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A thread for both older and newer cows from indie bands including indie punk rock, alternative rock, grunge and so on, who do stupid things but don't deserve their separate threads. That refers to singers and musicians with unhealthy need of attention, claiming to be "punk" and independent despite being ex models or actors and coming from priviledged backgrounds, guilty of using nepotism to further their careers, reworking old genres, copying older bands or characterized by rude and nonsensical behaviour.
Previous threads
>>>/snow/1279186>>>/snow/1611539Examples of indie cows discussed previously:
Glume/Viola Harlow/Molly Marlette - serial grifter, plastic surgery addict, liar, suspected by many to be a munchie. Claims to be a child star with Judy Garland tier backstory, fed amphetamines by her mother to „work more”
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>>2050666 >Got kicked out of Italians Do It Better deal, asks fans for 19k dollars cause the label „left her with nothing”, refuses to get a job.>Lies about being one of final 3 chosen to play Hannah Montana >>2050666, >>2050670 and playing Shirley Temple on Broadway to „support her poor family”, claims she was pretty much a family breadwinner at 6 years old. Actually child voice actor with maybe 5 computer game credits >>1872242, >>1873316 >Randomly flips between dancing, jumping around and then suddenly using wheelchair, always talking about 1000 super rare illnessess. Hard to say how much of that is true, some people believe her and some suspect munchie arc. >Begs for money but somehow can afford expensive ass apartments (also during her „stuck in Paris” phase), countless animals, surgeries and fillers.>Blames everything and everyone that she „had to” start Onlyfans/Playboy (girl get a fucking job) which now serves as new victim narrative for her new album „Porn Star” >>2076748>Shames people into donating to her countless GoFundMe’s, Paypal etc. (8+ at least and counting) >>1982159, >>2026786 Expects her fans to pay her 150k medical debt >>2050381
>Phoebe Bridgers – self obsessed, smug faced mainstream „queen of indie” who built career on sleeping with her producers and/or sleeping with married men (Conor Oberst, Ryan Adams), having weird threesome dramas, awkwardly smashing guitar on SNL, saying fuck TERFs and using bisexuality as brownie points. Comes from well connected and wealthy family but LARPs as ex busker. Mostly toured with Boygenius and not very active as of late.
>Kelsy Karter – fan of „US hardcore punk” shirts from Brandy Melville, former pop punk, now „80’s rock” singer, with 1000 career restarts and inevitable flops. First tried wonderful tricks as posting fake face tattoo of Harry Styles on her face and singing love songs to Johnny Depp, then came out of nowhere with BMG deal and huge tourbus tours despite having no audience >>1687407, >>1687397, >>1724435 When her BMG pop punk record flopped, she declared the genre „dead” and „untrue” and deleted everything. Currently has a motorcycle gang rock tier band and tries hardest to pander to zoomers. Used to be Amy Winehouse/Lana skinwalker with failed pop projects, genre hopping since 2012. >>1687428, >>1687427, >>1687429, >>1687434
>Delilah Bon/Lauren Tate – TikTok rapper with songs full of Tramp Stamp tier „riot grrrl”/alt cliche slogans, indie equivalent of Machine Gun Kelly. >>2076556, >>2076557, >>2076558 Formely visual kinderwhore Melanie Martinez, now rapper mix of Pink and Christina Aguilera. Used to sing in Hands Off Gretel. Her mom loaded a ton of money just to start a whole record label and make her a star >>1509760, >>1510058 Likes to publish bipolar outbursts (aka posting cRaZy manic clown makeup selfies) >>2002802, >>2002803 and obligatory „I’m so lonely i have no friends” suffering artist posts >>1966335, >>1966337, >>1966338, Dani Miller – white trash/poverty LARP singer of Surfbort and Trashworld, Gucci ambassador known mostly for flaunting her tooth gap
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>Sabrina Fuentes – Pretty Sick singer, representant of model punk genre. Mostly runs around each party place with NYC clubkids with a few short stops for playing shows. Uber rich CEO parents fund everything and ex (current?) irrational No Agency modelling deal provide surprisingly wide net of connections, so she can afford it all >>1752453
>Haley Dahl – singer of Sloppy Jane who loves assaulting her fans’ eyes via performing fully naked, to the point every person in live photos straightup looks away >>1699829, >>1699837, >>1699878 Had weirdo parents who took her to Burning Man festival where she was surrounded by pedos and rapists. Vehemently advices parents to introduce children into this environment >>1699894
>Soap Girls – former teen bubblegum pop duo with South African Universal contract, now typical „punk rock” band with mom as manager >>1643471, >>1643474, >>1643467, >>1643471, >>1643481
>Lambrini Girls – two pasty butterfaced chicks valiantly threatening to beat up TERFs and calling everyone to cancel and shun out sexual abusers from punk scene, yet somehow forget Iggy Pop and his penchant for 13 year olds >>2061088 Persistently promoted by Rough Trade, Iggy Pop, Kathleen Hannah and various OG indie stars for no reason. Other:
>pretty much 99% of men mentioned in the thread are confirmed sexual predators or at least have allegations>and industry plant band denies being a plant and then tells us it’s actually great to be industry plant band >>1687892, >>1687893, >>1687895, >>1687898>some nepo kids show off pigsty crackden as a proof they’re not nepo kids >>1723108>Julian Casablancas messages 19yo, the girl exposes his ass online >>1699793>oddly persistently pushed Irish male plant band KNEECAP, ofc have SA allegations >>1976373, >>1976374, >>1976375, >>2022703>Blackbraid milk >>1886837>Kathleen Hanna, like all of past riot grrrls, regrets announcing herself as a riot grrrl >>1968117, >>1968145 Girls to the front, males fuck off, unless you’re a male in a dress of course >>1974368>Linda Lindas nepo background, harmless but obviously existing as stage parents hobby project >>1696189, >>1696285>Grace McKagan, Duff’s daughter, representative of „model punk” >>1773778, >>1773785, >>1773784>Cumgirl8, sex and hairy armpits tier band, representatives of „model punk”, but obviously more Dani Miller than Grace McKagan way >>1700017, >>1700028, >>1700029,>Margaritas Podridas, the Courtney Love/Kat Bjelland skinwalkers in plastic Temu babydoll dresses. Inevitable Courtney/Kat „she stole my dress!” fallout, now only one female singer left >>1867610>ancien self-milking cow Lexa Vonn >>1618901, >>1618903Links
https://www.instagram.com/violaodetterharlow/https://www.instagram.com/phoebebridgers/https://twitter.com/phoebe_bridgershttps://www.instagram.com/alienzarereal/https://www.instagram.com/therealsurfbort/https://www.instagram.com/sickysab/https://www.instagram.com/kelsykarter/https://www.instagram.com/heatherbarongracie/https://www.instagram.com/skatingpolly/https://www.instagram.com/cherryglazerr/https://www.instagram.com/yostazyo/https://www.instagram.com/gracemckagan/https://www.instagram.com/choirofthemind/ No. 2094874
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Why would she out her doctor publicly like this if he's "risking his job"? She posted a tiktok with him before, he could be identified. (Screenshot is repost from end of last thread.)
No. 2095097
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It looks like one of Glume's victims is speaking out which is why she's throwing a shitfit in her instagram stories right now about how her illness is very real and she is very actually poor.
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No. 2095099
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Of course she got her lapdog husband to defend her
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What's more unhinged is that Glume seems to be pretending to be her parents and commenting on the post… like this is so pathetic but at least it's entertaining
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>>2095099Wait, who is this? Who is this Brittany girl to her?
If that's her dad WKing her in comments for real and claiming she's close with her family… is this man aware of stories she tells about her mother in press? She doesn't paint a bright picture of him either cause it would mean her father did nothing to stop abuse and feeding child with drugs. could be Glume impersonating him
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well, that nonna in the previous thread who wondered if julien baker would troon out was right: she recently got the titchop. gendies and their handmaidens are applauding this, as per usual(spoiler your shit)
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kek is phoebe having an instagram crash out?
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Anyone know anything about Lawrence Rothman. I know they are genderfluid and married to Floria Sigismondi, but are they a cow or just kinda weird?
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Here is a better picture of him. I'm just intrigued and wonder about what kind of story is there if there is one.