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No. 331213
Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
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>>>/g/308295 No. 331269
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>>331213I have been in love with Obama for the last 10 yr.
No. 331294
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cameron my beloved.
No. 331308
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>>331300Samefag but also JFK wasn't even attractive in the slightest if we're being real. Picrel is how I see him. However I will not judge you considering the thread we're in.
No. 331309
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No. 331310
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No. 331311
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No. 331312
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Donald Reegan
No. 331319
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No. 331320
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No. 331321
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No. 331363
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so very sorry
No. 331493
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>>331465
G-grimanonna is that you? Okay it must have been you in that one /ot/ thread where someone mentioned Death Machine like a month ago and I've had the movie downloaded, gonna take the time to watch that tonight too!! The actor isn't my usual type but greasy-ass long-ass haired men are so, you know.
No. 331530
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moot with kitty
No. 331531
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i adore this retarded Irishman
No. 331536
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>>331498
He's really cute in "Ragtime" by Milos Forman
No. 331562
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>>331531Based.
Obligatory Zach post
No. 331563
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I don't know if he's considered unconventionally attractive or not buuuut. I LUV SKINNY FEMININE MEN. look at him. when he got drunk on cold ones and got all weird… god.
No. 331575
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>>331213Sorry….I hate this moid so much but he is cute.
He is so self hating and I want to bully him so bad.
No. 331596
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he was an asshole but I can't help myself
>>331320absolutely
No. 331635
>>331596Thank you for posting this image
nonnie I have looked at it for some time now and will be saving it to my computer shortly
No. 331673
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Whatever work he got done/put in before his Thin White Duke era really elevated him; went from straight up ugly to handsomely ugly.
No. 331676
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frank from scythelord (vargskelethor joels band)
he's pretty
No. 331789
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beautifully sunkissed no i wont stop kaarijafagging
No. 331830
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>>331789Based and greenpilled.
No. 331927
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he may be pushing 50 but I still would
No. 331954
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>>331948nta, that's FDR Jr. So a President's son but not actually a President. Here he is wearing Sonic the Hedgehog's Shoes.
No. 331960
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>>331531ME TOO NONA!!! I've been thinking about him more recently he's so hot, I love him when he was younger the most (youngfag) he was so cute. I think I just want a guy who makes me laugh but I genuinely fantasise about meeting him and having a long and loving relationship.
No. 332012
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They r like 7 feet tall…..which is obvi hot.
No. 332160
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"DJ Rangster" aka Jamie
>british electrician, late 20s
>"comedy" tiktok retard
>included in like 20 tiktok cringe comps
Idgaf that he films himself acting like a toddler on meth, whenever his ass is calm he's so fuckable
No. 332236
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tacky tattoos, big nose, not the greatest driver
No. 332243
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Saw this guy on the news and my pussy started barking. I would climb him like a tree.
No. 332258
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I have a bit of a thing for Conrad Veidt as Cesare the creepy murder Somnambulist from the Cabinet of Dr Caligari. Eerily beautiful
No. 332264
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>>332262I love all Connies!
No. 332267
>>331960Same
nonnie! I would love to meet him one day but it’s most unlikely. I’m proud of him for getting the chance to collaborate with JB. Speaking of, have you seen the afterparty? He’s so shy and cute there.
No. 332323
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>>332313You have excellent taste! He was such an amazing actor and human being, one of a kind. And there's no need to be shy, women have been thirsting for him for over a century and he's still going strong on tumblr haha
No. 332324
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>>332313and all the best to you too! <3
No. 332329
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The wizard of loneliness
No. 332337
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I got Lasikbecause of this moid… but recently idk why when he talks about bears and chimp attacks I just want kiss him.
(Got lasik because he said whenever women wear glasses all moids imagine their cum on them)
No. 332358
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>>332267He was so cute in that it made me feel deranged, same with the fnaf videos with the camera. Any video with his face in it is the best, seriously. And the NDA part!?! He’s got exciting things coming up. I will say though I think I’d get too shy meeting him… like I would implode from how red I would get.
>>332258Agree Nona! Personally my favourite silent film man is Harold Llyod, which is only really unconventional because he looks really good in some photos and not so in others, Buster Keaton is an honourable mention too lol
No. 332397
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SALVATORE GANACCI
No. 332408
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i have unironically started digging this look help
No. 332410
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I just started watching his videos again after completely forgetting about them, he is so cringy and awkward but I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM. And that fucking hair loss rip
No. 332411
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>>332363>>332243Thanks to the Nonas for letting me know this man exists….I can’t express how much I want to fuck him really.
No. 332422
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I don’t even know what to say. I think I need my head examined.
No. 332438
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>>332397Jesus in my bedroom watching me consume my gay nipponese comics before my sleep
No. 332458
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>>332422Y..you sure nonna? I mean ..uh..um.. take a walk somewhere..please
No. 332468
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>>332411You see it. Men are too emotional to be leaders but if they insist on going against their nature they should at least look fuckable to make up for their mental deficiency.
No. 332494
>>332468Ah, I've found my people. I had a prof in my uni who looked like that but even hotter.
IMHO moids who don't gold bald after getting grey hair are exquisite. Fight me.
No. 332499
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nonny, are you still here? i wanna know if you liked the movie
No. 332534
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save a horse, ride a cowboy?
No. 332538
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No. 332563
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>>332499Aw, I'm here anon. I know this isn't the thread for movie reviews but it was actually really good, cute homage to 80s sci-fi. I literally wrote down that one line 'cause I immediately thought of you "three acquittals for sexual assault, homicide, and weapons offenses" got you good didn't it? KEK. Dante was such an aggravating coombrained manchild (and somehow Brad looked sexier as Charles, maybe the bad wig didn't suit him) but
"you are a hot jelly baby" still made my pussy do somersaults kek what the fuck, his voice is too good. Also when he gets down on his knees, closes his eyes like a good boy, and drags the gun to his head ooooh man. The movie probably didn't intend for such a complex emotional response but I at once wanted him to get visibly eviscerated on-screen yet also my puss his face you know etc., kind of horny even thinking about it. The naked pinups in his garbage chute basement dwelling have to go but I'd do him in that containment room.
Honestly I love you and if I knew how to set up the moovie room it'd be fun to do a Dourif marathon because he was in Blue Velvet but I watched it so long ago I absolutely cannot recall if he had any major role? I'll look forward to your recommendations! Alien is up this weekend hopefully the thought of wrecking Dante carries us both through tomorrow.
No. 332572
>>331282>>331269Damn, did he age like shit
>>331308His son was fine as fuck though. R.I.P never got to pass on those genes.
No. 332626
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uhm… the finale has me in my feels
No. 332636
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>>332626i started watching succession a couple of days ago and… yeah nonna i get it. also this is him in 2012. hottie!
No. 332772
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>>332545ayrt so glad I'm not alone. I watched the two films that came out these last few years with the unreleased home footage, and the constant smoking gave me a weird cigarette fetish
No. 332990
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>>332563thank you for the review anon, i'm so delighted to share this experience with someone on lc because it's such an obscure movie. i felt like the gun scene was added specifically for me. the last thing i've seen with him were the voyager episodes and i REALLY enjoyed them. i don't care much about star trek but apparently if you add brad dourif i instantly turn into a trekkie. maybe one day we could do that marathon that'd be so epic awesomesauce.. love you too xx
he was barely in blue velvet (in fact i don't even remember if he had lines?) but he looked really good
No. 332994
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>>332990Finding likeminded anons who don't just post once then dip is amazing, thank you for being here! I'm going to watch those Voyager eps later out of sheer curiousity, it's hard to imagine him in sci-fi. He looks so lithe and adorable in that image you posted it's so disconcerting considering his usual roles, kek.
He played another ratty greasetrap and it's a King adaptation, anon hold me, what's the verdict is it worth watching? Even just for him? Does he get his ass beat?
No. 332997
>>332994your pic looks like robert webb
i thought it was robert webb when i saw it on the front page kek
No. 333003
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I'm kaarijafaggin' too
Look at Frank and Jere's nice arms
No. 333014
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>>332999Please do watch Child's Play it's one of my favourites despite Brad only being physically present in the first film iirc. His daughter is in the recent sequels and she is just wonderful. Kinda looks like him, too. I'm going to watch Fatal Beauty later since the caps you posted look so great, he cleans up pretty well even though I prefer him a little grimier kek. Your bottomless devotion is very sweet anon, I'll look foward to more caps from your Dourif marathon!
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>>333014 hope you enjoy! fatal beauty is honestly a great movie just on its own in my opinion. i also prefer him MUCH grimier as you probably know..
No. 333029
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>>333024KEK not to get too meta but there is a character in the fourth film who is obsessively in love with Charles and I hope you watch it because it's so easy to commiserate with her. Also looking at gifsets and he cries a lot in the X-Files…nice.
OT but you make me more confident in husbando sperging so thank you, you are very cool anon. No. 333047
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>>332626>>332636Omg I've met my people. Adore this dramatic arts and literature geek.
I'd absolutely fuck him both in character as Ken and out of character. No. 333165
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>>332636Ouuu It's a shame that he was 30 in his first movie, I would've loved to see him in his 20s
>>333047The articles about his method acting are fucking hilarious, he's either an elaborate troll or on the spectrum straight up. I love him either way.
No. 333264
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He looks good in some photos.
No. 333299
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>>333165For my nonnies that enjoy younger Jstrong.
I feel like he comes off as really earnest and genuine! But when that one New Yorker interviewer told him 'Succession is a comedy' and he responded 'What, like how Chekov is funny?' I feel like that was a joke or troll lol No. 333365
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gone but never forgotten
No. 333397
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These two, can't remember their names but they were in some 80s Japanese rock band together. One a singer and the other a drummer.
No. 333398
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The guitarist from rammstein, can't remember his name or bother to check.
No. 333410
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Apparently intense drum playing really gets me going, bonus points for crying/sweating.
Oh, and I have a big, pathetic weak spot for painfully average chubby-faced white boys.
No. 333419
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>>331363Don't be sorry nonna, he's my baby girl. I was gonna post him on here but thought other nonnies would tell me he doesn't belong in this thread because imo he's got a very unique face but still conventionally attractive.
>>333365He was so hot to me during his redbull stint, but the last few years there's something so off putting about him to me. Is it the haircut? That he's aging like shit? I have no idea.
I love the new influx of F1 fans in the farms lately, wish we had a thread to sperg about it kek
No. 333436
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>>333419must be a mix of both. don't think his stay at mclaren did him any favors. he's always had an unfortunate hairline either way.
No. 333439
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>>333412Wow, there's actually three of us? Relatable, thank god someone decided to consistently style him with long hair in the 90s. If we lived in a perfect world Death Machine would have gotten three sequels with the peak long haired sobbing blood-covered sweat-soaked villain kek, it hurts nonna…I'm still reeling. He was very handsome in Chucky and it's basically a convoluted audiobook if you're horny for his voice
as I am. If you don't watch horror at all, he was beautiful in Istanbul and Fatal Beauty, but his appeal totally lies a lot in how well he plays pathetic idiots. I'm not the og Dourif-anon though and she has infinitely more recs.
No. 333441
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>>333439Samefag, meant to attach this pic but whatever he's cute.
No. 333477
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>>333439>>333441HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN THE SECOND PIC. I’m awful about making time to watch new things, I might watch Death Machine though, and I do love horror but Chucky specifically freaks me out, hate that fucking doll. I think the first time I saw him and had a tinge of a crush was in Law & Order SVU lol
No. 333497
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>>333332Now you left me thinking about Enzo's heritage.
No. 333503
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>>333477Anon that is so sad if I had the ability to splice only the human Charles moments from that film for you I would, kek. Please post back if you watch Death Machine because it's lowkey consumed my mind, if you were ever a weird nlog into abhorrent fictional dudes as a teen you will enjoy him in it a lot. If not then I hope you like 1,000 jokes about Robocop kek.
He looks so cute in your pic, something about his features look good at any age. You guys are growing my list of Dourif media tenfold.
Posting one for sweet Grimachan, he has such pretty eyes. No. 333527
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>>333503must you use these unfair tactics to lure me here when i have to study… fun fact i’m pretty sure his eyes look weird in lotr because he’s wearing a singular contact lens. death machine is great, i watched it right away only because i sort of assumed it was gonna be similar to his lotr role, since he has long hair there too. some part of me has really latched onto the character because i used to be the type of edgelord who glorified jd from heathers, you're so right about that sis.
>>333412>>333439THREE OF US? now it's really a party! also lol i wouldn't say INFINITELY, i actually don't think that i know any more films where he's got long hair other than maybe pic rel (haven't seen it yet though)
>>333477still would
No. 333541
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>>333527Study hard then come back to chum the waters, anon. I love that wonky contact lens and his big baby blues, when they try to make him look purposefully ugly he's even cuter. Are you giving permission to continue sperging about Death Machine, holy shit, for an 80s relic it was enchanting. Dante was so that archetypal YA edgelord (JD, Billy Loomis, relatable) but with
no romantic charm or social intellect and I love it. I haven't been able to stop thinking about him all week…shitty ripped jeans trenchcoat gothboy wannabe motherfucker…
>since he has long hair there tooNot only are there three of us but we all share the same braincell KEK. Did you end up watching that X-Files ep? If you enjoy his Single Tear And Snot™ combo and coy psychopathy you'll adore it.
No. 333575
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Quark is weirdly sexy to me, idek
Like I wouldn’t bang him but the idea is much less repulsive than it could be. Also I’m 80% sure I had a somewhat romantic dream about him once
No. 333578
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>>333397The band is shammon if you want to go find more of them
nonnie.
>>333527Four! but I'm not very active itt, kek. He's pretty cute outside the wormtongue character, but the sickly goth look is so obnoxiously hot on him. It's kind of a shame about his natural hair/hairline, but he really has such pretty, expressive eyes and a cute face.
No. 333690
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i didn't make this pic so idk where some of these are from but i did add saavedro, it was
triggering me that he wasn't included
>>333685it's death machine (1994) which we're collectively sperging about, join us, nonna! i hesitate to call it good in the traditional sense but it's really fun. there is in fact moid abuse (it's deserved in the case of brad's character) and i like how he loses it during the finale, it's very pathetic and entertaining. the scene where that gif is from sure is something..
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>>333595I tried to find a handsome soccer player but you're right lol
No. 333709
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He was really cute before he fucked his face with all the drugs. Of course he aged like milk.
No. 333750
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I'm sick of pretending i don't find him attractive
No. 333756
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>>333753His eyes were so beautiful
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>>333541>>333775nonny i just watched that episode today HOLY FUCK THAT WAS INTENSE, the voice, the crying, the drama, the absolutely insane amount of emoting he does. i'm never recovering from this. i'm so in love
No. 333784
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>>333782YES the drama!!! His quivering voice! The panting wheezing groaning! Throwback to
>The actor isn't my usual typeGod is punishing me for my hubris I'm fucking obsessed I'm ruined. How could Scully resist that pale tantalizingly exposed neck, she's inhuman.
No. 333787
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>>333784wow this episode is destroying me. have this picture. god bless you anon for sharing my insanity.
what is your usual type if you don’t mind me asking No. 333790
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>>333787It's like a deeply enjoyable disease (brainworms) thank you for transmitting it. What a cute pic…oh, to be looked at like that.
When you posted that Alien cap I didn't even realize it was Dourif, am not usually into typical Hollywood moids at all. I guess to simplify I like weird looking dudes, in hindsight he is the epitome of every unconventional 80s character actor I've liked, McDowell in Clockwork Orange, Sam Neill in Event Horizon, etc etc. also he was unfortunately 10,000% my type in Death Machine. You don't have to answer if you prefer not to but is Grima your absolute favourite role of his? Gonna rewatch LotR at some point to fully immerse in the mass psychosis kek. Obligatory shithead edgelord tax gif.
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>>333790more than just my favorite role! i didn't think any flesh and blood actor could live up to the drama and intrigue that's been built up in my mind around grima's character, but still, i was watching the films and lowkey praying please god let the the evil adviser be hot… and he was. i wanna say i saw through the gray makeup and unflattering lighting and knew he was hot, but no, i'm too faceblind for that. i know i'm weird for this but i just love the greasiness and the creepiness. he's awesome.
i agree about the hollywood thing wholeheartedly. never seen clockwork orange but if i ever do i'll think of you
nonny!
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Where's the Warren Zevon nonna from last thread? I have developed an obsession with him too now
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Travis Ryan from Cattle Decapitation, vegan environmentalist death metal band
He even looks better now that he has facial hair
No. 334184
>>333709LMAOOOO
nonny the last person i expected to see in this thread is ace, he was hot as fuckkkkk with makeup on but i don’t find him attractive at all without makeup
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>>334184Yeah they all look 1000 times better with makeup. His design really suits his face.
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>>334150I’m here
nonnie! I want to have a threesome with him and his fellow friend/birthday twin john belushi lmao. both of my ideal types of man
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>autistic glomping weeaboo while cosplaying
>a cutie while not cosplaying
Anime really does ruin everything it touches
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Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to sperg about him again (after watching Graveyard Shift). Seems like directors used to love giving him a gay little earring, also the ponytail was cuuute as hell.
>>333991OH MY GOD anon I feel like I slapped you in the face, this is your husbando we're discussing of course it's not just a favourite role, sorry- it's like the culmination of Grima's character put to celluloid and it's cool as shit that the casting ended up so perfect. Surely there were plenty of emotive weird-looking actors and yet Dourif brings that sweaty desperation like nobody else.
>i know i'm weird for this but i just love the greasiness and the creepinessI see and feel you so deeply sis.
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If I had one chance to travel back in time I would use it to go back in time and fuck the everloving shit out of Phil Lynott before he got hooked on heroin
No. 334335
>>334305I don't even come here
'cause I'm a lesbian but I was happy to see Phil pop up when I was scrolling. You've got great taste, nona. Dude's a legend!
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I’m this
>>333412 >>333477 nonnie and I just watched Death Machine!
Okay so it was admittedly pretty cringy, I haven’t seen Brad in a lot of stuff but he’s a good actor and I was cringing watching him play an edgelord, also I prefer my emo boys more sad and pathetic rather than crazy and homicidal. Overall it was okay, I don’t really care for sci-fi and he wasn’t even in it that much.
The few moments were he was a bit vulnerable? like when Cale was pointing a gun at his head and at the end when he said he was afraid of the dark were hot though, I do like submissive helpless men lol and gif VERY MUCH related, I just about melted hearing Brad say “I’ll be your baby” jsbsbshjsnshsunshsj. Any recommendations that fit my taste very much appreciated.
No. 334425
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Samefag I was watching an interview w Brad and his daughter (who looks eerily like him) for a Chucky movie and this fucker who I also have a crush on is in it, I think I might have to power through and try to watch the Chucky movies smh.
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>>333704there actually are some handsome players! mats hummels comes to mind immediately.
but i prefer the coaches like picrel
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I recently found DVD commentary done by my husbando for one of his early films. He laughs three times during it and it made my heart swell. (I'd never heard him laugh so clearly.)
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>>334424Glad you gave it a chance even if it wasn't your thing, it's unfortunate that even when he's top billing his scenes are sparse. Homicidal autist is definitely a niche generally cringe trope but it truly feels like the writers bashed the recesses of my brain out onto a keyboard and Dante was born unto the script.
Speaking of your gif the visual chemistry makes me want to scream- the way his eyes dart across Cale's then go to her lips after the kiss…yeah the gun scene was sex full stop.
He was very cute in Fatal Beauty and that's a comedy, maybe give that a go? LotR is a long watch but his stage acting shines through so hard, he emotes like a motherfucker it's beautiful. Fwiw not every Chucky film is a banger but you'll probably enjoy 1, 4, and 7 a lot.
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>>334462I’m definitely gonna watch whatever movies he’s in that I can find. He looks great in Istanbul so I’m looking forward to that one.
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>>334298lol don't worry, not sure i would even apply that term to grima because my feelings are so bizarre and violent. also i still can't rewatch that second scene with him because it made me feel so deeply horny and ashamed.
>>334473anon don't subject yourself to that, the fact that he decided to look the hottest and even
sing in the
one movie where i cannot bring myself to simp for him in any way is genuine psychological torture. btw have you seen 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest'? he's a bit too normal there for my taste, i
need brad dourif to play weirdos and losers, my mom really likes that movie though!
>>334424yeah, he’s such a good actor, this scene freaked me out more than any scene with the actual death machine. while still being hot.
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>>334499>don’t subject yourself to thatnooooooo is it bad? I don’t know how similar our tastes are so hopefully I might like it, don’t know anything about the movie but he looks just perfect in it. And where’s your picture from, it looks like Death Machine behind the scenes?
So far I’ve seen Death Machine, that law and order episode he’s in and I have watched the LOTR movies but a long time ago, I don’t really remember having a crush on Grima but I was really interested in him, he’s such a slimy little creep and very well acted. Anyone watched Spontaneous Combustion? That’s another one I’m gonna watch soon.
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>>334505Nta but yeah it's a magazine scan, up online if you wanna read the whole thing (that quote though ha). Never seen Spontaneous Combustion but please report back when you watch it
do we have enough interest for an /m/ thread btw? It's getting a little ot and I feel bad for the other anons kek. I wanna watch Eyes of Laura Mars because he sounds unhinged in that one but the beard……
No. 334516
>>334505>is it bad?you wont like it. you’ll probably watch it anyway but hey i did warn you
>>334510i feel like we're on topic, and i don't see anyone complaining! also all the actors that got their own containment threads are much younger and most of the discussion was about their new movies that were coming out.
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>>334516>>334512Okay, you've assuaged me. Reasonably it would just be a bunch of circlejerking anyway (in a good way).
Thanks for filling the repies with Death Machine guys every time I scroll /g/ it puts a smile on my face.
No. 334609
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Posting ages 16 and 17 because he aged like milk
F
No. 334624
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>>334609I see what you're saying although I disagree (he was cute when he was older too, peak West Slav phenotype tbh).
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I came here as soon as I heard the news to post him but I see other nonnies had the same idea kek
>>334609>>334624anyway rip sweet prince
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I thought he was hot here kek
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i love david rasche and would unironically have a threesome with his succession character karl and frank (peter friedman). because there are so many fujobait gay hints about them in the show it would be a "true bi" threesome where everyone was fucking everyone. i love jesse armstrong's writing talent but i can't forgive him for not giving me a karl and frank sauna scene.
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My nostalgic undead goth malewife..
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>>334688Hell yeah girls, we got another one. Anyways I was looking for a reaction pic and I found this??? Nonnies I am dying I’m such a huge priestfag, it’s over for me. The movie is called I, Desire and it looks like he’s also a vampire? I’m dying.
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LIKE WHAT
No. 334735
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the fallout of me posting that one alien resurrection gif has been magnificent it's what i imagine in my head should happen every time i make a post about anything, like hundreds of anons just showing up and going 'wow you're SO right about this'
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>>331379>>331465>>331493Grimanonna reporting in as I felt the summons across time and space. ILY fellow Dourif Nonnas.
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I can’t stop smiling anons. I adore Brad dourif he was soooo cute in One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest. He was such a baby
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>>334741Oh yeah. I posted the OG Grima post and sperg in a thread back yonder lol. I made a fucking femme Grima cosplay… I may be obsessed.
>>334742Nonna I was literally pulling Billy Bibbit gifs. He was so sweet with Candy, aas an actor his emotive abilities are incredible.
No. 334746
>>334744wait wait wait i have so many questions now, can you link the post? did you see all the drawboard doodles? did you notice all my grimaposting in the other thread??? you're so awesome for doing that cosplay, ily
nonny!
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>grimanonna samefag
Although admittedly I have a thing for his intense, crazy side. I remember seeing this scene for the first time and thought I could easily ignore the eyebrows just for his mannerisms and those gorgeous, insane eyes. As cute and sweet as Billy Babbit is, I'll go for Psycho Brad every time.
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Nooo I’m at work rn I don’t wanna miss the sperg out
No. 334752
>>334749i've been so consistently unhinged and annoying about grima in the hornyposting threads these past months he even got included in the thread pic at one point. i recently doodled him on the /ot/ board
>>>/ot/1575241 but after that other anons began drawing him, presumably for me, it was WILD. everyone is so talented.. do you have any idea how insanely happy i am to see you???
>>334750sorry this is unprecedented
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>>334744WELCOME BACK!!! ♥
>>334750Girl I just woke up and feel like I missed the second coming of Christ what the fuck. Hope you get home soon kek.
>>334717You should watch Final Judgement. Not a vampire in that one but, indeed, a sexy priest. Bonus for the one anon who likes him with long hair also there's a Dourif sex scene.
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>>334735Still ashamed that the Alien gif got to me before the far superior degen basementdweller you posted first, thanks Grimachan you were SO right about him.
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>>334770this one was so ridiculously hard to find for some reason, i had to play the shitty quality youtube version with english audio in the background of a badly dubbed hd version from a weird russian website, it was so clunky. idc i'm down bad and it was worth it, even if it is just a generic straight to vhs movie..
>>334774lol its ok nona it was a really bad quality picture. made this gif for you btw.
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>>334770How fucking lucky am I, TWO movies where he’s a priest?? PLUS SEX SCENE?!
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>>334776>>334777If you're interested in ogling his naked torso in HD there's a BluRay rip up on that one popular Russian tracker site…that film def didn't earn the reaction it elicited out of me but it was like seeing a nun showing her ankles, Brad shirtless instead of swaddled in 100 layers of clothing? Wew.
YOU MADE THAT FOR
ME?? Holy shit I feel like a million dollars rn new Jack content and it's just for ME brb crying and screaming. His nose in profile his baby hairs sticking to his oilslick face, gonna stare at it forever and ever amen.
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Sorry I cannot seem to stop samefagging all over the place but kek @ him empathising with the Grimachans. Recommending this article btw it reads like a coy love letter
>"I'm a total whore," he happily admits. "Give me a camera and a pay cheque and I'm there."https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/brad-dourif-how-weird-is-brad-136824.html No. 334795
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I saw a pic of Grima on the front page and it brought me here, I had no idea we had so many Brad appreciators! I do like him as an actor/in general but something about that character makes me want to do vile things. I guess I'll have to check out the husbando thread too, I thought they had been lost for some reason? Looks like I've got some catching up to do, just wanted to give my sisters a quick shout out! see you around nonas!
No. 334796
>>334795ikr, they tried SO HARD to make him ugly and all it did was make me exponentially hornier. fml. enjoy the posts
nonny!
still can't believe i'm not alone in my derangement this is absolutely incredible No. 334807
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currently on a spree rewatching eurovision finals from the 2000s (as you do) and i’m weirdly drawn to this man, a percussionist one half of a duo representing bulgaria in esc 2007
i’m attracted to him the way he looked in 2007 specifically, he looked really hot on stage to me. i find him sexy in an older (but not too old) man / mentor kind of way. a part of me is irrationally jealous of the woman who gets to perform next to him and i’ve fantasized about being in her place
euthanize me
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Say what you will about Jordan but this post radiates big dick energy. Maybe he needs to take out his masculine frustrations on Ben.
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I wanna pat his dumb regarded head and bottle feed him bud light platinums
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>>334717Thanks for the recommendation
nonnie! Found the whole thing on YT. He looks like a wax sculpture of a caveman from the natural history museum but at the same time I wanna ride his face
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>>334436this. also coaches used to be players so…
I think football players are hot, Im not ashamed to say they are the best males: simple minded, emotional and hot. Himbos are peak males
gifrel is federico chiesa, he's a bit unconventional but cute
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Obligatory Nick and Blixa posting. They both seem like they'd be pretty annoying, but I appreciate them on a purely aesthetic (and musical) level. Plus their friendship was cute.
>>334609Came here to post Nick and Blixa, but Ted was cute too. I think it's cute how socially retarded he was. Nowadays a guy like that would be completely ruined by the internet. What is my taste in men. No. 334932
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>>334856>ywn be privy to the western gothic lord's fragranceTNWU nonne
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wish my russian was better
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Every time they upload I hope he hasn’t cut his hair yet, thank fuck he’s been letting it grow out again. Wish he would trim his beard a bit though.
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>>334856>>334932Kek I never thought he'd be posted here. I find him weirdly endearing unfortunately. I could fix him.
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>>334626Too bad he's aged out of it but am I the only one who thinks Clancy Brown could have killed a Unabomber biopic?
Btw this is me also shamelessly posting Clancy Brown because I thought about Highlander today.
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>>335028are you feeling it now mr krabs
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I want to listen to his meandering, self-aggrandizing stories all night while I write insufferable copy for his impractical clothing
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Good night and sweet dreams only to Douriffags
No. 335149
>>334860My sides. Catty gay man is the perfect description. NTA but I’d probably think JP is hot if he were an actor or something instead of whatever the hell he is
>>335024I do too. Not attracted at all but he’s definitely someone I would enjoy talking to and shoot the shit with
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>>331320Zizek!! when I realized I had a crush on him I got so mad. no moid would ever find a
female genius attractive, let alone one as grumpy and hideous as Zizek, it's not fair. Worst part is he gets hella laid and probably thinks he's out of my league
No. 335179
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>>335124good morning to you
nonnie oooh looks like someone has found the tumblr blog. i don't normally go on tumblr to collect pics of actors i like btw, i get really embarrassed about it. but i wanted to find some death machine stills/bts stuff, and it just.. spiralled from there.
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>>335179Good morning anon, thanks for the cute gif. It's okay I've lost all control of my life too(?), there's like three blogs that post so much it was hard not to start scrolling….and scrolling…the earring strikes back kekk, what's that one from? God I wish they got him to grow his actual hair out for Death Machine it's so fluffy.
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>>335186it's from sonny boy i think. also i like this one i found on the tumblr, can you tell how obsessed i am with his profile
No. 335195
>>335192YES!! what a good pic, his jawline is beautiful. I get what
>>334867 is saying about his Paleolithic browbone but the rest of his features are kind of pretty and then he's got this weirdly protruding chiseled facial structure. I'm also insane about his nose idk
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>>335195YES I KNOW, i'm not normal at all about pointy noses, never have been
i still feel so weird posting any lotr pics because everyone is probably getting sick of my shit (except you) No. 335212
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>>335207Nta but I don’t care what show/movie it’s from, I just wanna see Brad, yes even as Grima.
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>>335207If Grimafag has a million fans I'm one of them, if Grimafag has one fan it's me, if Grimafag has no fans I'm no longer alive etc. don't you dare stop posting him
>>335212The only role of his I can't wank over is Humboldt County, they did him dirty with the styling.
No. 335241
this episode of Tales From the Crypt is great, it's super goofy, and features Brad getting bullied by Bill Paxton
is he considered conventionally attractive? I think he's a little funny looking but still cute. And of course I love him when he's sleazy>>335124bless you nona, kek I was just thinking about making my own fancam/edit/whatever these are called
>>335225ditto, grimafags rise up!!
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>>335241YES I've been meaning to watch this, great show and 90s Brad…thanks for linking it anon, had no idea it was up on YT. If you make a fancam I will actually die whoever made that one picked such good shots.
Maybe it's just brainrot but I feel like Grima and Jack are two sides of a similar coin and it's weird there's not more intersection wrt fans
love em both. Also here's a Grima bust you can 3D print kek.
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>>335149>whatever the hell jordan isA man nearing his twilight years but still with enough energy to keep up with fashion, maintain a full head of hair, make troons seethe and own Ben's DAB (dry ass butthole)?
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Watching the original "War of the Worlds" and I forgot how somewhat cute the main character, Clayton Forrester, was. He wasn't like other protagonists of that era, either. Didn't shake the hysterical woman or any scrote shit like that. Wish he was unshaven for the whole movie, though.
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Alex Hassell. He's bri'ish so, unsurprisingly, quite a good actor who specialises in Shakespeare, and his acting as Hal/Henry V was highly praised, apparently. Recommend "The tragedy of Macbeth" and "The Miniaturist" with him and first two episodes of "the boys" if you don't mind a full frontal nude.
Idk I just really got caught with his HUGE chad jaw and pretty big greenish eyes. Though he's much more attractive on video than in photos. He's also fit and has nice shoulders/waist proportions.
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No. 335373
>>335370I like his, god-awful, stupid ass silly personality…. besides the anti-feminist spergory shit. When he was in fisktank, I kinda saw a soft side of him that I grew to love.
despite his mistreatment towards letty he has this masculine, intimidating personality that I can't help but to get nervous around even though he's THROUGH THE FUCKING SCREEN in the tank. Kek.
Maybe I'm misinterpreting my fear as arousal. That's a real phenomenon, you know. I watched a few of his videos where he talks to his viewers on livestream, he seems like quite a smart man beside his le ebil wamen shit he spews out but
he half looks like my FUCKING FATHER. Sorta acts like him too and I can't believe I fucking connected the dots when I did aaaa I wish I wouldn't of had knew or been smart enough to spot that within myself other than that I like his personality, the way he carries himself. He has his cute moments too. I can't help but relate to him too. It's a hate-love type of (parasocial?) relationship I have going on with him
No. 335374
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Does he count or too popular? I want him so bad. His voice is so sexy to me
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>>335371Is this gonna happen every time? Some dumbass who doesn’t understand the point of the UNCONVENTIONAL male attraction thread?
No. 335378
>>335376Post as many gnarly, unsavory men as you want
nonnie.
No. 335400
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Stephen Trask’s character from Hedwig and the Angry Inch. For me just the perfect mix of masculine and feminine goth guy
No. 335445
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Look at this disgusting rat. I love him
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No. 335465
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i wont him
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>>335449>>335454Fucking shame that he looked decent on the red carpet too, although they 100% had him heavily medicated though
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>>335474I read somewhere that he had a gag order so he couldn’t speak or something??? KEK if so. But he did do interviews? he looked good though and didn’t dress retardedly
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>>335490Yeah I heard about the gag order, which makes total sense kek. He was ordered not to speak/interact on the red carpet which is insane to begin with, why have him there lmao???
But I saw some footage and he was just moving very slowly and idk he seemed off, just screamed heavily medicated to me.
Honestly wondering who tf will hire him after all this, I know Hollywood doesn't care about the gross shit he's done but he has to be uninsurable now surely?
No. 335497
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Yes, I am ashamed
No. 335504
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>>335492Kek hi anon. Imagine being possibly medicated in order to make a public appearance.
Why must a nice face belong to such a weirdo
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just came by to drop this for my fellow mikefags. Is it just me or have his jokes been slightly hornier recently?
No. 335514
>>335369>>335373I get this, I felt that way watching the tank too, apart from that I don't really watch any of his stuff. I attribute a majority of my attraction to a wet dream I had about him kek
and my affinity for dog shit tier men. I won't let myself fully divulge into it though since I'd 100% find him insufferable if I found out more than I already do
No. 335525
>>335374I had a friend who told me she LOVED Jemaine years ago and I thought she was crazy at the time, but somehow, now? I definitely get it.
Also have you seen Gentlemen Broncos? He’s in it and he’s great
No. 335537
>>335369>>335373oh shit I was considering posting him on here as well kek. thank you for taking the fall by posting him first
I thought he was more physically attractive back in the day (during the World Peace era) but weirdly found myself drawn to him again during fishtank.
I think what did it for me was witnessing his more gentle moments with the contestants. There was something about seeing him shift from his intimidating host persona to him getting choked up during the finale or when he had to eliminate contestants that made him feel more cuddly and intriguing to me. maybe it really is a bit of a stockholm situation like you said kek
I also don't feel as bad about his treatment towards letty now that I know that all of it was fabricated and she was in on the bit. In fact I find it compelling watching his streams with letty and josie and seeing how
relatively kind he acts towards them. I've never seen him interacting with women and so I'm kinda in awe about how reserved and respectful he is around them. It's kinda cute
people have also speculated that he's got a bit of a crush on letty which I can almost see
anyways, here's a random clip that I found weirdly attractive
imagine bullying sam while he gets embarrassingly aroused No. 335539
>>335537Hahaha I'm glad I did. I'm so happy there's other nonnies who find him attractive the same way I Do. I found him shedding his "detached gameshow host" persona when he went to say goodbye to Jon amusing, endearing. And intriguing as you've said! With Sylvia though I felt it was less genuine. The finale was literally the best kek even if it was fake-acting, I could still feel Jason's emotional attachment to the show Shining through in those ending moments. Yeah letty was mentioning something like having developed Stockholm syndrome after getting out of there in her livestream with Jason and co, I guess that even extends to us, the viewers. Ehh honestly I.. feel bipolar after all of it LOL. Deep down I know it's bad, morally wrong that he did all those things to her but my emotions say otherwise, to shrug it off and pretend it never happened. I feel like sam got a bit irritated with letty throughout the livestream, but idk that's just me. Reading into things… KEK I think what convinced me that he had/has a crush on letty is how he showed off after breaking down the jammed door. What do you personally think makes him look like he has a crush on her?
Kekeke it's weirdly funny, yet cute to imagine him getting all hot faced, flustered while he has a raging boner, trying to push me away. I remember watching it when it happened live
because I am a no life who sat down all day to watch itand, oh my God, the shipping material I got from this. Magnificent.
No. 335549
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Every Friday, just before I go into another micromanaging, time-wasting PIP session with my scrote bosses, I look at him and feel happy.
No. 335552
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>>335544>>335546The makeup's intended effect was definitely sallow and toad-like but he just looks so soft kek, unmistakable crazy eyes tho
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our 100 mile long discussion and my obsession has made me spend infinitely more time on lolcow than i ever have btw. he just keeps being posted and i keep falling for it and get insaner everyday
No. 335569
>>335537Goddamn, the Sam rehabilitation program is really working wonders on zoomers and anyone not aware of what shit he was doing way back in the late 2000s and early 2010s or the whole Marky thing and having girls carve his name on their skin. I'd almost admire how he managed to pull of a PR overhaul if I wasn't aware just how vile he was.
However he is acceptable if you only post his twink era and not his ogre post 2015 era.
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I've been rewatching Workaholics and I'm ovulating right now, all I can think about is how much I suddenly want to fuck Anders. He looks like he'd be so lean and smooth, I want to ride that Norwegian dick
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>>335569>his twink eraYES. Someone posted this in a different thread and I know nothing about this scrote but I saved it. I only knew of him from that thanks computer “moms” skit, thought it was funny at first but then watching it years later realized how stupid men are.
>>335369This shit though? Literally every time pictures of him in his current state get posted I always wonder if he’s alive, like seriously he looks like a bloated waterlogged corpse that is now being puppeted by hundreds of rats living inside his skin. What IS that thing???
No. 335577
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>>335549I feel you, pic related is me now while a 3-4 hour long exam is waiting for me this afternoon,
wink No. 335584
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No. 335585
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>>335584This is only weird if you like him specifically as Voldemort. Ralph Fiennes was fine as hell (pun intended)
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>>335585>that picI have been summoned
No. 335591
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Both of them
No. 335609
>>335539I’m glad you get it! I agree I felt like he probably felt more awkward during Slyvia’s elimination, although I still thought it was nice that he wasn’t too harsh on her and gave her a hug in the end.
I also notice him getting irritated at letty sometimes, which ngl I kinda find her voice a little annoying at times too kek
I think I noticed a crush forming because I know Sam is and I can tell he’s into degrading women. He probably felt a weird pent-up, love/hate connection toward her once she accepted and went along with their rough treatment toward her. I can also see him enjoying the fact that he was able to degrade her in a (vaguely) consensual situation where he had all the power in the situation.
It’s all a gross when I describe it like that, and very much like a stockholm situation but I brought it up in this thread for a reason.
Also there were moments on the show where you can see how much he was fixated on her. Like in the clip I sent where he towered over her and told her to lick the goatshit off of his chest
AHHHHH before he seemed to compose himself and realize he was going too far.
There were also moments off the show. I think in Josie’s first stream there was a moment when she stood to show off her outfit which immediately caught Sam’s attention since she was wearing something revealing. He also offhandedly complimented her once by saying she’s good at writing ideas for sketches, which I thought was a kind thing to say coming from him.
Anyways! I’m not trying to live vicariously through her, and can also just see Sam having a general respect for her for putting up with all the show’s bullshit. I just thought the dynamics I witnessed on the show were interesting
>>335569>>335541I knew about the Marky thing but haven't heard about all the other stuff. Is that all true?
It's a shame how much he destroyed his good looks. He looked to cute and approachable before
No. 335614
>>335609Sam's a Nice Guy after all. That reminds me, He said he was actually a good guy near the ending to letty, if you've read into Sam's past, he dated someone (a tranny, I think?) Who he exchanged emails back and fourth with, he mentioned saying how he was a good guy. Yeah Hahaha her cutesy, childish voice can be a little gear-grinding at times. Though what I find the most annoying about her is her little giggles she has to put after every other sentence. From Sam's past history, also his overall content, it wouldn't be hard to see that he's into that kind of shit. Sad to see.
though I like to imagine him being a secret softie men hate women who don't respect themselves so that's probably where that 'weird pent-up, love/hate connection" is coming from. Maybe.
I agree, more than likely, he did get off to the fact that he could be so shitty to letty. He gives off major Dom vibes. It is kinda weird how we're talking about this as if it's a normal day-to-day thing but no I get it lmao. LOL I just realized how hilarious it is that we're getting excited over the thought of not milk, not chocolate or anything delicious and edible like that but GOATSHIT being licked off his chest. Like wow. We've dived down deep into the drenches of coomer lust. Funniest shit I ever seen. Oh I didn't notice that? I was too busy looking at letty's body to realize LOL. Now I've got to rewind back the footage and catch that shit. Adding fuel to my ship. He admires her intelligence I think from what I've gathered from spending all my time watching fishtank, he said that he knows what it feels like being the smartest or only smart person in the room? To her
That's another thing too, whether it's for coomer purposes (knowing how sam is.) Or he actually admires her for what she put up with. We'll never know.
No. 335617
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>>335577Aaaay! I'm excited for tomorrow! And good luck on your exam, hopefully you got enough sleep!
No. 335623
not really sure who this guy is but this is literally so not ok guys, this is very odd behaviour and it is very weird. i’m just letting you know in case you weren’t sure.
>>335611 i'm too scared to make one myself but if we do need one we should name it 'we're all watching death machine edition'
No. 335626
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>>335623Shitting screaming crying throwing up I'm not leaving this mortal coil until everybody itt watches Death Machine. I wonder if we can hit post limit thru the sheer power of Dourifsperg.
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unspoiler for a lovely surprise
No. 335659
>>335609You definitely understand the attraction LOL. He’s always struck me as a big goofball that’s just putting on a tough persona for the bit. I also do remember reading those messages he sent to that tranny kek. I recall he sounded very vulnerable and desperate which is kinda cute albeit very degenerate.
I also agree! I wish letty didn’t always forcibly grin and giggle after everything she said, it makes it really hard to take her seriously.
I can tell that Sam's got a complicated relationship with women. He’s told stories in the past about his exes and they always sounded very eccentric and mentally-ill (or at least that’s the way he described them). He seems to be drawn to women that don’t respect themselves and he’s obviously got issues of his own judging from the rumours I’ve heard online about how unhinged he is to date.
This is probably fucked up, but I find it compelling how crazy and desperate he gets for the women he likes. It's interesting to contrast the level-headed mentor side he presents to his audience and the desperate coomer he becomes behind closed doors.
imagine making him cry over youI also have a funny memory of him gushing on one of his podcasts about how hot he thinks the lead singer from Yeah Yeah Yeahs is. I wish I could find it. It gave a funny glimpse at how enamored he gets with alternative artsy-looking women.
And yeah it really is wacked out how casually we’re discussing this lolol. I just realized how nasty it is to get flustered at him telling her to lick off the goat shit. There was something coomer behind it though, he probably makes women do weird shit like that all the time. In fact a lot of the show had a weird degenerate-sexual vibe to it. There was lots degrading each other, bodily fluids, and spitting on each other. Weird stuff.
I also found the clip I was mentioning. I agree with the commenters saying its like he’s using middle-school bullying techniques to mask that he likes her kek
>>335616Ngl I get that. He looks like he smells sweaty and disgusting
which is kinda hot>>335631Such a shame. I want to believe he wasn’t tainted at that point yet
No. 335670
>>335659Yeah you're right on with that big goofball putting on a serious persona interpretation! It's just so seriously alluding seeing that act on a man.
powerlevelling again to say that's just like my dad hahaha those messages he sent to that tranny he met on tinder or some shit were so endearing. He really did seem like he was in love with the pretend-woman. I feel kinda sad that he didn't get him/the relationship didn't work out. She's trying to be friendly and stuff but instead it comes off… condescending to others? I'm not sure. It's more like she's laughing, just to laugh.
Ehh. With the way scrotes are, he was mainly the villain in those relationships and made them to be mentally ill to him. I don't doubt that some of the women he dated were naturally crazy before he met them. Regardless, I dont doubt either that he has driven a few of them crazy when they originally weren't. KEK didn't he cry over that girl who took care of his rats? He went unhinged saying how much he loved her and crap. He was head-over-heels for that woman it looked like, from what she described in the 4chan(?) Posts when they broke up.
yes it would absolutely be delicious if scrote sam could be mindbroken, crying, begging on his big ol knees because of me Maybe that's why Sylvia was choosen kek cause of how alt she looked. I don't get it though. That singer from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs looks nothing like him. I don't understand why he would be attracted to her. The birds of a feather flock together eh nonna? Maybe you're seeing something I'm not. I don't think the degeneratery was that bad in the show. Besides what you mentioned…. err the spitting, oh also when viewers paid to have jet or Ben scream at letty lollll. Oh also, most importantly, the shit cup. Can't believe they let that through. He's like a middle-schooled boy trapped in a 40-year-old man, cute shit. Or like a tsundere.
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>>335465here's some more max for you
nonnie No. 335728
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I've been watching old episodes of Mr. Show, he was such a cutie when he was young. I also wanted to fuck him in Better Call Saul though
No. 335755
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I had the hugest fucking crush on Matt Bellamy back in the day, I wanted to fuck him so badly with his stupid spiky hair
No. 335845
>>335225I KNEW this dude looked familiar, he was in humboldt county!
He was really really good. It's a comfy movie that happens to be Jeremy Strong's first time on the big screen.
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I watched Spontaneous Combustion, and well, at least he looked good in it. For me it felt a little slow, there were some nice shots though; the ending was so dumb and abrupt I actually laughed.
No. 335881
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>>335755he reminds me of nobu from nana with that hair lol
No. 335892
>>335871I've rediscovered him after completely forgetting he exists and something just snapped. Don't really care for Brad Dourif The Man but Brad Dourif The Actor in every film is cute and good.
>>335880His screaming and flailing through half the film is so fucking funny.
I rewatched Fatal Beauty and "KEVLAR, BITCH! hehe" is unforgettable kek.
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I’m not proud
No. 336030
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>go down rabbithole a few days ago
>see picrel
>ooohverynaice.jpg
>maybe there's a guy out there who isn't degenerate, dead, or on heroin that looks like this…
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>>336030>fast forward to today>go on troonytoons >see picrel>forget where I was>oogle face, upper arm muscle and hair>holyfuckthankyougod.jpg>see skirt and troon pose>realizationhits.jpg>don't know whether to puke or schlicksorry for doubleposting i have to get this off my chest. Going to bathe in cold bleach rn
No. 336121
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Disregard the following posts…
No. 336123
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I would get grossed out when nonnies would say things like “I wanna drink his sweat” but I get it now, lord I wanna lick this man
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Okay I’m done don’t yell at me
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>insert wildly inappropriate caption here >>336123YOU'RE SO RIGHT
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RIP
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>>335577>>335617hackman
nonnie, have you seen the scarecrow? the scenes of him flirting and the kiss when they are eating give me tummy feelings… he's so manly and cute, I have a thing for simple minde0d yet wholesome, big strong men that get into fights. also al pacino in his cute era is a bonus
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>>336033You and me both anon. This timeline is bullshit. I just want to look at men with makeup and slutty clothes without them being all uwu
>>336155You forgot the cobalt streak in his thick luxurious hair, the flirtatious peek of his toes, and the fact that he plays guitar instead of screaming at a vidya game screen for 16+ hours a day. Even though musicians and artsy males have a bad rep I would still prefer them to a stunted gamer boy any day.
>>336123>I would get grossed out when nonnies would say things like “I wanna drink his sweat” but I get it nowI want to play footsie with BradStew, sniff his hair like Joe Biden and then
scalp him and wear his hair over my own kek No. 336351
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>>336192Tagging me as Hackmananon when I'm clearly Royanon… you must be bonkers.
No. 336354
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oh , nonas ..
No. 336373
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Sorry I love him when he's extra weird and ugly, sorry I'm so sexy and funny and diseased
No. 336375
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>>336373i feel like a girl who tried to summon demons for fun at a sleepover rn, covered in blood staring at the pentagram she drew on the floor shocked that it actually worked. also RARE GRIMA PIC!!!
No. 336381
>>336375Not only did you draw out every other fangirl but you've also cursed me irrevocably thx
♥YEA girlies on Tumblr are quick with the new content.
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No. 336406
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>>335736Kim definitely put up with all Jimmy's chicanery for a good reason
>>336354I can see Walt being mostly totally vanilla except he'd have one or two unexpected and maybe unusual kinks
fisting No. 336410
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I need an evil country boy
I need an evil country boy
I need an evil country boy
I want to discover haunted pumpkins with him
No. 336491
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>>335537not sure about all that gobbledy-gook, but have you seen the size of his arms? makes me drool fr.
that clip of him grabbing letty and telling her to lick the straw off his chest is rent free in my head.
do you think I could get him to fly me out to Rhode Island?
No. 336499
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i find him annoying but i think he's hot, fuck's sake
No. 336515
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I love that he’s also a manlet, I love short men. The Peter Lorre thread pic is getting to me a little, I will never be able to get over his buggy eyes but the bottom half of his face is nice.
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in the video where he has a drone girlfriend
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just learned that he wore dior poison from listening to old stern episodes, which reminds me of serge gainsbourg wearing YSL opium. i love when a fat sleazy man wears fragrances typically associated with women
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I like him a lot more than I initially thought I did, maybe I didn’t want to embrace the cringe at first but I can’t stop thinking about him holy FUCK. I wish this socially stunted man child was obsessed with me, god I wanna rough him up, I wanna INTERFACE BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. We will never be unbearable autists together, feelsbadman.
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>>336573Never clicked on a front page post faster, hi anon. He is so thoroughly reprehensible but the cringe truly makes him free. I love it when he loses it and starts wailing and crying about having to point a gun at Cale, his emotional baseline is so fucked it's funny.
>I wanna rough him up
how far is too far because my ideas keep getting progressively worse every day No. 336586
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>>336582I kind of love the way he just latches onto her and immediately starts calling her his girlfriend, he’s such an attention starved little shit.
>vid you postedAh fuck, you just know he’d let you do absolutely anything and everything to him. And I would.
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>>336586Whoops I meant to post this one, mmmmmm
nice and bloody No. 336594
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>>336587Trying desperately not to sperg because you and I literally had the same pipeline of nonchalance to wild adoration with this guy and
yes top kek at him immediately referring to her as his girl. He's so horny and makes so many sex jokes and yet can't say "hey I wanna fuck you" urghh what a cute retard. Thank you for the gifs btw greater food has never existed
No. 336637
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Was listening to some soyjak scrote Jaws fans doing commentary on Youtube. One was a co-producer of some Jaws documentary, but the point is he got to chat with Roy Scheider (who played one of the main characters). Roy was dealing with multiple myeloma at the time, and the scrote said he'd mentioned that his mother was dealing with cancer, too. Then he said, "Roy told me, 'Send your mother my love, and save some of that love for yourself.'"
I have never envied a scrote more than I will that one in particular.
No. 336674
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No. 336685
File: 1687250692375.gif (2.93 MB, 540x300, oliver in oliver.gif)
>>336674him as Bill Sykes in "Oliver!" caught my attention, why is it always the awful ones…
No. 336773
>>336491I’m the anon you’re responding to kek
I agree I love how big and intimidating he is. I’ve been watching more of his livestreams lately and can’t stop glancing at his massive hands during them.
He’s a big guy for meI’ve also fantasized about meeting him irl too although I’d never actually do it. I even considered applying for season two of fishtank before I came to my senses and realized how hellish it would actually be to get on there.
No. 336833
File: 1687315460164.gif (4.48 MB, 500x278, ezgif-3-708478002a.gif)
Mister Rat Man
Bring Me A Rat
Make Him [redacted][redacted][redacted]
No. 336836
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>>336833you're not helping me get off of tumblr at all
No. 336837
File: 1687316257293.png (7.78 KB, 648x176, 1.png)
>>336836These girls are clearly going through the same kind of mental illness as us and it's great
he is so so so so cute in that film I've seen it three times already fml No. 336880
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Girls I am blessed, found him in ANOTHER role as a priest, from Moonlighting.
No. 336881
File: 1687356235742.gif (3.11 MB, 268x248, 39568277-4A02-47FE-AC8E-0B8E4A…)
Samefag I watched I, Desire, another wonderfully bad movie; the overplayed wildcat sound effects were hilarious. Not a lot of screen time but as always, simply wonderful.
Also watched Wild Blue Yonder, that one pretty meh for me, really slow alien documentary thing.
No. 336888
>>336828Kek I wonder that too. It’s interesting how long he’s committed to the bit of looking greasy and disgusting. In a recent stream he even said he didn’t want people to realize how attractive he actually is. You’d think it’s made him lose out on the pool of women that would’ve otherwise been interested in him, except when you think about it there’s at least three of us that still are into him in this thread alone KEK
I’ve also noticed that I have a lot of shared interests with him and agree with a lot of his opinions (which I know is a red flag to admit on here). He’s given advice before that a man shouldn’t expect to date a woman that completely aligns with him, so I’m not even sure if it would impress him if we had a lot in common. Tbh he’d probably just end up being rude to me since I’m not his perfect type or something lame.
I’d also love to create chaos for the sake of content on fishtank lolol. I fantasize about it too although I’m afraid of getting doxxed or getting treated like shit by the fans like how they treated slyvia and letty on the show
No. 336929
File: 1687383765285.gif (1.28 MB, 299x228, tumblr_offp1tOthX1tczux5o1_400…)
>>336847 >>336900dw, i know im not making one because that might actually be the the final push i need to send me spiralling away from the real world. none of you are safe from me.
No. 336936
File: 1687388037656.jpg (133.92 KB, 700x1086, tumblr_5f418fc2bf9d83884dbff70…)
i know you deleted the post nonny but i wanted to say that we might as well make one, also the death machine image you posted would make a great threadpic, idk i think you should decide because i have a feeling you have more saved than anyone else lol
No. 336947
File: 1687390155484.jpeg (45.21 KB, 555x681, FzA86-DWAAE7NHW.jpeg)
>>336936KEK sorry I got
shy I'm at work but can make one when I get home (unless someone else cares to). Would a description mentioning that we can talk about him as well as his various roles be okay? I wanna movie-sperg. Can I include a go-ahead for insane unhinged hornyposting?
>>336941>I don’t wanna feel like I need to hold back with the spergingRelatable. I still adore
>>335623 's idea but I'm biased. Also
>>333690 could be a funny threadpic. I'm honestly really excited guys I can't believe we're powerful enough to annoy people kekk.
No. 336948
File: 1687390537992.png (406.13 KB, 1259x1280, 72B09FC1-077B-4CF6-BEAC-7CAB41…)
>>336944Yes I want everyone’s input! That title is a little plain for me lol. I made this a few days ago when that first anon initially complained, possible thread pic?
>>336947NONNIE IM SO READY TO SPERG WITH YOU I’m even making Death Machine fan art we need our own thread lol I am losing it
No. 336950
>>336948this is amazing!!! and it's special because you made it, i would love it as a threadpic
>>336947yes that sounds like a great description, i never know what to put in those
No. 336952
>>336948That's a really cute pic
nonnie, great choice of roles kek, we can use that unless someone else has other suggestions? We can wait a few hours for other anons to chime in.
>making Death Machine fanartSHITTING AND SCREAMING can't wait to sperg unabashedly about Grima and Dante for ever and ever amen.
No. 336955
File: 1687394141167.jpeg (29.59 KB, 613x453, 161B72C0-2A88-41B6-B691-4B5A53…)
Okay I’m probably gonna fall asleep soon, can’t wait to possibly wake up to our own thread, nighty night you hot jelly babies
No. 336971
File: 1687400410228.jpeg (53.39 KB, 650x400, IMG_1667.jpeg)
Both of them from about a decade ago were so hot. I think James might be a bit of a mentally deranged sex pest but I like to pretend he’s normal
No. 336977
Idk if any Douriffags are awake or alive but since there was no dissent I'll assume it's okay to go with "Dourif Enjoyers Containment Thread - We're All Watching Death Machine Ed." and
>>336948 's threadpic?
>>336955I Love You
No. 336980
Dourif banishment zone
>>>/m/303907>>>/m/303907>>>/m/303907>>336979We all really do share the one single hyperactive braincell.
No. 336989
File: 1687410515873.jpg (Spoiler Image,48.18 KB, 800x600, 53 - BU2J0Pj.jpg)
sorry
No. 337046
File: 1687447571785.gif (9.84 MB, 540x810, please.gif)
i hate myself
No. 337066
File: 1687454936263.jpg (91.39 KB, 1280x720, DkACz7tW0AEQdYq.jpg)
Thank god (female) they're gone. Back to posting men you're actually ashamed to say you'd fuck.
No. 337089
File: 1687465252958.jpg (133.97 KB, 1200x1200, tu.jpg)
my dad used to be obsessed w/ seinfield and id watch it with him only cuz i had a huge crush on kramer
No. 337325
File: 1687552739216.jpeg (Spoiler Image,51.42 KB, 564x564, IMG_2626.jpeg)
No. 337391
File: 1687578228422.jpg (426.03 KB, 1435x813, thelordgiveth.jpg)
I love when I'm rewarded for my sleuthing.
No. 337404
>>337373Did you watch him as a kid too, nona? I thought he was so cool but also scary lol. tfw I learn he was hot the whole time
I was NOT expecting this interview to get me dripping wet- but the closeups when he's speaking- his lips look beautiful and sensual combined with his sexy voice and cute quiet kind of shy demeanor- turned me on more than porn lol
No. 337409
File: 1687594475286.jpg (136.23 KB, 1080x724, tumblr_44899fafe56a8ee63468f52…)
he got a little ugly due to the drugs but i still love him
No. 337410
File: 1687594644019.jpeg (47.39 KB, 770x773, e38c2a882ab4f2b234fda0909a3a15…)
>>337409He was divine young
No. 337476
File: 1687634989517.jpg (193.87 KB, 2048x1361, moot.jpg)
i need him
No. 337493
File: 1687642100669.jpg (120.76 KB, 1916x1063, 50199-odnazhdy-v-amerike-once-…)
Looking at photos of James Woods alone I wouldn't feel anything, but seeing him in movement, his beautiful eyes, and hearing his voice, especially in movies from the 80s is UGHHHHHHH… He was very magnetic in Once upon a time in America. Also love his role as Hades in Hercules, one of the best disney villains for sure. Pity he's a WHORE though. An 180 IQ whore… Now I'm watching this one Cronenberg's horror where James has a vagina in his stomach and ughhhhhhhhh
No. 337521
File: 1687664882124.jpeg (9.99 KB, 400x224, IMG_0180.jpeg)
God help me nonas I’ve been horny for this one actor in an otherwise non-descript UK cop show/slice of life drama (Heartbeat) for fuckin decades. I cannot explain why this man makes me so feral horny. Fuck I wanna climb him like a tree.
No. 337528
File: 1687666708453.gif (Spoiler Image,1.16 MB, 319x219, download.gif)
I've had a glass of wine so I am up to my bullshit again.
No. 337562
File: 1687690474974.jpeg (67.39 KB, 564x701, IMG_2629.jpeg)
No. 337564
File: 1687691354030.jpg (72.15 KB, 640x1136, EVaqGK5XQAILzyp.jpg)
No. 337897
File: 1687897897110.jpeg (247.93 KB, 1080x1440, IMG_1965.jpeg)
Matthew Lillard young or old. You know sex with him would be crazy
No. 337911
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No. 337912
File: 1687910252051.gif (8.17 MB, 540x448, tumblr_54946444342bc741c313ad8…)
this little faggot of Conan Gray shaking his hips in the never ending song mv…
No. 337917
File: 1687913549739.jpg (9.22 KB, 480x360, saganlol.jpg)
Wherever that Carl Sagan anon is, I started watching "Cosmos" today, and I just wanna say… I understand you now, anon. I totally get it. If outer space was personified, they'd be blushing constantly, just from the way he talks about it.
No. 338195
File: 1688056149921.jpeg (31.19 KB, 326x477, IMG_4298.jpeg)
i’m going through my old books and found “touching from a distance” about ian curtis. peter hook is quoted throughout, i used to have a mega crush on him
No. 338245
File: 1688070427481.jpg (39.63 KB, 563x558, 94a8cc9a6f453dee7724b54d3d04e3…)
might see him back on the grid this weekend. not looking forward to it
No. 338413
File: 1688179303091.jpg (452.43 KB, 1630x2048, landobuzzanca.jpg)
Found some Italian actor named Lando Buzzanca who looks like a cross between Robert De Niro and Bruce Campbell.
No. 338505
File: 1688245851204.jpeg (1.21 MB, 1124x1614, IMG_0756.jpeg)
Unconventional because of shameful reputation: I’m fully aware of how problematic Armie Hammer is and yet I still want to fuck his brains out
No. 338532
File: 1688270993948.jpg (206.17 KB, 900x1188, c26903de423eff75bc4f33f1a5d8d4…)
i want them both at the same time
josh homme is the only ginger i've ever wanted to fuck
No. 338640
File: 1688335129952.jpg (86.87 KB, 1500x1000, beau-is-afraid-review.jpg)
thought this movie was shit, but joaquin acting like a pathetic anxious virginal man really gets me going. i loved him in "joker" too, but only the parts where he's arthur and being sad and awkward. the way he acts makes me feral
No. 338827
File: 1688441276279.gif (9.65 KB, 640x360, fuckyou.gif)
I have to confess this somewhere because it weighs heavily on my soul. I hate this pretentious furry and his lazy videos so much, he really thinks he's some kind of authority on ARGs/analog horror/internet storytelling and he's so up his own ass. No idea what he looks like and frankly don't care, but god I am fucking livid that his smug ass has managed to cross the wires in my brain that make me want to utterly humiliate him. I want to let him think I'm one of his fangirls and as soon as he puts on that cringe deep dom daddy voice he's so proud of I want to grab his throat and choke him until he shuts the fuck up and mock him endlessly. There's so many embarrassing men who make horror content but I think it's the fact that NightMind goes out of his way to encourage people thirsting over his persona that makes me want to crush his ego between my thighs and make him beg for the scraps back without saying a word. Fuck me why can't I just fantasize about tempting Wendigoon away from the lord like a normal person
No. 338868
File: 1688461744958.jpg (372.6 KB, 1722x2592, latest-3294638123.jpg)
no one gets me and there are barely any sopranos fics too. life is bleak
No. 338896
File: 1688481641581.png (4.39 MB, 2000x1303, royjawsbig.png)
Happy Fourth of July! I'm gonna spend it watching my husbando do what he does best: letting kids get mauled by a shark and then blowing the shark up.
No. 338986
File: 1688525461098.png (1.42 MB, 1920x1080, Untitled-1.png)
Just wanna say there's something perfect about watching a movie that takes place during the Fourth of July, and at the end of the movie, the two main characters point out that it's Tuesday. I love it when shit like that happens.
No. 339072
>>335571Oh God,
nonny. This was me 5 years ago. I was OBSESSED with him.
No. 339100
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No. 339104
File: 1688612010425.jpg (35.52 KB, 585x390, SBCohen_GQ_04Sep12_pa_b_720x10…)
My confession is that i thought Borat was weirdly attractive along with all his other joke characters
No. 339105
>>339104No judgement here
nonnie. I hope you enjoyed the naked hotel fight scene in Borat
No. 339289
File: 1688764360278.jpeg (108.03 KB, 2048x1152, IMG_2979.jpeg)
>>331213Every time I post I get “why” or “what’s wrong with you”. I just like old guys…
No. 339418
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>>339303Love u too nona kek, glad im not the only one. There's just something about him that I can't stop thinking about. This movie was really dumb but he looked so fucking good after losing the beard, especially when he was all roughed up. I could fix him
No. 339551
File: 1688936273415.png (386.16 KB, 319x486, 45544545.PNG)
i don't care that his ass is like 71
No. 339556
File: 1688940011001.jpeg (43.64 KB, 400x533, FBE1CE7E-3A3D-4E5F-AFD9-144EC9…)
>cute
>extremely fucking funny
>had one accidental punk hit as a teenager and never got famous again
>unknown
>extremely funny and i’m obsessed with him
No. 339562
File: 1688941783578.jpeg (58.48 KB, 640x427, IMG_9832.jpeg)
Christopher Walken at any age would be amazing but somehow I kinda dig him more now that he’s 80. I can’t explain it but I would love to be physically or psychologically wrecked by this man.
No. 339589
>>339556Who is this, he's cute?
Why do some anons not give names on this thread? Is it a gatekeeping thing? It's annoying as fuck
No. 339621
File: 1688980539558.jpeg (41.99 KB, 379x512, E7FDFDEB-704F-4064-BEFA-A710B9…)
No. 339677
File: 1689014099817.jpg (138.66 KB, 744x1041, Johnnie.jpg)
>>339551I thought he was so cute in the 90s remake of Night of the Living Dead, shame he wasn't in it longer but obviously that's just the part. He looks good old, too
No. 339771
File: 1689062091590.png (6.23 MB, 2592x1991, IMG_5718.png)
>>339677He’s extremely cute to me no matter the age or role…. The shape of his face is very handsome and I like to draw him. I want to draw something of each of his characters!
No. 339870
File: 1689122284454.jpeg (506.43 KB, 1156x1828, 2E0E7C73-3112-458D-BDDC-4B95F7…)
No. 339874
File: 1689125780647.png (1.59 MB, 443x581, Screenshot_20230711-203655.png)
This guy who's by Chris.
No. 339880
File: 1689127488777.gif (2.07 MB, 250x159, tumblr_pbhrnuD8b51qahdmvo4_250…)
My horror husband. Is he considered unconventional? I love his priestly face and tender eyes. I wish he had more roles in which he wore glasses, I imagine him taking them off slowly, and coming closer to scrutinise me better
No. 339958
File: 1689186565411.jpg (46.82 KB, 564x892, 6b47e72489b4e4bf12b46579455b96…)
No. 340173
File: 1689318488930.jpeg (156.18 KB, 772x944, 2D3C36FD-78A7-447F-9273-9B5DB7…)
No. 340336
File: 1689426622590.jpg (341.17 KB, 1000x2126, jeff mangum.jpg)
He's so cute, even as a boomer now he is so cute.
No. 340347
File: 1689429091021.gif (9.38 MB, 631x412, 4b288e7bee9540ff29fee7bba9997c…)
>>339551>>339677>>339771fuck yes. he's so good. i first gained a crush on him from fucking choptop of all roles. charisma through the roof.
No. 340366
File: 1689437552965.gif (2.9 MB, 480x270, 1JHn.gif)
>>340347I got into him from TCM as well. He looked like Ed Neal but way hotter. Ed's only attractive to me as the hitchhiker.
No. 340421
File: 1689465549100.jpg (61.65 KB, 500x703, 2a2e98d0e62b037ab4a79d954100e1…)
I want him to unleash all his weird fleshy gorey sadistic fantasies on me.
No. 340439
File: 1689479071401.jpg (113.09 KB, 683x1024, 0528f5c3e77fa7f33756538017c985…)
i find john dwyer so fucking hot
No. 340442
File: 1689481795746.png (430.08 KB, 834x578, Screenshot 2023-07-15 232925.p…)
the boy in the video "Tongue Tied" by Grouplove! he is so gawky and cute and I love the song. so nostalgic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x1wjGKHjBI No. 340463
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Lord forgive me
No. 340537
>>340508Anon he’s posted here because he’s a
major creep with a history of flirting with underaged girls.
No. 340560
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I've known him as Obi-wan since I was a kid and then saw him in 4 different films but only after seeing him starved, dirty, sweaty and at the verge of death in the Bridge on the river Kwai I started having some fucked up sado-maso thoughts with him. My tastes became normal over time and I've been only attracted to handsome young guys for a while, but sometimes shit like this happens… He always sounded so dignified and classy and I can't stop wondering how he sounded during sex, and at the same time I feel like I'm committing a crime kek there's an AI with his voice and I'm thinking about using it for malicious acts
No. 340575
File: 1689561335763.jpg (Spoiler Image,56.62 KB, 800x600, 63 - UuYjH3q.jpg)
Hello it's me again with another glass of wine. I will bully him until he cries.
No. 340581
File: 1689564229305.gif (3 MB, 540x422, brodylook1.gif)
It's my birthday today and I received a copy of my dude's biography. I'm over the moon.
No. 340710
File: 1689650028167.png (44.88 KB, 233x428, I CAN FIX HIM.png)
i wish my husbando, Smithers, was real.
No. 340733
File: 1689678214576.jpeg (1.11 MB, 1125x1630, 98527BC0-EDAF-4C02-AD2B-B82D27…)
Domhnall Gleeson. I don't know if he fits in the attractive men thread because he's sorta awkward, so I guess it goes here. Also I wish I could have an android Dom to fuck me everyday just like in that episode from Black Mirror.
No. 340750
File: 1689694700966.jpg (370.05 KB, 1500x1500, DOwJk8KUIAEUKP2.jpg_large.jpg)
>>340575More recent picture
No. 340859
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He was so handsome as young Vito
No. 340904
File: 1689793511965.jpeg (5.4 MB, 6819x3829, B62EECC2-3D8E-4A42-A3BB-747173…)
i could fix him
No. 340913
File: 1689799082203.jpg (932.56 KB, 1081x1600, Noam Chomsky.jpg)
No. 341027
File: 1689859740581.jpeg (1 MB, 1170x1993, IMG_0811.jpeg)
NONNIES NOOOOO
No. 341043
File: 1689865607869.jpeg (26.22 KB, 500x700, IMG_3060.jpeg)
Does birth control really make you more attracted to feminine men? Why am I so attracted to this?
No. 341047
File: 1689866816303.jpeg (135.09 KB, 1024x1366, image0.jpeg)
>>341027I have to laugh, not at the expense of nonnys devastation, just knowing it's inevitable. Give a normal man fame and he will be a degenerate scrote.
No. 341073
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>>340733YES I never wanted to post him because he’s a ginger male and people don’t seem to like him but I think he’s cute. I watched the black mirror episode and that shitty peter rabbit movie just for him.
No. 341075
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No. 341234
File: 1689966187837.jpg (29.49 KB, 713x480, Carrey1_2500kbps_852x480_13521…)
>>341047He is so bloody cute, cutest smile ever in Hollywood
No. 341237
File: 1689970164854.jpeg (466.5 KB, 1279x853, IMG_7671.jpeg)
>>341234If there was a way to save time in a bottle, if it was possible to mend the continuum, I would try and convince him to be a better man. All that pain could've been something beautiful, if he just hadn't chosen to hurt. But as it stands, he's riddled, his dick is a worse health hazard then COVID and he's remorseless.
Throwing away your face for drugs, your opportunities for a hard cope hobby you suck ass at, your prowess for arrogance. Jim, your paintings are awful and your art is ugly!
Imagine throwing everything away you worked so hard for in the first place.
I'm sad.
No. 341255
File: 1689982238515.jpg (399.56 KB, 1000x800, genewonka.jpg)
No Timothée twink version for me, I had a strong obsession with this man playing this character specifically when I was a kid, much to the torment of my parents. I wanted him so bad. The release of this new Wonka movie trailer reminded me of this very old obsession of mine completely forgotten thanks to time and it's all I can think about ever since I rewatched the movie last week… I'll be taking some mushrooms and rewatching the interesting parts of this movie once again soon lol
No. 341288
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>>341238"Video not available"
BTW nona, if it helps you feel any better, I dont think it was ever 100% confirmed in like court or whatever that he gave that girl those diseases so I just like to keep on believing that. :)
>>341255This was the other way around for me, one of my whole family's favorite movies that we watched- and quoted lol- all the time, and while I didnt fancy Gene Wonka, my mom is a Deppfag and when his came out I could kind of see the appeal- Honestly I can see the appeal of both but I like bubbly eccentric guys more lol
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>>341288I do believe he gave them to her, and abused other gf's, nothing was proven nor disproven, he paid the family so it wouldn't go to trial. She was dead. That's fucked up enough for me. Jenny McCarthy, much as I don't like her, alluded to him being
abusive, other women too. He abandoned his daughter, first wife, and stepson with Jenny. As someone who wants to work in the industry I can't stand How he treated makeup artist Kazuhiro Tsuji on the set of the Grinch among other stuff. Other things I don't want to talk about. Like how he loves the internet.
The vid is a song by an artist named Charlotte Cardin that's titled after his name. It's a great tune
When it says "goodbye my worthless ego, without you I'm finally free though" I try to think of it as gradually leeching him out of my system, but if I pull the needle out too rapidly, it'll kill me. the sharp is still lodged in my arm. then the whole "Jim will you marry me" line is my old self groveling in submission and fantasy. unlike the songwriter, i no longer like him, I regret it
Before I knew too much, he truly was remarkable, I wish I kept my whimsy. Like he truly was beautiful to me, I wish I could find a man who looked like him (preferably 40s ish) and treated me well. Darkness, cynicism, trouble, I just didn't get the vibe saw twenty something women as disposable, which is the vibe I get now. wanted to fantasize or have a sad conversation or an encounter or an affair with someone who'd ruin my life. Who'd never see me as a human worthy of interaction, or attraction. Just worthless, objectified ugly trash wrapped in a warm body. Whoop dee doo.
if eternal sunshine memory erasure were real and worked, I'd take forgetting over the contradiction my body and mind experiences looking at him. I was raised by narcs, and my dad abandoned me for a bit when I was younger. I've been scared of men, I've been suicidal, and everything just got unburied by association. My recovery is gone. guess it's projection but someone like that reminds me too much of my own trauma. God I'm an idiot who ignored all the warning signs, just don't want others who are vulnerable to end up heartbroken too
No. 341333
File: 1690036793462.jpg (32.01 KB, 400x422, Sir_Chris.jpg)
>>339880>>339934Based Cushing enjoyers. Always had a soft spot for him from a young age, even though Lee was my first IRL crush.
>>340560>He always sounded so dignified and classy and I can't stop wondering how he sounded during sex, and at the same time I feel like I'm committing a crime kekI get it nona. I could never think of Lee in that way for some reason, it felt wrong because he seemed too regal kek. Fortunately I discovered other males I could think about doing depraved stuff to.
No. 341335
File: 1690038079263.png (354.17 KB, 951x788, rozz_xtian death.png)
>>341043>Does birth control really make you more attracted to feminine men?Nah, that's scrote propaganda. Never taken BC in my life and I'm nearing the age where women are supposed to stop liking twinks, and picrel is what I've been fantasizing about for the past year or so. I don't give a shit, he looked sexy as hell and I wish more men in this day and age had the balls to do this without being an enby or full-on trooning
No. 341347
File: 1690045071412.jpg (142.6 KB, 1019x1280, 0.jpg)
I hate him but he is so my type just on the basis of looks
No. 341366
File: 1690053179759.gif (7.55 MB, 320x234, rozz.gif)
>>341339I guess I've always been attracted to feminine or "campy" men too but I grew up in a conservative family and I kept it secret so they wouldn't mock me. Due to this there was even a brief period where I thought I was bi, but I've never felt attracted to women. Now I've got the Rozz fever and it's outta control
i know he's controversial No. 341386
File: 1690065022886.jpg (135.86 KB, 1024x1024, jeremy-allen-white.jpg)
>>341295He's got eyelids like Serge Gainsbourg and looks perpetually on the verge of sneezing. There might be a superficial resemblance but Gene's demeanor of perfect sweetness can't be replicated.
No. 341392
File: 1690067106805.jpg (59.8 KB, 600x467, 5801506.jpg)
>>341333Yeah I had the same thing with Lee, even though I had a crush on him when I was a teen and I discovered he played count Dracula! I was just thinking about him biting me instead kek
I broke my programming when it comes to Guinness though. I find it so hot when he plays obsessed characters, non-erotic fixation driving characters mad is hot. So yeah I want that version of him that was mad, starved, dirty from mud and probably sexless for like 10 years in the military, and I want to slap him with a copy of Geneva conventions
No. 341408
File: 1690078783277.jpeg (456.95 KB, 828x818, IMG_5441.jpeg)
Morningstar
No. 341413
File: 1690080650134.jpg (183.88 KB, 720x456, ww.jpg)
i hate myself and i'm sorry
No. 341507
File: 1690140619507.jpg (34.23 KB, 640x360, genewonka5.jpg)
>>341288Ironically look wise and even some aspects of his personality, I think Depp's would be closer to what I tend to typically like, but my heart belongs to Gene's version. lol
>>341294>I'd ride him right there, honestlyLol… Same nona, same… This photo of his is my favourite.
>>341295I think at least superficially they do look a like, but I have never watched anything with him to really have an opinion about it.
>>341292I'm pleasantly surprised that other anons share my taste here!
No. 341554
File: 1690158083590.jpg (122.95 KB, 1920x806, c3aca7f77ab09b824d9f7e7af19329…)
I'm forced to post him on this thread to avoid getting skinned alive
No. 341556
>>341408kek, I follow him too. Definitely thought he was a tif at first, but he seems legit?
>>341554unpopular opinion maybe but I almost find him hotter now that he's looking more gaunt and aged? He was always really pretty when he was young though.
No. 341557
>>341556modern cillian is also hot I agree
yes I like my men fresh out of the morgue looking like death warmed over
No. 341558
File: 1690159264284.jpg (73.91 KB, 640x756, ugrfdwdgmfg81.jpg)
>>341556I prefer him in his younger years but he's not so horrifying now as some anons are saying. He's just never been the most photogenic guy, which is common among people who look good in a strange alien way.
No. 341565
File: 1690161922984.jpg (89.7 KB, 749x1125, ac095bcd18aa4404ec85fbff46be4b…)
Abed was hot and I'm tired of pretending he wasn't.
No. 341569
File: 1690166012592.jpg (689.74 KB, 2048x1638, genewilderlying.jpg)
>>341549>>341507You're goddamn right.
No. 341570
>>341569Wow well fuck me
>>341255 already posted that EXACT image.
No. 341730
File: 1690224054552.jpg (47.68 KB, 459x1024, 60ac4696574dfe906c8287ebfc4dd5…)
>>341554I can't understand on what world nonas would say he's
unconventionally attractive, at least where I'm from he's very popular with women because of Peaky Blinders. But I get your attempt at avoiding conflict tbh I have seen way too much infighting in my life LOL
I liked him as… Dr Crane. hah He's a bit odd I guess, in a nice way, but he has many traditional beauty features like a chiseled chin, well proportionate but unique model like face.
>>341569>>341549>>341570>>341607I'm the OP of the Gene post and well, this photo is something isn't it? Always good to see it again. <3
(<3) No. 341747
File: 1690227104012.jpg (102.78 KB, 1422x800, EW2ZOrgWkAMD0TT.jpg_large.jpg)
>>341730You get it anon. Not to sound weird but his face has very nice structure. And yes, he looked so handsome as Dr. Crane! I like how careful he is with accepting roles too. He's always playing complex characters.
No. 341753
File: 1690228922126.jpg (26.89 KB, 564x518, Tumblr_l_10368329801322.jpg)
>>341747NTA but goodness he looks so beautiful and perfect in that role. I don't care much for capeshit but glasses are my Achilles heel
No. 341760
File: 1690230762964.jpg (206.22 KB, 1086x1600, Peter-Dinklage-publicity-shot-…)
Same fag but I honestly think peter dinklage is one of the most handsome men on earth. I had such a massive crush on him when I first saw him on 30 rock and it just compounded during got
No. 341768
>>341762Are you a Zoomer
nonnie?
Batman Begins and The Dark Knight
No. 341814
File: 1690268706643.gif (9.52 MB, 540x430, IMG_3865.gif)
>>341783I find it ugly and tryhard. They look like wannabe Sephiroth cosplayers. That could just be me though. I like trashy, ratty looking dudes or old men.
No. 341969
File: 1690344660348.gif (3.28 MB, 480x275, sike.gif)
>>341392>I was just thinking about him biting me instead kekI loved it when it seemed like he would kiss his
victims and then he'd bite them. It was very hot, and I'm not a huge vampire fan. I developed my crush on him around age 10 when I saw him in that Disney witch mountain movie which I still kind of find embarrassing because he was in his fifties in that movie. Never been attracted to 50+ year old guys before or since (with the exception of Cushing).
>non-erotic fixation driving characters mad is hotYeah, that's probably the root of my mad scientist fetish.
>I want to slap him with a copy of Geneva conventionsPlease keep us updated on
the AI situation. After seeing Cushing reanimated in Rogue One, I'm both horrified and intrigued to see where all this goes No. 342074
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No. 342126
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>>341730>>341768if you’re mentioning nolan, give a shout to david dastmalchian too, he was in the dark knight and oppenheimer
No. 342167
File: 1690466776384.jpg (33.59 KB, 564x701, 09995a99138a937c05745389e58940…)
absolutely despise the guy
No. 342171
>>342136No need to be embarrassed
nonny, he is that hot
No. 342230
File: 1690498056082.jpeg (837.91 KB, 1920x1080, IMG_7001.jpeg)
No. 342243
File: 1690507000347.png (686.43 KB, 1024x683, DO-REVENGE_UNIT_024_01154r-102…)
>>341075his sociopath character in do revenge is so hot and his euphoria character is a major cutie
No. 342252
File: 1690511015056.jpeg (201.04 KB, 1874x1475, 4A552005-872C-48C1-9A6E-31E22E…)
I love my cutie who never hit puberty
No. 342332
File: 1690556250746.jpg (44.54 KB, 720x720, every day i wake up and still …)
i discovered 2 out of my top 5 all time celeb crushes thanks to lolcow btw, thanks guys (pic unrelated, dont ban me)
No. 342358
File: 1690573846679.gif (484.37 KB, 461x330, eyesssss.gif)
>>342048Exactly nonna! Not any of the previous Cillianons but after watching Oppenheimer my long-dormant crush has been reignited.
Utterly jealous of his wife for bagging him at his peak tbh
No. 342442
File: 1690591867668.jpeg (111.7 KB, 366x411, 16E91930-B2C1-4E9C-8E8D-11E5C3…)
i just KNOW its big
No. 342446
File: 1690595481970.jpg (124.33 KB, 333x500, John-Maus-Tillmans.jpg)
John Maus and his voice
No. 342531
>>342171kek ikr but still I would never admit I got into the fandom for the purpose of writing Crane x reader fanfic
>>342358damn is that from Oppenheimer? Based on recent pictures I thought he'd started to look too old but now I might have to go watch that in the theater.
No. 342554
File: 1690663023466.jpg (1.18 MB, 1400x2099, 95267-0.jpg)
Goofy ass mf
No. 342593
File: 1690694051809.jpg (318.99 KB, 1571x1571, us-rapper-asap-rocky.jpg)
Atrocious personality but he's so handsome…
No. 342594
>>>/ot/1648308I really hope
>>>/ot/1648070 wasn't with us during that time.
No. 342625
File: 1690721277420.gif (2.43 MB, 498x256, cillian-murphy-jonathan-crane.…)
>>342531Anon sadly that is not from Oppenheimer it is from "On the Edge" which is from 2001 - just to illustrate how insane he looked at his peak.
Imagine being so pretty that the director not only casts you as the villain but keeps coming up with excuses to take off your glasses.
No. 343160
File: 1691116487605.jpg (32.79 KB, 474x474, e095832c0e549f5dc2c095cdcc4337…)
No. 343162
File: 1691116552745.jpg (109.06 KB, 739x1024, actor-paul-reubens-poses-for-a…)
No. 343163
File: 1691116617719.jpg (55.17 KB, 399x600, b93fff88582f19f108b8f9d2a13ed7…)
>but only in the early 80s
No. 343193
File: 1691151847885.jpeg (411.64 KB, 828x542, 7F76AC8A-57DF-4950-8BBE-5DD570…)
idk if josh o connor counts but i want him
No. 343196
File: 1691153616469.jpeg (255.61 KB, 1024x1024, IMG_2978.jpeg)
Posting him here as I remember he got posted a lot in the early unconventional subs. Although I personally, kinda, don’t think he belongs here. He is so cute!!!
No. 343197
File: 1691153702050.gif (2.59 MB, 400x500, 253792445627381.gif)
>>331363>>333419Hehe taste. At least his constant winning/growing in his looks makes it so you don't get clowned as much as before for liking him.
No. 343198
File: 1691154522656.jpeg (95.06 KB, 736x516, F0E289EC-C9A3-448E-ADBF-B9466A…)
I would love me a big eyed man
No. 343261
File: 1691202591611.gif (9.74 MB, 600x457, Tumblr_l_567009358256775.gif)
>>343197He's getting more handsome with time, he looked so strange when he 1st started out in F1 kek he was just a kid though, it makes sense he grew into his features
No. 343421
File: 1691325503206.jpg (27.82 KB, 500x345, e4f9aeac0752780eba782a3de2699f…)
on the topic of formula one drivers: daniel bruhl as niki lauda does things to me
i guess it's the accent
No. 343455
File: 1691335438884.jpg (26.61 KB, 480x272, de499e4c7d9870209a832649175a78…)
No. 343496
File: 1691345936764.jpg (309.19 KB, 1280x915, Tumblr_l_568051413049607.jpg)
>>343422It always makes me chuckle when people try to paint him as a horrible person because of how he is on the track while he's out there with Penelope and his cats having tea parties kek he's really sweet with her, and yeah, surprising considering how emotionally retarded men with
abusive fathers are.
No. 343510
File: 1691350067334.jpg (51.88 KB, 564x838, 9b24ffd1d4ffabffe27f030473480c…)
tattoos are a huge dealbreaker to me and yet…
No. 343545
File: 1691365423409.jpg (7.29 KB, 275x183, 1691327150662.jpg)
Posted this in the wrong thread I guess kek
No. 343551
File: 1691366729949.jpg (80.19 KB, 770x835, 261371028_646727446356941_3585…)
>>343545>>343550Raisinfuckers unite
No. 343554
File: 1691366992389.jpg (51.12 KB, 644x399, bby.jpg)
I need him to rail me
No. 343580
File: 1691379219625.jpg (50.83 KB, 564x835, b78295d9117f78a0e393fbd42680ba…)
my most shameful one… i like him way more when hes young but i still cant help but find him hot even now
>>343545ive never seen this movie but rami malek is fuckable in everything he does
No. 343586
File: 1691387533424.jpeg (61.02 KB, 959x537, A50E932F-8A74-4101-AA0E-B0026E…)
I'm legit embarrassed of how much this psycho turns me on (posting here cuz I'm afraid of getting bullied on the other thread like the Rami anon kek)
No. 343588
File: 1691388571182.jpeg (114.04 KB, 1280x720, elliot.jpeg)
>>343545Noo, did they boo you for this in the other thread? Rami is the only man I've ever found pleasant to look at. I think he looks nice in this role. The sleek monochrome outfits and collectedness worked really well on him and the scarring just made him look more charming in my opinion. I also really liked him in Mr. Robot. I think he pulls off the intelligent, tortured, vengeful sad guy role really well just in general kek
No. 343620
File: 1691413828914.jpeg (394.3 KB, 1152x887, 44A3C7EF-4584-4CF6-BC4B-F90451…)
He’s so silly here
No. 343623
File: 1691414495410.jpeg (647.11 KB, 793x1046, ACDAC572-5A26-4C5A-B8CE-9BA45B…)
Forgot to attach picrel
No. 343624
File: 1691414731058.gif (513.92 KB, 480x270, 3AD02093-4C63-4473-8363-2DCA34…)
>>343592the character is a violent psychopath and the actor is known for being weirdly similar to him, so I invoke the "creepy/weird or shameful for their reputation" clause. get fucked.
>>343608I love how he tries to overcompensate by smiling but ends up broadcasting his instability instead, psycho literally cannot help himself
>Would give him some milkHomelander's mommy issues are literally the reason I started watching the show kek
No. 343666
File: 1691440138279.jpg (31.85 KB, 580x330, Q2YSNNEAY5EVHPLCFI4NU4FQQA.jpg)
>>343624KEK exactly anon. He just needs someone to care for him. Best character on the show for me, by a longshot, upping the intensity of every scene he's in. It's a wonder how his actor can nail being funny and entertaining, in control and going absolutely batshit. Picrel is us snapping photos.
No. 343683
File: 1691448725641.jpg (227.09 KB, 2340x1080, Screenshot_2023-08-08-01-52-53…)
They're turning honter into a budget friendly cobain as he approaches twink death and I'm not complaining
No. 343698
File: 1691454044217.png (2.13 MB, 1920x1080, Screenshot (192).png)
Tonight, every single one of you better be watching Sorcerer
No. 343702
File: 1691456537329.jpg (104 KB, 640x782, 19idq2z804m61(1).jpg)
No. 343703
File: 1691456616377.jpg (243.43 KB, 1080x1113, IMG_20230807_235624.jpg)
Looks like a modern Joe dallesandro.
No. 343776
File: 1691496666117.jpg (55.65 KB, 384x462, swearimnotafurry.jpg)
Grew up watching that monty python wind in the willows movie and fell hard for one of the weasels…
No. 343777
File: 1691496776742.png (357.8 KB, 1024x576, keith-leecastle.png)
>>343776…only to then fall for the same actor years later playing Dracula on a kids show
No. 343904
File: 1691589374786.jpeg (1.36 MB, 1410x1060, 20493790-0D30-4252-A244-AB3CB9…)
Nonnas, why does it always happen to the young and beautiful ones?
No. 343986
File: 1691656749277.jpg (127.86 KB, 961x1200, Ho!.jpg)
P-Paulie?
No. 344018
File: 1691681437780.jpg (132.28 KB, 640x958, osamudazai.jpg)
he has a sort of exhausted/sad look in his eyes. i like it.
No. 344137
File: 1691736803311.jpg (28.2 KB, 546x480, hon.JPG)
He should have stopped at the genderqueer phase
No. 344141
>>344140It fucking is, holy shit is this a recent photo because I thought hrt was supposed to
actually do something.
No. 344145
File: 1691740787681.jpg (46.64 KB, 789x476, hon2.JPG)
>>344141No it's from a 2017 video he took down called Alpha Males
https://www.bitchute.com/video/DviYl31f2YpY/ No. 344167
File: 1691764880431.jpg (18.31 KB, 380x303, fbb9a7a02d471599730c57033c48cd…)
>>341255>I'll be taking some mushrooms and rewatching the interesting parts of this movie once again soon lolI did it twice since this post now I'm crazier than ever (don't worry I have been in this path for years now… just silly)
Here's another contribution to the thread - Both of them from the Jaws movie, something else I was also obsessed with as a kid.
No. 344169
File: 1691765684660.gif (9.1 MB, 540x473, pacinos.gif)
Still thinking of him
No. 344378
File: 1691923300177.png (712.98 KB, 844x471, scott.PNG)
i wish he was on my countertop
No. 344390
File: 1691936785870.jpg (41 KB, 1200x600, danny-devito-penguin-feature.j…)
I genuinely fantasize about De Vito Penguin taking me.
No. 344444
File: 1691963108391.gif (2.76 MB, 480x360, ezgif-com-gif-maker.gif)
Kek. He looks so sexy in the lifeguard outfit damn.
No. 344450
File: 1691967163275.gif (7.95 MB, 540x304, tsoi.gif)
Viktor Tsoi was so fucking hot
No. 344457
>>344390You have a darkness in your heart that surpasses anything I've seen here
>>344450Kek he isnt
that unconventional
No. 344458
File: 1691972397145.gif (1.41 MB, 470x690, 8490c0cb556de5f7bf48df70c8ee09…)
No. 344566
File: 1692035369993.jpg (115.71 KB, 1214x796, lpsb.jpg)
I need him to penetrate my esophagus
No. 344686
File: 1692085725317.png (181.72 KB, 400x400, 0E8A11D4-DA66-4F46-9E8C-F63473…)
Some men are ugly in a beast way
monsterfuckers rise up
No. 344687
File: 1692085827219.jpeg (33.18 KB, 400x500, 3715B50F-0998-4DA4-8587-26E97F…)
I know I’m not the only one anons
No. 344688
File: 1692085892935.jpeg (1.21 MB, 1609x2048, 0C361BBB-1492-4415-9B7D-1DBDCD…)
I’D MARRY LURCH
No. 344689
File: 1692085959960.jpeg (84.85 KB, 812x960, 1F4B58B5-EDC6-4740-8EDD-37D6EB…)
Ted Cassidy more like Tiddy Cassidy daym I wanna motorboat those tig ol barrels
No. 344823
File: 1692142617552.png (1.26 MB, 1136x852, image (3).png)
The weird anti-aging CEO guy
No. 344931
File: 1692197842158.png (277.4 KB, 613x399, Screenshot 2023-08-16 155955.p…)
This is a weird one but I liked Sean Lock a lot, he's got this energy that gets me going
No. 345061
File: 1692265708666.jpeg (31.66 KB, 381x500, 724FAC7B-29F9-48C3-AAE3-BA7720…)
Bill Hader is Edward Furlong if he aged well
No. 345063
File: 1692265878633.jpeg (26.51 KB, 600x400, C1E5519C-C79D-48C8-9694-C17E8F…)
Crazy eyes
No. 345064
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No. 345080
>>345062>>345064>>345061i feel viscerally disgusted whenever i see this man because i once followed this person that was psychosexually obsessed with him and once posted about wanting to
eat the plaque off of his teeth and from that point on anytime i see him i instantly think of that comment and feel like hurling
No. 345088
File: 1692278544296.jpg (163.31 KB, 1024x1024, by Nicki Ledermann - set of In…)
I like photos/videos that feel like you took them yourself.
No. 345154
File: 1692311187000.jpeg (455.78 KB, 1170x740, IMG_3085.jpeg)
No. 345167
File: 1692314648543.gif (Spoiler Image,9.87 MB, 540x432, El Hormiguero 3.0.gif)
>>345151tis tiresome.
Oscar butt.
No. 345177
File: 1692317299326.jpeg (86.46 KB, 738x728, IMG_0150.jpeg)
>>341565Absolutely agree, he’s adorable and sexy at the same time. I wish real life aspie men were like him kek
No. 345188
File: 1692326739979.gif (811.32 KB, 340x205, Danny Pudi.gif)
>>341565>>345177he got to me in Mythic Quest but I didn't like him when I/he was younger… he's aging great, I have to say.
No. 345845
File: 1692662034671.jpg (78.76 KB, 978x550, f6ac2fb1b2664af49b18948605ba1b…)
thats a weird one i think
No. 345925
File: 1692719850173.jpg (72.02 KB, 640x866, i-have-a-massive-crush-on-bill…)
I love him. He was so adorable in Casper and While You Were Sleeping. I just wanna hug and kiss him
No. 346040
File: 1692795347162.gif (1.25 MB, 498x286, tmp.gif)
I’m baaaack. I should never have based the male lead in my novel on him it’s making me a horny mess. I don’t like other old dudes!!! It’s JUST HIM.
No. 346221
File: 1692915559148.jpg (18.72 KB, 236x469, c8f89127af232fdb135fbe666e3e88…)
nonnas hear me out
No. 346258
File: 1692955460933.jpeg (7.68 KB, 225x225, images.jpeg)
>>346256imo that's why I think Chalamet getting cast as him in the biopic is a good fit - both got elvish qualities to them
No. 346317
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No. 346453
File: 1693083338330.jpg (123.91 KB, 1920x1080, p09cs9pl.jpg)
such a nigel
No. 346458
File: 1693085641517.jpg (182.45 KB, 933x933, tumblr_ab993957391b4d0f91f46ee…)
I think he's hot irl anyway but his character in Bones and All has to be one of the hottest he's played tbh.
It's probably because of the scene where he kills sully
No. 346463
File: 1693093836484.gif (4.36 MB, 540x350, IMG_2583.gif)
>>346458Being attracted to Timotheé Chalamet is not something I fully accept about myself yet, but him being incredibly hot in this scene is something I have to recognize.
No. 346488
File: 1693106952641.jpg (2.5 MB, 1978x2560, Laterals_Alex_Look-6-9-scaled.…)
Nonas I have a real problem. I don't even know what it is I like about his ugly(ish) face but he awakens something innate in me I can't place. Also I loved seeing him covered in blood in Hereditary
No. 346495
File: 1693114077520.jpg (151.84 KB, 1231x693, 09953f08c72067b4ba848938b02486…)
day 3324324243 of loving bill moseley
No. 346511
File: 1693128649884.gif (8.34 MB, 540x540, mothee.gif)
>>346464>>346463Oh nonna, you would not believe the amount of friends (both online and irl) tell me that cannot see why people find Timothee attractive just to watch a film with him in it, then message me and say "I get it now"
And hard agree about the gifs you posted, I got incredibly strong feelings when I saw that scene in the cinema for the first time. He really does have an incredible profile and I'm so happy so many directors realise that too.
No. 346583
File: 1693165841395.png (2.68 MB, 962x1455, Screenshot_2023-08-27-21-48-45…)
he looked extra good this weekend nonnies
No. 346600
File: 1693171911146.gif (13.82 MB, 540x373, nibble.gif)
>>346588to each their own nonna! It just so happens my type is sickly, victorian heirs with pretty faces - so I cashed out pretty nicely.
I'd be posting him over in the conventional thread if I knew I wouldn't be attacked within about 5 seconds. But his character in Bones and All fits nicely here as he is a
murdering cannibal No. 346602
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>>346583little meow meow or something
No. 346603
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>>346602him celebrating the 9 wins the same way as Seb did in 2013 has me all fucked up, he's such a sweet guy for someone who constantly gets accused of being an asshole who doesn't care about anything
No. 346605
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>>346603I honestly think the general opinion is changing on him. It may be because he's not having to fight elbows deep for podiums like he had to years ago, or familiarity, or an honest attempt by the media to show his softer sides. More cute content for me so we cheer!!
No. 346620
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>>346605You think? I'm not sure I agree too much, I feel like he's still pretty disliked by a big part of the fans, wether it is because they're checo fans who hate him because he is clearly the #1 driver, by Lewis fans still salty about Abu Dhabi, or by those who hate him because he's dominating the sport, idk but I still see sooo many people hate on him for breathing kek
My guess is that he'll get the Vettel Treatment and people will realise he isn't actually a monster once he stops winning, then we'll see the general opinion change
No. 346647
File: 1693213217716.gif (4.37 MB, 268x400, sluttyboy.gif)
>>346623it's because Timothee knows he is Timothee and can get away with it. Like I'm not delusional I know he's also a fuckboy. Whereas your garden variety 4/10 scrote thinks that if they just grow their hair out they'll look like him and get delusions of grandeur - not realising that the reason Timothee can pull it off is because he has an insanely angular face.
No. 346744
File: 1693285351400.webm (1.85 MB, 720x1280, 2023 Valorant Champions.webm)
Gross loser that I would stalk irl and online after we made eye contact for five seconds while passing by each other
No. 346753
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jewish left-leaning men are my kryptonite
No. 346810
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Came back to JDM post again bc I’m trash. I wish they could clone him so I could have one where is the ultra realistic android company when u need it sigh (pls no bully I’m just bein silly kek) also I just know in my heart his dick is huge he has absolutely massive dick energy. He does actual WORK on his farm he’s not just some rich poser why is that so hot?? UGH
No. 346813
File: 1693334736109.gif (1.81 MB, 500x214, IMG_0445.gif)
>>346810And one more bc I’m just. I’m so thirsty. I’m parched. I wish there were old dudes this hot near me but no there are only ugly ones. He is pretty much the only one that exists.
No. 346824
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>>345925he was also dark and sexy in lost highway
No. 346850
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>>345154He did so well as Pennywise I’m excited to see him play Nosferatu.
No. 346920
>>346511I used to enjoy looking at him like almost every other person in the planet but I'm a Gene Wilder fag and after the Wonka trailer I can barely read his name without flinching because I thought he looked so bad in it, like the performance is just… just not feeling it. Not visually, it's the acting and feel. I can't lmao
He's got a real good facial structure though he's got many years of fame ahead of him as long as he keeps it.
No. 346981
File: 1693484141220.gif (1.71 MB, 500x281, IMG_0321.gif)
>>346927It’ll be okay, nonnietta. I’m wasn’t mad at you, just concerned.
No. 347057
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Laurence Olivier as Richard III
No. 347226
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I want to fuck them both. GOD DAMN IT
No. 347310
File: 1693777256985.jpeg (406.01 KB, 2152x1152, IMG_0447.jpeg)
I’d let him drain the absolute life out of me nonnas
No. 347536
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No. 347607
File: 1693977402277.jpg (89.32 KB, 292x428, APHEX03 292pix.jpg)
I don't have anything to say for myself, other than I seem to share the Domhnall Gleeson nonnie from upthread's affliction for scrungly gingers.
No. 347763
File: 1694117722218.png (573.98 KB, 615x409, Untitled.png)
Oh Doc, my doc. I love how he strides with his clenched fists swinging. What a hunk.
No. 347770
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>>347362>>347554Thanks for acknowledging my unhinged crush, nonners. I know on some level that it’s unhinged to find Colin Robinson attractive but my brain just decided he was hot one day kek
No. 347788
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>>347689Yeah, me too. the way they made ed look very cute and almost submissive in the character select
triggered something in me. he looks like a lost puppy or something and it really turns me on
No. 347791
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>>347788the voice actor is the same guy who played him, you know? he's really cute and creepy in game. love all his voice lines and animations. hope we get chop-top someday too, everyone is begging for it.
how do you think they fuck? No. 347793
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>>347791yeah, i'm really glad they let ed play him in the game, his voice is very cute and he still does him perfectly after all these years…the way his kills are can look weirdly erotic too(pic). hopefully they do get bill in too, the texas battle land would be a perfect map for this type of game since it already has an above and below ground.
and to answer that, i think chop top tops but watching them fight for dominance would be hot too No. 347795
>>347794OH lol,
nubbins would gas out after like 30 seconds, he def would be aggressive then get way too excited too early…. i hate shittalking my husbando like that but that's how I imagine he'd be the first few times. and total permavirgin too.
No. 347801
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>>347795that's all part of the appeal for me tbh..that's kinda cute.
i want nubbins to bring me little "gifts", like little bracelets or sculptures or candid pictures
No. 347804
File: 1694157138432.jpg (62.11 KB, 620x861, f1b08_rXL0yj07FJ-4fhXZ8ibv26y6…)
Okay if you guys are allowed to simp for Nubbins and Chop Top, I am allowed to simp for Bubba.
No. 347805
>>347802i would happily agree to that!
>>347804bubba a cute but i prefer his brothers' builds over his.
the scene where he grabs that chick running out the door is extremely hot so i can see the appeal
i also simp drayton, the best brother No. 347807
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>>347805>the scene where he grabs that chick running out the door is extremely hot so i can see the appealRight? Also even though the other Sawyers are not for me, I can understand their appeal as well and fully support you nonnas. I'm happy the game has brought new life into the fandom.
No. 347811
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>>347808Just Bubba things
No. 347825
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>>347804never been into him sexually but i think you bubba fuckers are so
valid.
No. 347828
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>>347825They were so cute together. Also, how do nonnies feel about Thomas Hewitt? I get it, he's basically like a yassified hot anime character version of Leatherface in the 06 film, but I don't like the remake movies. So yes I find him hot, but I kind of hate that I do.
No. 347842
File: 1694187748133.gif (4.1 MB, 540x320, IMG_1712.gif)
All you Leatherface fuckers are scaring me lmao (you’re valid and ily all) but for my own sanity I’m going to Neganpost again kek if we were living in TWD world I would 100000% be part of his harem idec
No. 347844
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i love it when anons bully him in the celebritycow thread
No. 347956
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>>347949i don't understand his appeal i guess, having seen that movie after the original. is it people who have only seen that one? why not just like any other slasher at that point
No. 347961
File: 1694255114531.gif (6.47 MB, 480x270, IMG_1991.gif)
>>347956I have a feeling that a lot of them have not see the original (which is truly a shame, it’s a masterpiece imo and none of the sequels live up to it). But also, I get it, he’s a big hulking masked murderer guy with exposed forearms wearing a bloody apron. I’d smash. I think they tried to give him this “cool” factor with the exposed upper face, longer hair, and demeanor that probably translates better into more conventional attractiveness than other incarnations of Leatherface, and probably appeals more to a younger crowd.
No. 347965
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I had a sex dream about this motherfucker ugh I’m probably like three or four inches taller than him and normally that would give me the ick but my brain will forever crush on Mac from Super Troopers ig. I can’t believe I actually watch Tacoma FD…
No. 347987
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yes, it's because of his voice acting for Astarion. I remember him from Detroit and back then I thought he was ugly as hell. Now he's hot ugly.
No. 348038
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I'm literally so ashamed but I can't do this any longer. He was insane but his 5'2 ass was fine as hell and the weirdness just makes it better
No. 348039
File: 1694320366817.gif (Spoiler Image,3.74 MB, 480x359, YB3t.gif)
>>348038He was such an unapologetical hoe, it fascinates me.
Oh I need him
No. 348040
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i need him so bad im gonna punch a hole in my wall and break my bones i s2g
No. 348047
File: 1694324479947.gif (1.8 MB, 400x283, 30efae499d8b88cab51229b46366ef…)
>>348043The horniness is making me lose braincells
No. 348054
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I thought he might've permanently hit the wall during rona and that it was over but he redeemed himself by drinking less and working out more
also inb4
>not unconventional
he's average enough imo
No. 348113
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I know most Monty Python fans liked Eric or Michael the best, but Terry Jones was my favorite.
No. 348143
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>>346850Blurry picture but his arms…the big hands ugh I wanna sit on his lap
No. 348149
>>335157>Zizek>A geniusHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
He's a brainlet who parrots other people, pretends he's a leftist while championing western imperialism and supremacy.
No. 348233
File: 1694457313699.gif (522.28 KB, 268x268, IMG_0325.gif)
God I just want to ride his face while he holds me down on his mouth with his big hands on my thighs and then hear him talk super dirty in my ear while I ride him reverse cowgirl in front of a mirror UGH
No. 348290
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>>348019drayton was hot in every movie ngl (and yes i mean jim siedow too. what an adorable, hilarious old man. would smooch.) funnily, the middle one is bill moseley aka… chop-top! god this series' timelines are so fucked up
No. 348305
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>>348290i love bill and especially jim…. i'm glad they picked bill for drayton in that since the facial resemblance is there between him in 3 and chop top in 2 since it's the same guy, plus he just looks so cute as drayton…
drayton is the ideal house husbando
No. 348331
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Why was he…like this?
No. 348392
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idk. he grows a unibrow
No. 348403
>>348394kek
>>348397he plays luffy from one piece in the live action
No. 348424
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I could have fixed him.
No. 348472
File: 1694604776343.webm (2.43 MB, 576x568, gabadrool.webm)
ladies please help, I know I always had feelings for this fat, bpd idiot but goddamn.
No. 348584
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It's the hands and autism for me
No. 348595
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>>348584Nona you might enjoy facelessclown's twitch channel
Now here's my fave ugly moid Dennis "Seregor" Droomers from the symphonic black metal band Carach Angren. He actually looks hotter with the corpse paint; otherwise he looks weirder than your average Dutchman (to me Dutchmen look like god created them using The Sims 2 templates)
No. 348620
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>>348584bill moseley is back again, him and buckethead did a fun TCM2-inspired collab band called cornbugs.
No. 348622
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I love his nose and his hair
No. 348720
File: 1694744984982.gif (2.83 MB, 500x470, url.gif)
To the nonnamaria who posted in /ot/ about all old men being hideous, I’m so sorry. I think 99.9999999% of old men are hideous, except for him…longing sigh
No. 348805
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sorry nonnas
No. 348829
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>>348620i love my husbando he's so talented
No. 348856
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>>339104Based nona, i loved him as Time in the Alice sequel. Also when he played the controller in Hugo Cabret, the sideplot where he tries to win over the florist was adorable
No. 348858
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>>348805Self proclaimed aesthetes always look like shit
No. 348884
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Turns out that my favorite musical shitgoblin had a sexual harrassment allegation made against him.
He allegedly wanked it in front of a much younger woman twice and gave her a glass of semen. Of course he's denying it and claiming to have "copious evidence". He failed to pay the 830000$ his alleged victim filed. I believe the woman (Nomi Abadi) so i'm really sad.
Sorry fellow former Dannyfags
No. 348894
File: 1694869026456.gif (3.37 MB, 498x498, neil-newbon-peter-returns.gif)
>>347987Thank god someone posted him before me. I feel less guilty about it now.
No. 348927
>>348884I don't believe in these accusations: Released with a nice timing, right before his live shows that can make him bank were about to happen.
Then there's the creepy stuff that Abadi apparently didn't find creepy when it was happening in her presence. She's not 15, she was well into her 30s and somehow she didn't realize that if someone jacks it in front of her it's not okay (???)
Shady imo, I think Danny wasn't a creep to her, they were probably having an affair and something went wrong between the two so she decided to sue him. Still disgusting to find out he might be a cheater but at least not sex offender.
No. 348947
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>>348922That's his current wife btw. His previous wife was asian. This summer he married some modernist shit artist. Well life is unfair kek
No. 348968
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So I was thinking today about JDM and how I actually don’t want him to ever divorce his wife Hilarie bc they are really sweet together and also bc it would shatter my image of him. Half the attraction is how devoted a husband and father he is nonnas what is my DAMAGE
No. 348973
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For whatever reason this brand of Neanderthal just really hits it for me. When they get musclepig I go crazy. I love big ears and when they look stupid but not the kind of stupid that implies actual chromosome deficiency. Like maybe gentle-FAS stupid. Irish looking. Like they only say 10 sentences a day looking.
No. 348987
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uooohhh loving jim hours
No. 349036
File: 1694973268968.gif (2.28 MB, 500x281, IMG_9929.gif)
>>349001>>348980Ty nonnas I feel better kek. Honestly for as much as I lust after him (esp as Negan, who seems quite opposite to his irl personality) I respect so much that he is such a family man and genuinely seems like one of the .1% of decent men. That being said if he and Hilarie ever wanted a lady unicorn for one night I would not say no lmao she’s always been gorgeous and now that she’s 40 I find her even hotter w her greying hair and elegant fine lines.
No. 349052
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i love burly men with moustaches
No. 349057
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>>347987>>348894my sisters
he can do something as simple as looking back at the camera with bangs over his eyes and a sharpie in his teeth and I'm like uhhhhhhh
and it sounds like he has a massive aAaass
No. 349107
>>348984Negative, he has lips so hes probably Irish.
>>349098Wait that's a good way to put it. A little bit of Wonho can be so good but a centimeter can make or break.
No. 349155
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>>349120Neil Newbon, he's a voice and a mocap actor, mainly known from his roles of Astarion in Baldur's Gate 3, Heisenberg in Resident Evil Village and Kamski in Detroit Become Human. He also did some tv work in the past. He streams on twitch too and most of the tiktoks are from those streams
No. 349179
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>>349057That sharpie is living my dreams
No. 349212
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idk why i find this heroin-scrote so adorable
No. 349258
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He was hot and I'm tired of pretending like he wasn't
No. 349260
File: 1695111426938.png (644.66 KB, 810x605, 78678768768678.PNG)
day 87564387658473657 of loving bill moseley
No. 349264
File: 1695116239568.jpeg (47.11 KB, 400x586, IMG_2960.jpeg)
>>349258I agree. I found him cute as a young man but when he hit twink death he became sexually attractive to me.
No. 349281
File: 1695128220724.gif (1.66 MB, 340x340, IMG_0350.gif)
I bet he smells so good, nonnas…also it makes my ovaries explode to see him with kids
No. 349283
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>>349258absolutely right for this I have a desire to fluff his hair, kiss that nose of his and make fun of his dumbass harmonica
No. 349284
File: 1695129829429.webm (2.69 MB, 576x1024, hereforwalt.webm)
thought they were cute
No. 349382
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>>349258I love him and get off on this compatibility reading of our birth charts
yes I'm delusional No. 349459
File: 1695233550366.jpeg (78.43 KB, 564x559, IMG_0221.jpeg)
It’s fall now and I can’t help imagining how handsome he looks working on his farm as the leaves start to change hehe
No. 349498
File: 1695253988041.jpg (27.82 KB, 320x320, gc.jpg)
yeah…
No. 349529
File: 1695275317502.jpeg (255.66 KB, 1600x899, C6556AB1-6518-4776-A017-ED8D17…)
I want to tease his dick through his flowing white garb, just rub it until it’s hard and I like to imagine he precums out of excitement I think beards are gross but I don’t. Mind his
No. 349530
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>>349529I like to pretend that orb is one of my tits and he’s on top of me.
No. 349552
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I thought male long straight hair was so dead and ugly looking when I was younger but holy shit I love them they are gorgeous
the band Sable Hills
No. 349553
File: 1695303302966.jpeg (26.47 KB, 554x554, 3142F58B-DF3E-463E-B957-5AE644…)
>>349552And obligatory Blackbraid posting but maybe he’s more conventional
No. 349555
File: 1695303679645.gif (3.18 MB, 500x281, IMG_9934.gif)
I want him to kill a shitty man in front of me (does that count as alogging kek)
No. 349656
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i love him so much, i wish he played in more movies or there was some way to see the plays he wrote
No. 349802
File: 1695471700676.gif (2.95 MB, 540x299, IMG_1713.gif)
Hngggggggg I’m going to a wedding today and all I want is to run into a man who looks like him and has his charm kek
No. 349890
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I used to find geriatric John Kramer from Saw hot when I was a kid, can't wait to see the new movie
No. 349913
File: 1695583688999.jpg (671.08 KB, 1625x2048, bruce.jpg)
yeah
No. 349916
File: 1695585065294.jpeg (126.67 KB, 768x1024, IMG_8057.jpeg)
>>349890Gross. Imagine finding him hot when Adam is RIGHT THERE
No. 349928
File: 1695594137537.jpg (674.57 KB, 1564x1564, IMG_20230924_171250.jpg)
Clive Barker is either bi or a homosexual but he was oddly hot in the 80's/90's
No. 349981
File: 1695648964283.gif (2.29 MB, 400x296, IMG_9915.gif)
I wish Negan was real and could bash in the faces of the scrotes who are posting CP rn. Careful scrolling, friends.
No. 349990
>>349987nta but it's the unconventional thread a moid making jokes about masturbating 20 times and vids about fleshlight isn't wholesome but it's fitting for the thread
why are you lying to yourself kek
Anyway yeah he's kinda cute but the slight facial hair makes him look worse imo
No. 350045
File: 1695714908442.jpg (194.02 KB, 1600x898, l-intro-1648043339.jpg)
i used to have a huge crush on him as a teen and it randomly came back i need him carnally
No. 350060
File: 1695730676338.gif (1.12 MB, 268x282, tmp.gif)
>>350046Kek I know but I can’t help it; this is the only place I can safely sperg about him, everyone in my life is a mega normie and was weirded out by me liking an “old man” who was playing a “mean character” lmao
No. 350113
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>>350110I know me neither it almost ruined my crush on him (almost)
No. 350123
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>>350060hope you watched Walking Dead: Dead City and I hope, we can share him if his wife ever leaves him, kek.
No. 350155
>>349990yeah well yeah you’re right kek
also he should NEVER let his facial hair grow. he’ll look like an orangutan
No. 350299
File: 1695852124811.gif (2.62 MB, 500x280, IMG_0219.gif)
>>350215Sigh I know he’s so dreamy…my JDM pic and gif folder is embarrassingly full kek
No. 350306
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>>350300Because he just is…also I think he prob has a monster dong just from how he carries himself Kek. I wish there were enough JDMnonnas for a containment thread like the Douriffags have…
No. 350441
File: 1695932421167.gif (2.32 MB, 480x270, tmp.gif)
I’m sorry nonnas, I’m ovulating this week and I have written so much Negan fanfic I might actually just post it to my ao3 that’s been collecting dust since I stopped being a marvel fujo in 2016 kek. UGH I just want him to take me to some cabin in the woods for a week so we can do every naughty thing I’m fantasizing and be very loud about it. What I wouldn’t give for him to call me his dirty girl sigh
No. 350453
File: 1695939087263.jpeg (997.97 KB, 1290x1743, IMG_1830.jpeg)
Why does he have to be so hot
No. 350461
File: 1695944988052.jpg (118.46 KB, 1080x1324, inakigo_1695839420427.jpg)
he's so cute and a little ugly and crazy looking
No. 350466
File: 1695946369965.jpg (71.13 KB, 576x1024, rWUqOq1nSsK9J9Da.jpg)
>>350462yeah, he seems like a really kind and emotional guy. maybe i'm easily impressed, but he's practicing aerial cartwheels on insta, so he's fit and that's kinda hot. plus i like his puppy eyes and he has such nice curly hair, i'm jealous! overall still a bit ugly though
No. 350506
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Tfw a blue-eyed, tall, with gorgeous straight nose, pretty blond young man squandered away his looks and promising acting career (he set himself on fire in Central Park while high on LSD).
I fucking hate stupid moids with their self-destructive behaviour.
But, despite scars, I still want to stroke his hair, it looks so soft.
god, I wonder whether he was blond everywhere else…
No. 350511
File: 1695965181375.gif (11.92 MB, 591x339, ezgif-2-cf7c9ffc10.gif)
>>350506Nonnies, I was personally robbed of eye candy.
No. 350512
File: 1695965461249.jpeg (101.22 KB, 1200x646, FwkOkhFXgAQxFLx.jpeg)
>>350511Literally a clown
I need him No. 350574
File: 1696000183416.png (253.77 KB, 612x454, wwfromnewjersey.png)
>>350512Where is this scene from?
>>341295I started watching The Bear (and liked it) JUST because of this though lmfao Not at all times but there's a resemblance here and there so now I like this guy too I guess.
My obsession
>>341255 still raging just fucking kill me
No. 350604
File: 1696018132456.gif (10.63 MB, 540x450, IMG_4064.gif)
I’m not into John Tutturo but I’m really attracted to him in Barton Fink. Something about the suit, the hair, glasses, his sort of shy and naive and nervous demeanour really does it for me. (Also the fact he slowly loses his mind throughout the movie lmao). Idk I wouldn’t say I find him hot, it’s more that he’s appealing to look at and his appearance is both eye and brain candy in an attractive way, if that makes any sense. I really like nerdy sophisticated guys in suits. Also I think I might have a thing for jewfros
No. 350674
>>350517He truly does. Thx, nonna.
>>350574That's from the 1976 film "The Premonition". It's a pretty mediocre low-budget thriller, unsurprisingly: incoherent, with annoing paraphysics theme and obscure main idea. It's on youtube, and if you dig this clown look, watch just the first scene.
you can also check out "the seven-ups" and "scarecrow" (screenpics from before are from there), he has supporting roles>>350574>I started watching The Bear (and liked it) JUST because of thisYou're just like me, nonna, love you. It's been said before but he really (in this role, at least) has raw, working-class, reliable (?) appeal + a tiny bit vulnerability. Perfect bf material.
No. 350847
File: 1696175866062.gif (981.29 KB, 268x167, IMG_0210.gif)
It’s Sunday and all I can think about is sinning with him…ovulation week continues kek I need him intensely
No. 350924
File: 1696229384372.gif (296.42 KB, 200x113, 200w.gif)
No. 351028
File: 1696286667273.jpg (101.99 KB, 800x800, uj98lg12ef131.jpg)
As the Dude in particular, but also in general
No. 351036
File: 1696293900338.jpeg (367.6 KB, 2048x1363, IMG_5915.jpeg)
>>351028Still not over Crazy Heart. Thank you for posting him omg
No. 351058
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I don't even know anymore
No. 351243
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Sorry but Nietzsche was cute before twink death
No. 351301
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I want him to hack into my mainframe or whatever he does so bad I can't take it anymore
No. 351302
File: 1696467845563.mp4 (Spoiler Image,924.6 KB, 540x262, 3-1fabec0462.mp4)
GOD
No. 351369
File: 1696503180699.mp4 (1.31 MB, 368x656, brody.mp4)
No. 351387
File: 1696514951282.jpg (113.85 KB, 637x548, maasai_boys_in_hunting_gear-28…)
Their traditions are fucked up but they have a nice physique.
No. 351407
File: 1696528790813.jpg (430.84 KB, 828x846, Jreg2.jpg)
I need him.
No. 351410
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Yes, I do hate myself for not being over this man yet.
No. 351415
File: 1696533330388.jpg (75.99 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)
I audibly gasped the first time I saw this alt-rightoid
No. 351460
>>351415Lex is a radical centrist
nonnie, stop reading lib mags only
No. 351608
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les claypool does something to me, particularly 90s les claypool
No. 351620
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It's the closest I've gotten to my ideal guy in modern times since finding Justin Whalin in the 90s.
And he looks just a smidge too close to Tim Allen.
No. 351686
File: 1696675624796.gif (954.69 KB, 245x132, IMG_6765.gif)
>>>351643
>>>351672
Yes alas it is because he is old as fuck lmao. And idk he certainly isn’t everyone’s type, even when he was younger.
No. 351688
File: 1696677368855.jpeg (161.06 KB, 1268x748, IMG_1582.jpeg)
>>350604I think he’s sexy in Do The Right Thing
>tfw no tall lean sweaty Brooklyn pizzeria owners son bf No. 351790
File: 1696728301033.jpeg (119.05 KB, 800x1000, IMG_5907.jpeg)
walking on the beaches looking at the peachesss
No. 351838
File: 1696747861697.jpg (39.97 KB, 500x499, EJmu7a0U4AEjwqK.jpg)
Any Mike Stoklasa nonnies, if you need any fodder for guys who look like young Mike, let me direct you at young Rick Beato
No. 351894
>>351690Kek he really does, nonna. The nose is uglier, tho. I guess it's the Irish phenotype or something. Maybe I should go to New York and find myself a blond Irish bf idk.
>>351790How is he French but still looks English lol? Anyway, based taste, nonna. English punk rock group leads are often cute
No. 351981
File: 1696837646225.png (3.02 MB, 1600x1068, 2048.png)
I know several of us are thirsting after Jeremy Allen White in The Bear but I also have such a soft spot for Richie. I think I have a thing for insecure manchild characters trying to be tough. Something something masculine vulnerability.
No. 352031
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>>351410>>351445Well I'm dissapointed because it looks like he's some BDSM freak. I remember him mentioning "safe words" during one of his streams and that already weirded me out, like why does he even know the term. Then during another stream he put an outfit on Astarion that could pass as some S/M gear and he said that it looks like it's for "his kind of a party", someone put that part on tiktok and a woman in the comment section said she and her friend met Neil at a con in London at the same day that Torture Garden had an event, her friend mentioned to her TG (using an acronym) and Newbon immediately asked "you mean Torture Garden"? He also follows Torture Garden on insta. It's a fetish club with bdsm performances full of tranny freaks and also rooms where swingers can fuck each other. Meh… I should have never extended my interest from fictional characters to actors who voiced them
No. 352043
>>352031Awww, I know that feeling
nonnie. I think Neil is a deeply talented and hardworking person, but I’ve always gotten the vibe of something being a bit…off.. He’s very much a nerd (I don’t think it’s for show) and the intersection of artist and nerd is unfortunately very much primed for some degeneracy. It seems like he may have been a
victim of CSA which would absolutely add to potential dysfunction as well. I don’t think he’s a bad person at all, but maybe not worthy of pining after?
No. 352055
>>352031Holy shit nonnas, I'm devastated. To be honest, I did have a weird feeling about him in the back of my mind and still decided to ignore it, but having the confirmation kinda makes me sad. I honestly never show any interest in celebrities or internet personalities and he was my only exception. As
>>352043 said, I still think he is talented and doesn't seem to be a bad a person, but somehow this is a letdown for me. I feel silly caring about this, but serves me right.
No. 352068
File: 1696883725308.jpg (32.31 KB, 500x500, mylove.jpg)
Travelled to Mexico and it reignited my love for this man which had been dormant for about 7 years; I just so desperately want a shy, dark haired, tattooed boyfriend for real. I also keep reminiscing about when I met him irl
No. 352085
File: 1696886332907.jpeg (1.36 MB, 1442x1801, BB2ED34C-6031-406E-9C6E-FBACDC…)
Like sorry but this dudes face just screams ‘creepo who likes to wear his gf’s underwear while masturbating and thinks the age of consent should be lowered’.
No. 352101
File: 1696889520593.gif (2.18 MB, 500x231, 026579fcdbe17ee7782d2614fae8ea…)
>>352043>>352055Yeah I've also felt something was "off" about him since Detroit: Become Human (but chose to ignore it), back then I also thought he was gay. The "yay trans people, yay queer people, yay representation, did you know Astarion was officially pansexual?" bit was annoying. And yes I know he mentioned somewhere he was a
victim of SA, that is also why Astarion's story "hit close to home" for him. But ughhhh like I know so much about men in the scene from other women who left the scene that I just can't shake off that ill feeling. My only hope is that he's a sub or something and he doesn't do some fucked up stuff to women? If a moid wants other women to whip him, I couldn't care less. Doesn't change the fact it's not healthy but at least he's not abusing women. That is the best case scenario.
His current wife looks like a typical bdsm thot so maybe they're one of those marriages "ah yes we love each other but we fuck other people to make our relationship stronger" kek. Or maybe they just fuck or whip each other in front of others. Or maybe they just play dress up? Who knows.
He has a daughter with his
previous partner and she's like 7 years old or something, so I hope she's not affected in any way by their "lifestyle" and they're being discreet about it.
>>352084Yeah it's the lizard phenotype with intense psycho gaze. I like the phenotype itself. It's nice when they're not actual creeps irl…
No. 352138
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I hate when IRL scrotes dress up as Negan for Halloween like…no, you don’t look like him, you don’t have his body language; it makes me cringe so hard I only wanna see JDM in this look OKAY
No. 352140
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tbh doug ford looks kinda ok i guess. i would.
No. 352176
File: 1696901976186.gif (617.14 KB, 500x299, kms.GIF)
still shitting and crying because i'll probably never get to see steve buscemi's very first film since apparently no one owns any copies of it. this is so fucked up.
No. 352179
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>>351690tim looks exactly like chris farley, it’s a common irish phenotype
No. 352186
>>352091these threads
are the 'men you’re ashamed to say you’d fuck thread', some dumbass just changed the title a few years ago kek
No. 352263
File: 1696937280149.jpg (199.56 KB, 951x909, the lion.jpg)
another weird one
No. 352654
File: 1697138914609.jpg (95.87 KB, 976x549, p04dgkm4.jpg)
he looks so small and cute in this photo. i only like him in character there is something about his naivety and helplessness that i find really adorable even if he is literally a caricature of a misogynist
No. 352696
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>>352614I still think that creepy lizard was hot
No. 352777
File: 1697228668961.jpg (93.54 KB, 800x1000, s-l1200.jpg)
>>343620This is just a bad angle of one of the most conventionally attractive men to exist
No. 352805
File: 1697244490283.jpg (25.71 KB, 474x713, mhm.jpg)
Couldn't find the image but when he wore that crop top in Trainspotting I was sold
No. 352959
File: 1697321634642.gif (731.99 KB, 250x188, lwH.gif)
His dubbing in my country for the Matrix was pretty good but I have to say I find his original voice to be very nice as well despite being so different. And, as always, the teeth. His teeth remind me of an old friend's who also had a very nice voice and who I think is actually balding, unlike Laurence Fishburne in real life. Ah… tfw no man with hot voice to wear black leather and pvc.
No. 352969
>>352959I have a longstanding crush on laurence fishburne
Not quite sure what it is? His eyes, voice, charisma, acting, even the acne scarring tbh
No. 353076
File: 1697378240033.jpeg (32.14 KB, 460x276, DE698FD3-ED29-498C-89AA-219671…)
I’m sorry.
No. 353080
File: 1697378616388.gif (554.12 KB, 498x209, IMG_6762.gif)
I asked the guy at the gym who looks like picrel era JDM to help adjust the seat on the chest fly/rear delt machine for me just so I could see what he would look like on his knees at my feet. The mischief in his eyes and the dimples when he smiled up at me were INTENSE. Having an off-brand version of my celeb crush that I get to see 3x a week is so choice…
No. 353128
File: 1697390778073.gif (2.01 MB, 386x203, tumblr_1c1c30794c5f16db0c03b08…)
He was so, so hot
No. 353133
File: 1697392392018.png (544.25 KB, 752x535, tumblr_040782980e301af257be848…)
>>353130>Pocket sizedI-Is he a manlet?
i love manlets No. 353136
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>>353128I LOVE HIM!!!!!!! He was one of my fav characters from Buffy
No. 353156
File: 1697397672445.gif (3.88 MB, 640x360, didnt-think-so-morpheus.gif)
>>352969>>353078He has an insane amount of charisma. I need to find good pictures of him when he was younger because those deserve to be posted on the conventional thread. The Weeknd wishes he looked like him lol
>>353080You're so lucky kek
No. 353159
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>>353134>Yeah he’s 5’4 hehe and he’s married to a hot taller woman (she’s like 5’8 IIRC) and openly loves it>when men try to give him shit that she’s taller than him he’s like ya I know and I like itHot
and based, what else could you ask for?
No. 353168
File: 1697400803313.gif (1.05 MB, 373x280, IMG_6105.gif)
>>353156I’m the JDMnonna from upthread (kek I feel so blessed with the gym doppelgänger) but just wanted to comment on your post that as a child I would watch PeeWee’s Playhouse reruns (my mom was obsessed w the aesthetic so she had the box set) and Laurence Fishburne as Cowboy Curtis was a very early crush for me heh. He was so cute with his curly mullet and crazy rhinestone cowboy gear!!!
No. 353175
>>353133>>353134he is 5'2 ½
or 158.8cm
No. 353183
File: 1697406970513.jpeg (84.08 KB, 660x495, IMG_6104.jpeg)
>>353181Mwah, glad to be of service kek
No. 353184
>>353183you don't understand what you have awakened
nonnie I get actual butterflies looking at him in that stupid cowboy outfit
aaaaa
No. 353188
>>353080nonna…I'm begging you please keep talking to him…
>>353128scotty my OG beloved alt boy
No. 353190
File: 1697408743511.jpg (43.04 KB, 635x469, neil.jpg)
I want to shit on trannies and lgbtqyzn movement to piss him off and then fuck him
No. 353192
File: 1697409812766.gif (1.98 MB, 500x240, bernard.gif)
I want to drink and shout with him
No. 353194
File: 1697410955367.gif (1.57 MB, 245x245, Ravenous.gif)
No. 353195
>>353184 He talks with a ridiculous southern accent in it too hehehe honestly he was really charming in that silly role, it’s not surprising little kid me had a crush
>>353188Tomorrow is gym day, nonna. You best believe I’ll be doing some flirting and wearing one of my cuter fits!!
No. 353196
File: 1697411390476.gif (1.9 MB, 500x567, Yummy.gif)
Look at this sexy manlet waddle like a muppet
No. 353198
File: 1697412387240.gif (725.27 KB, 245x200, fingers.gif)
More Colonel Ives gif but also this cute russian (probably) livejournal that I found about Robert Carlyle :
https://robert-carlyle.livejournal.com/2389198.html No. 353202
File: 1697416103835.gif (485.06 KB, 420x234, Begbie.gif)
>>353200I kekd at "wee gremlin" lmao you re absolutely right nonna, he looks like Mad Mikkelsen but a way much more gobelinoid and british so better. I had already loved him in Full Monty and Trainspotting (even if he play the horrendous Begbie) but his role in Ravenous seduced me totally. The most female gazey horror film I've ever seen, he was so hot in there and the sexual tension between him and the protag omg
No. 353209
File: 1697417331278.png (249.1 KB, 397x559, Hello.PNG)
I need to see more movies in which he plays
No. 353210
File: 1697417592203.png (271.08 KB, 391x536, Amidead.PNG)
No. 353216
File: 1697419388951.png (410.34 KB, 394x491, V.PNG)
Last greemlin spamming I swear
No. 353230
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No. 353235
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>>353105i’m the og savileanon and that wasn’t me. i’m guessing it’s from
nonnie watching the coogan series about him (where steve looks super hot in the getup btw)
No. 353237
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>>353236i would’ve had a thing for him even if he was just le wacky tv presenter (i have a huge crush on emo philips and quirky men in general, especially ones with bob haircuts) but the concept of a “beloved” man being this degenerate evil pervert psychopath is oddly alluring. ofc he should’ve been crucified but whatever, you get what i mean
No. 353249
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He’s just so cute
No. 353250
File: 1697441969748.png (1.2 MB, 1080x1211, 9D0CD268-074F-401C-84D5-CA38EB…)
>>353237I love creepy little cuties with bob haircuts too
No. 353271
>>353168God I wish that show was on tv in my country when I was a kid. What a silly outfit he wore but it looked amazing on him anyways.
>>353196>>353202This is so based
>>353235I've always had a soft spot for Coogan, I need to check that up.
No. 353337
File: 1697485138648.jpg (98.57 KB, 895x813, ward.jpg)
zack ward but only as the postal guy
No. 353338
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>>353337sa, i would also like to post greg's dad from the diary of a wimpy kid live action movie
No. 353352
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>>353317 Spud is really sweet and nice, especially in the book where he calls everyone by a cat-related nickname. Trainspotting is a mess in the sense that when I was a pre-teen and saw the movie and read the book I was like, holy shit, being a drug addict actually sounds awesome, all these cute men and cool music I hope I'll be like them when I grow up lol
No. 353353
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>>353317>>353352My self-centered ass forgets to say that I vibe with you nonna, I want to be their wife, I want a harem of these guys, I understand you
No. 353375
File: 1697501306693.jpeg (386.19 KB, 1339x2000, IMG_4827.jpeg)
!!! NONNAS !!! Walked into the gym this afternoon and JDM Gym Daddy™️ was already there (usually I’m there first) and I shit you not, his head snapped away from his convo with this other old guy and he WATCHED ME intently as I walked across to the cubbies to put my bottle and keys and stuff away. There’s more but I’m tryin not 2 sperg too hard kek I feel GIDDY with power. It’s a Halloween miracle, the great pumpkin heard my wishes lmao
No. 353463
File: 1697553997548.gif (1.6 MB, 245x132, IMG_6763.gif)
>>353412I’m still in awe. He gave me a cute nickname hnggggggg
No. 353493
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No. 353509
File: 1697584056142.gif (1.46 MB, 244x320, IMG_5936.gif)
>>353464Love u too nonna ♥ mwah
No. 353510
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>>353250tbf, you have to have a high IQ to understand the appeal of a man with a bob haircut
No. 353517
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No. 353591
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>>353588Yeah the girls in the conventional attractions threads yelled at me when I first posted him there a year or two ago kek they’re ruthless. Yes indeed it is because he’s old, but they said the pics I had of him at like age 25 also looked “post wall” and spoiled milk etc Lmfao I’ve made peace with it
No. 353623
File: 1697654238073.gif (1.17 MB, 312x272, 3Ax.gif)
I just want to bully Dr evil with him, or fuck, whatever comes first
No. 353633
File: 1697661169087.jpg (1.42 MB, 3000x1687, martin.jpg)
he's probably been posted before but there's something about him
No. 353677
File: 1697673945021.jpeg (15.88 KB, 180x280, 474899B2-CDBA-458C-BC31-40D4DC…)
I’m reading As Nature Made Him and David Reimer just sounds so lonely and misunderstood and the pic of him when he’s 18 he looks so cute (picrel) I would have seen past his mutilated penis and childhood I would just accept him id just wanna kiss his delicate lips and gaze into those big round eyes. When he was 40 he looked 10 years younger while his identical twin brother was balding and fat with a beard, I would have even pursued him as “lesbian” or cavewoman.
No. 353682
File: 1697674928997.jpg (156.37 KB, 1200x795, David_Reimer_03.jpg)
>>353677Agreed,
nonnie. He's super cute here. Such soft and sad eyes.
No. 353710
File: 1697685316616.jpg (6.27 KB, 213x237, images.jpg)
>>353677>>353682>>353683>>353702Yesss, I've thought the same thing. Unfortunately, it takes severe trauma to turn a male sweet. You just want to hold him and kiss him while he sobs.
No. 353781
File: 1697733326868.jpg (123.13 KB, 660x440, Robert_Komodo.jpg)
He's just so cute, I can't get over it.
No. 353792
File: 1697738191034.jpg (86.15 KB, 736x533, 698dc317048ab944227664927417f6…)
>>353791I wasn't sure where to put him because he looks like an Aardman character when he smiles kek
No. 353796
File: 1697740752406.jpg (27.35 KB, 442x545, Kramer_on_the_left_.jpg)
I always thought kramer was cute kek
No. 353798
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Don't know if he belongs here but IRL people always give me weird looks when I mention I like him kek. Probably because of his weird eyes.