[ Rules ] [ ot / g / m ] [ pt / snow / w ] [ meta ] [ Server Status ]

/snow/ - flakes & mistakes

Name
Email
Subject
Comment
File(20 MB max)
Video
Password
(For post deletion)

The site maintenance is completed but lingering issues are expected, please report any bugs here

File: 1516656005786.png (107.96 KB, 245x368, 1515982282166.png)

No. 478038

Aly's real recovery continues to be documented on her Instagram through a series of McDonalds photoshoots, photos of fries, orange hair, long eyeliner, crazy eyes, chin-high jeans, red lipstick and crying videos! Aly is still upset about cyber bullies and haters (!) despite publicly humiliating anyone who doesn't tell her that she's a beautiful brave queen. Please leave a comment or else Aly will purge.

Girls, in your support? Opinions? Is anyone there?

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/aly_sjourney/

Last thread: >>>/snow/457426

> eyeliner finally touches eyebrows, we did it girls (!)

> suddenly began constantly posting half naked selfies in undies - definitely not body checking #bodyposi #tellmehowthiniam
> progress pics from her lowest weight are back - they get her more attention
> tags her asskissers in her body checks and progress pics despite being asked not to
> works in a daycare as a "nun, nurse, educator, teacher" and probably a spinal surgeon but apparently offered a new "prestigious" job at a "no-trade society"
> her friend's grandma died, Aly was apparently so distraught over a woman she's never mentioned - the world is going to shit… crying selfie!
> one of her pictures randomly got 4000 likes and 50 comments
> dozens of new accounts (stalkers!) posting her public selfies have begun popping up - thanks a lot you guys know how to kill
> her boy Berto is a sexist who apparently doesn't allow her to work at night
> however she's finally moving in with her boy (maybe)
> still eating nothing but McDonalds

No. 478049

File: 1516656443264.jpg (23.78 KB, 284x153, IF.JPG)

>>478038
You should've reposted this. Five minutes and no comments. What have you done so wrong?

Anywaaaay, her definite job is now an IF job. If she gets it (which she won't) she won't be as active.

More spoop pics on latest post including the destroyed leg pic. #braveworrior

No. 478056

>>477709
As usual her nonsensical word-salad job descriptions are the absolute best.

"Commercial operations assistants are entry-level staff members who are present in virtually every business that offers goods or services for sale.
Tasks can range from following aspects of the manufacturing or marketing process to receiving calls from customers."
= secretary

"An applicant for a position as a commercial operations assistant should have a high school diploma or its equivalent. To qualify for entry-level clerical work, the person should have completed some business courses in high school. These could include typing and an exposure to statistics. Some companies expect associates' degrees with industry-related course work. Some exposure to accounting is desirable. Other courses that appeal to hiring managers are business writing and basic computer skills."

Seeing as out of all those requirements she would only qualify for having completed school, the most she would get hired for would probably be working the front desk.
>>They're beginning the practices"
sounds to me like it's a young startup.

And, compared to a babysitting job, almost anything could be deemed "prestigious".

>>477818
Seeing as she didn't mention her babysitting job today and has been posting all day, you might be right.

No. 478131

>>478056
It’s presigious to a 22 year old who’s work experience is limited to 3 weeks of retail lmaoooo

No. 478152

File: 1516660669812.jpg (34.03 KB, 735x1102, motivation.jpg)

>>478056

Not a United Nations Goodwill Ambassador dedicating her efforts towards the empowerment of young women and serving as an advocate for UN Women’s HeForShe campaign in promoting gender equality then?

No. 478193

>>478152
Excuse you? She's taking calls so she's practically a diplomat, negotiator, and manager.
And also a nun probably.
It's a dream job that worths more than haters and abandonment syndrome.

No. 478204

>>478049

i'm so stoked for Aly that she's totally ready to close with haters once she lands this high-powered glittering new career <3

from the shoe store to the nunnery, and now flying free and 100% recovered(!) into her new beautiful ~all pink and rainbows~ life

i'll miss her you guys :(
godspeed, recovery queer <3

No. 478248

once again she’s tagging people in her lw pics

No. 478647

File: 1516695921851.jpg (68.64 KB, 900x900, original_congrats-on-your-fanc…)

>>478204

I don't think I'll ever be able eating again (!) without Aly rooting on me.

I know I sound selfish but the first thing I do when I wake is wait for her first upload of the day. Her beautiful poses and foodblogging like I have never seen before (where else would I ever see what a McDonald's chicken nugget looks like?) will be so missed I will kill me.

It's so obvious her life would be amazing now she is weight restored. She has the charisma, beauty, intelligence, sass and all round coolness it's no surprise she's been headhunted for this astonishing job opportunity.

Enjoy your travels as you conquer the world and dazzle the business world with your #motivation and #progresses.

WE WILL MISS YOU


/aly threads

No. 478650

waiting for a breakdown for them not hiring her / job too stressful (!)

No. 478653

>>478650

I don't want to see her face hollow and her body emaciated again like last time she had a job with many hours. She IS still delicate and waif like.

I've seen the comments by a couple of farmers (who else would it be!) talking about her skimpy undies shoots and how she should be careful because employers are going to see it. If she says something like, oh if they can't deal with a strong woman embracing her curves comment I think it confirms for good that she's either educationally subnormal or massively mental.

No. 478691

>>478653
Wonder if she’ll have to eat chocs in the toilet again (!)

No. 478695

>>478691
it's 11hrs without posting, I am kinda worried

I wonder how would she react if her phone broke.

Anyway, she's getting a job in Milan, and she plans to move in in Rome with Berto? Or is it Berto currently living in Milan?

No. 478701

>>478695


Berto's at a uni in Milan and is living with another student who's moving out. NO WAY would Aly ever move out of a half mile radius of Ma

HOWEVER

>I wonder how would she react if her phone broke


She'd kill Ma for HER phone, although she'd probably hand it over and say of course, sweetie (she reminds me of Cartman's mum in that way). She'll post soon. Probably taking some half naked selfies thinking up a story for the day.

No. 478705

File: 1516708250636.png (175.54 KB, 640x981, IMG_6017.PNG)

so aly's emailed lolcow?

No. 478706

File: 1516708306441.png (210.15 KB, 638x1016, IMG_6016.PNG)

Part 2.

No. 478707

>>478705
Was that what she quickly deleted just now?

No. 478710

>>478707
Yeah she's reposting it a couple of times

No. 478711

>>478710
Shame she didn't think of all this
>PROTECT YOURSELF IN EVERY POSSIBLE
before she posted half naked pics and histrionic Sudoku texts

No. 478713

Also, not smart of her to threaten hacking. ILLEGAL (!)

No. 478716

>>478705

Kek – aly must not like the new thread pic

No. 478718

I'm not expecting too many WKs

No. 478723

File: 1516709582460.gif (2.54 MB, 390x373, 1513444792311.gif)


No. 478724

prepare for the whiteknights, girls!

No. 478725

File: 1516709721036.gif (735.19 KB, 500x281, WkvsyeV.gif)


No. 478726

I actually kinda want to read the full email.

No. 478727

>>478724
None of her lapdogs care enough.

No. 478729

Imagine her stans coming here, reading through all the threads and changing their mind about their recovery queer one they see what kind of person she really is

No. 478731

File: 1516710008929.gif (3.03 MB, 359x202, 1511925638648.gif)

>>478705
>mfw she can actually write in a "normal" way.

No. 478732

>>478724
doubt

>>478705
I like how she's referring to lolcow as a person. Does she think it's all admin's doing? kek. She's like an old person that doesn't have a grasp of the internet at all.

No. 478733

>>478705
hahahah yeah call the cops aly im sure once they're done with all the murders they'll get right on to your cyber bullies

No. 478734

This part though

>I ask you to delete every discussion, page, image on the net


I did not know our admin was so powerful. Wow.

No. 478735

>>478731
NO! She actually used AN EMOJI!

No. 478736

>>478732
>I like how she's referring to lolcow as a person.

of course, because we are all only one hater. (!)

No. 478738

File: 1516710483753.png (9.85 KB, 715x83, lmao.png)


No. 478739

If you needed something to really highlight Aly's exaggerated sense of self-importance, it'd be her demands for this site, and of the authorities. Mindblowing.

No. 478742

>>478739
Oh no anon, the authorities are really going to look into getting this site closed down, it's illegal

Do you think she really sent that email?

No. 478743

>>478742
I was just thinking about that. How did she figure out the email? isn't she too dumb for that? Is our recovery queer evolving?

No. 478744

File: 1516710931375.png (193.95 KB, 600x600, IMG_6022.PNG)

>>478706
Can't wait for hacker Aly to come out.

No. 478745

>>478742

Yeah! Hold all the investigations into those CP sites, ISIS recruitment online, trade in drugs and ammunition on the deepwebz WE MUST PROTECT THE RECOVERY QUEER!

No. 478750

>>478705
Too many funny things about this.
>From googling my real name
>A violation
>Being found and hacked

I… I can't. But, the best:
>sh*t

No. 478753

File: 1516711513652.png (167.21 KB, 800x500, BADASS LIAM.png)

Let her have her Neeson moment.

No. 478756

>>478743
I really hope she's going to say that "lolcow" you know the one person behind it, replied to her and said sorry, they were just jealous or something

No. 478758

File: 1516712116826.jpeg (41.21 KB, 744x224, D1CAE684-D2C5-41FA-B0E9-8A72D2…)


No. 478759

I'm really overwhelmed by all her fans in this thread defending her. It's exhausting.

No. 478760

File: 1516712188914.gif (1.99 MB, 332x215, 1509136425084.gif)


No. 478765

File: 1516713370184.png (452.81 KB, 800x450, aly vs the forces of evil.png)


No. 478766

>>478765
my sides

No. 478770

>>478765
Next thread pic! If I knew how, I'd write a lolcow game.

Wonder what Aly's doing right now? She usually goes for a donnie or fries and forgets everything that happened an hour before.

No. 478772

>>478758
it would be hilarious if she also emailed kiwifarms. remember with the ginger gains goblin wrote a rant to the kiwifarms admin and was like "TAKE THIS DOWN OR I WILL SUUUUEEEE YOU SHOULD BE ASHAAAAAMED" and then admin posted the email and everyone made fun of it for ten pages?

like ginge, aly seems to have no idea how the internet works. she STILL (!) >>478705 insists on saying lolcow "found and posted" her name, address, beloved, etc. does she not remember

1. posting a medical chart that had her full name and birthdate, plus hospital name
2. linking multiple times to her "personal" account which has her name as the url
3. geotagging her work, her hospital, and every restaurant while explaining how close they are to her house
4. @ing her bf on her account that she linked to this one
5. following her brother on her ED account even though the rest of the ~150 accounts she follows are corporations and a few other recovery accounts

no one had to do any googling to find any of this. she posted it all herself. it's p much the same as ginger advertising her "product demo" at the health food store and then flipping out bc a person showed up.

that's publicity darlings (!)

No. 478775

File: 1516714516020.jpg (59.42 KB, 736x904, apenis.jpg)

Perhaps she understands now why people chose to be anonymous behind their computer screens.

BOOM!

No. 478780

File: 1516715043268.png (54.4 KB, 273x738, aitch pee dee dot jay peg.png)

>>478775
all came right after she got comments mentioning that corporate employers might google her and see something other than her embarassing linkedin 80s hooker photo. it's like that never occurred to her before, wtf.

(pic related)

No. 478782

>>478780

I can imagine trying to talk to her about stranger danger when she was a kid was pointless. "Aly, precious daughter, strangers blah blah hurt you blah blah not your friend blah blah".
Aly: "PRINCESSES AND RAINBOWS (!)"

She's so dense.

No. 478783

Taking as possibility that she would call police and they take her seriously, what can they do to lolcow and the users?

No. 478784

>>478783

Nothing. She hasn't been harmed. She hasn't killed herself. Nothing at all.

No. 478785

>>478784
isn't this technically cyber bullying our recovery princess frap donnie warrior?

No. 478786

>>478783
>>478784
not to mention there have been literally zero threats against her. every thread about her is just the typed up equivalent of idle gossip. this isn't like a 4chan army situation where everyone on here is plotting to go to milan and get a job at EatMeAndGo and poison her fap. we're literally just like "lol this bitch has shitty choice in pants and needs to get her life together"

i'm sure the milanese police force has lots of time to track down anonymous international posters on an image board not hosted in italy or written in italian, that makes zero threats, against an adult woman whose recent social media consists mainly of semi-nudes with geotags

No. 478788

> If you are ever afraid for your safety, you need to contact law enforcement to investigate. They can determine whether any threats made are credible. If they are, the police will formally look into it.

She's not unsafe. The police would eye roll.

No. 478789

>>478706

My friend (the one who cowtipped sending her and Berto the link to lolcow) hasn't received any message. I wonder how he wrote to the direct responsible of this image board.

>>478786
Are on 4chan serious?

No. 478791

>>478772
This is for the police resume

> 4.1 Don't post personal information that leads to real life harassment. No street addresses, phone numbers, or places of employment, unless the subject has published that information publicly on their social media.


>>478786
>>478772

> Do not report a thread or post with the expectation of it being deleted unless it violates one of the rules. Note: Talking shit about you, calling you names, or screenshotting your social media pages is not stalking, is not against the rules, and is not illegal.



Anyway, the contact for the admin is directly in the rules, at the bottom >>478789

No. 478794

File: 1516716322413.jpg (8.27 KB, 318x159, so fetch.jpg)

>>478789
>Are on 4chan serious?
if you mean are the threats on 4chan serious, almost never. BUT larger boards with more ott spergy behavior (like posting underage nudes, doxxing, making actual threats, and hacking) could be considered actual cyberbullying.

while lolcow is in contrast just people calling out her lies, reposting things she has already posted, gossiping about her fashion choices, armchair psychoanalysis, and some light trolling that may not even be farmers.

i just meant that if there were a case for cyberbullying, it would be somewhere like 4chan or even kiwifarms (they've gone to ginger's events etc), not lolcow which is just like an online version of pic related

No. 478798

>>478765
oh god i just saw the wheat

i love this and i love you anon

No. 478805

File: 1516717326910.jpg (18.46 KB, 294x105, Capture.JPG)

See, she already forgot about us.

No. 478810

>>478805
ok hun lol

No. 478824

>>478780
HAHA!!!

>>478783
They cant do shit hahah! no one has threatened her like she claims, just eat some popcorn and relax, this is soo hilarious. SHE CALLED THE COPS. has any cow ever called the cops over lolcow?! I cant wait to see the look on her face when lolcow doesnt delete her page and the cops are like “uhh cant do anything”

No. 478829

File: 1516721408844.jpg (74.93 KB, 978x168, Screenshot_20180123-092825.jpg)

lol bitch you're gonna be here for a long time

No. 478832

File: 1516721610523.jpg (17.13 KB, 278x102, huh.JPG)

So she learned nothing. Half naked selfie.

And wtf does this even mean?

No. 478833

>So thanks lolcow website

Don't mention it! ❤️

No. 478836

File: 1516721977324.gif (814.21 KB, 436x326, popcorntime.gif)

>>478772
>>it would be hilarious if she also emailed kiwifarms.

No. 478838

>>478832
did she break? what the hell?

No. 478842

Can admin post the full Aly email if she breaks the global rules? Like how thejoshvlog's was posted after he threatened suicide unless the thread was removed? Aly threatened to hack admin. Does this fall under

> Do not say, do, or threaten to do anything illegal under United States law.

No. 478893

Tbh I think she just sent it to some address like lolcow@gmail or something like that. Coming from her that may be how she thinks emails work.

No. 478903

if the ~authorities~ investigate this thread, i sure hope they come across screenshots of her mentioning her father's beatings and her suicide threats!

if anything they'll probably sit her down and talk to her about geotagging her location on a public profile kek

No. 478940

>>478705
So she knows?? Wow. She's smarter than I thought.
Too bad "authorities" won't do shit, I follow an Italian facebook page who gossips just like we do and has been up for years, not even a ban. Let alone a USA based imageboard.

No. 478947

>>478893
probably, her email is fuc*ing hilarious, can someone make it into a banner or something? like how can someone think they can get something like this removed from the internet? isnt that a joke on the simpsons or always sunny or something?

all these wks are crazy too, cant believe aly has sooo much support (!)

No. 478967

I hope she spends all night reading the threads from start to finish. Like a gripping novel. That might make her realise how much she NEEDS intense therapy.

No. 479071

File: 1516735279526.jpg (46.44 KB, 652x242, Screenshot_20180123-121801.jpg)

She went down .1 points in followers today

No. 479080

File: 1516735735065.jpg (616.99 KB, 836x883, Screenshot_20180123-132515.jpg)

puttin her specs on to hack lolcow

funny how shes still public, wouldnt you think that someone genuinely worried about "cyber bulling" would maybe not have a public account??

No. 479097

>>479080
Yeah and how she still posts half naked pics.

Either she’s extremely unbelievably stupid or she kinda enjoys the attention (but is conflicted about people irl finding it)

No. 479102

>>479097
probs loves it
in her lolcow email she says like "get over your obsession with me" or something like that and she cant see that shes a shitty person so she must think its like a celeb getting hate or something and yeah also doesnt want a future employer to find this

No. 479105

>>479102
>>479097
guys, she's not here to care for HATERS! she LIVES for RECOVERING and to help another girls get through! ! ! not gonna get me down !!

(insert appropriate emojis)

No. 479117

>>479102
she doesnt even have future employers to worry about lmao she’s not like an engineer or something, her career will peak at “secretery”. no one will bother to google her name for that phone answering job tbh it’s funny how people pursuaded her they will. i cant see her climbing up any ladder that only requires a HS degree, she’ll probably have another worst faint ever (!) at any job even remotely stressful. I feel like she doesnt actually work with kids as much as she claims tbh she barely mentions it, maybe she volunteers like once a week

No. 479124

File: 1516738151237.jpg (374.94 KB, 750x936, 20180123_074514.jpg)


No. 479126

File: 1516738335595.jpeg (332.43 KB, 750x1083, D9DBD05A-0AAB-4C75-9707-D3216A…)

What co-workers? I thought she was a babysitter?

No. 479127

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Z2tf34M_k&feature=youtu.be
can we discuss the fact that aly linked this video

No. 479128

File: 1516738362605.jpeg (62.14 KB, 750x293, 3A630D01-93B5-443A-8467-BF54F3…)


No. 479141

>>479128
Cyborg bully ugh! It´s not like Aly asked for your opinion about her anyway WORTHY body on a #TUMMYDAY!!!123

oh wait…she did.

No. 479148

btw does anyone actually believe she picked up the phone and called the cops? I doubt it haha. she probably said that so people could be like YOU GO ALY!!

No. 479178

Okay I may be Tin-foiling slightly here, so sage, but after catching up on the last few days (been in the hospital) of Aly’s World, I’m starting to think this is just another way for Aly to fall back on needing her IG account/recovery crap as well as needing praise from her stans. I feel like it’s a huge set up so she can blame lolcow and the “haterz” on the fact that she will most likely
not get that job or will lose it quickly as she has with the others. She’s a loser, gaining weight and going nowhere. She won’t try to better herself, she just blames everyone else for her faults and shortcomings. No matter what she does now her bs is all over the internet and she’s panicking as she should be, but like other anons have said, privacy first girl, come on. The lack of self awareness is scary honestly.

No. 479261

I feel like we need a summary of all the things Aly has done to hurt people, all the lies she's said and how she humiliates people who arent even haters. Everything showing that she's not a good person and that her "haters" are people who give her good advice that she doesnt wanna hear.

It would be cool if we show her asskissers an infograph so they all realize what kind of person Aly is and eventually everyone leaves her lol. Maybe if she had zero comments for like, a month, she'd maybe realize there's something wrong with her. Though I doubt it, her asskissers are as stupid as she is.

No. 479398

>>479261
idk if i could remember all that I've seen from her and I've only followed her from her actual real recovery but i could probably make some notes lol

No. 479466

>>479398
yeah we should have a bunch of farmers make notes and one person can compile everything on a anonymous google doc or something. would be fun seeing the history of aly

No. 479469

>>478832
JESUS CHRIST
TOTALLY. YEAH, BECAUSE
>That moment when you
>and people "not"
>but then you
>and people turn
yes, aly, same!

No. 479473

>>479466
Anon we could make a great Aly cartoon tv show with all she has done.

No. 479509

>>479102

how do you know?

No. 479532

That alyseyeliner profile is hilarious haha ily (!) anon

No. 479623

>>479469

>Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

No. 479643

File: 1516760581943.png (292.77 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2018-01-23-19-21-50…)

People are turning on her.
1/2

No. 479644

File: 1516760605003.png (303.84 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2018-01-23-19-21-42…)

2/2

No. 479645

>>479643
>>479644
your icon is showing, anon.

No. 479646

>>479644
nice but its gonna get deleted most likely..they said my stomach fat..they call me fatty like haters ?

No. 479678

>>479645
Ah dammit.

No. 479679

File: 1516762880609.jpg (1.08 MB, 810x1749, Screenshot_20180123-205859.jpg)

christ the obsession is real, every aly pic a double pic or more followed by a food pic followed by aly. how long can she go on like this?

No. 479909

>>479644
love it when people who arent farmers realize these things

>>479678
just change your avi now, it’s okay

No. 479925

>>479126
Umm how does she know she's "bare minimum BMI" when she doesn't own a scale. Not(!) an ED lie, an Aly lie
>>479509
Now that anon but there's a screenshot of part of it further up from her insta

No. 479937

File: 1516776505853.jpg (349.61 KB, 716x1040, Screenshot_20180124-064703.jpg)

This one is top kek

No. 479961

>>479937
Did this account get featured in stories?

No. 479962

File: 1516779490581.jpg (220.85 KB, 685x796, stillworthy.jpg)

nothing new and I know she´s public but I´d just love to make sure to capture her bs

No. 479964

File: 1516779752413.jpg (398.87 KB, 1382x742, tonicbody.jpg)

Aly-bs part II

>muh very bad severe body dysmorphia

>no muscles or abs
>quite tonic athletic body

No. 479966

>>479964
She’s def reverse body dysmorphic if she thinks she looks athletic lol that’s a perfect example of skinny-fat right there

No. 479998

It did. Just went to screen copy but its gone, must have been yesterday. She asked for followers to report

No. 480001

File: 1516784676715.png (111.28 KB, 720x654, 20180124_090337.png)

>>479998
My mistake, its on comments 3rd pic along

No. 480002

Suppose we've got to psyche ourselves up for another day of talk about bloating and a couple of mirror selfies.

>>479643

Haven't seen ondrei_ comment for ages. She was a bit of an Aly fan but I can't remember what it was that made her turn against her months and months ago.

No. 480004

File: 1516785435554.png (1.08 MB, 640x1136, IMG_6025.PNG)

Nah Aly, your eyeliner is scary.

No. 480007

>>479937

Eh I really wish people wouldn’t do things like photoshopping her naked as that account has. Not only is it kinda gross but also it could actually cross a legal line in some jurisdictions - for example could count as revenge porn even if not her actual bits. The stupid thing is that Aly sucks in so many ways that you don’t have to make up more. Keep it together people.

No. 480009

File: 1516786837911.jpg (35.82 KB, 600x525, 5Mechanical Animals.jpg)

>>480007
The fleshy photoshop pic and no eyebrows reminds me of that Marilyn Manson album cover. He's gross too but his hair is a better colour.

No. 480011

>>479937
Fyi, I decided to delete that whole account. it wasn't deleted by reports. I did get an automated flag asking if I wanted help and it gave me an anorexia and suicide hotline, but after that I was able to continue as normal. I wasn't trying to make her naked btw, I was going for "Ken doll" privates. But I see now it is fucked up. she sucks all by herself that's for sure. I think im done making spoof accounts for a while, i may have gone too far. LoL it was fun for a bit though.

No. 480017

>>480011

I didn't see it as trying to make her look nude tbh. I saw it like the Manson thing. If it was as a nude she'd have nips and lips. I don't think it was out of order, but that's just me. Sticking a real vadge on her would've been a different matter though.

It really is difficult to get accounts deleted on ig. Tumblr are pretty lax too unless it's breach of copyright and facebook only delete sex offenders in my experience (as a reporter, not as a sex offender).

No. 480018

File: 1516787778268.jpeg (183.39 KB, 675x693, 3575E786-E9FA-4A38-A025-53916F…)

>>480011
Thank u

No. 480021

>>478705
I'm curious about if she's going to get a response or not. Do admins usually respond to emails like this?

No. 480024

>>480021

Idk. Original admin used to post about issues like this in /meta. Maybe you could ask there. I don't even know who admin is any more or how they operate, but original admin used to give updates about things like contact from cows, etc.

No. 480030

>>479962
I'm starting to wonder if she even knows what bloating means? Like, she seems to think it's having a full stomach after eating or just having belly fat? I know she's been using that word for a while but I really feel like she just picked it up from another recovery account and started using it

No. 480033

>>480030

I've thought the same. Unless she has a problem with the yeast and sugars fermenting in her gut, I don't see how she can be legit bloated every time she's eaten. Personally I rarely get bloating even though I eat loads of veg and pulses. It's only really PMS that gives me that uncomfortable round stomach feeling.

The way she says it's ~food babies~ kinda makes me think she knows it's just a full stomach and not bloating. I also think she's always got that belly fat but her standing full on towards the mirror hides it and she sucks in usually when she's wearing a bikini. She lets it all hang out in her undies to demonstrate ~bloating~. I don't think her stomach's been flat for a while and she's looking for excuses other than body fat to explain it.

No. 480048

>>480033
Google search "Bloating in recovery" and document yourself.

No. 480050

>>480048
Document?

No. 480053

File: 1516795891664.jpg (840.06 KB, 810x2573, Screenshot_20180124-070915.jpg)

Apparently aly is talking to admin lol.

No. 480056

File: 1516795932773.jpg (699.37 KB, 978x1514, Screenshot_20180124-071002.jpg)

Also, why would you give direct links to proof that you are a manipulating liar?

No. 480058

>>480053
She’s so damn boring it’s unreal!

No. 480059

>>480056

To her it's drama and there's nothing else going on in her life to talk about.

No. 480060

>>480053

Dear Boubleo appears to be confused.

No. 480063

>>480056
Of course not even anyone seems to care, though. All that dogsandpositivity comments on Aly's stupid bodychecks or updates about the ~*BaTtLe wIth LoLcOw*~ are emojis, and other accounts just scroll by, or stick out to commenting stuff like "you go girl!!!", etc.
pathetic.
If any newbs come here, please read the threads. Here's a little (yes, little) summary about what Aly has done:
>lying about intake.
>guilt tripping people.
>reposting every picture like 10 times. getting mad if not receiving the amount of comments she wants.
>lying about intake, this time with pictures taken months ago, even years sometimes.
>lying about "working", when they were only simple tasks. Making a drama about it.
>bodychecking and painting it as ~bopo~, when the only thing she wanted was to be told she was still "thin".

No. 480066

>>480063
>being dumb enough to post her full name, follow her family members on her recovery account, geotagging her posts.
>calling out people in her stories when she was being told to stop her obsession with comments or stuff that WASN'T even hate, so her lovely girls (!) would ATTACK and FIGHT the hate. arm emoji.
>asking for advice, reassurement, and even triggering all her followers with posting underwear pictures every 2 hours, all day, and saying she felt "fat".
>not caring about followers or the kid who apparently killed himself. instead, waiting until a lot of people messaged her via direct so she could "talk" with another girl who was also triggered by her posts and going to commit suicide, as well. (lmao about this one).
etc.

No. 480068

>>480066
>lying about selfharming
>lying about purging
>calling a normal large meal a binge (triggering)
>lying about suffering from depression
>lying about suffering from panic attacks
>lying about suffering from OCD

No. 480081

As much as I doubt there's going to be an influx of newfag WKs, if you're new you should know that a large percentage of anons here have/have had an eating disorder (even though Aly seems to think we couldn't possibly know about EDs). She first came to the attention of lolcow from another thread (general ED lolcows) when a farmer noticed her ridiculous claims of recovery on instagram.

Also, we can block like Aly too. If you write shit, don't sage and don't attempt to integrate into our Aly community you will be banished.

(Typing this I KNOW there aren't any of her followers wanting to ~defend~ her here lol)

No. 480085

>>480063
>>480066
>>480068

Well don't forget that

>Aly doxxed herself down to her own family members directly and publicly

>Deliberately posted body checking photos where she tagged her followers for comments even though it could trigger a relapse of anorexia/symptoms for them.
>A girl threatened suicide in Aly's comments section months back and she didn't care.
>The only reason Aly messaged the previous suicidal girl was because her followers kept commenting their concerns for the suicidal girl and for Aly to message her.
>She fakes her emotional posts as seen in her false "crying on the bus" video for attention and sympathy.
>She sends her followers to harass and bully people online.
>She claims people who genuinely post concerns and helpful messages are just bullies.
>She blocks and deletes people who offer any real help because it's not what she wants to hear.

No. 480135

wow all these white knights are overwhelming…

i love thinking of her reading thru these threads and getting mad but honestly shes probably just excited about the drama cus her life is so boring

No. 480153

some of the main drama about aly and like her lies which really bug me, is prolly repeating people

>obsessed with instagram, posts up to 10 a day, reposts if posts dont get enough comments and threatens to "kill me"

>lies about self harming, we see her in very little clothes every day and theres no evidence of SH
>claims father "beats" her and ma stands by and lets it happen, never has any bruises
>confuses social anxiety with ocd, thinks ocd is having to take pics posing outside stores all day
>claims she "purges" but thinks purging is throwing up one meal several hours after eating it
>calls normal size meals "binges"
>beloved uncle died and made ma take pics of her getting food the day of her brothers funeral
>couldnt take a job at a mens fashion brend because she would have to wear a uniform, made 700 posts about it, later said she was working for them as a buyer from home
>worked for treesse for a few weeks, asked advice every day about what food to eat, received said advice went on to eat bite size snickers in the bathroom, came down with gastro the day before she was scheduled to cover for a co worker and never went back to work
>works as a nanny, teacher, nun, nurse for about 2 hours a day on mondays
>went to see bf who told her she would have to use insta less when she was with him, aly came home early because "she had to work"
>said would quit insta when she had this job, then that she would only post (1) personal update a day, currently posts same as normal
>actually has mentioned closing anytime something significant comes up and then denies she said this and keep posting
>asks for advice from followers but actually means "praise" resents any critique and puts those followers on blast after blocking them so they cant reply
>never comments on other peoples posts to give advice or support, only seen her comment a few times to tell someone they looked beauitful, follows back less than 10% of her followers
>became anorexic because everyone called her the hot blonde babe, she was very tall when she was young, her dad said her legs were too long or something weird like that, dr said she had high cholesterol, was not anorexic as a child but likes to pretend anorexia robbed her of her childhood

yikes i could think of more, she really bugs me ok lol

No. 480177

File: 1516812012867.jpg (199.53 KB, 720x664, 20180124_173513.jpg)

Lol duck you're such a fucking piece of shit. Like, you read the stuff we posted. You know what fucking nutcase she is and yet you decide to crawl up her fucking ass. But go on, apparently your fucking life is so empty that licking your damn recovery queers wounds is making you feel good. Just be aware she doesn't give a fuck about any of your comments. Or you as a person, for that matter. Go fuck yourself

No. 480185

>>480177
yeah this made me cringe lol
aly, ducks a farmer, they're from this site thats why their name is mentioned here

No. 480187

>>480177
Well, well, dear Aly, if you read this, now that you are obssesed with lolcow. wateroffaduck said in here she/he had an strategy to be friends or whatever, basically waterofaduck is nothing but hypocrital, and so many of your followers and asslickers post in here.
Wateroffaduck, you are shitty, don't play innocent.

No. 480188

File: 1516812863024.jpg (551 KB, 887x890, Screenshot_20180124-105244.jpg)

did she get a new phone this pic is extra intense

No. 480256

>>480153
Just want to add one tiny thing

>Aly disables comments on food posts, so that people can ONLY leave comments on her face and body pics.

No. 480272

>>480053
admin was probably like “no sorry cant delete”
aly was then like “Well then I will call authorities and you will be SORRY!”

kek at how she thinks admin “obsesses” over here

No. 480305

>>480188

Aly if you're reading this please (!) visit a quality salon and the makeup counter of a high-end department or beauty store. Your hair is fried and full of split ends, and it's a poor choice of color for your skin tone. Your makeup choices are poorly applied, outdated, and unflattering to your face shape. Also neither one looks at all professional, and this will prevent you from ever getting a real job. You could look super cute if you let a professional show you how to style your hair and do your makeup, and also if you bought a properly fitting wardrobe instead of holding onto things you've outgrown.

Also, if you know the man we have called Dante, please kindly direct us to him, as he is your greatest gift to us. Love you into pieces (!)

No. 480307

File: 1516821284724.png (1.24 MB, 640x1136, IMG_6029.PNG)


No. 480309

>>480307
Just saw this. How could fighting for yourself cause problems? Like, were they mad she ate something?

No. 480310

>>480307
its like to her she only exists on instagram

>>480272
i guess she thinks admin is all of us? btw would admin mention if she did email them?

No. 480317

MPA (myproana, the stars of the pro-ana scumbag thread) was talking shit about Aly but the mods there locked the thread fast and buried it

No. 480324

>>480307
I think I actually understand what she’s trying to say here. She thinks she’s defending herself (?) with her ig and her family probably wants her to shut it down and I think the last sentence is something along the lines of ‘at least I’m worth something on ig’

No. 480343

>>480310
>btw would admin mention if she did email them?
like was mentioned before, original admin would do this, but we have no idea what the most recent admin's stance on it is

I personally would like if they did, but as far as I have seen I think they avoid being publicly involved as 'admin' within our community (something 2nd admin made a lot of mistakes with, so perhaps why the extra caution. or maybe they just have shit to do, idk)

No. 480352

>>480188
What a demonic face.

No. 480353

File: 1516824350435.gif (10.75 MB, 600x566, crying aly.gif)

No tears for Jack Fisher though.

Whodathunk he'd turned into internet urban legend history?

No. 480356

>>480353
oh no look at these real tears and genuine emotion
>my family want me to close my insta but i cant because i have no identity in the real world

No. 480363

>>480353
What's funny to me is that SHE posted this herself, just as it is. You know how usually we can take a snippet of a video and gif it to make it funny? Aly litterally does it herself lol

No. 480364

File: 1516825644417.jpg (87.92 KB, 640x640, fake.jpg)

>>480356

Almost as genuine as her "real" recovery where she posted that she eating pretty much what she does today and never gaining an ounce. Young ED people would leave distraught comments on her posts saying they were eating like her but gaining too much and couldn't deal with it while Aly remained spoopy.

Of course this was before she said she had an account. She rewrote history but let's forget about her past lies, right?

No. 480365

File: 1516825646522.jpg (197.47 KB, 535x1030, Screenshot_20180124-132552.jpg)


No. 480368

>>480365

That's how gullible her followers are. Right. There. (!)

No. 480370

>>480053

>debating about privacy violation

>as long as they make publicity they serve my ends

No. 480371

>>480363
its so histrionic its hurting my body (!) someone get get this bitch a shrink lmao

No. 480381

>>480353
>crying: when you bat your eyelashes real fast

No. 480383

File: 1516826425123.gif (907.29 KB, 500x281, cyberbully.gif)

>>480307
inb4 aly reenacts the iconic "suicide attempt" scene from the movie Cyberbully

No. 480386

>>480307
Actually I think what she meant is that she's having fights with her family (about whatever) but tries to keep smiling because she's fighting for herself and not for them

No. 480391

File: 1516826789379.jpg (109.17 KB, 1029x282, Screenshot_20180124-144318.jpg)

but you were the hot blonde babe? what abuse?

shes talking like lolcow (you know the one person named lolcow) has something against the ed community like what aly is doing for the ed community on insta??? and doesnt get that its all about her being a shitty person

No. 480392

File: 1516827007434.jpg (382.83 KB, 978x978, Screenshot_20180124-144231.jpg)


No. 480400

Aly - food is to eat, it's not an accessory for a series of pictures.

No. 480413

File: 1516828024976.jpg (757.59 KB, 978x978, Screenshot_20180124-144848.jpg)


No. 480417

Why are her eyelids so wrinkly?

No. 480421

>>480391
>HERae(!)

No. 480428

>>480421
OI, STOP MAKING FUN OF ALY'S RAW EMOTIONae (!) (!)

No. 480449

File: 1516830487379.webm (1.36 MB, 640x1138, aly_sjourney_27060333_14119928…)

The tears of a crocodile

No. 480459

>>480449
How does anyone fall for this obvious crap?

No. 480464

>>480459
Lack of nutrition to the brain. Or stupidity.

No. 480549

>>480368
Let them believe jack fisher is dead. lmao

No. 480558

Is this the first time someone publicly posted that they have a thread on lolcow and there have been no whiteknights? That's kind of sad in a way lol. People usually even have at least one in real life friend that comes here to WK for them. Nobody even cares. Maybe for once people actually believe what a bad person they are?
I wonder if she'll come in here and start posting. It'd be hilariously easy to tell.
I knew she knew about here, and I don't think it was the recent cowtipper. A long time ago when she first started complaining of "haters" and there were no hate comments at all, and no comments being screenshotted in her stories, the things she would complain about sometimes matched up with what was said here.

No. 480596

>>480558
haha right like not even one (!) and they've been to look too. its almost like you cant argue with whats being said about her???

and oh if aly came in here and started posting I think I would stop living anon, it would kill me. omg could you imagine. it'll probably take her several years to figure out how to post tho

No. 480742

>>480324
You’re as dumb as Aly then if that’s your critical thinking skills at work

No. 480865

>>480309
her dad probably caught her half naked sprawled out on his bed taking pics to post on the internet
and reacted in a sane and appropriate manner by flipping the fuck out
cue mama looney tunes stepping in to calm him down and justify Alys insanity once again
arguments ensue and Aly continues to believe that posting underwear pics is "fighting for myself"
/theory

No. 480866

File: 1516863547218.jpg (401.36 KB, 1077x1449, Screenshot_20180125-015519.jpg)

In case there's doubt, Duck commented on a large percentage of my posts on the fan account. Clearly a farmer.

No. 480874

File: 1516864953515.png (182.12 KB, 720x1124, 20180125_072133.png)

>>480866
Also emilylove asked for a smileyface if duck was a farmer and she confirmed she got one (no evidence though so.. who knows)

No. 480877

File: 1516865839385.png (683.12 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180125-022131.png)

And here's Duck calling out another ED cow (from kiwi farms), acting like a completely different person. I wasn't even looking for more Duck shit, I was just catching up with my Anna reading.

Duck, you're weird and actually obsessed.

No. 480894

>>480877
>>480874
>>480866
Duck has commented on a pic on my troll account and also once tried to PM me something like “nice eyeliner” but I never replied cause I always knew he/she was a fucking weirdo from the odd way they type which reminds me of an old man with some sort of obsessional personality disorder.

No. 480897

File: 1516868780986.jpeg (118.66 KB, 749x426, B4146E4D-8139-4EBE-A968-4F2AB0…)

Not a truer word has been said. The comment is in reference to Aly continuing to tag people in body checks.

If anything comes out of Aly finding lolcow, I hope it’s that she finally gets some proper psychological help for herself.

No. 480917

File: 1516878584025.jpg (420.04 KB, 713x1107, Screenshot_20180125-110842.jpg)

Could it be alys skelly post being reported?

No. 480923

There was a train derailment in Milan. Will she milk it?

No. 480929

>>480558

This has long been my theory too - that she’s been cruising lolcow for ages and it’s been the basis for her non-existent hater comments. I bet she doesn’t understand much though.

I bet she only escalated to calling out lolcow cos she realises that what many have said about future corporate employers googling her is true.

No. 480930


No. 480942

>>480877
lol i just saw this and was coming here to post. i don't post on kiwifarms but catch up on the ginger thread there every few weeks since her thread is p dead here. saw duck and loled.

at this point it's clear that duck needs attention as much as aly does. no other reason to lurk lolcow and also suck up to strangers like aly who will never care about you.

reminds me of joltography from a few years ago. is she still around?

No. 480944

>>480897
i have a completely blank fake account and commented like twice on aly's posts, once asking a question on the off chance she'd answer in stories~ and the other time when a bunch of farmers posted that crepes conversation on her outfit pic when she started disabling comments on food posts. she's tagged me like 4 times including on body pics. what a spaz.

No. 480952

>>480930
screenshots please

No. 481008

>>480944

Same here and she has been dming me a few times a day! I barely respond outside of you go girl and ive been tagged in all her pics since the crepes convo. Its super fucking annoying Aly and since i am in recovery myself i can understand why people keep asking her not too. I dont want to see spoopy aly 3 tomes a day. Word to the wise never get involved w a cow.

No. 481010

>>481008
stop commenting then maybe anon?

No. 481014

Oh no! Our Recovery Queer has a HIGH (!) fever. QUICK! We have to save her from acute bronchitis with our comments and opinions!!!

No. 481044

She's been receiving more critical comments from whom I suppose are non-farmers lately. I sometimes write them a direct message thanking them for actually speaking out against aly because I don't want to get blocked again bc I cba to create yet another sockpuppet-account

No. 481061

File: 1516897217529.jpg (573.97 KB, 1001x1363, Screenshot_20180125-101859.jpg)

haha this bitch went off (!)

No. 481064

File: 1516897861875.jpeg (249.13 KB, 2048x2048, DBF36628-6994-48B8-8FD0-82F7E8…)

>>480874
I have asked many times if people wanted proof but everyone said no haha. but fine guys here ya go. check the timestamp about a month ago in one of the old threads for when I asked. inb4 photoshop, I dont see how that would benefit me at all dont be paranoid

No. 481074

>>481064
sorry samefag but I am in EST in case someone checks the timestamp to compare

No. 481076

So in her post from this morning she claims that she is so sick that she cannot text or even keep her eyes open, and then she goes on to write a caption approximately 10 times as long as the average IG post. I just… what.

No. 481079

>>481076
and she'll post about 8 times today too. I guess she knows being sick gets comments in

No. 481081

File: 1516899075475.jpg (248.38 KB, 622x864, 20180125_174445.jpg)

>I LOVE preparing food (for others)
>I reeeaaally ENJOY watching others eat tee hee

No. 481099

>>481008
lol i have no idea if she's dm'd me, i made my throwaway on my laptop so no chance of it accidentally fucking with my real account on my phone, so i can't check dms (is there a way to get around that?). i guess she's still cp-ing the same bullshit to everyone who gives her any attention? god she's so clueless about how social media actually works

No. 481111

>>480942
Yeah, Joltography still uses lolcow as a directory of cows to befriend.

ACUTE BRONCHITIS lol. Stop smoking fags and stop parading around in yer drawers. You've got a cold and a cough if you're really ill. Probably an excuse to avoid something and stuck the thermometer on the radiator.

No. 481114

>>481111
she's probably going to use this as her excuse to quit babysitting and/or not "accept" the "prestigious job offer" she claims to have gotten.

No. 481116

>>481114
right(!) has she even been to work at all this week? i try not to read her posts…i think she was just babysitting for some of mas friends or something. you can kinda tell its a fake job because she did her "sushi with coworkers" bit the other day

No. 481124

>>481114

Good excuse not to have to see Berto as well.

I imagine she's using the time not posting on insta catching up on all her threads here.

No. 481129

>>481116
lol, i can't get through her posts either (s/o to the anons who underline and highlight the good parts in their screencaps, you're the real heroes). but she hasn't posted any more pics of the kids or any more bitching about how her boy won't let her work. other than the sus "coworker drinks" thing, which is about as believable as all those "pool parties" last summer where the pool was empty and ma took the pic.

No. 481148

Betchya we never hear about this fantastic new job ever again. Or the babysitting job. Or any job.

>dogsandpositivityI hope@you feel better soooon!! Take care!!! Eat what u canr!! Maybe liquid calpries??


Yeah feel@better sooooon!! I love liquid calpries!! They're greaaaaatr!!!

No. 481155

Impressive that she didn't post anything since her sick day picture.
The comments calling her out are also still up.
Damn Aly! It's almost like you have a life outside IG

No. 481157

>>481155

Maybe she died. Oh well.

No. 481161

>>481157

6 hours and no update!
Our queer is in DANGER(!)

No. 481164

>>481155
Calm before the storm, I Kill Me Girls (!!!) tonight

No. 481170

Well I was just blocked by her I guess? so I expect an update soon.

I was still able to view her last two stories tho. I have never been blocked before so idk.

Whatever: Get your popcorn ready

No. 481172

>>481170

It was just a bug. Definitely blocked. Damn aly it took you almost 2 years!

>sage for no contribution and samefagging

No. 481173

File: 1516905563867.jpg (7.13 KB, 261x193, motivation queer.jpg)

>>481161

I need some #motivation!!! I have not eating!!! I need Aly to tell me it is okay to eating !!! At 5pm GMT my relatives said they noticed I have hollow face!!!

No. 481174

>>481172

LOL I just got blocked too hahaha she's such a dildo

No. 481177

File: 1516905720115.png (903.15 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180125-184049.png)

Shes lurking

No. 481183

>>481177

CALL A PRIEST!!! BITCH IS POSSESSED!!!

No. 481184

>>481177
looks normal to me lmao

No. 481185

>>481177

Whatever this is.
This is not a normal.

No. 481188

>>481185


Looks like slackeritis. It's terminal.

No. 481190

Do you think she will call some of her Haterz out later today?
Or will she just make an IMPORTANT(!) Personal UPDATE ?

No. 481193

File: 1516906167581.jpg (485.55 KB, 978x978, Screenshot_20180125-124707.jpg)

another one of her food posts is getting lots of likes again. i think its hilarious she took off comments like especially on the kinder egg one that had a ton of likes/comments she couldn't fuc*ing stand it that they just liked the candy hahah

No. 481195

>>481177
This is the face of mental instability

No. 481198

File: 1516906401719.png (1.39 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180125-195154.png)

No more positive vibes!

The comment that said she faked it is still there on her last post but she dis delete >>481061

No. 481199

File: 1516906469484.png (1.04 MB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180125-115018.png)

Do Italian Drs encourage people to stop smoking?

Also, I have a theory. We all know she loved the attention she got from being anorexic. Now that she's better she thought she could get popular off of sexy body check shoots. That's not working, so now she wants to exaggerate illness? Like a munchie?

No. 481200

>>481199

What other option does she have?
Well other than non self centered ones.

No. 481202

>>481198
I noticed the comments work on this one

No. 481205

>>481199
Lung cancer incoming

No. 481206

File: 1516906809906.png (383.23 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180125-195908.png)

>>481202
Wanted to check and you're right!
Also:

No. 481208

Whoever munchie.in.waiting is, just stop. You’re not wrong but it’s edging closer to a legal definition of cyberbullying (waste of space, etc). No need to fuck with the cows, this one milks herself remember.

No. 481210

>>481199
yeah a dr would totes say i heard bad sounds lol she said herself its like bronchitis (is that how you spell that idk) and thats stuff on your lungs right

No. 481214

>>481212
sage plz

No. 481221

>>481177
Orgasm face How is this not scaring berto off?

No. 481233

i'm surprised aly isn't a banned topic on here tbh like we mess with her so much, some farmers are nestled comfortably in her ass and we even tipped her like a lot of the things shes doing now are related directly to our interference. its tainted milk (!)

No. 481234

>>481208
Fucking agreed. Some people just need to be patient and let cows fuck themselves over.

>>481206
This is how you get cows sympathy.

No. 481247

File: 1516909365132.gif (4.08 MB, 320x554, 20180125_123647.gif)

>>481177
She interprets emotions so strange. I see her trying to make faces, but without caption I have no idea what she's trying to convey. Like, this is her "sick" face ? She looks fine…

No. 481255

>>481247
>if i don't smile then i look sick
>if i blink a lot then i'm crying
sociopath

No. 481259

>>481199
they definitely do incourage people to stop smoking. My doc used the scare tactic with me. It's taken very seriously

No. 481260

>>481247
It's par for the course for her. She'll post a full length photo and say it is EXTRA FESTIVE because the donut she's holding, that you can barely see, has a red drizzle or something.

Or how she will state in her Stories that she's trying new or different photography when all of her photos continue to follow the same fucking pattern. I wish she spoke English properly or, better yet, I wish her account had been in Italian from the beginning so I would never have found her.

No. 481262

Fuck I totally screwed up that sage, sorry guys.

No. 481263

>>481247
Is this cow winking at me?

No. 481267

>>481259

They do in the UK too. My dentist's always putting the fear of the Divil in me about how smoking can lead to tooth loss. Docs even give prescriptions for patches, sprays, pillz etc to help stop smoking (free if you're entitled to free scripts).

An x ray's standard if she's got a rattling chest or w/e. I dare say that if health care's private in Italy (I think it is?) it's also (tin foil hat alert!) a way of getting cash out of patients sending them for x rays when they probs don't really need them.

No. 481294

File: 1516912422763.jpg (14.76 KB, 300x223, Anti-Smoking-Campaign.jpg)

>>481267

>I think it is?


Or you could take ten seconds to look it up before talking out of your assumptions.

Italy has universal health care.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Healthcare_in_Italy

Italy has strong anti-smoking legislation and campaigns [pic related].

No. 481297

>>481294

Couldn't be arsed looking up Italy's health care tbh. Aly pays for therapy, so it can't all be free.

No. 481298

>>481210

Any number of sounds indicative of poor pulmonary function and illness can be heard using a stethoscope.

Bronchitis is inflammation of the bronchial tubes accompanied by excess mucous. It can be caused by viral, bacterial, and fungal infections as well as particulate and chemical irritants.

Smoking can cause Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease which includes chronic bronchitis and emphysema.

No. 481303

>>481302

Oh Jesus Christ, fuck off.

No. 481322

>>481208
Bullshit

No. 481337

How long do you think until she begins self-posting?

>>481303
Ignore that pissy anon, they need a blunt lol

No. 481383

File: 1516919274742.jpg (93.6 KB, 736x775, narc sociopath.jpg)

>Prob because of the last events on here and out there I've been feeling nothing but an unworthy and incompetent human being recently ? (thanks haters, thanks father)


B…but Aly, you said that lolcow had made you stronger.

No. 481443

one of her reposted biscuit pics got a bunch of likes, can't wait for those people to realise who they've followed

No. 481498

>>480392
dat baby hairs. I feel like she didn’t take a shower in almost a week.

No. 481529

>>481383
anything to fit her attention seeking agenda. i wonder if she actually cares or doesnt. i see her as an empty emotionless vessel, feeling excitement when someone notices her

No. 481596

File: 1516935122908.jpg (534.73 KB, 1080x1920, 2018-01-25 19.48.15.jpg)

If this is a farmer please knock it off. Comments like this are just a bit too much because she is crazy enough on her own.

No. 481760

>>481596
Tbh I wouldn't be surprised if instead of WK's Aly has gained more verbal "haters" since posting about lolcow on her instagram.
What I mean is, there were probably lots of people she pissed off for whatever reason/s who didn't know anything about lolcow so kind of just sat alone with their rage.
Since she directed her followers to lolcow, people see they aren't alone in their thoughts and that yeah she's really the cunt they thought all along and so this current trend of rage posting.
I hope it's not farmers anyway

No. 481779

I love how her egg, zucchini, soft bun is a sick meal when it's a regular meal that won't fuck up your system as daily McDonald's would do.

No. 481808

File: 1516964325244.jpg (173.96 KB, 720x667, 20180126_115723.jpg)

Not sure if this really is a pissed off follower or a farmer? The profile looks like a throwaway account

No. 481810

>>481808

She must've seen that comment because she's posted a story (playing with a croissant) while that comment was up. Probably her x ray results (!) are too scaring for her to think about deleting haters.

No. 481837

>>481810
just for the ablesim thing, i think it's not a farmer.

No. 481842

>>481596
Yeah I hope this isn’t a farmer, that comment is crossing the line into harassment. I want to gossip and laugh as much as everyone else, but not like that.

No. 481844

she's currently deleting posts like crazy

No. 481845

File: 1516974756423.png (34.42 KB, 629x269, IMG_6033.PNG)

>>479071
Post count 3 days ago vs today

No. 481859

>>481760
Also I has notice that all the accounts she begged in stories to be reported are still active, I think her followers saw drama and just swipe, even dogsnpos.

No. 481872

>>481845
She deleted 282 posts.

No. 481874

>>481872
lol i was just going to say! why is she doing this?

No. 481878

>>481874

Damage limitation? Idk. Maybe she thinks deleting them is going to clean the results from lolcow of a particular pic. I really don't know.

No. 481879

>>481872
>>481845
does anyone have a sense of what she deleted? was it really old posts or random or what?

No. 481884

>>481879
>>481878
im guessin old pics? and yeah she maybe thinks it'll stop them coming up in a search or something

No. 481903

I can't scroll through that lot, but I'm betting she's got rid of the ones where she's slagging off her ex boss and the sexist boss. Stuff like that.

No. 481905

File: 1516981616656.jpg (38.55 KB, 1014x175, Screenshot_20180126-094506.jpg)

so babysitting job was a one time babysitting job i guess cus now shes taking this new job and shock (!) she wont be posting in the week (!!!!)

No. 481908

>>481905
Uhm she's not working from 5am to midnight.. is she just flat out lying or does she really think she wont be using insta?

>>481903
…. does she not understand how the internet works? they won't get deleted off lolcow, and that's one of the first things that pops up when you google her name. lol @ how she sat there scrolling down through thousands of posts. i tried doing that once when i was feeling upset and need a distraction and my phone crashed before i reached the bottom

No. 481909

If she was eating chocolate in the lavvy and sperging about feeling faint because she couldn't eat every 30 minutes then HOW is she supposed to be able all of a sudden to take on such a high powered (!) demanding (!) job?

Why hasn't a follower asked her this? What if she becomes emaciated and hollow again?

No. 481910

>>481908

She probably thinks we link to her pics here and that means if she deletes them they go from here. She honestly is that dense. All the PS farmers have done to them and she still thinks it's linked to her insta.

No. 481941

>>481908
idk how she thinks normal people use instagram. i wish she would just stick to her "sorry not going to be able to use insta (!)" claims cus it'd prolly help her realise its not really that important and you can live without it but jeez how many times has she said shes not gonna be on

No. 481945

File: 1516984856696.png (161.35 KB, 471x600, WORST FAINT.png)

>>481903
YEAH. She deleted "the worst faint ever" posts. October 3 and 4 is missing. Just because she deleted them, let's bring them back! I still found some "evil boss" posts she forgot about tho.

Hi Aly!

No. 481953

Aly hasn’t posted yet today other than her chest X-ray selfie in stories. This has to be a record. But my guess is she wants people
To worry about her super life threatening cold

No. 481962

>>481953
i wonder if her family finally learned of rhe track of crazy their daughter has been leaving in the net and they confiscated her phone

No. 481972

File: 1516987112015.jpg (58.48 KB, 720x341, 20180126_181711.jpg)

She deleted some more

No. 481979

>>481972
oct 22-26 is gone. everything from here >>481945

she's lurking haha. hey stupid, just because you delete something off insta, doesn't mean it's deleted off here. when you google your name, lolcow is one of the first results, not insta. your future employers will see that you shat on your past boss. if you didnt want that to happen, perhaps you should have used a tiny bit of critical thinking.

you're the one who chose to insult your past employer on a public profile to thousands of people with your real name and face. who does that?? how stupid do you have to be?

it's super obvious that you're reading this aly, i thought you ~dont care about haters~ and that they made you stronger?

and aly, look up the Streisand effect

No. 481992

>>481979
HAHAHA oh my god. And it keeps going down. Just delete your account bih. For your own mental health

No. 482012

File: 1516990720323.png (1.18 MB, 640x1136, IMG_6039.PNG)

Sure Jan

No. 482014

>>482012
Renewing BS. Clearing all damaging posts you mean. Well it wont work because lolcow tops your IG by a mile on google. Too little too late mrs not-so-skelly

No. 482015

>>482012
she could manage to rip off a bit of bread and renewing isnt deleting old posts aly lol

No. 482017

>>482012
Not feeling shit enough to lurk and read what her haters are saying!! she definitely cares about her asskissers, she cant read their messages but she can read ours

No. 482044

Shes down to 2634. So many nudes, so little time

No. 482059

>>482012
#fbf to that time she deleted two years of fake real recovery to start her real real recovery so no one could call her out on months of fake pint parties while staying skelly

The internet never forgets

No. 482070

If she keeps eating this “sick” diet - ham sandwich and zucchini and egg - she’ll end up the healthiest she’s ever been, haha. Think she’s having McDonalds withdrawals yet?

No. 482266

What is she doing? I can't believe she didn't post all day, I think she's made a new account or she really thought that person would message her job and is afraid to post

No. 482370

>>482266
I honestly think she's reading old threads on here and deleting posts based on that. Or at the very least, reading every one of her old posts word for word and deciding what to delete. I don't think she's taking a break, I think she's obsessively trying to cover her tracks bc so many people pointed out that her supposed corporate job wasn't going to be a fan of her social media presence

No. 482479

What's most hilarious to me about this deleting spree, is Aly thinking that someone is actually going to sit and sift through 2000 of her repetitive posts. That, and the fact she spent all day doing it herself. That is some top tier self obsession

No. 482480

>>482479
I mean 3000. She's whittled it down to nearly 2000

No. 482520

I quickly scrolled through her account and realised she was so repetitive for so long that I can't tell what's been deleted.

No. 482529

It's unsettling to see the Aly - foode - Aly - food - Aly etc. sequence gone. If that was a genuine OCD trait of hers her head's going to be in pieces (!)

I don't understand why she'd delete innocent food pics.

Has she finally, FINALLY, understood that content she posts can have a negative effect on herself? How had she never thought about it before? What lessons has she actually learned from this? Tell me, dear anons (and a ROYAL Saturday to you all)

No. 482620

From what I've gathered from a brief scroll, she's deleted all her morning breakfast cookie pics. Other than that I can't tell. I do miss the days of her 6 cookies arranged around her coffee photos…Her feed is ridiculously repetitive. Also, who calls themselves a food blogger and constantly takes photos of McDonald's! Sheesh.

No. 482624

File: 1517062497301.jpg (470.06 KB, 1029x1246, Screenshot_20180127-081117.jpg)

>>482529
yeah everythings different now because her pics are going to be from slightly different angles. she went out for a croissant too even though shes super sick… fuc*ing hell please leave insta aly please (!)

No. 482627

File: 1517062639746.png (1.55 MB, 1080x1666, tb2yea.png)

>>482620

So she's realised (from reading here) that her posts are ridiculous. You're welcome, Aly.

Those breakfast cookie pics are probably my favourite phase. Same amount of cookies, same chipped saucer with cup facing the same direction.

Here is a #tb to the glory days.

I don't get why she's deleting food pics yet leaving the half naked ones up?? Yes, the OCD with the food looks weird but … yknow?

>I hope nobody will be mad at me for this revolution

I'm not, komrade.

No. 482628

>>482627
(oh yeah and I love how she's revolutioned that she won't post many food pics from now on but her first one was that sodding croissant!)

No. 482639

>>482627
Those were the days!! When her hair looked nice, her expressions looked normal, and her food posts were both pretty and soothing in a minimalist hypnotic way.

Good to see her still pretending she went back "to the beginning of the journey" as if those two years of fake recovery pint parties and "the weight is going to my organs guys" never happened. Keep it ? girl

No. 482643

File: 1517064695185.jpg (28.48 KB, 222x439, tb.JPG)

Mmmm, noodle!

#youdidnoteatthat #lestweforget

No. 482681

>>482627
What if she got inspired by >>481061

No. 482696

>>482681

Possibly. That and a few other comments. Still, it's really unusual that she actually IS taking a break from ig and it's making me wonder if something more serious happened, like her parents or Berto found her crazy behaviour and had a word with her.

How the hell is she spending her time? That's what I wanna know. Is she planning to go full relapse or something?

No. 482715

>>482696
I hope not, as shitty as she is i wouldn't wish a relapse on anyone

No. 482727

>>482715

Me neither. Especially considering that Aly's got a bunch of mental issues that haven't been addressed. I even wish Ash would've been able to recover and she's one of the biggest skele bishes to exist.

It'd be good if Aly's had a wake up call and she starts getting her shit together but I really can't see it happening.

No. 482785

>>482696
I've def said this before but I don't think she can relapse at this point. If anything she might turn to BED but she doesn't seem to be able to purge and I think she isn't able to restrict anymore. Also weirdly lately I've almost believed that she loves her body?? It's felt so fake for months but this recent spate of ~boudoir~ shoots really come across like she's feeling herself. Idk. I think she'll be back to regular posting in a day or two. She's had moments like this before, including several delete-all for REAL real real recovery times.

>>482727
I would fucking love to see Ash recover, although less because I'm a nice person (I don't wish ill on her I just… don't know her at all and therefore don't care too much bc she doesn't seem real), and more bc she's medically fascinating and it would be super interesting to see to what extent her body could bounce back, and how her personality would change if she were no longer starving and in suspended animation.

No. 482797

>>482624

In the absence of delusions or paranoia as impetus, compulsive perfectionism is OCPD not OCD.

No. 482807

I just checked to see if she'd done anything with her other account and it's the same. If she could deal with having fewer followers she should stick with that one. Poses are still really fake and there's too much Berto, but it's a relief not to see masses of greasy chicken nuggets and tentacles on a plate.

No. 482901

>>482785
>she might turn to BED but she doesn't seem to be able to purge
BED has nothing to do with purging tho?


I do agree that she seems to like her body and only talk about it negatively in order to get support.Nobody who truly struggles with body image would post underwear pics on a daily basis

No. 483147

>>482627
did she actually spend a full day sitting there deleting pics of cookies? what a fucking mess. so pathetic

>>482785
>Also weirdly lately I've almost believed that she loves her body??

Of course she does, she’s extremely histrionic. she loves whatever gives her the most attention. “wow aly ur so brave for posting a pic of ur food baby!” I’m sure she feel unconfortable in her body at times, but she loves flaunting it. She loved it snoooy too. Do you not remember how she’d wear low cut shirts constantly so people could see her chest bones?

No. 483372

>>483147

She's always thought she looked hot. She wasn't the type of skele who wears skanky low cut vests and made herself look ill. She wore really tight clothes but didn't post bones (apart from the bikini top facehugger) and wore make up to look not ill.

She's always thought she was above everyone else and still does. Not sure how she'll feel if she was overweight, but I can see she'd still think she was hot. Even now she's an odd shape because the body fat's not distributed she's saying she looks athletic and toned.

She's plain crazy.

No. 483375

>>483372

Posted without my consent (!) … so I was going to add that she's said she's not going to bother with ig as much yet she's spent hours purging (!) her posts there.

No. 483552

File: 1517109771927.jpeg (65.51 KB, 507x430, 9B3E0FAB-66C5-4D89-A72D-0C6E43…)


No. 483756

>>483552
Despite anon saying they don’t believe Aly purges, her parotid glands seem largely inflamed.

No. 483779

File: 1517129636707.jpg (32.74 KB, 304x273, Capture.JPG)

>>483756

Looks to me like it's face fat going south because of the way she's tipping her head back.

I'm guessing this is a farmer commenting. Determined to get her to fix her eyeliner, huh? I feel that way about her teeth but for aesthetic reasons and not OCD.

No. 483842

File: 1517144921739.jpg (306.59 KB, 720x1043, 20180128_140744.jpg)

This has to be the best picture she ever posted on her account

No. 483853

>>483842
oh so now shes going for thoughtful bitch pictures, she still tagged people

No. 483857

>>483756
naah I get those too when I smile widely and flex muscles in my jaw/neck area… It's just where some people with a certain face shape have more fat.

No. 483887

>>483756
Could be that her face is just swollen from eating only garbage all the time

No. 483960

>>482901
Sorry, I meant that while she might turn to BED, she seems unable to purge and no longer able to restrict, therefore I think she's unlike to turn to bulimia or relapse into anorexia. Didn't mean to imply that purging or restricting had anything to do with bed, just that bed is the only ED o can see her falling into at this time.

No. 483974

She posted some pasta. A blast from the past has returned - "delish".

So she's not planning on posting new pics of herself? That beach one must've been taken in the summer. She's thinner and wearing one of those vests she thought was a dress.

Not posting the pasta pic because zzzzz.

No. 483980

File: 1517159627462.jpg (73.95 KB, 460x460, pasta porn.jpg)

>>483974

Oh, okay then here is the #pastaporn.

Delish!

No. 484012

File: 1517161068709.jpg (352.81 KB, 652x971, Screenshot_20180128-103540.jpg)

She mentioned in the beach picture how haters don't have anything to talk about except eyeliner. Here she is without it.

No. 484024

>>483980
The first time I saw this photo my brain saw pasta shaped like dick and balls and now I cannot unsee it.

No. 484025

>>484012
#farmerwin (!) Now we need to work on the hair and teeth.

She's back to posting stupid McD pics again. How many of this shoot is she going to post? I'll take a stab at 5.

No. 484028

>>484024
It's Penis Pasta so your brain is working perfectly!

No. 484071

>>484028
Wow, does this meany Aly has a sense of humour? No way.

No. 484074

>>484012
she thinks this is different from her normal posting just cus its different angles lol

No. 484076

File: 1517164859168.jpg (723.13 KB, 978x1302, Screenshot_20180128-123843.jpg)

I give her another day to resume her normal posting

No. 484078

>>484076
Do other recovery accounts to this? Tagging others in their posts? I’ve never really seen this before unless it was linking a brand or something, but if I were any of these accounts I’d be dming her to stop tagging me. Shit’s annoying and desperate at best. Sad eh Aly,that out of almost 50k followers, less than ten give a shit about you now or ever.. I’m shocked she’s listened and her make up isn’t screaming today.

No. 484091

>>484076
Along with REPOSTS, crying faces, starting a job, leaving after a week, fap and donnie at 12oz coffee, same bullshit posts about being fat, sneak in some half dressed body checks.

I secretly wish she'd do some mukbang asmr videos on youtube. I want to know if she still does that circular motion with her hand when she's chewing a tiny bite.

No. 484095

>>484078
I've only ever seen her do this. As you wrote, it's usually linking to a company or tagging a friend in the picture.

No. 484111

>>484091
yeah theres no way she can start her new super serious 27 hour a day job without the precious support of her followers

No. 484131

>>484071
she did not post the penis pasta

No. 484142

File: 1517168140765.jpg (121.83 KB, 800x600, vanilla bakery.jpg)

>>484131

No, but she did post these from the Vanilla Bakery. Oh how Aly and Ma laughed!

No. 484158

File: 1517168574741.jpg (62.33 KB, 398x406, gsoh.jpg)


No. 484163

>>484158
lmao well she is queer

No. 484275

Back on her emotionally manipulative bullshit already I see, grasping for comments and attention. So the “change” lasted like 24 hours lol

No. 484344

File: 1517177861372.jpeg (311.19 KB, 750x870, C49D0E57-E4FD-4727-9861-43125D…)

This bitch literally thinks she came back stronger and wiser than ever after 4 DAYS of a flu

No. 484359

>>484344
shut the fuc* up aly, jesus christ

No. 484493

>>484344

Healthy sandwiches are, to Aly, "hospital-like food".

She's already lapsed into the food - Aly - food - Aly posts on her feed.

This week it'll be New Job Groundhog Day.
- A new beginning is scaring (!) Wish me luck, girls.
- Good luck, Aly. You can do it ~arm emoji~

No. 484521

>>484493
yeah she can't change, it's really boring

No. 485066

>>483756
i suppose an high sodium high trans fat diet isn't the most beneficial for a single thing in your body. Also they could get inflammed even for C/S, or general constant chewing.

No. 485068

>>484344
How comes she has those revelations with a flu? I am laughing so much my sides are starting to hurt

No. 485120

>>485068
It seems like everytime she's sick something click in her head. Like, she only started gaining weight after breaking her leg for example.

No. 485187

File: 1517233752726.png (199.83 KB, 640x779, IMG_6074.PNG)

I didn't think the posing could get worse. It did.

No. 485198

>>485187
What's with the manic grin in all her photos? This looks like something those IG "alt models" put out… except for the crazy face.

No. 485227

>>485187
The fuck? Oh Aly.. lol

No. 485229

>>485187
Where tf is she looking

It looks as if she's being psychologically tortured prior to being skinned by some serial killer lmao

Or like some crazy delusion mom tryna keep it together before she drowns her kids in the bath tub jfc

She really does have a fat underface. I wonder if she's trying to show it off to make it seem like bullimia cheeks - I can't fathom her reasoning for this weirdass pose otherwise

Girl needs like a nanny from nanny 911 to teach her structure and work ethic like a child

No. 485239

>>485187
…….she made her mother take this photo

also that room looks depressing af, if she wants to do sexy underwear shoots she needs to get better lighting and a less tragic bg

No. 485247

>>485239
There has to be a fucking tripod there's just no way her mom took this weirdass lingerie shot on what we presume to be her parents bed

If she did I'm starting to think ma is the true root of her crazy like some kind of unintentional mental illness by proxy parent

No. 485249

>>485187
I love posing in my underwear on my parents bed while staring at the ceiling too.

Aly, I know you're trying to prove a point, but you're not. Just stop it. You're making things worse, you fucking lunatic.

No. 485278

File: 1517244054215.png (13.36 KB, 282x132, Bildschirmfoto 2018-01-29 um 1…)

You can post a naked picture with widely spread legs for all I care. The question you should keep in mind is, what will your future employers think about this? That is to say, if you´ll ever have a job.

No. 485283

she's posted a picture to prove she doesn't eat only junk….its fried chicken from mcdonalds on a salad.
it's a large format nugget.

No. 485289

>>485120
nothing clicked in her head this time.

>>485187
WTF is THIS?!? why can't she at least google "model poses". no one sits like this, she's not being natural. I'm done

>>485278
yeah for someone so worried about her ~future career~ that she emailed admin, she doesnt seem to care about still continuing to post underwear pics. you're going far in life Aly

No. 485291

>>485283
She said she also had an egg Mc Muffin which makes me think that nugget was Ma's.

>>485278
Yes, people post half naked pictures on ig. They're either ED people or bodybuilders/fitness people bodychecking or people on holiday. They are not posing on their parents bed. That is flipping WEIRD AF.

That pic reminds me of one that Fred West posted of Rosemary when they were advertising for sex with couples in a specialist sex magazine. It reminds me of that kind of thing. Tacky. God and her parents have sex on that bed and she's … it's all too grubby AND THERE'S VIRGIN MARY LOOKING DOWN ON HER OMFG (!)

No. 485293

File: 1517245046452.jpg (32.09 KB, 312x400, 15b647c065fc25a56e14b49288a07c…)

Wait, I owe Rose West an apology. She's actually wearing more than Aly on her swingers ad pic.

No. 485313

>>485293
ugh why anon

No. 485316

File: 1517247032342.jpg (246.82 KB, 650x975, Mediterranean-Three-Bean-Quino…)

>>485313

I'm just rolling with the wrongness vibe of Aly's post today. I will raise me up from my mortal sickness and hope this delish salad steers the conversation back on a less dark journey. Sincere apologies.

No. 485400

Does she own a different bra?

If i found my daughter rolling her semi naked body all over my bed id be pissed. It's disgusting Aly. You and your unwashed underwear are disgusting!

No. 485401

File: 1517252302274.png (1.01 MB, 720x1081, 20180129_185626.png)


No. 485403

>>485400
maybe she has 12 individual versions of the same bra

No. 485409

File: 1517252638784.jpg (42.09 KB, 720x144, 20180129_190250.jpg)

Calling all Good fork women out there…

No. 485411

>>485403
i think we all kind of doubt that… we've seen how frequently she wears those ugly ass high waisted black jeans. smh at least buy something that looks good. those pants are soooOOoo unflattering

I cant screenshot now but if you look at her 3rd last pic people are calling her stuff "softcore porn" kek. someone called her a milf and told her they only follow her fpr food pics hahahha

No. 485417

File: 1517252950678.jpg (257.74 KB, 720x1113, Screenshot_20180129-190832.jpg)

>>485411
Here you go anon

No. 485418

File: 1517252967541.png (57.83 KB, 720x348, 20180129_190824.png)

Porn pt.2

No. 485421

File: 1517253196892.png (94.67 KB, 709x538, 20180129_191254.png)

Someone has rage

No. 485423

>>485417
not to mention she tags the location of everywhere she goes…? some creepy mf can check the tags of his local mcdonalds, see this bitch and her half naked pics, then sit there waiting for her to come back, and aly's fucked! she's soo stupid like whaaa

lol i was just gonna saying this same thing then this popped up! >>485421

No. 485426

File: 1517253376573.gif (1.14 MB, 350x198, i just can 4 real.gif)

>>485401

I just … can't.

Holy shit, Aly.

No. 485431

>>485401
Okay but is Aly actually just the worlds most elaborate troll? I feel like very few people could successfully take a more repulsive picture. The way her knee blends into her stomach rolls and makes her look nude is almost artful.

No. 485436

>>485431
yeah she looks like a clown kek

No. 485441

WHY. IS. MA. DOING. THIS. ? .

No. 485459

>>485441
Maybe it's little bro and not ma. Vom.

No. 485460

File: 1517254409219.jpg (46.71 KB, 434x188, 26868039_328389734348111_11871…)


No. 485465

If she knew of 4chan, she'd be posting them there. A reverse Hamtaro Chan.

No. 485495

File: 1517255726634.jpg (62.44 KB, 746x647, Capture.JPG)

I think we're so overwhelmed by Aly's idiocy to let this one pass without comment, so I will:

She needs a bigger frame for her face. These are too smal.

No. 485538

File: 1517257001287.jpg (54.93 KB, 763x427, Rupauls-Drag-Race-Mini-Challen…)

>>485401

This is the first thing that popped into my mind after seeing this picture

No. 485561

>>485423
When she posted the shots of her lung x-ray to her stories, one of them showed her full name and the name of the hospital, right there on the screen. And this was right after she had emailed admin. I don't get her.

No. 485577

>>485401
Aly, just bc you didn't use the mirror doesn't mean it's not body checking.

I think she used a timer. If ma really did take these pics…idk. I'm not sure im ready to believe it lol

>>485561
Damn I just deleted those from my phone, does anyone have them?

No. 485595

File: 1517259011726.png (741.25 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180129-134724.png)

She's back at it in stories.

Lol she thinks people at work won't know it's her because she doesnt use her real name? LOL

No. 485608

>>485595
just googled her name and lolcow with the name "aly_sjourney" is on the front page! jesus she's daft

No. 485626

>>485577
samefag i dont think she has a tripod for her phone and the angle is definitely pointing downwards. i think it was her ma

No. 485641

>>485577
If she had used a timer, she would have used the front camera, which takes mirrored pictures. We know from her mirror selfies that in mirrored images, the nightstand is on the left. Here, it's on the right, hence the back camera was used.
So yes, a relative took this.

No. 485650

File: 1517260841663.jpg (69.44 KB, 595x477, gewgel.JPG)

And she wonders why Pa C thinks she looks like a whore.

>>485608
I didn't even add aly_s journey, just "alice casati" and voila.

No. 485655

>>485650
yeah i meant the lolcow thread had the name "aly_sjourney" in it aka connecting alice casati to her insta

No. 485659

OMG KFC (!) Just googled Alice Eleanor Casati. The results are even worse (for her).

No. 485669

>>485650
that old lady had her 100th bday though thats nice

the journey into madness comes up 3rd for me too

No. 485681

File: 1517262094104.jpg (307.04 KB, 736x1175, marchesa luisa casati.jpg)

>>485669

I get a lot of image results about Luisa Casati. I didn't know of her before but she sounds interesting. I'm drawn to her and might look for a biog. I wonder if she's distantly related? That would kind of put me off this woman a bit.

No. 485691

>>485401
this is so weird like she thinks she being different but this looks like its from one of her 10 pic series and instead of the panties pic being 2nd its the 1st one like look at me (!) im rollin in tangas

>>485417
so many innocent people blocked today lol

No. 485698

File: 1517262995874.jpg (408.5 KB, 978x978, Screenshot_20180129-155414.jpg)

>everything is fine
>make sure ma gets the best angle on my boobs

No. 485727

>>485698
Finally, our angel lost her awful wings!

No. 485763

File: 1517265288497.jpg (225.38 KB, 1011x560, Screenshot_20180129-163057.jpg)

aly this is so funny cus you obviously care what people think, or more importantly what your "haters" think thats why you changed your eyeliner and huge pants

she also missed everyone points about the underwear pics, like its not that weird to post them but it is weird to get your mum to take them, pose on her bed for them and tag people to look at them

No. 485790

>>485681

Casati was her married name. She was fascinating and continues to be a muse to fashion designers to this day. I have two books about her.

No. 485872

File: 1517268025727.jpeg (515.93 KB, 640x646, 9F44D470-54CF-4F20-9543-999F04…)

Her feed at the moment (!)

No. 485889

>>485872
hm very orange. food and pics of aly much reinvention

No. 485911

>>485790
She looks fuck*ng amazing and I ordered "Infinite Variety" not long after I posted about her.

Anywaaay, so idgaf about Aly being a twat over not getting how stupid she is posting those pics. It's her problem and she's an idiot. Let her get on with screwing her life up. She's deranged.

No. 485923

>>485872
>Reported for nudity.

No. 485928

>>485923
>I tried that one too lol

No. 486032

File: 1517272321286.jpg (473.92 KB, 1026x1160, Screenshot_20180129-183025.jpg)


No. 486077

File: 1517274044136.jpg (269.98 KB, 800x800, cow shit.jpg)

>>486032

>totally at peace with yourself

tags a buttful of people for comments to reassure her she's a beautiful, brave recovery worrior.

Same old shit.

No. 486286

>>485698
lol how can she bang on about how she doesn't care what anyone thinks when she's stopped wearing her crazy wings and also totally changed her photo style since discovering and reading lolcow and hater accounts?

but you're welcome Aly, your new photos have gotten way more likes! now just invest in teeth whitening, a hair cut and color, and interesting Milanese scenery and we're golden

No. 486474

>>485626
I don't think that it looks like a downward angle. And you don't need a tripod to do a timer, you can use anything to prop up your phone. Also the front camera looks mirrored, then flips it the right way after you take the picture. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a WK, just saying this pic is pretty easy to take by yourself.

No. 486487

>>486416
You should take that down. Not fair to brother. As funny as it is, it is the kind of thing that could really hurt both of them IRL

No. 486589

>>485495
Is she giving the finger kek

No. 486639

File: 1517296120438.png (454.33 KB, 720x1147, 20180130_070740.png)

Is this a farmer? Seems tasteful enough not to be reported but still creepy

No. 486648

File: 1517296719170.jpeg (69.45 KB, 750x471, ADFF2755-A768-42DA-ADF8-4C3932…)

>>485872
She’s already getting weird Arab men commenting on her naked pics. There was another one earlier saying ‘can you pls reply to the message I sent you’ but she deleted it now. She’s not impressing any of her braindead asslicking #edfam, only creepy men who are probably sending her dick pics in her DMs

Wonder what Bert thinks

No. 486697

>>486648
Thing is, if Berto says something about this, it's sexist cause her body her rules, feminism, 2ith century blah blah.
If Berto doesn't know, she's too histrionic to think that MAYBE he would be jealous since she's showing off on social media.

In every way you put it, our poor angel Aly would always end up being a victim of an unfair system.

No. 486699

>>486487
What was that about?

No. 486733

File: 1517310542422.jpg (47.2 KB, 361x610, Capture.JPG)

Like what?

No. 486737

>>486733
Yeah feels like what? She really doesn’t like poor old Bert eh?
Side note - her eyeliner is INFINITELY better.

No. 486739

>>486737

She uses emoji to describe her feelings like the way people on the autistic spectrum have flash cards to show people what they feel.

I bet she's going to see that Fede again. He's blown her out twice over being hard work.

SHE DIDN'T CHANGE HER EYELINER BECAUSE OF FARMER'S COMMENTS! It's a coincidence (…)

I noticed today she's taken off the thing about suffering from OCD, depression and anxiety from her page. Doesn't look good for future employers to see that, but underwear pictures on a bed is okay.

No. 486744

>>486733
Fuck her expressions are so weird.
Eyebrows tryna fly off her face to escape her crazy eyes while her mouth cowers in fear, barely able to contain a manic grin

I feel like she's the kind of off putting weirdo who talks to you wide eyed without blinking

>>486739
>She uses emoji to describe her feelings like the way people on the autistic spectrum have flash cards to show people what they feel.

I fucking cackled, anon. The emoji doesn't match her expression at all which is even more off putting - I honestly have no idea what emotion she's trying to relay. From the upturned corner of her lips she seems weirdly pleased with herself

Bitch has the face of someone suffering psychosis

Yikes

No. 486746

>>486733
Here's a game for you, anons:
Cover any part of her face and she still looks like a fucking loon. It's amazing

No. 486753

File: 1517315731025.png (958.04 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180130-123413.png)

>>486737
Poor bert

No. 486781

>>486733
What? I've got no qualms with Aly posting pictures of herself in her underwear - though I wouldn't expect Berto to be totally comfortable with it, it is Aly's body and therefore Aly's stupid decision to make, and it's not hugely different to seeing pictures of her in her bikini. But posting a picture of yourself dolled up with a 'sassy' expression and telling everyone you're meeting up with your ex - and yet not specifying why - is pretty demeaning and cruel to poor Bertie boy.

I wonder if she actually wants him to break up with her though? Maybe she wants to move on but is too much of a coward to end the relationship.

No. 486825

>>486753
i know lots of people have tried to cowtip to him, doesnt he just block everyone? someone wrote that on a previous thread. Does he not speak english? does he think that someone’s putting those captions of aly’s pics and that it’s not actually her? how does he not confront her? what a weird ass boyfriend… for someone who “doesnt want her working late”…

>>486781
Sure half naked pics are fine but she’s posting underwear pics and geotagging locations… that’s so moronic, someone needs to teach her internet safety. does she walk a creepy man to come looking for her or something? how is she so stupid? I dont expect anyone who knows her to be comfortable with that. I hope this ~prestigious~ job googles her and is competent with IG and finds out she’s tagging locations in half naked pics.

No. 486830

>>486825

It's as if instagram and fb the only website that she's ever bothered with. Her name doesn't give any twitter, old myspace, anything. She's the least internet savvy person I've ever heard of with less awareness about what goes on online than most 7 year olds. The terms she uses seem to be picked up from other ig users (like how she suddenly starts using rn and af.

Sometimes I think of her as an alien who was dropped here a few years ago and she's having to learn about earth ways (like David Bowie in the Man Who Fell To Earth). For a 22 year old she's such a blank canvas.

As for her and Berto, maybe they're swingers.

No. 486885

File: 1517331203403.jpg (425.14 KB, 978x1022, Screenshot_20180130-105108.jpg)

blah blah blah shes a mental health warrior, copying that "struggling, still struggling" thing

No. 486911

File: 1517332558222.png (120.54 KB, 354x279, 20180130_171446.png)

Shell be pissed going up yet another clothes size

No. 486941

>mental health warrior

So sick of people who need to define themselves in this way. We get it, you're mentally ill, get on with life as best you can and stfu about it.

No. 486951

File: 1517334927393.jpg (11.7 KB, 279x65, v.JPG)

>>486911

(img)

…unlike your jeans.

I think she's pluched her eyebrows even thinner? >>486885

No. 486952

plucked*

No. 487027

>>486885
It shocks me that she finally learned how to apply eyeliner properly. What happened? Was it really because of the "hater account"? Wew, next time they should make one about her eyebrows so she can fix them next. Let's do her a makeover

No. 487208

She’s deleting and reposting again after a couple minutes of no likes or comments.

She hasn’t posted a blackout post in a while. I miss her ridiculous break downs. I kill me.

No. 487242

>>486699
I posted a collage that looked like her bro was the photographer of her sexy shoots. I've been reprimanded

No. 487257

She's just posting a bunch of old pics, what does that prove?

No. 487327

>>487257
Who are you talking to?

No. 487341

>>487327

Sounds like anon was thinking this out loud.

I'll say she's posting old pics because she's read here how ridiculous her multiple pics of the same time and place are and she's padding her account out with old pics because she doesn't do anything interesting to post.

Notice that she posted a relatively healthy snack from Eat Me & Go and not her usual donnie and frap or greasy nuggets.

It's odd to me she mentions going to meet her ex and she's mentally exhausted but doesn't give an explanation. Well, it's not odd because she's like that but I want to know why she was meeting him etc.

No. 487352

>>487341
I'm surprised no one asked how meeting her ex was. Like just as a normal person generally interested in her posts.

It's like those people who post "what a shit day" and someone comments "oh no what happened?" And they say "I don't want to talk about it" …

No. 487378

Pasta caption

>it's always nice to pop up here


4 main posts
5 stories
"popping up"

No. 487379

Oh, and when she says a lost train does she mean you've missed the train? I wish she'd do something about her English, like improve it.

No. 487418

>>487327
uh to all of you (!) my precious girls

No. 487421

>>487352
probs realise you never get an answer from her

No. 487494

File: 1517360124647.png (257.73 KB, 1080x1920, IMG_20180130_195501.png)


No. 487495

Idk I kind of wish people would stop leaving these kinds of comments because it just gives her more asspats. >>487494

No. 487506

>>487494
>>487495
yeah i get wanting to say stuff to her but it just makes people defend her and makes her look like a victim

No. 487895

File: 1517387453859.png (451.83 KB, 727x373, alybang.png)

if we can't get Aly to fix her eyebrows can we at least get her to start hiding them with bangs?

No. 487898

>>486825
Never said he blocks everyone, he just blocked the person who cowtipped him.

No. 487907

File: 1517387891989.png (257.47 KB, 935x252, Screenshot_1.png)

>>487341
her tags are making me cry

>#edcommunit

>#edwarrio
>#survivo

No. 487909

>>487907
>#selfcar

No. 487929

>>487907
>#strongnotskinn

No. 487972

File: 1517396986471.jpg (61.05 KB, 624x486, Capture.JPG)

Her laptop keyboard is filthy. Shame she doesn't want it to look perfect in pics.

No. 487988

>>487972
Was gonna post this lol
She´s using her keyboard as a plate.

No. 488007

The anon who messaged Berto got a reply/has he seen the thing about the ex?

No. 488101

It must be so painful for her not to post morning cookies. I'm guessing we'll see another underwear pic on ma's bed today

No. 488175

>>488007
I've had nothing. Not blocked etc but no response so who knows what hes done about it.

No. 488182

>>487895
Idk her face is way too small/doughy for bangs imho esp straight across

We need to hold her down and give her those realistic hair tattoos so she can't rek em

Between malnourishment and overplucking they probably can't grow out much more

No. 488185

File: 1517416740185.jpg (731.25 KB, 978x978, Screenshot_20180131-103639.jpg)

totes different to her normal shoots because its up close (!) shes signing the contracts for her new job, forget about the other one

No. 488189

File: 1517416900750.jpg (251.36 KB, 1006x653, Screenshot_20180131-104027.jpg)


No. 488214

>>488189
can't wait for her new job to start. i hope the milk will start flowing again.

No. 488216

>>488182
Microblading? Yes, it would be a great idea. Even more since she lives in Milan where they have the best microblading artist in Italy, Lina Powder.
Aly, if you're lurking, please take note

No. 488267

>>488214
>all the girls at the office are on a diet and get salads at lunch
>boss is mean
>berts mad that aly has to work late (5pm)
>alys dad says women shouldnt do this type of work
>cant find time to eat
>cant find time to post but posts 5+ times a day + stories
>out with coworkers, suspiciously no coworkers seen in pic

No. 488270

Can anyone ask her what happened to her babysitting job? I don't wanna make a throwaway just to ask

No. 488276

what is "droll" even? stupid cunt.

No. 488408

>>487898
not you… re-read it. someone on a previous thread said he blocks everyone who messages him

>>488189
>>488270
i think her daycare job was just a one time babysitting thing for a family friend kek

No. 488430

File: 1517428565707.jpeg (163.04 KB, 744x532, BE46DF08-CD4E-4D8D-A19D-57B38A…)

>>488214
I’m predicting it doesn’t last long.

No. 488457

>>488430
so she would have actually done ok at her fake babysitting job. I forget what this job is but I'm assuming its sitting at a desk all day and doing some filing/copying so yeah she won't last long there's like no drama in it for her

No. 488461

File: 1517429854802.jpg (85.98 KB, 978x158, Screenshot_20180131-141548.jpg)

>hope i didn't bore you hahah i ate avocado toast (!) check the fuc*ing post (!!!!)

No. 488526

File: 1517432779602.jpg (670.5 KB, 978x978, Screenshot_20180131-150509.jpg)

lmao

No. 488543

>>488430

But her Instagram is not in the least imaginative and creative.

No. 488557

>>488526
The hell is that? Looks like Dr. Seuss food.

No. 488587

>>488526
Omg I just went to her account and she really posted this? I thought it's just really good photoshop. The toast on the right looks so weird wtf

No. 488595

>>488587
Same lol

She also posted 2 more pics where she's in her underwear… I mean she still wears a shirt but you can see her red panties.

No. 488607

>>488526
wtf is this? it looks disgusting but i really want to eat it.

No. 488612

File: 1517437385985.jpg (91.16 KB, 978x272, Screenshot_20180131-162045.jpg)

idk why shes fighting so hard to post pics in her underwear, yeah go ahead do it no one cares

>>488607
its an egg on toast

No. 488656

>>488276
I can't see where she used it but

>droll

adjective
1.
curious or unusual in a way that provokes dry amusement.

No. 488658

>>488526
Her eggs must have been all gammy and cold by the time she was ready to eat, nutter.

No. 488672

>>488656
it's how she misspells drool

No. 488797

File: 1517446199777.jpg (322.32 KB, 720x827, Screenshot_20180131-174729.jpg)

One is egg, one is mozzarella cheese.

No. 488806

>>488797

>my underwear pics is not 'cheesy' but my breakfast is

No. 488849

>>488797
it looks really bad to me like blended avocado? and i bet it was stone cold by time she finished taking pics

No. 488875

>>488849
Never heard of guacamole? Lul u need to get out more anon

No. 488880

>>488875
guac isn't just pureed cado anon(!)

No. 488913

>>488880
Smooth guac is so good though. So it's not uncommon.

>>488797
At least it's something kind of nutritious and not fast food.

No. 488940

File: 1517455377856.png (12.98 KB, 294x62, screenshot 2018-02-01 04.21.17…)

>>488797
It´s not just egg, it´s EGGPORN!

No. 489101

>>488940
>pouched

No. 489104

File: 1517467006427.jpg (175.14 KB, 628x884, myavotoast.jpg)

>>488526
look at my fucking avocado toast…look at it

No. 489105

>>488849
I agree that looks like the gross stuff that comes in tubes. Not fresh smashed avo.

No. 489108

>>488797
I know we all hate Aly, but let's not be crazy. This actually looks pretty good. I didn't realise puree avocado was odd to most people. also it's supposed to be cold or room temp. Also I love mozzarella

No. 489125

>>489105

Italian, tubed avocado isn't something that exists here. You can only buy it fresh, and it costs so much.

No. 489144

>>488185
i don't understand this pose. touching food to your teeth is not taking a bite. it's not photogenic. it's nothing. it's awkward. it's embarrassing. whhhhy?

No. 489148

File: 1517477129342.jpg (194.96 KB, 628x884, 1517467006427-ConvertImage.jpg)

Grab your 3D glasses!

No. 489153

>>489148
It's so amusing

No. 489172

File: 1517483322830.png (68.6 KB, 975x406, Screenshot_1.png)

This account commented under her avotoast pic

No. 489212

>>489125
I was served some kind of frozen or prepared-advance-with-preservatives avocado in Austria, which isn't that far away from Italy. I'm sure restaurants in italy can buy frozen "avocado creme" or whatever it's labeled.

Aly's avocado toast doesn't look fresh. I feel bad for her. No one should eat avocado that isn't freshly prepared.

No. 489231

>>489212
I are really wrong, seriously lol
(same italian anon)

No. 489312

File: 1517501165893.jpg (538.88 KB, 978x978, Screenshot_20180201-100410.jpg)

Her new style of pic seems to be "big red face up close"

No. 489365

>>488797

Ok I love mozzarella cheese and I’ll eat my weight in it no problem, but the fuck is a pound of it doing on a slice of toast?? It’s not even cut up. How the hell do you eat that. Avocado and a 2lbs ball of mozzo on a slice of bread.

I kill me.

No. 489373

>>489212
Austrofag here, which part of Austria did you go to? Eating avocados wasn't really a thing here until recently when it became ~trendy~

No. 489378

omg girls I looked at her post and it had 2 comments and now its gone (!) hoping on a blackout

No. 489381

File: 1517504923693.jpg (136.55 KB, 600x400, mozzarella-burrata-16.jpg)

>>489365
Her shitty English strikes again. I looked up Vanilla Bakery's menu: http://www.vanilla-bakery.com/our-menu/

The "Avocado and Bread" is most certainly what she ordered. I translated the Italian description and got:

"Two slices of toasted whole wheat bread, enriched with avocado sauce, spices, poached eggs and burratina"

Google tells me that burrata/burratina is a "pouch" of mozzarella but the inside is filled with some kind of dairy mousse. Pic is what I found and it looks similar to what is sitting on her bread. So, thankfully, it's not a 2lb glob of solid cheese.

No. 489387

File: 1517505281637.png (150.47 KB, 640x935, IMG_6089.PNG)


No. 489396

>>489104
it's like she's just now realizing avo toast is a thing when it's been a thing for like 7 years. it's run the full cycle to the point where people are literally meme-ing the staleness of the original "lol millennials n their avo toast" meme. any #foodblogger should know this.

also lol @ how her photos got better for a day or two with the beach pics and w/e and she got way more likes, but now she's back to the same shit, different angle (it was about time for a new post, no?) and she's back to no one giving a fuck.

at least she's clipped the wings tho. i really want us to cyborg bully (!) her into changing her hair next. at least a good trim to get rid of her six inches of dead ends…

No. 489397

>>489396
ugh seriously when did she last get a haircut? like 2 years ago? I don't think we should cyber bully her anymore it's so much more fun when she doesn't get any comments

and ya, those beach pics were old pics so she doesn't have any more like them because she doesn't do fuck all now, her big exciting post is that she tried toast

No. 489403

>>489396
>Aly discovers the avocado toast "trend"

how long until she finds out about chia pudding #superfood

No. 489413

Uggggh it looked for a few days like her account was going to improve thanks to lolcow and now I’m so bored I’m stopping checking her account again. I can’t take much more of that bloated, vacant face.

No. 489426

did anyone understand what she was saying on her stories she just posted? the sound was fucking up on my phone and her umm-ing is kind of hard to understand also. it was something like "hey guys i don't do this very often but blah blah i went shopping and to the cafe, i hope someone still cares about my face [CRAZY ZOOM IN] and my words"

did i miss anything interesting? lol unlikely

No. 489436

>>489426
no she kinda said the same shit she writes, she feels guilty because she did not write enough motivational texts and did not do anything special but hung out and went shopping-e

No. 489473

>>489426
I actually understood most of it. She says it at the very end - she feels like deleting the post because she's feeling "guilty" about it aka she did not get enough comments for it. So it's basically just begging for comments in form of a video

No. 489475

>>489436
Yeah she also mentions she made the stories so she wouldn't post, delete, post.

Are we able to post .mp4 here?

No. 489478

All of the "uhh"-ing is actually her Italian accent. When Italians speak English they tend to hit the ending consonants hard, so it sounds like they're adding an extra syllable.

comment-UH
hard-UH
post-UH

etc etc

No. 489487

>>489478
that's a spicy meat-a-ball-a

>>489473
love how she tries to act like it's her "guilt" about posts that makes her delete them, rather than that she feels like she hasn't gotten enough attention for them. she's all about that emotional blackmail.

No. 489492

File: 1517512515716.jpg (477.32 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180201-201345.jpg)


No. 489498

>>489492
haha ok aly, delete it

No. 489501

>>489492
Yep, her getting no comments is much better than farmer comments. I think everyone else is a bit sick of having to comment every single day and being tagged ect. What's it at? Like 4 comments?

No. 489506

File: 1517512947817.png (868.22 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180201-122031.png)

>>489492

She changed it to this

No. 489537

>>489506
no, no help for you

notice the aly, food, aly, food pattern coming back

No. 489542

>>489506
Aaaaand it's gone

No. 489547

>>489387
how does insecurity make you post and repost again? I get removing the whole post forever but reposting like a second later??? wtf? how do people fall for this shit

No. 489560

Late to the party (been asleep all day) but loling at her only just discovering hipster toast. Cereal cafes would blow her tiny mind!

I can't tell much what she's saying in stories either. I picked up the word "shopping" and…not much else.

>>489478
>comment-UH hard-UH post-UH

RIP-uh Mark E Smith-uh

Yeah, she's slipped back into normal Aly. It must've killed her pretending to be less crazy.

No. 489590

File: 1517516396225.png (645.99 KB, 856x632, eggporn.png)

how did this even happen???

No. 489601

>>489590
she got that copy pasta

the way she eats sandwiches triggers me lol who eats the bread separately??

No. 489644

>>489373
Vienna, I live here. It was at a Mexican restaurant, too. (Not my choice; I know better than to eat that cuisine here.)

No. 489656

Why is Ma paying for all this food still? Can't be cheap having to shell out for ugly egg things and cakes every day for them both.

No. 489672

File: 1517519207168.gif (6.4 MB, 320x554, 20180201_135227.gif)

>Eventhough I feel like no cares about MY FACE!…or my words

No. 489681

>>489672
those fucking earrings

No. 489703

This is my first time hearing her talk. I imagined her voice to be more annoying

No. 489715

>>489703
To me it was never really her voice that was annoying (except not being able to understand what she's saying), it's the actions and faces she makes that goes along with it. In the ones outside McDonald's she was always making these gestures with her hands and over dramatic facial expressions. I'm not with the theory it's an Italian thing because I've know a lot of Italians who don't do that.

These story vids are weird as fuck though. Another WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS? moment.

No. 489775

I wish people stop telling her she's beautiful, she's average at best, and fugly on her no make up selfies

No. 489789

File: 1517524561171.jpg (179.93 KB, 1013x513, Screenshot_20180201-163333.jpg)

>outside shell
shes always picks the most boring and superficial things to make a point about..what do you think about makeup?? what do you think about a woman's right to wear panties??

No. 489816

>>489789
She thinks her makeup makes her look younger? First of all, it makes you look older Aly. Second, youre 22 yrs old, how young are you trying to look?

No. 489827

>>489775
She's far prettier without makeup anon.

No. 489865

>>488913
mozzarella and avocado are both high in fat and they're smashed onto bread. it's no more nutritious than a burger just because it's green

No. 489884

>>489644
Omg what. I live in Vienna as well haha

No. 489887

>>489827
cuz her makeup looks disgusting lmao. i’m shocked at how easy it was for a farmer to get her to stop w that long ass eyeliner

No. 489916

>>489887
Now what can we say to make her fill her eyebrows?

No. 489927

>>489865
Avocado toast with mozzarella might have the same calories as a McDonald's burger, but the avocado toast is a lot more nutritious in almost every way. You stay full for longer and have more energy after avocado toast vs a hamburger.

No. 489930

>>489916
i dont think we should help her look better lol

No. 490078

File: 1517542307628.png (31.56 KB, 282x366, screenshot 2018-02-02 04.29.51…)

>>489916
Someone did in the meantime!

No. 490146

>>490078
>>489930
i actually find it amusing how she’s so easily influenced by her haters. i wanna see how much we can alter her appearance/give her a makeover. she’s still a cow even if she looked good and did her makeup properly so i’ll all for farmers trying to change her ugly ass eyebrows n shit!

No. 490262

>>489789
>PRETENDING

I can't believe she was used to teach English and she got this wrong.
Probably she meant "claim" but since "pretend" sounds like the Italian word for claim ("pretendere") she went for it.
She's a dense idiot, seriously.

No. 490264

>>490146
Let's say, there are cows that when read their lolcow thread get angry and don't really evaluate what it is said.
Aly is the other side of the coin, but we are all trying to make her look better - this is probably the nicest thing a lolcow thread did.

No. 490282

>>490262
>>490264
These kinds of posts should be saged.

No. 490291

File: 1517555548665.jpg (69.58 KB, 458x306, learning.jpg)

most of the time I cba to work myself through all of her word salads but sometimes, there are hidden treasures waiting to be discovered…

especially the ~spending money on myself #selfcare~ bit is fascinating… I mean there is legit PROOF she´s spending tons of money on herself everyday, but to her spending money on eating out and faps n donnies seems to be as normal as going grocery shopping!

No. 490326

>>490291
I can't wait for her parents to get tired of her behavior and telling her to live alone. She would spend all her money for a month in one week of eating out.

No. 490371

>>489501

yeah when she was getting no comments she was saying to comment even if it was hate. she likes the hate comments because it's attention

No. 490381

File: 1517571299726.jpg (325.5 KB, 1435x802, 26872516_145534779465268_39357…)

We're back at it again

No. 490435

>>490291
oh my god she needs to spend money on THERAPY not fraps and donnies. she “cant go to therapy bc her parents wont pay” bitch YOURE 22. i dont think she was earning any money during that first job (she said she was an intern and wanted to be hired for real so maybe they didnt pay her yet). the daycare job was a one time babysitting gig. now she’s using her mom’s money for fraps

No. 490468

>>488797
I'm pretty sure those are both poached eggs on toast anon, the one nearest is just folded and you can't see the yolk.

No. 490487

>>490435
maybe with this new job she'll finally have some of her own money

I think she claimed she wouldn't be able to post in the week anymore so I'm imagining her posts will increase as she feels she's losing peoples attention

No. 490570

File: 1517589387186.jpg (69.44 KB, 978x276, Screenshot_20180202-103453.jpg)

now she's changed her clown mouth (!)

No. 490579

File: 1517589667015.jpg (1.51 MB, 1080x1350, 26867168_1844881368855992_3460…)

She looks kinda prettier in this, at least for me. Sorry, i saged the other post

No. 490580

>>490574
I don't like it. It makes her look grey. It's a bit too goff.

No. 490583

File: 1517589780107.jpg (13.76 KB, 243x138, horrible.JPG)

Just no.

No. 490586

>>490570
HOLY SHIT! Is this real?!!! She actually listened to the “makeup artist”. guys this is absolutely insane. she’s insane. we can make her do anything

>>490579
now she needs to whiten her teeth. imo looks better than red

No. 490590

Bold lip colors on her just draw attention to her mouth and her horribly yellowed teeth from her chain smoking habit.

No. 490591

>>490586

Lipstick is least to worry about atm. HAIR. Let's get her to do her hair nicer.

No. 490600

>>490591
lets get her to go for a medium-dark brown

No. 490603

File: 1517590669434.gif (1.89 MB, 245x165, giphy-2.gif)

>>490570
sittin on a bench, worthy of sittin

No. 490606

File: 1517590923000.jpg (615.24 KB, 978x939, Screenshot_20180202-110011.jpg)

Look at all these fuc*ing people shes tagged(!)
>I'm wearing a different lipstick(!!!!) omfg

No. 490608

Her stans are saying they like the lipstick. Really, I expect honesty from friends not this bullshit.

No. 490610

>>490579
omg her teeth. What an awful shade of yellow. Smoking done ruined them.

No. 490617

>>490610
Smoking and coffee.

I hate this shade of lipstick but for now it isn't grating as much on my nerves as the red.

No. 490628

File: 1517592791087.jpeg (84.22 KB, 750x357, 21DCDFD7-BB8A-4DCE-840E-E7DFF5…)

aNoReXiA sToLe So MaNy YeArs

Lol she was snoopy for like .. 2 years.

No. 490632

>>490628

But she was too spoopy to lift a product to her face!

This mathilde person obviously didn't see Aly when she was skele because she was wearing the same make up then. Do they think she sat in a bubble with her ~childlike body~

No. 490669

File: 1517595253625.png (589.31 KB, 767x437, 1431549412497.png)

Since you're sticking your nose in here Mathilde, here is dear Aly with make up (still atrocious) ALL THOSE YEARS AGO when she was anorexic for 2 years. See, she hasn't suddenly discovered make up, it's always been bad.

Also, you should know this is the time when she was faking recovery and posting cakes, cheesecake, ice cream etc and telling everyone she was scarfing it for asspats.

You still think she's a lovely girl?

No. 490673

>>490669
“didnt notice these pictures were taken” omg lol

No. 490676

>>490673
totally sneaked

No. 490678

I still wonder exactly what she was doing to keep up the lies back then. She was going out to eat every single day.

The breakfast cookie photos are easy to explain - they just went right back into the tin. But what did she do with the restaurant food? Take a photo, maybe take one little bite, refuse to eat the rest and piss Ma off every single day for wasting money? Or was it some high level deception where she'd hide bites in her napkin under the table? Or was she throwing up restaurant meals when she got back home and starving herself the rest of the time?

She'll never admit to any of that, so all we can do is speculate.

No. 490679

>>490678
I don't even think she had to hide it from her mom back then. Like, her mom might have been upset about throwing food away, but it was never going to stop her enabling

No. 490680

>>490678
You know what Ma's like. She probably took her out and told her to manage what she could. After two nibbles Aly said that's all she could eat and smiling Ma would say well done and she let her leave the rest. That family is batshit (except Pa).

Those tin foil wrapped sarnies she had went straight in the bin, no doubt. (As demonstrated by CCChristie in that video if you remember).

No. 490685

>>490678
>>490680
it must have been so difficult not to eat like its "easy" to not eat if the food isn't there (well obviously) but like forcing yourself to go out to eat and pose with the food? everything she does is for the sake of appearance

No. 490700

>>490600
Even blonde looked better than this red mess

No. 490708

File: 1517597693669.jpg (410.21 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180202-193437.jpg)

but Mathilde you're obviously not into clown hair n make up either

No. 490710

She should sack all the dining out for a couple of weeks and go to a cosmetics make up counter for a make over and buy the products they use.

>>490708
Oh fuck off, Aly. Fuck off. Thild. Stupid twats.

No. 490715

>>490708
lol whats the betting that this bitch is a farmer

No. 490724

>>490678
She was maintaining a low weight for a while. At a bmi 10 you probably need like 800-1000 cals to maintain? Not sure though. She probably did eat one meal or whatever when she went out

No. 490728

File: 1517598887001.jpeg (9.05 KB, 121x101, 907CBE1C-70C4-4BF9-BEF9-F2C937…)

dont understand if Mathile Bocaj is a farmer or not. what kind of asslicker wants to make aly feel more shitty on purpose by telling her whats said on here? If she’s a WK… some of these WKs are so fucking moronic lol!!! Way to go Mathilde!

No. 490732

Did anyone ever make a google doc or sth like that with the reasons why aly is in lolcow? cus I feel like people from her insta think we're just hating on her for having an ed and bad hair. I'd do it but I don't know how

No. 490745

>>490732
Her stans always have excuses for her though even though they've only known of her for 10 seconds.

No. 490746

File: 1517599472936.png (141.85 KB, 658x898, 20180202_192405.png)

Someone talking sense at last

No. 490748

File: 1517599570493.jpg (110.03 KB, 716x264, 20180202_122404.jpg)

>>490468
hhmm, nope.

No. 490754

>>490746
haha seriously how is get your hair trimmed an insult? like when did she cut her hair last (!)

No. 490755

>>490746
Probably the star of her next stories lol

No. 490762

>>490748
Some time around December she might've heard about quinoa.

No. 490774

>>490579
she looks prettier because she's not raising her eyebrows or doing crazy eyes. the lipstick makes her teeth look grey (!)

No. 490784

>>490732
I’ll do it!

No. 490834

>>490371
WHY ARENT YOU SAGING YOUR SHIT, fuck sakes we shouldn’t have to be repeatedly telling this to newfags

No. 490871

>>490748
#eggporn

No. 490883

>>490822

Wow people forget calm down

No. 490884

>>490834
Relax and smoke a blunt… just report it like damn.

No. 490943

File: 1517612125956.jpg (386.77 KB, 720x987, Screenshot_20180202-155348.jpg)

Cat with no head and Alys broken leg

No. 490951

File: 1517612539248.jpeg (336.02 KB, 750x1121, 32A11D78-0160-4DF1-B5CE-1FB928…)

>>490943
The thing is, no ones picking on things she can’t actually change.

No. 490956

>>490951
And this is why we shouldn’t be commenting on her shit. It only feeds her ego and mobilises her retarded WKs. If she wants to look like a manic clown, let the bitch. She’s only making a fool of herself.

No. 490959

>>490943
is it just me or do her brows look better here?

No. 490963

>>490959
Prob just the angle. Her brows are a long way off saving.

No. 490965

>>490956
I totally agree with this. I think we have done enough interacting with her. She and others are aware of us now. I'm sure she checks in everyday here, as well as some of her followers. So anything you want to say just say it here.

No. 490967

>>490579
She lives in ITALY ffs why does she always eat McDonald's

Italian food is so much better

No. 490972

>>490959
I think she did pluck them and filled them in or something for this shoot >>490943

look here >>485401 and here >>485187
same day

No. 490994

>>490965
yea let's all try and leave it

No. 491006

>>490967
Sage. Your. Shit. Newfag

No. 491007

>>490967
>>491006

Look, maybe we can be helpful instead of crucifying the newfag. Maybe he/she doesn't know how to sage.

Dearest newbie: When you make a reply and you don't have any new milk to contribute to the thread (if you're just making a random/funny comment or something) then in the email field of the reply box, type "sage". This will keep your post from bumping the thread.

No. 491041

File: 1517618565969.jpg (1.11 MB, 900x900, 26863692_1901039523262596_2743…)

is aly an actual fish? this doesn't even look like food it's just a bunch of shells? being a fish in a human skin suit would explain a lot about her

No. 491045

File: 1517618759276.png (4.61 KB, 268x59, 123456780987654321.png)

samefag but i wonder if she really doesn't clean her teeth or this is just her poor english.

No. 491048

>>491041
I noticed this too, everytime she posts seafood it's all shells. Now, I understand it's the restaurant that prepares them this way, but like most of these shells have zero meat in them, what exactly are people supposed to eat?

No. 491107

>>491041
>>491048

Have you never had steamed shellfish? They all have meat. Both halves of the shells are served, and the body adheres to one half.

No. 491113

>>491045
Most likely meant whiteners but its funnier this way.

No. 491144

>>491107
Oh I see now, they are opened like a book. So the meat, it's like the size of a nickle? They look all shriveled… I've never had this type before. Ive only had the kind where it's just half the shell and the meat is delved(!) in cheese.

No. 491151

>>491144

In the mussels the meat is the orange bits, and they do look overcooked. The clam meat is beige. The white rings are calamari rings.

No. 491225

>>491007
Or they can read the rules before posting LIKE IT STATES on every page. This isn’t a playground, we don’t share and welcome new comers. Lurk moar before wasting the thread(sick of your mini-modding)

No. 491254

>>491113
I'm sure you're right. Weird that she thinks whitening her teeth would be a "trick" but she wears makeup everyday.

No. 491271

File: 1517630822571.jpeg (205.18 KB, 674x911, 9C96B55F-9C0E-4720-A1FD-816907…)

Just lmao

No. 491284

File: 1517631332739.png (807.01 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180202-210916.png)

>feel free to disagree or unfollow if you don't like reality

No. 491302

File: 1517632408673.jpeg (53.18 KB, 567x335, F977FC13-9FDA-4CB2-AA28-5E43BB…)

>>491271
I usually ignore her but holy shot she looks like white trash trailer park mom of 2.

No. 491307

File: 1517632651731.jpeg (1.66 MB, 1125x2436, 64FE666C-2BC0-4455-89DD-1E8E72…)

She missed a spot on her lips

No. 491342

>>491271
wtf this is something out of a fucking horror movie

it's like faces of meth warning or something lmao

No. 491348

>>491271
She owns only 3 panties and 2 bras lol

No. 491407

File: 1517642411940.jpg (1.52 MB, 1080x1350, 26872516_145534779465268_39357…)

>>491307
p sure that's her teeth, she's doing her mouseface as usual

pic related

No. 491455

>>491225
>>490834
>>491006
do you really have to be a massive asshole? @ some people - just take your anger out on cows. we’re all human beings here. it’s really not difficult to be kind to other farmers.

>>491307
wow of course she makes this isnt a huge deal

No. 491516

File: 1517657125191.png (864.99 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180203-041926.png)

>>490943
She's STILL talking about this pic lol

>hope I didn't hurt anyone's sensibility


She loves the hate. She's hoping to trigger us.

No. 491526

>>491516
Best way to react to haters is posting a bad boudoir pic. Mind blowing.

No. 491582

File: 1517667870469.jpg (14.35 KB, 320x240, mother.jpg)

>>491516
For someone who claims to not give a shit about "haters" she sure never shuts up about them. I wonder how many hours a day she spends on this thread..
>>491342
>wtf this is something out of a fucking horror movie

No. 491598

>>491516
its dumb as heck if she thinks its the pic that we dont like or it offends us, its that you got your mum to take it? on her bed? no one cares about your stretch marks or your food baby yikes

No. 491600

File: 1517670530670.png (217.31 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180203-100742.png)

More people getting sick of her shit

No. 491650

File: 1517673407339.png (93.15 KB, 640x773, IMG_6095.PNG)

Aly, what are you doing, no, stop it, please

No. 491676

>>491650

I’m sure this was totally caught by Ma without Aly’s Knowledge. #unposed

No. 491679

File: 1517674718439.jpg (240.72 KB, 978x1136, Screenshot_20180203-101508.jpg)

>>491650
w-what are you talking about anon this is perfectly normal behaviour

No. 491686

Why does she think literally everything is some kind of feminist issue? I don't give a shit if she's a woman. If she was a man behaving like this, I'd still be making fun of her. Crazy has no gender.

No. 491688

>>491600
She deleted that comment

No. 491694

>>491650
>>491679
Her face looks so creepy. Like some deranged psycho who snaps and kills someone… why tf does she force such mentally ill faces holy shit

No. 491707

>>491694
No seriously she looks like someone 5 sec before they snap and go on a killing spree. Jfc I am scared of her.

No. 491723

File: 1517676887790.jpg (46.83 KB, 978x108, Screenshot_20180203-105108.jpg)

if anything she shows people that they're gonna obsess over their ed for the rest of their lives, underweight or not

>>491707
it's cus it's an unbelievably fake smile
>im so confident and happy
>positive about everything
>excited to live with bert and have a full time job
sure jan

No. 491779

>>491679
She has no pupils and looks like a demon

No. 491792

>>491723

She's ~moved on~. Lol.

Moved on to shitty jobs she gets fired from, moved on to increasingly appalling make up techniques, moved on to eating seafood on a Friday with Berto (who she doesn't even love). That's something to really aim for. What an amazing role model (!)

Aly's never going to move in with Berty. She needs to address that mother attachment thing first and OMG THE WHEAT SITUATION.

No. 491801

>>491792
yea shes just making a shitshow of everything. yall notice everytime she gets a new job she acts all positive like its gonna be a new start or whatever and then she realises shes gotta be a human being and she backs out like wtf i thought this babysitting job was going to take her away from her insta, she can only post important updates (!) but it was just a one day a week stint like?? she hasn't done anything real for years

what she should do is dump bert so he can be with someone who actually likes him, go back to school and study languages or something so she could travel like she used to say she wanted to

No. 491915

File: 1517690221770.jpg (1.12 MB, 1564x1564, IMG_20180203_000833.jpg)

>>491650
I wonder if she chose to wear a blanket because she has worn out all the combinations of these underwear.

No. 491931

>>491915
Lol she should start a gofundme

No. 491933


No. 492005

File: 1517696029516.jpg (1.51 MB, 1920x1920, inCollage_20180204_090707262.j…)

I still think she'd look cute with choppy bangs, something about her forehead just creeps me out. Anyway this is how you should be doing your eyebrows Aly.

No. 492055

>>492005
those brows make her look so much better, even with that facial expression

No. 492074

>>492005
I don't see the difference. I really don't think this is doing her any good

No. 492084

>>492005
this is awful, please stop.

No. 492109

>>492084
ok, sorry.

No. 492110

I don't think she's ugly but there's just something wrong with her face, maybe it's all the weird faces she makes idk it's like there's no hairstyle that can make her look better cus her face emits her craziness lol

No. 492125

>>492005
She holds her mouth like her teeth are too big or something, but then sometimes when shes smiling I can see her teeth are normal sized. I just don't understand why she does this. Can she never relax her mouth?

Have you guys ever tried making this face? It takes a lot of effort lol

No. 492134

>>492110

For me it's her constant raising her eyebrows. Like here >>490579 she looks so much more normal because her eyebrows are relaxed.

No. 492143

>>492125

She’s like an Android that doesn’t quite have normal human facial expressions down.
Or a psychopath trying to show emotions it doesn’t feel but knows this is something you smile about.

No. 492151

>>492005
lol does her mouth close though? I cant remember a picture of her mouth closed and relaxed covering her teeth. Are her lips to small??

No. 492159

>>492125
Yes haha and I always do the biting tongue smile lol like I just know if I did that normally in a pic with someone they'd be like wtf are you doing. The faces that aly thinks humans make are wild

>>492143
Def the psycho one

No. 492369

>>492110
>>492125
she won't relax her face or even make a normal expression. she's never smiling naturally in her pictures and she can't convincingly fake it (just ask berto lolz). result looks cartoonish and unpleasant. her clownish makeup and brows exaggerate the effect.

No. 492403

>>491455
Well farmhands used to be wayyyty crueller when I came to lolcow soooo

No. 492505

>>492110
I was thinking this exact thing while looking at >>492005

like, "this still doesn't look 'right'— but what the fuck could possibly improve her?'

I wanna say a above the jaw-length cut with lots of side volume might help make her face look less…. SMALL, but fuck I really can't picture anything working for her

she really does have a fucking weird face, and I think it is mostly because she makes herself look so weirdly crazy all the time

I can't put my finger on her weird fucking faces or how she thinks theyre good to make… I've met delusional bipolar and schizophrenics who seem to have more self awareness than this girl idek

No. 492776

Next time i want to change my hair and makeup i'm gonna post a selfie here on lolcow, there's a lot of effort in really flattering make overs.

No. 492780

>>490884
Just read the rules before posting. It’s not that hard. Reporting shouldn’t be necessary for SAGING. The admins/farmhands time needs to be spent on other fuckery!!!

No. 492816

File: 1517769913273.jpg (447.63 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180204-194447.jpg)

Topkek

No. 492817

File: 1517769928699.jpg (28.98 KB, 455x180, snowflake tattoo.JPG)

I'm going to get back on track with present day Aly.

Isn't she supposed to be starting her new high-flying job tomorrow? It's weird she didn't mention about signing the contract on Friday which is what she said was happening. Has she even mentioned the job since??

The 3rd pic with Berto today is a repost from Christmas. I get the impression he isn't taking any more selfie shit from her and won't indulge her ig needs.

AND OH M8 SHE'S TROLLING! She wants a SNOWFLAKE tattoo!

All this fake Oh I woke up and suddenly I'm cured BS is so tired. So yeah, a snowflake tattoo. How apt.

No. 492818

>>492817
oh she mentions her job contract, my mistake

>>492816
Gloriously lulzy huh

No. 492824

>>492780
Um I do sage? One of your posts literally got a warning about this .. just stop already.

>>492816
Lol! Hilarious how she doesnt realize… But why does she keep getting the most basic tattoos? does she have zero originality?

No. 492829

Of course she has zero originality. Look at the mess of her in general. She gets the most cringe flash inked on herself coughtrailertrashcough and feels no shame.

A fucking phoenix, LOL.

No. 492833

>>492109
submissive bitch(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 492841

File: 1517771373514.png (21.5 KB, 852x131, working on my inside.png)

sowhatisthetruth.gif

No. 492846

>>492841
She'll have to be paid in advance if she expects to get two tattoos done next weekend.

Idk, she's not said much about this job. Remember how she was banging on about being an educator and a nun to these beautiful children who love her, but with this one there's nothing.

Thigh tattoo. Oh Aly, that's so tacky. And not even being mean but wait until your thighs stop expanding before considering getting one there.

No. 492852

>>492816
>Snowflakes on thigh
>Chinese character for fire on chest
What is the theme here…

No. 492861

>>492824
I do think she's got no originality at all. I am absolutely obsessed with tattoos but the basic ones make me cringe so much

No. 492864

>>492852

I found this for Aly. She could get some … tattoo ideas from it.

>>492861
I hate the ones that're of a time, like the Chinese symbol was a fad (which she picked up on too late), then stars, tribal tramp stamps. The shit she has done really does remind me of when you walk into a crappy tattoo shop in Blackpool with a few sheets of flash on wall and it's like, oh a rose, a dagger, a tiger, a phoenix, a snake, etc.

Only gedanken_fries tried to help her on her tattoo journey. Repost?

No. 492865

File: 1517772625929.jpg (41.36 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>492864
Dropped pic like a twat, soz

No. 492880

>>492864
ikr? Like, I'm not even saying every tattoo needs to have a deep meaning, I get some of mine just for aesthetic reasons, but I don't understand people who get random, tacky ones just because they are "trendy" at the moment.

No. 492884

File: 1517773569745.jpg (20.81 KB, 372x379, cooool.JPG)

>>492880

You haven't got one of a caffeine molecule structure then? Aly should get the NEDA symbol like other anas do (even though she's not American). It's what you need to constantly remind yourself you fought and won a 2 year battle with an eating disorder.

No. 492889

>>492880
yeah! Also you can get a tattoo that isn’t deep or creative but also isn’t… really basic. All of Aly’s tattoos are things that you’d find when you google “tattoo for girl”. Like “Stay strong” or an infinity sign… that’s the shit Aly would get.

No. 492899

>>492889
You could even get something "basic" like an infinity sign, if it has meaning for you - just personalize it a little bit.

No. 492900

>>492889
Or birds that are flying away. Or a dandelion. Or a puls/heart rate. I've seen them way too many times and I fucking hate them. To each their own but I can't help but judge people if I see they have any of these symbols.

No. 492914

>>492864
yea she deleted it

No. 492916

File: 1517776046206.jpg (62.04 KB, 978x170, Screenshot_20180204-142633.jpg)

lulz

No. 492917

>>492852
it's about balance, the ice cancels out the heat, the fire breaks the ice…

No. 492922

>>492916
Nice try Aly. Girl lies like a fucking rug. I can't really blame most for not "advicing" her, those kinds are tacky at best.

No. 492929

gedanken_frei actually commented on her repost. How can anybody be so fucking stupid

No. 493056

sage for private Scheiße

>>489884
Servas, Oida!
The Mexican place on Leopoldsgasse was where I ate dubious avocado "creme." I did eat avocado toast like a basic bitch in Bratislava and I loved every bite.

I live in Wien primarily but work part of the time in the UK, and I can't wait until I can end that gig. I used to love the UK, but the vibe here is increasingly oppressive and xenophobic imho.

No. 493062

>>492841
I think she probs doesnt even have a new job like she was "signing contracts" on friday now its monday? alys lies are always red flags for um more lies

No. 493147

I hate avocado. The textures all wrong like unchewy slug.

>>493062
I want her to have this job because it's fun to see her make it something it's not (remember when she sneaked a selfie in an empty shop and said she'd been left in charge lol). Also fun because she can't do full time without sperging out.

I really think she was laid off from the babysitting thing. Either the parents didn't like some of the things the kids said about her (she took them to McDonalds, she took pics of them) and her cooking look awful. Seriously, those peas. How do you fuck up cooking peas? Idk, but Aly does it.

No. 493155

File: 1517788925448.png (323.5 KB, 587x287, Untitled.png)

I had to white out Ma's lasagne. That shit looks like dog food. Not a gifted family at cooking. I'm not surprised Pa C's skinny.

No. 493189

>>493147
I think she just took care of some kids her mum knew or something like a friends kids, I mean she was never even clear about what the job was lol she's never gonna succeed with work cus it takes her away from her full time instagram job

No. 493237

>>493189
exactly, like when she called helping kids with their homework "teaching" and "giving private lessons"

No. 493282

>>492816
>POST UP!

tfw aly becomes a basketball coach…a whole new meaning to March Madness

No. 493485

>>492780
My post had the warning actually, not that anon. There are many of us annoyed by the influx of MPA immigrating newfags, and it’s annoying how this thread gets ruined so much because of it. Stop complaining about people enforcing and reminding people to read rules before posting. Getting a warning for doing the farm hand’s job is kind of ridiculous too :) okay I’m done

No. 493731

File: 1517830267176.png (944.7 KB, 640x785, Screenshot_1.png)

She looks manic, always.

> - snowflakes on my thigh ❄️ The first choice is manly about the profound and intimate meaning of REBIRTH the second a reminder of stability and strength (even if I& #39;m a bit unsure about the & #39;place& #39; since my thighs are not exactly the one of a athlete )


>>492884
One of her commenters @_dragonflyspirit_ actually said she should get the NEDA symbol tattoed.

I can't wait for her to talk about her prestigious job, seriously.

No. 493829

>>493731
ah yes, the snowflake, the perfect symbol of stability and strength

No. 493833

>>493829
Lmao right? I can't even begin to imagine how she manages this shit

No. 493898

File: 1517851600058.jpeg (33.81 KB, 600x512, 090016D6-2CE4-4726-BE1C-BCEC92…)

>>493731
She’s unsure about the tattoo because her thighs aren’t athletic???
But will post photos of herself in her underwear on IG for days on end??

No. 493908

>>493898
yeah i dont understand what she means by this? does she means she will be she self concious to show it? or is she afraid she’ll become althetic and stretch it out? i dont understand

No. 493980

File: 1517854628225.jpg (143.73 KB, 998x389, Screenshot_20180205-121457.jpg)

so shes having spag bowl at work but today she was supposed to be signed her contract for her new job? and the pic with this post looks like one ma took so wut

No. 493987

>>493980
She keeps changing when she’s “signing the contracts”

No. 493992

>>493987
ya, so this new job doesnt exist right

No. 494002

She talks about that spaghetti like it's the most calorific, greasiest shit thing to eat when in reality it's a good size portion and looks healthy with veg in it.

>>493992
Nah, neither does the one she said she's doing right now. She's just hanging out with Ma.

No. 494038

File: 1517857913582.png (126.84 KB, 640x1031, IMG_6115.PNG)

Something about her just doesn't look human but I don't know what

No. 494040

File: 1517857945036.jpg (61.91 KB, 475x594, Capture.JPG)

Fuck me, she looks old.

She's into being a #feminist again. Not sure I'd call myself a ~bitch~ if I was as feminist as her, but anyway.

No. 494041

>>493992
She claimed her last job was on par with being a nun. This job definitely does not exist they way she thinks it does.

No. 494044

>>494038

She looks like she's a different person inside a human skin prosthesis. She's definitely gaining fast atm.

No. 494045

>>494038
Her face looks like shes hiding a burger in there already

No. 494049

>>494038
sitting on a park bench eating mcdonalds, what a classy bitch*

No. 494051

>>494049

I think she might've lost the use of her legs. That's why she's only being pictured from the chest upwards and why she's sitting on her ass in all the latest pics.

No. 494059

>>493980
>>493992
>>493987
She says she's having these spaghetti in her work break - so maybe she truly signed the contract and IS indeed working?

No. 494062

I want her to install Grammarly for her awful writing, so at least she could avoid typos and learn synonyms.

No. 494064

>>494059
but who makes spaghetti at work? lol i assume like if its the babysitting job she can use their kitchen but who knows

No. 494067

>>494064
I can't see the pic, maybe she brought them from home or got them at the cafeteria.

No. 494069

>>494064
Or maybe the Viola Cafèshe geotagged on to is near her workplace. It sounds new.

No. 494074

>>494069
I was just looking at that. It's definitely the place that pic was taken. She's so damn weird. When did she sign? You don't normally start straight away. Yay, Ma in tow…as usual. ~Independent~

No. 494077

>>494074
You can even start right away, it happened to me. It's a typical thing for the employment agency in Italy, they work good but they organize with the client in a superficial way.
Aside from that, you don't usually go out for lunch on your first day, not at a restaurant at least, cause you have one hour of lunch break and you don't want to be late on your first days. She both doesn't care, or she's not really on a "work break".

No. 494109

File: 1517861145904.jpeg (95.9 KB, 750x840, 91CD28C8-DC09-4394-9595-FD9C71…)

Um wtf is this boomerang thing she posted with her mouth twitching? She looks like a field mouse.

No. 494121

>>494109
I think she thinks she's being cute when she just looks like a dick making faces at a phone on her own.

Is that a Union flag on her wall? Is she the National Front?

It's amusing how she's been trying so hard to convince us she's really happy and stable since she found out about lolcow.

No. 494128

>>494109
This really looks like a crazy person. The crazy thing with Aly is that you can literally see her downfall though the threads… Both before and during the spoop she looked saner and human. Now she looks like a mentally ill girl and has the same mannerisms. Does her hair and makeup like no sane person would, picks a crazy color, overplucks her eyebrows so that she looks constantly surprised, does the weird mouth thing, can't emote like normal humans anymore, speaks with wide open eyes. She needs help

No. 494148

File: 1517862449934.gif (2.49 MB, 193x386, ezgif-2-688fa94f3d.gif)

>>494109
What emotion is this supposed to be?

No. 494155

>>494148
Idk but I've seen similar behaviour on psych ward.

No. 494157

>>494148
I think it's trying to work out how to smile

No. 494158

>>494148

Manic.

No. 494161

>>494158
Tbh, even though I know she isn't bipolar, all this pretending to be happy seems like a mild manic episode.

No. 494165

File: 1517862955971.jpg (70.48 KB, 614x360, Screenshot_20180205-133009.jpg)

This passive agressive bullshit.

No. 494175

File: 1517863223975.gif (825.3 KB, 245x127, BadUnluckyAfricanwildcat-small…)

found footage of aly getting ready for work

No. 494186

File: 1517863440219.gif (632.99 KB, 200x200, YES.gif)

>>494175
PERFECT! Even the teef are the same shade of yellow!

No. 494203

File: 1517864012722.jpg (21.76 KB, 320x320, tb.jpg)

>'Don't give up on perfection' I read early on a blog 📝 the words were surrounded by pictures of extremely skinny girls. Quite triggering. Guilt causing.

Kind of like when she flashed her facehugger while sipping black coffee during her fake recovery.

No. 494278

>>494175
Hahahaha Aly in 20 years

No. 494443

>>494161
I think it's the same as how she's so OTT about simple shit like eating fries. She's trying to imitate what she thinks happy people look like and do, but she has no subtlety and therefore it looks like mania. She's def not bipolar, but her histrionic overacting and pretending her life is AWESOME (!) makes it look like it.

No. 494450

File: 1517875891325.png (717.38 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180205-191042.png)

thought of our lovely ED worrior

No. 494590

>>494148
It looks like tardive dyskinesia, but really she's just trying to fake being a person. Or trying to look cute. Her face and mannerisms are so unsettling.

No. 494704

>>493980

thank god aly is here to teach everyone that "food is key" when recovering from anorexia. you don't say!

No. 494784

>>494148
I don´t know what looks more insane in this picture, her mouth or her eyes and eyebrows?

No. 494868

File: 1517903327094.jpg (80.75 KB, 720x325, 20180206_082844.jpg)

Oh yes please Aly. Prepare a word salad about ~period-hunger~ because you've never done that before and you're absolutely qualified to give (nutritional) advice. It'll be an interesting read, too.
>Period-hunger!!!2! Important, WORTHY, girls, blablabla some lovely #fries 🍟💁‍♀️

No. 494959

File: 1517916385787.jpg (259.35 KB, 1080x1350, 26865227_831145670422588_31591…)

inspired by >>489104

No. 495085

File: 1517931664741.jpg (223.68 KB, 720x687, 20180206_164016.jpg)


No. 495092

>>495085
Aaaaand it's deleted

No. 495096

>>495085
lol ok aly babysitting job isnt paying you because theyre gonna fire you? you havent heard from new job but oh wait by the time you got to the end of your huge text post you have and you're seeing the office tomorrow? all things that sound real

No. 495098

File: 1517932685259.jpg (647.38 KB, 1021x1360, Screenshot_20180206-095429.jpg)

>tfw your big bloated head is confused by its own boring lies

No. 495122

File: 1517934683684.jpeg (39.73 KB, 480x360, F7C29983-9B83-4090-9FF9-1AC554…)


No. 495162

File: 1517937033014.jpg (1.14 MB, 1021x1360, 1517932685259.jpg)


No. 495170

>>495098

I've kind of figured out why, to me, Aly looks not human like an anon mentioned above. Her face looks like it's been packed out with filler really tight. You know how a face looks looks puffy after filler until it settles down? (I think that's what happens unless I'm getting my non invasive face treatment docus confused), she looks like that's happened.

If she hadn't heard about this new job then how come she heard about the ever shifting date to sign a contract?

No. 495175

>>495162
What good some blush and a nice lipstick does. She actually looks nice there even though it isn't her.

No. 495212

File: 1517938728791.jpeg (278.64 KB, 737x890, B2835803-14E1-4949-B14E-5B041F…)

evil father is abusive again (!)

No. 495225

File: 1517939143066.jpeg (369.19 KB, 744x1076, EFD3F647-E277-438B-85D1-72D3A2…)


No. 495236

Haha, serves the bitch right.

As for the Berto pic, nothing says I Love You more than kissing your girlfriend while your hands are in your pockets.

AND ALY, IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO MOVE OUT THEN STOP DICKING ABOUT AND STICK AT A JOB FOR LONGER THAN A FUCKING WEEK.

No. 495237

>>495225
>I told them where the mcdonalds is that you go to

That has to be a troll, pretty good though lol

No. 495239

>>494175
Juice by Aly, juice by Aly, juice by Aly ohhhhh, Aly's got juice! Aly's got juice! Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Aly!

No. 495258

File: 1517941371085.png (3.73 MB, 750x1334, 6A02E981-F9CE-40C4-854E-D2C657…)

Damn home troubles!
It looks like she grows out her eyebrows

No. 495262

>>495237
yeah the name is “mathilde” .. probably referring to the mathilde who told aly about lolcow trying to change her appearance recently lmao

>>495258
ugh when will someone actually the cops on her father…. i hope she writes about how he “beats” her again and an actual WK calls them

No. 495263

Yay! Crazy Aly's back in the open!!

No. 495264

>>495262
All they'd have to say is Ma's name's Melania Gandolfi and they'd find where she lives.

No. 495265

>>495258
is she trying to pretend that she has a black eye

No. 495268

File: 1517941724671.jpg (48.13 KB, 353x546, Capture.JPG)

>>495265
She looks like a crack ho here. Maybe it was a john?

No. 495275

>>495225
Comments have been deleted.

No. 495297

What if the dad thing is real and she keeps up this weird online behaviour to get the attention she would like to get from her family? That looks definitely like a black eye.

No. 495306

>>495297
kinda just looks like a dark circle, you can see it below her other eye too

No. 495315

>>495297
oh come on, the last time she mentioned her abusive daddy was 6 months ago. only one day she claimed he beat her, the next day there was a bikini pic with no bruises. then she said he “yells”. once she said he called her fat or something that only someone like aly would make up in the own head (like how she claims haters say this really weird shit when no one did). she’s said something like “my dad said i didnt eat enough so now i want to purge” he’s obvi just a strict eastern european and maybe has spanked her a few times when she was young (normal in eastern europe)

she freaks out and “runs away” over the dumbest shit, like having to eat pizza at her dying uncles house. she’s so histrionic, if her dad actually beat her, she’s post a zoomed in picture of the bruise and say “THIS IS WHAT MY FATHER DID”

No. 495317

>>495297
Dark circles/bags and some blemishes. Does he fuck beat her.

No. 495396

>>495268
jfc she looks about 60 years old.

I wonder if she paid any money or anything to this "new boss", the whole thing sounds so scammy if she hasn't made it all up. I mean the fact that she's constantly on "lunch break" but says nothing about work makes it seem made up but it's hard to tell.

No. 495405

File: 1517948742690.png (521.14 KB, 812x597, eyebag.png)

yeah they're definitely just eyebags, she says so herself

imagine being on that bus and seeing her take these lol

No. 495459

File: 1517951420292.jpg (13.18 KB, 263x133, wtf.JPG)

Bitch needs some eye serum.

Pa was abusive but now it's all okay and she managed to "dine".

No. 495487

>>495258
It looks like she only plucks the middle

No. 495511

File: 1517953640403.jpg (550.67 KB, 978x978, Screenshot_20180206-154449.jpg)

She's so sad but she takes the time to take a posed picture documenting her sadness

>>495459
lol this reminds me of the "then perish" meme umm
>then recover
idk im not smart

No. 495523

File: 1517954596672.gif (6.3 MB, 320x554, 20180206_145724.gif)

>whenever your feeling low, I suggest listening to "believer" by imagine dragons.

>and if you want to read the last post, you'll make me a believer. I love you

No. 495527

>>495523

Christ, Aly you're an asshole.

How quickly her mood lifted when she remembered people know her details and could get Pa C in trouble.

I really wish she would fuck off and disappear now. I'm close to being done with this fuckwit.

No. 495536

>>495523
wow yeah getting physically abused? just pop on some imagine dragons and you'll be all better (!)

No. 495560

>>495527
yeah wish we could get her precious account deleted

No. 496156

At least the song is very nice.

No. 496362

File: 1518002311977.png (1.03 MB, 630x746, Screenshot_2.png)


No. 496366

File: 1518002419485.png (857.06 KB, 642x748, Screenshot_1.png)

>>496362

> Deep black or high white


This is not even something you say in Italian.

Also, quoting a commenter
> @adeline_roadtorecovery
>10 hours ago
>YOU ARE MY IDEA OF POSITIVE️ I know you have your ups and downs, but we all >do, don't we? You just manage to spread so much positivity even at your >worst!!

I can really figure out if those supportive people are real or farmer.

No. 496367

>>496366
Adeline is a real person, I am amazed by the fact that Aly still has people actually trying to support her.

No. 496369

>>496367
She also sets up the food in her insta in an Aly-like way - except for the fact that her photos actually look good.

No. 496494

File: 1518017000360.jpg (Spoiler Image,323.41 KB, 720x960, 20180207_162148.jpg)

Return to the ramen hair.
(Also, wtf)

No. 496495

File: 1518017017741.jpg (337.8 KB, 720x1127, 20180207_162209.jpg)


No. 496497

>>496495
Samefag but
>bushing someone else

No. 496499

>>496494
god i hope shes just using a timer and ma didn't take this…i know i'll roll my huge pants down to show off my muffin top nice

so she went to "see her new office" today? when will this job ever start

No. 496500

File: 1518017415507.jpg (430.92 KB, 720x1008, 20180207_162920.jpg)

that sass

No. 496525

File: 1518018592798.jpeg (560.06 KB, 750x891, 3399EDF6-E7B0-4DAB-A133-70FD0C…)

>>496494
what the fuck is this? imagine being so histrionic that you think that’s an acceptable picture to post.

No. 496531

so did aly just not believe that we actually were the ones to suggest the lipstick change?

No. 496533

File: 1518019163718.png (660.07 KB, 561x789, Screenshot_2017-05-27-11-42-36…)

>>496500
>>496525

Imo, she looked better at this time (with the ramen hair)

No. 496536

>>496499
She says Ma doesn’t take her half naked pics, she props her phone up.

I msgd her about it…I’d post proof but I’m kind scared that she lurks and I’ll get blocked (it’s a fake account that I use to post over the top shit like once a month, you probably know who I am). I dont want her to know I’m a farmer. I’ve been fooling her for ages

No. 496544

>>496495
>>We shouldn't compare ourselves to other girls! So I made my hair pretty like them.

No. 496553

>>496533
with that fuc*ing comb over anon? i do think she looked better with the blonde/brown hair she had, idk why she has to make herself so brassy looking everything about her appearance is so gaudy

No. 496561

File: 1518020505712.gif (736.44 KB, 250x133, Jontron.gif)


No. 496590

File: 1518022975227.jpg (53.41 KB, 634x479, 17imkp.jpg)

>>496494
butter face

>>496544
And nobody pulls her up on this. At least these curly haired girls will now let her sit with them.

No. 496658

>>496494

Just when you think her photos can’t get any worse.

No. 496659

>>496494
Lol she didn’t even “make her hair”… Curly is her natural hair. She just put a lot of gel in it to make it look brittle and ramen-like as fuck

No. 496681

>>496659
She might actually look good with curly hair if she curled it properly. Greasy waves aren't a good look aly and are you ever gonna get a fuc*ing haircut??

No. 496735

File: 1518033207113.jpg (415.13 KB, 720x1022, 20180207_205306.jpg)

Kek

No. 496742

File: 1518033612790.jpg (209.75 KB, 1021x602, Screenshot_20180207-135825.jpg)

wtf (!) this is all lies shes always been thin

No. 496747

>>496735
Do her jeans not zip up anymore? What's with all the unzipped pictures?

No. 496754

File: 1518034469727.jpeg (584.04 KB, 2048x2048, 11F2EAC9-6AA5-4AA1-8758-35BC64…)

>>496742
yeah what the fuck?

(pics from 2012)

No. 496760

File: 1518035009713.jpg (1.76 MB, 1080x1350, 26872640_184304175673172_21597…)

I don't know which would be more sad, Aly thinking this picture looks good or her knowing it looks FUCKING HORRIFIC (!) and posting it anyway to trigger her haters.

No. 496763

>>496760
Literally everything about this picture is awful.

No. 496774

File: 1518035757389.png (4.21 KB, 272x77, #anawhat.png)

Aly admitting she was pro-ana and didn't actually have anorexia

No. 496780

>>496747

If she zipped up those jeans, we wouldn’t get to see that greasy moon face.

No. 496794

>>496495
>"If I had Kim Kardashian's shape I wouldn't struggle"
shut up, Aly. this is like those 90s Very Special Episodes that boil EDs down to "i wanna be skinny like the girls in the magazines~*~*~" when that's not it at all. and also, what anorexic wants to look like kim kardashian? like at least if you're going with "blame the media," choose Kendall or something. kim isn't thin and most women could get her exact body if they got the same plastic surgery she got…

>>496735
this reminds me of that french film Martyrs for some reason

>>496742
>ballerine
>tiny and fascinating
her word salads are amazing. also it's so weird, her understanding of her ED is so nonexistent this reads like some chubbo on fanfiction.net wrote it at the beginning of their "random character has anorexia~" hurt/comfort drabble

No. 496797

File: 1518037170618.jpg (12.85 KB, 300x161, 1-1-300x161.jpg)

>>494175
>>496553
she is literally sara goldfarb

No. 496798

>>496760
Why can't she just use a curling iron or some heat rollers or even some overnight foam rollers? Why scrunch it up like dry grass? If she could just do some nice soft curls. She's so lazy…

No. 496821

File: 1518038371938.jpg (9.69 KB, 300x250, superthumb.jpg)

>>496798
What are the chances she's aiming for Moulin Rouge era Christina Aguilera?

No. 496845

File: 1518040206602.jpg (127.96 KB, 1000x682, flat,1000x1000,075,f.u2.jpg)

>>496366
>edwarrio

No. 496921

File: 1518044285176.jpg (36.01 KB, 600x473, dating-photos-from-russia.jpg)

>>496525

She spends a hell of a lot of time doing these selfies. There're 40 from ig on pinterest now and those aren't even the out takes https://www.pinterest.co.uk/alice__casati/model-alice-casati/

No. 496978

File: 1518047252416.png (1.02 MB, 800x1280, Screenshot_2018-02-08-00-31-14…)

I don't think that word means what you think it means, Mrs DailyChickenNuggets.

No. 496981

>>496978
Not forgetting the red meat on Ma's lasagnes!

No. 497002

File: 1518048732640.gif (9.61 MB, 600x1067, ezgif.com-optimize.gif)


No. 497004

File: 1518048793189.jpg (52.33 KB, 360x640, 27573990_2000412196948269_5534…)


No. 497007

File: 1518048836290.jpg (36.55 KB, 360x640, 26872792_490652347997335_74299…)


No. 497008

File: 1518048850938.jpg (28.64 KB, 360x640, 27574567_164165864214528_49230…)


No. 497010

>>497004
yea its been a whole week since you showed off that you used to be a spoop blah blah what a hero

No. 497016

File: 1518049240963.gif (10.51 MB, 600x1067, ezgif.com-optimize (1).gif)


No. 497033

>>497008
Even fortune cookie has a laugh at Aly's expense.

No. 497111

>>496921
Haha! Who did this? It wasn't Aly was it?

No. 497122

File: 1518052866706.jpeg (57.29 KB, 640x358, 08BB1588-7452-4B14-979E-9DC3A1…)

Also top kek at this Freudian slip/failed translation. Yes, if you’re sensible don’t swipe to the spoopy Aly pic

No. 497152

>>497122
whats ptw? i know tw is trigger warning but what's the p

No. 497156

>>497152
potential/possible. But since she doesn't even know what #s4s stands for, to her it probably means "picture trigger warning" or something.

No. 497193

>>497122
Sensible in French means "sensitive", I'm guessing it's the same in Italian.

No. 497199

File: 1518056955581.jpeg (180.88 KB, 2048x2048, B008E03E-2AAF-44AA-B6FF-9E079E…)

>>497193
Hmm except it doesn’t?

(Susceptible = vulnerable/sensitive to)

No. 497293

I wish something new would happen with aly, think this job is just fake right? She's so boring yet so irritating, I guess her life sucks though, that's what consoles me lol

No. 497363

>>497293
ikr, her whole week has just been "new job tomorrow!" and then no mention of the job the next day, three times (!) with occasional boudoir shots of aly embarrassing herself on her parents bed. Wish she'd get real about the job at least.

No. 497422

>>496525
She looks really pretty here. It's a shame she ruined that illusion with >>496760 - such an unfortunate angle to shoot a picture.

>>496821
Please, be respectful to such a beautiful woman. Don't talk of her in this Aly-wreck thing.

No. 497509

File: 1518090411254.jpg (41.48 KB, 360x640, 27878841_152015152264170_32835…)


No. 497528

>>497122
>>497193
yep, it's the same in Italian. "sensibile" and "sensible" are false friends so it's easy to get them confused.

>>497199
pls don't rely on google translate

No. 497587

File: 1518103216675.png (1.44 MB, 640x1136, IMG_6153.PNG)

>>497509
Loooook at this chunk

No. 497606

>>497587
I really appreciate she got "the best is yet to come" right.

No. 497607

>>497587
I see what you did there…

No. 497617

File: 1518105730728.jpg (19.19 KB, 394x227, Capture.JPG)

I only just noticed she took the Madonna and Child painting off her parents wall so it wouldn't get in the way of her selfies!

No. 497623

File: 1518106201537.jpg (65.98 KB, 652x367, whateverhappenedtobabyjane.jpg)


No. 497626

>>497623
I can totally see her as Baby Jane. When she's in her 60s she's still hamming it up about her glory days when she was a recovery queer. (Except Aly's going to plaster on even more make up!)

No. 497630

File: 1518106743770.jpg (107.98 KB, 1005x250, Screenshot_20180208-101732.jpg)

get a fuc*ing job aly
going out without makeup on (!) woah

No. 497639

>>497630
When I was 13 (and this was pre mass of product available era) my #goal in life was to find something that'd keep my madly backcombed hair from flopping after an hour. That's kind of like what Aly's saying EXCEPT SHE'S 22.

I wish she'd stop saying FOODIES. It makes me rage.

No. 497643

File: 1518107651395.jpg (26.56 KB, 368x397, Capture.JPG)

Speaking of hair, hers is snapping off it seems…

No. 497658

>>497643
god look at it..the head

No. 497732

>>497643
In the last days i'd notice that her eyes looks very baggy, it's hard to believe she's 22. She give up on the eyeliner wings but she hasn't change her horrible hair. Obviously she's not working, there's no way a "international" and super important transnational company allow its workers to work with those jeans, and with all the image Aly has everyday.
Btw she's doing an amazing job uploading only 5 pics (bahaha) per day, there's no more cookies for breakfast, i wonder if she is confortable with that.

No. 497733

Isn't this more or less the same "BULLSHIT" as heaving yourself in to chin highs to hold your stomach in, hm?

If a woman wants to wear shapers undies, let them. It's got fuck all to do with youm, Aly. After all, don't you wear high heels sometimes? One could say they're for a mans pleasure but what a fuck you don't get it.

No. 497739

File: 1518114129556.jpg (57.16 KB, 356x592, c.JPG)

dropped pic

No. 497740

>>497732
Yeah, her eyes have been crepey for quite a while but it's only been noticeable recently since she started wearing a satin eyeshadow. She really does look bad for 22 and I reckon part of it is lack of hydration and not having any skin care routine.

Don't forget NO RITTER'S CHOCOLATE AT NIGHT TIME!

No. 497750

File: 1518114663223.jpg (53.47 KB, 570x574, Capture.JPG)

This is a 22 year old. I can't deal with that tbh.

No. 497776

>>497739
How tf are Spanx offensive?? Like the whole point is you can be a fat lard and just cram yourself into shapewear. No fuc*ing diet needed (!)

She's such an alien. She manufactures rage about the dumbest shit.

No. 497792

File: 1518117554387.jpg (408.77 KB, 978x978, Screenshot_20180208-131809.jpg)

me love eat

No. 497805

>>497750
I wonder if she's got caught up in reactive eating
It's so unfortunate her face has gained the most weight tbh
It really goes to show you the difference between her junk food recovery vs people who switch over to fitness style recovery

It's almost like she's been told to eat only unhealthy food or else she's not recovering and that's become the fixation of what "healthy" means to her

No. 497822

>>497805
yea in her head junk food = recovered and salad = disordered like when she was anorexic she'd always go out for healthy food that actually looked good now shes gets a salad from mcdonalds

No. 497842

>>497732
What if the company really did Google her and found out what a mess she is? That's why they are slowly backing away from her.

No. 497923

File: 1518124618139.jpg (32.73 KB, 360x640, 27576334_383920065406642_67980…)


No. 497924

File: 1518124631222.jpg (42.86 KB, 360x640, 27879006_546850305681505_21339…)


No. 497928

File: 1518125034367.jpg (1.73 MB, 1080x1349, 26872115_758184317714570_34108…)

ugh she looks so young and cute without makeup on, she needs to stop (!) ageing herself with makeup

No. 497933

File: 1518125557855.png (2.82 KB, 179x60, subsumes.png)

Aly, you're incoherent.

No. 497937

>>497923
Is this supposed to be a sad expression?? Looks like bedroom eyes kek

No. 497938

>>497923
Sad eyebrows but pouty lips in black and white is emotional.

No. 497962

>>497928
she needs to fix those crazy grandma eyebrows. I don't even know how they got that way.

>>497933
not to sound like a dick, but considering how long she's been attention whoring in English, why is she still so ESL sounding? is it because no one can correct her without getting blocked or causing her to melt down? I have a friend in Brazil whose English improved leaps and bounds within months of beginning to really interact with native speakers online.

No. 497971

>>497962
I think she used to block people that would correct her lol

No. 497980

>>497630
she’s gone out w/o makeup many times in the summer….. liar

>>497776
IKR tight stuff helps me for period cramps too!

No. 498033

File: 1518131049158.png (891.94 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180208-155918.png)

I hate how she goes from having the feeling of belonging in the community, to wondering if she belongs, and the only way to tell is from likes and comments.

She also posted a video in her stories saying the same shit as usual. How many times can you say the same shit over and over and over and oooovvveerrrrrr, and it still be fresh and interesting to you? How does she still think this is interesting?

No. 498045

File: 1518131602090.png (483.89 KB, 720x444, 20180208_160943.png)

Samefag. Also, what does this mean?

>hope to have anyway a place on here; also just like "Aly"


Why is Aly in quotations?

No. 498057

>>498045
she always does that lol

>>498033
shes been saying the same thing for awhile now, everyone deserving recovery, what do YOU think about makeup?, diets r bad (!), comparisons are bad (!), i did my hair like time to move on bitch

No. 498058

File: 1518132870901.gif (6.13 MB, 600x1067, ezgif.com-optimize.gif)

>>498033
Did she delete that video (?) the only video I see in aly's stories is her taking her home troubles out on some cheese balls

No. 498062

>>497962

>really interact with native speakers online


That's it right there. She doesn't actually interact with anyone, just posts shit and creams over comments

No. 498076

File: 1518133800781.gif (6.5 MB, 320x554, 20180208_164729.gif)

>>498058
It's still there. This is the 2nd half.

>sorry fir the horrible style!

No. 498081

>>498057
What does it mean "also, just like "Aly"

What does that sentence mean?

No. 498088

>>498058
She loves living in Italy because she gets to fry cheese balls? Oh, okay, I love living in the UK because I erm like pouring baked beans on toast.

>>498081
Sometimes you have to stop thinking about it or it gives you a bad headache. Unless you speak madness, don't worry about it.

No. 498089

Meant to mention in above comment that these >>498076 things remind me of her superstar outside McDonalds doing thank you videos for her fans.

No. 498097

File: 1518135084610.jpeg (92.74 KB, 750x569, 5212B4D9-C6EC-4682-BDD3-EE2928…)

Good news she’s not as crazy as we thought, half naked photos arent taken by Ma kek

No. 498112

File: 1518135900462.png (182.96 KB, 300x482, 20180208_171628.png)

My god! The gif froze on this frame on my phone…

No. 498120

>>498097
A few months ago I wrote a comment with a (now banned) sockpuppet telling someone who'd asked that Aly took a tripod around with her for the pictures where she's "alone". It was when she went to Rome for a couple of days and there were mysteriously two handbags. I said she had two handbags because she kept a tripod in one.

She liked the post and obviously thought that people would believe this if they read it, that she DID take a tripod around with her.

Her brain really is wired all wrong hun.

No. 498121

>>498112
Charlotte Manson.

No. 498447

>>497607
Did what?

No. 498609

>>498447
Quoted Aly (that was referring to the chunks of chocolate in her cookies) by posting a picture of her face and implying that her face is chunky. It wasn't that hard.

No. 498780

File: 1518193099730.jpg (391.9 KB, 1012x963, Screenshot_20180209-101605.jpg)

lol look who fuc*ed up their post

No. 498782

File: 1518193259568.jpg (672.45 KB, 978x978, Screenshot_20180209-101555.jpg)

also this…

think its the anniversary of her getting run over too

No. 498796

>>498782
Holy shit her face …

No. 498807

File: 1518194451222.jpg (82.72 KB, 434x426, h8er.jpg)

30 minutes and only one asskissing comment plus one person HATING on Aly´s grammar. Time for a #repost plus ig-story and moar tags

No. 498815

>>498782
It looks like she's in a fast food induced daze

No. 498819

File: 1518195157728.jpg (445.43 KB, 978x978, Screenshot_20180209-105058.jpg)

What has she done to this classic toast breakfast?

No. 498846

File: 1518197022037.jpg (15.89 KB, 272x72, Capture.JPG)

>with your mummy.

No. 498879

File: 1518199232395.png (517.08 KB, 1058x922, IMG_20180209_105858.png)

>>498782
Dat face

No. 498880

>>498780
What do you mean

No. 498883

>>498880
at the end of this post (big head pic post) she put the writing that was on her last post of some toast

No. 498885

>>498883
ah the rhyming(!)

No. 498895

>>498819
Has she even eaten any of this or just pulled it apart?

No. 498945

>>498895
Maybe ate it all after taking the pic, i mean plate and fork included, she's obviously lost control now, just look at that face

No. 498952

File: 1518204446014.jpg (29.81 KB, 281x316, Capture.JPG)

>>498945
Idk, she still looks hollowed to me.

No. 498965

>>498819
What the fuck is this. Why a fork?

Also it seems like she's posting videos daily now.

No. 498973

>>498965
I can't watch those stories videos. They make me feel nauseous.

No. 498983

>>498973
The hard-a truth-a, it's all I could manage lol I fucking hate her accent

No. 498986

>>498983
hahah omg i know

No. 498987

>>498983
and something about how she's struggling with ang-city.

No. 499004

File: 1518208474703.png (701.6 KB, 868x951, Screenshot_20180209-152334.png)

>>498782
She looks like she's on set to play the villain in the live action version of a Netflix disney knockoff

>>498883
>>498885
I'm dying at the poetry, honestly

Also: Aly sighting irl (!), pic related

No. 499010

File: 1518208800087.gif (5.35 MB, 600x1067, 27978349_151629715556083_52682…)


No. 499016

>>498983
there is something about how it sounds like shes struggling to talk. Like a raspy whisper. A part of me thinks its because shes probably screaming and smoking most of the time.

No. 499025

File: 1518209310515.gif (8.69 MB, 600x1067, 27526129_1768304709875949_8326…)

>DE HARD-A TRUT-A
>I had organised a evening and dinner out with some other people and I don't want to go right now, I hate this ANKSITY (!)

No. 499031

>>499025
p much her one problem she recycles so now you're afraid to eat? or what and god just go out with your mummy and shutup

No. 499045

File: 1518209942213.gif (11.86 MB, 600x1067, 27531537_410645542720038_70156…)

>BUT, BUT, BUT-A people are important, I am important, we all do deserve-a living a happy moment, anyway so I guess I will go and I will keep up the motivation [serial killer smile] GREETINGS (!)

Yes she actually signs off her video with the word "greetings" kek

No. 499046

>>499045
She can't let go of wanting to be relevant as a mental can she.

No. 499047

File: 1518210177191.gif (5.4 MB, 600x1067, 27978567_185264972205422_54855…)


No. 499062

>>499047
I really don't understand how her legs can look so slim when her face looks like a blob

No. 499071

>>499062
I had a friend who had a chubby looking face but everywhere else she was tiny. I think a lot with Aly is angles. Her legs just look weird there and in some of the recent pics her hips and thighs look pretty large compared to above.

No. 499074

>>499062
Her face looks pretty oval in bone structure, I think the reasons of Aly's moonface are both unfortunate angles (who would look good in those angles she always picks up?) and a crazy sodium intake (eating at McDonald's everyday is no good) that make her face appear bloated AF (!)

No. 499096

>>499045
Ffs Aly, no one cares about your fucking updates

No. 499131

>>499047
Aw going out for crisps and drinks with mummy are we

No. 499149

File: 1518217108337.jpg (176.45 KB, 1000x321, Screenshot_20180209-165351.jpg)

alys life must only be stressful because of how much she forces herself to post on instagram like she can't just go out to eat she has to take a picture, she has to post about it. She said before that shes not going to post as many food pics but thats literally all she can post because all she does it go out for food oh and make a boring post about how much her brother loves her even tho its obvious that she annoys him

No. 499191

>>498782
STOP TILTING YOUR HEAD UPWARDS DIDNT YOU LEARN ANGLES IN ANA SCHOOL REeeESseEseeeeeee

No. 499205

File: 1518221462151.png (4.15 MB, 750x1334, 38325C7B-8370-4CE3-9C6E-6CB692…)

Pa Casati up there looking like he’s over this shit.

No. 499207

>>499205
poor guy is probably like can we just enjoy our meal
i knew she was just out with fam too

No. 499211

File: 1518221894722.jpg (34.14 KB, 270x480, 27578871_1434675766658446_8625…)

>>499205
Hahahaha it really was just dinner with her parents, lmfao she's such a loser.

Anyway here come the begs for attention again, typical Aly

No. 499213

File: 1518222138145.gif (6.28 MB, 600x1067, 27297573_441206309630462_37476…)

Um you ask for reassurance literally every day Aly.

No. 499216

>>499211
whats she overanalyzing tho?

No. 499235

Did aly block duck btw? Haven't seen them tagged in awhile (was probably tagged today and I missed it)

No. 499241

File: 1518224237604.jpeg (334.84 KB, 1536x1536, 488C87D3-EA96-4894-8675-6956AF…)

Nightmare fuel

No. 499245

File: 1518224626139.jpeg (185.49 KB, 750x901, 7E6C691D-8DE2-4901-9B28-0D0BEF…)


No. 499267

>>499241
Veins or stretch marks? I really can't tell

No. 499275

>>499267
they look like veins in the colour pic cus they blue

No. 499293

File: 1518227811283.jpg (15.9 KB, 228x217, 27576145_339097189921377_13427…)

>>499267
look like veins to me

No. 499321

>>499213
I reassure you, Aly, you really are a lying sack of shit with bad hair and a horrible sense of style.

>>499293
Marble effect, how goofy fancy!

No. 499383

>>499205
look at how big of a deal she makes goin out wih family. if she was actually going out with friends she’d talk about it for 4 weeks prior

No. 499404

>>499205
look at how big of a deal she makes goin out wih family. if she was actually going out with friends she’d talk about it for 4 weeks prior

No. 499412

>>499191
Ana school hahahah seriously tho

No. 499579

File: 1518249085216.jpg (299.61 KB, 550x550, redroses.jpg)

>>499045
dearest gif-anons, you are true gems for documenting Aly´s journey to hell in moving pictures and with subtitles even #ickythankful

No. 499588

File: 1518250384739.jpg (57.86 KB, 428x450, IMG_20180210_011138.jpg)

>>499245
She looks bald here

No. 499622

File: 1518254608138.png (30.48 KB, 284x288, screenshot 2018-02-10 10.19.10…)

She must still be asleep, otherwise this comment would have been deleted.

No. 499631

>>499579
thanks anon, glad to be of service

No. 499651

File: 1518258083322.jpg (555.38 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180210-112110.jpg)


No. 499653

File: 1518258196024.jpg (85.79 KB, 720x260, 20180210_111901.jpg)

Aly commenting on a frail ana chans picture

No. 499658

>>499653
why do I find "YOU ARE MY BOMB" so funny

No. 499681

>>498045
>>498081
also just like Aly = being simply myself, Aly

No. 499685

File: 1518268503387.png (257.1 KB, 375x421, Bildschirmfoto 2018-02-10 um 1…)

From this angle her face doesn´t look as swollen as usual. But her eyebrows are worse than ever in this picture. I mean, how can they be a mile above her eyes?

No. 499687

>>499685
>>499588
lol at that tufty fried off little bit of hair right in the centre of her forehead. Maybe it's time to cut some heavy bangs Aly. Preferably long enough to cover those tragic granny brows too

No. 499693

File: 1518269842810.jpg (51.89 KB, 418x209, 20180210_143605.jpg)

This looks so uncomfortable

No. 499721

File: 1518273148681.jpg (196.39 KB, 1024x1024, 20180210_072912-COLLAGE.jpg)

So… Now she's whitening her teeth, we can move on to her fried hair lol

No. 499726

File: 1518274336196.jpg (69.12 KB, 736x981, original.jpg)

>>499721
I vote this

No. 499750

>>499726
im like blinded by her big head so i cant see how anything could work but maybe

No. 499766

>>499726
I mean, if we're trying to make her look worse, sure

Aly does not have the face for a fashion dyke cut

No. 499844

File: 1518287237536.png (8.21 MB, 1125x2001, B36C85D5-968E-46D4-88E5-333A1E…)

Get ready for the water works, gorls (!)

No. 499845

File: 1518287267066.png (2.81 MB, 1125x2001, 71B0F922-9D87-44F5-9A8F-0D62E2…)


No. 499846

File: 1518287286960.png (1.18 MB, 1125x2001, BE120833-2733-4E55-AE7C-F5ADFE…)


No. 499877

File: 1518288844115.jpg (307.67 KB, 1156x610, giveasspatspls.jpg)

Aly´s adventures
>roasting (wtf) peas
>look, I´m having LUNCH
>LOOK at it!!1
>tried to restrict but failed
>much brave #recoverywarrio

No. 499899

>>499877
has she really gotta pretend that one meal is difficult for those recovery points? like eating mcdonalds all day isnt hard but one meal is?

No. 499935

>>499721
LOL she’s actually using an app to whiten her teeth! bitch go ahead and do that but not after you’ve posted a million pics of yellow ass teeth, its so obvious omfg. white strips dont work that fast, it’s an app

No. 499963

>>499935
Yeah i know that, it's specially funny after her posts and stories sperging about "real" "unfiltered" etc pics

No. 499964

File: 1518293520827.png (99.15 KB, 1080x543, IMG_20180210_131137.png)

Dropped pic

No. 499972

>>499877
Roasted peas are the fucking bomb you americucks

No. 499977

File: 1518294044649.jpg (59.67 KB, 970x543, alywise.jpg)

>>499964
>>499721
Nicely spotted, anon. Nicely dishonest (!) Aly.

>>499588
>>499685
Pic related lol

No. 499982

>>499685
What the fuck how do you even get eyebrows this far up?

No. 499988

>>499972
arent they fried

No. 500002

>>499982
I…. I can't get over this, either

Even her eyebrows are trying to get away from her

No. 500027

>>499685
The round arch makes it worse. It's highlighting the height. I can't figure out how she can fix this. Other than the long process of growing them out, looking bushy for several months.

No. 500042

>>500034
Even that looks like shit. If I was her I’d get feather tattooing done and create a whole new eyebrow. But they’re so goddamn high the original brows might have to be shaved off.

No. 500046

File: 1518298042952.jpeg (561.45 KB, 2048x2048, 5907F529-3434-4ED6-A170-3BDD6A…)

>>499982
I dont understand how they’re so far up now. Look at the second pic, they seem lower… and she seems to be raising them in both pics. Also look how much the angle can make a different (third pic)

No. 500051

File: 1518298503604.jpeg (168.22 KB, 729x931, A23B23EE-A3F2-42F7-A874-523924…)

These brows incorporate her real ones, I think she is just wildly plucking from the bottom until they get thinner and thinner. Aly, if you’re reading, please go to a professional hun. We all need help sometimes.

No. 500056

>>500046
You can see in pics like >>499721 her eyebrows are still very low, she's just raising them like a psycho most of the time. You can't tell because her forehead is made of cottage cheese. Plucking is not her main brow problem IMO

No. 500060

File: 1518299098917.jpeg (192.49 KB, 732x916, 8F8BB78B-7FF9-4BF2-B90E-117513…)

I’m screaming

No. 500076

File: 1518300103216.jpeg (542.86 KB, 2048x2048, 4CD78D81-3C92-44FE-9D7C-12044F…)


No. 500086

File: 1518300217376.jpeg (101.03 KB, 768x432, Jabba-The-Hutt_b5a08a70.jpeg)

>>500060
soz aly

No. 500091

>>500076
Next thread pic

No. 500107

>>499982
By overplucking already arched eyebrows from below, I think

No. 500136

>>500060
lmao I love the aly edits

>>500046
I think she was p cute when she was younger, she looked like a real person now she just emits crazy. idk what she could do with her hair or brows to look sane again but I wish she would get a haircut for christs sake

No. 500219

>>499988
Yeah, she fries them in a pan. That's why they always look burned and dehydrated. She has zero cooking skills.

>>500051
Never seen her look so ugly.

No. 500224

>>500219
(I meant ugly in general, not with brow makeover by anon).

Has she got a widow's peak going on?

No. 500248

File: 1518311633326.jpeg (120.98 KB, 576x720, res_1518310527501-01-01.jpeg)

is her bedroom made of plywood?

No. 500265

>>500248
Geez that looks like a totally different person. And she's definitely got some tic with keeping her eyebrows raised… it's obvious in her video clips that she does it on purpose. It drives me crazy.

And yeah I've noticed how plain and shitty her apartment seems to be. The floors are all large white tiles and the ceiling looks like that tiled drop ceiling shit that office buildings use.

No. 500281

She didn't get her snowflake tat did she. She also didn't start her new job. Does she make these things up just for something to talk about?

>>500265
The place where they live is probably all they can afford because of her demanding to eat out every day.

No. 500282

>>500281
lol forced to live in poverty

yeah i think she does make things up just to talk about them, i remember her talking about a tattoo awhile ago too and she never got it and she obviously isn't doing any type of job at all because shes out everyday at like 2pm forcing ma to buy her lunch

No. 500383

File: 1518326589528.gif (Spoiler Image,6.04 MB, 600x1067, 27671810_1674791985947751_2224…)

The story she posted of herself "dancing" holding an egg is quite unnerving.

No. 500420

>>499977
Hahaha can just imagine her whispering “hope in your support”

No. 500426

File: 1518330961064.gif (491.06 KB, 480x250, lol.gif)

>>500060
Oh c'mon on now! She HAS to be trolling with this shit

No. 500454

>>500060
Her face looks so hollowed, I´m worried. She still has a lot of weight to gain back before she can even think of working, that´s obvious.
That´s probably why lately we haven´t heard about this amazing dream job she was about to start - she is finally putting herself first for once.

No. 500463

File: 1518336691492.gif (366.58 KB, 360x270, 24ct87.gif)

>>500383
it´s horrible.. just fry the fucking egg, bobblehead

No. 500520

File: 1518354981822.png (432.57 KB, 1080x1680, 20180211_141458.png)

The account she tagged doesn't seem to exist?

No. 500521

File: 1518355091280.png (2.43 MB, 1080x1326, 20180211_141525.png)


No. 500522

>>500520
I think she messed it up because 🍩 care about other accounts. It's @veryhungrycaterpillar I think

>when someone feels low what do you tell him? Do you wanna eat something?

Uh, no. Actually that's not (!) the first thing I'd ask them.
Eating =/= functional coping mechanism

No. 500523

File: 1518355910086.jpg (264.34 KB, 720x960, 20180211_143127.jpg)

>>500520
she fixed it

No. 500545

File: 1518361263911.gif (1.87 MB, 300x281, alysteeth.gif)

>>500521
Hi Aly, nice teeth lol

No. 500548

File: 1518361737447.jpg (22.38 KB, 564x375, aly.jpg)


No. 500554

File: 1518363066103.gif (726.73 KB, 500x264, grinning.gif)

>>500545
>>500548
anons you're killing me

No. 500594

Aly please do something with your hair, we're trying to help you, just get a trim to start with it'll make your hair look so much better and less fluffy…why not even ask the hairdresser what style they think would look good on you?

No. 500603

File: 1518368657324.png (10.11 KB, 262x76, Bildschirmfoto 2018-02-11 um 1…)

>>500594
Aly thinks her hair is healthy, so no need to do anything about it.

No. 500608

>>500603
lulz its like half a foot of split ends at this point

No. 500620

File: 1518370693311.jpg (15.78 KB, 393x118, restored eyes.JPG)

>>500603
>shining eyes

No. 500671

File: 1518375320476.jpg (466.15 KB, 978x978, Screenshot_20180211-125417.jpg)

get a job

No. 500683

File: 1518375871105.png (13.25 KB, 293x62, 2018-02-11_20.00.15.png)

>>500671
This is not just some random nutella muffin, it´s apparently her best friend and the main protagonist of her afternoon.

No. 500689

>>500683
god her whole life is food..can you imagine calling a muffin a protagonist lmao

No. 500691

File: 1518376160814.png (64.78 KB, 546x565, thisisnthealthylol.png)

>who would prefer a salad to his/her favorite cake slice when hungry ?!

Firstly why are those the only two options
Secondly I think most people would take the salad if they're hungry (!) no wonder Aly is so moody, she must feel like shit 24/7

No. 500695

File: 1518376497075.jpg (68.27 KB, 720x235, 20180211_200956.jpg)

>nutella = ED-prevention
I know it's supposed to be funny or sth but… ugh

No. 500707

>>500521
Look at those pearly whites.

Hey Aly, nice to see you taking advice from your haterz.

No. 500720

File: 1518379732564.jpg (354.59 KB, 896x949, food orb.jpg)

aly holds muffins the same way she holds air

No. 500876

File: 1518391920427.jpg (1.5 MB, 1080x1350, 26872643_181722395928238_47308…)


No. 500879

File: 1518391937479.jpg (53.38 KB, 360x640, 27579576_366548890482399_15159…)


No. 500893

>>500876
how can she say her hair looks better now (!) like just look at it (!!)

No. 500899

>>500545
omg top kek, you kill me.

No. 500905

File: 1518393748004.jpg (119.95 KB, 809x953, goodlord.JPG)

Is this the way you treat Mother Mary, Aly?

No. 500909

>>500876
I'd be an abusive parent too if my kid kept putting her feet all over my pillows to take partially clothed selfies on my bed. She took Mary off the wall but couldn't even be bothered to remove her from the shot smh Jesus wept

No. 500916

>>500905
Fucking lol. This girl never gets old. Also her broken off pieces of hair from her shit diet!

No. 500963

File: 1518398111418.jpeg (12.1 KB, 182x127, 93FEEF7C-3C88-4747-B960-56EC5B…)


No. 500974

>>500963
oh honey

No. 501025

>>500876

If her double chin gets any rounder, she’ll be able to attract frogs.

No. 501108

>>500905
fucking lol x2
Umm… Aly, you forgot to hide Mother Mary properly.

No. 501173

>>500905
Omg! I always kind of thought it was a joke that that room is her parents. But this proves it for me, because if it was her room she could just permanently take that pic down. But she's got to put it back before her dad gets home.

I think it's gross how she found a way to show us her body during the winter. I'm not looking forward to the summer with her. Do you think it will get more vulgar?

No. 501217

>>500909
*Mary wept

No. 501285

File: 1518423924168.png (51.82 KB, 214x165, buzz.png)

I saw this and thought of Aly

No. 501300

File: 1518425644577.png (1.23 MB, 639x752, Screenshot_1.png)

dropped pic 1

No. 501301

File: 1518425662280.png (414.58 KB, 629x379, Screenshot_2.png)

>>501300
dropped pic 2

No. 501303

>>501301
Since I use an external site for seeing her posts (she blocked me long ago) i can't see the other pic for the hair transformation, but I guess she's reading here with passion

No. 501330

File: 1518429630534.jpg (571.47 KB, 2896x2896, 20180212_025551.jpg)

>>501301
>>501303
She used these 2 pictures to compair her hair.

I don't think they are that different other than color and length. Its not even shiny now. And as people have pointed out, her hair is breaking off at the root. She really needs a haircut.

No. 501331

File: 1518429636777.jpg (1.47 MB, 1080x1346, 27581296_2059867754227236_5505…)

>>501303
It's this. She thinks her current hair looks better than this. I mean it was dry and damaged then but it still is now, just longer and a gaudy color.

Also you might prefer storysta.com/p/aly_sjourney but since her profile is public logging out of Instagram or using a private/incognito window should also work.

No. 501346

>>501330
Even if her hair was in good condition (it doesn't look like it is) - that color is horribly unflattering, makes her skin look pink as a piglet. And she will be stuck with this for years because henna doesn't fade.

No. 501354

>>501346
Her hair can't be in good condition because it's literally the same dead hair at the bottom as it was a when she was a spoop and had wispy fried hair.

No. 501360

File: 1518433836199.jpeg (118.85 KB, 650x773, 5ADBD7FC-F679-490B-92AB-646343…)

>>501330
Literally the whole bottom third is just split ends at this point.
It’s fried AF.
Goofy fried.
Icky fried.
However you want to say it, for the love of god cut your hair Aly.

No. 501373

File: 1518436049665.jpg (471.8 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180212-124044.jpg)

Aly experiences puberty at 22, thank you @nutella

No. 501378

>>501373
Can’t she remember she’s already been getting her tits out for weeks in her old bras so we already know what size they are without her squeezing them together with her arms?

No. 501437

File: 1518450538481.png (337.43 KB, 332x559, lol.png)

So many questions…

No. 501460

>>501437
which questions? it's just carnival…

No. 501461

>>501331
I didn't know that site, thank you very much!

No. 501469

I had a shower thought today.
During the spoop phase Aly had the tendency of taking pictures like this >>501331 tilting her head slightly down and often looking down.
Now she only takes pictures tilting her head up and often looking up >>496760
And I was wondering what caused this change? Perhaps she sees "head up-looking up" as a way to prove that now she's "fierce" or something like that?

No. 501490

File: 1518454673165.jpg (628.65 KB, 1074x1346, Screenshot_20180212-175306.jpg)

>>501469
Her face is getting more and more round, I guess she's avoiding showing us her doublechin

Seriously tho, the round face looks unnatural

No. 501494

>>501490
so heres alys full time job

No. 501495

>>501490
maybe she switched to bulemia

No. 501535

>>501490
As someone with a round face, when you tilt your head up it's much worse. She should keep her head on camera level or slightly down (see how she looks instantly better in >>497928 and >>497587 )
But I agree that her face looks bloated

No. 501557

>>501490
So she got a takeaway pizza, went outside, opened up the box and took pics with it like this has been ridiculous for so long now like yeah I get it eating is good, recovery is good too but is she really not going to do anything else with her life? you can't just get lunch with your mummy everyday now and till forever

No. 501574

I suspect a stroke somewhere along the road

No. 501576

>>501490
Why does her face look so giant and bloated? Is this something recent?

No. 501619

>>501331
>>501330
Yeah. It’s been like, a year or two since she was snoopy right? She has the same amount of hair as she did back then - hasn’t been long enough for new hair to grow out long when she started eating. As for dry, can your hair really go from dry -> shiny & healthy without growing out new hair? If so, pls gimmie tips lol. Her hair looks just as dry. And split ends arent from anorexia, theyre from her constant straightening

>>501373
what the fuck is she talking about? she developed an ed when she was AN ADULT. She has boobs before. and she’s literally just squeezing them together, see >>499241

No. 501646

File: 1518466242734.jpg (1001.48 KB, 1080x1327, Screenshot_20180212-210804.jpg)


No. 501647

File: 1518466286151.jpg (709.26 KB, 1080x1727, Screenshot_20180212-210835.jpg)

>>501646
Ugh forgot to sage, sorry

No. 501648

File: 1518466373682.jpg (1016.25 KB, 1080x1336, Screenshot_20180212-210743.jpg)

>>501647
It makes me wonder if she's really struggling with numbers

She also posted a tit pic like >>501373

No. 501660

These selfies are beyond ridiculous. I don't get it. Why? Day after day. I was grateful when summer was over because no more bikini pics and now this 22 year old is flouncing around on her parents bed taking stupid selfies of herself wearing a bra.

WHEN DO YOU START THIS AMAZING JOB, ALY?

#recoveryforboobs such feminist

No. 501661

>>501557
Tbh, I don't know anyone irl who eats as much shit as she does. She's really going to be huge in a years time.

No. 501664

>>501660
right? like is she ever going to get a job? or go to school or do anything? oh but don't ask her that or you're a jealous hater

No. 501667

File: 1518467798285.png (2.14 MB, 2053x595, takeaway pizza.png)

So despite her daily junk food diet, putting a pizza in a cardboard box makes it a challenge for Aly to eat. Does she struggle with motor control getting the box open or something?

PS Aly it's not takeaway if you eat it at the store, ya dumb bitch.

No. 501675

She hasn't mentioned Berto for a while. Didn't see him at that meal Aly arranged for family, I mean friends, or that 50th birthday thing.

No. 501679

File: 1518468190521.png (7 KB, 284x95, pizza looks good in your hand.…)

>>501667
Samefag, what is with these comments?

No. 501686

>>501679
Is that "looks good in your hands" some newish ana buzz phrase? Idk, I don't like pizza. They're either sexually stimulated by pizza or they want to see her eat more and more so she starts to waddle quicker.

No. 501692

Sage but…is she at a Dominos?

In Italy?

No. 501696

>>501692
Authentic, huh.

No. 501811

File: 1518475545366.gif (13.38 MB, 600x1067, 27821622_2025286751128323_2628…)

"with a friend" sure Aly

No. 501815

File: 1518475861425.png (850.56 KB, 935x600, brownie.png)

Also this is a different brownie.

No. 501856

>>501646
Am I the only one seeing a slight areola slip? I’m assuming this is Aly’s attempt at making it seem like she hasn’t more than she does by pulling her bra down, classy.

No. 501857

>>501856
Has more* soz

No. 501875

>>501811
all your friends are at work or university alyz well i guess your mum can be your friend

love how shes like i'm gonna stop posting so many food pics but that's all she can do cus she doesn't do anything else (!)

No. 501883

>>501811
The brownie's her friend.

No. 501899

File: 1518481501437.jpg (52.6 KB, 475x602, adcfa8db5ce47bb78605c154dfe848…)

>>501856
She's posted the slip a few times from the same shoot. You can tell from this pic that her cup size is wrong and so it's not going to be covering up properly.

She doesn't care about flashing though, remember the nip slip bikini pic? She's an exhibitionist, innit. She needs some support though what with the stretch marks/veins(?) going on and with them getting bigger and lack of support. They're going to be swinging around her knees if she doesn't get herself a new bra.

No. 502002

File: 1518561464632.jpg (171.13 KB, 978x488, Screenshot_20180213-163609.jpg)

shes a um collaborater? she also asked if getting more therapy was a good idea lmao

No. 502047

File: 1518563338632.jpg (84.19 KB, 690x304, Screenshot_20180213-124242.jpg)

Just break up with him Aly.

No. 502076

File: 1518564483350.gif (11.29 MB, 600x750, 27984025_2070198146591338_3775…)

She looks nicer here IMO but that lip colour makes her look 40.

No. 502078

File: 1518564745850.jpg (919.92 KB, 1080x1350, 27575216_1262369003906982_4582…)

Samefag but I think she's finally taking notice of our brow criticism, even with the teenage emo attention whore aesthetic here she looks better and more normal.

No. 502142

>>502078
She looks better for having her hair out of the say. She should tie it to the side like that until she gets it cut.

I'm not buying that she's working. Waiting on your opinion.

Things are definitely bad with Berto. If he sends her a card and some half dead flowers tomorrow she's going to forget all the BE YOUR OWN VALENTINE shit she wrote earlier. I hope he doesn't though.

I was going to post something but instagram's being a cock for me atm.

No. 502146

File: 1518568650544.jpg (18.47 KB, 593x178, y.JPG)

>>502142
out of the Way*

Look, it's only happening on Aly's page. I think she cursed me.

No. 502164

File: 1518569733005.jpeg (104.89 KB, 750x194, 13E7E8E9-1048-48A7-A8A7-D36F86…)

she’s never had therapy though lol

your ED therapist that you say once every 3 months doesnt count aly

No. 502174

File: 1518570082104.jpg (35.31 KB, 361x495, feminism.JPG)

>>502164
She always asks her lovely girls what they say about her getting therapy when she wants to provoke a response. She won't do it. She never takes advice from followers either, so… She needs to see a shrink to figure out wtf's wrong with her. Talking therapy's useless with her because she'll lie to them about everything.

I love Aly's vision of the future. A husband and sleeping children. Nothing says you're a winner more than that aww. (Shame she couldn't even look after someone else's kids for more than two hours without getting fired and she fights with Berto more than she's actually spending nice times with him.

No. 502209

>>502047
so they're going through a rough time but she got the date that shes moving in with him in may? and like…is this job rn not paying? is it because when you're not employed by a company they don't tend to pay you? like why lie so much she'd get more attention saying like ohh i can't find work its making me anxious etc

No. 502510

File: 1518598871051.png (292.53 KB, 319x708, Screenshot_2.png)

drop

No. 502584

>>502510
>commercial assistant

I'm not sure if she'll manage to do that. She had issues with working in a shoe store, this job is a bit more complex than that.

No. 502736

File: 1518629949534.jpg (134.38 KB, 985x389, Screenshot_20180214-113504.jpg)

She says this with pics of her making out with bert like sometimes I think she is trying to be nice but theres always a hint of "look how much better I am than you" Shes probs just out with ma anyway

No. 502828

>>502076
Looks better bc of the filter only–it fixed get teeth and evened out her skin and improved the balance of her complexion

No. 503075

File: 1518649613332.jpg (54.34 KB, 474x588, no ring aly.JPG)

She looks thrilled with her VD gift.

No. 503107

>>502002
last weeks joy? literally the last week she said the "amazing job" haven't call her. What a liar!

No. 503114

Guys, I'd notice that the pics with Bert she has her granny-grey jacket and bert has a black one and a grey hoodie, later Aly seems to have a light sweater that possibly wore under the jacket. BUUUT in the last bunch of pics (the one with the lindt chocolate) she has straight hair with the same sweater, and the third pic she has curly hair and Bert has one diferent and black hoodie. WTF in the table is the yucky sea food she claims to eat today.

No. 503116

>>503107


Her life is eating seafood, muffins and donuts. She's in a loveless relationship. Her only hobby is taking selfies. I'm not surprised she lives in a fantasy world.

No. 503120

>>503114
Yeah, probably not all taken today unless she managed to get him to pay for 2 meals and she thought she'd better make the effort and scrunch the birds nest.

No. 503123

Oh, and I had a thought. He's doing some post graduate degree isn't he. Idk how long it lasts, but what if it's only a year? He's go back to Rome in June.

No. 503127

File: 1518652377976.jpg (27.05 KB, 369x141, whatwheat.JPG)

She just confirmed she was talking out of her ass for the last 6 months about them totally moving in together immediately, and their totally real house with no wheat, and that roommate of his who had moved out earlier this year and thus her being able to move in like right this second.

No. 503138

>>503127
IF moving in to that grotty student hovel with Bert is real I'm wondering how much she manipulates her ~abusive~ family environment tale when she speaks to Berto so he feels blackmailed into her staying there full time.

It won't happen.

No. 503162

>>503127
>>503138
He officially asked her after he already asked her several times before ok..he probs said "so are you ever going to move in with me?" Come May she won't move in with him, she'll change the sorry a hundred times too just like this lie about her new job or is it jobs?? Aly is so irritating but I just think all these lies to get comments on instagram, it's so sad.

No. 503172

Someone else must've moved into Berto's place. It's a houseshare and I can't see him being able to afford to pay the rent for the guy who left. It's all wrong. She must be desperately sad and lonely but I don't feel bad for her. I feel bad for saying it, but there's something about the way Aly operates that I really don't like.

No. 503184

>>503172
bert and her mum are her only friends so yeah she must be pretty lonely. i think shes just so fake thats what i dont like about her there doesnt seem to be anything genuine about her

No. 503209

>>503114
yeah, and what about the last story? She's wearing a different jacket, it seems is the same than >>501490

No. 503530

>>503162
More likely:
Aly insisted on him for asking her to move - maybe even guilt tripping him with the family abuse thing, and Berto, at the end, for satisfying the spoiled child she is, asked her "officially".

>>503172
Most of the times, when two strangers share the house, the landlord doesn't make one pay for two rents if one leaves. So Berto would still be paying for his room. The thing that'll be weird is: will the two of them share a single room, or will Aly rent the room that is left empty?

>>503138
I don't get her, she said they have relationship problems, then they move together, then "a relationship isn't that important", then "I couldn't live without him".

No. 503565

>>503530

What I meant about the rent thing is, if landlords are greedy all over the world then Berto's landlord is going to want to move someone into a vacant room asap. He's already a couple of months down with no rent for the room coming in. I meant that I can't see Berto paying extra rent to keep the room open for Aly.

I was kinda thinking that the situation would be she'd have her own room (the vacant one). I had a weird landlady at one place who wouldn't have couples rent a double room. We had two couples who each had to rent a separate room (it was a massive house). If Aly DID share his room, then at some point the landlord would want someone else move in?

Oh, I get her about the relationship problems. I don't think she cares for anyone except Ma and a boyfriend's an accessory to her (even though she'd say otherwise). That shitty, oh ten years from now you're married with kids blah blah, kinda sums up her vision of success. Having a boyfriend's a big deal to her. I can't see them ever living together though.

No. 503779

File: 1518712970190.jpg (152.56 KB, 992x497, Screenshot_20180215-104017.jpg)

uhh whats next???
>my boss said i did such a great job that he gave me his job! i run the company now!
seriously tho how has she got a promotion when shes been there a week? omfg

No. 503798

>>503779
>travel with the boss


are they fucking?

No. 503811

File: 1518714152927.gif (1.16 MB, 480x270, trustory.gif)


No. 503885

What is her actual job? There's absolutely no evidence shes been at work this week, no mention of tiredness or bitching about colleagues/ hours/ late meals… im highly doubtful there is one let alone shes travelling the world with her boss.
Unless Hes a pimp? Id buy that

No. 503922

>>503885
right? like last week or the week before she said they hadn't contacted her and now shes some kind of collaborater with "them" and shes been "promoted" to full time yet shes been posting pics of herself out during the day getting lunch like the pic today, so when is she supposed to have been at work? i guess it would make sense if its some kind of work translating stuff (into her terrible english) maybe?

No. 503956

File: 1518721727131.jpg (59.42 KB, 640x960, 0516f56937d6b2618994905b8a3329…)

>>503779
>TRAVEL with the boss between London and Milan

Hey Aly I'm really looking forward to all your #travelgram and #londonporn when you go on your first very real totally-not-made-up business trip to the UK.

No. 503973

File: 1518722707993.gif (12.42 MB, 600x1067, 27813547_533063043737597_39462…)

>Hiii girls-a I'm sorry if I look so messed up today, I look like a pineapple. I just wanted to tell you something, finally back home, and yeah about the last update…

No. 503997

File: 1518723541450.gif (12.35 MB, 600x1067, 27668164_1537445179702217_4375…)

>I don't want to look-a vanish or whatever else-a and I don't want-a de updates to hide their real meaning, and the meaning is that we all can get a better future, we can achieve much, and yeah that's why I shot them.

btw I have no idea what's she's talking about specifically and it's really hard to understand what she's saying. Also she actually pronounces it "vanish", I always imagined she pronounced it "vain-ish" because that's what she thinks it means. She also pronounces "achieve" like "akeev" or something.

No. 504002

File: 1518723778843.gif (7.2 MB, 600x1067, 27675550_1598119840309343_8413…)

>So yeah thank you so much to everybody who could understand that [lol] I wish you all the best, really thank you, I am so grateful.

No. 504003

File: 1518723906988.jpg (41.06 KB, 359x640, 27891613_1684651938295892_2092…)

also lmao

No. 504008

File: 1518724073924.jpg (408.43 KB, 705x979, Screenshot_20180215-124708.jpg)

Uumm…

No. 504018

>>504008
Umm… aside from the obvious craziness, is her thong on backwards? Bows don't go on the back??

No. 504020

I wonder if this >>503997 was made ahead of time to explain >>504008 this

No. 504029

>>504018
thats just stupid nitpicking anon. i know its easy to hate on aly but for ffs

No. 504030

>>504008
She's gotta include a disgusting spoop pic to get em in too

No. 504033

File: 1518724752825.png (42.04 KB, 528x508, ffs.png)

>>504008
oh ffs aly.

Here's the caption that goes with it ftr.

No. 504039

>>504033
no worries about colleagues or work seeing it as they dont exist

No. 504175

>>504008
Lol that's a sad butt

No. 504186

>>504175
ikr? she has more fat on her face than her butt.

No. 504212

>>504018
some do

>>504033
omfg guess what aly? if you dont like your butt you CAN change it, not saying this “butt is a butt” shit while OBVIOUSLY not liking your body. I get that all bodies should be accepted but Aly clearly hasnt accepted her, shes gotta stop pretending like she has. Either work on true acceptance or exercise. Exercising makes everyone feel better when it’s not overly excessive. Aly’s never had an issue with exercise during her ED so she’d be fine

You’re able to walk to mcdonalds everyday so just do some squats ffs

No. 504213

I was looking at her social blade and it was at just under 47.4 then dropped to 47,367. I guess lot of people disliked that no ass post

No. 504214

File: 1518733630791.png (298.47 KB, 800x800, B187.png)

>>504175
>>504186

Considering how padded out she is everywhere else, that really is a scrawny ass. Surprisingly her ~booty~ isn't the first thing I found wtf about that post, it's her leathery soles. I hope she gets a good pedicure done while she's jetting around the cities of Europe.

Or just get some of this, Aly. It isn't expensive and I'm sure Berto would appreciate it.

No. 504218

>>504212

>Aly’s never had an issue with exercise during her ED


She has an issue with it now because, like going to see a nutritionist, she sees healthy behaviours like exercise and good diet as disordered. Yeah, she's TOTALLY recovered!

No. 504220

File: 1518733938778.jpg (25.43 KB, 278x325, atlantis.JPG)

>>504213
Or her soles.

No. 504427

File: 1518744378178.jpg (49.13 KB, 1114x527, hm.JPG)

she's keeping her privates private

No. 504428

>>504427
lol she thinks farmers don't follow her?

No. 504433

>>504428
She's going to be very tired at her career tommorrow if she was monitoring her account at 1.30 am

No. 504442

>>504433
nah she only needs to get up by 11 to go get lunch

why did she go private tho? her likes are gonna go waaay down

No. 504504

>>504442
She might've been getting dick pics.

No. 504559

>>504427
Just noticed she changed her bio.

>>504427
Damn, I want to know why she did this! LOL

No. 504728

>>504008
I reported the pic but IG were very quick (3 minutes) to report it doesnt go against community guidelines

Wondering if they get so many reports for her account they instantly send this back regardless

No. 504736

>>501301
>I already lost 10 assholes
Top kek

No. 504790

File: 1518778725968.jpg (83.29 KB, 720x1136, Screenshot_2018-02-16_215452.j…)

She's back, seems like nothing changed except her follower count went up.

No. 504793

>>504033

>quit school, stopped seeing all of her friends, made eating junk food the center of her life, can't do anything meaningful for fear that it will spoil her "recovery, became so unhinged that she's unable to see her own weird behaviour because of anorexia


>"the worst thing i lost during anorexia was my butt my lovely girls!"


i don't know man, when she had anorexia at least she was only a liar.

No. 504975

File: 1518801502003.png (503.61 KB, 1080x1980, 20180216_181555.png)

>I live a really active life
>don't compare to me, nobody can choose metabolism

She's in for a surprise if she keeps eating like this

No. 505001

File: 1518802308823.jpg (9.67 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg)

>>504975
It's typical Aly that any ~hater~ comments about her butt were deleted and not mentioned, but one comment from a person who said how thin Aly still is whereas she was fat after recovery is made the "topic" of the day.

Yeah, skinny ass but fuck me the size of her face, and she don't look so think wearing the chin highs. I fucking hate her I really do. I want to stick her bloated face into her #pastaporn and keep it there until there are no more gasps for air.


Grr lol.

Also, my mum's getting on a bit and her metabolism's gone crazy as she's gotten older. She can eat and eat and she stays slim whereas when I was growing up that definitely wasn't the case, so wrong about the "granny ~laughter emoji~ theory.

No. 505162

Also, stop comparison, but She Is more allowed to eat than someone else.

And no, Aly you don't enjoy real food. You enjoy processed garbage. Which is okay sometimes, but goddammit go try something really good, like Ossobuco or that Cassouela thing

No. 505226

File: 1518810621951.jpg (16.41 KB, 480x360, chicken nugget production line…)

>>505162

I thought of Aly immediately when they were discussing on the radio the news that eating chicken nuggets and processed foods a lot can cause cancer. Her taste buds must be shot if she thinks the slop she eats is tasty.

The only deep fried stuff I used to eat was this BEE A UTIFUL Indian veggie stuff at a local Hindu cafe. I couldn't have eaten it every day though because it did lay heavy on your stomach. How she eats greasy crap every day, and the sugar, I don't know.

Like everything else about her, her taste in food is bland. A ~foodblogger~ but I've never seen her eat at, say, a Turkish place or wherever. You know, world cuisine.

Metabolism bullshit. She doesn't eat all she says she does. We saw that pile of crust where she'd cut the egg out of that thing the other day. It's the salt and grease from the McDonalds that's making her bloat. The ass pic was from an angle where she was pushing her scrawny backside out. Maybe she'd just got rid of water weight with laxatives because she must have problems taking a dump with such a bad diet.

>we all can choose FREEDOM, FOOD and the life we dream for


A life in a wheelchair because of a stroke in your late 20s is hardly freedom, Aly. Don't say we didn't tell you.

No. 505267

File: 1518811651009.jpeg (17.54 KB, 231x169, 20E43C2A-266B-4A59-B060-615668…)

She only used the whitening teeth feature on her beauty app for the front four teeth im screaming

>>504975
what fucking active life? does she seriously think walking to mcdonalds = an active life?

No. 505325

I noticed she corrected her hashtags since we talked about them some time ago. What a coincidence

No. 505386

File: 1518816506598.jpeg (660.28 KB, 750x1101, F1051C10-070D-41D4-9AF2-E96BD3…)

Imagine having such a cute little girl and then she develops into this attention seeking, psychotic, lying bitch she is today

No. 505392

File: 1518816761873.jpg (37.56 KB, 475x522, Capture.JPG)

In this one she looks like she's fucking possessed by Pazuzu. Idk, I can imagine she was an okay kid until her bro came along and then she went all out for attention.

No. 505483

File: 1518821419419.gif (4.56 MB, 275x207, 1518699368295.gif)

>>505392
>she looks like she's fucking possessed by Pazuzu

No. 505488

File: 1518821591255.jpg (106.82 KB, 475x522, 1518816761873.jpg)

>>505392
A few details and wala

No. 505502

>>505488
pure nightmare fuel

No. 505588

>>505325
Her hashtags were never wrong tbh, it was the other website that screwed them up.

No. 505656

File: 1518830217454.jpg (176 KB, 1147x309, donut.jpg)

My jimmies get a good rustling every time she reposts food. She's so obsessed with her aly-food-aly-food pattern on Insta she has to repost an eight month old donut.

>>504793
Scrolling back through her Instagram I'm amazed at how much more sane and normal (even pretty) she was as a spoopy skeleton. She had way more pictures with her friends and family and they all looked way happier back then compared to the few pictures they appear in now. No wonder she's so obsessed with her ED and can't move on. She doesn't have anything to move on to anymore.

No. 505674

File: 1518831192340.gif (9.25 MB, 600x1067, 27816559_2017108418547633_3564…)

Samefag but what's weird as well is that she actually did eat one of these donuts today. Why not take a new picture? She clearly had time to stand in the street (?) and wave it in front of her phone.

No. 505675

>>505674
for someone who aggressively yelled about never using filters, she sure is dialing it up high now that she's realized she can fix her makeup and teeth without actually having to figure out how makeup and teeth whiteners work.

No. 505711

>>505488
Haha, holy shit! I had to erm fly to Prague with my boss for an important deal n shit after I posted and I come back to this perfection. I knew it! She can't cut her hair because of the 666 on her scalp!

No. 505831

File: 1518844414727.jpeg (122.01 KB, 598x534, DF3D455F-FE7F-4EDC-8E4A-FA896A…)

>>504975
Maybe she’s bulking to prepare for when she goes to work full-time. Remember how hollowed she became? And that was just in a shop, how will she ever find time to eat while busy flying back and forth between Milan and London all the time (!)

No. 505947

>>504975

she's got such a hate boner for kale. hey aly, kale's real food. it's full of nutrients, minerals, vitamins and fibre. it's good for your gut, and in turn your brain.

but keep smashing those nuggs, foodblogger.

is there an Italian version of redneck? who else is so damn delusional that they think grinning maniacally with a fist full of the mass-produced processed frozen microwaved slop from fucking mcdonalds is food blogging??

No. 506007

File: 1518866611998.gif (5.52 MB, 600x1067, 27813258_1702642846448852_4983…)


No. 506089

File: 1518881503778.jpg (34.99 KB, 311x311, tinyviolin.jpg)


No. 506231

File: 1518890523677.png (859.27 KB, 1482x488, dltd.png)

It's funny how she admits it was too much only when IG decides to delete her post, as if she wouldn't make up a credible excuse even if she tried. Maybe she's scared to badmouth Instagram because of the consequences? aka closing her account…idk I can't understand how her mind works.

No. 506271

>>506231
Its hilarious her thong photo got deleted. I reported it because i do not want to see her saggy maccy D butt while eating my cereal. Poor berto has that shoved in his fave every time she wants to count orgasms. Vom

No. 506360

File: 1518897148745.jpg (95.57 KB, 590x447, Screenshot_20180217-124755.jpg)

Did it get deleted more for the skeleton picture she posted with it? Or for the thong? I mean, lots of people post their thong on Instagram.

No. 506362

File: 1518897236843.png (590.25 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180217-125154.png)


No. 506363

NOTICE

Thread has reached 1100 posts. The thread will be locked and you will be unable to post in it shortly after it exceeds 1200 posts. Please begin preparing a new thread and post a link to it when it's created.

No. 506370

>>478765
>>500060
>>500076

How about one of these for the new thread?

No. 506406

>>506271
I reported it for the skinny pic but really because I hated the first one. It's nuts how her followers are saying OMG IGNORE THE HATERS WHO REPORTED when DUH ana shots like that are against ToS. I'm not even sure she didn't delete it herself for whatever reason, but I wish insta were quick to delete other crap like that (ie that Bella's skelechecks).

No. 506429

File: 1518901231877.jpg (78.84 KB, 803x518, this didn't happen.JPG)

Sure, Jan.

No. 506452

File: 1518903062529.jpg (43.4 KB, 360x640, 27878878_167550590691782_13630…)

she originally shared this story with just the first two bits of text, then deleted it and shared it again with the bit about not using direct

it's a boomerang but it's just her "crying" bka twitching her eyebrows

No. 506511

>>506370

Any of these are great. Love the cow one beat.

No. 506519

File: 1518905480812.png (245.19 KB, 384x251, pazuzu is real.png)

>>506511

I agree. The toe one is funny but the work put into Aly vs. lolcow should be acknowledged (and the wheat reference).

I found more evidence that Pazuzu entered Aly as a child and there he still dwelleth.

No. 506527

File: 1518905993071.png (699.55 KB, 1107x390, self arm.png)


No. 506557

>>506231
ALY I WILL PERSONALLY PAY FOR A CUT AND COLOR

PLEASE

No. 506564

I´d love the Alywise one for the next thread >>499977
or the Aly vs. cow one

No. 506565

>>506557
If there's one and only one good thing I can say about Aly that's the fact she's never taken dollar or gifts from followers. Many felt this way about her plastic Starbucks cup but she wouldn't allow anyone to send her a real one. The hair stays how it is…probably forever splitting its ends to the shafts and being badly henna-ed to death.

No. 506623

>>506370
>>506564
anything but the toe, please. I mean it's funny but I really don't want to see that toe every time I come to the thread.

No. 506707

New thread, hope I did this right

>>506705



Delete Post [ ]
[Return] [Catalog]
[ Rules ] [ ot / g / m ] [ pt / snow / w ] [ meta ] [ Server Status ]