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No. 102003

You always hear men giving women shit about wearing makeup and how you have to take her swimming before you date her, but men use their beards to hide their weak-ass jaws and ugly mugs.

I do like beards (depending on the guy) but I feel like I gotta take a man to the barber before settling down.

Anyone else ever get deceived by a beard

No. 102009

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I'm imagining a girl taking her man to the barbershop and yelling at the barber to shave him and staring intently at her man and it's a nice mental image.

But yes, I totally get what you mean. Like 99% of these hipster beards-n-tattoos guys are ugly as hell when they shave.

No. 102012

I'm on mobile so I can't find it but does anyone remember the photo that was going about of Dan Bilzerian without his beard? I'm not sure if it was real but he had a really ugly jaw and just looked like an emaciated rat.

Bottom line is a nicely styled beard hides 10x more than some makeup (excluding contouring)

No. 102018

>>102009
That guy looks better without the beard (still looks like trash though).

No. 102022

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>>102012
I think this is shopped but it's hilarious.

No. 102023

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No. 102024

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No. 102025

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No. 102031

Beards are gross and dirty so they have no effect on me

No. 102032

>>102031
Asian men are grosser and dirtier, weeb.

No. 102045

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>>102032
>the edge

No. 102051

>>102003
Didn't know Jon Snow looked this ugly without a beard.

No. 102062

>>102003
Kit is beautiful, beard or no beard.

No. 102065

is it really the same tho?

artificial thing you put on

vs

thing that just grows on his face

it's not some add-on to his face, it IS his face (unless he gets a beard transplant or whatever crazy shit exists in 2016)

No. 102066

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No. 102074

>>102066
You tryin' to start somethin'? Eh?

No. 102076

That would probably work on me.

Now if only I could actually grow a beard…

No. 102078

>>102023
>>102022
Holy shit these two lose a lot of appeal…

No. 102080

>>102065
You gotta admit it changes the face shape in a similar way make up tries to. I mean look at some fo these pics, it reminds me of those "hot women without make up".

No. 102082

>>102032
does anti-asian guy anon have to shit up every thread?

No. 102126

>>102080
It really does, it can create the illusion of a thicker stronger jaw like contour can. It also just covers up half the face so you can't even see what's going on.

No. 102128

>>102065
Yeah it is cos you're using a facial hair to create an illusion and hide shitty bone structure

No. 102228


No. 102267

>>102065
I know a few guys who need a beard because it lifts them from low to acceptable tier in appearance. So yeah, pretty similar to make-up.

I've also seen the reverse where a guy who looks good clean shaven grows out an ugly ass beard. I'll never understand.

No. 102270

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>>102003 Seth Rollins in his Tyler Black days looked a little weird.

But my dumbass still would've pounced.

No. 102294

>>102009
its the hair cut that ruins the second pic imohiI don't see what the issue is thinking a guy is a attractive with a beard like in a casual situation who has time to care? are you gonna be thinking about what his bare jaw looks like while you bang him?

Just save yourself the trouble and firmly grasp his jaw when you mean so you can feel it out

No. 102295

>>102294
Aww, is someone triggered?

No. 102298

>>102270
Seth Rollins' nose reminds me of a muppet but AHHH so glad he's back #1 wwe crush

No. 102302

Like how big does it have to be for you to be deceived? Is it in person or only in photos?
I hate beards. Some growth is ok, but full on is like making out with a Brillo pad.

No. 102335

I use beard oil for my manly red full beard every day.

No. 102382

>>102294
I meant meet not mean

>>102295
Yes? If triggered now means posting on b while drunk then yes.

No. 102736

>>102335
Any guy who buys into that whole hipster "beard oil" crap is automatically a loser

No. 102764

He looks exactly the same to me. Why are people so easily blinded?

No. 102823

Makeup isn't natural, beards are.

No. 102833

Decent parallel imo, especially since just as a girl could look good or bad under her makeup, a guy might have a good or bad jawline under his beard.

>>102736
Is there something I'm missing here? I'm asking that legitimately, I just thought beard oil was for grooming and keeping the hair conditioned, is there some kind of weird beard oil hipster movement I was unaware of?

No. 102839

This screencap is unfair. He's playing a 15-year old boy on the left, the make-up artists and stylists put in time to make him look as young as possible.

No. 102903

>>102032
What if I tell you I hate both weebs and beards, idiot?

No. 103034

>>102823
A trimmed and shaped beard isn't natural you fag. It's only natural when you let it go instead of trimming it to conceal your nonexistent jaw or chin.

No. 103130

>>103034
Its the same as getting a haircut, retard.

No. 103131

>>102839
Do you mean the Kit Harington one? He was also pulling a face all the way through 7 Days of Hell to look … well, retarded. So it is quite unfair, really.

No. 103138

We should all shave off all the hairs on our bodies and ban make up and tattoos and clothes and jewelry and purify ourselves so that we our not being deceptive and everyone can see our true selves and reveal the ugliest for what they truly are without their beards and make up and witch craft !!

No. 103141

>>103130
Haircuts aren't natural either.

No. 103148

>>103138
Sounds utopian to me.

No. 103254

>>103141
Do you think haircuts are "deception"

No. 103259

>>103254
Not that anon, and I wouldn't go as far as saying "deception" but depending on the haircut/style it could hide/enhance a lot.

No. 103261

>>103254
Haircuts don't cover half of your face dumbass

No. 103270

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>>103261
They sure don't

No. 103271

>>103270
Nice cherrypick

No. 103272

>>103271
>'X doesn't do Y!'
>gets shown an X that does Y
>'y-you're cherry picking, it doesn't count!'

She won, sperg.

No. 103273

>>103272
>she
Lol samefag

No. 103274

>>103273
>'only one person can think I'm an insufferable autist'

Also, this a majority female board.

No. 103277

>>103274
If you wanted to argue your point properly you wouldn't have posted a meme haircut from 2001 that nobody over the age of 15 had or has anymore.

No. 103278

>>103277
Keep insisting I'm that anon. Nobody but you believes it.

No. 103282

>>103278
Don't worry gaylord, I will.

No. 103299

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Beards aren't anymore deceptive than a really flattering haircut. Like, have you ever known a girl who had long hair then suddenly chopped it off into a bob or a pixie and you realize how broad her shoulders actually are/how sharp her cheekbones are/how xyz her abc is.

>>102833
Just like with any product there's a hipster market of that product that is more expensive/flashy but probably not much better than Regularly Marketed Product.

No. 103300

>>103299
I mix my beard oil myself, with Aloe Vera, jojoba oil and a few drops of lavender oil for good measure.

No. 103339

>>103300
Aren't beard oils are supposed to give beard an aroma? Isn't it like a perfume for a beard?

No. 103344

Hairs are deceptive
>this thread

No. 103367

>>103270
A better example would've been Kota and her bangs

No. 232335

>>102009
>>102009
Wait… this guy looks 1000x better without a beard. Is this counter intuitive on this thread or… well whatever. My opinion is that I love a beard. Not a wizard long beard, if it can be braided it is too long, and big bushy “castaway” beards are NICE that they are able to grow a big ass beard, but they are too big also. A nicely groomed beard, YES with oil or wax is , and yes it is for conditioning, smell, and hygiene upkeep.
If a man can grow a beard and take care of it I am all for guys with beards. If a guy can’t grow a nice beard and is all patchy and uneven, then he’s better off not trying. But a woman with long nice hair is SOMEwhat similar to a guy with a nice hairline and beard. Except that for sure the beard covers more of the face, and solely long hair only distracts from the face. A beard is like wearing a vail/vale/veil? I think it is veil. And make up is just confusing, it is like a certain kind of woman that says “yeah this is my hair cause I bought this hair!” Fake nails. Fake lashes. It’s a big deal for a woman to be naturally pretty. I understand both sides of the argument. But I am probeards that are short and taken care of.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 232370

Dammit I thought kit Harrington was beautiful god dammit next you’ll tell me his ass is as bad as his chin

No. 232375

I kekd so hard when I read "bear deception". Op image is awesome too. Thanks!

No. 232811

really dislike beards, jawline aside they look unhygenic

No. 232851

>>232811
kek i seriously cannot follow this logic. it's hair. i bet you're a person who defends bald genitalia by saying "pubic hair is not hygenic"…if you're clean, it's clean, just like the rest of the hair that grows on our bodies.

obviously if you dont keep it trimmed up, it can look borderline bummish. otherwise beards look amazing on 99% of men imho. and a LOT of them look like crap without it. OP photo made me depressed kek

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No. 232925

>>232910
Men are shit, more news at 9

No. 233040

I like my boyfriend's beard. It's manly, sexy, and well-groomed. I made sure to see a lot of pictures of him with a babyface, though.

No. 233083

>>232811
I have to admit vaginas look far more unhygienic plus, if a man doesn't have a beard, how can you even tell if he's capable of growing one? In this day and age, fair chance "he" is a she.(shit baiting)

No. 233116

>>233083
>vaginas look far more unhygienic plus
Pubes can act as a barrier against dirt and bacteria entering the vagina though. "Unhygienic" my ass.

No. 233199

>>232910
>posts misleading article to defend stance
top kek. did you even read it? yeah, beards can harbor bacteria similar to bacteria found in feces. not that actual feces are in men's beards ffs. like i said, if you are clean, then so is your hair. be it the hair on your head, your face, or your crotch.

No. 233322

>>233199
Anything to shit on men. For some anons it's go lesbo or go home.
It's almost incel tier echo chamber

No. 233323

I genuinely prefer even babyfaced clean shaved men over beards. Not gonna claim it's unhygienic etc but I think it just looks and feels bad to touch. Obviously I prefer guys with nice jawlines, but that's even better showed off shaven.

No. 233327

>>233322
It didn't used to be this bad. I've been gone maybe a couple months and I come back and almost every thread is man hating? What happened? I like this board because it's a sensitive version of 4chan that rejected attention whoring.

No. 233365

>>232851
I am mostly concerned with food crumbs, I work with a lot of homeless people and the men can have trouble keeping them clean so it has soured me on the concept of beards in general. I also dislike very long hair on women for the same reason.

Short facial hair is fine but irritating when kissing, and facial hair only stops being irritating once it is too long for my preference. I get why guys can like beards but I'm just not fond of them and I don't think being baby faced is a bad thing.

No. 233367

>>233365
I use to eat lunch with this guy that had a beard, and honestly the amount of food and condiments that would go into it was gross. He would always wipe it with a napkin but it was still revolting to watch lol

No. 233370

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>>233367
The last time big bushy beards were fashionable maybe eating habits and food preparation were different. I'd think that small fork-fulls of food would be much less messy than burgers or hot dogs.

Not to say that hot dogs or hamburgers are new inventions more that men ate them less often so they were more frequently eating 'cleaner' food.

Here is an old mustache cup to keep facial hair clean. Seems like a good idea.

No. 233390

i hate these kinds of people. what's worse is they think the beard makes them non-threatening
wrong. it makes you look like the child molester on TV.

No. 233393

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No. 233403

>>232851
>>233199
Anon, where did I say beards have feces in them? Like, you may want to work on your own reading comprehension before complaining about others. However i'm not anti-beards, personally I think it depends on the face-and perhaps personal preference. Like I think ryan reynolds looks better with a beard, christian bale looks better without, and some, like johah hill, cant be helped.


>>233322
>Beard talk = hating men apparently
>Triggered hyperbole-must be lesbian, must be as bad as incels who actually do rapey shitty things to women
Aww you poor little baby, did you lose your way over to mgtow? So according to you beard = men, what would you say to those men who cant grow beards? Are they not men?

No. 234255

>>233403
I didn't say you said beards contain fecal matter. I said that the article was misleading and the title literally says "Science Proves Beards Contain Fecal Matter" which if you actually read the article, isn't true. that's all I was trying to say. I don't like the article because I feel like that's one of those things people will link, and tons of people will share it using it to argue a point, without even reading further into it.

No. 234315

>>234255
Right, and why were you assuming I hadn't read the article? I didn't choose the article title, I just posted it without comment, and the great thing about article links is that people can click and read and decide for themselves. I should have made it clear I wasnt the original anon you spoke to but I thought my post here >>233403 would make it clear as I'm not anti-beard at all, but you sounded so overly touchy about beards I thought you were one from the "manosphere"-there are men who think beard = personality, and men who dont have beards are "basically women", which would probably explain why some anons got triggered over beard talk.

However as I have said personally I have nothing against them, I think some guys look great with them and some without, I guess i'm not as passionate about beards as some of the anons here kek.

saged just in case.

No. 259484

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>>102003
>>102051
nice cherrypick anon

No. 259487

>>259484
Soyboy material.

No. 259492

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>>259487
okay anon

No. 259495

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>>259487
shoo shoo, off to the ghetto to find you a masculine man!

No. 259496

>>259495
>>259492
NTA, but… what? That guy is ugly as fuck

No. 259497

>>259495
damn anon must've struck a nerve, huh?

No. 259499

>>259484
>>259487
He's cute anyway but beard suits him rather well and I don't even like beards tbh

No. 259579

>You always hear men giving women shit about wearing makeup and how you have to take her swimming before you date her

What?

Men barely ever talk about women and make-up. And if it does come up it's always the "I think women look better without makeup" and that's it. Men only notice shitty make-up so they think make up makes women look trashy.

You're right though. Beards are perfect for hiding a weak jawline.

No. 259597

>>259579
Men think that minimal makeup model photoshoots are "no make up."

Also "what?" really isnt a question at all so try again

No. 259599

>>259579
>Men barely ever talk about women and make-up.

Regular men, probably not. However this is definitely a topic in the incel/mgtow/mra community. They see it as women lying and will regularly bitch about how it's so unfair.

No. 259709

>>259599
Sure, and there's a reason those are "fringe" communities; they're fucking nuts.

No. 259839

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>>259579
You should come have lunch with my male coworkers. "Take her swimming on the first date" is one of their favourite jokes, and when one of them found pic related he went around with his phone showing it to every single person at the table while laughing like a little child.

Meanwhile half of them have pube beards and "dad bods" aka obesity.

No. 274797

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Beard or no beard I'd love to choke on his dick tbh

No. 274843

>>102023
cuter without tbh

No. 274878

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No. 274885

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No. 274887

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>>274878
omg lol

No. 274888

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No. 274960

>>274888
he looks like a frog either way

No. 275011

>>274885
I actually kinda like him better without the beard.

No. 275051

>>102270
see i dig that aqualine profile thing on a guy and i tend to think they look much better without facial hair

No. 275055

>>274878
looks good with a beard but i'd rather him with long hair

long hair > beard/short hair

No. 348030

>>274888
whoa his face length was cut in half

No. 348809

its gavin mcinnes but whatevs

No. 348811

>>348809
He’s hotter without the beard tbh

No. 348979

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>>102003
bumping with a few of my favorite examples. a decent haircut and a nice beard can completely change how a man looks.

No. 349009

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it can backfire

No. 349080

>>348809
lmao he's fucking chinless.
that poor lil guy has to have a beard or else he's completely unfuckable.

No. 349098

>>349009
scrolling past I thought this was a gender critical thread and this was a post on Bruce Willis and his trans daughter

No. 349157

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>>349009
OT but I'll never understand how Rumer (and all of their kids together actually) turned out like this. Demi and Bruce have strong jaws yeah but they just look deformed.

No. 349158

>>349157
it reminds me of that game where you mated celebrity dogs together and it would randomly give them features from both celebs and you'd sell them after you breeded them and they all had different values and every once in awhile you'd get a really fucked up looking one with no value

No. 349160

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>>349158
found it lmao

No. 349171

literally 90% of the men posted in this thread look x10 better without those ugly ass beards lmao

No. 349176

Kit may be a moody manlet with a soft little face under that beard but he still makes my heart flutter desu

No. 349406

>>349160
dude what the fuck is that game lmao it looks like a 2018 dankmeme

No. 349425

>>349406
celebrity pedigree

it was the early 2000s lmao



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