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No. 181197
Previous thread 164094
https://www.youtube.com/user/GameGrumpshttps://twitter.com/gamegrumpshttps://www.youtube.com/user/Mortem3rhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzHWMl59l72-lZQDA0uW8yghttps://instagram.com/mortemer/https://twitter.com/mort3merhttps://www.etsy.com/shop/PsychicCirclehttp://flapflaps.tumblr.comSo I can't tell if we're overly nitpicky and harsh, or guys are delusional, or a little bit of both. I was hanging out with my friends the other night, they love GG, and I love these threads, and talked about how Suzy is letting herself go and getting bigger and bigger when the subject of Arin's weight came up. They all acted like I was crazy, said she didn't look any heavier at all, and even brought up her one of her most recent videos and the video of her tattoo getting done, and were either delusional or blind. I pointed out her huge arms and chins, comparing to how she used to look, and they said (this was like 3 different guys) they didn't see anything. For shit's sake she even covers her chins in every Instagram with that stupid fist under chin pose.
No. 181202
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in theatres october 2017 - this newest horror flick is bound to blow away audiences everywhere
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>>181213Yeah I know, but eventually the conversation turned into "you must just really not like her, what did she do to you?" bull so we stopped. Before that I did bring up a pic of Jean and they had no clue she had a twin and were pretty surprised at how cute she looked, but wouldn't admit Suzy's bigger at least in comparison. Weird because they don't really seem to care about Suzy at all. Maybe it's just a guy thing. I honestly think I could have shown them this and they wouldn't have agreed with me.
No. 181219
>>181197As much as I would like to talk to my friends about GG, I never start the conversation because I'm afraid I'll bring up shit like this thread and my friends don't know how judgmental I really am… instead I just let them make their GG references and show me a NSP video and fake laugh/tell them that I haven't been able to keep up with all their content since I work full-time now and will probably binge it over the weekend or something (but never do, obviously).
>>181216Jeeze. She even knew how to accessorize before, too. Look. Necklaces that aren't just the ones she sells. How is that so hard to do now? Not to mention her eye shadow blending and lighting is much better before.
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>>181219Yeah my friends are pretty much GG fanboys that deny any drama I bring up when they start talking about it. They barely admit they have even a tiny criticism about the group. When NSP put out that cover of Take On Me they were so sycophantic it made me sick, 'Wow he sounds better than the actual song!' Please. Danny isn't here, he's not going to actually hear your criticism and ban you from listening to NSP forever. The only time I've ever gotten them to agree with me was when Danny was being an asshole about the whole 'you can't see any live performances, if you weren't there, sucks for you.' Most peoples lives don't revolve around the Internet, asshole, they have jobs and commitments.
I feel like I'd be self-conscious if I had her FAS features, but I would try to make it work in a more natural way, I wouldn't try to use makeup to look like I have a completely different face and look even weirder when my makeup is off. And if I were going to be in front of a camera all the time I would make sure to be as fit as possible so people couldn't document my weight gain.
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>>181223It was pretty weird because they never really talked about her or said they thought she was hot or even pretty. I think they're just such GG fanboys that they won't criticize a single thing about them, and defend their women. They were saying 'she looks fine' or normal instead of good, so idk.
They definitely have the hots for Holly though, which I don't get. I don't know much about her personality, but I've heard people saying she's nice, a little SJW sometimes, but nice. I just don't think she has a very pretty face and her short pink hair makes her look terrible. I said that she was unattractive compared to Ross and they jumped down my throat defending her. It's hard to find a flattering picture of Holly where she's not in full cosplay.
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>>181225She did recently dye her hair purple, which I think helps her out a lot. That pink just wasn't flattering.
No. 181262
>>181245I think she just has mismatched brows, I have the same thing where one is naturally curved and the other is naturally straight. They just kinda grow in like that. That being said though, filling them in like that is definitely not helping. That's why she looks way better with glasses like in
>>181230 because they cover up the weird brows and help her eyes look not as squished together. The darker hair is definitely more flattering as well.
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>>181202Suzy has come a long way you guys - years ago she photoshopped herself against some towering buildings, and now, she's as big as a house.
All it took was a thyroid condition, hard work, and eating her own weight in cookie dough and melted chocolate every single night. That'll do pig, that'll do.
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>>181197If your friends can't tell the difference between how Suzy looked before she gained three chins and how she looks now - they're legally blind.
No. 181510
>>181502Am I the only one who thinks she looks better on the right? She looks like a caked up alien rat on the left.
At least the second chin makes her look softer and more approachable. She actually resembles a person.
No. 181516
>>181510In my opinion, the one on the left is the only picture I've ever thought "hmm.. she doesn't look half bad here considering her face and all".
So I guess opinions differ.
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Am I the only one that finds this hilarious. She has no shame lmao. She had to make sure to make it about herself and add a "Buy my overpriced stickers"
No. 181832
>>181749thinking mauve is muave sounds like a dyslexic thing. honestly would explain a lot tbh
>>181716>this board is for people who have actual drama that people can contribute to and discussthat's /pt/ lol. believe it or not /snow/ was created for shit like this thread
No. 182424
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>>181197Nice muffintop there Snoozy.
No. 182465
>>182431Possibly. But what would help more (short of putting down the goddamn fork and going for a jog) is underwear that fits.
Knowing Snoozy, she's probably still cramming into the underwear she wore 20 pounds ago.
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>>182424Good shape ware does help but it can not do miracles. Chances are she just one for the hips but she should get one for all around support.
No. 182533
>>181225Poor Holly has Strabismus so that's probably the main reason her face looks "weird"
When I first watched videos with Holly I was so relived by how different from Suzy she is.
No. 183291
>>181499>That'll do pig, that'll do.Legit busted out laughing.
>>183029No way is Arin anywhere near 6'3''
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>>181225if we could splice Holly with this girl, I'm pretty sure we could get a reasonably attractive person out of it, regression to the mean and all that
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I love that Suzy has a banner of her stupid outfit videos where she flops her arms and bounces around like a 12 year old doing a fashion show in her living room. I find them even more ridiculous given the fact that she actually used to model professionally. Nothing prestigious, but still.
I wouldn't have anything against Suzy if she just didn't come across as such a wannabe.
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This is an improvement. I think she finally got rid of the skunk stripe?
No. 184029
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Is this Suzy?
No. 184036
>>183948I don't know why but that hair looks like what would happen to my hair if I did a bad bleach job before the dye.
I don't really think it looks good like that at all personally. But the blonde stripe looked worse soo.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No. 184057
>>184036I thought the same. Looks like she's 13 and that's the first bleach job mommy let her do when she went to Jenny's sleepover!! Yayy!
But I still don't know if I think that's better or worse than the blonde stripe. I think I have to see it in motion to judge it better.
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>>183948holy shit she did get rid of the stripe
>The one and only @mortemer came in today for a HUGE change! She left with this perfect fall colored ombré balayage. No. 184271
>>181223Is that really white Knighting? It sounded like op was just being obnoxious and her friends were like, "did this chick murder your family or something?"
Suzy's always been a pretty weak lolcow imo like yes she's gotten fat, she has any annoying personality and is a gamur gurl but so are hoards of other women on the internet, she just gets attention because of Arin. I come into these threads for a laugh every now and again, but I would never bring her up amongst my friends and just start shitting on her, then you're the one that looks like loser you know? &
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>>184237"I got it in a size medium but I probably could've sized down to a small"
No. 184590
>>183948>>184079Finally, good God, I thought she'd never give up that stupid piss yellow stripe.
I wonder if she'll ever change her image, just give up the gothic crap and try to look normal, she just can't pull it off. Seeing her in a hoodie and t-shirt with more normal hair is the best she's looked to me in awhile.
No. 184629
>>184237Hold up, hold up, did she just say "and it feechas.." It's FEATURES.
Is Suzy actually slightly retarded? Like Lucie Wilde type of retardation? Mild but not all there
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>>184237"I got this dress in a size medium"
dress:
skintightbody:
stuffed like a damn sausage"But I probably could have sized down and got a small"
No. 184797
>>184614"Ooooh am gunna cutcha! Just kidding!"
oh god
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Her huge teeth + no lips are the worst. I wonder if Jean got her teeth fixed because they look no where near as terrifying as Suzy's
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>>184237Why she gotta be so cringy every damn video?
No. 185160
>>185047I hate those tattoo choker necklaces, especially when fat people wear them. Tiny, frail looking chokers on a huge, fat neck are not a cute look.
In other news: NSP released a new video today. Kinda boring, it reminds me of SNL or MadTV music video parodies only that it's not really funny.
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>Officially in vacation mode!! ????! On my way to Japan ?? anyone know of cool new stuff to do/see around Tokyo?
hey, look! another Japan trip!
No. 185476
>>185464Woah, really? I don't keep up with any youtuber drama, but I always figured Mark was one of those that sorta got off on being a good person… Guess his act couldn't save him irl.
Clearly this is a personal issue though, so why make it so his rapid 14 year-old fan base can see it?–other than to stir up more drama nonsense, I mean.
No. 185479
>>185476Same! I just thought he was like a goofy brother to watch, but after that apology I looked up what was going on in his life recently (gurugossip has an updated faq on him)
He's clearly dating a girl way younger than him and she's no different than jess(kind of crazy and passive aggressive). She's used marks fans as a personal army on people she doesn't like. I'm going to unsubscribe now that I know this.
No. 185519
>>185514
>first doctor to actually listen to mei.e. first doctor who didn't mention their concern for her shitty diet
>choking feeling when I ateMAYBE SLOW DOWN
>bad side effect to synthroidyeah because you didn't have hypothyroidism, so it was giving you too much thyroid chemicals, so you maybe experienced some symptoms of hyperthyroidism…it's been mentioned on this thread multiple times, if she only had cysts on her thyroid and her blood work was normal, then fucking around with the thyroid's function is A) never going to "fix" it and B) problems with the thyroid was never the cause of your weight gain…don't make it sound like "the pill wasn't right for me!" when it was a pill meant for a different problem, don't lie to your viewers, just be honest if you insist on updating your fans about your cysty neck jesus christ
No. 185523
>>185514Holy shit, she actually took two needles to the neck.
She better damn well have this elusive thyroid problem for sure because if this one doctor is actually treating her and she doesn't actually have it, it could mess her up more (unless it's actually benign treatment but idk)
Otherwise, I'd hate to think she's doing it just to prove to us she's actually going this far to get treatment.
Though it'd be funny if the results for her thyroid fluid were normal.
No. 185530
>>185464>>185476>>185479Gurugossip doesn't state that they had a falling out, or have posted Mark's apology.
It says they're still friends?
Where's mark's apology and statement, where did you see that?
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>>185464huh. oney was saying some shit on twitter to ryan. i guess they're still on good terms though.
No. 185534
>>185531I can't tell if oney's tweet is a joke or not???
ryan and matt don't seem like irritating people, i think they're funny.
but maybe they don't need to know when to quit making jokes? or something, like maybe they go too far.
arin and dan spoke about them on the show, said they loved them and were funny
but i guess who knows what really goes on behind scenes
but when they go places, they're there. and they all take pictures together
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>>185534i'm assuming a joke, he was tweeting stuff to ryan a few hours ago.
No. 185556
>>185549I always thought it was weird that the Supermega boys stopped working for Markiplier because they wanted to focus on their own channel, then immediately started editing for the Game Grumps.
At least Arin is experienced in having friends work under him (for better or for worse). Mark waited until the peak of his popularity to hire a friend to help him with no managerial experience… well, unless you count having your ex gf help your career without credit.
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>>185047I cannot get enough of her, seriously. She's not a despicable person that I wish I never knew existed, she's just so tame and lame and this constant source of amusement from her unoriginality and desperation for attention, she's cringey but not painfully cringey and she's constantly giving new material. I love her.
No. 186287
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This is the most attractive Holly has ever been.
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Never screen capped it in time from insta. She mispelled pamyu pamyu and someone in the comments called her out for mispelling
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She then deleted it. She has done this a lot ive noticed but havnt capped it in time.
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>>186287not loving the dress because it makes her look like she has a belly
No. 186427
>>186385Does this even have anything to do with Kyary? Because the girl is definitely not her lmao.
I'm also really surprised she hasn't jumped on the kpop train like Arin yet
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>>186385She's has her Instagram connected to her tumblr so you can still see the original mistake there
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She is dressed kind of normal, though… so I guess that's a plus? No hoodie/jeans combo or wannabe goth stuff.
No. 186477
>>185160 This is a little OT from the thread but the whole 'acting' in the video is so cringey. I really don't enjoy the live action stuff Markiplier and his friends do, and even Jacksepticeye makes me cringe, it just seems like such a desperate grasp to relate to young sjw tumblr teens, with the relations to bullying and then just acting like dorks.
>>186287It's funny how Holly was all hipster trash and pro no make-up wearing, (she even said in a video she didn't like make-up) and now suddenly she's wearing make-up and fixing her hair. You guys think she's read some threads?
Now if we could get Suzy to do the same thing
>>184237 Suzy just doesn't look good in those wigs. The material of those clothes are so cheap, and are not made for her body-type, in fact those clothes don't suit many body types, it is definately something she shouldn't be marketing to young impressionable fans, I think there are somethings that she should just say no to. But unfortunately these companies pay her and money is definately more of a motovation for her then actually producing appropriate content.
>>183284 It does make me laugh, how thick she is. Perfume is a smell based product, you can't adverise a smell unless you allow people to sample it, how could she not understand that, it is probably the most nonsensical thing I've ever heard her put into a video, well that and
>>184279 of course
No. 186480
>>186474I enjoy hot big she seems next to all those Japanese ladies in the back.
Also, I jelly. I wish I could go to TokyoDisney.
No. 186481
>>186287There was a theory floating around some threads back that at least Holly saw this website because she posted a lot of whiny tumblr posts at around the time she got posted here.
Also, doesn't Sheena Duquettes new fucktoy know about this website? I'm pretty sure he told the grumps about it too If they didn't know already
No. 186487
>>186474Oh snooze… it's only cute to partially tuck your shirt under your belt when you're not a land whale. You doing it will only accentuate your massive gut. Sad.
Although this is the best outfit she's worn in ages.
No. 186505
>>186474cant believe they actually payed for all
Those balloons. Just one ballon is like 8 dollars.
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I got curious and went to watch some of her old ootd videos and it's kinda sad. Compared to her most recent one. This is just 2013 and 2016
No. 186597
>>186382>>186385her assorted spelling mistakes, weird pronunciations, small vocabulary and acting this way over typos makes me wonder if Suzy has some kind of learning disorder and is 110% ashamed of it
given her penchant for halfassing everything I'd believe that even at her age she still hasn't put the effort into working with her hypothetical LD
No. 186604
>>186474Idk why people are complaining, she looks really good here. She's wearing clothing that actually fits and it really suits her.
We should be encouraging her.
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>>186604>>186594Yeah, I like this sort of look on her. My only complaint is maybe switching to a camisole instead of a tanktop as an undershirt? It's visible and bothers me more than it really should.
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>>186623I mean, this one isn't the most flattering for her torso, but it's still better than normal.
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Huh. They really are opposites.
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>>186287Eh, as sweet as Holly seems I can never really find her attractive, unless her hair is really dark and put up it doesn't compliment her in my opinion, but makeup or no makeup I still don't think she had very good features. She has a nice body but her face barely ever looks good, unless it's at the perfect angle.
But hey, people like her and she has a qt husband who seems to really love her, she's got good things going for her.
No. 186689
>>186669A lot people go through weeaboo phases and I don't think she ever grew out of it like most people do. Plus she wants to be seen as one of those "cool gamer gurls" and they all watch anime and are obsessed with Japanese stuff.
Suzy also strikes me as someone who thinks Japan is superior to all other countries and probably feels like she's "Japanese on the inside". Like just looking at her Instagram and she's taking pictures of really dumb normal stuff and is like "so wacky and cool!!!". Not to mention she goes to get dressed up as a geisha every time she's in Japan. We'll probably be seeing another one of those in a couple days.
No. 186726
>>186474I thought that she only played dress-up on her outfit videos but dresses casually or even almost like a slob with pajama pants and hoodie on normal days?
Although I'm guessing she dressed in this somewhat bright girly outfit only for Disneyland in Tokyo so she wouldn't stand out like a sore thumb.
What I'm surprised though is her toned down makeup. I thought for sure she would've gone there with cake-face due to her insecurity and wanting those kawaii-big-round-eyes-desu.
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She HAD to try it because it's spooky. And because it's Halloween, she can try all the spooky desserts with no consequences.
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>The breakfast of champions. Pepsi strong has more bubbles and more caffeine than regular Pepsi ?! Mayo tuna rice ball is my fav ?.
If we were ever wondering why she got fat.
No. 186939
>>186935>>186938Nothing wrong with the tuna, I agree there. However, mayo is pretty awful, it's nearly 100 cal for just one spoonful. That coupled with the soda (just under 200 cal) and rice… this doesn't look like much, but it's easily more than 300cal, probably close to 400-450cal?
Her eating habits are really awful and it's amazing to me that she'll make posts like these (and these
>>186915 >>186917 ) so often and still can't understand she has a problem beyond her "thyroid"…
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>>186931This needs to be posted everytime we see her drinking Pepsi
No. 187122
>>186939Not trying to justify it as a healthy breakfast by any means, but a 450cal isn't that bad for a first meal.
Though I don't know how some people drink soda before noon. That's like waking up and eating a chocolate bar.
No. 187368
>>187108>>187122>>187129>>187152I didn't mean for it to sound like I was saying 400-450 is too much for a breakfast. But a big bottle of soda and a riceball are more snack territory than a breakfast. It's mostly empty calories and little nutrition outside of the tuna…
I'm no anachan, just short with a low calorie intake. So 450 is like, maximum amount of cal I can even imagine for a breakfast and wasting it on something like a soda and a riceball just seemed ludicrous to me.
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I feel like if Suzy ever saw pictures of Felice Fawn she would drop the goth shit cuz she will never be as pretty as Felice (both shoop bt at least Felice doesn't have FAS)
Suzy just gotta drop the goth shit online too. She already dropped it in her everyday life lol
No. 188003
>>187600>>187947If she dropped the goth shit she's have literally nothing because she has no personality or talent whatsoever. There is absolutely nothing interesting about her to keep making content, not fashion, makeup, or even just playing games and talking. Her gaming videos show how little personality she actually has. Doesn't matter if Barry or Arin are with her, she's as dull as dishwater.
I get that being surrounded by people who at least have made somewhat of a name for themselves being Internet personalities and/or 'entertainers' would make you want to join in on it as well but she just can't. Her husband has been Internet famous for awhile, and she's surrounded by people whom she can leech off of for entertainment, fame, and editing, and she still is on the bottom of the ladder for entertainment. She's not smart, funny, talented, unique, or attractive enough to justify watching any of her videos or buying her merch. She's only interesting to watch fail at trying to be any of these things while thirsting desperately for attention.
No. 188100
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It's amazing what 3 years can do to a person.
No. 188101
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Also, more minimal makeup while in Japan. Maybe she's learning? Evolving? Maturing?
No. 188185
>>188096Agreed, she'd be so much better off not being such an obvious wannabe.
>>188144Kek true
No. 188278
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I was surprised, she looked so much better on her photos from Japan.
But then she posted this one, ah yes trying to hide her belly…
No. 188514
>>188504That's what happens when you get someone as fake as her. She gets called out for photoshopping her pics, so she posts them unedited. She realizes how fat she has become and hates how she looks, so she uses any method she can to hide her chins. She gets tired of hiding her chins, so she goes back to editing.
Just a vicious cycle for a fat ass who is so insecure that she can't be seen as anything less than a perfect model for all the neck beards to drool over and other girls to be jealous of.
No. 188596
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>>188144But he kind of is, though.
No. 189026
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>>188100I think she looked really pretty for her wedding but I just want to snap that stupid little antler off.
Arin couldn't cut his hair nicely for his own wedding? He looks like such a slob. They both could look so much better.
I don't necessarily agree with this picture because I don't blame Suzy for Arin's retarded shit, but I like it as an example of how he could look if he tried. For shit's sake, they're a childless couple in their twenties, they could get it together and stop being such slobs.
No. 189321
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Is she trying to fix her double chin?
No. 189328
>>1893219:30pm in Tokyo and they're doing the same fucking shit they would at home.
Great vacation.
No. 189370
>>189341>obv BIUmm no. He mentioned wanting to be fucked by a few actors who are conventionally really good looking. It sounded more like a joke to me or his way of saying they're "attractive" in a jocular way.
I think it's pretty rude to assume someone's sexuality when they'be previously said that they're straight and have been in a long term straight relationship.
Even if he was bi, he doesn't owe it to anyone to come out. Not everyone has super progressive friends and families that will accept you after coming put.
No. 189530
>>189370this is pretty much exactly what Arin has said in the past when pressed about his orientation… "I'm married in a STRAIGHT relationship, HOW can I be GAY if WIFE?"
so basically…hey Arin :)
No. 189560
>>189544In one of the grump episodes he talks about his d clyb with his friends where they would "sword fight" and what not.
Or something along those lines. Sorry i dont remember what episode.
No. 189565
>>189544Apparently when he was younger, Arin and his friends, in an attempt to prove how secure in their own masculinity they were after being picked on and called gay , started a club where they would show each other their dicks and sometimes sword fight. It was apparently some bullshit about being comfortable seeing each other naked or some shit.
It honestly sounds like some horseshit inside joke that he and Suzy tell everyone.
No. 189568
>>189544Other anon summarised it pretty well but here's the clip if you want to hear the awkwardness yourself.
It's like they're trying to laugh it off like it's funny and not completely weird but you can sense how uncomfortable they actually both feel.
No. 189612
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>>189560>>189565>>189568what the actual fuck arin
No. 189801
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>>189321Shouldn't Suzy be using three face shaping belts - one for each chin.
No. 190605
>>189801I'd say poor thing but if she didn't constantly show off how much junk she eats and brag about pigging out on her ten vacations a year she probably wouldn't have those three chins.
Either lose weight or just be like 'yeah I know I let myself go' instead of hiding behind your thyroid problem.
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>>189801
>tfw not even a purikura machine can hide how much weight you've gained. also, did she only bring one pair of jeans? I swear she's worn these in almost all of her pictures.
No. 191118
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Why do people commission comics of Suzy? I will never understand
No. 191123
>>191118ew
someone paid for that? lol
No. 191126
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>>191118It's funny because I took this commission because of lolcow
It really opened my eyes to how shit Suzy is and made me feel okay with drawing porn of her
No. 191177
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>>191166Oh my God…thank you. Seriously, you hit the nail on the head of
why they bother me more than any others. They act like they're not living the life and don't even try to pretend they're having fun doing nothing but traveling and playing games all day.
Reminds me of Suzy doing her 'I'm so glad it's the weekend you guys!' and 'Ugh Mondays…' bitch you don't do shit but put on clothes, take selfies, plaster your face with makeup, and shovel junk food into your mouth. How is anyone who actually busts their ass working hard supposed to believe that crap? Arin used to at least animate, which is a lot of hard work, he made a name for himself and squanders it, GG doesn't give a shit about what they do or the quality of the content, all they care about is getting views.
A part of me wants them to lose their fame and fans so they'll have to learn/remember what hard work is like.
No. 191265
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>>191261That's a pretty good video of a ghost haunting everything in the Game Grumps hotel, and by 'ghost' I mean 'Suzy' and by 'haunting' I mean 'eating'
No. 191269
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>>191268
Is Suzy dressed up as the Hansel and Grettal witch after she ate the kids?
No. 191426
>>191269I find it funny when people claim that Suzy is "thicc"
No, she's just fat. No tits or ass or curves to speak of. Just layers of rolls that eventually amounts to a thumb-shaped person
No. 191924
>>191903Ya know, I never really bothered to watch this video carefully, but watching it now, her sister seems annoyed with her. There's a lot of side eyeing, some eye rolling, no smiling, and their body language seems a little tense.
It's actually kind of an uncomfortable video to watch.
No. 192098
>>192007>Born and raised American>Grew up in an Italian wasteland, English skills of a 14-year old and communicated with written cards during their first meet-up.Go look up a "Cutiepie" video. It's unreal how much she developed without bruteforcing herself into Pewdie's videos (at least ones she wouldn't fit into COUGHSUZYCOUGH).
She's also attractive and calm, and actually has a decent following. For a person stealing the 'last name' of her boyfriend, she's off infinitely better than Suzy.
And as I say that, someone in my feed retweeted Suzy's shillings. Gag.
No. 192843
>>192805Although Mariza's success is related to Pewdiepies, if she had her debut alone she could still garner enough of a following from her videos for their content.
On the other hand, Suzy's success is tied to Arin's and Arin's alone - Suzy is a leech and she can only be successful by feeding off of a famous host like a parasite. Mariza could rocket off on her own tomorrow if she wanted to and establish her own brand, and Suzy will still be relying on Arin to appear in her videos to get her views.
No. 193102
>>192985I just had a glance at her views, and holy shit is all I can say. She's sitting st 275k subs and she barely gets over 10k views a video, and that's just videos with Arin and Barry in them. The rest are laughably low in comparison. I know channels with 40k subs and they double her numbers and they aren't even LP channels.
And yet she goes around acting like she is this big name on YouTube that's friends with all these famous people and that she is one of most popular girls doing what she is doing, yet the numbers show that she is a complete nobody and people don't give a shit about her unless she has her actually noteble and interesting husband and friends on.
No. 193225
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>>192843I was thinking about that recently, Suzy would be absolutely nothing if she wasn't tied to Arin. Everything she does would get no attention at all if she wasn't with him. She would just be another tryhard guru wannabe that everything makes fun of. She got unbelievably lucky with Arin.
Her makeup sucks, her fashion sucks, her personality is incredibly fake and forced while being really bland, she has no charisma at all. The only entertainment anyone seems to get out of her is making fun of her.
How GG is so successful is beyond me, I checked their facebook the other day, and stupid ass pictures of them just holding candles or making dumb faces gets like 4k likes. People have no standards. And Danny is way too old to be such a selfie attention whore.
No. 193238
>>193225And yet she always tries to pretend like she "made it on her own" when someone accuses her of coat tail riding and that her relationship with Arin had nothing to do with it. As if anyone would give a shit about her overpriced garbage on Etsy or her shit lets play channel if she wasn't Arin's wife.
If not for Arin, she'd be dirt poor in Florida working retail and probably fatter than she is now and with a guy who would rather shoot himself than listen to her drone on about useless bullshit that she thinks is important or deep.
No. 193378
>>193370I don't think he's a prize but she got lucky in terms of his success and popularity. I love the old Suzy threads where Arin's cringey blog posts were posted.
How he's still popular baffles me.
No. 193385
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Her fingers are so chubby.
No. 193466
>>193385>Aperture Science jacketI'm so bored of these geeky gamer girrl!! clothes she always wears. Like, we get it, you game. Not even Arin wears video game merch this much.
I just see it as embarrassing for her because we all know how awful and brainless she is while playing.
Can you imagine her playing Portal? Jesus Christ.
No. 193469
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>>193466It's all just a front - Suzy wears gaming apparel for the same reason she had a goffic phase in Junior High, it's compensating for the mind-numbing boredom that is her hum-drum existence. Suzy wants to turn heads, for people to be drawn in to how mysterious her character is, but the truth of the matter is that all of the caked on mascara and black lipstick in the world doesn't make you interesting or any less vapid.
It's clear from the outset that Suzy isn't familiar with video games, from her unboxing videos where she repeatedly mispronounces names, to general ignorance where she doesn't know certain terms and nomenclature that should be obvious if the game has been played. (For instance, she admitted to loving the Fallout series during her Fallout unboxing, but completely blanked on the name for Vault Boy - which someone with passing knowledge of Fallout would be able to do, nevemind someone who professes to 'love' it.)
She is a fake person that is cashing in on a trend that happens to be popular right now, she's trying to mesh in with genuine fans of a genre by pandering and fabrication. If Suzy and laterally Arin didn't make any money off of YouTube or GameGrumps, she would be complaining that her boyfriend was wasting his time playing these dumb games, but as soon as it's extremely lucrative she'll cast it aside and say that she's always loved it from day one.
Suzy is a fake person, just fake, fake, fake down to her spoiled core.
No. 193472
>>193466>I just see it as embarrassing for her because we all know how awful and brainless she is while playing.This honestly. If she actually liked these games and it wasn't all fake like
>>193469 said, it wouldn't be a problem.
I'm surprised that people are still falling for her shit
No. 193473
>>193469Not to mention that despite having a channel attempting to capitalize on the gaming trend, Suzy is not good at video games and that should be obvious to anyone that has watched any of her videos.
If you've been playing video games since the 80's or 90's there's been a natural progression as the systems and complexity have evolved; we've gone from 2D side scrollers to 3D exploration to augmented reality, and throughout all of those experiences there's a few core staples and rules that have remained unchanged.
It's such a stark contrast then, when you see Suzy struggling through a play session of a bewilderingly easy game - it's like she's claimed to be a world class photographer yet she knows nothing about exposure and keeps taking photos with the lens still on the camera.
In every game of Overwatch she's carried through the match by her team mates, because her ineptitude serves to burden everyone so that she becomes dead weight unless they step in.
It's like she's trying to show off how well she can swim by tying herself around Michael Phelps waist while he does laps and she's dragged across the surface.
It's a denial that goes into every facet of her life, from her ballooning weight gain and thyroid antics to her gamer gurl/unboxing cash-ins. She's basically being paid to be a horrible person.
No. 193475
>>193378http://egoraptor.livejournal.com/never4get
(the curse of literally having the same username for over 10 years is that people can find your cringey shit)
No. 193485
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>>193473>>193481>>193469One of the best moments was watching Suzy model this Bioshock outfit BACKWARDS - if you're going to fake everything, you're going to fuck something up eventually.
No. 193513
>>193473I don't know why, but I read this as if it was written by Felice Fawn.
Sage for OT.
No. 193607
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Does anyone know why she doesn't use Arin's last name?
No. 193613
>>193607Probably another pathetic attempt at acting like she is this big name celebrity and how she got where she is without Arin's help.
As if the world really gives a shit about who Suzy Berhow is.
No. 193636
>>193624Yeah I don't care otherwise, I just feel like she'd love to be sporting Arin's last name.
She's known to be incredibly lazy and she probably (understandably) hates the DMV.
No. 194113
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>He actually fucking says she's not like other girls
No. 194186
>>194113Gaiz, member Egoraptor!?
Oh yeah!……..I member :'c
No. 194222
>>194113I wonder why they chose to put the soundtrack from 28 days later in the background rather than a cringy edgy meme song like evanescence
Unless they're trying to get at a deeper symbolism how suzy has turned Erin into a lifless zombie whos only instinct is to feed off the veiws of others towards his channel
No. 194651
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that's one big meaty claw.
No. 194845
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I saw this earlier, didn't even knows this was a thing
No. 194848
>>194651is that hair in front of her face on the right hand side of her face or has she edited it, looks fucking weird.
also when you're that bad at eyeliner, you probably shouldnt be doing selfies from that close snooz
No. 195075
>>194875Oh no, times is changin! Young people use curse words!
It's no different then seeing a comedian
On topic: I unsubbed from Suzy months ago and I went back to check if she's still doing poorly. And wow, most videos are below 10k views. And jesus get off Overwatch's dick
No. 195247
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Ladies and gentlemen, the difference 3 years can make…
No. 195253
>>195247arin, you're not even 30, why are you doing this to yourself? you look busted as fuck.
remember when you were going to the gym and eating low carb? do that again. don't let suzy bring you into her vortex of lazy and junk. love yourself, you dumb idiot.
also buy dry shampoo.
No. 195267
>>195253It's already over. You can see the give-up enveloping him like a poisonous fog.
He's staring off into the past, remembering a time when he didn't have a fat wife and his future seemed bigger than a steady-as-she-goes let's play channel.
No. 195320
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>>195247I like how Arin looks better on the right in my pic than he looks in anons current pic. Hard to believe
that was his better looking time. Gross.
I remember being mildly impressed with Arin because I saw Suzy for a brief instant on a video for GG shirts back in the day when Jon was there. I've always thought Arin was pretty unappealing and Suzy was probably at her thinnest and looked pretty good. Oh how the standards have changed.
No. 195322
>>195267Seriously, just do something else. Their fans are loyal to a fault and will applaud them no matter how garbage the content is, but why keep doing it if you're that bored and soulless? They're still young, they have connections by now, they can find less soul-crushing ways of making money and get better with their money than wasting it on games, junk food, and shit merchandise like
>>194633 pointed out.
No. 195324
>>195247Arin looks so tired.
He just wants to sleep.
No. 195337
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edgy suzy
No. 195351
>>195338I thought it was some dumb gothic thing but
>>195348 is probably right.
Jeez Suzy is so shallow and dull. I literally, in all of these threads, cannot think of one interesting or unique thing she has ever done.
No. 195466
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Did she stop regulating comments?
No. 195519
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>>195471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAs0sbDK2JEThere are also some obvious troll comments on her newer videos
No. 195521
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>>195519She also started reading at least some comments, I guess?
No. 195656
>>195247Really shows how GameGrumps and YouTube bux really changed their lives
Arin looks like he's going insane. He never looked like the type of guy to run a business and this really shows how he's just putting up with everything.
No. 195797
>>195726do you think he'll wake up and realize he's going through the motions?
Arin likes to credit Suzy with branching out GG as far as it did with the fans, among other things, but i don't think she's ever contributed much at all.
I'd like to think he'll wake up one day and see that she adds nothing to his life, his business or to him as a person and drop her. All she does is take, and even for a beta puttyfuck like Arin that trick can get old.
He is obviously unhappy with something in his life, pinpointing it is up to him, but signs point to the wifey.
No. 195819
>>195797She truly is a leech in every aspect. She leeches his popularity so that people will actually watch her shit lets play channel. She leeches his company, using it to pay for trips all across the world and clothes that are too small to fit her fat ass. She looks completely incapable of being self-sufficient because she has always had Arin to bail her out before she completely failed. If she hadn't hopped back on his dick after he dumped her, she'd still be working a shit retail job and pretending that she is a model.
And she doesn't even have the courtesy to not get fat or at least remain moderately attractive, instead choosing to shovel food into her face until she became a fat bloated cow. I mean, if I had a leech of a wide, I'd at least want her to remain pretty. Because if Arin thinks that getting to stick his dick in Suzy is a fair trade, then I'd say that he was sold a bill of goods.
No. 196112
Since i have no life and it's my day off, here's the 45 minutes of my life wasted from the suzy interview by dan. Shitty text recap.
Recently into 80's music.
Childhood memory fave, hiding in treehouse while dad hid easter eggs. After finding them, she played mortal combat with mom.
Twin sister - Similar thoughts? "No" but they switched classes as a kid once since she was dumb. Was caught.
Dan was confused when he first met Jean.
She went the opposite style of her sister.
Dan says "you seem to like the darkest stuff" "I get that from my dad"
She says she got into make up from cosplay, learned poses from cosplaying, then got into modeling from cosplaying, then got bored with it. "Went into completely different direction".
"Worked with Arin on his cartoons, so i could quit retail"
Let some people (Old people) have free stuff during christmas if their card declined at Hot Topic.
Met Arin at 13. She was a fallback girl. Broke up for a year "was devistated". 17 at the time.
3-4 hours a night on phone with Arin.
Arin went to her prom.
"Loved arin from the first moment she met him"
Was inspired by arin during the hard times when they made no money. Looks up to him for sharing money, being generous.
Arin gets upset a bit when shit on.
(Dan has a hard time putting the right words in a question basically saying she hasn't done a god-damn thing to earn fame)
"Was it difficult to see arin have success while you didn't" "Yeah, i was trying REAL hard. Try different things to find an audience."
After therapy things started looking better (in regards to being "e-famous")
"You could have lived as a painter, yeah?" "Yeah, it is also very stressfull, if you mess up a painting it's like losing a full grump session recording"
"I found my style, which is a more realistic style" (art-wise)
"i miss disney world" (Do you miss florida?)
Arin suggested moving to Cali. Broke up mid-move.
Arin called suzy up after break up. She was dating someone at the time, he was abusive. Called saying he loved her still. Then wrote a letter every day for a year. She still has them. "Teenage angsty" Got to know each other all over again during drive from FL to CA. Left FL immediately when they got back together.
Thoughts on CA? "I hate it, too sunny. Small house, living with another couple (at the time)"
After move, got a lot of jobs as model, bought a bed for Arin.
"THE REASON I STOPPED MODELING IS BECAUSE I GOT BORED WITH IT, can i be real? I'm not a people person." Hated meeting new people.
Guy e-mailed her for photos of her feet for 1000 dollars, says yes, when they were about to seal the deal, he asked for her to stand on his face while he masturbated, she noped out of it.
They know of the Foot wiki's.
Worked at Hot Topic most her life.(assistant manager)
Worked at HT at the time she met Dan (dinosaur laser fight) 2011.
First time meeting suzy, dan thought "wow, she looks so cool" Felt intimidated by her since he's always been "nerdy".
Dan was there when Arin suggested to jon to do game grumps as a show.
Arin and suzy loved NSP.
Started working for arin, then started meeperfish, then "Everybody really likes how i look, my makeup stuff, so i started Mortemer" "Don't feel like it's taken off, but it'll happen"
Family watches GG, her dad loves ross.
Had issues telling her parents what she does. They didn't understand.
"I was a golden child, brothers were shit" Mom was a cop. Mom beat their kids into submission.
Babysat her brothers kids.
Proud she wasn't a teenage preggo. (backtracks that comment a bit)
Realizes she has a cush life.
"I have bipolar/manic depression, inherited by her dad" Was on anti-depressants, hated her online pics back then.
"Problems don't go away when you get money"
"I could talk to you about Kirk Cobain for days"
What was your dream as a kid? "I wanted to be something beautiful, like Jeana Davis, a sex object. Now, why the fuck did i want that? Mom taught me to hate women. Mom laughed at me when i said i wanted to be a model, then i became a model" Thought that was love, but it wasn't.
Happy with arin at the moment.
"I feel like i would not have an audience right now if it wasn't for game grumps" (no shit suzy)
Believes in karma, bad one day, good things come the next.
"Everyone is the same person just in different circumstances."
Boring ass interview from a boring ass girl.
No. 196424
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Coming from the girl who sells pinned insects for five times what they're worth.
No. 196713
>>196424And all of her fans are so up her ass that they won't even call her out.
Literally all she does is pin butterflies to a frame, right? Doesn't she buy bugs in bulk and then just puts them in frames and that's it?
No. 197113
>>196713Pretty much lol
She even sells the broken ones for the same price, though sometimes like 20 dollars cheaper
Alot of the times the bugs are placed in crooked or there are holes in the wings or the frames are chipped and scuffed up a bit
No. 197207
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>>197113Shes had this in the descriptions of a lot of her pieces for fucking ever.
Seriously snoozy if its such a problem how about be a better "artist" and get better quality frames we all know you can afford it with how much your overprice your shit.
No. 197948
>>195522Arin: Aw, it's leatherface, look how cute.
Suzy: "O-Oh yeH!! TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PLUSHIE"
Gods, I hate her. It's like… just saying leatherface is good enough bitch. It's like going "oh hey, freddy kruger" and someone screaming " from nightmare on elm streeeet!"
Fake bitch.
No. 197954
>>196424And people buy basic white tees from American Apparel for $25. Their money.
Suzy, this is hilarious coming from a lying scammer.
No. 197964
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Any bets on suzy starting to dress and act more "edgy" due to the leaks of sombra from overwatch? She was complaining about her tumblr side cut awhile ago but I have a feeling she might get it re-done because SOMBRA OVERWATCH GUIZE OVERWATCH IS MY FAVOURITE GAME AM TOTALLY NOT HOPPING ON THE BAND WAGON TO GET VIEWS AND DESPERATELY STAY RELEVANT
No. 198022
>>197973If anything, she'll jump off the bridge, come back, and then talk about how she didn't jump off the bridge because she is such a "unique individual who doesn't follow other people and isn't a total sheep".
She's always been like that, just take whatever stance makes her more popular. She either hops on the bandwagon, or sits in the back talking about how everyone are such sheep for following what's popular like she is so fucking edgy and cool.
No. 198110
>>198069It's because he goes on fad, gimmicky diets like paleo, then eats like shit while he's on vacation.
Unlike Suzy, who isn't on any kind of diet and just prefers to shovel more food into her fat face and then blame her "thyroid" when she gets bigger.
No. 198113
>>198069It's because he goes on fad, gimmicky diets like paleo, then eats like shit while he's on vacation.
Unlike Suzy, who isn't on any kind of diet and just prefers to shovel more food into her fat face and then blame her "thyroid" when she gets bigger.
No. 198122
>>198110He does talk about his fad diets a lot and how Suzy is doing it with him but those sound like lies. They go out for lunch ALL THE TIME and Dan / their insta confirms it.
LA is full of people like that, though. My aunts who live there eat out every day for lunch/dinner and don't cook. It's crazy to me.
No. 198133
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This showed up on my twitter feed and it made me laugh (for anyone who knows that snowflake Vexxed, this is a youtuber hes been streaming with lately)
No. 198347
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This is old mom skin on her neck, oh god suzy what have you done to yourself…
No. 198352
>>198345Was here voice always like this?
Cranky and out of breath?
Also, yes her chest looks so yuck…
No. 198354
>>198345>I was scared to get rid of my blonde streak because I was afraid people would freak out at me over it!!Uh. Why the fuck would anyone 'freak out' over her dying over a single streak in her hair.
Nobody cares that much, Suzy.
No. 198518
>>198430Actually, pretty common on youtube in both ways. A user will have 3mil subs and videos scraping by 100k, others with maybe 100,000 subs and getting views from 400,000-1 mil. It's common, Im happy they are getting views as it really effects the money they have(means better music videos for fucks sake 6969 looked awful that took you 18 months?)
Youtube is such a shit way of making money.
No. 199117
>>199089She has 2 mods (honestly they didn't seem very smart and seem to just agree with her on shit, like not liking lucio design, not liking mei, thinking mercy is swedish lmao).
She mostly played mercy and got carried and died a lot (due to going in at the wrong time, running away by turning her character around, instead of just backing out while still attacking, etc.).
She streamed for less than 2 hours too, which is kinda short for someone who says they're really into videogames.
No. 199272
>>199093 I'm not familiar with twitch donations. Was it a charity thing or does it just go straight in her pocket?
I remember an old post saying 'I don't want to be famous, just rich,' and since she hasn't matured past the age of 14, I'd assume she still has that mentality. It makes me laugh how everything she does is just a massive lunge toward getting views, no originality, nothing to offer that is actually helpful in tutorials, and of course, still over pricing bugs on etsy.
It is sad to thing that if it wasn't for gg this girl would be nothing, she'd have no views, people who actually care about makeup or makeup artists would outshine her mortem3r channel, and nobody in their right mind would have bought her bugs (considering they can look up the same display for half the price), her prices just aren't competitive, and she seriously can't pretend like she isn't expecting young fans to buy into the hype of owning something she took 2 minutes to make.
No. 199329
>>199272well she might be donating it to charity but i cant find anything that says that.
twitch subscriptions are $5 a month and the streamer gets $2.50 of that. donations are through third parties like paypal and they get all of it
No. 199980
>>199874If she didn't do her corners/whole bottom eye line, she could probably get away without doing her brows so… ugh. Why does she insist on the corners?
(but as a pale anon, I might try out the foundation she mentioned at the start simply because I can? And to compare paleness… because I feel like part of her complexion is due to her harsher hair color that kind of enhances it more.
But her nose… the way she does it.. she just looks so much like a Dr. Seuss Who character. Snoozy-loo-who.
(I will say that I started calling her Snoozy a couple threads back and was incredibly happy it caught on… and I will also apologize in advance. I've had a few drinks and Snooze always supplies me with a few laughs)
No. 200024
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2012 snooze depresses me seeing how shes turned out now, granted she was always ugly and a shitty person but now her make up and appearance is just unbearable with no saving grace.
No. 200045
>>200043I don't think so, like
>>200034 said she has her legs slightly apart to get make a thigh gap.
No. 200048
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>>199874Because her diet is shit and she tries to slather on beauty products to fix it, which in turn makes it even worse.
No. 200084
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>>199874Has Suzy ever talked about what she does for skincare? I'm surprised she hasn't jumped on the Korean skincare train like a lot of other "beauty gurus" have done. It would honestly probably help her a lot.
She also needs to stop wearing so much foundation and other makeup on her face if she's really wearing everyday.
No. 200093
>>200084she uses Murad Skincare which is like $60+ (source: her twitter where she @'s them for customer service)
just another example of how good diet/exercise is the best treatment for good skin
No. 200101
>>200097you can buy balloons at disney though…? theyre like 15 usd
clearly suzy didnt in this case cus you can see the poor park attendent squatting down holding the balloons while suz holds them for a pic
No. 200369
>>200084My god. How can Arin stand to look at that every day. I mean, I'd be pretty upset if I found out one day that I was married to a fat, pale-faced leech.
I mean holy fuck, she could scare the raccoons out of the woods with that.
No. 200375
>>200084Serious skin damage. She's so pale so it's probably not sun damage…
She's so young but I can already see the fine lines that come in while you're in your mid 30s. Eat your veggies, kids.
No. 200428
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>>198133Damn, that's good.
No. 200535
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Self-conscious about her chins, much?
No. 200653
>>200535She's posing sooo hard in the first group shot. Ridiculous.
>>200642It makes him look extra gross and lazy. Like those kind of people you see walk around a walmart barefoot. Nasty.
Also, what the hell is going on with Suzy's foot in the first pic. Does she have abnormally long feet or is this some kind of shoop gone wrong?
No. 200944
>>200535>>200653>She's posing sooo hard in the first group shot. Ridiculous.Not to mention awkwardly as fuck.
I'd like to remind everyone that she is literally an ex-(clothing)model (for Hot Topic, granted, but a model all the same), also did a shoot for Make Up For Ever and a tonne of bought photoshoots.
All this experience and she still can't pose for shit. Even the guys look more natural than her.
No. 200994
>>200939I was thinking the same thing, even the flowers she admits you can get in the states. Plus the heating masks, doesn't she know there are reusable ones? Such a waste.
The condoms are lol though, kind of wish she'd actually open one and show what they look like.
No. 201343
>>201337It's not a start if she's under the impression that she's still flawless.
Sounds more like she's getting ready to hop on the HAES bullshit wagon.
No. 201776
>>201753holy shit where's this from?
Good on Jontron for losing weight last I seen him he was pretty big
No. 201813
>>201776its from his newest video!
yeah bless his heart for actually making an effort to improve himself
No. 201855
>>201834Jon lost weight to help himself.
Suzy just helps herself to a second helping.
No. 201900
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>>201813>>201753It makes me glad to see Jon doing so well and I hope things just keep getting better for him because he's actually a good guy who works hard and deserves it all
No. 202660
>>201869Sorry Derail:
Do you remember when he first moved into the creature house? He was so slim, then all the way from the 2nd house to the office he got so huge. I'm glad he lost weight, i only realized the other day. The Creatures are dead now which makes me sad but all my faves were either kicked or dropped out. Shame really.
No. 202779
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Suzy back at it again with her edgy reads.
>>202660I actually never watched the Creatures, although I did watch Nova back when he was as popular as Pewdiepie and I love Cow Chop. He does look really fucking good these days. He's a pretty guy.
No. 203269
>>202779Pretty funny she has the audacity to even call it reading when she probably listens to each book with about the same amount of attention one would give a TV in the background.
Not to mention these books look terrible; like the failed author stuff you'd find next to the magazines with the romance novels in the pharmacy.
She posts shit like this to keep up her smart goth girl facade but all it does is remind us how vapid she really is.
No. 203456
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Didn't she just go on a trip a couple weeks ago? At that point is it really considered a holiday if you aren't even working in the first place?
No. 203462
>>203452As if there aren't thousands of trash vlogs about Nara park.
What's next? Shinjuku crossing-oh wait
No. 203463
>>203452Arin was actually pretty cute in this. Granted I watched this on mute, so I have no idea what they're saying.
That title though, have to get use your own husband's handle to get views. Her own name/channel name isn't even in it smh.
No. 204390
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Suzy posted a video of her holding a snow globe hand sanitizer container meant to leave on a desk or bathroom and she's getting all triggered because she thinks it's for on the go in a purse, people are pointing out what it's for but I thought the one comment summed suzy up pretty well, if it was a spooky one she probably wouldn't be complaining at all just to score those goffic points
No. 204441
>>204400kind of like lindsey (married to one of the main 5) was on achievement hunter. she wasn't horribly unfunny, but she just didn't have much chemistry. mica's more enjoyable even though she's a little worse at games
so glad she's pregnant now though so she'll stop bleaching her hair, that brassy blonde was nagl. not missing her throaty laugh either.
No. 204723
>>204441I didn't mind Lindsay that much. She was always great on On The Spot (at least in my opinion, anyways).. but I feel like it took the fandom longer to like her than it did for them to like Elyse (who's only been officially a Funhaus member for, like, a year).
Regarding Mica (and verging on OT) she's very… Tumblr. And that's not really that palatable for a lot of people.
>>204713Suzy uses the same crap because her makeup is basically the same, only with ~dramatic~ brows, some eye shadow, and poor attempts at contouring. But on her thumbnail for the vid, she kind of just has to do her eyebrows and she would look very, very similar to how she does now.
No. 204732
>>204400Elyse worked for another gaming channel before joining Funhaus. She definitely had an easier time getting a job with FH because she's married to James, but she's not riding his coattails like Snooze is with Arin.
>>204441But Mica is horribly unfunny though. The only reason she's at RT is because of nepotism.
No. 204735
>>204614>>204732sage for OT (last post ill make about this to avoid derail) but enjoyable was the wrong word - at best, i don't notice her as much. at worst, her voice is less grating imo. jeremy is really the only 'new member' to actually be a boon to them and i kind of wish they'd drop the 'gotta have a token girl' thing in general though. or at least bring in barbara for the puns.
>>204723lindsey is better on On the Spot, I'll give you that
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No. 205847
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>>205843snooze is glad that it isnt just her overall inadequacy thats hurting her channel
No. 205853
>>205843>>205847I'm not sure you should be calling yourself a youtuber if your can't live off your own channels. i guess people don't want near silent dating sim/overwatch lets plays or 80 different wing tip tutorials and lootcrate videos
Seriously she has no discernible talent and would still be living at home if she didn't have her sugar daddy
No. 205901
>>205850>>205852>>205892Not to defend Suzy at all, but apparently Youtube has been having problems lately with randomly unsubscribing people from the channels they follow. It's been mentioned a few times recently on bigger channels likes Philip Defranco.
Again, not defending Suzy. It's pretty entertaining to see her whine about people not wanting to watch her boring ass videos. Like she thinks people will feel bad for her and subscribe out of pity.
No. 205968
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Her future predictions on Social Blade are so sad lol. Chin up, Snooze, you might double your sub count in 5 years' time!
No. 206707
>>206701I fucking hate these because in every one I've seen (the first few minutes of, anyway) it's just the boyfriend/husband trying to be extra funny and making fun of everything his girl is doing and it's uncomfortable…
like you would think that if this was something your wife was really into, you would at least know a little bit about it, you would know what foundation is and that it's not skin out of a container that says fart
No. 206735
>>206707The only one I liked was the one Jenna marbles did. Her boyfriend wasn't condescending about it.
Sage for ot
No. 206807
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When you reach the bottom of the doughnut box but still want more
No. 207199
>>207154Exactly like geez, I'm a guy with a boyfriend who has never interacted with makeup in my entire life and even I can tell the names of basic makeup products just from over hearing people in my class talking about it, no its not because I'm gay it's because I'm not a fucking idiot, girls can tell the difference between soccer and hokey so it makes sense that even guys know what mascara, foundation and blush is
Sage for ot but arin really got on my nerves because you could tell he was playing dumb just to be funny which he wasn't, even at best
No. 207227
>>207138exactly when that whole etsy thing happened i read one post explaining what she did. I commented on reddit that it wasn't cool to buy two etsy products and glue them together and mark it up 1000%.
I got some lovely responses "you sad little internet detectives that likes harassing people" "lol little men can't handle feminists"
on the internet, no one knows you have a vagina
No. 207313
>>207227Except on here where everyone assumes you have a vagina.
SAGE for OT
No. 207349
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but yes that thyroid.
No. 207352
>>207349Someone also asked if she would do a skincare routine video… she "keeps meaning to" and can't decide if she wants to film one with her actually doing it.
(which makes me think she doesn't follow through with it most of the time)
No. 207356
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Imagine Suzy actually doing this and embarrassing herself
No. 207384
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>>207378Suzy has put makeup on him twice
No. 207713
>>207408sage
she gets MLA when she wears those 'nude' pasty lip colours
No. 207774
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Her throwback is…really sad
No. 207778
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>>207378If this is pre-Suz, you remember correctly.
No. 207797
>>207384snooze still looks like mj in that thumbnail but i'd bang arin with that makeup on. he looks good.
>inb4 love yourself>>207788fuck anon i laughed
No. 207850
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>>207778All I see is Joanna from green wing
No. 207861
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>>207850hahaha it's almost uncanny
No. 208351
>>207774>I feel closer to the person I am supposed to be nowYeah, bullshit Suzy. You've bitched on twitter about missing being skinny for pity points and encouragement from fans to justify your weight gain. You wouldn't do that unless you really did want to be thin again or you wouldn't draw attention to the difference.
I think she should have stuck to the way her makeup is in old pictures and videos, when it was simple and clean, make her weird features look kind of interesting, and her face and neck weren't completely different colors.
It's not too late Suzy, you're young and have no job or commitments, there's nothing stopping you from getting back into shape the way you obviously want to do.
No. 208355
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>>207774Amidst the comments telling her how much happier/healthier/more beautiful she looks, a wild snowflake interaction appears.
No. 208405
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shetookitdown.
No. 208415
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>>208410oh good job snoozy
No. 208422
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this got posted somewhere. kek.
No. 208425
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Snoozy not thinking before she posts on social media.
No. 208427
>>208426its just "enhanced" from the reflection of that one picture.
And since its deleted there's no hope of anyone getting anything better out of it.
No. 208449
>>208425I'm guessing she meant 'shouldn't' play on the American servers? If she's talking about Overwatch which I'm pretty sure she is, I've talked with some of the Korean-named people on there. A lot of them are from America and just use Korean characters almost like an intimidation factor.
The others I spoke with say that their servers are constantly under DDOS and flooding that it's hard to play so they often check out the other servers like Europe's.
No. 208451
>>208448Someone posted on a celeb leak board about having nudes of her and a couple other youtuber girls.
So she might have far worse than some super blurry garbage to worry about soon.
No. 208458
>>208425Chances are the Korean players are better than her anyway. It's not like most people communicate with each other while playing either though, and I'm pretty sure doing team work with Suzy is more frustrating than it is fun.
>>208422lol
this is pretty funny.
>>208451I mean that would be interesting, but if people are hacking their stuff to get nudes, it's kinda disrespectful and sad. At least the insta vid she posted herself which makes it funny and her own fault.
No. 208684
>>208405holyshit, she really is naked in the reflection. How did she not realize that?
Also, bath bombs are gross and give you yeast infections. I hope she doesn't use them too often.
No. 209187
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it only gets worse
No. 209283
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What the fuck is wrong with her? Lmao so edgy and goffic!!
No. 209779
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>>209610Yep it's already happening. These people are fucking stupid.
No. 209901
>>181197>I've taken dozens of pics of Japanese cemeteries>looks young as fuckI find this hard to believe
I feel like diehard fans love to make shit up in order to defend their idol(s) hoping they get noticed
No. 209954
>>209901To be fair this kid in my class is going to Japan and places around the world all the time, but that's just because the job his parents have, but most likly the girl defending suzy hasn't and even if she did go I doubt she would think that it would be fine taking photos of altars set out to respect those who have passed
Sage for ot
No. 209955
>>209954Sorry for that post, I searched her instagram and she does actually visit japan often however the only pic of a cemetery is the one from Disney land
Super sageing for ot but I just wanted to follow up that the fan defending snooze is half right
No. 210005
>>209187>the evolution of suzy!Devolution*
Also those thongs with that dress, what the fuck! Out of
ALL the fucking shoes that she has (and never wears) to choose from, she picks those…
She truly baffles me.
No. 210232
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I thought this fanart of snoozy was pretty hilarious.
Nice to see someone drawing her face in a slightly more accurate way instead of super cutesy (those teeth)
No. 210311
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>>210299Well Suzy is .2% Asian and believes that she looks pretty similar to Asian women
No. 210337
>>210311This looks like a pic of a Yakut. I am super white and have Yakut according to 23andme but look like I'm tragically half bird. So no Asian look.
My point? She is reaching … yet grasps nothing.
No. 210347
>>210338Lol right?!? But to me the trisomy face does look a bit odd.. as a parent or friend I'd pray for some Asian ….
Yakuts are Asian. But more like native peoples who mixed in. While for her it's nice to focus on such things I believe her time might be better spent not eating so much crap and working on a natural makeup look.
All personal opinion…
No. 210438
>>210338To weebs everything from big dolly eyes to small, chinky ones makes a person look Asian.
And it's not like having a drop of Asian blood means anything anymore nowadays. 0.2% Asian is the new 1/64 Native American.
No. 210455
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I makes me laugh that once again her top posts mostly have arin in them, but hey discount D.va made the cut.
Another thing I nevery understood about her Su.Va t-shirts is the name. I mean D.va is like that cause it sounds like Diva?? (I don't play overwatch so just guessing). Why didn't she call them Su.Z as in Suzy??
>>208405Leaked nudes + Faucet = …A leaky Faucet?
No. 210679
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>>210661My favorite still from that video. Oh Snoozy, never change.
No. 210734
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>>210679Time to buy a larger size shirt Suzy, we can see your disgusting fat belly and bloated hips spilling over your waistband and peeking out from the flannel.
No. 210752
>>210679Holy shit.
On a somewhat related note do we have an attention whore gamur girl type thread?
No. 210778
>>210734>>210747And maybe bigger jeans. Those look like they're cutting into her painfully.
Honestly she would look better if she'd figure out how to dress her body. :(
No. 211839
>>210734those jeans are way too small
that fucking muffin top
No. 212029
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>Growing up my parents always made sure my brother, sister and I had a good Christmas- today I had the privilege of being able to help kids less fortunate than I was by filling up a cart for toys for tots. If you can I urge you to donate. It was so cathartic to buy the toys I wanted when I was a kid!!
Do you think she would've done this without posting to social media?
No. 212039
>>212029Of course not. It's all about those ass-pats for ol' Suze.
Even the accompanying photo is obnoxious;
>"look at this HUGE receipt!! look how many things I bought for CHARITY! I'm SUCH a GOOD person!!" No. 212043
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>>210747We have reached the holy trinity, my friends.
No. 212077
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She took his chins.
No. 212078
>>212029fucking hell. okay, mention you donated some stuff to the org to spread the rude and encourage others to do the same.
but what the fuck at her posing with the receipt? its a fucking obvious humble brag about how much she can spend to help kids WHICH IS NOT THE POINT YOU DUMB CUNT
No. 212289
>>212029It's like that old saying that it means more to get 20 dollars from a homeless man than it does 2000 dollars from a millionaire.
To the millionaire, that money is pocket change that he views like anyone else would a few cents. Whereas the homeless man sees that 20 dollars as his next meal, his livelihood and his chance for survival.
When you take all of the money that Suzy and Arin have just making videos for YouTube, you could likely fill five carts full of toys and they'll be able to make that back in a weeks worth of content.
Fuck Suzy and fuck her self-promoting agenda - you can bet your ass that she wouldn't have done this if she couldn't boast about it to her followers later.
No. 212294
Lip fillers would really help close the gap between her top lip and nose…. she always looks very neanderthal to me
>>212043Imagine seeing that in the middle of the night. I would lose my shit
No. 212349
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>>210326Underappreciated comment. top kek
No. 212356
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>>210326Anon, I'm in tears
No. 212382
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>>208425I can't believe I never saw Maxmoefoe's response rofl.
No. 212874
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$10 for 6 or 7 stickers? Is that normal? That seems overpriced
No. 213012
>>212780Björk is my no. 1 waifu, and I just hate people comparing fatass Suzy to qt Icelandic goddess bork.
The comparison comes up surprisingly often.
No. 213047
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That five head
No. 213337
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>>213047i thought she was trying to be vitas for a sec
No. 213343
>>213337I'm rolling anon, thank you.
>>213220Seriously. She always comes off as ungrateful.
No. 213821
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The tattoo….
No. 213828
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this dude didn't need to kiss her ass
but snoooze needs all that munnies to buy loot boxes for Overwatch
No. 214066
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>>213821 I see this art style all the time, it's just so super lazy looking, and pretty much sums up most tumblr art.
>>213828>>213988 Haha
> I dare you to post your own I love how she is pretending like this was her own idea, rather then some petty show off to the guy she blew up at haha
No. 214069
>>214066/samefag
It's funny how she missed out all the shops she buys her frame decorations and pendants for her own etsy
No. 214079
>>213220Because she's ~relatable!
>>213337How dare you compare Snoozelax to Vitas.
No. 214848
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Holly made a dragon cake for a D&D session. Both Suzy and Holly posted a pic of it on Instagram.
I'll give you one guess which of these two photos was taken by Suzy…
No. 214865
>>214066God, she's such a bitch. Trying to pass this off as her own idea like it's some kind of "tag" game. It's the same shit she pulled when she was called out for lying about where she got her supplies from. Instead of owning up and saying "Wow, I'm a really shitty person for lying to you, I'm sorry and I won't do that again" she just pretended like she was oblivious and nervous about ~starting babby's first business~.
No fuck that Suzy, you're a lying, stealing, lazy bitch. Make something of your own if you want to make money, stop ripping other people off for your own gain. It's clear that she connected the dots thanks to this guy calling her out. Fucking act like an adult and apologise you giant woman child.
No. 215217
>>212874I think between 5 and 10 is normal, anon. That's kind of reaching.
I'm more bothered by the fact that she's making money on something she didn't make, but I guess the artist must be getting a part of the cut. I hope it's the better half. I'm talking 85/15.
>>215110I still kind of think Holly is annoying and unattractive. I don't get why people's hate for Snooze has them putting Holly on a pedestal.
>>215116>Even after her flipping out over Donald TrumpScreenshots? Not that I don't believe you, I just want to see it with my own eyes.
No. 215259
>>213047Suzy has absolutely no fucking right to complain about her job when she has literally THE most comfortable and THE most simplistic job in the world.
The two of them make six-figures playing video games and talking over them. Do you know how many billions of people would kill for the opportunity for something like that? Or even a FRACTION of that kind of leisure and wealth?
Suzy is the definition of an ungrateful, arrogant, pompous bitch. Game Grumps has been getting fewer and fewer views lately and I hope their viewership continues to die out just so she has to get a real job and work her ass off like the rest of us.
Honestly, sometimes I feel bad about making fun of Suzy but that sheer level of entitlement just brings me right back in.
No. 215808
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"TBH I think I make a cute water buffalo ?"
No. 215985
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These are so ugly and you can see through the paint on some of the close ups on instagram. Its not hard to paint 2 coats snooze, you could have even taken a snack break while you were waiting for paint to dry.
Oh and of course shes uploading the diy video to her "gaming" channel.
No. 216155
>>215985I can't wait until another game comes along for her to bandwagon and never shut up about so she finally leave Overwatch alone.
I remember she wouldn't shut up about MGS and acted like she was the one who influenced all the yt gamers to play HuniePop/HunieCam
No. 216218
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Dear lord. Looks like Chel has her sights set on Suzy now. Is there anyone's dick she won't suck for notoriety?
I guess whales travel in packs
No. 216338
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>>216298Anon isn't saying she didnt physically make them…Anon is saying the ornament designs were ripped from the ornament sprays in the game. This is what they look like in game…..
No. 216344
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>>216298Heres another example. She even put mercy on top just like it is here.
No. 216356
>>216355She spends all day kissing up to that hentai artist shadman that draws people fucking dogs and scat porn. Chel is the lowest whore in the cosplay community and I'm shocked she has no thread.
Sage for off topic.
No. 216382
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>Chelhellbunny
isn't that the fatass who jumped on the overwatch porn bandwagon for easy money?
No. 217569
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Dude what the fuck, all you do is play video games and make up tutorials, you can bring that stuff with you practically anywhere you go giving you the opportunity to be on holiday 24/7. Though she's probably glad that now for two weeks she doesn't have to record anything and just pig out on everything. Fuck I bet she'll probably post all of her presents on instagram as if peole care
No. 217732
>>217648bruh this is heavily shooped
she has nothing going for her except her meal ticket husband yo
No. 217798
File: 1482216036127.png (1.91 MB, 1920x1080, ahhhhhhhhhh.png)
looks like halloween comes back early for snoozy. that cheap wig and FAS face are a horrifying combo
No. 217839
>>212029there's a guy who plays for the Cowboys (I think) who started doing this a few years ago, posting the receipts on his instagram
of course, he drops something like 30 large on toys
No. 217848
File: 1482219872344.jpg (Spoiler Image,543.52 KB, 950x1343, 1473984446808.jpg)
>>216361I used to think some of his non-porn cartoons were okay, but this crossed a fucking line for me
No. 218108
File: 1482261676430.jpg (53.03 KB, 654x565, mkay.jpg)
>>218091This shitty make up makes her look like a crazy person on drugs tbh
No. 218426
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No. 218868
>>218616lmao anon
holy shit lol
No. 220543
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Suzy is almost as thick as her eyebrows.
No. 220589
>>220543slap some red on there, grainy filters and it looks like a fucking creepypasta image.
She looks like the happy mask salesman only fat.
No. 220617
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>>220543>>220589You're laying awake at night when you look up and see this peeking in from the doorway.
"BUY MY MERCHANDISE" it hisses, before slithering away.
No. 220905
File: 1482577003359.png (1.31 MB, 1498x788, Happymask.png)
I was going to photoshop Suzy's face onto the Happy Mask Salesman, but after I placed her face ontop of the game screenshot and it matched up PERFECTLY, I became too afraid to continue.
No. 221090
File: 1482618272145.png (249.2 KB, 640x275, requesting.png)
>>220905In case anyone doesn't know who happy mask salesman is and what they look like
No. 221177
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>>220905I'm fucking dying here. holyshit
No. 221609
File: 1482710953810.jpeg (1.14 MB, 2361x787, suzy banner.jpeg)
just gonna leave this here
No. 221613
File: 1482711300417.jpeg (48.76 KB, 300x100, suzy banner.jpeg)
sorry, fucked up the size for the first one
No. 221699
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>>221609oh god i can imagine her actually shaking a kid like that
fuck anon im crying from keks
No. 222394
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>>222067you know, i think she actually looks decent in this outfit. if the sleeves were puff or something instead of just cap sleeves, i think it would work better just to give the dress more volume than the width of her arm. she would look fine.
No. 222570
>>222394The hair color/style kind of helps her a lot… but she needs a cardigan or something to pull it together and cover her problem areas.
basically all of her outfits in this tier are something that highschool!me would wear before I learned about the joy of layering.
No. 222637
>>222067whats the point of buying all these clothes if she's only going to wear flared jeans and a shirt outside of the house.
also whats the stupid pose she does at 2:30 where she puts her hand under her chin and nods her head a lot. I hate it.
>>222092I do agree she looks much better with brown hair and a side fringe to cover up her forehead.
No. 222648
File: 1482860032287.jpg (107.04 KB, 920x583, 1482859218999.jpg)
I wonder why she never posts pic related for 'Throwback Thursday'…
No. 222655
File: 1482861361761.jpg (205.97 KB, 832x533, fivehead.jpg)
>>222626she does that a lot lol like ok sure jan. in her recent unboxing video she also took out a size M tshirt and was trying to give it to arin because it "wasn't her size" and then when he didn't want it she said she would keep it as a sleep shirt. as if a medium is so huge on her she couldn't possibly wear it anywhere but to bed.
>>222570think that's a wig but i agree… wish she would bite the bullet and just get straight up bangs. it would really help hide her thinning/receding hairline especially at the temples & give the illusion of density.
(shitty shoop related, her current combover style is doing her no favors only draws attention to the thin parts. blunt bangs at the eyebrow maybe?)
No. 222687
>>222394"strange and unusual"
on what planet is her outfit strange and unusual? she is so fucking deluded, she doesn't even wear those clothes outside for fucks sake
she has zero substance
No. 222697
File: 1482867219505.jpg (978.79 KB, 1372x2196, SnoozeOOTebay.jpg)
>>222637To hock it off on ebay later in one of her "closet cleanouts"
No. 222706
>>222697Cute! Gyaru!
Jesus fuck snoozy…So unfair to not have a talent in anything
No. 223366
>>222067> tfw you're Suzy's height but 70lbs lighter and where a smallBy Suzy logic I should be wearing an xx-small. Good god.
>>222394If you're overweight, avoid horizontal stripes. In fact, everyone should avoid wide horizontal stripes.
>>222697Usually I hate snoozys "style", but that leopard print dress is hella cute. Anyone got the link to her eBay account?
No. 223381
>>223366http://www.ebay.com/usr/dreadfulgodBut I believe that dress was from her closet clean out from late summer/early fall? Props to
>>222697 for making the sweet-ass collage of things that were totally only worn for her ootd videos and more than likely nowhere else.
Speaking of closet cleanouts, isn't she probably due for another one soon?
No. 223580
File: 1482988820977.jpg (2.61 MB, 1406x1529, SnoozeOOTFGebay.jpg)
this is part 2, featuring "NERDYG4M3RG1RL" garbage that was also sold off.
>>223381Yeah she is due again for another one, that clean out was in mid August.
Maybe she'll wait til after New Years to show off her Japanese Lucky Bags, butcher the most simplest of Engrish and force herself into them.
I haven't seen any of her shoes go up for auction, which surprises me since she always wears the same 4 god-awful pairs.
No. 223653
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Is it mean to say it's probably because no one wants her in their clique and she's only in GG because she's married to Arin? ?
No. 223673
>>223580I think she's sold a couple pairs, if I'm not mistaking… I don't remember which ones because they weren't my size so I didn't give them a second glance.
A New Year's sale would seem likely/smart to do… since a lot of her fans are probably teens/early 20s who have Christmas left money to spend.
>>223597Nah, I actually really like the galaxy hoodie dress in the above anon's post. It's fine to like things of Snooze's. she just can't style worth a damn or buy things that work with her body.
No. 223736
>>223580hold up, is she wearing the marauder's map dress backwards? or did she put it backwards on the mannequin? the neckline doesn't match neither does the icon at the chest
that tartan skater dress looked really good on her with the belts, ditch the shoes
honestly I am short and way heavier than her and I can pull these clothes off cause you freaking wear stuff on top to balance yourself out and not those godawful boots
No. 223803
>>223784That is so funny. Because she tries so hard to pretend that she is relatable. That she is this "down to earth, funny cute goth girl that is into creepy shit and video games and is just like one of the guys and not like those other girls" when everything about her is so fake and manufactured to put her in the best light because she thinks it will make her popular.
She is a huge fun anchor that ruins everyones time by being such a tryhard or shutting shit down because she either didn't get the joke or is the subject of it and doesn't like beinmade fun of because it makes her feel insecure. So it no surprise that no one wants to be around her. Yet to compensate for that, she has inflated her ego about as much as her gut, where she thinks she doesn't need anyone and if people don't like her, then they are the ones with the problem. She thinks she is this trendsetter that is doing bold new things that have never been done before and others simple should have to keep up with her, when really is she is about as basic as they come and she is such a sheep to whatever is popular at the time and doesn't have a shred of originality in her body. She'd never collaborate with anyone because she thinks she doesn't need it and is so much better than everyone that they wouldn't be any kind of help to her at all.
>>223788And yet she constantly either downplays or flat out ignores any influence Arin might have had on her sudden boost in popularity. She thinks he had nothing to do with it and that people came to her because they were drawn to her specifically and the fact that she was a part of Game Grumps doesn't matter. As if anyone would give a shit about her awful makeup tutorials and garbage she sells on etsy if she wasn't Arin's wife. Before KKG got lumped into Game Grumps, it was completely floundering and getting worse views than she has now. She wouldn't be shit if she weren't tangentially attached Game Grumps and their cringey, austitic as fuck fans who will do anything to try to be friends with them. She constantly wants to act like she did it all on her own that that she didn't need anyone to help her get where she is, yet she wouldn't have shit if it weren't for Arin and she'd still be living in podunk Florida working retail and pretending that she is a model.
No. 223808
>>223653????
Suzy you don't even do anything intersting. Actual beauty content creators who CREATE STUFF, don't give a fuck about your 10th unboxing video this month.
Not to mention all of her shit looks so low quality, it doesn't seem like she puts any time or effort into making her videos look good. Meanwhile you have people with half of her subs making better quality videos with better content.
And as for her LPs, she is A SNOREFEST and is TERRIBLE at games. Not even a funny terrible, just cringy terrible
No. 224274
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http://colorpunish.com/post/154980592391/i-did-not-have-the-time-to-make-anythingDon't know if this has been posted but i saw this on my tumblr dashboard from this artist.
The art is nice but this is not how Suzy even remotely looks and the book is "in production" as of now. Picture spoilered just to be on the safe side.
No. 224615
>>224274Blue Breed has such bad anatomy
Which is a shame because the color is decent
No. 224642
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>>224615I can understand if you exaggerate it just for the sake of porn, since most porn artists do this.
Another picture by the same artist. At least the massive forehead is accurate lol.
No. 224815
>>224803I was also thinking similarly, why is their hentai/porn of people who play video games? I understand wanting to see porn of characters, or even caricatures of porn stars.
But Suzy and the grumps aren't characters,and they're not porn stars so… Why all the porn?
I would feel super uncomfortable being so overly sexualised.
No. 224843
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For once somebody made accurate fanart of snooze
No. 224857
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>>224274At least this acknowledged her eating habits
No. 224967
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>>224642>>224274>>224857good god my fucking eyes
No. 224979
>>224843wow, weight wise snooze looks pretty good in the left pic, and with some stockings to cover up her pasty ass legs and more flattering shoes that could be a cute outfit too.
i'll forever be salty that she wont just get off her ass, go to the gym and generally wear more flattering clothes (aka not the tryhard shit she owns but never actually wears outside) instead of complaining about how harddd her job is u guise :(((( and shoveling junk food down that trash chute she calls a mouth
>inb4 m-muh thyroid No. 225345
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#10 on a watchmojo garbage "list"
No. 225498
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>>224642She looks like a character in Code Lyoko.
No. 226927
File: 1483481254138.png (5.02 KB, 612x32, what the fuck.png)
note this was on a picture of Dan when he was 8
No. 226958
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>>226927>>226947It's honestly his own goddamn fault, what does he expect with captions like this?
No. 227344
>>226944Game Grumps fans have always been a cringey, autistic lot. In no small part thanks to them encouraging that behavior or at least tolerating it due to the fact it's those type of people that allow them to make a living doing what they do. The desperate losers who spend all day hoping and wishing that the Grumps would notice them and end up want to be heir best friends and would do anything to support them if it means they get to feel closer to them.
And then Suzy wonders why creeps show up to their house looking for them.
No. 227411
>>227394I hate the way she parts her hair so far to the side. It looks like she's balding and has some sort of combover. She loosk a lot better with it parted more towards the middle, like
>>184079, or even when she had bangs like in the top picture in
>>195247 No. 227546
>>226959I check their vids every now and again
Used to enjoy the Ross time slot, but even that's pretty shitty now
No. 227566
>>227394I'll never understand how Suzy justifies calling these vids OOTD when she doesn't even "outfit" them. No accessories save for the same few pairs of shoes, very little to no layering pieces???? Some tights? A necklace? Anything else? Fashion guru my ass.
Sage for autistic visual merchandiser ramblings.
No. 227646
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She can try as much as she wants to hide her gut by doing that japanese model mag posing with her feet tucked in, ass out, arched back and sucking in.
Unfortunently she needs to breathe and its tons of fun when she does.
Her turn around posing is so forced i physically cringe, your back isnt that arches snooze ya just wish ya were a petite lil nippon gal
No. 227760
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Fuuuuck I'm so jealous right now, stranger things is so good she damn well appreciate the opportunity she's getting
No. 227850
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>>227646Her gut sticks out as far as her tits.
No. 227885
>>226959Neh, gave Dan a chance when Jon left but quickly lost interest. I absolutely loathe what GG has become; a cash cow. They sold out hard.
Though sometimes when I want something on to fall asleep to, I'll put on Jon-era videos.
No. 227956
>>227949It's because it's her greatest fear realizes, to be seen as boring and basic as everyone else. Despite all the shit does to try to stand out and be different, no one pays attention to her unless Arin is involved and that has to make her furious. All the makeup, expensive clothes and video games in the world can't make people give a shit about you if you have a boring personality Suzy.
But like Moomoo, she tries to play it off like she doesn't care. "lol I'm just trying to have fun with my friends and husbando. I don't really care lol. You're all a bunch of jealous losers for caring so much about what I do."
No. 228425
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>implying that Suzy does any of those things
Her fans really are ludicrously delusional.
No. 228462
>>228425a descent diet
aka her descent into obesity
No. 228520
>>228466Ew, why would you let thee entire world know that your thinning
Snooze I get that you want everyone to worship you but that's just plain nasty
No. 228522
File: 1483708502224.jpeg (150.95 KB, 640x873, image.jpeg)
I'm guessing she might've took the picture but lmao @ her not even being in the group picture but Vernon and one of their editors are
No. 229509
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Tfw you can'even manage to post a birthday pic without mentioning you're married to a known youtuber ?
No. 229722
>>229509>>229509Said this before, and I got accused of being a "conspiracy theorist who wastes too much time stalking Suzy". But I'll say it again:
What seems like harmless PDA, feels like another sleazy attempt at her trying to act like she is more important than she really is and comes off as showing off like she thinks she is is so much better than everyone and one could only hope to have what she has and that everyone is just jealous of her.
It's not enough for her to just be married to Arin and be happy, she has to make sure everyone knows and let them know that you can't ever have whatever she has with him.
It's not like they are a couple that just started dating and she can't help but do it. They have been together for years and still she can't stop being like: "By the way, I'm married to Egoraptor, in case you didn't know" like he is some kind of trophy to show off to prove she belongs
No. 230021
>>229722Was this on rantgrumps? I feel like people on there lately are too scared to be mean to her because they know she reads some of the posts. So even on a place where it's meant for ranting, people still have to work around not hurting Suzy's feelings.
I think she brings up being married to Arin and puts him in so many videos because it's legitimately the only interesting thing about her and it gives her attention.
No. 230173
>>230086I thought I remember seeing a similar post somewhere. I never really browsed like I do here, but found it really fucking strange how someone couldn't rant about Suzy but could rant about everyone else
I noticed a bunch of people criticizing Jon a lot too
No. 230224
>>229509jfc she's pathetic.
Also
>anglekek
No. 230299
>>230254I totally recall Arin mentioning that the woman who cleans their office also cleans their home. I can't recall what episode or series it was though.
Regardless, that's no excuse to not clean up after yourself.
No. 230938
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No. 231424
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>>230962beyond perfect anon
No. 232168
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Compared to now they were so cute back then :<
No. 232247
>>232168>wePretty sure it was just you Suzy…
Damn this is depressing, another reminder of how much she's let herself go..
No. 232328
>>232168". . . My god you've gotten fat"
Seriously Suzy, how can you even stand to look at yourself in the mirror now?
No. 232350
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>>232168I guess Suzy's trying to defend why their diet is so shitty now. They can afford to eat all food they want now
No. 232352
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No. 232353
>>232350Oh please Suzy, neither of you are starving here.
>>232168 Both of you are visibly a healthy weight, not even "skinny", just normal. You can even see that her thighs are a little thick and he's got meat on his arms. She's seriously delusional/in denial…
No. 232441
>>232350Bullshit, Suzy. You guys weren't "starving". You both look just look normal with a normal diet with some physical activity involved everyday. It's you're fault you've become such a fat ass now since all you want to do is sit on your ass and play video games all day. And no Suzy, bragging about how "poor" you used to be doesn't make you relatable, it just makes you look like a pompous bitch. I swear, every time she brings up those days they worked at Disney, she can't help but bring it back to "See, I was with Arin before he had anything! How does that make me a gold digger?!"
>>232352"YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! I'M STILL MARRIED TO EGORAPTOR, IN CASE YOU FORGOT! DOESN'T THAT STILL MAKE ME SUPER IMPORTANT? THAT I'M MARRIED TO THAT ONE ANIMATOR YOU ALL LIKED 10 YEARS AGO? DOESN'T THAT MAKE ME SUCH A GAMUR GIRL THAT TOTALLY BELONGS?"
No. 232497
sage for off topic but I wanted to share the suzy threads with a friend (lol hi when you catch up) and since the threads were mostly on /pt I decided to compile a chronological list of the Suzy threads (not going by the numbering system on snow) and I thought I could post here just for easy finding in future, #14 being this one
Suzy Thread #1 :>>>/pt/58845
Suzy Thread #2:
>>>/pt/93631Suzy Thread #3:
>>>/pt/133120Suzy Thread #4:
>>>/pt/170942Suzy Thread #5:
>>>/pt/188728Suzy Thread #6:
>>>/pt/206726Suzy Thread #7:
>>>/pt/217224Suzy Thread #8:
>>>/pt/226099Suzy Thread #9:
>>>/pt/238653Suzy Thread #10:
>>>/pt/251997Suzy Thread #11:
>>>/pt/268216Suzy Thread #12:
>>>/snow/144412Suzy Thread #13:
>>>/snow/164094Suzy Thread #14:
>>>/snow/181197 No. 232753
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Suzy is butthurt that insta won't verify her shitty photos
No. 232773
>>232497Bless you anon
I've been curious about previous suzy bullshit but have been too lazy to dig up the threads myself
No. 232865
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Look at how badly overdrawn her lips are lmao
No. 232870
>>232753Why does she think she's so important? She's the least famous one out of gg and is hardly even apart of gg anyway. People only know her as Egoraptors wife.
She also only gets like 10k views on her videos despite having nearly 300k subscribers on both her channels lmao
No. 232871
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>>232870Like literally no one watches her videos unless she has someone featuring in them
No. 232906
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>>232903it's an old photo
No. 234840
>>234826At least there was finally someone on the show who actually wanted to be there.
And holy duck, I would pay money to see if he did an episode with Suzy. As awkward as that episode was at times, you could at least tell that he was a fan of Arin, Dan and Jon and really wanted to be there.
It will be cringe city seeing Suzy being such a tryhard with him, constantly makinbher jokes that are dead on arrival. And not in a fun "anti-humor" kind of way like they did in the episode. More like "Good god this girl trying way too hard to be funny. Can I please get out of here before I die of embarrassment"
No. 234975
>>195348The witch trial shit ranged at about 16,000 deaths but they ramped it up to 2 Million even in Ray Buckland's books from exaggerating it into existence.
Considering being a witchy witch with witchy black cats is still trendy to the 14 year old goff totes-Wiccans, she's just trying to appeal to that demographic for views.
>>232168It feels like a huge loss somehow when looking at Arin's life. I believe it was Suzy who convinced him to quit animation as it wouldn't be profitable but if I'm wrong there someone please correct me.
To think what could have been is now lost forever because of a succubus.
I don't absolve Arin of all sins of course, but the look in his eyes these days and the absolute state of him when I glance at more current images or watch more current videos? I can't help but pity him.
No. 235242
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No. 235271
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>>232168The skinnier and more fit she is, the better her weird features are. At her weight now it makes her small features look so piggish, and she can't not look so FAS-y without a ton of makeup and hair styled just right. I'd lose the weight just on being able to look normal, wear minimal makeup, and throw my hair up without looking weird alone. I know she likes makeup but she could have it both ways, what the hell Suzy.
No. 235273
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No. 235766
>>232865That ham arm gets bigger and bigger
>>232441Anon, bless.
No. 235819
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And only gets about 10k views a video when your husband or his friends aren't on the channel. Take the hint Suzy, no one gives a shit.
No. 235908
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This is so tacky but I honestly didn't expect any different from her
No. 236044
>>235908 GOD that dress is horrible. I've been to the Magic Castle a few times for my father's birthday and yes the dress if formal and jesus christ does that not fit the bill at ALL. 'Fancy dress' my fucking eye fatty.
Also look at her humble brag 'SO EXCLUSIVE' bitch, it ain't that exclusive. You just need to know a magician in it. Ughughugh this annoys me.
No. 236061
>>236057She doesn't know what
fancy dress means. It's not dressing fancy.
No. 236070
>>195399She's fucking what?
Holy shit, that puts how bad she looks in perspective
No. 236196
File: 1484685473891.png (742.9 KB, 614x876, magical.png)
>>235908y'know, I managed to completely miss the fact this dress has some weird ass tulle attachment. I thought she was wearing semi-sheer tights… but I guess Arin looks kind of okay? At least more appropriate than Suzy does.
No. 236212
>>236196homeboy chose the smallest tie and narrowest suit lapels possible in order to accentuate his obesity. hair & beard looks good though
>>236209Nah that's a shearling (or faux-shearling) collar
No. 236231
>>236196God she looks even worse in this picture. Her style is so outdated too. She dresses like she's stuck in 2008 or something. When emo and goth were still popular.
Also lmao @ her wearing Lita boots to an event that's supposed to be fancy
No. 236264
>>236057I legit thought it was a joke. Never heard of the magic castle so I assumed she was just going somewhere causal and being sarcastic like "haha fancy dress only!"
But nope, it's actually fancy. And snooze rolled up looking like 2006 hot topic shat her out. How do you get to get age and still not figure out how to dress yourself holy fuck.
No. 236280
>>236264"And snooze rolled up looking like 2006 hot topic shat her out. How do you get to get age and still not figure out how to dress yourself holy fuck."
I so want to make this comment on the subreddit, but I will no doubt get bombarded with "She can dress however she wants!" and "How dare you criticize her fashion!" comments
No. 236342
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>>236196Wow, wow!! Suzy looks so bad here. Bitch, your husband makes 6 figures probably. Go buy a normal dress. She looks like a 15 year old shopping at hot topic. Arin looks okay, but he's fat as fuck. They're both fat, fake and made for each other.
No. 236383
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>>235908I really don't think Suzy's figure is -that- horrible, "thick" is in with mainstream America right now and if she would grow up and dress the part she could make it work for her. i hate to use Kim Kardashian as an example but she was the first person I could think of that fit the bill
No. 236398
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also sage for double-post, while Suzy does have quite an array of awful tacky shoes these have to be the some of the worst. the way they cut off the sides of the feet give her those like ill-proportioned 90s barbie feet and make her legs look stumpy and gargantuan. yikes
No. 236551
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I found out you could look through people's old tweets. Some of Suzy's were hilarious. Apparently got rejected from a lot of modeling agencies lmao
No. 236559
>>236551How can an model not be with an agency what?
Was Suzy just jealous that older models who are usually seen as undesirable, getting more jobs than her
No. 236570
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Her old tweets are so amusing
No. 236587
>>236584I get that vibe from them to. They don't seems to have any black friends and the only black YouTuber that they have ever had on the channel was Woolie from Super Best Friends.
For all of Arin's shitty beat boxing and talking in Ebonics, I beat he is scared to death of black people and would never talk that way around them and Suzy is definitely one of white girls that "Swear they aren't racist" but actually believe in all the negative stereotypes surrounding black people and black culture and feels uncomfortable around them.
No. 236601
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>>236600even when she was thin she couldn't be arsed to walk half a mile…
No. 236605
>>236601Holy fuck Suzy, I walk that distance and back almost every day, most of the time with shopping bags, without a problem and I consider myself a pretty lazy person.
I imagine she's the insufferably lazy type of person that whines and makes Arin do anything that requires the slightest bit of effort from her.
No. 236643
>>236601>half a mile>less than one kilometerhooooly fuck this lazy bitch
Like
>>236605 I walk that distance (or more) and back nearly every day, often carrying one or two gallons of milk, juice, whatever + other groceries, and despite being a certified couch potato I've never even considered complaining about it being too far because it really isn't. It's not far at all. Definitely not far enough to whine about needing a CAR holy shit no wonder you're such a fatass, snoozy.
/sage for pissy blogpost
No. 236660
>>236605>>236643Right? Like maybe I'd give her a pass if she had to scale a huge ass hill or if the weather was awful, but neither Florida nor LA has those and the weather in both those places aren't terrible in Feb.
Half a mile is like what? 5-10 min? Even less?
No. 236683
>>236678That is definitely the million dollar question. Despite all the shitty things she has done and how much she has ballooned, he still apparently loves this land whale.
I think it's because he knows he can't trust anyone else. Since he has become a big name online, I'm sure there are dozens of girls who he thinks will only talk to him because he has some sort of notoriety. He and Dan talked about it on Grumps that Arin was glad was with Suzy before Grumps because it meant he didn't have to deal with that. And if a social retarded like Arin was single during Grumps, I'm sure he'd fall for the first hot girl that even looked his way. He was with Suzy before Grumps, so that obviously proves that she isn't with him only for his money (/sarcasm), but I'm sure that she does everything she can to make sure that he doesn't even look at another girl so that he doesn't even think about breaking up with her agaian.
No. 236699
>>236551She can't even properly use your vs you're. Dumb cunt.
And haha, if she thinks 30 is old, she is in for a damn surprise. Isn't she already 28?
No. 236728
>>236713He'll probably beg his friends to voice act in their shows. I mean, how else would he get a spot on Rick and Morty? Maybe that will be the motivation to finally get up off his ass and start animating again.
Suzy will just stay the course and leech on him. She's too fat and worn out to go back to modeling too unoriginal to go into fashion or makeup and she is too up her own ass to work in retail again. And is just too damn lazy to even attempt anything else that requires effort or creativity. And her etsy store with rank even worse when she doesn't have Game Grumps fame to leech off of.
No. 236810
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"DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? THE ONLY PERSON THAT MATTERS IS ME! FUCK EVERYONE ELSE!"
"I don't care if you are starving where you are! I'm hungry right nooooow!
No. 236816
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"Is this not her natural state?!"
But seriously though, it constantly creeps me out that people actually draw porn of her, let alone rubbing one out to her.
No. 237001
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Is Shawn the guy she dumped Arin for? The one that she said was "incredibly abusive"?
No. 237012
>>237001Could be.
I can't help but find it funny that apparently this kind of stuff is "too personal" to talk about on Rantgrumps even though this is all shit she made public. Some faggot, white knight came on to Rantgrumps with the usual "You're all creepy, stalker conspiracy theorists" bullshit. As if Suzy is even worth being "obsessed" over.
No. 237023
>>236683I think it's a blend that they have been together so long he's gotten comfortable plus they have like no other friends except GG and their spouses gfs and they never leave the house so I don't think he'd be able to meet anyone (unless he started something online but that would probably be too difficult)
tbh I agree with what someone said earlier, I think they're both pseudo-racists that have gotten into their little white bubble of "hahaha nippon is so cool and glorified here's a jew joke but its ok we have jewish friends!" and they probably cross the street when they see a black person
No. 237026
>>237023I can understand why they're still together - you get comfy and can't imagine a life without them. And I'm sure Suzy has matured at least somewhat beyond the kind of person her old tweets exemplify.
But how he managed to adore her so much back then that he made that awful SUZY IS NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLSZZZZ animation when she was clearly as catty, petty, spoiled and unbearable as the worst of girls is what boggles the mind. I can only imagine he has a hardcore case of oneitis mixed with the fact that like someone said, he was worried any other girl would only what him for his GGbux. And yeah, maybe they bonded over being racist and awful in other ways?
No. 237036
>>236551I'd love if someone sent her and arin the last tweet. I'd be a lot of fun to see both of them trying to defend themselves.
Arin and Suzy always seemed like those people that were low key racist.
No. 237059
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No. 237098
>>236584>>236587And if anyone is curious, skip to 5:30. They're talking about the most racist thing they've ever done.
>Arin: "There's gotta be something! Okay, um, we were-">Suzy interrupts him to say "After you dropped someone off who was black, you had to say like NIGGER like 30 times to get it out of your system!">Arin responds "Oh yeah!" and brays like an inbred donkey with asthmaThey're the epitome of white trash.
No. 237104
>>237059I don't know Snooz, I don't think consuming a bunch of audio books about ~spoopy~ subjects like murder all the time isn't the best on your mind. Gotta balance that shit, watch a cartoon or that show about puppies and kittens.
>>237098This is so ugly. Suzy and Arin are total cretins for this.
No. 237263
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It's lit.
No. 237275
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>>237263And since he's accountable too.
No. 237277
>>237267idk why I laughed at prople but aw snap.
>>237275aw double snap.
No. 237284
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Pizza time!
No. 237299
>>237263should have cut down the video to that part and reuploaded it. i don't think she's going to waste her ~precious~ time and skip around videos people send to her, especially if she thinks it's going to fuck her over in some way. if it gets right to the point the instant you hit play, it's way more "in your face".
but tbh, i don't think she's going to click it anyway. she's a bitch, and i'm highly certain she knows what this video is.
she probably forgot all about this
>>237284 fucked up tweet tho.
No. 237312
>>237284spilling tea, pouring milk, and serving pizza. Good on you, anon.
Can anyone tell me what happened to Kevin? Where lil boi go
No. 237332
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Considering you wear the same ugly ass shoes with the same ugly ass dresses, how about you go sit down somewhere before you even think to make any comments about fashion.
No. 237381
>>237332she's literally just word vomiting to sound like she knows about fashion lmao
"haha tHIS with THATT????" pls
No. 237393
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No. 237405
>>237393A+ filename anon
>>237226Rantgrumps is surprisingly full of absolute fucking garbage. One of the front page posts there right now is about how "Arin is pandering to the idiot SJW demographic by saying something vaguely non-sexist!!!!" And literally everyone agrees and is riding a general wave of "ladies should be feminine and like being protected by gentlesirs uwu".
Fucking seriously. I thought mlady neckbeards weren't real anymore, but here they are. It's not really surprising, though, that GG attracts them.
Sage for OT/rant
No. 237419
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>>237332the thing i use to screenshot fucked up