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I've literally seen women on the bus built like this you roasties are just jealous.
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>get assigned new coworker to shadow me
>make small talk
>her social skills are fucking worse than mine somehow
>she keeps doing this weird motion with her hand on her nose
>ok she's an autist i guess
>introduce her to other coworkers
>she brightens up and walks over to them, is acting like a completely different person
>she quickly befriends all of them and isn't doing the weird hand motion anymore
>realise i just fucking stink
Based, anon, as a scrote, it's funny how amerikarens will tell me that I can't fap to elementary school little girls, but if they are drawn with bedroom eyes and huge tits, they're adults, what's so hard to comprehend?>insert article about the how puberty affects the female body and how it's possible for a kid to get pregnant and the story of the 5 years old girl that got pregnant after getting raped
See that article? It's made by someone who can use word and shit, and it says that I should be able to fuck kids, therefore it's okay for me to fap to the idea of fucking a kid.
Plus, they're not even young. Sure, the girls of FuwaFuwa LoliBuster Succubus ~ SweetDREAMs ~ 2:Yamete Kudesai Princess Kino are going to a preschool, and are learning how to read and shit, but their ages are>6000, 70000, 8000, 9000
So it's 100% legal for me to want to fuck them.
hey its me again. i fucked up really badly bros. that 19 year old bitch got me fired from work because she reported me for harassment to HR, thanks feminism.
meanwhile my gf left me because after we opened our relationship she started going on dates and now she fell in love with another man and left me. i told her we can now close the relationship because i realized she is the one true love i have ever had but the she is not the woman i know anymore, she is now a cold hearted bitch. wtf is wrong with women? men really need to go their own way…
I have just sent you reddit gold because your post has made me wake up to the fact that I have been a girl all along. It was obvious from when I was a teen, I would steal my sister's panties and bra, wow I was such an egg!! Anyways I am still early into my transition but just thinking about how womanly I feel made me grow boobs a little and I got period cramps for the first time after I was done with my mountain dew and cheetos gaming night. Yes I am a gamer girl, don't on me silly boys because I am a lesbian TEEHEE
Anyways why is it so hard to find dates as true and honest girl lesbian?
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why can't women in real life be like this? its not fair bros…
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Picrel is me. For context:
>24 year old KHHV
>qt 4.13 turned out to be a roastie
Fuck that bitch
>shes kind of a qt 4.13
>cant get enough of her
>remember her smell
>we never dated BTW
>I just stole a hoodie of hers once
>she never knew
>cum to the smell
>realize i want to smell like her
>so i can jack off
>notice it's more than just that
>I want to be her.
>look in the mirror
What do I do? Do I order estrogen immediately and start looksmaxxing? Should I go a different route and start getting /fit/? I want to be a girl i think so i start smelling nice, like Stacy… also people will start treating me better and not run away from me when I round a corner.
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How come my gf is mad I showed her nudes to my roommates? I told her that they want to fuck her and said she's so hot, why would she be angry about this? She can't be mad at me, she knows I have trauma from that one time a faggot said hi to me and I thought I was gay. Bitches are so inconsiderate
If I have a criterion for choosing the greatest anime, it's an emotional one. These are anime that moved me deeply in one way or another. Anime is the greatest art form ever conceived for generating emotions in its audience. That's what it does best.
After seeing this anime many times, I think I finally understand why I love it so much. It's not because of the humor, or the intrigue, although those elements are masterful. It's because it makes me proud of the characters. These are not heroes – not except for Renge Miyauchi's resistance fighter, who in some ways is the most predictable character in the film. These are realists, pragmatists, survivors: Komari Koshigaya, who sticks her neck out for nobody, and Hotaru Ichijou, who follows rules and tries to stay out of trouble. At the end of the anime, when they rise to heroism, it is so moving because heroism is not in their makeup. Their better nature simply informs them what they must do.
The sheer beauty of the anime is also compelling. The colorful closeups of Renge Miyauchi, the most bravely vulnerable girl in anime history. If there is ever a time when they decide that some anime should be spelled with an upper-case A, "Non Non Biyori" should be voted first on the list of Anime.
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>Nobody will break into my NEET lair apartment I've holed myself into for months and beg me to have sex with them, my life is harder than most humans on earth.
>Women aren't human for scrolling Instagram but scrolling r9k and incel forums endlessly is not the same thing at all.
>My mother is disappointed in me but it's her fault for having expectations of me. Now that she's given up it's all still her fault because she doesn't have expectations for me.
>The reason I'm alone is because I'm going my own way.
>that couple holding hands and smiling are just a evil whore and her simp.
>Johnny Depp has aged like wine.
>I'm not a loser I'm just an omega male who is unbothered by social hierarchy. Now let me rant about alphas and chads.
Fuck anon, I get you, I'm still traumatized from that one time a girl told me "no" what the fuck does that mean? What's "no" even suppose to express? That bitch fucking told me "no" when I was in middle school and I'm still malding, females will never understand what is it like to be told "no".
So now I'm at my mom's home, mad, I'm also a kissless virgin, I got out of jail because the judge game me a 3 weeks sentence for killing some stupid cats and dogs, and it was that girl's fault.
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Always thought she was mid
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Yeah! Women with this body type naturally exist, dumbass troons. Go Google ‘wide hips nude’ and see for yourself.
You mean to tell me that shit was for females?>Brings up chartfag's latest anime season chart with 30 series and 2 labeled shoujo
Women take over fucking everything. They should stick to Twilight and keep out of men's hobbies
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bro I love my gf and everything but i would sell my soul to get Sugarf4iry to suck my cock! I love goth mommies step on me yo !
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I’m coming out as a goth trans girl! I’m gonna grow out my hair and I just ordered some estrogen pills on the dark web when I got done jerking off to my irl lol I collection and then I realized… I want to be just like them. I am a little girl, that’s why I’m so drawn to them. I do DDLG my little age is 8-13. I am a lesbian looking for a gf but since I’m always getting catcalled I figured you boys could validate me. Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me so hard
reminds me of my whore ex that wouldn't let me piss on her
i hate females so much it's unreal
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My brothers, I have ascended. I stopped lifting in 2012 and since then I have been achieving the perfect form by practicing callisthenics. Everyday, I start my day with the sun rising and then follow the 3 commandments of Hephaestus. I shower with cold water, drink 6 liters of water every three hours and eat only raw soil. I haven't fapped in decades. My dick's energy is so pure that I have no need of acknowledging his physical existence. I'm now a metaphysical man with an Olympian health and an accomplished businessman who own $320 billion worth of NFTs. Join me my brothers and find your Olympian-self by following me on tiktok, twitter, instagram, reddit, snapchat, onlyfans and discord. Only the heroes will prevail in this world of mindless obeisance.
>>1484829>Ending the cash flow before stealing the credit card
Let me help you out, ladies. The problem here is you post about relationship problems because that's all you vapid sluts think about. You have no agency and only exists to be some guys cock sleeve.
This just proves that any guy that ain't Chad or a family member is invisible to women.
If you wanna post like us, you gotta put yourselves in the worn out new balances and unwashed ass crack and basketball shorts of a guy who's invisible to women. Not that you can, since women have no empathy.
No am OP, and I'm an anon who's been here since 2016. I just laughed so hard at the crystal Cafe thread. I kinda regretted it when >>1484866
was posted but I find it funny still. should I post my hand? I've already done it before when i got accused of being a scrote once by multiple anons.
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And there's gore of course.
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I fucked this lady I met at the restroom of Shell. It was so hot. She was wearing high heels. Long gothic, rocking bod. Just so happened to be in the men's room and sucked me off, kinda sounded like a man, but she let me use her backdoor, I think I found the one bros!!
Last month I started the carnivore diet and I can feel the testosterone boost, but I haven't shit in two weeks and today one of my fingernails fell off. How long does it take for my body to get used to it?>>1485391
OOC: this is peak /b/ lmao
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Hey /ot/ how do I get a cosplay,e-girl,goth,milf,dommy mommy,trad,right-wing,tomboy gf?
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girls like that aren't real anon, it's all photoshop and media psyops from roasties who are scared they won't find a partner before hitting the wall so use deception to lure in innocent men.
see picrel, the obvious choice here is to become your own perfect girl. it's the only way.
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Bro isn't it so funny when we joke about raping 6 year olds unprovoked. I love making people uncomfortable with it like bro it's a joke get a sense of humor, I only jerk off to lolis, bro i dont wanna go to jail. it's funny when other guys reply "hol up" AHAHHAHAAH THATS SO FUNNY DUDE I'm gonna split my balls in half guffawing at pedophile jokes
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Finally got her bros
a hole is a hole. Ive done worse, a rotting coconut, i was bored so i thought ''hey why not?''.
my dick is itchy for some reason though and there are bumps over it.
Women should be submissive, not pursue education and so the bulk of the housework. They should not be allowed out the house unattended. They should focus only on children and be the primary caregivers because mentally and emotionally they’re still children themselves. But also, they should be drafted to wars and they should get off their lazy cellulite ridden asses and go get jobs. But not better jobs than men, because that isn’t fair, they’re robbing a decent man of getting that job and that’s feminazi social conditioning. Women should be chaste and modest, and should be punished legally if they are not, but also porn is awesome! Don’t you dare get rid of that. Im entitled to see tits whenever and wherever I want but the women who’s tits im looking at should be regarded as lower than cattle. In fact, I’m not sure what exactly my world view is, since it’s full of contradictions, I just know that it makes me extremely happy when women are disadvantaged or miserable in any way shape or form. The destruction of foids happiness is my lifeblood. I want to live in a world where I can have a harem of submissive young roasties at my beck and call who wear burkas in public and around other men, but also I want to visit prostitutes and watch violent pornography on a park bench. I also want to see women publicly humiliated and scantily clad at any I’ve given opportunity so that I have an outlet for the more savage may violent aspect of my manhood, whereas my “tender” side will be reserved for demeaning compliments towards my child brides and not smacking them in the face whilst I’m impregnating them repeatedly. This is the only way I’ll ever be happy.
>could you please stop defending rape and pedophilia?! That's wrong and evil
Firstly, woman, we should have a deep, complex talk about morals, what is morality? Ahem Morals, as we know them, are not objective, you could think feeling aroused by my little sister and mocking rape victims at the town shelter is inhumane but…is it really? We need to think about that, does it really matter? Do you understand that your rigid morals are not necessarily my morals? In my mind, kids are attractive and sexual harassment is not that bad, is a matter of opinions and you are imposing your subjective, rigid and arbitrary morals on me, which is objectively wrong
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GOD blessed this lady with an incredible gift!!! Meanwhile western women already act as if pushing out 1 child is hard laboir and something we should worship them for! I'm going to show this my entitled ungrateful lazy american teen daughter!
>Evangelion isn't a good anime.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Wow, your 12 year old sister is gonna be gorgeous when she grows up. I mean like, wow. She's probably got a boyfriend, or what? Haha. Yeah, she'll become a total babe the exact day she turns 18. A sex bomb. Naw, I'm just kidding haha. Dude, it was a joke haha! She's a cute kid though, got jokes too. Funny lil kiddo, that one. Hehehe.
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She is mid anyway
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ot but reminds me of this real tweet from a uk conservetive party candidate
Right? They always have an answer for different types of porn too. Verified couples?>They're exploiting themselves.
Hentai>All of them look like kids!
Western animation>Her poor back, where are her organs?!
Furry porn>Eww you're a furry?
Meanwhile they they flick the bean to fanfiction but it's ok because because reading about some dagger chinned spider handed faggots kissing is totally different.
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Yeah I have only been complimented by a female once. She told my I have a nice hair. I tried making a move on her and of course the cunt had a BOYFRIEND. Like even if they compliment us it is fake??
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I fucked up today bros. I asked my buddy who's his waifu and he fucking said my waifu. I left the call and ripped off all her limbs and smashed all her faceplates for being such a cheating bitch. A couple hours later, I regretted ruining my favorite bishoujo doll of her but my heart is broken
Dude fr. If you compliment me then there's the pussy you bitch? I acted nice and even asked her out politely but she would not have sex with me, then what's the point? Feminism is ruining women, they're more emotional and will freak out and become catty if you reject them while men take rejection all the time and are supposed to take it.Looks at statistics saying the complete opposite
A few chads getting aggressive and violently raping their girlfriend doesn't mean all men are like that. You never hear this happening with loser quiet guys. Women just hear "yes" a lot more.Serial killers are often losers who want revenge and then kill themselves
Feminism is ruining women! They had it coming, mothers can't do their job and the boys just needed to be listened to. If they had girlfriends who gave them pussy these things wouldn't happen.
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i truly believe that the matrix is behind great men like andrew taint and sneako theyve only spoken truth about women, they claim that assaults' against women is high because men are animals but dont say anything to the women wearing a skimpy tshirt and jeans at night, i truly believe theres a world order whos trying to take down these brave men
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Why do those whorish white women not like me, is it cause my skinny fat manboobs are bigger then their scrawny bodies, by Allah they deserve to be "punished" and its morally correct as allowed by the Holy prophet to rape kafir women
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thats because youre a sunni muslim if you were wahabi like the superior muslim arab you wouldve gotten a harem of wives at your service
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breaking the larp for a second, but wahabis are part of the sunni sect
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Do I mog you? Be honest
Bro, you don't even know, it is so over. I saw Tyrone today, and he looked at me, and I just knew he was going to steal my girlfriend. All I have now is interracial porn and tears.
Over before it even began. I'm going to spam slurs now.
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UWOOOOOH ;_; ;_; CUNNY ;_; ;_;
CUTE AND FUNNY ;_;
I can't fucking do this, I hate moids.
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Bro, normalfags have such bad opsec. I have spent 10 years in the dedicated jewish discord server for trolling Chris Chan and I am a moderator of his kiwifarms board. I have doxxed Bella Janke WHILE jacking off to her big fat tits and at the side I pretend to be a cool wine mom and have my own mean girls clique but that's not gay or anything, I don't plan on transitioning, it's just to lead them off my trail.
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Rate my setup. My pan has a GeForce RTX 4090 with a Noctua NF-S12B redux-1200. My spatula is a Intel Core i9-13900K. I cooked a Pattyware 34 QD-OLED (AW3423DW) in 8K.
bros, I am so upset that Taint got locked up. He should be free and continue being a member of society because he's innocent, and the Romanian government knows it too, they're just putting him in prison because they're just NATO matrix agents. Romania is a gynocentric society where the women dominate men. All those whores around Taint did it because they wanted to and were getting paid, and even if they weren't they deserve what happened to them, because Taint is a legend. He tells me to think for myself and pay for his courses so I can learn about how I can become an independent free thinking man and escape the matrix. I made a presentation about it for my English class, and my bitch teacher told me it barely fit the criteria of the assignment, and she fucking failed me bros. When we had a meeting after class about it I told that cunt that she had no right teaching me or other young men because we are by default better than her. She's just too dumb to teach young men like us, bros. The school system is failing us because most teachers are women, and women are dumb as shit bros. It was a system designed to favor women over men, which is why girls can read better! If books weren't so feminist, more men would read! What the fuck is A Call to Arms? Some gynocentric feminist bullshit? I'd rather read Top G's thoughts on women and society. That way, I can end up just like him.
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I don't consider ugly women people. If she does not have
>at least C cup titties
>48inch ass diameter
>5'6" under (anything taller is a man)
>Hair past shoulders
>face like picrel
She's a total dog, bro! You should totally fuck her but treat her like garbage.
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"You're going to die alone and your cat will eat you."
(moids are dumb dumb)
(laughing my ass off right now, nonnie
All i know for sure is that there are too many white bitches fucking black guys and marrying Indian tech workers. The race mixing is ruining western society! Every white woman i meet nowadays is has a worn out pussy and lose their virginities at 10 years old. I hope the libs enjoy their high crime rates!>>1489221
This bitch used to go to my high school and she fucked every guy including the janitor. I heard she is fat now, this picture was from 2 weeks ago.
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this is why you have to take girls swimming on a first date, she doesn't even look like the same person
, I'm dying)
Btw I am not violent or abusive
or anything I just smashed the door in cause my favorite football team lost the cup. Foids will never understand that pain.
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Lmao all you roasties are just mad that trans women are more feminine than you. It probably hurts you so bad that I’m out here fucking several schizo trannies and you’re just at home with your cats.
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>start talking to this girl in my lit course
>she's a huge fantasy autist, massive tolkien collection
>loves nature and animals and hiking
>taking a philosophy class as well
>seems based to me
>send her some reading recs off the tedcore essential chart
>she calls me cringe and asks if i'm serious
>i'm kind of caught off guard by her blunt response
>tell her i think she'd enjoy my recs since she loves tolkien
>she asks what tolkien has to do with "any of that incel manifesto stuff"
>i redpill her on why LOTR is an ecologist critique against industrial civilization and progressivism and how based ecofash chads like ted and linkola are tolkien's spiritual successors
>i get ghosted, we stop talking, she starts ignoring me at school
why are women like this bros? this whole encounter has led me to believe women are ultimately unable to comprehend the underlying themes of tolkien's works. no matter how much they get into it, they will only perceive the most surface level concepts like "friendship" and "hope", completely incapable of any deeper philosophical reflection. i bet she's also one of those yaoi fangirls who think sam and frodo are gay. it's usually the only reason girls even get into tolkien. did modern society and feminism cause women to be this shallow and dumb, or can they simply not read or think on the same level as men?
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>be me, 35 year old, 5'5, 90lb, blue eyed aryan chad
>hairline only receding a little bit
>somehow don't have a gf despite complimenting bitches asses on Tiktok every day they don't answer my DMs
>western women are totally ruined by social media
>pay for online course to teach me how to approach cutiepies in real life
>learn that all women are shallow whores that only want to fuck Tyrone and if I want to have a shot as a white man I need to be mega rich
>go on /biz/ to get financial advice since everyone irl just tells me to get a job (lmao yeah right like I'm gonna be a wagie like them)
>this anon is an insider and tells me to buy AnimeFeet Coin, it's gonna moon
>today is my day bros
>take out a loan of $100,000 with my bank and invest everything into AnimeFeet Coin
>already imagining my new life with my 10/10 hot asian waifu who lets me do anal every day
>AnimeFeet Coin crashes
>it was a rugpull
Anyways, anyone know any fast and painless ways to commit suicide?
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>be me, 28yo kissless virgin
>go to the same coffee shop every day cause the waitress there looks like my favorite Overwatch character (idk the name cause I don't play the game only watch the porn, it's the bitch with the snowsuit)
>sit there every day fantasizing about what her farts smell like and what her feet taste like, probably delicious
>she is always really nice to me and calls me sweetie, honey etc and sometimes gives me extra syrup with my pancakes
>she wants me
>this is my chance to lose my virginity so I decide to ask her out
>You have really nice feet, maybe I can buy you some sandals someday, mommy?
>realize I accidentally called her mommy cause I have been staring at her mommy milkies the entire time
>she says "sure sweetie I just have to get my things out of the back"
>can't believe my luck, I knew she wanted me
>after 10 minutes some big guy walks up to me and tells me to leave and never come back
>tfw this bitch had a boyfriend the entire time she was flirting with me
I just hate women so god damn much they only want Chad.
meant to reply to >>1489168
, im dumb
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Good job falling for glowie memes, if anything it's the feminazi roasties abusing us. The average first world white woman is pretty much on top of the social hierarchy and even if they weren't they would probably enjoy the (((abuse))). Crime statistics don't count being a psycho cunt as abuse, which is why they aren't dominating them.
Started at 150/350 cum. T was in the 80s and milking just barely out of range. Threw in AC (anal cum) at the end for 5 weeks I never bothered increasing cum. It was working just fine.
TL:DR Before & After https://i.imgur.com/XHUAMIS.png
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I just about finished with my mancave! Managed to put this together just before the new homeowners arrive tomorrow, really can't wait to live with them and see them every night when I go up to grab some snacks, dirty panties and socks. They have a mega hot daughter that goes to my old school and she's just my type! I heard that she's trying out for the cheerleading team from her mom, who's alright looking but she's one those better suited in the kitchen if you know what I mean. How should I get the girl to like me? Should like make a card with some hand-drawn cars and say that I like her? or should I wait until she's fully settled upstairs before talking to her? I could see myself waking her up from a nightmare like her shining knight in armour in the middle of the night while her parents are in their bedroom sleeping. I want to talk to her without her parents knowing since they think I moved out a few days ago and I don't want my efforts to go to waste.
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heckin foid at my work bragged about her tinder matches and guess what. 100 matches in a week. the west has fallen. it's over.
Hello fellow nona, just so you know not everyone who disagrees with you is a moid, nonny
. Actually, you sound like the tranny here. I'm really tired of radfems shitting up lolcow, did you know this website was created by a man and that moids weren't always forbidden from posting? Not saying that it should be lifted, but not wanting moids here is newfag radblr reddit twitter radfem behavior that we as a website really don't need. Don't forget that this is not a woman-only website but a drama board. Nearly every conversation gets derailed by radfems nowadays, just like now. I'm tired about reading about moids everywhere, so maybe we should just tone it down and shut up about it nonie.
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Foids keep telling me I'm gay, just because I talk about dicks and joke about having sex with my friends on Discord. Just because I write "you gonna post cock or what" or "you gonna let me suck your cock already" doesn't mean I'm gay, come on
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she hit the wall hard
This is hilarious
Dummy nonnas lmao
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>Tfw no farmer gf to humiliate me online
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Cool guitar, beautiful blues by a beautiful woman, what's not to love?
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dream girl right there…yup.. Want to make her my wife and grow old together. got lots and lots in common..We like the same song
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Today I was browsing pinterest in order to find new photos of women to objectify, and can you believe it someone had uploaded a photo of a female movie star SMOKING. Don't they know that I find smoking unsexy? Why are women doing things that turns me off and why were they doing it in history? Why would anyone upload a picture of it? I had to write a comment and complain about how beautiful women should NEVER smoke because kissing them tastes bad. I'm sure everyone found this very important imformation. Especially Lauren Bacall, I bet she would care supermuch about my opinion and stop smoking if she were still alive.
The problem with female pedos is that (unlike male pedos) they are grossly underreported, and if a victim
does come forward, what happens? He is laughed at, told he was asking for it, that he secretly wanted it. Even accused of lying. Same for male victims
of domestic abuse. Most of these cases never make to court. Women will NEVER understand what men go through
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Any hole is a goal
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I was in the grocery store today girlmoding with my supercute dresses, and this fucking cunt kept staring at me with this annoying smirk on her face. It took all my humanly restraint not to grab her and punch her right in the face. I am a foot taller than her, I could have beaten her to a pulp if I wanted to. I swear to god these fucking cisbitches will never know our struggle. They already live life on easy mode when they can pass as woman all the time. Once my HRT starts kicking in, get laser therapy, tracheal shave, FFS, orchiectomy, vaginoplasty, height reduction surgery, breast implants, then I'll finally be the woman that I've always meant to be and I'll serve cunt better than all those other cisbitches out there. I hate cis woman and their female privilege so much, oh my god.
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Me too sister, last day the gamesotre employee sideeyed me because I wasn't enough of a woman to him. He then started calling me "sir" so I ended up screaming inside the store and throwing figurines on the floor. Cisbitches will never understand our pain. Fuck them and fuck transphobic bigots. They want to erase our pain and struggle so bad.
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We're in this woke hell because they started adding female playable characters in farming sims which put too much extra stress on devs. They had to write all new dialogue. From the perspective of a woman, one of the hardest things a man can do. It was so strenuous, it caused XSEED to work overtime, gas their homes, and kill themselves. And that's how we have bland gender neutral protags now.
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WARNING: THE WHITE RACE IS LITERALLY DYING! AS WE SPEAK TYRONE IS THRUSTING HIS GLORIOUS BBC INTO A WHITE WOMAN! THE BLACK PEOPLE HAVE COMMITED TOO MANY CRIMES AGAINST US BY TAKING ALL OUR WOMEN
I am here posting this on /g/ picrel is the thread because disgusting vile wojaks amuse me.
Tyrone is based for cucking white soyboys like you. >>1492465
Post boobs or stfu femcel.
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Bros, I've been eating a raw meat diet for 1 month now and I can definitely see some gains, but I just keep having diarrhea, fever, and stomach cramps for some reasons. And no it's NOT salmonella, stop asking !
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Here's my face reveal
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Here, I found you a looksmatch based on your phenotype.
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Israel is RUN BY JEWS, HOW COULD THIS BE ? I thought they were based whites dabbing on arabs
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The patriarchy doesn’t exist because I said so checkmate foids
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oh nooo how could Jordan Peterson(my surrogate father figure) betray us like this, that's It I'm never cleaning my room again
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Femaleanons. add me Lolibreeder#3469
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He's literally me
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MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
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Anyone here watch "I Am Jazz"? Dude those girls are so crazy hahahaha at least Tyler sounds like a girl, and Jojo has a big girthy hog, /nohomo/ though, but I would suck Jojo off, but shes a girl cause she sounds like one
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How many bitcoins do I need to get a girl like this to agree to be my bangmaid slave?
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this whole thread basically
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Are you saying that petite women don't exist? I know a 35 year old woman irl who literally looks like this. It's not unrealistic at all. You sound like a jealous old hag.
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Does anyone else get annoyed when people call these two gay? They're obviously just good bros. Fucking fujos ruin everything.
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Very submissive and breedable! Boys make the best girls! The dick just makes it better! I love traps and femboys! They make my dick diamonds!
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
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Fujos should stay away from media. Everything they touch have always try to turn it into to some faggot shit even when the guys are clearly straight. Fucking disgusting that they have to sexualize men and fetishize fags.
these bitches are just jealous of the femboy superiority because they get dusty old eggs after 25
also i don't understand why I keep getting banned for not integrating
why are these nufags reporting me for nothing
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Ooh miss gurl PLEASE don’t make me snatch my wig at this biiitch, periodt. I know she did NOT come out the house looking a whole mess, not even snatched, long ass neck, loose ass fish smelling pussy. Purrr I see you. You trynna come up in here hugging on your mans like I’m not here boutta snatch him up I’m just a hole daddy sir everyone knows I look way better than most cis straight white women (me and my fellow cunts call them EXPIRED MILK JSksksksk) it’s so funny these ugly bitches think they’re hot shit and don’t even have acrylic nails or wear she in crop tops. These fatwhores don’t even know I would literally kick them in the fucking jaw and slice them up with pickax, it’s giving slay. Anyways Stan Nicki
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Stay mad HEUX! You mad because your raggedy ass can't afford a bbl! Y'all bitches stay mad and bitter and don't known how to keep a man and me and my girls stay sucking on your man on the low low. Pretty sure i saw your man in a club in Atlanta with one of my trans girlfriends.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
You bitches think vagina runs the world emojis
, bitch half your men be sucking my toes and dick!! And they straight!!!! Yes they straight men!!! I'm a bad bitch and yall can call men fucking with Trans all day gay but guess what??? They straight N-words with baby mama and girlfriends! Your baby daddy or boyfriend! Straight men ain't afraid of no dick when it's attached to a bad bitch! Pussy don't run the fucking world!emoji spam
Bros, I can't do this anymore, another day yet again spent jacking it to petite lesbian anal torture orgy porn. When I was FINALLY feeling close to shoot my load (used to be able to cum buckets, now I can only cum after ~5-6h of pregnant women extreme degradation), my mom slammed the door open and screamed at me to clean the toilet, saw my computer screen, and now she and my dad are talking about finding ways to make me do the chores (which is a foid duty, mind you) or they'll kick me out. I'm so mad and feel empty, I'm so so tired and just want to break free from these evil whores mind control, drawing me to pornhub day after day. I'm a King and deserve to be loved unconditionally and taken care off by a young hot foid. But none of them seem to apreciate me for who I am. Fuck my mom (sounds kinda hot ngl), and fuck feminism for giving options to women other than becoming my bangmaid.
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Small dick jokes are a iluminatti jewish masonic bolshevik psy-op to make white and east asian tradwaifus to prefer black and brown men over us and cause white genocide/great replacement.
Our ancient greeks ancestors considered small, flaccid dicks to symbolize masculinity and virtue, and large, erect penises to symbolize degeneracy and decay. #AllSizesMatters
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i believe 2d women are far superior to these fleshtards, my waifu can be tsundere and make dinners for me without any issues, my father may have divorced my mother because he had a side chick but i know my mother is at fault for being such a useless woman, marin is the ideal woman she just wears what her bf wants and is a slut.
also breaking the larp but seeing andrew taint fall into the coombrained anime hole is funny as shit
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My gf keeps complaining that she has to clean piss off the walls next to the toilet every week because I refuse to sit down to pee. She really expects me to sit down and pee like I'm some sort of bitch. Everyone knows sitting down to pee means you are not a real man because god gave me a firehose to aim at the world around me and cover it in my piss. She then asked me to clean the toilet myself then if I want to piss all over it, so I said of course I will do it. Jokes on her tho cause I never will actually do it and just roll my eyes at her whenever she reminds me it's my turn to clean until she finally can't take the piss smell anymore and do it herself. Then me and the boys joke about how much our wives are nagging cunts who nag us all day about stupid things. It's great to be a man lol. Press p to piss.
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Remember these whores aren't actually only into each others, brother. They just do it for our attention and enjoyment. I've fucked so many lesbians, they would never say no to a big fat cock !
Btw how do I ask my new gf to have a threesome? The other day I tried to imply I'd love to see her play with a chick but she started getting all defensive saying she's straight and I lied to her about being monogamous… As if straight girls don't have secret orgies at their sleepovers… Also our unicorn would basically be a living sex toy so it doesn't count lol
Cybersexing on gaiaonline as a retarded 12 year old and I wrote puts cigarette out on boob and wipes ash
and the moid broke character to chimp the fuck out. I got a gazillion page lecture on why smoking was not hot because his dad wah wah. Faggot.
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NGGGGH, my fav waifu's precious, round, disproportionnate mommy milkers. I'd totally smash that bro.
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I jacked to a chick's armpits, dude, I love it. There's like, pheromones there, it's like her essence, and like her smell and like, her root, her whole. This is you. This is you in there. I wanna smell you! I wanna be as close to the source as I can! If she doesn't shave, like, fine, I wanna be in there. Her armpits smell differently. I'm in the show.
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I’m literally Batman but instead of fighting crime, I am racist. My last name is Martinez
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Retarded femoids use your brain challenge, I know you don’t have a lot to work with but you can’t assume every man is dangerous just cause a few rare cases of men. So what if your relatives you trusted are degenerates like your stepdad and uncle? It obviously runs in the family cause you started doing onlyfans and unsurprisingly your stepdad and uncle subscribed, look I don’t even feel bad for these whores. Their “work” is them preying on lonely naive men who don’t know about Reddit leaking OF thot nudes, they think those girls want them cause the girls act like it just so they can take men’s money. When you say “I’m creeped out by my stepdad” I hear “I seduced him” tell your mom to give the poor man some more sex ffs also you’re mid. I rate you 3/10
Yeah, bro, I get you. We logically, as moids, need to have sex with as many females as possible because otherwise, we will get beaten up by other moids, if I don’t find a female to have sex with daily, then I will get gangstalked and killed.
I can’t believe females don’t understand how crucial is sex with virgins that are devoted to us, specially when they’re young, it’s scientifically proven how having sex with a young female males moids happier and their dicks grow too.
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I don’t give birth, therefore I don’t have the responsibility gene in where my dick wants to secrete, we men have to use charm, money and looks to get a broad, but any whore can open her legs, I don’t give a fuck what warm willing(?) hole is on the end! Shut the fuck about zodiacs hoe, that shit isn’t real, everyone knows your birthday doesn’t determine shit about you, it’s the shape of your skull that will tell you if you’re a chad or a wimp Jew, I will FUCK anything that moves, I’m an INTJ alpha male I have disturbingly high amounts of testosterone and it’s from the supplements of Bull Semen pills and Chimp Anabolic Creatineroids. Anyways I pretend to be into Tarot and Trans rights for the hairy liberal art hoes to give me footjobs under the table at Dennys at 3am and let’s me lick her maadams apple and gooch, she’s gonna let me hit it when she gets the gorilla grip customary cream ridden frothy bloody heated leather (VIRGIN) pussy installed. Imagine the smell.
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God I'm such a good cook, foids seethe this is what real men cook while you fuck around with your Easy Bake Ovens
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CLEAN IT UP JANNY
CLEAN IT UP JANNY
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How do I replicate this recipe without semen being available? I used the last remnant of my cum jar yesterday. My dog is also neutered.
Asparagus is a pagan vegetable worshipped by Greek faggots and Romans. It has no place in Judeo-Christian cuisine.>>1611120
I'm >1608483. If you can't get semen, get mayonnaise with pineapple juice and mix it together with milk of magnesia. Same texture and taste as regular se- wait. No. I'M NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IMNOTGAYIMNOTGAYIMNOTGAYIMNOTGAYIMNOTGAYIMNOTGAYIMNOTGAYIMNOTGAYIMNOTGAYIMNOTGAY
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A real man only eats raw meat. The paleo raw-meat ketogenic organ meat omad caveman diet is the only diet for real alpha chads. Vegetables are a psyop by the Jews to make you poo weak and soft. If you are not pooping stone-hard pebbles then you are a soyfilled bitch. Men who eat their steak medium rare might as well be called women. Once a while I take one of my dogs deworming pills and poo stringcheese for a couple of days. It's like a natural detox.
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The rant on this image is so fucking telling kek, they really think we're like them
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So true brother. Move over Sabine and Heidi who rejected me for my body odor. Olga is coming to warm up my ears with her DDDDDD earmuffs aka TiG OLD BITtIES!! I will motorboat them fuckers like crazy and then she will bring me chicken tendies and suck my penis in a wheatfield cause she is TRAD unlike western roasties. She doesn't even care that I stink, don't have a job and spend all my social benefits on anime figurine.
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Loli high school rape, seriously? You fucking degenerate. Pedophile scum like you make the rest of us anime watchers look bad. I only watch anime about little girls doing the most boring inane shit imaginable. Why? Because the storylines are extremely interesting. And nope, I don't want to fuck these little anime girls. In fact, I just want to protecc them like an older brother. I think about them 24/7, collect figurines, write forum posts about how kawaiiely pure and innocent they are (I fucking hate western whores), and dream about sniffing their hair while they sit on my lap. I would take them to the mall and buy them cute, modest outfits… Then we'd get ice cream, and she'd look at me with those lovely Bambi eyes. I'd feel like the king of the world…
All of this would of course be in a 100% non-sexual way, like siblings. If you even DARE think about pure, virginal, innocent, tiny, petite lolis sexually I WILL KILL YOU.
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True, true. The fucking nerve gold-digging western "women" have to expect me to pay for their $8 coffee. Bitch, you think I'm gonna invest in you like that? I took a month-long vacation to Thailand to look for a trad wife with high morals like myself. I found a lovely, delicious little peach of a Thai girl and we spent a few weeks together. Wow, what an experience. A breath of fresh air. We'd lay in bed pillow talking about how I'd put a ring on it and bring her back here to the UK. Oh, you want to know why I didn't bring her home?… Well, uh… It was too difficult, you know… I am going back to Thailand though. To meet her again? I was thinking maybe I should give the other girls a chance as well, anything else would be unfair. Had a couple sweethearts dragging me by the collar at the bars haha LOL. Gotta see what's out there, you know.
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Bros why is it so hard to find a nice woman to love me? I really don't ask for much except that she is no older than 15, looks like picrel, is a virgin and willing to have 8 of my children while taking care of the house and also working full time to contribute 50% to the bills. It seems due to modern feminism I am doomed to be alone forever. Maybe I need to mew more?
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This will be me when I finally find a girl who isn’t on sale for 4.99 a month and doesn’t have a snap score over 5,000 and isn’t a landwhale of course
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Same bro. All women nowadays start Onlyfans as soon as they turn 18 so the age of consent is preventing good men from picking up a women who are pure. These sluts are so stupid because we will replace them with AI tradwaifus soon.
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Reminder that it’s ok to punch your local terf!
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Ugh I hate shoe because she's been blacked and she's bald, but anyway here's a fun fact about black men and their BBC. Ugh i hate them so much
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Our civilization could've been colonizing the stars by now if we hadn't been feminized by the feminist whores slutting around, taking birth control, and pissing the excess estrogen into water system.
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I’ve been doing semen retention for 12 days now.
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>>1623832>not recycling your semen instead
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Agree, bitches be mad that these ladies are at their peak youth, all nice and fertile especially if they have huge milkers. Hags wished they were them with men flocking all over them giving them all the attention they starved for. I need a big titty petite woman to paizuri with and cum in her tight young pussy.
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Anyone elses bedroom look like this? I get so fucking mad when I lose a game of Call of Duty that my entire bedroom has lots of holes in it and I can't cover them up with posters of anime girls anymore. I am afraid my mom will notice and get mad at me. What do I do bros?
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Look at my dogs balls! Whenever I walk or take him out to the park, women would come by to check out and pet him saying how adorable he is. I bet these ladies are also impressed by how massive his balls are! They probably think I have massive balls too heheh. Also I think it's best to not neuter your dogs. It'll demasculate them!
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Nice balls on your dog bro. White women want to have sex with dogs, that's why they like to pet them at the park. I have seen it many times on the internet, basically can't go a day without stumbling on a dogfucking video on my favorite porno site. I then share those videos with my bros to warn them about white women degeneracy. Whenever I see a woman with a dog I imagine them having sex. Women are really gross and disgusting.
Picrel, you just know.
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Never get married bros. All women are whores. That girl you see in church smiling at you? She's getting her back blown out by 8 bbc tyrones as we speak. That cute cashier in the supermarket? She has 3 mutts from 3 different Tyrones. Stop being a simp. BBC pill is real. This is your future if you choose to be a simp.
As the title says, I take absolutely massive shits, it's fucking annoying, I gota plunge the fuckin toilet all the time and most of the time I have to wait a while before it will flush. I'm a big guy, 6 3 260 pounds, I eat healthy, lift weights and exercise. I don't drink or eat any fast food, most of the things I eat are "clean" and I track calories. I eat between 3500 and 4000 calories a day and sometimes more. I'm healthy and my massive dumps aren't really an issue as I'm not struggling to release the kraken every time I go but holy fuck the toilets are fuckin weak. It ain't just my house, its most places where the toilets aren't those industrial grade public shitters that will flush a football. Although I've clogged those before smh.
Me wife hates it, but I don't know what to do about it. She texted me earlier today "For the record. I don't understand how shit that big comes out of you. Like the width of it just does compute.". To be fair I forgot because we had people over and usually it has to sit for a minute before the plunger will work to dislodge the turd. Sometimes i weigh myself before and after and I swear to the holy ghost I've taken 5 and 6 pounder dumpers before. The other issue is the stench is obviously unpleasant to say the least smh.
It's not just the toilets in my house, its most residential shitters aren't able to handle it. Look I'm just venting because it's annoying as fuck snd rather embarrassing when I gota drop a dook at someone's house and then ask for the plunger smh, some people don't even have one, fuck am I supposed to do?
I remember the legend of the poop knife, and while I would never defile myself with resorting to such measures, I understand
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Twinks are basically better than women if you think about it. Yes I am perfectly straight but I hate women because they are all riding the cock caroussel and have sex with Tyrone. Thats why a femboy makes for a better tradwife than a woman. Unlike women they are very feminine because they wear slutty ali express clothes and chokers that compliment their wide feminine necks made for sucking coxxx. A femboy tradwife will also let you watch porn and not get mad and will let you do anal sex daily which is extremely trad and foids don't want to do it cause they are all stuck up prudes. A butthole is better than a vagina anyways if you think about it because it is more TIGHT and if you eat enough Taco Bell it also self lubricates. Its Volcano week btw. Did I mention I am straight and also trad?
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Ok bros, what is the craziest thing you ever stuck your dick into?
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You will never, ever best me. Don't think you can for even a minute. Just when you think you had the kid figured out.
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How can anyone find this creature attractive? She is so disgusting to look at. We have been psyopped into finding repulsive goblinas like her attractive.
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Le 56% amerimutt goblina
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Speak for yourself, I only jerk off to blonde white women doing farm work and being naked in wheatfields because that is trad.
Milkies mmmmmm mommy gib me
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Finally I've talked with a REAL female (other than my mom and my oc's!!) Getting closer and closer to lose my v card, bros. Pls wish me luck. Well she's in a wheelchair anyway, so it'll make things so much easier for the big day, haha. She seems like such a sweet, pure virgin.
The other day, she told me weird stuff like apparently her mom's been hitting and restraining her. I don't remember why, just seeing her crying got me so bricked up and I couldn't focus on what she was saying. So I showed her one of my fav candleplay bdsm bestiality art, but it didn't seem to cheer her up. I wonder why..?
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RIP brother. The jannies got him for his oozing masculine energy that a low T janny couldn't even imagine. SWING YOUR MOP HARDER FAGGOT JANNY!
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Which country is best for finding a submissive tradwife? I was gonna go to Ukraine and bag me a mommy milkies booba ooga booga olga, but it might not be the best time right now. Prefer a white girl, but will settle for a chinky bitch also as long as she is small and looks like an irl loli. I am 5'4 600lb (husky teddybear) very kind and caring guy who will do aftercare after our daily anorectal violence choking spitting boob torture BDSM (I am kinky haha). Will only accept a virgin cause you know what they say, no hymen no diamond!
Picrel is the kind of asian woman I would settle for.
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men age like fine wine
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Transitioning could have saved her.
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Very disappointed by this casting choice. As a lifelong bimbo fetishist I went to the movie theatre ready to release a giant fountain of cum at the real life Barbie movie and then they show me this flat chested grandma?!?! Like she is at least 20 years past her prime. I am going to vomit looking at this old hag. Everyone knows Barbie is supposed to be a 16 year old porn star with giant double d (the biggest bra size) bouncing boobas that make you go AWOOGA AWOOGA BOOIIIINGGGGG!!! disgusting.
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Ugh I know bro I watched it and I was like “how am I supposed to jerk my big ol dick off to this?” I had to get creative and sniff the chairs and jerk off to the stench of what could have potentially been the remnants of a hot sexy young girl’s ass. I licked it for good measure
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HNNNNNGGHHHHHHH BOINNNGGGG HUBBA BUBBA AWOOGA AWOOGA!!! BOOBA MILKIES MOMMY MOMMY I WANT MILKIES!!!
Those must be at least a triple D cup! Maybe even quadruple D! Imagine what her farts smell like. I want her to shit in my mouth!
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Post your rooms bros. This is mine.
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its a bit messy because my cunt mom refuses to clean it anymore
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Armpits are the most erotic part of a female. Every true intellectual knowe that.
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how can I get one of the man hating terfs here to step on me and call me names?
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All girls are exactly the same, with their zodiacs and makeup copy and paste haircuts, those shitty plushies and playing dumb shit for video games that requires no skill like standee valley. Tell me, when is the last time you met a woman with a hobby that wasn’t makeup and fashion (literally the basic requirement of being female) I swear to god these bitches piss me off with their uselessness. How can you be so nothing? They literally have no purpose except for being young and pretty but that only lasts til they’re like 25 after that they should just die or something nobody is trynna fuck a old woman. I hate women so much that whenever I see little girls I glare at them so they know how worthlesss they really are. They look scared.
Why can’t I just find a nice girl to settle down with? One that likes anime and the gym (unique) one that has a fat ass but isn’t fat? I just want a 4’11’ 110 lb Asian gf with a fat dumpy and fat DD tits who will call me oniichan and is goth but also a nice christian?
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Bruh you’re not asking for a lot but females are weird! A girl will be just as you describe (mid), ran through and will cheat on you with Tyrone. Not only that but she wouldn’t even look in your fucking direction unless you were 6’5”, make 6 figures and have a car and job and other unrealistic standards. Also you look young in your picture, you haven’t even peaked bro you peak in your 40s I’m almost there and I’m wise and rich and all these 19 year olds love me, I notice pretty waitresses and cashiers smiling at me a lot more these days.
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Wrong. The most erotic part of a woman are her feet. There is nothing hotter than a woman letting you slobber all over her little piggies and soles and let me tell you I go HAM on those babies. I grate that foot cheese into my mouth like parmesan. I wish to be crushed by a giant dommy mommies big old tootsies. I love summer time, I just walk around all day in public filming womens feet and they don't even notice. One day I will fulfill my ultimate dream of drinking my mountain dew out of a cuties sweaty gym shoes as she stomps on my balls. Imagine the smell. Schlopp schlopp schlopp.
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Got a new chair recently. Women hate how little it takes for us to be happy.
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I don’t understand how foids are attracted to men like this, he looks like a woman, just more proof that foids are nothing but crypto-lesbians. Those stupid kpop femcels only like these “”men”” because they can’t handle a real man with excess body hair and a wide midface such as myself. Women are so dysgenic I can’t believe they chase after these fairy-looking faggots, also don’t ask why this picture is saved onto my computer I’m not gay I swear.
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Based, picrel is clearly hotter and way healthier, foids should shut the fuck up and let us men tell em what an attractive, sexy man actually
looks like>Inb4 why do you have this pic saved
It's for illustrative purposes, I'm definitely not gay, I just have common sense to recognize a hot, sexy man when I see him
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She's just like me fr
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the easiest way to get into a hoe's pants is to ask where she got her shoes, then do pic rel
worked every time
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He’d be a great looksmatch for Jenna Ortega, if she lost weight.
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It's something you have no hope of understanding…
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kino. since you appear to be a man of culture i want to ask what you think of a little diy project i have been working on. my mom is not very happy about it but i told her i'm a grown man and i can decorate my living space however i want. she reluctantly gave in because she thinks it will be a good bonding experience for me and my stepdad who is helping me build the frame of the shoe. she is however against me weathering the shoe to make it look well used because according to her "it will look trashy". she also won't let me use her sowing machine for the foot, but i think i can eventually guilt her into it if i sulk enough. something i did not tell her about is the smell factor, but i figured it's an ask forgiveness rather than permission situation. i want to get some synthetic foot odor, kinda like that fart spray, i havnt researched it yet but maybe i can get some chinese company to make it, if not i can experiment with making my own. if this project goes well i am going to convert the door and stairs to my basement apartment into a gaping mouth and throat slide.
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Can you explain it better? Is the foot the inside mattress of the shoe bed? Why is it upside down? What is the giant foot?
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Bruh if I had a daughter I would not let her around men even relatives. I’m not letting her wear shorts cause real prizes stay wrapped up Fuck you mean I’m admitting that makes me distrustful of all men? No manches That’s sexist bullshit homes. its la raza, we’re catholic, we just believe in keeping our women and girls pure until marriage and we have to prevent it at all costs, were tryna cause any more drama n shitt I’m not saying I wouldn’t love her if she did have sex before marriage, I would just be disappointed a little bit but if she turns out to be a pinche jota ima have to disown the little bitch. I don’t want that sort of evil in my family. Our tio went to jail for some bullshit and shit but he’s cool now cause he’s old and his dick don’t work and he’s not even allowed around schools the only time he sees kids is at family get togethers and we tell the kids to lock their doors so it’s all good in the neighborhood. even before he went to jail, we kept it a secret cause that’s family dawg. That’s my blood right there and he just made a few mistakes but that don’t make him a bad person
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we need mandatory corrective rape to clean women's brains of all this jewry
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I am an incel
I am balding. My face is ugly. I wear glasses. I am a manlet. I don't talk to anyone except for a select few incel friends who are as similar to me as possible. I have autism. I am obsessed with porn, shitposting on 4chan, and gaming. I specifically like games about women, such as Touhou, Azur Lane, and Idolmaster. I like imagining that I have sex with the women. It makes me happy and lazy and I don't feel like I need to spend effort to find a gf anymore. Regardless, I still believe women owe me sex. I have no basis, I just have a very firm conviction that they do. I specifically want a girlfriend who is very attractive with large breasts, wide hips, and a huge ass but is also short and skinny. She should be dumber than I am and also be obsessed with me and not much else. I want her to cook for me and do housework and also comfort me about any problems I had during the day. In spite of her demure nature she should also be a beast in bed that can accommodate all my fetishes even though she had no sexual experience prior to me whatsoever. Aside from that, there isn't much I want in life. I am waiting for my parents to die so I can get a job at McDonald's without having to feel ashamed. I am not very interested in politics, I mostly follow vaguely right wing ideologies that place me in a position of victimhood. I listen to video game music and nothing else. I have never been part of a club or performed community service in my life. I wear the same outfit every day. My personality revolves entirely around the content I consume.
How do I touch grass and have sex?
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I was thinking after jerking off last night, bro like imagine being a girl and having titties I would manipulate and seduce all my superiors and I’d have such long hair and a fat ass and I’d always wear dresses and heels. Women live life on easy mode.. I tell you one thing I’d do is SQUIRT and JIGGLE MY BOOBIES awooga boing boing nyaaaa ~ I realized that the idea of being a sexy woman gave me pleasure. Gender dysphoria. I’m a lesbian I want a woman like picrel to hit me up pleaseee I have the strap on biologically attached teehee some girls just have big hogs I love being a girl so far it’s my day 2 and I am going shopping at Claire’s and Hot Topic, I may be 34 but I found my true self (a girl) just recently so mentally and sexually I’m just a lil 14 yr old legal loli, i bet you all the haggard old expired terf Karen’s won’t like this! They are jealous cause I’m young n sexy
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Samefag my boobies are already growing! owo// I Have only been on hormones for 16 hours they’re growing I’m going through a form of puberty .. omg I feel like such a little nymphette I bought some bras that are 34DD and I’m just growing into them uwuwu I asked my sister if I could borrow any of her old clothes specifically panties and bras and she says she supports me! (My mom is a dumb cunt bitch Karen slut who I will slap with girl sick and have her chicken on after I strangle her to death and steal her perfume and high heels she doesn’t need it anyways she’s literally hit the wall and old and past her prime and of course a haggard ‘woman’ like that doesn’t support my decision and calls me my deadname still and she said my sister only ‘supports’ me cause she’s scared I’ll murder her) this is me please tell me I’m gorgeous otherwise you’ll trigger
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Can't wait for ai waifus bros. We're all gonna ascend to levels never seen before. With ai I'm going to be able to fuck hot blonde aryan waifus with K cup tits and qt lolis and my stupid bitch coworker Megan that rejected me last week. My ai waifus are only going to like me and will love me even I'm 4'11 and 350 kilos. She will do whatever I want and never have any negative comments unlike the controlling real life femorroids. I will be so delighted to see foids seething and coping by the fact that they going to be useless cat ladies while us Chads are going to live out our wildest fantasies. They are going to regret they didn't swipe right my profile on Tinder.
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This thread kind of sux when you're being too literal in execution
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Wtf is a K-cup tit? Everyone knows double D is the biggest bra size. Picrel, a woman with nice perky natural double D booba. You can tell she always wore a bra cause they don't SAG!
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>be me, neet, dropped out senior year of high school and have not held a job or been enrolled in any form of education for the past 8 years
>mom dies in car accident earlier this year
>stepdad refuses to tell me whether or not i was in her will. unsure if she even wrote one
>cant afford attorney or any legal fees to bring him to court
>ships me off to live with my grandmother in michigan
>hear she has a spare room
>okay this is fine ill just throw my shit in a few boxes and load them up in my uncles car
>old cunt makes me get a job on top of being her slave caretaker in exchange for food and housing
>apply to a chain restaurant as a grill cook
>really only excited to work there so i can be the mysterious older guy my teenage coworkers have a crush on
>eager for teenage puss
>first few shits are digital training safety bullshit, sit in the back and dont really meet any coworkers aside from some old bitch waitress and a bus boy
>first real shift finally comes
>get to watch my female coworkers come in and out of the back while i cook food all day
>get paid to throw shit on a grill and stare at their bodies while chatting with the middle aged grill cooks
>this isnt so bad
>other grill cooks accept me into their group and tell a bunch of fucked up stories of their past while we all fantasize about fucking the girls
>this is entertaining
>start picking up shifts so i dont have to deal with cunt grandmother
>after a few weeks i pick out a girl i like the most
>16-17, red hair in a ponytail, perky a cup tits and round ass
>shy and blushes a lot when we have to interact
>this turns me on even more
>watch her specifically every shift we have together, pay no mind to the other bitches
>find her in the back doing digital training while im clocking out
>greet each other
>i ask about her training
>she actually responds back and tells me about it but shes really focused so she quickly goes back to it
>feel like im about to coming because her shyness gets me off
>ask what time she gets off
>she tells me shes not sure
>decide to wait around in the seating area out front on my phone so i can coincidentally catch her leaving
>hour goes by
>another hour goes by
>finally see her come out of the door
>pickup truck with tinted windows pulls up
>she fucking has a boyfriend
>ignore and act bitter toward her whenever we work together
>couple weeks go by, attempt to scope out the other girls
>as im leaving one day i notice the same truck pull up with the window rolled down
>its her father
>fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck bros im so fucked i ruined my chances
>start treating her even nicer than before
>double down, complimenting her outfits and checking her out with my eyes
>she likes it because she smiles and gets all nervous and blushes, will quickly walk away because shes so shy
>she likes me bros. im in
>i get the courage to ask her out on a date to the movies
>"sorry anon i dont really feel comfortable with that but maybe we can do a work get together?"
>realizes shes probably a virgin and needs time to get out of her shell
>start asking about her past relationships on next shift
>responds with brief answers
>stop seeing her next few shifts
>wondering if she got fired
>notice schedule in back room
>two of the days we were scheduled together she didnt show up
>wtf she must be sick
>ask the old bitch waitress about it pretending im concerned
>"oh she was here yesterday morning i dont think shes sick"
>realizes shes been switching shifts
>gets even better
>finally see her the following week but shes talking with my manager
>as im walking past i swear i hear my name
>they notice me walk past
>manager calls my name and jokingly says speaking of the devil
>wondering if shes asking my manager more about me before she accepts the date offer
>dont see her the rest of the day as im on the grill and shes leaving
>have weekend off
>manager calls me before my shift monday and says hed like to talk
>fires me for bullshit reason, says they onboarded too many people
>faggot ruins my chance of getting teen pussy
>i storm out and throw a chair across the dining area right before leaving
>literally considering seeking revenge on him for fucking this up for me
what do bros? its so over
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Why is it so difficult to find a wife these days? All I'm looking for is a traditional catholic virgin between the ages of 14 and 22 who is slim, has DDs, and has a round ass. She cannot have any male pals and must be 100% unaltered (no makeup or plastic surgery). I spotted pic rel on Instagram and thought she suited my criteria so I messaged her and threatened to rape her if she didn't become my wife, but she blocked me. I didn't say anything improper therefore it must have been my face. I bet she would have let me to rape her if I had looked like Jeremy Meeks. Foids are shallow cunts, and I despise them.
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AWOOGA AWOOGA! BOIOIOIOINNNGGGHH!!! HMNNGGHHHH!!!! BOOOOBA BOOOBA!!!
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Today, my roastie came home 10 minutes later than she said she would. She has been hanging out with one her friends (the hot one).
I called her and she didnʼt answer, and this made me angry. What was she doing, what if she lied to me? Maybe she was, in fact, being fucked by a 6ft tall Chad, while I was at home being worried about her. I felt like a cuck.
When she came home, I asked her why she was late and why she didnʼt answer. She said that her phone ran out of battery. I looked her in the eyes, grabbed her head in my hands and told her:
"Do not lie to me, whore."
She started to cry. She was fake crying, to try to emotionally manipulate me, because this is the only thing foids are capable of. However, I'm not stupid, I have a superior male intellect (180 IQ according to free-iq-tests.com). So, I did not let the woman manipulate me, or get away with her degenerate scheming.
I punched her in the face. She screamed, and her nose was bleeding. I laughed.
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>qt in my class obviously liked me so decided to give her a chance
>go on 12 dates and make out a few times and have sex
>tells everyone that I'm her boyfriend
I hate clingy women like this
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You dropped this king
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So apparently she wasn’t a single mom she was married but then I asked her if she was willing to let me watch her get dicked down by her husband I forgot her son was there and she shot me a look like picrel I apologized and I felt like crying honestly. Here I was trying to get laid and then it hit me that I’m ready to settle down like her husband and have a nice wife and family. I’m 37 years old white (supreme aryan hood genes) j need to find another white or maybe Asian submissive and young breedable cutie. I was looking for conquests in an area where I shouldn’t have been, I set up a tinder and put that in looking for a wife under 110 lbs under 5’5” (I just want a girl shorter 1 inch shorter) white or Asian knows how to cook and willing to stay home and do all the chores while I work.
I haven’t got any matches yet and I set my age range from 18 to 25 I want the most fertile ones I know dames like a little bit of machismo aggression so the first thing I will message my match is if they’d rather be choked or slapped or spit on, if this doesn’t work out I’m going to a village in Laos and picking a 13 year old wife there
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>cheat on my gf with ftm side hoe
>ftm tells me she can't get pregnant because she's on hrt
>we fuck without protection
>ftm is pregnant
>she wants to keep it
What do I do, bros?
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I hate online dating so much. I think women having too much choice is a bad thing. How many times have you seen some reddit graph where a femoid has 10,000 matches but narrows it down to only talking to like 2 of them? How could you possibly make any kind of informed decision at that point? Maybe the only perceivable difference between two different guys is one has a car and the other doesn't. I don't think these are good parameters to judge someone on. It's just insane. You can't tell what someone is like until you meet them in real life, how many men lose out on great partners because of petty little shit like that. I feel like back in the day when you just had to choose from the guys and girls in your town (or the next town over) things were a lot simpler.
There are so many people who use it just to get an ego boost, to look at the number of matches they have and say "yeah, I'm fucking hot" when really I'm just swiping right on everyone in the stack because I'd fuck anything with two legs.
The mental health effects are also detrimental. So many people on social media talk about being depressed over shit like this. Imagine being a man who gets no matches. I know no one will give a fuck here but the MALE VIRGINITY RATES ARE RISING and most girls on dating apps gravitating to the same top percentage of guys is definitely cause for concern. Having an entire generation of young boys with nothing to lose is extremely dangerous. I don't want a communist/fascist uprising anytime soon, but if people don't get what they think they deserve (a family and a home) people WILL commit violence to get it.
>>1671388I really thought this was a low effort post but then I saw the actual one. Why are men so retarded? Kek
Anyway I'm going to go jerk off to rape porn because seeing a reposted tinder screenshot made me mad. I hate women so much, why do they get to be swiped on by horny abusive
men? Male loneliness is going to cause Consequences (tm), just you wait. Whores.
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hello bby i see ur post n i liek it. u send sex bobs n i send my pinis pls respon bby
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bro got the negative cantgal tilt prey eyes with the hyperattrophied zygamous corner folds AND the ears of a anteater according to a 1994 Chinese ears mapping chart I found in tigerbeat magazine(anteaters are unwise fools) with and asking to see boob
It’s over dude I don’t need to even ask I lift weights everyday and have prey eyes the bitches flock to me while ugly pieces of shit like you troon out and kill yourself or Jill yourself flat out. How about you go find out if you like gay butt sex cause women don’t want you bro they are PICKY
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Me just SCREAMED at my gf, IS THAT GOING TO FIX PROBLEM? should me SCREAM MORE? if me scream MORE woman will get scared and submissive and EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE AGAIN, me should SCREAM MORE I feel it in my bones I NEED to SCREAM go CRAZY that will SOLVE EVERYTHING GUYS
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I wish more women wore no make-up like this. I hate how much make-up women wear because its fake and ugly and makes them look like whoreclowns. They don't even need it and its just a jewish psyop to make more money from dumb consoomer bitches. I love when Hollywood actresses have no make-up on like the girl from the hunger games. She has a nice anus also.
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Another pic to show how pretty women without make-up are!! Natural like this is what men want!!!
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This is me after seeing a video of a woman getting punched in the face and getting knocked out with a bloody nose by a McDonald’s employee after she told him she wanted another pack of ketchup and that it shouldn’t cost an extra 30 cents on r/pussypassdenied. He showed that karen , (that kind of turned me on so I went on r/incestporn after that.)
You dance in celebration because you're an uncultured ape. Do you not see the tragedy in this story? This woman was UNACCOMPANIED in public, seeking food like a stray dog. We as men are hunter-gatherers and most importantly protectors. Our women should be safe at home where they thrive, scrubbing the bathroom tiles with a toothbrush and raising our children. Meanwhile, us men bust our asses to bring home the dogecoins so we can provide our queens and heirs with a nourishing meal from uber eats. It's the natural order of things, but I wouldn't expect you to understand that. Your father still hasn't come back with that pack of cigarettes, huh? Seriously, I'm scared for the future if you're HAPPY that a man put his hands on a woman he is not married to. Pre-marital beatings significantly weaken a woman's ability to pair bond, it's been scientifically proven. It should be her loving, stoic husband who corrects her at home
. You should never let your woman roam free, look at the dangers out there. This is why we need to bring back traditionalism.
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Bitches are jealous they're not as curvy as my girl, ugly bitches are the only ones who hate porn because they know they'll never be as hot as the pornstars their men like, amiright bros??
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Is that what you call curvy? Your bitch is flat af. My girl is way sexier and your mid Becky can't compete. Chestlets and asslets seethe when they look at this hottie.
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Stop posting hamplanets.
The 12 year olds from edtwt are the peak of female physique. I always larp as an older anorexic foid to "coach" them and make them send me their bone pics. Of course most are lards in the beginning, but once you hook them up and give them the sweet Masculine attention they crave by saying some sexy things, they turn into the dainty princesses all foids should ideally be.
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This is going to be me in few decades, you all roasties will grow old and wrinkly and live with cats while i am going to thrive. Just you wait
What a chad, this pic also perfectly shows how men age like wine and only become more desirable with age whereas that roastie will have maybe another 5 good years before he has to swap her out for a new one. She's borderline hamplanet already so I'd say they're a looksmatch.
Feels good to know that I'll only gain value as I age tbh, in a few years I'll hit my 40s and truly start to grow into my prime, gonna be swimming in pussy soon