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No. 240194

It's been 84 years…

Previous thread >>>/g/238607

No. 240195

That's a subpar picture OP.

No. 240197

It is ugly…

No. 240200

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No. 240203

>>240195
>>240197
NTA I think it's cool, it's from the Lolcow draw board, and anons requested it as a threadpic

No. 240205

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It's an infestation! Good thread OP don't mind the y chromies

No. 240206

>>240195
>>240197
t. Low IQ Subhumans
I think it's a great pic OP

No. 240207

>>240197
>>240195
It was requested in the last thread, and this is just a temporary thread anyway. Also, it's literally fanart for this website. Stop being retards.

No. 240208

>>240203
>>240202
its lame plus only [one] of yers requested. the past 4 threadpics have sucked

No. 240209

>>240195
>>240197
Your opinion is wrong and you shall suffer for it.

No. 240210

File: 1645334002741.jpg (22.58 KB, 561x480, uncle leo.jpg)

There is a tranny in this forum I go that keeps referring to himself as a "bitch". "Im a sad bitch", "im that kind of bitch". Disgusting retarded little scrote you'll never be a bitch, you will always be a dog

No. 240211

i'm emotionnally horny but not physically horny

No. 240212

i think the picture is cute kek the anon who drew it is talented

No. 240213

Admin-sama please for the love of god fix /ot/, these fagettes as so bitter.

No. 240214

>>240207
Calm down weirdo.

No. 240216

I want to spank that kpop boy

No. 240217

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>browses

No. 240220

>>240200
Yeah and what's wrong with this word?

No. 240221

https://cytu.be/r/farmmovienight

Still playing old internet vids

No. 240222

>>240209
>>240207
>>240206
>>240202
>>240203
Stop samefagging, people don't have to like the same art you do lol.

No. 240223

>>240208
It's from one of our art anons, and it's cool. It's literally only people who never bother to make threads who complain about this stuff.

No. 240224

>>240219
this gif is physically repulsive. the first time i saw it i gagged and vomit came up in my mouth

No. 240225

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No. 240226

>>240223
>It's literally only…
why would you even assume this.

No. 240227

I feel so powerful when I kill mosquitoes with one hand

No. 240229

>>240226
Anon said the past thread pics have sucked, so I think it's fair to assume that she doesn't make threads.

No. 240230

Colors in that image are shit.

No. 240231

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Why is everyone cranky today? Is this the second or fourth stage of grief

No. 240232

Finally someone actually made a thread on time. Tired of these newfags.

No. 240233

>>240223
>It's from one of our art anons
so? she can't handle the heat? u guys need to stop babying each other. great effort art anon

No. 240234

>>240222
Stop samefagging
Stop samefagging
Stop samefagging
Stop samefagging
Stop samefagging

No. 240235

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nonny? nonny? sorry. nonny?

No. 240237

>>240233
Right whats with the coddling? They really enjoy this deviantart tier shit and for what?

No. 240238

NONNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY NONNY

No. 240239


No. 240240

Schlick

No. 240241

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No. 240242

It's a good picture and the nonnie who drew it should be proud, in fact all people who draw in the Lolcow draw board should be proud

No. 240243

>>240241
DAMN WHHO DAT

No. 240244


No. 240245

I really just want these twitterfags to gtfo.

No. 240246

I was wondering why UPenn wasn’t burying the troon swimmer controversy. It seems like something that a school would usually not want to deal with vs allowing it to come up over and over again while weakly virtue signaling.

Then I watched Kidology’s video on Mackenzie Fierceton and realized what they are desperately trying to hide. Typical.

No. 240247

>>240237
It's cute calm down Ms bitterness

No. 240248

>>240242
Even me?

No. 240249

This thread pic is cute, anom did a great work and whoever says otherwise can kiss my ass, cope and definitely seethe

No. 240250

>>240237
it's just a doodle someone made in the drawing room, she probably didn't expect it to become the next thread pic? i'm not coddling anyone i just think it's unnecessary to bitch about someone's art when you could have made a thread yourself with a pic you liked

No. 240252

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No. 240253

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>>240237
artfags cry when you dont bumkiss their doodles i guess.

No. 240254


No. 240255

>>240237
>>240233
Sorry forgot we all should be cynical and angry all the time

No. 240256

>>240249
Funny thing is the only anons seething are the ones who can't handle differing opinions. Don't you have some da fetish art to schlick to?

No. 240257

>>240244
>*Based
Ftfy

No. 240258

>>240245
twitterfags
twitterfags
twitterfags
twitterfags

No. 240259

>>240255
not sharing the same opinion doesnt mean those things nonna, please. why is everyone so excited for a few comments?

No. 240260

>>240256
Lmao wtf is wrong with you, stop shitting the thread

No. 240261

>>240253
God forbid someone doesn't like something an anon here made.

No. 240262

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Kazuhira-kun… nani desuka? nani is wrong are you okay?

No. 240263

>>240260
>shitting the thread
And you're not?

No. 240264

>>240245
I'm pretty sure you're the same anon who shit the thread and resorted to calling everyone a newfag, samefag and twitterfaf when you had no other arguments left…

No. 240265

>>240256
What the hell are you on? da fetish art? Kek thread pics aren't supposed to be a masterpiece anyway just cute

No. 240267

thread pic is a poor. og artist is probably talented though.
>my opinion

No. 240268

>>240263
You're the one calling a random doodle "dA fetish porn" and bitching about it

No. 240269

>>240265
Ok and clearly some of us don't think it's cute. All we said. So chill out.

No. 240270

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No. 240271

>>240263
You really need a lengthy ban

No. 240272

>>240268
Nobody called op pic that. Learn2read

No. 240273

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Invalid and incorrect. Thanks to the powers of your antagonistic shitposting and my raging mental illness, I have given this more thought than perhaps any other living person. That makes me the most qualified person on this board to talk about Komaeda's penis. You can post pics of my love and make fun of me, it's fine. You can all pretend to be me and act like I don't shower, and I can laugh and take a joke as well as the next anon, but every sperg has their limits and you know that. I have spent hours imagining the cool, damp skin of his genitals and some nights have almost felt the weight of them resting on my nose and cheeks. There's a lot of meat there, I know it. Just from the weight alone. He's got a beautiful big schmeat. I will not accept this slander and revisionism.
It's canon, Nagito Komaeda has a monster dick. NAGITO KOMAEDA HAS A GORGEOUS PENIS. It's not toxic, except during the UDG arc during which I'm reasonably sure he was a bit crusty and stinky and didn't wash often. But to be fair to him, where is he going to get fresh hooker clothes or wash his laundry on a blimp full of kids in the middle of a civil war? And I bet he comes in his pants more than average, which isn't a flaw, just the sign of a highly sexed man. And he almost certainly fingers himself, maybe even with Junko Enoshima's corpse hand. I can't justify that for him but it's very sexy so it's fine. Personally I'd still bask in the musk and maybe even taste some of the buildup but I'm aware that it's an acquired taste, like stilton or olives, so I'll let you off for that.
Anyway at other points in his life, he's shown to be very clean and tidy. First thing he does after a plane crash? Has a shower under a waterfall. His cabin during SDR2? Immaculate. The one skill he's actually proud of? His ability to clean. Someone even says he would make a good househusband (Mahiru or Mikan, maybe)? Would you ever suggest that a man who was noticeably stinky or had a cheesy dick would be a good househusband? No. I bet all of the characters were actually rightfully getting a little excited about the prospect of a character who 1) is respectful to women and not a stupid scrote; 2) is not as ugly as the average Danganronpa character; 3) is rich as Croesus; 4) can and will clean 5) is actually a pretty nice guy who just has some problems based on his illness and his past trauma; and finally, 6) probably eats pussy like a man starved.

Also, to the anon who keeps posting lazy sprite art of my boy which looks like it should be a transparent PNG but saved in the wrong format (you know, with the ugly chequered grey-and-white background), get your act together. Pretending to be a Komaeda stan is one thing, but shitty aesthetics on your low-effort, low-value, shitty shitposts when using his image is quite another. At least find some pretty, hi-res (and preferably horny) fanart that I haven't seen yet. Try Pixiv.

No. 240274

Who

No. 240275

>>240271
Do it then.

No. 240277

cares

No. 240278

File: 1645334930780.png (100.69 KB, 280x452, zombie chan.PNG)

Anyway, on the topic of drawing, there's still space left on the draw board
https://aggie.io/nypffaequn

No. 240279

>>240276
Only twitterfags say twitterfag and go back to twitter

No. 240280

>>240220
nonnies need to get with the hip new lingo you know

No. 240281

>>240194
I kind of love the op drawing. I showed my husband to find what the rock said, and he complimented it too. Don't kill me.
Wtf does the rock say though?

No. 240282

>>240281
It says "moid", turn your head to see it

No. 240284

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Boss we need to focus. Boss? Can you hear me? Ugh.

No. 240285

>>240281
This is the type of stuff you talk about with your husband? Lolcow?

No. 240286

grrrr, if grr if we get to thread #10, GRRRRRRR

No. 240287

>>240200
I preffer the word fap because thats the sound my fat pussy makes when I slap it

No. 240288

>>240285
It's 2022 not 1957..

No. 240289

>>240287
condensate and run

No. 240290

>>240288
Ah yes good day to talk about lolcow with your husband in 2022 instead of 1957.

No. 240291

>>240285
Every time I see some retard on here say that they show their bf/husband LC posts I die inside.

No. 240292

>>240284
Ugly wesker

No. 240293

>>240291
She's retarded to boot.

No. 240297

>>240290
what? they should talk eggs and pavement mix instead?

No. 240299

>>240297
Ah yes the only three things to talk about. Eggs and lolcow in 2022. What an idiot.

No. 240300

>>240291
I do it too with my fwb who is on discord and streams with his cousin, he's a 4channer as well and finds this place funny, but he says he would never post because he's not a girl and respects women's spaces, I also tried to pinkpill him about trannies but he doesn't understand

No. 240301

>>240299
you sound dumb. not a projection.

No. 240302

>>240301
Yeah and your cherry picking topics totally weren't retarded. Go talk about lolcow with your husband, dork.

No. 240303

>>240302
im a neet? stop drinking sir

No. 240304

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No. 240306

>>240300
My husbando says he respects women and then beats me and only talks to me about terminally online things

No. 240307

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this is the only pixel art girl from a game I care about

No. 240308

>>240306
he sounds like a /g/fag

No. 240309

>>240304
I died wtf is this

No. 240310

>>240282
Oh. I was trying to read it in the opposite direction. Thank you!
>>240285
Sometimes.

No. 240311

>>240309
Average Turkish man

No. 240312

>>240308
I showed him lolcow and he posts here as a tranny. It's 2022 so it's ok

No. 240313

>>240296
I'm both happy and sad that no1curred

No. 240314

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>>240300
>4channer
>respects women's spaces

No. 240315

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>>240304
kill nona, evil nona

No. 240316

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Everyone stop

No. 240317

>>240312
kek can i join you and form a polyamoric band?

No. 240318

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No. 240319

>>240317
Yes. It's 2022!!!

No. 240320


No. 240321

>>240319
fug ya. hold on i gotta get obese first. give me 6 weeks kk?

No. 240322

>>240304
I like somewhat hairy men (not THAT much though) but his balls are too small for me, so hard pass. I prefer big hanging balls that I can cup and suck.

No. 240323

>>240313
My last name is Yamaguchi because I'm japonese and live in japan

No. 240325

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needy girl overdose is for scrotes!!! scrotes!!

No. 240326


No. 240327

Anyone else got yellow fever

No. 240328

>>240322
I'm not a ball expert but his balls look massive

No. 240330

>>240325
FACTS.

No. 240331

>>240328
it's not poop?

No. 240332

>>240325
What does this even say

No. 240333

>>240328
No way I like BIG BALLS and those look too small

No. 240334

>>240328
Nevermind I zoomed in and that's just his balls blotted out, a shame. I thought it was the silhouette of his sack. Anyone have an uncensored version for hearty keks?

No. 240335

>>240333
I like when balls are massive too. When they hang low it's sexy

No. 240336

>>240323
My grandfather was japanese but I ain't, I just got the last name passed down

No. 240337

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>>240325
Yes but I like it anyway.

No. 240338

>>240335
Same, specially if they have a lot of skin going on dayum

No. 240339

>>240334
>hearty keks
doubt

No. 240340

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Unpopular opinion, I think Elsie is a furry. Not in a bad way though, I think she's the only good furry.

No. 240341

>>240336
Where is he from? Maybe I know him

No. 240342


No. 240343

Those of you with wedding rings and kids showing lolcow to your darling hubbies and """fwb""" (pathetic) need to return to Facebook and mumsnet

No. 240344

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shitpost tier thread aye

No. 240345

>>240338
do your balls hang low? do they wobble to the floor? do they shine like a grape? or are they hairy like an ape? thanks all be here all week

No. 240346

>>240341
Unless you're a 90+ year old male japanese guy I doubt it, he married my grandma when she was only 19 and he was way older than her
He was from Okinawa I believe

No. 240347

>>240343
Seconded.

No. 240348

>>240343
No anon it's 2022!

No. 240349

>>240343
I only show off my OTPs wedding rings

No. 240351

>>240343
My husbando and I love reading lolcow

No. 240352

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i have social anxiety but nonnie i often talk to on discord, i love you, you're cute and based

No. 240353

Nonitas I can’t tell if you’re all joking or not about being real Nihonjins but if you aren’t can you recommend me your favorite small vacation spots? Thanks

No. 240354

>>240345
I said like balls I don't have balls pls read better next time

No. 240355

>>240350
Literally my first post within 2 days (since the crash just makes me sad) you’re clearly thinking of a different anon.

No. 240356

Stop talking about balls for the love of God

No. 240358

>>240346
Oh yeah woops. I live in Kyoto so nvm.

No. 240359

>>240350
Nta, but there's no way you seriously think it's just one anon who says "newfag", "twitterfag" and "samefag"

No. 240360

>>240344
>tag urself
>im the chocolate vanilla swirl one

No. 240361

>>240354
I know anon I was just singing. I like balls too. Big hairy ones tbh

No. 240362

File: 1645336237023.gif (1.01 MB, 400x400, download (4).gif)

BALL.

No. 240364

>>240357
oh it's audibly bad. thank you!

No. 240365

>>240353
Sorry I'm not a real nihonjin, I've never been to japan and I don't even look japanese, I only inherited the last name that sounds like a danganronpa character. A lot of weebs get suprised when I tell them about my last name though, it's dumb

No. 240366

Please stop acting like any of you would cup that obscenely hairy man's balls, this has got to be a joke or Turkish psyop

No. 240367

i don't want to finish my homework. aaaaa

No. 240368

When is "you're that anon!!1!" going to become a bannable offense? I swear to god you schizos need to put on time out.

No. 240369

>>240356
But I like my husbando balls

No. 240370

>>240366
im going with Turkish psyop

No. 240371

>>240366
We dont like the turkish balls. We like big balls we said

No. 240372

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>>240343
>mumsnet
>facebook
Why would you encourage this? Even to your worst enemy?

No. 240374

>>240369
Who’s your husbando

No. 240375

>>240361
I honestly love how soft they feel on my lips!

No. 240376

>>240365
Oooh???? That's totemo sugoi desu NONNY

No. 240377

>>240360
I'm the unintentional(?) Flannery O'Connor reference

No. 240378

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>>240342
She literally wears fake cow horns. Sometimes even cow ears and a full cow costume depending on who draws her.

No. 240379

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>>240372
Delete this now. I will not tolerate dead rats.

No. 240380

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i think a nonnie on another thread is out to expose me, reveal yourself, i just wanna talk

No. 240381

>>240366
I like balls but not the turkish guy balls

No. 240382

>>240368
You're the anon who is an anon, I know because your'e that anon

No. 240383

>>240381
You haven't even seen them they're censored. Give his balls a chance!

No. 240385

>>240374
Arthur Morgan AND Link

No. 240386

>>240378
OMG NONNY YOU'RE USING MY EDIT THANK YOU!

No. 240387

>>240373
>inb4: pant pant, whine, rub a dub, wink, squeaky squeakar, poke poke, pout, ScRotE!!

No. 240388

>>240371
You have 30 seconds to post big "beautiful" balls time starts NOW

No. 240389

>>240383
Hell no I bet they're stinky and not musky the way I like

No. 240390

>>240385
Idk anything about link or the other guy since the only games I play are visual novels honestly

No. 240392

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Pls stop. Balls are the most disgusting part of men. At least go back into talking about an useful part like dick

No. 240393

>>240390
which visual novels

No. 240394

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No. 240395

>>240384
>That doesn't necessarily make someone a furry, but it often does indicate other kinds of degeneracy

why you delete dis

No. 240396

>>240375
It's really sexy I love licking them

No. 240398

>>240392
I think you need some balls in your life.

No. 240399

>>240393
Mainly murder mystery (though I still haven’t played Phoenix Wright surprisingly despite it being on my list) and BL.
I’m mainly into DR, umineko, chaos;child and hashihime.

No. 240400

>>240396
Same I love sucking on them bolls

No. 240403

>>240392
Dicks aren't useful unless they're swole like coke cans and attached to a handsome mute with no opinions, political or otherwise

No. 240404

>>240400
I like the taste and musk. Cute lil squishers

No. 240405

>>240394
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 240406

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>>240379
They were hopefully well fed and happy before being defiled. Have a cute not rat

No. 240407

>>240404
Hell yes high five my fellow ball enjoyer

No. 240409

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Why would they do this to my boy Kunio kun

No. 240411

>>240380
Even MY pussy is fat hairy and juicy but I still wouldn't give it to them fucking ants i would see the ir eyes all ten thousandn eyes and a gnome. A GNOME i want to be an angel actually. it'd do you good

No. 240412

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would you eat your husbando's ass? 3D husbandos owners, do not reply

No. 240413

>>240412
no. NO!!!!

No. 240414

>>240403
…Swole like coke cans? I fear for you, anon.

No. 240415

This thread is scrotetastic, hello fellow ball-suckers!!! Who else loves SCROTUM????

No. 240416

>>240412
Vomiting

No. 240417

>>240415
Not everyones lezzie

No. 240418

>>240318
I wish I had the pic of amber rose to reply to this but I dont

No. 240420


No. 240421

>>240397
>Elsie (probably) grew up on a farm, and she learned to love cows. She even notices cowlike tendencies in herself at times
Wait anon, you might be right. Elsie herself isn't a furry, she's just a girl who's obsessed with cows out of pure love (not degeneracy) for them. Someone should write an official Elsie backstory.

No. 240423

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Why do I have the taste of a 14 year old girl in male characters that I enjoy.

No. 240424

>>240412
Eating scrote ass should be grounds for public execution.

No. 240425

>>240415
there's nothing wrong with liking penis and balls anon, and yes I find scrotum to be very hot lmaoooooooooooo

No. 240426

>>240416
I guess 2D ass eaters are safe from getting buttworms. We'll never be safe from hearing about it though

No. 240428

>>240423
i wish i was the korean guy who gets beated and raped. i hate myself and my life

No. 240429

>>240409
this art has the essence of an early 2000's webcomic

No. 240430

>>240423
Phos isn't male

No. 240431

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>>240423
3 of these are patrician taste and rest not so much

No. 240432

>>240425
Would you lick balls with me? We can do threesome. I'll kiss you

No. 240433

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she'd post here i think

No. 240434

>>240432
Promise me we'll kiss very passionately after kissing balls nonna

No. 240435

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>>240430
>uses male pronouns in the manga and the gems all call each other brothers
Close enough for me, despite that I use female pronouns for Phos anyway.

No. 240436

>>240435
they're all lesbos

No. 240437

>>240431
I don’t think any of my taste is patrician but I’m interested to here who you think is the 3 good picks anyway.

No. 240438

new /ot/ containment thread! now with ten times more concentrated autism in every post

No. 240439

>>240434
We will kiss balls and then ditch them and make passionate love to each other, my sweet nonita

No. 240440

>>240426

Men are very unhygienic. Did you know most men living on their own launder their sheets about once or twice a year? This translates to their asshole, which is never properly washed and they scratch it and get worm eggs under their fingernails which ends up in their mouth. Thus their bodies are hosts to at least 2 microscopic parasites: worm eggs and sperm, which they seek to infect you with.

No. 240441

File: 1645337443485.png (682.4 KB, 1100x1100, imagen_2022-02-20_001044.png)

>>240438
>now with ten times more concentrated autism in every post
aweeee sweet I need me some autism

No. 240442

>>240436
Phos only loves Antarcticite

No. 240443

Dear scrotelickers,
I would curse most of you with massively grotesque tanuki nuts

No. 240444

you fuckers are fools.

No. 240445

File: 1645337509415.jpg (39.6 KB, 500x473, aadcb1d4c5dc31edbab4794abb9ead…)

>>240439
Nonnie… ♥

No. 240446

>>240444
Say that again 10 times fast

No. 240447

>>240435
Without context this post had me wondering when Steven’s universe got a manga

No. 240448

>>240443
More to lick for me then

No. 240450

>>240440
my 2D man is clean and NOT as dirty as a real man

No. 240451

File: 1645337594647.gif (72.55 KB, 220x182, mwah.gif)

>>240445
I'll treat you right.

No. 240452

>>240450
My 2d man is a robot and has no asshole so beat that

No. 240453

>>240447
Steven Universe gems are pretty solely female, at most some of them are more masculine than others.
Houseki is waaaay more vague.

No. 240454

>>240443
I'll lick hairy ballsack

No. 240457

I am watching you………………..

No. 240459

>>240453
>Houseki is waaaay more vague.
I disagree, most of them come across as either femenine or butch, or a combination of both

No. 240460

File: 1645337824153.jpg (101.22 KB, 573x640, 57eee5fdbc66ce5d8b25660e45fe3e…)

>>240457
You can't see me

No. 240461

>>240460
Where the woods end, a new world opens up and I can see it clearly. All the lies, the hurt, the pain. The white deer will come and when he appears, that will be your sign

No. 240462

>>240459
I’m talking about in terms of what gender you can consider them.
In SU despite being gems they all use female pronouns and are all voiced by girls (at least I think?)
While in Houseki they majority look feminine and characters like Cairngorm definitely are more coded to be ‘girls’ than others but they all call each other brother and use male pronouns despite that.

No. 240463

File: 1645338021034.webm (1.62 MB, 1280x720, SOUNDeffects.webm)

>>240387
>pant pant, bites lip, wink, rub a dub, squeaky squeakar, poke poke, pout, shmuck wink

No. 240465

Am I a narcissist if I always feel like everything I do from waking up to going to sleep is wrong? Is it narcissistic to wish I was dead 24/7 so I don’t bother anyone else with my existence?

No. 240466

>>240463
You dogboyfags have grown on me ♥

No. 240467

>>240463
Fuck I'm wet

No. 240471

we will unleash you better get it together or else youre fucking dead if i get my hands on some for faerie bread a brekkie bong and a milo i will get it all the same ah youre all the same

No. 240472

>>240471
put that in your pile of smoke

No. 240473

>>240463
I was immeasurably disappointed that this did not also feature squeaky cartoon window cleaning noises

No. 240474

File: 1645338445925.png (105.01 KB, 982x638, 00139554.png)

Schlicking My Shmuck. jkpls im no moid

No. 240475

File: 1645338468426.jpg (363.94 KB, 966x1488, L16.jpg)

>>240440
Why would people even take a risk?

No. 240476

>>240473
Same, I was expecting some looney tunes sound effects.

No. 240478

>>240474
That was me and I'm not a man. I just have a crush ok???

No. 240479


No. 240480


No. 240481

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No. 240483


No. 240484

Look, I don't regret shlicking behind the tree or over the phone with him. As long as I made yall laugh. Yes I'm retarded

No. 240485

>>240480
>>240476
>>240473
ask this nonner, that's where i stole it from kekkers.
>>233108

No. 240486

>>240475
>Gays in San Francisco have an 8000% chance of having anal amoebas

No. 240487

>>240484
A shlock's a schlock. I'm happy you had a nice schlicking.

No. 240488

>>240486
That's a lot of amebos

No. 240489

>>240486
Not exactly.
>Among homosexual men aged 20 to 39
years living in San Francisco, the incidence of reported systematic intestinal amebiasis jumped 8000% between the years 1973-1982
I wonder how it is now with reliance on the Prep med

No. 240490

>>240300
>but he says he would never post because he's not a girl and respects women's spaces
kek he's lying

No. 240491

File: 1645339029955.gif (8.84 KB, 98x63, slammer.gif)

>>240485
never speak this way again

No. 240492

File: 1645339031239.jpeg (241.53 KB, 1280x720, 618FB9D0-ECF2-45A3-938B-7E5003…)

>>240488
Amebo?

No. 240493

So you guys suddenly disappear when you're not infighting huh. Then you come crawling out of the woodwork

No. 240494

>>240490
It's a joke post and a reference to an anon who talked about her fwb.

No. 240496

>>240485
>kekkers
Go back.

No. 240497

>>240492
DAMN HE GOT BOTCHED

No. 240498

>>240493
Proves it was just 2 retards hissing at each other who need to take it to discord

No. 240499

>>240496
>>240491
kekkity kek nonnerinnas, it's a word.

No. 240500

>>240497
Years of alcoholism, consooming and probably being closet gay ruined his face I guess.

No. 240501

>>240498
>>240499
It was the bitch who kept posting retarded images. She's been doing it daily.

No. 240502

>>240499
I bet you have a reddit account.

No. 240505

I wish fujochan was more lively. but the shota anons creep me out too

No. 240506

>>240502
i need to eat non tainted meat kekkeratta

No. 240508

File: 1645339481853.gif (1.44 MB, 280x158, bimbomoment.gif)

>>240493
>suddenly disappear when you're //not// infighting
>then you come crawling out
im too dumb to understand what u meant

No. 240511

>>240508
Sorry was watching the telly couldn't form my thoughts

No. 240512

Footies on lets go brizzie

No. 240514

>>240497
>>240500
Who is he and what did he used to look like

No. 240515

>>240417
I'm straight and think balls are disgusting

No. 240516

>>240515
We don't curr

No. 240517

File: 1645339737385.jpeg (75.75 KB, 640x640, 99E1CA4C-A34F-437B-B113-78D81F…)

>>240514
Maxmoefoe, here’s an older pic of him.

No. 240518

how do i tell my parents i’m in a relationship? i’m a very private person, so i’m dreading telling them, but i feel like i need to do it. i feel like it would be awkward bringing it up though.
advice please nonnas?!??

No. 240520

the dude they modeled after adam driver in dmc5 looks nothing like him

No. 240521

>>240516
I curr. I want them gone.

No. 240522

>>240514
An Aussie legend (not)

No. 240523

>>240521
Hate to break it to you but balls will always be there. They're not gonna flee for you.

No. 240524

>>240521
Lucky for you, I offer digital assassination services.

No. 240525

>>240523
not with this attitude

No. 240526

>>240523
All balls should be eradicated from this earth.

No. 240529

I love balls

No. 240530

>>240523
You can make balls invert into the body, this is difficult and requires the male to be in complete fear and submission

No. 240531

File: 1645340018791.jpg (135.86 KB, 839x587, Screenshot_20220220-005318.jpg)

>>240526
>All Ball

No. 240532

File: 1645340034203.jpeg (296.88 KB, 1536x1683, 6191E252-3C04-4208-A657-163E3E…)

Since we’re on ball talk, I watched a ball busting video the other day and his balls were swollen to the size of a small cantaloupe, it was disgusting and I literally thought his sack was gonna explode but i couldn’t stop watching him hit himself.

No. 240533

File: 1645340039678.jpg (45.17 KB, 646x646, 99.jpg)

>>240523
I'll make them flee

No. 240535

>>240518
show up with your SO and point to the SO "im sexing it"

No. 240536

Sucking on balls feels good ngl.

No. 240537

>>240523
That's what Big Ball want you to believe, so they can keep selling you balls.

No. 240542

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No. 240543


No. 240544

>>240537
You can just get them for free though. I do and I sniff them and put my lips on them.

No. 240546

File: 1645340304971.png (1.65 MB, 700x1217, FCD4A859-ED92-4992-9F4C-AC0F71…)

who wants to go into the blood zone

No. 240547

>>240546
accurate

No. 240548

File: 1645340349454.gif (1.93 MB, 500x300, 4Ncx.gif)

>>240523
I imagine balls fleeing like the cheese wheels rolling down the hill that eurofags do, with nonnies tripping over themselves down the hill to suck them, a truly pathetic sight to those of us who aren't afflicted with ball fever

No. 240549

>>240546
Children's hospital bathroom

No. 240550

>>240547
in soviet lolcow we are all the blood room

No. 240551

why are there anons that keep shaming other nonnies in the hornyposting threads and ugly men thread? scrote invasion is real

No. 240552

>>240551
I don't know and I think I started it on accident

No. 240553

>>240551
we're taking out degenerate trash. like what you like, but don't sound gross expressing your desire.

No. 240554

>>240551
If you're not "lesbian", you're pathetic according to anons here. No fun allowed

No. 240555

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No. 240556

yall do not what to see what I've written on aidungeon

No. 240557

>>240551
Ik I got shat on for posting Jim Carrey and some moid posted a literal woman hater who bullies 12 year old boys that interview him. The irony.

No. 240558

>>240557
I'm the og carreychan who posted and I'm sorry nona I'm sorry I might have accidentally started something without meaning to I don't want you two to fight

No. 240559

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No. 240560

>>240558
Don't worry nona. I won't bother replying. Who they posted says it all.

No. 240561

Hey nonnies, what's you're favorite Megan Thee Stallion song

No. 240562

>>240560
ilu bitch

No. 240563

i wish there was a romance thread. just a slew of live-action people in love gifs
>t. a lonelyfag

No. 240564

>>240563
I'm in love with the ball sucking anon.

No. 240565

>>240556
I actually do
Also thanks for reminding me of it, I'll cowrite some yaoi shit there

No. 240566

File: 1645340813699.png (1.67 KB, 500x140, 7 DAYS.png)

It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get back together come back and save me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days 'til I say I'm sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
'Cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinking aching shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
That vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous
You'll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air
And said, "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault
Not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait 'til you say you're sorry

Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurosawa I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Gonna get a set a' better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides
And said, "I'm sorry."
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame
But what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days 'til we say "Wasabi"
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

No. 240567

>>240561
freaky girls

No. 240568

File: 1645340843971.gif (1.53 MB, 500x399, 01-cat-stretching-feet.gif)


No. 240569

>>240564
no1curr

No. 240570

>>240569
who shat in your cereal? its a love thread

No. 240571

>>240570
>gifs
where

No. 240572

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No. 240573

>>240561
I don't listen to megan stallion. I oonly listen to Henry Rollins

No. 240574


No. 240575

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No. 240577

>>240561
Sorry not a low IQ subhuman

No. 240578

File: 1645341087688.jpeg (28.94 KB, 827x216, 8DCAEA35-F3E5-4109-93A4-23EC3F…)

>>240565
cheesy

No. 240579

>>240576
Who want to slow dance to this song with me

No. 240580

File: 1645341197935.jpg (61.83 KB, 861x891, 1581876054583.jpg)

sigh

No. 240581

File: 1645341231438.png (240.36 KB, 606x449, keiichirou.png)

https://cytu.be/r/farmmovienight

Queued a couple episodes of Ghost Stories dub again, you don't need to know what happened in past episodes to enjoy the show, come watch!
Starting in a couple of minutes.

No. 240583

File: 1645341315979.png (616.96 KB, 640x661, baf.png)


No. 240586

>>240561
I don't listen to that (c)rap. I only listen to real music like muppets screeching shitty victorian poetry while an out of tune harpsichord plays in the background.

No. 240587


No. 240589

File: 1645341424918.gif (6.93 MB, 640x614, cats-hug.gif)

Me and somenonny special…

No. 240590

>>240586
I also love Hamilton

No. 240591

>>240586
please post example for reference

No. 240592

>>240586
>muppets screeching shitty victorian poetry while an out of tune harpsichord plays in the background
so (c)rude of you.

No. 240594

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No. 240595

>>240373
how is that anon a slut?

No. 240596

>>240595
we are seven days into bunker mode and that's your concern

No. 240597

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No. 240598

>>240596
yes. it's rude and uncalled for.

No. 240599

File: 1645341790281.jpeg (144.39 KB, 1125x1496, B0B54091-B75E-4E2E-8C15-3D5FFD…)

>>240597
kisses you

No. 240601

>>240583
You have no defense do you

No. 240602

>>240599
Wow he looks like a kpop boy in this one.

No. 240604

File: 1645341967652.jpeg (497.28 KB, 828x1014, D5407BC4-FCAE-41BC-8471-1B0680…)

WHAT DO THE CAMERAS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS ONE

No. 240605

>>240601
Share with us low-iq degenerates the music you enjoy.

No. 240606

File: 1645341993679.jpeg (157.65 KB, 900x1200, 0896E54D-C492-4278-ABB0-DFA41F…)

>>240602
lin-manuel oppa???

No. 240607

>>240598
it's a weeb. they're always hypervigilant and angy

No. 240609

>>240605
Henry Rollins.

No. 240610

>>240591
Emilie Autumn's entire discography

No. 240611

File: 1645342101638.png (169.1 KB, 328x290, 87643.png)

>>240598
oh boohoo

No. 240612

>>240610
Now were talkin'

No. 240613

>>240605
Emile Autumn, Disney songs in other languages, The Clash, Beach Bunny, MGMT

No. 240614

I, for one, prefer princess nokia

No. 240616

File: 1645342242076.gif (2.83 MB, 320x240, 86KL.gif)

kitties

No. 240617

I like hall and oates

No. 240618

everyone knows that true artisans listen to death grips and screaming stock audio only

No. 240621

>>240617
Hall is the blond one.

No. 240622

File: 1645342378939.gif (89.56 KB, 220x182, 28272829924.gif)

>>240612
Ah yes, listen to that muppet on coke hit those high notes.

No. 240624

>>240428
Me too

No. 240626


No. 240632

>>240624
i want to be stockholm syndrome fuck toy its all im good for

No. 240634

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No. 240637

File: 1645343671712.jpeg (27.04 KB, 720x402, 876546.jpeg)

I want a comedy podcast where femcels do edgy aggressive humour but only directed toward males. Called like Rape Ape Roundup or something. Not fair that only men are allowed to be offensive.

No. 240639

>>240613
>>240612
Another EA anon checking in
>>240610
Even her Andrew Lloyd Webber disasters? Gurl…

No. 240640

>>240637
what redscare shouldve been

No. 240641

>>240637
then dew eet

No. 240643

lolcow polycule when

No. 240644

Thinking about that one tinder date with an IT guy in a nice suit that ended up with us passionately discussing CWC

No. 240645

I wish one of my coworkers wasnt a cunt. I sparingly use that word but she deserves it. Whenever I need something simple from her department she instead decides to busy herself with a more complex order that came AFTER MINE. i look like a fucking asshat taking longer than i need to for customer shit because she wont just give me my god damn stuff. I hate her, I have never wronged her but she treats me like shit. She's almost 30 and should get over her highschool attitude. She's slow too, we're all faster than her when she leaves for break so we can just have access to her shit.

No. 240647

>>240640
Someone described redscare to me as "female cumtown" and it was the biggest letdown of my life when I listened.

No. 240648

who is adam dancy

No. 240649

File: 1645344348607.gif (911.5 KB, 220x287, cat-love.gif)

looking at pictures and gifs of mama cats and their babies makes me think of my own mom. i love my mom so much anons she's such a great mom.

No. 240650

>>240610
ah yes me in highschool

No. 240652

>>240300
Stop bringing men here you fucking pick me cunt.

No. 240653

i wish someone made a compilation video of all of kishows little dances in the granrodeo music videos i would watch that shit for days on end

No. 240657

>>240648
living rent free in our heads, forever

No. 240658

>>240649
my mom never hugged me

No. 240659

>>240237
You’re ugly

No. 240660

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No. 240661

File: 1645344867422.gif (2.51 MB, 362x640, come-here.gif)

>>240658
sorry, nona.

No. 240662

>>240658
she could probably sense your bad vibes and lack of swag

No. 240663

>>240610
EA is such a cow but got damn if watching those old Opheliac concert videos don't give me a boost of nostalgia

No. 240664

>>240662
Some women are just shit at being moms. Just imagine how the cows in /snow/ would be like.

No. 240665

File: 1645345185012.jpg (22.81 KB, 400x400, 43234.jpg)

>>240643
>I joined a stinky neet polycule just like a real trans girl! uwu

No. 240668

girls the site is dying

No. 240669

>>240668
It's 3am in burgertime. Maybe that's it?

No. 240670

les nonas françaises, où êtes vous??

No. 240674


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No. 240677

Rant: work in a kitchen as a KP and for some fucking reason my boss thought it would be a great idea to hire a severely low functioning autistic guy, he works at the same section with me and slows everything the fuck down. Dirty dishes are stacking up and need to be wash ASAP yet this spazz is too busy playing with the fucking dirty sink water which leaves me to drop whatever I’m doing to do EVEN MORE work on top. I’m beyond tired when I get home if I’m gonna do work for 2 people at least pay me more, I’m a fucking KP not a baby sitter.

No. 240678

je suis en train de penser à la bite de mon husbando, je suis sûre qu'elle est belle et grosse.

No. 240682

i need a friend so bad, help

No. 240683

>>240678
ah hah! i knew it was the french that were behind the rising degeneracy. shoo shoo

No. 240684

>>240668
No its not it just does that on weekends

No. 240686

My nose is burning, someone stenched. Pass me the shlock.

No. 240687

File: 1645346289058.gif (2.82 MB, 498x376, ranma-akane-tendo.gif)

>>240683
my imaginary husband is better than your nigel

No. 240688

>>240649
I wonder how nonnas have good moms and still end up here, my narcissistic mother is one of the reasons i’m here today

No. 240689

So I accidentally bought a concealer that is several shades lighter than my skin (retarded lighting at the store), would applying it under my foundation help it look more natural? Or should I just buy another one?

No. 240690

>>240668
No, admin-sama is just still figuring stuff out. I believe in her

No. 240691

>>240677
Don't know how it works where you're from, but ADA protections are only relevant when employees are capable of performing the fucking job. So if Captain Lego Lord can't deal with basic fucking tasks, he needs to be shipped back to mommy or a group home and get on autismbux.

No. 240693

>>240689
I thought concealer was mostly used under foundation and kind of evened out with it anyway. You could try adding some foundation to the concealer before applying it and then doing your foundation.
>t. anon that only uses eye makeup and lipstick
My advice might be shit

No. 240695

How many more bands that I listen to are weebs wtf

No. 240697

Ptsd suddenly kicked in on my break and i just left early i’m such a weak little bitch

No. 240699

>>240697
PTSD is a serious illness but they still manage to live though it, even the toughest men on the planet have a hard time dealing with it

No. 240700

>>240695
midwestern emo but in japanese… nonnie i didn't know this was possible

No. 240701

My retarded scrote coworker actually strained and shat himself while trying to do his le funny gross fart in front of girls act.

No. 240702

>>240649
i miss my mom

No. 240703

File: 1645348797110.gif (1.12 MB, 540x304, nNi4OCT.gif)

>>240459
I loved Houseki No Kuni so much it's such a shame they didn't make an S2, loved the OST and the weird 3d animation grew on me. Studio Orange always does that, fuck them.

No. 240704

>>240340
how dare you slander my wife…

No. 240705

hello 2 the 5 ppl here

No. 240707

File: 1645349396693.png (84.98 KB, 1057x668, Screenshot 2022-02-20 09.48.01…)

>>240700
I'm deeply interested how similar are the lyrics to the original version. Judging by DeepL, not so much. I think I like the Japanese version more, even though it's less complex. More relatable to me.
Also I'm 100% sure there are actual Japanese bands playing emo, though they are underground as fuck.
>midwestern emo
I love emo, and yet I'm starting to lose the concept of what the fuck it actual means. I feel like everything is called emo, from SDRE to early Thursday to The World Is A Beautiful Place ETC… Not to mention monstrosities like My Chemical Romance back in the mall emo days.
This may be me absolutely retarded with music genres, though.

No. 240709

>>240701
Was he embarrassed? Or too animalistic to care.

No. 240713

File: 1645350300492.jpg (194.97 KB, 620x767, f4118a77b69fd07b672118409f09d6…)

>>240705
six. good morning nonnies

No. 240715

>>240235
Where's the news about the Soul Hackers sequel(?) I need more info right now

No. 240716

>>240713
saving this one. Really cute nonacita nonner

No. 240717

>>240713
your skills are unmatched. also saved.

No. 240718

>>240252
Sorry anon but Big Boss/Ocelot will always be superior

No. 240724

File: 1645350979805.png (158.53 KB, 587x577, FF07F848-C1E3-4D67-9E9A-B8A788…)

someone please do a sinister non kawaiieh version of facey tree

No. 240725

>>240718
His mother > Ocelot in every way possible. Fun fact: in an early version of MGS3, The Boss and Naked Snake were supposed to be lovers AND whatever the fuck was that mentor/student clusterfuck kek

No. 240726

once /ot/ is back up you all better give me replies on the i missed you nonnies post. i didn't somehow make a post before it died for nothing

No. 240727

>>240726
ive been trying for the last 6 days… as a test ilu bby

No. 240729

>>240399
So you like murder mysteries and BL but you havent' played the series that's a murder mystery with a shit ton of BL fanservice? Get your shit together.

>>240670
Je suis là malheureusement. C'est quoi ce thread bordelique encore? On dirait un asile de fou.

No. 240730

I'm scared that one of those Russian teenage figure skaters might try to commit suicide soon. That meltdown was intense.

No. 240732

>>240725
I'm talking about ships, I love the boss but I don't want naked snake to fuck his mother figure AND her son, that would be too much for my poor heart.

No. 240733

File: 1645351691099.jpg (94.46 KB, 610x900, bern-swiss-national-costume.jp…)

>>240670
not french but swiss, am not on the frenchfag discord either so I've been wondering; have you guys ever had meet-up(s)? I'd assume if you did, it was in Paris or smth? Pls voisines, I'm craving french attention and validation je peux plus vivre comme ça

No. 240735

File: 1645351831928.gif (20.94 KB, 512x512, giphy.gif)

I'm a vegetarian who was going to start introducing meat back into my diet sometime around next month, but man I am not excited for this. It'll only be occasional and I'll probably just stick to red meats and shellfish for what I need it for. I don't think I'll like it after so long of eating only plants so I think I'll just make steak tacos (something where I can smother the meat in other stuff) as my first. Idk anons.

No. 240738

>>240733
J'ai supprimé discord ya un moment mais les anons parisiennes se sont déjà fait des petits meetups je crois. Je suis pas parisienne donc je suis pas sûre que ça ait vraiment eu lieu ou non. T'es proche de la frontière Suisse/France? Ya moyen qu'on habite pas si loin que ça l'une de l'autre si c'est le cas.

No. 240739

File: 1645352056390.jpg (197.44 KB, 599x654, 200675026264021.jpg)

speaking of the french i present to you: la borzoisie!

im sure this pun has been made before but i have been cracking my head for one for days and i came up with this last night before falling asleep

No. 240742

>>240739
Worth it. Ty nonna, really cute am saving it

No. 240745

>>240739
Did you draw the faces nona? Pretty amazing.

No. 240747

>>240733
>bought some pyjamas at undiz
>the cashier asks for my email address to send me the receipt online
>I receive the receipt AND another email to tell me that congrats, I'm now subscribed to whatever costumer program they have
I'm about to kill someone. I also won't stop receiving ads from eram despite unsubscribing from their newsletters at least 10 times.

No. 240749

>>240670
Je profite du bordel pour faire une petite pause lolcow, je ne checke qu'une fois par jour c'est miraculeux

>>240730
I don't read Russian so I have to rely on other people, but I think Sacha's outburst was not completely trashed by Russian media, some people said it was poor sportmanship but others said it was normal after such an intense competition. She'll be ok. Kamila's doping scandal is being spinned as anti-Russian sentiment so I hope Kamila will be protected from the backlash at home, but her career may never recover and her coach might quietly drop her in favor of her new girl and that would be enough to break an adult woman, not to mention a fifteen year old.

No. 240751

File: 1645352600535.jpg (78.46 KB, 599x654, 200675026264021.jpg)

>>240745
yes just the faces, i got picrel off google

No. 240753

>>240732
Kojima kind of though it's okay lmfao. I think traces of that are still left in MGS3, like his obsession with how long since they've been last speaking with each other me and the moid I'm obsessed with atm

No. 240755

File: 1645352907130.jpg (66.88 KB, 800x533, young-blond-woman-fixing-compu…)

We should start betting on when Admin fixes the site.
For example, do you think it's…
tomorrow
in a week
never?

No. 240756

>>240751
Talented af nonnie. nice

No. 240758

>>240755
https://www.random.org/dice/
Let's see what the dice say
I rolled 1 ( feeling optimistic) . I got ..
>4

No. 240759

>>240755
She said she actually didn't have admin privileges yet so weekish I think

No. 240760

>>240759
That was the new admin, pretty sure old admin is fixing it.

No. 240761

File: 1645353241241.jpg (149.58 KB, 1216x720, 51f882g943000.jpg)


No. 240762

>>240759
Where did she say that? Did she come back in meta again after popping in the other day? I can't fin it, linkk

No. 240767

>>240761
samefagging i kinda want a board-tan version of this. but who would be deedee..

No. 240768

I have no snacks

No. 240770

File: 1645354317586.jpg (36.82 KB, 474x355, taralli sugna e pepe nero.jpg)

>>240768
Here you go nonnie. Sharing is caring. Eat up

No. 240771

I can't stop listening to L'arc~en~ciel and Ringo Shiina for the nostalgia factor, what else should I listen to?

No. 240773

>>240197
>>240233
>>240237
>>240195
Go back to 4chan you pathetic crab

No. 240776

Coffee drinkers of lolcow, what kinds and brands of coffee do you drink?
Personally, just plain Nescafe, no sugar no milk.

No. 240777

>>240770
Nta, what kind of cookie is this? It looks like almond, vanilla, and black pepper

No. 240778

sex with /2X/

No. 240779

File: 1645356224410.jpg (62.43 KB, 683x1024, istockphoto-492532457-1024x102…)

>>240777
Samefag, why is there twine going through them? It kinda looks like garlic

No. 240780

File: 1645356237245.gif (215.77 KB, 400x400, T0432690g123099.gif)

riding /2X/ while grabbing his horns

No. 240781

>>240777
It's savory! It's a typical snack from southern Italy. They are called taralli and this version is my favourite, it has pepper, almonds and pif-fat instead of oil.

No. 240782

>>240781
*pig fat.
It doesnt make me delete now wtf

No. 240783

god i want to fuck /2X/

No. 240784

>>240781
Thank you anon! Google says they're like crackers and honestly they sound really good.

No. 240790

I see the anime tard scrotes are still here.. was hoping they would be gone by now. Sigh.

No. 240802

>>240774
yes, you are the most special of special for throwing around ott bait and low effort samefagging, truly not like other farmers. I think the place more worthy of great contrarian taste like yours is 4chan.

No. 240803

>>240802
ooh what did she say?

No. 240804

>>240803
nothing, just bait, I bow to farmhand-chan.

No. 240805

>>240804
..so she did say something. aw man.

No. 240806

File: 1645358907977.png (Spoiler Image, 6.89 KB, 817x115, a special snowflake.png)

>>240803
nta but i didn't refresh the page so here

No. 240807


No. 240808

File: 1645359291507.gif (1.51 MB, 300x214, 789.gif)

>>240790
i didn't know which anime the tongue girl was from i just wanted to express myself gomendesai
still wanna fuck 2X though

No. 240812


No. 240815

>>240812
seconded

No. 240816

Is executive dysfunction something that could come from browsing too much on the Internet? Or is it something that someone is born with?

No. 240819


No. 240820

>>240747
Fuck, same. When I finally got a job half a year ago, I unsubscribed from every job related website I was on and guess what? I'm still receiving mails from them ever since

No. 240823

>>240713
This is the cutest pic ever omg

No. 240828

>>240823
it's super cute

No. 240829

File: 1645360483500.jpg (848.29 KB, 2000x1600, LC drawing room (11).jpg)

Board cleared! This theme was apocalypse/post apocalyptic. shoutout to the anons who drew the puffle and tamagotchi There are a lot of amazing drawings here. New theme is magical girl. Draw everyone and everything as a magical girl, weapons, or your favorite magical girl characters. Drawing shoujo villians might also be fun too.
https://aggie.io/nypffaequn

No. 240831

>>240829
God I want 2X-tan's babies

No. 240836

File: 1645361080801.png (947.08 KB, 650x914, fbd3452ec49c6e8deec1c8cd1cdd2a…)

>>240460
they're friends

No. 240838

File: 1645361128035.png (169.37 KB, 315x312, adorbz.png)

i love her so much

No. 240839

>>240831
I want to do pullups on his handlebars

No. 240841

>>240829
The pic of /ot/ buried in the sand is so great.

No. 240843

File: 1645361284985.gif (990.92 KB, 500x356, J8gi.gif)

REMINDER
High School Musical Trilogy will be playing today at 6PM GMT

No. 240848

File: 1645361973957.jpg (59.11 KB, 640x360, 5f974bfcfb3acfc56c192d73303553…)

carreychans did nothing wrong
hornyposters did nothing wrong
husbandofags did nothing wrong
shitposters did nothing wrong
and 2x is for sex

No. 240850

>>240841
It really is, one of my favs from the board plus the traveling Elsie right under it.

No. 240851

>>240829
I don’t have enough time to draw magic girl Board-tan! Someone else do it and give her an epic magic pitchfork weapon plz and thank you.

No. 240852

>>240481
what youtube video is this from

No. 240854

File: 1645362260037.gif (44.92 KB, 308x100, 66.gif)


No. 240858

File: 1645362560270.png (14.85 KB, 105x96, elsieandhercowie.png)

>>240850
>>240841
thanks nonas. the travelling elsie is just the zoomed in rider. guess i made the them too small in the above pic kek

No. 240860

>>240858
No I saw her down there! It looks great nonna

No. 240862

Im so horny for this stupid buffalo horns goth dumbass boy

No. 240863

damn its a week and lolcow still isn't fixed yet. Jannys (who only communicate with us with one post a month only if we force them to) must be working at the speed of snail. Wonder if they would be slightly faster if people stopped donating.

No. 240864

>>240863
it's the admin who needs to fix it, jannies are just jannies

No. 240865

File: 1645363585280.png (7.53 MB, 3118x3215, Wolf-Link-Midna-Art.png)

>>240858
lessgoo

No. 240866

>>240863
No one has donated in over 2 weeks (before the /ot/ shutdown) and mods don't get that money or do site maintenance anyway so what do you mean.

No. 240869

Yayyyy thank you OP for using that picture, I love you

No. 240871

File: 1645363779485.gif (69.4 KB, 100x120, 2844256c3qvh1tqcz.gif)

>>240863
I don't want to be negative but I think this is the end of the line for us. I mean it's been 6 days, there was even an IT nonnie in /meta/ who gave instruction on how to diagnose the error message displaying to no response. We're out in the cold. I'm depressed as fuuuck. The movie nights are like half my life right now also.

No. 240872

>>240865
I hate midna, get off my back you annoying fat tummy bitch

No. 240875

>>240872
Kekkk yes nonnie tear her apaaart

No. 240876

>>240871
No offense to you anon, but everyone needs to stop being so dramatic. Admin already said it might take a while to fix, and it's literally only 2 boards that are down.

No. 240878

File: 1645364329958.jpg (26.78 KB, 500x377, sueqnlg8rvy01.jpg)

>>240864
by janny i mean farmhand/mods/admins. I see anons who use janny universally.
>>240871
i hope not, this is the only place where ive been able to unwind. Maybe this place will be fixed in two weeks but what really worries me is that some anons abandon or leave
lolcow by then, ive already seen some anons say that they see this as a sign to leave
>there was even an IT nonnie in /meta/ who gave instruction on how to diagnose the error message displaying to no response.
SEE THIS IS THE EXACT SHIT WE MEAN WHEN WE SAY THAT JANNYS/ADMINS ARE IGNORING US.
We have to practically beg or make threads and then get banned so admin can make one post and then go back to ignoring us. Why even become a admin.

>>240876
stop ass kissing.

No. 240879

>>240874
I grew up and realised it was pointless

No. 240882

File: 1645364408062.gif (13.19 MB, 530x640, 76CA3D5E-C57B-42A6-8A38-6A5172…)

I hate the infighting in these threads but where else am I supposed to go

No. 240884

How do I put a simple password on files? I tried googling it but the results are all hyper encrypted software and shit, that's not what I'm looking for.

No. 240885

>>240874
i became one
inb4 tranny i meant i grew up

No. 240888

>>240878
>stop ass kissing.
How the fuck is it ass-kissing to say that the site probably isn't going to shutdown?

No. 240889

>>240876
Sorry nonny, I guess I didn't see that post, but tbh I am feeling pretty dramatic kek

No. 240891

>>240884
I think you have to pop it into a folder first, nonnie. Then you right click, properties, advanced, and then there should be an option to encrypt/lock the folder.

No. 240893

>>240874
I don't have a decaying Y chromosome so it just comes naturally to me.

No. 240894

>>240878
>stop ass kissing
nta but she's being entirely reasonable. stop being a defeatist bitch

No. 240896

>>240888
No, but anons like you have been blindly defending admin even when there was trolls here who would troll all day and their posts and ip wouldn't get banned until much later. Just admit that admin is not doing a great job. Crypto-janny.
>>240883
stfu racebaiter.

No. 240897

>>240475
>>240883
You mean anal amoebas

No. 240900

File: 1645365247553.jpg (295.63 KB, 1000x794, 813tMqu7FXL._AC_SL1000_.jpg)


No. 240902

I have mood boards on the way for Virgo blue and Aries black

No. 240904

see male shit like this >>240898 is what i mean when scrotes here have been going crazy since new janny.

A person posting a emoji will get banned in minutes and redtexted but a troll will take hours to a day for janny to finally notice.
>>240899
How the fuck is criticizing the admin trolling, are you retarded.

No. 240905

File: 1645365368707.jpg (29.99 KB, 488x351, FB_IMG_1484949555523.jpg)

Hold me nonny

No. 240906

>>240902
>virgo blue
YESSSSSSSSS

No. 240907

File: 1645365420317.png (151.21 KB, 892x590, HOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO P…)

>>240904
Report and ignore nonnie

No. 240908

>>240906
I feel like muddy green is more of a virgo color but blue is good too i guess.

No. 240910

File: 1645365524313.jpg (161.27 KB, 700x700, 156f6345f2649a82530bb73de3a2db…)

>>240905
i will hold u and give u a kiff

No. 240912

>>240896
Literally all I was saying is that I don't think the site is shutting down like anons have been saying from day 1. I never said anything about banning.

No. 240913

>>240908
Wow which virgo hurt you

No. 240915

File: 1645365750456.jpg (7.32 KB, 85x113, 223380pj9k6bt9rb.jpg)


No. 240916

File: 1645365781444.jpg (5.7 KB, 900x600, Different-shades-of-Olive-Gree…)

>>240913
im a virgo anon, i just think muddy green fits more since virgo is a earthy sign.
Blue is more of a pisces/cancer thing.

No. 240917

File: 1645365898416.jpeg (8.59 KB, 154x327, images (14).jpeg)

>>240910
Oh goodnesh thank yew

No. 240919

File: 1645365942883.png (2.6 MB, 2880x1800, 045098e735845cad12418e24e63b27…)

I wanted to be her at 13, and now I hate her, she makes me wanna a-log so bad. Dumbass bitch

No. 240920

>>240916
It was a specific request, I asked for signs and fav colors. So it's not that the blue is suppose to represent Virgo, its just that particular anons favorite color.

No. 240921

>>240916
not an astrofag, but pls tell me my scorpio colors RIGHT NOW or else..

No. 240922

>>240921
NTA, I always saw scorpio as a dark purple

No. 240923

File: 1645366309751.png (715.09 KB, 1242x1198, 4EA79FBE-CE2B-4F62-B36C-473427…)

good morning my unhinged nonnies. did you flush ur pills this morning? xo

No. 240924

i have bad posture, i’m getting more nearsighted by the day, my teeth aren’t white, i have seborrheic dermatitis, my hair seems to be 10x thinner than it was when i was a teen, my metabolism is slowing down and my thighs keep getting fatter.

how many of these problems can be attributed to how much time i spend online??? bc somehow i feel if i were born in a different era w/o a internet addiction a lot of these problems wouldn’t exist

No. 240925

File: 1645366508737.jpg (408.69 KB, 1200x1655, 8Scorpio-InfoGraphic.jpg)

>>240920
oh ok. Can i request a earthy virgo or a scorpio descendant moodboard?
>>240918
huh?
>>240921
Scorpios are water signs just like pisces/cancer but alot of people see them differently than other water signs.
I feel like the color that comes to most peoples head for scorpios is red tones.

No. 240926

>>240922
what about sagittarius?

No. 240928

>>240916
what color is aries

No. 240929

>>240923
I love you and your pic

No. 240930

>>240925
Yes absolutely! I'll add your request to my list ♥

No. 240931

>>240925
>This sign is associated with sexual activity
>mfw

No. 240932

File: 1645366765757.jpg (32.29 KB, 474x316, Aquarius Bitches.jpg)

Aquarius is the superior sign and I'm here to represent.

No. 240934

File: 1645366826472.png (624.04 KB, 1500x1000, best-color-palettes-zodiac-sig…)


No. 240935

>>240932
only agreeing because it's lara croft sign

No. 240937

Not a single nonnie made a Taurus request btw, pretty sure it's the only sign I didn't receive a request for. Are there not a lot of taurus nonas here? I'm one myself!

No. 240938

File: 1645366935137.jpeg (30.43 KB, 471x500, CC047AF3-3764-41F4-A7A7-A5B6BF…)

>>240924
They would still exist nonnie, but you wouldn’t be able to find a treatment for your seborrheic dermatitis, you wouldn’t be able to look for recipes from all over the world that are balanced and good for your health, nor exercises and sports that you may want to try in order to move more often.
Blaming the internet for being stuck in a loop is weak tbh.
Using anything with betanethasone has helped me with my seborrheic dermatitis btw, but you should go to a dermatologist and get that checked because it could be either Seborrheic or psoriasis.

No. 240939

>>240902
Hi, do you still take requests?

No. 240940

Hey astro anons just a question but what does it mean when the majority of your other placements are mostly air and only your big three (sun,moon descendants) are in earth and water.
Does this make me more of a air sign even if my main three are different?

No. 240942

>>240938
Based af.

No. 240943

how do i get rid of the bloated period feeling help

No. 240944

>>240939
Yes sweet nonnie

No. 240947

>>240938
idk i definitely wouldn’t be nearsighted though. like i know for a fact this has gotten bad from looking at screens

No. 240949

>>240947
Wrong. it has gotten worse because of you inability to care about your posture while sitting in front of the screen.

No. 240950

>>240937
Make a sign strawpoll

No. 240953

>>240944
Ok, I'd like to request one for leo/purple

No. 240954

File: 1645367301006.gif (1.03 MB, 498x287, kitty-cute.gif)

>>240940
astro anons pls answer

No. 240955

>>240947
Unless that’s not a thing in your family and you’re the first nearsighted family member, then yes, it was the screens and reading books all night long wouldn’t have totally done the same thing.

No. 240956

>>240955
it’s not. my parents have 20/20 vision, as does my normie brother.

No. 240957

File: 1645367410546.png (131.53 KB, 452x384, raaaar.png)

good morning world i have brain aids

No. 240958

>>240957
*brain anus amoeba

No. 240959

>>240950
Great idea

POLL
What's your sign nonnies??
https://www.strawpoll.me/45969184

No. 240961

im so hungry and ill eat even though i havent been in the bathroom for days because of constipation, i hope i dont go to the hospital noonies.

Pls wish me luck that i will be able to shit.

No. 240962

>>240953
Added to my list!

No. 240963

>>240958
tomato tahmato

No. 240964

File: 1645367592417.jpg (238.01 KB, 783x1023, glowies.jpg)

>>240959
ok feds

No. 240966

>>240961
Grab a supermarket laxative

No. 240969

Don't reply to males ♥

No. 240970

>>240961
Drink papaya juice, then eat a banana, mandarins and yogurt. That makes me go shit even if I’m stressed as fuck.

No. 240971

>>240961
eat some goddamn fiber bitch

No. 240973

>>240969
Let them get banned for being such a bunch of newfags, nonnie.

No. 240975

>>240961
Time to eat a spoonful of flaxseed

No. 240976

I spy someone drawing Elsie as magical girl wiith trident as some anon requested. Nice

No. 240977

>>240976
I love the "magical girl" elsie hehe

No. 240979

You never know how lucky some people are to regularly poop until you start having digestive issues.

>>240966
i did and it helps a little and thats it, i dont know how to get my stomach/digestion/bowel movements working without that.

I CRY.
>>240970
>>240971
idk i think i got some virus that i passed that gave me this constipation.
At first i felt fatigued, then i constantly burped, then i felt stomach acid pain all the time, then i got diarrhea and now i have constipation.

>>240975
what to do if the constipation was caused by a virus though?

Also i feel this strange tightening in my stomach, i cant eat more than 4 bites without feeling full.

No. 240980

>>240956
Get some glasses, unless you can find a fresh pair of eyeballs with 20/20 vision. You would’ve been addicted to anything else if you got addicted to the internet.

No. 240982

Get lasik it’s worth it

No. 240984

File: 1645368170004.jpg (101.68 KB, 600x896, rv.jpg)

RVs are so cool. If it weren't for safety and space concerns, I would probably try to live in one.

No. 240985

>>240882
>where else am I supposed to go
Outside. Just come back once /ot/ and /m/ will be restored.

No. 240987

>>240980
i do plan on gettin lasik, because i cant stand wearing glasses. i heard nearsightedness is a good candidate for lasik

also optometrists are going to make serious bank with all these ipad kids growing up now glued to screens

No. 240988

File: 1645368299937.png (131.15 KB, 250x202, auuuuuuu.png)

WHY DO US VIRGO PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE DIGESTION ISSUES.

>>240975
i have some flaxseed around me, ill try it.

No. 240990

>>240985
there is no outside, you fool

No. 240993

i'm starting to think this site will never go back to normal

No. 240994

File: 1645368525248.jpg (785.41 KB, 1151x1034, snood decor 2.jpg)

Let's bring snoods back

No. 240995

Are Cancer people specifically conservative? i read they tend to be very stock up about their ways but i'm not like that at all, i wish i could relate to my sign honestly cause Cancer sounds lame as fuck

No. 241000

>>240994
the bottom right looks like one of those christian mom bratz dolls makeovers kek

No. 241001

What's everyone's opinion of poly relationships? I know a friend who is sweet but seems to have a lot of double standards about them (they have god knows how many partners, let one partner help them set up for a date night when they're going to fuck another random guy they barely know in comparision while that partner feels awkward, INSANELY jealous of their partners fancying or liking anyone else?????) and I just feel like it adds to things that they already fixate on as traumatic and bad? Maybe I'm too narrow minded or maybe said friend is just too high maintenance to have multiple healthy relationships let alone one but it got me thinking.

No. 241003

>>240994
idk, it's giving ballsack

No. 241004

>>240995
you should look into your other placements/signs.
>>241001
im against it for me but i dont care what others do unless they force their poly shit one me.

No. 241005

>>241003
kek i was thinking the same thing but i didn't want to say anything

No. 241006

>>240994
rain bonnet are better

No. 241007

Proud of nonnies, I love you

No. 241008

>>240995
Cancer people are very emotional and my cancer friends always struggled in their love lifes. That's all I know honestly.

No. 241009

>>241001
traumatic bc i remember i was scrolling thru tinder and saw my best friend from elementary/middle school on there with her ugly scrote bf(?)
but i guess they were looking for a threesome. so im guessing that doesn't count as poly

No. 241010

>>241008
alot of cancer people are also dark empaths.

No. 241011

>>240984
nonita an rv this size is bigger than most apartmemts in new york city, my bf had a brief stint of living in an aguarbly quite nice mobile home (nothing white trashy please dont bully) and it was alright.

No. 241012

>>240995
Nona please astrology isn't real. Who you are isn't decided by when you are born under the planets, the fact you're trying to fit yourself in the box of what Cancer is supposed to be, shows that. Don't try to force yourself to be something you're not.

No. 241013

>>241009
Sounds like a porn addicted scrote who not only wants 2 girls on the side but wants them at the same time. Idk why it's always ugly men too, the women can be average and stuff but the men who want poly/threesomes always look like shit.

No. 241014

>>241013
>Sounds like a porn addicted scrote who not only wants 2 girls on the side but wants them at the same time.
isn't that like all 1 male 2 females poly relationships?

No. 241015

>>241010
What does that mean?

No. 241016

>>241001
Poly relationships are retarded, it only brings unnecessary drama, it’s already difficult to keep a good monogamous relationship, specially with a scrote, imagine how annoying is it to
>work
>do chores
>hobbies
>date 1
>date 2
>date 3
>family stuff
>date 4
>date 1 again because you’re not giving it enough attention
>and date 3 again
>fuck date 4 because jealousy
>date 2 brings 3 more people that now want to fuck you too
>if you say no, date 2 gets pissy about it and date 1, 3 and 4 feel like the mood is ruined
>fuck the three other people
>date 5
>date 1 again because the newbies make 1 insecure
>date 3 because date 3 wants to meet date 6
Abs it goes on and on and on and on, that’s without kids of course, when kids come into the equation, I feel like there’s at least 1 pedo in the poly relationshit.

No. 241017

do anons stay in the drawing room to watch other anons doodle?

No. 241019

I have a cat who is pretty easy to corral out of the way or out of a space she shouldn't be. My other cat though? He fucking plants his ass down if I so much as try to scoot him along. I usually move him by lifting his butt and sliding the front half of his body along the floor. Picking him just makes him go limp and harder to move.

No. 241020

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>>240994
lets bring back babushka core

>>241013
it sucks too because she's so pretty like, 100% out of his league.

No. 241021

>>240994
My aunt had one of those, she was born in the 30s
>>241012
I know, i don't believe in astrology because of this, i don't get the hype and my sister tried to tell me my "placements" but i wasn't convinced

No. 241022

>>241014
>>241016


I know a 1 biological female 10 males but none allowed to have other commitments or crushes poly relationship deal……..one partner helps them get ready for a date then has to lay awake at night knowing that dick is getting ridden and obsessed over but he's not allowed to have other crushes "because the girl he liked was definitely toxic for him" uwu it looks very "one set of rules for me" and they get all of their partners to constantly buy things for them and give them sympathy asspats while publicly saying how strong they are and shitting on all of them in subtweets

No. 241023

>>241020
I'm asking this out of curiosity, why do babushkas wear headscarves similar to hijab? I like the look and like it when headscarves are worn just for fashion but always wondered what was behind the culture.

No. 241024

>>241023
isn't a symbol for married women?

No. 241025

>>241017
I do, it's relaxing

No. 241027

>>241020
Yes it's always ugly guys that are into kink shit and somehow they get with such beautiful girls I can't help but feel bad for those girls. I think dating ugly men is a mistake in its own right because most ugly men think they're ""settling""for their girlfriends while they want to do "better". While handsome/average guys are less likely to have that mindset.

No. 241028

What if Chalkzone is real and all of our doodles are living together in harmony

No. 241031

>>241028
that's a cute thought anon

No. 241032

File: 1645369658335.jpg (90.79 KB, 550x940, 2450f85e8ed59b82bec54cad1bd2e5…)

>>241020
i accept babushka core

No. 241033

>>241028
I hope your doodles are okay with befriending my OC donut steel and her two boyfriends, an Angel and a Demon.

No. 241034

>>241028
omg someone else remembers chalkzone?

No. 241035

Leos are the best and Libras are the worst.

No. 241036

I wish my ex boyfriend would stop calling me because he always ends up crying trying to make me remember good old times. Clearly I don’t care anymore, seek your own happiness my dude…

No. 241038

>>241035
I usually don’t mind these sort of obviously inflammatory statements but shut up.

No. 241040

Ok but can we talk about Pisces men
The majority of them are

>Mentally unstable

>Typically are losers unless they have a virgo for ambition
>Make up alot of serial killers
>Homosexual
>Dark empaths, good manipulators
>love cheating

Whats up with them and why do they have this reputation.

No. 241041

>>241027
amen to this, fuck ugly men they don't deserve rights and their egos are too inflated even tho they're like -100000/10, ugly men should work at labor camps and mines along manlets

No. 241042

>>241040
The Y chromolet defect ruins everything.

No. 241044

>>241041
Based.

No. 241045

MOID ALERT MOID ALERT

Please ignore the male, anons

MOID ALERT MOID ALERT

No. 241047

>>241023
It's partly to keep the hair out of the way while working.

No. 241048

>>240961
start drinking benefiber everyday after you get regular again and also drink or eat yogurts with probiotics in, stay hydrated as much as you can, eat loads of veggies and fruits and stay away from loads of meat and grains. happy shitting nonnie

No. 241051

I don’t about you but I think…. trannies will never be real women. How do you feel about that anons? Do you agree? Because I think I do. I’m an empath for trannies I feel real bad for them

No. 241052

i miss my iDog

No. 241054

File: 1645370366243.gif (6.91 MB, 262x463, Cute Cat GIF _ Protective Mama…)


No. 241055

I've always wanted to buy liz lisa clothes but now that I have big money I find them too frilly. Am so sad

No. 241056

>>241051
they will never be women and i don't feel bad for them at all

No. 241059

>>241036

may he leave you alone nonny

No. 241060

File: 1645370568756.jpg (41.53 KB, 888x821, tumblr_94af05b22691c7ee907870d…)

Is this achievable natty?

No. 241061

>>241051
ahhhhaaaaaahhhh feel bad? FOR TRANNIES???ahahhahhhaaaaaaaaahhha lmao

No. 241062

File: 1645370613836.jpg (13.39 KB, 360x360, 421544.jpg)

Nonnies I'm on a gym kick and trying to eat better to go alongside this, I don't eat enough and carbs are an italian legend in my family. I have plenty of veggies and chicken type things, what else so my ADHD brain doesn't get bored? how to be patient?

No. 241063

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No. 241064

I consider trannies on the same ideological terror as nazis or fascists. If you think about it, the transgender cult is basically a modern terrorist group hiding behind uwu postivity.

No. 241065

File: 1645370636642.jpeg (137.95 KB, 750x334, 973ACFA0-FE86-49AE-A892-7CE994…)

Did you know that the y-chromosome is useless throughout the genetic process? The x-chromosome is very crucial to gene building and human development, the y-chromosome was only made for sexual dimorphic purposes. Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, X is the powerhouse of everything. And good news, women have both Xs. So if you see a moid acting out and raging about a woman getting drunk and having fun with her friends, remember that men are born with the gene staymadanddiemad and women are born with good vibes. Have a nice day nonnas <3

No. 241066

>>241060
Of course, looks just like the real guy.

No. 241067

>>241060
kissable lips

No. 241068

American men are so ugly bruh, they have little redeeming traits. Don't think I've been attracted to an American moid in my life unless he was like some 80s singer kek

No. 241070

File: 1645370819794.jpeg (176.69 KB, 662x383, 1BD8DD63-9952-4EED-813B-800773…)

>>241064
you are absolutely correct anon. picrel knows it’s a hulking beast with sperg strength that could knock ten women down with one punch but insists that a woman simply existing in her own space is a threat to his own delusions. he’s waiting for the perfect time to ruin her life because he’s a miserable jackass

No. 241071

>>241065
That's why women don't care about sex as much as men do, cause they're inherently valuable unlike moids

No. 241073

>>241068
I know youre just shitposting, but i really believe an american x euro couple cannot work. Maybe a few months, a few years, but they will eventually break up. There are things you cant compromise on.

No. 241075

>>241071
Samefag to elaborate, men are obsessed with ~spreading their seed~ because they know they're replaceable, worthless and could easily be excluded from gene pools unlike women

No. 241076


No. 241078

>>241071
Everything boils down to sex with men. If they were castrated and humbled at birth this world would honestly be like heaven. No more teaching more men to cry, more getting boys and men into cooking classes, teach them homemaking. Men are only useful for building, cleaning, and being afraid of me kek

No. 241079

>>241073
Why? lol

No. 241080

>>240959
You didn't make it so we can see the results
How are some anons so bad at making a damn poll

No. 241081

>>241075
It’s true, if ugly men were castrated at a young age, it would solve so many issues nowadays.

No. 241082

>>241073
dont say that… i need to find a european husband to escape this country asap

No. 241083

>>241054
Aaw cutie.

No. 241084

>>240985
There's a storm going on in my country right now i can't go outside

No. 241085

>>240738
Combien du francais qui visiter lolcow ? je pense ne y'a pas beaucoop de français sur cette site car j'ai vu plusieurs des autres européens (comme suédoise, finlandais, ect) mais pas français souvent.

No. 241086

>>241070
What's labrys/a labrys flag?

No. 241087

>>241082
Nonnie you can divorce him when it doesnt work anymore

No. 241090

>>241085
kek, mwah. nice french stroke post, I read that in my head with a heavy american accent

No. 241092

>>241085
HS french paid off i can read this shit ouaaaaai!!

No. 241093

>>241088
Is that a baby monkey wtf why is it so small I'm freaking out

No. 241095

>>241085
J'avais l'impression qu'il y a beaucoup de françaises qui viennent ici. On a un thread sur /ot/ pour les francophones si tu veux le lire, ça te donnera peut-être une idée de combien on est à peu près.

No. 241096

>>241078
True, they should use their retard strength to build houses or something, women should be in charge of more intellectual and crucial jobs like politics, economy and diplomacy
>>241081
Ugly men should know their existences are barely tolerated, their attitudes should be humble, shy and helpful, they should be constantly ashamed that superior women have to interact with them and feel grateful that we even let them exist

No. 241097

>>241096
Based. Ugly men should only be used for their strength after they get castrated.

No. 241099

>>240382
no YOU'RE the anon, none of you are real

No. 241100

File: 1645371762884.jpeg (64.44 KB, 543x640, 242791E8-41A6-4A9D-8065-DFA3CF…)

>>241093
yess kek calm down nonners its a cute little pygmy marmoset. kind of looks like a bat tbh

No. 241101

>>241097
And when they get too ugly and fat, like that ugly tranny who got transed as a child, push them down a cliff.

No. 241102

>>241100
lil pokemon

No. 241103

File: 1645371848130.jpeg (43.54 KB, 326x297, 1642323969298.jpeg)

Christ I feel like I'm gonna die right now
so my sister and I share the same room(I'm a NEET and she's in University but still lives at home) so occasionally I mastrubate and I assumed that no one knew about it(cause I always have done it when she was out of home and would lock the room)

so in a heated argument with my sis, she revealed she knew(I don't know for how long) but she knew
oh god somebody please shoot me, somebody please cause my body is going through stages of cringe I didn't were possible

No. 241105

>>241100
My brain can't accept that picture as real it looks like someone made it out of polymer clay and faux fur and is selling it on etsy

No. 241106

File: 1645371950197.gif (8.48 MB, 360x640, cute-cat.gif)


No. 241107

>>241103
Most single people do it, it's not something to be super shamed of, try to do it in the bathroom in the shower next time. How did she figure it out and why did she bring it up though? That's quite weird to bring up something humiliating unless it was making her uncomfortable personally.

No. 241108

>>241103
let's be real she probably does it too.

No. 241109

File: 1645372046730.jpeg (132.69 KB, 540x540, 01529ap9wr4i.jpeg)

What you pick nonners?
I pick
>1,3,A

No. 241110

>>241103
Are you sure she wasn't bluffing? Maybe she just made it up to try and embarrass you.

No. 241111

>>241103
how did she find out if she wasn't at home? kek

No. 241112

File: 1645372090945.jpg (26.52 KB, 487x629, images.jpeg-272.jpg)

>>241105
ive seen them irl quite a few times at my local zoo, love marmosets

No. 241113

File: 1645372092519.gif (64.8 KB, 100x120, 1133350zbzhtrnwt1.gif)

I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES I LOVE MY NONNIES

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No. 241115


No. 241116

>>241109
5, 3, F

I hate coffee and like my meat burnt, feel free to REE at me.

No. 241117

>>241111
maybe she found anon's toy? if she has any

No. 241118

>>241109
don't eat steak but 4, E

No. 241119

>>241107
>That's quite weird to bring up something humiliating
lol not weird at all don't you have siblings?

No. 241120

>>241112
These little guys look like fae folk to me.

No. 241121

>>241109
4 if I have to but I don't like steak, 3, A

No. 241122

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No. 241123

>>241109
5, 1 , A

No. 241124

i can't imagine how she knew when you have the door locked do you make noises anon? does she have the power to see through walls or maybe she took a wild guess given your single at home occupation

No. 241127

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No. 241129

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>>241109

4, 3 and B most days but A on a REALLY HEAVY DAY at the library (I work in a busy one)

No. 241130

>>241109
BITCH THATS RAAAAAAAWWWWW
3,2,C

No. 241131

>>241103
check for cameras in your room because there’s no way she would know that if you only did it while she was away

No. 241133

>>241109
2, 3, E, no sugar.

No. 241134

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No. 241137

>>241116
At least you won't get worms like me. The worms are worth it tho

No. 241138

File: 1645372340917.gif (3.42 MB, 284x292, cat-dog.gif)

Togeddur forevur

No. 241139

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No. 241140

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No. 241141

>>241109
1? enjoy your heartworms

No. 241142


No. 241143

so u guys dont eat tartare?

No. 241144

>>241109
ew I will never eat beef or steak in my entire life. also 3 and C are the only reasonable answer, it’s the perfect balance of crispiness and softness with the toast and you don’t want to dilute the flavor of your coffee too much but don’t want absolute bitterness or sweetness. none of you have tastebuds kek

No. 241145


No. 241146

This is getting boring, i miss ot/m, ill be back in 3 days noonies. Hopefully by then the posting issue in lolcow is fixed by then.

No. 241147

>>241109
5,4,no coffee

No. 241148

nonas, what the hell is nama cream? is it just about the fat content? if i buy 47% fat whip cream, is it the same as nama cream?

No. 241149

>>241143
Tartare is sooo good, love carpaccio too

No. 241150

>>241146
it's never coming back

No. 241151

>>241117
Nope have always used my hands
>>241110
>>241131
she previously she has discovered my pics that I had saved about 3 years ago(naked men in erotic poses, some drawn BL) and she confronted me about it but I have never told me that I was actually menstruating it, but that was over 6 years ago

No. 241152

>>241146
Nonnie… you know it won't be… I'm sorry.

No. 241153

>>241149
fr Euro nonnies riseup!

No. 241156

>>241146
>>241150
knowing the jannys you should probably be back in 2 weeks instead of 3 lol.

No. 241157

File: 1645372643429.gif (23.39 KB, 104x160, 2912866voeyzjetth.gif)

Cold water is like drugs

No. 241158

File: 1645372717416.jpg (Spoiler Image, 59.96 KB, 550x531, 567tX59uvcn2bWhefzb1de2wTQCkgf…)

>>241109
WARNING: dont open if youre grossed out easily but this is a scan of a woman who ate raw meat for years. those are larvae and worms and shit in her muscles

sorry am retarded i didnt spoil it the first time kill me now god just do it

No. 241159

File: 1645372750055.jpeg (38.27 KB, 300x225, FB6AE01F-21D5-48A0-844F-46FAD3…)

A confession:
I only use porn once every 3-4 weeks, and I only used a dick pic from an attention-whoring Russian gay man who posts his nudes on 4chan and might have AIDS

No. 241160

I heard there is paranormal activity in lolcow and that there is a ghost called ''admin'' and that there are ghost towns called ot/ and m/

No. 241161

>>241157
My teefs hurt just looking at this

No. 241162

File: 1645372800170.jpg (58.24 KB, 650x434, World Cup US UK.jpg)

>>241073
>>241082
what makes you say that ? not in the mainland but I have known plenty of Americans who have moved to the UK and settled right in, including a nice couple from Texas, and vice versa there are thousands of British working professionals moving to the US to find work and settling over there fine as well, plus many former UK soldiers move to the US cause they have married an american while on service and vice versa

No. 241163

>>241158
Nonnie this bitch was eating roadkill, not tartare or steak

No. 241164

>>241143
fuck no

No. 241165

>>241158
Raw beef meat is too good but I understand why people are disgusted by it. I wonder how often that happens + it's probably dependent of the type of meat you ate, I wonder what she ate

No. 241166

File: 1645372971860.gif (3.49 KB, 262x68, 1715342krjk6c9wju.gif)

Part of me wishes it was 2007

No. 241167

>>241165
ROADKILL

No. 241168

>>241158
Is she dead?!?!?! What the fuck? How do you treat something as fucked as this? My mind: boggled.

No. 241169

>>241167
>>241163
post source of the roadkill claim pls cause everywhere i read it wrote she was eating raw pork

No. 241170

File: 1645373079377.gif (405.09 KB, 498x498, ree-frog-angry.gif)

The Robyn/Luna thread instills so much rage on me because my mother had the same issue thats speculated that Robyn had on the other farms and she went to a fucking hospital right away as you should when she felt contractions and boom here i fucking am posting on lolcow and not a waste of oxygen potato.
Sure i still have some issues, the good ole autism and minor physical shit but i that's mostly irrelevant in my life, i have friends, i have a job, im engaged. Robyn fucking disgusts me because of her stupid woowoo Luna lost the chance of being an actual fucking person.

No. 241171

>>241169
DO YOU UNDERSTAND RAW PORK GIVES YOU TENIA AND BEEF DOESNT

No. 241172

File: 1645373158013.jpg (51.16 KB, 663x538, D9m7f_bUwAEE1J7.jpg)


No. 241173

File: 1645373164885.jpeg (867.14 KB, 1575x2100, 288D9FF2-F47D-4007-A8F6-B2C838…)

>>241160
I snorted

No. 241174

File: 1645373293661.png (34.9 KB, 1260x157, tenia.png)

>>241171
according to the CDC there is such a thing as beef tenia. stop reeing.

No. 241176

File: 1645373377207.jpg (57.98 KB, 593x593, 49b53e42a09b583391bef74dc1c303…)

>>241172
Meowdy Paw-tner

No. 241177

>>241169
>raw pork
oh no.. unironically think she would have been better off with actually eating some roadkill kek

No. 241179

>>241174
You really think the chance to get worms from eating pork is the same as beef? Because it's not. It's not as severe, why do you think some religions have the bann on PORK meat historically? And is ommon knowledge , at least in the rest of the world, that CHICKEN MEAT RAW is a nono for salmonella and RAW PORK for tenia. But please go on on your cdc standars while eating hormone pumped walmart meat and proicesssed food with coloring that is banned in the rest of the world

No. 241181

>>241177
and this stupid af murrican anon posted it as a point after the discourse on raw BEEF.

No. 241182

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No. 241185

i will never eat raw beef. idc i just can't do it. dont think that texture would be nice
love sushi though

No. 241186

spoopity spook. Hate/Love these videos

No. 241187

File: 1645373749502.jpg (153.7 KB, 1600x1067, nachdenklichundso.jpg)

long story short: a few months ago a gay scrote friend from my friend group told me he also browses lolcow and CC because he feels more "in it with the girls". he also told me how he adopted certain words like scrote and nonny to fit in more.
since i thankfully dont have to talk to him ever again i wondered if anyone else feels like they can never truly know if theyre interacting with other women or not? like maybe me replying to someone just helps their fetish by replying to them.
also yes im massively overthinking everything, how did you know??

No. 241189

File: 1645373790969.jpeg (47.21 KB, 934x675, E4F63760-A323-4195-AD44-60D2B0…)

I got really bad stomach ache a few days ago and now I'm afraid to eat again because I have no idea what upset my stomach, I didn't try anything new

No. 241191

>>241171
>>241181
i am not american, mayhaps that be the reason idk anything about STEAK. i chose 5 on the steak img. amerifats eating raw meat is disgusting and idc how low of a change of parasites is. the fact that there is ANY chance at all is a giant red flag but bon apetit i guess.

No. 241192

>>241187
You didn't delete your retarded thread.
Anyway, the fact is that this is an anonymous imageboard and you can never be 100% certain of who you're talking to. It sucks that some men are here, but what can we do about it? Nothing. Best we can do is ignore obvious scrote posters and report them since only the mods can do anything about them. And I do wish more anons would simply ignore obvious bait. It's pointless to overthink this.

No. 241193

>>241187
No you can never know, obviously kek.
I honestly do not mind gay moids that much irl, they can be cool but sadly most of them display womb envy tendencies

No. 241195

>>241187
Gay moids are just as shit as straight moids.

No. 241198

>>241191
>idk anything about STEAK
kek

No. 241199

The best cow meat is mince beef

No. 241201

My unpopular steak opinion is that it's not that good. Roasted chicken is so much better imo

No. 241202

>>241199
No way, brisket baby

No. 241204

>>241199
what's that? is it just ground beef

No. 241205

>>241192
Nonnies have been good for ignoring the recent bait in this thread

No. 241207

File: 1645374353956.gif (3.26 KB, 96x97, 922265jxc1ddh4w2.gif)

I love hamburgeeeeeerssss, especially when they got nice buns

No. 241208

>>241195
I'd argue worse

>>241187
Yeah, I feel that way too. I already suspected there's moids around here adopting certain vocabulary and maybe even larping as gendercrit/terfs

No. 241209

>>241192
>what can we do about it

idk maybe the inability to use vpns on this site and user id verification system but that all comes at the cost of removing anonymity so nevermind lmao

No. 241210

>>241192
i thought it didnt post ugh

No. 241212

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kitté

No. 241213

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>meanwhile, on the lolcow Minecraft server…

No. 241214

>>241205
We got to mod ourselves now

>>241207
Yes, with pickles, tomatoes and mayonnaise. Not sorry

No. 241215

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meat meat meat bbq beef

No. 241216

>>241213
damn bitch you live like this?

No. 241218

That episode of 6teen where Jonesy sees Jen naked by accident still makes me seethe. The "solution" to the episode was for Jen to see Jonesy naked. Fuck that. A scrote wrote that shit.

No. 241219

>>241215
Please can I come over anon

No. 241220

>>241215
Am so hungry

No. 241221

I am, an American girl dreaming of love

And The food I love the most are hambugers

Ah, my darling where did you go?

Before you start fallin in love, you gotta think about honey

I heard that its hot and fluffy

Then that must mean it like, golden tosty buns

Whats it like to start lovin someone, oh baby it makes my heart leap

It looks red taste sour and sweet

Then that must mean its like, tomato ketchup

My perfect mans cool and fresh like a crunchy lettus leaf

But hes also tough and manly like a hamburger

Cant be beat

Oh would you look at that right now ,Im starving as can be

Lets start cooking up some lunch

Make it tastey

On a pair of tosty buns so light and fluffy

Put on lots of zesty ketcup to make it yummy

Don't forget the lettuce and the beef patty

Im lovin lovin it hamburgers

How dandy, I like hamburgers

Wonderful I cooked it and it came out so nice

So why dose it feel like something still isn't right

Better keep it simple keep the flavors all light

Im a lovonin lovin hamburgers tonight

Baby I like hambugers

Im a lovin, lovin it hamburgers

Im a lovin it hamburgers

Oh my how I love em hamburger

Come on lets dig right now, but you know what

I want my darling love to share it with me

On a pair of tosty buns so light and fluffy

Put on lots of zesty ketcup to make it yummy

Don't forget the lettuce and the beef patty

Im lovin lovin it hamburgers

How dandy, I like hamburgers

No. 241222

>>241214
Extra pickles babyyyyy

No. 241224

>>241215
coleslaw is underrated why do ppl hate on coleslaw

No. 241225

>>241187
Yeah it’s impossible to tell unfortunately who you’re really talking to over the internet, but I think it’s more than just using the words scrote and nonnie that allows someone to integrate. Underage posters are usually pretty easy to spot just by typing style and it’s the same with moids, I think. Especially moids since they just can’t display empathy for women the same way other women can and it becomes pretty clear.

No. 241226

>>241163
>>241167
Are you literally just making stuff up? kek

No. 241227

>>241222
Hell yea girl

No. 241228

>>241223
Of course there's gays here, I've seen plenty of

>GAY men aren't like that GAYS aren't actually scrotes

>Stop being homophobic
>Fujos are based

Etc

No. 241230

>>241215
>Jon G barbecue platter
>North Carolina's home of Texas-inspired smoked meats, barbecue, and homemade sides
I'll never shit on memerican ever again, this beautiful shit repents all your sins

No. 241231

>>241221
you’re my popcorn baby
my popcorn baby
you’re my popcorn baby

mes doigts font du tap dance
sur tes ailes full of romance
mon corps au rythme du love you
sur ta peau qui résonne partout

you’re my hamburger baby
my hamburger baby
you’re my hamburger baby

dans le penthouse de ton cœur
je peux oublier toutes mes peurs
nous deux on est en fête
comme deux aspirines dans un mal de tête

you’re my fettuccine baby
my fettuccine baby
you’re my fettuccine baby

on saute comme du champagne
night and day à la ville à la campagne
dans la samba de nos pouls
on se débat comme deux fous

you’re my caviar baby
my caviar baby
you’re my caviar baby

deux idoles neuves debout
et mes dents dans ton cou
youhou mon doux youhou
mon chou mon toutou mon hibou

you’re my vampire baby
my vampire baby
you’re my vampire baby

you’re my ritz baby

No. 241232

>>241143
Only in restaurants I know I can trust. I'd never dream of trying to prepare it at home.

No. 241233

>>241224
I'm sorry coleslaw nonnie but the dressing makes me want to vomit until I die

No. 241234

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Post more BBQ

No. 241235

>>241228
those are very common opinions among women nonny. also im pretty sure gay men don't care about fujos

No. 241237

>>241233
maybe you had shitty coleslaw. sometimes it can be nasty if someone makes it wrong

No. 241238

This is autistic but I'm thinking of using lolcow's current dilemma as the basis for a story for a creative writing class that I have.

No. 241239

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BBQ duck

No. 241240

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No. 241241

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No. 241242

>>241187
If you ever see that guy again tell him he'll never be a woman and have anything in common with us, and that he needs to commit suicide.

No. 241243

>>241237
I wish you could make me some, I've only had bad experiences with coleslaw

No. 241244

>>241240
Wow almost perfect bbq meal, if only it came with coleslaw

No. 241245

I love coleslaw!
>>241239
I have no idea wtf is wrong with me but I find that duck has an aftertaste how "wet dog smell"? I know it's weird

No. 241246

>>241238
That's cool nonnie, do it!

No. 241247

>>241187
Get giga autism and you will have an easier time to spot them. Also you should have told the gay moid to fuck off. German men are pests.

No. 241248

>>241245
Wow! I’ve never heard anyone else use “wet dog” to describe an aftertaste other than me. Not for duck though

No. 241249

>>241242
The truth hurts

No. 241250

>>241209
That isn't what we can do though, that's up to the mods

No. 241251

>>241204
Is that what Americans call it?

No. 241252

>>241244
>this is one meal

Amerifat fat fatty fat fat

No. 241253

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Corn bread appreciation

No. 241254


No. 241255

>>241252
nta and not americana but food in a barbecue is shared dumbass

No. 241256

>>241253
do you really eat macaroni with just cheese on it? no vegetables and meat?

No. 241257

>>241253
Hell yeah, corn bread baby

No. 241258

>>241251
i guess so? we use it to make hamburgers or taco meat

No. 241259

>>241253
mac n cheese looks so good…mouth watering

No. 241260

>>241255
They are just upset that beef tartare is gross

No. 241261

i feel bad for europeans who never tasted good bbq

No. 241262

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>>241256
Oh god, yes nona. It's called macaroni and cheese for a reason, it's a whole ass thing. Just let me have my cheesy elbow noodles.

No. 241263

>>241260
naa tartare gooood
>>241261
looks the same as /ours/, you know why? Because it's german kek, it's not american

No. 241264

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Hawaiian bbq is the shit

No. 241265

>>240858
I wish you made it larger kek

No. 241266

samefag but
>>241187
>he also told me how he adopted certain words like scrote and nonny to fit in more.
I really wish admin would've revealed the post history of the frequent moid in the vent thread who had beef with romani anon, so we could see a clearer example of that.

No. 241267

Americans drooling over bbq makes sense at least. What I don't get is the collective of Canadians who froth at the mouth over poutine.

No. 241268

Y'all are making me wanna visit my local smokehouse. Sometimes being from Texas is good.

No. 241269

>>241264
I've never had it but I know in my heart of hearts that it would be the best bbq the world has to offer

No. 241270

Chicken, turkey, salmon, cod and beef best meat
Pork and ham are meh
Lamb and sausage are bad

No. 241271

>>241264
so good. spam musubi is also delicious
i noticed they tend to use dark meat for chicken though, why's that?

No. 241272

>>241267
I'm a Canadian and I'm obsessed with both

No. 241273

>>241266
I wish so too. I wonder why they didn't

No. 241274

>>241267
But poutine is pretty good! Not bbq, but still tasty!
>>241269
Hawaiian bbq is just the best

No. 241276

>>241267
That's just a weird national pride thing. We don't even really have a proper meal we can call our own, poutine is just junk food but it's known for being Canadian so people like it.

No. 241277

There are no beautiful pictures of poutine, it's basically impossible to make it look pretty, but damn it sure tastes beautiful

No. 241278

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Hoo ha HOO ha

No. 241279

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BBQ is euro originated, we have a lot of steakhouses and stuff but you know what we don't have? These weird lobsters restaurants that you guys have (at least I've never seen them in my country), where they give you a huge baby napkin. I wanna try that

No. 241280

>>241263
>Because it's german kek, it's not american
absolutely no way they taste the same and use the same methods of cooking

No. 241282

the euros are trying to take BBQ from us now wtf

No. 241283

>>241276
Nonnie Canada invented donair.

No. 241284

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Honest opinion of seeing girls with this type of hair? Does it change if they're say 20s and 30s vs younger?

No. 241286

>>241279
didn't mr. bean do this when he was in France? i don't believe you

No. 241288

I've always said that the first real chain to offer euros American bbq and authentic Mexican would make a killing. I can say this confidently as a eurofag who emigrated over a decade ago. My cousins in Germany think it's as simple as putting meat on the fire, no sauce or marinating.

No. 241289

>>241284
>Honest opinion
I am absolutely jelly

No. 241290

>>241284
It's always beautiful to me. I know a woman in her 60s with hair past her butt and it's silver and amazing. I used to have hair past my butt too, brunette, and people used to tell me all the time "don't you ever cut that!" and I used to say "don't worry I never will!", until I did kek.

No. 241291

>>241284
My honest opinion is that I automatically think that growing her hair that long must take a lot of commitment and self control but I do like to shave my head so maybe that's why. Some people are grossed out by it but I've never had a problem with women with really long hair. My opinion stays the same no matter how young or old she is.

No. 241292

>>241286
Kekkk yeah but it was a high end sea food place, right? not specifically a lobster chain, like Red Lobster
>>241288
am euro and I marinate my meats, the fuck is wrong with them??

No. 241293

>>241161
weak teef

No. 241296

>>241288
don't forget that fact that the best bbq places here cook meat for 10+ hours
low and slow

No. 241299

>>241283
Nona I hate to break it to you but donair=doner kebab. It's literally turkish food.

No. 241300

does anyone else get super constipated from eating burgers? why does that happen

No. 241301

>>241288
kek that's how we do it at family bbqs. (I bet bbq isn't popular in my part of Europe because it rains all summer anyway)

No. 241302

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>>241287
Not really. Although cooking technically decreases the amount of nutrients in good by a small factor, it doesn’t significantly decrease it, and is ultimately a small price to say to not get sick. Cooking also helped our evolution into the humans we are now

No. 241303


No. 241304

>>241299
I thought dönner kebab came from Germany

No. 241305

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Im tired of seeing this retarded scrote anime everywhere and from the art style of the manga I thought it was a shoujo at first

No. 241306

i have never eaten bbq

No. 241308

>>241086
It’s a lesbian symbol. Trannies are so transparent

No. 241309

My apartment won't let me get a husky due to weight restrictions but my neighbors can have a fat fucking dachshund that is well past 25 lbs smh

No. 241310

>>241305
Fucking garbage series in every way possible. Literally lowest common denominator pandering for limp dicks and not even in the comically ridiculous ecchi way. I say this as someone who can sometimes find haremshit and romcoms entertaining.

No. 241312

>>241284
Here in my country I just automatically associate it with annoying batshit christians that are not allowed to cut their hair or even wear pants. They barely even style it so it just looks boring and ugly. So I don't like it very much, unless it's on someone that doesn't fit any of the above, like a stylish woman.

No. 241313

>>241304
I think it's turkish, but since germany has a high rate of turkish immigrant, it's there that you can find the best ones

No. 241314

Does anyone else see the increasing club penguin posting and think that it’s time to leave? kek

No. 241315

>>241299
It's not the same and you're wrong.

No. 241316

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>>241303
this one is the fucking worst wtf. fucking sharia law countries

No. 241317

>>241314
Yes and no, it's a reason to stay

No. 241319

>>241313
>>241304
It's turkish food, just google it.

No. 241322

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>>241284
I have tailbone lenght and I'm a bit tired of it because it requires so much fucking time. I do henna to keep it healthy and dying it is tedious and time consuming (one full day). There's a lot of annoying women in the longhaircommunity too kek

No. 241323

>>241316
I hate men so fucking much, they're the ones who deserve to receive honor killings, muh dick ass troglodyte species that would be best off castrated in cages along with the religious pickmes who cape for this shit.

No. 241326

>>241319
You google it.

No. 241327

>>241284
I don't care for super long hair, but I have respect for the women who can maintain hair that long while still keeping it shiny and healthy. But I think with that length it's really easy to look frumpy, and can sometimes give off those home-schooled Christian horse girl vibes. But in general I don't have any particularly harsh judgments towards any women I see with that type of hair, it's more like, damn, I would never have the patience to wash and style that.

No. 241328

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does anyone here collect gachapon? i've been getting addicted to proxy shipping services the past few years. i mostly buy rabbit gachapon and any other small animal ones i like.

No. 241329

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>>241309
why not get a klee kai? bonus points it's the dog from picrel meme

No. 241330

>>241322
>long hair community
wtf there’s your problem. It’s not a community it’s just hair jfc. I have tailbone length hair and all I do is use a hair mask and brush it, it looks great. Shorter hair looks dumb without styling unless it’s pixie level, so it actually takes way less time for me.

No. 241331

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>>241328
they truly make such weird little gachapon

No. 241332

>>241322
The Longhair community was an annoying experience for me. I posted there eons ago and got backhanded compliments about how my hair looks nice but it's a shame I don't care more (because I said I blow dried it every 3 days which was a cardinal sin to them)

No. 241334

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>>241284
Ngl I kinda dislike it. My hair isn’t long enough to cover my breasts, but reaches my middle-back, and it looks like it desperately needs a haircut. Maybe it would look cute on a woman with non-frizzy hair

No. 241335

>>241331
What is this, a family of croissants?

No. 241336

>>241284
I love extra long hair, it looks great and the styling options are endless. The only downside is washing/drying becoming so much of a chore the longer it gets.

No. 241337

>>241170
I agree and I’m so please you where spared a life of potatodom, and that you’re only mildly retarded like the rest of us

No. 241338

>>241335
the boy seems to be commiting some form of cannibalism

No. 241340

>>241335
Exactly that, they are the family of Kurowa-san. (That's their pun not mine)

No. 241341

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>>241335
yes croissant family

No. 241342

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>>241328
I have a few gachapon frogs and try my best to not buy more because on one hand, this is mindless consumerism and unnecessary ordering unnecessary stuff to be shipped from the other side of the world, but on the other hand my desk looks so much cozier with these chilling on it

No. 241343

>>241331
i hate that american gachapon machines will never carry quirky stuff like this and only have anime and disney figures.

No. 241345

>>241330
I like browsing the forum for henna recipes, to know what new products to buy and seeing other women's hair. I don't take it very seriously but some of them really fucking do
>>241332
Yes, they do not understand that some women, unlike me for exemple, can have pretty and long hair while using silicones + sulfates, washing it everyday and blowdrying it from time to time. It's super annoying but what I hate the most is how uwu esoteric uwu some of them are? Like, no, I don't want to cut my dead ends on a full moon, I do not believe in it, leave me alone

No. 241346

File: 1645378343275.gif (1.69 MB, 540x275, VANESSA.gif)

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No. 241347

File: 1645378414204.png (419.12 KB, 668x494, flog.PNG)

>>241342
samefag but I gotta share, I keep seeing sugoimart advertised on socials and this item especially, this misspelling just melts my heart, one day i'll break and order it. Love you, mini mini animal - flog…

No. 241348

>>241284
I don't care. It's nice I guess.

No. 241349

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY IS NOTHNG BEING DONE ADMIN WHY ARE YUO DOING NOTHING LOOK AT US IS THIS RIGHT SAVE THE SITE SFIX YOUR FORUM WE HATE IT HERE HERE WE HATE IT WHY WON'T YOU RESOLVE THIS ISSUE WHY ARE WE STILL HERE WHY IS SNOW STILL ALLOWED WHY WHY IT'S NOT NOT FAIR STOP HELP US GET UP AND HELP US MUST WE SUFFER FOURTY NINE MORE WEEKS OR YEARS IS THE TERMINAL IS THIS IT SPEAK LUT US HERE YOU YOU SAVE THE SLOLCOW

No. 241350

>>241346
I have never seen HSM but I will be there

No. 241351

>>241290
Same nonnie! I feel like my hair needed a cut but I hated having short hair. It makes me feel weirdly vulnerable and I found it harder to style. I miss my long hair, it's long right now but not past butt yet.

No. 241352

>>241162
Uk isn’t europe anymore. Have you forgotten ? They collectively voted to have the same standing as Turkey, so i think we should treat them as such.

No. 241354

>>241305
It's a shame because I like the concept. A girl who likes to cosplay and a boy who makes her costumes, simple and sweet. But way too much ecchi for me. And for some reason the art style looks bad to me.

No. 241355

>>241352
I can't tell if you're joking or not

No. 241356

>>241345
>can have pretty and long hair while using silicones + sulfates, washing it everyday and blowdrying it

That's was my problem as well. Aside from the "blow fry" talk they just couldn't understand that there are hair types that benefit from sulfate and silicone, I've used shampoo bars, I've used lush, I've used indie products but my hair is very fine in texture and those just made it feel unwashed and my volume was worse and stringy and air drying took forever. Vs taking the easy route and using Garnier and a dryer brush and suddenly everything is shiny and weightless.

It's worse when they assume you just haven't been educated in haircare as if I didn't try all their holy grails 5 years ago

No. 241359

>>241354
It's got that basic af modern anime style that gives 0 shits about style or artistry.

No. 241360

>>241352
Anglos are so different from the rest of Europe it's kinda crazy kek

No. 241361

>>241342
>>241341
… I'm into this. Any more weird ones? Or a list/channel that shows off some interesting ones.

No. 241363

want to leave the table I cannot fucking stand hearing my father make cringey chewing noises when it's this silent it's signaling my flight response

No. 241366

>>241363
You are being subject to "old man noises"

No. 241369

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>>241361
パンダの穴 "panda no ana" is usually known for making surreal/unique gachapon

No. 241370

NEVER trust a bitch who enjoys sanrio

No. 241371

>>241369
Whoa, creepy and cool

No. 241372

>>241191
>amerifats eating raw meat is disgusting
I don't even eat meat, but we're not the only ones who eat beef. Why do anons have to chalk everything up to "you're American!"

No. 241373

>>241366
well he is both fat and old so this is accurate

No. 241374

>>241372
Americans don't even eat raw meat. Wut

No. 241375

Me and my friends usually interact with each other on social media, like each others posts or reply to them.

Now I'm hanging out with a girl who constantly writes about herself and doesn't interact with any of her online friends tweets. Do any of you do that or is she an autismo?

No. 241377

>>241375
shes sound like literally me

No. 241379

>>241372
Not her but maybe she said that because in terms of hygiene most countries in other continents are way more strict with their companies, and we don't inject growth hormone in cows. I've been told by a lot of people that the food they ate in the US in general tasted weird, or at least it was a bit different.

No. 241380

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>>241371
very interesting ones

No. 241382

>>241363
>>241366
While we're on the topic of men getting weird with age: Is that old men smell inevitable? I'm not talking about old people smell, I know that one comes from cells dying and all (and affects both, women and men anyways), I'm talking about that specific middle-aged men smell some men seem to get in their 40s. Is this just a stage in their development I'll have to live with one day, just like grandma smell will probably affect me one day, or do they just stop trying?

No. 241383

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No. 241384

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>>241372
Kek, so butthurt, nobody said eating raw meat is gross, just nasty beef tartare. French food just isn’t good is general tbh

>>241342
Always really loved the mini vending machines

No. 241385

>>241369
what site do you like to order things like this?

No. 241386

>>241375
samefag but I personally only use twitter to look for art and I blocked as many people I know irl as possible and I don't have any mutuals so I just rt art I like mostly vidya and fujo stuff and the very few times I tweet something it's my kinda controversial opinions that would get me in trouble with my irl close friends. So I guess I'm even worse than the girl you're talking about, in a way. I avoid interacting with anyone in general. Same shit with instagram, I just post my pictures of trips I've done during holidays, food, and I ignore everyone and everything.

No. 241388

i think indian food is the best and british ppl are lucky that it tastes so good there.

No. 241390

>>241375
that was why when I still had social media I almost never added anybody irl on it. why would I want to subject them to my mortifying vent diary of a profile

plus your social media persona in the long run vastly differentiates from your real life self. there's a lot of shit you'll do or spew on sns for attention that you'd never do irl

No. 241392

>>241382
Just be hygienic and don't smoke. The only people I knew that smelled had health issues and it was from urine or sweat from not hydrating or showering. My 74 year old grandma in law went through cancer and multiple serious surgeries and she smells normal because she cares about hygiene a lot, people in villages and small towns often don't.

No. 241393

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No. 241395

>>241384
>nobody said eating raw meat is gross, just nasty beef tartare.
I'm so confused by this reply. The post I replied to literally said exactly that, and it was about steak.

No. 241396

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No. 241398

>>241384
Oh my god i didn’t care for the previous ones but this is adorable

No. 241399

File: 1645380090606.jpg (188.35 KB, 675x1200, EctJo0aUcAAURxi.jpg)

>>241372
Im convinced "amerifat anons do THIS" anons are amerifats themselves and don't see other cultures and assume Americans habits are exclusively American

Raw meat is way more popular in Asian countries. Japanese especially, with olive wagyu and chicken sashimi

No. 241400

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>>241359
>>241360
True, whether we will admit it or not, we are basically a province of America and so ridiculously inter-linked culturally and it's not way either, we have influence on the US as well
our actors, our musicians, military officers and normal working professionals move to the US

plus we have been in every single stupid US war(except Vietnam) post-WW2, our hands are just as bloody as the Americans

No. 241401

>>241399
what you posted is absolutely not normal cuisine in japan though

No. 241402

File: 1645380201678.jpg (195.47 KB, 1920x960, high-school-musical-facts-1554…)

The first movie is starting!!
https://cytu.be/r/farmmovienight

No. 241403

File: 1645380207581.png (293.1 KB, 404x382, kebab gift for amerifats.png)

>>241384
>>241395
i said it and i'm not taking it back. i didn't even know tartare existed before tt and i don't even want to get started on that. here have some kebabies in a blankie to soothe your troubles.

No. 241405


No. 241406

>>241399
I thought that they pickled the meat before serving it raw, so its not as 'risky' than just eating it from like a package

No. 241407

>>241390
>plus your social media persona in the long run vastly differentiates from your real life self
Am I the only one who acts pretty much the same online and irl?
I'm probably quieter irl and keep some opinions to myself like being a TERF so I don't lose my job, but that's about it.
I don't understand when farmers act like everyone is completely different online vs irl. Every online friend I've met acted the same irl after getting past the initial shyness of meeting for the first time.
>there's a lot of shit you'll do or spew on sns for attention that you'd never do irl
People should grow past this after they turn 18

No. 241408

File: 1645380421580.jpg (65.83 KB, 449x552, 1634473754756.jpg)

>>241403
To su ćevapi, jebem ti krv zapadnjačku.

No. 241409

>>241405
thought this was someone posting their bra size for a second there

No. 241410

>>241385
it has to be thru proxy sites unfortunately

No. 241411

>>241408
znam retardina, prevela sam im da razumeju. ionako su nam cevape doneli turci pa ne seri mnogo

No. 241412

I was stalked once by two guys. I did the stupid thing, I went home (where else would I go, it was evening) Before the door to my apartment building closed behind me, one of the guys managed to grab it before it closed and locked and followed me inside. I could see the other guy outside through the glass door. He was not attempting to follow me inside, but he stood outside grinning because his friend got inside.
I ran up the stairs - I lived on the top floor, sixth floor. He ran after me. I ran really fast, but so did he. At one point he grabbed my ankle, and I kicked him. I kicked him hard and kept running. My kick set him back a little and I reached the fifth floor where a friend of mine lived. I hammered on the door, I could hear the man who followed me was on his way up the stairs again.
Luckily my neighbor answered the door quickly and understood the situation right away. She yelled at the man: What are you doing here?! Hearing another voice, the stalker turned around and ran out.
This kind of thing is what women all over the world deal with on a daily basis.

No. 241413

File: 1645380602904.jpeg (8.96 KB, 319x158, download.jpeg)

Are me and jj going to fuck someday?

No. 241414

Don't say you have anything better to do than to watch High School Musical with your fellow nonnies, get in here you silly goose https://cytu.be/r/farmmovienight

No. 241415

File: 1645380655528.png (601.75 KB, 1284x2778, 4B600DFE-AD1F-47C0-8818-9DC3DF…)

Help

No. 241416

>>241411
It actually originates from indian shawarma + google translate is shit for translating ćevapi as kebab kek

No. 241418

>>241413
Will I get him, Sonic?

No. 241419

>>241379
>>241372
Read again nonnies. I wrote that to the american anon cryin about worms while contraddicting herself

No. 241420

>>241412
sounds like the men were part of some trafficking gang.

No. 241421

>>241375
Autismo I know a girl like that too she doesn't initiate/continue conversation neither irl nor online and talking to her is so hard because I'm not extroverted either

No. 241422

File: 1645381367543.jpg (364.66 KB, 960x1601, 20220220_191545.jpg)

Tag yourself anons which crystals are you?
Im fluorite and tiger-eye.

No. 241423

>>241422
Malachite speaks to me

No. 241424

File: 1645381523622.jpeg (355.77 KB, 960x1792, C7E715AD-A0C9-4E4B-9183-51A938…)

why the fuck did i forget to take laxatives last night my body is reeling

No. 241425

>>241419
> I wrote that to the american anon

>i am not american

first sentence of the post you replied to. maybe you should learn2read

No. 241426

>>241422
I’m a malachite that desperately wants to be a labradorite

No. 241427

>>241284
I think it's gorgeous. I wish I could grow my hair that long but it's way too dry to ever be manageable and look good at that length.

No. 241428

>>241422
I am pyrite therefore I am a golden fool

No. 241429

>>241425
sorry nonnie I meant to reply to
>>241379

No. 241431

>>241295

This made my day nonny, I have this length hair, black with bangs and I want nothing more than to a) Feel like Sadako and b) Terrify all scrotes

No. 241433

File: 1645381756702.jpg (73.47 KB, 720x960, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…)

THIS IS A SHTIPOST THREAD ONLY FROM NOW ON.

No. 241434

I ripped the nail on my pinky toe half way up earlier today, and now I just stubbed my toe into the wall. I'm to cry anons.

No. 241435

TONIGHT IS CROQUE MONSIEUR NIGHT yaaaaay

No. 241437

>>241422
Watermelon tourmaline and mahogany obsidian

No. 241438

>>241428
i see what you did there noonie

No. 241439

I WANT TO HANG MY LAUNDRY TO DRY ON XXKUNS HORNS

No. 241440

>>241407
Nta but everything i post here, even genuine opinions and interests not attention seeking shit, would get me bullied hard irl kek

No. 241441

>>241412
That's scary, I'm glad nothing that bad ever happened to me. Once, a guy followed me through a huge part of the city by public transport and tried to hit on me once he managed to get past the barrier before I could reach my building without me noticing. When he asked me my phone number or my snapchat id I told me to fuck off and that I don't have a phone, and he just left and looked sad. I need to stop talking before thinking…

No. 241442

File: 1645382102637.png (214.65 KB, 735x633, 1487291334406.png)

>>241435
>Monsieur
Disgusting tard, you better crack an egg on it right now and call it a Madame or else I'll track your fucking IP address

No. 241443

>>241435
IT'S CROQUE MA'AM

No. 241446

>>241407
>Am I the only one who acts pretty much the same online and irl?
>keep some opinions to myself like being a TERF so I don't lose my job, but that's about it.
That's the same for me, but keep in mind that from the point of view of people who'd know me or you irl, that very small difference can completely change how they would perceive us and how they'll treat us.

There's also the fact that I like posting about specific series or games I like that my rl friends don't know or care about, I'd rather spare them my monologues about my favorite characters and episodes.

No. 241447

>>241407
I would say it's about half and half because I'm a lot quieter irl but I'm a lot more mischievous and less guarded online. I would say I'm insane on both accounts once you get to know me, but you have to get to know me first. My mistrust of IRL people far surpasses my desire to interact. I'm a lot more exuberant online. whereas irl I've been told I can seem standoffish. Also online I'm far more of an asshole who likes stirring shit. Crime of opportunity, anonymity allows you to be more of a cunt

No. 241448

I'm actually more polite online because people are sensitive, meanwhile our prof at the faculty of sciences openly used the word "retarded" kek

No. 241450

>>241438
i clowned so hard a few hours ago and i cannot take back my clownery, save me from my own self

No. 241454

Hello fellow time travelers i want to let you know that the site still isn't fixed yet.

No. 241457

My dad's gf and her daughter are watching Euphoria and I hear the daughter (she's like 30 or something) say "is she a dude? she has a bulge" ehehe

No. 241460

>>241457
>she's like 30 or something
i find people over 25+ watching euphoria to be strange…..

No. 241461

File: 1645383310684.jpeg (25.75 KB, 480x640, 1.jpeg)

Napoleonfags' morning routine

No. 241462

Someone tell me what the drama with EA/Sims and Russia is pls

No. 241463

>>241460
Yeah same but I guess they're on the first episode or first season considering the question regarding the bulge and troon status of hunter shitter

No. 241465

>>241457
im early 20's and i dont watch euphoria, i cant imagine being 30 and watching that garbage.

No. 241466


No. 241467

>>241460
I dont think so i could imagine a normie woman watching euphoria because shes bored its like the mean girls of our time, except it’s depressing and not funny

No. 241468

>>241457
the hate that I have for that show

No. 241469

>>241422
Larimar!

No. 241470

File: 1645383557209.jpeg (17.03 KB, 237x232, DEF0D12D-4379-4135-B9DD-099084…)

life is suffering

No. 241471

>>241461
Source? kek

No. 241472

>>241467
its more like mean girls is something of their time instead of euphoria. Also mean girls is way less graphic compared to euphoria,they're not even comparable.

No. 241473

>>241465
Me too, I had to leave the room because I don't want to see that hideous troon in motion

No. 241475

File: 1645383646575.png (3.37 MB, 1842x941, fucking pervert.png)

OK I was searching on wikimedia for the tag "costume" and scrolling just 10 seconds I noticed a fucking pervert spammed ity with his picture in his collection of playmate bunny costumes. Really disgusting how many did he post there to find this much. Moids are cancer

No. 241476

>>241472
Yes but i mean its whats trending in this current moment. Lots of people just mindlessly consume shows

No. 241477

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>>241442
Troons are so easy to clock. Think cracking an egg on top of your squarish, bulky figure is enough to pass as female? Think again, freak. I can see your cheese and ham peaking out from a mile away. You can squeeze your bread slices together as hard as you can, you will never be able to tuck in what makes you undoubtedly a croque monsieur. Lol. Some of them think smearing some béchamel on themselves will somehow make the world think of them as a woman. Stop trying. At the end of the day, on the menu, your name will be Croque Monsieur - with extra egg +1$.

No. 241478

>>241475
What's even worse is you even forgot to circle one

No. 241479


No. 241480

I grabbed sugar free choco syrup and it’s disgusting sadsadsadsad

No. 241481

>>241477
my sides

No. 241482

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>>241469
>best quality larimar jewelry usually costs somewhere between $10 - $20 per gram
you have expensive taste anon

No. 241488

kurzgesagt is such a bad channel information wise,the animations are well done but the writers are SHIT

No. 241489

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>>241305
It's a terrible anime that contains nothing but fanservice. Men whiteknight it saying that it's an UwU wholesome romance (which shows they never dated before) when there are actually good romance anime out there. All they care about is boobs and "UwU waifu". It's a terribly embarrassing anime, they even show that MC is a coomer that keeps having wet dreams about fucking MC and "teehee he woke up with a bober!!" scene.
If anyone fanboys over this anime, it's a massive redflag. I cant believe the industry keeps making garbage after garbage instead of something nice like Tsuki Ga Kirei and Nondame Cantabile. Anime industry died in late 2016.

No. 241490

TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LOUD I WISH THAT WE COULD LOSE THIS CROWD MAYBE IT'S BETTER THIS WAY WE'D HURT EACH OTHER WITH THE THINGS WE WANT TO SAY WE COULD'VE BEEN SO GOOD TOGETHER

No. 241491

>>241490
We could have been so good together, we could have lived this dance forever, but now, who's gonna dance with me? please stay~

No. 241494

>>241477
based terf gordon ramsay

No. 241495

File: 1645385326703.png (468.6 KB, 713x563, tumblr_e9edf8158fa2b81e8ef6ef9…)

Reminds me of the homemade dildo anon

No. 241496

>>241490
How did such a sweet soul die alone?? The world is cruel and unfair!!!

No. 241498

>>241495
I just use a different toothbrush attachment on my electric one and wrap a sock around it lol

No. 241501

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>>241491
IM NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN
GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT
NO RYTHM

No. 241507

File: 1645385994763.jpeg (102.62 KB, 640x480, 2.jpeg)

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 IS STARTING IN TEN MINUTES
https://cytu.be/r/farmmovienight
Subtitles will not be available for the second movie, no script required
(Google Drive blocked the second movie so I'm using Odysee)

No. 241512

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No. 241514

>>241462
>Someone tell me what the drama with EA/Sims and Russia is pls
EA claimed to be unable to publish the new Sims DLC in Russia because it features a same sex couple and they don't want to "compromise their beliefs to satisfy censorship"; after people complaining though they've suddenly realized they actually can do that.

No. 241516

>>241512
IM DYING KEK

No. 241517

>>241514
God I hate EA so much. I swear they only made a big deal about it so they wouldn't have to spend money advertising it kek.

No. 241518

>>241490
When people say they like Careless Whispers, are they serious or do they mean it in an ironic way?

No. 241519

>>241518
i'm serious about it… also listen to anita mui's cover of it it slaps

No. 241523

>>241518
At first it seems ironic then you realise you cant stop humming it then you realise its actually a pretty good song

No. 241524

>>241519
I also seriously like it (especially the Tamia cover), but I also got told more than just once or twice that I've got an atrocious taste in music, so I wanted to make sure.

No. 241525

>>241518
it's slapping hard, what do you meaaaan especially the part >>241490

No. 241528

>>241401
Raw fish is a literal Japanese staple, most Americans I know are grossed out by anything raw

No. 241531

File: 1645386961718.jpg (232.77 KB, 1180x600, 2(2).jpg)

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 IS STARTING NOW
https://cytu.be/r/farmmovienight

No. 241534

>>241528
Well sure but they have the most zoonoses of all developed countries

No. 241535

File: 1645387181998.jpg (50.55 KB, 403x367, 1256742.jpg)

>>241498
I use the handle of my milk frother. We are not the same.

No. 241536

Saw a bit more Euphoria on the tv, what I could surmise is that there's this nerdy girl whose life peaked when she was 11 because she had a boyfriend who would text her "sweet dreams" every night and now that she no longer has a boyfriend she must upload herself to PornHub for male attention. Literally who is this show for?

No. 241537

>>241536
It's for teenagers. To groom them.

No. 241545

>>241536
Pervy moids plus for grooming teens.

No. 241546


No. 241548

File: 1645387754378.jpeg (41.38 KB, 478x642, 7124CB7F-6F47-482A-B0E9-284161…)

It irks me when anons on here will cry about saying a cunt here or a whore there. Waaa waaa sexist words waaaaaaa I am so incredibly powerful that all words lose meaning as they leave my tongue. Whore cunt slut bitch chocolate pudding fag homosexual vanilla ice cream two cent scrote

No. 241554

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Someone give me imvu money so my character can be cool already

No. 241556

>>241548
you sound fat and mentally ill pissretard-chan

No. 241558

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No. 241560

>>241554
buy me fraises on transformice

No. 241562

>>241548
I fervently believe wars are for moids to go die in but if the war were against England id pick up the famas

No. 241563

i hope we go to war with russia so all of the moids can go fight and die

No. 241565

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>>241560
literally what the fuck is this

No. 241566

>>241562
dont reply to the scrote

No. 241567

Why the fuck couldn’t it be gossip boards that get broken??? I’m beyond fucked up that the unironic best fucking women spaces in the world got clapped. Explain why /ot/ and /m/ cant just be remade and start over arghhhh.

No. 241570

>>241565
It's a transformouse! I used to play that game but I didn't like being the shaman and I couldn't wall jump.

No. 241571

>>241566
Okay I’m tired of this. Just because I’m retarded doesn’t mean I’m a girl??????? Yes we exist

No. 241572

>>241567
It really sucks that there really isn't any other good female space to go to. At least not that I can think of.

No. 241574

>>241565
I miss this game so much. I used to go to the video rooms and play weird ass shit on youtube

No. 241577

>>241572
We would have to create a new site. Are there any knowledgable nonas here who would be able to make an alternative site?

No. 241579

>>241570
>>241574
Okay well now I’m sad that I genuinely didn’t know this game till now

No. 241580

>>241570
>>241574
Yesss I used to sit in the tribe house and watch music videos with people, I made a years long friendship that way. Man it took me like half a year to learn to wall jump. I miss old survivor.

No. 241582

>>241577
It’s too much work, any knowledgeable woman would be living out in the real world. I hope they’d be helping admin through this though.

No. 241583

>>241580
>>241579
The game is still available and free to play, we should have a lolcow transformice night in a new room one day if enough anons are interested

No. 241586

>>241583
Yeah I wouldn't mind checking out the game again I guess, for me it's been years and years since I played it and I didn't play for very long.

No. 241587

>>241566
Clearly your scrote radar isnt as sophisticated as mine

No. 241588

>>241583
I actually still play regularly so I'd be down

No. 241590

Anyone recommend some good japanese hip hop

No. 241593


No. 241594


No. 241595

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>>241593
Based fling posse enjoyer

No. 241596

>>241582
Surely we have some neets around who has the time to build a site. Although I hope LC stays up of course.

No. 241597

>>241593
>good japanese hip hop
>posts hypmic

kek

No. 241598

If the entire site goes dark tomorrow, what should be our plan of action? (Don’t tell me to go outside).

No. 241600

>>241597
I choose the most irrating song, hope you enjoyed ne neee onee-san

No. 241601

>>241597
Weebs are a special brand of retarded. Also I hate that people now think weeb refers to every anime fan so anons immediately go
>there's nothing wrong with liking anime hurr durr

No. 241603

>>241597
What did you expect from an imageboard?

No. 241604

>>241598
we meet up face-to-face at a dairy farm and proceed as normal. infighting will be settled in hand-to-hand combat. we can continue talking about cows (the actual physical cows on the farm!). if any moids show up they have to shovel the cow shit

No. 241609

What was the name of that music site where you could listen to or download music that other people uploaded, from about 7-10 years ago? I think it had shark in the name. It kept getting taken down at some point

No. 241610

File: 1645390226161.jpg (187.42 KB, 828x902, tumblr_252ee6ea65afb4022f81ced…)

Fuck you.
>make transformice account after who knows how many years
>it puts me in a lobby
>first thing i see?
>"trans doggo"
>"trandog"

No. 241611

>>241601
I'm not even into Hypmic but I'm glad it made you seethe

No. 241612

File: 1645390292553.png (16.42 KB, 114x51, afasd.PNG)

>>241601
Remember when weeb referred to only the most embarrassing yaoi-paddle swinging, everyone glomping at cons, "it's manga, not comic!!!" screeching otakus that would get posted on weeb story wordpress blogs?

No. 241613

>>241609
Grooveshark?

No. 241617

>>241612
NLOW kek

No. 241620

Samefagging
>trans colored transformouse
>it wont shut up
No.

No. 241621

>>241611
>>241617
This is literally that pic an anon posted yesterday
>HURRDURR I AM RETARDED
>Um no I was just pretending, imma ebin troll

No. 241623

I just deep cleaned the entire kitchen and even scrubbed that filthy air-fryer I barely use and every other appliance until they're sparkling brand new and IMMEDIATELY as I sit down this fat lazy subhuman piece of shit moid gets up and makes shitty frozen food in the machine. Shit isn't even fully dry yet. Couldn't even give it a few hours before you're making another mess you wont clean up. I hate scrotes so much its unreal I swear to god every single one who was has never learnt basic life skills like cooking and cleaning up after themselves needs to get put in a firing line. Selfish pieces of fucking shit. Living your whole life with someone always doing something for you I fucking WISH I had that novelty.

No. 241624

>>241577
>>241572
>>241567
Let's migrate to fujochan's /ot/ and crystal.cafe's /b/ I guess

No. 241625

>>241621
I'm one of the people you replied to and I didn't post the song, I saw the reaction and found it hilarious
Keep seething though, you take these things way too seriously

No. 241626

>>241620
Kek what is it saying?

No. 241627

i wish i could make a replacement site. i'm autistic enough and have enough time, but i don't know anything about actually making websites.

No. 241629

>>241627
learn to code then

No. 241631

>>241624
NTA but, CC users wouldn't appreciate all the retarded infighting so I'd recommend Fujochan to give it some much needed activity

No. 241632

>>241631
All miners do is fight though

No. 241633

>>241610
KEK so sorry that happened nona.

No. 241634

>>241632
Their fights are more autistic with less feeling because autistic moids

No. 241635

File: 1645391276883.png (43.97 KB, 256x256, 100026.png)

>>241625
Cope, seethe, dilate, malding moid. Hehe, I said it last so I win.

No. 241636

>>241631
I bet that if we migrated to fujochan that would be a lot of holier than thou anons claiming to be better than the regulars cause they'd only use /ot/

No. 241637

>>241631
Fujos are cucks though, I don't wanna visit a site for them.

No. 241639

>>241637
It already began and we didn't even have to migrate
Also they have a yumejo board.

No. 241640

>>241637
Fujos and yumejos are cousins so idk why we have to fight

No. 241642

>>240433
Yes, definitely.

No. 241645

>>241640
I'm not a yume, they're creepy for pretending a ficitonal character is alive (at least that's how the nips do it). I still find faghags dumb.

No. 241647

>>241643
>cartoon porn site

No. 241649

Honestly I feel like a hypocrite for saying all cc users do is fight because all lolcow users do is fight too kek

No. 241650

>>241635
I want to learn japanese just to understand what these cute horses are talking about fuuuuuck

No. 241651

>>241640
Well in the first place they named it "Fujochan"

>>241636
Ok just migrate there if you're ok with fujo/yumejo shit so that you can probably post in the other boards, and if not just stay here I guess (or go to CC)

>>241632
rarely happens outside of the PP thread (mostly because of obvious scrotes/pick-mes/tradthots) and some other big/controversial topic threads

No. 241653

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Unpopular opinion: get rid of the drama/lolcow boards and keep /g/, /ot/, /m/

No. 241655

>>241653
I don't think this place is for you.

No. 241657

>>241649
Fighting is just basic internet culture honestly. Any comment section or forum anywhere has infighting and drama. It's unavoidable unfortunately. People say things they wouldn't usually say face to face online. And impulsively.

No. 241658

Good ass doc

No. 241659

>>241653
I agree those are the boards worthy of keeping.
But then there would be no lolcows on lolcow though.

No. 241660

This is actually the perfect chance to breathe life into fujochan

No. 241661

>>241660
No thank you, too niche. Most of us aren't into that.

No. 241662

>>241661
Then don't use it?

No. 241664

>>241655
Calm down shayna tard you can’t obsess over her forever

>>241659
It would be more cozy and less trolls migrating from the drama boards to the general ones. It would also cull the newfags as contrary to popular belief I see more non-integration on /snow/ more than the other non-drama boards.

No. 241665

>>241653
this just might be one of the dumbest takes i've seen on lc and i don't even visit the drama boards anymore.

No. 241669

>>241665
>key word: anymore

you were still a filthy /snow/ dweller

No. 241671

>>241668
True, at least anons here don't fight over boobs for 6 months kek

No. 241672

>>241669
Non autists move on from snow once the cows dry up. Autists will continue to sperg and write essays on why some 1X sized bitch is LITERALLY DEATHFAT SHE'S GOING TO DIE LOL FAT FAT FAT

No. 241674

>>241654
Nah I meant
>why the fuck would you visit a degen cartoob porn site

No. 241676

>come home for lunch
>roomate is microwaving her stinky food
>oh good, kitchen will be free soon
>run a 20 minute errand
>come back
>roomate comes out and starts cooking another full ass meal

I hate this fat fucking bitch always hogging the kitchen and leaving her dishes in the sink. Rank fucking bitch I need to eat I have shit to do

>>241653
Do that and watch this place die like CC.

No. 241678

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What was that model from playgirl’s name? I remember that he was buff, tall and had long black hair, kinda like pic rel. I remember there being an article where he was being interviewed, where ,when we had being introduced, I remember him being described as having ‘7 inches of trouser action’. When he was asked what he’d do on a date, he suggested a picnic, and he talk a lot about dedicating himself to women and female pleasure like he was the terminator or something

No. 241679

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I grudgingly bought a bluetooth speaker for a lot of money bc it was the cheapest one available in my local store. Holy shit anons, I held it in my hands to push the sound test button and it felt like my ears had an orgasm.

I feel like my whole world is shook and I may never go back "eh it's sound whatevs" sound quality ever again

No. 241682

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>>241678
omg husbando

No. 241683

>>241678
2-2x-kun..?!

No. 241685

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>>241678
Peter Steele, the one and only.

No. 241686

Constantly scolding my cat to stop sitting on my lap while I’m eating at the table and she still continuously does it every time. One time I even put my hand out to block her as she jumped and she rammed her head into my hand yet she still doesn’t learn. Is she dumb or does she just not give a fuck?

No. 241687

>>241653
just don't browse or acknowledge the drama boards

No. 241688

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High School Musical 3 is starting in 10 minutes!!
this is the best one heh
https://cytu.be/r/farmmovienight

No. 241691

My confession is that I wish I was a weeb. Id have so much more in common with people and more options for friends.

No. 241692

>>240604
Not a single thread on /p*l/ yesterday, fucking weird.

No. 241693

>>241690
KEK

No. 241694

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No. 241695

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No. 241696

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I truly miss nemu so much. I hope she'll return one day, but I doubt it'll happen at this point

No. 241698

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>>241683
will u accept

No. 241701

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Doing grilled kirimochi with sweet and savory miso sauce today

No. 241702

>>241695
why'd they take away the last guy's pillow lmao

No. 241703

>>241696
she was fucking foul, some cows need to stay offline

No. 241704

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>>241685
Kek why would you fall for that photoshopped pic of him? Here’s his real neanderthal face, grug OOO OO AAAH AHH he’s so fucking ugly. Why is he built like a fucking pitbull? Why is he built like an amish man? Disgusting taste anon, get better taste

No. 241705

I think Andrew Eldritch was hotter than Pete Steele, there I said it.

No. 241707

>>241704
post this to the mtf thread with no context see what they say KEK

No. 241708

I want /m/ back

No. 241709

>>241701
wow that looks good nonnie

No. 241710

>>241704
Sure, but I think he is older in your pic. He got fatter when he got older.

Here is a nice song and video for those who don't know of Type o Negative.

No. 241711

I'm so used to the containment threads that I will have to adjust to /ot/ and /m/ opening back up IF THEY EVER DO

No. 241712

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>>241705
This is the hot man in question. Thai is the hot man in question. Put down your toast toast water beans and chips fairy bread sandwich salad (mmm me excellent british cuisine). God I hate eurofags die die die die die

No. 241715

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High School Musical 3 is starting now!!
https://cytu.be/r/farmmovienight

No. 241719

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>>241703

I don't disagree with you, she did a lot of awful things and was into some nasty shit but something about her presence and art always fascinated me

She seems to have a weird attraction for a lot of people regardless, you either get it or you don't

No. 241720

>>241698
NTA but y-yes

No. 241721

>>241710
kek at all the insecure men negging under the second top comment. cope seethe

No. 241722

>>241712
I still find him hot here. Sorry

No. 241723

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>>241698
Why arent men like this real

No. 241725

>>241719
I think the nemu nostalgia has been coming up more because all the cows on this site are so boring nowadays.

No. 241728

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>>241725

God yeah. I'm so tired of people considering boring shit like pronouns or mildly "problematic" ships to make an artist worthy of lolcow status, where's the legitimately talented yet strange people anymore?

No. 241731

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>241705
Holy shit, so much (musical) good taste itt right now.

No. 241733

>>241729
anon you’re psychoanalyzing me because I’m slowly turning into nemu but without her disgusting unfathomable fetishes but falling in love with loser/ugly/weird incelcharacters

No. 241735

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>>241729
>lull themselves to sleep with nightly fantasies of them puking
haha who would do that, am i right..

No. 241737

>>241729
I want to say don't lump matsu fans in with weird fetishes and fans of fat ugly characters but I feel like I'm going to get made fun of anyways.

No. 241739

In lieu of the news thread:

https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny-audrey-lumer-subway-death-homlesss-20220220-wurmqc2g3rfh3drewlcfu5l27y-story.html

>lady had a business, it failed and she was evicted

>moved in with her father, father left and she didn't pay rent and was evicted again
>lived homeless in the subway
>brother, who lives on the upper east side, said she needed to get help but did not seem to offer her any help
>she's now dead

The sickest thing is this line at the bottom of the article.

>“A lot of people need help,” said Steven, who buried his sister in Staten Island last week. “She wanted to be a famous artist. And you know what? Maybe her story gives her that.”


Fuck moids. You know your sister was mentally ill, she was probably "harassing" you and your family because she was mentally ill with zero support and you basically tell her to fuck off and go to the city for help. She isn't allowed to try and depend on the only family she has left in the city? Her only family left who lives in the fucking upper east side of all places? You couldn't help get her in touch with city resources if your stingy ass didn't want to offer anything else? Now she's dead.

No. 241740

File: 1645395422636.gif (6.14 MB, 640x640, F907428D-DCAD-4EE7-A710-291537…)

It's all so pointless, ah, but it's not though is it?
It's really real and when you feel it, you can really feel it
Grab somebody that you love
Grab anyone who needs to hear it
And shake 'em by the shoulders, scream in their face
Death is coming for us all, but not today
Today you're living it, hey, you're really feeling it
Give it everything you've got knowing that you can't take it with you
And all you ever needed to exist has always been within you

No. 241741

>>241739
I wanna a-log so bad. Hope the woman's in a better place now. This just goes to show that no men is worth trusting, even if he's your family.

No. 241742

>>241740
Is that Billie Eylish?

No. 241743

>>241691
Went through that phase nona. One of the worst of my life. It lasted for way too long. Now I feel like a stunted woman child who consumed a bunch of content aimed at creepy old men. Don't do it.

No. 241744

>>241741
I looked him up and another article says that he's a financial director. He didn't let her stay with him because he didn't have a place for her or something? The other article is worded a little weird. Either way, I hope one day he will get a taste of his own medicine when everything falls apart around him and his own support system abandons him.

No. 241745

>>241739
lmao fuck steven

No. 241746

My conspiracy tinfoil: That some of the anons who go into blind rage to defend the admins are actually jannys too coward to reply in farmhand and reply in anon instead.
Why else blindly defend admin anytime some anon criticizes them?
weird.

No. 241749

>>240551
I think all men are ugly why are you being such an idiot trying to cause infighting. They are all ugly and low-brow scrotes, the only attractive man is a dead one that everyone forgets.

No. 241750

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>>241695
Aw, I love how they gave Genjiro chan the much needed support for his monster titties

>>241702
Because he's literally and figuratively a bastard

No. 241751

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>>241721
Idk, I like this one

No. 241756

File: 1645396410294.png (2.63 MB, 2000x1600, LC drawing room-Magical Girl.p…)

Board has been cleared. This board's theme was Magical Girl. Some amazing work here! I'd summon 2X-tan too if I could! New theme is winter/end of winter. Let's use these last days of February to indulge our love of the cozy, the warm, the cold! Draw anything winter vibes.
https://aggie.io/nypffaequn

No. 241757

>>241698
as a class A monster fucker I find this very cute.

No. 241759

>>241756
I'm loving the board-tan drawings and the lucky cat is so cute!

No. 241761

I unironically love the unwanted facial genre

No. 241762

>>241756
can you erase that annoying moid bait text it’s getting in the way of my drawing kek

No. 241764

>>241756
I love these. Make sure you have all of them saved for eternity.

No. 241765

>>241764
nta but I'm gonna archive all our temp /ot/ threads

No. 241767

>>241764
I keep saving them all!

No. 241768

>>241103
Doesn't pretty much everyone masturbate? What is so cringe about that?

No. 241769

>>241749
You deliberately enter threads you don't like and then start rage posting about what other anons like, you are the retard here

No. 241771

>>241653
I've also been thinking about this but then what would the site be called? Would it keep its original name despite not having lolcow boards anymore? If the site's name changes then its users will hate it. Maybe keep 1 drama/gossip board and make it the main one to not have to change the name. On the other hand, if a different imageboard was made to migrate /m/, /ot/ and /g/ not everyone would want to move and there would be an important decrease in activity for those boards. Also scrote raiders would target it more because it would be known as "a new female-only imageboard".

No. 241772

>>241661
>too niche
I don't get this, isn't BL super popular in many fandoms? Why would a BL imageboard be "too niche"? Besides the fact that it's an imageboard (just like this one)

No. 241773

>>241653
go make your own site ffs

No. 241775

>>241682
Nah Peter Steele is actually hot

No. 241777

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meow meow meow meow meow meow……

No. 241778

>>241772
Too niche to be an alternative to lc.

No. 241779

>>241775
>implying you wouldnt fuck nathan explosion

No. 241781

>>241710
What kind of sheltered basement dweller doesn't know type o?

No. 241782

Twice this year I've got messages from men I know saying they really like my armpit hair and asking for a pic. I don't go out of my way to show it, I just don't shave. Stop fucking sexualizing me reeeeee

No. 241783

>>241779
Yes, but he doesn't look like Pete Steele. People on here think every metalhead with long black hair is Nathan Explosion irl kek that's just wrong

No. 241784

>>241707
kek nonnie comedy genius

No. 241787

>>241781
people who listen to EDM

No. 241792

>>241782
Men are subhuman, sorry that you have to go through that just because you don't shave (wtf they will even fetishize something that mundane).

>>241658
I'm watching it right now nona, it's very good!

>>241729

You're way too obsessed with this shit and yet you miss the entire point of why those women like those characters

No. 241793

anons which is safer: a incubi boyfriend or a human boyfriend?

No. 241796

I don't want to cry at work
I don't want to cry
but I feel so hopeless
so fucking hopeless
I wish I'd just drop so somebody knew something was fucking wrong, but my body won't give out on me

No. 241799

Walked in, smooth operator hit your mark
I'm gettin' LOCO LOCO
Oh gosh, pure shot of poison to my heart
I'm gettin' LOCO LOCO

I'm trapped and there's no way out
Surrounded by my thoughts of ya
I think I'm a little obsessed
I feel like I was born to love ya

SOS for this kitty
Fresh like rain when I'm thirsty
Gon' lock you down I got my eye on you, yellow
Feeling the fuego tonight, come and fan the flame

It's too late, want you so bad, I decided not to fight it
Can't contain it anyway 'cause you got me blinded

Such a rush, you're making me lose my mind
You got me like CRAY-CRAY-CRAZY in love
What you doing to me
Can't get off this bad roller coaster ride
You got me like CRAY-CRAY-CRAZY in love
I'm addicted, outta control

I'm gettin' LOCO LOCO
I'm gettin' LOCO LOCO oh

So tell me what's your intention
I'm tripping when I know you playing with my emotions
I keep on going back and forth, it's hell then heaven
Pushing me right to the edge of broken
So dangerous, so, so, so dangerous, uh oh
Ain't the type to risk it all
But you got me acting irrational

Oasis for this kitty
So stay, I need you next to me
Break down my defences, I don't wanna fight it

Such a rush, you're making me lose my mind
You got me like CRAY-CRAY-CRAZY in love
What you doing to me
Can't get off this bad roller coaster ride
You got me like CRAY-CRAY-CRAZY in love
I'm addicted, outta control

LOCO

I'm gettin' LOCO-LOCO-CO
I'm gettin' LOCO-LOCO-CO-oh-oh-oh
I'm gettin' LOCO-LOCO-CO
I'm gettin' LOCO-LOCO-CO-oh-oh-oh

Love that rush, you're making me lose my mind
You got me like CRAY-CRAY-CRAZY in love
What you doing to me
Can't get off this bad rollercoaster ride
You got me like CRAY-CRAY-CRAZY in love
I'm addicted, outta control

I'm gettin' LOCO LOCO
I'm gettin' LOCO LOCO

No. 241802

>>241796
Cry at work, what's stopping you? Go to the toilet, have a good, solid cry, wash your face and come back.

No. 241805

File: 1645399662372.gif (4.47 MB, 498x273, sushichaeng-jake-enhypen-dog.g…)

It's beautiful and magical
My glittering vision is a diamond
In a world without rules
Everything's upside down

Turning up the party, now
My feet are up in the sky, wow
People are ha ha, high
In my ears, la la, loud

You're dazzling, Baby
This light, Shining
We're in love with this carnival

I'm actually scared
The world is drunk in a swirling glass
My burning heart is it the end
But I just wanna stay

I can feel it, my head is in a Daze Daze Daze
I'm addicted to it, Replay Play Play
As you wish
Go on until you reach it
Locked up in the Carnival wow wow

Again, my heart is in a Daze Daze Daze
Can't control my body dance dance dance
This sweet scent
Red fangs too
Enjoy, this Carnival wow wow

Mmm call me from across the border
Everything changes, everything is falling apart
I reach over the locked door
Pain welcomes me, a feast of thirst

I'm actually scared
I'm not familiar with my reflection in the mirror
The poor truth behind this mask
But I never escape

I can feel it, my head is in a Daze Daze Daze
I'm addicted to it, Replay Play Play
As you wish
Go on until you reach it
Locked up in the Carnival wow wow

Again, my heart is in a Daze Daze Daze
Can't control my body dance dance dance
This sweet scent
Red fangs too
Enjoy, this Carnival wow wow

The light that was given to me
The flames of the torch, Ah
Until I become the owner, Imma ride

I can feel it, my head is in a Daze Daze Daze
I'm addicted to it, Replay Play Play
As you wish
Go on until you reach it
Locked up in the Carnival wow wow

Again, my heart is in a Daze Daze Daze
Can't control my body dance dance dance
This sweet scent
Red fangs too
Enjoy, this Carnival wow wow

I wake myself up
Burn my heart
Fulfill my dreams

No. 241806

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Out of the non-cow boards why the fuck did it have to be /g/ that still works?

No. 241807

>>241805
I’m starting to get desensitized to it

No. 241810

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Authorized personnel only here back-door

No. 241811

>>241803
NTA but that's the appeal for me, they're endearing and helpless.
Personally I think being obsessed with rape yaoi in middle school and being a tomboy who got along with male nerds my age was a huge contributing factor. But even way before that I think I was already attracted to nerd type characters (the smart kind). So I guess I just find pathetic guys cute. Thankfully I know that they're rarely that cute in real life and I hate incels so my tastes are mostly restricted to fictional characters.

No. 241813

>>241810
if you want to be authorized (knock knock)

No. 241815

>>241809
Sorry, it's just that your post sounded like you were shaming others for liking "ugly" guys like in the "men you want to fuck" threads. Yeah, I find it fascinating as well and I wish that sort of stuff was talked about more, but not from a "these women are mentally ill because they like men who aren't 10/10 models" angle.

No. 241817

do you think elle degeneres is an lc lurker

No. 241818

Ok fuck this shit i want the vent thread kek

No. 241819

>>241810
thought this was hunter schaffer

No. 241820

my friend is obsessed with kdrama and kpop to an absolutely absurd degree. it's literally all she talks about and she even cancels plans/avoids me to watch kdrama. I tried to be supportive but god, we are 24 years old and it's pathetic listening to her talk about whatever guys from bts endlessly like she is a child. is she ever going to get over this shit or do I need to end our friendship?

No. 241822

the schadenfreude I get from seeing my moid friend break up with his gf….

No. 241826

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I used to think complaints about crazed tranny mods was just hyperbole on " certain anonymous image boards" until I got a "warning" for shitposting pic related.

No. 241832

>>241826
Kek did you get a reason?

No. 241833

>>241818
is it time to go ahead and remake /ot/ threads in /g/? doesn't seem like posting issues will be fixed anytime soon….

No. 241840

>>241822
Why tho?

No. 241844

File: 1645401624250.webm (2.74 MB, 1280x720, 1641274567790.webm)

>Only now realize both /ot/ and /m/ are down
>The only boards I go on

No. 241845

>>241844
Cute webm

No. 241847

The rez is fucked. How did I go to school with 4 people who ended up charged with murder in a k-12 school of 150 kids

No. 241848

>>241762
Nta, but is it still there? I just went on the board and saw something that says "big bald headed bitch alert" but I wasn't sure if that was it lmao

No. 241849

>>241847
wtf what happened?

No. 241851

>>241756
The Sailor Moo is so cute lmao, I was hoping someone would draw her. I love the Magician Elsie as well.

No. 241852

>>241837
I agree, there's a lot of stuff we don't know or haven't researched about female sexuality in general imo

No. 241854

>>241802
I did
I just feel weak after that

No. 241857

>>241650
Neigh-Chan

No. 241858

>>241653
I would agree however I think the misconception that lolcow is just a drama site helps keep some moids away, whereas most 4chan moids know that CC is basically a "female 4chan" and that attracts them because they're aware there's more discussion than just cows. I may be wrong but I feel in many ways it's a protective layer.

I keep updated on some /snow/ and /w/ cows but only when I'm bored. /ot/ and /m/ are what I'm here for, because I don't know of another site where I can just anonymously talk to other mostly terf women. I don't use CC because I always thought there were too many moids/trannies.

No. 241859

>>241849
It's been over the span of 15 years that these happened but idk people mostly getting drunk and fighting but one was a murder-suicide

No. 241860

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Damn knowing the first part of the thread was infighting about how ugly my art is kinda hurts, but i didn't like it that much either. Its not like i picked it out or anything i just wanted to contribute even if it wasn't that great of a contribution from my part.

No. 241861

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No. 241862

>>241658
I love when good docs get posted, gives me something to watch when I'm bored

No. 241863

>>241676
CC died because the mods/admins don't care and they have more scrote raids than we do, not because there's no cows

No. 241864

>>241860
It's not ugly, don't be a goof

No. 241866

>>241860
Don't be sad anon, those anons just wanted to infight and be negative about something, and I guess the thread pic is just what they chose. Your art was good and it matches the site right now, that's why I chose it for the thread pic.

No. 241868

>>241718
Kurt Cobain was so fucking attractive. Shame he was a retarded druggie and horrible father.

No. 241869

>>241860
Don't feel bad, anon. I'm sure those were just posters trying to cause drama because they're bored af. I think your drawing is very cute and it embodies our current situation very well lol also 5/5 stars for including Lain and Miku with our board-tan, they would be great friends.

No. 241870

>>241860
If it helps you feel any better nonnie, I was the one who originally requested for it to be a thread pic because I really like it. It's funny and very fitting to lolcow and these threads. I think you did good. It's fine not to like something but those anons were overly rude.

No. 241871

>>241860
They are jealous anon. You can see that clearly in their posts. There is no reason to hate on that drawing, only jealousy.

No. 241872

Id like the og creator of 2x tan to chime in on his height, weight, and zodiac sign

No. 241873

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No. 241874

>>241860
Ignore them. I really like it. Almost all images of Elsie are farming related so it was interesting to see her in another environment and you did a good job.

No. 241878

>>241860
Cheer up anon, many of us find it cute.

No. 241880

New thread >>>/g/241875

No. 241881

>>241872
Seconded, I also want to know the exact dimensions of his sexy pecs.

No. 241889

>>240194
>>241864
>>241866
>>241869
>>241870
>>241871
>>241874
>>241878
Thank you anons, id share my empanadas with you if i could. See ya

No. 241896

>>241284
im so late but i think hair like this is gross nearly every time ive seen it irl. its always the thinnest fucking hair youve ever seen and only worn by maladjusted adult horse girls. at my last job there was this chick who was turbo autistic and she was SO proud of her ass-length hair

No. 242386

>>241284
ugly, shapeless, gets weird looking easily. all hair looks better with shaping. tends to look trashy irl

No. 242392

>>242386
Ok bald-chan



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