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No. 1481862

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

No. 1481865

please spoil this please, we don't wanna harm the non-shayfags with the shayrolls

No. 1481866

IM SO MAD i SHAYMADE A THREAD THAT HAD A REALLY CUTE SHAYPICTURE AND THEN THE MODS SHAYLETED IT AND I GOT A 11 HOUR BAN, PICTURE GONE FOREVER(SHAYBANNED)

No. 1481867

File: 1674694313871.png (Spoiler Image, 1.5 MB, 908x1103, 1674676421820.png)

She looks hot here. There, I said it. (Repost for spoiler)

No. 1481868

File: 1674694423721.png (611.4 KB, 720x537, 1537449942580.png)

Fupa saga was my favorite hands down

No. 1481871

File: 1674694531747.png (420.42 KB, 1558x696, Screen Shot 2023-01-25 at 4.55…)


No. 1481874

So this is what the shaytorium is.. I'm glad to finally have an answer.

No. 1481875

>>1481867
Did you draw this lingerie set on her sis? Seek help (she's hot though)

No. 1481876

>>1481867
I just don't get it nonnies. She is aware of her weight as evidenced by all the fishing for compliments she does. However, she still dresses for the body she used to have. As someone who was thin as a teen and ballooned up like Shayna, going shopping for pants absolutely killed my self esteem going from a size 4 to a size 12, but seeing my fat ass try to squeeze into my old clothing was even more depressing than that. Why doesn't she lean into this bbw era, when all she does is complain about being fat. I'm going to go against the grain and say she will never go as far as becoming a feeder; she can admit she's fat, but she frames it as something that is entirely out of her control. I wonder if she's honestly so retarded that she doesn't realize that once you stop growing, you have to actively maintain your figure- that metabolism slows way down with age, inactivity and alcohol.

No. 1481877

>>1481876
This is nothing that hasn't been said literally hundreds of times over ITT dare I say, seethe

No. 1481880

>>1481877
What is Shaynatorium but an autistic circle jerk though? I mean come on, really.

No. 1481882

>>1481880
Shorry I'll get with the program Shaynon

No. 1481884

File: 1674695141572.jpg (35.83 KB, 217x234, FaceApp_1674695239687.jpg)

Hey ladies anyone gotta light?

No. 1481886

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No. 1481887

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No. 1481888

>>1481866
11 hour shayban by the shaymods

No. 1481889

>>1481862
Why are you retards so obsessed with this woman? (Love to all of you retards)

No. 1481890

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No. 1481891

>>1481884
Why does this look like every Chaldean cashier at the corner store ever?

No. 1481892

>>1481884
he is fine

No. 1481893

>>1481862
We finally got our shaynatorium. I think this is shaytacular news for us. Merry late Christmas nonitas!

No. 1481895

The shaysanity of shaytards is so endearing

No. 1481896

File: 1674695509102.gif (8.9 MB, 942x567, 1667712544394.gif)

>the Shaynatorium when the other mods catch wind of it

No. 1481898

File: 1674695538292.png (163.14 KB, 648x672, 1669081370529.png)

Does this count as Shayna related material?

No. 1481900

File: 1674695667944.jpeg (1.22 MB, 1242x1720, 1561513671377.jpeg)

>>1481867
>tfw this is the same person

No. 1481901

>>1481898
I thought this containment form was for funny edits. I've seen this same picture of this god forsaken woman (man?) so many times that I will have nightmares about Velma

No. 1481904

File: 1674695867355.jpg (313.71 KB, 813x580, 1665184409907.jpg)

>>1481901
Idk I think any media from the Shayuniverse kinda counts, especially semi-infamous memes like that bug eyed tranny Velma

No. 1481907

File: 1674696089798.jpg (30.47 KB, 171x237, FaceApp_1674696055208.jpg)

>>1481892
Thanks wanna go out for white claws? Don't mind my brother shayden

No. 1481908

File: 1674696177730.jpg (53.87 KB, 254x275, FaceApp_1674696146721.jpg)

>>1481907
>Shayden approaches
This is a ever expanding Shaymen interactive story. Your choices matter.

No. 1481909

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No. 1481913

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No. 1481914

File: 1674696499379.jpg (159.26 KB, 828x1518, 1664549200695.jpg)

do you remember when?
we used to sing
shay-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-la tee da~

No. 1481915

>>1481884
he looks like vinnie from jersey shore. they have gym. tan. laundry. what does shayna have?

No. 1481918

>>1481915
pink wine, womack, and ass boils

No. 1481919


No. 1481921

>>1481920
I'm sorry, I posted it unspoiled at first but then I wanted to be extra polite fsr.

No. 1481923

File: 1674696952893.png (919.62 KB, 752x757, Shayhogs.png)

>>1481867
>>1481875
nonnie you dummy. i made this specifically so it could be posted unspoiled. and to answer this question >>1752219 no i just drew it on and then used the emboss filter and it made it look funky. then i adjusted colour.

you are forgiven >>1481921 this is time of celebration

No. 1481925

>>1481918
>>1481918
pink wine Womack give ‘em whiplash

No. 1481926

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why does everyone hate this photo of shayna and shayne.

No. 1481928

Do any other nonnies have to do a monthly mass delete of shayna pictures/screengrabs off your phone and desktop? its like post nut clarity and makes me feel disgusting.

No. 1481930

File: 1674697099148.jpg (169.32 KB, 719x1280, gnarred_out.jpg)

>>1481923
Now I see, cool edit, punish this bbygirl

No. 1481931

File: 1674697150487.jpeg (56.79 KB, 229x340, 1658370801978.jpeg)

Cum for breakfast. Does anyone have that gif of her eating a discharge glob? Kek

No. 1481939

>>1481928
I have so many buried in my gallery and I keep meaning to delete them…but I never do

No. 1481946

File: 1674697759372.jpg (107.35 KB, 639x517, troll-y_mattel.jpg)

My autistic contribution

No. 1481947

>>1481931
This is the single worst image I've ever seen in a Shay thread. Her tongue haunts my nightmares.

No. 1481948

>>1481928
Kek yes I found a bunch of Womack screen grabs and edits of shaymu on google photos. Made me feel creepy and weird because if anyone found my phone and looked they wouldn’t know why I have ugly rednecks on my photo

No. 1481949

>>1481867
Hot? Are you blind Shayna is the ugliest cow on here

No. 1481955

File: 1674698202817.gif (412.83 KB, 625x656, Ol Crazy Eyes.gif)

>>1481898
Seriously this chick's eyes freak me the fuck out. Tried to outline them to show insane they appear.

No. 1481962

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>>1481948
the moment i jump scared myself when this freak popped up my phone i knew i was too deep in the shayverse.

No. 1481963

File: 1674698520064.png (2.66 MB, 978x3421, What happened Shayna.png)

>>1481921
your punishment is seeing this photo.

No. 1481964

>>1481948
please dump them here kek i’m so curious to see which pieces of Shistory nonnies find save-worthy

No. 1481965

>>1481949
I'm just referring to those specific photos, undeniably hot. She should hire nonnie as her stylist.

No. 1481966

File: 1674698730268.jpeg (59.49 KB, 275x221, 4B8CB078-4C7A-40E1-B402-1441F4…)

Shaynatorium (Welcome Home)
- Retardica

Welcome to where time stands still
No one leaves and no one will
Moon is full, never seems to change
Just labelled mentally deranged
Dream the same thing every night
I see our freedom in my sight
No locked doors, no windows barred
No things to make my brain seem scarred
Sleep my friend, and you will see
The dream is my reality
They keep me locked up in this cage
Can't they see it's why my brain says rage?

Shaynatorium
Leave me be
Shaynatorium
Just leave me alone

Build my fear of what's out there
Cannot breathe the open air
Whisper things into my brain
Assuring me that I'm insane
They think our heads are in their hands
But violent use brings violent plans
Keep him tied, it makes him well
He's getting better, can't you tell?
No more can they keep us in
Listen, damn it, we will win
They see it right, they see it well
But they think this saves us from our hell

Shaynatorium
Leave me be
Shaynatorium
Just leave me alone
Shaynatorium
(Just leave me alone)

Fear of living on
Natives getting restless now
Mutiny in the air
Got some death to do
Mirror stares back hard
Kill, it's such a friendly word
Seems the only way
For reaching out again

No. 1481968

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No. 1481969

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the perfect place to post my pretty shayna OC, shayleigh

No. 1481970

I was gonna move back in with my parents but then I got high

I was gonna go on a diet but then I got high

I'm still fupa's mid life crisis and I know why

Because I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high


I was gonna clean my house but then I got high

I was gonna walk my dog but then I got high

Now I'm fat and washed up at 23 and I know why

Because I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

I was gonna use a chap stick but then I got high

I was gonna take a shower but then I got high

Now I'm selling unintentional scat porn and I know why

Because I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

No. 1481972

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>>1481970
Thread 76

No. 1481974

You anons are fucking hilarious.
I can now see why previous threads were locked and hosed down with a flame thrower

No. 1481975

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Wasn't sure if this was main thread worthy so it goes here

No. 1481976

No fucking way, we have a shaynatorium fr???? Praise be to cerbadmin

No. 1481980

>>1481866
I Shaylute you, brave fallen soldier

No. 1481981

File: 1674699340262.jpg (79.12 KB, 640x431, fave.jpg)

What's your favourite Shat cosplay? Mine is Snow White.

No. 1481983

Hi shayheads, apologies that I didn’t make it clear in our shaynatorium response but our idea was to put the shaynatorium on auto-sage to avoid malice from other anons. I have just autosaged it. Please link the shaynatorium in all future Shayna OP’s so those who would like to be admitted to the Shaynatorium may check in, and those who hate shayheads with a passion may never see this thread. Happy shayposting.

No. 1481985

File: 1674699741819.gif (7.64 MB, 902x500, 1674681432654.gif)

>>1481983
thanks for shayllowing shayheads a place to shatpost cerbmin

No. 1481990

>>1481983
autoshayged it

No. 1481995

File: 1674699958894.jpg (9.94 KB, 226x223, images.jpg)

s to the h
to the a-y-n-a
girl you shayna

No. 1481998

File: 1674700084470.gif (1.9 MB, 2736x1544, 1606004155377.gif)

let the good times roll

No. 1482000

>>1481867
Its the flattering bikini anon added kek. Sonehow she actually does look decent compared to the ones she posted. Almost like she could be average passable (with filters and editing) if she just wore flattering lingerie and clothes. Her fully naked body itself and the cheap shit she squeezes in are repulsive.

No. 1482001

>>1481990
oldfags type "shay" in the email field

No. 1482003

After seeing the shaytorium, idk why it wasn't allowed before. I shaypport the shayna-fags.

No. 1482005

>>1481926
Just add a shitbull and you’re golden

No. 1482006

I am so FUCKING excited to read this in the morning. I love you shayheads may we live on this funny farm together forever.

No. 1482007

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No. 1482008

>>1482000
the bikini isnt flattering. we're just suffer PTSD from seeing shaynas boil filled pussy and wonky tits that she appears more attractive to us when those bits are covered up. kek.

No. 1482009

This is perfect, I am so happy for you shayfags, it's a shaylabration!

No. 1482011

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Shaynatorium Rising

No. 1482015

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Shay + The Dad

No. 1482016

long live the shaynatorium

No. 1482017

File: 1674701065606.jpg (182.62 KB, 933x708, 1633642380222.jpg)

Shay + the mom

No. 1482018

File: 1674701080632.jpeg (143.93 KB, 1046x930, shaynasbillsarepaid.jpeg)

Shayna Slatton is my favourite shaymeme.

No. 1482019

The failed shaynatorium, for anynonny curious >>>/ot/1469553

No. 1482020

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No. 1482021

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>>1482015
he looks like a fat tim blake nelson

No. 1482022

File: 1674701408891.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 1.4 MB, 828x1394, C3AAFB13-7AFA-4CB8-AF08-BF3805…)

WARNING!!!!!! Don't unspoiler this pic until you've looked at this one first >>1481898

No. 1482023

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No. 1482024

For a Shaynartist, making it to threadpic is a noteworthy achievement. Making it to the Shaynatorium, however, that is the highest honor

No. 1482025

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I hope you retards like my autistic edit of the Shaysnatch, it got me perma banned on Crystal Cafe

No. 1482026

File: 1674701621074.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 1.52 MB, 1536x2048, 877F2A63-2266-4641-8148-F01AE0…)

>>1482025
Demonic Shaysnatch

No. 1482027

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No. 1482028

File: 1674701929942.png (Spoiler Image, 143.1 KB, 464x300, shane was here.png)

for all the shayters saying shane didnt have penis-in-vagina sex with shayne. SEE ATTACHED PICREL. her pussy looks way different than usual, it looks all gummy, irritated and used. she definitely let shane rawdog her. if she let hairy shoulders guy do it why the fuck wouldnt she let shane do it?

No. 1482030

File: 1674702071344.png (117.83 KB, 275x260, 1505364933815.png)

let's compete for best cap of shays sexface

No. 1482032

>>1482028
It's so gross that straight women let men put their penises into them. I feel so badly about their brainwashing

No. 1482033

File: 1674702156808.png (Spoiler Image, 551.04 KB, 1080x720, DF84E75D-5780-402B-AA67-29F7F5…)

My favorite edit is the fat bitch project

No. 1482034

>>1482022
you cannot convince me this isnt a dude. like shane is literally KNOWN FOR FUCKING TRANNYS. Look at Velmatt's adams apple, hairy legs, and man hands.

No. 1482036

>>1482032
i cant tell if youre being factitious but people in main thread are convinced shanes dick dont work and he just sat on her back the whole time like a horse

No. 1482038

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No. 1482039

>>1482028
Stfu scrote, her pussy has always been kinda weird but it doesn’t look different after PIV sex because sex doesn’t change a vulva unless it’s an STD

No. 1482041

>>1482040
I have no idea what the fuck you’re on about, but you are indeed a scrote if you think alluding to being a virgin is some sort of gotcha. I had sex multiple times a day every day with a former ex and my vulva looked the exact same from the outside. Sorry for whatever scrote you have around you who is informing you of your shit opinions but it’s definitely not true.

No. 1482043

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No. 1482045

>>1482041
She got you to self report on how tiny your ex's dick was.

No. 1482047

does anyone have the amazing mayochup mermaid art some shaynon made handy? I regret not saving it

No. 1482049

I just wanna thank the anon who first called her Shaynus I feel like you kicked off this inshaynity. Thank you.

No. 1482054

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No. 1482056

>>1482015
Isn't that her actual biological dad? I remember that being deleted from the main thread because posting family members isn't allowed.

No. 1482060

>>1482045
Nah babes it’s called making a man eat you out to completion before letting his dick near you. Sorry for your dry tight vaginas lmao get help.

No. 1482062

File: 1674704891384.jpg (41.33 KB, 1280x720, preview.jpg)

reposting, but this gif has single handedly ruined monster inc for me, now anytime I see anything related to Monster inc(especially with that big blue monster) i can't help but laugh. Sad

No. 1482065

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No. 1482066

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>>1482065
This is seal-chan btw

No. 1482068

>>1481981
What the fuck, this looks like a completely different person, I’ve never even seen this before

No. 1482069

>>1482065
I love seal-chan and I love how mad Shat got over being included in the tapestry of sin

No. 1482070

File: 1674705509301.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 248.24 KB, 750x938, C455834E-FB6F-4437-9896-F9F80E…)

Shaynus in 40 years

No. 1482071

>>1482056
That is her biological dad.

No. 1482072

This thread is beautiful and I am cackling. I love you nonnies.
>>1482017
I made this edit, always so proud to see my work shayved and reposted

No. 1482076

File: 1674705791329.jpeg (472.38 KB, 750x1166, F0B1DF2F-F72F-47B9-8633-4A68FD…)

How many years until she looks like this

No. 1482077

File: 1674705829229.jpeg (133.97 KB, 740x1005, 69F44341-63BC-4505-ABC1-D65BBB…)

can’t believe it’s been almost a year

No. 1482080

File: 1674706179735.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 825.98 KB, 1826x2445, F0D69594-42D6-42C2-BF50-B92B70…)

mumma ellen degenerate

No. 1482082

>>1482065
Why does this look like my favorite unicorn self-identifying cow?? Was this originally from Lucinda's thread? Shayna could never. She is also literally more than twice her weight now kek. Ironically, Lucinda used to be Shayna's weight and is now an anna queen while Shay used to be trim and is now a lard queen. Oh how the turn tables.

No. 1482086

File: 1674706798959.jpeg (1.13 MB, 902x1369, 7AEFE231-12FE-4105-816E-9EE675…)


No. 1482091

File: 1674707187822.jpeg (563.12 KB, 802x960, 8F3EA710-CAA3-46DB-8FE4-50EF41…)

My favourite obscure Shay-trivia is her photo ending up in “Scott Pilgrim vs. the world ruined an entire generation of women” music video. (She’s at 2:18)
https://youtu.be/TSKizLRFbTo

No. 1482094

File: 1674707553449.png (60.99 KB, 224x275, 1665547156327.png)

Reposting the shaynoyjack because I just love it so much.

No. 1482095

File: 1674707617520.jpeg (86 KB, 709x684, C3779DDE-8EC3-4339-90D9-ABC5E2…)

>>1482091
That ain’t Shayna that’s Layna

No. 1482099

>>1482077
I don't understand how people didn't get the reference. It's very much "Uh oh, I did a stinky!"

No. 1482102

File: 1674708541662.jpeg (254.68 KB, 1280x1280, 71739F96-01FE-48DA-AC4A-C1800F…)

She looked cute before the frying pan went up her anus

No. 1482105

File: 1674708616534.png (627.75 KB, 800x450, 1668560133555.png)

posting an old fav <3

No. 1482106

Can’t believe this place is real. Feels like a feeble dream, nonnies

No. 1482107

>>1482068
It’s from like 4-5 years ago.

No. 1482108

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No. 1482110

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No. 1482111

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No. 1482112

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No. 1482114

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No. 1482117

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No. 1482118

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No. 1482119

File: 1674709216411.png (1.81 MB, 776x1296, 0E0ACAED-9194-4BCB-AB7E-CFE18D…)

Please go back to brown hair, shay

No. 1482120

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No. 1482121

>>1481896
This is my fave shay gif hands down

No. 1482122

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No. 1482125

File: 1674709423357.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 551.24 KB, 922x1028, AFA0549D-D451-4E44-9433-D53D80…)

The swapped lips edit

No. 1482129

>>1482080
who tf is that i thought ellen was black

No. 1482130

YOOO we finally have a shaynatorium?? ive been fucking WAITING kek

No. 1482131

File: 1674709712496.png (Spoiler Image, 1.5 MB, 1242x1612, gunt-reveal.png)


No. 1482132

>>1481966
someone please vocaroo this

No. 1482137

File: 1674709927375.png (299.89 KB, 530x538, fat_alcoholic_at_45.png)

>>1482025
I got banned for posting just this image of her face. I guess Big Shaynus was too ugly for the CC mods to handle.

No. 1482149

>>1481966
It’s not really a parody if you only change one lyric

No. 1482150

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No. 1482152

>>1482102
What the fuck is that facial expression though

No. 1482153

>>1482150
lmao the mismatched tits before she became a hambeast

No. 1482156

File: 1674711320053.gif (2.9 MB, 275x208, 1610555166595.gif)


No. 1482157

God any old Shaytards remember her feuds with keifeon

No. 1482159

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No. 1482162

File: 1674711957978.png (2.21 MB, 1280x1280, 57AFEAF5-32C8-49F6-9F00-A49F47…)


No. 1482164

File: 1674712206594.jpg (39.81 KB, 292x340, 1641609692363.jpg)

long live the Shaynatorium

No. 1482166

>>1482120
I'm mad cause you did It better kek

No. 1482167

>>1482157
lmao oh yeah i do. i think i also remember keifion deciding to stop ewhoring and giving up weed. Back in the day when they were going back and forth on tumblr i remember thinking that they weren't that different, but hopefully i was wrong about that and she turned out normal as opposed to shayna

No. 1482169

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No. 1482171

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No. 1482174

File: 1674713048765.png (846.64 KB, 1200x791, shaynatorium.png)


No. 1482179

File: 1674713137046.jpg (258.96 KB, 1125x1118, 1538787978263.jpg)

Take a few moments to imagine this scene.

(pause)

Picture all the details of this relaxing place. The moon has not yet risen, but the sky is just starting to turn to night. The air is cool, comfortable, and pleasant. The temperature is very pleasant inside the bath…. a calm and comfortable evening.

Imagine the fresh smell of the bathbomb… the smell of the clean soap and water. It is a refreshing scent.

Picture in your mind the taste of the pink wine lapping across your lips. The evening is so calm, the air is very quiet, but you can hear the bubbles rise behind you as you fart the bath.

No. 1482180

File: 1674713155096.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 455.67 KB, 894x687, 1644467824172.jpeg)

Oops posted without spoiler. This video was so gross

No. 1482181

>>1482167
The days of dumpy stoner girls on Tumblr before the disgusting ddlg wave was so sticky

No. 1482182

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No. 1482185

>>1482174
Make it pink

No. 1482186

>>1482172
I just spat tea everywhere

No. 1482187

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No. 1482188

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>>1482171
Jfc the older she gets the more she looks like her father. It’s baffling considering she isn’t even as old as she looks. Wine and laziness really ages a mf

No. 1482189

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No. 1482190

File: 1674713786940.jpeg (44.54 KB, 161x275, 1647297099053.jpeg)

She looks like a new England bar lady who wears flannels and cusses and shouts at the patriots game.

No. 1482191

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No. 1482194

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No. 1482196

>>1482195
The lady driving gloves

No. 1482197

>>1482172
this is my favorite shay edit of all time

No. 1482198

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No. 1482199

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No. 1482200

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No. 1482201

every time i open the front page it's entirely shay images. god bless you crazy shayniacs.

No. 1482202

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Most punchable face in the world

No. 1482204

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this place should be funny screen grabs from Shayna thread and memes/ugly pics not old selfies of Shayna when she was at her “best”

No. 1482205

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No. 1482208

File: 1674714806077.gif (238.67 KB, 174x275, 1641967681886.gif)

>>1482204
we can have all of it. let shaustism speak

No. 1482210

File: 1674714851571.jpeg (269.01 KB, 736x1334, 1654755477909.jpeg)

What would you do if she zapped you with bolt of lighting with her staff

No. 1482211

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No. 1482212

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No. 1482215

Front page has been all shay pics, shaylellujah

>>1481981
The half red gloves make me kek and how they reappered years later for her last valentines shoot, but my fav is the peach one
Dirty sneakers, the towel in the tub, and the breakdown about how pathetic it looked sitting among sparse candies she paid so much for just to eat while having a breakdown

No. 1482216

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>>1482212
Shayna then vs Shaynus now

No. 1482217

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No. 1482218

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No. 1482222

>>1482219
…why did you make her a twilight vampire

No. 1482223

File: 1674715439304.jpeg (1.26 MB, 1220x1373, 2A8CC895-9726-4544-A1B9-7AA834…)

My fav shayart piece

No. 1482225

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No. 1482226

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No. 1482234

>>1482230
Can you Moids stop coconutkitt-fying Shayna Clifford pics to jerk your little chode too. It’s not funny

No. 1482235

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No. 1482236

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>>1482229
Her real face

No. 1482237

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No. 1482238

>>1482236
This made me gag

No. 1482240

>>1482208
Just realized only her natural floppy titty jiggles in this

No. 1482241

I’m checking out of the shaynatariom I can’t with the autistic Meitu edits

No. 1482242

>>1482025
>it got me perma banned on Crystal Cafe
good, that shit needed to shtop

No. 1482243

>>1482241
Sorry!I'm creating more shamelessly I wad just fucking around in face app

No. 1482245

>>1482243
*shay memes not shamelessly

No. 1482246

File: 1674716199168.png (354.65 KB, 514x431, shayna.PNG)

>>1482065
The whole thing of Seal-chan posting her artwork and then anons doing a deepdive into her social media and finding out that she's a nazi was so funny kek.

Anyway, sorry to be OT shaynafags. I don't have much to offer but these pics from the doodle board.

No. 1482247

File: 1674716228467.png (106.19 KB, 240x340, shayna2.PNG)

>>1482246
Another one.

No. 1482249

>>1482243
>>1482245
*shaymelessly

No. 1482250

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No. 1482254

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inshayne in the membrane
inshayne in the brain

No. 1482256

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No. 1482269

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No. 1482270

She doesn't look non-white but her sharpie eyebrows and general style could be very naco/low class latina.

No. 1482272

>>1482246
OT but I need to know more about this situation with seal chan, in which thread did it occur?

No. 1482275

>>1482216
This my personal fave, toppest of keks

No. 1482277

>>1482272
It happened over a few threads. Search seal-chan or try to look in one of the personal cows thread in /snow/, someone compiled her stuff in one of those threads.

No. 1482279

File: 1674718031072.png (Spoiler Image, 7.87 MB, 3472x5428, naziseal.png)

>>1482272
the personal cows thread

No. 1482285

>>1482250
The four horsemen of the Shaypocalypse

No. 1482286

>>1482279
Yeah I found it and hooooly fuck, I was not expecting that…

No. 1482289

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No. 1482296

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I made this edit after someone compared Shayna to those dwarves in snow white but I never posted it

No. 1482298

>>1482279
Is she autistic? The memes she makes are so hamfisted and detailed

No. 1482299

>>1482296
¡Nona! Saw this on the front page and knew it’d be Shayna related. It’s a masterpiece.

No. 1482300

>>1482298
Nonnie, everyone here is autistic

No. 1482302

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>>1482300
I'm autistic on here but I have some decorum and discreetness on my social media. I've never seen someone namedrop the site without moralfagging about the terms or trying to act like a femcel on tiktok.

No. 1482305

File: 1674720486945.gif (11.46 MB, 236x275, 1618024914284.gif)

>>1482302
samefag terfs* anyways back to shanus

No. 1482310

>>1482296
This is amazing, thank you.

No. 1482314

File: 1674723074648.jpeg (631.28 KB, 1365x2048, 1662657902947.jpeg)

I'm not even a shaytard but this is a work of art

No. 1482328

>>1482305
kek I fucking hate this one so much

No. 1482332

>>1481887
I still can’t believe her face in this is taken from the tweet she had pinned up until yesterday, she had no shayme

No. 1482335

>>1482241
You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave

No. 1482338

>>1481900
Tfw it was only like 3 years ago?

No. 1482347

>>1482338
What gets me is that even though she was never stunning she wasn’t ugly when she was skinny, how has putting on weight made her so fucking hideous? Or is it just because she’s so rotten on the inside her appearance is reflecting that?

No. 1482350

>>1482347
I think it’s a lack of self care her skin looks bad, she’s always broken out or greasy looking, I think her posture is terrible she’s always sort of hunched over from being terminally online, she makes pretty ugly faces due to a lack of self awareness? Her teeth look beyond busted I cannot imagine she ever brushes them, I think it’s more than just “getting fat”, people here will hate me for saying this but some women fatter than shay can be attractive so I don’t think it’s isolated to some weight issue she’s just sort of ugly?

No. 1482358

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No. 1482359

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Shaytaan

No. 1482381

>>1482218
my favorite cosplay

No. 1482422

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No. 1482434

>>1482041
damn nona, try googling it first next time instead of outing that your boyfriend has the babydick to the farms.

No. 1482435

>>1482350
pretty sure shayna spend less then 30 mins a day standing up. she is either in bed, on her computer, or laying on her couch. i think even just standing and walking more would help. shes like a cryptid.

No. 1482436

>>1482358
shayna being her fattest and trying to “embrace her makeupless face” gave us the best content. her butthole eyes were hilarious.

No. 1482452

is Shayna to BPD women on lolcow what Chris-chan is to male autists on kiwifarms

No. 1482488

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>>1482452
Yes and ethots too

No. 1482490

I'm sorry but let me shahonest, shayna & fupaul looked "good" togeather at first. He's probably the best she's going to do and her at her smallest is the best a baby daddy with disgusting fetishes is going to do. Seeing her and Shane Pierre Sonnier, and it's not just because "Oh she gained weight", no they look gross togeather.
Shayna and Fupaul looked the same fucking age. Mark me Shaytarded

No. 1482509

>>1481884
JULIAN WHY ARE YOU IN THE SHAYNATORIUM WITHOUT JENNA????

No. 1482513

>>1481928
Ugh yes, but I haven’t. I have so many screengrabs and recorded OF shows from her no makeup saga.

No. 1482521

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No. 1482532

>>1482490
Sorry but Cam was the only somewhat decent dude she's dated and together they looked like they wreaked of the mildewed interior of a car and cigarettes

No. 1482533

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>>1482490
I agree. If Shay wasn’t into gross shit she could have got a really nice guy that’s similar to Fupaul but not as deranged.

No. 1482543

>>1482129
Nona… no…

No. 1482545

File: 1674752246430.jpeg (132.14 KB, 750x1334, FE951B09-B2FA-4835-B327-507EC4…)

post and delete a shayna photo from your phone

No. 1482548

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No. 1482554

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No. 1482555

BRB about to make shayna in shay 4

No. 1482561

>>1482218
>princess ponch sitting in a sparse pile of candy
And people say she has no self shaywareness

No. 1482571

Does anyone have the GIF of her dancing tied to a pole looking like a giraffe having a seizure ?

No. 1482572

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>>1482554
you just know she was trying recreate this “fupa magic” with shane at the airport.

No. 1482588

File: 1674755790433.png (Spoiler Image, 206.7 KB, 386x392, shaymeful.png)

boop

No. 1482601

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No. 1482616

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She's in her mikhaila Peterson era

No. 1482625

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No. 1482634

>>1481884
ethan klein?

No. 1482635

>>1482612
the hairless guy makes me so fucking uncomfortable

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No. 1482639

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shayna loves hitler

No. 1482640

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And I'm proud to be an Shaymerican
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the Fupauls who cried
Who gave that right to me
And I'd badly spread them next to you
And Shayfend Her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt
I love Lolcow
God Bless the SHAY.TOUR.IUM!!!

No. 1482643

>>1482028
Like a week after he left? Some of you are such virgins and it shows

No. 1482648

File: 1674760931030.png (506.36 KB, 553x967, 1539102761452.png)

>>1482490
Pedo degenerate aside, they were a cute couple, he actually seemed to like her a lot. I started reading the Shayna threads during the Sol saga, and I've only skimmed previous threads, he brought her a house and took her out to eat on dates, they matched each other's trashiness and retardation. I think Shayna pulled off the girly aesthetic when she was skinny too. I do think she really could've done better, he could have been older yeah but also like taller and with a nicer body. He is super gross, a turd. I don't think he should be married, let alone to another woman with kids. I wonder if someone cowtipped his wife and said "your fiance used to date a pedo pandering porn 'star' who wore diapers and pacifiers and held a teddy bear while he slapped her during sex. He's probably into your daughter" I bet you that lady would've just brushed it off, seems like the type, given she wore pajamas to Walmart and let her fupaul choke her on a security camera and made it a cover photo.
Spoiler for blog
One time my abusive step-dad got with a new chick and she had kids, I told her how he was creepy with us and straight up violent with my mom and she blocked me and told him and he told my mom that the only reason I'm doing that is cause I'm into him(gag) ugh I fucking hate men, some women will just let any creep around their kids. Fuck those moms and fuck those disgusting predators.

No. 1482650

File: 1674761161758.gif (388.11 KB, 223x227, 167139270646923994.gif)

I don't want to be anything
Other than what I've been tryna be shately
All I have to do is think of Shane
And I have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms
Wondering what I gotta do
Or where im supposed to pee
I don't want to be anything other Dollyyyyy
I'm surrounded by Farmers
Everywhere I turn
I'm surrounded by Shayposters
Everywhere I turn
I'm surrounded by shaydentity crisis
Everywhere I turn
Am I the only one who noticed?
I can't be the only one who's learned

No. 1482661

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No. 1482665

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>>1482648
He didn't like Shayna, despite every scrote shayna finds being ugly they have an HUGE ego. Shayna was young, thin and could be kinda cute. Eager to let him do whatever, she was a "Pornstar" "sex worker". I don't think a baby daddy fat ass without much money could "Pull" someone like Shayna naturally. He lucked up on a mentally ill young woman who he thought was going to be his bangmaid and submissive. She's not. The fact he quickly married a woman with kids is not only scary but shows what he thought of Shayna. 4+ years with her, he didn't want to marry her, hid her and had zero respect for her.
fupaul is a piece of shit, however in terms of "looks" yeah they looked okay togeather if you asked me.
Shayna should date #josh#

No. 1482669

>>1482625
Looks like mikhaila Peterson lol

I have discovered I purged all shay related media from my phone and that kinda sucks because I made a thread pic and an edit of soy gribble etc. can’t believe I’ve been watching her threads for like 5 years or however stupid long it’s been…

My favorite meme is that shayna thread really do be giving me brain damage tho

No. 1482688

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No. 1482690

File: 1674763227142.png (349.37 KB, 473x357, YAAAAAAAAARG.png)

this one is my personal favourite screen grab from waaaay back in the day

No. 1482700

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No. 1482710

File: 1674763929169.gif (1012.21 KB, 1242x1650, pedobear.gif)


No. 1482758

File: 1674765411230.png (782.04 KB, 646x519, Capture.PNG)

>>1481866
I was the first Shaybanned, even thought the Shayban was unjust. You see, I was shayplaining about a Shayior ban. One I got for 11 hours for making a shayleted thread like two weeks ago. Shankfully the Admins heard my Scries and realized that a 24 hour shayban, for shaything I was already Shanned for makes no shaysense.
Shay you.
No seriously Janitas don't ban me again, i was already banned for my crime weeks ago. I was unbanned so I assumed you saw that it was an mistake, love you

No. 1482771

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No. 1482773

Shat is so boring as a cow. The only appeal of her thread is the shartanons and their ridiculous nitpicking and autism. The memes are the cherry on top of a delicious milkshake.

No. 1482780

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No. 1482783

>>1482771
this thread made me realized that Shay gave the fuck up. She at least tried, now it's the same 10 fucking things, all getting smaller/dirter and no creativity. She used to do outfits, do different things, pose, now we are lucky if she puts a fucking hear on her cheek
>>1482773
This thread makes me feel bad for shayna, simply because it doesn't have some of her gross shit,it just looks like she's some girl who gained weight, had a break up and did some dumb shit.
Not all the boring but gross shit that she does in her main thread. You can see her decline in a short funny bite at the shaynatorium. I'm scared shaytourists may get the wrong idea.

No. 1482785

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No. 1482788

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No. 1482802

>>1482785
She looks so long

No. 1482803

>>1482785
Quite the neck she used to have, goes to show just how much she's padded it out

No. 1482806

>>1482199
Oh my god what happened to those giant pigtail extensions?? Shayna pls bring them back.

No. 1482814

File: 1674766615964.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 1.88 MB, 1242x1628, 1562291694556.jpeg)

>>1482783
>I'm scared shaytourists may get the wrong idea.
The more women that see Shayna's decline the better. It's stark warning not to get into sex work.

No. 1482820

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No. 1482822


No. 1482833

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>>1482545
Edited without the weird gut waist

No. 1482837

File: 1674767700171.jpeg (54.95 KB, 314x443, 1652098444153.jpeg)

does anyone remember the grayhair/mike slack and his daughter saga

No. 1482838

File: 1674767742828.jpg (450.46 KB, 742x1463, ShaynardJr.jpg)

>>1482015
Reminds me

No. 1482843

>>1482814
KEK what the hell is this and why have I never seen it

No. 1482853

>>1482843
It was one of her attempts to go viral. She shoved a firework up her vag for the 4th of July. Truly a highlight of the Fupa saga.

No. 1482854

File: 1674768950955.jpeg (9.6 KB, 225x225, images.jpeg)

Quick shaytards post your favourite shay face. I'll start

No. 1482855

File: 1674768981088.jpeg (5 KB, 219x230, images (1).jpeg)

Uh oh stinky!

No. 1482856

File: 1674769020573.jpeg (5.32 KB, 218x231, images (2).jpeg)

Hate it when my hemorrhoids flare up ughhh

No. 1482857

>>1482853
It was her asshole, know your shaystory. What I don't remember is if she put a condom on the Roman candle or just stick it in as is.

No. 1482858

File: 1674769069192.jpeg (6.19 KB, 232x217, images (3).jpeg)

The lost Hartley hooligan

No. 1482860

File: 1674769177077.jpeg (5.43 KB, 231x218, images (4).jpeg)

Caroline Ellison lookin ass

No. 1482862

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No. 1482870

>>1482648
no one wants to date a girl who has her exes kinks. it worked for fupa cause they both werent as porn sick as they are now. shayna is too far gone now not only physically but mentally to get a good man now

No. 1482871

>>1482837
did this fucker take this photo taking a shit on his break at mcdonalds?

No. 1482884

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No. 1482939

>>1482884 this pic but with some weird 'best pig in show' farming magazine

No. 1482940

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No. 1482943

>>1482665
who is josh nonie

No. 1482946

>>1482837
Do you all think he's never found lc? The fact that he didn't private anything leads me to believe that he has no idea our imageboard even exists

No. 1482947

>>1482640
Jesus christ I seriously wonder what Shayna thinks of the Shaynatorium thread I'm crying

No. 1482950

>>1482947
Probably the real reason she’s going off so hard about “mean girls” atm kek

No. 1482983

>>1482946
There’s no way cowtippers haven’t tried fucking with him like they do everyone else in her threads. His daughter definitely knows and was cowtipped based off of her DFE right after being posted here.

No. 1482988

File: 1674781902006.jpg (37.51 KB, 361x304, Russ-McKamey-Manor_Pic1-e13727…)

>>1482188
Shay's dad reminds me of that McKamey manor guy kek.

I think it's the honker. Very Clifford.

No. 1483002

>>1482837
Michael “Mike” Slack of Missouri, also known as Zapman_68 and GNotOld, trucker and right wing MAGA conservatard, United States Armed Forces veteran who buys his daughter sex toys, subscribes to her porn, almost certainly raped her and interacts exclusively with whores who make incest and pedophile content

No. 1483020

>>1482610
looks like cory matthews

No. 1483047

File: 1674789186785.png (317.28 KB, 282x522, 205A1948-F7AE-4FB7-96F1-87983D…)

fave shay face

No. 1483068

File: 1674792059530.jpg (64.1 KB, 717x565, Screenshot_20230126-205827_Chr…)

I like looking at her pornhub comments

No. 1483075

>>1482837
Tbh this revelation killed me.
You hear about such things happening but seeing it all with your own eyes was just horrific. And we know shat lurks but she won't dare call him out cos he gives her some pennies.

We supposed to believe people who pay for porn are the good guys. Lmao no. They're just more deranged and obsessive towards certain people.

No. 1483082

>>1482210
Gain 100lbs and grow boils

No. 1483086

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No. 1483090

>>1483086
I bet Jersh would be Shat’s type too, maybe a bit too young but aside from that

No. 1483091

File: 1674795581872.png (64.2 KB, 155x275, 1522398170292.png)

shanya shanya shayna

No. 1483098

File: 1674796177537.jpg (30.37 KB, 182x275, 1628346720566.jpg)

shaaaaaaaaynaaaaaaaaa oh oh
shaaaaaaaaaaaynaaa
(to the tune of hey ya)

No. 1483099

File: 1674796603294.gif (Spoiler Image, 9.13 MB, 360x640, 15523097168.gif)

>>1483098
shayke it like a..something

No. 1483101

wait i got it: like a hemorrhoid picture

No. 1483104

>>1483101
Fucking kek, I love you autists

No. 1483111

>>1483099
Bigfoot spotting

No. 1483133

File: 1674802670150.jpg (Spoiler Image, 317.5 KB, 1064x1600, Dolly-Mattel7_big.jpg)

Shayna's vagina looks so much better now that it's been inflated with a layer of blubber

No. 1483168

>>1483133
this and the ass boil from her early cam girl days haunt me. blech barf

No. 1483221

>>1483133
lmao the deflated ballsack, and that huge beak jfc

No. 1483222

>>1483133
Before her fingers became necrotic, kek. She’s so disgustingly hairy, that terrifying mound looks gross whether it’s shaved or not

No. 1483267

File: 1674821098912.png (35 KB, 147x162, eughhhhheuguhughuueuueuehg.png)


No. 1483268

File: 1674821208517.png (Spoiler Image, 225.86 KB, 350x518, Screenshot 2021-07-22 225503.p…)

tit like a deflated beach ball

No. 1483322

>>1483168
there's a specific ass boil that haunts you?

No. 1483370

File: 1674832301027.jpg (571.52 KB, 2048x1709, 1628394619667.jpg)


No. 1483374

File: 1674832502150.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 178.43 KB, 468x529, C17EDFE3-C60A-429C-9362-7B5569…)

>>1483322
Nta but open at your own risk

No. 1483426

File: 1674837087399.gif (180.07 KB, 80x144, 167483588027516283 (1).gif)

My milk's gone cold, I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The comedian fart clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be pink
But your pictures on my phone
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

Dear Shane, I texted you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my only fan, and Ellen's phone at the bottom
I sent two texts two mintues ago, you must not've got 'em

There probably was a problem with the wolf pack or somethin'
Sometimes I type too sloppy when I'm drinkin
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, Daddy? Thought I was your daughter?
My girlfriend's worried too, I thought you were a'bout to be my father
You told me If you have a daughter, guess what you gonna call her?
You said you was gonna call her Shayna,
I read about your uncle sonnier too, I'm sorry
I wanted to kill myself over some bitch who was farmin'
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even let you sit on my back at 2am!
I got a phone full of our pictures

I like the shit you did with troony too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, shane ,pls get back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Shay

No. 1483449

File: 1674837947616.gif (1.53 MB, 836x1342, ezgif.com-gif-maker (1).gif)


No. 1483455

>>1483133
she just needs to go the feeder route at this point. even if by SOME MIRACLE she lost weight and was semi comparable in size to this photo - her disgusting vag would deflate like this again and maybe even worse seeing how much she’s packed on. she is stuck as a hambeast now. accept your fate.

No. 1483457

>>1483426
topkek nona thank you for this true masterpiece it’s amazing

No. 1483458

does anyone have her tiktoks? those were hilarious

No. 1483470

>>1483322
The one you could see while she was camming in her dad's place (I think that was the location) it was like the first time it showed up

No. 1483480

>>1482296
This is amazing kek, my only nitpick is that the eyes should be smaller.

No. 1483516

>>1483458
they're archived in her threads newfag and/or moid

No. 1483592

File: 1674846777952.png (Spoiler Image, 326.24 KB, 684x576, shvg.png)

>>1483374
It was at it's worst during the boil saga when she was waxing without any after care. Also I'm a fucking retarded because I keep forgetting the spoiler.

No. 1483607

File: 1674847612074.png (2.53 MB, 1834x1344, Screen Shot 2023-01-27 at 2.25…)

New and improved Nurse Shaynut here to give out Xanax and cheemsburgers to all tha Shaynatorium patients.

No. 1483613

>>1483426
I’m screaming This is beautiful shaystans

No. 1483619

File: 1674848177337.jpeg (833.63 KB, 1108x1552, EA974C5D-3F9D-4DFB-8519-9E8BF2…)

>>1483374
>If only you knew how bad things were

No. 1483623

File: 1674848305913.jpeg (224.61 KB, 1242x2208, 8A5D7795-D564-4199-B194-731D1F…)

Big Shaynus

No. 1483626

File: 1674848387964.jpeg (228.81 KB, 1183x1166, FEF885E9-D2AF-4B2C-A119-A37AE1…)


No. 1483628

File: 1674848471860.jpeg (1.88 MB, 3465x3465, 3567E8BE-38E2-46D4-9F40-17D25F…)

She got ptsd from showing her boils at an early age

No. 1483631

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No. 1483635

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No. 1483706

>>1482023
>>1482602
>>1483626
I pass by this hospital often/and or signs with it's logo on it…and always start fucking cackling because of my fellow shayheads. Thanks retards.

No. 1483709

File: 1674851790596.jpg (65.11 KB, 660x373, 1401380687000-052914womack.jpg)

>>1483706
Oops forgot the image due to brain damage from shay threads.

No. 1483714

>>1483592
ewwww those are warts fucking nasty bitch

No. 1483728

>>1483592
that's fucking anal herpes

No. 1483736

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No. 1483741

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>>1483706
>>1483709
I posted this in a dumbass shit thread on /ot/ before but I can’t watch my local soccer team without doing the same thing lol

No. 1483749

>>1483714
yeah that shit looks like herpes

No. 1483780

>>1483592
holy fuck top right and bottom left look so fucking painful. why the hell did she let herself be filmed and put on the internet in this state. like jesus christ take 3/6 month to heal yourself if you really need to show you snatch off that bad.

No. 1483781

>>1483736
KEKK i love you nonna

No. 1483826

File: 1674858475107.gif (1.07 MB, 336x253, imageedit_19_7108003719.gif)

Dear Shane, you still ain't call or wrote, I hope you have a chance??
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you ghosted me man??
If you didn't wanna talk to me at the moment
You didn't have to, but you could've wrote a text back after I broke up with you
I thought I was your baby girl, man, our relationship 60 days old,
I told you i loved you, you screwed my blistering holes,
Waited for the text, For four hours and you just texted, "wow..okay…No"
That's pretty shitty, Shane, you're like my fucking father!!
I want to just be with you, Shane!!, your wife doesn't love you more than I do!!!
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to…
Remember when we met in Texas, you said if I'd sext you you would sext back
See I'm just like you in the way
I don't respect body either

No. 1483827

>>1483826
kekkkk im so glad this thread exists

No. 1483848

File: 1674861206377.jpeg (226.74 KB, 1200x1051, 964C03CD-DFCE-4582-B95C-B1C123…)

I can't sleep at night
When you are on my mind
Jason Womack's on the shay-dio
Singin' to me "If you think you're lonely now"
Wait a minute, this is too bleak (too bleaque)
I gotta change the shay-tion
So I turn the dial, trying to catch a break
And then I hear Gay-byface
“I only think of you”
And it's breaking my shart
I'm trying to keep it together
But I'm falling apart

No. 1483879

File: 1674863797598.jpg (24.53 KB, 394x279, 0961FDBE-9E9B-11ED-B336-0A746B…)

Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna
Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna
Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Shayna Motherfucker
Shane on my motherfucking mind
got five ass bumps at the same time
White wrinkled pleated skirt, Bottles of pink wine
Got a lopsided bust and fifty five pictures of my behind
Get money
Shane out my motherfucking mouth
A Fupaul Mansion, ranch dressing, and a stomach cramps and a frown
A motherfucking store with the floor made of shay dry scalp
Ellen from the block don't got Pills, she got belly pounds
Get money
Shane in the motherfucking car
Dolphin mouth pussy, Summers with my moms
7 years of sex work and still no motherfucking car
Seven-forty-seven full of ham and shitty bars
Get money
Shane in the motherfucking pot
A eyes full of tears and a crotch full of rot
A leopard stuffie with a stink and an mouth full of rocks
All hand wound everyday by a Shayock
Get Shmoney


Hail Mary Mallon – Whales

No. 1483895

File: 1674865096603.jpg (124.75 KB, 800x342, imageedit_2_5538004202.jpg)

Post Shay-memes and edited Shay lyrics, Shayna musical meme hour!!
please don't leave me alone in this thread being the only shayhead thats bored/drunk enough, please post Shaynonnies

No. 1483898

>>1483086
Spoiler this jumpscare

No. 1483918

>>1483826
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while oh my god this thread gives me a reason to live
>>1483895
I’ll be back to post a song soon, I have to find a good one and probably make an edit kek

No. 1483919

>>1481896
this gif is so funny for no reason the way she just disappears kek

No. 1483923

File: 1674868094430.gif (687.85 KB, 230x335, E06D3FD1-9043-4625-A312-C945E1…)

Mumma don't know Shayna’s getting hot
At the spanking spot, doing something unholy
Shane’s sat on her back while she’s hoggin it, she be popping it
Yeah, she repeled his ass quickly
Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, he left his kids at
Ho-ee-oh-ee-ome, so he can get that
Mumma don't know Shayna’s getting hot
At the spanking spot, doing something unholy (woo)
Mmm, daddy, daddy, if you want it, drop the add'y (yuh)
Give me love, give me Shein, my Amazon gift cards daddy
You gon' need to bag it up, 'cause I'm spending on Oreos (woo)
You can watch me snack it up, It’ll be gone in the a.m
And he, he get me Pocky, get me discount uggs for the Gocky (ah)
Lost my popularity cause I got a little stocky
And when you want it, baby, I know I got you covered
And when you need it, baby, just jump under the covers

No. 1483929

File: 1674868544864.jpeg (59.92 KB, 688x387, BFC6114D-FABA-42E6-A613-D22082…)

breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
It pops and pours just like a shay boil
Weed and cheemsburgers, Amazon strings
Please buy me all of my favorite things

Been through some bad shit, call it shay-nasty,
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to calories?
Rather be tied up with bacon covered cheese,
Rather clean my microwave every spring (yeah)
My wrist, it grows, my neck, it shows
Make small deposits, my gut is poppin
You like my belt? Gee, thanks, just bought it

No. 1483931

Shane without love
Shane can't get enough
Shane, i like it rough cause if rather feel Shane than Jason Womaaaack

No. 1483935

File: 1674869112655.gif (601.5 KB, 230x276, 31dc6485-80f4-4a5a-b59d-c5b8bf…)

You take yo Buttplug fidget spinners and you place it on your mini fridge!

No. 1483937

>>1483935
Samefag she got Patton Oswalt again on the third one loll. And the women she got were old

No. 1483944

File: 1674869992093.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 134.69 KB, 922x600, 545F6A50-FAB5-4D08-A71A-159091…)

The PussyWart Dolly - When I Grow Up
Boys call me sexy
And you don't care what they shay
See every time you turn around
They pay me on gift cards
Boys call me sexy
And you don't care what they shay
See every time you turn around
Your dad is paying my drink
Now I've got a confession
When I was young I wanted attention
And I promised myself that I'd do anything
Anything at all for them to notice me
But I ain't thriving
We all wanna be famous
So go ahead and shay what you wanna shay
You don't know what its like to be homeless
Want them to know what your asshole looks like
'Cause see when I was younger I would shay
When I grow up
I wanna be a baby
I wanna wear diapers
I wanna be an alcoholic

No. 1483948

File: 1674870530836.png (390.38 KB, 415x519, DEAR.PNG)

Dear Shane Pierre,
We've been way to outta touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that you won't text back much
I should tell you that I dream of you each night
I rub my nipples and start crying with with no lights

Farmers: (spoken) Why would you write that? She's so fucking retarded. Oh my god why would you admit that?

Shayna: (Thinking) I'm just trying to tell the truth & I'm not to ashamed to say I loved him

No. 1483951

File: 1674870819936.jpeg (337.63 KB, 2048x1366, 1663644263022.jpeg)

I've got a figure like a pin-up
Got a figure like a doll
Don't care if you think I'm dumb
I don't care at all

Doordash meal, Hello Fresh
I wanna be tortured
I'm the girl you'd die for

You'll chew me up and you'll spit me out
'Cause that's what sex work is all about
So pull me closer and beat me hard
I'm gonna pop your bubblegum fat

I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips
Hit me with your sweet fists
Steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips
I'm gonna be your baby bimbo bitch
I'm gonna be your baby bimbo bitch

No. 1483958

this is my favorite thread in the herstory bof lolcor

No. 1483962

File: 1674871768510.jpeg (17.34 KB, 275x261, 40A02BEA-C83D-4158-B8A9-A508DC…)

If I want it, I eat it
I’m a hungry ewhore
Tried to hide my fat rolls
I’m not that small anymore
I only want to date hot dads
But only if they’re as obese as me
If you see a tweet about how I’m sad
Please give me money for Doordash daddy
This is the part when I get over Fupa
I'm stronger than I've been before
This is the part when I eat cheeeeese
'Cause I can't resist it no more

No. 1483965

File: 1674872250206.gif (6.06 MB, 320x579, 167139322838795050.gif)

Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, Shaytards it's our birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' sip pink wine like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck it's not your birthday
You can find Shayna in the club, belly full of blub'
Look, Nonnie, I got the weed, if you into takin' drugs
I'm into drinkin milk, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug, if you into getting rubbed

No. 1483966

>>1483848
u bitch

No. 1483970

Is this all just one anon making these song parodies? If so, you're a true Shaystar, nonnie. I want to join in but I'm too high and my brain is on retard mode.

No. 1483972

File: 1674872687927.png (253.7 KB, 394x399, Capture.PNG)

Shane left no time to regret
I kept his dick wet was his same old safe bet
Shayna and my one tit high
And my tears dry, can't get on without my guy
You went back to what you know
So far removed from all that we went through (for 60 days)
And I tread a troubled track
My back fat, I'll go back to Fupaul

We only said goodbye with words
I suicide baited a hundred times
You go back to her and I go back to
I go back to us (or ellen)

I love you much, it's not enough
You love meth and I love puff
And life is like a pipe
And I'm a chubby penny rollin' up the walls inside

No. 1483973

>>1483970
it's me and and few others Im not Shaylone! I'm happy for Shaynatourim first Musical Meme Friday!

No. 1483976

File: 1674872923677.jpg (12.6 KB, 154x275, 1520204513960.jpg)

I'm covering my ears like a sped
When your nudes mean nothing, I go shay-na-na
I'm turning up the fuck machine when you speak
'Cause if my parents can't stop it
I find a daddy to buy it, I go
shay-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

No. 1483982

File: 1674873624163.jpg (65.44 KB, 218x275, 1523122175282.jpg)

i'm not writing a song for this one and you can't make me

No. 1483986

super ot but does anyone know what saga the fupa reveal was in? when she revealed that he’d been her secret bf the whole time? been searching the old threads for a while but can’t seem to find it

No. 1483988

File: 1674874286629.jpeg (67.34 KB, 247x275, 806D77ED-DB09-4561-939B-8348A2…)

Primadonna Shay, yeah
All I ever wanted was a text, Shane
I can't help that I need it all
The Twitter whore life, the rise and fall
You say that I'm fucking my life up
But I’m still who your dad wants to fuck
Womack I need more money, babe
Because I do not have an ass to shake
Primadonna Shay

Would you do anything for me?
Buy bottomless mimosas for me?
Would you even leave your wife for me?
Put batteries in the fuck machine, now baby
Bimbo queen on an IPhone screen
Living life like I'm in a dream
I know I've got a big ego
I am not a Nazi that was so long ago

And I'm sad to the core, core, core
(Daddy!) Every day is a chore, chore, chore
(Anal!) When you give, I want more, more, more
I wanna be a whore

No. 1483993

File: 1674874428309.jpg (934.5 KB, 4096x3190, 1628212204140.jpg)

Shay!
Been trying to meet you
Shay!
Must be a devil between us
Or whores in my head
Whores at the door
Whore in my bed
But Shay
Where have you been?
If you go, I will surely die

No. 1484001

>>1483988
>(Anal!)
lmao

No. 1484003

>>1483972
chefs kiss

No. 1484005

File: 1674875459839.jpeg (436.32 KB, 2048x2048, 1635167940970.jpeg)

My pussy tastes like used diaper
Eyes are wide like charcuterie board
I got a taste for men who are older
It's always been, so it's no surprise

Shane is in the sky with plushies, and he's making me crazy
(I come alive, alive)
All he wants to do is sit on his pretty bimbo

Come on, baby, let's fuck
We can escape to the great anal
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side

No. 1484011

File: 1674876123091.gif (131.08 KB, 174x275, shayna (1).gif)

Did my fat daddy disappear?
Why'd I put my heart on every text to Shane?
Tell me why the hell no one is here
Tell me what to do to make it all feel better

Maybe it's a cruel joke on me
Whatever, whatever
Just means there's way more cake for me
Forever, forever

[2x]
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to (cry, cry, cry)
I'll cry until the candles burn down this place
I'll cry until my pity party's in flames

No. 1484021

>>1483879
based mallon reference nona

I genuinely haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a long time, bless you inshayne nonitas amen

No. 1484025

File: 1674877763881.jpeg (11.14 KB, 208x242, 5D3A50EE-4AAA-47B3-837E-A0FDE3…)

I could stay on lolcow just to hear you seething
Watch you cry while you are tweeting
While you're far away and eating
I could spend my life in this freak surrender
I could stay lost in thread 63 forever
Every moment spent with Shay is a moment I treasure

Don't want to close my phone
Fupa left you all alone
Man I'd miss you Shay
And I don't want to miss a thing
'Cause even when you overdose all day
And go on extended hospital stay
I'd still miss you Shay
Even though I’m scared of diaper kink

They’re too small on you, The outfits you’re repeating
And I'm wondering what you're scheming
Wondering if it's Fupa you're seeing
Just go up a size
You and Kyle Nathan Perkins aren’t together
But I think you’ll stay lost in that moment forever
Forever and ever

I don’t want her threads to die
I don't want to quit lolcow
'Cause you miss your Shane
And your asshole is not okay
'Cause even when I see your nudes
I don’t expect much better from you
I'd still miss you Shay
And I don't want to miss a thing

No. 1484027

>>1483993
can never listen to this song again without this new adlib ty nonna

No. 1484029

>>1482314
Omg I am SO LATE but wait this was mine nonnie I’m so glad someone saved it… its literally my favorite cow edit I’ve ever done and I am so happy that it didn’t go unseen. I started out making yassified edits of shay because she is so lowbie on every level compared to most “sex” “workers” but I want to start making more interesting edits like this one that are more mysterious

No. 1484031

File: 1674879225037.jpeg (440.13 KB, 888x637, E8A602D2-84F2-475A-B5D1-355E40…)

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belongggggg
Fuplahoma, mountain papaaaa
Take me home, country roads

I’m not as creative as lyrical nonna

No. 1484037

File: 1674880292734.jpg (165.97 KB, 650x1280, 1545444096388.jpg)

In every scene, it's me and Fupa
Eatstreet cheemsburgers raining down from the clouds
So it seems
The tumblr notes will never let the feelings die
When all the worst and kinkiest have gone

Me and Fupa
Kinky as they come
Me and Fupa
It's not a question now
Me and Fupa
Kinky as they come
Me and Fupa
It's not a question now
Me and Fupa

No. 1484039

File: 1674880434248.jpeg (762.14 KB, 2048x2048, A6003D65-1346-4949-9ABC-A5BFC3…)

Implants about to bust
If you're Shaynus, then roll with us
'Cause we make the hick dads fall in love
When we've got our diapers on and up

And yes, of course Shay does
She running out of time to just give up
And no, you don't wanna mess with us
Got Shaynus on my necklace-ace-ace

Star blanket attracting flies
Gut belt ripped all up the side
Looking sick and sex-denied
So let's go-o-o (let's go)

Tonight we're postin’ har-har-har, ha-ha-hard
Just like lolcow is our-our-our, ou-ou-ours
We're tearin' it apart-part-pa-pa-pa-part
You know we're Shaynastarz, we are who we are

Her face is like a rat-rat-ra-ra-ra-rat
Her body’s gettin’ fat-fat-fa-fa-fa-fat
No one’s forever young-young-you-you-you-young
You know we're Shaynastarz, we are who we are

Womack turn it up
It's about damn time to Shay it up
Shay knows she can’t be serious
Comedian farts are hilarious

Shay’s just tweetin’ truth
Who doesn’t love mayochuppy goop
She’s sellin' her pee, sleepin' on floors
Doordashin' it down, hittin' on Fupaul (Shart)

Bimbo sweatshirt in her size
Pink wine dripping down the side
Looking like she’s fully fried
Shay let's go-o-o (let's go)

Full lyrics on Google Play Music

No. 1484040

File: 1674880437819.jpg (408.7 KB, 1215x720, Picsart_23-01-27_21-26-36-990.…)

[Wind]

Ay ay ay ya
Ay ay ya


[Grandmother Shaylow]

Que que na-to-ra
You will stretch your ass

Fidget spinner butt plug
You will leak out blood

Let it ooze and poop
Like a squirt upon the rug

Turkey Basters, fireworks,
Hemmeroids and sores and leaks

[Wind]

You will go to the doctors

No. 1484045

File: 1674881417608.jpeg (511.62 KB, 828x1058, 5BC653AC-2A92-4437-9B55-87BB62…)

i love you my fellow shaynastarz

No. 1484046

File: 1674881463769.png (606.49 KB, 488x486, 1673472509850.png)

Nice to meet you, where you been?
I could show you incredible things
Kink, diapers, fuck machine
Saw you there and I thought
"Oh, my God, look at that face
You look like my next mistake
Love's a game, wanna play?" Ay

No money, brony and fat
I can read you like a magazine
Ain't it funny? Rumors fly
And I know you heard about Shay
So hey, let's be friends
I'm dying to see how this one ends
Grab your passport and my hand
I can make the bad guys good for 60 days

So it's gonna be forever
Or it's gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it's over, mm
If the high was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm Shaysane
'Cause you know I love the old men
And you love to rape

'Cause we're fat, and we're degen
We'll take this way too far
It'll leave you breathless, mm
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm Shaysane
But I've got a blank space, baby
And I will write "Shane"

No. 1484051

>>1484040
Kek this could be lyrics to some death metal band.

No. 1484058

>>1484025
I actually read this in Steven Tyler’s voice kekekek

No. 1484060

File: 1674883219721.png (45.28 KB, 300x300, 2F916702-9467-4244-9922-BF300C…)

Yeah, I'm in the coupe with a fupa, yeah, sipping on wine (what?)
Yeah, posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip (what? Yeah)
Posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip (what? Yeah)
Posted with my mumma (mumma) yeah, she got a dip (what? anal)
Posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip
I'm pissing my pants (yeah)
I'm pissing my pants (yeah)
I sleep on my rug (rug, yeah)
I sleep on my rug (rug, yeah)
My fridge, I got cake (cake, what?)
My fridge, I got cake (cake, what?)
We stay in the house, uh
Can't leave out the place (anal)
I just did a throw up (what?)
Got cum on my face (anal, what?)
Got shit on my face (anal, yeah)
I'm flopping on twitter (yeah)
I'm flopping on twitter (twitter, yeah)
I'm flopping on twitter (twitter, yeah)
I got me some dilfs (dilfs, what?)
They thought I was fat (anal, woah)
Uber parked outside, it's pink like my wine
Uber parked outside, it's pink like my wine (yeah)
I'm tryna fuck on ur dad and doordash some wine (wine, anal, what?)
I'm tryna fuck on ur dad and doordash some wine (what?)
I love all my dads and diapers (dad, diaper)
I love all my dads and diapers (yeah)
I'm a pornstar, bitch, this what I bleed
Fupa try me to play me, I'ma make him bleed
Yeah, I'm in the coupe with a fupa, yeah, sipping on wine (what?)
Yeah, posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip (what?)
Posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip (what?)
Posted with my mumma, yeah, she got a dip (anal)

No. 1484063

>>1484060
anon I want to marry you

No. 1484080

File: 1674886801339.jpeg (751.34 KB, 2048x2048, 13FCBD6A-341E-4D1E-AF41-0082D4…)

>>1484060
omg anon I’m saving that edit in my Shaytardation folder immediately fucking KEK

No. 1484093

>>1484060
Omg nonna this is a masterpiece the art cover kek

No. 1484095

File: 1674890237138.jpeg (16.21 KB, 236x213, F108A560-73CC-4243-B402-9A0534…)


No. 1484097

File: 1674890500120.jpeg (371.84 KB, 828x828, 38B23EA5-63F5-4B74-8218-55DAED…)


No. 1484099

File: 1674890559375.gif (178.78 KB, 1247x169, 8571AAC3-41AC-45CF-B8C4-B2ABD8…)


No. 1484102

File: 1674890980137.jpeg (692.3 KB, 805x1874, 75F6566A-D10E-4379-9464-F1D493…)


No. 1484103

File: 1674891186709.jpeg (220.09 KB, 933x1340, BF9C44B2-4823-45F3-AE48-61085C…)

Shayna’s charcuterie board when Shane visited

No. 1484200

Wait is the thread locked?

No. 1484227


No. 1484249

File: 1674914231800.png (2.83 MB, 1134x1638, Screenshot 2023-01-28 at 1.47.…)

remember when she posted this

No. 1484255

>>1484060
Nonnie what song is this?

No. 1484258

>>1484249
Why does she look so bigger here? I think it's the dark hair plus the weight gain. I prefer ashy brown haired shayna

No. 1484266

>>1484255
new tank by shayboi carti

No. 1484273

>>1484258
she wasn’t abusing as much filter as she does now

No. 1484291

>>1484249 this was by far her most awful looking era I hate it so much. It gives me fight or flight response

No. 1484294

>>1484249
Which thread was this in omfg

No. 1484315

File: 1674919580076.gif (10.86 MB, 416x647, Fupas-Cat-Gets-Abused.gif)

god i hate shayna

No. 1484323

Shayna is disgusting for how she dropped her cat, hope it catches on and her retarded ass gets cancelled

No. 1484333

File: 1674921062514.gif (15.2 MB, 463x720, Shayna Leigh Clifford.gif)


No. 1484347

>>1484315
LC is lagging and the gif is playing in slow motion. I can see the jeans desperately fight to contain her gunt. I now wonder if she dropped the cat because her jeans are so tight that she can't bend down.

No. 1484348

File: 1674922731916.png (3.81 MB, 2718x1668, shayna joel armstrong.png)

Nona, do you have the time
To save my deleted tweets
About ~positivity~ and self-hatred all at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic bimbos
Pedo-erotic to the bone
No shoubt (shay doubt) about it

Sometimes Ellen gives me the creeps
Sometimes Shane plays tricks on me
The lolcow posts keep adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just shaynanoid
Or am I just stoned?

I went to the ER
To analyze my cyclic vomiting syndrome
They said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a dad
He said my life can’t be that bad
Just give up and go back home cause it's bringing him down

Sometimes I give myself anal tears
Sometimes my mind just ain’t all there
Shaynatorium posts keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just shaynanoid?
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Checking my thread when lolcow is down
So I better hold on

Sometimes Womack gives me the creeps
Sometimes my mind begs for a lobotomyyyyy
The pounds keep adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just shaynanoid?
Or am I just stoned?

No. 1484367

>>1483879
If someone told me there would be a day shaynus and Aes aka my idol would collide i would have probably kms. I simultaneously hate and have the most respect for you nona.

No. 1484385

File: 1674925791390.gif (3.71 MB, 356x353, Shayna abuses cats.gif)


No. 1484396

This thread is absolutely shaytarded. I love you all, shaynonnies. <3

No. 1484456

File: 1674931753170.jpeg (91.98 KB, 1284x720, BEB7F846-5B95-475A-A026-4208A8…)

I am so sorry for being late, however,

Went from /snow/ 126 (Shayna Clifford)
To Shaynatorium (all around the world), ayy, ayy
Now we're international, so international (oh, yeah)
International (woo) so international

You can't catch me daddy (can't catch me daddy)
I am overweight at about a hundred LBS for sure
Don't test me Vivi (don't test me Vivi) 'cause I am the best sex worker
Fo' sho one two six to the death of me
Spank my body let the coomers have what's left of me
But for now forget about that
Doordash me, baby you're the cheemsburger

You put it down like Seattle, I never sleep
Wild like Oklahoma, my fantasy (Kyle Perkins)
Hotter than Northern Cali, I feel the heat (oh, yeah)
Oh, oh, oh, oh (daddy it's), it's international milk (international)
Oh, oh, oh, oh (yeah), it's international milk

No. 1484487

File: 1674933454014.jpg (376.63 KB, 1080x1445, shay.jpg)

I want your love, and I want your shayvenge
You and me could write a bad shaymance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's shayvenge
You and me could write a bad shaymance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad shaymance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad shaymance

No. 1484547

File: 1674939218053.png (866.71 KB, 858x656, good 4 Shane Pierre Sonnier of…)

Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily
You packed your bags, and left back for your family
Remember when you said begrudgingly that you'd give me my rules? (Rules?)

Guess that you've been cucking your fiancee with tranny cocks
I guess those 12 days I gave to you, got you off
Now you can be a better man since you let out your abuse (abuse)

Well, good for you, you're fucking and chucking
Not me, if you ever care to text back
Good for you, you're doing great out there without me, daddy
God, I wish that I had a wolfpack
I've lost my mind, I've spent the night tripping drunk on the floor of my porn room
But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it
But I guess good for you

Well, good for you, I guess you're getting every kink you want (ah)
You're back in Wichita and her etsy store's really taking off (ah)
It's like we never even happened
Daddy, what the fuck is up with that? (Ha)
And good for you, it's like you never even sat on me
Remember when you comforted me after I cried and called red from your abuse?
Well, screw that and screw you
You will get exposed for degeneracy the way that I do

No. 1484554

I'm kind of glad Shay mistreated her cat. I hope some autistic catloving ewhore has an autistic meltdown about it and ruins her sales.

No. 1484561

>>1484547
Kek shaylvia rodrigo

No. 1484563

File: 1674941410670.png (486.79 KB, 1024x576, download (2).png)

'Cause I-I-I'm on the farms tonight
So watch me bring the fire and set twitter alight
Shining like the firework in my ass on the fourth of July
So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa oh oh

No. 1484571

File: 1674942511297.jpg (23.68 KB, 366x367, slide_345716_3620901_free.jpg)

You're no good for me
Daddy, you're no good for me
You're no good for me
But daddy, I want you, I want

Hello Fresh lunch, daddy, Anal City
Never was there ever a girl so flitty
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?

Hello Fresh lunch, daddy, Anal City
Can we hit it now in diapers, shitty?
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?

Daddy, put on your ugly nerd glasses
'Cause we gonna take a ride
I'm not gonna listen to what the farm says
I've been waiting up all night

Take another sip of wine, oh please
Ready for another lie?
Says he's gonna teach me just what kink is
Say it's gonna be alright

No. 1484607

File: 1674946004037.png (7.19 KB, 284x284, EEDA7092-EA9A-4B77-BE1E-0887C4…)

loving all my twisted sisters and shayheaded freaks. the nonnies are out of control, nonnie unleashed

No. 1484608

File: 1674946011354.jpeg (155.36 KB, 1640x1136, 8231E86F-0F1F-482D-BD4A-152367…)

>>1484487
I want the pedos, the tranny chasers
I want the daddies as long as they’re mine
I want their love,
Love love I want their love,
I want the babymamas to notice hes mine
want you to feed me cheemsburgers and wine,
I want their love, love love love I want their love
You know that my ass bleeds
You know I have hemmeroids (cause I’m a fat bitch baby)
ive got a sad, sad, sad life and bod
I want your dad and all his kids to hate him
Me and him could make an embarrassment
Ooooh ooooh oooohhhh
Caught in a shaymefulness
Oooooooh oooohh ooohhh
His kids don’t speak to him

No. 1484611

File: 1674946645226.gif (382.94 KB, 275x151, 1638606828446.gif)

>>1484039
Kek this is a shaymsterpiece shaytards turn it up-up-up-up-up

No. 1484615

File: 1674947574135.png (2.84 MB, 2148x1218, Bildschirmfoto 2023-01-29 um 0…)

from an old thread lol

No. 1484623

>>1484608
Holy shit that pic

No. 1484625

File: 1674948457440.jpeg (473.44 KB, 1085x732, A82F6810-B2F1-4360-A11D-AEF5FF…)


No. 1484626

>>1484615
i wanna make the ‘fupa won’t let me’ so bad but im still rambling

No. 1484627

File: 1674948501777.jpeg (70.28 KB, 237x275, 149AC1D7-1009-48EE-A478-1F6AF8…)


No. 1484628

File: 1674948592599.jpeg (426.68 KB, 986x667, 7AB61B08-EB31-4CD3-8053-B32289…)


No. 1484636

>>1484629
Shaydolf Cliffter

No. 1484645

File: 1674950759942.jpeg (110.53 KB, 828x1056, ew.jpeg)

My belly goes jiggle, jiggle, it folds
When i try to wiggle, wiggle, my rolls
My asshole's gonna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in an uber, send me money coomers
Five foot six, I'm the size of, Mike Slack
But luckily I got Womack
I got a knack for incest in my mind
Chugging some pink, pink wiiiine

No. 1484651

>>1484608
I love this thread, I don't even got to know the song, this is the only thread that has made me laugh out loud until shat slips out my asshole and a little Shay juice comes out my dolphin mouth.

No. 1484664

File: 1674952151985.png (8.87 MB, 4000x2666, Just Bimbo Things.png)

A few fixes and edits

No. 1484677

File: 1674952674564.png (512.53 KB, 1024x576, download (3).png)

You know it's all about me [4x]
Don't hate me 'cause I got it goin' on
It's bimbo barbie, I'm hot never cold
I can pornify it any way that I choose
I'm so good (Oh yeah)
Daddy makes up all the rules
I can't help it that I'm late to the trends
Every daddy wants to give me money to spend
Pussy's infectious, come on don't you be jealous
Just join in this fug fest
You know that
It's all about me
It's all about me
Oh yeah, me, myself and I
It's all about me
It's all about me
(You know It's all about me)
It's all about me me me me me
Everybody knows that it's all about me
T-t-t-tweet me I have thousands of friends
T-t-t-text me Shane let me be your girlfriend
P-p-p-pay me so I can overspend
Baby what? Barbie who? Bimbo where? That's me!
T-t-t-tell me I'm hot in these pics I took
C-c-c-compliment me on all my Shein looks
So buy my Onlyfans, wishlist and ManyVids
Baby what? Barbie who? Bimbo where?
It's all about me
It's all about me
Oh yeah, me, myself and I
It's all about me
It's all about me (You know it's all about me)
It's all about me me me me me
Everybody knows that it's all about me
Blame my mom I'm so beautiful
It's all her fault I'm a desperate toad
I'm the leech and my career is a meme
So follow the bimbo you're all on my stream
I can't help it that I'm late to the trends
Every daddy wants to give me money to spend
Boils contagious and orgasms heinous
Grandparents, grown-ups, kids of all ages
You know Belle Delphine ain't got nothin' on me
V-v-v-Vivi ain't got nothin' on me
S-s-s-Sol ain't got nothin' on me
Baby what? Barbie who? Bimbo where? That's me!
You know Dawn ain't got nothin' on me
P-p-p-Pixie ain't got nothin' on me
P-p-p-Puppi ain't got nothin' on me
Baby what? Barbie who? Bimbo where? That's me!
You know it's all about me
I'm a textbook NPD
You know it's all about me
I'm a [baby bimbo]
You know it's all about me, who else could it be?
Up or down, tweet me, pay me
Twitter you cannot not suspend me
Pixie, Sol, Vivi
You know they got nothin' on me
Indoor, outdoor, tits out wherever
That's why I will be milked forever
Me!

No. 1484682

File: 1674952902593.jpeg (171.52 KB, 537x771, C29AA31E-18F1-48C3-8ACC-EACFF5…)


No. 1484687

File: 1674953139090.gif (1.05 MB, 598x435, 167139322838795050.gif)

With such confusion, don't shay's threads make you want scream?

No. 1484700

File: 1674954586018.png (255.05 KB, 472x345, Capture.PNG)

Another day has gone
I'm still all alone??
How could this be?
You're not begging me??
You never said goodbye
Shane tell me why??!!?
Did you have to go?
And leave me all alone????
Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did I let him sit on me??
Something whispers in my ear and says
That you are not alone
The farms are here with you
Though you're far away
nonnies are here to stay
But you are not alone
The farms is here with you
Though the thing with Shane fell apart
you're always on the farms
But you are not alone
'Lone, 'lone

Just the other night
I thought I heard shay cry
Asking Shane to come
And hold her in his arms
shane can hear your calls
He won't answer them at all

No. 1484709

>>1484645
Kek

This thread is so autistic and I love it.

No. 1484723

File: 1674957102819.png (149.2 KB, 454x302, Capture.PNG)

Mamaaa,
Just broke up with Shane!!
Sent twenty texts to his phone,broke up with him,
Now he's gone!
Mamaaa, our relationship just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
mamma, oooh,
I didn't mean to make you cry,
If Shane don't text back this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come,
Send apologies to him 50 times,my body's aching all
The time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta go the hostipal and face the truth
Mama, oooh
I just want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!!!

No. 1484727

File: 1674957465244.png (623.66 KB, 1000x555, photograph.png)

Look at this photograph
Every time I do, it makes me sad
How did my body get so fat?
And what the hell is that deflated ballsack?
And this is where I grew up
I had a decent childhood which I cover up
My greatest trauma was babysitting
It was too much for a baby bimbo like me

And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Like picking fights with randoms online
I still do it all the time

I wonder if it's too late
Should I go back and get my degree fully paid?
Life's better now and full of hope
If I was them, I'd see through my massive cope

Oh, whoa, whoa
Oh, Daddy, I…
Every memory of bending over back door
I had the degeneracy spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Every memory of taking it up the front door
I found the photo of the porn that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye

No. 1484729


No. 1484850

>>1483592
When they said the boil that haunts them the top right was the picture in my mind

No. 1484857

File: 1674976088447.png (77.53 KB, 275x183, 8A8F4947-ABB0-4097-BDC8-3354AB…)

I’m no where near the art in this thread but all day in my head this:

Let the kitties hit the floor
Let the kitties hit the floor
Let the kitties hit the floor
Let the kitties hit the floor
Eating.. for four
Doordash much more
(Here we go, here we go, here we go now)
One, nothing wrong with me
Two, except for my bpd
Three, and my canabis emesis
Four, and my internet stalkers
One, something's got to give
Two, I’m a victim please forgive
Let the kitties hit the FLOOOORRRR

No. 1484887

File: 1674980373883.png (1.47 MB, 1000x1000, F5830419-1D75-402C-8EDA-1F5672…)

Shaygoth Ur welcomes you, Sonnier, my old daddy.

No. 1485002

>>1484294
47 i believe

No. 1485021

This song is literally her

No. 1485065

File: 1675007411722.png (1.24 MB, 1158x715, CatGate2023.png)

for the archives

No. 1485067

>>1484651
I scream laughed

No. 1485079

File: 1675009387706.gif (9.98 MB, 480x746, 1675003909825.gif)

from the /snow/ thread

No. 1485081

I know there are zoomers here, can one of you make a caput edit of her? Thank you fellow tards

No. 1485136

>>1482216
Anon who made this: You're my hero.

No. 1485328

File: 1675024716752.jpg (54.83 KB, 1000x1006, 328247902_757671759022022_6941…)

POV: Your cat is missing and you walk into your bedroom.

No. 1485384

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You goddamn liberals ruin everything, if a man can’t jerk off to a beautiful young woman pretending to be his daughter then what else do I have besides my glass pipes? I will pay dolly’s rent and buy her door dash all day every day. She calls me daddy, what do you got? Does that make you wanna cry, you little snowflake? I don’t care.

No. 1485408

>>1485384
kek i love the shaytorium

No. 1485470

File: 1675032873906.jpeg (690.62 KB, 1169x1615, CA2C6D6D-92BA-4CDE-BD59-6ACDC8…)

shayna two sentence horror creepy pasta #1

shayna goes to the abandoned Charlotte Russe in the backrooms

nothing fits

No. 1485506

>>1485384
KEK do mike slack next

No. 1485507

>>1485065
>>1484857
Both her and Shane are way too thin in these drawings kek

No. 1485542

>>1485079
Shay did 9/11

No. 1485607

File: 1675045972516.jpeg (248.83 KB, 1540x1046, 7966C76B-7EDD-437C-8CFF-48C106…)

I’m thinking of doing a full Shayna X liminal spaces/dead malls series

No. 1485611

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>>1485607
Samefag, I also made shayna in the backrooms, but it kind of started giving meth den/tuna vibes

No. 1485621

>>1485506
If a man can’t jerk off to his biological daughter then he has the right to bear arms and run you THE FUCK over with his semi-truck. Libtard

No. 1485628

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No. 1485649

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No. 1485657

File: 1675052979605.jpg (109.34 KB, 724x868, 1675028596770.jpg)

unedited parallel dimension shat

No. 1485702

>>1485607
Don’t ruin abandoned buildings and dead malls for me with this ugly piece of crap

No. 1485703

>>1485079
rest in pepperonis, Mr Peanut Butter

No. 1485813

File: 1675084421315.jpg (66.02 KB, 234x234, 1674694026716_edit_78650735733…)

How can you see into my eyes like two black turds?
Leading you down into my mind where I've become so dumb
Without my love (love), I'm sleeping on a bed with mold
He left me here and then he went back home

(Text me back) text me back tonight
(I cannot cope) text me back tonight
(Save me) call my shayme and save me from the farm
(Text me back) put my diaper on
(I cannot cope) before I come undone
(Save me) save me from the nothing I've become

Come to my house
I've been living a lie
There's nothing inside
Come to my house

Now that I know what I'm without, you can't just leave me
Come back to me and then spoil me
Come (come) to (to) my house

(Text me back) text me back tonight
(I cannot cope) text me back tonight
(Save me) call my shayme and save me from the farm
(Text me back) put my diaper on
(I cannot cope) before I come undone
(Save me) save me from the nothing I've become

Come to my house
I've been living a lie
There's nothing inside
Come to my house

Frozen inside without your fat, without your love
Daddy, only you are the cure for my bpd
All this time, I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark, but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years, it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without a call, without a plush, without his rules
Don't let me die here, there must be something more
Come to my house

(Text me back) text me back tonight
(I cannot cope) text me back tonight
(Save me) call my shayme and save me from the farm
(Text me back) put my diaper on
(I cannot cope) before I come undone
(Save me) save me from the nothing I've become

Come to my house
I've been living a lie
There's nothing inside
Come to my house

No. 1485903

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If normies non degenerates saw Shayna’s posts she’d be roasted all over Twitter

No. 1485954

>>1484677
IS THAT SILVIA NIGHT KEK

No. 1485958

>>1485903
The lack of shame is what "they" are pushing because there's a lot of money in making shameless men a and women like Shayna. If nobody kink shames them every freshly 18 year old girl will make a onlyfans getting pissed on and you better not say shit because that's kink shaming.
Oh her whole asshole is out? Gross but she's expressing herself plus she's queen, they literally have to show their asshole it's how they communicate. Oh grown man in a school girls outfit? That's a woman and there's nothing wrong with that, thats how some women like to dress.
Keep shaming these people. Keep showing them that normal people don't have twitter worm brain.
The reason shayna has no real friends who aren't sex workers because she knows a lot of people think it's gross and even more think larger as q fucking child is even more disgusting.

No. 1485959

>>1485958
*queer not queen shorry

No. 1485964

SHAYFAGS I NEED INPUT. I'm going to make Shayna in the sims 4. What iconic Shayrstyle should I use? The turd bun is iconic but idk there have been so many rancid hairstyles I just don't know what to choose!!!

No. 1485978

>>1485964
POST PICTURES OF THE HAIRSTYLES SO WE CAN CHOOSE. I have sims 4 open right now kek.

No. 1486006

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pedo fattel

No. 1486008

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No. 1486015

File: 1675106024187.png (410.21 KB, 403x739, chd.png)

>>1485964
turd braids, the dead spider, the cone head, the yaniv wig
There's so much to choose from and it's all equally hideous

No. 1486017

File: 1675106066167.png (5 MB, 2472x2088, hmmwhich one(s).png)

>>1485978
Okay, so I really wanted to do her goofy poodle pigtails like >>1484249 or her GIANT bun like >>1484625 but I couldn't find suitable hairstyles BUT here are some that could work. Whatchu think anon??

No. 1486020

I'm thinking of getting some mayochup and pink whine. Burning it under a picture of Fupaul and Shane. To hopefully curse Shayna/shane/fupaul. Hope my ritual works. Shay witches use pur powers for good

No. 1486022

>>1486017
They are all too nice and I have that first hair kek, I make my successful mom wear it. It's too cute. Use the second hair and there's some alpha turd braids as well. I'm sure there's chapped lips lipstick, I know theirs veins for tirs overlays but not for only one.
I'm on mobile if not I'd probably make a shaypack kek and share it

No. 1486030

>>1486017
the first one

No. 1486076

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No. 1486087

>>1485964
Traits: Lazy, Jealous, Slob; Parenthood life skills: Irresponsible, Uncontrolled Emotion, Bad Manners, Argumentative. Will you shayre the sim? Otherwise I plan to make her as well as her pets, then use a mod to make a gang of toddlers kill her and rescue her pets.

No. 1486089

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>>1486087
You can also use Basemental Drugs to simulate her weed and alcohol addiction.

No. 1486094

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>>1486076
Mimi Kannasis

No. 1486211

>>1485813
NONNIE

No. 1486287

File: 1675123513707.jpeg (467.04 KB, 828x895, F7BCE744-5DE8-4AFF-88E1-9F9FE9…)

this is the crayola model fuckin magic shayna medallion i made during a mental episode

No. 1486315

>>1486287
Kek Nona wtf
(I love it)

No. 1486318

>>1486287
I love it nona

No. 1486323

>>1486287
Nona nona nona this is shamazing

No. 1486355

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No. 1486424

File: 1675133306056.png (1.77 MB, 1920x1017, shaysimshayMADNESS.png)

>>1486087
>>1486030
>>1486022
>>1486015
>>1485964
>>1485978
Okay Shaytards, I've downloaded a lot of cc hair and extra cc just for this Shay sim. I am quite autistic so I need some input on how the face looks. It doesn't scream Shayna to me but it's pretty similar. There is something about it that feels off though. I want to make this as close as I can. (Also I'm totally down for sharing the Shaysim but I want it to be perfect. It's what you shining Shaystars deserve ♥ )

No. 1486428

>>1486424
Samefag, I want to say that finding hair is #ShayHard. There are really no good cc hairs that convey that kind of "greasy, frizzy, overgrown root, terminal stoner" vibe that she naturally possesses.

No. 1486438

>>1486424
Looks fine but you could put the eyebrows higher and make them thinner. And maybe different lips and jaw

No. 1486442

>>1486424
Please somehow get the gray bimbo sweatshirt

No. 1486451

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>>1486424
Nice! I think make thinner lips (her cupids bow is not that defined), add nasolabial folds, thinner brows and higher up, darker eye colour. here’s a reference pic. I’m so excited to see this sim meticulously crafted by the Shaynatorium kek

No. 1486473

File: 1675139217686.png (1.92 MB, 1920x1017, shaysim part deux.png)

>>1486438
>>1486451
Thanks for the help nonnies! Here is an updated version. I still think it could be better but I think it resembles her a bit more. So many of my cc sliders are broken unfortunately, I could really fine-tune it if they worked. Sigh.
>>1486442
I found some trashy "bimbo club" crop tops. One of the swatches says "I like fast men, fast cars, and fast food" KEKKKK

No. 1486571

>>1486473
Top kek nonna she’s looking shayalicious. Maybe change her skin to a grey / white / cool undertone?

No. 1486603

File: 1675153270334.png (1.37 MB, 1362x960, 1527626463605.png)

>>1486473
Kek I remember making a shaysim and fupa back in the day.

No. 1486604

File: 1675153374729.png (1.04 MB, 1204x666, 1527627666225.png)

>>1486603
The good old sleeping on a rug days

No. 1486606

>>1486604
Wtf you predicted the jiggly puff stuffed therefore the Shane Pierre Sonnier sage years later

No. 1486607

>>1486606
*stuffed, also where did you get that two piece? (Pink skirt with matching jacket?)

No. 1486608

>>1486607
*STUFFIE lord sorry

No. 1486643

>>1486603
Kekkkkkk the fucking lady gloves

No. 1486666

>>1486424
i love the collective shayms4 autism sm

No. 1486668

>>1486287
i'm screaming at this i'm in awe

No. 1486715

File: 1675169979662.png (1.74 MB, 954x1173, 1508298013903.png)


No. 1486717

File: 1675170088895.jpeg (26.85 KB, 174x275, 1515042638272.jpeg)

She has always resembled a garden gnome.

No. 1486730

>>1486087
I completely spaced Insensitive as the last Parenthood life skill, I would like to formally shaypologize for any possible inference that Shayna is not inshaynsitive.

No. 1486760

The idea of making Shaynas in different races and sizes making a shayverse where they all start off in the same place but slowly develop personalities, wants/likes and their own style seems so tempting to do in sims 4 ngl.

No. 1486762

>>1486287
Nona you should color this with paint put it on a necklace and sell this

No. 1486838

>>1486760
Whores are flowing out like endless booze into a solo cup, They slither while they pass, they slip away across the Shaynaverse…

No. 1486876

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No. 1486919

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>>1486287
Please paint this. Imagine if someone made a Shayna totem

No. 1486925

File: 1675183665093.gif (1.34 MB, 397x397, 1523156524375.gif)


No. 1486965

File: 1675186735040.jpg (223.41 KB, 537x810, 1535229013126.jpg)

never forget the terribly edited shrink porn

No. 1486967

File: 1675186854132.jpg (Spoiler Image, 621.08 KB, 1200x675, 1535233484111.jpg)

this looks like one of our edits kek

No. 1486981

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No. 1486995

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All this great shaysim tism makes me wanna do one when I’m off work!!! Gonna put the kids to bed tn and let my autism run free can’t wait to share w all you talented psychos kek

No. 1487012

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No. 1487085

>>1486995
should..should I make today "Sharts & Crafts?" Day?? Are Tuesdays Sharts and Craft Days and Fridays where we share music? Don't make me do it nonnie ,I will.

No. 1487089

>>1482120
This is creepy, as in creepy of you to make and post a photo that looks like this woman is naked

No. 1487097

>>1487089
nta but isn't that just the original picture? i think nonna just gave them new faces and blurred velmas legs

No. 1487140

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No. 1487154

>>1486919
i was planning on painting it which is why it looked like this but it ended up cracking apart. i made it last june or july. probably for the better, i don't want to accidentally invoke some dark shaygic…
>>1487140
beautiful work nona thanks for the colorwork!

No. 1487178

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No. 1487182

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No. 1487193

I saw Shayna and Shane at Pike Place Market a little under a month ago. She was wearing an ill-fitting pink tracksuit and he looked like a creepy brony with bad hygiene. She was talking really loudly and I didn't hear him say anything back. I guess she was probably showing him all the tourist spots? I can't lie I was really excited to see them IRL, but I didn't want to post on the main thread since there is no milk. Honestly, Shay looks average/normal in person, she posts really unflattering images of herself… I stared at her because I couldn't stop thinking about all of the gross baby diaper shit she posts online.

No. 1487197

>>1487193
KEKKKK i can't believe you could just hold it in for so long i mean it's not like you can just talk to your friends that you saw this pedo pandering piece of shit with 130 threads on an autistic gossip site in real life. did you take any pictures because i would've tried but i'm also really unhinged

No. 1487218

>>1487140
I love your enthusiastic autism nonnie (I am assuming you are the OP aka the superintendent of our insane asylum). I look forward to the next sharts and crafts tuesday!!

No. 1487229

>>1487193
I wish Shaynus would come to Shaycago so I could try to spot her lmao it’s ok if you didn’t get pics, your story doesn’t sound fake to me but I’m surprised she’s not as hideous IRL; she looks like she’d be worse!

No. 1487286

>>1487193
How did you not say anything about this after it happened? I call bs, this sounds like some schizo lies that the schizo troid would come up with

No. 1487287

>>1486020
I’ve got free time myself but is there any danger to hexing or cursing someone? I’ve heard that if you put the energy out it will come back to you. Lmk, I’m a noob to witchcraft.

No. 1487289

File: 1675204164309.gif (90.42 KB, 151x166, 1673950614266.gif)

Shayna is horrible and everything but picrel is how I envision the people bashing her for her attempts at cooking.

No. 1487311

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No. 1487322

>>1486603
This is so fucking funny I’m in the middle of a laughing fit

No. 1487339

File: 1675207934261.png (2.94 MB, 2149x1436, toshaypostornottoshaypost.png)

With over 100 threads, an entirely separate board for the express purpose of sharing memes, Shayna has solidified herself as perhaps the most popular lolcow to have ever hit the scene. What is it about Shayna, Dolly Mattel, Big Shaynus, that has so thoroughly captured the hearts and minds of anons?

The question has been brought to the Shaynatorium before, but I'd like to take a moment to actually dig into it. Please join me in this time of contemplation, nonnies, so that we may step closer into the light of the truth.

Personally, I think Shayna is so provocative in large part because she represents a distorted amalgamation of all things modern women fear: prostitution, dependence on substances, loser boyfriends, online exposure, utter lack of self awareness, intense weight gain, chronic public humiliation, loneliness, and endless hygeine/health related issues. Of course the fact that this could have all been avoided had Shayna simply had the sense to take her parents up on the offer of a free education also strikes at the heart of many an anon, as most of us would love to have the same opportunity for ourselves. Her origin story as a cute girl who achieved Tumblr fame only to slowly descend into a disgusting freakshow is also strikes at the archetypal modern woman, as Shayna's is a cautionary tale for any young girl who spends too much time on the internet.

I could go on, but I mostly want to hear from my fellow Shayheads and nonnies. Why are were here? What is it about Shayna that produces such autistic fascination within us?

No. 1487356

>>1487339
Wow, this is pure autism. (and i love it.)

I think she's popular because she is an "easy" cow to follow. She fails at her job which is funny, she fails at most thing which… is funny, and she doesn't change much. You could stop lurking at thread #90 and come back at thread #100 and not lose much. She is also quite gross, as in gross enough to be a lolcow, but not too gross like horrorcows that you don't even want to see.

No. 1487357

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Adding my autism

No. 1487366

>>1487357
this is so good please post it in the main thread too nona kek

No. 1487367

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No. 1487375

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No. 1487411

>>1487339
I almost became her? I guess… I was a dumbass stoner blog turned wannabe cam whore who was not very good at it but thought I was. (her and I fought frequently too) I had started to turn away from that choice in life when I found her threads and it helped keep me on the right path, not whatever….the fuck this is
Do I think I'm holier than thou? Yeah I guess so.
Part of me used to be jealous she had this infamy but good god I'm glad I never reached shayna-tier stupidity and turned my life around.

Is that what you wanted to hear? Lol

No. 1487415

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Memories consume like opening the ass,
I'm spreading it apart again,
You all assume I'm high here in my room unless I start to drink again,
I don't want to be the one the daddies always leave
Cause in my head I realized that I am a cocksleeve
I don't want you poaching my daddies in my replies
I got dibs on Womack and Slack, had them since My prime
So I'm leeeeaaaking from my ass
I'm leeeaking from my ass, On cam.

Pause the cam sesh,
I tightly grab my ass,
My anus is in such anguish,
It always leaks,
because it's so stretched out,
It is a liabilityyy

No. 1487421

>>1487411
What did you guys fight about? Any screencaps or anything?

No. 1487427

>>1487421
I don't have any, this was all the way back, the same time or prior to the original first thread. It wasn't significant enough to me to keep receipts not when I was being a dramatic little dumbass in other ways with other people lol

No. 1487446

>>1487411
Wow glad you got out.

No. 1487462

File: 1675218097973.png (81.59 KB, 561x293, Capture.PNG)

hope nona found her way here, shaytarded ass

No. 1487463

>>1487357
NONA this is mainthread worthy thank you for taking part in Sharts & Crafts tuesdays, i'm working on a full 7 day Shaytivity calender

No. 1487486

>>1487415
this is fucking killing me

No. 1487494

Most of the reason that I read the Shay thread is just because anons in that thread are so fucking funny. I know some anons skip threads and don’t miss anything but the commentary kills me. I have to follow the thread because the anons are so entertaining. God bless your edits and jokes. Strange to think I’ve been following her thread for years and had some of the heartiest laughs of my life from anons I will never meet irl. I have major respect for the artfag anons who have made uncannily accurate fan art.

Ily shayanons, please never shaynge.

No. 1487540

>>1487367
This one gets me cackling so good every time. I first saw that retard pigtail meme in the 5th grade on ebaumsworld so it feels special to me

No. 1487544

>>1487357
You have to post this in the main thread! Definitely thread pic worthy kek

No. 1487601

>>1487356
This. I only got in at like, thread 90 or something. But I don't really feel the need to catch up on all the shay lore because she does the same fucking thing every day anyway. Easily digestable milk for when you're bored and want to have a laugh

No. 1487669

Honestly glad we never gotta dig for thread pics anymore

No. 1487739

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No. 1487759

Drop your favorite Shay Theories nonnies
>shaynas implants is causing her sickness and she doesn't tell the doctors about it
> shaynas very jealous of her step sister
>Ellen is paying for half of shaynas rent for some reason, I assume there's something she gets out of it. Maybe shayna let's her use the house for her boyfriends?
,>doesn't Ellen stay with her parents?
>shayna is addicted to pills

No. 1487762

>>1487739
The shiggle I just let out
>Shayna+Shat+giggle

No. 1487765

>>1487739
you made her that bimbo mary magdalene from /snow/!!! cute shayna would unironically love this.

No. 1487766

>>1487759
i literally second all of these, hardly tinfoils

No. 1487869

Just woke up from a dream about Shayna. It was long and convoluted (trying to find trains to the airport, etc.) But I'll describe the best bits.

She chose me as her "chaperone" (bodyguard) to go with her on this two-week long trip to the Bahamas with this rich old sugar daddy. The whole way to the airport I was being super friendly and reassuring her that I wouldn't even look at the guy for too long, because she'd feel like I was her competition for his money.

We get to the Bahamas and sit in this like giant glass-walled room with views of the beach, and order some drinks. She immediately starts throwing back drink after sugary drink. Then the sugar daddy candidate walked in. He was your average nasty sleezy 50-year-old businessman. But he brought another woman with him. She was elegant, confident, THIN, and beautiful. They say they've known each other for a couple years, and are good friends. Shayna was clearly PISSED that he had another, hotter woman to give attention to, but I started making conversation with her (because I was leaving the man for Shayna to talk to. She sat silently listening to me talk to the woman instead.) The woman was a like an executive biological research scientist for a massive company, learning how to protect marine mammals from her company's operations. This closely aligns with my desired career path so I got SUPER excited (and more than a little gay) so I started talking to her a ton.

Eventually the dude decides he wants to dance so I'm like sweet, and pull the other girl to her feet and start dancing with her. Shayna walks into the corner with her "man" and they talk over even more drinks, but I glance over a few times and he's watching me and my new friend instead of her.

Eventually it's getting late so we all go sit down again and start discussing our sleeping arrangements and plans for the next day. During the entire conversation Shayna is lying face down on the booth seat, not speaking to anyone. Throwing a tantrum. I can tell the man is super turned off by her already. The other girl and I are like "we'll room together, Shayna you can go with him" and she doesn't respond. So the other girl and I go to our room and have a great night.

not gonna shit up the dreams thread with my stupid shatna dreams but it made me laugh that she can't even land a whale in a dream. she got drunk and pitched a fit because he knew other women. The sleezy man got tired of her before the first night was even over. I made a cool new friend and business connection.

Deleted/reposted to add: I was supposed to call her "Dolly" the entire time, but everyone else was using their normal, functioning adult names, so I slipped up a couple times and called her Shayna. She got pissed every time and the dude thought it was funny.

No. 1487901

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No. 1487907

>>1487540
Kek same, but for me it was just searching "ugly" or "ugliest person ever" on google when I was a child. That picture is iconic.
>>1487901
Good lord I need thirst trap edits of Shame. The wojack picture would be hilarious.

No. 1487919

File: 1675277983097.webm (9.81 MB, 1080x1920, IMG_2723.webm)

>>1487901
Reposting for the archives

No. 1487972

>>1487759
Shayna is absolutely jealous of her stepsister. Her stepsister is actually beautiful and she's not a pedopandering baby bimbo e-whore. I assume she has an actual job. Guaranteed Shayna's father talks more about his stepdaughter's accomplishments before he ever even mentions Shayna.

Also Shayna hasn't really mentioned Ellen in a while. My tinfoil is that they're kind of at the end of their "relationship" but I do think Ellen helps pay for her apartment. For what, only god knows.

No. 1488024

>>1487972
Ellen is lonely and dying.

No. 1488033

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No. 1488050

>>1485964
When you’re done, drop the Gallery link, I wanna add her my Lolcow Gauntlet (using the Extreme Violence mod to make lolcow Sims auto kill each other until one remains)

No. 1488056

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No. 1488088

>>1488050
Please add Jill, Stefany, and Kathy McMahon to the gauntlet… also please post pictures of them killing each other kek

No. 1488126

>>1488056
She looks like Madonna

No. 1488189

what i find funny is pink probably isn't even Shayna's favorite color, kek, I bet it's like brown or green, she's so deep into this shit every inch of her life is consumed with. She can't eat or sleep without wonder
>Hmm is this tweetable?
>Will this moment be the thing that makes me go viral?
>Hmm, I should buy this so I can take a picture
Bitch can't even use normal drinking instruments without some retarded larp.
In fact when you THINK about it, her house is a bunch of shitty set pieces all splattered with pink shit but only in places she takes pictures.
>Bathroom- Pink shit
>kitchen- a literal jumbled corner of pink she she purchused JUST to take pictures with/videos not really use
her room was basically grey and white, so is her living room. Hold up, it's weird. Every space that isn't used for her porn shit is colorless bland. Always has been.
it's blowing my mind to think that her favorite color isn't pink yet she tailors her whole life down to her ugly ass clothing with sex work in mind.
What a fucking hell

No. 1488196

>>1487972
when nonnies exposed she had a step sister, I remember finding her page, I went to look back during shats fucking tik tok phase where she tried to look like a Sims with alpha cc instead of Maxis match, and her sister's tiktoks show her on beautiful vacays, with pretty thin friends, all dressed nicely, like wow. Imagine having that woman as your step sister. Meanwhile you blew up, doing porn and you aren't even successful at it. It must suck.
You cannot tell me that Shayna's step sister and her friend, weren't pretending to be all, "Sex work is real work" when she talked about it, but probably were cringing or just thinking Shayna is weird. IF she even spent much time around them. I assume she stuck with her dad/brother.
But holy shit I was shocked she not only had a female sibling but it was someone the total oppiste of her in everyway.
DO NOT POST HER OR HER SOCIAL MEDIA SHAYTARDS.
I also believe it was her who came to Shayna's thread to say,
>can you stop sending porn to her step sister? I love shayna and I support sex work
Or whatever post that was. I think she also called it gross or something.

No. 1488201

ellen is really shayna's mother

No. 1488220

>>1488056
Anon you made her look like a middle eastern influencer
>>1488196
Tbh her step sister seems like a sweet girl, I think she pities Shayna. Imo she doesn’t think “ew” or cringe when she sees her, she probably just feels bad and tries to include her. I think her parents are the ones who are literally annoyed with her and the step sister picks up on it.

No. 1488223

>>1488189
Lol true. She used to wear a lot of black and dark red before the bimbo/pink phase

No. 1488231

>>1488223
and her famous
>I hate that Pink is seen as Kinky
Rant, just to make her whole life revolve around that color and the shit she complained about at that time. All for scrote attention sad

No. 1488274

>>1487178
why does she look like venus here kek

No. 1488337

>>1487339
sorry to reply a day late but i wanted to weigh in. i used to be a stoner blog or at least followed a lot of them when i first started smoking around 18. i remember seeing shayna orbiting around and always hated her face and admittedly was jealous of her body. i never followed her because her attitude and face pissed me off so bad. and as soon as she started doing camwhore shit i saw those post EVERYWHERE because the other stoner girls on tumblr would reblog fucking anything. i started seeing that she and others were doing weird ddlg shit but intermixed with the smoking content. all of them started camming and posting nudes with payment links all at the same time. so i left the scene and unfollowed a lot of them. years later im on lolcow trying to find info on nicole dollanganger, and i decided to explore the website a little more and there she is, in all her glory, shayna. i remember seeing the pic of her eating the penis pasta in a white shirt and being like, wtf, that's that same skinny bitch from tumblr????? i think this was post fupa era. i was so shocked i went all the way back to the first thread and read literally every post, i became shaydicted.
similar to what other nonnies have said, i think i continue to check back in not only because she's a reliable comfort character, but also because i feel like this could have easily been me in a different life. i use her to motivate me to be better, try harder, and to love and value myself. im also a hating ass bitch and i absolutely love to see someone i was once jealous of, physique wise, balloon up to at least +50lbs compared to myself, and also to have literally nothing going for her besides pissing on her own carpet alone without even a decent home cooked meal to look forward to.
at this point, i just feel like i need the closure of seeing her quit SW or being cancelled off the internet/dropping off into obscurity

No. 1488391

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The Shaytards if they served

No. 1488395

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>>1488391
that's it sir,
you're leaving
the crackle
of pig skin
the dust and
the screaming
the yuppies networking
the panic,
the vomit
the panic,
the vomit
god loves his children
god loves his children, yeah

No. 1488397

>>1488220
I'm pretty sure that her brother at least dislikes her. Remember that it was his friends who told him about Shay's tumblr blog.

No. 1488406

Idk how to do Dropbox links and I’m on an iPhone so webms are fucky. Hopefully a smarter nona can archive this.

No. 1488603

Every man who gets off to shaynas diaper porn is a pedo and needs to be on a list. It's not even just wearing a diaper to humiliate or shitting/pissing in a diaper. It's her literally mimicking an babu.
Shayna whining about the REAL PEDOs pisses me off. She spoke to a real pedo and did nothing. Imagine how often these ddlg speak to men who basically admit "I'm attracted to minors, say you are underaged, that's the age I like. Let's talk about Minors sexually " and they just make a twitter post. Not even calling the scrote out.
Again, there's been famous cases of pedophiles telling people they are pedos and people not doing shit.
From Ian Watkins, I think the subway dude, that dude from Glee.
When anyone says they are attracted to minors BELIEVE THEM. I hate shayna so much, she doesn't even care or see who is really around her. Or she does and doesn't care because it benefits her

No. 1488668

Happy national shayhog day nonnies

No. 1488736

>>1488668
? Should I update my shaylender what is todays celebration?

No. 1488861

File: 1675362941899.png (1.35 MB, 1200x1200, shaytaanintheweight.png)

Shaytaan In The Wait

That fatty had a head like a bovine
Face like she was sucking stale cum through a straw
'Some faces not even a mother could love'
Says the spit and spatter of broken bongs from above
'There's a two now where a one first used to be'
The scale tells our Shaytaan before her sleep
Every night she eats, and cries near her fuckmachine
Then she sees herself stomping around in the mirror with pink wine
Sees an alcoholic worm
With a pink shein skirt on the stomach of a whale
Can't live without weed for a several days
she says
I just want Shane P Sonnier back, she says
She says she wouldn't wait for the boils and the hair to fade
Says you'll want to finger her for three bucks near an Applebee's

Original is Satan In The Wait by Daughters. Sorry nonnies

No. 1488875

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question shaytards, so we no longer can post art? I guess the Shaynatourim is where we'll now get new thread pictures?

No. 1488876

>>1488875
Also what does this redtext mean kek, poor nona

No. 1488911

>>1488876
It's basically Florida's version of Britain's "sectioning" aka involuntary institutionalization kek.

No. 1488918

It's American week in Lidl and they had Mayochup. My first thought upon seeing it was Fat Shat's asshole. Being a Shaytard is a cursed existence.

No. 1489019

>>1488736
Just groundhog day lol

No. 1489046

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She looks so goofy sometimes like a man in a fat suit being over the top like Eddie Murphy as Rasputia or Martin Lawrence as Big Momma. Comedian fart anon was right. No sexiness just silly zany sex. Womack must feel like she’s a kindred spirit or something.

No. 1489055

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Tinfoil theory: shayna wrote this

No. 1489356

>>1489055
It’s not Shayna because:
1) Shay would never end the relationship
2) If revenge is on her agenda, you damn well bet her bio mom is on the top of that list and not her dad.

I also feel like she would never shut up about the affair. And also she calls every shes fucking “dad” so how would we ever know any better? Bleak.

No. 1489390

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Doesn't the lady at the bottom look like shat kek.

No. 1489513

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googoo gaga farmers will Shaynus live long enough to be in her elderly ABDL arc

No. 1489522

>>1489390
that's andrew wood kek

No. 1489741

>>1487762
NONNIE

No. 1489773

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>>1489522
Rest In Peace
He do be a shayna doppelgänger tho

No. 1489955

File: 1675468779446.gif (1.66 MB, 261x209, bacon rolls.gif)

Jon Kendall Cox licks bacon grease from shayna's neck rolls

No. 1490038

>>1489955
I hate this. This activates my fight or flight

No. 1490054

>>1488861
Love this

No. 1490148

WHAT HAPPENED TO RIBMEAT?

No. 1490181

>>1488406
Holy SHIT KEK her face is so fucking scary

No. 1490182

>>1488861
Based Daughters nonnie

No. 1490274

Ask your regurgitated questions about Shayna having or not having an implant here sheeeesh

No. 1490282

>>1490274
Anyone who still thinks Shayna doesn't have an implant is too retarded to live.

No. 1490284

>>1488406
NONITA PLEASE I am fucking spluttering, holy mother of kek

No. 1490315

Can someone spoon feed me caps about her necrotic titty implant? Why hasn’t she gone to get it taken care of? All this time I thought it was naturally disgusting but knowing it’s some infected implant coated in scar tissue makes me wanna hurl. She’s gonna go septic and die from it, mark my words. Screenshot this post cause I’m calling it now, her titty will kill her before she’s 40 unless she gets it seen to by a doctor.

No. 1490319

>>1490315
because she chooses to spend all her money on garbage and I guess her dad won't pay for it

No. 1490324

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use the search function and ctrl+f nona

No. 1490325

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samefag

No. 1490409

>>1490315
Chuckling to myself at the thought of shay laying on an operating table.

No. 1490483

>>1490324
As an OG implant tinfoiler, who would get peppered whenever I claimed it when she was still thin.. it's so satisfying how now its flipped and if someone says she DOESNT have an implant they now get peppered kek.

No. 1490491

>>1490483
Samefag but just gotta add;
The biggest achievements in shaynology was the titfoilers who wouldnt stfu being right, and the anon who caught fupa reflecting in her sunglasses kek.

No. 1490501

>>1490491
dont forget nona who discovered her poland syndrome

No. 1490506

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No. 1490507

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>>1490315
missing chunk from her back where fat was grafted

No. 1490539

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>>1490315
And here’s another good shot of the fat graft. We call it her chicken wing.

No. 1490554

>>1490315
open up:

- shayna always had one tit with lots of veins
- when she was in highschool there was a rumour one of her tits was an implant. source of rumour was shayna telling different people different stories
- story was that shayna needed to get an implant in one tit due to a medical condition and it happened at a young age
- shayna would never and still has never publicly addressed it
- shayna would love to point out her veiny tit and show it off as “unique”
- as there were no proof, nonas would often i fight or go off topic in long debates over if her weird tit was real or not. got a point it became bannable to discuss it
- as time went on and shayna got more fat, nonas noticed her natural tit was starting to sag but the fake veiny tit would not change
- when shayna would shake her tits or jump around naked only the natural tit would move normally, the fake tit would stay still
- nonas also starting to notice it would be very pink or a different colour compared to her natural tit
- the fatter she got the more obvious it became, the natural tit continues to sag more causing her to get “wonky tits”
- at same time nonas noticed weird folding and swelling around the fake tit
- nona discovers Poland Syndrome and it seems to be our best hypothesis at this time of what happened to shayna and why she needed to get an implant at such a young age
- poland syndrome would also explain why he has a weird chunk of missing fat behind her armpit on that side.

No. 1490557

>>1490554
samefag forgot to add:

- poland syndrome surgery they insert a plastic implant under the pectoral so that would explain why her veins are so prominent on that side as the implant is pushing everything forward

No. 1490793

I just wanted to say I’m so fucking glad I was keeping up with the threads when the reflection of Fupa was caught in the hubcap and the glasses. Sigh that was some of the creamiest milk…

No. 1491010

>>1490554
NTA but it’s pretty sad that her veiny boob is the only thing that makes her “unique” from other naked desperate women online. Really just goes to show how bleak and sickening the sex industry is.

No. 1491122

Shaytards what are small things shayna does that causes you to Shay-log?
>Crusty lips- I do not understand how she can get on camera with her lips that dry. Also when she lurks does she not see the comments on her lips? Or is it just something she doesn't even notice?? Dry nonnies answer this pls!!

>When she does her mouth like / or \. That shit is so fucking ugly and it bothers me on a personal level. I do not know why she does it. It makes her mouth look like a dry cut

>Why she never mentions her boobs

I feel like it's something thats she's insecure about, but as much as she overshares and acts like she has no shame, I don't know. I do not get why she hasn't pulled out the victim card. Then again, I feel she never tells us the true reasons for her doctor visits. I know this sounds like a "Shayobession"
But she shares everything, so I do wonder why those things that could make her sympathic would be what she hides.
The scrotes she fucks or lets see her naked, don't care about her small boob. Apperently she's okay with being naked IRL around people with it.

>wearing the same clothes and then saying how cute she looks.

I know we all repeat, but if you call attention an outfit with daily pictures of yourself, how about you NOT wear the same thing multiple times a week
>Tiktoks
>acting retarded about the pedos who contact her.
>saying she's a good person, who does good things, but all she does is retweet shit or post shit. Doesn't do anything nice for anyone.

No. 1491125

>>1491122
The arrogance kek. She has small moments where she acts smug and criticizes her peers, her parents, the haydurs. For example when she said she was too good for college. In her position (a broke loser) I think she could be more humble.

No. 1491131

File: 1675561299176.png (1.61 MB, 723x898, 1675556898242.png)

i think that the more talented nonas can make some good edits from this

No. 1491136

>>1491125
My new tinfoil is all that shit was projection at her siblings. She tries to look down on them because she didn't take daddy's money and go to school, she is "taking" other people's college funds! kek.
Instead, they are nice looking parts of society and she's the one having to deal with retards talking about minors sexually, retarded cam girls with vendettas, Baldi's Gaysics fucking her, being called a nazi etc.

No. 1491159

My favorite thing about the main shayna thread is how nonnies insult the retarded unsaged fags, then when the retarded unsaged fags respond like you know they would, they agrue over and over. With more people joining in.
Like you know that agruing with the retarded unsaged fags means nothing and you are also shitting up the thread?

No. 1491172

>>1491122
She’s always had dry, crusty, peeling, cracked, and/or scabbed lips. Nonnies have been discussing it since thread 1 and she’s never done anything to fix it. She’s an addict though and addicts usually have horrible hygiene.
The weird mouth thing bothers me too, she looks like she’s experiencing facial paralysis.

I’ll add to this list:
The Chicken Dance
When she picks her skin on cam
When she neglects or abuses her pets

No. 1491183

breffast
frens
And that stupid yaniv smirk
Her Retarted twitter posts about insert fucked up thing here as soon as I see "Mumma" I check the fuck out.
That's just off the top of my head.

Also I think about the Shayna threads be giving me brain damage meme way too often lol

No. 1491200

Sometimes I think the real Shaynatorium is the /snow/ thread lol

No. 1491204

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art of my bimbo queen

No. 1491211

>>1491204
she looks like shes gonna grow up to run a bathhouse for cute and whimsical spirits

No. 1491213

>>1491122
When she suicide baits or begs for rent money

No. 1491217

Her smirk is so ugly. She looks worse in selfies than in candids

No. 1491218

>>1491204
This is so accurate and exactly what she looks like. The nose and neck are spot on kek

No. 1491220

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She’s so huge she built like a damn Mucinex monster

No. 1491221

>>1491122
when she announces that she's not wearing underwear in public or when she flashes in public bathrooms. troon behaviour

No. 1491222

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>>1491200
Or when Vivi self posts and excuses Shayna of skin walking her.

No. 1491225

>>1491222
I know right, she makes me want to vomit. She's not nearly as interesting or funny as shayna. Nobody even mentions her or cares about her, she's just so pathetic, it's weird how she drew fanart of shayna, orbited her and sat in her threads and then invited her to her house. What a nutter. I bet you she wanted her bf to get head from shayna and describe it to her.

No. 1491271

>>1491204
put bows in her hair

No. 1491277

>>1491131
This disgusts me and I can't quite articulate why, probably because it's nearly 5AM and I need sleep. There's something about her laying there pretending to be a object waiting to used by men. It's gross like she's trying to be a child sex doll or it reminds me of men raping drugged women.

No. 1491291

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No. 1491294

>>1491291
perfect

No. 1491303

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>>1491291
bad at ps but i think she should be in all mismatched pinks

No. 1491313

>>1491303
Lmao the stains are just chefs kiss

No. 1491314

>>1491225
I completely forgot about the fanart! I wish I could remember which thread it was in, now I’m going to have to search for it

No. 1491315

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No. 1491316

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No. 1491493

The butt shaped lipstick and the ugly pale matte lipsticks. She genuinely hates her lips feeling moist and would rather wear gross colored dry lipstick, I bet when scrotes kiss her they are eating dry lip skin.

No. 1491627

late as hell, but i think i can't look away because she's just so bad at literally everything she does. It's so baffling and fascinating that she doesn't have a single thing she's ever done right or remotely well- the outfits she picks, the things she says, just everything from top to bottom is always off, executed poorly, or a complete failure. It's incredible, it's like watching someone trip and tumble down a hill, hitting every rock and branch in slow motion

No. 1491682

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No. 1491728

>>1491682
Crying at this

No. 1491783

>lovinglyhandmadepornography

No. 1491894

shaynas thread is soooo slooooooowwwww

No. 1491918

>>1491122
'breffast'
'frens'
incest & csa girlscout porn

No. 1491962

>>1491894
i feel like she's FOR REAL taking the plunge into FSSW after dipping her toes into it a few times now. She's tired of the farms ruining her friendships so we may actually being seeing Shayna finally accepting it and taking things offline. She knows she's never gonna get online fame because of her controversies and hate among twitter whores, and she cant just exist privately cause we'll watch and lol at her antics.

No. 1492053

>>1491918
kek, me too, I mean anyone with a functioning brain would want to shay-log over the pedo/rape/incest shit but I’m glad I’m not the only one who is (possibly irrationally) angered by “breffast” and “frens”

No. 1492072

Any anons here want to join together on a given day to do a “mass spell” on Shayna Clifford and curse her? I am not sure how witchcraft works entirely but I am willing to participate.

No. 1492081

>>1492072
would this be considered cowtipping kek

No. 1492090

>>1492072
all i want for shayna is continued self-inflected misery. we don't need magic for that

No. 1492093

>>1492072
>>1492090 is right, don't waste your candles on shayna

No. 1492347

>>1492072
She’s already cursed

No. 1492367

>>1492072
this is shaytistic even for the shaynatorium

No. 1492519

>>1492072
Speaking of magic shit, I looked up Shayna's birthday on my favorite astrology site. (I could be mistaken but I figured it was june 25, 1998.) It says that she has a "feminine nature that wants to be taken care of" lol and that "role playing is her special defense".

I also think maybe the "call for protection" could describe her virtue signaling on twitter.

http://universal-tao-eproducts.com/mp/files/sun-moon_cancer-pisces.pdf

No. 1492523

>>1492519
the fat hog was born 1997 since she turns 26 this year

No. 1492531

>>1492523
thanks for setting it straight. I double checked and her moon sign is still pisces. So she's the "charlatan" of the zodiac. Lol going off of this definition it seems accurate to me.

char·la·tan
/ˈSHärləd(ə)n,ˈSHärlətn/
noun
a person falsely claiming to have a special knowledge or skill; a fraud.

No. 1492583

>>1492519
her birthday is 26 June 1997

No. 1492595

>>1492531
lol nona youre just wasting away your time looking up bullshit astrology not even on the correct dates. shayna is a cancer and the cancer of sex work.

No. 1492607

>>1492595
her moon sign is in pisces retard….cancer is her sun sign and you sound like a scrote

No. 1492630

>>1481962
this pic is so weird cause the hand looks like it belongs to him, cursed

>>1481972
my fave shayna related image not even exaggerating

>>1482038
how could we forget dIapEr lOsEr

>>1482188
her dad has better teeth than her and hes like a hundred wtf

No. 1492632

>>1492607
i dont think it really matters considering its all bullshit. please dont categorize women with astrology. i dont need to be a scote to lol at the thought of you getting all retard hyper over some fan fiction that wasnt even the right date.

No. 1492666

>>1492632
i'm not into astrology either but in this case i think there might be something to it. i mean, according to the chinese zodiac shayna is a big old ox.

No. 1492676

>>1492666
serious questions for the more spiritual and open minded nonnies - has anyone experienced karma or fear the karma that may be incoming from participating in shayna threads?

this is genuine question and not a clapback cause i feel like ive done things extra cruel on here while making fun of shayna, and even tho shayna is shithead (dropped her cat, fractured its shins) i still feel like damn… karma can be a bitch.. and im putting a lot of shayna hate into the world… what might come back at me?

No. 1492679

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click for a scare

No. 1492680

>>1492676
from what i understand, karma doesn't affect you until your next life. so if you're experiencing negative karma, it's not from participating in these threads; it's from something you did in a previous life.

No. 1492761

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Shayheads I had an idea for some themed music days:
Shemo (shay emo) night
The Sheighties
Pop Shits (shay hits)
The Clissics (Clifford classics)
Ship Shop
“Broad”way musical
Sholk
Cluntry (Clifford country)
And finally, shunk rock.

No. 1492765

>>1492676
Personally I’ve been following the threads for years (since she lived in Oklahoma and was still dating fupa) and my life has only gotten so much better since being a shayanon. Sure when my life is kinda boring I tend to lurk the threads more but for the most part my karma has been really good knocks on wood. If anything I see it anons “punishing” her as the justice that she deserves because no one else in this lifetime will hold her accountable for being a pedophile and enabling men with pedophilia and rape fetishes. I almost think that Shayna’s current “punishment” of being a cow on LC is divine and meant to provide the dialogue of awareness that she herself lacks. Yeah she never really takes our advice but I do think anons have probably helped her in some ways that she and we don’t recognize.

No. 1492933

>>1492676
Anon, karma doesn't exist, it's just actions and their consequences. The only problem would be if someone finds out you're browsing Shayna threads or you get doxed or whatever. But that applies to all lc users.
No one knows, didn't happen.

No. 1493181

File: 1675791903332.jpeg (156.48 KB, 1080x831, 3397481C-1302-4889-8D47-37549E…)

autistic fan art

No. 1493199

>>1492679
This mf needs a shave,

No. 1493546

File: 1675810634978.jpg (75.28 KB, 1080x371, shayna thread victim.jpg)


No. 1493561

>>1492676
Shayna is a piece of shit. She's one level below actual sex crime moids, her entire existence is to be adjacent to sexual crimes like pedophilia and rape. Well, actually she herself should be on the sex offenders list for flashing her butthole in public multiple times and rubbing her diseased vagina on every seat she sits on in public. So no, I don't feel bad and if karma exists there's no bad karma for hating that pedo loving pervert.

No. 1493621

File: 1675815824641.jpg (Spoiler Image, 535.39 KB, 1536x2048, 20221117_111607.jpg)

>>1492679
Body hair longer than his peanut.


Here's a picture of ken the scrote's dick with a shit ring after bumming some other slag a few days after shooting with Shay lmao.

Oh and pissing on them too.

Imagine if this was your da'

No. 1493668

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No. 1493762

>>1493621
holy god holy shit I come to the shaynatorium for the first time and I immediately regret it what the fuck. He’s so disgusting. Imagine letting this nobody who rawdogs anyone he can piss on you, only for him to leave just to do the same thing to another ethot the next day. At least he’ll wk for you on Twitter?

No. 1493765

An Shaycounter- By Nona
>you are at dinner
>mmhmm your food is great and your company of choice is really being amazing
>you are sitting where you can see both your company and a view of the door
>he/she is talking casually, it's clear that the conversation you are having is in that Sweet space where you are both too busy eating/feeling too full to talk as you were,when empty bellied mintues before.
>"-this is so good nona, man, I love coming here-"
>you nod, smiling listening to her/his rambles. You are feeling great
>The door opens
>you glance, then glance back to your company before your eyes instantly snap back
>here's where the paths may branch (I may make part two with shayna and her scrote)
>You first see a woman
>white
>heavyset
>dark hair pushed back by cheap sunglasses
>hair looks uncombed or at the very least not styled
>pink lips, small and narrow
>dark brows
>no visable trace of make up on her pale face
>she's wearing a black tank top with a DEEP neckline
>You can tell she's not wearing a bra due to the long loose clevage you see in the very deep cut thin tank top
>"Or is it a cami?" you say outloud in a whisper, your eyes locked to her.
>You don't notice your company give you a look.
>on her lower half is a stiff dark denim blue mini skirt
>from your spot you can only see her pudgy red knees
>you catch a glimpse of her upturned old black sandals on equally red fat toes.
>Then you are hit with an explosion of fashion all on a chubby frame
>Behind what you assumed was a soccor mom of 4 kids and maybe in her 40's is a woman dressed in clashing pinks.
>You start from the top which is her hair
>It can only be described as "The color of dry hay" with dark brown/blackish roots
>On her forehead sits a huge bun shaped into a perfectly uncombed roll
>"why?" you say again in shock
>Before your eyes take in two light pink bows, tied to two hay colored ponytails on each side of her head
>it's both childish but a dated style.
>her face is round, a paticular shaped nose
>and on her nose is…irration?
>A orange colored line of what you can't tell is blush or maybe she's allergic
>You divert your eyes, now feeling bad, but then you look up again, you can't help it
>only to see freckles? No clearly fake freakles
>Which makes you sigh inside, that no this woman isn't sick or going through an alleric reaction
>This is a fashion choice
>somehow that idea makes it worse. You continue to study her face
>You just can't look away
>Small upper lip with a slighter bigger lower
>Her face is covered in a clearly too light powder
>while her lips are pink but even from your spot you can see they are very dry. Product free. You can see the deep cracks.
>You want to look away but you can't
>Instead you lick your lips self consciously
>Her eyes are a dark brown or black? You can't tell. Under them are deep eyebags, you can't tell if they are a trick of the light.
>She's constantly moving the unrolled bang from her forehead
>As she does, you catch a glimpse of her eyes better.
>On her dark eyes are big false eyelashes, behind that dark winged liquid eyeliner
>above that dark brown lined drawn on eyebrows
>Everything clashes with the difference in her face and chest area, her dry lips sticking out even more.
>"Why so much make up but nothing for the lips?" you think, glancing at your company wanting to say this but knowing it'd be weird
>"Well maybe she doesn't want to deal with lip products while eating"
>"But she's clearly dressed up??" your mind shouts back at you
>Your eyes move down, as you put down the fork you were holding.
>she's holding a jean jacket
>but she's wearing a white cardigen that hugs her soft build
>You want to gasp when you see the 10 small black buttons of the cardigen are strained, just dark holes that you hope dont catch light and expose anything.
>A big dark mole on her neck
>You look more
>she moves closer to the table directly in your view
>It's like everything is in slow motion
>You see that she's wearing a paper thin wrinked pleated white skirt
>"So why the pink bows??" Your mind shouts
>"why is it wrinkled?" You ask in your mind, wanting a answer
>You want to laugh now and feel bad
>the skirt is so very wrinked, comically wrinkled
>The caridgen and skirt are clearly too small for her chubby frame.
>You can see her soft belly spilling out of the top, straining just like the buttons
>She sits across from you
>You shamefully look away as the woman in black joins her
>Her outfit makes no sense
>girlish bows on an outdated 80's or 90's hair style? You think
>Does she want to look young?
>She's clearly a very grown woman, average height, with a very solid chubby build?
>she doesn't look much younger then the lady in black
>She picks up her phone
>You then are reminded again that she's probably not wearing anything under her shirt
>Considering you can see one nipple hanging over the table, a piece of her stiff hair above it
>but not the other
>what the fuck?
>you feel gross, but the question lingers as you glance up again
>Instead her dark eyes are peering up at you sucking you in deeper
>YOU CANNOT LOOK AWAY
>You watch in horror as the world turns slow
>Her thin upper lip begins to arch up in an unnatural way
>her bottom lip follows, you feel you can can see the plates of dry skin seperating and forming exposing the red moisture of her lip flesh under the dry skin
>What? What is she doing? You think panicking, looking at your company who is now looking at her own phone
>You look back and her face is in this weird..smile
>Oh she's smiling
>you smile back feeling like shit, you had an out of body expereince
>you are shaking
>You don't look up again
>15 mintues later
>Company-"Did you see that chick?"
>"Who?"
>the girl in the bows? Wow crazy look that was huh?"
>"Uh yeah" you say nervously the "smile" still in your brain, imprinted. Stuck.
>"Who let her leave the house like that? I guess everyone's style is different"
>"yeah…uh..lets get out of here..and never come back"
>You don't wait for an answer, you quickly began to quicken your pace

No. 1494005

>>1492053
I don’t think it’s irrational it’s honestly literal retard speak, unironically nuts for pudding behavior

No. 1494173

>>1493765
>caridgen

No. 1494207

>>1494173
I can't spell

No. 1494670

File: 1675898919732.jpg (299.58 KB, 1152x2048, 20230208_232625.jpg)

Gayfag hairyshoulders was with a tranny today.
I missed the chaturbate show but they made a whopping 4 tokens lmao.

No. 1494808

I want so badly to know who tf her “diaper sub” is so I can look him up on the website I pay $3 a month for and find out anything milky. I’m not fully convinced it’s diapermandan

No. 1494828

I love how Shayna is selfish and self-involved, but every single 30 something, short, ginger, ugly, chubby, tatted up dad, ex wife/wife haver scrote, is even MORE selfish and self-involved. This is why pick me's never win. Men will always pick themselves, they'll never deal with you.
Also, Shayna still doesn't get that even gross idiot retards like Shane Pierre Sonnier, probably looks down on her for being so easy and letting him do all that shit. A man could be licking shit off your ass, but then twist it around and somehow make a pick me feel like, she's the only fucking gross disgusting slutbag. Not him. You let me lick shit off your ass for $30, I'm not gross for paying to do it.
Shayna will never learn, it's not kink, it's not a joke, it's not funny. These men have no respect and they mentally and physically "Blow their load" early with her because she gives them what they want physically. While being nothing they want in any other way. She's not going to be their second mommy by cooking or cleaning, she wants them to literally be her dad.
Scrotes aren't going to sacifice their comfort for you. Not for long anyway. When they have options they take them and will choose the best one, even if it's "you" they still look down on you. Shane Pierre Sonnier didn't want to waste his time with Shayna like Fupaul did so he left as soon as he felt like it.
Fupaul immedeitly got remarried.
There should be a class on what being a "Open Leg Policy" Pick Me really is and how men really treat you.
We have to stop thinking sex has so much "Power" over men in that they will value/love you because you are eating their ass and doing crazy shit.
They still look down on you and you look down on them. Which is why scrotes release sex tapes, to sexually humiliate you because unless it's some gay shit, the WOMAn is going to get all the blame. Shayna is all sex sex sex, no personality or anything.
Sorry I need to rant, getting sick of the "Shayna could find this kind of scrote" yeah to fuck her, not to date her. There's no reason to date shayna when she likes you. I think post fupaul scrotes sense that.
The less kids, more options and HAVING A WIFE makes it very easy to dump shayna. She's just too stupid to see that. She'd rather have a piece of a man then no man.>>1494670

No. 1494829

File: 1675914920458.jpeg (302.66 KB, 1242x888, 69F80F72-5EE0-4920-9992-84A160…)

>>1494808
It’s not diaperdan

No. 1494846

File: 1675915768668.png (1.61 MB, 1280x720, EC451D3C-B360-4154-B379-CE208D…)

It’s almost shaylentines day
Will Shayna….
A). Do a new photoshoot for V day
Or
B). Use this same one from years ago

No. 1494850

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>>1494829
It’s this fag and I’m obsessed with him already. I need a name.

No. 1494852

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No. 1494853

File: 1675916045780.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 354.96 KB, 850x635, 8E4A74A9-4C67-49CD-84B4-3AF63D…)


No. 1494855

File: 1675916107538.jpeg (436.47 KB, 828x1223, 3E140CAD-9EF8-48E0-AEAD-68D84C…)

Josh Topkek’s faggy hands… she exclusively attracts troons, pedos & gay men

No. 1494856

File: 1675916108612.png (520.9 KB, 640x480, B9A6070D-A710-495B-8133-51717A…)

I can’t believe Shayna thought this was ever okay to post on the internet. She looks so fucking huge and this was before she got massive

No. 1494859

File: 1675916294769.jpeg (915.94 KB, 1195x1118, 150C869E-F837-48BF-A0EC-176609…)

I’m so glad she stopped doing the thick ass eyeliner she’s still ugly and sucks at makeup but the thick eyeliner was a log worthy

No. 1494861

>>1494850
Big Shed huh? Shayna loves her life because she pissed on some ugly ass scrote for maybe $400 despite her probably spending more then that for her flight/hotel for her retareded shoots?

No. 1494863

File: 1675916407144.png (5.84 MB, 2048x2048, 987B21C9-8D86-495A-A6E8-9FD8AA…)


No. 1494866

File: 1675916477079.png (415.95 KB, 400x506, 65294DCD-52CF-40F0-844B-B46639…)

>Uh oh stinky

No. 1494868

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No. 1494942

File: 1675926840040.png (4.38 MB, 2509x2509, Picsart_23-02-09_00-11-31-377.…)

Now my life is bleak like mayochup

No. 1494948

>>1494670
Dat scrawny definitionless arm. He is so grotty.

No. 1494959

DOES ANYONE. does anyone else.…show their bf pictures of shaygnarly every few months and ask “do i look like this?? r u sure???” i am asking for a friend.

No. 1494963

>>1494959
No dafuq but I did show him that gif of her eating discharge cause it looked funny(sage your shit)

No. 1495021

>>1494959
no because i'm not a bpd riddled annoying ass faggot

No. 1495107

>>1494863 you can see the missing chunk of skin here even when she was thinner.

No. 1495165

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No. 1495276

File: 1675964848938.jpeg (835.72 KB, 828x1326, 657DD0CD-A823-413F-A7BB-4204B7…)

i want shilk (shay milk)

No. 1495329

>>1494959
my man knows about shayna cuz he sees me browsing her threads….we call her "ugly vagina girl" although she doesn't have that problem as bad now that she's fat. Ugly everything else girl.

No. 1495351

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No. 1495441

File: 1675979269052.jpg (66.8 KB, 960x940, t6z0empmqme51.jpg)

>>1495276
reminds me of this

No. 1495463

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>>1494850
White Diaper Gabe meeting Shayna for the first time:

“Pooooooooooo! Fuck baby fuck! Poooooooooooooooo!”

No. 1495555

>>1495329
My girlfriend usually calls her a rat and other synonyms describing a rodent, sporadically ‘oh her skdjdlshxjdhhfh’ as well.

also blog and offtopic, but I really want to share some good news with my speds.
Couple MTF threads ago I asked nonas for a collage of troons attacking JK Rowling for girlfriend-peaking purposes. It worked, now when I send her screenshots of delusional trannies she finally refers to them as he. I think she’s the one.

No. 1495569

File: 1675990826241.gif (14.36 MB, 380x640, doll.gif)


No. 1495571

File: 1675990881072.jpg (Spoiler Image, 97.08 KB, 362x405, horror.jpg)


No. 1495572

File: 1675990995841.jpg (Spoiler Image, 66.46 KB, 362x405, bWVkaWEvRm9RbHd0MVhFQUFJUnFJLm…)

>>1495571
this was the original btw

No. 1495577

File: 1675991681076.jpg (Spoiler Image, 360.38 KB, 1352x2048, 20230210_011155.jpg)

I'm wheezing

Shat's first b/g video will forever be with the gayest looking motherfucker who couldn't get hard.
How embarrassing.

No. 1495580

>>1495276
Ugh you can tell she woke up,didn't brush her teeth or wash her ass. Didn't take a sip of fluid yet. Hungover and covered I last nights sweat. Threw on clothes,pushed her bang to the side and decided with lips drier then hot sand, more cracked then a old sidewalk to take this picture.
WHY??? Why doesn't she notice her lips? I hate it

No. 1495583

>>1495577
We he's posing like shayna. He's revolting. The hair, ugly tattoos big as bushy ass mustache. Omg yuck

No. 1495616

>>1495577
Why the fuck did he shave his head and beard but nothing else

No. 1495775

File: 1676011987732.png (432.96 KB, 533x598, Untitled-2.png)

she looks like retarded white trash. she could get better bangs cut at supercuts

No. 1495805

File: 1676015849244.png (Spoiler Image, 117.03 KB, 234x274, 0BC03E01-6026-49C5-824F-E261D1…)

Shayna has ruined my life

No. 1495826

File: 1676019327652.jpg (62.51 KB, 600x850, MV5BODA0MTNmNDYtYmNhZC00MWRjLW…)

>>1495775
Mamie Eisenhower bangs-ass bitch

No. 1495926

still cant believe she bragged about pissing on a moid

she should be

aSHAYmed

No. 1495949

>>1495926
shayme is something sharted will never feel
because every day is shayhog day

No. 1496072

>>1495805
Someone with writing skills needs to write a creepypasta for this image.

No. 1496144

>>1495805
I've had nightmares about both these things thank you for combining them and im a dumbass for looking

No. 1496304

sometimes the main shayna thread makes me feel like the most autistic in a sea of autists. but then i come here and feel normal again. thanks nonnies.

No. 1496307

File: 1676066803146.jpeg (1.15 MB, 1700x2530, 0A759AC4-3EEE-4C34-82C8-81C9E6…)

!! Photo-shay-op Contest Time !!

Shaynify this image

No. 1496472

>>1494942
KEK nonna I literally could hear Lana singing it

No. 1496484

File: 1676078800384.jpg (531.06 KB, 1080x1871, Screenshot_2023-02-11-01-24-57…)

Dress shat up as sonic the hedgehog and ken the moid can abuse her.

>Gotta go fast!


At least she'd enjoy the chilli dogs

No. 1496521

>>1496484
because i was born female

No. 1496604

>>1495805
best post itt

No. 1496665

>>1496072
That’s Shaytaan

No. 1496672

>>1495805
Item #: SCP-80085

Object Class: contained

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-80085 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be decorated with cheap hello kitty objects and the interior is decorated like a nursery, the room has a liquor cabinet and weed plants growing SCP-80085 is perpetually intoxicated and incapacitated. Any attempts of SCP-80085 to order doordash, dance, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with "baby bimbo forced lobotomy" (horse tranquilizer)as called for by the circumstances.

Description: SCP-80085 was found outside of a daycare attempting to eat an infant, and steal some decorative objects within the daycare to be used as props in a pornographic video SCP-80085 was planning to make. 4 children had gone missing in the area and are suspected to be victims of SCP-80085.
SCP-80085 has been observed to eat children under 4 in an attempt to "absorb their youth." These attempts are unsuccessful because SCP-80085 has various physical traits of maturity and face wrinkles .

No. 1496958

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No. 1496963

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No. 1496965

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No. 1496967

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No. 1496988

File: 1676137377853.jpeg (883.47 KB, 1143x711, AF88B1E4-79D0-4B1B-8334-56C999…)

Crossposting from the sims thread in /m/, I made Shayna in the Sims 2 and I just wanted to share her with my fellow shaynatorium inmates. She lives in a pink trailer and is very stinky.

No. 1497174

File: 1676150296377.png (110.07 KB, 1920x955, thread.png)

nonnies in the shayna thread need to learn to sage. i don't feel like reporting them but yeah

No. 1497194

File: 1676152013816.jpg (181.64 KB, 685x869, Screenshot_20230211-144649_Chr…)

Anons eat each other alive when there's no milk.

No. 1497234

>>1497194
>get it together you old fat bitch! damn!
kekkkkkk I love you ladies

No. 1497382

>>1495555
Congrats anon, I feel like I can't peak men no matter what. One of my exes "peaked" because of me but then when we broke up he claimed I was transphobic and all of my dedication to feminism and women's rights (mostly DV and anti-sex industry) is just because I'm a transphobe. Sure.
The other guy I dated did not want to hear that trans ideology is regressive and homophobic, he insisted that it's unfair because there's some "good" troons out there. I'm happier being single than having someone 'agree' and then turn into a wolf in sheep's clothing that tries to cancel me when we break up OR refuses to hear me out any time something of trans degeneracy comes up on the internet.

No. 1497385

>>1497382
God I guess I got lucky none of my exes outed me as an avid hater of troopers .

No. 1497386

>>1497385
Troonery

No. 1497430

File: 1676174805752.jpeg (1.75 MB, 1242x1573, E13E753E-6A37-4E7A-8294-BF62DE…)

>>1496484
This is a man, Who’s a father with a teenage daughter….

No. 1497431

>>1495555
Imagine meeting your future girlfriend and you figure out she’s a shaytard and farmer.

No. 1497432

File: 1676174961244.jpeg (326.75 KB, 956x1550, 5C6C6B48-B9A4-4AF1-B7EC-A100C4…)


No. 1497433

File: 1676175071438.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 88.7 KB, 472x715, 7DA554F7-2114-48D6-9319-49928A…)

Ken The Moid has a small ass penis kek

No. 1497793

File: 1676219781923.jpg (Spoiler Image, 243.24 KB, 1080x1202, Screenshot_2023-02-12-16-34-43…)

No one wants to see this ken.

>Crystal clear flashlight

Looks like a fucking plastic water bottle kek

No. 1498106

As the originator of the term “Shayhead” my heart is smiling at this stupid thread and all you lovely nonnies. When I first said it like 2 years ago(ironically, of course) some retards straight up wished death on me!

No. 1498298

>>1498106
Don’t worry nona, those retards will get their Sharma. (Shay karma)

No. 1498325

File: 1676258563430.jpg (2.33 MB, 4080x3060, 20230212_201655.jpg)

I jumped on the shayna creation bandwagon in Sims and I even made Sol Salvatore, Baldy Gaysex and Shame Sonnier. She's pregnant from Sol and I made a basement where I will lock them until they die.

No. 1498388

>>1496967
HAHAHA STOP NONA this killed me so bad

No. 1498420

>>1498325
Kek. I want to see gayfag hairyshoulders please. Did you download cc for excessive body hair?

No. 1498769

Can someone explain “Baldi Gaysics” to me like I’m retarded? (I am)

No. 1498831

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No. 1498835


No. 1498925

File: 1676312946500.png (787.11 KB, 969x528, Shayna Elyusim.PNG)

Sorry i just finished Disco Elysium.

No. 1498930

>>1498325
Nonaz im literally shat posting and..i CAN'T. I can't, i got diareha now from laughoimh

No. 1498944

>>1495577
What are those bumps on the cockhead yikes

No. 1498971

>>1498925
This is art. Next thread pic material.

No. 1498986

I’m gonna make a confession here, I sent a picture of Shaynus dressed a baby (not naked but in a onesie thing) that had one of those child/infant rape fantasy captions to her father to see if he would cut her off and stop funding a literal pedophile. It’s been a while and I don’t think it worked. Her parents are terrible (and yes, so am I). I will take my ban but it had to be done.(absolute fucking retard)

No. 1498993

>>1498986
When did you do this anon?

No. 1499004

>>1498993
Over a week ago. I sent it to her dads legit email and then a bunch of things happened like the ER trip that implied her dad is still talking to her and giving her money.
I will make sure that her parents see those pictures of her dressed as a baby with those disturbing captions.(cowtipping)

No. 1499011

>>1499004
Oh then what did you expect? Him to say,
>Thanks woman sending me disturbing disgusting porn of my daughter, I'm going to cut her off right this mintue
We don't know what he's going to do or if he saw it.
Also you suck. I feel bad for them

No. 1499037

>>1499011
First of all, it’s not like I’m a scrote sending her actual porn just to humiliate her. She is clothed in the picture but the synopsis is evident and they can see that she is clearly simulating child sex abuse. I would not even go to this extent if she just did regular porn but for her to be dressed up as a fucking baby in a bonnet, onesie, and diaper with actual baby props and “selling sex” is something that her parents should know that they are funding and contributing to. Idgaf how much you love your kid, you need to cut them off and let them fend for themselves if they want to be sex criminals.

No. 1499042

>>1499037
Sorry nona, i'm so fucking conflicted because I won't lie I've THOUGHT of it. NEVER would do it but I always think
>What would her family do if they knew the extent to what Shayna does? Sexualizing the concept of a dad/mom, further then anyone else does
>What would he think if he knew his daughter has acted like a CHILD for multiple abusive scrotes with actual childern. Wanting them to literally treat her like a child they abuse sexually?
>How does that reflect on them if they knew? Do they think she's sexually attracted to them?
But..it's the forbidden fruit nona. A parents love is so fucking deep. I think they've cut Shayna off as "Deeply" as they could, before shutting her out completely. We don't know if everytime she speaks to them it's cold.
Or if they reach out more then to see if she's alive.
Even when she speaks on her family trips, I never get the vibe they truly all come togeather and Shayna is enjoyable being around. They just deal with her.
Maybe hoping she'd snap out of it.
It's not our call to make Nona. This is even beyond sex work. I'll say I don't think it's wrong and..and I do feel I should finger wag you becuase, bitch why? At the same time, I understand. Just don't nona
I don't even care fupaul's ex is aware of his gross fetish. I just don't know.

No. 1499044

>>1499037
and are you the same anon who sent her sister stuff? That'd confirm if that was her sister or not. Who said, "I support sex work and love Shayna" which is fucking braindead retard shit, but I assume she was sent gross asshole pictures instead of the shit you sent.
I feel bad for them as all. Even if he continues to fund Shayna, I assume he does it because thats his loved one. Despite it all Shayna HAS NOT broken any laws.
But I still believe my tinfoil that her and ellen would sit by and allow other women/childern to be abused by their scrotes or at the very least (shayna) would run away. Not tell the police and make a tweet, like she did about the actual pedo trying to talk about his attraction to minors with her

No. 1499060

Nonas can we talk about the ethics in Shayna posting? Do you ever feel bad they some of us bond in this way of making fun of Shayna in the Shaynatourim? I'm so conflicted on it. I feel like a bully. I am

No. 1499073

>>1498944
Given that he's a creampie specialist and raw dogs anyone who will let him, it's probably some sort of STD

No. 1499075

File: 1676322158914.png (915.45 KB, 864x858, Screenshot_20230213-155342~2.p…)

I'm not the same anon as vendetta-chan , but I follow her step sister on Instagram and found this pic. No milk it's just funny to me how much shat looks like her father

No. 1499077

File: 1676322192371.png (1.22 MB, 363x412, Screenshot_20230213-155953.png)

Daddy!

No. 1499081

>>1499044
No I am not that anon who sent her parents, sister, or grandma any porn. I know anons have in the past but I have never reached out. I even felt bad for her brother because he seems like a sweet kid. But the simulated child pornography is too far for me personally and I cannot watch as it becomes blatantly more and more obvious that her dad is giving her money so she can create content for newborn/infant rapists. I just want her parents to know at this point. She should not be having them bankroll her life so she can LARP as a massive adult “baby” for pennies and pedophiles online. Time to get a real job Shayna.

No. 1499086

>>1499075
wow she really does look like him without make up and you can tell he's so proud of his step daughter. Nonnies tried to make it seem like it was a slight towards Shayna.
However it's clear from Shaynas own mouth she was nothing but a problem child. Of COURSE they'd be proud of their daughter whose not doing what Shayna is doing and acting that way.

No. 1499087

>>1499075
Also shows how shayna is like twice the size of her cute sister kek

No. 1499093

>>1499081
well you know what I can't stop you, before you get banned I'd like to pick your brain. What exact picture did you send and what text? Do you still have the email? (Censored of course).
None of her siblings as far as we know are like Shayna, So I assume she's the bad egg, or maybe the divorce and having responsibility of watching her brother broke her.

No. 1499098

>>1499075
I think he looks.. ok, he just looks like a regular man, nice even. Shayna has a man face.

No. 1499107

>>1495577
is men having ugly ass dicks like that normal hetero nonas? it made me shudder with disgust

No. 1499124

File: 1676324532882.png (1.28 MB, 863x920, Screenshot_20230213-164100.png)

I was wondering what sol the fag was up to lately.. I'm not sure who's a bigger fag him or ken

No. 1499126

File: 1676324658611.png (1.09 MB, 864x1269, Screenshot_20230213-163934.png)

>>1499124
He's on the brink of trooning out I can feel it

No. 1499128

File: 1676324829455.png (1.6 MB, 864x1920, Screenshot_20230213-164644.png)

>>1499124
I cannot decide who's the bigger faggot

No. 1499132

>>1499037
Sorry nona, but this one thing I don't agree on. It's normal for parents to love their kids and forgive them even if they're bad people. Not to mention that Shayna is not even that bad, she's more stupid than she is bad. There are murderers and rapists out there.

No. 1499139

File: 1676325379473.jpg (193.72 KB, 827x829, FaceApp_1676325389936.jpg)

>>1498986
Diagnosed clinically inshayne

No. 1499141

>>1499128
this shit makes me giggle he looks so fucking ugly. Like a gay soggy genie penis kek, what the fuck. Why is Shayna's roster so comically ugly? Why is Fupaul literally the only semi human looking scrote she ever dated? Kek and even he looked older in that infamous picture with the tucked in shirt and receding hairline. OMG she let these men enter her. Sol isn't even ALL that ugly but he's very ugly at the same time. Sol Gribble, Baldi's Gaysics/aka Gay Genie and fucking Shameful Pierre Sonner. Fupaul WAS the the best she'll ever do if she keeps dipping in the twitter daddy pool

No. 1499143

>>1499132
Shayna's that bad to me because she made a post about talking to a scrote who wanted to talk about minors and have her act a spefic age (Underaged) and did nothing but try to get attention online. That makes her horrible to me. Yeah the baby shit is horrible, but I'm sure she's probably talked to legit pedos and saw it as something that was annoying vs. seeing how her life is fucked and she is fucked and actual pedos DO watch her shit.
But at the same time, yeah cowtipping is bad etc. etc

No. 1499145

File: 1676325735353.png (799.48 KB, 1201x1600, FortuneStMario.png)

>>1499128
It's the moustache for me

No. 1499264

>>1498925
>>1498971
yall must of never made a thread. this would be a terrible thread photo.

No. 1499265

>>1499075
kek so her dad is a manlet. explains so, so much.

No. 1499288

>>1499124
What is even going on with his outfit here?
>Maid dress
>Furry ears
>E-girl headphones
>Bulletproof army vest thing
>Dick out

?

No. 1499328

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>>1499093
This is the picture I used. I didn’t want to scar her parents for life but to let them know that they are funding a lifestyle of…this. I will make sure that her dad sees it because he is the one who gives her the majority of her so-called ‘income’.(cowtipping)

No. 1499437

Who wants to keep a tab of Shayna's expenses? For example, her 2 bedroom costs $2000/month right?

No. 1499494

File: 1676354011860.png (11.16 MB, 1242x2208, 3D84EFB2-606C-4B49-AD52-FD45B1…)

She looks retarded

No. 1499499

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>>1499494
do you think she thinks she really looks like the left version of this lol

No. 1499675

>>1499499
Holy fuck her face is enormous, she’s so fucking fat now

No. 1499725

>>1499499
At least before she could justify this intense editing because all her "work" was online. One could even say "hey if she photoshops then it helps her down the line if she decides to leave SW cause he pics dont even look like her"

But now that she's in her FSSW era you'd think she would cut this shit out now so that she doesn't get embarassed when her coomers meet her IRL and she'd 3x the size they expected.

No. 1499734

File: 1676388346356.png (421.04 KB, 470x755, Nasty as Hell.png)

Posting here cause new thread isnt up but she gave out more details about her "diaper session" on her diaper twitter.

Why am I shocked? I thought maybe she just let the guy over while he was wearing a diaper, and maybe he took off his pants to show it off. But no… she fucking laid this guy on his back like a baby and PUT A DIAPER ON HIM. Sat on him topless and let him grope her. Then cooked him food and pissed on him. Like…. there is no way she got paid enough for that. She probably got 100 bucks and door dash card for $50.

No. 1499740

>>1499734
Fucking vile. Shat is really something else. If I recall correctly the scrote only paid her $200 extra for pissing on him, so you're probably not too far off in terms of pricing kek.

No. 1499787

>>1499081
Do you honestly think that people who want to rape tiny and cute innocent babies are seeking out porn of massive obese women in goofy clothing? I absolutely find her content repulsive but contacting her parents because you believe Shayna’s lumpy butcheeks and hemorrhoid filled blown out asshole is actively aiding actual child rape? You need to take a step back.

No. 1499829

where new thread

No. 1499864

>>1499734
why the fuck is this retard making her john fucking lunch? Bitch, he's not your boyfriend, you let him grope you, let him lay on your bed, in your house, with his nasty dick out and probably peed on him on the bed or floor or some shit.
Probably only made $400 which she instantly spent/wasted on her failed trip

No. 1499872

>>1499787
Considering actual pedos have explicitly told Shayna
>I want to talk about minors sexually
>Say you are underaged
Means yes,she directly aided someone who told her they were interested in underaged people and instead of at the very least putting whatever information she had about that scrote out, she just made a wack ass PSA about, "I won't do it, minors don't belong in kink!"
At least twice Shayna has made vague posts alluding that scrotes ask her to say she's underaged.If you believe these men don't use Shayna to get the "Safe" thing for seeking out the real thing, or probably watch her do that shit while ALSO watching the real thing I don't know what to tell you.
Shayna gets hit up by these people for a reason. Men who are into Diapers, pacifers and shit that babies use, because babies turn them on. She's not aiding child rape but she's definitely not doing shit when the would be child rapers/cp watchers hit her up with Shady requests

No. 1499954

>>1499787
I can't find it online, so hopefully a well versed radfem Nona can back me up.
But there was a study where men were shown pornography of women with boots on, and then just regular nonsexual images of women fully clothed with boots on and they got aroused by it because they began to associate the boots with the sexiness.
It's sort of insidious because it's not just shayna, you could go on pornhub right now and maybe in the first two pages of most popular you could find something akin to a pedophile fantasy such as
>my teen stepdaughter
>cheerleader
>student
>girl scout gag
Or just a woman acting like a little girl. The men see these women in diapers, schoolgirl outfits, or saying things like "daddy" and such and then jerk off to it and orgasm and their brain treats that like a reward and fuels them to get turned on by those things in real life also they were probably sexually fascinated with it to begin with given there's even a market for this.
It's so mainstream and vile and shayna doesn't have a pimp forcing her to do these things she has a supportive family and she just let's these men get off to her. And like >>1499872 said she interacts with actual pedos who post bestiality and lolicon.

Mike Slack sexually abused his own daughter and shayna lurks and probably saw it and she still calls him "daddy"
There are probably more fathers and grandfather's subscribed to her who have access to kids. And then see those kids coloring, in a nursery setting, in diapers, cooing. She's gross. She's complicit, I hate when anons say she's asexual or something. Some women are just complicit in male deviance.

No. 1499983

am i the only one who hates going to Shayna's twitter for any reason? Keke with that being said is she whining about valentines day? Whats going on with her

No. 1499989

>>1499954
You are right. Fupaul having small kids who'd use the items he wanted Shayna to use lets me know that man is a fucking pedo.
fucking her with pacifers and teddy bears while slapping her?
Those men aren't all that attracted to Shayna they like Diapers, they like the props, thats what turn them on. The props remind them of the real thing Shayna is just the flesh wearing/using the props while mimicking what they want.
Again, that video of Kyle Nathan Perkins fucking Shayna leigh clifford who has a pacifer in her mouth, holding a teddy bear and slapping her was very fucking gross and telling. He was probably imagining her being an actual child that age. What Shayna is doing isn't harmless.

No. 1499996

>>1499989
Sa, also, lets do a thought game
>A scrote exclusively watches porn where a woman wears diapers, acts like a baby, or underaged in a room styled to look like a kids room.
>He's a pedo
>Scrote writing erotic fiction about a "baby" being drugged by "Mumma" and "Daddy" and molested but..she's an adult and he's an adult
>He's a pedo
So how come people want to beat around the bush or try to downplay what Shayna does and who she panders too. PEDOS.
If a man did half of what Shayna did on the regular it would'nt be no, "He's a fat ass scrote and he does it with grown women" no, he's a pedo.
There was literally a case of a woman into DDLG with some scrote and I believe she was going to let him sexually abuse her daughter.
These men are pedos, Shayna makes content exclusely for men who want to see a woman who acts like a fucking child be beat up, drugged, molested and have sex.
It is what it is

No. 1500022

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No. 1500026

File: 1676406906279.png (568.03 KB, 954x602, shaylentines.png)

happy shaylentine's day

No. 1500060

>>1499829
ive made a quite a few and made the last one but just dont have the energy to put forth the effort this time. I am satisfied with my contributions to the shay-legacy. Hopefully someone steps up soon cause im getting the shay-kes from lack of milk.

No. 1500063

>>1500026
You missed the obvious: “Shay you’ll be mine”

No. 1500067

File: 1676409705704.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.64 MB, 2690x2000, shayims.jpg)

here's my rendition of shay in sims 3 excuse the collage, i couldn't pick just one pic to post

No. 1500077

>>1499787
okay what if if was guy asking her roleplay being raped and killed and thats the only way he could cum. that same disgust you feel towards the scrote who needs that is the same disgust most of us feel when we see a scote requesting girls act like babies and underage children so he can jerk it. there is something wrong with these people and YES encouraging this shit can lead to someone taking it to the next step. they think, i got away with viewing fucked up porn and its not enough for me anymore, now i wanna see actual kids. and shayna is the reason these pedos get “comfortable” with seeking out what they want. she contributes to the kiddie porn industry 100%.

And dont forget, I know shayna is ugly as rocks, but she can still pass a “barely legal” or even “15-17” years old to an 60 year old pedo. I totally get that its hard to imagine someone seeing her a baby, but a lot of these fucks do like to pretend she’s a 16 year old teen doing fucked up things when she colours in a book with a plug up her ass and says shit like “breffast”

No. 1500082

>>1499989
not defending fupa, but i wonder how much of that was actually him just satisfying shaynas weird kinks? i mean, its been years since she’s been with him and she into baby and diaper shit more than ever. their sex lives reminds me of two edgy retards trying to one-up eachother to show off how “cool” and “extreme” they are but secretly both of them arent even into it. In shaynas case I honestly feel like she was asking Fupa do that baby shit during sex cause she was jealous of his kids and wanted the same attention. Probably why Fupa left too.

No. 1500083

What’s shayna doing in valentine’s day? My fanfic is for her to walk dog and clean her apartment and herself. I know she’s not doing that and is sad nonas but then she wears diapers and records porn so not sad but indifference
Hope she’s doing something funny

No. 1500106

>>1500082
He was into that shit and I truly believe Shayna IS into acting like a baby, simply because she's entitled. She wants a justifiable reason to be useless and not do anything, but still be loved and cared for. So she wants to be a literal fucking baby. Even if fupaul isn't into it truly he DID IT. He dated a woman who was into acting like a child and played into it a hell of a lot, while having children. Fupaul is disgusting and was following shayna in the first place, he favorite her tumblr and she reached out. A man with young childern would never think a woman in a pacifier, holding a bear while you fucked and slapped her is something he'd do to please his spouse. He'd not want to sexualize toddler/baby items. Fupaul would also slap her in public, have her draw pictures like a kid. He was into it and shayna is as well both for different reasons. His sexual.

No. 1500110

>>1500083
Feb 14th 2023

Shayna’s ugly dog stairs blankly out the balcony window. The windows haven’t been open in weeks and the air is stale. Her retarded dogs moans lowly, looking to Shayna, hoping maybe today will be the day he feels the sun against fur again.
Shayna growls back her dog. She is furious he interrupted her thought. She looks down at the half written text message on her phone and lets out a sigh as she deleted the message. She takes one file scroll through the messages she already sent and before setting down her phone. She lets out an exasperated sigh before picking it up again and quickly retyping her message and hitting send:

1:35pm
Please Shane… just say anything back so I know you still care. It’s Valentine’s day and you said you loved me.

She throws the phone back down and feels her stomach growl. Making her way to the kitchen, she kicks away her cats by her feet. Apparently they are also hungry. She grabs the orange cat from the paths and yeets its across the room.

“SHUT UP” she yells as the cat lands roughly.

She looks down at the grey cat and lunges at it to release her frustation, but the grey cat narrowly escapes and runs under the couch - scared and hungry. Shayna trips on her thighs trying to grab the cat and loses her balance.

BANG.

Shayna lands hard on the floor and lets out a growl full of spittle. She scans the floor with rage, hoping to attack the cat who made her fall. But her eyes meet up with an empty Hello Fresh bag.

“Brilliant” she says quickly as she attempts to stand up. “Shane wont be able to resist when she sees more of my cooking”. It takes a moment to get on her feet at her weight, but she finally manages to make her way to the fridge.

She excitedly opens the door and her face drops when she sees what is inside.

“Nooooooo. Not today! Not today!” she yells as she grabs the prepackaged bags. Each new bag shows the same date… all expired more than a week ago. She grabs the final bag and huffs when she reads the date. She hurls the bag of spoiled meat across the room, almost hitting her dog in the process. All three animals surround the bag, willing to eat anything at this point.

Shayna is mad but a look of pure joy overcomes her face when she hears her phone chime. He finally messaged me back! she thinks as she runs to the phone.

Message from Ellen, 2:00pm:
I have a new one willing to meet you

Shayna huffs and quickly writes back:

Shayna - 2:01pm
Thanks for reminding me when my Hello Fresh stuff was expiring! Not! Everything is spoiled and Im hungry

Ellen - 2:05pm
New guy is willing to pay in Door Dash cards if you can meet him tonight.

Shayna - 2:05pm
I dont wanna miss any texts from Shane or Kyle…

Ellen - 2:06pm
Babe… we’ve talked about this…

Shayna throws her phone down mad. She is tired of Ellen telling her to move on. Her stomach growls again as her message pings.

Ellen, 2:06pm
The best way to get back at them is to live your best life . Dont you remember the lizzo concert and how much money we made? Show them what theyre missing…

Shayna exhales slowly as she goes back into her conversation with Shane.

no new messages

She looks around to make sure no one is watching and scrolls back even further until she reaches her convo with Kyle perkins

message undeliverable

Still blocks she things looking down at her own fupa as if she’s remembering something. Her phones pings again.

Ellen, 2:10pm
If you dont take this one Im gonna.. its easy money.

Shayna, 2:10pm:
No no Ill do it. Youre right. Tell him he can come to my place in a few hours.

[fin]

No. 1500122


No. 1500127

>>1500067
Kek. You got her body proportions perfect

No. 1500135

why hasn't a Shayhead made new thread, I'm incapable

No. 1500170

File: 1676418887952.jpg (69.32 KB, 1080x1574, pau-l.jpg)

I can't get over the fact that Paul Breach is The Shungus' twin keeeeek

No. 1500196

>>1500170
He is fupa's twin too

No. 1500216

guys im having shayna withdrawal symptoms, i can't cope with this the lack of milk is killing me

No. 1500237

File: 1676425566613.jpg (141.6 KB, 1078x1080, Screenshot_2023-02-15-01-41-53…)

Our guy ken gayfag hairy shoulders constantly missing the mark is my new fave thing.

She obviously meant black men lmao.

No. 1500242

>>1500082
>he wasn't into it
>still did it and got boners at her

No. 1500264

>>1500026
>>1500063
I love you autistic bitches, will you be my shay-lentine

No. 1500265

>>1500216
Me too, I'm also going through Shayna withdrawal

No. 1500279

>>1500110
I thought this was some weird AI thing, but it is really good!

No. 1500282

>>1500110
Thank you so much for this one noni, you really have a gift with words. I felt genuinely sad when ellen started texting her.

No. 1500298

illl make the thread give me a alittle bit hang tight

No. 1500301

>>1500298
sa
i havent made one since one of the single digit threads

No. 1500303

>>1484727 this or
>>1499499 that ????

No. 1500306

>>1500303
second one

No. 1500312

File: 1676432848238.jpeg (1.34 MB, 1179x1921, 5A11277E-30BC-44CD-902B-88FCE1…)

Sorry this isn’t very different than things already posted but this one scares the shit out of me

No. 1500329

>>1500242
>a mid 30s divorced creep addicted to tumblr porn was still able to get hard while fucking skinny dumb young “rising porn star” for like a year before ditching her ass
not defending fupa but it’s not impossible to believe someone like him (dumb old desperate moid) is able to look past things he sees as a kink he isn’t into (Shay’s pedophilia) and still participate/get hard. Men fuck mcchickens.

No. 1500337

>>1500329
samefag, just stating iirc Kyle Nathan Perkins seemed more into general kink/abuse shit (slapping/hitting) while the pedo shit seemed to be more Shay’s thing. She’s the common denominator in every situation. She’s a creep who surrounds herself with fellow creeps.
>>1500298
Thanks for your service nonnie please make sure to read the first few posts of the thread I think a few ppl made suggestions <3

No. 1500351

>>1500337
I will don't worry haha
Sorry I haven't done it yet - I made dinner and im watching a movie, but it's almost over!

No. 1500429

NEW THREAD >>1768423

i tried its been so long
and that thread had so little milk (hopefully more comes)
and it was hard to sit there and go through her thread i need eye bleach

No. 1500513

NOT comment about the current thread, it's good, thank you to the nonny who did it

but dae like the shaynatorium better than the main threads now?
Shat is not THAT interesting, especially lately, it's all the commentary and stupid pics and shit that made her thread the best. I never understood when nonas busted a tit over autistic shayposting cus her threads definitely move slower now.

No. 1500720

>>1500329
He did it. He has young childern and dated a woman into that. He played into it. I do not get why you are trying to remove this scrote from the age play shit or say, "well he did it for shayna" If he did,So what?
He's still the parent of young childern, one being a girl, who voluntarily did a video fucking his girlfriend with a pacifier and teddy bear.
If anything they both stopped doing the super pedo pandering play and leaned more into BDSM and at one point, it was like they weren't having super kinky sex at all. I truly believe Fupaul was into that shit, he used Shayba to get all his gross fantasies out and simply got bored and she's mentally ill, he's a asshole, it's been 5 Years and the sex isn't worth it.
Nobody is going to buy that a 30 something man with young kids, was just playing along with his young girlfriends pedo pander play, when he's on video and on Tumblr playing right along.
So at this point if he wasn't in it or wasn't doesn't matter. He did it and I repeat, he has fucking kids. A very small daughter.

No. 1500723

>>1500720
Would you believe a man if he told you
>Oh yeah, uh that video of me fucking my younger girlfriend with a teddy bear in her arms, and a pacifier while slapping her? I..I was just trying to make her happy man. All those tumblr posts of me saying I'm her daddy and ddlg shit? That was for her bro!!!! I definitely didn't really want to do it!
Kyle Nathan Perkins is into DDLG and fucking adult women who mimick childern during sex.

No. 1500824

>>1481886
this keeps making me laugh so fucking hard ily nona who made it
it's almost endearing but also so absurd and AI-uncanny I keep getting the giggles when I see it

the creativity of the shaynatorium is unparalleled

No. 1500848

>>1500513
I've never liked the main threads, only went there for the sparse milk she had. Nonnies there are mad and unfunny.

No. 1501039

File: 1676486670540.png (370.83 KB, 632x616, sims4lol.png)

I made Shaynus in TS4 too, I tried to use my CC to my advantage here but I don't think I have enough skins and skills to get the typical southern british chav girl face and sallow, poor nutritioned look.

Her traits:
> Lazy
> Self Absorbed
> Jealous
> Slob (I cheated to add a fourth trait)

I would also give her the 'Sugar Baby' trait with the Sugar Baby mod and then make some poor uglies like Womack and that DiaperYarbs guy her Sugar Daddies. You could also get that mod that takes the streaming from Get Famous and makes a camming career. The camming mod was pretty easily straight forward and I don't know how to cheat her sex work career to fail/stagnate. Maybe give her the Aversive Appearance trait as well that comes from another popular mod that I cannot remember.

No. 1501040

>>1501039
Samefag but the second look is that formal look she did at Fatcon with the weird shiny bologna dress and the donut bun.

No. 1501079

>>1501040
KEK I wish you could make the bun on top of her head

No. 1501146

File: 1676495262490.jpeg (184.1 KB, 723x898, 57C4453D-1AC8-440E-A915-BFA9BF…)

Oh no! Shayna-chan got isekaied into the anime world! What will happen?

No. 1501164

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>>1501146
alt version - my interpretation of what a shaygical girl would look like. I clampified her proportions and added a new, elegant and dramatic background. This shaygical girl would have attacks like:
> Plant of Peace
> Lonely Pet
> Miracle Wine
> Shiny Dream Fupa
> Energetic Dance of Bird

No. 1501169

Serious question when was the last time you saw a woman with the style of roller bang that shayna rocks?

No. 1501174

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deleting old photos from my phone. this was screenshotted June 21, 2021. She has gained so much in the past two years.

No. 1501176

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deleting old photos from my phone.

No. 1501179

>>1501164
I'd like to add
>Magical smell attack
The smell of unwashed pussy etc. will make the enemies pass out

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No. 1501779

>>1486287
Historians will study this

No. 1501791

>>1486760
turbo kek nonnie, I wish I had the sims so I could do this

No. 1502005

SHAYTARDS I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE BRACES ARC. IT'S GONNA BE SO FUCKING BAD.

No. 1502115

>>1500067
Top right is sending me

No. 1502159

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I wish we got to see more of Shaysquatcho Libre

No. 1502170

Question for your shaytards, do you tell people about her in your real life? I would be too embarrassed to share how long I’ve been following the lore. Its annoying though because it’s fine to openly comment on people like Andrew Tate or celebs because they’re “public figures” but people like Shayna are more fun to watch because they self sabotage so hard and just get angry at the world over and over. It does feel like she’s kind of becoming a long standing lolcow though, she must be notorious in other circles.

No. 1502274

>>1501791
Don't deprive yourself
https://sims.tarac.nl/
All sims games for free

>>1502170
I try not to mention lolcows IRL. A friend was once wondering who Chrischan was and I explained while trying to hide my power level. The only people that know that I watch lolcows online are my sister and my husband because they do the same. There was one incident where I was with my sister in a cafe and a cow from /snow/ walked past and she said out loud "Oh my God cow!" Luckily no one knew what she on about.

No. 1502315

>>1502274
Who?

>>1502170
No, it would be autistic. It's the behavior of those weird KF moids who are obsessed with Chris Chan.

No. 1502342

>>1502159
Wtf anon graphic design is actually your passion. This is amazing, the Misadventures of Shaysquatcho Libre and the Lochnellen Dronster.

No. 1502590

>>1502170
my nigel knows bc he saw me browsing the thread and wondered wtf i was looking at and my best friend knows bc she lurks the elon and grimes threads occassionally

No. 1502733

i love to hate shayna so god damn much

No. 1502802

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kekkkkk saw this on tiktok and immediately thought of the fat moid farmers found out was living in a basement with his grandma and was bitching that she made him clean his mouldy shower

No. 1503005

Whenever shayna's milk is dry there's always some e-whore on meth writing multiple posts of psychotic screed of sex work "advice" KEK

No. 1503020

>>1503005
I’m not even an e-whore or a “sex worker” at all and even I’ve tried to give her advice on sex work with the very little knowledge I have of that industry and moids kek. I would bet other anons who are not in that industry have done the same because the advice we give her most of the time is just common sense. The only reason Shayna is still this retarded is because her parents fund her lifestyle 100%. I pray that in 2023 her parents cut her off for good.

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this is one of the worst things she's posted imo

No. 1503080

>>1502170
I'd never talk to someone about Shayna IRL for the same reasons as you basically nona, it's one thing to know about public figures like Elon or Musky or Andrew Tate or even at this point CWC to an extent. It's a whole other kettle of fish to try and explain to normies why I follow some ugly sex worker who pedopanders. Like, most people outside of the farms would think it's just nasty and they wouldn't want to see her. I don't even know how to explain why I keep watching her stupid fucking threads to myself, let alone anyone else kek

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Which circle of hell do you guys think Shayna Leigh Clifford of Renton Seattle will burn in?

No. 1503129

>>1500110

nona you brought me back to life

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I enjoy shoopp makeovers

No. 1503201

>>1503168
Is this a normal portion size in America?

No. 1503219

>>1503201
her and ellen paid $70 bucks each to split it

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No. 1503222

I lost 41 lbs since last July BC I started to see my body resemble shaynas at that time.
Thank you shayna, you slovenly individual, for the endless motivation, even to this day. I just need about 10 more pounds and I'll be down to my goal weight!

No. 1503248

>>1503221
He has been the daddy after all..

No. 1503394

>>1503221
>>1503248
kekkkk ily nonnas the womack autists are my favorite anons

No. 1503504

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>>1503221
shaycial needs (shay special needs)

No. 1503537

>>1503222
good for you, that's awesome!

No. 1503577

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I have this thing where I get older, but just never wiser
Midnights become my afternoons
When my Hello Fresh steak is delivered, all of the portions
I've cooked are devoured all at once

I should not be left to my own devices
They come with prices and vices
I slap my face on cam
(Tale as old as time)
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day, paypigs will be leaving
'Cause my tits are old and sagging
(For the last time)

It's me, Shay, I'm the problem, it's me
On lolcow, everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the screen, but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting dealing with the aging baby bimbo

Sometimes, I feel like everybody is a pretty girl
And I'm big chungus on the hill
Too big to fit this skirt, it doesn't cover my dolphin pussy
I'm the mistress, but never claimed

Did you hear my raging bpd
I try so hard to hide
Like every other online whore?
(A tale as old as time)
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day, I'll watch as you're leaving
And life will lose all its meaning
(For the last time)

It's me, Shay, I'm the problem, it's me
On lolcow, everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the screen, but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting dealing with the aging baby bimbo

I have this dream I go viral, and make a ton of money
And finally stop being broke
The farmers gather 'round and read my thread and then someone says
"She's so fat her rolls will explode"

It's me, Shay
I'm the problem, it's me
It's me, Shay
I'm the problem, it's me
It's me, Shay
Everybody agrees, everybody agrees

It's me, Shay (Shay), I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)
On lolcow (lolcow), everybody agrees (Everybody agrees)
I'll stare directly at the screen, but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting dealing with the aging baby bimbo

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saw this in /ot/thought it was shayna

No. 1503676

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Shayna if she never got into online sex work
The hair is dall-e 2 tier but it was impossible to fix it after I removed the bacon bow. Just pretend she went swimming or something kek

Also - I know there’s been at least 40 threads worth of posts about how bad she’s ruined her body, but I think she reached the point of no return for her face. Packing on that much facial fat has sagged her features so much. Even if she lost weight and her body started to look more normal, losing the gigachin will probably just make her look extremely haggard. The right picture is not some supermodel, just probably what shayna would look like in her mid 20s if she hadn’t gone down this path. It’s crazy that she would probably need surgical intervention to get back to a normal mid 20s face. The original pic is hysterically bad - her face looks like it’s bloated and melting

No. 1503700

Keeping it real shayna puts TOO much effort into sexwork. I know, she doesn't do shit, but does any of the other girls the "top" girls if any of you know (for some reason) do all this shit Shayna does?
Like she DOES make porn storylines/themes that would do well in gross actual porn with scrotes or someone with sex appeal (yuck). It's a lot of dumb loweffort shit for what? Scrotes to jerk off? Does she think her porn is art? Kek, does she really think she's creating fucking art?
Like she's a streamer or something? A whole room dedicated for poorly made videos. Now she wants a laptop and I do not get it.
I won't lie and say I haven't watched porn (I went through a nasty porn addiction as a teen from being exposed to it, sadly) but…from what i remember there's fucking girls sitting on the floor doing "porn" and getting views. I don't know what sex work twitter looks like, But I assume there's more videos with thousands of likes and retweets of normal sex acts from normal people. Vs. what shayna is doing. I do not get it really. It's the ultimate pick me shit, your whole life is dedicated to making scrotes coom but you trick yourself into thinking it's for "you" because you get pennies

No. 1503861

>>1503700
>Does she think her porn is art?
I think she had that delusion at the start, not so sure now. She seemed to believe that sex work was a way of being recognised for her bimbo aesthetic with fashion and make up. She looked cheap and low effort then and looks a hell of a lot worse now.

No. 1503967

>>1503700
if shaynus wasnt such an attention whore she could probably have a career in the porn industry as a writer or director. i wonder if once she hits her 30s she will get over herself and start recruiting younger girls under her direction. She would skirt a lot of the drama attached to her name, and she could stay fat and degenerate behind the scenes.

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Was toy shopping in Target for a niece's bday and recognized these cursed Shayrtifacts left on the shelf… I truly felt her pedo pandering presence.

No. 1504260

>>1503676
no anon, the bridge of her nose wasn't broadened by sexwork and her lips wouldn't been fuller either. same goes for the size of her eyes. stop making shit up

No. 1504301

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I found this cap from one of her videos in one of the earliest threads and it’s a great representation of how clueless she is 24/7. Yes this is supposed to be a porn video. It is unknown whether that is poop or period blood.
I don’t think she’s autistic but just stupid. She reminds me of the women who post trashy/lulzy photos for Shein reviews.

No. 1504382

>>1504139
Shartifacts

No. 1504522

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this is an old picture but why does she look so british jesus christ

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Shayna wishes kek really though, it's bleak

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What are you using your Shay fly swatter on first?

No. 1504674

>>1504534
funny how that tweet was a made-up bait story to get OF attention but mike slack did this unironically and all her daughter got back was more irreversible trauma and nothing else

No. 1504687

>>1504522
Her ancestry is probably British. IIRC she had an argument with her mother over what their ancestors did because they were some of early settlers or something. There's a lot of Irish, Italians and Acadians in New England so it's impossible to know for sure.

No. 1504715

>>1504522
looking back at pictures from her no makeup arc is truly baffling. she legit looked like a bog witch