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No. 4665
> kawaii cow from the UK> runs an unsuccessful YouTube > involved in all the UK kawaii fashion communities> at university for illustration > begs for commissions for mediocre, but expensive art > claims to not be into DDLG, but buys from DDLG companies like LittleForBig and has been known to be in DDLG relationships > deleted original instagram posts featuring her DDLG artwork > has swarms of fairy-kei and Lolita white knights online > only dates weird older guys she’s met online > current Daddy from Canada> known to only talk/care about herself > uses filters and angles to disguise how huge she is > complains about the rules of Lolita and that Lolita isn’t speacial enough for her> invented her own style “jade core”Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/emiblush/?hl=enYouTube:
https://m.youtube.com/user/hisuikitkatTwitter:
https://mobile.twitter.com/emiblushTumblr:
http://emiblush.tumblr.com/ No. 4684
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>>4683What’s the point of even going to a meet like that?
No. 4690
>>4683I wish someone would explain to her that mismatching pinks isn’t a fashion statement.
Also does anyone have any legit details about her ddlg relationship?
No. 4693
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>>4690She has deleted most proof but there are many DDLG/daddy/incest posts in a tumblr tag dedicated to her ex including lolicon posts
http://emiblush.tumblr.com/tagged/senpai No. 4695
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>>4693>I just like them it’s not ddlg Fucking kek
No. 4699
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She is always taking and posting her own upskirt shots online
No. 4711
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>>4699Convince me she’s not a sissy
No. 4717
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>>4716Hey, don't do Hatchet Face like that
No. 4718
File: 1529916007954.jpeg (123.16 KB, 540x960, 034B1B17-82F4-4B49-A2A6-3DF181…)
>>4711Why does she need those huge heels when she’s already so tall?
No. 4728
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>>4668Another so called accidental upskirt shot. There are so many its obvious she posts these on purpose for attention.
No. 4736
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Dumping her attempt at being a drag queen
No. 4738
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Current daddy
No. 4743
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>>4728You’d think if you were filming a YouTube video you would atleast wash your hair
No. 4754
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>>4749Everything about this is wrong
No. 4757
File: 1529936785226.png (Spoiler Image,227.62 KB, 682x492, what the fuck.png)
>>4741Not going to share everything but she does post lolicon
No. 4759
File: 1529937286039.png (Spoiler Image,346.48 KB, 624x510, what the fuck.png)
>>4758Some tame stuff since I don't want to post the illegal crap myself but she is clearly into sexualising little girls
No. 4760
File: 1529937546462.png (Spoiler Image,338.03 KB, 606x456, what the fuck.png)
>>4759One more because I don't want to save more of this stuff
No. 4782
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>>4781There’s so much evidence I don’t know why she denies it
No. 4783
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Found her Facebook if anyone wants to go digging:
https://www.facebook.com/emiblushTurns out she is part of the East Anglia comm, I've just never been to a meet with her
No. 4789
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>>4783She had a whole meetup dedicated to herself kek
No. 4790
>>4695I see diapers under there…
F*ck
No. 4793
>>4717My bad, anon haha
>>4736Her face is tragic enough without the drag makeup.
No. 4795
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>>4695>>4697She's too chubby to be wearing such tight, short clothes and ugly as fuck to be thinking she's hot shit.
No. 4818
>>4762>>4765>>4781Somehow the fact she romanticizes/idealizes Nabokov's Lolita upsets me more than anything else. Well, maybe just as much as the lolicon.
Is she actually a part of a comm? I hope not, given all this shit.
No. 4823
File: 1529943237031.jpg (167.31 KB, 720x955, _20180625_171344.JPG)
Would you guys like me to post meetup pics? I don't want to spam for nothing
No. 4828
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Spamming some pictures, censored the innocent
No. 4829
File: 1529944862922.jpg (94.3 KB, 720x521, _20180625_173522.JPG)
Why does she insist on having greasy hair at all times
No. 4830
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No. 4831
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No. 4832
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Last one, no one seems to really like taking pictures with her
No. 4833
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>>4826Imagine being this desperate
No. 4836
>>4820And not a single one of these comms is aware of the ddlg shit she's into? Wouldn't surprise me if she's into lolita for her fetish, why the fuck is she in ANY comm?
>>4833>that stretched out shirringThat shit. Does not fit.
And if she has to do that to the straps, she can at least move the buttons to the very end so this ridiculous "mod" isn't so obvious, or at least tie them up like a halter neck. It's not like she can damage the dress any more considering what she's done to the shirring.
Not that it matters much because she's probably wearing lolita to get her rocks off. Lovely.
No. 4847
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Past daddy
No. 4848
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>>4846All found on her current tumblr
No. 4853
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Proof of her being desperate for followers
No. 4854
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>>4852There’s a lot of pictures of her lingerie, but no photos of her wearing it.
It’s not uncommon to be into something when you were younger and then grow out of it, but she still denies not being into ddlg when there’s so much legitimate evidence floating around. It’s not hard to find any of these posts.
No. 4855
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These are the backpacks that elementary school kids use in japan and she pretends she isnt into sexualising kids
No. 4856
>>4738they look inbred. its crazy how if she hides her face enough she can be sort of passable
>>4718but the moment you see her mug, the illusion is over. from a 6 to a 2.
>>4750>>4754>>4794i actually think her art is cute but why does she have to draw this weird perverted shit smh. you could have just drawn cute cartoons of girls eating pocky's or something like that, why did you have to go full pedo. let alone post it.
>>4835you know they are. gross. i did not need to know this ogre's fetishes but she makes them so obvious fuuuck. every pic in this thread is more and more painful.
No. 4859
>>4738He looks like a pedo, no surprise there.
>>4847 They both look like half assed trannies.
No. 4864
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I tried to go through her nsfw tag but it’s an endless stream of lolicon and ddlg reblogs, wouldn’t recommend it.
No. 4872
>>4765why does she need to put "do not delete caption"?
who would reblog this hot mess lmao
No. 4875
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I havent seen her since she was with her ex years ago but judging from her public facebook posts she has gotten worse. She always had to be center of attention and thought she was special. She had uwu syndrome like shuwu always had to be smoll like loli anime but physically she was a hulking giant.
No. 4879
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>>4878Fresh off her tumblr from today. It’s not a ddlg post, but it becomes one given the evidence.
No. 4883
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>>4882What is the truth jade???
No. 4890
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>>4889Was she even legal in these?
No. 4896
>>4865Does this girl even know what a nymphet is?
She does not look young, she looks like a weird lady in her 30's trying to be sexy, seriously, she thinks she can pull off the "little girl" look?
>>4865 No. 4902
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>>4901The human equivalent of ordering a lolita from wish
No. 4903
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>>4899Oh god anon I'm dying
No. 4905
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>>4898Kek when she says it fits good because she can breathe in it.
No. 4910
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Wow Jade be careful not to cut yourself on that edge
No. 4918
>>4913cause a loli is a fucking child. there's no prerequisite size for a child, anon. i hate how everyone seems to think lolis are just some uwu smol animu girl. they are
children.
No. 4919
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>>4918She has so many nsfw loli posts
No. 4920
>>4917http://emiblush.tumblr.com/search/rossThere are few posts about Ross but seems to be an ex and includes loli posts. He might have been her first DDLG relationship.
If she is 19 years old now that means she was 15 (underage) when she posted about the panties, lolis and wanting sex over 4 years ago. Getting pedo vibes from Ross, does anyone know his identity or age?
No. 4923
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>>4917Found him. Looks like he would have been around 18 when she was 15 talking to her about sex and buying her panties. If they had sex it would have been statutory rape.
No. 4925
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>>4920Her birthday is 14 September 1998.
I only knew Jade from 2015 when she was in a relationship with Jamie but I vaguely remember her talking about Ross. The thing that stands out is he spilt coke on her first AP dress and ruined it. I remember her talking about an elderly relative walking in on her having sex but I don't remember whether that was with Jamie or Ross. I got the impression things did not end well with Ross.
No. 4926
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>>4925She looks so much like Chris-Chan it’s unreal
No. 4933
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Because you'd never flaunt a fetish in public
No. 4934
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>>4933She posted this the same day and she was wearing the littleforbig baby onepiece
No. 4937
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None of these clothes fit
No. 4938
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Just, fucking ew.
No. 4941
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Just heard that she applied to be a Lazy Oaf model, this girl is delusional
No. 4942
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>>4941to nobody’s surprise, she didn’t get a call back
No. 4948
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>>4945He’s not even free of her in sleep, poor guy
No. 4951
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Jesus, she looks so awful, is this about her boyfriend?
No. 4952
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>>4951Everytime I've seen the thread bumped shes just been talking about her gross pedo little shit ooor how shes gonna eat her bfs dick and make him breakfast etc so no wonder he cum & dumped her.
Shes crying over a shallow relationship she was part of making shallow then when the "SO" is being honest and declining something she herself said she worked hard on because he doesnt see anything of value in the relationship and clearly doesnt want to accept something like that considering his feelings.
Tl;Dr unstable woman cries cause her cock appointment gently let her down.
I know its an over and done joke but seriously she shouldn't cry on camera, its not a very kawaii look.
No. 4960
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screenshots incoming.
Basically, her boyfriend is depressed, and she is just spending his money because "IM THAT BITCH"
No. 4961
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No. 4962
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No. 4963
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No. 4964
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No. 4965
>>4961she absolutely needed to tell the number of messages
27 guiz !! I mean, that's quite big but she could have just said "lots of messages" idk I'm probs nitpicking but why the precise number
No. 4968
>>4961>>4962>>4963>>4964lmao, depression may make your boyfriend apathetic but it does not make you a dick. plus you posted a heavily manipulative picture of yourself bawling your eyes out
>>4951. so, its either
>he's an absolute jackass and it has nothing to do with his depression and you're just fucking stupid and naive>he actually is depressed and wasn't a jackass at all but you wanted to feel like a victim and frame him as a bad guy No. 4971
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>too small for angelic pretty
No. 4973
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No. 4974
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Mah super narcissist bff
No. 4979
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I always wonder. When she post this shit
Does she think she is cute?
No. 4980
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I guess they fixed their problems and will fly together
*pic related
No. 4982
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>>4981I mean you're not wrong.
No. 4984
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>>4982It’s so sweet how ugly people find each other
No. 4988
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Everytime she posts to comm I cringe
No. 4989
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>>4984Looks like Steven Assanti
No. 4990
>>4984Hes better looking than her but thats not much of an achievement.
>>4979 is hilarious, this girl needs to look in the mirror and come down to earth.
No. 4991
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>>4985Imagine going to a tea party looking like this, try harder
No. 4992
>>4991>sailormoon x my melono honey, they do make actual crossover pieces but this is not that.
also i 100% think she thinks her socks are too big cause they're too short and ride down. seriously, doesn't matter how skinny you are, these will fall when she bends her knees.
No. 4994
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>>4991Sorry no one likes your posts about your possibly abusive boyfriend Jade
No. 4998
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She posted a link to this article with a small paragraph about a zine she wrote. She wrote it while dating canadian sugar daddy but the theme is being single and highlighting her partners problems, trouble in paradise with daddy?
No. 5002
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Her face is so bizarre.
No. 5008
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>>5007She’s like lucky her friends are uglier then her
No. 5010
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Just went to her videos and why does her mouth always look like this while speaking? Ive ever seen someone look like this in motion.
No. 5013
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I might be tinfoil hatting, but this was posted on the comm, and I'm 99% sure that it's about this thread kek
No. 5019
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She is literally unattractive
Why on the earth does she even post these images
No. 5020
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No. 5026
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I don’t even know what kind of advice to give her. She’s naturally so unattractive and none of the photos she takes does her any favours. She needs to lose some weight, change the makeup, wash her hair and learn to angle a photo properly. It always amazes me she’s so deluded to think she’s cute.
No. 5030
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>not ageplay
>not ddlg
No. 5031
>>5008The girl in this pic is the same one as
>>4706 I have no idea why they're friends again
No. 5032
>>5008>>5031The girl in that pic is just as much as a cow as jade tbh
Sage
No. 5034
File: 1534095122194.jpg (147.33 KB, 720x900, _20180812_182819.JPG)
She tagged this #twinning pardon??
No. 5036
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im struggling to believe that this isnt mtf
No. 5041
File: 1534233527319.jpg (104.36 KB, 625x730, 1.jpg)
32 inch waist? surejan.gif
No. 5042
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>>5041People in the comments are telling her to size down I really hope she doesn't listen to them
No. 5047
>>5041anon she said
flat measurements specifically. 32" flat is 64" in circumference. She's so dumb she doesn't understand what a flat measurement is, or admitted she's actually 64" around? She's fat but that seems excessive lmao.
No. 5048
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No. 5049
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What is actually wrong with her face?
Also her totes abusive boyfriend sending her expensive Barbies on her story. I suppose their relationship is healthy as long as he buys her stuff.
No. 5050
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>>5049Those legs. Please cover your ass Jade
No. 5054
File: 1535313182105.jpg (45.71 KB, 269x480, emiblush.jpg)
I can't believe her nasty tattoo hasn't been posted yet
No. 5055
>>5054The lines are really clean and the colours are done nice, the tattoo is done very well it’s the uh… theme of it that’s creeping me out here
Are those toddlers feet? How is this not creepy? How many more times is she going to lie about NOT being into DDLG when it’s pretty obvious she is especially with this tattoo
No. 5059
>>5057It's not over saturated, this is how tattoos are supposed to look. Solid, consistent, vibrant coloring from line to line.
It's just that most tattoos are fairly sub par with shitty coloring.
No. 5061
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What is it with uk cows loving Marie? Do they think it makes them special?
I’m surprised she doesn’t have AP x Disney print
No. 5065
>>5054Everyone’s doing these tattoos just to copy Melanie Martinez, and we all know she’s not controversial at all.
She’s going to spend the rest of her life explaining what the hell this tattoo is, and still denying she’s into ddlg.
Why doesn’t she just admit it? We all know about it jade.
No. 5066
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I really hope her drawing gets better, it’s so sloppy
No. 5067
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>>5066The 0 likes is depressing
No. 5069
>>5054Wow, I can't wait to see this hideous thing in person, either it be at a meet or in the street. The fact that the comm keep her in despite being aware of this site amazes me, I wonder if they'll be more concerned about her rather than finding out who I am now
>>5067You go to the uea and you can't draw, Jade stop being delusional, you'll never be an artist. We all know you lurk, considering you bitched to the comm admins about me bullying you uwu
No. 5074
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Fuck off Jade you literally have a tattoo of toddler's feet.
No. 5081
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>>5080We really don’t need to see your ugly leg Jade
No. 5084
>>5083Looks like a cupboard? Obviously just trying to make use of all space in a small room.
Does she live with housemates or what
No. 5087
>>5081…why is her tattoo scab yellow? Especially on the shoe. is it because it's in places where light coloured ink has been used?
Either way it looks nasty, when my tattoos have scabbed all it's looked like is thin, flakey dry skin, nothing as gross and deep looking as that lol. If i was her I'd be concerned.
No. 5090
>>5082If I saw someone walking around looking like this in public I would assume that they were mentally ill/disabled and got separated from their caretaker.
She looks like she's trying to squeeze into clothes that she stole from her much younger sister or cousin.
No. 5091
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>>5082I once saw her cursing herself on tumblr for being ugly because of her acne scars, because that’s the problem obviously
No. 5092
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This is old but jfc Jade please wear longer skirts.
No. 5093
>>5084is she? it's a waste of space if she's not using the cupboard.
>>5092seriously, it's fine to wear short skirts like this but put on safety shorts and leggings or something. anything.
No. 5096
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Build a bear and a caterpillar cake is the most ddlg way to celebrate your birthday lmao [1/2]
No. 5097
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No. 5103
File: 1537372845010.jpg (122.67 KB, 720x1031, _20180919_165741.JPG)
I didn't know you could have fat feet tbh
No. 5104
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>>5098Anon if that cake and teddy bear isnt giving you creepy child vibes youre not used to ddlg. This is basic ddlg shit.
No. 5106
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>>5096Her outfits aren't even that bad compared to Jill's other skinwalkers, they'd just look better on someone smaller than she is.
>>5099>>5100>>5101This is kawaii as hell. Real lolitas eat Colin the Caterpillar cakes.
No. 5108
>>5106that looks terrifying and disgusting
is this an english thing? ive never heard of this "cake"
No. 5110
>>5108>>5106I stan Colin the Caterpillar.
>>5109I went to build a bear as a wacky teenager and got something, but adults going there is a little strange.
However these two things are making me think I am borderline cow tier now.
No. 5111
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I thought bad arts and crafts was her work
No. 5113
>>5108Yeah p much. There's tons of different varients because all the stores do their own versions with different c names but the caterpillar cake is like staple kids party food.
I get that jfashion fans tend to have more 'childish' cakes but they go for cutesy girly shit not this horrible brown log. This is the equivalent of painting your room in block primary colours over like pink with youthful decor or w/e. One is childish in a cute lolita way and the other is just being 5 years old
No. 5115
File: 1537614463775.jpg (142.34 KB, 720x671, _20180922_120436.JPG)
Jade you are utterly vile. Who broadcasts this information honestly
No. 5116
File: 1537644300184.jpeg (370.02 KB, 750x736, 596A84D4-E916-4F9C-8B30-3326D5…)
>>5115Anon you had to include the horrible picture
No. 5117
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I've had this horrid pic from her story in my screenshot folder for like 3 days, but forgot to post it so take it , would be a shame to lose it
No. 5120
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>>5119Her art is so bad it’s painful
No. 5122
File: 1537810843601.jpg (65.86 KB, 1200x540, collage.jpg)
>>5120The only thing I could think about
No. 5125
File: 1537867816093.jpg (148.79 KB, 720x890, _20180925_102519.JPG)
The thing about jade is she can put together a decent outfit that is then completely ruined by her face
No. 5126
>>5125ngl its not a decent outfit when the whole fucking thing is pink and without the filter is most likely a mishmash of different tones of pink.
Had she chosen white as her base and picked pink accents the outfit wouldn't be ugly but seriously pink from head to toe (atleast in casual clothes like this) just looks bad.
I love me some pink but this is not it.
No. 5127
>>5125everything ruins this outfit, including the filter that melds all the colors together
pink vomit everywhere throw in more colors girl
and wear fucking pants for once
that fit
and fix that fucking hair
No. 5129
>>5128this dude like HAVE A SHOWER or she could get dry shampoo like, it's better than nothing there's nothing more frustrating than seeing simple, fixable things being perpetuated. reminds me of pixyteri's mum screaming at her to have a bath, i can smell it from here.
also like the marshmallowness is like malnutrition and laziness screaming through every filter like why even bother.
I want to see this girl glow up so bad. i keep coming back to this thread with a sick wish to see her put some real effort in, knowing it's never coming.
No. 5131
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who she reminded me of immediately
No. 5136
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>>5134Why does everything she draws become pudgy jade-core? The drawing is so bizarre
No. 5137
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>>5136Jades invested 50k? I swear the average university fee per year is 9k? Why is she spending so much money to draw absolute crap?
No. 5138
>>5136OT but,tbh….
the source doesn't look that good to begin with, oof this just ugly everything, fashion for you i guess
No. 5140
>>513750k is an exaggeration, but if she gets the biggest loans/accommodation it can result in about 40k+
Sage for ot
No. 5141
File: 1538247578648.png (1.85 MB, 750x1334, E388C9A4-F198-45CC-94CA-EB25B2…)
wash your damn hair jade
No. 5142
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1/3
No. 5144
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>>51433/3
>wants to spend less and be less shallow>time for a lush bath!! No. 5145
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No. 5147
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Guess our comments about her double chin are getting to her huh
No. 5154
File: 1539041335183.jpg (106.67 KB, 720x953, _20181009_002407.JPG)
What about this isn't comfy she's such a slob lol. It's not that hard to sit down in a pair of kitten heels
No. 5156
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No. 5157
Is she still with the canadian daddy?
>>5156Uncanny
No. 5160
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That upskirt. At least she knows she's a goblin
No. 5164
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No. 5166
File: 1539798001278.png (415.16 KB, 750x855, Untitled-1.png)
>>5164i tried to make her look somewhat normal
couldn't fix where her hand was though
No. 5171
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Isn’t she a bit tall for this dress?
No. 5175
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Jade wash your damn hair
No. 5176
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How is white hair an improvement
No. 5178
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>>5176Atleast pretend to try Jade
No. 5183
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>>5176Sage bc off topic but I thought that this was elizabunnii kek, she must’ve taken tips on oversaturating her pictures to help with the unfortunate face.
No. 5185
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>>5176>>5182It's definitely supposed to cover the whole arm. It even looks somewhat baggy on the Japanese model, but on her it's way too small. How big is this girl? Is it a knockoff of the real dress or something?
No. 5186
>>5185Not sure if the dress is legit but Jade is actually pretty fucking tall (see
>>4711) so its likely just too short all over like her other dresses seem to be.
No. 5187
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Deets on this? Why does she have PR she’s not an influencer in any way
No. 5188
File: 1540412515211.jpg (86.84 KB, 720x372, _20181024_211908.JPG)
God this is awful. Yall ain't a poet jade
No. 5191
File: 1540844254912.jpg (81.75 KB, 1080x1350, 44532054_869720373417165_45264…)
Does she ever brush or wash her hair?
No. 5193
File: 1541091360709.jpeg (902.89 KB, 1119x1671, B3F44EE6-9C91-4498-AA05-28E48F…)
How tragic the rest must have looked if this is what „best dressed“ looks like.
No. 5197
>>5195She's asking if anyone wants commissions as she can't afford custom charges on social media so that's a big no.
>>5196It looks like a SJW comm that welcomes everyone no matter what, the hugbox type.
No. 5203
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No. 5206
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No one bought your art because it’s bad Jade. No one wants to buy a lopsided picture of an ass.
No. 5214
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Why does Jade have such a weird idea of what she looks like?
No. 5217
>>5214>>5214 This is a perfect example of "I can't draw hands, so I'll just hide them behind her back." It's sad she's selling her art instead of improving. Actually working on bettering her art would be a better goal.
Also she needs to clean her mirror if she thinks she looks close to that.
No. 5220
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Why did Jade go to Canada and come back thinking she went to Texas?
No. 5227
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No. 5235
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Wow, it’s amazing the insane improvement washing your hair can do
No. 5237
File: 1544535807788.jpg (184.57 KB, 720x935, _20181211_133957.JPG)
Jade got a vitD deficiency from being a horrible swamp toad that never leaves the house
No. 5240
File: 1544672797276.jpg (67.71 KB, 1080x1080, 44847243_516310882182769_16257…)
>>5237You forgot to include the grease
No. 5241
>>5240Apparently she hasn't washed her hair since she posted this
>>5235 18 days ago
No. 5243
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Her art is so bad lmao. That heart is like a child made it, and why tf does she draw herself with every hair colour but the one she actually has? Also every day is a mental health day for jade lol
No. 5245
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Didn’t they end on bad terms with him screaming at her? Why are they still together?
No. 5248
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She saw her daddy again and looks like a man
No. 5249
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No. 5251
File: 1548017515492.jpg (42.59 KB, 640x640, 50240882_2031435443614548_4486…)
Shes making ripoff AP jewellery now
No. 5252
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Accepting the truth isnt dissociating Jade youre just a joke in the community
No. 5258
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I found the screenshot
No. 5259
>>5258>bring it up with my therapist (when I get one)So basically her 'agarophobia' is self diagnosed, and so are any other mental illnesses she may bring up kek Therapists are pretty stagnant in Norwich, with the only nhs ones I could find, being in Hellesdon, so I doubt she'll actually end up getting one
>>5254She's lurked here for a while, she was the one who told the comm that this thread exists, and that members were posting about her (this was posted on the comm
>>5013 due my pic dump of her
>>4823)
No. 29601
>>29441She has the nerve to post about being grateful for a roof over her head, having heating and the necessities on Instagram, then complains about her minimal effort degree at university like a spoilt child.
Be thankful you can even attend university Jade because many young people can't even do that or find a job. What a hypocrite. Life is going to hit her hard when she graduates, that's if she even reaches that far at this rate. She wants the easy ride out when illustration coursework isn't difficult at all. All that time wasted on social media and lurking around here could be spent actually being a successful student who's not some whiney spoonie twat.
No. 31393
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Where does her face end and her neck begin? It looks like its melting
No. 31397
>>31393i cannot tell what kind of style she's going for, there's just so much that's bad about this. and honestly, she looks terrible, but i feel like her face kind of needs glasses.
also, britanons, what's up with you guys and marie? is it like a law to own an article of clothing with her featured on it?
No. 31646
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For £15 you’d think she’d throw in a neck
No. 32661
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>>31393Pretty sure that skirt is from one of those cheap cosplay seifukus lmao.
No. 35072
Does anyone know if she has downs syndrome or some other type of special needs? Looking at her pictures gives me that vibe
>>33725Pictures?
No. 36029
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No. 36278
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>>36029She posted on her Instagram how much she edits photos, I’d hate to think how dirty she looks in real life
No. 38015
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Her head is tiny for her body, shes looking like momokun
No. 38079
>>38015You can see the control tops of her tights, that is so gross.
Also nothing in this outfit goes together, i count four different shades of pink plus black tights and brown shoes???
No. 38207
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>>38186I can see her turning into a munchie, she gets that sweet attention and was making posts about getting a cane a few months ago and doesnt need one
No. 40239
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Shes learning how to wash her hair but her face still looks like a potato
No. 40334
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>>40239>>31393The resemblance is uncanny
No. 40393
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>>40388I like it too anon, I tried to find it and I think it might be this one? But I’m not sure!
No. 41864
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Trying to fish for sympathy because some "chavvy" mums insulted her. She leaves the house looking filthy and dresses like an ageplayer what does she expect. Real lolitas in her comm are ashamed to be seen with her
No. 44190
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>>5116Took a swing at shopping her into how I imagine she sees herself
(fanart) No. 44365
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Jade's insta is so incredibly washed out. I know it's so she can hide all the dirt and grime but it's really no better
No. 45536
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who wants to make guesses on what she’s bought? student loan is meant to be for living costs…
No. 45555
>>45536Car perhaps?
Her loan amount will be around £2000 maximum
No. 45567
>>45536It will be something shallow like a designer handbag. Car is too practical
>>44584She looks like someones grandma going through a crisis
No. 45796
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>>45767especially considering she posted on facebook complaining about someone else spending loads of money on frivolous stuff
No. 46283
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Stay classy, Jade
No. 52384
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No. 52386
>>52384She literally sounds like a narc. It's like reading a fairytale story with how they portray their lives. So in a couple of years time it seems she wants be a uwu kawaii pink lifestyle housewife blogger in Canada with her boyfriend.
It's a different ball in the court when living together with someone immediately in a new country that you've only spent months at a time with over the course of a couple of years. Judging by her past Insta stories of her bawling her eyes out he also sounds like a cunt, or unless she's just as bad in the relationship.
Good luck there.
No. 52403
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>>52384You missed the first part of the post.
No. 52475
>>52403A classy Chanel bag won't change the Jade we've seen on Tumblr before she erased that part of her life, or so we reckon.
>>4760 >>4693
>>4838 No. 52762
>>52384>>52403This is painful and embarrassing to read. Shes bought a bag and shes acting like shes accepting an award. Her life is so sad and shallow behind her bragging and heavily filtered photographs filled with dirt. Sad.
Jade needs to wake up to reality soon because things will go sour fast with the Canadian sugar daddy. They couldnt even hold it together when they spent a few weeks around eachother and he will get fed up of her selfish demanding narc attitude after enough time.
No. 52984
>>52769She has posted before about having tard rages like over christmas he visited her and she made his life hell. On the next trip she posted
>>4960 this is normal for her. She seems very clingy and demanding and exhausting. He seems like a normal guy and escaping from her grasps won't be difficult when they live countries apart. All she can do is sperg about him online if he breaks up with her. She is not making it to move in with him, they can never get along without an incident when they spend any little bit of time together. She overshares and is a joke among other UK lolita communities.
No. 53093
>>53076That bag will look like
>>36278 soon if she actually uses it.
No. 53839
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You'd think she'd met the Queen
No. 73482
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No. 74748
>>74497didn’t she do shitty fan art of her?
so I guess that’s a yes to being inspired by all the pink lux accounts