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No. 172701

Previous thread >>161298

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly,creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

Roids or not, he looks good for his age

No. 172712

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I know Bardem isn't unconv on his own, but I'm really into this character in particular. I wanna domme him.

No. 172719

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i rewatched that movie recently because i was horny for anton and got nightmares about him afterwards kek

No. 172738

based. i love bob haircuts on men so much. like actual bob haircuts, not bowlcuts.

No. 172740

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too bad he is a manlet

No. 172742

Oh the things I'd let that manlet do to me

No. 172753

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How do you feel about Lord Farquaad?

No. 172754

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I’m back to simp for Nick Cave

No. 172755

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No. 172756

Op posting some taaaaaaste. Love u boo we will both get him.

No. 172757

based bob manlet appreciators

No. 172761

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these two morons really did it for me in the movie. the guy on the right in particular cause he's kinda ugly to me otherwise, but his character was sexy

No. 172763

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I- i'm sorry anons…

No. 172764

Ooh who is that he's pretty

No. 172765

Ntayrt but tom cruise

No. 172767

Oh. Now I know who it is he's not attractive anymore.

Gross, anon. Really gross.

No. 172768

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idgaf that he's a pony-sized psychopath, he was insanely hot in the 90's. Especially in Magnolia, on a purely physical level of course.

No. 172770

lmao have we got to the point that there are people 18+ who don't recognize Tom Cruise??

He used to be really hot, it's weird because his facial features aren't that handsome individually, he's a manlet and I can't remember ever noticing his body. It's probably 90% charisma.

No. 172771

He was only cute this particular day.

No. 172772

lmao are you trolling

No. 172773

He is conventionally attractive imo.

No. 172774

Doyle would totally get it. I love how he rips the shit out of people on insta when they ask him dumb questions.

My bf is constantly making fun of me for fancying Bardem/Chigurh.

No. 172787

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Sorry. Went on a binge of his stuff recently and had a realization.
Was debating on putting him in the childhood crushes thread, too, kek.

No. 172789

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Same, anon. You have excellent taste

No. 172790

Bit ot but for years I thought I got asshole vibes off of him, then lately I read that he only ever makes parodies with the permission of the og artist first and he pays them a percentage of profits. Doesn't play around or rip them off. If an artist says no he doesn't do the song. Which I respect, I think parodies technically don't even need to pay royalties or get permission.

No. 172797

He's actually a pretty decent person, for a scrote.

No. 172798

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My mum absolutely HATES him. i remember we were flicking threw tv channels and a movie of his was on, she was just chatting shit the whole time and she got mad because i said he was good looking, idek what she’d think if she knew i have a crush on him. it’s just hot to think like he’s so small and pretty u could just dom him and make him feel powerless lmao

No. 172799

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samefag but hhhh. i wanna make him my bitch

No. 172805

Lol your mom sounds like me, I fucking hate him and I go feral everytime I see him. The other day my mom called me to show me she was watching Jack Reacher to annoy me.

No. 172807

Just wanted to let the BCS and Gary Oldman anons know I feel with them ♥

No. 172808

It's great that Kevin Costner got the main role in BCS.

No. 172809

Your mom sounds great (no shade).

No. 172811

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isn't tom cruise considered attractive by basically everyone tho? eyes wide shut era is my fav tom

No. 172819

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Omg he looks so cute wtf. i can imagine him smelling good and i bet he thinks he's like sooo masculine even though he's so small and tiny and u can just tell him how feminine and weak he is and he gets so mad but he's so small he just looks stupid when he tries to look intimidating and can't do anything about it kek. adorable. personally i love vanilla sky tom

No. 172830

petition for these anons to become his next scientology wife(s)

No. 172831

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they only work on non manlets (above 5’8) imo

No. 172832

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he was fucking hot, especially as a blonde vampire.

No. 172835

Agreed, this was the only time I found him attractive

No. 172837

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Holy fucking shit! how have i never seen this! i have a huge thing for vampires too wtf, im crying rn he looks gorgeous wat
sadly he's looking old now, i'd still love to be his mommy gf scientology wife tho even though he's like 40 yrs older than me

No. 172844

In this pic he looks like a Chad/Brayden/Brett who is about to punch a hole in the wall.

No. 172853

Lestat was kinda like this tbh.

No. 172855

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I'm straight up obsessed with Surefour. I don't know anything about Overwatch and I'm too scared of people being mean to start playing but he's so damn sexy to me and he has such a handsome voice. Too bad I can't compete with all his anime waifus tho

No. 172858

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Posting an unconventional male, myself.

I am Looking for a bisexual girl (biological female) who is into 2D loli, and wants a relationship with a man. If your idea of a dream boyfriend is someone who sometimes gives you oral sex while you look at loli, contact me at rel587@protonmail.com

I am wealthy, come from a good family and some attractive women have found me good looking. Not larping, I just want to find someone who is like me, but that has been almost impossible.

If you want to contact me anonymously, just make a protonmail. It won't ask you to use a phone number nor alternate email account.

mods will delete this post, write down that email quickly if interested.(scrote)

No. 172859

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Take your dick cheese elsewhere

No. 172860

Nice reddit spacing

No. 172862

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No. 172864

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rory mccann

No. 172867

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kill yourself, faggot

No. 172899

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I'd climb him like a goddamn tree.

No. 172935

good taste. I fucking loved him as the hound

No. 172945

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Jimmy Page, but only looks wise. Any age TBH

No. 172946

So you'd fuck Jimmy-wise-chinese-sage-looking-Page just for his looks?

No. 172948

I like that his title rhymes

No. 172953

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Best character of the whole show (well, him and Quark), except until the end. Rene Auberjoinois was a fucking brilliant actor to be able to make a goo man relatable and emotional. And oddly enough, the way he moved was very animated and fluid (no pun intended). I've never seen an actor move quite so gracefully, and with such nice hand gestures, that WASN'T in a dancing role. Idk, I'm an artist and I'm rambling but I hope it makes sense.

No. 172971

idk who that is but i wish bears liked women particularly japanese bears 2bh

No. 172981

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I'd let him take out his frustrations on me.

No. 172990

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Speaking of quark…..

No. 172992

Sauce for your spank bank sis

No. 172997

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For me it's Worf

No. 173002

Honestly, I'd fuck most of the Star Trek characters, any race or gender. Don't know why everyone's so fucking sexy in the show. Maybe it's the skin tight suits.

No. 173005

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>Why yes, Anon I am a fully functional, anatomically correct, sentient, humanoid android being with various degrees of pleasure modes built in. If I may; why do you ask?

No. 173007

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So glad I’m not the only one!

No. 173009

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Let’s not forget about Q

No. 173010

he appears in my dreams way too often, dont think I ever had a conscious crush on kafka but boy did i have way too many sex dreams about him

No. 173014

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No. 173019

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He's an awfully unfunny comedian but I find him attractive

No. 173020

excuse my ignorance, but who is this charming man?

No. 173024

Oh my god, seth has been my biggest crush since i was 13 why the hell did you put him in the unconventionally attractive thread?! he’s charming, good looking, well dressed, witty, intelligent, amazing at singing, a gentleman… what makes you think he’s unconventionally attractive anon?

No. 173026

have you watched family guy?

No. 173029

Weird Al Yankovic!

No. 173031

He's a gigantic twat

No. 173035

No he isn’t he’s lovely and i will be his waifu and provide him with high iq children
It’s my favourite show hehe

No. 173039

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He’s witty, charming and has an amazing voice anon but he’s not exactly stud tier if you know what I mean.

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Lennon, but only in the late 60s-early 70s where he was hooked on heroin and being more obnoxious and co-dependent. I think the long hair/glasses thing on men is very ethereal.

No. 173054

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It's probably just the hair

No. 173055

>long hair/glasses thing on men is very ethereal
I agree. But I can't help being reminded of the 2000s atheist Youtube scene

No. 173059

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generic hayden appearance but his twink personality and voice

No. 173061

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IMO, you have to have a certain face to pull it off, fat dudes can’t really do the look

No. 173064

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Can't believe John used to avoid wearing glasses in the early days, his bone structure was ideal for them, and that's determined only by genetics, basically.
I might prefer him with the Sgt Pepper era pedo-stache though

No. 173086

I am personally more into his landlord, way hotter.

No. 173102

He used to come in to my dad's restaurant back in the 90's, my dad swears this. Not in full makeup, of course.

No. 173103

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Richard iv in Blackadder

No. 173115

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Yes anon! Also, Flashheart, in any form.

No. 173117

Can I see the full chart of this if you have it? Genuinely curious

No. 173119

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Feel like pure shit just want him back x

No. 173130

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BLESSED ART THOU jesus you are sexy as hell

No. 173133

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mm… let me at HIS sausage

No. 173138

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No. 173140

Yo fr did we ever find out what happened to dante

No. 173141

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thin faced men with strong noses are basically the ideal for the granny glasses style he got going past 1966. though my unconventional waifu (pic related) is one of the few overweight moids who looked good with glasses.
surprising to see him look decent here

No. 173144

That's so cool.
Anyway, Worf has such a sexy voice, it makes me wet.

No. 173157

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Here you go anon, found it on an incel website to give you some perspective. Why Mads Mikkelsen is in 10 is fucking beyond me.

Probs living his best life, blissfully unaware he’s a god on this site lmao

No. 173160

that chart cracks me up. Most of the dudes in the 'definitely attractive' row look goofy as hell to me

No. 173162

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julian barratt, especially in the early boosh days. never understood the love for noel fielding

No. 173163

Love Noel and his outfits, but I think Julian is great too, that gif is too cute. Also current Julian's aging way better in my opinion

No. 173164

it looks like someone made it as a joke / revenge looking at some people included there, some people from 1-4 tier look no different from 8-9 tier apart from non-professional photos

No. 173165

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yeah definitely, he has this sort of rugged old man look now which i like a lot lol. wrinkles suit him somehow

No. 173173

oh my god he looked so hot as the depressed dad in Flowers, I was so into it

No. 173177

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This picture of young Tim Heidecker really rustles my jimmies

No. 173181

I wish I would meet a highly rational man like Data

No. 173184

Doing charts like this makes incels look like closeted gays.
Some tier 9 guys look very sketchy. No, thanks.
Ah yes, Blackadder. For me, it is Series II Rowan Atkinson. He is such a sarcastic bastard there. I love it.

No. 173188

I just want to confess that Data is one of my go-to fantasies

No. 173194

No. 173206

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Putin back in his gucci pimp days was to die for

No. 173211

Ye! I wish he did more voice acting, he's got a great voice for it.

No. 173218

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Scrotes really didn't see women jacking it to hellenistic Jesus huh
Honestly, how could they not?

No. 173238

Kek. Guess there's a reason ladies liked to phrase their devotion as being "married to Jesus" rather than any mortal man.

No. 173286

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No. 173289

based as fuck

No. 173290

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Thank you

No. 173301

Can confirm. I grew up in a super religious family and had this bible with beautiful painted pictures of Jesus. He was my first crush kek

No. 173302

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I only had crush on Jesus after watching Jesus Christ Superstar from 1973. And then the version from 2013 with Tim Minchin as Judas. Jesus x Judas is the best ship

No. 173303

I've seen a couple of these charts and it's always hilarious how much they seem to missjudge what's attractive to women. The most recent one I've seen had Timothée Chalamet at a 6. And the 10's all had such huge square jaws they looked like the gigachad meme.

No. 173304

Guys are much more likely to systematize attraction by adding/subtracting certain traits that men think are attractive to women (and completely miss the mark by doing so). The whole idea of a chart is male - when was the last time you heard a woman say that a guy was "a 7" or "a 3" to them?
Men are so stupidly obsessed with formulaic approaches that they just forget that attraction is complex and completely irrational.

No. 173305

The pictures dont even match the descriptions they use.


No. 173307

Which version is this from?

No. 173310

No. 173312

>completely irrational
So what happens when I see a guy I feel he's attractive to me? Do I have to think that if he accepts my avances he's only doing it for the pussy because he might not be actually attracted?

No. 173314

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>Men are so stupidly obsessed with formulaic approaches that they just forget that attraction is complex and completely irrational
>Being this upset about men being innately men; i.e. logical, rational, & objective. Trying to take abstract ideas/feelings and make them tangible.
This is as stupid as being mad at a wild animal for being a wild animal.

No. 173316

lmao men are logical rational and objective now? on what fucking planet?
ps your post smells of foreskin

No. 173318

Men are the sex known for acting like crazy violent orangutans, unlike women who are calmer.

No. 173320

Definitely not all but all more so than you. Keep in mind low t men/soy boys or those with hormone imbalances are by far the largest portion of irrational men. Male hormones being fucked up is pretty much part and parcel of the modern era.
>Men are the sex known for acting like crazy violent orangutangs
And that's a bad thing? You want all men to be non violent and effeminate? Besides, being violent is not a bad thing nor does it explicitly relate to being irrational. What's my bf supposed to do when another guy won't stop hitting on me and things escalate because the other guy won't stop? Or what's he supposed to do if someone breaks into our house?
>unlike women who are calmer
Non confrontational does not mean calmer

No. 173323

>if non violent then effeminate
>being violent is not a bad thing

what in the unsaged fuck is going on here

No. 173324


No. 173329

Just because you like to say that a woman is objectively n/10 doesn't mean you're rational. Because whoever you're talking about isn't (n number) for everyone. You literally cannot be objective about who is attractive for everyone. That's not logical either
And yeah, I do want all men to be non-violent and more feminine, would make my life and every single woman in the world's much easier.
Oh, why am i wasting my time? You're fucking braindead.

No. 173336

Listen, I want to punch nearly 50% of the people I meet on the daily in the face, but I won't do it. Because I have self-control.
Fuck off with your rogue hormones hypothesis.
Being able to show aggression is not the same as being violent. Everyone has aggressions, but not every one goes and hurts others.
Wtf should I be on 100% every minute of my life because someone could break into my house? That's paranoid.

No. 173342

stop, i can only get so wet

No. 173348

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Died too soon

No. 173351

If men are so rational, why do they account for almost all crimes of passion and why are they more likely to engage in risk-taking behavior that endanger themselves and the lives of others? Why do they chimp out when they're challenged by a woman? Why do they shoot up schools and malls when they don't get female attention?

No. 173353

you can tell an ooga booga grug smash male brain wrote this post since yes it's irrational to fight over someone hitting on your partner since you're just going to end up arrested or in hospital and if you get into a fight with a criminal violent enough to fight someone in a house they've broken into you'll probably just die unless you have a gun which anyone can use

No. 173357

Pretty sure this is the same scrote who was defending blue collar workers in another thread saying they’re way better than soy boys because they only jerk off to Insta thots on their lunch break before hiding the evidence and women of that socioeconomic class should be overjoyed to settle down with them because at least they bring in a subpar income. Kek

No. 173371

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No. 173372

Oh, no you don't.

No. 173373

Forgive me

No. 173377

i hate you

No. 173378

“Part and parcel”

please for the love of god stay the fuck away from here and rot in /pol/ you are definitely a male poster

No. 173381

Did you forget to take your pills, anon? What the fuck?

No. 173382

holy SHIT idk what i expected clicking thru one of the responses to this, but it sure as shit wasn’t……. this. wow. wow

No. 173387

finally, a woman of taste

No. 173388

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He is sexy asf idc. I wanna have his aryan children.

No. 173402

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>posts a literal gypsy mutt

No. 173410

I've NEVER seen anyone outside my idiot circle post a Del Ray Misfits gif, holy fuck

No. 173411

Lenny’s talking about sucking the shit out of some girls ass in that gif

No. 173416

That bitch ain't Aryan.
Neither the German nor the Iranian definition. Sorry mate.

No. 173457

who is this?

No. 173470

shayna's ex, fupa

No. 173489

actually it’s worse, this is the most desperate of the four coomers who orbit shay

No. 173492

He's not Shayna's ex, he's her coomer orbiter

No. 173498

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There's something about his eyes that drives me crazy

No. 173511

I can’t stop laughing. This has got to be trolling. Right?

No. 173531

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No. 173537

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No. 173539

Ayo! Get in line!

No. 173562

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I love his eyebrows

No. 173565

is that nic cage? it looks like him and doesn't at the same time


No. 173566

big dick bernie makes sporadic appearances on here and men youre ashamed to fuck. its endearing

No. 173575

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It's 90s era Tim Burton

No. 173578

Oh my god, those classic romanian gypsy eyebrows and his entire facial structure is bleh, he looks like a fucking brainless grug which is what he basically is.

No. 173579

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i remember being younger and having a really autistic obsession with idubbbz and thought his bobble head ass was cute

big regrets but still lol

No. 173581

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My ultimate celeb crush. He's only got better with age too imo

No. 173582

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hello fellow nicholson appreciators…..

No. 173592

Didn't he crossdress for a Halloween one year and try to hit on guys? That dude could use a whole platoon of therapists.

No. 173593

same, anon. i can't believe there was a time i thought he was cute. i'm crazy, but this is low even for me

No. 173596

I thought this was Neil Gaiman looking glum

No. 173601

>those shoes, those socks, that pose, that photo in an actual graveyard
neil gaiman could NEVER

No. 173603

I fucking hate you anon

No. 173617

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Waste: >>173575

No. 173637

File: 1614619317019.jpg (23.48 KB, 460x325, up-nard.jpg)

I can't help it, Nardwuar…he's just so adorable like a puppy

No. 173668

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No. 173669

Again?! This guy looks like a wet seal, guys. You can do better in terms of crushes.

No. 173673

File: 1614637988345.jpeg (64.17 KB, 600x525, C1BEEDA2-184D-4264-89B4-C99F94…)

kek did some other anon post him? he’s fucking hot especially in femboy outfits and when he’s doing his nazi spergs

No. 173674

File: 1614638019942.jpg (173.41 KB, 1280x961, BOB.jpg)

No. 173676

apparently irl he was a real sweetheart

No. 173677

ty for this validation anon, I needed this in my life

No. 173690

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Finally some taste.

No. 173701

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Omigosh yay! so glad I'm not alone, ha! I've watched a laaaarge portion of his videos! what a legend. Been on the same shtick his whole adult life. If you watch his old interviews from the 80s, he already had it down! Makes me wonder how much of the character is really just his authentic self. Probably 90 percent! Of course there are moments like the infamous Sonic Youth interview…ah man can you imagine dating him, he'd always have awesome stories to tell! It's really inspiring how secure he is being himself. What an amazing human.
There are no bad things to say about this man!!

No. 173705

who is this?

No. 173707

File: 1614660951120.png (618.9 KB, 403x601, Screenshot_2021-03-01 BOB.png)

Bob from Twin Peaks. DO NOT look up anything about him or the plot, just watch it as spoiler free as possible for the full effect. It's a 90s masterpiece cult classic directed by David Lynch. Watch Fire Walk with Me (the movie) after.

No. 173716

bernie is sexy as fuck you're not alone

No. 173788

I want to give him a good time

No. 173842

Wtf he looks like asian jared kushner

No. 173882

Trevor moran??

No. 173899

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He cute

No. 173900

Seek help

No. 173905

He's a Korean-American plastic surgeon and I find him adorable. I can see the Jared Kushner resemblance lol

No. 173906

File: 1614782799736.jpg (57.25 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (1).jpg)

i think he was cute before he got super fat

No. 173907

not this again

No. 173915

Nonny don't let these ugly bitches bully you. He's attractive because sometimes he's funny and he does have really nice eyes. I agree.

No. 173924

>sometimes he's funny
The delusion

No. 173926

damn how did he manage to age that hard?

No. 173927

Humor is subjective, but I guess since you only follow top tier comedy, you know better than us peasants right? corny ass.

No. 173929

File: 1614794192850.gif (4.1 MB, 200x195, E4FF311C-A18F-4B44-AE82-CA3B83…)

raise your standards

No. 173947

why does his forehead say "i love cum"? does he love cum?

No. 173986

File: 1614824016159.jpg (285.42 KB, 1617x1080, dsc_8402.jpg)

Can't believe I'm attracted to a bald, manlet politician

No. 174077

Don’t know who this guy is, but aside from being a balding manlet, he’s pretty cute. He has a nice face. In terms of politicans, you could do A LOT worse.

No. 174080

File: 1614890299425.jpeg (116.52 KB, 397x687, A5C53B06-8E28-4997-84A9-15EE99…)

Omg he’s so seggsy

No. 174096

File: 1614899893080.jpg (21.62 KB, 340x453, Qui-Gon_Jinn.jpg)

I want Qui-Gon Jin to fuck me with his light saber

No. 174104

I want that for you and I support your dreams, but the idea of being lightsabered through the pussy made me feel faint, would you mind if he used a fake lightsaber

No. 174116

File: 1614919597503.jpg (202.46 KB, 750x736, 1611937311472.jpg)

>the idea of being lightsabered through the pussy made me feel faint
I fucking wheezed like picrel

No. 174118

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I want darth maul to fuck me with his double ended lightsaber

No. 174123

This is what superior taste looks like.

No. 174128

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This reminds me of some random Reylo porn I saw (obviously drawn by a mood, which is fairly rare) where Kylo was doing Anorectal Violence to Rey while she was masturbating with the lightsaber. I think the saber part was turned outside of her pussy but still made me worry for her safety

Anyway, young Obi Wan, Anakin and Kylo can all get it, sorry for absolute normie tier taste

No. 174154

File: 1614961687158.jpg (25.81 KB, 600x401, the-neon-demon-lg.jpg)

The creepy photographer dude from Neon Demon

No. 174162

>This reminds me of some random Reylo porn I saw (obviously drawn by a mood, which is fairly rare) where Kylo was doing Anorectal Violence to Rey while she was masturbating with the lightsaber. I think the saber part was turned outside of her pussy but still made me worry for her safety
god that porn sounds so unsexy. How the fuck am I supposed to be het when most of the content is so gross/boring/uninteresting….
>obviously drawn by a mood, which is fairly rare
you mean a moid, right? Maybe that's why the idea is so unappealing to me kek

No. 174167

wtf Darth maul is hot

No. 174176

Yep, my phone keeps autocorrecting moid to mood and I rarely notice

Also yeah, it was bad. It was drawn in usual male coomer fashion with super exaggerated proportions and it was just unappealing.

No. 174183

File: 1614990648101.gif (1.43 MB, 436x408, krist.gif)

>tfw people stand on escalators

No. 174192

File: 1614996807062.jpeg (101.79 KB, 1440x1440, CD65CFEA-BDE3-435E-947C-71129F…)

someone please explain to me why I want to fuck Jimmy Pop

No. 174196

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Absolutely caught myself slipping. His cooking videos are addictive and through a sleep deprived haze he started seeming attractive to me but nah, his mannerisms really makes me think he has autism or something he’s so weird especially in his q&as with his cute wife

No. 174198

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I.. yeah. There’s just something about him that even as a kid I would be obsessed with.

No. 174219

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Back on my hockey bullshit thanks to this goofy looking fucker. Call him the workhorse from Whitehorse cause he looks like a horse

No. 174222

Never thought I'd see anyone else admit to this

No. 174223

Omg anon me too I think i had a crush on him but whyyy i think i secretly like nerdy guys or guys with glasses

No. 174225

When he blinks and looks skeptical at 40 seconds…

No. 174226

No. 174228

The videos don't work, but Beetlejuice would get it. No shame.

No. 174233

omg I also had a Beetlejuice phase and I completely forgot about it until I saw this post haha

No. 174253

File: 1615047468731.png (144.58 KB, 299x300, yanderedev22.png)

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No. 174280

Alec baldwin in this movie could get it

No. 174287

File: 1615062524369.gif (998.56 KB, 250x181, 6EEA52AA-2DF4-4543-8F4E-E8BD31…)

I love David Attenborough, his documentaries are so wholesome so I was shocked at how hot he was when he was young

No. 174290

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That should be me…

No. 174293

yanderedev had hair once? shocking

No. 174312

File: 1615067610243.jpg (203 KB, 683x1024, gettyimages-663915-1024x1024.j…)

Edward Furlong used to be cute, especially when he dated Paris Hilton back in the day. Sad how he turned out

No. 174315

File: 1615068415460.jpg (43.77 KB, 634x842, HunterBidenimage.jpg)

Hate that I think this is hot

No. 174320

If the guy took care of his looks and stopped being such an incel he wouldn't have turned out the way he did. Shame

No. 174354

File: 1615091773512.gif (2.33 MB, 448x448, tenor.gif)

Pretend you guys didn't see this, okay?

No. 174355

His eyes are too close together, he would be attractive otherwise.

No. 174361

Anon wtf. Who is that, he looks like he's rotting

No. 174376

File: 1615116035940.jpg (24.77 KB, 640x360, p0109lnr.jpg)

he was a cutie

No. 174391

File: 1615131017524.jpg (80.73 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (3).jpg)

>tfw no tall lanky dutch bf
why fucking LIVE

No. 174393

File: 1615132012809.jpg (1.02 MB, 4000x3000, collage.jpg)

couldnt find a proper picture of him except for fucking wattpad fanfics kekkk but holy shit this dude is so fucking handsome like my jaw literally dropped when i saw the picture on the right

No. 174395

I think that's Trippie Red

No. 174411

I thought this was Jordan Peterson kek

No. 174412

File: 1615140378541.jpg (126.87 KB, 880x850, Screenshot_34.jpg)

My chess prince. He could mate me

No. 174413

Wait, is he actually married or is it just a publicity stunt/trolling?

No. 174414

holy shit, he looked like THAT when he was young?? Brb, I'm watching some documentaries

No. 174416

File: 1615142571582.jpg (114.35 KB, 719x1024, a499ebf2ca237dd85aa2394df4ab0e…)

cute twink

No. 174424

Is that the guy from That's so Raven?

No. 174426

Anon don't be silly, this is definitely a prom picture

No. 174432

No. 174435

>pic unrelated

No. 174436

Dutch guys are weird as fuck. also they are all stoners so yea

No. 174440

File: 1615159047933.png (2.59 MB, 1608x1198, Screen Shot 2021-03-07 at 5.07…)

70's-era Tony Alva. Usually not my type at all. He got cannibalized by the 70s skate and punk scenes and aged horribly, but I'll give him props for surviving it at all with the amount of drugs they were doing. The actor who played him in Lords of Dogtown didn't do it for me at all, so idk

No. 174475

it’s the cock sucking lips for me

No. 174480

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I am only ashamed because I am attracted to his dad characters.

No. 174482

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No. 174503

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No. 174506

No. This is too far even for this thread.

No. 174509

File: 1615205345802.jpg (50.81 KB, 650x400, babish.jpg)

Totally get this because of his dad/professor vibes. For cooking youtubers I nominate Babish. Joshua Weissman is pretty good looking too but his humour is so obnoxious.

No. 174525

I wish you could block anons.

No. 174532

his severe "manly" vocal fry turns me off, and he's a dwarf. he looks and sounds so different in other channels' videos

No. 174533

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No. 174534

Who is this hunk of a man?

No. 174538

I sincerely hope that, on the behalf of your mental wellbeing and self-esteem, this is really bad bait.

No. 174543

A tranny that got posted in the Reddit hate thread. He posted this so called outfit in some female fashion subreddit and people complimented him for it

No. 174544

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I thought this was Taylor's husband at first kek

No. 174546

File: 1615223507894.jpg (114.65 KB, 850x686, blixa.jpg)

anons he was so cute

No. 174547

File: 1615224997199.jpg (54.66 KB, 402x406, tumblr_inline_p8uh3m3Kgh1tkl0h…)

Rip young pretty blixa

No. 174552

File: 1615226228852.jpg (76.62 KB, 749x451, playthatbassonmypussy.JPG)

Thundercat. His bass skills make me wet and he's also a massive nerd. I dig it so hard.

No. 174572

File: 1615231921877.jpg (28.2 KB, 407x602, ahaha.jpg)

I would like to fuck this schizophrenic fuckhead

No. 174580

He was hot and is still pretty damn stylish for an old man now ngl. Also, great hair.

No. 174670

File: 1615305286113.jpg (169.87 KB, 1410x1600, c8b8ba5f31012affee3d7dae3f2f4f…)

whatever happened to Luke Wilson? he was such a cutie. he looks like a lil puppy

No. 174677

File: 1615307554192.jpg (110.41 KB, 827x819, 45676907.jpg)

I'm ashamed of how horny I just got from this pic

No. 174679

hot, who is this

No. 174681

I will always both hate and love that he kinda looks like my ex

No. 174686

idubbbz but he's not actually as hot as he looks here

No. 174687


ntayrt but I think it's Idubbbz

No. 174690

i'm killing myself. thanks though

No. 174724

he's still too good for anisa

No. 174816

File: 1615407648871.jpeg (138.91 KB, 441x300, 44B8734C-5897-4F2D-8893-F06CF5…)

that weird narcissist br*tish fag from the book club

kind of ugly but kind of hot now that he shaved his head

No. 174833

Anon,how could you forget the shoe-fucking?

No. 174862

You wouldn't happen to be into Louis Garrel, would you ?

No. 174899

File: 1615475355185.jpg (174.64 KB, 535x450, 20210311_155748.jpg)

I just want to dig my nails into those tits, that's all.

No. 174900

what is this from?

No. 174903

Enter the dragon.
It's a boring scrote slapfight fantasy, but it's worth watching for the 10 minutes of screentime those tits got.

No. 174909

who is this guy again i recognise is face

No. 174968

File: 1615520817659.jpg (110.28 KB, 400x601, 1453723290999.jpg)

No. 174969

I swear Jimmy is in almost every one of these threads.

No. 174971

File: 1615524269567.jpeg (333.61 KB, 1804x2399, 0E960A8A-2E03-426E-84A2-7ED30B…)

It just works

No. 174972

File: 1615526966070.jpeg (18.09 KB, 506x297, tod.jpeg)

me too anon

No. 174973

Nta but I think his channel is called the book club and his name is quentin or something like that

No. 174978

He is hot… when you erase his entire being and just focus on looks.

No. 174979

File: 1615538298332.jpeg (428.48 KB, 1326x1989, CEF81E9C-CCF4-4499-B7FA-4CD614…)

I want to kill myself because I get very intrusive thoughts when the news is talking about the allegations against him. Unfortunately older and fucking Goomba are my types so it’s been haunting me that this crypt keeper turns me on despite there being like a 42 year age gap kek

No. 174981

there are better ugly old narcissists anon

No. 174984

anon he looks like a California raisin gijinka, please love yourself

No. 174989

>California raisin gijinka

No. 174990

Oh my, anon, this is sad

No. 174995

googled him and at first glance i thought that he looked good but then i continued to look at him and was like nah
why this specific dude tho anon

No. 174996

samefag but i might have changed my opinon he kind of does look good damn
anon you might be onto something

No. 175015

File: 1615562130276.jpg (161.62 KB, 1093x1498, zm674tor82c41.jpg)

I want to be his gf

No. 175081

File: 1615615358316.jpg (36.68 KB, 480x720, b765457be19f03cd8320f8a1bce45f…)

Posting him here just because he's super gay (I do think he's conventionally attractive?) but I'm watching Schitt's Creek and I find him really cute.

No. 175082

100% gaming husbando, but is he really considered unconventally attractive? Or is it because of who he is/his job?

No. 175091

File: 1615624306526.jpeg (85.57 KB, 600x493, 22.jpeg)

he's cute

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No. 175113

I mean, his whole “YES I WAS IN THE CHESS CLUB” quote automatically puts him here tbh

No. 175138

File: 1615654622475.jpeg (36.08 KB, 774x386, 7034A651-B256-40BD-BEF5-4AFCCE…)

I think he was cute in the past, but looks worse now

No. 175148

My mom always goes on about how attractive he is, lol

No. 175179

File: 1615668931039.jpg (57.59 KB, 633x628, 20210225-022750.jpg)

the tiny penis and masochism and mommy issues are such a turn on, fuck i want to bully him and peg his ass so bad anons

No. 175180

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No. 175181

File: 1615669340974.png (644.63 KB, 500x532, 8F8DB9AC-F1E5-4439-BE76-356044…)

Jimmy is such a fucking weirdo and I love him for it
mindless please come back im recollecting my scene phase

No. 175182

Is that the guy from The Big Bang Theory?

No. 175184

File: 1615669866232.jpg (18.82 KB, 300x300, john-stossel-19470306-allfamou…)

I used to watch 2020 with my mom when I was younger and I was always attracted to John stossel lmao even as a tween

No. 175185

File: 1615670049688.jpg (1.05 MB, 2283x3000, 0152601.jpg)

lol he kind of looks that way but no, it's Daniel Levy. Eugene Levy's son, they are really similar.

No. 175191

Holy shit, he looks like THAT now? Or is he in some sort of costume in that gif? I used to have a crush on him like 18 years ago

No. 175193

I'm the original anon who posted him. The anon you replied to was just meme'ing. The guy I posted is Trippie Redd like >>174395 said. Coincidentally though, both him and the guy from That's So Raven are rappers.

No. 175197

File: 1615675196745.png (3.99 MB, 1334x750, E0A627BF-F0F1-47CD-AEAB-AA2CEF…)

There’s just something about him and his bother that is kind of adorable

No. 175198

File: 1615675607464.png (2.23 MB, 1870x666, chat.png)

I guess he's sorta handsome from some angles, but it's incredible how disproportionate his neck is. I just want to try to wrap my arms around it!

No. 175199

if philosophytube wasn't a faggot and compensated with roids

No. 175200

he looks like a thumb

No. 175201

File: 1615676219701.jpg (298.13 KB, 2048x1536, neck chat.jpg)

yes, a thumb I would love and cherish despite how ridiculous he looks

No. 175208

File: 1615682890607.jpeg (37.54 KB, 700x559, 990.jpeg)

i think he's still cute

No. 175210

File: 1615683684127.jpg (64.75 KB, 533x800, yJ1BWu6.jpg)

He followed me back on insta

No. 175218

Might want to turn to the model Mosh to ask how her Instagram relationship with him went kek

No. 175226

he does the gay squint which is a shame. someone has to tell gay men that you can't smize 24/7.

No. 175242

…did he pluck his eyebrows to make them look more arched?

No. 175244

File: 1615718604344.gif (4.7 MB, 480x270, giphy.gif)

i love him anons

No. 175245

I think this is the third time im responding to a Michael Gira post in agreement in these threads, and I dont see anyone else doing so, so it might just be one anon. Anon, Mike is hot but goddamn, love yourself just a little more.

No. 175247

he got an eyebrow lift for some reason

No. 175249

File: 1615722146784.jpg (77.04 KB, 628x628, 20200628_193559.jpg)

kek this is the first time ive posted him, i didn't think anyone else would think he's cute

this prompted me to look thru the previous thread though and if the anon who likes jim is still out there you're not alone i'm unhealthily obsessed with him god he's adorable

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No. 175268

i used to like him a lot but then he became really insufferable for some reason. I guess all film majors are tbh

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No. 175284

File: 1615747608607.png (222.01 KB, 316x315, davidtennant.PNG)

He looks like some odd blonde version of David Tennant. I appreciate his sideburns, tho.

No. 175286

Can fictional people be posted here?

No. 175290

File: 1615755094802.jpeg (869.41 KB, 1920x1080, AC5B1336-88B2-4829-A169-7F37C9…)

tennant is the only fuckable dr. who dude to me, and I find him hot even when he's playing a vile character like killgrave

deep sigh

No. 175300

File: 1615759834492.jpg (618.12 KB, 2048x2762, Daniel-Kaluuya.jpg)

I don't know why I'm attracted to him, I'm not usually attracted to black guys but holy fuck I would suck his dick dry

No. 175303

File: 1615761217414.jpg (26.4 KB, 500x375, 6C7655051-hbb.fit-760w.jpg)

I want sugar bear to motorboat my pussy

No. 175312

Iconic daddy mustache
>Would fuck John harder than the government.

No. 175322

File: 1615773996171.gif (588.31 KB, 354x225, d5020b88f0377bde835890a62efc13…)

What a clowny clown clown…like Mr Farr

No. 175324

lol i posted him a while ago because i love his music. i also appreciate him for being an OG industrial artist and not getting involved in the stupid ass england’s hidden reverse mystic shite (him and marc almond did some stuff for a great coil album tho) and became a composer for venture bros instead lol. reminds me that danny elfman and mark mothersbaugh went down that path too, it seems to be fairly common

No. 175331

TY for the explanation anon!

No. 175333

File: 1615781890657.jpg (39.69 KB, 960x540, 072417kushner1_960x540.jpg)

he's such a smooth looking bitch, I cannot imagine him being anything but submissive in the bedroom

No. 175339

File: 1615789698709.png (147.12 KB, 250x375, 20100312_jaybaruchel-silo_250x…)

For me it's Jay. Ugly weird ass Canadian. He has no chin (look at his profile pictures) and is balding so quickly. I want him to kiss me and cuddle while watching hockey together. I was really upset when I found out he got married for some reason.

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No. 175352

File: 1615800719177.jpeg (45.63 KB, 571x533, 33.jpeg)

he's probably gay tbh

No. 175363

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No. 175379

jefree star said nigger, you like racists anon???…

No. 175382

who is jefery tsar?

No. 175395

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No. 175396

Ahhh, the first horseman of the apocalypse. I summon thee, Carrey-anon, Savile-anon. Arise from thy eternal slumber!

No. 175397

Ew fuck off Eggstein

No. 175406

But how does a dick manage to look like an egg, i do not understand

No. 175411

Great taste, nonnie

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No. 175418

File: 1615863991331.jpeg (69.7 KB, 828x660, 9F2CEA6F-3793-4869-A4F8-73E554…)

you rang?
I actively snorted at 3am when I made this giraffe necked monstrosity

No. 175420

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No. 175422

Aside from being a sociopathic pedo, his lips reminds me of Voldemort.

No. 175439

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No. 175451

File: 1615893631689.jpg (13.82 KB, 300x300, jgthirlwell.jpg)

i posted him in the last thread too anons, i'm so deeply in love with him, really sad how lydia treated him while they were together

No. 175464

File: 1615900825335.jpeg (670.72 KB, 2560x1707, 8294706C-65D4-4445-8B60-03699B…)

I’m sorry, so sorry!

No. 175466

>really sad how lydia treated him while they were together
can you elaborate please? I googled, but didn't find any receipts

No. 175469

My mum is also obsessed with shia, i don't see it at all though???? he looks incredibly average

No. 175479

File: 1615909963293.jpg (168.01 KB, 1280x1280, 1280px-Eric_Rosen.jpg)

He's so ugly yet so adorable

No. 175484

File: 1615911852857.jpg (113.95 KB, 554x844, Screenshot_5.jpg)

We're both sinners, anon

No. 175524

she wrote about their relationship in her memoir. take this with a grain of salt, since it is lydia we're talking about, but apparently she'd regularly manipulate him, cheat on him and during one instance date raped him too

No. 175531

File: 1615930629973.jpg (194.3 KB, 728x1089, jonpertwee.jpg)

For me it's this dude. FUCK his series was so fucking boring (except the premiere episode, that was funny) but he was such a cool guy. No other Doctor had a damn snake tattoo. Plus Jon himself was an amazing man, he worked for Naval Intelligence doing all sorts of cool espionage training. He even worked with Ian Fleming.

No. 175533

this was made by a dude

No. 175536

File: 1615934572485.jpg (77.92 KB, 1600x900, image.jpg)

No. 175538

File: 1615935554339.jpg (73.63 KB, 728x1092, c0cca759ef8975777e7e310f2c5157…)

Ugh kill me

No. 175539

Being serious, a botched circumcision most likely caused it

No. 175541

i thought that was jimmy saville

No. 175556

i’m always amazed at the amount of prominent men within the nyc scene she fucked (even tho she was kinda dumpy looking), like gira, cave and thurston (also all mentioned in this thread)

No. 175573

File: 1615964194225.jpeg (785.08 KB, 1731x2565, 3B30316D-BCEB-4DFF-8936-D6760B…)

Luckily for you anons I also decided to watch some of his older documentaries and I got these color footage screenshots of him with a capybara

No. 175582

yeah, you'd be hard pressed to find someone from that scene she didn't fuck, and she was with jim for about 9-10 years I think

No. 175601

after wathcing that video i thought: i'm sure some anon will post him in this thread

No. 175713

File: 1616045114782.jpg (17.81 KB, 292x400, 54fb90a5a8e1891aaac94e7da1a270…)

young gavin rossdale

ashamed bc he cheated on gwen or at least thats what I heard

No. 175714

Cheated on Gwen with the knock-off Gwen nanny and had a kid that he didn't even know about until she was like 20 (he was cute tho)

No. 175747

same kek. so used to seeing him on here

No. 175807

File: 1616105156012.png (638.05 KB, 737x490, SEX.PNG)

I want to ride Sean Lock

No. 175808

let’s do it together sis

No. 175811

File: 1616107170871.jpg (627.39 KB, 1280x720, MV5BZDIzZjNkOWMtMjIxNi00YzMxLT…)

twink from Reanimator

No. 175812

Girls supporting girls <3

No. 175813

He was on Star Trek, too, lol

No. 175843

i still have ptsd from the person who said they wanted to dom jesus.

No. 175844

I'm starting to hate that I'm slowly agreeing with one of my friends that Seth isn't bad looking even though something about his stoner persona continues to vaguely annoy me

No. 175858

File: 1616141883087.jpeg (2.74 MB, 3500x2330, 2B17706E-AD2E-4A19-B4B5-00EBE4…)

He’s a sexy super villian. He’s so attractive, like at any age.

No. 175864

No. 175868

gira anon here, she never fucked him, but he once said she had a nice ass. i know jim said when he still lived in melbourne he would jerk off to pictures of her, which always struck me as bizarre because she isn't that good looking to me, and i don't have insane high standards or anything.
the specific memoir is paradoxia- if anyone wants receipts i can post the excerpts lol

No. 175872

Please post the receipts! I am genuinely shocked

No. 175877

File: 1616172218019.jpeg (790.32 KB, 2000x1270, 67D9DD1D-A215-458A-BA01-9F0622…)


No. 175889

File: 1616175699142.jpg (1.06 MB, 1080x1297, 20210319_165425.jpg)

well as the other anon said, take this with a grain of salt because lydia does tend to dramatise things and i haven't read the rest of the memoir so i don't know if she's just exaggerating to be edgy

No. 175911

he's very underrated imo

No. 175920

I was on the fence until he started doing ceramics, now I'm into it

No. 175928

File: 1616205131569.jpeg (246.03 KB, 1600x900, 908158E0-6E70-4D37-AF2E-4783BF…)

His face has gotten really puffy in the last few years

No. 175929

For some reason, to me he looks like a guy who doesn’t wipe his as all the way and just has dirty swamp ass all day. I’ve never been able to look past that.

No. 175953

He's a complete cunt on Twitter. A grown man who gets into Twitter slapfights is not deserving of attention.

No. 175957

File: 1616226780665.jpeg (158.04 KB, 1440x1429, 076B1750-7B24-4DA4-A84A-07E416…)

Stuhlberg anons, I know you’re in here. I watched shape of water for the first time last night and I think I was more into him in this role even more than rothstein. It’s the Russian, I think

No. 175960

when he's getting into slap fights with shitheads like ted cruz it's fucking funny, maybe I just have a manchild problem. also he makes silly vases and posts them to twitter too, it's not all dumb shitflinging

No. 175963

File: 1616234764471.jpg (90.64 KB, 1024x576, download.jpg)

Anon, that's his aging double, he has at least 3 doubles.
1 is square faced.
2 is round faced, you see him in this photo.
3 one is masculine faced, he's used to photoshoots.

The real Putin has long rectangular face with low sagging goose skin. It's a subject of lots of speculations about him.
>Why his pets don't recognize him?
>Why he no longer speaks foreign languages?
>Why divorcing his wife so suddenly?

No. 175964

I hope she's just dramatising when she says she's the partial reason for his later addictions in life. poor jim

No. 175965

the fuck

No. 175966

Anon, stop hanging out on conspiracy sites. The man had Botox and fillers, that's all

No. 175967

Nyart, but everytime he shows up on some event or live translation, he looks different and it was like that for few years now.

No. 175968

From this article:

>Patricia Wexler, a New York plastic surgeon, told W in August of this year that she believes Putin has had Botox, fillers, an eye lift and a fat draft, which would have done away with the sunkenness in his eye sockets that began to appear in the early 2000s. The injectable fillers act as a way to combat the gauntness men can get in their faces as they age—the thing that makes them look like they’re constantly sucking on a lemon. In theory, Putin might struggle more than most to fight off the lemon-sucking look as he gets older. With his strict fitness and health regimen—hours of swimming and allegedly no booze—he wouldn’t be able to stall the hollowing-out effect as readily as he aged. Fillers give him the freedom to stay fit without the risk of losing that youthful roundness in his face.

>Michelle Villett, founder of all-time great plastic surgery transformation and beauty routine website BeautyEditor.ca, goes even further on the subject of Putin’s probable cheek fillers, ones that seemed to emerge right before the 2014 Sochi Olympics and after divorcing Lyudmila Ocheretnaya, his wife of thirty years. “Dude. These even beat out Megan Fox's cheek fillers, which I thought were completely whacko,” she writes in an entry on BeautyEditor.ca from 2014. “Not only did he use a crazy, unnecessary amount of filler, but it's also sitting in this big horizontal mass. There's a distinct and obvious drop-off in plumpness under the eyes. Is it because they're actual cheek implants and not hyaluronic acid (which dissolves over time)? Either way, you'd think the president of Russia could afford a better doc.”

No. 175969

When was the real one last seen? All I see is the happy moon face

No. 175970

Stop looking at the face and start looking at the ears

No. 176021

He was always an unfunny obnoxious neckbeard even before the twitter slapfights. I hate how he gets shoved in so many """comedy""" movies.

No. 176025

File: 1616265486738.jpg (54.4 KB, 494x600, 01_49.jpg)

I love him and he's not a villain imo

No. 176040

File: 1616277265827.jpeg (Spoiler Image,118.72 KB, 1004x871, AEA9C878-16E4-45C9-89AE-B7540B…)

spoilering because gross and embarrassing. I think I’ve sperged out about him in other male attraction threads, but I think mike stoklasa was so hot in his early twenties. He has aged like absolute shit though, he looks like he’s over 50 now.

No. 176041

KEK at people who believe this. This is hilarious I love it

No. 176042

This is almost on the level of people claiming epstein used a body double to "fake his suicide" tbh

No. 176047

File: 1616285106347.jpeg (70.17 KB, 311x202, F833B089-1C6E-4BB3-80BB-C3ACC8…)

ralphthemoviemaker’s brother is so cute

No. 176108

File: 1616352556438.png (920.1 KB, 1024x576, tommy-cash-20-0322.png)

No. 176109

FUCK i kinda like his music and had a chance to see him two summers ago but missed the opportunity. He looks like an estonian guy who hit on me when i was underage. Pretty sure he's okay though

No. 176134

File: 1616366459228.jpg (70.65 KB, 800x534, DSC_0470.jpg)

I love him and you can make fun of me if you want but I like it best when he had this stupid hairstyle

No. 176191

anon no judgement but i just find it so fucking funny that this totally obscure random boy has gained the affection of some anon online and doesnt even know it. the almost candid screenshot makes it even funnier

No. 176213

File: 1616450139020.jpg (52.47 KB, 720x690, 9909385a2df7859352056f0a341a80…)

this manlet is cute idc

No. 176244

File: 1616481108306.jpeg (114.79 KB, 702x747, 2FDAFBCD-5EE8-445C-AC7A-727B6E…)

Same, anon, I love him. Where to find cute bf like George ahh

No. 176245

Never seen this dude before, watched an interview and gosh he's so soft spoken.. 10/10

No. 176246

Gorgeous face, definitely wouldn't consider him unconventional. Are we dunking on manlets this hard?

No. 176248

people hate on the whole group but he honestly just seems super sweet and is cute too

No. 176249

>You must be over the age of 18 to post here

No. 176251

He's 24

No. 176252

Kinda cute for a youtuber, average for real life. Too bad MCYT is complete cringe as is the fanbase.

No. 176257

His relationship with his brother ralph is so cute, they look really similar too but he has longer chin

No. 176258

The average white boys where I live definitely do not look this cute

No. 176259

File: 1616491035169.jpg (55.68 KB, 800x450, kero.jpg)

there's an alternate universe where he isn't a degenerate animal fucker/killer.

No. 176261

He looks like a non cute version of Brian Wilson

No. 176264

File: 1616493496232.jpg (66.7 KB, 500x646, hjh.jpg)

Honestly, he looks nothing at all like Brian other than the fact that they're both fat. Plus that guy looks like he smells.

No. 176278

the people posting about minecraft youtubers are teenagers, retard

No. 176282

hes a minecraft youtuber
I am that's why I'm posting in the unconventional thread

No. 176335

File: 1616536973112.jpg (77.79 KB, 827x550, lewis_the_gift_of_promise_131.…)

watching season three of marcella and this guy makes a couple of appearances. not much info about him online just his name, mark aiken. to me he has a bit of an older joaquin phoenix look about him. old enough to be my dad for sure but I would…

No. 176339

File: 1616538802310.jpeg (105.68 KB, 553x741, 50D1A885-3546-4C55-82A9-F77B1D…)

I know he’s gotten kinda busted lately but damn if I don’t want ag cook to be my lanky awkward genius bf

No. 176341

File: 1616539376840.jpg (216.42 KB, 1000x1000, aa.jpg)

Austin Anderson of Slow Hollows

I'm not usually into scrawny guys but he has a magnetic stage presence

No. 176344

some anon from a couple of threads ago posted him, he's cute when he's playing a bastard

No. 176365

File: 1616556024039.jpg (55.78 KB, 400x600, SDW-001290-Jemaine-Clement-400…)

No. 176371

I'd honestly think Jemaine is cute if he didn't look a bit too much like my dad when he was younger lol

No. 176372

So sad slow hollows isn't a thing anymore. I'm glad i got to see them right before the pandemic

No. 176378

omfg i am OBSESSED with alex god he’s so fucking cute but i cry bc he’s clearly gay but fuck he’s perfect jesus

No. 176414

File: 1616609799889.jpg (83.46 KB, 1200x800, Jacob Black.jpg)

He's so darn cute. I miss him so much, bros

No. 176418

File: 1616613826281.jpg (27.41 KB, 618x412, pointless.jpg)

I'd shag them both

No. 176420

File: 1616614548977.jpeg (749.75 KB, 2000x2874, C3052EC8-45FE-4C5D-B85D-AD4631…)


No. 176421

I want Richard

No. 176422

And Brian had way more talent than any furry could ever hope to achieve.

No. 176437

File: 1616621474520.gif (361.34 KB, 200x200, fjkdsfks.gif)

Reece Shearsmith. As himself, in character, dressed as a woman. I don't care. I think he'd be a fun and freaky shag.

No. 176459

I'm a lesbian but Reece dressed as a woman kinda does it for me, very specifically Judee and Stella from LOG

No. 176471

I hadn't heard the news! that is very sad. I got to see them too before the pandemic hit.

No. 176490

Holy shit. Mrs Levinson. 100% agree on that one. Stella too tbh. I like the scenes where he is playing Ross and is bullying Pauline about as well. Oof. He does stern very well.

No. 176584

File: 1616712410880.jpg (924.75 KB, 2243x2160, LOL.jpg)

No. 176588

File: 1616713135214.gif (898.75 KB, 200x200, tumblr_mcd59trSWo1rs8ir7o4_r1_…)

Yesss. and I agree he looks great in the girly gear

No. 176596

File: 1616718231386.jpeg (50.93 KB, 360x450, 73DF0259-3DC8-4A38-B7C6-0E0ABD…)

Anyone else into Steven seagal?

No. 176609

File: 1616731018055.gif (1.48 MB, 500x270, d70.gif)

i posted him before but i'm thirsting again… gene wilder, specifically as wonka, gotdamn

No. 176641

File: 1616760674278.jpg (66.11 KB, 942x604, manson.jpg)

The author of 'The subtle art of not giving a fuck'

No. 176643

Love yourself, seriously

No. 176658

looks like onion scrote

No. 176676

No. 176686

he was such a cutie. he had kind eyes

No. 176712

lol next time I turn on my tv and pointless is on, I know this comment will pop into my head

No. 176730

File: 1616791539121.gif (476.62 KB, 500x250, tumblr_00e846a8e8b5c992cda2e51…)

Ross is such a bastard and I love him for it. Secretly jealous of Pauline when she goes to his flat.

No. 176767

Sis, please love yourself

No. 176778

File: 1616832335840.jpg (49.09 KB, 900x600, bacon.jpg)

I have never met, seen, or imagined a man that turns me on as viscerally, carnally, and thoroughly as Kevin Bacon and literally all of my friends think he's fugly and I'm weird.

I'm such a fucking simp for him. He's never looked not fuckable.

No. 176780

File: 1616833146465.png (1.95 MB, 940x907, chills.PNG)

Cuckton Reviews will pay for making a 40-minute video needlessly mocking my Native foot lettuce man.

No. 176784

He has such a FAS face. Looks like someone has kicked his nose up his face and it's stretched out his philtrum. Glad he makes you happy though anon. He's all yours.

No. 176792

File: 1616848953458.jpg (57.98 KB, 801x618, Screenshot_8.jpg)

Youtuber Call Me Kevin. I love how silly he is

No. 176793

File: 1616849316870.gif (551.09 KB, 500x306, cb8058237069e31b9bde1c44784d69…)

I did see Footloose for the first time a couple weeks ago and I can kinda understand kek.

No. 176807

Seconded. I actually like some of his music, he’s cute in a weird way

No. 176810

cute, I'd consider him conventionally attractive (but I'm biased bc I love gingers in general)

No. 176814

File: 1616863108904.gif (499.56 KB, 500x271, hH2q1ZV.gif)

Blazing Saddles was my Gene awakening

No. 176820

File: 1616874823878.jpg (170.23 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (10).jpg)

that tinfoil archeologist from youtube

No. 176827

Better Sepe

No. 176835

File: 1616880345581.jpeg (81.65 KB, 1080x720, 0E35A8B1-284B-41CD-B533-CDF403…)

i’d never thought someday that i would be attracted to a bald, gay crossdresser, but here we are. would fuck him in drag too

No. 176840

File: 1616882125653.jpeg (100.14 KB, 960x960, CBF2E1F4-057E-419C-9A9C-438EA2…)

lmao same. The other Brian(Katya) can get it

No. 176848

he looks cute post a link

No. 176852

NTA,but here's a good one, lol.

No. 176878

File: 1616898266871.jpeg (20.88 KB, 149x149, 248680731.jpeg)

>show me your DNA test results

No. 176889

He's aight in Footloose but tbh it was Hollow Man that kickstarted it when I was like 13 (I don't like thinking about what that says about me)

Peak Kevin is RIPD or Mystic River but he's fine as fuck in Patriots Day and Frost/Nixon. Something about middle age Kevin just makes me come undone

His music is also pretty good

No. 176890

File: 1616902714738.jpeg (38.43 KB, 399x399, C21DB1B1-B6F3-4B50-AC54-7D5427…)

He was talking on stream about how he used to take his entire PC Rig into the bathroom just to take a shit and I fell in love.

He doesn’t do much for me in street clothes but I am very attracted to Katya in drag.

No. 176892

File: 1616903942044.png (329.97 KB, 443x464, 1DD1J8R.png)

this fucking guy and his smug-ass aura. i can overlook the hairstyle, i'm in love

No. 176898

Who is this?

No. 176924

This boy is beautiful, not unconventional

No. 176957

File: 1616962610163.jpeg (836.74 KB, 1125x1088, 1615508789548.jpeg)

No. 176959

get help

No. 176964

anon explain yourself at least. i'm begging you

No. 176968

File: 1616969127377.gif (2.96 MB, 500x210, 5603ACDA-2A50-43CF-B1A5-117A5E…)

I see you’re a woman of culture.
Disgusting and evil fucking bastards is my jam.

No. 176981

Anon, please follow these steps:
>turn computer off
>turn phone off
>walk out of room
>walk out of house
>go to a place with grass
>touch it
>think about all the many things that made you think this atrocity is of your interest
>lay on grass and let the earth reclaim you

No. 176985

File: 1616979757652.jpg (104.46 KB, 500x669, tumblr_m9qzannSzr1qio71mo1_500…)

He should keep his blond hair and his body shape.

No. 176993

File: 1616985835194.jpeg (1.28 MB, 2048x1119, 019C741D-F4D2-4216-A375-F6395E…)

No. 176994

File: 1616986918589.jpg (147.1 KB, 1920x1080, 1551391998953.jpg)

I want to hate fuck him into submission because I know his wife ain't giving him any kek

No. 176998

File: 1616989940543.png (139.94 KB, 289x233, LhuUYjF.png)

Marshall Vandruff, from his 1994 lectures on perspective drawing

No. 177005

File: 1616996749461.jpg (55.9 KB, 1200x628, DaBabyBlu.jpg)

I want this man to absolutely tear my body up.

No. 177010

Anon, I hate to break it to you but he’s not keeping the hair or the body type.

No. 177013

Shhhh… let time traveling anon live her fantasy

No. 177043

File: 1617028386743.jpg (58.45 KB, 960x600, p.jpg)

No. 177044

No. 177049

The ideal man

No. 177061

I audibly laughed at this

No. 177062

File: 1617039043577.jpeg (11.64 KB, 340x397, images - 2021-03-30T013052.506…)

What a fucking pyscho

Same here

No. 177063

The man of my dreams

No. 177079

File: 1617045501015.jpeg (166.23 KB, 551x800, F2107B77-2794-4D5E-99B6-E80D05…)

It’s embarrassing to admit this, but I think the Russian slap god Vasili Kamotski is adorable. I wanna give him the biggest hug

No. 177082

Awe adorable

No. 177089

You're not alone anon, there's definitely something cute about him. I've been thinking about posting him in this thread but you beat me to it.

No. 177093

File: 1617051390585.jpeg (1.87 MB, 1587x1596, A6E73471-854C-4330-8ABF-62CF34…)

Haha I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks so

No. 177094

File: 1617051635208.jpeg (36.21 KB, 600x300, 826199B9-934A-4040-ADEC-A652CA…)

I wanna fuck Satan
I wanna FUCK Satan

No. 177114

File: 1617074901833.jpg (192.09 KB, 1091x1200, EHPChtOWkAAqeFB.jpg)

I found this guy in like 2019 when Onision was in his prime and he did a review on shitty book. His vids are so corny but in a really charming 2012 Youtube way. I could listen to him rant about bad writing for hours

No. 177115

his shitty book*
I love this nerdy fuck so much

No. 177118

File: 1617079500552.jpg (129.67 KB, 1920x1080, 1552558201649.jpg)


he's tall and he seems so full of himself

No. 177133

File: 1617088213137.jpg (25.45 KB, 500x403, a9a78f144ccf2987599ca997e2dc01…)

I'd suck the soul out of harold lloyds cock idc anymore

No. 177134

I’ve watched this video so many times god, it’s like asmr to me, he’s so cute fuck
>tfw no graverobbing early 90’s goth italian bf
Why even live bros??

No. 177137

Quality taste, anon. So many silent actors were inexplicably hot and he was top dog.

No. 177139

he looks and talks more like a punk indian schizo

No. 177140

Yeah, i thought he was indian but people in the comments were saying he is italian?? idk but he’s fucking cute as fuck, why do ppl like this not exist anymore ugh

No. 177164

File: 1617121365001.jpeg (134.96 KB, 1200x800, A6BED7C4-D610-4556-B9F1-B408F4…)

I’m starting to feel a certain way about alex Jones and I’m ashamed. I feel like he would be crazy in bed (crazy good or crazy bad I don’t know) but afterwards I could just lay on his hairy chest and hear about conspiracy nonsense as he holds me with his huge bear like arms

No. 177168

no no no no no no no

anon I think he broke the ribs of someone who was working for him and he randomly beats people up
legit crazy

No. 177169

File: 1617124235333.gif (52.33 KB, 381x200, 200_s.gif)

I got to meet him once at a book signing. He had very soft hands, but I want to go back in time and strangle myself for being such an autistic retard around him. I didn't know until very recently that he had a fucked-up childhood and adolescence.

No. 177170

File: 1617124667228.jpg (14.28 KB, 474x408, skfjg.jpg)

Yeah, one of the best parts of his videos is the kind of corniness I cringe at with nostalgia now (but also the kind that would probably give dumb young me a bunch of laughs).

I thought Hillenburg was still kind of cute with the extra weight. But I have no taste, so you be the judge of that.
Also god I'd suck the soul out of young-ish Clancy Brown's dick.

Aw, don't blame yourself anon, I bet thousands of people acted just the way you did around him. It probably flattered him to some extent.

No. 177172

Pretty sure this is the same anon who posted Jason Womack lmao

No. 177173

is that not him?

No. 177181

I don't know what kind of attraction it is but I just want to hold him and be held by him and look in his eyes and laugh and cry with him

why is gene wilder like the most comforting and enchanting human I can think of

No. 177191

File: 1617138921820.jpeg (53.59 KB, 1280x720, 0F7A260A-74ED-4330-B1D2-CED714…)

I’d fuck old Clancy Brown. Detroit sucked but Hank was moe.

No. 177204

File: 1617145504220.jpeg (103.71 KB, 613x380, 09D87553-9245-4DE9-885F-F0F50F…)

I just binged man down and started taskmaster without remembering he was also in the new series, help me

No. 177207

Factually the one man lesbians cannot refuse

No. 177230

oof anon. I don't like facial hair, but he's an exception. You just reminded me how much I fancied the shit out of him in Man Down. I loved his straight laced, uptight personality. Might have to watch the new Taskmaster series now.

No. 177234

File: 1617163343571.jpeg (58.7 KB, 401x512, 960E1E64-FD74-4A82-ADEF-A83A3B…)

I want his communist hands all over me

No. 177241

File: 1617168369679.jpeg (54.99 KB, 568x473, E81B4938-9729-4F6A-AB87-6B97B9…)

I just wanna do it one time, I just wanna find out

No. 177248

File: 1617173083851.jpeg (421.53 KB, 1200x1200, 787BC795-4970-44FE-9E8B-066A09…)

Forgive me

No. 177259

File: 1617180134051.jpg (211.29 KB, 1920x1080, Red-Bull-Energy-Drink-Enjoyed-…)

i wouldn't fuck him or even touch him but i think he's very pretty

No. 177263

love yourself please, he looks like a team america world police puppet

No. 177266

Mao famously never brushed his teeth.

No. 177271

File: 1617189042183.jpg (95.39 KB, 774x311, Screenshot_1.jpg)

I googled this and omg ewwwwww

No. 177273

I just wanna mess with his man down caharcter! He is very cute in the new series, surprised he gets even quite a few compliments from based taskmaster

No. 177278

File: 1617193540259.jpeg (171.1 KB, 693x907, 78C40559-2B64-40AA-B8C3-1C4C1F…)

Tywin was such a daddy

No. 177305

More like granddaddy

No. 177313

File: 1617205552034.png (1.56 MB, 1183x799, screen-shot-2018-04-06-at-10-4…)

Ezra Miller, but in We Need to Talk About Kevin, specifically. I like him as he also looks like Joji. Idk if he fits here though.

No. 177315

He looked attractive in that movie for sure, but jesus, he is such a horrible person. Not even the fact how he tries to pander to become Harry Styles 2.0, there also were videos where he would be rude as hell to people or even violent, few years back.

No. 177322

Anon, he looks like Butthead

No. 177354

He only looked good as Kevin. He's ugly AF nowadays. Sad but fitting his ugly personality!

No. 177359

He looked absolutely awful in both Fantastic Beasts, he and Jared Leto are both gross and I’m sick of seeing both their ugly mugs everywhere. Add timothee ratface to the list too.

No. 177369

File: 1617228170077.png (8.37 MB, 1242x2208, 05F3BF30-22C8-4D36-B874-C42620…)

Richard Madden… he is the definition of “movie magic” because on screen they somehow make him look so fine but I’m reality he looks like a caveman. He’s not aging well at all so I would hit it now before the wall hits him even harder.

No. 177376

File: 1617230764368.jpg (264.33 KB, 1920x1080, ale2.jpg)

jean reno was so hot in the early 90s

No. 177385

Even when he looked like this (a real life angel) I was always violently turned off by his voice. And nowadays, he won't accept that he looks bad in lipstick. A lost cause

No. 177392

File: 1617240423106.jpeg (52.72 KB, 500x576, B33489D9-8125-465A-8018-A4454F…)

why is his face so interesting looking

No. 177406

File: 1617256337942.jpg (91.01 KB, 300x400, fdfss.jpg)

Yes anon. He was amazing looking back then. I love his nose.

No. 177409

Kek did you want to fuck him in lost

Agreed, his nose is top tier

No. 177410

File: 1617258125500.jpeg (57.36 KB, 608x450, AC1774CF-32C1-45DC-9B71-FD6057…)

I’m normally not into white boy rappers but Aesop is a qt

No. 177431

10/10 quality post anon

No. 177436

he looks a bit like h3h3 productions >>173899

No. 177494

File: 1617307256422.gif (478.68 KB, 540x304, tumblr_ed33ac257f25ddcd75e64a1…)

Mike from That Chapter (a true crime youtube series) - something about his mannerisms and personality is so cute to me.

No. 177495

File: 1617307336561.jpg (195.52 KB, 1200x797, MV5BYjg1MTFkZjAtOTRhMC00YmVmLT…)

he was weirdly hot as a 11th century knight in the French film "les visiteurs" too

No. 177496

File: 1617308031591.gif (526.58 KB, 245x200, 1DC8DC82-121C-4BED-8A40-BC3BB1…)

Oh god I love him since i was a kid kek

On another note: Adore Delano

No. 177497

He looks like my ex ew

No. 177498


No. 177504

He's not even weirdly hot. Just hot. I would bang him even with that stupid haircut.

No. 177551

File: 1617365466455.jpeg (45.88 KB, 768x432, 3C89AC5B-32F2-4A40-8298-E6ECED…)

I’ve had some very questionable attractions but this is the only one I’m actaully ashamed of. The guy who voices Plankton is oddly attractive and it’s kind of hot thinking about how he would die if he knew a girl like me was into him kek

No. 177634

File: 1617407301103.jpg (12.72 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (3).jpg)

I'm watching Face Off for the first time and holy kek Nic Cage

No. 177635

what kind of a girl are you?

No. 177638

File: 1617408712720.jpg (171.25 KB, 1600x1200, y70v5yq9qmr51.jpg)

i want to have sex with him in drag so bad ever since i saw him in half drag in that one challenge i wonder if drag queens occasionally have heterosexual sex

No. 177639

File: 1617409293106.png (2.47 MB, 1920x1080, Didi Cancerella.png)

I want picrel to ram me hard

No. 177645

File: 1617414565994.jpeg (117.91 KB, 760x507, 3C443ED2-0459-4B01-96DF-4B0E1B…)

ashamed by this but I thought he looked decent in the history of swear words

sad that he just married an Asian girl who's like half his age ugh. but 80s-90s cage was cute in a weird way

No. 177646

File: 1617415481706.png (1.32 MB, 806x719, utica_queen.PNG)

nta but similarly

No. 177648

File: 1617416238670.jpg (63.13 KB, 630x906, cf2747eb8621.jpg)

eh anon, he looks scary out of drag.

I like picrel smile tho

No. 177655

This makes me want to time travel to when men were strong long haired warriors
His haircut is so cute there wtf, and I don't even like his looks otherwise
Is that Danny Elfman? I love him for his creativity and voice so his younger self is a little attractive for that

I wish I could develop strong attractions/crushes like you all it seems fun to have someone you get excited over but I can't seem to. This thread is really interesting for that

No. 177660

One that’s way out of his league

No. 177665

>strong long haired warriors
Danzig is a turbo manlet though

No. 177668

which is why we must time travel to increase the chance of finding non-manlets

No. 177703

File: 1617454867368.jpg (100.78 KB, 819x648, Screenshot_20.jpg)

Chris Broad. Unfortunately he gave up his diet it seems so he's becoming Chris Broader

No. 177704

I feel like he's conventionally attractive

No. 177708

File: 1617456982025.jpg (31.99 KB, 453x483, 36cbb7f28e7eaba300f5cdd6c85409…)

Here's for you, fellow anon of taste, it's been a while without any Steele-posting here:
>strong long hair warrior
>not a manlet (6'7.6 and 277lb)

We must time travel indeed.

No. 177717

File: 1617459716141.gif (994.41 KB, 400x188, 5aZC1RG.gif)

Pat from Super Best Friends is sort of lovely

No. 177720

when i clicked on this gif from the front page, i wasn't expecting it to be in this thread.
my relationship goal is to find someone i get along with as well as him and paige do. it's like they were made for each other.

No. 177745

File: 1617478577155.png (8.6 MB, 2000x2400, AC5FBF33-41D2-4B3F-BC4C-26A05C…)

I guess he is considered unconventional? I adore him lol

No. 177746

I love Spongebob so much

No. 177750

File: 1617483317710.jpg (17.89 KB, 260x311, 71f151e282240e9fc3cd759231046c…)

Oh yes

No. 177759

He was hot in this. Why do men ruin themselves!!!

No. 177775

Nah. I thought he was hot as fuck in Deadpool 2 even though he was only in it for like 2 mins lol.

No. 177776

File: 1617497343737.jpg (80.46 KB, 819x1024, VaO7hLQ.jpg)

I love his music. I guess he'd be unconventional just because he's bald (p cute facewise though)

No. 177780

File: 1617498971776.gif (497.24 KB, 464x255, jimmygif.gif)

oh Jimmy. let's do all the things you said in all those songs

No. 177783

File: 1617500992025.jpg (26.89 KB, 455x511, 7893afa979e1f44fbaf8634e690333…)

Till Lindemann. I've got a taste for men who are older and he fits the fucking bill. He could kick me in the jaw and I'd still melt

No. 177786

File: 1617502000972.jpg (533.85 KB, 2247x2247, lee.jpg)

Lee Mack

No. 177800

Was there some weird Nickelodeon subliminal programming that made us lust after the men of Spongebob?

No. 177802

File: 1617518371571.png (940.65 KB, 718x858, gaetz.png)

his face is too cartoonish for me but then I saw this gas mask he wore to congress and I hate to report that I understand it

also something about the pathetic-ness of his behavior + hiring prostitutes with his friends is hot

No. 177803

well not trixie because he admitted that he is a gold star gay

No. 177804

utica makes me feel some type of way too

No. 177805

- who cares
-gold star also means you avoid partners who have slept with the opposite sex

No. 177809

>-gold star also means you avoid partners who have slept with the opposite sex
NTA but where tf did you get that from? It just means that you've never slept with the opposite sex. Platinum star means that you've never even touched genitals of the opposite sex or had romantic interactions (like kissing) with them

No. 177810

that's been the established definition in tumblr lesbian communities afaik

No. 177811

File: 1617531339278.jpg (132.78 KB, 1200x675, p046mkqk.jpg)

David Mitchell. This response is the only time that I'll admit to fancying Lee Macks counterpart, David Mitchell

No. 177815

Idk this thread just decided to be Spongebob themed

No. 177822

File: 1617543645100.jpg (40.04 KB, 468x700, a28cd694d905d9922653e0fb8a9042…)

paul anderson does it for me??? esp. in sherlock holmes. just want a gruff british man to rip me apart tbf

No. 177826

SAME holy shit lmfao, it's so embarrassing but he's really hot in a greasy, creepy, smarmy kind of way

No. 177838

bitchy WILTY mitchell has a certain something, yes. but i would do terrible things to lee

No. 177841

File: 1617553462619.jpg (20.56 KB, 500x623, jkhgfdsghjkl.jpg)

I once had a very vivid sex dream about David Mitchell and for a moment after I woke up, I fancied the fuck out of him. I don't find him attractive, but sometimes when I see him on TV now I get a bit flustered thinking of that dream.

Can we have a thread or discord for british comedy men? There seems to be a lot of us that like them.

No. 177843

File: 1617553538345.jpg (236.2 KB, 1024x512, 520.jpg)


No. 177850

i think we should get a thread, the driverfags got a whole thread for him and the british boys are actually talented.

No. 177851

Agreed. I feel like there's enough thirst for them on here (and I've seen it trickle into some other threads too!) that it warrants it a bit. I just want to talk funny older british men and swoon over them.

No. 177855

File: 1617557321906.jpg (72.98 KB, 976x549, _117381912_gettyimages-1156186…)

love him even tho his head looks like a moon

No. 177856

File: 1617558378212.png (2.55 MB, 2116x1514, Screen Shot 2021-04-03 at 11.0…)

lol i capped him kissing lee

No. 177857

Ew there were much prettier commies like che and Fidel Castro. And if you want asian ones anon Ho Chi Minh is the true chad of that region.

No. 177858

File: 1617559199166.jpg (172.42 KB, 717x1024, hcm.jpg)

yeah i can see it…he looks like one of those serial killers who gets love letters from teenage girls

No. 177860

he was pulling that uwuw enby persona before harry styles tho. he even lives on a goat farm with his polycule so he might actually be gay/bi and not just a straight man who discovered nail polish

No. 177863

he's an IRL psycho bisexual huh. i thought those were a hollywood fiction

No. 177882

File: 1617575482419.jpg (73.46 KB, 587x800, Oswald_mosley_MP.jpg)

i want to hate fuck the shit-eating grin off of his fascist face

No. 177885

File: 1617579181422.jpg (107.12 KB, 735x490, f4faded29616ced51d22e1639fa423…)

I hate how attractive he was

No. 177888

File: 1617583071091.jpeg (22.46 KB, 300x450, DBE08AC2-6207-4C95-AF90-629A4E…)

Yes. He looks like he would ravage you in bed and make sure you get off first.

No. 177890

File: 1617586939258.jpeg (716.6 KB, 750x814, 80058E04-827F-488F-9B3A-C2E180…)

the only ginger I consider as human

No. 177894

File: 1617588925443.jpg (79.76 KB, 1200x1683, 5b80a35a01fba.image.jpg)

thought this was Drake Bell

No. 177899

File: 1617596674390.jpg (31.48 KB, 311x450, IMG_5552.JPG)

god yes

No. 177904

File: 1617598672768.jpg (11.01 KB, 330x302, cho.jpg)

he has such a cute smile

No. 177971

you should be ashamed of urself anon

No. 177997

We deserve one. I need to vent about wanting to fuck James Acaster to people who will understand

No. 177998

Weirdly, I also fancy David Mitchell because I had a vivid sex dream. I was a BBC intern and he bent me over on the empty set of Qi

No. 178016

>bent me over on the empty set of Qi
Fucking kek

No. 178025

File: 1617667793921.jpg (1.17 MB, 2430x3888, PD54551645alandavies_trans_NvB…)

first of all, kek. second of all: BLUE WHALE

No. 178026

File: 1617667971509.jpeg (89.74 KB, 335x361, B62AF0A5-8F70-40C4-BE57-66FF72…)

Ralph’s brother looks so gracile

No. 178034

Is this your way of saying you'd fuck Alan Davis?

No. 178035

I'll admit this is easily the funniest sex dream I've ever had, but hey the thrill of getting caught or whatever… it was hot

No. 178046

No. 178065

Why is he appearing as such a naughty adonis in our dreams? In mine, he was saying dirty things and pinned me down really roughly. Quite the opposite of how I imagine he'd be IRL. Dream David was surprisingly good at dirty talk, which is what I think confused me the most!

No. 178089

SAME! that's EXACTLY what it was like in my dream!

David Mitchell comes off as so dweeby and repressed. I have no idea why, in my mind, he's so forceful and dirty. I feel weird watching him on Qi because I can't stop having vivid memories of being bent over the fucking table thing and being called a little whore

I would never have imagined Alan Davis is a talented dirty talker. Does his voice not make it feel funny?

No. 178092


Lol anon he tried to bite off a tramp's ear.

No. 178099

Same, honestly. He seems like huge prat though

No. 178101

oh really? i thought it was just a regular man. like just another drunk dude, but one who had a house

No. 178117

File: 1617727748903.jpg (183.54 KB, 720x1039, 20210406_175814.jpg)

Oh my God, you're telling the truth. WHAT

No. 178124

File: 1617730412081.jpeg (909.36 KB, 1242x1286, 7DF454C6-AC9D-43BC-84CB-77827D…)

He was sexually abused by his dad after his mother passed away, not surprised he has mental health problems now tbh.

No. 178135

File: 1617735087142.jpg (120.46 KB, 889x592, Screenshot_15.jpg)

why is he so hot hngggg

No. 178186

I was just thinking of posting him here!

No. 178201

yes. his flabby nudity on old episodes of his show gives me serious pants feelings.

No. 178233

File: 1617770841132.jpeg (263.28 KB, 1522x1208, 25CD25EB-2C1F-4759-856E-A012AC…)

I’ve been binge watching L&O criminal intent. Vincent D'Onofrio is charming and cute and I don’t know why.

Definitely gross in men in black tho kek

No. 178239

thought this was the dude who played hulk for a sec.

No. 178243

he looks like Mark Ruffalo and Timothy Olyphant smooshed together (I'm not mad)

No. 178255

kek he's the "sugar water" guy? omfg

No. 178278

File: 1617806013648.jpg (59.3 KB, 500x791, 44a2f3945c9746400f397fc10cb525…)

No. 178284

He used to be really funny on QI but man, now he looks like he's permanently out to lunch.

No. 178285

>permanently out to lunch
What does that even mean?

No. 178286

Like an aulfella

No. 178289

all his faculties are not there

No. 178292

I knew I wasnt tripping when I watched his newer movies. Wouldnt you say this is conventionally attractive though?

No. 178295

nonnies think that Al Pacino is ugly so im not trying with whis one

No. 178296

File: 1617809093627.jpg (284.14 KB, 724x1086, jesserutherford.jpg)

He is so sex-c

No. 178318

File: 1617823187358.jpg (795.61 KB, 1200x1628, 1200px-Romesh_Ranganathan_in_2…)

speaking of british comedy men

i would do jon richardson too but he's more conventionally attractive imo. i just like that they always make fun of him for being an effeminate manlet virgin dork loser, i want to bully him in bed

No. 178320

File: 1617823908046.jpg (22.08 KB, 635x395, mark-watson-getty.jpg)

Bloody hell, I didn't even realise I was attracted to Romesh.

I have the same feelings about John Richardson as I do about Mark Watson. Such a dork. So easy to bully in bed.

Also, if the anon from earlier in the thread who said their type is big nosed men with talent- here is one for you too

No. 178323

File: 1617826324965.jpg (380.39 KB, 2000x1000, 2_Richard-Ayoade.jpg)

My British comedian crushes are Richard Ayoade…

No. 178324

File: 1617826372029.jpg (17.83 KB, 400x600, Phil-Wang400x600.jpg)

…and Phil Wang, even though he's a lousy comedian

No. 178328

File: 1617827914277.jpg (101.56 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

His nasty loops have won me over. I'm a sucker for funk/soul and strange men.

No. 178329

Are we arsed making a UK hot guy thread?

A BBC (big British cocks) thread?

No. 178330

I'm actually surprised that I haven't seen farmers post about him before. He's not my type but I can understand it, he's got charisma

No. 178332

File: 1617828970184.jpg (141.13 KB, 923x1200, joe.jpg)

Can't believe no one's posted the ultimate British hottie yet

No. 178333

bonny british chaps

No. 178335

It really is the charisma and his music for me. If I look at men too long then it gets weird. I'd rather lose myself in my own ideas about someone if it really is just a crush. Wasn't sure if he's been posted before so that's interesting.

No. 178337

His disqualification on the Taskmaster potato toss will always hurt

No. 178339

We need one. The last few days have proven it! I just want to talk about bullying these soft lads in bed and climbing Greg Davies like the man mountain he is.

No. 178341

right here, everyone. this is the title. make it

No. 178342

File: 1617832877013.jpg (34.98 KB, 960x640, CHRIS.jpg)

counterpoint: chris morris?

No. 178344

No. 178347

File: 1617833714938.jpg (11.63 KB, 220x170, 220px-Sam_Hyde.jpg)

No. 178352

He looks like a white Eric Andre

No. 178354

Marky is that you

No. 178362

File: 1617839099876.jpg (215.05 KB, 1200x1648, Chris_Morris_2010.jpg)

Love his birth mark, I'm a sucker for a little facial disfigurement.

Jesus christ you are fucking killing me anon. Please warn me before you rock my world like that

No. 178363

He's so handsome but so intense I feel like he'd fuck like a particularly dumb pitbull, just slobbering and light speed humping.

No. 178374

how'd you get it bad for kevin bacon in hollow man when he's literally invisible half the movie lmao


he doesn't do it for me sexually but he's top tier aesthetically. think this look is what most ftm ayydens are aiming for

No. 178377

Yeah I can totally see that, he seems like he would be really fun to be around. I passed up the opportunity to see him perform at a small venue a couple of years ago, I would have been interested in chatting him up. not to hook up, just chat lol

That's hilarious, I didn't think of that. Sometimes his energy gets really sensual in his performances, it gave me the impression that he has some sense of romanticism and self awareness that could translate into really good sex. Realistically though I would not be surprised if you were right.

No. 178383

whoaaa i had no idea he had that! still hot tho

No. 178384

what's funny is his show pretty much was "white eric andre"

No. 178389

File: 1617856803371.jpg (23.35 KB, 640x390, v.jpg)

Always used to get tingly down there watching this move. I have a thing for men in masks, the whole mystery of not knowing who is underneath. But his charisma, voice and dom persona in this movie is something I simply cant forget.

No. 178445

File: 1617900866861.jpg (36.45 KB, 720x517, c400d0c581848fce337617da796152…)

Somewhat related but 90s era Hugo Weaving could get it. He's aged like shit though.

No. 178519

File: 1617919354866.jpeg (168.91 KB, 1200x1353, CC2DC914-69F3-4B7A-BFA9-A5C4BD…)

No. 178527

File: 1617920285396.jpeg (235.17 KB, 1648x927, 61981869-5DBC-458A-B1F9-DCB56E…)

I just want to know what he’s like in bed because he’s either extremely bad or extremely good

No. 178531

It’s so quiet in here now that the bongers have their own thread

No. 178559

No. 178563

File: 1617931984547.jpg (27.01 KB, 325x472, f54fc578e407081d94be584f756357…)

he was so handsome

No. 178653

conventional tho

No. 178725

File: 1618015550309.jpg (95.62 KB, 506x652, 633_v9_bd.jpg)

i love him

No. 178740

I had a crush on him as a kid after watching Signs kek

No. 178746

File: 1618025623583.jpg (21.34 KB, 314x314, Tumblr_l_272841653322686.jpg)

many, many pounds of coke ago

No. 178748

I hope you’re white

No. 178752

No. 178753

File: 1618031290443.jpg (35.55 KB, 1280x640, the-avengers-the-hulk-mark-ruf…)

I'd fuck bruce banner

No. 178773

File: 1618050582420.jpg (162.45 KB, 640x400, hooky.jpg)

fuck, yes I agree. I had big old crush on him during my joy division phase as a teenager

nayrt but it's peter 'hooky' hook from joy division

No. 178815

File: 1618076137441.png (Spoiler Image,1.3 MB, 1412x792, 488902F3-88CF-4267-9178-EC2434…)

i want the anon back who posted this about l ron hubbard:
"god yes, what a fucking sleezebag.

the very moment his hand slid up his body from underneath the table at the beginning of the video, i knew he was a complete and utter sexual pervert. he's such a degenerate he can't even hide it. he's constantly making the male cumface with his mouth just talking about completely "innocent" things.

and his full first name is lafayette. lafayette. that's the name of a sexual degenerate if i have ever heard one, it's so frilly and effeminate. the fact that he is a flaming red head is also really fucking hot, never even mind his terrible hairline. his growly voice sounds like there's always something really freaky going on in the back of his head. like he's perpetually turned on.

you know that whole "can't make a hoe into a housewife" shit? there's definitely a male version of that. this man would probably be really fun to fuck, but there is no way in hell i'd make such an obvious conman my husband.

oh, also, it's really hot reading all the comments degrading him and talking about how his messed up teeth and mouth are disgusting. seeing people openly shit on his appearance is sexy as hell.

and i know, he is irredeemably revolting, hideous, and evil. i just have this fetish for fucked up, terrible men with twisted senses of humor. it's fun to acknowledge the more fucked up side of humanity sometimes. like let's be honest, it's pretty fucked up that i'm attracted to such a massive piece of shit. but the whole aspect of how much it shocks and appalls people is a large part of the appeal.

tinoil time. i am pretty sure he sexually gets off on brainwashing and conning people and that's why he spent so much of his life figuring out how to hook people into his cult. like he devoted his life to scientology, but clearly not because he actually believed that shit. it has got to be related to how much of a huge freak he is. there's better and easier ways to make a lot of money than starting a cult. lmao."

because i’m savile-anon and this is how i feel about him. please come back, hubbard-chan.

No. 178825

this is it. the worst thing i've ever read on the internet. you win, anon. now please kill me and then yourself.

No. 178827

File: 1618081222925.jpg (108.02 KB, 763x443, cocaindy.jpg)

i'm the anon who was sperging about omd earlier and i just want to say that peter hook blames andy mccluskey for getting him into cocaine.

No. 178906

File: 1618110619175.png (160.45 KB, 512x288, husbando.png)

I had a very very detailed dream a long time ago after binge watching a ton of his documentaries where he saved me from my family by helping me run away & eventually eloping with him. the feeling from that dream has never left despite never having another one like it. louis theroux, return to me

No. 178907

Young louis was was so fucking hot fuck. his awkwardness just added to his hotness, tfw no older nerdy big nosed french british tall daddy, fuck. also you could have posted this in the british crushes nonny!

No. 178911

that was a rather wholesome keanu chungus dream, thanks for sharing it with us. very cute

No. 178953

File: 1618143879604.jpg (19.46 KB, 620x330, image.jpg)

No. 178955

File: 1618144132602.jpeg (124.87 KB, 500x793, 7F760F62-A825-4514-8BC8-CCFE64…)

No. 178966

File: 1618149912104.jpg (13.71 KB, 300x199, DSC_0045-3-e1359737505947.jpg)

I really thought this was vintersorg

No. 178978

go back to /pol/

No. 178984

nooo they shoud do a podcast with savile-anon and hubbard-anon. i want to see the depths of human depravity

No. 179002

File: 1618160979144.gif (998.73 KB, 500x213, 1HiV.gif)

No. 179172

Ngl, he was hot during the 80s/90s but he’s aged like milk.

No. 179188

File: 1618262064167.jpg (98.36 KB, 1600x1068, donald-trump-jr-stephen-colber…)

kill me

No. 179201

Hosted by Epstein-anon.
The Unholy trinity.

No. 179206

They can guest other anons as participants for interviews kek

No. 179216

so what, they'll just record what different women sound like crying after hearing their fantasies?

No. 179243

File: 1618285001429.png (291.6 KB, 752x451, niko.png)

i find thin nikocado avocado to be very cute. i wouldn't even call him unconventionally attractive really but i don't want to be accused of trolling for putting him in the attractive men thread.

No. 179246

where’s the post of that anon predicting this

No. 179247

He looks like a rat man…

No. 179251

Why does the file name say Donald Trump Jr

No. 179254

Nah. He could get it. Especially 10-15 years ago. Unfortunately his aging makes him look like an old lesbian these days.

No. 179264

File: 1618308266037.jpg (55.28 KB, 467x627, zizek.jpg)

You may roast me

No. 179292

nah this thread has gone too far…

No. 179293

nickado is worse than zizeck tbh

No. 179320

File: 1618331889607.jpg (64.86 KB, 930x643, larry.jpg)

For my fellow Stuhlbarg appreciator anons (I think there's at least one)

No. 179321

not this piece of trash again

No. 179324

he looks so disgusting.

No. 179337

Wow… just stop anon. Gross

No. 179356

worse than savile

No. 179387

File: 1618352689357.jpg (574.9 KB, 657x983, MarkDuplassOct2011.jpg)

No. 179394

File: 1618353690896.jpg (3.99 MB, 2700x3420, tedcruz.jpg)

While I'm not a republican, I do feel it's obvious that people only act like he's gross because of his politics and if he was left wing people would thirst over him.

No. 179402

this has to be bait

No. 179403

The first time I saw him I thought he was so weird looking (in a bad way) but maaaaan did he grow on me. Idk when it even happened

No. 179424

hes been posted before. many anons want to show him a wife can have a wet ass pussy

No. 179440

is this just a general way joke or are you under the impression that's ben shapiro

No. 179441


No. 179446

File: 1618376197897.jpeg (90.25 KB, 738x462, 2D96ECAD-34A7-4C2F-9EEC-71FBDA…)

There’s at least three of us I think. I just fapped to him an hour ago before seeing this post kek

No. 179447

File: 1618376694984.jpeg (40.36 KB, 576x768, C06295B4-3389-4936-80E2-D919E3…)

I want to sexually harass tucker Carlson and make him feel like the pathetic little whore he is

No. 179513

please tell me this isn't a wedding photo

No. 179537

File: 1618429407364.jpeg (889.91 KB, 2915x3000, EA488C91-6A54-41E6-904E-68C43D…)

His DWTS promo pics show how little sexual power he has. Like look at this absolute wimp. You know he came in his pants during this kek

No. 179542

Anon, he looks like fucking Rasputin, come on.

No. 179545

heterosexual hipster/tumblr girls think anything that looks like post malone is hot. like the greasiest, pube-stached man with a half-ponytail at the bar is considered the hot one.

No. 179576

what is that, a ninehead?

No. 179586

File: 1618469967072.jpg (651.3 KB, 800x1200, MG_2054.jpg)

not that unconventional imo/nor am i ashamed but it's easier to post in this thread lol. i just started getting into gojira and realized the frontman joe duplantier is kinda sexi

No. 179588

File: 1618471641548.jpg (56.5 KB, 576x932, CoreyTaylor.jpg)

Corey Taylor is the king of manlets with his t-rex arms but I still want him to yell at me

No. 179589

File: 1618472738726.jpg (322.65 KB, 2000x1000, Gojira%20-%202020%20-%20Jimmy%…)

I like long hair but I like him better with shorter hair. Also that chair he is sitting in is amazing. Oh I can't wait for the new album
I'm sorry anon

No. 179595

File: 1618479500332.jpg (39.98 KB, 668x393, plastic surgery botched face.j…)

I would like to formally apoligize for falling down the kpop hole again. Still a simpette for Eli even as he's a literal 30 year old neet living with his mom now.

No. 179626

File: 1618496299514.png (277.83 KB, 500x375, Tumblr_l_105313763485367.png)

I would be mean to him in bed

No. 179633

he's hot af, even hotter in real life

No. 179637

File: 1618498929660.jpg (113.29 KB, 1280x720, 120409_r22060_g2048.jpg)

I always had a thing for Albert Camus

No. 179638

No. 179672

Didn’t he sexually abuse children or am I confusing him with another coffee-sipping armchair pseud?

No. 179674

File: 1618516406445.jpeg (77.9 KB, 1200x1200, C248E3D4-109A-48E5-9A83-2B38CE…)

Fuck that’s him? Look at his chunky chubby dad bod, and this is one of /pol/‘s wignat saviours? Kek. I was about to call him cute but I saw this picture and immediately changed my mind, looks like daddy’s little insufferable frat house asshole.

No. 179677

Really? I think he's actually kinda handsome.

No. 179678

File: 1618517714109.png (291.54 KB, 480x478, A73286DA-3B46-40B4-B55F-7EC460…)

i can’t apologize enough. what he did was vile.

No. 179679

that’s michel foulcalt (or satre) camus was one of the few french intellectuals who DIDNT sign a petition against the age of consent lmao

No. 179685

Knowing his selfpost history I'm gonna imagine now it's him posting this from jail
He'd be such a cow if he was born a little later and didn't have to go as far as to murder somebody for clout

No. 179686

ayrt i was kidding, running joke on britbong tv is that this guy is like the most hideous undesirable weirdo imaginable

No. 179687

camus is based as fuck, i think it's a shame everyone considers him an edgy teenager meme tier intellectual when he's one of the few people whose philosophies ever actually helped anyone. bonus points for being that fuckable too

No. 179692

what did he do

No. 179694

killed a student and cut her up. might have eaten some of her too

No. 179697

There's a very good documentary about a hunt for him on Netflix, Don't Fuck with Cats. He was fame hungry but couldn't get any following on his blog, and no tv wanted him for reality shows, and at some point he realized only thing that gets him attention is videos of torturing/killing animals. Eventually, just like with everyone who starts with animals, he graduated to wanting to kill humans, setting up a date with a Chinese immigrant student (a guy, not a woman), where he (graphic) stabbed him to death, raped his dead body, dismembered, raped his bodyparts and then sent them to various government institutions. Everything was recorded on the video he advertised online before even making it, called 1 lunatic 1 icepick, it was pretty infamous in internet gore circles and has been going around the internet at some point as a challenge of "how much of it can you watch before you can't take it anymore"

No. 179698

File: 1618524579180.jpeg (73.42 KB, 583x560, issei.jpeg)

wow what a copycat

No. 179699

ah, i've seen that doc actually, guess i just didn't remember his face
he reminds me of onion kek

No. 179700

Oh dear lord! NO

No. 179702

Is issei anon back again…

No. 179706

i've been here, anon
i post guys in here frequently

No. 179710

File: 1618530777782.jpg (227.09 KB, 1058x1411, IMG_20210226_170711.jpg)

he's like an angel anons, i wouldn't even want to fuck him because he is so dainty and pure. i would carry him around like a princess and tend to his every need. i would like to bathe him.

No. 179715

is this the guy on yt who reviews food in suits?

No. 179722

kek anon i like him too. he's so cute and peculiar.

No. 179724

File: 1618544522639.png (1.04 MB, 808x1010, Screenshot_2020-11-11_at_17.07…)

uhhh… yeah

No. 179725

oh my god him and clancy brown are SO fucking hot holy shit

No. 179726

File: 1618544945842.jpg (63.5 KB, 600x600, 6001185fa35df8660bcddbc509be25…)

all the war boys in mad max. every SINGLE ONE. and doof too

No. 179727

kinda trippy to me that anons here weren't old enough to have followed that story as it happened but are now old enough to vote and drink and stuff. i thought of magnotta as such a recent thing but yeah i guess ten years ago would mean adults now could have been in primary school when it happened

No. 179728

white boy wednesday speedrun

No. 179729

are you savile, hubbard, and gibson anon? are all of those you? are you the farms' greatest troll??

No. 179730

yes. i wanna cuddle him in my tiny bed. i hope he's over 16

No. 179735

he looks so small and frail that it makes me uncomfortable

No. 179746

ew no, i’m savile anon and i don’t like the rest of them

No. 179767

File: 1618559172973.jpeg (159.73 KB, 1200x608, 54256218-D699-487D-88A9-C75ABE…)

I want to ride horseback with alex Jones to his secret love cabin in the middle of the woods, all the while developing sexual tension with him, and when we get to the cabin he picks me up softly and I think I will have a gentle romantic sex with him, but then he lays me down in front of the fire and takes me like a hound takes a bitch, grunting loudly with each pump

No. 179768

He’s like 24 so you’re good lol

No. 179769

That’s hot ngl

No. 179770

No. 179771

His voice is so gruff and manly I love it

No. 179781

File: 1618568657772.jpeg (427.33 KB, 1242x672, A67D3558-9E3E-435C-8A83-052ED0…)

No. 179790

Alex Jones was called a psychopathic bully by people who knew him as a young man. He would beat people up and and scream crazy things in the hallways at school. He had to change schools because literally everyone hated him and his rich dad covered his ass. Alex beat up a kid so bad that he sent him to the hospital. There wouldn’t be any gentle romantic sex with him

No. 179793

The surgeon man from the human centipede kek

No. 179795

>if he was born a little later
Not even. He would have fit right in with the gyaruo crowd back then

No. 179796

I don’t doubt it. I would actually love sauce on that.

No. 179803

ugly aids-ridden faggot

No. 179804

I feel like he has the rare 'good tism'

No. 179817

no, i mostly post moderately attractive actors and politicians
i don't like any of those guys
isn't he a polfag incel

No. 179820

File: 1618589698644.jpg (10.31 KB, 210x295, 558682.jpg)

No. 179821

Our review brah appears every unconventional attractions thread. also why did you choose a photo of him in the hospital kek

No. 179822

He is neither a polfag nor an incel

No. 179823

File: 1618591009317.jpeg (296.26 KB, 592x759, 86215745-9A92-4F04-ADA7-EF2074…)

it’s chris for me

No. 179824

No, Review Brah he isn't an incel, he is a kind, simple bean with lovely feminine hands

No. 179825

File: 1618591097193.jpg (482.77 KB, 1440x1080, 20210416_004643.jpg)

i chose that pic because his hair isn't slicked back, he is always pretty but even moreso when he has his hair loose

No. 179827

No. 179828

File: 1618591442147.jpg (14.63 KB, 354x318, liquid chris.jpg)

Maybe but Liquid chris is cuter than reviewbrah

No. 179829

who is this kind looking man?

No. 179830

looks like tom holland

No. 179831

artie from the sopranos

No. 179844

File: 1618596464524.jpg (170.19 KB, 800x1200, 54a707ebc75d5_-_elle-james-gan…)

i find most of the men from the sopranos attractive tbh

No. 179847

File: 1618597504751.jpg (41.09 KB, 442x600, f817128d3a4b47f75f2367b25e5e1b…)

literally just came here to post him. tbh i find him more attractive in his older years than when he was younger.

No. 179850

He looks like Mussolini

No. 179851

What happened to him,honestly the beard ruined him

No. 179853

File: 1618598477084.png (772.38 KB, 719x720, 6239F0DA-1865-4354-8034-796EEF…)

I’m becoming mike-pilled everyone

No. 179863

File: 1618605001064.gif (429.37 KB, 320x240, tumblr_m3movfjN4k1rqfhi2o1_400…)

he is literally such a good combo of weird and attractive.so my type

the smirk in this pic makes me feel like gif attached

No. 179866

File: 1618607363724.jpeg (161.84 KB, 1200x675, 8A763530-A9D1-44EB-9520-EBFE07…)

Even ralphie?

No. 179872

File: 1618612638170.gif (912.72 KB, 364x302, e483796cb533fb3dd6bedeee1540eb…)

Yeeeeeesssss. I'm not sure what is so enticing about watching a man degrade from cynicism and bad movies, but I cannot look away.

No. 179875

File: 1618613434348.jpeg (85.1 KB, 500x500, 2AB426DA-B283-4F1F-B126-3EC5EC…)

I’m sorry

No. 179877

nayrt but he was unironically my fave until they found out he was bald kek. the scene where janice fucks him in the ass with a dildo awakened something in me many years ago

No. 179879

File: 1618614143634.png (1.41 MB, 1200x600, ED8A5635-0B51-4961-B0DC-ACFB3C…)

Ray Romano in the Irishman. Not any other time idk shits weird

No. 179883

yea, he was crazy but funny. and cute. I think the only characters I didn't find attractive were the fat ones and Richie Aprile lol

No. 179884

File: 1618614778567.gif (4.32 MB, 400x293, CA243210-3439-4C1B-BF2B-223890…)

It’s weird because Jay is more objectively attractive and I share a lot of his movie opinions, but Mike (esp when young) is sooo sexy to me

No. 179885

> Tfw I am that anon who hates his character in modern family
Idk where else he casted in

No. 179896

File: 1618623284897.jpg (138.8 KB, 1920x1080, 20181208220447002_hd.jpg)

he's handsome in an insufferable frat house asshole way
I've developed a borderline crush on him, so embarrassing

No. 179897

File: 1618623402640.jpg (121.73 KB, 630x457, rainn-wilson-2.jpg)

I live for his tiny nose

No. 179899


Anon you need help.

No. 179900

File: 1618624370378.jpg (131.19 KB, 1400x910, f6d64ec5bda16b06bcbd46342d7124…)

Only when he starred in Funny Games though

No. 179909

i know; i'm starting therapy soon

No. 179913

File: 1618631415808.jpeg (149.8 KB, 634x1024, 673E849E-D8C4-47B6-8A1D-E147B3…)

I’d hit it in boardwalk

No. 179914

kek he's a major cow IRL, fuckin' pretentious 2-digit IQ LA hipster garbage full of himself and i am SEETHING that he would never in a million years look my way

No. 179916

File: 1618632171476.png (478.07 KB, 802x766, jreg.png)

I think he's weirdly cute on his own but fsr I want him so bad in his nazi AND commie costumes

No. 179917

File: 1618633215856.jpg (54.74 KB, 529x800, Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-S33882,_…)

es tut mir leid

No. 179920

File: 1618635666899.jpeg (118.05 KB, 1200x630, 842E8477-8B82-4156-B68F-BEEF35…)

Get on my mustache level anon

No. 179921

Don't bend me, you ugly man

No. 179926

File: 1618639786671.jpg (28.21 KB, 460x818, hitler1.jpg)

No. 179927

File: 1618639919105.jpg (66.64 KB, 900x541, hitler2.jpg)

No. 179928

He looks like a fucking turtle.

No. 179929

now he looks like so many men I've encountered irl

No. 179966

File: 1618666757569.jpg (50.23 KB, 630x630, yes.jpg)

I want to slide his entire bald head inside my vagina

No. 179967

File: 1618667325360.jpg (157.44 KB, 2258x1536, rs-181661-98943931_c.jpg)

No. 179973

File: 1618670670063.jpg (106.47 KB, 1125x1055, 90d66bd17c8605c799883d8f589820…)

This thread is lacking John Leguizamo. I'd take him at any stage of his life young/skinny/old/fat/greasy/wrinkly etc. He's one of the hottest ever to me

No. 179974

File: 1618670838505.jpg (49.24 KB, 720x551, c5bac9f56c2db98c7ea2aa9847486b…)

Also would raw dog the fuck out of Kevin Corrigan, to my surprise- an actual Puerto Rican! I've only ever seen him in sleazy roles in early 2000s, he's creepy hot.

No. 179977

love him, but isn't he considered conventionally attractive?

No. 179978

File: 1618671316848.jpg (82.41 KB, 531x751, sopsjscheck-main.jpg)

No. 179983

I loovvvveeeee hhim he is so adorable here

No. 179989

omfg I love him too anon, he's adorable

No. 180012

File: 1618689367263.jpg (123.11 KB, 1280x720, Internet Shaquille.jpg)

Stumpled upon his yt channel today and I'm awfully attracted to him

No. 180029

File: 1618694178105.jpeg (185.28 KB, 1252x1252, 71E55510-0201-4728-BD52-921A16…)

Idk but i always crush on him watching Seinfeld

No. 180031

In his other movies as well but i'm not going to lie and say he peaked in funny games. Would love him to think he's the cycle path but then half-way, i start domming him and put him back in nis place.

No. 180039

>cycle path
this is great, gonna start using it kek

No. 180049

File: 1618707145120.jpeg (92.11 KB, 351x340, 4432579D-0112-4207-8607-DB8D22…)

Andrew from buzzfeed, hate the sex offender looking stache but his voice makes me turn full heterosexual

No. 180054

File: 1618708676021.png (793.51 KB, 785x585, Capture.PNG)

No. 180057

File: 1618709998020.jpg (118.81 KB, 1080x1346, 94882406.jpg)

I would peg chubby!Shane while he ate a big mac and told me why cancel culture sucks.

No. 180060

File: 1618710530555.jpg (17.19 KB, 352x550, EBEgBL9WkAon41n.jpg)

No. 180066

probably not for this site. ntayrt but I hesitate to post anything in the attractive men thread period out of fear

I can understand this one, my friend had the hots for him kek

No. 180069

Don’t worry. He would definitely look your way. If you have tits and a pulse (and honestly no pulse) you would have a chance kek

No. 180072

File: 1618717584751.jpg (67.25 KB, 448x418, ice cream.jpg)

No. 180073

too bad ur not a cat

No. 180077


No. 180084

File: 1618722731624.jpeg (99.75 KB, 471x611, 701.jpeg)

idk the other thread is uptight

No. 180085

girl no…

No. 180086

File: 1618723061201.jpg (45.1 KB, 426x640, fedf6765b47ecbde97aeb02176dc2d…)

is it because his wife has neither of those things so he has to get it somewhere else? i'm not mad, he can get it from me. mikey if you're reading this i have coke

No. 180089

he would cry the whole time. also before. and after.

No. 180090


No. 180092

you know that nigga doesn't prep,youre gonna be fucking dookie anon

No. 180100

Same anon he's incredibly sexy and sense of humour is top notch.

No. 180109

the word chubby is doing a lot of work here. trying to carry all his fat, kek

No. 180119

why not take the nazbol while youre at it?

No. 180165

fuck off with your pickmeism

No. 180166

his mouth/teeth freak me out

No. 180173

you can have some coke too, i brought enough for the whole class

No. 180178

LOL i guaranteed his wife is more attractive than the anons on this site

No. 180184

I think coke will get me a lot closer to my fav, thank you

No. 180197

>I hesitate to post anything in the attractive men thread period out of fear
I feel you. I posted a man I thought was conventionally attractive and anons have had me questioning my eyesight ever since.

No. 180198

same. I posted an actor that is generally regarded to have been attractive in his youth and had someone say that he looked retarded. Never again

No. 180199

File: 1618786371526.gif (1012.82 KB, 314x314, E3163348-FCA8-4F22-958D-B333A1…)

Pls share coke anon I want to do a bunch of blow with tucker Carlson and hatefuck him and feel like the coke would just add to his ego and make him even more of an asshole and thus add to the hatefuck

I think older he looks kind of busted. Appropriate for the thread, I’d fuck him too

No. 180206

he kinda looks like he brought his own

No. 180213

I don't know whether people just think it's easier to criticize because the overall taste gears towards a different demographic but since I don't agree with what's considered to be "attractive" or popular nowadays my taste probably qualifies for this thread.

that and liking older men. my favs who are older have admittedly gotten more busted as they've aged, it's inevitable, but I'd still let them do me. Considering how many drugs they've likely done, they still look a lot better than most men their age do outside of Hollywood. I rarely see a 45-60 year old guy irl who's actually attractive enough to me to draw my eye, and a lot of them are downright ugly by comparison

No. 180225

File: 1618796359720.jpg (25.73 KB, 340x499, 517bC5I3uoL._AC_.jpg)

I would let him ruin me

No. 180230

File: 1618800487227.png (77.49 KB, 247x359, img_349.png)

Please don't judge me.

No. 180239

File: 1618808375912.png (1.34 MB, 1920x1080, 1617310210136.png)

anon are you me? the blow and hatefuck with tucker carlson sounds so hot

No. 180245

File: 1618813013231.jpeg (556.73 KB, 2000x2600, A41C52AD-9077-43D4-A1BE-67AA81…)

Kek I’m glad someone else shares my coke fueled tucker hate fuck fantasy

No. 180248

I can't get over how many people are coming out of the woodwork for Tucker lol

No. 180249

File: 1618816175681.jpg (100.03 KB, 684x1024, Singer Marilyn Manson Turns 40…)

No. 180254

I know you’re trolling anon but I knew someone in hs who said they had a crush on Brian and I thought they meant on Seth macfarlane, which is shameful but i agreed with. They proceeded to take that as the green light to go into their actual fantasies about Brian the fucking dog and made me watch the episode where Brian and Meg make out at the prom

So yeah, if anyone in this thread feels bad about themselves, at least we are into unconventional human men kek

No. 180280

the actor or his character on Silicon Valley? either way I agree

No. 180284

Oh, both 100%. He's so sexy

No. 180294

File: 1618844117600.jpg (209.74 KB, 867x648, PaulMiller11212020.jpg)

it's so funny when white supremacist don't even look white

No. 180296

Is it some internalized self hatred? Organizations which emblems he's carrying would put him in a labor camp.

No. 180304

File: 1618846020864.jpg (493.41 KB, 1080x1962, IMG_20210419_172617.jpg)

No. 180314

>not wanting to fuck the christian conservative character

No. 180364

File: 1618865115130.jpg (263.73 KB, 1200x1200, 4935.jpg)

Sometimes I wish I wasn't happily married so I could have my wet dreams about him and not feel guilty about it.

No. 180369

File: 1618869592029.jpg (22.87 KB, 720x720, b8c35dcf2a4f26371b26cabc4317d0…)

I want him to eat me for dinner

No. 180401

I used to think that he was a fed who was having too much fun trying to larp as a white nationalist LOL

No. 180404

i don't know anon, furries aren't really uncommon at all. someone crushing on peter is way less believable to me than someone crushing on brian.

No. 180423

File: 1618897927971.jpeg (18.3 KB, 182x276, DA404B86-C222-4D1D-8BDC-26CD45…)

who dis

No. 180430

File: 1618900989619.jpg (90.37 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (10).jpg)

Maybe he was or he was paid and the entire thing, including the arrest, is a false flag to provoke/bait white nationalists. I always believed the government prefers people to be divided because that makes them easier to control. But that's just my tinfoil opinion
If he's legit, dude has legitimate brain damage. He lost his job being a personal trainer because he’s a self identified nazi. He has federal charges against him for threatening one of the squad. He openly stated he’s a fascist and he loved to do a drive-by racist rants, especially at women. He also lived with his mommy and daddy. And he used to be a muay thai wrestler. Quite attractive too. What happens in the scrote's brain that leads him to fuck up his life so badly? I saw some guy on /pol/ claiming that he was a mod on Miller's discord and that there was a woman who posted an ultrasound of their baby. I hope it's a larp, otherwise I'd feel pretty bad for the child. Imagine having a father who went to jail for 15+ years for racist Joker memes and illegal weapon kek

No. 180439

File: 1618904360147.jpeg (50.06 KB, 480x480, A17702A0-AFD3-4283-B725-A7759D…)

He’s not phycailly attractive to me yet here I am crushing on him. Has to be because he’s an ex-firefighter who loves cats.

No. 180440

File: 1618904447361.jpg (72.08 KB, 770x664, whore.jpg)

Same anon,I hate him so much but I would not turn down the chance to fuck 90s Manson

No. 180448

File: 1618908808788.jpg (416.8 KB, 2000x2000, evan peters.jpg)

nta but it's evan peters from season one of ahs. and while he's probably not conventially attractive enough for the other thread, to me feels out of place among so many uglies in this thread kek. unless anon is refering specifically to the little psycho character he plays on this season

No. 180451

File: 1618914423719.jpeg (848.35 KB, 828x1026, 7903ACD4-0377-4BD2-98E9-EA7D62…)

If you know you know

No. 180452

PLEASE don't get me attracted to trevor again i've dug myself out of that pit and i don't wanna go back

No. 180455

I'm in love with him

No. 180456

I love this. He was absolutely disgusting in Broad City

No. 180473

he was already reckless and taking too many hits to the head probably pushed him over the edge.

No. 180548

kek i thought this was ted cruz again

No. 180553

File: 1618969278832.jpg (151.4 KB, 1440x960, t-martin-shkreli-turing-pharma…)

No. 180558

how could you think i don't want to fuck the christian conservative, anon? he's so innocent… i want to be his little tradwife… a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets…

No. 180574


This thread is my favorite on this site. I laughed so hard it made me ill.

No. 180600

It’s either time to see an optometrist or time to confront your Ted Cruz affinity

No. 180602

File: 1619001353296.jpeg (92.44 KB, 970x546, B2AE2301-CB96-43B9-BFDF-4BF13A…)

I’d ride the hell out of both of them. Be fun to know which brother is bigger and who lasts longer.

No. 180603

Seems like the type of guy who wouldn’t care to learn where the clit is

No. 180610

Is that Reviewbrah?

No. 180640

File: 1619025059532.jpg (31.8 KB, 640x526, 2112367036_preview_IMG_2020052…)

Alright I know I'm incredibly late to simping for this man because I could never get into streamers or Twitch or any of that stuff. However from now on I will make one(1) exception for Jerma because he is funny and cute and makes me smile.

No. 180704

File: 1619048965803.jpeg (43.93 KB, 480x640, CF2674C0-EB2D-4D93-92C6-DD2FB0…)

Come back sweet prince RAWR

No. 180705

Layne was very attractive, I wouldn't call him unconventional at all.

No. 180723

File: 1619057795183.jpeg (204.16 KB, 1080x1663, 306EC177-762D-43D9-9A83-270A68…)

Good taste

No. 180759

File: 1619078145282.jpeg (550.39 KB, 1011x750, 1614729487138.jpeg)

Nyah nyah

No. 180761

is this faggot self posting here or something?

No. 180802

Is this the blackface guy?

No. 180807

File: 1619103254323.jpg (82.81 KB, 1108x831, eastern-promises-viggo-mortens…)

No. 180811

How is Viggo unconventional

No. 180815

File: 1619105437849.jpeg (25.02 KB, 700x690, A261913B-C16B-4788-A4E5-786B07…)

Whoever keeps posting his ass in these threads, may you be cursed for the rest of eternity.

No. 180816

discount catboy tony from skins?

No. 180830

maybe because he's fairly insane (but not in a dangerous way at all)? but yeah physically he's a conventionally cute white guy

No. 180831

how he isn't?

No. 180832

His face is weird when he isn't Aragorn.

No. 180833

The fucking bar

No. 180835

File: 1619109543702.jpg (50.47 KB, 636x480, sbr21.jpg)

No. 180840

File: 1619110554406.jpeg (229.78 KB, 2400x1350, 73AC935F-EB8F-4609-BF4E-AC8B41…)

I saved a bunch of stuhlbarg pics to my phone in the middle of the night, his hairline in this is doing it for me. Receding hairlines are hot

No. 180841

i love him

No. 180842

>Receding hairlines are hot
straight women, respect yourselves more jfc

No. 180848

File: 1619114201800.jpeg (190.5 KB, 1200x1500, 3F70ECDB-22C8-4974-9265-07AAE7…)

He looks like a goblin that does your taxes in Walmart. This is low even by this thread’s standards kek

No. 180849

It’s hilarious how much he looks like frat boy regect. Imagine being in your fifties and still trying to look like that kek still hate fuck the hell out of him tho because he looks like he hasn’t gotten laid in 30 years

No. 180850

File: 1619115010584.jpeg (166.09 KB, 1486x836, 9ECF679E-2363-4CA6-8A70-993D54…)

This is a bad angle admittedly lmao he needs hair plugs like picrel

No. 180851

File: 1619115960646.png (661.28 KB, 887x437, A4551030-0CC9-4A50-A068-0C2CEC…)

Absolutely gives off those frat vibes.
One of my other fantasies is to walk on stage during one of his live shows, grab him by his tie and deck him in the mouth, all of it being broadcasted. Yeah I’ll probably be shot by Rupert Murdoch himself, but tucker getting punched in the mouth on live tv and most likely making an effeminate squeal he has to answer for to his audience of fragile men and trad thots would be so worth it. I know this sounds like purely a violent fantasy and not a sexual one but I assure you that is not the case

No. 180853

No. 180854

tucker carlson anons are so unhinged. might start believing in god to pray for you all

No. 180855

yess I love him too
shut up lol our erudite dream man is superior to all of the scrotes here

No. 180856

File: 1619117589424.gif (2.78 MB, 400x298, placebo.gif)

No. 180857


No. 180859

No. 180864

post yours so i can confirm how bad your taste is, thanks

No. 180872

Taste isn’t in this thread let alone a balding vampire accountant lol

No. 180873

Can’t speak for the others but I’m unhinged because I 100% have a hate boner for and want to dom daddy’s money frat boys and his pathetic ass is the perfect one to project my fantasies on

No. 180880

interesting I just get turned on by listening to him be sexist

No. 180882

oh I know

this gave me a hearty kek thank you. but also a receding hairline can be attractive, I stand with stuhlbarg anon

No. 180886

who is this? he looks like a wax figure of dave gahan melted down to 50% of its original size

No. 180891

File: 1619127031535.png (541.46 KB, 585x877, 123.png)

Brian Molko

No. 180897

have you seen him in that movie? he was very unconventional.

No. 180898

File: 1619128124743.jpeg (179.76 KB, 1324x722, D742B966-FB47-4C28-A37A-238F38…)

I find him ugly but he was good looking in Eastern Promises.

No. 180901

I am the opposite. I really like his music but I always turn off his streams because I start to get kind of uncomfortable. Why is he always stripping and being sexual? Can’t he just do a stream that’s about the music and just the music?

No. 180902

File: 1619129247905.jpeg (107.16 KB, 1280x720, CFB4D057-A2B2-4273-987C-C36B23…)

Yessss JOIN US… he is so fucking sexy for reasons I can’t explain. In fact, I can’t name one single attractive quality about him and yet I am absolutely feral over his whole general vibe.

No. 180903

I'm disappointed in myself for being attracted to him

No. 180904

File: 1619129477628.jpeg (35.63 KB, 480x360, 2280A708-FC92-4BFB-AAA6-4601D9…)

Oh good, I’m not the only one.

No. 180905

File: 1619129612308.gif (2.15 MB, 280x280, 6D6A0BE9-48C0-4584-AF90-328AC3…)

he was extremely hot when younger

No. 180908

"extremely" is doing a lot of work here

No. 180910

oh no this picture is creepy. i do not like him

No. 180912

File: 1619130337754.png (591.99 KB, 704x538, Screen Shot 2021-04-22 at 6.25…)

No. 180913

File: 1619130586937.jpeg (69.26 KB, 634x475, ABF98921-251F-4359-88B2-DD9798…)

I’m unhinged for my tucker love I admit it, but it comes from a similar place of wanting to dom guys like him with too much ego with nothing to back it up

Also his wife has crazy eyes. I wonder if she’s doing our job for us, although realistically I imagine they probably haven’t slept in the same bed in years. Imagine being married to tucker fucking Carlson, yikes

No. 180914

File: 1619130622510.jpeg (40.91 KB, 474x587, CE44C7E6-E87A-4408-849E-F3F294…)

i like avg to ugly men sorry and young mike is prob highest on my conventionally attractive choices

No. 180916

File: 1619130930666.jpg (79.74 KB, 683x1024, 5610063630_cbcfbe5f97_b.jpg)

anyone post this wacky cracker yet?

No. 180917

lol he looks very drunk in that pic. is he an alcoholic like most of the other pundits?

No. 180918

File: 1619131162359.jpeg (602.38 KB, 1440x907, 249D09A6-EBC8-4B08-BEF8-58387A…)

Would explain his bloat the past few years

No. 180919

he's very red all the time

No. 180927

he says he doesn't drink

No. 180929

File: 1619133314270.jpg (41.88 KB, 931x524, image-2.jpg)

samefag as >>180927
but fuck it, I would be into that. to get progressively drunker with him and sit in his lap and pour alcohol in his mouth, have him be hungover and late for work the next day.

No. 180931

File: 1619133588649.jpeg (1.53 MB, 2246x2995, 64ADAF8F-13E1-4519-9128-E62858…)

Anon stop you’re getting me hot and bothered kek

No. 180932

All these Tucker Carlson posts are making me cry

No. 180933

KEK the mug with his own face on it. keep it going tuckeranons

No. 180936

How does he get posted every thread

No. 180938

File: 1619138049138.jpeg (50.9 KB, 850x600, BDEEDA0A-57B6-4A71-8D12-0AD629…)

I would shag Austin

No. 180940

he's better looking than irl mike myers

No. 180941

File: 1619139778990.gif (1.09 MB, 498x207, C6D24736-27D2-4912-89A9-37759D…)

Yes, it’s the glasses and the Britishness that make him especially shaggable. I love hairy British lads.

No. 180943

looks like he showers too, unlike perpetually shiny real mike

No. 180951

Growing up, I didn't get people who husbando'd him but recently watching the Simpsons again for the first time in years, I get it now. That voice. Unf. Too bad Kelsey Grammar has never been really hot.
Austin also seems really fun to be around. But those teeth…..

No. 180953

i actually met more people who said they were really scared of him as kids. i thought sideshow bob was funny af but some kids i guess found a psychotic clown with a knife to be scary for some reason

No. 180958

File: 1619148642881.png (1.21 MB, 2220x1248, simpsonsprimary.png)

>being scared of and/or attracted to this
Can't relate, he was hilarious to me as a kid and also now

No. 180959

File: 1619148921364.jpg (118.77 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

Don't know why this was so controversial, he had a sweet smile.

No. 180960

File: 1619149619900.jpeg (66.31 KB, 780x438, 76EB5DD5-0C36-4065-8575-1CD781…)


Also tuckers interview with Matt gaetz was top level cringe but I’d hit them both

No. 180961


No. 180962

..with a bottle?

No. 180963

>Matt Gaetz

Anon, pls love yourself

No. 180964

File: 1619150180325.png (1020.59 KB, 1668x1842, lipstickalley.png)

His face creeps me out and makes me think of the devil. If lc existed back then he would definitely have self-posted here. He's still self-searching and creating new accounts everywhere online in jail which you can detect by his typing style, so I'll leave it at that.

No. 180965

File: 1619151894704.jpg (47.92 KB, 400x400, tumblr_3a7bfe315bc2e14ec00e272…)

No. 180966

I'd only do Gaetz if it's a threesome situation

No. 180967

File: 1619152381184.jpg (134.02 KB, 880x880, YiIcy7d.jpg)

No. 180969

File: 1619152862568.jpg (64.45 KB, 1080x513, SmartSelect_20210423-004032_Ch…)

No. 180971

He’s not 16? Lmao that sucks bye (I’m 18 fyi)
He’s still more chad than 99% of all american men tho

No. 180972

Dasha pls go

No. 180973

He’s like 11 in that photo what the fuck nonnie

No. 180976

>He’s still more chad than 99% of all american men tho
No he's not. He looks like a little boy, wtf. Do us a favor and stay away from teenagers, anon.

No. 180977

File: 1619156630050.gif (1.92 MB, 320x180, BqHIoMP.gif)

I swear I just picked a random one off google. This just keeps getting worse I’ll go kms now

No. 180978

God the lc under 18 limit should be pushed to 21

No. 180980

Same, him and tucker would have some chaotic energy. Where’s coke anon I need some for this

No. 180987

File: 1619159489135.jpeg (35.53 KB, 640x395, 248C2D3A-2F7B-4397-8746-BCC9B5…)

I hate that I’m attracted to this faggot from boardwalk

No. 180989

When the fuck did this turn into "Unconventional Attractive Males" to "I want to physically abuse someone"

No. 180994

can't feel humiliated by fucking ugly despicable men if you humiliate them first. or something.

No. 180995

not if you want them to humiliate you instead

No. 180996

gross why would you want that

No. 181004

because I am not dominant duh

No. 181006

File: 1619171858055.jpeg (122.48 KB, 600x900, B92A2EC6-CF16-4FB6-A844-254640…)

I feel like he would be a fun fuck but I don’t know why

No. 181013

Not just you anon. Michael Shannon is hot. I'd like him to shout in my face.

No. 181021

he's like 15cm taller than the average man.

No. 181029

File: 1619189409124.jpg (53.13 KB, 673x719, Screenshot_9.jpg)

He's hot even when he's fat

No. 181031

lemme squeeze those moobs, japan vlogger man

No. 181035

File: 1619193033700.jpg (14.26 KB, 384x480, paymoneywubby.jpg)

tfw no fat ginger bf

No. 181037

my ideal type right there

No. 181039

File: 1619193758194.jpg (928.89 KB, 3024x4032, wmt62or4mfp31.jpg)

i literally just found his videos. i am in love (even if he's a little obnoxious)

No. 181042

Who is it? Also why did anon delete the comment about him pissing on livestream what was that about kek

No. 181044

i wouldn't be surprised if he pissed on stream. idk shit about him but he seems chaotic

No. 181045

No. 181051


literally all submissive women are a disgrace to the gender

No. 181052

File: 1619196594777.png (3.68 MB, 1366x1912, 306792B0-52CF-4953-ABA4-50AE0D…)

People are being mean to him in the celeb thread so posting my king

No. 181053

i don't know, kid on the right seems based, i like him.

No. 181054

omg i'm popular! $50 for a half, i'm in canada.

No. 181055

aw at first i thought it was davey havok cause this looks like something he'd do but it's just some loser who isn't my sweet pure little davey

No. 181058

those tattoos are tacky as fuck

No. 181059

File: 1619199084332.jpg (29.87 KB, 634x845, Sean Price.jpg)

I'm so fucking sorry. I feel disgusting for finding him attractive, what he did was vile.

No. 181065

File: 1619199881350.png (74.2 KB, 231x300, GeneralGrievous.png)

There's just something about him that pulls me in. He has rugged features and the sexiest eyes to me. I'd love to feel his metallic arms on my body.

No. 181066

ma’am that’s a metra train, goodbye

No. 181067

Oh fuck yeah grievous was hot

No. 181068

Four arms. Two can hold your hips when he fucks you and the other two can do literally anything, also he can use his feet as arms so IMAGINE

No. 181070

You can join the planefuckers in the corner, this here thread's for meat boys

No. 181073

Oh so I get shit for posting Harry Styles but this is fine!

No. 181075

idk who that robot (or cyborg, for you, sperg anon) is but tin can husband is strong and has two lightsabers. what CAN your wanna be faggot do?

No. 181079

File: 1619203085123.gif (690.95 KB, 220x153, tenor (4).gif)

Actually, 4. Homeboy has 2 extra arms. Imagine the possibilities.

No. 181082

File: 1619203467679.jpg (205.51 KB, 419x548, bobby-cannavale-sexy-shirtless…)

bobby cannavale is very hot imo

No. 181085

File: 1619204180106.gif (499.76 KB, 407x267, 515420A2-0CA0-4A27-8B34-5BEC59…)

Well he has four nipples so idk….feed kittens?

No. 181100

grievous clearly has full healthcare through work, that's husband material right there

No. 181101

go sit with the savile-anon, prison-penpal-anon. and face the corner.

No. 181102

you could attach different sex toys to each one!

No. 181105

I’m actually not mad about it and wish I had noticed Daddy Grevious sooner

No. 181106

Fuck yes. Specifically that picture of him.

No. 181109

Are you telling me that I can actually write that piece of shit human a letter?

No. 181118

im 19 but this is weird anon, 15 year olds are so retarded and childish i would never even want to befriend one, pls seek help

No. 181122

It’s probably pedo-anon from the stupid quiestions thread

No. 181132

File: 1619220245486.png (2.11 MB, 1072x781, uli.PNG)

I'm so sad his site isn't up any more.

No. 181135

Must admit this would be an interesting fuck, anon. He would either be awful or great, no inbetween.

No. 181151

File: 1619226254192.jpg (34.26 KB, 400x401, 9978959464efb93f62625ff1b088f2…)

All I ever wanted in life was for him to do a fat line off my ass but nooo he just had to OD

No. 181154

File: 1619227268716.jpg (150.27 KB, 1080x1350, 6ix9ine.jpg)

he's okay, but 6ix9ine is both tougher and cuter

No. 181155

Holy shit my sides lol

No. 181157

File: 1619227990200.jpg (16.74 KB, 288x450, 127264216-288-k681367.jpg)


Don't worry he is all yours!
I never knew he had that many 69s tattooed. At what point did he just walk into the shop and was able to say "ah just gimme the usual tattoo"?
Is it because it's his favourite position? He seems like a freak either way haha
I'll stick to the guy with DADDY on his chest, so no matter how fucked up I would be, I'd knew what name to scream.

No. 181163

File: 1619229934790.jpg (345.04 KB, 1080x1350, tekashi.jpg)

6ix9ine doesn't need tattoo saying daddy to get me to call him that. he lets everyone know with his presence and body that he is THE daddy and doesn't need to ask for it. not only is he unafraid to challenge gender norms (wearing rainbow colors and having long hair) and go against body shaming, he also lets everyone know that he enjoys giving women oral and literally displays it on his face in tattoo form. it's called masculine energy, anon

No. 181164

File: 1619230369839.jpg (48.11 KB, 500x500, artworks-000650486962-o5h6u2-t…)

tuckeranons truly run these threads. i went thru a phase last year during the election after watching so much fox news.
i get it

No. 181166

File: 1619230480027.jpg (45.84 KB, 960x540, mgid_arc_content_shared.southp…)

this but the south park version of saddam

No. 181167

>that green dildo made for DP in two holes

why would he need that if he was dating satan who also had a dick?

No. 181168

File: 1619230962424.jpeg (108.45 KB, 750x640, 38AA17D6-C460-4DF7-8785-50D920…)

I am so fucking lucky that this SQUARE man makes the best fucking Thai food that is only minutes away from my home.

The drunken noodles are extra delicious knowing that his beautimous face was focused on preparing the spiciest fuck off experience for me.

No. 181169

File: 1619231472272.jpg (77.2 KB, 960x960, 9qzh0wqmudd11.jpg)


This is the most passionate paragraph about 6ix9ine I've ever read. This was truly beautiful Anon
I respect that.

But none of the things you've said couldn't be applied to my Peep. He's been fighting gender norms while beeing more of a softie. And Damn I live for this shit. Öile yesss gaslight me Daddy.
While it's true that he is on the skinnier side I personally really don't mind that. He may not be able to protect me with his body like 6ix9ine but my gothboi got a sword for that (and probably some switchblades, which he can feel free to test on me)

No. 181173

>this SQUARE man
Lmao. Honestly he's pretty hot anon, elegant features, nice eye shape, killer cheekbones. But yeah, uh. His face shape has a lot of right angles. So he's a chef local to you? That's cool, maybe you could actually have a shot with him. Just careful not to dox yourself.

No. 181174

yeah but what do his illegal acts symbolize

No. 181175


Naw I would never. He has a cute family.

I think it’s more unconventional that I already love the food first and then found out about the beautiful man behind the cuisine which elevates my Thai takeout to a next level experience.

No. 181176

File: 1619233451655.jpeg (131.56 KB, 1000x1499, E69166F4-DE00-4826-B9CA-8427ED…)

I feel bad objectifying him. He seems absolutely pure

No. 181177

Aaw, too bad then. I’m glad he seems dedicated to his family though. I can relate, I’m a simp for truly intense spicy food with flavor and knowing a cutie made it would just add to the enjoyment.