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Onion's... Looks Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 03:54:00 PM No. 120623

Ugly, sexy, grotesque, okay-looking, horrifying…

To not derail the current Onion threads of how 'sexy' he is/(never)was along with his VEGETARIAN BODDDAAAAY to not disturb the peace. Here it is!

Confess your love, hate, and curiosity about Greasecock's VEGETARIAN BODDDAAAAY.

Redirected from the current Onion thread: >>>/pt/319776

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 04:00:01 PM No. 120624

I forgot to add that I am not Greg before any paranoia kicks in.

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 04:23:05 PM No. 120625

hi greg

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 04:27:31 PM No. 120626

He has crocodile teeth, and once I saw that, it was not possible to unsee it.

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 04:45:13 PM No. 120627

>>120625

Suk mi bby :p

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 05:01:37 PM No. 120628

he tries so hard to look like a teen because he's a creepy aging pedo but hes got perpetual crazy eyes and bad skin. i hope he starts balding soon like shane dawson so it becomes even more hilariously obvious how old he is

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 05:10:39 PM No. 120629

>>120628

He looks older than Ian Summerholder, and that guy's almost 40…and sexy!

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 06:07:04 PM No. 120630

He looks like he'd diddle a kid given the first opportunity.

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 06:25:43 PM No. 120632

>>120623

Too bad there are no bare shots of his cock, really curious to see

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 06:28:39 PM No. 120633

>>120623
This phase of his life (op's image) makes him look like a serial killer or mass shooter.

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 06:32:04 PM No. 120634

>>120623
Not really a fair start to an open discussion when that's the first pic you see.

Anyway I guess I can understand why teenagers might think he's good looking. I know I did when I was younger back when he had his longer hair and looked less… gargoyle-ish. I can't see any attraction at all now. Even the makeup/filters/botox is struggling to hide that he's just a red faces doughy old man.

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 07:09:15 PM No. 120637

>>120633
Not far from where he was at mentally during that time lol…

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 07:24:54 PM No. 120639

He was 19-21 when this picture was taken, and he still looks older than that. Guess Onion has an aging problem or something…

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 07:51:16 PM No. 120641

>>120626
I want him to gnaw on me with those corocdil teeth, flip me over, and call me his baby girl

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 07:51:29 PM No. 120642

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"We were the trinity".

Of ugly.

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 08:06:20 PM No. 120643

>>120632
You'd need a magnifying glass.

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 08:36:07 PM No. 120648

>>120642
mmmmm them genetics. He really lucked out.

kek

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 11:20:05 PM No. 120660

Greg always reminded me of a Neanderthal for some reason.

Anonymous 12/09/16 (Fri) 11:45:34 PM No. 120661

>>120642
His dad seems like a regular guy who's happy now with his family. I feel bad ripping on him.

Anonymous 12/10/16 (Sat) 01:10:42 AM No. 120666

>>120660

It's the brow-bone/eyebrows…

Anonymous 12/10/16 (Sat) 01:18:44 AM No. 120668

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What happened man? Greasecock used to be (somewhat) pretty! He looked youthful and less (keyword: less) greasy.

Damn Onion, you let yourself go!

Anonymous 12/10/16 (Sat) 01:21:43 AM No. 120669

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he reminds me of this pedo

Anonymous 12/10/16 (Sat) 02:13:40 AM No. 120670

>>120669
Two peas in the crazy pod.

Anonymous 12/10/16 (Sat) 04:31:29 AM No. 120674

>>120661
Daddy licks Andy Biersack's butthole and is cringeworthy. He's kinda weird.

Anonymous 12/10/16 (Sat) 05:03:55 AM No. 120677

>>120674

Wait, what? Which dad are you talking about?

Anonymous 12/10/16 (Sat) 12:53:21 PM No. 120692

>>120634
Yeah, I think he used to look okay when he was a bit younger, even factoring in the amount of makeup and editing on the photos we have access to, but these days he's aging, and it's impossible to keep your youth forever.

I definitely think him being a fucking disgusting person impacts how I view his looks too, like, if I saw someone like him on the street I probably wouldn't think twice either way, but knowing more about him, he seems way more disgusting.

Anonymous 12/10/16 (Sat) 08:34:49 PM No. 120715

>>120677
Onion's father pictured on the left in >>120642

Anonymous 12/11/16 (Sun) 05:20:43 AM No. 120744

I can't even look at him. Everything about him, new or old, churns my stomach. Even before I knew about all the drama I found him hard to look at. He is the most physically unappealing man I've ever seen. It's his fucking droopy eyebrows and freakishly long bottom lashes.

Anonymous 12/11/16 (Sun) 06:37:30 AM No. 120749

I've just realized today that Onion's one frumpy mother fucker! Even back then he was frumpy af!

Gosh, how did his women dealt sleeping with him every single night? Having his greasy body on top of you while simultaneously beating off inside you while you just lay there, telling yourself this is what pleasure feels like…?

Worse: how would it feel having Onion's greasy, smegma infested/lubricated cock inside your mouth?

Anonymous 12/11/16 (Sun) 06:40:08 AM No. 120750

>>120744

His eyebrows piss me the fuck off!

I kinda like his long eyelashes tbh.

Anonymous 12/11/16 (Sun) 05:51:16 PM No. 120787

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The thing that bothers me the most about his face are his weird Clockwork Orange eyelashes.

Pic related. Just needs a little mascara to make them darker.

Anonymous 12/11/16 (Sun) 07:07:16 PM No. 120795

>>120787
Lol that's him? Why does he remind of those koreans with the shaved down jaw lines, weird angle.

Anonymous 12/11/16 (Sun) 07:27:43 PM No. 120797

>>120749

>Worse: how would it feel having Onion's greasy, smegma infested/lubricated cock inside your mouth?

I threw up inside my mouth a little when I read that, so I guess that's what it would feel like. Fucking, THANKS, anon.

Anonymous 12/11/16 (Sun) 08:06:57 PM No. 120799

>>120795
He looks like Hitoshi from Nyan Neko Sugar Girls

Anonymous 12/11/16 (Sun) 10:50:10 PM No. 120812

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Daddy Onion

Anonymous 12/11/16 (Sun) 10:50:50 PM No. 120813

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Would you ever fuck this on a drunken night?

Anonymous 12/12/16 (Mon) 01:58:33 AM No. 120836

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>>120626
Agree, his teeth and lips are one of the biggest things that gross me out about him. His lips are so pale and kind of blend in with the rest of his face. His bottom lip in particular is strangely big. I guess it makes it worse knowing that the likes of Lainey and Billie have sucked on said repulsive mouth.
I've always said his lips remind me of a snub-nosed monkey's.

>>120668
He actually looks…kind of alright here. The 90s grunge boy/River Phoenix hair kind of suits him in my opinion. Or maybe I'm just a sucker for that style.

Anonymous 12/12/16 (Mon) 02:02:32 AM No. 120837

>>120812
>>120813
I feel like he tried to work out his torso a little and then just never made any attempt to work out the rest of his body. Shame really, since his legs and arms might actually have had the chance to beat the wobble but his belly was always doomed.

Anonymous 12/12/16 (Mon) 02:05:05 AM No. 120838

>>120836
>His lips are so pale
His lips are so weird. I've seen people with very pale lips and they still look like lip skin. His look like someone tried to form lips by stretching regular face skin, if that makes sense?

Anonymous 12/12/16 (Mon) 02:13:21 AM No. 120839

>>120836

I thought I was the only one who found him…okay with that hairstyle, thanks anon for not making me feel lonely. :)

Anonymous 12/12/16 (Mon) 02:31:22 AM No. 120840

>>120838
Exactly! They look all tight, dry and stretched when he smiles, it's so gross! I've never seen anyone with lips like his.

>>120839
No problem, anon <3

Anonymous 12/12/16 (Mon) 06:04:07 AM No. 120853

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For real though at least he has nice eyes, overall potato/10

Anonymous 12/12/16 (Mon) 06:35:14 AM No. 120854

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The sad thing is; he probably sees himself like this in the mirror, but that is not the case.

Anonymous 12/12/16 (Mon) 12:16:09 PM No. 120890

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>>120787

That is some angling.

Anonymous 12/12/16 (Mon) 03:53:36 PM No. 120909

>>120812
>>120813
The sad thing is he COULD be at least decent looking, if he simply ate right and took up lifting. Maybe some cardio now and then.

He'd have to actually shower on a regular basis and drink a lot of water/eat leafy greens to control that awful grease, though. And you know he never eats salad or probably anything but cheese and pasta even though he's a ~vurgiturian omg~

There would still be the pedo issue though. Don't know if he'll ever give that one up.

Anonymous 12/12/16 (Mon) 04:08:45 PM No. 120910

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>>120890
>>120909
His lack of hygiene and diet are going to turn him into this in less than a decade mark my words

Anonymous 12/12/16 (Mon) 04:12:01 PM No. 120911

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>>120910
>mark my words

Anonymous 12/12/16 (Mon) 04:16:29 PM No. 120913

>>120911
fucking lol I totally missed that
I love you anon

Anonymous 12/13/16 (Tue) 01:20:46 AM No. 120955

Sooo any fans of Onion's long hair/hippie era look? :p