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lolcow awards 2016 Anonymous ## Admin 12/19/16 (Mon) 09:27:35 PM No. 3654

The survey is up, click here to take it

To celebrate a year full of rich, creamy milk ending, we'll host the lolcow awards 2016!

You can now submit your nominations.

Categories
> best milk
> favorite cow
> worst cow
> Horrorcow
> best troll
> worst troll
> best comeback
> biggest plot twist
> best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)

Once we have a good amount of categories, the thread will be updated, and you will be able to post your nominations for each category. After that, a poll will be posted for everyone to vote.

Enjoy!

Anonymous 12/19/16 (Mon) 09:44:12 PM No. 3655

I want Onion as the "cringiest cow"!

Anonymous 12/20/16 (Tue) 12:06:33 AM No. 3658

Momokun for breakout star.

Anonymous 12/20/16 (Tue) 12:31:42 AM No. 3659

best thread and fav cow would def be Vicky, plot twist would have to be Sperg/keeks

Anonymous 12/20/16 (Tue) 01:19:38 AM No. 3660

Ugliest and prettiest cow category

I would get rid of cringiest cow and just use worst cow instead. Seems like the same thing

Anonymous 12/20/16 (Tue) 01:56:22 AM No. 3661

Vicky Shingles for cringiest cow!

Anonymous 12/20/16 (Tue) 02:32:38 AM No. 3662

Luna/howl1996 for dirtiest cow.

Anonymous 12/20/16 (Tue) 05:20:52 AM No. 3663

>>3660
I dislike all these suggestions. No offense.

Anonymous 12/20/16 (Tue) 05:25:31 AM No. 3665

> most autistic post

Anonymous 12/20/16 (Tue) 05:28:54 AM No. 3666

>>3665
Great idea.

Cringiest and favorite gotta be Onion.

Anonymous 12/20/16 (Tue) 10:27:53 AM No. 3670

> best milk
> best thread
> favorite cow
I feel like these are all kind of redundant, but my vote goes to Momokun/Mariah Mallad. Bitch is at Thread #7, and that's a fucking accomplishment.

Anonymous 12/20/16 (Tue) 10:30:19 AM No. 3671

Biggest plot twist and user content obviously goes to keeks

Anonymous 12/20/16 (Tue) 11:34:24 AM No. 3672

>best comeback
A category for a lolcows who made a comeback or otherwise returned with milk.

Anonymous 12/20/16 (Tue) 01:50:07 PM No. 3674

>>3672
Seconded. It would have to be Raven, back from the dead

Anonymous 12/20/16 (Tue) 02:08:48 PM No. 3676

>>3672
Thirded, love this one.

>>3654

I like the categories but I think best thread would be hard to really pin down since the threads that took off the most hit the limit fast, and usually continued into a series of threads. To me best thread just goes hand in hand with favorite cow. Also, have we ever had any good trolls here? Most of the trolls we get fucked things up for us.

Other possible categories:
> Horrorcow
> Best OT thread
> Snowflake Queen/King

Anonymous 12/20/16 (Tue) 02:54:21 PM No. 3677

> best milk
Very subjective, chris chan is really every year the winner, he does so much stupid shit it's normalised. Video very related.
> best thread
Onision really trumps this.
> favorite cow
Vicky, or is she still a bent subject?
> worst cow
Mariah
> cringiest cow
Onision
> best troll
Kiki, she really trolled herself
> worst troll
Loonie
> biggest plot twist
Kiki
>>3672
This, and immediatly nominate kiki.

Anonymous 12/20/16 (Tue) 03:52:44 PM No. 3678

Margo has to win something for all of her delicious sperging earlier this year.

Anonymous 12/21/16 (Wed) 12:25:24 AM No. 3681

I think that 2016 has been a pretty top-tier year milk-wise. The Kiki-was-Sperg-chan-all-this-time reveal was the end all be all of milk.
>>3676
Seconding horrorcow! I think CWC takes the cake for that one. I pray to god every night hoping it'll cleanse my eyes of that horrible picture he posted of his putrid taint.

Anonymous ## Admin 12/21/16 (Wed) 06:49:19 PM No. 3686

Thanks, we're done collecting categories, you can now submit your nominations:

Categories
> best milk
> favorite cow
> worst cow
> Horrorcow
> best troll
> worst troll
> best comeback
> biggest plot twist
> best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)

Anonymous 12/21/16 (Wed) 07:32:59 PM No. 3688

>>3686
Best comeback, I nominate the Queen and her weight loss journey through anime dance.

Anonymous 12/21/16 (Wed) 09:39:50 PM No. 3689

>>3686
> best milk
Kiki
> favorite cow
If anyone else's answer is other than Pixyteri, they should see themselves to the pasture
> worst cow
Onision or Margo
> Horrorcow
Ashley Isaacs or CWC
> best troll
Kiki
> worst troll
Sindy or Luna Lanie
> best comeback
Momo's "this suit has gotten me more attention…" chimp out
> biggest plot twist
Kiki outed as Sperg-chan, Chris's taint piercing blossoming into a vagina, or Pixyteri's clitoris making her futanari. It's been a good year.
> best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
The banner makers from all of the years get this vote, as well as the special images from Keek Week

Anonymous 12/21/16 (Wed) 09:40:46 PM No. 3690

> best milk
Onionboy
> favorite cow
Margo when she had milk, Onion and Mariah
> worst cow
Mariah
> Horrorcow
Onion
> best troll
Kiki
> worst troll
Loonie
> best comeback
PT
> biggest plot twist
Venus' escape from Margo and Keeks being Spergchan
> best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
The ones in the Onion threads are pretty much always gold

Anonymous 12/21/16 (Wed) 11:29:34 PM No. 3691

I sort of think we should add some kind of poll for candidates for each category now that it's been decided for sure what each category is. How do you guys feel about that? Thoughts Admin-sama? Or would it be too redundant?

Anonymous 12/21/16 (Wed) 11:37:30 PM No. 3692

>>3691
>redundant
Gah, the word I meant to use is "unnecessary." Would it be too unnecessary? I'm suggesting because I thought it might be a simpler way to keep count of votes? Sage for samefagging.

Anonymous ## Admin 12/22/16 (Thu) 03:37:50 PM No. 3697

>>3691
That's the plan, we're collecting nominations now in order to have options for the poll. There will also be a blank space to add anything not nominated in this thread.

Anonymous 12/22/16 (Thu) 09:07:37 PM No. 3700

>>3697
Oh, whoops. I'm a dummy. I didn't realize that you mentioned that in the OP from the get go, my bad.

Anonymous 12/23/16 (Fri) 12:25:10 AM No. 3701

Admin, can you nuke the thread at >>>/snow/220156 ? The thread subject is 16. I don't care if she posts her own suggestive / sexual pics, but it's against site rules for them to be posted here. I come here to talk shit not be exposed to breaking the law.

Anonymous 12/23/16 (Fri) 01:37:14 AM No. 3702

Can we have a category for cow most likely to end up in jail in 2017?

Anonymous 12/23/16 (Fri) 01:40:19 AM No. 3703

>>3702
fuck lol please, please admin.

Anonymous 12/23/16 (Fri) 02:40:53 AM No. 3704

>worst troll
Onion

>best comeback
toss-up for me between Keeks and Raven Enoby Dementia Dark'ness Sparks.

>biggest plot twist
Admin-sama's resignation….
Jk. Definitely Keeks being sperg-chan.

Kiki might sweep the Milkies this year.
(Milkies? Cowies?)

Anonymous ## Admin 12/23/16 (Fri) 09:11:54 AM No. 3705

>>3702
Yes. Nominate away.

Anonymous ## Farmhand 12/23/16 (Fri) 09:12:34 AM No. 3706

>>3701
You're in the wrong thread for that, but it's been taken care of.

Anonymous 12/23/16 (Fri) 05:13:26 PM No. 3707

We should have a 'Best New Cow Of The Year' category too!

Anonymous 12/23/16 (Fri) 07:27:52 PM No. 3708

>Horrorcow
I'm voting Sheena considering she's actually killed someone

Anonymous 12/23/16 (Fri) 08:53:45 PM No. 3709

> best milk
KEEKWEEK
> best comeback
KEEKWEEK
> biggest plot twist
Keekweek

Anonymous 12/24/16 (Sat) 01:30:57 AM No. 3710

>>3654
best user submitted content is juno edit of billie dawn onision

i nominate vicky skingles for all else

Anonymous 12/24/16 (Sat) 04:33:54 AM No. 3711

Biggest plot twist: lilou vos for sure

Anonymous 12/24/16 (Sat) 05:26:57 AM No. 3712

> best milk
Onision
> favorite cow
Margo when she had milk, Luna
> Horrorcow
Onision
> best troll
Kiki
> worst troll
Sindypop
> biggest plot twist
Venus' escaped from Margo
> best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
The whole Big Arreola hinges in the Luna thread was hilarious

Anonymous 12/24/16 (Sat) 10:43:12 AM No. 3713

>best milk + fav cow
onision/omission
>best user submitted content
refer to the star wars inspired onision pic

Anonymous 12/24/16 (Sat) 11:12:27 PM No. 3714

> best milk
Vicky.

> favorite cow
Vickyyyy

> worst cow
Jnig. Booorrrrinnngg

> Horrorcow
Sheena. SHE LITERALLY KILLED A DUDE AND PROFITED.

> best troll
Spergchan.

> worst troll
Vicky. Could she have been more obvious

> best comeback
VICKYYYYYYYYYYY

> biggest plot twist
Vicky's thread disappearance

Merry cringemess!!

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 11:42:44 PM No. 3719

> best milk
onion
> favorite cow
onion or vicky, so hard
> worst cow
worst as in boring or worst as in bad?
> Horrorcow
onion + sheena
> best troll
vicky shingles
> worst troll
also vicky shingles
> best comeback
Shingles
> biggest plot twist
Shingles getting her thread down for a while
> best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
that Onion expose rap

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 12:05:35 AM No. 3720

>best milk
Soren (Shortlived but tasty) or Ginger Bronson

>favorite cow
Luna or Himeka

>worstcow
Sheena and Ahripop

>horrorcow
Yumi King, Luna

>best troll
Kiki

>worst troll
Sindypop

>biggest plottwist
Billie returning to the creep and his childbride. Also, everyone outside of lolcow talking about onion being a pedophile.

>best user submitted content
That edited gif of Pixyteri winking.

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 03:21:36 AM No. 3723

Is there a new Ashley thread can someone please link it

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 10:40:48 AM No. 3726

>>3723
I don't think there is one.

Admin~ can we have a best new cow category?

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 10:48:52 AM No. 3727

> best milk
Margo's hobo life on the rails, sleeping in mangakissa
> favorite cow
Margo
> worst cow
Sindy Pop
> Horrorcow
Onision
> best troll
Vicky Shingles' takedown letters
> worst troll
Onision thread / Lainey's fake tweet
> best comeback
Himeka
> biggest plot twist
Kaka being Spergchan (naturally)
> best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
the banner with Margo in the river >>2197

>best new cow (if allowed)
Robyn the spoonie

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 10:53:57 AM No. 3728

>>3727
> best comeback
> Himeka
Should be Kaka, what was I thinking.

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 11:29:46 AM No. 3729

Categories
> best milk
Luxymoo and Milkchan spilling tea on Onion's teen harem tactics,
> favorite cow
Robyn the OTT Spoonie/Munchausen By Internet cow
> worst cow
Sindy Pop
> Horrorcow
CWC, dat taint pic
> best troll
Lainey fake tweet
> worst troll
Keeks-Spergchan
> best comeback
Again has to be Keeks
> biggest plot twist
Lainey's fake tweet, or Keeks (she could win almost all of these)
> best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
Onision Return of the Billie Wife Wars poster
>Best New Cow
Has to be Robyn the Spoonie/Munchie Kween

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 01:08:18 PM No. 3732

> Favorite cow: Luna

> Horrorcow: Ashley Isaacs

> Worst Cow: Onision

> Biggest plot twist: Venus' escape from Margo

> New comer cow: Robyn the Spoonie

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 02:48:23 PM No. 3734

>>3707
Best new cow- Robyn Munchie Brown !!!!

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 02:53:58 PM No. 3735

I forgot to put the rest

Favorite cow : Luna Slater (also dirtiest cringiest and a new comer this year!!
Best troll: kaka
Biggest comeback : Raven (from the dead, come on)
Horrowcow: Ash, always ash.

Anonymous 12/27/16 (Tue) 02:02:23 AM No. 3738

Is it possible to have a category for a former flake/cow who actually turned their life around and stopped being a cow? Aly would be my nomination.

> Worst cow
Dakota. She's so annoying, I'm sorry.

> Horrorcow
Ash

> Biggest plot twist and best troll
Kiki

> Best new cow
The Machaunsen's thread people

It's been kind of dry this year :/

Anonymous 12/27/16 (Tue) 11:38:31 AM No. 3746

> best milk
Marg from early 2016 when she was still posting up a storm.

> favorite cow
Onision. The gift that keeps on giving in the later part of 2016.

> worst cow
Yumi King. I can't even stand to skim her topic now, it's just sad.

> Horrorcow
Munchie Patron Saint, Robyn. She's badly burned herself multiple times with lighters, chemicals, and even messed with a healing surgical wound for MONTHS for attention.

> best troll
Sperg-chan, obviously.

> worst troll
Sperg-chan. It's love/hate.

> best comeback
Pixyteri with her glorious weightloss.

> biggest plot twist
A tie between PT thinking she's growing a dick to Onision being outed as having contacted underaged girls under his wife's nose.

> best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
Anything from the Onision topic in the past month or so. Especially the Grinch edits.

Anonymous 12/27/16 (Tue) 06:31:38 PM No. 3750

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> best milk
Margo's epic chimp out and stalking of Venus.
> favorite cow
Shingles
> worst cow
Kooters, she's a boring alien babby head now.
> Horrorcow
Chris-chan and his self-made vagina.
> best troll
Sperg-chan
> worst troll
Also Sperg-chan
> best comeback
The one true queen! PT's weight loss is an inspiration.
> biggest plot twist
Kiki is Sperg-chan!
> best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
The drawing anon did of our savior and queen as the true goddess she is.

> pic related

Anonymous 12/28/16 (Wed) 01:50:07 AM No. 3759

>>3702
praying for it to be Luna, she needs help

Anonymous 12/28/16 (Wed) 08:12:18 AM No. 3761

> best milk
Margo. We all knew she was crazy but she officially outed herself as crazy AND abusive. Her NPD meltdown wins.
> favorite cow
Onision. It's disgusting and fascination watching this idiot badly, yet successfully manipulate his wife, his young female fans and the hoard of teen girls who rotate in and out of his McMansion
> worst cow
Kota. She is boring and just embarrassing herself at this point. It's pathetic to witness.
> Horrorcow
Lorena. This woman literally abandoned each of her children individually to live her dream of being a hooker in Tokyo. Her trashiness and disregard for anyone is insane.
> best troll
Kiki. Not because she was good at trolling but she was the best troll to be discovered in regards to milk.
> worst troll

> best comeback
PT and her weight loss/animu boi transformation. She is still scared and crazy and full of milk.
> biggest plot twist
Kiki was Spergchan.

Anonymous 12/28/16 (Wed) 05:41:51 PM No. 3763

> best milk

Luxymoo speaking out against Onision and Laineybot

> favorite cow
> worst cow
> Horrorcow
Onision the pedo cuck–he's the cow that keeps on giving

> best comeback

Kiki coming back as Lilou Vos in a bullshit horror film that she paid 5k to be in, in an attempt to pretend as if she was moving forward.

> biggest plot twist

Kiki being Sperg-chan/SarahSenpai

Anonymous 12/28/16 (Wed) 07:49:34 PM No. 3766

> best milk
Onision, Margo

> favorite cow
Onision

> worst cow
Sindy Pop or JNig.

> Horrorcow
Onision

> best comeback
Keeks

> biggest plot twist
Keeks being spergchan!

>best new cow (if allowed)
Robyn, definitely

Anonymous 12/29/16 (Thu) 03:50:26 PM No. 3777

>>3738
>It's been kind of dry this year :/
How? It's been the milkiest year ever. Think of Venus' escape from Margo, the revelation of Sperg-chan being Kiki, Loonie's sperg, the Onision milk…
Also if Venus running away from Margo doesn't win the best milk & biggest plot twist categories I'm gonna be mad af

Anonymous 12/30/16 (Fri) 01:35:16 AM No. 3780

> best milk
vicky shingles
> favorite cow
luna slater
> worst cow
onision, margo
> Horrorcow
hartley hooligans
> biggest plot twist
kiki/sperg-chan
> best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
big areola

Anonymous 12/30/16 (Fri) 02:06:39 AM No. 3781

Best milk is def Kadee cat

Anonymous 12/30/16 (Fri) 09:05:55 AM No. 3785

Onision < all

Anonymous 12/30/16 (Fri) 02:02:00 PM No. 3788

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Best troll was this anon that had some robot scared for like an entire week and r9k struggling to help him

Anonymous 12/30/16 (Fri) 02:06:03 PM No. 3789

>>3788
Doubleposting… I think the photo uploaded wrong because I am on my phone so just click open image in new tab

Anonymous 12/30/16 (Fri) 04:36:57 PM No. 3791

>>3662

Agreed.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 04:48:23 AM No. 3796

>>3788
Top kek. Why wasn't this promoted more? That would've made a tasty thread.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 04:38:06 PM No. 3799

>>3788
lmfao. what did she actually do?

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 06:48:42 PM No. 3800

>>3796
I don't think too many people saw the thread where their exchange started.

Anonymous 01/01/17 (Sun) 02:55:50 AM No. 3801

> best milk
Margo
> favorite cow
Kadeelyn Konstantino
> worst cow
Onison
> Horrorcow
/r/incels
> worst troll
Sindypop
> biggest plot twist
Kiki as Spergchan

Anonymous 01/01/17 (Sun) 08:22:40 PM No. 3806

Kiki for biggest plot twist
JNig for worst/cringiest cow
Vicky Shingles for worst troll

Anonymous 01/02/17 (Mon) 08:14:09 AM No. 3807

> best milk
Onision
> biggest plot twist
Kiki sperg-chan
> best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
Onision threads

Anonymous 01/03/17 (Tue) 03:15:36 AM No. 3809

> best milk
Kadee
> favorite cow
Moomoo
> worst cow
the incels
> Horrorcow
Suzy, Himeka
> best troll
Kiki
> worst troll
Sindy
> best comeback
PT
> biggest plot twist
Kadee's secret ana account
> best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
that Ginger Bronson rap

Anonymous 01/05/17 (Thu) 02:42:25 PM No. 3820

> best milk
Vicky
> favorite cow
Vicky
> worst cow
Margo
> Horrorcow
Onison
> worst troll
Loonie
> best comeback
The Queen!!
> biggest plot twist
Kiki is spergchan

Anonymous 01/05/17 (Thu) 06:02:30 PM No. 3822

I nominate onision as >worst cow

Anonymous 01/05/17 (Thu) 07:02:08 PM No. 3823

> best milk
Margo
> favorite cow
Mariah Mallad
> worst cow
Luna Lanie
> Horrorcow
Kanadajin
> best troll
I couldn't think of one. Milk anon maybe.
> worst troll
SindyPop
> best comeback
Vicky."she always smelled like Chanel and tasted like spearmint gum, she chews it alot."
> biggest plot twist
Kiki!
> best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
Does LuxyMoo count?

Anonymous 01/05/17 (Thu) 08:29:00 PM No. 3824

Any updates on when we get to actually vote?

Anonymous ## Admin 01/05/17 (Thu) 09:22:26 PM No. 3825

>>3824
Here's the poll: https://lolcow.typeform.com/to/vNiN5a

Anonymous 01/07/17 (Sat) 04:30:28 PM No. 3831

>>3825
Thank you Admin-sama. I wasn't expecting being able to select as many options as one likes for each category. This means there might be a whole bunch of ties?