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No. 212106
Continual containment thread for Dakota Rose Ostrenga, AKA "Dakota Rose" of 2011/2012 Tumblr viral fame.
>got her initial modeling contract from Bravo models international from a Skype call modified with After Effects based on her viral Tumblr selfies of her photoshopped into an entirely different person
>spent the next 5 years ignoring everyone in her age group for 45+ year old businessmen, despite many people trying to throw her a professional bone after her career flop, her jewelry line flop, and her embarrassing herself on national TV
>When Sheina got booted from Japan, Dakota's easy ride also came to an end & ane never went back to her previous lifestyle of living well off, alone in a 3LDR, in Shibuya without working while spending ¥¥¥¥¥¥
>Recently admitted that she has spent the last 2 years in America, wether in Florida or California with Kaka, who knows
>Not much activity other than posting obvious pics/clips from the States, but with Japanese captions as Kaka starts slowly leading for attention on IG
>Other than trying a few JP IG based brand sponsorships for things Kooter clearly never interacra with, like a skateboard. Likely trying to keep any JP fan base she still has left
No. 212130
>>212125Here’s where she mentioned having spent the past year in the USA
>>>/w/196766And the link to the general thread
>>>/w/111582 No. 212143
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>>212142Oh and here’s her platinum agency profile:
https://talent.platinumproduction.jp/dakotaroseKek notice how they use her old pics and then her lord Farquaad pic
No. 212151
>>212130Thank you!
>>212143I don't get why she has that toddler haircut (or uses photos that look like school headshots) even if you take the shoop angle out of it, long hair looks so much better on her.
No. 212171
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>>212151short hair wouldn't look bad on her if she actually attempted to add some volume to it instead of leaving it stick straight. Picrel, something like this.
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>>212171Agreed. Just look at the difference it makes.
No. 212174
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>>212173Also, those bangs gotta go.
No. 212176
>>212173 >>212174
What kind of magical hairstyle app is this?
No. 212254
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>>212143>>212171she is trying way too hard to look like haffu model/actress Tina Tamashiro. The hairstyle works on Tina since she actually has thick hair with volume.
>>212174>>212194even with her large forehead, she would look a hell of a lot more "high fashion" without the bangs. One of the few photos of her that I have ever really liked is the ad she did for some jewelry company that ran in Vogue Japan. Her features also look the best when she wears heavy eye makeup and not that cutesy kawaii barefaced shit she got into.
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>>212254Nonny, her bangs literally start back here. Trust me, without them she looks like she's balding. She just needs texture and volume, but I think this haircut is intended to make her look soft uwu baby
No. 212562
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>>212540This may be true for some, but in Dakota's case it's a serious case of 6head and extremely thin hair. She has to start the bangs back that far because that's the obly way they'd be thick enough to cover her.
No. 212725
>>212116>>212143How is she still in Platinum after living in Florida for the last 2 years and not working regularly for 3?
>>212110>>212116No, what happened was Kooter was living in a huge Shibuya apartment without working,shopping and going out every other day and having biweekly dinners at fancy restaurants with anonymous "friends" who always brought her expensive gifts. She lived like this between 2015 and Sheinagate, the ring popped up after her first 3 years in Japan being mostly a flop where she lived poorly in a shoebox making YT videos still and blogging. In 2015 she gave up basically all activities except fun and big deal jobs and lived like a princess for the next 3 years without having to fly home for a visa reset. Then, she suddenly flew home in July the same week Sheina was
arrested for the scam marriage, not when it broke on the news. Kooter was already on her way back by then, and when she got back her ring was gone and she never returned to her huge Shubuya apartment, never resumed her previous lifestyle and began struggling downward until the pandemic.
She definitely had a sugar visa situation that allowed her to escorts on the side. She was way too obvious about it back then, but the biggest tell is looking back at the timeline.
No. 212758
>>212563That's what the pic was trying to shoop herself into. Both of them are badly shooped here by Kota.
Kota never had a slim jaw in her life and was always heavyset in the stomach area with broad shoulders. Whenever beside her sister in candids from those days they were such a contrast in size and face.
>>212725>she suddenly flew home in July the same week Sheina was arrested for the scam marriage, not when it broke on the news. Interesting, so now that the escorting dried up, she no longer can go back to Japan? Why does she keep trying to seem like she's in Japan?
No. 212798
>>212758More like she had to give up on it. Kiki outed her in FL during the travel ban & then kooti spent the following year having Chieko and Lewin post pics of her as though she were in Japan still, though her hair never changed bc she had stockpiled them before leaving. She also had several friends helping her lie abt being in Japan like babi and a girl who posted old pics of koots at an old gallery show of hers during one when koots was in FL. Problem is the art gallery girl was in a completely different outfit in her pics w koots and nobody else was pictured with her at all.
She also got caught posing as a teen hafu named Nonna on a derihera (escorting) app, immediately after which she lost her rapper bites job but idr if that was before the pandemic hit or after, either way she was doing TV pretty consistently up until that profile was discovered and afterward she only managed to get the American Police show gig twice and it was something like a full year later. She probably wasn't able to stay in Japan due to not having a real visa once the pandemic hit & the travel ban prevented her from reentry bx residents only, then Kiki posted pics with her in FL to blow her Japan friend posts out of the water. She got the pajama modeling job but it apparently wasn't enough to get her back in Japan, now she's back to doing Japanese IG brand promos from parking lots and public spaces in FL.
No. 212801
>>212758>>212798 again
I forgot to be clear on what I was replying to in your post: >Why does she keep trying to seem like she's in Japan?
As for this:
>Interesting, so now that the escorting dried up, she no longer can go back to Japan? It is literally all she has. It's the only place she's ever worked, lived away from home, the only place she was ever truly spoiled and treated like a princess for just being edgy, cute and blonde and speaking Japanese. She now is 25+ and has no real world skills, a professional resume full of now-erased work and tidal waves of criticism, horrible and obvious shoops, almost a full decade of using fake teenage selfies from before she was signed just bc they were pretty enough to go viral, the only place she was able to get on TV regularly and simply enjoy being adored and complimented
for years. She's also painfully unstylish, very awkward socially with no real network remaining, she's strange looking due to years of PS and beauty procedures to try to keep her looking as young as possible, and she can't maintain a body weight that isn't anorexic or overweight. From a professional POV, being signed with Platinum means nothing anymore bc of everything else in her past and present. She had every opportunity and wasted them all thinking she couldn't fail and that it would last forever. She doesn't wanna have to start over at 26 in FL with nothing but a cringey backstory about how she faked her way into a modeling contract in Japan just to sit on her ass, become a prostitute and lose it all by acting better than everyone.
No. 212847
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>>212130Just to clarify, that's not what she said. She said「今年もアメリカですごす事が出来たぜ」 which means "This year I got to spend time in America again," implying that it was a trip. We all know she's been there for a while but Kooter would never actually admit to it.
>>212725>>Then, she suddenly flew home in July the same week Sheina was arrested for the scam marriage, not when it broke on the news.How would Dakota know about this? Looking back she left on July 1st and articles about Shiena came up on August 1st, meaning that she was arrested mid-July. Dakota might have dressed up like a cop on TV once but she does not have super secret connections to know when someone is going to be arrested. There are so many things that someone posted as speculation that get taken as fact in later threads.
I don't think the Shiena stuff had anything to do with her other than probably making her nervous, but she was pretty obviously broke before then too. I think she just lost her visa over COVID like Yukapon/Natalia Natchan or whatever name she's using now.
No. 212884
>>212847The literal translation is "I was able to spend this year in America again", you're trying to fudge the translation again to make her seem less pathetic after a full year of failing to Latergram being in Japan and failing all bc of Kiki.
>How would Dakota know about this?How didnany other part of her life in Japan before Sheinagate make sense? Is it supposed to be sheer coincidence that Sheinagate ended her 3+ year run of living like a spoiled princess while barley working and living like an escorting? Remember, when she flew back to America she had to stay there for 2 weeks. She was well connected with people in the media then, she could censor anything she wanted, so yeah it's not impossible to think she got tipped off about Sheinagate and bailed on a visa marriage to whoever was powerful enough to put Koots in her position of untouchable Brandon. It's not actually impossible that she had good connections then, and there's no way it's pure coincidence that her princess run in Japan ended at the exact same time.
>There are so many things that someone posted as speculation that get taken as fact in later threads.No, not really. There are so many things that don't make sense until later because Koots recycles pics and trends like an autist and makes it obvious. The past 2 threads alone are just anon going backnand comparing Koots to herself and spotting the differences while placing them on a timeliness and forming logical conclusions based on how the real world works outside of Kooter's weeaboo whore fantasy bubble.
No. 213658
>>212106Now I'm really curious.
>Skype call modified with After EffectsCan something like this be done through skype calls? I thought After Effects could only change your face on a video file, not "live" during a call. Can someone explain this to me?
No. 213715
>>213658You can select a "virtualcam" source from AE in the settings.
Dakota used After Effects heavily and not very consistently though. It looks like she'd rework her face from scratch with every video and every angle she shot, often to the point of looking like a retarded fetus.
No. 214283
>>213154No I fucking speak Japanese lol. She said「今年もアメリカですごす事が出来たぜ」
今年も = this year too/again this year
アメリカで = in America
過ごす事が出来たぜ = I was able to spend time (in Dakota’s usual kinda masculine phrasing)
過ごす／すごす (not sure why she wrote it in kana) specifically means to spend time (doing something), it’s just not used to describe living somewhere for a long time. The nuance is pretty clear. That said if you want to keep believing Kooter is actually being honest about something for once go right ahead. She’s definitely implying that she traveled there temporarily and now she’s totally back in Japan and going to the super Japanese botanical gardens that definitely aren’t in Florida
No. 215437
>>214502Yeah but this translation is correct, it’s not a “feeling” it’s what it accurately says. I said nuance because Japanese is a high-context language/culture but it 1000% cannot mean “I spent the year in America” or “I lived in America for a year.” If you want to believe things that straight up aren’t true feel free to translate it however you want I guess
>>215100I mean I’m sure she’s still checking this thread daily so she probably actually does appreciate us at this point lol
No. 218983
>>214283>過ごす事が出来たぜ = I was able to spend time (in Dakota’s usual kinda masculine phrasing)That isn't what she typed, though. She said she spent the last year in America, which is why she used the kanji for year at all and didn't use過 at all. You're changing the meaning bc most users don't speak Japanese, but Kooter's Japanese isn't good enough for this ~deeply nuanced~ excuse you want to use. She hasn't changed her location or bios in years except for her age, so it's not surprising that she still "claims" to live mainly in Japan, even though it's clear she hasn't been there for a long time and isn't doing anything in America but scrolling lolcow, which is stupid with how easy it is for foreign weebs to move to Japan and get work making videos now.
Even if she outright claimed she's been living in Japan since the pandemic broke, she really hasn't, which anyone can see because of her posting so many old pics for so long while trying to get her friends to post even older pics of her like she was still in Japan. If she were there, all she would be doing is posting selfies in cafes and salons, not selfies on an old couch in her stretched out 2012 clothes.
The question now is, what's next for her? I don't see her popping back up in Japan for any work that would keep her there longer than a week or two, or be much better than her American Police job.
No. 219660
>>218983I wish I trusted anything as much as you trust Google Translate lol
We're literally arguing the same thing, that she's in Florida but pretending to be in Japan. I'm just saying she never admitted it. Also all other evidence points to her continuing to pretend that she's in Japan so this is fucking dumb
>>213154I'm also belatedly realizing that I misinterpreted this anon who was actually agreeing with me, sorry
nonny No. 220304
>>219818すごす and 過ごす mean the exact same thing. There is no other kanji for すごす. Dakota either missed that it hadn’t converted to kanji or didn’t care. I may have done the opposite at some point and apologize if I did, but it does not change the meaning at all. You are just flat out 100% wrong here and I’m not sure what makes you think you’re an expert in a language you don’t know.
She literally said “I was able to spend time in America again this year.” If someone said that to you in English would you assume they had been living in America long-term? If so then sure go live your life I guess
No. 222206
>>221952Their parents fed them the idea that they can't fail in life and will be super famous celebrity models, even if they were caught acting like full white trash and retards on video and the internet for years.
Now they're like 30 years old and haven't gone anywhere in life beyond their parents' home in Florida but keep acting like they're super successful.
I'm most fascinated by how they're continuing to wear the same cheap clothes and tarnished accessories from over 10 years ago.