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No. 239030

No. 239044

Lol wait. She really deleted that tweet? Is she so stupid that she doesn't realize that it is still online for everyone to see? If anything, all that will do is draw even more attention to it.

No. 239051

>>239044
It wasn't archived though, but it can't be found on search either

another tweet to be wary of https://twitter.com/Mort3mer/status/404377754134540288

No. 239072

This is why you should always screenshot milk or archive it

No. 239073

>>239072

The screen shot is in the previous thread

No. 239114

>>239073
the screenshot is in OP's image

No. 239116

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No. 239117

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No. 239118

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No. 239121

>>239116
>>239117
>>239118


omg how.
these are…something else. how old are these?

No. 239124

>>239121
i think theyre from about 2011 iirc, might be older

No. 239134

>>239116
>>239117
>>239118

It's like looking at a younger, less fat version of Chel. But somehow equally as cringey.

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No. 239138

>>239135

I take that back. This is even cringier. Something about that "Look at me, aren't I so animu, baka" tryhard bullshit that makes it worse. Try as hard as you want Suzy, you'll never be Japanese.

No. 239146


No. 239154

>>239135
Is this recent? Milky Chocolate hasn't been popular in FOREVER. Neither are those shoes. Also god, seeing this just makes me consider the exact point AP went wrong with all these blank same sweets prints they churn out season after season.

No. 239168

>>239117
It fucking kills me everytime people say she has a nice ass or is "thicc". Wide ass ≠ good ass

No. 239170

>>239168
Thick?? It's flat as fuck

No. 239175

>>239170
GG fanboys (the ones that kiss her ass) go on about how hot she is and how nice her body is. Just look at the comments on some of her Instagram posts. The worst comments were on that one of her in Lollipop Chainsaw cosplay

No. 239176

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Standing next to regular people really highlights how weird she looks

No. 239181

>>239176
she looks like a chinky hamgoblin compared to the chick next to her

No. 239185

>>239116
>>239117
Eugh. She's absolutely shapeless.

No. 239189

>>239176

She looks so fat and sad when compared to regular people. Like all she ever wants to do is sit on her fatass and stuff doughnuts into her face.

No. 239198

>>239154
It is old, probably around when it was popular to dress in that style of sweet.

No. 239202

Can we talk about how, in order to contrast to Dan's skinniness, the fandom now portrays Arin as not only fluffy but also BURLY in art?

What the fuck

No. 239203

>>239202

Or how everyone draws Suzy as a rail-thin supermodel

No. 239210

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Not really milk, but this made me laugh

No. 239214

>>239210
I like Holly tbh.
However, this is as a good a time to ask as any, was there ever a discussion here about Holly allegedly stealing money from someone on a commission or something? I came across it while looking up deets about the BTS stuff from Heroes Of Cosplay, and came across a series of posts about someone giving Holly money to make something, and her never finishing it and keeping the money.

No. 239215

>>239210
That's just gonna make the protesters look worse ffs

No. 239217

>>239135
>>239154
>>239198
It's also a really really bad looking replica. Ew.

No. 239219

>>239210

. . . Godammit Holly

No. 239220

>>239044

She can delete that tweet, but she cant delete the video. Which I think would cause more damage if more people listened to it.

The tricky thing about posting it on a tweet she does is that you have to do it early. So the people who look through the tweet will see it right at ths top. Wish me luck.

No. 239223

>>239210
She's so embarrassing.

No. 239224

>>239116
>>239117
What is she trying to be?? Wolverine or something else? either way, her body is so flabby and untoned, it's pathetic and sad to look at.

No. 239225

>>239176
Also shows how ugly that tattoo is. jfc She really went wrong with that shit design.

No. 239229

>>239224

Exactly. I can't even tell who she is supposed to be, because despite the claws that ain't Wolverine. Probably just a generic "lol aren't I so nerdy because comics" photo shoots. And she still managed to look flabby and average looking back then too.

No. 239242

>>239189
>Like all she ever wants to do is sit on her fatass and stuff doughnuts into her face.
Funny that.

No. 239316

Looks like the main sub is losing heir shit over what Jon is saying on Twitter, some are even unfollowing/unsubbing

https://www.reddit.com/r/gamegrumps/comments/5pw7ra/discussion_jons_been_making_a_bunch_of_political/

No. 239324

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I haven't watched the video but I'm glad she's finally playing with another girl and not using gg like usual

No. 239328

>>239210
I thought the WM was a cool thing but embarrassing ass signs like this is what people are gonna use to make fun of it

No. 239331

>>239316
I wonder if Jontron is even actually friends with GG. He's always going on political rants and follows a bunch of alt right people. I find it really hard to believe since this is so different from the image that GG or at least Arin/Suzy/Holly promote.

Markiplier too (since he attended the Women's March also) he was friends with Jontron at one point and they were supposed to release a video but it never happened

No. 239341

>>239331

He seems to still be pretty cool with Ross. And for as crazy as she is acting now, Holly isn't one of the crazy girls like Suzy who are like "You can't be friends with anyone I disagree with!". But yeah, I imagine the divide is much larger than we think considering the type of people Arin and Suzy are.

No. 239344

>>239324

Yeah. At least she isn't leeching off Arin and his friends for this series. Although she is pretty late to the Until Dawn bandwagon. I'm sure the game has been spoiled to death and they will know exactly what to look for when playing instead of going in black be like everyone else did

No. 239348

>>239344

*blind

No. 239408

>>239316
Honestly, i love Jon's tweets. In a world where everyone is scared to say what they want or else be labeled a 'nazi' it's funny..

No. 239411

>>239316
Based Jon. I love how all the whiny fanboys are saying they love Dan more just because Jon hurt their feelings.

No. 239412

>>239324
I actually really like gamergirlGab. She's fun to watch when she plays with Minx and Sinow. Why the hell is she with Snoozy??

No. 239413

>>239411
Right? Makes me love Jon more honestly.

No. 239418

>>239224
I thought she was some weird Elastigirl (from The Incredibles)/Wolverine combo?
I'm so confused by it.

No. 239423

>>239408
>>239413
>>239411
you all need to learn to love yourselves a little more lol i bet you're the same girls who are always talking abt how you'd fuck him and how cute he is~ while hating on suzy for being fat (i don't have an issue with hating on suzy obviously lol just this sad double standard)

No. 239426

>>239423
People don't dislike Suzy for her weight, they dislike her for being a vapid leech and a liar. On the other hand Jon is actually creative and, while not everyone has to like him or his opinions, he puts a ton of effort into his career and has earned his successes. Furthermore, if you're going to bring up the "double standard" of their weights, Jon has lost a very large amount of weight over the past year, while as Suzy has done nothing but inhale junk food and whinge about her made-up "conditions".

No. 239429

>>239331
I don't even think Mark is really friends with Game Grumps anymore either. He had a falling out with his editors and now they're editing for GG. He should've had a thread when all that drama was going on but now I think it's died down and there's nothing really to talk about

No. 239433

>>239423

With all these "lols", I could swear this was Suzy. But even she wouldn't be dumb enough to come here to white knight herself.

And even then, what do you hope to accomplish by coming here with that "lol learn to love yourselves, quit hating on Suzy" bullshit?

And seriously, no one hates Suzy for being fat. People hate her for being an annoying, fake, unfunny, tryhard gamer girl scam artist who is always looking to blame someone else for all of her problems instead of getting off her fat ass and taking any responsibility.

No. 239438

>>239423
I don't think it's a double standard. There are plenty that don't like Jon. I don't like him almost as much as Suzy nowadays. I don't think his videos are funny anymore. He's annoying on Twitter because of his rants (whether I agree with his opinions or not) he sounds like whiny pissbaby in them half the time

No. 239445

>>239438
>He's annoying on Twitter because of his rants (whether I agree with his opinions or not)
Yeah exactly this, I'm pretty neutral/moderate and can see the merit behind some of his views but I just don't care about his political leanings or opinions, especially since he only seems to get involved when feminism is involved lol. He is of course allowed to say whatever he likes on his own twitter account but that's just now what I follow him or any other youtuber for.

No. 239452

>>239426
>>239433
i have no problem with people hating on suzy (as i said in my comment) i just think it's Sad! that you're all into jontron when he's just as gross as she is

and come on most of the comments made abt suzy (and most people discussed on here) are related to her appearance i don't have an issue with that either (i'm a petty bitch) why not admit it?

all the lols are bc my keyboard is broken and i'm using the in place of periods which is generally understood amongst people who aren't autists

sage for derailing tho let's get back to suzy and agree to disagree i guess

No. 239503

>>239210

Every time there's a full moon out, Holly turns into a snowflake - a WEARE SNOWFLAKE!

No. 239668

>>239452
>"sage for derailing"
>doesn't actually sage

No. 239778

>>239503
Fucking love you, anon. haha

No. 239818

>>239412

gab is just climbing the fame ladder

before she got noticed by her ~senpais~ she often used to @ them on twitter like a thirsty fan wanting attention and she never got it

the only reason they met up in the first place is because the model for Quiet in MGS is also Dutch living in Japan as a model (they went to the same college) and her and Gab sparked connections in Japan and played some games together and, because suzy and arin stan MGS they visited the model when they visited Japan and the model told them to follow Gab

because Gab wasn't there to meet them, she wasn't available, and they suddenly followed her after the model's meetup so yeah, pure connections

ever since she's been up their ass

No. 239835

>>239818

Looks like another fame thirsty hoe looking to hop on Arin's dick for internet fame.

No. 239836

>>239835

she used to be nice but she always stanned arin and suzy and she got extremely lucky by going to the same college as Quiet's model

she does work hard for her videos especially the ones in japanese where she translates them herself but she also opened donations and they paid for her new computer, too

so it's like this weird combo of problematic fave because I recognise how much effort she puts in videos but also dislike a lot of what happens

No. 239846

>>239316
This quote from Tumblr sums it up best: "So because Jon didn’t go to the women’s march and said they aren’t opressed he’s a sexist neo-nazi"

No. 239864

>>239452
>most of the comments made abt suzy (and most people discussed on here) are related to her appearance
no fucking shit
Suzy owns a shitty beauty channel and is shitty at doing make up, picking out clothes that actually fit her, and has trouble wearing them correctly

No. 239869

>>239452

Maybe because Suzy runs a makeup/beauty channel and she is shit at every facet of it. Cakes on way too much makeup, looks like shit. Wears dresses that are way too small because of how fat she refuses to admit she has gotten. Picks out the the most god awful "Look at me and how goth/into creepy shit I am" outfits and doesn't do shit to accessorize them because she is so unoriginal.

No. 239890

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Lunch? Seriously? This is a good example of fat people believing they're eating healthy just because some organic matter is involved

No. 239893

>>239890

Sure Suzy, keep blaming your "thyroid". How stupid is she that she posts pics of all the garbage she puts in her.

No. 239901

>>239890
>>239893
That appears to be fresh fruit, granola, and yogurt? I'm confused. Suzy eats a lot of garbage, yes, but this isn't a very good example of that.

No. 239904

>>239890
>Trying not to post anything political

There are so many political captions that fit this though:


Pork Barrel Spending
The Bay of Pigs Incident
The Belt Stops Here

No. 239905

>>239901

The yogurt is fattening and eating fruit is okay but too much is still a lot of sugar (although natural) for her since she's pretty sedentary. Oats are okay as well as long as she doesn't go over board but it doesn't seem like basic granola, I feel like it's the type of granola clusters to be made with a lot of sugar and additives, but I could be wrong.

Overall it's not a bad choice in itself, but the portion also seems pretty big and too much of it will definitely be fattening as opposed to let's say, binging on vegetables.

No. 239911

>>239890
Aww man, I was hoping for either her or Arin to fuck up

No. 239914

>>239905
That's a completely normal portion size. And fruit sugar is not as bad as processed sugars. Plus it has fiber and nutritions. Is she now allowed to eat anything but vegetables?

No. 239920

>>239914
you're trying to argue with ana-chan logic

No. 239988

>>239214
From what I heard she admitted fault, made up with the person and fixed it.

No. 239999

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The lips. Yikes

No. 240000

>>239914
These people are just nitpicking at this point. Suzy is a pig, but this meal is healthy and the portions are reasonable. If she ate like this more often she'd probably lose a chin.

No. 240016

>>239999
her face really was not designed for such dramatic makeup

No. 240043

>>239999
meh I don't think it's that bad

No. 240050

>>239999
Kek we can still see your tiny upper lip Snoozy

No. 240282

>>239999
Just get some lip filler, boo. You live in LA, no one's gonna judge you.

No. 240330

>>240282
They'll judge her a lot less with fillers than they would seeing that awful lipstick application lmao.

No. 240398

>>239901
Unless its plain probiotic yoghurt and unsweetened granola everything pictured has a ton of sugar. Also see accompanying bottle of honey. No, its not overtly terrible for you, but definitely not a balanced meal. Alright as a light breakfast

No. 240401

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This is the SAME make up look she wears in her newest instagram pic and in the new lootcrate video with Arin.

And guess what: it's another edition of
instagram vs real life.

No. 240406

>>240401
she really needs to handle herself I mean cmon this doesn't even look like this same person

No. 240411

>>240401

Like, who the fuck does she think she's fooling? She looks like a totally different person.

No. 240428

>>240401
Sorry to ask, but how old is Suzy again?

No. 240441

>>240428

26 or 27 I think

No. 240487

>>240401
Does she shoop extensively or does she just know the right angles?

No. 240490

>>240487

She shoops a shit ton and uses filters. She looks like a totally different person

No. 240510

>>240428
At least 27. She looks 40 with her haggard self now.

No. 240514

>>240401
She looks so strange in that video but I can't put my finger on why… it's like she contoured her cheeks to look like she has fillers or something, her entire face is shaped different.

No. 240539

>>240401
She always hides her triple chins so well in her selfies.
Her nose looks so weirdly upturned and spaced away from her mouth in the left picture, more than usual. She looks like a damn alien.

No. 240541

>>240514

Welcome to Gain Grumps. Holy shit they both got fat

No. 240565

>>240541
she was chubby for a good while. shes just straight up fat now. there is no way to spin it.

No. 240566

>>240401
pics like this make me feel like she could genuinely have made it as a 'unique beauty' sort of avant garde model if she was a better person and kept the weight off. she's not always pretty and especially not in candids, but with the right styling and angle she's /interesting/ pretty. Like, I don't find her attractive in the left one, but the exaggerated-art-style features make me stop and look for a moment

No. 240573

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>>240514
she looks fatter than arin holy shit

No. 240703

The portion sizes in the meal she posted could really go either way…if she's active and/or not eating other equally large meals/snacks it would be alright..as someone with an active job and lifestyle I'm amazed at how much I have to eat to maintain my weight. I don't think that's the case though with her and I think she's extremely misinformed when it comes to diet and forgets itdoesn't really matter if you're eating healthy foods if you're still eating too much

No. 240710

>>240573
She needs to stop using highlighter. It makes her face look like a greasy ham.

No. 240744

>>240573
Her saggy chins and jowls. holyfuck

No. 240792

>>240514
> my size is a women's medium
How does she squeeze into that. She looks like she should be an XL, at least

No. 240796

>>240792

Medium? Is she fucking joking?

No. 240798

>>240573
She's getting to that stage of fat where the fat around your face and cheeks starts to swallow up your eyes and make them look smaller.
Considering her eyes were already the size of button holes, she should consider making an effort on not getting any bigger or she won't be able to fucking see at all.

No. 240816

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>>240792
She's always been in denial about her size since she starting gaining weight.
She must be so uncomfortable wearing stuff that small, especially those tight (and tacky) as fuck Black Milk bodycon dresses.
Can you imagine her sitting down in something like this?

No. 240818

>>240816

Good lord this is sad as fuck. Just put down the fork for christs sake you bloated cow. There is no way she would be caught dead wearing this in public without getting laughed at.

No. 240820

>>240816
Her body shape is unfortunate. All of her weight gain is going to her upper body, like an inverted triangle or something.

No. 240833

>>240816

The top I can maybe forgive, it looks "okay" but that might be because of how she's posing. The skirt is at least 1 or 2 sizes too small and makes her look deformed in the middle. I'm not even convinced she can walk in that.

No. 240841

>>240798
Yeah she looks like an ahem "asian" version of honey boo boo's mom because of how much her head looks like a thumb with hair and a face

No. 240909

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>>240816
unless the back of the white collar is thicker than the front, she's getting a neck hump.

No. 240926

>>240909

She's starting develop more chin than face at this point

No. 240948

>>240816
It actually looks painful

No. 241021

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These are pretty accurate faces made when Suzy steps onto the scale.

No. 241058

Have any of the Grumps said anything about JonTron's rant? Not in a video necessarily but on Twitter or anything?

No. 241061

>>241058
Not that I know of
I'm sure Suzy wanted to say something and I'm sure Arin and Dan will vaguely reference it in one of the future episodes or something
I heard that PeanutButterGamer did, but I never really followed his stuff

No. 241064

>>241058

What did Jontron say?

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No. 241068

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>>241065
>>241066

Jontron stayed out of it really, his Twitter is just a big hug box from fans atm.

Pbg had a point, Jon said questionable shit publicly on a stream so why can't he point it out?

No. 241075

>>241061
Huh, I thought maybe Holly would make a vague mention of it, if anyone.
Kind of surprised Suzy didn't but I'm sure Arin may have advised her not too.

No. 241083

>>241065
>>241066
>>241068
fuck ethan is such a huge suckup.
christ get jon's dick out of your mouth ethan.

No. 241094

>>241065
>>241066
>>241068
I mean, I love Jon but I don't agree with what he said there either and PBG definitely does have a point, you're right.
Ethan's response is stupid. He wasn't even 'talking shit' about Jon, he wasn't even being aggressive or hostile at all.
Being friends with someone doesn't mean you have to be a huge suckhole, Ethan; you can have differing opinions and disagree with one another.

No. 241099

>>241065
>>241066
>>241068
Ever since Ethan had that whole thing with Leafy I can't take him seriously. Its like he can talk shit about everybody because "It's the right thing to do", but no one else can. I mean I don't hate Ethan, but he just comes off as a pretentious and hypocritical person sometimes.

No. 241126

>>241094
It's hilarious because Ethan made a video about acknowledging different opinions when Donald became President Elect and yet can't do that here when someone talks bad about his friend

No. 241150

Honestly I never could get behind Jon or his sense of humour

Like fuck sake, the hugbox of Jon's fans is so annoying and they act like he is some god of comedy when really he's… not, not at all

No. 241169

>>241150
I'm conflicted because I really do or did enjoy Jon's content, but he's been sort of disingeneous with his opinions. His tweets about the Womens' March ended with him saying 'you people', so there is some you agaisnt me mentality in play. His opinions sort of throws everyone that isn't his typical demographic of fans under the bus and that's kinda sad because his videos did bring people together. It's one thing to be conservative, but I don't know he's just so passive aggressive about it.

No. 241201

>>241068
Just wanted to add that PBG deleted a tweet in there responding to Ethan's comment about talking shit about your friend with "He's not my friend." That's what the "clears that up" line refers to.

>>241099
Cause Ethan is a massive hypocrite and an immature baby. He tries to act like the dad of YouTube like he's so mature, love ya, appreciate ya, papa bless and shit, but he's really just a cunt like everyone else.

He had a video making fun of the delivery driver from the Papa John's vid, where the big tip joke came from, since it turns out the kid died. I think he had ALS, which explained some of his speech impediment. The entire video Ethan was going on about how he knew it was fucked up to make this video, but he's gonna do it anyway, then showed a link to the kid's obituary page and wow what a surprise his dipshit fans went and spammed it with memes. The funeral home started to remove them when it got bad.

During the whole Leafy drama, he was trying to call him out on making fun of an autistic person, while having a video in his old history titled "Autism Shuffle" to make fun of autistic people. When his fans on reddit pointed this out, he deleted the video without a word.

And back with more of his old videos he had a really fucked up one where it looks like he just did a line and is spazzing out in front of the camera over an image of a survivor of the Boston Marathon Bombing. He was just saying a ton of sexual shit about wanting to fuck that huge gnarly scar and tearing down her appearance. For no reason other than she was doing some pride photo op over being happy about not dying in a terrorist attack and still being able to run marathons. His fans in the comments of the video were laughing about how "It's just satire! You just don't get it!!"

Then after Ethan and Hila cry about being sued and not being able to afford even winning the case, Ethan makes some dumbass comment in his T-Mobile video about considering suing them after they've made their millions for sniffling on camera. Like yeah suing a major telecommunications company won't drain the bank.

Sorry if this is long and mostly off-topic, I just really hate H3H3.

No. 241205

>>241201
We need a h3h3 thread.

No. 241234

PBG took the quote out of context just to start drama and stay relevant. Jon wasn't talking about Syrian immigrants, he was talking about Mexican illegals.

No. 241292

jon is full on redpiller

No. 241300

>>241205
i second this

No. 241318

>>241205
I think so too.

No. 241390

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lol omg

No. 241392

>>241201
I agree, and also think h3h3 should have a thread. I liked h3h3 pre-triggered/political videos. I think he's partially responsible for making anti-feminism and "anti SJW" a huge trend. He quickly became intolerable once he started using buzzwords from those groups and cherry picking videos of randoms to call crazy feminist bitches while giving Joey Salads and other morons with much larger platforms a slap on the wrist. It's completely hypocritical, not to mention his now enormous fanbase of antifeminists goes out to harass anybody he criticizes, and the fact that he's even making videos about things he has no understanding of (politically, socially, etc.) just to stir up hate/drama is plainly irresponsible. tl;dr Ethan is the standard youtube money-grubbing manchild.

Also him running to the defense of Jontron shitting on immigrants was embarrassing, considering him and Hila are ones.

No. 241393

>>241392
Ethan isn't an immigrant I don't think, I think he was born in cali, but Hila def is.

No. 241399

What is her ethnicity?

No. 241411

>>241399
who's?
im going to assume youre asking about hila
she is jewish, shes from israel

No. 241416

>>241392
> I think he's partially responsible for making anti-feminism and "anti SJW" a huge trend.
Christ, he's to blame for all the obnoxious edgelord 12-year-olds? I guess Leafy and iDubbbz also had a hand in that, but now I know I can blame H3H3 as well.

No. 241417

>>241392
It's honestly a little sad. Before you could hear Hila trying desperately not to laugh and some geuninely fun content and now it's just Ethan sperging out constantly over dumb shit. Getting a little off topic though.

No. 241421

>>241201

wtf why are all my old YouTube faves turning so annoying?

idubbbz, h3h3, jontron. based joji will always be awesome. So long as he doesn't start drama about politics / grab Jenna marbles at a meet and greet / lick every other famous youtubers asshole like a creep

No. 241423

>>241390
God damn it, I hate anyone who says 'shook.' It's so fucking stupid. Also, this dumb bitch needs glasses.

No. 241431

>>241421
I don't think Joji ever would. He seems to desperately want to make sure to separate himself from Filthy Frank and his edgy 12 yr old anti sjw fans and make music.

Since the thread is getting kind of off topic I'll bring up something GG related. Did anyone else see the tweet from the GG Twitter that might have possibly been a subtweet towards Jon? Some people are speculating it might be especially because of the timing

No. 241432

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>>241431
This one.

It just doesn't seem like the usual stupid meme shit Brian tweets

No. 241434

>>241432
Maybe slightly about Jontron but I think it's more a general message because of all the stuff currently going on.
Like a nice sentiment for the fans without diving straight into specific political stuff.

No. 241443

>>241421
Fuck, don't jinx it anon it's scary how such great content creators are turning south.

No. 241446

>>241065
Ethan I love you but you're a goddamned idiot. How is disagreeing with someone's viewpoint "talking shit"?

No. 241451

>>241446
It's not even a disagreement, Jontron posted something ignorant/false and got corrected (for lack of a better word). If you can't handle people responding to you, don't spout off stupid shit on your public twitter account.

also lol Ethan's Israeli, maybe he just hates Syrians? Sage for OT

No. 241504

>>241451
Jon didn't mention anything about Syria. He was talking to Sargon about illegal immigrants from Mexico.PBG just put words in his mouth and got mad at everyone for pointing that out. They also pointed out that if he was that upset with Jon that he should talk with him privately and not make a scene on Twitter. As of yesterday PBG has apologized to Jon for his outburst. So, everything's fine in the area at least.

Saging for OT

No. 241527

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>On a roll in competitive tonight #overwatch
Sure you were, Suzy.
I wish so badly that I knew her battletag and could check her stats. Watching her early OW gameplay videos was absolutely painful and cringe inducing. One commenter summed it up it perfectly; "it's like watching my dad try to play video games".
I know people improve and she's almost certainly not as bad now, but I still highly doubt someone as unskilled and airheaded as her could be playing well at all.

No. 241531

>>241527
doesnt she only main mercy?

No. 241546

>>239316
wtf? jon's political tweets are cringey and he's 3 years behind on the alt right /pol/ bandwagon. why's he so angry about a women's march? this is just as embarrassing as his old yahoo answers post bitching about his "abusive" parents for sympathy.

>>240909
>file name
i lol'd

No. 241552

>>241531
She also played Reaper, but her k/ds were so bad they were negative. She wasn't a good support either.

No. 241609

>>241552
Fuck me, and it's not even hard at all to get a positive k/d ratio since assists count as eliminations.
It boggles my mind how she can still be so bad. Meanwhile she boasts about how much of a ~gamur grrl~ she is and how she "plays more video games than your boyfriend~". Embarrassing.

Also, I thought D.Va was one of her mains? Or was the cosplay and shit just because she looks cute?

No. 241633

>>241527
I can understand not being good a game since I suck at most ones, but then why she thinks she deserves to stream them is beyond me. Who is watching her shit?

No. 241641

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>>237332
lol. Suzy actually blocked me after one comment that wasn't even that bad. She probably did so because I got, like, four or five likes on it from other people. It was in regards to the linked picture where she's judging the shoe choice, and I said (even with a semi-compliment included on how she does have interesting wardrobe pieces), she really shouldn't judge shoes when she wears the same clunky pairs over and over.

(so I guess she does read comments after all!)

No. 241644

>>241633
Even if you're bad at a game you can still have fun streams but she's so fucking bland I can't imagine who would watch her aside from Arin's dickriders.

>>241641
Imagine being that fucking insecure lol

No. 241646

>>241641

Doesn't surprise me. The only comments immune from blocking for Suzy are full of pure asskissery and whiteknighting. Anything else counts as "bullying."

No. 241651

>>241644
>>241646
She was nice enough to wait about a week to block me. Maybe she likes to sit down on a Friday or Saturday night, Doritos and Pepsi within reach on the coffee table, and read all her Twitter mentions.

(for real, though: I kind of want her to do a comment-reaction video like Venus did where she just reads some of her "hate" comments she has gotten over the years, but you know she would never do something like that unless she really needed the ass-pats.)

No. 241736

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Guys.
She got bangs again.
They look better than the last time she got them.

No. 241737

>>241736
Her hair looks decent. She also looks almost cute here but it's mainly the filter abuse.

No. 241753

>>241736
It seems like she can't stand hair touching her forehead so let's see how long this attempt lasts.

No. 241756

>>241736

She looks a little more like Jean here. The softer look definitely works better for her (although it's probably just the filter(s)).

No. 241785

>>241756
Honestly, That's what I was thinking… Though, Jean can achieve that defined of a chin without filters.

…in other news, it's mildly killing me not to tell my GG-loving friends how fragile Suzy's ego is since she blocked me after one comment.

No. 241793

>>241736
It's about time. Maybe it'll help balance out that surfboard-shaped face of hers.

No. 241795

>>241756
Agreed
Though she is definitely wearing a lot less eyeliner which gives her eyes more of their natural wideset look and helps her appear somewhat more youthful

No. 241910

>>241736
>>241756
She does, the softer look is 100% better, though she still needs to stop doing her eyebrows so blocky with that ridiculous arch. She looks like a villain.
Her and Traci Hines do the same shit.

No. 241914

>>241795
Yeah, she looks infinitely better without the inner corner/bottom lash liner. It's not really a secret that closing your eyes in completely with liner makes them look smaller so why Suzy does it when her eyes are already tiny is a mystery.

Her bangs still look choppy as hell, though, they're just styled ok. I think once she's doing them herself they're going to look bad again.

No. 241940

>>241736
She looks so cute here
Please let it last. No more drag make up and shit

No. 241949

>>241736
Wtf, had no idea her eyes were such a gorgeous colour? Fuck me suze, do your eyes like this from now on, honestly it looks so much better

No. 241961

Got blocked after linking that racist vid on her tweets. She definitely reads all her mentions as someone said above.

No. 241967

>>241961
She should at least post a tweet or something publically admitting and apologizing for that video. Trying to avoid it and delete any trace of it being mentioned is shady as fuck.
She's pretty fucking ignorant for a sjw.

No. 241974

>>241967
I'm starting to guess she's one of those people who only care and get offended when it applies to her. Like flipping out and accusing people who don't like her of being misogynists. She's silent on every issue except for when she can make it about herself/be a victim.

No. 241976

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This is really petty but lmao @ her using greatful and not grateful. This bitch really can't spell, can she? Even simple words.

No. 241981

>>241976
well, look at who she's married to. arin is borderline retarded tbh, not surprising that they found each other.

No. 241984

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>>241974
This is why she's a piece of shit. She's an awful, selfish person through and through as much as she tries to hide it.
That along with the Etsy scams and thinking anything that has been touched by her hands is worth its weight in gold to be sold to her delusional, ass-kissing fans (eg. shittily framed bugs and free from sponsor hand-me-downs that she only wears once for OOTD videos then sells them off on eBay).
Her being a gluttonous pig and a cringey goffik makeup guru gamer grrl is just icing on the cake.

I swear she has literally no skills whatsoever. Thinking about it now, she's not good at makeup, not good at gaming, not good at outfit co-ordination. Not even good at insect taxidermy.
She used to do art but even those drawings/paintings were kinda…eh. At least that's something she could work on though and might have a chance at eventually producing something decent. Seems like she's too lazy to go back to it and is probably content with earning good money from opening monthly boxes though.

No. 241995

suzy bums me out so bad because i really really wanna support her since GG is such a fuckin sausagefest, but she just owns herself so hard all the time its fuckin embarrassing…

No. 241997

>>241984
She's sort of like a "Jack of a trades, master of none", except she's literally terrible and every single thing she does, and I don't think "meh" really cuts it anymore. I used to think her outfits were pretty cute, but then she got lazy and stopped trying when she gained weight, which I think is pretty unfortunate. I wouldn't it against her at all if she would just stop being such a lazy fuck and stop trying to squeeze her overflowing mounds into medium sized clothing that clearly doesn't fit. Suzy needs to realize she doesn't have her old body anymore; she's delusional, she let herself go, and if she doesn't want to do anything about it, she needs to get over the harsh reality and find some fucking clothes that fit her and stop complaining.

I feel the same way about her make-up. When I liked her, I thought she was really talented, but I quickly realized she was a one-trick pony and she actually has no skill whatsoever–it's just the same techniques over and over again, with maybe an added flair here or there every so often. The same exact can be said for literally every. single. thing. she does.

I guess I could admire her for sticking her toes in the water (taxidermy, gaming, make-up, fashion, whatever), but her persistence in over-selling and over-marketing these things that she's so blatantly awful at is what gets to me. KittyKatGaming! PsychicCircle! Mortem3r! TheTokenGirl on GameGrumps! Every time I'm forced to come across her, and not willingly checking up on things here, I just get irritated. I used to truly, honestly, wholeheartedly like this girl, but her existence is actually a headache to me now. Everything she does is annoying and grating and I can't wait for her 15 minutes of fame to be up. Really wish that racist tweet would have gotten more traction.

Sorry for wall of text, I'm high, tired, and in a bad mood.

No. 242031

>>241546
Im more concerned that hes apparently said women shouldnt be allowed abortions.

>>241504
Like is this a game grumps thread or just a suzy thread because that shouldnt be saged if its game grumps right?

No. 242034

>>241736
Aw she actually looks cute here. I'd be happy for her if I didn't already hate her :)

No. 242192

>>242031
>Im more concerned that hes apparently said women shouldnt be allowed abortions.
>apparently
Maybe you should actually listen to the podcast instead of believing everything you see someone else post?
Jon said he was pro choice on the podcast

No. 242315

>>241651
She wouldn't have any hate comments left she's all ass pats and arm fats I'm afraid

The one place she can't get to is the Facebook comments, every now and then you see a shiner and it never goes away~

No. 242357

She did another 'follow me around' vlog and Arin seems so enthusiastic in it.

No. 242359

>>242357
hes probably relieved that she stopped caking on the eyeliner

No. 242369

>>242357
damn that stylist is such a hog

No. 242383

>>242357
I didn't watch this but from the thumbnail alone she looks so much better with that hairstyle and less makeup. I hope she sticks to this and figures out her eyebrows.

No. 242389

>>242031
Really? Where?

No. 242391

>>242357
Matt's really cute

No. 242394

>>242383
wow…i was thinking it was her sister or something. yea, she needs to stick with that look more often.

No. 242403

>>242357
Let's see how good it looks when she actually has to style it herself.

No. 242421

>>241995
I feel this so hard anon

No. 242452

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the youtube comments are such a fucking goldmine lmfao

No. 242457

>>242357
i wonder with the recent weight change and lack of hair dying if she's expecting

No. 242461

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>>242452
>Suzy
>Work Ethic

No. 242462

>>239030
>>241997

I was just thinking about this shit the other day. Suzy would be a lot better if she found a niche and stuck to it.

It's not that she likes multiple things, it's that she believes she's amazing at all of them. Her "I'm a total gamergurl/nerd who also loves anime/japan and cosplay but I'm goffic and enjoy ~ weird~ things like insect taxidermy plus I model and make art and am really into fashion and make up and-" persona is…sad. She's mediocre at most of the skills she portrays herself as having, though she could be better if she worked harder at it.

Hate to compare her to Holly, but Holly is a good example of someone who has multiple interests but you can tell they're genuine. Unlike Suzy, who's screaming "LOOK HOW COOL I AM! DON'T MY INTERESTS JUST MAKE ME SO UNIQUE AND SPECIAL?", Holly just likes what she likes and shares that online, end of story.

No. 242496

>>242452
What the fuck is this guy going on about? I can't imagine it being relevant to anything. I will never understand how people like Suzy on a pedestal and say things like "dark goddess" unironically.

No. 242572

>>242452
Holy shit, is this a troll?
I can't believe anyone would say so many blatantly false and laughable things. They must be taking the piss.

No. 242577

>>242031
He was a bit of a dick about it but all he said is that the US government shouldn't cover abortions. Which, as far as I know, it never did?

No. 242590

>>242577
Foreign aid is/was used for many things including providing access to abortions as part of womens health programs. Outside the US of course.

No. 242683

>>241527

Apparently one of her battlenet name is SleepyReapy. Someone on the main sub posted playing some matches against her and Barry. No surprise her stats are complete shit. She may use another profile for competitive since this one has no time played for any characters in that mode.

No. 242699

>>239117
absolutely no ass

No. 242705

>>241984
jesus, the butt on the bunny one. How did she look at these and think "good"?

No. 242706

>>242705

Because she doesn't have anyone to tell her otherwise

No. 242709

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>>241984
She is legitimately either mediocre or just plain bad at anything she does but carries herself with a completely unwarranted levels of pride haha

No. 242710

>>242709

It's no surprise no one bought any of these. She is complete trash.

No. 242737

one thing the rest of the grumps have over Suzie is that they don't respond to or delete hate (as far as I know) and can actually joke about the hate. I remember Dan joking about being called a kike and to die in a barn fire but Suzie doesn't even acknowledge her hate other than trying to delete them/blocking people.

also; I think it's weird that Dan doesn't get as much hate for not being good at conventional games or not knowing much about gamer culture just because he's male. like if he were a chick, people would be on his ass for being a fake "gam3r gurl" and being so mushy and emotional all the time. that being said, I think Dan has the best comedic style on the show and doesn't always rely on stupid antics to get by (key word being always). He mostly goes on what's happening in the game and using it as a starting point or tells some funny/interesting stories. out of all the grumps, he'd be the only one I'd see live if he did a comedy show.

No. 242746

>>242737

This sounds like Suzy's bullshit "I only get hate because I'm a girl and literally nothin else" excuse.

Dan gets tons of shit for not playing games on the show. Even worse when he spends the majority of the time looking up useless shit on his phone. Except he seems genuinely excited and interested about games he never played before. His excuse is that he was simply either too old (especially for stuff that was big in the 90s like Pokémon) or was a point in his life where video games weren't a luxury he could afford, aside from getting high all day and playing Morrowind.

He doesn't proclaim to "know more about video games or play them more than your boyfriend" like Suzy does. Suzy gets shit for being an annoying, unfunny, fake tryhard who wants everyone to think she is this totally perfect and amazing gamer gurl. It doesn't have shit to do with her being a girl. Even if Dan was a girl, because of his personality and sense of comedy, he'd still be well liked. Sure, he'd get a bunch of obviously dumb sexist comments, but he'd still be Dan.

No. 242754

>>242746
I agree anon,
Suzy is very vocal about being a 'hyuuuuge' fan about this and that game when she clearly time and time again show no real knowledge or skill with the games. Its fucking easy to say youre a fan of something when your SO has borderline hoarder levels collections of different geeky subjects. At the most she has backseat gamed while Arin has gone through a MGS game and even on her channel she backseats alot of the games and when shes the one playing shes disasterous.
The thing that truly gets to alot of us is that she doesnt even admit shes garbage at the games, she cant make fun of herself and show any self awareness. She just immedietly bitches about her team members, the game bugging or anything that doesnt point to her lacking in skill.
She seems to have used her teens doing nothing but spend time being the 'not like the other girls' chick who hung around boys and got put on a pedestal (i mean shit weve all seen the creepy ass animation Arin made) So she lives in her own little bubble where any criticism is just an 'unnecessary' comment and theres always an excuse!
Shes an extremely sheltered adult who cant help but always put herself in a positive limelight, like during that one video with holly and Ross where she goes from saying she was super popular in school to being super bully victim because Holly had a real moment and opened up about being a victim of bullying.
Her personality is simply vile and before Arin ever even hit it big with GG her tweets were always selfish like needing a car because she doesnt want to walk for ten minutes to the store or the god awful racist tweets.

Suzy had always been a cow and now her outsides are starting to match her insides.

No. 242805

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It's kinda sad they have to apologize and clarify they're joking with her in order to not hurt her feelings.

I try to avoid videos with Suzy but do people really not joke with her like that? Not even Arin?

No. 242811

>>242805

Jesus fuckin christ what a sensitive little crybaby. You can't say shit to her without walking on eggshells and couching it in so many damn apologies so her feelings don't get hurt. Like, how can anyone stand to be around her?

No wonder she doesn't have any friends outside of YouTube. You make even the slightest joke or make the mistake of correcting her, she immediately gets triggered and calls you a hater or a bully. Arin must have the patience of a saint or thinks getting to put his dick in her is a fair trade off, because I would have dumped her ass years ago.

No. 242815

>>242805

Yes anon. In her unboxing videos and episodes they do together on KKG/Game Grumps, he doesn't joke with her at all. He makes the slightest jab, and it is immediately met with "Come on, that's enough of that", like he is embarrassing her in front of the Internet and it immediately gets shut down. The difference is night and day compared to with Dan, where he has no problem making fun of him, where as Suzy's fragile ego can't handle even the slightest bit of ridicule and not being seen as the perfect snowflake that she thinks she is.

No. 242863

>>241976

>greatful


Holyshit, she is actually retarded

No. 242940

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>>242357

Arin looked less gross than usual. Suzy doesn't look terrible, but her uneven eyeliner bothers me. It's like she didn't even try to make the wing match.

Anyone else think they both look…rough for their age? Both Suzy and Arin have aged a lot in the past couple of years. It might just be the weight gain, but for people in their late twenties you'd think they'd look more youthful.

No. 242951

>>242940

That's what happens when most of your life is sitting on your ass for hours on end. Literally every online personality balloons in weights after a few years because they live incredibly sedintary lives that's don't require much activity at all. Couple that with a shit diet and no gym time, then you get what Arin and Suzy look like now.

No. 242959

>>242940
Ever since Suzy gained all that weight, it's made her already small features look even tinier on her ever growing face. She's beginning to look very downzy.

No. 242961

>>242754
>At the most she has backseat gamed while Arin has gone through a MGS game and even on her channel she backseats alot of the games and when shes the one playing shes disasterous
I seriously fucking despise that and don't understand why more people who watch her videos don't call her out on it.
What the fuck is the point of uploading let's play videos on Suzy's specific channel if she doesn't even play the game?! They might as well just put it on GG.
It's so pathetic that she's that much of a boring person (and an awful gamer) that she needs her husband or whoever else to be there and/or play to possibly make it interesting.

>>242940
Like above anon said, their diets and sedentary lifestyles have certainly taken their toll. Suzy looks hammy and disgusting, Arin has gained weight too, obviously, but he looks more exhausted than anything nowadays. He always looks completely knackered, especially when he appears in Suzy's ever so thrilling unboxing videos.
I kinda feel for the guy, really. It seems like he does a lot of the work while Suzy just lays back guzzling Pepsi and scoffing down Doritos while occasionally uploading the odd lazy KKG video or Meitu-abused selfie.

No. 243027

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She's gonna be even worse at re7 than Arin

No. 243049

>>243027
I don't see her progressing at all. She won't be able to figure out even the piss easy puzzles. She won't be able to navigate through the fucking game without getting confused. I'm calling it now.

No. 243070

>>243049
She'll probably blame all her inadequacy on the fact that it's first person and how it's not a "troo resi game!!!" and get stuck after the first boss encounter.
Re7 was really great imo, but I feel Suzy will act like it ain't shit to appear ~cool~ and like a veteran fan.

No. 243093

>>243027
>in to the office
Quit trying to make it seem like you have an actual job Suzy

No. 243106

>>243070

She's never once mentioned being a Resident Evil Dan, so I can't wait to see her lie and pretend like she's been a fan since day one like she does with Metal Gear.

>>243093

I think that's what probably pisses me off the most, that she acts like she has this grueling 9 to 5 shit job with intense physical labor. Bitch, you sit on your fat ass all day playing video games while stuffing your face with Doritos and Pepsi. Stop acting like your job is difficult at all. You're not relatable at all and no amount of pretending you hate Mondays like everyone else will change that.

No. 243107


No. 243110

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>>243106
She did once post a picture on instagram of her 'ware'ing a S.T.A.R.S. hoodie, but that's all I recall.
No doubt she'll pretend to know more than she really does about the series.

No. 243115

>>243110

It's no different than the shit she wears in her ootd videos. Just stuff she puts on to pretend like she is a fan of stuff and she never wears it again. She'll no doubt pretend like she was a fan since the first game and start spouting unfunny stale memes associated with series like "lol master of sandwiches! See? Aren't a such a huge resident evil fan? Only a true fan would reference that!"

No. 243145

>>243110
Holyshit, I hate her so much. She is the epitome of fake gamer.

No. 243146

>>243110
>ware instead of wear

>were instead of wear


Why can no one fucking spell on her IG?

No. 243147

>>243115
"Master of sandwiches" holy shit. I agree. RE isn't complicated to play and they've been around for so long that there's tons of walk throughs and stuff online. Most of them are available on a bunch of consoles. They're very accessible games. I just doubt Suzy would spend time playing them when it's easier to "ware" the merch and claim she's a huge fan.
Now that I think of it, I'm really glad she doesn't go around saying she's a huge silent hill fan while wearing a t-shirt of movie Pyramid Head.

No. 243160

>>243147

Yep. Just how she claimed she was "a huge Bioshock fan" and she was "wareing" the damn Big Daddy catsuit backwards. Then she proceeded to block anyone who pointed it out and her retarded fans kept defending her with shit brain excuses like "She can wear it however she wants!"

No. 243164

>>243160
She's so sad. Really, blocking the people that were just telling her that she's wearing her fucking outfit backwards?
Any reasonable person would be like "whoops, my bad guys!" and probably retake the photo with it on properly.
She has such a delicate ego, it's a wonder that she still chooses the internet fame life. Guess she can't live without all the ass-pats.

No. 243167

Why is OP image spoilered? It's not NSFW

No. 243169

>>243167
It's a glitch, it's been happening to random threads.

No. 243182

>>242737
They all have egos made of crepe paper, to be fair.

There was one GG episode (Dark Souls 2 maybe? idfr) where they said something to the effect of, "We appreciate all your comments but we don't actually read them because eventually we'll find one that will hurt our feelings!" Two grown ass men in the public eye either can't tell the difference between constructive criticism and h8ters, or they can't handle any feedback that isn't sucking their arseholes.

I don't know what's worse; vigilantly blocking out anything remotely negative and creating a hug box for yourself, or straight up ignoring your fan base to spare your precious feefees.

No. 243188

>>243182

I think I remember them also saying something along the lines of reading all the comments in stupid voices to take the sting out of them.

Although I contend that Suzy is still worse. She blocks anyone who dares to criticize or make fun of her and deletes any comments that aren't kissing her ass telling her how great she is. She's always looking to play the victim and beg the internet for asspats and thinks everyone is out to get her and never once acknowledges how much of a shitty person she is. She just assumes you're making stuff up and inventing reasons to not like her because she couldn't possibly be at fault for anything.

No. 243190

>>243160
Not to mention in the video she says "like the potion" when referring to the VIGORS. No fan in history has ever called a Bioshock vigor a "potion"

No. 243191

>>243190
I got so fucking #triggered during her bioshock attire video like i went full autist cause Bio is one of my fave vidya and she manages to wear the big sister suit backwards and shat all over the Vigors yet manages to call herself a 'hyuuge' fan and lmao with RE7 out shes wearing loud af merch cause she cant be low key about anything…

No. 243192

>>243182

Case in point: Her "black people" tweet.

Instead of just owning up to it and saying, "Yes, what I said was stupid and ignorant at the time, and I have grown to not think or say such hateful things anymore", she instead deleted it and tried to pretend like it never happened so people won't see how much of a racist shitbag she is.

No. 243369

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She's spelling grateful correctly now.

She must have the spellcheck off on her phone. She should put it back on so she'll stop exposing her illiterate self.

No. 243381

>>243369

This whole "#greatful" thing sounds like another excuse for her to brag about how awesome her life is to everyone.

No. 243401

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>>243369
That post reminds me of this. How fucking basic can you be?

No. 243524

>>242709
maybe it's a self-portrait

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No. 243547

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>>243525
Scrolling past and had to tweak it so it reads better

No. 243552

>>243525
>>243547
I have never seen people age so fucking badly, oh my god.

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No. 243554

>>243525
The further you go the more arched her brows get

No. 243568

>>243547
>>243552
There's a huge deterioration in quality as well. The first two look properly lit and slightly more crisp than the proceeding images. I wonder what happened. Did she sell her good video equipment for more twinkies?
They look like they're going to hit a dive bar in the last one. They look especially trashy.
I guess this also just goes to show that Suzy did at one time put more effort into her appearance and her videos. Now she must feel comfortable enough to upload whatever garbage she wants since she knows her fans will eat it up. It's depressing.

No. 243641

>>243190
Yeah, you are immediately a fake fan for not calling them vigors. wtf snoozy

No. 243645

>>243525
>Suzy goes from semi human to miss piggy

>Arin goes from basic white to dirty greasy spic

No. 243658

>>243645
Yikes.

No. 243680

Ok heres a question which might have been answered before in other thread which i cant find but-does she get her "outfits of the day" free/is she sponsored? Because someone posted screenshots of her ebay (which i cant find) of her selling a load of the outfits she featured.

If she is buying these to make the videos and not sponsored then…whats the point? Like why do the whole gamer goth image especially as its not unique. Either way she must be loaded.

No. 243694

>>243680

I'm sure that if her videos were sponsored, she'd legally have to say that they were sent to her for promotional material. But since she doesn't do that, I'm guessing she buys he dresses herself just to show off and then dumps them on eBay shortly after without ever actually wearing them in public.

Although considering the shady type of person Suzy is, it wouldn't surprise me if the dresses were for promotional purposes and she didn't tell anyone to keep up the illusion that she is loaded and has a wardrobe that other girls would be totally jealous of.

No. 243698

Suzy has unconventional features but isn't ugly imo, esp when she styles herself correctly.
The thing with being "unique" looking however is that the slightest weight gain, bad haircut or general wrong styling crosses you easily into from intresting into fuggo territory. Suzy in particular looks inbred since she gained.

No. 243770

>>243525
Is arin wearing eyeliner in the last one or is the lighting just shitty?

No. 244238

>>243770
Wouldn't be surprised if he was tbh

No. 244244

>>242357
Fuck how can she continue to post videos when she's gotten so much noticeably fatter? I mean couldn't she just do her kittyKat gaming without a face cam and still get more views than her makeup videos if she fills them with guest starrings? I mean I guess it's good to be confident in yourself but you can't really complain about fat comments when each video you post you're much bigger…

Also arin looked alot nicer in this, maybe it's because I'm used to seeing him with that shity ass of a mess man bun but honestly he looked pretty nice in this video, maybe because he isn't wearing a tanktop that shows off his flabby arms?

No. 244326

>>244244
ok yea but to be fair you care way too much, probably more than she does if you're suggesting she stop posting videos or stop showing her face lol. suzy is a fat sausage shit but i haven't seen her complain about people calling her out on it.

she's going to do her and you're being a retard. go back to MPA

No. 244440

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I'm sure everyone would love to see you suck ass at Overwatch for two and a half hours while stuffing your fat mouth with Doritos and Pepsi and then give up after losing constantly. Because your mediocre channel deserves as much celebration as that.

And go fuck yourself with this "limited edition t-shirt" bullshit. Which I'm sure will be just another cheap blatant rip off that you will scream "It's a parody so it's fine!" because you don't have a single iota of creativity or originality in your fat flabby body despite your claims of how "unique", "dark" and "edgy" you are.

No. 244495

>>244440
Why is she so obsessed with Overwatch? First it was Monster Hunter that she wouldn't she shut up about and then OW came along and she jumped on that. It's hilarious because she horribly bad at both games.

I'm guessing she'll ask Linzbot or whoever to draw her another design for her shirts. They'll probably be overcharged since they're "limited edition".

No. 244531

>>244529
Don't forget her MGS phase

No. 244558

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>>244326
>suzy is a fat sausage shit but i haven't seen her complain about people calling her out on it

No. 244568

>>244495

It's because it's the popular game right now and she can easily latch on it to prove how much of a real "gamer" she is.

No. 244609

>>244558
>loosing
>buisness

Why is she so stupid?

No. 244665

>>244558
>I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY ABOUT MY WEIGHT
>But lemme make sure to tweet about it, y'know, just to prove how little I care

No. 244679

>>244665

It's literally her job to be a public figure. Did she honestly not think anyone would point out how fat she has gotten? She is so god damn insecure.

No. 244694

>>242357
Better, but she still looks like Björk gained 50 lbs.

No. 244731

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>>244558

I haven't gained a single burp pound.

No. 244757

>>244495
Those Monster Hunter videos were always such a pain to watch. She claimed she was a "HUUUGE" fan and had been playing since 3, yet she was always being carried by the other person and didn't even know some of the basic controls?

No. 244763

>>244440
>next moth
All of these little typos she makes irritate me, I mean it would take like 5 seconds to proofread your tweets before posting. English is her 1st language, too, so it's just laziness

No. 244781

>>244757
Suzy claims to be a fan of monster hunter? Lol, they're not easy games, Snooze. I just wish she would try any of the BloodSouls games. She apparently enjoys games where you have to do more than "hit the thing".

No. 244961

>>244781
Same, but I think she knows she wouldn't be able to even kill one of the weak starting area enemies, so she won't touch those games.
This is the girl that would stand in one spot while shooting, making herself an easy target in Overwatch because "it's hard to move and shoot at the same time".
Would be funny though. "Duuude, this is SO unfair!" "What! I totally dodged that just then! What the heck!".

No. 244965

>>244961
Her Overwatch suckage is what makes me wish I played it on PC instead of XBOne because while I'm average at best at every vidya I play, I am at least competent enough to figure out how shit works after five minutes… which is something both she and Arin seem to have a hard time doing.

No. 244984

>>244965
It's amazing. In one of her videos she's put in a situation where her entire team is either dead or respawning, and 5 of the other team is standing in their team's flag room. She's playing Symmetra, and has a teleporter that's good to go.

Now the smart thing to do would either be to throw down the teleporter, and wait for the rest of your team to show up before pushing in. Or if you don't feel like using your ultimate, you could retreat back towards your team so you can push in together. It's about a 10 second walk at most.

Suzy does neither of these things. After seeing most of her team get chewed up (as they run in by themselves, coincidentally), she throws up a photon barrier and runs into the flag room by herself while aimlessly spamming projectiles.

It ends precisely as well as you'd expect.

No. 244990

>>244984
Same Anon you're replying to but I typically main either D. Va or Soldier because I'm a pleb but can get at least 2 golds as them… and yeah, I can imagine how good Snooze is. OW isn't a hard game if you can figure out at least 5 characters you're sort of good at any shooter (2 characters for sure as good ones and 3 back-ups… or, at least that's what I've done) but for some reason she manages to make it look hard. I don't even play with my rl friends because they're spread amongst both PC and PS4, but my teams have managed to have this understanding based upon the characters chosen. Is PC really this much different from console? Honest question. Like, I work with a guy who is legitimately in the top 5% of Soldier players on PS4.

No. 244996

I just watched some of her OW videos and she's level 300+ and still this bad omg

No. 244997

>>244990
Does anyone know Suzy's full btag? I want to look up her stats.

No. 244998

>>244997
jk found her

http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Sleepyreapy-1347

>dem kdas

>dem winrates
>still only gold ranked

She's clocked so many hours and still manages to be terrible. How. It's like ForeverKailyn tier failure of time vs. improvement.

No. 244999

>>244997
The one that shows up on her Overwatch unboxing videos is SleepyReapy, though I'm not sure if that's her legit one?

>>244998
Ohhh yeh. That looks like her. didn't she say she recently clocked 100hrs as Mercy? My rank 59 ass (who only played the ranking matches for competitive and maybe a couple outside of that? One for sure I quit because it accepted me into a match while I was in a group chat deciding what we would do fml and lost 50 points because I dropped out.) is ~300 point below her. We're both Gold. I outrank her in everything except healing lol… but once again, it's on XBOne and not on PC Master Race.

No. 245209

>>244998
I think she has a couple of other accounts too, because I found this one https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/career/pc/us/SleepyReapy-1990 which also mains Mercy and Reaper and has a second Korean battletag connected to it with the name 'Meepzy' and her abandoned animation channel was called Meeperfish.

No. 245255

>>245209
If that's also her, across 2 accounts she's collectively level 500+. That is a LOT of time played. There is almost no excuse for her to lack the fundamentals of the game at this point, barring mental retardation or being under 10.

Blogpost inc but OW is my first fps I've played for more than 5 minutes, and I'd say I'm average as fuck at gaming overall, but at level 90 I placed 2600/plat and managed to grind up to masters this season. (I'm definitely not good enough to go higher.) like, she's married to Arin, whose life and career revolves around playing vidya, but she's still terrible - then I remember that he's terrible too. Both of them are godawful at games for no reason considering how much they play.

(Kind of ot but if being gold is standing still and shooting because "moving and shooting is too hard" then I'm really curious what bronze games are like lmao.)

No. 246618

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How about next time you try not being such a condescending bitch and not be so transparent that you don't care about sports, but you still are so desperate to remain relevant so you still tweet about it, as impossible as that is for you.

I just think it's incredibly douchey when "geek/nerd" leaning people so the whole "Durrr, sportsball" shit. I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate it if people made fun of her like that for liking video games or anime. I mean, you "work" on a channel with someone who is a huge Giants fan and does a podcast about football. Is he suddenly one of those knuckle dragging idiots your are making fun of Suzy?

No. 246831

I watch her Until Dawn playthrough simply out of curiosity and she can't press buttons properly. It took her two or three tries to do anything when the buttons were RIGHT ON THE SCREEN. Holy fuck how can anyone watch her and how can she think she is any good at video games?

No. 246838

>>246618
Damn anon I can tell she really touched a nerve lol. Though I agree it is pretty lame when people have that attitude about sports. I mean I don't care about sports at all but people who go out of their way to say "HEY I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT SPORT EVENT THING GOING ON THAT EVERYONE ELSE LIKES" are always a) attention whores, and b) still bitter towards the popular people from high school.

No. 246874

>>246618
Suzy doesn't like sports because watching the fit athletes and dancers probably triggers her. Its funny. It would actually do her some good if she casually spectated a sport like football or basketball. She can learn the rules of a game and apply that discipline to her vidya. Kek

No. 247070

File: 1486534672246.png (91.02 KB, 640x677, IMG_8844.PNG)

Not that I don't disagree but I'm pretty much convinced now that Snoozy is only a sjw when it benefits her

No. 247085

>>247070
It's so funny because we all know that Suzy and Arin are lowkey racist but still try to be super PC because a big portion of their fan base is on Tumblr. I mean Oney is one of their closest friends and he's one of the most un-PC people ever

I wish someone would save that video of them saying nigger and just cut out that one specific part and post it every where

No. 247099

>>247070
Awe snoozy are you upset other people are using your shitty tactics to get attention?

No. 247195

>>247085

Honestly I really want this video to catch on. I want to hear this excuse. That video could destroy them if it got attention imo

No. 247238

>>247085
>>247195
ask and you shall receive

No. 247239

>>247238

Thank you anon. Now how doggish would it be if we were to post this vid on fanart suzie's gotten? I bet she'll ignore the vid if post it on her personal tweets.

No. 247278

>>247239

I say tweet it at her in her replies whenever she posts. Sooner or later her fans will catch on.

No. 247283

>>247070

Funny how she is the exact type of person he is talking anbout, yet she tries to act like "Fuck those guys, they're pretty crazy amirite? Glad I'm not one of them"

I feel like he, much like Arin's other Newgrounds friends like Stamper, Zachary and Spazkid only put up with her bullshit because she is Arin's wife. If she wasn't married to him, she'd be the exact kind of over sensitive, tumblrina special snowflake, who thinks everyone who doesn't like her is sexist, that they constantly shit on.

No. 247706

>>247283

The reason anyone deals with Suzy is because she's Arin's wife. Notice how she has virtually no friends of her own and all her "friends" are Grump-related. Everyone else has actual non-Grump friends but her. People definitely tolerate her, but no one seems to just call up Suzy and go "wanna hang out?". It's kinda sad.

No. 247712

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leaning forward so hard she's about to fall over

No. 247723

>>247712
Her body looks okayish here and yet, there's clearly a 2nd chin…

No. 247746

>>247706

Yeah, that is pretty sad. She has no "friends" outside of YouTube, mostly because how important she wants to feel. She wants to be able to say that she is "friends" with all the popular people because she is still that lonely insecure girl in high school that everyone ignored. Anyone who isn't looking to leech fame from her husband wouldn't even think to spend any sort of extended time with her.

No. 247753

>>247712
why is her head so big and her body so small

No. 247759

>>247712
…you know her ass has got to be hanging out of the back of that dress (tunic?).

But kudos to her for wearing different shoes and some tights? I personally think this outfit would look better with a skirt or dress that flared some? I think it would be more flattering for her… but Snooze has a difficult time realizing what is and isn't a good match for her figure.

No. 247763

>>247753
she photoshopped her head bigger and vertically stretched the image so that her limbs look longer and thinner

No. 247765

>>247712
The truth is in her poor stretched legs. Pretty good shoop tho.

No. 247814

>>247753
Bad angle + bad pose + bad everything. I also think she just has a big head anyway

No. 247820

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No. 247822

File: 1486620260749.png (223.74 KB, 640x778, IMG_8848.PNG)

I thought she was wearing tights at first. I didn't realize she was that pasty white

No. 247824

>>247820

I'm sure stuffing your fat face with that extra doughnut is very tiring Suzy. But you can go fuck yourself with that bullshit. You don't do any actual work and you just sit on your ever expanding fat ass, stuffing your face with Doritos and Pepsi while playing video games. Stop pretending like you work some grueling 9 to 5 labor intensive job.

No. 247828

>>247824

agreed. I understand she says she's "tired" to be #relatable but she complains so fucking much it's ridiculous. she doesn't do shit and she's the least hardworking of the grumps. so irritating.

No. 247831

>>247820
Her face is "off" somehow
Reminds me of Benedicf Cumberbatch

No. 247833

>>247820
For the millionth time that inner corner liner does her fastard eyes no favors. Otherwise I think she looks nice here and not super filtered.

No. 247834

She looks good

No. 247835

>>247834
>She looks photoshopped

fixed that for you.

No. 247843

>>247820
This does not look like the face of a 27 year old. Her and Arin look so rough

No. 247844

>>247820
Like does she not remember when she was broke and working retail? That shit is forever tiring.

No. 247900

File: 1486646328581.jpg (19.49 KB, 300x450, 300x300.jpg)

If you have a look at some of her oldest pics you can see how small her actual bone structure is, shes probably gone from overweight to obese for her height and bone structure.

No. 247906

>>247900 wow I never saw this picture. she really could pull hot off ._. even with a pic as weird as this. and that's a gothy look that looks good! damn suzy lose the weight

No. 247931

>>247900

She's always looked weird and alien looking, even when she was thinner. Not sure what people are seeing when they say she looked "hot" back then.

No. 247941

>>247931
I think she was unconventionally attractive when she was thin, her squinty features don't work well with how bloated she is now. But even if she lost the weight it's not going to change her boring personality and lack of talent. In old pics like >>247900 make up and styling were all done by other people.

No. 247946

i see what you mean. she may be thin here but she still looks like she's carrying extra weight. i suppose she has like the minimum amount of muscle mass to be thin and look that flabby

No. 247955

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>>247946
She was skinny fat when she wasn't overweight, never really had any muscle definition or "tight" body. It wasn't too bad of a look but it's laughable that she thought she had any chance at being a real model back in the day. Just look at her in her bikini shoot. Soft body, conveniently hiding the little roll you know she has at the lower waist/hips.

No. 247956

>>247831
He also has wideset, beady eyes, a nostrily nose and long philtrum like Suzy

No. 247966

>>247955
This looks very retro, she might have been able to get away with some low-key alt modelling. But yeah, nothing very high-end.

No. 247969

>>247900
Dude her head size tho

No. 247970

>>247955

She wasn't even a real "model". It was mostly just her getting her pictures taken wearing the merch for the Hot Topic she worked at. She never did any high end work or worked with anyone with some measure of notoriety. All of her other photo shoots were a complete joke that looked totally amateur. She's always been flabby and average looking, and when she realized that being a model meant she couldn't stuff her face with doughnuts and junk food and getting constantly rejected from agencies, she conveniently "got bored off it". She was always a complete joke and I laugh when she or anyone else tries to bring it up like she was ever anything.

No. 248071

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>>247820
I think she needs to tone down the heavy makeup on the outter corner of her top lid and reconsider how she does her fake lashes. They hang down so low and make her eyes look even smaller. Generally not something you want to do with hooded-eyes to begin with.

Does she do the inner corner/cateye thing in order to try to look more Asian? It really does her no favors and again, makes her already small eyes look even more beady. I think added more depth to the inner top corner of her eye helps to fill the space a lot, and more in the bottom corners help make her eyes look a little bigger? But over all, the lashes and everything are still killing it.

No. 248095

>>248071

She'll do anything to appear more "Asian" since she is such a wannabe weeb who goes to Japan 3 times a year and watches anime all day long and pretends to know Japanese. If she is even slightly mistaken for being Asian, she makes no attempts to correct them. She even thinks the 0.2% asian she has in her blood actually counts for something and it makes her more exotic.

No. 248141

>>248071
You just made her look even worse

No. 248184

>>248071
I didn't think it was possible to make Suzy's makeup look even worse but wow, you did it.

No. 248189

>>248071
wow her makeup is starting to look good next to your edit.

No. 248191

>>248071
Suzy (and really anyone with small eyes) should not be lining her entire eye. It makes your eyes look smaller. She's proved numerous times she looks 100x better simply by foregoing the inner corner liner. She's just a creature of habit and always goes back.

No. 248196

>>248071
I think you made the best out of a bad situation but she still looks terrible. She's too old looking for the heavy raccoon eyes, she needs a softer eyeliner wing and less eyeliner in general, no lining her bottom lid or inner eyes, along with wispy lashes.

No. 248229

I think she lines the inner corner to elongate her eyes because they are very small from tear duct to outer corner, so lining it all along the inside to a longass wing will make her eyes appear "more"

while it actually creates the opposite effect lmao good job suzy

No. 248233

>>248071
lol she looks like an aging boxxy

No. 248296

>>247820
that liner on the inner eyes is triggering

No. 248346

File: 1486700105695.png (58.52 KB, 640x397, IMG_8849.PNG)

Of course she's still going to be doing fucking lootcrate unboxings

No. 248347

>>248346
But Snooze, what are you going to milk for channel content now?

No. 248361

>>248346
Of course she has to keep a series that has her husband Egoraptor in it. How else is you she gonna get views? She gets like barely 10k-15k views on everything unless it has Arin in it.

No. 248362

>>248346
Lootcrate must pay good because literally all of her unboxing videos have the least views out of anything else on her channel. Even her ootd videos get more views than them.

No. 248384

File: 1486708487364.png (1.12 MB, 1828x612, Untitled.png)

since im sure suzy or some of her inner circle lurk…some advice.(excuse the shit paint job)
left picture:
The left eye is the bad eyeliner the right would be how you should do it if insist on doing your whatever you're trying to achieve. Use a brown/contour shade if you want to make your eye look….uh i don't what you're trying to achieve? Asian-y eye? Black liner is too harsh if you're pale af.

Right picture is what IMO would suit Suzy's face better. Suzy has a fat face with wideset beady eyes.

Highlight in between the eyes on the nose bridge and between the brows. I have a wide nose bridge and highlighting that part brings it forward. Note: don't spread it around to make it a highlight unibrow.

Stay away from smokey eye. You have tiny eyes and a fat face.

Don't bring your contour all the way to the middle of your face. Again, you have a round face. Bringing it to the middle of your face is unflattering. Only contour the sides of your cheekbones and bring it only slightly towards your nose.

Stop making your eyeliner so thick and try to make it thinner and flick it more towards your brows. sharp angles work better with round faces. The way you do your eyeliner makes your eyes look puffy. AND STOP PUTTING WHITE POWDER ON AS YOUR SHADOW BASE.

Rule of thumb for brows. Arch should line up with your the outer part of your iris. And typically inside of brows should line up with your nostrils, but your face is weird so bring them a little closer together.

And lastly, line your damn fucking lips before you overfill them.

r. concerned citizen

No. 248442

>>248384
Gj anon, this look is better for her. I really hope Suzy will stop lining her entire eye but it's like her "signature look" so I'm not sure if we can expect her to listen….

No. 248473

>>248346

Of course she is keeping the one box Arin appears in the videos for. since her views are such shit. But how ever will her channel survive without her unboxing and reviewing useless crap. Unless she will keep stuffing her fat ass in to tryhard goth dresses that are too small and prancing around like an idiot.

No. 248486

>>248384
Get a tan? Why should everyone get a tan nowadays? Maybe bleach the hair and go full Malibu Barbie? ugh

No. 248488

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>>248384
Her sister already has her beat in every way, better personality, better at makeup, able to keep in shape.

No. 248491

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>>248071
This is my version.

Straighter brows, lightened.

Decreased inner corner, lighter around her eyeduct and darker shadow in her crease.

And i think she would benefit from having lip injections for her upper lip.

No. 248509

>>248486
Tan ≠ 'Malibu Barbie', why are you so offended?
Suzy probably would benefit from a bit of a tan seeing as she's a hog and being pasty makes you look even more like a squishy dollop of lard.

No. 248511

>>248491
She looks better on the left.

No. 248522

File: 1486743298936.jpg (149.85 KB, 1247x778, snoozy1.jpg)

>>248384
Do you mean like what I did on the left?
NOTE I DID NOT MODIFY HER FACE SHAPE IN ANYWAY, all I did was use layers with 10-20% opacity on places that were indicated and brought the eyebrows closer

No. 248538

>>248522
that looks SO MUCH BETTER and it would require little to no effort on her end

No. 248589

>>248491
i'm actually praying she sees this and does those straight brows, i love those on her (this photo of her?). i think her current brows piss me off more than her stupid inner corner eyeliner does.

No. 248639

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Considering he is a black man, he must be immediately guilty, huh Suzy? I mean, it must be their "culture" as you like to say.

No. 248944

>>248486
Calm down ~*~pALe pRIncEss~*~
Tan does not automajically make you orange. I'm taking about the nice dose of color you get from actually going outside. See Suzy's twin for a good example of what i mean.

>>248522
I used a still from her youtube videos. Her IG pictures are too facetuned to properly compare. And yes. Except she needs to make her liner thinner.

No. 248953

How many times can she describe a scent as "uplifting"?

No. 249049

>>248953
Wait…you mean to tell me there's other descriptive words???

It doesn't make sense that she uses the same simplistic descriptions when reviewing products despite constantly bragging about her speed reading, like if you're "reading" so much then how come your vocabulary is so mediocre?

No. 249235

>>248488
Jean is thinner than Suzy too. She must hate her haha

No. 249492

File: 1486891567577.jpg (31.33 KB, 300x450, 925_by_mortemer_stock.jpg)

she had so much potential with that weird face of hers

No. 249498

>>248639
>implying OJ wasn't guilty

No. 249517

>>247900
I'm male, and I think Suzy is very attractive here. Such a shame she'd be an asshole even if she lost the weight.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 249522

>>248488
Look at the difference in arm size here holy shit

No. 249557

>>249517
>I'm male

Kill urself mate

No. 249573

>>249557
Calm down.

No. 249578

>>249517
>I'm male
moobs or gtfo

No. 249584

>>249492

Even when she was thinner she still had that alien looking face and her body was still just average. Like, seriously, what the fuck are people talking about when they say "You don't understand, she used to be totally cute". She looks like her mom drank when she was pregnant with her,

No. 249591

>>249584
I remember seeing pictures of her for the first time that Arin posted on his old "egoraptor" webpage, and my very first thought was WTF is up with her face?

When comparing pics of her then to pics of her now, she at least looked better since she hadn't completely let herself go and turned into a total slob, but still, I remember being fascinated by her face in a bad way, and how "off" her features were.

No. 249612

>>249557
>>249578
Sorry, but I just assumed most people here were girls, and in my original post, my gender is pretty relevant.

No. 249614

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>>249591
Honestly she didn't look too bad like, four-five years ago if you compare her to now.

No. 249617

>>249614
she looked fine a few years ago, she just started to balloon up and imo what ruined it the most is the fact that she doesnt own up to her shitty choices but instead whined about thyroid issues.

No. 249631

>>249614

I mean, she still looks average and flabby. A polished turd is still a turd.

No. 249643

>>249614
This hairstyle looks really good on her. She needs straight bangs again.

No. 249645

>>248346
Suzy could make an entire channel off unboxing videos if she recorded all of the pizza boxes and doughnut boxes she opens on a daily basis.

>"So this is the third burp pizza unboxing today, it's a bacon crumble with a mayonaise base. It's a good thing I've wheeze lost so much weight or this would go straight to my thighs!"

No. 249647


No. 249670

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>>249645

I like you Anon.

No. 249711

>>249492
Potential for what? To be the FAS spokesman? Bitch isn't cute in a weird way just plain uggo

No. 249760

>>249711
Most models are generally weird looking since they're trying to look unique and catch your eye so you take a second glance at their product, suzy could have been a model due to her abnormal featured and how they play out with the right type of make up, however she's too fat even when she was "thin" she was still skinny fat with too much flab
I think tahts what anon meant when they said she's waisted potential

No. 249761

>>249760
Features that sorry fot typos

No. 249870

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>>249584
>>249711
vvvv
>>249760
this is what I meant, yes. She had the height and weird face that wasn't revolting to look at. Even then, molly bair, hari nef and hanne odiele are a few models with uncomfortably ugly faces that are getting a lot of work.

pic not related

No. 249887

>>249645
You, anon, are the wind beneath my wings.

No. 249888

>>249614
She was flabby and definitely never worked out. Her arms tell the tale that she was on her way to fat town.

No. 249919

>>249870
Suzy is too short to model for anything except catalog work and maybe alt stuff.

No. 249921

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>>249645
im fucking dead. that was amazing

No. 249930

>>249645
She has lost weight, but on all the wrong areas. That's why her philtrum is flat, and not her stomach.

>>249921
Suco de laranja intensifies

No. 249975

>>249870

Is this really her and Jean? Because they look like they are about to go shoot up a school while listening to The Cure.

No. 250038

>>249975
I feel like you missed the "pic not related" part, Anon. But that's okay–we all make mistakes.

No. 250201

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>>249975
>>250038
that is her and jean, but the picture was unrelated to the conversation. have another

No. 250214

>>249612
>implying females can't be attracted to other females.

Your gender isn't relevant and no one curr.

No. 250230

>>250201

So I was right to bring up how cringey and tryhard they look. It's so obvious that Suzy never grew out of this phase and it has become even sadder since then. Damn near thirty and she still acts like a tryhard, goth wannabe, high school edgelord.

No. 250270

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>>250230
you know, Jean's 15 y/o weebness is actually quite endearing. She was one of those ultra weeb girls that was into lolita, cosplay and sewing. As for suzy, I think suzy might have been the favorite judging by jean's LJ.

No. 250279

>>250270
Must suck for Suzy to be identical twins yet somehow still wind up the ugly one.

No. 250418

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That's called being a hypocrite you dumb cow. And of course her fans are giving her a pass with bullshit excuses like "It's ok. You're only human" and "It's hard to take your own good advice". The bitch constantly judges people from on high yet she has constantly proven to be just as bad if not worse than the people she criticizes.

No. 250430

>>250418
Well, at least this is a little honesty from her. For her sake and her husband's too I actually hope she does start taking better care of herself, though we all know Suzy likes to talk big when it comes to her plans to work out, lose weight, etc.

No. 250457

>>250430
Unfortunately, she probably means self-help in the form of bubble baths and cookies, not eating healthy, meditating, and exercising.

No. 250493

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_kslP9JCtY

TL;DR: Suzy is now off of any thyroid medication because it was making her hair fall out and her doctor confirmed that it would not grow back in, and since forgoing looks over logic, Suzy would rather bloat up to 250 lbs. rather than deal with a bit of alopecia.
In turn, this means that her thyroid isn't regulating her metabolism, which in her own words causes her to have 'trouble with the weight'.
So, we've going to see an even bigger Suzy yet! Place your bets! How big will she balloon?

No. 250501

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>>250493

Nice military outfit there too, I can't wait to see Suzy's version of classic army films:

A Few Good Menus.
The Heartbreak Fridge.
Hoagies Heroes.
Engorging Basterds.
Omaha Beached Whale.
A Lotta Chips Now.
Full Metal Skillet.
Das Gravy Boot.
Lapband of Brothers.
Tora Tora! Tore Another Pair of Pants.

No. 250507


No. 250511

This >>250493 and >>250418 make me hope that she finally faced the truth and stopped blaming everything on her thyroid

No. 250521

>>249760
Yes but she's got beady eyes and a philtrum like a caveman. I have never seen a model with a philtrum that huge, and beady ass eyees

No. 250527

>>250493

Every time she does one of these videos it pisses me off. It's nothing more than "Please feel bad for me and give me asspats and tell me how great a person I am". It's so goddamn transparent and scummy, yet her retard fans show up in droves whenever she needs a boost to her self esteem. Not one person offered an actual solution her problems, they all just try to out do each other in seeing who can kiss her ass more.

Here's a solution to your weight problems Suzy: Put down the damn fork and get your fat ass to the gym for once instead of lookin for every excuse under the sun about how it's not your fault.

No. 250539

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No. 250548

>>250493
Not a Susie thread regular but every time I see something posted on this it makes me so fucking furious. She's either a massive liar or her doctor constantly bullshits her, maybe because she thinks susie is an idiot who isn't actually capable of understanding the truth?

I don't think she was ever on any kind of medication or thyroid problem to begin with. Her story doesn't make any sense, and her understanding of how thyroids function is just so wrong. This in particular:

>because it was making her hair fall out and her doctor confirmed that it would not grow back in,


Any change to your body due to your thyroid is reversible, and should immediately start to reverse once you're on the correct medication/had the correct treatment. Not only that, but hypothyroidism, which is what she's been claiming to have hence the weight gain, already makes you lose your hair?! Her meds should be countering the hair loss she should already be experiencing due to her condition. It just doesn't make any sense?!

No. 250555

>>250270
Here you can see Suzy is literally the evil twin.

No. 250556

>>250548

I'm going to go with that she's a huge fucking liar. She has a history of being a compulsive liar, usually always to paint herself in the best light and being seen as the victim.

No. 250558

>>250493
The cheerful royalty-free music creates such a weird juxtaposition. Why does she think people want to know such intimate details about her health? I guess since this all started as a cancer scare it made for good clickbait and she decided to go along with it… she's really despicable. Though her fans are just as bad for enabling her into continuing. I think she should step away for awhile. If her mental health is suffering as well, she could probably benefit from doing queued videos while she tries to work to get her shit together. In my opinion, she has no room to talk about how stressful her life is, but it's all relative anyway. See a therapist, get a personal trainer, hire a life coach, do something Snooz. We all know you can afford it.

No. 250694

>>250270

why does Suzy always have shitty bangs? Jean's clearly look better here and it's the same now that they're adults. it's like she enjoys terrible haircuts.

also, link to jean's LJ? i'm curious about what she had to say about snooze

No. 250698


No. 250728

File: 1487037918935.jpg (19.01 KB, 248x400, valensnooze.jpg)

>>250694
she never says anything bad, but some of the things she says about her parents/siblings makes it seem like suzy got a some favoritism

http://penguinpants1.livejournal.com/profile
and http://lucifersmurder.livejournal.com/profile
idk i think jean's writings were endearing and adorable.

No. 250755

>>250728

Suzy definitely seems like the type to demand more attention from her parents and constantly wanting be seen as the favorite. I think she even bragged about it once like "I would do shitty things and my brothers would always get in trouble for it"

No. 250776

>>250728
She actually talks shit about her parents quite a lot in her older vlogs. She's accused her mom of being verbally abusive, and in her grump interview where Dan interviews her she says that her mom "taught her to hate women" and made fun of her for wanting to be a model lol. Says she has a bad relationship with them which isn't surprising.

In snooze's latest video she says she's not doing subscription box reviews anymore because her anxiety and depression are too bad, and they're boring (wow that must be so hard to get paid for sitting on your butt talking about bath bombs on camera my heart is truly breaking for her struggles) and asks if anyone wants her to start a "Dear Suzy"-type advice series.

I don't know what kind of advice she could possibly dole out but I'm almost hoping she does because I'm sure if would be stupid and hilarious.

No. 250780

>>250493
Oops sorry, didn't realize it was already posted. But the medication thing is total BS I also rolled my eyes that she acted like hair loss is a death sentence. Would she also refuse chemo if she needed it because it might make her hair fall out?? I understand nobody wants to lose their hair but to make that more important than your actual health is just retarded.

It makes me wonder if she's going off of her antidepressants also because of weight reasons, since she's talking about that so much. It just seems weird that she would quit all of these meds at the same time. She's going to be so disappointed when she finds out that her shitty diet and inactive lifestyle is whats making her bloat up and not ~muh thyroid problemz~

No. 250795

>>250548
>>250780

Hypothyroid fag here. The only way synthroid could make you lose your hair is if you're taking too much. Because Suzy doesn't even have hypothyroidism, just a cyst that she's trying to pass off as hypothyroidism (and synthroid can help shrink cysts), I can only assume that the hair loss she was experiencing was because she was on too much synthroid in the first place. Hyperthyroidism also makes you lose your hair. Suzy was probably hoping the hyperthyroidism would be an easy solution to her weight problem, but values her hair more. Also, thyroid-related hair loss IS reversible.

There is some truth to what Suzy is saying, but she couches it in language that make it seem like she's much worse off for pity and attention. But the permanent hair loss is a lie and the hypothyroidism is a lie.

No. 250804

>>250776

I swear this bitch wrote the book on flip flopping for sympathy. Because when she talks about her parents, she talks about how loving and caring they were and how she was like the favorite and they let her get away with everything while her brothers always got punished. Or how whenever she visits them during the holidays she posts pictures with them and talks about how supportive they are.

It's just like that Valentines Day episode where she claimed that she was so popular and all the boys wanted her in high school, then when Holly talked about being bullied, she immediately changed her story to "Oh yeah, I was picked on all the time for liking anime and video games". She will literally say anything if it means she can play the victim and milk sympathy from people too stupid to catch on. How can people honestly support human garbage like her?

And of course she will do that "Dear Suzy" bullshit because she loves the sound of her own voice and deludes herself into thinking she is this deep, philosophical thinker and wants to be seen as this genius who has it all figured out, despite the fact that she is one of the most vapid, shallow, idiots you will ever find. She lives her life according to what's popular and trendy at the time despite toting herself as this unique and complex individual who isn't held down by societal norms. She thinks she deserves a fucking medal for being a girl who likes video games on the internet. She is so up her own ass about who she is and what she has "accomplished" (While of course never acknowledging that she wouldn't be shit if she didn't have Arin to constantly bail her out of failure or to leech off of for popularity) that of course she thinks she is qualified to give out advice to stupid people willing to actually listen to her. All because they are sad, lonely losers who have no friends and pretend that because they for some retarded reason, choose to listen to her yammer on about nonsense for 10 to 15 minutes a day, it means they are friends with her and that she actually gives a shit about them.

Sorry for the rant, but I hate that she gets away with shit like this.

No. 250815

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>>250804
>>250776

Not going to look for it unless someone HAS to see for themselves, but one of suzy's+ jean's HS friends made a post (in 2005) about all of their friends and first impressions and how much she loves them now. She said that when she first met suzy she hated her because she was so fake and bubbly. I thought it was quite funny because the suzy portion of her post was just about how fake suzy was and she ended it in a 'but i like you now' kind of way.

Also, Jean still posts about her parents or at least her dad on ig.

No. 251227

12pm upload just went up, and it's not "Date Grumps" (Their Valentines Day theme). Suzy is literal cancer to the channel to the point where they won't even do their stupid holiday themed episodes with her anymore.

No. 251429

Just checked in on her views and, holy shit is it bad. She barely gets 8k a video for Until Dawn and even Overwatch struggles to get to 10k, even with other Youtubers to leech from. It's so sad and hilarious to see how pathetic and irrelevant she is becoming. For all her talks of how popular she is and how much of a trendsetter she claims to be, the numbers prove no one gives a shit about her.

No. 251639

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Vape life

No. 251655

>>251639

Anything to hide all those chins she has now. She makes it so obvious that she shoops.

No. 251663

>>251639
god i hate that makeup

No. 251704

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No. 251771

>>251639
She looks like one of those robots that patients in hospitals talk to to feel less lonely

No. 252103

>>251429

lmao wonder how many of those suzy subs are gonna check gab out with those lame view counts

I haven't seen the gab/suzy overwatch videos because I value my sanity but idk I'm feeling pretty edgy lately and might check them out just to laugh at her

No. 252121

>>250501
Woah she really look like that eat your kimchi girl here

No. 252171

>>252103

You aren't missing much. She's still utter shit at the game. Still getting carried by her teams into wins. Still complaining about the team when she is by far the most garbage player. Still diving into team battles with no plan and instantly getting killed. Still not using her abilities or using them at the wrong time.

What gets me are the comments telling her how great she is at the game when she clearly isn't. It's just kissing her ass and telling her how amazing and perfect she is.

No. 252252

>>252121

Not really. Martina (EYK/EYS) is definitely better looking than Snooze.

No. 252322

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>>252252
don't let your hate for snoozefest blind you. martina is uglier than suzy.

No. 253140

>>247238
thanks for this anon, have anything more like this?

No. 253211

>>250776
I'm sorry but leave your fucking hat alone. I've never seen someone with such a big tell before.

No. 253214

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>>252252
I mean, don't get me wrong, I think Suzy looks like a sow with FAS, but Martina more attractive than her? I wouldn't go that far.

No. 253232

>>253214
i don't think martina is attractive but i still think her face is better than suzy's.

but maybe thats because she has a decent personality, so she doesn't seem as ugly.

suzy is just ugly inside and out

No. 253233

>>252322
she looks like a fucking frog here

and she was even thin then, RIP she will never be attractive

she's a fat frog now

No. 254027

File: 1487464525457.png (873.08 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20170218-193313.png)

Oh snooze…never change

No. 254045

>>253214
she is but… it's not saying much

No. 254120

>>254027
Tbh now that I look at it, it looks like her eye make up is upside down

No. 254449

File: 1487536012646.png (1.18 MB, 974x936, live.png)

Looks like GG had some live shows this weekend and Snooze was actually in them I guess?

No. 254462

>>254449
they're going to be in my town today and I work at a trendy alt fashion shop. c u soon snoozy!

No. 254467

>>254462
Oh if she does please let us know. Especially if she comes in wearing tattered jeans and a hoodie.

No. 254473

>>254449

>owns $$$$ brand clothes

>shows up in jeans and a jacket

Bitch what

No. 254476

>>254449

The tight jeans and tight sweaters combo really do not compliment any kind of weight gain, especially when you have violin hips. I know she's basic as fuck but you'd think she'd put a little thought into her outfits, if no other reason than to hide her 'omg guyz i'm not gaining weight' weight.

No. 254477

>>254449
such a goffic kween

No. 254478

>>254449
She warmed up the crowd by playing the first level of Mario blindfolded.

No. 254480

>>254467
you know if she did come in to my store I would be happy to give her my F&F discount just so she could wear something other than fucking jeans and a sweater.

Open invitation to suzy to come get some new clothes that are flattering. Just follow the colons, g'days and kangaroos and you'll find us.

No. 254484

It always makes me mad she lives in LA but throws little tantrums whenever she has to drive anywhere.

I wish punchablefaces was still a thing

No. 254512

>>254480
God I want her to buy from your store so bad and see what she tries to shove herself into as an ootd video.

No. 254525

>>254449
Geez snoozy, put some effort into your appearance for once. Why does she always dress so slovenly? It's not like she doesn't have nice clothes. I don't understand why she doesn't wear the outfits that she shows off in her videos. Just because she's gained weight doesn't mean she has to dress like a slob.

No. 254527

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>>254449
A less flttering angle.

No. 254536

>>254525
I don't get it either. I'm a lazy dresser. I'm not going to put on high heels and a dress to go out to buy fucking onions, milk and bread. I understand not bothering for mundane, everyday tasks.

But she's doing a live show, she's set herself up as some kind of fashion queen, makeup guru, supercute gamergurrlll. And this is the best she can manage?

No. 254544

>>254536

Exactly. It's more understandable that she's lazy in her everyday life, but this is an event. If she won't even take this opportunity to put effort into her appearance, then what's the point? For someone who's so into "fashion"' she wastes a lot of clothes.

No. 254626

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>>254527
>less flattering
As if she has any flattering angles.

No. 254627

>>254449
Is this the first time she's been to a GG live? Didn't she make a tweet about how she wouldn't go to cons and stuff like this anymore because of "muh anxiety"

No. 254628

Soozy please just stop.

No. 254639

>>254627
I went to the first shows when they started in LA and she was there but walked out half way into the show, she was also staring me down during the show cause I didn't realize our table was close to hers so me and her were facing each other and dude she has the worst case of true bitch face… like it was unbelievable like I feel like those stories of Suzy being a bitch/snob is true

No. 254672

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The things tumblr GG fans post are fucking weird and hilarious.

Lmao @ "Arin" and "muscular" being in the same sentence.

No. 254673

>>254672
these peoples' standards are so fucking low lmao.

No. 254709

>>254672
>goth
no
>pretty
no
>muscular
no
>"I like to think about them kissing"
NO

No. 254717

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Still choosing to not be the ~fashun gugu~ she pretends to be.

No. 254741

>>254672
Has Arin ever called another girl hot that wasn't an anime or video game character? Suzy seems like the type who would give the glacier shoulder after her boyfriend dared to say another woman was attractive. Could be wrong.

No. 254753

>>254672
>muscular but soft
???
Their fans are genuinely fucked in the head. Disgusting people.

>>254717
Those thighs…

No. 254794

>>254717
God it looks like she just rolled out of fucking bed in that pic… she's not very cute at all is she? And the pedestal their fans put them is so fucking cringy, like shit it's weird how fans draw her super cute and fashionable and thin when she's the complete opposite of it

>>254741
Iirc he talked about seeing a girl on the street that he thought was pretty and him and Suzy agreed on that but it seemed like he was being beta about tbh idk snooze doesn't seem like the type to compliment other girls often or at all, unless they're for her own gain
Still trips me out how she managed to stay calm when meeting Stephanie joosten knowing that she's an actual model

No. 254799

>>254794

especially since every male on the planet drools over Quiet lmao/also Stephanie knowing Japanese/living in Japan

she would just feel like shit on the inside and arin would feel jealous of gab's and stephanie's talking skills

No. 254803

>>254741

Suzy is definitely the type of insecure girl who immediately gets passive-aggressive and bitchy the second their husband/boyfriend even so much as even compliments another female. And that has probably been turned up to 11 with how fat she has gotten lately, so of course he will be looking elsewhere now. I bet she constantly thinks that he is cheating on her, despite her "We were always perfect for each other" bullshit. It seems like the only girls Arin is allowed to compliment or comment on their appearance are fictional girls because those are the only ones who can't usurp Suzy from her gravy train that is Arin.

Also, she never compliments other girls unless she is trying to kiss up to them and leech on them because she hates being compared to other girls because of how small she always comes up, despite her claims of "girl power" and "us ladies need to stick together and stop trying to tear each other down". She is the exact type of shady bitch she is always complaining about, the type who always cause drama despite saying how much they hate it.

And also it's extra cringey because like Chel, she thinks that by being like "Yeah I'd totally bang her" and talking about girls in only the way creeps and rapists do, somehow makes her "one of the guys". No Suzy, it doesn't. It makes you a creep, and I'm sure you wouldn't want to constantly hear from guys about how much they want to fuck you. Although considering your desperate need for attention, that wouldn't surprise me if you were in to that.

No. 254838

>>254803
did you buy your armchair at the same place you bought your psych degree?

No. 254880

>>254838
Not that anon but I mean Suzy has proven that behavior sooooo technically not an armchair diagnosis
Like if you're willing to subject yourself to one of her lps where she speaks like that it would be her hunie pop series

No. 254906

>>254880

I'm that anon and I was going to say exactly this. It's not armchair psychiatry if all of this stuff is public knowledge. There is literally hours of recoded footage to pull from not just her but Arin as well.

I swear, it's like on Rantgrumps when you get accused of "getting too personal" when you talk about Suzy's "thyroid" problems, despite the fact that she has made videos talking about the damn subject.

No. 254930

File: 1487623974407.png (478.19 KB, 540x538, GGSuzy.png)

>>254717

>Ass is too wide for the chair

>Stomach bursting out across the lap

I've lost so much weight you guis!

No. 254937

>>254930

Put down the fork you bloated cow, for fucks sake

No. 254941

File: 1487625590192.png (765.88 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20170220-155813.png)

Jesus Christ why does she insist on using snap chat filters? Please stop you're not being cute in a quirky way

No. 254945

>>254941
If she was green she would legit look like that female gremlin from the sequel

No. 254947

>>254941
at least this filter makes her philtrum look normal

No. 255002

File: 1487632006647.png (866.27 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20170220-180435.png)

Bet she gobbled them all up too… if they're doing live shows then would they be on tour? Wouldn't that give her an even better excuse to eat at fast food chains everyday or are they doing live shows equally apart that they aren't constantly driving from city to city all day long?

No. 255007

>>255002

They are on tour, so they are going from city to city in a short amount of time. So it's even harder for her to eat healthy or stick to any sort o diet. More than likely that she just picks up some junk food and calls it a night because of how lazy she is. I mean, if that pic from one of the live shows is anything to go buy, it looks like she isn't losing weight any time soon. Her gut is spilling over into her lap and her ass is almost too big for the seat.

No. 255010

>>254449
I can get people with nice clothing not wanting to wear it every single day (even given that Suzy only seems to wear her nicer clothing for videos), but this is a public event, WTF? Is she just giving up completely at trying to maintain any kind of appealing image for her fans? Low-effort outfits, low-effort videos, low-effort etsy products. I've moved out of dislike and into just pitying her because she seems to become more and more devoid of passion and committed only to comfort eating and complaining any time she has to put in work.

No. 255160

File: 1487647732339.jpg (53.7 KB, 604x483, arin.jpg)

>>243525
I legit wonder what they will end up looking like in 5 or so years

No. 255165

Did anyone see this video? I didn't realize Arin had gotten this fat. I knew he was out of shape but was "supposed to be working on it" but seems more like he's just given up completely.

https://www.tumblr.com/video/grumpyhanson/157473477671/500/

No. 255167

>>255160
Holy shit Arin is actually attractive in this photo. I've always considered him hideous and never saw his appeal but in this photo, wew. It's a shame he's let himself go.

No. 255171

>>255002
lol wonder what happened to that "when people gives us things it gives me anxiety" bs she spewed before

No. 255175

>>254672
fuck, this is creepy and I want to throw up after reading it.

No. 255178

File: 1487649171865.jpg (86.75 KB, 500x667, arin2.jpg)

>>255165
No wonder they're screaming

No. 255199

>>255171

How far up her ass is she? Like, does she think people are trying to poison or kill her or some shit? News flash Snooze, you ain't that important.

Although, some autistic fuckhead did send them a set of knives once. But that ain't enough to make anyone think "omg! someone is trying to kill me! I'm must be like super important!"

No. 255210

File: 1487651650885.png (210.45 KB, 257x403, busty.png)

>>255165
He's got tits as big as snooze's now.

No. 255217

>>255210

No wonder Suzy has gotten so fat. She's married to a land whale as well.

No. 255226

>>255210
those are some decent b cups he's got there

No. 255237

>>255210
Now, I dropped off the Grump train ages ago, but I could swear that Arin's mentioned going to the gym in at least a few videos. The fuck happened?

No. 255245

>>255237
he could go the gym 7 days a week but if he eats anything like snooz it's worth fuckall

No. 255439

>>255237
>>255245
not to mention that he's probably not doing a lot of cardio - lifting is great and building muscle is important but cardio is your best bet for weight loss (combined with a decent diet). i see fat dudes make this mistake all the time.

No. 255498

>>255210

Whenever anyone talks about how "ripped" or "jacked" Arin is, I'm going to show them this picture. This is just fucking sad. How could he and Suzy allow themselves to get this big?

No. 255528

>>255210
I'm kinda jealous of his tits tbh

No. 255534

>>255528
Same, anon, same

No. 255648

>>254941
Oh shit they're coming here?? I need to see Suzy in person. I want to ask her why she doesn't dress edgey at all other than in her videos.

No. 255658

>>255439
>>255245
This. Even with the huge heap of fat on him, his overall shape does imply that there is some muscle underneath it all so I actually believe him when he says he lifts weights often. I just also believe that he has no idea how to count macros, limit calorie intake to cut fat (I mean… you're supposed to bulk then cut, not just bulk forever), or do the right amount of cardio.

No. 255659

>>255160
Props to Ross for still looking pretty close to that in present day though. This picture looks like Ross psychically foresaw a glimpse of Arin's future and is horrified.

No. 255668

>>254930
she's a big girl

No. 255669

>>255160
Yeah I'd fuck that Arin, but just 1 time and never call him again lmaoo

No. 255695

>>255648

Please do. I want to hear all the bullshit excuses she will try to come up with.

No. 255745

>>255658
As far as I can tell, Arin has only followed fad diets for the vast majority of the time he's been on Game Grumps.
He tried paleo and wouldn't shut up about it for at least a year.

No. 255755

>>255237

i still watch their videos every now and then, and Arin does mention his weight quite a bit. He's talked about how he recently got a personal trainer, he goes on many fad diets, and will periodically cut sugar or gluten out of his diet. Suzy has also filmed them going on their "daily" morning walks.

Yet somehow both of them just get fatter and fatter. It's pretty clear neither Arin or Suzy is willing to put in actual effort into their appearance, especially when they have fans to mindlessly stroke their egos.

No. 255797

>>255755
Yeah. Their fans gas them up so much, especially Suzy. They treat her as some sort of body positivity icon when in reality Suzy is obviously not comfortable with her body and makes excuses for her weight gain. Maybe if Suzy was confident I could see it but she's not.

In fan art they never draw her like they do Arin either. They draw Arin fat as hell and Suzy as a stereotypical "curvy" bottom heavy girl. If Suzy was drawn like Arin I'm pretty sure it would piss her off.

No. 255802

>>255797

That's one of my problems as well. They always depict Suzy as some rail thin super model, when they waste no time drawing Arin in all his chintastic glory despite the fact that she has more chins than he does at this point.

No. 255807

File: 1487739590486.jpg (119.62 KB, 756x567, suzy.jpg)

>>255802
i tried

No. 255810

>>255528
I know that feeling
tfw Arin has bigger tits than you

No. 255812

>>255755
Next year they'll have to roll them out on stage for Game Grumps Live. More like Gain Grumps.

No. 255814

>>255807
10/10, anon

No. 255873

>>255807
Send it to her and say it's fanart lmao, would love to see her reaction

Doubt she'd actually publish or look at anything that doesn't give her an ego boost tho

No. 255892

>>255210
He looks like Zoidberg without his shell.

No. 256162


No. 256397

>>255807
anon bless!

No. 256410

File: 1487828681114.jpg (55.81 KB, 756x567, 1487739590486.jpg)

>>255807
pretty good however the nose was a bit too human-looking

No. 256489

i just got back from a game grumps live performance, i can post details if anyone is interested. suzy was a mess as usual.

No. 256493

>>256489
Don't leave us hanging, man.

No. 256503

>>256489
v interested, do tell!

No. 256505

>>256489
Of course we do anon!

No. 256510

>>256489

Let's hear it

No. 256514

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No. 256516

>>256489
How much were tickets? And yeah please elaborate

No. 256518

>>256489

So I'll start off and say that the atmosphere was terrible; you can guess what the typical Game Grumps fan looks like, now imagine them all packed into one room sharing their body heat. It wasn't pretty.
I had a pretty good view of the stage, it was a few minutes before the show started so they were checking lights, etc. From behind the stage I could hear them testing some music as well, the thumping of the bass was way too pronounced.
Suddenly, I realized that wasn't the bass at all - it was loud, reverberated stomping. The next second I could see the source - Suzy Berhow had come out from behind the stage, her heavy footfalls shaking the entire room.
The crowd grew silent as she made her way to the center of the stage, her sweater straining to keep closed, threads and buttons literally at their breaking point.
Then, she approached the microphone, and said:

"Welcome to Game Gr-" suddenly, a pained expression played across her face, and from deep within her gut we could hear a low rumbling. We all braced for the worst, but we had no idea of the true catastrophe waiting for us.
For over a minute she burped - babies cried, women went mad with hysteria and dogs could be heard barking over the car alarms around the venue.

I'm not OP, but I'm waiting for his story too - thought this would entertain for the time being…

No. 256521

>>256518
damn. seemed legit enough.

No. 256522

>>256518
Can we turn this into a copypasta?

No. 256528

File: 1487859268793.jpg (20.63 KB, 526x526, 16865161_10155028725853571_678…)

>>256489
>>256493
>>256503
>>256505
>>256510
>>256514

ok here we go. i apologize for length, but i have some opinions. to preface i admit that game grumps is my guilty pleasure, i've liked them for a long time and i have some deeply personal reasons for continuing to feel attached to them. i am not a fan of suzy though. i should also mention that i was higher than a giraffe's butt hole through this whole thing so hopefully the details are accurate.

for starters not everyone was there. vernon and suzy warmed up, and then arin and dan were the main event of course. there was nobody else. i kind of felt ripped off for several reasons because
a) i really like brian tbh and i had read in past reviews of the live show that he was involved
b) suzy and vernon are the least popular and least entertaining to watch
c) if they're going to make this whole deal about having like 70 people as part of game grumps i feel they could make a bit more effort to have more of them on tour (not necessarily all)
d) there was no money sunk into the actual performance. all that was on stage was a wii u, chairs, and mics/speakers/etc. the tickets were $40 (to answer your question >>256516), so at ~$10 per grump on stage i felt the show should have at least been way more entertaining than it was.

aaannnnnyyywayyyyy. here's the suzy bit.
this happened: >>254930
can confirm that suzy was in a hoodie and jeans for this show as well. suzy played super mario bros with her eyes covered with the pikachu hat. the audience had to shout instructions to help her get through the level and she made it decently & impressively far. after 2 game overs she was all "oh i'm gonna try again" but for yucks she clearly had the hat positioned so she could see what she was doing on the screen and finish the level. she sucked at it. she made it to the end but not as big mario, she lost the mushroom power up and didn't even do any of the secrets. it was a bit painful.
suzy thanked everyone for coming out even though it's cold outside, the joke being it's not actually that cold at all for us locals. nobody laughed and she sort of made a joke like sarcastically saying "ohh thanks for laughing" which people did laugh at. later arin made the same joke about how it's cold outside but the delivery was better and it got way more of a laugh. it's pretty clear that even out of grumps fans nobody gives a fuck about suzy.

this is pretty much all there is about suzy, if all you care about is reading about suzy you don't have to finish the rest of this post.

to bring arin & danny out, suzy & vernon chanted "hey i'm grump" and had us chant "i'm not so grump" and all together "and we're the game grumps", which brought danny and arin running on to the stage to "pour some sugar on me" by def leppard. danny looked less "rock star" and more "weird scrawny uncle", idk how to explain it exactly. just regular jeans, t-shirt, and sneakers. again, like suzy, not a lot of effort put into looking nice for this.

they played the newest mario party for wii u. for player 3 and 4 they split the auditorium in half and each half was a player shouting commands. for mini games they would select people from the audience. to be fair the audience participation was through the roof, it was like a sporting event instead of a comedy show. they also made an effort to pick people from all sections of the auditorium including the balcony. this whole thing was honestly the highlight of the show. my friend hates game grumps but came with me as a favour so i didn't have to go alone and even he was getting into this part. it was just very competitive and a fair bit of fun. saying this, it was the kind of fun i can get for free with some friends in my living room so there's that. not $40 fun. player 3 & 4 were consistently in the lead and danny & arin sucked at the game. i'm not sure if that was on purpose or what.

there weren't a lot of super funny jokes, and some jokes had even been used previously in their mario party runs on youtube. there were lots of "in jokes" and references to past episodes, which is to be expected, but there was not really much else to the show beyond that. they really hyped the audience and everyone was nuts because they were excited to see the grumps on stage. but they didn't put any effort into making this an interesting show. it was kind of like game grumps church, just way too much hype about the people who were on stage instead of about what they were doing on stage. like being in our presence was the show instead of putting on a decent performance. i know they are capable of a lot more than what they put into this show.

they also all insisted on calling vancouver "the 'couv" which is just cringggee. at least danny acknowledged it sounded like a disease or something: he ran around the auditorium giving high fives and when he got back on stage he joked about using antibacterial gel because he was covered in "couv".

the last 20 minutes were spent doing Q&A. a few people asked if they were going to finish certain series and arin admitted that they don't finish a lot of games because they get too hard. someone asked if they would ever consider having jon on the show again to finish sonic 06 and arin said he is completely open to it so i guess the ball is in jon's court to make that happen but i don't think he will.

also danny and arin took their pants off and it was entirely uncomfortable. nobody asked them to do it. they just did it.

they capped the show off by doing one of their star bomb songs. people were cheering too loudly so i couldn't really hear which song.

for the fans, the level of autism was just too damn high. a lot of overweight people, i think we were probably at the theatre's weight capacity. it was definitely an unattractive motley crew of people. people were jumping around and shouting things just really autistically. there's really no other way to describe it. and when vernon announced that the next question was the last one people still kept their arms in the air afterwards like they would be an exception and danny and arin would hand pick them out of the audience because they were so impressed with their persistence or something. there were 3 people who had really decent cosplays of danny sexbang in the blue jumpsuit, ninja brian, and arin in the sonic dress.

after the show my friend said that he thought suzy was sweet so i had to explain her entire back story which was fun. we spent the rest of the evening getting less and less sober and bitching about how the show was sub par at best.

i think that covers everything of interest. i hope you enjoyed my overwhelmingly long autistic synopsis of game grumps live.

No. 256532

>>256528
Daaaamnnn not to be rude but it sounds like you got gypped
I went to the first live shows they announced in LA and they did it at an actual comedy club and had food and bar service so it was an 18 and over event iirc?? But yeah we got Brian for our show and he was actually pretty funny and charming, and Arin and Dan looked pretty good too, I think we paid 25 or 30$ for the show??? Idr
Man I'm sorry about that, like don't get me wrong it sounds fun and I'm glad they improved on the crowd participation for it but like you would think with all the money they get they'd do something a little bit more extravagant i guess

No. 256536

>>256532

don't worry it's not rude at all. i definitely would not be going to one of their live shows again, at least not for this price if this is the kind of show they're going to put on.
also $40 CAD is ~$30 USD so not too far from what you paid, just thought i should make that clear.

No. 256539

>>256536
Oh okay that's good, sorry didn't even register vancouver as Canada
God but I'm glad Suzy got to see that it's not because she's *~*~gamergrill~*~* that no one likes her its because she's really fucking unlikeable

No. 256541

>>256528

Oh man. I would never actually pay for a ticket to one of these, but I'd totally pay money to see her bomb like that. I'd want to frame the look on her face where you can see the exact moment where she realizes that no one thinks she's funny and that people only put up with her because she's Arin's wife. It sounded like she got upset that no one laughed at her joke, and in her usual bitchy passive-aggressive tone said "Wow, thanks for not laughing at my totally funny and awesome joke", probably accusing the audience of being sexist jerks for not laughing because she is a girl.

No. 256545

>>256541

ehhnn it wasn't really a bitchy tone, it actually seemed a bit humble to be honest. it was an okay recovery from a bombed joke and filled the awkward dead silence that had followed. it was really minor but the comparative reaction to arin using nearly the exact same joke was hilarious.

another interesting comparison was that they told us about when arin asked danny to join the show. danny said he would be the most hated man on youtube because he was replacing jon, and arin told him not to worry about it, to just be himself and it would blow over in a few weeks, and it mostly did. i wonder if arin told the same thing to suzy because the hatred for her has never blown over.

when i told my friend i didn't like suzy he accused me of not liking her because she's a girl, but then i told him about holly who i actually find enjoyable.

i wonder if suzy truly doesn't realize how disliked she is. i don't understand how she could continue to record game grumps episodes and go up on stage when most of the people watching don't like her.

No. 256546

>>256545

It's because there is no shortage of neckbeards and asspatters to tell her how "strong" and "brave" she is for continuing to do it despite the hate she gets. And if there is any sliver of positive reaction for her, she'll latch on to it to be able to say "See?! Not everyone totally hates me!l

No. 256589

>>255210
Is this recent Arin?? Holyshit, he's fat as hell. Him and Snoozy will be obese pigs in no time.

No. 256608

File: 1487875928950.png (472.01 KB, 593x442, gamegrumps.PNG)

>>256528

here's a picture i found on instagram of the grumps without pants in case anyone doubted how entirely uncomfortable i was. arin's dingle was just way too visible.

No. 256610

File: 1487876209881.png (555.3 KB, 926x557, suzy.PNG)

and here's suzy just being a huge baby about the cold. we're in the warmer part of canada, there was no snow and it was about 45 F yesterday. i was wearing a sleeveless shirt with a spring leather jacket over top and i was fine. i'd love to send her up north to my folks place where it gets to -40 sometimes.
also is it just me or is that coat too small to zip up??

No. 256615

>>256610
She outgrew her jacket. Omg.

No. 256623

>>256610
Maybe Snoozy wouldn't be so cold if she could actually get her coat to zip up. She probably hasn't bothered buying a new one because she's still hoping that she'll eventually lose weight.

No. 256627

>>256623

I'm guessing she is thinking "Well this jacket has obviously shrunk or something". Nope Snooze, it's because you've gotten too fat for it.

No. 256664

File: 1487885318489.jpg (68.54 KB, 540x426, erin.jpg)

>>255165
>>255210
"muscular" "going to the gym" "having personal trainer"

Okay.

No. 256668

>>256610
does anyone have pictures of when this jacket fit so we can have an idea of how fat vs time

No. 256676

>>256668

Considering she lives in LA, I doubt she wears it often.

No. 256793

File: 1487898790913.png (1.18 MB, 1381x897, suzycoat.png)

>>256668
I'm pretty sure this is the same coat that she was wearing. This pic is from May 2015. It's not a full body pic but you can still see that the coat zips up all the way.

No. 256832

File: 1487905891860.png (700.98 KB, 733x535, Suzygrumplive.png)

>>239030

Welcome to Gain Grumps Live - someone took these photographs from around the front row and I couldn't believe it at first.

Look how round and chubby her face has gotten; her double chin has ballooned and she looks so fat!

No. 256835

>>256832
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING HELL, SNOOZY.
WHAT HAPPENED TO "I LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT, U GUISE!!"

Seriously, Suzy. Stop lying and just start wearing the muu muu.

No. 256836

>>256832
Poor thing looks like she rides the short bus.

No. 256840


No. 256854

>>256832

Oh my fucking lord. She looks huge. Lol, what the fuck happened Snooze? I thought you were "totally losing weight".

No. 256855

>>256832
Oh lord. At this point she should just have kids now and then have an extreme mommy makeover.
But as we know, Arin and Suzy struggle everyday to take proper care of themselves.

No. 256860

File: 1487911113312.gif (323.99 KB, 275x275, 1467327038132.gif)

>>256832
good lord. there is no chin, only another neck

No. 256862

>>256860

I'll never get tired of this gif

No. 256897

>>256862
>>256860

I'm touched people are still using it.

No. 256970

File: 1487940316627.png (353.97 KB, 586x522, what.png)

are you fucking kidding me?

No. 256980

>>256970
I…what?

No. 256983

>>256970
gdi, Wendy's.
I thought you were a little bit better than this.

No. 256988

>>256970

Are you fucking joking?

No. 257037

>>256970
somewhere, distantly, i hear the sound of suzy's rolls flapping and slapping as she breathlessly fantasizes about how many burgers she's going to get to cram down her gullet for this

No. 257039

>>257037

Pretty sure it's a staple in their household considering how much Arin fellates them. She probably goes to bed on a stack of baconators

No. 257058

File: 1487956132103.gif (423.53 KB, 267x200, 1417121865174.gif)

>>256970
>>256988
>>256983

She's the perfect Wendy's spokeswoman though, y'all missing the fit. She really does go there and really looks like she just might eat at Wendy's a few times a week MINIMUM. When she says her menu favourite, chances are she has tried the whole menu and it is indeed her favourite thing. I bet she knows some neat Wendy tricks, for once she doesn't need to lie and pretend to endorse/know something about a product she endorses.

No need to be mad, this is the most truthful advertising I've ever seen, nice Suzy!

No. 257134

File: 1487967435241.png (342.47 KB, 348x518, arin.PNG)

Here's the wendy's stream for those who are interested: https://www.periscope.tv/w/1zqKVbDPOVwKB

right now arin is eating a burger with a bun made of french fries, a patty stuffed with chicken nuggets and cheese, beer battered mustard flavored onion rings & pickles, and a ketchup made from coca cola. he has taken MULTIPLE bites of this monstrosity.

No. 257137

>>257134

annddd it's already over.
maybe arin was nervous but he was red in the face and pretty huffy this whole stream

No. 257150

>>257058
>y'all missing the fit
post discarded.

No. 257187

>>257134

And I bet Suzy was in the corner touching herself hoping to get a bite of it. That's the exact type of unhealthy garbage she would brag about eating.

No. 257296

File: 1487985397533.jpg (791.7 KB, 1080x1920, tumblr_olw0v7pvrf1uvkotqo1_128…)

The two pictures I can find of Snooze ath the Vancouver show are incredibly blurry, but this is probably her worst outfit so far for these shows.

No. 257297

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>>257296
One with her and Arin

No. 257313

>>257296

Her outfit is so goddamn lazy. For someone who claims to a a "fashun queen" like herself you'd think she'd put more effort into a large public appearance like this. Me thinks she thinks it makes her more relatable like "See? I dress in a t-shirt and jeans like all you other gamer. Don't I belong with you guys?"

No. 257325

>>257297
Which one is which?

No. 257329

>>257325

Legit hard to tell these days. Suzy straight up looks like a dude at times.

No. 257336

>>257313

yeah i think its kind of like a work uniform

not that she doesn't look like this outside of grumpin

No. 257352

>>257336

I understand dressing like this while recording since you aren't on camera and are sitting for hours at a time. But this is a goddamn public event in front of hundreds of people. She should at least make an attempt to look somewhat presentable. Unlike Arin, she hasn't publicly resigned herself to being a total slob and she constantly totes herself as this trendy and fashionable person, yet she dresses like shit and straight up looks like a dude at times.

No. 257407

File: 1487993041601.gif (1.87 MB, 540x339, tumblr_olpnznVgIg1w0j4lio1_540…)

>>257352
Like, this is/was her literal change to show us she actually wears her ootd clothes in places other than videos… but instead she comes out like this for every goddamn live show she's been in. Nothing is stopping you from at least wearing a cute top with jeans other than yourself, Snooze.
Nothing.
(I'm only using this gif bc a) they both look okay and b) it keeps coming up as a recent post in the Suzy Berhow tag on Tumblr.

No. 257413

>>257407
*chance, not change. fuck you alcohol and your anti-proofreading behavior.
I also didn't close my parentheses. Damn it.
But this gif is from a vid right before their honeymoon I think? I can honest to god hope I don't fuck up my health this much because I'm about their age here.

Like, how does her lighting go from this to whatever the hell it is now? She looked legit okay for a mid-tier beauty YTer but now she looks like baby's first tutorial video (plz subscribe so I can get a better camera!!1!) Because at leath this lighting hides some of her flaws but also mildly flatters her? Like I can legit see why people could find her weirdly attractive here but now I am absolutely lost when people envy her and her current form.

No. 257415

>>257407
They look so cute here. I'll never get over how much they let themselves go. I remember actually being a little jealous when I watched this vid back then.

No. 257422

>>257137
Probably because he's fat and was consuming at least 2,000 calories in ten minutes

No. 257780

>>257407
fucking rip @ that gif. this thread keeps me motivated to not be a fat piece of shit

No. 257786

>>257352
>>257407
The reason i wonder why she does ootd videos anyway if she neber ever wears those clothes out in public. Cus even if those outfits do loom like garbage she at least puts her understanding if effort in them and is obviously confident enough to film her in them

No. 257795

>>257313
>>257352
the answer is obvious: that shit doesn't actually fit her. she's so stuffed into all those cute clothes because she cares more about the letter on the label than not looking like a sausage. no way she could sit down in any of that shit without busting seams. THAT'S why she doesn't wear shit out of the house.

No. 257803

>>257795

Even when she isn't sitting down those dresses look like they are ready to burst as the seams or you are dangerously close to getting a look at her gross flabby ass. She's so concerned with being seen as a "goffic fashun queen" that she doesn't care how shit she looks. Even baggy hoodies and jeans can't hide how fat she has gotten.

No. 257819

File: 1488042014274.png (657.52 KB, 593x602, grumps.PNG)

i get that she might not want to wear 99% of her ootd outfits while performing with game grumps on stage because those outfits are a bit formal/dressy, and game grumps is more of a casual atmosphere.
however, that does not excuse her sloppy outfit. she should wear something more like pic related. a nice shirt, leggings, and boots (that actually match her outfit tho).

No. 257828

>>257819
Exactly. The tunic+leggings+boots is in, can potentially hide her stomach if she gets some that fit her, and is still casual enough to fit the Grumps atmosphere but can also look nice when styled correctly.

No. 257833

>>257415
I totally agree. I think they both look nice here. I wonder how it's possible for people to fall so hard and so fast.

No. 257836

>>257833
Exactly. This is a HUGE difference in only about 3 years' time. If they keep staying lazy and eating garbage, just imagine what they'll be like in another 3 years.

No. 258021

>>257819
why does she always do that thumb up in photos. she looks so stupid

No. 258024

>>258021

Not as stupid as the winking she always does like she just finished giving someone a blowjob and she got cum in her eye.

No. 258595

Did suzy ever go rot collage? I know that arin dropped out of high school but I'm not sure if suzy ever advanced to anything after post secondary education. I've always been wondering why they continue with youtube besides for money purposes since they sound so depressed in their videos, but I never thought to think about their education situation. If neither have a college/university degree nonless finished high-school then they're probably resorting to YouTube videos as its the only thing they can do since getting a job without a high school diploma is very hard these days in first world countries

No. 258598

>>258595
iirc, she graduated hs and went to art school for a little while? But then dropped out.

she also has some sort of taxidermy certificate?

No. 258603

File: 1488122655284.png (1.36 MB, 640x902, ehh.png)

>>257819
Okay, I now we shit on this outfit when she posted it because of her drag queen choice in make up, but even something like this would look more put together than what she had been wearing to the live shows.

No. 258615

>>258595

She dropped out of college because her scholarships ran out. Which knowing her has to be some kind of lie. I wouldn't be surprised if it was because she flunked out.

No. 258827

>>258603
Dat photoshopped jawline though.

No. 258876

>>258827

She clearly has more chins than that. Obvious edit is obvious

No. 258891

In today's Zelda episode, Arin mentioned the "theory" out there that he's a closet repressed transgender again, why does he keep mistakenly attributing it to Tumblr? 4chan's /lgbt/ board started that, not Tumblr.

No. 258918

>>258891

Who cares where it originated. It's fucking retarded

No. 258926

>>258891
I'm sure tumblr has the same theory.

No. 258950

>>258891

…There's an actual theory about that? I'm assuming it's because his favorite color is pink, he has long hair, and has occasionally worn a dress/make up for the lulz?

What the fuck, that's just overwhelming sad.

No. 258958

>>258891
This came from his LiveJournal entries. He talks about wanting to be a girl a few times. I can't look through his old lj right now but if no one's on it by the time I get a chance I'll look for it.

No. 258975

>>258958
It was easier to find than I thought it would be.
http://egoraptor.livejournal.com/100565.html

It's in the comments. Now, I don't think this means he wants to be a woman by any means, it's just a few comments but this is the comment that started that. This and him liking "girl things" just fuel the fire so people take it beyond what it should be. But lets say it was true, that's never going to happen, he's been with Suzy all his life and doesn't know any better, so if this is true then she would never let him explore that part of himself.

bonus entry that made me laugh
http://egoraptor.livejournal.com/100239.html

i think this is when him and suzy had broken up for a while? he mentions a 'katie' being the last person he fell in love with.

No. 258990

I always got gay vibes from him, honestly. I don't think he's trans, but he seems really in touch with his feminine side at times.

>>258975
All these years later and I still have no idea who this Katie girl is, he used to post about her a lot on his Deviantart page too:
http://egoraptor.deviantart.com/art/She-s-so-beautiful-7809240

No. 258992

>>258990

And of course Suzy is there stalking him. She was probably seething with jealousy when they were broken up.

No. 258995

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>>258990
Apparently Katie is from Chicago, so it's hard to say if they were actually dating or if it was a online long distance thing.

I do kind of wonder how Arin would be different if this relationship had panned out and Suzy never came back into the picture. Would he be as obese and tired?

No. 258998

>>258995

Hard to say. Don't know shit about this Katie so I'm not sure he'd turn out the same.

No. 259039

>>258975
I kind of have the feeling that he was just joking about it.

No. 259123

>>258891
Wasn't whoever sent Arin those emails trying to force him to come out as bisexual a Tumblr user? There probably are a few crazies that seriously think that. Especially since the grumps encouraged all the polygrumps shit.

Hell I've seen trans headcannons of grumps on Tumblr

No. 259124

>>258926

Tumblr thinks EVERYONE is a closet repressed transgender though.

No. 259156

>>259123
Yep. The person who did that kept harassing Arin and then shared every single detail with it on Tumblr, insisting to Arin that he was being horrible or irresponsible because they wanted him to represent the LGBT community publicly. Arin ended up finding out about her posts about their emails and was fuckin piiiiiissssed. And the girl shared that email, too. lol

No. 259158


No. 259236

>>259123
>having headcanons about actual fucking people
This is a new realm of autism.

No. 259572

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>>259236
>> forced trans headcanons on anyone/thing is fucking cringe
Anyways I used to think Arin was bi or genderfluid at least, but it's just him being a fucking beta, he's always like girl characters because *~*hawt gurlll*~* it is fucking sad he never got to know more people aside from Suzy, I remember he drew Katie on his deviantart account and Suzy was in every single comment sections talking about how cute or hot Katie was, it was fucking weird
What kind of person breaks up with someone so they can fuck someone else and still stalk the ex's sns' lol

No. 259574

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No. 259682

>>256832
She's evolved into female Arin. holyshit

No. 259685

>>257296
What's the point of owning so many clothes when you only wear hoodies and jeans?? I hate Snoozy and her money grubbing ass so much

No. 259688

>>259685

It's so she can say "Look how goth and trendy I am! Aren't you totally jealous of me?"

No. 259691

>>259682

I'd say thy absolutely deserve each other at this point.

No. 259729


No. 259783

File: 1488226519259.png (72.54 KB, 639x549, Holly ptsd.png)

usually PTSD is caused by things like rape, grievous bodily injury, witnessing death, murder, etc.

Holly got PTSD from being on a reality show

No. 259784

>>259783

Yeah, I think it's really shitty to compare being in a shitty reality tv show to experiencing actual combat. I'd expect Suzy to say some dumb shit like that. Slowly but surely I'm starting to not be a fan of Holly's

No. 259788

>>259783
>>259784
How did participating in reality show make her have cosplay PTSD??

No. 259789

>>259783
I mean, it can technically be caused by a lot of stressful situations. The show she was on did, in fact, put an immense amount of pressure on her. And as someone who clearly had mental health issues, plus abusive parents that she also had to deal with at the time, I'm not terribly surprised.

No. 259790

>>257296
i know you guys rag on her a lot about her body, but i actually think she has quite a nice figure. her face is fat af and the fact that she gains in her neck doesn't help, but i like pear bodies.

No. 259791

>>259783
What reality show??

No. 259792

>>259784
Which show

No. 259793

>>259791
>>259792
Heroes of Cosplay

No. 259804

>>259790

If you like fat girls, then just say it. Don't try to qualify it with "Well only these parts of her are actually fat". If she has a fat face, fat arms, fat neck and fat gut, then she is fat. No two ways about it.

No. 259819

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>>259790
Just a little reminder for you anon

No. 259838

>>259819

But apparently this doesn't make her fat. Fucking really?

No. 259850

>>259804
her arms and stomach aren't fat? because someone gains weight in their face and neck doesn't mean their entire body is fat.

No. 259853

>>259838
in her videos where she shows off her outfits she's not fat. there are plenty of people who have average bodies but because their necks or faces hold weight, they look way bigger than they actually are. as in, if her body was on a woman with a normal face, i don't think as many people would call her out. again, i dont think that because she has a fat neck she's fat all over. her arms look atrocious in the pics above but i'd never seen her arms look like that + the angle doesnt help

No. 259856

>>259783

I think Holly also lost one of her really close friendships (Jessica Merizan) because of the show. I can't recall details but I know that they basically never interacted again after the show aired. They had been friends since they were really little so I can see how all of that could be traumatic in some way.

No. 259857

>>259783
Christ what a baby lmao

No. 259860

>>259783
>>259784
>>259788

PTSD can come up in different ways, basically any situation that is high stress. I used to work in the complaints department at a call center and the stress of it got to me that I started having panic attacks any time my personal phone rang or when I had to make a personal call, which is symptoms of PTSD. It can occur for really stupid reasons, but if it made sense it wouldn't be a disorder.
In any case Holly isn't happy cosplaying anymore so people shouldn't rag on her to do it. I love Holly though so I'm a bit biased.

No. 259989

>>259856
they had a business together, Crabcat Industries, that went kaput after the show was over

No. 260029

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No. 260046

Welp…..

No. 260052

>>260029
Geez, Arin sure has let himself go. He looks like a mess.I don't see why Game Grumps fans are always drooling over Arin and Dan. Neither of them are very attractive.They'd look better if they actually put some effort into their appearance.

Also at first glance I totally thought that far left pic of Arin was actually Suzy.

No. 260055

>>260046

(Arin and Dan take off their shirts and bare their chests to the audience, then swap shirts with each other)
Dan: "This shirt is so sweaty. Oh my god."
Arin: "You look like you're wearing your boyfriend's shirt."
Dan: "I am."

They deserve all the weird ass gay fanart and fanfics they get. They pander to that shit so bad.

No. 260056

>>260052

Legit thought that was Suzy as well, which is sad. I think there was a twitter video where they were trying to set up a tv and I thought Arin was Suzy when she walked by the camera.

No. 260059

>>260029
Fucking hell, Arin is huge now!

No. 260061

>>259783
What an attention whore. Why would cosplay give her panic attacks??

No. 260062

>>260052
I thought that was suzy too! I think Arin has an alright face and even though he's not my type whatsoever, he had a kind of cute boy next door quality to him in much older pictures. Dan looks super creepy, dirty, and just over all gross. I'm not sure what his appeal is whatsoever.

No. 260063

>>259857
She needs her safe space.

No. 260069

>>260029
fat sweaty and little bulge lol

No. 260079

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>>260062
Dan actually does cleans up pretty nicely. He'd look a lot better if he tamed that bird nest on his head. It looks so dry and unkempt. A little hair product would go a long way! He should shave too.

No. 260087

>>260029
i want arin to care about his healthy and body again; he was going to gym and eating better a few years ago. he's about my age and shit doesn't get easier. start now arin, be a better person for yourself, be better than your wife.

No. 260421

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>>259850
>>259853
>her arms and stomach aren't fat?
Yes they are and yes it is. Pic related. I have no idea how you could be so blind to this.
Note that she also sucks in in her OOTD videos. Suzy got lucky in that her fat doesn't typically go to her waist or stomach area, but she's got to a size now where she definitely has a gut. See >>254930.

No. 260433

>>260421
get out ana chan, while her arms and stomach are getting bigger, she just looks like a skinny girl who got bloated, her stomach isnt "fat" neither are her arms, imo shes 10 lbs away from being fat, maybe chubby but certainly not fat

No. 260434

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>>260421
she can't even stand without copying other people

No. 260438

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>>260079
I agree. To be honest I think Dan is actually hot when he's cleaned up and kempt.

No. 260444

>>260434
Oh my god, not even kidding I was just about to post this.

No. 260446

>>260433
exactly. she has pretty nice hips at this weight though, tbh. she could lose some weight but she's average. like you said, 10 lb gain she'd be solidly chubby, but she's not fat now. because she gains weight in her face and neck it makes her look way bigger than she actually is.

No. 260450

>>260446

So yeah. She is fat then. Fat face, neck, arms and visible gut, but she isn't fat? Okay. Sure

No. 260453

>>260434

More like her gut is causing her to lean forward

No. 260457

>>260438
No matter how kempt he is, he will always give off these "guy who lives on the end of your street and always asks how school’s going and if your sister 18 yet" vibes

No. 260458

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>>260433
>she just looks like a skinny girl who got bloated
You're either a fan of hers or you're as fat as her yourself. There's no other reason why you'd be this defensive.
>>260446
>she's average
Yeah, you sound fat.
Suzy is a pig, deal with it.

No. 260459

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No. 260478

>>260421
Plus the fact that this isn't a recent photo

Suzy is fat deal with it, she definantly has a bmi well over 25

No. 260480

>>260459
Woah, uncanny. Isn't Dan a fan fucker too?

No. 260496

>>260478

The scary thing is that it's only a couple of months old. The fact hat she has gotten even bigger since then is haunting.

No. 260504

>>260480

I dunno, aren't those just rumours? I haven't heard of Dan fucking any fan, he keeps it pretty down low (or I follow the wrong gossip outlets)

No. 260518

>>260504

It's just a rumor. If anything he is creeped out by fans, considering how they all ask to touch his hair and skin as well as any girl he mentions getting stalked and harassed.

No. 260555

>>260504
They're just rumors, however alot of people get creeper vibes from him because he's broughton up the topic of underage girls multiple times in some let's plays

No. 261100

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read which institutions each author is associated with

No. 261102

>>261100
that is some of the most unprofessional shit ever ugh

No. 261125

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>>261100
Guess that's what happens when you quit your tenured position in London to go tell dick "jokes" with your buddy.

>Brian Wecht: Ph.D. UCSD (2004). Postdocs: MIT, IAS, MCTP, Harvard. Was tenured faculty at Queen Mary, London. Then left physics to fully be Ninja Brian.

No. 261163

>>261125
Yeah but you know, maybe he makes more money out of it. I feel like as dumb as Ninja Sex Party is and Starbomb, they have so many teen fans that they make bank out of it. So I can't really blame him.

No. 261207

>>260518

Take from this what you will, cuz I don't have proof, but I've heard from someone close to them that he actually has bragged numerous times about hooking up w/ fans

No. 261238

>>261207

Then why say it if you know it's complete bullshit? It's incredibly irresponsible to knowingly put false information out like that. " I don't have any proof, but I heard Danny totally hooks up with fans". Do you have any idea how stupid you sound?

No. 261252

>>261238
Not that anon, but calm down, jeez. They weren't claiming it was actually true or reliable, hence it being prefaced with "take from this what you will".

No. 261253

>>261238
holy shit you mad, you do know you're on a gossip board right?

No. 261260

>>261252
>>261253

Look. I don't like Suzy or the Grumps as much as then next person. But I'm not going to make shit up just to make them sound worse because all that does is give them and their fans extra ammo when they say "They are just crazy conspiracy theorists/haters who make up shit about them". What does spreading bullshit you know isn't true solve? If you hit them with the truth then there is nothing they can say back at you, but if you are just spreading lies about them then they immediately discredit you. I know Suzy is a fat cow and no amount of bullshit she spews changes that, but I'm not going to suddenly believe that Danny secretly hooks up with fans and doesn't tell anyone without any kind of proof.

No. 261269

>>261260
Not gonna dwell deeper into this, but I know that he had a thing with atleast one fan. She was pretty vocal about it a few years ago. But it honestly seemed like a healthy and stable (and also short lived) relationship so I don't think less of him for it.
I don't think Dan is "that guy" who rapes little fan girls. He just enjoys his fair share of sexual encounters with legal, consenting girls who happen to be fans. Nothing wrong about that.

No. 261279

>>261100
Why did Brian leave his job? Was it really his choice or was he pressured by Dan? I wonder how his wife feels about it.

No. 261280

>>261269

If it's two consenting adults, then that's fine by me. He can do whatever he wants. But people are trying to paint it as he preys on girls and their fantacism for him and Game Grumps and he totally brags about banging them despite no evidence of that being true.

No. 261288

Why are we suddenly trying to paint Dan as an absolute asshole? Did talking about Snoozy's weight gain finally become boring?

No. 261295

>>261288
It's been boring for a while but nothing else ever comes up around here.

No. 261306

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Do you guys think she'll hop on the new Zelda game bandwagon or do you think she'll hate it since Arin obviously will?

Never forget when it took her exactly a week to apparently change her mind

No. 261329

>>261306

Since she is always trying to play counterculture contrarian like Arin I have no doubt she will play it just to say "Look how bad it is". All the while trying to play it up that she was always this huge Zelda fan, more than anyone who dares to criticize her. I say send this to her twitter the day she uploads it.

No. 261585

>>261280
Completely agree, but I will say that IF he has been with fans, considering how autistic the GG fandom is over his jewfro, then he must have a sixth sense for tight-lipped women.

No. 261618

>>261163
If he has more fun or makes more money then power to him, I'm just saying it's a hell of a career progression to go from tenured professor to internet comedy ninja.

No. 261637

>>261100
Whats fucked is that GG and NSP are gonna be short lived careers. Theyre not like RT or Yogscast with an actual company attached and theres no real long term thought put into this. He left a tenured solid as fuck job so he could gamble (with a kid keep in mind) his future on a shitty 'band' that only got famous cause dan decided to fill in a spot on a couch.
I understand chasing your dreams and yeah aiight maybe NSP / GG makes fat bank now…but youre basing your life income on something that at ANY GIVEN TIME can just be obliterated.
If youre Dan or Arin & Snoozy i get it. They dont seem to really wanna do anything, like shit Dan got his dream fufilled and Aroozy get to binge, go on trips etc with only cats to think about. (Not that theyre not precious lil babies)
BUT BRIAN HAS AN ACTUAL CHILD. ANOTHER TINY HUMAN WHICH HIM AND HIS WIFE NEED SO MUCH GOD DAMN MONEY TO SUPPORT IN THE FUTURE TO COME.
Thats just what i find really retarded in all this.
(Plus people straight up kill for a tenure and he left it to play keyboard behind a greasy jew in a leotard to offkey synth beats about lazers and fucking)

No. 261656

>>261637
As much as I don't care about NSP, I think Brian had enough of a financial safety net to leave his job & pursue the band. People live as starving artists all the time with literally no education/degree/back-up plan, not that that is smart, but Brian at least has a PhD. If NSP fails he can still at the very least teach- even if it's part time at a community college.

Maybe it's dumb but I think it's nice when people pursue art, even if it's a parody band that sings about dinosaurs and dicks.

No. 261746

>>261280
sorry, i only mentioned it because other anon brought it up and i only heard the gossip for the first time like last week and thought it was an insane coincidence…slightly hoping that >>260480 knew more that I didn't…my info came from someone in their inner circle, but at the same time– they are a petty group of friends and honestly maybe danny just mentioned it one or two times and whoever told me about it found it annoying and it blew it out of proportion, making it sound like he was bragging. i am a casual fan of theirs as well, and ultimately you're right he can date whoever he wants, fan or not…

back to the suzy bashing

No. 261770

>>261656
given that he spent the gap on a shitty internet band, he might get passed over by others who at least have been working on it for a bit, even for a part time community college gig–which will never pay enough for a baby.

how old is his child? depending on how long he was working as a tenured professor it likely isn't enough for all the things the child will need – or a university education, down the line

No. 261785

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>>261125
I think in the end he gets to spend more and less stressful time with his family and if he really wants he can actually go back. For all we know he is on sabbatical.

In Suz news have you every photo edited your face so much that your glasses look like a cheap snapchat filter?

No. 261793

>>261785

We all know she has more chins than that. So obvious she edits

No. 261804

>>261770
Their kid has to be four by now. At least.

No. 261840

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>>261785
>>261793

Any attempts that Suzy has on photoshopping her face for instagram are completely undone when she uploads a video that shows off her bloated, extremely full face.
It's looking less like her Instagram and YouTube are two different accounts, and more like they feature two different people.

No. 261856

>>261840

Holy shit. I can't tell who has more chins at this point.

No. 261859

>>261637
He will be fine. Leaving a tenured position at Queen Mary was an idiotic move imo but his pedigree and the fact that its an actual Science PHD will net him a job anywhere. It probably won't be as good as Queen Mary, but he can easily get another fulltime and possibly tenured at almost any state school and most private institutions in the states.

No. 261866

>>261840
Why is one of Arin's nails always painted?

No. 261869

>>261785
>if he really wants he can actually go back

it's pretty difficult to keep up with a field if you leave academia and aren't "practicing" science as your day job.

then again, for Brian it's all theory, which you don't need a lab for (especially string theory amirite), and if he's still publishing he's sticking with it, despite his extremely heavy workload of posting "buttsex" on the Game Grumps twitter account

No. 261877

>>261859
how many state schools you think have physics departments with string theorists?

it's not like he can just commute down to Cal State Northridge, and there's no way in hell Cal Tech would take him as anything but an adjunct at best

No. 261926

>>261866
pretty sure he said it's to distract during magic tricks or something

No. 262102

>>261926
so he's copying penn jillette? jfc they're both so unoriginal.

No. 262205

>>261926
>magic tricks
Like what? Making food disappear?

No. 262218

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No. 262254

>>261859
>>261869
I'll admit I'm not in his exact field or part of the world but in my experience with science/academia, people who drop a respectable position to go do something dumb (like play in a shitty geek band called Ninja Sex Party of all things) aren't necessarily welcomed back with open arms. At my old place a girl came in for an interview who dropped out of a PhD track at MIT to chase after her crush (who dumped her right after) and even though her credentials were great, everyone was super sceptical about her because can you really trust the professional judgement of someone who drops out of MIT for no good reason? What if she abandons this position on a flight of fancy, too?
Plus even going into industry is considered a death sentence for an academic career, not just because of the pay but because people can never keep up if they're not in the middle of the action. Maybe it's different for theoretical physics, idk.

Maybe if he spins it as a sabbatical and finds a less competitive place to apply to he can get tenured again, but I agree with the anons who are saying it was a dumb move to leave in the first place. Especially with a young family.

No. 262389

>>262205
rofl. Love you, anon

No. 262392

>>262254
idk, I can kinda understand why he did it. Academia is stupid competitive and unless you luck out and get a position at a very nice school you're not going to get paid very well. might as well do something that gives him a dependably decent income in a major city, then he can look for a position on his own time with a nice nest egg to send his daughter to one of those private liberal arts schools with, especially if he keeps publishing unaffiliated with an institution.

No. 262741

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Nice try, Snooz, but even with you pulling on it we can tell it barely wraps around your body.

No. 262765

>>262741

Exactly. It's so obvious that her gut is causing it to lift up so she has to keep pulling it down. Put down the fork you fat cow.

No. 262781

>>262741
Her thighs have gotten so flabby

No. 262815

>>262781

As if they weren't already? She's always been flabby and average looking.

No. 262909

>>262741
lol that pic is stretched vertically

No. 262950

>>262909

It seems like she always does that when she wants to appear thinner. It's quite sad seeing someone who has no idea how to just accept being fat. She keeps looking for every excuse and every trick instead of jus admitting how much of a slob she has become.

No. 263055

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>>262741
Nice try there Snoozbag.

No. 263058

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>>263055
Nice arms too

No. 263063

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>>263058
Fuck her arms are literal ham hocks :^|

>>262205
kek

No. 263094

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Does she ever shut the hell up about Overwatch?

No. 263100

>>259850
Exactly.
You can hold fat in the entirety of your arms and in your legs, in your stomach, in your hands etc.
But that doesn't make you fat.
Makes perfect sense.

No. 263102

>>263094
Don't you understand anon? She's a GAMER and GAMERS complain all the time.

She must be playing even worse than usual if people are getting that salty. Her negative k/ds make me shudder.

No. 263126

>>263058

Jesus fucking christ she looks so god damn hammy.

No. 263129

>>263094

I know right. Like shut the fuck up about Overwatch Suzy. It doesn't make you a real gamur gurl just cause you keep talking about it. And it doesn't help that you are completely shit at the game. So of course your team is salty.

No. 263132

>>263102
To be fair, she mains Mercy so a negative k/d ratio is kind of understandable, but her ratios for characters in classes other than support are pretty terrible too.

As much as I hate toxic players in OW, I'd love to hear her get cussed out for playing like shit, kek.

No. 263135

>>263132

I'm guessing she plays with her mic turned off. Because that would be a lot of cussing out since she is so garbage at the game. I would pay money to see her get bitched out during a game because of how awful she plays.

No. 263158

>>263132
The negative k/ds I was talking about were from when she was playing Reaper. Her Mercy is pretty mediocre anyway.

No. 263159

>>263158

Yeah. She plays Reaper when she wants to play offense. And she is god awful with him. She doesn't use any of his escape abilities, yet constantly dives into the other team

No. 263168

>>263129
lol Suzy is a fucking gold player anyway. Gold players are still terrible. I think she eventually dipped into platinum but she brute forces it through millions of comp games played + forcing other people to carry her. (And you still find absolutely awful people in platinum anyway.) She probably has a gold Mercy weapon.

No. 263170

>>263168

I'm sure anyone could get to platinum if they were able to sit on their fat ass all day playing the game while stuffing their face with Doritos and Pepsi. Especially if they just had better players carry them the whole time. And I have no doubt she has a gold Mercy weapon, because Suzy is the walking definition of a status symbol. If there is something she can buy that allows her to think she is better than everyone, then you bet your ass she will find some way to get it.

No. 263188

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>>263168
wait. She only got to Gold? There's where I got with only my placement matches because I only wanted to see where I stand. She even has "friends" that could carry her–I play with strangers who don't mic. She really is absolutely terrible.

>>262741
Thankfully she has a jacket that might fit that Arin bought her for Valentines Day. At least he's not in denial about her size.

No. 263190

>>263188

He probably got some shit for buying something that was actually in her size.She is definitely the type of bitch to turn a nice gesture into "Did you just call me fat?!"

No. 263203

>>262741
She's got some Charms eyebrows going on.

No. 263227

Suzy: What does DQ mean?



Really?

Also, the irony that Snooze loses the eating contest minigame.

No. 263234

>>263227

For someone who claims they are a huge gamer, Suzy seems to not know any terms that are commonly associated with video games.

No. 263239

>>263227
Even if you don't game, I feel like if you used common sense you could figure out what DQ means

No. 263244

>>263239
>>263227

I mean the only DQ Suzy is intimately familiar with is Dairy Queen.

No. 263247

>>263244

Surprised she doesn't have Arin publicly fellating them for sponsorship like he does with Wendy's. The more burgers she can shovel into her gut, the better. Right?

No. 263253

>>263227
I weirdly find Suzy a lot more likeable in this than usual. Her and Barry actually have decent chemistry.
I chuckled when she was like "I might be actually dumb" before laughing after losing on the treasure chest thing at the end. Feels weird to say but it was kinda cute.

No. 263257

>>263253
Same actually, her voice was less annoying than usual and she seemed pretty chill. Also I thought she looked alright by Snooz standards honestly.

I wonder if she's ever actually watched It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia or if she just bought that shirt bc it's a popular thing that might get her more attention?

No. 263259

>>263257

She's constantly fellating Charlie Day, so she might be a fan

No. 263261

>>263257

But no, she still is hammy looking

No. 263266

>>263261
Oh yeah she's hammy as fuck but I think her bangs are flattering and her makeup wasn't super overdone for once.

No. 263278

>>263266
>>263253

I think low-lighting also helped her look-wise. But agreed, she wasn't as intolerable as usual.

No. 263478

>>263227

what's the context for DQ? I don't feel like watching her entire video to see that moment

the only thing I can think of is Dragon's Quest

No. 263483

>>263478
I didn't watch it but "disqualified" I imagine?

No. 263491

>>263478

It's usually means disqualified

No. 263512

>>263478
>>263483
>>263491
It was for disqualified.

No. 263865

>>263483
>>263491
>>263512

ah thank you, it was my other guess but I had no idea in what context Barry mentioned it, so oops

No. 264378

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Does anyone know why she suddenly started tweeting about babies and one day giving birth to them? Perhaps arin was suggesting something about kids since he's stated in a video before that he would love to have children one day if I'm correct

No. 264380

>>264378
Please don't let these fat lazy (wo)manchildren breed and be responsible for tiny humans.

No. 264383

>>264378
Sounds like it. She was always pretty tight lipped in the past about when/if she and Arin would have kids and told people it wasn't their business; which it isn't. It sounds like Arin might be giving in to his biological imperative though. Suzy would be a shit mother and either ignore the kid or utilize it for edgy mom points and plaster it all over the internet.

No. 264390

>>264378

Well she and Arin are heading towards their thirties, so this would be around the time they'd start planning for children (if they were to have any). Definitely can't see Suzy being a good mother though, she seems way too self-centered to cater to another human being.

It makes me wonder though…what happens to Game Grumps if Suzy gets pregnant? Once the baby was born Arin wouldn't be able to record as much since presumably he'd be helping take care of a newborn, which sucks cuz he's the main host.

On the plus side, Suzy could use the baby weight as a new excuse for why she's such a ham.

No. 264393

>>264378

As much as the thought of Suzy producing another human being disgusts me, it sounds more like she doing her retarded edgy schtick where she talks about looking up super gross and creepy stuff to look like a total deep and dark edgelord. She would be a terrible mother, as she is completely incapable of thinking of anyone but herself and when she does do nice things for other people it is always couched in "Look how good a person I am! Aren't I so awesome and make you totally jealous of me?"

No. 264433

arin eats about 3500 calories worth of cupcakes in 6 minutes. i hope he never reproduces.
granted he only eats 12 out of the 270 he's dared to eat.

No. 264436

>>264433

These two fat slobs deserve each other at this point.

No. 264439

>>264433

i also just remembered that there was a recent episode where he said he grew a beard to cover his chins lol

No. 264448

>>264439

I thought his excuse was that he cut his chin while vomiting into a toilet when he got sick at MAGfest.

I bet Suzy wishes she had a built in excuse like that. She just resorts to obviously covering her chins in photos and hoping no one will notice what she is doing.

No. 264528

Let's just hope that they'll get too fat to be able to have sex before they decide they want kids

No. 264536

>>264528

I'm sure Suzy will come up with some bullshit about how "I never knew how much I always wanted to be a mommy"

No. 264547

>>264378
Oh my god, please dont ever reproduce, Snooze. You are the dumbest human being…

No. 264549

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>>264378
Both Arin and Snoozy have terrible diets!! You can see them putting pepsi in their baby's bottle and thinking it's normal to give them a ton of sugar before they're 3-4 years old. Please, if there is a God, don't let these two have a kid.

No. 264566

>>264549

I have no doubt that they would be god awful parents. Between Suzy's Tumblrina bullshit and general stupidity and Arin's bodrine retardation, that kid is never going to have a chance.

No. 264568

>>264528
you say that but even the hamlord herself tess munster conceived and gave birth…

No. 264572

File: 1488852054435.jpg (143.18 KB, 700x699, baby bump.jpg)

>>264568
lol remember her "baby bump" pic?

No. 264578

>>264572
This is the funniest thing I've seen in while

No. 264582

>>264572

Yup. That will be Suzy in about 2 years. Shitty tattoo and all.

No. 264596

>>264572
This is disgusting and should be illegal. Congrats, you're a selfish cow who is birthing a child with terrible health and probable birth defects because you're too selfish to put down the fork.

I wonder if Suzy will ever get this bad though?

No. 264609

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No. 264638

>>264596

Considering how much she has ballooned in three years and the sea of retards who tell her how pretty and perfect she is, I have no doubt she will.

No. 264660

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>>264378
Maybe she saw this post by the freaks at polygrumps

No. 264665

>>264660

i don't think holly would get pregnant. at least not for a long while. her and ross don't seem like the type right now.

that last paragraph tho. whyyyyyy

No. 264671

>>264660

Fucking why. Why is this a thing?

No. 264682

>>264660
Please stop posting this garbage

No. 264683

File: 1488873723635.jpg (48.27 KB, 600x440, IMG_9032.JPG)

>>264660
It's the grumps fault for encouraging them tbh

No. 264688

>>264683
Agreed. They keep feeding into it all the time, it's a valid thing to talk about sadly.

No. 264743

>>264433
Don't worry about the cupcakes he didn't finish - I'm sure Suzy managed to finish the rest off along with her cake made of bacon, gallon of sugary soda and her Wendy's sponsorship deal that includes the Triple Stacked Deep Fried Baconator XTreme.

No. 264770

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>>264660
OMFG Why are these people so fucking creepy?? I don't like Suzy or Holly, but they're still people and trying to place bets on who's gonna get knocked up first is fucking disgusting imo.

No. 264814

>>264433

As of now that video has over half a million views. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

No. 264834

https://www.reddit.com/r/gamegrumps/comments/5xz6hi/oh_marriage/

So this is a thread being discussed on the main sub, where people are unashamedly calling out how fat Arin and Suzy have become and even calling bullshit on her "thyroid" excuse. I'd just like to have sex with this moment and create other little moments with it. Even the main sub can't deny how fat Suzy is now.

No. 264836

>>264834
They're all getting downvoated though. That sub isn't the most clever one.

No. 264837

>>264834
Eh. kind of seems like most people are still defending them and going in on the OP. also the OP didn't even pick from some of Snooze's latest videos which really shows their fattness.

No. 264840

>>264814

i think people really underestimate their popularity. when i went to see game grumps live i had a friend come with me who haaaaates game grumps. i don't have any friends that do so i forced him to come along. he was honestly shocked that the theatre they were playing at was pretty much sold out, as it's a pretty sizable theatre. all night he kept saying he couldn't believe how popular they were.

No. 264841

>>264834
Maybe I just suck at reddit but all I'm really seeing is people saying they're so happy and sexy and #goals.

No. 264843

>>264841

that's because 99% of their fans are morbidly obese neck beards. they idolize arin and suzy because their physique is attainable and so they don't hate on them like the "chads" and "staceys"

No. 264845

>>264841
>>264836
>>264837

I'm just shocked something like this made its way to the main sub. OP has some serious balls to even post that.

No. 264860

>>264837
>>264845
it's an image from this thread >>243525

No. 264863

>>264840
It won't stay there for long; you can't really say anything critical or bad about them on their main sub without them (or their most diehard autismo fans) arcing up and getting extremely defensive. That's why rantgrumps/ventgrumps exists.
Remember when Suzy got called out for the Etsy scam stuff, Arin was furious and made that huge angry comment whiteknighting her ("she feels so sad n defeated u guissse"). Suzy herself commented too and tried to make up some bullshit excuses to defend herself.

No. 264876

>>264836

One comment: "Thyroid issues are especially difficult to confront because there is no single solution for everyone, often because of other accompanying health problems…"

Hold on while I get out me fucking violin. There's no easy solution to any number of health problems. That doesn't mean you just give up and use it as an excuse for your own laziness. It takes time, effort and patience to find a treatment that works for you. No single solution? No shit. Everyone is different.

Sage for bitter and chronically ill.

No. 264879

>>264876
>often because of other accompanying health problems
Which, in Suzy's case, means wrecking her body with fast food and prepackaged junk.

No. 264918

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>>264834
>Arin goes from looking like Spencer on iCarly to the lead singer of Seether

>>264841
Sort the comments by top voted and you'll see some of the ones agreeing with the OP. Even the ones trying to make excuses have a few people calling them out, like the one bringing up her "thyroid problems".

No. 265133

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those macrophiles sure love suzy

No. 265183

File: 1488944040538.jpg (102.98 KB, 1080x810, 17125903_1240660746010063_3883…)

Suzy is really pulling out all of the stops here for a fat girl Myspace angle:

- Lean forward so you seem thinner
- Bend your knees slightly so you seem physically smaller, and therefore not as large
- Grab the bottom of your sweater and stretch it down with your hands, that way it looks like the sweater isn't bunching up around your fat gut.

I'll bet if Suzy took this photo normally we'd be able to see at least an inch of bloated white stomach peeking out from beneath her sweater.

No. 265199

>>265183

Now all she needs is The Cure to start playing on her page and she'll win "Fat, White trash, goth" Bingo.

No doubt that if she took this normally, we see her fat gut peeking out of her sweater and folding over her waistline. She'd also have her hand up to her chins in an attempt to hide them.

No. 265251

>>265133

Please don't tell me that this is a real thing. I can't handle any more autistic creepy fetishes that involve Suzy.

No. 265361

>>264660
I made the mistake of looking at polygrumps out of boredom. I can't believe there's so many creepy fucks out there that draw and share porn of Holly and Suzy. It's already embarrassing enough that they thirst over such plain and borderline ugly girls and believe Suzy is "thicc"

No. 265392

>>265361
Suzy is thicc with mayonaise.

No. 265395

>>265183
Wow Arin really has got big. He needs to do some serious work on that soon, it's only gonna get harder to work it off the longer he waits :/

No. 265410

>>265395

They both have become land whales at this point. I figure neither one cares about each other's appearance anymore.

No. 265471

>>265395
He keeps bringing up that he's got a trainer but I really really don't see it. He's fatter than ever.

No. 265482

>>265471
he probably only does weight training and no cardio. combining that with a shitty diet and sedentary lifestyle really won't cause weight loss.

No. 265489

>>265471

Until I see results, I'm going to call bullshit anytime he or Suzy make any mention about losing weight or working out.

No. 265550


No. 265555

>>265550

Yup. Gotta agree with OP. Totally hit the nail on the head.

No. 265596

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>>261306

Don't worry, she's never played a Zelda game to begin with

No. 265601

>>265596

well this explains why she acted like zelda was a damsel in distress when she had those link & zelda outfits. why get the outfits if you haven't played the games?

No. 265605

>>265596
But she's such a gamergurrrrrl! Seriously, even casual gamers have played at least one Zelda or FF title. Even if they didn't beat it, that's still a lot more credibility than Suzy who actively tries to present herself as a gamer.

No. 265625

>>265596

Just even more proof of how full of shit she is, despite her claims of being a "gamer gurl who plays more video games than your boyfriend". And yet some how none of them were Zelda or Final Fantasy games, two of the top 3 most storied franchises in video game history. I want her fans to see this every time she claims to be a gamer.

No. 265802

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>>265596
holy shit, Zelda is the most basic bitch gamer girl game there is. everybody has played Zelda.

No. 265856

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>>265550
>Suzy I believe is strongly of the camp of “all women are bitches out to take my man”

yep that pretty much sums her up

No. 265858

>>265802
none of them have played zelda prolly lmao

No. 265872

>>265596
I'm not surprised. She probably can't play any games by herself. That's why she likes Overwatch and MH so much because she can get carried by others and pretend she's such a gamer gurl and did all the work

No. 265876

>>265858

Yeah, except for the part where there is archived footage of them playing at least 4 of them

No. 265877

>>265872

Yup. Can't get called out if no one can talk how garbage you are

No. 265923

>>265872
It's why she plays a ton of shitty flash games, dating sims, and puzzle games on her channel, but when it comes to playing a single player game that actually requires some sort of skill (i.e., Metal Gear Solid), Arin and/or Barry are playing and she never even makes an attempt at playing the game at all.

No. 265926

>>265923

Even when she does play those single player games, she immediately hands the controller over to Arin when she fails like "Let's see you do better". She doesn't want to be seen as anything other than the most perfect gamer ever and if you even start to shit talk her skills, she looks to quickly deflect so that she doesn't look that bad by comparison.

No. 265968

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i made a fanart for the suzy

No. 266030

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>>262205
>>265968

I fucking love this thread, Fucking goldmine!

No. 266059

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No. 266084

Does anyone happen to have the most unflattering image of suzy? I could do a hyper realistic/realistic digital art peice of it and we could send it to one of her social media accounts lol

No. 266086

>>266084

I'd say look for any photo of her without makeup. It is the stuff of nightmares

No. 266107

>>265596
Honestly no everybody has the time to play most of the Legend of Zelda games and the earlier ones are hard af, not gonna lie. So I wouldn't blame her for not playing the very first ones but the other popular (wind waker, majora masks and so on) are literally for KIDS.

You don't need to be a good player to finish them, and worst of all you look up a walkthrough on the internet for the tough levels.

Seriously Suzy that's lame for a supposedly gurl gamer whose sole job is to do videos and play video games. It's not even as time consuming as a FF game.

No. 266130

>>266107

Idk anon. When I was in elementary school I rented ocarina of time enough times to buy it and I was able to beat the game. I was probably in 3rd or 4th grade. Difficulty isn't an excuse to not even TRY playing them. Im honestly surprised she hasn't even touched them. FF and Zelda are like THE series to play and she hasn't played A ONE?

No. 266150

>>266107

She mentioned having a SNES growing up since she played Lion King. A Link to the Past was one of the most popular games on the console at the time, and yet somehow she never played it? Hell, I'm around her age and even I could beat that game as a kid. All this amounts is to her being a fake tryhard gamer gurl

No. 266196

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>>266084
this one's pretty bad

No. 266200

File: 1489085330209.png (313.65 KB, 609x264, CHSRO7C.png)

does suzy have suzy has fetal alcohol syndrome

No. 266204

>>266196

I think we may have a winner

No. 266228

>>266200

The general consensus is that she does but constantly denies it. I mean, it would certainly play into her made up narrative of her parents hating her if it were in fact true.

No. 266233


No. 266236

>>266228
to be fair, if suzy were my child I would totally hate her. Children usually mature around 18 and start really "growing up for real" in their early 20s. If she's this obnoxious and lazy as a mature adult, I can't even imagine what a little shit she was a kid or teenager

No. 266238

>>266233

I think >>266196 captures her chins more

No. 266242

>>266236

She was definitely your typical teen "goth, wannabe be edgelord, no one one understands me" type that every parent has to deal with at some point, but like turned up to 11 which made her absolutely insufferable I'm sure. Although whether she was well liked is up to who she is pandering to. In some stories she says she was bullied constantly for liking anime and video games, and in others she says she was super popular and all the boys wanted her and the girls were just jealous bitches.

No. 266328

>>266084
The ones from these screenshots are pretty unflattering. >>259819

No. 266401

File: 1489104226805.jpg (45.29 KB, 499x255, surejn.jpg)

Two tweets from today

1. She just added new illness for her to get attention. Your joints hurt? From stress? Sure Suzy. Not from your weight?

And also: what stress?
Elaborate please.

2. Okay that's too easy. Thanks.

No. 266404

>>266401

What the fuck does she have to be stressed about? She just sits on her fat ass all day and leeches off of her husband and plays Overwatch. They aren't living paycheck to paycheck or are starving. Like, good god does this bitch have no self-awareness.

Also yeah. Come on Suzy. You can at least try to hide how much of a fat cow you have become. Creaming your jeans over a donut shop opening doesn't really help your "But muh thyroid" case.

No. 266406

>>266401
>>250418
She tweeted not even a month ago about how she admittedly doesn't take care of herself and wants to change that, but already, she's back to gushing about donuts. How has she NOT put 2 + 2 together that the reason she's blown up in weight so quickly is because of the garbage she eats, or is she really that delusional/ in denial?

No. 266426

>>266084
>hyper-realism
>not using traditional art materials

peasant

No. 266428

>>266406

It's because she has retard fans who always excuse her bullshit, so why should she bother bettering herself. Even when she said she was "going to do a better job of taking care of herself" her fans showered her with shit like "It's ok. It's hard to follow your own advice", basically admitting that she is a huge fucking hypocrite, but that's ok because "yasss. Suzy is my queen!"

No. 266434

>>266401
TMJ is just your jaw, right? It's probably flaring up from overuse, not stress. lel.

No. 266437

>>266434

Probably from shoveling cupcakes and donuts in her mouth

No. 266439

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Anyone going to catch the stream? I don't know how the average person would be able to tolerate a straight hour of her… much less four hours.

No. 266442

>>266439

As if anyone will give enough of a shit to watch her be garbage at Overwatch for four hours. I swear I have never seen anyone with such an undeserved overinflated ego. Even her husband isn't that self-absorbed to throw a party to his success, but this cow of a woman never skips an opportunity to show off how awesome she thinks she is.

No. 266445

>>266426
Yes because I'm really going to waist my supplies on an Internet joke
Fuck off with your art superiority and sense of jerking off your own ego

No. 266697

does anyone have that one photo of arin and suzy having sex? Or at least that REALLY GOOD photoshop of some guy nailing a girl that looks just like suzy and has arin's body type? It got posted all over /v/ a few years ago right after the arin/jon breakup and I never thought to save it.

For more info on what the pic was of:

Suzy was laying flat on her back naked on a bed
Arin was on top of her
Arin was looking directly into the camera with a really disgusting and smug look
Suzy was just kind of staring at him or at the ceiling, I don't remember

No. 266702

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>>266439
>Limited edition hoodie for sale

Yeah, because that's all you can fit into, Snooze.

No. 266703

>>266702

Even hoodies don't fit her. She's always pulling them down over her gut

No. 266747

>>266697
why would you need that?

No. 266764

>>266747
not that anon, but I'm actually curious now, that was an actual thing? I've seen that pic that's 'Suzy' playing her 3ds and 'Arin' eating her out?? Any of these pics actually real?

No. 266766

>>266764
The one you described in still in one of the old threads, but I don't think it was ever 100% confirmed it was them. Haven't heard about any other images tho

No. 266778

>>266130
I was talking about the very first ones tbh and they're challenging, especially considering older games were made to be difficult to lenghten their lifespan, as you wouldn't buy several games at once.

They don't hold your hand and sometimes required you to buy magazines in which there were walkthrough and maps, or hints were given in the booklets.

>>266150
Admitting to not playing some games when they came out years ago it's excusable, I didn't have the funds to have several consoles for example.

But she's been married to Arin and has a shit ton of money to blow on stupid crap.
That could even be a serie idea for her yt channel "Suzy plays famous games for the first time!" with a relive your childhood kinda feel.

I'm not even trying and I'm still coming up with ideas that would kill two birds with one stone.

No. 266814

File: 1489141546059.jpg (1.26 MB, 1618x2018, Body-Conscious.jpg)

>>265968
You've inspired me to try one for myself amazing work annon

No. 266824

>>266814

That is incredible!

No. 266825

>>266814
Great art anon!

No. 266826

>>266814

How come Suzy is wearing that outfit the right way around?

No. 266827

>>266814
top kek anon! great work lmao

No. 266832

>>266778
I agreee, those were definitely hard.

But unlike us who maybe don't want to dish out money to get those older games, Suzy has NO EXCUSE for not having at least tried them at this point, because her husband has a gigantic game library. I had never gotten to play ANY Megaman or Metroid games as a kid bc we just couldn't buy a ton of games, but in the past few years I bought them on virtual console and played that shit. Suzy is just the epitome of lazy, fake gamer girl.

No. 266874

>>266814

Great work. Someone needs to tweet this at her.

No. 266901

File: 1489158104407.png (271.47 KB, 319x334, suzyzelda.PNG)

>>266832

i'm not so mad that she hasn't played the games, i have a pretty extensive game collection and there are even some popular series i haven't played before. what upsets me is that she has mentioned them both previously as if she HAD played them, and even has legend of zelda merchandise.

No. 266903

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No. 266905

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No. 266908

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No. 266912

>>266901
>>266903
>>266905
>>266906


Jesus fucking christ, what a shill. Like, she will literally say anything to make a quick buck. You're absolutely right, she's been acting like she is this huge Zelda/Final Fantasy fan this whole time, even trying to get others to buy merch related to the series. And she hadn't even played the fucking games. I swear, it's like she just invents new ways for people to hate her.

No. 266927

>>266908
If you even mentioned any of this past stuff to her I bet you would get blocked faster than she can inhale a box of donuts.

I can understand not finishing a loz or ff game but never playing one at all? That's embarrassing.

Half the time she don't even play the games herself on her own channel. She acted like she was the one who influenced other lpers to play HuniePop but any time I watched a video of it she wasn't even playing it, Arin was.

No. 266933

>>266901

Agreed. I know not everyone has time to play them. But I agree she always acts as if she's played them, and if gaming is part of her income you'd think that playing them to some degree and learning about them would be an investment in her career

No. 266937

>>266927

Not only would you get blocked, but you'd also get reamed out by her sea of retard fans who defend her from any kind of criticism.

And she didn't even start the Hunniepop trend. It was Markiplier and Pewdiepie as always who started the trend. And even others like Jesse Cox were playing it before she did. Like always, she just looks for whatever is the hot new thing on YouTube and plays it, all the while pretending like she is this huge trendsetter and not a complete sheep who can't do anything without leeching off of others success.

No. 266989

>>265876
4/23 is pretty good

No. 266991

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No. 267008

>>266991

Nah. This was before even her double chin. Not nearly as unflattering.

No. 267028


No. 267038

>>266814
lol the violin hips

perfect

No. 267046

>>267038

It really is all spot on

No. 267066

>>266991
this gets posted from time to time and every time my eyes never fail to notice that crater on her fivehead and the 'stache.

No. 267069

>>267066

Holy shit. I've never noticed the stache before.

No. 267159

>>266814
I just saw this after having a frustrating day at work! I love you, anon!

No. 267305

did suzy graduate high school?

No. 267306

>>266991
girl you can pluck them brows to hell and back but not even a bleach for that stash?

No. 267307

>>267305

Yes she did, surprisingly. But she dropped out of college because "her scholarships ran out" which more then likely means she flunked out because it was too hard.

No. 267308

>>265596
Is this bitch serious???

No. 267310

>>267308

Sometimes I wish she was lying or trolling. But nope, she is for real

No. 267333

>>265596

Suzy reminds me of the "gamers" that started emerging back in 2008 with the rise of the shitty Facebook "games" like Farmville, Mafia Wars, etc. They call themselves gamers but haven't played much besides their mobile/facebook games and maybe some minigame party games on consoles. When they try to play anything more complicated, they fail miserably. Most know they're not great but still have fun and keep learning so they can get better. Some, like Suzy, think they're great any way and never get better at anything (Overwatch, Monster Hunter, etc.).

No. 267334

>>267333

And yet she wonders why she feels like she doesn't belong in the gaming community.

No. 267457

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I was looking through her videos on kkg and this shit is kinda sad

12k when it's only just her

500k when she has all these other popular YouTubers

I was also seeing a lot of videos with only 2k-5k views lmao

No. 267467

>>260433
> thinks someone with 4 chins is fat
> "you're all ana-chans!!!!"
It's okay anon, we just have functioning thyroids. And don't eat 12 donuts as a snack.

No. 267490

>>267457

Yep. Her views are piss poor when she doesn't have Arin or his friends on the channel. No one gives a shit if it's just her

No. 267500

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>>265550
That dude pretty much nails it!!

Also, we got this special snowflake who thinks she's Snoozy

>ChubbyTuna 2 points 2 days ago

To be fair I'm a bit of a Tomboy and I burp loudly (When I'm comfortable around the people who are present) and I talk about girls I would smash even though I'm straight. I can relate to that behaviour I've always been that way.


You go gurl!! You're not like those other gurls and burp and fart and sometimes even poop. tee hee

No. 267502

>>267500


Wasn't sure how to respond to that, but you nailed it anon. Bitch, that's the exact same thing Snoozy does. You're just as bad as her.

No. 267669

https://www.twitch.tv/kittykatgaming

She's streaming and playing a trivia game.

No. 267672

>>267669
what is going on with her bangs?

No. 267674

>>267672
No idea.
But whatever it is isn't good.

No. 267678

>>267669
I wish she would just sit still, it's distracting

No. 267679

Take a shot every time Suzy says "oh shit"

No. 267683

>>267679
Damn she's boring, wish she'd switch to something more interesting than…this

No. 267686

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Wait, she calls gluing butterflies into a frame taxidermy? Lol did she ever actually stream that?
I don't follow her streams, also you have to pay 5$ to subscribe??

No. 267692

>>267672
>>267674
probably hasn't washed her hair + needs a trim. bangs are terrible for lazy people like her.

No. 267695

>>266912
Zelda and FF are the most basic "chick" RPGs too. Every single girlfriend I have that games has played at least a few from each series.

Suzy is an embarrassment, I'm surprised she even admitted to it.

No. 267700

>>267669

Completely forgot this was a thing today. How much of a train wreck has it been so far?

No. 267707

>>267695

Exactly. Even the most basic of "gurl gamers" have at least played Zelda. How the fuck does she claim to be a gamer?

No. 267710

>>267457
It also doesn't help she plays dumb as fuck games when its just her, because thats all she can play.

No. 267713

>>267700
I got bored after 20 minutes so… yeah.
She's playing Overwatch now, though.

No. 267715

>>267700

It's actually terrible.
Her stream stops every 15 minutes or so due to tech issues and now she's playing Overwatch and blaming her team for everything. First thing she says is "Wow this team is garbage", runs in alone and asks where her team is and is basically getting carried.

so I'd say the usual

No. 267718

>>267500
Soo you're creepy and disgusting? Good for you, ChubbyTuna. You're a stellar representation of the GG fanbase.

No. 267721

>>267715

Can't say I expected more than that. Couldn't even be bothered to step it up at all could you Snooze?

No. 267729

>>267721
She also recently stopped the stream because of issues.

But since it cut out, it makes it so we don't have to sit through everything to find her shitty OW skills.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/128039426

I've only recently started playing as Torb and it pains me. She's… not good.

No. 267731

>>267729

Like holy shot Snooze, it's not like you have anything else to do. You seriously couldn't make sure you sorted out all these errors before streaming?

No. 267774

>>267686

About three years ago when I first got into GG she streamed a gazelle and all she was doing was painting its nose. Clearly the world's best taxidermist at work.

No. 267775

>>267774

I remember that stream. She was only doing it to pay for a cooler to keep her taxidermy shit on. Is she fucking for real? She even looked like a land whale back then.

No. 267909

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Of course she has to try it

I guess in a week we'll be seeing her tweeting about how depressed she is and she's gaining weight because of "muh thyroid"

No. 267913

>>267909

Lol. She can't even be smart enough to at least hide it. Jeez, oink oink Snooze.

No. 267914

>>267909
She is definitely heading towards obesity-city.

No. 267919

I love how her stream announcement wasn't even posted anywhere. Not even on the main sub or her KKG sub. Like, I'm curious to see how many people actually showed up.

No. 267933

>>267909
I wanna see someone compile all of her food-related tweets, I wonder how many of them could be considered healthy food? I mean I would do it myself but I'm too lazy and I already know that the answer is none

No. 267936

>>267933

Yeh. I'm sure pretty much all of them are of her pretty much her touching herself over the prospect of eating some sugary snack or dessert.

And yet not a single post of her getting her fat ass into the gym or eating healthy. It is always "Look what gross disgusting food I'm about to shovel into my fat mouth. Aren't you totally jealous?"

No. 267948

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>>267936
She posted about getting new gym clothes almost a year ago. Which she probably never used because that would mean she would actually have to go to the gym.

No. 267952

>>267948
She's only gained since she posted this pic, so I'm guessing those gym clothes are collecting dust in her closet. Also, there's no way she's not sucking in her gut.

No. 267953

>>267948

Pfffft. Good god that gut. I shudder to think what it looks like now. She clearly only bought these to show and be like "Look you guys, I'm totally going to start working out and treat my health seriously! Pwease give me asspats!"

No. 267958

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>>267948
2016 compared to 2013

Sometimes I feel bad for her then I remember that she did this to herself. No thyroid or whatever excuse she uses. Just her being delusional about her laziness and bad diet.

No. 267959

>>267958

Yep. Can't blame that on the "thyroid". That's all laziness and junk food. My sympathy for her was thrown in the trash a long time ago.

No. 268020

>>267958
How tragic. And her figure was actually pretty cute back then, too. I don't even want to think about how she'll look come the end of this year if she keeps this shit up.

No. 268060

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The fact that Suzy thought this question was true and doesn't know that the tides are caused by the Moon is why there's no hope for the future.
We have this bloated, sedentary pig woman who is as heavy as she is dumb and she's getting rich for leeching off of her husband. I weep for the future.

No. 268088

>>268060
She can't even spell basic words and doesn't know the difference between your and you're. She's dumb as shit and I don't even think she realizes it.

No. 268187

>>267919
The couple times I went in, there were around 200-250 viewers? But towards the end there were less than 100.

Almost 300k subscribers and not even 1% of them show up in the middle of the day on Saturday.

(she got, like, 22K views over all during the time though? So I'm wondering how many people joined went "where's Arin? Oh, he's not here" and left. )

No. 268199

>>268187

Fucking wow. That's the exact kind of numbers she deserves. Almost 300k subs and you couldn't even get more than 1% of your audience to show up. And yep, I bet people just up and left when they realized none of the people they would actually want to watch would be there. How does it feel to be a complete nobody Snooze?

No. 268207

>>268060
Are you fucking kidding me? This girl is such an idiot. I would be so embarrassed to be married to her. No wonder she has no friends.

…actually, I bet her and Anisa would get along really well. Vapid, no personality or real hobbies outside of what're the person they're currently dating is into, 0 fashion sense.

No. 268209

>>268060

She really is as dumb as a brick. She literally believes anything that vaguely sounds scientific because she doesn't understand half the words being used.

No. 268232

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>>264378
Different strokes for different folks, I know, but I fucking hate girls that try to seem cool and edgy (if that is what they're going for) by bragging about how much they hate babies, find birth disgusting, refer to babies and infants as nothing but a burden sucking out their souls as if they're really having the time of their lives wasting every day as a shut-in playing video games, eating junk, and not taking care of themselves.

It just puts such a bad taste in my mouth taking something so beautiful and important and so much bigger than yourself and equating it with 'EEEEWWWW CROTCH GOBLINS LOL EEEEEWWWW MY VAGINA OMG SO DISGUSTING' Brag about how gross and awful and what a burden they are to the women that can't have them, but hey, at least guys will think you're cool or whatever the fuck they're going for.

No. 268236

>>266901
Don't hate me but I kind of like the blonde wig on her. Maybe it's just the lighting or something but it looks alright on her.

No. 268243

>>268232

Same here. I don't mind if a woman says she doesn't want to have children. That's a difficult choice that only should be made if you absolutely sure you want it. But bitches like Suzy get on my nerves when they make it seem like babies are the absolute worst things in the world and don't want them rotting out their vaginas and ruining her so called perfect life. As if having a baby would seriously deter her lifestyle of sitting on her fat ass and playing video games and guzzling down junk food and soda.

No. 268264

trivia challenge, more like elementary school exit exam

No. 268266

>>268264
oops meant to respond to >>268060

guess I'm the dumb one here

No. 268278

>>268232
>>268243
Thirded. If you don't want to ever have children that's perfectly fine, but there's no need to throw a tantrum about it. It's just another way to be ~not like other girls~ and one of da boiz because boys don't want children either, right? Right? Let's see them drop the whole "eeew crotchfruit" schtick as soon as their boyfriend or crush expresses an interest in having children one day.

No. 268283

>>268060
HOLY SHIT SUZY WHY. That's fucking hilarious.

>>268232
Agreed, I don't want kids probably ever but the term "crotchfruit" gives me full-body cringe.

No. 268297

>>268278
I just think it's really telling of someone's personality and maturity when their way of expressing that they don't want children is not 'I really don't think it's for me, I have other aspirations for my future and don't have that desire, personally.' but 'Ugh disgusting little creatures taking up all of my precious time and energy, I saw a video of a lady giving birth and omg gross! lol.'

Reminds me of those girls that talk about having a period in the most nasty, exaggerated detail to try to be funny. It's bad enough immature guys think of a natural biological function as completely repulsive as if it's some kind of burden to them, but girls happily giving them fuel to the fire by agreeing. It just shows that they've never grown up.

Sorry for the rant.

No. 268418

>>268297
>>268243
Hell I dont even care if a woman chooses not to have kids because "it would cramp my style, I like to party and fuck around", it doesnt always have to be some grand noble decision to be an altruistic, virtuous woman who is furthering feminism and accomplishing a lot. It's a personal choice. I dont really want kids, I wouldnt be able to support them, and I know a lot of millennials are making that same choice.

Making it an edgy callout, like, "UGH kids are so disgusting, Im too good for that" is kind of annoying.

No. 268423

>>268417
Hahaha, really? Like I said Ive been drinking a little bit.

I didnt mean to speak for women or what they find attractive. I know that attraction is subjective so it's always going to be subjective.

Just, as a dude, I would rather look like Danny than Jon. That's probably my bias. I'm going on what I remember them looking like. I've only seen Danny, Jon, Arin, Ross, Holly and Suzy. I havent seen Jon's content in a while but I dont remember him looking, um, tall, buff or handsome. Yeah, youre right with Ross, I just kinda think he's funny.

No. 268503

>>268207
If Snoozy and Anisa ever started hanging out; I would love that milk so much!

No. 268515

>>268207
I don't think so. They'd go crazy trying to out snowflake each other plus I bet Anisa would be mad jelly about Suzy's bigger fanbase/asslickers.

No. 268570

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I kind of like the dress but of course she fucks it up with those chunky ass shoes. She finally accessorized too but it's her own ugly ass necklace.

No. 268571

>>268570

Why does she always wear such ugly ass shoes?

No. 268572

>>268570
Honestly, this would be kind of cute if she'd lose a bit of weight and learned how to accessorize better. She needs to start avoiding such tight fitting dresses and stick to more flared a-line styled dresses that won't emphasize her massive love handles.

A less massive necklace that doesn't hang so low and of course, per usual, less chunky looking shoes, and this might be salvageable.

No. 268574

>>268572

So literally nothing about this works then. Too fat for the dress. Ugly ass shoes. Ugly ass necklace.

No. 268575

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>>268570

Get some bangs, Snoozy.

No. 268577

>>268570
Can she shut the fuck up about being too ~edgy~ for pink? We already see you in hoodies and jeans all the time! You don't dress like a goth girl every single day! It's sooooo immature and gets me steamed for whatever reason. Sage for rant.

No. 268582

>>268577

Agreed. It is so fucking annoying when she acts like she is all edgy and shit.You damn well she isn't going to wear that dress in public and will wear her usual shit t-shirt, jeans and sneakers.

No. 268588

>>268582
Exactly! It's so annoying that she can be like "I don't wear pink like those other girls, I'm too goff" when she wears jeans and hoodies 99% of the time. From aeropostale and American Eagle, no less (totes goff brands). I hate how much she focuses on othering herself from other women when meanwhile she rants about sexism when it suits her. You can't have both, Snooz.

No. 268591

>>268588

And yet she constantly tries to preach that "Us girls need to stick together and stop trying to bring each other down" bullshit.

No. 268599

>>268570
I think she looks cute here for once, at least in comparison to the other stuff she's worn. She didn't even say she's "too edgy" for pink, she said she doesn't think she can pull it off. Some of you need to stop grasping.

No. 268687

>>268570

Is she wearing a corset? She looks smaller but not in a 'she lost weight' way but more of a 'she's sucking everything in with shapewear' way.

No. 268719

>>268687

Definitely looks like shapewear to me.

No. 268724

>>267909
Serves 40 = Serves Suzy

No. 268740

>>268724

And she wonders why no one believes her bullshit "thyroid" excuse.

No. 268816

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e4GPt-fEi4

1:56

"The dress is a size medium but I definitely could have gone down a size and maybe got a small - it's pretty big on me"

No Suzy, you're pretty big on that dress - it looks like someone found a pink sock and then overfilled it with oatmeal until it nearly ruptured.
If she tried to squeeze herself into a size small it would have lasted three seconds before all of the stitching exploded like someone trying to vaccuum seal a hydrogen blimp.

No. 268818

>>268816

oh my god why is she so bad at coordinating. is she color blind?

No. 268826

>>268818

she's been goff so long that she's forgotten how to combine colours, kek

no word about her art degree

No. 268851

>>268826

That's because she doesn't have one. Dropped out of college due to "scholarships running out", which means she more than likely flunked out.

No. 268857

>>268816

Seriously, who is she fucking kidding? You damn well if she went any size smaller that dress would have exploded like a pack of hotdogs in a microwave. Even the size she is wearing makes it look like she is breathing for dear life and sucking that gut of hers in. Just admit how much of a lazy cow you've become Snooze.

No. 268870

>>268816
as someone who has made quite a few posts about how shit her style is, i gotta say, this is not only the best she's personally looked but the least atrocious her outfits have ever been….. if you cut the thumbnail off at the ankle and take out those atrocious shoes though

ngl i actually looked @ where to get that skeleton jacket + the dress, jacket is 100$ and dress is 90$. so much money spent on shit she'll never wear again after this…

No. 268872

>>268687
A legit corset would be way too bulky to wear under something so form fitting. You would be able to see the ribbing of the corset. It could be shape wear however

No. 268874

>>268870

A polished turd is still a turd

No. 268877

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a size smaller

No. 268878

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A SIZE SMALLER

No. 268879

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That chicken wing oh my god,
Im saging all these cause I don't wanna bump without real drama,,

No. 268882

>268878
wow. I get that this style of dress isn't supposed to be loose. It's supposed to be fit but damn. That second picture looks like the dress is about to just rip open at the seems. That is WAY too tight.

No. 268884

>>268879

. . . Holy shit her arms are so goddamn flabby! Like who is she fucking kidding with that "I'm totally losing weight u guize" horseshit. Snooze, this is just too damn funny. No amount of filters and editing will change the nightmare hat actually shows up on camera.

No. 268886

what kind of job do you think suzy would have if she didn't marry a rich/famous guy like arin?

No. 268887

>>268886
she'd go back to her life before:
working at retailers like godiva or disney

At least then she'd be off her ass and not as fat as she is now

No. 268889

>>268886
She'd probably be working in a Hot Topic

No. 268894

>>268886

She was working retail before she met Arin, so she would have more than likely obviously stuck with that had Arin not came along and taken her to LA with him. She couldn't sell any of her paintings. She was a subpar "model" who was rejected from countless agencies and eventually gave up because she couldn't pig out like she does now. She dropped out of college because "her scholarships ran out", which knowing the bullshit artist Snoozy is and how vapid and stupid she is, it means she likely flunked out because the work was too hard. Her best case scenario was managing the Hot Topic she worked at in Florida while still pretending to be and dressing like the edgy teen she thinks she still is.

No. 268899

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>>268816
Suzy the self proclaimed model with "many years" of experience under her belt.

No. 268903

>>268899

She looks more like a mom than she ever has before

No. 268907

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No. 268911

>>268872
Pretty shitty shape wear. You can practically see her panty or thong line. The material on the pink one looks pretty thin, too, and there's no evidence of anything underneath (probably not even a bra, but she doesn't need one). Her stomach doesn't really slope down, as it would if shape wear compressed and smoothed her fat out; it sort of juts out and takes an almost 90° return back to her body at the bottom.

No. 268914

>>268907

i just can't understand how she is so bad at coordinating, especially with an artist's background (even though it's pretty minimal). those shoes have too much going on to go with that dress, she should do plain shoes, like black or nude. and the necklace is too bulky too. would look better with maybe some pearls or something if she went with a necklace. some sort of bracelets or bangles on the wrist would be more appropriate i think.

No. 268917

>>268877

No wonder she only wears sweatshirts and hoodies in public. That gut is so damn obvious that people will ask her how far along she is. Which make her chimp out of course because "ewwwww. babies are so gross! crotch fruit! reeeeeeeeee!"

No. 268921

>>268914

It's because she knows jack shit about fashion and only rips other people style or just wears what she thinks will make her look more edgy and will make her look the most "not like all those other girls who are fashion sheep".

No. 268922

>>266434
once you have TMJ it can be flared up from stress. TMJ is caused by clenching and grinding your jaw, something that is exacerbated during stress. sage for off topic.

that said, I'm sure suzy has pained her jaw from stuffing her maw more than she should lol

No. 268923

>>268907
She looks so awkward in that way too small dress. Her hips somehow look even worse in motion, not to speak of her saggy ass which appears to hang a full ass-width below where it should be.
How in the world can she look at these videos and go "yeah, that looks totally hot and curvy"?!
She looks like a goddamn stuffed sausage that has somehow gained consciousness and thinks it's a goff moderru.
And I'm not even touching her face. Jesus.

No. 268924

>>268923

It's because she has no one to tell her how fucking god awful she looks. You are absolutely right. Everyone has to tell her how pretty and perfect she is because being told anything else hurts her feelings and makes her sad.

No. 268926

>>268922

Maybe she shouldn't have gone for that second box of donuts.

No. 268936

>>268922

Her bullshit excuse is that "she has been so stressed lately". Bitch really? What is so fucking difficult in your life that you are so stressed out? All you do is sit on your fat ass and play Overwatch while guzzling Doritos and Pepsi into your fat gut while leeching off of your internet celebrity husband all day. You don't live paycheck to paycheck, you aren't a starving artist, and you don't have any kids because "babies are gross! crotch fruit! reeeeeee!". What the fuck do you have to be stressed about Snooze?

No. 268949

>>268899
what the fuck is up with those facial expressions.

No. 268952

her mouth is so triggering.

No. 268961

>>268949

It's because "lol aren't I so cute and quirky? Doesn't this completely hide the fact that I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing and just hoping that you don't notice how fat and flabby I am? Please speed up the video so you don't see my gut burst out of this dress!"

No. 268964

>>268899
Cute clothes aside from the poorly-placed necklace but goddamn she moves around SO MUCH in her outfit videos. It's like a rollercoaster of tacky poses.

No. 268971

>>268964

And this is someone who claimed she was a "professional model". Yeah, bullshit Suzy. Taking pictures in the trashy merch you sell at Hot Topic and cheaply bought cosplay isn't "modeling"

No. 268998

>>268879
Not sure if just because of the lighting in the picture but it looks like she hasn't shaved her arm pits in awhile, not that it's wrong for people not to but the fact that she's a "beauty guru" means that she's supposed to keep up with what's attractive in today's standards which involves shaving hair and being thin. But since she doesn't seem to mind the later I'd but that she doesn't shave either.

No. 269049

>>268899
I want to use this as a reaction image but I just don't know when to use it

"yeah fuck you I'm great and better than you but also totally aware I'm not actually"

No. 269091

>>268816
Goddamn suzy is horrible at styling herself. That first outfit is especially ugly. Those shoes and that jacket do not match the dress at all. Her hair doesn't suit some of the outfits either.

She's so delusional, there's no way a small would fit her. I'm sure it's entertaining to watch her stuff herself into those clothes. I wish she'd just wear things that are proper fitting. Her outfits would look a lot better if she did. She always looks like a stuffed sausage when she wears those skin tight dresses. She can barely move in them too. I guess that doesn't matter much anyway since she doesn't wear them out in public.

No. 269102

>>268899
Her movements are so exaggerated and clunky looking. I wonder if she was as awkward with her movements back then as she is now. If she was that explains why her modeling career never took off.

>>268922
Knowing suzy and the crap that she usually eats I doubt she has made any changes to her diet either. Sticking to a soft food diet helps a lot with the pain.

No. 269117

>>269102

Her "career" never took off because she wanted to pig out on food like she does now and she kept getting rejected from countless agencies. It's no surprise that she looks like she doesn't know what the fuck she is doing in these videos. If she didn't tell anyone, I bet no one would think she ever modeled a day in her life.

No. 269135

>>268870
I actually kind of like the skeleton jacket in her first outfit because I sometimes like pretending I'm a bit edgy… and my skeleton items are my guilty pleasure.

… but $100 is too much for something like that.

No. 269641

Well. The Grumps main sub has reached their final form of full cancer mode with JonTron and the political shit. The thread is filled with bullshit sob stories about how they can't watch his content anymore and how they don't want him associated with a Game Grumps anymore. If I were him, I'd tell that place to go fuck off and never look back.

No. 269668

>>269641
>going to reddit

No. 269682

>>269641
grumps is cancer bc they cater to reddit

No. 269732

>>269641

Like Jontron would have worked with GG again. They probably just said in an attempt to keep the longer lasting "lovelies" from unsubbing.

No. 269733

>>269049
I want this one to be a banner
Seriously is perfect
Just at the moment she blows the kiss a glittering Lolcow.farm appears.

No. 269988

Definitely stay in away from any subreddit with Grumps in the name. Between the political bullshit they are bitching about and and rantgrumps turning into a shit pile, they can all go fuck themselves. Never thought I'd prefer lolcow to any of those places.

No. 270005

>>268899
RIP Suzy's jaw.

No. 270013

>>270005

Suzy "The No Chin Wonder" Berhow

No. 270019

>>268879
jesus her arms are probably thicker than my thighs.
(saged for ana-chan potential… but at this point I'm honestly convinced they're bigger around than my thighs when I'm standing.)

There's no way in hell you're a small, Snooze.

No. 270023

>>270019

She is well on her way to becoming Momokun/Chelhellbunny levels of fat.

No. 270026

>>270023
many, many thanks for not trying to call me out on weight.

But honestly? she could be on her way to their size if she doesn't stop blaming her thyroid and starts taking accountability for her food choices. I don't really follow Chel but I lurk Momo's thread and though Suzy isn't gaining as fast as her… she could still end up down that same road if she isn't careful because there are too many ass-patters to combat any negativity.

No. 270048

>>268816
the second outfit looks like something a 13 year old emo would put together. baggy, long cardigan over a circle dress? way to make yourself look even more like a potato.

No. 270060

>>270048

That's no surprise. Suzy still acts like and thinks she still looks like she did when she was 13.

No. 270296

>>268570
Why can't she learn to dress???

No. 270300

>>268816
>that skeleton jacket with a yellow and pink floral dress with tuxedo looking platform shoes

jfc… This is a trainwreck which can't be salvaged. How does one person with so much money and so many clothing dress like a hobo who went through target on a 20 min shopping spree??

No. 270301

>>268877
>>268878
>>268879
If she tries to sit in that dress, it will rip. Holy fucking cow.

No. 270303

>>268907
Those ugly platform shoes are legit killing me. They are so ugly. She has zero fashion sense

No. 270337

>>270300

She looks more like something 2008s Hot Topic shat out, but like a mom as well.

No. 271356

https://www.reddit.com/r/gamegrumps/comments/5zu5qd/kitty_kat_gaming_just_hit_300000_subscribers/

Well. Suzy just got 300k subs, and the main sub made a thread congratulating her.

Only to have it it filled with comments about how much of a shitbag she is, how many chbdhe leeches Game Grumps for her success and all the other shitty things she has done. Unfortunately, they are mostly downvoted into oblivion, but they far outweigh any positive comments. I wonder how she felt when she went there looking for praise only to see that people still don't like her and think she is a shitty person.

No. 271368

>>271356
Damn some of these comments are hilarious
Props to the guy stating how economically she's basically losing profit rather than gaining profit.
The only thing she's gaining is mounds of fat

No. 271372

>>271356
Jesus christ, even the people defending her are getting dragged down into shit for not praising her to being the goddess that the die hards believe she is.
Her fan base is a toxic shit show

No. 271377

>>271372

Pretty much everything about her is a shit show. The mental gymnastics she does to make herself the victim are astounding.

No. 271486

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I wish she would stop trying to push her bangs to the side god just fucking gmngfkjfg

No. 271492

>>271486
Why doesn't she just get real side bangs instead of whatever cut that is? Why is she worse as styling them now than she was 3 years ago??? I swear she's regressing like ForeverKailyn. Maybe it's a FAStard thing lol.

No. 271495

>>271486
She either needs to sit down her hairdresser and say "when i say bangs I mean side bangs" or just commit to a full fringe. I have a similar fringe but when I style it I make sure it waves to the side so it doesn't look like some retarded half cut full bang

No. 271610

>>269641
Link them the stream where Arin says nigger and watch them ignore it.

No. 271616

>>271610

It's been linked there before. Like you said, everyone pretty much tries to ignore it to retain their pristine view of Arin and Suzy. Same as with her "black people" tweet. They just write it off as fake.

No. 271670

File: 1489792896920.jpg (418.23 KB, 1076x1300, 1489792733072.jpg)

This might just be one of the dumbest things Arin has ever said. People can die on construction​ jobs, but sure, Arin's 1 piece of art every few months is SO hard to produce.

No. 271675

>>271670

He is the same dipshit that thinks his life is harder than an Olympic athlete. Both he and Suzy lack any kind of humility or self-awareness

No. 271689

>>271670
Meh. As someone who has been in both "labor" and creative fields, there is some truth in this. With a labor job, there's always the satisfaction of completing something and little room to doubt it as one might do with a creative endeavor.

Not saying it's easier by any means, but sometimes the constant state of doubt that comes with any creative job can be exhausting.


Sage for blog

No. 271691

>>271689
I agree
Art jobs are draining mentality wise while labor jobs are draining physically
Since arin is mist likely depressed, having a sit at home mental job is most likely more taxing on him compared to a job where you are always on the go and not given too much time to your thoughts

No. 271693

>>271675
Where'd he say this?

No. 271753

>>271693

It was back during their Mario Maker series

No. 273860

File: 1490049743417.jpg (351.04 KB, 1200x900, C7ZSF68U8AAbBzi.jpg)

They look so happy together <3

No. 273874

>>273860
who's the short fat boy on the left? arin's kid brother?

No. 273877

>>273860
Arin looks like he's in his forties.

No. 273878

>>273860
didn't know anyone actually wore carabiners anymore.

No. 273911

File: 1490055298873.jpg (93.09 KB, 500x624, tumblr_on519tH9xB1qils0po1_500…)

Who told her this looked good?

No. 273915

>>273911
Calves calves calves calves

No. 273925

>>273911
It looks better than anything else she wears. Just not the boots

No. 273937

>>273860
>ice cream truck in the back

no doubt suzy fucking ran for it after this picture was taken

No. 273984

>>273937
Judging by her pose she was already starting when the photo was taken

No. 274023

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No. 274032

>>273911
While the outfit is pretty bad, it's nothing in comparison to her face here. Her makeup makes her look like a corpse in a casket, creepy af.

No. 274058

>>273911
What the hell is going on with her face? Someone needs to take those beauty photoshop apps away from her

No. 274060

File: 1490067437690.png (173.02 KB, 640x866, IMG_9099.PNG)

>>274023
She's gotta bring Arin in to fix her shitty views

No. 274072

File: 1490069753753.jpg (42.67 KB, 750x750, mkGEXTE.jpg)

>>273878
weird af thing to nitpick about but it's convenient if you carry a lot of keys, keeps them from being a weird bulge in your pocket, idk

this is also prob one of the better pics of suzy recently because you can hardly make out any of her except those glowing white thighs

>>273911
then this happens with them tree trunk legs, from the thumbnail her face looks like pic related

No. 274079

File: 1490070432026.jpg (60.14 KB, 604x453, egoraptor.jpg)

Between Arin and Suzy there was only one good looking woman.

Seriously, he used to be a pretty attractive guy, makes you wonder what Suzy did to make him settle for her, the weight gain of both is a pretty good sign of their unhappiness.

No. 274088

>>274023

So is she not even going to attempt to hide the fact that she is leeching him for views?

No. 274092

>>273860

Surprising no one, she still only wears her dumpy t-shirt, jeans and sneakers instead of anything she wears in her ootd videos. Only now we get treated to her fat, pasty thighs.

No. 274098

File: 1490074632173.png (14.54 KB, 588x104, haaaaaaaaaa.png)

another gem from our size 2 princess

No. 274105

>>274098
Yeah, but not with you snooze. Kek.

No. 274107

>>274098

The only thing she could collaborate on is a collab with MADD or some shit for an anti fetal alcohol syndrome psa

No. 274118

>>274098

No one wants to work with you Snooze. They already know how much of a cancer you are to Game Grumps and wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole.

No. 274123

>>274098
I feel a bit sorry for her. The more time passes the less relevant she'll become (not that she ever was). She's putting in 0 effort so what is she expecting. No one will want to collab with her because it would be awkward af.

No. 274179

>>274098
… she'll be lucky to get someone who has 50k subscriber interested with her view counts.

No. 274202

>>274179

Anyone wanting to associate with her is probably only doing so to get in good with Arin, the actual cash cow. No one actually likes her and she has proven to be a cancer to Game Grumps due to her constant controversies.

No. 274214

>>274202

Also, how sad is it that she is at the point of begging for collabs for views. Her channel is such shit on her own that she has to beg people to come on to make it actually watchable.

No. 274216

>>273877
Yeah, he's aging horribly

No. 274289

>>273877
They both look so damn rough. I can't believe Arin only just turned 30 and Suzy's only like 27 or 28

No. 274321

>>274289

That's what happens when you sit in your ass all day and play video games while eating like shit.

No. 274413

New video with Oney and his friends who are wildly more funny than the GG crew.

No. 274414

>>273860
wow mondays are so rough for suzy

No. 274457

>>274414

Yeah. Apparently her life is soooo fucking stressful.

No. 274777

Did GG ever release a video from their pov for this match?

Because the amount of times Funhaus announced they killed Mercy (which was Suzy, surprise surprise) was rather… plentiful.

I hope she's improved since then.

No. 274828

>>274777

Spoiler: She never got better. She still is as garbage as ever, only healing one teammate (mostly only the tank if there is one) or damage boosting the whole time. She never combos with other teammates and she still manages to use her ults at the worst fucking time either only reviving one or two, or reviving them into an ult swarm.

But yeah, they totally shit on her the whole game which is fun to see. More often than not she is the reason her team loses and never why they win. All she is good for is feeding the other teams ults due to constantly diving and getting killed. Having her on your team is essentially a 5vs6.

No. 275013

>>274828
Really? And this is back from, what? July?

I honestly can't tell if Adam was being serious or just being courteous when he complimented Suzy's healing because it seemed like they had complimented everyone but her throughout the video and he was like "shit, better say something nice".

No. 275022

>>275013

Yeah. It was very much a courteous "And you helped too" compliment to make sure she didn't feel left out (which I'm sure she would have taken as " it's because I'm the only girl, right?), even though they pretty much neutralized her the whole game and made her completely useless. She was completely silent through the whole video which.was so funny to see because it is usually a huge indicator that she played like garbage and she knows it.

No. 275166

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>>239030

Holy fuck, Suzy is getting fat!

No. 275169

>>275166

"In other news: Water. . . wet"

We kind of already know that

No. 275180

File: 1490211344709.png (799.07 KB, 1280x720, vlcsnap-2017-03-22-15h34m05s48…)

My favorite part of that video was watching the Game Grumps Maid vaccumming and dusting everything - I mean, when you work hard every day playing video games there's just no time to do something easy like clean an entire house for pennies on the dollar.

No. 275206

File: 1490214411102.png (321.81 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20170322-162342.png)

She'll probably block them for posting such a hateful comment

No. 275212

>>275166
What in the fuck is going on with her face here?

No. 275215

>>275212
She looks younger. Not in a complimentary way, more in a "I was the fat kid before puberty" way if that makes sense.

No. 275218

>>275206

Nah, she'll pull a Chel and say that if you aren't constantly worshipping her then just unfollow her.

No. 275219

>>275212

Yeah. For some reason her face is looking even fatter than usual, which I didn't even think was possible.

No. 275322

File: 1490222539883.png (771.47 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_2017-03-22-22-41-00…)

First time seeing what polygrumps is. I want to fucking kill myself.

No. 275356

>>275322
Don't post this shit here. Everyone is aware of it

No. 275413

File: 1490228662117.png (1.37 MB, 1920x1080, Screenshot_20170322-172217.png)

Jfc suzy…

No. 275415

>>275413

. . . Holy fucking shit Snooze. She looks fatter than ever

No. 275419

>>275413
why can't she just do flattering eyebrows? they don't look as arched as usual, but the thickness looks horrible.

No. 275420

>>275413
Whoa, her face looks meatier than usual. It's like her jowls filled out or something. They look droopier.

No. 275428

>>275420

Yeah. That whole "I'm actually losing weight u guize" was total bullshit. She looks fatter than ever.

No. 275486

>>275166
she would have a cute face if she didn't wear that black eyeliner. It gives the illusion that her eyes are smaller than they actually are which defeats the whole purpose of eyeliner. She looks like she has tiny slits for eyes.

I bet she would look nice if she just wore eyeliner the same way normal people do.

No. 275487

>>275180
Oh my god
What video is this? Is it still up by any chance?

No. 275489

>>275413
Whats worse is that her thighs are the most flabbiest part, so if the video wasn't cropped to her torso and showed her lower part she would look even fatter

No. 275500

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No. 275512

File: 1490235882991.jpg (291.05 KB, 1080x1349, tumblr_on8x0rx9MX1qils0po1_128…)

Her insistence on these boots.
Aren't they out of date style wise? Like, I wore these in high school 5-6 years ago. I haven't really seen them since then.

No. 275528

>>275512

You speak as if Suzy as any fucking clue about anything regarding fashion

No. 275531

>>275512
Suzy is still dressing like a fucking hobo

No. 275537

File: 1490238095847.jpg (24.43 KB, 400x412, MS9SCJf.jpg)

>>275512
shop her hair red and she looks like this imo

No. 275543

>>275528
I get that 2010-2011 was a prime period for a lot of people… but we need to move on as whole. Including Snoozy.

No. 275548

>>275413
Her fucking foundation is pissing me off, not only is it the wrong color shade wise and undertone wise (snooze u have a pink undertones not yellow quit trying to play into the whole I could be Asian ambiguity) that shit is so caked on she looks like a melting wax doll because she doesn't know how to do her own makeup when she's a self proclaimed beauty guru, and her overlining looks like shit she chose the wrong nude color for herself

No. 275554

>>275413
is it just me but her foundation doesnt match her skintone here?! aaaggghhh

No. 275555

>>275548
SERIOUSLY omg it seems like she slapped it all on right before filming this and nothing has properly absorbed or been set…fucking rookie ass mistakes

No. 275572

>>275512
every time she wears a shitty jacket with jeans or leggings I'm reminded she has thousand dollar dresses and shoes she never touches.

No. 275576

>>275572
It pisses me off. At least Graveyardgirl (the youtuber she looks up to) wears the shit she buys.

No. 275603

>>275413
faces are not supposed to be that shiny unless they are covered in sweat. She's in room temperature environment during winter wearing a T-shirt. She is not sweating. That is how gross and caked on her makeup is. I can't even imagine how uncomfortable that is. I get breakouts when I put even a little too much of something on. When I look at this picture I can feel my pores screaming.

but maybe it's not makeup and it's really sweat cuz she's a fatty and fatties sweat just by walking three feet from the couch to the fridge amiright

No. 275609

>>275603

Yeah, it's definitely sweat. She's become such a fatty that just any amount of physical exertion tires her out.

No. 275626


No. 275707

>>275180

OT but I don't think having a maid is that bad when you're, what, 10+ people in an office space? Sure they could clean up on their own but they have the money and their employing someone, perhaps feeding an entire family. I'm sure Arin pays her incredibly well, she at least gets paid more per hour than most maids.

No. 275708

>>275413
She's looking a bit Mama June in this pic for real.

No. 275710

>>275555
For real she looks like one of the girls that did the 100 layer foundation challenge
Doesn't she use the dior show flash spray foundation too?? Like she uses expensive shit and she still doesn't know how to makeup, which is hilarious when she's a self proclaimed goffic gamurr beauty guru
It's like that saying, you can have all the money in the world but it won't buy you style, but you can hire a stylist
I'm sure she splurges like crazy at sephora/mac/ulta whatever and they give a free makeover when you spend a certain amount??? So why not take advantage of it?? Unless she's too fucking bullheaded to do so
Also why doesn't she just get lip fillers? She has the space and it would probably benefit her face
Does anyone know what skin type snooze has??? Cause the only time I get super oily like that is if I over exfoliated the night before or I've been wearing my makeup for 8+ hours

No. 275714

>>275626
Her doll actually looks really good.

No. 275787

Again though,the comments on the video calling her "thicc" and encouraging her weight. She's a flabby mess

No. 275857

>>275708
I think she might actually have more chins that Mama June. She recently had some kind of weightloss surgery. Sage for OT.

No. 275903

she posted a photo of that doll she pained weeks ago on her instagram, so it's not really a speed-paint so much as a video of it being sped up.

No. 275906

>>275787

Suzy isn't nor has she ever been "thicc" she is just straight up fat. She has become nothing but a a flabby lazy cow.

No. 275907

>>275714

agreed, i actually thought hers was the best and i was surprised that she had some actual artistic talent. hers also had the most thought put into it (except for maybe ross's) and she was the most descriptive in her process unlike the others who were like "idk i just did this as i went and i'm not great at painting lol"

No. 275912

>>275907

It's because it is the only thing she can claim to be better than the guys at so of course she put more effort into it. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole thing was her idea in the first place to show off. As we know, Suzy can't do anything for charity without showing off and patting herself on the ass and making it all about her and "how good a person she is".

No. 275966

Definitely staying away from all Grumps subreddits. They are all pretty much equally chimping out about Jon and all this political bullshit now.

No. 276553

>>275903
A sped up paint job is what's typically called a speed paint so not really sure what you're trying to say

No. 276583

>>275903
that's what a speedpaint is…

No. 277019

File: 1490446777711.png (1.48 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2017-03-25-12-56-55…)

>>275626
I thought I recognized the model.
She started painting it over 3 months ago. And I'm pretty sure she's done other models with the exact same eyes on them before.

No. 277039

File: 1490451551618.png (375.48 KB, 908x501, ggmunny.PNG)

>>277019

in all fairness it takes time to coordinate 6 people, film them painting, and render & edit the videos. 3 months seems like a fair time frame for something like that.
the bid on hers is currently 2nd highest out of the 6 munny dolls, the only one beating it is dan's ninja brian munny doll. she also has the highest number of bids. did suzy do something right for once?

No. 277040

Maybe this will help her see that maybe she could push her channel into a more artsy direction? Like yeah, there'll still be people here to shit on it, but it'd be better than the unboxings and unflattering ootd she does.

Hell, she could even speedpaint weird/creepy overwatch art or something so she still has her ~gamur gurl~ element.

No. 277045

>>277040

She already failed at being an artist before. No one wanted to buy her paintings so she stopped doing them. I guess now the autistic Grumps fans will actually buy them now because of Grumps and not because they actually like her stuff. It will only serve to make her more obnoxious so I say no to that.

No. 277350

File: 1490487526159.png (1.28 MB, 722x880, streak.png)

Another ootd video is likely to happen in the near future. But I have to ask: is that a shitty clip-in blonde streak I see? Or is she actually going back to that style now?

No. 277358

>>277350
As usual, she just has to "match" her dresses with the ugliest, clunkiest boots she can find.

No. 277387

>>277350

Definitely a cheap clip in. She said she was fine with the skunk streak, but I guess she is thinking about bringing it back. Because apparently she can't just fucking commit to anything with her hair. Every time she changes it she immediately bitches about it after a week and tries to go back to how it was before. And as usual she always has to wear the ugliest fucking shoes she could find.

No. 277416

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>>277350
Do you think she's going to try and go back to this hairstyle?

No. 277420

>>277416
jfc those tights make it look like she's menstruating bird shit. (sorry for the god awful mental image)

No. 277435

>>277420
I thought the same thing. Those tights are awful.

No. 277454

>>277420
>>277435
Yeah, but this was the first picture I found with the hair I was thinking of… so I just went with it. Could I have found a better one?
Probably.
But I thought bird shit tights and the fox tail on the side would be more indicative of the Suzy aesthetic: unable to style herself no matter her size.

No. 277513

>>277454
jfc there's so much bad going on I didn't even notice the fox tail

No. 277573

>>277040
I agree, this actually looks pretty decent.
Her art isn't amazing but it's one of the only skills she actually has. She seems to have improved quite a bit since >>241984 (you would hope so too seeing as that was years ago).
I don't know why she insists on trying to base her channel around shit she can't do or skills she doesn't have. It makes her seem so disingenuous and like she's trying way too hard.

Suzy, work on your skills as an artist! You could probably actually get some recognition for producing something good all by yourself without having to piggyback off of other people.

No. 277624

>>277573
It's probably because art channels don't direct as much online traffic.
If you think about the really big channels it's mostly beauty gurus, vloggers and let's plays and Snooze is trying to do them all.
Remember she said she doesn't want to be famous she just wants to be rich, she's selling out any way she can, I do think she could really make something of an arty geeky channel, but she wouldn't be able to get those sponsors~

No. 277626

>>277624
That's the thing though:
She actually could make it work because she's part of the game grumps

No. 277661

>>277626
Yeah. She could take advantage of GG related foot-traffic for something other than things she has no talent with. I mean, if she wanted to add the Grumps to it, she could do art challenges against them maybe?

idk. At this point, I'd really enjoy it if she took her channel in a direction that actually required a little bit of talent so she has something going for her.

No. 277974

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No. 277990

>>277974
Fuck spoiler that shit next time that scared me. Gonna post on r/creepy

No. 277991

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>>277974
this is giving me war flashbacks to felice fawn's horrible goffic alien phase holy crap

No. 278000

>>277991
But Felice was at least pretty

No. 278032

>>277974

Holy shit. What the fuck is that?

No. 278204

>>277974
ayyy lmao

No. 278207

>>277974
ugggh, Anon. You made me think she uploaded something new. But… he's been slacking because of her depression or w/e excuse. idk. I don't care enough to check her twitter since she blocked me.

Like, she blocked me quicker than Kiki's paranoia did. I don't know which one can't handle potential lolcow users more.

No. 278233

>>278207

With Snooze, depression and stress are her excuses for laziness. Whenever she doesn't feel like doing "work" she bitches on Twitter about how "depressed" she is and how "her life has been soooo stressful lately", begging for asspats and giving her a pass for just sitting on her fat ass and doing nothing. It's no surprise she blocked you. She can't handle anyone that isn't kissing her ass and telling her how great she is.

No. 278240

>>278207
Just use incognito mode

No. 278257

>>278000
>the face that felice shopped over her real one was at least pretty

ftfy

No. 278577

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UE2bvc5i5Os

Remember when Game Grumps used to be about two guys talking about and playing video games together? I'm sure Suzy is directly responsible for stupid shit like this on the channel.

No. 278619

>>278577
I managed to watch about 30 seconds before getting bored and exiting. Seriously, what the fuck is this?

No. 278627

>>278577
First time in years watching a video from them. No idea who all these people are tbh. Why do channels always bring in so many people after a while? Roosterteeth did this too

No. 278632

File: 1490650163475.jpg (56.09 KB, 686x550, hmmfood.jpg)

Suzy happy, Suzy got food.

No. 278644

>>278632

Has someone told her that the food in the refrigerator is for everyone in the office and not just her?

No. 278648

>>278627
rooster teeth is at least expanding massively into way more than lets plays - they've put out a few animated series as well as live-action ones, and i think theyre supposed to come out with a sequel to the movie they put out (lazer team). they've also had massive success with rwby (apparently its really popular in japan?) and you can't talk about RT without at least mentioning red vs blue. their podcast is also pretty successful, though my personal favorite is their 'game show' On The Spot. even though it all recycles a lot of the same people, it does so in a way that makes sense.

which really just makes game grumps look even more shit in comparison. achievement hunter is only a small portion of RT and is becoming smaller as they expand into other creative directions. sure, lets plays are a lot of their bread and butter, but they've kept relatively the same core group of letsplayers for the past bunch of years (and i will fucking fight you if you try to say that their only new truly regular guy jeremy isn't a wonderful addition and miles better than ray ever was)

game grumps, on the other hand, is sticking to the same old tired routine and their attempts to copy RT's successes like their let's play live is just… well, see upthread/last thread when someone went to one and reported back. LPL is a gathering of autism and fedoras no matter how you slice it and a stupid concept imho but RT at least puts a ton of effort into it and you get your money's worth.

tl;dr game grumps wishes they could be RT

(sage for RT sperging)

No. 278756

>>278577
Is weird taste challenges what they're doing now? Arin did a La Croix one and now… this.

>>278648
eyyyyy. Another OTS fan.

No. 278759

>>278756

It seems to be the direction Suzy is steering the channel in.

No. 278780

>>278577
they literally blame her in the description

No. 278782

>>278632
Is that the only shirt she owns?

No. 278786

>>278756
OTS is probably the only thing of theirs i actually watch regularly anymore (my partner watches a lot of lets plays so i kind of see them passively). jon is pretty much everything that arin is trying to be with that manbun tbh

No. 278806

File: 1490657851770.png (681.73 KB, 1280x720, Screenshot_2017-03-28-00-35-09…)

Suzy eating fruit. It's a miracle

No. 278812

>>278806
Girl on left is leaning as far away as she can. Who is she?

No. 278813

>>278812
pretty sure that's holly and pretty sure her reaction is to the fruit and not snooze but i'd be more concerned that i'd be eaten next, being that close to her

No. 278814

>>278812
presumably holly, and she looks like a mess

No. 278815

>>278812
That's Ross's wife Holly.

No. 278817

>>278806

Seriously, her arms are fucking enormous.

No. 279091

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>>278814
remember when Holly was cute for like a day?

No. 279110

>>279091
Man holly can be really cute sometimes but then she's the epitome of nerdy girls that could give two shits about their appearance even tho she was/is cosplayer

No. 279125

>>279110
Cosplaying gave her PTSD though, boohoo.

No. 279128

>>279125

wtf how

No. 279145

>>279128
They were referring to this
>>259783
She doesn't give any explanation, I honestly had a bias for Holly until she pulled this crap. The post seems really passive aggressive and just a poor excuse, I can understand anxiety but certainly not PTSD, gurl needs help

No. 279146

>>278813
I wanna say that the reason Holly distanced herself so much is because Snoozy practically hit her with every fruit that was presented lmao. She swung that cactus fruit mighty close to Holly's head.

No. 279192

>>279145
IDK,, maybe it was the show HoC that did it? I mean, it's not like it really portrayed cosplay in a good light.

No. 279222

Holly clearly has gone off the deep end since the election. Just last week she got pissy because fans refer to her as the "Grump Mom" ( a title formerly associated with Suzy) and how you shouldn't call her that because it's sexist.

No. 279236

>>278812

holly spent a lot of the episode leaning in to her husband, ross, i think for comfort because one of the fruits was a cactus pear and she got needles stuck in her hand from touching it

No. 279237

>>279091

stfu holly is always cute

No. 279262

Holly was always shit. She just never did anything that Suzy did so she seemed good in comparison, and people just said they liked her so they could say "see, I'm not sexist" to justify why they hate Suzy to other grump fans

No. 279271

>>279222
To be fair, Holly did acknowledge her mistake later on. She had a conversation with some of the people on /r/RantGrumps and gave her perspective, plus got the perspectives of the people and acknowledge a difference in opinion and acknowledged that she made a mistake.

No. 279284

>>279271

She never admitted to making a mistake. All she said as "I feel the way I feel and nothing is going to change that. Sorry if you don't agree"

No. 279570

>>278806

LORD CHRIST Holly looks like a homeless 50 year old grandma. What the fuck?

No. 279577

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>>279570
first she dropped the pink hair for a pukey grey-green

No. 279581

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>>279577
and then she started wearing this awful lipstick shade that's way too dark for her and just abandoned styling her hair

I will say one good thing about Holly: she didn't join in on the dogpile on JonTron, and they still seem friendly toward one another.

No. 279586

>>279577
Honestly I dont get the Holly hate, she's really cute to me. She manages her weight well and looks homely without makeup, seems to put at least a bit more effort into what she wears. Her political posts are a little aggressive, sure. I think she really struggles with mental illness and anxiety, not that that excuses her weird twitter behavior, but it should be taken into account.

Anyway I think the bluegrey hair suits her better than the pink

No. 279600

>>279262
i never got how everyone was such a fan of her either. you probably nailed it.

No. 279626

>>279600

It's not that they actually like her, it's just that "At least she's not Suzy".

No. 279629

>>279577
That hair color looks awful… Why can't she do her hair right for once?

No. 279633

>>279222
She's the ultimate liberal feminist hippie vegan. Holly is fucking annoying.

No. 279645

>>279633

She is literally every joke about current feminism all wrapped up into one big box of crazy. She can be equally as unbearable as Suzy at times.

No. 279648

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>>279586
yeah shes openly said she doesnt like leaving the house much tbh i just attribute her weird behavior to possible semi-hikki lifestyle. where as suzy's weirdness is just straight stupidity.

also Holly's fashion is at least a little better even though its very instagram-y

shes the lesser of two evils

No. 279649

>>279648
I don't know much about Holly but she just genuinely seems like a nice person while Suzy is a loud and obnoxious narcissist.

No. 279653

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No. 279655

>>279653
Lol guys in LA DON'T catgirl uggo granny types. Sounds like it only happened once by a blind dude

No. 279658

>>279237
STFU u have shit taste clearly

No. 279659

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>>279655
>ayy bby, u wan sum fuk?

No. 279666

>>279645
I secretly wish all those shitty reddit cringe subreddits would post about her instead of all those other random feminists. She is a goldmine and much more entertaining than one or two random tumblr posts. Every time I post about her, the game grumps defense force comes and downvotes me into oblivion.

No. 279675

>>279653

Yeah I'm calling bullshit on that. She dresses like a homeless hippie grandma on purpose. No guy is even thinking of hitting on that. Sounds like the usual " I'm so oppressed!" bullshit. I bet she thinks that every guy that even looks at her is thinking about raping her too.

No. 279676

>>279675
in LA, i'm guessing the catcalls are directed more toward her husband, he can be a qt

No. 279678

>>279649

She can be equally as obnoxious as Suzy with her feminist bullshit. She pulls the sexism card even more than Snoozy and always acts like she is being oppressed or threatened. The only reason people don't hate her as much is because she hasn't tried scamming them like Suzy has and she at least has some kind of talent for something and isn't just leeching off her husbands fame.

No. 279680

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No. 279681

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>>279680
I can't tell if this is a costume or an outfit

No. 279684

>>279681

She does the "creepy goffik gurl" bullshit as much as Snooze does. It makes sense that they are friends.

No. 279687

>>279655
>>279676
>>279675
Please, she's in LA, any place with an influx of hispanics will have greasy catcallers. I left my job today after a 10 hour shift looking worse than holly on a good day and some rando creeped on me walking two blocks to the bus stop. Sage for blog. Holly isn't ugly or cute, but some guys will literally harass anything with XX chromosomes.

No. 279688

>>279680
Not gonna lie, I like that coat/dress/whatever

>>279684
At least holly seems more genuine. Snoozy only wears hoodies and sweatpants now. haha

No. 279696

>>279680
This looks like a cute, relatively sensibly-dressed woman at a farmer's market or craft fair. You can tell she's genuinely happy doing what she does and takes time and care with it even if it's not your taste.

No. 279697

>>279675
>>279666
Have you people ever been to NYC/LA? Just wondering.

No. 279707

>>279680
make fun of me for bad taste if you must but are those bird prints her art? bc they're cool af and i want to cop

No. 279710

I honestly think Holly is worse personality wise, Suzy just has the etsy stink lingering over her that will never go away

No. 279711

>>279707
figured it out, here's link if anyone else wants buying/judging https://www.etsy.com/shop/OrpheusAlchemy

No. 279715

>>279710

I honestly think they are both obnoxious bitches and I waste no time trying to decide who is better or worse. They are equally shitty annoying people to me.

No. 279717

I can't take a screenshot right now but jesus, the newest selfie Snoozy posted on Instagram is so bad

No. 279722

File: 1490756246044.png (1.22 MB, 750x1334, IMG_0318.PNG)

>>279717

I assume this is what you are talking about?

No. 279723

>>279717
>>279722
tbh this is actually pretty good by her standards, if you ignore the whole 'having to hold her jacket closed over her gut' part

No. 279724

>>279707
>>279710
I genuinely like her art/work. Notice her reasonable prices compared to Snoozy's.

No. 279725

>>279723

Yeah. No. She still looks fugly and it's super obvious she shooped this photo.

No. 279726

>>279655
>>279675
>>279676
Are you kidding me? Guys will literally catcall/harass any woman – doesn't matter what she's wearing. Stop defending scum men.

No. 279738

>>279725
key word "by her standards", anon. can't complain about her shooping at this point bc it makes her look less like she has a birth defect

No. 279747

>>279680
Holly looks like a 45 year old lady here.

The prints are cool though.

No. 279749

>>279726
>>279687

i think you have to be over 18 to post here

No. 279763

What's with all the holly whiteknighting? She's almost her own lolcow

No. 279764

>>279763

No idea why. Any time her name is brought up, the betas come out in full force with their "At least she isn't Suzy" shit and talk about how cute they think she is and whiteknight the shit out of her.

No. 279779

Seriously Holly discussion is derailing the thread. Holly can be discussed only when it is in relation to Suzy.

Make a Holly thread or stop.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 279802

>>279779
ntayrt but tbf, this is the game grumps thread, not just the suzy thread, and holly def doesn't have enough milk to discuss on her own (like arin)

No. 279811

>>279802
Alright, but going off that logic, Holly is barely a grump. She guests occasionally but so do people like markiplier, and when he comes up we discourage further discussion unless it relates to the grumps direct(ie the supermega friendship drama)

Holly may not have enough milk to discuss on her own, but /snow/ no longer has a strict rule against who may get a thread. People who want this thread to stay on topic are being called whiteknights. If anons who discuss holly want discuss in peace, then they should make a thread. It's simple.

No. 279819

>>279811
i feel like the amount of people bothered by the holly derail is much less than the people who aren't, and i really dont see the point in clogging up snow with threads that will get 3 posts every 8 months but you be the thread police anon

No. 279866

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No. 279918

>>279866

i like that she can at least laugh at herself. suzy would get all bent out of shape.

No. 279958

>>279866
At least Holly knows she looks awful. I wish she'd do reddish brown hair again. That color looks so nice on her.

No. 279959

>>279779
Holly is part of the Game Grumps and this is a GG thread, you fucking moron. Is it summer already?

No. 279991

>>275512
so they go anywhere but these nerd approved location in LA? Little tokyo is cool and everything but after 20 mins it gets really old…

No. 279994

>>279959

Holly isn't a part of Game Grumps and she makes it a point to remind people she isn't, you dipshit.

No. 280001

>>279994
why are you so rustled by anyone talking about holly??? there's been as many negative comments (she looks a crazy old pigeon-collecting woman) as there are positive. did you escape the taylor r thread or something?

this derail about it is worse than people talking about holly in the first place. she's related to the grumps and any squeezed bit of milk from her is going to be in the context of the grumps, get over it.

to stay somewhat on topic, at least holly's outfits are flattering in fit even if the style is kind of hobo atrocious. i wonder if it'll take actual seam-ripping mid 'OOTD' vid for suzy to actually size up

No. 280004

File: 1490805139133.png (141.91 KB, 640x919, IMG_9108.PNG)

Looks like Suzy's going to get a fitted suit that she'll wear once for a video and then never wear it again

No. 280125

>>280004
I wonder if it kills her that her twin, Jean is the better version of Suzy in every way.

No. 280138

>>280004
Yeah, try "fitted"
She'll probably lie about the size.

No. 280162

>>279586
The only reason why people like Holly is because she's not Suzy and that's not a valid reason to find her "cute".

No. 280223

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>>280162
she's a boring hipster at best

No. 280226

>>280223
at least she doesn't have far to go downhill as she ages, she can even keep her wardrobe kek

No. 280227

>>280162
Personally I like Holly because she seems like an honestly kind and good-hearted person. She might not be astoundingly beautiful, and I don't agree with a lot of her SJW politics, but she's a good person, has a nice loving relationship with her husband, makes some interesting drawings and sculptures that she puts effort into, and she has a real passion for something and really works hard for it (rescuing birds). Not saying anyone has to be impressed by her in any way but there are decent reasons that some people speak positively about her.

No. 280236

>>280162
I don't like Holly but I can see why people would like her compared to Suzy. Like compare her first appearance on gg and Suzy's first appearance. She seems more genuine, I guess?

I mean you could remove Holly from everything related to gg and she would still be kind of unique. Suzy has to have Arin and her friends to be relevant, it's like she can't be her own separate person. She doesn't even care about her main channel anymore and that could've actually had potential.

No. 280258

>>279675
I mean not all of her outfits are the best but every now and again she'll pull off some really cute ones

Sage for talking about holly

I'm surprised suzy didn't try to hop on the band wagon where people just eat in front of the camera. I know there's a lot of Japanese youtubers that do it who are popular, however it seems when white people do it they're all weird ass feeders.

No. 280260

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>>280258
Shit, sorry forgot to post pictures for point

No. 280283

>>280258
not sure if you just forgot to sage or don't know what that means, but you gotta type sage in the email field

No. 280286

>>280260
Outfit is pretty cute and so is her body, but jesus that unfortunate shadow makes her look like she has a beard

No. 280317

>>280260
I never really realized how cute her figure is tbh. She's decently cute, kind of a little odd or awkward looking, but not really ugly or anything. She seems alright, not really all that milky, especially when there's someone like Suz lurking about.

No. 280401

>>280260
I actually like Holly's style of dress. Sure, she dresses like a hippie hobo, but at least she wears what she buys unlike snoozy and seems genuine in her personality. Also, had no idea her figure was so cute. I just wish she's grow her hair out longer and maybe get longer bangs?

No. 280426

>>280401
I think her hair length could be really cute if she styled it differently, but yeah, the terf bangs do her no justice.

No. 280603

>>280004
Her eyeliner doesn't have a corner??? This looks wayy better

No. 280644

>>280258
>I'm surprised suzy didn't try to hop on the band wagon where people just eat in front of the camera.
she's be streaming almost 24/7 if she did that

No. 280688

>>280426

I lowkey believe her hair is a sort of rebellion against her dad who desperately wanted a bleach blonde girly girl and so she keeps it short and pastel because it's less effort and maintenance

that made more sense in my head I guess

No. 280760

>>280688
Is that really what her dad wanted? I've heard her parents or one of them was abusive. Not like Suzy's "my mom didn't want me to be a model she was sooo abusive :("

No. 280936

>>280760

Pretty sure it's her mom who was supposedly shitty.

No. 280942

>>280936
Supposedly Holly still gives her mom financial support

No. 280947

>>280760

>"You'd be prettier if you would ____" my dad used to say that a lot. He wanted me to be blonde and like surfing and not play videogames.


this was from her tumblr post. So it's purely assumption on my part but it makes sense to me that she tries somewhat to reject certain looks that she got pushed into becoming by her shitty family or other people

No. 280948

>>280947

>My dad used to say that a lot. He wanted me to be blonde and like surfing and not play video games. Now he's married to a woman that got high, drunk, and was on pain medication and blacked out at my wedding, calling people slurs I don't even want to repeat and said my wedding was a sham, and literally had to be forced to leave. He still married her.

No. 280949

>>280948
I TOTALLY GET IT HOLLY MY LIFE IS HARD TOO. ONE TIME MOM MADE ME TAKE OUT THE TRASH

No. 280960

>>280942
Her mom is dead. She either died last year or the year before that. I believe she provides financial care to her "Pappy", who is in a nursing home with adv advanced dementia. I definitely believe Holly about her abuse growing up and as an adult. Suzy's story changes constantly about how allegedly abusive her parents were. I'm sure bits and pieces are true, but I don't think it's near the extent Holly's faced. I think Holly's reluctance to bring it up except for occasional vents vs. Suzy's choice to bring it up randomly is very telling.

No. 280968

>>280949

taking out the trash is not on par with a drug addicted alcoholic step mom who nearly ruined her wedding, for real

No. 280971

>>280960
The last thing I heard about her mom was when she moved and let her cat called pumpkin in the apartment alone or something. Holly and Ross tried to get someone to adopt the poor thing through social media and all that. Didn't know she died

No. 280972

File: 1490906770454.png (4.56 MB, 1718x693, okayy.png)

oh yeah Suz was totally abused and has the worst family.

No. 280973

File: 1490906909923.png (6.69 MB, 2009x870, olokay.png)

sounds like a child of abuse to me.

No. 280975

File: 1490907065930.png (9.26 MB, 2174x1114, genes.png)

thx for my looks mom n dad

No. 280979

>>280972
In her Mental Health Awareness video, Suzy talks about feeling guilty for having depression because of how lucky she is to have her parents, her friends, the "love of her life," her job, and that she isn't dirt poor. She definitely made up the abusive childhood claim because- surprise, surprise- she's a massive attention whore.

No. 280980

>>280975
that forehead holy shit

No. 280985

>>280949
While I agree that Holly is typically a bit over sensitive, if she's not bullshitting in the post, it's a pretty shitty situation.

No. 280986

Like, people would kill to have two parents, let alone a family that loves them and provides for them. Pretending to come from shit for attention is gross. She backtracks on her life so often. What the fuck is this idiots issue? She gets enough attention holy hell.

No. 280989

File: 1490907889515.png (4 MB, 1139x917, plzstop.png)

The fact that Suz of all people gives beauty advice… is so beyond me. How does someone her age miss how to wear lipstick that bad?

No. 280994

I feel like Snoozy may have histrionic personality disorder. It would explain a few things

No. 280998

File: 1490908274046.png (4.62 MB, 1130x1068, HAHwhat.png)

makeup GODDESS.

No. 281001

what baffles me is who gets a full tattoo sleeve and somehow has not tattooed any other part of their body or seem to have any desire to do so, either

like a sleeve is a big commitment, it's not a small tattoo somewhere discreetly, or a couple in various parts of her body

No. 281002

File: 1490908434925.png (5.89 MB, 2013x765, done.png)

Sorry for my image dump but man for some reason I just couldn't help it today. I am just sick of Suzy at this point. I want someone to slap some sense into her.



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