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No. 456930

Letter writing edition.

Previous Threads:
>>450007
>>451665
>>453384
>>455202

No. 456931

I would really like to send him a (physical) letter but i need some courage to do so since I don't live in the usa and i've never sent a letter so far away lol. Any international nonnies are thinking of sending him something?

No. 456935

>The Post reported, citing correction officials, that Mangione received 54 emails, 87 physical letters and 163 deposits into an account allowing him to buy commissary items while at the Huntingdon State Correctional Institute in Pennsylvania. The number of letters sent to Mangione has actually grown since the Post learned of Mangione's fan mail with Maria Bivens, press secretary for Pennsylvania's Department of Corrections, telling Newsweek via email Saturday afternoon that Mangione has received "127 pieces of mail" as of Friday afternoon.

>Bivens could not disclose the contents of the communications Mangione was receiving as "contents of his private mail is not public information." The Post has called them "love letters" given what some people have shared online about the communications.


>Bivens, meanwhile, could not say how much money was deposited into Mangione's commissary account, telling Newsweek, "His banking/account information is not public information."

No. 456937

As a non luigifag this is so amusing seeing threads fill up like water and now here we are. I wanna see thread 10 before the end of the year, just cus why not.

No. 456939

thank you nonnie for making the thread I can continue my luigifagging

No. 456941

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>>456734
>>456745
>>456746
>>456747
>>456748
>>456754
>>456755

Knowing he was an SSC-er/rationalist makes me so suspicious of him. He was a fan of Sam Harris, the new atheist IQ pseudoscience loving faggot. It makes me conflicted.

No. 456943

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>>456937
Thanks for being chill about our Luigi autism. He's the closest thing we have to an irl anime husband. Unlike celebrimoids Luigi has actually done something incredibly based while being pure sex at the same time.
Those fucking spaghetti bitches really are built different.
>t. Has never ever ever ever liked a 3D moid before ever.

No. 456944

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I know this is Daily Fail but say it isn't so? Genuinely making me depressed to think about.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14214133/luigi-mangione-new-photos-rare-ceo-shooting-suspect.html

No. 456945

>>456944
don’t believe those dailyfail fags we’ll see him again for sure

No. 456948

>>456943
ive literally NEVER cared about a 3d/celeb/notable person in my entire life until luigi. i think its because hes not only handsome, but represents something meaningful in this horrible country that literally would not give a fuck if you died tomorrow of some serious illness/disease bc you cant afford healthcare and dont want to go thousands of dollars in debt

i hate this goddamn country

No. 456949

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>>456901
remember he hasn't actually read it yet (it was on the "want to read" section) so if nonnas need more ideas on what to send you know what to do kek. there's also more listed here
https://defenderofbasic.github.io/luigi-mangione-storyline/books/goodreads-want-to-read.html

No. 456950

>>456944
paparazzi knows luigi is all the rage rn though so they'll try to get any shot they can. hes the most famous person in america right now

No. 456953

>>456745
Idk I don't think Luigi was a nazi sympathizer. I know plenty of people who read/own mein kamf and fucking hate nazis and think they are faggots, and reading mein kamf only helped solidify their belief on Hitler being a whiny asshole.
Also I heard Luigi didn't even have the book on his goodreads and that was just a 4 chan psyop.

No. 456954

>>456949
would be kind of cruel to send him that given that he's in a position where he'll likely never touch a woman again

No. 456955

>>456949
I should send him the book so we can read it together and he can send me his handwritten notes on it

No. 456956

>>456930
I want him….so cute

No. 456957

most well-read intelligent people have read mein kampf
it's a juvenile attitude to refuse to look at anything bad, anything against your beliefs.
Hitler and that book is a significant part of history. reading it doesn't mean you support hitler come on

No. 456959

>>456953
It was definitely on his "to read" list on that site but I wouldn't put too much thought into it. He was just a genuinely curious and open-minded person.

No. 456960

>>456953
its literally just a historical text at this point. like reading the communist manifesto or john locke

No. 456961

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new weegee pic unlocked with his hippie commune friends

No. 456962

>>456949
Lots of lifestyle books. Does he hate novels kek. Maybe he will hate the books I want to send him

No. 456963

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anyone have the google drive links to his notes on the bottom of this screenshot?

No. 456964

>>456962
I was kind of like that in my mid 20s. I think the self help shit was because of his mental struggles. Keep in mind these are "want to read" It seemed like Luigi actually read a lot of books. Including my favorite: Brave New World.
Maybe I'll work up the courage and ask him about the book in a letter.
I wish the prison would release what books he has. I wouldn't want to send him his 56th copy of brave new world.

No. 456965

>>456962
he was very into self improvement books and other intellectual books

No. 456966

>>456962
He was in engineering. I feel like those types of men don't really like things like fiction and art. He's going to be in prison for possibly the rest of his life though so I doubt he'll be too picky about what people will send him.

No. 456967


No. 456968

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>>456963
ruh roh

No. 456969

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>>456948
>i think its because hes not only handsome, but represents something meaningful in this horrible country

No. 456970

>>456959
Yeah… It's kind of like when people are like "Oh well he liked Tucker Carlson!" but then you realize he's actually just saying Tucker Carlson is right that modern architecture is ugly and oppressive looking. It's like okay I agree with that too, broken clock being right twice a day and all.
Besides, if he's really a conservacuck I'm sure he can be corrected after a few hours in the pit of nonas.

No. 456971

>>456965
Ayrt, I honestly find that very sexy. I always cringed every time I tried to read a self help book. I am beyond help kek
>>456966
That’s what I was thinking. I’m sure he’d appreciate a little escapism.

No. 456972

>>456968
made me gag

No. 456973

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>>456968
>ywn binge the Jackass series with Luigi
What even live

No. 456974


No. 456975

>>456973
i love this photo, his smile is so cute

No. 456976

>>456948
>I hate this goddamn country.
I hate that Luigi makes me want to like it. Like he's the hope in this Pandora's box of hypercapitalist apathetic shithole.
But then I go back to hating America when the man who brought people together is being abused. I also get really bent out of shape when evil scrotoids tell me they hope he dies in the electric chair.

No. 456977

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>>456963
The google drive notes is a scan of his notebook.
But it's literally just notes he took on the book, so it's all about nutrition and working out.

No. 456978

>>456973
mmm his teeth I bet he leaves nice and large hickeys

No. 456980

>>456977
i just love that he was not terminally online or addicted to video games like most moids nowadays. why is that so rare now? god. there's no hope for men

No. 456981

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>>456977
why is his handwriting so tiny kek

No. 456982

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Do any of you nonnies have drawing ideas for him? I currently have nothing right now.

No. 456983

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>>456980
Luigi is the opposite of this list lmao

No. 456984

I want Luigi’s bite marks all over my body

No. 456985

>>456982
draw him a scenery it would be nice since being in a fucking shoe box all day must be miserable

No. 456986

>>456983
Magic tricks? What guy is doing magic tricks?

No. 456987

>>456982
Luigi and nona cuddling please.

No. 456988

>>456969
Andrew witty is the wicked witch of the west, Brian Thomson is the wicked witch of the east (I killed him with my house for luigi so he wouldn't have to be locked up.)
Who is the good witch, and who is everyone else?

No. 456989

>>456982
>ideas
renaissance style portrait
or something french revolution related

No. 456990

>>456982
Sitting in his cell looking out and seeing a tropical rainforest instead of a wall

No. 456991

>>456969
kek the la croix cases I forgive him for drinking static water

No. 456993

>>456983
I wouldnt mind bird watching if its in like New Guinea

No. 456994

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Your honor Luigi can't be prosecuted the law doesn't apply to cat boys

No. 456995

>>456983
I would 10000% take a bird watcher over a dude who gambles and does magic tricks. Men who enjoy nature are endearing.

No. 456997

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posting this head because it made me kek

No. 457000

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>>456982
>Do any of you nonnies have drawing ideas for him? I currently have nothing right now.
Can you draw Luigi with a pose/composition similar to this but he's browsing LC?

No. 457001

>>456997
this is crazy to me. im trying to wrap my head around how much coverage luigi is getting outside of the US
like is it jsut because of the internet or does their media report on this stuff abroad? do ppl outside the US even know about the healthcare situation we have

No. 457002

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>>456995
most birdwatchers are 50+ year old men tho

No. 457003

>>456986
I saw a male street performer one night when I was leaving a party. He was doing magic tricks, and he told me he performed in bars, clubs, casinos, so on. I thought his act was fun until I saw a group of drunk hot girls come through and the way the mood changed. They're basically sleazy entertainers or performers for children. It's both juvenile and kind of… manipulative? Like they enjoy confusing others. It's definitely off putting when you see men do magic tricks irl with no sense of irony.

No. 457004

>>457002
Maybe I’ll start dating again when I’m 50 then kek.
>>457001
>do ppl outside the US even know about the healthcare situation we have
I think they know it sucks but not the dirty details.

No. 457006

>>456949
Don't sent him something like that where he won't be able to interact with women, just rude.

>>456962
>>456965
Eh it's not uncommon, I mostly don't read novels either. There are more than enough interesting non fiction books to read. I could share a list of things I have read that he me might like that you might want to send if nonnies want ideas.

No. 457007

>>456982
A pepe/wojak style Luigi face that could be used to shitpost around the Internet, maybe?

No. 457008

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>>456989
kek
>>457000
I wonder what his reaction would be to these threads though.

No. 457010

>>457008
I feel preemptive second hand embarrassment thinking about that. At best he might find it funny. From what little we can glean from his social media presence and the endorsement of others I kind of feel like he'd be . . . disappointed.

No. 457012

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>>456982
How about Luigi living up to his username and twerking

No. 457013

>>456910
Nonna you're so talented, this is amazing!!! I need him so badly

No. 457014

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kek we need to reform him

No. 457016

>>457014
Eh, Ari is pretty, her career and ability is something else

No. 457017

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>>457010
He will love this when he sees it nona, don't kid yourself. He already is (see thread pic)

No. 457021

>>457014
What year was this?

No. 457022

>>457014
Is this even real? Or is it deleted? It's not on his profile

No. 457023

>>457018
>>457021
>>457022
probably fake but I could be completely wrong it’s from an ariana stan account

https://x.com/obviosvibess/status/1866470646991163767(this is an imageboard)

No. 457024

>>457017
>Why haven't these chicks capped some CEOs and busted me out of prison yet???

No. 457025

>>457016
Ari is pretty but these past couple of months shes been looking skinnier it’s a bit worrisome

No. 457026

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>familial networth 10 billion
How can you still be such a hideous shill? Why are you even a shill at that point

No. 457027

>>457023
Its fake he's using this one fake ass photo of some luigi lookalike jerking off and trying to pass it off as real.
I'm not saying Luigi couldn't find Ariana hot but idk he doesn't come off as a celebrity stan…. Maybe when he was super young???

No. 457028

>>457026
>43rd richest family in the united states.
>This inbred goblin looking bitch is gonna use her money to take Luigi's virginity by force.
Why does this level of evil exist?

No. 457029

>>457026
we live in a dystopia, fucking bootlickers

No. 457030

I hate this nonas.
Why is it the LITERAL SECOND I get a fucking decent 3D husband it has to be the most tragic display of injustice ever made visible to the American people???

No. 457031

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>>457024
That would be a very big wave but what is coming will be a tsunami. Be patient and enjoy a refreshing lacroix beverage, anon

No. 457032

>>456962
>>456971
he has harry potter on the list so there's that
>>457027
maybe it's because she's italian like him. besides simply finding her attractive isn't the same as full on stanning, there's tons of men who aren't into pop in the slightest but make similar offhand comments

No. 457034

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Guys, I just realized something. There's no privacy in prison. Our boy is going to have to shit and piss and shower in front of horny guards

No. 457035

>>457034
that is so depressing

No. 457037

>>457034
Is he gonna be by himself or have a cell mate?
I figure hes so high profile he'll be alone

No. 457039

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>>457037
Even if he is alone, guards will be watching him. Female guards are allowed in men's prison btw. So it's totally plausible some lady will get to look at his naked bod every day.

No. 457040

>>457039
Is rikers hiring prison guards? Asking for a friend.

No. 457041

>>457034
Me on the top bunk

No. 457042

Aside from Diddy MDC Brooklyn also has Sam Bankman Fried…do nonas think him and weegee would be friends or nah
>>457037
supposedly he'll be in a special 15 person custody unit (where Diddy and SBF are). I have no idea how the unit is set up though

No. 457043

>>457042
He won't have much company so I think they might hit it off.

No. 457044

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>>457034
he's in solitary confinement at the MDC and he's allowed out for one hour a day, but it really depends. it's rumoured that they'll send him to the same unit diddy and SBF are staying at, so he'll be floormates with them. i read that the floor has holes that allow them to see and talk to the women on the floor below. let me in
https://nypost.com/2024/11/11/us-news/air-hockey-movies-phone-calls-and-potential-freak-offs-for-diddy-in-mdc/

No. 457045

>>457042
probably, i wonder how that works. sbf is vegan

No. 457048

>>457042
I feel like Luigi wont like Diddy because he's a disgusting rapist pig but he might get along with SBF.
Imagine if Luigi killed the Diddler.

No. 457050

>>457042
What if they kissed?

No. 457052

>>456981
Right its kind of crazy considering he has gigantic yaoi hands

No. 457054

>>456931
me!
i was thinking of sending him a collection of works of a poet from my country (translated in english of course) along with another book i thought he would be interested in

No. 457055

Not a luigifag but I hope you all get to at least thread #10 of this saga before 2025 comes. Make this a goal everyone kek

No. 457056

thoughts on this?

No. 457060

>>457056
Calling him "The Assassin" when there hasn't even been a trial- she's part of the problem trying to monetize assertions like that. Plus she mentions the fact she has a "philosophy degree" as evidence for why she can psychoanalyze his tweets in connection with a fake, speculative story she conjured up for clicks. What a terrible video from a clout-chasing idiot.

No. 457064

>>457056
Didn't watch the video but she has lifeless psycho eyes

No. 457080

>>457039
>the ai slop prison guard has "slop" written on her arm badge
kek

No. 457081

i wonder what kind of music he's into

No. 457082

love the background music

No. 457086

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>>457044
Man, they’re putting him in solitary confinement because everyone loves him too much

No. 457088

>>457086
>on tiktok
This is when you’re supposed to stop reading. The prisoners he wasn’t allowed to speak with clearly didn’t pluck his eyebrows or shave his face. He was probably given permission to do so and get his hair trimmed via his lawyer

No. 457089

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I am so depressed, it's so sad he has to strip down almost fully naked just to shit and piss. I hope he doesn't have any roommates, I don't want losers laughing about how he'll probably be getting raped. I hope he gets to comingle with some people, though… but not Diddy. Fuck that.
I wonder if he got to read any of the letters he was sent? Or are they being withheld?

No. 457093

>>457086
they always put high profile cases into solitary

No. 457095

>>456968
What's wrong with Wigi liking Steve-O? That's another quite normie opinion to have, although it's mostly millennials who love Steve-O and not so much zoomers, although every zoomer I know who has watched Jackass likes Steve-O. The addictive personality comment sucks though, what do you mean by this, Schizowee?
>>457014
Clearly fake, can you people stop falling for this shit
>>456982
>sitting in his cell all thoughtful and anime
>trying to jerk himself off but his handcuffs tied to his slavebelt are in the way
>Getting half an hour of 'puter time and reading LC and either getting horny/distressed
>An imagining of him in his sweater during the hearing that we never got to see
>POV of him about to eat pussy
>Wigi as Jesus holding a lamb but he's holding a nonna
>>456973
He is so rapeable here
>>457034
Is this how they look? This tracks with the dream I had. What a fucking low ass toilet. Imagine his knees reaching his fucking forehead squatting on that thing.

No. 457099

>>456515
>>456517
i have pretty much the same timeline
>left surfbreak in june 2022 and told them he’d go to the east coast to see a doctor
>went back in october 2022 and rented a 2 bed 2 bath apartment, no one knows if he was living by himself. (some sources say he rented there from october 2022 until august 2024, but records show he moved in february 2024 so what’s up with that)
>back surgery in july 2023
>spoke for the last time with martin in august 2023, after he texted him to ask about the surgery and luigi sent him the x-rays, told him they should catch up, blah blah it ended up in nothing.
>luigi called him a couple weeks, maybe a month later but he didn’t answer
>was cited in november 2023 for trespassing a closed area in hawaii and paid a $100 fine
>reads ted’s manifesto in january 2024 (i believe he tried to read it in 2022, but got around to it in january), spends february in japan and posted on reddit back in april that he had visited various countries during the past two months
>may 2024, last time he was active on goodreads
>july 2024, last time he spoke with his mom and last time he was active on twitter (taking into account the deleted tweets)
>november 2024, mom fills a missing person report in san francisco after not talking to him for months, even though he didn’t live there and had stopped working for truecar over a year ago.
>arrives in new york on a greyhound bus from atlanta (did he get on in atlanta or was it just where the bus was coming from?) on november 24th and stays at the hostel until december 4th (the date and location for the investor conference wasn’t publicly announced until nov 26th so i'll charge it to the social engineering he mentioned)
>kills the fatso, allegedly
>5 days on the run
what was he up to from july until november? was he unemployed and spending all his savings? where was he? he didn't talk to anyone? not even a stranger has said yeah i recognize him i saw him at wawa or i don't know, trader joe's last week, what the fuck. i also believe that he was pulling away from people gradually and i'd like to know if he was living under his mark rosario identity or just luigi
>>456829
nonny the beauty marks omg so perfect
>>456977
him taking notes for the books he reads is very endearing
>>457081
i want to know sooooooo bad you have no idea. i've looked everywhere but i can't find shit. i found his soundcloud account and he liked two electro? edm? songs 12 years ago kek. if someone writes him a letter PLEASE ASK HIM

No. 457103

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>>457099
I am going to ask him his fave music, I am sure others will too. I'm still thinking Tangerine Dream kek. This whole debacle has been causing me poor sleep. I keep waking up because I am so cold, and my heart cries out for Luigi to give me warmth, and for me to warm him, as I'm afraid he's cold in there…
I do hope we get an explanation for the gap of time, I also need to know whether or not his back still hurts. Picrel made me kek but cry. Also, can anyone brief us what's going on Monday and why we might see him? Is he being moved to another detention center? Is he having a hearing?

No. 457107

>>457103
>tangerine dream
holy shit nona you are so so right, he's probably into electronic music. maybe he also likes kraftwerk?

No. 457108

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>>457107
Maybe in my letter I will subtly flirtatiously guess he likes Tangerine Dream and Kraftwerk. The letter I'll likely never send… no, I've already smuggled stamps and an envelope in my drawer, it must be so…~ I wonder how many of the letters he's been sent/received (do we know if this verbiage refers to receive via his hands or to the center?) were given to him to read

No. 457109

>>456974
we need to get him some actual literature asap

No. 457110

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Are you allowed to send nudes to prisoners? What about letters smeared with juice from your coochie?

No. 457111

>>457109
I'm on it! But I cannot stop seething at the idea he may never get to read Crime and Punishment.

No. 457112

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>>457110
Unironically no, no pussy juice, because the centers take scans of the letters you send before sending them, so they are never getting the original.
Can us letter nonnas all send our letters at roughly the same time? I think it'd be interesting, and we could see about receiving any letters back, hopefully around the same timeframe as well. I wonder where prison-letter anon went, who said that she's sent letters to prisoners before and that hers will be the best. Do you think she sent hers already?

No. 457114

>>457099
Yeah that gap of time is interesting, where was he living during that gap? His last known address was in Hawaii but I’m assuming you’re bound to run into an acquaintance at some point, since it’s a small island. Also, why has there been no mention of law enforcement finding the place his was living in during that blackout period, he’d had to have a place to hole up with his 3D printer and somewhere to sleep and eat, although judging by how skinny he looks compared to his gym bro self, he probably was not eating much. So many questions sigh. Good question regarding his identity, I want to know if he was living under as Mark Rosario to avoid being detected, since apparently his family had hired a PI to track him down but had no luck finding him.

No. 457115

>>457114
Almost definitely living as Mark Rosario. I want to know where exactly he was, you'd think the media would reveal this information as they revealed everything else, but maybe they are still putting the pieces together themselves. Does Wigi even remember?
Also, just food for thought… what if Schizigi's mental breakdown made him super horny and slutty

No. 457116

>>457114
samefag but forgot to add there has to be an apartment or room somewhere in the country just sitting with his belongings

No. 457117

>>457116
Dirty underwear… books with notations and scribbles on the pages, dirty bedsheets, dirty socks, his famous Bali t-shirt… la croix cans… imagine they get sold on ebay.

No. 457122

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it has officially been a year since he last logged in on chess.com…

No. 457123

>>457122
Seeing some pics of him just makes me really want to rape him

No. 457124

>>457112
I’ve been trying to figure out if he’s been sent to MDC yet because I addressed as such. I don’t think he has. But if I send it and he’s not there, will they hold onto it until he arrives? Ahhhh. I feel like I should wait but I wanna send it noww

No. 457126

File: 1734885536076.png (955.13 KB, 716x756, 1734505448720.png)

>tfw hes a reader
>tfw his reading is completely different from yours

The whole thing with being the only one in the bookclub who finished the book also happened to me

No. 457127

>>457109
im thinking of sending him emile zola's germinal since im reading it right now and mentally imagine etienne looking like luigi

No. 457128

>>457124
They probably don't care about him enough to hold onto anything. But I already thought he is at MDC? Well tell me when you send yours, I want to send mine around the same time. I haven't even completed writing it, I want to make sure it's perfect… I might send the books early though. I'm sure he's at MDC, isn't that where Diddy is? The news already reported he ate a lasagna for dinner there so he must be there. Where else would he be? Not in my bedroom that's for sure (a damn shame)

No. 457129

>>457128
If he’s at MDC I’m sending my letter on Thursday Nona. I’ll send him the books probably a week after that. I want my letter to get to him first but whatever; ultimately it doesn’t matter kek

No. 457130

>>457126
He's so fucking cute. Would have sperged if I saw him at school

No. 457132

File: 1734886186889.jpg (1013.24 KB, 2869x2864, 1734479668282.jpg)

>>457129
Must the addresses on the letter be written with pen or does that not matter, I am so nervous they'll find any reason to put it through the shredder

No. 457134

>>457132
Aryt, pen is probably better? I’ve never written to a prison before. I used to pen pal soldiers when I was in high school kek and I’d always cover the addresses with clear tape so they wouldn’t be obstructed or ruined. But I don’t know if they’d be happy with that in prison? So I left it alone and made the address very clear, bold and in pen.

No. 457135

>>457134
I feel like the military is way different since y'know… they aren't prisoners.

No. 457136

>>457135
Yea they’re not strict at all. I don’t think they even read their mail before giving it to them.

No. 457138

>>457136
Doubt it, especially since you're allowed to and encouraged to send packages to the military. Like care stuff. You couldn't even send Wigi fuzzy socks if you wanted to. I hope he isn't cold at night.

No. 457141

>>457088
it's apparently real in prison culture.

the message is he's being looked after by clout holding prisoners (get him cleaned up and give pep talk) and correctional officers (allowing this to happen)

No. 457142

>>457132
this picture makes me so horny

No. 457143

>>457141
I know I saw the dumb posts about it. I still don't think the prisoners were the ones giving him a "fade" (it's not even a fade, they just chopped off his curly tresses and shaved the back) and I'm unsure if the correctional officers could've stopped his legal team from getting him cleaned up.

No. 457145

>>457143
Fuckk I need his shopped off curlies,they should’ve gave them away

No. 457146

>>457143
yeah i think its more likely his lawyer(s) were behind it.

No. 457147

>>457122
he was so ass at chess it's so funny

No. 457148

how tf is he charged with multiple counts of murder for the killing of ONE person

No. 457149

>>457143
idk I won't presume to know the prison culture more than people who actually have contact with that system.

No. 457150

>>457044
I would commit a crime if it meant I could talk to him between little holes. Telling him to touch himself and hearing the moans he makes when you tell him to go faster ahhh

No. 457151

>>457148
I think his lawyer is trying to fight against this but it's not going to work. I don't know if the terrorism charges are even going to be dropped.
>>457149
Yeah and I don't trust a Twitter post about a TikTok post about that TikTokkers mom and dad who were prisoners and herself who was also a prisoner, and from someone who doesn't even know what a taper fade is and that Luigi had no contact with the other prisoners.
>>457150
Telling him to send some cum down the hole and collecting it in a little chalice

No. 457153

File: 1734888599545.gif (1.62 KB, 24x22, mail_ani1.gif)

>>457127
yayy!!!! just sent him the book. im happy. hope that it reaches him and he reads it

No. 457154

>>457143
It’s very likely the lawyer had him cleaned up. They will also do the same for female prisoners, often putting make up on them, etc. they want them to look presentable in court and human for the public.
>>457151
There was a story recently about how a male prisoner was sending his goop to a female prisoner through the vents or some shit and she turkey-basted that stuff and got pregnant with his kid. I didn’t read too much into it but people were saying it was probably a guard but supposedly a DNA test was done? Idk how credible all that is but if there’s a will, there’s a way.

No. 457156

File: 1734889134640.jpeg (133.22 KB, 1132x1080, IMG_8537.jpeg)

We need to gatekeep Luigi from fags. Also on Twitter there are several weird Luigi fan accounts including a teenager just pretending to be him. Males cannot into revolutionism

No. 457159

hes so cute

No. 457161

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>>456987
do any of you nonnies know how to write a letter without sounding autistic or schizo?

No. 457162

>>457161
Think about all the letters he is getting. Think about everything they’re saying. It’s all cliche and cringe. Do the opposite of that. And keep it short. One page. He’s got all that fucking mail. You think he wants to read your 3 page ramblings? Short and sweet.

No. 457163

>>457161
I prob sound autistic in mine but not schizo also I LIKE THIS ART A LOT
Are you thinking of drafting a letter? Just go for it. It'd be so cool to share our potential responses with each other, though something tells me he won't be having the time to respond to letters… but I wanna send one asap, hard decisions to make right now

No. 457164

>>457161
so cute

(i don't want to ask too much but please make the hair curlier and he'll be literally perfect)

No. 457165

>>457162
I might give a drawing to him so maybe I'll stand out I hope. Fingers crossed.
>>457164
Will do in the other drawings. I just suck at drawing curly short hair.

No. 457166

>>457165
Yes, definitely draw for him. Will you give him a drawing of himself?

No. 457168

>>457166
Yes, I will. I don't know if I should draw him in his prison jumpsuit though. Also should I handwrite the letter or type it out and print it?

No. 457169

File: 1734890954760.webp (47.62 KB, 960x1440, download.webp)

How did his hair get so uncoiled in this?

No. 457170

>>457169
They sprayed him with water like a cat to get him toe behave

No. 457171

>>457169
It’d probably been awhile since he washed his hair. Oils build up and weigh on the curls.

No. 457172

>>457168
I think it has to be hand-written but don't quote me on this
>>457169
It was very windy that night

No. 457173

>>457150
>ywn hear his moans

the cops at the perp walk should have just tossed him to the floor and had a microphone on him so we could hear him groaning

No. 457175

>>457173
Honestly, if they wanted to humiliate him so badly… speaking of, what is he doing Monday, I heard we may see him. I think it's a hearing? We'll likely only see him going in our out of a car, but at least we'll see him. Hopefully he'll be dressed up nice.

No. 457176

>>457173
Wigi pls join that gonewildaudio subreddit and start posting, we'll crowdfund and smuggle the recording equipment to your cell somehow

No. 457177

>>457176
Need this so bad, along with guards and prisoners in the background yelling at him to shut up because it's after-hours and then the audio gets silent for a few moments before he starts moaning again but quietly.

No. 457178

>>457171
the picture looks like it was taken at the mcdonalds he was caught in and the beanie he was wearing flattened his curls a bit

No. 457179

>>457177
kekkk this would be so hot

No. 457180

>>457177
kek just the visualization of that is comedic

No. 457181

>>457178
Kek, imagine they start taking pics of him before he even leaves the McDonalds, the half-eaten hashbrown still on the table

No. 457184

>>457169
need to bite on his ear

No. 457185

>>457177
If this happened I'd find a way to literally replace all the blood and neurotransmitters and any kind of fluid in my brain with the soundwaves of Lulu sighing, moaning and doing some shy dirty talk. I'd make it happen, I've never wanted to hear anything more in my life

No. 457186

>>457185
god imagine what his dirty talk would be like

No. 457187

File: 1734891823337.jpg (62.03 KB, 933x1167, IMG_8503.jpg)

I hope whatever feds are hacking my laptop whenever I am on this thread (every fucking time my screen will go black for 1 milisecond when I am browsing this specific thread) are very embarrassed that they are spending time spying on me posting about Wigi moans. Yeah feds fuck you, this is what you want to watch all day? Imagine Luigi moaning, panting, and squirming. Imagine his massive cock pulsating. Fuck you feds

No. 457188

File: 1734892099946.jpeg (423.26 KB, 1125x629, IMG_3709.jpeg)

He’s got that thousand yard stare

No. 457189

>>457188
So cute, I wonder what he's thinking about. Probably how cold and sad he is.
>>457186
Probably so pathetic, shy, and basic. He'd feel awkward doing it and try not to laugh.

No. 457190

File: 1734892257586.jpg (46.2 KB, 467x540, Cutie.jpg)

how to find a luigi irl

No. 457191

>>457188
He just killed someone. I’m sure he’s not feeling great about it since he’s not a killer. I feel so bad for him. He looks so depressed and pathetic eating that hash brown. It’s so cute.

No. 457192

>>457189
No nonnie it'd be majestic to hear. For sure he'd feel awkward and shy but that's part of the appeal. Him flustered, what a dream my god

No. 457193

>>457190
Impossible. He's a once in a lifetime guy. 2D is the only way…

No. 457194

>>457192
Oh yeah I definitely agree it'd be majestic. Imagine him going quiet for a few seconds and you can tell he's thinking of what to say.
>>457191
Yeah but it was a few days after the fact… but still. His eyes ever since we've seen him after the event have been full of pain, fear, sadness.
>>457190
You don't, I genuinely don't think it's possible. All the stupid anons saying he's average/below average and their nigels look hotter are coping.

No. 457195

File: 1734892553103.jpeg (44.84 KB, 460x575, IMG_3710.jpeg)

>>457188
If he only himbo weegee knew at the time of this picture that McDonald’s would be his downfall in the future

No. 457196

>>457189
i'd give anything to hear him chuckle awkwardly and get all red and flustered..
>>457191
>>457194
he probably feels so awful about having done it despite seemingly planning it for so long
>>457190
i can't stop thinking about this. there will never be a real life man like squeegee..

No. 457197

>>457194
He looks similar to my ex who is Portuguese/italian/spanish but Luigi is waayyyy cuter. He actually mogs my ex; he looks so ugly looking at him now after Lu has blessed my eyes kek.

No. 457198

>>457190
It's devastating to think about the fact that Weegee is probably a one in a billion type of moid and I won't find one like him. Especially now that I'm so fucking horny bc of him all the time. Really wish I could release this energy irl, not just astral projecting lust to the ether with other nonas

No. 457199

>>457198
Just send the horny energies to him so when he writes back to us he randomly starts raving about eating lolcow.farm user pussy

No. 457200

>>457199
Yeah I'll add my part to the voltron of horny nonas so hopefully when he writes back to some of the weegeewives he'll give them something nice and steamy to read!

No. 457202

Why hasn't the media harassed the hostel girl he was flirting with for an interview? I want to know what she has to say about him. …And to see the type of girl that makes him smile like his old self.

No. 457204

>>457176
omg pent up weewee releasing a ramblefap………………… all sweaty and horny on his bunk bed

SO HOT

No. 457205

Do you think Weewove has cried in his cell at some point

No. 457207

>>457202
There is probably a media blackout on the hostel receptionist and the two people who were standing near the shooter being interviewed.

No. 457208

>>457207
Damn what if it’s because Luigi really isn’t the killer

No. 457209

>>457205
No. He seemed really confident on the walk. I think he has something up his sleeve. So there is nothing to cry about.

No. 457210

>>457209
You think he seemed confident?

No. 457212

i finished writing my letter right now. on the envelope itself, are you guys putting your real home address or do you have PO box or something? the only thing im afraid of it being put on some kind of watchlist for having sent him something from my address. idk

No. 457213

>>457161
This was my request and this looks great! Also, I think for the letter, it would be a good idea not to focus on the case or his life in prison and maybe just bring up less serious topics. I wouldn't bring up anything that might be about his family or personal life for instance. Words of encouragement and a few things about yourself as well as maybe bringing up some of his own interests would likely suffice. I think you should also draw something cute for him since you are good at it and it would make your letter stick out more.

No. 457214

>>457209
I agree with you nonna. He had this air about him that it's all part of his plan, he seemed cocky in a good way. I don't know if he had a schizo break or not but as long as he is in somewhat good spirits I'm happy, better than him being upset and crying

No. 457215

>>457212
I dont have a PO box so I guess the feds are gonna camp out my real home
>>457214
He seemed confident to you people? He looked tired and nervous to me but I hope he and his lawyer have a plan. I feel like they do

No. 457217

>>457212
I think we are all already on a watch list here. I just don't give a fuck at this point. I ain't doing anything illegal and the feds are just wasting their own time observing autistic behavior.

No. 457218

>>457212
>are you guys putting your real home address or do you have PO box or something?
You must put your full name and your home address.
They won't give him the letter otherwise.

No. 457219

File: 1734897366819.webp (30.6 KB, 960x1205, line-drawn-reaction-images-v0-…)

God, I hope they don't show my autistic letter on the news.

No. 457220

>>457219
This is honestly what makes me hesitate writing a letter. It will likely get leaked eventually and my real name will be attached to cringe for all to see.

No. 457221

>>457219
can prisoners reply to letters? ive never sent someone mail in prison. how tf does this work. what if he writes back? what are the odds? is it possible?

No. 457222

>>457221
>can prisoners reply to letters?
Yes it is his constitutional right.

No. 457226

>>457219
>>457220
Kek oh god i would either double down or kill myself
>>457221
He can, we don’t know the odds though. I am thinking slim odds right now but I want to send it so badly, and soon. And what do you mean, what if? Then you have a special keepsake

No. 457227

>>457220
I'm taking this one for the team.

No. 457228

>>457227
Kek same lets all be on the news and guess which letter was written by a nonny

No. 457229

I imagined a scenario earlier where luigi has to spend hours replying to his fan mail, it was cute kek.

No. 457230

I finally finished my letter, nonnies. Time for me to put it in the mailbox now. I will definitely not be on a government watchlist soon.

No. 457232

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>>457190
>>457193
>>457194
>>457196
>>457198
The children yearn for dime-a-dozen Penn fratboy failsons. Literally come to Philadelphia and set your dating app's age range to 18-24.

No. 457233

He should be allowed a conjugal visit for Christmas because he’s Italian and ummm yeah

No. 457234

File: 1734900487547.png (145.06 KB, 333x258, 239482-309482-039.png)

I'm looking up guides on how to play chess through the mail. I'm going to try and initiate a game with him.
Doesn't matter that I suck ass at chess because evidently he's trash at chess also kek

No. 457235

>>457232
I graduated from the """Harvard of the South""". The fratboy failsons were nothing like him.

No. 457236

>>457232
Kek there’s a metric assload of slightly above average height sorta Jewish looking moids with the same exact vaguely critical edgy worldviews and questionable taste in reading material, right down to the smattering of “deep” children’s lit quotes and following a niche cult leader wannabe Substack writer. They’re all incredibly eye roll inducing theorycucks with surface level takes, and Luigi was too, until he pulled the trigger, which is the only thing that makes him as this type of moid desirable. Also makes him off limits for at least the next 20 years probably.

No. 457237

>>457236
I should clarify on the East Coast, mostly above the mason dixie line

No. 457238

File: 1734901661081.png (825.65 KB, 853x768, lq weege.png)

was about to google luigi mangione piss stain until i remembered some nona posted the photo in a previous thread so thank you

No. 457239

>>457099
>>457114
>"In the missing person report she filed Nov. 18 with the San Francisco police, Kathleen Zannino Mangione, said she had last spoken with her son in July, when he told her he was working for a tech company called TrueCar in its offices in that city."
>"”While we generally don’t comment on personnel matters, we can confirm that Luigi Mangione has not been an employee of our company since 2023,” a TrueCar spokesperson said in an email."
https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/community/local-news/luigi-mangione-missing-unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting-BWINPGS47VF25CPNVRMMSROYN4/

So he either quit or was laid off in 2023 and I'm guessing he was coasting on his savings. If he was laid off I could plausibly see the stress of that getting to him especially with tech industry hiring being fucking terrible right now.

No. 457240

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I’m so upset, I can be doing okay one moment and then I think of him and how he’s not in my life and how his life is at risk. He legitimately ruined men for me, I can think of other guys like sure that guys cute…but he’s just not him and I do believe guys especially other Italian men would try to copy him but it would never work. He’s like rare gemstone hidden in a mountain no animal can reach.

No. 457241

Interview with random prisoners he’s being confined with

No. 457242

>>457238
Not a Luigi nonna but this picture goes hard

No. 457243

>>457230
Kek welcome to the party
>>457232
As a phillynonna you are lying
>>457236
And they are all hideous, 5’4” and fat gtfo

No. 457244

>>457241
American politics and drama is so hilarious. New thing to entertain us every day. Side note, I hate how they pronounce his last name wrong.

No. 457247

>>457238
I'm getting impatient waiting for a dick report. I know this guy fucks. Bad back or no. He fucks.

No. 457249

>>457247
He prob had to use his fingies and mouth mmmm

No. 457251

>>457247
seriously why hasn’t anyone come forward to say anything about hooking up with him and if he was good in bed or not although doubt he was getting any with his back issues

No. 457253

File: 1734903268823.png (74.3 KB, 440x518, 823-405983405.png)

cute quote from one of his book reviews

No. 457255

>ywn get each other sick so you can have a good excuse to rot in bed together

No. 457256

>>457251
This is probably hard to believe but I wouldn't tell anyone. We all think Tracy is a loser for bringing so much attention to it

No. 457257

>>457240
Mmm imagining a soaked weegee after surfing and the water on his body dripping on me when he leans in to kiss me

No. 457258

File: 1734903386218.png (40.41 KB, 440x283, 293842-038942-0.png)

>>457253
samefag the rest of the review where he references Bill Cosby

No. 457259

There has been over 5000 posts on lc about weegee

No. 457260

>>457253
Hes so me lmaoooo
>one day youll meet someone and be on a date and yada yada
Is this the average zoomer experience why has this happened to me word for word, we belong with each other I am going to remain alone forever because my soulmate is in jail for the crime of being based
>>457251
It would be so out of touch to mention it honestly

No. 457261

>>457251
Probably because most of the people in his circles are upper middle class/lower upper class strivers who find it some combination of gauche, personally embarrassing, immoral, or career damaging

No. 457262

>>457256
Sigh you’re right it’s best to not say anything he seems like a someone who moans when he cums I want that

No. 457265

>>457243
As a Pennonna I speak the truth.
>>457236
You get it.

No. 457268

>>457265
You don’t get it, nobody wants your weasley Jewish ilk we want Italian stallions

No. 457269

>>457265
>Pennnona
Oh nice. Can you tell us what his frat’s rep is like on campus? I tried to check Greek rank but it’s basically flooded with Luigi fans kek. I think he was in Fiji

No. 457270

>>457268
>italian stallions
keeping luigi in a stable…. hhhhhhhh

No. 457271

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>>457269
From what I understand, extremely pathetic. Though I don't understand very much about fraternity politics and things like that, as I'm too old, the majority of politicking and spats go on at private (to non-university affiliates) forums.
C.f. posts made by the campus satire publication when the news came out about the UHC shooter's identity.

No. 457274

>>457271
Kek he was in the virgin frat…. Hawwwttt

No. 457277

>>457274
Kek really? That’s cute…fiji at my school is all like artsy stoner fuckboys so I got a little worried especially with the curated goodreads

No. 457279

>>457274
that makes him even more attractive

No. 457280

>>457274
goddamnit i need him

No. 457281

>>457212
You gotta out yourself nonna, sorry. Your full name and address has to go on the envelope.

No. 457282

>>457274
>virgin frat
What does that mean nona

No. 457284

>>457271
This tracks with the eventual social isolation thing, he was probably like friendly but obviously nerdy to interact with rather than like significantly charismatic or funny. Someone that you would assume had an active social life but not someone that people really seek out or remember past like “oh yeah solid dude”. also tracks with the asian preference thing but we don’t need to go into that again He had the look and general background to land at least a middling frat

No. 457285

>>457282
Scroll up

No. 457287

Can he receive international mail? I wanna send him a birthday card when I go to Europe next month, with the processing time it’ll prob get to him roughly around his birthday and I won’t end up on a list

No. 457288

>>457282
The frat he was in was probably one of the nerdier ones hence why they made a joke about him having a body count.

No. 457289

>>457287
If they don’t accept it you can still use jmail

No. 457294

I wonder how many of the letters sent to Wi have actually been given to and read by him

No. 457295

>>457294
I'm excited to see if anyone here who's sent him a letter will get a response!

No. 457297

>>457295
I think I am going to send mine tomorrow… or after Christmas… I am getting inpatient. I mean impatient. I've got jail on the mind.

No. 457301

>>457253
What the hell? Why do I get the feeling that Luigi loved his mom but probably found her infuriating to deal with?
TBH I think he found his whole family infuriating.

No. 457302

>>457253
The reason you're supposed to cut meat with your right hand is because it's your dominant hand (for most) so it's more dexterous and is stronger.
You want your "better" hand to be operating the sharp instrument.
I wonder what he would've said if momigi had explained this to him properly

No. 457303

can’t stop thinking about squeegee all alone in that disgusting cell and preparing for another long day tomorrow, at least he’ll be stepping out of his cell for his state court appearance

No. 457304

>>457303
I hope he's been getting enough sleep and he isn't cold. I also fucking hope we get pics!!! And vids!!!

No. 457305

>>457302
It’s also just potentially awkward or inconsiderate if you’re using the left because you can bump the person sitting next to you. Do we know if he is left handed?

No. 457306

>>457305
He literally says he's right handed.

No. 457307

>>457253
ok i read this thinking it wasnt luigi and thought this sounded like someone who thinks theyre soo special lol….

No. 457308

>>457236
Y-yeah….
Even though Luigi definitely was a particularly cute fratboy, what makes me particularly interested in him is him taking matters into his own hands instead of just living that cringe ass lifestyle like the cog in the machine he was programmed to be.
It's not that he killed so much as he rebelled and sent a message.

I think Luigi might have kind of a weird ego or something, he really should have been able to get away with his crime. He had been missing for a while, all he had to do was travel out of country and just laid low like he had between july and december
Still love him tho.

No. 457309

I think part of his existential crisis is because he wasn't living the authentic life of an Italian-American. He should have spent his 20's in college part-time or doing night-classes while he spends some part of his days doing manual labor with an older and slightly mentally unwell Italian-American man as his mentor. He'd wear white tank-tops showing his muscle and lift boxes and build fences, and spend the rest of the afternoon drinking a beer with his old Italian mentor, maybe learning how to make meatballs, and discussing life. His mentor would then set up dates for him with said mentor's childhood friends' daughters until Luigi finds The One. If he lived his life authentically Italian-American he'd already be engaged by now.

No. 457310

>>457297
I’m also getting impatient but wait until after Christmas! Mail getting lost or taking forever when it’s sent around this time is so common.

No. 457311

File: 1734909364676.jpeg (1.12 MB, 1125x1265, IMG_3711.jpeg)

amóre

No. 457312

File: 1734909459838.jpeg (82.35 KB, 389x650, cool chad.jpeg)

>>457310
Okay nonnieee…. I just hope he responds to me.
>>457311
Anyone saying this is a dime a dozen moid is a liar. Find me a moid who has good eyebrows, good eyes, and a good smile, all on one face. Then make him fit, 5'10'' or taller, and read books. Then give him a bad back and the mystique of potentially being a virgin. I bet you can't.

No. 457313

i have always despised italian-americans and italian diaspora in general but he made me reconsider….

No. 457315

>>457311
Thought he had box braids

No. 457316

>>457313
Well that's on you, guidos rising up

No. 457317

File: 1734909730186.jpeg (767.26 KB, 1125x990, IMG_3713.jpeg)

stirring in my loins

No. 457318

File: 1734909779780.png (66.43 KB, 907x287, clip.png)

https://www.gurwinder.blog/p/the-riddle-of-luigi-mangione
So this fag wrote another article based off his correspondence with Luigi. I would take a lot of it with a grain of salt since he's been obviously trying to capitalize on this. I think the most interesting thing is how it does point to Luigi having difficulties and possibility trauma with his family though due to his apparent interest in the topic.

No. 457319

>>457317
His typical sultry, mildly sad gaze and his pillowy pink petal lips, upturned subtly at the edges in the illusion of a smile…

No. 457320

>>457312
If you control for his socioeconomic background, yeah there are hundreds of thousands of him. Specifically with a genetically predisposed bad back not so much, but a lot in chronic pain eventually needing surgical intervention from sports related injuries.

No. 457321

>>457318
>I can't elaborate
Then kill yourself.
>Pseudoscientific misinterpretation of epigenetics popular with activist-academics
Or his opinion, faggot.
>>457320
Post proof

No. 457323


No. 457324

File: 1734910095402.png (817.09 KB, 836x1135, Screenshot 2024-12-22 172057.p…)

I hope he manages to get my letter and respond to it even though it's probably extremely autistic. I should've waited until after Christmas to send it though.

No. 457326

>>457318
If I had to guess I'd say him mom's fucked up back and her literally screaming in bed from her pain affected im deeply.
And not just in a "my poor mommy" kind of way. Having sick and/or disabled parents can fuck you up.

No. 457327

File: 1734910223901.png (59.23 KB, 420x420, noFilter.png)

>>457317
he is the roblox handsome man face come to life

No. 457328

>>457326
Wasn't that particular "manifesto" proven to be fake? I don't think there's actual proof that his mom had back issues but maybe I'm wrong.

No. 457329

>>457324
Oooh he's looking moody in this one~
>>457326
Was that proven to be a real thing he wrote? I guess it kind of tracks with his writing style.

No. 457331

>>457324
Did you draw this?
If so, I think I know you

No. 457332

>>457324
Now I want a Luigi manga series..

No. 457333

File: 1734910821372.jpeg (309.62 KB, 1280x1706, pee pee prince.jpeg)

>>457331
Leave her alone
>Stands in front of you like this

No. 457336

>>457318
Hate this moid a lot kek he’s so bad at writing, never gets to a point yet sounds insanely smug then whole time. Also he ghosted weegee when he asked for advice on social media. Idk how to feel about weegee paying $200/month to like zoom call him, was he just very lost and grasping for straws? Does he have irredeemably bad taste? Does Penn not require like a basic humanities course?

No. 457338

>>457336
Schizigi was desperate. Again, he should have been made to live the Italian-American lifestyle, at least for half the day. It's like capturing a wild bird and making it live in a shoe box under your bed. Has he even ever rolled meatballs?

No. 457339

>>457333
We're both in the same thread, after all

No. 457340

>>457324
nice butt

No. 457341

>>457331
do you though?

No. 457343

Thinking about it, does Luigi have a dad?

No. 457344

just a little nibble on his ear please

No. 457345

>>457336
I despise how condescending he is too. If this is what he secretly thought of Luigi when consulting him, why would anyone want to pay for his advising or whatever bullshit he's trying to sell? Faggot.

No. 457346

>>457308
>I think Luigi might have kind of a weird ego or something, he really should have been able to get away with his crime.

I half agree? On one hand, he was basically a sitting duck in that McDonald’s and he’s definitely smart enough to know that. He could’ve driven down to Mexico and lived fine in one of those small border towns, people there would’ve been sympathetic, are used to turning a blind eye and they hate the feds regardless. But maybe he’s one of those people who plan really well and he just didn’t expect to be able to get away for that long, plus the lack of sleep and adrenaline made him irrational and the wheels fell off.
If he got caught on purpose I would’ve expected more of a statement from him, but there’s been nothing since the “insult to the american people” bit, which honestly did more to for the patsy conspiracies than anything else. I guess we’ll see

No. 457347

>>457336
I don't know why the hate, this is valuable insight and I appreciate him sharing it

No. 457348

>>457347
He is being rude about Wigi. And God help anyone who dares to disrespect our king.

No. 457349

>>457336
Luigi could have come here for much better advice for free

No. 457350

>>457349
Honestly, I hope they allow him 30 mins online time and he can just browse this thread and have a giggle, an insight, and a wank

No. 457352

File: 1734911894204.png (69.44 KB, 304x161, 348953-0944.png)

I wish we had more fanart that is masc and represents what he looks like (brooding and scruffy) and what he did (murder).
People keep drawing him like a kpop pussy faggot no fank yew

No. 457353

>>457351
You know they care more about that serial rapist pedophile with connections to a fuckton of elite than they do poor Wiwi who wacked a member of the elite

No. 457354

>>457350
Apparently Diddy has internet access so this isn't completely out of the realm of possibility

No. 457355

>>457352
That looks so bad and also looks nothing like him. Anon's drawings itt look way more like him

No. 457356

>>457347
He's coming off as extremely ignorant about US healthcare, placing blame on things like drugs and obesity and basically missing the whole point as to why Americans might be happy about this incident. He is also extremely dismissive, describing people's reactions and Luigi's actions as "stupid." He's a fucking autist moid so that says it all really.

No. 457357

>>457354
>guy who nobody fucking likes and should be castrated and beat up gets internet?
Bullshit.
Luigi should get internet but he's only allowed to post here.

No. 457359

>>457338
Idk about that, I mean he clearly hasn’t coped well with the scope of modern systemic whatever but he’s also not the type to look away or to be willing to just drop something unpleasant. Burgers think getting in touch with your roots will fix everything but like he’d have the same dissatisfaction and urge to dig, as a rural Italian he’d probably just channel it into protesting refugees and football hooliganism instead

No. 457362

Does anyone know where to get info about sending him books? Can I just order and send him books from any site like thrift books or is there a site I have to use? How did other Nonnas send books? Does it have to be a personal parcel like the letter?

No. 457363

>>457336
Luigi was probably feeling quite lost during this time (once again explains his trip to SEA) and tried to make this moid his mentor/friend by paying him 200 bucks a month in a desperate attempt to make a connection but got ghosted when he awkwardly cried for help. He really needed a friend but got nothing in the end.

No. 457364

File: 1734912443546.png (320.05 KB, 529x357, 384509444.png)

kek they fucked up the quote

No. 457366

>>457364
Im sorry all these tats are shit

No. 457367

>>457364
Why does the one on the left look like Steph curry kek these are so bad

No. 457368

>>457364
This is why you don't cheap out on tattoos.

No. 457369

all i want for christmas nonnas

No. 457370

>>457364
They should've just got 286 tattood on them holy shit
>>457362
Pretty sure you can use Amazon, someone can correct me though
>>457363
Poor little baby, does he have a father? No one has ever answered. Wigi needs an older Italian-American man to be his mentor/employer. Every Italian-American without an older, sweaty male as a guide gets depressed, I swear.

No. 457371

>>457347
I love and welcome all weegee insights but this guy talks down on him and plays into negative media angles, when he could just shut up and stick to his substack. Independently of anything to do with weegee his takes just really suck in such a Redditor way

No. 457372

>>457318
kek everyone in this fags comment section is fighting its funny to see

No. 457373

>>457370
Luigi has a dad but his dad is running those shitty retirement homes making money off health insurance

No. 457374

File: 1734913010822.png (496.92 KB, 634x465, 92972873-14175083-Luigi_is_pic…)

>>457370
His dad is Louis Mangione and owns a lot of real estate and nursing homes. Rich families can be very dysfunctional so I imagine Luigi might not have a good relationship with him.

No. 457376

>>457374
Luigi needs a sweaty, overweight, red-faced Italian mentor, I bet his dad can’t even make meatballs

No. 457377

>>457376
Just say Luigi needs a Mario nona.

No. 457378

>>457376
This has to be why he snapped…

No. 457379

>>457363
Why does this feel so true…poor baby…but on another note he didn’t meet a single philosophycuck the entire time he was at penn? Even if he didn’t feel like his peers understood or were like worthy or whatever surely there’s some grad student TA or something

No. 457380

>>457374
>huge feet
>huge hands
>huge broad shoulders
>barrel chest
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

No. 457381

>>457376
no he needs a nonna to listen to his schizo ramblings and play with his curly hair while he does so

No. 457382

>>457114
>>457116
i pondered the possibility of him going from motel to motel during the blackout, but now that you bring up the 3d printer, it's completely out of the picture. if he was really renting in hawaii until august, he still wouldn't have been able to travel with the 3d printed gun, right? maybe someone really did help him, or he rented a small apartment in the mainland as mark rosario but how? paying a lump sum?
>>457115
i want to believe, but then i get jealous at the thought of schizigi being slutty. it should've been meeeeeeeeeeee. last time he talked to a friend in late april, he was in japan and mentioned climbing a mountain in japan that women weren't allowed to climb, that it was peak misogyny and he needed to stop getting distracted by women
>>457117
i would buy them.
>>457122
he was so bad at chess, it's cute kek. he mentioned playing with his roommate daily, but ended up quitting because he couldn't remember any moves even if his friend used the same against him every single time. brain fog king, he just needed some adderall
>>457156
the most weird, perverse, degenerate thirst tweets i've seen about him have ALL been from weird fag moids, it's not a coincidence. i just hate them
>>457188
that photo of him was taken by a cop's body camera, no? he looks so sad, i want to give him a hug. i read that the person who noticed him thought luigi overheard him say that he looked like the shooter and was very surprised that he stayed until the cops arrived, so he wanted to get caught or realized that running was futile. do you think he weighed the consequences properly? maybe he did, and that's why he started his letter addressing the feds. maybe his plan all along was killing the fat moid and then killing himself in the altoona hotel to go out with a bang, but because they didn't have clean rooms available, he waited at the mcdonalds because manic brain doesn't think rationally and got caught. ugh nonny i feel so sad for him and the situation that he's in. fuck alvin bragg's fat ass
>>457239
i did a little digging a couple days ago, and one of his friends mentioned that he left truecar in early 2023 because it was "mind-numbingly boring", so that would make him unemployed for over a year

No. 457383

>>457374
He has two sisters? Huh I thought it was just the one…it’s really weird to me that they don’t seem to be very close even though they look to be close in age. I feel like sisters are usually good about keeping up sibling relationships

No. 457384

>>457379
In my experience, most STEMfags don't give a shit about stuff like that. I think he might have been happier studying humanities but likely got pressured into going into a more financially secure field by his family.

No. 457385

>>457380
That's not a 'barrel-chest' you don't want him to be barrel-chested.
>>457381
He needs both, because who the Hell is gonna teach him to cook for his nonna?!
>>457382
You don't understand, him being Schizigi made him slutty but he wasn't distracting himself with sex. Now that he knows millions of women want him, he's going to eye-fuck the camera sometimes for us, and masturbate in his jail cell as he keeps getting bombarded with horny-waves from literally all corners of the globe. Also where did you read about the mountain and about the chess?

No. 457387

>>457379
i feel like he was looking for someone to validate his feelings and fix them for him rather than have someone on his intellectual level to talk to about it if that makes sense? hence why imo he paid 200 dollars to griftrinder to try and be his friend and got ghosted, he even bought him a subscription for a workflow management system and seems like he was just treated like any other subscriber, despite his last ditch attempt at reaching out for answers

No. 457388

>>457383
The two sisters are definitely older than him. One of them has a child now and the other started university in 2012.

No. 457389

>>457385
nta but he posted about the chess/brain fog on reddit. idk about the mountain story

No. 457391

>>457383
>sisters are usually good about keeping up sibling relationships
…Do you have a brother? My brothers could drop dead and I wouldn't know, kek. It's not far-fetched at all that they didn't know of his whereabouts

No. 457392

>>457391
>…Do you have a brother? My brothers could drop dead and I wouldn't know, kek.
Same, I speak to mine maybe twice a year.

No. 457393

>>457389
nta but i remember this, i'll try and find the source

No. 457396

File: 1734913823420.jpg (226.12 KB, 1080x906, 1000063010.jpg)


No. 457398

>>457395
they can make fun all they like, those moidposters will never experience the love wigi gets from us

No. 457399

File: 1734913873992.png (971.44 KB, 978x1229, 1734910326830.png)

They're making fun of us at crystal.cafe
I found this image over there

No. 457402

>>457399
Who gives a fuck what trannies think

No. 457404

File: 1734914042645.png (58.1 KB, 926x362, cute.png)

>>457318
of course he liked rfk jr
>>457352
looks like a more attractive del water gap
>>457399
all those trannies must die

No. 457405

>>457396
the retarded abc 20/20 special was going to play the voice message that he sent to his friend in regards to the mountain story and then they backtracked and just had someone read it instead

No. 457407

>>457383
I have 2 sisters, last time I talked to them was 2020

No. 457410

>>457399
I swear to fucking god this is an alternate version of the SAME fucking image.
This screams male brained troon.

No. 457411

>>457410
It's the same shit except the soyjaks are now farmer versions.

No. 457412

File: 1734914595894.jpg (36.52 KB, 712x712, 1734317946703001.jpg)

>>456930
>you preach misandry but you're attracted to a man, hah checkmate lolcow users!
Of course CC users can't conceptualize that you can disrespect a sex all while objectifying and being sexually attracted to it, the same way moids have to us since forever.

No. 457413

>>457404
I like that he prefers Huxley to Orwell.
Im tired of the 1984 shit. Its a lame fucking book, animal farm is better than 1984.
Brave New World feels more timeless and realistic.

No. 457415

>>457384
Kek I am a stemfag, I think the more ambitious bro-y types in the field love a bit of philosophy and pop psych, as like an extension of wanting to optimize everything and to reinforce their delusions that they’ve been chosen by some sort of like technocratic meritocracy when really they just live in a bubble. Luigi has obviously set himself apart but I kinda wonder if he’d met the older male mentor that he wanted so bad who was a similar type of enlightened tech bro maybe they'd have gone to burning man and done a heroic dose of lsd and he wouldn’t be in jail?

You’re definitely right that he wasn’t really interested in tech though, so I guess he wouldn’t have in opened up to someone like that in the first place. It’s weird that his main (only?) internship was at firaxis games, which makes the civ series, implies he was so checked out he didn’t bother to apply for anything until last minute and or shit grades

No. 457417

File: 1734915022985.png (77.09 KB, 300x296, tttyrtytyr.png)

>>457412
I was only driven to misandry because I want men to behave like decent human beings.
The fact of the matter is, Luigi is a diamond in the rough. It has nothing to do with him killing, but more to do with the fact that Luigi is a rare man who doesn't seem like he wants to enslave women.
They'd probably also think I was a hypocrite because I think Carl Jung had some based takes on women and called his wife his queen

No. 457418

>>457391
Damn you really caught me, I only have sisters lol. I’d like to think we’d make the same effort if there was a brother in the mix…Poor weeg though, >>457388 sounds like there was a big age gap so they probably found him annoying in their last years in the house and then he was alone with their parents for all of his formative teen years.

No. 457419

>>457387
>validate his feelings and fix them for him rather than have someone on his intellectual level to talk to
It does make sense but I would’ve expected a zoomer to connect the dots and head to therapy…maybe his family was really against that kind of thing

No. 457420

>>457396
I told you guys his horniness peaked the more his mental instability peaked. And the mountain peak. Etcetera.
>>457399
The cope
>>457413
Brave New World is also more accurate to our current world

No. 457421

>>457297
im going to do it tomorrow while post office is still open. i need to find stamps

No. 457422

>>457421
I love unrealistically fantasizing about exchanging increasingly hornier letters with him until he's just schizoscribing how he'd make love to me

No. 457423

File: 1734916097880.png (137.1 KB, 376x523, Nekojiru Udon Volume 2_082.png)

>>457422
literally jsut thinking about mailing the letter tomorrow is driving me absolutely crazy. i didnt even write anythign particularly unhinged. i just wanna correspond with him so badly and talk about books and know whats on his mind

No. 457425

>>457423
I don't think any of us sent anything unhinged, hopefully he can find time to reply. I wonder if he is going to reply to his more overt love letters, if he even received them. You're not worried about Christmas mail rush?

No. 457427

>>457423
I'm kind of wondering if he won't respond to anything because people might post his response letters online..

No. 457428

>>457425
i think he's gonna have so much time in that cell it won't matter. christmas rush – yeah but thats mostly for packages nowadays. nobody sends letters anymore and most people have already got their christmas cards

No. 457429

I read advice from a former high profile inmate to not get too personal and act like you know him because it would make him feel weird since it’ll remind him his life is entirely exposed but that’s basically all I wanna talk to him about

No. 457430

>>457427
Ugh you’re totally right. His lawyers will probably tell him to not respond to anyone because there’s the chance they’ll go to the media. I’ll just wait til after the trial I guess

No. 457431

>>457429
Too bad for Luigi, plus how else is anyone supposed to send him a letter? Yeah, we all know he likes to read.

No. 457432

i think we need to cultivate and encourage luigi to continue writing things imo. especially if (and when) he gets that life sentence. if anyone is in a position to wield power over discourse rn about class/inequality its him.
i really hope that he writes a book or articles and somehow he can get them published

No. 457434

>>457425
>I wonder if he is going to reply to his more overt love letters
I'll let you know

No. 457435

Grooming luigi to be a prison intellectual

No. 457436

File: 1734917001663.png (275.99 KB, 1496x1214, Screen Shot 2024-12-22 at 5.22…)

its wild to think how much support he has among ppl in healthcare

No. 457437

>>457436
It's because the true evil is at the head of the dragon. Random doctors and people who work in hospitals don't want their patients to die.

No. 457439

Do you think we're going to get some good pics/vids of him tomorrow?

No. 457440

>>457439
If we do get pictures are they going to keep making him look like Jesus?

No. 457441

File: 1734917649923.jpg (154.54 KB, 1800x1197, zoomer Christ.jpg)

>>457440
Who is they? He's effortlessly Jesus

No. 457442

>>457441
I'll be his Magdalene

No. 457445

>>457442
No me.

No. 457446

Nonas, I heard that letters sent to prisoners need to be written in black ink, idk how true that is but it's something to keep in mind
>>457095
>POV of him about to eat pussy
this this this this this this this this this this. with his honker grazing the pussy too

No. 457448

>>457446
Fuuucck I have to go over my letter in pen?

No. 457449

>>457427
Yea I’ve also considered this. I don’t think he will respond which makes me sad kek. But that’s ok. I just hope he reads and likes the books I’m sending him. I left my email address in the letter so maybe he can reply that way that he got the books. Idk I’m just dreaming.

No. 457450

>>457318
this utterly monstrous autistic, dimwit fag is deleting comments, kek

No. 457451

>>457448
the letters also get scanned through some machine, so it'll probably be easier for the words to show up compared to pencil and lighter colors

No. 457452

File: 1734919005770.mp4 (8.03 MB, 576x1024, 1870675982727700624.mp4)


No. 457453

>>457451
Fffuck

No. 457454

File: 1734919309225.png (922.58 KB, 797x900, TP0rSGa.png)

anything to divide and conquer. i hope more people realize how idpol is diverting us from the class warfare going on. they want us to fight amongst eachother so badly

No. 457455

>>457453
why are you sperging about this?
who even writes in pencil?

No. 457456

File: 1734919379133.jpg (85.79 KB, 1280x963, Apparition of Luigi Christ to …)


No. 457457

>>457456
kek i like that this is the pants wetting pic too

No. 457460

>>457404
Lmao RFK is a fucking nutjob but yeah at least he would be schizo about roundup and artificial dyes that are banned in europe. The vaccine shit is completely retarded though.
I wonder what Weewee thinks about Sanders?

No. 457461

>The FBI is closely involved in monitoring supposed threats against the health insurance industry

No. 457466

>>457455
Me. Damn I thought I was in the wrong thread

No. 457467

File: 1734919845920.png (2.37 MB, 1184x1202, 98698978734354.png)

>>457454
Luigi is the great unifier and this scares the mainstream media.
Good work wee wee. You're fucking the whole system up with just one dead golem and 3 words on some bullet casings.

No. 457468

I could’ve sworn pencil was fine but be real should I go over it with pen FUCK i am going to kill myself also what’s with the yaoi?!

No. 457470

>>457454
>the guardian
why? isn't this a UK publication? what are they doing over their trying to gaslight british ppl about their healthcare lol

No. 457471

What the hell were those posts

No. 457473

kek who was posting that yaoi thought I was in the wrong thread

No. 457474

>>457470
also trying to gaslight anyone into believing the media's coverage of Luigi has been "empathetic" it most certainly hasn't been.
He's a champion of the people, not journoscum

No. 457477

>>457404
>>457396
Holy shit I skimmed through this british faggots writings just now. Luigi definitely needs female correction if he's willing to pay this pseud loser who loves to huff his own farts.
The NPC article was particularly grating "y-y-you're a robot if you follow the news and have an opinion about current events!!" Like holy fucking shit shut the fuck up.
That 200 dollars would have been better spent on Luigi going on a date with manifesto chan or literally any half decent farmer here.

No. 457478

>>457477
Aww poor Luigi, he didn’t have a girl to spend 200 on… we couldve changed this

No. 457480

>>457363
He paid 200 to an internet podcast e-daddy? This is who you're simping for? LOL(hide the thread instead of trying to bait infights)

No. 457481

>>457480
He's a zoomer moid with daddy issues and no girl to wrangle him. He's not perfect. Hell, even I've spent money to talk to internet people before (of course this was a female fitness instructor, not some grifter).
No one here is saying he's perfect, but he was 100% worthy of being fixed, even if that fixing is through rape correction.

No. 457482

>>457481
Face sitting would have saved him

No. 457485

>>457382
>he was in japan and mentioned climbing a mountain in japan that women weren't allowed to climb, that it was peak misogyny and he needed to stop getting distracted by women
???

No. 457486

>>457383
men with sisters tend to be more sexist kek

No. 457487

>>457284
oh this hurts

>>457309
I can buy that he was possibly unhappy and feeling unfulfilled

>>457312
>>457320
You don't know how bad things really are, most men don't have that many good qualities

No. 457488


No. 457489

>>457485
It was just a joke done in poor taste.

No. 457490

>>457412
yeah, the woobie fics are very "objectifying"

No. 457493

>>457485
I will interrogate him and ask him what he meant by that. I feel like maybe he's distracted by women because he's a dumb scrote filled with test and he wants sex but his back is shit
but also a frontpole calling out misogyny is kind of based so I could be overthinking things because of e-moid induced trauma.
I'm sure luigi would crumble before me if I step on his back screws until he pisses himself.

No. 457495

>>457387
>>457370
>>457336
I don't know why people think this is so weird or are holding it against him. Have you never gone to a therapist and paid out of pocket? It's expensive. He may as well have been using this guy in that capacity or so he thought, and if he was paying $200 a month to that guy's substack that's about what he would have paid for 1-2 sessions of therapy with a licensed practitioner. We don't know if he had insurance but I don't think he did and he might have felt too self conscious (or deluded) to seek out a therapist/psychiatrist. It's like people spending money on 'psychics' or tarot card readers, they're like therapists but with better availability and usually cheaper too.

>>457396
a mountain that women can't climb is peak misogyny, actually. What's up with that? I couldn't get that page to load, is it a 'sacred' mountain or did some women fall trying to scale it?

No. 457496

>>457492
>you are all going to cope and seethe so much in a few months it's not even funny
What's happening in a few months nonna

No. 457499

>>457485
>top of a mountain is known as the peak
>women aren't allowed on this one mountain
>this is peak misogyny
It's an obvious joke and not even an offensive one jesus

No. 457500

>>457492
I wouldn't put it past him to be sexist but that particular comment does sound like a joke.

>>457481
I actually think that really would have helped. He must have been very awkward with women if he was single if he didn't want to be.

>>457452
This is pretty good but it sounds like AI, sad

No. 457501

>>457495
>Internet kermit memersons for incels are like therapists
>>457493
Do you actually believe he was calling it out as opposed to endorsing it? The broke peepee chimpout theory gains more credibility by the day.

No. 457502

>>457495
> is it a 'sacred' mountain or did some women fall trying to scale it?
Some classic east asian misogyny I promise you.
They let women scale mount Everest and other such similar mountains all the time. Japanese are massive faggots about disrespecting women. That's why the second women could legally say no to those micropenised rape apes, their population dropped like a fucking rock.

No. 457503

>>457501
Nona, this is why I will step on his back screws until he pees himself.

No. 457504

>>457427
This should be a serious concern and I'm sure his lawyers have warned him about it. If he was smart I'm sure he will feel self conscious about replying back to anyone. I like this idea >>457234, mail chess is fairly low stakes communication. Perhaps he will be interested in other correspondence games as well
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Play-by-mail_game

For now maybe it would be better to attempt something like correspondence chess or sending him books to establish rapport

No. 457506

I feel so gross all I can think about for the past day is sucking his weewee and inhaling his pubes, looking above and imagining his facial expressions. I'll step on his back too and pee on him if he acts up don't worry

No. 457508

File: 1734925101618.png (202.04 KB, 658x768, Screenshot 2024-12-22 213535.p…)

>>456974
I didn't realize we had his email address!

No. 457509

File: 1734925218403.png (127.75 KB, 1336x712, Screenshot 2024-12-22 213940.p…)

>>457508
Samefag, his pinterest. Let me know if this stuff has already been posted

No. 457511

>>457485
nonnies.. PEAK misogyny.. mountains. i think it was in jest, but again i wouldn't be surprised if he for the most part thinks like the average moid. it is what it is, at least he's sexy and did something better than 99.9% of them

No. 457512

File: 1734925740971.png (112.5 KB, 1506x913, Screenshot 2024-12-22 214207.p…)

>>457509
Last quizzes he played on sporcle. I checked it out and the "best score" he got on the most recent one means this is the question he failed
What is the most common hydrogen isotope?
a) Deuterium b) Protium c) Hydrogen-4 d) Tritium?

No. 457513

>>457512
Why was he reviewing chem 101 like 3 years post grad

No. 457515

File: 1734926926963.jpeg (945.95 KB, 1284x2286, IMG_9291.jpeg)

This stuff + his social media…the way weegee presents his ideas really makes him sound like an only child sometimes

No. 457516

File: 1734926945863.png (341.92 KB, 871x698, Screenshot 2024-12-22 220643.p…)

I need him so bad.

No. 457519

File: 1734927635611.jpg (177.81 KB, 735x883, 866876876.jpg)

>>457511
Yeah thats the worst part of it all. I wonder if this was an issue due to over socialization with other scrots. Think about it; he went to an all boys high school. Basically inescapable, non stop locker room talk. Disgusting.
Luigi should have been the only male in an all girls school. It would have fixed him and instead of killing brian thomson with a ghost gun he could have girl bended mr thomson into being mauled to death by a hoard of feral nonas

No. 457520

>>457506
Same anon
i wanna breathe in his pubes

No. 457522

File: 1734928773895.png (46.56 KB, 399x399, 1000019991.png)


No. 457525

>>457515
>>457384
Have to agree it sounds like he would have been happier doing a humanities degree and going into a different field. Tech was just the safe choice for a smart young man but I don't think it was beneficial for his mental health.

No. 457528

File: 1734929480932.jpeg (84.45 KB, 489x807, IMG_3643.jpeg)

goodnight to my sweet italian prince hopefully we see you tomorrow for your state court arraignment

No. 457529

File: 1734929658841.jpg (1.64 MB, 1277x2199, 5a187d8477.jpg)

i'm slapping that can outta his hand and diving in face first

No. 457531

>>457529
Im conflicted.
Part of me wants to slut shame him, another part of me is worried hes a minor in this picture. If he's underaged he shouldn't be posing so lewdly

No. 457532

>>457531
This pic was during his college years

No. 457533

>>457525
Honestly I think he did have some genuine interest in tech since he did robotics in high school, but I agree he probably would've been better off doing something else. When that one CNN Gurwinder interview was posted in one of the previous threads it stood out to me how he said that Luigi expressed concerns about technology, which is ironic since Luigi was literally working in tech kek

No. 457534

>>457532
What a whore.
He needs to go to a womans prison and get rape correction for being slutty like this.

No. 457535


No. 457536

>>457533
I think young weewee liked tech. I think he liked AI shit until he realized how fucked it really is. Especially when United used it to fuck over the grandmas.
Also his desk job probably made him want to die.

No. 457537

>>457516
draw>>457529 but nude/in his hanes with the big bulge (la croix strategically placed to make it sfw)

No. 457538

>>457512
>>457509
nice finding this i hadnt seen it before

No. 457542

>>457536
what does ai have to do with grandmas

No. 457543

>>457542
Look into the AI scandal with United Heathcare

No. 457546

>>457516
Please draw him browsing this thread and jacking off to the posts. Please.

No. 457548

File: 1734931324457.jpeg (53.67 KB, 495x504, GfaF8VeXIAAcO_D.jpeg)


No. 457549


No. 457550

>>457548
fuck I need his nipples in my mouth

No. 457552

File: 1734931575154.jpeg (105.02 KB, 720x899, GfaF8VgWsAA7EGo.jpeg)

Luigi Long Toes

No. 457553

>>457552
Was this on his dating profile?
How many messages did he get?

No. 457555

>>457548
i wonder what his shoe size is
his feet look gigantic

No. 457556

>>457555
i'm sure it can be calculated relative to the can in the picture

i wish we could calculate his dick size too

No. 457557

File: 1734932220324.jpeg (121.39 KB, 828x939, Gfanz5sW8AAmAca.jpeg)


No. 457558

>>457557
i love you sexytwerker69.

No. 457559

>>457552
I love Luigi but man does male feet freak me out.Least we know he’s packing in more than one way

No. 457560

>>457559
Making luigi peel a banana with his feet!

No. 457561

>>457548
Kek his feet really are disproportionately huge

No. 457563

>>457548
yaoi body

No. 457564

>>457552
>>457563
got the yaoi hands, yaoi feet, manwha torso, he really is the whole package

No. 457565

how many inches is that italian sausage. I feel like its above 6.

No. 457566

>>457552
kek those feet have to be edited no way that's real right? Those toes are too long.

No. 457567

>>457240
imagine running your hands through his back

No. 457568

File: 1734932942833.gif (658.43 KB, 220x123, rabid.gif)

>>457548
ugh he looks perfect, i love his broad shoulders

No. 457569

File: 1734933016608.jpg (52.69 KB, 580x365, 1000019994.jpg)

>>457566
they're real (forgot which photo these were from tho)

No. 457570

File: 1734933149352.png (1.62 MB, 1264x1188, 1734918104344448.png)

Lol

No. 457571

>>457570
nonnie this was posted like three times already kek

No. 457572

>>457533
>>457536
Spine issues aside he was clearly a sporty person that liked the outdoors. He might have enjoyed doing something like being a park ranger, forester, sports physical therapist or I dunno, scuba instructor. I don't think it's ironic that he had misgivings about tech, he had to deal with that every day he worked.

No. 457573

File: 1734933567363.png (238.87 KB, 974x674, 99385.png)

which one do we think is more accurate? i'm leaning towards 140lbs but i don't know shit about moid weight and what's normal

No. 457574

>>457573
There's no way he's 140. At his height that would emaciated.

No. 457575

>>457574
that would make him bmi 20.1 which is normal, but i need to see him shirtless to evaluate

No. 457576

>>457573
Need his time of birth so bad

No. 457577

File: 1734934607947.webp (119.58 KB, 951x753, brand-new-pics-of-luigi-v0-lg7…)

>tfw you'll never be able to carry Luigi

No. 457578

File: 1734935308159.jpg (627.1 KB, 2160x1543, fxpuq84s9h6e1.jpg)

KEK

No. 457581

>>457578
Luigi at his PhD ceremony

No. 457582

>>457573
I think he used to be around 160-170 when he was jacked but lost a lot of weight going schizo so I can believe this

No. 457583

File: 1734936192867.jpg (50.32 KB, 736x722, f1191dd0aa05fad4c33c92e23dbdb1…)

>>457577
>tfw I will never have luigis bulge pressed against my back
Why even live

No. 457584

>>457235
ot but Rice, nonna??

No. 457585

>>457574
nonna have you seen how sunken his cheeks are? we haven't seen his full body yet (unfortunately) not in a jumpsuit but his altoona piss pic shows he's lost a lot - also his waist shackle shows his waist is tiny now. 170 when he was a gymbro but for sure 140-150 now

No. 457587

File: 1734936642662.png (115.08 KB, 245x258, 29083094283.png)

>>457585
>170 when he was a gymbro
You haven't ever seen a gymbro irl and it shows.
Not that you're missing anything, they're insufferable.
To say that he was "160 or 170" looking like picrel is just idiotic. He was at least 190 there probably around 200.

No. 457588

File: 1734936659963.png (1.6 MB, 2616x1130, how is that even possible.png)

shocked that theres no other posts about this but theres already a hulu documentary about Luigi? at first i thought that the could maybe be a patsy and that was the extent of it being an inside job but this whole media circus about him and there already being movies about his life within less than 20 days after the assassination has even occurred is making me have thoughts. how is this even possible?

No. 457589

>>457588
that documentary was posted about in the previous thread nona

No. 457590

>>457586
>Some of you haven't ever seen men irl is2g
i'm on lolcow making thirst comments about an italian zoomer fratbro turned schizo of course i haven't

No. 457591

>>457584
nta but theres a lot of schools with that claim: duke, vandy, uva, rice, and wake forest and emory try it too

No. 457592

>>457587
Idk he’s only 5’10 and he seems more lean and benefitting from the angle rather than properly bulky, I’d guess like 170-80

No. 457593

File: 1734937195221.png (161.37 KB, 569x406, 2892930.png)

well I'm not going to bother arguing this you nonnies are entitled to your wrong opinions kek
if you dont know any men irl you can just google his height and various weights for reference

No. 457595

>>457591
That's actually really interesting- I have only heard of it in reference to Rice.

No. 457596

>>457588
crazy how innocence until proven guilty is untrue

No. 457597

>>457593
get this ugly moid out of my luigi thread NOW

No. 457602

>>457585
He looks like he lost weight in jail, at the perp walk it was visible

No. 457605

>>457588
For fucks sake leave this poor sexy Italian man alone. He is for horny nonas ONLY.

No. 457606

File: 1734943737270.webp (61.68 KB, 766x768, jkdfnfdf.webp)


No. 457607

File: 1734943782936.jpg (57.28 KB, 667x374, 9enxm7.jpg)


No. 457608

File: 1734943815080.webp (74.46 KB, 720x720, dkfndfn.webp)


No. 457609

File: 1734945527698.jpg (638.8 KB, 960x640, brutal mog.jpg)


No. 457610

File: 1734945596717.png (2.25 MB, 928x1522, hnnng.png)

IT'S NOT FAIR

No. 457611

>>457609
Damn his frat was not cute

No. 457612

>>457611
yeah, it's so tragic. i've said it before: a god amongst men

No. 457613

File: 1734947214155.gif (1.87 MB, 480x270, 22.gif)

>>457610
god damn

No. 457615

>>457588
How is this even legal.

No. 457617

I'm so happy to see we're on our fifth luigifagging thread. The devil works fast but de/g/enerates work faster. also the threadpic is incredible, I love all of you nonas

No. 457618

When are we seeing Luigi

No. 457619

>>457618
they haven't said when, i think he'll appear in court at 8 am but that's just speculation. they're trying to avoid people standing outside court

No. 457620

File: 1734957408569.jpeg (22.64 KB, 330x332, foot anatomy.jpeg)

I hope you foot fans know picrel

No. 457622

File: 1734958557204.jpg (104.88 KB, 656x919, ggfgfg.JPG)


No. 457624

>>457548
You and Luigi are on your honeymoon in the Italian countryside.
The sun is beating down.
He is laying on his back on the soft grass completely naked with his legs open.
He is tired after a long hike and his back is sore.
You can't resist you need his cock in your mouth.
You have never given a blow job before, the thought always disgusted you but now…..
You put the whole of his Italian sausage in your mouth start bobbing slowly for a few minutes… Just licking it sometimes … Just blowing on the top… edging the top with your breath…. tickling his balls.
He is groaning so loudly and moving his hips.
You are holding on to his hips, he is going crazy.
For nearly half an hour this happens he is moaning so much he is hitting the ground and nearly crying.
Just before he blows his load you release him and watch as his jizz blows up like a tower.

No. 457625

>>457624
Im sorry this sucks, he should be eating my sweaty hiker’s pussy in the grass

No. 457630

fox is live waiting outside court and they're allowing cameras inside the hallway, but not inside courtroom and he's set to appear after 9:30

No. 457635

>>457630
Well the hallway is an improvement because maybe we will see him in his court outfit

No. 457637

>>457630
Why no cameras inside the courtroom? Is it because it's federal?

No. 457638

>>457637
new york doesn't allow cameras inside courtrooms. retarded rules

No. 457639


No. 457640

File: 1734964021830.png (1.18 MB, 1282x730, aaaaaaaaaaaa.png)

NONNIES

No. 457641

>>457630
just caught it holy shit

No. 457642


No. 457643

File: 1734964132718.png (1.52 MB, 1334x750, IMG_8552.png)

Same im wet

No. 457644

File: 1734964137434.png (1.8 MB, 1920x1080, hjdjfjhdjfjkd.png)

fuck

No. 457645

fawk he looked so good next to those subhumans

No. 457646

>>457506
>imagine his fingers in your hair, biting his lip and whining as he begs you for more, while you gently suck his tip and tongue his frenulum, stopping when he gets too close to suck hickies into his tummy and thighs

No. 457647

File: 1734964168621.png (1.15 MB, 1334x750, IMG_8550.png)

The chains are sooo sexy but such overkill, also he was smiling a little (albeit in a schizo way ngl)

No. 457648

File: 1734964197493.png (1.14 MB, 1334x750, IMG_8548.png)

Chained sex slave

No. 457649

File: 1734964269715.png (1.05 MB, 1334x750, IMG_8554.png)


No. 457650

>>457643
Stubble growing in already… our high test king

No. 457651

>>457647
>>457648
i need him inside of me

No. 457652

>>457649
needneedneed

No. 457653

5 threads in less that two weeks is crazy

No. 457654

>>457650
the low t egg headed andropausic disgrace next to him can't relate

No. 457655

File: 1734964552146.jpg (48.61 KB, 525x426, humpty.jpg)

>>457647
>ywn grab those shoulders

No. 457656

File: 1734964668321.mp4 (4.08 MB, 828x458, ssstwitter.com_1734964571732.m…)

i'm horny

No. 457657


No. 457658

wait people are saying he agreed for cameras to be in court i hope it's true

No. 457659

>>457658
oh nvm fuck this shit world

No. 457660

all this and not a single clip of his voice aside from the one at the thanksgiving table years ago…

No. 457661

Imagine fucking him in those chains

No. 457662

>>457644
Damn he looks like before the attack again in his Penn u days

No. 457663

>>457649
>>457643
>>457644

he looks like a hot history teacher in these

No. 457664

>>457662
he looks skinnier and wiser

No. 457665

>>457656
Give my baby to ME NOW nahjbdsfhjdsj

No. 457666

Lemme fuck him now in his chains like my slave

No. 457667

>>457656
FUCK IM WET

No. 457668

>>457656
he looks so annoyed on all the videos loollll

No. 457669

File: 1734965781262.mp4 (4.89 MB, 848x464, 115522.mp4)

>>457662
he looks hotter im like a feral animal right now

No. 457670

File: 1734965817833.jpeg (60.75 KB, 992x558, IMG_3714.jpeg)

unffffff

No. 457671

do we think he might be an autist

No. 457672

Did anyone else see that clip from ABC on Twitter, was he whistling or am I imagining things

No. 457675

>>457670
I'm speechless

No. 457676

>>457671
I hope so

No. 457677

File: 1734966001211.jpeg (104.84 KB, 1200x800, IMG_9584.jpeg)

>>457671
i believe it tbh

No. 457678

File: 1734966043879.jpeg (83.42 KB, 800x533, IMG_3715.jpeg)

he’s getting skinnier im worried for him, he’s probably extremely anxious and exhausted

No. 457679

>>457670
Like wtf is this picture and this schizomaxxed swag I'm quivering

No. 457681

File: 1734966190934.png (1.14 MB, 1240x700, 6749.png)


No. 457683

File: 1734966273819.gif (765.22 KB, 640x343, tumblr_4fd1f49ee59894b359d6b6f…)

oh it's over he already left

No. 457684

That chain must be so uncomfortable and he looks so sleep deprived and schizo, imagine the sex

No. 457685

File: 1734966636242.jpg (2.7 MB, 3072x2048, luigi-mangione-4-rt-gmh-241223…)

>>457684
crazy schizo sex with luigi is exactly what i need. it would cure me from all pain

No. 457686

>>457684
Seeing him restrained both today and in the previous perp walk has solidified for me that I might be a femdomfag. Need to visit that thread for inspo. Insert Kylie Jenner realizing things gif here
Thank you Wigi

No. 457687

File: 1734966724543.jpg (736.73 KB, 2667x3999, GffeRnhXMAA4-It.jpg)


No. 457688

>>457687
I wish his arms were restrained behind his back so the dicktective nonas could get to work

No. 457689

dedicated to all the nonnies here. it's so fun posting with you

No. 457690

File: 1734966948200.jpeg (555.26 KB, 2668x4000, IMG_9586.jpeg)

beauty mark

No. 457691

Burgundy is such a good color for him

No. 457692

>>457630
the matching shirts awww

No. 457693

Artnonny needs to draw him in his chains and sweater now now now now now

No. 457694

>>457672
You mean when entering? I think he did

No. 457696

File: 1734967355972.jpg (184.12 KB, 1246x1246, 20241223_162217.jpg)


No. 457697

>>457678
fingers in my coochie NOW

>>457681
imagine being his lawyer and getting to have private unsupervised visits with him…

>>457687
>>457690
he looks so proud and unbothered, never let them get you down king!!!

No. 457698

File: 1734967393517.jpg (117.08 KB, 975x975, 20241223_162252.jpg)


No. 457699

File: 1734967415420.jpg (195.2 KB, 2048x1366, 20241223_162255.jpg)


No. 457700

File: 1734967430348.jpg (56.44 KB, 1179x687, GffjgdqW8AAL24C.jpg)

>>457689
i agree, nonny. i feel so alive kek i haven’t had a crush like this since i was maybe 14

No. 457701

>>457699
very nice chin, his hair looks better too

No. 457702

>>457691
same i think he's a deep autumn

No. 457703

>>457702
Deep autism
>>457700
His lawyer has a crush on him so bad

No. 457704

File: 1734968208420.jpg (59.21 KB, 1024x683, AP24358532962637.jpg)

i curse watermarks

No. 457705

File: 1734968278662.png (767.22 KB, 694x920, prettyface.png)


No. 457707

>>457703
She must be a lesbian, because no woman attracted to men could Lock In and stay focused when they're that close to Luigi. She definitely got to smell him.

No. 457708

File: 1734968547424.jpg (139.3 KB, 634x423, 93429577-14221693-image-a-51_1…)

apparently there were 24 women inside supporting him. soooo mad that should've been me, for the thousandth time

No. 457709

>>457705
His eyes look so sad,I just want to hold him and tell him everything’s gonna be ok

No. 457710

>>457707
i wonder what he smells like, manly i hope

No. 457711

File: 1734968752095.gif (4.66 MB, 500x593, 92e56c8998d42137a89f097r.gif)

>>457646
NONNY God I'd kill 1000 ceos just to have him touch my hair fuuccckk
>>457647
>>457648
>>457690
I can see his pecs begging for release even in this sweater

No. 457712

>>457669
Damn what's with him sighing all hot like that. it's like he thinks he is on catwalk. He must know he is handsome af

No. 457713

File: 1734968820816.jpg (333.55 KB, 2048x1365, GfflQQ_WoAA2CcY.jpg)

hmmmm

No. 457714

File: 1734968892839.jpg (80.05 KB, 1080x667, 1000019576.jpg)


No. 457715

>>457696
>>457700
>>457713
i want him so bad kill me

No. 457716

File: 1734968963198.png (1.65 MB, 1080x1114, 1000019577.png)

Dear God help us all

No. 457717

>>457708
>>457714
I'm glad he's smiling again

No. 457718

>>457714
Pls drop him off at my place

No. 457719

>>457716
>>457714
i wanna know what hes smiling about ahhh

No. 457720

>>457714
i wonder what he's smiling about.
is it the thought of so many people supporting his cause?

No. 457721

>>457719
Being proud of likenwere all of him

No. 457722

>>457716
>>457719
>>457720

The lawyer is showing him printouts of these threads for encouragement

No. 457723

>>457722
kek he’s enjoying that women everywhere are salivating over him…he definitely knows it

No. 457724

File: 1734969422366.jpg (88.82 KB, 1080x688, 1000019583.jpg)

"a nonny wants to pull on my shackles while she tells me to piss myself again"

No. 457725

>>457708
I need him I wish he could love me
>>457714
Uhhh is he okay

No. 457726


No. 457727

File: 1734969524405.mp4 (1.14 MB, 1280x720, 1000019585.mp4)


No. 457728

>>457716
he is smiling reading about our threads talking about his incontinence and back pain and boxer shorts

No. 457729

>>457727
Oh my god his voice is more than I could have ever imagined

No. 457730

>>457727
my prayers have been finally answered. not much but still something to keep me going.

No. 457731

>>457723
100%
>>457727
very nice voice, we need more

No. 457732

File: 1734970130467.jpg (121.22 KB, 1500x929, just like luigi.jpg)


No. 457733

>>457727
He looks nervous, but not as nervous as me my heart is beating so fast and aching so bad I could pass out

No. 457734

>>457727
>not guilty
CHAD!!!!!!!!!!

No. 457735

they butcher the pronunciation of his last name so badly and i can't stand to hear it

No. 457736

>>457301
>>457302
big religious Italian family, they probably did not use much logical reasoning when explaining things to him growing up. which is incredibly infuriating if you're a smart kid who just wants to learn the Why to understand the world. But sometimes those questions are treated as defiance for some reason.

Yeah if his parents explained things more logically, he probably would have felt better connected to his family.

No. 457737

File: 1734970463316.jpg (374.68 KB, 1358x2037, gettyimages-2190604224-2048x20…)

pretty hands. i'll push his cuticles back

No. 457738

>>457737
The chains… even worse than the belt. Both are sexy but enrage me as well

No. 457740

>>457727
BASED, NEVER SURRENDER!

No. 457741

Not guilty is based but crazy, how are they gonna do it??

No. 457742

>>457656
why does he look like half annoyed half like he's feeling himself for the ladies on camera?
Does he know we're watching?

No. 457744

>>457742
He is probably so tired and a little scared, but knows women want him and he feels not guilty so he is also trying to give us a show.

No. 457745

Even tho he's probs scared inside
He's presenting so defiant and almost smug.
This is insanely fucking hot omg
I cna't take it
Sooooooooo jealous of the bitches that made it inside that courtroom.

No. 457746

File: 1734970862429.jpg (55.51 KB, 1152x648, DC.JPG)

>>457714
>tyrone biggums air freshener(?)
>deadpool
>HIS BEAUTIFUL FUCKING TEETH AND SMILE
how is this photo real?
>>457732
KEK!

No. 457747

>>457714
>>457716
>>457724
Luigi is getting the courts to fall in his favor that instead of rikers hes going to be sentanced to the pit of nonas

No. 457748

>>457727
ALL LUIGI IS CAPABLE OF SAYING IS THE TRUTH.
HE IS NOT GUILTY! THE REAL KILLER IS STILL OUT THERE

No. 457750

>>457714
Luigi smiled because when he said not guilty he could smell every girl in the courthouse

No. 457752

>>457727
had some trouble trying to understand what he was saying sadkek…

No. 457753

File: 1734971364744.jpg (287.78 KB, 2048x1365, gettyimages-2190596669-2048x20…)


No. 457754

>>457656
ooo his khakis are giving him a bit of a wedgie heh

No. 457755

>>457753
he made every single woman in the courtroom wet when he turned around to leave

No. 457756

File: 1734971571339.jpeg (375.75 KB, 1026x669, IMG_3717.jpeg)

love that he’s giving us a show

No. 457757

>>457756
Smug ass sexy schizowee

No. 457758

i miss his longer hair and schizo look so much…

No. 457760

>>457758
same. I actually prefer him in the orange jumpsuit with the scuffed hair. sexiest he ever was is in his mugshot but I will take the sweater boy too

No. 457761

File: 1734971762671.jpg (577.52 KB, 2457x1567, 3000-cqYTWdG2ZD.jpg)


No. 457762

>>457758
idk he still looks kind of schizo to me especially in >>457714

No. 457763

>>457752
here’s a more clear vid just skip to 1:05 to hear his voice

No. 457764

File: 1734971881525.jpg (610.31 KB, 2457x1567, 3000-9akdhZC27p.jpg)

okay but this one…

No. 457765

File: 1734971928646.png (497.57 KB, 670x700, 1733946538736.png)

>>457762
he doesn't look schizo but cheesed to meet you

No. 457766

>>457741
They either have to push for a mistrial, or they actually go through with it and somehow successfully defend a Not Guilty plea. There are secret third & fourth options (jury annulment, or they inexplicably drop the charges and let him walk [least likely]) but I'd wager that nobody on the prosecuting side wants this to actually go all the way to trial. They'll bombard him with plea deals, and when that doesn't work, they'll try to fake his suicide. And when that doesn't work, they'll have to gather 12 oblivious strangers for the jury, then make sure none of them are told to Google "jury annulment" before walking into the courthouse. It's gonna be a fucking mess! What a chad move from Luigi, as always!!

No. 457767

File: 1734972174208.png (60.94 KB, 177x182, ferregergergw.png)

>>457753
>me praying he pisses those pants

No. 457768

File: 1734972181070.jpg (472.14 KB, 2457x1566, 3000-f6IQKPgldx.jpg)

he knows he's fine as fuck

No. 457769

File: 1734972196960.png (933.06 KB, 1072x656, 1734968892839.png)


No. 457770

File: 1734972234524.png (489.85 KB, 675x675, But mama I'm in love with a cr…)

>>457769
IS THIS REAL????

No. 457771

>>457769
KEK next thread pic pls

No. 457772

Nonas are there any actual bad photos of this guy? The camera LOVES him

No. 457774

>>457769
Paris Britney Lu-i-gi, that's my holy trinityyy

No. 457775

>>457769
kek on their way to kill other ceos

No. 457777

>>457770
>surprise, Britney Spears fan-fic nonna was really Britney Spears herself
I love this gay earth

No. 457778

>>457761
Imagine kissing

No. 457779

File: 1734972480214.jpg (57.4 KB, 736x711, 1699514558300.jpg)

>>457769
Can someone shop him into this pic? I feel like he and Jodi would be the ultimate power couple.

No. 457780

>>457769
I'm dying this is the best thread on lc

No. 457782

>>457770
>IS THIS REAL????
No it's a satire twitter account and it appears they removed that one so her team probably complained kek

No. 457784

>>457769
kekkk legendary collab

No. 457785

>>457761
Sucking on his nose. Licking his ear. Gluing your lips to his. Biting and sucking on his neck. Smelling every odor. Breeding. Starting a family.

No. 457786

>>457769
lmao
>>457779
pleaseee

No. 457787

File: 1734972791109.jpg (657.39 KB, 2457x1567, 3000-0tPXF5VaTh.jpg)

closed eyes. i found a page to get getty images in high quality without logo so we're finally going to eat good
https://gettyimages-downloader.beatsnoop.com/

No. 457788

>>457787
He makes that face while he’s getting top I know it

No. 457790

>>457690
He looks so sad and sleep deprived. I’m sure those prison beds are horrible on his back.
>>457696
Sex

No. 457791

>>457784
Thrilled it's taking off kek… I saw >>457714 and my memory spit out >>457732 faster than I could say Not Guilty

>>457787
The red sweater has to be a deliberate choice kek. Look CEOs, he's just like you! He's wearing red, see? Like a republican! O-or like the blood of the working class as you trample them underfoot, right?

No. 457793

>>457787
My poor husband’s crusty ass sleep deprived eyelids

No. 457797

Since state court will go first in their proceedings we’ll be getting a lot of weegee pics and videos, he has me giggling and squirming in my seat every time I see him

No. 457799

File: 1734973449693.jpg (895.89 KB, 1639x2385, 3000-REjKeA309G.jpg)


No. 457801

>>457799
Baybee

No. 457802


No. 457803

>>457716
imagine being his lawyer
omg we need a luigi x lawyer fanfic…

No. 457804

>>457799
A kiss for each beauty mark

No. 457805

File: 1734973622637.png (978.45 KB, 1024x1365, 1733980008782.png)

he has convinced me to pick up studying italian

No. 457811

>>457805
Good idea, nonna. Then you'll learn about the Italian cows (mucche)

No. 457812

>>457805
Kek wigi probably doesn’t even know italian

No. 457813

>>457799
his skin looks so soft

No. 457816

File: 1734974424303.jpg (593.63 KB, 2457x1566, 3000-WZgaMSJr49.jpg)

he's size 12
>>457799
samefag, he looks like an angel in this photo

No. 457817

>>457816
>he's size 12
kek good eye nonna

No. 457818

>>457779
fucking lmao, I'd never seen this edit before. Jodi fits right in

No. 457819

I had a dream last night about his eyes and eyelashes kek

No. 457820

i need him but i cant have him. he needs to be cloned asap

No. 457821

>>457816
I'm a sucker for moids wearing collared shirts under sweaters, he looks so cute and preppy here

No. 457822

>>457812
probably not but i have been meaning to do it for a while kek

No. 457823

>>457805
Why is he so fucking kawaii here. This is definitely in my top weegee pics. What a good boy he is.

No. 457824


No. 457825

>>457656
>>457649
>>457640
>>457643
>>457647
>>457678
what the fuck. what the fuck. i just fell to my knees. nonnas i love him i'm going insane. god save me
>>457696
>>457708
>>457716
he's so breathtakingly beautiful oh my days
>>457719
she's telling him about all the tiktok edits he's gotten i bet
>>457724
kekkkk

No. 457826

Whens he gonna pee in defiance

No. 457827

>>457769
request for art nonas: can anyone Elsiefy Britney? Also like another nonna said having Jodie here would be blessed as well

No. 457829

File: 1734975176477.jpg (866.52 KB, 2457x1567, 3000-hk0mTzNGI2.jpg)

this is ridiculous. he looks better in these photos than in the ones his friends took of him
>>457824
i love this song

No. 457830

>>457829
i want to sniff him

No. 457831

It's so frustrating that the only horny content of him is drawings, ai porn, and fanfics. I don't like any of those. We need a soundalike to make femdom audios. Or we need to clone him so we can each have one.

>>457799
>>457816
Another visionary idea: Can we organize a crowdfund to bribe his lawyer to make him wear glasses next? I've heard of lawyers telling their clients to throw on a pair in court because it makes them look more trustworthy.

No. 457832

>>457829
I wanna wear matching sweaters with him soooo bad

No. 457833

File: 1734975380432.jpeg (1.02 MB, 1061x1391, IMG_9298.jpeg)

Goddamn

No. 457834

File: 1734975454462.jpg (30.08 KB, 200x406, beautiful boy with beautiful f…)

>>457569
>(forgot which photo these were from tho)

No. 457835

fallen to my knees, only nonnas are worthy of such a beautiful man mogging all these moods
>>457829
sleepy king
>>457799
holy fuck i'm going to print this and frame it
>>457761
beautiful side profile only a good can have
>>457737
nooo wigis been biting his nails :(
>>457724
when he sees nonnas letters calling him a sissy piss bitch
>>457714
my fav photo, beautiful schizo king(emoji)

No. 457836

>>457833
I want to forcefully hold his head in place and lick every inch of that face, munch on his eyebrows, rub our noses together bite his lower lip so hard that I draw blood. I'm super sensitive to beard burn but for Lulu I'll take the discomfort

No. 457837

>>457769
I nominate this as next thread pic

No. 457838

File: 1734975621833.jpeg (332.8 KB, 2048x1552, GfdCvDTWYAAuOYS.jpeg)

Everything reminds me of him

No. 457839

File: 1734975771199.gif (127.52 KB, 500x375, giphy-146511041.gif)

>>457834
That's actually a flat pool in the middle. Luigi thought it would be funny if he stood in front of me after whispering he was going to whack my pussy and tonguing my ear

No. 457840

>>457833
i can't do this anymore nonnas. he really is nefarious

No. 457841

File: 1734975812378.jpg (757.63 KB, 2457x1567, 3000-3HLIk6oeMz.jpg)

very serious

No. 457842

Kek i love how you can tell he’s posing for us through his stress and anxiety in the videos god he’s the cutest most handsome sweetest schizo I want him so bad

No. 457843

>>457841
he's just every synonym that exists for perfect wow. thank you king for feeding us so well ughhhh

No. 457844

>>457838
KEK
>>457833
Fuck I need him I need those lips

No. 457847

File: 1734976442537.gif (908.84 KB, 640x360, 09809.gif)

>>457841
>ywn ride that nose to orgasm
>ywn his eyebrows tickling your butthole
>ywm his stubble softly scratching against ur outer labia
i want off this gay earth

No. 457848

File: 1734976475433.jpg (588.93 KB, 2457x1567, 3000-qsnmFVjXEv.jpg)

why live if you can't bite his neck

No. 457849

>>457829
he looks good because he has been blessed with divine beauty when he sent an earthly demon back to hell whence it came.

No. 457850

>>457829
I've never seen a pic where he doesn't mog every moid around him kek he's too perfect

No. 457851

>>457848
WHY IS HIS EYE IRRITATED AND CRUSTY HE BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN SEXILY WEEPING WHILE PEEING

No. 457852

Is there actually any photos of wee wee post murder that look bad??? I didn't know this level of photogenic was even humanly possible

No. 457853

File: 1734977005026.jpeg (50.81 KB, 736x711, night out with weegee and jodi…)


No. 457854

>>457853
YES thank you lmao

No. 457856

>>457841
He has cute baby doll ears

No. 457857

>>457853
Nonnas and the Weegee

No. 457858

>>457710
Like the beach and cedar. A heady, spicy sweet musk. Very pleasant. I feel like he tried not to use any sort of artificial fragrance on himself since he was a crunchy munchy

No. 457859

>>457833
fuck fuck fuck fuck

No. 457860

>>457853
His forced schizo smile is so funny. I hope all the media coverage doesn’t make him too cocky.

No. 457861

I just realized I’m the same age as him and now this is going to fuel a delusional that we might actually fuck.

No. 457862

>>457833
>his face when you ask him to pee on you

No. 457863

File: 1734977873653.jpg (797.65 KB, 2457x1566, 3000-AymKZ3wolW.jpg)

still bitter that we don't have photos of his first court appearance, but whatever. there were no family members in the courtroom (again), did he care? maybe not, after all he went awol on everyone
>>457842
it's so obvious kek he definitely put on a show and for that, i'm grateful
>>457852
no, nonny. allegedly killing that moid made him physically hotter somehow

No. 457864

Face

No. 457865

>>457853
KEKKKK

No. 457867

>>457860
Do we know it was forced? I can see it
>>457862
KEK
>>457863
Are they getting ready to chain him up again

No. 457868

>>457857
>Nonnas sneaking weegee outside of his prison

No. 457869


No. 457870

>>457861
I’m 10 years older than him and I wrote him a letter and will be sending him books and I feel weird about it kek
Idk how men can confidently go after women significantly younger than them without feeling weird about it. I can’t even write a letter without feeling like a gross pervert.

No. 457871

why does he look hotter every time we see him

No. 457872

>>457864
he looks so cocky, uppity and satisfied i love it

No. 457873

>>457864
Someone gif this now
He clearly knows women are wet over him. I need him. Also WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYE

No. 457874

>>457867
It’s a stiff smile. I’m sure it’s somewhat genuine but also it’s like a smile when you’re forced to smile for a picture you don’t really want to take kek

No. 457875

>>457863
That balding pig sniffing my mans hair GET THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE RUINING THE PICTURE.
Luigi really needs to be surrounded by female cops
I feel like luigis family is not so good and tried to push him to be someone he's not, but idk. I also feel bad for them.

No. 457876

>>457875
>balding pig sniffing my mans hair
crazy how he looks barely human next to him kek

No. 457878

>>457863
his fingers

No. 457879

>>457696
omfg this picture is perfect

No. 457880

>>457870
If you've hooked up with a younger guy, you'll discover right away that they don't care at worst and love it most of the time. I don't blame you for avoiding all of them until now though

No. 457881

>>457878
Hes about to shove that index finger in

No. 457882

how can he be so perfect looking, like what were the odds that the CEO shooter would also be perfect looking
even his feet are hot and i'm not a footfag

No. 457884

>>457851
>SEXILY WEEPING WHILE PEEING
KEK

No. 457885

I need to know who hurt his eyeball grrr

No. 457886

>>457880
I have actually and it felt weird both times kek. I’ve given up on sex and men tho. Except Luigi. I’d give up my celibacy for him in a conjugal visit

No. 457887

>>457870
I'm also 10 years older than him.
Luigi would be perfect as a cougars pet imo. He's built for it.
I low key ship him with Thomson's wife. She deserves it after having to deal with that uggo pig absentee 'husband'

No. 457888

>>457885
>I need to know who hurt his eyeball grrr
I hate to say it but he might have conjunctivitis or a sty due to filthy jail conditions

No. 457889

File: 1734978710116.jpg (74.55 KB, 549x695, jgjjgjg.jpg)


No. 457890

>>457889
>hands and bulge in the same shot
hnnnggg

No. 457891

>>457887
Honestly I would avoid using the word cougar, younger guys don't even know what it is. It turns them on that someone like you would want them in the first place (assuming you're not uggo/neet). I know I'm giving you practical advice for a fantasy but this applies to all moids anon

No. 457892

>>457880
>If you've hooked up with a younger guy, you'll discover right away that they don't care at worst and love it most of the time.
nyart but I 100% believe it. I was never into younger guys until Luigi. I always knew it was a massive cope when rat moids online called women over x age "post wall roasties". A lot of 40-50+ year old divorcees and shit are always hooking up with cute moids in their 20s.

No. 457893

>>457787
why do they have him in chains thoguh? like what is he hulk or something? not complaining cuz it makes him look like a subby male slut but practically i don't get the point

No. 457896

>>457889
pulling the short chain between his legs and rubbing it against his bulge. Forcing luigi to keep walking

No. 457898

>>457864
I love the smugness on his face, the way he raises his eyebrow and bobs his head with every step he takes.

No. 457900

>>457853
next thread pic pleasssse

No. 457901

>>457805
Luigi only speaks Italian when he's whimpering out curse words as he blows a huge load

No. 457902

>>457900
you can barely even see him tho
and jodi and britney look like conjoined twins.
it's too much. he looks better shooped into the iconic one imo

No. 457903

>>457898
It’s hot but it’ll turn people away from him if he gets too cocky. I hate overly cocky moids and would hate for Luigi to turn into some narc. I don’t want to create a monster. I want to nurse the angel we have kek

No. 457904

>>457901
hhhhhhh

No. 457905

File: 1734979281342.png (567.13 KB, 571x678, Capture d'écran 2024-12-23 194…)

>>457901
imagine luigi cursing you in italian while you edge him into desperation and you slap his face as a punishment leaving him looking like picrel

No. 457906

>>457888
Poor baby
>>457893
Humiliation
>>457903
True, hmm… he is schizomaxxing

No. 457908

File: 1734979419343.png (62 KB, 1012x344, Screenshot 2024-12-23 at 1.43.…)

>>457869
Bubble Pop Electric was RIGHT there, nona

No. 457909

>>457903
>it’s hot but it’ll turn people away from him if he gets too cocky.
it really won't and i wish some ppl would stop trying to sissify him constantly

No. 457910

File: 1734979585979.jpg (562.6 KB, 2457x1566, 3000-HesqLB4STz.jpg)

almost the same as others, but this time looking down

No. 457911

>>457909
Nobody is sissifying him kek. Well except trannies on twitter

No. 457912

>>457903
I think he's not cocky he's legitimately schizo.

No. 457913

amazed at how quickly these threads fill up even with the VPN ban

No. 457915

File: 1734979709412.gif (8.71 MB, 520x293, 68092576dd5e471a8fb51d2112e335…)


No. 457916

>>457910
I'm tired of these ugly moid faggots manhandling luigi we need tall girl cops with the biggest stacy in the lead pulling him by the chain to the courtrooms.

No. 457918

File: 1734979790644.gif (11.71 MB, 520x293, a373224f489745c881e1d412cd7601…)


No. 457919

>>457918
pinching his nipples through that grandpa sweater

No. 457920

>>457910
Oh shit they’re dressing him up. this isn’t gonna do the prosecution any favors, the jury is just gonna be wet for him and say “not guilty” kek

No. 457922

>>457916
It's genuinely a fucking eyesore and pisses me off like you wouldn't believe. They should keep balding men in cages and force-feed them Minoxidil before returning them to society

No. 457924

>>457833
im actually going crazy over this photo

No. 457925

>>457903
I LOVE cocky men. I love men that know their hot kek

No. 457926

>>457925
Ayrt, I love cocky men too but men who are overly cocky become retarded and shallow

No. 457927

>>457915
He knows he is sexy
>>457918
Sex toy

No. 457928

>>457893
It’s all pomp and circumstance to “send a message”

No. 457929

Imagine snuggling with him and treating his fucked up crusty eyeball with a hot cloth while he whimpers at the sting and softly explains his defense plan to you to try and cheer you up

No. 457930

File: 1734981329781.mp4 (1.26 MB, 848x480, 41101.mp4)

>>457672
he was, kek

No. 457931

>>457853
nonnie this is perfect tysm!!!

No. 457932

File: 1734981438864.jpeg (966.01 KB, 2034x2048, IMG_9604.jpeg)

hot

No. 457933

File: 1734981449997.png (1.25 MB, 1170x656, twimming.png)

>>457829
The way they’re twinning? so cute for real

No. 457934

>>457930
Kek at how the other guy turns around to look at him like “wtf”

No. 457935

>>457930
He is such a little troll kek
>>457932
Hi…

No. 457936

>>457932
His hands are SO fucking big. The pen is like a toothpick

No. 457937

>>457930
brat king
ill give him something to blow on

No. 457938

>>457932
the bat signal but for fingering

No. 457939

Next time they need to bring him out NAKED in CHAINS, cock DANGLING

No. 457940

>>457932
pov: you’ve caught weegees attention and he’s devising a plan of ways to make you cum after his hearing

No. 457941

>>457933
>mfw ill never match sweaters with him

No. 457942


No. 457944

>>457932
ufff i need him

No. 457945

>>457864
He's acting like a such a cocky slut for the weegeewives let me at him

No. 457946

>>457833
His eyes are hazel wtf?!

No. 457947

>>457931
thank you nonnie! i tried, photoshop isn’t my best skill kek

No. 457948

>>457946
Well he is Italian

No. 457949

How many copies of that "how to make girls cum" book do you think Luigi has received so far?

No. 457950

File: 1734982627923.png (6.51 KB, 393x55, so it is written.png)

both of my husbandos have their birthday on the same day kekkkk

No. 457951

File: 1734982655418.gif (2.31 MB, 400x252, spread.gif)

>>457932
Hand signal received, ready for docking

No. 457952


No. 457953

>new lawyer says evidence against him is "overwhelming"
>Luigi is pleading not guilty
What the actual fuck? I'm just baffled. She literally said that and they've decided to plead not guilty? I don't get it. What's the end goal here? He will absolutely go to prison long-term.

No. 457954

>>457953
standard procedure
you always plead not guilty at first

No. 457955

>>457953
He’s just a lil schizo cutie

No. 457956

>>457953
I dont know I dont like this lawyer. She was the diddlers attorney, why the fuck would she also be luigis defense?

No. 457958

>>457953
This is normal. They will send plea deals over the next couple/few years until one is agreed upon. And if/when he agrees to a deal he will have to plead guilty.

No. 457959

>>457956
Shes married to diddler’s attorney I thought. And it’s because she’s successful I guess

No. 457960

>>457552
>>457620
>>457834
I wonder how his soles look like

No. 457961

>>457959
If she loses this case no one will want to hire her.

No. 457962

>>457961
>If she loses this case no one will want to hire her.
That's not how being a defense attorney works

No. 457964

>>457962
I dont care she better get luigi off

No. 457965

>>457964
No thats my job

No. 457966

>>457964
Which way do you mean that

No. 457967

>>457964
I volunteer

No. 457968

>>457964
Yes please, and film it

No. 457969

>>457951
kekkkk

No. 457970

>>457964
that’s our job lol

No. 457971

Gawd what if she starts whacking him off under the table during the prosecutor’s speech and he moans in surprise and release really loud until the microphone peaks but the judge thinks he’s being unruly and insane so the cops drag him out by his chains leaving a trail of cum

No. 457973

File: 1734984102450.png (226.66 KB, 581x594, 4555454656465464.png)

>>457971
>"What do you plead Mr. Mangione?"
>"MMMNNGHHHH PLEASE!"
Disgusting. All of you are fucking pigs.

No. 457974

>>457953
Where did you get the info that his lawyer said this? I can’t find it.

No. 457975

>>457974
She was interviewed on CNN about the case as a legal analyst. This was before she was hired by him.

No. 457976

File: 1734984222017.jpeg (40.3 KB, 626x680, Ge9tv_5W0AAZ2Js.jpeg)

>>457864
I was so afraid we wouldn't get any new footage and pics, i am glad he seems in high spirits lmao. I find his smugness adorable.
>>457933
kek, i wonder if this was her idea. I love her for this. I'd love her even more if she can get him a good deal at the very least.
>>457889
>picrel

No. 457978

File: 1734984428236.jpeg (485.75 KB, 1284x1742, IMG_9309.jpeg)

In higher quality this time I wanna frame it

No. 457979

>>457933
Are they gonna fall in love

No. 457980

>>457976
The best deal he’ll probably get is life with parole after like 25 years. I dont see him walking away from anything less. I can hope and dream tho.

No. 457981

>>457978
i really like this one

No. 457982

>>457915
goddamn hes so hot

No. 457983

>>457980
Thats such bullshit Ive seen people who brutalize small children get like fucking 5 years it should be 100% legal to kill health insurance ceos

No. 457984

File: 1734984712853.jpg (57.12 KB, 686x386, hq720.jpg)


No. 457985

>>457983
Kek yea it’s not unusual for actual murderers to get like 8-10 years, out in half that, for murdering other people. But a high profile murder with a mountain of evidence? They’re mad he has a huge following as well. They will not be nice.

No. 457987

>>457978
you just KNOW these healthcare execs/elites are fucking pissed at how handsome and well educated he is. people are never going to forget him

No. 457988

Oh wigi why didnt you dump your shit in trash somewhere or a lake

No. 457989

>>457988
idk like even if he actually did it and isn't totally framed the fact of the matter is he basically turned himself in which is a huge slap in the face to law enforcement.
He could have dumped all the evidence and gone to mexico and no one would have ever caught him.
It's insane.

No. 457990

>>457984
This. I said it last thread and I'll say it again: jury nullification is completely legal and there are no consequences for doing so.

No. 457991

>the average male farts 13 to 20 times a day

>Luigi lets farts out of his wrinkly pink butthole 13 to 20 times a day


What do you think they smell like?

No. 457992

>>457991
It wouldn't be a cute brown one? I'm just guessing from his slutty brown nipples.

No. 457993

>>457991
He doesn’t do this, he’s different

No. 457994

>>457992
>I'm just guessing from his slutty brown nipples.
idk anon he was always sun baking his nips. his hole could be pink

No. 457995

>>457991
The prison food probably makes it nasty.

No. 457997

>>457994
His hole is brown and proud

No. 457999

File: 1734986483450.jpeg (469.3 KB, 1284x1354, IMG_9310.jpeg)

How is this not illegal

No. 458000

File: 1734986493689.png (390.16 KB, 607x1159, Screenshot 2024-12-23 143847.p…)


No. 458001

>>458000
Love your work but he is a lil wide here
>>457999
This is evil, justice is dead

No. 458002

>>457999
Disappointed but not suprised

No. 458003

>>457999
either they remove that bitch
or
ground for eventual appeal hopefully

No. 458004

>>457999
Lawyers can try and strong arm the judge to recuse themselves. It would be smarter to do so because if he’s convicted they can use it again the system in appeals. It’s dumb on both ends to have her as the judge.

No. 458007

>>457999
>her husband is the former Pfizer executive
ew

No. 458008

>>457889
even his fingers are perfectly sculptured and sexy

>>457903
i agree nonnie. i need him to be the pathetic emotionally constipated virgin giving $200 to some grifter on the internet in hopes of having a friendship with him, but i am in full support of his cocky schizo era too. i like how he's not letting any of the attempts at humiliating him get to him at all. maybe all the nonnas horny-channeling him have helped…

>>457915
>>457918
he's such a show off.

>>457922
KEK

>>457978
he's so beautiful it's not okay.. god i wish i were his lawyer. how does he just get more and more beautiful everytime we see him

>>457999
god the system is truly a joke

No. 458010

Luigi ruined my taste in men. don't find anyone else attractive anymore

No. 458011

>>458000
I love how you draw his expression!

No. 458012

>>457978
Christ in heaven above he is IMPOSSIBLY hot. There is no man who will ever compare.

No. 458013

Imagine how swift and dexterous his fingers must be

No. 458019

>>458003
>>458004
I’m not too familiar with the American legal system but is there not a motion his lawyer can file? This will definitely disqualify a juror as conflict of interest, how can it be allowed of the judge?

No. 458021

Is it true that luigi whistled and a cop told him he sucked at it omg

No. 458024

>>458021
He whistled but the cops didn’t seem to say anything, also it was a good whistle so they would be lying

No. 458026

File: 1734989286242.gif (3.87 MB, 576x491, cutie.gif)

it should have been me

No. 458027

>>458026
jealouss

No. 458028

>>458026
Poor thing he’s like her autistic son

No. 458029

>>458026
It's a crime against society that he'll probably never be able to pleasure a woman again

No. 458030

>>458024
Ok idk if this is fake or not
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Ntwrd3/(didn't embed, short links reveal your tiktok account don't post them here)

No. 458032

File: 1734989761138.webp (86.33 KB, 500x708, iceberg-chart-of-the-case-as-o…)

wtf which one of you posted this to Reddit?
>LC weegee wives

No. 458034

>>458032
oh no which subreddit? Glad we're portrayed among the enlightened kek

No. 458036

>>458032
KEK where did this come from? How do they know about us?

No. 458038

>>458034
>>458036
it was posted in r/BrianThompsonMurder

No. 458039

>>458032
This is missing a few things unless I'm just blind and missing them
>Yellow fever speculation
>The "manifesto" is not actually a manifesto
>His mother's health problems
>Book reviews

No. 458042

>>458032
Why is psychedelics usage so low on the iceberg? It was being discussed very early on as soon as people heard he’d been living in Hawaii.

No. 458044

File: 1734990541067.jpg (404.65 KB, 1080x1162, 1000063100.jpg)

my fav schizo theory

No. 458045

>>458032
Not familiar with all of this. Best Buy visit? Ken Klippenstein? Drone park footage?

And IMO Tracy shouldn’t be there she seems like a fairly normal, if cringe, person and invitations to pry further than she has volunteered should be discouraged.

No. 458047

>>458045
Ken Klippenstein was the journo who originally published Weegee's manifesto I think

No. 458048

>>458030
>tiktok
>>458032
Oh hell naw our sanctuary has been breached

No. 458049

>>458026
They are totally gonna fall in love

No. 458050

>>458049
Eh I think it would be more familial she could have a son that is just like him (minus the murder). Must be weird to be a lawyer at a certain age.

No. 458051

>>458045
>And IMO Tracy shouldn’t be there she seems like a fairly normal, if cringe, person and invitations to pry further than she has volunteered should be discouraged.
Tracy is a clout-chasing attention whore and who cares anyway it's just a meme image no one is prying into anything.

No. 458052

>>458051
I bet the clout chasing will end up being more trouble than benefit

No. 458054

>>457933
Mother and son matching fits to maximize their joint slay

No. 458055

>>458054
Kek he looks like a build a bear she brought to work

No. 458056

>>457933
Aw they're cute together, they're dressed like those mommy and me outfits from target kek.

No. 458059

>>458056
>>458055
Autistic little son

No. 458061

File: 1734991443230.jpeg (231.41 KB, 2048x1365, IMG_8601.jpeg)

Holding in the pee

No. 458062

File: 1734991464176.jpeg (38.77 KB, 612x408, IMG_8598.jpeg)

Gorgeous

No. 458063

File: 1734991494221.jpeg (46.48 KB, 612x408, IMG_8597.jpeg)

Pouty boy

No. 458064

File: 1734991518401.jpeg (43.87 KB, 612x408, IMG_8599.jpeg)


No. 458065

>>458062
Oh this is a PRETTY picture…

No. 458067


No. 458068

>>458062
How many of u have this as a wallpaper you sick fucks

No. 458069

>>458064
Those little beauty spots on his face are driving me mad. Love that they are just slightly off on the symmetry

No. 458070

File: 1734991712877.jpeg (319.99 KB, 2048x1366, IMG_8600.jpeg)

So why did they use an actual comical chain and not the belt

No. 458071

>>458061
I need those nostrils in my pussy

No. 458072

>>458026
>ywn pat Luigis back like he is your autistic son
Why even live

No. 458073

>>458070
All the restraints seem excessive like there has to be some fetish shit behind this. His initial spergout was because he didn't have a lawyer but otherwise he's well behaved this shit is overkill he's just a baby

No. 458074

One of these recent photos is going to be my birthday cake. I hope he won’t feel pain when I cut a slice.

No. 458075

>>458070
pouty princess

No. 458076

>>458061
That neck was made for hickeys I need to touch and feel him what is this spell that has been put on me

No. 458079

File: 1734992158664.gif (587.04 KB, 500x333, 12284376_ec164.gif)

my king

No. 458080

>>458073
It is kind of hot though

No. 458081

>>458079
kek I love this, nona.

No. 458083

>>458079
>shoves my head up his nose

No. 458084

File: 1734992364776.jpg (432.85 KB, 453x812, 1733958259543.jpg)

>>458068
this or the piss stain one are about to become my phone wallpaper

No. 458085

>>457999
This cant be legal. That just better drop out otherwise her and her husband are gonna be walking targets if she gives Luigi a harsh sentance.

No. 458086

Do you think there’s a chance anyone on Luigi’s team has read these threads and told him about it or showed him

No. 458088

>>458086
No. LC is obscure small fry compared to Twitter or Reddit or TikTok.

No. 458089

>>458088
He is missing out, he would love these threads

No. 458090

>>458070
his pouting habit sooo so so cute..

No. 458091

>>458089
Anons are crazy if they actually believe he won't ever see this. Unless the content disappears from the internet, he'll find it. Consider all the horny gifs that originate from here, he's not an internet-illiterate boomer. He's a beautiful mastermind and capable of finding imageboards full of horny women thirsting after him

No. 458092

File: 1734992836033.gif (586.31 KB, 382x500, baby.gif)


No. 458094

>>458092
kek impeccable timing and perfect gif

No. 458095

>>458091
Well not in jail he isn’t but maybe some kind feds will share with him

No. 458096

>>458091
Omg if my horny words grace Luigis beautiful brown eyes I will die happy.

No. 458098

girls have already sent him sexy pics
bet

No. 458100

>>458097
Vegging out on what? Prison mold? Mmmm, I hear prison mold is a good aphrodisiac, he will be edging himself to weegeewife excellence

No. 458101

>>458095
I think he'll be locked up for a while but will be declared not guilty, return home and go through a period of vegging out and preparing for pussy, where he searches himself and gets hard to these posts

No. 458102

>>457703
Nonita, 'deep autism' has been cracking me up for hours kek ily

No. 458103

>>458098
Apparently those aren’t accepted

No. 458105

>>458098
Probably not since the mail is monitored and checked in advance

No. 458106

>>458048
it pains me that lc is more known and visited than we realize. he's OURS!!!!

No. 458107

>>458091
He could spend months just trawling through horny tiktok comments. LC isn’t easy to find unless you’re actively looking for it.

No. 458108

>>458107
He’s too much of an intellectual for tiktok

No. 458109

>>458103
Poor Luigi with his full balls awww

No. 458110

>>458103
>Apparently those aren’t accepted
Obviously sexually explict/nude pics aren't accepted.
Cute sexy pics are fine.

No. 458111

>>458110
We all know a jealous female cop is ripping up those pics before they get to him

No. 458114

>>458108
Seriously how many times can one man read illiterate mid-western/2015 ebonical-twitter speak from a filter? It'll be the stupid gifs we make here. He'll reverse search and find they originated on LC. He mentioned "social engineering" so it's not hard to imagine he is already aware of imageboards in general

No. 458115

File: 1734994566722.jpg (54.4 KB, 960x959, 1733976142878.jpg)

if being on your period and horny for luigi was a crime…

No. 458116

>>458114
ngl I don’t think the level of discourse is much higher here lol

>>458103
Are books with pictures accepted at all? If you sent him a book of wildlife photography would that be accepted or not?

No. 458117

>>458116
I think books with pics should be fine. Also he would love these threads he would be masturbating for days. Tiktok and twitter is full of fags who think he is bi

No. 458119

>>458116
lc is a condensed and easy to read amalgamation of all social media containing women but there is actual effort to remove retarded nonsense and pick-me misdirection. I think you're selling us short anon

No. 458120

>>458115
I NEED to suck on his collarbones nonnas

No. 458121

>>458119
>there is actual effort to remove retarded nonsense and pick-me misdirection.
You don't know that he even cares about this tho, be fr

No. 458122

>>458121
Of course he does. Men want to conquer mountains, not trample ant hills

No. 458123

>>458092
Sooooo beautiful. I want to watch him lather soap all over his body. I'm tingling.
>>458091
>>458114
Let's not forget Doja (probably still does) lurked here:
>>>/snow/1658262
>>>/snow/1658267
>>>/snow/1658116
I wouldn't doubt others we wouldn't even expect have browsed.

No. 458124

>>458120
Like fucking bbq ribs

No. 458126

File: 1734995374781.jpeg (93.54 KB, 1280x720, IMG_6985.jpeg)

Is it just me or is he hotter when he’s in distress/looks like he’s been crying? I want to batter him so badly. Not enough to maim, but to make him tear up

No. 458128

File: 1734995477068.gif (2.29 MB, 390x220, IMG_3722.gif)

his lawyer showing all the horny posts in this thread

No. 458129

>>458126
Definitely

No. 458130

>>457570
I mean, it's not wrong. But he deserves to be humanized more than most white moids.

No. 458131

>>458128
The way his eyes and eyebrows move when he looks up so cuuuuteeeeee I need him now nonnas.

No. 458132

>>458128
Why is that pig trying to touch weegee as he stands up? Keep your trotters off him pig reeeeeee

No. 458133

>>458092
this picture is so cute fuckkk

No. 458134

Anyone abroad sending him a letter? Do you add stamps and an envelope so he can mail back?

No. 458135

>>458134
He can buy stamps with his commissary money, nonna. You can’t send him stamps kek it’s basically like sending cash.

No. 458136

I’m sending him a favorite novel of mine and a 2deep4u poetry book. He will either hate me and the books, or love it and ask for my hand in marriage. Either way I’ll die happy knowing I altered his brain chemistry just a little.

No. 458137

File: 1734996490251.gif (18.08 MB, 480x480, 1000019610.gif)


No. 458138

>>458137
Sex toy

No. 458139

GOD WE WONT SEE HIM UNTIL FEBRUARY 21ST FOR HIS STATE COURT STUFF WHYYYY

No. 458140

File: 1734996823366.jpg (48.3 KB, 1179x886, GeYrWBwb0AA5EZ2.jpg)

>>457495
>>457396
It was a joke at the situation. He didn't cared the women were prevented from climbing.

>>457500
He's hot and did good. Ok, but he is still an average misogynist scrot.(hide the thread)

No. 458141

>>458139
no no no no no no no no no

No. 458142

>>458140
that tweet is fake as fuck though

No. 458143

File: 1734996887553.jpg (23.94 KB, 1080x1080, 469731879_18469228036044465_66…)

>>458140
A racial fetishist too, btw.(hide the thread instead of trying to bait infights)

No. 458144

>>458137
I laothe the pigs behind him,I should be the one hovering over my husband

No. 458145

File: 1734997178833.gif (204.3 KB, 500x500, shigg.gif)

>implying his racial preferences matter
we don't even care about his consent

No. 458146

>>458140
>>458143
arent these fake? didnt see it on his page or any archives

No. 458147

>>458139
im so nervous hes gonna mysteriously die and label it as a "suicide"

No. 458148

>>458143
that shit is also fake

No. 458149

File: 1734997339291.jpeg (298.17 KB, 2252x3002, yomOMrL.jpeg)


No. 458150

>>458140
>>458143
both of these were confirmed fake

No. 458151

>>458146
Clearly
>>458149
The chains look so tight…
>Luigi beckoning you to sit with him in front of the fire on Christmas Eve

No. 458153

File: 1734997441578.webp (158.64 KB, 1080x1571, luigi-mangione-arrives-at-manh…)

>>458145
kek you're not wrong but also those tweets are literally fake the anti Luigi "nonas" are something else. I wouldn't be surprised if the baiters are also the ones spamming who were spamming porn in this thread yesterday

No. 458155

>>458140
>>458143
bait used to be believable

>>458149
very pretty and very cute.

No. 458156

>>457999
oh kekkk man. this country is such a joke. this is why everyone loves luigi because he was brave enough to do something, anything about it.

i fuckig hate it here so much. the rich control literally EVERYTHING

No. 458157

File: 1734997566428.jpg (162.12 KB, 1600x1242, Charlize-Theron-Monster-Aileen…)

>>458149
I'm sorry but has there ever been such artistic looking court case photo ever taken? Why do all of these look like they belong in museums?
The only other one I can think of is Aileen looking up like she's an angel

No. 458158

>>458153
This looks like a movie still, he is so perfect

No. 458159

>>458149
is that a dorsal hump? cute…

No. 458160

>>458153
Anti luigis are scared insurance bootlickers

No. 458161

>>458158
Those hollywood fuckers are gonna have a hard time finding an actor as hot as him

No. 458162

File: 1734997663041.jpg (169.09 KB, 612x1271, 469908498_868085958547382_6199…)

>>458142
It isn't. It was on his account.

You can still fantasize if you like, but IRL he's just a health-focused, "spiritual", podcast TechBro. He just looks better than most of them.

No. 458163

>>458149
His slightly downturned eyes that make him look sad and sleepy ahhhhh whyyyyy is he not mine.

No. 458164

File: 1734997750148.png (19.39 KB, 593x268, image.png)

based.

No. 458165

>>458162
Holy shit let Luigi agree with Tucker on something that is actually agreeable.
Like modern architecture IS shit.

No. 458167

>>458151
I moaned in agony. I need him so bad.

No. 458168

>>458162
>It isn't
>Posts no proof
>Posts tweet where Wigi is being based instead
Go away

No. 458169

I don’t think I’ve seen this theory yet, but I think he might be experiencing mania? Depression can develop into bipolar 1, and his mannerisms in court are really reminding me of my ex. Whatever it is, I truly think he probably needs to be medicated for SOMETHING.

No. 458170

>>458153
>>458160
Or they're related to some.

No. 458171

>>458169
I've been saying this

No. 458173

>>458168
Luigi haters are so desperate to paint him as some typical scrot. The most cringe thing he did was go to an all moid school and pay that faggot grifter 200 dollars to be his moid therapist when a female would have definitely saved him for a fraction of the cost

No. 458174

File: 1734998217014.jpg (297.98 KB, 800x790, 1734998028395.jpg)


No. 458176

>>458173
>the most cringe thing he did was go to an all moid school
Kek I don't think it was his choice

No. 458177

File: 1734998564054.gif (1.94 MB, 320x568, 1734392214350.gif)

>>458176
I know it wasn't his choice but it's still cringe. I guess maybe it was also good because it probably kept him pure.

No. 458178

File: 1734999079116.mp4 (2.27 MB, 576x1024, 1734746900019.mp4)

this video almost brought me to tears. why am i such a softie..

No. 458179

File: 1734999201529.jpeg (286.68 KB, 635x752, IMG_6986.jpeg)

I don’t think you nonnas get it at all. Singing his praises…acting like he’s all innocent…Well, let me lay it down straight for you; Luigi is a bad boy. A very, very bad boy. He needs to be punished. Long, and hard. Someone’s got to make him pay. And I will be sick to my stomach if I am not the one personally delivering this punishment to his Italian ass.

No. 458180

File: 1734999232172.png (2.26 MB, 2048x1366, LLvkF0U.png)

why is there a pic of tyrone biggum kek

No. 458181

>going on all fours sucking luigis dick, then sending the photos to bj chan
>Then resume beating up luigi and sitting on his face, punishing him for paying grifter moids and saying "I need to stop thinking about women"
no luigi. You have to always think about us and pee your pants in fear and arousal when you do

No. 458182

File: 1734999420160.jpg (69.82 KB, 856x1178, sex.jpg)

>>458179
Me me me me me me it's gonna be me, chain him up chain him up, belt him not only around his waist but across his tushie!

No. 458183

>>458178
What a sweetie. I love his eyebrows. I hope none of those ugly things teased him about them in there before he got them plucked.

No. 458184

Can't do anything without giggling like an idiot because I'm thinking of Him…

No. 458185

>Court deems Luigi not guilty via jury nullification
>Luigi sighs in relief, tears of joy reddens his eyes and nose
>Court sends him off, he thinks he's free.
>Realizes his cuffs and rape belt hasn't been removed
>Goes through what he thinks is the exit
>It's actually a massive gladiator arena.
>Gates on the other side open
>Quiet at first, but then storm in the hoards of pee hungry nonas.

No. 458187

His broad shoulders and his slutty little waist accentuated by his rape-gear, are the feds on our side?

No. 458188

>>458180
This smile is kind of terrifying to me, anyone else
The dead eyes are what gets to me

No. 458189

File: 1734999748241.jpg (329.48 KB, 1512x2016, b48.jpg)

>>458188
You're right. His smile is broken now.
It's not the same as his old one

No. 458190

>>458177
penis slam

No. 458191

>>458188
I thought so too,it almost looks like a mental break but also genuinely happy to see/hear that he has fangirls aha

No. 458193

File: 1734999862136.png (930.82 KB, 1062x1390, Screen Shot 2024-12-23 at 4.23…)

so can we get a mistrial !!!?!!?? the judge should recuse himself no? this is fucking ridiculous!!!

https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigi-mangione-judge-married-to-former

No. 458194

>>458177
I want to hold him and murmur in Italian bc I’m fluent and stroke his curly hair im so weak nonnas I’ve been trying so hard not to think about it but he’s so my type even without the heroic shooting of a billionaire I’d be down bad ughhhghgggggb this gif has killed me

No. 458195

>>458188
Cover the rest of his face, his eyes aren't dead, just mildly retarded. Yeah but I wonder why he was smiling in the car, too. Definitely a fake smile. Was he mocking those outside the car? Schizomaxxing as usual.

No. 458196

>>458032
Most likely added by on of the moid bait posters on the last thread salty that they got banned

No. 458197

>>458188
it looks like he's taking the piss (kek)

No. 458198

>>458192
>I wish I was born a man
Wrong nona, you wish you were born Luigi. Most moids are fucking hideous missing link looking mother fuckers.
Even luigi will likely have a horrific twink death.

No. 458200

>>458197
Maybe literally, he's having a very satisfying pee
>>458198
How can he have twink death when he's not a twink

No. 458201

File: 1735000252650.jpeg (465.7 KB, 2048x1365, IMG_8606.jpeg)

>i hope the girlies found my smile cute

No. 458202

>>458180
he’s definitely being a schizo and giving the cameras what they want kek

No. 458204

File: 1735000371325.png (1.97 MB, 750x1334, IMG_8607.png)

Is he or is he not literally pouting for the camera because he knows women want him

No. 458205

>>458193
You can’t have a mistrial when there is no trial yet nonna kek
>>458188
I’m sure he’s not doing well mentally. I feel so bad for him. He’s trying to smile through it all. What else can he do.

No. 458206

File: 1735000399080.jpeg (83.77 KB, 1116x874, IMG_8608.jpeg)

The face of disbelief

No. 458207

File: 1735000398957.png (171.33 KB, 339x484, 3489530945.png)

>>458180
>why is there a pic of tyrone biggum kek
It's an air freshener kek

No. 458208

am i evil for wanting to see him act more schizophrenic and push away the tiktok retards?

No. 458209

>>458157
this is such a cute pic of her

No. 458210

>>458182
>>457978
these pics will forever be my favourite of his

No. 458211

>>458200
twunk death idfk.
Do you think Luigi will still be cute in his 50s?

No. 458212

>>458201
I wonder if he's glowing in every pic because he's thinkin' 'bout us.

No. 458213

>>458211
>Do you think Luigi will still be cute in his 50s?
Who cares if he's even alive at 50?
go away

No. 458214

>>458211
No male is cute in his 50's.
>>458212
He's definitely been posing for the women

No. 458215

>>458209
The glowies should have just let her keep killing scrots and stealing their shit.

No. 458216

>>458213
>who cares if he's even alive in his 50s?
I do… I want him to stay cute, get out of prison, and get voted in as president.

No. 458217

>>458216
Honestly, he could run for president. You don't need a clean record anymore. Can you be president from prison? Let's make it happen.

No. 458218

>>458162
Kek Eastern Europe is literally ground zero for hideous brutalist garbage. What is cucker fagson talking about?

No. 458219

>>458179
> ywn be able to give luigi mangione the spanking he so desperately deserves

why live

No. 458220

>>458219
Do you think Luigi will pee himself and get a boner afterwards if you spank his bare Italian ass hard enough?

No. 458221

File: 1735000947255.png (12.34 KB, 769x287, IMG_8609.png)

Its us, they’re talking about us

No. 458223

>>458208
If anything they'd love that even more. Instead of calling him their "precious meowmeow" those booktok faggots would just start making 7 million posts about getting raped by his schizo cock.

No. 458224

>>458221
He didn’t murder women or children, but a gross moid making millions on the deaths of others.
But WE’RE the sick ones. Ok.

No. 458225

File: 1735001251029.jpg (35.65 KB, 256x256, matt troutman the jealous ugly…)

>>458221
The only person "sick" here is you, Matt Troutman.
What a faggoty fucking name.
Matt are you reading this? Kill yourself you ugly fucking bootlicker.

No. 458226

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>>458221
whenever new york post says "sick" in reference to luigi supporters i always read it as "gnarly" or "radical"

No. 458227

>>458220
No, he gets a boner during but when you spank him hard enough it gets flaccid enough to release a stream of hot piss and he starts crying
>>458225
Ugly jealous faggot

No. 458228

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I normally don't feel sorry for scrotes but the pornsick trolls itt make feel bad for him. I hope he stays in prison so he can avoid you people.(baiting)

No. 458229

>>458211
… growing old w/ luigi tho…ugh

No. 458230

>>458220
Personally I’d go for the home run, which is him coming untouched from a spanking. Imagine between incessant groping and spanking, that he becomes all hot and bothered (even though he really doesn’t want to) and gets just enough stimulation from the constant pounding on his ass cheeks that he feels something swell in his stomach that he can no longer hold back. Even the helpless bouncing from his cock as he recoils constantly will soon lead to his arousal and imminent orgasm. I would land my hits just well enough that they would be right near his asshole, and try to slowly arouse him that way as pain and pleasure becomes indistinguishable from the other. Fuck, I will never have this beautiful stallion writhing over my lap. It makes me weep.

No. 458231

Begging you all to not reply to that low quality bait

No. 458232

>>458225
Kek he looks like the type of guy to seethe over il nostro piccolino amore Luigi. Jawless eyeless and a smile that could never light up a room

No. 458233

File: 1735001871436.png (519.71 KB, 809x835, 1734829523321.png)

>>458230
Can you make this a fanfic, and artanon if you're listening can you please draw this, fuck I want to spank him so bad against my bed that he starts riding the sheets but gets interrupted by a particularly painful slap that jolts him and makes him wince and moan… do you think his back could hold up with a spanking?
>>458232
He really is eyeless. Eyecel versus Chadgazed Luigi

No. 458234

>>458233
would his ass be bare or clothed?

No. 458235

>>458234
Bare, the fuck? What kind of question is this.

No. 458236

>>458233
nta but i just cant get aroused thinking about beating the shit out of someone with a botched back surgery and a spine full of screws?
but do you ig

No. 458238

File: 1735002055773.png (190.87 KB, 361x496, di.png)

his beauty marks remind me of picrel

No. 458239

>>458236
Are you artnonny because if not no1 asked

No. 458240

All the new photos of him are so gorgeous I really hope it's obvious to the jury he's innocent

No. 458241

>>458239
that's 458228 begging for a sliver of infighting

No. 458243

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>>458228
Go back to writing shit articles for the new york post with your mcdonalds salary, troutman

No. 458244

So how many Luigis do you have, I only have 133 right now, looking to add to my collection of 'gis

No. 458245

>>458236
nyart I love luigi but sometimes I worry he'd be cringe irl from overexposure to grifter scrots and I feel like the only way to fix him is by abusing him into total woman respect.(its scrote not scrot, integrate, your posts stand out)

No. 458246

>>458245
He's long gone from that part of him now, he's schizomaxxed

No. 458247

>>458244
Just eight. I try to only download the ones that really give me butterflies

No. 458248

im so confused how this whole thing works since he has both ny state charges and federal charges? do they do two separate trials? which one is first?
does anyone know the process and can explain pls

No. 458249

>>458247
Based and same. That one just upthread of him being forced/slammed against the wall got an instasave tho kek

No. 458250

>>458247
Same… all 133

No. 458251

>>458248
>do they do two separate trials? which one is first?
Yes it's two separate cases so if it goes to trial, it would be two separate trials.
The state's case will probably be first but idk for sure

No. 458252

>>458249
With the mandatory "penis slam" file name, right?

No. 458253

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No. 458254

do you think celebrities who had to suck mad dick and work tirelessly just to get a fraction of luigis attention are seething now?

No. 458255

>>458253
Poor Luigi… I hope he gets nullified and can find a peaceful life away from the spotlight where he can write a book for remote cabin money.

No. 458256

>>458253
Ughhhhff what a man,I can’t stop gawking at his shoulders and composure

No. 458257

>>458253
looks like he wants to laugh but is holding back kek

No. 458258

>>458255
Sex cabin

No. 458259

>>458253
>his reaction to "do you want to say something"
You can tell he reeeally wants to say something.
I'm starting to agree with the nonnies saying he is legit out of his mind. Hot.

No. 458260

>>458259
His gesture is almost like "you guess"

No. 458261

Ugh I wanna feel up Luigi while he's handcuffed and chained up
>>457647
>>457648
>>457690
Like just look at those pecs, they're begging to be grabbed

No. 458262

>>458261
I need to latch onto his soft puffy nips

No. 458263

>>458252
No I’m a gymrat girly with quite high PRs so I saved it as “gymspo” lmao need to make sure I could hip thrust him into oblivion. Penis slam is also based tho kek

No. 458264

>>458263
He would just let it happen like he did with that 4'6'' cop. You'd have to use his slave chains to keep him from giving into you when you go to slam him so you can feel the full effect of whamming that big strong stallion into the brick wall by your own strength.

No. 458265

>>457708
>apparently there were 24 women inside supporting him
I can't believe they only allowed so few inside. How many are outside?

No. 458266

>>458264
I want to manhandle him in every sense of the word and I know u get me nonnatella

No. 458268

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No. 458269

>>458204
He has the prettiest eyes I've seen on any man
>>458244
Pretty much everything that's been posted in these threads from the start, the unconventional thread, and previous amerifag threads, I lost count

No. 458270

>>458269
>lost count
You don't have a folder?

No. 458271

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No. 458273

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Is this basically the defacto thread for following this case? I don't mind people thirsting over him, but I mainly want to follow / discuss the trial kek.

No. 458274

>>458270
I'm too embarrassed to make one so I hide him between miscellaneous photos kek

No. 458275

>>458274
kek same here nonnie

No. 458276

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No. 458277

>>458273
Yes but I fear we won't see him for a while
>>458274
>>458275
Why
>>458276
So fucking cute

No. 458278

>>458276
Pets him like he’s a puppy

No. 458279

>>458277
we won’t see him until february 21st for his next appearance

No. 458280

>>458273
idk how much there is to discuss. He declared that he's not guilty and seems to be working close with his lawyer.
I'm not too skilled in legal jargon so I don't understand any of the fine details in between that.
I think the judge is shit. She's in the pockets of the healthcare industry (which has long since been bought by insurance)

No. 458281

>>458279
WHAT?!?!? Nona that's too long!!!!

No. 458282


No. 458283

>>458169
I thought schizophrenia or a manic reaction to prescription medication. I agree he should probably be medicated for something which would help his not guilty plea.

No. 458285

File: 1735005784376.gif (2.1 MB, 600x600, when he looks at you.gif)

>>458137
His expressions are so dreamy, especially this part

No. 458288

>>458271
Veramente BELLO da morire If this was the renaissance Michelangelo’s gay as fuck ass would have been sculpting the shit out of him, he’d be painted by all the greats of the times…sigh kinda wanna ask my based painter mom to do me a portrait of him in that style

No. 458289

>>458279
Killing myself.

No. 458290

>>458276
my baby bites his nails

No. 458291

>>458285
He is doing this for his female fans
>>458290
Nervous pookie

No. 458292

>>458285
sending horny signals

No. 458294

>>458221
This is such a bizarre headline. Of all the things his fans have said about him the comments about the matching outfits are among the most innocent. People think it’s funny and are cracking jokes about Mommy and Me matching sweater sets like he’s his lawyer’s toddler.

No. 458295

File: 1735006134528.gif (1.03 MB, 451x447, when he looks at you pt 2.gif)

>>458285
Samefag, had to get rid of the cop. All better

No. 458297

>>458294
Hell hath no fury like a mogged moid

No. 458298

>>458295
I had no idea 3D men could be this attractive

No. 458299

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>>458279
supposedly February 21st will be for the his state case and he'll be in court for the federal case January 18th

No. 458300


No. 458301

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>>458221
>The weak fear the weegeewife

No. 458302

>>458299
federal has photography right

No. 458303


No. 458304

>>458302
No we're just going to get uggo courtroom drawings

No. 458305

>>458299
We might get a glimpse of him for his January appearance but not similar to what we got today since it’s federal, sigh

No. 458306

ugh luigi is gonna starve in that prison and get too skinny im so sad

No. 458307

>>458305
Hopefully they up the ante and he gets escorted on a chain leash

No. 458308

>>458285
voting for next thread pic

No. 458309

>>458308 I thought we all agreed it would be this one >>457853

No. 458310

>>458306
Don’t say that noni u don’t know that he might start doing prison workouts in his cell for meditation and vibes like can’t you just see him doing pushups on pushups…

No. 458311

>>458188
Forcibly medicated?

No. 458312

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>>458306
diddys been in that prison for a few months now and his appearance is completely altered.
im really scared for luigi

No. 458313

>>458032
This is also a good OP

No. 458314

>>458310
Pushups but hes actually just air humping a nonna

No. 458315

>>458309
nta but wouldnt the unedited one be better? as funny as it is you can barely see him

No. 458316

>>458312
Killing myself, Luigi doesn’t deserve this torture he should be hiking with a nona

No. 458317

File: 1735006836904.gif (1.78 MB, 230x326, 34830495834.gif)

>>458309
No this one >>457769 is more iconic
or picrel tbh

No. 458318

>>458312
I feel like because diddys crimes are more reprehensible he's being abused more. Luigi is far more sympathetic so might be less likely to be abused. Idk. I'm just coping.

No. 458319

>>458318
Luigi already has an infected eye from his shitty cell

No. 458320

>>458312
yeah but here's the thing diddy is an old man he was likely dying his hair to cover gray and using HGH and other supps. He lost all that now. Diddy is just reverting to his natural state.

No. 458321

>>458312
Diddy was an out of shape hedonist and already old as fuck, our baby is healthier so he has more wiggle room I think. I wish I could send him home cooked meals tho ugh

No. 458322

>>458312
i was reading diddy is intentionally skipping meals because he thinks he could get poisoned

No. 458323

>>458309
>>458315
the one here >>457769 might be better and is more visible, maybe we can save the gif for the one after

No. 458324

>Mangione and Combs are housed at the Metropolitan Detention Center because they face federal charges in New York City. The Federal Bureau of Prisons, a United States Department of Justice division, operates the facility. It is the only federal jail in New York City.

>The facility, primarily used for post-arrest detention for people awaiting trial in federal courts in Manhattan or Brooklyn, has about 1,121 total inmates, according to the Federal Bureau of Prisons. There are also outdoor recreation facilities, a medical unit with examination rooms and a dental suite at the facility, Fox News reported. A separate wing is available to inmates for educational programs and the jail’s library, the outlet added.


>The Metropolitan Detention Center, which was opened in the early 1990s, has been criticized for its harsh conditions, even to the point that judges have refused to send individuals there.


>Detainees have previously complained about constant violence, deplorable conditions, severe staffing shortages and the frequent smuggling of drugs and other contraband, the Associated Press reported in September.


>In January, Judge Jesse Furman of the Federal District Court in Manhattan declined to send a man who pleaded guilty in a drug case there because of the conditions, BBC News reported.


>District Judge Gary R. Brown of the Eastern District of New York wrote that the detention center had "dangerous, barbaric conditions" in a September sentencing opinion.

No. 458325

>>458319
this is bullshit.
Can we send luigi clean sheets so he doesn't get pinkeye?

No. 458326

I wanna kiss his eye booboo better and then have hot steamy schizo sex

No. 458327

>>458323
agreed

No. 458328

>>458324
>severe staff shortages
Hire me.

No. 458329

i hate this he doesnt deserve this treatment im so angry

No. 458331

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>>458328
grad students in nyc go at it

No. 458332

>>458245
>>458215
>>458173
Can you stop with the scrot shit.
It's spelled scrote. You are making yourself noticed.

No. 458333

>>458329
Luigi is clearly not dangerous he should be in a minimum security prison for no more than 10 years (he gets a month off his sentence for every mukbang live stream he does)
I think thats a just punishment

No. 458334

>>458333
He gets a month off for every orgasm he gives me during our conjugal visits you mean, in which case he will be done within the year

No. 458335

>>458332
Yeah agreed, I'm tired of noticing it and anon should have stopped the first time someone pointed out that it's dumb and annoying

No. 458336

File: 1735007863402.gif (1.24 MB, 252x388, 1000020051.gif)

booty

No. 458337

>>458336
Mmmm wedgie

No. 458338

>>458336
Wanna squeeze it and make him flustered

No. 458339

>>458338
What if he didn’t get flustered but instead turned and gave you a tiny yet dirty & sexy little grin, what then? eyeballs emoji

No. 458340

>>458336
Need to put that big bow on his ass

No. 458342

>>458339
Spank or grab cock

No. 458343

>>458339
Then Im reaching into his pants and edging him on,gotta show him who’s in control

No. 458344

>>458342
>>458343
Since you both chose grabbing his cock, I raise you this next query: if you grab his cock and it’s already hard from your ass grab are you calling him a good boy or a bad boy? triple eyeballs emojis

No. 458347

File: 1735009579899.jpeg (1.06 MB, 1284x1493, IMG_3436.jpeg)

>>458344
Sucking/biting on his neck ,each time getting a little deeper as I keep edging him on.Calling him a bad boy under breath as I bite harder,hearing him whimper and moan after each trial,brows furrowing after each time he’s stroked and the warmth of my hands leave his cock.You can feel him getting more desperate.

No. 458348

>>458347
Based. I’d go the “good boy” route to see if praise gets him going. Imagine if he just melted at those words. Take your hand away just to hear him say please please please put it back. If he can stay hard the whole car ride without whining he gets good boy privileges which is a nonna sitting on his face reverse cowgirl while she plays with his dick. I bet he’d like his dick lightly smacked n slapped a little bit he just looks like it.

No. 458349

This thread is fucking incredible. We have made history, ladies.

No. 458350

>>458348
From his tweets he seems like the kind that would dislike being patronized in that way.

No. 458351

>>458350
They all seem that way til your hand is on their dick nonita

No. 458352

>>458350
>From his tweets he seems like the kind that would dislike being patronized in that way.
Yeah he seems really concerened with muh agency

No. 458354

File: 1735011345206.jpeg (106.38 KB, 406x399, IMG_6990.jpeg)

Do you think he would like to be teased/edged?

No. 458355

File: 1735011446828.jpeg (52.88 KB, 800x450, IMG_3724.jpeg)

when im down on my knees you’re how i pray

No. 458356

>>458354
he doesn't have a choice

No. 458357

File: 1735011579589.gif (13.85 KB, 220x127, IMG_0038.gif)

>>458354
He really does need to send his spunk out into the world.

No. 458358

>>458354
nonnies have been saying one of his eyes looks funny/has a stye but i think that’s just how it naturally is plus the combination of stress and not sleeping well doesn’t help

No. 458359

I'm not going to reply to any particular comment bc it keeps happening but "teased" is just fine and I've only ever heard a moid say edge/edging/edged about porn, so that's what comes to mind when you all keep saying it

No. 458361

>>458359
genuinely feel like theres a lot of gay moids in this thread for some reason

No. 458362

>>458359
Feels like this is about me kek.I just forgot the word ‘teased’ but it’s too flowery and gentle for me.I just want to see Luigi desperate to cum.

No. 458363

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>>458359
>>458361
What you think are gay moids are just really filthy fucking fujoshis whose porn terminology is nearly duplicate to a gay man’s due to the amount of homosexual smut they read and write.

No. 458364


No. 458365

What's the grossest sexual fantasy you have about Luigi? I like the idea of playing with his butthole

No. 458366

>>458362
It's not just you nonna, ctrl+f "edging". Your comment seemed sincere so I wanted you to be included in my criticism so you that do better and make Luigi (or subsequent and worthy copycats) hornier. Men like him don't want to hear you say "edging" either, it's an ugly word. This anon >>458361 is correct and it does seem like there are a lot of gay moids here in general, not just using the word "edge"

No. 458368

File: 1735012583063.jpeg (1.54 MB, 1995x1125, IMG_3725.jpeg)

KEK i can’t with these courtroom sketches butchering his looks

No. 458369

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No. 458370

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No. 458371

>>458368
They need to hire the nona here who keeps making lewd fanart of him

No. 458372

>>458370
genuinely why dont men exist like this in real life. it makes me so angry. ive never met anyone like him in my entire life

No. 458373

>>458366
nyart but relax nonna. I've been seeing people sperging over dialogue we need to just relax I know we are all horny here but there's no need to be mean. Trust me, I'm just as mad as you that Luigi is the perfect man but he may as well be 2D with how accessible he is.

No. 458374

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>>458365
> Luigi is reclined back on the bed, pillows under his back and neck. he is propped up in a comfortable position. Special care is taken to mitigate any chronic pain that may be triggered, because tonight is all about him.
> his hands are restrained above him to the headboard
>he is shirtless, sweaty, looks slightly distressed
> I fondle his cock gently and get him riled up, He starts breathing heavily
> I play with his cock a lot but I don’t let him cum. He starts to get a little spicy and snap at me for prolonging his pleasure, but I don’t stop bc I think it’s hot when he fights back even though he can’t do much
> eventually he begins to beg “please, please let me cum. Please” looking me in the eyes with the most heartfelt and desperate plea, as he nears orgasm his pleas are more pronounced and frantic until I finally let him cum

No. 458375

Do you think Luigis lawyer is molesting him?

No. 458376

>>458373
pointing out that someone is cringe and their posts are indistinguishable from a gay male is not ~mean

No. 458377

File: 1735013152723.png (1.06 MB, 1728x972, EAWx61Q.png)

why does this look like it was shot on film

No. 458378

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No. 458379

>>458373
Who is being "mean"? It's a dumb word and the other anons are correct about scrot-chan too. Don't use moid-coded or distracting grammar and the thread will be better off. There's been moids spamming anal porn itt and making dumb backhanded comments so it's not some unreasonable demand

No. 458382

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No. 458383

>>458359
Who cares. We’re talking about how we want to slap this dudes cock and shit. If you don’t appreciate the vulgarity then take a hike. The threads not for you

No. 458387

Is there a single bad picture of luigi? This is getting kind of insane. Even 2D husbandos will have fucked up in betweens every once in a while.

The only ugly pictures I've seen of luigi are these fucking god awful courtroom sketches.

No. 458389

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No. 458392

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No. 458396

>>458392
poor baby looks so sleepy… I wish they let him wear normal shoes. The prison shoes don't match his preppy sweater/khaki combo.
It's just more oppression and more of a reason I hate this gay country.

No. 458397

>>458375
If she is she better be doing it in our name

No. 458398

>>458389
His nipples are so slutty they’re just begging to be pinched.

No. 458399

I wish he wasn't covering his dick with his handcuffs. This is oppression.

No. 458400

>>458368
Kek this looks like something out of the chadification thread

No. 458401

>>458398
I love how anons fixate on Luigi's sexy man breasts and nipples. There is something slutty about them and I agree he is asking is for it kek

No. 458402

>>458401
I'm usually not into pecs, and it always annoyed me/grossed me out when people would make 2D husbandos with huge tits/nipples but…
I kind of wonder if they bounce when he runs

No. 458404

>>458402
>I'm usually not into pecs
Yeah it's weird. It made me feel kind of funny when anons first started bringing attention to his man-tits and objectifying them, like the first time I heard the word "pussy". And then I realized I liked it

No. 458407

There’s something seriously wrong with me, because the idea of him being a little crazy is super hot.

No. 458408

I’m reading the guidelines on sending books to MDC and it says I can send him magazine subscriptions. I want to be a monthly reminder to him. What magazine subscription should I subscribe him to kek

No. 458409

>>458408
Get him National Geographic or Popular Science immediately before someone else does, if those still exist

No. 458410

>>458404
I mean he's asking for it. Imagine you hang him by the cuffs on a hook and just pinch his nipples through his maroon sweater…
>>458407
no. That's like half of his appeal. Without the schizo shit he's just another fratboy techbro nepobaby (who happens to be super cute)
>>458408
Lets make a magazine of just these threads stapled together

No. 458411

>>458407
yandere luigi…just imagine

No. 458412

>>458407
I think it's hot too, but also he'd just generally be a fun person to talk to. it's a breath of fresh air from all the men who either try too hard to be cool, mysterious, "woke"/wholesome or edgy.

No. 458413

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No. 458414

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>>458407
Here you go anon, welcome to the internet kek
Luigi isn't on this chart though, he's "chaotic-perfection"

No. 458415

>>458407
I hope he is because I’m also a little crazy and wrote him an unhinged poem. I wonder if I can send him a little doll made from the hair on my hair brush to go with it

No. 458416

>>458415
> I wonder if I can send him a little doll made from the hair on my hair brush to go with it
I'd uh… send that separately otherwise you might be at risk of them throwing away both

No. 458417

Inserting my yeast infection cream with a disposable applicator, but imagining it’s his sperm instead.

No. 458418

>>458407
I still can’t get over his mom saying she could see him killing someone. I need to know what he’s done for his mom to say something like that.

No. 458419

File: 1735015947767.mp4 (8 MB, 1280x720, file_1280x720-2000-v3_1 (1).mp…)

i'm thankful for today, imagine having to see him through fucking courtroom sketches. devastating
>>458396
it should be considered warfare. i don't understand why they don't allow him to wear proper shoes, it makes no sense
>>458407
that's a big part of his appeal to me

No. 458420

>>458418
No, my mom would say this. She's probably just a typical vacationing and absent-minded boomer who feels comfortable when people talk to her like they're a friend and can be trusted. I don't think she said it with animosity but because she wasn't thinking and felt embarrassed or responsible as a parent for his actions. He still murdered someone and she doesn't want to make it seem like the family is condoning it, if she gave it a second thought at all

No. 458421

>>458419
Have you found any additional clips of the moment he says 'not guilty'?
It's weird that there doesn't seem to be more angles/zooms/better quality cips of this moment. I've only seen one.

No. 458422

>>458413
Kek he would definitely remember me if he gets this monthly. Do you think the other inmates will tease him tho?

No. 458424

>>458421
no, nonny. i've been trying to find a decent one for HOURS

No. 458425

>>458419
Idk how else to put this but his mannerisms are SO like, proud Italian. If you’ve never dated a few (or a lot) of Italian or Italian-American guys or interacted w them you might not see it but it’s all I can see and it makes me feral as a lifelong pasta enjoyer

No. 458426

>>458310
>>458312
I've heard that there are inmates in some prisons who run their own little work out programs. The rapper Gucci mane went to jail with a huge lean belly and left with a six pack. There's hope for Luigi.
>>458318
Also, diddy has been hated even before his crimes become widely known. For decades, people have been accusing him of being behind Tupac's death and that's enough to make his time in prison tough.

No. 458427

I wonder how surreal things are for Luigi.
Dude is accused of committing a cold blooded murder in broad daylight, with a possible death penalty. But instead of being looked down upon everyone is cheering him on as a folk hero.
He had fans in the courtroom. People gathered outside screaming for his freedom. Even when he was in PA his fellow inmates wanted him free. There's no way he doesn't know how loved he is. But it must be so weird.

No. 458429

>>458427
Not to fan-fic but I would imagine he feels "exhilarated" by all of this? I know I would

No. 458430

>>458427
I wonder if he could go back in time and have another chance, would he still do it?

No. 458431

>>458430
Nona! We don't even know if he did it!!!

No. 458432

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>>458421
>>458424
There was another one posted earlier >>457763

No. 458433

>>458430
Maybe he wouldn’t go to that McDonald’s and would remain unknown until he came across a nona in the wild.

No. 458435

>>458433
that whole mcdonalds capture just seems so fucking weird.
I swear to fucking god its so weird and autistic and doesn't make sense. If he was the killer and got away you would think within 5 days he'd get rid of the gun and not eat inside of a fucking mcdonalds.
He literally could have hitchiked to mexico or if he had that 8k in his backpack taken a bus or uber or idfk.

No. 458436

period sex with luigi. my final wish

No. 458437

>>458436
Not the red wings nona!!!!!!!!! LMAO

No. 458438

>>458437
im slipping into a midol coma and im gonna astral project into weegees cell and make it look like a real murder scene. he’ll be convicted on 5 counts of first degree pussyslaughter, ten consecutive life sentences of house sex slavery arrest

No. 458439

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>>458382
>ywn be tickled by his eyelashes

No. 458440

>>458435
This is why I can’t help but think the capture was intentional on his part? Along with the curated goodreads and the manifesto in his pocket (if we aren’t to believe it was planted.) it almost has to be unless his mental state was just fucked every day after the shooting OR the story of how he was captured is largely false.

No. 458441

You know I just wouldn't be this tore up about this Roman God being locked up if we lived in a world where Luigi was the status quo moid.
How do we genetically engineer males that are as cute, intelligent, and caring as luigi? I like to believe he respects women and if he doesn't he can easily be reprogrammed into optimal levels of woman respect through rigorous femdom therapy.

No. 458442

To me, it doesn't make a ton of sense to write a manifesto/note to the feds talking about how you did it, if you're planning to get caught.
It's something you'd write if you were planning to kill yourself or (less likely) leave behind manifesto to be found and make a clean getaway.
Him planning to kill himself would explain why he hung on to the gun.

No. 458444

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>>458440
every day I wonder what Luigi did during those 5 days after the murder.
I also wish I was Lady Amalthea but can change into a unicorn at will and carry him on my back to safety. I am retarded

No. 458445

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>>458169
which mannerisms? idk anything about mania and only saw the courtroom clips posted here. his smile in the car did look pretty crazy though…

No. 458446

File: 1735018906960.jpg (2.7 MB, 2880x2880, 20241224_084031.jpg)

Not a Luigi nonnie but this picture of him reminded me of the iconic bimbo summit picture and I had to create a comparison. If they paired him with 2 handsome cops, it could've been called "himbo summit".

No. 458447

>>458446
God luigis smile is so fucking unhinged. I love it.

No. 458448

Is the car smile really that "crazy"? It looks like his old ones, except this time he's probably tired as hell considering all that he's going through.

No. 458449

>>458446
you're a bit late to that nonnie kek
>>457732
>>457769

No. 458451

>>458448
I think it's that and the really poor lighting that are not doing him any favors.

No. 458452

>>458448
tbh nona I think he's always been fucking nuts. When you get that curious you get crazy

No. 458453

>>458442
yeah, him talking about "the spiral notebook, if present…" in the manifesto makes me think that he was giving them instructions for them to know the motive after he's dead

No. 458454

>>458442
I'm so glad he didn't kill himself. I wonder if he got word of people celebrating him and decided to keep going.

No. 458455

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we'd have photos of his corpse circulating instead of his gorgeous face. i'd off myself

No. 458456

>>458445
It's not mania, it's like anon said >>458454 but I'm 100% convinced this is the reason. It is a night and day difference between now and how he looked before he secured a lawyer. He knows he's a hero and probably has a good sense that he's also become one of the most sexually desired men in the world, almost overnight

No. 458457

>>458455
Kek I can’t get over this photo. It’s like looking at one of those ASPCA photos of a sad neglected puppy chained outside in the rain.

No. 458458

>>458457
kek holy shit anon, you nailed it

No. 458459

>>458455
I’m so glad he didn’t,even beyond me being a Weegee wife I believe him staying here makes more people wary of his opposition and exposes the masses to the corruption going on in the industry.Otherwise people would just shrug him off as a “lunatic” or “maniac” or whatever.

No. 458460

>>458459
definitely, and they would've forgotten about him in a couple weeks
>>458457
he looks so sad and out of it, poor puppy. Your Love Can Save Him. Donate Now

No. 458462

>>458455
How would you even strike up a conversation in your humiliating slave uniform without fucking it up? I guess if I was on cleaning duty I’d mop near him but not too close since I wouldn’t want to disturb him while he’s eating. Maybe I’d sneak some glances and wait until he’s nearly done with his freshly cooked hashbrown. I’m nervous just thinking about it. I think I’d be too much of a coward to speak up. He’ll maybe nod his head at me, acknowledging me just for that one time and then I’d lose him. I’d then go home and kill myself.

No. 458463

>>458462
I would be murdering that old volunteer bitch who ratted him out. Or Id just lie and say that's not him and that he's a friend of someone I know to keep him safe.

No. 458464

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>>458462
You're really selling this like cleaner is already your day job. It's okay to have confidence anon, you won't scare him unless picrel and he's the kind of guy who would pretend he didn't notice anyways

No. 458465

manic luigi would definitely eat pussy like a starved caveman mmhm he’d look so good between my thighs

No. 458466

>>458455
I don't want to see any pics of his corpse! I'm tired of peoples dead bodies being spammed everywhere. We didn't need a picture of that fat demon CEOs corpse and I DEFINITELY don't want a picture of Luigi's corpse.
Ugh, I don't like how people spam gore on moidsites its so fucked up.
He can't get the death penalty! It's horrific! I've heard so many scary stories about lethal injection. It's apparently really agonizing. It just 'looks' nice.
They can't execute him! They can't!!!!!!

No. 458467

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If I ever meet him I’m doing this to him

No. 458468

>>458466
biden commuted 37 out of 40 fags on federal death row, the three remaining are dylann roof, robert bowers and dzhokhar. lol at comparing him to those disgraces. he shouldn't even get life without parole. we have rapists walking free

No. 458469

>>458467
The first good post

No. 458470

>>458456
completely forgot about how the lawyer probably hyped him up

No. 458471

>>458467
I feel like it’s be better to do that to him in a pool because of his back. Wet puppy.

No. 458472

>>458467
Not sexy but definitely very weird anon. This picrel does not speak for the group and we will probably prevent you from getting near him if you try to maternalize his sexual potency

No. 458473

>>458468
its truly crazy how the feds hit him with a terrorist charge…for killing ONE person

No. 458475

>>458468
Yeah but Biden is gonna be gone in a week. Plus CEO crime is the biggest hate crime according to the glowies that run shit.
Luigi (ALLEGEDLY) killed one man who killed more than all the original 40 people on death row combined times 10. It was an act of self defense on behalf of the American people. If the elite want protection, they have to use their money to take care of the people who pay them.

No. 458476

>>458449
Great minds think alike after all

No. 458478

>>458474
The real killer probably was blonde originally and dyed it red or brown.
He's probably in mexico while poor luigi suffers.

No. 458479

>>458472
Idek what this is implying lmao. When I posted this I mainly had this bit from an article in mind
> “Luigi Mangione 'Became Quiet And Started To Shake' As Cops Confront Him At McDonald's Over CEO Murder”
Who wouldn’t want to comfort a shaking and crying luigi?

No. 458480

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>>458440
100% false capture story
apparently cops in SF tipped nypd about his missing persons report and similar likeness. one his pic was out there, modern policing takes care of itself w/ the help of dystopian tech

No. 458481

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>>458472
>This picrel

No. 458482

>>458479
Luigi could have gone into a nonas car and she would have bought him all the hash browns he could have ever wanted.

No. 458483

>>458462
>He’ll maybe nod his head at me, acknowledging me just for that one time and then I’d lose him. I’d then go home and kill myself.
Kek I’m sorry but I laughed way too hard at this

No. 458484

>>458455
Is it just me or is it weird they even recognized Luigi as the killer? He's wearing a hat that covers the trademark eyebrows in all of the other pics.
This whole thing stinks

No. 458485

>>458479
Luigi's war was with the healthcare companies and their CEOs. Our war is with man babies and their dependency on the pick-mes who baby and coddle them so I'm just triggered by your picrel is all anon. The best way for a man to feel confident and self-assured is to become a CEO/pussy-slaying chad like Luigi so just want to make sure that is known

No. 458487

>>458484
What about that one photo in the taxi where it was just his eyebrows? Idk where that photo went but I wonder how well the eyebrows match up now that we’ve seen them in all their glory.

No. 458488

>>458479
It was a good post anon

No. 458489

>>458485
nyart but I agree. The best way to comfort luigi when he's stressed is to sit on his face.

No. 458490

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No. 458491

>>458485
Don’t care

No. 458492

>>457769
new thread pic pls

No. 458493

>>458485
retard

No. 458494

>>458475
i feel doom and gloom again after reading this. biden promised to abolish death penalty and he didn't do shit i hate him

No. 458495

Burgundy sweater gif for thread pic plsssss

No. 458497


No. 458509

Luigi is a whore

No. 458524

>>458468
rape isn't scary to stock-investors
weegee did the worst crime possible in our fucked up society : reminding the rich they aren't untouchable



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