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No. 353833
Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
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>>>/g/331213 No. 353852
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Poor JDManon didn't make it in time. Here is your grandpa to cheer you up, nonna.
No. 353859
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Holding it out for all you Stoklasa nonnies
No. 353871
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rat bf
No. 353877
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Dunno why but I'm a big sucker for Roy when he acts as the "trying-not-to-look-nervous" Brody.
No. 353882
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>>353852KEK I’m not the one who wants to fuck her own grandpa pls. I’m the (slightly) less unhinged JDMnonna. Thank u for the gif tho ♥ I got to see my gym crush lookalike yesterday aaaaaaaa
No. 353893
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These retard
No. 353927
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>>353877I didn’t pay much attention to him in the French connection, but in jaws he was indeed really cute as a police chief. I would have listened to his warnings…
Did you know they didn't want to cast Scheider because they doubted he would pull off the role since he was seen as 'character actor' after the French connection?
Anyway, here's the still photo from "scarecrow". I wonder whether the director intended to cast someone relatively attractive as a rapist.
I'm so ashamed that, having watched this scene so many times, I am getting a bit turned on by it. what a brainrot No. 353947
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>>353924Hehe I hope you can find a lookalike gym crush too!!! Sadly most men at the gym are just balding, or broccoli heads kek. I can’t believe my Faux JDM actually exists. Although I did overhear him saying he is in a bowling league so he’s a dork clearly TOPKEK
No. 353949
>>353927Fuck yeessssss.
>I didn’t pay much attention to him in the French connectionI didn't either and then my dad showed me "All That Jazz", that REALLY woke me up lolYeah, he kept getting cast as tough, "icy" police-types, or lawyers. Also the dude from Scarecrow, Riley, is also the bad guy in The Seven-Ups!
Al Pacino nearly getting forced into giving him a blowjob is hot No. 353951
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>>353833Oh god why this as OP
No. 353960
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>>353863Welcome to the Unconventional Attraction thread
No. 353969
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>>353859Didnt know mike was HOT?!
No. 353971
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>>353954He looks so fucking fragile
No. 353974
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>>353971he is heartbreakingly beautiful and he has such sad soulful eyes. aside from being a fantastic actor he was a gorgeous twink and looked good post wall as well
No. 353980
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I am very attracted to Donald Sutherland.
No. 353983
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>>353980kek nonna i was wondering which Donald i'll see after clicking: Donald Trump or Donald Duck
No. 353990
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>>353951He had a lot of fans besides just myself in the last thread, so I went with it.
No. 353998
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These two got me hooked on british tv. Also british men are so hot in general to me
No. 354020
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I want so smell his amrpits
No. 354022
>>353980No fuckin joke, I once read an article about some producer on the Dick Cavett show who says she slept with him.
https://nypost.com/2013/03/03/my-swingin-life-as-a-sexy-60s-tv-babe/"“I had just seen ‘Joanna,’ and I read about Donald Sutherland, and when I first saw him for our pre-interview at The Plaza hotel, I thought he was glorious,” she said.
Before they parted, the Canadian actor took her hand and told her she was “nubile.”
That evening, he called her at home.
“I have experienced pure joy only once in my life, and it was with him. I was 31 years old, and I knew, finally, what it was like to lie with a man whose mind I respected and whose wit I adored. I lay beside this lovely, shy giant and felt totally and absolutely satisfied as a woman,” she said."
No. 354026
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>>354023>I'm trying so hard to purge myself from any desire for himWhy?
No. 354039
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>>354034Well, at least in my fantasies he's normal…
Meanwhile, more armpits
No. 354042
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>>354020Me on the left after shitting on trannies in front of him
No. 354069
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>>353991Yes, i thought Trump is too bad, so i expected to see the duck.
But also i gotta appreciate your choice, nonna, i'm a big fan of long faces and blue eyes like this. He's kinda adorable.
No. 354072
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If he wasn’t a Nazi I’d ride his bomb any time
No. 354074
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Oh my god the voice of Benson from Regular Show is such a cutie
No. 354082
>>354039kek I didn't mean to put your thirst down, he is still hot. His arms are glorious.
>>354079It was briefly mentioned in the last thread
>>352031 No. 354103
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I’m on a work trip/vacation for the weekend so I worked out Thursday instead of Friday and JDM Gym Daddy™️ was there at the usual time and he was like “whatcha doin here on your off day, (cute nickname he started calling me)? You gotta rest those muscles sometimes, honey.” And I told him I’m gonna be gone for the weekend and he was like VISIBLY DISAPPOINTED, MADE SURE I WOULD BE BACK MONDAY, and then when I said I would he gave me that GRIN and was like “Well I’m real glad I got to see you before you left,” and he very very pointedly gave me an up and down bc my gym fit was Very Cute. My life is like a fanfic and tbh after how shitty it’s been from last year to about two months ago, I feel like this is my redemption arc even if it’s just a gym flirtation with a guy who looks like JDM lmao.
No. 354130
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When his regular voice comes out
No. 354131
>>354130based, he's gotten kind of lame with all the collabs lately but i still think his real personality is qt
also find it funny that his name is really nigel given what that means in board slang
No. 354134
>>354132KEK that is extremely
valid and I genuinely appreciate your concern sweet nonniella but I promise if he did not look like JDM I would not be even remotely entertaining the flirting.
No. 354172
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>>354167UGH I WANT TO I normally am very forward with men and women alike if I’m interested (my friends tell me I’m a smooth operator kek) but he just flusters me bc he looks like picrel but with a salt and pepper stubble and more defined arms.
I kinda want him to ask ME on a date but I also feel like he won’t because there’s this vibe of him seeming taken aback and like, surprised/charmed when I flirt with him. The other day I told him to stop showing off leaving the chest press pinned at 270 because it makes me feel wimpy only doing 85 and he gave me this look that was so like…boyish and bashful and it was sososo cute. His dimples are unreal. I know this is NOT the thread for this but the advice thread nonnas are as brutal as the conventional attractions thread ones so double kek. If I do ask him it’s just gonna be to go get a beer at a local dive bc that’s my vibe and it seems like it might be his too hehe OK I’m gonna drink my work comped wine and stew on this now No. 354181
>>354178TOPKEK NONNA I strongly, strongly doubt it (and hope to god he’s not one of
those) but that is a two or three beers deep question lmao. He does give eats pussy like a state fair pie eating champ vibes tho which is promising…
No. 354204
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>>354189btw jim jones is another controversial would
No. 354219
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need….70s…..nerd….bf
No. 354242
>>354219need…nerd…bf…NOW
halp?
No. 354257
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>>354221i’m OG savile-anon and I’m not attracted to someone like Ramirez because i don’t really see the appeal of some homeless serial killer, what appeals to me about savile was his power and eccentricity. I’m more into dictators and cult leaders than guys who randomly kill, so i dunno if that counts as hybristophilia. i also have a strong attraction to steve jobs so i think i just like powerful weirdos
>>354220nta i’ve always had a thing for rutger hauer so yes
>>354255this thread needs to go back to its roots (posting the most degenerate men imaginable rather than just mid guys)
No. 354259
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>>354258kind of, but he’s kinda like an even midder david foster wallace. david koresh had the same style and looked much better
No. 354275
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>>354255I’m not OG Savile anon but yeah I love Richie, he was beautiful. If anything I just feel sad for him because his family were a bunch of fucked up psychopaths and he was moulded into the way he was by his terrible upbringing, sad. Also not like OG Savilenona I don’t care about powerful moids cuz I feel like all moids obsessed with power are trying to compensate for their small weewees. I respect her preferences tho.
No. 354281
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I also think Paul Bernardo was a huge cutie, even though he was such a terrible person. I think it’s because he was such an openly grandiose cringe narc (his rapping always makes me kek) that you can’t really hold it against him, dude had zero self awareness. He’s probably one of the most evil men on the planet though, I’ve read the intimate details of his crimes and they’re really disturbing, way more than the media really ever went into. I also find his cockiness during interviews really attractive, but it’s probably because I’m a bpd chan and overt narcissists always draw me in like a fly to shit. I still fantasize about having a stupid narc doofus husband like him, but without the murder and rape parts.
No. 354283
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>>354282Men in my country are really ugly so that’s probably why he seems good looking to me. I find men with narrow palates, slightly jacked snaggleteeth, and pointy joker type mouth corners like his very attractive for some reason. I think they looksmaxxed a bit by bleaching their hair and tanning and stuff otherwise they probably would have looked like a very generic couple.
No. 354286
>>354285I know, I’m sorry. I just really wanna bully him
sexually tbh.
No. 354287
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>>353980i have been trying to tell this to people for ages. i see you nonna
>>354022god i wish that were me
No. 354291
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>>354290I thought John Cusack was absolutely adorable but apparently he abused Neve Campbell for years and would also daterape women during his time in college so…(he looks like shit now and can’t get decent roles anymore anyway lol, karma)
No. 354302
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>>354275ramirez had the bone structure to be a model if he could fix his teeth, but that was never going to happen since he was broke and insane
and yes, power is the ultimate aphrodisiac to a man, but savile came from literal dirt poor origins and was probably going to work in a mine his entire life if he didn’t make it big. That’s why he really went crazy with the amount of abuse he did, because he knew that he would only now be protected since he was famous. He also collected a lot of collateral on higher ups. I always thought that he had such an interesting villain concept, i’m surprised more characters aren’t based on him.
No. 354308
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If we’re posting people who’ve done shitty things…
No. 354330
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If we’re allowing controversial picks
No. 354355
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For me it’s Ed Kemper. Freakishly tall, mommy issues, calm voice and demeanor that puts everyone at ease.
No. 354361
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>>354358savile was just the evil pedo/necro version of wonka. the character was originally supposed to be a british eccentric like peter sellers, and that’s who dahl wanted cast, so i wonder if savile was actually in the running.
No. 354367
>>354355I had a male friend who reminds me so much of him physically and mentally
He even has a domineering mother…
No. 354374
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>>354370I remember that!! I am envious of your IRL Dave Foley kek. God he was the prettiest man to ever do comedy drag for sketches back in the day.
No. 354375
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>>354374I’ll never be over it. Normally I hate men in drag but he just…pulled it off so well. I also appreciated how he didn’t do like a cartoony high pitched voice, just softened the tone.
No. 354378
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>>354362to neutralize the vibe and also comedian thirst post
i have a huge thing for john belushi
No. 354398
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Tomorrow is gym day……….╰(⊙‿⊙✿)ノ(╰(⊙‿⊙✿)ノ)
No. 354452
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>>353951Ah, yes. He's a classic. Looks so fucking… Well, hurt.
This was probably the weirdest non-erotic scene I got the most turned on by in my life.
No. 354455
>>354452anon I was gonna post Kane but hesitated because I felt fucked up about it
his acting is insanely good, he really looks in pain. he is cute while doing it
No. 354471
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ITS GYM DAY ! ! ! Also spoilered for more weird no1curr but JDM Gym Daddy does arms/upper body MWF and apparently hits legs T/TH so I always see him on upper body day and today will be that and his arms hnggggg gonna wear my new leggings and flaunt my cute butt in front of him ok I need to calm down and get ready for work bye nonnas
No. 354477
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The fanfiction.net 13 year old girl levels of reverse harem fantasies I have since technically, there are millions of versions of him in the Star Wars universe, is shameful…
No. 354478
>>353981ew!
>>354471lmao you figured out his schedule. Have fun nonna
I wish I could post my unconventional attraction crush so nonnas could shit on me but he's too small of a public figure
No. 354493
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>>354355Yes. I also like how observant, talkative, and intelligent he is. His maturity and silent dominance is appealing too. You can tell that in another life, he is that distant, demanding professor who is also kind towards his students. Social and liked in the academic setting, but can't talk to women and is a thirty years old virgin.
No. 354496
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>>354493I just think about this pic and shamefully wonder
how big his dick was. I’m not a hybristophag at ALL but if I didn’t know who he was or what he did, I would.
No. 354501
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Why couldn't you just be a wholesome hot nerd, Neil. Fuck.
>>354471>no1curr I care and don't you dare not update us. Good luck JDManon, I strive to be buff and hot like you. Went to the gym yesterday and an old man farted near me. What I would do to have a cute celebrity lookalike in my gym and not those walking curses.
No. 354514
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>>354501Hehe ok I will ♥. And I both lol’d and winced at the old man farting near you at the gym they are so cursed wtf lmao. Imagine just letting it rip in a gym without a care, old people are wild. Manifesting a hottie to step into your gym, nonna. We all deserve it.
Picrel is how I hope Gym JDM reacts to my fit today kek No. 354542
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He just walked in and gave me this LOOK and we’re wearing the same color shirts today it’s fate I’m scream
No. 354544
>>354542shoot your shot
nonnie make your dreams reality
No. 354568
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……………guess which thirsty nonna got herself a date for Friday………..it is me, the thirstiest JDM posting nonna, and I didn’t even have to make the move. He asked me if I like (local dive spot that I do like and even better it’s so close to my home I can walk there in like 7 min) and then asked what I’m doing Friday and it was so hard not to be like YOU HOPEFULLY bc I’m not a first date lay anyway but I just want to scream in my car when I’m done working out. His name even starts with a J this week is off to a good start ladies!!!!!!! he just left and I’m doing another circuit bc I need to burn off all my crazy now. Also he like playfully tugged the end of my ponytail to tell me he was leaving bc I was on the hamstring curl with my headphones on. I know some people might be put off by that but it’s the vibe and I LIKED IT A LOT. AAAAAA
No. 354571
>>354568You're so lucky,
nonnie. Have fun! Reading your posts always puts a smile on my face ♥
No. 354589
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>>354501We can pretend he is
tbh I still hope the bdsm part on his side is just being a masochist who likes to dress quirky sometimesCute man cries from laughter after remembering a poodle with an extremely long tongue he saw the other day. What a nerd! (also: arms)
No. 354590
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>>354589Silly man gets lobotomized because he trusted his chat too much. His character loses her last remaining brain cell!
No. 354594
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>>354581>>354571>>354572Thank you, and thank you to everynonna who has put up w my JDM sperging kek maybe this will put an end to that in one way or another. Either we will hit it off or he will be a dud and I’ll have to go to the gym at a different time forevermore.
I’m excited for Wednesday too now because it will build the tension to see him at the gym. Also he just texted me should I tease him and say I wasn’t sure an old geezer like him knew how or?? ok for real I’m going away it’s time to shower and walk my dog GOOD BYE
No. 354646
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Hear me out
No. 354798
>>354568YES
NONNIE I'm following this like it's a soap opera kek. So glad he made the first move too. It must be so exciting.
>>354646lmao
No. 354810
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>>354798>>354794NONNAS I’ve been so giddy since yesterday lmao. Gifrel is hopefully me Friday night kek
He’s been texting me at a nice rate since yesterday; not too much (he is older after all anyway) but enough that we’ve been having some fun getting to know you convo. He’s 49, a widow and speaks so tenderly and highly of his late wife which is a green flag to me, he has two kids who are a little younger than my age (kekkkk) and he was shocked and v happy when I told him I’m 30 and not 24 like he guessed. He is a better conversationalist than I expected and he’s very flirty but not inappropriate so far. Tomorrow’s workout is going to be funnnnnnnn I have insane butterflies thinking about it. He said, and I quote, “your freckles drive me crazy”.
Sigh… I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A GR8 WEEK!!!
No. 354824
>>354818Yeah a grown ass woman sperging over fucking a man like a teenager and going off topic. Also an almost 20 year age difference will always be huge, doesn't matter how old she is. Also the fact he originally thought she was 24 years old and still flirted with her makes it even more gross.
>>354822Anyway, you're free to ruin your own life. But maybe you should continue this geriatric saga in the relationship thread or something instead of here, you became off topic a long time ago.
(infighting) No. 354829
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>>354824>grown ass woman sperging over fucking a man like a teenagerYou just described most of /g/, congratulations.
No. 354834
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>>354825Update somewhere else pls I am INVESTED
>>354824Yeah she’s giddy and excited because she has a crush. You sound really bitter and slow
No. 354876
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should we create a separate thread for the hybristos or keep them contained here with JDM anon?
No. 354886
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Gotta Love how the thread went hystro and then every started fighting kek. Contributing this one to the hystro portion since i missed that bit
Such a cute retard. Reading about thay thing he'd do where hed yank at the steering while his friend was driving was was kinda hot. Then i remember he killed people…
No. 354923
>>354884ok i’ll make a hybristo/degenerate attractions for the containment. also that’s not him, that’s an actor playing him which imo is on the level of being attracted to evan peters playing dahmer
>>354910this is true, i thought i was FTM for a while but i’m just a retarded sadomasochist. I like comedians as my choice of men, who tend to be degenerates
No. 354939
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So this thread is just gonna be JDMnonnas personal blog?
No. 354946
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This dork ANCAP…
No. 354962
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>>354946nonny….ÑOÑÑY for me, it's him
No. 354975
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>mfw the thread goes to shit
No. 354991
>>354810Well I still wish you a good time nona even if others itt are sperging because of the age gap. Since I'm late to the party because I'm a Eurofag I'm not going to add anything else before the infighting starts again.
Just wanted to say that it made me kek thinking about this gym daddy not knowing that nona is blogposting about him on lolcow of all places. Anyways I guess the JDM updates are over now, such a shame.
>>354913I second the degenerate unconventional attractions thread, I think the serial killer posts are kind of off-putting lmao but I let the majority decide. Don't want the thread to die because it got split up too much.
No. 355020
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Strangeloveposting again because I still want to love his bomb. I want him to fondle me with his gloved hand. In the mineshaft.
No. 355025
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>>353949>my dad showed me "All That Jazz", that REALLY woke me up lolOh, the movie was an absolute delight. And Roy did an outstanding work, really - perfect balance of charming, pathetic and slimy. It's a shame he wasn't given an Oscar for it.
>Also the dude from Scarecrow, Riley, is also the bad guy in The Seven-Ups!Yeah, ik. I started watching it because of him but enjoyed Scheider, too. Two for the price of one + this impressive car chase scene.
>Al Pacino nearly getting forced into giving him a blowjob is hotThank you, I don't feel like such a freak now lmao. It really was, tho… I mean the height difference + blond/dark hair contrast were so striking that it awoke something terrible in me.
damn I want to believe that they filmed more things for this scene but cut it all out No. 355029
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>>355025Group portrait! (God, this movie has some of the most terrible fashion choices)
>>355020Nonna, what do you think of him in "Being there"? Won't say that I find Peter Sellers hot, but he was quite funny and lovely as autistic gardener
No. 355075
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>>355023There really is no better trope. TFW no mad scientist bf :(
>>355029It is without question that Sellers was an indomitable talent, and he seems to radiate a gentle charm through the screen despite his myriad troubles off of it. I haven’t seen Being There yet though so I can’t comment on it. As far as attraction goes: that’s exclusive to the good Doctor himself. If only he was real (and not a Nazi) I’d devour him, I don’t give a damn if he’s like 40 and paraplegic kek. He’s brilliant, bespectacled, commanding, completely zany, German, dresses formally and knows how to smoke a cigarette…<3
Not to mention with a name like Strangelove, you know on top of everything else that he has to be a freak. Yeow! No. 355171
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He's going to be at Comic con London this weekend, I wish I could be there waaaahh
No. 355196
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>>354094VERY late reply, but i finally watched it, nonna. It was not bad kekek
except i hated it when the woman licked his armpit and kissed his foot For nonnies who want to watch - it's around 30-minute point in the film. Pretty peaceful scene.
No. 355285
>>355282He's a motion capture and voice actor, know mostly as Astarion in Baldur's Gate 3, Heisenberg in Reseident Evil Village and Kamski in Detroit Become Human. A genuine nerd.
Also I think he was hotter than Jerma when he was young. Well actually I think he still is hotter. Cute laugh too. He's a guilty pleasure though because although he seems like a very warm and sweet person there's some potential degenerate stuff as there are signs he might be involved in S/M scene, but how exactly nobody knows kek. Female BG3 fans developed a parasocial obsession with him to the point of asking him to do porn lines on streams which makes him visibly uncomfortable and results in bans. Others project their own trauma onto him (and Astarion) because he has a Medusa tattoo (a symbol of SA and rape survivors) and he admitted he was a
victim of SA in the past
I like to ignore all of this and just go "oh a cute moid brain goes brrrr"
No. 355288
>>354355What is so attractive about mommy issues to you? And by that I mean an
abusive or absent mother. I agree with you, but I cannot put my finger on it. Wanting to replace the mother? Because they are desperate for affection from a woman they never got?
No. 355291
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I used to really not like this guy back in the day. I used to hate his stupid Wisconsin accent, his sense of humor, his delivery, and the fact he replaced one of my favorite actors ever. I started watching his show again over the last few weeks, I hate how much I’ve been crushing on him recently.
No. 355306
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>>355299I’m a Joel stan till I die but god Mike is adorable. He’s really grown on me. I think his accent is really cute now. His whole character is kind of ditzy in a really endearing way that I don’t think I appreciated enough on my first watch through.
No. 355322
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>>355308Yeah exactly, you get me. I don’t know what about that is appealing, but it is. He’s one of those guys I hate to admit I like so much.
>>355313Joel was my childhood crush… he’s just adorable. I don’t care that he’s old now, I still would.
No. 355361
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him counts? he popped up in my youtube recs since the last 2 days again and I think he is kinda cute…?
>>354308>>354398based
>>354946oh argie
nonnie hii
No. 355376
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All of them but if I had to choose I'd go with Joy over any of the men
No. 355510
>>354282I think both are huge pieces of shit who should burn in hell for all eternity but I would say that they’re both above average in terms of true crime figures. Same reason why Ted Bundy gets commented a lot on his looks. He’s not THAT attractive but compared to most serial killers (who are doughy, pasty white guys), he actually looks handsome.
>>354330Ew are you my mom? She admitted to having a crush on Erik during the trial lmao. At least he isn’t the bald one.
No. 355678
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if i saw him at a con like this……
No. 355718
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other savileanon what do you think of his butt
No. 355751
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Cutee
No. 355752
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>>355751Bruh he's so tall and big…
No. 355822
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He should wear black leather gloves more…
No. 355828
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>>355718>>355776why didn’t coogan wear something like this as savile in the show?
No. 355866
>>355288I’ve noticed that scrotes with an absent/
abusive mother tend to be more independent. they usually cook for themselves or do their own laundry without having to be prompted to.
No. 355907
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I hate how hot I find his smarmy academic persona
No. 355927
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>>355835Don’t feel bad about it, that’s basically why I kept watching the show years ago. I can remember what most episodes are from mostly from the color of the background. If you think that’s bad you should see my screenshot library
No. 355966
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I have the biggest crush on 80s-90s james spader who was pretty conventionally attractive but i’m still ashamed because he’s hideous now kek
No. 355971
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>>355966>>355969he looks like young christoph waltz and he aged well
No. 356448
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I feel like he deserves to be in the conventionally attractive thread but since nonas there have ruthlessly high standards plus Neil was posted in this thread already, I guess I'll go ahead as well kek
I started watching the BG3 actors' D&D session on Youtube and my eyes got glued to Wyll's voice actor Theo Solomon. WHY didn't I know he looked like that??? He's so pretty and has such gentle eyes. I'm dying, I already loved his voice and character from the game but this is too much
I better not go look up anything about him so I won't be crushed by any degenerate, creepy scrote behavior like the sweet Neil/Astarion nonas previously. Why can't moids be like fictional men?
No. 356478
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No1curr and I'm a wierdo but the Riley actor played not once but TWICE the role of a scumbag who firstly bullies/beats a youngish-looking cute guy and then attempts to rape him.
I understand him having been typecasted as a "bad guy" because of the fucked-up scarred face but this seems just so specific? What kind of impression you must have made lmao
Btw, Scott Wilson is kinda cute in the movie. I love them maniac-depressed lapsed Catholic, guilt-plagued and haunted by the fear of ultimate loneliness in the face of unfathomable universe.
No. 356661
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>>355907Even looking at his younger pictures he used to have such dorky hair and everything. But I'm also very attracted to that precisely because it is dorky. Jesus save us, we're retarded
No. 356741
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i still want him. i would gladly pluck his unibrow
No. 356743
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where is that cute JDM-Nonna? Today I had a team meeting with a guy I will be working with for two days (sadly only two days) and well, I found another clone, kek. He is taller, but the moment I saw him I had to think of you, JDMnonna and I hope you and Gym JDM still have an amazing time. if I would care for hookups or relationships, I would try to flirt with my JDM clone, he has the right height and the right age, kek
No. 356752
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>>356743I’m still here, just laying low and posting/commenting on other unconventional attractions kek that’s so sweet you saw a clone and thought of me!! Enjoy the eye candy while you are working with him.
Gym JDM is VERY well thank you ♥ hehhh No. 356765
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Still not over this creepy nerd.
>>356741KEKKK, pluck it, please.
>>356752nta but I failed you nonna, I didn't go to the gym since your last post. Being fit is fucking hard, damn.
No. 356770
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>>356765this lizard has a very glowy skin
No. 356798
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Don’t kill me nonnas. I just think his high pitched screaming and little temper tantrums are cute. He makes me laugh too when my depression flares up and I’m grateful for that.
No. 356849
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>>356765Watched Hollyoaks bc of him and liked it like fr
No. 356861
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Eric Idle in drag. Yuo wouldn’t get it…
No. 357051
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>>356861I do, nonna, I do. He has such a soft gentle face that female clothing unironically suits him well and he doesn't look funny like the others.
However, I have always been more into Palin. I really think both of them in their youth were conventionally attractive
No. 357099
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>>357037yeah tall lizard man with big arms is exactly my type…
No. 357102
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No. 357103
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No. 357112
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I had a big crush on Adrien Brody when I was younger and I still think he's hot. Even if he gets considered ugly for having a big nose by most people.
No. 357115
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>>357112for a moment I thought this was a portuguese comedian, they could be brothers
No. 357124
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>>354275Richard is my ultimate guilty crush, not even a hybristophile or anything but he was s fucking hot appearance wise, like 100% could’ve been a model if he picked a different path. IMO he 100% proves the fact that how you’ve been raised can turn you into a psycho. Dad used to beat him and was a wife beating freak, saw his cousin shoot and kill his wife in front of him when he was like 12, cousin showed him pictures of raped and mutilated women and children from when he served in the Vietnam war when Richard was just a kid, got molested by a babysitter when he was little. Yeah, he was a pos who did disgusting and indefensible things, but it’s no wonder he turned out how he did. I just feel so guilty bc I’ve always thought he was so beautiful looking, particularly when he had his hair this length and it was thick and curly. Shame he turned out like he did. (Also Ezra miller should’ve played him and I’m still always mad about that)
No. 357125
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>>357124Picrel he could’ve been so perfect as Richard. Helps that he’s an absolute batshit psychopath too
No. 357131
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>>357125speaking of savile, i always thought that mackenzie crook kinda resembled him and would’ve done a good job, rhys ifans was also in the running
No. 357144
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>>357102he can do weird stuff with his eyes, non of the pennywise eye crossing and moving was CGI
No. 357179
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i wonder why i'm so obsessed with him? he's so cute and funny to me, nonas, but few people see it. maybe i just really like bubbly men who never shut up.
No. 357184
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I love when he shows his shaved armpits on stream
I can't stand his blabbering about trans rights and trannies being valid, he literally said "uwu my kid is so smart, she told me the other day that trans people were here since forever simply because they were humans, they were here forever, just look at two-spirits guys, wow". And "if people accept something as normal it becomes normal guys". Yeah sure, just like with pedophilia, which was the core feature of the proto queer ideologists like Foucault and it will be the final conclusion to modern queer ideology, wonder what he's going to say then? He's hot but this bullshit makes me so angry I want to step on him and gag him. Just shup up, play video games and look cute and say dumb jokes about McButts and the Roman empire
No. 357245
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>>357184I also don't get why he calls himself "co-parenting single parent" when he was recently remarried, like in june. Because his current wife isn't the mom of his child I guess? That still sounds weird and makes parasocial tiktok fans even more delulu because they think he's free and they have a chance with him
>>357241>he just has that nerd to Troon pipeline aura about himKEK. At 45 he's past the average age of trooning out so I hope it won't get him. Still a big chance for cross dressing and jerking off to trap porn
>>357242I love longer/fluffy hair on him, hope he will grow it back
No. 357266
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>>357245His peak was in Hollyoaks, he looked so hot and without this bunch of tattoos. Even me, as a lesbian woman, drool over him
No. 357268
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>>357125You're right, Roles like Kevin and Robert were so perfect for him, God he was so yummy in wnttak
No. 357273
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I don’t know if he’s unconventional or not, but my crush on him since 2013 hasn’t ended still
No. 357279
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>>357268Nooooooooo
nonnie cause Ezra genuinely was the most beautiful moid in the planet but he had to be a fucking weirdo scrote, genuinely can’t have the best of both worlds. I was fully obsessed with him as Kevin I used to watch the movie all the time and I would genuinely start moaning uncontrollably whenever he came onscreen, like that’s how fucking gorgeous he was. Especially the scene when he’s masturbating like nngnngngngngngngngnnhh fuck omg. Like if I had to design a guy in my head it would look exactly like him. He was so fucking hot with his little slutty crop top acting like a psychopath, suited him so well. Honestly think he was one of the most beautiful moids to ever exist on this planet, his face, hair, and body were just perfection. Shame he’s an absolute freak tho.
No. 357281
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>>357279Absolute stunning perfection he was soooooooooo perfect for the role and so fucking hot I could actually eat him he looks so yummy throughout the movie. Anyway my other crush is Rodrick Heffley so you can probably gauge my type kek
No. 357296
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>>357279ayrt that scene was so insane the first time I saw the movie and it came up I audibly gasped and went "oh my" and now everytime I rewatch the movie I just have to play it twice. I want to put his psycho ass in a cage and rattle it to get him angry then release him so he jumps on me like a rabid animal, I don't want to fix him I want to make him worse.
No. 357310
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>>357266PEAK
toxic psycho boyfriend. Why there's no men with such distinct facial features around me, only balding potatoes or effeminate e-boys? There's such small amount of appealing men that I will probably die a virgo, lusing after 2D and 3D husbandos on my death bed
No. 357314
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>>357281>>357296oh my god hello fellow ezrafags I thought all of us were banished from here kek
No. 357323
>>357314No unconventional male attraction thread is really complete without us
>>357318You should never be sorry for being right nona, Be loud and proud
No. 357325
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>>357324This is literally the unconventionally attractive thread so why do you have to discriminate us here?
No. 357326
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>>357324I'm sorry nonna that is precisely what makes him unconventionally attractive (to me at least)
No. 357334
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Neil talking about his enormous buttocks
No. 357337
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>>356478I'm just lucky Roy's character narrowly avoided this fate, then, kek. Incidentally, watched Cohen and Tate a few days ago, best part of the film was Roy striking this pose, heh.
No. 357348
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>>357334His laugh at the end is much better than his Astarion-like one…please bring Simon Walker back
No. 357392
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>>357330special pics incoming just for you fellow ezrafag
No. 357395
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>>357392Thanks for this anon
No. 357414
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>>357397Kek anon were you here during the celebricow threads where he was the hot topic because he was running around Hawaii terrorising the locals? God that was so fun.
I wish he stayed like how he did in WNTTAK forever
No. 357417
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>>357337>I'm just lucky Roy's character narrowly avoided this fateI don't think he is the type that gets this kind of attention and treatment lmao. Yk, not a twinkish younger fella
I found third such role kekekek but thanks god this time everything is consensual>best part of the film was Roy striking this poseThat's good but, unfortunately, for me nothing can beat this scene from "marathon man." They definitely knew what they were doing and I'm thankful for that
the director is a homo, so no surprise,
our only hope since women were not allowed in the boys' cool movie-making club back then No. 357499
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The man from Confidence Man, in all his musty Ausiness. (All of them too though).
No. 357504
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It's not fair
No. 357507
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>>357504God he's so hot i can't do this anymore
No. 357510
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>>357507Ikr. Now when I'm on my period it's even worse
No. 357521
>>355376Joy is so mean and I find it hot as fuck
I would definitely do Randy and Earl. I love the nasty moustache
No. 357522
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>>357505I check the irl husbandofag thread just to see if anyone bumped it with zach and chris pics all the time. Halloween was a godsend for oneyfags, I’m so glad they’re not hiding their faces as much as before
No. 357524
>>357508Same!! I want Zach and maybe Cusack to guest star in one.
>>357522Chris is so tall, I want him so bad
No. 357526
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>>357524I knowww I wanna climb Chris like a tree with that Cloud costume on
No. 357531
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autistic, shy game dev with a weird voice. if he wasn't scandinavian i wouldn't care. as it stands, i heard him roll an "R" and i wanted to move to finland and force my way into his house
No. 357541
>>357505Hereeee. I love those boys so much. Zach is my fave, but I love Chris and Michael and Jeff
and Cory>>357522>>357526Chris is so cute
No. 357560
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>>357541Most of the oneyplays group is cute and the autism just makes it better.
holy fuck I thought I was the only one that was thinking about Cory and all of his spergy glory being endearing No. 357565
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>>357505Always here nonna, wake word will always call me I semi-check the irl husbando to see if anyone's there
I was gonna post about Halloween but I thought everyone had disappeared>>357522Same, been getting a lot of good Zach content, very happy girl
>>357526God when I saw him as Cloud, especially holding the sword, my god…
No. 357581
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I need this unhinged slut in my mouth now
No. 357596
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That lizard has an arms of a fckn gorilla. Just want him to push me against the wall with them. Hate that hideous hairstyle tho
No. 357599
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>>357596I want to fuck him while looking him deep in the eyes and saying "trans women will never be women"
No. 357614
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>>357560I just posted about him in the confessions thread a few days ago! Incredibly, strangely endearing for sure. I’d love to sperg about Sonic and FNAF with him. I love the look he’s giving in this pic. Also Jontron a cute as well.>>357565Forever longing to know what he sounds like in bed. I need to hear his genuine uncontrollable moans and see the embarrassed look on his cute goblin face.
No. 357615
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>>357596>>357599He needs to let his hair grow again, the longer hair was his peak. I avoid his streams because some shit he says is obnoxious, but god I would just duck tape his mouth and fuck him mindlessly
No. 357616
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>>357582Yeah, I'm glad Michael is getting some appreciation too, I think his voice is cute and he has longer hair now
No. 357656
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>>357417Oh fuck yeah. Also, spoiler alert, but
the part where Janey inspects his injured hand in the hospital (like the way he holds it) made me squint hard at that scene. I thought I was just being a loser fujo. Turns out, in the novel, Janey and Roy's character were fucking all along. It's a big shocker when Janey introduces himself to Babe as "Janey" because up until then, you're led to believe he's a woman.Anyway. God bless John Schlesinger for this. Also Roy and the guy who played the assassin staged this fight themselves. So maybe Roy wanted to show off a bit of physique, too. I sure ain't complaining, heh.
No. 357679
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mine isn't super unconventional but holy shit i've been obsessed with malcolm mcdowell's performance as alex delarge lately. want to give this smug, horrible, awful piece of shit his comeuppance. the whole second half of the movie is essentially torture porn and is extremely kino for that.
>>353859also rlm anons here based as fuck. would wreck present-day alcoholic mike's shit too lol. i love his gloomy voice. jay too, but he's more conventionally attractive.
No. 357683
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No. 357684
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No. 357698
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>>357600He was also gorgeous in Madame Bovary as Leon Dupuis
No. 357699
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>>357698I loved him in that film so much. God
No. 357700
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>>357699I want him to yell at me like this
No. 357701
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>>357700Same
I want to smack him around and fuck the shit out of him while he yells at me all of his schizotalkI also only watched trainwreck for the awkward sex scene with him gifrel
No. 357702
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>>357701KEK anon I did the same. I just skipped to that one clip.
No. 357705
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heee hee!!
No. 357707
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No. 357709
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>>357703YES NONNA EXACTLY LIKE THAT
maybe put a dog collar on him and some handcuffs too No. 357711
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No. 357719
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>>357715there was an uproar about it last time. also I think there are only about 3 of us
No. 357720
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>>357706>>357709>>357703>>357700Yes yes yesssss. Mmmm need him. I’m so open to him yelling at me or me beating him into submission I love the idea of both. Anything for this dream boy. He genuinely has no imperfections at all. His entire face and body and hair is perfect, I couldn’t improve anything. Always crazy to me how he’s a white boy though, he looks like an irl final fantasy type eurasian and his parents aren’t even hot and both look white. Where the fuck did this beauty come from? Also ezrafags I’m so open to us having our own thread or discord server where we can worship this moid
No. 357721
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>>357720I actually thought he was half asian/half white because he does look like Joji in some pics
No. 357722
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>>357721I need him basically
No. 357723
File: 1699544018299.gif (1.45 MB, 332x498, ezra-miller-annoyed.gif)
>>357720> I’m so open to him yelling at me or me beating him into submissionsame
No. 357724
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>>357715I would have gladly go sperg there but the other farmers understandably do not like us ezrafags
>>357719there might be like 3 of us but we are like a special ed kid, Retarded and very loud
>>357721reminds me of picrel
No. 357725
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>>357724uncanny resemblance. people thought they were cousins because George tweeted this
No. 357729
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>>357725>>357726kek and he also tweeted this
No. 357730
>>357721What the fuck I thought he was too
>>357725No the fuck he doesn't. Joji looks puffy and alcoholic Ezra looks like the American psycho self-care routine.
No. 357732
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> mfw
No. 357736
>>357720>He genuinely has no imperfectionsI was pretty taken aback by his nasally voice the first time I heard it, but other than that and his craziness yeah he fine
>>357703Unbelievably hot
No. 357738
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>>357736ntayrt I like his voice I think it's cute
Look at him all beat up nonna don't you want to kiss it better and then slap him again?
No. 357739
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>>357736> I was pretty taken aback by his nasally voice anon me too but his face is irresistible
No. 357744
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>>357741his voice was perfect for that role. I wish he would talk condescendingly to me like that irl
No. 357750
File: 1699552132030.jpeg (115.32 KB, 750x919, meowmeow.jpeg)
>>357614I recall posting about a moaning comp in a thread probably about a year ago now KEK, either old one of unconventional or the current irl husbando. Out of context & really good "joke" ones.
>>357616Agreed not ravenous for him but he's so cute
>>357625I think
shy subby Chris is to die for, especially in context of all the shit Chris says on sleepy cabin
No. 357755
>>357752he was drop dead sexy during the thriller era tbh. the pic nonna posted is a good one too.
shame about…well…yknow…there's a reason he's posted in this thread lmao
No. 357777
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>>357774Omg anon I am sad for you.
No. 357794
>>357792idk but hearing chris say
he would never do anal was sort of cute, especially compared to the usual degenerates he hangs out with
No. 357795
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He looks like a serf but I don't care, I want to cradle him while he whimpers.
No. 357796
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>>357795Big dumb Irish boy
No. 357799
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Look at him and his sociopathic eyes and smirk….. So irresistible… Please hold me hostage in ur farm baby…..
No. 357800
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Baby boy pls let me choke u out pls
No. 357805
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God I wish that was me
No. 357812
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Nonas we need our own discord server or sumn where we can just thirst over him I am begging
No. 357816
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>>357794I wanna finish my fics so bad for him, feed us Chris nonnas so good, but I am so slow and have negative motivation kek
the thought that he used to jelk for hours drives me insane>>357796Every time I see this pic he's so kissable
No. 357822
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No. 357829
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>>357816Everything about Chris just contradicts the image he puts out and its so cute. I need to write a sub Chris fic where I tease him in a karaoke room like picrel for hours and have him moan into the mic
No. 357840
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Imagine him being ur toy boy like holy fuck I wish that were me
No. 357860
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i'm tired of ezrafags. they give off bad vibes
No. 357866
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>>357860oneytards as well
No. 357902
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>>357857I think there are about 3 of us
No. 357904
>>357829PLEASE do nonna, such a hot idea
>>357866>I don't look at the stuff he draws>shad has had my back since the day I've known himThey've probably been friends since they where teens on Newgrounds, he's not the type to drop his friends over something a little dodgy. Also it's been 5 years, I kinda doubt they're still in regular contact
No. 357915
>>357914>shits worse than everything ezra has ever donePls step outside and have breath
nonnie.
No. 357916
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how about we start loving moids that are liked by other women and are unproblematic
No. 357920
>>357914>>357917Enabling is bad but not worse than physically assaulting women…
>>357916the thread will be empty at that point kek. all hollywood (and e-celeb) moids are
problematic by default. that's what these threads are for anyway. this luffy guy will probably be outed for something within 5 years
No. 357924
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>>357920When he ‘choked’ the fan? that was such an over reaction.
No. 357925
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>>357920what do you mean? he has never done anything wrong in his life. (i'm going to lose it if he ends up having a scandal)
No. 357938
>>357931The winning train for BG3 begins I see. Also
>all the chat is talking about is BG3, Neil, Astarion and "honk" kek
No. 357942
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>>357902I made a discord server for us 3 Ezrafags so we stop clogging up the thread for the other nonnas, Add me
@realgraverobber and I'll invite you to it.
No. 357947
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>>357939well, i'm only here because nonas in the attractive moids thread claim luffy is ugly
No. 357969
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>>357942BLESS YOU NONNA. I was the begging anon btw. Will add u when I get home (will be a new discord btw bc I haven’t had one in ages)
No. 358070
>>358058as the thread op says:
>creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputationso he technically belongs here
No. 358095
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No. 358119
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so sad that i have to post him in this thread with his sharp jawline and angelic dark locks
No. 358184
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>>358001I'm so happy for them. Now it's time to win everything at GOTY awards and make my soytendo coworker fans seethe. Also Neil said he already has some new interesting project so I can't wait for his next role
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>>357656>Also Roy and the guy who played the assassin staged this fight themselvesIt's pretty impressive huh. The scene is very intense, brutal and gripping. I like that it doesn't last long thus is more realistic because irl hitmen wouldn't have those ass-long 'spectacular' action-movie fights. I can imagine this dialogue tho lmao:
- Fellas, that's just great, good work. Let's roll the cameras.
- Oh, btw I'd like to do the whole fight nearly naked, only in the wight tight underware.
- W-w-why? What does it add to the scene, Roy?
- For no reason, really. Merely aesthetics, yk.
Anyway, I'm happy for you that you can enjoy your 3d husbando in movies with high resolution and quality sound No. 358187
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back again because fuck nonas i'm down bad for him. i'm not normally into blonde men at all. nothing about him is my type, i normally like dark-haired brooding dudes. weird.
i think he was cute well into the 80s too imo, but even nowadays he's not ugly persay.
but in a clockwork orange…he's so…abuseable. what a perfect punching bag of a character. the way he cries and moans at certain parts of the movie activate my cute aggression like nothing else can. hearing his stupid nadsat babble broken up by sobs of anguish was a quarter life sexual awakening. please tell me someone else understands because i think i'm going to lose my mind.
No. 358235
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where my proggy nonas at
No. 358246
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>>358242a woman of culture
No. 358284
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i love downturned eyes
No. 358329
>>358310I think you can just ask,
nonnie. There's always the image search, too. Personally, I'm too embarrassed even to mention a name because who would need the name of the dead b-movies actor lmao
No. 358341
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>>358310hello
nonnie this is young Dave Mustaine from Megadeth, in the other thread everybody says he’s ugly so I guess he belongs here kek
No. 358344
>>358184KEK the poor nintendofags. The glory is well deserved and we will be celebrating again soon. Neil is so talented, I bet he has his pick of roles now that he's gotten so famous. I can't wait for his next project either. He looks so good in your gif
nonny, thanks for that.
No. 358351
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>>358186>Oh, btw I'd like to do the whole fight nearly naked, only in the wight tight underware.>W-w-why? What does it add to the scene, Roy?>For no reason, really. Merely aesthetics, yk.KEK, hey, hey, I ain't complainin'. I think there actually is a vid on Youtube about the making of the movie, and Roy briefly discussed it. Also, totally unrelated, but he looks just as good fully-clothed, and in military uniform!
No. 358361
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>>358341His hair is so fucking beautiful, it's still looking decent in his old age too. I thought of all the thrashers he was the hottest. Well, him and Tom Araya kek. Dave is a serious hot guy while Tom is a goober hot guy.
No. 358453
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>dissociative maladaptive husbandofagging
>when the real life circumstances around your crush and his/her own personality traits make you so cringe you have to completely erase that part from your fantasy and only take his/her body and create your own image of that person in your own fantasy, with different personality traits, work, environment etc.
I'm getting progressively more annoyed with him and his fanbase to the point of having really abusive thoughts about hurting snowflakes. I think life with him irl would've been insufferable, unless the majority of the bullshit he says is just virtue signalling and not his actual views, but at that point it's doubtful. I hate men and I hate snowflakes.
No. 358529
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>>358310his name is malcolm mcdowell, nona.
>>358361this guy is closer to my usual type. haven't really seen him before now, but that's a really hot picture. i love long, full hair on guys.
No. 358536
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Ever since I saw this pic of Bela Lugosi I haven't known peace.
No. 358560
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>>358545a woman of culture, i see. my fav scene is picrel, but it's really hard to pick as the second half of the movie is just alex in various (deserved) shameful situations.
>>358536bela lugosi cute as fuck in general but he looks like a handsome butch here and i can't unsee it.
No. 358580
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got a soft spot for blond men
David Hemmings in blow-up (1966) for that one nona.
No. 358595
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>>358453nonnas keep saying this guy looks like a lizard but I don't see it. He looks more like a goat or maybe a llama to me.
No. 358685
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Alain Delon was so attractive but so evil
No. 358705
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wish there were more cute pics of him its not fair
No. 358722
>>358719Holy shit, you weren't kidding when you said he is evil. Idk if you were the one who posted him recently but I actually thought he was super good looking
(And looked like my husbando) and spent the weekend saving pictures of him. I looked him up after your reply and he is so vile. It's truly a shame because he was stunning.
No. 358735
>>358728wow
nonny you just put perfectly into words what makes this exact phenotype so unappealing to me
No. 358740
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shameful
No. 358746
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Why filthy abusive arrogant French scumbag if you can have cute blond Irish
No. 358762
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>>358746Why a cute blond Irish when you can have a psychotic American of Jewish descent
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>>358765
I volunteer
No. 358788
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>>358770Perfect description
No. 358910
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I want him, nonas… I'll never know peace.
No. 358951
>>358735>>358728Based.
>>358740Me too still and I don't know why because I know about the controversey.
No. 358967
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>>358896Yeah this is him in Madame Bovary
No. 358981
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Ghhh i went so into Neil that i became actually jealous. And I can't stand when he streams with blueowlzmedic. Can't stand her fucking laughter. Even her voice. So fucking annoying and loud. Like i know she wants to fuck him so bad i can feel it my bones. I saw her reaction to astarion's horny lines and Neil's cameo for her and she is just the same as all the other fangirlies. But she is like his BeStIe and i hate it for some reason. I feel nothing towards his wife but this woman undoes me so so much. Guess i need to "touch some grass" or smth…
No. 358989
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No. 359002
File: 1700092640800.mp4 (1.58 MB, 576x576, 1b2a6a6afb6ae95fb213292bcfce7e…)
>>358981He went with blue to disneyland. I agree her laughter is annoying af. What do you think are the chances that he actually fucked her?
No. 359011
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>>359003Maybe she uses some filters in this video but if you saw her photos or other videos she definitely doesn't look "barely legal" imo
No. 359025
>>359018I opened this before knowing the context and she registered as a woman in her late twenties,
/early thirties, I think her being on the chubby side is confusing anons, her features aren't young to me
No. 359050
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No. 359125
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>>359050I'll second this, since so many here think he's ugly.
No. 359182
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I'm somehow attracted to Jordan from Big Brother UK even though he's gay and kind of a player (poor Henry, he's going to get his heart broken after they leave the house)
No. 359209
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No. 359266
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I’m not usually into black men but I have a huge soft spot for high IQ black men and nerdy n*ggas. I wish more of them existed irl. Pharrel has always been very cute to me. I like how he kinda looks like an alien and is really into star trek, cosmology and other nerd crap, but is also cool and has nice style. I find his features very attractive, and I like skinnier men, idk he just looks very appealing and exotic to me. His peak was this era imo.
No. 359268
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>>359266I also heard him namedrop one of my favorite, rather obscure books. Which made me really happy and now I think we’re soulmates.
No. 359269
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He’s also ageing somewhat decently, and seems to have less scandals than most scrotes of his fame level. I also like the fact he’s very hardworking and very passionate about music and fashion.
People say he looks like a fish, but I think he’s very cute. I’d like to get to know him irl and I wanna talk about so much cool stuff with him.
No. 359308
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>>359203I’ve posted him in the attractive men thread and someone said he’s not conventionally attractive. Whenever he gets mentioned on ot anons carry on about how ugly he is kek. To a lot of people he looks too feminine or uncanny like an android or wax figure. Picrel is him looking like a creepy but hot old robot
No. 359309
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>>359299Someone edited him to have brown eyes afaik and he looks so average. This is why I actually prefer moids with brown eyes because you can judge their attractiveness more realistically and objectively.
With blue eyed moids a lot of the time they’re actually kinda ugly but their nice eye color is propping up the rest of their features.
No. 359313
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>>359308But do you still find him attractive with dark eyes?
No. 359332
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>>359300I hate most people, not just certain women, also I hate him too for being a fucking virtue signalling snowflake (despite being physically attracted to him) and I think it would be painful to be around him because I would have to constantly police my language. U mad?
No. 359369
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>>359309It's not an edit, it's a movie where he wears contacts. And I think his facial features are very attractive even without the blue eyes (though he obviously looks better with them imo and they are his best features, I'll be honest I love blue eyes). I still think he's attractive with brown eyes, but it's hard to compare because in that movie he plays a mentally ill weirdo and constantly makes stupid faces (plus I think he lost a bit of weight which looks bad on him), as evidenced in your pictures.
Also he belongs here as per the site because nearly everyone is claiming that he's ugly now. He has admittedly aged terribly and looked like a ghoul in Oppenheimer.
No. 359371
>>359332>>359002Dw
nonnie, I support your hatred of her kek. I dropped in on one of her streams once and never again. She def seems attracted to him and it was uncomfortable to watch.
No. 359399
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>>357961i’m still here bitch
No. 359406
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>>358361>>358372>>358343>>358342 i know right.
Picrel is only for the eyes of these nice nonas kek. He’s interesting because he can be a hottie, cutie and also uggo.
No. 359419
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Return of the king
No. 359444
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>>359296based mom
>>357942Also reminder to the Ezrafags here we have a discord server where we can sperg about things like picrel
No. 359483
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I don't know why I find him attractive but I particularly like his voice. Someone in some other thread used him as an example saying that Hollywood will basically cast anyone so long as his eyes are blue enough and I guess I'll fall for it every single time since I'm also a Cillianfag.
No. 359485
>>359446yes, coogan was great as him
>>359411if i saw a quirky british man with a bob haircut i would faint because those type of men don’t exist anymore
No. 359515
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His body proportions look a bit off but I still think he's cute
No. 359518
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>>359507Beautiful taste.
>>359511That absolutely adds to it. Plus so far I love a lot of the movies he's in, except for the capeshit.
No. 359534
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This slut will be the death of me
No. 359544
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I just want this manlet to eat me out is that too much to ask?
No. 359553
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My villain billionaire daddy
No. 359555
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>>359550Haters gonna hate
Anyways, he has this intense slutty vibe, you just
know he gives good head
No. 359563
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>>359433this is what the average middle aged man looks like now, savile was doing better as a psychopathic british man in the 70s
No. 359603
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this guy can either look haggard or model esque in a photo but if I could get him to do the ghost voice that’s enough for me though i prefer to make him wear the mask and eye paint, his eyes were the ones that were mocapped after all
No. 359619
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Is he an unconventional attraction? Every time he gets mentioned at least one person says that he’s hideous
No. 359630
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>>359625It’s Tom Hardy when he was young, and fish face is exactly what he always gets called kek
No. 359655
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Real talk why is this thread full of such bad vibes? Like, every two post there is an infight or anons shitting on the posters unprovoked, not everyone is posting criminals so what's the point? Why engage with content you clearly dislike?
No. 359673
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>>359619Now they're calling young Tom Hardy ugly.This is insane, fr. Post at least his old version, when he became all haggard and botched (like a true Brit man lmao)
No. 359675
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I found him cute as nightcrawler but couldn't find a decent gif of him so found this instead. I love how unusual he looks and I just find him very striking - his ass needs to be in a del toro film stat.
Plus I cackled when it's revealed he killed bandersnatch cummerband via anthrax in this
No. 359705
>>359623he has an adorable sense of humor. what a hottie.
>>359673this very gif of tom hardy used to be the attractive men threadpic. it seems anons love to flip-flop on the topic of mens' attractiveness.
No. 359711
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>>359705>it seems anons love to flip-flop on the topic of mens' attractivenessI think anons shouldn't be discouraged to post their conventional crashes in the appropriate thread just because one other anon there shamed them for it. Can't please them all. I sometimes have a feeling that nonnas in that thread are really only into 2d men for so ruthlessly they criticise almost any posted men lol.
Meanwhile, I'm still dying here to gently stroke this hair… someone should shoot me already.
No. 359713
>>359711A lot are ruthless about 2D too kek
>>359673I don't find him attractive, but he can be very charming.
No. 359717
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The king of these threads
No. 359729
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Neil was doing another live signing on twitch and someone nicked "sunshine" requested a spicy line about "rearranging their organs". People have no shame when sending this shit to actual actors kek. But his face was so funny when he read that. Also he was wearing eye liner.
No. 359746
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I have a weird headcanon marriage where 2013-2018 Bladee is my bf and we are elves and we live together in an enchanted forest. I talk to him in my head a lot and genuinely believe we can communicate telepathically irl.
No. 359749
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In another version of my headcanon relationship with him he is a teenage Russian gopnik boy who died from sniffing glue and watches over me since then like a guardian angel. Basically like L4E.
No. 359766
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I’d fuck all of SBC’s characters but ali g is especially cute to me
No. 359790
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>>359782Do you mean Cillian Murphy? It's kind of bullshit that Ezrafags, who even had their own containment threads, can spam him itt but there's bitching over like five Cillian Murphy pics when he's considered ugly all over this site.
No. 359824
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The other dude from Modern Talking. Men should be banned from cutting hair, getting fat and ageing. He’s German so yeah.
No. 359826
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He looked so ghoulish in the later seasons of peaky blinders
No. 359830
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>>359828I loved watching him get his ass beat in that show, and it just kept happening kek. He gets beaten and thrown around in a lot of his roles for some reason, I wonder if he has a fetish for it, or is just trying to oblige us
No. 359874
>>359794I am not a Erzafag but saying he is repulsive is insane to me. He is extremely good looking. He is a piece of shit for sure, but saying he is ugly is just not true.
>>359832>50%You are being so generous kek I think it's 80%.
No. 359877
>>359873Yeah I made it and anons got angry so I deleted it
>>359875Then browse quietly ♥
No. 359879
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>>359876> he is normie tumblrina’s crushHe has certainly lost that status now, they cancelled him down to hell
No. 359894
>>359853Nta but I don't recall
>>359814 being debunked and the teenage club thing. Wasn't the kidnapping "debunk" just dakota reading off some scripted message clearly written by Ezra anyway?
No. 359897
>>359533>>359890i feel like i'm in opposite land, he looks 5000000 times more hideous in that pic. he looks like fucking tom holland like how can he get even worse
>more like a classic actor from 1940.actors from that time were never so lipless, lifeless, and overall ugly. this must be a hallucination
No. 359902
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Is not like he's my dream man, but he certainly fits my type somewhat. I like his blue hair and snarky attitude, besides wanting to fuck him, I just think we could be good friends though the sexual tension would be too high to ignore at some point
>>359444Holy fucking shit, he's gorgeous
No. 359904
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>>358910anon are you me… picrel makes me lose it
No. 359910
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>>359906dunno about the rest of the ezrafags but personally I think he was cute before but body-wise definitely better and hotter when he buffed up for playing the flash like in picrel
>>359908she means the retards who like anakuns and the second they see a healthy looking man they call him fat and/or roidpig
No. 359912
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>>359906As an ezrafag and skelly moid lover, yes
No. 359918
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I think Ezra is objectivelly good looking, that means he has good facial proportions, jaw etc., but for some reason I feel literally nothing when I look at him. Same with Brad Pitt. Zero sexual arousal and zero visual pleasure from looking at them. Maybe that's what it means when somebody just isn't your type? Idk
No. 359920
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I find it incredibly attractive when he screams.
No. 359967
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>>359955Kek I've seen her Etsy too. I just want to punch him but also hug him and fuck him and on the outside I look completely normal, it's funny
Here's some young Neil
No. 359982
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>>359749 This made me laugh real hard, thank you
nonnie. Also based pick
A recent one of mine is the 'Gaming Catholic Nerd'. He went viral for picrel a while ago and he hasn't left my mind since. I think it's the high pitched voice and weak autist man energy. He reminds me of sheldon, i want to eat him whole
No. 359992
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>>359967>>359955I am genuinely curious about her etsy account now.
No. 359997
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>>359992I mean it's that kind of… stuff
No. 360004
>>359918I feel the same. Ezra does nothing for me but I want to eat Neil up.
>>359955Anon you said it better than I ever could. I wish I didn't find him so attractive. He has a sweet energy despite everything else surrounding him screaming creepy degenerate. I don't foresee him trooning out, though. He's too old and seems comfortable with his masculinity.
>>359967I was not prepared for this, anon. Thank you for blessing this thread.
No. 360005
>>359918Not just the type, I think it's also about the fact that Neil has
something behind his eyes. Meanwhile when I look at Ezra, there's nothing, just void. Like I'm looking at an empty vessel with no soul inside kek
No. 360007
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No. 360008
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>>360004He does everything for me
No. 360015
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Tomorrow is Mike Nelson Monday
No. 360023
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raymond radiguet (1903-23) jean cocteau’s literary protege and maybe lover
No. 360051
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still annoys me that Buster Keaton doesn’t get the same hype as Charlie Chaplin still gets to this day with normies
No. 360068
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No. 360136
>>360051Some of his stunts are still remembered
nonnie, a lot of those were iconic. I recently listened to a podcast reference his collapsing house stunt
No. 360140
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>>360051Charlie Chaplin will forever be more iconic, memorable, and a household name. Oh and a bong too. Based.
No. 360157
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Unfortunately I need him to finger me
No. 360321
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he's so smug and annoying that I want to fuck him. This look in particular, I couldn't do the blue hair. I don't find him attractive it's a mental hatefuck thing. Feels like this is the most embarrassing example in the thread, don't chew me out I know it's bad. That terf Lav spilled the details about their sexual escapades on stream recently while they were having a heated argument kek
No. 360325
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>>360304Kek anon that’s hilarious
No. 360342
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Speaking of perfect male body. GODS i can't take it anymore i just can't
No. 360381
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>>360342DAMN Neil didn't lie when he said he had a big ass for a british guy
>>357334>>360371Anon I can't make weird horny sounds at work…
No. 360389
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>>360286Latvia's minister of foreign affairs
No. 360398
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>>360381Fuck he's so, so hooooooot
No. 360407
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>>359920late but aw hell yeah pimp!!!!
No. 360420
>>360371thank you for this video
nonnie. he's so tall and beautiful… he looks magnificent with his hair down when he's being angsty at the end. i'm so jealous of this girl lmao
No. 360553
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Found some pictures of young Tim Downie (Gale's voice actor in Baldur's Gate 3) and he was a cutie. His voice is so fucking hot and he's such a bookworm and cinephile, I love when he talks about his favourite stuff. I could listen to him talking for hours about anything basically. He gives me such dad vibes. So Gale-coded but in real life kek. I just want to smooch him
No. 360561
>>360558The Astarion to Gale pipeline is real. Astarion was my fantasy but Gale is someone I would go for in real life and he's my end game. I greatly misjudged him as a "nice guy" type, but he's genuinely sweet, soft, kind, romantic and a husband material
also submissive and breedable, I love when he gets on his knees. Only white flags. It's sad that the bug that makes him horny for you no matter how you behave towards him made some people hate him at the start.
Tim seems like a sweetheart too
and at least he's not a BDSM freak kek The breathlessness and the yearning in his voice when he delivers certain lines, like "With you I forget my goddess" is just so… Or when you refuse to have astral projection sex with Gale and just go with the normal one and say he doesn't have to impress you because you're no deity and he says "Yes you are, I would know" sends me. Imagine having him next to you and just normally using this voice to whisper sweet nothings
>I’d shoot my shot for sure I have no shame when it comes to him.Glad I'm not the only one here
No. 360579
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Ovulating brain played spin the wheel again and landed on this guy
No. 360581
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I want them both
No. 360583
>>360571Well on tiktok he gives likes to thristy comments like "I need this man biblically" etc. so the least we know is that he likes the online attention from younger women kek but that would be literally every moid on earth and you're delusional if you think otherwise or that brits are somewhat worse in that regard. Doesn't mean he cheats on his wife irl, but who knows
He doesn't seem like one of those posh british men I want to punch in the face, like the cabbagepatch guy for example, and he has a hot voice and cute hobbies so my mind goes brrr
No. 360714
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>>360579Thanks for reminding me to rewatch Fargo.
No. 360764
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I love this movie, mostly for him
No. 360845
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Balarke. I love twig fucks
No. 360877
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I could have fixed him
No. 361077
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Watching documentaries about Linux for a project and would approach 90s Linus.
No. 361125
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>>360877Ugh he was such a sexy little retard
No. 361162
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There was something really gentle about his face
No. 361198
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I'm sorry
No. 361251
>>361198Don't be. Cute moid, fantastic blond curls, good jawline, pretty lips. It's not bad, anon.
unless it's a serial rapist or something but I don't need yo know it>>361162I remember reading in some "dog day afternoon" interview that Lumet casted him (despite the character was supposed to be very young) because Cazale had such profound sadness about him. It shows in "godfather" and "dog day afternoon", tbh.
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No. 361468
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which thread do you nonnies thinks his belongs too. based on looks only
No. 361588
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>>361468I'd like to say conventional, only because he looks so much alike to one of my historical (male) attractions in picrel
No. 361633
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>>361598He's an absolute dream (picrel). I looked up Bill (Skarsgård?) and I agree that he's (to put it nicely) a bit less conventional kek
No. 361634
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>>361633Even as an older man (40s-50s [but not when he's too old])
No. 361639
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That feeling when the best movie role is a discounted Colonel Kurtz from "Apocalypse Now."
No. 361642
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he was fucking hot
No. 361657
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This scene and this scene ONLY. Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs in the Goodbye Horses scene. He looks so good. The scalp giving the illusion of a full head of hair when the actor was balding in the movie did him justice. Gosh aside from the weird freak AGP shit in the entire scene he looks so beautiful.
No. 361658
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>>361642What do you think about him in Breakfast on Pluto (2005)? If you haven’t watched it, he plays a tranny and crossdresses for the films role. He said he enjoyed the role a lot. Picrel is him dressed as a woman for the movie’s role
No. 361661
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2/2 Cillian in BOP
No. 361704
>>361657If I didn't know the movie I wouldn't even bat an eye at this screenshot, he just looks like a glam rocker – although you can see the skin flap around the hair which is a sign something is amiss.
Maybe you just need to see more long haired men dancing with their nipples out, cause this one is a psycho. I feel like you deserve better.
No. 361706
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Shitty pervert moid but he was such a darling when he was young. His face features wouldn't be deemed appealing on their own, but he nevertheless managed to look cute.
No. 361711
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The guy on the right in picrel haunts me. It was taken at a somethingawful meet ,i think they were described as a gay couple (not sure though). Something about his posture and bashfulness just gets me.
>>361077Yes.
No. 361719
I think he’s endearing
No. 361725
>>361724Nta but one of those things was mentioned here
>>341027 tho idk the site name
No. 361728
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>>359644let’s be real, when young he wasn’t that hideous
No. 361732
>>361711Is it even possible to find guys like this still in a modern age that
aren’t shitty?
No. 361738
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>>361706Always here to support pacino anons. Idc he was the most gorgeous man alive in the 70s.
>Shitty pervert moidDo you refer to the geriatric pregnancy? Because other than this shit show I cannot remember something particularly nasty about him
well maybe that he has never married, but I don't think it's so awful. I'm pretty sure that he's messed up in the head and has some mommy issues No. 361755
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I refuse to elaborate
No. 361762
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looks like tim heidecker lost a bunch of weight, woof
No. 361793
>>361719He acts like he needs to pee really badly, coke?
>>361755You don't need to elaborate on having exquisite taste.
No. 361794
>>361746His horror play thrus are always fun watches.
Juicy is cute but he’s one of the stereotypical blue eyed, brown haired skater kids to me.
No. 361796
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>>361738Yeah he is a sleazy old moid that keeps having kids with women old enough to be his grandkid but I guess it's not that bad, just a tad nasty lol. I still adore his portrayal of Michael.
No. 361825
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>>361796No, your disgust is absolutely justified. And that's why we should appreciate moids ONLY for their looks and not fall for "but he's so comfy and kind, totally bf material."
Though I'm guilty of "I can fix him" moments lmao No. 361829
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>>361793Well thank you, I knew someone would understand
No. 361838
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With Apollonia. The Sicily arc was beautiful and Al looked so cute even with his raccoon eye.
No. 361850
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Alex from I did a thing on youtube, I also love all the gay shit in his vids
No. 361889
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God, he's so dreamy. He's hella funny too, I can't stop myself from smiling anytime I watch clips of him… the butterflies won't go away <3.(<3)
No. 361895
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matt dillion specifically as his serial killer character in the house that jack built
No. 361903
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>>361889girl. stop stealing my shtick.
No. 362094
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>>361915He was super cute in the first Godfather. Mix of him playing Michael as a reserved and level-headed and really good lighting/cinematography.
I'm still amazed how vastly different his characters are in "Scarecrow" and "Godfather" though the movies were filmed with like only one year gap
No. 362132
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>>359266Need nerdy nigga bf. Aaron McGruder, Boondocks creator, is my crush.
No. 362134
>>362132Sage 4 no contribution but my mom used to have this exact phone kek, also based taste
nonnie.
No. 362143
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hnng
No. 362158
>>359266>>359268>>359269Huh he is 50?!
I thought he was early 40s
No. 362188
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Katya used to be kinda fine. When he's not doing misogynist blackface.
No. 362228
File: 1701485159223.jpg (126.34 KB, 1024x576, toro y moi.jpg)
>>362132Same here. Adding in Toro y Moi because they strike me as somewhat similar.
No. 362245
File: 1701504196933.jpeg (370.29 KB, 1242x1495, 0EA54F09-2BF4-40DE-980F-10D0E1…)
There’s something off putting about this man that makes him so sexy to me. I love when men are the right amount of ugly.
No. 362253
>>361850holy shit
nonnie are you me? his hands are a bit of a turn off but i can live with that
No. 362267
File: 1701517350535.gif (5.43 MB, 300x400, scarecrow.gif)
>>362104Indeed + enormous beautiful hands and nice thighs.
No. 362278
File: 1701527858782.jpeg (97.41 KB, 634x673, IMG_0510.jpeg)
>ywn have a nerdy, charming, witty moid with a sexy voice, sings like frank sinatra and adopts cats
Kill me
No. 362308
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I fancy him so much I bet he fuckssssss
No. 362319
File: 1701552079047.jpg (Spoiler Image,324.54 KB, 960x1200, willem-dafoe-on-the-left-behin…)
>>362308i wish willem dafoe was real, i love his brow bone crease and his cheekbones and his muppet mouth and his um insectoid looking eyelids
No. 362384
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Christoph Waltz is so incredibly attractive, he’s not unconventional IMO at all but I’m not even going to tread in the other thread. When he was younger he resembled a young James Spader but clearly aged better. Mostly the attraction is the way he presents himself, the charisma is so natural and alluring.
No. 362423
>>362394gorgeous then and gorgeous now. I need him to rail me
>>362343you're so right.
No. 362622
File: 1701665433123.png (1.11 MB, 1358x911, christopher_moltisanti_soprano…)
I could have saved him.
i would even have read his screenplay
No. 362628
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>>362132Speaking of black nerds, me and my Pakistani girlfriend met him in 2011. He was very sweet.
No. 362631
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>tfw no nerdy black cartoonist bf
No. 362634
File: 1701666425633.jpg (147.53 KB, 638x638, KSP_SPA_FR20_KN-4993.jpg)
Charles Milesi, racecar driver. I love gingers.
No. 362689
>>362684Because I don't look at the entire thread and everything that needed to be said was already said, yes they're shit too.
>>362681I have no problem with the other black men posted I just disagree with Dong lover being "sweet".
No. 362711
File: 1701675705076.jpg (8.79 KB, 183x275, images.jpg)
>>362631I'm glad somebody else recognizes it. He embodies a certain type of black nerd not really explored in media
No. 362742
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I thought Don Dacus was an absolute hottie in the movie Hair. I wish more men had that girly hairstyle.
No. 362761
File: 1701694828345.jpg (Spoiler Image,42.37 KB, 1200x644, Screen-Shot-2018-09-10-at-9.04…)
>>362343Do you remember that one scene where he ate Madonna out on top of a car?
No. 362851
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>>362742Nonna, this moid is cute (at this picture with this angle, at least) but I'm pretty sure most 20+ year old men irl would look extremely hideous with this haircut.
No. 362868
File: 1701727317943.jpg (34.22 KB, 434x468, 86409_original.jpg)
>>362691i think it's just bc they're always so incredibly pale they look sickly. picrel is one exception. god i love conan
No. 362923
File: 1701750106071.jpg (81.38 KB, 519x673, gfmikeusmc-crop.jpg)
military pacino was underrated
No. 362950
File: 1701762153802.jpeg (86.76 KB, 1280x720, IMG_2932.jpeg)
Leszek Teleszyński. He had a lovely voice.
No. 363074
File: 1701812597983.png (452.68 KB, 564x564, 2a48b2e9abee61048107b651e8924f…)
He was so cute in the 70s
No. 363096
File: 1701826559758.jpg (203.69 KB, 1440x1800, 20231111_215756.jpg)
Oh noo I got stuck in an elevator with Neil ohh noo…
No. 363105
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>>362923I think there should be a Pacino thread. I think there’s enough nonas on here obsessed with him to warrant one. Also, watching the god father, his hair was mostly slicked back. Sometimes I forget how thick and beautiful his hair was.
No. 363127
File: 1701846285436.jpeg (64.19 KB, 500x688, Cuties.jpeg)
>>363074Absolutely yes. The fact that he almost topped himself while filming "Apocalypse now" makes him even hotter.
fuch I remember now that it was also during this production that he cheated on his wif>>363082>The 70s were peak for ugly-cute celebritiesIdk maybe it's old cinema magic and movies quality in general but this is so true. I even find Gene Hackman and Martin Scorsese attractive in the 70s (in different ways, ofc) but I imagine they would have been registered today as the most typical ugly moids.
No. 363128
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>>363105>I think there should be a Pacino threadNonna, tbh it would be a bit retarded. I mean what are we even going to discuss there?
>his hair was mostly slicked backYeah, and that's why I think his hottest looks were not in the godfather. I'd take Pacino from "The panic in needle park", "Scarecrow", and "Bobby Deerfield" (god, the ONLY movie where he showed some body, what a shame. Why couldn't he do a fight in underwear scene like Roy Scheider…) anytime.
No. 363130
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>>363127I just know the fucked
No. 363141
File: 1701855216461.gif (10.2 MB, 540x350, And Pacino for All.gif)
>>363128I'm sorry for Pacino spam but I can't help it. He's divine.
>>363130>I just know they fuckedWell, who knows what was going on at those cocaine-fueld parties…
but who was on top? I think def Scorsese because he's so fidgety and restless even NOW lmao No. 363143
File: 1701857010351.jpg (130.99 KB, 535x800, MIG_SC095.jpg)
Gary Oldman in 1990, he was 32. I think he wouldn't have hit the wall that hard afterwards if he hadn't become an alcoholic. My knees go weak just by looking at this picture.
No. 363170
>>363143Makes me appreciate his versatility as an actor but not see your attraction. Sorry
nonnie.
No. 363199
File: 1701881410267.jpeg (41.96 KB, 564x398, Tumblr_l_333696520382705.jpeg)
>>363141Marty of course. De Niro just has bottom energy from all the daddy issues.
No. 363236
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>>363143really goes to show how styling and grooming makes a difference
No. 363316
File: 1701930416942.jpg (36.8 KB, 500x335, kendall-jenner-halloween-party…)
I can't tell what Rami dressed up as for Halloween (I know I'm 3 months late) but it makes me horny.
No. 363369
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He looks like a rat but he makes me laugh and I like that he is teetotal.
No. 363490
File: 1702003875097.jpeg (108.34 KB, 420x405, BFD3EBB7-42B4-4574-8338-BA14A4…)
Annoying and short but he has my heart. I like his voice too.
No. 363491
File: 1702004158613.gif (1.26 MB, 480x449, 853EC96D-7377-46A7-B8D6-689506…)
>>363490Dammm I always thought he was built so perfect. Love otters
No. 363510
File: 1702010957299.gif (985.68 KB, 400x225, giphy.gif)
my sweet unfashionable frumpy boy with the voice of an angel
No. 363556
File: 1702030562435.gif (3.68 MB, 640x640, A2C3D4B9-E18F-452E-950C-EB1C6F…)
>>363553Ohhhh I loved him in Romeo + Juliet (favorite movie ever) sorry for creepy gif lel. He’s a great actor.
No. 363564
File: 1702032460206.jpeg (302.44 KB, 1365x2048, 293F88C7-5AC5-4682-8A54-B38246…)
>>363556His son is actually pretty cute too
No. 363565
File: 1702032641782.gif (6.15 MB, 540x350, tumblr_68aa480deb639d5b54fa7a4…)
>>360764Ugh same. He looks so handsome and delicate
No. 363579
File: 1702043236094.jpg (82.84 KB, 736x1104, 72665e5fde6ac5ec2c955d451de828…)
>>359904So late but ayrt, I never thought I'd see a fellow Gouldfag. I always thought it was just me and old ladies on Pinterest lol
No. 363717
>>363663I love how he’s got a really distinct style.
I’m so glad bg3 cleaned up tbh
No. 363719
>>363564Ooh he has a really pretty mom.
The shower scene had so much fanservice. He’s got a great chest.
No. 363724
File: 1702097631672.jpg (90.04 KB, 1024x768, jyLUTQT.jpg)
>>363369i want all of them, except murr.
No. 363725
File: 1702098709749.jpg (49.44 KB, 1280x720, KafdDQg.jpg)
>>363724i just remembered i also used to have a huge crush on them. funny men are just the best
No. 363808
File: 1702140381601.jpg (132.58 KB, 960x1200, Papacinocake.jpg)
Pacino cake
No. 363811
File: 1702141526170.jpeg (192.24 KB, 1077x1200, IMG_2658.jpeg)
>>363808>>363809Robert De Niro cake
No. 363842
File: 1702151589945.png (3.23 MB, 1205x2160, 27C6322C-2312-4C84-B2B0-BFDE94…)
Lowkey in love with him but trying to ignore it.
No. 363975
>>363842Are you underage? I've only seen retarded 14 year olds want this faggot
>>363863It's Bobby Lemon, from what I know he somehow became popular with underage true crime girls who now thirst after him & harass him on discord. Though he has a multiple different names from what I know, some are 'characters' like Mr.Smithy (vidrel & that whole channel) but there's other more candid(?) vids where he's grossly autistic. It's a weird rabbit hole I can't fully understand, but he reminds me so much of Dollyflesh, also iirc he has grooming allegations against him which may be just trolls but I wouldn't doubt it for a second.
No. 364053
>>363975Ew. Now i feel bad for thinking that he looks like a tranny paul dano stinged by a bee.
>>364036For real, i like to check this thread sometimes even if i have nothing to offer but when i saw him i felt so grossed out, ofc he had to be some autistic moid idolized by mentally unstable kids.
No. 364076
>>363975my fucking god
why is his FACE going upwards, like his eyes his mouth, everything!
he looks like ha came out of a shitty horror movie or something its freaking me out
fitting ig
No. 364119
File: 1702197937748.gif (2.89 MB, 540x303, 15592359301892.gif)
>>363808>>363809>>363811Tfw no one will ever buy you a pacino/deniro cake for a birthday. Why live?
Anyway, nonnies are (justifiably) shitting on the Ridley's Napoleon for casting an ancient moid, but I can't stop thinking that young Gladiator-era Phoenix would have been an ideal Napoleon. So vulnerable, cute and unhinged at the same time.
No. 364127
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He’s soooooo cute.
No. 364128
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>>364053He’s not a tranny he hates trannies which is probably why some tranny is seething so hard about him ITT and trying to call him ugly when he’s not
No. 364344
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they’re hot and im tired of pretending they’re not
No. 364350
>>364347Tate brothers
Human traffickers and manosphere scammers
No. 364358
>>364353Kys
>>364128Why do it’s eyes look like that? Alien creature
(infighting) No. 364361
>>364359But I want one who looks like
>>364127Specifically
No. 364367
File: 1702236753704.gif (675.18 KB, 431x394, cry.gif)
Can we get back on track and ignore the obvious bait please
No. 364404
File: 1702241634177.jpg (195.94 KB, 1080x1350, inakigo_1702237505126.jpg)
he's sexy, he's cute, he's funny and a fashionista and does not belong here
No. 364418
>>364404He's not my type but i can see the appeal, the picture you posted is particularly pretty and charming but i don't know him
>>364406calm down
No. 364433
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No. 364487
>>363975>DollyfleshDont tell me tiktok zoomers are into the hamster killer now
>>363510Avey tare is cute too
No. 364621
File: 1702290816941.jpeg (98.17 KB, 1080x720, IMG_1652.jpeg)
I can’t fix him because to me he is already perfect.
No. 364625
File: 1702292994592.jpeg (37.48 KB, 460x276, IMG_5668.jpeg)
It is truly embarrassing how attracted I am to him.
No. 364626
File: 1702293071659.jpeg (35.97 KB, 500x500, IMG_5667.jpeg)
>>364625Samefag normally I would be repelled by this face shape but on him I find it so attractive. I’m at my limit
No. 364652
File: 1702302745334.jpeg (142.5 KB, 1200x890, IMG_2964.jpeg)
>>364625Kek, I got into his music again recently. He’s pretty sexy, has this depressed middle aged father thing going for him. I really hope the 4chan rumors about him sleeping with a 16-year-old are fake (he’s kinda psycho either way but in passable way).
No. 365039
File: 1702418326897.jpg (28.88 KB, 686x386, hq720.jpg)
I would hit it but maybe it's just because i'm way too horny today.
No. 365076
File: 1702439706389.jpg (30.8 KB, 800x521, 9356_800x521.jpg)
>>353833I think this guy and Jack Black were my awakening to chubby men
>>365039He's gonna steal your heart (literally)
No. 365108
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>>365072he can have my spleen hehe. I have two.
No. 365229
File: 1702502223031.jpg (31.27 KB, 1280x720, bustedoldman.jpg)
Posting my dehydrated wrinkly man
No. 365264
File: 1702509033449.png (399.41 KB, 1342x589, oldmanphotobook.png)
>>365261Post it whenever you have it, pleeease. Also, can't believe this stuff exists, pic related.
No. 365323
File: 1702545064455.jpg (226.88 KB, 1280x1024, tumblr_164858be8e11dacb674d85d…)
Blue jeans, white (t-)shirt
Walked into the room you know you made my eyes burn.
70s men are very Lana Del Rey.
No. 365495
File: 1702602353551.jpg (80.77 KB, 1280x720, Babytodd.jpg)
I want to bully him, tell him he has a small penis, and push him into my closet after I'm done with him
No. 365505
File: 1702603666732.jpeg (66.34 KB, 615x773, 81699A24-9D03-4C4A-BB07-970D14…)
I like moids with flared nostrils and Tourette’s syndrome
No. 365530
File: 1702614269382.jpeg (208.26 KB, 736x992, IMG_2656.jpeg)
>>365323How do you feel about 60s Marty pre-beard? It’s kind of grown on me.
No. 365535
File: 1702618935501.jpeg (302.78 KB, 1638x2048, D62NIZLWkAEiO5s.jpeg)
>>360553>>360558Damn fellow timanons. At first it was just about his hot voice, buy after watching him and listening to him more, I got genuinely attracted to him. He's such a girls dad which is sweet, and he's so well-read, a folklore nerd and a fan of various types of media, I feel like I could talk to him about hundreds of topics. He
triggers my daddy issues hard and I thought I didn't have them anymore, I thought I was fine but I guess I'm still broken kek. I'm gonna watch that tiktok where he reads a bedtime story again because I'm delulu
No. 365548
File: 1702631348482.gif (855.86 KB, 326x498, milei-GIF.gif)
okay it's day 3 and i'm stil obsessed with Javier Milei. He is as i say "a male of my species".. we vibe on all levels. I love to see a person who just fills their life potetntial in everything, an honest being. I know he would be the best person to get high with and think about the truths of the universe and humanity. I could teach him about women, i could make him understand the shit he doesn't understand because he's just a male, but i know i can do this because he's a seeker for the truth in the same way as me.
His eyes are so light it looks so cool. I also bet he eats good pussy!
I'm done thank you for reading.
>>365495kek he looks like he deserves it
No. 365592
>>365585I'm not
nonny i know it's weird as fuck that's why i'm sperging about it only here
No. 365604
File: 1702657206539.jpg (15.47 KB, 218x280, 266077_v9_bc.jpg)
I've had a weird crush on this guy since The Mindy Project
No. 365630
File: 1702667935191.jpg (521.41 KB, 1080x1625, Screenshot_20231215-191704.jpg)
mike myers as austin powers is oddly attractive to me somehow
No. 365693
File: 1702685427290.jpeg (25.23 KB, 500x281, F3B9E063-E860-41D1-AF3A-56CF1C…)
>>365630I’ve had a crush on Mike Myers since forever. Just wish he wasn’t such a dick and probably gay irl.
No. 365880
File: 1702752032670.jpeg (319.17 KB, 750x714, IMG_8393.jpeg)
Anons.. we’re losing the jermapill, he’s becoming viciously ugly from his aging. Rip
No. 366047
File: 1702814800850.jpeg (132.11 KB, 736x1104, Scorsese 70s.jpeg)
>>365530Atrocious haircut, but I'm too fascinated by his gorgeous eyebrows, especially in comparison with his cute chubby face. Marti's just such a teddy bear, I want to hug him and lay in bed the whole day, maybe talking about Jesus…
No. 366048
File: 1702815173679.jpg (372.58 KB, 1200x798, yulsman-kerouac.jpg)
I'd also live to hear what this scumbag has to say about Christianity and to drink on wine while roaming with him dirty winter New York streets, watching illuminated storefronts and crowds of people.
No. 366050
File: 1702817235474.jpg (68.17 KB, 600x600, Jack-Kerouac-600x600.jpg)
>>366048He's so shamelessly drunk in every fucking picture of him, it's hilarious.
No. 366058
File: 1702820371847.gif (5.32 MB, 400x300, viktor tsoi.gif)
Not sure if Viktor should go into the attractive or unconventional thread, so I'll post him here.
No. 366075
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>>363236He was so fucking beautiful in this role omfg it drives me crazy. I also love him as an actor. Seeing him as Sirius Black totally brought all those old feelings back.
No. 366077
File: 1702829027089.jpg (97.35 KB, 780x438, intro-1678205110.jpg)
>>366075samefag posting for comparison purposes
No. 366120
File: 1702842302172.gif (1.86 MB, 210x220, 8CFA45B8-C45A-413D-AF2B-D7193F…)
Not sure if to post in fetishes you’re ashamed of but it’s just HIM in drag I’m attracted to, I’ve never seen any other guys in skirts I like except for some nameless man whores online. Oh my god I might be biased too cause I’ve got the biggest crush on John Leguizamo. He is so sexy, I love his high pitched voice and his annoying comedic schticks, I always could tell he was a dude, he is fr not fooling anybody. But he’s so hot in this get up. Id like to make out with him like this (or any other way for that manner)
No. 366131
File: 1702844016709.gif (998.58 KB, 245x240, f59egeoqbrw81.gif)
>>366075samefag that posted
>>363236 and strong agree these are the only two roles I thought he was hot in.
No. 366146
File: 1702847465882.jpg (673.72 KB, 1080x1401, Screenshot_20231217-210859.jpg)
ian mckellan was surprisingly cute when he was young
No. 366227
File: 1702871025585.jpg (16.99 KB, 300x401, 0948634687aceb8b52ee367b5516d4…)
>>366184Only Eastern Euros know about him unfortunately
No. 366306
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No. 366317
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I get why all the nuns were enthralled by him.
No. 366322
File: 1702927296324.jpg (52.86 KB, 400x500, the-devils-lg.jpg)
>>366321Oliver Reed as Grandier in The Devils
No. 366325
File: 1702928475993.jpeg (177.29 KB, 1200x1303, IMG_2688.jpeg)
I like emo men
No. 366589
File: 1703021624849.jpeg (309.28 KB, 1109x868, IMG_0592.jpeg)
Bottles from the shot caller movie.
No. 366743
File: 1703087050713.jpg (Spoiler Image,86.14 KB, 668x1000, Dodd_Gerhardt.jpg)
>>366589He was so hot in season 2 of Fargo. Crazy, evil, sexy man. In this scene in particular.
No. 366784
File: 1703101215114.jpg (52.97 KB, 564x700, fe35e6df3510e787ba929f6587946c…)
a little neil
No. 366800
File: 1703105114749.jpg (99.17 KB, 1080x1350, 319dfeda2b189e434701d2a4a37100…)
>Tim did Astarion lines for cameo and they sound even hotter than in Neil's voice
When will gen x men stop haunting me? Listen I know that he gets paid for cameos but I don't believe that a married boomer would film himself reading literal smut lines requested by younger women if he didn't get off to this too, at least a tiny bit kek. He looks so huggable and innocent I want to crush him but his voice was made for porn
No. 366819
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Finally watched "Still of the Night". Pretty "meh" but it looked pretty. But Roy was hot. Goddamn.
No. 366822
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>>365880HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No. 366830
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>>366743The best episode of Fargo. He’s kinda goofy looking but has the dangerous aura about him. I also liked him in sicario
No. 366840
File: 1703116140549.jpeg (112.89 KB, 1029x1030, IMG_9105.jpeg)
fuck, man. this is too shameful to post but I'm manic rn
No. 366889
File: 1703138405369.jpg (14.56 KB, 400x400, 1_NmVntPkrcrUZltFldy7Shw.jpg)
Pity he got fat now
No. 366968
File: 1703164442845.jpeg (583.48 KB, 1170x671, IMG_5873.jpeg)
I want both of them at the same time. Especially from when they were in Cambridge but I still would now.
No. 366996
File: 1703174098349.jpg (293.88 KB, 1198x2048, 20231221_165048.jpg)
Funny AND adorable. Silly fella
No. 367005
File: 1703176114712.jpg (362.77 KB, 994x1064, Screenshot_20231221-162851.jpg)
mads mikkelsen in 1991
No. 367014
>>367013a LOT lmao
ask your mom
No. 367021
>>367015kek sorry anon
you never know though…
No. 367144
File: 1703199992062.jpg (133.16 KB, 773x1159, gettyimages-1236545220-2048x20…)
Nick Fuentes
No. 367241
>>367144he looks a lot like my high school teacher who gave my friend herpes and broke up with her saying "my old girlfriend woke up from a coma" kek
>>367189he does i wish we could live in the shire together
No. 367261
File: 1703248317365.gif (1.46 MB, 217x217, 1365248405925.gif)
>>367241>"my old girlfriend woke up from a coma" peach of a breakup line
No. 367287
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RIP Antony Starr from The Boys season 1-2. You were so pretty and unhinged, and I could fix you
nonnas, should I watch Banshee for him?
No. 367288
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>>367287I like Banshee but he's honestly kinda ugly in it most of the time. It has its moments though.
No. 367559
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Some old guys are hot. Spoilered for expired moid, I would give him viagra.
No. 367573
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>>367476>gayface Actually, yes. Not always but I get these vibes from him outside the homelander role, especially in photos. Or I'm just biased because I can't help thinking that having an instagram account is something for faggots lol.
>>367288Thanks for the gif, I think I've made up my mind.
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>>367287I think he was cute in Outrageous Fortune, super slimy though.
No. 367900
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I don't know why but I really want to abuse and fuck Todd. And then abuse him more. I will never forgive you Todd. Try to tell me about releasing Skyrim again when I sit on your fucking face
No. 367901
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>>367900You're dead meat Todd
No. 367919
>>367916Your vidrel is one of my all time favourites
God I just want to throw him across the room. I bet he would love getting slapped
No. 367923
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I'm going in
No. 367938
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Micheal tintiuc. Sadly he's Postwall now and his plastic surgery makes him look like a tranny.
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>>367938The change makes him completely undesirable. He's "only" 28 and already looks like a beady eyed tranny. Downgraded from a 9/10 to a 3/10.
I can't even TELL what he got done to his face but it almost seems like facial feminisation surgery because he lost EVERYTHING that made him attractive. Where did his jaw go? This is why I can never get married, I don't like investing in something that loses value like Bitcoin. Men age in dog years
No. 367949
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>>367946He's not thin, you're just used to obese men.
No. 367954
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>>367941That and he's an annoying vegan.
He is so pretty, he's even prettier when he shuts up. Hate models who waffle on in their Instagram!
No. 367971
>>367949I guess I used the wrong wording but I more so meant lacking muscle than lacking bodyfat. This one
>>367949 is okay thouugh.
No. 368651
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Merry Christmas
No. 368735
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>>368722he would love that shit, he's a little freak
No. 368926
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Dean Ween. tbh, both Deaner and Gener but I think Gene was cuter when they were young but Dean held up better.
No. 369114
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This guy from "They Shoot Horses, Don't They" was extremely cute. Big sorrowful eyes, pretty lips, messy soft hair. Too bad he was a terrible actor and it shows even in the movie.
No. 369116
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>>369114Looking at his filmography tho, it's obvious that he was nothing but your run-of-the-mill Hollywood pretty boy for low-budget flicks.
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paging oney nonnas…how is he getting Finer on us…
No. 372848
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the blackpill is too strong