This was a post that I honestly couldn't stand because it went from finally acknowledging that she gives off the impression of a holier than thou, tradqueen piece of shit in literally every preachy post that she makes to
>I-I'm not perfect either feel sorry for me guys
Further down she goes into criticizing other bloggers for the same shit that she does. Her site layout is by no means unique. Its a shitty, basic WordPress format that anybody could do. Also, muh fellating backroom deals? Bitch, you have a fucking coupon code on nearly every article of yours from herbs to salt lamps to friggin' COCONUT OIL. Who the fuck are you preaching towards?
>I’m extremely aware, appreciative and grateful every single day for the amazing community that has grown through Wellness Mama. It is so much bigger than me. It is a group. A sisterhood. A family of moms who quite literally have the power to change the world. I don’t take that lightly.
You're a bored mother of 6 kids who admits that her home is often in a state of disarray and that you don't make your own detergent and 3 square meals a day yet you feel threatened enough to delete comments or leave cunty replies with ellipses everywhere the moment you're questioned. You promote shit like sticking sea sponges up inside of ourselves as an alternative means to pads and tampons. You tout coconut oil and castille soap as this unstoppable duo that always gets your clothes clean yet when people have come to you saying that coconut oil causes the color to run from clothes, you get shitty about it.
>I don’t want to be a “celebrity” from blogging (as some bloggers seem to want). In fact, this would utterly terrify me and get me so far out of my comfort zone I wouldn’t know who I was anymore. My goal isn’t to make millions, it is to HELP millions.
That's why you went on CNN, Good Morning America, a bunch of other talk shows, do a podcast, and incessantly shove a pop-up into people's faces not once but twice shilling your book when they stumble onto your site, right?
Also that crock about people stealing your recipes. Bitch, people have been using lavender oil for their hair or home cleaning for ages. You didn't invent that. You didn't invent cleaning with borax, how to make egg drop soup, chia seed pudding, or homemade lip balms get the fuck out of here.
>Someone else could copy my writing, copy my posts, copy all my ideas, but it wouldn’t be the same because the passion isn’t there. Because the world doesn’t need another blog post about how to make lip balm or magnesium body butter (which I did invent, btw), but the world needs more passion.
STOP THE PRESSES EVERYBODY! I HAD NO IDEA THAT KATIE WELLS INVENTED LIP BALM! DAMN CARMEX, CHAPSTICK, BURTS BEES, AND ALL THOSE FUCKERS FOR STEALING YOUR IDEA AND PROFITING FROM IT!
>I’ve struggled with the fact that I’m very much imperfect.
Which is why you feel superior to others over your choice to make your own toilet cleaner, yeah.
>At the end of the day, I don’t give a damn about just having your email address on my list.
Again, those pop-ups begging me to be on your newsletter say otherwise.
>I feel inferior because I don’t look like Jennifer Aniston with the patience of June Cleaver and the culinary skills of Julia Childs. I feel imperfect because I don’t have 28 hours a day to get everything done that I want to accomplish.
Yeah, you need a fucking real job where you go outside, that's why. I'm not even against homemaking and I'm hoping to be a stay at home mom when my fiance and I start a family, but Katie shat out 6 kids and yet she wonders why she can't get anything accomplished around the house.