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No. 193846

a containment thread for people like the peepanons and carreyanons who can't stop talking about their trash men. different from the unconventional thread, as you can sperg repeatedly here about IRL guys (celebs, historical figures, youtubers) you may or may not be obsessed with

No. 193849

Isnt this just a rehash of the hornyposting and husbando thread? >>187962

No. 193852

>>193849
I'm making a thread because imo the husbandos thread should be kept to fictional characters and some anons wanted a thread of their own

No. 193854

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well alrighty then

No. 193858

>>193854
is this jim? he looks good with the hair and glasses

No. 193859

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i love seeing steve buscemi’s strange wonderful face every time i scroll past the troon thread op. i love him.

No. 193861

>>193858
based on the hair I'm going to say it's from this era

imagine if he had kept uploading to YouTube. Or had a tiktok. Or didn't quit social media. he's on hiatus from twt and all he put up there in the last few years was handled by his pr, mostly political cartoons anyway. Where is shitposting jim can we have shitposting jim back

No. 193865

>>193854
This specific picture looks like my ex and I’m terrified that it’s Jim Carrey

No. 193867

>>193865
oh there's a picture of Jim from around the time of Eternal Sunshine where he also looks like one of my exes. Even though I swear my ex doesnt look like Jim, other than being what I consider a geeky cute white guy with longer hair at the time… I'm sorry anon

No. 193938

Whats the point in peepfagging thread when this thread exists…

No. 193945

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>>193938
There is no point in it, just post in this one

No. 193946

>>193938
Peepanons are so disorganized m I swear

No. 193948

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I love watching behind the stage videos, they are so goofy

No. 193954

>>193948
Here, have an entire compilation of outtakes

No. 193959

>>193938
i’m OP, i basically created this thread as a containment board for repeated “unconventional attractions” who clog up the original thread, lol

No. 194190

Us Tuckerfags have more dignity than that.

No. 194194

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I had to dig this out

No. 194222

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Alright I’m a Peepanon but… Lil Pump hits different. Musty SoundCloud rapper daddies are top tier.

>>194194
The Shane Dawson took me out kek

No. 194223

>>194222
I don't understand peepfags because every SoundCloud rapper looks and acts the same

No. 194225

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>>194223
Maybe but Peep is definitely the cutest. But then again my taste in men is questionable
>>194194
I was so confused to see this one again. But I'd honestly love to do another one for this thread. Maybe later today!

No. 194227

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Gus looking sharp
>>194222
>daddy
He was only born in 2000 but I keep thinking he’s still some teenager.

No. 194228

>>194227
>>194225

I made a peepfag general it's >>>/m/149546 altho Idk if theres enough discussion to sustain it. I'm so sad he's gone

No. 194230

>>194228
Thank you anon!
Even if it's just for general peepfagging I'm glad it's there

No. 194290

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another day another jim
some of his suits are so fucking nice

No. 194311

>>194290
very cute

No. 195370

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I’ve been ushered here.

No. 195373

>>195370
who’s this?

No. 195376


No. 195377

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This guy is like perfect..

Might be a twink/gay but he is so cute , most of his fan base are girls lol

No. 195379

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Sorry for gamerfagging but this guy is too cute

No. 195381

>>195379
I remember there's always been a rumor on social media and "blind items" (even on LC threads) that he gives every groupie a herpes.

Don't like how he ended up getting shifty tattoos all over himself, but when you surround yourself around nothing but videogames…
.stuff happens
I used to find him cute when he was young.

Kinda miss super old lol scene, where things were new and it was entirely obvious that a lot of people slept in order to get some spark of fame and milk was interesting. Even though through this day a lot of eSports groupies are out there, streaming on twitch and they are as immature as ever

No. 195388

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yay a little more occupancy in here!

welcome to the thread!

No. 195408

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>>195377
Wow he looks like Dylan Dog

No. 195413

>>195408
I've always found Dylan Dog hot. I don't even care he apparently never changes his clothes.

No. 195415

>>195413
Me too. When I pass by the newsstand I always check if they have dylan dog. I bet he has 30 of the same shirt though, like steve jobs.

No. 195507

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>>195408
My comic book husbando can beat up your comic book husbando

No. 195536

>>195507
Yeah that seems about right

No. 196108

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autismo youtube cock strikes again…wanna suck on his titty

No. 196110

>>196108
oh nonnie

No. 196111

>>195370
god he is so attractive

No. 196119

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>>195408
>>195507
This reminded me of my favorite comic book himbo

No. 196155

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joao/john 8yrs from tumblr, does anyone remember him? he was very popular back in 2013-2015 he was super hot and funny-ish his selfies would get so many notes and he was with the popular clique eventhough i dont think he was friends with any of them. I couldnt find any other photo of him but im sure you've seen this one before if you were around then. I randomly thought about him the other day and asked all the ex-tumblr bigshots his nick then found his blog on my bookmarks by chance i had the fattttessst crush on him i wonder what he's up to now

No. 196156

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>>196111
He’s such a freak I love him

No. 196159

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Zoom jim zoom jim

No. 196163

>>196156
I love this tiny man's humour, he seems like such a sub too. His ex doesn't know what she gave up on

No. 196164

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ok im ready to get bullied guys, hit me with it

>>195370
i heard the call and i came here to swoon for our mini-himbo streamer hunk

No. 196169

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>>196163
Seriously. My friends tease me because they don’t understand why I like him but it’s just because he’s so insanely funny.

Also can you list specific reasons why you think he’s a sub I need to know for scientific purposes[/spolier]
[spoiler]Also I know everyone says it was mutual but uhhhh I look at Kim’s Twitter sometimes and it doesn’t feel mutual to me but that’s neither here not there

No. 196173

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i’ve watched literally every movie with him shit what do i do now i want moar

No. 196176

>>196173
Time to marathon interviews!!

No. 196189

>>196173
I dont even like 3dpd but god he was so cute in the big lebowski

No. 196728

>>196173
I quote "Why am I Mr. Pink?" way too much. I don't really get the mass obsession over him, but I'm happy every time i see him in a movie i dont expect to. He's just charming.

No. 197416

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thank you for all your time and stupidity, sisters

No. 199640

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I know he's not the most conventionally attractive but I really like watching his streams. They're funny and can be kind of chaotic, his voice is really soothing, and over time it's become one of those things where his personality (or streamer personality is more accurate) made him more attractive to me. I don't want to fuck him, I just want to hold his hand and go on cute dates to carnivals or something.

No. 199668

>>195381
Anonita please I need to hear more about the LoL esport groupies. At one point I was unhealthily obsessed with ocelote, tabzz and xpeke. My teen autismo brain convinced itself I'd have a meet cute with at least one of them.

No. 202634

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i could’ve fixed him

No. 202650

>>199640
he looks like he's ready to troon out

No. 202658

>>199640
anon I'm sorry, I also love his streams but I can't get over his face kek

No. 202864


No. 202980

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Tom Hiddleston in Coriolanus covered in blood was my sexual awakening when I was 16

No. 203119

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Henry Cavill.

I adore the look of Golden Era Hollywood beef cakes and for some reason he just hits the spot. This is cringe but I have an ongoing fantasy where I'm an aspiring actor in 1950s Hollywood who does small singing gigs at bars for extra cash and he is a businessman/acting manager in an unhappy relationship who sees me perform one night and falls in love with me…

I'm your national anthem, God you're so handsome, take me to the Hampton, Bugatti vay-ur-ah

No. 203128

>>203119
I love the fact he's so meaty too. God.

No. 203142

>>203119
Isn't that the scrote with the cannibalism fetish? gross.

No. 203147

>>203142
you're talking armie hammer

No. 203148

>>203142
No, you're thinking about another guy. Cavill is the guy who's attracted to 18 years old girls who look like they're already in their 30s.

No. 203149

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>>203128
Meaty with that delicious jaw line

No. 203150

>>203119
Kek I love him. I have never seen an anon say anything positive about him on here though

No. 203153

>>203150
>I have never seen an anon say anything positive about him on here though
Because he's a sex pest with a robolox head.

No. 203162

>>203153
RIP Henry Cavill he has an oof shaped head

No. 203166

>>203119
pls don't bring Lana into cavilfagging

No. 203177

>>203119
>Bugatti vay-ur-ah

kek anon

No. 203676

>>203166
But her music fits into the vintage Henry Cavill business man x anon fanfic universe

No. 203690

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I cannot stop watching his streams

No. 203691

>>203690
I'm something of an Edna gal myself.

No. 203713

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all i want is for him to tie me up, is that too much to ask for??

No. 203730


No. 203732

>>203690
Anon…. I posted about him in a thread (femdom I think) and I seriously love him so much…..

No. 203797

>>196119
Italians know what women want in a comic book hero. Heh.

No. 203982

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still want him. old daddy

No. 203984

>>202980
Same here nonnie, the homoeroticism between him and aufidius did something to my brain

No. 204554

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I want him. He’s cringe but I want him.

No. 204589

>>204554
Why is he cringe? Do i want to know?

No. 204712

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I miss 2007 jim

No. 204723

>>204554
anon spill

No. 204778

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>>204589
>>204723
He’s just very into spirituality and the universe, picrel is a typical post on his Instagram. Idk maybe it’s just cringe to me because I’m a jaded cunt lol

No. 204779

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>>204778
That being said I’m obsessed with him, and every time I see him doing this cocky little pout smile I want to fuck him stupid.

No. 204784

>>196173
He was hot in that movie, idc what anyone else says

Tim Roth could get it too

No. 204787

>>204778
Oh good. Posting cheesy inspirational quotes on social media may be cringe but it's far better than some of the shit I was imagining

No. 204791

>>204778
He's so hot he gets a pass, and inspirational quotes aren't nearly as bad as what I was picturing.

No. 204792

>>204784
If someone described Tim Roth to me I'd say he's ugly but somehow he makes it work. Even old he looks pretty great.

No. 204829

>>204554
He made far cry 3 such a sexy game

No. 205265

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he acted like an insufferable chode in 2017 but if watching the norm episode for the fourth time didn't make me want him less then nothing will

I need god

No. 214645

>>195377
Guys like these are my type too, i like soft feminine guys. but then i go through their comments find old scrotes simping and just feel absolute disgust.

No. 216033

You're free to roast me for posting this in the irl husbando thread, but I don't know what other thread my sperging could have gone in so it's getting dumped here. I just found out that there's a database of writings from Ted Kaczynski's cabin and since yesterday I've been reading through them. Right now I'm reading a journal he wrote in his early 30s where he writes about his day-to-day life. It's interesting in general to know what living in the wilderness is like, but there are also parts that are kind of cute and endearing like when he gets excited for the first snow of the year, when he logs his meals and makes note of how tasty they are, makes little sarcastic jokes, etc. I know this is a gross crush so I've been trying to stop being weird… and I'm aware this sounds so stupid but from his writings he has a personality that I find really endearing (I really cannot explain why) and these journals are just continuously feeding my stupid crush.

No. 216035

>>216033
link to the diaries?

No. 216037

>>216035
Here's a link to everything they have. The one I'm reading is right now is C-228 E. I just found this all yesterday and there's so much to go through. I know this is fucked up to say but I was having a shit week and finding all this stuff was like finding a goldmine to me.

https://harbor.klnpa.org/california/islandora/object/cali%3A885

No. 223867

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No. 223888

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oh wow some mf revived this thread

No. 223908

>>223867
I see you and I love you but I'm not gonna share

No. 223982

thoughts on bo burnham?

No. 223991

>>223982
cute in promising young woman but not a fan of the hobo look he's had going on
tall dorky comedian boy me like though

No. 224019

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>>223982
cute as hell, totally husband material. for 10 years he's been loyal to a woman like 12 years his senior. what's not to love?

No. 224036

>>224019
Hate him ever since he moved to LA and lost his mind during Covid lock-up. He looks like a gross homeless man now and his latest special was way too fucking political. I loved him before he became a Commiefornian.

No. 224161

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Linus from LTT is so cute, I love him with his beard and sweet smile. I wish I could go on a date with him someday; I'd get all dolled up wearing the Linus skirt, t-shirt and socks. A few dates later, we could even cuddle under the Linus blanket. If we had intercourse, the Linus socks would have to stay on.

No. 224359

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happy 60th birthday you fucking geriatric cretin

No. 228122

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I love this dork so much

No. 228129

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No. 228140

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AWOOGA

No. 229269

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Young Phil Anselmo (guy on right). He oozes sex appeal, charm, and looks cool as hell. Would have loved to fuck him in his early 20s

No. 229405

>>228140
I was literally just fantasizing about him rip

No. 229406

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waiting for sanic 2 promotions so I can see mr gurning waxwork again.

and he will be even less attainable and less manifestable than before!

No. 229414

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I had the shittiest day ever, posting him to feel better

No. 229428

>>228140
He's weirdly and charmingly semi-autismo in a way that I cannot describe. Good taste, nona.

No. 247969

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Whilst browsing the animation cow threads I came across the most beautiful man.

I understand now nonas, I get it now.

No water will quench this thirst.

No. 249243

>>196173
genuinely had no idea young Buscemi was hot
>>202634
can’t fix what’s already perfect nonita
>>224019
not to be gross but I would grind bo into a fine powder were he not a loyal, committed partner to somebody else and also many thousands of miles away and also unattainable regardless of either factor
>>216033
thanks for link, ngl already have a crush cos lbr he was right about literally everything except for bombing people so pretty psyched to read a journal that’s gonna make me even weirder
>>229406 >>224359
carreyfag I fucking love you please post more rare carreys. he is and always has been immensely fuckable but more importantly I’m stuck inside with covid & your birthday wish to daddy Jim made me laugh so hard I coughed myself into a blackout
saged for feversperging

No. 249615

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>>249243
awww nona I just saw your post I'm so sorry you're sick, that was me a couple months ago
here's a jim with tupac for you

No. 249616

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>>249615
also I now know it's not the same jacket but I love how he wore a similar one 20+ years later

No. 249617

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>>249243
>>249615
also nabbed some giant filesize gifs awhile back

No. 249619

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>>249617
with his co-writer (read: ghostwriter) of his book, dana vachon. interesting because danas been showing up as one of his posse members for a few years in candids and I thought based on his name he was a woman at first kek

No. 249656

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i'm sorry to revive this topic. i'm not one of the originals but the origin for my fixation is kind of storied and also rooted in the fact that he was, while around family, on the right path and displayed talent and insightfulness. once around his loser friends, the quality of his lyricism and overall shit went down tremendously. he seemed like a pretty decently thoughtful kid with some reflective and sweet songs at first, at least for a himbo from a highly academic background focused primarily on labor analysis, until he hung around more and more exploitative privileged losers from a dissimilar backgrounds. i also had a brief flirtationship with a young cook i worked and lived with as a teen who looked just like him and was from literally the same city as peep, who'd take care of me, so it all hits hard. gif related is like the hottest shit of all time to me tbh.

in my irl husbando dreams he'd have stayed with his family, who seemed to mostly have the right priorities and interests, not fucked with his face or chest, and just had a normal alt-life away from corrupting influences. i think he could've been a very moldable sub if someone stepped in soon enough. the mommy's boy thing he had with his mom also did not seem sexual at all, it seemed like he genuinely respected his mother and female family members and that is very rare.

No. 249660

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No. 249668

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No. 249691

>>249668
This picture smells like piss.

No. 249694

TIM ROGERS IS MY HUSBANDOO AAAAAAA HELP

No. 249695

>>249694
oh my fucking god hes so hot with that fucking guitar

No. 249725

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>>249656
I agree about peep being pretty respectful, I think a lot of that came down to his relationship with his mom. I'm sad that he ended up hanging out with the likes of TooPoor and people who generally didn't come from his sort of background or had his outlook on life. I think if he kept to his roots and didn't get involved with hollywood degenerates, he would still be alive today. A lot of his so-called friends egged him on and encouraged his drug abuse although I understand most of them were just as bad themselves.
Very sad to see peep end up this way at such a young age too, I think many people just view him as an edgy soundcloud rapper but he clearly knew his stuff and his influences when it came to music.i loved the Avenged Sevenfold sample on Move On Be Strong. He was a very smart guy and didn't deserve to leave so early compared to most of the trash moids in that scene…I'm also not ashamed to say I got a crybaby tattoo a few years back kek. Picrel

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>>249725
he was definitely respectful to his mom (rare) and family. i think a lot of the scene he chose to be around was obviously disrespectful and rap as a whole tends to be disrespectful and he acted in kind in order to fit in, but put down a better path, i really think he could've been very decent. his older songs (latitude, glassy, lose my mind, life) were very introspective and sometimes sweet. referencing andy kaufman's special in one of his first songs at 17 is prety impressive. he really could've been special if he stuck to his cultured and politically aware roots. i think there was a lot of pressure for him to be a certain way in order to gain more appeal which is unfortunate, and obviously he was surrounded by vultures. still so sad, he seemed like pre-hollywood he was kinder, had more varied interests and an interest in less destructive, and also materialistic habits. though many had emphasized he felt guilty for being more picked up and his less talented friends being left behind. unfortunate they'd all literally leech off of him to make them pay his rent, then steal the clothes off his dead body. toopoor was probably one of the best people out there in that minefield of leeches, though she wasn't the best obviously. it's unfortunate that bc of his appearance he's typecasted as another lil pump because he genuinely was different.

i'd give anything for an unpretentious, depressed alt-subby lefty himbo though

>>249691
nah, just messy. i'm a messy bitch too though. type-A, neat men don't really interest me anyways

No. 250241

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danofag migrating here from the unconventional thread ‘cos i was shitting it up too much

i want him so bad i’m gonna implode sistren

No. 250243

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>>250241
>>250241
he's so remarkably mediocre and reproducible anon, why him when you could choose someone actually cute?

No. 250247

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>>250243
i don’t even know man. he just has a bizarre sexual magnetism that’s taken ahold of me. i know objectively he looks pretty boring/average/like just some dude but i find him inexplicably tantalizing.

i think he’s a great actor & he usually plays weirdos/freaks which might be part of it. makes him spicy

No. 250250

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>>250247
but if he's otherwise normal doesn't that kind of detract from the appeal? he just seems like a normal dude who takes odd roles. he seems like a normal dude on interviews? i just watched a few interviews and i can't see it. ime the appeal is when it's genuine eccentricities or vulnerabilities. at least we all know carrey is a legit loon with legit mental problems. all i know is that non-peep fags are severely missing out on younger peep appeal and potential

No. 250260

>>250247
At least you might have a chance of meeting someone who looks like him irl, unfortunately there's also the chance he won't be a normie

No. 250263

File: 1647488224031.jpeg (163.76 KB, 759x1024, 61266B16-9F61-4F10-A1E1-C797BA…)

nona who was sick with covid I hope you're feeling better ♥︎

No. 250265

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>>250250
no, i think the contrast between his seemingly normal, nice, mild-mannered irl personality & his freak ass movie roles is endearing. plus the fact that he can tap into those personas for his art belies some genuine underlying eccentricity without the baggage of the whole tortured artist thing.

>>250260
god i wish…..

No. 250271

>>250243
This person you posted literally looks like he works at a gas station lol

No. 250276

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>>250271
hot nonetheless. i'm totally into trashy gas station cuties as long as they have his specific views on certain topics/came from his activist background and are subby. lbr though he was way cuter than 99.9% of them facially. in my fantasies he'd totally have a normal job and make music on the weekends while spending time with his activist family instead of end up squandering his talent and dying pointlessly surrounded by vultures

No. 250281

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>>250276
>>250276
sorry for spamming but bodily too. most gas station guys are short and not lanky

No. 250400

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>>250243
different danofag, but I don't even understand my obsession with him. He's so different from my ideal man but I still think he's super handsome.
I don't even think it's the type of characters that he usually plays, I've never liked men who get pushed around. He's literally just some guy, and yet I would die to have him kek

No. 250433

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>>250400
hello fellow danofag. god he’s fucking hot…i really am mystified by it too. i will say his voice is so nice & he always looks so clean & well-groomed & his hair looks so soft…. ugh i want him

No. 250434

File: 1647549618161.png (147.61 KB, 344x611, IMG_5322.png)

My scrunkly scrimblo

No. 250475

File: 1647574317120.jpeg (98.58 KB, 1242x1229, 62ED0D5E-0D3A-45B4-8A62-26F6A7…)

beautiful soft features

No. 250507

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a little too much dano in these parts of town, posting obligatorily

No. 250579

File: 1647631586065.jpeg (48.97 KB, 398x408, A41336A1-D964-405B-A2A9-5AC340…)

>A new Riddler comic book hits stores this October with "Riddler: Year One". Written by Paul Dano.

danogirlies can’t stop winning

No. 250608

these THR round tables are pretty nice and cohesive if you want to see various actors interact. I came for Jimmy boy but I really enjoyed seeing the other actors contributions as well

No. 250610

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i just want him.

No. 250616

>>250610
are you excited for the wonka prequel nona

No. 250617

>>250616
yes!!! i'm not into musicals but i'll watch anything for timmy.

No. 250618

>>250617
It sounds interesting even though I'm tired of reboots! I hope he continues to do well in his career, he's one of the few modern young celebs who people actually consider a-list.

No. 250646

File: 1647656735176.jpg (61.31 KB, 425x750, hnng.jpg)

he was perfect in nearly every way

No. 250650

File: 1647659055044.gif (5.38 MB, 540x370, tumblr_a9a7b32e9a208b9ea9a1c61…)

>>193846
need murder daddy to take me to mexico

No. 250705

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>>250610
i want to snap him like a twig (meant in the most loving way possible). skinny guys make me feral

No. 250730

File: 1647710082841.jpeg (99.79 KB, 402x523, 1BF3C88D-D56F-4368-B0DB-8ABFD5…)

>>250579
I look at your husbando and all I can see is Sid from Skins

No. 250738

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>>250579
>written by paul dano
interesting. i stopped liking comics long ago but i might check this out

No. 250741

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>>250705
you and me both, anon. i hope he never cuts his hair because his curls drive me crazy ugh

No. 250744

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Machine Gun Kelly… i know he’s an asshole most of the time but i can’t help it

No. 250745

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No. 250779

>>250744
true. Thought he was kind of an ass to Steve O in new jackass but was very nice to watch him peddle his bike and get drenched

No. 250783

i MAY be beating a dead horse here but i just saw batman. jesus christ. i couldn't even focus on the film because of just how inexplicably sexy i found him. like it was actual primal lust or something. my vision fr got hazy. not sure how to proceed from this.

No. 250795

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>>250783
based & danopilled. his voice is so sexy. i can’t even explain how badly i need him. he must emit some type of pheromone that drives girlies crazy on the internet

No. 250797

>>250783
also sorry 4 samefag but the first scene of the batman when he’s straddling the body & breathing heavily…. huurrrrr

No. 250798

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>>250795
I thought I was a weirdo for being so attracted to him during The Batman until I saw the general consensus. I want to sit on his lap.

No. 250808

>>250783
>dano screaming compilation
Based as fuck, tomorrow I might go see Batman too. I'm turning into a Danofag
What's the movie at 0:45?
>>250798
God he looks so hot in each and every one of these photos. I wish he always wore glasses.

No. 250813

File: 1647748637173.jpeg (726.61 KB, 739x1118, 71C76992-21B7-486C-9B03-E7723D…)

>>250808
>What's the movie at 0:45?
prisoners, it’s a great movie

this thread is turning into a dano harem at this rate.

No. 250822

>>250798
>genders
oh no no no

No. 250823

File: 1647755965482.jpg (97.86 KB, 630x1200, MV5BMTkyNDQ3NzAxM15BMl5BanBnXk…)

Dwayne the rock Johnson is soooo fuxking sexy. He was my first crush and will always be. I'm much younger than him but I want to find a man like him one day. He has such a wonderful vibe and is so humble. His smile makes me melt. Hes so cute ughh

No. 250825

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Watching him in pain&gain (my favorite movie) and he always motivates me to work out and be my best self.
(ot: but I went out on a date with a ex guy friend a long time ago and we both used to go to the gym together so I brought up how I loved the rock and he was my gym motivation and he couldnt stop sperging about how he probably does roids and I told him I didnt care and he was sexy anyway' I loved his attitude. Anyways he kept getting mad and I asked him if he was just jealous the rock could lift more than him and left KEK)

No. 250826

File: 1647756340325.jpeg (42.4 KB, 678x452, 62B38E10-496B-49E5-A081-EED029…)

I always liked Dan Auerbach but the new Black Keys actually gives me tingles a lil bit. He’s old and tired and looks like death warmed up, but somehow that part of the appeal. My chainsmoking middle American rockstar husbando

No. 250829

>>250825
incredibly based story. especially that last line I fucking kekked with you
>"are you jealous he lifts more than you?"
>leaves
Stacy behavior

No. 250830

>>250825
>>250823
Yes! He's so hot and such a cool dude, love him

No. 250884

File: 1647783608715.jpg (53.25 KB, 611x724, dano.jpg)

>>250881
it's part of the appeal (looks like he's a chronic masturbator)

No. 250900

File: 1647791081004.jpeg (75.03 KB, 815x816, 4A4F70CC-A6BB-41FF-80E2-BB5B74…)

>>250881
shane dawson looks like a malignant ogre. paul dano looks like a beautiful cherub

No. 250946

i love tom lehrer so much. i tried showing him to my grandma because i thought since she was old she might like him but she didn't like him at all and started saying she was worried about me because he's so "dark"

No. 250958

>>250946
I love him too!
>he's so "dark"
I mean…she's not wrong kek

No. 250959

File: 1647812067065.jpeg (75.43 KB, 640x960, D8FA8D36-BB19-4CB1-AD3A-46202D…)

Tillian Pearson from Dance Gavin Dance is so hot and he has a qt black gf and also has the voice of an angel. I would want to be held in his 6’3” arms while he sings me to sleep. He’s pretty boyish looking too.

No. 250960

>>250959
Listen to 1:15 it’s so angelic and makes me tear up who else would wanna get railed by this angel faced angel voice sweet big man who’s a little unconventional

No. 250972

>>250795
i didn't see the appeal in dano until i 1. saw batman and 2. watched an interview with him. his voice is REALLY hot… he's so mellow and cool and charismatic it's so masculine yet soft in a weird way. he's weird. he makes me feel weird. i love it

No. 250983

>>250958
yeah i guess your right. my grandma just acted like it was disgusting and the worst thing she ever saw.

No. 250984

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>>250972
god, yes. you’ve said it perfectly. i first fell in love when i saw love & mercy because 1. i’m a huge beach boys/brian wilson fag so i loved his performance - he was so innocent & tragic & it just grabbed me. and 2. i think he looks incredibly sexy as chubbed up brian wilson. like he gives good hugs too

also his hands are very nice. i have lewd thoughts about them.

No. 251001

>>250946
Stumbled across him a few years ago, was mesmerized watching his Live in Copenhagen performance on YouTube.
I can be picky as hell when it comes to attraction. But within the parameters of his mid/late-60's era, he is basically perfect to me. The look, the voice, the smarts, the cynical-but-charming perspective… I swoon a bit from any man who can sing and play piano simultaneously (something I could never do).

No. 251012

>>250984
Omfg I thought this was TIM ROGERS I was about to faint

No. 251099

File: 1647887928123.gif (6.05 MB, 540x280, b0630d9d2295595444ae2877fcc657…)

I've become deeply obsessed with snafu, something about the cajun accent, cocky personality and uniforms just hits different. Even saved some fics and still on the hunt for more I'm so pathetic.

No. 251101

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>>251099
(samefag) god I want to lick every inch of sweat off his body I don't even care that he's covered in dirt and grime 90% of the time kek

No. 251112

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>>251101
last samefag just wanted to post this one too

No. 251248

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i love watching my beautiful husband perform even if he's nodding on heroin while he does it

maybe i will meet him in the afterlife

No. 251258

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why does he have to be dead nonnies i miss him so much

No. 251285

>>251101
Rami is so fucking fine and underrated. I think people look at his eyes and meme them but he really is incredibly attractive and a great actor.

No. 251322

>>251285
that video of him screaming is so cute

No. 251514

File: 1648084197226.jpeg (464.37 KB, 894x894, 8A9C7C3A-8B81-4CB1-86B0-A20536…)

the nightmare I had where he basically was the skeleton spectre from the utagawa painting has officially dubbed him mr. bones

No. 251516

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Sorry for hamilfag but he is so gorgeous

No. 251532

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>>251516
Oh hello dark stuff

No. 251746

File: 1648180148018.webm (6.79 MB, 720x720, Gene Kelly by @alpacinofilms.w…)

Need to see more men that look like him on the screen. Why do they keep shoving below average men (imo) down our throats.

No. 251749

>>250608
ever since posting this all I can think about is the cute little admiration floating between Sacha and Jim kek

I'm no fujo but they could tag team me if they wanted

No. 251757

File: 1648185801830.jpg (53.22 KB, 480x720, 1601338194624.jpg)

>>228122
>>228129
He's so cute and made such a fun show full of even cuter characters.

No. 251762

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No. 251786

>>251746
Wasn't he notorious for smelling like shit? Or am I thinking of another Old Hollywood star? I know there was one of them who was a real stinker

No. 251826

File: 1648232451694.gif (938.29 KB, 400x200, tumblr_m8ft9ynUmz1qksxamo1_400…)

he's so happppyyyyyyyyyyy

No. 251858

>>251786
I kind of like the smell.

No. 251863

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>>251786
nta but you may be thinking of John Barrymore. I've read that he had incontinence from alcohol abuse, so he often smelled like pee. I would be really shocked to find out Gene Kelly smelled bad enough to have a reputation for it.

No. 251979

File: 1648313108919.jpeg (94.74 KB, 749x936, D4056BCE-948D-46AD-BCBE-7895B1…)

ugh

No. 251984

>>251979
…yes to both of them

No. 251990

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>>251984
He says thank you

No. 251991

>>251990
I say you're welcome

No. 251998

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>>251979
it took me a second to realize that's cousin greg and not bernie's actual son

also discussion of taika in celebricows reminds me. I love taika. douche canoe or not

No. 252094

File: 1648382028935.jpg (78.1 KB, 776x960, 55557260_2672897112782508_5963…)

This fucker has been living in my head rent free for the last two years.

His name is Lawrence Wong and he's an actor from Singapore.

No. 252100

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>>251998
Celebricows? I’m new here is that like an /m/ thread?

Also yeah I want Cousin Greg more than anything else in the entire world as of late. Did you know that he’s reputable for sleeping with fans? Why not me??????

No. 252118

>>252100
It’s in /ot/ and it’s one of the worst best threads on this site kek

No. 252242

>>202864
I'm late af to this but here is a video that shows off his sub behaviour better imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H61P0XU_rJ8&ab_channel=LaWater(embed)

No. 252558

>>252242
These aren't sub qualities he's just acting kind of gay. Unless you want your sub to giggle while eating burgers all the time.

No. 252591

File: 1648616814887.jpeg (582.04 KB, 1417x760, 660C4DF7-5BA4-4639-A876-2A7B47…)

i want to fuck the shit takes out of him
my god was that a shit take

No. 252610

>>252242
this is not subby, just lame. no offense. i love subby behavior in guys but this is just not subby, just him play-acting gay/silly, i suppose.

No. 253351

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>>252591
carreyfags now on suicide watch
in honor and in disdain, here is proof that the freckle mole still lives

No. 254641

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say it louder for the people in the back: i can fuck the shit takes out of him

No. 254837

File: 1649344971131.jpg (98.74 KB, 1078x1022, b38371629db550e491cc3832338930…)

mark… i don't remember a day gone by i haven't thought of this man.

No. 254847

File: 1649348865194.jpg (73.05 KB, 564x752, he so shy.jpg)

Oh steeve… don't look so nervous ust because your 75th birthday is tomorrow… i know you don't eat sugar so you can't have a cake but maybe you can still blow out 75 candles and make a wish
oh open your presents
>every present is guitar-shaped
oh man i wonder what everyone got you

No. 254863

>>254837
I'm so glad I'm not the only one simping for him. After he got buff and scruffy he became so hot.

No. 255526

File: 1649576125852.jpg (98.42 KB, 1280x977, a1eeba5dc9981a4f7e93ab9c4991e5…)

Randomly watched Dark Harbor with a young Norman Reedus in it the other day. Alan Rickman too if that's your thing. It's an interesting flick, hell of a twist at the end. Can't get over NR in it though, just does something for me.

No. 255547

>>254837
I got into him while watching unus anus during lockdown. Had kinda noticed him before but some of the more physical vids they made.. highlighted his appeal even more

Looking at really old vids of him he was weirdly nothing special back then. He's improved himself over the years.

No. 255581

File: 1649605826255.jpeg (20.7 KB, 190x293, 3BD28D45-246F-4EE7-BEAE-04154C…)

i want him to tie me up

No. 256321

File: 1649887569227.jpg (108.51 KB, 623x623, tumblr_7bd813bea321a024a2d9efd…)

i have such a crush on ethan nestor.. in fact i'm going to his show. in the process of having a heart attack right now nonnas.

No. 256361

File: 1649904148133.jpeg (621.69 KB, 828x756, 83CC8FB2-A154-4E2C-BC45-ECB00D…)

the only good thing to come out of slapgate is finding out this pic exists

No. 256416

File: 1649937842271.jpeg (921.52 KB, 828x1532, 1305CD24-14B8-46DD-AE2F-3389A4…)

The blackandwhiteknight on TikTok so fucking hot. I am jealous of the horses he rides.

No. 256423

i want mads mikkelsens old ass dick so fucking bad nonnys usually i restrain myself from lusting after old married men but idgf when it comes to mads i would drink his cum from a glass. i want to fuck him so bad. i want his ankles around my shoulders. i would suck his balls until they bruised. i would tie him up and tease him with a vibe for hours. idfc if he has like old man erectile dysfunction i would scissor him.
please dont ban me farmhands

No. 256439

want my fav to remind me of the intimacy I haven't had in over twenty four months. grab, pinch, suck the entirety of my body. to be naked, breathless, vulnerable in those arms. would let him raw me until i bled, nary a care about the consequences. i'd do anything just to make him happy or to fuck him for a night or a few days. he'd degrade and mock me for my two year celibacy streak, like the foul stench he is. why me. am i under some kind of irrational hypnosis? i'm so down bad i'd let that man get me pregnant.

oh god shut up

No. 256666

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I love him so much
>sweet voice, so disarming
>beautiful face like that of a woman
>big puppy eyes
>sexy ass puckered lips
>golden retrieveresque demeanor
just look at him, he’s so beautiful and sweet, he’s the prime example of a himbo. Inb4 look how he aged. All I see when I look at him now is a sweet old man with kindness in his eyes. He fills my heart with so much feelings of warmth. He has had such a rough life, I just wanna hold him. I am legitimately in love with him. He is an irl Jojo character with that beautiful face and nice ass body

No. 256670

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>>256666
>>256666
Forgot to mention that bod tho, I don’t get why people are so mean to him about aging. I like to imagine myself growing old with him, he looks so sweet like he’d buy you flowers on his way home from work or something. He’s just so perfect and I am obsessed

No. 256692

File: 1650066229991.jpg (164.45 KB, 1200x1200, EVnAHM3U8AA-xuZ.jpg)

He's the cutest man alive imo, although his tats are ugly and he's a kpop boy who deceives teen girls for cash, idgaf. It's physically impossible for me to start disliking him. His eyes are so freaking round and innocent, but his body is so sexy. It's a perfect combination. You might think i sound like a ratmy and that is because technically i am, but i don't care about the other kpop fags. Only Jungkook. His aura is just so pure, it's like you can tell he's a good person at heart. If he ever does something wrong i wouldn't be shocked, because he's a moid, but still. I would treat him so well, cook for him, clean his musty room, wash his ass, peg him. Whatever.

No. 256694

>>256692
Same nonny if only his tattoos weren’t so fucking ugly. He has such a nice aura

No. 256696

File: 1650069005835.jpeg (183.49 KB, 1200x630, 2CC81457-B223-4F5F-AA07-86874C…)

>>256666
>>256670
Yeah he obviously hasn’t aged well but I can’t help but feel bad for him. He did all his own stunts and got seriously injured doing so, including a major injury to his spine. He’s had multiple surgeries and been in and out of the hospital over the course of 7 years. In an article I was reading, he said that was one of the reasons he stepped away from Hollywood along with being sexually harassed by Philip Berk, the former president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. He also went through a divorce from his wife whom he had 3 children with. Then his mother died of cancer in 2016.

Sounds like he’s had a lot of really tough things happen to him, so I imagine staying a hunky heartthrob was not on the top of his list of priorities. Hope he’s at least happy now. He seems like a nice dude who deserves to just relax for a while. He was such a babe in his prime though. At least we have the pics to look back on

No. 256697

>>256692
Same. I don't even care about the busteds anymore after PTD (more like PTSD) but I still follow JK on insta. Also I keep hoping he'll release more solo songs. Come on Kookie, where's the mixtape.

No. 256703

File: 1650070462465.gif (4.05 MB, 640x640, shohei-ohtani-angels.gif)

his body is amazing and his face is cute

No. 256788

File: 1650118840920.gif (3.36 MB, 640x534, shohei-ohtani-shohei.gif)

>>256703
thank you nonny

No. 256872

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He keeps starring in the worst kind of low budget dramas but he is my beloved regardless.

No. 257026

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>>256666
>>256670
>>256696
these posts made me re-watch the mummy for the first time in years. god he was so hot when he was younger. but i agree anons while he is not necessarily a heart throb anymore he seems like a nice man he cares about his kids and thats attractive in its own way

No. 257027

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>>256703
>>256788
he’s so cute, I’m gonna start watching baseball brb

No. 257162

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Help me nonnies. My brain is fucking rotting. I've been watching PointCrow's subathon since the first day (unintentionally, I happened to click on his stream the first day and now I feel like I've sunken so much time into watching it that I need to watch it until it ends) and every day I watch this man wake up like a fucking stalker weirdo.

No. 257165

>>257162
he's so cute nonny, i don't blame you.

No. 257173

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I want to build a shrine to Steve Howe. I want a little plushie doll of Steve Howe to have on my shelf. I want a plushie Gibson es-175 guitar to be his little accessory. I want to make even smaller dolls of Jon Anderson and Bill Bruford to be the Steve Howe doll's dolls.

No. 257350

>>257173
You're getting to be as annoying as Boyegafag in the celeb thread

No. 257351

>>257350
nta but the thread clearly states:
>you can sperg repeatedly here about IRL guys (celebs, historical figures, youtubers) you may or may not be obsessed with

No. 257394

I already posted him in the unconventional attractions thread over a week ago but this is specific to cboyardee himself.
I want to imagine dating him and admiring his awkwardness while trying to show his feelings toward me. The first attempt at hand holding, wrapping his arm around my waist, moving my hair away from my face to kiss for the first time. I miss his internet presence so much. Last I found him was on a random RPG forum.

No. 257398

>>257394
was he like 14? he looked 14

No. 257407

>>257398
He's 34 now and most of these videos of him IRL were made in 2012, so he would've been around 24 at the time.

No. 257414

>>257407
oh, ok. i guess he was cute. i think the awkwardness is a bit though.

No. 257443

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Need to post my gentle giant (once again).

My ultimate fantasy involving him isn't even sexual: I like to daydream about a little scenario where we're living together in a cute little cabin in the woods, cuddling, making music, playing with our cats…
I want to brush his hair, cooking him some nice meals and take care of him.

Tell me nonnies, do you have some little scenarios with your husbando that you like dreaming about too or do you think it's kind of weird, with him being a real person?

(Sorry for that autistic ESL rambling)

No. 257452

>>257350
Now I am le sad

No. 257474

>>257350
she's way funnier than boyegafag
am surprised boyegafag hasn't tried to ban evade and come here

>>257452
don't be le sad if he makes you le happy

No. 257626

>>257474
Thanks I am le neutral now. My husbando triggers so many people.

No. 257854

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>>257443
Ahhh anon, that's a pretty spot on fantasy with Mr. Steele.

Adding Ayrton Senna here because I can't get over him. He was the opposite of trash. He had a perfect personality and the perfect look.

No. 257864

>>257443
I definitely have similar fantasies to yours, hanging out and cuddling, perhaps sharing a secret kiss or two. Going to the park, sitting in the sun and listening to music.

No. 257885

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>>257626
well this is your place too don't let people tell u otherwise

No. 257922

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>>256666
>>256670
>>256696
>>257026
I saw him in Breakout (2013) and he was a bit aged but I still think he was hot during this era why is he such a delicious yummy thing? Ugh Has my pussy howling I was frothing at the mouth with a lower belly tingly feeling like I had to pee giving me such a primal urge to mount this huge he-beast. He is literally so damn hot that I can’t even think straight when I see him just “I need to hump, I need to hump” I bet that dick is otherwordly. I want to lick his big tiddies that chest is sooo manly and I want him to hold my waist with his huge arms and hop me up and down while I’m sitting on his pink tinged white man dick I like how he aged here he’s got this vibe about him like he’s so boyish. I just wanna do such ravenous things to him

No. 257925

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hyde hot in blurry eyes

No. 257927

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>>257922
You know that shit is big

No. 257928

>>257922
Now this is what I like to hear

No. 258014

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again i must express my thirst. i just want a moldable trashy conventionally attractive young guy from a leftist activist family so bad… one of a kind. never gonna find this shit ever. so sad.

No. 258015

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>>258014
so cute with so much potential lost and from such a specific background

No. 258016

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>>258015
sorry for the spam girls but i'm drunk and cannot contain myself

No. 258037

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>>250823
Younger Dwayne did it for me. He looks too steroide-y and bald for me these days. Sideburns youthful Rock will forever be perfection.

No. 258038

>>258037
sexy eyebrows

No. 258040

I want to fuck the Rock and gently nibble on his eyebrows

No. 258042

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>>258037
Also, meme asides, he looks great here too

No. 258044

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Im so obsessed with him, even with the shitty bleached hair he's rocking these days, I want him to move to my city and fall in love with me, I'm so attracted to him I'd tell him that his shitty poetry is genius.

No. 258080

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Idk if I would go so far as to call him a husbando, because that strikes me as parasocial and weird, but I simp hard for Dacre Montgomery. I've shilled him before in the attractive guy threads.

I've done drawings of him before, and I'm struck by his long eyelashes and perfectly shaped lips. He also has cute freckles on his cheeks and nose. He also had really thick thighs and a nice butt. Guys who can pull off a mustache are pretty rare, but Dacre looks really good with his. Finally he has a sexy voice and an Australian accent.

He seems so sweet and cuddly (which is probably just the public image he's going for but w/e.) His girlfriend is really pretty, too. I think she picks out his outfits lmao.

No. 258088

How many pictures of your husbandos do you all have, nonners? I have 335 so far.

No. 258120

>>258037
Them tiddies tho

No. 258121

>>258044
Truly beautiful face, good taste

No. 258122

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>>258088
at least 1k, if not more than that

No. 258129

>>258080
I've consistently heard he's a dickhead irl but this pool scene in Stranger Things is Art. How can someone so sleazy be so hot?

No. 258151

>>257854
>He was the opposite of trash. He had a perfect personality
nona i hate to break it to you but senna was the definition of trash. He dated a 15 year old girl at 25, got enaged and broke up with her when she turned 18.

No. 258187

>>258129
From who? I've never heard anything like that.

No. 258203

>>258129
i know a guy who went to highschool with him who said he was an alright person.

No. 258208

>>255526
I'm into it.

No. 258218

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>>258016
sorry again girls i spoke to my prideful and arrogant elitist ex and it's just reaffirming my desire for a trashy pliable himbo

No. 258303

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>>258088
I mean, there's also screenshots of written interviews and little stuff like logos and arts in that folder but as you can see, I'm really, really autistic.

No. 258305

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>>258121
Honestly, and I don't like to be caught dead simping, he's just so lovely looking.

>>258122
A thousand pictures of Jim Carey, thats so impressive, do you guys keep pics on your phones or laptops??

No. 258342

>>258122
>>258303
Damn I don't think I'll ever get to 1k. I try to save the best quality pictures of my husbando with some exception. I'm just bad at finding the good stuff I guess.
>>258305
Laptop + USB stick

No. 258343

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>>258305
phone, online folder for those I don't feel like downloading or keeping, a few on laptop. for better or for worse, I have enjoyed tracking how he's looked throughout the years.

right now I'm just kind of fed up with him so I'm taking a break from watching content. i do still sometimes play roulette with his fansites gallery for funsies, which results in some weird images out of context from things I haven't seen, this one freaks me out

>pov: you have been kidnapped and stashed in jims dank basement

No. 258345

>>258343
>fed up with him
Kek

No. 258346

>>258342
Have you tried fansites, nona? Fansites often have galleries, or self contained forums with pictures. Maybe Pinterest? Also a good source for pics, albeit with quite a few reposts? Oh, and stock sites like getty or alamy will have logos but maybe them?

No. 258350

>>258345
i have always been critical of his actions despite finding him attractive, he's done too many things i cannot condone, but my vagina was too attracted to him before i discovered the fullest extent of what a mess he was. then came the oscars slap fallout. privilege and dissociation from reality leapt out fully formed

get out of here, old man! (but if you want to fuck, hmu!)

No. 258354

>>258346
Yeah I've tried these things. I see a lot of repeats but sometimes get lucky and find new things. It's a slow process. Maybe I am just too picky.

No. 258378

>>258354
Maybe. I've downloaded everything under the sun, I guess I like witnessing both the beauty and ugliness one man is capable of.

No. 258381

>>258378
Nevermind I've been working on it and found a bunch more pictures. I do like some ugly, some demon vibes are nice.

No. 258411

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The only thing that keeps me from fantasizing I'm his girlfriend is the fact doing that shit with real people is deranged

No. 258422

>>258411
i thought basically everyone with a celebrity crush did that lol

No. 258424

>>258381
congrats, nona, enjoy your new pictures!

>>258411
better than dreaming you two had children together. totally not guilty of that!

>>258422
as long as you're not acting like it's real I don't see the problem, especially if you're a lonely fuckhead who has relationship trauma, nothing wrong with fantasies

No. 258427

>>258411
You don't imagine yourself holding hands and frolicking?

No. 258430

>>258427
Daydreaming about real life celebrities embarrasses me a lot so I don't think about it that often, even as a teenager I felt it was cringy, I wish growing up I didn't had self-awareness, like those girls obsessed over 1D back in the day
Strangely enough, reading Actor x Reader stories seems fine for some reason kek

No. 258471

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>>258088
741
>>258424
>better than dreaming you two had children together. totally not guilty of that!
Same. It was the most embarrassing dream out of all the dreams of him I had, I don't even want kids irl wtf. Though the dream itself was nice and at least the child was a daughter

No. 258473

>>258471
damn it was wrong but we had all daughters, usually about 3-5 of them close in age depending on the dream and they were all adorable and lively. this is the last thing in life I should have dreamt about and he's way too old for me, he wouldn't even want kids rn, it's completely unrealistic, shut up brain

No. 258495

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>>258411
Famous people (especially moids) are the modern day court jester nonna. Fantasize away. They only exist to be fawned over and you don't have to respect them.
Pretend like he's a fictional character because in the end to us they basically are, we're never going to actually know them.
In saying that I have on many occasions thought about a reality in which I meet Elijah Wood and have to pretend like I didn't spend two months binge watching everything he's ever been in and dreaming that we were married.

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>>258203
I'm >>258080 and I'm not sure what the anon calling him a dickhead was talking about. Not to be autistic, but I dug around online trying to find proof of what anon was talking about and all I turned up was a bippie on Reddit who was reaching hard for shit to complain about (saying he was lying about being overweight when there exist pictures of him when he was fat, complaining about his poetry, etc.)

Its not that I don't accept the potentiality of him being a jerk, I'm just not seeing any good evidence for it. It smacks of the Jack Gleeson situation, where people looked for excuses to hate the actor just because the character is a villain. His costars (even the ones with bit parts) had good things to say about him, especially Millie and Joe Keery

No. 258504

>>258502
I didn't recognize this guy at first, the mullet in Stranger Things really did him no favors. Looks fantastic cleaned up though. I agree the mustache really suits him and I usually hate them

No. 258506

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>>258498
I know a few someone who know him, he's from Perth so it's the Heath Ledger effect we all know someone who knows him. And I have never heard a bad thing. He's such a stunner especially in stranger things, picrel was my phone wallpaper for a while.

No. 258510

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>>258504
I've noticed that men who look good in mustaches look kind of weird without them. Idk some of you guys might like how he looks clean shaven but I think the facial hair looks better (and I'm not normally into facial hair.)

>>258506
He mentioned in an interview once that he gets recognized a lot in Perth, even when he wears a disguise. I guess that's what happens when there are only a handful of famous actors from your city and you're one of them.

No. 258811

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>>257925
Old Hyde was best Hyde. Now my mans looks like a granny but I would still sit on his face

No. 258858

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Had a hard time sleeping last night. Didn't help that one of his songs was constantly playing on loop in my brain. I didn't even listen to it yesterday. Spoilering and sageing as to not upset that one anon with a jumpscare of my husbando.

No. 258992

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do any of you also have a collection of memes and or reaction images

No. 258995

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>>258992
My husbando has a very natural reaction-imagey face to me spoilered for jumpcsare

No. 258997

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>>258995
i have a folder named "spooky jim" i resonate with this on an earth shattering level

this mans got eyeballs hued like a demon from hell why the fuck is this even possible

No. 259001

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Can be used suggestively, can be used normally, but what I'd like to point out is that he is wearing The Classic and a Sonichu medallion. Foreshadowing our current age smh

No. 259012

>>259001
Ah, he's a clairvoyant trendsetter

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No. 260049

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i'm sorry girls. i'm so thirsty to lick the tummy of a skinny sweet subby guy. kill me now

No. 260053

>>260049
Girl same

No. 260056

>>260053
love you. no one else has related to me in the like 8 months of me posting my thirst for a skinny tummy subby guy. fuck my life, why are they so hard to find

No. 260070

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i am a shameful ezrafag and he has ascended from the attractive moid thread to irl husbando section of my brain. can't stop thinking about his crazy ass nonnies….help me

No. 260075

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>>260049
Oh hell no, why is this man's stomach greasy also what is with the weed tattoo.
>tummy licking
>skinny
>sweet
>subby
These are based though, so you are excused. Actually tummy-licking is only half-based because if anything, your tummy is what should be licked.
>>260070
>she was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared disrespect his queen

No. 260077

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>>260075
thanks, anon. reposting this pic in its best spot. he's sweaty, not greasy in the pic. i don't mind a sweaty tummy if it's on a subby sweet skinny guy. also yes obviously my tummy would be reciprocally licked. the weed tattoo isn't the worst, the worst is the 'daddy' one and others. i don't mind the weed tattoo actually.

No. 260081

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>>260070
THERE IS ONLY HELL

No. 260085

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>>260081
there is only an eternity of pain and suffering knowing i will never live financially comfortable on a farm with my husbando in his pre-schizoid era, looking after our numerous goats and chickens and growing tomatoes together

No. 260089

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>>260085
In this realm, he'd be the black goat on your farm asking you Wouldst thou like the taste of butter . . . wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

No. 260102

>>260075
Who is this nona?

No. 260117

>>260102
Steve Howe, guitarist notable for his time in the British prog band Yes, the supergroup Asia, and the group GTR with fellow guitarist Steve Hackett. Howe also has solo albums and was in a few bands in the 60's before joining Yes, such as Tomorrow and Bodast though I don't know much about them.

No. 260133

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>>260089
this is very accurate - and you know what? i'd say yes and then get possessed.

No. 260142

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good morning girls nice to see the derangement train is still going strong

No. 260145

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>>260142
good evening nonna, even after the world explodes and we end up in a post-apocalyptic bunker, this thread will keep on running.

No. 260147

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>>260145
Oh yeah aren't there more fears the world is going to get nuked? Maybe we'll find them at the end of the mushroom cloud. Fuck this shit

No cameras, no artificiality, no decency, just all of us in a commune at the end of the world

No. 260161

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>>260147
yep and honestly I'm surprisingly uncaring about it…idk if it's just me being so fed up of life that I actually wouldn't care if we were all immediately wiped out. it feels like enjoyable, or even basic things like having a house or stable job, are so unattainable for normal people now that i'm just quite fed up of it. that includes relationships and the state of moids too - i guess that's why we have husbandos kek. cheers to escapism!!

No. 260176

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>>260161
i guess I've fallen into the jim nihilism hole fully, not that he'll ever see anything I say, but yeah, I've succumbed. the world is shit like jenny holzer said, light one up and sink into your couch. it's not getting any better

everything in life triggers me and makes my brain ache and I cannot do anything worthwhile with my time, I've become hopeless dirt. I cant believe im not dead I should be dead

No. 260224

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i just want a trashy lefty lanklet that wants to worship my pussy and ride him so bad nonnies

No. 260232

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>>260224
just could've been perfect if intercepted and kept from fame and molded properly

No. 260279

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>>260224
good morning peepanon, peep looked trashy for sure but i noticed that his lips always looked smooth and actually not really crusty at all. i just know he used cherry Carmex - love that for him.

No. 260321

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>>260279
Another day of not being able to make him bark at gun point. How to cope?

No. 260344

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>>260321
>Another day of not being able to make him bark at gun point.
KEK oh my god that's hysterical
>>260279
morning! i'm not like a dedicated peepanon based on his persona or music like what i assume to be like, an 18 yo from the unconventional attraction thread, i just have a history with a guy like him kind of and i hate the lost potential plus his background was soooo specific for a trashy dude. perma upset there are no younger hot guys i'm attracted to physically worth trying to mold basically. no men are skinny and pretty anymore coming from based af backgrounds. his lips were quite smooth and pretty. and i had no clue about the carmex. carmex is a top tier lip protector that feels so nice on the lips.

No. 260363

>>260321
>Another day of not being able to make him bark at gun point.
Ezrafags are a force to be reckoned with and kinda scary

No. 260371

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Good morning retards

No. 260384

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>>260371
morning, howefag/yesfag. hope you and ezrafag are having a great sunday!

No. 260387

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>>260384
u too nonnie

No. 260388

>>260279
he looks so adorable here

No. 260393

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>>260387
kind of cute gif if he didn't look so devious when we also know his true nature. shame. another waste

No. 260397

I guess I understand Ezra's appeal. The whole taming a demon thing.

No. 260408

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>>260397
i mean he's conventionally attractive so it's not hard to understand. the howe thing (physically) i have to say i don't get, though he is very talented, no doubt. but i can get it for ezra though i do think he looks really rough these days. i like a softer face personally but it's not hard to see ezra's appeal physically. i don't know much about him personally but i'd heard he was a brat as a kid too.

No. 260428

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>>260408
I like Steve's skrunklyness and introversion
Ezra just frightens me, especially his mummy feet photo. Also his volatility, though I fucking love seeing what he's up to in Hawaii like that random video of him dancing. I wouldn't mind joining a group of several girls in Hawaii and follow him around and take pictures and just keep an eye on him for entertainment's sake. I say a group because if I was alone with him at any point I can imagine a chair being bashed into my skull.

No. 260430

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>>260428
same, i would go to hawaii and watch him lovingly from a distance. he has a scarily angular handsome face and i wish he would embrace it more. other ezrafags can you come with me?

No. 260449

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>>260371
good morning stevefag and other fags I don't want to work today

No. 260453

File: 1651423614004.jpg (58.02 KB, 564x756, stupid bastard man.jpg)

>>260430
yes my queen i will come with you and tame this crackhead beast
>>260449
>>260371
good morning jimfag i'm at work rn and am considering pulling a Main Character moment and dramatically pretending to faint

No. 260465

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>>260453
>>260449
you guys work weekends? sucks. hope you guys get to go home soon. hate working weekends. do what you need to do, ezrafag. enjoy your life!

No. 260470

File: 1651424317507.gif (1.1 MB, 244x244, nod-ezra-miller.gif)

>>260453
yay thanks nona! let's go!

No. 260502

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>>260465
yep im stuck in retail at the moment and it's killing me. it's nowhere as bad as my last job and I've been a few years here but I hate it. want to move on with my fucking life

>>260453
kek sometimes I actually do feel like fainting on the job so I get you. I'm the youngest worker there atm so it does feel like a main character syndrome situation a lot of the time. like no matter what I do I end up under a microscope even when I don't want to. small staff. hope you survive the rest of your shift okay

No. 260531

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>>260502
omg i know how that feels nonnie…this is my only non-retail job and i was one of the youngest workers at my last one, i wasn't allowed to get away with anything compared to older people or just the older moids who had been there longer. i fucking hate retail, i thought the customers would be bad enough but a lot of the staff are just so snakey and have a big power complex too

No. 260533

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>>260531
thanks for more Ezra pics nonnie, I hope you have a sweet day

No. 260536

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>>260533
ur welcome nona have a great day!!

No. 260539

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>>260536
anon thank you for caring about me

No. 260546

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>>260531
the only advantage is that most of my coworkers are women, so I don't deal a lot with male bullshit (other than dumb moid customers). they like mothering me. it does hurt knowing they'll never view me as mature and always see me as their child. I'm just here till I graduate and then out for good. i want to move on and not be trapped in this town

>>260536
I hope you both have a wonderful day ♥︎

No. 260595

File: 1651455485688.jpeg (170.94 KB, 570x370, DocHammer1.jpeg)

Genuine question ladies - do you ever look at your husbando and fee like unable to keep looking at it? Like it's just too much? He's just too pretty and you'll explode?

Oh Or I am just autistic?

No. 260602

>>260595
Some images yes, other images I point and laugh, but in a loving way.

No. 260631

File: 1651476927233.jpg (83.37 KB, 398x588, by Mars Hobrecker (2013).jpg)

>>260232
I find Peep quite cute. That gif of toopoor scratching his chin really makes me feel warm. I'm so sad about how he ended up.
>>260428
>I wouldn't mind joining a group of several girls in Hawaii and follow him around and take pictures and just keep an eye on him for entertainment's sake.
Nona, I love your mind.
>>260430
>>260453
I hope I can still join the quest. I'm a bit late with catching up.
>>260531
I want a video of him showing us a tour of his shoes/closet. Now that I think about it, I feel like he would've made a pretty entertaining YouTuber.
>>260595
For me, I get violent tendencies when looking at mine just because I find him cute and I'm aware of his flaws, so I don't feel any guilt, but a part of me does fantasize doing domestic, cheesy stuff. It's complicated.

No. 260633

I love the way he looks in this video.

No. 260669

File: 1651490035138.gif (1.99 MB, 280x540, stinky bastard man.gif)

good afternoon variousfags, what is it about a Monday that just drains my energy and makes me unable to do even the most simple things? i hate this shit

>>260631
you are very welcome to come on the schizo safari nonnie. i think he would have made a good youtuber too, i remember that video he did about his "fashion icons" and it was like 5 minutes of rambling which was strangely interesting.

No. 260673

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>>260669
>>260631
yay nonnie! the more the merrier ezrafags for our trip to hawaii

No. 260677

>>260631
>We don't talk about Erza

No. 260680

File: 1651495524467.gif (1.87 MB, 250x250, 55585AA8-B7E4-47ED-BBDA-814A1B…)

i love this thread

No. 260692

>>260595
God, Doc Hammer really scratches that itch for funny, talented pale goth dudes I’ve always loved. Based husbando choice

No. 260701

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>>260669
I would say it's "I hate mondays" syndrome. Sunday's designated as a day of rest. It will never live up to the name and hasn't for the past six years.

I wish I had the vacation days to be able to go to Hawaii nonas, I think jim was out there too at some point. rich people hanging out in exotic paradises makes me so envious. just imagine being able to do whatever you want with no regard. all I want is to be loved and secure and I can't even have that

No. 260702

>>2606
>>260677
>>26067380
Can we make an Ezrafag thread so we can laugh and lament over this beautiful trainwreck?

No. 260708

>>260702
No. I'm sick of a new /m/ thread being made every time the same dozen or so anons find another uggo to obsess over. First it was Adam Driver, then Jerma, then Dano, and I forget the others. The threads just die when you weirdos find a new footface to sperg over.

No. 260709

File: 1651506795835.jpg (99.77 KB, 640x992, ezra-miller-cute-fashion-Favim…)

>>260702
>>260702
i tried but got some angry anons reply to it kek, but we do need one to contain us ezrafags in one place

No. 260719

>>260709
Make Ezrachan

No. 260726

File: 1651513901699.jpg (61.06 KB, 564x735, wizardfag.jpg)

>>260701
i feel you jimfag, the freedom that comes with being wealthy enough to just go to hawaii or anywhere in the world you want and just…chill, seems so crazy to me rn. i can't even remember the last time i went on holiday, and even then my childhood holidays were just to spain because it was cheap and we were poor kek. i've always wanted to go to see the grand canyon or see certain parts of america in general, i guess thats possible for some burgers here but i live in boring shit england so its just a dream for me.

>>260702
honestly i like this thread with all the husbandos combined…if we made an ezrafag one i would miss everyone here too much KEK

No. 260730

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>>260727
Yeah. Not every husbandofag has to dream of living life in the luxury of uncommon landscapes and vacation islands. Though if that's your dream, then so be it.
Some of our husbandos prefer the English countryside

No. 260734

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>>260726
i get u ezrachan. my memory's so poor I can barely remember the vacations from when my parents illusioned they had money, and then after the split it was a whole lotta nothing. my last "vacation" ended in me developing covid symptoms day after I got blackout drunk. if not for wanting love from someone I don't understand why people think it's wrong to desire wealth, if it isn't an amount that's going to grievously harm the poor. people think i am crazy for wanting to leave the suburban southwest. the boorish familiarity is a truman esque feedback loop. wanting to escape without a full goal in mind is not a bad thing. it's easy for people who don't want to change, good for them for being satisfied, a lot of us aren't. for starved dreamers and schemers lacking the motivation… what are we supposed to do

>>260595
I can't look at him for too long anymore, I've built up a little sadness and fear. i also have cripplingly bad adhd focus! he's a humanoid abomination, beautiful, realistic, disgusting and monstrous. it's something that will never be replicated, I want to touch his face lines so bad

No. 260740

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me thinking about an ezra thread

No. 260747

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>>260726
>>260730
>>260741
I'm from eng and we do have beautiful countryside. so many book and film locations are inspired by our countryside. the Cotswolds is beautiful, Beatrix potter based and wrote peter rabbit there. There are other beautiful places too like bath, the lake district, Cambridgeshire, rye etc

ezrafags lets collect ezra from hawaii and bring him to the english countrysides

No. 260749

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>>260748
anon i am an ezrafag and that make me kek

No. 260754

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>>260748
english woman, can confirm, the sole reason i train at the gym is so i can capture ezra with speed and strength and then crush his head/revert his brain back to "normal moid" settings before releasing him back into civilisation

No. 260756

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>>260754
fellow english woman, when you have reverted him back to a normal moid i will take him on a trip round england

No. 260790

>>260756
what do you think ezra would get from Greggs nonnie? I feel like he would devour 8 yum-yums in the space of 10 seconds then chimp out and go raid a local Superdrug for their cheap lipsticks.

No. 260794

>>260790
maybe a vegan sausage roll. kek nona i can see that

No. 260802

Do any of you have any trouble finding beautiful images of your husbandos, only to be bombarded by egregious watermarks? It's not fucking fair, nonnies, it just isn't fair.

No. 260828

>>260802
the worst part is when it's right across the face. if your husbando is famous enough you may be able to find collections from events on news site galleries, dailymail buys up a lot of pics and then just slaps their small (c) across the bottom

No. 260834

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>>260828
It's always across the FUCKING FACE, they do it on purpose ok just look at this. I need this for my collection of Steve wearing this specific outfit, and now the collection is soiled.

No. 260893

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>>260828
pinterest have some cute pics and gifs for ezrafags

No. 260909

File: 1651577347640.png (625.55 KB, 619x616, bearded Ezra.png)

What do we think of his beard?

>>260669
I hope Monday didn't treat you too badly, nona. I think Mondays are the color blue, which rhymes with the word 'doom', but >>260701 makes an interesting point.
>>260677
I fear if he was Bruno he would have attempted to #mate# with a rat. I don't know he clearly dgaf about anything and has a "YOLO" way of living. Maybe I'm wrong.
>>260680
I love you and every nona on this board.
>>260726
>i've always wanted to go to see the grand canyon or see certain parts of america in general
I'm a burgerfag, but I think it'd be so fun to take a trip with variousfags around the world. I guess I'll daydream about it. I do one day want to travel to England. I envy most of the greenery I see there.
>>260734
>my last "vacation" ended in me developing covid symptoms day after I got blackout drunk.
That sucks I'm so sorry to hear that, nona. How are you doing now?
>>260740
Are there really only three of us? Maybe I'm wrong, but I think there may be more but they're too ashamed to say?
>>260747
>ezrafags lets collect ezra from hawaii and bring him to the english countrysides
He needs space from troons and enbies clogging up his head, and of course a long time in rehab. I think a nice little vacation time there would be lovely as his reward if he behaves any.
>>260754
>i train at the gym
That's so cool, nona. I assume you have fast reflexes to dodge anything he throws at you that's near him. Now I'm kind of inspired…
>>260834
I would recommend going to the IMT thread on /wg/ and ask if they could remove the watermark(s) for you. I know if you put your images together on Catbox they could probably do it though I don't know if there's a limit to how many they will do at a time. It doesn't hurt to try.
>>260893
So true.

No. 260910

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>>260909
>#mate#
My apologies.

No. 260911

>>260909
anon that pic is so cute. I almost didn't recognise him on the mobile front page

No. 260913

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>>260909
> What do we think of his beard?
I love it

No. 260914

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>>260911
His cuteness is one of the reasons why I want to hurt him. Ezra, if your spirit is here, please don't sue me.
>>260913
I know some anons find beards gross, but I think they suit some men really well. Like qtpieEzra for example.

No. 260916

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>>260914
agree, i normally don't like beards

No. 260921

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>>260916
He looks so romantic in that photo. Why did it go all wrong?

No. 260922

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>>260921
it went so wrong nonnie. that is why I sometimes feel guilty about being an ezrafag but then realise I am not alone with my retarded taste here

No. 260925

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>>260922
I'm really glad to have this little corner too. I really want to commission a tapestry of different Ezras (not including his themby self) like seal-chan did with the cows kek. But that would never happen as that'd cost way too much and maybe it's a little overboard.

No. 260929

>>260914
I hope Ezra finds out about the existence of Ezrafags and has a freakout about it on instagram live. I'm manifesting it.

No. 260930

File: 1651581257795.jpg (47.53 KB, 540x588, c4d0ec4e2ca1eca4775ebbac61794e…)

>>260929
kek anon

No. 260933

>>260929
>>260930
I'm cackling.

No. 260934

File: 1651582507206.gif (8.64 MB, 500x613, Tumblr_l_707412459710536.gif)

>>260802
I get all my Dacre pics from Tumblr. I've never seen one with a watermark there.

Granted, candids of him are pretty rare, and those are the kind of images that tend to be covered in watermarks.

No. 260950

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I'm an ezrafag too and I just wanna say that they did him so wrong with this hairstyle in the Fantastic Beasts movies … made me want to shit, cry and piss that they made him so ugly. at least in the newest one he had long hair.

No. 260951

File: 1651589519687.gif (3.09 MB, 322x252, DelectableUntriedIguanodon-siz…)

>>260950
fellow ezrafag that is so true, why did they do that?

No. 260953

>>260950
>>260951
Propaganda for the Edgar haircut. Their mission failed.

No. 260958

File: 1651591717585.jpg (27.08 KB, 500x316, schleepy.jpg)

>>260909
Thanks for the watermark advice, unfortunately /wg/ won't let me enter the image (resolution too small) and I don't understand how Catbox works, I'll be honest. I will remember /wg/ for other watermarked images in the future though, hopefully ones that are the appropriate resolution so thank you.

No. 260959

File: 1651591850302.jpg (74.72 KB, 564x564, 3828f2ac53108b287023e50bb77a9f…)

this thread is a cosy place for ezrafags

No. 260962

>>260959
he does look like joji here

No. 260969

File: 1651596363017.jpeg (116.18 KB, 828x564, 7F3D3CF3-DD9E-4F24-8E6A-F10F08…)

>>260958
No problem, anon. I can help you. You upload however many pics/webms/mp4s as you want and then you copy the link. It's basically an image hosting site. Think Imgur just without the SM aspect. I wouldn't recommended uploading personal information to this in case an autist who's guessing random letters and numbers could potentially land on your image out of random. Here's an example: https://files.catbox.moe/2q3gr5.jpeg
Don't worry, no files will ever be automatically downloaded (as sus as that sounds) unless you manually do it yourself. I'm sorry if it doesn't make sense, but if you have more questions I'm happy to help. ♥
>>260962
Funny you say that, I also like Joji lol
Do other Ezrafags like him?

No. 260970

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>>260969
So you're saying I upload the images onto Catbox and share on /wg/ that way? Soz im retar

No. 260971

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>>260970
Yes exactly, anon!

No. 260972

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>>260971
Oh okay

No. 260973

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>>260969
I actually found him when someone said he looked like joji as I also like joji kek

No. 260974

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>>260972
ITHINKYOU'RECUTE

No. 260975

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I hope he is staying out of trouble

No. 260976

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>>260973
Is it true he's a hoe?

No. 260979

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No. 260980

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>>260976
so lovely nona

No. 260981

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>>260975
We can only hope for the best.

No. 260983

File: 1651597578993.jpg (43.13 KB, 564x564, c5f953a898d7772c6c8428a829860e…)

ezra containment thread based

No. 260985

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>>260979
ANON LOL

No. 260986

File: 1651597690717.jpg (60.9 KB, 460x850, fag.jpg)

the wonder and mystery of this site being anonymous is that i can't tell if it's like the same 3/4 ezrafags or if there's more of us multiplying every day

No. 260987

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>>260979
Requesting our Ezra with Felix pls

No. 260989

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>>260986
same, this thread is nice for us. i don't care if there are 2 or 20 of us. i love you all and hope you are having a nice day

No. 260991

>>260989
I just love how his nose is 3D. Boopable material if you ask me.

No. 260993

File: 1651598527204.jpg (28.43 KB, 564x639, c976b1208e910d6eb483a5aa03965f…)

us ezrafags need a group therapy session

No. 260994

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>>260993
He looks so soft.
Are we really pick-mes like people say? I think I'm not and I don't act like one irl.. So I don't know.

No. 260995

>>260994
Nah. He's gross but definitely attractive.

No. 260997

>>260909
This is the nicest post in the whole site

No. 260999

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>>260994
probably, we should also probably be ashamed but I can't help it
>>260997
I know, that nonnie is so cute. and she is an ezrafag too kek

No. 261000

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>>260994
i don't think so nonnie, i can't speak for others but i fancy him because he is just physically "my type" in a moid kek. i think you can be attracted to someone and also not excuse or enable their behaviour, i think the dude needs serious therapy and to just probably go on an alcohol programme or something.

there's also the matter of his behaviour just being more open and obvious than a lot of other male celebrities - no doubt so many of them are also crazy and schizo (money can hide and buy away anything) but they just manage to hide it. maybe that's just my opinion though.

No. 261001

>>261000
But for him to be a husbando as opposed to an object of lust you'd need to also be willing to give him kisses, hold his hand, and go on dates, and sit on his face and have picnics in the park. Would you?

No. 261002

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>>261000
> i think you can be attracted to someone and also not excuse or enable their behaviour
agree

No. 261003

File: 1651600255458.gif (4.67 MB, 426x640, hell naw.gif)

>>261001
….you know what nonnie? i'm not answering that without a lawyer brb

No. 261004

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>>261001
um yes? i would all of the above and more after collecting him from Hawaii and taking him to a therapy session

No. 261031

I want to beat up Ezra Miller to set him straight so he can stop doing drugs and throw chairs at people. He needs to get his shit together. Ezra if you're reading this, please go to the hairdresser's and then to rehab.

No. 261039

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>>260909
>how are you doing now?
I'm extremely prone to accidental or purposeful self injury, so my physical health is never truly good kek. Right now I'm half empty. Not wanting Jim to quit acting but absolutely thinking he's a dirtbag and he'll be caught doing something else if he runs his mouth.

Either way I fret he found out about my existence. Maybe my mere presence butterfly effected his decision. That's delusional of me. I was manifesting meeting him. I am not focusing so much on it now. My obsession caused me a lot of distress at its peak and I'm okay letting it plateau and remain more neutral. He's brought me good and bad in equal amounts

>>261000
>i think you can be attracted to someone and also not excuse or enable their behaviour
absolutely. i don't want to seem like I'm condoning any wrongdoings a celeb man has done because I like his acting and find him attractive.

>i think the dude needs serious therapy

this for sure. men in Hollywood don't go to rehab easily. there is a stigma against people in the spotlight having mental issues or fits made into a media spectacle. Men are enabled, coddled, or treated as a circus, women are demonized. It's pretty bad when it comes to celebrity treatment overall. I am glad with the Ezra situation that a lot of people are thinking he genuinely needs help and not pointing and laughing. I have no hope for jim. He's at the age where whatever type of disorder he has permanently roached his brain alongside drugs. in a way I found it highly relatable that he has mentally unhinged moments with no filter, but underneath it all is a traumatized and suffering man who's abused others, and that I can't condone. what hurts more is being a woman who's got similar depersonalization issues but will never be treated the same as a scrote

i was an Ezra fan a few years ago so I have a soft spot for him, it's sad to see his downward spiral. He's still young, he still has a chance to go to therapy if he wants it.

No. 261042

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i hope all and every ezrafag dreams of this angular face tonight

No. 261045

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>>261039
i hope you feel better soon jimfag, I know exactly what you mean by this
>My obsession caused me a lot of distress at its peak and I'm okay letting it plateau and remain more neutral

I don't know if it's even applicable to people you don't know personally but I go through huge intense waves of limerence, it's so exhausting and although people meme about it (and also this husbando stuff) it honestly can be really depressing at times knowing reality will never really (unless you're really lucky I guess) live up to the various fantasies or scenarios in your head or in writing or art. Maybe it's just me being a lonely autismo but I find the whole thing interesting to think about. Idk if you can relate but I have also had a similar intense obsession with a moid I knew…I didn't do anything creepy but it was exhausting, guilt inducing and also just kind of cringe looking back on it. I don't know why it feels different with celebrities, maybe because they're so distant from us its automatically less stalker-ish?

>being a woman who's got similar depersonalization issues but will never be treated the same as a scrote


yet another double standard yup. Moids are humiliated too but sort of in a wow quirky crazy man way, women are just harassed non-stop and held to some sort of impossible standard of sanity that barely anyone famous could keep up with.

No. 261086

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No. 261121

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>>261045
>I go through huge intense waves of limerence
it's been a long and enthralling ride of limerance, but at times the turbulence is so bad you want to open the window and vomit rainbows.

>knowing reality will never really live up to the various fantasies or scenarios in your head

I never considered myself much of an idealizer. covid loneliness killed the cat. me circa 2020 saying I will never become what I hate. i lied. I still don't think I'm anywhere near as cancerous as 99.99% of stan culture. one glance at fans and I'm reminded why I don't engage anymore

>I had a similar intense obsession with a moid

I usually tend to attach more to characters and now an actor, but I get this. Must be the bpdfag in me, I don't consider every guy I find myself attracted to irl my obsession, but once the strong and usually less attainable ones of the lot leave their impression on me, I want them. Oh, sweet yearning. I attract damage who does not commit. I favor the famous, marketably trash version of damage that does not commit.

No. 261123

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i'm sorry guys, but my eyes desperately need a break. i hope you guys are all having a good day and a nice time.

No. 261182

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I never thought he was hot before, until watching the northman and now he's living rent free in my head

No. 261191

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Do any of your husbandos get fanart made of them?

No. 261207

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>>261191
guess who?

No. 261210

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>>261207
Does that technically count? There should be some fanart of him ravaging the Hawaiian countryside, then we'll talk.

No. 261212

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>>261210
kek anon

No. 261225

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>>261123
good evening peepanon, good on you for taking a break. Hope you're ok!

and hello to the rest of you variousfags. I can't wait until the weekend comes so I can have an excuse to rot in my bed and play sims 3. And by playing the sims 3 I mean spending hours looking at CC before forgetting to install anything then being too tired to play.

No. 261228

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>>261225
Anon I love that pic of Ezra. I hope the weekend comes quickly so you can play the sims 3 and you have fun. I played the sims 3 for years. my favourite is the sims 2 but I play the sims 4 the most.

No. 261232

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Damn found loads of japanese art of Steve Howe/Yes but I need translations to know what they are saying! Also Japanese girls are so based for being into prog, let me just say

No. 261252

File: 1651693899059.jpg (64.43 KB, 564x752, d9e3d084b81d30732c6e2222c8484f…)

here are some roses for ezrafags and all other variousfags itt

No. 261259

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>>261228
god i love the sims 2 so much. the storylines are so good and i LOVE the sims 2 for psp - i might play it now on an emulator kek. i'm trying to build strangetown in the sims 3 too so i can have nervous subject as my simhusbando but the Create a World tool is a nightmare to use

>>261252
these are beautiful thank u nonnie

No. 261264

>>261259
The Sims2 has storylines?

No. 261277

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>>261259
You're welcome nona. You should remake the beaker family but add an Ezra sim to the household too.
>>261264
Yes the sims 2 had storylines. Kinda like backstories, memories and personalities that the sims had. Like premade sims had relationships and family outside of their household already set up.

No. 261343

he peaked in hotness when he was a twink but he is still a twink in my heart.


>>251998
fellow taika anon! i watched ofmd recently and fell in love with his eyes. he seems like a bit of a douche but it's kind of hot
>>254837
i want to yank his hair
>>258044
see above

No. 261345

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>>261343
dropped image

No. 261352

File: 1651717172147.gif (1.4 MB, 250x176, oh i like this.gif)

Wheeehehehe I've over 650 pictures/gifs in my collection. One day I will be a one woman museum that nobody will attend.

No. 261365

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>>261343
I need to watch ofmd still. he has a very intense upper face which is a fav trait on men for me. i love his style and had no idea until a couple months ago that he'd done modeling when he was younger.

he is a douche unfortunately, he allegedly cheated on his ex wife with his assistant and after divorcing her had a throple with tessa thompson and his current gf rita ora. total cokehead too. but would I? yes, I would.

No. 261428

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wishing fellow ezrafags a happy thursday

No. 261497

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god I wish that were me

No. 261500

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I will never get to stroke his hair and gaze longingly at the veins on his hands, life is suffering ezrafags

>>261497
rami is such a cutie, god i loved mr robot too what a great show

No. 261516

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I will never get to hear him sperg about Vivaldi (he loves Vivaldi)
>>261500
The world is cruel this way.

No. 261645

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>>261500
> I will never get to stroke his hair and gaze longingly at the veins on his hands, life is suffering ezrafags
we are destined to suffer fellow ezrafag

No. 261666

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i think it is ironic that ezrafags are always really kind here kek

No. 261681

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>>261516
I'm sorry nonna…it's sooo frustrating

>>261666
yes kek, i like (and try my best) to be kind to people regardless but i also feel very guilty about fancying him because someone called me a pickme for this. idk what it is i just cannot stop thinking about this deranged scallywag. i wish he would stop using terms like "polyamorous" and just admit that he is a slag though tbh…

No. 261700

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>>261681
As long as you understand his actions as a person haven't been rightful then it doesn't make you a pickme.. guilt is a naturalistic feeling, shame is natural. you're not saying my poor little mew mew is innocent so you're above most of the internet right now

>>261516
>>261500
maybe one day time machines will be invented. VR wouldn't be enough.

No. 261707

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>>261700
> As long as you understand his actions as a person haven't been rightful
Yes, and I do still feel guilty sometimes for being an ezrafag. I know outside of this thread anons get angry at us kek

No. 261708

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forgive me for him being my irl husbando

No. 261712

>>261666
he should stick with this style now that he is hardfaced. this works for him well and it indulges the thembyism

No. 261714

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>>261712
agree. he also looks very sweet in these glasses

No. 261715

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>>261707
I just don't talk much about jim outside this thread for that reason anymore. Other than to meme when things start derailing in other threads. People have been judgmental since day 1, I would like to think I didn't ask for this, but it was fated for me. It befell me accursed. I'd like to think I can curse it back.

Anyway I have been reading jim's stupid book and this leapt out at me

>questioning even the value of an existence

>as part of a species forever looping between horror and heartache

No. 261716

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>>261700
Yeah traveling back in time seems like the best case scenario. I rather go to the 70's than have Steve come here and get told he's an egg for having long hair and several handbags and being introverted and a family man.
>take estrogen you'd look so pretty!
>take estrogen it'd fix your fucked up lazy eye
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEAVE HIM ALONE TROONS, aidens already project their EDs onto him, hilariously
>>261714
He should wear glasses more often

No. 261717

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>>261715
hi carreyfag, I hope you are having a nice day?
> just don't talk much about jim outside this thread for that reason anymore
same but with ezra. why is life like this?

No. 261719

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>>261716
Oh yes stevefag, it would be amazing to live in a different era. I wouldn't mind sliding back to the 90s-00s. It would be nice to exist at current age before brainrotten social media.

I would probably say peak physical jim for me was around 2002-2009. loved this cheesy flop hair so much. I'd have to convince him to dump the bimbo antivax bitch if I wanted 2007 specifically

>>261717
>hope your day is going well
same to you ezrafag! for some reason I woke up with a mosquito bite and really want fro-yo, weird start to the day

>why is life like this?

people are presumptuous. those who can't understand the intensity will never understand it.

surprised that boyegachan isn't here with the rest of us, does she keep getting banned?

No. 261721

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>>261719
I think Boyegachad reserves most of her boyega lusting for OhNoYouDidn't or whatever site she mentioned on the celebricow thread that apparently has loads and loads of boyegachads. Also kek, whenever I post Steve outside of here there's always one anon who gets very upset about it. I wonder if they are the same person who screencapped my rant about a prog discord from this site on the prog thread and sent it to them. They thought it was 4chan. I wonder if we have aiden farmers?

No. 261729

>>261500
Why is his chest so hairy?

No. 261730

He is just perfect.

No. 261731

>>261730
THe thumbnail is a lady though, but this is Steve Howe giving a little tour of some of his guitars.

No. 261732

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>>261721
at this point I've stopped using most other platforms. there's not a lot of people to sperg with who couple well with my batshit insanity.

No. 261733

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>>261721
I don't think bogeyachan would fit here. she seems a little aggressive and defensive kek

No. 261734

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>>261733
i wonder if we could teach her how to love
just don't mention asap or rihanna and its possible

No. 261735

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>>261733
But that's funny to me
>>261734
Easy- who will be mentioning either of them here? I don't think it'll ever happen though, unfortunately.

No. 261738

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>>261716
>>261666
yes he should wear glasses more often. this outfit is also very cute and soft

No. 261742

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>>261738
I miss Ezra's more boyish fashion. The whole enby aesthetic just does not work for his features. He's sharp, he's pretty, but he's not overly girly. Maybe I'm basic, but I'd rather have someone in a very simple outfit who looks good than a tryhard whose fit and makeup is terrible. The fact that he is an objectively good looking man makes his failings all the more tragic. Someone bring back more masculine Ezra and pull him out of his themby phase pls

>>261735
If we want her to come we can always manifest her. Wonder if I have ever run into her browsing ONTD

No. 261746

I want him so bad i cant contain my sperging to my notes app anymore… Not adding a picture because hes so unconvential even the women in the unconvential male attractions thread find me weird (i think) so im kinda embarrassed, but i cant help it…

No. 261748

>>261746
are you a hybristophiliafag

No. 261749

>>261748
No not that bad… just weird. But maybe im just paranoid idk.

No. 261750

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>>261742
anon agreed, i would do anything to yank him out of his themby phase. anything kek
>>261746
don't be shy nonnie, we won't judge you here of all threads kek

No. 261751

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No. 261755

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>>261749
i literally love a human puppet who can contort his face to look like satans anus how much worse can you get

No. 261760

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No. 261762

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>>261746
Ok ok youve convinced me. Im pretty sure ive watched every interview of him on the internet at this point…

No. 261763

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>>261762
kek anon don't worry, we don't judge here

No. 261766

>>261762
Pretty tame

No. 261767

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>>261765
ok nonnie

No. 261776

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>>261765
he looks like shit recently but idk if that's to do with age so much as him just turning into an enby unkempt schizo villain. like if you scrubbed him with soap really hard and forced him to take a shower, get a haircut he would probably not look that different from his golden pre-they/them alcoholism era

i guess you could say a lot of men just choose to become scruffs and fall off the wagon at like age 30 too because they think it's normal for them to turn into stinky ungroomed pigs. this is why i will bring a boar bristle brush and a bar of tea tree soap with me on the ezrafag safari.

No. 261777

>>261776
you have to address his long fungus toes as well

No. 261778

>>261742
God I was just thinking about this today jimfag - He doesn't suit makeup and feminine stuff imo because of those really sharp masculine features, it just looks like a fetish thing when it's done on very masculine men for the most part.
Also I love this outfit on jim kek it's giving me 90s boyband or cult leader aesthetic

No. 261779

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>>261776
anon that's ok, you are still welcome on the ezra safari trip
>>261777
kek anon but this thread is for us to sperg about our husbandos quietly and kindly
>>261778
same, he has such an masculine/angular jaw, he should embrace it more

No. 261780

>>261755
You know what, in this image I get it. You want a living cartoon man. That's kinda based.

No. 261785

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you are all lucky to believe that men fall off the wagon at 30, try being attracted to an 60 year old

>>261762
Spielberg? Not that weird. Also considered to be one of the most legendary directors of all time

>>261778
The one type of makeup I adore on Ezra is smoky or dark eyes. He suits the vampiric emo boy look so well, picrel is what he should've stuck with

>boyband or cult leader aesthetic

sounds like a movie idea in the making. god I wanted to write a script idea I had or two or five and every one spiraled into the abyss

>>261780
the older he gets the more his facial lines deepen. he looks villainous now, but there's still a certain softness to him. I will always love his eyes and smile. it doesn't matter how much surgery he gets or how he aged, he'll always look like jim carrey. and there is nobody who looks like jim carrey. plus the fact that he's 6'2" and built like a tree

No. 261787

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>>261785
anon you are so cute. i hope life is being kind to you right now

No. 261795

>>261787
He looks so boyish here. I love it

No. 261799

>>261765
>I was a ezrafag until i found out he is almost 30
Fuck, he might be my age, I need to look it up.

No. 261801

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>>261787
right now it's really boring! am running on fumes until something interesting happens. i am always holding out for excitement, since im too lazy or sad to make real change out of my various failed projects and fantasies yet, but i have aspiration to one day live an exciting life. with or without the mans. don't we all

love you nonas ♥︎

No. 261802

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>>261799
he is 29

No. 261807

>>261802
He's about to be 30 and I'm about to be 28. This is so weird to me, it's the first time I find a male celebrity in my age range attractive. I don't even have a chance to even meet him so whatever I guess. At least he can't throw chairs at me kek.

No. 261903

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good morning variousfags, what's everyone up to this weekend?

No. 261913

>>261903
I slept too much, my back hurts and I don't know if I should stay home today and read a book or continue a video game or if I should go outside and maybe go shopping.

No. 261920

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>>261903
Hey fellow ezrafag, I am going to play mini-golf today kek. I hope you have a lovely day whatever you are doing!

No. 262056

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>>261903
The weather will be atrocious all weekend but I hope I can hang out with my sister if she ever responds. Otherwise I'll probably just draw a lot and play vidya and weep. Probably get stoned. Lament the abject horrors of existence, you know.

No. 262069

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>>261920
Samefag, played mini golf and came last out of 4 other people. But I did get two holes in one!

I hope you variousfags have a lovely weekend

No. 262083

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>>261903
good morning ezrachan, I have to work the rest of the weekend. finish up my precursors to finals, and then finals next week. since last night was my only off day, me and mama carreychan went out for mothers day, ate japanese food, imbibed, and surprisingly did not rip another's throats out.

my body has fallen pretty feeble the past week or so. for no real reason.

>>262056
how's the weather stevefag? it's sweltering like hell down here, wish there was a way to crank down the dials on the uv

>>262069
hope you had fun ezrafag, that sounds great. enjoy your weekend too

i hope you all don't have to work, or if you do, find a way to enjoy your slog. don't forget to wish all the moms you know a happy mothers day!

No. 262130

>>262083
It's whipping winds and rain here

No. 262171

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i want to take this angular face on a picnic and then to a hypnotist to make him forget his themby faze after

variousfags, where would you take your irlhusbando on a date?

No. 262198

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>>262171
Probably to the park or to a nice town to go (window) shopping and then eat somewhere for lunch. Maybe a museum, preferably an art museum or a history museum, not so much a science museum, as those are a little too heavy for a date.

No. 262246

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I haven't been this into a guy in years, I'm seriously going insane just thinking about him, he's so cute and perfect especially in the 90s

No. 262258

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>>262171
Maybe something fun and silly like a museum or an odd exhibit somewhere, tasty lunch, don't care how cheap it is or how expensive it is. I'm a practical and simple person when it comes to dates. Entertainment and intimacy. don't bore me, entice me. I'd be happy just sitting inside tangled in his body and eating crappy pizza.

No. 262273

>>262246
He has an attractive talent anon, I don't blame you

No. 262314

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>cute face
>cute angry eyes
>cute mouth
>angry evil persona

I'm in love I can't help it anymore

No. 262319

>>262314
Okay but where would you take him on a date?

No. 262394

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thinking ungodly sinful thoughts about him today variousfags. on a sunday of all days!!

>>262171
we would go to a zoo, i love going to zoos especially if there's big cats there. i guess ezra's natural habitat is being a schizo chimp so it's fitting. after that we would go for a smoothie/milkshake or just some nice cold drink and then maybe for one of those really thin crust italian pizzas. not a hawaiian pizza though because it might trigger his ape mode.

>>262246
such a based choice nonna, young eminem is SO fine. My older brother had a poster of him in his room and I remember staring at it for ages because I couldn't get over how hot he was.

No. 262395

>>262319
Mom's Spaghetti

No. 262409

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>>262394
A zoo is such a great idea! It's in the same vein as going to a museum. Lots of walking and things to talk about and you can always rest and get a bite to eat. A zoo is even better if it's a lovely day. Also I love animals.

No. 262473

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Hey variousfags, i have a job interview tomorrow and I am very scared.

>>262394
Anon, a date to the zoo is perfect for this husbando for the reasons you mentioned. here is a flower for you

No. 262478

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>>262473
Good luck on your job interview! Break a leg!

>>262394
The idea of Ezra having like, this mk-ultra type alter ego that gets triggered when he's in certain situations is so funny to me.

No. 262488

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>>262473
Wishing you luck ezrafag! Break a leg (figuratively) as emfag said

>>262394
Zoos are fun. I love birds, weird flora and fauna, and and ocean life. Anything that looks like a primitive and eerie fossil that survived volcanic eruption? I'm there. As savage as nature is, we'd have more in common with it than we think

>>262395
Kekkkk I love how he actually made it a restaurant too

>>262478
Not sure whether husbando was ruined by industry or already schizo from terrible childhood. jims novel mentions wanting to commit matricide like an edgy 13 year old. I wonder how Ezra's childhood was

No. 262556

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No. 262558

>>262556
Is this… Tobey McGuire???

No. 262560

>>262558
yes, from 2000

No. 262566

>>262560
nta but holy shit, I never knew he was hot

No. 262571

File: 1652105514284.jpg (130.57 KB, 1024x674, 1614931925043.jpg)

>>257854
Senna was a nonce.

No. 262576

>>262571
He was? Source?

No. 262580

File: 1652109059719.gif (4.25 MB, 360x202, he is so passionate.gif)

Auuauahahheehheheehe i like to just watch him play

No. 262584

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>>262576
Adriane Yamin was 15 when Senna was 25 and they were dating.

No. 262591

File: 1652114939562.jpg (62.23 KB, 615x923, 1623050950971.jpg)

Oh, looks like I found a place I belong to!

No. 262592

File: 1652115034448.jpg (330.3 KB, 1042x1834, 1651505320673.jpg)

Ok guys, I will keep you all updated on here.

No. 262596

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>>262478
>>262488
I had my interview, and it went ok but not as well as I had hoped it would. Thank you for your encouragement and thoughts nonnies!

>>262591
Bogeyachan you are here! I wondered if you would find this thread

No. 262597

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i hope everyone has a good day, especially ezrafags

No. 262602

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>>262596
Interviews are nerve wracking, but I'm sure you did fine. All you can do is wait now and see how they respond

>>262592
Welcome Boyegachan!

No. 262604

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>>262591
So glad you found this thread, I look forward to reading your sperging.

>>262596
Hopefully you get a call back! Interviews suck but I'mj sure you did fine.

No. 262608

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I wonder what ezra is doing right now.. I hope he is staying out of trouble

No. 262609

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cutie

No. 262610

>>262609
I hate that he is actually cute and handsome, unfortunate and anger issues but still

No. 262611

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>>262610
life is cruel for ezrafags

No. 262613

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i literally feel like besides me thinking I'm uggo i am the type of woman he'd hurt and i don't want to think about that kek

why do celebrity men become monsters? why do I have to be attracted to someone who did ugly things? and why when I cast aside the ugliness am I still entranced by persona?

life is cruel

No. 262614

>>262613
I mean at least it's a rich celebrity who did bad things, imagine there are people getting their life ruined by some rando poor ass drug addicts, at least you will get some venereal disease from your Jimbo and not some burger bob.

No. 262615

>>262611
I used to ignore celebrity worship threads but now that I'm seeing pics of Ezra not troonified I want this man to destroy me

No. 262616

File: 1652124591221.gif (2.36 MB, 268x300, c6512aa87f1605e9f5dbf802343aaa…)

>>262610
> I hate that he is actually cute and handsome
true

>>262613
life really is cruel and unfortunate for us carreyfag, but at least we are in the same boat

No. 262617

>>262615
To be honest, troonification is the only way for him to come back to the big screen and redeem his Hawaian sins

No. 262618

>>262615
> I want this man to destroy me
you and me both anon

No. 262619

File: 1652124742039.jpg (89.93 KB, 488x750, tumblr_mtv658KZTA1qm8prgo1_500…)

Why do so many of you choose to have such dangerous husbandos?

No. 262620

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>>262619
it's a blessing and a curse

No. 262622

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>>262619
Even thought John can be intimidating while acting, like pic related, he is a real sweetheart in real life.

No. 262623

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>>262622
kek, that pic is a little unflattering bogeyachan

No. 262624

>>262623
He is acting. No wonder ezrafag doesn't know what that is.

No. 262626

File: 1652125337736.gif (1.59 MB, 400x400, ezra-miller-angry.gif)

>>262624
do you want to take this outside boyegachan?

No. 262628

File: 1652125544992.jpeg (119.2 KB, 1276x798, 308C64D3-D7B8-4462-8213-11AF6B…)

>>262614
why I am not settling until I find someone who's actually worth my salt or the man himself.

>>262619
wretched upbringing, family issues, am mentally insane. i don't like to be bored. tbf i did not know the fullest extent of what a lech he was til I did my research! now i live with the consequences

>>262620
a blurse (love this pic btw)

>>262623
unflattering pics are welcome, I love reminders that celebrities are sometimes just like us

No. 262629

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>>262628
you are so kind carreyfag

No. 262630

You ezrafags are absolutely pathetic. He has been an actor for years but you suddenly give him attention once find out he's abusive towards women? Will you stop giving him attention if he becomes sober? I hope you all eventually learn to stop fetishizing violent men and stop posting his rat looking face on the front page.

No. 262631

File: 1652125996758.gif (2.38 MB, 360x270, 6fc4dt.gif)

>>262628
I guess I just can't relate, I think my family issues and upbringing and mental problems swung me towards the opposite direction. I guess it's different because you didn't know, but sometimes that happens with me where I really look up to someone and find out they are horrendous and then usually by nature the awe fades away and I am cured.
Though typically I don't start liking someone that turns out to be quite that insane I think just based on the temperaments I am drawn toward.

No. 262634

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>>262630
anon, this is our thread where we can comfortably sperg about our irlhusbandos, we do not agree or condone ezras actions. we wish he will find the help he needs and would like to share our love for him quietly in this little corner.

No. 262635

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>>262630
I'm not an ezrafag but he's been getting attention from women for years because he's objectively extremely handsome. I had a crush on him like 7 years ago. Anyway objectifying a man doesn't mean you actually think he's a good person.

Anyway I love eminem in glasses so much he looks so pathetic I just want to hurt him ♥

No. 262636

>>262630
Just passing by but if he ever gets his redemption arc like RDJ and not some half-assed attempt at staying sober did I'll pay attention to him way more.

No. 262637

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>>262635
thanks nonnie, it is true that you can disagree with a celebs actions but still think he is very handsome. yes he is very cute with glasses, just like ezra.
>>262630
anon, please do not talk out of your ass, i don't suddenly like him because of that. i actually found about him because he looks like joji and then i watched WNTTAK and liked him since then. this was before the choking video.

No. 262646

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>>262631
my fascination at its tipping point was so deep and lucid it almost felt real, I'm an idiot for that. maybe I wanted to pretend I could be as successful or relate to someone who was unstable, and not conventionally attractive. i just wanted to chuckle my way out of my misery, and now I chuckle my way back into misery. there's a reason why the theater mask is concealing the sad face with the happy one

I've been forced to stick near home all these years so maybe it's my morbid attachment to this town of reminders that sought me in this direction. who knows what'll happen when I get out of it? perhaps I'll be so consumed by life trying to subsist in a new city without dying I'll forget about jim, till I leave I'm between a rock and a hard place

>>262630
i thought he was attractive before the choking video though. never would've expected what's happened to ezra from ezra of the past

every obsession comes with a double side serving of apologizing for said obsession, I don't think most of us condone what they've done

No. 262651

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STOP! you violated the law! variousfags, you're under arrest! post a funny pic of your husbando or you're going straight to jail.

>>262613
i ask myself the same questions nonna - still haven't figured out the answer.

>>262630
i've fancied him ever since i watched madame bovary, most ezrafags knew him before all of the crazy shit so i feel like you're jumping to accusations here. you can always simply scroll past the thread if you don't like it, we don't bother anyone and keep this stuff mostly inside the husbando thread…nor do we excuse or condone his actions. i just joined the ezrafags because i don't really have anywhere else to sperg about him and everyone is nice here.

No. 262653

File: 1652129004512.jpg (Spoiler Image,67.2 KB, 439x719, worst thing ever.jpg)

>>262646
This abomination.

No. 262655

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Sometimes I love him so much it feels like my heart is going to explode and I'm scared if I talk about it I'll somehow make myself love him less. I can't look at this picture without smiling like a retard. Anyway.

No. 262656

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>>262651
> i don't really have anywhere else to sperg about him and everyone is nice here.
me too, i love you fellow ezrafag and i hope you had a good day

No. 262657

File: 1652129422917.gif (1.96 MB, 240x240, b11c57081d2cd4df86e76d541f0a71…)

>>262651
he was so handsome in madame bovary, especially when he was angry

No. 262661

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>>262651
>i don't really have anywhere else to sperg about him and everyone is nice here.
yeah that's the whole point of the thread! that's why we're here, why it was invented, and why we were encouraged to come and post here! just avoid the front page or hide the thread if you don't want to see it

also agreed everyone is nice here, love the silliness and shared sentiments that we all have things in common across different favs! it's comforting!

I love this horrorcow so much

No. 262663

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>>262655
wtf why is he so cute nonna…

>>262656
thank u queen i hope you have had a good day too.

speaking of sperging, i was considering making a discord server for the variousfags here but i have no idea how it will work or if anyone would be interested, i know you're not allowed to put discord links here so idk how it would work or if it would even be worth it, because i do love this thread as it is tbh even if some people do get riled up because of it kek

No. 262665

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>>262663
that would be great as i know, ezrafags especially, get some nonnies riled up and angry but i do understand why kek

this smile is for you nona

No. 262666

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>>262663
I can make a discord sometime this week between finals, I am familiar enough with the platform. could just post it and delete it within the 30 min limit but we'd all have to catch it at the same time

No. 262668

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>>262663
I think you're allowed to post discord links in the friend finder thread, maybe it could go there? I'm not sure how that would work though kek

No. 262669

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>>262666
>>262668
i have actually never used discord before kek.. but i will do anything to be able to sperg about our irlhusbandos without being cursed at for doing so

No. 262671

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>>262668
>>262669
Alrighty then I'll try and make it before this week ends, and post it in friend finder maybe? How's that sound

No. 262673

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>>262671
Sounds good to me, just make sure you post here to let us know when it's posted there!

>>262669
I feel the same way, all my friends hate my em obsession either because he's problematic or because they're gay and can't relate. It's fine however I have this deep need to rant about the men I'm obsessed with and I'm tired of being judged for it.

No. 262675

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>>262651
spare me officer
>>262619
Rami seems pretty nice from what I've heard and what people who worked with him said, but sometimes I fear I might jinx it, even the nicest men could be hiding something.. I once had a weird dream that he got in trouble for doing something to a dead body and his face was all over the news but they wouldn't clarify exactly what he did

No. 262677

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>>262671
sounds good jimfag! i look forward to it, i'll keep checking the thread

>>262673
>I'm tired of being judged for it.
man same..maybe it sounds selfish but i have spent so much of my life feeling guilty for unnecessary shit that i just don't really care anymore lmao. like let me sperg about this obsession in peace!!

No. 262687

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>>262673
>>262677
I'll let you all kno!

my torment was concentrated to last year, I learned to either talk to people who'd accept it or ignore snide remarks if they came at me.

friendly reminder: nobody can make me hate myself more than I already do!

>>262675
what if your dream is predictive somehow? rami seems nice but he's also weird, I don't know whether I can trust weird men anymore. that means I can't trust rpatz either. none of them, can't trust none of em

No. 262692

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>>262687
If it actually happened I don't know how I'd even process it. Probably spend days figuring out what to do with all these images kek, well there are more bug-eyed fish in the sea. But that would explain the look in his eyes, I noticed they seem more deader as he got older and yet somehow its still hot to me.

No. 262694

>>262692
I don't know, I covered up his face except for the eyes and they look like they're smiling so you're probably good.

No. 262712

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>>262692
nah his eyes are nice. a guys eyes are the most striking aspect of his face, even if they're spooky. he looks kind to me! his eyes are weirdly gorgeous but they don't look menacing!

t. likes man with creepy reflective hazel demon eyes

No. 262721

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Its not even funny how bad I want this man. It literally drives me insane that ive met and casually talk to some of his close friends but hes famous so i'll never get to fuck him!!

No. 262722

>>262721
never say never, u can always manifest it

No. 262723

File: 1652155201475.jpeg (22.97 KB, 236x236, DBAAD4B5-8267-4077-AE33-43D756…)

Rory Culkin SPECIFICALLY in Lords of Chaos. Only drawback is the movie is incredibly cringe but I’ve watched it so many times just to see Metal Rory that occasionally I forget Euronymous (guy he plays in the movie for those unaware) was a freaky looking little manlet.

No. 262725

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>>262721
Part two to this, i just wanna flex that i met his almost as hot friend for the first time while listening to his podcasttt
ᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ(ᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ)

No. 262726

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>>262721
>>262725
Idk who this is but anon if u have even a little bit of a chance manifest the fuck out of it. I would kill to be even tangenentially close to my husbando. Don't let your dreams stay dreams.

No. 262729

>>262673
This is so cute! I was pretty much obsessed with Eminem when I was in high school and had pictures of him in my binder, all my friends at the time hated it and thought I was cringe because of his music being controversial kek your posts gave me a bit of comforting nostalgia

No. 262742

>>262726
>>262722
Thank you kind anons, i promise if someday i make it il post proof to show that we can all slam the man of our dreams
(‐^▽^‐)

No. 262751

>>262742
Honestly nonna idk who he is but I feel like everyone is a celebrity these days and interact with fans enough that fucks may be possible

No. 262780

File: 1652176139847.jpg (55.86 KB, 564x846, ada881c42ecd5fd769a3be67f86559…)

>>262677
> like let me sperg about this obsession in peace!!
me too nonnie, i am glad we have this little corner where we can sperg together and understand eachother!!

>>262675
i remember having a big rami phase anon and watching mr robot and all series and movies he has been in kek, completely understand you nonnie

>>262671
sounds fun carreyfag! i do hope i don't miss it

No. 262816

File: 1652193193474.jpg (582.32 KB, 1059x1111, handsome (28).jpg)

>>262721
Who is the bald man standing behind him?? Also I reverse image searched and that's jschlatt? He seems fairly accessible I'm sure you can meet him someday, at least to take a picture right?

No. 262887

>>262780
What is Ezra's phenotype? It says he's Jewish but surely he has something else going on?

No. 262892

File: 1652212900414.jpg (63.25 KB, 575x1024, CoBfWRsWgAAjRHD.jpg)

>>262887
I first thought he was mixed like one parent was asian, but he isn't, considering also he looks a lot like Joji, who is actually mixed. Speaking of Joji, he also started a rumor that they are cousins, but they aren't kek

No. 262905

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>>262887
russian ashkenazi jew I believe. russia is partly located in asia so it's highly likely a lot of russian people have asian dna, including russian jews. joseph gordon levitt is another example of an ashkenazi with more "asianfied" features, specifically him having smaller more hooded eyes.

my dads family is part russo ashkenazi and their genetics are very strong, he also has almost black hair and more hooded eyes. these "racially ambiguous" phenotypes can appear in other caucasian ethnicities due to mixing with natives and other groups over the years all across the board tho tbh

No. 262908

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>>262887
>>262892
>>262905
yeah, he is very racially ambiguous and also very cute

No. 262921

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>>260595
Based husbando. I know exactly what you mean. I’m such a sucker for strong male friendships. I’ve listened to the Venture Bros dvd commentary for every season at least 10 times over. Listening to them banter and bullshit back and forth is my happy place.

I feel terrible thinking this way but I’m 100% sure they’ve explored each other’s bodies during a drunken night of explosive passion, only to never mention it again. The thrill, fear, shame, and relief of it all is so appealing to me I just want to be a fly on the wall for it. I like thinking that it’s not necessarily gay but just… curiosity, maybe a desperation to grow closer than they already are. Both of them walk away from it wordlessly and never speak of it again, going back to “normal” the next morning, falling into that similar male trapping of not reflecting or speaking about your feelings.

No. 262946

>>262921
Interesting

No. 262994

>>262816
Thats his life sized pope cutout.

No. 263053

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>>262994
Damn. An effigy to guard against unwanted lust. Good luck getting through to him!

No. 263060

File: 1652284196255.gif (947.27 KB, 499x458, 71b5e2e05beb2284fde0915439c6c7…)

hey variousfags, i hope you are having a good afternoon, daydreaming of your irlhusbandos

No. 263062

File: 1652284777501.gif (494.27 KB, 240x338, 5179d7bb9817ac8506f83e10af4020…)

Hi does anyone want to talk about Richard Ramirez the hottest man in the world?

No. 263063

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>>263062
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No. 263065

File: 1652284941294.jpg (19.04 KB, 320x320, file.jpg)

Ezrafags = girls
Ramirezfags = women

Nonnies it's time to grow up

No. 263066

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No. 263068

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No. 263069

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>>263065
anon are you feeling ok?

No. 263071

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>>263068
i guess we would be seeing ezras face so that is ok

No. 263072

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>>263065
Ezrafags = women
Ramirezcels = cretins
I understand this is the irl husbando thread but damn there has to be a better place for hybristophiles, like maybe Tumblr? I do NOT want my sweet Steve Howe surrounded by INSANITY! He does NOT deserve this. BEGONE.

No. 263073

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>>263071
Excellent, we have come to an agreement.

No. 263075

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>>263073
but i don't want to see his disgusting face. this is our cosy safe corner. we don't need him here. sperg about him on tumblr

No. 263076

>>263073
Conveniently you chose pictures where his mouth is closed, hmm

No. 263077

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No. 263079

>>263077
he is a murderer and rapist, make a new board for retards with hybristophilia

No. 263080

>>263077
Conveniently his mouth is not opening far enough to reveal those fucking shark teeth.

No. 263082

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>>263079
>hybristophilia
Meme. Criminal or not, Ramirez is pure sex.

>>263080
They're charming.

No. 263083

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>>263082
Nonnie didn't he have severly bad breath because he ate only candy and never brushed his teeth?

No. 263085

>>263082
I think the different between a crush or whatever, and a husbando, is also loving the personality. If you love his personality you are a hybristophile

No. 263088

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>>263065
NONONONONOoooooOOO

>>263072
dw stevefag i will protect you

>>263083
why is em's waist so snatched here? love that for him

No. 263090

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>>263088
hi ezrafag friend!!!! i hope your day is good!! sadly our place has been tainted by pics of ugly individual today

No. 263101

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>>263088
he's a baddie

No. 263106

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I wonder what would happen if trapped all of our husbandos in one room?

No. 263107

>>263082
Honey, he looks like my left foot.

No. 263108

>>263106
I hope they'd beat the shit out of Richard Ramirez

No. 263110

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>>263106
chairs will be thrown kek, idk hopefully it would be a good time!! what do you think?

No. 263111

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>>263110
It'd be a disaster but I'm certain Steve's bringing the weed. I hope Ezra isn't psychotic or else he can't have a smoke or he'll start choke slamming everyone one by one.

No. 263113

>>263110
E-Erza-kun……….

No. 263114

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>>263106
I would make them fight to the death like battle royale.

No. 263115

>>263114
I concede to the fact that Steve would be the first to die.

No. 263116

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ezrafags they aren't replacing him as the flash kek

No. 263118

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>>263114
based, ezra will kick ass and get his ass kicked back

No. 263119

>>263116
This gif is making me giggle

No. 263120

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>>263118
Steve in the corner doing his own thing when suddenly a chair flies towards his head and decapitates him, feelsbadman

No. 263121

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>>263120
>>263118

Thinking through this is amusing to me. I don't know much about Steve but he seems nice and therefore I think he would be physically the easiest to kill, but emotionally the toll would be unimaginable. Ezra is probably weak but can enter into bezerker mode, plus his actions are unpredictable. Carrey is a serious contender to me because he comes across as very calculated and controlled in his actions. I think he might get annoyed at Ezra and poison him or something. I can't accurately evaluate how Eminem would do because I'm too biased in his favour.

No. 263123

>>263114
>>263106
Who are the contestants? We have
>Paul Dando
>Ezra Miller
>Adam Driver
>John Boyega
Who else?

No. 263124

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>>263123
ezra will be victorious!!

No. 263125

>>263123
I do not think we should include the husbandos that don't show up in this thread, such as Adam and Paul.

No. 263126

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>>263106
My husbando is stronger than your husbandos!!

No. 263127

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>>263123
Don't forget my boy nona

>>263125
Seconding this

No. 263128

>>263125
The more the merrier. We could also have Eminem, Steve Buschemi, Jim Carey and Richard Ramirez.

No. 263130

>>263126
leave us alone retard

No. 263131

>>196164
10 months late but who tf is that?

No. 263133

>>263126
He can come for the battle royale but he is not invited to the after party.

No. 263144

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>>263121
>enter into bezerker mode
kek like when you get a boss down to 20% health in games and they start to enrage. i can see that tbh.

jim would absolutely shapeshift into an eldritch monster after 10 minutes of battle

No. 263145

>>263144
ezrafag you need to be banned, i just know you a stinky jabba the hutt bitch

No. 263148

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>>263145
Ooooh the drama

No. 263151

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>>263145
nta but leave my fellow ezrafag alone!! this is our place to sperg freely!!

No. 263153

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>>263145
excuse me?

No. 263160

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Very nice recent interview with Steve Howe released a week ago, I learnt something very new and interesting. There are some lyrics on Close to the Edge that Steve had written (they are sung in the background by himself and Chris Squire) that goes as follows:
"In her white lace she could clearly see
the lady sadly looking saying that she'd take the blame
for the [crucifixion] of her domain
[Through] the duty she would coil their said
amusement of her story asking only
interest could be laid upon the children
of her domain"
Spelling mistakes aside and the weird inconsistency between what is on my album's inner sleeve and what are on lyrics sites also aside, I do like the rare moments we get to see Steve's written lyrics. These ones are based on the story of St. Bernadette. Very cute!!!
Sage for sperg.

No. 263176

you ever think boyega-chan tweeted one of these

No. 263187

>>263176
>first frame of boyega
>goofy face
>whole fist in the lol bucket
>staring intently at that poor man
Gigachad

No. 263199

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Ezra's clout chasing ex was a nobody, right? Not a celebrity?
So there's a chance, right?

No. 263295

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will i disturb the posters here sperging about my troon drag queen husbando?

pic rel was when they were presenting non binary (im in a dilemma between hate lusting him and being a genuine fan and using his pronouns btw)

No. 263296

>>263295
Get therapy if this isn't a self post

No. 263297

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>>263296
he is busy with drag con this week, it is not a self post

No. 263298

>>263295
unless i actually watched s14 i would've thought this was just an up-and-coming subject in mtf general

No. 263314

>>263065
Have you not seen how his teeth looked? Or descriptions of his odor?

No. 263322

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>>263295
Holy shit the new husbandos in here get more and more cursed. Is he really your husbando, anon? Or is it like a little crush? What would you even do with him? What kind of dates and little secrets could you share? What kind of fantasies could come true in your dreams with someone so gay and trans?
Does it count as hate-lust? Why are you wanting to respect his pronouns? This is so confusing. Is his personality even worthwhile? I doubt it since he's a tranny. Please explain.

No. 263324

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>>263322
> Why are you wanting to respect his pronouns?
kek nonnie, even though i'm an ezrafag i refuse to call him they/them

No. 263325

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>>263295
the most retarded irlhusbando

No. 263329

>>263324
>when god made man she was only joking
BASED TSHIRT

No. 263334

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good morning my sweet summer nonas, I am almost done with finals. hate beard cult leader jim but I thought I'd go for some variety today. Nice to see this thread is exponentially more cursed the more days wear on

I have created the husbando server and will post the link in friend finder next week. I am currently contemplating on whether to leave it as is or make more amendments

No. 263336

>>263334
I suppose I should make another discord account then right

No. 263337

>>263336
Nvm I don't know how REEEEE

No. 263340

>>263337
if you need to just make a burner email for the account

No. 263342

>>263340
I did it I learned how

No. 263348

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MY CRAMPS ARE SO BAD NONNERS

No. 263349

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>>263348
I feel you nonita, I always use hot water bottles, they help me relax too.

No. 263350

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>>263110
I usually don't like facial hair, but this light beard/stubble on Ezra is so attractive!!!!!!!!

No. 263352

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>>263348
This is terrible advice on my part but does eating or drinking anything help? When I nourish my hunger cravings my body stops aching so much

>>263349
This too

Have any of you tried the menstruation crustacean? Is it any good?

>>263350
I'm fond of that christian bale esque kind that's trimmed along the jawline, but agree facial hair is hit or miss. Ezra looks good with a little, it's defining, just as long as he doesn't grow a scraggly cultist beard.

No. 263353

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The list of graduates came out today, I knew I would be there but still weird to think that I'm finally finished undergrad after 4 1/2 years. Onto the next thing I guess.

>>263348
God I feel you, I am sending positive healing energy your way.

>>263349
>>263352
Thirding hot water bottles/heating pads, I know some people use a tems machine but electric shocks are too scary to me.

No. 263354

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>>263353
I have never heard of a temp machine and it sounds scary

>>263352
he looks so cute with this beard, hair and outfit!!!

No. 263358

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>>263353
congrats! hopefully graduating before the end of this year too. job hunting seems like it'll be interesting. you worked like hell and you should be proud!

>>263354
Isn't the pic where everyone mistook him for Joji? when he visited Japan

okay I'm done with spamming cultist jim. beard is taking me out for all the wrong reasons. why did he wear this dead animal on his face for so long? tux nevertheless is nice.

No. 263359

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>>263358
yes!! they already look so similar, they even have the same last name too.

No. 263360

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>>263359
now theres speculation since nobody's ever seen ezra's dad that he is in fact hapa

No. 263362

>>263352
I don't even have hunger cravings on my period usually, except sweets I guess. I usually don't have problems with cramps so I just down some ibuprofen and chill. I have somewhere to go today though, but moving around will probably help.
>>263353
Instead of heating pad I will put my laptop against my bare stomach and play a video game to generate some heat.

No. 263363

>>263362
Move around and maybe take a walk. If you're a naturally fidgety person it might hurt more to idle. Have fun doing your thing today!

my cramps have been horrendous this last six months or so and it's like my hormones took a turn for the worse. such is the institution of femininity. I can suffer for 180 days for one week of elation and then I will be doomed to suffer for another 180

No. 263372

I wish there was a pic of shteve drinking from a mug or something so i can be cheeky and smug. he doesnt drink coffee though

No. 263375

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>>263372
I love those dumb fav drinking tea coffee pics so much.

seeing what's going down on /ot/ right now
ezrafags are you okay?

No. 263377

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>>263375
It's a war of the husbandos and someone brought up both paul dano and boyega so I expect some epic sperging to commence! I hope Boyegachad makes a return soon.

No. 263379

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>>263377
I think she just did. Godsend boyegachad. Godsend ezrafags. Godsend otherfags. Good luck in your valiant fight

I usually abstain from too much involvement and trolling. Been using this site before this obsession started. Don't like tipping the paradigm too much. I did that already.

I already feel paranoid enough that jim stumbled upon me somehow like an a-list actor would care to browse this side of the internet, pfff

No. 263380

>>263379
What do you mean Jim stumbled upon you…

No. 263383

>>263380
Oh I'm afraid someone's cowtipped him as to who I am. for awhile I was kind of spergy. That man lowkey scares me no matter whether I want to fuck him or not, so it'd be terrifying if he knew about me

No. 263384

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>>263383
How the hell would someone be able to tell him who you are? Wouldn't he just think it's funny, either way? You're worrying me kek

No. 263386

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>>263375
thank you for your concern nonnie! I as an ezrafag am so glad to find comfort and friends in this thread!

No. 263388

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>>263384
Typing style maybe. I shouldn't be so paranoid. his main flaw is he's a whiny manchild narcissist who doesn't take well to criticism. I'm not a picturesque stan either, I feel incredibly disheartened by the wrong he's done. the contradiction is basically that i can't stop liking him when you shove aside my criticism. I have sympathy for why he is the way he is, I just don't excuse abuse

you're right, he'd probably just laugh. weird man attracts weird people. I've seen weirder and I shouldn't be worried

No. 263396

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>>263388
But what are the odds he'd know you? Unless you're going insane posting crazy shit across all websites? Does he even use the internet much? Very curious about the cowtipping and what makes you think this very high profile man would know or care about what you post. Would he know you want to fuck him?
Also the fuck about tipping the paradigm? What's going on? IS JIM CARREY OUR CURRENT ADMIN?

No. 263399

>>263396
Jim Carrey would probably be better than our current admin KEK. DOES JIM CARREY KNOW MY IP? Oh god

Nah I did post some tinfoils about him on other sites being connected to that creepy comedian blind item that's been mentioned in celebricows and scatter some seeds about his abuse accusations. Since most of the internet seemed to forget what he did to his ex. I would usually delete accounts. I don't do that shit anymore. Thus far I haven't received a lawsuit in my mailbox despite shittalking him, Jared Leto, and Johnny Depp triplicate, so I guess I'm okay

I started getting paranoid after I heard people say their posts about Jared Leto would randomly get removed off social media, but his fans are much more insane than the jim ones

No. 263408

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Happy 41st birthday

No. 263409

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>>263408
Also! He has a twin brother so actually 2 birthdays

No. 263470

>>263409
Happy birthday. It's funny, he shares a birthday with a friend whose party I was just at.

No. 263605

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Is he standing on the car, man get down from there

No. 263607

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I love you nonas itt

No. 263643

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>>263605
wtf steve? get down from there you rascal. you rapscallion, you mischevious knave.

>>263607
love u

No. 263646

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>>263643
Oh thank god his tard wrangler appeared

No. 263652

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>>263643
fellow ezrafag, why must we suffer so much?

No. 263681

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goin out and getting fucked up tonight

>>263646
ezrafags are your tard wrangler and I'm the tard enabler, get back on that car steve

ezrafags hope you are okay after yesterdays mess in /ot/

>>263409
happy bday rami and his twin! and happy bday to >>263470 your friend as well!

No. 263684

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>>263681
Okay.
Nice that you're going out tonight, I am also going out tonight. Two nights in a row! Who would've thought. This time it is dnd, but dnd always feels like a little party. Where are you going and getting so fucked up at?

No. 263696

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hope the nonnies going out tonight have a good night! I haven’t posted here yet but I’ve been lurking, it’s comfy and admittedly I’ve been falling back in love with my original boy crush (not rdj but he is a cutie too)

No. 263697

>>247969
aww nonnie! this makes me so nostalgic, we used to chat back in the myspace days. he’s a beautiful man with an equally beautiful (and very spergy) brain, immensely talented but he has a foul temper and made me cry on more than one occasion, I was probably being an annoying fangirl so I don’t blame him kek

No. 263710

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Nevermind. Outing's cancelled. Time to smoke.

No. 263720

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>>263710
same. it’s shit outside, way too windy

No. 263726

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>>263696
welcome to the thread! i love young rdj, and rdj is still a very handsome man!

>>263684
going to a bar
i am so hungry right now, need to balance the ratio of drinks to food so I don't end up washing dishes. this is why I don't go out enough, it's expensive

No. 263731

>>263726
it is expensive!! I miss going to pubs and eavesdropping on peoples drunk convos

No. 263735

>>263731
>tfw want friends or moids to pay for my meal but don't want to deal with moids and don't want friends to have to pay for me

No. 263758

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good evening everyone he's so sexy i'm going to die.

No. 263803

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good afternoon variousfags, this entire week has been so shit for me but at least i found 5 new pictures to add to my stupid weirdo husbando pinterest board.
how is everyone's weekend going?

>>263758
he has such beautiful eyes emfag..did he ever get a nose job? looking at his old pics his nose looks a lot different but maybe it's the angle

No. 263806

Ezra fags what would you do if Ezra decided to troon out

No. 263816

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Dunno what it is about tumblr's prog fans but the images they post are such fucking poor quality, though I think great quality images are rare to begin with but why even bother if the image isn't zoom-in-able! Can excuse the poor gifs because the video quality was already shitty to begin with

No. 263823

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>>263803
good morning! I drank last night and am going to get drunk again tonight. not too hungover. fun times were had. even got shots for cheaper than expected

not emfag but I feel like everyone in entertainment in front of the camera has or ends up having nose work. they don't like seeing nostrils. young jim had a nice nose but it got tweaked sometime between the 80s and 90s methinks

No. 263825

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>>263823
That sucks, they need to stop fucking with people's noses. I'm glad my Steev has a big fuckoff nose, considering I also have a big fuckoff nose- not that big mind you but certainly stately and pointed. Noses are such a weird thing to get fixed unless you have breathing problems, and I assume the unneeded surgery adds problems instead. Horrible world we live in. I wanna boop Steve's nose

No. 263826

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>>263803
hi fellow ezrafag, just saw doctor strange at the cinema. Elizabeth Olsen was the best thing about that movie!!!!

No. 263828

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>>263825
it's a vanity thing about not wanting imperfect people on screen I guess? it looks like they flattened his bridge and reduced his nostrils. its subtle. likely had to get amendments over the years (cocaine nosejob). I thought his nose was his natural one at least in the 90s, but nah, a man as imperfect as jim fucking carrey has a rhinoplasty. and other surgeries, but he looks more like himself then a lot of actors do as he ages

yet he still has all these other flaws that aren't considered marketably attractive and beauty isn't his brand!

early in his career he actually was trying for marketably cute boy roles and considered for them, but I think he decided he'd rather be weird and dorky. he auditioned for prince eric in the little mermaid and was considered for cry baby alongside rdj. the monster we now know as johnny debt won the part

shows you how vain the world really is.

No. 263829

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>>263806
he is not going to. he is too angular and handsome. he just needs help.

what do you other ezra & variousfags think kek?

No. 263830

>>263829
He's doing the whole themby thing for media attention, or was at first, hence the weird andro phase. and now he seems to be retaining it to come across as less threatening to girls. Plus whatever mental shenanigans he's got going on.

No. 263832

>>263829
Being too angular never stopped most troons

No. 263836

>>263828
I guess he found out the kind of roles he is suited for

No. 263854

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>>263836
yes, the role of an absolute lunatic. his career trajectory fascinates me. he had a string of bad luck in the 80s but worked with a lot of big actors in supporting roles like geena davis and jeff goldblum, then he was recruited by the wayans bros for in living color. he was never truly badly off but he had an exceedingly hard time finding an identity and success

he got his major break on a predominantly black sketch comedy show. he said white people were put off by him. maybe the mid 80s-early 90s were just too stuffy

i am surprised he's never been in a romcom. no i don't consider eternal sunshine a romcom. the majestic was a drama. some of his movies had elements of this. yes man is probably the closest. never a fullblown romcom. i guess his physical comedy and weird faces distort the perception people have of him so maybe he was never subtle or considered attractive enough for one, that never stopped executives from putting guys in romcoms that I think are less attractive than him. i mourn the fact that there is no jim carrey romcom with a female protagonist who gets dragged into his characters quirky mess, guess I'll have to live with the one I made up in my head.

No. 263881

>>263823
damn jim looks so innocent here. how times have changed..

No. 263892

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>>263854
what has jim done that makes him problematic? i dont really know much about him?

No. 263921

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>>263892
Strap in, this is going to be long.

as the resident jimfag there's a multitude of things that make me resent him, so this is why I will never condone his actions. He truly is for me, the embodiment of a "character study". A testament to degradation and unstable, charismatic persona. As hateful as he is, as much controversy as he generates and dodges? I love watching him. There's no real explanation to the magnetism, for me it's just entertainment, sadness, happiness, an admixture of all three.

I'm currently reading his novel thing at a snails pace, so I may gain further introspection into his whacko head (see picrel)

first, tidbits and backstory
>had childhood when his family went from middle class to impoverished after his father lost his job and never recovered
>his mother suffered from an illness and had addiction issues, pretty sure he resents her
>implications he first tried drugs when he was younger than a teen
>he really admired his father who was a failed comedian and creative himself
>dated 16 year older singer linda ronstadt when he was in his late teens
>likely did escorting or casting couch to get by in hollywood
>the aforementioned tends to breed the cycle of abuse with hollywood men who start off as escorts or child actors, becoming abusers or men who only date younger women themselves
>has adhd, dyslexia, and depression publicly
>has traits of and is theorized to possibly be bipolar, bpdfag, schizo of some sort, likelier schizoaffective
>seems to struggle with reality and self perception, depersonalization
>loses himself in roles a lot

the controversies
>divorced and left his wife and young daughter after cheating on her with co star lauren holly from dumb and dumber
>after boasting he wanted to live life "from a single man's perspective" he marries lauren not that long later
>their marriage lasts like a year
>reportedly de facto abandoned his daughter jane until she was a teen or young adult
>cycled in and out of a lot of short relationships
>had mental breakdown on set of man on the moon where his method acting as andy kaufman tormented cast and crew
>other weird set stories where he pissed off cast and crew members with his antics
>threw objects at gondry on the set of eternal sunshine and got angry at him for not letting him improvise scenes
>promoted vaccine misinformation after dating known antivaxer jenny mccarthy on and off for a few years
>spread lies about autism and other neurodevelopmental disorders
>subtler creepy behavior towards women including allegedly "satirical love confession" video directed at emma stone back in 2011
>that creepy incident where he kissed alicia silverstone on stage in 1997
>blind items online throughout the years say he is extremely controlling and unstable in relationships

>most prominently he was accused of abusing his 23 year younger irish ex girlfriend catriona white, giving her stds and introducing her to hard drugs

>they were in a relationship on/off for 3 years
>probably not the only man in hollywood to have done this
>this is an open secret but almost all men in hollywood have stds
>so if you ever want to sleep with an actor nonas make sure he wears a glove or so help you god
>tried to deflect but he never disproved that he has stds
>he was lost in the metoo soup and people forget since he had a civil lawsuit dismissed against him
>insist that somehow makes him innocent of all abuses even though there was evidence of him gaslighting his ex via text
>everyone forgetting that extremely rich man can bribe judges

this one hit the hardest. case is very complex and full court docs were never revealed. some people think scientology was after him and that cat was a sleeper agent bc of her other ex being a cultist, not sure. at the time of her death nobody knew in her suicide note she had implicated him of abuse. this was only found out bc her estranged mom and other ex tried to sue him for money 2 yrs later. they didn't care about her at all, they just wanted jims money. I don't know how to feel and this is obviously my worst moral dilemma with him. I feel like the exact type of woman he'd abuse and I hate myself.

>went through extremely insufferable yet amusing existentialist ranting phase where he said he didn't exist and was just a character around the time of the girlfriend lawsuit

>either a symptom or another deflection related to gf lawsuit, some kind of massive existential meltdown

general things that piss me off about jim:
>holier than thouness: tries to act all high and mighty like when he started doing political cartoons and only political cartoons
>hypocrisy: is critical of users of psychedelics despite likely being a druggie himself, stigmatized the mentally ill despite being mentally ill himself
>should deffos keep his mouth shut about women
>out of touch with reality: both mentally and generally, he was poor when he was a young adult and he acts like as a man who's been rich for 30 years that he still knows what it's like to be poor. no. you don't
>he's the king of deflection and "it's not me, it's you"
>said he was going to quit the acting industry to avoid responsibility for the fallout of chris rock-will smith where he shoved his tone deaf take down peoples throats
>shilled nfts which he has never brought out because the nft market is crumbling
>constantly manages to avoid controversy
>gets shilled as a nice good guy by majority no matter how sordid his past is because this stuff isn't widely known and he's a white comedian!

You might ask me why I still like this man. it's like Stockholm at this point. In the same way he destroyed me with his reputation his media and words also uplifted me when I wanted to die. he's part of why I'm still here and sometimes I wish I'd just died instead. I'm a bipolarfag and a bpdfag and I know I will never have his privilege or advantage. That's probably why I am entranced by him. I'm a lunatic and men will never respect me for it, not even my male equal. Hell, most of society won't accept male lunatics either. So it is a space oddity that of all actors someone like this obviously unwell, crazed man would become so singularly iconic. That to me is both beautiful and heinous. It in a way enabled me at my mental lowest to envision one day that people would like me, that I could be successful, if someone as morbidly fascinating and transparently crazed as Jim Carrey could be liked, then so could an unloved all life abused nona. That's so sad.

he came from a disadvantaged background, entitled and allowed fame to consume him. now acts like the type of person he'd claim he used to hate. As his ex Linda R crooned, "you're no good, you're no good, baby you're no good"

No. 263922

>>263921
>forgot to mention the ex gf committed suicide; or did I? I erased it and forgot to rephrase it
>anyway his ex committed suicide
Manic Saturday brain work please

No. 263923

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>>263921
Interesting love-hate relationship you have here and damn he has a lot of baggage

No. 263926

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>>263923
I don't think I can love anything without hating it. I will never be able to fully idealize or be positive about anything. I'm always seeking to desecrate idealizations. When I was into fictional characters I'd migrate towards the messiest, vile bastards and somehow try and salvage what beauty I saw in them that few others did. Always loved villains. What got me back into Carrey was robotnik. Recipe for disaster.

Kind of hard not to fictionalize him in some way when he to a degree fictionalizes himself. Still I view him as a tangibly broken person who is built on the foundation of learned bad behavior. I have similar yet different experiences, and I'm unstable with a poor sense of identity. Combine it with daddy issues and attraction to older men and voila!

And every single day of my life I cope with the fact that I am like this. I was like this long before smelly stinky slenderman Jim Carrey. But if it helped me actualize anything better at all, then all the more power to this. Humans are nothing if not the remnants of other people combined.

No. 263930

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>>263926
Would you say your attraction to Jim is based partly in meta attraction?
>migrate towards the messiest, vile bastards
I've always liked villains but I want to know just quite how far you go into villain territory, if you can give any examples. Cuz I also sometimes tend or have tended to salvage beauty found in villains.
>fictionalize
How do you mean by this?
>humans are nothing if not the remnants of other people combined
If this is your quote, then I agree with it and it's very succinctly apt. We really are just sticky tape-balls rolling through the dust and grime of daily interactions. Or maybe we are both pessimists.

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>>263930
>would you say it's based in meta attraction?
I assume meta meaning, attraction to introspection of oneself somehow? The thing is I hate myself, or I think I hate myself, I'm mostly fascinated with how a woman like myself can exist, let alone function for two decades and not drop dead. I suppose I see traits in other people that I myself have and find them far more attractive on them than my own self. If that is meta attraction, then yes

>some examples

I used to be really into some of the villains from the persona series; adachi, kamoshida, akechi, who were all quite vile in a way. I unfortunately found myself infatuated with a lot of misogynist villains while not excusing their misogyny. there was one villain from a different series who I developed myself who was a minor character, I formed an entire universe around him, won't reveal it for the sake of the fact that my past may still be out there. his whole base is that he was not likable and minor but I found a way to enjoy him and I expanded a whole universe that tied into a diverse version of the main story, so he became mine more than the canonical authors. I did things like that for funsies.

>fictionalize

it's of greater ease to see some of what he does as character acting or pretend it's not the "real jim" doing it, like the existential crisis phase, and remember that he's far enough distance away from me that there's no way he'll harm me or could even hurt me. I used to want to meet him and now I'm relenting it hardcore. Separation of persona and privacy, PR and alleged reality, whispers, sorting it all out, but isn't reality fickle?

>We really are just sticky tape-balls rolling through the dust and grime of daily interactions.

Love your phrasing.

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No. 263953

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>>263943
I'm sorry

No. 264090

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>>263921
wow!!!!!! oh my god nona, i did not know there was so much kek!!!! why are our irlhusbandos so problematic.. that is crazy!!

> a multitude of things that make me resent him

based and same

No. 264120

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>>264090
They got issues! It's not like you go in knowing most men in Hollywood, especially the seemingly nice ones, are problematic. It's the opposite of the way they're marketed to you

Ezra still has his chance for therapy and a redemption arc. I just hope he seeks guidance

No. 264122

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Although the greatest single instrument in the world of classical music may well be the piano, I of course, love the classical guitar. My next favorite classical instrument would most probably be the slender humble flute. which is outstanding in so many ways. Medieval in texture, meek in it's apologetic-ness, yet it can simply flow like water. In contrast, it can powerfully punctuate musical phrases. Wistfully, it can be beautifully gentle, so much so that it can melt away the tensions of any day. Especially exciting is it's rapidity, how gracefully it races through the octaves of notes available to it, retaining a lightness of color to equal the human voice. It articulates and communicates passages of dazzling music by the many cherished composers who have written for it, including but by no means limited to, Bach, Vivaldi and Mozart.
I have owned two flutes, I may still have one of these somewhere besides some wooden and bamboo flutes, one of which I played on the tune Road To One's Self from my album The Grand Scheme Of Things. Perhaps I do sometimes imitate the flute, by the use a volume pedal, voicing the attack of each note, fading it up to reach a crescendo. The violin is officially the leader of the orchestra and it is in some ways closer to the guitar in it's role amongst other instruments. Meanwhile, my enjoyment for the flute bubbles away underneath the surface of all my music.

I guess I learned something new today, but why is he such a sperg? Also why doesn't he know the difference between it's and its!

No. 264124

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>>264120
> Ezra still has his chance for therapy and a redemption arc. I just hope he seeks guidance
I wish wish wish for this nona!!!

No. 264130

>>264124
He needs to be on lithium or something

No. 264132

>>264130
Or lamictal? Just stay away from the antidepressants and opioids

No. 264134

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save his soul

No. 264147

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>>263803
hmm.. maybe but I don't think so. I think it's the angle and the skill of the photographer, picrel is another magazine cover where his nose looks pretty much perfect, whereas in candid photos you can see the bump at the end. It seems to be less prominent when he's heavier too and more noticeable when he's skinny.

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>>264147
Samefag but here's a later photo of him where his nose has its normal weird shape ♥

No. 264152

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>>263758
he’s so hot and goddamn his eyes are beautiful

No. 264156

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>>264152
Hello fellow emfag good to see I'm not the only one who appreciates his beauty and sexiness.

No. 264157

>>264148
Who is that portrait behind him

No. 264167

>>264152
I don't have anything in it but the weird bumpy nosetip is a rhinoplasty giveaway because they put cartilages to support the tip so it doesn't drop or move and they look obvious.

No. 264169

>>264167
NTA but I googled and I cant find anyone even speculating about a nosejob, I think he just has a weird nose…

No. 264171

>>263921
thank you for this nona. I feel you so much on the “I’m the type of woman he would abuse”, bpdfag too. I have always found Jim fascinating and see similarities to guys I’ve been involved with.

No. 264172

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I know he’s married but my god he’s so cute and seems like a really good husband.

No. 264178

>>264172
Jesse Pinkman!

No. 264182

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>>264156
look at his expression he knows he's fine as fuck…..

>>264172
welcome aaronfag, he is very much a cutie

No. 264199

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>>264182
thank you nona! that “I know I’m hot shit” smug smirk is hard to resist ugh

No. 264218

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>>264169
I love how some celebs have no plastic surgery speculation or rumors at all while others are under constant scrutiny. remember reading about how a bunch of comedians got chin filler (not sure about mr. pointy chin though), little subtleties you hardly notice at first, fascinating shit

>>264156
KEK why do I like this? It's a court appearance, right? This is a damn good pic

>>264171
Yep. should have known better than to think he was just funny. The curse repeats itself.

>>264172
welcome to the thread!!

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im so hungry but i wanna sleep
>>264218
>>264171
This is very interesting psychology here. I don't know what it says about human behavior but it's interesting. We're kind of onto something with this whole thread though

No. 264221

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>>264220
same, thinking about making popcorn

No. 264223

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>>264221
oh fuck popcorn sounds good. i want pizza but i shouldn't spend money.

>>264218
something about the court pictures drive me insane.

No. 264236

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>>264223
the expressions? the fact that he's donning such a nice suit? the color, the toning? agreed there is something about them that makes them appealing

>>264220
>>264221
am stuffed from dinner. I have been into trying new stuff lately. deep fried balls of sushi? sure, why not

No. 264246

Seeing an Eminem fan like that in the wild is so fucking weird because it reminds me of my big sister when she was obsessed with him in middle school.

No. 264266

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>>264182
nonnie that pic is so cute

i hope all of you variousfags have a lovely day kek

No. 264268

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>>264266
you too!

I am awake because I was sleepwalking. Never happened to me before, i woke up in the middle of trying to put sweat pants on over other pants kek

No. 264285

Ezrafags, I'm depressed, please post more Ezra pics.

No. 264287

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>>264285
say no more

No. 264290

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>>264285
Nona I have a whole Pinterest board, I can do this all day kek

No. 264297

>>264287
Thanks!

>>264290
Please do it all day, I'm stuck at the office with nothing working properly so I'm bored and while he's far from being my husbando he's 100% my type

No. 264318

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>>264297
i hope your day in the office ends quickly nonnie!
(one of my fav pics!)

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No. 264367

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The weight of existence hitting hard today. Why are we still here? Just to suffer? I can't wait until I am home alone for a week starting Wednesday. I just want to isolate. I am like a sickly medieval maiden, just put me in the box bed and set it on fire.

No. 264373

>>264318
I'll put him inside my suitcase next time I take the plane.

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No. 264400

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i hope you variousfags are having a great day!

No. 264441

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>>264367
hope you feel better, nona. The sun is finally out, I’m gonna take a walk

No. 264442

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>>264400
you too!!

No. 264444

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>>264441
Good idea, the sun is out here too and there was supposed to be a storm. I suppose I will sit outside.

No. 264462

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Not trying to be rude, but your taste in moids suck. Go watch coffee prince on netflix, so you know what a high quality man looks like

No. 264466

>>264462
>high quality man
>greasy hair and mustache
gross

No. 264470

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>>264462
You wouldn't get it. You would not understand Steve's devotion to his craft and to his family. His aesthetic appreciation for slender instruments. The undying flame of his love for his wife. His appreciation of music and nature. The healthfood sperging. His self control. His humility. His calmness. The pure passion of which he plays the guitar.
The man you posted? A fictional character from a shitty Netflix show? Who even is this man? Do you even know anything about him?

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>>264462
I have never found asian men attractive, just personal preference. No need to be hostile, we all have our own tastes

No. 264473

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>>264470
>>264466
Do i know this man? I've dreamed about this man every single night since i've laid my eyes on him. I have found him through an overhyped show about deadly games and i do not play games, but this man won my heart and it's on fire ever since. I would eat 10 raw squids on an empty stomach to get a glimpse of this gorgeous man irl

No. 264476

>>264473
>tattoo that says "big enough" leading towards his penis
ngmi

No. 264521

i hate the term down bad but i’m that i hate it i feel like im actually amy dunn gone girl psycho and i don’t care i’m that cunt. i’m not going to explain a single detail about him because it’s all….. but like literally i love him things that would gross me out if any other person did i’m like “ awww it’s so cute when he does that” i feel like i have a fungus in my brain

No. 264524

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>>264473
>>264462
i am an ezrafag and i have also loved gong yoo (and lee dong wook) since i watched goblin in 2016, you found him through his cameo in squid game? very weak and late anon!! i have posted gong yoo before on the attractive men threads, and the non-sexual turn ons because i loved him wearing turtle necks in goblin. as much as he is handsome, gong yoo does not really fit here, read the room, our moids arent really the most conventional and are either known for being controversial or unconventional. Which is why we are contained here. So unless you are going to be nice, leave! you don't even belong here.

No. 264528

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>>264521
you have the husbandofungus nonna, an infectious fungus that removes all your brain cells and forces you to make pinterest boards about a man you will probably never meet. welcome to the club!!

No. 264529

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>>264528
kek nona, you and I are one and the same

No. 264531

>>264400
I'm doing a bit better now that I saw so many pics of Ezra. Thanks a lot anons.

No. 264547

>>264473
I found him in "Train to Busan", great film btw.

>>264476
w-w-what…

No. 264586

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>>264531
that's good nona

No. 264588

>>264586
He looks so good here

No. 264839

File: 1652900439593.jpg (31.63 KB, 564x563, 782ba30042ea12835db78a66615916…)

i hope today is kind to you nonas!

No. 264958

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>>264839
good afternoon nona!

and good afternoon variousfags!! it's been so warm this week and i hate it. british summers always feel so sticky and uncomfortable. what's everyone else up to?

No. 264992

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>>264958
fellow ezrafag are you also a britbong?

No. 264993

File: 1652969302687.jpg (55.26 KB, 564x564, d57bd7a8a187afe236a00df3d54e6d…)

>>264992
i sure am queen, norf england to be precise! simple as.

No. 265042

File: 1652980833536.jpeg (117.62 KB, 680x673, CAFE031D-740C-4301-BA21-A1999C…)

>>264993
my goodness britnona, i am in the middle, but imagine.. we may have walked past each other kek

No. 265153

File: 1653021792493.jpg (571.49 KB, 1280x1700, tumblr_ph02d8_Vtvd1qav05wo2_12…)

My period is coming soon so I just spent the whole week crying over nothing and getting horny over nothing though the degen fantasies make me feel slightly better. and starting at his crotch in interviews and other certain photos
>>264958
It's warming up in the northern part of burgerland, then suddenly got cold out of nowhere, felt kinda cozy tbh. Sadly it'll jump up to july-tier heat over the weekend. Some schizo weather shit.

No. 265238

File: 1653062459675.gif (1.43 MB, 254x190, tumblr_mp4bulEXbO1r0wj33o2_r1_…)

It's getting so hot I am not ready, it will be 100 degrees tomorrow why???

No. 265281

File: 1653074956489.jpg (46.36 KB, 563x551, fabcf309146d8ef2136b87bdf31422…)

>>265238
i hate the heat nonnie!! it's like >>264958 said, british heat is sticky and uncomfortable, we are not built for it our houses are literally built to keep heat in and cold out!!

No. 265287

File: 1653076608174.jpeg (262.38 KB, 1920x1090, DF6B75B0-EF99-4F24-9912-7D339D…)

it's been awhile, sorry for the absence, I keep contemplating whether I should continue posting or not and I almost always do again anyway so. I feel like shit. How can I ever stop feeling like shit. Jim so silent on SNS he's probably not even gonna post his garbage art nfts with the market crashing. It was a retarded idea in the first place. His social presence moves at the speed of molasses nowadays so I don't know what I expected

>>265238
>>265281
I heard britbong heat is terrible, much worse than southern US heat. Most houses in the UK don't have AC, right? It's drier down here. Hoping you all find a way to cool down lovely nonas, summer sucks

No. 265288

Does anyone else purposely avoid looking up info on your husbando so you don't hurt your feelings? I just like to watch his stuff and craft an image of him in my head that makes me happy. The obsession is ruined once I find out about their past relationships or current wife/gf. Also can't stand knowing he probably has thousands of orbiters so I avoid fandoms

No. 265289

>>265153
>my period is coming so I spent the week crying
isn't that fitting?

PMS has gotten so much worse in the last half year for me. my coochie smells like rusting iron for all of 4 days, why all the dramatics? Gah damn

No. 265292

>>265287
>summer sucks

it's May

No. 265296

File: 1653078571426.jpeg (269.93 KB, 1920x1090, DCB9EA02-CAF3-42D6-A32E-806AFE…)

>>265292
close enough
summer starts earlier every year

>>265293

I'm doing meh, life is meh, I feel like crying all the time, like rami nona said pms pain is a bitch.

>i even keep wanting to distance myself from this website.. but i can't for some reason.

it's not like if I did i think I would find something better to do, I wrote a little today and that's the extent of my productivity in the last 12hrs.

>>265288
you should deffos keep doing that. do not wade through rumor and blind item archives, they are scathing as hell

No. 265300

File: 1653079010905.jpg (981.23 KB, 1250x1647, cute.jpg)

I am not a britbong I am a burger and it's hot and muggy here as well, though today it rained and stormed while I took a nap because I can't stop sleeping!!! I am so tired!!!
>>265288
no, the only things I find that make me upset are steve howe haters who are all aidens for some reason KEK

No. 265302

>>265300
oh my god im so sorry idk why I thought you were a brit stevefag

No. 265304

File: 1653079504001.gif (602.98 KB, 250x170, hes miserable.gif)

>>265302
You'd think so maybe because I'm a fan of prog rock bands which are mostly british, but actually the city I live in has always been a huge Yes-hub so actually my dad introduced me to Yes. Also my sister's a britaboo. The weather seems similar to what the britbongs are experiencing though.
Thankfully it began raining and storming. Funnily, Rick Wakeman (Yes keyboardist during their heyday, generally a great musician) said that Steve is very afraid of lightning. I don't know if he meant storms in general or a fear of getting struck by lightning but I find it funny, if what Rick says can even be believed, because he's kind of a goof.

No. 265313

>>265312
The fact that you deleted this and reposted to add your sexual fantasy is so funny

No. 265314

File: 1653080186103.jpeg (119.35 KB, 1200x1500, ezrabunny.jpeg)

I hate how much I like this. I want to lick his stupid chest and choke him against a wall while I rip open his dumb little jumpsuit and make him keep the bunny ears on while he whimpers. God damn.

No. 265315

>>265313
kek I did it again because of a typo, I'm truly unhinged

No. 265316

>>265312
The fact that you deleted this again and reposted just to unsage is even more funny

No. 265330

File: 1653083528465.jpeg (266.67 KB, 1920x1090, E3ABB0AD-E49C-4181-8B14-DA3E13…)

imagine if this site had an edit button

No. 265342

File: 1653084736534.gif (5.37 MB, 360x270, 6gxwri.gif)

>>265330
It would only end in disaster. Unless maybe if there were an option to see previous edits, then maybe it'd be fine. Not gonna happen though.

No. 265344

File: 1653085929595.jpeg (215.22 KB, 965x974, 1651449429043.jpeg)

>>265330
We'd miss out on a lot of amazing posts

No. 265352

>>265344
I still don't get this one, is the joke that it's beli and then some dude in a bat costume

No. 265359

>>265352
Some anon posted that pic without finishing her sentence and we'll never know what she was trying to say. That mystery combined with the vampire dude's facial expression just absolutely kills me and I have no idea why

No. 265364

>>265359
I do like saying it out loud whenever I see it. Do you think it's pronounced bel-lie or bel-lee?

No. 265368

>>265364
I pronounce it BELL-EE

No. 265372

>>265368
I say bel-lie myself, with the emphasis on the lie.

No. 265400

>>265368
>>265364
I also say “bell-ee”, since I think she was trying to say “I can’t believe” lmao

No. 265401

File: 1653120981380.png (682.79 KB, 800x640, hmmmmm.png)

Dacre is the best husbando because he looks like an Arrow Collar Man. If they ever make a biopic about JC Leyendecker, they HAVE to cast Dacre as Charles Beach.

>>265314
I hate his face, but I like his outfit and chest hair. If he hit me with a chair while wearing that, I might not press charges. Or I guess I still would, but I'd hesitate a little.

No. 265416

File: 1653133959113.jpeg (76.4 KB, 700x875, AEE85BE1-7A59-40BF-B5CD-4305F1…)

>>265314
>>265315
kek nonnie i love you

No. 265433

>>265401
I still can’t get over how good this man looks with a mustache. They’re usually my biggest turnoff. His lashes are so thick it looks like he’s wearing liner. Jealous!

No. 265436

>>265416
Why is Ezra such a slut

No. 265446

>>265416
What's the context behind this photo?

No. 265448

File: 1653155132918.jpeg (46.6 KB, 1000x750, 7994F662-613E-499C-9235-A65D04…)

>>265446
it was for a playboy photoshoot , and this was too >>265314 so i guess the bunny makes sense kek

No. 265450

File: 1653155886022.jpeg (56.71 KB, 464x473, 38E659D9-BE6C-4457-9240-1F0E28…)

I wish this was me

>>265436
kek anon

No. 265462

File: 1653160029005.gif (2.57 MB, 360x270, cute.gif)

I wish Steve would've gotten slutty at some point

No. 265476

File: 1653164848360.jpg (106.84 KB, 736x920, Tumblr_l_1107241311336765.jpg)

>>265433
There are some photos and stills where I wonder if he's wearing lip stain. They're so full and pink…

No. 265532

File: 1653197865045.jpeg (327.19 KB, 1320x1990, B3A1AD14-AAFD-4534-8504-C68866…)

Tiddy

No. 265533

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No. 265544

>>265533
I had no idea he had leaked nudes oh my god

No. 265547

>>265544
>leaked nudes
Kek he openly posed for playgirl…

No. 265559

File: 1653213753668.jpg (47.71 KB, 486x680, 7699ed2f5f80aa87cfffb5ce4fb6a6…)

>>265533
how did i know it was going to be this picture…god he was such a hunk

No. 265568

File: 1653221315084.jpg (56.7 KB, 564x564, 89dc2782bc2c5031c03a5a2ab34987…)

>>265533
kek that was a shock
>>265559
ezrafag cute pic

No. 265571

>>265533
Wow his dick looks scrumptious too and he totally knows it.

No. 265609

File: 1653238775329.png (636.84 KB, 616x782, you seeing this shit.png)

>>265533
Daaaaamnnn

No. 265631

File: 1653250802923.jpg (31.81 KB, 564x752, 7d8104c5182688d6d66caa5355b28a…)

>>265533
god!!!!

No. 265632

Is that discord ever coming? or did I miss it

No. 265644

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>>265632
i'm not sure! i haven't seen jimfag in a while but i hope she's ok. i'm waiting for it too

No. 265646

File: 1653258388636.jpg (11.98 KB, 272x264, download (26).jpg)

>>265645
Ahehe based

No. 265647

Oh you deleted it you little coward

No. 265658

File: 1653262442014.jpeg (106.45 KB, 1267x713, 89B16904-B1A2-4AB9-9ACA-673FEC…)

>>265644
>>265632
I've created it, I'm just figuring out how many channels I should add or whether I should keep it sparse or not. Finals, work, and mental exhaustion consume me. Apologies for the dust, I'll try and get it up before next week/mid next week

No. 265670

>>265644
wait im high af rn, is that jim carrey in the pic

No. 265679

>>265670
Yeah that's Jim Carrey during his DJ arc

No. 265684

File: 1653277750668.png (239.22 KB, 583x377, 3CB37E3E-9622-4F5C-83F2-F34885…)

>>265670
yes

>>265679
kek it's poppers penguins but the businessman attire is similar. dick and jane era had a much shorter haircut and he didn't slick it

No. 265711

>>265533
WELL I was not expecting that and I’m also not complaining

No. 265712

I swear to god this damn site awakened my degenerate side I thought I had outgrown years ago

No. 265733

>>265532
That's a moob. No muscle, all nancho cheese. Barf.

No. 265739

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No. 265757

Never in a million years could I have imagined I’d say I felt jealous of Amy Schumer until this scene with Ezra

No. 265763

File: 1653318724982.jpeg (Spoiler Image,405.53 KB, 828x840, F65B0BD7-9AC2-44C0-9C73-862DC3…)

>>265712
good to know I'm not the only one

No. 265835

File: 1653336303758.gif (1.75 MB, 260x260, 5c35d3ebf03d169b41f825349f1a83…)

Unghhh cradle my botch

No. 265837

File: 1653336776200.png (322.4 KB, 555x601, judges u1.png)

>>265835
cradle your wut?

No. 265840

>>265837
Cradle my botch

No. 265852

>>265840
Thanks, I left a dislike

No. 265857

>>265651
>>265654
No comments on my husbando?

No. 265865

File: 1653342160148.jpeg (244.11 KB, 683x1024, Portrait-Charles-de-Vilmorin-i…)

>>265651
>>265654
Wow, he's gorgeous. I hope you don't mind sharing him with me anon. I never liked French guys but there's a first for everything I suppose.

No. 265870

File: 1653342824425.jpg (58.77 KB, 461x748, tumblr_ogmj55a51D1umpjmwo1_500…)

>>265857
Henlo. What does your husbando do, who is he, gib quick biography and star chart PLEASE

No. 265871

File: 1653342863955.gif (1.57 MB, 450x255, 99a564930ee74fa09272ed77c84786…)

>>265865
We will take turns.

No. 265876

File: 1653343844350.jpg (1.24 MB, 1872x976, Charles-de-Vilmorin-01.jpg)

>>265870
Charles of Vilmorin creative director of Rochas. Age: 25

No. 265877

File: 1653343879196.jpg (254.79 KB, 1000x1500, tumblr_nxx56s5gZF1qds7sro1_128…)

>>265871
I approve of this arrangement. Imagine him designing clothes just for us.

No. 265879

>>265876
Is he straight

No. 265882

>>265879
No news that he's gay and that's enough for me

No. 265883

File: 1653346019722.jpg (238.52 KB, 810x530, tumblr_p5572sqcc01tp6d1qo6_128…)

>>265882
Tbh I wish you good luck that he is not gay and that he is in fact straight and will marry you

No. 265886

File: 1653346120716.jpeg (50.02 KB, 808x1024, 13A1D2C6-35C7-479B-923F-EF32F0…)

I wish River Phoenix was still alive

No. 265893

>>265879
He's just french.

No. 265894

>>265893
If that's his art in the background it's gay art. Like that kind of art that a male does clocks them as gay.

No. 265899

>>265879
>>265882
>I like women who are very difficult to grasp, who don’t reveal everything, who are inaccessible. I think it was Alexander McQueen who said he liked it when a woman came into a room and frightened him. I’m into that, too. I like it when it’s disturbing…

No. 265900

>>265899
I am sorry but this is sounding gay.

No. 265906

>>265883
Thank you kind anon, I pray you never run out of old pics of your beloved Steve.

>>265899
This is making me like him even more.

No. 265910

>>265840
not an ezrafag but i can't believe you made me look up the full scene of this shit nonna it was so awful i had to. and along the way i found a deleted scene, i bet he's 100% into this shit unironically.

No. 265913

>>265910
>it's got hearts wow but no
>it's about luv umu looks derpy
Wut, is this improv?

No. 265922

>>265879
if he's not gay i don't know what gay means

No. 265948

>>265910
>Ezra will never show you his gilded sex toy collection and then push you down on the bed with one hand
Also I've never seen this movie but wtf in the comments it says Ezra's character is supposed to be 16 in this? Creepy

No. 266098

>>265948
Yeah, in the movie Amy Schumer's character gets drunk and goes home with the weird intern guy from her work (who she assumes is an adult and has his own place) and as they're hooking up, she hits him in the face too hard and he screams, and his Mom bursts in out of nowhere wondering what the noise is and she goes "HE'S SIXTEEN"

No. 266102

>>266098
I can't stand Amy Schumer and the movie wasn't great, but I liked that the whole idea was subverting the trope of "doofy, average-looking guy with bad habits learns a lesson and somehow gets the girl in the end" but with a female lead instead. So the scene above was like that old movie trope (like in Old School) where the guy goes home with a girl, and after they hook up he finds out that she's in high school, hurr durr

No. 266125

File: 1653437637423.jpg (179.11 KB, 1080x1080, 283090369_1202071043886747_554…)

This man is going to melt my brain

No. 266138


No. 266203

File: 1653489785920.jpg (65.68 KB, 234x517, fashionista.jpg)

Oh a new person on prog Tumblr who dis
>they are getting called out for being unhinged
>posting that they are jealous of the kids who were slaughtered in the elementary school
>posts that they think everyone should have a gun and kill themselves
>immediately scaring everyone
>madoka magika pfp
>mlp
>identifies as 14 years old
>has youtube link!
>clicks
It's a troon. Like full on hon creepy full grown man with pink hair. Like clockwork. Trannies stop acting unhinged challenge extreme, impossible

No. 266230

File: 1653500433166.jpeg (64.73 KB, 446x520, 9D47C238-D15F-4A9F-AF36-E7D446…)

calling it now, ghoul is going to come back to social media, preach on his soapbox about gun control. he'll post some gruesome cartoon, maybe involving texas lawmakers

and then jim will leave twitter again for forty days and forty nights

wokie version of thoughts n prayers coming through

No. 266233

>>265882
>>265879

He is gay. He directed and filmed his boyfriend Nicolas Dax’s music video ‘Mimosa’ and there’s a scene of a silhouette of them kissing.

No. 266235

>>266233
oh damn. is there a chance he could be bi if his sexuality isn't disclosed? people forget bi men exist

No. 266240

>>266235
How can you have a husbando who you don't even know is gay also he doesn't seem bi, he seems like Super Gay. The drawings behind him are a dead giveaway I swear.

No. 266242

>>266240
nta but what about >>265899

No. 266243

>>266242
That is worded so gay. He basically says he likes distant women and gets scared by women. Even if his was bi and not just gay his relationships with women probably suck.

No. 266256

>>265899
Ugh, sounds fickle and insufferable.

No. 266257

File: 1653518346877.jpeg (679.32 KB, 750x835, 7A8D45C1-7B14-4D98-903D-3F9075…)

this charles the vilmorin guy probably bonded with his boyfriend over both of them having famous/influential female relatives. charles had an influential great-aunt who was best friends with the wife of the fashion house he is currently directing for and his boyfriend had a famous film star grandmother whom he took her last name to ride on her coattails.

No. 266276

File: 1653529749946.jpg (1.09 MB, 1080x1080, he has freckles and i'm weak.j…)

Made a creepy(/cute?) collage of the actor/comedian I have a crush on. His name is Jimmy O. Yang and the caps are of the Netflix Christmas movie Love Hard (2021), which he starred in. I've watched it four times now. I think he's incredibly beautiful and cute at the same time - his eyes, lips, smile, freckles, hair… I swear I'm not a psycho. I'm just trying to get the crazy out of my system!

No. 266280

>>266276
He has an uncanny resemblance to a guy i work with its creepy

No. 266295

>>266138
love him.

No. 266296

File: 1653543114866.jpeg (39.17 KB, 564x846, 05fdaf674bd09cc897844b2f07ce93…)

>>266276
Jin Yang!! He was fucking hilarious in Silicon Valley. Speaking of that show, that's how I discovered my husbando Zach Woods. I think he's so handsome and my friends think I'm weird.

No. 266317

File: 1653556030422.jpeg (63.21 KB, 480x856, C593B68C-D2E6-413A-B985-07327D…)

i see lots of new faces here! ezrafags i hope you are doing well

No. 266343

good evening tardanons
i wish i could tie mads mikkelson to a chair and edge his cock for hours

No. 266354

File: 1653577766797.gif (1.89 MB, 360x202, 6hham7.gif)

hehe

No. 266396

File: 1653594117112.gif (1.1 MB, 360x202, 6hhd1q.gif)

I like the way he smiles

No. 266397

File: 1653594223357.gif (1.86 MB, 240x240, fcc70b4c1a51425ab2d5750759a711…)

a baby

No. 266505

File: 1653667378502.gif (936.8 KB, 360x202, tumblr_nrp889QbW01smgxzbo3_400…)

Anyone of you try drawing your husbando? Even just for funsies?

No. 266516

>>266397
why does he look yassified

No. 266523

>>266516
He was one of the first utilized in the Yassification Experiment.

No. 266615

File: 1653718602068.jpeg (96.36 KB, 544x544, 7597E9A5-2DE6-4B94-99E8-4B8148…)

Finally got the courage to post my baby angel of a husbando

No. 266670

File: 1653748825748.jpeg (172.99 KB, 368x642, 9E55045E-8406-4509-AD75-A54808…)

another day, no uvalde cartoon yet

No. 266780

>>266615
Who is this handsome fellow?

No. 267076

File: 1653926715520.jpg (20.07 KB, 564x595, 3827ced24774b5bc04a4ecc34c65af…)

I hope you variousfags are doing ok? especially stevefag, carreyfag and fellow ezrafags

No. 267108

File: 1653937350893.gif (3.25 MB, 300x400, 8dd0a1dcf42c63dc2d0066a8111ab9…)

I keep staring at this gif

No. 267231

File: 1653984071721.gif (6.8 MB, 540x432, 54b1ad0a67f.gif)

Wanna smooch his eyebags they're so cute. I wonder if the anon who wanted to fuck his eyebags is still around…

No. 267309

File: 1654016801979.jpeg (116.29 KB, 1920x1090, 073F9D61-FB37-41BD-B2CE-A355D3…)

>comes back to twitter
>posts about death of staffer colleague
>from man on the fucking moon
>not what I expected but okay
>will probably be silent on twt for another month
>am just relieved he's not doing the nft garbage, hopefully

i wonder how many of his colleagues actually like him. as a person?

anyway I still want to kiss his face. it's actually super embarrassing how I am incapable of normalcy. not perfect, not pristine, not conventional, not a good person, nor youthful anymore, but eternally captivating. i don't even understand it. so like hopelessness springs eternal and I'm covered in bruises right now

No. 267334

File: 1654021570857.jpeg (117.99 KB, 750x1000, A49D73E1-3419-4229-948C-AD44AC…)

cutie, i hope he is doing ok

No. 267337

>>267231
>fuck his eyebags
Excuse me?

No. 267353

File: 1654025803822.gif (1.33 MB, 373x210, 7d697809765443f32952.gif)

>>267337
kek there was a post in one of the unconventional men threads last year that said exactly that. I don't think that anon was being literal though. I think.

No. 267354

>>267337
flashback to anon in the caps thread who claimed I wanna rub my pussy against jims forehead

i said i wanted to touch his face lines not grind my cooch on them

No. 267367

File: 1654029459696.jpg (82.09 KB, 500x753, tumblr_ls07kuUf3t1r0dj31o1_540…)

>>267354
But why not

No. 267375

File: 1654033682780.jpg (19.18 KB, 421x413, 1d51add86a338db567dc5b48421f57…)

I feel the urge to cry and hug my cat

No. 267382

File: 1654036972246.jpeg (43.16 KB, 657x733, C86279E7-AA87-4BDA-95B9-E11680…)

>>267367
only if he wanted me to

intimate serenity, the utmost sign you trust someone if you can look into their eyes when you're fucking, but obviously not everyone thinks that's sexy.

>>267375
hug your kitty on behalf of all of us!

No. 267383

File: 1654038135336.jpg (57.33 KB, 564x653, bedroom eyes.jpg)

>>267382
Nothing I want more than to look into these eyes while fucking

No. 267398

File: 1654047654127.jpg (65.97 KB, 430x594, 95733-45cbb-79449201-m750x740-…)

>>267353
Samefag but found the post, it was suck not fuck, close enough.
>>208354

No. 267511

>>267354
In their defense, you never specified what part of your body you were touching him with.

No. 267516

File: 1654099947894.gif (1.58 MB, 450x252, 009532e65f1d34712268213a2cfa7c…)

>>267382
I will give him an extra big snuggle from you carreyfag

No. 267526

File: 1654105756891.jpeg (49.1 KB, 432x479, DABF8BFF-473A-4EDE-924B-F4A5D5…)

>>267511
touché, well played

i am bored out of my numb skull. remember when celebrities were given cage free range to be uninhibited, idiot eggs, I miss those goofy days

>>267516
hug him tight! he loves you dearly and deserves the world

No. 267527

File: 1654106789128.jpg (43.01 KB, 564x437, e4837ec9f7c8c50c3f3ced3c680c81…)

>>267526
> hug him tight! he loves you dearly and deserves the world
nonnie thank you, that is so cute. he is currently sleeping next to me snoring softly

No. 267547

>>267526
Is this tweet real nonna??

No. 267560

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I hope the world is being kind to you nonnies

No. 267596

Do any other anons like a streamer? I'm scared to even elaborate because I feel so cringe

No. 267601

>>267596
It is xqc isnt it

No. 267606

>>267547
allegedly.

No. 267607

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1

No. 267608

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2
Ugh he's just like me for real

No. 267691

>>267601
No, I don't know who that is. He's a smaller youtube streamer

No. 267692

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He’s not my irl husbando but I thought this was really cute and didn’t know where to share. I guess magazines don’t really do stuff like this anymore, but it’s almost like a dating profile lol. I think it’s nice he answered all the questions seriously too

No. 267840

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the tweet does exist
celebrities this is probably why you should delete your archives every few years
https://twitter.com/jimcarrey/status/575586388934656

No. 267844

>>267692
Aw thanks for sharing anon, I never knew he was so into grunge.

No. 267848

>>267840
The emotes…

No. 267856

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good day nonnies

No. 267902

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I bet Steve's transphobic

No. 267959

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>>267848
jim par for the course almost never uses emojis. or whoever on his pr is typing his tweets, they've kept the weird emoticon stylization.

don't you older nonas remember thinking you were so cool for typing rawr XD

No. 267960

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>>267959
I am very glad he uses emotes and not emojis. He should tweet more often with emotes to bring them back. I wish we could emote on here. I honestly think emotes have more personality and emotion in them than emojis. Emotes are also more versatile, you can make any face you want. I wish Steve knew what an emote was. If Steve was an emote he'd be :F mods please don't ban

No. 267966

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>>267960
There's a lot of quirky cute emoticons, though I have gotten accustomed to using emojis, it feels more… ironic than anything? the japanese emoticons are funniest, you can see them as presets on jp phone keyboards

( ´θ`)ノ

No. 267968

>>267966
Yeah emoji use feels completely ironic. I do like Japanese ones too, they just convey so much more raw emotion than a yellow circle ever could.

No. 267981

File: 1654311714066.png (991.85 KB, 629x729, otp3.png)

I fucking hate him sometimes, I swear he's demented, reading interviews from the 70's seems like 50% nonsense 50% gushing about Jon or Bill and oversharing
What is this quote:
"I was never told I couldn't play something like that until I'd been playing ten years; and I kept on playing, and now I find people say it's funny you thought of playing something like that, but it's basically because people didn't say play it a certain way!"
The exclamation point at the end doesn't bode well, he must've been raving at the interviewer.
Sorry for sperging about the sperging

No. 268157

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oh lord. not the nfts. worse than creating them, he bought one

this is the only worthwhile thing he has to post about? amidst everything happening in the world he's promoting a nature destroying digital monstrosity? how more hypocritical can you be than to buy a nature nft my dude

$40k. art is dead.

No. 268159

>>267960
I hate it when keyboards automatically change my emoticons into emojis. I WAS NOT TRYING TO WRITE AN EMOJI REEEEEEEEEEE

No. 268235

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I hope you variousfags have a lovely day

No. 268250

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So soft and cuddly aaaah. One of his costars called him a goofball in an interview recently and it made my heart melt.

No. 268251

>>268157
Doesn't surprise me.

No. 268284

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>>268251
more like disappointed but not surprised

have thought about a jim as patrick bateman au a few times. i don't think anyones deepfaked him into american psycho, but he'd be perfect for it.

No. 268500

>>268235
so hot and angular

No. 268548

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good afternoon i almost had a fucking stomach ulcer today

gonna take a nap and fantasize about dropping out of school and running away forever. if that happened i would inevitably die in the city broke and alone, but in my dreams i pretend i can thrive with no credentials to my name. if only real life worked in such a lovely fashion, it only works if you're born or get rich

No. 268550

>>268548
he has all the swag of an aging butch lesbian

No. 268551

>>268550
Good thing I'm bisexual

His eyes sparkle in a way I hope to have mine sparkle

No. 268554

>>268550
Apologize to old butch lesbians right now.

No. 268557

>>268554
I guess this means he also knows how to eat pussy

No. 268568

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>>268548
i am so sad for you nona, sending you hugs and i hope you had a good nap

No. 268570

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>>268568
Thanks, I'm going to hope for a better rest of the week!

No. 268576

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>>268570
I hope the rest of the week is kind to you

No. 268596

>>268557
He looks like he eats pussy how one would eat an apple.

No. 268652

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>>268596
sorry I like his tongue

No. 268756

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Thanks I hate it. People love to mock him. Maybe I am too sensitive about a person who is too old to care about morbing. I hate the meme anyway. There are better musicians to bully I don't understand. There are also better memes than morbin time, I hate morbius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate zoomer prog fans even though that's what I am. I would never morb Steve.

No. 268780

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>>268756
i am sorry people mock your irlhusbando nonnie

No. 268781

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>>268780
i like him with glasses, i love his angular face

No. 268783

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not my husbando but i've been checking the j-vlogger thread just to see anons post screenshots of chris broad looking fat. i'm a degenerate i want to grab his belly and moobs so bad
i would go to a restaurant date in the UK with him. mfw im not sharla

No. 268804

>>268783
mpreg fantasy material

No. 268814

>>268783
Porco rosso looking mf

No. 268835

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>>268756
Mock yourself to numb the pain of other people's mockery. You do not want to see my list of nicknames.

No. 268840

>>268835
Just, why morb? Why the morbin? He deserves a better meme.

No. 268855

>>268840
Gen Z is a regurgitation station
Where'd you find it originally, Twitter? Tumblr?

No. 268959

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good day

No. 269050

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doomed to suffer

No. 269183

>>269181
i just love his angular face that's all, why is he like this..

No. 269257

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he's just like me except I have no purification stage I just stay fucking toxic

No. 269263

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>>269257
Reverse Steve, who has been vegetarian for 50 years with no breaks whose vegetable eating habits may have severed the band because he's so autistic about food.
Who is your picrel about?

No. 269270

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>>269263
oh that's a jimterview
another one

>there's something beautiful about taking a painful thing and making [something] out of it


on things he doesn't necessarily like that he's done
>they were a part of me at the time and I needed to express it in a way that isn't pulling my pants down in the middle of an intersection
>not that I'm above that

No. 269277

>>269270
Maybe he should've pulled his pants down in the middle of an intersection, though

No. 269279

>>269277
only if I'm driving on it

No. 269284

>>269279
You will be driving down the intersection. Jim will be standing in the middle of an intersection, holding a sign bearing your name. He sees your car, because he knows what car you drive. He turns around, flashing you his ass. Upon his cheeks read, "Will you marry me [your name]?"
How do you respond?

No. 269295

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Not a danofag, but randomly found this youtuber who looks like him and thought of y'all.

No. 269297

>>269295
Wrong thread, the danofags are over at /m/

No. 269305

>>269295
>>269297
tbh i rather not have that shit up the thread but you're right, there's something similar. what's his name?

No. 269323

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I want to date a rich, high status, narcissistic, dark triad Korean bad boy with a nice car, who emotionally abuses me.

No. 269326

>>269305
Daniel Sulzbach and he hasn't looked like that in years

No. 269381

>>269284
get out of car burst into tears and start blubbering trying to form words cuz I'm a dumbass

No. 269398

>>269323
I hope you’re underage

No. 269584

anyone looked at who their husbandos dated or been married to and a bit sad that you're probably too ugly for them?

not that it'll happen anyway but it makes me feel hideous, even though so many of those women are beautiful

No. 269585

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>>269584
Yeah but I also have a slew of other issues so it still wouldn't work out regardless. I just imagine (and create in some apps) a prettier and sane version of myself in a different timeline.

No. 269586

>>269584
Nothing is more sobering than looking up an actor you've taken a liking to and then seeing his model-tier gf standing right beside him. Feels bad but it's also a good wake up call, that I live in a fantasyland, and the crush really just lives in my head

No. 269590

>>269586
the models weren't even the prettiest girls, some of them had bad surgery kek. And it's like I'm bisexual and find women gorgeous but I am also allowed to be a little jealous

I just try and think about how oh maybe if I project myself confidently I could be hot but then body dysmorphia bogs me right back down. I miss when I was an 110 lbs anachan sometimes

No. 269594

>>269590
Unfortunately being skinny doesn't make you beautiful, being fit does but if you start being within like 30 pounds of Eugenia Cooney territory it gets creepy and uncanny valley territory. It's all about facial structure and body shape and if you aren't born with that you have to either compensate with surgery or just accept it.

No. 269599

>>269593
that's true, hence why I said some models look like ghouls, the skinniness makes them look weird

thin was not going to change my bone structure either. I've gotten better at self acceptance but it's a sliding scale, not being born blonde or redhead or striking in any way shape or form kind of sucks

No. 269604

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hello kek

No. 269606

>>269604
Why can't he always look like this and be normal?

No. 269613

File: 1654897092727.jpg (56.58 KB, 736x736, guitars.jpg)

>>269584
No. Steve would love me. In fact, he'd be lucky to have me.

No. 269615

>>269584
this and also knowing that when my husbando was my age he was probably out partying and having fun while i sit at home listening to music and watching movies that came out before i was born and the thought of going on a real date makes me want to throw up. we're just fundamentally incompatible i guess, but i still think he's cute.

No. 269618

>>269613
Delusional

No. 269619

>>269618
Explain

No. 269625

>>269584
The most blackpilling part of crushing on ugly or conventionally unattractive famous moids is realizing how they're 100x more shallow and high standards when it comes to the women they date. I swear to god everytime I look up some goofy horse faced musician he's dating an 11/10 gigastacy, meanwhile I'll look up Chad famous athletes and they're all married to 6/10s.

No. 269632

>>269625
I mean, if I was that famous and had 10/10 modelesque moids throwing themselves all over me, I'd bite too so I can't say I'm mad at them

No. 269633

>>269618
I said explain.

No. 269659

>>269625
I just don't like athletes, theyre known to cheat too. All the perfect looking men are too intimidating to me, I will never find gigachad looking guys attractive at all.

>>269632
yeah but some of these models are botched sticks on legs, some of them aren't even that pretty. not necessarily ugly, but there are a staggering amount of models with bad plastic surgery

I'm angry because I hear the rumor that says "oh he likes them thick" and then the thickest girl he's dated is still a twig.

Being a middle of the road, middle height, middle weight to curvy dark haired woman with body dysmorphia is something I have to own, and I sometimes want to sell it to satan to look like a botched twig. I don't want to marry some disgusting hometown moid, I want to sleep with a rich and powerful man, and yes, I am delusional, but women are the ones who keep saying men will fuck anything. so I'm sighing because I remain celibate for the entirety of the pandemic, waiting, hoping, at what cost?

No. 269673

>>269659
Why are you calling thin women botched twigs? Some people on site will accuse anyone of being botched unless they have extremely average features and call everyone too thin while crying about fatphobia. You're jealous for no reason. I'd prefer a woman like you over a thin one because that's my preference and a lot of people share my preference because as you've said, only very ugly people try to date exclusively model-tier. Most couples consist of two average height, average weight, brown haired normies which is what you are.

Also models are status symbols. No one dates one just for their personality or looks, if that were the case, they'd just date random girls.

No. 269711

>>269659
>thick
thick means the same as curvy for men = thin with nice tits and ass, NOT fat,as all the stupid fucking feminists want it to mean

No. 269733

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>>269673
>>269686
I meant bad plastic surgery work on top of these women being models. see picrel's prolapse lips

I'm sure she wasn't ugly before so what compelled her to do this?

>>269711
There's an equilibrium of just having a healthy body fat percentage, a natural big butt isn't going to protrude like a BBL, big breasts don't hang like implants, and natural "thicc" bodies don't have perfect bust waist hip ratio. I was finally excited that my body type was "in" and devastated when I realized it was bound by tighter standards

>be thick!

>but n-no don't have stomach fat!
>don't have thighs matching the size of your ass!
>don't have a waist larger than 27 inches!
>don't have the features of a non surgically modified pear or hourglass shaped body!
>be like the kardashians and undergo 10 rounds of lipo
>don't forget to get a bbl!
>scream and start tearing hair out

No. 269741

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Anyway, Steve would ask for my hand in marriage.

No. 269743

File: 1654965086630.gif (1.15 MB, 202x360, bdda8c30d96b0449616d07d8f0aa0a…)

can we keep text/infighting to a minimum, this thread is for pics of our irlhusbandos
>>269741
i bet he would nonnie, stevefag are you a britbong?

No. 269744

>>269711
>stupid fucking feminists
go back

No. 269745

File: 1654965957329.jpeg (59.11 KB, 827x512, 045803F3-79E5-4857-B184-2BDA65…)

yep, okay, back to our regular scheduled programming

I compensate in eccentricity and loyalty what I lack everywhere else, let's say my oddness will somehow rebirth me as a stacy

>>269741
awww love how assured you are

>>269744
the way I didn't notice that kek

No. 269747

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>>269745
I hope you are having a good day carreyfag

No. 269749

>>269743
Not one of the infighters/talkers but the OP encourages talking, not exlusively pic posting.

No. 269750

>>269749
yeah but it always ends up off-topic

No. 269756

>>269743
No I'm not a britbong

No. 269757

>>269756
your irlhusbando is a britbong! right? where are you from nona?

No. 269759

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>>269747
Thank you ezrafag I am a vast improvement over last week. Sad that I was not born hot, it will pass

>>269750
This could be said for any area of the site. It's what I love about lc. anons can talk about the same things over and over but from the fires of old there will always burn something new anyway.

No. 269761

>>269757
He is. I'm from America though

No. 269781

>>269659
>I don't want to marry some disgusting hometown moid, I want to sleep with a rich and powerful man, and yes, I am delusional, but women are the ones who keep saying men will fuck anything. so I'm sighing because I remain celibate for the entirety of the pandemic, waiting, hoping, at what cost?
Oh my god. You dumbass. When women say "men will fuck anything", they're not talking about Chad men. They're talking about men in general, and it's an INSULT towards those types of men (most men) who are desperate enough to take anything they can get. Most men aren't Chads and those hometown moids will definitely fuck anything but that rich and powerful moid you've been dreaming about? He's got 10 models on his waiting list, why the fuck would he ever fuck you??

No. 269786

>>269781
because I'm probably objectively better looking in the face than trout pout with the busted nosejob? >>269733

go back, scrote

No. 269794

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>>269786
It doesn't matter if you think you're better looking. The point is you don't determine your own attractiveness, some incel neckbeards might think they look better than Chad too, but to the opposite sex they're not and that's all that matters.
>Being a middle of the road, middle height, middle weight to curvy dark haired woman with body dysmorphia
You sound fat and frumpy and trying to cope with the fact that there's more attractive women out there than you by acting like they're all ugly plastic surgery twigs which they're not, but even if they were, that's what's attractive to these men you're drooling over. No matter how much you cope and think "fat is beautiful" it will never be the case for these rich and powerful moids you fantasize about that you're mad these women get to actually fuck and be in relationships with.

No. 269797

>>269794
5'7" 130 lbs, I'm not even that fat, it doesn't mean my BDD went away, you shit stained faggot

you wouldn't even be able to land a woman as "fat" or as "ugly" or as insecure as me because I would never look your way twice.

projection is a bitch, so have fun typing from mummy's basement

and again tell me looking at those sausage franks that the girls lip fillers aren't botched, I'll wait

No. 269807

>>269786
>objectively
men have no taste and can easily prefer to fuck a woman with shit plastic and cosmetic procedures because they fetishize those features.

No. 269811

>>269807
and the same men have indicated that they also fuck non plastic, non famous women! they can't even figure out what they fetishize.

men are ultimately, either way, stupid creatures. we should be allowed to objectify them as much as they objectify us, if not more for all the bullshit we put up with

No. 269818

>>269811
>>269807
Yeah let's go back to objectifying men please wtf is this

No. 269823

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anyway

No. 269827

File: 1654977706925.gif (592.37 KB, 220x225, pizza-delivery-community.gif)

>Hmm I think I'll do some husbandofagging today
>Open thread
>Mrw

No. 269830

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>>269827
Welcome

No. 269832

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I'm only an ezrafag for ezra in we need to talk about kevin. Feral psycho masturbation scene in particular. Don't care for the character he's just so beautiful in that film, angelic looking demon ass. I have mild yellow fever and he looks somewhat asian there too (not even remotely a kpopfag, even if you're all based and I find your weird infighting and mutual trolling hysterical)

No. 269833

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>>269832
anon!!! I am an ezrafag because I love joji and saw how much they looked alike so I googled his films and loved him in WNTTAK those are literally why i like him kek

No. 269834

>>269833
Based understander. I hate ezra as a person and he's fug now but… There's just something about kevin

No. 269836

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>>269834
same anon god

No. 269839

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>>269584
Not really. At the end of the day, he's still a total stranger to me. Attractiveness isn't all I care about; I personally don't date people unless I have things in common with them. Logically, a person who works in the entertainment industry is going to date someone else in it, because that's who the have things in common with.

Dacre and his girlfriend are pretty private people, but it seems like she takes good care of him and they have things in common. She also posts lots of cute candids of him and I'm grateful just for that.

No. 269841

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>>269839
I wish I could have your nonchalant attitude about it. I want to be filled with gratitude and happiness, not bitter. I want to be grateful! I say that and my mood just plummeted in a matter of hours.

I guess it feels like one of the only consistent things I've dealt with that brought me any joy was him, and now I don't even know what aberration I am. Or what's going on. Anyway, off to work

No. 269844


No. 269856

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madsposting because i have daddy issues

No. 269861

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i want nikolaj to manhandle me

No. 269866

>>269832
>I'm only an ezrafag for ezra in we need to talk about kevin
Same but I thought he was underage here? So I never admitted it.

No. 269867

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No. 269886

>>269867
I bet he's the type of mf to do that in real life.

No. 269889

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Husbando used to be Jerma but he got a girlfriend now and it just doesn't feel as right anymore. I husbandoed him no problem with his ex (Kim) but I just can't any more, dunno why. Any anons have the same experience?

No. 269899

>>269889
Same, I think it's because when he talks about her it reminds me I'm just a random nobody and I'm stupid, and he is in a loving relationship. I still think he is ridiculously hot and that he actually looks better with age. But I have guilt about it. I also don't like how often he gets sidetracked by chat doing unfunny shit, honestly. I stopped watching him for the most part.

No. 269938

>>269866
He was 19 kek
>>269867
kek at that scene it was disturbing but also hot

No. 269947

>>269889
Like many others I had a pretty sick and demented parasocial obsession with vinny vinesauce which immediately stopped after his emotionally unavailable manwhore accusations came out last year. It kind of felt similar to how a lot of deranged male fans of idols probably feel when they find out their precious fave has a boyfriend. I literally felt like I was going through a painful divorce

No. 269948

>>269947
Attractive famous moid with opportunities does what all moids would do if they were attractive and famous, what a shocker

No. 270015

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madsposting again. i love his cheekbones and eyes and hair and everything about him

No. 270052

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ah still can't stop thinking about him as snafu/merriell. I feel like I'm blinded by the accent since I'm a northerner and not used to hearing it kek, but it's so cute
>he will never call you his boo and take you swing dancing
Unrelated rambling/autism but sometimes if I get bored and run out of ideas with the characters he played I like to make up an entire new character on my own and pretend it's played by him. I feel like if I had more creativity, money, and weren't as lazy I could write a whole script and cast him in something but the self-indulgent writing would be too obvious lol. Usually it feels easier to think of scenarios with the characters more than the actor himself even though I like both cause there's various settings to work from with the former but with the latter, even in my fantasyland I can't think of any other way a date would be possible without getting into the industry myself, which is one of the last jobs I'd ever consider doing tbh.

No. 270081

>>270015
Young Mads was so intriguing.

No. 270084

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God I’ve never felt so strongly about a guy before. I literally turn on Suffer the Children or Bellyful of Salt and Spleen and go to town with my vibrator while my husband is gone.

The worst part is my husband is conventionally attractive, but I’m more attracted to my husbando. Like he was really cute when he was young, but I’m more attracted to old Barney. I legit think I would cheat if I saw Barney outside his tour bus again.

He’s so nice and humble and complimented my coil shirt while we were talking about animal rights for a minute. I fell in love that day.

No. 270146

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No. 270147

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a-hehe

No. 270166

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No. 270196

>>270015
He's so hot.

No. 270206

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>>270196
hot and cute. he was so innocent looking when when he was young

No. 270343

File: 1655246864350.gif (2.76 MB, 360x270, 6g3m12.gif)

The schizo tinfoil thread blackpills me, but at least my husbando also thinks modern science is killing everyone and he also doesn't trust the government and he thinks the modern world is poisoning us and has remained pretty cynical of the world since at least the 70's and if that's not sexy idk what is

No. 270344

>>267844
Nonnie… dm had a whole grunge era in the 90s.

No. 270417

watching this video and realizing ezra truly is the perfect anime villain: sexy, androgynous and a manic fucking psychopath

No. 270448

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Having irl husbando is difficult because how will I be able to get a body pillow made of him? Unfair

No. 270487

can't stop looking at his ass…

No. 270574

>>270417
That was rad, I had no idea that was his actual band and him singing there

No. 270597

>>270487
Excellent video anon. I'm not a huge Dave girl but god idk what happened in 1987 and 1988 especially but he became insanely hot and I can't resist. Those jeans fit him so well

No. 270731

File: 1655495695987.gif (3.9 MB, 360x270, BELLY AND NIPPLE.gif)

HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No. 270935

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My god Atsushi, you sexy dark man with intense eyes. I love to see you on your knees

No. 270960

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teehee

No. 270980

>>270960
Fuck he's cute, love that curly long hair and tan skin. Who he is?

No. 270985

>>270960
reverse image search sez Chris Cornell

No. 271008

File: 1655652404243.gif (3.13 MB, 360x270, 6jy6af.gif)

Sobbing and screeching, I want this freak

No. 271120

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>>270597
always happy to find someone who understands… do you have an 80s husbando, nona? or a 3d husbando in general?

in other news, i've decided that unless someone invents a time machine and brings 80s era dave gahan to the present (or an equally cute 80s pop/post-punk musician) that there is no man cute enough to deserve to date me… sad!

No. 271184

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I don't care about the actor, I want the unhinged character specifically.

No. 271233

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I'm being internally gutted by life

No. 271245

>>271184
I want both, 001 is cute and Jamie is fucking sexy irl

No. 271376

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I fucking hate astrology it’s just pseudoscience, I put my and Steve’s compatibility in and it isn’t looking so good, frens. Day has been fucking ruined how am I meant to indulge in my fantasies while knowing I’d ruin everything. Also apparently my horoscope has 9 points in masculine and 1 in feminine, what does that even mean?
Fuck this earth. Probably will get high later and reflect on my life choices. I am very upset! Reeeeeee astrology sucks!!! It’s not real it’s not real it’s not real it’s not real-

No. 271379

>>271376
What site nonnie?

No. 271386

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>>271379
Astro.cafeastrology.com, it was the first thing that came up basically.

No. 271416

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Do any of you husbandofags ever think/worry that you won't ever meet someone irl who you will love as much as your husbando? Almost every moid I've interacted with in real life has given me the ick at one point or another. I don't think I'd ever feel such a strong attraction as I do when I fixate on a husbando (and they always end up doing something that makes me cringe kek). One of my friends even suggested that maybe I was asexual or something because I am kind of repulsed by most of the men I know. It's like if I'm not really attracted to them (which I never am) then I have no interest being flirty or intimate with them at all and it grosses me out. I've always been a husbandofag one way or another though, so I know I'm definitely attracted to men. I'm sure it's probably easier to idealize someone you've never met and that's why I can feel so strongly about my husbando, but my current husbando was/is so cute (and probably out of my league) and even in his cringe moments he was/is very endearing. I think about him and he makes me really happy. I only felt that way about a moid I knew irl once and that was a long time ago when I was much younger… I would much rather pine for someone I'll never meet than date a guy if I'm just going to be embarrassed to be around him. And while it doesn't bother me to be this way, I just feel like there's something wrong with me when I sit down and think about it…

No. 271427

>>271416
Yes a billion times yes, I'm into a very specific type that's hard to find in everyday men (or at least in my area idk) and for the majority of my life I wasn't even attracted to 3D men until a few years ago. So it's pretty much just this one celebrity and some fictional characters that are closest to what I want. I think idealization contributes to it too, and not wanting to actually to be touched or talked to irl.

No. 271434

>>271416
This is my life story and struggle kek. It's getting to me because I want to experience love (and sex) but like you said, I don't want it to be with someone who gives me the ick, which all men do nowadays.

No. 271439

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Astrology is bogus but anyway it didn't say we wouldn't have good sex so there's my cope

No. 271632

>>271427
>>271434
It's relieving to hear some nonas who can relate. I feel kind of delusional or entitled that my brain cannot force itself to settle for less than perfect (at least to me), but I guess there's nothing I can do about it unless I just force myself to be with someone I'm just not attracted to.

No. 271676

>>271184
oh my GOD same I found him so uncomfortably hot and haven't been able to tell anyone. I'm glad someone understands

No. 271835

>>271416
Yes. I've yet to find a truly convincing lookalike. They say everyone's got a doppelganger but I've yet to find a convincing one. I guess I'll keep waiting for him, I doubt he'll show up. If there's someone who looks vaguely like him he's always missing something.

No. 271862

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I don’t really care for the actor himself, my main husbando is an older character he played in the 2000s when he was younger and more attractive kek. But I follow him on IG and he posted this photo and honestly I would totally let 63 year old Vincent D’onofrio take a viagra and plow me into tomorrow.

Spoilered for old man

No. 271912

>>271632
>>271434
Reality is disappointing specially when it comes to males. If for some reason you ended up settled with the actor, musician etc of your dreams it would still be disappointing after a while too, because nothing beats our own personal fantasies, nothing can ever be as sweet no matter how realistic the fantasies are. Specially when you live together and you get to see them being human and gross, I suppose. I settled with someone because we were compatible personality wise, I'm difficult to deal with and I liked him and I feel miserable specially when I think of my fantasies and compare to what I have out here, outside my head, in real life. A burping man beast is what you get, because in the end they're human and can never be as perfect as what you have created for yourself in your head.
>>271676
Nonnie we're not alone. <3

No. 272198

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I have had a crush on Nick Mullen for like 3 year now and it won't go away even though he's getting kind of ugly now. His writing on his new blog is so beautiful and he's so sweet and friendly irl. I don't even fantasize about having sex with him, I guess I'm just more attracted to him in the abstract, like the melancholy of never being able to be with him is the attraction.

No. 272236

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euuuuuuuguhhhhhhhh scrunkly monkey ana-kun

No. 272262

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This man has a fucking grip on me.

No. 272326

He is so hot in this video ugh. Would have been perfect if he wasn't lipsyncing. The fact that he says "with you on top and me underneath" in the song really kills me. I'm so happy this song exists just so I can hear him say that. Everyone else in the video looks cute too.

No. 272389

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I wish I could've taken his virginity

No. 272391

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So jealous of the people who got to meet him at Strangercon. A couple people said that he smelled good and I'm melting.

No. 272445

>>272389
Imagine how shy and nervous he'd be. His taste in women was really particular though; no fats, no earrings, no touching each other's hair, no tangerines in the room (he'd have heat flashes), you'd have to let his pigeon watch, he'd have to wear gloves and switch gloves when he went from caressing you to fingering you, he'd probably count the thrusts and cum at exactly 100 pumps or something (I don't know what the average for a good sex is) etc etc. He's cute tho

No. 272478

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i've lost all my braincells

No. 272648

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>>272478
Samefag. Nothing to say here i just like this webm a lot (was a gif but apparently the file size is too large. heh)

No. 272711

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A little bit dumb and ot, but I hope Carrey-chan is OK, I loved reading her posts and I miss her.
I mean, our beloved Howe-chan is still there but that thread isn't the same without her.
Have a nice day my fellow husbando-fags.

No. 272922

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>>272711
I think Carrey-chan is okay, or maybe Carrey's team finally found her and executed her for her crimes I don't know.

No. 273199

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I'm still alive, just preoccupied. worry not for me, I'm having some kind of fun

the damn canadian rises from his grave wearing a beanie and long sleeves in the middle of summer.

having grown up in a southern oven this makes 0 sense to me. oh and also some hamfisted political shit I don't care about, yes trump bad jim now how many women have you forced to get abortions that you won't comment on roe v wade

No. 273208

>>273199
Carreyanon I love you and I know the rules of unconventional husbandos, but Jim Carrey trying to tell me how to think is really faggoty

No. 273248

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>>273208
after weeks of lame radio silence that was not much of a fanfare

bless your heart, jim. maybe he also needs a graphics consultant.

No. 273291

>>273199
Nice, reminds me of the positive rants Steve posted on his Facebook for a bit during covid.

No. 274522

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>>273199
I personally am not the carrey chan but I would love to smoke a j with him and paint. Nothing romantic or weird. Just creating, chillin. I always appreciated him growing up. I didnt not have a peaceful house but recreating lil scenes always made me feel better.

But if you dont mind, I would like to present my choice….

No. 274528

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>>274522
Oh no! I thought the gif would work but this is from the same shoot
I just this hes such a MAN and I loved his law and order work. I dont even care hes balding bc all that muscle makes up for it.

No. 274998

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My husband was snubbed again. I hate the Emmys so much.

No. 275000

>>274528
>>274522
LMFAO, what the fuck are these pictures? Who thought that this looks good? God damn, what a fucking shame, that poor man.

No. 275003

>>274998
My far cry 6 Vaas DLC is downloading right now… with such anticipation I feel like I’m waiting to come home to a keen, naked lover.

I want to know how soft his lips would be on my nips

No. 275004

>>274528
he look like mr. clean

No. 275659

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sighs deeply

No. 276311

Hnggg nonnies I am so horny for my 3d husbando what do I do. I suffer knowing that I will never meet a moid as cute as him or get to sleep with him much less give him pats on the head and yet at the same time I know that I am projecting a lot onto him so even if I did meet him he'd probably be much different than expected. Also his prime era was before I was even born so there is no chance and I'm a massive fucking virgin kek. What do I do to cope.

No. 276312

>>276311
is it edward furlong by chance?

No. 276313

>>276311
Why is this me, like all of this this is literally me. Anyway, you cope by trying to summon a sex dream or otherwise just looking at pictures and sighing dreamily.

No. 276336

>>276312
No, sorry nona. Is he your irl husbando by chance?
>>276313
Kek I guess we share the same braincells (for better or for worse). My ability to hyperfixate on men I don't know is second to none. I miss being in high school when it was still socially acceptable to put a cute guy as your phone background screen. I think I'd be too embarrassed to do that now. Thank you for your advice.

No. 276344

>>276336
mfw my phone lock screen and background is my husbando

No. 276376

>>276312
Nta but mine is…
where do we go from here?

No. 276406

>>276376
I just looked up who that is, I am sorry about the wall that hit your husbando

No. 276451

>>276344
Absolute Stacy behavior. Maybe one day I’ll work up the courage to do it although it’ll bring me back to the days when I used to put kpop idols as my home screen lmao (don’t worry my husbando is not a kpop idol). I would love to see the pictures you use as your lock screen and home screen if you don’t mind sharing, that is.
>>276376
You may join us in shitposting about your husbando if you wish. or angst post about how you’ll never have him

No. 276480

>>276451
This is my background, I kiss it goodnight because I am a broken and miserable person. >>260075

No. 276574

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>>276406
It’s ok, sad that such beauty has an expiration date

No. 276576

File: 1658283868088.jpg (381.54 KB, 937x1419, tumblr_o5bdg4gS9y1snz90yo7_128…)

I have a favorite breakfast cereal. It’s what we call porridge, but you call it oatmeal. That to me is the most rewarding and delicious cereal. Obviously if you get it out of a packet and put it in a microwave, then forget it, it’s rubbish. If you go to a health store and get some organic oatmeal, I would buy the small one, not the big things. Who needs giant oatmeal? Scary! Let’s have normal-size oatmeal. If you want to do it the Steve Howe way, it’s one cup of oatmeal, one cup of water and one cup of milk, and that gives it a nice creamy texture. Don’t put sugar in it, on it, or anywhere near the kitchen table. Through all sugar in the rubbish bin immediately and then stop eating sugar and you’ll actually get to taste things, like I can. I don’t eat sugar, haven’t eaten it in 15 years, maybe. And that allows me to really taste things. Believe me: Everything with sugar in it tastes like sugar. So that’s my favorite cereal. To make it better, get an organic banana. Bananas have to be organic, because everything they spray on bananas goes right through the skin and into the food and you’re eating pesticides

No. 276832

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It’s the tragic haircut and the warmth of his face.

No. 276972

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My sister says Steve Howe gives her bi vibes please tell me she's wrong, does he give bi vibes? I don't know if she means physically or personality-wise. He isn't bi he's just autistic. He may be obsessed with Jon Anderson and may have booped Bill Bruford on the nose without warning and physically teased him and said that he wishes he could give Bill confidence to play drums better but that's not bisexual, not like it matters, he's definitely never had sex with men and he's obviously very popular with ladies he's such a stud he's just a little tizzy I swear.
Feeling devastated right now. It's funny because if I were a younger version of me I'd find the idea of him being bi hot because imagine him getting fucked in the ass but I've become blackpilled since then.
He has once mentioned that the AIDs crisis made him sad but that's normal right? Freddy Mercury invited him to play guitar on ONE song please don't tell me that's a euphemism for a quick fucking. He's a married man!

No. 277057

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The fact that i will never meet him organically to have a chance to bond with him and fuck him is making me go insane. I'm so obsessed that i'm torturing my mind thinking of a way to reach out to him that will make me look special, and make him want to respond to me. There's no way that can ever happen though, he's not a D-list celebrity, he must receive hundreds of messages a day. And he must meet very interesting, gorgeous women in his daily life.

I honestly want to kill myself. I want him to be mine, he's perfect, i want to live in a farm with him. I love him so much.

No. 277160

>>251762
>>251757
who is this? he has such a cute face and looks great in a suit

No. 277350

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>>271120
Anon I'm so sorry for answering late. I wouldn't say I have a husbando but I love plenty of musicians, a lot of them from the 80s but not all. Also I think Dave has taken all my attention away from Alan lol. I'm becoming more and more of a Dave girl as the days go by. He was just cute to me in the early 80s but come the late 80s, I surrender completely. Also in the late 90s and early 2000s, he looked incredible for someone who died several times and had a serious heroin addiction. He cleaned up so well, I'm really happy, and I'm glad he's still here

No. 277351

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No. 277358

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thinking about him very often all of the time

No. 277437

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>>277350
You have great taste anon, I would be curious to know what other musicians (80s or not) you are into! Alan was definitely really attractive too, but I think Dave aged the best out of all of them. He was really cute in his youth and then just got really hot once he got older. And I totally agree there were really so many times he could have passed away and been another rockstar casualty, so it's definitely special that he's still here. And it seems he's quite happy now, which makes me happy too! It doesn't seem he's aged too badly (in appearance or his personal behavior) compared to some other famous musicians either.

No. 277479


No. 277655

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He was very strict about not letting anybody into his dressing room, save for his wife of course… hnng, what were they doing in there? Smooching? Uhhhhhhhngngngg…………………………… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No. 277657

>>276406

Being raped by your 29 y.o. tutor when you were 12 will unfortunately do that to you.

https://youtu.be/d0-DIzQE3Xg

No. 277670

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I want him I want him I want him
I want Luxmberg from TikTok so bad, GOD I want him to stand over me and tell me Jesus is disappointed in me and that Lux himself needs to cleanse me.
I hate how bad I want him in my life.

No. 277679

>>277670
That's a face I didn't expect to see here, but yeah I feel ya.

No. 277688

>>277679
Happy to you share the sentiment, noona! I feel like a lot of his followers browse here they just haven’t found the thread.

No. 277890

File: 1658786946304.jpeg (357.74 KB, 401x932, 8CDE9C89-2E85-4846-A9C7-603A87…)

I wanted to see how my kitten would look like as an actual kitten so I tried to paste his face onto this poor little taxidermy doll and I was SO satisfied with the results I decided to make another. I just wish he could become baby-sized so I could put him in little overalls and carry him in my purse like one of Paris Hilton’s teacup doggies. If only I knew which nursing home they are keeping him in now..

No. 277893

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>>277890
My original design. I couldn’t help but giggle when making this because I just know how much he loves cocaine and the thought of him kitty-fied going just as crazy over catnip is unbelievably adorable.

No. 277947

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No. 278020

>>277890
>>277893
Interesting

No. 278058


No. 278069

i miss when this thread was filled with ezrafags

No. 278072

>>278069
They must not be truly dedicated to their husbandos if they ditch him after a bit of lukewarm allegations. Just kidding, why the fuck did they like an insane enby to begin with? At least own up to it. Ezrafags come on out.

No. 278080

>>278072
kek i am actually an ezrafag

No. 278092

File: 1658876087733.webm (3.28 MB, 576x576, d0f5bdc72ddeef27534ee05b702a15…)

slut is ruining my life

No. 278101

File: 1658881067260.jpg (64.77 KB, 546x600, download (1).jpg)

>stan steve howe
>not really
>dunno anything about geetar
>think he's good, he has many different styles like jazz, country, classic
>see old people talk about him
Hmm yes
>they say he sucks ass
>he fell off in the 80's
>peaked in his 20's
>never made anything good since
sob sob sob
>young people call him ugly and mean
UE UE UE (sounds of crying)
>his bestie jon anderson ditched him for a younger man
>his son hates him so much he dies spontaneously
w-
>his teeth hate him so much they start separating
No…
>he has amassed over 100 guitars but would only keep the first two he ever owned if given the choice
Why…
>"he's a noodler"
>Steve "i only sometimes noodle" howe
>Steve "i raised my kids vegetarian but if they went to a party and wanted to try a sausage they can eat a sausage" Howe
>mood for a day hits so hard though
Drinking so much alcohol to hind my pain, hyperventilating in the subspace, squeezing my rat like a stress ball
>do a double take at a picture of steve
>it fucking blinks
WHAT THE FUCK
It's hard being a fan of this grotesque little creature

No. 278112

>>278069
>>278072
>>278080
I'm one too. I just kept quiet about him because I know anons here hate him. But tbh, I miss us. I'm still going to watch The Flash.

No. 278310

>>277657
>>276406
I don’t know I was watching some of his new shittier post-wall movies and I think he was a little bit hot still in 2012ish. And I did learn that he was really a drugged up asshole, domestically abused two of his wives. He reminds me so much of this dude (appearance wise) I knew irl who was an emofag twink with a similar voice and he was like 23which was older than me at the time but looked younger and seemed like he was because of his voice. He said people would mistake him for 15-17. That dude had a giant ottercock, I never got around to it because we only sexted and fell apart after a while. He also sent me a pic of his asshole.
I would fuck Edward in vidrel, he just has such a cutesy vibe. And he seems like his schlong is huge unlike him.

No. 278898

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his nose…

No. 279105

>>278898
aerodynamic

No. 280011

File: 1659859650944.gif (4.13 MB, 250x250, daaaaamn.gif)

move away ezra, i'm a keeryfag now. god when did he become so hot?

No. 280014

>>280011
I love his boyishness? What do you call it haha. He's very cute for 30.

No. 280016

>>250276
His bougie leftist fake email job family. His parasite family.

No. 280041

File: 1659877063595.gif (8.3 MB, 540x360, keys.gif)

>>280014
cute indeed! but I'm hoping to see him in more adult roles instead of Steve the 18-year-old lol. I heard he's gonna star in a romantic movie soon, can't wait

No. 280710

File: 1660016400987.png (Spoiler Image,1.16 MB, 1597x941, PotPlayerMini64_BDvxkW7rT8.png)

gene makes me hornier than jimmy does why is it this way

No. 280726

>>280710
funny enough i never noticed how cute he was until Gene

No. 280741

>>280016
they weren't particularly bougie at all. i've looked deeply into it.

No. 280745

>>280041
I just read he's gonna be in the next Fargo season. This bodes well for us.

No. 280905

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Can't sleep. Fun fact: Rami once said he only gets 4 hours of sleep. We're destined for each other.

No. 281023

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>>280905
Welp time to get this out my system fuck it I have nothing better to do. I think I need a lobotomy for even putting this together.

No. 281045

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hnnnnngh

No. 281059

>>281023
does he not wear underwear kek

No. 281061

File: 1660199259692.gif (Spoiler Image,6.97 MB, 322x421, bruh.gif)

>>281059
Kek apparently not. I mean he never confirmed it but..

No. 281062

>>281023
>>281059
>>281061
he's hideous and i don't even want to see his penis but i still somehow was disappointed that these turned out to be clothed photos based on the conversation.

No. 281095

>>281045
>>280041
>>280011
God he’s so cute. I don’t get why he’s hated on here.

No. 281163

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>>281095
Right!? Although, FWIW I think a big part of his appeal (for me) is his personality and the way he looks in motion, not in pictures. Some people's attractiveness is more demeanor over appearance. In his case his cute hair increases his sweet personality.

No. 281294

File: 1660311724627.gif (7.51 MB, 576x640, steve-harrington.gif)

>>281163
>the way he looks in motion, not in pictures
Agree, Google Images don't do him justice lol. He's very charming and cute, just not the most photogenic dude ever. Videogenic, though

No. 281296

>>281294
>Videogenic
I like that kek

No. 281329

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Steve accepts his Dumbest Man Ever award

No. 281346

>>281163
Yeah his voice and facial expressions are great, and he’s super sweet and funny. But even so, I feel like he has a really cute and sort of unconventional or unassuming look that I would expect to be very appealing to a wide range. Kind of like a boy-next-door with great hair.

No. 282095

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if napoleon-posting is allowed then surely voltaire-posting must be as well.
his coffee habit was such that if he were around when cocaine became popular in the west i bet he would have become the biggest crackhead in europe and i love that for him

No. 282218

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wow his memoir was… messy, and honestly intolerable and pointless at parts, amusing and funny at others.

why does he have an oral fixation? why would I let him suck my boobs?

No. 282227

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>>282218
I'm vindicated that my actor husbando would perhaps engage in sexual acts I actually like. i know I'm objectifying myself for moids by finding nipple play hot. but i like having my boobs touched. so come hither jimmy boy

No. 282231

>>282227
What is that from

No. 282235

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>>282231
jim's messy fiction "memoir", memoirs and misinformation, much of it sounds like it was written on crack. the sex scenes aren't very long in it so don't get too titillated

more on the book:
>probs written by dana vachon (ghostwriter) and not him
>he can't write like this by his lonesome
>likely told vachon random scenarios while sitting on the couch smoking ganja
>thus birthing this
>because this plot wanders, baby
>claimed that they worked on this novel for what, 7 years? how? it's a mess
>prose pretty well written if not at times pretentious, elements of vonnegut in there?
>doesn't always take itself seriously
>I haven't watched a lot of video interviews about it as if not to spoil myself and they're all super long

>book!jim is past tense and aged in his 50s

>jim has severe mommy issues (expected)
>also fucked female love interest against a window
>jims past pre fame is plagued by defeatism and sadness (expected)
>despite vignette sex scenes treats female love interests like pond scum and no amount of narcissism can cloud it (expected)
>there's an obvious allusion to his dead ex with a female character, basically a side chick, overdosing (wtf)
>except she survives (extreme wtf)
>I still want him to fuck me and suck on my boobs though, not gonna lie
>jims pocketed resentments towards tommy lee jones and johnny depp
>charlie kaufman tries to recruit him into method acting for a chairman mao biopic
>disney wanting to recruit him for a lego movie rip-off called the playdoh fun factory
>THE TEXAS PACIFIC GROUP OWNS THE CAA!
>a weird fetish for mentioning artificially intelligent technology (expected)
>his reputation gets ruined by his own stupidity and he has to do a friendly family film called hippos as punishment
>existentialism and warbling throughout
>many famous cameos including but not limited to: nic cage, gwenyth paltrow, charlie kaufman, a.i. hippo rodney dangerfield, anthony hopkins, quinten tarantino, taylor swift, and kanye west
>nic cage is characterized as he should be
>refuses to name tom cruise and donald trumps characters and instead gives them pseudonyms
>the ending was came out of nowhere (not expected), bursts into a spontaneous alien apocalypse as predicted by cage

i don't know why I'm still attracted to this mess, but I want to fuck him harder now

No. 282253

>>282095
He has such a cute smile omg

No. 282276

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>>282235
Interesting… really interesting he adds sex scenes, not surprised he is into boob suckling though. He has the boob sucking phenotype. Ironically I've began dabbling in Steve's autobiography because the reviews say he's autistic and he goes off into unfortunate ramblings. So far it's pretty good, no sex scenes though, as expected. Just some nice mentions of his glass paperweight collection and gushing about random guitarists the same way girls gush about husbandos imo minus the sexualizing.

What psuedonyms does jim use for donald trump and tom cruise and does he reveal any juicy dramas or just spiral into his own deranged mind? Does he have any good theories of the universe?

No. 282292

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>>282276
>boob sucking phenotype
it's the overactive mouth isn't it? well now I know why, goddammit

I think the problem with men who are creatives in general is that they have an inherently autist type of behavior or tend to be some kind of unhinged, sometimes it's cute and sometimes it's insufferable. this book was half enjoyable and half fuckery for that exact reason. kinda wish he focused more on mundanity and his own life rather than the haphazard celebrity shoo in's, we don't need to see your friends and hear you whine about your nonexistence jim

highlights
>the intro was catching and got me invested
>throughout the narrative it's pretty clear that the jim carrey character is an asshole so maybe he has fifth percentile awareness of his own arrogance
>please don't blame me for self inserting during the early stages of him and the love interests relationship
>they were FEISTY
>the part after the devolution of his relationships and reputation that has him in the vr hippo movie conversing with a.i. rhino? not a hippo (got it wrong) rodney dangerfield
>that part showed MILD character growth perhaps
>at its best when it tries to have a more narrative structure and less pretentious woo woo existentialism
>but some of the existentialism hits home
>nic cage is the best supporting cast member hands down
>cage is only one who makes the final leg enjoyable along with a random ass kanye appearance
>some fucked up little anecdotes about his childhood
>truly bizarre scene where jim and love interest go on spiritual guru scammers retreat and hear the spiritual awakenings of celebrity cameos
>when it's well written, it's well written!
>some of the lines and jokes hit
>"if done right, kidnapping can be a positive experience for everyone!" is pretty funny, although that occurs during my most hated arc, it was one of the lines that made me smile
>his mind is twisted and mangled

the bad
>in the same as the above the jim character seldom learns from his mistakes
>and because the actual jim won't let his narcissism flicker off for a bit, it impedes growth thus a narrative problem from day 1
>sometimes the woo woo existential becomes too much
>treatment of the female characters induces crushing depression
>especially when his love interest changes her mind about having children and he refuses her
>LET YOUR WIFE HAVE BABIES FOR GODS SAKE
>and the side girl who overdosed, my god
>there should have been further delving into those two personal relationships because I thoroughly enjoyed how both uncomfortable and interesting they were to me
>idt he has the willingness to tap into that because he can't admit what a misogynist he is
>book lags in the middle with the chairman mao biopic subplot, anthony hopkins and charlie kaufman do not offer up much compared to the other supporting cast
>too many celebrity cameos, not all characterized or funny enough to justify the amount of them
>during that whole sweep with the mao biopic I was begging BRING BACK NIC CAGE
>the last leg of the book is awful, random and the world breaks out into a barely foreshadowed by nic cage having a weird spiritual vision of an alien apocalypse at the retreat, which happens and it is so disruptive and so abrupt
>not even the return of nic cage can salvage it, these guys don't know how to write apocalypses worth a shit
>in the end he dies miserably and alone on a dingy at sea after seemingly devouring his own digits, as the "last survivor" of his group
>I thought they would go the woe is I russian despair novel route at some point but I guess they wanted jim carreys own rendition of this is the end? too bad it sucks
>when the prose gets overly pretentious and makes 0 sense, even my long drugged out brain rolls it's eyes
>as aforementioned it's a mixture of arcs and none of them tailor particularly well together
>there is makings of a good narrative buried within multiple ill connected plot fragments
>his mind is twisted and mangled

his pseudonym for tom cruise is "laser jack lightning" and trump is referred to by a myriad of nicknames, tarantino cameo calls him a "gluttonous asshole"

overall it's a divisive segmented novel and I'd give it a 2.5/5.0 for effort, but the bad arcs are really bad, I can't tell a lie. the good arcs should've been expanded upon. like jim himself this book has no idea what its identity is. and it boggles my mind that him and vachon spent so many years to produce such an incoherent narrative, maybe he didn't give his ghostwriter enough creative control. anything for a juicy salivating paycheck I guess. could've been better and could've been worse.

No. 282874

File: 1661046284421.gif (2.56 MB, 386x288, x.gif)

Had a really bad day today. Found a compilation of Xqc karaoke and my god he is so bad, but it made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts. He was really trying his best with it, but was still so awful. There are definitely things about him that I don't like, but I'm happy that when I was having a shitty day that I could find a video of him being cute and making a fool out of himself to make me laugh. Don't think an irl moid would have been able to do that for me at least.

No. 282901

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>>282874
i get it nona, he's so retarded but in the lovable excited puppyish way!!! he seriously has the ability to cheer me up in a way that no other moid would be able to. i think the only times i feel truly relaxed are when im watching xqc, his content is so mindless and stupid that its so easy to turn off ur brain and consume and just enjoy without thinking about other shit. xqcfags for life

No. 282903

>>282874
>>282901
he looks cute but he give me misogynist vibes, like every time i decide to look at his stream he makes some dumb joke about women and i think his chat reflects that

No. 282905

>>282903
i'm the second xqc anon yrt, that's one of the things that i dont like about him, i try to only watch the goofy vods to avoid the off-handed typical moid misogyny bs. he himself definitely is not as bad as other male streamers, namely Hasan and Adin Ross, but it still is disheartening. the main issue with xqc i think is that he doesn’t police chat at all, and his roots were a little edgier, so chat is just a bunch of little 16 yr old scrotes being annoying. i hope that wasn’t derailing, sorry jannies. I understand how u got that vibe from him though lol. the main appeal to me is that he is stupid as fuck (or acts stupid as fuck ig), which makes him entertaining. It helps that he’s also handsome. I hate outspoken men, I much prefer the ones like xqc who make fools out of themselves by doing/saying retard shit.

sorry for the autism kek

No. 282922

File: 1661090266293.gif (3.6 MB, 428x320, xq.gif)

>>282903
Yeah I don't blame you for feeling that way. Xqc is cute and funny eye candy, but it's part of the reason I don't religiously watch his streams. I definitely pick and choose which ones I watch. I can stand him more than other streamers of his kind though since I think he's too dumb to hold any real opinion on anything. He seems pretty self-aware that he's just an ADHD streamer and doesn't act as if anything he says is particularly important, which makes him more tolerable to me (but I could understand why others can't watch him).

>>282901
You get me nonnie. Please feel free to gush more. He's so dumb and cute, but occasionally he'll do or say something really sweet and the whiplash gets me lol like when he sang Hey There Delilah for stream. I always wonder why he has so many male viewers because a big reason I watch him is because of how cute I think he is lol. Do you have any favorite streams of his? Some of my favorite moments are when he played Bloodwash and Murder House, when he cooked breakfast for his brother, stormwatching in his backyard, and the streams when he watched videos from when he was a kid. Also I'd add the Twitch Sings ones as a new favorite as well.

No. 283002

>>193846
since xqc has been brought up i must say he is very attractive with brown hair

No. 283118

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>>282903
That's interesting because when I've watched him I don't get misogyny vibes from him specifically but his chat is actual hyper mega death AIDs. His chat's full of troons and blatantly underage retarded boys and maybe 4 girls. Then again I can't watch him do anything except gaming but he doesn't fucking game as much anymore! It's annoying, but I really grew up watching let's plays and I refuse to start watching reaction andy content. He fell off!!!
>>283002
Yeah his natural hair color is nice

No. 283127

File: 1661190530927.jpg (3.47 MB, 1200x3315, interview.jpg)

sighs dreamily

No. 283165

Sorry for all the xqcfagging. I am going through a really tough time right now and somehow this crusty caveman streamer is what's keeping me going. I won't go into it since this is the husband thread and not the blogposting thread, but things are hard and I feel as though I'm constantly pushing myself for little to no pay off and I don't know how much longer I can keep doing this (but I don't really have a choice lol). I come home to an empty apartment and all my thoughts, but I know if I turn on an archived stream or a compilation video that I can laugh and be happy even if it's only for a little bit. I recognize that parasocial relationships are bad, but I know that I don't know him and I don't really have a desire to. I like that he can be stupid and film himself having fun and I can watch him when I'm depressed and rely on him to cheer me up and not feel guilty about it because he has no idea I exist.
I assume maybe some girls come home from a stressful day of work and unwind with their boyfriend and I come home and watch this loser laugh at repetitive memes and identify animals incorrectly. It's probably a little pathetic, but I got this video randomly recommended to me on Youtube and it was exactly what I needed to hear tonight lol. Somehow I doubt if I had an actual boyfriend that he would have been able to comfort me as much as this randomly recommended video of Xqc did, but maybe that's my mental illness showing kek.

No. 283166

>>283165
I also really like this video lol. It really cheers me up. I don't know why.

No. 283167

>>283002
I don't know who this guy is but he looks exactly like my type in that video.

No. 283173

>>283166
hey nona, this is the other xqcfag anon from the other day. the ITS SPONGEBOB video made me fucking scream its so funny. hes so cute and stupid my heart is so full. that song is so cute with that video too. the way he annunciates things is so funny to me … “ITS SPONGEBOBUH”

watch him shave his face like an absolute animal

No. 283231

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>>283165
Relatable, I've had dreams about him but they weren't even sex dreams, we were just chilling playing video games together and giggling and shit.
>>283166
That's one of my faves

No. 283251

>>283231
I love watching his clips on youtube anon I would say the same thing but I’ve seen that man fart numerous times on stream and it completely turned me off. He also does not clean up and behind his setup is full of uber eats trash and bugs eating the leftovers, not even worth it nonnie pretend I said nothing keep the fantasy

No. 283253

File: 1661278545499.gif (6.12 MB, 498x441, lalo-salamanca-mask.gif)

i am fucking obsessed with this man. i spend a large portion of the day thinking about lalo salamanca. i literally just look at pictures of him and imagine fucking him. i have multiple half-finished lalo fics (lalo x reader or lalo x female character) in my notes app. i’ve even attempted to watch spanish shows with tony dalton (but failed bc i need the mustache). this has been going on for six months and i need professional help.

No. 283270

>>283253
Not a husbando-fag but scrolling past and reading this I need the lalo fic
You have reawakened my love

I also want kim even though I’m very straight

No. 283273

good times when this thread was just ezrafags and carreyfags talking about their days

No. 283274

>>283251
True, he does rip ass, but so do I. He'd probably think it's gross if a woman did it though, what a loser. I do wish he'd clean up. It makes me sad seeing Adept do any hand-holding like that with him, he should be beaten until he learns to clean his space or left to rot in it! Disgusting trash man.
>>283273
Pretty sure there's just one Carreyfag and she's still around, in fact she wrote a book review just a few posts up

No. 283285

>>283253
Isn't he dating a teenager?

No. 283295

>>283285
Is he? I could only find him linked to a woman his own age

No. 283310

>>283251
>>283274
Kek his filthiness is probably what keeps me from developing an obsessive parasocial crush on him. If I was miraculously presented with the opportunity to date him, I'd turn it down because of how gross he is lol. Also the way he acts like a kid is cute, but also must be exhausting to put up with irl. Anyway, dropping some more wholesome Xqc clips. I watch this one over and over again just for the moment he runs into the room and says "Good mornin!"

No. 283312

>>283310
This one's really cute too. Although he seems kind of out of it in this one or maybe he's kind of forcing it but idk. still really cute either way!

No. 283403

>>283310
>>283312
He is so cute I want to tickle him. I need to tickle him.

No. 283644

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Unlike Kim, I can actually fix him

No. 283815

>>283273
even though they still post here occasionally i feel like we'll never get the same fun vibe as when they posted earlier this year because anons keep complaining about them (even during times when they stopped posting/haven't posted in a while, a few days ago there was a post in the things you hate thread mentioning them). on one hand i get it, cause the men they're into did awful things, on the other hand carreychan and at least a few of the ezrafags say that they don't actually condone their actions, carreychan seems to call out jim carrey the most if anything lol but i guess other posters might believe that posting these guys or finding them attractive=overlooking their actions? or something like that

No. 283871

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I cannot lie I'm a sucker for a good Himbo, I know hes considered a cow through H3 and Breadtube but I cant help but swoon

No. 283873

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>>283871
Oh hell no.

No. 283916

>>283871
If I cover his head then I get it nonnums. He has a really good body wtf

No. 283936

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>>283644
He's so sexy as Jimmy/Saul but I got hooked on him after seeing him as Hutch in the movie Nobody

No. 283953

>>283871
this dude sexually confuses me, because he's quite attractive by his own right but then I think about his personality: obnoxious, brocialist, porn addicted, pro-sex work freak then all sexual feelings I have towards him completely evaporate.

No. 283996

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There's something I love about Noel Fielding, I'm partial to 2009 Noel but I find his sense of humor hot af

No. 283999

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samefag, I also have always been partial to Criss Angel. Some of his hairstyles didn't do him justice but he aged like fine wine

No. 284011

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it's been a long time without keeryfagging

No. 284056

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>>283996
His eyes are so pretty

No. 284073

>>283996
Yes he is cute
>>284056
Yes

No. 284129

>>283996
he matches with threadpic

No. 284141

>>283871
would hatefuck

No. 284152


No. 285017

oh my god oh my god

No. 285068

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>>283815
>>283273
>>283274
I feel especially bad for anyone who's an ezrafag with the recent developments. it's really not the husbandofags fault when their husbando turns out to be deplorable, it's just the cycle of hollywood life. which is why jim, much as I love him, being exposed one day for worse wouldn't surprise me either. i wish he'd come out of his hovel and actually say something worthwhile.

i would rather watch paint dry, ironically, than see his art garbage. everyone just unceremoniously praises him for acting like a new era howard hughes! you know what happened to howard hughes? two guys successfully swindled the public into believing their fake autobiography of him was real! so jim I sincerely suggest if you don't want people to act like you're dead, leave your funeral parlor of a home

ive been shooting the shit with other endeavors but i have never forgotten about everything and everyone. just a lot and nothing at all happening at the same time. hope everyone else is doing alright

No. 288405

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mfw drawing steve howe telling me happy birthday while i sob and weep in my dank bedroom

No. 288616

I'm so burnt out from trying to date. I think I'm just going to marinate in my parasocial hyperfixations for a while. Trying to get a real boyfriend would be so much trouble when I could just think about the same person all day and project whatever I want onto him. Off the top of my head, I know his favorite color, favorite movies, favorite animals, views on society, and what the inside of his house looked like. I don't actually think about dating him or anything like that (for a large number of reasons I won't let myself do that), but just thinking about and learning more about him is like an escape to me from my stressful, mundane life. I can't really explain it. I feel like this is probably pretty unhealthy, but it isn't hurting anyone so it's okay right? There's more I could say but I feel it would all be pointless and not make any sense lol. Anyway, I love this thread because it helps me feel not alone in my weird tendency to become obsessively invested in random men who won't know I exist. Part of my brain tells me it's weird and unhealthy and that I should stop doing it, but then I tell myself that I'm not hurting anyone so what's the harm in it?

No. 288662

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I love him. I like to look for his ugliest selfies to save and then laugh at. Finding a good looking picture of him is twice the battle, but also twice the reward. He always looks a little awkward when he's not pulling a stank grandpa face or that weird sarcastic smile that he does. I love it.

No. 288789

>>285017
xqc anon ily

No. 289051

>>288616
There's no harm in it as long as you don't become too obsessed. If you start to delude that you have an actual chance with him, step back. Or if you get caught between the propellers of love and hatred. Keep your mindset healthy and you should suffice

No. 289053

>>289051
Thanks for the reassurance. Fortunately I can’t delude myself into thinking I have a chance because he’s dead. In some ways it sort of is perfect for me because sometimes when I get attached to someone it gets ruined when I think about how realistically we probably wouldn’t get along. However when someone isn’t alive anymore I don’t have to think about that anyway since it doesn’t matter. He also did something really bad so that helps me from getting too carried away. I just imagine what it would be like if we had been friends or like a parallel universe where we had met and he hadn’t done what he did. I feel guilty about it but it helps get me through the day and it’s ultimately harmless I suppose.

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>>289053
You can almost characterize him in a way. It's a bit cynical, but sometimes it's better that way. When someones no longer around their presence may linger but they aren't around to react or see anything said about them.

And guilt is just a formality with these things long as you understand he did wrong. If our morality always aligned with our sense of attraction evenly the world would be pretty blah

No. 289073

>>288662
this is genuinely a little unhinged anon thank you for lols

No. 289092

>>289073
Is it because it's Limmy? I know it's weird. He's like an anti-sexyman but one of these days people will understand. They'll all understand.

No. 289093

>>289092
Nah I love ugly or weird pictures of my husbando, it's humanizing

No. 289100

>>288662
Relatable

No. 289115

>>289071
Yes, I think that’s exactly what makes this perfect for me. I can take all the information I know about him and create an idea of a person in my head who I can fixate on without having to think about any of the consequences. It is like a character in a way- someone who is never moving and stays the same. I do worry about eventually growing too old to fixate on him anymore just because he’ll seem so young but I’ll cross that hurdle when I get there. Usually when I imagine us in a parallel universe, I imagine we’re the same age anyway.

Thanks Carrey-anon you’re very wise. I think I need a healthy amount of guilt because I don’t want to end up like the Ramirez anon (I do not have a crush on Richard Ramirez btw) but sometimes I just need an outlet to sperg. Thanks for listening to me.

No. 289123

>>289115
Why doesn't your husbando age? He dead?

No. 289128

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>>289115
As someone who experienced guilt on a constant basis for awhile, I just try and balance my dosage of love and hate with a little side of insanity. sometimes imagine there's a universe where jim is a normal husband and father with a middle class job and not a rich actor.

No. 289156

>>289123
Yep. I was younger than him when I first had a crush on him and now I’m older than him which is weird. I don’t know if I could call him my husbando in good conscious for many reasons kek, but I guess he is a man I hyperfixate on and I guess that is what a husbando is…

>>289128
That’s cute. I like to imagine things in a similar way that there’s a parallel universe where he did not do something really bad. What would his job be in this parallel universe instead of an actor? How would you guys have met?

No. 289195

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>>289156
probably a cheesy office romance where I'd spill on or bump into him, initially chaotic and embarrassing. like something out of a gross romcom. or a situation where he's in an initial position of power over me without it being too abusive. i used to be into student-teacher romances so I've shamefully thought of college professor romance before. work supervisor and underling also works too. maybe he would start by hating me and learn to love me. he'd still be significantly older than me regardless in almost every situation

my lack of mentorship and guidance in life is showing once again. but anyway.

No. 289271

>>289195
Honestly I could totally see it. He has the look where it wouldn’t be out of place to imagine him as a professor or some kind of work supervisor. And even though that kind of power dynamic relationship doesn’t always translate well to real life I could see why it has its appeal. As you said, if we were all well-adjusted and thought too much about the morality of what we are interested in then things would get boring pretty quickly.

I wonder if any other husbandofags imagine themselves with their husbando in an alternate universe? Or do you just imagine them as an actor/musician/streamer/whatever they are?

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