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No. 148891

Previous thread >>138339

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly,creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.


first time i saw him was in Sin City, had a crush ever since.

No. 148899

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Bet he's really good with his fingers

No. 148911

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Continuing from the last thread, James Spader in Secretary tho

No. 148917

Since we're allowed to continue from the last thread I'm posting mine again, PPP/People's Populist Press. I don't think he's that well known around here but he's a fairly well known Youtuber in certain spheres. I'm hooked on him, he's so funny and charismatic. His trolling behavior is hysterical, I love his voice, I love that he hunts alt right weirdos to an autistic level and I think he looks cute. Whenever people try to insult him by calling him a virgin, fat, ugly, etc, saying he couldn't have ever had a girlfriend, it's frustrating.

No. 148920

>>148911
James Spader was cute in his prime! I first crushed on him in PIP. I guess if you were attracted to how he looks now it would be unconventional. Oh how the mighty fall.

No. 148929

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if you remember 2012 tumblr, I hope you understand

No. 148932

>>148899
I discovered his channel recently, and started bing-watching his videos, and now all of a sudden I see him pop up on lc lol
But I agree, I'm also weirdly attracted to him

No. 148938

>>148911
this movie was trash but he definitely had his moments

No. 148948

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I’m ashamed.

No. 148949

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Rewatching breaking bad and early seasons Saul with his terrible hair are really doing it for me

No. 148951

>>148949
I lust after him bad in Better Call Saul, but I know that I’m truly only attracted to his wig.

No. 148954

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one in the mouth
one in the pussy
one in the ass

No. 148956

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Dean-a-ling-a-ling! Just the once though.

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>>148956
I thought this was Steven Soderbergh at first

No. 148969

>>148968
…whom I wouldn't mind fucking, actually

No. 148970

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All the guys from Taskmaster season 7. Plus Greg

No. 148979

>>148970
Correct

No. 148980

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I want to fuck young bernie so bad…

No. 149014

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Just picture yourself laying by his side and cuddling him, putting your hand over his hair…

No. 149015

>>149014
>>148980
Imagine the soft, gentle kisses they’d leave across your skin as they worship every part of your body together in a passion-fueled, forbidden ménage a trois, their rough sandpaper hands roaming your curves with deft precision yet desperate yearning

No. 149029

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>>148917
>285 subscribers on YouTube
>Posted 2 times in a row
>He's semi-famous, so cute, smart and not a virgin at all uwu

You're not subtle as you think, fat scrote.

No. 149031

>>149029
I don’t know how to prove to you I’m not him. His channels are constantly deleted for TOS breaking antics but his new channel already has 3k subs. https://www.youtube.com/user/C0mm1ssar

He’s streamed with Null and Mister Metokur and has single handed destroyed the career of The Ralph Retort. If you know who those names are you know who this guy is.

No. 149032

>>149015
lol did you just they/them the bern

No. 149033

>>149032
That’s all you took away from that?

No. 149035

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>>149031
>He’s streamed with Null and Mister Metokur and has single handed destroyed the career of The Ralph Retort. If you know who those names are you know who this guy is.

No. 149039

>>149035
I’m not saying those things make him special or a good person, I’m explaining how people know him. You’re acting like I’ve posted him in the conventional attractiveness thread, I’m very aware of how he’s seen by others

No. 149042

>>149032
>ménage à trois
It's third person plural

No. 149068

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>>149014
>>149015
>>149042
this thread sometimes i swear
i love it but i fucking hate it

No. 149076

>>149014
Trump was always hideous. At least Biden and Bernie were cute when they were younger.

No. 149077

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Speaking of politicians that were hot when they were younger

No. 149087

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>>148929
I do understand, but what happened on 2012 tumblr in relation to being horny for Colin Mochrie?

No. 149089

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>>148970
I'm attracted to Alex Horne and Josh Widdicombe, they're both cute to me

No. 149092

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>>149089
I want josh widdicombe and james acaster to tag team me

No. 149098

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Emma's stepdad Mr. Simpson from Degrassi TNG always made me feel… interesting things.

No. 149103

>>149099
Dang tho

No. 149110

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>>149103
the photographer did a series for venice film festival 2017 btw, sadly there's only one photo per actor and actress

the sam rockwall and chloë sevigny shots are my other favs

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/photos/2017/09/venice-film-festival-portraits-2017

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No. 149112

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>>149110
i hated myself for finding him hot as hell as the psychopath in the green mile

No. 149113

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>>149112
after seeing them both in the 00s charlies angels movies, i realized one of my exes looks like a crosshybrid of him and luke wilson. thanks i hate myself

No. 149120

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>>149110
i hated this movie but i felt a weird attraction to rockwell as this dipshit racist cop. i have no idea what is wrong with me.

No. 149122

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>>149120
oh also as a gay nazi in jojo rabbit

No. 149125

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>>148954
god they make me want a weird performance artist bf so bad

No. 149129

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He's a smug conservative asshole, but I'm torn between wanting to peg him and wanting him to step on me while telling me what a disgusting goy I am.

No. 149130

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Ugh, treat me doctor, I'm sick with horny

No. 149140

>>149129
He's like a pudgy baby faced Onion

No. 149176

>>149129
Looks like kalvin garrah in this pic lol

No. 149223

>>148917
Kinda agree, I've watched him since before the whole NP2 thing I've also been a fan of Godwinson from his Jahans videos. They make a good duo. Even if Godwinson has a habit of taking over people.

Only thing is PPP does seem kinda incelish, I believe he was at one point unironically a fan of CRP and Molymeme. He also throws around some mgtow lingo in his videos.

LOL gonna throw in Surfer as my unconventional male attraction despite him being a complete sped. I just love cooking with Surfer.

No. 149239

>>149223
Thank you, I knew someone else here would know who PPP is. I think Godwinson is very conventionally attractive, his friendship with PPP is so strange, its really compelling. Surfer is good looking but he really does seem like he's lacking parts of his brain (which I'm sure has its own strange appeal.) Idk if PPP is incel, he's all over the place. I think he just love general chaos and seeks out people with chaotic weird energy like he has. He's explicitly condemned white supremacists but he's had them on his show. I think he's just a lolcow who's biggest hobby is following other lolcows

No. 149243

>>149129
please anon you deserve better

No. 149244

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I love him so so so much. I always fantasize about him coming to interview me for one of his documentaries- this one, however, will not be BBC approved. It will get X rated.

No. 149245

>>149244
Haven you seen the one he did about porn? I think he does some photoshoots there.

No. 149246

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>>149077
For you, Boris Anon

No. 149247

>>149244
>>149245
I was about to say this, he has a Weird Weekends doc where he joins a swingers party and he literally gets naked

No. 149249

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>>148954
same idea but with these 3
actors or characters, doesn't matter

No. 149254

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I think he has a very cute smile. Forgive me y'all

No. 149259

>>149254

That's disgusting anon, but he does have a cute smile kek

No. 149264

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>>149246
Here’s boris and some more bullingdon cuties

No. 149271

>>149249
I feel this, anon

No. 149297

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Nux from Mad Max:Fury Road (honestly all of the war boys are cute to me)

No. 149336

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>>149125
yeah tbh. just the right amount of being submerged in internet counterculture while still remaining self-aware and creative
need me a freak like that

No. 149337

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>>149297
the war boys are ADORABLE, just crazy little idiots, i loved nux and slit

No. 149338

>>149337
>>149297
cute… I gotta watch this movie

No. 149342

>>148954
resnick can give me lynks disease any day. show me what you do with those sculptor's hands.

No. 149344

>>149342
I can’t tell if his macrophilia thing is purely ironic or has any truth to it but I would happily step all over him and fulfill any of his domination fantasies

No. 149345

>>148980
damn he looks like my ex, maybe it's a sign we should get back together.

No. 149439

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I didn't get it before the benzodiazepines thing but now I would put his head in my lap and feed him vegetables or something.

No. 149447

>>149439
Sorry anon he is not allowed to eat vegetables because it wakes the feminine chaos dragon and we can't have that.

No. 149503

My legs are wide open

No. 149519

>>149439
I was there too anon. But now he has a literal brain damage

No. 149541

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>>149503
yesssss good taste

No. 149542

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>>149541
actually i take it back all of them

No. 149544

>>149542

Omg I miss this era of alt culture so much

No. 149559

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I have never given a shit about sports in my life but I could listen to him talk about them for hours.

No. 149575

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I think his eyepatch is cute idk why.

No. 149580

>>149575
Budget Big Boss

No. 149583

>>149580

nta but this made me kek so hard

No. 149603

>>148948
I thought this was a skinnier Chris-chan.

No. 149635

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Phillip Seymour Hoffman in Jack Goes Boating.

No. 149639

>>149635
for me its Philip Seymour Hoffman in literally any role or film. I remember seeing him in his underwear in a film when I was 10 years old and I've been a shameless chubby chaser since then

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No. 149731

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I’m so attracted to Jon Bois.

No. 149784


No. 149792

>>149731
I don't know who he is but I like his message

No. 149795

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Since we’re on politicians…Anthony Weiner…I watched the doc “Weiner” and I know he’s a creep and treated his wife so badly but there’s just something about his fiery, no nonsense attitude

No. 149803

>>149795
you're not alone anon

No. 149824

>>149337
slit is objectively conventionally attractive though, the actor who plays him is a 10/10

No. 149827

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No. 149841

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I hate myself

No. 149849

>>149827
who is this? he looks big and stupid, i like it.

No. 149850

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>>149824
This is really considered a 10/10? I guess it's no wonder I'm into hot manlets with cute faces because this guy doesn't do anything for me. He looks kinda like my grandpa.

No. 149851

>>149849
trainwreckstv

No. 149870

>>149827
yeah yeah, ok yeah. yeah. i'm pretty sure he does roids so i bet he'd be good in bed

No. 149879

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the guy on the left from the irish rap trio kneecap. there's a clip of him ragging on brits on twitter. ngl that's lowkey my type. love me a man who hates imperialism and is in touch with his own culture.

No. 149938

>>149824
>>149850
not really

especially not with that makeup and tumor prosthetics they both had on

No. 149980

>>149841
David Spade is absolutely conventionally attractive

No. 149981

>>149795
It’s been years and Carlos Danger still makes me kek
>>149575
I hate him and everything he stands for but ngl, the eyepatch is a sick look. Idk why people who have lost an eye don’t rock an eyepatch more often.

No. 149983

>>149980
?????????????

No. 149984

>>149980
Gimme some of what you’re smoking

No. 149985

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>>149827
Idk I think he's kinda cute too, anon. He looks like a dumber, discount brand Jon Bernthal.

No. 150006

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I hate this man and I hate that I find him attractive, when I first saw him I thought he was Young Ma or a FTM, he's disgusting, a pedophile and I hope he burns in hell, yet I find him attractive.
I wish the worst for him and I apologize to everyone.

It's same thing with my attraction to Nicki minaj, I hate them both but I just find them amazing to look at when I see them.
Again, I apologize anons. I feel disgusting even admitting it.

No. 150007

>>150006
listen, nicki’s titties be tittying. i get it.

No. 150008

>>150007
nyart, but yes. I didn’t get it until I saw the trollz vid

No. 150013

>>150008
What's a nyart?

No. 150019

>>150013
it's supposed to be "ntayrt", "not the anon you're replying to". but anon is a weeb so she typed nyart.

No. 150022

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i really don't understand why i'm attracted to him but here we are

No. 150023

>>150022
omg lol

No. 150025

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>>150022
Kek, i love this guys tiktok account. He doesn't look bad when he's not making that painful face





There's no denying that he was handsome in his heyadays, but I wouldn't mind fucking president era Bill

No. 150041

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>>150025
ngl the idea of fucken and sucken in the oval office is pretty hot

No. 150073

>>150041
i can't look at anything related to this without remembering how america showed its misogynistic ass with the decades of shaming this woman

No. 150094

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i thought he was pretty cute in Midnight Meat Train

No. 150117

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husbean from the deathfat thread, I feel bad or him even though marriage was his choice. too bad he's probably a feeder.

No. 150121

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David Spade, but without the moustache. Which is weird because he's the complete opposite of the kind of guy I find attractive, which is Zach Woods.

No. 150131

>>149870
He hasn’t juiced lately he’s way smaller then he was before, but as soon as he can go the gym 100% he will.

>>149985
It’s not about him physically, it’s his attitude and beliefs, he’s a sexist with a massive chip on his shoulder and victimises himself constantly always talking about how if he could say what he really thought and felt as he’d get so cancelled and banned (as if that stops him) everywhere because he’s such a fucking victim that everyone is after. Also he talks like a retard which I think started ironically and now he just talks like that.

No. 150132

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Young Elvis Costello. I feel like I'd be genuinely embarrassed telling most people this. He's like a half-drunk pissed off office clerk who only wears thrift store clothes and spends too much time digging through record bins…and apparently I like that.

No. 150134

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>>150094
If this is him anon, not even joking, he used to give me nightmares in James and the Giant Peach…

No. 150139

>>150131
True aaaaaaaaaaaand… Yeah, that's pretty true. That's true and- yeah that's true. That's true. That's true- That's pretty true. That's pretty true, I mean- inhales … That's true. Yeah. That's true. Uhm- That's true. That's fuckin' true. Uhm… That's how it is dude.

No. 150149

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I've been following these two for years but their new album put them back on my radar with a vengeance. They just do it for me like no one else does, I wanna boss them around so bad

No. 150150

>>150149
who are they anon? curious about their music.

No. 150156

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popping back into this thread bc my obsession has degenerated and i now find both mo chara and moglai bap hot (not the hooded guy lmao). a goofy guy with a huge mouth and a pretty guy with an attitude. lord help me.

No. 150157

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Exclusively in character, which makes it worse.
>ywn lock him in the bathroom and call him a disgrace to his family

No. 150165

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>>150150
The Lemon Twigs, anon. I suggest watching their music video for The One to get a feel for their sound and enjoy some cute vintage visuals.

No. 150172

>>150134
Those are definitely different prophecy lmao

No. 150184

>>150134
>>150172
mine's vinnie jones lol

No. 150191

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Am I the only one who thinks Dan Aykroyd was weirdly attractive in the 70s? I did not expect it and now I am confused kek.

No. 150192

>>150191
I had no idea he used to look like this either, wow

No. 150197

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>>150191
lol no, he was hot AF. same with chevy chase back in the day

belushi is the shameful one

No. 150205

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Young Henry Rollins doesn't really do it for me, but it seems like he's mellowed out with age and I think he's really endearing now. He occupies a weird space in my brain where I wish he was my dad but I'm also reallllly attracted to him.

No. 150214

>>150205
he's kinda pretentious and annoying, but him and jello biafra are the only original punks that are 1) not dead yet and 2) haven't completely lost their marbles. so props

No. 150234

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>>150205
>>150214
did you seen this? skip the cringey intro, it starts about 1 min in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vhaQIp5PBs

rollins was a total douchebag back in the day and he acknowledges it. i think he's really grown. am curious about the fact that he abstains from everything though; relationships, sex. he has claimed he isn't closeted and i believe him since he's always been outspokenly for gay rights, but i do wonder what goes on in that head of his. he claims he's just "too busy all the time" and that he knows he'd make a horrible partner.

jello i think is def gay though, and closeted. still a cutie

No. 150235

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motherfuckin peter stormare

i first gained a crush on him in this movie cause i was a nerd obsessed with jurassic park as a child. he gets all kinds of sleazy roles even to this day. ugh he's so nasty-hot

No. 150238

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>>150234
i know that rollins is probably 99% closeted, but i never had suspicions about jello. but once again, i haven’t really looked into his personal life. he’s cute there though


anyways my shameful punk fuck would be johnny thunders, i would’ve shot him up and then pegged him. there’s also a song by the replacements about him https://youtu.be/plbP0PJ3x18

No. 150253

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>>150238
I’d fuck the replacements as well tbh

No. 150263

I'm immediately attracted to a singer/band if they have an obsession song
So Slipknot (Corey) is a big one since they've got a few songs that fit the bill and the masks make it better. Another example is Graves from the Misfits because of Helena

No. 150268

>>150263
Graves is good looking, but I can't forgive him for being a big boot licking nazi pig.

No. 150275

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Jeffrey Eugenides




I don't know why

No. 150284

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>>150156
No idea which one is which, but I think the one in pic related is cute. The other one looks a bit inbred kek

No. 150285

>>150284
this one's mo chara. he's the cuter one for sure. moglai bap looks wonky as fuck, ngl, but after watching enough videos, i can't help but find him cute in his own inbred right.

No. 150287

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>>150205
God tier taste anon. I saw one of his spoken word shows a couple years back and was shocked at how attractive he was in real life. Only ashamed because the dude is old enough to be my dad.

No. 150312

>>150235
He's sooo sexy. When I watched Fargo I was wishing he kidnapped me too.

No. 150335

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I had/have a crush on everyone in Hackers. Yes, they’re attractive actors, but its primarily because of their clothing style. I was watching this movie with a friend the other day and he was making fun of it, and yes, it’s very outdated and late 90’s/early 2000’s but that’s what makes it so good. Cereal Killer had so many great outfits. This movie proved you can make Shaggy from Scooby Doo hot.

No. 150344

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I think it is his bone structure I love. I don't know if he fits here but he is strange looking sometimes.

No. 150349

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I like watching him dance

No. 150352

>>150349
he is hideous…but…he's a genius and is very charismatic.

No. 150355

>>150349
who is he?

No. 150363

>>150355
Kenshi Yonezu. It specifically says in the image file name.

No. 150366

>>150363
My bad, I didn't see, sorry.

No. 150383

>>150352
>he is hideous
Why did this make me audibly laugh….
I do admire the fact that he’s spoken against the constant sexual objectification of women by men.

No. 150388

>>150157
The only reason I watch Succession is because I think Kieran is so hot lmao

No. 150392

>>150352
Yes, exactly

No. 150412

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He can ruin all my holes, I had a sex dream about him the other day and I was SO pissed off I had to wake up

No. 150413

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Someone brought up Nux from Mad Max and on that note I'll say the actor Nicholas Hoult can get it too.

No. 150415

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He’s funny and tall and I like that when he laughs, he covers his face like he’s embarrassed and I find that adorable.

No. 150417

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John Schneider

No. 150426

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>>150417
Patrician taste

No. 150439

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>>150415
yesss he is a cutie

No. 150460

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>>150157
>>150388
succession is a great show but i'm 1000x more invested when he's on screen. an absolute scene stealer

No. 150462

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I really can't explain this.

No. 150464

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>>150462
I like them both but I think I'm actually more attracted to bbno$ (baby no money)

No. 150466

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>>150464
And of course I love Andy Samberg when he plays this 90s guy.

honestly maybe I'm attracted to weird facial hair, glasses and that weird haircut because I'm seeing similarities between Andy and bbno$.

No. 150467

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Not Jack Black himself, but the character in the movie. Just seemed like such a genuine goofball sweetheart and I’m a fan of Mexican wrestling.

No. 150470

>>150344
YES! All the skarsgards are (somehat) weird but hot

No. 150475

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Robert De Niro's character in Goodfellas. I despise the word daddy but he'd be the only man I'd use the word for. He's a total bastard in the movie of course but….those scenes of him smashing up the phone booth and hitting that guy in the car turned me on more than it should've lol

No. 150484

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4chan's administrator is hot to me. Might be just my yellow fever though

No. 150486

>>150484
i had never seen his face before. he's definitely not ugly and this is a flattering picture, despite the goatee. i think he's kinda cute, i agree.

No. 150508

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>>150344
after rewatching atomic blonde recently I feel this

No. 150509

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>>150508
he looks like he’s malnourished but deficiency is cute uwu

No. 150516

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This guy some anon posted on /ot/

No. 150519

>>150484
He looks a lot like the autistic japanese American guy on the latest season of terrace house.

No. 150524

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>>150344
I thought he was kinda cute in Villains

No. 150535

>>150516
Anon why don't you love yourself

No. 150536

>>150413
Is he considered unconventionally attractive? I mean, he's very British, but he's not like, ugly inbred British.

No. 150537

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fuck me up

No. 150539

>>150537
YES, i swear i'm not a hybristofag but his character was a perfect mixture of badassery and sickliness (visually)

No. 150540

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>>150516
I see you are a woman of culture as well

No. 150544

>>150537
i loveeeeee him in that movie
>>150539
same. all my fantasies involve revenge or torturing powerful men in someway, and villain characters are the perfect target. i always wonder if i’m closet lez because i don’t like a man dominating me in anyway.

No. 150557

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i’m sorry but i love awkward beanstalks. he is so cute to me

No. 150567

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I recently started watching the OA and Jason Isaacs is very hot

No. 150568

>>150567
far from unconventional

No. 150579

>>150537
my bf constantly makes fun of me for finding Anton attractive.

No. 150592

>>150557
What are you sorry for? In the early seasons Eric was a qt. If the show was set in current times he'd probably be an incel ranting on the internet about his retarded chad friend getting laid more than him though.

No. 150609

>>150509
lmao anon, what is this pic from? I need to know

No. 150612

>>150609
ntayrt but looks like Nicole Richie on The Simple Life

No. 150617

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>>150557
Yep! I always weirdly shipped him and Jackie.

A little more shamefully, I thought he was kinda cute in the Hot Zone

No. 150624

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I love baby faced skinny men so much. There’s such a sweetness there that attracts me, opposed to brutish men. This man is 30!

No. 150642

>>150537
anon you need to watch jamon jamon

No. 150648

>>150617
good taste anon

No. 150649

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this will sound unusual, but i really want to fuck with this men, he's handsome and hot af

No. 150651

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these 2 turn me on too much

No. 150652

>>150649
He's fucking dead anon, a dead pedo.

No. 150657

>>150652
That doesn't mean he's not hot

No. 150658

>>150651
Imagine: trump-sama works you from behind with a thick strap-on cock in your little puckering asshole while jeffury-san thrusts his egg-shaped cock in and out of your hungry, drooling mouth

No. 150661

it doesn't affect the fact that he's sexy, shut up all of you

No. 150662

>>150651
You have to be joking

No. 150663


No. 150672

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his smile omg

No. 150694

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No. 150696

>>150672
You’re laying it on a little too thick now

No. 150708

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>>150661
but really are you the same epstein-chan from last thread or not

No. 150709

The Epstein anon is definitely the one that wants to fucks Jimmy Savile. There's no doubt in my mind.

No. 150710

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I had a huge crush on him when I was 17. Sorry Melinda

No. 150712

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>>150710

I have no interest in him now but young bill gates was such a cute evil genius, I could totally see him as a 80s franchise supervilian

No. 150717

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young, old, dave gahan just… does it for me. Idk what it is, he doesn't have conventionally attractive features. I don't really have a type though. he also has a really sexy voice.

No. 150721

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just as this character

No. 150723

>>150712
He looks like a toad

No. 150726

>>150672
Anon, he had no lips. Probably the most disturbing thing about him, aside from being a sociopathic pedophile.

No. 150730

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>>150723
this is what you made me think of when you said that

No. 150734

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God I loved this character and I think he deserved better. I just wanna mommy him

No. 150736

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>>150721
I looove Michael Stuhlbarg. Intelligent, upper class looking Jews make me weak. He was the cutest in A Serious Man

No. 150737

>>150726

ugh and his gums.

No. 150738

>>150710

checking in on you…..are you ok

No. 150739

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No. 150745

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>>150710
>>150712
he looked so cute in his mugshot

No. 150746

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I was always interested in columbine since I was really young but I was never one of those stupid tumblr girls with crushes on them, I’m still not, but when Dylan’s mom promoted her book on a bunch of different news channels and showed all these previously unreleased family photos of Dylan I realized in the right lighting with a more flattering angle he’s actually pretty cute

No. 150755

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No. 150759

>>150755
Holy shit

No. 150765

>>150755
oh wow

No. 150776

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>>150709
nah, epstein and savile had two different MOs and looked like complete opposites. this epstein anon is def trolling, the one from the previous thread and savile-anon (me) are genuine

No. 150777

>>150746
Sometimes I wonder how many of the posts in this thread are pisstakes

No. 150780

>>150777
it's really common to be attracted to someone even if they've done horrible things. dahmer had a fuckton of wannabe-groupie women sending him love letters in prison even though he was gay.

No. 150782

>>150780
And he was objectively attractive

No. 150785

>>150726 >>150739 >>>>150737 >>150726 >>150709 >>150694
his eyes are like 2 bright, unique, happy coconuts, his hair is white and soft like snow, his nose, brows and lips are just perfect, and his smile, fuck, his smile is the most perfect smile in the word, all his facial features are perfect, he's the most handsome men in the world

No. 150789

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>>150785

OT I tried googling "young jeffrey epstein" to see if he ever had anything goign on and he had a weird resemblance to Dahvie Vanity IMO

No. 150795

>>149336
Alan resnick is such a little cutie. I'm obsessed with him and would destroy his tiny manlet body without hesitation.

No. 150799

>>150776
There's something endearing about you, Savile-anon. Your steadfastness is a bit charming, but I still don't get the whole Jimmy thing. Different strokes I guess.

No. 150803

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>>150467
i think jack black is hot as fuck now
https://www.youtube.com/c/JablinskiGames/videos

No. 150804

>>150795
me: i think macrophilia fetishes are gross and retarded

me, seeing alan resnick "ironically" joke about his macrophilia fetish: you small, pathetic little creature. wouldn't it be funny if i stepped on you and crushed your tiny and insignificant body? prepare to be trampled you puny, pitiful boy

No. 150810

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No. 150811

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Annoying, edgelord, anti-sjw personality but he's so impossibly hot.

No. 150812

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jeff bezos its cuteee

No. 150813

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No. 150814

>>150811
only if he wasn’t allowed to talk

No. 150821

>>150811
>unconventionally attractive
come on anon

No. 150823

>>150821

>or shameful for their reputation


The relevant part

No. 150824

>>150811
No way unconventional in regards to looks. He is very handsome. How he looks in that photo especially, however his beard ages him about 10 years.

No. 150830

>>150717
Come on, he's obviously conventionally hot

No. 150855

>>150811
Agreed. Have been attracted to him since I was 7 yrs old lol.

No. 150861

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Kenny Hotz from Kenny vs. Spenny

No. 150868

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>>150736
Agreed anon. I had such a thing for him in boardwalk empire.

No. 150882

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>>150736
was cute, he looks pretty terrible now
pity
>>150868
thanks for validating me kek
i just began binge watching this show, but i'm basically just watching for the side characters and margaret . hope they don't die

No. 150898

>>150738

I'm fine anon, I just like nerds kek

No. 150983

>>150981
This thread is for 3dpd

No. 150984

>>150983
Sorry I meant to post in childhood attractions thread!

No. 151003

>>150811
Unconventional imo, besides being blonde and blue eyed he has:
>incredibly ugly accent
>unattractive voice
>huge jaw that is just kinda meaty, not sculpted
>huge nose
>eyes too far apart

No. 151021

>>150117
OMG anon same. I feel so bad for him. I just want to give him one (1) good sexual experience.

No. 151034

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No. 151039

>>150785
>happy coconuts
christ alive hahaha what the fuck

>>150868
>>150882
i found him kinda cute in fargo s3 because of how pathetic he was in it

No. 151059

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No. 151061

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>>151059
his smile…

No. 151065

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I'm just such a fan of how "weird" he looks. My friends compare him to carrot top and make fun of me, but I'm just sorry for their vision loss tbh.

No. 151082

>>151065
me too anon, he reminda me of a ginger tim curry. has a sexy voice too

No. 151126

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even after his sexual scandal. maybe even more so…

No. 151128

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He was posted in the last thread, but I'd let him bend me over and rip me in half then thank him for it.

No. 151164

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I’ve just remembered the cringiest movie crush I’ve ever developed
Ewwww
>he didn’t even get to keep his castle in the end

No. 151174

>>151128
same anon, he’s not my usual type at all but he would 100% get it with a cherry on top

No. 151175

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>>151164
i stg i jizzed during all of his scenes in black swan

No. 151184

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>>150649
>>150651
>>150672
>>150694
>>150776
>>150785
Kek I only visit this thread for Epstein and Saville-anon related antics.

>>150824
Honestly, he repulses me without the beard. He looks like a 4chan Chad drawing spliced with Sid the Sloth.

>>151003
I'm with you all the way anon, he belongs here.

No. 151185

>>151184
If a man is ugly without the beard then he is ugly lol

No. 151186

>>151185
Definitely not debating that kek

No. 151187

>>151183
haha literally worse than hitler

No. 151191

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Idk if this one counts. But I always had this dumbass crush on Tommy Lee Jones. there's something so mature and serious in him that I just simply love

No. 151194


No. 151212

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fuck you he’s cute

No. 151213

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speaking of weird comedy dudes, eric andre. i want to do all kinds of freak shit with him in bed

No. 151216

>>150811
I find his videos a little cringe but yeah I want to have his babies

>>150812
lol

>>151128
Is pedro pascal unconventional? I think he's very good looking, and he played an in-universe hot guy in GoT

>>151212
>he will never drink your breast milk

No. 151221

>>149841
ME TOO. Posted him on The ugly men you didn’t attractive thread. I don’t know why but I love this weaselly man. Except only with facial hair. In “the wrong missy” I was utterly disgusted lol I think he’s cutest in Tommy Boy and he was young then so maybe I”m only kind of shameful? At least that’s what I tell myself

No. 151224

>>151191
I kind of lost respect for him for being super rude to Jim Carrey while they were filming Batman & Robin. Carrey doesn’t deserve that.

No. 151232

>>151224
Carrey absolutely deserves that

No. 151241

>>151224
Isn’t Jim Carrey an asshole on set?

No. 151283

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>>151241
This was '94-'95 ish, maybe he was less of an asshole. Man on the Moon circa '98-'99 was when he was said to have lost his marbles

I could see them antagonizing one another on set and the director downplaying Jim's antics due to his popularity at the time. The fact that he mentioned the Tommy Lee thing in one of his Sonic interviews nearly 25 years later…

>>151232
>>151224
I'm one of the anons who finds Jim fuckable, but yes he's unquestionably a shithead

No. 151318

>>151232
>>151241
Huh that’s the first I’ve heard of it

No. 151320

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>>151318
the documentary Jim and Andy gives a pretty good perspective into his behavior during Man on the Moon. Claims the movie ruined his mental state, but he was terrorizing people on set. His mental state seems to have improved since but it's that demonstration of madness that makes you wonder, how much do you think the industry hides about his behavior?

Now, would I still let him fuck me after all the blinds I've read, the ex-girlfriend suicide thing, and Jim and Andy? Absolutely. I have no dignity. quarantine has made me horny for this problematic piece of shit.

No. 151323

>>151320
Anon he has a bunch of STDs, you're brave lol

No. 151326

>>151323
too bad I built up my thirst before I learned that and learning it did not make the thirst go away. i think i have a death wish that's been emphasized by isolation. not so much bravery… as it is callousness and impulsivity

bet 2 to 1 most hollywood guys are as infected as he is tbh. the industry is crawling with bugs and everyone is fucking one another, they all have stds. so might as well bask in my disgusting infatuation, i am sure i'll go back to normal some day

No. 151331

>>151128
he got his pronouns in his twitter and ig bios, and went after a costar for poking fun at snowflake pronouns, what a turn off

No. 151338

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I wasn't sure if he would fit on here because I do think he's too attractive and average to be considered shameful, but anons on the dumbass shit thread told me he's unconventional enough kek but I have this stupid crush on Travis Konecny even though he looks (and probably is) like a hick and, like one of the anons pointed out, makes his boys take multiple pictures of him holding fish to use them in his tinder profil. I just find his attitude on the rink really hot.

No. 151386

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anons gonna call me a pedo but he’s 17 which is legal in my country

No. 151392

>>151386
get it, girl

No. 151394

>>151386
i’m gonna sic the lunatics from venus’ thread onto you. it’s over for you sis

No. 151402

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Recently I've discovered this political podcaster David Pakman and I find him incredibly sexy. I don't usually feel any desire to "dom" men but here we are. I love his "aloof boomer" act and his dry sense of humor.

No. 151404

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jeffrey combs in reanimator and from beyond was the ultimate twink, he reeks of virginity especially in from beyond and I want to dominate him

No. 151412

>>148954
>>150795
Robby and Alan both have partners who are extremely homely (at least I think Alan still has a gf) which makes them even cuter to me? Like WCC has a huge rabid fanbase full of women who want to fuck them but they chose people they really like for who they are. It’s nice

No. 151417

File: 1600137868858.jpg (20.73 KB, 1000x562, spaced-tyres.jpg)

Michael Smiley. First crushed on him in Spaced and loved him in Black Mirror.

No. 151418

File: 1600138363299.jpg (60.55 KB, 1200x630, Swans-009.jpg)

He old as fuck but that raw energy in his music is very attractive to me

No. 151419

>>151418
he's so fucking hot. one of the only men i would let dom me

No. 151424

>>151213
Me too. I find him desgusting and hot at the same time, I can't understand it

No. 151449

>>151418
seconded

No. 151464

File: 1600188172272.gif (3.16 MB, 480x270, source.gif)

>>151424
s5 was my favorite look of his. so grimy

No. 151470

File: 1600188865353.jpg (60.35 KB, 508x290, NRD.jpg)

So ashamed but these two nasty, nasty bastards made me enjoy "Three from Hell" so much. Otis Firefly has turned me on since H1000C, and pretty much every character Richard Brake portrays in a RZ movie does it for me.

I guess I'm broken.

No. 151482

File: 1600196397544.jpg (30.47 KB, 360x450, 7940327509436.jpg)

>>151470
Idk, don't feel bad anon. I think Bill Moseley is pretty objectively attractive. He's older but when he's not scraggly for a role you can see he has a classic jawline and dreamy eyes.

Richard Brake definitely has weirder features but in contrast to Bill I actually think a beard improves his looks by evening out the lower half of his face. He's got that haunted cowboy look about him, which is kinda intriguing in its own way.

No. 151485

File: 1600196743479.jpg (294.99 KB, 1200x801, House-of-1000-Corpses-Sid-Haig…)

>>151470
well, i wanted to fuck captain spaulding and tiny (and baby but this is the male thread) so

No. 151489

>>151386
But the question is whether this picture is from when he became 17

No. 151490

>>151386
man he got really ugly. timothee chalamet but even more deformed

No. 151492

>>151404
I haven't seen either of these films, but how could he possibly be a virgin when he looks like THAT?

No. 151497

File: 1600207347800.jpeg (51.11 KB, 868x500, 77BDE2D2-BFC1-4102-824D-694B3A…)

I don’t even like nerds usually but would fuck this one

No. 151501

>>151485
Not Tiny oh my fucking god

No. 151506

>>151497
is this the guy on twitch who's been trying to get the highest scores on the new tony hawk?

No. 151509

>>151497
Definitely would. He's got a nice jawline and is totally my type otherwise kek

No. 151514

>>151497
Hi all; excellent taste

No. 151516

File: 1600218381864.jpeg (20.39 KB, 340x191, B2CD7A5F-5575-4C7F-B70D-034E23…)

>>151497
I'm sorry anons but whenever I see him all I can think of is this

No. 151517

>>151516
Only guy I'd let watch porn in the living room

No. 151518

>>151501
yep. you heard me

No. 151522

File: 1600221837553.jpg (87.44 KB, 516x676, Untitled.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIKha1gg1h0

this video is fucking me up. i generally hate the whole "femboy" thing but this guy is so cute specifically because of that deep-ass voice. holy shit

No. 151524

>>151497
glad I'm not the only one. Scott is a cute

No. 151532

File: 1600235311570.jpeg (78.22 KB, 1000x562, 5092C48D-E2A5-4585-A0A9-0ED6C5…)

I want lalo from better call Saul’s head between my thighs tbh

No. 151577

>>151522
idk why this is doing it for me so ty

No. 151588

File: 1600282456460.png (3.7 MB, 2400x1350, liMRPFU.png)


No. 151596

>>150868
Since reading this post I keep thinking about him in boardwalk empire too anon.

No. 151606

>>151522
that made me laugh and question my sexuality in 8 seconds

No. 151609

>>151588
Holy fuck this made me laugh. I love the show but I do not understand your attraction lmao

No. 151630

File: 1600312072759.jpeg (58.88 KB, 480x640, 3BDB3A76-033A-4DCA-848F-7BA634…)

Im rewatching Gotham and i want to fuck the riddler so bad, so fucking bad anons….
Im already a slut for supervillains and the actor is so good and i find him very unconditionally attractive just end my existence.


Honestly im lucky we live in a world where supervillains dont exist or else i would totes be a Harley Quinn type.

No. 151631

File: 1600313234034.jpeg (18 KB, 334x500, 82220A09-A162-4766-B434-C578B0…)

Tim Roth is ugly, right?

No. 151636

>>151631
Hey, I posted him in a few threads back. He's a qt. Especially in Reservoir Dogs
>>151241
>>151320
I've heard he's a POS (especially regarding his ex) but I've heard he's pretty nice and reasonable to work with? Idk maybe he's pretty professional but his inner asshole shines though in more personable situations.

No. 151637

File: 1600321846543.jpg (721.32 KB, 2904x1922, FIRST_SHIFT_OF_MINERS_AT_THE_V…)

I don't know where else to post this, Im kinda ashamed of this but Im really into working class male aesthetic, like coal miners or peasant farmers and I know they probably smell awful but something about a stoic stone faced worker doing tough manual labor like breaking rocks or digging hold for hours on end just appeals to me for some reason

No. 151640

File: 1600323706514.png (Spoiler Image, 115.37 KB, 400x205, 94D495F9-AC72-4BA6-8803-CB6852…)

>>151636
He strikes me as someone with an unstable personality to begin with, even if he tries to maintain a "nice" image, there's an undercurtain of instability. If he's professional during filming hours or interview hours, he's probably dishing out anger behind closed doors. Bet a lot of it's towards his personal and short lived relationships with women

No. 151653

>>150557
Yes. Based anon. Awkward beanstalks are my type and Eric is so damn cute early on

No. 151661

>>151630
YES ANON SAME. I think he's so hot

No. 151671

>>151637
Nah I get it - I kinda want a dirty, sweaty working class husband to arrive after 5 to feed my home cooked meal to and have wild sex with

No. 151674

>>151671
well glad to know that Im not alone in this fetish or preference I don't know what to call it

No. 151690

File: 1600352246780.jpg (9.91 KB, 300x300, susumu_hirasawa.jpg)

I think I'm more attracted to his voice than his face, but he is vegetarian and hev loves cats, so basically the perfect man for me. The white hair he's been sporting to recent live shows doesn't suit him at all though.

No. 151691

File: 1600353091013.jpg (315.99 KB, 1659x2069, a5958efcb10832a72190771efb12ce…)


No. 151696

File: 1600354226637.jpeg (19.25 KB, 452x678, images (5).jpeg)

Here's my 2000's spec contribution

No. 151715

>>151696
He was the only doctor who guy I could see actual appeal in anon, hard agree

No. 151722

File: 1600362312521.jpeg (255.12 KB, 667x1000, CCDDED17-04C4-4F92-A594-1B084D…)

Ben Mendelsohn especially in Bloodline

No. 151726

File: 1600365049107.gif (1.6 MB, 279x279, 940BE0C9-9FD1-482C-8BE8-5978B7…)

>>151722
Speaking of Bloodline, this gangly dork sets me on fire.

No. 151728

File: 1600366215779.png (1.14 MB, 720x1280, 7BC84F41-341B-45EC-8214-84E23F…)

I love one man and this is my favorite photo of him

No. 151746

>>149249
Anon I just got to the part in the show with them in it and they are so fucking ugly the idea of letting them anywhere near my genitals repulses me to the point that I had to come back to this thread just to let you know that I am praying for you.

No. 151766

File: 1600379607291.jpeg (61.31 KB, 1090x572, 78C4148F-8C91-4CE7-AF2D-0410BD…)

Whoever the fuck this is that played an older Trip Fontaine in The Virgin Suicides.

No. 151783

File: 1600386346276.jpeg (113.75 KB, 1164x655, 2882C5A6-CC5C-462C-9FF1-60069F…)

>>151637
This reminds me of that one time I got carried away by the thoughts of that miner dude from Chernobyl miniseries and his raw sexual energy.

No. 151786

>>151728
Who is this?

No. 151796

>>151786
ntayrt but according to reverse image search, Marcus Parks from Last Podcast on the Left. I love the podcast, had no idea what any of the hosts looked like till now

No. 151810

File: 1600399613694.jpg (98.01 KB, 728x1100, brad-mondo-best-hair-videos.jp…)


No. 151817

>>151810
gayface

No. 151819

File: 1600409486247.jpeg (18.6 KB, 300x400, c89dace2d263457f904c59a60bd71e…)

I'm just tryna snuggle him

No. 151820

>>151817
potent gayface

No. 151821

>>151819
Is he 12??

No. 151823

>>151819
>You must be over the age of 18 to post here
Anon…

No. 151850

File: 1600439125322.png (479.37 KB, 648x600, 6guOmVC.png)

I think Hila Klein's brother is cute lmao

No. 151853

>>151850
He looks like those gay men who think wearing lacefronts is peak comedy

No. 151878

>>151850
Didn’t he used to cosplay Jesus in Israel or something?

No. 151894

>>151728
thought this was Dave Grohl lmao

No. 151905

File: 1600482591127.gif (1.84 MB, 400x324, 40e4bfa4737ddfd1853bbb3ad69e3a…)

Matt Berry in Toast of London/What We Do in the Shadows

No. 151907

File: 1600487591926.png (805.21 KB, 930x1551, bobbyburns.png)

he was cute before he went the ""rap"" route

No. 151908

>>151907
i wouldn't call him unconventional. tbh i think the only reason people paid him any attention was the fact they thought he was a cute edgy twink. including pedophile racist shane dawson.

No. 151909

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No. 151913

>>151909
This is a good reaction image kek

No. 151922

>>151905
sage for off topic but fuck me toast of london is so damn funny

No. 151926


No. 151941

To the anons that said David Spade (and the one anon who said Tiny from house of a thousand corpses) you are never seeing heaven

No. 151952

File: 1600530263510.jpg (41.66 KB, 428x594, 5059.jpg)

his attitude does it

No. 151966

>>151485
There’s no reason to be ashamed of wanting to fuck Baby, she’s just plain hot

No. 151968

File: 1600539916962.jpeg (35.1 KB, 687x512, 5F2990AA-480E-4670-9EF9-8CA473…)

when i think about you i touch myself

No. 151970

>>151968
I posted Louis last thread I think! He's gorgeous. His new series is driving me insane because I love the switching from new, daddy Louis to young twink Louis

No. 151981

>>151485
I would like Spaulding do whatever he wanted.

No. 151993

>>151850
I can definitely see the resemblance between him and Hila. Nice hair too.

No. 151997

>>151968
He's so my type who's this?

No. 151999

>>151997
Louis theroux, back in one of his early docu series

No. 152001

File: 1600555013236.png (1004.77 KB, 1200x674, TSMworlds.png)

any single one of them

No. 152003

>>151968
I get such a Jeffery Dahmer vibe from him in this pic lol

No. 152007

>>152001
why does every single pro gamer esports team look the same

No. 152009

File: 1600563545802.jpeg (54.5 KB, 550x482, F6102551-9EF2-49FF-BA0E-89610C…)

Not sure if he’s unconventional but I thought he was ugly when I first saw him. I want him to put me in a trap and kiss me with his DSL

No. 152018

File: 1600574720819.jpg (8.66 KB, 202x249, download (4).jpg)

i just had a sex dream about john maus and it was so nice… it's rare that a man makes me feel this way.

No. 152020

>>152007
tsm is probably the most diverse looking esports team, every other is literally all asian

No. 152028

File: 1600584969751.jpeg (27.52 KB, 274x329, D8152BE0-FE4B-487B-A6FB-A993B2…)

>>152009
Wasn’t into Hoffman personally but strahm was a different story

No. 152030

>>151850
I feel like every guy who resembles Jesus in some way is super cute

No. 152040

File: 1600601967643.jpeg (631.45 KB, 2048x2048, A1406AE3-60F4-441F-A3BB-2A8AD6…)

>>151909
Is this the same guy from
fleabag? He was so creepy but very funny in fleabag which made me attracted to him

No. 152041

File: 1600602011699.jpeg (94.95 KB, 980x1227, 109C09B8-9CC6-48C8-80F6-F9DA3F…)

Sean Bean

No. 152057

>>151728
Based on everything he says on the show and this photo young Marcus had the exact same vibe as the first ex I had as a teen who didn't treat me like shit and it still does it for me on some level. Bone collector bf will treat you right imo

No. 152077

File: 1600628368574.jpg (49.52 KB, 842x363, 312086.jpg)

Noughties Joaquin Phoenix is like borderline normie thirst I think, (although I still think he's got it as a chubby middle-aged man) but I have the most depraved thing for him specifically as Commodus in Gladiator. I'm not even remotely into kink shit irl but the idea of being dommed by this slimy incestuous manlet with a sword at my neck turns me on in a way I'm ashamed to admit

No. 152089

>>152077
The sicker and paler he gets, the wetter I get

No. 152093

>>152089
I love Bill Skarsgard for this reason. That pale and malnourished look.

No. 152100

File: 1600640074461.jpeg (293.7 KB, 1800x1318, AE711146-7041-49C3-9E79-47C530…)

>>152093
patrician taste anon. skellies rule

No. 152106

>>152028
Strahm is a qt as well, I loved their cat/mouse rivalry. I want both of them to do me tbh

No. 152112

File: 1600649955604.gif (4.03 MB, 540x310, tumblr_6d7885774c12554842b702a…)

>>152089
i had never felt attracted to joaquin phoenix until this god damn movie

and yes i prefer him as just arthur, not as the joker

No. 152118

File: 1600655155652.jpeg (35.25 KB, 640x352, 4C2AA010-FD59-4FB2-83DA-6E6EC9…)

>>152106
Strahm’s chaotic energy was definitely hot vs Hoffman’s more controlled side, that would make for good three way energy with the two of them. good choice anon

No. 152130

File: 1600670167843.jpeg (32.39 KB, 1024x427, B40D36E5-6996-4EE1-8C71-B534D5…)

>>152118
Fuuuck why can’t they be real

No. 152140

File: 1600679157340.jpeg (164.38 KB, 1000x1185, fc71eb858ec44cf1cbe70fe19faad3…)

My friends all make fun of me and say I want his "Grussy".

Honestly I'd prefer to fuck the female, genderbent version of him but it's his personality that I love. I probably got traumatized into liking shitty men with a soft interior because of Oscar.

No. 152147

File: 1600687833727.gif (6.86 MB, 500x410, tumblr_2e709c83746e9cc8a20251d…)

>>152112

For me it's the opposite, I'm not attracted to him when he's Arthur but as soon as he gets into his Joker persona….damn boy. And I legit don't know if that's better or worse lmao. It's not like I find clown make-up hot, and of course he's turned all homicidal. But his new-found confidence, his swagger, his determination while still feeling vulnerable, not to mention how fine he looks in that red suit…yeah that's pretty sexy

No. 152153

>>152140
Can't tell if this is a joke or not.

No. 152157

>>152112
Same, I never found him attractive before but I was kinda horny for him in this movie lol

No. 152161

File: 1600696162428.jpeg (312.14 KB, 2048x3078, 72F7427A-AD2D-4931-A9CF-402E35…)

he’s hot at any age but i particularly loved young diego luna

No. 152162

>>152153
Not sure who would joke about something like this. It's not a joke.

No. 152221

File: 1600743013361.jpg (17.15 KB, 300x300, hydraulic-fracturing-preventio…)

I want Mark Ruffalo to absolutely ruin me.

>>152147
Oh my god anon same.

No. 152233

File: 1600754360611.jpg (12.72 KB, 275x275, lol.jpg)

How many of you ladies would fuck the guy in the pic attached?

No. 152237

>>152233
go away scrote

No. 152241

File: 1600761360283.jpeg (34.26 KB, 816x565, E91DFF21-6B3A-451A-A3FF-CE1D3E…)

>>152237
the absolute disrespect. shame on you stupid whore.

No. 152243

>>152233
still trying to make this happen, are ya

No. 152244

>>152221
Why did u choose the worst picture of him for this kek

No. 152269

File: 1600780822452.jpg (33.48 KB, 360x450, Photo%28201%29.jpg)

>>152221
anon lmfao he's so hot and cute why did you choose that picture! i'm biased though because my boyfriend is a notorious Mark Ruffalo doppleganger

No. 152272

>>152244
I laughed so hard. So many nicer photos

No. 152274

File: 1600781887326.jpg (282.19 KB, 1024x577, PWR-BTTM-ys6d2-bb7-fom-d4-2017…)


No. 152275

>>152100
He looks so hot here. I would happily let him break my neck

No. 152276

>>152272
Ugly photos of hot men/women thread kek

No. 152277

>>152276
Yessss do it anon

No. 152288

>>152221
mark ruffalo is cute as hell and conventional stop

>>152269
this

No. 152291

>>152276
I'd pay to see a thread like that

No. 152320

File: 1600810483832.png (595.89 KB, 1200x600, Kurt.png)

A few people told me he was never conventionally attractive and his fangirls were just blinded by his fame. I don't know, I always found him both cute and attractive, he's also one of the few famous men who gave me totally non-threatening vibes. I remember reading a lot of stuff about his abusive childhood and identifying with him, I loved his wit and self-deprecating sense of humor, the music is comfy, still gives me nostalgia

No. 152321

>>152320
Nah I think he’s conventionally attractive anon

No. 152322

>>152320
kurt definitely is attractive in a grungy, mentally ill way that he helped make popular. it's not really unconventional at all

No. 152329

>>152221
lol at filename

No. 152330

File: 1600816306707.jpg (30.46 KB, 618x410, jared-kushner.jpg)

do any anons remember those funny or die sketches about jared and ivanka? yeah.

No. 152333

>>150412
I wanna take a ride on that meloni poni

No. 152334

>>152330

OT but if Madam Toussands ever does a Ivanka and Jared wax figurine display he'll have a twin

No. 152338

>>152275
>I would happily let him break my neck
Girl he probably weighs about the same as a medium sized dog here

No. 152340

>>152320
He's just unshowered and a manlet, still conventional in his face and coloring.

No. 152341

File: 1600825280423.png (1.89 MB, 1226x1218, 222.png)

>>152330
never seen it but he is cute

No. 152342

>>150412
these are their stories
I usually don't like bald men but there's something about him

No. 152344

>>152274
You’re right and you should say it anon, liv’s face shape is so hot

No. 152352

File: 1600843560169.jpg (7.62 KB, 200x184, jerma based lol.jpg)

i want Jerma985 So Goddamn Bad its kinda embarrassing. think its his humor that does it for me personally

No. 152353

>>152352
this is super valid

No. 152375

File: 1600868164215.jpg (49.1 KB, 457x354, IMG_20200923_151712.jpg)

Forgot I had a thing for wrestlers. Rewatched John Carpenter's "They Live" recently and I just wanted Roddy Piper to suplex me into a bed
>>151492
Sorry anon I didn't notice your response ealier. Just watch From Beyond, it's loosely based on Lovecraft's novel, same as Reanimator, Reanimator is better as a cult movie but if you're interested in sexually frustrated twink who cries in the corner when his boss has BDSM session, go for From Beyond. Maybe Crawford isn't a virgin, but he haven't had sex in a long time, my kinkshaming king

No. 152410

>>152352
Valid. He harnesses big twink himbo energy, plus I love how short he is.

No. 152420

>>152352
how is he unconventional??

>>152375
or him? not looking like a model ≠ not conventionally attractive. this thread is supposed to be for ugly or weird-looking or super plain guys

No. 152483

File: 1600960430173.jpg (184.11 KB, 1080x789, Screenshot_20200924_161055.jpg)

>>151213
always been kind of into Eric but have a general soft spot for lanky men, discovered on seeing this photo that I am extremely into whatever this specifically is

No. 152484

>>152483
He's dressed in a costume as an Orthodox Jew, anon.

No. 152485

File: 1600961813513.png (343.81 KB, 604x345, dave.png)

God fucking help me, I'm attracted to Shmorky before he did the tranny shit. Also Griffin McElroy, but that's less embarrassing because he's funny & not a pedo

No. 152488

>>152484
Well I knew that, I just didn't know I was into it

No. 152493

File: 1600969583592.png (948.7 KB, 892x1106, MikeStoklasaWeapon.png)

sigh

No. 152497

>>152485
He looks like turned up to meet a 13 year old girl and met Chris Hansen instead

No. 152498

>>152493
you are valid anon, mike stoklasa is my ultimate youtuber crush

No. 152511

File: 1600977922190.jpg (168.41 KB, 900x1200, D0DCu_aUUAACgMf.jpg)

For me its Mexican Andy.

No. 152520

File: 1600980744467.jpg (29.31 KB, 774x386, 0-2_27.jpg)

>>152330
Jared was cute before Trump became president and fucked up his face with botox

No. 152521

>>152511
Please explain the appeal

No. 152522

>>152520
I’ve noticed this as well. I think his hair began thinning too

No. 152530

>>152520
He looks like a dewigged troon

No. 152533

>>152520
ew, he's had botox? hard to believe he'd be aging that badly that he'd feel the need to do it.
>>152530
feminine eyebrows

No. 152537

>>152520
He did marry Ivanka. I'd be a soulless husk if I married that vapid bitch, too.

No. 152539

File: 1600997031194.png (364.58 KB, 738x720, ralph.png)

i have no idea why but in ralphthemoviemaker's newest video he looked sort of cute

this is an unflattering screenshot of him, but i think im just going insane

No. 152546

>>152520
i have a personal theory that him and karlie kloss (his sister-in-law) got their brow lifts at the same place lol. they both look insane

No. 152551

>>152539
i thought i was the only one, guess we’re both going insane

No. 152553

>>152539
tbh I thought that too; I think it made him seem weirdly personable

No. 152583

File: 1601041810565.png (388.82 KB, 791x545, I6YSkJo.png)

>>152493
He was such a Chad when he was younger, seeing him degrade with each passing video is kinda depressing. Quarantine has not been nice to Jay either.

No. 152597

>>152539
Maybe he’s lost weight or something. His face normally looks so fat. He looks really different here.

No. 152628

>>152583

Other than the longer, disheveled hair, Jay had quite a glow up. I’ve been watching a lot of RLM during lockdown and was surprised to see how much of a cutie Mike was in the older videos.

No. 152632

File: 1601064047916.jpeg (39.97 KB, 500x499, EJmu7a0U4AEjwqK.jpeg)

>>152583
Mike looks so different in some of his old photos it's hard to believe that's the same person
I wonder if he and Jessi are still together.

No. 152634

>>152539
>>152551
>>152553
>>152597
Maybe I'm stupid with poor taste but I've always found him really cute. He does look particularly hot here, though. I love his personality, he's so funny. I want to kith.

No. 152689

File: 1601114616020.jpg (56.33 KB, 564x495, tru.jpg)

>>149635
damn anon I am an absolute freak for PSH, but out of his entire filmography…Jack Goes Boating??? I'm in awe of your devotion. (Also I feel like pure shit I just want him back etc.)

No. 152712

File: 1601122893572.jpg (150.21 KB, 900x1200, DwHeru_WoAENayM.jpg)

>>152583
young mike looks cute, but i guess that's mostly due to, well, being young in those pictures.

my occasional weird attraction is angriestpat/patstaresat of former super best friends fame. (and less weird attraction is his glass cannon gf)

No. 152715

>>152712

I thought this was Fupa with Shay …

No. 152735

File: 1601135077425.jpeg (107.66 KB, 770x876, 5B923F5C-70B1-4D15-80AD-CAE457…)

a.g cook

No. 152747

File: 1601139739173.jpg (35.54 KB, 760x493, a-g-cook.jpg)

>>152735
Yes agreed!! I thought he looked so cute in the Boys music video. Shame about his current hair, though…

No. 152749

>>152715
anon… did you have to be so cruel? (god, i hate that i see what you see now…)

>>152747
oh this guy's cute

No. 152751

File: 1601141341922.jpg (54.86 KB, 613x669, ac4f792e45b5372f9df5804b864ad0…)

I got a Dead or Alive song in my recommended and I remembered the random-ass attraction I had for 80's Steve Coy a few years ago.He looked weirdly attractive with this messy hair and make up idk

No. 152752

>>152747
>>152749
Imagine wanting to fuck Hoelly Brown with a dick

No. 152763

>>152747
john lennon is that you? lol

No. 152785

File: 1601157875154.jpeg (137.25 KB, 1200x675, 2DD35030-754A-4684-9869-D76907…)

i think tom green is aging well

No. 152788

File: 1601158038875.jpeg (85.16 KB, 717x683, 76A2B281-53EF-4F8F-8664-1293D9…)

>>152785

samefag, but he was a cutie when he was younger too

No. 152794

>>152785
ok but what the fuck is he smuggling in those eyebags, jesus christ

No. 152806

File: 1601174047104.jpeg (74.81 KB, 800x1016, 273917391.jpeg)

J. Robert Oppenheimer. As in, the atomic bomb guy. I think he actually might be considered conventionally attractive for an older man, to some people, but people don't usually talk about dead scientists like this. I don't want to screw him or anything, but I've got this weird draw to his photos. Maybe it's the eyes.

No. 152808

File: 1601174104670.jpeg (20.73 KB, 494x573, 17401471.jpeg)

>>152806
samefag, here's him when he was younger

No. 152810

File: 1601174550273.jpg (23.17 KB, 192x300, malorry_1.jpg)

>>152806
Maybe on the same level of weird as you anon, I always had a thing for fucking George Mallory of the 1922 everest expedition.

No idea why.

No. 152815

File: 1601186322500.jpg (2.75 MB, 3472x4960, Fridtjof_Nansen_LOC_03377u-3[1…)

Explorers and adventurers always make me kinda wet.

>>152485
I still can't believe this photo was taken in 2000, when he was 20, and not in 1975 at 36. He even has those classic pedo serial killer glasses.

No. 152818

File: 1601191781403.jpg (14.37 KB, 316x421, lilkim.jpg)

>>149254
kekekek I had to draw him once for an assignment and I came to the same conclusion. He had the potential to be quite handsome, honestly. I guess mouth breathing fucked it up for him, along with all the gluttony and evil.

>>149077
this is just sick

No. 152819

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No. 152821

>>152818
oh wow so he looked like a normal korean guy at some point. crazy

No. 152824

>>150855

So you're 16?

No. 152870

>>152493
Mike sometimes has this really cute laugh. (apart from the evil laugh/drunkard laugh…)
I wanna feed him pizza rolls all day long.

No. 152964

>>152819
not unconventional. joe biden was a hunk in his 20s but now he's a creepy geezer.

No. 153080

File: 1601301703707.png (5.78 MB, 2000x2400, 6E30C593-1EED-4BC6-ADFD-E46F9E…)

those piercing eyes, the tired look, and he has the sexiest voice i’ve ever heard in my life

No. 153081

>>153080
I'm a fan of 2012/2013 Dane Dehaan

No. 153086

File: 1601302907754.jpeg (67.33 KB, 833x832, 3400CB5C-1C82-400E-B552-06C63C…)

>>153081
yeah he looks kind of weird now but honestly i’m into dad dane

No. 153095

>>152819
Pity joe biden is a rapist

No. 153096

>>153080
he has never been unconventional. this man made all straight women online cream themselves for many years and still does.

No. 153188

File: 1601349306790.jpg (440.56 KB, 1200x1502, deedf85b151de945621e083199e0bc…)

only ashamed because of his awful tattoos

No. 153189

File: 1601350106597.jpg (2.01 MB, 1551x2049, James_May_(cropped).jpg)

c o c k

No. 153190

>>153189
They don’t call him captain slow JUST for his driving

No. 153192

File: 1601351202957.jpeg (134.58 KB, 601x900, 8E91F8E3-1D8D-4C83-96E8-04EA8C…)

Martin Wallström in Mr.Robot… maybe it’s the whole ‘evil’ character look but I also find guys who look sleep deprived hot

No. 153194

File: 1601352553748.jpg (35.43 KB, 920x584, mrrobot-920x584.jpg)

>>153192
Oh same, I don't think he's unconventionally attractive though. He's pretty generically handsome.

I was also into Elliot who seems pretty divisive… I specifically find the bug eyes and overbite cute, and I don't always like manlets but I think he suits his height.

No. 153199

File: 1601357801327.jpg (42.91 KB, 995x746, 9bm6a4vy8xp41.jpg)

>>153189
BIM, hi!

No. 153201

File: 1601358878239.jpeg (43.99 KB, 640x480, BC08F8A8-CBA8-4F8A-9876-1EE70C…)

He always seems like he's having so much fun.

>>152785
>>152788
Sign me up, too

why am i such a clownfucker fml

No. 153232

File: 1601388104118.gif (1011.38 KB, 500x281, 16f26008b192ec9bc3ee95a9dd6e2b…)

>>153194
Rami's pretty cute as Elliot but he's at his hottest in The Pacific imo

No. 153252

File: 1601395914040.jpg (14.43 KB, 314x398, lmaooooo.jpg)

>>153189
Yeah.

Similarly, Alan Davies in Jonathan Creek, and certainly not in real life.

No. 153267

>>153232
YES. He was so hot in the pacific

No. 153332

File: 1601435349579.jpeg (37.06 KB, 480x497, 480x497_0_cfed6b42cb9558f68265…)

>>151175
anon…mood

relatedly, I want this bastard to tell me how pathetic I am

No. 153335

>>153332
I'm crying anon, I always thought he was very attractive and couldn't stop thinking about it as he continued screaming and insulting the best dancers in the world

No. 153428

File: 1601510679651.jpg (65.37 KB, 1600x900, AT-cm_297180428-preview.jpg)

The only streamer worth watching. Pity he got fatter and more bald during the quarantine. Now he looks like a total pedophile kek

No. 153432

>>152352
dude how old is jerma? there is no fucking way he's 35, i reckon that's a lie. he must be like 29 or 30

No. 153437

File: 1601513835296.jpeg (106.38 KB, 1859x1294, A93440DB-FB26-447B-9AC2-508CC6…)

I am so attracted to Forsen it's not even funny at this point. Especially when he lets his beard get really long. I need to find a doppelgänger of him jfc

No. 153439

>>152511
He’s pretty grotesque but I’m not judging you anon.

>>153192
Haven’t seen the show but he is definitely a qt.

No. 153453

File: 1601524515698.jpg (48.94 KB, 703x1024, EjEV8kVWsAAmLhf.jpg)

>>153437
Same anon. Even though I know it'd be hell to date any streamer or gamer, I can't help but finding Trainwrecks and other male streamers as really attractive.

No. 153474

>>153453
Fucking hell no. I hope this is a self post and that no one is actually attracted to this neanderthal looking motherfucker.

Homo erectus lookin ass.

No. 153481

>>153453
I feel you, even though I find train totally off putting. There are a few streamers I legit fawn over, Forsen and Soda the most.

No. 153514

File: 1601575665826.jpg (240.62 KB, 2267x2806, alan watts.jpg)

I'm actually not ashamed at all, but he certainly wouldn't fly in the "attractive men" thread.

No. 153516

>>153453
What the fuck is that kek. Are you ok anon, have you been living in the woods?

No. 153521

>>153474
>>153516
come on guys he's not that bad. definitely not for everyone but i can see how someone might think he's cute.

No. 153524

>>153521
Then the anon should've posted a better picture, jesus h christ

No. 153528

>>153524
yeah. i think part of his appeal is probably his personality/character https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrWmVutU0LQ

No. 153530

File: 1601583244212.jpg (74.17 KB, 750x981, EjKK9SXXsAEUda-.jpg)

Bullies are hot

No. 153534

>>153530
Anon omg get some help. Please tell me you don't think Sam is hot too.

No. 153538

File: 1601588991635.jpeg (170.36 KB, 850x1300, AABC00EC-3FF9-4BF5-B4C5-B85ED8…)

The guy who played boris shcherbina in Chernobyl. I don’t know why and I think I’m the only person in the world who thinks he’s hot

No. 153539

>>153534
Anon i…

No. 153542

>>153538
Stellan Skarsgård is hot, I agree 100%. He was also in some Swedish exploitation movies when he was young and was weirdly cute.

No. 153556

File: 1601603915611.gif (2.49 MB, 450x450, tenor.gif)

>>152583
I have three men I cycle through lusting and I'm at Jay again. Also agree with you on quarantine being rough on them both, though the long hair is really cute.

>>152539
I hope he grew out of his Armoured Skeptic phase. I have such a like/dislike relationship with him.

No. 153561

File: 1601609040897.jpg (134.33 KB, 1080x1080, 1a2353ae4dfaf73880973701a654c5…)

I know he would never cheat on Claire but I would still shoot my shot….

No. 153569

>>153542
Thank you for validating me anon, I was holding on to that one for a while lol

>>153561
Oh yeah, Phil’s dorky hot dad thing does it for me too

No. 153572

File: 1601614424273.jpg (10.06 KB, 209x179, mark zuckerberg.jpg)

i know he is a shit person but he's kind of cute in some pictures

No. 153573

>>153572
Anon this is the worst post here

No. 153576

>>153572
This is worse than Epstein

No. 153577

>>153572
are you into bestiality, he's a fucking lizard anon

No. 153594

>>153538
He's got some Daddy energy going on, I can get it.

No. 153616

>>153572
are you also into Dylan Klebold

No. 153639

File: 1601651256804.jpg (33.23 KB, 650x455, IMG_20191027_064924_628.jpg)

>>153572
I kind of understand but he needs to grow his hair longer

No. 153640

>>153572
He has no eyelashes

No. 153650

>>153639
I’m sorry was this picture meant to defend your point?? He looks like he’s made of wax

No. 153658

>>153650
I was pointing out that he needs a better haircut. ugly picture i know but he's ugly

No. 153674

>>153576
How the fuck is Zuckerberg worse? He may be an evil corporate overlord but Epstein ran a sex trafficking network focusing on underage girls

No. 153687

>>153561
yes! I posted him in the last thread

No. 153704

>>153674
chill, she could have meant worse as in more unattractive or hard to understand

No. 153746

File: 1601722490365.jpg (237.48 KB, 900x1200, Kazuchika_Okada_2016.JPG)

Not sure which thread should I put him in so I just went with this one. I actually couldn't care less about wrestling but

>6'3 Japanese man


Sorry…

No. 153760

File: 1601737459539.jpeg (20.94 KB, 300x251, 06218A36-26E3-40C6-BE01-6247A7…)

i’m sorry

No. 153764

>>153674
If someone likes Epstein they can at least use the excuse of daddy issues but there’s no explanation for being attached to zuckerberg

No. 153773

>>153639
His eyes are fucking terrifying. It's like there's nothing behind them just some wires and a circuit board

No. 153800

File: 1601754947853.jpeg (228.83 KB, 650x758, 1FBA41B3-CE75-42B6-A293-15737A…)

I’m sorry but he was so sexy and I already like military uniforms…

No. 153827

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>>153189
This and also Hammond. I want to put him in my pocket, he's so tiny

No. 153830

>>153800
Agreed, he had such cute eyes

No. 153840

File: 1601779944553.jpeg (61.22 KB, 500x655, 17818732-A19F-4676-8B4E-DF419A…)

Guy Pearce, but specifically in this role

No. 153854

>>153840
is everything okay anon

No. 153859

File: 1601796407862.jpg (90.89 KB, 1600x900, joel osteen.jpg)


No. 153864

I watched house of 1000 corpses today and whichever bitch said she wanted to have sex with Tiny, just want you to know you’re still a sick bitch

No. 153867

>>153859
Please be joking

No. 153873

File: 1601811676289.jpg (534.39 KB, 1097x871, there-will-be-blood-paul-dano.…)

one of the best character actors. extremely underrated. also he gets beat up or ends up screaming and crying in every single movie he's in lol. seeing him cry (like in little ms. sunshine) makes me want to hug and comfort him

No. 153875

File: 1601812292938.jpg (114.16 KB, 1200x675, bobbymoyny.jpg)

Bobby Moynihan has always been super cute to me ever since his youtube days with Childish and I don't want him to lose weight

No. 153892

File: 1601832421385.jpeg (7.21 KB, 183x275, pobrane (2).jpeg)

>>153873
I love him too, he's great. He was such a cutie in For Ellen. Im interested in the new Batman only cause he's playing in it.

No. 153899

File: 1601836010926.png (2.79 MB, 750x1334, E378DD13-B5FA-43AD-AD0D-30AE1B…)

>>153194

I mentioned him in the last threads somewhere but I am firmly on the "Elliott is hot" side of the divide. helps that Rami Malek seems like a cool/decent guy. a friend of a friend who worked on set for mr. robot said that he's very nice and "very sleepy" IRL which was incredibly endearing information to me

No. 153900

File: 1601837348464.png (362.36 KB, 670x492, AE7268F3-97A7-4C09-ABB4-90BC94…)

in a game of fmk I mistakenly admitted my attraction to Mike Stoklasa by saying “fuck mike” too quickly. Anyway I feel like he’d be nice to cuddle

No. 153906

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>>153854
I’m dead inside but thanks for asking anon

No. 153909

File: 1601843922947.jpg (143.84 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

i want to pet his hair

No. 153910

>>153900
Young Mike was so cute. I'm kinda sad he let himself go so bad.

No. 153914

>>153892
I posted the new Riddler in either this thread or another one, but jfc, he's beautiful.

No. 153943

>>153909
He's very cute. I like the ageless 15-or-50 vibe he's got going on.
Love his videos too, it's some of the best content YT has to offer.

No. 153958

File: 1601902092911.jpg (102.7 KB, 1200x680, the_fly_jeff_goldblum_0.jpg)

baby

No. 153962

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No. 153974

>>153232

Damn guess I gotta go watch this movie now lmao

No. 153978

File: 1601916763210.png (308.14 KB, 365x480, F7CA612A-EA4A-4768-BC17-E5A3C4…)

I know he’s one of the more conventionally attractive men on that show, but Christopher’s unibrow puts him in the uglyhot category for me

No. 154009

File: 1601927561493.gif (2.93 MB, 540x270, 2A7C49A2-C429-4AB0-816D-2C2BEE…)

>>153900
My god but have you seen Rich? Like I want that man to wife me and then do dirty things to me. I can’t explain why I’m literally only attracted to him and no other men

No. 154085

File: 1601961736011.jpeg (475.3 KB, 800x1200, 1486526404847-170127_AB_JohnDa…)

John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I fucking love everything about him and I can't help it.

No. 154091

File: 1601962585735.jpg (14.42 KB, 360x203, EeLV5R8WoAEdMtG.jpg)

Mine is probably the worst of all just because of the person but…this guy who was featured on a prison documentary in Netflix. He's a criminal in a prison in Paraguay, and he makes my crazy.

The weirdest part is he's absolutely 100% not my type. I like shy, tall, skinny, pale guys who are sweet and quiet, and I'm not a fan of visible tattoos and obviously that's not this guy. I'm so sorry, forgive me

No. 154103

>>154009
Oh my god anon this made me laugh so hard. I think it would be fun to be friends with Rich, buts that's about it lol

No. 154115

>>153978
The way I want to hit his bong and have him steal jimmy choos for me….. love u anon.

No. 154141

>>154009
love yourself

No. 154147

File: 1602003969972.jpeg (124.2 KB, 1200x1200, B7C97615-415E-46C7-82B7-0196D7…)

Charlie Brooker

No. 154149

>>154147
I get this one, he’s pretty cool

No. 154182

File: 1602020620459.jpeg (343.7 KB, 962x1200, 52F45A7D-B08D-43A6-BE34-181CAA…)

>>154147
For some reason his face reminds me of Mark Duplass who I would absolutely let rail me to death. Preferably wearing this expression the entire time.

No. 154183

>>154085
i love that no one has responded to this because there aware no words

No. 154185

>>154183
I had thoughts but I decided to leave it alone

No. 154188

>>154185
*are, not aware

Kek fair, I can imagine

No. 154189

>>154183
it's ok anon nobody responds to half the shit I post either, and that's alright

No. 154190

File: 1602023629224.jpeg (143.44 KB, 1200x800, DFBF30FB-4080-4279-B2F1-18ED38…)

Hannity is the worst and complete utter trash but I would fuck him

No. 154197

>>154182
I wouldn't mind getting railed by him while he made this face and called me a retard. Safety Not Guaranteed was a good movie.

No. 154199

File: 1602037533722.jpg (80.04 KB, 865x1149, 68054adadff84698b019ec37456e82…)

guess i like tattoed beefy men

No. 154205

File: 1602040717707.jpeg (168.75 KB, 925x520, 47C66EE3-EC6C-4228-B7E5-483C51…)

>>154190
buckley is my conservative daddy. he had such kind eyes

No. 154210

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No. 154212

>>154210
Do you want to dom him or give him the chance to earn his balls back kek

No. 154213

>>154210
If this guy were an animal, he'd be a groundhog. I don't know why, I just see it.

No. 154214

File: 1602043021933.png (248.17 KB, 589x585, 3AA1E99B-FD38-46B1-8E7E-72D52A…)


No. 154215

File: 1602045266692.jpeg (49.28 KB, 618x400, 52C2F1B8-054C-4DE6-8CFC-8CFBB0…)

Tucker, but really only when he’s fat

No. 154247

File: 1602067355053.jpeg (306.77 KB, 663x750, 037DBD22-7860-41C4-99D6-33BE58…)

I’m not sure if this counts when nobody knows what he looks like, but this is it for me. I’ve listened to him on YouTube for five whole years. I don’t know his name, never seen his face, he has a million mental issues, he dropped out of school at 12, he writes anime references into his raps during manic episodes, but he has the voice of a god and I would let him do absolutely anything he wanted to me. I’m not about to trust a man I will never meet but he seems so genuinely nice, it gives me butterflies. He just got super popular all of a sudden so that’s pretty cool!

No. 154249


No. 154252

>>154249
>Youtube
>no face
>raps
>voice of a god
>got suddenly popular

Probably Corpse Husband

No. 154253


No. 154255

>>154247
>chubby incel body
>raps
>voice of a god
>scary stories
is corpse husband Chills' alter ego?

No. 154256

>>154247
>>154255
Is that a real picture of corpse? I thought he was into lifting

No. 154257

>>154256
pretty sure it’s just the massive jacket, he looks thin/athletic in every other pic I’ve seen

No. 154263

File: 1602083767838.png (630.36 KB, 773x773, IMG_3852.png)

>>151338
Speaking of unconventional hockey men, I regrettably have a thing for Matthew Tkachuk. See also: Jack Eichel jfc why is my brain like this

No. 154269

>>154263
>unconventional

No. 154270

>>154263
he’s pretty objectively cute anon. i don’t even know who he is but he’s good looking

No. 154275

File: 1602087981868.jpg (40.08 KB, 434x600, matthew-tkachuk-2018-43.jpg)

>>154269
>>154270
I mean he definitely looks better in some pictures than others but I still don't know if I'd call him conventionally hot

No. 154348

>>154275
he is. idk what makes you think otherwise

No. 154350

>>154275
Yeah this guy definitely belongs in unconventional, proud of anon for being true to herself tho

No. 154393

>>154275

sage for hockeyfag, but yeah, definitely belongs here. not as bad as his brother, but Matthew only looks decent at certain angles

No. 154404

File: 1602140735725.jpg (Spoiler Image, 49.55 KB, 760x760, Eric-Andre-penis-selfie.jpg)

Legit i get horny watching his show lol

No. 154405

File: 1602148943998.jpeg (116.56 KB, 1280x720, B749DCAC-2C7D-4C11-BACE-29B650…)

Mursel from 90 Day Fiance.. whats wrong with me help

No. 154410

File: 1602155797860.jpeg (13.68 KB, 198x254, B601D493-D460-4DD6-8875-222063…)

Idk if this is THAT unconventional but he’s short af and his character is kind of a dweeb. The slicked hair and 50s fashion do it for me. Oh, and the questionable accent.

No. 154411

File: 1602156108570.jpg (73.36 KB, 638x960, download.jpg)

>>154410
Wait is that the disgusted looking guy from that Chloe Moretz meme?

No. 154413

>>154411
Why is her crotch area wet?

No. 154416

>>154413
Photoshop

No. 154418

>>154413
She also has three legs, where you not curious about that?

No. 154420

>>154418
I figured that was probably photoshop

No. 154425

>>154420
Only probably? lol I dig it.

No. 154430

>>154410
Is this guy from the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel show?

No. 154446

File: 1602174645893.jpeg (190.92 KB, 1526x1526, 9C94BCDE-52A5-4A4D-A3DC-281773…)

My Slavic nba husband, I’m not even a nuggets fan but I want him to carry me up a mountain. especially before quar when he was proper chunky

No. 154452

File: 1602177381061.jpg (741.64 KB, 2500x1959, carlson-mitchell-story-09-21.j…)

>>154215
Opposite, I'd only do him when he was younger. Being fat + old makes him look cross-eyed.

No. 154455

File: 1602177856332.jpg (45.72 KB, 640x1136, gxr2sf566qxy.jpg)

idk if anyone posted him already, but if we were both single, I'm sorry

No. 154456

File: 1602178170741.jpeg (30.26 KB, 305x416, 741088E2-3F3E-4581-8F93-82783E…)

>>154452
I definitely feel you on the cross eyed thing

No. 154458

>>154452
He has such nice hair, shame about his lips but I do love his face shape when he was not fat. The right kinda has this one.

No. 154459

File: 1602180034297.jpeg (265.3 KB, 620x1050, tr.jpeg)

>>154455
tbh current eggy looks like the average guy you'd see at an anime con.
That incel ideology though…

No. 154462

>>154404
damn our boy PACKING

No. 154464

>>153892
>>153873
classic guy is selfposting again

No. 154467

File: 1602185678336.jpeg (69.77 KB, 790x530, 049BC73D-F207-471A-9A60-F11E6F…)

>>154458
Even when he was thinner he had the potential for double chin though, the straight on camera angle of his show helps him conceal that but he needs more and more contour now that he’s fat

No. 154469

>>154464
Are you joking or do we have a different definitions of packing….

No. 154478

>>154459
I would take an incel lite TM over a "feminist" guy any day TBH NGL

No. 154479

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No. 154480

File: 1602194464542.gif (1.49 MB, 498x280, 5464567475476.gif)

Gene Wilder but only in Young Frankenstein

No. 154483

>>154479
Not sure I want to bang him, but fuck, he looks so cool/sexy.

No. 154490

File: 1602199085688.jpg (50.28 KB, 600x886, 1236856dee5663fee1caff9267eb37…)

I posted him here because he's got a bit of a baby face and that might not be considered conventional enough with his thinner lips, but dang, he is so hot to me. especially as Miguel Felix in Narcos

No. 154493


No. 154498

File: 1602209005459.jpg (63.78 KB, 594x460, gettyimages-1085316782-594x594…)

>>154490
Great taste, anon. For me he's one of those guys that gets hotter with age.
As for me, 21 Savage could murder my vagine.

No. 154499

File: 1602209260374.jpeg (28 KB, 700x394, 06BC7CAB-4D6B-4B92-8E1A-4F0AD9…)

>>154275

I thought this was the aurora shooter

No. 154500

File: 1602211722483.jpeg (213.4 KB, 1777x999, F3C04B56-183C-4EE0-93CA-2346E7…)

I normally don’t go for bald dudes but Mark Strong playing a crime boss is hot

No. 154501

>>154480
>Not wanting to fuck Willy Wonka
PATHETIC

No. 154505

File: 1602213866784.jpg (61.9 KB, 750x394, collage1.jpg)

I find both the creator and the owner of 4chan disgustingly cute

No. 154507

>>154498
>tfw you'll never get a beso from Diego Luna

No. 154512

>>154505
Moot is cute even by normie standards, it still shocks me that he had anything to do with 4chan.

No. 154519

>>153827
Hammond is borderline attractive. There are way too many women who fancy him. Apart from his height and oftentimes bad hair I wouldn't consider him ugly.

No. 154523


No. 154533

>>154500
him and Christopher Meloni are the only two baldies for me

No. 154535

>>154533
>Meloni
heh, he sure is

No. 154537

File: 1602245144190.jpg (98.09 KB, 1408x798, Screenshot_17.jpg)

I love Louis Theroux, but his brother Marcel is also hot to me. I've recently watched a documentary that he made about a junior idol in Japan and he acted like a worried dad throughout the whole video, I wanted to kiss him so bad bless his heart

No. 154538

>>154490
He's gorgeous and I fell in love with Cassian Andor

No. 154567

File: 1602268127705.jpeg (656.14 KB, 2048x2048, 22F347A3-DBCB-444D-994F-43CB75…)

9 times out of 10 I think Kevin Costner is unappealing, except for when he’s playing an Elvis impersonator during a Vegas casino heist in 3000 miles to Graceland. I know I’m alone on this one and i accept that

No. 154618

File: 1602289489237.png (742.77 KB, 849x630, zooweemama.PNG)

My professor had us watch the documentary Killer Quake for class and this man caught my eye.

No. 154622

>>154537
he is so sexy in that documentary

No. 154630

>>154567
you are not alone because I think kevin costner was hot in most of the movies he was in

No. 154651

File: 1602311080811.jpg (155.2 KB, 408x500, original.jpg)

gackt pre-2000s

No. 154671

File: 1602329499320.jpg (171.89 KB, 1800x1012, joe-wright (1).jpg)

>>154618
I was scrolling fast without reading the text and thought this was director Joe Wright

No. 154672

>>154505
I want them to spitroast me

No. 154737

File: 1602378532447.jpeg (20.66 KB, 640x480, A95CFB57-1DD4-47B9-ABF5-DE58D5…)

I’ve started watching the boys and Jack Quaid can get it

No. 154765

>>154737
He's cute and seems like a nice person to be around. Huge bonus is him being geeky

No. 154868

File: 1602469930677.jpeg (146.61 KB, 1147x635, AD66C3AE-0201-453E-9B7C-BBB79F…)

>inb4 fujo
I decided to rewatch Queer As Folk for the first time in, like, eight years and despite watching this asshole ruining people’s lives and having sex with 10 men every single episode I seriously want him to fuck me.

No. 154870

>>154868
I loved that dumb ass show for at least the first 3 seasons. Brian Mckinney was the ultimate male slut and i loved how unapologetic he was for it.

No. 154890

File: 1602482356653.png (356.14 KB, 502x720, 00A8D656-0B77-40FA-9E51-339590…)

This dumbass in game of thrones. He was also in an episode of black mirror as a politician which is a little more sexy

No. 154895

>>154737
God I can't fucking stand this guy. I don't know what it is about him. Maybe I just hate the character that he plays, but I want to punch him in the fucking head whenever he comes on screen. His face is so punchable to me.

No. 154901

File: 1602489804020.jpg (76.43 KB, 1200x674, teletodo-serie-the-terror-amc-…)

>>154890
loved him in The Terror!

No. 154906

>>154890
He plays Brutus in Rome (by HBO too)

No. 154907

>>154890
>>154901
I can see the appeal (something about that face), but he was such a creep in Outlander.

No. 154950

File: 1602521389236.png (1.56 MB, 2667x2667, 043a207278efef458dfd4fa7d05a2d…)

Zach Hadel. Funny as fuck, seems really sweet, and I honestly love big noses. I even think his nasally voice is kinda cute.

No. 154958

File: 1602524489070.jpg (77.01 KB, 768x754, 4-1-768x754.jpg)

Recently started watching Only Fools and Horses, and young David Jason is really doing it for me

No. 155015

File: 1602568184054.jpeg (161.07 KB, 1160x773, CFD1C349-23A5-455E-91CA-53FC7E…)

>>154958
All I see here is devin Nunez anon I’m sorry

No. 155018

>>154901
Didn't particularly care for him in Rome but he was an absolute cutie in The Terror. Just like Jared Harris.

No. 155019

>>154737
He inherited the worst features from his parents which make him look old for his age.

No. 155029

File: 1602584478233.jpeg (14.1 KB, 250x325, images (3).jpeg)

>>154958
You are precious anon

No. 155046

File: 1602598362687.jpg (37.77 KB, 1280x720, butchermedaddy.jpg)

only male character on the boys who is smashable. starlight hands down.
the boys can be boys, ladies wyd

No. 155051

>>155046
as billy would say, he is pretty fucking diabolical, and yes, i would let him smash me

No. 155053

File: 1602606297273.gif (1.6 MB, 268x337, frenchie.gif)

>>155046
YES! but tbh i would smash Frenchie too

No. 155056

>>155053
frenchie is pretty as fuck. i don't even care that he's israeli trying to pass as french.

No. 155067

>>155056
i think his character is meant to be french-algerian

No. 155078

>>155067
i figured he was probably born in france to north-african parents. regardless, neither an algerian francophone or a french person would sound like that

No. 155099

>>154958
i kinda get it anon. physically he's so-so to me but i am SO attracted to his personality in that show. what the fuck man

>>154459
i thought this was null lmao

No. 155104

>>154737
I lost it when queen maeve kept calling him a twink

No. 155191

File: 1602707411161.jpg (71.68 KB, 735x902, 8b902133bc20144f3c469b6d64efab…)

He's not unconventional, just kinda gross

No. 155192

>>155191
he's cute, why is he gross though? bc he's a rapper?

No. 155196

>>155192
Na, just the way he interacts with women and him saying that Bill Cosby is innocent. And celebrities overall are kinda gross to me

No. 155200

do i have any interest in blacksmithing? not at all. do i watch his videos purely because i would make sweet sweet love to alec steele? maybe
sage cause im a retard kek

No. 155221

File: 1602736439012.jpg (210.73 KB, 620x800, crop-POTROAST_PROCESS_037.jpg)

Matty Matheson does it for me. He is fat as hell and equally loud and obnoxious but he gives off a really genuine and positive energy imo.

No. 155224

>>155221
i thot this was bam margera

No. 155226

>>155224
Well I enjoyed this short-lived crush while it lasted

No. 155231

>>155224
i'm looking at him and i still think this is bam margera

No. 155235

File: 1602742937068.jpg (50.34 KB, 426x600, actor-peter-blomquist-83047_la…)

peter blomquist (va/actor)………..he seems like a chill guy

No. 155237

File: 1602744060631.png (685.44 KB, 859x670, 6b8404c742d9021c849e4ec0b46b45…)

Q from impractical jokers. he's hot now and he was kind of hot even in earlier seasons where he was chubbier and shaved his face.

No. 155239

>>155237
Yeah he's hot. I wanna fuck Sal more tbh. I often fantasize about meeting Sal and being his young gf (compared to him, he's in his 40s I believe so we'd have 20 years difference). But Q is a close second.

No. 155241

Is it okay to post a guy who is a piece of shit bad person but I am painfully attracted to? Like, is it okay to be attracted to someone you kind of hate? Lmao

>>155046
I'd smash Billy, too. It's always the wild ones that can get it.

No. 155244

>>155241
go ahead and post away, it's what the thread is for. and yes, it's okay, as long as you acknowledge he's a bad person.

have totally felt that way before. thought someone was hot but also felt the urge to want to punch him in the face because he's a dick.

No. 155245

File: 1602748424397.jpg (553.4 KB, 978x1527, RCO014_1583407556.jpg)

>>155078
>>155067
>>155056
In the comics he is in no way supposed to be actually French, but I have heard they made him less mad in the series

No. 155251

File: 1602750055559.jpg (17.52 KB, 400x400, thispieceofshit.jpg)

>>155244
You put it perfectly. I really want to punch him in the face for what he did. But damn if I didn't enjoy the leaked nudes. I'd have fucked him and I hate myself for that.

No. 155256

File: 1602757091289.jpeg (404.83 KB, 828x897, 29A1EAC1-2BA1-493F-AD83-B73D04…)

I don’t know if he’d be considered “unconventional” but i found this qt marriage therapist on youtube..

No. 155259

>>155251
he is so fucking repulsive. i feel ill looking at that picture.

No. 155260

>>155256
Same! He's so level headed and respectful that I think his personality plays a large role in it.

I found his vids shortly after I got out of an abusive relationship and having read the comments I see alot of women in the same position feeling the same feels lol

No. 155264

>>155260
Ikr! In this vid he said he was getting some hate comments and I was like “wtf, i love him, how could anyone dislike him?” I actually went through a breakup too recently and his vids have been really interesting for me.

No. 155269

>>155235
>seems like a chill guy
he looks like he's having PTSD flashbacks in that pic lmao

No. 155271

>>154958 oh anon, Only fools and horses remind me of my nan and grandad. My grandad passed away the end of last year. This post made me smile.

No. 155287

File: 1602775681611.jpg (66.13 KB, 336x350, 0210_hiroyuki_336x3501.jpg)

Dick me down Hiroshima-san

No. 155293

File: 1602777863536.jpeg (50.71 KB, 913x479, 0CFCAC60-09CC-4296-9398-79D87C…)

Slightly younger Hunter Biden, lol

No. 155313

File: 1602785366805.png (565.99 KB, 571x671, E273DC3C-51EC-4F93-82B9-FB1598…)

extremely ashamed about this one tbh

No. 155314

>>155237
>>155239
Am I had for wanting to fuck/marry Joe?

He's funny and cute and seems like the most outgoing one. Q seems to have emotional baggage and sal is obviously gay.

No. 155318

>>155287
Idk who this is but he's pretty cute.

No. 155320

>>155318
The owner of 4chan

No. 155351

>>155237
Good choice. He's the best of the bunch. Fyi Murr has been publicly called out as being an actual cuckold so he's this threads big loser.

No. 155355

File: 1602801285282.jpg (160.66 KB, 640x360, upstart-crow-640x360.jpg)

>>155313
This is all I see.

No. 155368

>>155314
Nah Joe is probably the best guy out of all of them. I wouldn't fuck him bc he seems like such a nice guy, he's definitely marriage material

No. 155371

>>155351
Anon this comment is so funny. Now I'll never be able to look at Murr the same, thanks

No. 155379

File: 1602818081762.jpeg (539.41 KB, 2048x2048, D663C957-BE96-4B70-A9A2-6CF74F…)

I don’t know whyyyy but I had the biggest crush on Rick Moranis for the longest time. Also Martin freeman.

I’m cursed to crush on short, kinda dorky male celebs.

No. 155382

File: 1602822953334.jpg (146.19 KB, 1200x900, rowen atkinson.jpg)

young mr bean could get it….

No. 155383

File: 1602823085339.png (583.49 KB, 557x427, sam young.png)

>>155313
i think young sam hyde was super cute (pic related) but he's just disgusting now, not funny anymore, and a pedophile and an abuser and a tranny fucker so i just cant feel anything but hate towards him

No. 155385

>>155383
Same anon.. When I was in my teens I used to love his dumb mirror videos but knowing that he took advantage of a 15yo made me lose my respect.

No. 155390

>>154651
>unconventionally attractive thread
>posts gackt
>Literally every weeaboo was obsessed by gackt back in those days
lol gr8 b8 m8

No. 155391

>>155390
The thread description says that men with shameful reputation can be posted here. Gackt is a massive narcissist and was charged with rape multiple times

No. 155394

>>155390
does my opinion count? cuz he'd still be an unconventional male attraction for non weebs

No. 155405

File: 1602846809550.jpg (598.35 KB, 1112x1056, sam hyde is gross.jpg)

>>155385
i don't care that he got face-fucked by a tran but this is just disgusting. not to mention the autistic selfie…

No. 155407

>>155355
I don't even know who the other guy is, but David is superior to him in every way

No. 155491

File: 1602904377481.jpg (83.54 KB, 640x788, kbqzkwamym451.jpg)

>>155239
you're not alone in that fantasy.
sal is definitely cute too. i like him with glasses. his dislike of cats would be a dealbreaker, though.
>>155314
i would marry the fuck out of joe. not sexually attracted to him but he seems the most emotionally mature.
i can see what you mean about Q having emotional problems but tbh being the girl that steps into this middle aged depressed man's life and fixes him up really adds to the fantasy for me.
i don't think sal is gay, i think he actually has a gf but keeps it on the down low. there's rumors about it. he's pretty secretive about his personal life, as is Q.
>>155351
LMFAO what? please give me a source on that. i wouldn't be surprised at all if it were really true.
i'd still fuck murr tho, he only really became attractive to me in season 5 onward when he started looking less creepy by embracing his baldness. the glasses help, too.

No. 155492

>>155491
I thought this was Chumel Torres for a second

No. 155493

File: 1602907370650.jpg (29.79 KB, 599x337, _hu3d03a01dcc18bc5be0e67db3d8d…)

I wanna fuck Jez

No. 155495

File: 1602908564621.png (707.19 KB, 644x701, 12847728.png)

>>153760
i'll do you one worse

No. 155502

File: 1602913769965.jpg (120.36 KB, 1280x720, 8fd3b09f-Dave-Portnoy-Getty.jp…)

Horrible taste I know, but I'd like to get coked up and eat pizza with Dave Portnoy like once

No. 155505

>>155491
There was a podcast I tried but dropped like hot garbage (Call her Daddy). The only memorable part was one of them was friends with someone who knew an impractical jokers gf and she said he would order pizzas and hide while the gf would answer the door naked and try to hook up with the delivery guy.

It wouldn't be joe he's married with kids at home and sal is an actual germaphobe, Q is a mega normie and who the fuck else would it be but Murr

No. 155517

File: 1602931445630.gif (806.69 KB, 498x280, 1267559.gif)

>>155493
You and me both

No. 155521

>>155493
He'd probably reel you in with some facts about the superiority of 1st pressing olive oil at super hands' hell apartment, take you home, cover you in shoe polish and ask to stick a finger up his bum.

No. 155541

>>155251
he's a huge piece of shit but he's still cute, I'd probably have been tempted to fuck him too (though I wouldn't've have since he's obviously married) before we all found out what he was really like

No. 155542

>>155493
he's (not jez but robert webb) from the same place as me. he doesn't live here anymore obviously but he comes back to see family/friends. I've not met him but he's apparently super friendly by all accounts

No. 155578

File: 1602986540334.gif (999.38 KB, 500x240, Stannis-Baratheon-stannis-bara…)

I was out here minding my own business when my monkey brain remembered this guy was kinda hot. Only in the role though, he looks goofy otherwise. god and I didn't even like the show smh

No. 155623

File: 1603030611467.png (218.8 KB, 360x450, Tywin_Lannister.png)

>>155578
He is my favorite character in the books, he's the one that gets shit done, so I kinda thought he was hot when he appeared in the TV show, and dropped it as soon as I realized they were going to butcher his arc and characterization. I hope if the books end one day, he's the one to get the throne, or at least he gets a decent ending.

Speaking of GoT, it made me so fucking horny for Tyson Lannister, Charles Dance is the ideal man for me despite being well in his seventies, I'm a lost case lol.

No. 155624

>>155623
Tywin* kek

No. 155673

File: 1603059760802.jpg (202.18 KB, 1920x1080, CivilizationVI_Russia_Peter_he…)

I've been playing a lot of civ 6 and he is so damn hot to me

No. 155675

File: 1603063295526.png (611.71 KB, 500x652, D165D49D-ABDA-486C-B983-68617D…)

Idk if it’s unconventional but ugh idk why i was crushing on him

No. 155676

>>155675
Same, I started crushing on him after he cut his hair and it started greying a little. I like Rhett with his long hair too kek.

No. 155698

>>155578
>>155623
Aw, man, I thirsted hard after Stannis. Would’ve probably had the hots for Tywin except he reminded me too much of my grandpa, and it weirded me out. I had a laundry list of shameful GOT crushes. Most embarrassing were Ramsay and Viserys. I’m kinda glad that GOT didn’t air when I was a teenager because that would’ve been bad lol.

No. 155703

File: 1603095304530.jpg (381.97 KB, 950x500, 1603048585642.jpg)

I posted him in the conventional thread but people suggested I should come here instead lmao

No. 155711

>>155703
Idk who that guy is but I don't get what's unconventional about him. He seems fit and has regular and symmetrical features. For me it's a huge difference between him and most of the other men posted here who have weird facial and body proportions or are old, bald, scruffy and whatnot.

No. 155715

>>155711
His name is Chris Broad, he's a Youtuber based in Japan

No. 155717

>>155711
Nta but his weight fluctuates and he looks older than his real age alot of the time, he reads out hate comments sometimes and he gets alot of flack for being unfit. For a male youtuber he gets a weird aount of critical comments about his appearance.

No. 155723

>>155703
I fancy him too. His dry sarcastic humour used to trigger me because it reminded of my asshole ex lol, Watching his livestreams he comes across as pretty likeable though

No. 155728

>>155711
he's probably too "average" for the conventional thread.

No. 155786

File: 1603148799095.jpeg (106.3 KB, 540x720, 6780C2C4-3CDA-49FF-AF0D-A6DE8E…)

>>155698
Mine was Roose. Ramsay was too young for me kek

No. 155787

>>155698
I think Ramsay's not too bad cause at least you can blame it on the actor being conventionally attractive lel. But yeah that show was prime husbando picking ground.

>>155786
Kek anon I also thought he was too young. Can you imagine if he were Rooses age tho.

No. 155790

>>155786
He was the most fuckable character (in terms of looks) to me kek

No. 155801

File: 1603159241334.jpg (80.72 KB, 1200x630, samseder.jpg)

he seems a bit self absorbed but perhaps that's just my impression

No. 155831

>>155698
Viserys was hot unfortunately

No. 155849

>>155051
>>155053
>>155056
>>155067
>>155078
>>155104
>>155237
>>155239
>>155241
>>155314
>>155491
The Boys and Impractical Jokers is all I've watched lately and MASSIVE SAME to all these replies oh my god
Nearly bought a tear to my eye, bless us autists every one.
esp the impractical jokers boys, like….I'd let them tag team
fuck that's embarrassing.

an OG (which I think is conventional?? tell me to jog on if so but I think he's weirdly gross hot not traditional hot) is archie from Rocknrolla. He's in Kick Ass too as a similar character.
Just his VOICE gets me going. Yes archie, I do want a slap.

No. 155951

I would fuck Mick Jagger.

No. 155952

File: 1603267350986.jpeg (67.29 KB, 900x477, 26CEC2B8-E57A-460E-BDCF-75CB70…)

Joseph Merrick, unironically. It's hard to know what is an actual photo/painting of him but I'll go with this one.
I honestly don't find facial disfigurements ugly. They bring up motherly instincts in me, not sure if that's 'bad' or not. He still has beautiful eyes. I think brown eyes are the best!
But perhaps I'm biased because I really look up to him and think he was actually a really cool person.

No. 155953

>>155952
oh boy

No. 155955

>>151003
But anon, you just described me…

No. 155956

>>151630
Bayonetta

No. 155965

File: 1603278585567.jpg (17.17 KB, 396x251, LesterNygaardFargoScreenshot.j…)

I love him.

No. 155970

>>155952
Oh anon

No. 155979

File: 1603285700188.jpg (45.49 KB, 814x779, d8be87c44d634906b4143592d8ab2b…)

>>155965
same anon. makes me want a nervous murderous bf

No. 155980

>>155952
thread winner

No. 155984

File: 1603288684714.jpeg (41.63 KB, 387x458, 181B5FC5-21F4-4E66-8FFA-CFD9E7…)

jay baruchel is my dream boy

No. 155988

File: 1603290675077.jpeg (98.45 KB, 1000x1200, 2B90132E-9DC6-4204-BE9E-A1406B…)

>>155965
Nice choice, I was more into Billy Bob tbh. His voice and mannerisms were so hot in Fargo lol.

No. 155990

>>155698
Now I want to see what your grandpa looks like lmao.

No. 155994

>>155990
Same kek

No. 155996


No. 156002

File: 1603303577276.jpeg (113.18 KB, 1240x1080, E6308DE4-4387-4432-9692-7E854D…)

boyinaband! If you're into men with long hair, he's probably already pretty hot to you but I also think he has a beautiful face and facial structure. I love how individualistic he is.

No. 156003

>>156002
holy shit YEEES and he's so hot in that video!
sage for fangirling way too much kek

No. 156008

>>156002
I hate his hair :( but he has a wonderful facial structure

No. 156010

>>156002
he’s cute but if his hair was undyed and little bit shorter 10/10

No. 156011

>>156002
ayeee posted that exact image in one of the previous threads up top sis

No. 156017

>>155988
lord i had it bad for malvo a while back. he was so hot, even shitting with the door open didn't kill it for me kek. i wish the ending was different, we could have had murder boyfriends

No. 156020

File: 1603309412650.jpg (24.26 KB, 678x381, 93.jpg)

>>152320
absolutely classically attractive; he wasn't even considered that short then, we called Courtney tall

No. 156035

>>152340
5’9 is a manlet?

No. 156038

>>156035
Yes anything below 6’0 is a manlet

No. 156042

>>153639
Why do him and Bill Gates both look like toads. Makes me wonder how many toad looking people work in that industry.

No. 156043

>>156038
Anything below 5'5" is a manlet for me. I'm 5'4".. it's not like I need an additional half a foot of personhood to hover over me

No. 156046


No. 156051

>>156038
Anything above 6'0 is a lanklet.

No. 156060

>>156051
lanklets are hot when you're above 5'5"

No. 156065

File: 1603341310785.jpeg (58.29 KB, 600x400, 04436E60-03E7-4391-A35D-C0FBDE…)

Eli from boardwalk was a hot sleazy drunk

No. 156068

File: 1603342327754.jpeg (136.22 KB, 982x640, the-wire-season-2-tv-show-imag…)

He's so cute

No. 156074

File: 1603346637630.jpeg (120.75 KB, 1280x720, D6EF4D3F-A8D0-49BD-ADF5-13A185…)

>>156068
I thought this was Todd packer for a moment

No. 156077

File: 1603347249813.jpeg (26.48 KB, 236x354, 91699E81-6EDB-4885-858C-E25507…)

Has anyone posted this guy yet

No. 156087

>>155952
lol i can't tell if this is a joke or not. Meme's aside I heard he was an interesting person, well read and articulate. I enjoyed John Hurt's portrayal of him.

No. 156094

File: 1603353538271.jpg (8.1 KB, 182x277, index.jpg)

sergey nazarov

No. 156211

File: 1603412263883.jpeg (43.34 KB, 498x562, B4742D2D-B927-4678-ABE5-AF9669…)

>>156074
Speaking of The Office
Creed

No. 156214

>>156211
for me itd be robert california

No. 156217

File: 1603414219757.jpeg (124.37 KB, 634x956, BFEB3702-36C0-4900-A3AF-343C70…)

i have such a huge crush on paul merton

No. 156221

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>>156214
Yeah, I normally wouldn’t bang spader, but I definitely would in this role

No. 156223

>>150287
>>150205
isnt he an autist?

No. 156238

File: 1603441148802.jpeg (258.91 KB, 1600x1124, A471B7D7-C4D0-4C1A-81A4-00335C…)

any day

No. 156243

File: 1603454914579.jpg (31.4 KB, 474x468, jandek.jpg)

Fuck it - I think Jandek is cute and his music is cool, too

No. 156287

>>155251
just caught up with all the issues surrounding him and saw the nudes. dude has the saddest penis ive ever seen and that confidence with that hairline? god. i wanna shoot myself in the foot i too, would fuck him

No. 156305

File: 1603471160199.jpeg (81.97 KB, 1100x619, DB93431D-A3D8-4FEB-BD20-85434D…)

Brett Baer is sexy

No. 156325

File: 1603474071014.jpeg (60.91 KB, 828x812, 69A31666-750D-420B-9B4F-5D5693…)

Idk why I loved him as a child but yea

No. 156366

>>156325
Because you had TASTE is why. Never be ashamed, anon

No. 156368

>>156223
I think he said he had ADHD and took medication for it until he graduated high school. I've seen a lot of people speculate that he has autism (idk if they mean actually or just in the internet way lol), but as far as I know he's only admitted to having ADHD.

No. 156390

File: 1603497574927.jpeg (149.53 KB, 1200x1200, 8BAC502E-15D1-45C7-9817-235A62…)

Not sure if he fits here. But Brad Dourif in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. His character was so freaking adorable and his stuttering was so cute. I freaking love him. Also Chucky is one of my favourite characters one of the reasons being that he voices him.

No. 156404

File: 1603512831449.jpeg (1.08 MB, 1478x980, 745B1EFD-CEF2-45A7-93DB-9D9C5A…)

slipknotposting time

No. 156406

>>156390
Oh damn I’m watching this movie for the first time in a decade and your post made me shit a brick. Literally had the same thoughts. Young Brad is too moe in this.

No. 156424

>>156060
Whatever you say, lanklet.

No. 156432

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No. 156438

File: 1603540895401.jpg (1.48 MB, 2023x2835, Junji_Ito_-_Lucca_Comics_&_Gam…)

Junji Ito. I watched some Youtube videos where they made him react to scary videos and almost throughout the whole thing he was sitting there poker faced lmao. He also gives off wholesome dad vibes. Cute

No. 156451

>>156238
Kinda wonder what his dick looks like now.

No. 156458

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No. 156460

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No. 156474

>>156438
When I first saw him I was surprised, he's pretty cute (in a nerd like way) for someone who writes infamously gross horror manga

No. 156658

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Highkey embarrassing but Sacha Baron Cohen in character as Borat. He’s just such a dickhead and he’s so tall and shit plus the goofy ass accent, it just does it for me.

No. 156659

>>156658
yaaaas my name a borat.

I want to be his wife.

No. 156688

File: 1603745502516.jpeg (194.6 KB, 1005x960, 842825BE-EC65-451A-BE6C-37E940…)

sorry

No. 156702

>>156658
yes anon same. but only early Borat, he looks weird and rubbery now

No. 156706

>>156688
I hate myself for agreeing with you. I have zero idea why, maybe because he has a huge dick.

No. 156711

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>>156432
that reminds me, late 90s early 2000s jon davis too, but he was actually pretty cute and conventional i think?
late 90s early 2000s slipknot though..man they were gross AF. id let them take turns on me

No. 156767

File: 1603775109925.jpg (41.72 KB, 453x679, EgNe-CGX0AQpDX5.jpg)

lel, no bully pls

No. 156768

>>156767
you should never ever admit this again. lock it away deep inside you and develop alcoholism like normal people do when dealing with severe mental dysfunction

No. 156770

File: 1603776250085.jpg (66.36 KB, 600x534, ucsb-shooting-elliot-rodgers-s…)

I'm going to leave now

No. 156807

File: 1603794980419.png (782.6 KB, 640x640, 18de7A3.png)

>>156065
Boardwalk Empire has so many men to choose from, unf

No. 156812

File: 1603797186614.jpg (35.63 KB, 512x456, unnamed.jpg)

>shameful for their reputation

No. 156814

>>156770
I will leave with you as I think he was good looking too. What a waste

No. 156846

I thought
>>156807
was
>>156812

No. 156847

>>156812
Thanks anon(s) who keep posting Hunter in /g/, you dragged me down with you. Tbf I had no idea he was 50, even if these pics are old I honestly thought he was in his thirties.

No. 156889

File: 1603817813818.jpeg (175.51 KB, 1190x1190, A19E81AD-BE83-456D-A8DE-7F6EB8…)

>>156812
>>156688
Hunter was cute when he was younger but he aged like shit unfortunately.

No. 156897

File: 1603819824250.jpg (43.49 KB, 620x439, z25842175Q,Mlody-Ted-Kaczynski…)

I want to live in the woods with him

No. 156907

>>156438
excellent taste anon

No. 156912

File: 1603821676992.jpg (144.13 KB, 680x960, sdc.jpg)

Ever since I saw him in The Lighthouse I've been horny for him.

No. 156924

File: 1603823797192.jpg (201.99 KB, 1200x600, johnnydidnothingwrong.jpg)

not sure if he belongs here or in conventionally attractive, but evil karate daddy can definitely get it

No. 156941

File: 1603827690602.jpg (86.87 KB, 474x526, kazcynski.jpg)

>>156897
same tbh

No. 156942

>>156912
I love him for some reason, I don't know why. I'm not even attracted to him really, I just love him as an actor

No. 156943

>>156941
i thought that was a prettier null.

No. 156949

finally… music video that appeals to the female gaze

No. 156953

>>156688
looks very sleazy, maybe that's the appeal for u anon? I like the sleazeball look myself on ocassion

No. 156968

>>156943
you've done it, you've ruined him for me.

No. 156979

>>156912
You ever see the video of him dancing naked?

No. 156995

>>156979
Sauce?

No. 157001

>>156995
Nta but search for “Willem’s Dafoe naked dance” and you should find it on Vimeo. It’s listed under Channel J - The Dance of the Sphinx and Chimera.

He’s uh, really big… even soft. Damn. I like Willem, he’s an amazing actor and seems like a goofy (but not creepy) weirdo. Guess we can add another plus to his list of positive traits.

No. 157006

>>156979
no but I do remember hearing a director say he's got a big penis

No. 157013

>>156770
Anon I was just about to post him, but couldn't bring myself to out of shame. The worst part is I didn't really feel anything until I started reading his ""manifesto"" and other things about him. I don't know what's wrong with me, but I am full of self-disgust.

No. 157025

>>156924
You’re sick and deranged

No. 157056

File: 1603884791934.jpg (49.35 KB, 800x1199, FNMKTLNRKNZLGTHEFM45VZJLZY.jpg)

TCAP-era Chris was conventionally handsome as far as middle-aged men go. It's a shame he's an opportunistic money-grabbing dick

No. 157096

File: 1603907149360.jpg (39.19 KB, 960x500, zaddy.jpg)

>>157025
this made me laugh, thank you anon

No. 157187

>>157096
He looks like the crypt keeper

No. 157215

File: 1603969211840.jpg (81.75 KB, 1000x1200, Cobra-Kai-Johnny-Lawrence-Deni…)

>>157187
You've upset him now, watch out

No. 157253

>>157215
>>157096
are you the anon who was also attracted to jimmy savile? they look somewhat similar lmao

No. 157254

>>157253
I am absolutely NOT that anon holy fuck you may have just killed it

No. 157269

>>157254
It's all fun and games until you're accused of being savile anon

No. 157271

>>155046
Karl has been on my list since DOOM, he can get it in whatever he plays

No. 157292

File: 1603999726535.jpeg (123.13 KB, 955x400, DC0E9EC1-BA84-4D81-BFA6-DC2776…)

>>157271
Karl was kinda hot in Star Trek, i was trying to figure out where I recognized him from when watching The Boys, but it didn't click until quite a few episodes in where I'd seen him

No. 157296

File: 1604001249880.jpg (137.72 KB, 1600x1062, EaY9uUMWkAIQ8rD.jpg)

sorry…

No. 157303

>>157296
?
anon do you need help?

No. 157310

File: 1604005870027.jpg (74.29 KB, 696x442, GerardWay2017GettyImages-66361…)

Gerard Way. He was more attractive back in the day but I am still attracted to him.

No. 157314

>>157296
Pretty sick bait.

No. 157318

File: 1604008514164.jpg (25.09 KB, 328x670, would.JPG)

>>157296
if youre gonna thirst after a cop, might as well pick a decent looking one

No. 157319

>>157310
He looks like a troon here

No. 157323

>>149092

I want to fuck James so so so bad. He's definitely my pick for this thread.

No. 157325

File: 1604012130463.jpg (197.17 KB, 1400x1400, larry_david_curb_your_enthusia…)

Wow, I fucking love this thread. You are my kind of people. I can't believe how many of my unconventional dream fucks are in here.

But I gotta go with Larry David as my #1. I get distracted watching that show by how painfully sexy I find him. I can't imagine I'd ever be able to explain the attraction to anyone, but he does it for me in every way.

No. 157326

File: 1604013037257.jpg (72.99 KB, 620x626, James.jpg)

I don't know how unconventional he is but James/Uberhaxornova has been a crush of mine for a few years. I used to be more into Aleks, but at some point, I started watching James' streams more instead.

No. 157338

>>157325
I understand this attraction completely, even if I'm not sexually attracted to him myself. He's exactly my type otherwise though.

No. 157352

>>157318
this was the one who felt most remorseful but that ain't saying much

No. 157370

File: 1604039537846.jpg (10.39 KB, 235x327, 0684a98bd257e5b73c9337a0b957f4…)

I'm really attracted to David Thewlis even though he's completely not my type. He's just so talented, and his body of work is so diverse. Even hearing him voice the shame wizard in big mouth vaguely turns me on lol.

No. 157372

>>157323
The way I held my breath clicking this because I was so afraid it was going to be about James Charles

No. 157384

>>157372
this made me kek bless you anon

No. 157385

File: 1604047747647.jpg (21.4 KB, 665x458, usofucknpreciouswhenusmile.jpg)

>>157370
Ooh I was in love with Remus Lupin when I was little. Even in Fargo he's so cool, although not sure if I find him hot or anything in there hehe but he's very charismatic

No. 157431

>>157310
I was way more into him back then but tbh he could still get it at any point in the last 15 years

>>157325
Tyra Banks thinks he’s the hottest guy ever so you’re in good company anon

No. 157445

File: 1604081845906.jpeg (150.02 KB, 600x800, F458E860-5DD4-44C1-A35C-E3465F…)

>>157325
I get it anon. I’m rewatching Seinfeld and realized I have a crush on George.

No. 157447

File: 1604082833891.jpeg (24.55 KB, 330x495, 8D0481E9-8A58-49D4-84F3-2BF958…)

Marc Maron

No. 157452

>>157447
I was just gonna post him!! I wanted to fuck him so bad when I watched glow.

No. 157454

>>157447

He's pretty conventionally hot, I think.

No. 157455

>>149111

Oh wow

No. 157484

>>157447
her nasolabial folds are outta this world

No. 157502

>>157455
the fact this shows some of you gals backread nearly the entire thread
I love this thread

No. 157557

File: 1604113761586.jpg (35.45 KB, 425x526, 71clPcvqD-L._AC_SX425_.jpg)

i don't necessarily think he's unconventional but he doesn't belong in the hot guys thread. anyway, people always go on about kurt cobain, but layne staley is my grunge husband. rip. favorite of the singers of that genre.

No. 157572

File: 1604119496163.jpg (155.78 KB, 700x700, john maus 19.jpg)

>>152018
lol i'm late af to your post but yessss i love john maus, i posted him a few threads back. he's so hot and his music and weirdo personality absolutely adds to the appeal

No. 157575

File: 1604120470540.jpg (79.25 KB, 770x970, maus.jpg)

>>157572
samefag but he isn't rly unconventional at all imo but prob wouldn't fly in the other thread. he's also older now than these pics and a little worn out looking but would still smash

No. 157578

>>157557
I thought this was Jake Paul before reading post. kek

No. 157580

>>157557
I had an ex that looked just like him and I'm so grateful for the times we had together.

No. 157595

>>157557
Looks like logan paul

No. 157644

>>157318
he's so attractive to me, too bad about him being a shitty cop

No. 157645

>>157578
>>157595
I'm so mad that I can't unsee it now.

No. 157662

File: 1604181960391.jpeg (47.12 KB, 480x721, FF9AE385-4278-4C81-8AAB-246FFD…)

>>157455
fyi anon that suit is even prettier in color
god I love this suit

No. 157694

>>153909
The highlight of reading through this thread every time is seeing someone be attracted to Tom of all people. The man's got dad energy out the wazoo and shouldn't be near as attractive as he is.

I'd wed and bed him if I had a chance for a life with him, ngl.

No. 157699

>>157578
>>157595
i'm too old to really know or care about who those guys are. shrug emoji?

>>157580
i dated a guy who looked and acted like him too. it was better we split up but man he had that sort of energy you rarely come across.

No. 157728

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>>156897
Hard same anon, hard same.

No. 157771

File: 1604261298576.jpeg (98.46 KB, 1024x768, 0ED6C761-1BB0-41DB-BCDD-31D802…)

i could save him anons..

No. 157776

File: 1604263136884.jpeg (115.54 KB, 1080x811, 2D9BC3F1-80AA-4DFD-841D-9CEEC5…)

>>157771
I’d let Tony gabba my gool any day

No. 157778

File: 1604263214340.jpg (254.82 KB, 1122x630, unabom.jpg)

>>156897
>>156941
>>157728
the og trad husbando……..

No. 157795

File: 1604267711163.jpg (129.93 KB, 828x1103, 20201102_045401.jpg)

Still going one of my man crushes.

No. 157796

>>157795
He looks like a man in the middle of morphing into a mouse

No. 157803

>>157796
Definite animorph energy, you can also see his deepseated self-loathing on his face

No. 157805

>>157795
when will the suffering end…

No. 157807

File: 1604270536992.png (311.63 KB, 601x338, screen-shot-2016-05-02-at-1116…)

Samuel Roukin, especially as Simcoe in "Turn: Washington's Spies"

No. 157811

File: 1604272109256.jpg (439.71 KB, 1268x1640, kettama.jpg)

He looks like a grimier, Slav version of one of my fuck buddies and uhhhh fuck why am i so turned on.

No. 157815

>>156438
He's incredibly cute. Also the fact that he's such good friends with his mom and his wife and they help him in the manga making process makes him so much cuter. Honestly not sure what I'd want more, for him to be my husband or dad kek

No. 157837

>>156438
I don't know if you follow him on Twitter, but he retweets almost everything people tags him in, like fanarts or cosplays of his mangas, or even pictures of cats. He really sounds like a sweet guy.

No. 157844

File: 1604310685132.jpg (85.26 KB, 1068x723, how could this happen to me.jp…)

Ugh I just watched the video dangello wallace made about the paul brothers and now I'm having romantic dreams with Logan. Doesn't help he shares a name with my middle school crush. Dude filmed a fricken suicide forest body and encourages toxicity with his shitty youtube channel, but god would I let him take me to pound town. At least he might be changing for the better?

No. 157848

>>157844
>At least he might be changing for the better?
Sociopaths don't change, anon.

No. 157880

File: 1604330928503.jpeg (265.1 KB, 1080x1920, 32CE4279-8B72-4F6D-9103-2C7168…)

i think he’s cute and i love his music

No. 157891

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>>157880
>Thinking a literal incel is attractive

No. 157899

>>157891
i think it’s just a persona anon

No. 157900

>>157844
>At least he might be changing for the better?
Don't delude yourself, anon.

No. 157901

>>157899
His persona is the same stuff the Cancer Crew did during their heyday. I thought we all grew out of finding "here's a joke about putting on Black face" funny. You do you, though.

No. 157902

>>157901
depends on the context. i think the difference between me and you is i’ don’t need to be on some endless moral quest because i’m actually a good person

No. 157903

>>157844
Can't you just fancy him for the way he looks and block out his personality? He's a dickhead but (with the exception of say fancying sex offenders) I don't get why we have to delude ourselves into thinking our celeb crushes are good examples of men.

They're as shitty or worse than the average man most of the time, just enjoy the view?

No. 157905

>>157902
Fair enough. If you think all of his fans are being ironic along with him though, then you're actually blind. Sounds like a slippery slope, if you ask me.

No. 157906

>>157905
violent people also enjoy violent media but that doesn’t mean i don’t think it shouldn’t exist just because some people like you aren’t able to contextualize it

No. 157907

>>157880
We need to start posting names because I never know who these guys are. Who is this controversial figure? lol

No. 157908

>>157907
nta and have no idea who he is either but google reverse image search says his name is negative xp and he calls himself an "incelcore" artist

No. 157921

>>157908
never thought i'd see the day when "incelcore" is a term that it's used proudly… just bring the four horsemen already and burn this shit to the ground! kek

No. 157934

>>157844
anon you sound like you're trying to rationalize a romantic/personal attraction to him rather than just wanting to bang him

No. 157935

>>157908
Thanks, looked him up to see if he looks any better in other pics and nope lol

I know it's gross but I generally have indiscriminate tastes just as long as a guy is asian. Still a no from me

No. 157937

>>157880
Based.

No. 157946

File: 1604352733320.jpg (202.23 KB, 900x1200, EOymwtEU0AABOs6.jpg)

>>157811
That's what Kettama looks like? Huh. Partiboi69's superior anyways.

No. 157980

>>157771
me too, why is this type of man so attractive?

No. 158031

>>157934
basically. having sweet dreams with this weirdo is fucking with my head

No. 158070

File: 1604397929086.jpg (102.27 KB, 980x980, geoff-rickly-poisoned-robbed.j…)

Used to have a major fucking crush on him like 10 years ago or so even though I really wished he fixed his horrid teeth. I just like intelligent, emotional and vulnerable men.

No. 158075

>>157771

You know, I totally get this, especially in maybe the first two or three seasons. After that he got way fat and much more vicious and cruel but….younger Tony? That man can get it. He's just so charismatic and magnetic

>>157796
Anon I hope you know I cackled at this for five minutes straight lmao

No. 158146

File: 1604420633496.gif (4.46 MB, 414x310, EBFA12E0-F043-4B7E-B690-2BE2B5…)

he's already been posted but i just find young danny elfman so hot especially when dressed as a devil

No. 158156

>>158146
He looks like Hugo Weaving in drag but god, what a talented man

No. 158162


No. 158165

File: 1604424314476.jpg (346.97 KB, 1080x1877, 20201103_182128.jpg)

>>157946
I enjoy partiboi69's sets more but I'd still prefer to eat Kettama's ass out (he looked better 1+ year ago when he didnt have that mullet )… I think partiboi'd be great at cunnilingus though!

No. 158180

>>158146
>>158156
To me he looks more like Tim Curry. Who is also hot

No. 158198

File: 1604431664510.jpg (22.04 KB, 300x410, hw.jpg)

>>158156

Oh god, speaking of which

Hugo Weaving is hottttttt

No. 158219

File: 1604436906146.jpg (15.37 KB, 266x400, external-content.jpg)

>>158146
I'm the anon who posted him earlier in thread. Tried watching Forbidden Zone on Halloween, but it made absolutely no fucking sense, so I dropped it, even despite the fact I watched it almost exclusively for Danny, kek. He still seems like a genuinely good, very talented person imho, alongside his looks. I consider him one of the few good men out there.

>>158156
>>158198
wtf I love Hugo Weaving now

No. 158272

>>157326
anon please james has been my childhood crush forever <3 hes so cute

No. 158273

File: 1604474895701.jpg (252.93 KB, 1280x948, tumblr_n2jbesrd2d1qiu1coo1_128…)

jeremy sisto as julius caeser (2002) only…

No. 158302

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>>156658
And adding to this one, there’s just somethin about this flouncy ass motherfucker right here

No. 158337

File: 1604511053774.jpg (68.86 KB, 1100x619, 180327142555-001-keith-raniere…)

I'm sorry

No. 158415

File: 1604533029682.png (386.33 KB, 700x662, Jike.png)

RLM anons, how do you feel about a Mike/Jay fusion?

Personally,I'd smash. He's got the best of both worlds.

No. 158425

File: 1604539282374.gif (1009.58 KB, 250x250, tumblr_na5sddyZvm1qhaccmo3_250…)

>>158415
Jike is making my brain hurt because he immediately reads as Jay but becomes more and more Mike the longer I look.

Also very glad someone else brought up RLM again so I can bring up wanting to bang Jay for like the fourth time.

No. 158430

File: 1604551128338.jpeg (42.42 KB, 334x500, 2381F73E-A7CE-4103-8DE7-97D5E8…)

I feel like Stanley tucci would be mark strong’s ugly gay brother but I would fuck him

No. 158431

>>158430
I was in absolute shock when I found out he isn’t gay

No. 158440

File: 1604562747922.jpg (69.69 KB, 639x883, D7Agd19WwAI5LkN.jpg)

RebeuDeter. I feel embarrassed admitting a minor crush on a French gamer…

No. 158460

>>158425
thoughts on jay's long hair?

No. 158492

>>158460
NTA, but splendid. I hope he keeps it.

No. 158541

File: 1604610473865.png (405.94 KB, 573x770, tumblr_5d7ea9545b1716146973193…)

>>158460
I am that anon and this shit is so good 10/10 want to comb with my fingers till he falls asleep.

No. 158566

File: 1604642406685.jpg (8.76 KB, 400x400, gok_uzgw_400x400.jpg)

I don't know if this counts but I always imagined Todd in the shadows on youtube as tall and thin with blue eyes and blonde hair and was horrified to find out he's a chubby blasian dude but I still watch his videos pretending he looks like how I initially thought he did and swoon.

No. 158574

>>158566
he has super white kid vibes so i get what you mean, especially with lindsay ellis dating him for a while and doing the obsession thing for lulz. when i saw his face i was super disappointed in her tastes.

No. 158584

maybe it’s just stockholm syndrome from watching so much fox news during this election but i’ve become highly attracted to tucker carlson and would 100% fuck

forgive me for this sin

No. 158594

File: 1604658853345.jpg (320.82 KB, 1280x720, mr-robot.jpg)

Mr. Frogface right here. In fact I'm not attracted at all by his looks but that voice is just heavenly.
I've never been into ASMR until I found this mf.

No. 158605

>>158566
i also thought he was white…he’s hideous holy shit.

No. 158619

File: 1604678072756.gif (413.79 KB, 347x200, lindsay.gif)

>>158574
he dated lindsay ellis????? also ot but I also just recently found out gif related is her

No. 158624

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>>158584
Yeah, daddy tucker can get it

No. 158627

File: 1604689373173.png (509.21 KB, 967x726, 0102.png)

>>158624
even frat boy-core tucker was hot imo.

No. 158629

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>>158619
Yeah, he even lived with her for a while. Even when she found a new man and was going to marry him. Todd confirmed for cuck

No. 158633

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>>157326
James is cute and super funny too, I wouldn't call him unconventional but you'd probably be told he's not hot enough for the attractive men you want to fuck thread lol

>>157796
lmao sorry driver anons but he really does

No. 158641

>>158629
I swear to god she's so cute I'll always have a crush on Lindsay

No. 158642

>>158633
Is this post malone with his face scribbles wiped out?

No. 158644

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Forgive me but I'd give Zucc the succ

No. 158648


No. 158650

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No. 158651


No. 158652

>>158644
>>158648
Not that anon but I can't believe people were unironically saying Epstein would be preferable the last time Zuckerberg got posted, like is he that bad?

No. 158653

>>158633
Ntayrt but I agree he’s definitely not crazy hot but even with his chubbier body nowadays he’s super cute to me. Something about his face just makes him look endearing. His humor helps.

No. 158656

>>158650
ngl I've always kind of wondered wtf it was like when neanderthals and humans fucked, like did they consider themselves the same species or know they were different?? was there some kind of dialogue? we'll never know

No. 158658

File: 1604696696579.gif (1.14 MB, 250x250, 1pmu.gif)

youtube era kyle mooney. i was, and still am attracted to all of his characters.
SNL kyle however, is just soulless.

No. 158664

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Doug Jones posted this on his ig a few days ago and I can't fucking believe he's already 60. And yes I also would have fucked him in shape of water.

>>155053
>>155046
They both can get it

No. 158667

>>158633
Ayrt and absolutely! Not that I didn't find him attractive before he got really into going to the gym, but holy smokes it was definitely a transformation compared to his Creature days. I think him fracturing his foot definitely threw a wrench in things for a while though (plus his anxiety for being in public/driving). I still watch him and think he's really attractive, funny, and entertaining. Him and his gf also make such a cute couple.

No. 158692

>>158656
I’m assuming it was more of um, a thing that lacked choice for the women who participated either way

No. 158706

I know casey affleck is a manlet and a sexual harasser and Brandon flowers from the killers is a mormon manlet but they’re the only scrotes i would ever let raw me.

No. 158707

>>158706
Brandon Flowers is cute as fuck but he gives me closeted vibes

No. 158708

y’all concern me

No. 158709

File: 1604726494993.jpg (121.84 KB, 620x420, tucker-carlson.jpg)

>>158584
>>158624
>>158627
fuck yeah we got anons with good(?) taste in this thread

No. 158719

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Embarrassing content

No. 158721

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>>158709
Tucker anons would you watch him and his wife bang?

No. 158725

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>>158721
no?????????

No. 158738

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No. 158748

>>158738
Always found him cuter than Che

No. 158764

>>158738
Liam Neeson?

No. 158770

>>158658
KENDELSONNNNN

No. 158773

File: 1604769335426.jpg (101.41 KB, 1024x722, AP20071513592547.jpg)

>>158738
I'd go for his son

No. 158787

>>158198
kek he looks like an older jacksfilms

No. 158790

>>158719
I posted him last month but unfortunately
>>148567

No. 158792

File: 1604781381372.jpg (54.59 KB, 1080x608, fdluw-RBYBKWJVXW1-Full-Image_G…)

Anton Walbrook, especially when he was in his 40s and 50s. his onscreen charisma was fucking insane

No. 158796

>>158627
Is that bowtie made of a fucking pizza roll or is it just ugly

No. 158801

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>> 158725
Ok but what about Sean Hannity and this rando from Fox News

No. 158806

>>158721
why not, I guess I would

No. 158813

File: 1604789805799.jpg (69.26 KB, 915x520, 0009RQ5V1CN88GKH-C123-F4.jpg)

Welp

No. 158826

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No. 158829

File: 1604798457395.jpg (323.98 KB, 720x712, homeboy can like..... get it.j…)

so ofc milquetoast cornballs are creaming themselves. saw someone post pictures of biden and kamela when they were young "as a reminder that young people can grow up to make a difference blah blah neoliberalism blah…". I will say that I am looking respectfully tho

No. 158830

>>158829
Dementia in chief was the fraternity nerd

No. 158831

>>158830
wish I was cornpop so dementia in chief would valiantly send my ass reeling with a 6ft chain <3

No. 158834

File: 1604802033995.jpg (76.16 KB, 800x500, 1604447830719.jpg)

These amish boys

No. 158835

>>158813
Girl, he gay

No. 158837

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>>158834
you mean to say that's not human shrek?

No. 158839

>>158834
ew is this shooped? these people are terrifying
this qualifies as a monster fetish at this point

No. 158841

>>158834
you have inbreeding fetish?

No. 158842

>>158837
human shrek is better looking than them pls

No. 158843

File: 1604806794560.jpg (1.24 MB, 2885x3706, salvador_dali_1939.jpg)

salvador dali in all his weird forms and legal ages can get it

No. 158847

File: 1604807972113.jpg (1.52 MB, 1332x1096, pasquale1-1a.jpg)

the guy who played mark fuhrman in that oj show

No. 158857

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>>158847
He was hot, so was travolta in this show

No. 158887

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>>158843
agreed also adrien brody as dali in midnight in paris

No. 158905

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Uncle Rico

No. 158907

>>158905
every time I look at him all I can see is the fact that he looks like my moms on again off again ex boyfriend during my teenage years

No. 158913

>>158829
I hate that I saw the picture of corn pops Joe in /ot/ licking ice cream and thought it was kind of alluring. I also hate that I'm horning over SNL Carrey Biden now as well.

On a related note I also hate that I watched CNN on and off for three days and was reminded of my dormant attraction to Anderson Cooper

No. 158927

>>158905
I’ve seen a lot of fucked up things in here, but this made me stop, exhale, and think for a couple of minutes. You’re unhinged.

No. 158931

>>158927
not that weird imo, i was also kinda attracted to uncle rico when i watched the movie too LMAO

No. 158947

>>158913
When I see that pic it just makes me want ice cream kek

No. 158954

>>158931
Uncle Rico looks like a molester

No. 158956

>>158829
Would definitely let young Biden rail me. No shame. Too bad he started going bald by his 30s during the 70s. I guess he doesn’t look too bad for an old man, but almost anyone will look good next to Trump.
>>158913
Anderson Cooper has always been hot. Too bad he’s gay.

No. 158962

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>>158956
>>158829
the biden family is objectively good looking, don't really think he belongs in this thread tbh, he's just old now.
and smh y'all, it really should've been beau instead of joe this year

No. 158965

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Very early Zack de la Rocha. Can't figure out why because he's the opposite of my usual type

No. 158966

File: 1604894969622.jpg (90.93 KB, 900x900, kassemg.jpg)

Me watching california on in middle school having a crush on kassem…those were the days.

No. 159001

>>158965
You mean to tell me that’s not Napoleon Dynamite

No. 159030

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not the most shameful man, but it feels the same as that anon getting horny for mr rogers a few threads ago

No. 159033

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Kevin Mcdonald from Kids in the Hall

No. 159036

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>>159030
Where's the embarassment, he's aged very well for a male and was genuinely a great person.

No. 159037

>>159001
He’s Napoleon if he left Idaho, joined the Zapatista movement and made a metal band

No. 159049

File: 1604948587749.jpg (141.62 KB, 800x1000, 800px-Joe_Biden_official_portr…)

Can't believe I'm simping for a 77 years old man. I'm not even from the US. His smile tho.

No. 159064

>>159049
Shame about the pedophilia hey.

No. 159070

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>>159064
sounds like something a faggot who capes for trump would say, stay mad

No. 159076

>>159070
Jesus Christ ameritards strike again. You're so embarrassing. NPCs. Like most of the world's population, I'm not American, therefore not invested in your retarded politics. Trump IS a cunt, and probably a pedo too, did I say he wasn't? Go suck daddy b's cock.

No. 159093

>>159076
>Claims not to be invested in American politics
>Yet spergs out this much over Biden

Kek

No. 159095

File: 1604968131904.jpg (436.3 KB, 658x378, 111111.jpg)

let's not pretend Hunter Biden isn't a chaddy crack head

No. 159110

>>159095
I want to run my fingers through his greasy, thinning hair as he lays his head on my lap, crying because of withdrawal symptoms.

No. 159115

>>159095
Crackhead or not, Hunter has a serious case of horseface and it bothers me. He was cute when was younger, if old pictures are anything to go by.

No. 159116

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>>159095
Lmao yess! He was so cute when he was a bit younger. I posted him earlier in this thread. I really like his asymmetrical smile too kek.

No. 159117

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>>159116
10/10 would smoke (crack) with him at any stage

No. 159118

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>>159095
listen…..hear me out..this is sexy

No. 159119

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>>159118
anon I hear you loud and clear… I am displeased (with myself) to announce I will be saving this to a folder

No. 159121

File: 1604975624798.jpg (Spoiler Image, 70.51 KB, 600x839, remembertodeletelol.jpg)

>>159119
this is from a whole leak from his laptop..there's a lot of funny material of his sexual endeavors. here's another personal favorite

No. 159122

File: 1604975688254.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 187.24 KB, 1238x1600, hunterbiden.jpeg)

>>159121
and another

No. 159123

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>>159118
I hadn't seen the pictures before, went to that site and oh LAWD

No. 159125

holy shit I want in on this degeneracy

No. 159127

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>>159033
aw anon, I love kids in the hall. I prefer mark McKinney though

No. 159131

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>>159033
>>159127

Totally agree and adding young Dave Foley, the only man in drag that has made me feel confused

No. 159137

>>159123
Even censored and without the m&ms(???) this dick pic is hideous

No. 159140

File: 1604984918870.jpg (Spoiler Image, 193.49 KB, 814x1093, lcod05s68o211.jpg)

I can't explain… I'll never explain.

No. 159143

File: 1604987031140.gif (55.64 KB, 244x333, Harm.gif)

How do I get Harmony Korine to fuck me?
>>149297
>>150205
>>150717
>>152751
>>156658
Oh God, same.

No. 159144

>>159140
he is just precious

No. 159151

File: 1604993720534.jpeg (27.61 KB, 400x276, B45E02AE-FD4B-465E-B4FA-17B8CA…)

This guy from scanners and starship troopers

No. 159153

>>159137
Men don’t care enough about making their lewds aesthetically pleasing

No. 159154

>>159140
there's nothing to explain!

No. 159156

>>159095
His body is ugly, he has hank hill ass. I couldn’t.

No. 159179

>>159140
No I definitely feel this

No. 159211

File: 1605034810378.jpeg (108.15 KB, 1140x631, 134C13F0-9869-467D-90E1-4D95FB…)

jeremy irons as fucked up twin gynaecologists

No. 159227

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>>148891
>benicio del toro
does someone like him really count???

No. 159228

>>159211
jeremy irons in brideshead revisited….. >_>

No. 159233

>>150657
Someone on that Epstein sub posted a clip of a JE lookalike from a Ramsey show ahahahaaa
hotter onestly, and without the creepy teeth smile (mature but not like 65-70 yo)

I was like I want him

No. 159234

>>159143
yung Korine, same.
Nowadays nooo. I saw him at his exhibition

No. 159340

>>159227
i would say he is 100% conventionally attractive, he's hot af

No. 159350

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has young steve buscemi been posted yet?

No. 159355

>>159350
I love Buscemi's performance in the It saga! Do people actually think they look alike? Is it because of the eyes or what?

No. 159356

>>159350
Ngl, I thought this was Bill Skaarsgard

No. 159359

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the guy from bandersnatch is so cute and i love his messed up teeth owo

No. 159363

>>159356
lmao when Nicole Richie said "I don't like good-looking guys, I like them skinny and pale, like they're dying."

No. 159399

>>159356
It is bill skarsgard, I think anon was making a joke

No. 159454

File: 1605149521158.jpg (67.87 KB, 1080x720, cf3v0hl6kc151.jpg)

In my defense, I saw a picture of him online and thought he was cute before I found out who he was and what he did. Doesn't change the fact that I still hate myself for it. Physically he is really my type , but somehow a lot of the men I find who fit my type end up being racist, incels, or morally reprehensible in some other way. Just end my suffering now.

No. 159455

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