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No. 319776
-still jailbait hunting
-is getting fatter and uglier as he ages
-Sarah is still living with Onion and Doormat
-Billie-bob still hasn't returned to the Onion-lair
-is having a mental breakdown via web
Other than that, not much else is going on…yet!
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>>>/pt/316861 No. 319777
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Imagine a world where Greg was a normal, successful celebrity and wasn't diddling teen girls behind his pregnant wife's back.
No. 319780
>>319777
>I was invited to do YouTube Red but turned it down so I wouldn't sell out.Yeah, I call bullshit. Nobody wanted you there Greg, stop lying to yourself loser.
>>319779Lol thanks! This is my first time hosting a(n) Onion thread and was kinda nervous!
No. 319785
>>319784Fun fact: his dream was to build an
Internet empire, yeah
No. 319787
>>319785Heh I did not know that, I have never viewed his videos before but youtube recommended me his channel and others reactions to his channel and man it only took about 2 minutes to see how much of a hypocritical douche he is. I also saw a video where he tells people to look after their pets in heat but then say his ed article where he turned his pet turtle into baked shell pie. Now im on board for this drama train.
Do you think hes jealous over sucessful youtubers?
No. 319792
>>319790i love how one-sided the hatred is. onion makes rants about shane like every six months, shane doesn't talk about onion at all. since the fight, i've only seen shane mention onion in one of his vids, and as a joke. meanwhile onion won't doubt in making a click baity vid with shane's face in the thumbnail. pathetic.
poor onion, shane stopped making edgy vids years ago. he's never going to do a collab with him again. just let go, grease, let go.
No. 319796
>>319794and jacksfilms
still snickering at him swatting away that one comment because it had onision's face as the avatar
No. 319797
>>319790>>319794Forgive me I havent watched many of his videos because i dont want to give him views but from what i have gained from the two i did like-seeing his fans defend his baiting over "freedom of speech" is rediculous.
>>319792I was under the impression he liked shane who i only know about because he was in that stupid smilie "horror film" thanks for the info i look forward to a time youtube implodes on him.
No. 319803
>>319790If Onion would just make more videos that are up to date with 2016 and maybe talk about his drama once in a while as a funny story rather than being a psycho, he might be more successful. But he'd rather recycle characters from the early 2000's and control teenagers and shitpost about everyone that comes within a 50 mile radius of him.
I genuinely believe if he did quality>quantity and had some personality, he might start getting his views back. It ain't hard to entertain middle schoolers and teenagers. But, I hope he does keep doing what he does because he doesn't deserve viewers anyway.
No. 319806
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I looked at he tweets Billie liked recently. kek
No. 319816
Onion's on a roll today! Self-projecting hate towards Donald Trump, claiming his 'military status' as an excuse for political talk, his music is bae, and so on.
Also, too long for screenshots today.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Onision No. 319836
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Even song lyrics mess with onion's overpowering urge to be the one in control. He genuinely is, in the most accurate medical terms, crazy.
No. 319837
>>319836he sounds like a fucking brat in every tweet. always complaining and being bitchy.
"hey song lyrics, ya cant tell me how i should feel, waaah"
No. 319838
>>319827>>319828He used to do acting gigs for blackboxtv back in the day. I hate to say this (I really do), but the man can act.
>>319836And his music is still shit otherwise.
No. 319843
>>319840He does sort of look like Edward Cullen in that picture.. If you sit a couple of feet away from the screen and squint your eyes.
R.I.P
No. 319849
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>>319840don't worry, anon. I'm going to save you.
Spoiler because it's Greg.
Never forget!!
No. 319851
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>>319836Who is he kidding, he has the music taste of an edgy preteen from 2005. What a contrarian asshole.
No. 319852
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>>319851i want to punch him whenever i remember he likes tatu, those two teens in school uniforms.
No. 319854
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>>319849and don't forget tape nipples gerg
No. 319858
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This might be considered a myth or fairy tale to most of you, but Onion was once very attractive without filters and makeup.
No. 319862
>>319846That's why I only think like 2 of his over edited makeup caked pics are attractive. That's what he wants me to think tho, in most pictures he gives me a kiddy molester vibe.
The whole trying to look young thing with the fillers and makeup and hair is clearly just a ploy to get more teen pussy. Which is sadly, working.
No. 319864
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>>319860Yes this is related.
But come on, you're telling me Onion was never attractive, even 6 years ago? Tbh he looked better back then than he does now.
No. 319870
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>>319864No, I don't think he was ever attractive. There's something about his face, dunno… Maybe I just can't find him attractive because we already know his personality so well.
I do admit that he did look better before. Better, not attractive.
Filters and the right light can do wonders for him, but they're not real anyway.
No. 319871
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>>319869He looks best around this era, imo. Long hair suits him, and he needs to stop fucking around with this emo haircut bullshit he has going on right now.
No. 319875
>>319870lmfao @ the amount of shoop that's gone into this pic. took the blur tool to his face a little too intensely
also his lips are fucking gross.
No. 319876
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>>319874I like long hair. He's ugly no matter what, but I think he looks better with long hair and it definitely looks better than him sticking all of it in his face, sooooo.
No. 319878
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If anyone's ever doubted that he shoops (or maybe has had work done?) just remember that he had a big ass mole on his head that seems to have disappeared.
No. 319879
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since we are talking about beauty… just a reminder, anons.
You're beautiful. <3
As long as you don't wear makeup, of course.
No. 319882
>>319878shoop. you can see the blur over the mole in the second pic, and the one above it is hidden by his hair.
looks like he's had a nose job though.
No. 319883
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>Long hair suits him
kek!
Long hair doesn't suit him, it doesn't matter if it's emo or grunge.
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>>319883I'd take hippie hair Onion over mushroom Onion.
No. 319888
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>>319886SPOILER THIS IMAGE PLEASE
No. 319892
>>319887Yass!
>>319865In the same year that video was uploaded, I used to find that era attractive. Ew.
No. 319893
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>>319858>>319864>>319870Posted around the same time this Skye thread popped up. Coincidence?
No. 319896
>>319893>>319858>>319864Was also me (different anon) but am not Greasecock either.
Also wtf why?! Holy shit!
No. 319910
>>319907>>319906Idk what to tell you then. Neither do we have any clue what really went down between those two. Though there
is this 'theory' that when he decided to leave her, she was already pregnant with his first child. Just go to the very first Onion thread where Someguy
apparently talked to one of Greg's highschool buddies, so there's that.
No. 319912
>>319907I don't think anyone knows anything other than what the HSAnons, Skye, and Cyr have said:
Apparently, he was so abusive that Skye admitted to having to go to therapy to attempt to overcome what he did to her right when she left the internet and Cyr confirmed this later on earler this month when Greg sperged out on him, saying that among all the shit Greg has done, Cyr was there when Skye tearfully begged for Greg to let her use the phone and Greg allegedly said "no" in a way befitting the title of "sociopath" from Cyr.
(Also, Cyr shot himself in the foot with this in a way because he unintentionally admitted that he watched someone he considered a friend abuse their spouse)
No. 319924
>>319912>>319915Gawd why did she stay with that man through all of this??? Was she like Lainey too - naïve and
in love?
Didn't HSAnon 2.0 said Skye also treated Greg like shit and was feeding off his problems as well iirc? It's no excuse either way (for him).
No. 319926
>>319922Imagine his greasy lips tracing kisses down your neck while leaving hickeys behind. He continues leaving greasy kisses and hickeys behind as he lands on your pert and erect nipple, begins to suck and tug gently then fiercely as the other greasy hand moves down between your legs and begins to play with your clit in a tugging and tickling manner before the
wild ride.
Saged for sex with Onion!
No. 319930
>>319878I think he might have gotten it removed. He posted a TMI pic of something being removed and that's what I thought it was.
>>319864>he looked better back then than he does nowThat makes him slightly less ugly, not attractive. He looks like melting wax in that photo.
No. 319942
>>319938I thought that was Hannah Minx?
Because if it is, then yeah, she definitely got away too and is much more happier.
No. 319945
>>319941That one, I'll agree with, but as soon as Ayalla pulled her out and started backing her up, she's stopped giving a fuck and became a bit more petty (in a good way).
>>319943Greg probably got his shit twisted even more when rumours came out that Hannah got happily married, is now a mother, and refuses to come back to the internet.
His obsession with her is so disturbing.
I wonder if he ever screamed out her name while in bed with Lainey (like he used to do to Skye and Shiloh when he had sex with them, calling out Alicia's name KEK)
No. 319946
>>319944Absolutely! Someone with an account should really point this out to him on Twitter or something, I'd love to see his reply.
Although it would probably be something along the lines of "I'm respecting that person's privacy, she requested it."
>>319945For sure. I bet he had one of his "special" extra long showers that week, or every day of that week for that matter. I believe he's insanely jealous of everyone who got away and is now living a happy life.
No. 319948
>>319871I used to think he was hot in this era too.
But knowing his personality kills everything that might be even remotely redeeming about his appearance, just seeing his face grosses me out now.
No. 319952
>>319951"The exclusive interview was given by Shapovalov together with Yulia and Lena in order to underline an untraditional image of the group. "Actually, his confessions reveal his unhealthy tendencies for exploiting young girls, who desire the fame"- thinks competent British media.
Idea of Tatu was born from the exploration of the market- says Shapovalov- Majority of people search through Internet for pornography- especially in relation to the underage people. I realized that their necessities are not satisfied. And, as it became clear later, I was right. But it also corresponded to my personal desires. I also prefer the underage ones. Cynical manipulations of Shapovalov with the young girls were revealed during the "hearings". Elena Kiper- , ex-author of Tatu songs and ex-lover of Shapovalov,- asserts that he (Shapovalov) regularly slept with those girls, who dreamt of being stars. It was confirmed by the very Shapovalov, even though he avoids to mention the age of the girls: I do it constantly. Constantly! In such way I am looking for a bride".
Elena also testified that Shapovalov slept with Yulia, when she was only 14 years old. And even though based on Russian laws it is not considered to be an act of crime, in the West it can harm the image of the group. Elena left the group an year ago as the sign of the protest against filming of excessively blunt video.
- Ivan told me once that he would want to sleep with Yulia. Then, he said that he "took" her during one of the dates - it happened at the back seat of the car. Certainly, Yulia was just a young girl from a poor family, who dreamt of fame, and Ivan convinced her that this the way to reach everything she wants. In a couple of weeks after that night in the car we put together the group Tatu, and Ivan told me:" Yulia- is an excellent choice. She is slightly dumb, but is very sexy. We f**ked really well". Yulia was attracted to Ivan. During the tours I and him already lived together, but in the mornings Yulia would knock on our door, because she wanted to be with him. She didn't know that I was already there.
Shapovalov and Yulia deny everything. Yulia became strongly enraged:
- You can think whatever you want to think, but I am telling you, that this is not true. He is a likable, pleasant person. For me he is a friend and a producer and nothing more.
Yet, Elena testifies that Ivan knows children's psychology very well and is capable of winning children's favour:
- He is a psychologist and knows the methods, with the help of which it is possible to win the child's favour. And during the process of selecting the girls he would find tens of those, who would be ready to fulfill any fantasies of his"
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2003/03/04/world/moscow-journal-a-bubblegum-duo-sets-off-squeals-and-squirms.htmMore on the topic here.
Sage for samefagging and offtopic.
Anyway, the band was created with pedos in mind.
No. 319958
>>319953I too saw the father's and his stepmom's fb. They actually look SWEET. It's so cute to see them being happy. The father has moved on and is living a happy life with his new family. It made me genuinely happy tbh.
And then I looked at the batshit crazy mom's fb.. UGH. I think it's good he walked out from that shitcrazy family.
Why did chubby onion end up a mess?
(sage for OT, I hope I did the sage right)
No. 319962
>>319741>>319777I doubt he ever ventures outside of the grounds of his own home without a bulletproof vest on, he's alluded to this on several occasions.
It's also his main fear of doing YT promotional tours… bitch knows that people won't tolerate his bullshit in real life.
When a self-proclaimed "comedian" and "entertainer" fears for their life because of their career; it should be a bright, glaring signal that they might not be as fucking funny or as entertaining as they make themselves out to be.
((whispers))
That's because he's actually neither.
No. 319967
>>319945How can people accept this? If a boyfriend scream the name of a different person during sex I would be pissed off. If it's just a random dude that I'm having sex with, I don't give a crap… but a boyfriend?
Is this common or something?
No. 319970
>>319800There's that, and there's also his major fear of someone assassinating him in public.
He's been scared of it for a long time, I'm surprised Lainey didn't pick up on it considering she is his #1 fan… but I guess she felt she was "different" and "special" because he picked her to marry.
He had no intention of ever taking her on Digitour, it was an empty promise made to get him laid by his mail order teen bride.
She must be severely disappointed that in the five years she's been with him, they've never even been on vacation even once.
No amount of money is ever going to change the fact that she married a cowardly narcissistic sociopath who also happens to be a paranoid recluse… sucks to be Lainey.
>>319836Jesus Christ… a normal person would just say "I prefer soundtracks and classical music over other genres" rather than this whole fucking narcissistic spiel that he's somehow better and smarter than everyone else who enjoys the same fucking things.
You are nothing special, greaselord… you're the most average fucking guy out there and if it wasn't for the fact that you manipulate girls into relationships with you, you'd match all the criteria of a neckbeard incel.
>>319858He's fucking gross, what the fuck is wrong with you? Your taste in men are below bog standard and kind of offensive.
>>319864Seriously GTFO of this thread, if all you're going to do is talk about your greasy boner for the greaselord, then please leave the thread… you're shitting it up.
>>319936Noone cares, she isn't a cow… pretty much the same reasons why we don't care about Shiloh or Adrienne either, they're history and deserve privacy and happiness after having the displeasure of once being a part of greasestain's life, and it would be cool if other anons respected that too.
No. 319973
>>319906Learn how to use the board, newfag.
You don't make threads in /pt or /snow asking for the whereabouts of people who are not cows, that's not what this board is for.
No. 319976
>>319970They have gone to what I can assume as small vacations. The beach picture she used to use on her twitter was from a trip they took as it's also her fb cover photo and someone in her family asked how the "recent staycation was"
He defiantly lied about digitour to get her into his trap. Although I feel like she tries to make him do normal things like taking trips. Especially since the kid is getting older now.
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>>319962Somebody should've shot him in the head
No. 319990
>>319979That would be a waste of the shooter's future.
Besides… first rule, don't create martyrs for your enemies.
No. 319992
>>319988Okay, clearly I'm very stupid.
What city is he in?
No. 319994
>>319992That info wasn't visible to me..
Should I share the link?
No. 319995
>>319994I want to say yes, but at the same time, Greg/Lainey/Lainclone
do lurk lolcow…
(also "sage" goes in the email field)
No. 319999
>>319996I don't blame you for being annoyed, but she left behind a lot of fans when she disappeared a la Hannah Minx, so I understand why people also ask about her. She does deserve her privacy though after everything.
>>319997I remember that! The brunette came out as heavily homophobic (also she's a huge plastic surgery monster) but the redhead came out as bisexual and I think she's a LGBTQ activist now.
sage for derailing
No. 320003
>>319995OMG! Hahah, I realised! (Sorry, newfag here, but long time lurker)
Anyways, if you do wish to find out more.. I would love to share the link.. But in the world of the nets Im not sure how it can be done discreetly. /:
You can find it eventually.. I hope! Good luck!
No. 320004
>>319997It's from a japanese tv commercial for snickers. yeah, i read about that, i can't believe she's homophobic. the irony. i really like the redhead though. they bring me good memories from the time i was 13 and getting to know music, but i read somewhere about their manager and pedo shit, plus greg loves them… so fuck that.
sage because blogish and off topic
No. 320021
>>320018That definitely helped because holy shit, I found him.
He is legit the spitting image of Greg, it's jawdropping. Like, if you covered up the bottom half of his face, it's identical to the haircut.
I'm literally blown away.
His face is what Greg will be in ten to fifteen years if Greg doesn't go past makeup, botox, and fillers and actually get plastic surgery.
When I think about it, the idea of Greg being tortured with the thought of looking like the father he hates so much brings me
so much joy.
No. 320038
>>320030Straight down to the old man gut that Greg's developing.
The only thing Greg got from Crazy Tami is his eye color.
>>320033holy shit, yes please someone do this.
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>>320037Oh look, it's Greg's future.
Just add more pancake powder and botox~
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No. 320044
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>>320043with onion mom added in
No. 320052
>>320050It's necessary ^
Edit: phone
No. 320059
>>320050>>320055I'm sure this goes without saying. He hasn't done anything and he seems legitimately happy with his life and the direction it's gone in since Tami and Greg.
>>320057Me too. He hasn't spoken to the man since he was a teenager and it would be mighty hilarious to watch him defend a man who he has done nothing but talk shit about and brag about beating up on social media.
No. 320060
>>320057>>320059I've been checking his twitter to see if he noticed and all I see is some "If I was president"/random BS
sage for samefagging
No. 320062
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Oh no, clogged pores and baby factory have found the "I'm extremely insecure" filter!
No. 320073
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Midlife crisis confirmed.
No. 320077
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>>320073you'll never be Robert Smith, onion
No. 320078
>>320075As much as I hate Grease, he can act. Probably from doing it in real life all the time to manipulate others, but still.
He could have really made something of himself if he wasn't such a sociopath and burns every damn bridge.
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No. 320083
>>320069She's breastfed two kids, I'll give her a pass on that. And they're gonna look worse when she stops and they deflate.
>>320066I assume they were out to feed the Mystery Baby Claire, but yeah, she's showing them off for all they're worth for this photo.
No. 320102
>>320078I wouldn't say he can act. The whole thing is incredibly bad and you can hardly tell whether it's good acting because of the crap editing.
The other thing is that being able to act well wouldn't be enough–the reason why he wouldn't be picked for things such as YouTube Red is that he is an asshole, people know it and they don't want to be involved with him or his attitude.
No. 320104
>>320103You forgot the end:
>Greg drops baby from balcony>Lainey asks him where the baby is>"They're dead!">"Ok, try harder next time"So… Lainey's ok with this kind of humor? Alright then
No. 320106
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>>320103>>320104They're both braindead pieces of shit. Nice to see Plain's just as scummy as Grease though jfc
No. 320112
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>>320110embedding on a site still counts towards the content creators views tho. It still adds views. I'm a content creator and heres a screencap of some of my analytics. Note the 'embedded' part in the playback. Using Vid.me will just show Greg that people are embedding his video on another site… he still gets views from it.
No. 320115
>>320112Yes. Like I said, embedding directly for YT WILL cont towards the views.
Re-uploading will not, nor will embeds from the re-upload count. Vid.me reuploads, it doesn't embed.
No. 320117
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>>319849After a while of trying to shoop him to look good it just avalanched into this.
No. 320136
>>320082He did raise his fist at her at the end of that video…and her face was just unpleasant.
>>320098Hank Green didn't ban him–just told him that it was best if he didn't show up after all the drama he started that year, and Greg didn't take it very well and sperged out on social media.
>>320103>>320104It truly is amazing how Lainey is okay with him acting like this. As much as she's a bitch, she does deserve better than…
this.
No. 320180
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If I'm reading this correctly…. Is he really going to force her to make two separate meals? Like a picky 5 year old?
No. 320184
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his president tweets are gold, obviously he wouldn't run and obviously he wouldn't go anywhere but his promises read like a class president. wow guys I hope we get free pizza on Friday's and ice cream before dinner too!
>>"Onision @Onision
>>If I ran for president of the US, I would be:
>>Pro-choice.
>>Pro-guns & pro-safety.
>>Pro-immigration.
>>Pro-marriage equality.
>>& Pro-plenty more."
What's the plenty more??????
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No. 320187
>>320186KEK. I fear for your country if HE gets elected.
2020 Election Debate
Kanye West VS Onision
No. 320188
>>320186>>320184How much you wanna bet he's getting a bunch of comments from teens saying they'd vote for ONISION?
I don't even need to see the comments to know the level of stupidity in them.
No. 320190
>>320176Didn't stopped Onion from fantasizing about her in one of his videos from this year, unfortunately.
>>320187If it came down to it, I'd vote for Kanye.
No. 320224
>>319849This is Gerg in his rawest form. I initially got pissed off at OP for posting one of his billions of edited, polished, pinched, filtered selfies because if he actually looked like that he'd be ok.
BUT HE LOOKS LIKE THIS. Y'all spending too much time looking at his fake pics instead of watching him live. Although I TOTALLY get why you'd avoid that.
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oh ho ho you know what they say, there's a little truth in every joke
No. 320240
>>320239he has not changed mentally at all, he's been recycling the same old ideas again and again "my wife is cheating on me!!" "watch me kill a baby doll!" "hannah minx's titties" etc
…no originality at all
No. 320259
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Is this where gerg takes lainey and his harem for romantic evenings
No. 320262
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>>320259Sadly, yes. Couldn't find better pic sorry.
No. 320331
>>320184>>If I was president….Next line…
>>ETERNAL YOUTH!! Dude is fucking obsessed with being a teenager forever.
No. 320340
>>320336fucking this.
bisexual =/= gay
No. 320346
>>320336She's a transtrender afterall. She won't keep straight to her own words ffs.
First it was "Billie's my gf".. Then it became.. "Billie is OUR gf"..
She needs to wipe her mouth with a toilet paper.. Too much bullshit comes out from it. (Sorry if it was too harsh)
No. 320351
>>320346
>First it was "Billie's my gf".. Then it became.. "Billie is OUR gf".. Yeah, but that was all Greg though.
He fell in love with Billie, forced Lainey to date her, and forced his way into their relationship.
>"NO MORE LAINEY. WE MUST HAVE BALANCE. /furiously taps triangle diagram" Lainey didn't like it and even told Billie not to sleep with him but…
No. 320352
>>320348Bisexual can be trans inclusive (being attracted to cis women and feminine nonbinary people or cis men and masculine nonbinary people or so on and so forth)
it's just that she's not even bisexual
Greg just told her she was and she was like I guess he's right~
sage for slightly offtopic
No. 320353
>>320352Lainey is just there with this shit so that Greg can queerbait for his youtube channels
(forgot to add)
No. 320354
>>320046I just found out through EO
one of Greg's sisters (the one who's in the Air Force who also just had a baby) is still very close with Randall and his wife
so it's safe to say that all three of them are Randall's kids
sage for samefagging
No. 320356
>>320352No. bisexual is literally the attraction to men and women. (Bi=2)
Mostly people only use bi referring to an attracted to all genders if the person they are talking to wouldn't understand pan or polysexual and all the tumblrella princes that follow Lainey defiantly know the difference so she's either just attracted to cis people or she's so detached from the LGBTQ community that she doesn't even know what term to use.
No. 320357
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lol Lainey thinks she is clairvoyant.
She should apply these things that Mr. Astrology said on Greg.
No. 320363
>>320357Ah yes Lainey, only you possess these otherwise universal human traits and feelings you unique agender space prince.
Seriously tho, if you legit think astrology or horoscopes are real then you probably believe pseudoscience bullshit aka, COCONUT OIL CAN CURE CANCER, HONEY LITERALLY KILLS DISEASE
This shit rustles my jimmies.
No. 320369
>>320357even as an astrology buff myself, you don't need to know anything about it to know that posts like that usually don't mean shit unless you know your full natal chart, meaning you have to know where you were born and at what time.
Still…
>You tend to absorb the energy of others so avoid those who are always negativeInteresting.
>>320366Lainey's perpetually in denial, so I don't doubt that she noticed that immediately and chose to ignore it.
No. 320370
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>>320363Greg doesn't trust doctors and believes Sicesca mind magic can heal you, plus they're both uneducated as fuck (online psych degree doesn't count) so it wouldn't surprise me if they were into all sorts of bullshit.
>google Sicesca because I can never remember how to spell that shit>find thislol ok
No. 320374
>>320370
> you could worship meHoly conceited, Batman.
He gives me major Manson vibes, and would have probably been a Manson clone if he were more charming and less dumb. Narcs usually persuade people very easily and he can't even do that except for young girls with low self-esteem.
No. 320379
>>320370Is this sisesca thing a joke? Legit question, i don't know if this religion is just a joke or something the idiot really created.
Plus I thought he didn't believe in God and was an atheist
No. 320381
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Meanwhile, Sarah(Skarah?) is chillin' at Casa Del Onión…with her hands tied.
No. 320385
I meant
>>320383 , oops! Sorry
>>320382 No. 320387
>>320381sage for possibly reading in too far
but I wonder if this is coded
maybe Greg isn't "odd, but a good person" like she stated he was
I wonder if she's witnessed anything messed up, seeing how she is Lainey's best (and only) friend while living with them.
No. 320388
>>320387Part of me wants Sarah to be Lainey's "Ayalla" in a sense, but it's going to be incredibly difficult for Lainey to leave, the way Billie did.
(accidentally clicked reply before i could finish, my bad.)
No. 320391
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why does he care so much about his wife's precious feelings when he disregarded them regularly for 4 years
No. 320393
>>320391Because he's still in the love-bombing process and is very angry that Billie hasn't returned yet.
I hope…
No. 320395
>>320389Oh yeah, that's been made
very clear, considering the only way she became friends with Lainey was by pulling a Lainey and obsessively tweeting her until Lainey talked to her eventually.
The thing is, if Lainey has a brain, she won't even LOOK Sarah's way because of her age
and even when she becomes of legal age, Lainey probably won't want to be with her still because everyone will most likely accuse her of grooming Sarah for four years or some other shit.
>>320390The reality that she's 16 years old, dropped out of school, and living in another state with her emotionally stunted best friend/crush, said best friend/crush's sociopathic & narcissistic husband, and their two kids?
Yeah, probably.
>>320391
>aren't honest>fake bi>play games>aren't committedWell, someone's still sore about Billie not wanting to get rid of Ayalla and getting his tattoo (I say "his" because Lainey said everything Greg said about dumping Ayalla and getting the stupid "Lillie" tattoo was all his idea)
Imagine the headache Ayalla must have if Billie really is trying to work things out with Lainey or, at the very least, trying to be her friend again.
No. 320410
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Watch out, UK. Onion won't let you enter his contests.
No. 320420
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I wish this bitch would stfu about Billie already.
No. 320424
>>320410Does he not understand how VAT and customs charges works? He's an adult, yet he's never shipped anything overseas, ever?
If you're planning to send a package internationally, it's YOUR responsibility to either arrange to pay the charges yourself or make sure the recipient on the other end is able to afford it.
If anyone from the UK has to purchase anything from the states, there has always been around a £30 customs charge… and if I was getting a free fucking 3DS (which a second-hand one here goes for around £100 at the cheapest) I'd sure as hell have no complaints paying for customs.
He's doing this because he's a shit, if he cared about his fans so much, he'd pay the custom charges considering he's so fucking loaded – it's just another excuse for him to find something to bitch and whine over Twitter… this is HIS problem, and he should've checked the costs before he made the contest in the first place and said back then that international entries are not applicable.
Everyone and everything else is at fault, it's never him.
Every single day when I learn a little bit more about this loser, the more and more I fucking hate him.
No. 320427
>>320420She did the exact same thing the first two times she broke up with her, and it worked.
She's trying the same tactics again because third time is a charm, right? It's a mixture of self-pity, love-bombing and blaming Billie in another attempt to bring her back and if Billie can continue to resist it; she's a winner.
>>320426Yes, yes it is.
No. 320429
>>320391I've never seen Goblin defend his wife so much. No wonder Lainey keeps milking this smol betrayed clam bit.
>>320420Lainey, If you really loved her you'd understand why asking her to drop her best friend and brand herself for your husband is fucking insane.
The fact that she's still trying to talk to you and make amends shows me she "loved" you more than you ever did.
sage for general bitching
No. 320435
>>320429They're both trying to guilt-trip Billie into submission, it's a "tag-team" effort by both of them at this point… but they don't understand that what they're doing is abusive and disgusting from every possible angle and perspective.
The more they make her feel bad and guilty for leaving, the more Billie will be inclined to talk to them to try to keep the peace because she's basically a tree-hugging hippie faggot.
But keeping in touch with them will just give them more of an opportunity to lure her back because as soon as she takes the bait; they'll be quick to tell her that they forgive her as long as she does exactly what they say.
It's worked twice in the past already, so they're going to keep trying it until it no longer works… there will always be some smarmy subtweet out there made by them towards her because he's always done it to his exes so that won't change, but at least that's still better than the alternative which is living as a prisoner/slave under their roof.
No. 320437
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Hahaha… burrrrrrn.
No. 320441
>>320426I just don't get her. One minute she acts like someone is worse than Satan, the next minute she loves them again.
She's becoming more like Greg every single day, it's insane!
No. 320443
>>320437RT if you refuse to associate with people who likes to abuse children.
Sage for faggotry.
No. 320446
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Does this count as extra proof he lurks here? Or does he genuinely think he's well connected in the business world? Either way he's projecting.
No. 320449
>>320446I dunno, it could be taken in different ways… he's either salty that other YT'ers are declining opportunities to do collabs with him because of his bad reputation or… he's unironically talking about himself and projecting again as usual.
I'm not sure how it relates to him lurking here unless I missed something earlier that posted in the thread today?
No. 320453
>>320451Nope, anons have searched court standing records in past threads and have found nothing in relation to anything like that.
It's only Grease who has made those claims, and pretty much 80% of what comes out of his mouth is bullshit.
No. 320455
>>320420why does she even "love" billie?? They trash on her all the time. Obsessing over someone because you think theyre pretty isn't loving them lamo. Did you not learn from the first time when you clearly only married a "famous youtuber" because you thought they were hot from watching their videos. She thinks shes some hopeless romantic. She is just hopeless. How about you decide to like someone based on their personality for once because you clearly know how to pick em.
She just finds someone who is good looking who says they like her back then she convinces herself to obsess over them forever regardless of what they do. That's not love and your husband has just as much of a fucked view of what "love" is. You're not "hard to love" you pick people who don't know how to love or don't even love you, so no wonder you don't feel loved. She is such a frustrating person. How have any of her "friends" not slapped some reality in her face.
No. 320456
>>320446Looking in the order of context of those tweets, it may be in relation to his rant about custom charges, and this post here
>>320424 explains why there has always been charges with international shipping.
I wouldn't mind so much but Brexit hasn't even come into effect yet, it's got fuck all to do with Brexit… he's just a fucking idiotic hermit who has never sent packages overseas before and ran a contest without doing simple google search about VAT fees in other countries.
International custom charges have been in effect for decades here.
For someone who brags about other countries "closing themselves off" he sure has a small-minded view that his own country's rules must be the same everywhere else.
No. 320471
>>320456>a fucking idiotic hermit who has never sent packages overseas before and ran a contest without doing simple google search about VAT fees in other countriesThis is what cracks me up tbh. You can google "UK import taxes" and get a link to the governement website which lays it all out so simply and yet he still somehow missed the memo and decided a twitter rant would save the day.
>>320460I love that he's blaming the UK government lol. I think it shows how superior he thinks he is. Does he think they give a single fuck about some random youtuber? Does he think that he has anywhere near enough influence to change their minds with some tweets?
No. 320477
>>320471Lol… what did he even do? Did he actually just stick a load of stamps all over the parcel, paid for the weight and expected it to fly under the noses of international customs without inspection?
If he went to the post office to do this, all he had to do was ask them what are the ins and outs of sending packages internationally and they'd of been happy to of explain it to him, that's what they're there for!
But nope, he's ALWAYS right… he doesn't need anyone else explaining to him how to do things correctly!
>>320475>>I wish she loved me as much as I loved her! No. 320481
>>320475It's really sad to know that all they basically wanted out of Billie was a subservient fuckpiece.
From the start it's all been "our way, or no way at all" they never even took her feelings into consideration and neither did they introduce her to their fans as anything other than "my wife's girlfriend" and we all knew that was a fucking lie to begin with anyway.
Billie is old enough to make her own decisions and she seemed fine with this for a while, but it seriously didn't take long for Grease's true colors to shine through did it.
No. 320484
>>320468*sage
Reminds me of that troll who race swapped steven universe characters and got abused, said he was black and trans and then everyone apologised
No. 320488
>>320485>>she wrote 'fuck you' in pumpkinsLol, that is one of the funniest things Grug has ever made up; "I can't possible have done this because I swear to god I can't tie a noose knot, even though I brag about my militarily training all the time where they teach you how to do that shit!"
He's one of those psycho 12 year old boys who abuse animals and do emo edge core shit - except he's 31 and never gained any emotional maturity. Same profile as a serial killer.
No. 320493
>>320488Even if she did do it, would anyone be surprised considering the emotional rollercoaster they were putting her through at the time?
How did he even know it was meant for Lainey, it could've been meant for him for all he knew.
He coaxed her into fucking him, even when she told him that Lainey said no - it was him that was all like "I told her there should be no boundaries any more."
To be honest, none of the shit he said in that particular video added up, they couldn't get their stories straight (him and Lainey) and they both contradicted each other, especially when her followers were asking her questions about it on her Twitter after he posted the video.
No. 320498
>>320496>>has lainey actually had kidsYes, Two. The son is around 2. The daughter is a newborn. For all of their horribleness to their kids, they have kept them off social media for the most part.
>>320497Yup.
No. 320512
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"Wow my wife is so COOL! We get to abuse and sexualize bi girls all day together! SO. COOL."
God, they're annoying. And great at portraying bisexuals as people who can't ever have a stable, monogamous relationship because they're just so gay they need two partners or they can't be satisfied.
Pisses me off.
No. 320522
>>320140Holy shit, this is probably the best quality video I've seen of Greg's? The narration was a bit crap, he should have slowed down, but other than that it was actually… good!
I mean, too bad that it's 2edgy tryhard dear diary crap, but it's still much better than "me tarzan, me fart on dead baby, me make controversy!!"
I wish he wasn't too lazy to put that much effort into all his videos, because then I'd actually be able to sit through one of them rather than relying on anons paraphrasing it for me.
No. 320539
>>320535Im starting to just get annoyed at the fact that he just wont call it polyromanic/Polyamory relationship.
like i dont even see why it would be bad to use the terms poly unless hes trying to make it seem like hes doing this weird thing no one else has ever done?
No. 320552
>>320551while i hate the word he is literally cucking his own girlfriend…
"hey no longer underage spouse we should have an open relationship, nononono when i said open i meant i get to have sex you go take care of kids while i bang 'your' girlfriend
No. 320559
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Doesn't look like this was posted yet, so.
Holy shit, what a cunt. You can tell they never leave the house.
No. 320560
>>320559Holy shit, I have avdp and social anxiety and I still appreciate people attempting to strike up a conversation with me. They're just trying to be nice. It's MUCH better than being ignored like you don't exist (even if it might cause an anxiety to flare up).
Lamo is a 100% awful girl, I swear.
Also…Employee? What employee? She's sitting in house with onion sucking on her tits.
No. 320564
>>320559People literally get in trouble with their managers sometimes if they don't engage with the customers.
Lainey is a piece of shit. She's blaming an employee for ruining her day because they were just doing their job. Has she ever worked a job like this anyways?
No. 320566
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>>320559Was she always this annoying and awful?
I wish she'd go on another twitter break.
Seriously, though. She seems more of an awful person than usual lately.
No. 320573
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Is this an indirect snub to Lainey?
No. 320576
>>320575
>a reminder to her that she has nothing without him.Boy, ain't that the sad truth.
It'd be great if she left him but she'd be fucked if she did–he has the money to sue for custody of her kids plus she signed a prenup so if she left, she'd leave with absolutely nothing.
I mean, she could say that she was barely an adult when they got married, but I don't think that'd hold up well.
No. 320577
>>320576BS, she is the mom here. Her dad is a lawyer and her husband is an idiot who has documented all the drama in his and "his wife's" lives.
If she didn't tell Onion about her dad's financial advice he wouldn't make vids about "Mr. Grump."
If she wasn't as fucked up in the head she wouldn't get in relationships with teen girls and victimise them like Onion does.
She has no personality and constantly projects Onion's point of view. She's like 22 or 23 now and has aged out? No sympathy for this bitch because at 16yo drop out is living with them.
No. 320578
>>320573>You don't offer successYou are not going to be successful
>You offer beautiful loveYou are here to offer love when I need it
Translation of Onion lingo
No. 320579
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Lainey's tweets give me brain hemorrhage
Wanting to be a relatable teen is her #goals? Wow, I guess she really is following her hubby's steps.
No. 320580
>>320576We've been over it before - there's no possible way that prenup would hold up in court if Lainey actually fought it. She'd get the kids, alimony, and child support. It's part of why Onion wants her to be the one to walk away.
Lbr she won't leave him, she's nearly as fucked up as he is, but if it did come down to it she'd wreck him in court. And then we'd get some nice BAAAWWWW I HAVE TO PAY ALIMONY AGAIN!!!! videos from the tomato.
No. 320592
>>320539Because it doesn't sound as "romantic and inclusive" as "menage a trois" and "trinity".
Or because it's the fact that they've never done research on poly relationships and just treated this as a regular threesome at the start, until Gurg wanted to sink his claws into Billie and make her stay because he knew Lainey had jealousy issues and feigned interest in her for his benefit… too bad he never got his "menage a trois" in the end, because that only occurs when the third person is permanently living under your roof.
They were both stuck at the cucking stage, him at the start and then her at the end of it all.
>>320553Yep, we get these bored married couples cruising for bisexuals and poly folk all the time, it's nothing new but they're seriously a danger to the young and less experienced.
>>320555Because unicorn hunting is now another fetish for him, just like his ephebophilia fetish and his impregnation fetish… it''s always been this way for him, his fetishes and his sexual gratification always come first and actual responsibilities are nothing but a second thought, it's really common in sociopaths.
>>320559That's…. not how social anxiety works, the Tumblr version of it does though.
No. 320595
>>320593I don't get people who are against Greg but are Laineybot fans. She shits on them every time and yet they praise her and give her more support than she deserves.
What is so interesting and lovable about her personality anyway? Her whole identity is tied to Onion, he is her god ffs.
Do they all project onto her or what?
No. 320597
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jesus fucking christ
No. 320599
>>320597from greasecock's attempt at a serious video
"as you can see here from this survey people prefer this etc etc etc"
someone calls him out on it being a twitter poll
response "of course i was joking, everyone who thought i was serious and doesn't deserve to follow me"
he can never be wrong and it makes his fans happy because they think they're in on the joke but they're actually the joke
No. 320604
>>320597I love how he gave the option for a guy's dick size to not be important at all, but didn't carry the same option for breast size or height.
Didn't he also make the same poll about dicks and breast sizes two weeks ago?
Very much confirmed he has a microdick now, it's the only thing he doesn't want to be judged for; but he's all for judging women on their body parts.
A true neckbeard without the neckbeard.
>>320595Right? After spending 5 years around that scumbag she's more or less a carbon copy of him with her lack of personality and shitty attitude. They have no friends outside of themselves as they can't keep them long enough to grow alongside them or learn anything from them.
As for her fans… It's definitely projection, they're teenagers and all of them want to keep up with social media trends over IG, FB, Twitter and Tumblr.
They want to identify with Lainey because all she ever talks about is her "opresshun" as a "misunderstood, romantically-hopeless, sensitive, bisexual and genderqueer space prinXe with ESP powers" because it sounds exciting to them in comparison to going to school and doing mundane tasks…
They don't realize that the sad truth is; she's just a white, middle-upper class hetrosexually-married mother of two who is suffering from plain ol' boredom because she locked herself in an ivory tower with a big ol' greasy, pimply dragon guarding it's doors.
No. 320611
>>320606No idea, but that would be the most logical way to go about it… but wasn't his last contest for a Mac Airbook a brand new one he got from being sponsored though? There's no way the grumpy old miser would buy a brand new piece of gear just to give away to a random fan he doesn't even appreciate.
Even so, whether or not it was a sponsored/brand-new/second-hand item he was giving away… he's a whiny little bitch because he can afford international contest charges and I'm more than sure the winner wouldn't of minded paying the custom fees either once they received it.
I wasn't even aware he had a contest running though, does anyone know if he posted about one on his forums, Tumblr or FB? He certainly didn't advertise one over Twitter.
No. 320614
>>320611I just wanted to highlight this:
>>I wasn't even aware he had a contest running though, does anyone know if he posted about one on his forums, Tumblr or FB? He certainly didn't advertise one over Twitter.I'm very curious to also know what the contest was actually for, because if it was so that he'd pick a "winner" from teenage girls in barely any clothing; writing his name on their bodies… that is SHADY AS FUCK.
That's no contest, he's essentially buying gifts for underage girls who send him near nude photos of themselves and temporarily branding themselves with his name - do we have to start listing "branding" now as another fetish of his, ffs.
No. 320615
>>320446"Stop building walls" from a man so skilled at doing so that Trump should hire him to build that wall with Mexico. Lol. Funny he says this because he's isolated himself so much, and his wife even more. I wonder who turned down a collab opportunity with him to piss him off this much.
>>320410Lol is this why he did that "english accents are dum" video a while back where he was correcting the English "girl"'s speech because only he can speak properly? It probably is what that was all about. About him being a petty shit because he had to pay customs charge.
>>320559wow that's some tumblr shit right there. "DON'T ASK ME HOW I'M DOING IT HURTS MY FEELINGS!" wow.
Also, employer. Like she's had one of those.
>>320597He's clearly expecting fangirls to say "you, Onision!" w/r/t preferences, and sadly, he's going to get what he wants.
No. 320621
>>320576He doesn't want those kids, so she wouldn't have to worry about custody. Her dad has already said there are ways around a prenup, so if she really wanted to wiggle out of it she could. And her parents would probably take her and her kids in.
However she really does have 0 real life experience besides popping some kids out. She says she has a bachelor's in Psych, but thats useless without a master's. And even if she did get a master's I couldn't ever see her getting a job. Has she EVER had a job before, even before she met Onion in HS? She has no work experience, she has nothing. She could maybe have something with the following she's accumulated over the years but its clear she gives no shits about actually making a successful Youtube career and only wants the attention.
No. 320625
>>320621She could get some dosh from Onion to open her own private practice.
After all, freeastrologyreadings.com and her fans tell her she is an exceptional "empath", surely she would be one of the top therapists in the world
>Person enters Plain's office>They greet their therapist Plainey, whose face is glued to her newest iPhone>G-good day>Plainey tweets how her first patient is triggering her anxiety>I-I think I'm having relationship problems>Plainey looks from the screen with bored expression on her face: "Yes?">"I feel like my husband doesn't respect me and just wants to control me">Plain rolls her eyes: "Ummm…okay??">Sends message to Onion telling him she is horny for his dick.>"Uh miss…are you listening to me?">Lainey tweets how she got misgendered by cis people again, and how she feels like a sad smol bean>Completely ignoring her patient>Patient just exists the office without paying>Plainey complains on Twitter how everyone is just using her and she never gets anything in return No. 320631
>>320627Um… Good for you??? Now go tell them bitches @ eoliveson that. Thanks!
(You forgot to sage!)
No. 320633
>>320631I'm just saying that Onision should know that not every diet can work for everyone; some people thrive on a vegan diet, others don't.
Chill out.
No. 320639
>>320634Samefag here; I just wanted to ask if anyone remembered the details of his "body inspection" I mean "body acceptance" contest where he was rating underage girls showing
their half naked bodies and thigh-gaps?
I'm asking because there were a few results on Google mentioning contests that directed to his website/tumblr but he's deleted/removed them… (I'm guessing because he was reported for it) - maybe that was the actual contest he was giving away a 3DS on?
And if so, that is so fucking wrong and inappropriate regardless of what prize was offered, but it would be even extra skeezy if the 3DS was in relation to it.
>>320637Thank you anon, a quick search for 3DS bought up nothing though except a unrelated thread about video games, no mentions of a contest were found.
No. 320641
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>>320640Nope, he said they were female.
No. 320647
>>320643Wow… I didn't know that, I know I was able to with my old DS lite, how times have changed.
I just checked and you're right, so they're only going to be able to play games if they import from North America… which means even more international custom charges with each game they purchase, Oh. My. Fucking. God.
Not to mention, they're going to have to buy a plug adapter to change the US power currency to match the UK.
This is worst shit he's ever done to one of his fans, I'd piss myself laughing if it wasn't so awful.
Fuck it… I'm gonna laugh because that's what they get for following and idolizing a idiot hermit who has no knowledge of how the outside world works.
No. 320652
>>320650You're safe, don't worry… we've known he's been projecting through Trump since the start of that election.
They are so similar in so many ways, he hates people for what he sees in himself - Social Repose for example.
No. 320659
>>320627I'm going to have to agree with this anon here
>>320631 either sage posts like this in future or submit it to the likes of eoliveson.
There has been discussions in nearly every Greaseball thread so far about his diet, what it consists of, his views and background history regarding it. It'd be beneficial for you to search them first to answer your questions before asking about them in newer threads… it gets a bit of an eyesore having to read about it constantly because someone couldn't be bothered to do that.
>>320656I do recall the anti-o blogs and their followers reported him directly to Tumblr, so that may be the more likely reason they were removed.
No. 320661
>>320660Is anyone actually asking him what his dick size is? Y'know, considering he is the epitome of all honesty or some shit.
Bitch demands TMI from everyone else, but never participates in any of them about his own actual body or health.
No. 320665
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>>320664I think even AJ said that he had a tiny dick as well.
No. 320671
>>320656You're not supposed to tell us that, keep it to yourself!!!
He lurks here damnit!
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No. 320673
>>320634He mentions giving away 2 3ds's in this video (around the 2:10 mark).
I originally thought it was a joke but in the description he talks about how to enter the contest
No. 320692
>>320650I have no idea how he still has fans and relationships after all he has done. Clearly some youtubers have seen him for who he is and ran for the hills but as long as he still has subscribers, he's still going to upload his shitty rants and as long as doormat women are crawling all over him, he's still going to lie, cheat and emotionally manipulate them.
Even after all that was documented about him, his fans still drool over him. I think the most shocking thing about Adrienne's emails was how she imagined what it would be like to be with him and continued talking to him even though he was clingy, manipulative and childish. I mean aside from his disgusting face and body, that should have instantly turned anyone off!
I followed him when I was younger but I was a PRE-TEEN and random humour was popular on youtube at the time. What the hell do people still see in him, can anyone explain to me??
No. 320695
>>320693As if he doesn't have fucked up fetishes, ew.
But I will admit, my boyfriend does look at some of that shit, the mom/son stuff n etc.
(no1curr) No. 320703
>>320700I think this falls under the
definition of the type of people who have to say that they are something because they are in fact NOT that something; a perfect example at hand would be: Omission saying, "I'm such a totally honest person you guiz!"
No. 320704
>>320697Welcome to the real world "bro"
>>320700Is he still trying to claim comedy as a cover for his bullshit? who the fuck even laughs at his videos, the only funny ones are unintentional.
No. 320706
>>320700Hahaha, he IS lurking here; this "comedian" dispute was discussed at detail in just the last couple of threads.
Nowhere else has been talking about it, this is the only site that's bought it up.
See:
>>316507>>316511>>316516>>316888Sorry Grease, but giving yourself the title "comedian" does not make it so. You can throw a tantrum about it as much as you want to, it's not going to change the fact that you're not actually a "comedian"… You made your own FB pages and YT channels and gave YOURSELF that "occupation", you've NEVER worked the circuit, you've got zero experience as a "comedian", you won't fucking DARE do stand up in front of a live audience and you've never even been invited to comedy panel shows or podcasts where it's quite easy to get a gig if you're actually good enough at it.
Making pre-teens and teenagers laugh at your stupidity ≠ "comedian", what you are at the MOST is a very inappropriate clown for hire for teenagers birthday parties where the parents still need to be around to stop you from trying to diddle their daughter.
No. 320716
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>>320700>>320706He talks about being a comedian like it's a fucking gender identity or something. Like, because he identifies as a comedian, he is one.
But to be a "comedian" you need an audience. And what do we call comedians with an audience solely comprised of children, Greg? Google it rofl
No. 320717
>>320559"How dare THE HELP speak to me!"
Gee, what an empath who is sensitive to the feelings and emotions of those, around her.
No. 320725
File: 1480718792386.png (48.18 KB, 625x493, wow.png)
Doesn't he not realize that saying shit like this is one of the justifications that sex offenders give for fucking around with underaged girls and boys?
No. 320729
Yeah Greg, you are one hell of a comedian!
>>320721Onion being molested confirmed.
>>320725I think he's retarded if he doesn't realize that.
No. 320731
>>320716One thing for sure is that it's certainly getting to him that those outside of his teenage fanbase know that he definitely isn't one.
You can tell he's taking it very personally, as much as "cuck" did when he started his greasesome adventure… he wouldn't be spamming his Twitter with this bullshit otherwise, like the "I'M SO HONEST!" spiel he constantly spews; he's attempting to force the idea into people's heads that he is a "comedian" until they start to believe it.
Of course his braindead fans will parrot anything he says about himself, but it doesn't matter - he's still delusional and nothing will ever change that.
No. 320732
>>320717If this was the early 60's, she'd be one of those rich white women with black nannies and she'd sneer if one of them accidentally brushes up against her while cleaning.
"Ugh. Filthy animals, the lot of them!"
No. 320733
File: 1480720043994.png (13.08 KB, 582x89, doormattruelove.png)
Oof, let's take into consideration that Lainey was a frequent abuser of that dog face filter…
No. 320734
File: 1480720068582.png (372.28 KB, 456x810, playa.png)
You just keep ignoring those psychos and do your thing, girl.
No. 320750
>>320745Lel wasn't an actual theory, but the mindset of NAMBLA members is basically the same as what he put in that tweet. Those assholes think that age isn't important and believe that kids as young as 4-5 can actually consent which is disgusting. Onion is of a similar mentality where he thinks that a teen giving into being pressured or coerced is legitimate consent when it's not.
He has no comprehension of the insecurities of these girls and no care either.
No. 320754
>>320650Obesion is the Bill Clinton of Youtube:
Fucks around with younger women.
Won't take a woman saying No.
Cheats on his wife
Once the comedy is gone (Phil Hartman and Darrel Hammond) the kids who grew up realized what a piece of shit he is.
No. 320758
>>320593Empathy in that sense existed in religions like paganism and wicca, I just can't remember the right word for it. Will had a fictional 'empathy disorder' which I guarantee some MBI snowflakes will start claiming to have.
But neither of them have empathy at all. If either did they would feel remorse for their bullshit, which they don't.
No. 320759
File: 1480725033397.png (97.24 KB, 475x543, oops.png)
…and the dirtbag has an extremely rare moment of clarity.
No. 320765
File: 1480726416549.png (48.1 KB, 467x613, jeez.png)
I really miss the small army of Twitter trolls that used to directly confront his bullshit, but they all seem to have disappeared since the start of fall.
Seriously, he must of made at least over half a dozen posts today alone in relation to Billie… he can't stop.
No. 320766
>>320765Technically, it wasn't even 8 months. Billie must of visited between 6 to 8 times during their "relationship" and stayed for about a week at most each time so….
8 x 7 = 56 days in total, and they broke up with her twice during her stays (not including the spats in between that Lainey had with her through jealousy) so technically he couldn't keep a "threeway" relationship for more than two months in total without some sort of breakdown happening within that time.
He's such an expert at threeway relationships, isn't he.
No. 320769
>>320734Lol for real. Lainey/onion keep tweeting like lainey got played by billie. Shes probably mad because billie wanted to talk to her like a human without being in a relationship, and lainey is like but they must like me and date me. Otherwise they are garbage but also let me tweet how much i love them.
Like is she an idiot? What happened was YOUR HUSBAND cheated on you. He did. He cheated on you 100% two times now and probably more and you still suck on his peen like he gives a shit about you. Shes just a hole and baby making machine. Nothing else and she loves it. Shes garbage. I don't know how anyone can sympathize with lainey anymore at this point.
The best scenario is onion loses his youtube career and then lainey realizes shes just stuck with an old man who gives 0 shit about her and cant pull in all his fans to tell her shes pretty. Like imagine 10 years from now. She thinks they are going to happily grow old together and raise their kids? HAHA. I really hope their kids dont turn out like them and realize their parents are dipshits. Those poor kids.
No. 320770
>>320769…DAMN, ANON.
That burn though.
No. 320771
>>320765But we "shouldn't get involved" and "let the milk flow naturally" kek
I vote for bringing back the anti-onion crusade, even if it's just the two of us
No. 320773
>>320734She knows way too well that, no matter how her feelings are for Lainey, getting back with Lainey means being placed under Greg's control, no Ayalla, and a crappy forced tattoo.
Smart one, this Billie…
No. 320775
File: 1480732028870.png (25.35 KB, 591x231, image.png)
Someone's read the ex interviews from a few threads back…
No. 320776
File: 1480733194781.png (76.64 KB, 1242x440, IMG_8437.PNG)
…. Has he met his wife?
No. 320777
>>320776I think this is a snub at Lainey, though.
Lovebombing phase complete, so now he's back to treating her like shit.
No. 320797
>>320794>>320795Can you both just stop. This is embarrassing. Stay on topic please.
>>320777>>320789And the cycle begins anew. I'm sure he's egging Lamo on in the grooming of the new blue haired girl, or whichever teen(s) Lainey is creeping on rn.
No. 320799
>>320573you basically can't deny that this is about lamo and it's kinda sad
>>320579if this is current it's dumb af. she broke up with billbong but wants to act like she was wronged
>>320583her dad is a lawyer
>>320776top kek
I think the only way billie will come back is if she cuts off ayalla and it's like totally unlikely to happen. I think in two years lamo and onion will be divorced and there will be milk, and then the cycle will repeat.
No. 320802
>>320800I don't think there's any within Onion's greasy grasp quite yet. Maybe he's low key making her feel shitty so she'll reel one in a little quicker since she'll feel like she needs the attention more desperately? Onion seems to do a lot of what pick up artist's typically call "negging".
I think the blue haired Billie wannabe is a likely option, though I recall her being in her early twenties already, so maybe Onion convinced Lamo to set her sights elsewhere.
No. 320803
File: 1480753382993.png (41.55 KB, 571x361, stfu.png)
Omg you guys just had a baby. Why don't you care about that instead of ~heartbreak~. You're already married, stop trying to have another person in your dysfunctional piece of shit marriage and confusing your kids. jeezes christ
No. 320805
>>320803Jesus fucking Christ
>Sadness! Heartbreak!>accurateBillie, please, just block these two dumbasses already and enjoy your life. Let them rot in their shitty house, you don't need that putrid shit known as "trinity with plank and gorg" in your life.
No. 320806
>>320803>teenager gets with a creep while 17>forces a 19 yo into relationship over and over despite being jealous and controlling>demand that said teenager brand herself to prove her love in the "holy trinity"Ya "it" has caught "it's" husband's mental illness by being cut off by family and friends and only being able to hang out with her 16 yo nanny/friend who was kicked out of her Christian house because she got into Onion shit and decided to tell her parents before she was a legal adult that she was an atheist?
Aren't parents not allowed to kick people out that are under 18? Why is Sarah there? Why aren't her parents being charged with crimes by kicking out a non-emancipated teenager out because of religious conflicts.
I'm not telling you all to go after Sarah's parents but I'm saying it's weird that her family kicked her out while she was underaged and enabled her to live with a cultfucker who likes underaged teens and a wife that likes to fuck teenagers.
sage cause nypa and this guy is a pedo.
No. 320813
>>320771He's really selective in who he replies to, he'll only reply back to tweets he can mock or take advantage of (for example; those with poor grammar and spelling errors) he won't ever dare take on someone who is smarter than him.
I've been doing it since February and it's not affected anything except make his retarded fans rage at me, I've been blocked by Billie and Lainey, but Ayalla has been nice enough to talk to me at times and is receptive to kindness and advice.
You should come join us again, it helps when there's more of us and knowing he reads those tweets is pretty rewarding in itself.
(sage for twitter reunion)
No. 320814
>>320813Lol I pointed out to his fans on his fb page that he made a video humilating lainey and portraying her as a monster (the My Wife and I broke up video with the white board drawings) and they're like OMG IT WAS COMEDY, it's on speaks channel and lainey was having twitter melt down during it.
Not white knighting plainey I think she's a dick too but yeah.
No. 320815
File: 1480764588840.png (341.27 KB, 469x573, omg.png)
He is STILL fucking stupid! How can anyone be this stupid?! He still refuses to take responsibility for not checking out how international customs work.
Not only that, it's still region locked, you fucking NONCE.
No. 320819
>>320776Was that in relation to this tweet?
>>320559Cause if so, LOL, Lobocop must be buttflustered by now.
No. 320822
>>320820This lol, he is so butthurt about being called a mediocre comedian so he is trying to get 5 stars on his facebook page
Also if you have a facebook account, you can review him as one star and put the privacy setting to "only me", so he cant see who gave him one star
No. 320828
>>320822Lol thanks for the tip, I left him a 1 star.
Although I warn you guys there was a café in my country who were known to treat their customers like shit so people began giving them a ridiculous amount of one stars. To combat it, the café did something similar to Onion boy in that they gave away vouchers to people who gave them 5 star ratings. They got so many negative responses that Facebook decided to remove the rating section altogether from their page (pretty disgusting that you can't read reviews for a place that serves food, gross). I hope this won't happen to Onion's page. Sage for mildly OT.
No. 320830
File: 1480771339749.jpg (18.52 KB, 555x279, kj.JPG)
Just in case, if you are reviewing Onion, don't forget to adjust privacy settings so the creep doesn't stalk your facebook
No. 320841
>>320836I have no idea. Maybe that number only counts public reviews but the overall grade counts every review?
Otherwise it's pointless to allow "only me" as a privacy option if it's not gonna be part of the overall grade.
No. 320843
>>320840If you're earning over a certain amount of money a year, you HAVE to file taxes otherwise you're going to jail… and if you're not paying them currently and then suddenly do down the road, you'll be investigated and made to pay what is owed from previous years.
They all get caught sooner or later.
>>320841Let's wait 24 hours at least, if the number hasn't risen considerably by then - I don't think "only me" votes are going to count.
Fuck… that's going to be disappointing as I really don't want to make another alternative FB account just for this either.
No. 320852
>>320848This is so funny I snorted fuck
>>320849>>320851Man, i'm pretty sure he doesn't pay shit. It's Greg were talking about. But yeah I'd be fun to watch him explain his taxes because we all know he's *~brootally honest~*
No. 320853
File: 1480778829270.png (6.61 KB, 434x147, deffo.png)
He actually hits every criteria of a "confidence trickster".
He absolutely LOVES to use dictionary definitions if they help him "prove" (re; mislead) his braindead fans that he is something that he actually isn't, but feel free to spam his social media accounts with this screenshot if you like, I implore all anons to do so if you have any throwaway accounts (I want you all to stay safe).
>>320820He has ZERO integrity, and for someone who self-proclaims themselves to be the most "honest" person alive, he doesn't fit any definition of the term, he's basically exploiting his fans for good reviews like you said.
>>320849Hahahaha, anon… yes.
No. 320856
>>320822He isn't even a "mediocre comedian".
There are amateur comedians out there really trying hard and working the circuit, honing their craft through performance art and improving themselves by personal experiences through their audiences and meeting other comedians and picking up great tips from them to improve their skills.
He's a fucking clown… the kind that turns up at children's parties in a spray-painted Ford Transit van with balloons crudely painted on the sides; boasting the vibrant "ONISION" logo.
He's a self-proclaimed "comedian" and when people are laughing at you at your expense, rather than at your jokes… does not a "comedian" make.
He's a lolcow.
No. 320860
>>320759he's insulting his fanbase, that would be career suicide to anyone else! why does this motherfucker can get away with absolutely anything? he's the biggest douche ever for gods sake.
i know that for onision's standards this isn't a huge deal, but hell, this would make any other youtuber lose so many subscribers. it's fucking ridiculous.
No. 320861
File: 1480781053428.jpg (42.22 KB, 306x324, jane.ellison.financial.secreta…)
>>320858No, let them!
They should screencap everything he actually said, send it to a politician and watch him get investigated because he's asking an aging grandmother to smuggle a 3DS into another country without paying import taxes.
Fucking lol.
No. 320862
>>320803more like
Person A: interested in you romantically
Person B: manipulates, manipulates, manipulates
Person A: falls in love with you and the facade of "love" you give them.
Person B: you're mine bitch! you have to do everything me and my girl say! you have to live like i want you to! now go get a tattoo RIGHT NOW
Person A: Scared scared scared!
Person B: Sadness! Heartbreak!
No. 320865
>>320815someone also needs to point out to him region locking, and that even that person gets their DS, they won't be able to use unless they buy NA games, which will cost more because taxes.
herp
No. 320866
>>320865you can buy it in the online store without paying the taxes tho, js.
But he's dumb for not knowing about import taxes. Lots of yt'ers don't ship to EU for this reason.
No. 320868
>>320851That was the intention of anon's
>>320849 VERY brutally honest joke, yes.
This is what gets me about douchebags like Gurg, they think "brutal honesty" means; "I can insult you all I want to, because I'm telling it like it is."
Brutal honesty actually requires tact and sensitivity for it to make a difference, you can make a joke about it as long as there's some kind of light to the end of the tunnel about it.
Gurg doesn't do this, he masquerades his insults as "tough love" - which is the worst way to deal with people of any walks of life, its a completely selfish tactic made for their own self-congratulatory gain.
(sage for tangent)
No. 320878
File: 1480787203049.jpg (29.53 KB, 345x356, IMG_20161203_184615.jpg)
8 hours ago, his grade on Facebook was 4.2, now it's down to 4.1 even though his fantards are massively giving 5 stars hoping they'll win a 3DS.
That makes me believe our private votes are influencing the overall grade after all, so keep voting farmers
No. 320879
File: 1480787365704.png (588.29 KB, 720x959, Screenshot_2016-12-03-09-39-30…)
Who is in the background?
No. 320886
File: 1480790460370.png (34.93 KB, 540x217, binkiecomebackplz.png)
That does it, Lainey.
You are officially THE creepiest and obsessive ex lover of 2016.
Go out and celebrate it. You deserve it.
No. 320895
>>320878idk, i made two accounts with throwaways. one was set to the "only me" setting, the other was public. the number of 1 star reviews didn't change with the first one, but did immediately with the public one.
so i recommend everyone to make a fake profile with
>>320894 that throwaway email site. it takes literally a minute.
more believable if you change the profile picture and set everything to private though
No. 320903
>>320759Fucking kek - tigers are part of the cat family, and cats fucking die without taurine, which is in meat specifically. You cannot make a cat a vegetarian, unless you want to fucking kill them.
"Retarded teenage girls" indeed. Include yourself in that, Greg.
No. 320906
File: 1480796350082.png (43.31 KB, 537x269, NSK532K.png)
some of these are lovely.
No. 320917
>>320044He looks exactly like his father.
No wonder he hates himself so much lol.
No. 320918
File: 1480800327129.jpg (93.8 KB, 810x477, IMG_20161203_222351.jpg)
lmao someone made a fake Billie account too rate him, nice
No. 320921
>>320909I left my profile public. I could give a fuck about some edgy 13-year-old girl telling me to an hero.
Of omission called me out, I wouldn't know because I don't watch his videos, so.
No. 320929
>>320903you could theoretically make a cat vegan if you supplemented the fuck out of it's diet. though it's true taurine is from cows, it is synthesized in labs.
Sage cause im a vegan poc but all for animals eating meatz
No. 320931
>>320929Yeah, I've known vegans who
shudder have forced vegan diets on their animals, and have used the synthetic / supplementary taurine so their poor kitties don't die.
I've also known vegans who have pretty much killed their animals by insisting they'll be just fine eating a healthy vegan diet (this was back in the 90s when internet info on why this was retarded was not prevalent.)
No. 320935
>>320933/snow/ for sure.
>>320918>alotsomeone did their homework, that's Billie's style for sure. A+
No. 320991
File: 1480824722087.png (18.27 KB, 560x282, 001.PNG)
hey guys, so i made a fake greg profile to rate him with. i'm stoned so i have some writer's block. any suggestions on what i should add onto it?
No. 320993
>>320991Seek not asspats, lest you become the cows you lol at.
No need to post what you're
gonna write; just do it. And no need to post it here unless it makes him sperg out, in which case, post his sperg out.
No. 320995
>>320947He probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference anyway. If they're all set to private.
I can see him claiming that his ratings are going down just because of here or wherever else. No Onion, people actually really do hate you who have nothing to do with these kinds of sites. He's the one bribing people for good ratings anyway.
No. 320998
File: 1480830166535.png (111.77 KB, 852x691, review.PNG)
welp
No. 321009
File: 1480834133955.jpeg (73.5 KB, 750x828, image.jpeg)
Looks like Onion made his own starter-pack
No. 321020
File: 1480840147300.jpg (37.04 KB, 858x555, Clipboard01.jpg)
No. 321026
File: 1480842687981.png (30.82 KB, 537x319, hm.png)
Did I do this right?
No. 321028
>>320998>>321026FUCK
Cue his next ranty defensive video in 3 2 1
No. 321031
>>320725Can you imagine using this line in real life? In any kind of social situation…at a dentist office, job interview, at the bank…
>nuuh uhhu i no prisoner of my age u can't tell me wat to doFuck, Gergles is completely stuck in his own reality.
No. 321034
File: 1480849415454.png (136.12 KB, 480x683, Screenshot_2016-12-03-23-53-33…)
Even Donald hates him lol
No. 321038
File: 1480850817442.png (34.68 KB, 470x228, Screenshot_2016-12-04-12-25-43…)
:D
No. 321040
File: 1480851297486.jpg (21.77 KB, 553x134, 898.JPG)
oh shit
No. 321041
File: 1480851346672.png (43.11 KB, 523x277, damn.png)
damn near pissed myself seeing this
No. 321046
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No. 321049
File: 1480853374306.png (54.31 KB, 640x390, IMG_3334.PNG)
Poor Reptar
No. 321052
File: 1480853563950.jpg (42.49 KB, 635x396, asd.JPG)
Onion pretending he has a managment team
No. 321053
>>321052He really does big himself up to make it sound like he's more important than he actually is.
How do his fans not see through this, it's transparent as all hell.
No. 321055
File: 1480854858681.jpg (10.83 KB, 200x176, 152.jpg)
>>321054Fucking swish, anon.
No. 321066
File: 1480861316829.gif (960.66 KB, 245x250, IMG_0161.GIF)
>>321054Holy shit this is gonna get my all day
No. 321111
>>321105tinfoil hat theory.
Greg is too cheap to buy her a phone and only lets her use his or he only uses hers!
No. 321125
File: 1480892244639.png (181.47 KB, 325x662, aj.png)
So
>>321121 got me interested and I looked up AJ on FB to see if he mentioned her in the video. If she does live in Seattle, she only lives about a 45 minute drive away from Gregs house. I wonder have they ever ran into each other (if Greg ever bothers to even go to Seattle)
No. 321138
File: 1480896269161.png (346.38 KB, 470x542, Capture1.PNG)
anyone know what billie leaked?
No. 321140
>>321139So, he talked shit about someone and it's not is fault, according to him.
You are the "leak" (also, holy shit, he thinks "leak" is spelled "leek". Dude is retarded.)
No. 321153
>>321152Maybe this is an attempted at making Billie do something/leak ? That or he lurked places like here and the speculations weren't to far off from the truth.
Regardless I'm curious of what it was/is ..
No. 321168
File: 1480904062341.png (130.91 KB, 1040x498, Onionboy.png)
No. 321173
>>321170I definitely think it's his dad.. Because it's accusations.. From personal statements.. I think it's definitely his dad. And just after they broke up.. Info about his dad surfaced.. To the extent that there was actually a face and a name to the individual he kept talking about…
If Billie really was the leak.. Then I encourage her to leak more shit about onion.. But leave his other 'innocent' family members I guess.
No. 321178
>>321177they did, but I don't think anyone found/posted his facebook before.
plus all the hilarious fake reviews, one of them is using his dad's name and profile photo.
No. 321197
>>321192>>321194Okay, I use ".." as a way of expressing a short pause in my thoughts.. It's not common, but it's just my way of expressing my thoughts. People who personally know me know that's how I normally type..
>>321195Last time I checked, Im not a disgusting white boy who thinks he's holier than thou.
No. 321202
File: 1480907706174.gif (875.05 KB, 232x320, 7eurW.gif)
No. 321204
File: 1480908516649.png (165.88 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20161204-202305.png)
Onion translation: I prefer damaged people because they are easier to manipulate and are probably already used to being abused.
Saged for not knowing how to crop. :|
No. 321205
File: 1480908530404.png (14 KB, 580x106, Untitled.png)
Is he still trying to make Billie get that tattoo or something else?
No. 321211
>>321205Probably.
He reminds me of those pimps who will force their prostitutes to get tattoos to claim ownership. It's actually pretty disturbing how close it is to Gerg's behaviour.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2795610/pimps-tattoo-names-prostitutes-bodies-mark-property-police-gang-marked-sex-workers-sign-loyalty.htmlSage for OT.
No. 321227
>>321138>>321139>>321205>>321219His father's information has been on the internet for a while, so it's pretty obvious he's pinning it on Billie just to complain about how she doesn't want to get back together with Lainey and be forced to follow Greg's commands.
I like how Billie's been doing her own thing but I just want one finishing blow from her to the terrible twosome, to be honest…
No. 321238
>>321237welp
sounds like Greg's lurking and knows that it wasn't Billie that spread his
already public information
No. 321250
>>321247So he really is lurking here. His self-esteem must be really low.
…..HI GREG
No. 321254
File: 1480927812226.png (574.93 KB, 480x640, ec7.png)
>>321253jfc he looks like he's in his forties
getting closer and closer to becoming the emo dad he was meant to evolve into
No. 321256
>>321255hdu it's
an american flag blanket which means he's definitely not in the middle of a breakdown!
No. 321257
>>321252He already told his dumbest fans to go vote 5 stars for him ("funniest" review gets a 3DS).
His overall grade was higher, like 4.3 because his fantards were spamming 5 star reviews on his page and the comments were shit like "dinosaur RAWR xD" .
Then farmers decided to give him one star with actually hilarious reviews and someone impersonated his father (See:
>>321040 ).
Onion might've seen it and thinks Billie did it or something. Though we don't know for sure what that TL;DR was about anyway.
Anyways I suggest farmers should do more one star reviews, they are hilarious and make onion very butthurt
No. 321259
>>321250He's talking about Trump but it's too big a coincidence imo. Seemed like subtle holier than thou mocking.
Sage for tinfoil hat-ery.
No. 321267
This all sounds like utter bullshit again, what leak? Nothing has been leaked, I haven't seen anything, Billie isn't posting anything. He used to play these same games with Shiloh whenever they broke up, he knows if he says something even without evidence, his fans will believe him and attack her.
It's not about his dad, people knew about his dad years ago, photos and info has been posted about him before in more than three threads, it's absolutely nothing new and newfags need to start wising up and start using past threads for reference before playing guessing games in newer threads.
>>321257He specifically said he knew it was them because of their IP address, you can't see IP addresses on Facebook, not even on fan pages or business pages.
No. 321274
>>321253OMG I have never seen so much butthurt in one video we need to make an award for the most
triggered asshole on the internet and give it to him and then see him sperg about that like he is in this video, kek.
No. 321298
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>>321293I'd says that accurate.
No. 321304
>>321293>>321296>>321302You guys sound no better than Onion. Especially since he's known for making fun of the girls he
abused in any way he can, years after they broke up.
No. 321305
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>>321125>>321298I think she can still look pretty cute but she needs to calm down with the eyebrows. I hate this IG makeup trend everyone is following lately.
Also, holy shit I had no idea she's the daughter of Al Jourgenson. I fucking love Ministry.
No. 321306
>>321304Just ignore the projective shitposting. They're saying all anyone needs to know about themselves really.
>>321305Supposedly that's why he went after her. Trying to capitalize on her dad's fame because he wrecked Shiloh's career entirely. How did these two even meet by the way?
No. 321310
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I think Eugenia would look a lot like Hannah Minx if she gained weight. Onion only wants her to gain weight for that reason (and of course because after she is ~saved~ she'll totally owe him one and marry her ~knight in shining armour~) He's not concerned about her safety, he's concerned about whether or not she's "fuckable" to him.
No. 321311
>>321310Wasn't Hannah Minx one of the older women that he was really into? It really is starting to look like Onionhead can't impress mature women with his small dick and 4th grade toilet humor, so he goes after insecure teenage girls because.. well, beggars can't be choosers.
Sage for slightly off topic.
No. 321317
>>321311She flat out ignored him, it was pathetic. He keeps harping on about her still because she was the one that got away, the one who was immune to his shitty manipulation tactics.
>>321312Not really. It's pretty obvious he has a thing for alt girls.
No. 321321
>>321315Learn to read, retard. Onion has a boner for tearing down anyone who he's dated, and you saying the same shit he does about them is validation. I'm not an SJW, I'm just not a hypocrite. I'm not going to shit on Onion for saying what he does and turn around to do the same exact thing.
And add someguy to the list of people we accuse other people of being when we disagree with them, right after Onion himself.
No. 321328
>>321321Last time I've checked
retard, you've claimed we're "abusing" his exes by making remarks about their appearance which is just that, remarks. Also, everyone has a different opinion, and we never mentioned how "ugly" they were.
Besides; this is a gossip site, not an ant-o Tumblr blog.
No. 321331
>>321328Excusing your hypocrisy because "everyone has an opinion!" Lol. Might as well have your own thread if you're going to act like Onion.
And I still didn't say that. I said you're validating his abuse. Again, learn2read.
No. 321333
>>321331>>321332Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize I was validating Onionhead's abuse by making minor remarks about his exes…which many others have in almost all the Onion threads. I don't condone abuse towards them but you're taking shit way too far with your "allegations" about my/other comments.
Might as well say you're whiteknighting the exes even though Onion's done much worse than we have.
Oh yeah, I'm totally Onion, kay.
Dumb hoe.
No. 321346
Found Onion's review of hotornot.com 11 years ago.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/review/R16WM3YEODLKKL?ref_=glimp_1rv_cl Most of his reviews are shameless self-promotion.
No. 321347
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Did anyone see this? Apparently a fan tried to blackmail him?
No. 321354
>>321343Click on "digging deeper" on the left of the site, scroll down to the first window. I would've copied the shit he wrote but the pc won't let me for some reason.
Hope that helps!
No. 321360
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On a separate note, this appears to be someone Billie is copying.
No. 321396
>>321381I think it's a narcissist thing. Putting people on a pedestal right off the bat. It makes them think they're special, gives them a sense of security in the relationship, makes them want to stay forever. My ex did this too, after me suckering in a new poor soul every 3 months, calling her his "missus", his "betrothed", and then fucking around with jealousy games, and then dropping them and vilifying them when they weren't ok with said games.
Onion does that same shit. Puts girls on a pedestal when he meets them, then gets bored and starts fucking around with their self esteem, and then never fucks off, but instead videotapes them having a meltdown that he pushed them too so the world thinks they're crazy, or tries to drag them through the mud when they leave, or just keeps the cycle going with them until they die.
I'm afraid Taylor's stuck in that third category. She's just going to be stuck in this til she dies. She's too dumb, indoctrinated, and codependent to fuck off, and he would need her to leave in order for divorce/child support court to rule in his favour, so he'll never actually leave her and she's stuck.
No. 321404
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Creeping his Facebook. He really does build himself up. When was the last time ANYONE saw him on any of these channels? Back with the banana video shit?
No. 321414
>>321413>It might have been funnier when it was made because that style of comedy was popularAs someone who followed Gergles even back then, I can honestly say: that video was cringeworthy and is going to continue to be cringeworthy. It got most support from 12-14 year old bananatards.
OBZ actually made a parody off of it that was legit funny and Gergles treated him like Enemy no.1 over it when they met, lol.
No. 321421
>>321419I'm not sure if anyone stil remembers this, but some time before this video was posted Gergles made a completely serious anti pedophilia video on his Speaks channel.
It was extremely weird - the way it was edited - very "propaganda" and cult like. The content was basically "I am Onision, I'm going to work to stop pedophilia. I am Onision", etc, jump cuts, black/white zooming on his face and repeating "I am Onision" throughout the video.
I have been trying to find it for the longest time and was never able to find the exact right one. Anyway - I was very surprised when seeing
this video, parodying the whole subject.
No. 321426
>>321423Believe me, it was in no way hilarious ( well, considering how he's living his life now - it would unintentionally be, lol - you're absolutely right ) - but it was one of the most bizarre videos I have seen on YT at that time and it has stuck with me.
>>321424Valid point, anon, valid point. There were more that are now gone/have been for quite a while.
No. 321428
>>321426There's an old livestream videos from 6 years ago when he
did address the pedophelia comments his fans made (not against him per sé, but minors trying to get in his videos and some other shit) for a bit but that's it.
No. 321429
>>321428Yeah, I'm pretty sure that video's going to be lost forever unless he one day decides to randomly re-upload ( and edit - because I can't imagine he would have the balls to upload the actual original ) it for attention.
It wasn't the topic that was odd - it was the way he went on about it - in a manner of "I am Onision ( zoom b/w face ), your new world leader, I promise you we're going to stop pedophillia, I am Onision ( zoom b/w face )," etc, you get the gist.
No. 321433
>>321429Yeah, I understand. Someguy said something similar to your wording when he first exposed Sicesca to the public eye.
Something along the lines of 'his speaks videos are a direct messaging service to indoctrinate the viewers to his religion'. I'd put the video here but some people will get mad.
No. 321436
>>321435No, I see pt. 1 in the sidebar. Thank you, kind anon!
In return I give you ( since we're watching older videos ) Plankton when she looked at least half alive, but still condescending as ever.
No. 321437
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sage for tinfoil hattery.
so i've been thinking about this since i saw it. another cow i regularly keep up with, is rydenarmani. (she has a thread here
>>73491)
i'm the one who posted about
>>321138. i checked his twitter after seeing ryden's reply to him in screenshot above, and saw his rant about the billie leak. i was distracted with that, but still i was puzzled as to why greg was commenting on ryden's fiance committing suicide. it happened months ago, and i don't know why he would know about her or the situation at all.
so what i'm thinking is, he was indeed lurking lolcow and the "leak" was about what he saw here with the billie faker or whatever else. i'm guessing he was browsing pt and lurked ryden's thread as well?
idk maybe i'm reaching too far
No. 321439
>>321436Anytime, glad I could help! :)
Ugh, why does she suck so much? Bitch can't even read correctly! Granted, she was very pretty back then, but that's no excuse! Stay in school, Lainey.
>>321437Psychopaths stick together, don't they? I'm pretty sure he's taking a liking to this website.
No. 321445
>>321293Uglier? Now that you mention, I can see some slight resemblance to Laineybot, however Adrianne is much prettier.
I agree that she's the best looking out of girls that Onion's been with.
No. 321449
>>321448Tinfoil here. A vid with Skye. What if he is implicated with #pizzagate and turns out to be a total pedo?
Current wife isn't interesting. Shiloh ruined her music career in Canada. Tay is 22 or 23 and got with him at 17 and aged out?
No. 321452
>>321449Huh? Please explain your theory, I'm interested.
>>321451How so?
No. 321457
>>321455Oh okay lol yeah I'm familiar with the #pizzagate conspiracy, but how does it tie to Onion? Doesn't he have to be "super famous" and powerful or something like that to join?
To the high-level pedobears, he's just a peasant, a nobody.
Though, look up exposethebad posts on kiwi farms, as they're based on Greasecock. I don't think they're legit by any chance but he's mentioned Onion was preying on a fellow officer' teenage daughter. (Don't take my word for it, these allegations were stemmed from the "I can get access to Onion's military files!" era.)
No. 321458
>>321451I think at some point he truly loved Shiloh. I think everyone could feel a real connection between the two of them. Vid related. They don't do the shit that he does with Lainey to "prove their love", like the really awkward kissing/him sucking the life out of her in photo form. It turned bad because they're both nuts in their own way.
He owes Skye his success. She was the only person that could tolerate him, so he snapped her up.
No. 321471
>>321466>>321468>>321470I think that he also looked the best back then and could be considered attractive if you were a teenager into guys with long hair.
The video that Shiloh made with their memories and Skype confession was so cute (and sad, in hindsight).
No. 321476
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>>321474Calm down with your paranoia.
If I were a fan of his, I would be sperging all over tumblr how he's misunderstood because of his brutal honesty and not sitting on lolcow.
A lot of teens (sadly) did see Onion as attractive, which is half the reason why he has any fanbase at all and why he was attempting to play up the ~Manic Pixie Dream Boy Image~
Too bad that fillers and messy hair aren't able to hide how disgusting he is anymore.
No. 321479
>>321437I'm thinking you're right, he made a huge post that was definitely accusing Billie of something and then suddenly deleted it… then replaced it with a Tweet saying a "fan blackmailed him" in an attempt to cover it up.
He's never even followed Ryden on Twitter and as you say, if this happened months ago; there would be no reason for him to bring it up now.
He even started getting offended by the truth that he's not a "comedian" that was posted only a couple of threads ago; so I think he's "catching up" with his threads on here, otherwise… it's just too much of a coincidence, y'know?
No. 321480
>>321474This. Not to mention that Shiloh was still underage when he was cheating behind Skye's back to fuck her.
He's been displaying sociopathic tendencies since he first got on the internet, even his old (very early) messageboard peers made note of that.
You forget his YT career is to "act" behind a camera, fuck this shit about how "nice" he was acting back then, there's more than enough evidence from back then that proves otherwise.
No. 321481
>>320745I used to get very strong bitter gay man vibes from Omission. He obsesses over certain male youtubers and other male internet celebrities in a very schoolyard-bully-with-a-crush way, whereas his interactions with girls and women only really show how much he hates them. He claims to be a "feminazi" who thinks women are superior to men yet he's always abusing and trying to destroy the self esteem of all the women and teenage girls he comes into contact with. He likes defeminizing his wives and girlfriends, too. It wouldn't surprise me if even his unsafe sex/pregnancy fetish is related to punishing and destroying women, turning them from attractive young girls into used-up and stretched-out moms nobody wants, purely by the power of his smegma-covered microdick.
It’s like Omission is jealous of young women because they have something he wants but cannot have for himself, so instead he settles for manipulating and destroying them.
Of course, I could be completely wrong. I’m no narcissist whisperer.
No. 321497
>>321455>>321458>>321461>>321462>>321463>>321465>>321466They're cute too. The grass picture speaks more volumes than any of the potato pics combined, which is very sad 'cause she's his current wife.
Even in his old sites (despite the creepy undertones to them) he constantly talked about her, how she's the only one who understands him among other shit.
Saged for it being-non-Shiloh
No. 321512
>>321497Oh wow… I actually felt like I was going to tear up watching that (not the bits with the skits, the parts where it was like vlog-like footage)
I truly hope Skye is happy and doing well in her life v__v
No. 321515
>>321466This is the time when I watched Onision the most and of course as he and his relationship grew more toxic I realized what a crazy fuck he was.
Although I think he's such a piece of shit for cheating on his wife, he did seem genuinely happy with Shiloh for a while and it's depressing that he will probably never have that again. Is that what he's been searching for with all the chicks after her, or does he just not care anymore and need something stagnate to stick his dick in occasionally?
In the videos with Shiloh you can actually feel chemistry and connection. With Lainey there is nothing. They honestly come off as siblings that bicker all the fucking time. He looks at Billie like a fuck toy, something fresh to play with.
He was always a psychotic POS but man did he grow so much more toxic and disgusting as the years went on.
No. 321518
>>321515
> siblings that bicker all the fucking time.They're starting to look more like each other every day too.
I remember in a video Lainey described herself as a really fun ride? I think that's the only thing keeping them together at this point, which is sad. I mean no, Shiloh or Skye wouldn't have ever allowed the greasomes but Greg also wouldn't have needed to have any with them. His relationships now feel like shitty porn prompts.
No. 321524
>>321522
>>By the time period depicted in the HD Universe, Lazlow has become a washed-up former radio "star" in denial of how far he has fallen. As a result, his personality flits between self-loathing, nervousness and desperation on the one hand, and excessive arrogance and self-aggrandizement on the other. In GTA V, Lazlow is written more specifically as a parody of American Idol host Ryan Seacrest, hosting vote-in talent show Fame or Shame alongside his radio gigs. By this time, Lazlow's personal life has reached its nadir. His inappropriate sexual urges have cost him several jobs, he struggles unsuccessfully to maintain a youthful appearance despite his obvious aging, and he is constantly belittled and mocked by those around him, including his much younger and already more successful radio co-host. This results in a breakdown during a radio interview with the founder of the cult Children of the Mountain, causing Lazlow to rant about his decline in popularity and difficulty keeping work, the shame he's brought to himself and his family, and his ever-increasing desperation to stay on the air leading him to less-and-less dignified work.Shit is too real…
No. 321539
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Plankton reblogged this on Tumblr.
Why does she act like a whiny teenager who got dumped by their week-old boyfriend? She's fucking married. With children. If love isn't real, why is she still married?
More importantly, why the fuck doesn't she stop whining about Billie and go be a mother? Fuck, she pisses me off just as much as Onion does.
No. 321543
Is everyone done now with their nostalgic sympathies? This has been going on all day and it's getting really fucking annoying having to read everyone parroting each other about it.
It's now shitting up the thread.
>>321539Because shes still trying to make Billie feel guilty in hopes that it will get them to reconcile… she'll continue with this bullshit until Billie either blocks her completely or gets into another relationship.
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>>321537I don't see it, either. I always thought Skye just looked worn out and…sick. He clearly didn't treat her any better than he treated Shiloh or any of his other victims.
You guys need to quit romanticizing them. They weren't "cute together" and did Greg didn't love Shiloh or Skye because he doesn't love anyone. He abused them, period. Are you forgetting all the shit he did? Here's a fucking reminder. He never, ever seemed like a real person. Shit, maybe Shiloh needs to jump in here and remind you how much he abused her so you stop saying they were cute and *~connected~*.
No. 321546
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>>321545This.
She's said plenty of times that she regrets ever getting with him… romanticizing their "acting" in videos is not going to prove otherwise.
No. 321547
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>5 years from now
>lainey escaped with the kids
I think Greg really loved Lainey for a while. He looks like a real person here, kissing her. Look how cute they actually were… they look like they had a true connection. Not like the ugly bitch he's with now. Bet he's crying over Lainey in the shower…he really fucked up. He was almost a real person.
No. 321548
>>321547He only "loved" Lainey when she was a teenager. When she grew up, they started having marital problems and it got worse the older she got. He has a real problem, honestly.
Here's one video that really freaked me the fuck out the first time I saw it. It's like he's trying so hard to convince people that 16-17 = 18 and legal and that he has the right to ogle/fuck them despite being more than a decade older than those girls.
No. 321560
>>321436Gonna make a video that splices this with examples of him showing said sociopath behaviour.
If anyone can point me in the direction of some relevant videos that would be sweet. Got a few contenders already.
No. 321565
>>321475I don't watch a lot of his videos but how are they able to get an unedited copy? It's interesting that she says she's no bi at all.
Also I was watching Leah Remini's (?) series about the cult of Scientology (and the doc Going Clear) and I got creepy vibes from Greg when I came back to this thread. He's like a cult leader.
No. 321571
>>321548
>It's like he's trying so hard to convince people that 16-17 = 18 and legalIt's funny because in this video
>>321419 the pedo is after a 16 year old. I mean.. Is it wrong or not to go after teenagers? Maybe it's only gross if you're a 80 year old, but not a 31 year old with a hot VEGETARIAN BODEEEEEEH
No. 321574
>>321565I assume Greg was streaming on another site. Recorded his own stream so he could then edit it and post it on youtube (or elsewhere) an DSSCTM was recording since the cameras started and caught that bit Greg later edited out.
It's just a matter of two different people recording the same stream but greg edited some stuff out of his.
No. 321578
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He's become obsessed with judging teenage girls
No. 321586
>>321578>>321585A lot of insecure little girls looking in all the wrong places for some acceptance. Being told by someone you think is "popular" that your pretty when your a teens is like a ego/confidence boost, I guess. Makes them feel special and important …
I feel like a majority of those views are those girls whom were hoping they got selected for his crappy rating..
No. 321597
Christ… are the Lainey sympathisers coming in from the anti-o blogs again? I thought we were rid of them a couple of threads ago.
>>321593She's 22 years old, she's a grown adult… she's fully aware of her behavior and she's just as bad as he husband is; if not worse for supporting and enabling his behavior, if you can't fathom this or understand the circumstances why, either read the previous threads and catch up or just leave, you'll find you won't be welcome here if you you derail the thread with support and sympathy for her.
This isn't the "Lainey support/sympathy group" - it's lolcow.
No. 321603
>>321599I'm not
>>321593, but I agree that she was a kid when she was thrusted into some mature ass situations because of this creepy ass man from the internet, so it's natural that she's childish or says things most common said by teenagers
but I also agree with you that while she has been manipulated by Greg, she's not stupid. She's choosing to stay in a shitty situation and the only victims here are Troy and Claire.
But I also feel like one needs to also consider that sometimes, someone who's been abused can become just as toxic as their abuser and will sometimes take on mannerisms their abuser possesses in order to avoid being abused.
sage bc tl;dr who curr
No. 321606
>>321121oh my god
"she cheated on me with a 25 year old dude when we were 15"
are u seriously criticising her for that onion??????
No. 321612
>>321611No.
Billie hasn't posted shit anywhere, neither has Ayalla… noone knows what the fuck he's going on about - it's probably something he conjured up himself just to find another excuse to put Billie on blast; which is probably why he removed it so quickly.
Unless the greasy, fat fuck posts evidence of Billie doing something wrong, nobody should take his word for it considering he's a pathological liar who expects everyone to believe in his "honesty" and "truth" without anyone ever questioning him.
All I know is that he made a couple of Tweets moments later after deleting the huge accusatory post saying that a fan attempted to "blackmail" him… a nasty decoy tactic if I ever did see one, he knows nobody will question him about that and if they did, he'd just ignore them and refuse to go into detail about it.
Take it all with a grain of salt, he's talking out of his ass again for attention.
No. 321623
>>321565I think everyone's forgetting that Greg was biphobic. He used to say that everybody that was bi was a cheater/is going to cheat. Especially during the time he dated Adrianne.
Lainey had various profiles saying that she's bi. Clearly she's on the spectrum somewhere if she's fine making out with other girls.
No. 321624
>>321550Wasn't one of his goals back in 2005 to achieve eternal youth (as well as create his ~online empire~)?
He has failed so bad.
No. 321626
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Someone posted this on his forums
No. 321628
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>>321626oh I bet he raged over that one
No. 321633
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>>321626I've found the original thread here:
onision.xyz/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=1736
Not deleted, just bumped down to page 3 from all the preteens making threads where they ask Onion to rate their looks.
Tried making an account to bump it, but Onion forums have extra security when it comes to accepting new accounts.
No. 321644
About Lainey and the extent she's manipulated… ok, none of us can peek inside her tired tumblrina head and see what's going on so I don't know either.
What I do know is that I sadly dated a narcissist (or a sociopath or a psychopath, idk, I just know he was a violent, abusive shithead). When I look back and think of things I thought or did before I kicked the fucker out of my life, well, I really wasn't in my right mind. I was fucking crazy. Then again, luckily my actions didn't hurt anyone but me.
The manipulation practically makes you live in an alternate "reality" where ethics, morality and truth itself distort completely as far as the narc is concerned.
So, my guess is she's manipulated to the extent she's practically not a person herself anymore, just an extension of Gerg. Does this absolve her from what she's doing to her children or Gerg's possible child-brides? No. Nothing makes it ok, and even if everything's more Gerg's fault, she's guilty too. Which doesn't chance the fact that Lainey needs help -but she can't be helped until (if ever) she decides to help herself and leave the greasy microdick.
saged for partial blogpost
No. 321646
>>321624Yasss! Someone finally gets it!
He wanted to be a huge internet mongul but never took off successfully, as far as we can see. Ha!
No. 321657
>>321656He has a habit of shitting on female celebrities that are more successful than he is.
He had a rage-on about Sia Furler some months back because she was "always" covering her face to "hide the ugliness" (Really Grease? What about you wearing masks whenever you get a chemical peel or botox injections?) which makes me wonder sometimes if anons' theories such as
>>320745 and
>>321481 may actually have some substance to them after all.
No. 321662
>>321657Funny how he doesn't diss the female rocker celebs (i.e: Amy Lee), just the
normal ones…
No. 321665
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>>321644It's possible to have a have more than one Cluster-B disorder as they can be so closely linked and related at times, which is why anons refer to him as a "narcissistic sociopath" - it depends on the extremities (whether malignant or benign) they exhibit on a constant basis, and he's exhibited both countless of times from the past to the present day.
>>So, my guess is she's manipulated to the extent she's practically not a person herself anymore, just an extension of Gerg.Bingo… many anons here just don't sympathize or empathize with it any more, and you seriously can't blame them for it.
When someone refuses help from outside sources; either professionally or familiarly - whilst simultaneously "crying wolf" leaves people 'disenchanted' (for lack of a better word that isn't as sensitive as that) especially when they support and enable the actions, thoughts and even participate in the fucked up desires of their nutcase of a lover.
I respect anti-o blogs like chaseagainstonision, vivicadoolittle, i-spot-bullshit, Gina's blog, ect ect… because they barely get involved with the likes of Stevie (eoliveson) and Keith (d0ntstandsoclosetome) who are fucking mental in their own right.
But lolcow isn't the place for "I support Lainey" bullshit like Tumblr is; they have their own blogs for making posts relevant to shit like that, it's just not welcome here.
No. 321668
>>321662Let's be realistic though, he'd RUIN her if he ever had that chance to.
Luckily for everyone, the lady has more self-esteem and life experience than him or any of his fans could ever have combined.
No. 321678
>>321657Yeah I never really noticed that until an anon mentioned it a few threads back and suddenly it all started making sense? He really does come across as bitter imo (maybe not as a gay man but probably a closeted trans who can't transition because he's too ugly).
I think maybe also he sees himself in competition with all these other artists, comedians and musicians. The difference being that he doesn't have an ounce of talent.
No. 321697
>>321679what?
is this true? also how is that possible?
No. 321699
>>321682Wow that bit at 1:30. Repulsive. I can't watch this shit.
People wouldn't think you were pedophiles if you didn't mull over 14 year old girls all the time.
No. 321704
>>321682Also Greg just because some girl says other girls are cute or pretty doesn't mean they're bi or even agendered (whatever that means).
It's kinda creepy how he's making her rate them on camera. I'm sure he has a humiliation fetish too.
>>321678I don't think that. He probably hates women because of what his mom did to him.
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>>321682They're apparently also using pictures that weren't even in the thread. But Greg has been caught using pictures from random people that have nothing to do with him and saying they're his fans before.
No. 321721
>>321717I wish that post got more attention and I wish
>>321706 would've called him out more instead of thanking him.
Onion just gets creepier by the second.
No. 321726
>>321725I can see right through his bullshit on this one, anon: Basically he's saying that so that Lainey wouldn't even
entertain the thought of bringing another man into their bedroom. Young girls only!
No. 321727
>>321726Same anon but just to add, I want to ask, why does he even care if another man wants Lainey? Isn't that what he wants in the end? For Lainey to divorce him, take the kids, and be with someone else?
Something about men makes him fucking angry but I don't know why, especially in this situation.
No. 321735
>>321729I was thinking the same thing. Considering this happened already
>>321713 The ones of emo looking 13 year olds look real though.
>>321730Right. Anyway, when are they gonna pick the newest grease-wife already? Lain seems healed enough from their latest heartbreak. SOMEONE needs to keep this marriage alive after all
No. 321747
>>321718>>321730>>321741sounds like someone's jimmies are rustled.
Either way, please stop derailing the fucking thread. If you want to baww about whatever side of the gender debate you're on, do it in another thread.
also, lrn2sage because no one cares.
No. 321755
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>>321754christ you get so upset when someone doesn't jump on the LAINEY'S JUST AS HORRIBLE AND BAD AS ONION train. some of us actually understand what abusive relationships and brainwashing do to a person. go back to your corner.
No. 321757
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>>321755yeah you've been embarrassing yourself for awhile now, you might want to be less obvious with your shitposts, sis. poor lainey the way she preys on teenage girls just like her husband. she's a mother, and an adult. boohoo such victim complexes, get a grip.
No. 321758
>>321757>>321755Both of you are embarrassing.
Playdoh-face is not a cow, or a child, or a master manipulator, shes just a boring woman who got into the wrong relationship and refuses to leave. Shes not terrible, shes not good, she doesn't need or deserve sympathy, shes just boring and not worth talking about. Bring your focus to the actual problem, which is onion.
No. 321765
>>321750His fans are young and won't bother searching to see if his 'fans' on the video are legit. Why would they call him out on it?
The plus side is he's not as well known to older fans or younger ones. He's fading, and I bet soon his 'fans' will be random Google image searches.
No. 321796
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I feel like he reads lolcow every day.
Or maybe his comment section on youtube really is complaining about him doing nothing but rating teenagers every video.
No. 321801
>>321799Not that anon:
Not sure if we're both late night trolling but if you took place in lolcow.farm cytube discussion, then you witnessed former admin admitting to using cookies to monitor us.
They had some psycho trust on Taylor R. but managed to get into contact with an Anon who was mortified when they contacted them? Conspiracy theory or an asshole for an admin? Don't trust them.
No. 321805
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Took this off of the i-spot-bullshit tumblr but it seems like they dropped that luxymoo girl.
No. 321807
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>>321805oh god give it to me. she's not even making it subtle either.
also she says in another tweet 'you both dropped me as soon as you got girlfriends'. girlfriends. hmmm. typo or was alloallo part of the 'trinity' too?
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Lol, did anyone see this on Ayalla's twitter? She used "onision" and "laineybot" for her video tags…
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Sage for off topic but got bored at work and creeped on Lainey and found her talking about her hubbys cock on facebook.
No. 321818
>>321706That he does, he's even refused to edit his videos to take out said photos that people didn't give their permission for him to use.
>>321722Him even saying that line sounds fucking creepy as all shit, it's the sort of line you expect to find on the back of a dirty porno video.
She doesn't have any fucking "itches", Grease. She doesn't want to be in a relationship with another person, she's said this half a dozen times herself over Twitter, yet you keep forcing her into them to supply you with teenage poon… it's not in the least bit honest or integral, you don't want to admit the truth to your fans that you're just basically a dirty old man using his "entertainment career" and "wife" to facilitate his sick, greasy fetishes.
>>321797The "Billie anon" had troll's remorse and joined a board chat, giving themselves up because they didn't expect everyone to take them so seriously… that's apparently how they were caught; according to farmhands and the admin.
>>321808Haha, and Social Repose too… she's totally leaching off their fanbases and she doesn't give a fuck about it either.
>>321815LMAO… Lainey keeps on dodging the questions about whether he is or not. I have a feeling he is cut after all.
No. 321819
>>321816They're both strange. Pretend they aren't internet "famous" (I use that term loosely…) and you're friends with them. They're a married couple with a 10 year age difference and their biggest hobbies are… looking for teenage girls to join in a "ménage à trois" and shitposting about circumcision and breastfeeding their children forever.
No wonder they never leave the house. They wouldn't have anything in common with any other married couple. Even if they did find
someone normal to be friends with, they'd quickly get scared off once 12 year old Troy latches onto spaceprince's tit to breastfeed and Onion pulls out his vegetarian dick to shout about circumcision.
No. 321822
>>321819>>they'd quickly get scared off once 12 year old Troy latches onto spaceprince's tit to breastfeed and Onion pulls out his vegetarian dick to shout about circumcision.That gave me the first genuine laugh of the day, thanks anon.
>>321805Hahaha… not that I'm in the least bit surprised, but that has to be some record breaking feat for them right there.
I thought Eugenia or Social Repose were the quickest they've severed ties with friend, but Luxymoo has them all beat now.
At this point, they do this to themselves… the isolation is self-inflicted.
No. 321825
>>321823No "fan leaked info", he was accusing BILLIE of leaking info and he deleted that post.
He accused a fan of BLACKMAIL, they are not in relation to each other.
Get your facts straight first before spreading misinformation, eh?
No. 321838
>>321834I was thinking the same thing, there hasn't really been any direct correlation between her and lainey.
As for the screenshot showing Lainey not following Luxymoo back, it might of always been that way for all we know.
No. 321844
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>>321842
Brother K is an anti-circumcision activist
No. 321846
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>>321838>As for the screenshot showing Lainey not following Luxymoo back, it might of always been that way for all we know.Nah, she stopped following her about a week ago.
I know lainey used to reblog her selfies
No. 321850
>>321847>>321844This guy is just as big of a lolcow as Gork. Apparently, even in the anti-circumcision community he and his followers are looked at as total nutcases. He also legally changed his fucking name to Brother K. What? Running from one's own past much? Lol.
Oh and he literally thinks God gives people foreskin as a mark of being fully intact, and it's like against his will to remove it. I'm not even fucking kidding this interview is a lulzfest:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/03/28/brother-k-circumcision-same-sex-marriage/ No. 321854
>>321852LOL
Like she gives a fuck about her kids.
No. 321862
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>>321851Lainey is happy because cuckboy is a millionaire
No. 321898
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Guys I'm so excited
No. 321900
>>321898I hope cyr goes fucking hard in this video.
Although I'm sure Onion will just make another video talking about how shitty a friend Cyr is because he let Greg buy him some meals.
No. 321906
>>321898BITCH IT HAS BEEN MORE THAN 20 MINUTES, RELEASE IT NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No. 321911
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Can't wait for Onions next 10 videos in cyr after this
No. 321912
>>321878anythings an improvement at this point.
Hey gerb, even if you were attractive like you're trying so hard to be, you're still a disgusting person.
No. 321916
>>321910OH, brilliant. He's doing god's work.
I enjoyed that immensely.
No. 321920
>>321918Agreed. 1:27 was amazing tho. so glad he addressed that.
sadly most of his fans side with greg on that matter too (I've seen it in his videos comment sections) saying the girls are all of legal age anyways.
keep it in mind these fans are pretty fucking young, so being 18-19 to them is like being woah super grown up, a legit mature adult and ignore the fact these girls are all barely legal and that Greg is an old creep.
No. 321924
>>321911The description gives a little more:
"I had this video sitting on my laptop for about 3 weeks. I didn't know what to do with it, and I didn't know why I had made it. Part of me wanted to express my experiences living with Onision, and my experiences with how he's treated people in his life, etc.
I figured wasting any more time on this guy was tasteless. Instead, I decided to make a little song expressing the way he monetizes his life. All of it. Everything. Things nobody really asked for. The biggest problem I have is the way he hides behind "comedy drama" while simultaneously releasing authentic drama, during events in his life, affecting him, and the people around him. He will treat you like you're an idiot for assuming some of his "mock" drama is real, but to be clear: he knows EXACTLY what he's doing. He's admitted it to me.
I remember him laughing while talking about how much his "Betrayed Wife" video made. He made 5 additional videos, milking that shit for money. Some real, but then dwindling off into some fiction, only to deflate how fucked up the whole thing actually was. Sometimes I wonder why I allow myself to get caught up in this stuff. Listen to the way he explains himself. Justifies himself. It's mechanical. Robotic. The guy emulates empathy, and does things specifically to
trigger emotional responses. He told me how on his "Onision" channel, he would disable Top Voted comments, so that way people had a hard time figuring out whether or not the drama was real. I'm guilty in perpetuation this mindset of his. I'm also guilty for not coming to this realization earlier.
Everything in this man's life can be exchanged for a dollar. His channels prove this. That's no kind of person you want in your life. "
No. 321936
>>321930that or the word "tranny" will
trigger her beyond belief.
No. 321941
>>321938eh cyr seems sincere, onion is crazy and ended his other "friendships" on twitter before for them promoting meat eating
onion is just crazy, cyr seems cool tho and this track is decent could been a bit harder but i guess he didnt want to waste time on a long trak
No. 321944
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Onion too dumb and selfish to understand people do fundraisers for CHARITY and not for their own benefit like he would.
No. 321959
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lmao, he retweeted a tweet that's more than one year old.
No. 321961
>>321938Normally I'd agree with you (they did similar when Cyr made a video about how Onion was abusing his wife to be uploaded to Onion's channel) but something about this video seems like Grekk wasn't involved. I mean if they were to plan this together, I highly doubt he'd want to be portrayed as a paedophile since he's trying SO HARD to erase thay image.
I mean it's still possible this was planned, I was expecting a much more serious and detailed video. As an artist, Cyr could have written this to parody Onion's "haters" or for it to be a song in their voice. But at the same time it could just be his way of dealing with all of this and while I would have done a serious, sit-down, 20 minute video giving my side of the story, maybe that's just not his style. Maybe he knew hitting Onion where it hurts (ie making a video showing his musical talent lol) would have a greater impact.
All I know is that I'm going to assume it's real until proven otherwise. If we get a series of videos back and forth between the two, well I'll know it was fake.
No. 321965
>>321958She won a regional Emmy for an essay, basically. These are not the same type of Emmy's you see on the televised awards show and in fact they're a borderline worthless accolade that just about anyone can obtain. This was back in 1993 but she still holds on to it like matters still. I guess when your son is the living epitome of failure due to your molestation of him and through your own ritualistic mental abuse, and every single husband you ever had ran the fuck away from you due to your sheer level of insanity, you have to focus on the little things in life…
>>321961Honestly I don't doubt this is legit. The way it's gone down so far is too organic for merely drama. The fact he's ratted out what Gerg does with his life drama for financial gain is really evidence enough for me. Even if this were planned such a revelation would still be detrimental for him so I find it difficult to believe he'd allow it otherwise. It makes sense Cyr's not saying much other than this dissing video. Anything more, and Gork has the ability to make a financial gain from it through exploiting it…which is what Cyr got across in his video rather simply lol. If anything his planning on how best to handle this has so far been utterly ingenious. He even planned the upload time to when Onion wouldn't be paying much attention to YouTube. Pretty slick.
No. 321976
>>321970lmao, it's even lower than when he started
incoming onion meltdown over being a 3 star comedian
No. 321982
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>>321535omg sauce on shiloh being a furry? i can't find her anywhere and that sounds hilarious
No. 321983
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>>321982Here you go! Hehe
No. 321992
>>321990They've made videos on a lot of straight up awful channels but even Onision is so trashy, so low that it might harm their reputation.
And nothing would happen except for Onision rubbing his crotch while looking at social blade. Though, we would get milk albeit temporary.
No. 322010
>>321910I never watched Cyr's videos. He sounds like Conor Oberst.
>>322002Can't watch this. Jus the thumbnail is enough to make me cringe. Does he think he looks hot in women's clothes?
No. 322017
>>322002This just shows how much of a lowlife he is. Cyr's call out video focused on the fact Greg is just a shitty person all around and pointed out his character flaws. While Greg insults everyone in Cyr's family (calling his SO a whore, saying his mom sucks his dick) and then somehow throws an insult that Cyr is adopted and doesn't even have a family.
I clearly didn't expect much but holy shit.
No. 322023
>>322020>just proves cyrs video right by bringing up money once againYup, I called it after Cyr uploaded his video that the biggest "comeback" Greg will have is how much money he spent on Cyr. This video proves all of Cyr's points 100% that he'll do whatever to keep drama going so he can get money.
It works too, because here we are watching this train wreck. At least I'm happy to see that the like/dislike ratio in the video is nearly 50:50
No. 322024
>>322014Well he shot himself in the foot with this. Cyr's video didn't have a lot of views. Now the number will spike.
Also Cyr's girlfriend might be crazy but she's somewhat good looking.
Plainy is plain at best though Grease is even uglier than Plank and crazier than Cyr’s gf.
>>322019He should apply for the Trump administration. I can't believe he was such a huge Clinton supporter. Must be completely blind to how much Trump resembles him.
The two them have the same tactic: creating so many scandals nobody knows what's real anymore.
Blatantly lying and thinking no one will check if person XY really said this.
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>>322025fuck i'm so glad onion burned that bridge. bless cyr.
No. 322028
>>322002could somebody summarize the video? I can't bring myself to watch it.
>>322025kek.
No. 322035
>>322002This is what happens when you try to make a burn track in less than a day. Embarassing.
>>322028You've got to watch it. Even 5 seconds will give you a very good idea of what the rest of the video is like
No. 322036
>>322031thank you so much, anon.
>>322035I wish I could but I can't. I have a very low cringe tolerance and this would be torture.
No. 322038
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>>322025Jesus is Cyr based.
No. 322040
>>322031gurg wishes he looked like a russian prostitute. that's what his cross dressing fetish is about.
sadly, his cave man face will never look as androgynous as cyr's. to make it even worse cyr looks younger than he is and he's not even 30. must be so hard for poor gerg.
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his fans are dumb
No. 322057
>>322046He never accepts the fact that his content is just not fucking funny. It's always, oh someone's just BUTTMAD AND OFFENDED. Just further proof that his talent would be more suited to being a party clown.
>>322055I hope Cyr keeps going, personally. It's too funny. Just go everyone else's route and don't mention him by name
No. 322058
>>322002that comment about his Cyr's mom has to be projected.
Also why does he think he's allowed to be a homophobe when it's convenient?
No. 322059
>>322046He's basically the equivalent of that one douchebag who is always at your friend's parties, saying really offensive shit and trying to cause in-fighting between the guests; and then when they're confronted about it, they're all like "BUT IT WAS JUST A JOKE, MAAAAANNN."
That is the pinnacle of his "comedy" skills, he can't actually formulate humor beyond "LOOK AT ME! I SAY OUTRAGEOUS SHIT!" drunken frat-boy levels.
No. 322061
>>322060 His twitter is beautiful.
cyr @cyr
Yes, @ItsBabyDash is part Russian. She is FROM Austria, and currently writing her thesis on Rhetoric. No I didn't try to marry her at 17.
No. 322067
>>322065as far as i remember youtube only counts your view if you watch the video for 30 sec. i may be wrong though.
i keep responding to commments but in the end i know its a lost battle. most of his fans are retarded.
No. 322073
>>321990he wouldn't do enough research on the shit onision has done. leafy and elvis have done onion vids (and they make very similar content to h3h3, let's be real) they only scratched the surface of the shit grease has done. he would just find some bad onion vid and mock him for his content and ignore most of what makes onion dangerous aka his creepy personal life and mindset.
h3h3 doesn't put that much effort in his vids, sometimes he actually tries like with the whole CS GO: Lotto thing, but even then most of the facts he shared were things a different channel had already discovered.
His content just isn't as good anymore, and i'm starting to think maybe it never was.
No. 322074
>>322054i think he has a limit though. Like with JoeySalads or SoFLo, he mocked them while being civil. But the moment Joeysalds/Soflo started doing shady shit he actually called them out.
His content now is terrible though, i'll give you that.
No. 322078
>>322072damn. I just watched the whole thing now. I only watched 30 sec when it was posted, but now forced myself to go through the whole thing… how many times did he say faggot? none of the things he said makes any sense. he sounds high in some parts and clearly spent a whole day filming that ridiculous loss of time. Pathetic. Thank god he was wearing masks, seeing his face would only make things even worse.
I'm sure you are reading this Onion. Seriously, the best thing you can do is delete your sad channel, you greedy ass.
No. 322089
>>322072He got so freaking fat. Wow.
And yeah, there's nothing in this video that could be considered a comeback… Cyr's video used Onions own material to speak for itself while Onion has to attack Cyr's girlfriend or the fact that he's adopted.
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>>322088And I think I'll have nightmares from his penis being so visible in this video.
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>>322092I think it's just so he doesn't habe to dub the song.
Also: look what finally made an appearance again
No. 322110
>>322091Considering he's also out in the cold air, I can estimate that it's mostly his bollocks that are jiggling there, he peen looks no bigger than his forefinger… soooo, I'd say around 2-3 inches at most flaccid.
That's around (under average) peen size, it doesn't dangle further than the top of his thigh.
The micropenis is real.
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People are mad at him for talking shit about Dasha.
No. 322115
>>322113Just proves cyr's point that he mixes the real drama with the fake so that his fans won't know what to really think.
>>322114a true feminist
No. 322117
Hmmmm, Cyr's girlfriend liked my Tweets where I called him a fucking liar, so I'm less suspicious now that this is all fake drama.
>>322113They're more than likely the type of kids who crowd around a school bully; egging them on without getting directly involved.
Their type of "comedy" (re: uninventive cheap laughs) is basically bullying someone and laughing at their expense until they get told it's a shitty thing to do, then it's all "It was just a joke!"
Birds of a feather and all that.
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No. 322121
I'm a bit puzzled because if his fans (the ones who are only now realising that he's a cunt) have been following him for 2+ years, they'd know that all this "feminism" "all lives matter" "I support LGBT" and "I'm a liberal" bullshit has only become a recent development of his since… well, since he started pushing Lainey to find a girlfriend back in mid-2015.
Surely, they must've seen his posts and videos where he was blatantly and openly racist, homophobic and misogynistic before then? He's always been that way since he first started making webpages back in the early 2000's.
Which makes me think that his pretenses were deliberate to broaden his outreach to more teenage girls, basically luring them in with current topics and trends as clickbait… which means, he was getting bored of Lainey by only their second year of marriage.
It's taken a year for him to finally drop this charade and show his true colors again, and all it took was Cyr to make a video about how much of a phoney he is for him to lose it.
I'm glad at least some of his fans have found out about his true persona sooner rather than later, but it's got the ball rolling at least… it's just a shame his more devoted followers won't step out of the Church of Sicesca's doors and follow suit, but it's a start at least.
Everyone just has to remain vigilant now, and sabotage every attempt he's going to make at diverting the criticism away otherwise he'll start afresh and continue to keep getting away with his bullshit.
No. 322122
>>322091Some fan said ALL men look like this naked. Poor girl.
I’ve seen overweight men who look better than this pale flabby greasy acne-ridden skinnyfat mess. He has absolutely no chest, shoulder or back muscle. Gives me back pain just from watching.
No. 322123
>>322122To be fair, what makes him ugly to us is his whole fucking being so that tends to lend some bias to his looks.
If I had no idea what his face looked like, his voice, his thoughts or his personality… I'd say he has an average "meh" kind of body, small dick… but average body, I'd rate it an average 4 at most.
But because I hate the fucker inside and out, I rate him a 0.
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hope he loses more. even if subscribers are irrelevant and he's making money from the views.
I wonder what made him think this was a good idea. I mean he could have played the victim and cry on camera how cyr used and betrayed him him to garner sympathy. instead he came up with this.
what a master mind manipulator.
No. 322125
>>322123We have different taste then. Like I said I’d even prefer a guy with a 25-28 BMI. Onion-man's lack of upper body muscle combined with his bad skin makes me itchy. I’d give him a 2 if he was just some random guy. A good personality and cute face could cancel that out since I think the body is the least important factor regarding overall attractiveness. But knowing what’s hiding under that mask the rating goes into negative digits.
I guess we can all agree his looks are only the icing on the cake that is his despicable personality and actions.
No. 322126
>>322124I really don't understand how he can brag about subscribers to be honest, I guarantee that half of them are abandoned YT accounts that were just never closed due to people growing up/forgetting about them/moving on/making new accounts/forgetting their passwords, ect.
How many people have Neopets accounts from 8 to 13 years ago that they've just abandoned due to inactivity? It's the same sort of deal… the only way to really get an idea of how many people are interested in him is to compare how many new subscribers he gets in a month in comparison to the last and so forth.
>>I wonder what made him think this was a good idea.I think he just lost it… the breakup with Billie and her refusal to allow him to control her, the newborn baby, everyone calling him a fraud including his last and only ex-friend.
I think the pressure finally got to him (it won't last, he'll find ways to make up for it) and he realised that people were cottoning on to him due to his inability to remain consistent and truthful about his opinions.
I guess he just figured there was no point in trying to keep up appearances.
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braindead continues
No. 322128
>>322125Oh no, dont get me wrong… I agree with you, I just haven't been able to see his acne as much as usual, especially in his videos and instagram photos - either that's due to him piling on concealer and filters or I need better fucking glasses.
That's the only reason why I gave him a generous 4.
No. 322130
>>322127Probably the same person, judging by their typing styles and lack of avatars.
Not to worry, there's been plenty of his fans (some of them now ex-fans as of last night) ripping into him on Twitter to make up for it.
No. 322133
>>322113It's like they didn't watch cyr's video where he explains onion puts things on his main channel to confuse them on whats real and whats not. He was making the point exactly that onion puts stuff on his comedy channel to confuse people on whats real.
>>322114Imagine if cyr said this about lainey. Both onion and lainey would be saying how horrible cyr is. Instead onion says it and lainey is of course silent as she rolls around like a potato talking to teenage girls not giving a fuck what her husband does or says if it doesn't affect her.
No. 322134
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could this be onion white knighting himself? sounds like something he would say.
No. 322136
>>322134That's not how "hypocrisy" works, for Cyr or anyone else to be hypocritical, they would have to share exactly the same views as Gergles whilst simultaneously berating him for those views.
>>the practice of engaging in the same behavior or activity for which one criticizes another.When you don't share the same views as someone and criticise them for those views, that isn't hypocrisy, it's calling someone shitty for their shitty views.
Gergles is the biggest hypocrite of them all.
>>"Other kinds of hypocritical deception include claims to knowledge that one lacks, claims to a consistency that one cannot sustain, claims to a loyalty that one does not possess, claims to an identity that one does not hold."Booyah!
(saged for annoyance and tangent)
No. 322137
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>>322091he says he spent 5 seconds on the song but he literally must have spent all day clambering in and out of those dumb outfits to film the cringe
No. 322142
>>322136you should copy paste that under all those dumb comments.
Cyr's views just doubled - what's going on?
No. 322144
>>322052Greg could literally murder someone on live camera, call black people racist slurs for real, and rape a cow… and we'll see a comment just like this one right under said video.
Fucking lunacy.
No. 322146
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>>319776how thoughtful of him to display plank’s panty liners. vagina confirmed.
No. 322148
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Twitter is on fire and it's a beautiful sight to behold.
No. 322152
>>322150Her hypocrisy is disgusting. All hell breaks lose when someone calls her the wrong pronouns but if her husband uses homophobic slurs it's all fine and dandy.
"We must take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented." (Ellie Wiesel)
No. 322154
>>322153From YouTube? I don't think so, he can delete them on a whim.
He can't delete comments from his Twitter unless he actually deletes his own Tweets, they'll still be around; just more of a pain in the ass to find.
No. 322157
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No. 322158
>>322157Savage
Though I don't get how Cyr became his friend in the first place. He seems intelligent. His girlfriend seems intelligent…
No. 322161
>>322158I think Cyr was in a bad financial and/or life situation and Onion helped him back then? Gerg mentioned something like that in his video so it might be not true but seems plausible.
It's also the possible reason Cyr was relatively quiet until now, felt bad to go against a guy who helped him.
Though reality is that Onion didn't help him out of good heart, he helped him because he saw a use in him and, in a way, had control over him. Everytime Cyr would do something that Onion didn't agree with, he would guilt trip him how he helped him etc.
It's narc's abusive tactics 101.
Either way, I'm glad Cyr got out of that "friendship".
No. 322164
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I love how he's getting the hate he deserves. I hope it lasts.
No. 322167
>>322166It really isn't, anon.
Especially after last night, take advantage of this gift we have been given, it's the shoehorn we've always needed and we can't let it go so easily.
Do you want to end up a fucking virtually non-existent complainer sending in anon asks to the likes of blogs of "EOliveson" and "D0NTSTANDSOCLOSETOME" for the rest of your days, then kick yourself for not speaking up when you could've?
We CAN do this, have a little faith in yourself.
No. 322170
>>322169The shit builds himself up through grandiose superiority that doesn't work in the real world.
Happy #Humanrightsday
No. 322171
>>322169sadly more fans are turning up, claiming cyr did take advantage of grease and owes his fame to onion-man. they speak of thousands of dollars - even though gurg doesn’t provide any proof.
this argument is flawed on so many levels. 1. no proof 2. even if he gave cyr huge amounts of money that still doesn’t mean he owns cyr but whatever.
cyr’s video is based on content gurg himself uploaded. meanwhile gergoyle only makes vague claims and his fans will just believe it. it’s like arguing with trump supporters.
>>322170this reminds me of how onion uses "human" as an insult
No. 322174
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>>322172I'm focusing on youtube because that's his bubble
>>322173I feel you
No. 322175
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So ~*~feminazi~*~
No. 322178
>>322175you know he could be a reasonable person and apologize. or he could continue digging his own grave.
onion's gonna onion.
No. 322179
>>322173Some of them are receptive and just need some love in the way that they get shocked Grease didn't.
AKA, some actual attention and loves.
Poor things, be nice to 'em.
No. 322184
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beautiful
No. 322197
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Too lazy to crop but apparently fishnets and platforms = prostitute.
No. 322204
>>322202what the fuck
i really thought it was over, there are so many things she's going back on
sage lol