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No. 2133999

Kaijuno/Jessica Peck, according to herself and her Tumblr following, is a retired, published, award-winning nuclear astrophysicist with 2 PhDs and a 158 IQ, as well as an author, artist, AI expert, professor, pilot, substance abuse counselor, sex worker, amateur self-surgeon with formal medical training, and the “most interesting woman in the world.”
In reality, all she has accomplished since being dismissed from her undergraduate program in 2017 is scamming her impressionable audience with copy-pasted donation posts about an eviction court date that occurs every single month, leaving her on the cold streets of Michigan, while dying of hypoglycemia and starvation and a myriad of other exaggerated health conditions. Kaijuno has a long history of pointlessly lying about every aspect of her existence, such as claiming obvious AI art as her own, shooping her selfies to have heterochromia, stealing posts from around the web, calling herself a homeowner then begging for rent mere months later.

Copypasta donation posts:
>>>/snow/2082661
>>>/snow/2085526
Callout post debunking her multiple PhDs:
>>>/snow/2082658

Astrophysicist LARP history:
>LARPs as jaded ex-academic who’s seen too much and quit academia due to “government intervention,” having “built illegal machines” and “done math she shouldn’t have” despite not having a single degree and never meaningfully entering academia to begin with
>attended CMU as an undergraduate 2015-2017 studying everything from before being dismissed with a GPA of 0.0-1.49, according to the school’s dismissal policy
>she claims the university hired her as a sophomore student to do full-time research 40 hours a week, alongside working as a proctor and a tutor, and that is the reason she flunked out
>immediately copes by claiming to have been accepted in a top 10 school, “self-publishing” somehow as a rogue astrophysicist
>misrepresents poster project made her sophomore year as her first publication in a scientific journal, continuously using a picture taken as proof of her achievements
>refuses to link papers under the fear of doxxing, but readily shares her full name Jessica Peck on her gofundmes, under which no astrophysics papers exist
>unable to answer basic questions about her field from curious followers
>contradicts self constantly on the highest degree she has achieved (bachelor’s in only 2.5 years? masters? 2 PhDs?)
>a collage of cope >>>/snow/2082930

Miscellaneous lies:
>claims to have grown up in and out of homeless shelters working 3 jobs through college to dunk on other e-beggars, though by all accounts lived with her family before moving out
>makes melodramatic, sappy fake posts about bonding with minorities despite being a “little white girl” and everyone clapping; these garner thousands of notes
>abandoned OnlyFans advertised with appalling photos of her similarly obese moid and Luna Slater body, defensively claims to have been a sex worker making “hella money”

Truthful claims:
>is over 300 pounds >>>/snow/2082759
>too stupid to use an oven >>>/snow/2082701

Previous Threads:
>>>/snow/2082658 (E-Begging Cringe Thread)
>>>/snow/2097403 (Thread #1)

Links:
https://kaijuno.tumblr.com
https://www.instagram.com/jkaijuno/
https://www.facebook.com/jkaijuno
https://www.reddit.com/user/JaylahxPeach/
https://onlyfans.com/jaylahpeach

No. 2134000

Recent Milk
>Dad lore continues: anarchist redneck, drug lord, construction worker, now has terminally cancer again >>2097997, >>2100186, >>2128323, >>2098737, >>2132978
>Claims to have a pilot’s license, moose farm lineage, construction job experience, and street fight skills. Still no job >>2100503 >>2101357
>Greys Anatomy-esque fiction about both of her grandpas, one of which is presumably the moose farmer >>2101529
>Plagiarizes popular tumblr posts word for word >>2101531
>Once in 2023 she admitted she made up lies while manic before rebranding it as genius >>2100517
>Made up boyfriend with multiple degrees and two months to live >>2104778
>Makes up a fake starving stray dog to beg people for money. When asked for a photo of the dog, she starts backtracking and saying the dog was found, tries to excuse herself by saying "well, I don't know if the owner of this dog would consent to me uploading a photo of the dog online!" >>2102190
>She can work on her car for hours and garden but claims she’s too physically disabled to work >>2114391
>Horrifying NSFW Reddit alts and Onlyfans account posted >>2105792, >>2124326
>Claims she's living in a "roach-infested crack motel" and needs $105 to put a down payment on a house in the ghetto >>2108286
>Old bios shows constant lying and identity-shifting (gender, heritage, majors, twin brother who vanishes) >>>2110058
>Claims she got a near-perfect score on the ACT (score she claims varies) and that she was accepted into MIT >>2113150, >>2111303
>Claims to be neglecting her service cat who "signals" when she's in distress in attempt to get donations >>2109440, >>2116164, >>2120325, >>2132247
>Bragging about having POA over an aging parent as a middle schooler >>2117246
>Says no one in her family graduated high school or college, contradicts other claims about her mom and stepdad being nurses >>>2118270
>Balcony fine saga: claims she’s going to sue for being fined for fairy lights and a bird feeder and is being targeted by her "Karen" property manager, but she shares the notice where it says it's for dead plants >>2118467, >>2122023
>Apparently now she's an ex tornado chaser >>2119040, >>2119050, >>2119051, >>2119056
>Claims teacher abused her for reading advanced books and wouldn't let her eat, claims the superintendent of her childhood's school district wants to take legal action after reading her Facebook post >>2121206, >>2127461
>Wattpad/tumblr "Imagine"-esuqe stories about her crushes >>2123679, >>2133316
>Has a tumblr shitpost and TOP lyrics permanently branded onto her body >>2133311, >>2133312

No. 2134001

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Holy shit why would you think anyone cares to read this novel about the origin of your name, and your name is fucking JESSICA

No. 2134002

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bless you OP for making this comprehensive thread

Shes posting about her past life now, as if her current one wasnt interesting enough. Pretty sure her provider cut off her internet (if that’s even true) to get her to shut the fuck up.

No. 2134003

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>>2134002
some more grandiose lies include her extended director’s cut edition of the reincarnation/past life lie where she says she knows an “Army Guy” (this one didn’t make it to tumblr since anti-war lefties would undoubtedly cut their funding) as well as milking her hospitalization for asspats.

Nonnas, did you know Lady Jessica is also a youth addiction counselor now? What can’t she do?!

No. 2134004

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>>2134003
forgot to include the screenshot but it’s here

No. 2134006

>>2134002
"Your payment is due July 15th"
She doesn't even care anymore people will donate even with the reality of the lie right there in words

No. 2134009

>>2134002
she’s either multiple months behind, paying for the highest tier (which e-beggars have no business doing), or both. (my bill is $70 per month for highest-tier gig-speed)

No. 2134074

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>>2133316
I also have this habit. I can start posting more of them too since there are anons who cant read her tumblr. Any specific types of her content that others like most? Some categories to choose from: astrophysicist academia larp, ebegging, druglord-daddy, illnesses, everybody clapped stories, random pointless lies, stories about romantic suitors/crushes.

Astrophysicist larp is funniest to me, so here’s an old post of hers pretending she took a picture that was actually taken by the Hubble telescope according to her instagram post.

No. 2134076

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Great thread Nona! Thank you for putting the effort in, Jessica really is such a favorite cow of mine.
She's that old school retarded and it's a breath of fresh air

>>2134001
She just gonna graze over how she at the ripe age of TWO spoke in perfect sentences? Not to mention how she was able to tell a coherent story with multiple plot lines and a coherent structure?
No? Ok.
Just happy to see gifted kids grow up and make use of their potential like she did.

No. 2134078

>>2134074
Oh just keep em coming. Astro/academia larp is hilarious!
Everyone clapped is also hilarious since she can't stop herself with the "bro, like,… And THEN!" millenialisms. When she combines the two is where she really shines, her "forbidden math" is a straight up comedy masterpiece

No. 2134100

>>2134001
such a genius author couldn't figure out how to spell Harkonen or Harkkonen yet thought of this, for sure Loch Jessie, for sure.

No. 2134112

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>>2134001
This is the only reason why you were named Jessica:

No. 2134142

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she has been milking the dad post lately. it's the first post of hers in awhile to do well (currently sitting at just under 6.5k notes) so I guess the high is getting to her and she needs to keep the story going

No. 2134144

>>2134100
it's just a variation of spelling, nonna. Very normal. Dune makes plenty of alterations of that fare.
>>2134001
>if you've read the last books
>space jewish people
Only in Chapterhouse and they're not space Jews. They're just Jews. I'm not sure what this has to do with the nominative meaning of Jessica because the first book introduces the Orange Catholic Bible and it's littered wth religion and mysticism.
>The bene gesserit witch
Based on how much of a liar she is I don't believe she's actually read all the way to Chapterhouse kek. Not even most Dune fans do. It sounds like this is info drawn from a fanwikia poorly summarised.
>Her name was Lady Jessica for a reason I'm certain
yes it's in the books, Jessica. It's in the books.

No. 2134145

>>2134001
>my mom is Wiccan
Come on

No. 2134146

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>>2134001
here's her post from march 2020 about her time in the ICU. she's added a lot of new, fun details ever since, it seems.

No. 2134170

>>2134074
fuck tumblr for locking people who dont have accounts from reading these masterpieces of retardation. Can you post about her academia larp and ''everybody clapped stories'' she's such an interesting cow.



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