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Previous thread >>138339
Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly,creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
first time i saw him was in Sin City, had a crush ever since.
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Bet he's really good with his fingers
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Continuing from the last thread, James Spader in Secretary tho
James Spader was cute in his prime! I first crushed on him in PIP. I guess if you were attracted to how he looks now
it would be unconventional. Oh how the mighty fall.
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if you remember 2012 tumblr, I hope you understand
I discovered his channel recently, and started bing-watching his videos, and now all of a sudden I see him pop up on lc lol
But I agree, I'm also weirdly attracted to him
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Rewatching breaking bad and early seasons Saul with his terrible hair are really doing it for me
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one in the mouth
one in the pussy
one in the ass
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Dean-a-ling-a-ling! Just the once though.
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I thought this was Steven Soderbergh at first
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All the guys from Taskmaster season 7. Plus Greg
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I want to fuck young bernie so bad…
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Just picture yourself laying by his side and cuddling him, putting your hand over his hair…
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>>148917>285 subscribers on YouTube>Posted 2 times in a row>He's semi-famous, so cute, smart and not a virgin at all uwu
You're not subtle as you think, fat scrote.
I don’t know how to prove to you I’m not him. His channels are constantly deleted for TOS breaking antics but his new channel already has 3k subs. https://www.youtube.com/user/C0mm1ssar
He’s streamed with Null and Mister Metokur and has single handed destroyed the career of The Ralph Retort. If you know who those names are you know who this guy is.
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this thread sometimes i swear
i love it but i fucking hate it
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Speaking of politicians that were hot when they were younger
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understand, but what happened on 2012 tumblr in relation to being horny for Colin Mochrie?
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I'm attracted to Alex Horne and Josh Widdicombe, they're both cute to me
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I want josh widdicombe and james acaster to tag team me
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Emma's stepdad Mr. Simpson from Degrassi TNG always made me feel… interesting things.
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the photographer did a series for venice film festival 2017 btw, sadly there's only one photo per actor and actress
the sam rockwall and chloë sevigny shots are my other favshttps://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/photos/2017/09/venice-film-festival-portraits-2017
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i hated myself for finding him hot as hell as the psychopath in the green mile
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after seeing them both in the 00s charlies angels movies, i realized one of my exes looks like a crosshybrid of him and luke wilson. thanks i hate myself
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i hated this movie but i felt a weird attraction to rockwell as this dipshit racist cop. i have no idea what is wrong with me.
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oh also as a gay
nazi in jojo rabbit
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god they make me want a weird performance artist bf so bad
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He's a smug conservative asshole, but I'm torn between wanting to peg him and wanting him to step on me while telling me what a disgusting goy I am.
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Ugh, treat me doctor, I'm sick with horny
Kinda agree, I've watched him since before the whole NP2 thing I've also been a fan of Godwinson from his Jahans videos. They make a good duo. Even if Godwinson has a habit of taking over people.
Only thing is PPP does seem kinda incelish, I believe he was at one point unironically a fan of CRP and Molymeme. He also throws around some mgtow lingo in his videos.
LOL gonna throw in Surfer as my unconventional male attraction despite him being a complete sped. I just love cooking with Surfer.
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I love him so so so much. I always fantasize about him coming to interview me for one of his documentaries- this one, however, will not be BBC approved. It will get X rated.
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For you, Boris Anon
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same idea but with these 3
actors or characters, doesn't matter
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I think he has a very cute smile. Forgive me y'all
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Here’s boris and some more bullingdon cuties
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Nux from Mad Max:Fury Road (honestly all of the war boys are cute to me)
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yeah tbh. just the right amount of being submerged in internet counterculture while still remaining self-aware and creative
need me a freak like that
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the war boys are ADORABLE, just crazy little idiots, i loved nux and slit
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I didn't get it before the benzodiazepines thing but now I would put his head in my lap and feed him vegetables or something.
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yesssss good taste
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actually i take it back all of them
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I have never given a shit about sports in my life but I could listen to him talk about them for hours.
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I think his eyepatch is cute idk why.
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Phillip Seymour Hoffman in Jack Goes Boating.
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I’m so attracted to Jon Bois.
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Since we’re on politicians…Anthony Weiner…I watched the doc “Weiner” and I know he’s a creep and treated his wife so badly but there’s just something about his fiery, no nonsense attitude
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I hate myself
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This is really considered a 10/10? I guess it's no wonder I'm into hot manlets with cute faces because this guy doesn't do anything for me. He looks kinda like my grandpa.
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the guy on the left from the irish rap trio kneecap. there's a clip of him ragging on brits on twitter. ngl that's lowkey my type. love me a man who hates imperialism and is in touch with his own culture.
especially not with that makeup and tumor prosthetics they both had on
It’s been years and Carlos Danger still makes me kek>>149575
I hate him and everything he stands for but ngl, the eyepatch is a sick look. Idk why people who have lost an eye don’t rock an eyepatch more often.
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Idk I think he's kinda cute too, anon. He looks like a dumber, discount brand Jon Bernthal.
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I hate this man and I hate that I find him attractive, when I first saw him I thought he was Young Ma or a FTM, he's disgusting, a pedophile and I hope he burns in hell, yet I find him attractive.
I wish the worst for him and I apologize to everyone.
It's same thing with my attraction to Nicki minaj, I hate them both but I just find them amazing to look at when I see them.
Again, I apologize anons. I feel disgusting even admitting it.
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i really don't understand why i'm attracted to him but here we are
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Kek, i love this guys tiktok account. He doesn't look bad when he's not making that painful face
There's no denying that he was handsome in his heyadays, but I wouldn't mind fucking president era Bill
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ngl the idea of fucken and sucken in the oval office is pretty hot
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i thought he was pretty cute in Midnight Meat Train
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husbean from the deathfat thread, I feel bad or him even though marriage was his choice. too bad he's probably a feeder.
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David Spade, but without the moustache. Which is weird because he's the complete opposite of the kind of guy I find attractive, which is Zach Woods.
He hasn’t juiced lately he’s way smaller then he was before, but as soon as he can go the gym 100% he will.>>149985
It’s not about him physically, it’s his attitude and beliefs, he’s a sexist with a massive chip on his shoulder and victimises himself constantly always talking about how if he could say what he really thought and felt as he’d get so cancelled and banned (as if that stops him) everywhere because he’s such a fucking victim
that everyone is after. Also he talks like a retard which I think started ironically and now he just talks like that.
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Young Elvis Costello. I feel like I'd be genuinely embarrassed telling most people this. He's like a half-drunk pissed off office clerk who only wears thrift store clothes and spends too much time digging through record bins…and apparently I like that.
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If this is him anon, not even joking, he used to give me nightmares in James and the Giant Peach…
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I've been following these two for years but their new album put them back on my radar with a vengeance. They just do it for me like no one else does, I wanna boss them around so bad
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popping back into this thread bc my obsession has degenerated and i now find both mo chara and moglai bap hot (not the hooded guy lmao). a goofy guy with a huge mouth and a pretty guy with an attitude. lord help me.
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Exclusively in character, which makes it worse.
>ywn lock him in the bathroom and call him a disgrace to his family
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The Lemon Twigs, anon. I suggest watching their music video for The One to get a feel for their sound and enjoy some cute vintage visuals.
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Am I the only one who thinks Dan Aykroyd was weirdly attractive in the 70s? I did not expect it and now I am confused kek.
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lol no, he was hot AF. same with chevy chase back in the day
belushi is the shameful one
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Young Henry Rollins doesn't really do it for me, but it seems like he's mellowed out with age and I think he's really endearing now. He occupies a weird space in my brain where I wish he was my dad but I'm also reallllly attracted to him.
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did you seen this? skip the cringey intro, it starts about 1 min in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vhaQIp5PBs
rollins was a total douchebag back in the day and he acknowledges it. i think he's really grown. am curious about the fact that he abstains from everything though; relationships, sex. he has claimed he isn't closeted and i believe him since he's always been outspokenly for gay rights, but i do wonder what goes on in that head of his. he claims he's just "too busy all the time" and that he knows he'd make a horrible partner.
jello i think is def gay though, and closeted. still a cutie
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motherfuckin peter stormare
i first gained a crush on him in this movie cause i was a nerd obsessed with jurassic park as a child. he gets all kinds of sleazy roles even to this day. ugh he's so nasty-hot
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i know that rollins is probably 99% closeted, but i never had suspicions about jello. but once again, i haven’t really looked into his personal life. he’s cute there though
anyways my shameful punk fuck would be johnny thunders, i would’ve shot him up and then pegged him. there’s also a song by the replacements about him https://youtu.be/plbP0PJ3x18
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I’d fuck the replacements as well tbh
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I don't know why
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No idea which one is which, but I think the one in pic related is cute. The other one looks a bit inbred kek
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God tier taste anon. I saw one of his spoken word shows a couple years back and was shocked at how attractive he was in real life. Only ashamed because the dude is old enough to be my dad.
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I had/have a crush on everyone in Hackers. Yes, they’re attractive actors, but its primarily because of their clothing style. I was watching this movie with a friend the other day and he was making fun of it, and yes, it’s very outdated and late 90’s/early 2000’s but that’s what makes it so good. Cereal Killer had so many great outfits. This movie proved you can make Shaggy from Scooby Doo hot.
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I think it is his bone structure I love. I don't know if he fits here but he is strange looking sometimes.
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I like watching him dance
>>150352>he is hideous
Why did this make me audibly laugh….
I do admire the fact that he’s spoken against the constant sexual objectification of women by men.
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He can ruin all my holes, I had a sex dream about him the other day and I was SO pissed off I had to wake up
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Someone brought up Nux from Mad Max and on that note I'll say the actor Nicholas Hoult can get it too.
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He’s funny and tall and I like that when he laughs, he covers his face like he’s embarrassed and I find that adorable.
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yesss he is a cutie
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succession is a great show but i'm 1000x more invested when he's on screen. an absolute scene stealer
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I really can't explain this.
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I like them both but I think I'm actually more attracted to bbno$ (baby no money)
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And of course I love Andy Samberg when he plays this 90s guy.
honestly maybe I'm attracted to weird facial hair, glasses and that weird haircut because I'm seeing similarities between Andy and bbno$.
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Not Jack Black himself, but the character in the movie. Just seemed like such a genuine goofball sweetheart and I’m a fan of Mexican wrestling.
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Robert De Niro's character in Goodfellas. I despise the word daddy but he'd be the only man I'd use the word for. He's a total bastard in the movie of course but….those scenes of him smashing up the phone booth and hitting that guy in the car turned me on more than it should've lol
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4chan's administrator is hot to me. Might be just my yellow fever though
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after rewatching atomic blonde recently I feel this
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he looks like he’s malnourished but deficiency is cute uwu
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This guy some anon posted on /ot/
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I thought he was kinda cute in Villains
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fuck me up
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I see you are a woman of culture as well
i loveeeeee him in that movie>>150539
same. all my fantasies involve revenge or torturing powerful men in someway, and villain characters are the perfect target. i always wonder if i’m closet lez because i don’t like a man dominating me in anyway.
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i’m sorry but i love awkward beanstalks. he is so cute to me
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I recently started watching the OA and Jason Isaacs is very hot
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Yep! I always weirdly shipped him and Jackie.
A little more shamefully, I thought he was kinda cute in the Hot Zone
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I love baby faced skinny men so much. There’s such a sweetness there that attracts me, opposed to brutish men. This man is 30!
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this will sound unusual, but i really want to fuck with this men, he's handsome and hot af
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these 2 turn me on too much
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his smile omg
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but really are you the same epstein-chan from last thread or not
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I had a huge crush on him when I was 17. Sorry Melinda
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I have no interest in him now but young bill gates was such a cute evil genius, I could totally see him as a 80s franchise supervilian
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young, old, dave gahan just… does it for me. Idk what it is, he doesn't have conventionally attractive features. I don't really have a type though. he also has a really sexy voice.
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just as this character
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this is what you made me think of when you said that
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God I loved this character and I think he deserved better. I just wanna mommy him
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I looove Michael Stuhlbarg. Intelligent, upper class looking Jews make me weak. He was the cutest in A Serious Man
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he looked so cute in his mugshot
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I was always interested in columbine since I was really young but I was never one of those stupid tumblr girls with crushes on them, I’m still not, but when Dylan’s mom promoted her book on a bunch of different news channels and showed all these previously unreleased family photos of Dylan I realized in the right lighting with a more flattering angle he’s actually pretty cute
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nah, epstein and savile had two different MOs and looked like complete opposites. this epstein anon is def trolling, the one from the previous thread and savile-anon (me) are genuine
it's really common to be attracted to someone even if they've done horrible things. dahmer had a fuckton of wannabe-groupie women sending him love letters in prison even though he was gay
And he was
>>150739 >>>>150737 >>150726
his eyes are like 2 bright, unique, happy coconuts, his hair is white and soft like snow, his nose, brows and lips are just perfect, and his smile, fuck, his smile is the most perfect smile in the word, all his facial features are perfect, he's the most handsome men in the world
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OT I tried googling "young jeffrey epstein" to see if he ever had anything goign on and he had a weird resemblance to Dahvie Vanity IMO
me: i think macrophilia fetishes are gross and retarded
me, seeing alan resnick "ironically" joke about his macrophilia fetish: you small, pathetic little creature. wouldn't it be funny if i stepped on you and crushed your tiny and insignificant body? prepare to be trampled you puny, pitiful boy
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Annoying, edgelord, anti-sjw personality but he's so impossibly hot.
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jeff bezos its cuteee
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Kenny Hotz from Kenny vs. Spenny
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Agreed anon. I had such a thing for him in boardwalk empire.
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was cute, he looks pretty terrible now
thanks for validating me kek
i just began binge watching this show, but i'm basically just watching for the side characters and margaret . hope they don't die
christ alive hahaha what the fuck>>150868>>150882
i found him kinda cute in fargo s3 because of how pathetic he was in it
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I'm just such a fan of how "weird" he looks. My friends compare him to carrot top and make fun of me, but I'm just sorry for their vision loss tbh.
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even after his sexual scandal. maybe even more so…
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He was posted in the last thread, but I'd let him bend me over and rip me in half then thank him for it.
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I’ve just remembered the cringiest movie crush I’ve ever developed
>he didn’t even get to keep his castle in the end
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i stg i jizzed during all of his scenes in black swan
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Kek I only visit this thread for Epstein and Saville-anon related antics.>>150824
Honestly, he repulses me without the beard. He looks like a 4chan Chad drawing spliced with Sid the Sloth.>>151003
I'm with you all the way anon, he belongs here.
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Idk if this one counts. But I always had this dumbass crush on Tommy Lee Jones. there's something so mature and serious in him that I just simply love
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fuck you he’s cute
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speaking of weird comedy dudes, eric andre. i want to do all kinds of freak shit with him in bed
I find his videos a little cringe but yeah I want to have his babies>>150812
Is pedro pascal unconventional? I think he's very good looking, and he played an in-universe hot guy in GoT>>151212>he will never drink your breast milk
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This was '94-'95 ish, maybe he was less of an asshole. Man on the Moon circa '98-'99 was when he was said to have lost his marbles
I could see them antagonizing one another on set and the director downplaying Jim's antics due to his popularity at the time. The fact that he mentioned the Tommy Lee thing in one of his Sonic interviews nearly 25 years later…>>151232>>151224
I'm one of the anons who finds Jim fuckable, but yes he's unquestionably a shithead
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the documentary Jim and Andy gives a pretty good perspective into his behavior during Man on the Moon. Claims the movie ruined his mental state, but he was terrorizing people on set. His mental state seems to have improved since but it's that demonstration of madness that makes you wonder, how much do you think the industry hides about his behavior?
Now, would I still let him fuck me after all the blinds I've read, the ex-girlfriend suicide thing, and Jim and Andy? Absolutely. I have no dignity. quarantine has made me horny for this problematic
piece of shit.
too bad I built up my thirst before I learned that and learning it did not make the thirst go away. i think i have a death wish that's been emphasized by isolation. not so much bravery… as it is callousness and impulsivity
bet 2 to 1 most hollywood guys are as infected as he is tbh. the industry is crawling with bugs and everyone is fucking one another, they all have stds. so might as well bask in my disgusting infatuation, i am sure i'll go back to normal some day
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I wasn't sure if he would fit on here because I do think he's too attractive and average to be considered shameful, but anons on the dumbass shit thread told me he's unconventional enough kek but I have this stupid crush on Travis Konecny even though he looks (and probably is) like a hick and, like one of the anons pointed out, makes his boys take multiple pictures of him holding fish to use them in his tinder profil. I just find his attitude on the rink really hot.
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anons gonna call me a pedo but he’s 17 which is legal in my country
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Recently I've discovered this political podcaster David Pakman and I find him incredibly sexy. I don't usually feel any desire to "dom" men but here we are. I love his "aloof boomer" act and his dry sense of humor.
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jeffrey combs in reanimator and from beyond was the ultimate twink, he reeks of virginity especially in from beyond and I want to dominate him
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Michael Smiley. First crushed on him in Spaced and loved him in Black Mirror.
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He old as fuck but that raw energy in his music is very attractive to me
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s5 was my favorite look of his. so grimy
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So ashamed but these two nasty, nasty bastards made me enjoy "Three from Hell" so much. Otis Firefly has turned me on since H1000C, and pretty much every character Richard Brake portrays in a RZ movie does it for me.
I guess I'm broken.
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Idk, don't feel bad anon. I think Bill Moseley is pretty objectively attractive. He's older but when he's not scraggly for a role you can see he has a classic jawline and dreamy eyes.
Richard Brake definitely has weirder features but in contrast to Bill I actually think a beard improves his looks by evening out the lower half of his face. He's got that haunted cowboy look about him, which is kinda intriguing in its own way.
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well, i wanted to fuck captain spaulding and tiny (and baby but this is the male thread) so
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I don’t even like nerds usually but would fuck this one
oh my fucking god
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I'm sorry anons but whenever I see him all I can think of is this
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this video is fucking me up. i generally hate the whole "femboy" thing but this guy is so cute specifically because of that deep-ass voice. holy shit
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I want lalo from better call Saul’s head between my thighs tbh
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Im rewatching Gotham and i want to fuck the riddler so bad, so fucking bad anons….
Im already a slut for supervillains and the actor is so good and i find him very unconditionally attractive just end my existence.
Honestly im lucky we live in a world where supervillains dont exist or else i would totes be a Harley Quinn type.
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Tim Roth is ugly, right?
Hey, I posted him in a few threads back. He's a qt. Especially in Reservoir Dogs>>151241>>151320
I've heard he's a POS (especially regarding his ex) but I've heard he's pretty nice and reasonable to work with? Idk maybe he's pretty professional but his inner asshole shines though in more personable situations.
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I don't know where else to post this, Im kinda ashamed of this but Im really into working class male aesthetic, like coal miners or peasant farmers and I know they probably smell awful but something about a stoic stone faced worker doing tough manual labor like breaking rocks or digging hold for hours on end just appeals to me for some reason
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He strikes me as someone with an unstable personality to begin with, even if he tries to maintain a "nice" image, there's an undercurtain of instability. If he's professional during filming hours or interview hours, he's probably dishing out anger behind closed doors. Bet a lot of it's towards his personal and short lived relationships with women
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I think I'm more attracted to his voice than his face, but he is vegetarian and hev loves cats, so basically the perfect man for me. The white hair he's been sporting to recent live shows doesn't suit him at all though.
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Here's my 2000's spec contribution
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Ben Mendelsohn especially in Bloodline
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Speaking of Bloodline, this gangly dork sets me on fire.
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I love one man and this is my favorite photo of him
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Whoever the fuck this is that played an older Trip Fontaine in The Virgin Suicides.
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This reminds me of that one time I got carried away by the thoughts of that miner dude from Chernobyl miniseries and his raw sexual energy.
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I'm just tryna snuggle him
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I think Hila Klein's brother is cute lmao
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Matt Berry in Toast of London/What We Do in the Shadows
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he was cute before he went the ""rap"" route
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his attitude does it
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when i think about you i touch myself
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any single one of them
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Not sure if he’s unconventional but I thought he was ugly when I first saw him. I want him to put me in a trap and kiss me with his DSL
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i just had a sex dream about john maus and it was so nice… it's rare that a man makes me feel this way.
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Wasn’t into Hoffman personally but strahm was a different story
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Is this the same guy from
fleabag? He was so creepy but very funny in fleabag which made me attracted to him
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Noughties Joaquin Phoenix is like borderline normie thirst I think, (although I still think he's got it as a chubby middle-aged man) but I have the most depraved thing for him specifically as Commodus in Gladiator. I'm not even remotely into kink shit irl but the idea of being dommed by this slimy incestuous manlet with a sword at my neck turns me on in a way I'm ashamed to admit
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patrician taste anon. skellies rule
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i had never felt attracted to joaquin phoenix until this god damn movie
and yes i prefer him as just arthur, not as the joker
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Strahm’s chaotic energy was definitely hot vs Hoffman’s more controlled side, that would make for good three way energy with the two of them. good choice anon
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Fuuuck why can’t they be real
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My friends all make fun of me and say I want his "Grussy".
Honestly I'd prefer to fuck the female, genderbent version of him but it's his personality that I love. I probably got traumatized into liking shitty men with a soft interior because of Oscar.
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For me it's the opposite, I'm not attracted to him when he's Arthur but as soon as he gets into his Joker persona….damn boy. And I legit don't know if that's better or worse lmao. It's not like I find clown make-up hot, and of course he's turned all homicidal. But his new-found confidence, his swagger, his determination while still feeling vulnerable, not to mention how fine he looks in that red suit…yeah that's pretty sexy
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he’s hot at any age but i particularly loved young diego luna
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I want Mark Ruffalo to absolutely ruin me.>>152147
Oh my god anon same.
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How many of you ladies would fuck the guy in the pic attached?
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the absolute disrespect. shame on you stupid whore.
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anon lmfao he's so hot and cute why did you choose that picture! i'm biased though because my boyfriend is a notorious Mark Ruffalo doppleganger
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mark ruffalo is cute as hell and conventional stop>>152269
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A few people told me he was never conventionally attractive and his fangirls were just blinded by his fame. I don't know, I always found him both cute and attractive, he's also one of the few famous men who gave me totally non-threatening vibes. I remember reading a lot of stuff about his abusive childhood and identifying with him, I loved his wit and self-deprecating sense of humor, the music is comfy, still gives me nostalgia
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do any anons remember those funny or die sketches about jared and ivanka? yeah.
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never seen it but he is cute
these are their stories
I usually don't like bald men but there's something about him
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i want Jerma985 So Goddamn Bad its kinda embarrassing. think its his humor that does it for me personally
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Forgot I had a thing for wrestlers. Rewatched John Carpenter's "They Live" recently and I just wanted Roddy Piper to suplex me into a bed>>151492
Sorry anon I didn't notice your response ealier. Just watch From Beyond, it's loosely based on Lovecraft's novel, same as Reanimator, Reanimator is better as a cult movie but if you're interested in sexually frustrated twink who cries in the corner when his boss has BDSM session, go for From Beyond. Maybe Crawford isn't a virgin, but he haven't had sex in a long time, my kinkshaming king
how is he unconventional?? >>152375
or him? not looking like a model ≠ not conventionally attractive. this thread is supposed to be for ugly or weird-looking or super plain guys
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always been kind of into Eric but have a general soft spot for lanky men, discovered on seeing this photo that I am extremely into whatever this specifically is
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God fucking help me, I'm attracted to Shmorky before he did the tranny shit. Also Griffin McElroy, but that's less embarrassing because he's funny & not a pedo
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you are valid
anon, mike stoklasa is my ultimate youtuber crush
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For me its Mexican Andy.
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Jared was cute before Trump became president and fucked up his face with botox
ew, he's had botox? hard to believe he'd be aging that badly that he'd feel the need to do it. >>152530
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i have no idea why but in ralphthemoviemaker's newest video he looked sort of cute
this is an unflattering screenshot of him, but i think im just going insane
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He was such a Chad when he was younger, seeing him degrade with each passing video is kinda depressing. Quarantine has not been nice to Jay either.
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Mike looks so different in some of his old photos it's hard to believe that's the same person
I wonder if he and Jessi are still together.
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damn anon I am an absolute freak for PSH, but out of his entire filmography…Jack Goes Boating??? I'm in awe of your devotion. (Also I feel like pure shit I just want him back etc.)
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young mike looks cute, but i guess that's mostly due to, well, being young in those pictures.
my occasional weird attraction is angriestpat/patstaresat of former super best friends fame. (and less weird attraction is his glass cannon gf)
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Yes agreed!! I thought he looked so cute in the Boys music video. Shame about his current hair, though…
anon… did you have to be so cruel? (god, i hate that i see what you see now…)>>152747
oh this guy's cute
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I got a Dead or Alive song in my recommended and I remembered the random-ass attraction I had for 80's Steve Coy a few years ago.He looked weirdly attractive with this messy hair and make up idk
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i think tom green is aging well
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samefag, but he was a cutie when he was younger too
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J. Robert Oppenheimer. As in, the atomic bomb guy. I think he actually might be considered conventionally attractive for an older man, to some people, but people don't usually talk about dead scientists like this. I don't want to screw him or anything, but I've got this weird draw to his photos. Maybe it's the eyes.
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samefag, here's him when he was younger
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Maybe on the same level of weird as you anon, I always had a thing for fucking George Mallory of the 1922 everest expedition.
No idea why.
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Explorers and adventurers always make me kinda wet.>>152485
I still can't believe this photo was taken in 2000, when he was 20, and not in 1975 at 36. He even has those classic pedo serial killer glasses.
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kekekek I had to draw him once for an assignment and I came to the same conclusion. He had the potential to be quite handsome, honestly. I guess mouth breathing fucked it up for him, along with all the gluttony and evil.>>149077
this is just sick
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Mike sometimes has this really cute laugh. (apart from the evil laugh/drunkard laugh…)
I wanna feed him pizza rolls all day long.
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those piercing eyes, the tired look, and he has the sexiest voice i’ve ever heard in my life
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yeah he looks kind of weird now but honestly i’m into dad dane
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only ashamed because of his awful tattoos
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c o c k
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Martin Wallström in Mr.Robot… maybe it’s the whole ‘evil’ character look but I also find guys who look sleep deprived hot
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Oh same, I don't think he's unconventionally attractive though. He's pretty generically handsome.
I was also into Elliot who seems pretty divisive… I specifically find the bug eyes and overbite cute, and I don't always like manlets but I think he suits his height.
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He always seems like he's having so much fun. >>152785>>152788
Sign me up, too
why am i such a clownfucker fml
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Rami's pretty cute as Elliot but he's at his hottest in The Pacific imo
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Similarly, Alan Davies in Jonathan Creek, and certainly not in real life.
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relatedly, I want this bastard to tell me how pathetic I am
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The only streamer worth watching. Pity he got fatter and more bald during the quarantine. Now he looks like a total pedophile kek
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I am so attracted to Forsen it's not even funny at this point. Especially when he lets his beard get really long. I need to find a doppelgänger of him jfc
He’s pretty grotesque but I’m not judging you anon.>>153192
Haven’t seen the show but he is definitely a qt.
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Same anon. Even though I know it'd be hell to date any streamer or gamer, I can't help but finding Trainwrecks and other male streamers as really attractive.
Fucking hell no. I hope this is a self post and that no one is actually attracted to this neanderthal looking motherfucker.
Homo erectus lookin ass.
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I'm actually not ashamed at all, but he certainly wouldn't fly in the "attractive men" thread.
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Bullies are hot
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The guy who played boris shcherbina in Chernobyl. I don’t know why and I think I’m the only person in the world who thinks he’s hot
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I have three men I cycle through lusting and I'm at Jay again. Also agree with you on quarantine being rough on them both, though the long hair is really cute.>>152539
I hope he grew out of his Armoured Skeptic phase. I have such a like/dislike relationship with him.
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I know he would never cheat on Claire but I would still shoot my shot….
Thank you for validating me anon, I was holding on to that one for a while lol >>153561
Oh yeah, Phil’s dorky hot dad thing does it for me too
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i know he is a shit person but he's kind of cute in some pictures
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I kind of understand but he needs to grow his hair longer
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Not sure which thread should I put him in so I just went with this one. I actually couldn't care less about wrestling but
>6'3 Japanese man
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I’m sorry but he was so sexy and I already like military uniforms…
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This and also Hammond. I want to put him in my pocket, he's so tiny
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Guy Pearce, but specifically in this role
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one of the best character actors. extremely underrated. also he gets beat up or ends up screaming and crying in every single movie he's in lol. seeing him cry (like in little ms. sunshine) makes me want to hug and comfort him
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Bobby Moynihan has always been super cute to me ever since his youtube days with Childish and I don't want him to lose weight
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I love him too, he's great. He was such a cutie in For Ellen. Im interested in the new Batman only cause he's playing in it.
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I mentioned him in the last threads somewhere but I am firmly on the "Elliott is hot" side of the divide. helps that Rami Malek seems like a cool/decent guy. a friend of a friend who worked on set for mr. robot said that he's very nice and "very sleepy" IRL which was incredibly endearing information to me
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in a game of fmk I mistakenly admitted my attraction to Mike Stoklasa by saying “fuck mike” too quickly. Anyway I feel like he’d be nice to cuddle
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I’m dead inside but thanks for asking anon
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i want to pet his hair
He's very cute. I like the ageless 15-or-50 vibe he's got going on.
Love his videos too, it's some of the best content YT has to offer.
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I know he’s one of the more conventionally attractive men on that show, but Christopher’s unibrow puts him in the uglyhot category for me
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My god but have you seen Rich? Like I want that man to wife me and then do dirty things to me. I can’t explain why I’m literally only attracted to him and no other men
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John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I fucking love everything about him and I can't help it.
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Mine is probably the worst of all just because of the person but…this guy who was featured on a prison documentary in Netflix. He's a criminal in a prison in Paraguay, and he makes my crazy.
The weirdest part is he's absolutely 100% not my type. I like shy, tall, skinny, pale guys who are sweet and quiet, and I'm not a fan of visible tattoos and obviously that's not this guy. I'm so sorry, forgive me
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For some reason his face reminds me of Mark Duplass who I would absolutely let rail me to death. Preferably wearing this expression the entire time.
*are, not aware
Kek fair, I can imagine
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Hannity is the worst and complete utter trash but I would fuck him
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guess i like tattoed beefy men
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buckley is my conservative daddy. he had such kind eyes
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Tucker, but really only when he’s fat
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I’m not sure if this counts when nobody knows what he looks like, but this is it for me. I’ve listened to him on YouTube for five whole years. I don’t know his name, never seen his face, he has a million mental issues, he dropped out of school at 12, he writes anime references into his raps during manic episodes, but he has the voice of a god and I would let him do absolutely anything he wanted to me. I’m not about to trust a man I will never meet but he seems so genuinely nice, it gives me butterflies. He just got super popular all of a sudden so that’s pretty cool!
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Speaking of unconventional hockey men, I regrettably have a thing for Matthew Tkachuk. See also: Jack Eichel jfc why is my brain like this
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I mean he definitely looks better in some pictures than others but I still don't know if I'd call him conventionally hot
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Legit i get horny watching his show lol
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Mursel from 90 Day Fiance.. whats wrong with me help
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Idk if this is THAT unconventional but he’s short af and his character is kind of a dweeb. The slicked hair and 50s fashion do it for me. Oh, and the questionable accent.
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Wait is that the disgusted looking guy from that Chloe Moretz meme?
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My Slavic nba husband, I’m not even a nuggets fan but I want him to carry me up a mountain. especially before quar when he was proper chunky
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Opposite, I'd only do him when he was younger. Being fat + old makes him look cross-eyed.
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idk if anyone posted him already, but if we were both single, I'm sorry
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I definitely feel you on the cross eyed thing
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tbh current eggy looks like the average guy you'd see at an anime con.
That incel ideology though…
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Even when he was thinner he had the potential for double chin though, the straight on camera angle of his show helps him conceal that but he needs more and more contour now that he’s fat
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Gene Wilder but only in Young Frankenstein
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I posted him here because he's got a bit of a baby face and that might not be considered conventional enough with his thinner lips, but dang, he is so hot to me. especially as Miguel Felix in Narcos
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Great taste, anon. For me he's one of those guys that gets hotter with age.
As for me, 21 Savage could murder my vagine.
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I thought this was the aurora shooter
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I normally don’t go for bald dudes but Mark Strong playing a crime boss is hot
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I find both the creator and the owner of 4chan disgustingly cute
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I love Louis Theroux, but his brother Marcel is also hot to me. I've recently watched a documentary that he made about a junior idol in Japan and he acted like a worried dad throughout the whole video, I wanted to kiss him so bad bless his heart
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9 times out of 10 I think Kevin Costner is unappealing, except for when he’s playing an Elvis impersonator during a Vegas casino heist in 3000 miles to Graceland. I know I’m alone on this one and i accept that
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My professor had us watch the documentary Killer Quake for class and this man caught my eye.
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I was scrolling fast without reading the text and thought this was director Joe Wright
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I’ve started watching the boys and Jack Quaid can get it
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I decided to rewatch Queer As Folk for the first time in, like, eight years and despite watching this asshole ruining people’s lives and having sex with 10 men every single episode I seriously want him to fuck me.
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This dumbass in game of thrones. He was also in an episode of black mirror as a politician which is a little more sexy
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loved him in The Terror!
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Zach Hadel. Funny as fuck, seems really sweet, and I honestly love big noses. I even think his nasally voice is kinda cute.
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Recently started watching Only Fools and Horses, and young David Jason is really doing it for me
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All I see here is devin Nunez anon I’m sorry
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You are precious anon
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only male character on the boys who is smashable. starlight hands down.
the boys can be boys, ladies wyd
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YES! but tbh i would smash Frenchie too
i kinda get it anon. physically he's so-so to me but i am SO attracted to his personality in that show. what the fuck man>>154459
i thought this was null lmao
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He's not unconventional, just kinda gross
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Matty Matheson does it for me. He is fat as hell and equally loud and obnoxious but he gives off a really genuine and positive energy imo.
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peter blomquist (va/actor)………..he seems like a chill guy
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Q from impractical jokers. he's hot now and he was kind of hot even in earlier seasons where he was chubbier and shaved his face.
Is it okay to post a guy who is a piece of shit bad person but I am painfully attracted to? Like, is it okay to be attracted to someone you kind of hate? Lmao>>155046
I'd smash Billy, too. It's always the wild ones that can get it.
go ahead and post away, it's what the thread is for. and yes, it's okay, as long as you acknowledge he's a bad person.
have totally felt that way before. thought someone was hot but also felt the urge to want to punch him in the face because he's a dick.
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In the comics he is in no way supposed to be actually French, but I have heard they made him less mad in the series
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You put it perfectly. I really want to punch him in the face for what he did. But damn if I didn't enjoy the leaked nudes. I'd have fucked him and I hate myself for that.
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I don’t know if he’d be considered “unconventional” but i found this qt marriage therapist on youtube..
Same! He's so level headed and respectful that I think his personality plays a large role in it.
I found his vids shortly after I got out of an abusive
relationship and having read the comments I see alot of women in the same position feeling the same feels lol
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Dick me down Hiroshima-san
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Slightly younger Hunter Biden, lol
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extremely ashamed about this one tbh
Am I had for wanting to fuck/marry Joe?
He's funny and cute and seems like the most outgoing one. Q seems to have emotional baggage and sal is obviously gay.
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This is all I see.
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I don’t know whyyyy but I had the biggest crush on Rick Moranis for the longest time. Also Martin freeman.
I’m cursed to crush on short, kinda dorky male celebs.
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young mr bean could get it….
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i think young sam hyde was super cute (pic related) but he's just disgusting now, not funny anymore, and a pedophile and an abuser and a tranny fucker so i just cant feel anything but hate towards him
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i don't care that he got face-fucked by a tran but this is just disgusting. not to mention the autistic selfie…
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you're not alone in that fantasy.
sal is definitely cute too. i like him with glasses. his dislike of cats would be a dealbreaker, though.>>155314
i would marry the fuck out of joe. not sexually attracted to him but he seems the most emotionally mature.
i can see what you mean about Q having emotional problems but tbh being the girl that steps into this middle aged depressed man's life and fixes him up really adds to the fantasy for me.
i don't think sal is gay, i think he actually has a gf but keeps it on the down low. there's rumors about it. he's pretty secretive about his personal life, as is Q. >>155351
LMFAO what? please give me a source on that. i wouldn't be surprised at all if it were really true.
i'd still fuck murr tho, he only really became attractive to me in season 5 onward when he started looking less creepy by embracing his baldness. the glasses help, too.
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I wanna fuck Jez
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i'll do you one worse
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Horrible taste I know, but I'd like to get coked up and eat pizza with Dave Portnoy like once
There was a podcast I tried but dropped like hot garbage (Call her Daddy). The only memorable part was one of them was friends with someone who knew an impractical jokers gf and she said he would order pizzas and hide while the gf would answer the door naked and try to hook up with the delivery guy.
It wouldn't be joe he's married with kids at home and sal is an actual germaphobe, Q is a mega normie and who the fuck else would it be but Murr
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I was out here minding my own business when my monkey brain remembered this guy was kinda hot. Only in the role though, he looks goofy otherwise. god and I didn't even like the show smh
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He is my favorite character in the books, he's the one that gets shit done, so I kinda thought he was hot when he appeared in the TV show, and dropped it as soon as I realized they were going to butcher his arc and characterization. I hope if the books end one day, he's the one to get the throne, or at least he gets a decent ending.
Speaking of GoT, it made me so fucking horny for Tyson Lannister, Charles Dance is the ideal man for me despite being well in his seventies, I'm a lost case lol.
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I've been playing a lot of civ 6 and he is so damn hot to me
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Idk if it’s unconventional but ugh idk why i was crushing on him
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I posted him in the conventional thread but people suggested I should come here instead lmao
I fancy him too. His dry sarcastic humour used to trigger
me because it reminded of my asshole ex lol, Watching his livestreams he comes across as pretty likeable though
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Mine was Roose. Ramsay was too young for me kek
I think Ramsay's not too bad cause at least you can blame it on the actor being conventionally attractive lel. But yeah that show was prime husbando picking ground.>>155786
Kek anon I also thought he was too young. Can you imagine if he were Rooses age tho.
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he seems a bit self absorbed but perhaps that's just my impression
The Boys and Impractical Jokers is all I've watched lately and MASSIVE SAME to all these replies oh my god
Nearly bought a tear to my eye, bless us autists every one.
esp the impractical jokers boys, like….I'd let them tag team
fuck that's embarrassing.
an OG (which I think is conventional?? tell me to jog on if so but I think he's weirdly gross hot not traditional hot) is archie from Rocknrolla. He's in Kick Ass too as a similar character.
Just his VOICE gets me going. Yes archie, I do want a slap.
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Joseph Merrick, unironically. It's hard to know what is an actual photo/painting of him but I'll go with this one.
I honestly don't find facial disfigurements ugly. They bring up motherly instincts in me, not sure if that's 'bad' or not. He still has beautiful eyes. I think brown eyes are the best!
But perhaps I'm biased because I really look up to him and think he was actually a really cool person.
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I love him.
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same anon. makes me want a nervous murderous bf
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jay baruchel is my dream boy
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Nice choice, I was more into Billy Bob tbh. His voice and mannerisms were so hot in Fargo lol.
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boyinaband! If you're into men with long hair, he's probably already pretty hot to you but I also think he has a beautiful face and facial structure. I love how individualistic he is.
holy shit YEEES and he's so hot in that video!
sage for fangirling way too much kek
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absolutely classically attractive; he wasn't even considered that short then, we called Courtney tall
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Eli from boardwalk was a hot sleazy drunk
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He's so cute
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I thought this was Todd packer for a moment
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Has anyone posted this guy yet
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Speaking of The Office
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i have such a huge crush on paul merton
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Yeah, I normally wouldn’t bang spader, but I definitely would in this role
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Fuck it - I think Jandek is cute and his music is cool, too
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Brett Baer is sexy
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Idk why I loved him as a child but yea
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Not sure if he fits here. But Brad Dourif in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. His character was so freaking adorable and his stuttering was so cute. I freaking love him. Also Chucky is one of my favourite characters one of the reasons being that he voices him.
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Junji Ito. I watched some Youtube videos where they made him react to scary videos and almost throughout the whole thing he was sitting there poker faced lmao. He also gives off wholesome dad vibes. Cute
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Highkey embarrassing but Sacha Baron Cohen in character as Borat. He’s just such a dickhead and he’s so tall and shit plus the goofy ass accent, it just does it for me.
yaaaas my name a borat.
I want to be his wife.
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that reminds me, late 90s early 2000s jon davis too, but he was actually pretty cute and conventional i think?
late 90s early 2000s slipknot though..man they were gross AF. id let them take turns on me
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lel, no bully pls
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I'm going to leave now
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Boardwalk Empire has so many men to choose from, unf
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>shameful for their reputation
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Hunter was cute when he was younger but he aged like shit unfortunately.
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I want to live in the woods with him
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Ever since I saw him in The Lighthouse I've been horny for him.
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not sure if he belongs here or in conventionally attractive, but evil karate daddy can definitely get it
Nta but search for “Willem’s Dafoe naked dance” and you should find it on Vimeo. It’s listed under Channel J - The Dance of the Sphinx and Chimera.
He’s uh, really big… even soft. Damn. I like Willem, he’s an amazing actor and seems like a goofy (but not creepy) weirdo. Guess we can add another plus to his list of positive traits.
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TCAP-era Chris was conventionally handsome as far as middle-aged men go. It's a shame he's an opportunistic money-grabbing dick
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this made me laugh, thank you anon
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You've upset him now, watch out
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Karl was kinda hot in Star Trek, i was trying to figure out where I recognized him from when watching The Boys, but it didn't click until quite a few episodes in where I'd seen him
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anon do you need help?
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Gerard Way. He was more attractive back in the day but I am still attracted to him.
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if youre gonna thirst after a cop, might as well pick a decent looking one
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Wow, I fucking love this thread. You are my kind of people. I can't believe how many of my unconventional dream fucks are in here.
But I gotta go with Larry David as my #1. I get distracted watching that show by how painfully sexy I find him. I can't imagine I'd ever be able to explain the attraction to anyone, but he does it for me in every way.
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I don't know how unconventional he is but James/Uberhaxornova has been a crush of mine for a few years. I used to be more into Aleks, but at some point, I started watching James' streams more instead.
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I'm really attracted to David Thewlis even though he's completely not my type. He's just so talented, and his body of work is so diverse. Even hearing him voice the shame wizard in big mouth vaguely turns me on lol.
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Ooh I was in love with Remus Lupin when I was little. Even in Fargo he's so cool, although not sure if I find him hot or anything in there hehe but he's very charismatic
I was way more into him back then but tbh he could still get it at any point in the last 15 years>>157325
Tyra Banks thinks he’s the hottest guy ever so you’re in good company anon
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I get it anon. I’m rewatching Seinfeld and realized I have a crush on George.
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the fact this shows some of you gals backread nearly the entire thread
I love this thread
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i don't necessarily think he's unconventional but he doesn't belong in the hot guys thread. anyway, people always go on about kurt cobain, but layne staley is my grunge husband. rip. favorite of the singers of that genre.
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lol i'm late af to your post but yessss i love john maus, i posted him a few threads back. he's so hot and his music and weirdo personality absolutely adds to the appeal
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samefag but he isn't rly unconventional at all imo but prob wouldn't fly in the other thread. he's also older now than these pics and a little worn out looking but would still smash
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fyi anon that suit is even prettier in color
god I love this suit
i'm too old to really know or care about who those guys are. shrug emoji?>>157580
i dated a guy who looked and acted like him too. it was better we split up but man he had that sort of energy you rarely come across.
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Hard same anon, hard same.
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i could save him anons..
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I’d let Tony gabba my gool any day
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the og trad husbando……..
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Still going one of my man crushes.
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Samuel Roukin, especially as Simcoe in "Turn: Washington's Spies"
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He looks like a grimier, Slav version of one of my fuck buddies and uhhhh fuck why am i so turned on.
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Ugh I just watched the video dangello wallace made about the paul brothers and now I'm having romantic dreams with Logan. Doesn't help he shares a name with my middle school crush. Dude filmed a fricken suicide forest body and encourages toxicity with his shitty youtube channel, but god would I let him take me to pound town. At least he might be changing for the better?
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i think he’s cute and i love his music
Can't you just fancy him for the way he looks and block out his personality? He's a dickhead but (with the exception of say fancying sex offenders) I don't get why we have to delude ourselves into thinking our celeb crushes are good examples of men.
They're as shitty or worse than the average man most of the time, just enjoy the view?
Thanks, looked him up to see if he looks any better in other pics and nope lol
I know it's gross but I generally have indiscriminate tastes just as long as a guy is asian. Still a no from me
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what Kettama looks like? Huh. Partiboi69's superior anyways.
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Used to have a major fucking crush on him like 10 years ago or so even though I really wished he fixed his horrid teeth. I just like intelligent, emotional and vulnerable men.
You know, I totally get this, especially in maybe the first two or three seasons. After that he got way fat and much more vicious and cruel but….younger Tony? That man can get it. He's just so charismatic and magnetic>>157796
Anon I hope you know I cackled at this for five minutes straight lmao
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he's already been posted but i just find young danny elfman so hot especially when dressed as a devil
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I enjoy partiboi69's sets more but I'd still prefer to eat Kettama's ass out (he looked better 1+ year ago when he didnt have that mullet )… I think partiboi'd be great at cunnilingus though!
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Oh god, speaking of which
Hugo Weaving is hottttttt
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I'm the anon who posted him earlier in thread. Tried watching Forbidden Zone on Halloween, but it made absolutely no fucking sense, so I dropped it, even despite the fact I watched it almost exclusively for Danny, kek. He still seems like a genuinely good, very talented person imho, alongside his looks. I consider him one of the few good men out there.>>158156>>158198
wtf I love Hugo Weaving now
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jeremy sisto as julius caeser (2002) only…
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And adding to this one, there’s just somethin about this flouncy ass motherfucker right here
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RLM anons, how do you feel about a Mike/Jay fusion?
Personally,I'd smash. He's got the best of both worlds.
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Jike is making my brain hurt because he immediately reads as Jay but becomes more and more Mike the longer I look.
Also very glad someone else brought up RLM again so I can bring up wanting to bang Jay for like the fourth time.
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I feel like Stanley tucci would be mark strong’s ugly gay brother but I would fuck him
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RebeuDeter. I feel embarrassed admitting a minor crush on a French gamer…
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I am that anon and this shit is so good 10/10 want to comb with my fingers till he falls asleep.
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I don't know if this counts but I always imagined Todd in the shadows on youtube as tall and thin with blue eyes and blonde hair and was horrified to find out he's a chubby blasian dude but I still watch his videos pretending he looks like how I initially thought he did and swoon.
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Mr. Frogface right here. In fact I'm not attracted at all by his looks but that voice is just heavenly.
I've never been into ASMR until I found this mf.
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he dated lindsay ellis????? also ot but I also just recently found out gif related is her
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Yeah, daddy tucker can get it
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even frat boy-core tucker was hot imo.
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Yeah, he even lived with her for a while. Even when she found a new man and was going to marry him. Todd confirmed for cuck
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James is cute and super funny too, I wouldn't call him unconventional but you'd probably be told he's not hot enough for the attractive men you want to fuck thread lol>>157796
lmao sorry driver anons but he really does
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Forgive me but I'd give Zucc the succ
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youtube era kyle mooney. i was, and still am attracted to all of his characters.
SNL kyle however, is just soulless.
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Doug Jones posted this on his ig a few days ago and I can't fucking believe he's already 60. And yes I also would have fucked him in shape of water.>>155053>>155046
They both can get it
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fuck yeah we got anons with good(?) taste in this thread
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Tucker anons would you watch him and his wife bang?
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I'd go for his son
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Anton Walbrook, especially when he was in his 40s and 50s. his onscreen charisma was fucking insane
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Ok but what about Sean Hannity and this rando from Fox News
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so ofc milquetoast cornballs are creaming themselves. saw someone post pictures of biden and kamela when they were young "as a reminder that young people can grow up to make a difference blah blah neoliberalism blah…". I will say that I am looking respectfully tho
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These amish boys
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you mean to say that's not human shrek?
ew is this shooped? these people are terrifying
this qualifies as a monster fetish at this point
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salvador dali in all his weird forms and legal ages can get it
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the guy who played mark fuhrman in that oj show
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He was hot, so was travolta in this show
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agreed also adrien brody as dali in midnight in paris
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I hate that I saw the picture of corn pops Joe in /ot/ licking ice cream and thought it was kind of alluring. I also hate that I'm horning over SNL Carrey Biden now as well.
On a related note I also hate that I watched CNN on and off for three days and was reminded of my dormant attraction to Anderson Cooper
Would definitely let young Biden rail me. No shame. Too bad he started going bald by his 30s during the 70s. I guess he doesn’t look too bad for an old man, but almost anyone will look good next to Trump.>>158913
Anderson Cooper has always been hot. Too bad he’s gay.
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the biden family is objectively good looking, don't really think he belongs in this thread tbh, he's just old now.
and smh y'all, it really should've been beau instead of joe this year
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Very early Zack de la Rocha. Can't figure out why because he's the opposite of my usual type
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Me watching california on in middle school having a crush on kassem…those were the days.
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not the most shameful man, but it feels the same as that anon getting horny for mr rogers a few threads ago
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Kevin Mcdonald from Kids in the Hall
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Where's the embarassment, he's aged very well for a male and was genuinely a great person.
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Can't believe I'm simping for a 77 years old man. I'm not even from the US. His smile tho.
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sounds like something a faggot who capes for trump would say, stay mad
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let's not pretend Hunter Biden isn't a chaddy crack head
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Lmao yess! He was so cute when he was a bit younger. I posted him earlier in this thread. I really like his asymmetrical smile too kek.
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10/10 would smoke (crack) with him at any stage
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listen…..hear me out..this is sexy
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anon I hear you loud and clear… I am displeased (with myself) to announce I will be saving this to a folder
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this is from a whole leak from his laptop..there's a lot of funny material of his sexual endeavors. here's another personal favorite
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I hadn't seen the pictures before, went to that site and oh LAWD
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aw anon, I love kids in the hall. I prefer mark McKinney though
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Totally agree and adding young Dave Foley, the only man in drag that has made me feel confused
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I can't explain… I'll never explain.
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How do I get Harmony Korine to fuck me? >>149297>>150205>>150717>>152751>>156658
Oh God, same.
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This guy from scanners and starship troopers
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jeremy irons as fucked up twin gynaecologists
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>>148891>benicio del toro
does someone like him really count???
Someone on that Epstein sub posted a clip of a JE lookalike from a Ramsey show ahahahaaa
hotter onestly, and without the creepy teeth smile (mature but not like 65-70 yo)
I was like I want him
yung Korine, same.
Nowadays nooo. I saw him at his exhibition
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has young steve buscemi been posted yet?
I love Buscemi's performance in the It
saga! Do people actually think they look alike? Is it because of the eyes or what?
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the guy from bandersnatch is so cute and i love his messed up teeth owo
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In my defense, I saw a picture of him online and thought he was cute before I found out who he was and what he did. Doesn't change the fact that I still hate myself for it. Physically he is really my type , but somehow a lot of the men I find who fit my type end up being racist, incels, or morally reprehensible in some other way. Just end my suffering now.