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No. 313130
had to make a new one because the old thread is dead and moidish.
ITT, post your type of woman/girlfriend/wife. feel free to be as specific or vague as you like.
previous thread:
>>>/g/150869ideal guy thread:
>>>/g/116931 No. 313167
>taller than me or approx same height (5’8)>brown eyed>weird but can integrate if needed>glasses>chapstick/casual>hygienic but not dolled up>thicc thighs for me to use as a pillow >creepy towards me >lets me take control>enjoys my cooking>weebshit/vidya/yuri fan>likes learning>straightforward >boobmogs me and teases me about it (unfortunately achievable)>gets retarded with me>not into social mediaAware that I sound like a scrote whoops
>>313161Ngl i have such a fat head knowing i fit someone’s criteria, winky wink
No. 313177
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here is my exhaustive list of my ULTIMATE ideal girlfriend traits
>preferably slightly older, if not no younger than a year from my age
>can't be shorter than me (>5ft)
>is a tomboy
>naturally dark hair + eyes
>naturally unconventional and edgy since childhood ( in terms of taste )
>cares for animals and likes cats
>shy and introverted but not entirely socially inept, has her own friends etc
>okay with me being a female separatist
>doesn't keep up with popular culture ( in other words not a normie )
>has a hobby/interest she is deeply passionate about with years of experience and spergs about often
>doesn't do social media ( and prefers computers to mobile phones but i understand this is really niche nowadays )
>doesn't wear makeup not as a stance
>likes the outdoors
>not squeamish or afraid to get dirty
>speaks multiple languages fluently, preferably not the exact same ones i do
>quiet and patient type but not unexcitable
>against pornography
>wise and grounded
>well read, smarter than me
>small chested
>high physical endurance and strength
>communicative
>at least has a weebish/otaku past
>enjoys teasing me and being teased
>spoiling type
>likes or prefers to eat my cooking
>must not be a nihilist/doomer/whatever. has to have hope in her heart and sees the beauty of life in little things at a core level. no need to actually say it outright you can always tell
>wants to grow old together
>a receiver
No. 313204
>high emotional intelligence>intelligence in general>my safe haven from the world (and i am hers)>tomboyish in an old fashioned way (like rotha lintorn orman)>gender critical>outdoorsy>likes making little things with traditional craft (knitting, whittling, etc.)>>313202eh. i think that you can wear makeup purely for the artistic aspect of it. i used to be against makeup completely, but nowadays i wear makeup myself. not to make me conventionally attractive, but because it suits a style i like. in my case, it doesnt appeal to scrotes whatsoever (unless they have a very particular taste, but even so, its not my business).
however i agree that the line between "doing it for myself" and doing it to subconsciously appease scrotal standards is thin. especially if the makeup styles you lean towards are conventionally attractive.
No. 313217
>occasional gamer>dark eyes>dark hair>or maybe platinum blonde>kind of mean, but not to me>hates troons >makes fun of males to their faces>not into philosophy>likes to read>likes wearing cool clothes>not too big boobs (sorry boobstacies)>tall, either my height or taller >can play an instrument that'd be so cool>loves the outdoors>not too girly (doesn't mean not too feminine)>gentle with me>gentle to and loves animals>kind to me, and in general>can make me laugh all the time>likes to hate-watch>can bear being in silence (not a phone addict)>wants to climb shit and explore stupid shit>will have sex with me>doesn't really believe in sex roles (like the 'actual act of sex' roles) and we just make love>doesn't care for anime, but may watch some cartoons (i wouldn't mind)I literally don't know I just kind of want a better version of myself.
>>313177This is basically me
No. 313224
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>smart w/ unique interests - specifically into history, science, the paranormal, etc.
>androgynous but leaning fem. kind of a girl next door type. pic related.
>really engaged in conversations and attentive to me
>likes animals
>plugged-in, likes to go out and knows a lot of people
>slightly older than me
>non-conventional life path - not in school or work
>strong, funny, sporty
>has seen Utena
:)(:))
No. 313267
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I have already posted here but my taste have gotten weirder with the years
>huge nerd (not the funkopop collector way or chronically online way), either academically inclined or just obsessed with her niche topic of choice while having a more normal job
>logical, interested in science
>loves learning new skills and informations
>can form an opinion on her own, doesn't get swayed by trends, and capabale of admiting that she was wrong on a topic
>doesn't care about how people perceive her and not a people pleaser
>dress in a typical nerdy/grandma/cute librarian way or just something comfortable or practical, not necessary but I have a thing for glasses and really long hair (picrel is a good exemple of peak style for me)
>slightly unhinged, bonus point if people warns me that she's weird or creepy
>doesn't shave
>loves nature and animals, even better if she loves cats
>has empathy and wants to build a futur (with me preferably)
>used to being a loner
>hates social media, she doesn't know or care about trends
>unconventional and original way of thinking and doing things
No. 313268
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Pretty much the same as
>>313267, but with a few extra things
>Has niche interests>can have a discussion on a lot of topics>doesn't care about trends>doesn't care what people think of her>likes animals, especially insects, arachnids, miryapods and other spineless creatures>isn't afraid to touch frogs, lizards, snakes, and arthropods>loves biology, paleontology, entomology, botany>funny, makes nerd jokes>loves to cuddle, hug and hold hands>dresses either comfy & practical or punk, metal, rock style>listens to rebell or screamo>wants to do things together>here to comfort you if had a bad day>likes BL>can be younger or older, I don't mind if she's not the same age as me>has her own opinion on all matters>doesn't spend much time online>doesn't take selfies>will snuggle in me when we sleep>cares about weaponry, machiner & aviation No. 313588
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>himejoshi that makes her own content like me
>decent stamina, strength and fitness
>maybe chubby
>femme, at least slightly more feminine then me
>nicely shaped jaw
>probably light eyes
>similar height to mine (5'7")
>has a lot of OCs she likes to rave about
>blackpilled but civilized in how she expresses it
>killer sense of humor
>asocial like me
>doesnt want kids
>relaxed personality
>probably a stoner or smokes cigs
>eloquent and intellectually my superior
>more dominant one
>isn't icked out by medical science
>will listen to me rave about the scientific evolution of blood transfusions
>reads several books a year, fiction and non fiction
>will read what i suggest just to get to know me more
>night owl
>isnt afraid to get forceful during sex
>a moderate pervert that enjoys my smut
>not afraid of technology
>good with crafting / handy
>will indulge in my whims to do couples cosplay even if its against her aesthetic
it took all the strength in my body to not write a joke post about wanting a cryptid gf. cryptid gf might be more realistic too
No. 313640
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>>313628woa women like that actually exist? maybe this gay earth isn't as shitty as i thought
No. 313796
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>lesbian
>manhating feminist
>no makeup, no shaving
>has a strong creative drive, likes to draw and make OCs
>shorter than me, but not shorter than 5'1"
>likes listening to my random spergs about videogames and anything else i feel like talking about
>likes to go out frequently and try new things. adventurous
>openly affectionate and loving, is fine with pda
>enjoys frequent gift exchange, whether it's bought or handmade
>enjoys cooking
>laughs at all my jokes and can make me laugh too
>a switch that leans sub
>is focused on growth and self betterment, and never wants to stay stagnant
>has a voice i like listening to
>has a good relationship with her mom
>decent sized boobs i can rest my head on
>high libido
No. 315492
Long list of traits I'd really like in a girlfriend.
>outdoorsy
>good at foraging, a capable hunter, so she can teach me
>extroverted, likes going out and doing things
>tomboy
>not that passionate about fashion trends
>doesn't watch tv, likes reading or being sociable
>likes cats
>active lifestyle, goes on long bike rides with me
>lean to muscular, even a little chubby is fine
>doesn't wear makeup
>my height or slightly taller (5'7)
>slightly more domineering but a switch too
>has similar opinions, full-blown terf
>has medium to longish hair
>preferably multiracial like myself
>laid back, not afraid of men
>can appreciate my need for solitude once and awhile
>let me give her a tattoo
>isn't afraid of how dark life can get.
>likes to occasionally trip and smoke weed now again, but not a full blown druggie/pothead
>tolerates smoking or wants to quit so we can quit together
>musician to my writer/artist, something cool like a cello
>silly, goofy, doesn't take things too seriously
>can get down with my weird schizo life theories and interest in the occult/folkore, doesn't have to necessarily be into it herself
>same age or a little older
>bi, but done with men forever
>a hater
No. 315530
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Huh I made a post on the last thread, I wonder how much my standards have changed from that one
Physically:
>Short/buzzed hair
Idk why having buzzed hair makes women 100% more attractive to me. I've had it too but didn't look right for me. I love the way it feels too Bonus if she lets me dye designs into it
>Taller or bigger framed than me (5'4 so not that hard kek)
>gym rat with good arms/shoulders
I'm honestly not cut out for this lifestyle, but she would take me with her and encourage me to be stronger together ♥
>different nationality than mine
not really a requirement, but I think it would be neat to teach & learn about each other's cultures
>Butch leaning, into alt styles
again something I've tried and didn't look right for me but love the look on other women
>tattoos & piercings
>comforting soothing voice
The voice is super important to me, sometimes it's the first thing that attracts me to a person, if it's annoying to me I can't it working out long term. Though asking this I also have to find someone to accept my hick country accent too
Personality:
>very down to earth, casual and curses a lot
>maybe a little more extroverted than me, can encourage me to get out more but also stay in and chill with me
>can smoke or drink occasionally but doesn't need to to have a good time
>listens to me sperg about nature topics
>loves my weird pets and helps me take care of them
>similar music taste
>likes the same shitty shows as me and sense of humor
>doesn't care about interest being too 'masculine' or feminine
>interested in playing games together casually
>switch
The dream is we own property together on a homestead and ride our motorcycles around it ♥
No. 315934
>late 20s-early 30s
>butch
>monogamous, wants an LTR and eventually marriage
>chubby but not morbidly obese
>muscular arms
>shorter than me (5'8)
>NO SHAVING
>good hygiene
>420 friendly
>introverted
>spergy
>childfree but kind to children
>grew up terminally online, can relate to my experiences
>has struggled with dysphoria or is detrans, but rejects tranny politics. can have deep conversations with me about gender angst from a GC perspective
>loves animals and loves my cat in particular
>progressive but no virtue signalling
>decent sex drive, will flirt with me and make me feel desired
>into light BDSM/femdom, likes it when I boss her around a little, willing to occasionally dress up like a sexy dapper butler for me
>likes to wrestle and roughhouse
>laid back, good sense of humour
>not a doomer, can find things about life to enjoy
>endearingly cringey
>nerdy hobbies
>kinda goofy, likes dumb jokes and puns
>open minded about spirituality, no edgy reddit atheists
>metalhead
>homebody
>loves cuddles and physical affection
>creative in some way
>hates social media
>weird and not ashamed of it