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No. 161298

Previous thread >>148891

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly,creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

i think Tobias Forge himself is kinda cute and may not really belong here, but i'm here for Cardinal Copia/Papa Emeritus IV

No. 161303

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He's probably the oldest young-looking, far-right twink in the existence

No. 161304

>>161303
I hate you for making me see his face on fucking lolcow of all places

No. 161305

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Since I was a teenager I've been obsessed

No. 161307

>>161305
any fanfic recs? and do you own any merch?

No. 161316

>>161303
>>161304
same, what the fuck anon, him on my lolcow. horny Poles get the fuck out

No. 161319

>>161305
with alan rickman or with snape himself? is it more his character or his looks?

No. 161321

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>>161303
enjoy, polanon

No. 161324

>>161321
This always cracks me up, JKM looks like a vampire on meth straight out of the 50s low budget horror

No. 161325

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No. 161326

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>>161307

here ya go

No. 161330

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goofy, cute, stupidly tall

No. 161331

>>161326
Oh god, this just remined me of that snape-teletubbies orgy fanfic

No. 161332

>>161330
Raggy?

No. 161333

>>161330
hi pnp
Jk though

No. 161334

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>>161330
Krist was fun…

No. 161347

>>161334
thank you anon for this gift gif i didn't know i needed

No. 161348

>>161334
Another reason to hate men

No. 161360

>>161334
Wow…what is the context here? I kind of hate much this turned me on

No. 161363

>>161334
Fucking gross, men like this and the women that are attracted to them are such degenerates.

No. 161366

>>161334
This is so off-putting. Disgusting.

No. 161369

>>161360
Nirvana plays twister with Smashing Pumpkins, Kurt smears crisco all over Krist's body and Krist jerks off a beer bootle, they're high/drunk of course

No. 161374

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>>161325
>>161334
Wow this thread is off to a good start

No. 161375

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I'm so embarrassed…

No. 161377

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No. 161378

>>161375
Could you elaborate? Is it the powdered wig?

No. 161379

>>161378
I'm a sucker for historical fashion but that's not it. He's silly and childish but also a genius. He's also way shorter than me which I find cute. Like I could just pick him up and throw him over my shoulder.

No. 161394

>>161319
I too want to know. I can't imagine his nasal voice nor his face being hot to anyone but then the character itself is a stinky incel too so there is no good way I can see this.

No. 161444

>>161394
His character has a bunch of fangirls too, i guess it's some "tortured soul" appeal.

No. 161447

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but only as mike pence

No. 161459

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Sick I know. Hadn't really thought of him until I saw that Feels Good Man documentary. I love his effeminate voice and manner of speaking. I know his haircut is supposed to honor his hero but I see it more as the 90s bad boy style. His eyes look like he's asking/expecting to be hurt. Ew he's so gross but also I'd like to tie him up and drip hot wax on him.

No. 161461

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>>161444
snape fangirl here kek. i think it's because it's the only character that has some depth to it in the entire saga. i read the books when i was a young teenager (between the ages of 12 and 16 roughly) and up until that point most of the characters in other books or stories i had read were either 100% good or 100% villains. but not snape! something about how jk rowling wrote him just spoke to me and made him "more real" sort of speak. i dont think it's the torture soul trope that is enticing about him, i think the character is relatable cause even tho he is a "hero" at the end, it took him a lot of growth and mistakes to get there.

pic rel would be a wet dream to me kek

No. 161467

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>>161375

Its ok anon. I was in the same boat as you and had a crush on Marie Antoinette's brother : Joseph II of Habsburg

No. 161475

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I find his face so endearing. Probably because of his jawline, but I can't really describe how it aligns with the rest of his features. He looks like some kind of rat-bird creature who I would never want to touch but I would love to admire it from afar.

No. 161477

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I have had the fattest crush on Joe Gilgun for like 10 years. Love everything about him but all my friends just thinks he’s ugly and annoying lol

No. 161480

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>>161477
Gilgun is sexy as fuck, I don't care what anyone says. Have you watched This Is England? I just finished watching it for the third time. He plays such a good part in it. I tried watching most of Preacher and only stuck it out because of his character. But yeah, he is sexy. 10/10 would let him ruin me.

No. 161481

>>161480
I actually thought this. I felt super attracted to him in Skins. I suspect he’s gay though as he lives in the Gay village area of Manchester.

No. 161484

>>161480
Right?!? Yeah I’ve watched both the movie and the series multiple times, I love them a lot! He was my fave in Misfits too.
Dude just seems so likeable + hilarious + hot as hell haha

>>161481
Hmm he hasn’t been in Skins? Or have I missed something haha?

No. 161486

>>161481
Does he actually live in Manc near Canal St? Thats crazy. I live local to there and cant say I have seen him. I love his accent too. Hearing him say dirty stuff in Misfits had me feeling certain ways.

No. 161488

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hey niece and nephew I want to slap uncle Roger like a bag of rice

No. 161490

>>161303
>young-looking
>twink
The what now? What are you guys smoking?

No. 161503

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>>161334
he should've kissed his bandmates more often

No. 161522

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Mads (as hannibal lecter specifically), unconventional because hes like 30 years older than me, and the character being a cannibal somehow isnt a deal breaker. Id eat human flesh if he served to me (but not the anthony hopkins version, ew).

Extremely attracted to hugh dancey as will graham (also from hannibal) but thats not even remotely unconventional.

No. 161523

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love the white trash vibe he has going on and i heard he's a huge slut

No. 161588

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Count Olaf from Netflix’s A Series of Unfortunate Events. I think I just have an attraction towards villain characters, especially if they have eccentric personalities. It’s kinda weird because NPH as a person is not attractive to me at all.

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>>161588
I was super attracted to the Jim Carrey Count Olaf when I was younger. Idk there was just something about how overdramatic (?) He was that I liked.

Nowadays I just hear weird things about him.

No. 161632

>>161629
Samefag but I'm also not attracted to Jim Carrey so I guess there's just smth about the character.

No. 161637

>>161588
Having Olaf as a manlet in the series is disappointing and ineffective tho, at least Carrey had more of a menacing presence

No. 161665

>>161629
this reminds me, I was already strangely attracted to Phoenix Joker, then I saw deepfaked Carrey Joker

No. 161666

>>161665
Phoenix Joker specifically with his clown makeup is so fucking hot to me lol I’ll watch the final parts of the movie just to fantasize about him sometimes

No. 161673

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>>161522
Mads is beautiful to me. I know he looks weird to some, a bit waxy and spooky, but I love his look, especially in the Pusher movies.

No. 161674

>>161447
omg I'm not the only one

No. 161676

>>161666
samefag and I feel you anon, I did not expected to be attracted to Arthur but the more crazy he got throughout the movie the hotter I found him

Then again I've been into offbeat dark haired guys who happen to also be tragically insane for awhile now

No. 161679

>>161480
not that anon but i tried to watch preacher, just couldn't get into it though. shame because i find this guy super hot, wish he was in more stuff. i'll give this is england a go

>>161481
doesn't he keep a super lowkey profile or something? how do nonnies know where he lives lol

>>161303
i'll give you my blessing if you make him permanently leave politics

No. 161684

>>161679
You will love This is England. Watch the movie first, then the series. It will make a lot more sense if you do. I hope you enjoy it. It is quite dark, but also uplifting at times and funny.

No. 161685

>>161673
That gif is disgusting. I also think it deserves to be spoilered

No. 161708

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I want to dominate him, sorry about it

No. 161710

>>161708
He’s kinda cute I like when he says hypothetically he’s smart kind of an asshole but he doesn’t deserve the hate just cause he thinks differently. I bet his wife (she’s a doctor) pegs him on the daily

No. 161711

>>161710
He's cringy as fuck tho. The way he speaks makes me want to shove him in a locker unironically, not even in a domming way.

No. 161713

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I've been rewatching Its Always Sunny and I'm just so aggressively horny for the gang minus Dee and Frank

No. 161714

>>161708
He's painfully cringe and detestable but I think he's cute and I get wanting to dominate him. Grosses me out still though.

No. 161715

>>161710
he’s cute but any video where he tries to be funny he reminds me of that awkward semi-autistic kid in class

No. 161717

>>161715
ben is purely concentrated autism there is nothing semi about it

No. 161719

>>161713
I feel you, imo charlie is the cutest. i want to hug him.

No. 161779

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no one told me phineas gage was hot?

No. 161780

>>161779
He was very popular amongst the ladies in my various psych courses.

No. 161804

>>161459
jesus anon I scrolled past this multiple times before realizing who it is. it's cute that he has that little frog there i guess.

No. 161834

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Not an unpopular opinion by any means, but Bill Skarsgård is one of the only men I'd let degrade me and use me. I keep rewatching Hemlock Grove just for his character, especially all the blood kink scenes and the "please daddy, fuck me some more?" line in season 3.

>>161475
Kek anon, I kind of relate. He was attractive to me in Super Dark Times for some reason.

No. 161840

>>161834
never watched Hemlock Grove but now i got to do immediately. ugh.

No. 161846

>>161459
thought you were talking about Matt Furie going by your description, so I was about to say "Naw, thats valid" until the image loaded for me.

No. 161847

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>>161834
God I posted Bill Skarsgard on one of these threads before. I love his malnourished look. His eyes are a bit strange which I think this could be something that makes him unconventional?

> "please daddy, fuck me some more?" line in season 3.

I have never watched hemlock grove though. Only saw gifs and edits stuff. So do you know what ep or have a clip kek sorry

No. 161857

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>>161477
>>161480

yessss excellent taste anons
>tfw no skinhead bf

No. 161858

>>161857
he looks like abe lincoln in suspenders

No. 161867

>>161857
he was handcrafted by god for the sleazy chav look

No. 161868

>>161857
His role and style in brassic is close second, i think i have posted the whole cast here before kek

No. 161906

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idk if hes that unconventional or if my friends exaggerate how bad my taste in men is but i think punk men are so fucking hot, especially young steve ignorant

even more shameful is that i find young johnny rotten incredibly attractive but i think the sex pistols are posers so ill never admit it in public.

No. 161914

>>161868
God I can’t wait until I’m able to watch Brassic in my country… I need some more Joe in my life

No. 161925

>>161906
you think that's embarrassing, imagine being attracted to Sid Vicious

i want to die

No. 161933

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>>161906
Girl, there isn't anything wrong with finding John Lydon attractive when he was younger. I'd be concerned now in his current ballooned state, but still. He is very charming.

Paul Simonon is my favourite punk guy. He's so attractive to me and his gap teeth are cute as shit. I met him once and he was very nice and just as handsome now as he was then.

No. 161956

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I'm learning guitar and I started watching his videos. He's my favourite boomer.

No. 161957

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>>161956
Btw for a long time I thought this was a photo of a young Mike Stoklasa but it was actually Rick kek

No. 161967

>>161956
My dad always has this guy's videos playing on the TV lmao, but anyway i sort of get it.

No. 161978

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his music still makes me cry tho

No. 161979

>>161978
Oh yeah, definitely. Rip

No. 161980

>>161847
I have it bookmarked! It's Season 3 Episode 7 at 46:30. He honestly drives me insane, I'm not sure what it is but he just exudes dominant energy or something. I love him in Castle Rock too.

>>161840
Do it! It's a decent show too up until season 3, and then all of the blood kink scenes make up for the decrease in quality. I've masturbated so many times to that show and don't feel ashamed lmao.

No. 161986

>>161957
Holy shit he does look like Mike Stoklasa lol

No. 162002

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I’m horny for Freud

No. 162013

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>>162002
I think Jung was hotter

No. 162021

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Billy Corgan… Something about him is just so hot, especially when he wears red eyeshadow. Too bad he's an asshole :(

No. 162047

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>>162021
t. Emilie Autumn

No. 162062

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Just found out that he passed away yesterday. RIP.

No. 162076

>>162047
i kekd… a bittersweet nostalgia kek from 2007

No. 162128

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idfk why

No. 162156

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This one is dedicated to The Garden anon from /ot/

No. 162159

>>162156
they are really cute. i'm generally attracted to their style and body language, but i watched one of their interviews and the way they talk totally turns me off for some reason.

No. 162162

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I'm not into the whole "daddy" thing, but there's something about older Alex Kapranos that makes me reevaluate everything

No. 162173

>>162159
Honestly, their interviews only made me more attracted to them. They're so fucking weird, but I love their voices and how calming they are.

No. 162175

>>162156
Damn, the one on the left really looks like my ex.

No. 162179

>>162156
wow I was about to post them but you got me anon.
I found them by randomly clicking a video with Fletcher thinking he was some quirky girl and I wasn't disappointed.All songs I've heard so far are great. I seem to be more into puzzle rather than enjoy but I like their work as The garden.They are weirdos in a way that isn't try-hard and it's refreshing seeing that.I love how they dress too

and yeah Fletcher's kinda been on my mind lately.This is an old video but I thought it was really hot

No. 162186

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The guy who played Dudley in HP (Harry Melling). I’ve seen him in some new Netflix films like Queen’s Gambit and his quirky face has grown on me. I honestly think his teeth are cute

No. 162187

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Anyone?

No. 162192

>>162187
I think this is the worst one on here, sorry anon.

No. 162197

>>162187
I mean I get crushes on gay men too anon but this is a step too far.

No. 162200

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>>161303
Since we're posting old young-looking Polish twinks…

No. 162202

>>162173
Fair enough, I like their weirdness but was put off by their southern californian af manner of speaking I think lol. I'm so into the kind of heroin chic look they carry though

No. 162208

>>162187
Absolutely the fuck not. Leonard and Raj however…

No. 162211

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No. 162215

>>162211
Omg a pink casio fx I wish I had one

No. 162229

>>162208
I also like Leonard some times but Raj would be more my bestie to do girlie stuff. I guess the funny silly type like Howard is my thing well his physical appearance is also totally opposite of my go to

No. 162353

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I want to fuck Jon Ossoff

No. 162363

>>162353
yeah I can understand why anon

No. 162364

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I don't know why I find him attractive, but…

No. 162365


No. 162369

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i hate being one of those dumbass faggots who's attracted to serial killers. like, i hate them intensely, and i wouldn't have minded if they were sentenced to be tortured every day for the rest of their lives, but something deep in my core is attracted to the "alpha" persona of psycho- and sociopaths. it doesn't help i really like the aesthetic of the 70s/80s and there were tons of them back then

No. 162402

>>162364
You know what…..I kinda understand this lmao

No. 162407

>>162364
Would smash funny man

No. 162408

>>162179
same! i saw the thumbnail of this mv and i was like "damn who this pretty model?", i thought he was a girl at first, fletcher really looks good with that white hair. This song is such a bop too

No. 162409

>>162369
>alpha
All serial killers are incels

No. 162411

>>162409
Yeah, this.

No. 162424

>>162409
im aware of that but its the projected personality

No. 162440

>>162408
I didn't expect this angel to be so…retarded.

No. 162445

>>162156
Is this really unconventional?

I find them hot af especially in this music vid.

No. 162483

>>162408
Lmao this video was how I found out about them and I also thought he was a cute girl at first.I read they were models for a little bit and it makes sense

>>162440
He got the power of god and anime by his side

>>162445
I guess it's their aesthetic that sometimes is weird and could be considered unconventional especially how they dress/dressed at times and their overall quirky attitude.Aside from that they are hot yeah

No. 162506

>>162402
He looks like a very old fashioned teacher. Hot

No. 162508

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>>162364
Same anon. 8/10 would smoke 40 cigarettes a day with

No. 162513

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this mf. Theo Von. it's something about the mullet and the way he talks.

No. 162517

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>>162369
agree with anon here >>162409 Serial killers, especially the one's who kill only women (which tbf is most of them) come across as weak to men to me
My horrible sin is being attracted rampage killers and spree killers, god I deserve to die

No. 162518

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This guy from weeds

No. 162519


No. 162523

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Weston Cage(Nick cage's son) I'm not even memeing or joking, he's literally what I want in a man

No. 162525

>>162517
spree killers always came across as more pussy to me. serial killers kill people with their bare hands
that being said, the uniform is hot

No. 162526

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>>162525
well not spree killers who kill random innocent people, rather one's who actively fight against the police or some form of law enforcement, it's weirdly attractive for me

No. 162534

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hybristofags pls, that shit is so gross. this is a civilized imageboard

No. 162538

>>162534
ntayrt but its the unconventional thread fuck off

No. 162542

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>>162523
Now he looks like the cooler preggory. Glad to see he stuck the aesthetic I guess.

No. 162547

>>162542
he should die his hair black though

No. 162556

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>>162526
I relate to that but I'm more into independence movements/organisations like IRA or Hamas

No. 162579

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>>162534
Aww Gandalf is so cute. I like Dumbledore too. In a non-sexual way, a friendly magical date would be fun.

No. 162582

>>162556
Ira are cunts I will never understand the cunts that glorify them, it's usually inbred cunts from council estates with no actual knowledge on the state of things.

No. 162591

>>162582
Bri'ish "person" detected

No. 162594

>>162556
I probably would’ve agreed in the past but since finding out about the IRA sex abuse scandals and reading Milkman… nope.

No. 162600

>>162591
They're no better than ISIS or Al Qaeda. Bombing civilians, including women and children was pointless, cowardly and achieved absolutely nothing.

No. 162602

>>162600
True but all sides in that situation were up to the same shit.

No. 162605

>>162591
You're an idiot and clearly know nothing about the IRA. They are not glorified by Irish people either. You're probs a dumbfuck "Irish" American.

No. 162606

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No. 162608

File: 1607451025834.jpg (61.71 KB, 670x788, 20chai1.jpg)

>>162582
>>162600
nta but this is about attractiveness, I do find that often guerrilla fighters have this nice aesthetic that I sorta like, there was a minor controversy when teenage girls online started mourning the death of a Kashmiri guerilla fighter cause he was hot

No. 162611

>>162608
isn't this guy a tea shop owner lol

No. 162612

>>162556
i'd agree if balaclavas weren't so silly looking most of the time. the little mouth hole makes them look stupid.

No. 162619

>>162612
Gimp vibes.

No. 162641

File: 1607463398696.jpg (38.58 KB, 468x512, unnamed.jpg)

Just wanna say that Trainspotting Ewan >>>>>>> Star Wars Ewan

No. 162643

>>162641
You're spitting facts, anon. It's the only movie I have found him attractive in. I guess that says a lot about me.

No. 162644

>>162556
Speaking purely in terms of aesthetics, balaclavas make their eyes look stupid but the getup on the guys in the back is an absolute banger. The tie on the left is a nice touch.

No. 162645

>>162606
he's so corny… he has talent, he's good at rapping but something about him is just really corny. like eminem. idk white rappers really have to prove themselves to me

No. 162648

File: 1607467253671.jpeg (76.51 KB, 1200x675, D98D8CB5-8CA1-44D2-8CFB-618A11…)

Peak male performance

No. 162650

>>162648
I love this dork. Best cinnamon roll and himbo.

No. 162652

>>162648
seeing this man posted at least once in the past few threads is a win for me, I'm the one who originally posted him after I remember finding him cute as a rando ass side character in national treasure 2 and recognizing him as the dad from modern family kek

I swear all crushes I had on the old men I thought were cute in my teens years ago are coming back to bite me this year

No. 162655

>>162648
I posted him last thread chef kiss

No. 162657

>>162648
I’m gonna post him next thread

No. 162662

>>162657
>>162652
>>162650
>>162655
The way he’s in love with his wife is so hot to me.

No. 162669

>>162648
surprised Ty Burrell isn't more in mainstream stuff, I feel like he can play a lot of characters, he looks nice for his age and I'm sure will be in the small minority of men in Hollywood who will age well, like Jeff Goldblum

No. 162671

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>>162669
I don't know why either anon… I hope he's in more stuff in the future

No. 162673

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>>162556
Some pics of the Assyrian Liberation army

No. 162674

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No. 162675

File: 1607498005509.png (1.32 MB, 960x672, ehddr36n6wn51.png)

Revolutionary Assyrian Democratic Movement fighters in Northern Iraq

No. 162679

>>162675
put this in the women's thread.

No. 162680

Ah, the eternal dance of Eros and Thanatos… Freud would have a lot to say about some farmers here

No. 162681

>>162675
>>162674
>>162673
>>162556
>>162517
>>162526
Anons I'm genuinely scared of you

No. 162682

>>162353
yess me too anon

No. 162683

File: 1607504658968.jpg (119.15 KB, 750x749, sn42unqom5m41.jpg)

>>162680
>>162681
I mean guerrillas and militias often do have a rugged/traditional/DIY punk/soldier aesthetic all at once, I mean that's everything you want in a man

No. 162694

File: 1607521387166.jpg (23.59 KB, 400x400, xqc.jpg)

I am in love with this french canadian zoomer streamer

No. 162698

File: 1607523599959.jpeg (795.74 KB, 1920x1280, 7484CA29-EA42-4C86-9C76-BFF65D…)

I’ve been having some feelings towards Mark Prosch (Colin Robinson) lately that I cannot rationally explain.

No. 162701

>>162518
Kevin Nealon! He is pretty attractive for an SNL alumnus.

No. 162702

>>161447
Doesn’t that guy also play Putin? He’s pretty hot as shirtless Putin.

No. 162709

File: 1607527400787.jpg (44.58 KB, 280x396, weston-cage-280396.jpg)

>>162547
it was so beautiful wtf

No. 162710

File: 1607528092169.jpg (500.95 KB, 1280x1920, 000AINNX9AMAKY9A-C125.jpg)

>>162200
why are you guys not posting quality Polish twinks instead of this???

No. 162735

File: 1607550231554.jpg (350.39 KB, 1600x900, 15hunterbiden-abc-videoSixteen…)

I would never admit this one irl. Shame me.

No. 162750

>>162698
Sending thoughts and prayers anon, I think you're broken

No. 162756

File: 1607564552447.jpg (38.9 KB, 840x471, download.jpg)

they're smart, funny, entertaining and respectful to women! they were even doing it when it wasn't cool in the 80s.

No. 162761

>>162694
me too anon, me too.

No. 162766

>>162698
I love you anon. You're valid even if your attraction is not.

No. 162782

File: 1607579531268.gif (728.86 KB, 245x330, 92051824-470C-4AB8-BDE2-8BB5FD…)

Alec Baldwin is such a fat piece of shit in the departed but I’d let him come inside me

No. 162783

>>161334
lmfao at the replies to this, kids these days don't know why we called it grunge

No. 162784

File: 1607582246089.gif (Spoiler Image,1016.26 KB, 500x375, 64E3BD9D-0E32-4BDA-89FA-327466…)

Before you come for me, think of how this character makes AGPs seethe. I like Ted Levine as Stottlemeyer too; something must be wrong in my head. In picrel he's extremely sexy if you ignore umm some things

No. 162796

>>162784
He really has that AGP autismo stare, I guess I could have thought he was attractive before 2015 (from a purely physical standpoint ofc), but with all the troonery infesting the world it's impossible now.

No. 162816

>>162784
Your reasoning 100% makes sense. You have convinced me. Also I know almost no one watches SNL anymore and it’s stupid, but the most recent episode had a gag about a girl trying to explain why she thinks Buffalo Bill is hot.

No. 162858

File: 1607624222931.png (1.03 MB, 648x630, ted.png)

Ted anons… I saw you all in the last thread. I understand it now. I would even fuck him as a dirty, unwashed hermit. i kinda have a huge crush on him now what the fuck

No. 162862

>>162858
welcome anon, glad ur here

No. 162863

>>162858
>>162862
I'm going to hit you people with a rolled up newspaper.

No. 162877

>>162858
pre crazy ted was so sexy…

No. 162879

>>162863
Ugh honestly anon go ahead I deserve it. Maybe if you smack me hard enough I’ll have a normal crush for once.

No. 162880

>>162858
He kinda looks like Michael Shannon

No. 162885

File: 1607643571772.jpg (67.22 KB, 700x819, Tsukasa_Saito-P1.jpg)

this japanese comedian is so cute to me, balding head an all

No. 162892

>>162858
I wish they never messed with his head.

No. 162910

>>162880
I was thinking Jack Gleeson with brown hair

No. 162958

File: 1607707957596.jpg (128.84 KB, 807x825, ordinarythings.jpg)

He's really teetering on the fine line between cute and ugly imo, but it's his wit and humour for me.

No. 162960

>>162958
I just found his channel last week, he’s been growing on me too

No. 162963

File: 1607709647094.png (760.71 KB, 1070x804, unf.png)

the shameful fetish thread reminded me how ridiculously attracted I am to old man Jeremy Irons

No. 162968

>>162958
Ok, am I strange for thinking he looks like he has dwarfism, feature-wise?

No. 162970

>>162963
based anon. I recently watched dead ringers and he was so strangely attractive in it

No. 162972

>>162968
i aint seeing it personally

No. 162986

File: 1607724223162.jpg (246.54 KB, 1920x1080, c7dd6a5aee88b81bbd5391769bfaf5…)

i'm sorry

No. 162988

>>162986
Ain't this dude racist? Anon…please. Plus he's Australian. Boooo.

No. 162991

>>162986
who is that?
>>162988
what's wrong with Aussies?

No. 162994

>>162991
Catboykami. It's nothing personal. I just can't stand any of the accents from there.

No. 163001

>>162986
trannyfucker kek

No. 163009

File: 1607733868355.jpeg (102.82 KB, 700x467, BB0C0C91-2E57-4DE2-B88D-09D853…)

both tim and eric, but for different reasons. tim because I genuinely find him attractive, and eric because there’s just so much of him, he’s huge. there’s something kind of sexy about that. (also because they’re both really funny and that’s the most attractive quality)

No. 163010

>>163009
i love all the adult swim comedy/performance art weirdos. tim and eric, eric andre, nathan fielder, alan resnick etc

No. 163019

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No. 163033

File: 1607756847955.jpg (220.45 KB, 1800x1800, 13foxnews-carlson-02-mediumSqu…)

tucker time, again. tfw no angry middle-aged conservative tv show host bf

No. 163036

File: 1607758691006.jpeg (53.39 KB, 658x640, 5705A310-6DDB-431B-A68B-62F7C9…)

>>162186
I'm a sucker for weird teeth too, anon

No. 163043

>>163010
I agree. Bob Odenkirk too. He looked really sexy in that movie trailer that dropped the other day.

No. 163046

>>163033
looks like onision. ewww

No. 163048

>>163019
I'd marry Mark Corrigan

No. 163049

>>163048
Would you like it if he brought Kenneth out to play though?

No. 163051

>>163043
i thought this was a comedy/commentary on straight male fragility. putting himself and his family in danger for silly things to prove his own masculinity and all. how confusing

No. 163060

>>163051

I get that impression too. I’m not really into big dumb action movies, I just think he looks handsome in the trailer. Sexy voice too.

No. 163124

File: 1607842123825.jpeg (22.33 KB, 170x210, C19A257B-9D3E-472B-89E1-6F4950…)

He just seems so damn precious!

No. 163131

File: 1607849801967.jpeg (121.33 KB, 1280x720, DFF2EBA6-759C-4C3C-B011-E65AA0…)

The guy who made Detroit: become human, beyond two souls and heavy rain; David cage. I’m not normally into bald guys but something about him is incredibly sexy

No. 163133

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No. 163151

>>163131
His waifu trooned out recently so you might have a chance.

No. 163164

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>>163036
back to tumblr, hybristophile

No. 163174

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I'm late as hell to the Death Grips bandwagon, but I finally got around to actually loving them. And what do you know, semi-malnourishd barechested Stefan does it for me.

No. 163182

>>163131
Yoo i interviewed him once, had a good vibe about him, and smelled pretty nice

No. 163185

>>163009
Fuck you, that’s disgusting. Every other man in this thread, fine. You went too fucking far with these two troglodytes

No. 163187

File: 1607904546662.png (646.47 KB, 684x536, Untitled.png)

this guy who completely destroyed steven crowder to the point crowder basically threw a tantrum and kicked him away because he was getting angry. a true hero.

No. 163188

>>163185
are you the weirdo who was hating on tim and eric really hard in some /ot/ thread?

No. 163193

File: 1607906360752.jpeg (551.83 KB, 828x1004, DDF735FD-3036-43E3-9CDC-A34964…)

This tiktoker when he’s not that face he makes

No. 163194

File: 1607906387200.jpeg (390.22 KB, 828x673, D352CFEC-ADC3-4E3B-9F7A-6660EF…)

>>163193
the face

No. 163196


No. 163197

>>163188
No, I actually like their content but the thought of someone fucking them makes my skin crawl

No. 163199

>>163197
lol, why them over several other more repulsive guys in this thread?

No. 163204

File: 1607911227230.jpg (32.09 KB, 500x375, MV5BZDU1OTRmY2EtZmYwNy00M2Q5LT…)

both of these fucks, i don't watch the show but they're cute and nostalgic for me

No. 163225

>>163187
holy shit, same. Crowder is pathetic.

No. 163226

>>163196
>>163225
samefag but heres the video, he appears around the 6:11 mark

No. 163238

>>163204
Nostalgic? Why nostalgic?

No. 163259

>>163226
notice how much crowder is fidgeting around and turning to the crowd for validation and trying to get in this guy's space. the guy sits back and doesn't take even a SIP of water. we love a confident socialist boy.

No. 163274

File: 1607962704253.png (2.52 MB, 1034x1168, 2154.png)

sorry

No. 163275

File: 1607963387654.jpeg (87.92 KB, 555x539, 2C5A982A-E97B-4B8A-8C86-D8EA4A…)

>>163185
Both of them at the same time is my fantasy.

No. 163277

>>163274
I thought this was Anisa in a blonde wig

No. 163285

File: 1608039214982.jpg (25.25 KB, 474x382, lindybeige.jpg)

Please forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Lindy's got this very wholesome English dad energy, and I can't resist how endearing it is.
>>163274
Shit, anon… I mean, he looked better before FFS (imo), I'll give you that at least. Now he looks like a deflated mouse with the voice to match, yet still somehow clockable.

No. 163289

>>163274
he was hot before

No. 163290

>>163285
>he looked better before FFS
i think he's pretty either way, i just chose whatever from google

No. 163291


No. 163301

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No. 163306

>>163301
Bimbe di Giuseppi on MY lolcow? It's more likely than you think.

No. 163317

>>162353
he IS hot. hope he wins that seat

No. 163318

>>162156
>>162445
they are not unconventional, literally runaway models lmao

No. 163334


No. 163335

>>163318
horsefaces

No. 163350

File: 1608080577309.jpeg (128.68 KB, 747x747, 0D7D3FBD-4CD7-43CA-96CA-2F8A65…)

>>163181
happy to see I’m not alone

No. 163352

>>163350
>that extra chromosome look
He's got it. Yeah, baby he's got it.

No. 163379

>>163238
One was a hottie with a body back when i was a preteen, the other one was a soap twink with backstreet boys hair.

No. 163380

File: 1608107052802.jpg (1.02 MB, 2898x2898, AGeneticHaram.jpg)

>>163350
I spent actual minutes on this because I couldn't unsee it

No. 163381

>>163380
Oh my god I had the biggest crush on the middle guy. He's so cute

No. 163382

>>163381
Bitch same, a fucking weirdo panty sniffer

No. 163435

>>163380
mfw I also find both of the guys on the right cute

No. 163440

File: 1608147911519.jpg (87.96 KB, 677x720, 15587365.jpg)

I feel like his face is too narrow for him to be considered universally attractive. I also like it when he cosplays, he's such a goddamn dork.

No. 163453

File: 1608158289559.jpg (32.67 KB, 500x630, 1920505_vic8.jpg)

I think Victor Love is really beautiful, with makeup or without, young or old, I like his broken nose and I think his face is beautiful in a weird way like the best models' faces are. And all his music is great too (especially MBR) and he is so cute when he smiles

No. 163469

File: 1608165338294.jpg (92 KB, 1170x780, https___hypebeast.com_image_20…)

Unconventional simply because he looks like any other white dude

No. 163474

>>162735
I think he's conventionally attractive, but you can tell he's insane from the look in his eyes

No. 163491

>>163380
what's the guy in the middle's name? i think i've seen him in something

No. 163493

File: 1608187733806.jpeg (43.69 KB, 415x739, F3C2CDA1-3BA2-44D1-9913-2F0393…)

I want to beat the shit out of him but in a sexual way

No. 163495

File: 1608188798971.jpg (121.6 KB, 1280x720, Clown-Core-Hell-Video-1280x720…)

I want them to double team me while wearing thier costumes. It also doesn't help that the guys people have theorized to be them are my visual types too.

No. 163496

>>163493
Wrong thread, he's objectively hot

No. 163498

>>163496
NTA but he's a criminal piece of shit, pretty sure that's the unconventional part

No. 163500

>>163491
Iwan Rheon, he was in GoT.

No. 163518

File: 1608211140571.jpeg (41.86 KB, 413x530, AAA0AA27-C6FE-4FFF-938F-02E791…)

>>163496
>>163498
Yup, good ole Seungri is pratically a mobster from how knee deep he’s on organized prostitution and other crimes.

Sucks that he’s attractive as fuck.

No. 163520

>>163518
Ugh he was probably my favourite Big Bang member, very disappointed

No. 163521

>>163500
He was also in misfits too.

No. 163538

File: 1608238601787.jpg (25.25 KB, 547x363, f54964c119b213c87ede67aaf40d61…)

he weirds me out in a good way

No. 163539

File: 1608238604045.jpg (92.72 KB, 700x506, 89660239__3165375_12.jpg)

I love this type of eyes

No. 163542

>>163539
he has lovely hair

No. 163559

File: 1608254415138.jpeg (171.39 KB, 1280x720, 5E6E9052-2447-4E43-BAE6-C96974…)

Owner of Curiousity Incorporated, an antique store and youtuber. His video series on cleaning hoarded houses are great, he's so calm and kind about the history of the people who lived there! I don't think he's attractive enough for the other thread so I'm posting here.

No. 163566

File: 1608259799479.jpg (61.11 KB, 875x583, Max-Verstappen-10.jpg)

he's a dick but i'm into him

No. 163588

File: 1608269795846.jpg (116.98 KB, 681x383, dune.jpg)


No. 163595

>>163588
Anon I know people on lolcow hate him but he's still an hollywood heartthrob kek

No. 163596

>>163595
>hollywood heartthrob
that doesn't mean anything, the dude is hideous

No. 163603

File: 1608291764871.png (563.1 KB, 503x754, 8Umx9F7.png)

at least his singing voice is hot

No. 163605

>>163596
how can he be hideous when he looks so good in Dune? Can the styling really be this effective for a scrote?

No. 163610

>>163605
What do you mean he looks so good in dune? Are we looking at the same image

No. 163615

>>163605
but he doesn't look good anon, he looks inbred like always

No. 163623

>>163610
>>163615
imho he looks like an edgy emo cutie pie, the black hair really suits him

No. 163631

>>163596
He's still not unconventional even if you have an hateboner for him

No. 163658

>>163495
fuck i thought i was the only one.

No. 163667

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No. 163682

File: 1608380195143.jpg (31.8 KB, 465x709, jg.jpg)

Everything about him is so endearing. He aged really well too

No. 163687

>>163682
>everything about him is so endearing
>gloomy frowny b&w picture
I don't know who that guy is, but you must be Morticia Adams.

No. 163692

>>163667
Is your shameful crush Rory Culkin or specifically Rory Culkin as Euronymous?

No. 163699

File: 1608394690205.jpeg (17.63 KB, 313x470, 17255273629236.jpeg)

Am I the only one ?

No. 163708

File: 1608403694700.jpg (57.05 KB, 600x735, sgreen.jpg)

I've had a crush on Seth Green since he was in Buffy and Austin Powers. My friends roast me non-stop.

No. 163712

>>163708
You’re not alone! I can not believe in 2020 I’m still thirsting over Seth Green. I mean, he’s kinda been looking like Rickety Cricket lately but he used to be super hot.

No. 163715

>>163667
All of the Culkins can get it tbh, Rory especially.

No. 163716

>>163715

>I mean, he’s kinda been looking like Rickety Cricket lately


Kek, I wish that wasn't so accurate.

No. 163733

File: 1608421323129.jpg (49.33 KB, 326x420, ElDDU4JWkAIAqak.jpg)

He would have hated me and I battle the cognitive dissonance everyday.

No. 163745

File: 1608438068367.jpg (245.67 KB, 724x1086, img_0921.jpg)

Yellow Days ♥ I love his music so much. I've also met him and he's extremely nice.

No. 163770

>>163733
are you black or something? lovecraft was racist but didn't hate black people. he always came off as a fetishizer to me. i mean one of his most popular creations took the form of a handsome, godly black man

he did hate the irish though

No. 163791

>>163770
Nah I'm Asian and I'm pretty sure he hated/was afraid of us too. I'm also a second-generation immigrant and we all know how he feels about immigrants in the US. Well since he's dead I don't have to feel too bad about it at least.

No. 163802

>>163745
I'm not really attracted to him, but yeah, his music is amazing. Good taste, anon.

No. 163808

File: 1608497293556.jpeg (491.01 KB, 2048x1366, 6502EE0D-3FED-47AB-B9BB-4FE169…)

I find brian tyree henry pretty for a heavy guy. He also got his MFA from Yale, and I really like intelligent guys. Plus he was hilarious in that one “gender critical” episode of Atlanta.

No. 163850

>>163708
Best post . He was so cute in Austin Powers hes ugly as shit now.
Wouldve loved to crush his tiny man pelvis.

No. 163882

>>163538
You're not alone. I think young Les was so hot in a weird nu-metal way.

No. 163895

File: 1608520700140.jpg (142.85 KB, 640x908, Roman_Mars_irwcpy.jpg)

he looks so boring and average but his voice makes me horny

No. 163951

File: 1608582725866.png (517.94 KB, 397x671, lock stock and two smoking twi…)

I was horny for this fuckface to the point of distraction for almost the whole movie

No. 163955

File: 1608584410293.gif (969.48 KB, 500x281, pm.gif)

>>163708
He had no right to be so cute in Party Monster (Mac Culkin & the woman who played his GF too)

No. 163970

File: 1608594938269.jpg (54.67 KB, 750x430, windows.jpg)

I already posted about him in the last thread but the shame won't leave me

No. 163977

>>163955
>the woman who played his gf
Do you not know chloe sevigny?

No. 163983

>>163977
I know of her, her name just escaped me

No. 164001

>>163955
Chloe Sevigny is stupidly sexy as Gitsie

No. 164006

>>163951
i love guys with this hairstyle

No. 164012

File: 1608612671865.jpg (53.93 KB, 306x544, mom please dont delete this fi…)

he will choke me with his big and hairy arms, and kiss me with that crusty, lovely and beautiful lips that i love, feeling so hot that i'm tripping over my fluids and causing an epileptic seizure and cardiac attack that would lead me to death, where I will finally meet my beloved, Jeffrey

No. 164013

>>164012 he's beautiful p e r i o d also it's the eyes for me, he did pass the vibe check, sorry not sorry

No. 164014

File: 1608614913148.jpg (1.29 MB, 3158x3158, j.jpg)

he's cute don't @ me

No. 164017

File: 1608617449054.jpeg (162.26 KB, 634x898, AE028038-1CFD-4852-97F0-262079…)

goddammit epstein anons are gonna make it a tradition to post him in every thread. here we go again

guess it's time to post my cunt girlfriend suicider then

No. 164028

>>164014
his face is like a shitty popsong, you like it because you've seen it too many times but it's pretty low quality

No. 164029

>>164014 he's so pretty I wanna shove a strap down his lips.

No. 164038

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I know he gets posted in almost every thread but I've been rewatching some old best of the worst vids and out of nowhere got a huge crush on Mike. I used to think only Jay was cute but now I can't stop grinning and staring at Mike with heart eyes when he's on the screen and I'm fantasising about him lmao it's like where the hell did this come from? I don't even find him that hot but at the same time I do? He's not really my type but there's something kinda attractive about him. Idk it's very weird

No. 164045

>>164017
Ahhh, yes. The walking, talking and gurning STD riddled wax work. I knew it would only be a matter of time before he was wheeled out into this thread along with Epstein. Give it a day, and Savile anon will be here to complete the trifecta of rancid men.

No. 164048

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elliot rodger was a good looking guy and he could probably pull girls if he wasn't mentally a freak show

No. 164052

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>>164045
I posted him and I am ugly laughing at this so hard. Kinkshame me harder anon I deserve it. I mean at least there's no evidence that Rip Van Rubberface raped kids or teenage girls unlike the other two

>tfw college bookstores are closed

No. 164061

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if he started an erotic audio onlyfans or something i would honestly simp so hard

No. 164063

>>164061
aint this kiryu's VA? he's done voiceovers for BL VNs iirc, so there's 100% audio of him moaning out there - enjoy

No. 164071

>>164052
Glad I could make you laugh anon. I only say it in jest, you don't have to justify your attraction to Jim Carrey to us. More for you, I guess?

No. 164076

>>164048
I agree, what a waste

No. 164078

Kinda ot, but I am laughing at the past couple of posts, Epstein and Jim Carrey have been posted itt and it is only a matter of time before Saville makes an appearance too

No. 164084

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>>164017
honestly, he was such a cutie when he was younger. i love him in the classic 90s movies like dumb and dumber and the mask

No. 164085

>>164045
Carrey seems terrible irl but I wouldn't say he's on the level of Seville or Epstein. At least the women he pursues are adults.

No. 164087

>>164012
Not only was he a sociopathic pedo but he also had no lips. Love yourself, anon.

No. 164090

>>164071
Well, I'm exceedingly self deprecating so I thought it was hilarious. The cliffnotes version is being mentally fucked up and having daddy issues and it spirals out from there. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

>>164078
If Epstein, Carrey, and Saville are the three horsemen of the unconventional threadpocalypse, who's the fourth? We need a fourth

>>164085
I love blinds and articles about him because they truly do stray into fanfiction territory, and the man is insane enough that I have no idea what to think anymore. Yes he's obviously a fucked up, terrible person but I don't think he's the level of crazy that blinds about cults and other nonsense that sound pulled out of a stans ass make him out to be

No. 164113

>>164028
oh.. wow. that actually makes a lot of sense for a lot of people.

No. 164117

>>162517

my unconventional male attraction is any male in a ski mask…

No. 164131

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I been watching Deadwood recently and even tho Ian McShane's character is a gigantic asshole I'm weirdly attracted to him in this particular costume/styling…

No. 164132

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i hate this bitch asshole whore, she doesn't deserve a man like him

No. 164135

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the glasses fit him well omfg my nose is about to bleed

No. 164137

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d-don't l-look me like that, p-please…

No. 164138

>>164090
> If Epstein, Carrey, and Saville are the three horsemen of the unconventional threadpocalypse, who's the fourth? We need a fourth

Ben Shapiro? He shows up often in these threads.

No. 164139

As soon as I saw epsteins face on the home page I just fucking knew it was gonna be in this thread.

No. 164141

>>164137 i mean, he's not THAT bad. He has a good face shape and prominent shiny ocean eyes that make him pyshically attractive and a little bit hot (don't come for me).

No. 164143

>>164141
he was gorg when younger

No. 164144

>>164132
reminder he had a dick like an EGG

No. 164145

>>164138
and so it shall be? but who's who?

we've got war, pestilence, death, and famine
shapiro for war, carrey for pestilence, savile for famine, and ofc epstein for death (which can also be interpreted as the antichrist)

No. 164149

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No. 164161

>>164013
thank god there's at least 2 other people who think this, I'm not alone, hooray.

He's def had surgery coz he was super vain, but it was all worth it kek

No. 164162

>>164045
>>gurning STD riddled waxwork

omg anon, my sides. The accuracy

No. 164163

>>164144
good. come scramble me, epstein-chan

No. 164169

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>>164084
I blame liar liar for making me initially have some kind of freudian awakening for this mess when I was younger. his demon face contortionism is fascinating. I think he is the basis for me preferring tall weird dark haired guys.

he looks gaunty and old now but I would let him do whatever he wanted to me despite everything I've heard, especially in an outfit like the aforementioned and picrel where he's got a nice jacket or suit, i do love me a tall skinny guy in a suit. i denied my thirst for months but it's become extremely hard to deny, so might as well admit it. the rumors exacerbated it. he would verbally slaughter me for being a plain looking girl with a pile of heinous self harm scars and i'd take every second of it

as another anon put it, "if you flow with the horny, the horny will flow through you and away from you, so to speak. dont deny your thirst, it will only make it stronger."

>>164162
i'm a retard who forgot what "gurning" meant and having relearned it today it's been added to my repertoire

No. 164217

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yet another plastic surgery monster i'd shag

No. 164219

>>164162
I will consider your laughter my Christmas gift to myself, anon!

No. 164220

>>164012
>>164132
>>164135
>>164137
He looks like a fucking muppet

No. 164225

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tis the season

No. 164227

>>164225
You had me at "shitters full"

No. 164240

>>164225
he gave me a hillbilly fetish

No. 164289

>>164220 i want to be Miss Piggy now…

No. 164291

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No. 164330

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i had the biggest crush on both of them in high school. ville is more conventionally attractive tho, but i guess he would be too feminine to some.

come to think of it, i actually had crushes on most of the guys from jackass lol

No. 164335

>>164217
>yet another plastic surgery monster i'd shag
that's what I think about my kpops but I feel insecure about posting them and having nonas call them ugly freaks

No. 164337

>>164330
Same but bam margera was a skinwalking bitch

No. 164352

>>164330
>>164337
bam is also one of the biggest blatantly manchild-y manchildren i have ever seen, he's pathetic

No. 164353

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No. 164369

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>>164335
isn't the point of this thread to post what many nonnies consider ugly freaks though? it's all in good fun, just own the fact that most ppl don't align to your taste and it's okay. I like a diseased freak who can warp his face to look like satan incarnate, and that just happened to be what my vagina was misled into liking this year!!

picrel back to plastique kpop boys, all the current gen kpoppie men (except for a couple of members of nct) aren't to my taste, most of them are too young for my fossil loving ass, but t.o.p can get it

No. 164373

>>164353
That’s not the same person, anon.

No. 164374

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I’m so into Mel Gipson with a mullet

No. 164380

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>>164374
Mel was 100% conventional and 150% cute when he was young tho

No. 164383

>>164369
gosh T.O.P still is the hottest man alive to me. I just love his deep voice so much.

No. 164386

>>164380
Yikes, is that pic really from 1982? He would only be 26 there and already had deep-set wrinkles.

No. 164400

>>164380
Mel was insanely hot back in the day and the only reason its a shameful crush is because he's such a POS

No. 164402

>>164373
what? that's them but in the current year lol
shows how much bam's fucked himself up

No. 164406

god. men age so badly huh?

No. 164415

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‘Tis the season I guess

No. 164416

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>>164415
his brother is cute, too bad he's a manlet

No. 164514

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i used to think he was so cute rip

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No. 164522

>>164519
personification of russian aids

No. 164539

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>>164522
shut up

No. 164549

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merry christmas fellow weirdies itt
here's to manifesting a better 2021 :')

No. 164550

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I hate him/his politics…..and yet
Please forgive me UK anons.

No. 164552

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No. 164612

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Watched It’s A Wonderful Life for the first time and I had the realization that Jimmy Stewart seems like top tier Hollywood Golden Age husbando

No. 164619

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my King…

No. 164622

>>164619
are you the same anon who posted him last? im curious

No. 164624

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No. 164668

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No. 164673

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>mfw I've been memed into finding Adam Driver hot

It started out with a non sith how did it end up like this

No. 164674

>>164619
this is what Ellen Page is going to look like in 10 years

No. 164676

>>164673
it's not a meme, he's amazing especially in marriage story
anyway welcome to the club

No. 164684

>>164673
He is not hot or attractive in a conventional way, but I found him really cute on SNL (don't like starwars and haven't watched marriage story). He looks nerdy but not in the annoying wimpy Michael Cera way.

No. 164685

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>>164619
Holy shit I just watched a down the rabbit hole vid about him, very interesting but tragic story. He was a looker in his younger days tbh, he could get it.

No. 164701

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>>164684
Yes, I think so, too! He's a bit awkward, but I really like his style of humour, he doesn't try to hard and he legit got some out loud laughs out of me during interviews.
also he's tall and strong

No. 164716

>>164673
He’s ugly in pictures and soo hot in motion, I don’t understand

No. 164723

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shrug shrug

No. 164724

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>>164673
There is no escape anon. Welcome

No. 164747

>>164716
It's called being unphotogenic.

Finding Adam Diver hot is pretty conventional.

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>>164747
C'mon now, anon.
Whenever he's posted in the conventional thread, nonnies there have a sped meltdown saying the government should disfigure him to make his face more bearable, that that type of cat is forever cursed for havin its name associated with the beast, that it should be a legal offense for him to have a face he's so ugly. I've seen people asking for spoilers and trigger warnings in this site so they don't ever gaze upon Adam Driver
Let we have him in the unconventional.
I've never seen an actor so polarising in a site where people admit finding Jeffrey Epstein hot.

No. 164768

>>164766
>a site where people admit finding Jeffrey Epstein hot
Wait… those anons aren't joking?

No. 164769

>>164768
I think most are kidding, but you know someone here actually does…

No. 164771

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I'm part of the Adam Driver is fucking ugly camp. My unconventional Star Wars crush is the scrawny ginger.

No. 164772

>>164771
h-h-hot, name?

No. 164773

>>164766
>I've seen people asking for spoilers and trigger warnings in this site so they don't ever gaze upon Adam Driver
they are contrarian or meming or just purely retarded

No. 164775

>>164768 i think Epstein-chan really likes him and is in love with him. I don't think it's a joke, i find him very hot too.

No. 164776

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>>164775
>i find him very hot too.
Hey anon wtf

No. 164780

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I like crossdressers (not drag).

No. 164782

>>164780
Do you get off to the troon thread?

No. 164793

>>164772
ntayrt but domhnall gleeson

>>164768
I'm the resident carreychan and I've been here for enough time to see multiple epstein posters

I'm not surprised if epsteinchans are in fact legit. there was someone in an early rendition of this thread who was attracted to the japanese cannibal guy and there have been multiple serial killer anons. I think it's funny that trolling or not an epsteinchan makes an appearance in almost every thread. I also love how there's this little infighting going on everytime driver is brought up on here or the attractive thread because it's funny how divisive everyone is about his looks and the presence of driverchans on this board

this thread tends to fluctuate between "guy who's not conventionally attractive but not a bad person" and "guy who did really horrible thing and is a terrible person and / or not conventionally attractive", all of which befit the purpose of the thread. it's an interesting juxtaposition

No. 164799

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Hayashi Kento. I've been watching a japanese drama and he's the main lead. He's cute but I feel he may be unconventional since not everyone likes japanese guys and he has a kind of weird baby face. But he's so adorable in the drama I have a big crush right now on him.

No. 164805

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This coomer manlet is a guilty pleasure of mine. I think he's actually funny when he's not being a complete smooth brain.

Only with long hair though.

No. 164811

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i'll buy skyrim again just for him

No. 164813

>>164780
Wouldn’t bang but I love this guy’s work. Nice to see another Megg, Mogg, and Owl fan on lolcow
>>164782
He’s just a crossdresser iirc

No. 164815

>>164805
I hate to admit it but I have to agree anon. The feeling of attraction fades the more he talks

No. 164827

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I want Mussolini to yell at me Italian. I’d let him strangle me to death with his hands, as long as he wore those cute leather gloves he has. The hat stays on in both scenarios. I’ve wanted him since high school history class. Fuck, that jawline.

No. 164829

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>>164771
>Gleeson
I'm more into his father

No. 164830

>>164827
What jawline

No. 164831

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>>164827
stalin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

No. 164841

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>>164830
This jawline

No. 164846

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I don’t even like men I just think his face is pleasing, same with Billy Corgan. They have a similar face shape that I like to look at.

No. 164860

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>>164841
Anon that is a shadow, his jawline is distinctly undefined in every other photo. He was also 5'6 and bald

No. 164868

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just discovered the show Taskmaster a few weeks ago (they upload full series on YouTube, I highly recommend) and learned Greg Davies is 6'8" which is an automatic smash in my book. he used to be a teacher too and when he turns on the concerned-teacher voice I melt a little.

but idk something about Alex Horne I've come to find him even more attractive. I can't explain it. his bottom-bitch character in the show adds to it somehow too. he's 6'2, ginger, and I think the gap teeth is cute as hell.

he looks like a character from Wallace and Gromit though so I'm just confused

No. 164869

>>164860
That’s why the hat stays on during sex

No. 164872

>>164868
Welcome to the club, the new season sucked ass but yessss

No. 164874

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Just had a sex dream about Nathan Fielder and I didn’t hate it. He’s not ugly but I’ve only known him on his awkward show and never thought of him like that.

No. 164883

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feel like pure shit just want him back x

No. 164884

>>164874
While watching NFY I fell such an strong attraction to him and I even don't know why.
Especially when he would break character like vidrel
Never thirsted him after finishing thee show though

No. 164894

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I can change him

No. 164896

>>164894

Who is he? I'd sit on him

No. 164898

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>>164896
twitch streamer xQc

No. 164900

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>>164898

Just tuned in, he's boring af

Pewds is still #1

No. 164938

>>161779
Lol in high school I did an entire research paper on this guy because I thought he was attractive

No. 164939

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>>162523
I want Nicolas Cage

No. 164948

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I can't be the only one who thinks this guy is great looking.

(First time posting hopefully I didn't fuck it up)

No. 164962

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Ludwig Wittgenstein

No. 164965

>>164939
I would also fuck young Nic Cage. Awkward because I learned while watching his movies with her that my crazed mother had a raging crush on young Cage. Which makes a lot of sense, but it's awkward to share the same sentiment

No. 164966

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i love him

No. 164990

>>164962
my grumpy dude

No. 165008

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this absolute lab rat of a youtuber dude. he looks like all the cringy british boys i spent my teen years avoiding as a foreigner yet here i am all these years later

No. 165012

>>165008
Weird post tbh, you sound like Helga from hey arnold.



Unless he’s an actual creepy guy. What’s his yt?

No. 165013

>>165012
NTA but he's one of the Sidemen. The same group that has the guy that boxed one of the Pauls. He's not creepy afaik, just weird.

No. 165022

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Chloe, where is my chopper?!

No. 165025

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President McKinley and his strong eyebrows

No. 165033

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this monkey looking fella really does it for me

No. 165037

>>165033
I don't have a thing for him but his cauliflower ears are so fascinating

No. 165038

>>165033
now that you mention it, i'm surprised that there aren't more fighters itt.

No. 165059

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Oswald Mosley…Anyone else?

No. 165180

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kill me

No. 165181

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>>165180
thas mento ilness luv

No. 165182

>>165180
I refuse to believe this. Im choosing to believe you're just lying for attention and a shot on the lolcows best caps thread

No. 165186

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he’s so gorgeous to me

No. 165189

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>>165059
same anon he was so sexy

No. 165190

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I’m not that sorry about it but still

No. 165191

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>>164860
he looks identical to rosa from oitnb

No. 165197

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No. 165200

>>165038
the ladies of lolcow farm are pacifists

No. 165215

>>165180
Every other cringy, stupid thing about this moid aside, he's 100% conventionally attractive. He's like over 6 foot tall, muscular, with very typically attractive nose shape, eye color, brow shape, jawline, etc. He doesn't belong in this thread, imo.

No. 165216

>>165038
Tbh, facially, most UFC guys and boxers are super ugly. Like, not even unconventionally attractive.

No. 165220

>>165215
This made more sense back when the threads were titled "Men you're ashamed you want to fuck". There's a lot of conventionally attractive that are only getting posted because they are nerdy or cringy, I think the next thread should have the former title.

No. 165223

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This is fucking embarrassing but when Catching Fire came out I had a thing for Haymitch/Woody Harrelson.

>tfw no guilt ridden, alcoholic PSTD suffering, hidden heart of gold, mentor bf

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>>165223
Holy shit anon. I haven't seen Cathing Fire, but I was JUST gonna post Woody Harrelson. I love his dad energy in Zombieland.

No. 165234

>>165220
yeah idk why the thread title got changed, maybe because some anons aren't ashamed?

No. 165238

>>165223
>>165228
he's also the voice of Mr. Krabs, if that dad energy does anything for you topkek

No. 165246

>>165238
He's not. In what, a movie or something?

No. 165249

>>165246
yeah idk either but I almost believed he was mr. krabs for sec and believed it and then I googled it and my confusion was dispelled

No. 165261

File: 1609483230641.jpg (52.49 KB, 821x1094, 927351ae85dcc52d569fa7962a8324…)

…I can't help it.
Rami Malek, specifically in Mr. Robot

No. 165262

>>165261
He's soo cute in Mr Robot.

No. 165263

>>165261
Completely understandable.

No. 165265

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>>165228
Yes, I'm so with you. He was super sexy in season 1 of True Detective too. Drool

No. 165295

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>>165238
>>165249
Speaking of Mr Crabs

No. 165296

>>165261
Rami is so adorable, he just looks so innocent and cute to me. I think it’s his eyes that people find strange, but I like him

No. 165297

File: 1609512104874.png (1.1 MB, 821x1074, B04D6AE4-0812-4344-8BAF-355C5B…)

Chucky, I mean Brad Dourif in One Flew over the cuckoos nest

No. 165298

>>165295
Clancy is so hot

No. 165299

>>165297
I haven’t seen that movie but he is adorable and I’d definitely end up crushing on him.

No. 165303

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No. 165306

>>165059
aw fuck i forgot about this embarrassing side of me. yes, anon.

No. 165314

File: 1609530401245.jpg (538.67 KB, 4062x634, inthecut.jpg)

this mf burns through the camera

best shoulders in the game

No. 165322

File: 1609535236891.jpg (182.87 KB, 600x518, oreed01.jpg)

>>165303
Fucking yes anon. I watched this recently after many years and I decided I would happily let Sykes do anything to me.

No. 165385

File: 1609583515303.jpg (234.88 KB, 1242x1646, b813cd0f33f4b90a57966aba7baddc…)

RIP

Feel like pure shit just want him back x

No. 165392

>>165314
looks like he smells like an open capsule of fish oil

No. 165419

File: 1609610907447.jpeg (105.8 KB, 605x1200, 5C5CBF24-9BC1-4AFA-863F-40D3D2…)

he’s literally the cutest guy in the world to me idk why. he kinda looks like mac demarco who i also had a huge crush on before he got fat and started balding

No. 165422

>>165215
>>165220
he looks like a neanderthal dorito

No. 165424

>>165419
eboy karl jacobs?

No. 165439

File: 1609622444360.png (505.25 KB, 640x640, fT2kqKB.png)

Not usually the kind of guy I'd be into but his music slaps and he seems like he'd be fun to hang out with

No. 165441

>>165439
Idk why i see pewdiepie

No. 165444

>>165419
idk who that is but looks like my ex who i really liked but always thought he was a lil ugly

No. 165446

File: 1609624924512.jpg (2.11 MB, 2853x3655, Orson_Welles_1937.jpg)

both young and old versions

No. 165451

>>165439
Divine taste, anon. I love his music and he's kinda cute

No. 165456

File: 1609630493683.jpg (30.38 KB, 359x512, unnamed.jpg)

yesenin was a cutie

No. 165461

>>165419
I watched a couple streams of his and he seems really funny and chill, he's cute however I'm not attracted to him bc on top of having a baby face he's got the same haircut as every normie zoomer boy in my country so my lizard brain keeps registering him as a 16 year old boy despite him being older than me kek

No. 165463

File: 1609633461626.jpeg (202.65 KB, 1024x706, 1AB4663A-BFEA-49FE-97F2-150ABE…)

I always thought Yuri Gagarin (first guy in space) was adorable

No. 165470

>>165456
he was even handsome in death

No. 165498

File: 1609673258511.png (227.22 KB, 470x330, xVR1DZx.png)

Probably stinks so would not go near, but part of me wants to take him for a walk in sunlight and have him eat a homecooked meal.

No. 165506

File: 1609678792951.jpg (36.69 KB, 363x313, маяковский.jpg)

>>165456
Mayakovskiy>>>
Not unconventional though, just fukken old lol.

>>165463
fun fact: out of the group of astronauts to be the first man to enter space, all of whom were equally (very) qualified, Gagarin was chosen for his smile. Also, all the candidates, including Yuri ofc, had to be no taller than about 5'5 because they wouldn't fit in the seat of the Vostok spacecraft.

No. 165514

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>>165463
Is he really considered unconventional? Always thought he was a cutie.

>>165506
Mayakovsky was hot, I like how he looked good with both longer hair and very short hair. He also gives me hope as someone who resembles Lilya Brik (nothing against her, just hate my appearance lol)

No. 165519

>>165498
Fucking hell, anon. Noah is no fixer-upper, he's got too much going on.

No. 165549

File: 1609704766253.jpg (47.04 KB, 390x573, vladimir_mayakovsky_1924.jpg)

>>165506
great taste anon. slav men are the best.

No. 165550

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>>165463
>>165549
samefag sorry but you reminded me about vladimir komarov. i always found him really handsome too. he died crashing into the earth, RIP

No. 165554

>>165549
I believe Mayakovsky was actually Georgian, mostly. Also, im russian and i disagree kek, you can have them.

No. 165575

File: 1609716534591.jpg (108.84 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (1).jpg)

Kurtan from the show This Country. The actor in normal clothes and hair styling looks fine but I was also weirdly attracted to him playing Kurtan.

No. 165634

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>>165506
>Also, all the candidates, including Yuri ofc, had to be no taller than about 5'5
Cute..
>>165514
>Is he really considered unconventional? Always thought he was a cutie.
He’s a conventional cutie to me, but I was scared to post him in the conventional thread bc the last time I posted a guy there, I got replies telling me he was ugly lmao. Also, god, the picture you attached is so cute. His smile is perfect.Saved.

No. 165639

File: 1609771184850.jpeg (107.56 KB, 1280x720, 10C36ED9-CA59-4051-8ACC-34F890…)

Hnnng

No. 165680

File: 1609799050776.jpg (46.73 KB, 663x663, f9407530570c34feed0ae70dddebd6…)

Ewan McGregor was so fuckable in Trainspotting even while playing a heroin addict.

No. 165683

>>165446
I feel it anon, I always forget to post him here

No. 165684

File: 1609801750535.gif (1.75 MB, 400x225, hkjhjhfhgjkl.gif)

I am rewatching The Knick and so badly want to bang Dr Thackery.

No. 165694

>>165680
very firm agree

No. 165702

File: 1609814698751.jpg (94.55 KB, 900x750, charles-bukowski-7.jpg)

i used to be obsessed with charles bukowski in high school. he's very gross although i would probably still sleep with him lmao

No. 165712

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Aside from the brief time he had a goatee he’s consistently done it for me throughout all 9 seasons

No. 165721

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>>165684
I was just thinking about that actor recently too kek

No. 165728

>>165721
Glad it's not just me. I think Clive Owen is hot, regardless of people thinking he's an uggo.

No. 165729

File: 1609866359415.jpg (45.19 KB, 540x720, c919188b8df34383dc717645f68a51…)

David Mitchell has always done it for me. Come on ladies

No. 165738

File: 1609871354606.jpg (79.75 KB, 512x339, rickyjulian.jpg)

>>161298
Apparently this is shameful

No. 165743

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>>165461
i love guys with baby faces. i think the trauma of my early life has made me only able to be attracted to innocent looking men

No. 165746

>>165738
Nothing shameful about wanting to bang Julian or Ricky imo. Julian especially.

No. 165748

File: 1609878908463.jpg (33.53 KB, 500x294, brianwilson.jpg)

He was so fine… And to be honest, I'd hit it even when he was slightly chubbier

No. 165766

>>165746
>Julian especially
This is the way

No. 165791

>>164701
He looks so much better with this kinda hair. He wears his hair too long in order to hide his ears and it makes him look worse imo. He should let his goofy ears show, they're cute. Bless this hair length on him.

No. 165801

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>>164078
you guys called me?

No. 165802

>>165801
I came here with a very bad feeling from the front page. Congrats, now the unholy trifecta is complete.

No. 165803

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>>165802
i want to fuck him in the ass against the wall with a strap on while he tells me i’m such a nasty dirty bird for doing this to him. then i want to strangle him tbh

No. 165809

>>165801
>>165803
I'm screaming she actually came through

No. 165810

>>165803
I missed you, Savile-anon. We'll agree to disagree on wanting to bone Jimmy, but I wish you well.

No. 165817

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>>165809
>>165810
I’m sorry everyone, but i can’t help it. i know how much he would hate to be dominated.

No. 165818

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>>165817
it's okay savilechan, I want my Jim to step on me, and much worse, I have the opposite hangup

you do greatly amuse me though

No. 165819

>>165818
is that jim carrey?

No. 165821

Epstein-anon! Get in here quick so we can complete the ritual!

No. 165822

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>>165818
Carrey is weirdly sexy, but i wouldn’t want him to dominate me. I only want to dominate evil and narcissistic men. Or innocent men. Or any man who fits my weirdo type. I’m attracted to men who range lookswise from John Belushi to John Lennon, I just want to cut them down with a chainsaw.

No. 165823

>>165822
> I only want to dominate evil and narcissistic men. Or innocent men.
b-b-b-based

No. 165824

>>165822
I blame robotnik and the number 23 for how I feel, thoroughly

No. 165826

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>>165823
Literally, i’m dominant but i want when i’m pegging my ideal males to kinda verbally degrade me, like call me perverted and disgusting for getting off to this. I would post this in shameful fetishes but that thread is dead af.

Say what you want about Nemu but some of her art was based in concept/power dynamics. She always sexualized her ugly dudes.

No. 165853

File: 1609977904493.jpg (1.97 MB, 3600x2400, Gregor_Schlierenzauer_-_Team_A…)

>tfw no cute, hot-tempered ski jumper bf

No. 165855

>>165853
He looks like a Mormon

No. 165860

>>165853
Looks like the average normie scrote from my country whose only interests are sports, gym and making money

No. 165862

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No. 165873

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>>165862

Im ashamed but…. retarded maga viking

No. 165874

Sorry Epstein-chan i didn't meant to tag you

No. 165875

>>165873
saw the image on the front page and was hoping it wouldn't be this thread

No. 165878

File: 1609998008156.jpg (28.47 KB, 300x436, 64a376618be5aacd8c573b3db9c7f6…)

He was always so goofy on Iron Chef, idk why it made me love him

No. 165884

>>165853
It's too bad he won't ever get into peak form again.
The normie cute guys are part of the reason I watch sports.

No. 165897

>>165873
he's not a maga dude, he's an actor / shaman larper
he was in the blm protests as well (which I assume do not attract maga dudes)

No. 165899

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>>165873
Came here to post this…at least I'm not alone in my shame.
Help me anon

No. 165905

>>165873
>>165899
I am very pleasantly surprised by American protesters, I was expecting a gathering of deathfats and got this

No. 165909

>>165899
American anons, can you explain why there is a retarded man with buffalo horns on his head in your congress house?

No. 165910

>>165909
Unfortunately, no.

No. 165911

File: 1610035991133.jpg (17.69 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (4).jpg)

I've been watching Growing Up in the Universe and I noticed Richard Dawkins was kinda cute when he was younger. The lectures were nice too

No. 165914

>>165909
I'm not American, I just posted him here because I saw his picture.
The basic news we get is "orange man fanboys did something bad" and a lot of memes

No. 165917

File: 1610038369912.gif (4.03 MB, 480x342, 6C9CDA80-B69B-4B49-8A41-ED5EFB…)

>>165899
I’m here for u anon. I’m in the same boat, but ONLY if he has the warpaint and Buffalo horns on. I won’t be taking any questions at this time.

No. 165919

File: 1610038940295.jpg (62.5 KB, 654x960, 136122677_10215605759811952_54…)

>>165897
Dude was a counter-protestor at blm. Conspiracy theorists are being disingenuous and cropping out/editing his signs though.

No. 165924

>>165897
The interlocked triangles on his chest is called a valknut, it's being used by nordic white supremacists, as is the Thor's hammer on his stomach. Given the context I think it's safe to say he's not just 'really into Norse culture'. Ten bucks says that hammer is actually covering up something even more blatantly racist.
I wouldn't fuck this idiot… But I do like the horns.

No. 165926

File: 1610045840059.jpg (56.56 KB, 500x500, khlebnikov1.jpg)

>>165549
silver age poet i'd most like to fuck is khlebnikov. idek man.
but you are wrong, slav men are shit.

No. 165929

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No. 165930

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No. 165931

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No. 165942

File: 1610061284754.jpg (76.84 KB, 600x904, 459251261.jpg)

Ugh. I love him. I miss cute nerdy looking guys rather than tattoo covered eboys.

No. 165943

>>165942

the last true american patriot, bae

No. 165946

>>165943
I really admire him but his wife is a gross slut. He could have done much better.

No. 165948

File: 1610065636281.gif (1.03 MB, 480x270, gregghfgdffszasdxcfgvhb.gif)

>>164868
Ahhhh yes. Greg is definitely unconventional but I unashamedly would let him ruin me. He's such a big guy, funny as fuck and would probably be a filthy shag. I am down.

No. 165949

>>165948
Love him. He's always reminded me of an unconventionally attractive Joel McHale

No. 165950

>>165948
he is so sexy i'd do anything to fuck him

No. 165955

File: 1610068682591.jpeg (47.91 KB, 340x621, 32018A8A-9CB7-44F9-832B-15ADBC…)

Alan dale but specifically as Charles widmore. He’s so fucking mean I love it

No. 165958

File: 1610073257574.jpg (82.36 KB, 736x925, 274c1eb9d95fc87990f41ec9099120…)

Idk if I should be ashamed, he just looks kinda dorky. I want to peg him.

No. 165961

>>165905
Tbf, deathfats usually can’t get out the house or don’t have the energy to walk around the Capital.

No. 165979

File: 1610089622290.jpeg (121.7 KB, 940x626, 1485C0E0-409B-41E6-B3BF-179E50…)

>>165958
is this the third property brother?

No. 165985

>>165949
I just googled Joel and they do have a look of each other, but I'd rather fuck Greg I think.

>>165950
Same. The fact he is an ex-teacher and a foot taller than me makes me want him to boss and throw me around.

No. 166067

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>>161298
he's really hot as Silas in motion. it blew my mind when i watched it at 12.

No. 166068

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No. 166070

>>165979
these mfs SO REPULSIVE I HATE SEEING THEM!!!

No. 166092

>>163970
GOD you just reminded me of this assignment I had to write as a 9th grader. we had to write about going back in time and meeting someone historic and I chose bill gates.

lmfao I cringe thinking about it know, because if I somehow was able to read it today it'd come off as self-insert fanfiction of 14 year old me and bill gates.

god i want to die

No. 166104

>>166092
>historic
>bill gates

i cant mock you too badly though because I did basically the same assignment only i chose bill nye and we met up in a taco bell

No. 166138

File: 1610200881869.jpeg (127.02 KB, 800x450, AC2F3CD4-AB74-4516-9612-4A320A…)

I want Micheal Cohen to fuck me from behind and come inside me. His big sad eyes really do it for me. I want him to tell me about the stresses of dealing with trump as we lay in bed naked together, his warm seed still inside of me

No. 166143

>>166138
…that’s hot

No. 166144

File: 1610203697519.jpg (590.16 KB, 2048x1367, merlin_165534831_f98ad7a7-772a…)

I watched A Hidden Life last night and one of my big takeaway was sadness over the fact that I am not, in fact, married to this fine Austrian farmer and his firm convictions against Nazism.

No. 166151

>>165946
Who's his wife? What's the milk?

No. 166155

File: 1610209322781.jpeg (198.07 KB, 828x1259, 7EE7D5A7-24AB-4FD6-B62D-7C19B2…)

>>166151
iirc his wife is a pole dancer or something of the sort

No. 166158

File: 1610210113282.gif (3.75 MB, 480x480, hjghhjkhkljl.gif)

>>166144
He is hot, anon. I may have to watch this movie! I hope you don't mind, but he massively reminds me of another 'unconventional' actor I find very attractive, Michael Shannon.

No. 166159

File: 1610210361769.jpg (263.64 KB, 1356x1627, 10228322.jpg)

I hate myself but I find him hot

No. 166162

File: 1610211199229.jpg (133.72 KB, 1280x720, AAAABSKqSc3bQjtXubS1EVdXyWu8fA…)

>>166159
it's ok. We can hate ourselves together because I'd fuck him silly in American Honey

No. 166163

File: 1610211329746.jpeg (78.01 KB, 600x718, F5F808C5-4CB7-4397-8794-DB2A01…)

I’ve been rewatching mad men

No. 166167

File: 1610211738684.jpeg (1.05 MB, 1201x1200, callmecarsonyt_72966234_160338…)

pain

No. 166175

File: 1610215037021.jpeg (20.58 KB, 275x275, 1608080577309.jpeg)

Who is that guy on the pic? Getting crazy because can't figure out where I saw him before.

No. 166176

>>166175
lol, this is dylann roof. I agree that he's pretty cute and dresses well, but he's a psycho.

No. 166177

>>166176

Omg hahaha. I thought that's an actor or something hahaha. Thanks!

No. 166178

>>166176
>cute
he looks like he has downs

No. 166179

>>166175
>>166176
>cute

This has to be bait, because not only does he look like he has downs, he isn't a good dresser and looks like a lame Amish boy

No. 166180

File: 1610216097142.jpeg (497.57 KB, 1536x2048, jshlatt.jpeg)

Yes even with the mutton chops. Unconventional because he scares me sometimes (picrel)

No. 166201

>>166158
Definitely worth watching, especially given the state of the world. I'm glad I finally got round to watching it. It is just under three hours long, but very beautiful and compared to the other films Terrence Malick produced over the 2010s, a lot easier to watch stylistically.

No. 166207

>>166179
i don't think it's bait, hybristofags are just blinded by their fetish / need to excuse their fetish with
>b-but he's attractive!
>>166158
watch boardwalk empire kek

No. 166209

>>166207
I have done, anon. Nelson is my favourite. The scene where he flogs himself when looking at pictures of women is my favourite. I love how tightly wound he is! Michael Shannon is the best at playing angry.

No. 166210

>>166138
he gives me gopher vibes

No. 166211

>>166179
>>166207
I don't disagree that he's a disgusting person, but I like how he looks. I don't think he has any of the markings of a person with Down's syndrome. He doesn't dress or present conventionally but I prefer that. There's something about his look that seems deliberate or curated.

It isn't a fetish to say that I like how someone looks. It doesn't mean I like him as a person.

No. 166216

File: 1610228973954.jpg (612.21 KB, 2000x1270, Slowthai.jpg)

He looks so generically British but I still wanna get fucked by him

No. 166218

>>166216 I feel sick looking at him after seeing that video of him spitting in a fans mouth

No. 166229

>>166218
ngl wish that would have been me

No. 166236

File: 1610233869425.jpg (28.79 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (3).jpg)

I have fallen into the darkest pit and I can't get out

No. 166238

File: 1610234776149.jpg (101.82 KB, 577x1056, 79b1baf0b1215984f47589540956d3…)

Sebastian Stan in I, Tonya. He looks like he sells stolen cars from Germany and goes to illegal raves every weekend.

No. 166239

>>166238
10/10 taste anon, he looks like he smells like a vintage windreaker and cheap cigs

No. 166263

>>166238
Oh same, feels bad cause he's such a scumbag in it. Luckily my thirst goes beyond I, Tonya, I find him hot in a bunch of other things too.

No. 166265

>>166263
stan is a cutie

No. 166269

I don't know if this is unconventional, but holy fuck I think I want to fuck Pete Davidson. actually, fuck it, I know that's unconventional because he's a literal mongoloid, but I am endeared by this shitty movie I'm watching and I want to kiss him so hard and then while we're kissing slip my hand in his pocket to steal his dime bag of weed

No. 166271

>>166269
he's kinda unconventional but not really

No. 166273

>>166271
I feel like…. looks be damned he should be deemed unconventional. he's BPD. but I do want to fuck him, or like half fuck and then make him beg for it and then deny it

No. 166275

>>166273
why is everybody here a dom?

No. 166278

>>166275
is it dom-like to lure them in and then kick them in the face and to the curb

No. 166280

>>166278
wait. samefag but is it dom to also hate the man you want to fuck

No. 166283

>>166278
Hmm see, not quite dom… this is more commonly known as abuse! Hope that helps, anon.

No. 166308

>>166275
Don't worry anon, I'm not a dom or a switch, I'm a sub and I feel the pain. I could not be a dom if I tried

>>166280
You can hate the man you want to fuck without wanting to dom him. A hatefuck just constitutes wanting to passionately fuck someone despite them being some way revolting to you. I'm insanely physically attracted to my unconventional fuck looks wise but the fact that he's a piece of shit to women is what makes me ashamed. And in a hatefuck way I've fantasized about being hurt by him rather than hurting him, or a mutually toxic, abusive scenario. To each their own, though

No. 166318

>>166273
i am not attracted to davidson. but I can see the appeal of bpdfag men esp when I'm a bpdfag woman who feels like no normal guy will love me or understand me

No. 166334

>>166275
I am not a dom at all. I wanna be picked and tossed around like a doll by my ugly strong man

No. 166347

>>166334
based. That's all I want in the bedroom.

No. 166364

>>166236
Anon, just know that I've been wondering how you're doing and if you're okay, sending thoyghts and prayers

No. 166377

>>165948
I normally don't like cuddling but I 100% would let him cuddle with me.

No. 166387

File: 1610305053870.jpg (166.38 KB, 474x579, image.jpg)

>>166144
Is that the tarantino nazi guy? He looks more humanlike when he covers his ninehead.

No. 166395

File: 1610309945204.jpeg (726.94 KB, 1360x2048, 3F4D1390-3727-4E44-87E4-BEB496…)

i love him

No. 166407

File: 1610317065971.jpg (18.49 KB, 400x521, f5s9vqwdq5mz.jpg)

>>166395
yess, I was thinking of posting him here too. would he go in conventionally attractive as a younger man?

No. 166421

>>164132
>>164135
>>164137
anon lmao stop

>>165721
my mum's celeb crush. I would call him conventional too, he's a good looking guy

No. 166430

File: 1610324388024.jpeg (510.6 KB, 1363x2048, EEE6735C-8840-4E4F-9D5C-6C9F71…)

I still want him even after seeing those unhinged leaked dms

No. 166445

>>166430
The scawwy bwigg cwannibwal

No. 166453

>>163699
I was scrolling quickly and thought this was Gregg Turkington fuck me

No. 166459

>>166430
He’s like the blandest man ever. Just zero sex appeal or charm.

No. 166465

File: 1610354034782.jpg (318.11 KB, 1080x1080, 132928789_725395791508137_2865…)

first I thirsted over Boris. Now I thirst over Anatoli too especially after finding out he made an onlyfans. Even though I would never pay for onlyfans, just the idea is hot.

Wtf is wrong with me

No. 166468

>>166430
He's so bland and dumb but I'd fuck him too. I hate myself

No. 166473

>>166430
lmao you wanna be the new Michael Phelps of fucking?

No. 166510

File: 1610388847320.jpeg (309.98 KB, 828x710, 655617BF-FD65-49BF-9037-4BEF6C…)

>>166430
watch out anon you're gonna get your blood sucked

No. 166533

File: 1610397881244.jpeg (51.31 KB, 850x600, C3C8CEC4-6D71-4A87-BE45-3024E0…)

Mike Myers specifically as Austin Powers

No. 166535

>>166533
Omg anon I never dared to speak it out but… same

No. 166536

>>166533
I thought I was alone with this KEK

No. 166538

>>166533
this is killing me anon

No. 166545

>>166364
Why? He's right about the nature of the world we live in.

No. 166565

File: 1610407442021.jpeg (523.51 KB, 2048x2048, 50CAECBA-BFCD-411A-8681-7D9402…)

this mf can have all my holes. I’m so strongly attracted to him it’s insane.

No. 166574

>>166565
he looks like he smells moist.

No. 166593

>>166574
noooooo anon not the word moist

No. 166601

>>166565
is that brian mcbrian from sisterhood of the traveling pants

No. 166603

File: 1610423727429.jpeg (833.74 KB, 1000x1000, 8EEC590C-0827-4640-A9F8-8CBEE5…)

His awkwardness would attract me at first because I’m also a sperg, but then upon talking to him I’d probably get an awful gut feeling and leave. He looked so cute before the mohawk..

No. 166604

>>166601
it joji, formerly known as filthyfrank

No. 166605

>>166565
Say it louder for the people in the back!

No. 166607

File: 1610424866211.jpg (52.67 KB, 500x750, oOD3jBv.jpg)

i always had a celeb crush on michael cera he kinda looks like a potato now a days. but peak michael cera was charming in a way.

No. 166609

File: 1610427248349.gif (641.82 KB, 200x270, 795D472A-EFE2-4B46-BA99-9DAB50…)

He has such an odd face but god I would let Will Poulter slut me out so bad it’s not even funny. Especially when he was blond

No. 166613

>>166604
I realized after I replied, but I was laughing hard enough at the mix up that I decided to leave it

No. 166639

File: 1610451845072.jpg (Spoiler Image,140.9 KB, 1792x1792, funny-tweets-about-old-kevin-o…)

Only because it is a an actor playing a character in old man make-up but I love daddy Kevin from This Is Us (spoiling for my fellow fans lol)

No. 166654

File: 1610466747415.jpeg (202.21 KB, 1080x1200, A13D887B-B8F6-4463-9B41-4189BF…)

I hate myself but I came to terms with myself and accepted he’s my ideal man

No. 166658

File: 1610468377582.jpeg (74.68 KB, 480x720, 0647A320-90E5-415D-A8EC-1111B5…)

>>166430
He might be a cannibal kek but he’s still hot

No. 166664

>>166658
Anon, do you actually find him attractive or do you think he's hot because he's tall? Because I'm on a similar boat but I know it's because he's tall

No. 166674

File: 1610478291968.jpg (156.53 KB, 1000x563, HAPPY-Season-1-Patrick-Fischle…)

I wanted to do dirty things with Smoothie (Patrick Fischler) from Happy!

No. 166675

File: 1610479373233.png (335.64 KB, 500x436, NWaSsPH.png)

>>166674
why does this make me think of thredson from ahs

No. 166688

File: 1610488988849.jpeg (472.8 KB, 1600x2177, 1625C925-1E1D-4380-96F5-F565F9…)

>>166609
yesssss plus he’s 6’3 and recently put on some muscle. snack

No. 166707


No. 166724

>>166688
>>166609
you disgust me to my core

No. 166725

File: 1610502480517.jpg (Spoiler Image,65.99 KB, 720x900, Profile_-_Sid_Phillips.jpg)

>>166688
His face reminds me of Sid from Toy Story so I like to think he is a bully that you would have great hate sex with.

I would hit it too.

No. 166726

>>166725
>>166688
>>166609
you disgust me to my core

No. 166734

File: 1610504631512.jpeg (55.23 KB, 480x640, 3D628BBF-E967-4720-8A98-33529C…)


No. 166740

>>166725
>>166726
i love this thread so much

No. 166747

File: 1610511095666.gif (459.75 KB, 268x150, i will purge degenerates like …)


No. 166749

File: 1610512053067.jpg (911.21 KB, 1920x1080, 7bf5-iwxpesx5422352.jpg)

I usually find him quite unattractive despite a high tolerance to semi-botched "little fresh meat" chinese idols, but Luhan in the strangely excellent chinese drama Cross Fire blew me away. There is something sooo attractive with him playing an aging 100-pound nerd with amazing self-confidence.

Also it's been very reassuring to know that Luhan 1) is actually 30 yo, 2) can act, 3) is a human male and not a skin-bleached lesbo-styled plastic robot.

No. 166750

File: 1610512179870.jpg (227.98 KB, 800x614, LUHAN6.jpg)

>>166749
Samefag the styling made him look more like himself before his jaw shave (which is already aging quite badly…) and we all know teenage Luhan is best Luhan.

No. 166753

>>166750
I don't understand…. why would you shave down a nice masculine jawline if you're not a troon? wut?

No. 166755

>>166753
East-Asian beauty standards are sometimes bizarre

No. 166762

File: 1610513948543.jpeg (138.54 KB, 668x1000, 60464C20-D2A3-46EF-80B4-655A44…)

The Japanese dad from Babel

No. 166766

>>166750
why/how he become so pale
and is it what all the pale asian stars do?

No. 166767

>>166465
I only recently watched boris's stuff and I hate how he exaggerates his accent, sounds like russian jontron

No. 166773

>>166465
What the hell is he doing on that website? Image ruined

No. 166775

File: 1610527046799.gif (1.63 MB, 500x464, FBB89BF6-4FC0-46B8-8597-89775F…)

>>166734
I will proudly die on this hill

No. 166776

>>166766
Probably a combination of never going into the sun, wearing a ton of sunscreen, brightening & whitening creams, makeup, photo and video skin smoothing and brightening filters, plain old Photoshop, and a shitty white balance when editing dramas and TV shows.

No. 166777

>>166766
Eat Asian people have a wide variety of skin tones so some of them are naturally pale, it's more the unatural smoothness and vampire-like quality of the skin that's noticeable.

No. 166782

>>166767
He does it on purpose since that's what got him views in the first place as he said in a now deleted video. If you watch his very first video , you can hear his actual accent

>>166773
I guess he fell on hard times and took a joke they made on their slavtech channel and made the OnlyFans to support himself(considering he is aware he had fangirls from the first video he appeared in).He said the stuff there will be extremely tame(like slightly unzipped tracksuit).He also has started being more active on social media and made a youtube channel which he said he'll upload eventually

No. 166786

>>166762
Good taste, good movie

No. 166816

File: 1610553007096.jpeg (587.93 KB, 1800x1349, 4CBBB359-DA24-449A-8EA8-BAA0BB…)

>>166775
we’ll die together anon

No. 166824

>>166236
Lmao I watch this guy occasionally. I'm childfree and all and mostly agree with him but I wish he would just lighten up.

No. 166827

>>165911
Hell yeah his passion for science back then was very attractive. If you haven't read "The Selfish Gene" you should!

No. 166834

>>165911
Fantastic taste

No. 166848

>>166533
Does he make you horny, baby? Does he make you randy?

No. 166866

>>166816
lol i get dunked on for saying he's cute, <3 u Will

No. 166872

File: 1610584272994.jpg (42.37 KB, 714x552, GettyImages-1154326574-1-714x5…)


No. 166875

>>166872
Anon, please!

No. 166897

>>166875
It's been awhile since I've seen a Boris anon

No. 166900

File: 1610593924341.jpg (334.68 KB, 1280x1280, Boris Johnson-3.jpg)

>>166875
can i help u

No. 166901

>>166900
hehe cat ears

No. 166912

>>166816
>>166866
>>166775
I'm gonna kill all three of you

No. 166924

File: 1610608219641.jpeg (35.37 KB, 384x580, DL-6MC6UEAAU4ZQ.jpeg)

my quentin tarintino look-alike pop punk prince

No. 166932

File: 1610613971198.jpeg (234.84 KB, 1242x1163, D2EC2C0A-0DB7-41AC-81C2-CEE955…)

fuck i need to go to a mental asylum for this i mean it's not that bad but like ….. it's just this picture of him jusssst this picture he looks so good in it

No. 166933

File: 1610614190363.jpg (102.86 KB, 920x584, finger my asshole buckethead.j…)

6'6, goofy and With the way he plays guitar imagine what else his fingers could do.

No. 166937

>>166924
I don't think I've ever seen him not smiling
Now I can't unsee the tarentino resemblance

No. 166938

File: 1610616393136.jpeg (179.88 KB, 804x588, DE46F3F6-471A-4A4C-987A-97D6F6…)

>>166872
top tier taste anon

No. 166957

now i’ve seen the DMs….. armie hammer

some of them are really really hot

i need to love myself

No. 166958

File: 1610625562471.jpeg (68.18 KB, 622x1002, 29CF5709-A1A5-431D-BE5C-0786CA…)

>>166957
ANONS FORGIVE ME PLEASE

No. 166961

>>166957
>>166958
Anon no. Don’t do this to yourself.

No. 166968

File: 1610635800211.jpg (751.96 KB, 1600x1179, Richard-Ramirez-attorneys-1990…)

extremely shameful because im not about to be one of these serial killer "groupies" but seriously, unlike overly praised Bundy, Ramirez actually was good looking, as much as disgusting his brain was

No. 166970

>>166933
I love this guy's music

No. 166975

>>166957
They are embarrassing

No. 166977

File: 1610637368560.jpg (33.72 KB, 500x497, 3859e4144ae2fd112a8c66b8c77a18…)

>>166968
God tier bone structure.

No. 166978

>>166977
Have u seen his fuckin teeth?

No. 166980

>>166978
I mean he was also a serial killer.

No. 166989

File: 1610642005509.jpg (83.62 KB, 730x1095, 61e768831835467a91e6f999e609bf…)

>>166968
This model reminds me of him… his name is fernando lindez

No. 166991

File: 1610642974956.gif (970.16 KB, 320x240, tumblr_4fe8ea94b9dfd02988160ab…)

>>166958
Same vibes

No. 167010

>>166991
When those “kitten” dms of his came out last year I could only think of this as well

No. 167015

>>166968
At least Bundy had decent dental hygiene.

No. 167021

>>166989
this guy is prettier imo

No. 167042

File: 1610655848191.jpeg (437.93 KB, 1500x1000, FDF99F8E-4128-4299-852B-C4ED6F…)

>>166968
apparently his breath smelled like literal shit

No. 167044

File: 1610661055990.jpeg (118.66 KB, 1160x773, AC91062D-066F-4FAE-B7B6-9E5999…)

>>166938
I think he might actually have Down’s syndrome

No. 167045

>>167044
But why anon

No. 167047

File: 1610662103202.jpeg (128.21 KB, 1200x675, 3645ABDC-6A16-4E0D-A617-CD8E37…)

>>166872
Does this mean you find his siblings and father hot, too? They all have the same unfortunate face.

No. 167050

>>167047
They’re all severely chopped but his brother is better looking.

No. 167052

>>167043
staph?

No. 167053

>>167050
Agreed, but I think that’s just down to lifestyle. Boris looks extra shit because he’s fat, constantly unkempt, drinks too much, maybe other factors. With self-care he could match Jo in the looks department, though why bother when you get laid regardless ig.

No. 167059

>>166872
Gross shit

No. 167060

>>166958
LMAO post more

No. 167076

File: 1610676920182.jpg (140.99 KB, 1200x900, 1640.jpg)

>>167047
yep, I do

No. 167077

>>167076
I was going to say that's some gross shit but then I saw this >>167043 and nothing is worse

No. 167081

File: 1610681216074.jpg (35.07 KB, 404x594, 5af03020d2f4f9d09bd2390071081e…)

Would still let him hit it

No. 167082

File: 1610681342836.jpeg (263.11 KB, 722x645, 012D61B5-EF78-4CF3-B5EA-E70875…)

>>167076
I raise you a Corn Pops

No. 167098

File: 1610689575887.jpeg (104.56 KB, 768x574, 569AE92B-2CF2-406F-95D4-C6846F…)

Ser Bronn of the Blackwater

No. 167108

>>167098
exquisite taste

No. 167139

File: 1610721900427.jpg (41.57 KB, 300x450, bottom_richie.jpg)

fucks sake

No. 167180

>>167098
Yessssss

No. 167228

File: 1610755058417.png (905.6 KB, 1280x1280, boris nyanson.png)


No. 167230

>>167228
this is so cute omg

No. 167235


No. 167254

>>167228
>that file name
>these replies
I'm praying for you anons

No. 167273

File: 1610784319701.jpg (148.86 KB, 901x1200, DMqfyiYWAAAv-h_.jpg)

Paul Olliges from Paul and Morgan

I want to fuck him like a screen door in a hurricane and corrupt him

No. 167275

>>167273
don't know who he is but I have to admit it's pretty hot to see a guy drinking out of a chocolate milk carton

No. 167309

File: 1610802215040.jpg (253.96 KB, 623x1051, ea47d0e2-a844-43a5-9b0b-85a48a…)

>>161298
Same OP, he was definitely hot when he chopped his hair while still playing for Repugnant. I agree hes cute in a dorky and dilfy way nowadays

No. 167457

File: 1610857337977.jpg (78.18 KB, 1200x628, jordan-peterson-12-rules-book-…)

sorry

No. 167516

>>167457
get help

No. 167538

File: 1610898191721.jpeg (20.57 KB, 356x439, 88DF39ED-2C38-4910-8D32-33702F…)

Steve Martin. Young or old

No. 167558

File: 1610904948140.jpg (52.43 KB, 474x656, grnbdtht.jpg)

Never found Ralph Fiennes even remotely attractive until Grand Budapest Hotel. I'm a sucker for refined near-geriatrics, apparently.

>>167538
agree, heard he was a huge asshole though

No. 167559

>>167457
did you clean your room

No. 167561


No. 167564

File: 1610906843815.jpg (31.83 KB, 480x480, gettyimages-1165457536.jpg)

Every time I see him I remember that a farmer from the previous thread said that he looks like 'someone's gay grandpa' which is true and it will never cease to crack me up but I still find him hot

No. 167589

>>167098
I honestly didn’t care for him when I first watched GOT but was weirdly attracted to him when I rewatched it. It has nothing to do with his looks but rather his personality for me.

No. 167598

File: 1610926505846.jpg (904.64 KB, 2500x1767, qanon-shaman.jpg)


No. 167599

>>167598
Truly iconic.

No. 167600


No. 167608

>>167598
I just want to bully him, sexually.

No. 167624

File: 1610935763782.jpeg (105.32 KB, 1600x900, 771DB277-AFC0-44D9-83F4-C291D0…)

I haven’t the faintest clue why

No. 167626

>>167624
Why is Dan Crenshaw kinda sexy though? Like the eye patch makes him look like sexxxy pirate

No. 167627

>>167457
can't stand his stupid kermit voice

No. 167630

>>167627
listening to normal canadians talk, they have a slight nasal quality, but none of them are as bad as Peterson, and some ontarians sound near American if they're actors for example they've been working and living in the states for awhile and you're bad at picking up accents. Peterson however…

No. 167635

File: 1610948445711.jpg (18.52 KB, 400x400, 5b2d39f871d0e.image.jpg)

I want to be Josh Hawley's mistress. Cutest senator

No. 167636

>>167635
I saw this on the homepage and thought from a cursory glance that it was Obama mashed up with Nic Cage. I'm so sorry anon

No. 167641

File: 1610951504285.jpg (181.28 KB, 1400x1400, 1147617342.jpg.jpg)

>>167635
damn, you choose the ugliest image of him I've seen. he should keep the mask on.

No. 167642

>>167641
sorry for samrfagging but yeah I would still also be his mistress regardless. yes.

No. 167654

>>167641
What a cute rat

No. 167702

File: 1610977841735.jpg (21.75 KB, 288x450, 193860097-288-k957028.jpg)

I hate that I am so attracted to young Marilyn Manson

But damn if young him is not a jungle gym I'd like to climb.

I like lanky long-hair rocker guys way too much; they're never dependable/feasible boyfriends

No. 167703

File: 1610977902021.jpg (54.62 KB, 555x924, 6b1fab5c53e920b302d256aa8a09e8…)

Also, he majorly downgraded his looks once he started doing the draggy lips and shaving his brows.

Just no. It accentuated his face in all the negative ways, but I guess attention whores like him don't care.

No. 167704

File: 1610977932849.jpg (45.72 KB, 500x703, f0a0fca3b565d0df46209a2285f90c…)


No. 167705

File: 1610978133465.jpg (28.91 KB, 405x594, 644e03f4193c6ab87efb83cda32601…)

>>167704
>>167703
>>167702
And he's such a POS, too. The best scenario would be to skin his younger self and put it on a robot or something, that would have more emotional intelligence than the actual Manson.

No. 167759

File: 1611005945213.jpeg (23.18 KB, 355x315, C4211A05-35D8-45E7-A341-EC01D9…)

>>167702
Love him with ugly make up though I was so obsessed with him during Tainted love. I was so jealous of the bitch in the pool. I’m going to hell for this.

No. 167767

>>167759
KEK I was jealous of her too anon

No. 167813

File: 1611025601660.jpeg (42.17 KB, 600x388, FFFB7F1D-A17A-4B1E-87EE-226C63…)

House arrest Julian Assange drove me wild back in the day. I even messaged his okcupid profile that was uncovered..

No. 167814

File: 1611025625237.jpeg (55.48 KB, 615x450, 2B805233-7CE5-4744-97E7-9DC3A9…)

>>167813
Duffle coat assange was also hngh

No. 167832

File: 1611033031617.jpeg (68.77 KB, 717x478, 56185703-3A1D-46F9-A6A8-5B9E9B…)

Jonah hill in wolf of wall street attire. I want to do blow with this fat fuck and make out but probably not bang idk he seems like he’d be comfy to cuddle with

No. 167871

All or separately idc

No. 167872

File: 1611054855052.jpg (204.96 KB, 690x390, Mumford & Sons 'Hopeless Wande…)

>>167871
Same anon - nothing ever plays from YouTube these days

No. 167942

File: 1611079808423.jpg (489.68 KB, 2004x2611, put me out of me misery lads.j…)

He's hit the wall SO hard and I think he's generally considered conventionally attractive but on here he definitely isn't. I am ashamed of this one.

No. 167962

File: 1611085934996.jpg (11.78 KB, 480x272, AT-cm_969461701-preview-480x27…)

my little cousin showed me his youtube channel and ever since I have this weird attraction towards him. He isn't even good looking.
repost because I forgot the image fuck

No. 168031

>>167962
How old? I find him absolutely gorgeous but he looks a bit yung

No. 168034

>>167813
>>167814
Funny that you should mention him now, his trial is a a critical point.
The US are probably going to depose an appeal, and the UK's refused sending him across the Atlantic because his health would be at risk (and not because the charges against him are not legitimate)

No. 168046

>>167942
He didn't hit the wall, yall just realised he was actually ugly as fuck once the hype died down

No. 168053

>>168046
I've only been interested in him very recently sadly so I don't think this is the case, I think I just have appalling taste in men

No. 168061

File: 1611161875801.jpeg (18.23 KB, 276x183, C3424657-A28F-4FB8-BEDA-23C883…)

he's so sweaty and disgusting all the time and I've never seen a man that looks more like a literal rat. I'm in love with him

No. 168065

>>165738
Exquisite taste anon

No. 168067

>>166968
Fuck yes

No. 168098

File: 1611189652385.jpeg (39.81 KB, 438x574, 4392115c-abc5-4f20-ac0e-c78439…)


No. 168103

File: 1611193031125.jpeg (735.85 KB, 2848x2848, marcel.jpeg)


No. 168118

File: 1611205292933.jpeg (126.29 KB, 608x758, BDE1FCAC-55F5-4FCB-B5CC-FDDEEC…)

young ted cruz…

No. 168121

>>168118
Men really become a separate species as they age.

No. 168122

File: 1611211760613.jpg (90.99 KB, 708x783, dd136c00fb571aa58456a94a46f359…)

He's a lil ugly, but he was cute for like one year back when he had his long hair. And he's very talented.

No. 168123

>>168103
yesss I love him too

No. 168143

>>168103
my fave, i want him and louis at the same time

No. 168184

File: 1611250732009.gif (2.92 MB, 545x389, Tumblr_l_1737723099908047.gif)

Manhandle me daddy

No. 168241

File: 1611270737571.jpeg (313.3 KB, 1000x1500, 347AC287-B4E7-4EE7-8AFF-7E21E0…)

i could’ve saved his black mirror character

No. 168250

File: 1611275527265.jpg (59.82 KB, 497x308, 50942958.jpg)

i want him to degrade me like the ghostbusters reboot "it was the biggest piece of shit ive ever seen"

No. 168251

>>168241
>literal pedo
which cow are you

No. 168274

>>168122
ooh i love when he did the voice for Howl in Howl's moving catsle

No. 168278

>>168122
He usually looks like a dirty hobo with the beard + long hair combo but I would say that Bale is conventionally attractive. When he was in American Psycho….whew.

No. 168285

>>168274
You say you like his voice, eh?

No. 168304

>>168251
nta but he was 21 in black mirror
i find him pretty cute too

No. 168306

>>168251
dude looks like he's in his late teens / young adulthood, fucking learn what word "pedo" means, it's so annoying

No. 168308

>>168306
He's a pedo in the show you idiot

No. 168309

File: 1611319009706.jpeg (855.59 KB, 1285x1325, AA5BE77B-45BF-40EF-8B5A-42AC53…)


No. 168311

>>168309
What the fuck man

No. 168312

>>168309
Wtf you freak, get help

No. 168315

>>165930
fuck him but i'd also (personality removed) fuck him

No. 168319

File: 1611322539589.jpeg (31.64 KB, 554x493, BB7D5EC8-D924-4C56-B49A-693372…)


No. 168327

>>168309
But recreational taking hard drugs is cool!!

No. 168330

>>168309
what the actual fuck, get help and beter taste

No. 168331

>>168308
FFS I FORGOT, so sorry for posting cringe

No. 168339

File: 1611340554506.png (559.06 KB, 640x640, 2615CEAE-B3BD-4193-814A-B133D5…)

>>168309
Don’t be ashamed bc I would too, anon

No. 168343

>>161334
wow disgusting.
uh do you happen to have the unblurred version

No. 168346

File: 1611342441170.jpg (40.5 KB, 590x738, Thomas-Brodie-Sangster-age-Tho…)

sorry

No. 168347

>>168098
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY BRO
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

No. 168348

>>168061
same. i want to pelt him with tennis balls until he fucks me/while he's fucking me

No. 168349

File: 1611342846251.jpg (78.49 KB, 1125x1086, 511a23008ae21d280642b27c7043f0…)

>>168346
I love him he's so cute

No. 168351

File: 1611343178318.jpeg (52.55 KB, 700x404, E76C165C-7398-4BCE-A975-2C35E0…)

>>168346
This pic was him in Nanny McPhee, when he was 15!? Why does he still look like a tween?

No. 168352

File: 1611343301941.jpg (158.98 KB, 500x573, original.jpg)

Skinny 90s Chino Moreno was such a hottie, I'm only ashamed to say I would have shagged him because he was on hard drugs back then. I don't even find him even the least bit physically attractive (his voice however is something else) now even if he's supposedly healthier.

No. 168354

>>168351
idk but i remember watching him in the maze runner when i was 14 and i still want him so bad

No. 168355

File: 1611343638187.jpg (850.19 KB, 1536x2048, 05krule3-superJumbo.jpg)

more archie because fuuuck

No. 168361

File: 1611345549235.jpg (95.03 KB, 1280x720, sexyseven.jpg)

i would let this man do a lot of things to me…mask on

No. 168364

>>168361
Is this mick Thompson? I was so into Corey Taylor when I was a teen, good god the cringe looking back

No. 168366

File: 1611348178071.jpg (18.07 KB, 382x242, hannawald2.jpg)

>>165884
He's probably the GOAT of cute normie ski jumpers, shame he ended his career so abruptly

No. 168383

File: 1611353308719.gif (7.52 MB, 960x540, 60E6BC33-F06C-458F-A7C9-10A873…)

>>168348
yeah I absolutely want my liquids all on his face

>>168250
ah, I see you're a woman of culture as well

No. 168387

File: 1611354708494.jpeg (62.79 KB, 640x360, 018F72A7-D2A1-4973-B137-3F0DC1…)


No. 168390

File: 1611356464856.jpeg (37.14 KB, 401x592, 899B55B7-0CD1-4F5C-AF8C-99660B…)

The guy who played the grave robber in Repo the genetic opera. Only in this makeup though lmao

No. 168391

File: 1611356593544.jpg (210.73 KB, 620x800, Lumber jack mf.jpg)

It's Matty all the way for me

No. 168392

>>168387
that hairstyle will always be cringe to me. only the worst guys rock it

No. 168395

File: 1611357986088.png (Spoiler Image,1.51 MB, 1079x1270, 55A761CB-79D3-440E-A052-2A3878…)

>>168361
Here’s a touchy Mick for you anon
And I want all of them to do me too, they’re all quite attractive both masked and unmasked (iowa and before only though, the only members I think are still hot now are Corey, James and Clown)

No. 168396

>>168391
I posted him before and an anon said he just looked like Bam Margera and I'm still mad (love Matty so much though)

No. 168405

>>168396
ngl I see where other anon is coming from but he's the whole package for me..
>cooks
>decent husband and father
>charismatic and funny

Whereas Bam is a MESS imo. Plus his cheeky smile ahhhh!!!

No. 168422

File: 1611365802078.jpg (142.19 KB, 750x1092, njegos.jpg)

he was so handsome

No. 168428

>>166138
…i understand the appeal, anon. although it seems like any fuck with him would be a pity fuck, he looks so sad.

No. 168432

File: 1611374028454.gif (980.96 KB, 500x288, Tumblr_l_148147298249939.gif)

>>168343
it's just a bottle anon, not his dick. I have a gif of him losing his underwear on stage but it's too embarrassing to post here, and the quality isn't good enough to appreciate his dick I think
I want a stupid 6ft 7 bassist bf so bad

No. 168433

>>168432
Please post it, hes really cute

No. 168435

File: 1611377924197.gif (492.88 KB, 500x277, Tumblr_l_149063095739225.gif)

>>168433
ok but you really can't see anything here and it's just an embarrassing drunken man, he had better days. I can't find the video where it's from now
https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcc0fmb301r8e3qzo1_250.gifv
i’m probably gonna delete this kek

No. 168437

>>168422
And extremely smart and talented too. Leagues above any men posted here, or even in the conventional attraction thread.
This is the first time someone posted a guy I consider to be (way) out of my league, after years of browsing lolcow.

No. 168447

File: 1611392855201.jpg (87.54 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

im so fucking sorry for this, im so fucking sorry
i want him to stick his tongue deep into my pussy while i degrade him for being a fat fucking ugly slob and then i want to sit on his dick and slap him while he fucks me

No. 168448

File: 1611397747062.png (677.86 KB, 980x580, dustin-poirier-ufc-208-media-d…)

>>165038
going to be sad to see him lose against McGregor tonight

No. 168451

>>168437
I am so glad someone gets it, anon, he was as close to perfect as you can get

No. 168457

File: 1611406989375.jpg (6.5 MB, 2514x3149, cavetown.jpg)

He looks like a tumblr girl, but I would do him so much.

No. 168459

>>168457
She looks like a tumblr girl because she is a tumblr girl

No. 168460


No. 168467

>>168459
No please, don't tell me he will troon out.
Feminine guys should age and become wizards like the dude from midsommar.

No. 168468

>>168467
she is an ftm troon

No. 168484

>>168457
Zoomer lesbians all like "I'm a pansexual demi queer because I find HIM attractive" aha sure Jan

No. 168485

>>168457
how did you not know that she's a troon when so many of her songs are about being trans?

No. 168502

>>168468
nta bruhh I didn't know who cavetown was but I've been listening to this one song of his for like a year and you mean to tell me I've been listening to a girl this whole time?? Wtf. I'm not sure if him (her??? it feels so wrong) being ftm makes the song more or less relatable

No. 168528

>>168390
I used to be so unironically obsessed with that movie in middle school, looking back it was really cringey of me. Peak guilty pleasure kino.

No. 168551

File: 1611459240408.jpg (41.55 KB, 731x1023, 70e1a088e6a7a48555f0df008606f2…)

>>168484
>because I find HIM attractive
for a second I thought you were talking about Ville Valo

No. 168573

>>168098
Yeees but I do have a thing for trashy looking British men.
>>168346
Only in the Queen's Gambit.

No. 168583

File: 1611489706040.jpg (115.17 KB, 508x610, 1611251607832.jpg)

him being a chonker is great news, i just hope he isn't leafy-levels of unfortunate.

No. 168599

File: 1611496149145.jpg (90.05 KB, 960x540, rsz-william-fichtner-2.jpg)

William Fichtner. I just rewatched Contact and remembered how cute he was

No. 168610

>>168583
Is this Corpse Husband?

No. 168619


No. 168630

File: 1611509905466.jpeg (22.32 KB, 493x332, 642DA417-D7E8-400B-878F-27A103…)

john cazale in the conversation is so sexy to me, just in general when he didn’t have the moustache. i have a fetish for men with bob haircuts.
>>168447
girl, i have a fetish for fat comedians and i even i wouldn’t fuck stav. i would rather fuck like sam kinison, you know that mf was fun.

No. 168650

File: 1611513572894.jpeg (83.25 KB, 355x364, 9B111EF2-A939-4382-81E1-99D643…)

this guy is an ultra racist but something about his dad appearance is getting to me

No. 168662

File: 1611516575462.jpeg (47.86 KB, 425x530, DA9183F6-F2BB-4EB2-B554-4EE98C…)

I would suck the snot out of Adrien Brodie’s nose, he was so hot in Cadillac Records

No. 168683

>>168650
Is that repzion

No. 168697

File: 1611529973360.jpg (114.04 KB, 575x815, MV5BMjIyYWZiZmYtOWY5ZC00OTMwLT…)

>>168447
in a similar lane, i had a sex dream about comedian tim dillon and now i hate myself

No. 168785

>>168435
That gif was great, Krist used to be hot it’s really unfortunate how horribly he aged

>>168352
I agree with you, he looks cute now in the sense that like.. he could be my dad type of cute. 90s Chino is one of my biggest rockstar crushes, I regularly watch the Warner Records Vault music videos & the Changes music video. >!i wanna sit in his lap and hug him!<

No. 168873

File: 1611599548673.jpeg (15.38 KB, 228x279, 53E692CC-2004-489C-A59D-382248…)


No. 168875

File: 1611599622745.jpeg (568.79 KB, 968x1300, 836CBE39-CC9D-4002-8485-01D504…)

>>168873
and also

No. 168884


No. 168885

File: 1611607416594.jpg (11.24 KB, 523x180, 9edf66d5-dc56-4ac2-aeeb-83f5df…)

>>168785
old Krist is so cute tho…

No. 168890

>>168884
tony blair and anthony eden

No. 169041

>>168650
fuck, same anon

No. 169049

File: 1611677943334.jpeg (99.72 KB, 1280x720, 902A92D5-44F7-4340-A42E-2E2837…)

>>168650
I don't know who this is but I can't unsee the puppet from that interpol video

No. 169092

File: 1611693902774.png (727.92 KB, 776x1006, 7D47777E-A6A1-49BD-8D37-58C4A3…)

bernard the elf from that one christmas movie

No. 169094

File: 1611693963073.png (671.07 KB, 795x713, roper.png)

What the actual fuck went wrong in my life for me to end up here, talking about how I'd smooch this giant sebaceous gland on the cheek.

No. 169096

File: 1611695038585.jpeg (84.4 KB, 834x1026, 1*MRgIozj1WLBlrssLlE1ZNw.jpeg)


No. 169102


No. 169105

why no baldies?

No. 169112

File: 1611702089902.png (207.39 KB, 720x487, 20210126_175851.png)

>>169105
apex baldy

No. 169115

File: 1611703391052.gif (885.23 KB, 268x280, pepperoni.gif)


No. 169123

>>169112
Who is this dolphin cutie

No. 169129

File: 1611706044703.png (155.33 KB, 618x298, billy-corgan-smashing-pumpkins…)


No. 169130

File: 1611706776723.gif (4.27 MB, 480x270, giphy-1.gif)

>>169123
Anthony Carrigan. He is so cute in Barry that it borders on fanservice.

No. 169135

>>169130
so he got a bald dick too?

No. 169139

>>169105
nobody better post jeff bezos. i swear to god

No. 169145

File: 1611715151529.jpg (95.51 KB, 1200x1200, 2200.jpg)

>>169139
i'm… sorry, but I've always had a thing for him…

No. 169146

>>169145
For real life super villains? Anon, why?

No. 169154

>>169094
I fancy him so much

No. 169163

File: 1611734953705.jpg (563.3 KB, 1638x1638, joeyschweitzer_1572300692_598.…)

>>169105
funny I came here to post THIS baldie and someone asks kek

I think he is really hot and I feel it's weird as he is one of those productivity dudes

No. 169190

File: 1611758770298.jpg (19.76 KB, 528x529, b8ea1cd8618b0b71b1778ec0c17e74…)

it has been years and my attraction still does not fade away

No. 169195

File: 1611760906529.jpg (51.93 KB, 771x633, codyslab.jpg)

I (still) love this self-desctructive retard

No. 169200

>>169190
Yes, no matter how cringey and old he gets he will always have a special place in my preteen weeb heart

No. 169210

Thoughts on short guys? Like, under 5'8 short

No. 169211

>>169210
you're ugly and don't register as men

No. 169216

>>169210
My first serious bf was 5'4 (exact same height as me) and I loved it. I know I'm in the minority but I prefer my height or shorter.

Dunno if that's just part of being bi, 'big and masc' isn't my ideal. I like slightly feminine men and andro women. Tall men often have this vibe I'm just not looking for

No. 169217

>>169210
so cute

No. 169218

File: 1611770688717.jpg (16.05 KB, 236x339, 0d68b59265928c145b5675788f2de0…)

this thread needs more burly men

No. 169228

File: 1611777135432.gif (483.97 KB, 245x245, SdY4.gif)

>>168599
he looks like an alien but a cute one

No. 169232

>>169210
well I'm taller than that so my thoughts don't really count but I've known multiple shorter girls (5'0-5'3) who dated men close to their own height, so no it's not over

No. 169238

>>169210
I give zero shit about men's height, this is like the only thing that doesn't matter for me, I'd rather date a 5'4 guy with a beautiful mane than a 6 feet tall baldie.

No. 169245

>>169135
yeah I'm pretty sure that's how alopecia works.

No. 169246

File: 1611786559382.jpg (44.49 KB, 468x696, 417cac4d8d6fa785e2d3db26b5efd4…)

This is only unconventional cause he's dead, but Burt Lancaster was the original giga-chad.

No. 169254

File: 1611789664718.jpg (39.87 KB, 790x395, Elliott-Smith.jpg)


No. 169255

File: 1611790807631.jpg (60.32 KB, 546x680, CJ9hZGeVAAA_Ank.jpg)

Varg has always been insufferable but he could get it when he was younger. Dat ethereal elfin look. I don't really even like metal guys.

No. 169257

>>168662
ugh yes. I'm generally into big noses (greek, roman, jewish, what have you). When I see a hot man with a nose like that i cant help but to picture it between my legs.Patrician taste 10/10

No. 169265

>>169163
does the cap stay on during sex?

No. 169290

>>169265

It doesn't HAVE to kek

No. 169292

File: 1611821560593.jpeg (164.31 KB, 840x1193, 89C48E42-F63B-41B9-B90D-EF10B0…)

>>169255
Elven Varg is good but I love the scruffy look he had for a while

No. 169295

File: 1611821929835.jpeg (81.16 KB, 540x788, 6682BEFA-85FC-4986-93BE-FFF8B3…)

>>169292
>>169255
Also the BRAIDS,,UNF

No. 169297

>>169295
>>169292
>>169255

Who is this guy? I always see photos of him posted looking like he's on trial or smth and people saying he's a bad person, did he kill someone or some shit?

No. 169299

>>169297
well… yes, he literally did, he's also a wignat sperg, look up varg vikernes

No. 169309

File: 1611837708020.jpg (59.79 KB, 325x325, Michael-Bluth-michael-bluth-10…)

Jason Bateman as Michael Bluth in early arrested development unfff

No. 169320

I want S1 Michael Bluth to bend me over and then judge me for being so horny and then roll up his sleeves and reluctantly fuck me so he can lord it over me later that he 'helped me when i needed it'

No. 169321

>>169218
Fantastic taste. Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels had a lot of lookers in it imo

No. 169327

>>169320
extremely based, i want to re-watch arrested development now

No. 169416

File: 1611895792170.jpeg (130.43 KB, 960x540, 03993E3F-AE25-45DB-B4C8-D95E72…)

>>169309
I thought about Ozark Jason Bateman during sex the other night

No. 169422

File: 1611903220572.jpg (46.46 KB, 780x439, theres-a-mini-snl-reunion-in-t…)

Tim Meadows in Mean Girls started my crush for this beautiful man

No. 169425

File: 1611905554516.jpeg (75.2 KB, 791x1279, jason-bateman-as-michael-bluth…)

>>169309
>>169320
impeccable taste anons. where do I find a man like this.

No. 169436

>>169425
At any law office located in suburban America

No. 169438

File: 1611912863129.jpg (39.16 KB, 496x771, IMG_20210125_044554.jpg)

I'm considering not being a lesbian anymore

No. 169439

>>169425
i'm not even into him but my eyes. immediately went to the bulge. goddammit anons

No. 169443

File: 1611917730797.png (450.87 KB, 579x716, egoraptor.PNG)


No. 169452

>>169425
>>169309
>>169416
how is this hot DILF an "unconventional male attraction"? He's hot as fuck

>>169320
lold whole-heartedly at this. thank you anon i love u

No. 169461

>>169438
Excellent taste anon, I unironically simp

No. 169484

File: 1611952546889.jpg (140.78 KB, 1024x1365, susu.jpg)

Susumu Hirasawa

No. 169488

>>169452
he really isn't.

No. 169489

File: 1611954637346.jpg (333.78 KB, 2073x1382, -methode-times-prod-web-bin-fa…)


No. 169497

File: 1611960125710.png (190.25 KB, 381x473, pmodel.png)

>>161298
>>169484
amazing taste anon, especially during the P-MODEL era.. he's a god

No. 169499

>>169210
no. cant protect me

No. 169500

>>169443
Why is his face so punchable

No. 169506

File: 1611962546511.jpg (39.1 KB, 460x276, 10447284_10152433190430700_111…)

I have always found Rik Mayall attractive, but last night I had a really hot sex dream about him and I have been non-stop thinking about it all day. Also I miss him so much and wish he hadn't died so young.

No. 169510

>>169443
he was so hot when he was younger, would still bang tho

No. 169514

File: 1611965471278.jpg (77.19 KB, 425x573, hirabike.jpg)

>>169497
excellent taste to you too, P-MODEL is brilliant.

No. 169526

I don’t speak a lick of russian, Im pretty sure their target audience are t(w)eens, their music is mediocre at best but damn I have been simping so hard for Poshlaya Molly’s singer (Kirill Bledny) the past few days. I found him from Instagram but the bands music videos are great eye candy material (one of them (ctrl+zzz) isn’t on youtube though) even if he looks like a sick eboy

No. 169548

File: 1612000461079.jpeg (19.56 KB, 400x400, 41812E7F-D98A-4E80-9120-04CCFA…)

>>169438
Fucking same,he’s not even my type of guy but those chops..

No. 169549

File: 1612003947635.jpeg (22.54 KB, 436x304, 2AF940B4-A852-4376-A161-8BFFDD…)

His character in 30 rock especially but I’m honestly extremely attracted to Chris Parnell in general

No. 169569

File: 1612023103734.jpeg (33.25 KB, 450x449, vlad-tenev.jpeg)

Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev is exactly my type >.>

No. 169570

>>169569
Niiiiiiicce but why did you post in unconventional thread

No. 169571

>>169569
What a cutie, does he have a terrible personality or something?

No. 169574

>>169570
>>169571
He's turning into a real life villain with his decision to prevent users from buying GME (and some other) stocks to save his ass/money

No. 169575

File: 1612024007579.jpeg (28.9 KB, 239x334, FAE8AAB3-2CE2-4D68-A91B-B86935…)

>>169549
Speaking of 30 Rock…

No. 169581

>>169569
wow Frank Iero cleans up nice

No. 169586

File: 1612028269741.jpeg (194.61 KB, 1200x800, 29378182_15245810370_r.jpeg)

i am ashamed

No. 169588

>>169575
pete is a freak and i would totally let him take out all that repressed anger/sexual frustration on me

No. 169597

>>169526
You do know that Kirill had sex with and raped several underage girls, right?

No. 169599

>>169489
absolutely based

No. 169600

>>169586
Is this fupa?
>kyle nathan perkins

No. 169612

>>169526
>>169597
even worse, he looks like his face is sliding off his skull or something. like a glitch

No. 169623

>>169497
i never got the susumu hirasawa thirst but this is extremely based anyway. carry on, hirasawa anons.

No. 169630

File: 1612044734380.jpg (284.37 KB, 1080x1281, Screenshot_20210131_001209.jpg)

>>169443
never heard of him before but god hes cute. i love men with shoulders and chest like his

No. 169631

>>169586
could have at least cropped fupa out, you goddamn furry

No. 169632

>>169630
nvm just checked him out and hes ugly in literally every single photo besides this one

No. 169633

>>169630
Egoraptor/Arin Hansen from Game Grumps? You truly don't know him?
Not judging, just kinda surprised

No. 169637

>>169597
w-wait what
To be honest he does look like he’d take advantage of his status to do nasty shit like that. OT but do you have any links I could read on it?

No. 169638

>>169633
nope! im not familiar with gaming stuff or popular youtubers unless theyre like pewdiepie level so that might be why

No. 169639

File: 1612048699585.jpeg (71.51 KB, 539x566, B8EEE363-4825-49F7-8557-D5BEB0…)

I find keanu attractive outside of this movie but I am thoroughly ashamed to admit cult leader keanu in The Bad Batch with the awful pimp stache is kinda attractive to me

No. 169646


No. 169651

>>169639
Dr Disrespect is just the man for you

No. 169660

File: 1612070672058.jpg (68.92 KB, 800x720, atelier_de_nicolas_de_largilli…)


No. 169674

>>169639
Anon it costs $0.00 to love yourself

No. 169676

>>169637
I guess - they're all in Russian, though. To be honest, I don't know that much about it. People have been saying the accusations are false, but there's no reason to belive this isn't true or that Kirill didn't take advantage of his fans. Here's the main one - https://medialeaks.ru/2107amv-pm-bledniy/

No. 169699

File: 1612109427045.png (784.22 KB, 1000x565, B4843322-8016-423A-83CE-6C46A3…)

>>169489
He’s so hot in a fish called Wanda

No. 169706

>>169295
KEK anon looks like FTM greta Thumberg.

No. 169707

>>169706
Tired of seeing that ugly aspie murderer who burnt down our cool viking style churches. Thanks a lot bro.

No. 169766

File: 1612158557739.jpeg (57.63 KB, 500x679, DBA53492-A005-4CB0-89F6-FB0FEE…)

Robert Smith (but only 1981-83)

No. 169774

File: 1612161556642.jpg (24.73 KB, 454x581, th403pult0lf4h3l.jpg)

young Hawksley Workman with his jacked up hairline

No. 169802

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>>169489
dangerously good taste anon. although all of the pythons were hot in the 70s, eric idle especially

No. 169820

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>>169802
no fucking way, never seen Idle like this.
Hopping on the train to post Palin, probably my first childhood crush since i watched Holy Grail.

No. 169845

File: 1612218823642.gif (1.26 MB, 375x250, D448A45B-204A-4317-995B-9952B2…)

Marilyn Manson in Jawbreaker I want to kms I’m so ashamed

No. 169879

File: 1612235784254.jpeg (97.33 KB, 500x616, F34F844B-6C68-4E07-8536-E1DB2F…)

>>169766
Honestly he was super attractive when he was younger and I guess got more unconventional (physically) the more he aged

>>169255
>>169845
Deeply ashamed of these

>>161298
I would do Papa II/III & the Ghouls any day of the week. IV is cute but I need some time to grow onto him.

No. 169892

>>161673
>>161522
After seeing younger pics of mads, I haven't been able to stop thinking of him young or old…

No. 169952

File: 1612291370110.jpg (68.13 KB, 600x900, 07---PC-Robbie-Augspurger---30…)

he is aging so well imo

No. 169989

>>169802
holy shit, this is such a good pic of him. supreme taste

>>169820
same! he seems like such a lovely man too.

No. 170009

>>169549
>>169575
Yes I would fuck them both

No. 170013

File: 1612326293756.jpeg (177.67 KB, 1204x850, 5588E723-1CFA-4720-BE10-2E6539…)

I just watched The King on Netflix last night. I don’t even know the actors name but I went to bed and had dreams about Netflix King Henry V and I can’t get him out of my head. He’s not even my type. And his lanky soy boy body was repulsive. But fuck… his eyes…those cheek bones. I don’t even know. I’m lonely.

No. 170018

>>170013
dude he gave stds to a bunch of people

No. 170021

>>170013
What a shit haircut ugh

No. 170022

>>170018
Gross. I hate being attracted to men. Why am I like this.

>>170021
Ugh I know. I instantly thought of that mass shooter from the Charleston Church Massacre.

No. 170029

File: 1612343041242.jpg (122.64 KB, 756x1200, DmpEYSDX0AAxL5G.jpg)

>>170021
i liked his bowlcut

No. 170037

>>170013
I don't think Timothee is that bad looking, tho that haircut isn't doing him any favours.

No. 170042

File: 1612355028665.jpg (81.08 KB, 750x926, EtOkm-LXYAEJ10G.jpg)

Feels weird saying this about a dead person, but SOPHIE was gorgeous

No. 170063

>>170042
Lookng at this pic, yeah, i get you. He was mentally ill though, obv.
TIMs are like the forbidden fruit one should never touch.

No. 170073

>>162858
I could've saved him

No. 170076

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No. 170077

File: 1612368099620.jpg (386.99 KB, 2048x2048, D3aOX6jWwAEoEpA.jpg_large.jpg)

>>170076
I can't be the only one right…

No. 170088

>>170022
pretty much all the men in hollywood have std's and spread them, the entire industry is like a petri dish

wanting to fuck any hollywood man is doom

No. 170093

File: 1612375515988.jpeg (16.67 KB, 254x191, 3F30DA08-873C-4F65-AB26-3706C5…)

You know exactly why lmao

No. 170096

>>170093
Is this moot? He looks really dreamy here

No. 170106

>>170013
i think he looks absolutely wonderful in motion but i find him to look weird in pictures. don't know why

No. 170165

>>170093
Why anon, tell me why~

No. 170170

>>168448
Lol this aged like milk

No. 170174

>>170093
I still love him

No. 170180

>>170093
I miss him so much bros

No. 170189

File: 1612414016567.jpg (225.91 KB, 1400x1400, lvogel_190315_3304_3786.jpg)

for the anon that posted him, but in the old thread i want to peg him lol

No. 170194

File: 1612415964623.gif (2.19 MB, 600x338, FDE5E77B-C8A9-49FD-96A7-7FEBD9…)

>>170106
I found him more attractive when he was stoic and dead behind the eyes.

No. 170197

>>170189

lol that was me. glad i'm not alone. he's a pos but would!

No. 170252

>>170077
Is that Nick Fuentes? Please seek help

No. 170305

File: 1612455669121.jpeg (63.05 KB, 454x697, D6248056-DFCD-4B3F-A2B3-4C52A4…)

Benny Normal from a long-dead band called Retard O Bot.
He looks kinda sluggish and mopey but for some reason I think he’s really cute

No. 170307

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>>170305
Same anon here
It’s so hard to find a good quality pic of him but I hope this one is at least a bit clearer

No. 170318

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>>170252
Im willing to be trad for him uwu

No. 170320

>>170318
he's gay

No. 170322

File: 1612462255240.jpg (58.4 KB, 900x900, 5ba01bbc0e3d9.image.jpg)

>>170320
I'll be his beard idc

No. 170325

>>170318
he looks like onion here

No. 170351

File: 1612482336363.jpg (23.94 KB, 700x500, nathan-for-you-giant-suit.jpg)

nathan. i hope he sees this!!!!!!

No. 170352

>>170093
doesn't he work at google or some shit. really sold out.

No. 170399

File: 1612495221691.jpg (413.37 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20210204-205810_Tik…)

This guy on tik tok who makes weird ass videos is so hot to me, send help

No. 170412

>>170399
Omg anon, he’s live rn and I totally get it

No. 170413

>>170322
He looks like a kid from my HS who would drag around a box of manga all day and was the president of his own lonely autistic anime club.

No. 170415

File: 1612505829332.png (1.03 MB, 915x989, Jack_McBrayer_ibx.png)

so cute

No. 170418

File: 1612507415380.jpeg (605.7 KB, 2000x2400, EB33F334-70B0-4FA6-9528-B4DDCD…)

Since he is getting shit on in the celebricow thread I thought it would be fitting. I’m kind of GC-leaning and yeah his politics are cringe but on Pose he’s just so pretty!

No. 170422

>>170399
>>170412
major armie hammer vibes in that pic… are you two doing okay??

No. 170438

>>170418
Is this a drag queen?

No. 170450

File: 1612534897090.png (70.76 KB, 187x319, MM3D_Happy_Mask_Salesman_Model…)

>>170415
tfw you trick a kid into cleaning your mess of downright apocalyptic proportions

No. 170451

>>170422
no I am not

No. 170460

>>170438
No, a tranny

No. 170473

File: 1612547111108.jpg (192.42 KB, 1340x879, Screenshot_5.jpg)

Idk why

No. 170506

>>170415
I have a huge crush on him as Kenneth on 30 Rock, he’s just so wholesome and cute!

No. 170518

File: 1612565844183.jpg (54.26 KB, 400x544, b5ded33cd5144404aeb2a60779aaba…)

>>170351
looks like bad yaoi anatomy

No. 170546

>>170473
he looks like he's going to transition not realistically, just appearance-wise

No. 170575

File: 1612600199643.jpg (61.64 KB, 620x413, 14298625-low_res-louis-theroux…)

I want to make sweet, tender love to him

No. 170640

File: 1612640391618.jpg (142.28 KB, 580x435, louis-g2g.jpg)

>>170575
he was super cute when he was younger

No. 170644

File: 1612641421518.jpg (254.43 KB, 1920x1080, agnb.jpg)

>>170575
>>170640
Speaking of Louis Theroux, the guy from all gas no brakes said to vice that he is taking the awkward/disarming interviewing style after Louis.
I like the curls so much.

No. 170649

>>170640
>ywn see the expression on young louis theroux’s face when you get naked in front of him
why live.

No. 170651

>>170450
KEK i love you anon

No. 170672

adrien brody is so fucking cute to me that even when he's literally just an aphex twin fever dream foot he's still hot

No. 170673

>>170418
Kinda wish I could see him bare-faced. I bet he's a looker.

No. 170675

>>170418
this is how i feel about so many celebricows that get shat on, even the ones that get mocked for their looks. i either have weird taste or low/ no standards

No. 170681

>>170418
I've seen pics of this person before and always thought they were an honest to god woman. they are a beaut either way

No. 170692

>>170675
It's ok we all have no taste here

No. 170693

>>170672
I want a movie where Brody and Driver play like an uncle and a nephew or something like that. A slow burner drama of them trying to reconnect over the death of the father/brother, something along those lines.
That would be my wet dream

No. 170696

File: 1612664316681.jpg (88.6 KB, 1200x672, baked-.jpg)

Look, I…I can change him. I just want to bang a little sense into him, okay?

No. 170697

>>170644
omg yes, I've totally got a crush on him too

No. 170700

>>170693
oh my god with keanu reeves as the dead relative and christian slater as an unhinged mutual friend….. that would be too powerful to ever see the light of day

No. 170709

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No. 170713

>>170709
Genius.

No. 170714

Does young David Attenborough count as being unconventionally attractive? His teeth are kinda weird but idk, he's really fucking cute here. I think he's in his early 30s in this video. I looked up more pictures of him and thought he looked a bit more unattractive than he does in this video.

He also wears this stupid little outfit when he's out on his island expedition and I am loving it. God he's cute.

No. 170715

>>170351
Nathan's awkwardness is endearing and it makes him cute. But I feel like if I stare at him for too long, his features start to warp and I start to feel uncomfortable. Like I'm looking at something I really shouldn't be seeing. As I'm looking at this image now, I'm realizing how fucking huge his upper skull is. Like seriously compare it to the size of his jaw. Holy fuck he literally has a huge brain. Maybe that's where he stores all his business knowledge.

No. 170731

>>170013
Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de sa mère

No. 170737

File: 1612702628063.jpeg (47.56 KB, 500x500, C79D5359-2D49-45ED-B46D-751B5A…)

i always thought rich from skins was so fucking cute, him and grace were the only good thing about gen 3 honestly

No. 170744

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No. 170745

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>>170714
he was a looker in that youngish, innocent way. Reminds me of Peter MacNicol in Sophie's Choice.

No. 170750

>>170744
love yourself anon

No. 170779

>>170731
kek. now i understand the phrase 'excuse my french.'

No. 170791

File: 1612726819202.jpeg (51.17 KB, 402x439, E4AA7001-EAC5-4B64-92D8-798CC3…)

>>170744

i really like h3h3s content. he's real funny to me and i love that in men. i would fuck the shit out of him if he was younger. i'd marry even cause i just really like the guy… when he was skinny and young he wasn't attractive either. but idc he's funny and i think nerdy guys are cute.

we are mentally ill for this anon

No. 170792

File: 1612727284620.jpg (55.1 KB, 533x292, skins52rich.jpg)

>>170737
Incredible taste, anon. The actor is cute but especially Rich as a character…man of my dreams

>>170305
>>170093
>>170644
+1

No. 170793

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No. 170794

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>>170793
this this

No. 170795

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No. 170866

File: 1612775064805.jpg (172.65 KB, 1140x701, ethan-klein-h3h3productions.jp…)

>>170791
yeah, it's his sense of humour that does it for me too. I also love how he's patient and understanding with trisha when she has her episodes and sticks with her no matter what.But what melts my heart is the way that he hypes up Hila and how affectionate he can be. I also don't mind his fupa and i think it just adds to the whole daddy look.

i can't drown my demons they know how to swim

No. 170867

File: 1612775613046.jpg (66.85 KB, 1184x604, 573jf.jpg)

>>170744
you're not alone, anons. I used to have a big crush on him too. I even posted on lolcow about him being my ideal guy once haha I don't feel that way anymore, he got too fat and too gross and everything involving him and his obsession with belle delphine turned me off him for good, he's a nasty coomer now

>>170791
>he's real funny to me and i love that in men
right? he's hilarious and that is such a major turn on. if a guy can make me laugh then he's already half way there

honestly though just rip to when he looked like this

No. 170874

File: 1612784931019.jpg (119.71 KB, 630x1200, MV5BMjM4MDAwMjEzMl5BMl5BanBnXk…)

so cute

No. 170877

>>170866
Agree with everything anon! I love how he is with Hila and Trish. I preferred when he had curly hair though.

No. 170880

>>167832
I liked him in Maniac but not THAT much. He had the whole time that depressed and confused impression in his eyes, it was great.

No. 170883

File: 1612790321165.png (530.92 KB, 446x440, mgtaogv.PNG)

Thanks anons, this thread gives me so much joy.
Here is my entry, Max Greenfield in The Assassination of Gianni Versace
(didn't like him in New Girl, tho)

No. 170884

>>164966
Same, anon. Especially in Fargo.

No. 170895

File: 1612797717629.jpg (380.73 KB, 1908x1908, Mike-Matei-Headshot-2.jpg)

Before he got fat.

No. 170896

>>170793
>>170794
gtfo Igor you retard

No. 170907

File: 1612802421585.jpeg (69.44 KB, 500x700, 06D35312-017A-43D0-87FC-0C952B…)

>>170673
Yep, still cute

No. 170908

File: 1612802661437.jpg (191.07 KB, 720x480, Joe Pera - Warner Bros. Televi…)

i want him to talk me to sleep every night

No. 170939

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No. 170943

File: 1612823734485.jpg (37.35 KB, 557x551, b07f2cb86639610c8efafd9225046e…)

I don't find Kimura Takuya attractive (especially now) but he has some really pretty pictures of him with long hair in his youth

No. 170952

File: 1612826127053.jpg (174.76 KB, 620x420, chris-pratt-parks-and-rec-1.jp…)

god i miss chubby chris pratt. I wish stupid himbo parks and rec fake-married to aubrey plaza chris pratt was the real one instead of the weird cheating religious action movie swole version. rip

No. 170958

File: 1612829287710.jpg (49.27 KB, 600x337, Gareth_Reynolds.jpg)

After listening to The Dollop I finally managed to develop a crush on Gary Reynolds…

No. 170959

>>170952
This so much, he was the perfect himbo

No. 170960

>>170952
it sucks, he was the cutest like this, and i usually dont even like chubby dudes

No. 171041

>>170943
he aged like milk and he's still hotter than the entirety of bts and 1d together. loved him as takayuki yagami

No. 171044

File: 1612893885314.jpg (1.63 MB, 4762x3083, edward-norton-with-hands-at-wa…)

any ed norton tbh but i especially love american history x ed

No. 171129

File: 1612938578246.png (1.01 MB, 1024x683, DD6A9979-C01F-419C-B05F-9446B8…)

Only in arrested development. I really don’t know why

No. 171140

File: 1612946543895.jpg (155.77 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault_(46).jpg)

>watched hbomberguy for like 3 years
>decide to rewatch some old videos
>get a massive crush on him
quarantine really making me act up

No. 171168

File: 1612963712056.jpg (35.48 KB, 580x334, g2-perkz-worlds-2020-580x334.j…)

Perkz lol pro player, I think he is so hot, idk if it's his personality. I have a thing for eastern europeans so..

No. 171169

File: 1612963811301.jpg (71.95 KB, 857x1200, EewzgPLU4AAqMcn.jpg)

Zedd anyone?

No. 171193

File: 1612972489488.jpg (69.74 KB, 476x716, Ben_Shapiro_2018.jpg)

I don't agree with any of his beliefs but I'm so attracted to him. He looks like he hasn't came in years and I want to change that

No. 171195

>>171193
why does he always look like he's about to cry

No. 171202

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No. 171204

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>>161298
creepy and cute kek im watching parks and rec for the first time

No. 171217

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No. 171218

>>171193

i haven't looked this up but he just looks like he's a manlet. like, he could be fucking 6'0 for all i care but that face has MAD manlet energy and dicklet energy

No. 171219

>>171218
he's a manlet who lies about his height

No. 171220

>>171217

not sure who this is but that's one pretty boy for sure

No. 171231

File: 1612987303595.jpeg (34.38 KB, 680x478, 901.jpeg)

just want to hug him tbqh

No. 171234

File: 1612989050927.gif (793.26 KB, 320x180, F04F4594-C2F5-425B-9622-2EA000…)

He was a sick bitch but I'm done pretending he wasn't also hot as fuck

No. 171235

>>171234
he just needs veneers.

No. 171283

>>171220
nta but it's Joker from Full Metal Jacket. for sure a cutie.

No. 171292

File: 1613031118196.jpeg (47.03 KB, 480x480, F3220DCA-A5ED-4B60-BB2B-4A539F…)

Serge Gainsborg

No. 171296

File: 1613033110319.jpg (142.61 KB, 1920x1280, sipausa_22423100-2e8xu3l.jpg)

>>171193
kek, "he looks like he hasn't came in years" made me laugh. I guess I would too, his conservative prudish-ness is somehow attractive

No. 171303

>>171292
im sorry you are attracted to a pedo into incest

No. 171321

File: 1613052613607.jpeg (485.09 KB, 750x852, CFDD7C9B-35DD-4034-B1AA-B5EAC8…)

Basically the entirety of any unconventional male attraction thread

No. 171326

>>171321
i lost it at the one with dr phil

No. 171357

>>171321
stop this have me flashbacks to the time a brooklyn 99 memes page I followed on ig turned into a bill hader stan account overnight

No. 171358

File: 1613069253512.jpeg (54.08 KB, 358x232, B52DDD68-B1B6-404A-945D-024B9A…)

someone release me from this hell

No. 171359

>>171358
SAME ANON I used to put his videos on to fall asleep to lmao

No. 171363

>>171321
who's top left corner? he looks familiar

No. 171367

File: 1613071670760.jpg (116.83 KB, 770x1033, 0c01aeb27b0f178a9975c9f1aef38f…)

i want him. god i want an aphex twin bf. why couldnt i have been born earlier. i would've definitely become a groupie for richard

No. 171374

>>171363
Hunter Biden, Joe Biden's son maybe? He looks like a politician

No. 171377

>>171363
>>171374
it's beto o'rourke

No. 171378

File: 1613076518157.jpeg (84.31 KB, 828x592, 8AFA6978-79B1-41A7-A802-EC408F…)

>>171321
>my own edit added to the trash pile
>when the mask said "somebody stop me" I don't think this is what he meant

No. 171381

File: 1613077150567.png (597.09 KB, 1280x720, Untitled.png)

>>171234
>Let me get this straight, you think that notorious serial killer and rapist Richard Ramirez is hot?

No. 171389

>>171377
Oh that makes sense. I remember seeing his face plastered all over the place during his run a couple years ago

Well, he's a step above Zodiac Killer Cruz ngl

No. 171395

>>171292
great taste anon.

>>171303
he was def degenerate but I can't help loving his music and I think he has a charm about him… but of course he was a perv.

No. 171396

File: 1613083148991.jpg (415.71 KB, 1168x1600, tumblr_os84chHuck1w4tvqno2_128…)

>>171367
same, but also i saw this and thought it was mid-2000's adam lazzara, another example of my questionable taste

the absurd amount of joy I had when this stupid magazine spread came out was insane, if they threw greasy musty long-hair bert mccracken into the mix too i probably would have died just trying to process it

No. 171397

File: 1613083486818.jpg (67.84 KB, 700x700, 4229c3b3d44eb95bcd9fc8fafa1dc6…)

>>171321
but beto is hot…

No. 171400

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>>171397
young beto was in punk bands, wore a dress, was friends with At The Drive In/ Mars Volta…… and looks like a cuter older version of my ex. i'm so sorry but it is impossible for me not to simp

No. 171401

File: 1613084527726.jpg (39.39 KB, 512x362, unnamed.jpg)

>>171397
old and busted. jon ossoff is the new hotness.

No. 171402

File: 1613084768342.jpeg (64.31 KB, 1200x600, 97EB47B2-6836-4F0C-A628-A26BE4…)

>>171401
Jon Ossoff and JFK’s grandson are my political husbandos

(Granted, this is an awful pic of the latter but he looked really cute during the Democratic Convention last year)

No. 171403

>>171402
>>171401

ok sage for making it about me but why do all of these political cuties look like my ex. i'm about to have a fucking complex over this shit

No. 171418

>>171397
>>171401
>>171402

corporate dems are my achilles heel

No. 171458

File: 1613139633338.jpg (50.22 KB, 968x645, Acaster.jpg)

james acaster, i dunno why but i have a slight crush on him kek

No. 171470

>>161298
>>171358
Love his voice

No. 171492

>>171458
Ah yes, with his… white boy looks… and his jaw… and his, uh, entirely fucking standard facial geography lol

come on now anon

No. 171572

>>171492

alright to be fair i did choose a decent photo of him, he looks different in most photos

No. 171573

File: 1613241140130.gif (1.99 MB, 500x280, 1e78245f77d75f20e3ed4d37f03fce…)

i was never remotely into mcconaughey before watching td

No. 171577

why is nishiki and ichiban's voice actor so cute

No. 171584

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No. 171586

File: 1613248990212.jpg (120.9 KB, 1200x800, robert-pattinson-the-king.jpg)

I usually find Robert Pattinson kind of ugly, but he looked amazing in this movie, like he got picked straight from a Pre-Raphaelite painting or something. Chalamet had nothing on him imo.

No. 171591

>>171586
wow he looks beautiful here

No. 171593

>>171586
Didnt he say to his stylist that he also wanted to look like a princess just like lily-rose? I believe they would otherwise have given him a bowl cut lol. But yeah he looks really pretty here.

No. 171596

File: 1613252200216.gif (357.86 KB, 494x258, dylann roof.gif)

I know he's been posted before but;

>Yes I'm ashamed

>No I'm not conservative or racist
>I'm not even American

No. 171597

>>171596
This isn't meant to be an outlet for your mental health issues.

No. 171598

File: 1613252722644.jpg (35.03 KB, 466x612, matt.jpg)

>>171573
same sis

No. 171604

File: 1613260154756.jpg (95.54 KB, 968x681, alfie1.jpg)

I'm watching WAY too much game of thrones because it goes without saying that all the women are beautiful but half of these musty dusty crusty ugly ass men are becoming hot to me too (not even normal cuties like kit harrington, I mean the genuinely weird looking ones). especially lily allen's brother for some fucking reason, and ramsey snow's actor because i was in love with his character when i watched misfits in high school lol

….yknow what at this point even tyrion could lowkey kind of get it


why couldn't god have just made me full gay why am i like this

No. 171614

File: 1613269447666.jpg (389.2 KB, 2501x1563, TELEMMGLPICT000135976293_trans…)

any of the Lost Boys if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.

No. 171616

File: 1613275499258.jpg (29.72 KB, 338x500, prvJonathan Richman-80-1127-29…)

Young Jonathan Richman was such a qt. And just an all around creative and likeable dude

No. 171617

File: 1613276976702.jpg (59.61 KB, 1068x601, external-content.duckduckgo.jp…)

I dont know if you have heard of this guy, but I think he's pretty cute, lol. buuut not like, conventionally attractive or anything. haha

No. 171618

File: 1613278548284.jpg (25.05 KB, 512x320, unnamed (1).jpg)


No. 171624

File: 1613286792870.jpg (146.36 KB, 960x720, 1.jpg)

Both of them… but i also ship them

No. 171625

>>171617
Wtf is with his chin

No. 171628

File: 1613291594954.jpeg (82.6 KB, 500x714, 4A246D4E-C666-4AEA-9E64-6A3EC4…)

>>171604
I absolutely would do this weird looking manlet

No. 171630

File: 1613295258960.gif (424.3 KB, 119x152, 1580691560597.gif)

>>171624
Hell yea
I don't ship them though, but i respect your choice

No. 171643

File: 1613303451697.jpg (16.33 KB, 600x600, e9d.jpg)


No. 171648

>>171624
Holy shit anon…..honestly same lmao

No. 171655

>>171586

holy shit, i wish he looked like this in every movie. 10/10

No. 171656

>>170792
>>170737

good taste nonnies
he's the cutest skins boy imho, grace was also one of the prettiest girls

No. 171658

>>171624
ahah omg I remember years ago I had a week where I binge watched like every whose line video on yt and I felt so ashamed for shipping them kek

No. 171660


No. 171662

File: 1613315952483.jpg (60.16 KB, 600x788, adrian.jpg)

>>171202
yum. i want to sit on his face and put his nose in my hooha, ive wanted it since splice and it wont leave my head everytime i see this sexy big nosed fucker

No. 171663

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No. 171677

>>171658
don't be too ashamed, yesterday i found a whole youtube playlist of colin/ryan shipping amvs.

No. 171684

>>171662
How is this unconditional

No. 171688

File: 1613328757774.png (1.36 MB, 1180x1270, kids-in-the-hall-feature.png)

all of them but especially mark mckinney and dave foley. one time i bumped into mark on the street and he complimented my jacket lol

No. 171690

File: 1613330545308.jpg (54.02 KB, 393x512, brody.jpg)

>>171684
Because this is him.

No. 171698

>>162988
What's wrong with racism?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 171700

>>171698
you sound stinky, anon

No. 171702

File: 1613341436052.jpg (59.1 KB, 474x708, golden one.jpg)

I am sorry…

No. 171703

>>171698
We can smell your balls

No. 171708

File: 1613349161040.png (11.89 KB, 500x294, the bait for anon.png)


No. 171713


No. 171721

>>162858
He was cute when he was younger. Too bad him being a turbo sperg ruins any sense of attraction I might have towards him.

No. 171722

>>171700
>>171703
>>171708
No but really, i'm Eastern European and i'd rather keep my country white and racist.

No. 171723

File: 1613371864824.jpeg (256.28 KB, 660x444, AEBA97F5-B7C3-4222-A2F1-A38C0A…)

>>171722
can you shut the fuck up? this thread is for posting fuckable guys, not racebait. if anon is ashamed bc she finds him racist, then he belongs in the thread, regardless of what you think. picrel is guy i think is racist and fuckable

No. 171725

File: 1613378271396.jpg (155.07 KB, 1322x706, billmoseley_theblob.jpg)

>>170305
old post ik but holy shit anon I was obsessed with this stupid band and had the biggest crush on him when I was a teenager. he was always super chill and friendly at shows, A+++ taste. I tried to pull some photos off my old myspace for you but they're lost to time now, I'm sorry anon.

>>170908
>>171358
>>171614
>>171624
oh same

picrel is mine, I wasn't previously attracted to Bill Moseley but I watched the 80s remake of The Blob recently and even though he's in like one scene it was really working for me

No. 171726

File: 1613380221815.jpg (153.89 KB, 559x629, tucker3.jpg)

Of ALL the fucking men in the world, of every single available option, this guy is my current crush. Fuck. A few years ago I'd never even heard of him, and now I watch him every week night. I make memes about him (arguably better than whatever the Fox interns make for his show, in fact, and it keeps my art skills sharpened). There's something about his expressions and face, and how animated he becomes, that really set off my artist brain.

No. 171732

>>171723
is this the chainsmokers guy? he’s racist?

No. 171733

File: 1613392293034.jpeg (35.09 KB, 679x857, 2186FDD8-2DD0-417C-AE9F-0E1EAD…)


No. 171746

>>171726
>I make memes about him
>it keeps my art skills sharpened
So, practically 'handmade' memes? Anon, you can't just say things like this without showing us.

No. 171753

>>171726
hi shoe0nhead

No. 171755

File: 1613405554205.jpg (803.93 KB, 1200x1200, tucksinatra.jpg)

>>171746
Here you go. Sometimes they're simple edits like this one, other times they're old album covers redone with him on them.

No. 171756

>>171755
anon pls share more of your masterpieces, this is beautiful

No. 171757

File: 1613406486278.jpg (1.06 MB, 1000x1112, tuckcream.jpg)

>>171756
Here's another one. I like using old album covers because sometimes a random music-loving anon will see it and go "Hey! That's an underrated Cream album". I want to make one with The Grateful Dead because I guess Tucker is a huge Deadhead, but their album covers are always super complicated or they lack human figures to shoop him onto.

No. 171759

>>171757
Anon I feel like you and I could be extremely good friends and I wish I didn't find you through this website.

No. 171761

>>171755
>>171757
Okay, these are way better that what i'd imagined. You're pretty talented with a pinch of 'tism (really no offense, i mean it as a big compliment)

No. 171762

>>171757
help why is this so fucking funny

No. 171764

>>171759
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, thank you.
>>171761
Again, HAHAHHAHAHAHA, thank you! I went to art college for illustration originally, so it still comes in handy from time to time.

No. 171768

>>171764
I'm a former design major and I really admire your skills, I'm nowhere as good

No. 171771

I'm a designer professionally and now I want a lolcow designer discord

I love other designers

No. 171774

File: 1613418951313.jpg (188.02 KB, 1080x1903, Screenshot_20210215-134912.jpg)

Which of the try guys do y'all wanna fuck

No. 171780

File: 1613426263406.jpg (173.05 KB, 1600x900, KBJGP7WES4I6TKTRIBWI6S7HAY.jpg)

>>171726
holy shit dude are you the one that makes the tucker threads on 4chan, then? I started watching bc I find him attractive too, kek. also yeah sucks to sound like shoeonhead every time I talk about it. anons are too quick to accuse her of thirsting over him as pickme thing when really he's quite attractive

No. 171785

File: 1613429678684.png (259.28 KB, 460x391, 1606268001350.png)

>>171780
…maybe. But you're going to take that secret to your grave, anon. I only started watching him because of those "Can't Cuck the Tuck" compilations. It was… refreshing, to say the least!

No. 171799

File: 1613439981830.gif (823.59 KB, 245x329, 38357A47-08CB-4123-8A68-838E44…)

He’s so weird looking but idk something about him and his energy…

No. 171800

>>171799
Sometimes he looks like Who straight up, but I'm with you anon lol

No. 171801

>>171774
Def not him

No. 171803

File: 1613442610819.jpeg (52.35 KB, 340x499, C0FBCA3A-610B-41CB-8723-2E0E29…)

>>171800
Oh god I never made that connection lol now I’ll never unsee

No. 171806

File: 1613447409321.jpeg (45.25 KB, 1024x759, 5216CDF3-37DE-4EAC-8836-CFB013…)

I want him to give me “knees” if ya know what I mean

No. 171812

File: 1613452627859.jpeg (15.95 KB, 330x330, Etu-L2hUUAAMXfw.jpeg)

Daddy Drew Carey

No. 171815

File: 1613454585904.jpeg (76.35 KB, 780x439, F97BBC8B-C08C-4DBC-BD70-ECC0C7…)

>>171757
Marry me anon

Also Jason lee with this hair and a mustache. Why am I like this

No. 171817

File: 1613455081480.jpg (74.65 KB, 630x1200, MV5BMTc2NzAwMDE4NV5BMl5BanBnXk…)

>>171785
can't cuck the tuck but i would suck and fuck him

No. 171864

>>171812
wtf how is this Drew Carey… I don't believe it.

No. 171888

File: 1613501940761.jpg (199.98 KB, 736x981, ce27eb532d5d6c43dfabd7cf3d04dd…)

>>171596
always makes me feel validated seeing other anons post dylann on here

No. 171892

File: 1613503157601.jpg (459.92 KB, 1599x1066, 8559878056_dc7328ca05_h.jpg)

>>171817
I… I gotta go.

No. 171898

>>171806
Is that one of the Menendez brothers? Please tell me that at least isn't the one who went bald at 14.

Also my mom recently admitted to me that she had a crush on Erik when the trial was airing kek.

No. 171913

>>171596
>>171888
butthole eyes

No. 171920

>>171888
i think hes cute and im half black…hate his voice tho

No. 171925

File: 1613531850611.jpg (11.41 KB, 300x297, A-721975-1168797109.jpeg.jpg)

weird innit

No. 171931

File: 1613541573306.png (150.45 KB, 392x334, Screen Shot 2021-02-17 at 12.4…)

Finally admitting to myself I want him really badly.

No. 171935

File: 1613543980899.jpg (31.5 KB, 566x566, ps7haouc06q51.jpg)

yeah so for the past couple of weeks i've been hardcore simping over this streamer to the point i cave and dono him for a crumb of attention, i'm down real fucking bad lol

No. 171936

>>171925
pls no anon, no, why. why anon

No. 171944

>>171931
>youtube fascist
Get help, please.

No. 171945

File: 1613555469113.jpg (242.4 KB, 1689x1080, jhgfytgf.jpg)

I knooow these threads are very Louis saturated at this point. And obviously young Louis is a dream, but I just saw his new recap series - and current him is still super attractive. Even with the slight old people hands and wrinkles, he still gives off such a lanky nerd impression when roaming about his house. For anyone inclined to fantasies about him, there is plenty of material.

No. 171946

File: 1613555764518.jpg (19.94 KB, 249x400, trevor reznik Machinist.jpg)


No. 171947

>>171946
This belongs in the fetishes you're ashamed of thread, not here. That's a fetish and you should be ashamed of it.

No. 171959

>>171945
be still, my heart. he's adorable

No. 171962

File: 1613560925364.jpg (94.89 KB, 1125x721, girfriend_review.jpg)

Matt from Girlfriend Reviews

No. 171997

>>171946
Honestly same

No. 172056

>>171628
who is he? he's cute.

>>171662
you took the words out of my mouth, anon.

>>171946
grade A taste.

No. 172069

File: 1613601177022.jpg (224.54 KB, 1200x846, zeitmaschine_dj_12.jpg)

wish I had a 1990s german trance bf. :(

No. 172074

>>171234
I honestly think he wouldn't've looked out of place in any high fashion editorial, but the teeth… those teeth were terrible. that and the whole murder, rape and sexual assault of children thing of course

>>171815
I'd fuck earl, no shame. do love jason lee though in general though

>>171925
I once had a sex dream about him, not sure why since I don't find him attractive at all. it ws also very awakward because he was groping me in front of my parents. still woke up a little aroused though ngl

No. 172091

>>171962
I was surprised how normal looking he turned out to be, he has the mumbling nasally kermit voice of an obese autist

No. 172098

>>172056
alfie allen

>>171925
hard pass but i do love his dumbass simpleton takes, any show that ricky gervais has him in is great

No. 172109

>>171690
look at that sexy big honker man

No. 172203

File: 1613681285852.gif (1.52 MB, 375x211, Tumblr_l_175960030698552.gif)

Young Jonathan Davis fml

No. 172234

>>172203
He hit the wall so hard and so early it’s tragic

No. 172252

File: 1613720996968.jpeg (Spoiler Image,357.31 KB, 1400x933, 04532BB4-74F8-426C-9150-F3BAA7…)

>>161330
If time machines were a thing, I would absolutely smash. 10/10
Current Krist, not so much.

No. 172253

File: 1613721862582.jpeg (39.94 KB, 480x360, C9E0E799-DFE3-4744-830C-1ED4E4…)

My most shameful crush. I have no idea why I feel this way, but it’s beyond my control.
I fantasize about going on a date with him on some cold wisconsin evening and listening to him sperg out about ghost hunting and Star Trek in a dive bar for a few hours. Then he asks me if I want to take a late night tour of his studio, and then we end up falling asleep watching movies together all snuggled up on the BotW couch.

No. 172286

File: 1613750754759.jpg (50.3 KB, 500x870, e717be595213a43fac0a25410a3a64…)

>>163603
Very late but noooo, please love yourself anon. He is so fucking weird and legit thinks he's a vampire. Also he wears uggs in private and his apartment is a mess

No. 172325

File: 1613765851250.jpg (35.04 KB, 534x401, 636542954131413889-image.jpg)

i want the cash cab guy

No. 172338

>>172286
This fucking americaboo kek

No. 172364

>>172234
That's the power of meth

No. 172374

>>172286
thought this was contra in a black wig

No. 172389

>>171799
yessssssssssssss

No. 172409

>>171944
who is he?

No. 172440

File: 1613857209342.jpg (255.93 KB, 1079x891, Screenshot_3.jpg)

I would like to have both of them

No. 172441

File: 1613857339791.jpeg (112.38 KB, 1024x1001, ACBEABA3-B79A-4B4F-9226-C6AF9C…)

the better call saul guy from breaking bad oh my god I have problems anons

No. 172443

>>171931
Are you british sis?
Iy would be so funny if you were and decided to fuck the Irish as "Return to Tradition"

No. 172455

>>172441
Anon don't feel bad, he is NOT my type physically at all, but the way Bob Odenkirk played the character made me think about it, too. I love slick conman types with hearts of gold, unf-

No. 172462

>>172440
good taste, i too would like both

No. 172463

File: 1613872093955.gif (334.82 KB, 311x240, bob.gif)

>>172441
>>172455
diff anon but he would play these grungy characters on Mr Show a lot and I'm so into it. I guess because he's typically dressed nicely? It's rare to see him not in a suit/dress shirt/sweater/etc

No. 172464

>>172443
nope, white american euromutt lol

No. 172466

File: 1613877981933.gif (3.62 MB, 480x320, 1362974365088841729.gif)

I'm so into his buzzcut junkie look it'starting to scare me

I wish someone could hold me the way he holds her

No. 172467

>>172455
>>172441

Hard agree. I don't know what it is about the character (only ever been Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul) but there's something about him… If I saw him on the street I don't think I would take a second glance, but his personality on the show is so endeering.
My dad said my mom liked him as a character too, top kek.

No. 172504

File: 1613915322652.jpeg (1.07 MB, 1183x1521, A36CF37A-4EC1-4E47-83E4-8E3DC9…)

>>172463
keep the cháunge
Droopy!

There’s something about the way Bob Osenkirk looks in a t shirt. Anytime in BCS that he’s wearing a regular t shirt instead of his lawyer clothes, I always find myself checking him out so hard. I think he’s wearing a t shirt in the trailer for that action movie he’s going to be in soon. I hope it’s a decent enough movie.

No. 172513

>>172504
>Anytime in BCS that he’s wearing a regular t shirt instead of his lawyer clothes, I always find myself checking him out so hard.
Yeah, fucking seriously. I didn't get it until I saw him in a tee. After that it clicked immediately, kek. He looks good in that pic.

No. 172519

File: 1613924423124.jpeg (273.55 KB, 900x900, B3AE4FE3-A57D-4374-9E39-ED5CBD…)

j-joshua weissman…

No. 172530

>>172441
Anon don’t worry Bob Odenkirk (specifically as Saul Goodman) has appeared in these threads a million times. He’s a fox

No. 172531

>>172409
Keith Woods.
Look him up on youtube.

No. 172535

>>172519
I’ve almost posted him here a few times. He’s cute.

No. 172549

>>172519
Oh noooo don't make me come to terms with this

No. 172567

>>168447
pls no

No. 172568

>>164827
personification of cringe, cringier than anyone else in these threads. Heinous gnome, pls anon noooo

No. 172569

>>165862
When he actually open mouth smiled was creepy, I got why he was kinda unconfident about it

in Epstein subreddit someone posted a clip of a Jeff younger twin from some restaurant/cooks reality tv show, I was so horny for that random guy

No. 172570

File: 1613950313147.png (186.65 KB, 820x512, Screen-Shot-2020-04-26-at-11.0…)

I definitely have a type. Guys like Ronnie Radke and Trace Cyrus can fuck me up any day. I have zero self respect

No. 172573

File: 1613951639607.jpg (39.26 KB, 840x465, n 0bram.jpg)

Also love the hairdo and his crawling away in some scenes.
To my defence, my attraction is partially solidified by the costumes (and other actors are hotties).

Do not have a blood or vamp kink

No. 172576

>>172570
120% on board with the Ronnie Radke bit

No. 172577

>>172573
Ive had a crush on Gary Oldman since i was 13. Can't say I find him attractive in this get up though lol

No. 172692

>>172519
he's cute but his persona in his videos is absolutely insufferable to me

No. 172702

new thread >>172701

No. 179840

File: 1618595393718.png (822.64 KB, 487x675, nat_zang_NHHHHH.PNG)

Nat Zang but only as his character 10K in Z-Nation. Ngl, drives me wild.

No. 179841

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