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No. 1121704
be bold, be brave, be stupid
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>pokemon
No. 1121717
>>1121711This is me
>>1121710>>1121709You still have time to delet your posts
Mashallah
No. 1121728
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I cooked with garlic earlier and now I can't stop smelling it I have g a r l i c f i n g e r s
No. 1121733
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I was reading about the history of chocolate and I found a chocolate recipe book from the 1650s that I think I’m going to try. It was written first in Spanish but then translated to English. The English translator seems kind of obsessed because he wrote a long poem about how great chocolate is:
Doctors lay by your Irksome Books
And all ye Petty-Fogging Rookes
Leave Quacking; and Enucleate
The vertues of our Chocolate.
Let th’ Universall Medicine
(Made up of Dead-mens Bones and Skin,)
Be henceforth Illegitimate,
And yeild to Soveraigne-Chocolate.
Let Bawdy-Baths be us’d no more;
Nor Smoaky-Stoves but by the whore
Of Babilon: since Happy-Fate
Hath Blessed us with Chocolate.
Let old Punctæus Greaze his shooes
With his Mock-Balsome: and Abuse
No more the World: But Meditate
The Excellence of Chocolate.
Let Doctor Trigg (who so Excells)
No longer Trudge to Westwood-Wells:
For though that water Expurgate,
’Tis but the Dreggs of Chocolate.
Let all the Paracelsian Crew
Who can Extract Christian from Jew;
Or out of Monarchy, A State,
Breake àll their Stills for Chocolate.
Tell us no more of Weapon-Salve,
But rather Doome us to a Grave:
For sure our wounds will Ulcerate,
Unlesse they’re wash’d with Chocolate.
The Thriving Saint, who will not come
Within a Sack-Shop’s Bowzing-Roome
(His Spirit to Exhilerate)
Drinkes Bowles (at home) of Chocolate.
His Spouse when she (Brimfull of Sense)
Doth want her due Benevolence,
And Babes of Grace would Propagate,
Is alwayes Sipping Chocolate.
The Roaring-Crew of Gallant-Ones
Whose Marrow Rotts within their Bones:
Their Bodyes quickly Regulate,
If once but Sous’d in Chocolate.
Young Heires that have more Land then Wit,
When once they doe but Tast of it,
Will rather spend their whole Estate,
Then weaned be from Chocolate.
The Nut-Browne-Lasses of the Land
Whom Nature vayl’d in Face and Hand,
Are quickly Beauties of High-Rate,
By one small Draught of Chocolate.
Besides, it saves the Moneys lost
Each day in Patches, which did cost
Them deare, untill of Late
They found this Heavenly Chocolate.
Nor need the Women longer grieve
Who spend their Oyle, yet not conceive,
For ’tis a Helpe-Immediate,
If such but Lick of Chocolate.
Consumptions too (be well assur’d)
Are no lesse soone then soundly cur’d:
(Excepting such as doe Relate
Unto the Purse) by Chocolate.
Nay more: It’s vertue is so much,
That if a Lady get a Touch,
Her griefe it will Extenuate,
If she but smell of Chocolate.
The Feeble-Man, whom Nature Tyes
To doe his Mistresse’s Drudgeries;
O how it will his minde Elate,
If shee allow him Chocolate!
’Twill make Old women Young and Fresh;
Create New-Motions of the Flesh,
And cause them long for you know what,
If they but Tast of Chocolate.
There’s ne’re a Common Counsell-Man,
Whose Life would Reach unto a Span,
Should he not Well-Affect the State,
And First and Last Drinke Chocolate.
Nor e’re a Citizen’s Chast wife,
That ever shall prolong her Life,
(Whilst open stands Her Posterne-Gate)
Unlesse she drinke of Chocolate.
Nor dost the Levite any Harme,
It keepeth his Devotion warme,
And eke the Hayre upon his Pate,
So long as he drinkes Chocolate.
Both High and Low, both Rich and Poore
My Lord, my Lady, and his ——
With all the Folkes at Billingsgate,
Bow, Bow your Hamms to Chocolate.
No. 1121771
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don’t scroll, retarded faggots are spamming gore again
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>>1121771idgaf i'm still scrolling lel
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Yawn even the gore they post is mild I saw worse shit on kik at 11
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>>1121833Fair enough. Some posters say it like it's a badge of honor (it isn't). Anyway, I hate men
No. 1121887
>>1121811Kek I love weird ponies
Post moar
No. 1121901
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is it gone now? my images are removed
No. 1121941
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i feel like this is exactly how i look in every picture taken by someone other than myself
No. 1121954
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love to see a fellow autist succeed
No. 1122076
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No. 1122134
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Ok I'm back from my driving lesson. My instructor has really good reviews but barely speaks any English at all so it's really hard for me to correct myself when he tells me I did something wrong. We practiced turns and a bit of parallel parking but my biggest issue is when he tells me to check my mirrors… I look but I have no idea what I'm supposed to be looking for. Cars and people I guess but it really isn't intuitive. He had me set my mirrors but I also don't really know how to set them because I don't know what I'm supposed to have them show me… I'm doing ok at parallel parking but I'm having a hard time telling when I'm close to the curb.
Driving is easier than I thought but I really have to practice turns and I'm gonna look up more video tutorials to fill in those "what the fuck am I supposed to be looking out for" gaps lol
No. 1122153
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>>1122139The most common thing ive ever looked for while driving is to see if any car is accelerating in the lane I wanna switch to, if so I let them pass and then get behind them, if they're steady speed with me I speed up or slow down and then get in front or behind them respectively.
Other than that you just keep an awareness of whose around you. Ive driven for over 12 years, enjoy driving, car maintenance and the mechanics of many thing and I
still almost collided with someone last Monday because this big ass pickup truck didn't check their window or mirrors to see I was at their 5 so I had to make a split second decision to brake or swerve into the lane to my right. Because I was aware of who was around me, I swerved immediately into the empty right lane instead of slamming brakes because I didn't want the car following me to rear end me. The person in that truck was texting and eating.
You have to account for stupidity. I always avoid keeping pace with someone next to me because of these situations, I assume everyone is a dumbass who doesn't look out for me so I keep plenty of space.
Also, my absolutely most common pet peeves with driving is this: people entering a highway at low speeds. It's very disruptive, even when they're signaling you can't adjust speed that drastically (reduce to 40 mph when everyone's going 65). Then they finally speed up when they get on the highway. You should be accelerated by the end of your ramp, it's actually safer. The opposite is people who are going to exit in half a mile driving at reduced speed. This disrupts traffic on the highway near me a ton and actually causes massive slowdown in all lanes. One more peeve is when I am looking left and right and a much larger vehicle pulls up so far next to me that I can no longer see over their massive hood. If you drive a vehicle where your ass is higher than my head, you don't need to pull forward that much to see over me.
When you're turning and parking, you will have a "feel" for the size of the car you drive. Goes without saying I have an easier time driving a sedan, and I know someone who drove one for years, got an SUV, and crumpled the front corner of their car within a week turning around a gas station brick pillar. You will know where the curb is when you get used to the position of your head when you park it correctly. How much road you have to the right of your forward visual line when you sit straight. Park it next to a marked line and take a moment to memorize the feeling of being perfectly adjacent to it.
Other than that, scanning mirrors is a way to not be unaware. If there's no one there, that's still so much better than simply assuming there's no one there.
No. 1122163
>>1122153I think right now my biggest obstacle is really learning how to take everything into account when I'm driving. My lessons are all in the very early weekend mornings so there's less cars, which is great for my anxiety since I'll only have to worry about parked cars and solid obstacles, but bad since I don't get more experience with driving while taking into consideration the actions of others around me. I'm debating if I should just pay for more lessons overall… Driving does feel easy, but I really have to learn how to take in the big picture when I'm driving. It's like making my brain learn how to multitask in a context that it's never done it before.
I wonder if should pay for more lessons overall… I mean it wouldn't hurt and I could technically afford it (not gonna ask my boss to cover the payment for more classes this time lol) but damn it's still a big chunk of money. Better that than a menace on the road I guess. I'm gonna watch more tutorials and videos of people driving in my city too to get used to it.
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>>1122092I tried to find videos like you mentioned but they all look barf inducing seriously wtf
No. 1122236
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Does anybody have examples for picrel?
No. 1122254
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return of the retard moid
No. 1122272
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I'm so fucking blackpilled about my aunt who just tried to defend pornography consumption and my mother who discussed it and said that my opinion on porn is too extreme and that I never listen to her. Not gonna go into detail but yeah. Also my aunt's son who is 11 knows about a porn actress want what a
"trapito" is.
I can feel it, I'm gonna be depressed and grossed out by my family for days over this.
>>1122236I can't think of any
Maybe Josh and Mindy from Drake and Josh?>>1121973Yes, I remember many such events from my childhood. But I don't want to remember them right now.
>>1121954Based Ingofag
No. 1122278
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Bump for scrote behavior
No. 1122358
>>1122334I was watching something lately about the playboy mansion and it taking decades for people to start seeing those women were miserable and not winning at life. It also mentioned lovelace and people similarly thinking she was just an empowered sexual woman at the time.. I swear it takes alot of willful ignorance to believe that. People are trying real hard to imagine everything is A okay when it's clearly not.
Even when I was a teen when I stayed up late one night to watch a documentary about what porn is like behind the scenes.. the women had drug habits and they discussed it being needed to numb them from the job. It was a vicious cycle of needing money to get drugs to cope..and having to work more to earn more to cope more. Then they also escorted and would regularly get assaulted by their fans who hired them for the night. It was sickening.
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I bought fudge that has the same consistency as the cream from picrel. So good.
No. 1122385
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It's SO easy creating pretty female Sims, so just what is it that makes it next to impossible to create bishies? I swear the only people capable of it were the creators of those Chinese websites like Peggy and similar. I'm getting closer to getting what I want, but I'm still not there yet. I just want Alucard and Sepiroth and Leon walking in my game…
No. 1122393
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>>1122385You need to have the right custom skin and I think try not to make them look too anime with pointy chins and weird jawlines, just keep them looking like sims but pretty. I say that, but I am also unable to make them.
I figured out a way to export sims into blender and then into source filmmaker. I wanted to make a My Immortal animation… but man… that's a lot of work and I don't know how to animate, it would be pretty awesome though wouldn't it
No. 1122447
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let's go to libfem philosophy class, nonnies
No. 1122462
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There’s no bread in the house so I made the mistake of putting granola on yogurt to try and make it a fuller breakfast, but now the ‘tism is jumping out and the textures are so awful I can barely eat it.
No. 1122463
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Trying to watch male comedians on YouTube and I immediately leave when they mention their penis. I've been flying through them.
No. 1122519
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I have weird feelings about a specific laugh I do. I have multiple types of laughs, but there’s one type of laugh I do that I want to talk about. It sounds like wheezing without the high pitched sounds- do kinda like me panting fast-paced? Idk how to describe it, but I remember one time when I was in my early teens and I was using a voice chat there was another girl my age and a groomer, and when I did my laugh both of them said I sounded like I was orgasming. I don’t personally hear how my laugh could be construed as orgasming but whatever.I still do that laugh sometimes, but whenever I do, I get conscious of how I sound and how I may be perceived and then stop myself early
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>>1122519That sounds adorable anon. They prolly only said it sounds like an orgasm because they were watching pornstars obnoxiously faking it. I have multiple laughs too, most of the time I sound like a zebra but my most embarrassing laugh is usually when I see something unexpected while scrolling on some site and I let out a loud 'Ga-HAH' like fucking Banjo Kazooie
No. 1122688
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seeing posts using “us females” and my scrote radar is going off but I don’t want to call it out because then i’d look insane
No. 1122699
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>>1122688KEK that shit set off alarms to me as well
No. 1122727
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>>1122699Glad i’m not the only one, also I love fat mammy
No. 1122781
>>1122393NTA but I also want to learn how to use Blender, it's so hard for me to do things in 3D lmao
Too bad I doubt my PC could even handle the program
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No. 1122914
>>1122910Fat people are just naturally terrifying, especially when you're small and you know you could die if they forget you're nearby and smother you to death with their body
>I also accused him of stealing our butter on multiple occasionswell did he?
No. 1122917
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>>1122910I'm not afraid of fat men I just hate them
How can you be the sex that brags about your natural predisposition to gain strenth and muscles but allow yourself to be lard?
No. 1122926
>>1122914i think he did as a joke once after i said it a few times, idk i just really liked butter and thought since he was fat he cant be trusted to not take it. i would keep an eye on the fridge when he was at our house
i was also like 5 probably
No. 1122928
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BIG ASS FISH
No. 1122941
>>1122910Not exactly afraid of fat people, but when I was in kindergarten I was so afraid of this quiet fat boy that spent a lot of time alone, that one day when I tried to go to my usual spot to be alone for a while during recess (behind a classroom), he was there, I got scared and then quietly said "I-I'm not gonna do anything to you" and when he approached me, I might have fainted, I don't remember exactly what happened here but he might've hit me. The next thing I remember is waking up a few meters from there, in the playground, and my mom being there to take me home.
Maybe this trauma is what made me like chubby guys, I've just realized this, so thanks I guess No. 1122971
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>>1122928Sturgeons look like something you reel in on a fantasy RPG.
No. 1123046
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male moment
No. 1123051
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>>1123047Get a custom cake for your 30th birthday
No. 1123064
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>>1123056You get it for yourself. And when you go to pick it up and they ask who its for you tell them its for ME, KRISTY
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>>1123097There’s a shit ton of more schizos too, not to mention undercover moids being increasingly obvious. We need another purge soon ffs
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Every time I eat peanuts my butthole has to reap the consequences
No. 1123107
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I'm in a super schizo mood. Please share with me music you listen to when you are in super schizo mode. The winner will get a super rare elsie drawing from before /m/ died.
No. 1123117
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>>1123115We gotta purge before this becomes CC 2.0
No. 1123121
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>>1123118A fucking classic. I'll email you the rare elsie asap
nonny.
No. 1123126
>>1123117those that are female on cc are literally more tolerable than what's on here now. and that's saying… a lot.
>>1123120idk how that logic works, i guess they're saying you're white and overcome with guilt while at the same time larping as a black woman potentially? there are so many racists here now that it's insane. for fuck's sake, you can't even post about covid without being accused of being a "pharma shill" in less than 3 seconds.
No. 1123132
>>1123126Actual tinfoil, the tinfoil thread is full of schizoid men. They never take stuff that concern women, children or serious stuff like sex trafficking seriously but covid stuff and vaccines giving men health problems is being talked about with so much rigor I'd expect from a moid.
They've also posted images they suspected were CP and a group of schizo-chans defended the poster saying it was ok since it was proof. There's also classic /pol/jewhater rhetoric that gets repeated countless times without any of proof asides from jews supporting each other more than they support randos… As if that's not what any person from any religion would do… I wish tinfoil thread was more moderated.
No. 1123143
>>1123132i think the tinfoil thread is at least partially populated by men but the racism is leaking everywhere, and there is very little even remotely left leaning thought anymore either. even on explicitly feminist topics relating to feminism, poor male behaviors, or female issues, there's a ton of "I lean to the right" stuff posted, non stop whinging about exclusively left leaning men, and it seems to come from an angle that seriously is not male. honestly my tinfoil is that the the mass exodus with the start of the closing of pp/mh threads and 2X drama like almost 3 yrs ago caused much of this.
there's also a really weird emphasis on "the sjws" and the writing style doesn't seem to be male. it's really not the most pressing problem in the world. even plenty of the people whining about vaccines seem female, though yeah, a lot seem male. i honestly think the site in recent years has just attracted a lot of very unhinged men and women and repelled any nuance or sanity.
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>>1123148First we had
>nonniechenNow you grace us with
>nonnieleinI love you nonnies so much is unreal
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>>1123159Sweet words for my sweeties. I am trying to invent new cute varieties so every lady feels as special as the first time she was my nonniechen, my nonnielein and now my nonnieling.
No. 1123207
>>1123115Oldfag here (been on lolcow since 2015) and theres a lot more infighting and obsession with politics now.
Now theres no room for any nuance. Its either liberal vs right wing, libfem vs radfem, etc
Back then it wasnt like that. Nonnies werent obsessed with making a political movement their entire personality
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>get into an argument with an annoying schizo on here
>realize their typing style screams male
>accuse them of being male
>anons saying “haha you’re just mad you lost the argument”
>schizo starts shitting up another thread with same argument
>admits to being male
>mfw when
this happened a while back but I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS ITS MY PERSONAL 9/11 AND IT HAUNTS ME HOW DARE ALL OF YOU BETRAY ME I WARNED YOU I WANTED TO BE GREAT MOD YOU TROLL THE NONNY AND YOU FUCK THE NONNY OVER I WARNED YOU THAT I WOULD RETURN HERE TO LOLCOR BY MY NEXT PRESENCE
No. 1123222
>>1123115>i don't even think it's all malepostingThey have been non-stop raiding and shitting up threads for the whole week and to a lesser extend the past month.
> i legitimately think all of the oldfags completely left because (in part) this new userbase and old site issues ran them offI keep hearing that but everytime someone posts it, a bunch of oldfags (me included) respond. Nevermind we had a good amount of 4chan scrotes on old lolcow so it's good those at least don't feel as comfortable here anymore.
No. 1123232
>>1123225it was absolutely better a few years ago. absolutely. not like 7 though.
you literally cannot have a discussion now without being accused of being a scrote. people used to say this 3 years ago when this behavior was emerging, but it emerged for good reason and the farmers were different before. the accusations were not out of hand. they tended to be warranted and the posters were more measured in their thinking and detection skills. now it's just non-stop scrote accusations about literally anything that don't even make any sense. these persistent raids have been terrible though and there are definitely certain threads they populate though. and there are definitely more /pol/ scrotes (maybe even /pol/ women?) here now.
No. 1123237
>>1123232Agreed.
>>1123225I mean more as in libfem vs radfem debates everywhere where they dont have to happen. A
nonny said she likes shaving her body and it sparked a debate days ago. You either get called a scrote or a pick me. Even saying you like skirts can get you called a pick me kek
No. 1123248
>>1123246That’s so patronising! I bet they are just jealous anon! Congrats on weight loss
nonnie! I am a vegetarian and trying to loose weight and being a vegetarian doesn’t make it easier at all!!!!
No. 1123252
>>1123232A few years ago we were full of pullfags instead who were just as bad at derailing and infighting so I wouldn't necessarily say it's better. Though I agree that infighting got a bit worse but we also have an influx of twitterfags from /snow/ and various actual scrotes who aren't always the obvious spamming-gore type but try to spread their shitty opinions in a manipulative and sometimes falseflagging way (which also includes trying to distract from themselves by calling random nonnas scrotes). Corona also made seemingly everyone slightly more deranged kek. There are more accusations, but then again there are also more scrotes and accusations are easy to ignore but actual scrotes getting too comfortable here are not.
>>1123237The shaving derail is a really bad example because it was mostly one sperg (a certain farmer and/or smell-fetish XY retard because they posted similar stuff in other threads in the same timeframe) who dragged it on for days, responding to day-old posts, derailing to other threads and even other boards. Though I agree some pickme accusations are really retarded.
No. 1123268
>>1123260I love you too
nonny. Its so nice to see other nonnies who have been on lolcow for years. Its been a wild trip since 2015 but this website just makes me nostalgic.
No. 1123270
>>1123252Youre right
nonny. Kek i remember all the pullfags coming here
No. 1123287
>>1123252no, it was far better before the mh/pp threads were nuked and 2X closed (yes, i know it's open now). the pullfags were not that common on the offtopic boards and they were way less malignant than these anons. honestly i will take a million stupid simplykenna obsessed pullfags over whatever this is where anons cannot even have a normal discussion without the other being extremely intellectually dishonest and then others dogpiling. we're seeing way, way, way, way more racism, way more conspiratorial thinking, way more hyperbolic, rage-fuelled posts and purposefully deceptive and dishonest framing of other farmers arguments. plenty of (not all) farmers now have completely incoherent allegedly "feminist" thought that has circled around to being completely moronic and almost exactly on par with liberal feminism. users had way more coherent ideas and takes on things than they do now. i should be clear that i'm considerably more on the side of more radical feminist thought than they are, and i'm not even
that radical. at the same time they whinge about libfems but they are literally what i'd describe as spicy libfems at best.
my issue is not that anons are too radical. my issue is that they want believe they're more radical when they're just not. the guise of feminism or an alleged distaste for men is used as a nonsensical gotcha against actual radical thought. and it wouldn't be an issue if others called it out, but it seems like other anons just dogpile after the first dumb accusation of anything that kind of doesn't logically follow. not just moid accusations, but anything that doesn't really gel. for whatever reason it has been especially bad over the past few weeks.
>>1123260not sure if you meant me too but thank you, anon. love you. i really hope farmers come back that were cool because the offtopic boards were actually fun and made sense. i'm just not seeing a lot of sense around these parts anymore.
No. 1123297
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Some anons here have such an obvious typing style/sentence structure and distinct vocabulary buzz words they use and it’s always so easy to pick them out kek
No. 1123311
>>1123302I think
nonny meant not everything has to be a feminist debate.
No. 1123312
>>1123304Its okay
nonny im sure youre a chill pullfag.
I lurked PULL sometimes for the dakota rose thread but the nonnies were too jealous/unhinged so i just stuck with lolcow kek
No. 1123316
>>1123287Imo this place isn’t political at all, it’s main motive is to stalk and make fun of people, and some people who happen to be the subject of their stalking campaigns usually align on an obvious political spectrum. There’s a universal imageboard hatred of trannies (except maybe for 4chan where they embrace scrote depravity) or woke politics, a consequence of the skeptic/anti-SJW era where everyone decided to be insufferable and generate an annoying culture war for profit and ego. Most anons here are not against trannies or sex work because they claim to be ‘marxist feminists’ or whatever, they are against those things because it would shift the paradigm of their own value. They don’t care about women, because instead they wouldn’t try to critique indigenous culture or religions (besides judaism and christianity) instead of the men inside of those cultures who do awful things, it’s simply because now that they are experiencing the full force of violent misogyny and patriarchy but only through the lawful comfort of the west, it’s now an issue to them. They don’t care that FGM is happening to african girls, MENA girls and women are practically gifted plastic surgery to change their ethnic noses, women in other countries are shunned for their period and regarded as dirty, missing black women and the effect of misogynoir, etc. Anons are simply scared that they will lose their status as the least oppressed but still oppressed group and they can no longer shield themselves from it anymore. You will understand what group I’m talking about but I’m not trying to get banned kek for talking shit about wire women
No. 1123317
>>1123316Youre right
nonny but i feel like thats people in general. No one cares about shit happening to others.
No. 1123440
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Nonnies please post your funniest animal gifs, I need to build my collection
No. 1123472
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OK which /g/ anon did this?
No. 1123476
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Yesterday I witnessed a man trying to use a womans dog as like an 'in' to maybe exchange details. It was awkward as hell. He kept talking about how great dogs are and when she asked if he had one he said no. She asked if he ever had one, he said no. The convo naturally died out and she was stood outside this store waiting on a friend so she was stuck there and he just would not take the hint that it was obviously his cue to leave her be. Painful to witness.
It reminded me of how I rarely wear anything that gives away that I'm fairly tatted. On occasions where I have I'll get approached more and when men want to chat tattoos endlessly and they have zero tattoos themselves and zero plans to get any it starts to feel creepy and like a forced 'in' to work with. Why do men do this? It's different if you can both compare a shared experience but stop forcing it and for the love of good stop lingering on afterwards when it fails.
No. 1123478
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Don't respond
No. 1123500
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>>1123189don't forget nönnchen
No. 1123530
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>>1123189Portuguese: Noninhas. (pronounced like no-nee-nyahs)
Means "little nonnies" in an endearing way!
No. 1123560
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>>1123189Greek: Nonoules (Νονούλες)
No. 1123588
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>>1123189would it be troonish of me to say "nonninyans"?
No. 1123661
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I’m embracing the lazy fatass side of my burger heritage today with this bad boy
No. 1123709
>>1123690Oh I thought she meant in the off-topic boards
>>1123706Same
No. 1123716
>>1123689>>1123692kek nonnies ily
>>1123691thanks for the advice! I'm very very bad at being honest and serious about my feelings, and I think we're both the type to turn everything into a joke.. it might be a problem lol
No. 1123724
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my lower back hurts and i cant get comfortable in any position
No. 1123742
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>>1123724my neck, my back, it hurts yeah hurts like heck
No. 1123746
File: 1649108720418.jpg (3.45 MB, 4032x3024, foul_fagus.jpg)
I never noticed that there is a hobo named Foul Fagus in Oblivion.
No. 1123787
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>>1123393My car is my husbando, does more for me than any man can, gives me that warm embrace with heated seats and steering wheel
No. 1123873
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I hope I overlap in fandoms with this fanartist (mumumu_my) in the future. Love her stuff but Tokyo Revengers is dogshit. Look at this delicious pic.
No. 1123954
>>1122178Maybe you're just stupid
Ever think about that,
Nonny?
No. 1123986
>>1123985Kiss Nikocado Avocado
Marry Jeffrey Epstein
Kill Joe Biden
No. 1124037
>>1123985marry biden
kiss nikocado
kill epstein
No. 1124054
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I'm certain those people who write ridiculously long and unnnecessarily anal reviews on amazon are insufferable irl. picrel is in italian but you get the idea. It's about a kindle. No one has that much useful information to share about a kindle not even amazon
No. 1124107
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Every time I get scolded by mods and feel annoyed I remember I wouldn't want their responsibilities even if I was paid handsomely for it, this one is for you mods, thank you for trying your best and staying sane! (i hope)
No. 1124129
>>1124034I'll start writing about one of them, but there's more of them
>guy my sister is friends with>his whole personality is being an edgy 4chan poster>was in love with trump, had 3 facebook accounts that he'd rotate between because all of them would get suspended periodically, but one time all 3 got suspended at once after how much shitposting he did>was always telling racist and sexist jokes, got so bad my sister had to cut him off>he worked at tarjay (doesn't anymore) my sister was visiting him at work one time, she made a comment about "oh you're racist right haha", he gets really upset like "SSSHHHHHHH DONT SAY THAT HERE">I went to an anime convention and he was there, dressed as bernie sanders, was there with a girl who was a fulltime sugarbaby and she legit scared me, was saying stuff about how she wanted to smash bottles on people's heads or something like that>his mom was really paranoid apparently, when my sister would go over his mom would make him wait outside the bathroom when my sister was using it, pat her down to make sure she didn't steal anything>one time his friend was filming some kind of short movie/skit that required him (my sister's friend) to go out in public with his waifu pillow>went to a restaurant with it, they didn't ask the staff and the staff just ignored him>then he had to walk on the street with his waifu pillow, got honked at by people driving by and actually felt embarrassed (I can't express to you how embarrassing something has to be for this man to feel a twinge of embarrassment)>I tell my now ex bf about him, he knows who he is. "oh yeah, is his name ___?">yes that's him>bf pulls up picture of him that went viral on 4chan holding up a signI swear there was more about him, but I can't remember it now
No. 1124148
>>1122178Maybe you're just stupid
Ever think about that,
Nonny?
No. 1124154
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So, I adopted a much older cat from the shelter that had been there a while and I will never understand why she was even there in the first place. She’s such a sweet cat with an amazing temperament. I feel so lucky to have her now! She may not be the most beautiful cat in the world, but she’s got a lovely little spirit. I hope she feels at peace in my home for however long she has left!
No. 1124223
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Me on fridays when i go sleep inside my boyfriend
No. 1124226
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boyfriend shaved his mustache and i'm about to call it quits
No. 1124228
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I met a really cool nonny and we became best friends. Talked every day on discord and it was amazing. I was so happy and fufilled…then I heard my stupid alarm go off. It was time to wake up and get ready for work kek. I'm now sad that my nonny doesn't exist…I'm retarded
No. 1124231
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Happy when nonnies give me the opportunity to practice my reverse search. It is a form of brain exercise.
No. 1124272
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:)
No. 1124358
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What the fuck I just found a twitter artist who draws comics about fucking her own dad and I don't think she's larping
https://twitter.com/deadspacedog sorry I know it's an imageboard and all but I don't want to save this shit on any of my devices kek
No. 1124371
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I saw some nonnies talk about cowchop on the H3H3 thread and it made me so nostalgic. I used to watch everyone single one of their videos religiously pretty much until James officially left the channel, then it just kinda starter dying and you could tell the energy and vibes were off, plus I couldn't stand half of the employees. I get so sad thinking about their demise because I really loved this channel from the start, such a shame it ended the way it did, their videos from the Colorado house still hold a special place in my heart kek
I check on James from time to time because he was always my favourite from the creatures days, but every time I see he's live he's roleplaying on GTA V and it couldn't be more boring, glad he found his niche, but…
No. 1124380
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>>1124378>>1124372Thank you anons I guess I'm just retarded and in shock kek. This is bizarre.
No. 1124397
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>>1124380It's fine, anon.
https://archive.ph/eugNT She made-up a fanfiction under the guise of it being "pasted from a news article someone wrote about her" which has now been "deleted". There isn't and wasn't ever a comic called Devil's Gambit. It had no fandom on Tumblr too. She kept trying to lie but fucked up by a lot, there are more lies that were proven to never exist but I CBA explaining more. You can always find yourself, I am sure.
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>>1124407The ''deleted article that magically found its way on AO3'' is using a picture of a Twitch streamer.
They also mentioned that ''her and her dad'' would always go to cons and cosplay their own characters, and how the fans would take pictures of them and ship them, stuff like 'people took a picture of me accidentally drinking my dad's soda', etc. She lied a lot.
No. 1124425
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I'm on a big clean out and spring declutter, nothing's stopping me from having an organized clean space now!!
No. 1124483
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I am the dumbest person alive istg I got inscribed in a driving academy back in December but got unmotivated last month because it was too much theory and I kept falling the exams. Well, I just learnt the enrollment was only valid for 6 months or I'd have to pay the fee again, and I just logged into my account and was deactivated.
mfw I just wasted 150€ and will have to pay them again because I can't fucking read. I want to cry.
No. 1124484
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>>1124371rip, every now and then I go back and rewatch the old vids. whoever snitched to the landlord sucks ass
No. 1124500
>>1124487I'll go talk to them in person tomorrow, but I doubt it. I read some reviews from people with the same issue and the academy told them nothing could be done because we signed a contract blah blah blah
Serves me right tbh, maybe I'll learn my lesson now that I've wanted that much money
No. 1124533
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I just started, today, to take some prescribed medicine for the first time. One of them will supposedly help with some metabolic issues and will help me lose weight, but it's infamous for it's side effects. I'll start with a low dosage of course, but I am still equal parts excited and equal parts scared. Hopefully it will just go smoothly for me and it'll help improve my quality of life
No. 1124536
>>1124533What is it nonna? vyvanse?
Rooting for you!!! Friendly reminder theres great support threads in /g/ for health and binge eating if you wanna join the convo there ♥
No. 1124538
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Anons, do you have a fictional character (cartoon/movie/book, doesnt matter) that inspired you to improve yourself? Being a better person, working-out, picking up a hobby, etc.
No. 1124548
>>1124536Thank you, anon! I googled that one and apparently that one isn't even allowed to be sold here in my country lol
The one I'll be taking has been, funnily enough, withdrawn from american shelves. And the EU. And Australia. lmao now I am even more worried. It's called sibutramine. (there's also some other stuff but that's the scariest one)
Thank you, btw! I'll probably join the accountability thread at some point.
>>1124542Also googled this one and it's also not that, but that is interesting because I have insulin resistance due to my pcos (and also now because I am a fatty again, pcos sucks), I wonder how a diabetes med would work on me. I actually tried metformin for that, but it gave me
awful hives after a week so I had to stop.
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Oh
No. 1124593
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Man does it feel good to wake up as a woman and not needing to inject horsepiss into myself to look like a greasy cross dressing gollum
No. 1124611
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>>1124603>like I need weed 5 minutes okYou're addicted I'm taking you to rehab
No. 1124622
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>>1124603I'd share my weed with you
No. 1124628
>>1124622God bless u
>>1124611At this point getting arrested might get me smoke quicker fs
No. 1124669
File: 1649182671343.jpg (274.18 KB, 1235x1235, Grimes.jpg)
terf bangs are real. I started trimming my bangs over my eyebrows and I started peaking not long after. Clearly it wasn't a coincidence
No. 1124684
>>1124603You could try ordering off the darknet, I have gotten weed in new cities that way before.
Another way is by using your local areas reddit lol that worked for me in a scottish city and one in canada.
Honestly coworkers are usually pretty chill about getting weed off of if you get to know them on a work friendly basis at first.
No. 1124692
>>1124672grimes has always been a poser
>>1124673I'm the worst person to ask this because my bangs only look good 1/3 of the time and then I let them do their thing kek I have a cowlick right in the middle of them, so I always cut that part slightly longer so when it shrinks (?), they look even. I just blow dry them and use regular straighners, then wash over the sink every other day.
I have wavy hair too and even though wavy hair + bangs isn't the cutest look I really don't care because I hate the way I look without my bangs, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to take lol
No. 1124704
>>1124692Ntayrt but I have had bangs most of my life (both very short and very long) and I have like 2b hair which likes to curl and frizz when exposed to moisture which is most of time as I live in UK.
Things I have used to tame the bangs
-obviously straightners
-Blow dry using a hairdryer with a flat nozzle and you can use a round brush or a flat brush depending on how much a curl you want in it.
-Use a comb to brush it whilst its drying to comb it straight
-Use dry shampoo bangs on non wash days, have also applied dry shampoo to bangs before sleeping cause it seems to mess them up less
-Use a tiny amount of hairspray when you need to keep them straight for a long day or when you expect to be in a very humid environment.
-I also typically sleep with them either clipped back or with a silk hair covering
No. 1124711
>>1124669Why did it started being called
TERF bangs anyway? They were simply known as "baby bangs" before and most people I saw with them before they got renamed
TERF bangs were libfems and they/thems.. whats up with that
No. 1124716
>>1124711some tumblr funnyman they/them "transfemme" faggot got in an online slapfight with a
terf and he dug up her selfies, one of which had her with really short bangs. he reposted it and captioned it something like "if you have bangs like these i don't want to hear your opinions" and it became a meme. funny enough she isn't even a
terf anymore, she went full white nationalist. not that she really was a serious radfem, she was a former mra anti-sjw and all she did on radblr was getting into slapfights with everyone until she left the community to become a nazi. iirc she even had a polilez phase.
No. 1124752
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I started drinking this lactose free skim milk and now regular skim milk tastes too milky.
No. 1124754
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Witnessing the members of a discord server I am in troon out one by one
No. 1124793
>>1124692Hair twins! I also have wavy hair with a giant cowlick right along my hairline. Right now my bangs are kind of like curtain bangs, but they're cut to split where my cowlick is and have some shorter pieces between the two main parts of the bang so that I can style them as wispy bangs if I really want to. It's working really well for me.
>>1124711I think it's because when all of the woman-hating gamergate-believing moids trooned out, they just took whatever stereotypes they had of 'feminazis' and transplanted them onto 'TERFs' instead.
No. 1124867
>>1124817i unironically found him attractive on skins when i was in middle school
idk why
No. 1124878
>>1124841Right? I think he just looks more normal than most Hollywood actors. It doesn't mean he's ugly, just that his features aren't that striking. Probably would be the hottest guy at your office kind, no? But after all it's all subjective.
>>1124867He was really good in it. Come to think of it, he's in a lot of stuff I like. I do think he's a good actor.
No. 1124978
>>1124954It honestly depends on the kids themselves. I used to work at a daycare which was honestly just volunteering work because the pay was absolutely shit. The kids were really easy to deal with, there was one kid who would throw tantrums and get really mad but he honestly got along with me so it wasn’t that bad.
But now I’m working at this school with kids around 7 to 8 years old and there are two insufferable kids that makes me want to kill myself. I’m not exactly the person with the most patience in the world, I’m autistic as fuck so I gradually get tired of the noise, but these kids are the worst, one of them will beat you up if he feels like it and the other will throw his pencils and pencil sharpener if you take his drawings away.
So, I think you should check out the group of kids you would be working with first before going for it, if the group is too difficult and you don’t have the patience to deal with it, don’t go for it.
I particularly just tend to scold them when they get on my nerves, or I just go find someone with more power since I’m a newbie. If you tend to lash out just don’t even try.
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>blocks your path
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I tried to use this pic
>>1119461 in faceapp and wtf happened to Jesus-sama
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HMMMMMMM put the pussy in a smarcophagus
No. 1125173
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Whenever I see edgy /b/tards whining about how ~this is an imageboard, we don't moralfag here, it's the imageboard culture~ I immediately know they're pampered, entitled newfags from the mid 2010's. As someone who's been lurking imageboards for close to 20 years young people have no idea how socially conscious anons on 4chan were in the 00's, they were constantly hunting down people abusing people and animals because they wanted to stand up for those that have been wronged. Even if they did drop racist slurs it wasn't out of malice but a certain kind of naivety to the how negative of a connotation something like "nigger" carries. It was all just banter done in good spirits, not the legitimately bigoted hate speech as it is now. Never did I experience the amount of misogyny in 2004 as I do now in the era of violent incel manbabies and sociopathic trannies, both subcultures cultivated by the post-Trump and Gamergate online culture.
No. 1125175
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There is nothing that makes me cringe more than high school class rings. FUCKING WHY?
No. 1125189
>>1125175wtf is a high school ring?
>>1125179I keep seeing people ask why Japanese people are obsessed with high school because of anime, even though live action movies and TV series from the US are equally about high school kids doing stupid shit. So that's a good question.
No. 1125193
>>1125179burger here. i don't know, it's so weird. many are stuck in the past and emphasize its importance despite it being objectively dogshit in terms of actual value because america is behind globally, anyways. so bizarre. i guess they just idealize their development and experiences during it?
>>1125186kek, yes, it's true for many. doesn't help that we have 100000 shows and movies about high school that are actually developed by and for adults. it's so weird.
>>1125189it's a trash ring you can buy commemorating like, the school mascot/logo and the year you graduated or something. shit is so ugly it's unreal. it's not even cheap or anything, either. they should give you the option of something that's like $10-20, not well over $100 and looks like biker gear though. even a knitted scarf or hoodie would be better, christ.
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>>1125175The only ones I’ve seen that are passable is picrel but I see those mostly for colleges which makes a little more sense I guess
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>>1125175that very well could contain mystical powers. we all should know what Chris chan's class ring did to him. we all should know lest history should repeat itself.
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did this site really compare me to hitler
No. 1125556
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phone calls give me so much anxiety
No. 1125589
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>>1125582you can't pressure me, that's totally uncool and unhealthy
>>1125579I'll have to save humanity from hitler-anon
No. 1125729
>>1125679I never downloaded the app on my phone for the security concerns. I still think that maybe something will be traced back to me since I use it on one of my google chrome accounts(not my main one but still) but the itch to read comments and be able to have better access to it got to me kek.
Regarding the appeal: it's just the easier,seconds long format that makes it digestible(even thought this format already fucks up with people's attention span). There have been some good/funny stuff there but not enough to justify me being more than a casual user/lurker. And the only reason I made it in the first place is because for some reason EVERYONE seems to have one. It's akin to Instagram nowadays and people feel the need to overshare their life and stupidity. And I'll be simply there to make fun of them kek
No. 1125777
I got a keratin treatment today and I'm so excited. My hair is so shiny and it reaches my hips! Between this and the revelation from some hairdresser anon in the Katherine McMahon that my level 7 hair is technically blonde, I feel so conventionally attractive ngl.
>>1125679The app shows you more of whatever you spend the longest looking at, nona. If you were getting weird skits with men imitating their moms that's on you. I only get cute cat videos and fashion content.
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>>1125802LMAO anon i just got the joke
No. 1125859
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everyone massively underappreciates b spears despite her having undergone one of the most harrowing and almost always inescapable processes in the american court system and even after years of literal state-condoned abuse and trafficking, she remains extremely sweethearted, hilarious, and iconic
No. 1125880
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I will never get over the fact that Gerard Way has legit beef with deceased president John F. Kennedy
No. 1125892
File: 1649291659557.png (2.23 MB, 616x4688, Gerard x JFK.png)
>>1125888>>1125884Like, he is obsessed, I swear he has written fanfic of himself saving Jackie from JFK loveless marriage.
No. 1125894
File: 1649291990609.png (48.95 KB, 556x1184, Gerard x JFK 2.png)
>>1125892I swear it isn't a coincidence, he WANTS jackie
No. 1125896
>>1125892He is an actual autist wow, thank you for this
nonnie, i am actually so fascinated by this
No. 1125930
File: 1649296855370.gif (865.61 KB, 500x375, 1558325586130.gif)
my last day of class tomorrow, I'll be pulling an all nighter to get shit done, but first, to take a rest and eat candy because my stomach hurts. pray for my retarted ass nonas
No. 1125933
File: 1649297002907.png (836.48 KB, 572x566, mj.png)
bruh
No. 1125965
File: 1649300085402.png (67.86 KB, 380x234, 9875965865376537.PNG)
My narc bio mother texted me out of the blue after not talking to each other for a few years and she thought she texted my sister these messages. I can't stop laughing so I'll post the messages here.
No. 1125968
File: 1649300355217.jpg (233.92 KB, 1080x1173, Screenshot_20220406-215641.jpg)
>POV: your ex who refused to give up loli porn or get a full time job posts this
No. 1125976
File: 1649301802168.jpg (268.38 KB, 1079x1340, FPR11Y2VIAEjsAW.jpg)
I AM FUCKING STARVING
No. 1125992
File: 1649303110275.jpeg (177.9 KB, 1200x1200, beau-biden_500x500_gettyimages…)
Why'd they have to take Beau instead of swiss cheese dick Hunter?
No. 1126016
File: 1649305684822.jpg (70.15 KB, 736x621, 31a35b2f1e24c5ed73a9d99bc7ce71…)
Cherish shitting. It means you're alive and functioning (somewhat). Be nice to your bowels. Eat some oats, drink water, exercise and avoid alcohol.
No. 1126114
File: 1649314922737.jpeg (202.59 KB, 792x1200, 2346D9E2-4DCF-45B2-B744-7BA43C…)
I want to drink while watching a movie but all my friends are busy, is solo drinking automatically degenerate or is it fine once in a while
No. 1126423
File: 1649342351177.jpg (116.21 KB, 800x450, cat.jpg)
Someone tell me not to text this man because he's a literal petty criminal who made me miserable to be around half the time.
I'm feeling weak after seeing him. Vulnerability created by being friendless again.
No. 1126427
File: 1649342522444.jpeg (112.14 KB, 533x533, 9FBEC99D-5F28-439B-982C-0CF033…)
>>1126376God I wish that were me.
No. 1126607
File: 1649350802509.jpeg (109.78 KB, 900x900, 4567b040-b061-47e4-abed-647d29…)
This boomer tier comic actually made me laugh. Fuck why does it look like family guy reaction faces
No. 1126619
File: 1649351349666.gif (6.98 MB, 640x414, patbateman.gif)
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
No. 1126627
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123.49.292.9920.12005
No. 1126749
>>1125965Sounds
toxic! I'm glad you escaped.
>>1126116Do it. bangs grow really fast if you hate them.
No. 1126804
>>1125411>Look at something like Project Chanology protest videos, there are a ton of women and nobody gave a shit.Or look at the board-tan cosplayers.
>>1125419But do you actually use thsoe tutorials?
No. 1126807
File: 1649358748911.jpeg (1.16 MB, 2350x3983, FEA8668D-BFC7-46F7-B008-2CA3B1…)
I hope these nonas know that I think about these posts every day. God bless.
No. 1126827
I wish I could sing. I used to be able to sing pretty well, then I stopped practicing and it sounds really bad now. I think I've gone kind of tone deaf. I sing every single evening just for fun but I just wish I was actually good at it lol. Can't have everything I guess, at least I'm having fun on my own!
>>1126750This is so true. She should accept you as you are, hairy or not. Don't shave nonatella! Just don't, it's not worth your time and all your hard earned money goes to sexist Gillette scrotes.
>>1126807Fucking topkek, this is why I come on this site.
No. 1126834
File: 1649360209628.png (98.44 KB, 250x207, brobroly.png)
I dreamed I was horny shipping Trunks and Broly because of the Princess Trunks video
No. 1126841
File: 1649360555424.jpeg (76.31 KB, 723x408, 1639198354114.jpeg)
>>1126804Samefag but looking for some sources and archives online I found this article, it's kind of interesting but I can't stomach the classic imageboard misogyny anymore.
>'Getting by’ on 4chan: Feminine self-presentation and capital-claiming in antifeminist Web spacehttps://firstmonday.org/ojs/index.php/fm/article/view/10449/10149Related: I fucking hate the word """femanon""", I hate it
so fucking much.
No. 1126884
File: 1649362285683.jpg (93.68 KB, 768x612, pitbull_03032017_0237.jpg)
The only Pitbull that is not a shitbull! #dale
No. 1126889
>>1126881Well, it's not like they can say
nonny or nona (I think) because it gets filtered. They should filter femanon too tbh
>>1126884kek, is he a nice person in real life or what?
No. 1126952
>>1126932Well I have neurogenic bladder it's an in-born thing, normally I have to pee every 30 minutes, but sometimes I have to go to the bathroom like every 5 minutes, especially if it's cold or I just drank something on eat a specific food (like an apple, idk why but I pee like crazy after eating an apple), I was too ashamed to leave him every 5 minutes and I tried to hold it and well, I failed and pissed myself. This thing unironically ruins my life, I can't go to trips, people are really annoyed because of me because who would like to stop the car every 30 minutes because you need to pee? It's a nightmare honestly, I always had problems at school because of that, kids making fun of me etc.
No. 1126968
>>1126165Great idea
nonnie. Thank you!
No. 1126991
>>1126820>>1126822i guess i am insecure but it’s just that the whole time we were together she never saw me covered in body hair so it might be a bit of a shock if she suddenly sees it all. plus i don’t really feel sexy with body hair but since we’ve been long distance during covid i haven’t felt the need to impress anyone in my day to day life so i haven’t shaved.
as for pubic hair it’s not that she has a preference to be completely hairless and she isn’t hairless either but it’s just compulsions that made me remove it all last time despite it making me uncomfortable after.
i have trouble leaving my appearance alone when i do things to it which causes me to obsessively pull hair, squeeze on pores and pimples, bite my nails and also remove cuticle skin. it’s not good i know so that’s why i try to leave my appearance alone as much as possible because once i start i can’t stopanyway this all probably reeks of insecurity which i recognise but most women i know shave/wax for their boyfriends and i hardly see how this is different
No. 1127013
File: 1649370524708.png (9.09 KB, 498x106, offtopic.PNG)
Totally off topic thought after reading this post in the Rachel thread, but it's funny to me when I am reminded that most other late millennials/early zoomer aged people don't have a boomer parent or boomer parents
No. 1127063
File: 1649374940497.gif (990.92 KB, 320x240, 1642736304643.gif)
If by some chance any of the anons here were the women pissing off scrotes on /int/'s replymaxed incel seethe thread, nice work.
No. 1127066
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When the Spider-Man meme comes to life
No. 1127069
File: 1649376068219.jpg (34.33 KB, 612x408, stop mom.jpg)
I can't really understand what makes older parents so bad. My parents were 19/20 when they had me and I always thought if they were older and more experienced in life I would've grown up better. When I got older they felt more like older siblings than parents.
No. 1127082
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it is 01:19am right now. Why am I still lurking? I must leave now. Night nonas.
No. 1127137
>>1127013They’re not technically wrong…
>born in early-90’s>mom was 16>bio-dad was 17 or 18My parents (mom and stepdad) were either older siblings mixed with boomer tendencies when it was convenient; like not allowing me to listen to heavy metal when I was younger because it was ~Satanic~.
No. 1127150
>>1127069nothing at all. it's ideal in comparison to having a child young. people just want to shame and blame women and act like their wombs are unhabitable at like 30. ffs, in other threads anons were posting tweets by men acting like we're barren at 23. the whole egg quantity thing is beyond retarded anyways because by the time we even reach menses most of our eggs are gone but you don't need 20000000000000000000000000 eggs to get pregnant. like, not even close, so when these scientists in the fertility field with a specific goal of scaring women into seeing a fertility dr say things about percentages they're including the fact that we lose eggs while we're fucking 2 months old and shit so the stats look more dramatic, percentage wise. older parents are far more ideal. i'd say nearing 40 is probably the best time.
>>1127127it's individual but generally a better bet is going to be having children when you're older. you don't have as much financial stability at 19 as opposed to 29 (unless your parents come from a wealthy family), you already have developed some portion of your personality at 29 compared to 19, etc etc. my mom was 29 too but she's awesome and has always been super mature and super cool. very financially independent and strong for even 29 (and 29 is still young). so it depends on the type of person but i'd say it's better to have a child after your core personality is developed and after you've actually had time to create real life experience so you know what you want and do not want for your child. it just makes common sense. people are just always trying to force women to believe they can't get pregnant past 30, which is NOT AT ALL TRUE.
No. 1127179
File: 1649385429681.gif (3.15 MB, 640x478, 44DBD03D-7CEC-4B5C-A2CE-9BEE91…)
Boyfriend’s laying in bed next to me watching some YAMATEEE KUDASAI squeak voice scrote anime shit, God why do you make me suffer so
No. 1127275
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I WANT TO GO APESHIT, MAYBE SHIT ALL OVER THE DANCEFLOOR AS I WALK TOWARDS THE BAR
No. 1127292
File: 1649395959387.jpeg (125.83 KB, 1065x1065, 7c4.jpeg)
>>1127275Go for it. Become ungovernable. Be free.
No. 1127376
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QUIT replying to the scrote nonnies. I'm very disappointed in you. The whole point of them coming here if for our attention, the best we can do is not give it to them. I'm only acknowledging it myself to let you know.
No. 1127436
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Dude I love this room I found on ikea, except it's too white and beige and I would not have a TV or a stupid useless coffee table like that one and why does the TV show only one player but there are two players playing the game
No. 1127474
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>>1127457Everytime I see him he reminds me of this thing from Spy Kids, just with smaller 'head'
No. 1127475
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>>1127474aamonsanimations was not playing w his depiction of him, kek
No. 1127498
>>1127491It's so funny when the writers say it's for "better integration and inclusivity" as if any actual moid would read your Kylo Ren x reader smut. Even funnier when it's smut and reader-chan is so obviously female yet her/your genitals are still called a nondescript "hole" and other euphemisms because god forbid some themlet gets
triggered over the words "pussy" and "clit".
No. 1127528
i used to remember 'emo boys' on wattpad where they usually share one account, sometimes not, and make an introduction book about themselves and shit. there's always that two gay dudes that are dating in the friend group and are the most popular because of it. they publish books about their daily lives with the rest of the group commenting in the comment section.
once emo became less trendy it's usually a 'gay asian couple', most often japanese, that began to pop up and publish a journal on their love story, others are more open with smut. i remember an entry from a couple that had sex in the train while the only person, who is a man, began fapping from it.
of course it's in english, mostly perfect while others try to make it less obvious with shitty grammar and spelling.
the most popular was from a dude in hongkong, who is legit since he links his facebook account and i managed to send him a message on his birthday or smth. he, i should call him bam, has other pictures of his family in the philippines too, since he's half. however, his 'ex-lover', was something i thought was imaginary.
the ex also published his own journal about their story in his pov and said that the first night they went on a date. bam raped him, because bam was angry after failing to get dates before and had experienced a terrible break-up, and somehow bam was forgiven when every day afterwards the ex receive his favorite pie or dessert because it's what he told bam on their first date.
they began living together in bam's apartment afterward. the ex was still in college and bam was working.
the last journal entry from the ex was that his family found out he was dating a man and forced him to break up with bam. bam was heartbroken about it and have been mostly absent in wattpad afterwards.
people were devastated. beyond teen girls, bam has other types of fans considering he writes eroticas. usually gay and straight ones.
bam wasn't afraid to use his face as a profile picture. the ex was supposed to use his own as well. but the ex was said to be hiding his sexuality though.
anyways, i feel nostalgic about all of these.
No. 1127728
File: 1649433552081.jpg (21.41 KB, 460x345, v4-460px-Fix-Popsockets-Step-4…)
Popsockets only last about 3ish years.
Source: me who has had a popsocket for 3ish years and the bit that springs out has literal cracks all around it (on the pink part of picrel) and a big hole from where a chunk of that shit fell out.
Mine is so old it's not even the ones where this bit is replacable, only the top over of mine is removable kek. My phone is old as shit though so I don't want to buy a brand new popsocket to only have to switch phones soon (I already bought a really cute one for my future new phone lol)
No. 1127729
File: 1649433638830.gif (797.29 KB, 583x328, 1440477108922.gif)
>I would never get a tattoo related to any pop culture, so many interests are too temporary to get something permanent
>Best friend of 16 years: "hey anon, wanna get matching NGE tattoos since it's kinda been "our" thing since we met?"
>Hot diggity dang tell me when and where and I'll be there
I was born and will die as a hypocrite and I regret nothing
No. 1127737
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I have such a long snout, if I were famous I'd have a containment thread on here, too.
No. 1127744
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>>1127732Honestly we kinda are looking to get some smaller, kinda subtle NGE tattoo too so it will be a "if you know, you'll know. But if you don't know it'll just look like a cool symbol". Sorta like working the SEELE logo into something like this. So it wouldn't stand out or feel quite as much as your typical pop culture reference either, I hope lol
No. 1127747
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>>1127223RTGame. He's not physically attractive by any means, but after watching his streams for so long I actually do have a crush on him and think he's cute because I like his personality on his streams. Inner beauty and whatever.
if we go strictly by physically cute, I think DisguisedToast has been looking good recently kek. Yes I have shit taste, I'm well aware No. 1127765
>>1127751Honestly as much as I want to get something similar, I definitely think this is a very
valid concern. I'm mostly worried about how washed out the flower/s would end up looking in 10 years.
No. 1127784
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I know it's dumb, but it makes me sad to see how harsh and ruthless anons can be on this site for no reason. I'm watching a show about strippers, and it just made me remember when anons got mad at someone who said that she was dancing to pay for her family's medical bills a while back.
I think my cycle is turning me into picrel. I need a fucking nap.
No. 1127794
File: 1649435527171.png (3.23 MB, 1020x1810, healed.png)
>>1127765>>1127771I always see ones similar to the top of picrel, I think it's a huge trend among on ig right now and they look so good but damn I went looking for photos of aged fineline tattoos and these really heal terribly. I saw some other ones of finelines with just black ink and they just look faded and lighter, which I think can look nice (definitely better than picrel).
No. 1127808
>>1127796Enjoy!!!
>>1127803He really is, I love his videos and watch it all the time
No. 1127881
>>1127876farmercaps.tumblr.com
apparently
No. 1127889
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>>1127869nta but this one has 3k+ notes. It's not even that funny.
No. 1127911
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This one now has 10k notes on tumblr. I made it lol
No. 1127913
>>1127911congrats
nonnie, share the tumblr post?
No. 1127932
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>>1127881cool swag dog will always crack me up for no reason
No. 1127985
File: 1649445713532.jpg (133.61 KB, 1079x839, 2022040894885938.jpg)
Sorry for milking the farmercaps post but look at the fucking notes kek.
>HE
>4chan
They're so retarded.
No. 1128024
>>1126619slay
it brings me the ultimate pleasure that a movie so revered amongst bad men is directed by a woman.
No. 1128079
File: 1649451470894.jpg (38.56 KB, 617x617, 2e7175697eab40b392acf06d020020…)
>taking to a guy irl
>he's very online too so we end up talking about internet stuff
>every website we mention (reddit, 4chan, discord, Twitter, tumblr) i tell him i don't use or stopped using years ago
>which is true (except for tumblr which I only use for terf stuff, he wouldn't understand)
>"so anon if you don't use any of those where does your internet culture come from now?"
>"uhhhhhhhhh it's hard to explain haha"
>immediately change subject
No. 1128261
File: 1649464726383.png (30.04 KB, 1376x396, Brain.png)
My mmind be like
No. 1128317
File: 1649471352106.jpg (73.33 KB, 500x669, 1649278578935.jpg)
I'm enraged, homicidal, and want to break shit. Can some nona tell me a dumb story or something funny/dumb that happened, please?
No. 1128333
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nonnies i just took a fat shit and it clogged my toilet and i keep using the plunger and it won’t fully go down. hopefully the bleach concotion in one of those cleaning sprays helps it go down i’m so tired and feel anemic and tired from my period and taking a hot shower earlier ugh
No. 1128335
>>1128317Nonni I will tell you one of my absolute bangers of a social failure for distraction. So be me go over to first long term relationship as an adult’s house. Awkward and autistic but attractive so I’m stealth and people laugh it off.
Don’t want to sleep with them on first night over so what do I do? Talk to them? No. Wait for them to be half way through taking their shoes off and me lying on their bed and hit them with, “It’s not a Netflix and chill kind of night. It’s an abstinence and chill kind of night.” They freeze. Stare at me a solid 30 seconds then without saying anything continued taking their shoes off while I laughed.
No. 1128338
>>1128330Didn't give that a thought. Wasn't intentional so I hope it doesn't haunt you.
>>1128335I love you nona, you sound great. I hyena laughed.
No. 1128382
>>1128352Thanks, I have so many fucking tics and BFRBs it's not funny. Hopefully this one replaces them.
>>1128333Use a sufficiently long but reasonably short stick, to be able to unclog the toilet but also throw it in the trashcan. That's what I usually do. Although you might not have access to that.
No. 1128411
I watched "The Lost Daughter" with Olivia Coleman and was shocked to see just how like me she was. Everything she did, every reaction to every situation, how she shut down any conversation and was fucking awkward when she tried. Building up resentment towards strangers to then act like a cow when she had to interact with them - all me! The film itself was about How she hated being a mother and left her kids for some years and loved ievery minute, which is something I feel I would also do.
Anyway, I finish the film and get onto the reviews, and they're all going on about how she's a strange, selfish, anxious, petty, very dislikeable protagonist. And it's like shiiiit I know i'm not the warmest person but this made me think about whether i'm actually objectively pretty bad.
It's a good film though, I would recommend.
No. 1128419
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>>1128416Nothing better than a comfy day in while it's raining outside. Just sucks when you have to go to work regardless.
No. 1128461
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I got tickets to see my favorite band (epica) later this year. I was telling my physical therapist this because she was making conversation with me and the subject turned to travelling. then I went to put on my jacket (which coincidentally is an epica jacket, it's just the right warmth for this weather) and then she asked "oh yeah, I forgot to ask what band is it you're going to see?" I was just like "uhm.. uhh.. they're just a metal band" Idk why but I always feel kind of embarrassed saying their name to people outloud. I also feel like there's just something really autistic about wearing your merch of your favorite band everywhere. but I feel like not answering her question was kind of rude.
god I sound so fucking autistic
No. 1128490
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>>1128461Wtf we are the same
No. 1128564
Am I right in thinking this is sort of the catch-all thread? Like the thread for your thoughts that aren't angry and you're not really asking naything, you're just…saying? Or is it specifically just for goofy shit?
Anyway, I think I'm lazy. I mean, I do suspect I've got ADHD or autism or some shit, but yesterday I had a 2 hour span before I had to leave again. I intended to shower, eat, and I had the energy in my body and the actual desire to be productive and clean but I was thinking I didn't want to commit to anything time intensive because the weather was beautiful outside and I thought if I started I'd miss the chance to go out. Instead I sat down, watched short youtube vids and had a wank then it was 2 hours and I needed to go. So I went out as a stinky, messy goblin and saw one of my crushes at the train station and avoided him. It's not just about a moid though, I'm kind of mad at myself because I made that conscious choice to self serve in the stupidest way to then feel bad about going in public. I talk a lot about how I have trouble with executive function and have general mental issues, but I'm also just making poor choices that do nothing to help.
I don't know, it's just that I think this is the kind of thing that nobody could tell me in a way I'd be receptive, it was just seeing the results of my choices that made me realise.
No. 1128577
>>1128565I think their both supposed to be
toxic people, an insurable douchebag people
No. 1128608
>>1128604there is no big deal
nonny this place is just autistic
No. 1128610
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CP BUMP
No. 1128635
>>1128631Nonnie, why are you putting words in my mouth? Where did anyone say anything about male/male relationships being better? I don't watch porn. I'm literally
in a male/female relationship. You are out of your mind nona.
No. 1128655
>>1128639do you think women even 50 years ago thought the same way as you, you think two mids being together is hot cause of porn and yaoi
>>1128644>>1128650anal prolapse, various forms of STDs and AIDs all came from men fucking each other in the ass in the 80's, to pretend its not unnatural is delusional, while it may be pleasurable to degenerate scrotes, it is unatural and unsafe for both sexes
No. 1128673
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>>1128663and its a disease bisexual men gave to black hetorsexual women, they rape babies over there cause they think it cures them of their AIDS, not the best example
>>1128665I thought you were the other faggot worshipping anon, even though you claim to like gay sex, gay sexuality in inferior in every aspect to normal sexulity
>>1128668kek
No. 1128686
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Yee haw
No. 1128687
>>1128679I never claimed it wasn't, the current ranking is
lesbian relationships>>>hetorsexual relationships>>>>bisexual relationships(doesn't matter the gender, both are degenerates)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gay male relationships
No. 1128688
File: 1649508153331.jpg (100.64 KB, 887x1024, istockphoto-688851752-1024x102…)
>>1128686What in tarnation??!
No. 1128691
File: 1649508227703.jpg (95.87 KB, 1024x974, istockphoto-1213569052-1024x10…)
I love guns and I love shootin guns
No. 1128697
File: 1649508287118.gif (4.97 MB, 640x360, A2DF4824-3430-4551-8FFB-8D195F…)
I just opened this thread. Why is there so much infighting and sperging about mens butts and gay sex?
No. 1128708
File: 1649508552836.jpg (9.86 KB, 225x225, 4645dbaac0feaca4426f2f1d20a1ee…)
Ya'll gonna rouse the Sherif you keep this ruckus up
No. 1128710
File: 1649508600053.jpg (187.27 KB, 1600x1559, beige-cat-policeman-wearing-bl…)
>>1128708Oh shit it's too late, he's here and he's
dead serious No. 1128712
File: 1649508657448.jpeg (38.73 KB, 552x556, 97C49360-83D6-4592-AE2C-D9C977…)
let’s get back on topic. thank you mads mikkelsen for your contributions to homoerotic cinema and television
No. 1128729
>>1128704true bisexual women aren't the level of degenerates but they are the most annoying women humanely possible
>>112872199% of example of homosexuality in history were always men raping young boys, lesbians literally had to convince gay men to stop advocating for gay men to stop with the pedo pandering during the 60's
No. 1128730
File: 1649508989257.jpg (109.38 KB, 957x1024, istockphoto-896260646-1024x102…)
Who wants to hop on my steed and ride off into the sunset with me?
No. 1128733
File: 1649509119914.jpg (56.83 KB, 1200x1200, Encounter the buffcat big6buff…)
Today's there's a small fair in my town, which is pretty obnoxious and loud. I was walking past a group of people and there was a 40-50 year old elvis impersonator singing some elvis song, except he wasn't dressed as elvis. I stood very close to him, like 2 meters before him. He looked at me and I put my headphones on while looking him in the eyes. Then I walked away.
No. 1128741
File: 1649509296124.jpg (62.17 KB, 800x533, cowboy-cat-15535665.jpg)
I tell you it is not easy bein' this rootin' tootin'
No. 1128744
>>1128730>>1128741faggot hater here, I love your posts nonna and I appreciate them, I didn't want to start this discussion but a bunch of self hating women who worship anything involving gay moids decided to fuck it up
>>1128735funny how you mention Islam, Islamic societies along with ancient china and ancient greece were rife with homosexuality and pedantry, often the societies filled with the most misogyny have homosexual cultures
No. 1128745
File: 1649509413799.jpeg (31.04 KB, 226x223, 4A55164F-1346-4487-A58F-030B51…)
i think we all need to calm down and look at this
No. 1128746
>>1128736See
>>1128663 where anon is blaming black women for aids instead of her poor gay beans.
No. 1128767
File: 1649509832306.jpg (13.76 KB, 436x413, 663.jpg)
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
(Running through my head)
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
(Running through my head)
This is not enough
No. 1128772
>>1128764>>1128757fujos hate women by default, they will of course hate
woc>>1128760no one is saying that straight men good, but you faggot worshippers praise and worship men who are just as awful
>>1128769its simple, those men are faggots
No. 1128779
File: 1649510168534.jpg (55.32 KB, 778x782, 09eee01fdab3388cb1d4de0a05a109…)
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
This is not enough
[Russian:] Я сошла с ума, -ма
This is not enough
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said, she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
No. 1128781
File: 1649510198143.jpeg (62.04 KB, 558x550, C96A2586-A3E1-416B-9605-A55820…)
>>1128776it’s cute just like any relationship
No. 1128788
File: 1649510361320.jpg (82.68 KB, 1152x581, 20220403_082716.jpg)
nonnies…
No. 1128799
File: 1649510617301.jpg (8.21 KB, 217x201, ahhhhhhhh.jpg)
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
No. 1128809
>>1128802See
>>1128772 where anon blames aids on black women.
>>1128805You should go to 4chan, I'm usre your anal fetish would be more accepted there.
No. 1128810
File: 1649511018897.png (395.75 KB, 611x610, 1425236183-screen_shot_2015-03…)
look at these cats, they aren't arguing over stupid topics. why should you?
No. 1128814
File: 1649511104673.jpg (14.97 KB, 480x480, 6A793C221C1266123220701138944_…)
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
This is not enough
This is not enough
All the things she said
All the things she said
No. 1128815
File: 1649511109110.jpeg (59.23 KB, 466x658, 46897995-4B59-4589-8CEF-F40244…)
i wish yaoi was real
No. 1128820
File: 1649511295239.jpeg (27.01 KB, 361x373, 39145ACD-9CAE-4AE9-AB02-644828…)
>>1128817yes unfortunately it isn’t possible for men to kiss in real life.. sad
No. 1128828
File: 1649511441455.jpeg (58.57 KB, 622x790, 480C33B5-6A32-424C-AF77-4AC56F…)
No. 1128833
File: 1649511513055.jpeg (338 KB, 828x710, E84AF3C8-230A-45BE-B6AF-AE9051…)
No. 1128834
File: 1649511513495.jpg (695.63 KB, 2048x2000, 286aa58f95047351c93d50b9adc978…)
nonnie…stop
No. 1128835
File: 1649511515035.jpeg (56.23 KB, 739x415, D7FE85A8-7A03-4B88-93D3-8AAC45…)
if these two don’t make out before the show ends i’m killing everyone and then myself
No. 1128843
File: 1649511726728.jpg (209.54 KB, 1280x1280, D1uCheFW0AQxYpX.jpg)
>>1128835Even my grandma loved the first season so much that she wanted to watch more (too bad it was during the time when S2 didn't come out). I can't wait to one day be able to travel to meet her again and show her more of the show. Maybe I could somehow remotely control their TV… If only. Maybe I will figure it out sometime throughout the weekend / next week.
i recommend watching 'why women kill', its a nice short tv show you might enjoy!
No. 1128851
File: 1649512084828.jpeg (71.02 KB, 480x360, 97D1A16D-636D-433F-9AA7-498BB9…)
kawaii sugoi yaoi
No. 1128874
File: 1649513012466.jpeg (15.67 KB, 275x270, 2242D7D5-D919-46E5-84A1-EB5A8D…)
i’ve come to the realisation that i may be whatever the female equivalent to a twink is. anons help me
No. 1128884
File: 1649513442396.jpeg (48.99 KB, 481x637, 7C417868-2000-42DB-9D0E-F9E474…)
>>1128880real yaoi men look like this
No. 1128888
File: 1649513599321.gif (7.58 KB, 96x96, 272505ing4q6ygsa.gif)
Ladies please it's been two hours this was supposed to be about picnics
No. 1128894
File: 1649513763611.jpg (77.17 KB, 922x2048, E7PmlXhWQAQKVaf.jpg)
>>1128859this is him, james burke
No. 1128895
File: 1649513801278.jpeg (184.08 KB, 700x994, 625CE741-7E9C-40D1-8A89-1F7127…)
shut up about fags and look at this
No. 1128898
>>1128797You’re not wrong I brought it up in the relationship advice thread once but I knew a black couple and the man gave the women hiv. She found from his note he left after blowing his brains out in her bedroom. He was fucking dudes and trannies on backpage. The stigma is there for a reason.
Fixed my typos for ease of reading.
No. 1128903
File: 1649513941075.gif (69.91 KB, 250x291, g6Crhsv.gif)
>>1128895One lump or two?
No. 1128907
File: 1649514041363.gif (48.91 KB, 400x250, giphy_s.gif)
>>1128895Did someone say fags?
No. 1128911
File: 1649514165046.jpg (13.58 KB, 400x347, a49Emn9r_700w_0.jpg)
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
This is not enough
This is not enough
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
No. 1128913
File: 1649514208215.jpeg (74.35 KB, 605x692, 49A6F418-9F61-4E93-8F74-EDFFC8…)
No. 1128919
File: 1649514469320.gif (1.52 MB, 220x381, cat-high.gif)
>>1128914>>1128912>>1128908Nonnies don't respond to such obvious bait
No. 1128921
File: 1649514564792.jpeg (33.45 KB, 557x550, 1B503178-4534-4E59-8D83-BEDAC7…)
>>1128916location: under these bitches skins
No. 1128922
File: 1649514603160.jpg (54.89 KB, 1200x1200, 12947-bbk-sportiva-donna-skech…)
my sketchers are so fucking comfy and I love wearing them with not-quite-casual-enough-for-sketchers outfits, I own vans and normal adidas tennis shoes but they just don't compare. the fashion industry wants you to sacrifice comfyness for their stupid made up trends, do not fall for it
No. 1128923
File: 1649514606868.jpg (236.69 KB, 1050x582, 1638681122769.jpg)
What is the fecal matter with all of you???
No. 1128925
File: 1649514754649.jpg (122.9 KB, 680x647, 41f5a5589bbcda2bdca751607870af…)
wow, is this real
No. 1128929
File: 1649514827599.jpeg (59.45 KB, 725x645, 6CAA30BA-391E-48CE-84D2-983824…)
The one thing i wish were real is emos
No. 1128933
File: 1649515012440.jpeg (59.16 KB, 720x687, D4526845-D790-4071-A5B5-136905…)
>>1128931i made u a cookie but i eated it
No. 1128935
File: 1649515046847.jpg (52.54 KB, 582x588, catfromdeadpool2.jpg)
>>1128916Thank you
nonnie, I am just too tired of people baiting each other onto fighting
No. 1128936
>>1128935Don't you take credit for my cowboys, you posted
one kitty
No. 1128938
File: 1649515542838.jpg (34.18 KB, 400x534, 4a4ec9169ca659132deb30a1c1a6f5…)
>>1128936Yes, I did, sorry tatu-chan. have a good day. I thought the cowboy-tatu anon replied by now.
No. 1128939
File: 1649515644715.jpg (33.3 KB, 375x591, go_back.jpg)
>>1128933>>1128929This was the peak of human culture and aesthetic
No. 1128940
File: 1649515687453.jpg (69.58 KB, 569x712, original (2).jpg)
>>1128938I didn't reply because I'm a mysterious vigilante who doesn't do it for the accolades, always in the shadows, waiting.
No. 1129003
File: 1649521404296.gif (3.23 MB, 498x278, banana-cat.gif)
I have sexual trauma and haven't touched another human being in yeeears, I suspect I might never be able to. But within 2 or 3 posts on here I can always depend on someone to imply that I'm a man stealing whore or some similar type of shit lol
No. 1129019
File: 1649522089762.png (338.81 KB, 500x374, 1646031514846.png)
No. 1129183
File: 1649529035760.jpg (112.44 KB, 1000x1000, 61kpQgday2L._SL1000_.jpg)
Edgewax is actually super uncomfortable on the skin. I think I'm gonna stop using it.
No. 1129228
File: 1649532049291.png (11.47 KB, 394x130, screenshot.PNG)
How many levels of self-hatred do you have to be on to say this?
No. 1129244
File: 1649532880462.jpg (59.81 KB, 350x498, jesus-christ.jpg)
>>1129235Literally me
Jesus is the only man for me, the OG feminist king
No. 1129250
>>1129228I had quite an easy period this month. Tmi but my sex drive peaks during my period every month (not at ovulation?) so during an easy month it's kinda worth it just to have a few good vibe sessions. It's not all suffering all the time for every woman
Sorry for period bragging
No. 1129329
>>1129289Wrath > Lust > Pride > Gluttony >Sloth >Greed >Envy
I'm all about that hatefucking
No. 1129340
>>1129289Lust>greed>pride>sloth/wrath
ooh love this idea
nonny, very cool to read everyones.
No. 1129362
>>1129289Pride > Wrath > Greed > Envy > Sloth > Gluttony > Lust
Almost the exact other way round for me lol
No. 1129366
File: 1649537715595.jpeg (169.8 KB, 1170x984, 5FC8FF9B-4F4F-4DC1-8606-33CA65…)
>>1128701Shut up stop saying cp just say spam you think you’re doing gods work but you still advertise it happens in your immortalized texts and it’s
triggering No. 1129369
>>1129366Nta but what?
Seeing that shit is
triggering, it's good to be warned.
No. 1129381
>>1129289from best to worst?
lust > gluttony > envy > wrath > greed > sloth > pride
I used to think Dante was a coomer scrote for deeming lust the least serious sin but now that I reflect on it I think I actually agree lol
No. 1129388
>>1129380>>1129374Report no matter what but stop advertising there’s CHILD PORN here that’s my fucking point no one needs to know what the fuck the shit is wether it’s gore or CP just be vague it’s not anyone that posts anything but that so why give them the attention and
advertisment it’s good to have a warning but you don’t have to be so blatant about it
No. 1129407
>>1129403Fuck off im probably older than you
>>1129404Exactly
>>1129402i don’t want it to be known it’s a common occurrence that shit is posted here. There’s absolutely nothing contradictory about it!
No. 1129413
>>1129400what room are you sitting in with
lots of anons that you all agree on a thing after plenty of other anons disagree. also that may have worked for years while the mods still did their jobs, now the threads can stay for hours sometimes. but i don't want to fight, whatever i'll post what you suggested. this isn't my fucking job ffs. and it goes without saying that i always report.
No. 1129420
>>1129418Samefag but I was up for 2 hours extra to try to warn fellow nonas about the CP. I don't do it to
trigger you but I don't want nonnies to think that it was taken down when it's still up and get
triggered.
No. 1129430
File: 1649540241497.png (1.26 MB, 747x755, 23256721675321.png)
please… i just want to know where i can get the cute skeleton rhinestone hoodie….. every website i am directed to looks shady af or the actual pictures of the knockoff look like shit….
No. 1129433
>>1129413Nta. No one said they’re currently sitting in a room with anons. It’s been posted before multiple times that it makes anons uncomfortable. No one asked at all for you to be caretaker. It’s definitely not your job so don’t worry about it. If you must then say something without saying what it actually is. That shit gets gone so quick. You say you report but do you type in what it is? That makes it move quicker that just clicking report, do that. That can be your job.
>>1129418>>1129420Literally not necessary. This minority is louder(as usual) and wants to know. The majority doesn’t. You shouldn’t be here if you can’t report and scroll past a raid. Granted the warnings are appreciated and no one wants to see it but it’s not okay to have the shit floating in 6 different threads. Make a fucking code word or something idfk
>>1129422Not most of the time.
Does anyone have that raid stop scrolling Elsie pic just use that stop typing the letters
No. 1129438
>>1129429kek
nonnie, you're the onle spazzing about
CHILD PORN. i purposefully ignored your post and responded to the more calm poster who agreed with
you and i gave in, in the end, so what more do you want? god you're pathetic
>>1129433and now both of you are obnoxious with your condescending attitudes. no, that can not be my job, as i do have one already, thanks for the offer. but yeah i do always type what it is and it still isn't gone fast enough
No. 1129439
>>1129433Nona I know how to report and I do type in what it is. I'm trying to be sweet with you but it sounds like YOU have a problem with seeing those letters. Get off the site if you get
triggered by seeing letters.
You can always scroll past too Nona. But I'm not going to cater to you.
No. 1129442
>>1129439No I’m
triggered by a site I care about being overrun by other the pos that post it and the anons that advertise it. Idk how much clearer I can be. The letters don’t
trigger me you retards do
No. 1129502
File: 1649545216666.jpeg (33.39 KB, 231x275, 6D6A9769-EA4F-43F5-B1A2-99B1B1…)
>>1129289
>Sloth>Pride>Lust>Wrath>Gluttony>Envy>GreedCan’t imagine being horny enough to put Lust on the top
No. 1129504
File: 1649545407367.jpg (137.09 KB, 1080x1350, E8PQ_7bWYAEyprZ.jpg)
>>1128875The plot and lore aren't really that important or as complex as it may seem. The most important thing about Eva are the characters and their flaws as people.
>>1128878This is more or less what happened to my cousin who is way too friendly and sweet to everyone.
>>1128987With enough correct information, it's possible to predict most things.
>>1129250Same. The menstrual cycle is different for every woman and that's no exception.
No. 1129526
File: 1649547387790.jpg (6.25 KB, 202x203, i hate you _ markhyuck.jpg)
>>1129510Sorry anon, I only have ps4, but you pc anons should organise that.
>>1129503 I just mean like the movie night.
No. 1129544
File: 1649548843984.jpg (39.21 KB, 334x1000, 01122939.jpg)
>>1129532Why do they not use flex seal?
No. 1129568
File: 1649552024556.png (75.07 KB, 147x357, laika spotted.png)
>>1129564null_backdoorho
looking at the expressions in some of her comics, this is definitely the same person.
No. 1129598
File: 1649555166049.jpg (44.63 KB, 594x595, ea9.jpg)
sometimes i go out of my way to listen to weezer (and enjoy it)
No. 1129617
File: 1649557490889.jpg (21.19 KB, 229x106, C597A02C-4B0F-455A-A4EC-7F65D8…)
My sister's boyfriend is so annoying he needs me to help him download a ps2 emulator as if he can't just do it himself. He also wanted to borrow my switch but won't even let me borrow a pokemon game of his. Feel like not helping him with the emulator business, I don't understand how he's too lazy to do it by himself. If you can calculate the next rise of crypto using Fibonacci sequences, as he says he does, then you can download an emulator.
No. 1129623
File: 1649558232724.jpg (37.85 KB, 563x493, 4e3f7cef691eb6adda2ced46bbc881…)
>>1129617I have a serious beef with people like that. My sister-in-law can't even order shit from Amazon by herself, she always asks me to do it for her. Once she even called me from work asking me to help her use a discount ticket from an online store. I've taught her so many times but she refuses to learn. Sigh.
No. 1129636
File: 1649558788578.jpeg (91.99 KB, 720x720, B16791AB-C968-4068-B1B3-03B82E…)
extremely traumatizing content on the front page and /pt/
No. 1129637
File: 1649558822732.jpeg (84.81 KB, 749x752, A5926483-2FA2-4787-9EA6-6C6D7E…)
No. 1129638
File: 1649558937176.jpg (7.67 KB, 200x205, b97.jpg)
nikocado avocado made a guest appearance on the front page
No. 1129644
File: 1649559482173.jpeg (75.75 KB, 750x780, 0465BAFB-0241-4512-B911-287E4A…)
>>1129638group therapy for having witnessed that when?
No. 1129695
File: 1649563089996.jpg (88.43 KB, 849x548, 7a4dea3291f1c3e8f5f22b0e504fa4…)
i sometimes visit r/waifuism and count the characters I know and have either watch, read, or play their source material. the weirdest is finding someone falling for coco from foster's home for imaginary friends.
No. 1129706
File: 1649563849244.png (181.05 KB, 390x374, efd3f549a53694333bfb1ca1feb9b8…)
>>1129695Not to kinkshame, however they GOT to be kidding.
No. 1129714
>>1129695Coco's concept/design is actually genius
>palm tree>airplane>tropical bird>unintelligible language>cartoony/roadrunner legsLike it makes perfect sense for her to be imagined by some kid on an island. Ignoring waifu shit thanks
No. 1129716
>>1129695lmao, I
thiiink I've seen this particular waifufag before. Maybe on that site for making online waifu shrines?
>>1129706Hey, if someone here can fall for a talking car, being in love with the best character in that Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends doesn't sound that weird
No. 1129720
>>1129706>>1129708>>1129714>>1129716the only time i've seen them active on r/waifuism was when someone asked the kind of gift the 'waifuists' would want to receive from their waifu. and the coco dude just answer whatever coco has in her eggs.
i regret not vising their account but i was disturbed and confused why anyone would be attracted to coco.
No. 1129724
>>1129600agree
>>1129615kek. blue album really is a classic, currently listening to pinkerton on repeat a bunch lately
No. 1129787
File: 1649569595327.png (39.4 KB, 711x188, Untitled52_20220410024548.png)
No. 1129880
>>1129388Right, so if someone says "Careful scrolling" and nothing else, we should just play Russian roulette on exactly what it is and whether to listen? Because some of us can handle scat and ignore it, or maybe gore, but not CP. If we don't know and just stop using the board itself because it might be CP, that leaves a much smaller amount of anons who will be willing to bump threads to push the thread away in the first place. We know jannies aren't on 24/7, so I think you can imagine why that might cause problems
It just seems like you're splitting hairs with this "Don't say CP" shit
No. 1129914
File: 1649581757076.jpg (70.27 KB, 1024x683, stock-photo-selective-focus-ha…)
>wake up, scroll through /ot/
>see post continuing the cp arguement from yesterday
>see response to my last post, made by the seething frothing anon, calling me pathetic right after i called her that
>anon that has to have the last word can't even make it funny or clever, just repeats what i said back to me
No. 1129931
File: 1649582617265.jpeg (102.23 KB, 747x566, 9663D623-E8C4-4B8C-8BD3-85B2CF…)
>>1129926Thank god this meme exists. The funniest thing is when they start criticising each other for not having clever responses, as it implies they actually feel proud of themselves for being “good at infighting”. They’re like that unemployed, shut-in tranny from the mtf thread who takes pride in “ratioing” people. This image is the closest they will ever get to touching grass.
No. 1129936
File: 1649582781191.jpg (186.04 KB, 800x642, Edwards's Dodo by Roelant Save…)
Just learned the name "dodo" comes from a corruption of a Dutch word meaning "fat ass."
No. 1129941
>>1129936So glad to know this
nonnie, bless. TIL
No. 1129985
File: 1649588404028.jpg (53.56 KB, 590x544, Dw-TILvV4AEWv3Z.jpg)
My siblings and I surprised our mom with a luxury spa overnight visit for the entire family for her birthday, and I thought I was going to be well-rested and ready for the coming week when I came back home.
Nope, I'm completely pooped and I forgot my only phone charger at the spa.
No. 1130122
File: 1649601880017.png (66.52 KB, 257x219, 1624618129568.png)
LMAOOOOO my friend's ex boyfriend from 7 years ago recently trooned out and decided to contact her just to inform her that it now magically means she's bisexual, because he was actually a woman on the inside when they dated
She quickly shut him down with a "lol no"
No. 1130186
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I went to the dispensary this morning. Some underaged girl asks me to buy her weed. I laugh and say no. I go in to get myself some. When I exit, I tell the security guard that minors are trying to buy weed.
I hope he used his power.
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I'm late but I finally got one of these things. Life….changing
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Wish my pussy looked like this ngl
No. 1130233
>>1130225I do remember reading about some rapist trap
"condom" for women that hurt the rapist's penis, but allegedly this only made rapists get more aggresive and hit the woman they were raping.
No. 1130238
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I don't get it that's actually a good thing?
No. 1130262
>>1130238I only got diagnosed at like 30 but I've always kept my tard shit behind closed doors even before I knew what it was. Always had a home life that I wouldn't want people to know about at work. Childish hobbies and collections and general obsessiveness that only bfs fully got to witness. I don't feel all that burdened by keeping it in a private compartment, as long as I still have it to go home to. I want to function in the world too. Maybe that's seen as a self hating statement to some? I see it as a version of the usual work/home balance that people have to work out. You're not always entirely yourself in public or around certain people.
The eye contact thing though.. lately I'm paranoid that I'm overdoing it. I can't tell lol
No. 1130296
>>1130274Tbh it didn't make a bit of difference really, it was confirmation and thats it.
>>1130275It worries me with scrotes more than anything. That they might read into it too much when I'm overdoing it.
No. 1130334
>>1130296Same worry here about looking scrotes in the eyes anon, I'm also an adult with autism that have blended in pretty well - but looking others in the eyes is really uncomfortable for me still, even if I know it would benefit me a great deal if I learned to do it.
>>1130275> but in my opinion it's a good thing to overdo eye contact because it shows some dominanceHere's the thing though - you need to be confident when you do it too. If you are visibly uncomfortable or nervous while overdoing the eye contact thing you might just come off as a weirdo.
No. 1130361
>>1130348futa… or fupa?
no idea what futa is so i googled it and its either 'Federal Unemployment Tax Act' or a japanese hermaphrodite
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god bless
No. 1130366
>>1129875yeah, the chorus from no other one is great. its so catchy, its unreal
>>1130348>3doh..