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No. 287864

/r9k/ tripfag who came to the lolcord with her autistic boyfriend, getting into slapfights over her advocacy of the pullout method and farmers calling her out for sperging about JonTron's weight gain. After she fled from the Discord, she promptly went on /r9k/ to bawww about getting burned because she chose a drama channel of all places to make female friends.

>I fucking hate women. I want to gas every fucking normie woman on the planet. No wonder /pol/ and /r9k/ exist. If this is how the average woman acts towards a man, NO FUCKING WONDER. This entire experience has made me lose faith in humanity, who the fuck is this mean? Women, apparently. Just WHY?


Ex-girlfriend of /r9k/ fuckboy Oscar >>231026 who leaked her nudes.

No. 287867

is she still tripfagging after all this time? jesus christ…

No. 287868

I wasn't around for the Discord drama but

>I want to gas every fucking normie woman on the planet.


>normie women
I don't even know where to start

No. 287871

Right? 4chan is the most basic bitch, mainstream site anyone can lurk on nowadays. Yawn.
Self-hating women are such a drag.
>i only make friends with da boiz x3 xDD women r mean and catty!
Of course no one wants to make friends with an autistic, boring loser like her.

No. 287872

"who the fuck is this mean?"

you came to lolcow…..

No. 287875

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also she looks like the female version of eggman. why do they have major sameface? lmfao greasetards are too alike

No. 287902

What's even the point of her post? People turning on each other… in a snark community… literally unheard of

No. 287907

KEK this was kotori from the discord. she kept sperging out and getting into random chat fights. she can't seem to grasp why people react to her the way they do.

had no idea she was an r9k tripfag but not surprised

No. 287915

She just wants sympathy points from anybody. Pretty funny how she mentions hating r9k at one point (probably because Oscar leaked her nudes) saying she thought they were misogynistic but now that a few girls picked on her, she's right back to being buddy buddy with them. I love how robots are telling her to fuck off, get her tits out, and calling her a cunt but women are the terrible ones. Right. She needs mental help.

No. 287924

No. 287927

No. 287929

Im crying this is so funny. She got her feefees hurt after sperging the fuck out for hours then ran crying to r9k. Someone post the r9k thread where she bitches about Hitler-chan and then all their cringy rps please!

No. 287930

is she underaged there? she looks like a fucking goblin with her grayish skin and deformed face.

No. 287931

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> complains about women being horrible to her
> openly shittalking about her boyfriend

No. 287932

why does she look like she's crying…?

No. 287934

i don't think so… i think they're the ones Oscar leaked of her

No. 287936

Right? Very odd, but it also looks like it could be a facemask or just weird shiny skin.

No. 287939

she looks like she's melting tbh. like a microwave barbie

No. 287940


oh god she sounds exactly like incels. and she's not even that ugly to boot, not a beauty queen but nothing unmanageable imho.

No. 287943

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Why the hell does her face look so melted.

>waaaah some girls on lolcow bullied me
>let me go cry to r9k
>r9k tells her to fuck off


No. 287948

oh my fucking god i haven't been on r9k in about a year, is she still around? after her embarrassing pathetic porn was leaked? her face is disgusting, only plastic surgery, weight loss, makeup, and the best fashion could make her go above 4-5/10. i dont see why even a robot would like her

No. 287949

she must have severe hyperhydrosis on her face? no skin can be /that/ oily

No. 287950

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> REEEE why do men not like me
The entire thread was her just complaining about how ugly she is, how she is half black, and how no man finds that attractive.

No. 287954

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>r9k omegle
>shirt undone

I sure wish i could be a cool girl like her!!

No. 287955

LOL i forgot when she trashed her boyfriend. a gift to us all.

No. 287956

Holy shit, I was half expecting her posts to dissolve into tumblr crytyping. She's even more of a sperg than she used to be.

No. 287957

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I kinda feel sorry for her. Her posts are actually pathetic and point to her being a very sad, lonely and insecure individual.
But then I remember her and Hitler-chan ERPing in main and then I don't feel so bad.

No. 287958

"piss on my coffee table"

No. 287960

they just had no personal boundaries. it was gross af.

No. 287962

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Shout out to Jon "when I see a black my gun go clack" Jafari. Really brought the crazy out of the woodwork.

No. 287964

she's been tripfagging on r9k for at least 3 years now, I remember seeing her posts before I quit going on 4chan

No. 287965

Eh, she's cute to me, don't get why she goes around saying she's ugly. I bet she's like incels, a nutjob who believes the reason why people stay away from her is her physical appearance

No. 287966

She is just extremely autistic and has weird body dysmorphia. It is kinda sad, really.

No. 287971

Her face looks oily as fuck and she looks like a crying Eggman. God its like his face plastered onto her body

No. 287978

>genetically superior asshole
>wipeless shits

No. 287989

she has an…. unfortunate face, but I think she's doing the best she can with it. I like her makeup.

those nudes were horrific though. she needs to shave her cooch, and in >>287927 that lighting and facial expression make her look like something out of an arthouse horror movie. Not to mention how floppy and sad her boob looks just flopping at the side like that.

I think she would be a strong 6/10 if she made her eyebrows closer together, and a 8/10 with surgery to fix the shape of her face. She's not like Plainey who looks haggard and plain no matter what, there's a cute girl hidden in there if she ever decides to stop sperging on image-boards.

No. 287996

Her biggest problem is her personality, sad to say.

No. 288000

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she has a button nose. it's pretty cute, IMO. very dolly. other cows have gotten surgery to get them, like pic related

No. 288011

Is she crying in her own nudes? The fuck

No. 288014

Hey kotori how is /r9k/ treating you lately?

No. 288017

>file deleted
Hi kotori

No. 288018

Was the plan to get people to save her nudes or what? kek

No. 288020

Pretty sure someone already has tbh. Even if no one did they can be found online elsewhere. This is her own fault.

No. 288021

Thats not kotori, post didnt start with "fembot here!"

No. 288022

We have removed nude photos from this thread due to a formal takedown notice we received. The affected party swore to their belief that the material violates criminal "revenge porn" laws. The material facts also appear to support the claim that the material is in violation.

Global rule 1:
>Do not say, do, or threaten to do anything illegal under international or United States law.


No. 288024

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No. 288026

No surprise there.

Again, hi kotori and/or hitler-chan

No. 288027

She looks cute and could be pretty attractive looking if she actually took care of herself.

No. 288028

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robot voice JONTRON.

No. 288029

This bitch was tripping on r9k longer than 3 years, I haven't even been on 4chan for at least 4-5 much less r9k… Girl needs to get a life, she's not ugly. What's wrong with her?? Personality disorder I'm guessing

No. 288030


No. 288034

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>revenge porn
She's lucky that law BARELY qualifies given the actual context. You can still find the nudes elsewhere like the other anon said so it's not even a big deal but she was the one stupid enough who trusted some random r9k douchebag to show her naked body to. What did she think would happen?

No. 288035

>She is just extremely autistic
she's not even extremely autistic. she's just autistic enough to be reasonably functional yet self-unaware of her annoying behaviors.

No. 288036

Please post juicy r9k drama about her

No. 288037

It's probably a bad case of autism coupled with insecurity. Those weird tism cults like on /r9k/ tend to suck people in for years. Everyone gets poisoned with the same toxic mentality, further convincing them that 4chan or reddit are the only places that will accept them.

No. 288039

Stop saying it's a personality disorder or autism or whatever, a lot of people have these and act like human beings. Sometimes it's just being a fucking shithead with a fucked up mentality.

No. 288042

Shes def on some drugs for whatever she has.

Anyone else remember Hitler-chan bragging about fucking his less-than-lucid sex kitten?

No. 288048

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No. 288062

jesus christ, everywhere she goes on the internet she's hated, mocked, and exposed.

dunno what she expected if you go to such lengths to put your (user)name out there and soak up as much attention as you can

No. 288069

Not that anon, but she would bitch for entire threads about how forever alone she was (despite having an ex boyfriend) before suddenly claiming she was leaving /r9k/ forever. I thought she was a troll at first since she was such a stereotypical fembot.

No. 288084

>sperging about Jontron's weight

Wait, was this the autist who would not stop posting how Jon was fat and how it made him a terrible inferior person?

No. 288085


YEP! You can now play "spot mystery.jpg" by looking for any anon who bitches and moans about fatties incessantly.

No. 288087

did she dump hitler-chan?

No. 288092

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she kept referring to him as her "friend" in the r9k thread.

please let Hitler-chan be the thread creator.

juiciest break up ever.

No. 288095

She has been tripping on /r9k/ for at least 5 years, that's how long I have known her.

No. 288096


got any rare pics of when she was fat?

No. 288100

She did it in chat and in the threads. I think she got mad when someone laughed at her fat posts in the Jontron thread ad started sperging.

No. 288156

>all the jontron reaction gifs

She's probably sperging internally as we speak.

No. 288300

Explains a few posts in OT I guess

No. 288416

She's probably on r9k crying about how mean girls on lolcow are. It's pretty retarded to use lolcow to laugh at other people being jackasses but when the tables turn and it's her it's suddenly wrong.

No. 288423

She makes it so obvious that it's her whenever she posts. Can't wait for her next r9k melt down.

No. 288629

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>skinny fat shit tier body and saggy
>no friend
>doesnt leave home
>no domestic skills
>unshaved vagina, putrid grey colour
>uneven saggy tits
>stretch marks everywhere

No. 288635

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muh superior vagina

No. 288637

She is really a female robot… She's really cute tbh but her personality is rotten, which is probably why people stay away. Such a waste…

No. 288640

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tbh her and her new r9k bf are kind of adorable when you dont have to watch them having cyber sex

No. 288641

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>tfw mystery.jpg makes you believe in love again

No. 288649

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talk shit get hit

No. 288651

How can she be cute if she looks like Eggman

No. 288652

Hilarious how much worse she is than "the average women" she is bitching about. What an overdramatic nutcase

No. 288653


She's a 5/10 with the right angle/lighting at best. Idk why people are all praising her appearance when she looks 2x as fucked as most cows. I guess it's because some feel sorry for her.

No. 288655


also, samefag here, but her vag is the color of moldy, plain oatmeal, far from attractive.

No. 288656

>a lame, awkward date with a guy she met on motherfucking r9k
>doing things anyone who likes their s/o for more than just sex does
>"I pick him up"
uh… how is this cute and goals af?

No. 288658

Agreed. I legit thought this was trans eggman

No. 288672

I feel as if she's everything she hates. She hates fatties yet used to be one herself(or so I've heard). She complains about how toxic and terrible us women are nevermind she browsed lolcow herself.

Also she seems to have an affinity for r9k men. How many has she dated?

No. 288673

I come from a country where most women have horsefaces, so having an egg-face is not that bad to me.

No. 288716

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mystery.jpg sperg: jontron fate hate edition.

No. 288720

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>i'm not like STUPID NORMIE GIRLS!!!1

No. 288721

ewww that stain looks old af, for how long did she have this pad on? gag…

No. 288726

Additionally, I really doubt she was happy in her relationship since most of her posts were crying about men ignoring her for being ugly.

No. 288727


Maybe I'm anachan, but from the nudes that were previously on this thread, she's chubby/overweight. I don't know how old those nudes were, though.

No. 288732

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Agreed, not even an ana-chan. She does look chubby in her nudes and whenever I look at her face, it looks like a fat girl's to me. Especially in this pic

No. 288734

>nothing lewd of course, he's just a nice person to talk to

This is rich coming from the girl who used to brag about her boyfriend licking her asshole and eating her out on her period.

No. 288737

He was probably ugly. Girls like that have the same "everyone of the opposite sex hates me & thinks i should kill self :'((, also uglies (people in my league) don't count" mentality that the guys do.

No. 288743

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No one talks about Jon "Put Ex-Slaves into Mass Graves" Jafari on my watch.

No. 288752

t-thats a tampon, anon.

No. 288780

yes it is kek i'm an idiot. it looked like a folded pad for some reason.

No. 288782

That's fucking disgusting. No wonder she has such shit luck. She's absolutely vile. She's gotta practice better period hygiene than that.

No. 288783

Her eyes are nearly as far apart as mickeys lel

No. 288793

Samefagging, just saw that most all that was already confirmed in >>287931 relationship goals! ♡w♡

No. 288795

HAHAHAHAHA I remember her. She's crazy. An idiot. She's been a tripfag on that shitty board, /r9k/ for over 4 years now and even they can't stand her/call her ugly.
Nothing she has to say is valid. Her one point is that she's better than swami.

No. 288796

It's so telling that she's obsessed with fat people when she's not so skinny herself.

No. 288806

>want to know more about this drama
>check Discord and the thread
>it all happened back in March
>feel cheated somehow
Fuck off with this old milk. I'm salty.

No. 288839

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rare photos of kotori donning her favorite brand

No. 288844

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more up ss kittens meta street

No. 288867

yeah, but it's obvious that at least she tries to look attractive. She has nice skin, and while her eyebrows could look better, she's not actively sabotaging her appearance like Ash. Her weight is on the heftier side, but it's not out of the relm of normality. She looks outwardly healthy at least.

Her average looks make her actions funnier, imo. It's obvious she's completely delusional, and hates herself. It's like how very few incels are actually ugly. She could have a fun life as an average girl, but she wants to be an uguu kawaii anime character.

I do feel for her, as somebody who also has bdd. she reminds me of a person who I never want to be

inb4 get out mystery

>implying mystery would ever describe herself as anything other then a hideous, disgusting wretch, who deserves all of the asspats because "wahhhhhhh wahhhh I'm not the real life kotori!"

No. 288876

She needs her internet access forcibly cut off and to be thrown in full time therapy just like all the other incels.

No. 288903

>tries to look attractive
>has nice skin
She doesn't try very hard. She can't even be arsed to wash her oily, wet face or shave her gray spotted cooch before sending out nudes. Not to mention look like she isn't CRYING a fucking storm while posing for said nudes.

No. 288912


Yeah she needs a fucking intervention seriously. If you search "r9k mystery.jpg" you can find her posts archived and she's literally been posting on r9k practically everyday for like 7 years.

>being that autistic.

No. 288913

God i missed mystery chan

No. 288928

This girl it's not ugly at least 5/10 face but wtf her personality. It was fucked before she met Oscar? I'm leggit interested.

This kind of girls always make me curious. There is a similar case in my country chan. She always tries to get attention at tinychat and send nudes to boys robots she shouldn't trust. and when her nudes get leaked she cries a lot saying she isn't going to come back. Also, she samefags to insult herself.

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Do you think she's lying about her weight here? She looks too fat in her nudes for it to be true.

No. 288990

Her eyes are impressively far apart.

Eh, for 5'1", 106 is not out of the realm of possibility. Doesn't mean jack shit when you're skinny fat though.

No. 288993

Why does she always look like she's about to cry ? Her face is ugly and the expressions don't help

No. 288997

just watched a couple of these videos, thanks based mystery for the self confidence boost

No. 289014

Why does she go to lolcow and /r9k/ of all places? Go see a counselor or something, they'll at least pretend to care and maybe even try to help.

No. 289069

Is this some sort of in-joke?

No. 289153


In the second video I can't tell if she is fingering her giant ass pussy or her asshole, I am assuming pussy because she licks her fingers after.

Also why is her face so fucking shiny!!!

No. 289158

I couldn't tell either. Those noises she was making topkek

No. 289182

This is a final warning not to post links or images related to revenge porn on lolcow.farm.

Users have been posting SFW caps from Mystery.jpg's revenge porn material. This is still illegal, and in addition makes it very hard for us to discern which photos of her are fair to post. Because of this, any links or uploads of Mystery.jpg's photos are now prohibited, except for ones that have unmistakably been posted by her herself.

In practice, this means that any further photo comment must include a link to any 4chan archive showing her tripcode (as proof she published it willingly).

Permabans for posters ignoring the previous warning have been issued.

No. 289186

Isn't this the girl that oscar spilled nudes of? I really can't fucking understand robots… fucking sad. just go to school or get a job and get some therapy to overcome the abundant social issues.

No. 289209

I wonder why she's so anal about this. She's an irrelevant loser who posts on r9k all day, no one gives a shit about her cringe-y nudes.

Normally I'm not one to blame my fellow womyn for things like this, but it is kinda her fault it happened anyways. That's what you get for being a naive tard.

No. 289268

Hey mystery, since fat camp couldn't fix that fucked up mentality of yours, do everyone a favor and get some DBT. Maybe after a year or 2 you can get yourself a nice normie bf instead of /r9k/ virgins who don't even want to put up with your crybaby bullshit anymore.

No. 289276

Is she related to Eggman? She looks like a haired version of him.

No. 289280

Because she wants to hide how much of a normie bitchy girl she is. It's funny reading her garbage on r9k and how she tries to talk herself up and how she's "one of the guys"

No. 289304

No. 289318

yup… she's basically the "not like other girls" meme.

No. 289459

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>tfw you can't use an imageboard

>tfw qt swede takes your rimjobs then posts revenge porn

No. 289705

No. 289808

Oh much longer than that, she's been going since 2012 at the very least. Any woman who tripfags on /r9k/ has something very wrong with them and needs to get off 4chan, STAY the fuck off 4chan and get help. It's a kind of very public and sad masochism.

No. 289949

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For those of you who have not had the pleasure of seeing our princess in the flesh, let me fill you in.

The "I couldn't hear you" vid.

An epic video lasting all of 0:05 seconds. We open on a greasy face, a smirk playing on her lips, as she leans into the camera slightly, momentarily averting her moon eyes, and loudly proclaims : "Sorry! I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! What were you saying?" Rating : 1/5

No. 289954

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The Black Tank Top video

A stunning 0:20 second long video. A greasy face appears before us, looking slightly bashful. Her hair styled in a messy ponytail. She casts her gaze downwards as she says "I'm really gross … and … disgusting." Her phone dings suddenly (0:04), surprising her, before she looks into the camera to continue. "and, uhm … it makes me really wet, thinking about …" She draws a breath, fidgiting, then looking off to the side before finishing her statement, "you pissing on me …" She bites her lip, acting coy. "And … yeah." She looks up to the screen, her cheeks flushed, before turning the camera off. Rating : 2.1/5

No. 289956

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The Red Shirt video

The second longest video, weighing in at a whopping 0:22 seconds. Our princess appears, face greased up, circle lenses in, with her hair cascading down over her shoulders, wearing a tasteful red shirt. "Hi …" she starts, before starting to smile, revealing her small child teeth. "I really want you to fuck my ass!" she proclaims, laughing slightly. "Like … really, really, really badly!" Her eyes float to the camera, gleaming with excitement, her half filled brows climbing her forehead in anticipation, before she looks away. "Please, please come here, and fuck my ass." She begs, tilting her head seductively. "Please" she repeats once more, biting her lip, before she turns off her camera. Rating : 3/5

No. 289958

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The Bath Time video

0:21 seconds long. Our scene opens on our princess in the bathtub, music softly playing in the background, as she scoops bubbles onto herself. "It's really hot! I feel like I'm going to be a hard boiled egg!" she says, the bubbles gleaming as her chin moves seductively in and out of frame. "Shit! Uhm …" she snorts, the bubbles flying under the force of her breath. "Also, if you're wondering why the water is uhm … yellow" she gestures at the murky bath water, a grin on her face "it's the bath soap that I use!" Suddenly, a dog barks, startling her momentarily (0:14). "Cranky no!" she yelps, berating the small animal. She seems to lose her momentum after this. "anyway guys … okay" she sighs, before turning off the camera. Rating : 2.9/5

No. 289959

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The Only Nude video

Her longest video to date, at an intense 0:36 seconds. This video opens on our gorgeous princess lying naked in bed, her face glistening in the light of her bedside lamp, one breast visible over her nude buttock. She gently prods her finger into her anus, a slight moan escaping her lips. She glances up at the camera for a second, before closing her eyes. She moves her finger in and out, gaining momentum, small gasps escaping her mouth, her face looking almost pained, before pulling her finger out and mushing it into her vagina, hair ungroomed, skin ashy. Almost immediately she slides her finger back into her anus, as if the absence of her finger is too much to bear. Her small grunts continue, as she pushes her finger in and out, the pace picking up rapidly, as a wet noise starts to be heard. Her moans increase in pitch, when she suddenly removes her finger, bringing it to her face, and puts it into her mouth, sucking it, while staring into the camera seductively, blinking her wide moon eyes. She tries to end the recording using her foot, but ultimately leans in and uses her hand instead. Rating : 4.5/5

No. 289970

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mystery.jpg weird r9k sex shit, brought to you by JonTron.

Source: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/24454762/

No. 289971

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Reading this one is probably the most disgusting of them all. I'm surprised she doesn't have a video of herself dumping a cup of piss on herself since supposedly she likes being peed on.

No. 289973

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No. 289974

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find mystery.jpg femdom blog, do it for the echs!

No. 289977

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No. 289979

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"i'm not like other girls"

No. 289981


Thank you. I wanted to share the gift of our grease princess with you all.

No. 289986

She's becoming one of my favourite cows, I feel like I've entered an endless rabbit hole thanks to her. I wish she would come here and grace us with her dramu.

No. 289988

she is an active lolcow poster…

No. 289989

I wonder if she's posting in this thread.

No. 289993

Idk about posting, but it's basically guaranteed that she's reading it. My clit is rock hard just thinking how butthurt she must be about all this.

No. 289996

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no wonder her and her autist bf overshared so much. they'd been doing it for a year already.

No. 289998


no one would mistake those nipples for being small in the first place and her boobs are so saggy, that's why she can get cleavage in the first place.

No. 289999

File: 1492028292637.jpg (6.09 KB, 455x78, AMaQquI.jpg)

i believe it

No. 290001

Or maybe she's enjoying it, being an attention whore and such. But most of us don't have dicks, so idk.

Who is her boyfriend? Is she still trying to get assfucked by Oscar?

Anyone knows where she's from? She looks eastern european.

No. 290008

File: 1492029308401.png (336.76 KB, 743x758, SU6QXbh.png)

Muh grey vaginas!


She is half Russian or someshit.

No. 290011

she's not getting assfucked by oscar. she has an incredibly autistic whiteknight bf who was in the discord with her. they frequently discussed their relationship and it was fucking cringe. not sure if we are allowed to say where she lives tbh.

No. 290012

she was mentioned to live in Canada i think

No. 290016

her location has been posted on /r9k/ before, but I think we're not supposed to post that info here.

her cuck bf's discord name was Hitler Chan, but now it's OC blanic hedgehog or something autistic like that.

No. 290017

How old is she again? If she's under 18 then no we're not.
>This means the following things are permitted:
>Personal information of people aged 18 or older, including names, addresses, and phone numbers

No. 290018

She's been on r9k for years. I think she's 20 something.

No. 290019

think she said in discord that she was from russia or somewhere like that or maybe a parent was and moved to mooseland

No. 290020

lol, she's not underage, but ok.

she lives in Ontario now.

No. 290021

clearly cuck bf is lurking, he just changed his discord name, so now it's just Blanic. lol

No. 290022


she's 22, definitely not underaged, but you already knew that mystery

No. 290023

I heard 24. So she lies about her age???

No. 290024

Hitler-Chan/Blanic/Doctor Officer/Whatever the hell your name is,

Stop lurking this thread and go outside. Obsessing over this isn't going to help anything. In fact, you are drawing more unwanted attention to yourselves this way.

No. 290025

File: 1492030389494.png (40.27 KB, 712x548, JSDeMgQ.png)


Don't worry, anon. She is old enough.


She lies constantly. I guess it is a mystery.jpg

We know she has completed her degree though, making her at least 22.

No. 290027

others have said up to 26, her age is a mystery.jpg

No. 290030


That was in years old threads, so she is 24 at least.
It's sad that her post are reminiscent of a desperate 14 year old.

Hey mystery, since you're lurking, you may as well let us know.

No. 290036

File: 1492031234657.png (729.27 KB, 1280x720, MsSIyU0.png)


I must respectfully disagree, porn critic anon.

This work is one small step for body positivity, but one giant leap for feminism. Her skillful fingering of her asshole, vagina and gaping maw smash gender constructs and the misogynistic standards that women are held to today. All in all, this video celebrates the fat, new age, modern female and even delves into the surreal with the mystery.jpg surrounding which hole is the goal.


No. 290041

File: 1492031584937.png (11.97 KB, 605x445, in her own words.PNG)

The 36 Second Enigma

The setting of this masterpiece creates a startling juxtaposition; the bright light, casting an ethereal glow on her face and chest, the white sheets signally purity and the glistening of the grease on her face (reminiscent of the glistening tears of disappointment she has no doubt inspired in others) provide a stark contrast to the dark fissure that is her horsepussy.

Throughout the first 25 seconds of this masterpiece, the viewer is left wondering, is that digit being inserted into her vagina, or into a more sinister crevasse? The air of mystery (no pun intended) certainly keeps the viewer on the edge of their seat. Finally, the subject inserts that same digit into her mouth in order to taste whatever residue may coat it. The viewer is naturally left with a burning question – what did she just consume? The coy look she gives to the camera is as enigmatic as the famous Mona Lisa smile – is that the face of someone who just tasted her own ass, or one who simply plumbed the depths of her own horsepussy? Her final lip bite as she edges towards the camera does nothing to provide an answer; like the Mona Lisa, scholars may debate this for centuries to come.

4/5 stars

No. 290044


she licks her fingers free of the filth of her anus and the filth that is modern society, whch hosts the degenrates who enjoy this.


No. 290055

File: 1492032072665.gif (523.34 KB, 500x296, Jontron_kiss.gif)

a true masterpice

No. 290059

No. 290064

i love you.

No. 290067

That comment isn't about Mystery though, learn to read

No. 290068

you fucking suck at reading comprehension, it's about the OP

No. 290071

stop trying to sabotage the thread hitler chan

No. 290073

what does eliza have to do with anything

No. 290074

someone threw it in to try and derail. it's irrelevant.

No. 290075

File: 1492033045471.png (21.75 KB, 858x184, DUY86SW.png)

Fuck off Blanic, that's a diff girl you absolute cumsucking rimjob.

No. 290076

File: 1492033045814.jpg (47.09 KB, 600x600, ec1.jpg)

eloquent analysis my good anon

No. 290087

File: 1492034080842.png (8.09 KB, 874x148, elastic asshole.PNG)


Not the first time she's shared the filth of her anus with the world

No. 290088

File: 1492034194466.jpeg (11.68 KB, 300x200, eye-bleach-by-laptopgeekarchiv…)

No. 290094

her bf sure is a winner!

+ Hitler-chan - 03/08/2017
tfw @Donald J. Putin was trying a new medicine last weekend and doesn't remember an hour stretch of time wherein I had believed she was lucid and able to make informed decisions :flushed:

No. 290097

??? was she married to that neet loser?

…the one she met on /r9k/?

No. 290099

some random britfag apparently

No. 290102

File: 1492035967821.jpg (140.9 KB, 877x1097, ZYGMkM8.jpg)


She married a rando british guy, then camwhored to get back home to Canada where she sent nudes to Oscar, got them leaked, then found solace in Hitler's greasy, piss-stinky embrace.

No. 290109

Long bangs, heavy powder, head down, walk fast, no spook.

No. 290110

File: 1492036383622.jpg (29.11 KB, 568x210, revisionsex.jpg)

No. 290118

File: 1492036703889.png (993.59 KB, 1172x814, NbdXF8q.png)

No. 290135

is there any way we can get this onto pt?

best milk in ages

No. 290141

How vapid. This is how you cheapen your sex life with a partner.

No. 290157

File: 1492040314694.jpg (338.19 KB, 1632x1224, p3YQc90.jpg)

>tfw kotori-chan says you can't cook

No. 290162

File: 1492040395171.png (21.91 KB, 497x158, unknown (1).png)

but she ain't about AB/DL, okay guys?

No. 290168

That pork looks super dry and gross

No. 290176

File: 1492041130582.jpg (108.09 KB, 1080x1845, r42MwaN.jpg)

piss on my porkchops mommy

No. 290179

File: 1492041244731.jpg (454.19 KB, 3984x2988, hlOMDwr.jpg)


No. 290181

with added mommy piss for flavour

No. 290184

File: 1492041589685.png (100.95 KB, 331x152, rKCNyq8.png)


>tfw kotori was right

No. 290185

File: 1492041618359.png (13.55 KB, 607x54, YVhNtya.png)



No. 290188



No. 290189

File: 1492041748786.jpg (23.8 KB, 320x320, lolitaitstimetostop.jpg)

Ok, everyone has their own kinks but my god, no to the diapers. Why on r9k of all places? How long have they been displaying their cringe on r9k together?

No. 290190

File: 1492041752862.png (21.32 KB, 545x145, YjCw8lK.png)

absolutely disgusting

No. 290191

File: 1492041844375.gif (665.69 KB, 480x270, e9C7aAb.gif)



No. 290195

File: 1492042152200.png (111.63 KB, 404x412, 1482721954348.png)


This thread is cancer. The only people bumping it are robots and salty bitches from discord. There's barely any milk here and the milk is all old and moldy.

Don't you guys have better things to do? Like go outside and do something productive instead of stalking this boring ass tripfag from /r9k/

>When will lolcow have quality threads again?


No. 290197

hi kotori

No. 290199

okay kotori, calm your bound titties down

No. 290200

File: 1492042290240.jpg (121.96 KB, 512x720, IMG_9989.JPG)

I'm neither one, I don't care if the milk is sour feed me more.

No. 290201

File: 1492042319446.png (94.8 KB, 200x252, 9DtTgNl.png)


Accurate depiction of the author of this post.

No. 290202

File: 1492042452638.jpg (97.97 KB, 1280x720, IMG_9990.JPG)

also she likes the wrong love liveu

No. 290203

>tfw Hitler-chan won't gas every fucking normie woman on the planet for you

No. 290205

File: 1492042535863.png (209.2 KB, 738x416, tronmyjon.png)

jontron would tho

No. 290206

File: 1492042651781.png (251.71 KB, 299x343, EuutmOA.png)

No. 290207

File: 1492042794091.png (463.26 KB, 597x450, Screen Shot 2013-06-02 at 13.5…)

If you're an orbiter: your senpai looks like 1st gen elmer fudd and will never notice you

If you're mystery: you look like 1st gen elmer fudd and you should stop sending nudes to strangers you meet on r9k

No. 290210

Wow. You really all are pathetic here. I bet you sluts have done much worse than a bit of watersports and are taking your shame out on her.
I pity you tbh :/

No. 290211

ITT: Shitposting and Salty Hoes

No. 290213

it happened! Mystery/Hilter-chan have graced us with their presence! Please bring more milk desu

No. 290214

shut up mystery, this is the funniest thread we've had in ages

No. 290217

File: 1492043149678.jpg (5.74 KB, 257x196, eggmanlewd.jpg)

no-1 curr kotori/hitler

No. 290218

File: 1492043224600.jpg (6.09 KB, 120x120, Thinking.jpg)

>when your Eggman look-alike gf pisses on u with her grayceful vagina and u call her mommy

No. 290219

Someone please photoshop her shit hair onto elmer and make this the next thread header if she ever gets another thread

No. 290222

lol this thread is going to die by next week good luck getting your second thread

No. 290223

File: 1492043422236.jpg (8.15 KB, 300x168, kotiandhotler.jpg)

rare lewd of hitler and kotori together

No. 290224

File: 1492043507845.png (580.69 KB, 599x825, 98f.png)

No. 290225

File: 1492043569352.jpg (276.96 KB, 645x507, ff5.jpg)

post piss

No. 290229

File: 1492043795577.png (17.94 KB, 1082x145, ithinkyoudgivealotmorethanthat…)


oh, how she's changed.

No. 290230

File: 1492043983759.jpg (278.84 KB, 1875x938, mZKnfIN.jpg)

All of her posts are about her, the majority are self depreciating.

She wants to be called names.

Give the lady what she wants, people!

No. 290232

File: 1492044236239.jpg (47.61 KB, 500x375, 1438102210728.jpg)

i want mommy to cook porkchops and cut it up for me with a bread knife while i enjoy a glass of her pee pee with it! :'^(

No. 290235

File: 1492044378091.png (11.5 KB, 880x261, 4443452.png)

She's not interested in sex okay? She just wants to eat ass

No. 290237

File: 1492044510352.png (32.17 KB, 1439x251, kotori rimjobs.png)


what's wrong with giving the butt some extra attention?

No. 290238

File: 1492044699395.jpg (396.53 KB, 820x466, 7221237.jpg)

No. 290254

File: 1492046238294.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.77 MB, 497x300, QDofU5Z.gif)


No. 290256

File: 1492046373978.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.77 MB, 497x331, 2zlhnRn.gif)

No. 290258

File: 1492046483184.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.86 MB, 497x295, 5pXCxHl.gif)

so she does shower after all. could've fooled me

No. 290260

File: 1492046559696.gif (1.18 MB, 497x331, c49dqxk.gif)

her bracelet says daddy.


No. 290266

No. 290271

>BG took this very personally, and reacted erratically - she made a series of posts on her own blog with some pretty wild claims. She said that I had been harassing her nonstop (?), that I was threatening to leak her personal information (what?). She said that she felt incredibly unsafe and persecuted.

she has always been this way. omg.

No. 290272

Are these legit her? While she seems dumb, I have to admit she's got a nice body and cute boobs. Pity about the rest I guess.

No. 290273

File: 1492047381397.png (50.5 KB, 509x498, 9GewJuS.png)

Holy shit, this chick is a total cow. She used to sell her porn clips on Tumblr and faked a suicide after getting into random fights.

No. 290275

File: 1492047436927.png (127.24 KB, 1118x638, mysterygasm.png)

Just in case there was any doubt

No. 290280


too long to cap.

Some familiar names:

No. 290284

check her moles, it's definitely her. she has an amazing body and a cute face, too bad she's legit psycho.

No. 290285

What kind of tumblr drama was it?

No. 290287

Moved to >>>/pt/368493.

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