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No. 25675

I'm sure there's a thread on this already a thread for this, but I didn't see one in the catalog

Ideal partner (physically and aside from your current partner if you have one). Boys and girls welcome

No. 26501

tall and smokes weed

not asian or arab

No. 26504

>>26501
So he can be black? :^)

No. 26505

>>26501
redneck trash confirmed

No. 26512

>>26504
hhhhmmm

yea thats fine

No. 26513

>>26512
Pls be black and not white

No. 26515

I dunno… Large, sensitive bust is a plus but I've always been about character anyway.
I got lucky in high school and had that and got to fool around a bit, but i cut ties because we couldn't ever go on a real date and it pissed me off. Plus, no vidya.

No. 26516

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Mods are asleep post waifus

No. 26518

>>26516
Waifus are allowed here, though.
You should go back to your containment thread.

No. 26521

>>26518
>is a farmer
I was definitely making fun of bots

No. 26524

H-hi

No. 26525

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>>26513
naw im as white as the inside of a potato or the cream ontop of your scone

No. 26527

>>26516
Hey, that's my husbando!

No. 26529

>>26525
Stab a knife in your vagina.

No. 26530

White
Tall
Handsome
Rich.

No. 26534

>>26530
Here's your reply.

No. 26535

>>26534
What did I say wrong? This is my ideal partner.

Oh I forgot educated.

No. 26539

>>26535
A-at least your honest, but that's pretty much Chad. Such is life.

No. 26542

>>26539
He can be biracial etc.. if he doesnt look nigger if that helps. I dont like lying, this is what I truly want. I know I wont get it but men who arent robots want a perfect woman too.

It sucks the guy who likes me is literally a pasty manlet (he is shorter than me). But he is educated and if I like him he might be good husband material.

>tfw no boyfriend who is taller than me

No. 26544

>>26542
Any other qualities?

No. 26546

>>26544
Good at everything I guess? Lol, what good qualities did I miss?

No. 26548

>>26546
That'd be up for you to decide ;)

No. 26550

>>26548
I guess his butt crack must be hairless. Oh and he shouldnt be such a chav about oral sex. Hmmm…I'll probably end up with a bald chubby Peter…which I'm okay with.

No. 26556

>>26550
G-good luck to you.

No. 26561

Girls
> I prefer large breasts, but I'm fine with smaller ones, although I find completely flat chests a turn-off
> long hair to play with
> younger

Guys
> not a neck beard, wizard, or robot
> dick size must be normal ish
> older

For both sexes
> full lips
> dark features
> slim to very very slight chub
> don't be a douchebag or dumbass

No. 26564

Ideal Partner (Im a girl) :
I think I have something for older men, but 10years age difference is the maximum.
And I like it when men are tall and have broad shoulders, he doesnt necessarely have to have abs or be very muscular and fit.
I dont like it when men cut their hair very short , it shoulders be a little longer.
I LOVE MEN WITH BIG HANDS.

The face doesnt really concern me, even if its "" ugly""

Oh and I hate beards or any facial hair.

Qualities :
I want Someone who is concerned about their future (a.k.a has a decent job ), I dont want Someone who wants to go on "adventures", or someone whos always bored when there is nothing exciting to do.

I just wanna have a nice,quite and peaceful life without much Drama

No. 26568

>>26564
>The face doesnt really concern me, even if its "" ugly""
That's a bit weird.

>The face doesnt really concern me

>Oh and I hate beards or any facial hair.
Uhh…

No. 26569

I want a tall black dude with a huge dick and muscles

No. 26570

>>26569
I'm a guy btw

No. 26577

>>26569
>>26570
Even though I'm a girl I don't mind what guys fuck to be honest. But be careful!

No. 26581

Skinny cute young guy with blonde or red hair and maybe freckles.

No. 26587

i am a girl and i have a lot of criteria that i look for in a man:
-shouldn't have a bad temper
-no violent outbursts
-not superficial and generally friendly towards people around him
-has interests in stuff
-not a cheater

No. 26601

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>>26587
Yay I fit the bill

No. 26656

I guess my physical ideal is chubby, tattoos and piercings, full beard, light eyes, pale. But appearance really isn't that important to me. The description I just gave describes, like, one guy I've dated.

No. 26661

>>26568

I meant the facial features like nose,eyes,jaw etc. Some girls want their partners to have full lips, sharp jawlines and high cheeckbones - I dont care if my Partner has these features or not, because when it comes to men their faces dont really interest me.
The only exception are beards, they just really turn me off and make me feel a bit uncomfortable

No. 26671

I'm basically a guy that falls in love with boyish butch lesbians

No. 26682

>>26527
Mine too :^)
I can't really come up with serious answers to questions like this (even on anon) so I thought I'd throw in some Maria.

No. 26797

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No. 26798

Don't have much physical preferences, just not being fat is alright. I just have a thing for short petite grills. Talking about stuff we like and intelligent conversations are much more important to me.

No. 26799

>>25675
Goatee =/= full beard

No. 26800

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>>26799
I know, but as soon as I heard piercing + chub, Fieri's rad, middle-aged neologisms echoed through mind.
I couldn't resist.

No. 27146

Stoic, cerebral, cares about me. That's about it.

No. 27153

>>27146
I love

No. 27187

>>26800
i actually met fieri once and it was about as mundane as i expected.

No. 27345

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Auron from ffx would be my ideal partner.

No. 27350

>>27345

Nigga he a ghost.

No. 27364

>>27345
>>27350
I love how there's more of a concern that he's a ghost and not that he's a video game character. Never change lolcow.

And on that note I'd totally do him.

No. 27365

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Dante <3

No. 27370

>>27364

Oh yeah I'd totally suck his old man ghost dick too fam.

No. 27376

>>27365
Yaaaaaaaassssssss <3 me some Dante

No. 27719

>>25675
Just like me–intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

No. 27721

Taller than me (5'10+) thin/slightly chubby.. I like "big lug" types. Probably white.

No. 27724

manlet and submissive
must cosplay w/ me

No. 27767

Someone who would just love me for being me and try to bring me out of my shell.

No. 27786

tbh my bf + broader shoulders and if his hair wasn't thinning would probably be my ideal partner.

he looks kinda like keanu reeves but with better facial hair

No. 41133

I need someone who needs me as much as I need them. Someone who feels like half of a whole despite spending so many years trying to stand on their own. Someone who feels like they're broken or useless but knows deep down that if they found the right person they could be happy. Someone who needs that person in order to feel okay, to be complete, to feel good about herself, to feel emotionally secure, to function at the level of a competent adult, to grow beyond the person their childhood made them, to finally answer that deepest yearning they've felt since their earliest memories, to give them purpose and meaning and redemption.

I don't know if it's realistic, or healthy for that matter. The more I think about it the less I trust my own feelings or my own worth, but I still hope for someone to come along and restore my faith in the idea that a codependent relationship can not only work but actually prove to be transformative.

No. 41171

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all i want is a soft butch gf who is in a hardcore/punk band and a super confident extrovert like i need someone to balance my shy ass out

we could go to concerts together and gay clubs and i could give her lapdances like those are my dream dates tbh

(pic related bc kstew is the physical ideal)

No. 41172

at least 5'5 girl that dresses in boy fashion and has short hair and is not fat

No. 41209

>>26569
For some reason tall, muscular, good looking black and latino (even though I know it's an ethnicity) guys turn me on the most

No. 41220

I like boyish girls and girlish boys.

No. 41268

>>41171
Kristen stewart would be a cute as fuck lesbian. I wish she'd be my girlfriend.

No. 41269

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>>41220
Are you me?

No. 41274

Female
Must like dogs
Should like putting things in my butt
Not in perfect shape so we can work out and improve together!
Average/slightly below average looks
Calming deep yet feminine voice is +100000 points
Has to deal with my dumb ass hobby jumping every few months

Enjoys/is okay with a very emotionally charged relationship (think an Italian or Mexican couple)

Not gonna lie, I have a racial preference. Southern Mediterranean, south American and Persian girls make me feel all kind of silly, but I honestly don't care much if they'd make a good SO

No. 41278

Alright.. My taste in men varies, but the consistent thing across the board is that they dress well, have a sense of humor, are kind to animals, and are okay with not having sex. I literally have no interest or desire for it. Hell, they could hire a prostitute to fulfill those needs for all I care, as long as they still love me in the end it's fine.

but, uh.. physical descriptions? either:
Masculine, outgoing, a little rugged, and willing to try new things.
OR
lanky emo-like boy w/good hair.

No. 41289

>>41274
You sound pretty interesting!

No. 41312

>>41220
omg, exactly.

No. 41313

>>41274
I love that you put so much emphasis on the voice, especially a deep one. That's so impartant to me. I can fall in love with a voice but not a picture.

No. 41328

>>41313
>>41314
Voices are very important. I find my annoying but sometimes when a girl talks and a shudder goes down my spine and feels fucking good. Deep voice girls a best for me, personally.

No. 41333

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I just want a girl to go /out/ and do astronomy stuff with, maybe watch some Aztec stone carvings together. Looks are just a plus.

No. 41350

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girl:
>ultra femme in appearance/interests
>thin with a nice figure
>butch in attitude
>same age

guy:
>tall
>same age or older
>curly hair

both:
>probably not white but a slav is ok
>argumentative
>loves animals + is environmentally conscious
>open minded but hard headed

No. 41385

>>41313
>I can fall in love with a voice
Vocaroo thread in a nutshell

No. 41398

>>41328
I love woman with a lower tone voice as well. I guess this is why I'm not attracted to Japanese women because too much fake "omg kawaiiiii" hitch pitch in their voices.

No. 41402

>>41350
haha i could be your girl ;)

No. 41416

>>41398
oh but japanese women with deep voices are soooo hot. watch more artsy japanese movies, anon!

No. 41440

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The closest thing to my ideal would be rap monster from bts, I honestly think he's quite basic looking and a little ugly, but he is quite attractive in my eyes, maybe it's cuz I have a thing for monolids though idk

No. 41454

Rapmon is also my ideal type, ankn. Where to find a guy like him :(

No. 41463

>>41440
same anon, hes really gorgeous. and hes smart, which makes him more attractive. hes not the hottest guy in the group, but hes proof that a charming personality and confidence can make an average guy into a sexy guy.

No. 41489

>>41398
>>41416
> Japanese girl voices
>not eastern Europe or Arab

I talked with a girl from Hungary, and despite the oddities of her language/accent, it was like being spoken to by an angel. She also admitted she just spoke slow as shit but i liked it!

No. 41494

>>41489
i don't discriminate. if a girl speaks in a pleasantly warm but dark timbre, the language she speaks is secondary.

No. 41508

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Slim-fit to average muscular build (nothing crazy beefy), probably pale, long (preferably dark) hair, light amount facial hair or short, well kept beard. Taller than me, probably at least 6ft since I'm a slightly taller girl. I like prominent veins and am a huge, huge sucker for nice voices. 8-10 years older than me is my age cap. Non-physical features aside, a good sense of humor, his own independent interests and hobbies, and musical talents/interests are pretty essential. In terms of personality, I greatly value "honorable" guys - sincere, have integrity, humility, strength of character, you get the idea. Creativity and some degree of nature-appreciation would be rad too.

So basically Aragorn.

No. 41516


No. 41517

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>female
>lolcow-browsing
>depressed and/or anxious
>4-5/10
>less than confident in her fashion sense
>feels extremely inadequate when she sees other girls talking about outfits and makeup, as if they actually know what they're doing, because she sure doesn't
>but also doesn't want to be a butch tomboy who doesn't wear makeup and dresses in dowdy boy clothes, so is kind of trapped between the two worlds, forever doomed to feel like she's "bad at being a girl"
>lets me lick her feet

No. 41518

>>41517
i see what you're trying to do there…

No. 41521


No. 41525

>>41508

Sorry, Anon, but Viggo is only about 5'7. He might look tall next to a hobbit.

No. 41526

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>>41518
>>41521
Stop stamping on my dreams

No. 41531

>>41525
But Aragorn himself is canonically 6'6. <3

No. 41563

>>41525
No one cares. He's still attractive.

No. 41564

>>41508
Being a King helps too.

No. 41620

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I have some weird tastes ok
>short (I'm 5'3" so a little bit taller is okay too)
>dark eyes
>beard and curly hair
>interest in art or history
>kind personality
>will get drunk with me

No. 41628

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>all these curly hair loving people
>tfw started to lose my hair

Fuck.

No. 41629

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>>41628
still cute, don't worry about it bb

No. 41631

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>>41629
Both grandpa's still has hair at 70. One has a shoulder length straight hair with no whites, other has thick black curly hair and here I am with thin curly hair, balding at age 25. Fucking genetics how do they work?

No. 41632

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>>41631
there are worse things to worry about, be glad your hair is curly or it would be far more noticeable
still 9/10 would pet your head

No. 41633

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>>41632

Guess so, gonna go see a dermatologist this week. I've been stressed as fuck lately, maybe it's because of that, never noticed this since couple of days ago.

No. 41723

>>41274
lol, by emotionally charged relationship do you mean one where the couple isn't afraid to express their emotions, including anger?

No. 41724

So what does everyone consider above, at and below average appearance? Everyone seems to have a different scale on what is considered beautiful or not.

No. 41729

>>41723
idk if they're talking about italian relationship dynamics then I guess they want a woman who will passive aggressively put up with all their manchild bullshit and make them dinner

No. 41745

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>Male
>Prefer him to be a couple years older
>On the larger side. Chubby, not obese
>Bear mode
>Beard, but not neckbeard
>Insecure and not too sociable
>Wouldn't cheat
>White preferably
>Someone to talk /pol/ with
>Wants to put it up the butt
>Doesn't mind a virgin


I'll never find him. I'll never have a hairy man to hold me on a cold night.

No. 41748

>>41729
No, I mean one where you can get yelling at each other like fucking crazy and get into all kinds of verbal fights over stupid shit, then kiss and make up ten minutes later. I realize I do this with my cousin when we make thanksgiving dinner.

Very high stress ħome life. My family is mostly controlled with an iron fist by the women, honestly.

>>41745
Get rid of beard and older and be okay with a guy who is chubby, into losing weight and you have me.

I'm like, addicted to butt stuff. Feels so goddamn good.

No. 41762

>>41748
whats up with guys being so damn boring in bed? none of the dudes ive fucked have had any interest in anal or kink :( :(

I miss my high-school BF. He was a fucking loser, but he had a big dick and could pound me into another dimension

No. 41794

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>cute grill
>willing to play shit videogames and watch animu with me
>will do couple cosplay with me
>lives close
>around the same age, 3 years up or down doesn't matter
>from skinny to chubby
>has moles
>straight, thick hair

The appearance-related things are more of an optional thing that would be absolutely ideal. I just want a cute gay relationship with a cute nerdy girl.

No. 41825

>>41745
that post makes me sad. hope you find your qt bear bf.

No. 41826

>>41794
but why moles, anon? why?

No. 41838

>>41745
Not bear mode but I fit the rest of that. Only thing is I'm a NEET and I'm not sure how soon I'll be able to change that, so that is probably pretty far from ideal.

No. 41863

My ex bf

- He is a sensitive but masculine guy and not a pussy
- He liked to grope my ass and tits in public
- We would do non-sexual age play together and I could pretend he was a cute shota boy or that he was my papa
- He always knew how to cheer me up, like pretending to be gay
- He was really intellectual but not pretentious
- He would always list to me sperg on about video games or whatever
- Sometimes he would tuck me in and kiss me on the forehead good night

):

No. 41865

>be a dude
>be my height or taller (5'7")
>skinny to kinda chub, but not obese
>white or tan
>no beard
>wants to play mmos with me all day while rp-ing
>wants to learn languages with me
>would rather stay inside than go out
>has career/job ambitions and is pursuing them, not a lazy loser
>hopefully likes science

i give up…

No. 41894

My ex ruined girls for me so in a man:

-Non-white
-Dark eyes
-Taller than me, the taller the better (not hard, I'm 5'2")
-Nicely kept hair
-CLEAN, CLEAN, CLEAN
-As low-key and passive as me, doesn't mind spending time together lazing around a few times a week
-Larger framed, no skinnies or otters. Chub is OK. I'm small framed but I want to feel like a breakable bird next to you OK
-Brazilian wax/laser hair removal

I current SO fits all these so I'm not really sure what else I would add if I wasn't in a relationship. I didn't actually realize how much I appreciated the full brazilian on other people until I saw my SO naked. Everything feels so much less dirty. I don't know how I'd go back to hairy people tbh.

No. 41918

>>41863
Ew, what's wrong with you?

No. 41919

>>41794
>moles
>likes vidjya
>thick hair

I wish you lived closer to NYC, I want to be your gay friend.

No. 41933

>>41863
Aww, too bad he sounds fake and you'll never have that 'again'

No. 41934

Well I'm not picky, because I'm horrible lol
>on the taller side
>race doesn't matter
>love medium to long hair
>thicker or muscles
>artist of some form and nerdy like me
>get my sarcastic daria morgendorpher humour without needing an explanation

No. 41935

>>41863
better be trolling

No. 41949

>>41918
are you talking about the non-sexual age play? it's not like we were doing DD/lg stuff. sometimes I'd call him baby for like 10 minutes, it's not like we were having RP sessions that were lasting all day. whatevs.

>>41933
why does he sound fake?

>>41935
I'm not trolling. this is what he was really like. I could go on and on. whatevs.

No. 41956

>>41949
Because he sounds like your dream anime yaoiboi not an actual living man.
He must have been beta and weeb as hell.

No. 41958

Hot and likes anime and gaming

But the only guys that like anime are greasy and socially retarded

No. 41959

>>41956
Nah, he wasn't beta or weeb. When I met him he was more like a chill pothead slacker. He used to do things like drive around while high when he was younger. I think he was definitely more of a bro, but not obnoxious like a frat star.

I think a lot of time he'd let me take control and do whatever I want, but I think that's because he was more laid back, not because he was a doormat. He definitely could stand up for himself when he wanted to.

The most weeby he got was he liked Murakami and Mishima. We watched Evangelion once, but that's because I wanted him to watch it. I definitely was the more weeby and spergy of the bunch.

Also he loved to cuddle and loved to call me cute.

My dream would be to nomads and travel the world together.

>>41958

I think the solution is to find a normal guy and see if you can get him to watch some basic series to start off with.

No. 41964

>>41959
??? He seems even more unrealistic now.

>super slack stoner

>super nice and let's me do what I want
>always best to me and sexy
>liked anime and games but still sexy
>no flaws and I somehow broke up with him/broke up with me

???? Liek, wat

No. 41965

>>41964

I don't see what's unrealistic about a guy letting me do what you want.

He definitely has flaws. I think he can be a little bit insensitive at times and make mean jokes at other people's expenses. He is also a catty bitch, just not about me. There was also a lot of drama involved but I don't think anyone wants to hear about that.

We broke up because we didn't want to do long distance.

No. 41966

>ideal partner

Rich.

No. 41967

>Noticeably taller than me (I'm 5'4")
>Has a great sense of humor
>Likes anime and video games
>Not fat, doesn't have to be fit but it's a great plus to have abs and/or broad shoulders
>Is supportive and friendly, but not the perfect holy celestial being because that would make me feel uneasy and bad about myself
>Likes sex a lot

>tfw never going to find him

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No. 42087

>>41967
That's a pretty modest ideal. Why do you think you'll never find such a guy?

No. 42189

>>41838

I-I don't care that you're a NEET. I'm trying to change my NEET ways too.

No. 42216

>>41965
More about my ex bf

>He's dreamy and funny

>We share a major
>He's good at math
>We like to go to the movie theater high

No. 42224

>>42189
Send me an email and let's see if we click. My throwaway: liquorish at tfwno dot gf

No. 42228

>>41967
sounds ideal!

im 6ft, im never going to have a boyfriend thats taller than me.
it really fucks with my head :(

No. 42236

>>42087
Because they're always taken. That's why.

No. 42238

Female, close to or taller than me (I am 5'6), not fat. Very confident, as in narcissistic would be better than insecure. Likes me or at least finds me somewhat entertaining or cute.

No. 42265

>>41745
Sorry to tell you anon, I almost have him. Apart from the butt stuff that is my bf. But there is a silver lining - the (almost) perfect man doesn't listen to a word you say and leaves dirty underwear all around the house so there is still hope for you ;)

No. 42266

>>41826
Well, I guess beauty marks is a better way to say it? I don't mean the gross huge ones, but I think small and flat ones are cute somehow.

>>41919
I don't even live in America, gdi ;_;

No. 42357

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>>41967
this sounds like my ex.
>funniest person on the fucking planet
>loved anime, vidya, cosplay, and my type of music
>drawing, sculpting, playing bass, etc and was talented
>no drugs, occasional drinking
>also mixed race (different than mine) so understood my issues
>6'1", broad shoulders, perfect bf%, smooth and hairless skin, amazing eyes, and heavenly lips
>dressed exactly to my tastes
>tfw he looked like makoto with a little less muscle
>wanted sex ~3x a day and was very good…
>also 8" dick
but he had a lot of shortcomings that i didn't see until he dumped me like how he used people for money and how his autism (for real) prevented him from working and even going to community college. it took him like 3 years to get his GED.

a lot of his traits are my ideal
>tall and athletic
>younger
>preferably mixed race
>interests in anime, cosplay, similar music
>observant
>no drugs
>nice skin
>well hung and loves sex
>dresses "alternative"/punk
>light hair with non-brown eyes
>likes butting heads occassionally
>hasn't been with many different women (yet still has experience)
>categorizes me as an ideal partner

i don't want a virgin, but i also don't want a guy that has been around unless he's actually dated all those girls. like my current bf made it seem like he didn't have much experience when we first started dating, and as time has passed (almost 2 years now), i'm slowly finding out that he has had a lot of fwbs and one night stands.

also, i liked that my ex had strict "requirements" for a girlfriend and was very particular about their appearances and interests. the few other girls he dated were very pretty, dressed well, and 10/10 would hang out with. my current bf seems to just be with whatever he can get, and since he has low self esteem and wants to be with any non-white girl, he's been with a lot of trainwrecks (as well as models and shit). it's also very hard to date white guy, but we're too far in for me to back out. shared finances, living together, pets together, he's close as shit with my parents, and so on.

No. 42371

>>42357

jesus christ, he sounds perfect

also, if you're not happy with the dude you're with now, you should break up with him. you'll be a lot happier in the end.

No. 42376

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>never going to be someone's ideal

No. 42390

>tfw 5'7 male

No. 42397

>>42390
I prefer short guys tbh, just as long as they don't have a case of Napoleon complex. I like to have someone who's close to my size.

If you're asexual, like movies and look like Jon Hamm we might be able to hit it off.

No. 42464

>>41133
This is essentially the exact same thing I've been thinking on for a while, though you've articulated it better than I can even to myself.

I wish I could just give up already.

No. 42498

>>42390
Not that short and imo short guys are kinda cute anyway.

No. 42499

>>42464
If you're a woman (and into men) then congratulations, you found me!

Otherwise, well… I'm sorry.

It's funny, I've harbored that sentiment for so very long, and once I finally put it into words and threw it out there for the internet to see, only then did I begin to doubt it. Maybe because my perfect soulmate didn't materialize before me, although I did have two guys make comments just like yours, so at least someone shares my outlook. Ultimately I feel like I've lost touch with a part of myself and I'm worse off for it, but maybe the only thing I can do is to accept that loss and try to move on. Of course I'd still love to be proven wrong and live happily ever after.

No. 42691

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My only requirement is female and will love me
I'm not at all. I've liked all types of girls, black to asian, chubby to extremely petite

Physical attributes don't matter to me at all at this point, aside from not morbidly obese. I don't mind chub though
I've been obsessed with this girl for a while though

No. 42693

>>42691
>creepshot

No. 42694

>>42691
Who is she?

No. 42696

>>42691
>CBTIS

why are you lusting after underaged girls anon

No. 42703

>>42691
How old is she and what is happening with her legs?

No. 42724

>>42691
Get out, robot

No. 43022

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No. 43072

tbh my current boyfriend is as close to my ideal partner as i'm ever gonna get. he likes the same music as i do, the same games (for the most part), he has long blonde hair, blue eyes, awesome tattoos… if only he were smarter, had a less shitty family, and maybe a bit less of a pushover. but i can get past that. he's a sweetheart and he deals with me when i'm acting like a psycho cunt.

No. 43276

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ideal gf:

>likes to come on long hikes with me, I like staying one or two nights in the woods

>won't judge or make fun of me while I fail at being a writer… (I know it will never happen but it's the only thing I can imagine myself enjoying)
>enjoys reading so that we can talk about books together :3
>approaches sex in a fun and casual manner, kinky fun is the best kind (pic related)
>doesn't care that I like to cuddle a lot…
>isn't all about the rat race, trust me I get it you gotta make money but man I'm only 22 why do I gotta be jumping head first into a career can't we just have fun together??
>is comfortable letting me go down on her a lot because i really like doing it

>is maybe slightly chubby

>don't care about race
>maybe has cute flaws and stuff that I can dote over

>she can like anime and stuff idc


I just want someone to be nice to me tbh I've been fairly depressed (i think) for awhile now and my ex-gf made me feel like shit.

No. 43925

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I want someone who I can trust profoundly and depend on unashamedly. Someone who understands me very well, who clicks with me. Someone kind and caring and considerate and compassionate. Someone I can let very close to me and know that she won't hurt me. Someone to whom I mean the world.

I wish I knew how on earth to find that.

No. 43948

ideal partner
>is attracted to me

tfw i have yet to come across this ;_;

No. 43972

My boyfriend became my ideal to be honest.
(incoming verbal vomit)

>is 6 ft something (no idea) but he towers over me. We joke about being a real life ore monogatari cosplay

>helped me get out of an extremely abusive relationship
>kind, caring, has so much patience
>has always supported me
>was unconditionally there for me while I come to terms with being an rape and abuse victim
>consoles me when I have a nightmare every night
>tolerates my familys strictness and religious crap
>makes me actually feel less gross about myself
>pretty much lives to see me happy
>don't have same sense of humour, but we're always able to have fun and joke around
>he listens to me when I spend hours talking about random crap
>he doesn't understand lolcow and my need for sweet milk, but he remembers the cows I show him and asks me if there's new drama so I can tell him
>he lets me have alone time
>he doesn't guilt trip me
>he is perfectly fine with us doing our own things together
>laughs at my stupid jokes
>let me cut his hair before a huge job interview, it came out awful and he didn't once yell at me. He thanked me and just went to a barbers in the morning to fix it before the interview
>my only friend in the entire world who attempts to understand me


I really thought there was no possible way I'd get a boyfriend who actually saw me as a human being, let alone someone so amazing. There's hope yo!

No. 43973

>>43948
are you a robot or just a really fat/ugly girl?
if it's the latter i'm sure you'll find someone

No. 44061

>>43972
Sounds like you two have a pretty good thing going. How did you meet?

No. 44074

>>43972
Seriously, exactly like me and my boyfriend. We've been together for four years now. We live together in a cozy apartment with a cute cat. Isn't it crazy when you realize "holy shit. My life is good. I thought I was going to be stuck with that last asshole forever". I'm happy for you anon I really am.

No. 44180

>>42357

It sounds like you're not over your ex, anon.

You should consider breaking up with your current bf if you think he's a promiscuous manwhore and you're not about that.

No. 44181

>>42265
I've got one of those bearded bears too. They're not too hard to find, esp in nerd cultures, no?

No. 44199

>>43973
it is unfortunately the latter
tbh my exceptionally poor looks and personality (shy, socially awkward) make for a terrible combination, so i really doubt i'll end up finding someone but oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at least i've got lolcow, r-right?

No. 44282

Ideal human partner?
>male
>skinny to chubby, but not obese
>height doesn't matter
>likes cats
>is patient
>doesn't have a temper/isn't easy to anger
>has a job
>is passionate about a hobby and can talk about it forever
>nerdy
>has opinions but is willing to hear others out, whether he agrees or not.
>able to socialize somewhat competently
>willing to be silly sometimes
>cuddly but not clingy or controlling
>no addictions

I have exes who have had addictions to online gaming beyond just a past time, dudes who smoked waaaay too much weed, various neckbeardery, and a very serious relationship which ended with him spiraling into alcoholism, driving drunk, and totaling my car.
sooper dooper fun times.

Unfortunately for me, I've been told that I am "very pretty, super sweet, and amazingly caring…. but not all that useful." And it kinda' fits.
I mean, I can take care of someone's physical & emotional needs if they find themselves willing to care for me back, but, shit, I've been realizing more and more that I'm just a Mary Sue.
I'm kind, sweet, and pretty, I guess, but I'm also bland and boring. It's beyond sad. I feel like I have so much to give and I WANT to give, but I'm stuck in a very stagnant position. idk.

No. 44290

>>44282
>I'm kind, sweet, and pretty, I guess, but I'm also bland and boring.
That's not such a bad thing, at least as long as you're okay with it.

>very pretty, super sweet, and amazingly caring…. but not all that useful

>I can take care of someone's physical & emotional needs if they find themselves willing to care for me back
>I feel like I have so much to give and I WANT to give, but I'm stuck in a very stagnant position
It sounds like you have a lot of great attributes that you're able to share with others, but you're not altogether happy with that. Is that because the people you've been with haven't appreciated you, or are you yourself dissatisfied with who you are? What is it that you want to change?

No. 44322

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>>44290
>mfw someone is acting far too sincere on lolcow

Seriously, though, I really do like myself, but I'm just bummed out that others don't like me. Or rather, I don't leave enough of an impression for others to want to like me.

I work about 90ish hours a week (yaaaay, self-employmeeeeeent… turned my hobby into a job & work so much to make ends meet and pay bills), so it's pretty much impossible to have other hobbies and/or meet people I can have any type of relationship with.

Basically, I'm just venting, and I am my own undoing. I understand that wholeheartedly, but that doesn't make me any less disappointed with my current predicament, is all.

So sincereAnon, don't worry 'bout it. It is what it is.

No. 44341

>>44322
I see. Well, I hope your circumstances improve and that you're able to put a bit more time and energy into your relationships.

>someone is acting far too sincere on lolcow

Yeah… I guess I don't really know where to go to have a sincere interaction with anyone any more. I need the anonymity, but imageboard culture at large seems to be so jaded.

No. 44375

>>44282

Well nice to know I can be someones ideal if I lose weight.

No. 44378

>>44375
git healthy, bb.
>or don't. I'm not your boss.

how much do you weigh? + what kind of person is your ideal?

No. 44379

>male
>white
>5'10"+
>waist length hair
>into black metal
>funny and has a twisted sense of humor
>can be goofy with me
>likes to cuddle
>drinks with me sometimes
>will play vidya with me
>cosplay with me at renaissance faires
>rp with me in dark, cold winter forests
>likes long walks
>doesn't mind that I'm weird or extremely shy
>genuinely cares about me
>talks a lot about anything and everything
>thinks I'm cute
>walking in the forest and chill ;^)

Too bad I'll never find him and he'll never notice me. Life is cruel.

No. 44380

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No. 44381

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>>44378

Down to 246 lbs from 282 lbs for now, still losing.

I'm this one >>41333 but I guess saying looks are a plus was too far fetched, I have some stuff I like physically too.

>straight black or red hair

>light freckles
>pale

No. 44382

>>44379
You are perfectly describing my high school ex. He was a pretty cool dude, but not someone I could carry on a LTR with.
Smokes a lotta weed these days, though, if you're cool with that sorta thing.
Don't have a photo because he doesn't post a lot of shit online.. he's pretty good looking, though.

>>44381
Noice.
I know it sucks, but keep at it and use your willpower! Think of how awesome the end result will be!
You'll feel better, have more energy, be healthier and shit, and others will start noticing you, too, once you start taking better care of yourself.

Stay strong, anon!

No. 44383

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>>44382

Don't know, it's been going kinda bad lately but it'll pass I guess. Just got to push it harder but I've been low on gas lately and feeling depressed. I have a feeling that I'll still be an ugly fuck even after losing weight.

No. 44391

>>44383
shut up and dedicate yourself to the cause.
Even if losing weight doesn't turn you into Ryan Gosling or whoever the fuck people find attractive these days, guess what? You will be healthier, feel better, and, maybe, if you stop wallowing in goddamn self-pity, someone might find you attractive! Fancy that!

Stop self-prophesying your own demise, dipshit, and work hard. We believe in you.

No. 44392

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>>44391

S-sorry, I'm just too prone to negativity.

No. 44427

>male
>blonde or red hair
>freckles
>likes to cuddle
>11-12 years old
>mature for his age, yet still endearing in his youth
>sexually curious

No. 44428

>>44427
um… anon??? are you okay?

No. 44962

I totally go for the viking look. Beard&long hair a la Clive Standen in Vikings/Seth Rollins without that silly blonde streak on hair make me crazy

No. 44987

I'm a hetero female, but I had relationships with girls before, so:

F
>blonde like my former bff or eurasian
>fit, thin or curvy (not obese, basically)
>DD+ cup preference, but fine with anything else
>caring, thoughtful, sensitive yet strong willed
>taller, (I'm 5'10) but not a requirement (petite is cute, too)
>subversive, sardonic, dark humour
> shares similar interests, e.g. horror, science, history, cooking
>large eyes
>not a sjw killjoy


M
>white (no h1-b cancer)
>in STEM / hard sciences esp. engineering, tech (basically, very high visualspatial IQ)
>serious demeanor, logical, straightforward
>older, taller and larger framed than me
>appreciates my virginity
>superior, career-wise
>anti-sjw

No. 45063

>>44987
you have good taste in both genders

No. 45074

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I want a woman who would make me feel loved and warm and secure like a child in his mother's embrace, kept safe from the crushing weight of the world

It's not even a kink or a fetish, or something that I'd expect to go on forever, but I really really need to experience it. It's the only way I am ever going to feel secure enough to reconnect with the part of me that is afraid of everything. It's the only way I'll be able to heal and grow, to stop limping through life and start making strides forward. I don't know what I could do to be deserving of having someone so kind and caring and nurturing and generous and compassionate in my life, but it is the only thing I desire in all the world.

I feel like I could spend a lifetime searching and never find it. I don't know why I'm posting here.

No. 45154

>>45063
because of the antipathy to SocJus? It's unnerving that we even have to specify.

No. 45183

>>45074
That's my dream occupation; showing love and affection to those who really need it.

No. 45203

>>44987
>I'm a hetero female, but I had relationships with girls before, so:

i do not understand. so you used to think you weren't hetero, or what?

No. 45209

>>45183
I think ideally I'd like to find another NEET shut-in type, get on disability, get an apartment together, and just spend all our time with each other.

No. 45215

>>45074
i really want to take care of someone like that. preferably a guy but it really doesn't matter. sucks that people who are looking for a protector/mother figure wouldn't want a social recluse who can't even manage their own life. i just love vulnerability in people and being in control makes me feel safe.

No. 45216

>>45209
if you're not a major fatty, let's meet.

No. 45218

>>44379
try going to some black metal concerts sometime I'm sure you'll meet at least 5 of those people

No. 45219

>>44379
do want

No. 45266

>>45216
I am indeed not a major fatty. In fact I've been told I'm handsome. Send me an email on my throwaway and I'll give you my skype if you want: liquorish at tfwno dot gf

No. 45874

ok i've come up with new ideas for my perfect boyfriend

> MUST watch me act cute and also act cute with me

> can intellectually challenge me without being pretentious
> must have a basic knowledge of philosophy
> loves to cuddle and snuggle with me, especially before going to bed
> likes to watch the same kind of movies and tv shows as me
> not too messy, but also not a neat freak (this matters a lot when living together)
> wants to have kids eventually
> open minded and likes to try new things, especially food
> will accompany me to events
> enjoys the simple things like grocery shopping and cleaning together
> someone who will kiss me on the forehead good night and say "I love you baby"

my standards are so high, i'm going to die alone ;_;

No. 45878

>>45874
>someone who will kiss me on the forehead good night and say "I love you baby"
Do men not do this or something?

I do this even with my fwbs except the I love you part obviously

No. 45885

>>45874
This is actually so bland and banal as to describe a vast swath of the population.

No. 45917

>>45266
>shitsgottooreal.jpeg

No. 46015

>>45917
I promise I don't bite. Nor do I expect us to actually meet up or anything, just chat and see if we have things in common and are a good fit. We don't even have to use skype if you don't want to. It would be nice simply to have a good e-friend.

No. 46019

>female
>around the same age (24) or say between 22-28
>not qt but average is fine some mix of short hair/andro/boyish or just plain is nice
>little bonus if nice eyes
>taller than me (5'8) or shorter idm just no more than 6 no less than 4'8
>doesn't pretend to be dumb and call me on my shit
>likes to hang in smaller groups, or together chilling, silence is fine
>like all sorts of weeb shit enjoys sharing her tastes
>maybe likes helping me bake/cook for her
>not too chubby or skinny if there are health concerns but willing to change if I can help her
>maybe a little bossy or the one in charge so I can help her relax from work
>can handle her own space, as I'm introverted
>light drug friendly

Sorry for being a faggot but thats what I imagine, but I still need to improve myself tenfold so I can get someone hopefully.

I like to imagine we have little games like making fun of dogs owners or talking in odd voices as if dogs can speak, or play hobo or hipster when out having fun.

tldr: anon expects too much when a average girl is more than fine, as he himself is also average at best.

No. 46053

>>46019
lmao that sounds like me

>>45885
ahhh yeah. idk i'm just missing the spark from my ex bf right now. i'll be more specific.

> knows a lot about philosophy

> probably not too nerdy
> will accompany me to events like video game tournaments or conventions and not care if i make fun of the people there
> can be catty so we can gossip together about randos
> will listen to me sperg on and on about video games or a paper/article i've read. or even reality tv

I'll probably end up alone b/c I never go out hahaha

No. 46056

>>46053
> knows a lot about philosophy
> will listen to me sperg on and on about video games or a paper/article i've read.
> will accompany me to events like video game tournaments or conventions

> probably not too nerdy


elaborate

No. 46075

>thin-average-chubby, don't care about height or face as long as not hideous
>likes the same anime and manga
>wants to goof off on mmos
>wants to make fun of people with me
>wants to hate people with me
>chat all day
>doesn't care that I'm a kissless virgin loser, or that I'm "negative xD"
>similar sense of humor
>doesn't want to go out at all
>wants a serious relationships
>is ok with my trust issues and would never betray me
>kinky
das it mane

No. 46077

>>46053
Really that sounds like you?

Cute then id be tempted to ask location but I'm guessing either us or canada.

Still you sound good as for your list I meet a few but im still new to philosophy. I read a lot but the only book ive got on it is meditations.

Gossip is ok as long as we can shit talk about nonesense too.

Good luck

No. 46078

>>46075
this is a guy looking for a girl right

No. 46079

Girls:
> slim / chub, not fat
> alternative
> cute

Don't care if she's sorta boyish and has short hair, but she has to like make up and be into fashion, so we can dress up together.

Boys:
> taller than me
> sarcastic

I literally don't know if I'll like a guy until we've talked though.

both genders:
> smart / not dumb
> not judgmental
> like to drink / party, but also chill
> be into sub/dom shit

I'm trash.

No. 46080

>>46079
Get a qt trap then and you can have the best of both, dressup in all.

more likely to be sub but could find the rare dom

No. 46086


No. 46113

>>45074
are you welsh anon?

No. 46127

>>46113
American

>tfw no bonny welsh lass to whisk me away to her loving home in the idyllic countryside

No. 46137

>>46136

Uh.. You seem a bit psycho. I don't know why I would question the ex part.

No. 46159

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>>45074

I remember you from the gfd thread man, I feel the same as you ;_;

No. 46183

>>46056

By nerdy, I mean I don't want a guy who is obsessed with fictional media/gaming, has bad social skills, or is obsessed with buying random nerd shit. Also, a ton of nerds are anti-intellectual, and are scientistic (lmao) and think philosophy consists of logical fallacies. That's not really a guy who likes.

I want a guy who will be willing to accompany me to tournaments or conventions even if he isn't interested in them himself. I want a guy who will tolerate me being spergy without being a sperg himself. That's what I meant by high standards.

The last guy I dated, one of my favorite conversation involved looking up the philosophy curriculum of Cal Tech and talking about it.

>>46077

I'm in US lol. But I can give out my kik.

>>45074

That sounds like my thing! I used to love pretending I was my bf's mom. I'd even do it when I stayed over with his family and met his real mother.

No. 46185

>>46183
ah shame I'm Ireland.

I'll take a pass on the kik though, good luck finding a qt bf.

I think having a bf that can be spergy like you would be better tho.

No. 46188

>>46185
Maybe. But I think having a spergy boyfriend would have a lot of disadvantages. He probably wouldn't be cute, have good conversation with me, like to go out, and most importantly, wouldn't challenge me. If that's not the case, then fine, sperginess isn't a dealbreaker.

No. 46196

>>46183
>That sounds like my thing! I used to love pretending I was my bf's mom. I'd even do it when I stayed over with his family and met his real mother.
But would you actually support him? Suppose he couldn't work or couldn't even drive, didn't have a life outside of you. Would you still want him?

No. 46197

>>46196
I like pretending to be a mother and motherly, but no, I wouldn't want a boyfriend like that. I had a lot of troubles with my ex boyfriend because I felt like have a life outside of him and depended on him for everything.

Honestly, I have enough things to worry about that I don't think I could support someone else.

No. 46202

>>46197
I can hardly blame you. It's hard to imagine anyone wanting such an arrangement.

No. 46294

>>46202
Yeah I just want my ex back. I miss my little baby ;_;

No. 46786

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>curly hair
>is a qt

No. 46818

Thick beard, big body, strong temper, older, with a huge cum volume.
Having many kids of his who will grow up just like him.

No. 46819

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>>46786

>tfw curly hair but not qt

No. 46876

Dylan O'Brien in The Internship is my ideal guy physically. Dark hair, dark eyes. I don't mind the hipster dress in the movie. It's cute I guess.

I'd like my ideal guy to match my sense of humor (dark, dry, sardonic), not be too much of a dick, but enough for us to have disagreements. I want him to be able to go back and forth with me. i dunno what else to add. Oh yeah, it'd be nice if he wasn't big on sex (I prefer [giving] oral lol). I've found that I can go without it for a great while and I just…don't really care for it. But if he's up for it then I'm up for it.
I think that's it lol

No. 46879

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I don't like to talk about my "ideal" woman because obviously that will never exist but I can list some qualities I consider my preferences
Physical qualities
>black hair
>shorter than me
>either flat chested or D> boobs
>virgin/sexually inexperienced
>alternative fashions like lolita are a plus
>septum piercings (no idea why I just find them really attractive)

Personality traits
>honest
>loyal
>kind

No. 46948

>>46819
toru pls

No. 46953

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Ideal would have it all but a bingo could be enough.

No. 46954

>>46953
Also btw I like grills
Unfortunately

No. 46959

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>>46948

W-who?

No. 46988

I'm probably never going to find him but whatever I'm gonna post anyway

Would like him to be
-Taller than me(>5'5)
-Idgaf about race
- No drugs or smoking
- Nice and Funny
- At least average in looks
- Romantic
- Likes to go on long walks
- Really honest and trustworthy

No. 47002

>>46988
Seems like a pretty modest set of criteria to me. What makes you think you won't find such a guy? Do you never leave the house?

No. 47003

>>47002
I went to an all girls high school, now I go to a Women's College. Don't really know that many guys. Fuck my life.

No. 47011

>>47003
Good luck finding that. You wish for a nice guy set in a fancy packing. Most of time tall and romantic guys are disaster.

No. 47014

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>tall
>older than me
>good with his hands
>scientific
>smooth skin, not hairy
>intelligent
>big eyes
>warm smile
>the ability to admit to his mistakes
>willing to sacrifice himself for a greater cause
>an alien
>a bioware character
>its Mordin Solus

>tfw ill always be single

No. 47031

>>47014
I like your taste.

No. 47038

>>47011
>over 5'5
>tall
Come on, she wants an average guy. Even I'd fit that criteria if it wasn't for the fact I smoke and I'm not sure if I'm trustworthy enough (not good with keeping stuff to myself unless you tell me clearly I need to keep shut about it). Out of all those I think only the last part may be somewhat rare among average guys.

No. 47042

>>46988
This is me except I like to smoke while drinking or going on my long walks

No. 47056

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>>47031
>bioware
>making a "good taste xD" joke

No. 48000

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girl here talking about my preference on appearance. I know I have shit taste and I'm not even sure why but whatever these are the things I like

guys
>less picky about psychical appearance but I love it when they are extremely nerdy looking
>both imperfect skin and braces are adorable to me
>skinny and short, or tall and a bit heavier are OK for me. But morbidly obese 400+ lbs is not my type of thing
>if they can grow good facial hair I like it (like lumberjack style) but if its scraggly and pubic hair looking shave that shit off
>need to live the nerd life with me

girls
>breast size doesn't matter to me but I love huge butts
>like ohmygoodgod sit on me with a huge ass
>chubby girls are amazing. I love hourglass or pear shape
>not really into petite or thin girls. I recognize that they are beautiful but sexually I just like lots of stuff to grab onto on my girl like huge thighs/butt/breasts/whateves
>I like cute faces

I'm happily married and my husband and I have been wanting to have a threeway with another girl for awhile. However he hates my preferences.

No. 48001

>>25675
So looks wise? A Asian with a fashion sense. I don't even care if they are a bit shorter than me hnnng…. I'm 5'9 so maybe that's not too uncommon.

No. 48004

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basically
>into vidya/animu
>respects dank memes
>confident/dominant personality
>probably into cosplay or lolita
To generalize the aesthetic I'm into, the teo are pretty different. Either fit amazon or petite princess.

I'm a fuccboi and don't have a lot of confidence to approach the confident women I'm attracted to, whoops.


Current relatuonship is a fucking miserable experience. Threatens to hurt me and kill herself if I break up with her etc. and I live with her so I'm afraid she'll stab me in my sleep or burn all my shit or something.

No. 48036

>>48004
Mike?

No. 48041

>>48001
Mongol here with fashion sense. Hit me up.

No. 48124

>>48036
how did u no

No. 67658

I want a boyfriend but I'm probably too retarded and needy to have one. Anyhow, ideal mate.

>blonde or redhead with ideal nordic face

>Not fat
>Racist, but not in the "whaaa white men are so oppressed" kind of way
>Likes white nationalist bands and metal music so we can collect/share music together
>No porn, has sex with me everyday/whenever he gets hard
>Is shy and quiet like I am, not an arrogant fuck
>virgin
>Likes creating things, (games, art, music, ect)
>loves to fuck all the time and dresses me up in sexy outfits or lingerie to wear around the house or in bed
>Likes horror
>Not into social media shit

No. 67827

>>41958
The ones who openly do generally are pretty autistic and weird. The average guy who watches anime/reads manga doesn't go to the conventions and probably doesn't display it to everyone but having shirts of his favorite series
t. Closet weeb

No. 67833

>>67658
>Not into social media shit
This is so rare and such a huge plus

I had a gf one time in high school and she wanted to take pics of us and post them all over facebook

Pls no. It lasted like a week. Social media is a cancer tbh

I was stalking people from my class (graduated in 2013) and people were posting selfies of themselves cuddling in bed with their SO's

Fucking why

No. 67841

>>25675
I just want a bf that wishes to become my husband and have lots of children. I would prefer him being 1.80 or more, but my crush is a manlet, so it's not a big deal. I just want to be a mother.

No. 67843

I've wanted a bf for a while, but everyone I always find who likes me is always either butt ugly or completely wrong. Maybe it's my city. But the perfect bf:

>Nice hair, preferably shaggy/long if not both.

>Nice eyes, either cute blue ones or hooded ones. Those are the best.
>Is into emo music from the 2000s and rock from the 80s and 90s
>Like movies and is possibly a movie nerd like myself
>Isn't hugely into tech and social media. I hate faggots who are obsessed with having the newest iPhone or posting everything to instagram
>Has a love for music and/or art
>Is good in bed, preferably a dominate type of guy. Just someone who can throw me down and take me, not to sound too cliche
>Likes animals
>Likes sunny days and taking walks
and lastly
>Someone who's calming, I don't like people who talk super loud or always have to be doing something. Just take a nap or lie down and stare into nothing together.

No. 68028

I honestly just want a guy who's easy to talk to and who plays love live

No. 68054

>tall
>tall
>tall
>tall
>white
>white

>tfw 5'5 asian male

>at least I'm /fit/

No. 68065

>>68054
Most girls here are weebs m8
You can do it

No. 68066

For boys and girls, I'd want them to be skinny and lanky. That's the body type I see as ideal and am the most attracted to. No bulging muscles or Kim K-eqsue curves. For guys, no facial hair. For both, minimal body hair. The ideal hair length for both is about chin length.
I think I'm attracted to a certain degree of androgyny.

No. 68068

>>68054
Just go for a weeb girl. I love asian dudes.

No. 68078

>>68028
I feel like having easy and vague criteria like this is the only realistic thing you can do. That, and adding "buts", things that your partner cannot have. For me, I think I can probably never ever be with someone with BPD. I can support a partner emotionally, but I will need support too. I have imperfections that I want to work on. My partner should also value physical intimacy and sex. Other than that, I can see myself in practically any kind of relationship.

>>67658
I sure hope you're going to be available for him that much, sexually. Logistically, it might not even be possible. But having a girl to "use", for lack of a better word, like that would be fun.

No. 68085

Literally her
I'll die alone ;__;

No. 68089

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Didn't really want to ask in the robot thread, but do you prefer cute or sexy guys/girls?

I'm a guy and I definitely prefer cute. I think there's a pretty easy distinction (at least for me) between cute and sexy for women, but I have no idea where that line is drawn for men. I see them used interchangeably almost by women when referring to them.

If I was to guess sexy would be David Beckham and cute is Justin Bieber/other boy band members?

No. 68094

>>68089
What about both? Too much cute and sex is weird, too much sexy and it's a bit boring to me. I like it when a guy can and is both, like a switch almost.

No. 68109

>>68094
What do you mean? How can you switch?

I mean for sexy I just imagine some really muscular guy and for cute a boy band guy

No. 68123

>>68089
Go back to your containment thread please

No. 68126

>>68089
what you're basically saying is you want an already pretty girl who doesn't actively try to market herself

No. 68165

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Ideal guy
>tall, muscular, white
>dark hair, light eyes
>outgoing, friendly
>romantic, a little clingy

Ideal girl
>average height, fit, white
>any hair/eye color
>hourglass shape
>introverted, a little clingy

Shared traits
>smart/educated
>likes anime/manga
>good sense of humor
>lots of common interests

Above all else, I just want someone who cares about themselves, about doing well in life, and about me.

No. 68171


No. 68177

>Into esports
>Arrogant/ cocky attitude
>Fun
>Enjoys a drink
>Works out/ likes to exercise
>Team Fortress 2

Strict requirements but hey!

No. 68252

Ideal girl

>around my height give or take or taller 5'8

>has short hair along with some piercings/tattoos
>average figure or slightly fit
>drug friendly but not too crazy
>tends to take charge of herself, is proactive about what she wants
>Is a switch or domme, but able to let herself go when I dom
>enjoys smaller groups or just staying in having fun
>bonus if shes not afraid to spout her opinion or get angry, curses like a sailor and has awful humour

It's like I'm attracted to butch lesbian qualities or tomboy ones.

as for myself I'm basically just a skinny twig wanting a qt to workout with.

No. 68372

Ideal girl:
-have vagina
-shares similar interests
-likes me
-6/10 at most

No. 69856

>>67843
wow it's like someone is describing me exactly.

No. 69857

>>67658
so you want to date /pol/?

No. 69868

Standards:
>5+/10
>around my age, 21
>honest
>caring, and deeply so
>down to earth
>has that ability to talk into a person's soul, is very real and 'awake'
>makes a good best friend

Preferences:
>White
>Dark red hair, not ginger red, dyed is fine and sometimes preferable
>booty
>wide hips
>small tits
>likes being violently raped, came inside of
>likes pain/torture
>5'9 or less
>intelligent
>has been depressed but preferably isn't or understands how to cope
>strong communication and interpersonal skills, both for a romantic and platonic relationship
>very well-versed, conversationally apt
>deep understanding of music, art, varied interests in both
>studies, wants to learn outside college/school
>is able to teach me something or tell me something I don't already know
>wants/is adaptable to all of life's offerings, willing to move to a new state/country on a whim or live in the countryside
>not obsessed with money and success, the "American Dream" hogshit
>can sit around and do fucknothing with at the same time
>realistic about the world, isn't brainwashed by liberal or conservative media
>deep understanding of politics, logic, philosophy
>deep understanding of human psychology
>likes animals, and both cats and dogs
>comfortable with adoption, unless very genetically gifted
>takes trust, values, integrity, humility, and sacrifice very, very seriously
>likes dank memes of some or any sort
>someone I can talk to when I'm feeling down or angry
>drug friendly, even if only psychs, absolutely no hard drugs
>good family values/relationship, or at least understands the importance of having them
>good child skills, motherly
>Woods of Ypres

No. 69870

>6'0+
>barrel chested
>dark haired
>muscular (not bodybuilder status)
>masculine face with something odd or ugly about it
>quiet and confident
>maybe has a sensitive and or artsy side?
>morbid tastes
>deep voice
>dom
>high sex drive
>preferably older or more experienced than me

see this is why im still single

No. 69871

>>69868
>likes being violently raped, came inside of
ok, you lost me there.

and if they like it/want you to do it, how is it rape?

No. 69872

>>69871
Consensual non consent is probably what they meant.

No. 69874

>>69868
>preferences: has been depressed but preferably isn't
So which is it, champ?

>Woods of Ypres

Fucking yuck. I know you listed this in preferences, but you won't find any well off, intelligent person who's into Woods. That fanbase is crawling with liberal scene kids due to the emo lyrics in IV. That band is shit anyway.

No. 69876

I don't care too much about the external, as long as she is self aware and fairly healthy.
Education level is not important either, but she should be curious and have at least an appreciation of knowledge and skills. And be an actual grown-up, not a grown women with a teenagers mind.
And without children or too heavy baggage in the form of previous relationships.
Would be fantastic if she was good at something/had a hobby or skill (non animu shit please), that could either mix with one of my hobbies or at least stand on its own.
She should be driven more by her reason then her emotions.

Mostly /care about race, though i would probably go for white skin and blue eyes. But thats way below personality.

No. 69877

I have a few different types of guys I like. Although I am attracted to physical traits, if they have a shit personality or are plain boring I can't stay interested. So,

>Taller than me (I'm only 5'2" so that's not a hard thing to find)

>Any weight but obese or ana (I've dated chubby, average, skinny, and muscular dudes and liked them all the same)
>Light eyes
>Long, dark hair
>Scruffy face
>Sexually open-minded (I've been around the block and am a huge pervert and a tease, but most guys absolutely hate it)
>Shares at least a few interests in common with me: games, cartoons/anime, tattoos, comics, art, weird-ass music
>Obviously, be kind and don't be a dick

I don't think it's too hard of a checklist to fill, but I also am the type whose fine with being alone.

No. 69879

>>69877
I think i know exactly what you mean, nothing is a bigger turn off then that desperation you feel in some people who think they cant exist without a s/o.

No. 69885

>>69877
>Sexually open-minded (I've been around the block and am a huge pervert and a tease, but most guys absolutely hate it)

Elaborate. How long is your partner count exactly? Sometimes promiscuity is actually more honest than serial monogamy.

No. 69886

>Taller than 5'5
>Long-ish hair
>Autistic or ADHD or whatever
>Somewhat muscular
>Likes Dragon Age, Mass Effect, XCOM, Skyrim etc. actual games not only COD
>no neck beard
>Genuinely cares about the environment and likes animals etc.
>Patient
>Likes more than 1 type of music
>Adorable and manly at the same time
>Has ambitions, not talking about wealth.
>Can be rough in bed or really loving.
>No personality disorder, addiction, or paraphilias.

But this is talking about ideal, the last one is a dealbreaker though, I really can't handle people with personality disorders etc.

No. 69897

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>>69886

Kinda me if you don't count being a virgin, a little bit of avoidant personality and fat, somewhat muscular from labor jobs tho.>>69886

No. 69913

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Ideal grill:
>not taller than 5'11
>/fit/, slim, averga or maybe even a bit chub. Just not fat please
>nice hair
>preferably not black
>not older than 25 or younger than 16
>has interests of her own
>doesn't keep me from doing what i like
>loyal, kind, "motherly" caring, talkative
>cute face

No. 69915

>>69913
*average

No. 69936

I used to say "dark hair, light eyes, skilled at piano, veg*n, kinda cute, not obese or a stick or overly muscled (basically no extremes)" not religious, not right-wing", but I've changed and don't care about half that. I basically have no ideal anymore. But if a guy meets any of this, it would be a plus:

Skilled at piano
Not on an extreme end of body type (overall I like kinda chubby and kinda muscled)
Veg*n
Visits imageboards
Has interest in at least one activity I do, so then we'll actually do it (ux, hiking mountains, visiting sanctuaries…)
Have some overlap in music taste
Is more outgoing than I am, pushes me out of my comfy shell
Not a sjw

Extras: Has chest hair swoon

No. 69951

>must be at least 170cm (I'm 160cm). But I can go for a bit shorter.
>Asian since I'm krn (krn parents y'know)
>I don't care much about weight, just as long as they aren't fat
>has a cute face
>has a nice smile+laugh and is friendly to everyone
>easygoing and easy to talk to
>passionate about his job or hobby
>dependable
>likes manga/anime
>likes animals
>loves and accepts me as I am. I don't care for romantic things, I just want to constantly know that we love each other, if that makes sense.

Basically someone to understand me and wants to make me happy since I'm a depressed, shy girl.

No. 69958

>>69913

does anyone like black people? kek

No. 69966

I'd like to meet a woman who:
- lives in Europe, preferably the Northern part
- age: 26 - 30
- is faithful, interested in a closed romantic monogamous relantionship
- is clever, witty, funny, friendly, respectful of others
- is upbeat and cheerful but also realistically aware of situations
- responsible and good communicator; can have fights and talk them through instead of letting issues fester
- affectionate, cuddly, sexually explorative
- have own life and own good friends, can spend time apart (no dissapearing acts tho); healthy relantionship with family (if applicable; some people have terrible families and it's fully understandable if they don't want to keep in touch)
- good personal hygiene (smells GOOD!!!), somewhat of a fashion sense
- likes going to the cinéma and concerts; it's fine if you're shy and introverted, but it would be nice if you'd make an effort to come to parties sometimes
- loves gossip, drama and talking in general
- somewhat of a weeb or really into some show/game/film ; I'm not that into manga or anime myself nor am I really invested in any fandoms, but I like listening to people tell me about theirs
- will be fine with my secret love of atrocious music and trashy reality tv shows (yes, I am that one anon from the guilty pleasures thread)
- not a smoker (albeit smoking when drunk is fine), drinks but not an alcoholic, pot/drug friendly but does them rarely
- not allergic to animals, cats espcially

Feminists and legbeards are welcome!

Me:
- 28, woman
- hobbies: cooking, knitting, reading, découpage and collages, origami, swimming, yoga
- medium length brown hair, grey eyes, white, fat/chub, dress like a librarian (glasses, dresses, cardigans, tights, hair up, no makeup)
- finishing my Master's, work from time to time
- extroverted, happy-go-lucky, really talkative

As far as looks go, I can't really think of a type. Like many, I like the dark/light contrast, but it's really a sidething. A big, big bonus would be if you'd talk French and Swedish, but I'm aware not a lot of people do. I'm open to make new friends as well!

No. 69973

>>69958
The percentage of black girls that aren't physically unnatractive and/or ghetto mindset is too low for me to take them into consideration

No. 69976

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Must be female
Must not be into black or brown guys.
Age: 18-30 (I'm late 20s)
Interests: The usual nerdy 4chan stuff goes without saying, but stuff that actually gets you off your ass too, proactive hobbies that require at least some effort, hiking, photography or even cooking are all examples.
Body: Not fat, a little chubby is fine provided she's interested in coming to the gym, tattoos and piercings can be cute if they're discrete.
Politics: Don't expect her to share my politics, just don't be a #refugeeswelcome idiot.
Sexually: Submissive, likes rape fantasies and worse.

No. 69984

>>69885

I've tried counting before, but I know it's over 20. I've only been in one serious relationship and it lasted 3 years. Obviously I've dated other people but they were never really serious relationships.

I'm not the type to lie about my sexual past or my needs, which is usually a big turn-off. Most guys don't want to know their possible girlfriend has been in threesomes and likes weird stuff. Plus I've been a femdom and gone to plenty of sex parties in my life.

I know a lot of serial monogamous people who can't be without an SO, who don't know their own sexual needs, and would rather be in a relationship with an asshole than be labeled a 'slut'. Sometimes I envy them honestly. There's times when I wish I had a stable person in my life, somebody I could hold and share romantic moments with. I'm fine being alone the rest of my life and only sharing intimate moments with passing people, but a girl can dream.

>>69879

Yeah, most of my girl friends are like this. A guy can treat them like total garbage and they'll still obsessively latch on to them because they can't stand the thought of being single. If I'm going to be totally blunt and honest, desperation can make me instantly stop wanting to be around someone, friend or otherwise. Funny how that works.

No. 69988

>>69984
Regardless of it being promiscuity or serial monogamy, the end result is still jadedness. You can still have what they have, but you seem very sexually driven, to the point you're prepared to scuttle relationships where your sexual needs aren't immediately being satisfied (this is my main problem with sluts, low impulse control and the massive premium they place on instant gratification sex).

That being said, at least you're honest. Serial monogamy types constantly lie to themselves, which makes their position far more irredeemable since they grow accustomed to the idea of 6 month - 1 year long relationships every year from 16 till they're in their early 30s as normality.

By the time you're the last person, or one of the last men in her life, what left is there to explore that will truly be intimate and exclusive to you two? Think of it as similar to the first time you visit your dream destination (Paris, Rome, Tokyo etc), then the second time, then the third time. By the tenth most of the magic has gone.

Though I owe sluts most of my early sexual experiences, so I could never truly hate you the way some guys do.

No. 69993

>>69958
For a black woman to be attractive basically just follow these:
Don't be ghetto
Don't be obese (thick is fine, but there is a world of difference between thick and obese)
Don't wear a weave (more of a personal thing, but I just think they're gross. Natural curly hair is fine as is straightened hair)

Not that my opinion matters much

No. 69996

>>69976
nice b8, robotto-kun

No. 69997

>>69996
>b8

Eh? Why do you perceive it as bait?

No. 70004

>>69997
probably cuz /pol/>>25675

No. 70005

>>70004
But… That doesn't mean it's bait.

If I was angling at bait, I'd offer something far juicier.

No. 70009

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>tfw she'll never be real

Just looking at this picture warms my heart.

No. 70033

>>69976
>>69936
you two already match on 3 of those, maybe more if 69936 is female, 18-30, and not fat, and 69976 is not fat and likes the same music
there you go. lolcow matchmaker at it again

No. 70041

>>69988

I'm definitely jaded, I won't deny that. I don't consider myself a slut anymore and have been completely alone for some time now. I know it sounds odd, but most of the slutty and sexual stuff I did because I was naive and felt like maybe they really liked me or that they'd like me more if I did what they wanted. Of course that's completely stupid and it only makes people disrespect you more.

In the end, all I wanted was to be accepted by somebody. I'd be fine with somebody whose vanilla, as long as they didn't judge me or speak down to me because of my past or perverted brain. I wouldn't ever want to push something on them like had been done with me.

But I'm too scared of being judged by someone I like again. I'm terrified of being vanished on once sex gets brought up. I'm jaded to the point where I'm completely content with being alone because I don't trust easily anymore, and expect that once they know my past they'll treat me like I'm just another untrustworthily slut. I know it's my own fault.

I wish I could meet someone who could look past my history and treat me with respect and love, not just lust. But hey that's why it's a 'ideal partner' thread.

No. 70042

>>69936
Why did you censor the word "vegan?" Am I missing something?

No. 70043

>>70042
veg*n means vegan and/or vegetarian

No. 70045

>>69984
>I know a lot of serial monogamous people who can't be without an SO, who don't know their own sexual needs, and would rather be in a relationship with an asshole than be labeled a 'slut'.
The only way to discover your "sexual needs" is to fuck tons of random people and go to sex parties? I think you have a distorted negative view on people who are capable of achieving healthy monogamous relationships, you're conflating staying in a shitty relationship with something that's somehow inherent to all or most monogamy. There's no reason they can't explore their sexual needs while in the context of an exclusive relationship. They could also just value having a loving partner over getting gangbangs.

I've heard people say they need to "explore their sexuality" before, and I really don't get it. It's like yeah I'm sure exploring every possible thing you could ever imagine wanting to do could be fun, but it's not something I need. Maybe it's because my sex drive has never dominated my life and I've never seen sexual release as something that I should pursue as the main purpose of my life. Or maybe I'm just not degenerate enough.

No. 70049

>>70041
>but most of the slutty and sexual stuff I did because I was naive and felt like maybe they really liked me or that they'd like me more if I did what they wanted.

Yeah, a lot of guys get really vengeful about slutty stuff. I don't approve of it but I stopped getting mad about it the same time I realized it's pretty easy to get laid and not some labor of Hercules like a lot of /r9k/ makes out.

As a result I know what you mean. You did that shit because, let's face it, young girls are gullible, naive and easy to manipulate. There's a reason it's called "grooming" and there's a reason even hideously ugly people can do it - it's because young girls with low self-esteem cling to any sort of attention an older man gives them.

>not just lust.


I see the catch 22. The moment you start speaking about prior sexual experiences and what you did, men divide into the camp of those who swear you off and those who view you as something to have fun with. I'm ashamed to say I was one of the latter when I was younger. I became desperately insecure about my lack of sexual experience around 21 or so and started meeting girls online and fucking them because I thought it would make me more desirable as a whole (I swallowed the whole thing about women hating any man who didn't have a string of ex-lovers).

I'm not going to claim I'm sort of reformed degenerate. Although I don't do that sort of thing anymore I still feel that base urge to do nasty, fucked up things with girls who have chequered pasts, but I largely just stuff those desires away and ignore them these days.

I hate to sound like a white knight but I honestly understand now why some women feel so jaded and angry at men. But I'd also say that from my perspective it underscores the need for fathers to play more of an authoritative role in their daughter's lives, given the gullibility and naivety I mentioned earlier.

>>70033
I'm >>69976. Not fat but I don't really care much about music taste to be honest.

No. 70052

>>70043
Oh I thought you were doing the Krd/Trk/W*man meme

No. 70056

>>70049
>I stopped getting mad about it the same time I realized it's pretty easy to get laid and not some labor of Hercules like a lot of /r9k/ makes out.
GET OUT CHAD REEEEEE OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUTTTTT!!!!!!

No. 70077

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>>70033
>think some shitskins are attractive and would have no qualms about dating them
>not submissive
>that pic

Also there's the likelihood he'll be too much /pol/. I'm ok with it to an extent, in the same way I'm ok with /leftypol/ to an extent, but if you let it run your life…

No. 70086

>>70077
If that's as dark as you'd go then it's not really a big deal.

People who expect political parity from their girls are stupid, most women are pretty apolitical.

But #refugeeswelcome stuff is something I can't tolerate. It has caused too much damage/death.

No. 70090

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WHERE IS MY CHANNER GF?!?!?!?

No. 70091

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>>70077
I think he means dont go full ooga booga like pic related

No. 70094

>>69993

Ah, you must have been around mostly African American women lol.

No. 70095

>>70077

He's light skin though, that's "attractive" in the black community… APPARENTLY.

>>70091 He's just ugly in general.

No. 70096

>>70095
Hell, even black women think these full on bix nood guys are ugly. It's only white girls with a racial fetish who think otherwise.

No. 70106

>>70094
Yup. I actually lost my vcard to a really pretty Nigerian girl in college. Super sweet and fun person in general

Kinda regret not dating her but it is what it is. Doubt her family would have approved anyways. We just stayed FWB until she got a bf

I usually only find black women attractive if they're not African American. Even the pretty ones here are usually really ghetto

I probably just have a skewed view, but for whatever reason the black girls in the UK are generally pretty attractive from what I've seen

No. 70114

>>70091
>that smug oh so enlightened look
I'm laughing

No. 70118

>>70096
What does bix nood even come from? I know the usage and use it myself, but I've always wondered about the origins of it

No. 70119


No. 70132

>>70091
they're both hideous

No. 70137

>>70049
Not quoted anon, just wanted to chime in to say you sound like a pretty chill, sensible person. Hope life goes well for you.

No. 70141

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>>70119
>mfw I paid Tyrone to say that

No. 70143

>>70137
That's awfully nice of you to say, I'm not quite sure I deserve it though. I recognize my faults abut I'm not fully free of it.

No. 70146

>>70141
You absolute legend

No. 70147

>>70146
ty anon.

Anyways since I should probably contribute to this thread
>be a grill
>be white (pale is a plus)
>be feminine
>not be fat (or chubby)
>be around Chicago
>not have been in so many failed relationships that you've lost count
>manage not to have me reaffirm my general contempt for women within the first date
>want kids
>probably be a smoker because I smoke a lot
>not have any serious substance abuse

No. 70149

>>70147
oh and importantly
>not be coal burner

No. 70150

>>70141
I would date you just for that. I live in the same area too. Sxe though and unsure about kids.

No. 70155

>>70150
Pros: I'm 6'4" and full /pol/
???: Long hair, beard, introvert, in to vidya and shitposting on the chins
Cons: 32 and currently a NEET staying at home. Dont have a problem with working, just got fired from the last job for being a whistle blower, and havent gotten around to getting another. 210lbs, I should probably be around 190. Dont look fat but I do have love handles.

No. 70156

>>70155
>full /pol/
>pros

No. 70157

>>70147
>be around Chicago
Where do you live lad? Rockford here

No. 70159

>>70157
Rogers Park in Chicago proper

>>70156
/leftypol/ plz go

No. 70161

>>70157
Not him but I'm by Orland. There's a lot of Chicagoland people here I've noticed.

No. 70164

>>70150
Anyways femanon (assuming you are a femanon) if you're interested send me an email

No. 70165

>>70150
>>70164
fucking random email protection shit that apparently doesn't work. anyways it is muhfugen at bixnood.net

No. 70171

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No. 70174

>>70171
Dont you have some shitty documentary you should be making Louis?

No. 70189

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>>70150
>tfw no grill to shitpost on the chins with on valentines day
>tfw no other grill could even be bothered to troll you pretending to be the one who claimed she would date you for making Big Man Tyrone say bix nood

No. 70191

>>70095
>>70086
>>70091

Ah ok, well I haven't been around super negroes enough at all to have ever find them attractive, so there's that.

No. 70195

>>70191
If you're not submissive in any way there's no point really.

No. 70206

>>70195
Just give her the d, anon. Maybe she'll come around

No. 70328

>>70206
That's lewd.

No. 70371

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>>70174
Yes and no
I'm doing a special report on chan culture and the effect it has on many of today's youth
Would you mind if I asked you a few questions?

No. 70397

>>70371
>32
>youth
lel

No. 70398

>>70397
>Being 32
>Being on imageboards

why anon?

No. 70399

>>70398
Does anyone remember the way anonymous used to be? When it was a green guy in a suit that considered itself the internet hate machine rather than a fedora wearing guy fawkes mask campaigning for social justice? I do. The meme magic was too strong, and we lost control, and chanology happened.

No. 70401

>>70399
Yes to all of those things. I remember the cusp of chanology - was it back in 2007? Or 2008? There was all this excitement about how we'd broken into the news a few times and people on /b/ wanted to leverage that by going after scientology.

It all went downhill from there.

Remember the initial Habbo Hotel raids?

No. 70404

>>70401
Didnt spend enough time on the chins at that point to partake in them, although I do remember them. I showed up for the first chanology protest in Chicago, instead of being in front of the Scientology office it was half a block down in front of a diner. It didnt seem like there would be lulz, and that they were genuinely protesting, so I pretended to not know what was going on and went inside and got some breakfast. Afterwards it still seemed the same, and between the cold and the cringe, I left.

And if you're old enough to remember that, assuming you're just not repeating lore, why are you giving me shit about being 32 and on the chins? You cant be that much younger than me. And just remember, you're here for ever. Especially considering you're in to the chins enough to be here rather than on cuckchan.

No. 70406

>>70404
I'm not giving you shit, I want to get out of this endless timesink of garbage too at some point. We're part of the same hypocrisy.

I'm a few years younger.

No. 70409

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>>70404
>mfw I was at the same goddamn protest.

I'm content knowing that was probably the cringiest era of my life.

No. 70411

>>70409
I remember that was where the first "femanons" started to appear. Before then there were a few scattered camwhores like Togi-chan, and I remember Allyson got naked once on MSN messenger and someone screencapped it, but there was nothing like the systematic camwhoring you saw on /b/ and later /soc/ that came after. It's like all of these girls scuttled out of the woodwork and began a cold war arms race for attention on 4chan. Clover-chan was one of the first real "popular" camwhores of that era, I can't remember any others but I just remember more and more popping up with greater frequency.

No. 70412

>>70411
Curiously, this goes hand in hand with the increasing proliferation of "nudes" (thanks to digital cameras and smartphones and better internet connections) in the world at large. It was a microcosm of it.

No. 70413

>>70406
>I want to get out of this endless timesink of garbage too at some point
Good luck with that, the only time I get out of here is for work, or to do /k/ or /out/ stuff, and /k/ stuff is too expensive to do regularly.

>>70411
>>70412
Pretty sure the only reason I hung around /b/ originally was for fap material.

No. 70414

>>70413
>Good luck with that, the only time I get out of here is for work, or to do /k/ or /out/ stuff, and /k/ stuff is too expensive to do regularly.

I am envious of you americans with your guns tbh. What sort of /out/ stuff do you do?

No. 70415

>>70414
Dont know anyone irl who likes to go /out/ so stuck going car camping with my mom a few times a year because we really dont have any other common interests and she'll probably be dead in a few years, so I might as well spend some time with her now. Not that much fun but its better than being in the city.

I have experience backpacking and canoeing from when I was a kid, since I was in the boy scouts and went to outdoor schools.

No. 70417

>>70415
Do you ever go to any of the US National Parks?

I'm in awe of their scale and beauty tbh.

No. 70418

>>70417
Not recently, i've been to Yellowstone and whatever park in California that has the giant trees as a kid. Most of the stuff I did was in Wisconsin on private property (or maybe state property).

No. 70419

>>70418
Are bears really that dangerous in a place like Yellowstone? That's the one thing that puts me off.

No. 70421

>>70419
They have signs up because it is over crowded as hell, food everywhere, and people do dumb shit like feed them.

I'm not sure about back then, but nowadays you can carry guns in any national park so long as the state laws permit whatever type of carry you're practicing. Hippies do dumb shit like carry bear spray which is ineffective, and depending on the wind has a chance of gassing you. Carry a gun, dont be this grill:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0

No. 70430

>>70421
Jesus, she's either incredibly stupid or incredibly brave - I think it's fairly certain it's the former.

No. 70442

>>70430
There is a fine line between the two

No. 70489

basically
White
Tall
Big Dick
Have some money

Got it farmers.

No. 70490

>>70489
You forgot not being /pol/

No. 70492

>>70489
>>70490
also not being fat
so basically rules out every male on this board

No. 70494

Pretty simple actually:
>7-8/10 in terms of face
>average weight
>Have perky round tits with innie vag.
>Height doesn't matter.
>Be career driven
>Don't have asperger or any form of autism

No. 70495


No. 70496

>>70494
I forgot, not Black, Hispanic, or White

No. 70497

>>70495
/pol/ guys are nasty

No. 70499

Not fat and no facial hair. It is gross and unsanitary. It's a mega turn off for me.

No. 70500

>>70497
Have you ever met one?

No. 70501

>>70499
>no facial hair

Back to the AMWF thread, weeb kun.

No. 70503

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>>70495
Fuck if I know but if you read above (>>70141) some grill said she would date me for making big man tyrone say bix nood, and another said I was a legend. Only email I got was pic related.

No. 70511

>>70503
it was probably a guy.

also
>>70189
>>70503
you seem pretty hung up on this. are you a kv?

No. 70514

>>70503
>>70503
did you respond to them at least?

No. 70516

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>>70511
>it was probably a guy
I could see >>70146 being a guy, but >>70149 was after I contributed to the thread in >>70147, so they would have known I was looking for a grill to shitpost with on valentines day.

>you seem pretty hung up on this

You're absolutely right, some random grill from the chins didnt respond to me, so I stayed up all night cutting myself while listening to Joy Division. God fucking damn it, what will I ever do with my life? Fuck you anon for bringing back up these painfull memories, now I have to drink my sorrows away… again.

>are you a kv

Not sure what kv is - kissless virgin? If so no. My main problem is that grills, at least around Chicago are either vapid whores, coal burners, or due to the massive proliferation of white knights grossly over value themselves. I've had grills come up to me in bars, and try to start up a conversation with me by telling me about they their designer purse matches their coin purse, phone case, or grills who have hit on me while wearing a wedding ring. I think I really just need to move to Wisconsin.

>>70514
pic related

No. 70517

>>70516
>but >>70149
fucked up and listed the wrong post, it should have been >>70157 and >>70150

No. 70519

Going to be that one guy but literally slim black girls with a pretty face with busty features.

Also it would be great if they had their own job.

No. 70520

>>70503
Autism

No. 70522

>>70520
>be on the chins
>think anyone here could possibly not be autism personified
I hate to break it to you anon, but if you have to tell people that they're autists rather than just ignoring them like normies do, then you're an autist too.

No. 70525

>>70516
IF (this was them and) they said they would date you just because of the tyrone bix nood vid, why would they think you were too /pol/ because of the bix nood vid?

No. 70530

>>70525
Because women are fickle creatures? Anyways that email I got i'm pretty sure was from >>70156 or someone similar. Chances are more likely that she thought about it for a lil while and then considered the chance i'd just rape her, murder her and then consume her corpse. I ended up backing out of going to a /pol/ meetup on cripplechan's meadhall for semi-similar reasons - because of how easily everyone turned on each other/themselves after what happened after the /k/ BLM meetup.

No. 70535

>>70522
I'm pretty autistic
But he is more autistic

No. 70549

>>69857
/pol/ does not represent real nationalism, it represents autists making fun of nationalism.

No. 70559

>>70549
I used to think everyone was just messing around like I was on /pol/, but I recently joined a /pol/ chatgroup and I'm seeing all my low effort /pol/ shitposts unironically being used

No. 70566

>>70559
>expecting /pol/ chat groups to be different then pol
wut?

>implying /pol/ is one person

I'm the guy from earlier in the thread who said he was full /pol/ and I fucking hate this country, especially its faux patriotism.

No. 70571

>>70566
I joined thinking it was going to be a memefest but it's actual neonazis

No. 70573

>>70571
>I came for a /pol/ memefest
>for some reason I didnt expect there to be nazi memes
Anyways anything that takes chan culture and ties it to a service with identities is going to be a fucking failure. I went to some of those /pol/ tinychat rooms and they were cancerous.

No. 70575

>>70573
They're not memes
The admin is some Indian guy who thinks he's one of the last of the remaining Aryan Race in India

No. 70577

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>>70575
>They're not memes
Anon, I have a Trump hat, have never voted in my life and never will. I bought it because it was a meme. I also have Nazi paraphernalia as well, not a nationalist or socialist (or both) either.

No. 70581

>>70516
>>70530
Ok here we go. I'm >>70150. I started writing it right after I read >>70147, and >>70141 popped up as I was typing it. I was exaggerating for the most part. I would like to date someone who posts on imageboards and goofy enough to get something like bix nood made just for the lulz, but your
>manage not to have me reaffirm my general contempt for women within the first date
marks you as a problem right off the bat. To me that warns "someone who has his mind set on a belief and will be unrealistic in life".

Why would I, or anyone, want to date someone who, before they even meet you, automatically thinks you're a vapid whore who sucks dicks in Lawndale for weed and coke while thinking of themselves as hot shit?

Maybe you're a decent guy, maybe you're even a great guy, but you are preventing yourself from ever finding someone because some chick was a bitch to you or something idk, and you want to reaffirm your belief that ALL females are like that so you don't have to stick your head out again and get burned.

I did not send the email, I'm also not Rockford anon, but it is actually pretty exact in what I would say. You're nine years older than me, and full /pol/ is too much. Also, the cat café is going to be at Treehouse Humane's new shelter, opening later this year in RP. Also, I'm chubby as I gained 10lb since September, thanks to decreased outdoor activity, depression, and starting a bc pill in an attempt to stop the acne that took over my face. so I don't meet your reqs

No. 70582

>>70581
>right after I read >>70147, and >>70141 popped up as I was typing it

the two posts should be switched

No. 70587

>>69874
do you understand how english works?

>has been

>has

Yeah a lot of WoY songs are complete garbage but some of them are very intelligent and black metal has completely failed at basic intellectualism. That doesn't mean I want someone who is head over heels for david gold I want someone who can understand Into Exile and Mirror Reflection

you're incredibly black and white and it shows terribly in your lack of reasoning

No. 70589

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>>70581
>"someone who has his mind set on a belief and will be unrealistic in life"
I'm sorry for having convictions. I'll be sure to be a pushover in the future.

>Why would I, or anyone, want to date someone who, before they even meet you, automatically thinks you're a vapid whore who sucks dicks in Lawndale for weed and coke

I was trying to avoid meeting grills like this because I have actually ended up going on dates with one - albeit she was previously sucking dick for coke in bumbfuck Indiana, not Lawndale.

>while thinking of themselves as hot shit?

Again i'm sorry for being confident, i'll be sure to disparage myself all the time in future dealings with womens. I am certainly not worthy of your attention.

>and you want to reaffirm your belief that ALL females are like that so you don't have to stick your head out again and get burned.

lel. when did I say "ALL females" were like this again?

>the cat café is going to be at Treehouse Humane's new shelter

Not a hipster so I dont go to cafes. And wow, just fucking wow, pic related. They're pissing away all their monies on architecture for a trendy building that looks like it belongs in Lincoln Park rather than Rogers Park. What a great allocation of capital. This is one of the many reasons I dont donate to non-profits.

>full /pol/ is too much

see >>70566 and >>70577

>so I don't meet your reqs

post (or email) pic with your belly showing

No. 70609

>>69874
I feel like you may actually be intelligent so I'm going to go in depth instead of shitposting. I like this place and a lot of you farmers are very genuine, good people.

Understanding the basics of nihilism, naturalism, nature's superiority over our lives, the folly of death worship, secularist philosophy and how sadness is an important part of the wide wonderful world we call the human experience and it's individual artistic merit while also maintaining a mature distance, from which the listener derives both meaning and an example of taking musical lyrics and depression too far. It shows an understanding of human psychology that both male and female psyche are capable of showing vulnerability, pain, grief and loss while also bridging the gender-gap and uniting for mutual benefit. If that's too tumblr for you, how on earth is any heterosexual couple going to attempt a real, meaningful relationship without knowing each other's mind and sympathizing with each other's individual hardships? If emotional intimacy is not achieved through understanding, how will it be achieved at all? How, if a relationship involves building each other up and not being obsessed with achieving perfection and greener grass, does love bear any meaning unto our lives?

People, being products of environment, will change to and shape the environment they reside in, whether they have a healthy upbringing or are victims of abuse/neglect, they will learn attachment and love through what is going on around them, and in most cases, match that. Love comes from commonality and reciprocal altruism. Commonality amongst people who have been mistreated/abused means finding others who have lived through similar experiences. My desire for a person who understands depression, which comprises approximately 50% of the American population, yet is not depressed or mentally ill because they have worked on themselves and are capable of self-help, does not mean I am searching for someone to cure or fix me, or vice-versa. All that it means is that someone is willing to share past struggles and unite as people because of it.

People do not choose who raises them, or who hurts them, or whether they want to be hurt at all. Children are blank slates. The ultimate goal of a relationship is in most cases to bear and raise kids who will become better, or at least as well off as, their parents. This means that you have to understand both healthy and unhealthy relationships and behaviors and be substantial enough as an individual to do so properly.



But I'm sure you just read
>not obsessed with money and success, the "American Dream" hogshit
and
>he likes a band I don't like

then casually assumed I was some incapable whiny poor child, who wanted a mommy to cure all my problems for me instead of someone who wants, (and has) an equal to share happiness with and the diverse experiences life has to offer and not some dumb younger woman who wants to leech success out of their romantic partner while bringing nothing to the table but a wet pussy and tight skin. No successful man on earth wants someone who is "less experienced" than them and is only interested in fulfilling their own desires, unless you're the new hot young jizzrag of the month. :)

That is, of course, if I am not sorely mistaken and you can accurately judge character over an anonymous internet forum.

>>69871
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_fantasy
You're incredibly vanilla. I'm astonished you haven't heard of this before.

No. 70610

>>70589
You remind me a lot of AB Dada, if it weren't for the fact you were a neet, smoke (instead of vape), have a beard, are 32, 210bs, and not luring 18 year-olds, I wouldn't be surprised if you told me you were him. Also I think he lives near O'Hare now.

You're not fully understanding what I've said, or I'm not fully expressing it, but your biases are intact so whatever. Also you've misread (the hot shit part should be connected to the coke whore part. Believe me I don't think you could be hot shit).

>lel. when did I say "ALL females" were like this again?

You got me. My bias is showing. You never clearly say "all", but it is heavily implied.
>Because women are fickle creatures?
>grills, at least around Chicago are either vapid whores[…]
>manage not to have me reaffirm my general contempt for women within the first date

I get it, it's the internet, you're a big guy, it's cool to generalize everything, especially when lonely guys are drawn into ROK, RP, PUA, and MGTOW because of bad (or perceived) experiences, but don't kick the cat.

No. 70617

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>>70610
>AB Dada
Who the fuck is this? He doesnt have a wiki article and i'm not motivated trawl through the internet enough to learn who he is.

>instead of vape

yeah I should change to this, if not only for the cost. the main reason I stick to cigerettes is that it gives me a reason to take a break from work, and since a majority of the people in IT smoke, so they pretty much have to give us smoke breaks if we smoke. One place I worked even had our department meetings outside due to how many people smoked.

>have a beard

He has a beard from the pics i've seen

> 210bs

And 6'4"

>and not luring 18 year-olds

Don't flatter yourself, you said you were 23.

> You're not fully understanding what I've said, or I'm not fully expressing it,

Pretty sure this is going both ways.

>You never clearly say "all", but it is heavily implied.

It is, I also said in >>70516 that I need to move to wisconsin because the women I talk to up there aren't that way. For fucks sakes even when you quoted me, I explicitly said "around Chicago".

>you're a big guy

for you, pic related

>lonely guys are drawn into ROK, RP, PUA, and MGTOW

I said I was /pol/ (and /k/ and /out/) not /r9k/

>so I don't meet your reqs

Still waiting on those pics femanon, that is my decision to make.

No. 70623

>>70617
lord
Jumping the gun.
>neet, smoke (instead of vape), have a beard, are 32, 210bs, and not luring 18 year-olds
was meant that he is the opposite of those (he does lure college girls, he vapes not smokes, he's not 32 or 210, does not have a beard [it's really stub or a goatee or whatever, depending])

He owns a t-shirt printing business (it was in Pilsen, but he moved so now it's not), is big into "women are bitches and whores", a RP fag on reddit, has issues with non-profits, etc.
I find him somewhat endearing but pretty basic and uninteresting. His t-shirt business is fantastic though. Whenever I need a custom shirt I go to him.

>I said I was /pol/ (and /k/ and /out/) not /r9k/

Don't try to tell me there is no overlap. /pol/ types are intrinsically connected to RP in particular.

>Still waiting on those pics femanon, that is my decision to make.

I'm just waiting for a whale to send you pics pretending they're me.

No. 70624

>>70617
>>70623
do you think you two to continue this conversation over e-mail? you're giving this thread and the site's userbase a terrible name with your personal bickering

No. 70626

my ideal type is a faggot
luckily i have a lot a choices

No. 70627

>>70624
>chins
>not having terrible reputations
pic one. I posted my email address earlier in this thread - muhfugen at bixnood.net

>>70623
>Don't try to tell me there is no overlap.
Of course there is massive overlap, /pol/ is the 2nd largest board on both cuck and cripplechan.

>I'm just waiting for a whale to send you pics pretending they're me.

I am too if not only for more (You)s. Sadly for a website of self proclaimed farmers, you seem to be more of cows. I'm still disappointed no one pretended to be you yesterday. Anyways anon, still waiting on them pics, and remember, that we're here forever.

No. 70628

>>70624
the amount of shit on this thread alone, and it's a lovers quarrel that upsets you?

No. 70629

>>70628
admin won't ban /r9k/shit, might as well do something about the atrociously selfish shitposting

lack of moderation kills community. if you're going to exist in a socially-moderated community and aren't going to do your part to moderate you might as well not even show up. these two clearly aren't interested in learning anything from each other you might as well tell them to piss off.

No. 70630

>>70629
That was pretty low quality shitposting, you should go to /pol/ more often and pay attention to the Australians.

>moderation

Because no one knows how to ban evade? Especially a guy who works in IT? lel

No. 70631

>>70629

I don't know, saltymilkchan seems to get on pretty well with no moderation

No. 70633

>>70500
Yes, unfortunately

No. 70639

>>70633
how was it, farmer

No. 70640

>>70639
Probably full of "negro in the white house this…"

No. 70642

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>>70640
confirmed for not having been to /pol/ since the primaries started.

No. 70648

>>70642
Oops, guilty

No. 70654

>>70581
> I'm >>70150. I started writing it right after I read >>70147, and >>70141 popped up as I was typing it.
>>70582
>the two posts should be switched
Also anon, if this was true, then why did you mention you were "unsure about kids"? My mention of wanting kids came after the whole not reaffirming my general contempt for women.

No. 70656

File: 1455523251524.jpeg (67.75 KB, 737x748, image.jpeg)

>taller than me (I'm 5ft9/10)
>has good taste in music
>skinny/at least slightly built
>dark hair and eyes
>knows how to dress himself
>introverted
>medium/longish hair, facial hair is okay as long as it doesnt look like shit
those are the essentials imo.

No. 70671

>>70654
You are reading way too much into what was meant to be a one-off post.
I can't believe I let myself get dragged into this.

No. 70681

>uses conditioner
>soft body
>likes animals
>dislikes kids
>likes drinking
i love cute men

No. 70698

>>70671
>still no pic
So I'm going to guess you're an actual fattie then

No. 70706

>>70698
/thread

No. 70708

>>70681
>soft body
You mean fat?

No. 70714

>>70708
could also mean cuddly. there is a bit difference

No. 70718

>>41350
>>41620
>>41628
>>46786
Definitely feeling curly hair

No. 70721

>>41274
If you're still around, are you lez or a man? Your ideals are pretty different.

No. 70757

>>70708
no just not muscular or bony

No. 70762

>>70609
Not the person you were responding to, I get what you're saying though but you could have worded that with the less autistic approach.

Also, you're in luck, the majority of the human population fit the criteria to be diagnosed with depression at one point of their lives. In fact, most mental health professionals would agree that it shouldn't be stigmatized as its being as of today–it's not–it's not some unique butterfly woe is me sort of shit that you're making it out to be. (Although there are physiological factors to cause depression which is the insufficient amount of serotonin and norepinephrine)

Also, children are not "blank slates," that's a myth. I'm not even going to bother with this. humandevelopmentpls

No. 70765

>>70609
You're autistic. I'd make a joke about the band you're into but I don't need to.

No. 70781

>>70609
>Studies have found rape fantasy is a common sexual fantasy among both men and women. The fantasy may involve the fantasist as either the one being forced into sex or as the perpetrator. A 1974 study by Hariton and Singer[1] found that being "overpowered or forced to surrender" was the second most frequent fantasy in their survey; a 1984 study by Knafo and Jaffe ranked being overpowered as their study's most common fantasy during intercourse. In 1985, Louis H. Janda who is an associate professor of psychology at Old Dominion University[2] said that the sexual fantasy of being raped is the most common sexual fantasy for women.[3] A 1988 study by Pelletier and Herold found that over half of their female respondents had fantasies of forced sex.[4]

Why do women hate rape so much then?

No. 70789

>>70721
I'm a man, why? Do I sound like a lesbian?

No. 70790

>>70781
There is a difference between fantasy and reality. The same like sex is nothing like it is portrayed in porn, real rape is not going to be this pleasurable experience that most people imagine it to be. It is mentally traumatic for many victims, and violence is often used. Also, not all women like the same things or have rape fantasies, but I know you robots are too retarded to not generalize entire populations.

No. 70822

>>70781
Are you fucking retarded? Rape is ALWAYS involuntary, it's in the fucking definition.

No. 70829

>>70822
Why do women like it so much though?

No. 70834

>>70829
Do you really not understand the difference between a controlled fantasy with a willing partner and a violent act by a stranger?

When you watch TV and you see a superhero fly, do you believe that the actor can fly? Or is he playing a role under scripted circumstances to advance a plot?

No. 70844

>>70834
Acting it out with a partner isn't rape though…
Why is this such a big thing with women while they also complain about it so much?

No. 70845

>>70829
Because humans are odd creatures aroused by dumb, arbitrary things, some more deviant than others. Why do men like feet so much? Or shit? Or cross dressing? Or morbid obesity?

No. 70846

>>70845
>Why do men like feet so much? Or shit? Or cross dressing? Or morbid obesity?
The report I just read said over half of women admit to having a rape fetish
The fetishes you listed excluding feet are incredibly uncommon and more meme fetishes to gross people out online than anything else

No. 70850

>>70846
With any report or study, only a limited number of individuals are used as test subjects. If you are seriously trying to suggest half of women have rape fantasies because one single study said so, then you aren't too bright.

And again, rape fantasies aren't the same as real rape, which is an act of violence. Some adults ageplay during sex, but that doesn't mean they want to actually fuck children.

Chubby chasers seem to be very common from what I seen, and cross dressers/traps. Most fetishists are men. Can you explain why that is? And if you agree feet is popular, then why do men like feet?

No. 70852

>>70850
>most fetishists are men
On the contrary, I actually think men are far less depraved than women when it comes to fetishes
Feet are popular because it's a part of a woman's body. Same reason why some women like forearms and shoulders on men. I like the entire female body and that includes feet along with the neck, arms, legs, lips, thighs, hands, etc. I don't see why feet are seen as too weird. I guess when you get into foot worship it gets a bit off.

Also what's your definition of chubby? I see very few actual chubby chasers. Thick? Sure There is a difference

No. 70859

>>70762
>but preferably isn't or understands how to cope
>understands how to cope

No. 70867

>>70852
>On the contrary, I actually think men are far less depraved than women when it comes to fetishes

B-but this study I read said that more men are fetishists, including for sadistic ones. How does what you think hold more validity than science?

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/0191886981900933

>Men and women were equally likely to accept and return the questionnaires. Information was also collected concerning sexual behaviour, libido and satisfaction.


>Factor analysis revealed four main types of fantasy: (1) Exploratory (e.g., group sex, promiscuity, homosexuality); (2) Intimate (e.g., kissing, oral sex, outdoor love); (3) Impersonal (e.g., watching others, fetishism, using objects for stimulation); and (4) Sadomasochistic (e.g., whipping or spanking, being forced).


>These four types of fantasy were positively correlated and were all more commonly reported by men


"Chubby" includes any kind of overweight. BBW is often a popular category on porn sites, and men mostly look at porn. Hence, most men are attracted to fatties. See?

No. 70869

>>70867
Well I've seen many conflicting reports then. For one, just look at any porn site's publications at the end of the year breaking down searches by gender.
Women look at porn just as much as men too nowadays anyway. My guess is women just are less open about their fetishes in surveys/questionnaires because their search terms on porn sites definitely don't correlate here

No. 70872

>>70869
I dont know how they divide up searches by gender first off, but if they're going by profiles then that's really fucking skewed. I'd wager maybe 2% of all users have accounts on tube sites. Second off if you actually look at the profiles (idk why I've done this) there are A LOT of accounts clearly run by men roleplaying as women.
Also on this site I'm sure most women probably watch porn, but if you were to do a random sampling of young women, I imagine it would still be a minority who regularly watch
t. Khv
So take this with a grain of salt. Just my thoughts

No. 70873

>>70869
Well, you are wrong. This study says so, and it holds more weight than some anon on a farmer's market forum.

More men than women are fetishists, and most men like fatties.

No. 70876

File: 1455584728616.jpg (Spoiler Image,60.74 KB, 539x674, 1432466220002.jpg)

>>70873
There have been a lot of studies all saying very different thing

Okay I'll post a pic and you tell me if she's fat. If so, then yes a sizeable chunk of men like fat chicks I guess. I generally prefer petite, but if you say I like BBW then I guess I like BBW

No. 70877

>>70876
You are still wrong, I read many studies that said more men are fetishists. So more men are fetishists.

>I like BBW

Thanks for finally admitting it. Now if only men irl can be more honest about this shit. It is why I am thin and still single. Men only want to fuck fatass pigs.

No. 70879

>>70877
The key word being "fuck". They date/marry skinny girls and fuck fat girls when no one is looking. Either way, you can't win

No. 70880

>>70879
>They date/marry skinny girls and fuck fat girls
That's not true, all of the married men I have seen are with hambeasts. White men, especially. It is why I can't find a man, because I am thin and they all want fatties.

No. 70881

File: 1455585747887.jpg (227.63 KB, 648x1000, 140757086910.jpg)

>>70880
Okay I've been trolled up until now
Good one
Do you think men are happy when their wife bloats up after marriage?

No. 70883

>>70881
I am not trolling. Every couple I see is a man with a fatass, and I live in an area with mostly whites. I have overheard men call thin girls "anorexic." I can't seem to find someone who isn't into fatties.

>Do you think men are happy when their wife bloats up after marriage?

Yes, because they marry fatties in the first place.

No. 70884

File: 1455586266476.png (253.16 KB, 383x461, 32inchwaistchan.png)

>>70880
Not that anon, i'm the full /pol/ one but the grills here are pretty much batshit insane when it comes to weight. >>70581 said she is chubby and sent pic related which from my conversation with her, i'm inclined believe is real

No. 70885

>>70880
Damn I'm slow today
Make up your mind. Do white men only like Asian women or obese women? I haven't seen many obese asians in my life. Seems like if they wanted to go for the race with the fattest women they'd go black

No. 70886

File: 1455586277371.jpg (16.84 KB, 300x233, vizzini.jpg)

>>70881
>>70877
>>70876
>>70873
>>70872
>>70869
>>70867

Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never take the bait when a shitposter or idiot is about and derail a perfectly good thread"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

No. 70887

>>70883
>Yes, because they marry fatties in the first place.
This is just false kek. When this does happen the wife is normally thin, but then after childbirth bam.
>>70884
Quality tummy tbh

No. 70888

>>70881
meant to reply to you with >>70884

No. 70890

>>70886
I've encountered the same poster a few times. Her delusions fascinate me

No. 70893

>>70884
>>70888
I don't understand why women think men want literal anorexics like they see in modelling. Petite is fine, thick is fine, but anorexic and obese are just gross
Just maintain a weight normal for you, and you're fine. Geez
Men don't care all that much about this

No. 70895

>>70890
>>70887
A single frontal pic means nothing. I look thinner at a slight angle ,not because I'm turned, but because you can see my structure far better.

She may have a few pounds she could lose to look leaner but she seems mostly fine, she just has a larger waist. She should work on her tummy with exercise and cut her diet a little to get a more "tone" look.

No. 70896

>>70887
I know several fatties that got married while being fatties, so you are wrong.

>>70890
We are all anonymous, you idiot. You are most likely mistaking me for another anon.

No. 70898

>>70887
>Quality tummy tbh
Pretty much, I think half the grills here are anoxic or bulimic, and the other half are hambeasts. Yet in my conversation with her she was still whineing about how she has 10lbs of fat she thinks she needs to get rid of. Case in point - see >>70895. I think its just a vicious cycle of female autism.

No. 70901

>>70898
>saying someone could get a tad more toned and muscular is being proana

So, when I say more men should be 10% BF and lifting, even me, that's being proana?

Fuck off, dweeb.

No. 70902

>>70901
No one cares what you think, men decide if grills are attractive, not other grills.

No. 70903

>>70896
Looks fine to me regardless
>>70896
>We are all anonymous, you idiot. You are most likely mistaking me for another anon.
Well I'd say encountering a similar poster in the same few threads discussing the same topics on a smaller chan puts the odds in my favor
Unless every poster here hates white men, fat women, and asian women to the point of insanity
>>70898
I really don't get women's obsession with weight, at all. I have never seen any straight men encouraging it
>>70901
Not proana necessarily. But the girl in the pic really doesn't have any sort of issue with her tummy. In fact it's pretty cute looking

No. 70904

>>70893
>I don't understand why women think men want literal anorexics like they see in modelling
So you rather have some fatty than a hot supermodel?

>thick is fine

Thick is synonymous with fat. So you admit men like fatties?

No. 70905

>>70902
Re-read my message, dumbass

>10% BF and lifting, even me

>even me

No. 70907

>>70904
Well generally I don't find supermodels attractive tbh
I prefer a more casual look, look pissed off all the time, and are borderline anorexic. There is a middle ground between obese and anorexia you know
If you're so concerned post a pic. I'm sure you're fine.
>thick is synonymous with fat
As I've said I prefer more petite women, but there is definitely a difference between thick and obese, at least in my mind.

No. 70908

>>70907
*they look pissed off all the time

No. 70909

>>70884
>>70898
Basically this
>>70895
In her profile she might have pudge she wants to cut down on. Maybe her thighs are jiggly. If she wants to lose 10lb it would mostly because she wants to tone up

No. 70910

>>70909
I think this is the case of being your own worst critic tbh
I can't imagine a man would be interested in a girl, see she has a tiny bit of pudge, and instantly be turned off to her.

No. 70912

File: 1455587622427.jpg (60.46 KB, 960x740, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>70909
>If she wants to lose 10lb it would mostly because she wants to tone up
Muscle weighs more than fat

No. 70913

>>70910
That's not the fucking point. The point is that you CAN improve your body to a better state, health and attractiveness wise.

No. 70915

>>70907
People say "thick" or "curvy" these days when they mean "fatty." I have seen men use this term for literal orcas. All of the men I have seen who said they liked "thick girls" inevitably end up with a tub of lard. It is annoying because I don't want to have to gain weight in order to get into a relationship, but it seems men only want fatties these days.

No. 70917

>>70915
>but it seems men only want fatties these days.
Will you just shut your pie hole you insuferable cunt. See >>70147
>not be fat (or chubby)

No. 70918

>>70912
Let me reword myself, if she wants to lose 10lb, its probably so her muscle is noticible, instead of the fat

No. 70919

File: 1455587923420.jpg (139.27 KB, 310x440, 1286582735265.jpg)

>>70915
>It is annoying because I don't want to have to gain weight in order to get into a relationship, but it seems men only want fatties these days.

No. 70920

>>70918
>wanting buff girls
That's honestly worse than obesity to me

No. 70923

File: 1455588124265.jpg (33.75 KB, 600x445, l.jpg)

If you find this attractive then you're gay
No way around it
Bit of an extreme case, but guys don't want girls with abs

No. 70924

>>70918
>if she wants to lose 10lb, its probably so her muscle is noticible
few men want a woman with 6 pack abs. although I suppose thats better than being a hambeast.

No. 70928

File: 1455588386460.png (349.21 KB, 540x601, 1452363588588.png)

>>70924
>>70920
Speak for yourselves. I'm sure many men would prefer this to a completely non-toned skinnychub body.

No. 70929

>>70917
>not be fat (or chubby)
Okay, but if that is true, then why do men watch BBW porn and marry fatties? One anon I assume is male was at least honest about liking fatties here

>>70876
>I like BBW

Why can't other men be honest about liking fatties?

No. 70930

>>70928
full /pol/anon here again, no, i'd take the femanon over that. looks to much like a man. Can you just admit that you got BTFO when 3+ men told you, that you were wrong?

No. 70931

>>70929
Women like chubby men, too. It's a preference that's kinda gross. There's a multitude of "bear men" that both men and women are interested in. Not to mention that short lived dadbod faze.

No. 70932

>>70929
>then why do men watch BBW porn
same reason people watch scat porn, its a fetish. the only people who actively go after BBWs are fatties who can't do better and nogs because its their only chance at getting white wimmin

> Why can't other men be honest about liking fatties?

Did you look at his pic? Because thats not at all what he said, his pic wasnt of a fattie

No. 70933

>>70928
I'd take non-toned skinny chub body over that. I don't mean to sound creepy to the girl,but >>70884 is pretty ideal tbh
>>70929
I was memeing about bbw, but okay
Also where do you get the idea that the majority of men are watching bbw porn?

No. 70934

>>70923
>>70924
>>70920
you guys are being completely dense about this. losing 10lb of fat isn't going to turn someone into a bronzed-up nutcracker.

http://www.cockeyed.com/photos/bodies/heightweight.html
http://www.mybodygallery.com/

No. 70935

File: 1455588846780.jpg (89.21 KB, 640x640, 1452526866372.jpg)

>>70930
I said speak for yourselves as I'm a man. You have such a general apathy towards health and such low standards, that you fetishize average. I'd hope that a man would try his best to be healthy and have actually proficient strength, same with women.

No. 70936

>>70934
>dense
dat projection. stop telling men what they find attractive. you're the exact same thing as those hambeast feminists going on and on about muh curves.

>>70935
looks like a jew

No. 70937

>>70935
She could use a bit of pudge tbh

No. 70938

>>70935
>You have such a general apathy towards health and such low standards, that you fetishize average
Should have included this in my previous reply, but again that just looks masculine. Well defined muscle isnt a feminine trait. If you like full on /fit/ grills that whatever floats your boat. And average in todays society is what I call chubby.

No. 70939

>>70936
So are you saying that a 10# difference will in fact turn someone into a bronzed-up nutcracker?

No. 70940

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No. 70942

>>70931
But it is still more men than women. And the study I linked above said more men than women are fetishists, so of course they would fetishize weight on a much larger scale.

>>70932
But men are the majority of fetishists. And all of the men I have seen with fatties are white, so.

>>70933
Because BBW is a popular category on most porn sites, and pretty much all men watch porn. Also "high test" threads on /fit/, etc.

No. 70944

>>70938
How the hell does it look masculine? It's an obviously feminine body shape, but with some muscle on top of that, accentuating the shape, not obstructing it. A muscular man and woman look worlds apart, unless you're going for bodybuilders/specialized lifters.

Muscles are not an inherently masculine trait.

No. 70946

>>70940
I assume you're disagreeing with me. somewhere between #2 and #3, probably at the 10 pouund mark, would be the best

No. 70948

File: 1455589444317.png (178.84 KB, 333x360, 1298521370740.png)

>>70942
>Also "high test" threads on /fit/, etc.
Okay just so we can cut to the chase. Post a woman you consider the cutoff for fat
I also find it hard to believe you've only seen fat women with white men unless you've only seen white men in your life.
>>70944
Not the guy you're replying to, but muscles are just unattractive on women to me. Sure muscles aren't solely a masculine trait, but I can't help finding them a big turn off

No. 70950

>>70944
>Muscles are not an inherently masculine trait.
It is. Just as most men dont want hairy women, as being hairy is a masculine trait, most men dont want women with 6 pack abs.

>>70946
#2 is as far as i'd want to go, and if you added another 10lbs of muscle on to that it'd look like a dude in a bikini. the only thing #3 has going for it is that she has more of an hour glass figure which looks to be because she is arching her back. and anyways corsets can give a far greater hourglass figure than anyone could get naturally anyways.

No. 70951

>>70950
Hey what's your email famlam? I'd like to keep in some sort of contact after this thread

No. 70953

>>70951
muhfugen at bixnood.net

No. 70954

File: 1455589897114.jpg (50.67 KB, 600x600, serveimage.jpg)

so what about this one then?

No. 70955

>>70954
thats fine, no well defined muscle. 9/10 although she is probably a vapid whore

No. 70956

>>70954
Well I don't find her face attractive. Body is fine though.

No. 70957

File: 1455590345174.gif (546.17 KB, 256x192, 1383926334099.gif)

New posts/topic when? I'm lonely and bored

No. 70958

>>70957
Just start arguing with someone about something because that's all this thread has been about the past few days.

No. 70959

>>70958
Gonna go poo and try to think of something

No. 70960

>>70958
Fucking robots.

No. 70961

>>70957
If you want to discuss something other than a thinly veiled hookup/hot or not thread, there are plenty of others. You wont get as many (You)s though.

No. 70962

File: 1455590656547.jpg (12.01 KB, 256x256, 8Xh126zt.jpg)

ideal guy tbh

No. 70963

File: 1455590712403.jpg (324.24 KB, 924x1280, 1455590470623.jpg)

Okay I was browsing 4chan on my toilet and found this pic
Quality stomach here
Ignore her being Asian because I'm tired of that argument
To close. Femanon's stomach above is high quality and men dont like abs nor the morbidly obese

No. 70964

>>70963
Pretty much

No. 70966

>>70963
>implying a woman wouldn't want a slim belly or abs for herself and not because of when men think

No. 70967

>>70962
best friend is dating a sperg who looks like this

he's gross

No. 70968

>>70966
she wouldn't. the same reason she doesn't put on a pound of makeup "for herself" while she is planning to spend a day at home forever alone.

>>70967
why would a man ever take a picture of himself with a stuffed animal is beyond me unless they're a furry

No. 70969

>>70968
>why would a man ever take a picture of himself with a stuffed animal is beyond me unless they're a furry

it's because they're a tranny

No. 70970

>>70968
autism.

No. 70971

>>70969
that makes sense too I suppose

No. 70972

>>70968
Speak for yourself robot-kun. I put makeup on even when I'm staying at home all day.

No. 70973

>>70972
Why…

No. 70974

>>70948
>I also find it hard to believe you've only seen fat women with white men unless you've only seen white men in your life.

I live in an area with mostly whites. The white men I see are always with fat women. I try to go out with white men, but they either turn me down because they "don't want to fuck skeletons," or tell me I should eat more. So white men seem to be really into fatties. But also seeing the popularity of BBWs and how most men are fetishists, it seems to be something most men like.

>>70963
>nor the morbidly obese
Then why do they like BBW porn, fetishize weight, and marry fatties?

No. 70975

>>70973
>believing what grills say

>>70974
>totally not samefagging it
are you the same grill who made the threads on /pol/ about how white men only want to date azns?

No. 70976

>>70974
Post pic
You make it sound like you're anorexic. If you're just regulsrly thin then I doubt any of this happened

No. 70977

>>70973
Because I like the way it looks and it makes me happy, you fucking dolt.

No. 70978

>>70974
Where do you live? Whites in Buttfuck, West Virginia, have very different preferences than whites in Los Angeles…

No. 70979

>>70975
I don't visit /pol/, so no.

No. 70981

>>70973
Not anon you're replying to, but I shower, put on some makeup, and wear decent clothes even if I'm at home. I feel much more put together/clean and that results in me being much more productive.

No. 70982

File: 1455591619849.jpg (69.32 KB, 501x585, Happy Merchant.jpg)

>>70981
> put on some makeup, and wear decent clothes even if I'm at home
Good goy.

No. 70983

>>70975
She is the same girl
Pretty qt body iirc

No. 70985

>>70976
The fact you assume I am anorexic because I am thin is really telling. Men are so brainwashed by media and your BBW porn that you automatically jump to "anorexia" if someone is a healthy weight.

>>70978
It isn't just where I live, though. I have seen white men online say they are into fatties.

No. 70986

>>70985
>still no pic
Bulimic confirmed, i bet your teeth are rotted to shit too

No. 70987

>>70985
>I have seen white men online say they are into fatties.
This clearly means all white men are into fatties if you saw a few people online say it
I really can't see people saying this to you if you're anything but anorexic
Still waiting on the pic of your cut off for fat

No. 70989

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No. 70991

>>70986
Why should I have to post a pic? Most men are fetishists so it would be no surprise that most fetishize weight. Why can't you just admit the truth?

>>70987
If I post a fatty, you would probably just fap to it.

No. 70992

>>70991
I fapped just about 15 min ago
I'll be able one fatty pic

No. 70994

>>70991
>If I post a fatty, you would probably just fap to it.
Do I really need to post a pic of me ejaculating on to a picture of >>70884. I swear to god i'll do it just to make her cringe.

No. 70996

>>70985
BBW porn is not the mainstream and most men hate fat women. Most of the people who ran r/fatpeoplehate were men.

What do you consider BBW? Are we talking tess-holiday tier or just someone who isn't a size 4?

No. 70997

>>70996
We've been trying to get her to clarify this for hours
I think she's just trolling at this point.
I don't know how you can get to the point where you think men won't date you because you're a healthy weight

No. 70999

>>70789

not really, but the deep feminine voice desire had me wondering.

No. 71002

>>70992
Ok, so you'll fap later in an hour. I know how porn-addicted you men are. Regardless, I am not your fatty finder. You will have to find your own whales to get off to.

>>70996
>BBW porn is not the mainstream and most men hate fat women

Then why is BBW a popular category on most porn sites? Most men watch porn.

>>70997
>I don't know how you can get to the point where you think men won't date you because you're a healthy weight

Because most men marry fatties, and I am thin. How many times do I have to repeat this? Why can't men be honest for once instead of just blowing off the truth as trolling?

No. 71003

>>71002
I actually don't watch porn, but okay.

No. 71004

File: 1455593677088.png (130.44 KB, 644x491, Pornhub_Searches_and_Visit_Len…)

>>71002
>Then why is BBW a popular category on most porn sites? Most men watch porn.
Except it isnt

No. 71006

File: 1455593762050.png (65.92 KB, 620x841, 3a-pornhub-insights-2015-year-…)


No. 71007

>>71006
BTFO tbh

No. 71008

>>71006
Also what kind of category is Babe?

No. 71009


No. 71010

>>71009
Bit subjective tbh

No. 71011

>>71002
When you say "popular porn site" do you mean "has a thread on /gif/"? because thats the only place i ever see BBW porn posted, and they're into a whole bunch of fucked up shit

No. 71012

>>71011
>going to /gif/

No. 71013

>>71002
>You will have to find your own whales to get off to.
not even just one?

No. 71014

>>71010
Stay BTFO femanon that BBW is so fringe it isnt listed at all

No. 71015

>>70999
Eh, I still like the deep voice to be very feminine, not "butch" y. It's just softer on the ears and a warm voice like that to greet you feelsgud

No. 71016

>>71004
>>71006
Nice meme graphs.

Doesn't change the truth. Most couples I see are thin man, fat woman. I hear men talk about liking fatties too.

>>71011
All the porn sites I have seen have it as a category. And most men are fetishists and fetishize weight.

No. 71017

>>71014
Wasn't even me who posted that, captain retardo.

No. 71018

>>71015
ok i getcha, cool cool

No. 71019

>>71016
>All the porn sites I have seen have it as a category
Gay is a category too, and much higher up than BBW. So there are far more faggots than there are chubby chasers
http://www.pornhub.com/categories

No. 71021

>>71016
You're just seeing what you want to see, because to you, being thin is the only thing holding you back from getting a man.

Did you think that maybe your personality is so terrible that men would rather date big girls than go for you?

No. 71024

>>71019
It is still a category, so thanks for proving my point.

>>71021
Except I have had men turn me down directly because of my weight, and I have seen men online say they like fatties. Combined with studies confirming more men being fetishists and media trying to push for fat acceptance, of course they would fetishize weight.

Personality is a meme, men mostly care about physical appearance.

No. 71028

>>71024
>still no pic
>still desperate for (You)s

No. 71030

@71024
(You)

No. 71031

>>71024
I don't deny that men are fetishists, but unless you live in Opposite Land, most men don't give a damn about fat women, and I'm talking genuinely fat women. I'm talking the size of the people posted in the HAES threads on here, not a token plus size model, or the 5'2 120 pound girls that lolcow users call fat because they're all proana.

No. 71033

>>71024
Fat chicks are good when your balls are needing a release. They're usually really down to fuck. But no guy is willing to have a real relationship with a fatty. They're just convenient lol

No. 71050

I just want a farmer who enjoys rape and abuse fantasies tbh.

No. 71064

Either fem body or a bit on the chad side. Fuck I'g go for chubby, just nothing overwhelmingly "average" if that makes any sense. Long hair is great. Wants to play muh 90's FPS's with me, and listen to some of the same music (prog, thrash, early punk).
On the more emotional side of things, I'd like a guy who's very sweet and loving, loyal, all that stuff alot of people like and with good reason. Wanting alot of fucktime is great but shouldn't be the focus of the relationship. Someone to make me feel wanted, and to introduce me to new things within reason. Preferably not a weeb.

No. 71066

>>70928
These insecure robots just are just intimidated of their lardass being pointed out to them by a more fit girl.

No. 71067

>>70963
This looks weird to me

No. 71119

>>71067
How so

No. 71157

Tall, on the thick side but not overly muscular. No tattoos, but a guy who's cool with wearing makeup and interested in fashion, art and self expression. Ideally a fellow eastern european but 99% of them are brutish backwards retards.

No. 71166

>>71050
as long as i am the one doing the rape and abuse, sure

No. 71283

>>71166
>Implying you could rape a strong, powerful anon who can summon the power of the elements like me

ha
ha
ha

No. 71284

>>71119
not them but the pose alone makes it all look weird to me

No. 71291

>>71283
>summon the power of the elements
So you're a wizard then? There's a surprise.

No. 71293

>>71291
I'm not a virg, sorry.

No. 71446

>>71119
Yeah the pose is really weird

No. 71457

>>25675
my current boyfriend is pretty ideal but in general:

>indo-european or east asian

>educated
>employed full time
>at least 5'7"
>lean to muscular body
>goes to the gym regularly (i do too)
>likes outdoorsy shit like hiking, camping, etc
>into scifi, horror & fantasy
>center-left politically

i don't have any particular preferences for skin or hair color but i do really like green & blue eyes

i'm a brown girl fyi

No. 71575

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I already have a girlfriend who i'm happy with so I'll list that

>Pale skin

I love pale skin, simple as that
>petite/pear shape
That means thick thighs, big ass, petite upper body.
I'm an "ass guy"
>Dark hair
I don't like light coloured hair, I just don't. I've never dated a blonde, red head, or whatever since i never found them that much attractive.
>Big cheeks
I like round bunny cheeks and baby fat cheeks cause they're cute.
>Loyal/honest
I guess most people want that
>obedient
I'm dominant and possessive.
>Kinky/submissive
Again, dominant.

last but not least
>No niggers, weebs, white trash.
I'm cool with mix raced since I'm a mix myself I just can't stand black girls, weeaboos, or white trash.

No. 71935

ideal guy
> older & taller than me
> blond
> white or tan/asian
> slender bishounen pretty boy plz, but rugged alpha is nice too (no beefcake) (I don't actually mind a little chubbiness, I think that's cute).
> little body hair
> gentle voice
> witty, humourous, honest, can put up with me lol
> straightforward with feelings

ideal girl
> don't care about height
> white or tan/asian
> cute appearance
> slim to curvy? Not a fan of actual chub on girls
> not too concerned about ass, I like nice titties
> same personality as above

both
> play video games with me
> manga/anime
> skilled or creative at something
> sex not required
> No smoking

I used to think it was disgusting and sad that men watched porn back when I had a Tumblr but then I realised that was stupid since I watched hentai. Watched some real life porn and it's cool, but I burn through videos in a short time and it's like eating a chicken nugget vs a fancy restaurant dinner.

No. 72065

>>70902
>men decide if grills are attractive, not other grills.
What? No they don't why do you think there's all the #bodygoals and thinspo/fitspo/fatspo photos, pages, and groups?

No. 72070

>>71575
Holy shit, I thought you were my boyfriend for a minute there based on the way you talk and your preferences. I had to go ask him why he was posting on here. I guess you guys are like twins or something.

No. 72080

>>72065
So do you wear 4" heels around the house when you're planning on staying in? And anyways it wasn't directed at you, it was at some other grill I pretty sure I scared off last night saying something that hit too close to home.

No. 72087

>>71457
Are you me? It's kind of eery almost
Only difference is the center left part. I dont care about his politics as long as it isn't /pol/-tier retardation or the leftist equivalent
Light eyes make me melt and my current bf has the most beautiful blue eyes. Kind of cheesy, but on the first date I just kept forgetting to talk while looking in his eyes

Anyways, good taste

No. 72088

>>72084
degenerates

>>72065
And to follow up, see my post here >>70147 where I said my requirements were that I want a grill to "not be fat (or chubby)" to which she replied that she didnt meet my requirements because she "gained 10lb since September" in >>70581, and emailed me a pic you can see >>70884. As I said, its the mans choice to make, especially when its the mans requirement. And why is it the mans choice? Because women can get hysterical or insecure about things, and you end up with auschwitz tier skeleingtons.

Wanting to be fit/thin is of course much better than being a landwhale, but you should always ask a man for confirm something instead of being insecure and holding yourself back over a non issue.

No. 72123

>>72087
thanks anon. my bf also has the best gray-blue eyes. almost every guy i've dated/had a crush on had blue eyes. just can't get enough of them

No. 72143

I used to worry that I wouldn't end up finding any guys attractive at all. I didn't have a crush on any real person until I was in junior year of highschool.
Turns out my number 1 turn on is smarts. My frist crush was a hella brainiac but awkward and kinda goofy lookin.

Other than that I guess I could for go the smarts if it was a guy into the same hobbies as me like long distance running or hiking. Especially if he has abs because yo I love me some abs.

But really I'm weeb trash since of the few guys I've met who I considered dating most of them were Japanese. Dark hair and brown eyes get me every time.

Tl;dr yellow fever weeb;

No. 72209

>>72080
>So do you wear 4" heels around the house when you're planning on staying in?
I do/would. I like the sound they make when walking on hard flooring, I like being a little bit taller, I like dancing in them when listening to music (in my house), and they make me feel fancy/nice/womanly, especially if I try on different outfits that I'll never wear, but will have planned out in case I ever need them.

No. 72691

>>27786
Keanu Reeves got the

>I started taking propecia when it was starting to get noticeable


hairline

No. 73319

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dream girl

No. 73323

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No. 73364

>>73319
Boring blonde girl that dyes her hair etcetcetc

She is pretty but boring without makeup and all the extras probably.

No. 73368

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Yazoo could beat this puthy up. I'll be his mother.

No. 73422

>>73364

Most of them who pout with fly make up are average as fuck over on IG. Some generally pretty but most 6/10

No. 73427

>>73364
That's her natural hair colour. Her insta is nothing special from any other ig ho and she desperately needs to exfoliate her lips.

No. 73430

>tfw no mommy gf

No. 73437

>>73368
Isn't there a law against gifs like that?

No. 73438

>>73427
I dont believe she has hair that "dark". It just looks so unnatural. And those eyebrows…post her instagram please! Maybe its just this pic because she looks like a dolfie in this one

No. 73439

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>tfw all lolcow cuties either want a submissive cuck or an anime watching faggot

i'll never find a qt gf

anyways here are my gf preferences and requirements

requirements
>feminine, supportive, warm
>takes care of herself (not fat, anorexic etc)
>non-extreme beliefs of any kind
>knows how to do makeup
>knows how to cook
>doesnt smoke

preferences
>not too tall or too short (5'7 - 5'10)
>long hair
>/fit/
>doesnt wear glasses
>doesnt watch anime

No. 73440

>>73438
https://www.instagram.com/hollyenglert/

Her eyebrows without the makeup are grayish black and sparse. Her drawn on eyebrows make them look lighter than they appear.

No. 73442

>>73439
When I say this guys like you tell me I have high standards. Even when I say being /fit/ is not a requirement. Thats it, no more broken nerds for me! I will try to date normies.

No. 73445

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>>73442
nothing wrong with wanting a guy who takes care of himself as long as you also take care of yourself

L I T E R A L L Y any girl can meet requirements I listed with a little effort. preferences on the other hand are not requirements - every guy wants a /fit/ gf just like every girl wants a 6'2'' chad who makes 10k a day but that doesnt mean she wouldnt date anyone else. why do you think my standards are too high?

No. 73453

>>73445
I do not

But loser nerds do. Even though I am fit myself. every time I talk to a guy that likes me and he tells me what kind of guy i like I say exactly what you say and then he rages. EVEN THOUGH I SAID FIT IS NOT A REQUIREMENT. Ah well, it doesn't really matter, but its really painful to be called shallow when you're not.

No. 73457

>>73453
Do you exclusively talk to men from /r9k/ or something?

You say they like you, so that's probably why they get upset. You're describing a man that isn't them, letting them know that they're not what you'd want in a man. They're insecure and emotionally immature so they get upset about it.

No. 73467

>>73453
People on the internet think in caricatures, so when you say /fit/ would be nice, their mind immediately goes into worst case scenario mode and assumes you mean some ultra-ripped dude.

No. 73479

personally my ideal partner is like Phil Dunphy from Modern family. He has a cute smile and dark sexy eyes, and his body is my type, since i'm not into guys who works out a lot. he's also funny and always try his best to be the best dad for his family, so that's a plus for me, hahah

No. 73502

>>73479
that's super cute anon. i hope you find the one

No. 73506

>>25675
My ideal partner is a troubled long haired skinny white boy. I'm a sucker for wavy/curly hair too.

No. 73529

A cute nerdy guy, has to be introverted but not afraid to stand up for himself, funny, a little chubby w. some muscle(not the gorilla kind), nice taste in music, prefers to stay in and cuddle than to party, blue or green eyes(not that important) and he has to be smart.

No. 73624

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>tfw never gonna be someone's ideal ever
>forever have to live with the fact that you were born to be alone

No. 73645

>>73624
aw dont say that anon, what are you like?

No. 73657

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>>73645

>bulbous nose

>shitty eyebrows
>frizzy jewfro
>disgusting skin, can't close the pores on my nose and cheeks
>shortish(1.77m)
>below average donger
>fat
>balding
>bitter, hateful and depressing personality from years of seclusion and rejection
>hate dealing with people
>avoidant
>extreme manchild
>no experience in sex
>not dominant at all
>belong to a race everyone just fucking hates
>all around unwanted

No. 73671

>>73624
It's okay, anon. Let's die alone together. I'm an unsaveable wreck, too.

No. 73676

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No. 80365

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She ought to be white.
I don't have autism about her "needing to be a virgin" or whatever, but I don't want to be with a girl who has had black or brown partners in the past. An asian is fine provided she isn't a weeb (think Dakota, Mira etc).
Has a good relationship with her parents, especially her father.
Doesn't just vegetate in front of a computer or TV for hours and call it a "hobby" (acceptable if you're a designer or artist though).
Isn't a "I love porn just like guys do!" girl.
Likes kids and wants them.
Likes animals.
Is ok with giving me head even if I don't want to give her head.

No. 80367

>>80365
i hope you know that you are a terrible, terrible human being with nothing to offer anyone on this planet, everyones life would be better without you and no one will ever love you

No. 80368

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>>80367
>no one will ever love you

Too late for that.

>everyones life would be better without you


t. girl with no marketable skills.

No. 80380

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>>80365
>Is ok with giving me head even if I don't want to give her head.

No. 80383

>>80380
I just threw that one in as a bit of a curveball troll. I actually don't have a problem giving a girl head provided she's hygienic, far from it.

No. 80419

Doubt itll ever happen, but let it be known I'm not picky
I want a brown gf/wife because I have really garbage skin and I hope I'd save my kids from the hell it's put me through
Her being into animu/mango would be really awesome too. Videogames I could take or leave though. Doesn't really matter. If she was artistic too that'd be really cool but hardly required
I would want her to have nconventional ideas that we could discuss at night under the stars
Leads me to another thing, I'm a shutin because I'm scared of everything and an outgoing and outdoorsy gf would be great to encourage me to go out and see the world
Basically someone who isnt me and will make me a better person ;_;

No. 80443

>>80367
Why??? Because anon wants their gf to be white?

No. 80528

>>80380
How to lose your gf's respect for you as a man: Get down on your knees and give her oral
She'll stop respecting you as a man after this and will go to the nearest frat/ghetto to get Chad or Tyrone (maybe both) because she wants an alpha male who will treat her right

No. 80529

>>80528
>sweating_man.jpg

I sure as fuck hope this isn't true. I love slamming my girlfriend up against a wall and that sort of shit, but I've eaten her out a couple of times too.

No. 80531

>>80528
>sweating_man.jpg

I sure as fuck hope this isn't true. I love slamming my girlfriend up against a wall and that sort of shit, but I've eaten her out a couple of times too.

No. 80537

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No. 80540

>>80529
>>80529
No its not true, i hate when men dont go Down on me, when i was younger i dumpes a guy bc of it, dont listen to these bottom feeders anon

No. 80541

>>80540
Dumped*

No. 80542

>>80540
>>80541
Classic female taqiyya right here
Dont listen to women when they say what they "want"
They're just trying to fit into society's expectations of them. In reality they just want an alpha man to boss them around, bend them over, and have their way with her.

No. 80543

Cunnilingus is just one step anove pegging tbh

No. 80553

>>80531
Do you honestly think a woman wrote that?

>>80543
It's like robots are determined to be the most unattractive partners ever

I used to think you all were trolls but now I just feel really bad for you. You guys just can't help shitting the board up, you're like incontinent puppies.

No. 80556

>>80553
I'm not following for your pussy propaganda you succubus

No. 80577

>>80553
They honestly are like this. You know this one male cousin/acquaintance/etc that always stays inside, has no friends and can't maintain eye contact like a human being? The one that dresses like a slob and tries to tell your elderly aunt about anime? The one time a year you see him crawl out of his messy tip of a room, he's wearing clothing fit for a teenage boy, at the grand age of 29.

Of course they're angry at women. They're angry at everyone and everything, and most of all themselves. Pity them. Like you would pity an incel.

No. 80580

>>80577
Well I mean most of them are incels…

No. 80616

I posted here months ago but one thing that's attractive as shit is the idea of a partner that's a lot slower paced and better thinking than I. I'm a slightly impulsive motherfucker and all I want to do sometimes is be told my shit's all retarded and lay on a girl's lap and have her play with my hair until I fall asleep.

I've rethinked my position and we both have to like butt stuff. On both of us, still.

No. 194482

>>80365
Sauce?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 194503

Physically I would prefer a very short girl. I also tend to prefer girls with curves; incredibly skinny girls seem unhealthy to me. I have no preferences on skin color, but I admit that certain facial characteristics are more attractive to me than others. My dream girl would be someone with a big beautiful smile, who smiles a lot. Genuine smiles, where her entire face smiles (I think it's called a Duchenne smile). A lot of girls do these fake mouth-only smiles and that's just alienating even when directed at you. It's like some sort of predatory lizard sizing up how they're going to attack. Other than lots of big genuine smiles I don't really have much in the way of physical preferences.

An average girl-next-door who is kind to animals and likes children, who isn't afraid of the outdoors, and occasionally indulges in nerdy pursuits like vidya, anime, etc. If she bakes as a hobby I'll propose on the spot.

No. 194542

>>25675
I prefer girls who are taller and curvier than me. I tend to be attracted to brown/black girls most often, but I like tan white/asian girls too. I want a partner with smoothish skin (hormonal acne happens but if they have straight up shitty texture from being a slob/unhealthy that makes them older looking i'm not attracted), medium to long hair, well groomed, athletic enough (isn't completely out of shape), simple feminine style (generic looking baddie, goth, hipster, ect shit is bearable but annoying, especially since every lesbian I meet seems to be ""edgy""), pretty teeth and smile. I don't really care about specifics like lip size, boobs, ect as long as the girl is generally clean, well kept, healthy looking. As long as we have stuff in common and our personalities/beliefs/lifestyles mesh the rest is whatever.

No. 194581

honestly, my ideal looking man is christoph waltz with a beard. ideal looking girl is basically adele. yeah.

No. 194583

tall pale shitty tattoos white trash that treats me right

No. 194589

>>194503
A duchenne smile! YES! it has a name. Thank you so much, anon. I've been looking for this for years lol

No. 194591

A slightly taller awkward nerd guy who is older than me, has a PhD or is otherwise very smart.

Sigh.

No. 194594

Physically I like girls who are small and skinny with decent hips and ass shape. Breast shape is also more important than size. She can't be completely flat but if they have some perk and it fits the overall package then it's fine if they're on the smaller side. I'm a pretty skinny guy myself so I like girls who are tiny and make me feel like a big strong dude in comparison. It's pretty dumb but that's just how I feel.

Personality wise, I love talkative girls who have dry and dark humor or who don't mind dark jokes but who are cheerful overall and can poke fun at the absurdities and horrors of existence. They have to be smart and preferably full of energy. Too often, especially when I'm alone for a long time I'm prone to being a lazy son of a bitch and I like people who are always on the go and looking to do stuff because it gets me going and when I occupy my days with lots of fun things I feel much better than when I sit around and do nothing.

I want to be able to bounce ideas off of someone and not be held back by social taboos, someone with a fairly thick skin who won't take offense unless offense was intended. I value truth and honesty and I respect anyone who can tell someone they love a hard truth and my ideal partner would make me a better person by serving as an outside perspective that will see things that I'm too close to to see properly. She must have a strong ethical core and be a good person and have idiosyncratic views on things, not just accept values without examining them for herself.

I think there should be a proper back and forth in terms of emotional support, I don't want someone to baby me and I don't want to constantly be taking care of someone who's dependent upon me for their entire self esteem, they should be able to do things independently and be fine with me doing things that they don't want to do. That to me is a normal healthy relationship where people function as two individuals in a union where they both bring their strengths and weaknesses to the table and both benefit, however trust takes time to build. When things go too fast it just makes me uncomfortable, it always has so I want a girl that doesn't mind taking a while to get intimate both physically and emotionally.

Basically I want someone who's smaller than me, cuter than me, younger than me, more intelligent than me, more cheerful and energetic and organized than me who can stand up for herself and be her own person. That's not too much too ask, right?

No. 194595

>all the robots and guys itt writing paragraphs on their dream girl
cringe

No. 194599

>>194595

i especially loved the delusion level of >>194594. what would a stunning, intelligent woman like he describes have anything to do with someone who would describe a partner as if he's having a sex doll built to order and has "idiosyncratic views" (i.e. most possibly racist, sexist edgelord)?

No. 194601

Tall guy with broad shoulders, wider hips and strong legs. A really sturdy bodyshape. Nothing is more off-putting than guys with stick legs and flat asses imo. Dark blonde to black hair, or a darker redhead. Pref green, blue or amber eyes. A bit of freckles is a plus.

Kind and sweet, likes to please. Doesn't have to be too smart. Loyal.

No. 194606

tall weedy looking ginger boy who is nice to me and can make me laugh. bonus points for freckles and/or shyness. universe pls grant me this impossible wish

No. 194625

>>194599
You're doing nothing but projecting your obvious hatred of men right now. This is the ideal partner thread. How dare this sexist man follow the guidelines in the OP and specify his physical preferences?! That's clearly sexist and against the rules! And saying he wants her to think for herself?! What an obvious racist sexist edgelord! I'm totally not just projecting my hatred of men and strawmanning super hard right now!

Relax. It's an ideal partner thread, so you're allowed to describe your ideal partner.

>>194595

This is an anonymous imageboard so who cares how much you write? You still act like you're insecure about protecting your internet image. That doesn't exist in this format. In the next thread I can be as laconic or verbose as I want to be and people will judge me based just on the content of my post. This format is liberating and egalitarian so you should get with the program and loosen up and post however the fuck you want and stop bitching about how someone else chooses to express themselves in an anonymous format.

No. 194628

>>194625
Go away angry robot

No. 194640

Appearance: A bit taller than me (5'8ish), skinny, small breasts and nice ass. Short hair going a bit under her ears, slightly curly. Don't care about skin colour, and I think pimples are cute, so I wouldn't mind her having some.

Personality: Shy and introvert. The usual "qt shy gf" personality. Share interests and has other interests that she'd be willing to show me. Very affectionate and likes to cuddle when we're together, but couldn't be too clingy because I'm kinda busy. Is more of an indoors person and doesn't like parties, but likes to go out every now and then. Virgin because she has been shy througout high school but sex drive matches mine (wants to have sex almost everyday that we spend together, once a day). p-please don't make fun of me this is an ideal partner thread Plays an instrument so we could play some easy stuff that we both like together. I think intelligence is overrated. Being smart would be a bonus, but I think kindness is a more important trait. Someone who doesn't get resented for other people and tries to have a general positive outlook about life and tries to help other people. And, of course, loves me.

No. 194662

>>194625
wow cringe again lmao

No. 194684

The two main things I look for are appearance and reliability.

No. 194716

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My dream girl /gif/
I'm a lesbian and it's too bad I'll never find a cute gay girl to love in my trashy ass " people of walmart " area. Tbh I would also want a black gf because they have this vibe that i absolutely love. A lot black girls are just so carefree and i know it's not a characteristic limited to a certain race, but they do it the best. I actually would date most girls, excluding Tammy and Amy clones. It's always a plus if they are into nerdy ass shit. A girl can dream.

No. 199152

>>71575
so you want a human rabbit?

No. 199173

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I want a qt shy bf that looks like pic related

No. 199181

>>194625
I agree with this anon, the point of the thread is to describe your ideal partner. I think there are very few people out there who would "deserve" someone who meets all of their idealized standards

that being said anon you should try to get less upset at what random girls on the internet write about

No. 199191

Rich and close to death

No. 199192

>A bit older than me
>A bit on the tubby side, shut up it's cute
>Average height, dark hair, and cool eyes, like heterochromia or something
>Enjoys the same things I do, video games like Pokemon and Sonic (guilty pleasure, pls no bully) and tv shows like Sailor Moon and PPG, just a lot of 80's and 90's nostalgic stuff
>He's an artist, writer, filmmaker, very creative type
>Despite his talents he's a bit shy, especially around girls
>Someone I can pamper and spoil and lavish my attention on
>Has great fashion sense
>Has a cool name with even cooler initials
>Has that Goku Get-em' Attitude

No. 199198

>>199192
Legit question, are you 16?

No. 199203

>>199198
Kek ikr

No. 199206

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>>199192
A cool name like Aiden Shadow Storm (A.S.S.), mayhaps?
Or…C.W.C.?

No. 199214

>>199206
Fuck youre right. She described chris chan. Thats a 100% Chrissy description.

We have found you a tomgirl :)

No. 199215

>>199206
now im not sure if that was a legit post or we were trolled.

>>70884
>this post is a year old
>tfw ull never go to riot fest with anyone
shit nigga

No. 199216

According to my friends, my preference is for guys who look like they're dying.

>Thin and lanky, preferably pale but I can overlook (also not really a fan of body hair)

>Dark, tired-looking eyes
>Sweatshirt and jeans kinda guy, but like still presentable
>Introverted
>Knowledgeable about lots of stuff so we can have good conversation
>Not a normie
>Doesn't treat me like a child

I feel like these aren't super high standards, but I haven't really met a lot of guys who fulfill these requirements and aren't dicks. Anyway, don't think a lot of these types are attracted to me anyway bc they want cute social girls to balance them out while I'm a sarcastic, morbid fuck (mfw my ideal type just isn't attracted to me).

No. 199220

I feel like my preferences in guys are weird as fuck, and sadly most guys who fit this description are male models, which doesn't make dating any easier for me (considering that I'm pretty average).

>tall and skinny but preferrably without bones showing

>curly hair
>pretty, feminine face and full lips
>no beard and not a lot of body hair
>has good fashion sense
>likes artsy stuff/makes music

No. 199229

>long and curly, black or auburn hair
>pale
>skinny or subtly sinewy
>about 5.6/5.7, no taller
>green or dark eyes
>very knowledgeable and talkative about everything and anything and don't mind I'm not
I wish I could find a dude like this.

No. 199231

I like the combo of black hair and pale skin but honestly I don't give a fuck about appearance.
Other preferences:
>very loyal and serious
>seriously into his interest(s)
>stiff
>hard-worker
>doesn't have any sense of humour or has very weird one
>understands that i often need/like to be alone
>doesn't secretly hate women/men and is more leftist than not
>takes initiative
And the most important
>cooks well

No. 199233

>>199231
It's not as common as other answers, why do you like no-fun men? (Or women, you didn't specify the gender)

No. 199234

>>199233
I'm incredibly drawn to people who never get the joke. Idk why, it's ver charming when someone is stiff (and not in a shy way) in more playful social situations.
Maybe I watched movie as a kid with robot/alien who acts like that and it just stucked with me.

No. 199239

My dream man is like a combination of all the men I've seriously crushed on.

>tall and very thin (with ribs sticking out and all)

>either very pale or very tanned
>shaved head
>covered head to toe in tattoos
>face and dick piercings
>fucked up teeth (crooked/missing/etc.)
>big nose and a big dick
>confident to the point of bordering on arrogant

Dream girl

>sweet voice with a southern accent

>blonde or light brunette
>short and chubby
>femme and pretty much exclusively wear dresses and skirts
>funny or at least thinks my weird humor is funny
>switch in the bedroom and can go again and again

My tastes are pretty specific idk

No. 199264

>>199220
>skinny without bones showing
so… not skinny but average?

>>199239
probably the only decent answer ive seen for the girls. nice taste anon

No. 199294

File: 1500670707758.jpg (74.02 KB, 1024x683, devpatel.jpg)

>Brown
>Dorky, but also cute

That'll do it for me

No. 199486

Toned body (it would be nice to be able to be a sporty couple that go running/gym together - it gets lonely sometimes just working out alone, maybe we could even compete with each other!) Assertive not aggressive/Has a backbone and doesn't try to please people. Medium to high sex drive. Has to be lesbian or bi (this will be difficult otherwise). Wants a long term relationship. And…..likes to rp. From the bedroom to tabletop games to paragraph/forum style in texts or emails. …Where do i find someone like this.

No. 199491

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>>41171
Male ideal
>younger than me
>shorter than me (i'm 5'9)
>blonde or light brown hair
>brown or green eyes
>freckles
>not fat
>playful, innocent
>feminine

basically a shota (but legal!)

No. 199492

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>>199491
Oops quoted the wrong post but whatever
Female ideal
>same age or older
>nice
>not too high sex drive
>similar sense of humor
>black, brown or blonde hair
>green or brown eyes
>freckles
>likes vidya
>outdoorsy

pic related is one of many girls i find very attractive

No. 199499

>>199491
glad to see another shota lover!
everything looks good on ur list except the shorter bullet

Id want him to be the same height as me considering I'm just 5 ft

No. 199532

>>199294

>Asian guys shilling this hard on the internet


you have to go back

No. 199541

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>>199532

For what it's worth, I'm actually white and female. Suppose I could always take this to the Unpopular Preferences thread in /g/.

No. 199678

My type:
-asian
-smart
-cool
-fit and attractive
-preferably has a good medical job
-respects my need for independence
-can provide me superior halfie children (not that I want kids but)
-loves movies and vidya

I've actually met a couple guys like this but younger me was not ready for relationships.

No. 199757

>>199678
>superior halfie children
>superior halfie
>triggered

No. 199767

>>46879
you sound like a pedo, no offense

No. 201607

File: 1502424957026.jpg (274.45 KB, 976x642, nuclear_family.jpg)

A good housewife who is able to home school our children and tend to our permaculture garden, which I'll happily help with as it's both important and relaxing. Normal looking is okay, as long as she healthy, not used goods and white ofcourse.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 201608

File: 1502425295502.jpg (1.65 MB, 3191x3946, carolinemunro.jpg)

Someone tall, brunette, and looks like Caroline Munro. British is optional.

No. 201613

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My type:
-Extroverted
-Cuddly and affectionate
-High sex drive
-Taller than me but not huge (I'm 5'2")
-Same age as me
-Likes animals
-Slim with a little muscle
-Mid length to long hair, the longer the better
-Race doesn't matter, but handsome/pretty Asian dudes are very welcome

No. 201616

File: 1502433700055.jpg (77.17 KB, 564x846, VT.jpg)

>Same height as me or taller
>Affectionate but independent
>pretty boy with good sense of fashion
>Like being taken care of
>Has interesting hobbies and a good social life
>Moan loudly in bed
>Let me play with his nipples and maybe his butthole

sigh… I just want to body worship a cute guy and make him moan like a girl.

No. 201620

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Perfect girl is basically opposite of me.
>Taller 5'8-5'11
>Short hair but not pixie short
>Tattoos
>Kind of low voice
>Some curves not flat
>Doesn't care about politics
>Dominant

Similar to the pic

No. 201719

>>201620
I follow her on instagram, shes my dream partner physically.

No. 201739

>>201607
Why ban? Not broken any rules; https://lolcow.farm/rules.

No. 202350

Blonde, blue eyes, roundish face, pale but not japanese selfie app filter pale, it looks unnatural to me, could tan if she wants, average body or chubby, as in not small or too thick thighs, hips, not extremely small or too big waist, small pooch, B-D boobs, proportional butt, big eyes and long eyelashes, feminine personality that goes well with mine


sasha pieterse is a perfect example, maybe because I grew up having a lesbian crush on her in PLL, even with her weight gain, usually when girls are too thin I am afraid to break them or if she is extremely curvy I feel jelly, but I find the average body the most attractive anyway, like the shit you'd see in a biology text book, not tumblr aesthetic blog

No. 202378

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>>201616
Same. I love feminine guys and I want one as a partner. And since I'm bisexual, I also love masculine women, although I like lipstick women as well.
never a masculine guy though, lol

No. 202408

>>201616
Thinking about this whole situation and Taehyung moaning loudly got me like a river. 10/10 taste

No. 202472

File: 1503165526049.gif (41.74 KB, 353x200, 200_s.gif)

>tfw you lived your life in the closet and you'll never get a cool sassy farmer girlfriend with thick thighs

No. 202474

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For guys:
>very tall (185+ cm)
>fit, broad frame
>"viking" look (don't know how to explain it, sorry)
>takes care of himself, but not into metrosexual territory
Examples: Jason Momoa, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hopper, Clive Standen

For girls:
>blonde, long hair
>tall (175+ cm)
>fit, I like to see the outline of biceps, abs etc.
>B cups is the perfect size for me
>dresses casual, feminine but not really into clothes and makeup (your sporty type I guess)
>in her twenties, type of beauty is "hot, mature" rather than "cute, youthful" (pic related)
>takes you to the gym and trains you
>gropes you a lot

For both:
>shares most of their interests with you
>moderate to high sex drive
>funny, extroverted, likes pranks
>don't cheat
>supportive, caring, would stick up for you anytime
>political beliefs should be left-y
>travels with you a lot
>goes hiking with you
>go camping together

No. 202534

>>202350
I wish there were more people with your preferences body and skin wise
it seems people always love the too thin, or thick, chubby, too/unrealistically curvy, too pear shaped etc etc, never what's realistic which is in between
same goes for skin, everyone either wants that paper white skin or tan glowing ig model skin, , nowadays the worse thing your body could do in terms of looks is be average

kinda ot but yeah

No. 202689

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a nice older native american man who will cook me breakfast in the morning <3 but also let me peg him

ideally he has a british accent but this will never happen of course

for female probably a short curvy (not fat or chubby) girl with annie clarkes hair that has a wicked sense of humour

>>199294
this is cute also

No. 202714

>wide jaw, butt chin
>intense eyes
>big nose
>big chin
>elegant lips, usually thinner upper and smaller lower
>dominant over me in some ways and less in others, i really like the balance
>cold and bitter, like my coffee
>this applies to both sexes
>might seem insanely picky but this is just "my type" condensed, i can deviate from my type

No. 202897

Guys
>taller than me (I'm 5.8 and I like to wear high heels) big in general, but not fat
>white, but eye colour and complexion don't matter that much
>broad shoulders and big hands
>preferably short hair
>slight stubble
>tattoos are allowed, piercings not so much
>kind and caring personality
>funny and sweet
>prefers to go hiking or stay at home instead of parties
>likes to travel
>doesn't complain about my fashion choices (and I really won't care about his)
>likes animals
>not concerned with politics
>smoking is ok for me

Basically, I'm happy as long as he's nice and kind, taller than me and not ugly.

Girls
>also taller than me and curvy (still not fat)
>long, wavy hair
>race does not matter
>feminine, but strong
>fun, outgoing personality
>likes to stay at home and read a book
>can cook and bake
>likes fashion, books and art and likes to discuss them with me
>also kind, patient and caring

No. 202902

>Girl
>skinny
>nice ass
>roughly my height (5'6)
>early twenties
>any kind of hair really
>kind
>don't need to be super smart but not dumb either
>similar sense of humour
>virgin but moderate sex drive
>doesn't like going clubbing and prefers to stay home, but likes going to parks and places that are more relaxing
>has her hobbies and stuff but shares some interests with me
>either has a career or would be willing to take care of the house, not a NEET
>loves me

But I'd be willing to look over most of that if I liked her. That's why I don't like ideal threads.

No. 202906

>>202902
i get what you mean but hopefully we all understand that this is just all the things that make our type/dream partner, not uncompromising requirements for consideration. lurkers pls understand this too before you cry muh matriarchal beauty standards

No. 203082

File: 1503565577506.png (6.48 MB, 3052x1012, male n female.png)

Male

>> white

>> Long hair (atleast shoulder lenght and dark)
>> Thick brows and intense green or blue eyes
>> Thin or buff
>> moderate height atleast 170cm tall nut i prefer 180cm+
>> Big manly hands that can cover my whole face
>> Is kind of a selfish dick but still a good person, liked by everyone, super charismatic, hilariously funny
>> medium-big dick
>> big jaws and defined cheekbones
>> loves animals and metal music
>> plays and instrument and tries to impress me with it


Female

>> Brunette long preferrebly wavy to slight curl

>> slightly tan skin but still white
>> heavy brow, any eyecolour but i prefer green or hazel
>> big boobs and thin body but not spoopy
>> older than me 30-45
>> highly intelligent, is a teacher, historian or a shrink
>> raspy sexy deep voice hnng
>> short(5'4) to medium tall (5'6)
>> gets flustered around me
>> tries to impress me

No. 203084

>male
>not black or full white (usually)
>tall (i'm tall)
>black hair, black eyes, olive skin
>oval or heart shaped face
>nice lips
>big nose
>longer hair (like ear-neck length)
>thicc thighs
>"rock" style clothing
>aloof

i find a lot of different kinds of guys attractive but i think this type is the best suited for me

No. 203091

>>203082
>white - check
>long hair - check
>thick brows - check
>height at least 170 - check
>big hands - check
>Is kind of a selfish dick but still a good person, liked by everyone, super charismatic, hilariously funny - wow, wow, slow down there, girl.
>dick size - check
>animals and metal - check
>plays instrument - oh damn

No. 203110

>>203091
Git yourself a gitar, friend.

No. 203113

>>203082
fuck i've always wanted to compile a collage of my type but i could never bring myself to do it. you have good taste

No. 203117

>>203091
Post pic

No. 203118

>>203113
Thank you<3

No. 203125

I've never had a thing for nerdy, quiet guys (the exact opposite actually) or even really got it but I have a massive crush on one right now and my friends tease me about him being an uggo but he's so cute to me…He has a big nose and messy hair and he's so shy and quiet and perfect. I know this isn't a "talk about your crush" thread but my ideal has definitely changed since I started liking him.



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