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File: 1436977127528.gif (180.84 KB, 300x100, fin.gif)

No. 962

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Submitting some OC.

No. 963

File: 1436977290976.png (24.72 KB, 300x100, 8.png)

I'm reposting banners that have already been implemented so that we have a nice, comprehensive list of them all.

No. 964

File: 1436977334555.png (51.29 KB, 300x100, 9.png)


No. 965

File: 1436977367248.png (61.25 KB, 300x100, 13.png)


No. 966

File: 1436978333327.gif (28.76 KB, 300x100, 22.gif)


No. 967

File: 1436978431947.gif (207.35 KB, 300x100, 23.gif)


No. 968

File: 1436978517432.gif (267.54 KB, 300x100, 10.gif)


No. 969

File: 1436978564101.gif (1.71 MB, 300x100, 33.gif)


No. 970

File: 1436978610419.gif (86.85 KB, 300x100, 24.gif)


No. 971

File: 1436978695037.png (52.23 KB, 300x100, 5.png)


No. 972

File: 1436978744955.jpg (28 KB, 300x100, 17.jpg)


No. 973

File: 1436978797749.gif (1006.61 KB, 300x100, 3.gif)


No. 974

File: 1436978833437.jpg (21.55 KB, 300x100, 7.jpg)


No. 976

File: 1436978872787.gif (128.37 KB, 300x100, 15.gif)


No. 977

File: 1436978909903.jpg (36.98 KB, 275x92, 11.jpg)


No. 978

File: 1436978951683.png (10 KB, 300x104, 18.png)


No. 980

File: 1436979067235.gif (281.37 KB, 300x100, 20.gif)


No. 981

File: 1436979106118.jpg (40.57 KB, 300x101, 19.jpg)


No. 982

File: 1436979162103.png (14.83 KB, 300x100, 16.png)


No. 983

File: 1436979217260.gif (90.16 KB, 300x100, 26.gif)


No. 984

File: 1436979327680.png (41.03 KB, 300x100, 14.png)


No. 985

File: 1436979384796.jpg (32.07 KB, 300x100, 6.jpg)


No. 986

File: 1436979424146.png (28.87 KB, 300x100, 2.png)


No. 987

File: 1436979507725.gif (625.65 KB, 300x100, 27.gif)


No. 988

File: 1436979557385.gif (772.84 KB, 260x100, 25.gif)


No. 989

File: 1436979620841.gif (40.71 KB, 300x100, 28.gif)


No. 990

File: 1436979701776.gif (347.64 KB, 300x100, 29.gif)


No. 992

File: 1436979746950.gif (575.31 KB, 300x100, 30.gif)


No. 993

>>985
One of my favourites.

No. 994

File: 1436979930744.gif (2.88 MB, 300x100, 31.gif)

>>993

Oh man I love it.

The only thing that bothers me about that one and some of the others banners though is how the address isn't aligned properly to the corner of the graphic.
I don't know why but that stuff gets my back right up.

No. 995

File: 1436979973696.png (44.57 KB, 300x100, 1.png)


No. 996

File: 1436980046124.gif (119.85 KB, 300x100, 35.gif)


No. 997

File: 1436980097974.gif (805.42 KB, 300x100, 34.gif)


No. 998

File: 1436980175525.gif (265.33 KB, 300x100, 32.gif)


No. 999

File: 1436980328663.png (54.38 KB, 300x100, 12.png)


No. 1000

File: 1436980376311.png (53.88 KB, 300x100, 4.png)


No. 1001

File: 1436980426262.gif (81.78 KB, 300x100, 21.gif)


No. 1006

File: 1436995190356.jpg (155.64 KB, 834x1200, milk-party-1.jpg)

I really want to make a banner from one of these four pages from a hentai but I can't decide which, they're all so corruptible.

No. 1007

File: 1436995212654.jpg (151.43 KB, 834x1200, milk-party-2.jpg)


No. 1009

File: 1436995385400.jpg (142.55 KB, 834x1200, milk-party-3.jpg)


No. 1010

File: 1436995455205.jpg (Spoiler Image, 145.64 KB, 834x1200, milk-party-13.jpg)


No. 1011

File: 1436996108950.png (18 KB, 300x100, Untitled-2.png)


No. 1012

>>1011
>tfw I read this
but this banner is also nsfw.

No. 1013

>>1012

Pervert >:3c (me too).

But can the banners not be NSFW?

No. 1021

File: 1437015490602.png (68.51 KB, 300x100, optimism.png)


No. 1046

>>1013
I don't think we should have nsfw banners. Defeats the purpose of spoiler tags.

No. 1048

>>1046
Yes, I have to agree. I'll add it if you censor the nipple in some way.

>>1021
Added this, as well as OP's banner.

No. 1051

File: 1437275713111.gif (267.1 KB, 300x100, keekz2.gif)

As requested in the Kiki thread

No. 1052

File: 1437277007493.png (39.83 KB, 300x100, banner2.png)

>>1011
Played with it a little

No. 1053

All new banners have been added, including the ones in the Kiki thread. The Kiki ones are all very similar but I don't really care.

No. 1056

File: 1437374895268.gif (52.56 KB, 300x100, kikiPULL.gif)

Sorry for the overload of Keekz banners, she's just been churning out a lot of milk lately

No. 1057

>>1056
this one is amazing anon

No. 1058

>>1056
Beautiful. Bravo anon, please make more. This is your calling.

No. 1061

What are the banner dimmensions again?

No. 1062

>>1061
300w, 100h

No. 1077

File: 1437544265172.gif (22.5 KB, 300x100, kikiplustaco.gif)

last keekster one for a while

No. 1100

File: 1438303468331.gif (215.38 KB, 300x100, aly-banner.gif)

noticed there weren't any Aly banners yet

No. 1101

>>1100
NO FOOD GETS PAST THE FORCE FIELD
…im recovering guyz

No. 1105

>>1100

This is horrifying and brilliant.

No. 1106

File: 1438713846794.jpg (30.75 KB, 300x100, 300x100.jpg)

Not sure this is the right size but…

No. 1107

>>1106

Instead of squashing it vertically to fit the dimensions you need to select the sides with the background texture and stretch them out on either side so that it doesn't warp the photo or the text.

No. 1108

>>1107

I feel so dumb but wat?

No. 1109

>>1108
Instead of stretching the whole image, only stretch the background parts

No. 1145

File: 1440117188660.gif (159.47 KB, 300x100, kakaprayer.gif)


No. 1146

File: 1440117890614.gif (159.13 KB, 300x100, kakaprayer2.gif)

Forgot to add the site name, here's an updated version

No. 1147

>>1146


oh my god

No. 1148

>>1146
this is so perfect.

No. 1158

>>1146
dying kek

No. 1159

>>1146
This banner gives me so much fucking life.

No. 1241

Dammit, I really wanted to make some Halloween themed banners, but my laptop isn't working. Was even going to get some Christmas ones too, so maybe admin could make it a bit more 'festive' around the holidays

No. 1300

File: 1443836453513.gif (155.91 KB, 300x100, tess-genes.gif)

I thought it was about time

No. 1303

File: 1443984662594.gif (204.53 KB, 300x100, RainDrops.gif)

More OC.

No. 1305

File: 1444041055513.gif (474.02 KB, 300x100, yukapee.gif)


No. 1306

File: 1444046146449.gif (167.97 KB, 300x100, yukapee2.gif)


No. 1355

File: 1444938618544.jpg (51.37 KB, 300x100, rw.jpg)

:)

No. 1356

File: 1444938868249.jpg (51.98 KB, 300x100, rw.jpg)

sorry, like previous anon I also forgot to add lolcow.farm to it, here ya go :)

No. 1365

File: 1445547567070.gif (224 KB, 300x100, he his.gif)

Needs more dumblr banners

No. 1703

File: 1447191423375.gif (124.37 KB, 950x284, 1446501681162.gif)

I think it's high time for an Ember themed banner.

No. 1726

File: 1447478311537.gif (24.93 KB, 300x100, confirmedip.gif)

I've seen like 4 posts asking for admin to confirm that they're not samefagging or self-posting today, so I made this.

No. 1727

>>1703
Has to be 300x100.

>>1726
Added.

No. 1740

File: 1447699894474.gif (106.52 KB, 275x92, 1446026237305.gif)


No. 1754

File: 1447898727701.gif (25.29 KB, 300x100, emberwhaaaaanbanner.gif)

>>1703
glad you like my banner (;
Fixed to the size specifications

No. 1786

File: 1448287448662.png (18.64 KB, 300x100, lol.png)

This is a bit shit, so if anyone wants to improve upon it, go ahead.

It's from >>>/b/47654

No. 1801

>>1786
thanks for adding the watermark, whoever it was that did it!

yay!

No. 2153

File: 1454785139430.gif (18.35 KB, 300x100, bpd.gif)

Before anyone shits themselves, I also have BPD.

No. 2155

File: 1454786199337.jpg (19.39 KB, 260x336, marshalinehan.jpg)

>>2153
I really love this. I also like the black and red color scheme because it reminds me of the one Marsha Linehan book I've thumbed through pic related

No. 2167

File: 1454998206094.png (61.36 KB, 300x100, margo.png)

excuse my poor banner skills

No. 2168

File: 1454998217925.png (65.69 KB, 300x100, benus.png)


No. 2174

>>2168
#feels

No. 2197

File: 1456112904554.jpg (59.9 KB, 300x100, margobanner.jpg)


No. 2235

File: 1456273706540.png (41.17 KB, 300x100, margendobanner.png)


No. 2239

>>2197
This is my absolute favourite. Fucking brilliant work, anon.

No. 2240

File: 1456631487240.png (40.32 KB, 298x100, dwwwwwwwwwwwww.png)


No. 2242

File: 1456632896161.png (26.14 KB, 298x100, llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll…)


No. 2244

>>2240
>>2242
These are awful

No. 2245

>>2240
>>2242
You have to be 18+ to post here.

No. 2247

File: 1456881088665.jpg (20.57 KB, 300x100, kanadajinsamawhitejapanese.jpg)

I figured mira needed a banner

No. 2260

Can a banner magician please make a cringey EYK banner?

No. 2264

>>2242

>Pepe


That is an /r9k/ meme and has no place here. Please stop trying to import /robot/ culture to a predominantly female board.

No. 2266

>>2242
This is so shitty.

>>2240
This one too. What the fuck?

No. 2277

>>2240
Guaranteed these are by Princess Doll / Luna Lee Swiizka.

No. 2285

>>2277
>>2266
>>2264
Sorry 4 being autistic, I was bored

No. 2286

>>992
Sorry for the newfaggotry, but where is this from/who is this?

No. 2295

File: 1459386242943.png (68.7 KB, 300x100, 1459381794179.png)


No. 2378

>>2285
Hahaha fucking luna you stupid cow

No. 2483

File: 1462757104759.gif (19.16 KB, 300x104, sindypop.gif)

Sindy Pop has finally earned her own banner.

No. 2490

File: 1463122472483.png (51.23 KB, 300x100, cheapspandexsuit.png)


No. 2528

File: 1465789453786.png (55.93 KB, 300x100, alybanner.png)


No. 2529

>>2528
>>2528
I love this haha

No. 2539

>>2528
omfg i spat out my drink

No. 2541

File: 1466460841251.gif (469.47 KB, 300x100, CosplayQueen.gif)


No. 2543

>>2541
you're Aces anon

No. 2709

File: 1466987702541.jpg (12.5 KB, 300x100, margo-banner1.jpg)


No. 3004

File: 1468256330547.jpg (50.71 KB, 500x299, image.jpg)

What do you guys think of this image for a banner? I really like it but was having trouble getting it to look nice with the banner size. Maybe someone wants to give it a try?

No. 3325

File: 1473453488757.png (57.36 KB, 300x100, 1468256330547 lolcows - broken…)

>>3004
>Maybe someone wants to give it a try?

Well, I tried.

No. 3426

File: 1476595020466.gif (69.6 KB, 300x100, yumi.gif)


No. 3446

File: 1477111919740.png (46.95 KB, 300x100, vicky.png)


No. 3447

>>3446
fUCK

No. 3564

File: 1479538713231.png (77.16 KB, 300x99, lu banner1.png)

"Sage in each field please." Good ol' Robyn (aka LifeUndiagnosed/hypermobilegeek)
See >>181656 for more on this cow!

No. 3566

File: 1479598730355.png (75.62 KB, 300x100, lu banner3.png)

Another Robyn one. "Sage in each field please."
See >>181656 for more on her brand of craycray.

No. 3716

File: 1482700824999.png (42.34 KB, 300x100, OnionLolcow.png)

1 / 3

No. 3717

File: 1482700870940.png (54.18 KB, 300x100, VickyLolcow.png)

2 / 3

flood detected

No. 3718

File: 1482700962841.png (47.79 KB, 300x100, LunaNips.png)

3 / 3

flood detected

YES, I WAS BORED.

these are my first banners ever, hopefully they are good or at least okayish

No. 3721

File: 1482714486438.jpeg (40.86 KB, 275x92, 1482711300417.jpeg)


No. 3724

File: 1482724732007.gif (227.57 KB, 300x100, gergliterally.gif)

his favorite word

No. 3725

File: 1482739123052.png (40.6 KB, 300x100, onionlolcow2.png)

>>3718
last one, i s2g. yes, i was very bored indeed.

No. 3730

File: 1482754217638.gif (159.09 KB, 300x100, didyoumean.gif)


No. 3733

File: 1482762238080.gif (228.75 KB, 300x100, vegetarianbodayyy.gif)

My vegetarian bodayyy

No. 3739

Most of the recent banners have been added. Thank you all for your submissions.

No. 3744

>>3733
kek, good job, anon

No. 3764

File: 1482950736380.jpg (62.64 KB, 300x100, sharla.jpg)


No. 3765

File: 1482952469987.jpg (70.21 KB, 300x100, lilouvosnetflixforlunatics.jpg)


No. 3770

File: 1482991483955.gif (1.71 MB, 300x100, lolcowsgotagun.gif)

sorry for all the onion banners, I'll stop for a while

No. 3774

Admin-sama, is there a way to scroll through all the active banner files? I've tried refreshing over and over but the banners seem to be randomly ordered rather than sequential.

No. 3775

File: 1483012736365.gif (1.32 MB, 300x100, atruegem.gif)


No. 3778

>>3775
Kek, I wish her autist sword dance video was still up so one of you talented farmers could make a banner with it.

No. 3779

File: 1483055964814.gif (1.79 MB, 300x100, moomoochristmas.gif)


No. 3783

File: 1483085009199.png (443.55 KB, 1136x640, image.png)

Think I found Onion's rape-face for a banner!

(Please feel free to use it in whatever form as idk how to myself nor am I anywhere near a PC to do so, thank you!)

No. 3784

>>3783

In terms of writing*

No. 3790

File: 1483110352184.gif (886.99 KB, 300x100, potcallingkettleblack.gif)

please onion, keep posting stupid shit!

No. 3792

>>3790
threre are

No. 3793

Maybe getting rid of old banners that feature dry cows that are not relevant at all anymore would be a good idea.

>>3790
>>3775
>>3770
Absolutely hilarious.

No. 3794

File: 1483123016968.gif (885.41 KB, 300x100, potcallingkettleblackfixed.gif)

>>3792
welp, this is why layers exist. thanks for pointing that out.

No. 3797

File: 1483163119228.gif (3.66 MB, 300x100, lolscrolll.gif)


No. 3798

File: 1483187493781.png (57.34 KB, 300x100, mirandajapanese.png)


No. 3802

>>3793
>Maybe getting rid of old banners that feature dry cows that are not relevant at all anymore would be a good idea.

Nah, keep all the banners. They're historical.

No. 3835

>>3426
Haha, great

No. 3950

One from billie's video of her throwing the ring and flipping the bird?

No. 3956

File: 1485116574164.gif (1.03 MB, 300x100, billiering.gif)

>>3950
for you

No. 3957

Could anyone make one for Onision involving the basement thing and "I'm a liar"? But don't include Billie.

Or make something about how BRUTALLY HONEST he is.

No. 3966

File: 1485295550728.png (49.93 KB, 300x100, fattestblock.png)

First attempts at making banners but we're surprisingly Asherbee lacking.

No. 3967

File: 1485295565711.png (70.35 KB, 300x100, ICECREAM.png)


No. 3978

File: 1485602456099.png (44.69 KB, 300x100, tt so goffick.png)

dunno if i did this right but here's my favorite alt cow

No. 3990

>>3718
Lmao anon you used arreola for o's!!

No. 3993

File: 1485802054558.gif (3.06 MB, 480x270, mk.gif)

this could be a banner I guess…

No. 4003

File: 1486282332625.gif (600.89 KB, 300x100, mk.gif)

>>3993
fixed it to be banner size

No. 4030

File: 1487207765145.gif (579.95 KB, 300x100, mk.gif)

>>4003
>>3993
last upload I swear I fixed it

No. 4049

File: 1488415269097.png (29.31 KB, 300x100, mybeautifulsexydopeprincess2.p…)

This quote had me in stitches, so here's a banner. Was gonna animate it, but can't be arsed tbh.

No. 4052

File: 1488851208514.png (48.64 KB, 300x100, momobanner.png)

A new banner for my favorite coscow.

No. 4063

File: 1489592295713.jpg (106.9 KB, 640x213, PicsArt_03-15-04.34.06.jpg)

Crush Turtle idea from >>353427

No. 4065

File: 1489597017579.jpg (70.15 KB, 300x100, PicsArt_03-15-05.47.44.jpg)


No. 4068

File: 1489597909549.jpg (14.89 KB, 300x100, PicsArt_03-15-06.10.16.jpg)

Had to reupload a bunch of times because this app refuses to shrink …

No. 4069

File: 1489600041858.jpg (65.34 KB, 300x100, PicsArt_03-15-06.45.48.jpg)


No. 4074

File: 1489639743395.gif (158.64 KB, 300x100, tVk8a7j.gif)


No. 4081

>>4074
Amazing

No. 4082

File: 1489874972513.jpg (33.22 KB, 300x100, goMeihuaTemp_mh1489874805315.j…)


No. 4083

File: 1489921089108.jpg (50.55 KB, 300x100, goMeihuaTemp_mh1489920694585.j…)

I have no life atm but have these anyway, I'll stahp lmao

No. 4085

>>4074
this banner gives me life lmao

No. 4087

File: 1490143997819.jpg (24.06 KB, 300x100, 2017-03-22-01-51-07.jpg)


No. 4088

File: 1490442481129.gif (678.26 KB, 300x100, venooos.gif)

>garlic garlic garlic

No. 4104

File: 1491191606911.png (70.48 KB, 300x100, jillbanner.png)


No. 4105

File: 1491192584116.png (42.69 KB, 300x100, onisionbanner.png)


No. 4106

File: 1491193384878.png (63.76 KB, 300x100, onisionbanner2.png)


No. 4108

File: 1491197984727.gif (255.96 KB, 300x100, clownclub.gif)

wanted to make this since i saw the video, gave me laugh good old jill

>used ps and all, hope everyone gets a laugh at this, also want to make one for yumi since she has no banner now

No. 4109

>>4108
A+ work anon. This might be my favorite banner.

No. 4118

>>4109
thanks, hope they update the banners cause we have some new flakes to show

No. 4128

File: 1491459965374.png (23.27 KB, 300x100, piercedangelbanner.png)


No. 4150

>>4106
please never use this, it's nightmare fuel.

No. 4157

>>3774
You can view them all at https://lolcow.farm/banners/

No. 4158

File: 1492490884194.png (36.67 KB, 300x100, ashbanner.png)


No. 4159

>>4158
whoops I'm a dumbass. Someone suggested I post this here but it looks like an admin already came across it and uploaded it. Sorry!

No. 4168

File: 1492916870100.gif (1.62 MB, 300x100, dashademonbanner.gif)

requested banner

No. 4171

File: 1493014557287.gif (815.08 KB, 300x100, munchies.gif)


No. 4172

File: 1493014773054.gif (783.54 KB, 300x100, munchies2.gif)

>>4171
Shorter version

No. 4174

Sage for no contribs

but you anons are the lifeblood of this website and I love you.

No. 4179

File: 1493174403149.png (54.38 KB, 300x100, Untitled.png)

i-is it worthy?

No. 4211

File: 1494187032324.gif (23.17 KB, 300x100, confettijill.gif)


No. 4215

File: 1494491852000.gif (1.15 MB, 300x100, joy.gif)


No. 4217

File: 1494734040311.gif (1.09 MB, 300x100, billie.gif)


No. 4219

File: 1494885268194.gif (91.96 KB, 300x100, banner.gif)


No. 4337

>>962
whats the reason for the banners being so small and why do they get updated so seldomly?

No. 4341

File: 1497403263928.gif (360.24 KB, 300x100, banner.gif)


No. 4482

>>4341
why isn't this a banner yet???

No. 4512

File: 1501353943739.gif (616.77 KB, 300x100, jiljil.gif)


No. 4513

File: 1501354000278.jpg (43.36 KB, 300x100, mirabanner.jpg)


No. 4514

>>4482
because the admin is shit and the banners havent been updated since april. >>4157

No. 4598

File: 1504988963294.jpg (53.96 KB, 300x100, mooobanner.jpg)


No. 4645


No. 4646

File: 1506473400292.gif (1.13 MB, 300x100, completed_banner_jill_final.gi…)

>>4645
Aww thank you for posting my banner image, anon.
It's dimensions were a little off, though.
Here's a reupload with exact dimensions, 300 x 100.

No. 4647

File: 1506479799142.png (76.55 KB, 300x100, momokun bitch boy banner.png)

Made some Momokun banners because these are fun and I am bored

No. 4649

File: 1506480843804.gif (637.44 KB, 300x100, momokun body banner.gif)

This one isn't ad good. Had to go back and fix it, too.

No. 4872

File: 1514416142865.jpg (34.61 KB, 742x254, PicsArt_12-27-01.51.24.jpg)

I made a new Momo one.

No. 4873

File: 1514466973286.jpg (9.59 KB, 300x103, PicsArt_12-28-10.13.50.jpg)

Resized because I'm dumb.

No. 5052

File: 1517517047127.gif (185.26 KB, 300x100, lolcowtherapy.gif)

True story

No. 5077

File: 1517865880193.gif (3.11 MB, 300x100, maggotinikea.gif)


No. 5664

>>987
what video is this gif from?

No. 5750

Banners will be updated in 48 hours. Please submit your banners in this thread until then if you want to be included in this round.

No. 5753

File: 1525909070752.gif (6.95 MB, 480x160, tit_gets_hit_banner.gif)


No. 5754

File: 1525910796316.gif (2.79 MB, 300x100, tit_gets_hit_banner_resize.gif)

>>5753
Apologies, here's it resized correctly.

No. 5782

File: 1526931077970.png (35.25 KB, 300x100, hollytrainwreck.png)

I didn't create the original from the holly thread

No. 6188

>>4211
I've taken lessons and courses and still I just graduated from school and I can't imagine going out like shit.

No. 6455

File: 1536164867348.gif (1.52 MB, 300x100, shaygnar.gif)


No. 6657

>>969
saged for ot but i've seen this banner so many times and i need context. what video is this from? who is this cow?

No. 6693

>>6657
…is this a joke?

No. 6844

File: 1539211587729.gif (208.55 KB, 300x100, regina-george-on-crack.gif)


No. 6970

>>6657
It's PixyTeri, no idea the source

No. 7456

File: 1543989108707.gif (432.05 KB, 300x100, juwune.gif)


No. 7462

File: 1543993438361.gif (241.15 KB, 300x100, junecow.gif)

another one just because lol

No. 7550

File: 1544236171111.gif (1.13 MB, 300x100, taytay.gif)

We need some updated banners mods, pls!

No. 7558

File: 1544296976266.gif (61.62 KB, 300x100, amandachan.gif)


No. 7559

File: 1544297590062.jpg (35.15 KB, 300x100, thisbitch.jpg)


No. 7567

File: 1544323315574.gif (3.89 MB, 300x100, shrek.gif)


No. 7627

File: 1544466572830.gif (1.07 MB, 300x100, dasha.gif)

Having a tough time figuring out the best way to put "lolcow" in this one. Which one is better?

No. 7628

File: 1544466612577.gif (1.11 MB, 300x100, dasha2.gif)

>>7627
Or this one?

No. 7630

>>7627
i like this one better

No. 7647

File: 1544556884395.gif (23.56 KB, 300x100, dashsh.gif)

>>7630
Thanks!

No. 7939

File: 1546136351785.png (64.68 KB, 300x100, gorgeous !.png)

made this on a whim but people seemed to like it!

No. 8040

File: 1546795748923.gif (576.75 KB, 300x100, B8F27881-8C83-4E9E-80B6-6E4729…)


No. 8426

https://lolcow.farm/banners/
It looks like 4 new banners were added! Yay admin-sama! But honestly, there are so many others that should be added like
>>4211
>>4341
>>5754
>>7550
>>7559
>>7627
>>7939
>>8040
Shouldn't some of the no longer relevant banners be removed to allow space for newer ones? Not sure if it's harder to show too many banners

No. 8512

>>8426
Some of the ones you linked were added, check the top of the link for banners past 100

No. 8514

>>8512
Oh thank you! Didn't notice (it arranges them weird, woops). I love so many new banners from anons <3

No. 8896

>>2295
>>3426
>>7456
>>5754

can these get added please Admin-sama?

No. 8899

>>8896
omg yumi! titanic getting beaten to a pulp. the memories.

No. 9342

File: 1552601416572.gif (3.91 MB, 300x100, shaybanner.gif)


No. 9343

>>9342
Thank you based anon

No. 9344

>>9342
jesus, can she not? this is beyond special needs, lol

No. 9345


No. 9347

File: 1552608346412.png (471.07 KB, 700x700, Pbb5uwa.png)

Please submit any banners by tonight if you want them to be added in tomorrows bundle.
Happy farming ladies.

No. 10348

File: 1560553062361.gif (1.08 MB, 300x100, ezgif-5-f384efa45ba3.gif)


No. 10349

File: 1560632959119.gif (691.96 KB, 300x100, stillthriving_shay.gif)

>>10348
this is so perfect, anon

No. 10353

>>10348
10/10 banner. I laugh every time I see it.

No. 10439

>>10348
admins pls make this happen. so fucking good!

No. 10551

File: 1562198007013.png (18.02 KB, 300x100, holly.png)


No. 10559

File: 1562245111033.gif (635.08 KB, 300x100, momokunsouls.gif)

someone in the thread asked to make it a banner

No. 10560

>>10559
This is fucking glorious. This one pls admin-sama

No. 10561

>>10559
top kek this is glorious.

All these new banners are great. I'll add them tomorrow when I got the chance.

No. 10620

File: 1563140235888.gif (810.88 KB, 300x100, ezgif-1-f1d6dda39c5b.gif)


No. 10631

File: 1563232370198.gif (18.9 KB, 300x100, rip totem.gif)


No. 10633

>>10620
>>10631
perfection.

No. 10636

>>10561
Admin please, it's been two weeks and we still didn't get new banners. Can't something be dne about this?
>>10631
I fucking love this one. The /meta tinfoil is also good, though I am not sure if I know what it refers to.

No. 10637

>>10636
some anons coming on in thinking mods or admin have a vendetta and that they target certain posters because of whatever issue.

No. 10638

>>10636
>>10633
TY! For the tinfoil its what >>10637 said

No. 10802

did the newer banners ever go up?

No. 10820

File: 1564894189243.gif (580.14 KB, 300x100, 1.gif)

been on my mind for a few months

No. 10850

>>3718
>>3717

remove these

No. 10970

File: 1565915543148.jpg (12.62 KB, 300x100, r u goff enuf.jpg)


No. 10981

File: 1566125007360.jpg (42.15 KB, 300x100, peenusbanner.jpg)

Coming over from the current venus thread with a banner. It was also asked if it's possible to replace this banner >>2168 with the newer one bc of most recent events.

No. 10982

>>3718
This banner looks like an eight-year old made it in a fifteen-year-old version of Photoshop.

No. 10983

>>10850
>>10982
why are you guys so against the Luna banner? It's a classic

No. 11002

File: 1566337883409.gif (1.78 MB, 300x100, ari.gif)

I just can't with that picture

No. 11024

File: 1566460209751.gif (4.06 MB, 275x147, 1566428733733.gif)

someone pls

No. 11032

File: 1566586354003.gif (5.24 MB, 300x100, shay.gif)

>>11024
Remade it for banner format, couldn't find the original glitter font unfortunately so I used something similar

No. 11162

FYI, most of the banners posted here up to now have been uploaded as banners. They may take a bit to show up as previously mentioned in the complaints thread.
If you notice new banners please let us know ! It's a good thing.

No. 11523

File: 1568409293685.gif (502.34 KB, 300x100, lilleejeanbanner.gif)

thought i'd celebrate lillee's promotion to /pt/ by making her a banner of her very own.

No. 11551

>>11162
Do I need to clean my cookies to see the new banners?

>>11523
love it!

No. 11553

>>11523
This is so frightening.

No. 11557

File: 1568505514499.gif (2.1 MB, 300x100, tnd.gif)


No. 11563

File: 1568530718839.gif (1.25 MB, 300x100, onision4.gif)


No. 11609

>>11523

This is amazing anon

No. 11624

>>11557
she is shayna 1.5 swear to god

No. 11998

>>10981
jesus christ, THAT'S what she looks like now?! i was wondering who that cow was in the banner…

No. 12000

>>4088
This one should go please, she looks way too cute in it.

No. 12002

>>12000
Maybe I missed a tiny piece of Venus drama after not following it for a while, what was the "garlic" thing all about?

No. 12003

>>12002
nta but it was towards her mom, basically calling her a vampire and wanting to use garlic to ward her off (iirc!) it's been a while so i could be wrong!

No. 12070

>>12000
they don't get deleted since they're part of cow history. eg. the one with logan is still in rotation even though h's not with raven anymore. so venus will end up with all kinds of banners ver time.

No. 12071

>>12002
it was a Q&A, this was where she was asked what she'd do if she saw her mother again

No. 12087

>>12000
Triggered

No. 12147

File: 1573265791853.png (45.8 KB, 300x100, possession.png)


No. 12205

File: 1574124172882.png (57.52 KB, 300x100, 60474271-4258-4656-AACA-A8D4E4…)

Never done this before, hope it works.

No. 12230

>>12205
it's quite hard to see. what's it a banner of?

No. 12234

File: 1574475266412.jpeg (117.14 KB, 1170x390, 34E3C4FB-7A12-4561-92D0-C931B2…)

>>12230
It’s supposed to be Laur and LJ but I can’t get it to not go squiffy when I resize it to 300x100 (feel like an boomer)

No. 12235

>>12234
oh nice idea. I think you'll need to make laur/lill big in the frame so we can see their faces moreso than the whole picture. and scrap the yellow writing in order to make it work.

No. 12350

File: 1575552295733.jpeg (20.43 KB, 300x100, AF11F3AE-CDA0-434E-B256-151C95…)


No. 12351

Can the venus and manaki banner be withdrawn because seeing her banner pop up is the only reason why i check her boring no-milk threads. Sage coz no contribution and doja cat idea is already taken. Nice banners so far, though.

No. 12391

File: 1575843691828.png (52.6 KB, 300x100, concentratedartsalt.png)

Was the one form the art salt thread submitted yet?

No. 12392

>>12351
banners don't get withdrawn since they're part of cow history. eg. the old one with Raven's ex-childbride Logan is still up too.

No. 12773

File: 1578254204837.jpg (43.95 KB, 300x100, EHR1.jpg)


No. 12774

File: 1578254415588.jpg (57.42 KB, 300x100, EHR2.jpg)


No. 12901

File: 1578659016869.gif (37.05 KB, 300x100, thanos.gif)

for /g/

No. 12902

>>12901
love this

No. 12904

>>12901
Anon you're a madwoman lmao

No. 12910

>>12901
this is amazing

No. 12922

>>12901
love it

No. 12924

>>12901
The pink and the font made me misread this as "ddl/g/eneracy" at first.
I'm glad it doesn't say that, lmao.

No. 13242

File: 1579163882978.jpg (40.05 KB, 300x100, AliciaDay.jpg)

i tried anons. her insanity inspired me

No. 13250


No. 13254

>>13242
I feel like this captures the madwoman well

No. 13273

>>13242
I hope it gets added because it's amazing AF

No. 13297

File: 1579925956657.gif (563.76 KB, 300x100, bannerpixielocks.gif)

this gif was too amusing

No. 13298

>>13254
>>13273
Thank you anons!

No. 13850


No. 13874

File: 1581792993207.gif (945.69 KB, 298x100, 202D9B38-B389-4E8B-83A5-E46660…)

I don't want it to get submitted perse but if anyone else could make a better banner of this scene (https://youtu.be/9g5YcSN-N10 ), that would be great!

No. 13911

File: 1582260930961.gif (1.07 MB, 300x100, ezgif-7-f3a4d1aabf25.gif)

First time making gif from >>76060

No. 13912

File: 1582261590300.gif (1008.32 KB, 300x100, ezgif-7-fdbb7373c4ce.gif)

>>13911
Samefag, adjusted transition

No. 13913

>>13912
love these! thanks anon!

No. 13919

>>13911
Cute cute cute cute cute
I was looking for more anime themed banners and this is so good aaa this should get submitted.

pls people make more anime themed banners

No. 14123

dtyueytu

No. 14430

>>13912
i feel like some furfag made this

No. 14679

File: 1587821142614.png (51.81 KB, 300x100, 20200424183512_1.png)

a tribute

No. 14683

>>14679
i hope this gets added.

No. 15178

File: 1590714388343.gif (688.84 KB, 300x100, momokunmilk.gif)


No. 15179

>>15178
Anon you are a genius. This is my favorite banner so far lol

No. 15180

>>15179
haha thanks!

No. 15215

File: 1590730267926.png (47.78 KB, 300x100, holyshitbanner.png)

lillee banner

No. 15219

>>15178
I love this one, anon!

No. 15344

>>15178
this is art

No. 15394

>>15178
kek it's lolcow.farm

No. 15400

>>15394
damn the horrors of the momokun gif actually distracted me from that

No. 15416

File: 1591466673639.gif (456.52 KB, 300x100, momokunmilkfix.gif)

>>15394
>>15400
damn I am dumb, fixed

No. 15471

File: 1591944776675.gif (1.31 MB, 300x100, jillian_banner0.gif)

New Jillian gif of her doing… whatever tf this is with her blob body

No. 15599

>>13874
this has a lot of potential !

No. 15771

File: 1595722048759.png (19.34 KB, 300x100, getfvefeb.png)

>>15770

No. 15947

>>15416
>>15471
I love these ones so much

No. 16070

File: 1597996112648.gif (373.64 KB, 300x100, 350cleaningfeeinbound.gif)


No. 16085

>>16070
This is amazing

No. 16105

>>16070
I love it.

No. 16139

>>16070
this needs to be added

No. 16451

File: 1602331354208.png (89.53 KB, 300x100, 1602223081552.png)


No. 16466

>>16451
i like this. i feel like this would look good with a white border

No. 16541

>>16451
I like it but the lolcow.farm should be bigger

No. 16965

File: 1603237188111.png (89.53 KB, 512x198, Screenshot (349).png)

context?

No. 17006

>>15471
>>15771
>>16070

I fucking love these, why aren’t they in the banner cycle yet? Fuck yeah

No. 17751


No. 17893

File: 1604803686819.gif (3.74 MB, 275x92, 1604799705163.gif)

from today on /snow/

No. 17897

File: 1604807666089.gif (1.51 MB, 300x100, envy me for my genetics.gif)

>>17893
banner-chan here, i made more banners for my favorite cows.

No. 17898

File: 1604807718262.gif (862.62 KB, 300x100, LURCH.gif)


No. 17899

File: 1604807760523.gif (1.46 MB, 300x100, WAP.gif)

>>17897
okay, done samefagging. hope you enjoy them enough to add!

No. 17902

File: 1604810488381.gif (272.34 KB, 300x100, 1603821188634.gif)


No. 17904

File: 1604816239632.gif (109.35 KB, 300x100, mooo.gif)

some cute cows

No. 17905

>>17904
even though it doesn't exactly fit guidelines, i love it so much anon.

No. 17919

>>17905
>Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

it has a picture of a cow

No. 17924

File: 1604900018030.gif (122.08 KB, 300x100, borzoi.gif)


No. 17925

>>17904
>Those cows are probably all dead and slaughtered by now instead of aimlessly wandering around a field moonching on grass with their pals

:(

No. 17926

>>17924
i'm fucking screaming

No. 17927

>>17924
I love it

No. 17928

>>17924
The worst forced meme ever

No. 17936

>>17928
Seconded. Anon really wants a reputation.

No. 18028

>>17924
Admin-sama please

No. 18085

File: 1605898620934.gif (25.67 KB, 300x100, get-out-of-my-swampBANNER.gif)


No. 18086

>>18085
kek this is fantastic

No. 18324

>>18085
Amazing

No. 18377

Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl this year.
For Christmas, I would like a gift of new banners on lolcow.farm. Please make it happen.
Signed,
Farmer

No. 18384

File: 1607882695525.png (62.27 KB, 300x100, Matthew 1.png)


No. 18385

File: 1607882792796.png (71.08 KB, 300x100, Morepsalms.png)


No. 18386

File: 1607882895431.png (75.02 KB, 300x100, Psalm 1.png)


No. 18389

File: 1607900760190.png (57.78 KB, 300x100, Corinthians.png)


No. 18390

File: 1607900937621.png (81.17 KB, 300x100, John.png)


No. 18391

File: 1607901035274.png (73.47 KB, 300x100, Ephesians.png)


No. 18393

File: 1607904815679.png (65.28 KB, 300x100, Proverbs.png)


No. 18394

File: 1607904944357.png (60.03 KB, 300x100, More proverbs.png)


No. 18395

File: 1607905076402.png (74.17 KB, 300x100, James.png)


No. 18396

File: 1607905199031.png (59.73 KB, 300x100, Exodus.png)


No. 18397

>>18396
I think its kinda cute you're taking the time to make these, nonny. Keep them coming, even though we'll never use them.

No. 18398

Wow I can't believe it, Santa came early! And he's evidently drunk… th-thanks for the presents?

No. 18401

>>18396
like giving someone deodorant for Christmas.
Pretty based.

No. 18486

>>18396
Strange how many of those quotes could reference onion’s behaviours.

Shame you missed the more cow based ones, where’s “ And lo, from the Nile there came up seven cows, sleek and fat; and they grazed in the marsh grass. Then behold, seven other cows came up after them from the Nile, ugly and gaunt, and they stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile.” ? Genesis, if you’re making more for us, ty.

No. 18558

File: 1608611986004.png (51.19 KB, 300x100, Banner666.png)


No. 18578

File: 1608657048496.jpeg (641.55 KB, 3240x1080, A8946BC5-7362-49E5-BA36-7265C1…)

Inspired by >>>/meta/18430

No. 18642

>>18578
love it

No. 18672

File: 1608968075492.gif (3.37 MB, 300x100, tp_banner.gif)

based on >>>/snow/1095381
we need a banner for our new horrorcow

No. 18673

>>18672
PLEASE

No. 18681

>>18672
who is the horror cow? I love the TP banner and all the other new ones posted!

No. 18699

File: 1609148022411.png (56.84 KB, 300x100, 66.png)


No. 18700

File: 1609148238533.png (103.55 KB, 300x100, 1602331354208.png)


No. 18701

>>18699
Admin sama please

No. 18708

>>18699
I support this with all my heart

No. 18743

File: 1609197782636.gif (42.02 KB, 300x100, pt hates nippon_2.gif)

69 hours in MS Paint

No. 18750

>>18681
nika petrova, she's in /snow/. don't eat before/during reading her threads.

No. 18760

>>18743
I was just working on one! Thank you.

No. 18771

>>18743
I love this

No. 19139

>>11523
>>11002
>>13874
>>14679
>>15416
>>15471
>>16070
>>17893
>>17899
>>17902
>>18085
Should be added asap

>>3325
this one gives me ocd every time I see it because 1. I don't know the context 2. it's ugly

and we should delete some of the wenus banners cause wenus is bad now or whatever

No. 19147

>>19139
>this one gives me ocd every time I see it because 1. I don't know the context 2. it's ugly
You sure it's not autism?
And no banners are deleted because they are all part of lolcow's history, newfag.

No. 19675

File: 1611830278994.jpg (20.61 KB, 296x116, for lolcowfarm.jpg)

my first shoddy attempt, sorry.

No. 19685

admin-sama will never update the banners, just lock this

No. 19707

>>19685
I hate that you are right. Why are banners never updated? Is that so hard?

No. 19712

>>19675
please mods use this one

No. 19782

File: 1612073062027.jpg (668.29 KB, 2220x740, PicsArt_01-31-08.02.58.jpg)

I think it has some niche potential

No. 19792

>>19782
love this so much

No. 19843

>>19782
a banner with effort in it. i like it

No. 19844

File: 1612161192787.jpg (43.32 KB, 300x100, samantha.jpg)


No. 19845

File: 1612162284096.png (1.2 MB, 2280x760, 28wjnw8qjsuq7q4.png)


No. 19846

>>19845
you need to resize it

No. 19847

File: 1612162413651.gif (1.23 MB, 300x100, 1.gif)


No. 19848

File: 1612162717475.gif (434.71 KB, 300x100, 1.gif)


No. 19852

>>19847
>>19848
these are so cute thank u anon.

No. 19854

Pls Admin-sama, add some of these into rotation. I like these ones in particular
>>19848
>>17897
>>15471
>>13912

No. 19855

>>19712
Ty anon!

>>19847
>>19848
These ones are so cute!

No. 19864

>>19847
This is adorable, admin pls

No. 19920

>>19848
I love this cute little cow, please make this into a banner! When are they even going to get updated?

No. 19947

Last time Admin added new banners >>10561 nobody had heard of Covid, Señorita was top of the charts and "Storm Area 51" was a fresh meme

No. 19981

Admin please please please update the banners!!!

No. 19996

File: 1612560305978.png (74.91 KB, 300x100, three houses.png)


No. 19998

File: 1612561214989.gif (264.08 KB, 300x100, 1.gif)


No. 20003

>>19996
lmfao i love this anon

No. 20005

File: 1612578782121.gif (261.95 KB, 300x100, 1612561214989.gif)

>>19998
made another version

No. 20006

File: 1612578861163.png (60.19 KB, 300x100, 2.png)


No. 20007


No. 20061

File: 1612767738069.gif (278.89 KB, 300x100, Sin-título-1.gif)


No. 20062

File: 1612767834728.gif (152.91 KB, 300x100, source.gif)


No. 20065

File: 1612768465810.gif (258.85 KB, 300x100, pasture.gif)


No. 20068


No. 20080

>>20061
this is gold. i demand new bannies and this needs to be top of the list

No. 20105

>>20061
>>20062
>>20065
I'm the anon that made these and honestly I would love if these two would be added:
>>20062
>>20065

Besides that I really like these:
>>5052
>>7939
>>11523
>>12774
>>12901
>>13297
>>13874
>>14679
>>15416
>>16070
>>17893
>>17902
>>17924
>>18085
>>18700
>>19848
>>20006

No. 20294

Since Admin-sama said that some new banners will eventually be added (decided by demand), I'm posting my favorites:
>either >>11523, >>15215 or >>12147
must have a LJ banner
>either >>12773 or >>12774
that was hilarious and I love them both, IDK which one is better
>>12901
>>13242
>>13874
>>17898
PLEASE
>>17924
pretty PLEASE
>>18558
>>18699
>>18743
>>19782
>>19847
>>19996
>>20065
>>20005
>>19848

No. 20298

I vote for these!
>>20061
>>20062
>>19998
>>19996
>>19848
(the one above looks like it was made specifically for this site)
>>19844
>>19782
>>18578

No. 20302


No. 20362


No. 20363

>>17893
pls don’t forget this

No. 20364

If this makes its easier for admin all banners after this one have not been added >>10820

No. 20371

File: 1613766929413.gif (1.15 MB, 300x100, u died.gif)

farm fresh for you pls add

No. 20373

>>20371
love love love, it's perfect and hilarious

No. 20928

File: 1616101199217.png (79.09 KB, 300x100, komaeda.png)

please admin

No. 20930

>>20928
PLEASE admin

No. 20931

>>20928
Please no admin

No. 20939

>>20928
You can tell the people asking for this are newfags since they're just hoping for an avatarfag to have a whole entire banner

No. 20962

>>20939
ok hag

No. 20963

>>20939
It's not about an avatarfag, a lot of farmers find komaeda and danganrompa cool/fun/interesting, this site loves yaoi, and they're cows. Simple. It's a funny banner. It's part of our imageboard culture.

No. 20971

>>20963
>a lot of farmers find komaeda and danganrompa cool/fun/interesting
literally the opposite

No. 20981

File: 1616384005111.gif (46.07 KB, 300x100, cow.gif)

gif version

No. 20982

File: 1616384027736.png (67.48 KB, 300x100, clap.png)

>>20981
png version

No. 20983

>>20981
it's just some cows and shitting on komaeda is funny

No. 20984

>>20928
This is possibly the faggiest banner I've ever seen submitted. I'm sorry anon

No. 20994

>>20984
doesn't /m/ love fags though? they have threads full of them

No. 20995

>>20982
I like this still version more than the gif one tbh, hoping it gets added, we need more cow banners

No. 21028

>>20984
Good, may it trigger scrotes.

No. 21029

>>21028
nta but how would it trigger scrotes

No. 21056

>>21029
they hate bl/yaoi and faggy shit made for women

No. 21103

Banners should start to appear soon but may take some more time to reflect for others. If your banner or a banner you wanted didn't make the cut it was either of poor quality or didn't meet the requirements stated in the OP >>962

Bless the mspaint anons.

No. 21215

File: 1617102563668.png (721.75 KB, 1079x431, Meme_1617098662120.png)

Why farmers can't just go vegan?

No. 21216

File: 1617103858363.png (746.7 KB, 1080x431, Cupace20210330132746.png)


No. 21217

>>21215
>>21216
at least make it the right dimensions, retard.

No. 21218

>>21217
Sorry..

No. 21236

File: 1617232400997.gif (3.26 MB, 300x100, loricerda.gif)

Made this one, I hope it's not too late to add cause she looks super retarded

No. 21237

File: 1617232775758.png (84.42 KB, 300x100, fixed.png)

>>21216
>>21215
Here, fixed it for you. I think it's a great idea! Hoping it gets added.

No. 21238

>>21236
>>21237
Love these, admin please add I beg
the usagi kou one is the best usagi kou banner made so far because it mixes the previous ones together

No. 21239

File: 1617233271648.png (75.82 KB, 300x100, autismofarm.png)

>>19996
Fixed this one too to include lolcow.farm

No. 21240

>>21239
nobody fucking wants this besides the three autistic retards that come up with these things.

And not to tinfoil but I bet y'all are either trannies or under 18, I've only ever seen troons or children be this autistic about something.

No. 21243

>>21240
I'm not here to argue, because your comment is simply wrong, but I saw many anons wanting it on /ot/ and even on this thread, so keep being upset about a silly 300x100 picture on the internet kek

No. 21244

>>21240
>when in doubt
>and you have no arguments left
>just call people trannies or underaged
>you'll always win!

No. 21245

>>21244
I'm literally not one to throw tranny and underaged around as an insult, but I genuinely do believe some of them are trannies or underaged. I spent… a LOT of time in the TRA community because it was "the right thing to do" back in the day on tumblr and I've only ever seen underaged people or trannies/ftm obsessing over one thing. I mean, who do you think started onceler? pregnant sans? "babaduk is lgbt"? It's annoying and almost always males or literal children

No. 21246

>>21243
"many anons" okay lol

No. 21247

>>21245
Schizo-chan, I think you need to take your pills, I hate trannies as much as any other sane person, but autismo farm has nothing to do with those biological mistakes.

No. 21248

>>21246
That anon is right though. If you saw when that pic was posted and how it came to be, you would have saw that a lot of farmers did like it. I'm pretty sure it was in a previous dumbass shit thread.
>>21245
>I've only ever seen underaged people or trannies/ftm obsessing over one thing
The Borzoi/Driver/Komaeda stuff is just a running joke on /ot/.

No. 21249

>>21248
My problem is that it's not just a running joke on /ot/. Many anons have consistently mentioned that it's damn near avatarfagging, not to mention, they were spammed in multiple places on the site not just /ot/, especially in /meta/. And when an anon said "I'd love to see Adam Driver holding a puppy" to the zookeeper dag, he happily obliged and posted a pic almost 5 min later. And that's why I think they're not actually women.

No. 21263

>>21245
How can you assume that people that enjoy this silly banner are autisic about one thing only? On an imageboard nonetheless. As always, when in doubt pull out the scrote/tranny/underage boogeyman

No. 21267

>>21263
Its not just that either. I said HERE >>21249 one reason why and here's another: I've never seen women being so stupidly forceful about having their own thread for something. It was against the rules and they kept pushing. Fucking scores never stop doing that.

No. 21268

>>21263
Its not just that either. I said HERE >>21249 one reason why and here's another: I've never seen women being so stupidly forceful about having their own thread for something. It was against the rules and they kept pushing. Fucking scores never stop doing that.

No. 21270

>>21245
>>21263
Why u so mad

No. 21273

>>21249
>>21267
>>21268
People like the banner, people like borzoi and adam driver and komaeda, let it go. Seriously, move on. Stop being a party pooper. And you're the one who sounds like a scrote tranny, not them. You're obsesive on the fact that women here are having fun and you need to come here and shit on it. Your level of obsession on this silly thing is autistic.

No. 21274

>>21249
>they were spammed in multiple places on the site not just /ot/, especially in /meta/.
because it is a running joke, that's how running jokes work
Like, if a scrote had to pick a meme to bother us, do you think he would pick a doggy, a male celeb that is popular between women right now, and an anime character popular between yaoi fans? Come on. Can't you think for a sec? You're paranoid out of nothing, take your pills.
>And when an anon said "I'd love to see Adam Driver holding a puppy" to the zookeeper dag, he happily obliged and posted a pic almost 5 min later.
Well and how do you know it was the OG troll and not one of us nonnies replying? and if it was him so what? Thank god he didn't post more animal porn you know. No I'm not defending him but seriously, why are you so pressed over a picture of someone's crush with a puppy? Why does it make you so mad? Are you okay, actually? Are you in a safe enviorment? Are you hurting? Do you need help? You concern me friend.
>>21268
>I've never seen women being so stupidly forceful about having their own thread for something
Well here's the thing, there's more than 800 posts on that thread right now. Clearly Adam Driver is attractive and succesful to many people right now, even if you yourself don't think so, a lot of women like him. He has a big fanbase just like Robert Pattison had in its day. This is a female board, we like gushing about our celeb crushes. Look at tumblr, look at magazines, just interact with women irl and you'll see this is normal. Maybe you aren't actually a woman and you don't know this though.
>>21267
>Fucking scores never stop doing that.
First of all
>scrotes
Dude, if scrotes come here to push something, it's CP, gore, zoophilia, and vtuber shit. Look at how much they yell and scream like toddlers because they want their vtuber shit thread back. They aren't going to make a thread about an attractive bloke, it offends their feefees and they're incels into anime girls either way. If you don't understand the komaeda/borzoi running joke, fine, but stop being autistic about it. Women also have a silly sense of humor, you know? Not everything you might not like or understand is a tranny, scrote, or whatever buzzword you might call it. It's like you know you're male and you need to use those buzzwords to blend in and ruin the fun. The adam driver situation is debunked btw, it's in their thread and it's been discussed on /ot/, you're just being suspicious because women have to fit on your very small squared narrow standar of posting whatever the hell you have in your noggin. Seriously, your schizo rants about how these people are male are paranoid cowish delusions.

No. 21275

File: 1617327223257.png (57.73 KB, 228x221, 77e.png)

>>21274
gorl are you okay?

No. 21277

>>21275
she right tho

No. 21280

>>21239
Idk it's kind of played out. I vote not retarded enough.

No. 21299

File: 1617391894134.jpg (33.08 KB, 500x350, poktm.jpg)

>>21268
>I said HERE >>21249 one reason why and here's another: I've never seen women being so stupidly forceful about having their own thread for something.
Pic related
>It was against the rules and they kept pushing.
Nobody was pushing for it because there wasn't a need to push. Mods literally told me (in a ban for driversperging kek) to make our containment thread so that driverfags can have fun in peace without annoying /ot/ anons. And if it was against the rules, then why is the thread allowed months later? Scratch that, where in the CURRENT rules it's written you cannot have a thread on /m/ about a popular actor and his body of work? The only reason why more threads like this do not pop up is that there is no interest (hell, a few days ago someone made a thread on an Eurovision band and I think it already died, but it wasn't locked for being against the rules). I hesitated a week or two before making the AD thread cause I wasn't sure that enough anons will post because of all the 'AD is a forced meme' sperging. Seeing AD continue being posted in /ot/ despite me stepping down made me realize that I am not the only one who cares (contrary to what spergs like you say). I have to say that the idea that scrotes would roleplay horny AD fangirls for months as a psyop on a niche imageboard is hilarious.
I don't know why people like you care and bring up AD in /ot/ even though supposedly all you wanted was to stop seeing him. Why do you still bitch even though we fucked off to our own thread?
>>21274
Maybe driverfags should post photos of our hands like admin did kek. Though I bet even then the next conspiracy theory would be that the AD scrotes forced their sisters/girlfriends to help them stage the photos.

No. 21300

File: 1617393866962.jpeg (31.66 KB, 225x225, 7F061DD4-DDDF-4A8C-98B6-E708A8…)

>>21274
angry tranny angry tranny angry tranny GRRRRR ANGRY

No. 21306

File: 1617402925706.jpg (85.68 KB, 1200x675, you.jpg)


No. 21312

>>21300
Stop derailing jesus fucking christ

No. 21313

>>21300
No actual woman ree's this much as you. You might screech "tranny" all you want but this makes you look retarded and like a scrote. The other anon was coherent and listed you a bunch of things of why you are in the wrong, but here you are acting like a screaming autistic toddler.
Like that anon said,
>Why does it make you so mad? Are you okay, actually? Are you in a safe enviorment? Are you hurting? Do you need help? You concern me friend.
>It's like you know you're male and you need to use those buzzwords to blend in and ruin the fun of everyone else.

No. 21315

>>21300
Are you reffering to yourself? is that a picture of you? and you need to chant "angry tranny" as you cry because that's what you are?

No. 21316

>>21300
You're the angry tranny retard trying to blend in, good job on recognizing it.

No. 21317

>>21300
Please join the 41%

No. 21318

>>21300
>when you have no arguments left
>and you know you're in the wrong
>and people know this and dunk on you
>just do some wojakposting
>and screech the word tranny like a braindamaged monkey
>that'll surely show them all!!

No. 21319

>>21240
>>21245
>>21247
>>21249
>>21267
>>21268
>>21300
This thread was comfy and cute as hell and nobody ever complained about the shitty banners even but then you have to come here and shit on everything with your smelly smegma ridden dick and balls. Good job, you made lolcow a fucking worse place with your stupid "BUT LE SCAWWY ADAM DRIVER POSTERS HURT MY FEEFEES WAAAHHHH BAN THEM ALL WAAAHHH" you fucking insane schizo.
My heart goes to the driverposters, who are actually nice, sweet, smart, and keep their thread to themselves after actively fighting for the right to have it. They make lolcow a better, more lively place.

No. 21321

>>21319
I agree.

No. 21324

>>21319
I personally hate driver but love those bitches because they're doing what makes them happy

No. 21325

>>21249
KEK are they also the ones posting the cp and gore?!? Omg it’s all connected! The Adam driver to CP pipeline is real! Maybe…maybe they’re actually all BORZOIS??????? You are astronomically retarded. Take your fucking risperidone

No. 21339

File: 1617451398864.jpg (103.32 KB, 736x676, 1611071660797.jpg)

>>21300
Imagine thinking the silly fangirls who post pic related with heart emojis edited in are the same ones who post raped children and decapitated women… kek. Take your meds. There's no coorelation between the two. Liking and talking about male celebs is normal, go outside, talk to other women and see for yourself.

No. 21340

Do not want to derail further but I feel the need to say that checking this thread this morning and seeing everyone's responses to the angry tranny anon made me cry from laughter. Thank you for that! Also much love for nondriverfags supporting us from the sidelines, you are awesome girls!
>>21339
also this

No. 21347

>>21340
Now I want this banner more than ever just to piss that schizo anon off
>>21239

also loved these
>>21236
>>21237

No. 21410

>>21300
kek, holy shit.

I was the original person complaining about driverfags being troons, and I stepped away from the argument because it wasn't that serious after all (like I just stopped caring and don't like getting super heated at lolcow.farm) and someone posted this as "me".

It was not me and I feel framed but whatever.

No. 21411

File: 1617802149592.png (298.58 KB, 1024x576, 9486C6C9-9A40-451C-A920-B93C43…)

>>21410
GRRRRR take these nonny

No. 21412

File: 1617803117201.jpg (291.02 KB, 1080x701, SmartSelect_20210407-094515_Ch…)

>>21411
Thanks nonny, these things are hard to get OTC.

No. 21413

>>21412
You better be the pills’ intended target, because those where hella strong antipsychotics and mood stabilisers and you’re in for a wild ride if you don’t have the brain chemistry.

No. 21414

>>21410
I should clarify: by framed I mean just some other idiot came and posted that angry tranny reaction, I don't think I was ACTUALLY framed.

No. 21415

File: 1617804177100.jpeg (184.99 KB, 1024x681, DBF2ABFB-9F48-4420-8454-E2C6BA…)

>>21414
Let’s get you in the van. Mind your head.

No. 21416

>>21415
Please tell me I at least get to call my mother upon arrival.

No. 21417

>>21416
Go be an attention whore somewhere else

No. 21418

>>21417
Wah wah wah. Don't interact with me then since you hate it so much.

No. 21419

Stop being autistic in the banners thread.

No. 21423

>>21300
kill yourself(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 21449

Can someone turn the video in this post> >>>/snow/1174889
into a banner? At 00:13 the cow dumps a half gallon of milk all over himself while crossdressing.

No. 21495

>>21449
sure, I'll do it today

No. 21555

File: 1618263915509.gif (1.56 MB, 300x100, lolcowy.gif)

>>21449
>>21495
hope you like it

No. 21556

>>21555
nta but love it! BTW where are our new banners??? Only the one with anime girl milking a literal cow shows up every now and then. Was it the only one uploaded or what?

No. 21558

>>21556
you can see what was added and when
https://lolcow.farm/banners/

No. 21576

>>21558
May you be blessed with gallons of milk! I had no idea

No. 21584

>>21555
oh my god i love it fucking kek i love you anon

No. 21588

File: 1618297204016.gif (1.46 MB, 300x100, babyjill.gif)

requested on the jill thread

No. 21618

>>21588
damn thats actually the first real quality banner posted for awhile

No. 21714

File: 1618563077265.gif (257.7 KB, 300x100, 1597996112648.gif)

>>16070
Fixed it to include the lolcow part

No. 21715

>>21236
>>21237
>>21555
>>21588
>>21714
All of these are of very good quality btw

No. 21746

File: 1618628940807.gif (2.06 MB, 300x100, lunabanner.gif)

If someone more competent wants to join me in hell and do a better execution of this, pls do.

No. 21747

>>21714
it already had lolcow on it?

No. 21759

>>21746
make the luna part faster and the rest more succint. good idea though

No. 21774

Just saw one of the cute new banners at the top of the screen, >>19848 (this one)
thank you admin for adding them!

No. 21896

File: 1619563277911.jpg (20.99 KB, 300x100, 1611830278994 (1).jpg)

Stupidly realised my banners were wrong dimensions so resubmitting correct ones

No. 21897

File: 1619563314158.jpg (8.33 KB, 300x100, 1565915543148 (1).jpg)


No. 21945

>>21897
This is great. Hope it gets added.

No. 21970

File: 1619755431188.gif (732.78 KB, 300x100, liarloribanner.gif)

hope this is okay

No. 21973

>>21970
love it, hope the next admin adds it

No. 21978

>>21945
Thank you anon! But I cant take all the credit. I found this on one of those spam/clickbait ads you get at the bottom of webpages and just had to turn it into a banner lol.

No. 21994

File: 1619924543324.gif (578.79 KB, 300x100, 1619893427332.gif)


No. 21995

File: 1619926703820.png (402.73 KB, 431x512, f92.png)

>>21994
okay but thats really good

No. 22284

>>21994
This is adorable anon!!!
I love it!

No. 22295

>>21994
>>21995
>>22284
thank you nonas, I'm the anon who made this and posted it in the caps thread, I didn't post it here because honestly I was insecure that it was bad or cringe lol so thank you ily ♥

No. 22324

Bump. Got no banner, but I'm hiding the cp thread posted

No. 22339

>>22324

Heh same (jk it's me samefag)

No. 22876

File: 1622086520142.gif (1.35 MB, 300x100, ezgif.com-gif-maker (2).gif)

thoughts?

No. 22877

>>22876
Don’t give him any more attention. He’d probably get off to this.

No. 22878

>>22877
Shut up it’s brilliant
>>22876
Yes perfect, humiliate them.

No. 22879

>>22877
You know they’re embarrassed af about their chimpout already, so no. Let’s have it.

No. 22896

>>22876
Amazing anon.

No. 22910

>>22876
I hate this
Call me sensitive but I don't want to see some males empty stare and words about how he wants to rape us all to death when I'm trying to read the cute animal thread

No. 22913

>>22876
I don't find it funny, it's just giving him more attention, and he deserves no shit for having posted women's corpses. He deserves humiliation for sure but a banner for everyone to see is not the solution, if anything, in his sad little troon head it will come across as "oh I'm so legendary, my trolling was SO good that they made a banner out of it!" so no.

No. 22922

>>22913
This, exactly.

No. 23198

File: 1622347812933.png (34.78 KB, 300x100, lolcowbanner.png)

I'm not the anon that created this image >>23187, I just turned it into a usable banner.

No. 23199

File: 1622347869140.png (34.81 KB, 300x100, lolcowbannerred.png)

>>23198
added red for some flair

No. 23201

File: 1622348645077.png (33.22 KB, 300x100, lolcowbannerfull.png)

>>23199
I felt bad for leaving out the full tranny leg, the hairy leg really sells it, so I went ahead and fixed it

No. 23209

>>23198
Please make more

No. 23211

>>23198
>>23199
>>23201
>I'm not the anon that created this image
Yeah right. This is so fucking obvious this is done by a scrote wanting to push the "look how annoying the terves are!!!!". Give it a break already, this is embarrassing.

No. 23215

>>23211
??? You fucking tard. I literally linked to the person who originally made it in the complaints thread. I was saying I just edited them to be banners since someone asked for it. Fuck off with your dumb tinfoil.

No. 23217

>>23211
Nta but isn't this satire? I don't see the problem…

No. 23219

>>22913
>>22877
Fair points, to be honest I didn't even take the individual troons reactions into consideration, my intention was to document the trans comumunity's behavior

No. 23227

>>23211
it's making fun of people who defend trannies you dumb bitch

No. 23244

>>23211
Someone clearly didnt understand the banner and needs to take a chill pill.

No. 23266

>>23198
>>23199
>>23201
I don't like these. It is weird having banners that pander to trannies.
1.It's very low quality.
2.Trannies are autists, they don't understand sarcasm and satire.
3.It looks dehumanizing. Is degrading women funny now? Yes, even if it is satire. Why degrade women like this?
4.Let's not pretend there aren't trannies and tranny supporters in here already. They would see the banner as a free pass.
Overall, a very dumb mistake. Not everyone who solicits a banner should be granted one.

No. 23268

>>23266
Well it's a great thing banners aren't decided based on your specific tastes.

No. 23274

>>23268
It's also great that we have no tranny-pandering banners tho

No. 23277

>>23268
So people can complain about the harmless komaeda and adam driver banners but once someone complains about the degrading tranny banner we're bad and mean? cool

No. 23292

>>23277
The people that complained about driver and komaeda banners got shat on too, you victim-complexed retard.

No. 23316

>>23292
Honestly why do you even want a tranny pandering banner at all? suspicious

No. 23328

>>23316
>sUsPiCiOuS
as other users have mentioned, this is satire. It's making fun of the vehemently anti-gc women here that swear they hate TERFs and that "lol like nobody seriously hates trannies here it's just a handful of you"

No. 23404

>>23328
Austistic troons don't understand satire anon, they will just see it as "haha see, we won, fuck cis women" or whatever

No. 23407

>>23404
Well again
1. i didnt create the pic, just turned it into a banner to be nice
2. not holding admin gunpoint to use it.
I agree, trannies will probably not take it satirically but then again, I don't make banners with tranny behavior in mind or care how they'll take it tbh.

No. 23410

>>23407
It's nice anon and I understand the intention but it's not that good either way, please don't take it personally

No. 23413

>>23410
No worries, I'm not taking it personally. I just don't want to be accused as being a tranny, that's all

No. 23422

>>23328
i don't like the ~anti gc~ spergs either and can appreciate the mspaint masterpiece, banking on the hope that lolcow survives the tranny reckoning, i don't want to see a banner like that demeaning our userbase, regardless of the subject

No. 23432

>>23201
>>23316
>>23266
As the creator of the pic, holy shit I didn’t think I could make it any more obvious that it was satire. I’m honestly concerned that some of you are autistic enough to think it’s pro tranny.
Additionally, it was meant to depict admin specifically, cuz I posted it in the complaints thread in response to two of admin’s embarrassing ebil tervs posts. I didn’t intend for it to be a banner, it was just a shitty doodle I did for shits and giggles but some anons liked it and ran with it. Tbh I don’t care about it being a banner at all so can we all stop the useless sperging and infighting? Christ

No. 23476

For people making unappealing in-joke banners, remember banners are updated like once every two years. Who wants to look at these images >>23201 >>22876 for two years? Let's keep it cute.

No. 23663

>>23476

>implying shims and scrotes won't still be chimping here in two years


nothing is eternal. nothing except tranny chimping

No. 23697

How come banners haven't been updated in so long? Seems like it happened at least once a year until 2019.

Anyhow, I vote for these:
>>21994
>>21897
>>21746
>>21714
>>21555
>>20005
>>19996
>>19847
>>19845
>>19782

No. 23700

>>23697
They were updated like 2 months ago. Lolcow.farm/banners

No. 23792

File: 1622920911679.png (72.05 KB, 289x128, ew.png)

For anyone wondering the cow in the picture is EmpathP/AkiGlancy.

No. 23793

>>23792
you didn't even get the dimensions right, retard

No. 23821

>>23792
She’s a retard but this is autistic too. No one knows who she is except the like 5 people who stalk the vocaloid thread and you didn’t even choose a funny picture of her

No. 24620

File: 1625237874713.png (169.29 KB, 720x335, Screenshot_20210702-105459_(1)…)

Isn't it way, way past time to take the Good Luck, Venaki banner out of rotation, considering everything that came to light about Venus' treating him like shit and using him for a visa just to be a pedobaiting lolita kinderwhore in Japan.

No. 24737

>>24620
It’s nostalgic and kinda ironic. A part of lolcow history

No. 25230

File: 1627764628022.gif (3.17 MB, 300x100, banner.gif)

are banners still a thing

No. 25305

File: 1628102441399.png (4.24 KB, 450x120, banner.PNG)

i thought this could be turned into a funny banner idk

No. 25349

>>25305
would love it

No. 25375

>>995
just saw this one and I'm wondering who it is? relatively new here, sorry

No. 25416

>>25375
I think it’s abipop, but she’s not talked about much anymore.

No. 25496

File: 1628775624752.gif (1.22 MB, 300x100, 347D2A28-AA1A-4190-82F5-AB2A4E…)

making sheherstory

No. 25497

>>25496
Kek anon

No. 25498

>>25496
Good one.

No. 25618

>>25496
mods pls upload this masterpiece

No. 25710

File: 1629567693001.png (74.18 KB, 300x100, lolcow.png)

In light of recent events

No. 25861

>>25710
So cute!

No. 26285

File: 1630353011078.png (28.21 KB, 300x100, Untitled.png)


No. 26455

File: 1631460342053.png (65.66 KB, 300x100, pencilneck.png)

In case anyone ever decides to update the banners, here's one from the pro-ana scumbags thread.

No. 26456

>>26455
Apologies for the shit quality, I'm really bad with technology.

No. 26458

>>26456
then why even bother

No. 26459

>>26458
Idk. I just wanted a banner of him. I tried.

No. 26534

>>26458
at least she's doing more than you are

No. 26535

>>26534
you don’t know how many banners i’ve made though

No. 26713

Can I request an Elaine-banner from a nonny with some skills? I think she would love it.

No. 26965

File: 1632283045943.gif (395.62 KB, 300x100, Elaine.gif)

Bumping in honor of admin's yandere admirer

No. 26966

>>26965
Kek this is amazing, anon.

No. 26967

>>26965
>>962
>>26713
E here, Yes, I do like it very much. May I suggest a terminal though, preferably Kali Linux, I don’t think Instagram messages cut it, mind adding in some codery things, thanks queens
(And no, I didn’t send that email. Admins data was just sent to so many people and other cows that anyone could have emailed in as I suggested people do so. Kek) the whole issue I had with admin was not even regarding my thread alone, but more the fact there’s content on people under the ages of 16, the youngest being 12. Farmers have stated she faked her age but without evidence of her real age, this site is potentially uploading content of minors which is why I had a problem with her. If you can’t verify someone’s age, don’t post them? Cute she thinks it’s just about my thread alone. You don’t see me screaming at Kiwi Farms, there’s a reason for that. I find most of my thread amusing but mainly wanted it off the internet because in the right hand cover photo I was 14 and you could see a small part of my bra. It just made me uncomfortable. As well as the fact people got my parents’ names wrong and were harassing unrelated family members. Also wasn’t too happy that they violated my ‘scam modelling agencies’ copyright laws and stole photos of me from the website.

No. 26968

>>26967
Who is 12?

No. 26969

>>26967
God, just report it already. ffs no one cares. stfu and do what you say you're going to do already.

No. 26970

File: 1632329586171.gif (1.46 MB, 300x100, ana l beads.gif)

>>26967
I have one that is more accurate

No. 26971

File: 1632330668223.gif (2.61 MB, 500x262, 09e.gif)


No. 26972

>>962
>>26970
I don’t think you realise I was clearly taking the piss about that lol. Anal beads hype. It was funny to see Diane think I seriously couldn’t work out that Ana , L and Beads together make the things you stick up ur ass.

No. 26973

>>26972
Sure Elaine, you were only pretending to be retarded.

No. 26974

>>26972
Elaine you can just admit you're autistic and didn't understand, we already know.

No. 26975

>>962
>>26974
If I was autistic as I presented to be I wouldn’t have found your dear leader two weeks after my thread went up. The copium I’m seeing right now. It’s almost as if you’re shocked that people don’t particularly like their details being illegally leaked on some angry 28 year old with BPD’s weirdo gossip board.

No. 26976

>>26970
Beautiful!
>>26972
MERELY
PRETENDING

No. 26978

>>26975
You present as autistic because you are autistic.

No. 26979

>>26975
and yet you still don't have a last name, a photo, even proof the tumblr belongs to her? Where is this dox you keep speaking of?

No. 26981

>>962
>>26979
> and yet you still don't have a last name, a photo, even proof the tumblr belongs to her? Where is this dox you keep speaking of?

You didn’t have full identity proof I was the same person in the Chinatown video that was shared around, you assumed it was me due to the fact someone mentioned my name in the comments section

Make it make sense.

The tumblr is literally called “Ness.txt” and you still believe there’s some random Ness out here posting about owning lolcow farm?

I’d like to also state, as stated previously, that a number of McGill students were also able to confirm.

I’ve spoken to Ines directly, she doesn’t deny the dox is hers, and avoids the question.

When Regina was called out previously, Ines was the first person to laugh at how incorrect it was. Where’s that energy now?

No. 26982

>>26981
So where does the name Ines even come from?

No. 26983

>>26981
You've presented no proof beyond 'trust me dude'.

No. 26984

>>26981
elaine, please. we know its you because it is your face and voice in the chinatown video. its hilariously retarded that you even try to deny that its you

No. 26987

File: 1632336975039.png (4.43 KB, 223x117, kek.PNG)

>>26986
How can you hear back from McGill if you didn't email them?

No. 26988

>>26967
You don't even need to be a hacker to know Kali isn't a terminal. It's really sad and cringe that you keep trying to convince everybody you're someone you're obviously not.

No. 26989

Dirty deleted in under a minute lmao

No. 26990

>>26982
> So where does the name Ines even come from?

It’s literally her birth name. For those asking, I asked very nicely at first for my thread to be deleted on the grounds it violated multiple rules of the site, such as people logging members of my family, saying I should be raped (farmhands couldn’t take responsibility and pinned all of these comments on me, as usual) as well as multiple people contacting me to harass me regarding my thread.

I stated why I thought it should be deleted and even offered her money for it, I offered her $3,000 which I’m legally allowed to do under the GDPR laws of my country.

Ines consistently outed me even though all I was doing was simply asking.

My thread was created by a guy called Connor who admitted to creating it. He did this around the time of the LJ drama because he wanted to make it seem as legit as possible. This sounds far fetched but it wasn’t a random farmer as everyone expected it was.

Connor has stalked me to my home before, harassed me constantly, and even sexually at one point. I reported him to the police who are investigating the issue.

Connor allegedly has done this to multiple other girls including a girlfriend who’s house he took after manipulating her out of fear to go back to Japan.

No. 26991

>>26987
She can't keep her stories straight between threads, she obviously isn't a savant. Post another version Elaine, I love the little editorial choices you make

No. 26992

>>26987
>>26982
> >>26986
>How can you hear back from McGill if you didn't email them?

I did email them but not that.

No. 26993

>>26992
nice save, kek

No. 26994

>>26992
Then why panic and delete the post less than a minute after being called out on it?

No. 26995

>>26988
>>26987
>>26982
> >>26986
> You don't even need to be a hacker to know Kali isn't a terminal. It's really sad and cringe that you keep trying to convince everybody you're someone you're obviously not.

Are you stupid or do you just not bother researching anything? A terminal is present on all operating systems including Kali Linux. Kali is an OS. I just like the way the terminal looks on Kali in particular.

No. 26996

>>26990
This bitch is insane.
>I tried to offer a bribe to takedown my thread
>admin refused so I spam gore and threaten to doxx randoms on discord
It's what she deserves

No. 26997

>>26994
>>26988
>>26987
>>26982
> >>26986
> Then why panic and delete the post less than a minute after being called out on it?

I didn’t delete anything nor do I know how this website even works. Couldn’t even report the content in my thread because god knows how you do it.

No. 26998

>>26990
Sure Elaine, it's all Conner. Did Conner spam your thread with gore too? Pretty sure that was you.

No. 26999

>>26995
>retard still doesn't know what terminals are
>thinks Kali is a operating system
>doesn't know which terminal kali uses
So why haven't you hacked us with your powers again?

No. 27000

>>26997
>I didn’t delete anything nor do I know how this website even works.

WHOA WHAT. YOU HAVE MADE SO MANY CLAIMS THAT YOU KNOW EXACTLY THE INNER WORKINGS OF THIS WEBSITE. Holy shit. I was just lurking. But you are BATSHIT

No. 27001

>>26996
> This bitch is insane.
>I tried to offer a bribe to takedown my thread
>admin refused so I spam gore and threaten to doxx randoms on discord
It's what she deserves

I have never spammed gore on this site. Doxxing isn’t illegal and I never made a threat. If people have their personal data available, that is completely their issue, as I had to learn.(elaine spammed gore)

No. 27002

>>26997
Can hack but doesn't know how an image board works. Right.

No. 27003

>>27000
Mental illness anon, I wonder what her parents think after finding her thread.

No. 27004

>>27002
> Can hack but doesn't know how an image board works. Right.

This doesn’t even deserve the title of an image board. Imagine programming a search bar into the bottom of a site. Yikes.

No. 27005

>>27001
So you clearly made the thread about Connor in revenge, does that mean you'll be suing each other soon?

No. 27006

File: 1632337580646.png (3.72 KB, 643x61, thisu.PNG)


No. 27007

>>27003
>>27002
> Mental illness anon, I wonder what her parents think after finding her thread.

My parents didn’t know and still don’t as for such l33t doxxer ‘trolls’ no one seems to know how to actually search through election records.

No. 27008

>>27001
Doxxing for malicious intent in conjunction with other crimes is illegal, your doxxing as blackmail to get your thread down. Do you not know about UK privacy laws Elaine. You breaking laws to prove they broke laws isnt a defense.

No. 27009

>>27004
protip: if you want to convince people you're not the same person across 234 accounts, try not bringing up the same nonsensical petty complaint with every separate identity. we get it, you don't know how to ctrl F or do a decent search query

No. 27010

>>27005
> So you clearly made the thread about Connor in revenge, does that mean you'll be suing each other soon?

I didn’t, a friend did.

All farmhands accusing me of spamming gore should provide concrete evidence. If they have cookies, they’ll be able to bypass my VPN & proxy chain and actually locate my home address / school which are the two places I post from.

No evidence = defamation.
Considering I know who owns this site I’d say the site is walking on the tightrope of legality due to the lack of Section230 in Canada, and the abundance of cyber bullying & data protection laws.

No. 27011

File: 1632337786234.jpg (208.71 KB, 1080x862, IMG_20210922_140917.jpg)

Definitely not you Elaine. Definitely not. Why do you hate Chinatown again?

No. 27012

>>27008
> Doxxing for malicious intent in conjunction with other crimes is illegal, your doxxing as blackmail to get your thread down. Do you not know about UK privacy laws Elaine. You breaking laws to prove they broke laws isnt a defense.

My dox wasn’t for malicious intent. It was so I could actually be entitled to the same rights as everyone else legally. You can’t sue a site without the owner’s information. It wasn’t doxxing as admin also revealed all this herself in multiple chat logs including IRC.

No blackmail was involved, but it’s cute to watch the gaslighting tactics.

No. 27013

>>27012
You still haven't provided any proof. Drop the logs.

No. 27014

>>27013
> You still haven't provided any proof. Drop the logs.

Dropping the logs would involve outing others involved. I now abstain from collateral damage.

I’d be happy to provide full legal transparency.

No. 27015

>>27009
> protip: if you want to convince people you're not the same person across 234 accounts, try not bringing up the same nonsensical petty complaint with every separate identity. we get it, you don't know how to ctrl F or do a decent search query

Or…. Better yet…. Something so new no one has thought of… the moderators could actually make the search bar more accessible! Also CTRL F doesn’t work on mobiles.

No. 27016

>>27015
So you're being a mega hacker from your mobile phone?

No. 27017

>>27014
It becomes malicious intent the moment you dropped it in multiple threads. If you had used the dox the file paperwork only it wouldn't be an issue. Also learn what gaslighting means.

No. 27018

>>27015
your phone browser still has a search feature you absolute hackerqueen

No. 27019

>>27015
Super hacker can't use the find in page function on her mobile.

No. 27020

>>26999
> >retard still doesn't know what terminals are
>thinks Kali is a operating system
>doesn't know which terminal kali uses
So why haven't you hacked us with your powers again?

So stupid not even addressing kek. Linux is an OS.
The fact I even had to say this when its literally on Wikipedia…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux

No. 27021

>>27018
> your phone browser still has a search feature you absolute hackerqueen

It does, it’s just at the very bottom of the page and I can’t be bothered :P

No. 27022

>>27021
So your a lazy autist.

No. 27023

>>27017
> It becomes malicious intent the moment you dropped it in multiple threads. If you had used the dox the file paperwork only it wouldn't be an issue. Also learn what gaslighting means.

If police / courts were to prove I sent the doxxes, they would need to subpoena the site. You fail to realise I told multiple people who she was. Telling people things isn’t illegal. Can’t help it if they drop it in multiple threads, I don’t control the internet, nor should I censor what I know. If you’re going to upload me on your site, you’d be stupid to think I wouldn’t look into who owns the site.

No. 27024

>>27020
Linux isn't an operating system retard. How about you actually read the shit you post for once.
>can't greentext
>doesn't know what a terminal is
>doesn't know what GNU is
>doesn't know what a kernel is
>doesn't think laws apply to herself

No. 27025

Hey Elaine, are you still keeping tabs on Ana L. Beads?

No. 27026

>>27024
> Linux isn't an operating system retard. How about you actually read the shit you post for once.
>can't greentext
>doesn't know what a terminal is
>doesn't know what GNU is
>doesn't know what a kernel is
>doesn't think laws apply to herself

I sent you a Wikipedia page to educate you and you’re still claiming I’m wrong. Why don’t you go claim Linux isn’t an OS to Wikipedia then. If you know best, do it!

GNU refers to the kernel.
>literally green texting
Laws definitely apply to me and I’d be happy to take full responsibility for anything that can be proven with substantial evidence! Until then, adios

No. 27027

>>27026
Aww taking your ball and going back to twitter to help Laur since her troll account got nuked along with her main? Might be a good idea to tell her threatening minors isnt a good look.

No. 27028

For those asking why I haven’t hacked the site, I’m not committing a federal crime because of a 28 year old who idealises suicide on Tumblr.

No. 27029

>>27028
Why not? A good hacker leaves no trace, are you saying you aren't good enough?

No. 27030

>>27028
can you at least respond in the right thread?

No. 27031

>>27028
A real hacker wouldn't get caught Elaine. If you're so passionate about exposing the farms you'd do it and use the arrest as a platform.

No. 27032

>>962
>>27031
> A real hacker wouldn't get caught Elaine. If you're so passionate about exposing the farms you'd do it and use the arrest as a platform.

Stop referring to exposing the farms as a plural. I have no intention of going after KWF.
>thinks you need to hack somewhere to expose it

No. 27033

>>27032
Pro-tip. Real people in infosec don't make twitter accounts to repost gifs of some man in the anonymoose mask. They actually read, think, and speak much less than you. Much, much less. They don't brag about their skills with so much confidence they expose themselves the way you do.

No. 27034

>>962
>>27033
> Pro-tip. Real people in infosec don't make twitter accounts to repost gifs of some man in the anonymoose mask. They actually read, think, and speak much less than you. Much, much less. They don't brag about their skills with so much confidence they expose themselves the way you do.

Pro tip. I don’t care. I know my worth. Thanks though.

No. 27035

File: 1632339789789.jpeg (152.04 KB, 1284x1261, 63F37E09-DC9A-4605-986B-9E6CDD…)

>>962
Ok Ines.

No. 27036

>>27034
Nothing is stll worthless Elaine. You're nothing but an autistic child playing in its own shit claiming superiority.

No. 27037

>>962
> Nothing is stll worthless Elaine. You're nothing but an autistic child playing in its own shit claiming superiority.

Strong incel vibes from this nonnie.

No. 27038

File: 1632340049421.jpeg (328.76 KB, 1284x2470, 01439CA6-D5C6-40CD-8283-F85FDC…)


No. 27039

File: 1632340071875.jpeg (344.23 KB, 1284x2521, 665A422A-ABAE-4DD4-9FF0-C0DF25…)


No. 27040

>>27034
>I know my worth.
feminist hacker icon

No. 27041

File: 1632340179570.jpeg (416.36 KB, 1284x2341, 292B5598-3279-402C-909E-FD96FE…)


No. 27042

>>27035
Cool hacking tip: if you click inspect element on a website you can directly start hacking the code

No. 27043

>>962
>>27042
> Cool hacking tip: if you click inspect element on a website you can directly start hacking the code

I think she was proving the tracker.(Elaine)

No. 27044

>>27043
i wonder who could be behind this post

No. 27045

>>27043
>website uses google analytics
absolutely shocking.

No. 27046

>>27045
>website uses google analytics
absolutely shocking.

idiot. The tracker was proven by Google Analytics.

No. 27051

>>26990
Hi Elaine. I’m embarrassed to admit this because the OP was trash but I made your thread. My name isn’t Connor and I’ve never met you. Bullshit some more.

No. 27052

>>26970
the green glow behind her is an excellent touch, very >target locked

No. 27061

File: 1632457762077.png (78.79 KB, 300x100, Untitled.png)

i love u lolcow

No. 27063

>>27061
Farmer-chan should be in this pic instead

No. 27065

>>27063
Nta but yeah. Sadly, Yotsuba is considered a 44chins mascot.

No. 27066

>>27065
I can fix it, sorry anons. I just think she is super cute and I love the Yotsuba cow ones we have. Any farmer-tan images you'd like me to use? I think the one of her holding the tools is a little over used. I want to keep the idea of her offering milk.

No. 27071

>>27066
don't apologize, those anons just suck. so what if 4chan uses yotsuba? we have banners with yotsuba already in them, what's one more to the pile?

No. 27074

>>27071
why do they suck? They were just pointing it out and correctly too. It's weird to use a 4chan mascot for lolcow because even though it's still an image board, they're two completely different sites.

>we have banners with yotsuba already in them

I've been using this site for a really long time, there's not a single banner in use that I recall seeing with yotsuba in it… what are ya talking about?

No. 27080

>>27074
nta it's the 'lets all clap for the cow' one, idk how you missed yotsuba in it
>>20982
>>20981

No. 27082

>>27080
you dunno how i missed 1/3 of a girl's head with a generic anime hairstyle?

No. 27087

>27082
It has Yotsuba artstyle, it's not that generic

No. 27088

>>27087
The number of mangas with that type of art style, are you serious right now?
Anyways… it's one with 1/3 of the "iconic mascot"'s head. That's how I missed it. You don't even see the classic 4chan hair style and it doesn't even say her name. I rest my case

No. 27093

>>27088
Then explain how did I know it's Yotsuba even though it's unrecognizable. No, I didn't read the manga or watch the anime. That's on you

No. 27095

File: 1632719859540.gif (1.68 MB, 178x240, whatever_2.gif)

>>27093
LOL okay anon.
>explain how I knew this one character that apparently has an "iconic manga art style" ( which btw that I've never read the manga but apparently I know what it is enough to say "It has Yotsuba artstyle" despite there being plenty of other manga with that art style) and knew enough to go back and find it somehow
bitch i dunno??? How did you know it was her? Maybe take a look at your own history with knowing yotsuba (despite "never reading the manga") and you'll figure out why some users wouldn't know who tf that is (you said it yourself, it's unrecognizable so why would someone who doesn't even know yotsuba know who it was without the iconic green hairstyle??)

I'm pretty sure you just have more knowledge of yotsuba than me, and that's fine. I couldn't really care less about that ONE banner with her in it where she's NOT recognizable. And THAT was my whole point, but I'll reiterate for you since you got a gummy brain apparently: My point was that it's weird to use another imageboard's mascot on this one, when we already have a mascot and are not actually affiliated with that imageboard (actually it would make more sense to have a KF related avatar as a banner anyway). It's one thing if it's "unrecognizable". It's another if it's fully recognizable, which it was in the more recent attempt at a yotsuba banner. If you can't understand that, there's no hope for retards like you.

You can let this go now, because I'm done.

No. 27119

>>27095
Lmfao just take the L

No. 27123

>>27095
jfc no one cares

No. 27134

File: 1632883477991.jpg (13.23 KB, 300x100, gtfo.jpg)


No. 27156

>>27095
tl;dr I don't into imageboards and am not weeb enough to know what yotsuba is REEEEE

No. 27271

>>27134
love it!

No. 27359

>>27061
>>25710
>>21994
>>21970
>>21588

Admin could you please add these before you go? they are great
>>21555

No. 27360

>>27359
the new admin will know how to add banners

No. 27362

>>27360
nta but I doubt that'll be their first priority, smartass

No. 27368

File: 1633939575122.gif (261.83 KB, 300x120, nursebanner.gif)

Made this one

>>25710
>>21994
>>21970
Please admin add these banners before you go

No. 27369

File: 1633939601548.gif (226.37 KB, 300x120, nursebanner2.gif)

>>27368
also a slower version

No. 27370

>>27368
>>27369
Love these, anon!

No. 27376

>>27369
this is so cute omfg

No. 27383

>>27369
cool idea but dimensions are wrong

No. 27386

File: 1634001684787.gif (3.32 MB, 300x100, dojamilking300x100.gif)


No. 27388

File: 1634019182922.gif (202.86 KB, 300x100, 1633939601548.gif)

>>27383
Here, I resized it!

No. 27527

File: 1634100213644.png (44.01 KB, 300x100, bitch you aint kawaii.png)

please add admin-sama

No. 27528

File: 1634100259020.gif (16.33 KB, 300x100, cutecow.gif)

I hope you girls like this one!

No. 27535

>>27527
This is cute, and you made me realize she would be a good fit for the "characters that would be farmers" thread too

No. 27567

>>27528
This is so cute anon!

No. 27570

>>27528
Give this nonna a fit catboy maid



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