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No. 298105

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

Previous thread: >>>/g/286586

No. 298109

Replace all pics of xqc and his new gf with xqc and elsie

No. 298114

based idea

No. 298117

why don't i ever see a male attraction thread that's just general and doesn't have a category? is there a reason? my type is usually a little too mousy and off for the conventional threads but still handsome enough to not be shameful or shocking.

No. 298119

There's no exact reason but I have a bad feeling that mixing in different types could potentially lead to arguments over taste or people complaining about not wanting to see certain men even if they're not controversial.

No. 298120

that's true i also feel like it would tempt moids to post bait or random men they relate to. still, i avoid the conventional thread because i feel annoyed seeing busted guys posted there and i don't want to be a hypocrite. but i also feel silly putting a man considered hot by plenty of people alongside genuinely surprising choices just because he isn't a 10/10 model. oh well, we get by.

No. 298121

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I’ve always loved Conor Murphy from Foxing, especially during the Nearer My God tour in 2018 when he was in extra chubby. I just love the way he dances around stage like a retard. I’m the same nona who posted last thread near bump limit about Maniac (1980) btw.

No. 298124

Mousy and off? Find a pic of him in glasses and try the nerd thread

No. 298126

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X just announced that he's not in a relationship. You know what that means.

No. 298129

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>tfw no extreme bone structure genetics bf to balance out my shitty weak genetic mush face

No. 298131

Mumps head ass. A more V line look would suit him better.

No. 298132

Whoever made the threadpic, I love you kek. Put a big smile on my face when I saw it.

Nonnie are you serious??? Holy shit this is big news

No. 298133

Ew no. Plastic Koreans look gross.

No. 298135

He's not very plastic as far as korean celebs go. Look at the average male kpop singer, they look like they waxworks on display in madame tussauds who gained sentience

No. 298139

xqcfags rise up
we should make our own support group, I spot atleast 3 potential members

No. 298141

>A more V line look would suit him better.
please god no i'm sick of the dorito trend

No. 298143

no, he would look insane and weak. cut it out with your anime brainrot.

No. 298148

KEK no way is she dating that whore. I guess she's extra uwucomfy with his past of sleeping with women in brothels. Nice upgrade, Rae.

No. 298149

of all the jaws to mangle you want to whittle down one that's actually good and sought after? sicko

No. 298150

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Blessing the new thread with Ted

No. 298151

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I thought he looked good.

No. 298188

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There's at least 4 I think. We need to claim xqc as our own and create a timeshare.

No. 298197

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Lowkey makes me depressed like why do these women not think? Good luck to her being used like a sex object because that’s ultimately how a lot of these scrotes feel about women, especially him who was caught showing and reading porn to other women kek

No. 298233

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God I need him so badly since 2011

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No. 298236

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Time for me to daydream about humiliating Thom Yorke and making him cry. What else is new.

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No. 298246

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i think michael shannon toes the line of handsome/weird but looking at him makes me feel good. shame he's made some poor movie choices recently.

No. 298249

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He reminds me of Malcolm McDowell in a way

No. 298250

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standing in the street
making me so weak
im just mentally
detached from the people around me

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No. 298282

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presented without comment

No. 298292

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he was objectively hot

No. 298293

I know this is the unconventional thread but nona why…

No. 298294

in this picture only

No. 298296

I thought he had one leg because of his pose kek.

No. 298298

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there are a few others

No. 298299

Kek he looks worse here. Not hideous but kind of average.

No. 298301

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anyone other nonnies have a crippling attraction to todd howard? i don't even play any of his video games

No. 298305

he was objectively not hot, I hereby declare that dahmertards (even the ones finding the actor in the exploitative netflix show hot) get banned from this thread for derailing. this man ate the bodies of humans, that triumphs his “attractiveness” which doesn’t even exist, you could easily find the same scrote if you hit up a moid on /v/ or go up to one who looks like a bum. stop derailing the thread with your trash psyop crush, same thing with the anons who keep posting the columbine duo who were minors at the time when they committed their crimes so I don’t know what’s worse kek

No. 298306

Thank you I’m so annoyed that the hybristophiles have lost all of their shame since that stupid fucking show came out. He looks like every other malnourished suburban dad and NO your bussy wouldn’t be able to fix him.

No. 298307

Wrong. He only ate men

No. 298308

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I agree that Daniel Radcliffe is hot but this is so funny to me. He never fucked looked like that what’s the point in thirst trapping the Weird Al movie kek.

No. 298309

I find him disgusting, but I don't see them derailing the thread. They just post a couple pics of him every so often, like anyone else here. This thread was pretty much made for posts like that, back when it had "ashamed" in the title.

No. 298310

I kinda miss it back then. I wonder where Osama anon is now

No. 298311

Kek this is for you nonnie

No. 298316

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anon don’t be retarded, he was also a racist scrote who deliberately attacked scrotes just because of their race. also heard that he attacked them for being gay too. imagine if that happened to lesbians? come on.

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Nice point, however men are still more closely related to male chimpanzees than actual people.
Picrel is lana’s new boyfriend who makes out with dogs. White boy moment for sure

No. 298322

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He’s ugly now though

No. 298323

>implying he's not ugly in the first pic

No. 298345

>also heard that he attacked them for being gay too. imagine if that happened to lesbians? come on.
I know this is definitely derailing but are you fucking stupid? Not even attracted to Dahmer but do you really not know the first fucking thing about what happened? He was a gay man who targeted other gay men for fucking so he could fuck them and kill them and then fuck them some more, it wasn’t a fucking hate crime or something. Imagine speaking with such authority on something you don’t know the most basic details about. Who fucking does that?

No. 298347

They only have as much power as you give them nonnie. Just scroll over if that upsets you. Can't believe bedwetters get upset at someone who actually fits what the thread called for instead of conventionally attractive thread rejects this is usually plagued with.

No. 298368

The real Weird Al is hotter than the movie one anyways

No. 298370

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i will never not be obsessed with the young version of him. perfect man visually
can we have a dahmerfag containment thread

No. 298371

>can we have a dahmerfag containment thread
Please no, not even addressing the fact he's a serial killer there aren't enough dahmerfags for the thread to stay alive. He's not being constantly posted like Evan Peters or Paul Dano was. It's just the occasional hybristo

No. 298372

Genuinely don’t find him attractive at all even if I didn’t know what he did. He looks like a homeless philtrumcel.

No. 298381

No, because he is just 'the ''sexy'' boy of the month' because of the netflix tv show, please don't shit up /m/ threads.

No. 298398

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shame. my greatest shame. I am saging out of shame

Based also he has the voice of an angel. big fan of his nose

I'm you nonna

No. 298406

Same nonna. I find most of the SleepyCabin boys at least somewhat attractive. At the very least funny and charming. Zach is my favorite though. My little gremlin man. I also think Jeff would be really fun to tease.

No. 298408

All the single focus boy threads are flavors of the month. Do not interpret this as a comment in favor of a Dahmerfag thread

No. 298449

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Chris is literally nothing compared most of the people here. He's a normal looking Irish guy who's multitalented and working in the industry who also happens to be an e-celeb. He's also quite charming. But I'm with >>298406. Zach is best boy

No. 298463

Zach’s horrible nasally voice is insanely hot to me. It’s shameful.

No. 298470

Right? It's super hot and unique. He's so funny and confident that he pulls it off perfectly. I love it when he laughs so hard that he can't breathe.

No. 298477

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Jeff is silly and very adorable. His interactions with Cory are funny you just know he has a very big heart. very good taste nonna

Tbf Chris is gross and full of himself and also a fat slob. he's nowhere near the cutie he used to be and he's also kind of deranged now. i just can't help thinking he's endearing. forgive my moidspeak as I dont know how else to put this but both he and Zach have moe gaps… very vulgar humor but appear to be genuinely sweet and honest which is a big appeal. i think Zach's laugh is cute and charming too . I feel just terrible sperging about this but their audience is mostly made up of males or unbearable tiktok zoomers so I have little choice. goodbye world

No. 298479

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Same nonna after seeing the fnaf vr video I loved how cute Chris looked and how scared he got. Also love Zach even when he looks like he bit into a whole lemon

No. 298480

No idea who this guy is but I think he's really cute nona.

No. 298483

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Not usually my type but his personality has grown on me sexually

No. 298487

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if you know you know, if you do not… don't ask

No. 298495

Dahmer looks like he scratches and sniffs after he farts. Every. Goddamn. Time.

No. 298547

Jeff is adorable. I love how flustered ge gets when Chris sexually harasses him. Also, I don’t know about you, but I’ve loved those boys since I was a kid, like Hellbenders and before, so they are our clay nonnie, no moids or tiktok zoomers can take that from us. Gap moe is also our thing, don’t worry, I totally get what you mean. I also think it’s interesting that Chris has been mentioning the harmful effects of porn addiction and the internet in general lately.
The FNAF VR video was SO GOOD. I hope they treat us to more facecam for special occasions in the future. I’m also now remembering the MAGfest panel where Zach looked so shy and was wearing a suit jacket two times too big for him. So cute. Nikki is a lucky woman.

No. 298550

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idk if it counts but Trevor from WKUK. I think it’s probably just cause of his sense of humour but I find him so hot lmfao. Rip.

No. 298555

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not sure if I should post here or the nerd thread, some esports players are cute

No. 298571

same nona. gone to soon!!

No. 298587

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I don't care how retarded he is or how ugly his facial hair is or that he's a manlet or a faggot he is so sexy I want to talk about power tools and not make eye contact with him I hate it

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No. 298609

Girl in his prime he had a charm I could not deny. I still sometimes watch old episodes to relive my teenage crush on him ugh. When he got all fat and gross later it completely vanished but for a small window he was really really cute. I even watched that godawful Miss March movie because of him kek

No. 298610

JOXXER THE MIGHTY??? Kek your post made me want to go watch my Xena DVDs, nonna. Mad crushes in my early teens on Xena, Ares, Eve, and indeed Joxxer. Not ashamed.

No. 298612

Trust me I'm not impressed with myself either

No. 298614

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Finally someone else with taste, high five sisters

No. 298622

He’s such a doofus but he’s OUR doofus

No. 298634

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Fell for the young Nick trap nonnie. Most of those hot pics of him were 2016 or before

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No. 298637

Do you actually though?

No. 298640

Jermafags you should feel embarrassed

No. 298646

Cba to watch it just tell me what happened nonnie. please

No. 298647

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Who do the anons ITT think is more likely to eat a pussy between Jeffrey Dahmer (as in lick it, not chew it up and swallow it) or Steven Morrissey?

No. 298651

Naw I still want to sit on his face with the trash facial hair he has now on TAFS

No. 298652

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There was a Phil Collins anon in the last thread, so picrel is for her. Phil x Robert Plant, hahahahaha

He's the only DILF of video games.

No. 298653

Both of them are gay and probably hate women though

No. 298656

that’s the joke

No. 298662

Dahmer would convert Morrissey to cannibalism

No. 298672

be honest, how many times have you bought skyrim for him?

No. 298676

No fr, I feel bad cause I’ll watch old shows w my boyfriend & im so turned on by Trevor instead ahaha I suck

No. 298686

philfag nonnie here, you don't know how happy this made me.

No. 298701

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KEK one of my exes was def butthurt when they realized I was watching bc of my crush. I especially liked his songs (dinosaur rap, get a new daddy, etc) like they’re so dumb but I found them so charming. His one comedy special from the early 2010s had some mad catchy songs, Connie Watson slaps forever. Picrel is for u nonna, mwah

No. 298703

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omg nonnie thank you for posting this, I thought I was the only one. Although he has become a bit of a chunkster recently, I preferred him during the sleepy cabin era so probably picrel.

No. 298710

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There’s a guy that’s been coming into work recently that looks like a less fucked Steve-O. He came in today in his work uniform and a chain necklace, baggy jeans and adidas, total millenium skater style. I think he has an earring too. We have a running joke at work about matchmaking the girls at my work and the guys at his work which I only took as a joke but now I’m seriously considering it. He’s like pretty much my type but just a bit goofier looking. Anyway this guy made me realise maybe I would fuck Steve-O second to Chris Pontius
Love his silly little face
I’ve only seen him in one vid but I LOVE his accent and general vibe, need to watch more

No. 298712

I liked him back in the day before he married the obnoxious cosplay thot SuperMaryFace only because he thought she was hot and got her some big fake titties too.

No. 298732

AYRT, I'm something of a Robertfag myself and when I saw this I laughed so hard. I'm glad we could bond over this

No. 298751

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His older brother tho

No. 298763

I love him so much, my big goofy irishman.

No. 298765

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I want to live in one of his mud huts and cook him some Polynesian arrowroot flour bread while he fires 50 bricks in a kiln to build a nursery for our feral jungle children.

No. 298766

Scusi who are these tasty men?

No. 298767

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No. 298768

dax flame

No. 298771

You girls understand me so well, ilu

No. 298772

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No. 298773

I could've saved him nonas

No. 298774

there was a quote about his mom, or something he said to her that touched me, it was something like, "I forgot I loved you or cared about you" I don't know, I feel like he was a sweet soul with mental illness

No. 298775

La prima è Ted Raimi, of Xena: Warrior Princess fame in my heart kek

No. 298783

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Sam Raimi and his younger brother Ted. One is a film director, the other is actor. Both are incredible.

No. 298784

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I like his unhinged energy and lack of cynicism.

No. 298804

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Whenever I hear get a new daddy I’m like “damn I’d let him be my new daddy” lol

No. 298821

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LOL BUT SAME. This posting back and forth about him has reignited my crush and I’m about to watch some old WKUK episodes kekkkk also, just have to add I think there’s something genuinely attractive about his speaking voice. It’s kind of nasally and he has a bit of a lisp but it’s very deep and still masculine idk how to describe. Ily fellow Trevor Moore-anon.

No. 298830

Paul Dano phenotype

No. 298831

but trevor isn't fat and has some semblance of a chin

No. 298832

Weird comparison

No. 298833

Paul Dano A phenotype (stands for alpha), the real Paul is B phenotype (stands for beta)

No. 298846

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Maybe Moz would break his years of dedicated veganism to cannibalise Marr

No. 298853

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Even now that he's old, I still love him

No. 298856

KEK nonna pls I almost spit-taked

No. 298875

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Idk why I like horse faced manlets so much

No. 298877

Poor guy, had to play second fiddle to Steve Coogan then David Mitchell, two of the best current comedians in the British scene. He deserves his dues.

No. 298878

Never really found him funny tbh. He just gives me fanny flutter.

No. 298909

is this that british guy that shows up on a bunch of panel shows

No. 298914

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Had no interest in him whatsoever until that one scene (and subsequent scenes afterwards in bcs) where he gets shot and beat up and thrown around, it’s so hot. Watching the Far Cry Experience atm and Michael Mando is so charming and insane WOOF. I would do many things to him but also vice versa

No. 298918

does this mean you like hugh grant

No. 298947

on that note… mike is… so hot for a grandpa

No. 298979

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Haven't the slightest clue why he flared up in my mind out of no where like this. A week ago I hadn't thought of his existence for years, and now, I have thousands of pictures of him just like that.
I am admittedly going through a downwards spiral so maybe that's it…

No. 298983

so, using microsoft's edge's picture identification feature i'm told he's an IOS engineer? and you know him how/why?

No. 298986

he’s a youtuber

No. 298989

is his name cody?

No. 298993

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here to post young Bobby Gillespie who just proves that a well dressed man with an interesting haircut can be hot even if he has the facial features of an anthropomorphic cartoon dog

No. 298997

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blixa was much hotter than nick cave but is still fugly enough for this threa

No. 299001

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I really like this gif of him.

No. 299009

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do people really consider him to be unconventional? i find him cuter than jesse/aaron paul. lalo is still my favorite but princess nachito is a close second. on that note, nonas itt who would you fmk from the below?



No. 299011

I like his personality too but his gf is so damn annoying I hate her pink haired anime persona and her artstyle it makes me so annoyed

No. 299012

you seen this video of him making risotto?

No. 299013

Cody Ko. One of the few e-celebs who can still have a respectable career once the whole platform dies

No. 299020

I wish I had a cute Blixa making me risotto

No. 299022

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he was a bit ugly when yourger due to the drugs i guess but as soon as he gained weigh on his face he became really attractive unlike nick cave who looks like a goth krusty the clown
i mean that harness alone 10/10

No. 299025

Oh lord, I never looked into his girlfriend. Her persona is so over the top, it’s almost like an OC rather than her. She looks pretty normal in real life.

No. 299028

Trevor was so hot and funny as fuck. RIP

No. 299029

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it’s from an interview he gave in his former high school, i think it even has english subtitles in case you’re not a germanon

of course, by then he also looked healthy. food became too much of a hobby for him sadly.

No. 299032

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His twink death was still less tragic and abrupt than of many other guys.

No. 299033

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None of my friends understand when I say I would fuck Edward Snowden but I feel like some nonnies here might relate

No. 299037

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Of course.

No. 299038

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tfw they're all old and schlubby and gross now

No. 299041

>Fuck Mike
>Marry Saul
>Kill Walt

No. 299044

I would fuck Jimmy McGill

No. 299060

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Superb taste nonnie. He is my lifetime Hall Pass. I was never into video games but I watched the far cry 3 cutscene compilations in middle school out of curiosity and the results were devastating. It’s a miracle I’m not some extreme degen based on the amount of deranged self-insert bdsm fanfic I read about Vaas. Have you ever listened to him being interviewed? He has such a lovely voice and a really interesting point of view.

Marry Jimmy
Fuck Walt
Kill Mike

No. 299063

Marry Mike
Fuck Jimmy
Kill Walt
Though I love all of em

No. 299073

File: 1668341142381.gif (7.04 MB, 415x277, 796D0019-FC0E-40E0-B448-889848…)

To me he has a bit of a goofy head, definitely not as unconventional as others ITT but I’m ashamed to say I would fuck the characters he’s played. Also fuck Saul marry Jimmy kill Gene
Just read my first reader slashfic since a few years ago because of this mf, considering pirating buying FC3 for him. Unrelated but he reminds me of Handsome Jack minus the frat boy vibes. I haven’t seen seen any interviews with him, will probably watch some tonight.

No. 299084

File: 1668346195967.jpg (270.25 KB, 1276x850, 1668346048.jpg)

Honestly he aged pretty fine and he's less fat these days (but I don't dig the long hair so I chose a different pic)

No. 299111

File: 1668359760921.jpeg (145.58 KB, 666x1000, 63158884-C0C9-4A21-B540-4EC7E1…)

Noel Fielding. I find myself drawn to his sense of humour and eccentric style. Plus, the piercing blue eyes.

No. 299113

Gotta love Noel, even when he got chubby cuz of his hepatitis C meds

No. 299114

In the Boosh days I definitely did as well. Something about the Vince Noir persona was so charming. He’s also just so creative which I find attractive. Loved when he would be on Nevermind the Buzzcocks too.

No. 299115

File: 1668361450146.png (492.19 KB, 693x1000, vince_noir_by_kaytii-d5tfkd9-5…)

I love him too, not sexually though, but as a person.

No. 299116

File: 1668361810170.jpeg (72.01 KB, 500x827, A920C46A-AB85-4E9A-A1BF-9075D9…)

Currently binging bake off and wanted to post this, even when he’s older kek

No. 299137

File: 1668366650736.gif (7.06 MB, 500x251, FAR9YTo.gif)

he looked so hot in this episode

>fuck walter
>marry jimmy
>kill mike
he's too much of a grandpa

No. 299139

File: 1668367106848.jpg (121.7 KB, 650x900, 20221113_201705.jpg)

Lol what a crossover

No. 299141

>fuck jimmy/saul (the suit stays on)
>marry mike i guess he'd protect me and give me all his money
>kill walter's sociopathic ass

No. 299160

File: 1668375894476.jpg (12.78 KB, 320x240, keithy.jpg)

Long haired Keith long haired Keith! He's like a very handsome masculine frog ♥

No. 299175

File: 1668383934294.jpeg (66.58 KB, 431x503, 45AA8783-66E7-4A73-8B18-4C86CC…)

It’s wild how different the devil horn mohawk makes him look. Long hair is my favourite second to this cut.

No. 299179

Isn't he conventionally attractive? His face is like perfect?? To me he is the male equivalent of those insta thots with shaved head or bleached eyebrows who make themselves ugly on purpose. I do dig the alt style on him though.

No. 299219

File: 1668404789560.png (1.02 MB, 1920x842, jawsroyscheider.png)

Finally watched Jaws and wow, Roy Scheider was kind of hot in this scene.

No. 299220

File: 1668405343544.jpg (235.16 KB, 750x738, watthetuck.jpg)

The fuck ?

No. 299222

File: 1668409792385.jpg (119.62 KB, 682x1024, d4c882323e4026431424110c8ee010…)

I desperately want more black guys to have this haircut.

No. 299223

File: 1668409968585.png (389.49 KB, 426x537, 8b731a2eaf349486d35bafae537779…)

Afar guys just look really cute in general.


No. 299235

I wonder why she went private.

No. 299240

They have 4 kids together, so maybe i think that's why…?

No. 299241

Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

No. 299261

I agree, it's cute and reminds me of ancient times like Egyptian hairstyles.

No. 299278

Yeah she decided to do a 180 and go from posing in skimpy bathing suits and doing nude photoshoots to tradthot mommy who bakes cupcakes. I remember she denied both having a boob job and doing nude modeling, even tho there were hundreds of pictures of her and she has super recognizable moles. She even went so far as to say the photographer photoshopped her to be nude and she was 16 so he was a child pornographer. She was a real lolcow.

No. 299292

File: 1668456411537.jpeg (1.4 MB, 3000x2039, ECF1E2A1-B26E-4835-A93D-473D25…)

Men shouldn’t be allowed to age or have Instagram
I know he looks like a fat roadside hobo now but howdy psychic partnergate is truly breaking my young indie kid heart

No. 299303

File: 1668462186117.jpeg (50.87 KB, 300x300, 508101EF-72F9-4E36-8538-DE9173…)

based nona

No. 299310

File: 1668464085285.gif (991.85 KB, 245x101, pondering.gif)

No. 299315

File: 1668465945483.jpeg (302.62 KB, 1738x2600, Document.jpeg)

POV you are Ezra Miller

No. 299322

Looks like Moses in Prince of Egypt.

No. 299331

File: 1668468692972.jpg (67.39 KB, 799x1200, fml.jpg)

No. 299350

File: 1668477749737.jpeg (124.57 KB, 1156x771, 3F90B511-F7BD-4235-8880-625B35…)

I like men who look like lesbians

No. 299364

That looks just like Timmy Chalamet

No. 299376

But without the bicycle seat bones

No. 299377

File: 1668490333321.jpeg (46.13 KB, 480x479, C4AE52C6-7DD5-4F30-87F7-7EFE65…)

Yeah I’ve heard people say he’s the working man’s timothee

No. 299379

More like the welfare queen's timothee

No. 299389

File: 1668503400963.jpeg (107.01 KB, 540x320, 0CC73EF7-6979-487A-A0BE-BF2D41…)

I need him, nonnas. Need. I know some people in the conventional attractions thread would say he belongs there but usually you get BTFO’d for liking older men kek truly he was gorgeous in his 20s, seemingly hit the wall in his 30s, then boomeranged back around to being the big bad wolf in human form in his 50s and it’s NOT FAIR.

No. 299390

File: 1668503476302.gif (649.92 KB, 268x268, D9952A71-1588-4274-9533-EB3638…)

This is him at 25 UGH

No. 299391

wtf looks at least 38

No. 299392

File: 1668503826101.png (77.77 KB, 540x313, F8F2D0B8-4AC0-486D-A02F-BBDE8F…)

KEK MAYBE SO still would have tho

No. 299393

who is that

No. 299394

File: 1668505701644.jpg (209.68 KB, 1037x1600, Jeffrey-Dean-Morgan-john-winch…)

Ntayrt it's Jeffery Dean Morgan
Im never the type to think men age like wine or be into old men, but he's one of those rare exceptions where I actually think he became better looking the older he's gotten, not sure why, but he's so cute

No. 299407

File: 1668516799666.gif (2.73 MB, 250x281, 912455D5-7A3F-4041-A9BB-952B60…)

No. 299408

JDM anon here (kek) and yes see you get what I’m saying. I don’t go for older guys EVER. PERIOD. He’s like a goddamn unicorn.

No. 299412

File: 1668520331058.jpeg (155.31 KB, 750x1124, 5AB4AF06-EA2B-433C-9737-9654F7…)

Wasn’t ever into him but for some reason atm the more I look the more I think you might be onto something. He reminds me of a less gangly more dad-like Jason Lee

No. 299413

File: 1668520478551.jpeg (923.47 KB, 1055x1273, AC4D9505-853C-407E-BE99-CB3197…)

Omg I’ve had that thought before re Jason Lee being similar. He’s the beta phenotype kek one more pic and I promise I’ll stop spamming my thirst is just extra strong today

No. 299423

this guy looks better than timmy imo

No. 299432

i love jason lee…

No. 299442

File: 1668532172774.jpg (56.41 KB, 340x450, franz-kafka1[2]-763969013.jpg)

Kafka was cute

No. 299446

extremely based

No. 299453

File: 1668534703659.jpg (57.18 KB, 564x693, e443775621a60d35a58bf1115acd3a…)

No. 299468

Honestly……..I’ll give you this one, nonna.

No. 299471

Imagine the smell

No. 299473

File: 1668536193547.jpg (342.78 KB, 1984x1315, Alex-Cameron-e1569160844609.jp…)

No. 299475

Same, I miss that stupid nu metal look with the dreads and oversized clothes and Jon is cute

No. 299476

Also forever love him for the Queen of the Damned soundtrack. What a masterpiece of the year 2000. Even the movie itself is a terrible kind of gem. (RIP Aaliyah ugh)

No. 299486

Yeah people don't give the band enough credit cause 'nu metal is cringe' or whatever but they're great musicians and Jonathan has a fucking amazing vocal range

No. 299488

I think he also has the perfect voice for Sans from Undertale.

No. 299492

Agree hard. I saw them on their Family Values tour when I was a little baby fifteen year old autist and they were fucking awesome. Being there all day was kinda draining for me but when they finally came onstage I woke up completely bc they were so goddamn good.

No. 299507

File: 1668545138185.jpg (352 KB, 1600x2133, 652b23d4-a99d-4900-b43e-a12302…)


No. 299509

i wanted to fuck him so badly, massive cutie

also him, avantgarde sex bomb.

had a mad crush on him too, i remember him as particularly sexy in the ouija board and drunk dad ep.

great taste, nonnas

No. 299510

yandere dev looks so cute here!

No. 299511

File: 1668546328892.jpeg (506.23 KB, 1562x547, 338324A2-E341-4B1A-86FB-DF3922…)

wtf, i just wanted to post the real one, guess that’s why i thought of him. i only found out who he was because i saw these pics somewhere and thought he looked ugly-cute.

No. 299515

File: 1668547014818.png (136.81 KB, 300x298, jw.png)

idk if i can say my opinion about jews guys. there was a time i said they are the worst type of white guys on the vent thread but some jannie marked as a racebait…. but i never saw one that looked really beautiful instead of cute-ugly

No. 299516

File: 1668548918487.gif (1021.87 KB, 357x268, 35BC1A48-1ADE-4635-BD01-6F0F76…)

I bought a long sleeved adidas top in high school because of him
Have you seen him in Mallrats nona? I love him

No. 299520

Who is this??

No. 299521

Forgot to sage and nvm I found him.

No. 299524

File: 1668549774584.gif (854.99 KB, 498x287, 78162F1A-894A-44EC-82E1-3D0DAF…)

One of the Trevor Moore anons here hehe, I LOVED him when he was the devil in that one sketch, doing a weird over the top southern accent and wearing like some kind of red face paint and winged eyeliner of all things kek I could only find a shitty gif of it tho sad emoji

No. 299526

>liking a literal methhead and serial cheater
Gross. He's so incredibly ugly too with that balding egg shaped head. Please love yourselves.

No. 299536

Post your unconventional male attraction. NOW.

No. 299537

File: 1668556780334.jpg (41.13 KB, 357x357, A-351232-1349362255-6118.jpg)

He hasn't been active in probably years but Zac Pennington is unreasonably attractive to me.

No. 299538

Kinda looks a bit like cillian murphy

No. 299539

I'll disappoint you that none of them are meth heads or serial cheaters. Why would anyone be attracted to that.

No. 299566

Begone zoomer, find something else to cancel

No. 299569

File: 1668571786543.jpg (162.04 KB, 1100x1900, 1100x1900.jpg)

Retard, who said anything about cancelling? I'm definitely older than you. Did you want his smelly chipped meth teeth biting your nipples before he cheats on you too? All his gfs and groupies were supermodels. This balding faggot would never even look at you. Get some self esteem and stop being a pickme over one of the ugliest men on the planet.

No. 299572

File: 1668573210686.jpg (74.98 KB, 392x500, green-gartside.jpg)

i don't think he's that unconventional but Green Gartside from Scritti Politti is gorgeous

No. 299574

File: 1668573414055.jpg (741.88 KB, 2000x1699, scritti-politti-green-gartside…)

like damnnnnn

No. 299575

i want him to be my needy neurotic bf

No. 299591

Nta but why are you in this thread, and why pick on them specifically…

No. 299595

As long as they don't actually get involved, I think just a little crush is fine. If he actually came to you though, I pray to God you have some self respect.

No. 299601

He has really pretty eyes! He reminds me of someone but it’s escaping me…

No. 299606

It’s ok, you can admit you were a groupie back in the day

No. 299626

File: 1668602089954.jpg (256.01 KB, 1075x627, IMG_20221109_180019.jpg)

How is jermy's old brother so fucking fat and ugly compared to Jermy? Mother cheating? He has default central European guy face. Like Warner Ziegler from better call saul. His npc ass couldn't handle little brother's swag.

No. 299630

Jeremy does a patrick bateman style diet/workout/beauty routine.

No. 299652

File: 1668607194649.jpg (Spoiler Image,363.38 KB, 1080x1404, IMG_20221116_165329.jpg)

My retarded manwhore crush. I hate him for not getting that nose job he so desperately needs but even that can't fix how short his midface is, and he still can't achieve the baby slut look he wants because his hulking jaw takes away from any cuteness he had before he started whoring himself out. (Picrel is spoilered bc his dick is out, albeit censored.) I don't know what's going on inside his head these days, clearly some of his faggot buddies would've already taught him how to wax his stank beaver? It makes his uncircumcised wurstie look so much worse. I miss being able to post him on the conventional thread. Why is my life so hard?

No. 299657

this whole post is absolutely killing me.

No. 299665

My mind palace is dark and twisted. It usually has that kind of affect on people.

No. 299671

Is this some random gay porn actor?

No. 299672

lol I have no idea why my thinking Jonathan Davis was hot in the 90's-00's is triggering them so much

No. 299673

I got aids from reading this

No. 299677

Why are you so mean to him, he looks fine. The criticisms of his penor are valid I’m sure, as I don’t doubt you are an expert on it

No. 299680

his nose and jaw are perfect what are you smoking

No. 299683

Um. Well I don’t have aids. You should’ve said pubic lice

No. 299700

Underrated post.

No. 299701

He cheated? Wtf? How??? Is that even possible???? Lol. The smell…

No. 299702

File: 1668622806192.jpeg (76.45 KB, 600x600, 8A9287C3-91F2-4E73-A600-1EB260…)

While we are Trevorposting…

No. 299704

File: 1668623012805.jpeg (109.14 KB, 1242x244, 76C587F2-C378-4A49-A9D2-71D9CC…)

I don’t know why but this is so funny to me. It’s when you try to force a nickname that you think sounds cool but nobody ever picks up on it or calls you it.

No. 299719

Integrate retard

No. 299745

File: 1668640814336.gif (1.15 MB, 268x268, 0E98E05D-499B-4DEA-BED5-C95DE6…)

I’m so sorry…I just thirst watched that godawful STUPID horror movie he was in last year as an after work treat and I am beside myself

No. 299759

File: 1668648027526.jpeg (51.51 KB, 778x750, D64BC2B6-88E8-4FC8-B2F9-83FE68…)

Nonnies I got you… always. Looks princely with this one

No. 299763

File: 1668649102386.jpg (231.43 KB, 640x640, bruh.jpg)

Don't you mean like a vampire?

No. 299768

File: 1668650114297.png (351.81 KB, 1536x2048, ggd.png)

i've had a crush on him for the longest time. cute, successful, nerdy, kind idk i think he kinda does it for me. also he doesn't look bad for 42

No. 299771

does he have cats?

No. 299772

File: 1668651428284.jpg (134.66 KB, 642x900, stevewithfan.jpg)

>see story that moz ended concert this week after 30 minutes because he was cold

This never would have happened if I'd been there to cuddle him.

No. 299773

No. 299776

File: 1668655082052.jpg (120.88 KB, 1000x744, tumblr_nyn8h0yIZb1tjui9xo1_128…)

Damn, Mozfags will literally eat up anything

No. 299778

File: 1668655971733.jpg (104.19 KB, 1477x1080, nipslip.jpg)

>would sooner cancel his concert than wear an extra layer

Now there's a man with a passion for fashion (fur and leather excluded)

No. 299792

Seething J Devil detected.

No. 299824

File: 1668685561901.gif (1.4 MB, 268x250, 2E81CB7F-9690-40C4-A2DB-6CBA3C…)

Am I in danger of becoming the JDM version of Paul Dano-anon? kek

No. 299825

I want to torture this man in a shipping container for up to a year. And you. How can you look at someone’s grandfather like that. Degenerate debauchery everywhere on this damned site.

No. 299826

File: 1668686486363.gif (2.57 MB, 540x301, tumblr_otlzbdIBxt1r8mefxo1_540…)

You're not alone in this nonna, I've been big into him for years now, since I saw Supernatural. He's always been hot but I actually found him most attractive in his forties, though to say he's late fifties now he's still got it. I think he the was most gorgeous he has been in the show Magic City (gifrel) and then cutest in The Accidental Husband. That smile of his and those dimples too, so handsome.

Do you mean The Unholy? That was such a bad movie haha.

No. 299830

File: 1668687479934.gif (723.29 KB, 400x167, CEDEA95E-DA55-4AC3-A8E7-8C7E94…)

YES omG he was so handsome in Magic City. The style of the era it was set in really suited him, same with that one Marilyn Monroe miniseries where he was Joe DiMaggio. His dimples and smile are definitely his special features. And yes i meant the Unholy lmao it was awful, and I’ve watched it more than once because I’m garbage and I’m proud, Thank you for making me feel valid and not wanting to torture me in a shipping container kek ily nonna

No. 299834

File: 1668688225994.gif (9.21 MB, 540x540, tumblr_30883d8bdd619be61c5120e…)

I completely agree, he has a face that fits so perfectly into that time period, he was so smooth and absolutely just oozed sex in that role and I really liked him clean shaven. Also no judgement on you for 'enjoying' The Unholy more than once, he looked great in it! Lmao at your gif, that was one of the most over the top sex scenes ever, full on fucking as the room burns down. I could never torture a fellow JDM fan in a shipping container! Okay so he's definitely old but compared to some of the literal murderers who get posted here I think we're good.

No. 299836

Your own post reads like degenerate debauchery

No. 299838

File: 1668695287344.gif (Spoiler Image,1.7 MB, 250x194, 6324D77C-2667-4B8D-873B-D85731…)

God I also think there’s just something about how easy he seems in his skin all the time, like he has a confidence and swagger that doesn’t grate on me like other actors have. He always looks so natural during sex scenes too. BRB drooling…

No. 299843

Dont listen to the other nonnas congrats on being the only user on this site with actual standars

No. 299845

Paul Danon, nonny

No. 299851

File: 1668700289210.gif (6.88 MB, 520x293, download.gif)

JDM and JDM anon meeting

No. 299949

File: 1668748932199.jpg (129.09 KB, 960x1280, hq.jpg)

I know it wasn't intended but the corpse looking thing reminds me of a long haired Jordan. I still like him though

No. 299988

File: 1668780238862.jpg (108.97 KB, 720x872, 07899674563.jpg)

Eat it up nonnie

No. 299989

File: 1668781948965.jpeg (517.62 KB, 1280x1888, F65B52A2-20AE-45A0-97E9-4D3D77…)

i’m in love with this mysterious, unnamed nigerien tuareg man from 1978

No. 299990

File: 1668782663198.png (193.83 KB, 1188x1042, Leather.png)

>leather excluded

No. 299996

wish i had a time machine…

No. 299997

he better shave his monkey hands before he touches me

No. 299998

File: 1668785211065.jpg (40.47 KB, 640x480, amish.jpg)

cute amish boy who had a police chase on a horse. hope he's well

No. 300011

File: 1668792257741.jpeg (336.1 KB, 500x500, 0D924235-2164-4377-9166-88D9E3…)

I want to bang this autistic fag Nick Mullen. I feel like he’d be garbage in bed too, and yet I’d still go for it. Deeply ashamed and deeply horny

No. 300023

Oh mood. I can see it. He kind of reminds me of the ~vibe~ of the Tunisian-Italian rapper Ghali’s videos for Wallah and Wily Wily (one of my unconventional attractions)

No. 300034

Somebody save him from this medieval peasant haircut.

No. 300038

File: 1668807727060.jpeg (79 KB, 640x740, 4F5BB2A7-3CE7-4E15-B189-5A7D48…)

Sorry nonna but reminded me of this

No. 300051

idc that he looks like a peasant and probably doesnt know how to use a zipper, he is cute

No. 300052

he used to post on a forum that i frequented back in the early 00's and he was kind of a mess but kind of cute in a dirty way tbh. he said he wanted to be a comedian back then so good for him.

No. 300062

>he said he wanted to be a comedian
That's when the fall began

No. 300067

File: 1668825538583.jpeg (65.81 KB, 655x983, 2F1B9D4D-B91E-4AC3-B9F6-78D24A…)

what happened to the lennonfag that posted here

No. 300075

File: 1668832390973.jpg (30.39 KB, 360x502, b8a1c8938a035f8c2e7d6f14fdff9c…)

would gladly offer myself to be this man's next meal

No. 300076

File: 1668832642254.jpg (19.84 KB, 720x505, FB_IMG_1661827139418.jpg)

Yes yes

No. 300079

File: 1668836255564.jpeg (222.28 KB, 929x1365, 1D2E8BDF-EBF1-476B-99FA-378D0A…)

Speaking of Far Cry villains I low-key want Joseph Seed’s Joseph Seed and I feel kinda bad because he’s literally a schizophrenic baby murderer lmao

I guess it’s just his charismatic cult leader aura and great abs idk

No. 300081

Sis he’s conventionally attractive lol

No. 300082

>Joseph Seed's Joseph Seed
kek nonner

No. 300107

His brothers are even hotter imo

No. 300126

File: 1668869032959.png (475.42 KB, 750x430, The-Hunt-for-Red-October-6.png)

Sean Connery might not be considered unconventional in popular opinion, but I always hated his scrotey attitude towards women. The sex symbol status of his James Bond character is such a forced meme.

But goddamn, does he pull off the silver fox look in The Hunt For Red October. My military uniform fetish might have something to do with it, but I finally get why people want to fuck Connery.

No. 300132

File: 1668875821979.jpg (45.24 KB, 402x570, Screenshot 2022-11-19 113621.j…)

i want furio from the sopranos to uccidere my gnocca

No. 300142

File: 1668879650052.jpeg (445.67 KB, 750x1081, EEC47179-D986-4FA4-8262-65B72F…)

Furio’s beautiful. I’ve always been conflicted about Christopher. Somehow he’s ugly and cute at the same time

No. 300151

File: 1668881706559.png (842.47 KB, 1280x720, 44BCAA1A-6E71-4BD0-B7DE-AB8A67…)

I know what you mean anon. He has some nice facial features. I love a man with a unibrow

No. 300155

nta but i've never seen him pushed as conventional. he looks like a monkey imo, plus he's a Peterson fanboy

No. 300160

I can excuse the dahmerfags but Nikocado is too far

No. 300161

File: 1668889088902.jpeg (24.26 KB, 240x289, C40228A4-6EDD-4AE9-A71C-B660C7…)

Nayrt but I think of him as very conventionally attractive, though perhaps not by lolcow’s standards that lean towards young pretty boys. Younger Mads is one of the most classically hot men I can think of. He has objectively ideal facial bone structure. Perhaps anon thinks he’s unconventionally attractive because he’s old now & doesn’t rly have eyelashes or eyebrows, but the latter is just danes for ya

No. 300169

File: 1668891987930.png (1010.29 KB, 785x798, ahhh.PNG)

Eh, disagree. Some parts of his face are better but others; dead eyes that wouldn't be fixed with nice lashes or brows (also I'm a huge fan of blond + light lashes/brows), a broken looking nose, fishlike lips.
It's why he looks so creepy or like a druggie in his old age while some other men age better too. I think it's mostly being white, somewhat masculine, and famous that makes him seem hot to a lot of women and girls so…I wouldn't necessarily count him as unconventional, but, yeah, old or young, he's always been hard to look at for me.

No. 300170

yeah if he wasn't famous i would've thought he was just some random old guy kek

No. 300176

File: 1668893931825.png (680.08 KB, 780x1131, thom yorke shirtless.png)

I'd make him eat his own cum.

No. 300177

nooooo i thought it was another duplication of elon musk

No. 300181

File: 1668895884537.jpg (52.37 KB, 500x703, bc85b67eb9144f2c685153a75993fc…)

Elon Musk wishes he had the raw twinkish sexual pull that a younger Thom Yorke had. Look at this little bitch. I want to pick him up and throw him. And watch his face screw up right before he cries. Might as well kill myself now because I'll never experience that.

No. 300183

File: 1668896359738.jpg (18.11 KB, 220x277, Sam_Waterston_1972.jpg)

No. 300190

is that joseph gordon-levitts grandpa? doesn’t look ugly for an old moid.

i like your fantasies but thom yorke looks like a 7 year old with special needs

nick mullen was conventionally attractive, he’s just a manlet who caught aids recently

ezra miller is a jew and conventionally attractive, can’t think of other pretty male jews

No. 300211

nick mullen seems like a closet homosexual but that just makes him more attractive to me

No. 300212

Who'da thunk that Radiohead and Thom Yorke-nonna would also be a femdom enthusiast?

No. 300219

>but that just makes him more attractive to me
NTA but how come? That would decrease your chances of fucking him.

No. 300223

Nta but there are gay males that stick around here.

No. 300224

Then they need to leave.

No. 300228

File: 1668924507349.jpg (228.22 KB, 960x960, 67597423_2918040761599980_2157…)

I love his lack of eyelashes and eyebrows, his marked cheekbones.And I really can't describe what it is that attracts me so much to him.
>being white, somewhat masculine, and famous that makes him seem hot to a lot of women and girls
LMAO invent something better nona

No. 300230

i'm not a gay male i am actually a woman but my sexuality is just weird. i don't want to have sex with men i just like looking and i enjoy when they are tortured about stuff

No. 300238

File: 1668929087872.jpeg (45.82 KB, 664x1176, 5A9A5D61-7EB2-4F6D-B9A4-D2E7D5…)

i love boxers, especially after they’ve been beaten up.

No. 300239

File: 1668929116817.jpeg (100.94 KB, 800x542, 1F34F2DB-A216-4844-AE5C-D3C7BA…)

it activates my protective instinct

No. 300241

File: 1668930950982.jpg (96.51 KB, 1068x1150, sweatyEzra.jpg)

Just thinking.

No. 300242

File: 1668930998632.gif (2.9 MB, 540x350, billy-crudup.gif)

He needed me as his wrangler.

No. 300243

File: 1668931296512.jpeg (34.01 KB, 525x700, 1668930710156816.jpeg)

Just saw a picture of this absolute hunk of a man, I gasped out loud and I swear my heart skipped a beat. I did a reverse image search and whoops, it's a Nazi

No. 300257

He's so gorgeous in this picture. He's got a kind of ethereal thing going on, similar to Tilda Swinton. The eyebrowless shall inherit the earth.

No. 300274

Me but with Steve Howe.

No. 300278

No. 300283

Jacob is kinda ugly imo

I get the people who are horny for John but he looks a bit like a Hollywood-ified version of my ex which is slightly off putting.

No. 300293

File: 1668964733157.jpg (142.24 KB, 947x1440, f2f812a79e43e0a76ba953b3358340…)

He has that rat face that I love in men. I feel you on the ugly cute, but I can't judge him too much for his receding jaw/big nose situation, I suffer from the same thing kek

No. 300304

Foodio was really the only attractive guy in that stupid-a faacking show

No. 300305

samefag to say i like the sopranos, it's just a reference to one of the few lines furio has kek

No. 300310

came here to post the exact same pic
I'm actually more offended by the poly thing than the whole FTX debacle, it's too degen for me

No. 300311

is there a reason why he gets posted both here and in the conventional thread at the same time kek. i mean i know what he did but wonder why not just stick to one thread

No. 300325

File: 1668978633433.jpg (67.46 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

he looks like Robert Pattinson in twilight here

No. 300326

File: 1668978776968.gif (482.7 KB, 499x200, tumblr_lsdptrZkpi1qh6cr0o4_r1_…)

is this supposed to be sheldon dressed as the i like turtles kid?

No. 300328

I'm not sure, but in my head he's being rpatz

No. 300330

File: 1668982877113.jpg (623.46 KB, 1050x1626, 1608894506261.jpg)

No. 300337

Fuck off moid!

No. 300351

Based. Zach is a cute

No. 300368

He was cute in the first seasons but he got fugly over time

No. 300372

is it a facial expression or does he just always look like that

No. 300375

Ew he literally looks like an albino baboon and is a mass murderer.

No. 300378

File: 1669009885822.jpg (73.57 KB, 400x500, Arun-Maini-4.jpg)

Idk if he's unconventional or not, anyone else like this guy on YouTube who does tech videos?

No. 300385

He's just a mass murderer. As a guy, he looks bland. There's no interesting story to him. And worse he's a 4chan spouting frog. Absolutly nothing to work with here. Yeah >>300337

No. 300386

Your telling me that's the guy who was in Ellison's "harem" ?

No. 300390

I like how true crime fans thirst over other mass murderers as I'd it's okay, but somehow I never saw a Brandon fan. Like, guys killing people is perfectly fine but if said guy is a racist, now this is too far.
Nonetheless, shit taste, nonnie.

No. 300400

He was the CEO of FTX, he was the "head" of the harem. He hit the wall super fast though, he looks like shit in recent pics

No. 300403

File: 1669044457329.jpg (141.24 KB, 1207x749, best-phones-2021.jpg)

I don't know that guy, but this reminded me that every time I shop for a new phone or headphones i watch Marques Brownlee and am reminded that he is fairly cute, has a nice voice and is really good at reviewing tech

love to see men being good at something

No. 300407

Good at consooming gigantic amounts of wasteful technology sure good job honey

No. 300413

His cheeks are so rosey

No. 300420

meh, he’s literally doing his job. being sent stuff by brands for impartial yt reviews isn’t exactly consooming

No. 300421

File: 1669054780754.jpeg (501.55 KB, 1156x1418, 32EC9FAA-52CD-447C-8E84-AD01FA…)

God I’m in love with this dude

No. 300422

File: 1669054805619.jpeg (353.1 KB, 1156x1418, A4ECD205-7E47-4F21-BBBC-1E5753…)

No. 300424

I love him!!! sooo cute and well groomed and I love how he talks

No. 300426

File: 1669059389720.jpg (32.58 KB, 600x400, b9afd94039afbf8a1ce99c4a103ce8…)

No. 300429

He has a complex about his face so I think he tends to make weird expressions in pics, but in motion you can see he looks (somewhat) more normal. He looks so cute smiling. I really wish we had a video of what he looks like when he does that super hard laugh where he can’t breathe.

No. 300439

He looks better in the beat up pics

No. 300447

Kek you'd be surprised. I saw a girl on Reddit who would draw fanart of herself with Brenton Tarrant and write all of these long essays about how she could have saved him. She was my personal lolcow, but I lost her when the subreddit she used to post in got terminated

No. 300452

File: 1669069961621.jpg (507.86 KB, 852x779, the art of IRL shitposting.jpg)

>mass murderer
>And worse he's a 4chan spouting frog
You're saying this as if it was a bad thing.

No. 300453

File: 1669070139309.png (589.37 KB, 594x868, viggo.png)

posting viggo in eastern promises again because he deserves it

No. 300459

Wtf ofc when I go away y'all start talking about my favourite!!! I want him so bad it's not even funny kek. Also you didn't hear this from me, but fuck me the few ao3 fics about him are so damn good (and if any writer anons are seeing this I'm on my hands and knees begging)
Agree so hard, this is the whole reason I want to fuck Charlie from Smiling friends too

No. 300463

Holy shit another CharlieFucker??? Lfg

No. 300464

I'm still here to gush about him with you nonna! And I definitely get the appeal of Charlie. He is basically Zach in a lot of ways and that pushes my buttons. He's so cute.

No. 300468

Have you read the “What a bully” one?

No. 300474

File: 1669078070479.jpeg (17.69 KB, 308x207, D5214169-33B6-47E1-B09F-1121CC…)

Sucks that he’s practically invisible with ra artists but whatever

No. 300475

Fan artists*

No. 300478

File: 1669078583852.jpeg (467.44 KB, 750x879, F2548414-FFE2-4E0F-94C3-3B597B…)

Could this be a potential new thread pic for #19?

No. 300479

This is one of my favorite images ever.

No. 300480

File: 1669078841509.jpeg (388.21 KB, 750x496, E0F5244F-8F3E-4746-9657-63ABD4…)

Definitely posted by a moid as he looks like he’s asking for rupees before you cross the bridge stamped with a hideous mole right above his pig mouth. Nothing of value lost, fuck his ass

No. 300485

ew how does a mole that big even appear after not having one for years

No. 300486

This is one of my favorite images ever

No. 300489

30 year old men who talk like this should be euthanized

No. 300490

File: 1669082131131.jpg (130.56 KB, 740x890, taWGgkW.jpg)

I like seeing him writhe around in pain.

No. 300497

File: 1669085089718.jpeg (31.38 KB, 640x356, DCE478E7-D399-46A2-93AA-6DF0BF…)

I wanna pluck this wet little faggots unibrow so bad.

No. 300506

File: 1669088287981.jpeg (151.65 KB, 750x809, ED232A29-0C94-4326-83F3-F050B6…)

that’s because people speculate he’s gay, there’s probably some really good fanart made by a fujos

No. 300510

File: 1669089043422.jpg (60.33 KB, 771x718, cybershell.jpg)

He cute and I like his voice

No. 300514

sorry this is ot but what do you mean some ppl speculate? Didn't BCS fully confirm this? Gould referred to Max as Gustavo's "boyfriend" in an interview

No. 300546

File: 1669116424609.png (79.4 KB, 316x446, 5E3B2AEF-79FA-4556-B415-E15D5D…)

Wouldn’t that mean that he should have even more fanart??
knowing fandom culture it’s probably because he’s black

No. 300560

oh I heard it being a speculation but I didn’t know about that interview kek
kek you’re probably right but at the same time there would be tumblr artists making him into a fat queer trans icon, they’re too busy trying to draw jesse and walter fucking each other to touch him thankfully

No. 300564

I know Spanish and Gus always refeered to Max as a brother, the ''boyfriend'' part was mocking him.

No. 300580

Gus is gay. For some reason he didn't want to tell a Mexican drug cartel leader that he's a fag

No. 300582

why would he tell them he’s gay you know how homophobic those people are kek

No. 300589

File: 1669141963073.jpg (16.43 KB, 236x336, 8bb6675f99a24a66bd286ef6c59ab8…)

A moid has made me angry today so imagine entertaining his giant ego until you get him alone and you hold his head down between your legs and instruct him on how to get you off and if he does it wrong you pull his head up to slap him. Idk imagine him crying and sobbing trying to eat you out the way you tell him to and his face is all red from being slapped and then when all's said and done you laugh when he asks you to get him off and just gtfo of there sorry to the anons who read this. I should probably just get a journal or something.

No. 300590

That's the point I was making autism-chan

No. 300591

you should write a whole story about this and post it online, sounds hot af

No. 300592

ao3 queen

No. 300601

He’s weirdly attractive I agree. I think it’s just his enthusiasm and knowledge.

No. 300606

send me your journal after you finished it, nonna. where do i find stories like this online?in what thread on here do i ask?

No. 300611

>Gus is gay
is he tho? like confirmed by the writters or are you just making headcanons. It feels weird to call your boyfriend your brother and they seemed to have a very brotherly relationship.

No. 300617

File: 1669151133922.jpeg (120.93 KB, 1280x720, 040C4FDB-8987-4DE5-822B-7EA059…)

He probably smells awful, but maybe that adds to the appeal.

No. 300621

Yes, as already mentioned. Google is also free. Peter Gould, the writer and director, refers to Max in interviews and on a podcasts as Gustavo's boyfriend.

No. 300625

File: 1669156943759.jpg (35.57 KB, 296x532, bef86c20d92ea1385a95e5f0cae07c…)

No. 300657

File: 1669177018938.jpg (56.02 KB, 1200x800, ottovaguelyconfused.jpg)

>watching house of the dragon
>everyone is obsessed with aemond or even matt smith's daemon
>find myself more attracted to otto hightower

His daughter is hot too.

No. 300675

nah it's the haircut that makes IT

No. 300676


No. 300680

I miss Danny as the threadpic

No. 300681

>even the ones finding the actor in the exploitative netflix show hot
That's extremely retarded given Evan Peters has had an 18 years long career before playing Dahmer

No. 300689

File: 1669206799469.jpeg (1.52 MB, 1125x1671, 689E1CF6-8B12-4A43-AEF5-F9EED7…)

I imagine if he had a normal hair cut he’d be conventionally attractive, even without the makeup he’s basically there. I love his theatrics though

No. 300690

Anon from the greentext is based.
And if EP has such an outstanding career then why choose to post him in dahmer form?

No. 300691

I personally really like his wild hair, especially when it's dreaded. I don't like average fashion.

No. 300722

File: 1669230392668.jpg (42.98 KB, 625x439, wet pathetic war criminal.jpg)

he doesn't even look like this anymore but i still want him to bend me over a table after a depressing day of tard wrangling his dumbfuck army

No. 300725

>And if EP has such an outstanding career then why choose to post him in dahmer form?
I hate hybristophiliacs but I'll be the devils advocate for a second, I would assume it's because the show has a ton of thirsty shots of Evan that it makes sense people would post it. It's new and fresh so even people new to him thirst after him now. The fad is already gone by now though, thankfully

No. 300726

exactly, he looks so ugly as dahmer, his cutest role was Kit.

No. 300728

File: 1669235858885.gif (2.48 MB, 500x220, E0272E14-AAC3-4F98-B38A-C51183…)

>not Ricky in American Crime

No. 300736

File: 1669240256023.jpg (33.87 KB, 450x815, a5f0369974be27de51296d6440684d…)

KEK yes nonnie! I read it when it came out so it's been awhile but the authors writing is very good, I remember getting butterflies from it. My favourite is "You're awful" I've never been too into the whole hate fuck thing but my god, it's the only fic I always go back to.
Yeah I think bc they're borderline self inserts it scratches the same itch, plus I always find myself into really gross guys and what's better than some fat yellow fuck voiced by a handsome guy.
Wish Zach would show his face more, man he's too cute

No. 300739

I had a dream I fucked Charlie. Very shameful but that nasally voice makes me crazy.

No. 300748

Omg Nonnie yes! I understand why he doesn’t show his face but at the same time- he’s just so cute.
>>300739 as for Charlie, I’ve been absolutely obsessed with him, I’m not sure why lol, maybe it’s his personality. can’t wait for s2, I want to see my yellow husband again lol

No. 300750

File: 1669258191676.jpg (85.56 KB, 670x887, 5fc4pz7w7r1a1.jpg)

seeing this pic of andre the giant made me horny

No. 300753

Never stop posting, yorkenonny

No. 300756

File: 1669260476308.jpg (11.19 KB, 200x200, ghost.jpg)

i hate gus as a character but think of how many lives could have been spared or not been ruined if there'd been some gay hatefucking in breaking bad and better call saul

No. 300760

I'd imagine they'd still rip each others heads off like mantises afterwards.

No. 300768

Damn, he looks good here.

No. 300776

File: 1669270159734.png (1.09 MB, 1152x499, BenFuentes.PNG)

Both painfully average, both disgustingly cruel. They can fix eachother.

No. 300783

They look related

No. 300837

File: 1669316642634.jpeg (65.07 KB, 465x526, D93CC03D-ADD1-4D05-9D94-C517DF…)

God I wish I was normal

No. 300839

The dead one or the greasy one?

No. 300843

The greasy one, but the dead one is what we'd look like together.

No. 300844

based. grab his ass, corpse-chan

No. 300854

In my delusional mind I pray in season 2 they do some sort of fan service episode, I know Charlie is a slut

No. 300857

File: 1669325099122.jpg (587.51 KB, 1536x2048, FAqax6GWUAAHA2z.jpg)

I use to fall asleep to his Deep Web Browsing videos. It was weirdly comforting.

No. 300858

>imagine if this man, who’s only appealing trait is having okay hair, had no hair!
this is what autism looks like.jpg

No. 300862

anon based I used to always watch his deep web browsing videos!!!

No. 300864

File: 1669325895005.jpg (46.26 KB, 563x383, da4c90066e736a93f47facb10cc103…)

need 90s dean ween so bad. holy shit

No. 300871

Who's that anons? Just typing deep web browsing on yt doesn't give any specific result

No. 300881

File: 1669332115573.jpg (102.96 KB, 1200x900, CZnfvCDWEAAycUM.jpg)


No. 300886

>tfw no Charlie bf

No. 300892

File: 1669344147508.jpg (52.12 KB, 602x662, tfw.jpg)

I don't think Jordan would be happy to hear about Ben leaving him for a younger and likely more virile man.

No. 300896

is that Nulls lost cousin

No. 300899

Fuentes may be younger but I'm pretty sure he's just as much an ED victim as Jordan P.

No. 300900

File: 1669350960476.png (138.91 KB, 480x360, sizedifferencekink.png)

Ben might have to become a femboy with a tail buttplug collection to help with Nick's dysfunction. Jordan would never ask that of Ben, he's all about self-improvement.

No. 300914

File: 1669360070317.jpeg (669.03 KB, 1791x2560, 39CA3BEA-5033-4BBB-A4FB-C9347D…)

This mentally ill robot I saw on the chan

No. 300999

File: 1669413818594.gif (468.42 KB, 315x181, 3FC8876F-AF6C-46F4-86C8-57B44E…)

Judge me all you want but Dave Foley on Kids in the Hall was one of my first guy crushes as a tween (I watched reruns on Comedy Central kek) and especially when he did drag in sketches, which was often. Something about his ultra Canadian accent and the gap front teeth plus the fact that he was funny were all really charming. He unironically passed better than like every tranny I’ve ever seen.

No. 301000

File: 1669413920708.jpeg (208.45 KB, 1564x1564, 360D60D2-FD74-43EA-A791-892A9C…)

Samefag like, you can obviously tell he’s a dude but his features really suit drag lmao

No. 301002

File: 1669414507072.png (529.84 KB, 516x546, 431947245.png)

anon we are totally mind-melding right now. he was also cute in its pat imo

No. 301003

File: 1669415629181.jpeg (41.58 KB, 500x375, B6CE69FC-370F-44C0-9398-283C98…)

FACTS. I am so happy someone else feels me on this I hope you’re having a GREAT day/night wherever u are nonna. Am I high or does he kind of give Chloe Grace Moretz vibes kek (not a bad thing)

No. 301013

who is this

No. 301014

Looks like a sex offender

No. 301025

Dr. Glaucomflecken. I'm a Eurofag, and mostly I'm enamored by the subtle Dr. Philesque southern accent. So goofy and wholesome.

No. 301035

His voice is so attractive to me. My family’s veterinarian looks and sounds exactly like him, to the point where I feel like I must be on some candid camera show every time I’m there. I just keep staring at him in disbelief, because it’s literally Dave Foley.

No. 301056

I’m so jealous that you get to interact w a Dave Foley lookalike kek omG. Not me watching KitH reruns today…

No. 301080

File: 1669484621458.jpg (63.63 KB, 615x883, 0_Self-proclaimed-separatist-D…)

Igor Strelkov. Glowie war criminal and cringefail ultranationalist who incited the 2014 Donbass war. Spent the first 7 months of the current war seething on the bench and calling Putler a cuck for not mobilizing the population ("milblogging"). Recently sentenced to life in prison in the Hague for the shootdown of the MH17. Current whereabouts unknown but presumed deep in shit on the vatnik front lines. My babygirl?
He's Russian.

No. 301082

File: 1669487119928.jpg (108.14 KB, 810x1080, IMG_20220610_102227_999.jpg)

it amezes me this guy looks and acts as if he were your friend's loser dad who's into military reenactment and yet he has comitted war crimes in three different conflicts, including executing his own troops

No. 301086

>My babygirl?
oh god this shit is spreading here too

No. 301092

File: 1669491682346.jpg (63.51 KB, 480x600, igor ivanovich is glad.jpg)

The fact that he rly is a loser who lived with his mom and spent his glowie paychecks on LARPing and military antiques while being a fucking war criminal is what does it for me I think, it's like gap moe or something. He's giving "tenured history professor who looks like he gave up years ago and has a weirdly personal knowledge of post-Soviet conflict zones".
>We'll be covering the Višegrad massacres today. No need to open your books, I find them quite inaccurate…

My bad for not code-switching, I'll call him a moid next time.

No. 301119

File: 1669506547125.jpeg (40.08 KB, 474x647, images (6).jpeg)

So this guy is basically picrel irl?

No. 301132

File: 1669513478750.png (180.75 KB, 400x286, extreme rubber band face.png)

i don't care how many rubber bands he has on his face i would FUCK the shit out of him

No. 301147

File: 1669520969935.png (371.37 KB, 472x450, Screenshot_7.png)

sorry i could save him

No. 301160

File: 1669541641296.jpg (62.13 KB, 632x905, Dbo9QoVUQAAmqYl.jpg)

Kek nonna, I find pictures of him in the 60s real fly

No. 301161

His side profile is breathtaking. So beautiful he almost looks like a woman.

No. 301164

He looks exactly like my ex who had severe mummy issues and whenever we had sex he sucked on my breasts like a baby.

No. 301172

File: 1669547181538.jpg (51.83 KB, 620x470, wendigoon_perfect_skin2.jpg)

Wendigoon getting emotional about bible stuff while having his dewy skin shimmer in the dim light is a sight to behold

No. 301174

File: 1669547365745.jpg (36.7 KB, 596x528, wendigoon_perfect_skin1.jpg)

I wonder what he look like without the beard, his hair is so lucious too. I fully commited the sin of jealousy by watching his videos

No. 301181

He is like Walmart brand fat Mac from Sunny but I will concede he has beautiful skin kek also im not judging you nonna especially after some of the things that were recently posted in here

No. 301186

Don't worry nonnie, me too

No. 301191

Is it just me or did I just notice that the sexual tension in this video is unreal? Kek

No. 301193

I remember when he made a video talking about how he got shit-faced drunk in Australia and assaulted a homeless man.

No. 301199

File: 1669569766161.jpeg (109.42 KB, 674x1024, 34ABA013-94F9-4409-AB48-C6B86E…)

He was a qt I love 60s boys

No. 301211

File: 1669579436355.jpeg (69.94 KB, 650x974, F8EBA650-2F06-47FD-B744-CA5AFC…)

He’s shorter than me and I would crush him between my buff thighs but only in character as Endeavour Morse

No. 301214

File: 1669580509283.jpg (345.78 KB, 1276x1931, Игорь Гиркин в г. Бендеры, При…)

Kinda? If not SBU then the Five Eyes are most likely hunting him and there's also a bounty on him for anyone who'd like to put him on the Eichmann Express personally, so barring suicide via two shots to the back of the head someone will eventually find him. But he's probably too busy teaching pensioners to reload Mozinkas and executing civilians for looting a pair of pants to take care of orphans like your picrel, kek. And yet I'd still ride this sociopathic goober in the back pews? Mystifying.

No. 301222

He’s so cute, I am not religious but I love how positively he talks about his faith
i’m a corruption/priestfag so i’m trying SO hard to not let him unlock anything inside of me so I can keep enjoying his videos in a wholesome way

No. 301224

File: 1669589112267.png (2.08 MB, 1486x1276, Untitled.png)

lol same nonnie, his self-deprecating dedication to the most pointless stuff like the mother tomato stream is very endearing

No. 301230

File: 1669591895687.gif (5.76 MB, 540x560, 07166FBE-1C0A-4F93-98F8-F9A3C1…)

Haven’t been the same since I watched the new Black Panther movie. Tenoch Huerta as Namor could threaten me and I’d thank him for it.

No. 301233

the cumtown top

No. 301238

what video is this from nona

No. 301252

This video is very long fellow Jordan appreciator, can you give me a timestamp please?

>vid uploaded 4 years ago

He's barely aged a day.

No. 301269

File: 1669618587492.png (89.9 KB, 211x275, 323EFB36-E765-40E8-8CBF-83DC92…)

Some random French streamer who I think if he slimmed down he would be exactly my type

No. 301271

Where's his neck tho

No. 301279

I hate Ben Shapiro so much, why do I suddenly want to fuck him

No. 301287

he's built like dr eggman

No. 301332

i posted this exact image in the french lolocow thread to say how greasy he is
Raise you strandards nonny

No. 301342

Every time I rewatch JonTron’s game jam video I get distracted by how cute Chris is. I like that he’s kinda chunkier now, too

No. 301395

File: 1669682451312.jpg (51.57 KB, 640x735, 094250ed3de6646fabb9a48038de6f…)

he seems genuinely pretty nice and grounded, if a lil too soy. reminds me of my fave ex bf tbh

No. 301396

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I desire him carnally

No. 301397

Oh yeah he's cute.
I'm sorry anon but he has the homo phenotype

No. 301400

ntayrt but gimmie the rundown on the homo phenotype, i want to know the signs

No. 301402

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No. 301404

Jack also makes songs about raping, kidnapping, abusing and drugging little girls, if the dog kissing wasn't enough to induce vomiting

No. 301405


No. 301406

but he STILL wouldn't have a neck nonnie

No. 301407

ALL IM SAYING is that I see potential this dumb cunt could pin down the sleepy French guy look very well if he got his fat ass off the gaming chair and stopped stuffing his face with guepards

No. 301409

He could be Auschwitz thin and still look like Jabba the Hutt

No. 301412

Don't worry, I see your vision nonnie. He'd be a cutie if he was borderline underweight.

No. 301418

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because we love you

No. 301420

Pudgy nerds are cute though. I'd enable him if he weren't Fr*nch.

No. 301423

Is it bad i know i wouldn't find him hot if he wasn't covered in bruises and looked visibly in pain?
Fuck you anon for not having lalo as an option.

No. 301424

Would make Charlie into my malewife ^^(^^)

No. 301427

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Where are all these twitterfags coming from? This website is dying

No. 301442

I get the feeling this guy believes much of the whack conspiracy shit he talks about. Especially the young Earth and Giants ones.

No. 301455

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>mfw when the carreyfag and lennonfag haven’t returned yet to schizopost here in months

No. 301463

It had a lot of twitterfags because of tiktok but yesterday some retarded vocaloid cow told people to visit lc to complain about her 3year old posts, on top of that Jill making a whole video about lc too…but even without that celebricows had a lot of twitter racebaiters.

No. 301466

Which vocaloid cow?

No. 301471

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I find Kiryu's voice actor almost as sexy as Kiryu himself. When whatever creator deity decided to put a vibrator down this man's throat when making him she was so based.

No. 301475

I never knew i wanted a stretchy bf until now

No. 301477

Honestly even if I’m not attracted to the guy in ur post, I could see the appeal as most men are about as physically flexible as a lead pipe and it’s pathetic

No. 301492

No. 301506

I swear you can find Carreyfag in the conspiracy thread and the celebricows thread, but this is just a theory.
Can faggots stop posting this website to tiktok

No. 301509

>I swear you can find Carreyfag in the conspiracy thread and the celebricows thread, but this is just a theory.
i thought it was pretty obvious considering the images she uses kek

No. 301521

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I know he was a war criminal but Givi was actually attractive. Please tell me someone agrees with me

No. 301531

The other day an anon in the conspiracy thread suggested carreyfags were just him selfposting and I believe it in the sake of peace of mind.

No. 301539

Idk the name, but you can check the thread on /w/. It happened yesterday from what I remember. I only browse w for Jill and Venus, while vocaloid threads were always extremely dead…got surprised

No. 301551

File: 1669747357174.jpg (985.61 KB, 1920x1080, 89886.jpg)

I hate the manbun and I recognize he's a bit ugly, yet ever since the euros…

No. 301553

File: 1669748803706.gif (850.56 KB, 500x208, 1664516027473.gif)

his episode on Dante's inferno.
I find his way of talking about his relgion really refreshing, without dumb jokes or anything. Also kek nona, I noticed it's a common trope that women find men of faith attractive. I guess it's the passion and empathy. Wendigoon is real son in law material

No. 301557

as a fellow bong he’s fitter than 99% of the bong population so i understand and support

No. 301569

nah, he looks and acts the same as Kurtis Conner
A dude with semi-long hair who acts super woke is a major tunr off

No. 301580

Idk who this is but he's the cutest one itt imo

No. 301585

File: 1669758267552.webm (7.84 MB, 1280x720, Grad Impact..Givi Has Nerves o…)

yeah he was hot unfortunately, the sheer grip vidrel had on people is insane…I even tried calling him after he read his phone number out loud kek

No. 301595

this is usually not my thread but I was browsing out of boredum and Im dying at this post nonny

No. 301599

Damn this got me

No. 301600

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Other nonna jealous of Wendi's flawless skin here. He looks like a chubbier version of Jesus in this Sacred Heart painting, what with his thick hair, dark eyelashes, supple lips, and golden, glowing, dewy skin.

No. 301607

File: 1669768723911.webm (5.76 MB, 640x360, givi.webm)

You really tried to call him? Lol nona please tell me, what were you planning to say to him if he responded? I can't blame you though, I would have done the same. That was also the video which brought him to my attention, but vidrel which I found on /wsg/ solidified my attraction towards him. The clips where he's committing war crimes towards civilians and prisoners of war being dominant and assertive make me feel a kind of way.

No. 301610

I hate you for introducing me to this man because he is hot, fuck you. I hate this stupid thread for exposing my shit taste in men that i always keep repressed lmao

No. 301613

File: 1669775330946.jpg (80.21 KB, 540x759, mm.jpg)

Mozanons killed them.

No. 301614

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I bet he's a virgin.

No. 301618

doesnt he have a wife and kids?

No. 301620

Oh shit.

No. 301621

he makes me think of mr. bean

No. 301629

Thought this was Emo Philips at first glance. Kek.

No. 301645

File: 1669805177660.jpg (587.11 KB, 620x348, Mike-StoklasaLogan-Jacobs-620x…)

Carrying the torch for Mike of RLM

No. 301650

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I would let him snoochie my boochie

No. 301658

I’m pretty sure he doesn’t, but he is pretty private about his life so who knows. I know he lived with his mom until she passed away but I don’t remember hearing about any kids.

No. 301682

File: 1669838544631.jpeg (129.37 KB, 828x1084, AC6DE982-EAF3-43F2-A5FC-C62026…)

Wake up nonnas, Zach showed his face once again

No. 301688

File: 1669840643028.jpg (66.17 KB, 1024x576, 1539883639_obstrel_vs.jpg)

Givi's aesthetics were immaculate (all deranged warlords should be this cute), but I couldn't take him seriously bc his speech impediment was so bad lmao. and he sounded mad dumb too, like a 12-year-old's idea of a tough army guy. made me want to bully him about how chimping out at POWs is the only thing he's good for since he sucked at all the war stuff.

I wasn't planning to say anything if he actually picked up but I got his voicemail instead (busy pissing and shidding when not on camera I guess). idr what I said exactly but basically I complimented him in my meh-tier Russian and then told him that unfortunately collaborators like him will be liquidated haha. also switched off my phone for literal days afterwards bc I was scurred he'd call back or they'd track my location somehow. idek if the message got recorded properly but o well, 10/10 would cyberbully a war criminal again

Many such cases

No. 301694

His mannerisms in that video were attractive tbh he seems very confident. Also Tomar is a cutie too, his daughter is going to love story time.

No. 301695

File: 1669843166058.jpg (58.62 KB, 526x768, BptbbZsIQAAJlFZ.jpg)

he's cute and his speech impediment is funny

No. 301697

File: 1669844774087.jpeg (26.17 KB, 739x415, 5A865E22-94E4-4A46-B46F-589402…)

all of the oneyplays boys are so fine

No. 301698

Link to the vid nonnie?

No. 301700

No. 301702

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jay is underrated though

No. 301709

He's always wearing that damn jacket kek but he does look cute in it, we gotta start praying he starts showing his face more

No. 301725

File: 1669857045404.jpg (156.69 KB, 600x800, mikhail-tolstykh.jpg)

>all deranged warlords should be this cute
If you're going to commit war crimes you should at least look attractive doing it. Smh if only the nazis were cute slavic guys. why do I have such an attraction towards immoral people
>his speech impediment was so bad
I don't know Russian so I honestly can't tell if there's anything wrong with his voice, it just sounds like someone speaking a different language to me. But it must be bad if he was barred from continuing to be in the army because of it. Is it like a kid pronouncing Rs or a lisp or something, what does it sound like?
>I got his voicemail
I have a feeling he got more than one call/voicemail from thirsty women lol. Imagine his reaction picking up his phone thinking it's some general or something calling him but instead having someone profess her love for him in his ear.
>complimented him in my meh-tier Russian and then told him that unfortunately collaborators like him will be liquidated
If he listened to his voicemail you have rights to boast that you called a war criminal and gave him advice. You were right though, I think he must've known he'd be killed at some point.

No. 301743

File: 1669861238466.gif (4.35 MB, 540x415, tumblr_c807bf41decd799328edd81…)

I want to bully him

No. 301757

Thank you for this good food nonna. I’m glad Zach is showing his face more. I’m also so happy for Tomar and Jaxxy. They have always been such a cute couple.

No. 301787

god I love him. we would watch giallo and he'd mansplain so much but boy would I let him

No. 301792

Oh yeah, for all of you Chris-loving nonnies, he once said his biggest turn-on is short hair on girls, and the shorter the better, with buzzcuts being the hottest. Now that I think about it, all the guys divulged a lot of their personal preferences in SleepyCast episodes. I should go back and relisten. I think I remember Zach saying something about thinking facials are gross or something.

No. 301820

please share which episodes you find relevant quotes in if you do

No. 301839

Yeah, even in oneyplays episodes they share a lot. I know in a samurai jack video Chris randomly blurts out how he wants to breed/impregnate a woman and Zach agrees how it's hot - it's very brief so my autist brain is unsure if its a joke or not kek. Also Zach has said how he doesn't like porn bc it breeds fucked up fetishes, so he's pretty based for that

No. 301870

>Chris randomly blurts out how he wants to breed/impregnate a woman and Zach agrees how it's hot

No. 301874

I relistened to Pornography Hour and these were mentioned:
>Chris is uncircumcised
>Zach is circumcised
>Chris’s dick bends slightly to the left
>Chris used to sometimes jack off for three hours until his dick was leaking precum like a faucet and it felt like the best thing ever but would immediately regret wasting so much time afterwards
>Zach likes blowjob videos but doesn’t like facials (Chris convinced him to like them 2% more though)
>Chris loves facials
>Chris implied he thinks anal is disgusting
>Both Chris and Zach expressed a dislike of weird/extreme porn and think that needing more weird and extreme porn to get off is bad

I know there’s other episodes where they talk about more (for sure there’s a previous episode where Chris and Zach have their initial facial debate, and there’s a whole episode where they argue about circumcision).

No. 301875

Oh some I forgot,
>Chris likes to make eye contact during blowjobs
>Chris’s first orgasms was with a public pool jet
>Zach wakes up with raging morning wood every morning
>Zach would get boners in school all the time and would hold books in front of his pants to hide them

No. 301878

damn why even live. rip

No. 301880

That's awesome they don't like "weird porn" but they still sound nasty

No. 301882

Well that’s just a given on account of who they are. I think it’s funny how Chris and Zach (and especially Jeff) come off as prudish in comparison to the rest of the guys.

No. 301884

File: 1669945567379.jpeg (115.63 KB, 1280x1661, F1D5334C-D703-47D0-BAA7-79ADBD…)

Love this aesthetic

No. 301888

I find your commitment to wanting the fuck the Oney crew strange but endearing.

No. 301892

File: 1669950699448.gif (5.23 MB, 268x335, tumblr_e7a95e71bc7352f983c4294…)

RIP. At least he lives on in my assorted gif folder of him.

No. 301896

Y0 Majima

No. 301909

>Chris likes to make eye contact during blowjobs
I enjoy this too but I can't imagine it without imagining him making some retarded face kek

Chris is constantly talking about how much he hates anal kek it makes me laugh, he said it in vidrel too (also says he's really vanilla, and Zach shits on degeneracy some more earlier in the timestamp and says people should hide their fetishes away). There's apparently been some hate towards Smiling Friends on /co/ lately because some lines in the show criticizing dopamine cycles and nihilism + Zach's vocal distaste of weird fetishes led a lot of people to get offended that the show is pushing "neopuritan" ideals KEK, imagine getting offended because an internet funnyman isn't as much of a degenerate as you are.

No. 301911

File: 1669966404965.gif (999.18 KB, 329x248, 85568.gif)

No. 301912

samefagging, timestamp is around 19 minutes

No. 301914

Keith was so cute. Even as an old dude idc.

Rwick was the worst on that show, to the point I was starting to like vyvyan. He's super cute here tho

No. 301920

File: 1669986814729.jpg (26.16 KB, 526x499, FabPaIGVQAEPcD9.jpg)

LC went down as soon as I was gonna reply kek but fuck me this info destroyed my brain, I hope some talented nonna uses this info wisely… raise that 4 to a 5 kek
Yeah I've seen that going around on /co/, there's a whole retarded image on explaining the whole thing kek if I see it again I'll share. It baffles me how butthurt moids can get over the simplest things

No. 301939

Can you pls link it I want to read the thread now cause I don’t remember those lines at all kek

No. 301946

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I think it’s just one anon (or a few) making all of these “bait” threads, which sucks because it ruining the discussion about the show. Which sucks even more because I like the show.

>>301939 we can’t post links but there’s usually daily threads on /co/ about how Smiling Friends is “Christian propaganda” and how Zach is a mega neopuritan like the nonnies mentioned above. It’s getting annoying not gonna lie.

No. 301947

File: 1670003811919.jpeg (776.46 KB, 1172x1062, F89CB98A-E092-4924-B854-9D7B20…)

He’s so cute

No. 301949

File: 1670003851369.jpeg (60.86 KB, 738x738, D91A6F1E-EE0A-4B4D-8836-C6FBA2…)

Miss Chavvy psychopath Bladee too

No. 301952

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Here you go anons. Spoilered bc irrelevant. I really like the show too (I’m a Charlie fucker kek) and I think most of them are mad since haha based funny men actually have a show and aren’t living in their parents house kek

No. 301954

The fact someone took the time to make that even ironically just makes me speechless

>I’m a Charlie fucker kek

me too lmao, I think we’ve met earlier in this thread?

No. 301958

File: 1670007781327.png (522.37 KB, 714x858, pure sex.png)


No. 301962

No idea if he’s considered unconventional because he’s kinda weird looking, but I have a new crush on Jamie Bower. He’s the exact type of intense, creepy and pretty that I love. I felt uncomfortably attracted to him as Number 1 in stranger things, for some reason I thought he was gay but I’m so glad he’s not. Anyway, I had no idea he had a music career, and his deep voice + spooky southern gothic preacher outfit here really does something for me.

No. 301969

This is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen, thank you

No. 301983

I love this. So much better than the music he was doing before. He's totally ripping off Nick Cave, though.

No. 302002

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didn’t know if i should post him on the conventional or the unconventional thread but I’m so embarrassed to find him attractive…his music is literal dogshit

No. 302007

Speaking of another unconventionally attractive man. Nick Cave has always confused me, I could never tell if he’s hot or ugly but some part of my brain sets off the “attractive male” alarm when I see him

No. 302019

I wonder what Zach would sound like. Would he be quiet or loud?

No. 302033

I’ve thought about what Zach would sound like in bed way more than I’m comfortable admitting. I like to think that he would be embarrassed to let his voice out but would eventually let it slip because he can’t control it.

No. 302036

>moz does his first filmed interview in 7 years
>brings up cancel culture

This queen has no self restraint.

No. 302037

Embarrassed Zach sounds so cute for some reason

No. 302073

Ntayrt but Omg now you’ve got my noggin joggin’. Somehow I think he’d be shy

No. 302076

Oh and samefag, but just for good measure: I think Chris would be the opposite. I think he would really get into it and not care. They both do a lot of fake moaning for jokes, and while Zach seems to lean into the obviously overexaggerated sounds, Chris just sounds like he defaults to realistic and genuine sounds most of the time lmao. I think he does it on purpose to make people like Jeff especially uncomfortable.

No. 302086

File: 1670078621040.jpeg (89.59 KB, 1024x768, 6392723E-5FBB-41AC-932D-72178B…)

Absolutely love all the zach and oneyfags ITT you guys should write fics. I tried using ai dungeon to make some for myself but they’ve since changed the infinite decisions setting now you actually have to pay for energy.
pic unrelated chris with vinny before his crunchy wig took over

No. 302087

Does Vinny actually wear a wig? I saw a pic of him recently that made me do a double-take because it looked like it, but I thought I must just be seeing things.

No. 302093

File: 1670080823737.jpeg (24.54 KB, 269x303, 9710AE17-5A17-435F-A3EF-9CD801…)

Yeah he went from pretty flat hair and a receding hairline to wearing caps like crazy and then showing his “hair” kek it looks dry so people constantly ask him if hes wearing a wig piece.

No. 302095

Is…is that not a wig piece? KEK

No. 302098

File: 1670082902913.jpeg (150.24 KB, 818x700, D51F2EA3-FBC3-48EB-8576-979281…)

Yeah it is kek he’s too stupid to pluck his hairline in his wig piece so its obvious in pictures that show his scalp. Rip I used to have a huge crush on vinny back in 2015 before I realized this man is a balding pervert

No. 302101

File: 1670083957375.png (3.38 MB, 1920x1080, Screenshot (314).png)

I need his warmth for these cold winter nights or I will kill myself, sage so you know this isn't really a cry for help

No. 302102

Do you think he keeps the wig on during sex, or does he take it off and place it on the nightstand?

No. 302111

lol nonna I was thinking about that too since he has all those allegations on him for being a bit of a sexpest. Surprised no ones come out and said he wears a wig or ripped it off at a con yet

No. 302119

Just imagine running your fingers through his hair. >>301682

No. 302133

File: 1670094144932.jpeg (83.14 KB, 1024x538, 739DA1C4-18D4-4BB9-9D8D-44F5C9…)

I just saw this with my best friend and I can’t believe how attracted to David Harbour as Santa I am…I have a wee crush on him from Stranger Things anyway but this………this killed me nonnas

No. 302140

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I couldn't fix him because he can do it himself, a true Chad

No. 302144


No. 302145

File: 1670096716165.png (198.48 KB, 600x800, 309.png)

Nonnas… stop doing this to me… I'm agreeing with >>302086 we need oneyfags collab fic, I check ao3 everyday praying someone is lurking & taking notes
I've always found Vinny attractive, but fucking hell these wig pics are making me wheez kek
I'm on my last fucking straw I swear to God…

No. 302154

File: 1670101639914.jpeg (202.67 KB, 1024x768, 803A74CC-D7A5-42A7-9258-D381D2…)

ayrt im tempted to make an ao3 and start writing fics with everything nonnas mentioned up thread kek. So tired of checking ao3 and seeing someones self insert being coddled by an ooc chris or zach and tifs taking over by being over the top with their gremlin shit.
Picrel oneyfags ITT

No. 302155

I wish that was my hand around Vinny's waist tbh but he probably hates feeling submissive

No. 302159

KEK that picture! Ayrt, PLEASE DO! I had a convo above with an anon about how there's only 4 Zach fics (ones Chris/Zach/reader so basically 3 kek), some of them are written well but are sorta ooc.
Vidrel, at 14:00 Zach talks how he jerks off to music sometimes & Chris says how he mutes porn. He mimics himself jerking off, anons are definitely right how Zach probably shy (tbh this whole video is Zach just moaning kek)

No. 302163

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Just coming back a third time to say once again that I’m still obsessed with him and wish I could have saved him. I would have been his replacement mom and helped him stay away from the drugs so he could have died in his 60s like a normal fatty actor. I just think his facial structure is so nice with the crazy eyes. I love this greasy fat Italian so much.

No. 302168


No. 302181

File: 1670121020645.jpg (185.85 KB, 802x1070, 20221204_021955.jpg)

very based techbro enjoyers! i like all the aforementioned, but id love to contribute my own: steve burke from gamers nexus <3
he is essentially perfect to me, very smart, well travelled, multilingual, mountain biker and a cat person. i also just find him super cute/hot, everytime i watch his videos it takes all my strength not to stare at his forearms and to not freak out over the way he manhandles all that hardware hhhhhh… down terrible.

No. 302201

File: 1670126185769.png (2.17 MB, 1796x1176, john maus.png)

i think he's conventionally attractive (in some pictures at least) but i'm ashamed to like him anyway. he's so autistic but that makes it better

No. 302209

Sad he’s a cheater and creepo who likes underage girls

No. 302218

File: 1670134123368.png (4.59 MB, 2060x1372, maus cat.png)

this >>302210
i'd heard about this with pink but not maus, though him being friends with pink isn't a good sign anyway (although i think they stopped talking to each other recently? idk). anyway here's another photo of him that does something to me

No. 302235

Nonita, I would do unspeakable things to David Harbour. I am filled with feral, carnal desires when I watch him on Stranger Things.

No. 302241

File: 1670155174335.jpeg (1.37 MB, 1579x2500, 724651C2-B8A1-4D61-9C17-AF6DB5…)

Oh thank god it’s not just me kek. When he busted out that funky patterned shirt in ST3 I swooned. I didn’t think I would find him as attractive in 4 when he got super thin to look malnourished in Russian prison but I DID. If you haven’t seen Violent Night yet, definitely treat yourself! I’m def going to again kek. I never thought someone could make Santa Claus hot but like…he did it. Something something come down my chimney wink wink etc

No. 302245

go back to twitter

No. 302249

I really want to know what music he listens to during it.
True. Any other sexual details I come across about Chris or Zach I will post in the IRL Husbandos thread.

No. 302255

There's archives of his spotify playlist, he's into a lot of older music like Queen & Fleetwood Mac, but I don't think that's really the type to jerk off to kek

No. 302265

Why is his wet nasally voice so appealing? I hate hearing peoples spit moving around their mouths normally but when he does it it’s cute.

No. 302283

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No. 302284

File: 1670179412377.jpg (49.7 KB, 545x719, riversc.jpg)

I mean..

No. 302286

Who is this? I thought someone posted that sandy hook shooter.

No. 302287

Rivers Cuomo from weezer. I can totally see what you mean with that image though

No. 302289

File: 1670179913660.jpg (34.77 KB, 763x621, cuomo.jpg)

He looks so stereotypically nerdy

No. 302359

I nearly posted him last night.

No. 302401

File: 1670216712764.jpeg (489.07 KB, 969x652, 3A3A7110-F412-4A65-80D8-9D693E…)

I can tell when I’m ovulating every month because I notice I feel attracted to guys I’ve never really thought about before. I’m watching Red Letter Media and suddenly imagined what it would be like to fuck Mike Stoklasa, he was pretty hot when he was young

No. 302414

KEK I hadn’t actually seen that gif before


He’s feeling very…

No. 302437

I mean young Mark was pretty conventionally attractive.

No. 302545

File: 1670290536905.png (287.36 KB, 500x380, tumblr_phe1j8iz0O1wkm5cjo1_500…)

Mike looked kinda rough and thuggish unlike Jay who's genuinely conventionally attractive one.

No. 302558

Nonna same, that whole bathroom scene just felt so sexual and definitely made me feel strange as a kid.

No. 302563

I can tell when I'm ovulating because all I can think about is which artists I could commission to draw Rich/Mike erotica.

No. 302565

File: 1670302584422.gif (892.97 KB, 200x166, a5.gif)

>not a Mike cucking Rich with Jay fic

No. 302574

…you have my attention

No. 302575

File: 1670311881873.jpg (20.9 KB, 564x564, e35b0eb6ae5901fa31684014ebf836…)

I am attracted to Jerma, so I don't agree with that other person. but if you want some reasons to not like him…
His current girlfriend
-is 7 years younger than him
-was a fan for 6 years prior to dating
-is currently his employee

No. 302577

File: 1670313803203.jpeg (360.85 KB, 2048x2048, 37259524-5D6D-4935-887A-91588E…)

I was watching The Gentleman’s Challenge and got horny every time iDubbbz got really nervous or screamed when he was shocked by a shock collar, kek. I discovered something new about myself, I guess

No. 302589

File: 1670322133418.jpeg (24.75 KB, 400x400, F43A5FE5-3966-4425-A228-95A3F0…)

i want to make max whimper

No. 302641

Nonas. It is with great shame that I say that on this 6th day of December in the year of our lord 2022, I got off while reading a smutty Mike Stoklasa/Reader fanfic. I am embarrassed

No. 302685

Sauce please, I’m begging you

No. 302690

File: 1670379850316.gif (4.95 MB, 360x270, 6sw277.gif)

No. 302693

do you have more info on this?

No. 302759

File: 1670410470448.png (682.84 KB, 725x617, Atlantis.png)

No. 302921

god damn

No. 302935

damn it nonas i can't stop

No. 302946

No. 302960

I was listening to them earlier and thought to myself "this moid styleds his hair so much better than me"

No. 302971

File: 1670482480261.jpeg (45.38 KB, 680x510, EQMBee8WsAAebI_.jpeg)

Arguably conventional but definitely not anymore.

No. 302974

Eh, he's a common crush among girls who like more masc-looking guys, I've seen it a few times before and I'd include myself in that category too. The baldness isn't a big issue, the muscles are usually a plus, and he's aged pretty well.

I'd go so far as to say current Joe is hotter than pic Joe. Pic Joe is some frat guy who just hit 30 and doesn't know what to do, current Joe is blue-collar Italian (yet also stoner?) daddy.

No. 302975

>I'd go so far as to say current Joe is hotter than pic Joe
please say sike
>current Joe is blue-collar Italian (yet also stoner?) daddy.

No. 302976

Nope, totally for real. Maybe I'm just weird. I don't know. lol

No. 302980

I'd take pillowpants out for him.

No. 303005

File: 1670498228470.jpeg (404.47 KB, 656x776, 6BABACF1-17E8-4A8F-82C6-49B3A7…)

only attracted to him in this picture because he looks exactly like my first love who is female kek its actually uncanny. he was kind of cute in the panic in needle park. actually idk how unconventional he is but he's so short and he aged like milk so im putting him here

No. 303036

God he was so hot here. He looks like a bald gorilla now (no offense if that’s anyone’s thing) but I love his young guido look here, kek

No. 303039

File: 1670518068359.jpg (275.9 KB, 2000x1000, 1475608187-aj.jpg)

No. 303040

File: 1670518190852.jpg (64.71 KB, 689x535, C7UrTsYUwAA8geU.jpg)

No. 303048

File: 1670521539667.png (1 MB, 714x698, viktor.png)

in light of recent news…

No. 303051

he looks like anna khachiyan here

No. 303057

Kek I was about to ask “was your ex Anna from red scare”

No. 303066

>aged like milk
thats taking it too far

No. 303073

Height aside young Al Pacino is totally conventional, his super-tiny height aside. Like, Panic at Needle Park/Godfather 1 and 2 era. He aged terribly though, yeah - even by Scarface he looks gross.

No. 303074

Also I slept badly last night. Please excuse repeating "height aside" like a special person. lol

No. 303075

High school Alex Jones was okay-looking. Nice body, face gives off too many douchebag vibes. Now he's uh… uh… nice structure in his shoulders/upper arms, everything else is really disgusting.

No. 303076

File: 1670534126551.jpeg (48.47 KB, 426x600, C59496E0-A314-4D81-B523-EEDBB3…)

i had no idea who that was so i looked her up and she's not nearly as hot as my ex at all and doesnt really look like her. her mom does look like anna though oh well. at least young pacino's mugshot
idk i thought he was so ugly in scarface but i thought maybe it was for the role i havent really looked into him old looking kek you might be right just not my thing, i take it back

No. 303082

File: 1670535192884.jpeg (465.2 KB, 3500x2280, 295658D9-B726-4D37-BA6E-140C2F…)

He is so fucking beautiful in Dog Day Afternoon I would have made him my little manlet wife and fed him grapes while he whimpered. By 1980 he looked like shit. He is vile in Cruising.

No. 303100

>little manlet wife and fed him grapes while he whimpered
what are you saying

No. 303107

File: 1670543584141.png (1.3 MB, 1440x1431, 84A18BF8-3705-48A1-B38A-F443EB…)

I have at one time or another been attracted to each member of the Official Podcast and I am not proud of that.

No. 303109

If I saw these dudes crossing a road, I'm not too sure I would hit the brakes.

No. 303116

File: 1670545946342.png (3.58 MB, 1824x1004, 2EF43C56-E766-493E-AB6C-3B5AEC…)

No. 303118

No. 303125

maybe the little one can live

No. 303127

I posted that long ago sorry nonnie kek, I just felt the weird tension at the beginning of the conversation

No. 303132

Nonnie being based and cultured. You'll reach that level eventually.

No. 303135

This video awakened something in me back when it was posted kek. I wonder if they knew what they were doing

No. 303138

Omg same. I find him so attractive and I don’t even know why

No. 303145

Could you fix him oney!nonnas?

No. 303154

File: 1670570332867.jpeg (26.16 KB, 350x538, 6A89A5D5-2136-4310-AC5E-278E28…)

Alexander Siddig was so fucking cute in his prime. If he was 20ish years younger his career would have been so different and he would 100% be in the same English SWANA dreamboat niche as Dev Patel and Riz Ahmed right now

No. 303158

Damn I feel so seen. We really are living the same lives out here aren't we

No. 303162

File: 1670572297702.jpeg (27.45 KB, 563x681, 3c9549da840d8e2ad01c7cf20c5647…)

For the Thom Yorke fans here especially, remember in the mid 2000s when there was a whole Thom Yorke vs. Matt Bellamy 'thing' going on? I was in love with this man when I was a huge Muse fan but I loved his and Thom's noses so much. I fucking love English men who look like ferrets I guess

No. 303163

i agree, i loved watching him on DS9

No. 303227

File: 1670618798026.jpeg (396.64 KB, 1600x1200, 2A610638-14E0-4BB7-B694-049378…)

Rewatching Documental rn solely for him. I have some pretty embarrassing unconventional attractions but this one I feel like I should be put down for just because it’s so weird. I think the fact that he’s funny makes him being ugly attractive to me idfk

No. 303253

No lol

No. 303270

He's already perfect the way he is

No. 303278

File: 1670643504902.jpg (466.89 KB, 764x1024, xmoz.jpg)

Anons, how do you think our favourite unconventional men celebrate the holidays? I can see Moz snuggling up with a 30something boy toy in front of a roaring fire, sharing a big bowl of vegan pasta and privately reminiscing about Christmases long past with Marr.

No. 303285

Its genuinely sad how obvious it is that Moz never got over Marr. Even after all these years.

No. 303286

Sad but also beautiful in a bit of a train crash kind of way. Stories get written about these kind of doomed gay romances or obsessions all the time.

No. 303291

File: 1670649910579.png (1.71 MB, 1913x955, peanut.png)

Peanut, one of PaymoneyWubby's editors. He's so tiny, I just want to pick him up and throw him. I like his smile and he's the only guy I've ever thought looked cute with a nose ring. I also knew he would win the pancake batter competition, easily. It was kind of hot when he came out of the tent covered in sweat

No. 303315

File: 1670673116562.png (1.18 MB, 1458x832, Screenshot (611).png)

I don't think he's that unconventional but people never take it seriously when I say he's so attractive. I want to have a wholesome relationship with him where we listen to shortwave radio and play video games, but I also want him to be secretly evil and fuck me up emotionally

No. 303317

i understand completely

No. 303328

File: 1670685461158.jpg (48.34 KB, 500x493, otp6.jpg)

oh em gee just like steve howe and jon anderson!!!!

No. 303329

Probably hurts him to see that Marr is still with the same woman he married when he was in the Smiths. The idea that Marr found love and happiness while Moz could only pine from a distance.

No. 303335

File: 1670691516404.jpg (10.27 KB, 133x200, image_proxy.jpg)

I have no idea why but once in a blue moon when I see The Stig walks to a car going to set a lap time I feel like stripping his trousers and ride his dick, even though I know I'll end up disappointed.

No. 303338

What is that, a little spaceman for ants?

No. 303389

File: 1670713547258.jpeg (199.58 KB, 1600x900, 99CCDAA2-E10C-4BF0-9C82-2672F4…)

No. 303390

He’s really cute

No. 303420

File: 1670724717447.jpeg (458.58 KB, 1124x626, BD105914-CA87-4D9A-A1DD-94CC77…)

This isn’t anyone specific but I find it cute when men stand like this.

No. 303421

..just standing normally?

No. 303426

You mean like somewhat peering?

No. 303435

File: 1670727993868.jpeg (353.88 KB, 2000x1334, phprvlVGd.jpeg)

Daniil would initially refuse to celebrate because he would say it's a meaningless consumer holiday pushed by corporations, but would reluctantly (not actually reluctantly) buy a small gift of chocolate or something for his favourite person (me)

No. 303437

Marr is straight, right? Either way it is sad, no wonder Moz comes off so bitter sometimes.

"Marrissey" is definitely superior to McLennon.

No. 303438

No I mean when they rub their hands together and kind of lean lol

No. 303447

You mean the Jewish pose?

No. 303551

File: 1670783986480.jpg (135.93 KB, 1200x800, 16703994577404.jpg)

My Moroccan friend says he's ugly by Moroccan standards, but I see so many people wanting him kek. I'm obsessed with him, it's not even funny I want him so damn bad… he's so beautiful

No. 303642

File: 1670820403626.jpeg (40.24 KB, 739x415, images (3).jpeg)

I was going to post him as well nonnie, his face is goofy but I like his body type.

No. 303645

hate this motherfucker i want him cry for the next match

No. 303657

i was going to post him too he’s so cute

No. 303658

seething baguette, hope mbappe goes home to get pounded by his tranny

No. 303666

I legit forgot Mbappé was dating a troon. Good for him I guess? kek

No. 303669

File: 1670849426299.jpeg (320.63 KB, 1080x1170, 335A0F40-16BF-422D-BC52-3E31C8…)

reposting to rectify typos
im moroccan living in morocco and he's ugly in my opinion though definitely not by our standards. he's strong and tall ( like 195cm ) with nice teeth so by objective definition handsome. and i respect that his wife is also tall as well. and shes cute. usually tall moids go for super short women so im glad it wasn't the case for him or i would be sideyeing

No. 303783

File: 1670910866700.jpg (177.92 KB, 768x1024, 1651535645843.jpg)

Aaah he makes me laugh so hard

No. 303784

ngl I kinda wish we had an oneyfag groupchat

No. 303785

I wish he'd just fucking embrace the silver foxness 'cause he'd be GORGEOUS as one.

No. 303787

File: 1670912327629.jpg (28.43 KB, 447x560, jasonmiller.jpg)

>I noticed it's a common trope that women find men of faith attractive
Guilty as charged.

No. 303790

same anon I think theres four of us here atleast kek wish Chris was involved in more videos that showed his face back then I feel like I’ve already watched them all

No. 303791

File: 1670915687646.png (605.45 KB, 1164x1436, image_2022-12-12_231447582.png)

nonnies.. back me up on this

No. 303792

File: 1670916572977.jpg (48.88 KB, 720x887, 1647422881563.jpg)

No. 303795

dont know who the other guy is but is that conan on the left

No. 303803

kek I thought this was father ted

No. 303825

Closest is us all congregating in IRL husbando thread >>>/g/289276 kek fanfic anons keep us updated bc I love you guys
Fuck me I forgot about this video. Thanks nonna, I will be saving this for… a rainy day

No. 303835

>marrissey superior
I like pining and unrequited love pairings sooo sounds good to me! Post moar

No. 303839

I blame the Stig for igniting my attraction to masked/helmeted dudes. Well, him and Boba Fett.

No. 303841

File: 1670946912208.png (307.75 KB, 620x585, FR TED SUN_ED3_S01 SUN_ED4_S01…)

I mean Father Ted does fit in this thread. How the hell do you mistake The Exorcist guy with Father Ted though?

No. 303865

Another case of priest racism. NOT all priests look the same smh

No. 303866

File: 1670955949370.jpg (407.45 KB, 1280x720, jasonmiller2.jpg)

No. 303891

Thinking about how this was the video, out of all Oney's stuff, that his parents were the most furious about and they demanded he take down.

No. 303903

I always wonder who these videos are for. Me. That's who they are for. Also, I love how he admits he loves getting his body slapped.

No. 303938

Fancied him since childhood.

No. 303939

No. 304002

File: 1671033621702.jpeg (44.98 KB, 695x507, 35634C4B-212D-449E-900C-9CAA36…)

IM BACK Derrick-kun 5ever
I felt so crazy for having a crush on him in that movie, priests are so hot. Especially because he’s all sad and fucked up.

No. 304012

Where's the torture.

No. 304039

File: 1671063152686.jpg (416.49 KB, 1280x1814, 326a2b879930fc8344545de4bd1e81…)

sage for kpop posting
idc what anyone says, s coups is cute af, we has the cutest gummy smile and he is quite manly for a kpop idol

No. 304040

File: 1671063214718.gif (88.98 KB, 400x338, tumblr_46b3a13e9134bfbb8569e55…)

>>304039(k-pop fag)

No. 304047

>I felt so crazy for having a crush on him in that movie
Same. Can you believe fucking Ellen Burstyn thought he wouldn't be a good actor for the role? Fuck offfff, he's beautiful, and sad and fucked up as you said. He reminds me of those early Victorian portraits, all brooding and soulful.

No. 304049

File: 1671067613604.png (1.02 MB, 1920x1080, marathonmanroy.png)

I never thought watching Roy Scheider nearly getting assassinated in his underwear would be so hot.

No. 304140

Wow I can’t believe there’s a man uglier than Paul Dano…I know what thread I’m in but this man is jarringly ugly.

No. 304147

>tfw I love both Zach and Dano

No. 304157

File: 1671141233630.jpg (52.4 KB, 291x420, Shutterstock_5705890g.jpg)

Brendan Schaub. He counts as an unconventional attraction because he everyone hates him. I can't think of a single other nonnette who would date him but I want him to hold me by the ankles so my legs are wide to the side and rail me like a big autistic yeti

No. 304171

sorry nona but he literally looks like a camel and not a cute one. he looks like he breathes from his mouth. genuinely one of the ugliest i've ever seen without any deformities.

No. 304178

File: 1671149917447.jpeg (1.38 MB, 1242x1684, AF8C3123-45CD-4C3F-BBB7-CAB7B3…)

I find Nicky Hilton’s husband super cute in a goofy way.
>tfw ywn be a Rothschild

No. 304179

You are probably just racist

No. 304182

You literally wish

No. 304185

He looks like a typical kpop dude, chill.

No. 304186

i'd like to say i'm the original kpop poster and i never said that, i do not associate with her and her dumbass

No. 304191

Holy fuck I hadn't tuned in for a while but oh momma, now I remember why I'm attracted to Tucker.

No. 304195

He's kinda whiny

No. 304196

He gives small pp energy. You just know that despite crying constantly about traditional values he loves being dominated and pegged.

No. 304198

I'd kill to see that.

No. 304212

God I fucking love barrel chested moids. Ugh.

No. 304222

ayrt and kek im asian so i know what an ugly asian moid looks like. cope he's ugly and it's literally a meme to call him a camel if you look it up

No. 304224

ntayrt but this guy looks pretty normal compared to botched kpoop guys (like half the ones in bts)

No. 304274

File: 1671208770170.jpg (60.76 KB, 854x480, robertenglundnewnightmare.jpg)

Some anon posted a pic of him a year ago in one of the old threads. I didn't really get it, until I recently watched "A Nightmare on Elm Street" for the first time. Then I watched an interview of Robert saying how it was, on a really subconscious level, a date movie, and how the audience liked Freddy going after Nancy, and how Freddy should, like, force a kiss onto her. Suddenly I got it. Now I can't really watch those movies without just thinking it's Robert.

No. 304284

Yes. He and Bob Odenkirk had a sexual relationship back when they were writers.
I'm not even kidding here

No. 304292

Wtf, deets?

No. 304318

File: 1671230136214.jpg (18.72 KB, 370x493, Brad_Dourif_portrait_large.jpe…)

When I'm not lusting after barrel chested stocky men, it's Brad Dourif.

No. 304329

I find those priest outfits and clerical collars so attractive, oh man

No. 304344

File: 1671241878195.jpg (59.77 KB, 320x240, tve4703-19721007-622.jpg)

Alan Dobie as Prince Bolkonsky from the 1972 version of "War and Peace". Hhhhhh.

No. 304345

File: 1671242575193.jpg (32.87 KB, 615x410, louis and harry.jpg)

For my fellow bong anons: young Matthew Horne and James Corden. At the same time.

No. 304347

Moids in period costumes gets me going

No. 304349

File: 1671246150584.jpg (85.31 KB, 634x795, blackadder.jpg)

me too. it's such an absurd show, but blackadder in season 2 is so hot.

No. 304351

File: 1671246353012.gif (1.46 MB, 520x413, dougal.gif)

Dougal is the ultimate himbo.

No. 304353

File: 1671246934571.jpeg (44.31 KB, 500x487, B45F36CE-2868-47BD-B27C-5DBD1D…)

For me it’s Lord Percy

No. 304354

Well then brace yourself, anon. This whole show was full of hot dudes in period costume. Including Antony Hopkins.

No. 304355

File: 1671247260672.jpg (34.09 KB, 413x612, rauljuliaarchbishopromero.jpg)

Made me go look up Raul Julia from "Romero" and I realized he looks so much like that one dude from Breaking Bad.

No. 304357

Their little pearl earrings are so cute.

No. 304360

you could land 5 airplanes on that forehead damn

No. 304365

File: 1671250286754.jpg (76.92 KB, 1280x720, obU9LpB.jpg)

I was obsessed with Dermot Morgan for a short while. My butt-chinned prince gone too soon.

No. 304368

I love Englund. Link to that interview?

No. 304369

Skip to 17:53. I kinda wish I was Heather 'cause something about hearing Robert Englund say "the audience" would like to see him and myself "butt heads"… oh momma.

No. 304378

Thanks nonna! He definitely gets it, and it's nice hearing it put into words. No wonder he does such a great job in the role.

No. 304383

Yeah, like it's all about the chase. I'd let him flick his tongue at me and then throw me onto a bedroom ceiling.

No. 304418

File: 1671281674416.png (755.89 KB, 640x1136, pry82pws1ir91.png)

My friends said he looks like Shane Dawson, I don't see it.

No. 304419

Is he abusing adderall or something? His skin looks shrinkwrapped to his skeleton.

No. 304430

He just looks retarded

No. 304438

Well, isn't he one of those minecraft youtubers?

No. 304446

He's THE Minecraft YouTuber, DreamIsHere

No. 304447

He looks like he's been hung upside-down and only now is the blood starting to drain out of his swollen head.

No. 304448

So you agree he is retarded?

No. 304452

Gigatarded in fact

No. 304460

File: 1671298777247.jpg (86.3 KB, 901x695, brad dourif wise blood.jpg)

I love him, he's been my crush for the longest time.

No. 304509

File: 1671315636269.gif (6.47 MB, 640x360, E8BD7678-1DB6-436F-9CE9-3081B1…)

Goddamit he was posted in ot and I can’t stop thinking about him again

No. 304510

File: 1671315789262.jpeg (143.19 KB, 1280x720, D9E9CA36-D653-4335-AE56-083D29…)

I just know his hands are cold and clammy so I can’t really think about having sex with him but I like to imagine making him flustered
I’ve always harbored a little crush on him and I don’t know why

No. 304512

I’m really attracted to this phenotype too. I’m not sure if it’s a Celtic gene or something? I saw it a lot when I was in Southern Ireland and Wales. Longish angular face with a long arrow nose with thick hair and brows. It’s hot to me.

No. 304513

Oh and their mouth is like :|

No. 304532

File: 1671324271489.jpeg (395.32 KB, 1187x1999, 08B2D23E-77E8-431A-93EF-28B2A6…)

I like Asian men with Jew noses and I don’t know why plus it’s also incredibly rare AAAAAAAAAAA

No. 304544

I’m still convinced he’s a FTM. Scrotes can’t be this ethereal and effervescent.

No. 304546

hi nonny this is me but i'm female.

No. 304550

File: 1671334182853.jpeg (107.92 KB, 749x731, 9EA0D4DF-090C-4325-8C6D-474F50…)

He kind of gives me an icky feeling but schizoid men who don’t act human >>> fuck my pussy please

No. 304551

Can you elaborate? because I find this very puzzling.

No. 304552

you’ve never wanted to fuck an alien/reptilian/demon before anon?

No. 304556

He is pretty cute. I like how embarrassed he gets easily. I want to domme and peg him while he blushes and weakly tries to push me away.

No. 304557

This anon gets it!

No. 304558

I mean, maybe. But I feel like he'd be the reptilian who cleans the other reptilians' toilets.

No. 304559

No. 304564

Christ I just watched the shittiest movie with my unconventional crush in it but there is a scene where he lifts up a woman's skirt and kisses her belly and I died from a combination of embarrassment and horni

No. 304573

what was the movie?

No. 304575

I'm too fucking embarrassed to say. It was from the late 70's, a romantic " neo-noir thriller" ('cept it wasn't, it was dull). The female lead sucked ass, the character she played sucked ass even more. As I watched, I made up a new, more interesting female protagonist in my head and imagined new scenes replacing the shitty ones.

No. 304578

Long Goodbye?

No. 304597

File: 1671370427537.jpg (42.06 KB, 720x1080, pZqyggVmIa3LyGDcYmRis6cTM2H.jp…)

No. 304598

File: 1671370874793.jpeg (62.54 KB, 1200x674, 76445.jpeg)

this please but with Shapiro. curse you nonas I didn't even know who this guy was til I saw him on these threads and now im obsessed.
those lips ugh

No. 304619

HA no. That actually looks good by comparison.

No. 304622

Wild at Heart?

No. 304623

>Late 70's.

No. 304632

No. 304633

File: 1671384717093.jpg (16.81 KB, 300x300, 98974_full.jpg)

>based Dourif nonnas
I think the expressive quality of his eyes and acting really does it for me. His strange posturing for certain roles, diction and delivery are qualities I find attractive as well. Really don't think he gets enough accolades in the acting world. His portrayal of Grima Wormtongue was spectacular. God that scene while he was circling Eowyn holy fuck did it do things to me… shit I think I love him.

No. 304643

File: 1671387040996.jpeg (1.24 MB, 1242x1488, CBECE4CC-39B4-4197-95DC-EAEE74…)

good taste

No. 304648

It's for the best, anon. I just focus on his better movies.

No. 304665

File: 1671391666627.jpeg (708.44 KB, 828x832, 3A002E7D-DCFA-4A9E-9156-C75604…)

He looks so cute celebrating with his kids why isn’t he miiiiiiineeee

No. 304670

File: 1671393910465.jpeg (1.89 MB, 958x2171, 3B77B3EC-4F22-49CE-9CD5-822F32…)

No. 304674

Welcome to the dark side nonna. I love our little neocon demon.

No. 304698

File: 1671409090731.png (757.45 KB, 1125x606, 3CC2D008-0830-4017-93F1-1200E1…)

Come on share it nonnie. Can’t be as bad as me watching Starcrash last night for mine before ever seeing a Star Wars movie.

No. 304707

I actually have a guilty love of the gunslinging robot in that movie. He was the best character. (Also who's your fuckin crush) Mine was "Last Embrace". IT'S A TERRIBLE MOVIE, I'M WARNING YOU ALL NOW.

No. 304712

Did you really just post Lil Poopy

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No. 304715

No way! That’s actually on my watchlist because my guy, Joe Spinell, has a bit part in it apparently. I’m doing a bit of a Spinellathon right now. He’s so ugly but so cute and pathetic to me. He’s the Count in Starcrash.

No. 304730

Get the fuck outta here. And I just now saw on his filmography that he was in "Sorcerer", too, just like my dude. What a small world, eh?

No. 304739

File: 1671432088886.jpg (58.4 KB, 1024x640, 1671382385024775.jpg)

Shapiroanons, how do you feel about the time a tranny laid his hand on Ben and threatened to beat him up?

No. 304752

Why is Bens head so small

No. 304753

Ben is cute in a Peter Pan way.

No. 304755

his response to this is what cemented my crush on him, he's brave even though he's just a naive lil moidlet from the windmill town. Whyyyy is there only 1 good fic with him

No. 304757

File: 1671443971224.gif (1.55 MB, 640x360, mike-stoklasa-rlm.gif)

old fat alcoholic Mike > young skinny handsome Mike

srsly nonas he's giving me a fetish. yes I am ovulating what of it

No. 304758

He was unphased and it was hot as fuck.

No. 304774

Right? Crazy how things are always connected and overlapping.

No. 304814

File: 1671471637143.png (1.16 MB, 938x703, 4D22BD9C-CDDB-45A7-A5E5-A18058…)


No. 304861

File: 1671490127900.jpg (154.85 KB, 1200x799, flight-of-the-conchords.jpg)

Both of them

No. 304862

lmao nona I had to check and make sure I wasn't the one who posted this!! I'm so in love with him out of nowhere.
I'm rewatching their 'Nerd Crew' videos where where they parody pop culture podcasters and he sometimes does a deep 'podcast' voice close to the microphone and I think he sounds so hot lmao.
I heard he and jessi might secretly be married and I almost cried. Over this random shlubby, middleaged man. What is wrong with us, kek

No. 304863

A woman of taste.

No. 304865

I can't find it for the life of me, but I was reading a forum years back with people anonymously discussing sex they've had with celebs. Someone said Jermaine Clement is sweet and respectful but likes to be pegged and talked meanly to by women. Thought it kinda checked out

No. 304866

imagine him saying "oh yiss, roight theya, yiss"

No. 304868

No. 304949

File: 1671850844378.jpeg (154.06 KB, 686x1235, FFA6FF07-72F9-4B24-9FD7-55F47F…)

i want to save a qt far eastern russian boy from pootin

No. 304950

File: 1671852332559.jpeg (58.42 KB, 356x1034, D6A4B5D3-28F0-4C59-987F-2BE2F9…)

Not my proudest fap

No. 304951

I never knew David Byrne cosplayed as a Nazi.

No. 304952

File: 1671852426187.jpeg (229.53 KB, 864x940, 06BEBEC3-C556-4C9D-825F-401AC9…)

Same anon god dammit theres too many cute Russian guys on VK (i personally prefer Asians but theres plenty cute blond white boys on there too)

No. 304954

I wanna kms pootin wants to genocide these cuties i hope they at least refuse to fight or flee over to the kazakh/mongolian border until mess this blows over
>tfw no qt conscientious objector bf to be my house husbando

No. 304955

This mess* lol

No. 304957

I feel very seen with these posts nonas. Always liked qt asian guys

No. 304959

No. 304992

Because he is a manlet

No. 304999

Manlets are cute sometimes. I actually prefer guys around the 5ft7-5ft10 mark, it’s fine because I’m only 5ft3 myself. Tall guys can be attractive but every tall scrote I’ve met was just…insanely arrogant to the point of insufferable.

No. 305005

File: 1671917757023.jpeg (89.32 KB, 1200x675, 002A5A82-B559-490E-BB9C-060E9A…)

Volodymyr Zelenskyy‘s speech at US congresss made me re-evaluate how I look at him. I think his speech was great and he looks more handsome with facial hair.

No. 305006

He’s been hot since his little psyop TV series that got him elected, and this NATO war him extra sexy.

No. 305008

File: 1671918779993.jpg (92.48 KB, 700x466, 16526623426221.jpg)

He was a QT before that even.

No. 305011

watch out the tinfoil nonnies will call you 'glowies' for this kek

No. 305012

He’s always complaining all the time, and he makes poltards seethe, that’s cute.

No. 305014

File: 1671920513042.gif (834.76 KB, 480x272, E4B89201-84CA-4D03-85E5-FF1A81…)

Let them seethe. There’s no denying he has carisma and visual appeal.

No. 305016

File: 1671920644972.webm (14.85 MB, 607x1080, This is who you're losing to.w…)

He is globohomo's strongest soldier kek

No. 305019

I genuinely don’t understand why moids and the alt media hate him so much. Are they jealous? All he did was represent his country which has been invaded by a psychopathic bully. He’s constantly under threat of being killed and Putin constantly tries to blow up his car or plane but still stays behind to represent his people. That alone deserves credit.

No. 305022

Both my 55 year old Romanian aunts agree with you

No. 305026

File: 1671927693490.png (551.51 KB, 1000x749, image.png)

I don't want to fuck him, I just want to hug him to see what it feels like. Only after he's been freshly showered and scrubbed down though. He looks like a big Pooh Bear in his red shirt.

No. 305028

probably feels like getting engulfed by a whale

No. 305030

File: 1671929823307.jpeg (33.98 KB, 399x500, 921F483C-5EA0-40EB-90CC-C4DA0E…)

Not David Byrne but Boyd Rice, a qt with uhhh questionable beliefs, but I like the way you think.

No. 305040

(Ukraine is just as corrupt as Russia is kek)

No. 305042

File: 1671947206461.jpg (270.06 KB, 1125x1121, tumblr_0c339f1f73fb38379d7748d…)

I wanna know if other actor-husbando-anons have seen their husbando's first film. I just did and it was fucking funny.

No. 305057

I watched One Step Away while I was in my Keanu phase. He was even more adorable.

No. 305059

Logistically impossible

No. 305076

I stan him cuz he triggers chuds, I love the fact a bunch of racist assholes are foaming at the mouth over this man.

No. 305080


No. 305081

Kill yourself troon

No. 305082

File: 1671986569549.gif (760.46 KB, 600x338, 1671799414239024.gif)

No. 305083

Stg this faggot has the biggest soyboy energy. I think only libfems thirst for him because they think calling him hot is a bigger powermove than donating to suffering people in ukraine.

No. 305084

It was bad

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No. 305089

Nta but a man who's leading a failing war is so fucking unattractive.

No. 305090

File: 1671991062240.gif (3.6 MB, 600x404, ezgif-1-25833c1c73.gif)

I agree that he is unattractive, but where else should putin nonnies post him then?

No. 305098

File: 1672001657229.png (1.33 MB, 1156x2048, IMG_6039.png)

real ones know…..

potential answers: killing of a chinese bookie, mikey and nicky, obsession, the american friend, the late show, the domino principle (could see how this could be gene hackman), the big sleep, the driver, eyes of laura mars, the midnight express, straight time, and justice for all, the champ, the china syndrome. tell me if I'm wrong because I looked at a list of neo noir movies made between 1976-1979 lol

No. 305109

He’s so painfully insecure and overcompensating it’s kind of cute. But I also hate him for killing so many qt moids from Russia and Ukraine.

No. 305110

Nonnies get out of your /pol/ phase and stop orbiting and mirroring racist scrotes from discord. You’ll be embarrassed when you look back on it one day.

No. 305112

>mad at telling a troon to die

No. 305114

Projection. Only a pol scrote would defend a Russian psychopath moid who wants to kill everyone because of temper tantrums and also publicly poops his pants.

No. 305115

Putin sharted?

No. 305120

AYRT, it was already answered kek. And speakin of Gene I'm in the middle of watching a documentary behind the making of "The French Connection". It's pretty gud, I like how the director just did everything he could to piss off Gene Hackman to keep him in-character (aka angry).

No. 305149

i want to see, i want to believe

No. 305155

File: 1672064410989.png (892.2 KB, 1010x813, IMG.png)

after he had two pints of shandy, the madlad

No. 305172

God I hope this is real, I've fantasized about pegging Jermaine more times than I will ever admit lmao

No. 305174

File: 1672073611672.jpg (630.38 KB, 1080x1523, IMG_20221226_104003.jpg)

It's Takagi Shingo for me tbh, I just love the way he smiles and how goofy he is on IG.
I'm also a sucker for big tiddie men, oh well.

No. 305263

File: 1672160608394.jpg (39.55 KB, 704x396, genehackmandriving.jpg)

Saw this and made me think of that one Gene Hackman anon. Also it made me lol. I wish I could look like this while driving.

No. 305268

File: 1672164088161.png (396.24 KB, 971x971, CDD89D35-07C0-47A6-BC2F-537F19…)

He’s always cute but the longish hair was so tasty

No. 305290

File: 1672180777861.jpg (504.25 KB, 820x1039, 1ce1ba6eb43947620d0e1cc75b963a…)

Have discovered him through a shitty cam recording of the Dear Evan Hansen stage show. He also plays in West Side Story but honestly 95% of my attraction is the hairdo and grey hoodie. I wish there were more mid-length hair men that took proper care of it and weren't also metalfags.

No. 305312

I’m a Mike girly and always will be, but I can appreciate long hair Jay. He looked very nice with long hair, and I miss it.

No. 305351

File: 1672222693460.jpg (368.19 KB, 1439x993, 1669998643153.jpg)

No. 305488

File: 1672319950590.jpeg (32.45 KB, 315x419, F13BE1D1-DCCC-4F38-B75E-087CE7…)

Billy Corgan has a lot wrong with him but the way he looked in this era a few years ago was hot ngl

No. 305489

File: 1672320404120.jpeg (487.28 KB, 1920x1080, B7EFDACA-65E9-49FF-8A6C-2A5A1E…)

Not into him now but back in the 90’s when he had hair he was such a cutie. Lol he looks a lot like Gerard way in some pics 1/2

No. 305490

File: 1672320450320.jpeg (35.23 KB, 350x444, 1BE8F984-EC65-4319-99F4-FCA6D8…)


No. 305491

Gene Hackman anon here ♥

No. 305492

Impeccable taste

No. 305561

File: 1672341827803.jpg (8.14 KB, 225x225, images.jpeg-8.jpg)

Yes I hate myself what of it?

No. 305568

File: 1672343093049.gif (4.07 MB, 480x398, 47981966-C7C4-4A5B-BE77-267B94…)

I am DYING. I love the way he laughs with his whole body he’s so cute

No. 305573

File: 1672344490908.gif (1.86 MB, 480x270, tumblr_inline_odcbg9cj4b1sjds0…)

100% filthy

No. 305575

I’m pretty sure he has legions of fangirls

No. 305591

File: 1672350883371.gif (5.91 MB, 640x360, filthy-frank-applause.gif)

ayrt it's this weird shit that deepens my lust for this freak. I want to do terrible things to his face and make him cry. Then lick the tears.
That doesn't make me feel better kek.

No. 305605

I fucking loved this video, they were all so cute here. I'm ashamed to admit that Ian screaming in pain made me feel funny

No. 305606

File: 1672357875669.jpeg (53.12 KB, 411x579, F59A83EC-E0F2-47D8-85EE-C53199…)

He has always been cute in a different way, I love that Billy trolls the hell out of Gerard Way on TikTok because he knows he’s everything Gerard wishes he was.

No. 305609

File: 1672358057066.jpeg (77.73 KB, 478x357, Gorilla_2.jpeg)

Ohh, to be in the middle of a Mike and Jay sandwich. I'd be so happy and snug and life would be complete

No. 305610

No. 305611

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No. 305614

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No. 305621

Oh to be Jay, blessed to age gracefully but cursed to be like 4 feet

No. 305624

I'm not even a jay fangirl but he looks extra cute here somehow

No. 305654

File: 1672388677543.png (1.29 MB, 1920x921, Untitled-1.png)

Roy Scheider anon here, I go with my partner!

No. 305657

File: 1672389107632.jpg (223.9 KB, 1022x525, sheilalavine.jpg)

Samefag as >>305654, I blush at your compliment.

No. 305671

File: 1672394717037.gif (3.04 MB, 498x280, 8C7C323A-500C-4520-B9A5-41A58F…)

I will convert all of you

No. 305677

File: 1672400201057.jpg (2.39 MB, 3258x3870, MV5BMjA1NDMyMjg3MV5BMl5BanBnXk…)

Oh yeah nona, I fucking love The French Connection.
Have you ever watched Sorecerer (1977)? It's great.

No. 305687

File: 1672404067096.jpg (277.28 KB, 868x934, e9vg11xrfzlz.jpg)

I wonder what's his obssession with wearing clothes that are too big for him.

No. 305691

File: 1672405061815.jpeg (87.87 KB, 500x500, 9A0489A7-6179-4BBF-944A-AF3252…)

Mmmm god he looks so hot here
>what’s his obsession with wearing clothes that are too big for him
he’s just a lil guy

No. 305713

File: 1672416359455.jpg (134.25 KB, 725x880, Scheider-1.jpg)

I haven't! I've been meaning to. I've got some pics of Roy from it, though, kek. You ever see The French Connection II? I started watching it, apparently there's a scene in it where Popeye gets cuffed to a bed and injected full of heroin, sounds hot as fuck.

No. 305727

Actually I just discovered today that there's a sequel (I don't know how could I miss that!) and I've red somewhere that it's a very decent sequel so it's probably going to be the very first film I watch in 2023.
>cuffed to bed and injected
Fuck, that sounds really hot. I can't wait to finish my paper, get high and watch it in the dark kek. See you around Roy nonnie

No. 305728

Just finished watching it, it's actually pretty solid, as far as sequels go. I was kinda surprised! Lol see you around Geneanon

No. 305773

File: 1672441510675.jpeg (40.32 KB, 580x358, 0B417FD0-5809-47CC-84A5-DBAD71…)

I’m so glad that multiple of us have guys in Sorceror. It really is the perfect crossover of weirdly hot kind of ugly guys.

No. 305781

File: 1672443331205.jpg (54.61 KB, 953x714, x_website-update-tim-minchin-8…)

I loved this little fucker. Sad he hit the wall. I still adore his talent tho and I hope he never did something creepy that I've yet to hear about

No. 305785

I'm no footfag but the fact he never wears shoes definitely does something to me.

No. 305801

File: 1672451248129.gif (4.92 MB, 540x300, royscheidersorcerer2.5.gif)

>weirdly hot kind of ugly
I dunno what you're talkin' about. I haven't even seen the damn movie and already I'm swooning.

No. 305807

File: 1672454197911.png (2.12 MB, 1478x960, hr.png)

watching chernobyl for the first time and finding jared harris strangely hot. i've watched mad men in the past but he's never caught my eye the same way before.

No. 305812

He's so great in The Terror! Didn't really catch my eye on Chernobyl but now I want to rewatch it…

No. 305823

File: 1672467559548.png (2.54 MB, 1920x1080, sorcererisgreat.png)

Watching Sorcerer right now and I'm really liking the cinematography.

No. 305829

File: 1672473908459.png (1.44 MB, 1920x1080, sorcererisREALLYgood.png)

Finished Sorcerer. Fantastic movie, every time Roy was on screen he was hot as hell, some of the best acting I've ever seen. But man, William Friedkin was quite the dick to him. Gene Hackman anon, wherever you are, I feel like we can bond over our husbandos being treated like garbage by Friedkin, kek.

No. 305861

File: 1672496363186.jpg (201.13 KB, 462x696, me_and_mrhackman.jpg)

Gene anon here, very glad you enjoyed Sorcerer! I didn't know about Friedkin being an asshole lmao, he treated Linda Blair like a Queen during the Exorcist because she was a kid. I love the tree explosion scene in Sorcerer a lot. And Scheider's character is great, excellent desperate acting. Why do I feel movies like this aren't made anymore? If I may recommend another movie Thief (1981) is pretty solid. It's not directed by Willian Friedkin but by Michael Mann, who wanted either Roy Scheider or Gene Hackman for the protagonist role but ended up with James Caan instead kek. Very interesting cinematography and acting scenes, and amazing soundtrack by Tangerine Dream. Btw, where's that scene where Roy gets assassinated from? I need to watch that.

No. 305868

Have you seen The Seven-Ups? I think that’s the third crossover between Roy and my guy that I’ve noticed.
Also NTA but I believe it’s Marathon Man.

No. 305875

File: 1672502914317.jpg (48.3 KB, 1280x720, allthatjazz2.jpg)

YEAH the tree explosion scene was fucking awesome, you can tell they really enjoyed blowing it to slivers! Ye I've seen The Exorcist and I'm noticing a pattern with Friedkin being an asshole to the cast and crew. My favorite part with Roy was when they first run into the tree and he starts (quite literally) flipping out, contorting his body and slapping the ground. I read that Friedkin made the actors do their own stunts, so they all had to learn how to drive those shitty trucks AND they actually crossed that suspended bridge. Also, and you're gonna find this hard to believe, but everyone working on the film was miserable, and some even got gangrene! That wacky Friedkin. I was surprised that Tangerine Dream did the soundtrack, but it fits so damn well. It all felt like a David Lean movie. And ye, as the anon pointed out, it's from Marathon Man. (It's okay, not nearly as awesome as Sorcerer but it's pretty solid. Lawrence Olivier plays a pretty badass guy.) I'd recommend All That Jazz waaaay above Marathon Man. Also,
>that pic
KEK Geneanon you're the best. I hope you may someday meet him IRL.
I was gonna watch that, haven't seen it yet. I heard it's like an unofficial sequel to The French Connection, or in that same vein.

No. 305876

Samefagging but also I forgot to mention >>305861
I totally know who Michael Mann is 'cause I watched a shit-ton of Miami Vice, kek. I'll give Thief a watch!

No. 305955

File: 1672578876048.jpg (218.87 KB, 1600x901, l-intro-1609854029.jpg)

Thanks nona!Who's your guy? I didn't pick up the name! And I'll check The Seven-Ups although you recommended it to Roy anon.
Damn, I really need to learn more cool facts about these movies, conditions sound deranged. I was wondering about the suspended bridge too, another incredible scene! Fucking Friedkin, I do believe what you tell me. Ellen Burstyn injured very badly her back during a tough scene in the Exorcist. I have to check David Lean's movies, I can't believe I haven't watched Lawrence of Arabia yet. O'Toole has been posted many times in the attractive thread and I have to admit that he looked goood. I'll check All That Jazz and Marathon Man too, I need to watch that scene. Thanks for your recommendations, men out there think Mann and Friedkin are macho movie directors but they forget how sofisticated the taste of women can be.

No. 305966

Aaay, happy new year, Geneanon. For David Lean's films, I highly recommend watching "Hobson's Choice", it's about an unmarried "old maid" (she's like, 25 or 27 or something lol) chained to her father's shoe store, and she rebels and opens her own and marries their cobbler, but it evolves into something greater. It's super refreshing to watch someone, known for his masculine, action-adventure movies, make something rather feminist and well-written. It's a real treat. But ye, then move into Lawrence and Bridge on the River Kwai 'cause they're fucking awesome (and William Holden is a babe in that lol). I also read about the behind the scenes stuff of The Exorcist! I remember reading how Linda Blair HATED the cold after working on it, 'cause she was only wearing a nightgown and long underwear for most of the movie. Friedkin was kind of a tyrant, but he did slap that one priest (played by William O'Malley) across the face in order to get a proper reaction from him, and recently it's come to light that O'Malley was accused of child molestation. So the fucker deserved it and I'm glad Friedkin did that. It pisses me off that Sorcerer hardly has any behind-the-scenes photos, I love looking at stuff like that, getting a sense of the camaraderie of the cast and crew. You oughta watch the vidrel I linked, you might like it!

No. 305997

nice voice + pathetic looking. and i love their vibe.

No. 306017

File: 1672634079509.jpeg (369.37 KB, 2071x1170, E566F5CF-C6BF-45DD-9ABB-E01F41…)

Watching the 2020 quarantine episode of RLM’s Half in the Bag and for some reason intentionally shlubby, disheveled bearded Mike makes my heart race

No. 306018

File: 1672634298601.png (923.83 KB, 914x1000, frenchconnectianons.png)

Have to go back to work this week, fired up Photoshop in preparation and was inspired to make this

No. 306027

File: 1672642706139.gif (3.03 MB, 520x293, 234534456.gif)

That's basically every drunken, abusive father in a Hollywood coming of age film

No. 306031

Wow I never knew he was hiding such nice arms

No. 306054

>dax flame
Oh nonono he is my personal lolcow

No. 306067

File: 1672681040578.jpg (57.01 KB, 788x437, frenchconnection_drinking.jpg)

Happpy New Year to you too Roy nona! I'll check Hobson's Choice, sounds cool! And the video you posted too, of course! Oh I wish there was some footage of Friedking being an asshole on the set kek. See you around!
Lmao, it's perfect

No. 306074

File: 1672685190582.jpg (418.47 KB, 1500x844, Bryan Christopher Kohberger.jp…)

Bryan Christopher Kohberger. Prior to knowing his name, I hardly paid any mind to the Moscow Idaho murders case. However, ever since his photo was plastered all over the news cycle, I’ve been absolutely obsessed. I’ve listened to every podcast. I’ve watched every YouTube video. I’ve read every news article.

His jawline, his eyes, his height, his smile, his broad shoulders, everything about his appearance is so incredibly alluring. I’ve started a collection of every picture of him I can find online. I gaze at these images of him every morning and night.

I’m certain that he has a massively autistic and unpleasant personality. Everything I’ve seen online seems to back up this assertion. In every aspect, this guy is a total loser. So why can’t I stop fantasizing about his masculine body overpowering me?

I have genuinely never felt this way about any other criminal or mass killer. I’ve always found the Columbine, Dahmer, and Bundy fangirls to be cringe and retarded. I have no idea what has possessed me. I am both deeply ashamed and utterly infatuated.

No. 306088

kek nona I almost posted him too but was worried I'd be flamed. People were posting memes about the murderer and saying he looked like Dennis from IASIP and making jokes about "the implication", which made me feel weird because I think Glenn Howerton is hot kek

No. 306089

File: 1672693300879.jpg (37.32 KB, 500x736, 82b22493e63d749988e469c9ac870d…)

This thread is suffering from dangerously low Yorkeposting. I'm still thinking about slapping him around ♥

No. 306098

File: 1672698927228.jpg (580.5 KB, 1920x960, The-Mountain-Goats-John-Darnie…)

john darnielle
i can't help it even if he does tweet cringy shit and acts like a man child

No. 306100



No. 306101

you jermafuckers need to calm down and get some standards that don't include pasty sick looking blonde men. why would u want to pass recessive genes down to your children

No. 306102

He does it for me too tbh, I love whiny sad boys

No. 306103

Nta but what do jerma, blonde men or having children have to do with that post..or did I miss the joke

No. 306104

you may be autistic. The man in the picture is a discount jerma looking white man with light hair.
When sexual attraction occurs it usually leads to sex. Sex leads to children. Children receive their parents' genes. When both parents have the same recessive gene, the likelihood that their children receive that same gene increases. Recessive genes are usually harmful. In the case of blonde men with lighter eyes and lighter skin, they carry the same recessive gene from both parents. So, they carry no dominant brown hair/eyes/whatever gene. With the way global warming is going and the direction it's heading, i dont see blonde men and their children surviving very well. So i advised dear anon to stay away from the pasty sick looking nerdic virgin, and go for the bull MENA chad instead(preferably one that doesnt speak, practice islam, or partake in any sort of scrote acitivity like watching football. Unfortunately they don't exist so i suggest just staying away from scrotes in general)

Anyways this is a joke mods don't ban plz. If you're attracted to murderers you should probably become celibate and abstain from any sort of sexual or romantic relationship with men for your own sake.
Sperg over

No. 306106

everytime i see him i can't stop thinking about that anon these recent past few threads who said that he looked "so molestable"

No. 306107

oh I thought the murderer guy looked brunette kek

No. 306108

It is im retarded

No. 306109

Top fucking kek I remember that anon. She's right.

No. 306111

Too narrow
Don't care
He's literally not emoting
>broad shoulders
They look flabby
>massively autistic
>he's a criminal
Finally reading this and it explains why he's hideous and demonic looking.
You get it.

No. 306113

>that laundry list of roasts
I love this post and you are an stacy

No. 306116

Sorry for being attracted to lighter features on men, nona. Good luck in the climate crisis.

No. 306119

File: 1672709541679.jpg (35.25 KB, 650x433, SUPER HANS.jpg.gallery.jpg)

No. 306120

>SUPER HANS.jpg.gallery.jpg
Sounds about on brand; anyway, BIG BEATS ARE THE BEST, GET HIGH ALL THE TIME

No. 306124

File: 1672714044447.jpg (62.44 KB, 848x1024, E9Is9fXVUAcqG8W.jpg)

No. 306125

File: 1672714217615.jpg (59.95 KB, 940x1080, Fffuuu.jpg)

He's genuinely so cute fuuaarkkk. He looks soft and like he smells good. Probably not very unconventional since he's a model but oh well

No. 306132

Is that the disabled kid from breaking bad

No. 306133

No. 306137

File: 1672716956453.jpg (126.33 KB, 787x800, Russia in the 1950s (16).jpg)

He's a genuinely good looking guy and I feel like anyone of any race would look nice with that profile tbh.
I want to dump my Mongolian folder.
The most blessed is combo Slavic and Asiatic features (pic rel). Prettiest guy I've ever seen in my life.

No. 306142

File: 1672721916060.png (407.22 KB, 684x652, 2935EDA0-7559-4B8B-849D-9F1567…)

Joe Spinell lol. I actually had a dream he was my boyfriend on New Year’s Eve, so I might have a problem.

No. 306145

Spinellanon! I was watching a William Friedkin Q&A video, and the audience asked him what he thought about Joe Spinell, and he honest-to-god said, "Who the fuck is Joe Spinell?" I fuckin died

No. 306147

Every male with autism

No. 306148

I wanna know your thought process, kek. Are you Asian yourself? Not dumoing on your taste or anything, but as Eastern European I want to sat that Slav+Asian guys are genuinely ones of the ugliest people I know in my life.

No. 306165

kek that’s great. I don’t blame him. Would you want to be told the actor for you bit gay cop part used the money to fund Maniac? I’d rather live ignorant.

No. 306189

KEK, here, you can watch the whole thing. Starts at 34:07. OH and I watched The Seven-Ups! It was… okay, it was good, the car chase was easily the best part of the whole movie. But after that it kinda petered out (in my humble opinion anyway).

Also Idk if Gene Hackman anon is around but if she is, she should go check out the lolcow doodle thread

No. 306220

Lucky you keeek

No. 306235

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i'm not attracted to him but as i was watching his movies i felt like maybe somenonnie here would be, he was already posted here once before so… if you like pathetic men , i highly recommend checking the movies he plays in, he's absolutely pitiful.
imo i think he would look so much better if he had more meat on his bones. it almost freaks me out how skinny he is/got as he aged.

No. 306237

samefag his name is jean-pierre léaud

No. 306244

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No. 306249

honestly perfect man physically to me

No. 306251

i had a crush on him when i saw masculin feminin but the more movies i saw with him, the more he annoyed me kek. he really does suit the pathetic character too well

No. 306259

Yeah Mascilin Feminin was his physical peak

No. 306321

Found an old article from 1980 with my guy featured in it. In it, he says, "I don't believe most women are as quickly or as indiscriminately aroused as most men are. It's a peculiarly male problem to want to copulate with almost anything that moves." I LOVE THIS MAN

No. 306372

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This week I learned that bong actor Robert Webb is openly gender critical and bi. I'd fuck him idc, I've always wanted a "terf" bi bf

No. 306381

I know this is the unconventional attraction thread, but did you really need to post the worst pic of him you could find? For whatever reason I thought he was aging ok.

No. 306385

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Samefag, the bad end.

No. 306387

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Watching a movie from the 60's called "Blow-Up" and the lead ain't half bad. Shame he aged like milk.

No. 306390

Anon, we share the same brain. I just ordered his autobiography, and I've been on a Peepshow/TMaWL binge.

No. 306391

God I hated that movie so much. Glad you can get something out of it nona.

No. 306392

>terf bi bf
Where do i sign up for one, we can just be friends

No. 306395

No, not Asian nona. I'm probably biased because I grew up the US, so those who are of Euro-Asian decent are usually decent looking, very uncommon. I'd imagine in Eastern Europe, especially in Russia, where those ethnicities are common, there's more room for below-average looking people, especially if there's inbreeding due to small villages and fetal alcohol syndrome because, well, vodka.

No. 306397

LOL I didn't even get 40 minutes into it. I wanted to slap the fuck out of the guy he plays. Holy shit. Great ass, though!

No. 306401

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No. 306402

people always shit on girls who lust after murderers until they become one of them. nonas be warned. it could happen to you.

No. 306419

NO IM TOO FUCKIN EMBARRASSED, JUST KNOW THAT MY RESPECT FOR HIM GREW WHEN I READ THAT (I mean he said it in Playboy for crying out loud, can't get better than that)

No. 306420

NTA but I’m white (Western European living in the US) and think a lot of Slav and Asian guys are gorgeous (especially central Asians and those Far Eastern Russian republics). Some Russian boy was an exchange student in my class when I was in high school and he was one of the most angelic looking guys I’ve ever seen in my life. I really like Russian Asian, central Asian and Mongolian guys too, their languages are sexy and they have a gruffness in their voice that’s really attractive.

No. 306423

Good taste nona, just reminded me how much I need an Altai bf to take me through the woods on horseback, teach me how to hunt, and throatsing me to sleep in our yurt at night

No. 306428

No. 306430

Ntayrt but I agree. Watching The Rehearsal gave me the craziest urge of wanting to live in a house and have an actual child with him kek

No. 306437

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kudos anon, this is the type of shit this thread was made for

for me recently it’s been zelenskyy, his war efforts are admirable and all but there’s something about him that’s so endearingly pathetic. I want to watch him give in to all the attention he’s getting and slowly sell out.

No. 306438

I'm with you nonna, Zelensky is adorable. He sold out long before btw, he had a tv show where he played a regular guy elected president kek, it was pretty popular in Ukraine (aired before he was elected). I don't quite remember what it's called but google it and you'll find it kek.

No. 306439

Yeah, he's / was a celebrity already, I think paradoxically it's gonna make him less of an (hypothetical) attention whore in the future, because he had fame for some time already, less likely to get drunk on it now. TBH, be it just good PR or not, I don't want him to become a cow of any sort; his story is so surreal, a silly comedian becoming a strong, wartorn country leader, I don't want it spoiled in any way.

No. 306441

I'll not attach a picture, because I cannot consciously confront my crush out of shame but I need to say this shit somewhere. There's this rapper called Canserbero, never liked his "persona", too misogynistic and low vibrational, but I never knew how he actually looked like as I was too young the moment he died, but everyone was always talking about him. Some days ago I told a friend of mine who liked him to send me pics and goddamn, he was kind of…pretty? I was expecting a very intimidating dude and shit but he had pretty brown eyes and in some photos he had these cute long curls, something about him was just so alluring…he was also 1,70m which i also find cute, unfortunately. It doesn't help moids are always blasting his music on the neighborhood, is like a personal hell

God I hate myself

No. 306446

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In relation to threadpic, Xqc just beat Forsens minecraft speedrun. I'm happy for my boy! It's been two years and he really should have just walked out of it but I'm still proud!

No. 306455

He’s bratty which I find adorable, I want to gently domme and tease him

No. 306456

I feel you nonny, I have a huge thing for nature boys, the older I get I find myself incredibly turned on by men who can chop wood, make campfires, ride horses, hunt and gut things without caring if they get blood on them, just all that natural outdoorsy stuff. I just like men who are quiet and stoic and don’t complain or care about getting their hands dirty.

Men who live in cities and are on the internet all day and don’t know how to survive in the wilderness just seem incredibly cucked and soy to me, it’s just a huge turn-off when a guy isn’t in touch with nature.

No. 306457

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you see it nonnie

No. 306459

gggghhhh anon do you have any more gifs of him like this

No. 306460

i dont even know how this guy looks, probably very autistic, but i am addicted to his voice and sense of humor he's probably very submissive in bed too

No. 306467

Since we are talking about youtuber crushes….this is a really silly and elaborate gmod roleplay video but I always come back to it semi-regularly because I have a huge crush on the guy who made it (bedbananas). I don't know what he looks like but his voice and humor and the characters he plays endears him to me. He's probably an uggo IRL but as long as I don't know what he looks like… I won't say I'm in love but I definitely have a huge crush on him kek. I wish he uploaded more than maybe once or twice a year but he's probably busy with IRL life stuff like a job and family and shit.

No. 306470

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Samefag, NVM I guess he's shown his face? He's pretty nice looking for a youtuber/mmo player IMO.

No. 306474

he looks like a zoomer ''have you seen this man''. why do all zoomer males have that ugly hairstyle?

No. 306481

Ayrt, he kind of looks like a hydrated and relatively well-fed gollum kek. The hairstyle thing could just be attributed to monkey see monkey do I guess. I wouldn't expect a gaming youtuber to know how to style themselves well.

No. 306489

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Started watching Vorobey (tf2 youtuber), haven't properly seen his face but I think his disguise is quite cute

No. 306504

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would do this bear looking caveman only if he keep the stupid headgear on

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No. 306508

If an average man is dirty enough, just think how many STDs there's in a guy who also fucks guys

No. 306511

NTA but he's "bisexual" in that he messed around with guys growing up but now that he's got a wife and family he calls himself "basically heterosexual".

No. 306512

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I found him weirdly attractive in this movie

No. 306513

NTA but all that tells me is that he's used meat with stds that settled with the first person he could

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No. 306516

He was cute but too bad he's a freak

No. 306518

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He and David Mitchell were pretty cute when they were younger. Is it just an English male thing to age like absolute shit?

No. 306524

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>Is it just an English male thing to age like absolute shit?
It sure as fuck didn't used to be. I swear all the handsome men of the UK died in WW1 and WW2. Nowadays we're lucky when a man doesn't look like uncooked sourdough.

No. 306526

England, Scandinavia and parts of Eastern Europe are where you can find the most obvious effects of the wall on men.

No. 306527

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I don't think he's aged so badly, compared to Steve (another BBB aka Big Bi Bong) when he was about the same age for example

No. 306528

moz looks great though imo

No. 306533

aw man, I always liked him, it's based that he's gender critical but the bi thing weirds me out.

No. 306536

>is it an English male thing to age like absolute shit
Yes. Their diets are terrible and consist mostly of white meat, carbs and beer, they bald at an extremely young age, and their life expectancy was never meant to go beyond 40.

No. 306537

Ew this. Bisexuality or any hint of fag in a scrote is a major turnoff.

No. 306538

Nta but i thought white meat was considered healthy?

No. 306542

Brits have no iron in their bodies.