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No. 287864

A thread made specifically for the lust nonnas have for nerdy guys, 3D and 2D welcomed. Post your fictional or celebrity nerdy crushes.

No. 287865

Ok faggot

No. 287866

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finally a thread for my type of degeneracy

here are some questions to keep the thread going

>who's your favourite nerdy guy in media?

>what kind of nerd do you like?
>glasses or no glasses?

No. 287868

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also dumping some art

No. 287870

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gone but not forgotten

No. 287871

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No. 287874

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dump more please
everyone else welcomed to participate

No. 287876

I used to tag along with his live streams everyday while I studied too. He's ugly cute and his cat is freaking beautiful too.

No. 287877

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No. 287878

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god he's so hot

No. 287879

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i miss the EC threads on 4chan, it was hilarious to take something men related to and ruin it for them with the yumejo bean

No. 287880

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No. 287881

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I need to watch Peacemaker, do it for him

No. 287883

Thank you for this thread nonnie. Praying there's no infighting that comes from non-believers.
I'll have to think about the first one more but I'll answer the rest
>what kind of nerd do you like?
I like the silent, serious, calculating types with a soft side. Skinny is a must. I have a soft spot for bird phenotype guys too, like big nose and poor posture.
Some chubby shy guys can be nice too. But I have hard limits when anything gets into gross neckbeard territory. Overall I think I prefer smart and sophisticated over like gamer/anime/comic book guy nerd.
>glasses or no glasses?
Glasses, always.

No. 287884

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I want to fuck Dwight from The Office US, he makes me unbelievably horny every time he's on screen, so I went to AO3 to find a severe lack of x reader fanfic, but the only fic there is so so so so good: https://archiveofourown.org/works/13101381?view_adult=true
I hope the nonny from the previous unconventional attractions thread sees this (the one who asked me to elaborate on how I'd dom Dwight).
>glasses or no glasses?
Glasses, always. Although there are some rare exceptions where I'll like a nerdy guy without them, but usually they just look too plain to me. The glasses add a lot of sex appeal, which is why I think I have an actual glasses fetish, also, I have very specific tastes in glasses.

No. 287885

samefag by calculating I don't mean it in the sociopathic way, just big thinkers. Also, goofy nerds are fun too.

No. 287886

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he's everything nonnas

No. 287887

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Hope he's allowed itt. More of a geek than a nerd I reckon. The IRL husbando thread is too intimidating

No. 287888

Geeks, nerds and weebs allowed 100%

No. 287889

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I also like Toby (I don't know if you consider him "nerdy" enough for this thread though, but he has the vibe), I loved this scene with my two favorite characters so much, I forgot what episode this is thought because I don't watch that trash anymore

No. 287890

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Nerdfucker thread is the best crush thread period.

No. 287891

Great. I love how quickly this thread is moving, keep it up nonas!

No. 287892

Another question. Preferred nerd body type?

No. 287893

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Forgot pic

No. 287894

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have you watched parks and rec nonnie? I think its by the same people that did The office(but its actually funny). I know Ben is a hot guy IRL but they wrote him to be such a cute nerdy guy its sooo cute.

No. 287895

Skinnyfat, it just looks so cute and pathetic I love it so much

No. 287896

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>I Got My Fashion Sense From Video Games (And You Can, Too!)
How is this not perfection??

No. 287897

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Scott is the peak nerdy male performance. I am glad he didnt hit the wall yet, its gonna be sad to see him become James Rolfe 2
Skinny and Skinnyfat

No. 287898

>I think its by the same people that did The office(but its actually funny).
rofl yeah that's what I've heard. I haven't watched it but I'm planning to.

No. 287900

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Top 10 things I love in my nerdy men
2.Constantly talking about his interests for hours
3.Sloppy beard
4.Nerdy shirts
5.Always hyped for videogames or music
6.Needs glasses
7.Oblivious, yet smart
8.Well mannered
10.Always horny and cums fast

What's your list nonna??

No. 287901

>nerdy guy crush thread
>men in glasses: the thread

No. 287903

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James Rolfe was so fucking hot when he was young.. truly the tragedy of the 10's
Not all men with glasses are nerds and not all nerdy men wear glasses nonna

No. 287904

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you just reminded me this absolutely sexy wild beast exists, dayum

nah, it takes more than wearing glasses to be a true nerd

No. 287905

>Not all men with glasses are nerds and not all nerdy men wear glasses nonna
Post a nerd thirst-trap without glasses then, I dare you!

No. 287906

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this scene… yessssssssssss. Had to pause the movie to take a break kek.

No. 287907

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they choose such a meh looking moid to be Dave, i like the comic version more

No. 287908

No. 287909

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he's my crush

No. 287910

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haha, YES

No. 287911

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I have a folder dedicated solely to pictures of hot 2D and 3D men in glasses (some women as well), I also have a youtube playlist dedicated solely to videos of men in glasses that I found even slightly hot.

lol hi there

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No. 287913

you need to dump some of that nonny

No. 287914

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I will.. very soon

No. 287915

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this and picrel isn't what most ppl here would consider "hot" so this isn't part of the dump lol
related, am I the only one who found this stupid comic hot? kek

No. 287916

that comic gets reposted to death on scott the woz's twitter. His fanbase is so autistic

No. 287917

I got horny reading that, fuck

No. 287918

we need more evil nerds in this thread

No. 287920

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Bill is the most evil you can get tbh

No. 287921

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No. 287922

me right now itt

No. 287923

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I'm not even into EC but I want to beat him up so bad. I loved that one greentext.

No. 287925

I want to bully a nerd and step on his balls

No. 287926

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No. 287927

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12 year old me had good taste tbh. elite

who’s the actual artist of these? I see her stuff posted all the time

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No. 287931

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Rick Moranis was so cute, it's always cute/funny how they paired him with taller girls

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No. 287933

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Spengler is a top-tier husbando. RIP

No. 287934

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Posting evil nerds. I remember having the hots for him when I read Saiyuki

No. 287935

Not a chessfag, but chess moids would fit here perfectly I think.

No. 287936

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I need to have sex with a 1970s guy with long hair and glasses as much as i need water

No. 287937

The pointy nose+round glasses combo gets me every time

No. 287938

We were born in le wrong generation, nerdy men these days have either too normie fashion sense and get zoomer haircuts and glasses, or become troons (and they're all terminally online porn addicts)

No. 287939

Oh Egon! One of my first crushes. I love bespectacled scientists and doctors.

No. 287940

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>spinoff never
he was my nerd husbando when i was an autistic teen, it feels so long ago now

No. 287941

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Linking to some good posts from the shameful fetishes thread:

No. 287943

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anyone else really into Npesta?

No. 287944

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No. 287946

what is this from? such a beautiful face…

No. 287947

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You know you have real megane brainrot when seeing this makes you horny

No. 287948

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Also posting the other two

No. 287949

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No. 287950

it’s jeffrey combs in reanimator

No. 287951

NTA but I'm pretty sure it's Herbert West from Re-Animator

No. 287952

who? i like the hairstyle though

No. 287953

70s style moids were peak male performance. Everything after that went to shit.

No. 287954

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Yes, he has great hair. He's a Geometry Dash streamer, I only know about him because of that meme where he gets autistically excited about beating a level and I thought he was really hot.

No. 287955

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need to watch this anime

No. 287958

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Thought of one

No. 287959

wow he looks 13 but is my age, weird to see a zoomer moid not look like a balding father of 3 at 20

No. 287960

i dont even care about this game but damn his lisp is cute

No. 287963

no but he has really nice hair for a guy. i also appreciate the layers. rare that men lean into layers. they really should because often their hair looks too thin when grown out

No. 287966

> I come before you today as a man who has finally purchased two weeks’ worth of quality underwear (two weeks’ worth is important: I might neglect my laundry)
I just read the whole article and I am literally speechless. I don't know what to say, but I have never laughed and cringed so hard, so frequently, and so close together in my life. Is it a joke? It can't be real. I feel like I have autism from just reading it.

No. 287969

I think I have a lot of overlap with your tastes nonna. Only exception is that I enjoy comic/anime/gamer nerds too, if they're cute. Those types are especially bully-able.

No. 287970

He talks like this all the fucking time so yes it's real

No. 287971

this computer nerd is really cute, not the best at giving computer advice but if you want your advice comming from a britbong twig looking ass he's got you

No. 287975

Extremely hot math teacher

No. 287976

Cute chubby nerd doing a cool trick

No. 287977

I only watched this youtuber once or twice but he appears shirtless at the end of this video

No. 287978

This video had already been posted in an unconventional male attractions thread

No. 287980

Frank Miller as a cute (and scared) scientist in Robocop 2

No. 287981

He appears here again (and dies) but he looks so cute when he's scared

No. 287985

I don't know anything about this moid or the game he plays, I just found this clip accidentally. I thought his passionate reaction was very hot lol.

You were so right, he's very cute, 8/10 I'd watch for entertainment

No. 287989

Several cute nerds in this Etika interview

No. 287990

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Opinions on the Green brothers?

No. 287993

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I dont know much about them but I hate rich moids and I never read that guy's book anyway.
The only rich nerdy moid I want to fuck is young Bill Gates tbh

No. 287995

you just want to have sex with the devil at this point

No. 287996

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Sans' Dad is a pretty cool nerd

No. 287999

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HANK ONLY. I literally ran to this thread to post hank LOL. I feel like nerd lusting is a slippery slope, I like nerds but so many irl are just so fucking disgusting. I digress, I love hank's hair in this pic… its the ideal male hair style in my opinion. I feel bad but a coworker of mine is dating a lanky guy with hair like this and I'm so attracted to him. When is it my turn.

No. 288000

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Oh trust me, I hate the guy with all my soul, but there's something about him (when he was young, at least) that I can't help but find pathetic and hot.

No. 288002

samefag but I feel like I could beat him up. ugh

No. 288008

We really don't need a millionth variation of "I wanna fuck this guy"

No. 288011

are you talking about individual posts or threads?

No. 288018

Threads. This fits just fine into the unconventional attractions thread.

No. 288019

This thread is for any and all nerdy male crushes that are 2D, 3D, fictional, real, conventional or unconventional (though most are the latter), with a bit of the "fetishes you're ashamed of" thread mixed in

No. 288020

Oh boy here they come

No. 288023

It's American sleeping hours, we'll see what happens in a couple hours when most of the userbase starts to wake up and they see this thread kek

No. 288028

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Anyway posting the ultimate childhood nerdy guy crush

No. 288034

It's so fucking retarded when anons come and complain about a thread when it's clear everyone else is having fun with it. We don't want to clog the fucking unconventional attraction thread.

No. 288041

skinny shy nerdy guys are the best type of men. I would only date this type but it's not easy to find them kek.

No. 288059

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I think he looks really cute here but with that face I don't want to fuck him. I want to hug him and pinch his cheeks

No. 288097

Youtube tech guys are often so cute. Probably posted these in other threads before but I don't care! I like seeing the (nerdy) lust for life these nerd men have… I want to siphon it out of them.

This is my favorite hairstyle for men but they have to be cute enough to pull it off.

No. 288098

Yes!! I posted him in the unconventional thread.

No. 288100

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Samefag, Stuff Made Here is also cute. Fun that with vs. without glasses is a whole different experience.

No. 288108

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pointcrow!!! i usually dont like nerdy guys but his voice is so cute although he aesthetically borders on not-nerdy. i love his fucked up nose and thin lips kek

No. 288111

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Oh my god, I love Jarvis so much but im a Burgerfag and none of my friends know who he is

No. 288114

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based flug enjoyer i like that canonically he's like 30. How do you hope his face looks?

No. 288120

I have dreams where I upgrade his style from Old Navy nerd to J. Crew nerd, so he's stylish but still so sweet

No. 288123

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i posted steve in the men age like milk thread god it’s depressing to see how hot he was

No. 288124

what the heck is an J.crew nerd

No. 288132

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This guy's half way between a Scott the Woz type of nerd and some Scott Pilgrim type of band guy himbo

No. 288133

why do zoomies wear that hair style he wouls look cuter with literally anything else

No. 288157

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My sisters. I’ve always been attracted to the phenotype of pale, sickly-looking, gaunt men and that tends to manifest as either nerds or the edgy, alternative crowd. Both have their appeal. I guess my ideal guy would be a mix of the two types but that honestly sounds like a complete disaster so it’s probably good I don’t date irl men. Anyway picrel is from Dressed to Kill. It’s a horror movie but one of the characters is a teenager obsessed with computers and I thought he was so cute. I have a few irl nerd crushes too but I won’t post them here because I know it’ll start infighting kek

Also, now that things like video games and anime are more mainstream what distinguishes nerds from everybody else? In the past, anime and video games and liking computers were all considered nerdy hobbies, but not so much any more since a lot of normies enjoy those things too. I’m curious how nonas would personally distinguish between a normie who engages in a hobby and someone who is considered a nerd?

No. 288159

Do you have any other movies like that one with cute boys? Preferably of the phenotype you just described.

No. 288170

>I’m curious how nonas would personally distinguish between a normie who engages in a hobby and someone who is considered a nerd?
a non nerd wouldnt sperg like this

No. 288172

Agree 100%

No. 288173

Nonnas, which kind of voice do you prefer on nerds? I love stereotypical nasal snotty voices, personally. It turns me on immediately. A shy and soft voice is nice too.

No. 288178

For me the criteria needs to be not just enjoyment but immersion in a certain hobby or interest and reasonable knowledge and passion for it. Being able to sperg and hold a conversation about it.
Death to fuckboi zoomer broccoli heads who think they're nerds because they watched a few episodes of every shonen flavor of the month anime. Tired of stolen nerd valor.

No. 288182

I think a soft voice is really nice. I also prefer something more monotone because it’s relaxing and also cuter when he does show emotion. Also I like the contrast of someone who tries to speak eloquently and enunciate well, but occasionally stutters or fumbles his words because he isn’t used to talking a lot.

No. 288192

Oooh yes I love it when they're trying to sound smart (or are actually smart). Stuttering is so cute also.

No. 288198

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Joe Pera, ideal husband material

No. 288199

Riddle me this: so a nerd doesn’t have to have glasses, but does a nerd have to be smart? Can there be dumb, stupid nerds?

No. 288200

A stupid nerd is a dork / geek, iirc

No. 288203

That's what I would say too, but are geeks and dorks nerds, or their own thing? Would they be allowed itt?

No. 288204

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Well well well well well, if it isn't my fellow Flugwives.

No. 288214

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Feel free to correct me if I'm getting but, in the original sense of the word, "nerd" referred only to smart and studious people who were also dorky/socially inept. Nowadays, it's used interchangeably with "geek", which means someone who's very passionate about a hobby and also has a connotation of social ineptitude or dorkiness. So if you're using the broader meaning, then yeah, nerds (such as geeks) can be academically stupid while still being nerdy.
The glasses and shitty fashion sense are associated with nerds but they're just stereotypes so they're not necessarily true in all cases.

No. 288216

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>Would they be allowed itt?
I mean the OP pic is of the dorkiest youtuber, so i would say yes, they are very welcome here

No. 288217

>Spoiler tags
Now I'm curious because I just thought of another YouTuber I think is attractive but would cause a ton of division based on a feature he has so I wonder if we are thinking of the same guy kek

No. 288218

I think I would be legitimately crushed to find out Scott was a coomer of some sorts

No. 288221

Scott's been on the internet since he was a child, it speaks volumes of him when no one can find him saying something even remotelly controversial/scroty in so long. I envy his gf so much, she got such a cute dork

No. 288233

The way he talks reminds me of Kevin Hanft kek. This is so over-the-top and I am laughing, I can't believe someone would type all of this.

No. 288236

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I watch it for the plot

No. 288247

Chubby or skinny. No in-between.
I used to be into fatter and more disgusting ones, due to having extremely low standards, but thankfully I got over that.

No. 288248

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on the other hand, can you be a chad with nerd aesthetics?

No. 288279

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Of course. The delicious plot.

No. 288329

need a nerdy mad scientist in my life

No. 288336

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What about nerdy guys with or without experience ?

I think I like both but in similar ways , nerdy inexperienced guys that seem nervous or unsure/skittish like a rabbit, but I also like the idea of experienced nerdy guys but only if they act cocky as a front and then end up nervous and intimidated like they were all talk.

I guess it's that vulnerability that's nice ?

No. 288339

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I love this dork. When everyone was simping over Shizuo / Izaya I was simping hard for this nerdy back alley doctor sometimes even as an adult I still wish for a day I wake up as a headless dullahan with a simp doctor husbando

No. 288342

File: 1663258599302.jpg (51.66 KB, 600x340, Collar×Malice.600.2893150.jpg)

I say yes, exhibit A. No glasses & big smart on his area as a profiler but a himbo when it comes to every other aspect of life (cooking, communicating etc). Shiraishi from collarxmalice if other nonitas are interested in joining me in Shiraishi hell

No. 288349

I definitely prefer the idea of a guy without experience because I think it’s cute and I respect someone who isn’t desperate to get laid, but I also have no experience so it’s hard for me to imagine a realistic scenario where the sex would actually be good between two turbovirgins. Usually I imagine myself as the more dominant one in those situations but realistically it probably wouldn’t work kek.

No. 288364

You have great taste nonna. Shizuo is cute, but Shinra is really where it’s at.

No. 288374

>Being able to sperg and hold a conversation about it.
Kek I remember being on date where he would sperg about his favorite sci-fi series. That was cute. He wrongly assumed I was bored after a while, I just didn't watch it so I was silent kek.

Anons do you prefer taller or shorter nerds?

No. 288375

File: 1663272312042.png (481.8 KB, 1036x1084, 1657541274605.png)

Short, i wish i could have a cute bf that's smaller than me, so i could look down upon him and bully him + i would get fit and be stronger than him, but sadly I am the size of a pea so dating anything shorter than me would be illegal.

No. 288380

Oh yes that is so fucking cute, especially when they try to get you involved in the conversation.
I like both! Nerds who are as short as I am, or who are so big they could crush me bonus points if they're chubby lol It's satisfying to tease both. As long as they're cute, of course.

No. 288383

I love this nerd voice and I love this video

No. 288387

Without experience is god-tier

No. 288388

I've liked short guys in the past, but after meeting him, I really like tall men now.
>As long as they're cute, of course.
Of course, being awkwardly cute is essential for a nerd!
ONLY without experience. Nerdy guy with exprience doesn't feel nerdy enough.

No. 288389

>Of course, being awkwardly cute is essential for a nerd!
kek obviously but I meant having a cute face, and nice personality (I'd never fuck a hateful, bitter nerd in real life, fictional ones are fine though)
Yeah I agree with the other anons, virgin nerds are just superior. That's not to say that non-virgins can't be cute too but they're definitely not as appealing.

No. 288390

I've fucked a lot of non experienced nerds and the reality is the sex kind of sucks but at the time I wasn't as dominant as I am now so I would probably like it more. I think a wildcard of having no experience but then being surprisingly good is the best though.

No. 288398

File: 1663279001246.png (606.88 KB, 766x771, Milo.png)

Who was your first fictional nerd crush, nonnies? Picrel was one of my first. And I crushed on him hard. My brain was already hard-wired to lust after nerds at 6.

No. 288399

He's one of the hot ones kek

No. 288403

>I've fucked a lot of non experienced nerds
god I wish that were me

>the sex kind of sucks

Whenever people say "sex" I forget that they're probably talking about PIV. But I rarely do that. What I consider sex is what most people consider foreplay or making out, because that's more than enough for me, and imo it's hotter than PIV. I don't know if that's weird or normal.

But that's why I like awkward virgins, I've only had good sexual experiences just kissing and touching each other (or guiding him so he knows where and how to touch me) or having oral sex. Incoming blogpost but there was this cute nerdy looking manlet that I liked because he had a good fashion sense not zoomer at all, and his round glasses were cute. He also had that long face long nose look (think John Lennon) and puppy eyes. He was very polite, soft-spoken and a virgin. We dated for less than a month but I got to make out with him once, he was pretty submissive for the most part, his legs were pale and shaved, he had a nice above average uncut dick too, and when I gave him oral after he ate me out, he made the cutest expressions I've ever seen on a real man and the best part is that he was still wearing his glasses, I couldn't believe how aroused I was.

No. 288414

Damn that sounds nice but sorry it didn't work out anon
>Virgin nerd with above average dick
I'm not a size queen by any means but I find this concept very hot too

No. 288424

File: 1663286793152.png (1.01 MB, 978x643, charlieissocoollike.PNG)

my obsession was an actual problem

No. 288427

>I'm not a size queen by any means but I find this concept very hot too
Me too, nonny, me too. I love the contrast of virginity/purity and horniness/big dick.
Sadly after we started dating he revealed to me that he was a troon so I dumped him for that and many other reasons

No. 288429

it is ridiculously hot, never considered myself a size queen either until i had sex with a lanky hung nerd. completely surprised me, ended up marrying him kek.

No. 288433

File: 1663290759193.jpeg (130.98 KB, 1439x1080, 9E699DD9-BA66-45EF-9062-E7E3DB…)

He definitely has a big dick

No. 288434

God please god just give me a cute chubby nerd bf please I need to fuck one before I die please God

No. 288443

I think you anons will like this, from 1:50 on, Alicia silverstones character bitch slapping glasses guy, my degenerate ass loves this scene

No. 288444

Samefag oops

No. 288453

Many such cases, nonna. I feel your pain. The shy lanky nerd to troon pipeline is too real and I wish we could stop it

No. 288462

File: 1663299165084.jpeg (227.71 KB, 1000x1444, 991F6AE6-F352-43F9-AD52-190A59…)

>He also had that long face long nose look (think John Lennon)

He had the perfect nerd look in 1967’s “How I won the War” basically looking like the live action version of >>288398

No. 288468

File: 1663303032026.jpg (156.82 KB, 500x1500, snily_comic__arson_1_by_lascau…)

I'm not the only one with a nerd fetish?? Whoa.

For me, it's teenage Snape. Snape+Lily smut fanfics are the closest thing I found to nerd themed romance novels.

No. 288472

File: 1663304402088.jpg (47.03 KB, 500x636, 169f82351de5b1383db6ed46a459a5…)

Byakuya Togami x Touko Fukawa is pretty hot too.

>smug rich nerd and his psycho stalker nerd gf

No. 288475

File: 1663306400182.jpg (159.8 KB, 492x750, Bill-Gates-1985-6-2-2.jpg)

No. 288476

those oversized glasses are too cute

No. 288481

File: 1663307903595.jpg (180.38 KB, 683x1024, 31217493667_bcf923e3e6_b.jpg)

No. 288490

File: 1663309036909.jpg (151.68 KB, 750x1000, fpp,small,lustre,wall_texture,…)

No. 288498

File: 1663310381665.jpg (53.49 KB, 480x640, Oritel.jpg)

No. 288502

File: 1663311636362.jpeg (64.21 KB, 1000x600, 1C65067A-BEEC-4E3A-AC08-78C35F…)

I’d like to google Larry Page

No. 288537

i hate guys like in OP i wanna stomp on them until they're little stains

No. 288539

I'm gonna stomp on you anon

No. 288569

File: 1663339829392.jpg (100.75 KB, 1221x678, EzHmzDLXEAg4k8H.jpg)

scott's for headpats

No. 288575

The leather jacket seems so tryhard though I guess that might be the appeal to some.

No. 288578

File: 1663342022180.jpg (13.77 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg)

No. 288580

File: 1663342519415.jpg (16.57 KB, 220x294, Ronald_Watkins_(cropped).jpg)

Qanon is so cute, nonnies..

No. 288583

this type of nerd is really cute(ponytail+glasses+kinda edgy cooky looking) its sad they are extinct

No. 288587

File: 1663345218977.jpg (47.89 KB, 800x533, funny-nerd-man-glasses-shorts-…)

haha yeah, "funny" nerd man…

No. 288589

File: 1663346123922.jpg (Spoiler Image,118.55 KB, 1176x1125, the nerds of nrx.jpg)

Finally I can admit that I find this nerd extremely fuckable despite his being a piece of shit neoreactionary, I just don't take his retarded ideology seriously.
tf kind of name is Mencius Moldbug anyway? Nerdiest fucking name I've ever heard in my life. (Ignore ugly Nick Land in this pic)

No. 288604

If you married a Neoreactionary and their dream world came about you would get to have sex with a nerd and be a queen at the same time. It would be like Bridgerton but autistic.

No. 288607

automatically not hot no matter what

No. 288620

File: 1663354916803.jpeg (55.83 KB, 1194x885, A729873A-F8A8-4E70-8AFD-0F330C…)

Elon had a very short window of being a cutie in college

No. 288624

fucking kek nona
fair enough

No. 288627

File: 1663357141742.jpg (31.69 KB, 450x600, 4c7b608e5a80a52ffb08cdf4ebc64b…)

Imagine dancing in a sexy crab costume for a bunch of hot nerds though..

No. 288629

File: 1663357304335.jpg (87.16 KB, 1200x800, 460281368.jpg.0.jpg)

Does the Tumblr CEO count?

No. 288631

File: 1663357445470.jpg (173.08 KB, 657x960, Billy Dickblast.jpg)

Doublepost, I guess I'll stick to lefty nerds then., like young Paul Cockshott. He's also gender critical and anti-sex work, probably my ideal kind of nerd to date irl, I would even consider marriage.

No. 288634

kek, it's fine as a fantasy, but evil nerds should be the ones being humiliated tbh

No. 288637

File: 1663358189166.jpeg (404.17 KB, 1000x1341, 5d925faef8cb87bc14c3de21d6673f…)

Evil nerds dancing in crab costumes sounds hot too tbh.

No. 288644

Ew. Spoiler this moid art.

No. 288649

File: 1663362465940.jpeg (171.04 KB, 640x819, DF70B33A-8B17-496B-82F9-ADBCEA…)

Did you get introduced to him via the punchable faces thread or did you already watch him? Either way he’s fuckable but he has an absolutely insufferable voice and personality

You can’t post Gates without posting this photoshoot

No. 288651

File: 1663363867623.jpg (32.16 KB, 288x603, 3346766-3925622595-26785.jpg)

No. 288653

No. 288654

File: 1663363989508.jpg (184.88 KB, 522x527, Egon_spengler_animated.jpg)

The cartoon version too. This hairstyle needs to come back.

No. 288655

I was lowkey hating on this thread externally, but internally I love nerds that I can destroy I love glasses and cute awkwardness and fluffy hair

No. 288657

He knew he was a whore and leaned into it (I love it)

No. 288658

File: 1663364872026.png (241.33 KB, 375x986, EvilEx7.png)

Reminds me of Gideon Gordon Graves.

No. 288665

File: 1663558996968.jpg (46.6 KB, 519x652, tumblr_6a97da95fbb8c5e9ad288bf…)

Its good to be back

No. 288670

File: 1663561954409.gif (1.55 MB, 476x266, giphy.gif)

>I love nerds that I can destroy
See? you totally get it

I missed this thread!!

No. 288671

File: 1663562534173.jpeg (702.32 KB, 1170x1590, C4E3545A-DB09-4911-ACF7-A6DF45…)

He came out of prison even more scrawny and autistic looking I love it

No. 288672

File: 1663563499529.jpg (294.33 KB, 2000x1494, Kolhatkar_Martin-Shkreli-convi…)

Top tier taste, nonnie. Shkreli is super hot.

No. 288676

File: 1663564583714.jpg (76.21 KB, 564x707, tfwnoalchemistbf.jpg)

I missed my nerdenjoyers nonnas

No. 288679

Omg nerd nonnas immediately going at it after Lolcow came back… lovely

No. 288689

horrible taste, no offense. this is the worst kind of nerd. a cocky asshole that doesn't even turn out to be right about a bunch of shit

No. 288691

>a cocky asshole that doesn't even turn out to be right about a bunch of shit
prime bullying material

No. 288692

this anon gets it, though that moid in particularly is ugly yuck

No. 288701

File: 1663577771923.jpeg (80.31 KB, 482x482, 7FC75CDF-6710-4DC3-B4AD-CEDA8E…)

No. 288702

File: 1663578006199.jpeg (112.1 KB, 630x1200, 999B1A97-FC27-4203-9A81-209A00…)

Young Tom Fulp is cute

No. 288785

Ahhhh yes Charlie. I remember his heyday in the 2010s and being so into him. What happened to him? I just remember was a pedo groomer

No. 288792

File: 1663608051187.png (697.98 KB, 638x888, jkhsdf.png)

Does Andy Samberg count or is he too chad?

No. 288796

Proto soyjak in the back

No. 288806

holy shit curtis yarvin a cute
I cannot believe how busted he is now comparatively the universe must be punishing him for being a monarchist sperg

No. 288810

File: 1663613064411.jpg (120.61 KB, 800x600, EjqZwUIXgAQSGCe.jpg)

Nerds make the best husbands.

> Will never cheat on you because nerdfuckers are rare

> Will always respect you because he thinks no other woman will ever love him

> High IQ, the kids will probably be smart

> Probably has a high paying job

The look in this guy's eyes say it all.

No. 288811

The full set of pics these goons are from is hilarious

No. 288812

File: 1663613284833.jpg (68.02 KB, 800x600, EjqZwUIWkAECbu2.jpg)

And full of guys would look like husbando material if they just got a haircut or lost weight.

No. 288813

You girls are seriously delusional if you think nerds arent out here trawling for pussy and ass on the dl more than hot guys are. They're even more desperate and entitled than hot guys and women's standards are in the toilet.

No. 288817

These types of emaciated nerd guys are great, too bad they always troon out.

No. 288820

>Nerds make the best husbands
I want to fuck nerds as much as any of you but let's not be delusional, nonny.

No. 288825

I ended up marrying one and he's pretty much >>288810. A polite clean cut verbose dweeb with a huge collection of books, a fat salary and zero attention from other girls. There's definitely some nerds that fit this mold.

No. 288826

File: 1663615912955.webm (1.28 MB, 512x384, very very sad.webm)

Anyone knows what the nerdy guy from this webm is originally from?
He's kinda cute ngl.

No. 288827

> High IQ, the kids will probably be smart
nonny you mean autistic kek

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No. 288829

sorry wrong video

No. 288838

File: 1663617705144.jpeg (29.48 KB, 368x518, f813cba1fd6b8056fc45a9e3a3f268…)

This is the man who created Dilbert.

No. 288848

I agree they exist, but they're so rare that it's simply not accurate to say that nerds make the best husbands. The good ones are, sadly, just exceptions.

No. 288865

File: 1663622898846.png (16.07 KB, 645x770, 29a.png)


No. 288868

He's quite braindead but he's got the look so I guess he half counts lol

No. 288870

V cute!

No. 288874

File: 1663623898424.jpg (32.65 KB, 360x360, A-2683108-1632961840-3715.jpg)

Neil Cicierega.

No. 288875

Song related, he made it forever ago.

No. 288876

What a blast from the past

No. 288895

10/10 nerd

No. 288896

File: 1663626383572.jpg (668.39 KB, 987x900, latest-4088506470.jpg)

does anyone find this guy oddly charming? I don't but I figured out someone in here might!

No. 288923

File: 1663631924460.jpg (95.9 KB, 340x174, Francis-and-Peach.jpg)

The way he treats peach is super cute.

No. 288930

It's so cute. I want a bf to act just like that so I can then give him the best sloppy wet blowjob of his life I don't like francis that way though

No. 288939

Imagine that. Not having to bend over and pick a bean. But to reach up and pick a bean. If you're tall, maybe even with your mouth.

No. 288955

He's just a classic moid in terms of personality though.

No. 288965

I like Noah from this video.

No. 288980

OMG he's so cute kek this is the most random place to find an adorable nerd

No. 288989

File: 1663656967730.png (15.34 KB, 437x183, kek.png)


No. 288998

Are you the nonny that wants to be pounded by both founders or are there multiple of you on this hellsite?

No. 289044

not fictional or celebrity but my new professor is so fuckable. like the platonic ideal of the dorky-yet-handsome professor. our seminar room has these big comfy chairs (well, compared to regular classroom desks) and during class i just think about climbing in his lap. he's married unfortunately.

Oh god this reminds me of high school when I had a crush on Bozeman Science

No. 289083

File: 1663697218611.jpg (38.62 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

Liquid Chris was peak nerd when he was young.

No. 289085

I thought this was Paul Dano for a second

No. 289088

File: 1663697921703.jpg (108.15 KB, 1600x898, l-intro-1647986470.jpg)

Paul Dano is also a great nerd.

No. 289103

File: 1663701861752.jpeg (217.16 KB, 505x758, 8E5589D4-D38B-45B9-AAA3-23309A…)

glad to see this thread back in service

No. 289105

File: 1663702088697.gif (2.97 MB, 540x225, tumblr_p1j9hzA4gh1weksw2o3_r1_…)

Remember when nonnas were into nerd Adam Driver from the Sam Prayer threads?

No. 289124

File: 1663709727965.gif (4.72 MB, 640x360, nxr0v5.gif)

His recent glow up is hot ngl

No. 289131

Even though he's a cheater scumbag at least he has an age appropriate girlfriend and is confirmed to suck toes (men should be submissive no matter their tax bracket)

No. 289132

File: 1663712970480.jpeg (32.03 KB, 329x570, 70B5F323-67FF-4708-A02C-A07907…)

oh no

No. 289139

Ffs please stay in your containment thread nonna

No. 289142

For the last time, just wearing glasses doesn't make a make someone a nerd, carreychan

No. 289143

I thought this was Kevin Spacey

No. 289147

File: 1663718930505.jpg (30.47 KB, 331x410, 2d0fc0f4cb9ac92cb4c64be8b4381b…)

He was cute when he was younger.

No. 289148

File: 1663719052512.png (344.19 KB, 594x584, 8balqsj8ing71.png)

He's a doctor now.

No. 289151

File: 1663720553884.jpg (63.59 KB, 598x356, ya8HzFLuPcF1L4PfC5Z2V8WxRPACJU…)

Satoru Iwata in the 80's was adorable

No. 289153

File: 1663720698722.jpg (51.49 KB, 600x450, 9bc.jpg)

Japanese salarymen in the 80's were just hot in general..

No. 289154

that's good but he hit the wall

No. 289158

wtf how did this happen he was cute and now he barely resembles that how are they the same person

No. 289162

File: 1663723155871.jpg (69.51 KB, 640x640, upg79b0n0pf31.jpg)

He went from nerd to Chad to fat.

No. 289163

File: 1663723345843.jpg (26.11 KB, 313x417, Jeb_ (1).jpg)

Jens Bergensten, Minecraft coder. Imagine the red pubes.

No. 289164

wtff how am i supposed to get a cute nerd when they can pull gorgeous girls like this

No. 289165

>confirmed to suck toes
Source, plz and tank you

No. 289166

File: 1663724333427.jpg (213.69 KB, 810x1569, 4945c50f623300c053935191d63758…)

No. 289167

What a gentleman. You don't see that in today's dating climate.

No. 289170

Cute… Too bad he's nasty

No. 289171

File: 1663727279105.jpeg (309.37 KB, 2048x1365, Young-Snape.jpeg)

Adam Driver looks like young Snape and I am here for it.

No. 289184

File: 1663734077802.jpeg (19.57 KB, 462x664, images (2).jpeg)

I always found him cute, even when he was older

No. 289185

This is a cute one. Please don't troon out.

No. 289191

i think he's still cute he just got chonky

No. 289192

File: 1663739447212.jpg (29.64 KB, 313x528, 1692119-jeb_.jpg)

No. 289193

File: 1663739899751.jpg (30.39 KB, 431x612, gettyimages-167285106-612x612.…)

He probably won't. He's a husband and a father, something would have to go seriously wrong with his brain for him to wreck his family like that.

No. 289210

Nonnie, no….

No. 289212

As someone with a fat fetish I agree. He may not be as cute as he once was, but he's still cuter than most chubby guys.

No. 289217

Are you gonna share your chonky nerds with us motomoto nonny?

No. 289231

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No. 289232

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No. 289233

File: 1663770661906.jpg (175.02 KB, 900x675, FHxF1Ph.jpg)

No. 289238

lmao anon keekkk

No. 289239

No. 289247

Danofags would be all over this fucker

No. 289253

He looks like uncomfortably like him.

No. 289255

kek anons, thanks for the laugh

No. 289257

File: 1663775647913.jpg (64.26 KB, 1200x675, 202208221455-main.cropped_1661…)

Do black guys with a nerd aesthetic exist? Black nerds clearly do (pic related became a crypto millionaire years ago) but even he doesn't really look the part.

No. 289258

i swear literally any man with glasses fit the aesthetic kek

No. 289265

File: 1663776840417.jpg (64.51 KB, 404x600, e307626d0a9b854d0ddb735d4a98ec…)

No. 289273

Fuck. That's ridiculously wholesome. 100% unexpected from a megacapitalist scumlord like him.

No. 289285

Michael Reeves is my husbando.

No. 289288

How did u feel about his manlet fight kek

No. 289291

File: 1663783137213.png (287.83 KB, 640x362, 1w0zyxp3ejz81.png)

I like his man nipples (mipples).

No. 289298

File: 1663783863902.jpg (283.92 KB, 1080x1305, i73.jpg)

No. 289342

File: 1663791881260.jpg (18.08 KB, 643x477, rickmurray.jpg)

I know he was trash but I thought he was cute

No. 289345

File: 1663792261420.gif (8.41 MB, 540x540, tumblr_b1535b15e15b472ba3b6a49…)

He's perfect

No. 289349

Oh wow, someone else posted him. He's super cute

No. 289350

File: 1663792712815.jpeg (146.29 KB, 1119x815, 77BC4A92-CB01-4974-8719-8BA74C…)

sorry not the best image, but yeah he's a cutie to me hehe

No. 289352

Who is that and how is he so cute?

No. 289356

File: 1663793172393.gif (2.59 MB, 604x365, Untitleed.gif)

Nayrt but he's a terf youtuber called Kingcritical. Sorry for crusty gif, it's homemade.

No. 289367

File: 1663795739169.jpeg (34.62 KB, 182x242, 26FD7B37-C076-4006-9A10-ECAAF7…)

>Favorite book growing up was Romping Through Mathematics
>Was in the math club and played trombone
>PhD by 24 but no friends or girlfriend
>Couldn’t talk to women
>Definitely autistic

So uh… does he belong here?

No. 289380

Who was it? The post was deleted

No. 289408

File: 1663806344055.png (8.76 MB, 3200x2400, putnam2018_02.png)

Do you guys know of any nerd romance literature? Books or fanfics, I don't care which.

I never got into books like twilight because the love interest is never a nerd. I'm pretty sure there's more books about having sex with literal dinosaurs than with beta males.

No. 289411

can men even be terfs? idk.

No. 289412

is he a criminal? if so, fuck off.

No. 289415

Didn’t he want to troon out at one point?

No. 289417

File: 1663808523550.jpeg (64.53 KB, 522x538, 803186E4-ACD6-4FBE-B2EA-BA17CC…)

Yes and yes lol. I was just asking because I think he’s a cute nerd (or was), but understandable if we can’t post nerds who have done bad things.

No. 289427

Who cares if he's a criminal? This thread is full of weird racists and other scumbags who happen to be nerds. Evil nerds are just as hot as nice nerds.

No. 289434

This isn't the unconventional attraction thread. I don't know where you got the racists and scumbags here, they're mostly just dorky looking guys.

Also since nobody pointed it out >>289367 and >>289417 is Ted Kaczynksi

No. 289436

File: 1663814057857.jpg (2.77 MB, 2460x3391, Ron_Watkins_by_Gage_Skidmore.j…)

Mencius Moldbug is a monarchist who has posted about how he thinks desegregation was a mistake. Bezos and Bill Gates are oligarchs. Ron Watkins might literally be Qanon. This thread is full of bad boys.

No. 289437

…and I was feeling ashamed that my fictional nerd put his girlfriend into a coma and shot drake kekk

No. 289442

the husbando uploaded a vid on his second channel, i honestly love these more than the ones of the main channel his messy hair looks so cute

No. 289443

Lol nonnie, that like 4 people. And beliefs and business aside, none of them are comparable to terrorists, killers etc.

No. 289446

File: 1663818646545.png (699.86 KB, 564x984, Barold_NH.png)

No. 289451

I don't think he's cool for being a domestic terrorist nor do I think his crimes were justified in any way. I do think he was like the perfect, bulliable nerd though. Like incredibly smart, but so socially inept. Had a fucking coin collection and wrote letters to his parents where all he fucking talked about for pages and pages was foraging and hunting and the woods, but couldn't figure out why he couldn't talk to women. Wrote pages in his personal journal trying to distinguish between different types of love when he was in his 30s like an autist. I like the fact he was so smart and so pathetic. My favorite kind of nerd.

No. 289453

File: 1663820591740.jpg (79.41 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

Zvi Mowshowitz, professional magic the gathering player.

I like to imagine bullying bad guys until they become good. Maybe if he had a strong female figure to stop him he wouldn't have killed people.

No. 289454

he looks more like a pimp than a nerd

No. 289456

Fucking cringe and unhinged. Real life criminals aren't welcomed here.

No. 289458

Cute, but I guess you gotta emphasize that though I do feel that's kinda opening the floodgates cause there's tons of serial killers who could fit that mold.

No. 289468

If people want to discuss criminals then they should make their own criminal husbando thread. Enough of that shit here

No. 289486

Wtf I thought the middle guy was my ex for a second kek

No. 289487

Wait, Kaczynski wanted to troon out? fucking kek, it's always the crazy ones.

No. 289527

Yeah this was around when he was 25. He was so sexually frustrated because he couldn't get laid to the point he considered becoming a woman and even scheduled a psychiatrist appointment to talk about it. Then in the waiting room for the appointment he realized it was a stupid idea and didn't go through with it. I think this was also around the same time he decided he wanted to live in the woods and stuff.

No. 289537

he sounds like most 4chan types these days

No. 289539

File: 1663857181461.gif (3.08 MB, 243x207, MercyStreetShovers.gif)

Please guys post more nerds. Anyway, I wish he was beaten up a little more.

No. 289541

damn isn't this the guy who shot Drake?

No. 289543

No. 289547

File: 1663858586262.png (954.11 KB, 720x1280, tumblr_843b9bf4c23093a112a5d21…)

Yes. Here is a hilarious fanart I found of them.
Rick Murray from Degrassi >>289342

No. 289549

There's a reason why he became a meme

No. 289550

File: 1663860690127.gif (1.64 MB, 480x362, JHnE.gif)

Why is it so cute when nerds get bullied? Hnnng

No. 289575

File: 1663866622167.png (298.52 KB, 720x405, 1646957084139.png)

it makes them look vulnerable, i personally prefeer when the cocky egocentric ones get bullied rather than the shy ones

No. 289633

I like to imagine hurt/comfort scenarios in which a girl makes them feel better through the power of love.

Sexual bullying is particularly hot. Nerds getting pantsed or harassed for having small penises is my favorite.

No. 289634

File: 1663884683152.jpg (85.99 KB, 900x750, garrett-watts-1-578207484.jpg)

I love him sooooooooooooooo fucking much

No. 289655

File: 1663887689716.jpg (39.43 KB, 510x383, Sid-skins-1083276_510_383-2445…)

nerdfuckers rise up!

No. 289658

I prefer shy quiet nerds but it's totally a power fantasy of mine to overcome and bully an insufferable "um akshully" Comic Book Guy-esque nerd. Though I think that comes more from a hate-fuck place in my heart because they are not my type at all kek

No. 289667

Please smite me. I just discovered today that I might have a kink for nerds with PhDs. Like, imagine moaning out some shit like, "Yes, Doctor…" I'm transforming into a coomer nonnies please help

No. 289670

Ugh I get it. He's so painfully gay, but damn. There's something so enticing in the juxtaposition of him being a 6'4" dude with a strong jaw who carries around a Harry Potter wand and laughs like a giddy kid in a candy store.

No. 289672

YESSS Sid awakened so fucking much in me

No. 289681

File: 1663892292714.jpg (73.68 KB, 736x721, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.jpg)

I also know he's gay but… god he's so goddamn cute and handsome, I watch his videos for this reason kek

Semi related but remember when JS wanted to fuck him? Jesus christ I'm happy he dodged the bullet. Same with Shane, fuck that disgusting gross piece of shit. I'm sure they both say some innocence in him and wanted to rip it appart with their narcissistic groomer shit.

No. 289685

File: 1663895355362.jpg (43.48 KB, 600x490, fred-pellerin-99377826.jpg)

Fred Pellerin, Quebecois musician and storyteller

No. 289687

File: 1663897544890.png (326.93 KB, 363x555, charlie_wayne_z_artistin3.png)

great thread nonas
charlie wayne (drummer of black country, new road.) he's british which makes him 10x hotter

No. 289700

File: 1663902693323.jpg (17.86 KB, 262x329, dr-tarek-toubia-md-5cd1a4e2d2a…)

Imagine having sex with a gynecologist

No. 289757

There's no better motivator for learning a language I hate than a hot guy in glasses teaching it. DAMN

>This isn't the unconventional attraction thread
This thread was conceived for both for the conventionally hot and the unconventional or shameful attractions.

No. 289761

I like idea of tormenting them myself, and then comforting them, but in a way that they only grow attached to you, in a kind of masochistic way. Too bad it's just a fantasy.

No. 289769

File: 1663936845134.gif (1.18 MB, 640x360, simon-whistler-rimshot.gif)

I fall asleep listening to Factboy more than I fall asleep snuggling my actual boyfriend

No. 289822

never had interest in french, until now. I want him to whister omelette du fromage to my ear now…

No. 289892


No. 289893

kek forgot to sage, sorry everyone

No. 289900

ANON I listen to Simon whistler and his 100 different channels before bed sometimes too kek

No. 289901

File: 1663969823713.jpg (69.08 KB, 1920x1080, clarence-thomas.jpg)

No. 289905

The nerd phenotype seems common in the French for some reason. Video related, Richard Gotainer.

No. 289909

File: 1663975452690.jpg (20.93 KB, 300x300, michael-stevens-2.jpg)

Thank you for posting a bald bearded nerd nonna now I don't feel so bad about this

No. 289923

God I would in a heartbeat

No. 289977

scott looks SO CUTE here while he's in pain (timestamp 8:05)

No. 289983

he did a vid in a tank top and i very much enjoyed it.

No. 289985

File: 1664004531078.png (1002.84 KB, 1200x675, LJ_-_Character_Profile_-_Makot…)

Honestly everyone in the Lost Judgment main gang is cute and fuckable in his own way but Tsukumo is prime material for this one thread.

No. 290029

File: 1664034501113.jpeg (25.83 KB, 422x726, images (14).jpeg)

If he were real I would marry him in a heartbeat. He's just goes to work, plays videogames in his free time and is hot. Literally the dream.
If only real life otaku were like this…

No. 290056

File: 1664046531251.png (307.89 KB, 477x644, Terrinrick.png)

Rick was a real cutie, but I hate that he was abusive to Terri.

No. 290118

File: 1664069848429.jpg (28.35 KB, 1062x798, 1l98gk.jpg)

Meg shouldn't have rejected him. They would make a cute couple.

No. 290121

File: 1664071775244.jpeg (108.21 KB, 819x1000, 5cd4b0292400005500aaa5e8.jpeg)

Pierre Poilievre, Canadian politician

No. 290129

File: 1664073303648.jpg (15.07 KB, 235x333, 0ddabd60103154afeb76d98c2ee259…)

No. 290130

File: 1664073608101.jpg (9.69 KB, 236x354, c14a6f70e6ab6b8da07bd574210b9e…)

No. 290131

who this? cute

No. 290132

File: 1664073931005.jpg (369.23 KB, 1024x768, nozomu.jpg)

does he count? my 13 year old self was obsessed with him

No. 290133

File: 1664074123891.jpg (150.32 KB, 1920x1080, march.jpg)

both cute

No. 290136

File: 1664074966929.jpg (226.52 KB, 800x1200, Like-a-Grown-Man_fy3.jpg)

He's a model from a photo-shoot called "Like a Grown Man"

No. 290137

so freaking cute, post more

No. 290138

File: 1664075130588.jpg (287.72 KB, 800x1200, Like-a-Grown-Man_fy9.jpg)

No. 290140

File: 1664075421196.jpg (316.96 KB, 800x1200, Like-a-Grown-Man_fy4.jpg)

Better quality

No. 290141

File: 1664075522800.jpeg (33.83 KB, 334x312, mr-lawrence.jpeg)

mr lawrence is still so cute at his ancient age

No. 290143

File: 1664075640508.png (521.22 KB, 660x373, 2022-09-25.png)

No. 290144

File: 1664075655770.jpg (25.15 KB, 491x419, 8e1890cdf1f19306f256075956d498…)

No. 290148

File: 1664076380074.gif (6.22 MB, 540x425, tumblr_45f75a7e229302be8f7af40…)

His smile omg

No. 290149

File: 1664076675754.gif (3.29 MB, 540x300, tumblr_df0a7855f93e1b279dd6df5…)

I love him soo much!!

No. 290156

File: 1664078112047.jpeg (118.32 KB, 612x380, image.jpeg)

Steve Burns, one of my biggest crushes

No. 290162

have you heard his music?

No. 290171

File: 1664085510675.jpeg (20.44 KB, 600x327, 2B9F4904-CFE9-4F16-B61C-82E1D6…)

No. 290179

Never watched this so idk about him but the dorky glasses really do it for me, very cute.

No. 290198

Told nerdy guy friend over the phone last nite that I was horny and he just asked why and then I hung up (nervous/ashamed) and he didn’t pick up again when I called shortly after lmao.
Classic nerd guy behavior or is he just not into me?

No. 290214

I'd guess maybe feeling a bit shy or embarrassed ?

One nerdy guy friend I liked always used to grow bright red and look away if I flirted with him , sometimes shaked a little from nervousness too when we kissed.

Some guys just seem to freeze up like a fight or flight response.

No. 290221

File: 1664115608472.jpeg (204.65 KB, 1280x958, notsorry.jpeg)

Young Richard Stallman was cute.

No. 290240

Based plankton voice enjoyers

No. 290252

File: 1664127089888.png (37.69 KB, 300x360, thumb_gamestop-power-to-the-pl…)

Nerd guy behavior, it sounds like you made him drop his spaghetti. If he's not used to female attention he's probably nervous.

No. 290259

File: 1664128988889.jpg (36.54 KB, 736x671, 3199e6794d32b8cc1f469acb0995c2…)

idgaf about nerdy moids, but I know that there's probs anons here who would love Ryan

No. 290269

No. 290270

Terror in Resonance

No. 290277

File: 1664136507572.jpg (16.94 KB, 236x326, 98f1f7de4334f65690fc3b148fbd4a…)

i'm back

No. 290281

He looks like a castle servant that the king would fuck one drunken night.

No. 290282

File: 1664137517362.jpg (173.99 KB, 915x796, ithurtsbro.jpg)

Second best thing about that movie.

No. 290286

is he nerdy tho?

No. 290289


No. 290290

File: 1664140293687.jpg (26.97 KB, 474x316, th-3879387042.jpg)

My number 1 reason to get a PS5

No. 290292

Idk. His character in the movie could be considered kinda nerdy-ish. He lives with ghosts. I mostly just posted it 'cause that was the only pic I had on my hard drive related to anon's Jeffrey Coombs pic.

No. 290295

File: 1664142320484.jpeg (91.69 KB, 1080x1080, 9BFAFA95-3146-4482-8694-1361AE…)

Infinity train

No. 290303

Please don't tell me he troons out. I read that that show has a bunch of trooned characters or trans allegories. Nerdy men are prime trooning bait and I hate it.

No. 290312

File: 1664147270520.jpg (159.41 KB, 724x1024, 15341832714_3a692cac8f_b.jpg)

No. 290314

File: 1664147704529.jpg (30.56 KB, 564x564, 48e631a8ca45be6a18953c43cc2ae8…)

No. 290326

File: 1664151329731.jpg (63.99 KB, 640x627, e730b7e3a30cfabc38c6f459eaf21d…)

No. 290328

File: 1664151541382.jpg (37.75 KB, 500x500, 9e8e5d3de6ecf47221be9945524b4d…)

No. 290353

does he still talk to shane?

No. 290355

what??? charlie?? are you mistaking him for alex day, his former roommate?

No. 290387

File: 1664164097399.jpg (670.57 KB, 883x900, MV5BMjZhYWYxMzAtNjg3ZS00OTBhLT…)

Shane from 12 forever was a good nerd but they replaced him with two generic minorities.

No. 290390

new pussy who dis?

No. 290397

File: 1664169564074.jpeg (52.88 KB, 517x680, BEBDAFD0-D61C-4FE3-9734-0216A8…)

Time to post some Marukis

No. 290398

File: 1664169607973.jpeg (310.77 KB, 1549x1574, 5DD9342A-7540-427A-8686-D77001…)

No. 290400

File: 1664169641071.jpeg (47.81 KB, 850x567, 6A1AB741-AC34-4082-8F71-82BCED…)

No. 290401

File: 1664169683140.jpeg (60.88 KB, 474x711, E028215E-57D7-4294-9613-1A0CC3…)

No. 290402

File: 1664169740240.jpeg (175.62 KB, 848x1200, 9C703F06-5C67-4223-A581-4E424C…)

No. 290403

File: 1664170023798.jpeg (Spoiler Image,62.86 KB, 566x668, 611C5874-F023-4E73-9992-9141FE…)

get yourself a man who is both smart, nerdy, and create the perfect world for you

No. 290404

File: 1664170131816.gif (2.75 MB, 333x498, 87733288-85F9-4A50-AE24-6333D4…)

No. 290405

Oh I like him, what’s he from?

No. 290407

Persona 5 Royal. If you enjoy jrpgs, then feel free to play on PS4 or wait one more month for your preferred console release on either Xbox, switch, or pc. If not, just search on YouTube “Maruki social link.” If you decide that 90+ hours of gameplay is not worth it search ”Maruki’s past” and “Maruki boss fight” and skip to the dialogues.

No. 290411

File: 1664173815652.jpeg (239.74 KB, 800x707, 3FE4E312-8318-4D91-88E4-69110B…)

Also… Otacon a cute!!!!

No. 290495

File: 1664216124590.jpeg (82.04 KB, 483x740, 45FF3C4E-CE22-48DD-9CF1-F78671…)

Been playing persona 3 and…

No. 290565

He really glowed up in MGS4, I'm glad.

No. 290614

File: 1664254625621.jpg (514.92 KB, 3000x3000, artworks-0KmCFYRrg76o5aOH-nwEz…)

No. 290619

My prayers were answered. I know he’ll pick me

No. 290622

File: 1664260343657.jpg (Spoiler Image,46.75 KB, 600x589, tumblr_o7e03hRmm51umow21o2_640…)

i cant believe my shitty husbando was posted on here kek

No. 290624

File: 1664261552039.jpeg (172.78 KB, 546x717, 644E2D3D-6461-4E42-90C9-98DDB2…)

I love Steve’s autistic ass I’ll let him eat 50 year old MRE crackers in bed…nice.

No. 290625

File: 1664261684700.jpeg (17.99 KB, 266x189, 3624A05B-2229-4197-9ECC-F35172…)

Double post because I’m horny.

No. 290627

it bothers me that this man is/was uninsured and still eating this shit like two years ago. idk about his insurance status now but he was definitely making enough money with the channel to get insurance. he's not a nerd, actually a himbo with a special interest.

No. 290632

File: 1664268070208.png (157.75 KB, 157x786, 72480C9F-1DAC-4644-AA79-9ACA1B…)

Not judging but I never got a nerdy vibe from him. I got more of a vibe from Mishima or even Ryuji. Mishima is kind of cute but definitely a bit of a moid

No. 290641

No, he actually scrubbed shane and co out of his life super hard. He didn't make a fuss out of it but I did watch his podcast with his ginger cameran man friend and I feel like Garrett is simply in another stage of his life now. I don't blame him, Shane is disgusting.

No. 290682

File: 1664283191781.jpg (43.74 KB, 630x1200, MV5BMTQyNjUzMDk5N15BMl5BanBnXk…)

his lisp makes him even cuter

No. 290842

File: 1664322924269.png (1.13 MB, 888x895, huey.PNG)

He's a colossal piece of shit but I found Huey's MGSV look to be quite attractive

No. 290918

>tfw no nerd hippie priest from the 70's bf

No. 290935

File: 1664339984679.jpg (96.04 KB, 250x250, senpai.jpg)

No. 290944

File: 1664345329254.jpg (17.25 KB, 279x400, eric_shmidt.jpg)

I just want to be a tradwife to a silicon valley nerd, nonnies..

No. 291065

File: 1664390923825.jpg (2.39 MB, 2120x1414, gettyimages-532505754.jpg)

Linus Torvalds, creator of Linux

No. 291085

File: 1664395515984.jpeg (125.45 KB, 918x1384, dochammer.jpeg)

have mercy on my stupid soul

No. 291090

Is he even considered a nerd? Although I get it, yeah

No. 291237

File: 1664420780542.jpg (1.48 MB, 2023x2835, Junji_Ito_-_Lucca_Comics_&_Gam…)

idek if he counts and i don't have a crush on him but i do think he's kind of cute

No. 291253

If he grew a beard and stache I'd be attracted.

No. 291311

nta but that would ruin him kek

No. 291446

I was thinking of posting this exact same video too, but I didn't think he counted as a nerd despite the glasses
>I want to be a tradwife
weak. You should bully him instead.

No. 291529

File: 1664550543101.jpeg (652.04 KB, 750x882, B398EA97-EADF-4D69-A2FC-1DD5C2…)

was he posted here yet? if he wasn’t, i’m surprised

No. 291584

I love him!! I love guys with pale jewfros so much. Total husbando material.

No. 291597

File: 1664572001756.jpg (23.14 KB, 328x400, arrow-1940s-usa-amazons-cavema…)

You can totally be a bully and a tradwife at the same time.

No. 291598

File: 1664572456768.jpg (92.88 KB, 1920x1080, MV5BM2Y5ZTBiMjktYmRhMC00OWU4LT…)

Speaking of bullying, how has nobody posted Naoto Hachiouji yet?

No. 291605

I fucking hate that anime but i'm NOT going to lie he's a cutie

No. 291607

Cool that he modeled the penguin after himself

No. 291608

File: 1664578210872.gif (2.93 MB, 498x286, hachioji-naoto-naoto-blushing.…)

No. 291610

File: 1664578487156.jpg (129.65 KB, 1280x720, tumblr_8ce452bbe82515fa8e69b90…)

No. 291647

God, same. I will never watch that scrote anime, but I read the first few chapters of the manga way before the anime adaptation was announced because Naoto is just so adorable I couldn't resist. But I found the manga to be really disappointing in how slow-paced and male-gazey it is, so I dropped it.

No. 291684

File: 1664603878883.jpg (132.19 KB, 500x520, tumblr_mehkehDcH11qfvuj8o1_500…)

No. 291688

File: 1664607035375.jpg (38.04 KB, 563x537, 4a7663fee4d1dd5aed69e9741575cd…)

hes MY faggot!

No. 291694

He's literally so cute and I love the bullying too but GOD that anime is so scrotal. I wanted to like the main girl since she can be kinda cool but everything else is so perverted in ways I wasn't going to pull up with, also I think other girls get interested in him eventually so bleh.

No. 291714

God I loved him so much but he's a furry

No. 291728

Apparently the original doujin, before the manga and anime, was much more cruel and isolated than the one we have now. The one we have now is just a standard "uwu wholesome" SOL series with a slightly mean main girl, the original really emphasized the bullying and cruelty

No. 291768

I've read it before it's done in a sort of visual novel style, just scenes involving the same two main characters but one is from their POV instead for some scenes.

things like:
>Making Senpai stare at your eyes and telling him to stop stuttering and look correctly while talking
>Making Senpai hold your hand but moving your hand out of the way over and over
>Making senpai confess his love for you and laughing at him as you reject it
>Practicing your kicking and punching on Senpai and getting annoyed when he moves
>Pretending your older brother is your boyfriend to annoy and make senpai sad
>Getting a thoughtful gift from Senpai and giving him a dog collar telling him it's just a choker

Most of the art is very extreme and his other works are gross honestly but it was a nice niche.

No. 292065

File: 1664754258070.jpg (28.33 KB, 517x517, 1508171033550.jpg)

If Scott Alexander of Slatestarcodex wasn't married he would be 10/10 husbando material (because of his brain)

No. 292074

He's so well drawn (and kinda female-gazey imo) in the anime and I wish he looked half as good in the manga, but the author het porn-drawing man, so I don't know what I expected.

No. 292075

File: 1664759519227.jpg (65.06 KB, 400x632, Super-nerd-jovan-54217.jpg)

It's really disappointing how there's almost no female-gazey media focusing on nerds. 99% of female written stuff is about chads and prettyboys.

No. 292076

File: 1664759560758.jpg (186.98 KB, 550x500, CALN-2012-NICE.jpg)

Nice Jewish guy calendars have a lot of good nerds.

No. 292078

File: 1664759845975.jpg (228.54 KB, 800x800, nice_jewish_guys.jpg)

I can't decide if Brian S. or Samuel is cuter..

No. 292079

How about neither of them

No. 292080

File: 1664761231986.jpg (249.6 KB, 960x1440, MV5BODE2MjA5YzctYTY1ZS00Y2QwLT…)

No. 292082

Not him, but reminds me, who is that nerdy english mycologist?

No. 292103

aww i like Samuel! He looks like he knows a lot of puns

No. 292106

File: 1664779774003.jpeg (383.62 KB, 1500x2100, DVWR2x8VwAEnSF-.jpeg)

Hamilton Morris. He has a show where he talks about various drugs.

No. 292109

File: 1664784227675.jpg (142.65 KB, 1500x843, 0edfefc6-e15b-11ea-9481-d8c748…)

That's not who anon was asking about.
You're probably looking for Merlin Sheldrake.

No. 292120

File: 1664792938612.jpeg (163.71 KB, 1200x675, 1E8619CC-FD72-4D59-B24C-D6874A…)

No. 292174

His parents must have been giganerds.

No. 292240

File: 1664849233921.jpg (21.75 KB, 442x506, IDubbbz.jpg)

I miss old Idubbbz.

No. 292242

He kinda looks like my Nigel. I remember reading on Idubbbz kiwi thread (it’s more so Anisa’s though) and how he’s always been a bit of a background nobody his whole life and his big break was the whole filthy frank deal.

No. 292248

Oh god no this is my weakness

No. 292251

I was like obsessed with him in 2015

No. 292253

I wanted him so bad for like 2 years and then I saw how autistically he treated Anisa and those feelings dissipated quick

No. 292255

File: 1664855213598.jpeg (1.83 MB, 1284x1756, 3CC4DAA3-FF96-43A5-ABD1-FFDDF0…)

I need more of this manga, I’ve read all of it and it’s not enough…I need him so much

No. 292258

you know she does sex work right

No. 292266

Ugh Mishima is so cute, I would feel so embarrassed while playing because of how much I liked him. Seeing how sad he was when he was being hurt by the coach, and then turning a round to be so excited about the phantom thieves was really sweet to me. I just wish he had a nicer characterization, the devs really went out of their way to portray him as annoying and as the MC not liking him. I wish there was a version of P5 where you could play as a girl so I could fix him.

No. 292346

File: 1664907415401.jpeg (60.82 KB, 700x343, 7FE0E3EC-AE9F-4FD1-815D-7C684E…)

been thinking about domhnall gleeson as henry beard lately

No. 292352

Is this some feeder shit or?

No. 292363

i want to believe it's about a japanese reviewbrah

No. 292373

My Tumblr was dedicated to him. He started cutting his hair too short and got a gross mustache so I couldn't continue anymore.

No. 292442

Who is this?

No. 292480

nothing wrong with that as long as it's 2d and for women tbh

No. 292525

File: 1664989146375.jpeg (26.9 KB, 378x378, 58A859B0-BDFE-4883-8F3E-430DF1…)

No. 292538

Hope this is ok to post. I had a dream last night about one of my former male nerd friends. Older virgin manlet, very unattractive, but huge dick. He came forward saying he stopped being friends with me because he wanted to fuck me. And then I took his virginity. Confusing but hottest dream I've had in awhile

No. 292553

I'm weirdly into this manga. I'm not even into feedershit, he's just drawn in such a cute way

No. 292576

Will Toledo

No. 292610

Vitalik is cute. CUTE!!!

No. 292611

File: 1665039017889.jpg (67.14 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

No. 292767

File: 1665120064409.jpg (47.08 KB, 640x480, FeMoXAUXwAQEAXk.jpg)

I find nerdy looking pics of Gerard Way so cute

No. 292768

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No. 292769

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No. 292770

you know what i don’t care if G is trooning out i want him to spit in my mouth

No. 292772

File: 1665121299018.jpg (47.13 KB, 500x375, Fd3h3d2X0AEu8vC.jpg)

I'm staying hopeful, if he can make out with guys without coming out as bi then he can wear dresses without coming out as a troon

No. 292793

What's with all the self-hating pickmes itt? You should want to spit in his mouth, not the other way around

No. 292795

lol why is his head so ginormous here

No. 292803

He looks like a little kid with old skin

No. 292874

File: 1665165472210.jpg (139.56 KB, 900x900, unnamed (1).jpg)

i used to watch him after school, why'd he have to troon out???

No. 292875


No. 292898

only finding out after this post, this is tragic anon

No. 292902

Fuck this troon earth

No. 292951

No. 292953

File: 1665196300587.png (642.91 KB, 425x603, 5e1b8cd6-452f-4e3e-9991-bac776…)

This man's beliefs are disgusting but his glasses are just… unf

No. 292961

Who's this, a fit videogamedunkey?

No. 292971

Weev, a neo-nazi hacker.

No. 293028

So nerdy guys prefer other nerdy girls only?

No. 293029

LMAO are you an alien or do you live under a rock or

No. 293058

genuine question

No. 293061

or? Don't leave us hanging nonna

No. 293070

Nah. Guys have a wide range of preferences. Each nerd likes something different.

No. 293078


No. 293087

>>293028 people ussually like what is familiar to them, but i don't think male and female nerds are compatible.For relationship to accour one side needs to be more outgoing and extroverted

No. 293095

File: 1665254169552.jpeg (1.24 MB, 2000x1333, scarjo-feature-copy.jpeg)

absolutely NO. like literally doesnt happen.

hell, jack antoff the nerdy guy who dated lorde took ScarJo to fucking prom. nerdy always guys get laid BIG TIME

No. 293099

His poetry is some vogon shit tough;
Political philosophy also.
I find his boomer humor around his wife strangely endearing, dunno why he can get away with it.
Defied the NSA, that's a bad boy with a heart of gold character.

No. 293101

They're usually into popular stacy-like women if anything, I almost never see them with women similar to themselves.

No. 293116

File: 1665261139374.jpg (131.47 KB, 960x960, DRt4o5QX0AAsj01.jpg)

It does happen when the nerds aren't celebrities. Picture related, Jeb and his nerd wife.

No. 293169


No. 293209

I feel like pictures like this are so sad. You just know he spends all his spare time chatting to onlyfans thots and wanking to porn.

No. 293226

is it true that nerdy guys are more susceptible to trooning out? if so I'm not sure I would want to risk having a time bomb in my relationship

No. 293228

This sounds like projection nonnie. That's just a picture of a family, stop reading too much into it.

No. 293229

Yes especially if he watches anime

No. 293232

unfortunately yes and it's the autism. not that all nerdy men are autistic but rather male autists are more likely to be nerds.

No. 293249

File: 1665338059163.png (340.38 KB, 828x564, 1663071602212.png)

Yes, it's so sad. Picrel is proved true time and time again

No. 293250

File: 1665338802053.png (Spoiler Image,375.23 KB, 812x813, 1645175270713.png)

I hate this gay ass meme.

No. 293285

This is so annoying because I'm into nerdy guys that give out faggy vibes, but I would not date one anymore because either they troo out or are absolute degenerates.

No. 293304

a lot of nerdy man are socially awkward, or even autistic. since they don't fit the conventional image of masculinity and/or they're too autistic to realize that not being hypermasculine doesn't make you a woman, and because they are considered less attractive to women therefore they have an incel-ish idea of themselves, when mixed with a porn addiction, which most men have and especially weebs, they troon out very easily.

No. 293310

No. 293312

File: 1665371167881.jpg (628.19 KB, 2917x1945, _methode_times_prod_web_bin_50…)

The Bogdanoffs were simultaneously chads and nerds before they got that awful plastic surgery.

Men under 170 cm have the human right to marry me.

No. 293324

>chad nerds
there should be a chart that categorizes nerds into different nerd phenotypes

No. 293326

i would say it filters the ones that were already a redflag, plus the ones that do troon out are ugly as shit anyways
can you add glasses please? it would make the meme perfect.

No. 293328

>plus the ones that do troon out are ugly as shit anyways
unfortunately that's not always true >>292874

No. 293333

that's an old photo he already hit the wall when he trooned out

No. 293352

>Men under 170 cm have the human right to marry me.
lol gnome fucker

No. 293354

Unbased woman. As if any guys should have human rights.

No. 293434

File: 1665432678021.jpg (138.11 KB, 800x1333, celebrity-sightings-in-new-yor…)

>she doesn't want a tiny scrotelet to carry around like a dog


No. 293436

File: 1665433030409.jpg (123.7 KB, 1420x946, 1665254200840877.jpg)

I know nothing about the movie this is from (Metropolitan) but the guy with the glasses is cute.

No. 293439

Wtf they were so cute. I want a bf in a stupid little silver space suit to throw around

No. 293453

Oh my god nonny me too. I recently started watching the office and I don't know what it is but something about him triggers a deep primal urge within me.

No. 293455

File: 1665441324583.jpeg (428.58 KB, 640x659, CAB49341-286B-46B5-9E29-56FC2E…)

Why do they all troon out? WHY

No. 293467

File: 1665449161103.png (3.18 KB, 258x73, fuck this troon earth.png)

No. 293469

look at that bald spot, nothing of worth was lost

No. 293470

I wondering if trooning out is not only due to autisim and porn addiction but also how strict and boxed up masculine self image is, like the idea of what a man is and a man entails hasnt changed since the 1950'

so any slight change from that superficial image must mean they are a troon or alphabet gay or whatever.

>men ruined men


No. 293499

File: 1665473254963.jpg (34.33 KB, 720x404, autismo.jpg)

Posting more evil nerds. I'd let him arrange my archival folders any day, rhisomatically, laterally, or horizontally.

No. 293502

>but also how strict and boxed up masculine self image is, like the idea of what a man is and a man entails hasnt changed since the 1950'
this is basic shit nona
troonery feeds off/it's just an extension of bullshit sex roles imposed on us to control our behavior, that's why trannies think being a woman is about wearing dresses and being sexually submissive while they believe they're not men just because they don't look like chad
it's infuriating that nobody these days seems to understand this


No. 293546

File: 1665502371318.jpg (104.45 KB, 600x800, Gotham-Riddler-Blazer.jpg)

Oh wtf, I had no idea the newest riddler was so cute. Wtf, I love batman now.

No. 293552

File: 1665505269396.gif (923.91 KB, 500x306, tumblr_7bcc5f1074aaadc24fccc4a…)

since we're talking Batman

No. 293561

File: 1665509246675.png (231.53 KB, 640x498, 0984687587557.png)

My favorite boys. DC has to stop making villains so sexy, it's ruining me.

No. 293584

This fucking autist.

No. 293585

God the grip this man had on me… this scene makes me go absolutely nuts (vid rel)
Sadly anon he's not the newest, the show got cancelled a few years back

No. 293594

File: 1665520847986.gif (2.17 MB, 500x280, 1Z8i.gif)

No. 293621

While we're on the topic of Batman…

No. 293634

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No. 293653

The way he grunts at the end after she orders him to be shot and thrown into the river… wow. kek I'm just the type of woman comic book nerd dudes would absolutely hate. I got into it for the coom and keep up with the storylines mainly in order to write shitty fanfics on AO3. But that's great because comic book nerds are fun to bully.

No. 293655

it's based af to make worthless scrotes seethe just by having fun and not caring what they say. also agree on the fun to bully part.

No. 293723

File: 1665603433221.jpg (371.56 KB, 1442x1170, Untitled11_9d9d692d-e68f-4125-…)

The preppy handbook from the 80's says Harvard was full of cute nerds. I wonder if it's still true.

No. 293767

File: 1665622210359.png (318.79 KB, 356x437, Dan.png)

Apologies for the shitty pic but over the last few days I have been losing my mind over this coffee nerd Dan/softpourn on tiktok. He's exactly the kind of unimpressive moid I hate but something about his deadpan humor and sarcasm and the fact he could make me the best fucking espresso of my life has switched the brewer on in my heart. I literally just want to meet him at a coffee shop, fuck him in the bathroom, laugh at him for trying to be mean to me, and leave. This is embarrassing, I just had to get it out.

No. 293833

Yes! Yes! Yes!
He's a loser furfag but i don't care. he's so cute

No. 294411

File: 1665977987548.jpg (63.22 KB, 566x566, ps7haouc06q51.jpg)

Is anyone here into Overwatch? I've had a huge crush on supertf ever since I started watching Overwatch League regularly back in 2019. OWL in general has some very cute nerds.

No. 294763

File: 1666163509853.jpeg (4.25 KB, 262x192, images.jpeg)

Spoony was cute before he became a depressed trainwreck.

No. 294766

I am cringe but I am free

No. 295266

File: 1666413727425.jpg (103.46 KB, 640x801, y13tdgcox8v91.jpg)

Everyone in this picture is attractive but the Coen brothers are particularly cute. They looked really dweeby back in the day.

No. 295267

Is there such a thing as built geeks? I remember working at a grocery store 2 years ago and I had the most handsome geeky guy come in to buy food and we got to know eachother and he said he was a physics major as well as a boxer and I was simply in love.

No. 295270

File: 1666414637571.jpeg (26.72 KB, 602x358, main-qimg-40e4ec74d5d001b1125a…)

They are rare but they exist. Chad nerds (cherds) are the best of both worlds. Picture related, this is Stanford computer science professor Ronald Fedkiw.

No. 295274

>Chad nerds (cherds)
fucking kek nonna, I cackled

No. 295278

didnt even know these guys actually existed till my first cherd, master in neuroscience from an acclaimed university and can deadlift 415lbs with the body to prove it.

Different breed, for sure. A year into this relationship and have noticed a bit of a controlling aspect, ugly duckling syndrome and defs touch of overcompensation but over all its been a goodride.

Love to hear the experiences of others who have dated or hooked up with cherds.

No. 295283

if he's overcompensating he's not a chad, closer to a gymcel

No. 295285

Here’s an analog/radio nerd for you, pure dork moment at 3:15

No. 295398

God, why are Slavic boys so adorably autistic. Thanks for giving me a preference I didn’t even know I had.
>tfw no autistic ginger suit wearing analog radio enthusiast bf

No. 295458

Wow nona this guy is absurdly cute!

No. 295470

File: 1666525541933.jpg (73.1 KB, 580x710, steve-albini-cat-e133962221183…)

he used to be so cute nonas

No. 295572

sorry but hes top-tier cute nerd material even if he has weird scruffy facial hair

No. 295593

File: 1666562708226.png (3.16 MB, 1626x2392, 1666461553294784.png)

I'm reading Anya's ghost by Neil Gaiman and Dima is SO CUTE

No. 295594

File: 1666562991488.png (3.54 MB, 1628x2390, 1666459217132201.png)

I just want to protect him from the bullies, aaaaaa

No. 295629

kek the thumbnail but I these he's cute too

No. 295725

File: 1666621386193.jpg (53.06 KB, 900x900, unnamed.jpg)

I love Trey the explainer so much and live in fear that he might, one day, troon out. Please, just remain a somewhat gnc twink weeb.

No. 295737

>There's some good meme material here.
Why do scrotes like to make fun of other males when they show affection like this so much?

No. 295741

OK I’m not into dudes but I’ve been so fucking scared that he’ll troon out too. I just want to watch funny dinosaur videos.

No. 295767

Post photos of the guy nonna posting only the furry avatar makes it look like you're talking about it and not the real guy

No. 295779

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No. 295783

File: 1666641249718.jpg (108.42 KB, 675x1200, EnNi6-qWEAAm53i.jpg)

Idk if he ever posted pictures of his face, but this is his body.

No. 295917

Walking on thin ice

No. 296213

File: 1666847002309.png (176.75 KB, 540x374, hikki loser.png)

Call me mentally ill, call me a degenerate, call me gross, idc, I'm ashamed of it but I admit I wanna fuck this guy. At least he got better in the end though!
Sage because it's embarrassing

No. 296354

File: 1666906881410.jpg (82.52 KB, 1000x563, intro-1614627507.jpg)

he's probably been posted but

No. 296366

I can't believe this is how I found out that Trey the Explainer is a fem twink.
In my head he was always an average weight (or chubby, or stocky-not-cut gym body) typical nerdy looking guy. Perhaps a bit of a neckbeard, even. What a world.

No. 296370

File: 1666913868712.jpg (106.47 KB, 1920x1080, 29621cd23c524149595e2ede3d30d8…)

same anon, same.
mostly because he resembles jin from samurai champloo
and hey, at least it's not tatsuhiro

No. 296377

File: 1666916146518.jpeg (116.43 KB, 1201x600, 946D1A3D-6B21-4522-818D-BE776E…)

I wanna fuck young Stephen Hawking.

No. 296378

I thought I was the only woman who was nuts for the super nerd from pokemon. Fantastic taste nonny!

No. 296387

File: 1666923736051.jpg (41.54 KB, 929x523, 105229432-GettyImages-66486138…)

I am not okay

No. 296390

File: 1666924184378.jpg (38.18 KB, 480x490, gallery-1492683334-young-bill-…)

It's such a shame how he aged, he was actually extremely adorable when he was young

No. 296392

Damn, the things I’d do to him. Sad he aged like a McFlurry.

No. 296393

File: 1666926943935.jpg (266.69 KB, 655x1000, I0000rID3wPT4kHY.jpg)

This photo. This is peak nerd.

No. 296395

File: 1666928120482.jpeg (82.68 KB, 401x674, 2850BEF0-26CA-4B2A-87A0-316496…)

He was fuckable even as a crip

No. 296396

Oh shit, oh fuck, oh god fuck you, I'm horny
NTA, but true. Nerd fetish is kind of a curse

No. 296406

He was a sex club regular too lol

No. 296415

File: 1666958264890.jpg (32.61 KB, 480x480, silicon-valley.jpg)

No. 296434

wow nonna I can't believe this

No. 296440

File: 1666970899529.jpg (46.45 KB, 481x480, post-59416-1105987549.jpg)

cutie pie

No. 296447

seek help NOW

No. 296450


No. 296451

This photoshoot is literally the female gaze

No. 296460

Oh fuck yes another Dwight fucker, I've posted this clip before in another thread, but I like to rewatch it every now and then because he looks and sounds so pathetic when he begs Michael for forgiveness. And in the beginning when Michael forces him to open his mouth, that was kinda unintentionally erotic. I need more self-insert fanfic, dammit! Preferably about becoming his boss and humiliating him in front of everyone.

No. 296469

Men shouldn’t be allowed to age

No. 296485

File: 1666993499001.jpg (43.29 KB, 700x589, mgs.jpg)

can you blame a nonner…

No. 296488

File: 1666995530584.jpg (64.87 KB, 600x600, Q_and_A_with_Doug.jpg)

In Disney lore, this is the son of Dopey the dwarf.

No. 296516

Apologies for the shit video quality, couldn't find a better upload

I hate that this fucking stereotype of video games and computers being only for males was being promoted in media at that time, but I would be lying if I said that I don't need to fuck an 80s nerd right now. Lord please, take me back

No. 296518

Funny you posted that because I always wanted to bang these three (the one with glasses especially)

No. 296519

I’m also a fan of Trey, fortunately from his Twitter it looks like he’s mutuals with quite a few terfs so I think him trooning is unlikely.

No. 296527

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No. 296532

File: 1667017445913.jpeg (40.37 KB, 450x300, D94CA46D-492B-407E-8386-BFD91B…)

I want to fuck Jay Baruchel so badly

No. 296533

File: 1667018611914.jpeg (69.07 KB, 980x699, croppedGettyImages536220154M7X…)

While we're on the topic of tech CEOs.. Pierre Omidyar (creator of eBay) is adorable.

No. 296534

Oooooof he’s exactly my type

No. 296535

Oh god damn it , same

No. 296554

File: 1667037341324.jpeg (975.16 KB, 1170x1939, 2A597773-D7DE-4650-BE02-B2B0B8…)

He was a cutie but then the outside caught up with the inside. The ex-girlfriend that put out all of these photos said he would hardly touch her unless they were fucking and they didn’t do that very often lol that autism is through the roof

No. 296557

that hairline was already struggling hard. How old was he here?

No. 296559

File: 1667038570056.jpg (Spoiler Image,130.26 KB, 641x590, haircut.jpg)

My bf used to have his hair exactly like that, but his stupid fugly manlet friends convinced him he should get picrel instead. Why do men have such bad fucking taste. I miss my fluffy nerd bf.

No. 296562

File: 1667040257465.jpeg (92.17 KB, 1200x628, B84463A2-7FDA-489F-A825-7270EE…)

Like 19/20. Shit was gone before he hit 30. Never stood a chance. 28 in picrel for reference kek

No. 296563

Revolting, indeed deserves to be spoilered

No. 296570

It's over for his sons. They should just kts.

No. 296585

File: 1667057049429.png (651 B, 64x64, Spr_FRLG_Super_Nerd.png)

you have no idea how ecstatic I am knowing there's other women out there who like Super Nerds. I want to fuck them so bad. Please no bully but I've been autistically obsessed with this for too long and didn't have anyone to share my obsession with until now.

When I played LeafGreen, I'd get excited every time I found one of these guys in the wild and battled them. This version of the Super Nerd is my favorite because I think they're the cutest, because of the long sleeves and the hairstyle, they look so soft and cuddly. Because of their pose, they look pathetic but in a non-threatening way, more shy and submissive rather than creepy, smug or bitter like the ones in Gen 1 and 2. I'd often fantasize about encountering and approaching them with the intention of seducing them, I practically fell in love with a sprite and a handful of lines of dialogue at most, it was a serious crush.

No. 296586

File: 1667057312227.png (5.08 KB, 57x57, S2 Super Nerd alt.png)

I also played Pokemon Stadium 1 and 2 after LeafGreen. Remember that in Pokemon Stadium 2, there's a "Pokemon Academy" mode where you can practice in battles against different generic trainers? The background or battle arena in this mode is a classroom at Pokemon School, and one of the opponents is a Gen 1/2 Super Nerd. When I played this game for the first time, the smug smirk on his face in his sprite made me unbelievably aroused. I also fantasized about being alone with him in that classroom, and fucking him, with him on the floor and me riding his dick.

It's a shame that Super Nerds only exist in Kanto and Johto, which means that they can only appear in remakes from now on. They'll probably never be brought back in a new region. I need my fix of creepy longhaired nerds, Game Freak!
The fact that there's zero fanart or porn of my favorite male trainer classes makes me beyond mad.

No. 296593

File: 1667060263400.jpg (62.72 KB, 492x532, c16149c86aa50db995cb12f733d9f1…)

No. 296599

Cute!!! ♥ I think I saw this when I went through Pixiv tags once. Thank you so much for reminding me. Though I admit the HGSS one is one of my least favorites, I wish there was more fanart of the other Super Nerds too.

No. 296614

File: 1667069750779.jpg (71.45 KB, 400x300, Curious_Brothers.jpg)

Would you?

No. 296615

File: 1667069885826.png (41.5 KB, 256x256, Loki_Beaker.png)

Does Loki Beaker also fit here?

No. 296617

File: 1667070262165.jpg (96 KB, 1024x502, 14125502_f1024.jpg)

Or even Mortimer Goth? He is a mad scientist after all!

No. 296618

Love Mortimer Goth

No. 296665

Wish I had pics but the Sims 3 Mortimer always grew up fine.

No. 296692

File: 1667110516564.gif (315.87 KB, 500x281, p4r39drtpsw71.gif)

The anime character Conway kind of looks like a super nerd and there's fan art of him floating around.

No. 296773

File: 1667162486161.jpg (21.68 KB, 360x360, maxmoefoe.jpg)

Maxmoefoe. I absolutely love him, i have no idea if he's considered a nerd but he makes autistic toy unboxing videos, pokemon card opening videos etc. has very nerdy hobbies and is cute as fuck. I just know a lot of you here would love him if you haven't already seen/heard about him.

No. 296774

I would agree, but he's a chunkster now. I miss skinny max.

No. 296776

Oh my god I am literally watching cold ones right now kek. I love him.
He has lost weight recently. He also looks better since he cut his hair too!!

No. 296779

File: 1667163630443.gif (2.01 MB, 640x640, F1DDE4DC-BF72-4E8E-A7E1-80D207…)

No. 296804

File: 1667175062196.jpeg (16.97 KB, 256x400, 114155772-256-k589306.jpeg)

He hit the wall tbh, but he used to be really cute

No. 296835

File: 1667187496467.gif (2.27 MB, 440x250, FavorableJubilantKakarikis-siz…)

No. 296845

File: 1667189417307.jpeg (2.21 MB, 2587x1960, A2325E9B-6693-4EDE-8C25-FA896D…)

Everyone, I am so sorry…

No. 296853

Don't worry nonny I won't judge, who is this or where is he from?

No. 296869

Gary Whitney was cute in 1997.

No. 296870

File: 1667196994568.png (Spoiler Image,258.33 KB, 480x320, teachers.png)

Nvm I reverse-searched it
If it makes you feel better, I never watched that one, but my guilty pleasure is Bible Black and these two were my favorite scenes from the side stories. I usually abhor maledom BDSM, but in my defense, this is a leftover from my pornsick days, and that was a long time ago
So both you and I are going to hell, kek

No. 296912

holy fucking shit nonnie he is a beautiful man

No. 297027

Thank you for your honesty Nonny, I feel a lot better kek. I’ve actually never watched bible black, who’s the guy on the right? He looks adorkable and has got me curious…

No. 297051

They both appear only once in these side stories, sadly. The one on the left is a virgin who's fucked by three students who practice witchcraft and are collecting virgin semen for a spell. Pretty short scene but the cunnilingus animation was hot. The one on the right is the complete opposite, he's a sadistic teacher who takes advantage of another female character who has uncontrollable sexual urges due to demonic influence. This is ultra shameful, and I have no interest in any of this shit otherwise, but I kinda imagined myself in her place since I though he was pretty hot for a random rapist male character in a hentai. The retarded noises he makes are too distracting and a major turnoff though (zero voice acting effort), so when I watch that scene I mute it kek. Way to ruin my immersion
Ok, now that I confessed this, I'd like to know why you like the guy you posted, if you don't mind me asking? I'd genuinely like to hear how you even got into that anime, funnily enough I used to have a female friend who also liked it a lot

No. 297077

awwww yeah he's precious i liked him too even though he made me mad sometimes. i would have wanted to be friends with him and i did when i watched skins. i used to have a half russian classmate who kind of looked like him back then kek

No. 297081

File: 1667315437228.jpeg (827.89 KB, 1170x1379, 2B3927D5-516A-4F3E-8076-C59DF5…)

he’s so endearing

No. 297083

samefag, his character's decisions irritated me but he is just exactly my type. argghhh

No. 297154

No. 297161

File: 1667354168602.jpg (55.94 KB, 600x350, ezgif-1-f65cb148d1.jpg)

Eltingville Club, highest concentration of bullyable proto 4chan nerd-incels in fiction.

No. 297166

File: 1667359319580.jpg (207.77 KB, 813x1209, Spengler-ghostbusters-33868428…)

I have something to confess

No. 297167

yes nonnie! my sexual awakening

No. 297213

What episode/s?

This is gonna sound weird but I watch it for the plot? I really like nasty awful fictional characters (leftover from my slasher days I guess) and as far as gross hentai main characters go he’s written well. He’s so good at being a manipulative monster that I can’t help but appreciate it creatively I guess?

No. 297215

File: 1667377642808.gif (4.14 MB, 480x352, tumblr_dfb9c56dd589af9f269a081…)

Jay from RLM used to be the perfect scrawny nerd

No. 297234

Bible Black Only - Episode 2, the main story that's based on the eroge also has an interesting plot, btw
Now that I've grown up and have a different opinion of hentai and stuff, I don't think I could stomach it, but you're making me curious nonetheless so I might watch it, I've also read that it has some really absurd funny moments lmao

No. 297240

File: 1667395249233.gif (6.94 MB, 472x352, 742cc123e52b5d8e674f71a614560f…)

I've always debated posting Mike because if we're talking about looks alone, he's far from a nerd but if you factor in he personality and mindset that's stuck in the 90s, then he kinda fits in

No. 297248

I am what you could consider nerdy (small, long hair with bangs, obssessed with WWI+WWII and weeb shit) and I dated/had sex with 3 different nerdy boys.
One was much younger than me, very short and skinny with a HUGE dick, a virgin before me as well, but we was a pedo and I had to report him to the cops.
There's my best friend (normal built, glasses, mid lenght hair), he's also a crossdresser (not a troon) and I got to pick outfits for him
The last one is my current boyfriend (a little bit chubby but not fat, glasses and wavy cute hair)
All of them were/are subs.

No. 297252

based. hes even cuter without the beanie imo

No. 297269

his eyes are so gorgeous to me, I think he's hot now and then.

No. 297270

File: 1667414884992.gif (932.98 KB, 275x189, 1667407872441.gif)

No. 297273

One thread wasn't enough? He doesn't even give off a nerdy vibe.

No. 297280

It really isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s extremely depraved and disgusting and for that reason I have a harder time watching it now (used to be pornsick too). I guess I like it because by hentai standards it’s an interesting look at Stockholm syndrome and how manipulation can work, you have to see a lot of gross shit to get through it though. If you can’t stomach literal faeces in each episode I would stay far away

No. 297283

File: 1667418877381.jpg (Spoiler Image,96.62 KB, 438x600, c0020f19-09d4-4995-a86b-249169…)

I can't believe this Bart Huges self trepanation photoset made me horny

No. 297287

He had to learn the ins and outs of coding to keep his forum up, he's totally a nerd.

No. 297293

That smile just melts my heart

No. 297295

Jesus, artist please? These are my kind of fictional men.

No. 297306

This faggot is neither known for being a nerd, nor does he wear glasses, you're just finding any excuse you can to post him everywhere, this isn't the unconventional attractions thread, and I'm starting to suspect you're him selfposting
In any case get the fuck off our thread

NTA but I know it's an artist who occasionally posts her art on /co/. That one's one of her most recent fanart.

No. 297318

FFS Null is a fat faggot, but he is slightly cute.
>>297306 Probably just a retarded Kiwi sticking around.

No. 297328

I love how Eltingville just out of nowhere got claimed by fujos/yumes like Iberians claiming the Americas. Most of all, /co/fags actually thought lolcow would hate it because of how repulsive the characters were only for the opposite to happen and now no discussion about the series can be hand there before it turns into a festival of smut and porn.

No. 297338

melts my eyes

No. 297484

yes nonnie!! his hair is so fucking cute

No. 297502

>/co/fags actually thought lolcow would hate it
Who the fuck is name-dropping this site on 4scrote /co/?

No. 297517

File: 1667514038039.jpg (Spoiler Image,303.4 KB, 937x1528, Fgp2VlDVUAAssQS.jpg)


Repost cause I forgot to spoiler for cartoon gore

No. 297526

It's not. It's this psycho chick from telegram thinking nonnas would admit to finding her husbando hot… But lmao no, fuck Josh.

No. 297536

i want him to discover my unemployment rate

No. 297540

During the early signs of Yumes invading, there's some screenshots namedropping Crystal Cafe and Lolcow. The gist of the post was that those sites were run by TERFs and would absolutely seethe at women slobbering over the archetypal basement dwelling incels.

No. 297547

Newfag moment. Null has been posted in the unconventional male attractions thread for years. There are a couple of Null simps on here, always have been. He is confident and in a position of power (at least on the online gossip sector) thats attractive. He's also funny and personally I think he is adorable and I would squish his cheeks.

No. 297550

but he doesn't belong in this particular thread, you don't need to post him everywhere. jesus at least the carreyfag took the hint

No. 297560

File: 1667544165165.jpeg (23.58 KB, 500x299, 6B1D1A47-6255-4406-96E9-6AF012…)

Oh my god yes >>297167 mine too! Egon completely launched my attraction for nerdy and jewish guys with glasses I think. I’ve always had a fantasy about having a nerdy scientist guy studying me for some reason, and getting flustered while I seduce and dominate him and make him keep his glasses on while I fuck him on a desk or something, kek

No. 297572

Then stick to posting him in the 3DPD husbando thread, clearly there's enough farmers who are sick of you posting him everywhere that he belongs in that thread, like Ezra.

No. 297578

Egon is so fine, and so fucking cute

No. 297730

File: 1667626168860.jpg (52.21 KB, 640x507, Iv6KIxV87VqUa4Xb1GAgfNnQdDTnnc…)

Nerds from the 1950's were so cute.

No. 297738

File: 1667632573799.jpg (58.17 KB, 900x477, korean-americans-on-rooftops.j…)

tfw no rooftop Korean bf

No. 297809

Sorry in advance if this is too pornsick, scrote-like or otherwise inappropriate for the thread but I can hardly find ANY hetero nerdy guy porn. I love lanky, nerd looking guys with glasses and every time I try to search for it, it always comes up with male-centric fetishes of GIRLS in glasses, or buff, gay guy-on-guy action (which does nothing for me). Does anyone know of anything or anyone I might like to look up? Kek

No. 297814

You’re fine anon. I have the same problem and haven’t found a solution yet either sorry. Those that have come close always play it more as sort of a joke like “Haha look at the nerd bang the 6ft supermodel pornstar”, which is a huge turnoff. I just want to see genuinely nerdy guys have sex with women like normal people, is that too much to ask for?

No. 297827

Nonny, trust me, you ain't alone. Almost all the good female NSFW artists who may be interested in pasty glasses-wearing nerds are drawing gross moid porn or yaoi (even then, I think normal dorky meganes aren't as popular as they used to be in fujo circles, they like those Vtuber-like ikemen now). The few I know who draw straight porn for other nerd-loving degenerates are inactive now, and rarely even drew explicit or non-solo stuff anyway.

It's insane that with so many degen women into nerds, there's so little het content for us, and it's easier to find stuff that's closer to what you want in fucking moid porn of all places. due to the sheer amount of diverse content scrotes get, sometimes there's a cute moid self-insert and you can enjoy him as long as you can pretend the pictures are not all or mostly focused on the girl. It sucks having to settle for a half-assed, vaguely cute self-insert, but it's what we have. I mean, don't get me wrong, I like sexy biseinen meganes, but that's the only kind of glasses guy that ever gets any attention from most female artists.

Have you tried reading self-insert fanfic or original fiction? Sometimes it's a good replacement. You could even write your own fap material, that helps forget the frustration for a while. But obviously, you should learn to draw to do what others have failed to. I'm also trying to improve because there's so many fantasies I have that I would like to see in visual form but don't exist anywhere (yet)

No. 297836

very specific but i get it

No. 297863

File: 1667684646880.gif (1.15 MB, 321x350, tumblr_61ffbc135c91463a4297f71…)

I think right now he is very cute!!!

No. 297864

HIS NAME IS DEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 297866

…deez nuts

No. 297867

File: 1667685141338.gif (2.43 MB, 1000x1000, tumblr_a26df4807bd2e48210e518a…)

No. 297935

File: 1667709132476.jpeg (854.1 KB, 1170x1325, 9FA781F1-066C-415A-BB2C-2BD11C…)

I’m sorry I used to think iDubbbz was kind of hot years ago

No. 297938

I strongly agree with you nona kek

No. 297939

And you were right! After he started balding even more and grew that mustache he became so gross. Really sad to see.

No. 297941

I did too but when I saw how badly he treated Anisa when they were first dating I lost all attraction to him kek.

No. 297971

kek nonnie you are not alone. he peaked in 2016

No. 298015

Oh my god he used to be so cute, too bad men age like milk

No. 298026

I know he has his own thread but Paul Dano’s Riddler was my awakening that nerdy guys > other guys. I love this thread.

No. 298054

File: 1667770145208.jpeg (27.86 KB, 480x480, richard-ayoade-travel-man-1562…)

Not trying to racesperg but I've never been sexually attracted to a (half)black man until Richard Ayoade in The IT Crowd

No. 298064

Same nona. He is really charismatic.

No. 298078


No. 298083

File: 1667778219626.jpeg (78.39 KB, 800x482, resized_99263-chappie_04514_rg…)

This movie sucked but I was SO in love with him

No. 298084

File: 1667778317628.png (110.24 KB, 250x241, Deon_Wilson.png)

Hhhnnngg cuteee

No. 298087

No. 298095

I need to watch this show, I've seen a few clips and he's pretty hot

No. 298146

No. 298147

File: 1667807873030.png (467.09 KB, 855x554, wa.png)

Yeah, I think I would've.

No. 298157

Why do I want to bully nerds in a loving way , I'm normally a kind person. I just wanna make them nervous.

No. 298165

File: 1667816892327.jpg (281.34 KB, 678x1054, Tumblr_l_267416338383768.jpg)

I'm a little late to the party, but this one is for the albini nonners. Personally I do not mind the way he's aged but his moid tendencies make me want to neck myself. I wish I had enough self respect to get better taste. Apologies to the jannies if they saw me report my own comment.

No. 298178

File: 1667826440368.jpg (124.18 KB, 720x713, 618bf1ab8bab1e2e5dbb95cf_tumbl…)

One of the few good things /mu/ did was genuinely get a rise out of him with the McDonald's quotes

No. 298182

I need to shove a nerds head in a toilet bowl and flush so bad

No. 298205

That's totally fine too! if he's a good boy who deserves it, of course

No. 298274

File: 1667861122534.jpg (45.3 KB, 600x401, 600px-Keria_Worlds_2022.jpg)

does anyone watch esports/lol? i dont follow religiously but this year keria from t1 caught my eye, and then t1 lost the finals, keria was crying really hard and the cameraman was a little shameless in recording him breaking down imo, and now i feel like ive developed a full blown crush on him…i feel like i understand the bully nonnies above kek

No. 298279

File: 1667862759700.jpeg (78.27 KB, 650x437, DE754E5D-980A-4B7A-B856-47E69F…)

i felt really bad for keria, he is also pretty cute. i had a huge crush on faker in 2015-2017 and watching the finals awakened something in me again… i really wanted t1 to win, im glad faker didnt retire yet. i want to see him win one last time…

No. 298348

holy shit i just realized he looks like my boyfriend. I'VE FUCKING WON

No. 298448

File: 1668046296748.gif (7.57 MB, 600x351, gostvplrmuj51.gif)

Glad to be back again

No. 298464

File: 1668056696681.jpg (114.09 KB, 640x676, i63gd6bxfyy91.jpg)

The posts about bullying made me think of this meme

No. 298467

File: 1668057013285.jpg (311.71 KB, 1080x1336, cryppo.jpg)

I like how scruffy this crypto bro looks.

No. 298512

I love that the majority of the men in this thread are here because they have glasses

No. 298519

They completely the look, though at least we can be sure that all of them, save a few exceptions, are genuine nerds

No. 298552

File: 1668099352694.png (245.09 KB, 660x252, styropyro2.png)

Styropyro aka Drake Anthony. he's insanely built for an actual kid-genius-graduated-early nerd. hope he's slaying hard rn

No. 298553

File: 1668099421773.png (395.46 KB, 640x583, styropyro1.png)

shameless double post

No. 298554

Why does he already have grey hair

No. 298566

File: 1668106087733.png (618.11 KB, 720x696, Screenshot_20221110-134715.png)

No. 298664

File: 1668146123315.jpg (35.52 KB, 600x600, 1668140998074.jpg)

i love this extint breed of men

No. 298669

the danofagging thread is thataway

No. 298674

File: 1668149051257.gif (1.43 MB, 482x482, 1666654636506.gif)

Dano is old and busted do not compare him to pre wall liquid chris, not even as a joke

No. 298689

File: 1668158404607.jpg (72 KB, 600x881, styropyro4.jpg)

I think it's just the lighting

No. 298691

i don't remember this scene in the batman

No. 298694

File: 1668158987026.jpeg (119.58 KB, 602x639, D9587B75-5749-4A16-BD29-D788AE…)

God nonna I feel the same way even with his jutted out caveman brow kek need me that ooga booga

No. 298697

It's the secret easter egg scene no.2 that's shown after the credits nona, you just left the theater too early.

No. 298699

File: 1668163037148.png (1.31 MB, 1366x768, styropyro_arms.png)

that was literally the next pic I was going to post!

I live for his arms

No. 298716

NONNA WHY IS HE SO CUTE who is he? shill me this guy pls

No. 298755

File: 1668185188987.jpg (71.18 KB, 300x400, 8636_4460.jpg)

To continue with the fiction trend, I've never seen one boy so in dire need of course correction.

No. 298760

It's literally in the post she's replying to…

No. 298787

Harry Potter but if he was kinda blind and an incel with persecutory delusions

No. 298793

File: 1668198563663.gif (3 MB, 640x320, sdjadjhalsdkasld.gif)

So true nonna. Swoon.

No. 298794

Nerds singing about science is my super kryptonite

No. 298798

you might know him from this but i prefer him with longer hair

No. 298876

Funny you say that because posting on-topic Dano is allowed in this thread actually.
I like both

No. 298885

File: 1668243237737.png (957.07 KB, 1065x604, 3C061529-BE79-41BD-AFB4-94026C…)

Danofag, reporting in:

No. 298902

youse have your containment thread for a reason, in fact this thread in itself is a containment thread splintered from the unconventional men thread

No. 298911

It seems you weren't there when this thread was about to be made
>this thread in itself is a containment thread splintered from the unconventional men thread
I'm not so sure about that, this thread was conceived on /ot/.

No. 298916

I've just been converted to the Church of Liquid Chris. I'm sorry Church of Dano.

No. 298972

Liquid has a youtube channel where he uploads song covers if anyone wants to see how he looks like recently. I think he's still really cute, though there's not much Dano resemblance anymore.

No. 299047

File: 1668321180552.webm (227.49 KB, 286x324, cute james.webm)

>ywn have an autistic bf to troll chris with
why live nonnas.
Also how do you live knowing peak nerd age is gone, i feel like the only old school nerd left is Scott the Woz.

No. 299048

I have faith that it’ll come back around

No. 299049

File: 1668322992773.jpg (60.29 KB, 647x483, FP6nGN7XIAItD3Y.jpg)

maybe we can manifest it together

No. 299062

I want to cry knowing what avgn looks like now. Even his humor doesn't hit the same. We need to go back.

No. 299181

File: 1668386632840.jpg (138.23 KB, 900x900, 1668383020407317.jpg)

No. 299183

i think you all truly just want to fuck sweaters or horn rimmed glasses because these guys are busted

No. 299374

No. 299375

Their low rank on the sexual totem pole is part of the appeal.

No. 299380

File: 1668492973252.jpg (80.63 KB, 1261x701, [19-11-27] 1199770817703358468…)

i just want an spastic bf, they seem cute and fun to be around

No. 299386

Who is this?

No. 299514


No. 299544

I am so sad that Yuval Banay is old now. He was the ultimate hot nerd in the 80's and 90's.

No. 299563

omg I had never seen this video. He's so cute
I agree, for that reason (and because he's married now) I'm only horny for his past self. I've been watching some old AVGN episodes, damn he was so incredibly hot!
if scrotes can meme fetish after fetish into existence maybe we can too?

No. 299576

File: 1668573639911.jpeg (491.36 KB, 3000x3000, 2DF9EE41-9005-47F7-82BE-FEECF6…)

Adam Friedland my love

No. 299584

File: 1668576321051.jpg (621.35 KB, 2400x1080, Screenshot_20221115-203518_Twi…)

Found this cute nerd on Twitch today (Beta64), but I'm kinda worried.
>cat ears headphones
>miku costume stream
please don't troon out…

No. 299596

He needs to be bullied more often again. Recent eps have him sound so slimy and uppity.

No. 299614

This thread should just double as a prayer circle for this guys to not troon out.

No. 299698

how old is he he looks so busted

No. 299715

he looks like allen ginsberg

No. 299814

File: 1668676009863.jpeg (106.57 KB, 1500x500, 1500x500.jpeg)

I stumbled on this group of math nerds while searching twitter. A question which has been bothering me for a while is which came first, the glasses or the nerd? Why do so many nerds wear glasses? And do the glasses make the nerd?

No. 299831

Pass pass smash smash

No. 299844

I funny that both the tallest and the shortest are the ones chosen

No. 299974

File: 1668753906778.jpg (22.82 KB, 502x332, Hideo.jpg)

Random cute guy in a random moid meme

No. 300143

if the one on the left shaved his beard he'd be so cute, I want the second one from left to right

No. 300145

this is why I used to watch JAV sometimes, they have a higher rate of cute males and sometimes they wear glasses and act shy

No. 300329

he's still my bae. I love him

No. 300433

File: 1669062136717.png (755.76 KB, 800x800, nerd.png)

This random tech bro I found on Facebook is really qt.

No. 300434

File: 1669062801678.png (323.41 KB, 564x532, nerd.png)

He looks tall, too. I really hope he doesn't troon

No. 300443

he looks like hes going to troon out

No. 300444

File: 1669065211407.jpg (12.23 KB, 320x320, 1648460346207.jpg)

imagine a manlet and tree threesome

No. 300446

>long hair
>tard gestures
Seems like we’ll meet him again on a different board soon.

No. 300508

File: 1669088558550.jpg (271.72 KB, 1680x945, Freaks-of-Nature-Ned-s-Glasses…)

Nonas, I watched Freaks of Nature last night and the nerdy guy was really doing it for me. Repost cause I accidentally spoilered.

No. 300516

He looks like a woobified discord kitten Riddler, not complaining.

No. 300554

File: 1669121412453.png (416.78 KB, 637x451, 24325.png)

I recognize him from his small role in Better Call Saul and went to look him up and was surprised to see that he is 42 years old

No. 300567

File: 1669132443107.jpeg (332.16 KB, 1600x1353, FiH3qkoXoAoqTFm.jpeg)

I dunno in which thread to put it but I've been having a fangirl crush on LTT for a while, because he looks so endearing and cute.

No. 300645

File: 1669169482341.jpg (223.32 KB, 683x1024, 8400122021_46f21abd94_b.jpg)

hes super cute nona ! thanks for sharing

No. 300649

File: 1669171506265.png (71.1 KB, 1140x435, glasses tier list.png)

those type of glasses are the ugliest glasses type.
Also, i found this tierlist. Would be interesting to see which kind of glasses nerd enjoyers prefeer.


No. 300652

creepy yellow-fever scrote

No. 300658

File: 1669181412498.jpg (75.65 KB, 380x700, bI2FEv7fHYb3mMbEBXz_3ysvFaTcVu…)

>hmm… I wonder if I can sneak Morrissey in here if I put glasses on him

No. 300738

File: 1669247762561.png (65.03 KB, 1140x450, my-image.png)

Fun idea

No. 300752

File: 1669258668825.png (72 KB, 1140x465, my-image.png)

Nothing can top the small square glasses.

No. 300770

File: 1669267008386.jpg (9.11 KB, 380x385, 1656793226234.jpg)

>Nothing can top the small square glasses.
whenever i think of small square glasses i think of a cute nerd playing wow and posting on forums in the 00's, he's also wearing a metal tshirt and baggy pants with converse shoes, he's unbothered by the world and doesnt know or care what a tranny is. I want to go back.

No. 300916

File: 1669360489207.jpg (56.53 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

>I want to go back.
Don't we all nona… everything feels fake now.

No. 300921

I have such a huge crush on a nerdy guy I met on a dating app. he's a few years younger than me and graduated from a chemistry degree last year. He really likes DnD and is quite an introvert, he spends his freetime gaming or cycling. He's tall and skinny which is the complete opposite to me being curvy and big, though I'm also tall. He also have soft fluffy hair, a cute big smile with his little fang teeth and a sexy voice that he says quirky stuff, I could listen to him talk all day if I could.

I have been wanting to date him for a while and we have a sexual attraction to each other but we have a confusing relationship. I just want to shower him with love, showing him the affectionate and appreciation he deserves.

No. 300922

Love the energy he puts into singing and dedication to song-writing. He's a nerd composer.

No. 300937

>Shy nervous nerd that can't meet your eyes for long without going bright red
>Outspoken pompous nerd that tries to act like he's better than you for attention

It's a fine line from uselessly passive or annoying incel but each of these to a certain extent is cute to me, thoughts ?

No. 300948

I wanna bully them both.

No. 300957

>outspoken pompous nerd who tries to outsmart me in the company of others but becomes deadly nervous when i'm alone with him
The best of both worlds.

No. 300960

>Shy nervous nerd that can't meet your eyes for long without going bright red
Always. Loud men are just annoying and obnoxious.

No. 300986

File: 1669408505168.png (554.34 KB, 688x621, pascal.png)

lately i have been reading kaze to ki no uta and i am in love with Pascal, we need more rebellious nerds
oh nyo dont make me choose between my favourite type of nerds, but i would go for the first one because that's my husbando

No. 301149

File: 1669526314090.jpeg (Spoiler Image,147.33 KB, 1029x794, 879FA56A-6CAB-4DD3-8E72-016301…)

tfw your unhinged collage professor will never take you like this

No. 301153

how did she went from a based femdomfag to this?

No. 301156

while I hate rapey/maledom shit I love this artist for being such an unapologetically horny nerdfucker artist, so I can give this a pass. I hope she releases the Bill comic sequel

nta but it looks like that's from July 2021? her more rececnt stuff (before she went inactive on twitter) isn't like this

No. 301163

who's the artist?

No. 301198

File: 1669567994880.gif (917.08 KB, 338x208, 50C098BA-B3E6-45D5-B786-ED21C5…)

No. 301212

File: 1669579838292.gif (1.12 MB, 279x230, tumblr_b84bc4a5ff5f3e50809c80d…)

No. 301213

File: 1669579941595.gif (1.35 MB, 359x249, tumblr_992a8fbfdbcdcf9e26e3586…)

No. 301255

Nerds objectively look better being being naked, huddled in a corner and cowering in fear.

No. 301278

no fake nerd guys please

No. 301282

…source on the artist?

No. 301300

I feel like maxmoefoe is teetering on the edge of nerd classification, he just seems like one of those middle school classmates who woud scream every 5 minutes and desperately try to be funny. But with glasses.

No. 301319

Have you seen his Pokémon channel? He’s a massive nerd consoomer

No. 301351

I hate how he breaks and throws things around so much, it always makes me feel weirdly sad for some reason. Like I always think some kid probably would have liked that collectible, or played with that Pokémon toy, but Max just had to break it and throw it against the wall for the lulz I guess.

No. 301459

vintage style glasses >>>>>>>>>

No. 301460

File: 1669708914625.png (60.01 KB, 950x404, EDFFCDCA-8314-4229-9CC4-E788B4…)

whoops sorry forgot to attach file i’m a dummy

No. 301464

i wonder if anyone even likes those ugly ass leopard glasses, kek

No. 301516

Literature nerd?

No. 301519

File: 1669739604580.png (73.47 KB, 1140x465, 6CC3D8D1-D693-41E9-AB3F-1DA4BA…)

I like tortoise shell glasses, but size and shape of the frame this particular one is blegh

No. 301522

File: 1669740197074.jpeg (29.07 KB, 350x195, FDEDB609-4635-491A-AEB1-5A83AB…)


No. 301532

these are my fav glasses too, the round circle ones with thin border thingies

No. 301644

File: 1669805127479.jpg (63.55 KB, 650x433, 56768676.jpg)

Moz definitely read far too much Oscar Wilde for his own good.

No. 301651

File: 1669809362043.png (18.92 KB, 150x120, myip.png)

Got horny when I saw this mascot on myip.com
Mental illness

No. 301652

File: 1669810727324.png (515.72 KB, 1210x1010, Screenshot_20221130-070831-441…)

what about the dude from hum? he seems relatable and writes beautifully

No. 301654

oh nyo, he's exactly my type looks wise, name?

No. 301679


No. 301847

File: 1669929063779.gif (11.48 MB, 437x327, 7E1421CF-A6BE-4839-B558-31EAEE…)

Merry Christmas from space.

No. 301857

holy shit nonnie my childhood crush.

No. 301861

Nonna I am actually watching reruns of this on YouTube rn. Someone uploaded broadcast editions so they’re ripped from VHS with all the sweet, sweet 90s commercials too. Ily for posting this. (Mike is good too)

No. 301871

Omg i want to watch this for lolcow movie night

No. 301872

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That would be so much fun omG. If you wanna look them up just search “mst3k broadcast editions” there’s a whole playlist with a bunch. The quality can be iffy bc it is vhs rip but it’s so cozy. 90’s commercials were something else. Also fun to see the Comedy Central era vs the SciFi channel era and the commercials thru the years. There’s all the little ad spots with the bots and Joel too.

No. 301913

Mike was the first crush I ever had, around age 6-7 when I would watch MST3k on TV with my family. But as I got older and discovered the older episodes in high school I fell for Joel. This is a long-shot, but were any of you on the ladies-only Mike and Joel "fangirl forum" back around 2009?

A cytube movie night with one of the xmas movies would be incredible!

No. 301934

Oh I didn’t know that! I need to look for it then. I like Mike too but he looks less nerdy, like other anon said.
>watching a bad movie with your crush, his robot friends and other nonnies
Almost like a date.

No. 303033

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Do we like weak moustaches?

No. 303258

Absolutely. Uneven patchy facial hair looks good on a nerd too.

No. 303261

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No. 303327

Omg anon, thanks for this

No. 303431

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No. 303494

Is he actually a nerd or did you just post because of the glasses
Be honest

No. 303515

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I have kinda fell back into my
maxmoefoe phase since he cut his hair and lost weight and can't stop watching cold ones and I am even subbed to the patreon KEK

No. 303550

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No. 303565

He climbed back over the wall with everything he had kek

No. 303576

kek but successfully

No. 303587

Is the patreon good

No. 303598

if you enjoy the main channel content then yeah. they do actually cut a lot of stuff out, like mundane things and it also shows when they put random objects in chad's ass. but I have it for max kek…. I do really find their wish and as seen on tv videos really entertaining

No. 303617

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ladies… i am so sorry for autistic hetaliaposting in 2022 but hear me out
if ignore the fact that he's the literal personification of the us he would be the perfect nerdy / geeky boyfriend

No. 303639

File: 1670819297630.jpg (149.27 KB, 1280x1777, 9017a431d22b2ba2c396092d1bb558…)

Absolute start of all my nerd crushes. It feels like all geek/nerd roads manage to cross through They Might Be Giants, from mainstream media like Coraline and Conan to niche internet spaces like Homestar Runner. Are their songs nerd girl catnip or just me?

No. 303673

this annoying faggot is the opposite of a nerd

No. 303715

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I was about to ask wtf you were on because in no way is Alfred a nerd but now that I think about. You're right. He's like an annoying capeshit redditor with adhd and walls of funko pops in his room and feeds off McDonald's.

No. 303728

Hnnng, yes. I love blond guys with glasses so much.

No. 303734

Russia and him are astronomy nerds. And Russia would be good at chess too.

No. 303757

agreed wtf

No. 303758

he looks like steve (pixielocks troon boyfriend)

No. 303798

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Edward Snowden is kind of cute in a greasy techbro way

No. 303800

Saw the pic on the front page, I guessed right that some anon was probably thirsting over him kek

No. 303900

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No. 303957

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Imagine being his princess

No. 303960

Imagine being his knight and him being the prince

No. 303962

anon that’s a child lmao

No. 303964

Kek you're right I just glanced at the pic once… To her defense, the knight version is an adult

No. 303977

Meh, he’s pretty ugly.

No. 303984

Well duh, isn't that the point of this thread?

No. 304109

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maxmoefoe nonnies, do you have good Y/n fanfics ?
Tumblr or AO3 preferably

No. 304110

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this basically

No. 304301

I actually have watched this video a lot.. kek

No. 304309

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I know I am 3 months late but if you are still here nonnie… HELL YEAH it's nice to see a fellow pcrow enjoyer here kek.

He looked so good at the chess boxing event. I'm sad his idiot ass threw and lost, but he did make Toast bleed so kek. I joined the recent outer wilds stream on his alt and it was significantly more laid back so even his voice was a lot more chill and "soft" and kekkkk did it do some shit to me.

No. 304529

This is a bit old, but does anyone know who the artist is?

No. 305094

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This random Ukie drone operator…woof

No. 305826

purelygross on Twitter

No. 305939

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>see a handsome nerd with long silky hair at the game store

>not sure if it's a metal fan or a tranny

I hate trannies so much, nonnies. It should be a crime for cute nerds to cut off their willies.

No. 305942

his body and head look photoshopped from different bodies, i have never seen a build like this

No. 305944

File: 1672563923634.gif (976.66 KB, 250x250, FbTR.gif)

TomSka in like 2012

No. 305975

File: 1672601997823.gif (1.99 MB, 500x375, d7b212c67346356f7c7ab758f97f5c…)

he is my type

No. 305976

Yes but who is he??
Oh god I crushed on him so hard

No. 305977

That's Harold goddamn Llloyd. Silent film star, one of the biggest icons of the film industry. He's famous for once hanging off of a clock tower's hands, without any safety nets, stuntmen, or life insurance.

No. 305979

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I recognized him but couldn’t remember his name!

No. 305989

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Oh my god, yes. And Buster Keaton, too. They are my beautiful clown boys.

No. 305990

buster looks like a sad frog and i want to squeeze him until he stops moving. he is so fucking hot

No. 305991

File: 1672619793199.jpg (19.28 KB, 366x488, 565_132806620622.jpg)

You are so right. A gorgeous, sad, funny frog. I should watch their films more often.

No. 306028

File: 1672647415195.jpg (157.57 KB, 700x500, tazer_tag.jpg)

I love him nonas… Especially knowing he treats his gf well; he's so attractive.

No. 306030

Tom Lehrer, the legendary standard for nerdy men

No. 306033

File: 1672648802263.jpg (19.98 KB, 558x540, IMG_20230102_013811_864.jpg)

Anyone watch That Chapter on YouTube? Irish guy named Mike who covers true crime stories. Sorry for shit screenshot.

No. 306034

I remember you from the unconventional crushes threads, you're a legend, anon.

No. 306036

Yes! I love him, he’s a good storyteller

No. 306065

Sorry but he looks like a middle aged lesbian

No. 306114

Let me quickly list this man's accomplishments/wiki:
He's a mathematician, satirist, piano-playing singer songwriter who lectured at MIT and Harvard. When he was drafted into the Us Army (NSA) he invented the Jello shot to circumvent the naval base's ban on alcohol too.
In 2020 he donated all of his lyrics and music to the public domain.
These were pretty raunchy and dark songs for 1967, linked is "The Masochism Tango."

No. 307583

Yes, he is charming!
Also I never knew about the public domain thing, interesting fact

No. 308209

File: 1673859027325.jpg (316.64 KB, 1365x2048, 1673841160069.jpg)

Sexo intenso

No. 308306

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No. 308334

Lately I don't feel as eager to post itt since apparently there are some aggro anons disrupting random /g threads, I really don't want to post and then comeback to a long ass rant about how shitty and gross my preferences are, call me a wimp but I'm sick of it

No. 309764

File: 1674278354017.jpg (39.13 KB, 739x415, images.jpg)

Uno es para tener sexo salvaje y el otro con amor. La decisión es tuya.

No. 309765

Maybe it's the danofag in me but I only feel more powerful when people shit on my taste. Embrace the weirdness nona

No. 309772

he reminds me of someone but i can't remember who, pretty cute tho

No. 309775

File: 1674285858602.jpg (163.28 KB, 951x1600, 1600px_COLOURBOX7029962.jpg)

There is nothing wrong with wanting to fuck clipart.

No. 309781

File: 1674291984299.png (444.48 KB, 500x500, 5B74EF76-73B4-4F90-AA0F-A869B2…)

Anyone else horny for Hamilton? I usually hate scrawny twinks but he looks like he’d do some freaky tantric shit while tripping balls in the rainforest

No. 309788

File: 1674300398937.png (212.7 KB, 380x482, nerd-vector.png)

Be honest, you would fuck picrel wouldn't you

No. 309789

File: 1674301147706.jpg (105.39 KB, 655x960, reanimator1985.jpg)

Saw this and thought of you. Unhinged mad scientist has always been my favorite kind of nerd.

No. 309805

File: 1674321272881.jpg (264.45 KB, 750x920, wallycox.jpg)

Can't believe not one of you has ever brought up Wally Cox.

No. 309807

I don't even like french moids but wow.

No. 309814

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OMG yes! I don't really go for twinks anymore either but god damn he's so cute, I would just love for him to explain some drug shit I don't understand whilst his heads in my lap and I play with his hair

No. 309968

File: 1674425093132.jpg (1.09 MB, 1920x1080, joywave-ft-image.jpg)

No. 310196

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Bill from House of 1000 corpses

No. 310212

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No. 310213

kek is that cassie and sid from skins

No. 310214

I think? Sorry never watched that series

No. 310243

No. 310315

Good taste. I know many nonas think his humor is cringey middle school tier shit but I genuinely really like his videos and always get such a good laugh out of them. I love the contrast of "psycho mad scientist who is "built different" but is extremely loving and caring towards his girlfriend". His video persona is very good and entertaining- his performance during the mansion hide and seek comes to mind. I believe he really does care about and loves Lily and I like seeing them together.

No. 310389

This coffee autist

No. 310393

I'm about 80% certain he's gay but great taste, fellow hoffmannon

No. 310395

File: 1674763577441.jpg (45.1 KB, 258x399, Harold_Ramis_as_Egon_Spengler.…)

Not enough Spengler ITT

No. 310531

File: 1674883591750.jpg (121.12 KB, 1080x506, fedora.jpg)

I like the fedora nerd from that shitty new Velma show.

No. 310604

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For me, it's him

No. 310619

I thought I was the only one… It honestly makes me kinda sad with how much hate he gets, I think people just see themselves in him and cringe lol. I find him pretty entertaining honestly and I wanted to see his and Lars’ dynamics and past explored more.

No. 310623

File: 1674977196293.jpg (114.61 KB, 640x847, i5tb9gp4vsea1.jpg)

>tfw no 1970's Indian disco nerd bf

No. 310624

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He's old now but still cute for his age.

No. 310637

He'd look fun to bully

No. 310648

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I think the hate comes from the way the writers portrayed most of the townies in general, the didn't balance humans and aliens very well. Ronaldo was just portrayed as this crazy, schizo guy which is strange considering he's the only one actually investigating the literal aliens living in his town, I think they went overboard with this portrayal which caused people to see him as an annoyance. He's retarded and kinda crazy but has ultimately no bad intentions, I think his character could have been used in a lot of interesting ways

No. 310676

File: 1675021394856.jpeg (104.93 KB, 1200x630, 68F0EF38-B964-4307-9121-2B752B…)

David Tennant wearing the serial killer look

No. 310693

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Very dreamy, gives Shostakovich vibes

No. 310695

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No. 310912

File: 1675157457375.jpg (124.19 KB, 1000x750, 0301-city-neonazi.jpg)

Gabriel Sohier Chaput, literal neo-nazi. I think stomping on his ballsack would be kind of hot.

No. 310931

He is absolutely not the shy, sub type though.

No. 310939

You implying being feisty isn't fun?

No. 310948

My absolute favorite. He's what awakened my attraction to nerdy men

No. 310954

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nona, you have no idea how obsessed you've got me with this weirdo polemicist. I am now watching old interviews even though i have no idea what they are even talking about

No. 310980

This man exudes sex

No. 310997

Well, I understand French and I can tell you he has a thing or two to say about jews and blacks, among others.

No. 311002

i hope they're only negative.

No. 311004

On jews, pretty much. On blacks, yes and no, although the negative would outweigh the positive and even more so nowadays. He also really likes islamist groups; he thinks 9/11 was wonderful, he loves al-Qaida and the Islamic State (he was even quoted in their magazine). So… yeah.

No. 311005

>tfw black
Oh well..

No. 311007

>I hope

No. 311011

File: 1675228402035.jpg (276.15 KB, 1104x1504, 1675205003221222.jpg)

Harold is a cute.

No. 311049

File: 1675275829886.jpg (698.59 KB, 2048x3027, Seth-Rogen.jpg)

Seth Rogen is weirdly attractive..

No. 311050

He seems to dislike blacks who don't "act black" and he seems to be more antizionist than truly antisemitic. That's the kind of comment I find with a cursory Google search, anyways. He doesn't seem like a /pol/ type racist.

"L’Afrique est pleine de ces sales nègres… Tous les noirs mal blanchis me font penser à ses travelos hermaphrodites horribles, ces transsexuels immondes qui, après « l’Opération », se retrouvent ni homme ni femme, ni bête ni rien : ils n’existent plus. »

"Africa is full of those dirty negroes.. all those poorly bleached blacks remind me of those horrible hermaphrodites, those awful transsexuals who after getting the operation find themselves neither man nor woman not beast nor anything else; they stop existing."

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No. 311054

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>autistic savant levels of musical talent
> floppy astigmatism inducing hair
> looks a bit like a frog

faster jonny

No. 311055

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No. 311056

True, it is indeed more nuanced. He still is harsh on jews in general however, albeit he likes a few. I won't post quotes because I don't want to go off-topic and it's not really interesting. Yours was however, I never read it before. He claims that "negroes" are the superior race and he also loves black jazzmen. In the dailymotion video that's been posted he does in fact thank the "slave traders" for bringing blacks to America so that they could develop jazz and says he's wrong for assimilating them to blacks in Africa. But the way he compares them to monkeys is more than enough to be considered problematic.

No. 311102

File: 1675319670939.png (1.73 MB, 2550x2089, 1675289921202546.png)

I want to have sex in his nuclear bunker.

No. 311103

File: 1675321066427.jpg (31.24 KB, 640x420, gabriel-sohier-chaput.jpg)

I feel like a horrible person for finding him kind of attractive. What is it about disgusting men that's so alluring to me? I'm in desperate need of someone to hit me over the head with a board

No. 311104

Saw this on the front page and wanted to let you know he looks like he exclusively masterbates to rape porn

No. 311201

File: 1675398622102.jpeg (60.04 KB, 596x600, 1591586010905.jpeg)

No. 311209

When I'm attracted to horrible men I fantasize about hurting them until they change and then it feels okay.


No. 311215

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Gave me flashbacks to this Russian romance movie from the 70's

No. 311459

File: 1675572801424.jpg (30.67 KB, 800x450, maxresdefault-4.jpg)

american writer/historian would recommend if you have an interest in american politics since his books are really good

No. 311706

File: 1675728198187.jpeg (145.14 KB, 1024x986, 269910549_10158176379142676_50…)

Malcolm and Simone Collins are living out my ideal relationship. Look at how cute they are together!!

No. 311707

File: 1675728365204.jpeg (61.51 KB, 700x525, 636bd50fe53c920019e8259b.jpeg)

It's so gosh darn cute when two nerds fall in love..

No. 311711

whoa, these people are fucking nutcases. if you don't look into them beyond the google image search results then the glasses are fine I guess

No. 311720

My only regret about not getting a hoe phase is that I wish I had been a v-card collector. I have a friend who took over 10 v-cards, I took my husband's so I'm glad for that.

No. 311727

I hope you’re joking Nona. The guy looks like young Jeb Bush and the lady is just average cute but loses points for being an insane handmaiden

No. 311737

>larping as mid century man
>scuffed shoes
actually pathetic

No. 311779

Anon if you're not russian I'm so shocked foreigners watch Служебный роман.

No. 311852

Idk, they seem happy. They have weird ideas about eugenics but they're not forcing them on anyone.

No. 311854

Thank you for pointing this out, I hate fags who just ignore details like that!

No. 311855

Ha! I'm not, but my dad and I like watching Russian films, especially the older ones. I loved that movie, though, it's kinda heartwarming (also the "fashion" fucking KILLS me, the thin eyebrows and blue eyeshadow).

No. 311859

His identity is based on breeding and he dresses like shit. Clearly not a fag.

No. 311924


No. 312077

I love blond guys with glasses so much, nonnie

No. 312127

File: 1676007556804.jpeg (153.34 KB, 1440x1440, image-asset.jpeg)

RC Waldun, author and youtuber

No. 312282

File: 1676113191105.jpg (27.12 KB, 304x333, irs_wwf.jpg)

thinking about this thread each time I see this guy

No. 312327

This is literally some thug/gym rat you stuck glasses on. At some point there really should be a definition for what constituted "nerdy" to gatekeep these threads.>>312282

No. 312342


No. 312347

I have always wondered wtf happened since I first saw the photo of the current him, he used to be such a qt3.14

No. 312354

File: 1676134047822.png (344.11 KB, 704x485, Saito.png)

Shuichi Saito

No. 312355

File: 1676134131326.jpg (23.04 KB, 266x414, Randal.jpg)

also Randal Ivory

No. 312384

warms my heart to see him posted on lc every once in awhile! I try not to shill ranfren too hard but it really is very dear to me

No. 312386

I love him even though he's a TIF's self insert.

No. 312393

If he is a self insert it seems pretty self aware. I felt like Randal was meant to be a kind of reflection on the author’s (but also girls in general) edgy middle schooler phase

No. 312399

Captainhowdie is a pooner? Still would

No. 312400

It should've been obvious to me considering he likes Danganronpa and has a fembrained artstyle

No. 312403

I am absolutely certain captainhowdie is a woman. Name was doxed a year ago plus complained about her period in an old deleted post somewhere. I don't know where the trans thing comes from either? every time someone tries to ask for her pronouns she says i don't care do whatever you want

No. 312409

File: 1676153576506.jpg (81.44 KB, 1280x720, e872b4dc3ba1e32445bab481917b35…)

Also Sasahara Koujirou, I was gonna post him earlier but forgot, he's my biggest crush rn and it's a bummer there isn't much merch or fanart

No. 312528

File: 1676244249411.jpg (100.52 KB, 1200x1200, 00JAPAN-SUICIDE-top-lbvw-mobil…)

Yusuke Narita, Yale professor. I really like his choice of glasses.

No. 312544

ive been watching rajiv surendras hgtv youtube videos and he has a charming amount of odd knowledge - never thought he was that cute until now

No. 312558

No. 312589

File: 1676285418303.jpg (71.18 KB, 579x576, evilnerd.jpg)

Evil nerds are hot.

No. 312625

Republicans just want to starve and freeze them to death instead, liberal want to offer them assisted suicide.

No. 312630

Lmao, he sounds like a villain in an edgy battle shounen. When I saw the picture nonnie posted above I thought "he's cute but I bet he is an obnoxious shithead", my instincts never fail.

No. 312647

As if that "I'm special" eyeglasses shouldn't have been a big warning sign.

No. 312656

Problem glasses alert

No. 312983

File: 1676528319961.jpg (60 KB, 500x662, y0qn8wlmnfia1.jpg)

Yves Saint-Laurent

No. 314741

File: 1677633769323.jpg (62.94 KB, 640x608, phmr9yy8zzka1.jpg)

I just love 80's nerds posing next to computers..

No. 317979

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No. 318348

File: 1679709138872.jpg (8.81 KB, 160x203, 160px-Ppmd-thinking.jpg)

I watched a video on the 5 gods of melee and i was reminded of the crush i had on PPMD when i was younger. He seemed so sweet, thoughtful and passionate
im' going to sound insane but his match against Mew2King made made me so horny, i loved seeing him win

No. 320378

David "Dave 1" Macklovitch from Chromeo is such a hot nerd, his dancing in this music video is funky and charming too. Everyone should want a hot nerd to dance with.

No. 320414

he's cute nonny

No. 322025

File: 1681721234127.png (216.81 KB, 428x468, a3e.png)

I can't be the only one here who thinks young John Carmack is really fucking hot

Fuck yeah nonny.

No. 322677

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No. 322696

File: 1682037414713.jpg (56.61 KB, 563x593, a8391f33f23cad089b7a44ab51eff6…)

I was obsessed with this cartoon when I was a kid, love them evil nerds so much

No. 323548

File: 1682421546060.gif (8.67 KB, 346x305, johnegbert-egbert.gif)

I would do awful things to John Egbert

No. 323620

Does anyone know if theres a thread like this anywhere else on the internet but about women? I need to feel better about myself

No. 323633

You could always make one here in /g/.

I love these anime versions of the dexter lab boys wtf

No. 324703

File: 1682917053707.png (19.87 KB, 186x141, Screenshot 2023-04-30 233106.p…)

I loved his relationship with Carmen Sandiego when I was younger. He still cared about her and wanted her to come back even after she betrayed him. There needs to be more media with women forming relationships with male AI that isn't tainted with moidism.
>tfw no nerdy AI bf who cares about me even if I'm an international crime boss

No. 324708

File: 1682918439052.jpg (52.18 KB, 500x836, e6cb0d88c4455128e13dc86fb712d9…)

Everywhere, really. Just look at how much Velma gets lusted after compared to Daphne. Nerdy girl fetishists are everywhere.

No. 324709

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Elon Musk started dating Grimes specifically because she was singing about nerdy stuff like Roko's basilisk. He also posted this about Caroline Ellison on a secret Twitter account.

No. 324713

You mean as in a lesbian thread for nerdy girl crushes, right? Because like >>324708 and >>324709 said moids with nerdy girl fetishes are everywhere

No. 324719

Isn’t that him taking a fit pic at his friend’s funeral?

No. 324731

When I was a kid I wanted to play Fusion Fall so bad because of Dexter's design in that game, but they never brought it to my country

No. 324735

What is this shit and why aren't y'all posting cute nerds?

No. 324748

go back.

No. 324796

I never watched the Carmen Sandiego cartoon but now I really want to. That relationship sounds so cute! It's so rare that sexy AI are male coded. What's this guy's name? It's hard to find anything about him on Google.

No. 324826

His name is Chief and he shows up in Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego which ran from 1994-1999

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