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Kelly Eden (n.) is an infamous narcissistic skin-walking trend-squatter who is a self-proclaimed mental health advocate. She severely shoops all of her frequently posted, same-faced modeling images despite multiple cosmetic surgery procedures. Cannot handle any criticism and blocks and deletes any "haters", refusing to apologize for any of her cow antics.
> The epitome of an airhead “has-been” e-cow who has never really been anything> Entire aesthetic/home decor lifted/skin-walked from previous roommate Tilly Dinmore (Tillywinkle/Amelia Nightmare/Demonpuff) and Audrey Kitching> Has (now smaller) breast implants, botched lip-injections/fillers, botox, and is poorly liposuctioned> Lays claim to several mental and physical illnesses including depression, anxiety, BDD, bipolar disorder, and Hashimoto’s; none of which are known to be legitimately diagnosed (often throws self-pity parties on Twitter, crying about said illnesses)> Is anti call-out culture, yet publicly calls out fans constantly> Has unsuccessfully attempted to join communities such as emo/scene, goth, Lolita, otaku, gamer/nerd, BDSM, and table-top gaming; was a LARP thot and is a fake gamer girl; is recently a conspiracy theorist and self-claimed communist> Has penchant for "collecting" accessory friends (with rainbow hair); dubbed former friend group the "Fellowship of the Rainbow"> Known to lurk, possibly post on threads> Doesn’t shower/claims consistent dirty feet are her “brand”/wears wigs to cover dirty unfixed hair> Claims to be “financially stable” despite constant whining about student loans/how poor she is for sympathy/money to spend on shopping trips, vacations, plastic surgery, etc.> Known to sell sponsored items she got for free at a large markup> Can’t be bothered to properly promote brands sponsoring her> Didn’t address lipo for months, let fans believe weight loss/new body was due to “hard work” at gym, until video about lipo experience was posted; now offers promo codes for lipo/other plastic surgery procedures, (I.e. laser tattoo removal)> Has a Society6 store where mugs/other merch with stolen art are sold; has been called out for it and refuses to acknowledge itRECENTLY:
> Tried to sell severely pitstained top for $110 on Depop amongst other stained clothes; got called out on TikTok and Reddit, claimed to feel humiliated and threatened suicide under fake account> Claimed to have gotten implants “removed”; in reality went down to 270 ccs from 380> Posted about fighting against anti-semitism whilst having made anti-semite posts not too far in the past> Listed painting made with her dead father’s stolen ashes for $3,500> Removed almost all videos from YouTube channel and got rid of pink hair; began dressing and acting more like Stefan’s preferences (ex. physical similarities to his ex girlfriend, typing like him, constantly posting about smoking weed, etcetera)> Suddenly made her new personality being a communist and began acting like a conspiracy theorist; fought people in comments who actually lived through communism> Deleted Tumblr account (which had posts of her defending Dahvie Vanity) before tweeting about famous victims of abuse; never apologized for defending Dahvie, instead made tweets against woman who called her out on it> Claimed Jesus was a communist, Anonymous is a CIA plant, and sympathized with an active shooter> Claimed self-proclaimed empaths are “emotionally expensive, one-sided friendships” despite declaring to be an empath multiple times in the past> Became very pro-Russia/North Korea/China and made tons of anti-capitalism tweets whilst pushing expensive art products on audience, whining about not being able to afford a $350 Barbie, pink bunny hats, $150 Yugioh shoes, wanting a mylar balloon for being sick, etcetera> Painted countertops pink, made lopsided heart wall from wood, painted outside of garage studio pink, and became “drapery apprentice”; covered entire apartment in drapes despite having lit wax candles on walls> Sold entire Sephiroth collection> Claimed she cut off friend group in tweets while crying about being left by friends in other tweets> Suddenly claims to care for the homeless despite taking picture in front of sleeping homeless dude with thumps up in the past> Sister Madi came out fully against Kelly in multiple tweets (some now deleted), claimed Kelly lies about her age amongst other things> Suddenly became anti-plastic surgery and anti-tattoo despite having tons of plastic surgery and being covered in tattoosBEFORE:
> Set Twitch money goal to help pay her rent; then one to get her dog groomed for $240; then one for a new laptop> Continued to vague-post and complain about FotR’s “betrayal”> Anons discovered that she did, in fact, date pedophile/rapist Dahvie Vanity> Tweeted against Dolls Kill, despite working with/receiving free PR boxes from them numerous times in the past, then Dolls Kill ads came up that were recently filmed in her apartment> Casually made up a rape story in a tweet> Keeps selling nasty, dirty, chewed up items on Depop page; selling overpriced items she keeps wearing in pictures and claiming they’re “never worn”> Anon came in claiming that Kelly’s former roommate Dre told them Kelly used to eat all of Dre’s food (take with grain of salt)> Claimed she was cottagecore before it was a “thing”, now attempting cottagecore themes poorly then complaining about the cottagecore community “rejecting” her> Gained liposuction weight back> Constant complaining about “big tiddies”, said she plans to get smaller implants> Skinwalked Azusa Barbie for a bit with newly dyed magenta straight hair and blunt bangs> Poorly spray painted TV, remotes, etc. and advised other “mentally ill” people to do the same> Looking to buy a home with Stefan while complaining about home market; claimed to have “baby fever”> Claimed botched lipo was because of scar tissue, blamed WAVE plastic surgery center; few months later is at WAVE again> Called out former fan for bringing up her alcoholic father, said “Karen mad because I moved on and won’t talk about old relationships from two years ago” (referring to FotR); continues to constantly bitch and moan about FotR without directly mentioning them> Made ridiculous Patreon goal of $500 to revive a dead character from her doll skits> Suddenly selling most pastel clothing, removed pink dye from hair, dressing more matronly; seemingly influenced by her bland boyfriend> Begging for expensive barbie items for doll skits produced with poorly spray-painted cardboard items> Review for renting out her apartment claimed it was dirty, her bf talked crazy to them, and they tried to charge more than was originally asked> Claimed one of her former friends is running a “smear campaign” against her> Went to Rome with boyfriend and his family; made it all about herself again> Got interviewed for Auxiliary Magazine, said that sanding “isn’t needed” for DIY furniture and claimed she wasn’t told they’d be putting a picture of her in the magazine (where she looks haggard with greasy, messy hair in a hoodie with no makeup)> Continues to bitch about student loans and her bf not being able to afford hospital care despite getting brows tatted, scheduling breast implant reduction, taking a trip to Rome during a pandemic and often removing her mask all while not workingPAST:
> Check previous threads (too long to include)RELEVANT LINKS:
https://twitter.com/kellyedenhttps://www.instagram.com/kellyedenhttps://www.youtube.com/user/KellyEdenOfficialhttps://www.twitch.tv/kellyedenofficialhttps://www.patreon.com/KellyEdenhttp://kellyeden.bigcartel.comhttps://society6.com/kellyedenhttps://www.depop.com/kellyeden No. 301143
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No. 301144
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slimy using her dog for posts like this tbh
No. 301151
>>301144>rent is theftKelly, YOU collected rent from renting a room in your pig sty. You are thieving criminal.
>>301143What else does she have control over now? Doesn't seem like there is anything happening in her life at all.
No. 301164
Thank for the new thread anon!
>>301143She's reading from the Pixielocks hymnbook by suddenly claiming an "
abusive" childhood despite, by all accounts it being perfectly normal. Her dad was an alcoholic but she never said he was
abusive and speaks very fondly, iirc she shit on her mom a bit but then was singing her praises when there was a family gathering for a funeral many years ago. Madi she was close to until some recent event, post Skeletor, probably to do with her being a fake communist.
As for that Twitter bio, she has guaranteed nobody will use her for money laundering (NFT art being the same premise) great job Kelly
In a recent Story she showed that huge, very old painting of the girl with two ice lollies, leaning against the wall of her studio, i.e. she still has it. Her art is good but she has a hard time shifting it, her new paintings are good too (and more reasonably sized) but the way she runs her online profiles is pretty unprofessional.
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Do you think Skeletor hates the tattoos and wants them removed?
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Sorry forgot to sage the post above this
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No. 304324
>>304320Her channel name now shows 250 videos, though we can only see the "select few" so it looks like she has actually unprivated them (all? idk how many there were) now for members. I'm sure she posted some BS in Stories awhile back about how she's moved on from Youtube, but I guess she hadn't considered monetizing it at that point.
I'm one of the anons with some videos saved but I can't figure out where to host them, maybe I'll just zip them into one folder for download since the video streaming/sharing sites want payment.
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I wonder if Kelly regrets that trip
No. 304453
>>304399Thanks for the suggestion, I'm putting the ones I have on rumble shortly here:
http://rumble.com/user/KeIIyEden(it's actually keiiyeden with uppercase K, ii, and E, the proper username is taken)
Also looks like Kelly has responded in the comments about the Join button not being visible, so that may work soon for anons who want to take one for the team. You may be able to download the member-only videos if they show as unlisted, youtube downloaders still work for unlisted videos.
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jfc kelly, just say that you need the ad money and move on. the commie grift is so boring.
No. 304640
>>304583Ironically or tellingly one of the last things a Chinese vlogger I follow posted before she got shut up by the ccp (still alive and well but no longer posting on Twitter) is some commentary about how the US is good at creativity and innovation, and China is good at production, and the US should embrace creativity - in response to the video of that girl who did a cute little dance at her graduation and got punished by the salty old cow who handed her her piece of paper.
CApitAlism does actually encourage creativity because the more shit you can create and make, the more shit they can sell. And being unique and standing out is something people will pay a lot to achieve (beauty, fashion industry)
But AllOneMind communism clearly doesn't encourage anyone who acts outside of the box.
And she is speaking over the literal 100s of people who responded when she first started shilling commie shit, who have actual lived experience of communism and can confirm it is shit.
Anyway youtube update in another story, she can't monetize because she hasn't uploaded for so long she lost monetization so basically she needs to be active on there again before the membership will work.
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Noooope
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Not sure what any of that has to do with your hot take Kelly
No. 306136
>>306045Kelly's right (for once), she means this take is dumb and from opposite land, same as when delusional white men believe they are actually the oppressed ones vs women,
POC etc. Tattoos are no way the most common thing, the vast majority of people have none of one.
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i guess she didn’t get the attention and ass-kissing she wanted bcoz the next tweet shown is her saying she’s “joking”. then why even tweet it???(this isn't milk, sage your shit)
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i’m so shocked and offended that kelly didn’t use Labor Day to preach her faux-commie bullshit and instead promoted her webstore
No. 311849
>>310703There isn't too much going on in the fellowship anymore unfortunately. I think Stephanie is the only person still doing anything?
She was most recently seen tweeting Trisha Paytas, trying to offer herself as a guest on her podcast as someone who transitioned from YT to OF. I would watch that… if she grilled her on the fellowship. I know they all went to Trisha's birthday party one year.
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>>312070nta but she posted a few things about it on stories, fellowship thread is full so I'll post here.
What it sounds to me is they were planning it for a while, since if it was a surprise proposal how come they were considering being on this show prior. They also had the rings ready which probably took a few months to order and produce, and had the ship location booked for halloween. I assume there's a lot of demand for a place like that so you probably need to book in advance. But she says he proposed only a few days before on a bench? idk.
Kelly isn't engaged to her moid yet so I wonder what she thinks. Kota married, Stef married (but at what cost) the disneylandprincess Katie girl is also engaged.
Stories follow:
No. 312161
>>310703To be honest, I think this thread and the fellowship thread are very slow compared to what they used to be. It seems like it might be best to re-consolidate the two at this point. Might make things a bit more lively. Thoughts?
I think it's so crazy to see where they all were then vs now. It's sad really,
Kelly was a MUA/Tattoo model and now she's some random PNW guy's radical leftist shadow/mouth piece.
Andrea was and up and coming MUA/influencer and now she's perpetually unemployed and in an on again/off again beardship with an eterneral teenager.
Stephanie I think had the post promise, she was a really charismatic youtuber with a lot of ambition and a good network and now she's a soiled human shaped couch cushion scraping pennies out of neck-beards pockets to, I can only assume fund some sort of drug habit, because why else would you do that?
I honestly don't even remember who else was in the fellowship anymore besides them.
I think they all could have milked their 10 minutes much longer had they stuck together. I would be fascinated to find out the truth of what happened.
No. 312187
>>312177Not really, both threads often go a week+ with no posts. Most of them aren't cam girls and the one who is never has been in the cam girl thread so I'm not sure why they would be now?
While their drama may no longer be related, one would assume that the people following Stephanie, Dre, etc's drama are still the same audience as the one following the Kelly drama as none of her calves really ended up with their own (non-overlapping) following except for Kota who had a pre-existing audience.
No. 312202
>>312161I don't think Stephanie should be in here since she went so far into thotdom she should go to the camgirls thread like other anon said. Dre still fits here since she was so prominent on Kelly's channel and hasn't changed or gone off the deep end in any way, Kota, Katie, Doedeere would be ok for here but imo if a cow has changed considerably to fit into another thread like Stephanie or Claire they should go elsewhere.
I do agree that the fellowship could have lasted longer, iirc the running theory is Envy sabotaged everything by being a backstabber, since she was known for this behaviour in the past.
Kelly at least is making nice art now even if her boring scrote dimished her sparkle somewhat.
No. 312324
>>312225They pay the American cast member (since the other is not allowed to work in the US yet).
What they do the most though is get people followings and then they use that to either appear on other shows or they just do sponsorships on instagram/tiktok (which pays well).
I don't think they would be a good fit for the show but if for some reason the show wanted them it would be a good opportunity considering they both get their gigs from low-level influencing.
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This makes me so sad :( It looks like all of her personality has been sucked out of her appearance
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what is she on about? all of the comments are suggesting that she’s allergic to the shit she put in her hair (likely), but she’s saying that it’s just LA’s water kek
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Not milk but she has been posting in decor groups on Facebook.
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kelly’s started showing her face on her feed again, but can’t seem to find a hairbrush. for someone trying to sell painting courses, she really dgaf about professionalism…
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kelly did an IG q&a last night. apparently, she “took a sabbatical” from YouTube because she felt like she was playing a “euphoric character” online and couldn’t separate her personality from her online self. valid, but also… she scared away all of her friends with her dramatic bullshit and narcissistic personality, so…
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kelly has reuploaded a number of old (non-Fellowship) vids on her channel. not posting a link, but my personal favorite is her vlog where she destroyed a bedroom in her family home while visiting after her teenage cousin’s suicide.(sage old milk)
No. 323911
>>323907In order to discover a pattern you need to talk over time so I’m sure being her FRIEND they talked more than one time
nonnie. Let’s use our critical thinking skills. Clearly she’s done a lot of reflection over a five year span. I believe her when she says 2019 was the worst year of her life. We don’t know the circumstances but losing every person close to you in one fell swoop would devastate anyone, whether you’re at fault or not. Not wking but at least have justification behind the hate lol she came across pretty genuine.
No. 323917
>>323886I liked it. She seemed very normal and relatable in a way that made me like her in the first place. However, I am not the slightest bit interested in the painting so while I understand that will be part of the package, I hope it is not he focus and I can just skip those videos.
I do hope she explains eventually what went down with the fellowship though because I'm sure the speculation is worse than what actually happened (at least I hope that it is).
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kelly has a paintbrush collaboration coming out at some point. it’s an interesting color scheme… very out-of-character for her
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Considering what was said in past threads about Envy not being a good person, and this not even being the first friend group she's broken up, her living 5 minutes from Dre in three different locations certainly takes an ominous edge like what are the chances? Is she stalking her wtf
(posted on Dre's stories)(sage your shit)
No. 324347
>>324322It's a pretty easy collab to make for the brand since they just need to print the inserts, there's no real investment on their part.
She makes most of her money renting out her apartment and doing small commissions I think.
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kelly’s listing for her pay-per-view painting “workshop” includes the cost of emotional support
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Looks like a Marilyn Manson got smacked with a frying pan
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>>325068The dude really looks that deformed in rl
No. 326473
>>326446I've been looking at her painting thinking she fucked up the whole time but she actually nailed it
>>324671If I'm reading this right it is not a live course, it's a video download, so $70 seems a bit steep
No. 326709
>>326628Is it even worth it to continue to invest in improving? In the year of our lord 2024 with AI in the equation why even continue doubling down on a painting degree when you graduated almost 15 years ago and have barely improved?
Did she even do the editing on her channel or was that someone else's job? I can't imagine being in her position with a relatively big network of contacts for a wannabe suicide girl turned vlogger LA and not being able to translate that into some kind of semi regular editing or bts work. Like what even was her channel? She's a cow because it's she's been inconsistent and fake, but did she really have so little to do with what made her channel moderately pop off that she couldn't transition into doing literally anything else within that wheelhouse this whole time? She hasn't even moved out of her rental that she manically redecorates despite complaining about it for years. She's genuinely so confusing to me. Acts like an entitled rich brat and keeps trying to reinvent herself as a different kind of humble working class folk. I guess she's been more low key or this thread hasn't kept tabs in her since she lost all of her friends. It's so weird to me to come back like uwu I'm this soft mature gardener….in the same space where I make a sheet fort with my stick boyfriend. Like no one but some braindead fans buy this or have stuck around long enough to see this change and it's so obviously another superficial reinvention era.
No. 327232
I guess I'll take the hit for nonas on holiday.
Kelly Q&A summary
>> Sponsored by what sounds like a shitty tasting tea company that's supposed to help with mood and blood pressure
>> "It is pretty yummy. But a little bit of sweetener brings out the flavor a little bit more".
>> Laments about not being able to own a home so she can decorate like her current tacky mess.
>> Basically admits that going outside, gardening and touching grass helps her chronic online mental state. Shocking.
>> Has started to un-private videos and might un-private more.
>> Watches Lord of the Rings a lot, romanticizes the shire (likely a skeletor influence).
>>Bitches about student loans.
>> We learn Dre's old room is skeletor's study now but her cousin might move in? Dioesn't actually answer the question of it that room still has painted stripes in it.
>> Reveals that she's flaked off from larping because it's expensive, "work", and she probably doesn't have any actual friends in that larp group as motivation to keep it up. Apparently mining larps for content felt too much like work.
>> Admits the Sepheroph shrine is gone but she still loves FF, felt overwhelmed with all her junk, that it was mostly retail therapy anyway and sold it off.
>> Admits to a creative block, thinks it's actually "trauma from capitalism".
>> Then expresses gratitude for living in LA with access to the garment district to make her dusty fire hazards, then awkward silence probably from the realization of her hypocrisy.
>> Loves twitch but it takes so much energy.
>> Teachers that taught her art shaped who she is today.
>> Right now she's most proud of how much her heart has softened despite all the difficulties and hardships she's been through. It's made her a kinder, more empathetic, driven person.
>> Adds on screen not "*Not to say I was ever "mean" but I was more guarded, defensive, and hurt back then" kek.
>> Is able to find the beauty in small things instead of trying to find success in being "super famous" or "super rich" etc.
>> More bitching and scapegoating capitalism.
>> Leaning Japanese with Duolingo.
>> Thinks she'll be able to get around well in Japan the next time she visits kek.
>> Says she wants to do more dollhouse drama skits but it's too much work and hard on her body.
>> She's most looking forward to her best friend's and skeletor's sister's weddings this summer, both taking place outdoors which she loves now.
>> Someone asks about her studio and an updated tour, she goes on how she hates filing and editing tour videos, but those videos are coming eventually.
>> Thinks Art school isn't with it unless you get a full scholarship.
>> Advises that routines and hygiene are good for mental health.
>> Depression is just your body needing a deep rest and "Capitalism ruins everything!"
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Thinking you’re “owed” a group of people with brightly coloured hair to act as accessory props is exactly the reason why you lost the ones you had in the first place, Kelly
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kelly last night at the hollywood bowl, terrorizing the people around her (then stealing one of their sandwiches.) classic.
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I get wanting permission to re-do the entranceway but expecting the landlord to foot the bill is ludacris
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Anyone got any tea on this?
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(sage your non milk)