments or questions (if there are any), but I'm in different time zone with family obligations.

It's kind of funny… one of my relatives went to a community college (on the west coast) named Clark college. Kind of made me laugh and think of jenna for some reason.

No. 211552

Clark anon again. Sorry, typo in that. She seemed to have never heard the word NO from her parents.

No. 211554

>>211550
Lol that's exactly how I imagened her to be irl

No. 211647

>>211550
This is pretty much how I imagine she would be IRL! Absolutely insufferable to be around.
Although Jenna comes off as a spoiled, arrogant, pretentious idiot pretty easily enough on her tumblr.
I've never thought she was the least bit intelligent, she's obviously only interested in appearing that way to everyone around her. She's enamored with fictional characters like Hermione Granger and Elle Woods but doesn't even come close because she's so painfully dull and mediocre.

No. 211661

>>211554
>>211647
Yikes haha. That's exactly what I thought of her, but I saw her irl!

No. 212049

Omg Jenna is already posting again about "I miss my small body!!" Like bitch when? She's never been small lmao

No. 212055

>>212049
Wait, what? She made new blog or is it the last one mentioned here?

No. 212101

Yeah it's harrypooper. You probably have to be logged into tumblr to see it

No. 212140

Come on anons! Screenshot and post caps from her blog please!

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No. 212734

she thinks she's a recovery blogger but she has never tried to recover, not even once. her "recovery" was just eating iceberg lettuce and veggies only, promoting veganism to ppl in recovery and bitching about how she has to gain weight to recover. At this point E Who Shall Not Be Named is making a more genuine effort than Jenna ever has

Jenna if you use your "behaviors" as much as you claimed, how come you were never small?? Your lowest weight pic looks like a lot of girls' before ed pics. Yikes yikes

No. 212749

>>212734
But how can they recover when they weren't ever actually sick to begin with?

No. 212781

>>212734
THIIIIIIIIIS

You were never small. I would literally kill myself if i were your size.

No. 212785

>>212734

It's obvious she doesn't have an ED so she just tries to emulate what she sees from other bloggers. It's just like the fake cancer, she's never struggled with the illness so she doesn't even know how to fake it. It's horribly unconvincing

No. 212870

>>212734
Ok so this girl fucking sucks and she's a lying piece of shit, but making this all about her body and not being thin enough sort of illegitimizes all the ACTUAL shitty things she's done. She lies to everyone, including impressionable, young followers and I think she's a shitty attention-seeking, pathetic human, but harping on her weight is pretty lame and uninteresting IMO. It's just making all the tumblrinas flock to her and stick up for her bc "bullying."

Can we go back to making fun of her for being such an attention whore that she couldn't stay off Tumblr for ten fucking seconds? Maybe let's make bets on how long til she starts posting selfies again because she needs the reblogs and ass-kissing to stay alive?

No. 212872

>>212870
Did you forget where you're posting?

Besides, everything about her other than her address, ssn, etc is fair game. You want to talk about her being a shitty person then do it. It doesn't mean we can't pick on her for faking anorexia and looking like a sim someone made whilst drunk at 2am.

No. 212884

>>212872
A sim who someone made whilst drunk at 2 am hahahaha

She also kinda looks like a fish in muppet form.

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No. 213181

God I hope she never has kids.

No. 214149

>>212897
meanwhile in africa…

No. 214508

>>212897
Jesus fucking christ she is such a BITCH! Like really?!

No. 214983

Her poor mother. Jenna has to be the worst caretaker ever.

No. 215104

Can you imagine Jenna in a giving profession, like teaching or nursing? She's never given anything. She just takes. She complains about not having money, but spends hundreds of dollars on expensive gym clothes that make her look even huger than she really is. I genuinely don't understand. If she really wanted to save money, she could… she just doesn't know how becausse she's a spoilt overgrown (very overgrown) baby.

No. 215105

A 150+ lb girl who has no self control. She overindulges in food and material possessions. Her poor mother.

No. 217522

>>214149
lolololol I don't know how to post screen shots so hopefully someone else can, but conveniently she now has a post about donating money to Aleppo and how much her heart hurts for all the crises in the world and like, ok Jenna. You're sooo selfless. What do you want, a cookie and a head pat?

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>>217522

Yeah, Jenna, you do need to stop whining.

No. 218522

>>218509
>>217522
physically wretching. When people go out of their way to tell others about donating to charity or volunteering to make themselves look good its just so cheap and gross. Kind of negates the act of kindness to begin with. Everything about this girl rubs me the wrong way.

No. 218577

>>218522
She's always lived in a privileged fantasy bubble so she doesn't know how to handle real life problems.

No. 218739

>>218509
What is up with people writing fucking sentences in the hashtag field? That annoys me so much.
>also plugs her having worked for a Nonprofit
>Last two lines are total sympathy grab ploys.
Fishing for "Oh noey noes Jenna your bullshit is every bit as super cereal and legit and please keep whining!"
Nope. Not gonna happen.

>>218522
This! It's slimy af.

No. 218770

Genuine question: How does one "work" for a non-profit? Wouldn't that be a volunteer situation?

No. 218860

>>218770
Most Non profits get grants that pay workers

No. 219957

It looks like some anon tipped her onto one of her "friends"/followers going behind her back for some reason or another and she's been lamenting that she can't trust anyone on tumblr.

LO-FUCKING-L Jenna! You lied to literally everyone. You were self posting up a goddamn storm about your damn SELF on here, and you have the balls to act like a victim because possibly you found proof that someone you trusted was talking shit? Honey, anyone not talking shit about you is dumb as a fucking doornail. You walked yourself right into that one. I hope her friends ARE going behind her back.

Though it's pathetic that even THAT doesn't make her re-evaluate her choices. Get the fuck off tumblr, Jenna. Seriously. For good.

No. 219969

>>218739
>What is up with people writing fucking sentences in the hashtag field?
sometimes you want to keep your post concise but add addendum in the tags.

it's also preferred to do that, when reblogging, then muck up a post with bullshit commentary.

No. 220126

>>219957
Whoever posted >>218509 had already liked Jenna's post before screenshotting it and putting it here (you can tell because the heart is filled in), and since there were so few notes on it at that point, it would've been one of only a couple of people.

No. 220134

>>220126
Oh shit! Good call.

No. 220245

How does she sleep at night???

No. 220271

Do we care who is posting screenshots here? It's probably one of her friends who is sick of her shit but doesn't want to confront her personally.

No. 220283

>>220271
No, we don't care, I'm sure a lot of people who follow her are sick of her shit, but I was just giving an explanation to the other anon about why she's started on the ~woe is me can't trust anyone on tumblr~ crap.

No. 220287

>>220283

Oh, gotcha.

No. 220288

Also, she posted a picture of her wearing all black to ~mourn her youth~ because it's her birthday. Like, bitch, didn't you just turn like 24 or something?

No. 220986

She made a post about how everyone jumps down her throat about being "too fat to have an ED."

No, Jenna. You can have an ED at any weight. It's when you claim to have super serious anorexia at 160 lbs… that's what people have a problem with.

No. 221439

File: 1482681361884.jpg (92.55 KB, 640x573, tumblr.jpg)

anyone else frustrated by this? yet another humble-brag about her disordered gym habits..

No. 222364

>>221439
Uhh especially after her incessant posting about how she "NEVER gets time to herself to do anything she wants to do" because she's SO busy caring for her mom. Like which is it, Jenna? You're at the gym so much that other gym goers notice you me your habits, or you're stuck caring for your poor mom every waking moment of your life and never get a second to focus on YOU?

She's literally always playing both sides of every situation, whichever benefits her more for humblebrags.

No. 222367

Sage cuz total blog
But I just found out my mom has cancer and just fuck this girl fuck her so much I would break that bitch how fucking nasty.

No. 222391

>>222367
sage for anon support

No. 222418

>>>>222367
Hang in there, anon. I'm so sorry!!

No. 222663

>>222391
>>222418
Thanks y'all

Fuck this nasty bitch tho

No. 222668

>>222663
seconded

No. 228438

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Gotta love when your goals for the month include exercising 1 hr/day everyday and walking 5x per week. Like do you have time to yourself or no? Because if you have time like that, complaining about never having time for anything feels unwarrented? Also the whole //recovery// thing, how does that fit in with this lovely little goal sheet and taking no rest days?

No. 228772

Where did that picture come form

No. 228819

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this bitch is so stupid she thinks the moon landing was faked

No. 228823

>>228819
Look she's only 60% sure!! Lmao

No. 228824

>>228823

This kind of shit is why her fake superiority and her claims of being "super educated" piss me off so much. Your private school english degree doesn't make you less of a moron. Get off the internet and go learn something.

No. 229193

>>204375
Hey, I thought I may add my experiences to this thread… I've had a type of cancer (mucoepidermoid carcinoma) that did not require chemo as treatment, so it is indeed possible. However, this usually just means that the tumor is not very big, has not spread, and it can simply be surgically removed. (this was the case with me)

However, I do think it is super suspicious that she complains about being irritated and weak if she's not going through radio/chemotherapy. How would treatment be straining for her if it is not chemo?

No. 229216

>>229193
My mother is on a pill form of a chemo related drug. It makes her sick as hell. She has kidney cancer so she can't get chemo, it would destroy what's left of her kidney. So many different treatments.

Not defending this horrorcow at all just sayin and sage for blogging
I hope this bitch burns to death.

No. 229380

Jenna privately told people she had cancer of the pancreas, which has a very low survival rate as is I think. She never publicly said which type of cancer she supposedly had.

No. 229456

>>229193
Nope, she said she tried chemo and was "resistant" UM it's fucking chemo. Of course it's poison. That's why it kills the cancer.

No. 229457

>>229380
Hi Jenna

No. 229459

>>229380
That is because she never had cancer. She lied and now her mom is dying of cancer… ironic.

No. 229460

>>229459
She brought that karma onto herself.

No. 229489

If she had pancreatic cancer, she would be dead. Pancreatic cancer has a <5% chance of survival because you discover it only after its metastasized. (You go in for another health issue and realize its because of cancer that has already spread).

sage for blog post but I'm in the health field and this shit pisses me off

No. 230130

>>229457
I didn't post to defend jenna but to highlight how stupid her lie was. Surviving pancreatic cancer is unlikely anyway. Without chemo because the special snowflake can't handle it or whatever she said? Yeah right.

No. 232006

My teacher's partner has pancreatic cancer and was given 6 months to live. They decided not to do chemo because it's terminal and they want her to be happy and comfortable to the end.

Jenna is the scum of the earth.

No. 237936

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not been keeping up with jenna but isn't her mom still sick? this is all kinds of selfish if so

>waaaah why doesn't my dad treat my mom like she's his kid as well as me????

No. 240952

>>237936
Isn't her mom supposed to have cancer or something??

No. 244300

she has finally clarified what cancer her mom "apparently" has - claiming stage 4 lung cancer as of a couple days ago (source:https://harrypooper.tumblr.com/post/156657664610/whats-so-bad-about-your-life-that-youre-so)

No. 244356

Sage for blog but fuck this cow oh my god I found out my mom has cancer (I think I mentioned that earlier) and I cannot help but be so so sweet to her and help her and omg I can't stand kids who hate on their (decent, loving) parents, especially when one has stage 4 cancer???? I wanna beat her nasty face

No. 244417

>>244356
sorry for your struggle anon, I went though that with my mom too. Hope you have a happy ending.

fuck this fish-looking twat waffle.

No. 246774

I have Jenna's address, just in case anyone wants it lol. it took like .00005 seconds to find because she's dumb and uses her full legal name. She also got a ticket in December for failure to pay attention driving & "operate/permit operate unlic motor vehicle"… lmao wtf Jenna

No. 246852


No. 250834

>>240952
I hate to say this but I'm starting to wonder if Jenna is lying about her mom. A few months ago she was a few hours away from death. Jenna also never talks about her mom getting chemo and (though I'm not an expert) I question that someone with stage 4 lung cancer lives that long without treatment

No. 250839

>>250834
Why do you hate to say it? I agree and have suspected this from the get-go, as have several other anons. You're far from alone.

No. 250855

>>250834
What >>250839 said. I mean, if it's true then that really sucks, but she lied about serious stuff before so who knows. as long as she's not using it as an excuse for shitty behavior the I guess we can give her the benefit of the doubt? Idk, that's at least my opinion.

My co-workers uncle died last week from prostate cancer. It was already too late when he found out and it killed him within a month, sooo. Then again, it might depend on the individual, but still, lung cancer?

I also wonder if she lied about school too.

Is no one on Tumblr questioning her numerous name changes lately (ever since she was exposed)? I used to see her ugly mug frequently on my dash, now I don't see anyone even ask where she is.

No. 251073

>>250839
Makes me uncomfortable because it involves someone who never asked to have her personal stuff shared online. Then again if Jenna is lying that's Jenna's mistake and it's only right to question the story

No. 251761

Her valentines day picture. That is not the body of someone who works out for an hour and a half every day like she claims she does.

No. 251766

>>250855
she is going to have a really hard time taking the bar exam because they really vet people's history before they allow them to practice law. I work in the industry and I heard a story once about how this dude was taking the bar exam. the class was told that the last essay question wasn't graded, but they had to write something in so that the scantron reader wouldn't mark the question unanswered and mess up their score. so he wrote in a bunch of profanity, turned it in, and the bar association failed him for that. he can't ever take the bar again. I'm not saying that was right, or comparing that to Jenna's behavior, and I'm sorry if this seems like blog posting but my point is that if they would reject someone who otherwise would have passed, they would certainly reject Jenna for her obviously sketchy and questionable past.

No. 251818

>>251766
Totally agree. My husband is a lawyer and there can't be any dirt on you if you want to practice law/pass the bar.

Jenna probably thinks it's like Legally Blonde and she's Elle… except Elle is sweet and naive and Jenna pretends to have cancer and anorexia.

No. 251834

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Gross.

No. 251853

>>251834
So ana kek
She looks normal tho, okay a bit chubby but otherwise normal


>>251766
>>251818
Really? Idk about the laws and requirements but the first thing that comes up if you google her is this thread and the 3rd result is a change org petition lol

No. 251855

I still want to know what's wrong with her face. Like, is there a name for it?

No. 251857

>>251855
Some anons said it could be williams syndrome but idk

No. 251997

>>250834
my friend's aunt was diagnosed with small cell lung cancer maybe 2-3 months ago. stage 4. died a couple of days ago, so yeah. jenna's mom would most likely have died by now.

No. 252016

>>251997
I'm sorry for your friend's loss :( I've also lost people to cancer and it's horrible. Jenna is a really terrible person.

No. 252017

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This is uncanny.

No. 252018

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No. 252019

woah. Granted that girl actually looks pretty. Jenna looks like a muppet fish thing.

No. 252020

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No. 252190

>>251834
This body would be fine. If she did not claim to exercise excessively every single day and to eat like a dainty little ana butterfly.

>>252020
It's crazy how much this looks like her.

No. 258731

a blog exposed her on myproana a while back and jenna threatened to have her dad sue for slander, soon proof and screencaps came out and she played victim as usual.

I don't feel bad for her at all.

No. 273421

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>>258731
I guess she's pretending to be vegan again

No. 273425

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>>273421
jk that wasn't her but this is and those hands

No. 273426

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No. 273593

>>273425
It's no news that she's chubby and has oversized features

No. 273627

>>258731
link[s]?

No. 273722

>>273627
most of it was on her old tumblr, it's been deleted. but a lot of it is documented here:

>>>/snow/73482

No. 273727

did anyone see that her mom is "getting better" now? the pity party Jenna throws for herself hasn't stopped but she slipped that casually into a post the other day. she's on fewer meds now apparently

No. 273729

>>273426
"Slim"

No. 273738

>>273727
Wasn't she on her deathbed a few months ago? Her poor mom, being used by Jenna for pity from strangers on tumblr

No. 273880

>>273722
That wasn't really much. what is or was her mpa username? this way I can actually search for the crap she's posted in the past.

No. 274075

>>273880
It was jnlewis92

No. 274114

>>274075
I was told that she made another mpa account and she claimed to deactivate the old one.

fitblrexposed.tumblr.com outed her mpa and the current lord swole blog outed the cancer stuff.

No. 274125

>>274114
She did. It might be in one of the old ana threads.

(I'm actually glad that the lord–swoledemort acount is used to expose other people too. So if the anon that runs the account is still here - thanks)

No. 274186

>>274075
Thanks!

No. 274192

The new account on mpa that she made after announcing she left mpa is jnl9281. I think she also had an account called jenlew92. She's crazy stupid, she uses those handles for private stuff as well lol.

No. 276282

>>274192
I havent checked in a long time.

On the other hand, kinda OT but i was on 4chan the other day and stumbled upon birdyallys nudes that were posted in a thread… i messaged her about it so thags most likely why she deleted if anyone is wondering

No. 277372

Why would ANYONE put nudes of themselves on the internet?! Dumbfounding….

No. 280587

>>276282
Wasn't ally <18 in all of them? How old is she now?

No. 280610

>>276282
When she was exposed the first time, someone went around telling people how to find her nudes

>>280587
I think someone said she was 14/16 in the pictures?
No idea how old she actually is. It was said that she lied about being older so she'd fit in better with the popular bloggers. If she didn't lie then I THINK she's 20-21?

No. 280612

>>277372
Attention.
She was sending them to dudes for cash too, iirc

No. 281103

>>280610
Actually there were two links. One anon went around spreading around Allys old tumblr porn blog archives but there was actually way more cp out there….

She lied about being 20 or something to fuck around with older men. She was around 14 when she started doing this bullshit. At one point she was blackmailed by some guys on another image board. She even had made some accounts for porn sites.

If you followed her newest blog she deleted she wrote about how she had slept with 6 guys after breaking up with cody. Sage for OT and not jenna but yeah that's what happened.

No. 281104

Ally just turned 18 in February by the way…

No. 281447

>>281103
I'd kind of say it's okay to talk about her since Jenna used to copy her and it's pisses her off lol

I didn't know about the blackmail. Or forgot about it. There's still a blog that linked to a porn site, but idk how legit it is.

I kind of miss the milk, but am glad she was exposed. Got tired of her shit.

>>281104
Did she actually stat that anywhere? I don't follow her bu she never stated her age anywhere?

No. 284948

>>274125
Jenna posted that she makes $41k per year lmao you wouldn't catch me complaining about money if I made that much. But she talks like she's broke. K Jenna

No. 285006

>>284948
$41k is not that much money… How old are you, anon?

No. 285083

>>285006
lol 3 years post college, thanks for asking. it's not a contest. $41k is plenty of money for a single person living at home with zero kids. the difference is that you wouldn't catch me bitching about spending $1000 on necessary car maintenance and repairs if I made as much as Jenna does.

"$41k isn't that much money" wow cool congrats lmfao (Jenna? Is that you? We all know you lurk)

No. 285086

>>285083
it was cringey and unnecessary for her to publicly state how much she makes regardless of the amount. the median household income in her state (virginia) is only $60k, jenna makes as much as some 2 parent households with children… imo it was tacky for her to mention it at all.

No. 285095

>>285086
yep. but then again jenna has no class and is too far up her own ass to realize how goddamn privileged she is

No. 285310

>>285083
I'm some random mid-20s girl. I make a little less than that and find it to be pretty middling, and probably not a lot if you live in the city and have debt with student loans. Honestly, I don't even know who Jenna is but someone thinking that $41k is a lot of money is just hilarious.

No. 285541

>>285310
Jenna doesn't live "in the city" lmfao she lives with her parents. I support myself on 3/4 of her income with no help from anyone and I do live in a big city. I definitely don't complain about money. If you don't know anything about the cow being discussed then move along.

No. 285760

>>285006
Uhhh that's a shit ton of money when you live with your parents (who own two homes and seem fairly well off) and don't pay any of your own bills. She spends like crazy (and brags about it), until someone calls her out for being privileged and then she cries about how she pays for everything herself (including her mother's cancer medication??? Yeah ok Jenna) and would never ask her parents for help financially.

It'll be a cold day in hell before I believe Jenna has ever paid a cent for anything in her entire life. You can smell spoiled rich girls from a mile away imo.

No. 285763

>>285310
Also that's the point. She not only doesn't live in the city, she doesn't have any student loans because her parents paid for every cent of her education. $41k is plenty when you only pay for Lululemon and Madewell splurges and cute photogenic coffee shop lunches lol

No. 285942

>>285760
thank you lmao

No. 294059

Wtf 41K is more than enough to live on. I'm a teacher and make about $38K (I'm young and recently started teaching). I'm living like a king and saving money like crazy. I'm not stupid with my money… I wouldn't buy lululemon leggings or anything crazy.

Keep in mind Jenna lives AT HOME and has ZERO student loans. She's just some spoiled kid whose parents paid for college getting 41K per year.

My question is how the fuck can she complain about that??

No. 294062

>>285310
Oh yeah, Jenna? You come from rich parents, remember.

41 is more than my single mom used to make and we lived just fine.

No. 294064

>>285310
Check out the global wealth calculator, idiot. If you make more than 41K a year, you make more than something like 99% of everyone in the world.

No. 294066

LOL I did the global wealth calculator and she's more wealthy than 99.47% of the population on earth. And yet she complains.

No. 294069

>>294059
>38k a year
>living like a king

sorry you're poor, anon

No. 294124

>>294069
Wealthier than 98.5% of the rest of the world isn't poor, honey. Have you even been to a developing country?

No. 294127

>>294069
Lives in a house, has a car, up to date technology, no kids to support, doesn't live in the city, lives within her means=living well.

I put $20,000 away into savings every year. I'd say that's not bad.

I legit don't understand how she can blow through 41k a year.

No. 294129

>>294069
jealous? 38k for one person isn't poor. A married couple who each makes that much isn't poor.

No. 294167

>>294129
I think it depends on where you live. 41k is not nearly enough where I'm from but Long Island has a high cost of living in general, about 50 percent higher.

No. 294204

>>294167
Yeah I don't live on Long Island lol

No. 319547

File: 1495514499513.jpg (48.14 KB, 750x742, IMG_5209.JPG)

wow :(

I guess she wasn't lying about this

No. 320031

>>319547
She definitely didn't. I'm so sorry for her loss. I lost a parent too, it's the worst thing that ever happened to me.

No. 320041

>>319547
how do we know it's not a lie? I mean, this is someone who lies about everything.

No. 320055

>>320041
There are tons of condolence messages on her moms social media and information about the funeral.

No. 320064

>>320057
Feeling for her doesn't mean I excuse all her past actions, it's just acknowledging that she is going through the hardest time in her life right now. Her lying about cancer, her ED, her education etc doesn't make this less painful and it's certainly the biggest fear of many young people. I don't know if you've lost a parent, but it's life changing and it breaks you for a while

No. 320080

>>320055
Ahh, ok.

No. 320105

>>320041
I can't stand Jenna but I don't doubt this for a second

No. 353465

It sounds cruel to say this but fucking karma for lying about having cancer. I feel so bad for her mother after all the terrible shit jenna wrote about her too

No. 430677

>>353465
This.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 519606

I wonder if she ever feels guilty for lying, especially considering what happened afterwards.

No. 519661

>>519606
Probably not at all.
It also sucks that someone took the lord–swoldemort name and made it into some positivity bullshit.

No. 520318

>>519661
except it wasn't, me and another farmer took both urls and she jsut chose to make it into a sumbissions blog



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