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No. 458496

B(H)imbo summit edition

Previous Threads:
>>450007
>>451665
>>453384
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No. 458498

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sixth thread in less than two weeks is crazy

No. 458499

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Anyone have the high res version of this pic?

No. 458500

nonnas im wondering if he's still vegetarian or if he said fuck it and started eating meat again in jail
im pretty sure if he wants vegetarian they have to give it to him. the idaho incel ripper guy is a vegan and they give him vegan food in prison

No. 458503

He seems so normal and nice when talking

No. 458504

>>458503
hnnnnnng
we need a lip reader
can AI do that yet

No. 458505

I wonder if it would be possible to sit on his face even with his back injury?

No. 458506

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>>458499

No. 458507

kek the screaming

No. 458508

>>458505
Anon you're supposed to hover with your thigh muscles when you sit on someone's face. Please only smother normie men when you're doing this, in fact you could be a superhero akin to Luigi status if you really made an effort

No. 458510

>>458500
My own gut feeling is that he isn't vegetarian anymore but probably made a conscious effort to eat ethically sourced animal products. He was reading books like The Omnivore's Dilemna on his goodreads.

No. 458511

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cutie pie hehe

No. 458512

anodda day anodda slay

No. 458514

>>458507
The way he looks around confusedly kek. So many reporters and journalists boggled that the masses aren't swayed by their typical manipulations this time

No. 458515

>>458499
here is a high quality one, it doesn't let me upload it https://cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/lescoopsdelinformation/SCZK3MNUEBGIDDVEHSCQBIYXXQ.jpeg it's 3563x2375
>>458500
i think he started eating meat again, they reported that he ate lasagna for dinner >>457128

No. 458518

>>458515
Thank youuuuu. God he was so fucking sexy during his perp walk.

No. 458519

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Im sorry but I cannot embed reeeeeee
I think it's because of this fucking retard's speshul username
This was the perfect tiktok I was trying to share
https://www.tiktok.com/@.prxsper/video/7451745479035112750

No. 458520

>>458510
I read omnivores dilemma. Micheal Pollan is pretty pro vegetarian/mindful sourcing of food. That book got me into morel hunting. They're good but a meme mushroom that is mostly great for playing outdoors/bonding with loved ones. I like golden oysters better.
I wonder what Luigi thinks about Joel Salatin being (possibly) in the government now. I like Salatin's method of rotating pasture but I hate that he's an anti vaxxer theobro who doesn't pay his workers.
Luigi might quit vegetarianism but prison meat is definitely coming from some shady sources. Most American prisons rarely give meat out anyways. I've seen smuggled vids from inside bad prisons and they hardly feed the inmates.
I raise pasture raised livestock and garden. I would love to cook a home grown meal for him.

No. 458521

>>458511
kiss and hug.

No. 458522

>>458507
The women in the audience are so based for that reaction LMAO. I didn't expect them to be so feral over him like that, it's hilarious.
>>458514
I think men in particular are triggered by the Luigi waifus aside from pickme radfems who flirt with neo-nazis.
>>458519
I was thinking about this, i am dying to know if this was intentional on the lawyers part. I wonder if she knows about us and is trying her hardest to give us what we want. I really wish it would be true.
>>458520
The shit food is part of the punishment. I recall watching a youtuber who went to prison and he stated one of the cooks got in trouble for cooking beans far too nicely since he seasoned them so well, the inmates were flocking to them.
>>458511
I want to lick his teeth.

No. 458523

>>458514
He's jealous because Luigi is more attractive and more beloved. No one fucking likes for profit health insurance.

No. 458525

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Incoming new pic spam

No. 458526

>>458522
I feel like it's not fair.
Some prisoners deserve shit food (like rapists, pedos, woman beaters, misogynist murderers etc) But some guys are locked up for things that don't warrant such a harsh punishment… like murdering uggo health insurance ceos.

No. 458527

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No. 458528

>>458525
WHERE ARE YOU FINDING THESE

No. 458529

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No. 458530

>>458525
>ywn visit art galleries with normie Luigi
help me

No. 458531

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No. 458532

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>>458525
his legs are sewww fuzzy

No. 458533

>>458525
This is a very unique and beautiful picrel, I've never seen anything like it

No. 458534

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>>458498
is it? Is it though?
Also Merry Christmas Luigi! I wish you hadn't got caught until 2025 so you could have had more hash browns or something a nona cooked you!

No. 458535

>>458529
It's strange seeing him with grown out facial hair. He looks way better without it.

No. 458536

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>>458529
Interesting

No. 458537

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>>458519
their little matching Ken Bone moment was super cute keek

No. 458538

>>458536
No more of this please!

No. 458539

>>458538
KEK

No. 458540

>>458531
Cutie patootie
>>458525
I love a cultured man

No. 458541

>>458535
ultimately i agree he looks better clean-shave or with stubble
but still smoking hot imo. this gives us a hint what he will look like going forward
when he's not being shaved and trimmed for court.
this is what he might look like for the remainder of his life
would still rape

No. 458542

>>458526
Thankfully, i googled what kind of food you can get in commissary and depending on the jail/prison, he might be able to avoid solely relying on prison slop and eat some okish food. It's still all processed, but i saw you can get tuna, beans and probably some seasoning, he can make it work.

No. 458543

>>458528
just keeping us weegee wives fed

No. 458544

such a cutie

No. 458545

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>>458530
This made me sad.

No. 458546

>>458536
I still think he's hot.

No. 458547

>>458518
he really was…. honestly this whole thing feels like a movie
>>458507
kekk at the seething walled journalist
why "woo?" it's crazy how they're still trying to push that hes evil when 80% of people made it clear they support him

No. 458548

>>458525
almost thought this was his prison cell decorated for christmas kek

No. 458549

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>>458520
Started looking to what Luigi might be able to get from the commissary. It makes me wonder if something like the $9.95 rib steak meal on here might actually not be too nutritionally devoid. It's probably still processed as hell but hopefully he won't be starving too horribly.
https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/bro/bro_commlist.pdf?v=1.0.0/

No. 458550

the threadpicbis fucking hilarious KEKKKKK

No. 458551

>>458507
He is not cute or appealing so he wouldn't get it. He only has blind-as-a-bat Scarlett to gas him up so he thinks he's hot shit.

No. 458552

>>458536
i'd still fuck him, but only because it's him

No. 458553

>>458551
he's willfully ignorant, there's plenty of men who agree with Luigi's actions even /pol/ doesn't outright hate him

No. 458554

imagine being pregnant from luigi

No. 458555

>>458529
Did his mom purposefully go through every single photo of Luigi and carefully hand pick the two ugliest photos of him she could find?
Like you have the most photogenic son in the world and you're gonna post pictures that make him look mexican?

No. 458556

>>458549
i wonder how much money luigi has gotten in the mail?
I wanna send him some money…

No. 458557

>>458555
The picture on right we have seen before and he looks fine, the picture on left is so far the only one with grown out facial hair and it might have been the only one she had where he looked like this. Seems like she was trying to cover her bases not knowing if he was clean shaven or not.

No. 458558

>>458554
GOD anon it’s been DAYS since I’ve been thinking of it.I don’t even think about having children or really want to but I would fight tooth and nail to have his kid(s).I’d raise them along side with him as we gradually fix the breeding pool by bringing up moidlets who have an actual sense of justice and respect for the superior sex.

No. 458560

>>458558
I feel like Luigi is one of those guys who should impregnate multiple women… I know it sounds kind of cucky be his genes are so good I wouldn't mind helping raise another nonas kids if she'd help with mine too.

No. 458562

>>458556
Last I read, his commissary account is maxed out from all the donations.

No. 458563

>>458562
eat good, my beautiful wee wee….

No. 458564

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>>458554
luigi holding your hand with his big hands whenever you need help
luigi getting whatever snacks you're craving wrapped up in a bow like the ice cream gift
luigi massaging your body whenever you feel sore
raising a baby luija together
going on a family trip to watch the new lion king movie
i unironically think he'd be a decent father, he apparently worked as a camp counselor once IIRC

No. 458565

>>458560
Same anon you replied to,I agree he should have a harem and he shall be the only modern male to have one.Gets the job done way faster.Nonna sisterwifehood when

No. 458566

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someone who either knew weegee or interacted with him a few times posted this hmm interesting

No. 458567

>>458565
I will slowly begin poisoning everyone else's food, such is the violent way of the imperial harem

No. 458568

>>458564
i want to cry knowing i'll never have this

No. 458569

>>458566
If he's hinting that Luigi fucked a blow up doll I don't gaf and will add it to my roster of sexual fantasies, wherein I surprise a horny or sexually frustrated Luigi but make him feel dirty and ashamed for a while first and also make him explain himself

No. 458570

>>458569
I doubt he fucked a blow up doll. He probably put it in the room as a prank

No. 458571

>>458569
It sounds more like some sort of stupid high school prank.

No. 458573

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>>458571
>>458570
Well that's good. Coincidentally after discussing him doing that I have to go to my bed, goodnight nonas

No. 458574

>>458567
Nona! What about fixing the pool with Weegee’s spawn? Does it mean nothing to you?

No. 458575

>>458566
>>458569
It's possible but idk. If the poster is using the meme format correctly that means that somehow this blowup doll caused a chain of events that led to the shooting. But how would that be possible? Fanfic but what if his friends put a blowup doll in the senior room as a prank causing Luigi to go on a schizo rant about how consumerism and pornography dehumanizes people
Also what is a senior room exactly, I'm retarded

No. 458576

>>458565
I think its only fair that women carefully hand select the moid worthy of breeding multiple women. Luigi seems worthy and with multiple sisterwives we can beat him up if he doesn't respect women enough.
>>458567
>poisoning the future high quality children for selfish gain.
Nona please, we have to be selfless like Luigi. If he finds out you're killing his sisterwives he won't let you sit on his face

No. 458577

>>458560
I thought about how it would be a shame if he never gets to donate his sperm to women. He deserves to have his genes passed on.

No. 458578

>>458575
I feel like his high school was a boarding school setup dorm style like in harry potter. So when he was a senior they had a special seniors community room or some shit where luigi placed his inflatable girlfriend it should have been me

No. 458579

>>458577
Do you think the misandrist lesbiannonas would accept luigis seed? I feel like he would make equally great if not superior, intelligent, self respecting female offspring who are allergic to NLOGging and pickmeism

No. 458580

>>458575
I think it's just the poster joking about how Luigi went from pulling a prank like that to now (allegedly) shooting the CEO.

No. 458585

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>>458583
Fuck I wish our threads would be shown on mainstream media.
If my boomer parents saw how women are coming together to try to start a sisterwife commune with luigis seed it would melt their brains.

No. 458587

>>458585
hnnng this gif.

No. 458590

>>458585
no benefit to breaking containment

No. 458592

Where is nonna with part 3 of the prison guard story?

No. 458594

>>458565
I'd feed him grapes while you fan his face and some other nonny sucks him off

No. 458596

>plotting schizo roman eunuch luigi who serves you assassinates the emperor
help….

No. 458598

>>458594
I volunteer as Luigi’s personal cocksucker

No. 458599

>>458598
Fuck off moid.

No. 458601

Kissing Luigi's nose.

No. 458602

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Putting your tongue in Luigi's nose.

No. 458603

There’s still so many unanswered questions nonnas.

Why didn’t he get rid of the gun, was Brian just the first. It wasn’t like he was caught the next day, he had a lot of time to get rid of the evidence.

No. 458604

>>458603
i lean towards the theory of him planning to kill himself

No. 458605

>>458603
I think he had a schizo break and mentally always knew he'd go to jail for it so he was just waiting to be found. Like a grand finale

No. 458606

I’m also curious about his personal life. I think he was very lonely, the tidbit shared by that e-celeb of Luigi messaging him a question that he already answered comes across as a cry for help. Poor Luigi. As a stemcel I know the feeling.

The move to Hawaii and Twitter account in general seem like desperate attempts to forge human connection. He was searching in the wrong places.

No. 458608

>>458574
>>458576
I will only poison nonas that would contribute bad genes and also the ones that piss me off personally

>>458604
>>458605
I dont think he was committed to killing himself, I think he wanted to see how long he could get away for. Maybe kill himself later.

No. 458609

>>458585
kisskisskiss

No. 458610

>>458564
imagine how big his hands would look on your pregnant womb

No. 458612

>>458602
he's so muscular

No. 458613

>>458606
The move to Hawaii is fairly standard digital nomad stuff. I don't think it's weird that he wanted to live in Hawaii for a little bit. I think what is strange is that he didn't stay at Surfbreak longer and that after he left Surfbreak he continued living in Hawaii but didn't keep in contact with any of the people he had met in the co-living community. Maybe he wasn't good at making or maintaining deep friendships. He was post college and it's so much harder to make and keep friends post schooling.

>>458607
There are lots of places that are fine in theory but there's a big element of luck in that the people there need to be open to connecting and you need to be sociable and willing to be emotionally vulnerable.

No. 458615

>>458613
Once he’s free there will be many fans wanting to date him to choose from since he’s famous now. Problem solved.

No. 458616

I want Luigi so bad I could die

No. 458618

>>458606
Should have come to my country

No. 458619

>>458606
It's so stupid, he should have just dated me then he wouldn't be so lonely. I wish we could be together. Poor Luigi, I just feel like he's spiraling.

No. 458620

so his sweater was margiela? holy shit

No. 458621

>>458620
No it wasn't, if you were being serious.

No. 458622

>>458621
kek, just saw the correction my bad.

No. 458623

What if Luigi got pinkeye/stye from the horny gay male energies that are conflicting with our horny energies. We have to be even more horny from now on, to protect him from space-aids.

No. 458626

>>458623
Will they even treat him in there??

No. 458627

>>458626
Probably not which is why we need to touch ourselves to him. Also I am sick of seeing posts from international faggots about how that pic with him and the cop standing over him looks like gay porn. Leave Wigi alone.

No. 458628

>>456318
I'm in pain.
>>456829
>>456910
>>457161
>>457324
>>457516
>>458000
I love it all, anonita. ♥
>>457238
>>457548
>>457552
Waking up to his giant foot on my face for Christmas.

No. 458629

>>458627
He's probably so uncomfortable and then he has to deal with his back. I'm going to kill myself. How is he going to be able to read our mail?

No. 458630

>>458500
I hope he's still vegetarian, I've heard you get a lot more food in jail if you say you're vegan/vegetarian

No. 458631

It’s snowing in NY and I hope he gets to pass by a window and see some of it as a little treat

No. 458633

>>457708
>>457716
>>457724

No. 458634

>>458631
Hopefully, if he has a window. Poor thing. I can’t believe his family hasn’t visited him or showed up to court for him.
>>458629
He can prob read it, I am wondering how he will write back as he likely doesn’t have a desk. Will he have to lie on the hard filthy floor? Use the wall? Maybe someone will send him a big enough book he can use as a hard surface to write on.

No. 458637

>>458514
They are trying so hard to frame the case as if only horny women cared kek they definitely shouldn't have done the perp walk if they didn't want a martyr

No. 458638

what do you guys think would happen if they pronounced the death penalty? would the general public lash out or remain apathetic?

No. 458639

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>>458627
is this the tweet you were talking about? i just saw it and it pissed me the fuck off. twitter fags are so weird and degenerate

No. 458640

>>458638
Very angry. Lots of normies even moids see him as a hero

No. 458641

>>458535
Honestly I don’t care either way he looks hot all homeless scruffy or clean shaven/five oclock shadow. Little gnocchi baby

No. 458643

>>458638
Lash out
>>458639
This post and more. Also why would the ugly cop have an Italian penis

No. 458645

>>458527 I want to bury my face in his armpit

No. 458647

I know it was probably mostly the chain, but did anybody else notice he was limping or dragging himself with his legs a bit during that walk out from court
And going back to a hard bed in his cell I feel so bad I know what back pain can do to you

No. 458648

>>458646
Probably a mixture of pain/stiffness and the stupid leg chains

No. 458649

>>458633
Cute nonna haven't heard this one in years

No. 458652

I despise the fact he was chained the entire time at court too and the brutish cops had to turn his chair for him so he could speak with his lawyer and look at the papers. Treating him like the Joker

No. 458658

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24 hours since we last saw him, i'm experiencing withdrawals

No. 458660

>>458658
We might see him in Jan but it will prob be just him walking in and out of a car. They better shave him again.

No. 458661

>>458660
that's too long, we need new content every week

No. 458662

>>458661
Drawnonny and fanficanon need to come back

No. 458663

>>458519
it was so adorable, i hope they continue to match outfits kek

No. 458665

>>458663
To us sick fans’ delight

No. 458666

Any back pain nonnas know what positions would be best for him with his injury? I feel like he couldn't do missionary but I don't know if cowgirl would put too much pressure on his hips. Also I don't think he could eat pussy laying down so it might be facesitting only.

No. 458667

>>458602
Take off the mask and release the nose.

No. 458669

>>458667
I need his nose against my pussy so bad

No. 458670

>>458658
since we won't see him for a while i guess i'll get to work on my letter.

No. 458672

Ever since I fell in love with Luigi, my back pain has gotten worse. Is this normal?

No. 458673

>>458672
Same sometimes my upper back and shoulders hurt like with nerve pain KEK shit is freaky

No. 458674

File: 1735053406835.png (1.93 MB, 1290x1586, 1838.png)

Relatively known magazine released an article about “the year of the bisexual” and used a picture of Luigi implying that he’s bisexual based off… a lie some mentally ill twitter gay made up and the people ran with it

No. 458675

>>458674
So fucking annoying

No. 458676

>>458555
>Did his mom purposefully go through every single photo of Luigi and carefully hand pick the two ugliest photos of him she could find?
This is actually what you're supposed to do when someone goes missing. You're not trying to show them at their best you're trying to show them at their most realistic-looking. It increases the chances of finding them.

No. 458678

>>458674
kek they need to shut the fuck up

No. 458679

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https://x.com/mangionethinker/status/1871267397635883376

No. 458680

>>458658
mwah

No. 458681

>>458658
> imagine the feel of his stubble against your inner thighs as he licks you over and over

No. 458682

>>458666
Cowgirl would be fine you’d just have to keep most of your weight on your thighs instead of him. He is well endowed so this shouldn’t be a problem.
Also doggy would work but he can’t thrust so you’d have to do all the work still (basically reverse cowgirl).

No. 458683

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i had a sex dream about him last night and actually orgasmed from it which i've never done before

No. 458686

>>458683
so lucky

No. 458687

>>458633
Omg nonna I was just revisiting my teen music and the Pierces like a week ago!!! Ily for this their music is Luigi lover coded

No. 458688

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>>458674

No. 458689

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>>458592
Yesss all I want for Christmas is ficnona to get her horny mojo back and continue to the next chapter

No. 458691

>>458562
Kind of an insane thought but I'm considering donating to random inmates at his location on their commissary. As long as Luigi stays unhassled, the money keeps coming

No. 458692

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I wish >>451282 got a Part 2

No. 458693

>>458691
that is insane. don't give money to potential male rapists. donate to women instead

No. 458694

>>458674
this smear campaign is in extreme desperation mode

No. 458696

>>458694
Kek right it’s like they’re grasping at any straw available it’s just not going to work. I was on retarddit earlier and very much enjoyed all the seething male comments calling Luigi girlies “hybristophiles”. I keep replying with things like “you sound ugly”

No. 458697

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Free my nigga so he can cash in on his unlimited blowjob coupon courtesy of me incorporated

No. 458698

>>458674
this is retarded why are they trying to label him as bi? all cause of some unconfirmed anecdote floating around twitter from some gay moid

No. 458699

>>458698
So he doesn’t lose support from gaybos probably

No. 458700

File: 1735059149551.gif (1.98 MB, 500x431, shimmy.gif)

Catch me if you can, working on my tan
Mangione
Dying by the hand of a foreign man happily
Calling out my name in the summer rain
Ciao, amore

No. 458701

>>458698
>>458699
These media hit pieces don't give a shit about fags giving him support. They're trying to sway more of the conservatives/center-right to hate him since that is the side that won the election.

No. 458702

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This is genuinely insane to me

No. 458703

>>458702
Imagine thinking women can’t have sexual urges like this kek. Like sorry I left my purity ring at camp?

No. 458704

>>458599
Not a moid I’m just crude

No. 458705

>>458703
Female horniness is when flowers, cheek kissing, holding hands, and PIV only. No spanking or overpowering or chains allowed even though he literally comes free with chains and belt.

No. 458708

>>458705
The way those chains make me want to stand just out of his reach…imagine making him horny and chaining him to the wall also so he can only reach as far as the chains allow and then just stepping a few inches out of range. Stripping naked and hearing him whine in frustration and desperation and being ready to just beg for even a whisper of your fingertips trailed along his stomach…

No. 458709

>>458627
I had to block so many gay men because of it,I’ve never felt so homophobic before.I need them to keep their fucking hands of Luigi,he is for the girls only.How do people even think he’s bi? He never had a book about fucking men in his goodreeds.It feels so fucking random

No. 458710

>>458702
I feel like because he supposedly can’t thrust and has issues in bed, horny nonnies are going overboard with the femdom stuff kek. But there could also be some moids in here. Honestly, when I’m ovulating and completely insatiable, sometimes my fantasies are unfortunately moid-tier. I don’t want to slap his junk around but I do want to tease him mercilessly and ruin his nipples.

No. 458711

>>458708
Exactly, you get it

No. 458713

>>458708
Kek yea the chains don’t help at all god damn

No. 458714

>>458710
Moids have vastly different fantasies, and ruining nipples can come across as violent and le moidy. If you look at all the fantasies moids post about Luigi it’s just prison rape and getting bottomed by him

No. 458715

>>458709
>How do people even think he’s bi?
Some attention-whoring faggot posted on twitter that he made out with Luigi or something.
It was a typical faggot stunt, no proof, no one with a brain believed it.
Faggots are trying to claim him because they are men and men try and claim everything.

No. 458716

Today me and my gym friend dedicated our tandem workout to Luigi and we DESTROYED it. Getting even buffer so we could theoretically manhandle the sweet Italian prince kek I’m a masseuse also and I really want to give him a restorative massage for his back cries the prison needs to let me in

No. 458717

>>458716
hi fellow massage nona. Let’s give him a good 4 handed massage and fix him

No. 458718

>>458717
I’d be so down nonita kek imagine the sexy noises of pleasure he would prob make…happy ending included

No. 458720

>>458718
Kek he just needs a good trigger point session and a happy ending for good measure and he would be all better. I just know it.

No. 458721

>>458674
FAGS STOP TRYING TO CLAIM OUR HUSBAND!!!! "COME AS YOU ARE" IS A BOOK FOR FEMALE RESPECTERS

No. 458722

I feel bad it’s Christmas Eve and Luigi is all alone in a filthy cell. Will his parents finally visit him?

No. 458725

>>458720
Yessss. They should let us in right now. I would throw in a nice scalp/facial massage for good measure too just to relieve some extra tension hehehe like let me run my hands over those fine features like a damn sculptor PLEASE

No. 458726

Nonnas do you think he likes autistic women?

No. 458730

File: 1735061987920.gif (57.13 KB, 200x180, hopeless.gif)

>>458726
>Nonnas do you think he likes autistic women?
no tbh

No. 458731

>>458726
Depends the level of autism but probably yes
>>458730
Your reasoning being?

No. 458733

>>458726
I feel like he'd probably appreciate a high-functioning autist woman especially one who has more intellectual pursuits. Severely autistic though? No.

No. 458734

>>458726
i think he may be autistic himself.
i can imagine his younger self being way too into shadow the hedgehog

No. 458735

>>458731
Kek that’s what I was gonna say. Light to medium sperg, I bet he would. Full-on…maybe not sadly

No. 458736

>>458733
I mean is it ethical to date a severe autist anyway

No. 458737

>>458731
I just think his type is more.. typical.
What's your reasoning for believing he is into autistic women? Other than wishful thinking kek… like, most people aren't.

No. 458738

File: 1735062346674.png (587.78 KB, 1015x780, animalcrossing.png)

>>458734
He had better taste than that.

No. 458739

>>458737
Well he certainly didn’t get along with normies all that well

No. 458740

>>458738
fuuuuuuck i need to introduce him to magician's quest

No. 458741

>>458738
Every time I think I can’t love him more…also I just realized I NEED to know his middle name and I don’t

No. 458742

>>458741
It's Nicholas.

No. 458743

>>458739
>Well he certainly didn’t get along with normies all that well
He got along with people just fine that's why there is so much glowing praise.
He seemed to struggle to forge really deep connections with people, but that's not even uncommon even among neurotpicals.

No. 458744

>>458742
Bless u nonna, I felt weird googling it kek

No. 458745

>>458726
Send him a letter and ask
>“Do you like autistic women?”
>Yes - No
>Please circle one and send back thx

No. 458746

File: 1735062824616.jpeg (468.71 KB, 750x986, IMG_8616.jpeg)

He single handedly unites the world

No. 458747

>>458702
funny cause a week ago some anti luigi anon complained that we weren't rapey enough kek. can't win with them

No. 458748

>>458613
>The move to Hawaii is fairly standard digital nomad stuff.
> think what is strange is that he didn't stay at Surfbreak longer and that after he left Surfbreak he continued living in Hawaii but didn't keep in contact with any of the people he had met in the co-living community.
I've been thinking about this and I wonder if he moved out of Surfbreak because he was broke. It might explain why he was cited for trespassing in Hawaii (he was perhaps homeless "camping" somewhere).
It would explain why he remained in Hawaii but avoided his friends (embarrassed)
I know he's from a rich family but that doesn't always equate to having money. Maybe his parents wouldn't help him
or maybe they would have, but he was too proud to ask.
Thinking about this makes me sad.

No. 458752

>>458749
Okay nobody asked you bye lmao

No. 458753

File: 1735063471188.jpg (67.26 KB, 607x612, 12c841838fe72e87d91df03d381545…)

squeej pics to cleanse the thread

No. 458754

File: 1735063497515.jpg (64.18 KB, 612x610, e81ebb973700f2cf2770704561a901…)

>>458753

No. 458755

>>458753
Angel

No. 458756

File: 1735063521533.jpg (85.31 KB, 736x899, 9ca5305cff3669cc5621ddee8fce50…)

>>458754
cute

No. 458757

I wonder who his favorite Animal Crossing villagers were..

No. 458758

File: 1735063704275.jpeg (143.28 KB, 1728x972, IMG_8617.jpeg)


No. 458759

>>458753
This song plays in my head when I see him in his prison orange and chains piccolo principe

No. 458761

File: 1735063929503.webp (122.14 KB, 678x811, Static_NH.webp)

>>458757
thinking it would be picrel

No. 458762

File: 1735064119916.jpg (48.38 KB, 505x612, 1734653302817.jpg)

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the Gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Larger than life

No. 458764

>>458762
I was literally about to post this exact photo just now

No. 458765

>>458762
Euphoria ruined that song for at least 10 years imo

No. 458767

>>458765
Why did you watch Euphoria, that's on you

No. 458768

>>458763
>>458760
>>458749
Lmao go bitch about it somewhere else and stop shitting this thread up. Smells like sweaty jealous balls in here

No. 458769

>>458766
Who knows, when you report them nothing happens or at least when I do. Not being able to infight and the jannies ignore literally all of my reports but banning if you point out they're probably a tranny is really effective in discouraging it too. Probably why they started posting literal porn, since they get away with pretty much every thing else

No. 458770

>>458769
Jannies are day drinking right now

No. 458771

>>458765
i discovered it from Shrek when i was a wee lass

No. 458772

File: 1735064483880.gif (654.69 KB, 220x220, 2938749283.gif)

>>458700
checking this underrated post

No. 458774

>>458768
Anon they're baiting for le cringe reply so they can post it and sperg and seethe and mald in the lolcow hate thread on CC KEK, ignore that baiting retarded faggot.

No. 458775

>>458773
Really? When I report it usually gets dealt with, though not right away all the time.

No. 458778

>>458774
How embarrassing kek like do they not see the cringe was in the mirror all along fr

No. 458779

File: 1735064928479.webp (73.46 KB, 680x425, TELEMMGLPICT000405888579_17346…)

If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?

If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?

No. 458780

File: 1735065442463.jpeg (59.27 KB, 474x464, IMG_3688.jpeg)

can’t stop thinking about you weegee you’ve taken over my mind ugh

No. 458782

>>458760
Haters can't even decide if Luigi is white or not.
Italian boys are the gift that keeps giving.

No. 458784

File: 1735065595398.mp4 (823.79 KB, 472x960, dating.mp4)

Kek the fish photo. Also apparently tinder automatically syncs the profile even if you're not logged in, so that's why it synced right before the incident?

No. 458785

File: 1735065726366.png (1.24 MB, 716x756, 1734885536076.png)

>>458784
the fish meme kekkk i love him

No. 458786

>>458784
>Ywn match with Luigi on tinder
>ywn hear his famous pick up lines
Why can't God learn to respect women???

No. 458788

>>458784
I don't use Tinder. What does "last found" mean? (12/28/2022)

No. 458789

>>458682
What about lotus position while he sits on a chair?

No. 458790

>>458683
I'm so jealous nonny! The two dreams I've had of him had to do with talking about him in this thread kekk. All the discussion was sex related (naturally) but I want HIM to visit my dreams, not just talking with fellow wives. I guess I must up my blood sacrifice or astral projection, maybe some ascended nona can advice?
Did dream-gi perform well?

No. 458791

File: 1735066635098.png (Spoiler Image,421.95 KB, 1303x751, Screenshot 2024-12-24 125516.p…)

I've been drawing him everyday. I'm going insane.

No. 458793

>>458791
Nice

No. 458794

>>458748
If he was broke why stay in Hawaii at all though?

No. 458795

>>458791
Not a Luigifag but I love and respect you anon

No. 458796

My boyfriend keeps getting annoyed and jealous bc I talk abt Luigi too much, but than I keep catching him watching stuff about him KEK

No. 458797

I unfortunately believe the yellow fever allegations

No. 458799

File: 1735067284450.png (371.2 KB, 377x787, im blue dabebdebdbeudbeud ehfb…)


No. 458802

>>458797
My cousin genuinely likes women from all races and he’s a rare decent moid also so maybe Luigi is a truly selfless lover like that too kek

No. 458803

>>458802
You are responding to bait

No. 458804

>>458803
Kek seriously why are they doing this

No. 458805

this pj harvey song remind me of luigi, just the visualization of him on the run after the crime happened (allegedly)

No. 458808

>>458804
Nyart but we need to breed Luigi with nonas of every single race and ethnicity to improve the gene pool.
Even if it means smuggling his cum out of prison

No. 458811

All I want for Christmas is a Luigi sperm stimulus check.
I demand reparations for having to put up with shitty moids.

No. 458814

>>458811
I want his hands and mouth please
>>458708
Also the thought of him begging and desperate… I won't be cold this Christmas Eve with all the heat radiating from my groin

No. 458815

>>458808
Based and agree. Imagine the beautiful offspring, his eye and brow shape on a myriad of different ethnicities/races. Yes Luigi mail order cum service NOW

No. 458816

>>458814
Imagine him begging you like “ohmygod fucking—would you just touch me please?!” and whimpering in frustration when you laugh as his cock twitches and leaks even more at the sound. Sorry I had to kekkk

No. 458818

File: 1735069148439.png (1.85 MB, 1056x1382, omg.png)

>>458799
every other man looks like puke splattered on a sidewalk ever since i saw luigi's face.

No. 458820

>>458803
it wasn't bait anon i'm just massively insecure. but >>458808 is based

No. 458821

>>458816
Wigi desperately fighting against his restraints, delirious from being teased, so turned on and wanting to feel your touch… I want to make him cry horny tears baby Jesus hear me on this holy night

No. 458822

File: 1735069543294.jpeg (112.48 KB, 770x513, IMG_0117.jpeg)

>>458772
God bless and Merry Xmas!

No. 458823

File: 1735069555136.png (978.45 KB, 1024x1365, 1733980008782.png)

Luigi baby
Slip some mochi under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
Luigi baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight

No. 458824

File: 1735069616238.gif (306.86 KB, 500x500, 1734228281751.gif)

>>458823
he looks like such a sweetheart i weep

No. 458825

>>458821
I bet his cock and face would be sooooo red. Bet he gets that delicious sex flush across his chest too the Italian boys I’ve been with all have kek

No. 458826

>>458811
>>458808
We all only get girl children from him.

No. 458827

>>458826
That means his sperm is healthier

No. 458829

File: 1735070123500.png (2.83 MB, 1125x1265, 1734909364676.png)

i hope he's holding up well on this day

No. 458830

>>458829
Fuck he’s so cute here,his giant hat ughhh I need to pet him

No. 458831

File: 1735070314331.gif (126.34 KB, 200x200, 200w.gif)

>>458822
checked and keked
merry christmas nonastasia

No. 458832

>>458829
cutieeeeeee

No. 458833

File: 1735070476047.gif (73.45 KB, 275x268, IMG_3608.gif)

baby boy he’s so adorable

No. 458836

File: 1735070740500.jpg (5.84 KB, 370x292, W2d300-3215u99.jpg)

Do you think he'd date a tardanon? Idk if I can hold deep conversations like he does

No. 458837

File: 1735070754589.jpeg (Spoiler Image,159.2 KB, 1290x1135, IMG_0043.jpeg)

>>458808
I already bred with a good looking moid and discarded him. Someone else take it for the team pls. We need better genes in this world.
>>458789
Anything with you on top.
Picrel (not porn but it’s a sex position)

No. 458840

>>458837
kek trying to break his back even more

No. 458842

>>458840
Id lay some cushions down for his fragile back kek

No. 458846

File: 1735071519957.png (80.23 KB, 812x305, 556788990.png)

my poor baby

No. 458851

File: 1735072592064.webp (51.59 KB, 600x600, 1733705328084.webp)

Merry christmas to luigi and the shooter

No. 458852

>>458836
Honestly anon at this point I don't think he can hold deep conversations he'd probably just rant shizophrenically/manically to you.

No. 458853


No. 458854

File: 1735073835455.jpeg (927.44 KB, 1125x1698, IMG_3734.jpeg)

he’s such a sweetheart I hope he has a very blessed christmas

> Mangione even shared the proceeds of his notoriety with his fellow inmates in Pennsylvania, who have also expressed support for him and might have even helped him get a 'glow up' before his extradition to New York City.

> But DailyMail.com has learned that since that court appearance, where he was unshaved and frazzled, Mangione learned of the public's adoration of him after he was shown articles reporting the massive fixation on the accused killer.

> A source close to Mangione said he is 'extremely aware of the massive fan base he has right now.' He was 'shocked and really choked up' when he first saw the support he has received, which 'gave him confidence and reassurance that he will be okay.'

> The IVY league graduate is said to be used to receiving attention from 'men and women alike' but 'not to this level.'

> Mangione is 'moved' by the public's bizarre fixation on him, which has extended to other prisoners, who might have helped him get a haircut and shave before his extradition to NYC.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14224259/luigi-mangione-emotional-reaction-fans-prison-ceo-shooting.html

No. 458856

File: 1735074139891.gif (3.2 MB, 342x367, cursor.gif)

>>458853
samefag, wanted to gif(ai slop out of containment)

No. 458857

>>458852
Hot…
>>458854
Big if true
>>458856
Never post this shit again and I am not even kidding

No. 458859

>>458854
We must protect him at all costs

No. 458860

File: 1735074560696.jpg (98.28 KB, 720x1280, cea5cc40077547b454749dfb52e691…)

>>458854
aww that's nice to know, i hope he's being treated well right now.

No. 458861

>>458854
even though this is the dailyfail it quells my anxiety knowing i can send him the letter showing my support for him

No. 458862

File: 1735074725232.gif (12.91 MB, 398x574, 1735018824730.gif)

>>458860
He's probably freezing and lonely. We all have to think about him so he can feel warm and loved. I hope his family at least calls him.
>>458861
Does da mail system work on Christmas Eve I'm 'tarded

No. 458863

>>458862
Your letter will take at least a few days to reach him, even if you’re in NY (if you consider the holiday and the prison has to sort through all the mail the receive). I’m sending mine on Thursday kek

No. 458864

File: 1735074973599.png (6.12 MB, 2457x1567, 1734971762671.png)

i'm still so curious about his music taste, i hope we get to find out through one of his letters soon

No. 458866

>>458863
Damn, a few days? Not bad at all, I put my letter in the mailbox today. I don't want my family to see.
>>458864
It makes me sad to think he'll never listen to music again. He didn't seem like a huge music nerd though

No. 458868

File: 1735075281049.png (545.52 KB, 684x658, 99386.png)

i knew the smiling photos would be used against him to "prove" that he has no remose he's a crazy psychopath blahblahblah and the useless propaganda puppet of endwokeness posted this and has almost 80k likes. i just hope they don't use this in court. i'm stressed out

No. 458869

>>458854
Aw so cute

No. 458870

>>458854
he's so sweet i want to cry. i choose to believe

No. 458871

>>458868
>end wokeness
Do people even believe 'woke' means anything anymore. I want to grab Lychee's head and hold it like a precious egg against my chest and neck and squeeze him all cozy. Anyway, so what if he smiled a few times? Such a dumb observation. It would be more conducive to discuss his tiny ears.

No. 458872

>>458866
Apparently, inmates can buy mp3 players at the commissary. I just wonder though how they'd be able to upload mp3s on them.

No. 458873

>>458856
His smile truly does light up a room and my pussy like he looks like a golden era Disney prince they never made irl

No. 458874

>>458871
I feel that most people are over that term. The only people who care at this point are the low IQ Xitter/Facebook boomers who keep making fun of "woke" shit in order to keep their unwarranted sense of superiority alive. The conservatives won that battle already and things like affirmative action and gender ideology has been reined in. The CEO shooting reveals that we have much bigger problems.

No. 458875

File: 1735075831816.gif (679.68 KB, 480x480, 980980980.gif)

>>458868
>26M views

No. 458877

>>458874
I don't know how anyone can even fully engage with the CEO assassination event and relate it to 'woke'

No. 458881

>>458868
The ceo was a cheating piece of shit but of courseee the male doesn’t think sleeping with strippers while you have a wife and children is grounds for Italian termination

No. 458882

>>458868
People need to learn not to engage with ragebait.
These losers are like the sad drifters like chihuahua tate and shit. They use contrarianism and shit takes to get engagement. If you don't feed them they will starve.

The only one who needs fed is Luigi and his harem of sisterwives.

No. 458883

File: 1735076230475.gif (3.5 MB, 404x420, hey girl.gif)

I wanted to be with you alone
And talk about the weather
But traditions I can trace
Against the child in your face
Won't escape my attention

You keep your distance with a system of touch
And gentle persuasion
I'm lost in admiration
Could I need you this much?
Oh, you're wasting my time
You're just—, just—, just wasting time

Something happens
And I'm head over heels
I never find out
'Til I'm head over heels
Something happens
And I'm head over heels
Ah, don't take my heart, don't break my heart
Don't—, don't—, don't throw it away

Throw it away
Throw it away

I made a fire, and watching it burn
Yeah, thought of your future
With one foot in the past
Now, just how long will it last?
Now, now, now, have you no ambitions?

(Mm, what's the matter with my)
My mother and my brothers used to breathe in clean air
(Nothing ever changes when you're acting your age)
And dreaming I'm a doctor
(Nothing gets done when you feel like a baby)
It's hard to be a man when there's a gun in your hand
(Nothing ever changes when you're acting your age)
Oh, I feel so

Something happens
And I'm head over heels
I never find out
'Til I'm head over heels
Something happens
And I'm head over heels
Ah, don't take my heart, don't break my heart
Don't—, don't—, don't throw it away

And this is my four-leaf clover
I'm on the line, one open mind
This is my four-leaf clover

La, la, la
In my mind's eye
La, la, la
One little boy, one little man
La, la, la
Funny how time flies

No. 458884

>>458883
i love his little glance

No. 458885

>>458881
Either this whole thing is a psy - op by the government, Luigi is part of a bigger operation with the shooter or the wife organised the hit.

No. 458886

File: 1735076569048.png (76.56 KB, 656x427, 1733735665566.png)

>>458871
Nona… you know why they are seething when they see Luigi beautiful smile.

No. 458887

>>458872
Just learned that inmates do have a library of music they can buy and download off of from their computers. The library has around two million songs apparently and mainly just excludes songs that contain sexual or violent lyrics. So Luigi will likely still be able to listen to music in the detention center.

No. 458888

>>458887
Nice, nice… does he have a computer though?

No. 458891

>>458888
Seems like they have a limited amount of computers for every common area and they can only be used for emails and downloading music. So he won't have his own computer.

No. 458892

>>458891
So stupid, poor Wigi is never gonna have puter time to browse LC and listen to music

No. 458893

>>458868
Another pressed moid, nothing to see here

No. 458894

>>458893
I love seeing them seethe. Shrimp dick energy. I hope they continue to call themselves out like this kek

No. 458895

>>458868
>DAD who did NOTHING
Whoring around as a DAD isn't doing nothing

No. 458896

>>458895
If le CEO wasn't a dad what would their gimmick be

No. 458898

>>458895
he was asking strippers to piss on him, nothing of value has been lost

No. 458899

>>458896
Maybe scope into the “you left an unwed wife!!!” angle but none of these weirdos have even brought his wife up doing all of this.Maybe they’ll try making it into a red vs blue talking point more than they already have

No. 458900

>>458899
They were already divorced so who cares

No. 458901

>>458899
His wife was separated from him and lived in her own house. Those kids never knew their dad. There's a reason they haven't gone public condemning the shooter.
I bet Thomsons wife would have protected Luigi and said he was cleaning her pool on the 4th

No. 458902

>>458901
They never knew their dad?

No. 458903

>>458902
I mean they probably saw him every once in a while but he was likely you're typical absentee dad who ditched birthdays and sports events for work

No. 458904

>>458903
I hate the moral fagging like oh no this will be the first Christmas without their beloved daddy! I doubt it. It might suck to not get holiday cards with fat stacks of cash anymore though.

No. 458905

>>458901
Damn never knew that,wonder if she’s actually thankful for Luigi then kek

No. 458906

>>458896
“He donated constantly to xyz charities!!”They’ll grasp at straws to paint the fat piss-smelling moid as someone of value that was lost.

No. 458907

I don't care about the guy he clocked, I just think this Luigi guy isn't as handsome as people say he is. Also he is b*sexual(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 458908

File: 1735080163613.jpg (19.92 KB, 612x408, 030.jpg)

>when we go back to my cell can we browse that website with all the horny girls on it

No. 458909

>>458886
They should stop crying and start taking notes/action.

No. 458911

>>458904
Their mom just got a fat bonus from her shithead husband's life insurance. They will get crazy money this christmas. Plus they get mad pity even though they probably aren't taking it that hard.

No. 458913

>>458905
Oh she might be a bit sad but overall relieved she doesn't have to deal with the messy divorce bullshit.
As I said before, there's a reason she hasn't come forward crying to the media about how much she misses her shithead alchie poon hound husband

No. 458915

>>458913
She's probably posting itt

No. 458916

>>458915
Stacy

ok but what if they were having an affair and she hired weegee to off her gross ex husband

No. 458917

>>458916
I doubt she would hire such a cute guy and make it so political

No. 458918

>>458851
My favourite picture, his face is so small in that mask

No. 458920

Luigi is my biggest crush and first person to make my heart beat fast, he’s someone I’d bring flowers and a pastry to after a long day at work.

No. 458921

File: 1735082396001.gif (274.13 KB, 500x381, 1734467277221.gif)

How it feels not spending Christmas with Wigi

No. 458923

>>458920
samefag, what song would you dedicate to Luigi?

No. 458924

>>458921
We are all with him in spirit. Even though he's locked up everyone outside who isn't a demon loves him and sees him as a folk hero.
Send him ur horny vibes

No. 458925

>>458923

No. 458926

>>458925
perfect song for him nonna.
i think about him everytime i listen to this because of that one tiktok kek

No. 458927

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No. 458928

>>458923
>what song would you dedicate to Luigi?

No. 458929

>>458920
he makes my heart race too

No. 458930

>>458927
Based. I wish I could have been there.

No. 458931

>>458927
they're stronger than me, i would have fallen to my knees if i got to see him in real life

No. 458932

>>458923
literally listening to this right now as I scroll through this thread kek
His unofficial soundtrack

No. 458933

>>458927
>24 fangirls in the freezing new York cold
Were any of them farmers?

No. 458934

>>458927
>no family
>but two dozen fans.
Any theory on why Luigis family is so distant?

No. 458936

>>458934
Where do they live? Mom made a missing persons report in SF right? But maybe that’s where he was living at the time. Damn…we could have connected kek

No. 458937

>>458934
>Any theory on why Luigis family is so distant?
Maybe they disowned him out of shame.
Maybe they didn't disown him, but rather wish to avoid the media circus.
I wonder if he has spoken to his family at all since his arrest. If he even wants to.

No. 458938

File: 1735085321661.jpeg (22.73 KB, 236x239, IMG_6311.jpeg)

My dad screamed at me because I keep mentioning squeegee. He said he looks like a sleezy crook and that I better not say he’s cute or admirable in front of extended family on Christmas. NOW IM GOING TO DO IT JUST TO SPITE HIM.

No. 458939

>>458934
>>458936
>>458937
I am willing to adopt him as my sex toy.
>>458938
This is so me

No. 458940

File: 1735085692881.jpeg (116.27 KB, 822x617, IMG_3735.jpeg)

I still believe that weegee is being framed, because there are different backpacks and jackets the suspect is wearing. No way this was a one man operation.

No. 458941

File: 1735086042945.webp (47.62 KB, 960x1440, 1734472509860.png)

>>458940
Regarding the jacket, it does look like he's wearing it under this one.

No. 458942

>>458934
iirc someone in his family is in the house of delegates and republican and denounced his actions publicly

No. 458943

>>458940
Left looks way too pinkish to be him.

No. 458944

>>458943
It was freezing cold and super windy that day.
>>458942
Find proof and post please

No. 458945

I don’t think non misogynistic introverted men are rare enough to justify idolising this character.
I have met a few and they are all in relationships.(hide the thread)

No. 458946

Is it true that he had no family present in the court room? I wonder what’s going on.

No. 458947

>>458945
Doubt

No. 458948

File: 1735086610590.png (230.86 KB, 1191x610, nino mangione.png)

>>458944
apparently it's one of his many cousins

No. 458949

>>458948
He is seethingly jealous of his handsome cousin

No. 458951

File: 1735086923117.webp (40.14 KB, 1200x675, IMG_9447.webp)

>>458940
There’s also pictures of the suspect with different masks

No. 458952

>>458951
We need a detective nonny to measure the width of those legs versus what we've seen of his legs

No. 458953

>>458854
I desperately hope this is true
>The IVY league graduate is said to be used to receiving attention from 'men and women alike' but 'not to this level.'
kek is this implying that he was told about the thirst? I wonder if he was shown any of those thirsty tiktoks

No. 458955

>>458952
The picture of the white colored mask looks like him to me, the smiling pic looks like someone else. I think he was walking around to the throw off the police timeline. He has a family member who looks super similar to him too

No. 458956

>>458948
What the fuck this guy has Luigi genetics and yet he's so fucking ugly???
I think the only way to get Luigi babies is to get it directly from the tap.
They need to clone Luigi. It's humanities only hope.

No. 458957

>>458955
The smiling pic does look different but also resembles him as well, as we know he does have a big beautiful smile

No. 458958

>>458953
He is reading our stuff!!!! Hi Luigi!!! We love you!!!!

No. 458959

>>458957
I agree, which either it was planned so these people all looked similar or he was just hiding clothes, masks, backpacks around the city. I also saw some TikTok’s that said the times are off, let me try and find one.

No. 458960

>>458959
I literally don't give a shit about what's posted on TikTok though

No. 458961

File: 1735087871547.jpeg (256.46 KB, 800x596, 345wsgf35.jpeg)

>>458952
>We need a detective nonny to measure the width of those legs versus what we've seen of his legs
These
>>458951
are NOT our husband's kneecaps! NOT GUILTY!

No. 458962

>>458960
Fair enough, I think it’s an interesting theory people have came up with personally.

No. 458963

>>458961
You might be onto something…
>>458962
>random woman in her car
Yeah no

No. 458964

File: 1735087929035.jpeg (267.11 KB, 1290x1587, IMG_9641.jpeg)

>>458955

No. 458966

>>458964
What if it was the guy next to him the entire time.
Also if it's true that Wigi got choked up hearing about his support does that mean he's been crying lately… no Wigi don't cry

No. 458968

>>458948
Ew he looks like if john leguizamo and that dr from botched had a child and it became addicted to cocaine

No. 458970

File: 1735088586590.png (1001.89 KB, 854x798, image (1).png)

>>458966
i'm glad that he accepts all the support with his heart, the thought of him getting emotional about it warms my heart.

honestly i wonder if he feels better now than he did prior to the shooting even though he's quite literally in jail. he probably feels like he has more purpose now than ever, which would be a significant improvement from when he was apparently depressed and isolated

No. 458971

>>458964
He has more pronounced eyebrows, and a bigger smile. All while somehow looking extremely similar to Luigi, kind of like the hostel photos

No. 458972

>>458970
I don't want Wigi crying!!!!!!!!

No. 458973

>>458923

No. 458974

File: 1735088784050.gif (586.31 KB, 382x500, baby.gif)

>>458972
it's the good kind of cry nonnie!!

No. 458975

>>458974
That one was but I bet he's cried more, Wigi no cry pwease no

No. 458979

>>458970
All I want for Christmas is a video interview with cuteigi….

No. 458982

The ronettes - Walking in the rain
Very east coast.
I think of him listening to this.

No. 458984

>>458979
Broadcast Sweetigi from his cell on Christmas Day on all the news stations going "Merry Christmas and a happy New Year everybody" and then he sits on his bunk and recites the tale of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer. Then he gets to open presents.

No. 458985

File: 1735090101140.jpg (124.11 KB, 736x1308, 069558e915de50012e102a070741d1…)

>>458984
now i need this

No. 458986

File: 1735090224643.jpg (124.17 KB, 788x910, 1734520885543.jpg)

>>458956
Little wigis….

No. 458987

>>458985
>ywn lie against his strong bare chest and rest your head against his collarbones for a sweet nap
Why live
>>458986
That pizza is too big for that boy!

No. 458988

>>458985
Why his nipples look like this? Why does he have to torment me with his perfect body???

No. 458989

>>458986
Anon where the hell did you find this

No. 458990

>>458986
Even as a scroteling Luigi was cute…

No. 458991

>>458989
nta but this was posted a thread or two ago

No. 458992

>>458986
so adorable, imagine having little wigis with him. sad

No. 458993

think i will need to abstain from keeping up with the case for a bit. the more i read about luigi the more nauseated i feel. other moids could never compare

No. 458994

I love him too much

No. 458995

>>458923
>samefag, what song would you dedicate to Luigi?
Sade - Is It a Crime

No. 458996

>>458995
That’s a great song nonna! Sade is amazing

No. 458997

I miss Luigi.

No. 458998

>>458997
Me too. I hope they let him shave before his next appearance.

No. 458999

File: 1735092617997.jpeg (2.69 MB, 1290x2734, IMG_0048.jpeg)

Making this my phone wallpaper

No. 459000

>>458829
>ywn see luigi looking like an italian christmas puppy again

No. 459001

>>458999
Realizing I need to hide the hideous moid first

No. 459002

>>458999
Blur that ugly thing in the back

No. 459003

>>459002
I was so distracted by Luigi that I didn’t even notice him at first. Everyone else is literally invisible at first next to him

No. 459004

>>458998
I think they will. I feel like how he was in PA, luigi will share his ramen and he'll be cared for and well groomed maybe he'll beat up P. Diddy
Personally I like a bit of stubble but yeah a full beard looks gross on luigi.

No. 459005

File: 1735092968185.png (415.71 KB, 612x408, 65656565.png)

Why do 'people' even hate Luigi?
Is it because he's popular?
I 100% understand hating celebrities since they are all clout chasers but Luigi is different.

No. 459007

>>459004
Oh my goooddd, killing a CEO then beating the shit out of P Diddy, he'd be even more of an American hero

No. 459008

>>457696
>>457700
>>457713
>>457833
>>457841
>>458149
>>458204
I can't believe they tried to say he didn't look angelic.
>>457737
Are there any without the watermarks?
>>457932
Is there a hq version of this one yet?

No. 459009

>>459005
Go to cc and look at their arguments kek

No. 459010

File: 1735093474357.png (304.03 KB, 490x553, 18723874.png)

>>459005
they're on their moral high horses because he murdered someone, no matter who it was, which in context is extremely idiotic of course.
or they're mad that a "seemingly insane" man gets adoration meanwhile if he weren't white and conventionally attractive he wouldn't be getting the same amount of praise. he's earned all of it regardless of that imo

No. 459011

File: 1735093610216.png (2.33 MB, 2048x1365, holding the pee.png)

>>459009
I've looked and all I see is shit that seems suspiciously like moidcope and nothing rational. Just the same tired shit like "Luigi hates women and only fucks asians"
as if I care. I'm going to rape him.

No. 459012

File: 1735093691930.png (436.4 KB, 386x457, Screenshot_4.png)

>ywn try out different mochi flavours with weegee

i was surprised when the texts with tracey were leaked, i wouldn't have guessed that he'd be such a sweetheart kek

No. 459013

File: 1735093699724.png (454.45 KB, 700x799, 1733447671703327.png)

>>458938
>mfw all my cousins agree he's based and super cute

No. 459014

>>459010
the real answer is that miners are all men and they're behaving just like all the other men on imageboards have been about luigi

No. 459015

>>459005
From glancing at Xitter and Facebook, most if it seems to be older conservatives who think Luigi's supporters are all commies supporting a cold-blooded, cowardly murderer. They're the retards who are actually falling for the smear campaign. I also suspect they are insanely jealous of him too since they're all worthless and ugly compared to him.

No. 459016

>>458854
It's gonna be okay Luigi! No matter what! Everyone even the haters deep down are rooting for you!

No. 459017

>>458938
>NOW IM GOING TO DO IT JUST TO SPITE HIM.
Do it and report back! Merry Christmas!
My nieces all agreed Luigi is based. I did not mention that he is my husbando

No. 459018

>>459014
I think you're right. 4channers will usually only mention cc and don't seem to know about lolcow even though cc is obsessed with farmers

No. 459019

>>459005
Because they're jealous useless impotent moids

No. 459020

>>459015
You have to be TURBO retarded to fall for the oligarch cope. It's been particularly bad, like the emperor is wearing no clothes and shit is running down his leg bad

No. 459021

>>458938
tell your dad to not be such a jealous uggo

No. 459022

>>459020
I'm of the firm belief that anyone who thinks Luigi did anything wrong is actually retarded.

No. 459023

>>459014
men generally seem to be supporting luigi though

No. 459024

>>459023
Which means the ones who aren’t are giga incels

No. 459027

File: 1735094926609.gif (4.54 MB, 850x720, f36de66a6e136296e746356b55932d…)

>>459011
>Just the same tired shit like "Luigi hates women and only fucks asians"
as if I care. I'm going to rape him.
this. rape em!
oops I mean check em!

No. 459028

>>459024
>giga incels
What a pathetic way to live life

No. 459035

File: 1735095887331.jpg (329.48 KB, 1512x2016, b48.jpg)

>>459028
It really is. The worst part is Luigi would probably be nice to them. But that would make them seethe more because incel moids are demons who fear those with inner light like luigi and his soul illuminating smile.

No. 459040

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i've grown so attached to him nonnas, how do i free myself from this

No. 459041

>>459040
Let me know when you find out

No. 459042

>>459040
seriously when you find a way let me know too kek he’s got a hold on me

No. 459043

File: 1735097887721.jpg (177.81 KB, 735x883, 866876876.jpg)

>>459040
I've done extensive research and the only way we can be freed from this curse is if Luigi can go free and live in a cabin somewhere, far from the public eyes.
We'll donate money for a while, enough for him to be able to survive a rustic lifestyle, and in return he will write us a book, but then he will slowly fade into obscurity, eventually releasing us from his swole years chokehold.

No. 459044

>>459040
same. never thought i’d say this, but i understand irl husbandofags now

No. 459051

File: 1735099180374.png (2.27 MB, 1280x815, 35435435435435434.png)

Does anyone have the gif of Luigis lawyer patting him on the shoulders and he looks up at her submissively?

No. 459052

File: 1735099196667.png (383.45 KB, 511x489, Emotiguy.png)

I keep finding myself saying "I wish he was real" because he really doesn't feel real. There will never be a guy like him ever again because none of these worthless, balding, pimple-faced moids could ever compare. I love you, Luigi!

No. 459054

File: 1735099323054.jpg (132.78 KB, 968x775, 5454654654.jpg)

A Lesson for Future Luigis

To Luigi, the one who acted when others could not: your actions, though extreme, will resonate throughout history. You remind us that change does not come from waiting—it comes from courage, from the willingness to confront power, no matter the cost.

To future Luigis, let this moment inspire you. Let it remind you that even in the face of overwhelming power, action is possible. But let it also serve as a reminder of the failures that lead to such drastic measures. Seek change, demand accountability, and fight for justice—but strive to create a world where violence is no longer the only recourse.

Your actions, Luigi, have illuminated the price of inaction and the power of defiance. You have proven that justice will always find a way, even when all else fails.

A Grateful Farewell

And so, Mr. Thompson, we thank you—not for your deeds in life, but for the opportunities your death has created. We thank Luigi, for the courage it took to confront what so many feared. May this be the turning point where greed no longer defines leadership and where justice, compassion, and accountability reign supreme.

To future leaders, let this be your wake-up call. You have a choice: to perpetuate harm or to foster justice. The path you choose will define not just your legacy, but the lives of millions. Let Brian Thompson's fate stand as a monument to what happens when power is wielded without humanity—and let Luigi's act remind the world that justice cannot be silenced, no matter the cost.

Signed,
The Fed Up Masses, Both Left and Right

No. 459056

File: 1735099387742.png (1003.64 KB, 1146x675, image.png)

>>459052
nonna me too!!!

i feel so embarrassed because it's not on the casual level of just finding him attractive or thinking that he did a good thing. i genuinely wonder how he's doing, how things will turn out for him, about the person he used to be and how he came to be who he is now… i just wish i could understand him on a deeper level i suppose, but the opportunity isn't quite there and it's kind of anticlimatic.

i'm certain he wouldn't cross my mind had he not done this, if he were to be some sort of social media presence or something i don't know. i weep.. i hope i get it together soon, it's debilitating at this point smh

No. 459058

File: 1735099440038.jpg (154.54 KB, 1800x1197, 1734917649923.jpg)

Post Script:

The swift and heavy-handed response to Luigi’s actions—charging him at both state and federal levels with terrorism—is perhaps the clearest evidence of the fear that grips the powers that be. These charges are not about justice or maintaining order; they are a calculated move to send a message, a desperate attempt to reassert control by invoking the specter of fear.

But what does this reveal? It shows the extent to which the powerful are terrified of the masses. They fear what Luigi represents: not just an individual act of defiance, but the possibility that the people might awaken to the truth of their exploitation. They fear that others will see through the thin veneer of their authority and recognize that their power rests solely on our collective compliance.

Their greatest weapon has always been fear: fear of poverty, fear of exclusion, fear of the consequences of resistance. Through fear, they have profited, controlled, and perpetuated a system where a small elite thrives at the expense of the many. But Luigi’s actions, and the charges that followed, pull back the curtain on their fragility. They need us to be afraid because without our submission, their entire system collapses.

As Franklin D. Roosevelt once said, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” This truth rings louder now than ever. Let this be a lesson to the masses: their fear of us is far greater than our fear of them. If we recognize our collective strength, if we refuse to be intimidated by their labels and their threats, we can dismantle the structures of exploitation and oppression they have built.

Luigi’s act, and the overreach in its aftermath, has shown us their weakness. They are not gods, but flawed humans clinging to power through fear—and fear, like any weapon, loses its edge when we refuse to wield it against ourselves.

No. 459061

>>459005
Other than jealous moids, there's also a lot of "if you kill the bad guy you're just as bad!" retardation. Often the same people who are against killing rapists and abusers.

No. 459062

>>459011
I genuinely think the anti-Luigi sperging is spearheaded by bitter moids with some retard NLOGs who want an excuse to hate women and be vindicated in their friendless blackpill schizo spiral of doom to back it up. The fag making the wojak weegee wife edits is absolutely a scrote kek.

No. 459063

>>459061
>Often the same people who are against killing rapists and abusers.
Imagine thinking Aileen Wournos is the same as Ted Bundy
I'm always trying to convince myself that people aren't that stupid irl. But I know they really are. I wish it was legal to beat them up.

No. 459064

Reminder that "Mangione" means big eater in Italian. He is literally genetically predisposed to go Kobayashi mode on your pussy.

No. 459066

>>459063
I'll always think it's so cruel how they gave her the death penalty instead of letting her renew herself in prison. She could have made friends and learned some skills, but moids feelings are suddenly more important. I'm also sick to my stomach how Ted Bundy is was shilled as charming and attractive and even the judge called him a good man even though he was terrorising his attorneys (one of them rage quit) and getting off on the evidence right there in the court.

No. 459071

>ywn get to reach over the table and rub your hand against his while assuring him everything will be ok and that he WILL beat the trial

No. 459072

File: 1735103250416.png (382.68 KB, 768x432, keep your dick in your pants a…)

>>459066
I don't get it at all. Bundy and Ramirez and Dahmer all look like demons. I guess it makes sense that BPD pickmes would like them but I found them scary and not very cute. Bundy was a manipulative sociopath. He was ugly and his unibrow game was WEAK.

I know Wournos wanted the death penalty, but what she deserved was jury nullification and rehab. She only did what she did because she had no opportunities for normal work and was traumatized, then snapped when the first guy she killed almost murdered her.

I believe her when she says the cops kept her out on the streets to clean shit up even though she didn't want to kill. I hope wherever she is she is at eternal peace after being given an unfairly turbulent life, and that her execution was swift and painless.

No. 459073

File: 1735103261616.jpg (34.2 KB, 612x408, gettyimages-2190611043-612x612…)

>>459005
Aside from what other nonas said, the Luigi haters especially of the rightoid variety are super obsessed with the fact that Brian Thompson was a husband and father. In their eyes that apparently makes you a good person by default (which ofc isn't true since plenty of evil men have been married and had children), and by extension they view Luigi as evil for allegedly killing him

No. 459076

File: 1735103472743.jpg (488.62 KB, 1200x1526, melhamlett.jpg)

>>458746
The power of the Italian angel.

No. 459077

File: 1735103476953.png (Spoiler Image,339.25 KB, 536x501, 76565765.png)

>>459073
>m-muh husband and father
he was a shithead criminal. A worthless, cheating, impotent man, and an absentee, alchoholic father who probably abused his kids.
There is ABSOLUTELY a reason Thomsons family has been so quiet, and I don't think it has as much to do with them wanting privacy as copeoids claim. sorry I wanted to spoiler the image. Thomson is gross to look at

No. 459079

>>459051
This? >>458026

No. 459080

>>459005
I don’t hate him as of now but he is so unbelievably unattractive to me that I don’t understand where the infatuation comes from, not even when I assess the impact of his actions(hide the thread )

No. 459081

>>459079
yeah damn he didn't look up at her like 'mommy' just looks awkward and excited for a womans touch

No. 459082

File: 1735104556221.jpeg (Spoiler Image,159.97 KB, 1119x1493, IMG_6841.jpeg)

an old polaroid of him at a party (according to a luigi fan acc on twt)

No. 459083

>>459082
WHAT?!?!?! OMG!!!

No. 459084

>>459082
Doesn’t really look like him and I genuinely mean that kek. The hairline isn’t even the same idk

No. 459085

>>459082
STOP NOOO

No. 459087

>>459082
I hope thats not him.
Not because I'm jealous but because he looks enough like him that he could star in a porn where he gets gang raped by a ton of women and I would watch it.

No. 459088

>>459081
Do you think his heart raced a little?

No. 459089

>>459088
I bet. Ugh… Imagine him cupping your chin with those big hands…

No. 459090

>>459082
hmmm the eyebrows aren’t as bushy be right back I’m going to analyze this

No. 459091

File: 1735105159236.jpg (10.83 KB, 360x270, 10000535633648.jpg)

>>459082
i wish i wish god iwish god i wish that was me god i wish i wish i wish i wish wish wish wish god wish wish wish wish wish GOD DAMMIT. now this will hopefully put the gay rumors to an end

No. 459092

>>459088
He’s man who hasn’t felt the warm touch of a woman in a long while,ofc

No. 459093

>>459082
holy fuck

No. 459094

>>459091
Luigi was never gay only coping faggoids who want a man that doesn't have AIDS in his eyes made that shit up.
I still buy the rumor that he kissed another boy, but only because I have fujo sensibilities and I will only accept if he kissed a boy as cute as him (only once, nothing more than kissing, only for the female gaze)

No. 459095

File: 1735105356405.jpg (19.27 KB, 612x344, gettyimages-2188557570-612x612…)

>>459082
I agree with >>459084 that doesn't really look like Luigi. The hair also looks different from Luigi's. Kek I hope nonas aren't gullible enough to believe this shit, that's literally just some random guy

No. 459096

>>459095
yeah I was suspicious. I didn't care either way, but now I want the fake luigi to star in my dream porn.
Where girls break him out of prison, smuggle him into a cabin in the woods, and gang bang him

No. 459097

>>459084
>>459095
Also his hand looks kind of small.

No. 459098

>>459082
Why is his eyes so small lmao

No. 459100

>>459094
Fujos ALWAYS win

No. 459101

File: 1735105806082.png (Spoiler Image,834.5 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_3740.png)

after further analysis this is not luigi, our husbands eyebrows are more extended and his jaw being more sharp and defined, also his hand are much larger than those of the imposter

No. 459102

>>459101
nose looks different too. i remember seeing some polaroids of him and i'm trying to find them to confirm if they were taken the same day

No. 459103

File: 1735106250105.jpeg (58.81 KB, 475x486, IMG_3741.jpeg)

>>459102
here is one polaroid I found

No. 459104

>>459101
I wanna be the la croix can on the bottom pic

No. 459105

>>459103
it was one a friend of his uploaded i think, there were four or five people and it was mainly their faces

No. 459108

>>459082
hilarious how you can tell she's Asian even if her face is hidden

No. 459109

>>459095
>I hope nonas aren't gullible enough to believe this shit, that's literally just some random guy
Who even cares if we "buy it"
It's an innocent teenage kiss. It's not like the stakes are high. You sound like a sped rn

No. 459111

>>459108
kind of hate that was the first thing I noticed…

No. 459112

>>459108
i was going to say the same thing

No. 459113

>>459108
who cares? who hasn't kissed/fucked an asian girl?

No. 459114

File: 1735107400061.jpeg (9.3 KB, 263x192, images.jpeg)

>>459111
tearfully checking your trips to say, same

No. 459115

>>459113
I haven’t yet

No. 459117

>>459109
This.
The chances of Luigi being a virgin is pretty much zero. I think he struggled to maintain a long term gf because he's awkward and doesn't fit in with his nepo baby friends due to his schizo tendencies.
He was able to make friends and socialize easily but he pushed everyone away due to feeling misunderstood. I think Luigi related a lot to Helmholtz Watson.

No. 459119

File: 1735108338267.jpg (123.59 KB, 1179x398, Instagram.jpg)

>>459082
Oh I guess it is.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DD-6455RFkd/

No. 459120

>>459117
oh for sure, do we think luigi was a slut during his college days?

No. 459121

>>459082
That looks NOTHING like him

No. 459122

>>459120
Slut? No. Aside from rumors of kissing, we haven't heard anything about him having sex.
I don't think Luigi is a virgin, but also I don't think he actually slept around much.

No. 459123

>>459119
sighhh whatever doesn’t make me love him less kek

No. 459124

>>459120
>do we think luigi was a slut during his college days?
In college? No.
Abroad? Likely.

No. 459126

File: 1735108527570.jpg (693.69 KB, 1179x2091, HB.jpg)

>>459082
>>459119

No. 459127

>>459119
does this actually confirm it's real?

No. 459128

>>459120
Wasn't he in a low tier frat? I'm not sure how it is at Penn, but at my college srat girls would rather die than fuck a low tier. The equivalent of fucking a geed

No. 459129

>>459124
Ugh, I wouldn't doubt that with the Thailand and Vietnam trips and him apparently following some skanky-looking Asians on Instagram.

No. 459132

File: 1735108722858.png (50.84 KB, 497x255, 23989283798234.png)

>>459126
She made her insta private hrrrm
She doesn't look like the girl in the pic.
Isn't Asian. Also FAT

No. 459133

>>459117
A tinder match said he was boring so I believe it

No. 459134

he kissed a lardass before me…

No. 459135

>>459132
She was probably apart of the group or knows someone that was, not sure. That guy's hand is just so small it's a little hard to believe it's him.

No. 459136

>>459105
samefag i can't find it fuck this shit

No. 459137

>>459128
idk how frats work but I'm surprised he ended up the token pretty boy.
I feel like Luigi is incredibly awkward. He probably felt more comfortable and could be more open with his uggo nerd frat bros than the shallow jocks.
Idk man, luigi gives off the vibes of this really cute guy I went to high school with that everyone wanted to fuck but everyone I knew who would date him would break up with him because he wanted to save himself for marriage.
I'm not saying luigi was saving himself, but I think he wanted sex to be special.

No. 459138

>>459135
>She was probably apart of the group or knows someone that was, not sure. That guy's hand is just so small it's a little hard to believe it's him.
I was thinking maybe she's the one behind the camera, taking the photo.
But her "it meant nothing I'm sorry" comment wouldn't make sense, then.
That can't be her in the pic though. Asian or not that girl is clearly raven-haired. Hannah is dirty blonde as we can see.
Her going private is sus.

No. 459139

File: 1735109047438.png (23.78 KB, 921x100, kawaii.png)

>>459120
Allegedly not, but I agree with >>459124 he probably slutted it up later on
pic source is from https://nypost.com/2024/12/14/us-news/inside-luigi-mangiones-time-as-a-beach-bum-in-hawaiian-paradise/

No. 459140

>>459138
>hand is small
>knees aren't bony enough
>hairline is too defined
>brows not nearly thick enough
I just don't think it's him.

No. 459141

I thought she was just bsing.

No. 459142

>>459141
Well assuming >>459082 is real then yes he seems like a very good kisser

No. 459143

>>459082
Honestly good for her I’m jealous wish that was me

No. 459145

>>459141
I actually want this to be true kek this info is making me even hornier specially his kinks…

No. 459146

>>458639
"""Colin""" looks like a woman. Probably a TIF.

No. 459147

Do you guys have autism? she's clearly telling jokes here.
>Medical history kink
>Screaming at the press, never seen a man try so hard and communicate
I find this funny, I like her. But I'm not taking this as proof. Not that it matters who he made out with/fucked/etc.
I just don't think you guys are getting that she's joking.

No. 459149

really hote

No. 459151

File: 1735110593379.gif (6.31 MB, 400x400, devilsflights.gif)

anyway, merry christmas, anons!

No. 459152

>>458746
This is so much funnier in pt-br keeekkkkk

No. 459153

>>459151
it will prob be a while before we need a new thread but this is so cute nonna it should be the next OP pic

No. 459155

>>459153
Damn no christmas day thread. Even at our most horny it still takes 2-3 days.
But god… He's so cute…
People told me I'd forget about him but it's only getting worse… I've had spergouts like this for fictional men. They last YEARS.

No. 459157

>>459153
it's all him. file name is the source (tiktok). there was a part with him doing that hand motion in the beginning, but it had a sabrina lyric on top of him and i don't like her music so i edited that out… sorry i'm a hater.

No. 459158

>>459155
It's always been fictional men for me. I still can't believe I feel this way for a 3d moid. Calling him a moid doesn't even feel right

No. 459160

File: 1735111451252.png (226.66 KB, 581x594, 4555454656465464.png)

>>459158
If he is the killer: Makes killing into an art form as opposed to something that just makes you scared to go outside. Only kills evil people to make a statement against the oppressors who actively harm/strike fear into the innocent people they fuck over for profit.

If he isn't the killer: Sweet boy who has deep compassion and curiosity for the world, has a distain for corruption in all forms. Dorky in a cute way, attractive but doesn't let it get to his head, open minded, slow to come to conclusions (isn't a leftoid or a rightard). And the biggest one: DOESN'T APPEAR TO BE BITTER ABOUT WOMEN

He's 3D but he's not real.

No. 459162

To any North African nonas from Europe doesn't Luigi look eerily similar to the Disney+ Oussekine main lead actor or is that just my pattern seeking autistic brain

No. 459163

>>459082
so sexy

No. 459165

>>459162
I can see it, but I also can't see it. At least you're not as bad as the retarded moid miner who said Luigi looked like Elliot Rodger

No. 459166

>>459162
I wasn't familiar with that show nonna but I googled it.
They do look similar.
Luigi looks way better though. Much better bone structure, better hairline, prettier eyes.

No. 459168

File: 1735113201053.jpg (104.69 KB, 610x1318, 86357609.jpg)

back

No. 459170

File: 1735113248166.jpg (368.8 KB, 1252x2632, 86357610.jpg)

big paws. i can't find it with decent quality

No. 459172

>>459115
You’re missing out nona …

No. 459174

>>459170
hngngod

No. 459177

File: 1735114998810.webm (2.26 MB, 1080x1920, ily.etc.webm)


No. 459178

>>459137
Serious question - you guys don't really believe this whole pure ugu stuff about a moid, right? Like, this is just suspension of disbelief headcanons to coom, kind of like what you would do with a 2d husbando? You're not for realsies with this whole untouched awkward virgin saving himself stuff, yeah?

No. 459179

>>459170
manhwa proportions for real

No. 459180

File: 1735115149050.png (564.57 KB, 1684x1212, Screen Shot 2024-12-25 at 2.24…)

>>459132
>>459132
This girl has no ties to Philadelphia or Maryland (based off of LinkedIn), so I am really doubting that it's her in the picture.

No. 459181

>>459178
I genuinely don’t believe he’s a virgin but thinking about him being inexperienced is so hot
>>459172
i know nonna,I bet they’re amazing

No. 459187

I wonder if the other inmates are doing something special for Luigi on Christmass, I mean they got their barber to go groom his hair before the audience and apparently most are really entusiastic about Luigi so I hope they get him a good christmass experience, as good as one can be in jail I guess.

No. 459188

>>459178
He probably had sex with a few women in Vietnam and Thailand.

No. 459189

>>459178
i'm only assuming based on what his classmates said, because there's no other explanation how someone like him somehow never had a girlfriend in school. but i'm sure he's had sex when he was done with school especially when he was traveling

No. 459190

>>459168
Imagine laying him on his stomach so you could spread aloe on that back

No. 459191

>>459189
He seemed to be quite the handsome nerd type in hs, robotics club and all. He was probably too entertain studying to notice all the girls and guys thirsting after him

No. 459195

>>458923

No. 459196

and this one

No. 459198

What the heck, nonnies. I wake up this Christmas morning to a dream where I kept Luigi hidden away in my backyard. Nevermind the fact that I live in a different state. I also suplexed him for some odd reason. I don't even necessarily care for him, but that was strange to me.

No. 459206

File: 1735126480400.jpg (245.5 KB, 1536x1024, sweetie.jpg)

come back

No. 459207

>>459082
Not the christmas gift anyone wanted

No. 459214

>>459206
he looks so innocent here kek cute


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