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No. 26512
>>26504hhhhmmm
yea thats fine
No. 26516
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Mods are asleep post waifus
No. 26518
>>26516Waifus are allowed here, though.
You should go back to your containment thread.
No. 26525
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>>26513naw im as white as the inside of a potato or the cream ontop of your scone
No. 26535
>>26534What did I say wrong? This is my ideal partner.
Oh I forgot educated.
No. 26542
>>26539He can be biracial etc.. if he doesnt look nigger if that helps. I dont like lying, this is what I truly want. I know I wont get it but men who arent robots want a perfect woman too.
It sucks the guy who likes me is literally a pasty manlet (he is shorter than me). But he is educated and if I like him he might be good husband material.
>tfw no boyfriend who is taller than me No. 26568
>>26564>The face doesnt really concern me, even if its "" ugly""That's a bit weird.
>The face doesnt really concern me>Oh and I hate beards or any facial hair.Uhh…
No. 26601
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>>26587Yay I fit the bill
No. 26661
>>26568I meant the facial features like nose,eyes,jaw etc. Some girls want their partners to have full lips, sharp jawlines and high cheeckbones - I dont care if my Partner has these features or not, because when it comes to men their faces dont really interest me.
The only exception are beards, they just really turn me off and make me feel a bit uncomfortable
No. 26682
>>26527Mine too :^)
I can't really come up with serious answers to questions like this (even on anon) so I thought I'd throw in some Maria.
No. 26800
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>>26799I know, but as soon as I heard piercing + chub, Fieri's rad, middle-aged neologisms echoed through mind.
I couldn't resist.
No. 27345
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Auron from ffx would be my ideal partner.
No. 27364
>>27345>>27350I love how there's more of a concern that he's a ghost and not that he's a video game character. Never change lolcow.
And on that note I'd totally do him.
No. 27365
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Dante <3
No. 41171
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all i want is a soft butch gf who is in a hardcore/punk band and a super confident extrovert like i need someone to balance my shy ass out
we could go to concerts together and gay clubs and i could give her lapdances like those are my dream dates tbh
(pic related bc kstew is the physical ideal)
No. 41278
Alright.. My taste in men varies, but the consistent thing across the board is that they dress well, have a sense of humor, are kind to animals, and are okay with not having sex. I literally have no interest or desire for it. Hell, they could hire a prostitute to fulfill those needs for all I care, as long as they still love me in the end it's fine.
but, uh.. physical descriptions? either:
Masculine, outgoing, a little rugged, and willing to try new things.
OR
lanky emo-like boy w/good hair.
No. 41333
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I just want a girl to go /out/ and do astronomy stuff with, maybe watch some Aztec stone carvings together. Looks are just a plus.
No. 41350
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girl:
>ultra femme in appearance/interests
>thin with a nice figure
>butch in attitude
>same age
guy:
>tall
>same age or older
>curly hair
both:
>probably not white but a slav is ok
>argumentative
>loves animals + is environmentally conscious
>open minded but hard headed
No. 41440
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The closest thing to my ideal would be rap monster from bts, I honestly think he's quite basic looking and a little ugly, but he is quite attractive in my eyes, maybe it's cuz I have a thing for monolids though idk
No. 41508
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Slim-fit to average muscular build (nothing crazy beefy), probably pale, long (preferably dark) hair, light amount facial hair or short, well kept beard. Taller than me, probably at least 6ft since I'm a slightly taller girl. I like prominent veins and am a huge, huge sucker for nice voices. 8-10 years older than me is my age cap. Non-physical features aside, a good sense of humor, his own independent interests and hobbies, and musical talents/interests are pretty essential. In terms of personality, I greatly value "honorable" guys - sincere, have integrity, humility, strength of character, you get the idea. Creativity and some degree of nature-appreciation would be rad too.
So basically Aragorn.
No. 41517
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>female
>lolcow-browsing
>depressed and/or anxious
>4-5/10
>less than confident in her fashion sense
>feels extremely inadequate when she sees other girls talking about outfits and makeup, as if they actually know what they're doing, because she sure doesn't
>but also doesn't want to be a butch tomboy who doesn't wear makeup and dresses in dowdy boy clothes, so is kind of trapped between the two worlds, forever doomed to feel like she's "bad at being a girl"
>lets me lick her feet
No. 41526
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>>41518 >>41521Stop stamping on my dreams
No. 41620
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I have some weird tastes ok
>short (I'm 5'3" so a little bit taller is okay too)
>dark eyes
>beard and curly hair
>interest in art or history
>kind personality
>will get drunk with me
No. 41628
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>all these curly hair loving people
>tfw started to lose my hair
Fuck.
No. 41629
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>>41628still cute, don't worry about it bb
No. 41631
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>>41629Both grandpa's still has hair at 70. One has a shoulder length straight hair with no whites, other has thick black curly hair and here I am with thin curly hair, balding at age 25. Fucking genetics how do they work?
No. 41632
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>>41631there are worse things to worry about, be glad your hair is curly or it would be far more noticeable
still 9/10 would pet your head
No. 41633
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>>41632Guess so, gonna go see a dermatologist this week. I've been stressed as fuck lately, maybe it's because of that, never noticed this since couple of days ago.
No. 41745
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>Male
>Prefer him to be a couple years older
>On the larger side. Chubby, not obese
>Bear mode
>Beard, but not neckbeard
>Insecure and not too sociable
>Wouldn't cheat
>White preferably
>Someone to talk /pol/ with
>Wants to put it up the butt
>Doesn't mind a virgin
I'll never find him. I'll never have a hairy man to hold me on a cold night.
No. 41748
>>41729No, I mean one where you can get yelling at each other like fucking crazy and get into all kinds of verbal fights over stupid shit, then kiss and make up ten minutes later. I realize I do this with my cousin when we make thanksgiving dinner.
Very high stress ħome life. My family is mostly controlled with an iron fist by the women, honestly.
>>41745Get rid of beard and older and be okay with a guy who is chubby, into losing weight and you have me.
I'm like, addicted to butt stuff. Feels so goddamn good.
No. 41762
>>41748whats up with guys being so damn boring in bed? none of the dudes ive fucked have had any interest in anal or kink :( :(
I miss my high-school BF. He was a fucking loser, but he had a big dick and could pound me into another dimension
No. 41794
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>cute grill
>willing to play shit videogames and watch animu with me
>will do couple cosplay with me
>lives close
>around the same age, 3 years up or down doesn't matter
>from skinny to chubby
>has moles
>straight, thick hair
The appearance-related things are more of an optional thing that would be absolutely ideal. I just want a cute gay relationship with a cute nerdy girl.
No. 41949
>>41918are you talking about the non-sexual age play? it's not like we were doing DD/lg stuff. sometimes I'd call him baby for like 10 minutes, it's not like we were having RP sessions that were lasting all day. whatevs.
>>41933why does he sound fake?
>>41935I'm not trolling. this is what he was really like. I could go on and on. whatevs.
No. 41956
>>41949Because he sounds like your dream anime yaoiboi not an actual living man.
He must have been beta and weeb as hell.
No. 41959
>>41956Nah, he wasn't beta or weeb. When I met him he was more like a chill pothead slacker. He used to do things like drive around while high when he was younger. I think he was definitely more of a bro, but not obnoxious like a frat star.
I think a lot of time he'd let me take control and do whatever I want, but I think that's because he was more laid back, not because he was a doormat. He definitely could stand up for himself when he wanted to.
The most weeby he got was he liked Murakami and Mishima. We watched Evangelion once, but that's because I wanted him to watch it. I definitely was the more weeby and spergy of the bunch.
Also he loved to cuddle and loved to call me cute.
My dream would be to nomads and travel the world together.
>>41958I think the solution is to find a normal guy and see if you can get him to watch some basic series to start off with.
No. 41964
>>41959??? He seems even more unrealistic now.
>super slack stoner>super nice and let's me do what I want>always best to me and sexy>liked anime and games but still sexy>no flaws and I somehow broke up with him/broke up with me???? Liek, wat
No. 41965
>>41964I don't see what's unrealistic about a guy letting me do what you want.
He definitely has flaws. I think he can be a little bit insensitive at times and make mean jokes at other people's expenses. He is also a catty bitch, just not about me. There was also a lot of drama involved but I don't think anyone wants to hear about that.
We broke up because we didn't want to do long distance.
No. 42228
>>41967sounds ideal!
im 6ft, im never going to have a boyfriend thats taller than me.
it really fucks with my head :(
No. 42266
>>41826Well, I guess beauty marks is a better way to say it? I don't mean the gross huge ones, but I think small and flat ones are cute somehow.
>>41919I don't even live in America, gdi ;_;
No. 42357
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>>41967this sounds like my ex.
>funniest person on the fucking planet>loved anime, vidya, cosplay, and my type of music>drawing, sculpting, playing bass, etc and was talented>no drugs, occasional drinking>also mixed race (different than mine) so understood my issues>6'1", broad shoulders, perfect bf%, smooth and hairless skin, amazing eyes, and heavenly lips>dressed exactly to my tastes>tfw he looked like makoto with a little less muscle>wanted sex ~3x a day and was very good…>also 8" dickbut he had a lot of shortcomings that i didn't see until he dumped me like how he used people for money and how his autism (for real) prevented him from working and even going to community college. it took him like 3 years to get his GED.
a lot of his traits are my ideal
>tall and athletic>younger>preferably mixed race>interests in anime, cosplay, similar music>observant>no drugs>nice skin>well hung and loves sex>dresses "alternative"/punk>light hair with non-brown eyes>likes butting heads occassionally>hasn't been with many different women (yet still has experience)>categorizes me as an ideal partneri don't want a virgin, but i also don't want a guy that has been around unless he's actually dated all those girls. like my current bf made it seem like he didn't have much experience when we first started dating, and as time has passed (almost 2 years now), i'm slowly finding out that he has had a lot of fwbs and one night stands.
also, i liked that my ex had strict "requirements" for a girlfriend and was very particular about their appearances and interests. the few other girls he dated were very pretty, dressed well, and 10/10 would hang out with. my current bf seems to just be with whatever he can get, and since he has low self esteem and wants to be with any non-white girl, he's been with a lot of trainwrecks (as well as models and shit). it's also very hard to date white guy, but we're too far in for me to back out. shared finances, living together, pets together, he's close as shit with my parents, and so on.
No. 42371
>>42357jesus christ, he sounds perfect
also, if you're not happy with the dude you're with now, you should break up with him. you'll be a lot happier in the end.
No. 42376
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>never going to be someone's ideal
No. 42397
>>42390I prefer short guys tbh, just as long as they don't have a case of Napoleon complex. I like to have someone who's close to my size.
If you're asexual, like movies and look like Jon Hamm we might be able to hit it off.
No. 42464
>>41133This is essentially the exact same thing I've been thinking on for a while, though you've articulated it better than I can even to myself.
I wish I could just give up already.
No. 42499
>>42464If you're a woman (and into men) then congratulations, you found me!
Otherwise, well… I'm sorry.
It's funny, I've harbored that sentiment for so very long, and once I finally put it into words and threw it out there for the internet to see, only then did I begin to doubt it. Maybe because my perfect soulmate didn't materialize before me, although I did have two guys make comments just like yours, so at least someone shares my outlook. Ultimately I feel like I've lost touch with a part of myself and I'm worse off for it, but maybe the only thing I can do is to accept that loss and try to move on. Of course I'd still love to be proven wrong and live happily ever after.
No. 42691
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My only requirement is female and will love me
I'm not at all. I've liked all types of girls, black to asian, chubby to extremely petite
Physical attributes don't matter to me at all at this point, aside from not morbidly obese. I don't mind chub though
I've been obsessed with this girl for a while though
No. 43276
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ideal gf:
>likes to come on long hikes with me, I like staying one or two nights in the woods
>won't judge or make fun of me while I fail at being a writer… (I know it will never happen but it's the only thing I can imagine myself enjoying)
>enjoys reading so that we can talk about books together :3
>approaches sex in a fun and casual manner, kinky fun is the best kind (pic related)
>doesn't care that I like to cuddle a lot…
>isn't all about the rat race, trust me I get it you gotta make money but man I'm only 22 why do I gotta be jumping head first into a career can't we just have fun together??
>is comfortable letting me go down on her a lot because i really like doing it
>is maybe slightly chubby
>don't care about race
>maybe has cute flaws and stuff that I can dote over
>she can like anime and stuff idc
I just want someone to be nice to me tbh I've been fairly depressed (i think) for awhile now and my ex-gf made me feel like shit.
No. 43925
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I want someone who I can trust profoundly and depend on unashamedly. Someone who understands me very well, who clicks with me. Someone kind and caring and considerate and compassionate. Someone I can let very close to me and know that she won't hurt me. Someone to whom I mean the world.
I wish I knew how on earth to find that.
No. 43973
>>43948are you a robot or just a really fat/ugly girl?
if it's the latter i'm sure you'll find someone
No. 44180
>>42357It sounds like you're not over your ex, anon.
You should consider breaking up with your current bf if you think he's a promiscuous manwhore and you're not about that.
No. 44199
>>43973it is unfortunately the latter
tbh my exceptionally poor looks and personality (shy, socially awkward) make for a terrible combination, so i really doubt i'll end up finding someone but oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at least i've got lolcow, r-right?
No. 44282
Ideal human partner?
>male
>skinny to chubby, but not obese
>height doesn't matter
>likes cats
>is patient
>doesn't have a temper/isn't easy to anger
>has a job
>is passionate about a hobby and can talk about it forever
>nerdy
>has opinions but is willing to hear others out, whether he agrees or not.
>able to socialize somewhat competently
>willing to be silly sometimes
>cuddly but not clingy or controlling
>no addictions
I have exes who have had addictions to online gaming beyond just a past time, dudes who smoked waaaay too much weed, various neckbeardery, and a very serious relationship which ended with him spiraling into alcoholism, driving drunk, and totaling my car.
sooper dooper fun times.
Unfortunately for me, I've been told that I am "very pretty, super sweet, and amazingly caring…. but not all that useful." And it kinda' fits.
I mean, I can take care of someone's physical & emotional needs if they find themselves willing to care for me back, but, shit, I've been realizing more and more that I'm just a Mary Sue.
I'm kind, sweet, and pretty, I guess, but I'm also bland and boring. It's beyond sad. I feel like I have so much to give and I WANT to give, but I'm stuck in a very stagnant position. idk.
No. 44290
>>44282>I'm kind, sweet, and pretty, I guess, but I'm also bland and boring.That's not such a bad thing, at least as long as you're okay with it.
>very pretty, super sweet, and amazingly caring…. but not all that useful>I can take care of someone's physical & emotional needs if they find themselves willing to care for me back>I feel like I have so much to give and I WANT to give, but I'm stuck in a very stagnant positionIt sounds like you have a lot of great attributes that you're able to share with others, but you're not altogether happy with that. Is that because the people you've been with haven't appreciated you, or are you yourself dissatisfied with who you are? What is it that you want to change?
No. 44322
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>>44290>mfw someone is acting far too sincere on lolcowSeriously, though, I really do like myself, but I'm just bummed out that others don't like me. Or rather, I don't leave enough of an impression for others to want to like me.
I work about 90ish hours a week (yaaaay, self-employmeeeeeent… turned my hobby into a job & work so much to make ends meet and pay bills), so it's pretty much impossible to have other hobbies and/or meet people I can have any type of relationship with.
Basically, I'm just venting, and I am my own undoing. I understand that wholeheartedly, but that doesn't make me any less disappointed with my current predicament, is all.
So sincereAnon, don't worry 'bout it. It is what it is.
No. 44341
>>44322I see. Well, I hope your circumstances improve and that you're able to put a bit more time and energy into your relationships.
>someone is acting far too sincere on lolcowYeah… I guess I don't really know where to go to have a sincere interaction with anyone any more. I need the anonymity, but imageboard culture at large seems to be so jaded.
No. 44378
>>44375git healthy, bb.
>or don't. I'm not your boss.how much do you weigh? + what kind of person is your ideal?
No. 44381
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>>44378Down to 246 lbs from 282 lbs for now, still losing.
I'm this one
>>41333 but I guess saying looks are a plus was too far fetched, I have some stuff I like physically too.
>straight black or red hair>light freckles>pale No. 44382
>>44379You are perfectly describing my high school ex. He was a pretty cool dude, but not someone I could carry on a LTR with.
Smokes a lotta weed these days, though, if you're cool with that sorta thing.
Don't have a photo because he doesn't post a lot of shit online.. he's pretty good looking, though.
>>44381Noice.
I know it sucks, but keep at it and use your willpower! Think of how awesome the end result will be!
You'll feel better, have more energy, be healthier and shit, and others will start noticing you, too, once you start taking better care of yourself.
Stay strong, anon!
No. 44383
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>>44382Don't know, it's been going kinda bad lately but it'll pass I guess. Just got to push it harder but I've been low on gas lately and feeling depressed. I have a feeling that I'll still be an ugly fuck even after losing weight.
No. 44391
>>44383shut up and dedicate yourself to the cause.
Even if losing weight doesn't turn you into Ryan Gosling or whoever the fuck people find attractive these days, guess what? You will be healthier, feel better, and, maybe, if you stop wallowing in goddamn self-pity, someone might find you attractive! Fancy that!
Stop self-prophesying your own demise, dipshit, and work hard. We believe in you.
No. 44392
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>>44391S-sorry, I'm just too prone to negativity.
No. 44987
I'm a hetero female, but I had relationships with girls before, so:
F
>blonde like my former bff or eurasian
>fit, thin or curvy (not obese, basically)
>DD+ cup preference, but fine with anything else
>caring, thoughtful, sensitive yet strong willed
>taller, (I'm 5'10) but not a requirement (petite is cute, too)
>subversive, sardonic, dark humour
> shares similar interests, e.g. horror, science, history, cooking
>large eyes
>not a sjw killjoy
M
>white (no h1-b cancer)
>in STEM / hard sciences esp. engineering, tech (basically, very high visualspatial IQ)
>serious demeanor, logical, straightforward
>older, taller and larger framed than me
>appreciates my virginity
>superior, career-wise
>anti-sjw
No. 45074
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I want a woman who would make me feel loved and warm and secure like a child in his mother's embrace, kept safe from the crushing weight of the world
It's not even a kink or a fetish, or something that I'd expect to go on forever, but I really really need to experience it. It's the only way I am ever going to feel secure enough to reconnect with the part of me that is afraid of everything. It's the only way I'll be able to heal and grow, to stop limping through life and start making strides forward. I don't know what I could do to be deserving of having someone so kind and caring and nurturing and generous and compassionate in my life, but it is the only thing I desire in all the world.
I feel like I could spend a lifetime searching and never find it. I don't know why I'm posting here.
No. 45878
>>45874>someone who will kiss me on the forehead good night and say "I love you baby"Do men not do this or something?
I do this even with my fwbs except the I love you part obviously
No. 46053
>>46019lmao that sounds like me
>>45885ahhh yeah. idk i'm just missing the spark from my ex bf right now. i'll be more specific.
> knows a lot about philosophy> probably not too nerdy> will accompany me to events like video game tournaments or conventions and not care if i make fun of the people there> can be catty so we can gossip together about randos> will listen to me sperg on and on about video games or a paper/article i've read. or even reality tvI'll probably end up alone b/c I never go out hahaha
No. 46077
>>46053Really that sounds like you?
Cute then id be tempted to ask location but I'm guessing either us or canada.
Still you sound good as for your list I meet a few but im still new to philosophy. I read a lot but the only book ive got on it is meditations.
Gossip is ok as long as we can shit talk about nonesense too.
Good luck
No. 46080
>>46079Get a qt trap then and you can have the best of both, dressup in all.
more likely to be sub but could find the rare dom
No. 46159
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>>45074I remember you from the gfd thread man, I feel the same as you ;_;
No. 46183
>>46056By nerdy, I mean I don't want a guy who is obsessed with fictional media/gaming, has bad social skills, or is obsessed with buying random nerd shit. Also, a ton of nerds are anti-intellectual, and are scientistic (lmao) and think philosophy consists of logical fallacies. That's not really a guy who likes.
I want a guy who will be willing to accompany me to tournaments or conventions even if he isn't interested in them himself. I want a guy who will tolerate me being spergy without being a sperg himself. That's what I meant by high standards.
The last guy I dated, one of my favorite conversation involved looking up the philosophy curriculum of Cal Tech and talking about it.
>>46077I'm in US lol. But I can give out my kik.
>>45074That sounds like my thing! I used to love pretending I was my bf's mom. I'd even do it when I stayed over with his family and met his real mother.
No. 46185
>>46183ah shame I'm Ireland.
I'll take a pass on the kik though, good luck finding a qt bf.
I think having a bf that can be spergy like you would be better tho.
No. 46197
>>46196I like pretending to be a mother and motherly, but no, I wouldn't want a boyfriend like that. I had a lot of troubles with my ex boyfriend because I felt like have a life outside of him and depended on him for everything.
Honestly, I have enough things to worry about that I don't think I could support someone else.
No. 46786
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>curly hair
>is a qt
No. 46879
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I don't like to talk about my "ideal" woman because obviously that will never exist but I can list some qualities I consider my preferences
Physical qualities
>black hair
>shorter than me
>either flat chested or D> boobs
>virgin/sexually inexperienced
>alternative fashions like lolita are a plus
>septum piercings (no idea why I just find them really attractive)
Personality traits
>honest
>loyal
>kind
No. 46953
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Ideal would have it all but a bingo could be enough.
No. 46954
>>46953Also btw I like grills
Unfortunately
No. 47014
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>tall
>older than me
>good with his hands
>scientific
>smooth skin, not hairy
>intelligent
>big eyes
>warm smile
>the ability to admit to his mistakes
>willing to sacrifice himself for a greater cause
>an alien
>a bioware character
>its Mordin Solus
>tfw ill always be single
No. 48000
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girl here talking about my preference on appearance. I know I have shit taste and I'm not even sure why but whatever these are the things I like
guys
>less picky about psychical appearance but I love it when they are extremely nerdy looking
>both imperfect skin and braces are adorable to me
>skinny and short, or tall and a bit heavier are OK for me. But morbidly obese 400+ lbs is not my type of thing
>if they can grow good facial hair I like it (like lumberjack style) but if its scraggly and pubic hair looking shave that shit off
>need to live the nerd life with me
girls
>breast size doesn't matter to me but I love huge butts
>like ohmygoodgod sit on me with a huge ass
>chubby girls are amazing. I love hourglass or pear shape
>not really into petite or thin girls. I recognize that they are beautiful but sexually I just like lots of stuff to grab onto on my girl like huge thighs/butt/breasts/whateves
>I like cute faces
I'm happily married and my husband and I have been wanting to have a threeway with another girl for awhile. However he hates my preferences.
No. 48004
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basically
>into vidya/animu
>respects dank memes
>confident/dominant personality
>probably into cosplay or lolita
To generalize the aesthetic I'm into, the teo are pretty different. Either fit amazon or petite princess.
I'm a fuccboi and don't have a lot of confidence to approach the confident women I'm attracted to, whoops.
Current relatuonship is a fucking miserable experience. Threatens to hurt me and kill herself if I break up with her etc. and I live with her so I'm afraid she'll stab me in my sleep or burn all my shit or something.
No. 67827
>>41958The ones who openly do generally are pretty autistic and weird. The average guy who watches anime/reads manga doesn't go to the conventions and probably doesn't display it to everyone but having shirts of his favorite series
t. Closet weeb
No. 67833
>>67658>Not into social media shitThis is so rare and such a huge plus
I had a gf one time in high school and she wanted to take pics of us and post them all over facebook
Pls no. It lasted like a week. Social media is a cancer tbh
I was stalking people from my class (graduated in 2013) and people were posting selfies of themselves cuddling in bed with their SO's
Fucking why
No. 68065
>>68054Most girls here are weebs m8
You can do it
No. 68078
>>68028I feel like having easy and vague criteria like this is the only realistic thing you can do. That, and adding "buts", things that your partner cannot have. For me, I think I can probably never ever be with someone with BPD. I can support a partner emotionally, but I will need support too. I have imperfections that I want to work on. My partner should also value physical intimacy and sex. Other than that, I can see myself in practically any kind of relationship.
>>67658I sure hope you're going to be available for him that much, sexually. Logistically, it might not even be possible. But having a girl to "use", for lack of a better word, like that would be fun.
No. 68089
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Didn't really want to ask in the robot thread, but do you prefer cute or sexy guys/girls?
I'm a guy and I definitely prefer cute. I think there's a pretty easy distinction (at least for me) between cute and sexy for women, but I have no idea where that line is drawn for men. I see them used interchangeably almost by women when referring to them.
If I was to guess sexy would be David Beckham and cute is Justin Bieber/other boy band members?
No. 68109
>>68094What do you mean? How can you switch?
I mean for sexy I just imagine some really muscular guy and for cute a boy band guy
No. 68165
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Ideal guy
>tall, muscular, white
>dark hair, light eyes
>outgoing, friendly
>romantic, a little clingy
Ideal girl
>average height, fit, white
>any hair/eye color
>hourglass shape
>introverted, a little clingy
Shared traits
>smart/educated
>likes anime/manga
>good sense of humor
>lots of common interests
Above all else, I just want someone who cares about themselves, about doing well in life, and about me.
No. 69868
Standards:
>5+/10
>around my age, 21
>honest
>caring, and deeply so
>down to earth
>has that ability to talk into a person's soul, is very real and 'awake'
>makes a good best friend
Preferences:
>White
>Dark red hair, not ginger red, dyed is fine and sometimes preferable
>booty
>wide hips
>small tits
>likes being violently raped, came inside of
>likes pain/torture
>5'9 or less
>intelligent
>has been depressed but preferably isn't or understands how to cope
>strong communication and interpersonal skills, both for a romantic and platonic relationship
>very well-versed, conversationally apt
>deep understanding of music, art, varied interests in both
>studies, wants to learn outside college/school
>is able to teach me something or tell me something I don't already know
>wants/is adaptable to all of life's offerings, willing to move to a new state/country on a whim or live in the countryside
>not obsessed with money and success, the "American Dream" hogshit
>can sit around and do fucknothing with at the same time
>realistic about the world, isn't brainwashed by liberal or conservative media
>deep understanding of politics, logic, philosophy
>deep understanding of human psychology
>likes animals, and both cats and dogs
>comfortable with adoption, unless very genetically gifted
>takes trust, values, integrity, humility, and sacrifice very, very seriously
>likes dank memes of some or any sort
>someone I can talk to when I'm feeling down or angry
>drug friendly, even if only psychs, absolutely no hard drugs
>good family values/relationship, or at least understands the importance of having them
>good child skills, motherly
>Woods of Ypres
No. 69871
>>69868>likes being violently raped, came inside ofok, you lost me there.
and if they like it/want you to do it, how is it rape?
No. 69874
>>69868>preferences: has been depressed but preferably isn'tSo which is it, champ?
>Woods of YpresFucking yuck. I know you listed this in preferences, but you won't find any well off, intelligent person who's into Woods. That fanbase is crawling with liberal scene kids due to the emo lyrics in IV. That band is shit anyway.
No. 69877
I have a few different types of guys I like. Although I am attracted to physical traits, if they have a shit personality or are plain boring I can't stay interested. So,
>Taller than me (I'm only 5'2" so that's not a hard thing to find)
>Any weight but obese or ana (I've dated chubby, average, skinny, and muscular dudes and liked them all the same)
>Light eyes
>Long, dark hair
>Scruffy face
>Sexually open-minded (I've been around the block and am a huge pervert and a tease, but most guys absolutely hate it)
>Shares at least a few interests in common with me: games, cartoons/anime, tattoos, comics, art, weird-ass music
>Obviously, be kind and don't be a dick
I don't think it's too hard of a checklist to fill, but I also am the type whose fine with being alone.
No. 69897
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>>69886Kinda me if you don't count being a virgin, a little bit of avoidant personality and fat, somewhat muscular from labor jobs tho.>>69886
No. 69913
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Ideal grill:
>not taller than 5'11
>/fit/, slim, averga or maybe even a bit chub. Just not fat please
>nice hair
>preferably not black
>not older than 25 or younger than 16
>has interests of her own
>doesn't keep me from doing what i like
>loyal, kind, "motherly" caring, talkative
>cute face
No. 69936
I used to say "dark hair, light eyes, skilled at piano, veg*n, kinda cute, not obese or a stick or overly muscled (basically no extremes)" not religious, not right-wing", but I've changed and don't care about half that. I basically have no ideal anymore. But if a guy meets any of this, it would be a plus:
Skilled at piano
Not on an extreme end of body type (overall I like kinda chubby and kinda muscled)
Veg*n
Visits imageboards
Has interest in at least one activity I do, so then we'll actually do it (ux, hiking mountains, visiting sanctuaries…)
Have some overlap in music taste
Is more outgoing than I am, pushes me out of my comfy shell
Not a sjw
Extras: Has chest hair swoon
No. 69966
I'd like to meet a woman who:
- lives in Europe, preferably the Northern part
- age: 26 - 30
- is faithful, interested in a closed romantic monogamous relantionship
- is clever, witty, funny, friendly, respectful of others
- is upbeat and cheerful but also realistically aware of situations
- responsible and good communicator; can have fights and talk them through instead of letting issues fester
- affectionate, cuddly, sexually explorative
- have own life and own good friends, can spend time apart (no dissapearing acts tho); healthy relantionship with family (if applicable; some people have terrible families and it's fully understandable if they don't want to keep in touch)
- good personal hygiene (smells GOOD!!!), somewhat of a fashion sense
- likes going to the cinéma and concerts; it's fine if you're shy and introverted, but it would be nice if you'd make an effort to come to parties sometimes
- loves gossip, drama and talking in general
- somewhat of a weeb or really into some show/game/film ; I'm not that into manga or anime myself nor am I really invested in any fandoms, but I like listening to people tell me about theirs
- will be fine with my secret love of atrocious music and trashy reality tv shows (yes, I am that one anon from the guilty pleasures thread)
- not a smoker (albeit smoking when drunk is fine), drinks but not an alcoholic, pot/drug friendly but does them rarely
- not allergic to animals, cats espcially
Feminists and legbeards are welcome!
Me:
- 28, woman
- hobbies: cooking, knitting, reading, découpage and collages, origami, swimming, yoga
- medium length brown hair, grey eyes, white, fat/chub, dress like a librarian (glasses, dresses, cardigans, tights, hair up, no makeup)
- finishing my Master's, work from time to time
- extroverted, happy-go-lucky, really talkative
As far as looks go, I can't really think of a type. Like many, I like the dark/light contrast, but it's really a sidething. A big, big bonus would be if you'd talk French and Swedish, but I'm aware not a lot of people do. I'm open to make new friends as well!
No. 69976
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Must be female
Must not be into black or brown guys.
Age: 18-30 (I'm late 20s)
Interests: The usual nerdy 4chan stuff goes without saying, but stuff that actually gets you off your ass too, proactive hobbies that require at least some effort, hiking, photography or even cooking are all examples.
Body: Not fat, a little chubby is fine provided she's interested in coming to the gym, tattoos and piercings can be cute if they're discrete.
Politics: Don't expect her to share my politics, just don't be a #refugeeswelcome idiot.
Sexually: Submissive, likes rape fantasies and worse.
No. 69984
>>69885I've tried counting before, but I know it's over 20. I've only been in one serious relationship and it lasted 3 years. Obviously I've dated other people but they were never really serious relationships.
I'm not the type to lie about my sexual past or my needs, which is usually a big turn-off. Most guys don't want to know their possible girlfriend has been in threesomes and likes weird stuff. Plus I've been a femdom and gone to plenty of sex parties in my life.
I know a lot of serial monogamous people who can't be without an SO, who don't know their own sexual needs, and would rather be in a relationship with an asshole than be labeled a 'slut'. Sometimes I envy them honestly. There's times when I wish I had a stable person in my life, somebody I could hold and share romantic moments with. I'm fine being alone the rest of my life and only sharing intimate moments with passing people, but a girl can dream.
>>69879Yeah, most of my girl friends are like this. A guy can treat them like total garbage and they'll still obsessively latch on to them because they can't stand the thought of being single. If I'm going to be totally blunt and honest, desperation can make me instantly stop wanting to be around someone, friend or otherwise. Funny how that works.
No. 69988
>>69984Regardless of it being promiscuity or serial monogamy, the end result is still jadedness. You can still have what they have, but you seem very sexually driven, to the point you're prepared to scuttle relationships where your sexual needs aren't immediately being satisfied (this is my main problem with sluts, low impulse control and the massive premium they place on instant gratification sex).
That being said, at least you're honest. Serial monogamy types constantly lie to themselves, which makes their position far more irredeemable since they grow accustomed to the idea of 6 month - 1 year long relationships every year from 16 till they're in their early 30s as normality.
By the time you're the last person, or one of the last men in her life, what left is there to explore that will truly be intimate and exclusive to you two? Think of it as similar to the first time you visit your dream destination (Paris, Rome, Tokyo etc), then the second time, then the third time. By the tenth most of the magic has gone.
Though I owe sluts most of my early sexual experiences, so I could never truly hate you the way some guys do.
No. 69993
>>69958For a black woman to be attractive basically just follow these:
Don't be ghetto
Don't be obese (thick is fine, but there is a world of difference between thick and obese)
Don't wear a weave (more of a personal thing, but I just think they're gross. Natural curly hair is fine as is straightened hair)
Not that my opinion matters much
No. 70005
>>70004But… That doesn't mean it's bait.
If I was angling at bait, I'd offer something far juicier.
No. 70009
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>tfw she'll never be real
Just looking at this picture warms my heart.
No. 70033
>>69976>>69936you two already match on 3 of those, maybe more if 69936 is female, 18-30, and not fat, and 69976 is not fat and likes the same music
there you go. lolcow matchmaker at it again
No. 70041
>>69988I'm definitely jaded, I won't deny that. I don't consider myself a slut anymore and have been completely alone for some time now. I know it sounds odd, but most of the slutty and sexual stuff I did because I was naive and felt like maybe they really liked me or that they'd like me more if I did what they wanted. Of course that's completely stupid and it only makes people disrespect you more.
In the end, all I wanted was to be accepted by somebody. I'd be fine with somebody whose vanilla, as long as they didn't judge me or speak down to me because of my past or perverted brain. I wouldn't ever want to push something on them like had been done with me.
But I'm too scared of being judged by someone I like again. I'm terrified of being vanished on once sex gets brought up. I'm jaded to the point where I'm completely content with being alone because I don't trust easily anymore, and expect that once they know my past they'll treat me like I'm just another untrustworthily slut. I know it's my own fault.
I wish I could meet someone who could look past my history and treat me with respect and love, not just lust. But hey that's why it's a 'ideal partner' thread.
No. 70045
>>69984>I know a lot of serial monogamous people who can't be without an SO, who don't know their own sexual needs, and would rather be in a relationship with an asshole than be labeled a 'slut'.The only way to discover your "sexual needs" is to fuck tons of random people and go to sex parties? I think you have a distorted negative view on people who are capable of achieving healthy monogamous relationships, you're conflating staying in a shitty relationship with something that's somehow inherent to all or most monogamy. There's no reason they can't explore their sexual needs while in the context of an exclusive relationship. They could also just value having a loving partner over getting gangbangs.
I've heard people say they need to "explore their sexuality" before, and I really don't get it. It's like yeah I'm sure exploring every possible thing you could ever imagine wanting to do could be fun, but it's not something I need. Maybe it's because my sex drive has never dominated my life and I've never seen sexual release as something that I should pursue as the main purpose of my life. Or maybe I'm just not degenerate enough.
No. 70049
>>70041>but most of the slutty and sexual stuff I did because I was naive and felt like maybe they really liked me or that they'd like me more if I did what they wanted. Yeah, a lot of guys get really vengeful about slutty stuff. I don't approve of it but I stopped getting mad about it the same time I realized it's pretty easy to get laid and not some labor of Hercules like a lot of /r9k/ makes out.
As a result I know what you mean. You did that shit because, let's face it, young girls are gullible, naive and easy to manipulate. There's a reason it's called "grooming" and there's a reason even hideously ugly people can do it - it's because young girls with low self-esteem cling to any sort of attention an older man gives them.
>not just lust. I see the catch 22. The moment you start speaking about prior sexual experiences and what you did, men divide into the camp of those who swear you off and those who view you as something to have fun with. I'm ashamed to say I was one of the latter when I was younger. I became desperately insecure about my lack of sexual experience around 21 or so and started meeting girls online and fucking them because I thought it would make me more desirable as a whole (I swallowed the whole thing about women hating any man who didn't have a string of ex-lovers).
I'm not going to claim I'm sort of reformed degenerate. Although I don't do that sort of thing anymore I still feel that base urge to do nasty, fucked up things with girls who have chequered pasts, but I largely just stuff those desires away and ignore them these days.
I hate to sound like a white knight but I honestly understand now why some women feel so jaded and angry at men. But I'd also say that from my perspective it underscores the need for fathers to play more of an authoritative role in their daughter's lives, given the gullibility and naivety I mentioned earlier.
>>70033I'm
>>69976. Not fat but I don't really care much about music taste to be honest.
No. 70052
>>70043Oh I thought you were doing the K
rd/Trk/W*man meme
No. 70077
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>>70033>think some shitskins are attractive and would have no qualms about dating them>not submissive>that picAlso there's the likelihood he'll be too much /pol/. I'm ok with it to an extent, in the same way I'm ok with /leftypol/ to an extent, but if you let it run your life…
No. 70086
>>70077If that's as dark as you'd go then it's not really a big deal.
People who expect political parity from their girls are stupid, most women are pretty apolitical.
But #refugeeswelcome stuff is something I can't tolerate. It has caused too much damage/death.
No. 70090
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WHERE IS MY CHANNER GF?!?!?!?
No. 70091
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>>70077I think he means dont go full ooga booga like pic related
No. 70095
>>70077He's light skin though, that's "attractive" in the black community… APPARENTLY.
>>70091 He's just ugly in general.
No. 70106
>>70094Yup. I actually lost my vcard to a really pretty Nigerian girl in college. Super sweet and fun person in general
Kinda regret not dating her but it is what it is. Doubt her family would have approved anyways. We just stayed FWB until she got a bf
I usually only find black women attractive if they're not African American. Even the pretty ones here are usually really ghetto
I probably just have a skewed view, but for whatever reason the black girls in the UK are generally pretty attractive from what I've seen
No. 70147
>>70146ty anon.
Anyways since I should probably contribute to this thread
>be a grill>be white (pale is a plus)>be feminine>not be fat (or chubby)>be around Chicago>not have been in so many failed relationships that you've lost count>manage not to have me reaffirm my general contempt for women within the first date>want kids>probably be a smoker because I smoke a lot>not have any serious substance abuse No. 70155
>>70150Pros: I'm 6'4" and full /pol/
???: Long hair, beard, introvert, in to vidya and shitposting on the chins
Cons: 32 and currently a NEET staying at home. Dont have a problem with working, just got fired from the last job for being a whistle blower, and havent gotten around to getting another. 210lbs, I should probably be around 190. Dont look fat but I do have love handles.
No. 70159
>>70157Rogers Park in Chicago proper
>>70156/leftypol/ plz go
No. 70191
>>70095>>70086>>70091Ah ok, well I haven't been around super negroes enough
at all to have ever find them attractive, so there's that.
No. 70371
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>>70174Yes and no
I'm doing a special report on chan culture and the effect it has on many of today's youth
Would you mind if I asked you a few questions?
No. 70401
>>70399Yes to all of those things. I remember the cusp of chanology - was it back in 2007? Or 2008? There was all this excitement about how we'd broken into the news a few times and people on /b/ wanted to leverage that by going after scientology.
It all went downhill from there.
Remember the initial Habbo Hotel raids?
No. 70404
>>70401Didnt spend enough time on the chins at that point to partake in them, although I do remember them. I showed up for the first chanology protest in Chicago, instead of being in front of the Scientology office it was half a block down in front of a diner. It didnt seem like there would be lulz, and that they were genuinely protesting, so I pretended to not know what was going on and went inside and got some breakfast. Afterwards it still seemed the same, and between the cold and the cringe, I left.
And if you're old enough to remember that, assuming you're just not repeating lore, why are you giving me shit about being 32 and on the chins? You cant be that much younger than me. And just remember, you're here for ever. Especially considering you're in to the chins enough to be here rather than on cuckchan.
No. 70406
>>70404I'm not giving you shit, I want to get out of this endless timesink of garbage too at some point. We're part of the same hypocrisy.
I'm a few years younger.
No. 70409
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>>70404>mfw I was at the same goddamn protest.I'm content knowing that was probably the cringiest era of my life.
No. 70413
>>70406>I want to get out of this endless timesink of garbage too at some pointGood luck with that, the only time I get out of here is for work, or to do /k/ or /out/ stuff, and /k/ stuff is too expensive to do regularly.
>>70411>>70412Pretty sure the only reason I hung around /b/ originally was for fap material.
No. 70415
>>70414Dont know anyone irl who likes to go /out/ so stuck going car camping with my mom a few times a year because we really dont have any other common interests and she'll probably be dead in a few years, so I might as well spend some time with her now. Not that much fun but its better than being in the city.
I have experience backpacking and canoeing from when I was a kid, since I was in the boy scouts and went to outdoor schools.
No. 70417
>>70415Do you ever go to any of the US National Parks?
I'm in awe of their scale and beauty tbh.
No. 70421
>>70419They have signs up because it is over crowded as hell, food everywhere, and people do dumb shit like feed them.
I'm not sure about back then, but nowadays you can carry guns in any national park so long as the state laws permit whatever type of carry you're practicing. Hippies do dumb shit like carry bear spray which is ineffective, and depending on the wind has a chance of gassing you. Carry a gun, dont be this grill:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0 No. 70492
>>70489>>70490also not being fat
so basically rules out every male on this board
No. 70503
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>>70495Fuck if I know but if you read above (>>70141) some grill said she would date me for making big man tyrone say bix nood, and another said I was a legend. Only email I got was pic related.
No. 70511
>>70503it was probably a guy.
also
>>70189>>70503you seem pretty hung up on this. are you a kv?
No. 70516
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>>70511>it was probably a guyI could see
>>70146 being a guy, but
>>70149 was after I contributed to the thread in
>>70147, so they would have known I was looking for a grill to shitpost with on valentines day.
>you seem pretty hung up on thisYou're absolutely right, some random grill from the chins didnt respond to me, so I stayed up all night cutting myself while listening to Joy Division. God fucking damn it, what will I ever do with my life? Fuck you anon for bringing back up these painfull memories, now I have to drink my sorrows away… again.
>are you a kvNot sure what kv is - kissless virgin? If so no. My main problem is that grills, at least around Chicago are either vapid whores, coal burners, or due to the massive proliferation of white knights grossly over value themselves. I've had grills come up to me in bars, and try to start up a conversation with me by telling me about they their designer purse matches their coin purse, phone case, or grills who have hit on me while wearing a wedding ring. I think I really just need to move to Wisconsin.
>>70514pic related
No. 70517
>>70516>but >>70149fucked up and listed the wrong post, it should have been
>>70157 and
>>70150 No. 70525
>>70516IF (this was them and) they said they would date you just because of the tyrone bix nood vid, why would they think you were too /pol/
because of the bix nood vid?
No. 70530
>>70525Because women are fickle creatures? Anyways that email I got i'm pretty sure was from
>>70156 or someone similar. Chances are more likely that she thought about it for a lil while and then considered the chance i'd just rape her, murder her and then consume her corpse. I ended up backing out of going to a /pol/ meetup on cripplechan's meadhall for semi-similar reasons - because of how easily everyone turned on each other/themselves after what happened after the /k/ BLM meetup.
No. 70535
>>70522I'm pretty autistic
But he is more autistic
No. 70566
>>70559>expecting /pol/ chat groups to be different then polwut?
>implying /pol/ is one personI'm the guy from earlier in the thread who said he was full /pol/ and I fucking hate this country, especially its faux patriotism.
No. 70575
>>70573They're not memes
The admin is some Indian guy who thinks he's one of the last of the remaining Aryan Race in India
No. 70577
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>>70575>They're not memesAnon, I have a Trump hat, have never voted in my life and never will. I bought it because it was a meme. I also have Nazi paraphernalia as well, not a nationalist or socialist (or both) either.
No. 70581
>>70516>>70530Ok here we go. I'm
>>70150. I started writing it right after I read
>>70147, and
>>70141 popped up as I was typing it. I was exaggerating for the most part. I would like to date someone who posts on imageboards and goofy enough to get something like bix nood made just for the lulz, but your
>manage not to have me reaffirm my general contempt for women within the first datemarks you as a problem right off the bat. To me that warns "someone who has his mind set on a belief and will be unrealistic in life".
Why would I, or anyone, want to date someone who, before they even meet you, automatically thinks you're a vapid whore who sucks dicks in Lawndale for weed and coke while thinking of themselves as hot shit?
Maybe you're a decent guy, maybe you're even a great guy, but you are preventing yourself from ever finding someone because some chick was a bitch to you or something idk, and you want to reaffirm your belief that ALL females are like that so you don't have to stick your head out again and get burned.
I did not send the email, I'm also not Rockford anon, but it is actually pretty exact in what I would say. You're nine years older than me, and full /pol/ is too much. Also, the cat café is going to be at Treehouse Humane's new shelter, opening later this year in RP.
Also, I'm chubby as I gained 10lb since September, thanks to decreased outdoor activity, depression, and starting a bc pill in an attempt to stop the acne that took over my face. so I don't meet your reqs No. 70587
>>69874do you understand how english works?
>has been>hasYeah a lot of WoY songs are complete garbage but some of them are very intelligent and black metal has completely failed at basic intellectualism. That doesn't mean I want someone who is head over heels for david gold I want someone who can understand Into Exile and Mirror Reflection
you're incredibly black and white and it shows terribly in your lack of reasoning
No. 70589
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>>70581>"someone who has his mind set on a belief and will be unrealistic in life"I'm sorry for having convictions. I'll be sure to be a pushover in the future.
>Why would I, or anyone, want to date someone who, before they even meet you, automatically thinks you're a vapid whore who sucks dicks in Lawndale for weed and cokeI was trying to avoid meeting grills like this because I have actually ended up going on dates with one - albeit she was previously sucking dick for coke in bumbfuck Indiana, not Lawndale.
>while thinking of themselves as hot shit?Again i'm sorry for being confident, i'll be sure to disparage myself all the time in future dealings with womens. I am certainly not worthy of your attention.
>and you want to reaffirm your belief that ALL females are like that so you don't have to stick your head out again and get burned.lel. when did I say "ALL females" were like this again?
>the cat café is going to be at Treehouse Humane's new shelterNot a hipster so I dont go to cafes. And wow, just fucking wow, pic related. They're pissing away all their monies on architecture for a trendy building that looks like it belongs in Lincoln Park rather than Rogers Park. What a great allocation of capital. This is one of the many reasons I dont donate to non-profits.
>full /pol/ is too muchsee
>>70566 and
>>70577
>so I don't meet your reqspost (or email) pic with your belly showing
No. 70609
>>69874I feel like you may actually be intelligent so I'm going to go in depth instead of shitposting. I like this place and a lot of you farmers are very genuine, good people.
Understanding the basics of nihilism, naturalism, nature's superiority over our lives, the folly of death worship, secularist philosophy and how sadness is an important part of the wide wonderful world we call the human experience and it's individual artistic merit while also maintaining a mature distance, from which the listener derives both meaning and an example of taking musical lyrics and depression too far. It shows an understanding of human psychology that both male and female psyche are capable of showing vulnerability, pain, grief and loss while also bridging the gender-gap and uniting for mutual benefit. If that's too tumblr for you, how on earth is any heterosexual couple going to attempt a real, meaningful relationship without knowing each other's mind and sympathizing with each other's individual hardships? If emotional intimacy is not achieved through understanding, how will it be achieved at all? How, if a relationship involves building each other up and not being obsessed with achieving perfection and greener grass, does love bear any meaning unto our lives?
People, being products of environment, will change to and shape the environment they reside in, whether they have a healthy upbringing or are victims of abuse/neglect, they will learn attachment and love through what is going on around them, and in most cases, match that. Love comes from commonality and reciprocal altruism. Commonality amongst people who have been mistreated/abused means finding others who have lived through similar experiences. My desire for a person who understands depression, which comprises approximately 50% of the American population, yet is not depressed or mentally ill because they have worked on themselves and are capable of self-help, does not mean I am searching for someone to cure or fix me, or vice-versa. All that it means is that someone is willing to share past struggles and unite as people because of it.
People do not choose who raises them, or who hurts them, or whether they want to be hurt at all. Children are blank slates. The ultimate goal of a relationship is in most cases to bear and raise kids who will become better, or at least as well off as, their parents. This means that you have to understand both healthy and unhealthy relationships and behaviors and be substantial enough as an individual to do so properly.
But I'm sure you just read
>not obsessed with money and success, the "American Dream" hogshitand
>he likes a band I don't likethen casually assumed I was some incapable whiny poor child, who wanted a mommy to cure all my problems for me instead of someone who wants, (and has) an equal to share happiness with and the diverse experiences life has to offer and not some dumb younger woman who wants to leech success out of their romantic partner while bringing nothing to the table but a wet pussy and tight skin. No successful man on earth wants someone who is "less experienced" than them and is only interested in fulfilling their own desires, unless you're the new hot young jizzrag of the month. :)
That is, of course, if I am not sorely mistaken and you can accurately judge character over an anonymous internet forum.
>>69871https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_fantasyYou're incredibly vanilla. I'm astonished you haven't heard of this before.
No. 70610
>>70589You remind me a lot of AB Dada, if it weren't for the fact you were a neet, smoke (instead of vape), have a beard, are 32, 210bs, and not luring 18 year-olds, I wouldn't be surprised if you told me you were him. Also I think he lives near O'Hare now.
You're not fully understanding what I've said, or I'm not fully expressing it, but your biases are intact so whatever. Also you've misread (the hot shit part should be connected to the coke whore part. Believe me I don't think you could be hot shit).
>lel. when did I say "ALL females" were like this again? You got me. My bias is showing. You never clearly say "all", but it is heavily implied.
>Because women are fickle creatures?>grills, at least around Chicago are either vapid whores[…]>manage not to have me reaffirm my general contempt for women within the first dateI get it, it's the internet, you're a big guy, it's cool to generalize everything, especially when lonely guys are drawn into ROK, RP, PUA, and MGTOW because of bad (or perceived) experiences, but don't kick the cat.
No. 70617
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>>70610>AB DadaWho the fuck is this? He doesnt have a wiki article and i'm not motivated trawl through the internet enough to learn who he is.
>instead of vapeyeah I should change to this, if not only for the cost. the main reason I stick to cigerettes is that it gives me a reason to take a break from work, and since a majority of the people in IT smoke, so they pretty much have to give us smoke breaks if we smoke. One place I worked even had our department meetings outside due to how many people smoked.
>have a beardHe has a beard from the pics i've seen
> 210bsAnd 6'4"
>and not luring 18 year-oldsDon't flatter yourself, you said you were 23.
> You're not fully understanding what I've said, or I'm not fully expressing it,Pretty sure this is going both ways.
>You never clearly say "all", but it is heavily implied. It is, I also said in
>>70516 that I need to move to wisconsin because the women I talk to up there aren't that way. For fucks sakes even when you quoted me, I explicitly said "around Chicago".
>you're a big guyfor you, pic related
>lonely guys are drawn into ROK, RP, PUA, and MGTOWI said I was /pol/ (and /k/ and /out/) not /r9k/
>so I don't meet your reqsStill waiting on those pics femanon, that is my decision to make.
No. 70623
>>70617lord
Jumping the gun.
>neet, smoke (instead of vape), have a beard, are 32, 210bs, and not luring 18 year-oldswas meant that he is the opposite of those (he does lure college girls, he vapes not smokes, he's not 32 or 210, does not have a beard [it's really stub or a goatee or whatever, depending])
He owns a t-shirt printing business (it was in Pilsen, but he moved so now it's not), is big into "women are bitches and whores", a RP fag on reddit, has issues with non-profits, etc.
I find him somewhat endearing but pretty basic and uninteresting. His t-shirt business is fantastic though. Whenever I need a custom shirt I go to him.
>I said I was /pol/ (and /k/ and /out/) not /r9k/Don't try to tell me there is no overlap. /pol/ types are intrinsically connected to RP in particular.
>Still waiting on those pics femanon, that is my decision to make.I'm just waiting for a whale to send you pics pretending they're me.
No. 70627
>>70624>chins>not having terrible reputationspic one. I posted my email address earlier in this thread - muhfugen at bixnood.net
>>70623>Don't try to tell me there is no overlap.Of course there is massive overlap, /pol/ is the 2nd largest board on both cuck and cripplechan.
>I'm just waiting for a whale to send you pics pretending they're me.I am too if not only for more (You)s. Sadly for a website of self proclaimed farmers, you seem to be more of cows. I'm still disappointed no one pretended to be you yesterday. Anyways anon, still waiting on them pics, and remember, that we're here forever.
No. 70629
>>70628admin won't ban /r9k/shit, might as well do something about the atrociously selfish shitposting
lack of moderation kills community. if you're going to exist in a socially-moderated community and aren't going to do your part to moderate you might as well not even show up. these two clearly aren't interested in learning anything from each other you might as well tell them to piss off.
No. 70630
>>70629That was pretty low quality shitposting, you should go to /pol/ more often and pay attention to the Australians.
>moderationBecause no one knows how to ban evade? Especially a guy who works in IT? lel
No. 70642
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>>70640confirmed for not having been to /pol/ since the primaries started.
No. 70656
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>taller than me (I'm 5ft9/10)
>has good taste in music
>skinny/at least slightly built
>dark hair and eyes
>knows how to dress himself
>introverted
>medium/longish hair, facial hair is okay as long as it doesnt look like shit
those are the essentials imo.
No. 70671
>>70654You are reading way too much into what was meant to be a one-off post.
I can't believe I let myself get dragged into this.
No. 70762
>>70609Not the person you were responding to, I get what you're saying though but you could have worded that with the less autistic approach.
Also, you're in luck, the majority of the human population fit the criteria to be diagnosed with depression at one point of their lives. In fact, most mental health professionals would agree that it shouldn't be stigmatized as its being as of today–it's not–it's not some unique butterfly woe is me sort of shit that you're making it out to be. (Although there are physiological factors to cause depression which is the insufficient amount of serotonin and norepinephrine)
Also, children are not "blank slates," that's a myth. I'm not even going to bother with this. humandevelopmentpls
No. 70834
>>70829Do you really not understand the difference between a controlled fantasy with a willing partner and a violent act by a stranger?
When you watch TV and you see a superhero fly, do you believe that the actor can fly? Or is he playing a role under scripted circumstances to advance a plot?
No. 70844
>>70834Acting it out with a partner isn't rape though…
Why is this such a big thing with women while they also complain about it so much?
No. 70846
>>70845>Why do men like feet so much? Or shit? Or cross dressing? Or morbid obesity?The report I just read said over half of women admit to having a rape fetish
The fetishes you listed excluding feet are incredibly uncommon and more meme fetishes to gross people out online than anything else
No. 70850
>>70846With any report or study, only a limited number of individuals are used as test subjects. If you are seriously trying to suggest half of women have rape fantasies because one single study said so, then you aren't too bright.
And again, rape fantasies aren't the same as real rape, which is an act of violence. Some adults ageplay during sex, but that doesn't mean they want to actually fuck children.
Chubby chasers seem to be very common from what I seen, and cross dressers/traps. Most fetishists are men. Can you explain why that is? And if you agree feet is popular, then why do men like feet?
No. 70852
>>70850>most fetishists are menOn the contrary, I actually think men are far less depraved than women when it comes to fetishes
Feet are popular because it's a part of a woman's body. Same reason why some women like forearms and shoulders on men. I like the entire female body and that includes feet along with the neck, arms, legs, lips, thighs, hands, etc. I don't see why feet are seen as too weird. I guess when you get into foot worship it gets a bit off.
Also what's your definition of chubby? I see very few actual chubby chasers. Thick? Sure There is a difference
No. 70867
>>70852>On the contrary, I actually think men are far less depraved than women when it comes to fetishesB-but this study I read said that more men are fetishists, including for sadistic ones. How does what you think hold more validity than science?
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/0191886981900933
>Men and women were equally likely to accept and return the questionnaires. Information was also collected concerning sexual behaviour, libido and satisfaction.
>Factor analysis revealed four main types of fantasy: (1) Exploratory (e.g., group sex, promiscuity, homosexuality); (2) Intimate (e.g., kissing, oral sex, outdoor love); (3) Impersonal (e.g., watching others, fetishism, using objects for stimulation); and (4) Sadomasochistic (e.g., whipping or spanking, being forced).
>These four types of fantasy were positively correlated and were all more commonly reported by men"Chubby" includes any kind of overweight. BBW is often a popular category on porn sites, and men mostly look at porn. Hence, most men are attracted to fatties. See?
No. 70869
>>70867Well I've seen many conflicting reports then. For one, just look at any porn site's publications at the end of the year breaking down searches by gender.
Women look at porn just as much as men too nowadays anyway. My guess is women just are less open about their fetishes in surveys/questionnaires because their search terms on porn sites definitely don't correlate here
No. 70872
>>70869I dont know how they divide up searches by gender first off, but if they're going by profiles then that's really fucking skewed. I'd wager maybe 2% of all users have accounts on tube sites. Second off if you actually look at the profiles (idk why I've done this) there are A LOT of accounts clearly run by men roleplaying as women.
Also on this site I'm sure most women probably watch porn, but if you were to do a random sampling of young women, I imagine it would still be a minority who regularly watch
t. Khv
So take this with a grain of salt. Just my thoughts
No. 70873
>>70869Well, you are wrong. This study says so, and it holds more weight than some anon on a farmer's market forum.
More men than women are fetishists, and most men like fatties.
No. 70876
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>>70873There have been a lot of studies all saying very different thing
Okay I'll post a pic and you tell me if she's fat. If so, then yes a sizeable chunk of men like fat chicks I guess. I generally prefer petite, but if you say I like BBW then I guess I like BBW
No. 70877
>>70876You are still wrong, I read many studies that said more men are fetishists. So more men are fetishists.
>I like BBWThanks for finally admitting it. Now if only men irl can be more honest about this shit. It is why I am thin and still single. Men only want to fuck fatass pigs.
No. 70881
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>>70880Okay I've been trolled up until now
Good one
Do you think men are happy when their wife bloats up after marriage?
No. 70883
>>70881I am not trolling. Every couple I see is a man with a fatass, and I live in an area with mostly whites. I have overheard men call thin girls "anorexic." I can't seem to find someone who isn't into fatties.
>Do you think men are happy when their wife bloats up after marriage?Yes, because they marry fatties in the first place.
No. 70884
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>>70880Not that anon, i'm the full /pol/ one but the grills here are pretty much batshit insane when it comes to weight.
>>70581 said she is chubby and sent pic related which from my conversation with her, i'm inclined believe is real
No. 70885
>>70880Damn I'm slow today
Make up your mind. Do white men only like Asian women or obese women? I haven't seen many obese asians in my life. Seems like if they wanted to go for the race with the fattest women they'd go black
No. 70886
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>>70881>>70877>>70876>>70873>>70872>>70869>>70867Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never take the bait when a shitposter or idiot is about and derail a perfectly good thread"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
No. 70887
>>70883>Yes, because they marry fatties in the first place.This is just false kek. When this does happen the wife is normally thin, but then after childbirth bam.
>>70884Quality tummy tbh
No. 70893
>>70884>>70888I don't understand why women think men want literal anorexics like they see in modelling. Petite is fine, thick is fine, but anorexic and obese are just gross
Just maintain a weight normal for you, and you're fine. Geez
Men don't care all that much about this
No. 70895
>>70890>>70887A single frontal pic means nothing. I look thinner at a slight angle ,not because I'm turned, but because you can see my structure far better.
She may have a few pounds she could lose to look leaner but she seems mostly fine, she just has a larger waist. She should work on her tummy with exercise and cut her diet a little to get a more "tone" look.
No. 70896
>>70887I know several fatties that got married while being fatties, so you are wrong.
>>70890We are all anonymous, you idiot. You are most likely mistaking me for another anon.
No. 70898
>>70887>Quality tummy tbhPretty much, I think half the grills here are anoxic or bulimic, and the other half are hambeasts. Yet in my conversation with her she was still whineing about how she has 10lbs of fat she thinks she needs to get rid of. Case in point - see
>>70895. I think its just a vicious cycle of female autism.
No. 70901
>>70898>saying someone could get a tad more toned and muscular is being proanaSo, when I say more men should be 10% BF and lifting, even me, that's being proana?
Fuck off, dweeb.
No. 70903
>>70896Looks fine to me regardless
>>70896>We are all anonymous, you idiot. You are most likely mistaking me for another anon.Well I'd say encountering a similar poster in the same few threads discussing the same topics on a smaller chan puts the odds in my favor
Unless every poster here hates white men, fat women, and asian women to the point of insanity
>>70898I really don't get women's obsession with weight, at all. I have never seen any straight men encouraging it
>>70901Not proana necessarily. But the girl in the pic really doesn't have any sort of issue with her tummy. In fact it's pretty cute looking
No. 70904
>>70893>I don't understand why women think men want literal anorexics like they see in modellingSo you rather have some fatty than a hot supermodel?
>thick is fineThick is synonymous with fat. So you admit men like fatties?
No. 70907
>>70904Well generally I don't find supermodels attractive tbh
I prefer a more casual look, look pissed off all the time, and are borderline anorexic. There is a middle ground between obese and anorexia you know
If you're so concerned post a pic. I'm sure you're fine.
>thick is synonymous with fatAs I've said I prefer more petite women, but there is definitely a difference between thick and obese, at least in my mind.
No. 70909
>>70884>>70898Basically this
>>70895In her profile she might have pudge she wants to cut down on. Maybe her thighs are jiggly. If she wants to lose 10lb it would mostly because she wants to tone up
No. 70910
>>70909I think this is the case of being your own worst critic tbh
I can't imagine a man would be interested in a girl, see she has a tiny bit of pudge, and instantly be turned off to her.
No. 70912
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>>70909>If she wants to lose 10lb it would mostly because she wants to tone upMuscle weighs more than fat
No. 70923
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If you find this attractive then you're gay
No way around it
Bit of an extreme case, but guys don't want girls with abs
No. 70928
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>>70924>>70920Speak for yourselves. I'm sure many men would prefer this to a completely non-toned skinnychub body.
No. 70929
>>70917>not be fat (or chubby)Okay, but if that is true, then why do men watch BBW porn and marry fatties? One anon I assume is male was at least honest about liking fatties here
>>70876>I like BBW Why can't other men be honest about liking fatties?
No. 70932
>>70929>then why do men watch BBW pornsame reason people watch scat porn, its a fetish. the only people who actively go after BBWs are fatties who can't do better and nogs because its their only chance at getting white wimmin
> Why can't other men be honest about liking fatties?Did you look at his pic? Because thats not at all what he said, his pic wasnt of a fattie
No. 70933
>>70928I'd take non-toned skinny chub body over that. I don't mean to sound creepy to the girl,but
>>70884 is pretty ideal tbh
>>70929I was memeing about bbw, but okay
Also where do you get the idea that the majority of men are watching bbw porn?
No. 70935
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>>70930I said speak for yourselves as I'm a man. You have such a general apathy towards health and such low standards, that you fetishize average. I'd hope that a man would try his best to be healthy and have actually proficient strength, same with women.
No. 70936
>>70934>densedat projection. stop telling men what they find attractive. you're the exact same thing as those hambeast feminists going on and on about muh curves.
>>70935looks like a jew
No. 70942
>>70931But it is still more men than women. And the study I linked above said more men than women are fetishists, so of course they would fetishize weight on a much larger scale.
>>70932But men are the majority of fetishists. And all of the men I have seen with fatties are white, so.
>>70933Because BBW is a popular category on most porn sites, and pretty much all men watch porn. Also "high test" threads on /fit/, etc.
No. 70944
>>70938How the hell does it look masculine? It's an obviously feminine body shape, but with some muscle on top of that, accentuating the shape, not obstructing it. A muscular man and woman look worlds apart, unless you're going for bodybuilders/specialized lifters.
Muscles are not an inherently masculine trait.
No. 70948
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>>70942>Also "high test" threads on /fit/, etc.Okay just so we can cut to the chase. Post a woman you consider the cutoff for fat
I also find it hard to believe you've only seen fat women with white men unless you've only seen white men in your life.
>>70944Not the guy you're replying to, but muscles are just unattractive on women to me. Sure muscles aren't solely a masculine trait, but I can't help finding them a big turn off
No. 70950
>>70944>Muscles are not an inherently masculine trait.It is. Just as most men dont want hairy women, as being hairy is a masculine trait, most men dont want women with 6 pack abs.
>>70946#2 is as far as i'd want to go, and if you added another 10lbs of muscle on to that it'd look like a dude in a bikini. the only thing #3 has going for it is that she has more of an hour glass figure which looks to be because she is arching her back. and anyways corsets can give a far greater hourglass figure than anyone could get naturally anyways.
No. 70954
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so what about this one then?
No. 70957
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New posts/topic when? I'm lonely and bored
No. 70962
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ideal guy tbh
No. 70963
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Okay I was browsing 4chan on my toilet and found this pic
Quality stomach here
Ignore her being Asian because I'm tired of that argument
To close. Femanon's stomach above is high quality and men dont like abs nor the morbidly obese
No. 70967
>>70962best friend is dating a sperg who looks like this
he's gross
No. 70968
>>70966she wouldn't. the same reason she doesn't put on a pound of makeup "for herself" while she is planning to spend a day at home forever alone.
>>70967why would a man ever take a picture of himself with a stuffed animal is beyond me unless they're a furry
No. 70974
>>70948>I also find it hard to believe you've only seen fat women with white men unless you've only seen white men in your life. I live in an area with mostly whites. The white men I see are always with fat women. I try to go out with white men, but they either turn me down because they "don't want to fuck skeletons," or tell me I should eat more. So white men seem to be really into fatties. But also seeing the popularity of BBWs and how most men are fetishists, it seems to be something most men like.
>>70963>nor the morbidly obeseThen why do they like BBW porn, fetishize weight, and marry fatties?
No. 70976
>>70974Post pic
You make it sound like you're anorexic. If you're just regulsrly thin then I doubt any of this happened
No. 70982
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>>70981> put on some makeup, and wear decent clothes even if I'm at homeGood goy.
No. 70983
>>70975She is the same girl
Pretty qt body iirc
No. 70985
>>70976The fact you assume I am anorexic because I am thin is really telling. Men are so brainwashed by media and your BBW porn that you automatically jump to "anorexia" if someone is a healthy weight.
>>70978It isn't just where I live, though. I have seen white men online say they are into fatties.
No. 70987
>>70985>I have seen white men online say they are into fatties.This clearly means all white men are into fatties if you saw a few people online say it
I really can't see people saying this to you if you're anything but anorexic
Still waiting on the pic of your cut off for fat
No. 70991
>>70986Why should I have to post a pic? Most men are fetishists so it would be no surprise that most fetishize weight. Why can't you just admit the truth?
>>70987If I post a fatty, you would probably just fap to it.
No. 70992
>>70991I fapped just about 15 min ago
I'll be able one fatty pic
No. 70994
>>70991>If I post a fatty, you would probably just fap to it.Do I really need to post a pic of me ejaculating on to a picture of
>>70884. I swear to god i'll do it just to make her cringe.
No. 70996
>>70985BBW porn is not the mainstream and most men hate fat women. Most of the people who ran r/fatpeoplehate were men.
What do you consider BBW? Are we talking tess-holiday tier or just someone who isn't a size 4?
No. 70997
>>70996We've been trying to get her to clarify this for hours
I think she's just trolling at this point.
I don't know how you can get to the point where you think men won't date you because you're a healthy weight
No. 71002
>>70992Ok, so you'll fap later in an hour. I know how porn-addicted you men are. Regardless, I am not your fatty finder. You will have to find your own whales to get off to.
>>70996>BBW porn is not the mainstream and most men hate fat womenThen why is BBW a popular category on most porn sites? Most men watch porn.
>>70997>I don't know how you can get to the point where you think men won't date you because you're a healthy weightBecause most men marry fatties, and I am thin. How many times do I have to repeat this? Why can't men be honest for once instead of just blowing off the truth as trolling?
No. 71004
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>>71002>Then why is BBW a popular category on most porn sites? Most men watch porn.Except it isnt
No. 71016
>>71004>>71006Nice meme graphs.
Doesn't change the truth. Most couples I see are thin man, fat woman. I hear men talk about liking fatties too.
>>71011All the porn sites I have seen have it as a category. And most men are fetishists and fetishize weight.
No. 71021
>>71016You're just seeing what you want to see, because to you, being thin is the only thing holding you back from getting a man.
Did you think that maybe your personality is so terrible that men would rather date big girls than go for you?
No. 71024
>>71019It is still a category, so thanks for proving my point.
>>71021Except I have had men turn me down directly because of my weight, and I have seen men online say they like fatties. Combined with studies confirming more men being fetishists and media trying to push for fat acceptance, of course they would fetishize weight.
Personality is a meme, men mostly care about physical appearance.
No. 71283
>>71166>Implying you could rape a strong, powerful anon who can summon the power of the elements like meha
ha
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No. 71457
>>25675my current boyfriend is pretty ideal but in general:
>indo-european or east asian>educated>employed full time>at least 5'7">lean to muscular body>goes to the gym regularly (i do too)>likes outdoorsy shit like hiking, camping, etc>into scifi, horror & fantasy>center-left politicallyi don't have any particular preferences for skin or hair color but i do really like green & blue eyes
i'm a brown girl fyi
No. 71575
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I already have a girlfriend who i'm happy with so I'll list that
>Pale skin
I love pale skin, simple as that
>petite/pear shape
That means thick thighs, big ass, petite upper body.
I'm an "ass guy"
>Dark hair
I don't like light coloured hair, I just don't. I've never dated a blonde, red head, or whatever since i never found them that much attractive.
>Big cheeks
I like round bunny cheeks and baby fat cheeks cause they're cute.
>Loyal/honest
I guess most people want that
>obedient
I'm dominant and possessive.
>Kinky/submissive
Again, dominant.
last but not least
>No niggers, weebs, white trash.
I'm cool with mix raced since I'm a mix myself I just can't stand black girls, weeaboos, or white trash.
No. 72087
>>71457Are you me? It's kind of eery almost
Only difference is the center left part. I dont care about his politics as long as it isn't /pol/-tier retardation or the leftist equivalent
Light eyes make me melt and my current bf has the most beautiful blue eyes. Kind of cheesy, but on the first date I just kept forgetting to talk while looking in his eyes
Anyways, good taste
No. 72088
>>72084degenerates
>>72065And to follow up, see my post here
>>70147 where I said my requirements were that I want a grill to "not be fat (or chubby)" to which she replied that she didnt meet my requirements because she "gained 10lb since September" in
>>70581, and emailed me a pic you can see
>>70884. As I said, its the mans choice to make, especially when its the mans requirement. And why is it the mans choice? Because women can get hysterical or insecure about things, and you end up with auschwitz tier skeleingtons.
Wanting to be fit/thin is of course much better than being a landwhale, but you should always ask a man for confirm something instead of being insecure and holding yourself back over a non issue.
No. 72691
>>27786Keanu Reeves got the
>I started taking propecia when it was starting to get noticeable hairline
No. 73319
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dream girl
No. 73323
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No. 73364
>>73319Boring blonde girl that dyes her hair etcetcetc
She is pretty but boring without makeup and all the extras probably.
No. 73368
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Yazoo could beat this puthy up. I'll be his mother.
No. 73439
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>tfw all lolcow cuties either want a submissive cuck or an anime watching faggot
i'll never find a qt gf
anyways here are my gf preferences and requirements
requirements
>feminine, supportive, warm
>takes care of herself (not fat, anorexic etc)
>non-extreme beliefs of any kind
>knows how to do makeup
>knows how to cook
>doesnt smoke
preferences
>not too tall or too short (5'7 - 5'10)
>long hair
>/fit/
>doesnt wear glasses
>doesnt watch anime
No. 73445
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>>73442nothing wrong with wanting a guy who takes care of himself as long as you also take care of yourself
L I T E R A L L Y any girl can meet requirements I listed with a little effort. preferences on the other hand are not requirements - every guy wants a /fit/ gf just like every girl wants a 6'2'' chad who makes 10k a day but that doesnt mean she wouldnt date anyone else. why do you think my standards are too high?
No. 73453
>>73445I do not
But loser nerds do. Even though I am fit myself. every time I talk to a guy that likes me and he tells me what kind of guy i like I say exactly what you say and then he rages. EVEN THOUGH I SAID FIT IS NOT A REQUIREMENT. Ah well, it doesn't really matter, but its really painful to be called shallow when you're not.
No. 73457
>>73453Do you exclusively talk to men from /r9k/ or something?
You say they like you, so that's probably why they get upset. You're describing a man that isn't them, letting them know that they're not what you'd want in a man. They're insecure and emotionally immature so they get upset about it.
No. 73624
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>tfw never gonna be someone's ideal ever
>forever have to live with the fact that you were born to be alone
No. 80365
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She ought to be white.
I don't have autism about her "needing to be a virgin" or whatever, but I don't want to be with a girl who has had black or brown partners in the past. An asian is fine provided she isn't a weeb (think Dakota, Mira etc).
Has a good relationship with her parents, especially her father.
Doesn't just vegetate in front of a computer or TV for hours and call it a "hobby" (acceptable if you're a designer or artist though).
Isn't a "I love porn just like guys do!" girl.
Likes kids and wants them.
Likes animals.
Is ok with giving me head even if I don't want to give her head.
No. 80368
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>>80367>no one will ever love youToo late for that.
>everyones life would be better without yout. girl with no marketable skills.
No. 80528
>>80380How to lose your gf's respect for you as a man: Get down on your knees and give her oral
She'll stop respecting you as a man after this and will go to the nearest frat/ghetto to get Chad or Tyrone (maybe both) because she wants an alpha male who will treat her right
No. 80542
>>80540>>80541Classic female taqiyya right here
Dont listen to women when they say what they "want"
They're just trying to fit into society's expectations of them. In reality they just want an alpha man to boss them around, bend them over, and have their way with her.
No. 80553
>>80531Do you honestly think a woman wrote that?
>>80543It's like robots are determined to be the most unattractive partners ever
I used to think you all were trolls but now I just feel really bad for you. You guys just can't help shitting the board up, you're like incontinent puppies.
No. 80577
>>80553They honestly are like this. You know this one male cousin/acquaintance/etc that always stays inside, has no friends and can't maintain eye contact like a human being? The one that dresses like a slob and tries to tell your elderly aunt about anime? The one time a year you see him crawl out of his messy tip of a room, he's wearing clothing fit for a teenage boy, at the grand age of 29.
Of course they're angry at women. They're angry at everyone and everything, and most of all themselves. Pity them. Like you would pity an incel.
No. 194542
>>25675I prefer girls who are taller and curvier than me. I tend to be attracted to brown/black girls most often, but I like tan white/asian girls too. I want a partner with smoothish skin (hormonal acne happens but if they have straight up shitty texture from being a slob/unhealthy that makes them older looking i'm not attracted), medium to long hair, well groomed, athletic enough (isn't completely out of shape), simple feminine style (generic looking baddie, goth, hipster, ect shit is bearable but annoying, especially since every lesbian I meet seems to be ""edgy""), pretty teeth and smile. I don't really care about specifics like lip size, boobs, ect as long as the girl is generally clean, well kept, healthy looking. As long as we have stuff in common and our personalities/beliefs/lifestyles mesh the rest is whatever.
No. 194594
Physically I like girls who are small and skinny with decent hips and ass shape. Breast shape is also more important than size. She can't be completely flat but if they have some perk and it fits the overall package then it's fine if they're on the smaller side. I'm a pretty skinny guy myself so I like girls who are tiny and make me feel like a big strong dude in comparison. It's pretty dumb but that's just how I feel.
Personality wise, I love talkative girls who have dry and dark humor or who don't mind dark jokes but who are cheerful overall and can poke fun at the absurdities and horrors of existence. They have to be smart and preferably full of energy. Too often, especially when I'm alone for a long time I'm prone to being a lazy son of a bitch and I like people who are always on the go and looking to do stuff because it gets me going and when I occupy my days with lots of fun things I feel much better than when I sit around and do nothing.
I want to be able to bounce ideas off of someone and not be held back by social taboos, someone with a fairly thick skin who won't take offense unless offense was intended. I value truth and honesty and I respect anyone who can tell someone they love a hard truth and my ideal partner would make me a better person by serving as an outside perspective that will see things that I'm too close to to see properly. She must have a strong ethical core and be a good person and have idiosyncratic views on things, not just accept values without examining them for herself.
I think there should be a proper back and forth in terms of emotional support, I don't want someone to baby me and I don't want to constantly be taking care of someone who's dependent upon me for their entire self esteem, they should be able to do things independently and be fine with me doing things that they don't want to do. That to me is a normal healthy relationship where people function as two individuals in a union where they both bring their strengths and weaknesses to the table and both benefit, however trust takes time to build. When things go too fast it just makes me uncomfortable, it always has so I want a girl that doesn't mind taking a while to get intimate both physically and emotionally.
Basically I want someone who's smaller than me, cuter than me, younger than me, more intelligent than me, more cheerful and energetic and organized than me who can stand up for herself and be her own person. That's not too much too ask, right?
No. 194599
>>194595i especially loved the delusion level of
>>194594. what would a stunning, intelligent woman like he describes have anything to do with someone who would describe a partner as if he's having a sex doll built to order and has "idiosyncratic views" (i.e. most possibly racist, sexist edgelord)?
No. 194625
>>194599You're doing nothing but projecting your obvious hatred of men right now. This is the ideal partner thread. How dare this sexist man follow the guidelines in the OP and specify his physical preferences?! That's clearly sexist and against the rules! And saying he wants her to think for herself?! What an obvious racist sexist edgelord! I'm totally not just projecting my hatred of men and strawmanning super hard right now!
Relax. It's an ideal partner thread, so you're allowed to describe your ideal partner.
>>194595This is an anonymous imageboard so who cares how much you write? You still act like you're insecure about protecting your internet image. That doesn't exist in this format. In the next thread I can be as laconic or verbose as I want to be and people will judge me based just on the content of my post. This format is liberating and egalitarian so you should get with the program and loosen up and post however the fuck you want and stop bitching about how someone else chooses to express themselves in an anonymous format.
No. 194640
Appearance: A bit taller than me (5'8ish), skinny, small breasts and nice ass. Short hair going a bit under her ears, slightly curly. Don't care about skin colour, and I think pimples are cute, so I wouldn't mind her having some.
Personality: Shy and introvert. The usual "qt shy gf" personality. Share interests and has other interests that she'd be willing to show me. Very affectionate and likes to cuddle when we're together, but couldn't be too clingy because I'm kinda busy. Is more of an indoors person and doesn't like parties, but likes to go out every now and then. Virgin because she has been shy througout high school but sex drive matches mine (wants to have sex almost everyday that we spend together, once a day). p-please don't make fun of me this is an ideal partner thread Plays an instrument so we could play some easy stuff that we both like together. I think intelligence is overrated. Being smart would be a bonus, but I think kindness is a more important trait. Someone who doesn't get resented for other people and tries to have a general positive outlook about life and tries to help other people. And, of course, loves me.
No. 194716
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My dream girl /gif/
I'm a lesbian and it's too bad I'll never find a cute gay girl to love in my trashy ass " people of walmart " area. Tbh I would also want a black gf because they have this vibe that i absolutely love. A lot black girls are just so carefree and i know it's not a characteristic limited to a certain race, but they do it the best. I actually would date most girls, excluding Tammy and Amy clones. It's always a plus if they are into nerdy ass shit. A girl can dream.
No. 199173
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I want a qt shy bf that looks like pic related
No. 199181
>>194625I agree with this anon, the point of the thread is to describe your ideal partner. I think there are very few people out there who would "deserve" someone who meets all of their idealized standards
that being said anon you should try to get less upset at what random girls on the internet write about
No. 199192
>A bit older than me
>A bit on the tubby side, shut up it's cute
>Average height, dark hair, and cool eyes, like heterochromia or something
>Enjoys the same things I do, video games like Pokemon and Sonic (guilty pleasure, pls no bully) and tv shows like Sailor Moon and PPG, just a lot of 80's and 90's nostalgic stuff
>He's an artist, writer, filmmaker, very creative type
>Despite his talents he's a bit shy, especially around girls
>Someone I can pamper and spoil and lavish my attention on
>Has great fashion sense
>Has a cool name with even cooler initials
>Has that Goku Get-em' Attitude
No. 199206
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>>199192A cool name like Aiden Shadow Storm (A.S.S.), mayhaps?
Or…C.W.C.?
No. 199214
>>199206Fuck youre right. She described chris chan. Thats a 100% Chrissy description.
We have found you a tomgirl :)
No. 199215
>>199206now im not sure if that was a legit post or we were trolled.
>>70884>this post is a year old>tfw ull never go to riot fest with anyoneshit nigga
No. 199234
>>199233I'm incredibly drawn to people who never get the joke. Idk why, it's ver charming when someone is stiff (and not in a shy way) in more playful social situations.
Maybe I watched movie as a kid with robot/alien who acts like that and it just stucked with me.
No. 199264
>>199220>skinny without bones showingso… not skinny but average?
>>199239probably the only decent answer ive seen for the girls. nice taste anon
No. 199294
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>Brown
>Dorky, but also cute
That'll do it for me
No. 199491
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>>41171Male ideal
>younger than me>shorter than me (i'm 5'9)>blonde or light brown hair>brown or green eyes>freckles>not fat>playful, innocent>femininebasically a shota (but legal!)
No. 199492
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>>199491Oops quoted the wrong post but whatever
Female ideal
>same age or older>nice>not too high sex drive>similar sense of humor>black, brown or blonde hair>green or brown eyes>freckles>likes vidya >outdoorsypic related is one of many girls i find very attractive
No. 199499
>>199491glad to see another shota lover!
everything looks good on ur list except the shorter bullet
Id want him to be the same height as me considering I'm just 5 ft
No. 199541
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>>199532For what it's worth, I'm actually white and female. Suppose I could always take this to the Unpopular Preferences thread in /g/.
No. 201607
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A good housewife who is able to home school our children and tend to our permaculture garden, which I'll happily help with as it's both important and relaxing. Normal looking is okay, as long as she healthy, not used goods and white ofcourse.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 201608
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Someone tall, brunette, and looks like Caroline Munro. British is optional.
No. 201613
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My type:
-Extroverted
-Cuddly and affectionate
-High sex drive
-Taller than me but not huge (I'm 5'2")
-Same age as me
-Likes animals
-Slim with a little muscle
-Mid length to long hair, the longer the better
-Race doesn't matter, but handsome/pretty Asian dudes are very welcome
No. 201616
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>Same height as me or taller
>Affectionate but independent
>pretty boy with good sense of fashion
>Like being taken care of
>Has interesting hobbies and a good social life
>Moan loudly in bed
>Let me play with his nipples and maybe his butthole
sigh… I just want to body worship a cute guy and make him moan like a girl.
No. 201620
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Perfect girl is basically opposite of me.
>Taller 5'8-5'11
>Short hair but not pixie short
>Tattoos
>Kind of low voice
>Some curves not flat
>Doesn't care about politics
>Dominant
Similar to the pic
No. 202350
Blonde, blue eyes, roundish face, pale but not japanese selfie app filter pale, it looks unnatural to me, could tan if she wants, average body or chubby, as in not small or too thick thighs, hips, not extremely small or too big waist, small pooch, B-D boobs, proportional butt, big eyes and long eyelashes, feminine personality that goes well with mine
sasha pieterse is a perfect example, maybe because I grew up having a lesbian crush on her in PLL, even with her weight gain, usually when girls are too thin I am afraid to break them or if she is extremely curvy I feel jelly, but I find the average body the most attractive anyway, like the shit you'd see in a biology text book, not tumblr aesthetic blog
No. 202378
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>>201616Same. I love feminine guys and I want one as a partner. And since I'm bisexual, I also love masculine women, although I like lipstick women as well.
never a masculine guy though, lol No. 202472
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>tfw you lived your life in the closet and you'll never get a cool sassy farmer girlfriend with thick thighs
No. 202474
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For guys:
>very tall (185+ cm)
>fit, broad frame
>"viking" look (don't know how to explain it, sorry)
>takes care of himself, but not into metrosexual territory
Examples: Jason Momoa, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hopper, Clive Standen
For girls:
>blonde, long hair
>tall (175+ cm)
>fit, I like to see the outline of biceps, abs etc.
>B cups is the perfect size for me
>dresses casual, feminine but not really into clothes and makeup (your sporty type I guess)
>in her twenties, type of beauty is "hot, mature" rather than "cute, youthful" (pic related)
>takes you to the gym and trains you
>gropes you a lot
For both:
>shares most of their interests with you
>moderate to high sex drive
>funny, extroverted, likes pranks
>don't cheat
>supportive, caring, would stick up for you anytime
>political beliefs should be left-y
>travels with you a lot
>goes hiking with you
>go camping together
No. 202534
>>202350I wish there were more people with your preferences body and skin wise
it seems people always love the too thin, or thick, chubby, too/unrealistically curvy, too pear shaped etc etc, never what's realistic which is in between
same goes for skin, everyone either wants that paper white skin or tan glowing ig model skin, , nowadays the worse thing your body could do in terms of looks is be average
kinda ot but yeah
No. 202689
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a nice older native american man who will cook me breakfast in the morning <3 but also let me peg him
ideally he has a british accent but this will never happen of course
for female probably a short curvy (not fat or chubby) girl with annie clarkes hair that has a wicked sense of humour
>>199294this is cute also
No. 202897
Guys
>taller than me (I'm 5.8 and I like to wear high heels) big in general, but not fat
>white, but eye colour and complexion don't matter that much
>broad shoulders and big hands
>preferably short hair
>slight stubble
>tattoos are allowed, piercings not so much
>kind and caring personality
>funny and sweet
>prefers to go hiking or stay at home instead of parties
>likes to travel
>doesn't complain about my fashion choices (and I really won't care about his)
>likes animals
>not concerned with politics
>smoking is ok for me
Basically, I'm happy as long as he's nice and kind, taller than me and not ugly.
Girls
>also taller than me and curvy (still not fat)
>long, wavy hair
>race does not matter
>feminine, but strong
>fun, outgoing personality
>likes to stay at home and read a book
>can cook and bake
>likes fashion, books and art and likes to discuss them with me
>also kind, patient and caring
No. 203082
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Male
>> white
>> Long hair (atleast shoulder lenght and dark)
>> Thick brows and intense green or blue eyes
>> Thin or buff
>> moderate height atleast 170cm tall nut i prefer 180cm+
>> Big manly hands that can cover my whole face
>> Is kind of a selfish dick but still a good person, liked by everyone, super charismatic, hilariously funny
>> medium-big dick
>> big jaws and defined cheekbones
>> loves animals and metal music
>> plays and instrument and tries to impress me with it
Female
>> Brunette long preferrebly wavy to slight curl
>> slightly tan skin but still white
>> heavy brow, any eyecolour but i prefer green or hazel
>> big boobs and thin body but not spoopy
>> older than me 30-45
>> highly intelligent, is a teacher, historian or a shrink
>> raspy sexy deep voice hnng
>> short(5'4) to medium tall (5'6)
>> gets flustered around me
>> tries to impress me