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No. 1492769

Be dumb not shit
Previous dumbass thread: >>>/ot/1480934

No. 1492771

thank you

No. 1492772

>>1492753
>tbh I can't imagine why someone would pick red.
to start things over from scratch but with knowledge of future events so you don't become a fuck-up

No. 1492774

Good threadpic and good OP

No. 1492778

>>1492684
I like the smell of most cigarettes, but I don't smoke.

>>1492742
Easily red, you can make that money just telling your parents whatto invest in and other things you know from now. You can also avoid things you regret.

No. 1492779

>>1492742
Start over at 6, warn my mom about my shit father, rush money asap, anticipate all trends such as twitch, invest my first 10k asap to the few of my stocks that exploded and snowball that until pandemic time rolls around again and I become a millionaire anyway while reliving the best part of my life and fixing the worst.

No. 1492780

>>1492778
Why would someone listen to a 6 year old about what to invest in

No. 1492781

>>1492742
Blue pill, the person I am right now is the compilation of all of the things that has happened to me over the years, while my life hasn't been the ultimate best thing ever sparkle emoji, sparkle emoji, 100 emoji; it hasn't been too bad.
But hell I want that fucking money so I can invest in shit and earn even more money so I don't have to teach stupid teenagers anymore, fuck those little bitches.

No. 1492784

>>1492780
I would grow up and do it myself

No. 1492793

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>tfw I realize I'm one of the annoying /meta/ posters nonnies talk about

No. 1492795

>>1492793
It's ok, me too

No. 1492796

>>1492793
You're face is a short-limbed cat?

No. 1492798

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>>1492796
I was born like this, ok?

No. 1492802

My sim is a drug dealer and a sugar baby and tbh it's not very lucrative. She's on her second baby and still in a starter home so I want to get her a new spot, but she only has like 18,000 simoleons. if she meets both of her sugar daddies she can get like 6-8k a day. I guess as she levels up in the drug skill she'll make more, she just started dealing cocaine which goes for a lot but all of a sudden her customers are too fucking poor to buy. I'll just expand and renovate her home for now.

No. 1492803

I wonder what celebrities would do if everyday people just stopped giving a shit about them. I feel like people like Beyoncé would probably commit suicide or something.

No. 1492819

>>1492803
They have enough money to keep themselves busy.

No. 1492820

I genuinely feel so visually impaired whenever I try to read manga because I can never tell what's going on in the panels. I'll just stay an anime-only watcher.

No. 1492822

>>1492803
They would increase their drug usage and do desperate things like PR relationships and manufacturing drama. They'd get friends in high places to mention them. Falling off the pedestal is the biggest hit to the ego someone like that can take, as most celebrities, even if they didn't start out narcissistic, end up that way.

There's some exceptions if they're DONE with that and voluntatily retreat into a comfortable life. I see that with nepo babies as they kind of "try on" acting or whatever.

No. 1492823

>>1492819
there are producers and directors richer then celebrates but they don't have much of the issue celebs often have

No. 1492825

>>1492803
It would be a significant loss in income no matter what celebrity it is, but it really depends how long they have been in the industry for and how much wealth they have acquired. Many would probably just go get a job whether it be starting up a business or straight up just go to school and get a normal job. Some would have a mental breakdown at the prospects that nobody gives a fuck about them. I think people like Sam smith or Madonna would fit into this category. Then the nepo babies will continue to sponge off their families, at least the ones who have no talent and are retarded at school stuff.

No. 1492832

Ice Spice is so funny for some reason

No. 1492836

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fuck marry kill

No. 1492839

>>1492836
God he’s so boring. Ig fuck marry kill in chronological order. Hey someone should rez the fuck marry kill thread somewhere in the catalog.

No. 1492841

>>1492822
>increase their drug usage and do desperate things like PR relationships and manufacturing drama
don't they already do that like 70% of the time, even big name ones like hairy styles

No. 1492844

why do i always see Onisions tweets under sigma male memes

No. 1492868

>>1492836
the beard on the last one is so fucking repulsive imagine the smell
fuck no. 1, marry no. 2, kill no. 3 tbh I don't find any of them super attractive but the first two are at least ok looking but the last one's beard is so disgusting and should be considered a hate crime towards women

No. 1492875

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I just said outdated gender stereotypes shouldn't exist and my husband's coworker is going all "but what about the poor trans people?? They need to identify" on me

No. 1492878

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>>1492868
it's the same person nonna, it's Chris Pratt

No. 1492879

40+ yr old women on the internet do things like post cute overly edited selfies and livestream on their poshmark accounts whereas 40+ year old men on the internet comment vile shit under young womens’ on instagram posts and use tiktok as goon material

No. 1492881

>>1492875
"Surely trans pipo don't identify w outdated stereotypes. What a weird thing you're saying desu~"

No. 1492883

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respect tbh

No. 1492884

>>1492883
Those bangs are a fashion crime

No. 1492892

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No. 1492894

Anytime I see a Latino man with dark hair and a beard on social media, I just assume it's Bad Bunny

No. 1492897

>>1492878
Anon, are you blind? Clearly that's Chris Evans.

No. 1492908

>>1492897
Actually it's Chris Rock

No. 1492911


No. 1492912

>>1492894
>Latino man with dark hair and a beard on social media
that's like 50% of latino men

No. 1492922

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>video has been removed for violating YouTube's Ass of Service
of course

No. 1492937

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this is kinda weird.

No. 1492939

They're playing Crazy in Love in today's demonstration near my office. Fuck Macron, Beyoncé for France.

No. 1492942

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a friend just changed pronouns to they/he

No. 1493032

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I am stomping around this thread and hissing

No. 1493060

I'm obsessed with disco elysium played for hours yesterday

No. 1493061

>>1492878
Ai still can't get hands right smh

No. 1493065

>>1493060
Such a good game, Nona!! The dialogue is immaculate.

No. 1493071

>>1492942
They/he has to be the most offensive way a woman could identify. Like oh god, anything but a woman!!!

No. 1493087

i wish i had a virtual gf, like back when i was on club penguin as a kid and some random person would be my bf and we'd just go to eachothers igloos and thats pretty much it. i want whatever the 2023 equivalent of that is. maybe we could stream movies together or something idk.

No. 1493103

>>1493087
A friend

No. 1493107

>>1493071
I'm grateful they don't full-send to "he/him", one of my coworkers is he/they and I am never going to remember that shit lmao. She is, to put it very bluntly, a chubby little squeaker with fried bleached hair and doc martens. I am never going to remember to say "he" but "they" is doable.

No. 1493114

Post something anything in /m/ onegai I’m lonely

No. 1493162

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I thought this was a photo of Drake

No. 1493169

>>1493162
Don't summon her…

No. 1493176

>>1493162
I thought it was until i read the text kek

No. 1493184

>>1493162
Earholio

No. 1493188

>>1493114
I feel like every time I post in /m/.. like 5 random threads will get bumped immediately to hide the thread I replied to. I've tested this by responding to a variety of topics in different ways, all in good faith.. I never get replies I always have my bumps hidden with slide bumps and replies bumping other threads. It's very suspicious

No. 1493213


No. 1493220

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>>1493213
The only medication I need is your sweet sweet attention

No. 1493223

I saw someone talk about Fujii Kaze so I gave him a listen, and now Matsuri has been on constant repeat for me

No. 1493229

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My dad has been tricking me into doing all of his teacher class work by calling me le artist of the family and I fall for it every single time

No. 1493234

>>1493229
Aw, that's cute kek

No. 1493235

I want some southern hog pudding so fucking bad right now AAAAGHGHGH

No. 1493237

>>1493188
It's me, I bump them everytime you post. Sorry, I just think you don't deserve replies.

No. 1493240

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>>1493237
I knew it you rat

No. 1493316

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This was hilarious

No. 1493333

>>1493235
I have never heard of this despite the fact that I am southern and I wish I could have continued not knowing about its existence

No. 1493336

>>1493333
It's literally just sausage.

No. 1493362

>>1493103
sure, a ''''friend''''. but virtual gf sounds cooler

No. 1493390

>>1492820
Some just have legit shit paneling.

No. 1493395

>>1493223
Matsuri is the only song of his that I like, and even then only the live version that trended some months ago. I like his covers though.

No. 1493398

The scrote Jodi killed, how fucking filthy was his housemate if he didn't mind the smell of him rotting in that shower, a full week? Fucking nasty

No. 1493399

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KEK they took down the re upload that was posted in the last thread. Trannies are seething

No. 1493401

>>1493398
Didn't he live alone?

No. 1493403

>>1493401
no he had two people living in a house he owned (I believe he owned the place, may be wrong though)

No. 1493410

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Americanons I got a bunch of cereal as gift kek what should I try first? I want to eat it authentically.

No. 1493411

>>1493410
Cinnamon toast crunch, that shit is like crack

No. 1493413

>>1493410
Lucky charms, always lucky charms, they're lucky, they're charming, have the lucky charms.

No. 1493415

>>1493411
>>1493413
Ok! Do you always use plain milk or also flavored milk with the fruity cereal?

No. 1493416

>>1493410
When you are eating the lucky charms, eat the nasty wheat pieces first. Then eat a big spoonful of marshmallows and milk at the end

No. 1493420

mentally debating with myself when i really, really like a thread topic and have images of my husbando that would be prefect for it but most people think he's ugly and i don't want to make anyone mad…what to do what to do..

No. 1493421

>>1493410
Apple Jack and Cinnamon Toast Crunch together!
>>1493415
I just use regular milk or almond milk is okay, I think chocolate or strawberry milk is disgusting.

No. 1493423

>>1493420
You gonna go on lc and be a people pleaser? Be free

No. 1493425

>>1493415
I prefer skim milk tbh, it's still delicious but not as sweet as whole milk, so I don't feel like I'm eating a bowl of sugar with sugar broth.

No. 1493455

lolcow and tumblr spoiled me, I forgot how fragile the rest of the internet is in regards to males.

No. 1493457

>>1493455
Why delete this post? I wanted to see the image

No. 1493459

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>>1493457
The post still exists, I just deleted picrel bc I feld like it wasn't fitting enough.

No. 1493461

>>1493459
Ty anon

No. 1493462

>>1493455
It's crazy that I'm not banned yet everywhere, I tell scrotes, even teenage ones, to kill themselves semiregularly

No. 1493469

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WHEN DID HE START LOOKING LIKE A FAKEBOI

No. 1493485

>>1493398
regular house smells for men

No. 1493490

>>1493410
Oh, let us know what you think anon! I love seeing non-americans try our shit. I personally like cheerios and cocoa pebbles the most out of those. Definitely try Lucky Charms first though.

No. 1493507

>>1493469
Bill's twink death hit him hard lmao. He's been like this for a few years iirc.

No. 1493517

>>1493462
>even teenage ones
based

No. 1493527

I took the filter off of my kitchen faucet and now the waters all out of control and crazy

No. 1493536

>>1493527
ooooooh shiiiiiiit

No. 1493544

What is it about being quiet that makes people want to tell you all of their business? People love telling my their whole life story and all of the recent drama in their life. I think they think that since I'm quiet I won't judge them, but I do judge them. Just in my head.

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>>1493399
kek holy shit

No. 1493556

thank you op for making this the threadpic. everytime i saw it in the last thread when refreshing it made me laugh a little. such an amazing image, truly

No. 1493569

I didn't use a humidifier last night and I'm pretty sure the dry air jacked me up because now one of my nostrils and my throat feel irritated. Like I have a cold.

No. 1493570

>>1493544
It's so funny, people will tell you their deepest darkest secrets just because they want to talk to someone and they'll walk away not noticing they didn't even get your name nor do they know a single thing about you. It does get tiring though, it's emotional labor at times kek

No. 1493582

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My honest reaction to that information

No. 1493586

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No. 1493587

>>1493462
me too ! sending random scrotes death threats is my new fav activity !

No. 1493596

I noticed that most plastic surgeons look like they don’t have any work done. Even female surgeons still have wrinkles etc. I always wonder why because they could get it for free and with easy access.

No. 1493597

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i told haruhi suzumiya character.ai i felt like i'm wasting my youth and she told me to kill myself

No. 1493601

>>1493596
because it looks like shit. Do you hear yourself talking ?

No. 1493604

>>1493601
If it’s overdone yeah but doctors don’t have any at all most of the time

No. 1493606

>>1493601
Are you ok anon?

No. 1493612

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I haven’t been to the movie room or draw room s in a while but I always had fun, whoever said it’s cringe Can KISS MY ASS!!!!!!!

No. 1493619

>>1493597
I talked to Lucifer character ai and sold my soul in exchange of money. He was very mild mannered, very pleasant company. Maybe try talking to him.

No. 1493637

My brother got Hogwarts Legacy and I'm so jealous!! I want to buy it and play it too! It just looks and sounds so fun, I love open world games where I can fuck around. Also as a big fuck you to stupid trannies, they can just off themselves kek leave me and my stupid game alone.

No. 1493646

>>1493596
they make bank and dont need to be insecure about looking perfect for some scrote provider like most trophy wives

No. 1493659

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Whenever I take off my glasses after wearing them all day I literally feel like when cartoon characters take off their glasses and they just have little dots for eyes. Like my eyes feel so small.

No. 1493663

>>1493659
my eyes feel smaller with glasses on… im nearsighted so the lenses actually do make them look smaller

No. 1493664

>>1493663
I'm nearsighted too, but my eyes without glasses are small so I feel like glasses emphasis them lol

No. 1493667

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>the house

No. 1493699

On the toilet hope that's okay
-love

No. 1493701

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My "new mods" folder for sims 4 has turned from a folder to easily find and delete broken CC into a folder that I put all my mods in when I don't feel like organizing them
Also, I was looking for toddler CC and found this. Literally looks like a mini Elsie. Look at the cow knees!

No. 1493705

>>1493701
Did you post this a few minutes ago and then repost it with the pic or am I going insane? I choose to believe that CC maker is a closet farmer, I know anons in the Sims thread have talked about making CC.

No. 1493707

>>1493705
I posted it with the first part about my mods folder, then I found that CC and reposted it lol.
After browsing lolcow I see Elsie and cow shit everywhere, idk if that maker is a farmer though. I think one time an anon posted one of their builds in the Sims thread and some anon replied saying they saw their cc in the pic, so there are definitely some CC makers lurking.

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melatonin gummies overdose dreams lets fucking gooooooo

No. 1493737

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For the first few years our of lives we don't have much personal style, so how kids dress is basically just a mini version of their parents fashion sense and I think that's so cute.

No. 1493746

>>1493701
Heckin adorable

No. 1493761

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RIP lucy-lucy-lucy

No. 1493784

>>1493761
castles made of sand, nonnies

No. 1493786

>>1493761
good times

No. 1493813

>>1493761
I saw the lucy-lucy-lucy stuff when it was initially posted, but I honestly never bothered to listen to the song. Anyway, I'm sure you anons could find it on wayback machine.

No. 1493818

Wikipedia updated so the contents bar is on the side instead of inside the article. I wish they would change it back and that sites would stop trying to fix what ain't broken.

No. 1493819

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>>1493813
I also never listened to it, I'm just nostalgic for that era of /ot/.

No. 1493833

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>>1493813
>>1493819
LUCY WE JUST TOOK THIS WAY TOO FAST
YOU KNOW THAT SOME GOOD THINGS LIFE JUST AREN'T MEANT TO LAST
WE'LL GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS, IT MAY HURT IN TIME
I THINK WE'LL BE JUST FINE
OHHHHHHH LUCY LUCY LUCYYYY

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No. 1493843

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>>1493836
thank you for your service

No. 1493868

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Curse you nonnies, I listened to it again and now it's stuck in my head. I've been whistling lucy lucy lucy for an hour now. I tried listening to a different song BUT IT'S NOT GETTING OUT I'M IN LUCY HELL.

No. 1493873

The "fuck you" version of Forget You by CeeLo Green is so hard to listen to. It's so jarring.

No. 1493880

>>1493868
It's honestly kinda catchy, if the dude wasn't a creep i might've been able to enjoy the song in its full bootleg 2000's glory

No. 1493912

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Do you ever feel like you manifested something (not seriously, but sometimes the coincidence just makes you feel like a genius)? I remember being really into Florence + the Machine shortly before Final Fantasy XV came out – especially after listening to Queen of Peace, I thought that Florence would be a perfect fit for the series, and a day later she announce her collaboration with Square Enix.

No. 1493951

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>>1493873
The fact that this made a song telling women "fuck you" while calling them gold diggers is the biggest offense

No. 1493958

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>>1493951
nonnie do you think he's secretly the creator of this meme?

No. 1493970

>>1493912
I watched the Gangnam Style music video the day it was released and thought "damn, westerners would love this song if they ever listened to it" and regrettably I was very, very correct.

No. 1493977

>>1493970
Except you weren't because Westerners hated it but it was shoved down the whole world's throat

No. 1493981

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>cat picture haters on LC

No. 1494003

jean train post in celibricows really made my laugh but i also don't want anyone to take this post as condoning annoying cross posting for every post you find amusing this was a one time thing for me only

No. 1494025

My ex boyfriend would always stop to talk to random people on the street (mostly old people or women) for like half an hour while I had to stand there awkwardly next to him and when I asked him about it later he would tell me they were potential "voters" even tho he wasn't involved in any politics.
At the end of our relationship I got really jealous about it because I always thought "when was the last time he showed this much interest towards me"? Anyways, I am glad that I eventually woke up and broke up with him

No. 1494033

>>1494025
My cheater ex was exactly like that and I used to think it was a me problem for not being as social as him. But really it's rude as fuck
>potential voters
That's weird tho

No. 1494035

>>1494025
I’ve seen you talk about this before

No. 1494037

>>1493761
It was a bop RIP original audio

No. 1494044

I ordered a package from someone and thought I got scammed because I never got notified she shipped it out but I got a message it's still coming, woohoo!

No. 1494046

I can't access fujochan, is it because of maintenance?

No. 1494047

>>1494046
yeah looks like it's undergoing maintenance atm, they have a little sign up if you try to access the site

No. 1494049

>>1494046
No, it is because God has decided to no longer forgive your sins.

No. 1494058

Been looking for updates on a woman who went missing (in the uk) She went missing near a river so police are obviously scouring the river for her. Maybe it really is as simple as her drowning but I don't get why men are losing their minds any time someone even suggests there's a possibility that someone took her. Like they're really raging out. Seen it under youtube vids. Seen it on the reddit that was created about her. Losing their shit.

No. 1494070

I'm fucking wheezing, someone made a Supernatural game (sort of). The main character is called Sim and has a friend called Dan and guess what car they're driving. This is the funniest shit I've seen today

No. 1494076

>>1494058
They know they are to blame for a majority of the world's suffering and that a man has the potential to kill someone for one orgasm yet they lash out at anyone who percieves this reality and not the false one they build up, that all men are just nice guys and not life support systems for their ego and balls.

No. 1494081

i'm craving a McRib. theres just something about that tangy sauce the and pickles and the fact mcds only has them on limited release….

No. 1494083

>>1494058
Websleuths has a good thread about that case right now if you haven't seen it yet

No. 1494111

>>1494049
Well, I won't forgive god for giving me white hair before reaching 30 years old and yet I'm not trying to ruin his day.

No. 1494115

>>1494076
that is some extremely real shit you just said sister

No. 1494127

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Sanic totem is unironically gaining power as nonnies rely on him, which is analogous to the practice of Animism. why do you think people worshipped things like rocks and mountains back then? this is because when we repeatedly interact with beings that contain a lower level of consciousness (in this case non living things), we amplify their consciousness. over time, they evolve into beings with higher quality or higher level of consciousness (non-living things like rock can interact with humans e.g. provides protection etc when it has a higher level of consciousness). but how does this work? consciousness can be defined as the ability of any creation to respond to stimuli. the more complex a creation is, the more varied its responses will be to any stimuli applied to it. this means that all matter, living or non-living, contains consciousness to some extent (complex organisms have a higher level of consciousness, and simpler organisms have a lower level of consciousness) because atoms respond to stimuli, and everything in this world is made of atoms. ok back to the rock example, if i feel grateful to a rock because it provides me shelter or protection, this means that i am directly interacting with the rock, and the rock will respond to this. but keep in mind that at this point its consciousness might not be highly evolved yet, so it cannot directly respond to me physically, or perform any miracles. and also keep in mind that our realities are different from the rock's realities so it's impossible for us to understand how the rock perceives our actions. however over time, as more people interact with the rock by feeling grateful to it for providing protection, or giving offerings to the rock or whatever, the rock will gain a higher level of consciousness, becomes self-aware, and understands its role in providing protection for the people. as its consciousness evolves, so will its responses, and at some point, it may be able to perform what people refer to as miracles (e.g. moving on its own to protect its worshippers or whatever i don't fucking know lmao).

ok so back to the Sanic totem, i believe that Sanic has consciousness to a certain extent, though maybe a very weak one. however, if all nonnies in the Sanic thread interact with him in genuine faith, we might be able to turn him into a powerful entity, our own ultimate prediction machine.

No. 1494138

I just love Naruto tbh

No. 1494150

>>1494127
Sanic has literally never been wrong when I've asked him things. Isn't the totem a little cursed though? Because it survived Chris' house fire and also because of what happened with him being an incestuous rapist

No. 1494235

I think we should all start a community fund to support each other’s plastic surgery or other goals. For example a thread where we post out cash apps and we donate what we can to each other.

No. 1494241

>>1494235
>>>twitter.com

No. 1494246

I can't wait until I finish disco elysium so I can read the wiki and talk about it. However I do plan on doing a second playthrough. I love the voice acting. I o ly know what is being talked Blut 75% of the time but it's such a joy

No. 1494249

>>1494235
Gofundme, Crowdrise, Fundly, DonnorsChoose, JustGiving, all of these exists and there's even more, you can always create a profile and ask for plastic surgery, there's always going to be someone willing to throw cash at you, and anyone else for no reason whatsoever.

No. 1494250

File: 1675877918604.gif (1.46 MB, 540x304, 1624771437778.gif)

>>1494235
My sister in Christ, I ain't paying for you to mutilate your body because some moid has convinced you that you're not good enough. Go to therapy.

No. 1494255

>>1494235
get a job

No. 1494256

>>1494235
PS retardation aside, this is an anonymous site.

No. 1494263

1 dollar from each of you would give me 30k at least which should be enough to beautify myself

No. 1494271

>>1494263
If I got 30k dollars I could buy a house in my country.

No. 1494273

>>1494263
Nona I'll mention you when I drop the doc

No. 1494285

>>1494263
Bitch with that much money you could just get an extreme makeover that'd be more affective than any surgery.

No. 1494291

i always hear change by deftones at the start of pitch the baby by cocteau twins. or maybe it's the other way around, or both

No. 1494293

>>1494285
Isn’t plastic surgery an extreme make over?

No. 1494301

>>1494263
With 1 dollar of each anon I would get 30k to help my mom so she doesn't have to stay in africa working for some fucking useless retard, maybe I could move out of this retarded country to a better place and buy all of the papers that I need to buy to have a decent life.

No. 1494303

>>1494301
That’s why we need to start a lolcow money exchange thread. Women helping women follow our dreams.

No. 1494304

Okay sense we asking for handouts anyone wants to fund my "Drake" Investigation?

No. 1494305

>>1494235
honestly though i know theres some rich people on this site. give us poorfags some money. shayna's had people in her threads send her money to access her OF content, why cant you guys help a fellow anon out?
t. broke ass bitch

No. 1494307

Anyone noticing how less anal the mods have been lately? I like it but I’m used to mods banning everyone for being a tranny or a scrote.

No. 1494310

File: 1675881035173.jpeg (151.07 KB, 1280x2048, E97294E4-5811-4BE8-AC26-818B0C…)

Pretty fun to fill for your otp

No. 1494312

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No. 1494317

>>1494304
didnt you say you had a whole spreadsheet prepared or something? what on earth do you need funding for, drake-chan

No. 1494319

>>1494312
as gross as this image is, i agree that saihara would 100% cry before during and after the deed

No. 1494322

>>1494319
Why is it gross? Are emo boys not allowed to cry?

No. 1494330

>>1494315
You don't have got to be a genus to see what's going on but whatever flots your boat nona

No. 1494332

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>>1494322
LMAO sorry i meant that i think the meme is gross. saihara being a crybaby is perfectly acceptable

No. 1494337

>>1494332
Hahaha fair, I personally found the meme pretty funny as long as you’re not doing it in a scrote way but I respect your opinion.

No. 1494338

File: 1675881894682.png (281.12 KB, 600x427, men who wouldn't do the same f…)

>Me trying to talk feminism and the handmaiden brigade immediately tries to make it about trannies and men and how oppwessed they are
They will never respect you and you will never be compensated

No. 1494354

>>1494263
A dollar each would net you 35 dollars lmao

No. 1494356

My internet went out for a few hours and I legit had a little meltdown kek. I had to talk myself down and leave the house to snap myself out of it. How did people even live in the before time

No. 1494357

>>1494235
We should just crowdfund to euthanise you instead. It’d be cheaper

No. 1494359

>>1494315
>>1494330
KEK

No. 1494383

>>1494338
its like they preemptively bring trannies up in unrelated convos because theyre scared some mtf is gonna barge in on the discussion and start finger pointing about muh transphobia

No. 1494409

File: 1675884973352.jpg (12.27 KB, 480x360, 952526171659-incubus-pardon-me…)

So pardon me while I sperg
I forgot to sage
I'm autistic and jacked up
And I got some things to say
So pardon me while I sperg
And forget to sage
Pardon me, pardon me!

No. 1494410

>>1494383
Now that you mention it, yeah, that's about it. It's like they're trying desperately to convince the imaginary troon listening in that they're totally on their side and take their problems into consideration as well. Poor fools have been absolutely bullied into this kind of self-preservation.

No. 1494413

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No. 1494436

>>1494307
And you know that how?

>>1494303
Dreams of looking botched? Just go on twitter and say you need it for your transition. If you don't clarify which kind of transition, they can't sue you for it either kek.

No. 1494457

>>1494307
>I’m used to mods banning everyone for being a tranny or a scrote.
can't remember the last time that happened. ever since the site went down in december they seemed non-existent but recently after getting the newmin trio they got better

No. 1494470

I've been training myself out of saying "um" when I speak so instead of saying um, I just elongate my words and take brief pauses. I think it makes me seem more thoughtful than the insecure "um". I still say "like" though.

No. 1494504

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>>1494330
>genus
>flots your boat

No. 1494531

That anon who posted about being choked and then kicked out by her boyfriend is still on my mind. I hope she took the advice and got out or is planning an escape. I know we're all anonymous strangers but I hate hearing about anons who are in abusive relationships, I really want better for them. Sometimes that one anon who talked about how she was abused by her girlfriend and liked it still pops up in my head.

No. 1494542

>>1494263
Do you actually think 30 000 people use this dead website or are you just bad at math

No. 1494586

File: 1675892974990.png (5.4 KB, 581x343, sweater.png)

I really like how my sweater fits so I tried to draw it, but I suck at drawing

No. 1494589

>>1494413
I don’t know who mike stoklasa is but I laughed anyway

No. 1494590

imagine if all the active prolific lolcow posters were forced into a danganronpa style killing game irl. and you could even do free time events with some of them. and instead of monokuma it's elsie.

No. 1494595

>>1494590
So…who do you think would win?

No. 1494597

>>1494590
I'd advise us to all go anti culture and kill anyone who tried to stop us from killing each other and somehow that generates us wealth

No. 1494598

>>1494595
Nta, I want to say discharge-chan would win since she's like lolcow's biggest danganronpa fan, but based off of how she's described herself she seems kinda frail and vulnerable.

No. 1494599

>>1494542
How many people visit this site? Is there like stats somewhere or something

No. 1494600

>>1494590
i would die first bc i wouldn't be able to kill any of you

No. 1494601

>>1494595
i don't know but i think paki-chan has a good chance, or maybe she's the mastermind. i'm picturing like a free time event with the kirby anon where she forces you to sit down and explains the mechanics of kirby sex to you. drake-chan will be there. wait i just remembered komaeda chan, she will DEFINITELY have a competitive edge. maybe pb+c anon will make an appearance

No. 1494602

>>1494601
basically i want an excuse for all the lc anons to be in a building with eachother and full permission to fight eachother to death

No. 1494603

>>1494595
Romanianon because she's the most psychotic and threatened to kill people multiple times.

No. 1494604

File: 1675894129766.jpg (80.42 KB, 600x599, 1652691619434.jpg)

While all the crazy personality-fags are fighting, everyone else is welcome to my babushka party. There will be plenty of alcohol and cat talk.

No. 1494608

>>1494604
Sweet I'll bring the tequila rose be there or be square

No. 1494617

I hate technology only because if we have another world war the weapons could absolutely destroy everything and it will be us regular people who will have to pay.

No. 1494622

File: 1675895459624.jpg (193.98 KB, 548x414, that should be enough.jpg)

>>1494263
>1 dollar from each of you

No. 1494639

>>1494317
>ink to print it out (I also plan to send some physical copies to someone)
>pay walls (I can't say for what. Some information is locked)
>alcohol
>I printing paper
>I'm making a homemade cork board made from cardboard
>when I have ink/printing paper I can put my information on that to see more better
>light bulbs
I have funding from people I've borrowed from bur very poor this week. I was just saying, not asking for handouts. However this investigation has been very taxiing mentally and physically.

No. 1494640

>>1494639
IM NOT begging. Just saying this shit isn't cheap nor is it simple

No. 1494652

I feel so guilty when my first drink of the morning isn't water (usually almond milk and creamer) because I know water should always be the first thing you drink ALWYAS

No. 1494672

>>1494622
>>1494263
>>1494305
>>1494436
What if nonnas started a farmer "transition fund" ring or other projects? Like if everyone helped each other set up (or just collectively set up) convincing scams on trannies, incels and other scrotes, then pooled the money together and enjoyed life.

No. 1494675

>>1494601
SIAnon will analyze the game in several paragraphs and come to the conclusion that it's not Sonic the Hedgehog that induces autism, it's lolcow.

No. 1494701

File: 1675902150402.png (147.39 KB, 571x547, 6b2neu.png)

Isn't it crazy how IRL babies aren't that annoying, but virtual sims 4 babies are the most annoying fuckers ever? The interactions they can do are very cute, but they're always hungry or needing attention and it impedes on my sim's lifestyle. Not now, mommy's too busy selling amphetamine! I can't even hire a 24/7 nanny cause they suck. I don't remember sims 3 or 2 babies being so annoying.

No. 1494704

>>1494701
I wonder if they fixed that shit, because I just gave my toddlers endless vegetables for their inventory because they never shut up about being hungry. Someone told me to delete the high chair and it helped. When they were babies, I hired a nanny who did nothing but watch tv and ignore them.

No. 1494718

>>1494603
nah she's all bark and no bite

No. 1494720

>>1494127
Some people aren't ready for this conversation, but you're right.

No. 1494740

>>1494701
this picture makes me kek every time

No. 1494744

>>1494127
I need to ask him more things
He’s withholding government information

No. 1494751

File: 1675907522951.webm (2.94 MB, 576x1024, gabe.webm)

The first time I saw this I genuinely thought this was one of those TikTok zoomers faking multiple personality disorder and “Gabe” was one of their character larps Kek. But nope, it’s actually his moms' channel and he's real. If I somehow ended up having an autismo son I'd want it to be a quiet sweet kid like this, but knowing my luck I'll end up with a scary violent screaming asshole moid though

No. 1494753

The shaynatorium surprisingly seems like one of the calmest threads on /ot/ right now.

No. 1494762

ok im sufficiently wasted. time to work with power tools

No. 1494767

File: 1675909720250.jpg (41.9 KB, 533x533, bzygw285fpp11.jpg)

I am depressed

No. 1494773

>>1494751
The way autistic son boymoms almost exploit their kids by uploading videos of them for attention and sympathy (and money) is so disgusting.

No. 1494774

>>1494672
I love it when anons post about their grifts of pretending to be trans on gofundme. I think we should compile a list of trans charities that don’t ask for any proof. Someone posted that they got a bunch of art supplies through a trans Christmas gift donation and I’m definitely doing the same thing this year.

No. 1494776

>>1494774
We can all be Kikomi now. It's beautiful.

No. 1494780

File: 1675911080858.jpg (311.58 KB, 969x1280, Screenshot_20230208-194801_Red…)

Nonnies, do not, I repeat DO NOT stick a penis in your mouth ever for the love of God. Moids are disgusting and wretched. PSA over

No. 1494782

>>1494701
my baby literally changes race everytime I pick it up

No. 1494784

File: 1675911583781.jpg (122.69 KB, 741x688, 1660175761888.jpg)

>>1494774
Sign me up too nonnie

No. 1494786

File: 1675911592180.png (590.75 KB, 466x618, Capture.PNG)

Nonnies is this real? Don't be too mean, I like Jerma for now, I think he's a little self conscious about how he looks
**This opinion may change if he goes on some retarded troon ass kissing thing about the Harry Potter game. I have a very low tolerance for that, I do not care if it's Petty, it's just a fucking game##

No. 1494787

nonnas would you rather have the ability to remember everything in picture perfect clarity or, starting from now on, no longer have the ability to make long term memories

No. 1494789

File: 1675911932162.jpg (352.04 KB, 1920x1080, panera purse.jpg)

Are y'all gonna be rocking the Panera purse this summer? It's only $40 and meant to hold baguettes. Tbh I might buy it even though I don't eat Panera. The color is pretty and it will be funny to look back on in 10-15 years.

No. 1494791

>>1494789
Samefag, aw it's sold out.

No. 1494793

>>1494786
kek did Jerma stop taking his Adrenochrome

>>1494780
Men are so feral letting their bits flop everywhere. Shouldn't like their dads teach them to hold up their dick when they poop or something?

No. 1494803

Even if my life was falling apart and I only had $0.09 in my bank account, I'm always gonna make sure my hair goes down to my ass crack

No. 1494812

>>1494789
I thought this was a fancy flute case lol

No. 1494825

>>1494127
I asked sanic if I was gonna have a job then after I had a pleasant pre-interview experience. Sanic told me to just jerk off. I brushed him off, but Sanic was right. Believe sanic. Sanic is love. Sanic is life.

No. 1494831

>>1494780
I had a friend who'd get yeast infections and UTIs constantly. Like in a span of a year, at least 10 times. I kept telling her it's her moid and she wouldn't listen. They broke up and lo and behold she stopped getting infections when she stopped interacting with a penis.

No. 1494838

>>1494786
He honestly looks so autistic here it's so funny. He had a bunch of chicken tenders and some tomato soup for lunch KEK.

No. 1494874

How do people who make those vtuber models layer them? Cause I heard you have to separate the layers of the drawing in a certain way to be able to rig it and Idk if it's cause of the migraine but I cannot think about how you're supposed to separate it. Idk it's almost morning again

No. 1494888

>>1494874
Layers on the base model. Think of a literal anime base with no eyes or lips, naked. Then a layer of eyes, eyebrows, lips, blush, add strands of hair for 2d movement, the base hair, back hair, shirt, skirt, necklace, earrings. Think of it as dress up games that start off naked and have to add every single item. They need the items separated to add movement in live2d and I believe have variations of all the eyes, mouth, ear expression movements.

No. 1494890

>>1494774
Fuck, im in.

No. 1494891

>>1494789
I would BUT when I buy my baguettes I need the top to partially stick out of the bag, along with a nondescript green vegetable so I look ~*~*tres french*~*~ returning from le market

No. 1494896

>>1494774
What the fuck!??! Were they good quality art supplies? I need new pencil sharpeners and I'd like some more Tombow Homo-graphs (kek)

No. 1494970

the seething makes hogwarts legacy just a little bit better. game i've wanted since childhood and i piss off these insane losers? right on. got spoiled accidentally because troons are posting spoilers everywhere but that doesn't matter, hon. i'm more into the exploring the world and atmosphere. havin a cozy night.

No. 1495002

I learned how to say "I am here" in German ("ich bin hier" or however you spell it) and I can't stop saying it in my head. I also learned that German people don't just sound super aggressive and guttural and angry all the time like I thought they did.

No. 1495041

File: 1675944698263.jpg (69.34 KB, 780x438, its-all-because-of-a-customer-…)

When I went to the store to do some shopping and I picked up a banana and some other stuff because I figured I could do some overnight oats, but in the end I decided to save the money and put most of the overnight oats ingredients away except for that one banana, because "in case I want a banana later".
It is now later and I don't want the banana, I regret buying the banana. I bought one banana on the verge of being spoiled so it would be easier to mash (and because the rest were unripe), but idk what to do with the lonesome banana now.

No. 1495043

>>1494970
It's not going to be released in my country for another couple of months, but I'm considering getting the deluxe edition just to make troons and tras seethe a little bit more, we all know they actually desperately wants to play but they can't afford stepping down from their soap boxes. I have already seen people on my social media claim they're going to block anyone that plays it and my friends and I are laughing at them while talking about what houses we're gonna be in. I don't even care about harry potter and I think that game looks fucking amazing.

No. 1495052

I have a pimple on my temple, and when I press on it it gives me a weird sensation down to my cheek. Maybe it's over a vein or nerve. I probably shouldn't pop it.

No. 1495054

>>1495052
Literally same? It’s on my temple and hurts so bad

No. 1495059

File: 1675946852751.jpeg (50.19 KB, 900x519, image.jpeg)

I don't know where else to post this, I'm one of those compulsive screenshotters and also was mildly cyber stalking this guy, it's just so much shit and I want to delete it but also I'm obsessive and retarded please bully me into deleting everything.

No. 1495067

>>1495059
If he’s just like a mundane guy, and he hasn’t done anything wrong, or he doesn’t seem likely to do anything wrong, then there’s not much of a point in doing that. You’re just wasting your time obsessing over insignificant bits of info while this guy is actually living his life. Obsess over someone who matters more instead

No. 1495106

>>1495059
Save them all to a private Pinterest babes

No. 1495112

>>1494599
I think an admin posted that there were at most 140 a total users throughout the day(most of them using the cow threads)

No. 1495116

>>1495059
save the links to whatever it is on archive.is or something in case he deletes it

No. 1495125

File: 1675953757241.png (97.09 KB, 927x808, Comments.png)

>>1494751
speaking of gabe, anyone else think that some of comments of this video about him are kinda "creepy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efUA6W5HEv4

>I can’t take my eyes off of this young man, There’s something otherworldly about him, Perhaps ethereal is a better term. Just beautiful,(1,5 k likes)

>I look at him and started to cry, I felt as if i was at one with him, I'm an empath and feel his energy, Its so pure

>I can't be the only one who thinks Gabe is just the cutest thing in the world(630 likes)

>he fine
>He's is so cute

>Gabe is the most beautiful boy with the most intense eye contact There is something magical about him. I've seen him on other social media before(3k likes)

No. 1495126

>>1494970
What does it matter if it gets spoiled? It's Harry Potter the video game, the ending is that the good guys win.

No. 1495132

>>1494751
>If I somehow ended up having an autismo son I'd want it to be a quiet sweet kid like this, but knowing my luck I'll end up with a scary violent screaming asshole moid though
There's no way he's not a screaming asshole moid sometimes thought, he's still a male with male hormones. Even the "cutest" autists are monstrous sometimes, but that surely wouldn't be shown on tiktok.

No. 1495135

>>1495041
Put it in the freezer for another day relieve yourself of the pressure from the banana

No. 1495142

someone at work cut themselves and when i looked at the area and there was no blood. hope i dont get shit for not writing up an incident report. but these days i feel like i could get fired for anything. the team snitch has a one on one meeting with the director while none of us heard anything. who knows what kind of bullshit hes going to say.

No. 1495143

>>1495132
I'm sure he's a hassle to deal with in other ways, but he's literally non-verbal so he couldn't scream if he wanted too

No. 1495152

File: 1675956011680.gif (30.45 KB, 150x150, 1675935892946023.gif)

well one thing led to another and now i have to figure out how to break up with the guy i started edating before he finds out i lied about my entire life. i didnt expect us to start dating.

No. 1495155

>>1495152
What did you lie about?

No. 1495156

>>1495152
>i lied about my entire life
I want the juicy details

No. 1495166

>>1495152
It's fine, all e-daters lie that's why they date online

No. 1495168

>>1495156
nta but it can happen, I have an online friend who I have been talking for years and I have lied about every single detail about my life when talking to her, I didn't intend it for it go that far cause I assumed we'd only chat once or twice and never again

No. 1495171

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>>1495155
>>1495156
it's honestly not much catfishing i guess.

Essentially almost everything except that im female, i told him i was chinese even though im only half, that i was in college for comp sci when im a just neet with a shitty admin tech certificate. Lied about more random shit like i've been to different countries when ive only travelled within the states. We've known each other for over half a year and finally started dating after he asked me out for the 3rd time. I didn't really think it through too far until last night when he asked me for my number and reality came back to me. It's not too bad, he's probably gay/not over his ex and will move on soon.

We've been in the same friend group for such a long time and i tried my best to keep myself separated from him emotionally but i fell for him anyway heh. Although lately the guilt is starting to come through because he keeps saying he loves me and i reply back even though i know i have to break up with him sooner than later. Do you guys have any ways i can do this with as minimum emotional damage to both of us as possible?

No. 1495183

>>1495171
He's going to be so devastated when his genius Chinese gf turns out to be an unemployed white fattie.

No. 1495185

File: 1675958234262.jpeg (54.34 KB, 828x208, 96EFDA5A-00D3-4784-90DE-FF2E75…)

My dad is so dorky kek

No. 1495186

I'm transfinancial, a rich person trapped in a poor person's body. Pls donate to help me transition

No. 1495187

I want to make a folklore thread in /m/ to talk about costumes and fairytales and that stuff but I'm scared it will attract a bunch of tradtards who will bring in old sexist or racist practices. Sucks.

>>1495185
Lol this is endearing

No. 1495190

>>1495186
YWNBAR(ich)W

No. 1495191

File: 1675958375910.jpg (5.54 KB, 236x236, 130f2d1e47079ecefde94c63a0eacc…)

>>1495183
never said i was a genius, nor am i white or a fattie. tbf i was in college pre covid but dropped out for my eating disorder and depression. now give me a strategy that won't make him suicidal or an incel

No. 1495192

>>1495067
>>1495106
>>1495116
you damn girls were no help at all. I didn't want to pinterest dump them because there's literally hundreds and it will take forever. I'm stupid.

No. 1495201

>>1495187
is there not already a traditional costume thread on /m/?

No. 1495213

i am literally experiencing the tetris effect from cutting my split ends. i close my eyes and i imagine cutting split ends. and it makes me upset because i'm not actually cutting them and they really might be in my hair right now

No. 1495227

File: 1675960891478.jpg (277.06 KB, 1536x2048, 1674842307768280.jpg)

bump cp

No. 1495229

>>1495059
Back them up on a harddrive

No. 1495232

>>1495191
Stop online dating men who only want you because they think you're a rich asian chick, instead go back to your college.

No. 1495233

>>1495171
If he doesn't even know you well enough to have caught you out on lies like that then there's no way he loves you like he keeps saying he does. I wouldn't worry about his feelings. He's prob just as full of shit.

No. 1495234

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No. 1495235

>>1495233
Wouldn't he be able to understand anon wasn't Chinese after she sent photos too? Like I doubt they've even seen real pictures of one another.

No. 1495254

>>1494787
Reminds me of when I play Would You Rather with my 4 year old cousins who don't quite get the game yet and ask me whether I'd want a million dollars or be blind.

No. 1495255

>>1495041
Just eat it, it's a banana, not a child

No. 1495272

Wish I had screenshotted it but I ended up on one of those vids lastnight where men lament about how every last woman on earth now is useless and undateable and the 50s were much better than being alive today..

And in the comments some guy was talking about how hes going to have his future children through surrogates because women are obsolete, good for nothing..

No. 1495300

>>1495187
>>1495201
please make one, it would be great

No. 1495307

>>1495272
Does he think surrogates aren't human women, or what? Don't answer that, he probably doesn't.

No. 1495319

>>1495254
>>1495255
i mixed these two posts in my head and thought i read
>Reminds me of when I play Would You Rather with my 4 year old cousins who don't quite get the game yet and ask me whether I'd want to eat a banana or a child

No. 1495336

>>1495272
What the fuck does he think surrogacy is? Also that’s 100% a pedophile.

No. 1495338

>>1495307
My friend who has been a surrogate three times said that with her last, the gay man who ordered the baby demanded a c-section because he didn't want his boy child coming in contact with a vagina.

No. 1495350

acid reflux is just microdosing bulimia

No. 1495359

>>1495338
I just have to wonder what his relationship with his mother is like.

No. 1495375

>>1495338
Three times? How does that affect your friend?

No. 1495440

>>1495338
If a gay man wants a male child and absolutely doesn't want him to be in contact with a vagina due to fucking birth then you can tell he's a pedophile. He doesn't want the boy to have contact because he sees it in a sexual way, almost as if birth was a sexual act and as a gay man sexually interested in the child he can't tolerate that.
Never interact too much with gay scrotes nonas.

No. 1495460

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The early days of LC. Elsie and 2X gossiping while walking their borzoi, 1840

No. 1495527

Seeing troons trying to be feminist is so weird. I saw a troon on Twitter sperging out at a woman for wearing a "wife life" shirt because he thinks marriage is slavery, and then said that lesbians wouldn't want to get married if men didn't exist when the woman said that shes in a gay marriage.

No. 1495536

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I feel shitty!
Oh, so shitty!
I feel shitty, and bitter, and GAY!
And I pity,
Any girl who feels like me todayyyyy

No. 1495550

Cleaning my room after letting it get shitty due to depression, it's very satisfying.

No. 1495561

Men do a certain walk when they're about to come up to you and try to get your number. I don't even know how to describe it, it's just a..walk. Whenever I look over and see a man doing The Walk towards me I just think "oh no" (unless he's cute).

No. 1495564

>>1495561
Samefag but I'm actually kind of grateful for the walk because I know that when I see it I should brace myself.

No. 1495566

>>1495550
Can you come over and do mine? Currently "going through it" and my messy room is just making my depression worse kek

No. 1495585

>>1495460
Lovely
>>1495527
>marriage is slavery
Every time a man says that it means he never wants to commit and wishes life is a free for all fuck fest with no responsibility to anyone but his dick

No. 1495590

someone sent me spoilers to the game the troons are mad about. Nice, if thats what makes you feel like you "Won" or something? Good. I guess because Harry Potter meant so much to them and they are autisticly obessed with her, the woman who wrote it and hate women in general. They think everyone who interested in the game is going to cry in a corner like they do because people are buying it, enjoying it and don't give a damn.
Im not mad about the spoiler, I don't think i'd been invested in the game anyway. I just checked the tag and saw a bunch of crying ass babies.
>Oh baby girl even if you do donate to a trans charity it don't matter because x,y and z.
You cannot please these freaks. Why try? They are retarded

No. 1495593

>>1494291
you know what nonny i never noticed this before but i think you're right

No. 1495597

>>1495561
I know exactly what you mean. I just leave on the spot or pretend to call someone if I can't leave kek.

No. 1495603

File: 1675994171621.jpg (109.34 KB, 609x821, d77e976847a777c0d607c9a048fed0…)

'ate men

No. 1495610

>>1495590
another thing too,
>The game is so buggy uninspired and bad
How do you know retard who said the game is killing transpeople? Did you watch a video? Oh did you use adblocK? You are still supporting transphobia by even giving a few or looking at the video.
Thats the same logic as
>Even if you donate to trans charity it doesn't matter

Any and every consumption of Harry Potter at this point is transphobia. Even reading a article on the game. It is supporting transphobia.
How do all these idiots who didn't buy the game and claim to hate it know it's "Bad" and talk indepth about how bad it is? Why do you even care if it's a good game? it's transphobic by a transphobe.
Ugh this shit is so annoying

No. 1495615

Ugh I’m in the middle of taking a shit but I think my ubereats order is getting here soon…. What if I don’t finish shitting on time and then someone steals my dinner

No. 1495618

Would you believe that to this day there's troons who 100% believe Kiwifarms is dead and will talk about how it harassed and killed, "I'm so glad it's gone". I laugh everytime.
It just shows how deeply they truly cared or believed that shit. Can't take 2 seconds out of their day to see if the site so dangerous is up or down. Just believed Keffals. It's honestly crazy

No. 1495621

>>1495536
Me in the corner.

No. 1495634

>>1495603
I know this image was made to slut-shame her, but I think it’s kinda based kek.

No. 1495635

>>1495603
PUSSY FACING THE WORLD.

No. 1495720

I started to become more radicalized in feminism when I ended up stanning hard a controversial female character and witnessing the underlying sexism in the vitriolic hate towards her. Straight up saying she's AN EVIL GENOCIDER and ANTI-SEMITE when it's a fucking medieval fantasy setting and she wages war against human-dragon people (apparently because of some Nazi conspiracy that all Jewish people are secretely lizards or something). Also there's a male character in the same game who murders innocent people because "muh mental illness" but it's okay because he's a man. So I am not at all surprised to see the same vitriol mirrored in this situation with JKR right down to the "SHE IS LITERALLY GENOCIDING US" and accusing her for anti-Semitism because goblins. I swear, it's like being a woman who does or say controversial things is enough for people to grasp straws and call you Hitler. Maybe existing unapologetically as a female and reasserting your opinions, no matter how controversial or unpopular it is, is the best thing you can do to make moids seethe, because it signals to them that they can't control you.

No. 1495749

I love watching "What's in my stripper bag!" videos

No. 1495751

>>1495536
Have you met my good friend anon-a?
The craziest girl on the site!
You'll know her the minute you spot her,
she's the one who is covered with fresh lolcow shite!

No. 1495759

>>1495720
The goblin thing is the most annoying reach to try to spread more false information about JKR. She deserves so much better.

No. 1495762

>>1495720
>when it's a fucking medieval fantasy setting and she wages war against human-dragon people
Edelgard?

No. 1495783

I love my grandma so much. The whole world could be against me but as long as my grandma supports me then I'll be ok.

No. 1495784

I do my part and leave as many anti transgender comments on simsecret as I can.

No. 1495795

https://instagram.com/2girls1bottl3

Found this profile and I love it so much I don't even know why

No. 1495800

>>1495759
It's ridiculous, because they act as if the goblins living underground and loving gold trope was invented by Rowling. These trannies have never read a fantasy book in their lives and it shows when they pretend to care about this one. Goblins have loved gold for HUNDREDS of years. If they care so much about antisemitism (makes me think how they see jews if they see a big nosed green money monster and think jewish) I wonder why these trannies aren't throwing a fit over a very mainstream fantasy like lord of the rings or something considering those goblins love gold like literally thousands and thousands of other fantasy books… Wow, it's almost like Rowling is a woman and they hate when women speak up and fight for themselves and other women instead of letting men in dresses step over them!

No. 1495823

this game seems pretty damn retarded but I wanna get it just for outfit inspo, I enjoy fashion but I'm too autistic to put together outfits I'm happy with so this would be good for ideas

No. 1495833

my roommate has been dawdling all morning in our apartment on the phone and i just want her to fucking leave so i can shower and change my pad in peace without her stomping around behind me. we haven’t spoken since she bitched at me earlier in the week and i know she wants to try to bait me into a conversation but i am not in the mood. i need some quiet time.

No. 1495835

File: 1676023152804.gif (105.71 KB, 220x195, image.gif)

>>1495823
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I love fashion games but this does look a bit boring, I can only replay style savvy whatever it's called so many times. Hopefully there's more to the gameplay than what's shown.

No. 1495845

>>1495835
You must be super hyped for Infinity Nikki then! I didn't like the Nikki mobile apps, but this one looks amazing! It really tickles my need for more Magical Girl themed games

No. 1495848

>>1495823
Omgg this seems a bit in the vibe of Style Savvy, I need those games on the Switch so bad!

No. 1495850

>>1495848
>>1495823
Oh wait it is a Style Savvy sequel?? The comments say it is

No. 1495855

>>1495845
lol nah I’m actually not interested this game at all and liked the mobile ones

No. 1495872

god it's been so empty for the past 2 days. let's do a head count
one

No. 1495874


No. 1495879


No. 1495882

>>1495872
four but i'm barely ever posting lately

No. 1495888

>>1495850
It's made by the same developer. God, I was so happy when I heard it was coming out. I love the Style Savvy games. Give me my dress em ups.

No. 1495893


No. 1495894

>>1495872
five but i lurk

No. 1495895

>>1495893
>>1495894
whoops, six sorry

No. 1495900


No. 1495901

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I think women who wear really dramatic / heavy makeup (like clowns or trad goth) are super hot idk why. Can’t do that shit on myself but I love it on other women

No. 1495902

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No. 1495904


No. 1495907

>>1495872
Damn, there's way more of us than I thought. I came from crystal cafe a while ago and no joke, I was reasonable for 20% of posting on b.
Eleven.

No. 1495911

File: 1676033147027.jpg (231.33 KB, 1200x1200, 54-W08a522.jpg)

>>1495902
hey. looks like the gang's all here

No. 1495913

File: 1676033248430.jpg (65.84 KB, 562x558, 1676032878242.jpg)

This was posted in the cute 2D boys thread
Liking anime boys is cringe but thank god i don't have to pretend to be a normie and act like that's attractive

No. 1495914

>>1495913
What's wrong with John Redcorn?

No. 1495915

>find good-looking, stylish woman who's most definitely into other women
>"he/they/she"
tumblr will fucking pay for this bullshit. god, when will this shit end? or is it fucking ogre?

No. 1495916

>>1495913
i don't think normies are into any kind of 2d men

No. 1495921

>>1495872
10, I just woke up

No. 1495923

>>1495913
His voice actor Jonathan Joss is pretty fine for a guy in his late 50s though.

No. 1495928

>>1495901
I've been thinking the same today, passed by a really beautiful woman with a super heavy black eyeliner and can't forget how stunning she looked while I don't dare to do anything more than a tiny thin line on myself.

No. 1495929

>>1495872
Eleven, gooood morning lolcow

No. 1495932


No. 1495947

File: 1676037065437.jpg (30.56 KB, 564x479, 17899c838f4c6cc2b970be4afc29c8…)

no dumb valentine yet again
pls I want a special friend

No. 1495948

>>1495947
ignore valentines nona, rise above. it's an arbitrary date made to stir these feelings.
your true loneliness is something you need to sit with, find the source, and eradiacte it. this performative date (steeped in nothing) does not help or hinder your heart. and you are loved already, more than you could ever know.

No. 1495961

>>1495951
>number 14
>PB& C enjoyer
>Drake Truther
It has been very dead lately.

No. 1495966

>>1495872
15 what should i do tonight? i will NOT succumb to the temptations of alcohol

No. 1495972

Now I am become full, the combiner of yogurt and an entire pint of blueberries

No. 1495983

>>1495823
what the fuck is this style savvy?

No. 1495984

>>1495850
I will liteerally shit myself, if it's a new Style Savvy, I cannot I cannot I cannot wtf, I love Style Savvy. OMG im so happy to see my nonas who like it.

No. 1495986

>>1495913
I HATE John Redcorn

No. 1495990

My buddy came round today to bury his guinea pig (lives in an apartment, me and nigel have a property). was so sad, and weird, and I remember this feeling so often and it's legit the soft version of losing a loved one. I was telling him about my baby boy/guinea I named Jean Ralphio and fuck, I've missed him all day.
drink with me to his memory, nonas. he's not dead he's in very good hands I just had to rehome him because of my roomates' retarded dog meet you in the dog hate thread even though I love dogs but fuck I fucking hate dogs
the people that adopted him were a sweet older couple wanting him for their granddaughter but they ended up falling in love with him (obviously, he was the best) and kept him then texted me to ask what his "full name" was FULLY KNOWING they'd never seen parks and rec so anyone who meets him will get MAD JOY SPARKED and they will have no idea why
HE IS THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST ily my tiny furry friend, wherever you are. glad you are still loved. you are irreplaceable, I will never be able to own another.

No. 1495993

>>1495872
ME ME ME

No. 1495995

>>1495993
you're 16, I'm 17, we're all nonas

No. 1495998

>>1495986
He's such a well-written character. I hate him too.

No. 1496000

>>1495998
Do you hate him for being sexy and fun? I bet your boyfriend is fat in real life.

No. 1496002

>>1496000
He is a home-wrecker and he resents Dale for winning back the love of his own wife.

No. 1496004

>>1496000
If I were dating John Redcorn, he would successfully make me cry every night. What's sexy about that? I don't even suffer from migraines. He serves no purpose to me. Hank is more my style. Commitment is sexy and fun!

No. 1496006

>>1495998
he's very well written
>Man Whore
>Cheats with someone's wife
>Tries to justify it using some weird race guilt shit that one episode
>Acts like DALE is the reason he can't be a dad to Joesph
>Blames Dale for everything instead of nancy and himself.
Yeah he's very hateable. He's a snake and thats why I love King of the Hill. Even if he's a shitty idiot, you can still understand his confliction. The fact he never outright tells Dale (even if it's obvious) and lets Dale raise Joesph, to keep…him happy? Nancy around? I don't know.
Every character on King of the hill is well written and even if cartoonish they act like people.

No. 1496007

>>1496004
Hank is the best man on the show despite everything he does "try" and meet people half way.Good husband and good dad.

No. 1496008

>>1495923
>>1495916
>>1495914
>>1495986
loop us (me) in nonas, what is this from? soz to req spoonfeeding but what is it?

No. 1496010

>>1496008
King of the Hill character

No. 1496013

File: 1676042296337.png (266.25 KB, 272x406, Capture.PNG)

Whew, I'd let him "John" my "Corn" if you know what I mean

No. 1496015

>>1496010
ayrt seriously????
….worth looking into? I'm bored and I've been banned from all social media for shitposting help me rhonda nonna

No. 1496017

>>1496015
okay remind me what AYRT means again, I still default into thinking it's someone saying, "Are you retarded"
I forget what it means, I have coffee fog brain

No. 1496018

File: 1676042496229.png (1.71 MB, 733x972, 3706_4764f37856fc727f70b666b8d…)

I am an office manager for a healthcare clinic, I frequently run the front desk and the amount of patients I hear say "I don't like water, I just don't drink it." or "I don't eat vegetables." leaves me in amazement. How do these motherfuckers make it to 60-70+?? Is it the preservatives in their beloved mackie donal's fries and diet coke?? Then they have the fucking audacity to say they feel bad all the time. Well no shit you consume fucking byproducts 24/7. You don't drink the most necessary fluid for sustaining life functions without adding a metric shitton of processed sugar that could give an elephant the 'beetus. When the doc suggests, ya know, eating a piece if broccoli followed by 8oz of pure water the response is nearly always "I'm not gonna do that." Like… whut?? Life is a mystery nonnas and I'm living in fatty burgerland twilight zone. Eat your fucking veggies nonnas or I, the cruciferous knight, will find you and have you submit to proper nutrition.

No. 1496027

>>1495966
Put on your favorite music and dance like it's an lc party

No. 1496028

>>1496004
>Admitting to crying after men
>Admitting to being into fat retards
I want to say something mean but I think you're already suffering enough.

No. 1496029

>>1496015
King of the Hill is a classic, so yes, watch it

No. 1496030

>>1496002
It's not his fault the crazy conspiracy retard is ugly and can't satisfy his wife. He's just chilling. Are you fat too?

No. 1496031

>>1496017
ayrt means anon you're replying to hope the coffee was tasty nonna

No. 1496032

>>1496028
Hank is not a fat retard though. He is kind of chubby because he's a father, but he's very active. He used to play football and was muscular in his youth. He is also not retarded at all; he may be simple, but in his simplicity he is wise and caring.
>>1496030
Dale is not ugly and he can satisfy his wife, if you care to watch the show. Nancy falls back in love with him, leaving John Redcorn feeling jilted. John Redcorn is not just chilling, he is seething, and so are you.

No. 1496035

I know John Redcorn is a whore but I simply do not care, he’s hot, Hank is ugly, who would want to be with his Easter Island head ass?
>reee ree reee
shut up they’re cartoon characters obviously I wouldn’t apply this to real life

No. 1496036

>>1496032
>He is kind of chubby because he's a father
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No. 1496038

>>1496035
why are you throwing a fit? People are just having a conversation we KNOW they are cartoon characters. Some people shocking I know like to defend their postitions and or have a indepth conversation about very deep characters. way to suck the fun out of shit, the way John Redcock sucks the life out of nancy with his aciditic corn cum nona

No. 1496042

>>1496038
>tries to preempt anons reeing at me
>finds a reason to piss and moan anyways
i hate you

No. 1496043

I would not have sex with John Redcorn because I fear cartoon STDs. There's currently no accurate test to let you know if you've contracted it either so I just don't partake for my own safety and peace of mind

No. 1496044

>>1495966
you want to know what'll waste all of your time but keep you mildly enthralled? alizee, she is kind of unironically crowned as a honorary farmer and has endless shitposts for you to peruse, as I am doing right now avoiding writing of my own
>alizee shill
yes
I love her
I JUST DO OKAY

No. 1496049

>>1496044
>she is kind of unironically crowned as a honorary farmer
By who?
>>1495913
You can't call this kind of people out, it makes them stronger, next thing you know they have a thread for this uggo

No. 1496054

>>1496015
It's a cozy slice-of-life show; the characters have exaggerated traits but are very well-developed to the point where they seem like real people I can't stand Peggy because she reminds me of my mother

No. 1496057

>>1496054
Peggy annoys scrotes because she's confident even if they feel she should'nt be. But she's annoying, not smart but I don't know.I kinda like Peggy sometimes

No. 1496064

>>1496058
wtf

No. 1496078

someone should compile pics of trannies and caption it with "these are the people that don't want you to play hogwarts legacy"

No. 1496079

Peanut butter and CHEESE
slap my ass, call me BRIE
Using that chunky, fuck that smooth
Don't lie, I know you eat it too!
Peanut butter and CHEESE
SWEET and SAVORY
GOES DOWN LIKE DRYING CEMENT
MY PB&C'S GOT YOU POSTING LAMENTS!
All the haters jealous of my PEANUT BUTTER AND CHEESE STEEZ!!!!!!!!!!
NOT PB&C-CHAN NOR AM I AFFILIATED WITH HER

No. 1496083

>>1496057
I have empathy for her, but she's vocally confident about her grasp of things that are well beyond her range of skill and knowledge just like my mom

No. 1496086

File: 1676047748664.jpg (53 KB, 637x488, Tumblr_l_24095615845649.jpg)

The blonde girl looks so much like Stefany. I miss her so much I need her to talk about Dr. Balloon Popper again. I need more of her sweet, autistic lies.

No. 1496089

>>1495872
I'm here nonny

No. 1496092

File: 1676048292946.png (3.14 MB, 2056x1290, 1674760872211.png)

>>1496058

No. 1496104

File: 1676049289783.jpg (93.83 KB, 410x1200, 00079783101143_k9kjr32d05vlje8…)

Remembered these delicious childhood treats exist. Peanut butter and cheese doesn't sound too strange anymore…

No. 1496105

>>1496104
Wtf anon, I forgot about these too. Was..was PB&C-chan right this whole time?

No. 1496115

>>1495112
Wait really? So what about ot? Is this a very cosy place with like 30 nonnies commiserating in the vent, dumbass and stupid questions threads?

No. 1496119

>>1495872
18? Just back from work.

No. 1496123

>>1495872
19, eatin noodles

No. 1496124

>>1496105
I'm almost always right, just misunderstood

No. 1496127

>>1496126
5

No. 1496129

>>1495872
Ohayo 20 desu I only post when my vyvanse gets refilled

No. 1496130

I hate when I see advice OCD/anxiety that's like "meditate". BITCH I CAN'T! I would love to be one of those kumbaya bitches but I literally can't. In fact, it would make my anxiety worse.

No. 1496134

>>1496126
Lucky 7!

No. 1496140

>>1496132
sounds about right

No. 1496141

>>1496126
6

No. 1496142

>>1496126
9

No. 1496145

>>1496126
8

No. 1496149

Cute handwriting

No. 1496150

>>1496143
Kinda salty I coulda got He Who Must Not Be Named or Board-tan

No. 1496151

>>1496147
I like everything about this except for Shayna. Divorce!!

No. 1496159

File: 1676055265600.jpg (37.31 KB, 373x521, IyNosOcRKICi.jpg)

I KNEW the Phyrexia box sets were selling like hot cakes. I KNEW that this is one of the most anticipated sets in recent years.
I still somehow thought that I could get by without pre-ordering.
All of my weekend Magic plans are null now.
I am a fool.

No. 1496162

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>>1496156
Oh fcuk, I'm glad I'm married to the forbidden man!

No. 1496170

>>1496159
Another mtg nonny? Now thats rare

No. 1496181

>>1496162
Is that your lawyersona? No wonder you live in van, No one's gonna take legal advice from a furry kekekekek

No. 1496193

File: 1676057514092.jpg (25.4 KB, 600x450, old fujos.jpg)

Why don't they make women like this anymore…

No. 1496196

>>1496193
They go shamed and grew up. The generation didn't which why newer fujos are mostly aidens and crybbys

No. 1496203

>>1496193
Victims of the war on women. Men were unsafe and afraid when these powerful prehistoric weebs prowled ancient con grounds.

No. 1496204

>>1496156
You’re so cute

No. 1496205

>>1496193
This fashion was peak femininity. So called bimbos couldn't come close.

No. 1496206

>>1496181
That's the forbidden man you walnut.

No. 1496208

>>1496193
We were told to grow up and stop being cringe, we also got bullied to hell and back.

No. 1496211

>>1496193
God these things hurt, even as a cringy weeb fujo myself, I hid from friends carrying them.

No. 1496218

File: 1676061173103.png (19.3 KB, 722x119, Absolutely Retarded Shitpostin…)

>>1495961
>drake tinfoiler is a pb & c enjoyer
of fucking course. reminder picrel will be all pb&cfags fates. choose wisely

No. 1496229

>>1496115
This wouldnt surprise me but I'd be kind of surprised we're only as big as a classroom.

No. 1496235

>>1495872
21(?)
been busy with work the last two days but before then i was refreshing /ot/ like madwoman desperately seeking human contact

No. 1496240

which one of you mfers made the western women general, i want to fight you

No. 1496257

Nonnas what were some dumb/weird things you believed as a child? I thought all the cartoon characters lived inside the tv and if the screen broke they would get out.

No. 1496261

damn, good threadpic. Makes me happy every time I see it
There’s a podcast I can’t remember what but a couple of women try to explain courage the cowardly dog to a couple of men a few years older than them (not even that much older but they hadn’t seen it) and it was the funniest thing I ever heard

No. 1496263

>>1496257
I believed that if I jumped high enough off the swings I could break the laws of physics and fly for real.

No. 1496266

>>1496257
Brown cows make chocolate milk, dark colored chickens make brown eggs, the floaters I saw in the sky were souls, mirrors are a portal to another dimension

No. 1496273

>>1496257
I thought Jesus was in an airplane when people referred to him as "being in the sky" so I waved at planes for yeeeears. I'd get on my slide to do it sometimes too

No. 1496276

>>1496257
I thought if you print out a vid or a gif it would move on the paper too. It was a big disappointment when my teacher told me that is not possible.

No. 1496279

>>1496257
I thought you pronounced the “w” in sword for too long and I never really stopped saying it wrong. I think I was 12 when my dad caught me saying sWourd and told me that’s not how you say it and I honestly didn’t believe him and he got kinda mad. I don’t really know why… I’d heard people say it in movies but usually they had a British or other European accent and I’m American so I thought it was just an accent thing. Over 30 years old now and I still pronounce the W most of the time. Sigh.

No. 1496281

>>1496257
I was afraid to put icecube trays in hot water because I though the combination of hot water and cold ice would somehow melt the tray into liquid plastic
>>1496266
I'm Canadian and to dunk on the US as a kid everyone would say 'did you know in the states people believe chocolate milk is made by brown cows?'

No. 1496283

File: 1676065215692.jpg (233.11 KB, 1500x973, 1676011224149941.jpg)

>be femcel chess player
>they make you play a hot twink
what do?

No. 1496284

>>1496283
Beat him at chess and continue being a femcel, duh what else

No. 1496285

>>1496283
Femcels don't exist, but also I would shove every single chess piece up his tiny tight ass but I would save one to choke him with. Possibly one of the queens.

No. 1496286

>>1496283
I'd wash my hair I mean holy shit that hair must be shining in the dark harder than the north star.

No. 1496291

>>1496286
Shut up nonnie her brain must be working so super hard that it makes her sweat. That moid has clean hair which means he must not be working his brain as hard (LOSER RETARD IDIOT MOID). This is common sense.

No. 1496292

>>1495961
What? PB&C-chan is also Drake-chan?

No. 1496295

>>1496286
this is peak female performance. seethe harder.

No. 1496298

>>1496283
>greasy hair
>hoodie
she is a farmer

No. 1496299

>>1496283
Beat him at chess then rape him and steal his virginity while he cries and says thank you

No. 1496302

>>1496193
Just go to the anti fujo thread, nonnies there swear these women are running rampant

No. 1496306

>>1496295
I don't doubt her talent as a chess player.

No. 1496314

>>1496285
>Femcels don't exist
Not everyone has a bunch of simps on their dms, dumbass

No. 1496316

>>1496314
NTA but she's right. Men will have sex with anyone, but the issue is most men are bad.

No. 1496324


No. 1496326

Starbucks is suffering from insanity if they think I'm going to ever in my life pay $3+ for one, SINGULAR cakepop. Like literally kiss my ass.

No. 1496329

>>1496314
nta but not getting male attention doesn't really make one a femcel. tho usually when someone says they don't exist it's more about how they're nothing like incels (which makes it silly when the term gets thrown around towards any woman who isn't turbo-normie kek)

No. 1496330

>>1496314
Femcel not femnosimpsinthedms, catching a dick is easy

No. 1496331

File: 1676068949727.jpeg (97 KB, 1074x1074, A7C4BAFC-040F-4D4D-9982-3AED30…)


No. 1496333

>>1496299
>while he cries and says thank you
Why is this so funny

No. 1496338

>>1496283
Show him my best opening and destroy him in every position

No. 1496339

Feel super depressed right now, because I want a belly piercing but I'm pretty sure the anatomy of my belly button is not good for one.

No. 1496342

File: 1676069639644.jpg (80.21 KB, 575x604, 56657.jpg)

>>1496283
my god

No. 1496343

>>1496338
He’s gonna have to cover and consolidate kek

No. 1496347

>>1496324
>>1496342
Those teef kinda ruin him for me tbh..or maybe it's the autistic smile either way he needs to stop

No. 1496357

>>1496342
Why do so many zoomers have brown teeth jfc

No. 1496362

>>1496357
Too much brown sugar water?

No. 1496363

I love the part in Rock lobster that's like "shadabada doo".

No. 1496372

>>1496283
Find an atypical mating pattern.

No. 1496392

I'm eating chicken soup dumplings with chili crisp and elote right now. Soup dumplings are cool, they're just gushers for Chinese people.

No. 1496397

>>1496283
She has a cute profile she just needs to wash her hair and visit a dermatologist and yeah that's coming from someone who used to look even more unkempt but I have a huge honkin nose and she doesn't she could look kawaii if she wanted to even without makeup or accesories plus she probably has 180 IQ I hope she lurks here I think we should start posting keywords she may look up so she ends up here and gets pink piled and next tournament she has even more resolve to destroy the chess moiderinos

No. 1496399

>>1496342
He has full blown "peasant mouth".

No. 1496401

Politicians are so petty kek I love seeing them bicker

No. 1496403

>>1496342
His teeth look british

No. 1496414

>>1496342
He looks like a creature

No. 1496415

>>1496414
It's called human male, they live among us.

No. 1496454

I was cutting my toenails thinking "there's major veins and nerves near my toenails so I should be careful cutting them", and then on the last toe I realized I was confusing my own (human) nails with that of a cat or dog.

No. 1496481

File: 1676078756650.png (138.81 KB, 495x338, giant bird.PNG)

Anons will be like, "I love moomins, they're so cute" and then post a character that looks like this. Jk I love you moominnies

No. 1496486

My anti-depressants killed my libido at first, but now I'm always horny. What happened? Did the side-effect wear off?

No. 1496491

>>1496415
Unfortunately

No. 1496495

My face is hot and red and i am EMBARRASSED why am i a clumsy dummy ?! Im so dumb. Red faced dum dum

No. 1496537

>>1496342
I still would idc. He has to brush his teeth first though

No. 1496542

>>1496324
I can't believe I'm saying this but his crooked teeth add to his cuteness.

No. 1496546

>>1496342
He's so my type, I wish I could destroy his pelvis hell yeah

No. 1496551

File: 1676084862342.jpg (97.7 KB, 1024x768, explosion.jpg)

Me when I hear ME AND YO DAUGHTER GOT A SPECIAL THANG GOING ON or BITCH THE END OF YOUR LIVES ARE NEAR

No. 1496553

File: 1676084947204.gif (200.01 KB, 220x202, dance-dance-moves.gif)

>>1496551
Ahem..that's not the pic I meant to ususe.

No. 1496557

File: 1676085463522.jpeg (148.05 KB, 730x380, 7321228E-B131-4694-8298-F545D4…)

I might be too addicted to social media. I can here the whispers in my head to redownload the app when I’m trying to stay off so I can enjoy a nice weekend seeing a family member, help me nonnies

No. 1496569

Old scrotes who fetishize 18-22 year old women are disgusting for millions of reasons but they’re also so fucking dumb. They’re so consoomer brained that they think the late 20’s actors playing teenagers are reflecting reality. Girls in that age bracket are still developing and most of what these men find attractive are things women don’t fully develop until their late 20’s anyways.

No. 1496574

Any nonnas going to be playing the Hogwarts game? I usually never buy games at full price especially when they're right at the release date, but I am so tempted to play it this weekend!

No. 1496575

>>1496574
I want to buy it but I have to wait until next Friday to get it because paycheck and budgeting sigh sad face emoji

No. 1496584

File: 1676088157414.jpg (22.33 KB, 701x438, ballniel.jpg)

>>1496574
I so want to play it, looks like the type of game young me dreamed about playing one day, and by the vids I watched, it also have this nostalgia feel, like the one you get when playing the ps1 games… but I'm broke rn. When I'm able to buy a ps5 they'll probably be releasing the 999th dlc kek. Idk why the ps5 is so expensive in my country.

No. 1496587

File: 1676088886728.jpg (184 KB, 542x680, 1675451177478427.jpg)

how often do you guys masturbate??

No. 1496589

>>1496587
Like everyday but I'm trying to stop. I was literally thinking about masturbating right before I saw this post

No. 1496592

>>1496587
I haven't masturbated in months, 4 months at least. I just don't feel the need to, I'm rarely horny and too busy to think about whether I'm horny

No. 1496599

File: 1676090987287.png (22 KB, 152x166, 111.png)

>>1496587
I don't

No. 1496606

File: 1676092189376.jpg (343.1 KB, 920x690, sims build.jpg)

I made a house for my sim last night that I feel very proud of. I suck at doing exteriors and house shapes so the outside is kinda ugly but the interior is so cute.
Also, I think modern style homes only work in sims. IRL they're very ugly but sims 4 is already soulless so it's cool.

No. 1496610

>>1496587
Maybe 4-5 times a week, most of those will be on the same day. I've cut down a bit from covid when I was masturbating up to 6 times every day

No. 1496614

File: 1676093307521.jpg (1.38 MB, 1930x2048, 4892976035_eacec47fe7_k.jpg)

>>1496606
Reminds me of this series of illustrations I found last night from Popular Science. http://www.voicesofeastanglia.com/2011/11/popular-science-leisure-homes-book-70s-design.html

No. 1496616

>>1496587
Like 3-4 a month with it being non regular due to life stress. I almost miss the insane amounts of horny I was as a teen where it felt like a need 2x a day…but I also remember teen me just wanting it to stop. I'd be staring at a wall in class and feel when there wasn't any damn reason.

No. 1496617

>>1496606
Love the build it's lovely.
True though about IRL, I've never seen a nice modern house that also feels safe it's either:
Modern house in the middle of a bunch of other houses so its attempt at being individual is just lost. Also the owner is a massive rich bastard.
or
Ideal location which is in the woods nowhere near other houses but holy fuck would it be scary to live in a house that is 80% window isolated from everyone else should a criminal arrive.

No. 1496626

File: 1676095385132.jpg (2.1 MB, 2209x3000, 98308 (1).jpg)

I so badly wish I could've gone to Beyonce's I Am tour back in 2010 just to experience the insane guitar solo in Freakum Dress live.

No. 1496633

File: 1676096966167.png (260.51 KB, 1079x752, Screenshot_20230210-222850_(1)…)

FUCKING LMFAO
troons stay losing

No. 1496639

File: 1676097453996.png (194.61 KB, 498x500, 1676085340437.png)


No. 1496641

>>1496633
Kekk this keeps getting better and better

No. 1496643

>>1496639
The Groke bebe

No. 1496647

File: 1676098801816.png (213.67 KB, 498x500, groke bebe.png)


No. 1496648

File: 1676099075794.jpg (58.01 KB, 1136x640, spmormons.jpg)

Just randomly remembered the time in high school I had almost the exact experience as Stan in the Mormon episode of South Park, kek. I hung out with a Mormon friend of mine one time and tagged along to church with his family and everyone was so sweet and friendly to me. Afterwards we went to his house and his parents played board games with us and they made us dinner and they were all laughing and joking around with each other, it was so comfy. Then as soon as I got home my parents were screaming at each other and everything felt so cold and distant, kek

No. 1496652

File: 1676099742186.jpg (92.13 KB, 700x859, f8da396683b4d42c9b2caa679c961b…)

My sim tried to kill Nancy Landgraab by running her over with a car as revenge for Nancy beating her up while she was pregnant and in labor (they have beef because Geoffrey was/is her sugar daddy), but Nancy survived and shot her dead. I had to exit without saving and start the day over.

No. 1496654

>>1496652
lmao this is so fucking funny, your story + the picture is just absolutely perfect and I audibly kek'd

No. 1496655

>>1496652
Samefag but I want to add that the whole reason I made Geoffrey my Sims sugar daddy is because I thought creating drama between her and Nancy would be fun because Nancy's a prissy bitch, but she's literally been beating my sim the fuck up. Anyway, once my sims acquires enough skill points to start a gang, she will team up with the Goths and exterminate the Landgraabs. Geoffrey (if he doesn't die of old age), Malcolm, and the 4 kids Geoffrey decided to adopt for whatever reason.

No. 1496661

File: 1676100787929.jpeg (38.04 KB, 529x592, B942E6C0-4B9C-4F41-B21F-040FBC…)

Did the phone call Ive been dreading for a week (like a loser) and it was actually so quick and easy and smooth dang who could've thought

No. 1496662

File: 1676100884830.jpeg (438.98 KB, 1536x2048, 1572474792991.jpeg)


No. 1496664

File: 1676101592785.jpeg (64.59 KB, 750x664, CD747EED-1979-4D11-8056-E4F193…)

>>1496663
thank you and I completely agree. exposure therapy to phone calls really helps

No. 1496666

File: 1676102450458.jpg (40.35 KB, 640x445, 1606308130470.jpg)

>>1496664
sorry for deleting my post nonnie I'm a freak like that

No. 1496668

File: 1676103192097.gif (1.74 MB, 498x280, smiling-friends-smormu.gif)


No. 1496673

I need god to stop giving me his toughest battles (being forced to hold in a shit at work)

No. 1496676

File: 1676105420792.jpeg (30.44 KB, 338x310, 0BB98B11-1C17-4600-A933-03F83B…)

>>1496673
anon cmon, boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I poop on company time
do it for the people

No. 1496678

>>1496676
I can't nonna Im one of three employees and I work in hospitality I can't do that to my co-workers

No. 1496683

File: 1676105957634.png (19.2 KB, 267x183, 6.png)

I have too much free time

No. 1496688

File: 1676106433721.jpg (71.2 KB, 735x708, grrrr.jpg)


No. 1496690

She had dumps like a truck tru tru thighs like what wha wha. All night long!
>>1495872
26

No. 1496701

File: 1676108944064.jpg (29.4 KB, 563x423, cow.jpg)

>>1495872
27 but i haven't been posting, do i still count

No. 1496702

In school I remember learning about how iq and standardized tests aren't a reliable measure of intelligence cuz the questions are often biased. For instance abraham lincoln would score low on one nowadays because he lacks our societal knowledge. Like what if technology is advanced so fast there are a bunch of leftover people that can't catch up to current expectations and it's not their fault it's the environment? Like I know we're adaptable but kids have it easier as far as malleability goes. So we have computer whiz tots while their parents get left behind. How worse will the disparity get how fast will it become how can I not get left behind

No. 1496710

I left water in my humidifier for like 3 days and now I'm pretty sure it was growing serratia (pink bacteria). Oops. However the only thing I can think about is how I'm so obsessed with pink that even bacteria around me grows pink, which also feels like something Shayna would say.

No. 1496721

File: 1676112302266.jpeg (21.89 KB, 219x275, 1650638609374.jpeg)

>>1495872
28 I get into fights and waste my time

No. 1496724

>>1496639
Good post OP.

No. 1496725

>>1496710
This just reminded me that I forgot to empty my humidifier AGAIN.

No. 1496731

>>1495187
could you please make one, I'll personally keep the tardthots away

No. 1496738

At least way more than that especially in cow threads

No. 1496755

File: 1676116945446.png (86.6 KB, 725x391, ''accidentally''.png)

why are so many men gay, aren't they supposed to be like 2% of the population? what happened to all the straight ones? even the straightest mfers turn out to be gay, fucking how. there is no point in dating if they keep pulling oopsy surprise bullshit like that

No. 1496756

>>1496755
Where do you usually find dates, gay bars?

No. 1496757

like at this point i'm starting to hate closet cases more than stereotypical flamers because at least the latter is more honest
>>1496756
kek no

No. 1496758

>>1496587
2-5 times per day

No. 1496760

>>1496757
samefag but it's not even with all my crushes i'm just thinking of all those dozens of stories of men being in 20+ year long marriages with entire families and everything and then suddenly pulling that shit, like why. it's depressing to think about so I wonder, "why bother with them at all". this is my last sperg on the subject sorry

No. 1496793

>>1495872
29, lurking from the shadows

No. 1496797

File: 1676121384132.png (78.76 KB, 574x608, wtf.png)

Nextdoor is fucking wild I love how casual she is about it and none of the comments mention how insane that is. At least people are offering her stuff

No. 1496805

>>1496797
I'm guessing shes already pretty big and has irregular periods. Thats usually the backstory.

No. 1496893

File: 1676129477510.jpg (342.03 KB, 750x750, 01-Eampx7GBO_M.jpg)

I love lolcor and my nonnushkas

No. 1496894

>>1495872
30, but mostly lurking too

No. 1496896

File: 1676129741573.jpg (110.61 KB, 700x698, 1652179487410.jpg)

>>1496893
Same, my nonatella

No. 1496901

File: 1676130169171.jpg (109.9 KB, 600x450, 2-shKTRpfa_8txYvg-lQrN5HBRgHg6…)

>>1496896
Nonichka!! ♥

No. 1496940

>>1495872
31, I post very infrequently. Sometimes all day for several days in a row, then not at all for weeks.

>>1496893
ily

>>1496896
and you

No. 1496942

File: 1676134252297.gif (203.54 KB, 500x375, 1632150580886.gif)

I think the Sanic totem may be an agent of chaos and evil. It makes me wonder how omniscient he is or if he's just a trickster. His advice is sometimes sound but he seems sarcastic at times and promotes negativity. I guess it makes sense, given that Chris-chan made him. Anyone else use the totem and can tell me whether or not he's clairvoyant?

No. 1496945

>>1496797
Nextdoor reinforces my agoraphobia

No. 1496948

>>1496942
Most of his answers are coherent but he does seem to mock us and not have our best interest in mind.

No. 1496955

>>1496942
he's been mostly accurate so far, though the last few answers i got from him didn't please me

No. 1496964

>>1496942
weirdly enough most of the answers were accurate, scary

No. 1496968

File: 1676136216579.png (203.62 KB, 397x398, mewhen.PNG)

>>1496942
whether or not Sanic is a trickster depends on the quality of thoughts and intentions of fellow nonnies when interacting with him. what do i mean by this? post >>1494127 assumes that thoughts can impinge on the intended receiver when we interact with them and focus our thought energy on them (this is different from the usual idle thoughts we produce, where the thought energy dissipates, weakens, and disappears), note also that humans' thoughts outside of our heads are broadcasted in the form of electromagnetic waves (e.g. energy picked up by psychic to know what someone is thinking)

Sanic totem will resonate with our collective thoughts which perfectly explains why he seems sarcastic at times, because he's mirroring our behaviour nonny. he's evolving to meet our expectations. if nonnies think of him as a trickster, then he will become one.

No. 1496969

>>1496968
Well I personally don't see him that way, but I've noticed lately he can be sarcastic so I guess it's the energy from other nonnas.

No. 1496973

>>1496972
i can tell you are on the right path sister

No. 1496978

>>1496972
Well he did just tell me to bully a guy instead of pursuing him so he might be onto something. He told me I’d suffer even though I don’t want to hear it. I don’t know if sanic is sure that the boy would never like me… but I should listen to him and not listen to my naive heart. Maybe Sanic is a man hater though, based on the energy of this site(based). I should ask.

No. 1496981

>>1496978
Reporting back, Sanic is either telling me to fuck myself for asking him that (in a gentle ribbing way) or he is claiming that masturbation is better than sex with a moid and he does not necessarily hate men.

No. 1497025

File: 1676141537264.png (502.99 KB, 593x620, 54B7D6D9-24C4-4767-B49E-02520B…)

Sorry for being annoying online. Thank god we are all anon because I'm so embarrassing sometimes.

No. 1497029

>>1497025
God gave me pattern recognition so I can always recognize your autism nonna .we can tell

No. 1497049

File: 1676142475583.jpg (80.71 KB, 500x698, 82f69b7a02ae85bb31d6c850ea4ec4…)

I used to think that borzoi dogs were ugly, but now they remind me of LC and I appreciate them more.

No. 1497071

Pick your poison:

Andrew Tate worshipper misogynist scrote son

Translesbian kill all terfs troon son

No. 1497076

>>1497071
Can I kill myself?

No. 1497080

>>1497071
Sigh…the terf would be better since I can mask in

No. 1497081

>>1497080
the gun

No. 1497083

>>1497071
Translesbian because he'd kill himself before he could've kill any terves, kek.

No. 1497085

ANONS what are words or people you associate with lolcow? Quickly!

No. 1497088

>>1497071
Doesn’t matter to me because I would abort it inside the womb or out

No. 1497090

>>1497085
Femcel, terf, twitterfag, nonny

No. 1497091

>>1497085
nasolabial

No. 1497092

>>1497085
Nona, husbando, borzoi

No. 1497094

File: 1676145249570.png (416.23 KB, 733x746, pnv.png)

Some tranny reposted the clootcher meme, like months later. They really can't keep away lol

No. 1497105

>>1497094
How could he be so retarded to not realize that that image wouldn't really make sense to anyone but the people here

No. 1497112

>>1494751
He's automatically 10x better than most autistic moids because he was raised by lesbians

No. 1497122

>>1497094
So was it made by sillypoo or not? In my opinion it has to be her. The art style and humor style is too accurate to be a coincidence.

No. 1497133

>>1497122
the style is super similar but she also seems to be a cgl oldfag, she definitely is a farmer

No. 1497139

File: 1676148052369.png (245.85 KB, 526x721, sillypoo.PNG)

>>1497122
I will eat my entire ass if that is not sillypoo's work

No. 1497156

File: 1676149381531.png (213.31 KB, 598x451, sillypoo.png)

>>1497139
Looking through her twitter they've made animations/art about Amberlynn, Venti, and Andrew Dobson so they def pay attention to cows. Also I think they're terfs, based

No. 1497160

File: 1676149470176.jpeg (110.18 KB, 878x600, image.jpeg)

>>1497085
Hall is the blond one

No. 1497162

>>1497139
kek i don't know why both times i've seen this get asked some anon says it isn't the case like are we looking at the same thing right now it deffo is those two

No. 1497182

Cooking with someone else is so nice in theory but in practise it’s like get the fuck out of my kitchen before I kill you.

No. 1497190

>>1497162
It's pretty barebones. Could be anybody's art

No. 1497192

>>1497190
nice try sillypoo

No. 1497193

>>1497182
yeah seriously, i have never wanted to bodyslam someone more than when they are in the kitchen while im working on shit

No. 1497196

>>1497182
They don't even have to be cooking at the same time, just someone being near the kitchen while I'm trying to cook is enough to irritate me. Always getting in the way of shit.

No. 1497205

I'M SO FUCKING BORED
WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING

No. 1497219

>>1497205
Currently downloading the Hogwarts game. Gonna be another hour before I play.

No. 1497223

>>1497205
im drawing Elsie, but i need to go to bed noo

No. 1497225

>>1497205
I'm knitting a sweater it'll be done in 40,000 years

No. 1497229

I wonder how the anon who had an abusive mother who'd make weird sexual comments because she tried not wearing a bra is doing.

I wonder how the messy anon who posted her really bruised shins after a disastrous night out is doing.

I wonder how the anon whose piece of shit boyfriend cheated and gave her HIV is doing.

I wonder how the original borzoi h8r is doing.

No. 1497232

>>1497205
I'm crocheting granny squares and reading degenerate fanfictions.

No. 1497238

>>1497205
Talking with the maid and getting ready for a DnD session.

No. 1497239

File: 1676154741492.jpeg (94.47 KB, 1280x720, 04099063-4F90-4F67-BD13-26C118…)

>>1497205
Just finished spending a while reading about the Ediacaran & Cambrian periods and watching an Attenborough documentary on the origins of life. Picrel is probably my favourite Cambrian creature, Hallucigenia! A truly bizarre little guy.

No. 1497241

>>1497205
I just used my perifit for my daily vagina exercise because my first UTI fucked me up and more than once I've peed a bit with a full bladder and a sneeze. Anyway, I've got to say it's amazing. I guess I should've known such a device existed but sometimes I'll kek in the moment that i'm playing games using my vag muscles.

No. 1497243

>>1497240
She posted yesterday lol >>1496124

No. 1497250

I hate when people let out super loud nasty burps because it's so easy to silently burp.

No. 1497258

>>1497240
Who the heck is that?

No. 1497264

>>1497258
nta but i can only assume peanut butter and cheese anon

No. 1497268

>>1497258
She's basically Gordon Ramsay.

No. 1497272

File: 1676155966780.png (127.59 KB, 600x337, believe it.png)

>>1497085
this guy

No. 1497275

>>1497258
An awful person, don't trust her

No. 1497280

>>1497269
She's Anthony Bourdain reincarnated.

No. 1497291

Going to bed at 10pm on a Saturday to read dirty fanfiction about characters in a dead franchise because I'm so fucking bored

No. 1497301

File: 1676158384779.jpg (49.71 KB, 735x660, c0eec0bab7508786e124ae20db8d0e…)

I usually wear boyshorts they're very comfortable, what about you nonnas? i'd rather die than wear a thong

No. 1497303

>>1497301
Slips, bikinis, and hipsters for me! I wish boyshorts worked for me but for some reason they always ride up my crack lol.

No. 1497306

>>1497301
are thongs really that uncomfortable??

No. 1497309

>>1497301
From brazilian to hipsters they are all wearable for me, just changing between them and the fabric for specific types of clothes

No. 1497312

>>1497301
Bikini. I don't think I've ever tried wearing anything else

No. 1497314

>>1497301
I think boyshorts are super cute but they always roll up. It's so annoying. I like full briefs/granny panties

No. 1497317

>>1497301
Mostly bikinis and hipsters. Will never wear thongs or shapewear again.

No. 1497319

>>1497301
boyshorts or hipster if they were lower on the cheeks. cant stand when they ride up my butt it makes me want to rip them apart and myself i would rather not wear anything at all. i can't fathom and i'm not shaming here but i really cannot imagine how on earth a thong or anything adjacent to them could ever be comfortable ever if they're constantly against your anus. literally my worst nightmare. tbf im weird with textures in general but that would actually send me into a chimpanzee rage. this is why i will keep wearing my childhood underwear because they aren't cut in a weird way just practical and comfortable

No. 1497396

File: 1676170272516.jpeg (6.85 KB, 259x194, images (1).jpeg)

They can't take our court!
That's where I second-hand smoke!

No. 1497410

So pissed anons. The water pressure on my sink is so hard and I just splashed water all over myself trying to wash dishes. I need to adjust it but I hate doing handy shit.

No. 1497414

>>1497306
it's like having dental floss up my ass, just a permanent never-ending wedgie and sometimes it increases utis

No. 1497429

>>1497306
Nah and this conversation happens like once a year. I’m a string girl all the way, those are the most comfy ones to me, I will wear whatever but string is 100% preferred. They also are the best under anything form-fitting. To each is own though. Thongs, especially if they’re mad thick around your ass, can sometimes be uncomfortable but mainly if they’re not cotton.
>>1497414
I’ve never had a uti or yeast infection and I wear them for the majority. Underwear in general can be a cause but it’s if you’re not using cotton and/or they’re too small any styles but some women are just more prone to them. Only buy 100% cotton!

No. 1497434

>>1497029
i feel like i can recognize you based on the odd punctuation

No. 1497442

>>1497434
I'm thinking it's noona-chan

No. 1497446

Nonas, what would you suggest for a point and click puzzle or hidden object games with a nostalgic sort of vibe? Something like the old nancy drew games but without the frustrating bullshit, if that's even possible from an old puzzle game kek

No. 1497451

File: 1676180217178.png (2.54 MB, 1152x2048, ribs.png)

ana chan anime figure

No. 1497452

>>1497301
Men's boxers. They're similar to boyshorts, but with actual full coverage and better fabric and wider waistband. The pantlegs are also long enough to actually stay in place.

No. 1497453

>>1497451
It's kinda more realistic this way

No. 1497454

I seriously hate how common my name is.

No. 1497455

File: 1676181816817.jpeg (116.82 KB, 622x623, F4F4EA88-63F5-49B4-9ECC-EC5CB5…)

I was really emotional and wanted to binge on some fast food like I used to in my old fatty days. I ordered the same meal I used to devour in 5 minutes. Had 1/3 and was satisfied.
Damn diet damn lifestyle changes DAMMMMMNNNNN YOU LET ME BE FAT (for a meal)

No. 1497460

>>1497451
i saw the image first and thought "whoah this one disturbingly reminds me of lolita".
there might be an intersection between ana-loving moids and pedos

No. 1497465

>>1497451
most anime figures actually look even more anachan, just they don't have the ribs showing.

No. 1497468


No. 1497470

The fact that some people give their kids hot toddys as a cold remedy is insane to me kek. I saw a video of a woman making one for her child and she poured so much brown liquor in. Apparently it's a southern thing but I'm southern and no one in my family would allow something like that.

No. 1497473

>>1497446
It's not nostalgic necessarily, but Samorost is cute and has a fun soundtrack.

No. 1497474

I hope Meghan Markle divorces Harry so I can marry her instead

No. 1497479

>>1497241
holy fuck nona, I just looked this up and I LOVE YOU this is amazing?! I showed it to my mum and she was like I WISH THEY HAD THAT BACK WHEN YOU WERE BORN we're living in the fucking FUTUREEEE
next pay I'm gonna get myself one! ahhhh
fuck I love you guys. enjoy your vagina game, based stacy

No. 1497480

how far can anons get show me screenshots
https://zty.pe/

No. 1497484

Jerma’s girlfriend creeps me out and the fact that all she tweets about is him is so fucking weird. I used to love him but I’ve lost a lot of respect for him. Kim seems like a miserable person but at least she had an identity outside of him.

No. 1497490

File: 1676189375083.gif (2.73 MB, 640x350, fungi-time-lapse-planet-earth-…)

My pussy hair two seconds after I shave it.

No. 1497492

File: 1676189437283.jpeg (283.17 KB, 1767x1222, 1676164601590888.jpeg)

It's the Super Bowl today, and I was just thinking about how I have such comfy memories of this episode of Celebrity Deathmatch specifically. I was 11 years old at my friends' familys' Super Bowl party, and my friends' older siblings had their friends over, so during halftime we ended up watching MTV with the older kids in the other room. It was my first time seeing Celebrity Deathmatch and I felt like I was "getting away with something" that day, laughing at all the dirty jokes with everyone. Then at the end when the hyped-up Hanson vs. The Spice Girls fight was about to begin, out of nowhere Marilyn Manson cuts the lights down and they all got squished and we all laughed our asses off. Good fucking times, I miss laughing so hard my stomach hurts

No. 1497493

I don't hate JBP but his new era is unintentionally hilarious. Hearing him talk so passionately about stuff like "lulz" culture and urban dictionary like it's 2009 and label is as psychopathy and sadism is just so, so pathetically funny to me. You can tell twitter and 4chan turning on him just completely ruined him, stop reading comments Jordan like it's not that deep lol.

No. 1497499

>>1497492
unironically we need to RETVRN to that era, I want guys who look like this to casually exist again

No. 1497501

File: 1676192251186.jpg (145.55 KB, 736x736, 22a1.jpg)

>>1497499
that tongue..also based long hair enjoyer at the end kek that makeover ruined him

No. 1497502

Alot of the pokestops in my area are signs left in memory of people who met some horrible sudden death. Feels weird sending gifts in the game and attaching stickers of happy smiling Pokémon. Who tf submitted all these depressing spots as pokestops

No. 1497505

>>1497502
i feel like i could never add anons because my stops say where i live. good job pokemon naming exact communities and parks.

No. 1497510

I have no idea what's going on in the finn thread but I love how "newfags" is always translated to "new gays"

No. 1497534

my weird autismo attraction to objects has become a fad on Tumblr and it's really bizarre to see. wanting to have sex with objects is now linked with kinning, pronouns, and gender/sexuality stuff on the website. so fucking weird. but I'm not surprised.

No. 1497536

>>1497510
Underage retards from an anon discussion app invaded the thread and are posting stuff about some creep, like his scat videos

No. 1497540

I wish I believed in myself as much as my professor does, the review he left on my assignments and test results was "it's clear and easy to tell you know what you are talking about, but I already knew that :)"

No. 1497563

If autistic people want people to stop saying retarded then they need to come up with a good alternative, and fast. Stupid and dumb just don't pack the same punch.

No. 1497570

>>1496942
Idk if any anons remember, but a couple years ago I asked the sanic totem if I was going to get a big dick goth bf, multiple anons were asking in my favor and he kept saying no. I said "okay I accept that but will I get a big dick weeb bf" and Sanic said it's possible, and then I'm not even kidding I started dating my ex who was a weeb and had a big dick. ALSO he cheated on me, I think sanic was punishing me for doubting his wisdom.

No. 1497583

>>1497534
>wanting to have sex with objects is now linked with kinning, pronouns, and gender/sexuality stuff
All of these are linked to autism i suppose

No. 1497597

File: 1676206328035.jpeg (189.76 KB, 2000x1200, 35F3A81F-B8DB-41C8-98D6-EC4E7E…)

I love this thing and I will forever lament the fact that I can never have one as a pet.

No. 1497609

>>1497597
That's just a carpet

No. 1497633

>>1497570
It's because of things like that I'm scared of asking him anything.

No. 1497636

>>1497570
Is that what that thread is, like a magic eight ball? Where do the anons get the answers from?

No. 1497639

>>1497534
What the fuck, objectophilia is a trend now? Examples?

No. 1497642

>>1497636
The answer corresponds to the last digit in your post number.

No. 1497644

>>1497642
Oh okay I get it, I just went there and looked at the thread pic. I can't make out that last digit though, where it says next to it "yes at a great price."

No. 1497649

>>1497644
Ironically like in your post, 44, you get the same number twice or three times.

No. 1497653

>>1497649
Oh shit weird coincidence lol, thanks I'm gonna try it at some point

No. 1497660

>>1497653
Sanic is omnipresent and omniscient, never forget that

No. 1497667

>>1497660
I am now a believer, I will always worship at the totem of Sanic.

No. 1497700

>>1497660
He consistently tells me to just jerk off instead. And he's right

No. 1497723

File: 1676216019693.jpeg (119.05 KB, 720x803, A9F153FF-1CA7-4622-A8E7-38BCDF…)


No. 1497772

>>1497660
One more question and sorry for being annoying but, what does the Sanic answer "I'll see you soon" supposed to mean?

No. 1497784

File: 1676219220325.png (298.23 KB, 1440x2087, Screenshot_20230212-082237~2.p…)

>>1497639
posts like this in the past probably would have had maybe 50 notes max, and that's pushing it. now they have hundreds. I think there are genuinely other women posting in these tags that have the same weirdo brain autism I have, but I feel like a good chunk are going with it because they're the same kind of people that get into otherkin/gender shit.

No. 1497796

What the fuck is going on in the finnish thread?

No. 1497803

>>1497492
That era is burned so vividly into my mind. Thank you for letting me relive childhood memories.

No. 1497808

>>1497796
Either newfags who don't understand board culture (apparently the thread was linked elsewhere) or a sick fuck moid attention seeking. Possibly both.

No. 1497811


No. 1497812

File: 1676220739973.jpeg (1012.59 KB, 1170x1571, 74B2949E-1943-4982-9E70-32E85E…)

can there be a plastic surgery flops thread? I can’t believe there are people who do this to their face…even if it eventually goes down that can’t possibly be good for the body or not cause long term complications

No. 1497820

>>1497493
i was randomly thinking about him today and i still don't understand why so many people were in love with him and conversely hated him so much. like i cannot for the life of me figure out what he said that was so unique other than cherrypicking jungian terms like "archetypes" and being le based depressed professor man. 2016-2018 was such a weird time in pop culture…

No. 1497825

>>1497812
When I was younger I half wanted to get something like that done. I inherited genes to where I can be skinny as.. and still have a fat looking profile in the neck and cheeks. My cheeks settled down in my 30s. Glad I never touched them. I'm just accepting muh chin genes.

No. 1497830

>>1497796
From what I gather the link to the finn thread got posted on Yodel, a Finnish equivalent of reddit and bunch of 15 year olds started to invade with there retard humour and emojis along with posting about an old creep that creeped on younger girls and more. Finnonnies told them to go the the police about it and leave but the retared 15 year olds started to post the gore and etc because the finnonnies didn't want be their personal army against the creep. Also CC, KF and the farms have been linked to Yodel which may explain why there have been an increase of moids and underaged posters. They seemed to like following Shanya

>>1497812
Check this thread out >>>/ot/1277294

No. 1497831


No. 1497833

My far leftist family's obsession with news is insane. My brother goes on the treadmill for 10 minutes a day and he has to take his phone with him because he can't go any waking moment without listening to whatever faggot breadtuber talk about some shit no one cares about(without headphones of course).

No. 1497836

>>1497492
I love claymation, I love how kooky and weird shit used to be, everything feels so sterilized and boring now.

No. 1497837

>>1497833
if there at that point I don't think they can easily become normies unless they actively want too, what you can do is try to nudge them on actual good left wing activism, try to recommended actual socialist instead of breadtube faggots
Yugopink
Hakkim
Infared
Luna Oi
Socialist Paul

No. 1497846

You know a game left a deep impression on you when you learn there is a sequel getting released soon and you start crying the moment you hear the music in the trailer

No. 1497849

>>1497723
this moid is a tranny-chasing coomer, keep him off our boards
if anything, make a finsta and bully him. it's what he deserves
fucking worst of all youtube coomers I expected better of you nonas
him and charlie get the fucking wall

No. 1497860

File: 1676223332064.jpg (70.87 KB, 736x911, 1645407723882.jpg)

>>1497846
looks cute, I hope you enjoy it nonna

No. 1497865

File: 1676224047178.jpg (23.91 KB, 461x282, Dt75VxCVsAEMLbq.jpg)

>>1497860
I hope so too! The first game, Rakuen, is so incredibly well-written and the music still leave me absolutely SOBBING. I'm not one to get emotional because of games, but this small little one? It made me aaw, it made me laugh, it left me heartbroken, and it also left me with it's message of hope and helping others. I really, really recommend it!

No. 1497872

File: 1676224536183.jpg (448.37 KB, 1004x665, main-copy_1.jpg)

I just got a new passport photo taken and holy shit its awful. I should have asked for the photographer to take another one but being photographed by a complete stranger just feels so awkward I wanted to get out of there as soon as possible. Or maybe I really do just look that unfortunate at all times, who knows.

No. 1497873

>>1497865
without spoiling it, what's it about it ?(it gives more serious undertale vibes)

No. 1497875

this one youtuber that makes videos on ingrown toenails removal did a face reveal and he's actually pretty cute kek, but like is that really necessary? you should just be showing feet in your videos not your face i don't want to see your face

No. 1497880

>>1497873
Well, funnily enough it is made by the same woman that made the music to Undertale, so there is no surprise there is some vibes. But it is about a boy in a hospital going back and forth between a fantasy world called Rakuen together with his mom while helping other patients. Like finding marbles for this girl that collects them and calls them small planets, and every time you find and give her one she tells you a story about this new "planet" and she is so adorable you get legit exited whenever you find a new marble to give her!

No. 1497882

>>1497872
I have never had one single good passport (or even ID) photo, none. I think their cameras are fucked.

No. 1497883

>>1497865
>>1497846
I loved Rakuen, cried about this the other day. Laura Shigihara is a treasure.

No. 1497884

>>1497849
I see, sorry nonny, I just don't watch YouTube videos or recognize people's internet identities unless they're really egregious like the tampax tranny and such. So I really didn't know who that was until you pointed it out and I will honestly take the information that you're giving to me as absolute true because you're here in lolcow. I will forget about this moid again though.

No. 1497921

File: 1676228844992.png (1.3 MB, 856x1234, American Ainu.png)

Thoughts on a racefakers thread?(it might only be interesting enough for /ot/ and could be moved over to /snow/ once we find some real cows)
I got interested in the idea after I was looking up ashitaka from princess Mononoke on tumblr and came across this blog by a self described "American Ainu" who mainly talked about emishi/Ainu culture and posted about other indigenous rights issues, when I saw pictures of her she looked very pale and white IRL but I didn't think much of it because she claimed she was mixed and I knew Ainus looked very Caucasian until I dug further and discovered that wasn't the case either, literally no one in her family identifies as Ainu and the only conformation she had was her grandmother who said she might had ainu ancestry because she is from Hokkido, so she is only 1/4th Japanese and mostly white but considers herself an expert of "ainu culture" and "indigenous rights"

No. 1497927

This is incredibly dumbass but sometimes I wish we had reacts or upvotes on here, like sometimes I just want to know if nonnas think my posts are funny even if it doesn’t warrant a response

No. 1497931

>>1497927
It would throw off the entire vibe of being an image board but I get curious sometimes too.

No. 1497933

>>1497927
Our local img board got that and it feels like reddit now

No. 1497941

>>1497927
I don't want pull

No. 1497944

>>1497927
Thumbs down

No. 1497949

>>1497927
Abandonment of the ego is what makes anonymous image board users so powerful. You just need to make several hundred more posts and then you will understand.

No. 1497950

>>1497927
>>1497941
This. I was an avid PULL user until I realized I was adapting my opinions to what would get me upvotes because I told myself that it meant people listened to what I had to say, it was when I realized that I was allowing myself to suppress my actual thoughts I migrated to lolcow where I can actually say what I think and feel and get called a retard for it by a stranger without any one of us getting downvoted.

No. 1497955

Almost 20 years of the puppy bowl now. Whoa

No. 1497961

>>1497955
Crazy and fucked up that those puppys have been at it for that long.

No. 1497977

I love coach shy guy. And I also love the Pokémon mystery dungeon announcer.

No. 1497983

>>1497977
Samefag, the rest is dogshit, but that's just how the internet works.

No. 1498003

I have oxtails in my freezer. Hmmm…

No. 1498007

>>1497927
Zoomer are like little crack babies addicted to online validation straight out the womb, the first shapes and numbers you learn are the youtube likes and dislikes lol

No. 1498009

>>1498003
That sounds so good! I have been craving that or ox tongue.

No. 1498018

I've been wondering why I keep finding leca pellets in my bed… apparently my cat carries them into bed when it's messy, drops one between the folds and just goes bananas playing with it as it bounces around.

No. 1498025

File: 1676236864347.jpg (105.91 KB, 600x401, 4574747474.jpg)

Guess the country (1/7)

No. 1498026

File: 1676236898215.jpg (108.58 KB, 600x363, 564645646456.jpg)

(2/7)

No. 1498027

>>1498026
New Guinea? They have those birds there don't they

No. 1498029

File: 1676236996193.jpg (158.46 KB, 600x397, 574574754.jpg)

(3/7)

No. 1498030

File: 1676237047897.jpg (73.79 KB, 600x398, fggererye5.jpg)

(4/7)
>>1498027
Not New Guinea

No. 1498031

File: 1676237110011.jpg (123.49 KB, 600x401, 467444745747457.jpg)

(5/7)

No. 1498033

>>1498029
Hmm..I feel like it's one of those European countries like Iceland or Finland or Norwegia or Dutch or something.

No. 1498035

File: 1676237212723.jpg (75.65 KB, 600x450, 456464544.jpg)

(6/7)

No. 1498037

>>1498030
ay thats a picture of an icelandic beach innit?

No. 1498038

File: 1676237342489.jpg (155.5 KB, 600x337, 54745747457.jpg)

(7/7)
>>1498033
>Iceland or Finland or Norwegia
One of the three
>>1498037
Correct!

No. 1498039

>>1498025
Greenland
>>1498026
Madagascar
>>1498029
Norway
>>1498030
Iceland
>>1498031
Switzerland
>>1498035
Greece
>>1498038
Canada

did i get any of them kek

No. 1498041

>>1498039
Oh wait, were all the pictures from different countries? Kek I thought we were supposed to be guessing one country.

No. 1498042

>>1498039
You got Greenland and Iceland. Sadly everything else is incorrect.

No. 1498045

>>1498041
Should have worded it better but yeah each pic is a different country. Greenland and Iceland has been correctly guessed only five left to guess. Admittedly pic nr. 2 is much harder to guess

No. 1498046

I'm definitely going to have arthritis in the next 10-15 years. If not sooner than that!

No. 1498047

>>1498029
Finland
>>1498035
Denmark
>>1498031
Sweden

No. 1498050

>>1498047
You got Finland and Denmark! Pic nr. 5 is not Sweden
Greenland nr. 1, Finland nr. 3, Iceland nr. 4 and Denmark nr. 6

No. 1498061

>>1497490
Embrace the bush, babygirl.

No. 1498067

>>1497927
Downvoting your post. One of the reasons I love imageboards so much is that there's no like/react feature. You don't get the fake dopamine from seeing a post get positive reactions, you don't have the hivemind reddit has where a certain type of post gets upvotes therefore more people make posts like that which makes an echo chamber of people regurgitating the same posts over and over. I like that everyone on lolcow is on even footing to share their own opinion without factoring in 'will this give me upvotes/likes/?'

No. 1498073

>>1498067
A lot of the time when I post in threads like this one, I'm not posting for any particular reason other than to potentially see if someone will like what I posted and respond. People aren't obligated to interact with what I post. If people like what I post, they'll respond to me, and if they hate my post, then they'll also respond to me. That's the beauty of imageboards.

No. 1498078

>>1498026
Faroe Islands
>>1498031
Norway

No. 1498083

>>1497927
hell no not on my lolcor

No. 1498086

>>1498061
Wow, this unironically convinced me to let my hair grow more than any post about pubic hair I've ever seen on lolcow. I'm still keeping it short though.

No. 1498101

File: 1676241696843.gif (640.09 KB, 498x448, 1675530060709.gif)

>>1498078
Correct!
Greenland nr. 1, Faroe Island nr. 2, Finland nr. 3, Iceland nr. 4, Norway nr.5 and Denmark nr. 6
>>1498038
Last pic is…Sweden!
Thank you everyone for playing!

No. 1498116

>>1497921
i think itd be an interesting thread. ive seen a few cows claiming to be 'indigenous' (various cultures) and they're just your average white bread north american larper. also i might be retarded but don't the ainu have their own language, surely she should be using that instead of the standard japanese she put in her caption kek

No. 1498121

File: 1676243456283.png (19.7 KB, 491x259, nerdforge.png)

Nerdforge posted a short from one of her videos where she takes off the covers from the Harry Potter books and makes new fancy ones. The video description and the timing (her last short was posted in November, now after three months she posts a new short from a Harry Potter themed video that came out 9 months ago) makes me think that it might be a sneaky dig at the controversy. Or maybe she just doesn't know/care and it's a coincidence. Either way it's kinda funny and I hope she won't get hate for it. The comments are mostly positive so far at least

No. 1498123

>>1498121
This is really turning into Attack of the Troons: Normies Strikes Back

No. 1498126

File: 1676244344871.jpg (35.31 KB, 640x480, Dejiko.jpg)

Really fucking autistic but I had a Dejiko hat when I was a kid and it got stolen by a friend of a friend. I miss it.

No. 1498128

>>1498126
digi carat was a lot of fun! i hope that the person who stole it stubs their toe hard.

No. 1498132

>>1497921
>1/4 Japanese
People like this are annoying to no end. I wish they were called out more, especially by actual indigenous Japanese people. it's the whole 1/40th Cherokee all over.

No. 1498133

>>1497927
Go back to twitter

No. 1498135

File: 1676244933225.jpeg (591.91 KB, 1412x1972, B4409924-9BDC-428D-9E31-67F681…)

>>1498126
Fuck that friend of your friend, Dejiko's hat is adorable and you didn't deserve getting such a cute hat stolen from you. I hope you can find one so you can fill the dejiko hat shaped hole that that asshole left in your heart.
I've always wanted to have Puchiko's hat.

No. 1498136

Can't wait to hear Rihanna mamasay mamasah mamacoosah tonight

No. 1498137

>>1497772
It means Sanic will visit you.
>>1497927
We already have that. Kek is an "updoodle" and retard is a "downdoodlydoo", retard.

No. 1498150

Finding a bra my size in a brick and mortar store is like finding a unicorn.

No. 1498155

I ordered an iced mocha despite it still being way too cold for one yet just because I desperately miss summer. I want to hang out on the patio drinking chilled drinks and talk shit with my friends while wearing shorts and dresses instead of layers upon layers

No. 1498181

>>1498155
That sounds so relaxing nonny! I wish I had friends I could do that with. But not pickmes that only talk about their love life/boyfriends and husbands.

No. 1498187

File: 1676247661538.jpg (44.84 KB, 313x454, 06ec915b49c38d3aef05f25607490e…)

Me but as a male

No. 1498193

>>1498187
are you single ?

No. 1498196

File: 1676248113347.png (76.87 KB, 340x234, 1645335677916.png)

ME BUT AS A MALE

No. 1498198

File: 1676248264320.jpg (57.98 KB, 900x900, unnamed.jpg)

Me but as a male

No. 1498199

>>1497933
wtf is a local image board ? Like a Facebook group for your city but where you can send death threats to your mayor ?

No. 1498201


No. 1498205

>>1497933
>>1498199
who would you even find out about it ? Is is linked to your new house's keys when you move in ? What's the point ? I'm sure admin will dox and revoke the anonymity of anyone who would go against current politics

No. 1498206

File: 1676248812921.png (30.84 KB, 256x256, 057A6815-927F-48D7-8A08-4F10DF…)

Me but as a Pokémon.

No. 1498207

>>1497933
why the f would you downvote someone on your local imageboard ? Did they diss your favorite bench at the park ? Did they say your dog bark too much (actually a local image board would be great to post pics of unhinged dogs in your city)

No. 1498208

>>1498061
NTA but I hate the hair clumps it gets when I'm on my period, so it's easier to just shave it off.

No. 1498209

>>1497933
or is it local in the kpop stan account way ? But local are like normies, why would normies visit a image board ?
Nonny, your story makes 0 sense, i feel like you lied to me

No. 1498210

File: 1676249069259.jpg (14.32 KB, 320x320, numemon.jpg)

Me but as a digimon

No. 1498211

>>1498208
the what

No. 1498212

>>1498211
hair clumps

No. 1498213

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I JUST WANT A FUCKING CUTE but professional/elegant sweater THAT'S COMFORTABLE AND WON'T MAKE ME LOOK TOO FRUMPY IS THAT ASKING FOR TOO MUCH?? WHY SELL A CUTE SWEATER THAT MATCHES A BUNCH OF SHIT IN NEUTRAL COLORS IF YOU WILL MAKE IT HAVE AN OPEN BACK?! WHAT'S THE POINT? WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT?!

No. 1498215


No. 1498218

>>1498215
Nta but if you have long pubic hair the blood can dry in it and make it clump.

No. 1498220

>>1498218
That's never happened to me. I guess I can understand it getting crusty?

No. 1498221

>>1498208
just take a shower. wtf

No. 1498222

>>1498220
anon sounds like she's nasty af. There's no reason to shave your pubic hair. Just keep it trim and groomed.

No. 1498229

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I've been watching some men throw around a ball and give themselves CTE for a few minutes, this is so boring please just get Rihanna on so I can turn this shit off
Picrel is my situation right now, except the cat is football and the computer is Rihanna.

No. 1498233

>>1497534
A few years ago I remember reading this tumblr webcomic about an ftm whose computer wanted a relationship with her, iirc the feeling was mutual but the owner didn't know her computer was sentient. The artist had lots of objectophilia posts, I've been trying to find her for years, she deleted her account halfway through the comic. Was really looking forwards to the rest.

No. 1498234

>>1498222
>>1498220

Don’t trim it
It feels like a cactus is in your pants 24/7

No. 1498235

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>>1498229
Samefag, I just found out that this is the alleged setlist. I'm pissed.

No. 1498237

>>1498234
One time I shaved in between my cheeks and the hair grew back so fucking prickly and uncomfortable. I've been scared to remove any of my ass hair since, I still have my vag though.

No. 1498240

>>1498234
what? trimming doesn't make your pubes prickly

No. 1498247

>>1498242
Kekk same

No. 1498251

>>1498137
>It means Sanic will visit you.
Aww man, I'm home alone today Sanic please be nice and don't scare me, I just wanna make noodles and clean

No. 1498269

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>>1498206
A guy once said I reminded him of Gloom and never elaborated.

No. 1498271

>>1498269
do you often drool when you are around him?

No. 1498272

>>1498269
He probably meant your gloomy and negative lol

No. 1498275

>>1498272
Nta, but do you know why my best friend says that Gulpin reminds her of me? I need to know.

No. 1498276

>>1498275
I audibly laughed at that nona, I don't know do you eat a lot of food in one go? Or take big bites? Or suck a lot of dick?

No. 1498279

>>1498275
that's because you stink nonny

No. 1498285

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>>1498276
>Or suck a lot of dick?
What
>>1498279
No way, everyone tends to tell me that I smell nice because I shower daily and wear nice perfumes.

No. 1498288

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>>1498285
He looks like he sucks a lot of dick, maybe your friend was trying to hint at something lol

No. 1498291

>>1498288
Anon… no.

No. 1498299

>>1498220
nta but it happens to me all the time, discharge gets stuck in there too. i don't have to shave all of it off tho, just trimming the ends is enough. washing it is the solution too obviously but after a while blood or discharge gets in it again and it's such a pain to keep wiping it out constantly so trimming is easier

No. 1498307

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No. 1498310

>>1498307
Dishorsepiha

No. 1498329

I'm crocheting a project entirely out of a more difficult and slower stitch and it's seriously making me want to slit my wrists. I'm done with this shit. I just want pretzel bites and cheese and a warm blanket.

No. 1498346

Trader Joes Frozen sweet corn is so fucking good. So flavorful. That shit has crack in it.

No. 1498363

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Can the twitblr babies please go back to twitblr thank you

No. 1498365

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>>1498363
Girl who was reporting everyone for transphobia by the way

No. 1498376

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>>1495872
I'm permanently stuck in farmcow Hell, so I barely browse these days but here I am

No. 1498379

>>1498376
admin(s) (or i think shaymin?) fixed the regular link tho. it's still not working for you?

No. 1498383

>>1498240
scissor snips give hair sharp edges, nonny

No. 1498391

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>>1498389
this reads like a fetish post

No. 1498393

>>1498389
Fuck him in the ass and get back to me on how he felt about it

No. 1498397

I'm sorry for offending my nonnie with my men simple post. Omg

No. 1498398

>>1498393
If he agrees to it without a hesitation then that mean's he's a potentially gonna troon out

No. 1498399

>>1498397
Nonnies* sorry I'm tripping lmao

No. 1498401

>>1498379
Still doesn't work. I have a dynamic IP, so I bet I blundered into one that was banned before and I will pay for their sins for eternity. I can browse normally with incognito tabs, but it's a hassle.

No. 1498402

>>1498397
I just think most of us are a bit of wary of the whole "divine feminine/pussy power" stuff, mostly because it often reverts to libfem sex positive and poly cringe

No. 1498406

>>1498402
My spergy ass thought it was somewhat funny but it was just cringe and I see that now. Deleted to not offend anymore nonnies eyes. Can't believe I did that. Lol. Whoops.

No. 1498407

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>>1498401
you can email the admins and sincerely apologize of any wrong doing(what do you have to lose) or just go to an online cafe and more drastically change your internet service

No. 1498415

>>1498407
Improved post.

No. 1498425

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>>1495872
guess that makes me 33, the living Islamic and religious encyclopedia who hates all religion and the renewer of the Khokhar Jatts

No. 1498430

>>1495872
34, object fucker

No. 1498436

>>1498430
are you the plane fucker anon as well?

No. 1498462

One of those lolcow moments that stick out to me that not many anons probably remember is when an anon got banned for posting something in /g/, and then responded to a farmhand with something to the effect of "We've been posting this for years, retarded newfag". It was just funny seeing a farmhand get called a newfag lmao

No. 1498463

>>1498365
>>1498363
What are these from?

No. 1498475

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>>1498425
35 and paki chan stop fucking trying to doxx yourself

No. 1498503

>>1498475
how though there are like 5 million Khokhars in the world and that's my tribe not my last name

No. 1498506

I know this is conceited but when I type up a really well researched opinion on something (like on here or on 4chan) I'll save it in a word doc so I can reference it later. Like years later someone will bring up something and I already have a full spergout with multiple receipts in my back pocket

No. 1498507

>>1498503
stop announcing yourself every damn time you post, dumbass

No. 1498519

>>1498506
I don't think that's conceited. If you've taken the time to research something and made a well thought out post, why not save it? I have saved a lot of the things I have posted over the years (but not stuff like this lol), as well as other people's. It can come in handy later and fuck it; sometimes it's just fun to read back what you have posted online.

No. 1498523

>>1495872
36, I'm not a regular here though I open the thread every few weeks or so and hang here until one of you pisses me off or hurts my feelings then I dip for a little while before inevitably slinking back lol

No. 1498528

>>1495872
37 and i'm horrified to read i'm one of the few daily poster

No. 1498535

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No. 1498559

Anons complaining about this site being dead and being ~the only ones~ posting are completely oblivious to threads they don't post in. Site isn't dead. Venture outside your comfort zones.

No. 1498560

>>1498559
I constantly refresh the off-topic boards and the majority of recent posts are from hours ago.

No. 1498561

>>1498560
That's not being dead lol are you new to the internet or something?

No. 1498562

>>1498560
samefag i mean like with the catalog and page index open and everything, it takes forever to see new replies even after jumping on random pages and threads

No. 1498563

>>1498561
kek no but it was definitely faster on lc a few years ago. idk how you don't notice the difference

No. 1498567

>>1495872
39 and I'm not a daily poster but I do browse lc extensively at least every other day and post several times a week.
The site definitely isn't dead but has seen more active days, it used to be that several /ot/ threads almost felt like a chatbox with how quickly replies would come in and topics would change. Still happens sometimes but not as often I feel.

No. 1498575

>>1498563
Eh, it really depends on the day and time. Right now, this exact time, it's always been dead. The downtimes and extremely retarded loading for images and such has also ran off a lot of posters but I view this as a good thing because it acted like a hell week kek a few hours between postings in threads ins't a bad thing if it means no extreme spergs like we were getting.

No. 1498578

>>1498575
samefag
*load times in regard to the recent handoff

No. 1498582

>>1498575
i dunno, i'm always here at all hours and even during other times it feels the same

No. 1498583

>>1498578
I'm samefagging again kek: site also seems dead because threads completely disappear sometimes or don't show the most recent posts on main, catalog, or index. I just tried it and it's like four posts behind for this thread alone.

No. 1498606

>>1498559
They probably just mean deader than it used to be, 40 people is not that much lol

No. 1498608

>>1498567
>it used to be that several /ot/ threads almost felt like a chatbox with how quickly replies would come in and topics would change. Still happens sometimes but not as often I feel.
Agreed completely

No. 1498610

>>1498559
So true, broaden your horizon and bump threads unapologetically newfags!
But I do feel like site was more active at the peak of MH/GC era. Maybe not necessarily bc there were significantly more posters, those were just topics that get a lot of engagement.
Trannys threads are still top bussin threads in /snow/

No. 1498617

every so often i get the feeling a middle aged person is posting in the celebricows thread. nothing wrong with that but i mean it is striking

No. 1498618

>>1498610
>unapologetically
>newfags!
>bussin
This has "how do you do, fellow nonnies?" vibes

No. 1498619

>>1498617
Oh no is it me? I'm in there now, which comment is it?

No. 1498624

>>1498610
I bump threads all the time and it doesn't really change anything.
>>1498617
I know what you mean, it's the one who yells in all caps and uses weird and/or outdated reaction pics. They started showing up late last year.

No. 1498626

>>1498624
>it's the one who yells in all caps and uses weird and/or outdated reaction pics.
Oh good it's not me

No. 1498632

>>1498619
And this is why anons call the site dead

No. 1498637

>>1498618
Hey fuck you using several year old slangs actually proves my oldfag status

No. 1498644

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No. 1498647

>>1498637
Bussin is definitely not oldfag slang lol

No. 1498652

>>1498647
At least pre covid

No. 1498656

>>1495872
>>1498559
41
i've been here for years but hardly post anymore because this site and everything on it takes forever to load now, idk wtf happened

No. 1498657

>>1498652
What really? Bussin was said regularly on lc? I stand corrected then

No. 1498666

>>1498657
No it absolutely has not ever been used regularly here kek

No. 1498681

Sour sweets are a mindfuck. I can't tell if I love or hate them but I eat them so I must like them. But I def hate them too.

No. 1498697

>>1498666
Lol I didn't think so but I didn't want to argue she seemed genuinely mad about it

No. 1498717

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>>1495872
42
been here for 5 or 6 years but not a frequenter, I think I checked /pt once or twice kek and very rarely post in /snow. I mostly post in /ot (recently as well) and often check /m but rarely post there.

No. 1498720

>>1498717
samefag
I've only just seen it's supposed to be /snow/, /m/, etc. (just didn't pay attention earlier) kek that's why I feel like an eternal newfag here or a grandma and don't contribute that much

No. 1498723

>>1498624
Boomers want to gossip too, it’s ok if Cher posts here. lol

No. 1498724

>>1498683
I haven’t kept up on the site/admin drama since mid January. What’s happened with the new Cerberusmin team?

No. 1498728

Sometimes I debate making a furry or furry husbando thread on /m/ but I do not wish to open the Pandora's Box that would cause

No. 1498743

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>>1495872
43, been posting a lot itt

No. 1498796

I accidentally locked my kitten in the living room and poor kitty was stuck for 4 hours. She pooped, but pushed a sock over it and a napkin… guess she was trying to hide it. There was also a rubber band in the mix and I hope she didnt poop that out too kek
You tried, its ok!!!

No. 1498814

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>>1498624
yeah and the spacing. i thought it was a twitterfag initially but the punctuation and the manner of speech in general is so old school, picrel outdated gif in her honor
i wonder if it's the same anon that kept constantly posting that co-signed image

No. 1498821

>>1498796
Aww, what a good kitty
I'm currently looking after my sister's cat, and she doesn't poop into a box for some reason, only onto the floor in the bathroom or hallway. It always cracks me up how she tries to bury it in the invisible kitty litter

No. 1498842

Holy shit, I feel like every thread Im interested in on Kiwifarms has the same "beloved" user constantly derailing. But it's okay because he's "trolling" and it's supposedly funny. I do not care about what you think of women's sports in Keffals thread.

No. 1498847

I finished Disco Elyusium and I fucking LOVED IT. I shed a tear. I do hate the killing being some fucking random old man who hates everything, but at the same time it makes sense. Also, is it true that the girl from that thread in snow played The Disco Dancer?? I kept thinking it lol, I read it somewhere, I think here?
And I didn't get to do the Chruch mission because I was locked out of a white check
Question, should I do a second run? I started it last night, I want to play a Intelligent no bullshit cop.
I also hate the idea of, "Special girl everyone is sooooo into trope, I hate that kind of shit. I also hate how badly it seemed the game wanted me to flirt with that skinny scrote lol. I don't know maybe it's just me

No. 1498849

>>1497836
same, I fucking love claymation and I also miss the animation styles of the 90s. Everything looked kind of gritty and wacky and hand-drawn, I miss it

No. 1498855

I'm bored today. Downloaded some bullshit spirit communication app that basically flashes random words on the screen and pretends its picking up on some shit. Ngl tho.. I sat here with one very specific word in my head and it came up in no time. Fuck you app.. I wanted you to fail my lil test

No. 1498865

>>1497849
Yeah I think he's attracted to Keffals kek. At least three times he'd liked his tweets and some tweet that was like
>just because you are friendly with a transwoman doesn't mean you are into her and it's okay if you are
Or something like that. I may be all the way off but it gave me chaser vibes. He's a coomer for sure. I'm sure if I go through his likes I'll find him liking troon pictures. BRB about to do so

No. 1498876

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>>1498865
>he liked a kiwi-sunset nude
>follows aella girl
>Literally following a troon with a dick porn account
Justin whang is a chaser confirmed confirmed

No. 1498882

>>1498842
there's so so many kiwifarm regulars who really irritate me too.

No. 1498897

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Me as a male

No. 1498903

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>>1498876
Even more confirmation; Lilith Lovett, Sophia Narwitz, and Christina Tasty are troons.

No. 1498905

>>1498903
>>1498876
watched a couple of his videos and honestly not surprised, he always game me some coomer vibes though I never expected he'd be into troons specifically

No. 1498913

>>1498905
It's hit me recently how chronically online he is, especially at his age of 38. He'll be a single man until death. Not even sure if this guy's gotten laid by a man or woman. There's a theory that maybe 50% of guys in the world will never have sex and I think he falls into this category given how dedicated he is to being online and not really doing much else besides being into things you'd only like if you were so online. Has he been meme'd into being attracted to troons because they're so outwardly sexual? Has he been meme'd into liking degenerate kiwi-sunset shit because she's known for being "edgy and hot" so he might as well participate in that too? I honestly don't know. Are there any instances of him hanging out with people IRL long term?

No. 1498929

>>1498913
He's in a shitty band and he has fans, there's always someone who goes for band scrotes

No. 1498934

>>1498929
I think he's handsome and he's managed not to be fat, but he's a coomer. Any dude following "Mommy BIg Dick" is a bisexual and/or gay mega coomer kek. There's no mistake he wants to be dicked down and all his lowkey troon defending and "like" for keffals points to him liking troons.

No. 1498950

>>1498929
True, but how is he with actually having relationships in general? He can be in a band all he wants, but I can see him to be the type to have someone be outwardly into him and him not knowing what to do, so he'll immediately friendzone. >>1498934
Likely wants to be docked down, but has never been so he falls into this exaggerated fantasy that will never come true. Actual porn mind. Scrotes who are so confident of what they're into because of what they see in porn without actually experiencing any sexual relationships in real life. It's like being fed a lie you could totally be a professional skater like Tony Hawk and do all the cool tricks if you just simply buy a skateboard and practice for a week.

No. 1499047

>>1498876
I thought that had been confirmed months ago.

No. 1499057

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Friendship ended with real people, now Therapist AIbot is my best friend

No. 1499058

>>1499047
not this blatant, I hope this got to the Kiwifarms scrotes, they really disliked when he was sucking Keffals peen.

No. 1499059

>>1497534
>>1497784
autismo aside, i get it, even literal objects > moids

No. 1499061

I just scavenged up the last of my nail glue to put on press-ons because I've been biting the fuck out of my nails and demolishing the skin around it

No. 1499062

Goddd I just want to have the messiest drunk fuck tonight but I have to wait for the weekend because my boyfriend has a large workload this week

No. 1499092

one time I was ringing a lady up at my workplace (USA). She was probably like 21, I noticed right away she was pretty surly and didn't respond to my friendly cashier routine so I stopped. I told her what her total was and she just put some change on the counter and said, "I don't know." I said "…oh okay" and counted it out myself. Then I noticed her sweater said Lunds universitet. She wasn't retarded she was just a swede.

No. 1499099

>>1499092
So is it true that people from some European countries are just kind of cold and antisocial? I thought it was just a bad stereotype. Even though I have social anxiety, I'm southern so it's hard for me to imagine.

No. 1499127

>>1499099
I'm finnish but we just say the bare necessitiesto cashiers, like thank you and if you have a club card or whatever to the store and don't expect them to act like they're over the moon working the register. no fake smiley shit?

No. 1499136

why the fuck is this nobody en vtuber in a yakuza game

No. 1499140

>>1499092
if i lived in america or asian countries with customer service i would just be an agoraphobic hermit that never goes out. like i know you're not loving whatever interaction you're initiating and neither do you care personally i hate it so let's just cut it out. but it's part of the job and an expectation so i'm not blaming employees. it's so messed up it makes me feel like i'm having to take part in some jester activity, no offense, but in the sense that it's humiliating for both parties. i'm likely just neurotic though i just really hate that, freaks me out as a customer and i could never do it if i were employed. keeping it quick and simple is the most comfortable and honest way

No. 1499152

I don't pick my nose at all so sometimes I'll just wake up one day with like 3 big ass boogers in my nose. Weird stuff.

No. 1499158

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Tomorrow it's happening. I baked a little cake and wrote a love poem for the moid I'm into. This has to be my most down bad moment so far but I'm having fun.

No. 1499160

>>1499158
i forget tommorrow is valetines day, i'm lonely

No. 1499162

My patience with everything and everyone has grown so thin last few months, I think this brain rotted clown world broke me and I’m gonna turn into one of those intense types of “Karen”s the moment I can’t internalise it anymore. The transformation is soon going to be complete.

No. 1499164

>>1498847
i'm glad you enjoyed the game nonna! i've been planning to get Disco Elysium next once i'm done with my current game.

>>1498855
what app is that nonna?

No. 1499171

>>1499158
I don't have a partner, but I am working on a plush to exchange gifts with a friend. I'm very excited!

No. 1499179

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the moid I've been thinking about day and night for the past 7 months blocked me I'm finally FREEEEE ciao nonnies

No. 1499180

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name of this haircut?

No. 1499189

>>1499180
Idk but when you grow out a buzzcut it looks a lot like this. If you show the pic to a good hairdresser (not a jealous catty faggot) she willl probably be able to copy it. It’s very easy to do, even my dad did something very similar to me previously

No. 1499220

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>>1499180
My hair pretty much looks like this a few weeks after I use the longest setting on a clippers. I call it the monchicci stage.

No. 1499229

>>1499179
kek anon what did you do to make him block you

No. 1499232

>"OH i really like this unique style but I think i'll look silly in it"
>helpful nona who means no harm reading your post and googling in her clean room that smells like Peaches
>Helpful Harmless Nona- "Nona no, this style can look so cute here look at these women in this style!"
>Posts pictures of beautiful ass models draped in the style but everything looks perfect because they are pretty, thin well put togeather or are perfectly styled
>meanwhile I'm a ugly fat ass who'd look a sloppy mess in a baggy tshirt, 20 beaded necklaces and baggy mom jeans and sandels. I'm fucking ugly Nona.
Ever feel this way?

No. 1499235

>>1499232
No but it must be tough.

No. 1499248

I have a pizza on the way, I'm about to make a little cookie dough so I can have a cookie with my pizza.

No. 1499254

my stomach hurts and im in bed with indigestion but damn if im not craving spinach banchan rn (the one with soy sauce and sesame oil i forgot the name but its so good)

No. 1499258

>>1499232
That would still be ugly ass shit even on a skinny pretty woman

No. 1499266

>>1499232
I feel this way now that I gained weight. I simply can't get away with wearing whatever I want and looking like "a model off-duty!" anymore. I look up suggestions here and on Reddit for how to style clothes on a bigger body in a flattering way, and the responses are always the same:
>Just have confidence, your smile will make it work!
>Wear whatever you want, don't worry about what other people think, and just rock it!
Pffft. Gimme a fucking break.

I'll say this, nona, if you truly feel that you're unattractive, the best thing you can do is become skinny if you're not already. A 'meh' or even ugly face is suddenly "unconventionally attractive!", if it's thin and on a skinny body. Clothes look stylish, as long as it's on a skinny body. You can dress like a complete mismatched weirdo, and suddenly it's 'ironic/campy'. Dress like a grandma, and it's no longer frumpy; it's 'sweet and cottagecore'. Good luck nona

No. 1499275

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I some years ago i saw some kanye fans who tried to cancel taylor swift because they genuinely thought she was a nazi. i'll wonder what they are doing right now

No. 1499276

>>1499254
update, im coping by eating these cucumber pickle things i had in the fridge and drinking some apple mint tea that's meant to help with digestion. life is good.

No. 1499278

>>1499276
>cucumber pickle things
…Pickles?

No. 1499280

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>>1499278
aw man i knew i was gonna regret that phrasing. its more like picrel, the cucumbers are sliced really small. not too bad for a snack but i wouldve preferred the spinach banchan….

No. 1499286

>>1499280
Kek it's ok anon I was just teasing

No. 1499294

>>1499280
dang these sound good. I love pickles and I love soy sauce. Gimme all the salty umami

No. 1499299

How come I can go hours without food, but then when I finally get food and have to wait for it I start feeling famished and eating snacks to "hold me over".

No. 1499310

>>1499294
me too anon, i picked them up on a whim at my local asian market and they had a couple types of pickled vegetables in soy/spicy sauces. i think theyd go well with plain rice and some protein for a lazy meal. if you get a chance to buy some id recommend!

No. 1499349

>>1499152
i haven't had any boogers in years. wonder where they all went.

No. 1499369

had a pb&c had diarea, im on my period and cramping so i assume its period shits/drunkness

No. 1499376

>>1499369
>blaming anything but the pb&c
When will you learn >>1496218

No. 1499380

>>1499376
pb&c hass no bd effexts on my hheatlth, it helps m,e shut the fuck up

No. 1499381

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>>1499369
NONNY HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING? THIS IS WHAT, THE THIRD TIME? ARE YOU JUST GOING TO KEEP EATING YOUR PB&C AND HAVING DIAHRREA UNTIL YOU DIE? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT PB&C IS NOT HUMAN FOOD

No. 1499383

>>1499381
stop hating

No. 1499392

Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyiyoyoyoyiyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyyooyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyyoyoyyouo whaddup nnonnie?

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>>1499383
Never. YOU WILL NOT CALM ME DOWN I WILL HATE PB&C FOREVER

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>>1499412
don't forget the asthma, she should be huffing and puffing

No. 1499417

>>1499414
no. im sick of the slander, i'm sick of the "jokes' that picture I made wasn't meant to mock myself (a pb&c enjoyer) but to say,
>All of you who mock me are just like me
My health mentally and physically is okay. I'm sick of being judged because my unique choice in a simple sandwitch. I know my people,those who enjoy PB&C and I'm at the point where i'm going to mentally shun those who don't. You people seep into the seams of society as if you are better then us. Some like Jelly to compliment peanut butter but we like cheese. We are not bad people, we are not different we are just people of a different taste. A taste that may be too advanced for others. I've realized this. I love what I love and I will not be discredited or uncredited. You eat your sandwitches and we'll eat ours. There's nothing wrong with the PB &C and if you see a issue, my kind lady it's something wrong with YOU.

No. 1499422

>>1499417
alright see ya in the hospital and/or toilet pb&c-diarrhea-asthma-chan

No. 1499423

>>1499417
come to think of it, has anyone tried a pbj+c yet? i bet the sharpness of the jelly would contrast nicely with the savory cheese

No. 1499429

>>1499422
we are healthy, we are strong, you are simply a troll who mocks what she has not tasted. I have diareha because I've been drinking NOT my sandwitch as of which i've been consuming with no disurption for years!
>>1499423
Thats fucking disgusting and abusrd. The texture of jelly and cheese makes me want to puke, Add the smooth taste of peanut butter it's almost disrespectful. Thats not how it works. Maybe Jelly with sausgae and bread. Or jelly with peanut butter. but peanut butter is meant for fucking cheese. I'm getting annoyed aty this piont

No. 1499430

>>1499423
Now you've gone too far, that many combos will make you throw up.
t. experienced combo taste tester

No. 1499435

to change the subject, ahh the crunch of a kit kat dipped inpeantu butter is the sound and taste of the gods. I am living nonas

No. 1499454

HOOLYY… nonnies I just found IRREFUTABLE proof that sillypoo made pearlclutch-chan. Nobody can deny it after this. A collage is in the works with all the proof/. Seriously, there is NO WAY it was not her. You'll see in a few hours…

No. 1499457

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I had to send my son to rehab because she's been "tripping" for like 3 day, and I'm so irritated because there's no storage things in Sims 4. I wanted to stash away the drugs on her inventory just in case the rehab conviscated them.
Also, I feel like I accidentally made Luna in Sims because she got fat from her two pregnancies and is still fat despite doing coke, Adderall, lsd, etc… All the time.

No. 1499478

i have the unfortion of being forced to watch god is not dead. it's so fucking bad

No. 1499479

>>1499454
Oooh I'm excited

No. 1499501

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I accidentally washed and dried my wireless earbuds charger/case. I stopped the drier with 7 minutes left. I was using my earbuds for at least 6 hours. Yet the case still charges…. Guess I'll be using the warranty anyway tomorrow so I don't get shocked

No. 1499503

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how do people fall for this, at least Reddit fake stories were funny

No. 1499507

ugh..i’m a gentleman! i’m generous! i blow a half a million on you hoes! i’m a feminist!!

No. 1499508

>>1499503
Is the joke here supposed to be that it's such a bizarrely specific and sexual revenge fantasy?

No. 1499525

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>>1499454
>>1499479
WHAT THIS MEANS: Top of picrel: comparing similarities to the drawings of sillypoo and pearlclutch-chan. Under that, the sillyperson who drew pearlclutch-chan says 'xx', a common british thing, and as you can see one of sillypoos is british… coincidence? Under that the sillyperson who drew pearlclutch-chan says she is obese… Sillypoo is obese and frequently jokes about it. Besides that, sillypoo posts about known lolcows such as Amberlynn, Nick Fuentes, Venti, Andrew Dobson and Trisha Paytas. AND UNDER THAT… OUR VERY OWN QUEEN PIXYTERI AND JILL HERSELF!
This proof is irrefutable. Nobody can deny it. SILLYPOO DREW PEARLCLUTCH-CHAN!

No. 1499528

>>1499525
kek this even has the style and cadence of a sillypoo video/post

No. 1499530

>>1499525
that's the second confirmed famous person who uses lolcow(first one being creepshow art)

No. 1499539

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>mfw making "transphobic" comments on a HP video and destroying every seething tranny replying to me

No. 1499543

>>1499539
What were your comments?

No. 1499546

>>1499530
Famous? I never heard of em until lolcow

No. 1499555

>>1499546
Me neither. Twitter says they have 1k followers, which isn't that famous either.

No. 1499567

Why are they winx style

No. 1499580

>>1499567
why not

No. 1499609

>>1498876
I heard of rumors Whang's a chubby chaser as well.
Past girlfriends have said he was pretty stern on making them overeat.

No. 1499611

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NONNYS you are all my valentines opting out is not an option

No. 1499619

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>>1499611
i brought you champagne i hope you like it

No. 1499630

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Imagine unironically defending fucking saudi arabia just so you don't have to admit that women in west have it just a little bit better cause your so invested in the shit takes of gender study professors from the 1970's
>peak dworkin idpol brain moment

No. 1499634

I just checked the website of my city's feminist bookshop and it's full of grammatically incorrect inclusive writing and queer shit. I'm very curious and kind of want to go there after work anyway to see their books. And the pics of customers I've seen for their events were showing mostly older white bougie ladies so I'm guessing I'll look out of place there.

No. 1499647

People say men have always been porn sick but I definitely see men are way more porn sick now than they ever have been. I went on a website I used to use 14 years ago and back then I’d get a few porn sick coomer messages but most men didn’t send messages like that. Now a days 98% of the messages I get are porn sick and they aren’t even just flirty messages, it’s straight up porn shit and I’m like what are you thinking messaging this? Do any women ever even respond to you? And it’s not even just zoomer guys doing it, it’s men in their 30s like me doing it and they should know better because they weren’t raised like this and they weren’t like this in their early 20s.

No. 1499650

>>1499630
The problem IS scrotes as a sex and the oppressive monarchy, not the religion.

No. 1499653

>>1499647
They're getting too bold now, I wish we could make them fear for their lives

No. 1499658

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>>1499611
Thank you nonnie, let's go on a romantic date together!

No. 1499663

I’m having a scroteless Valentine’s Day today. Going to go buy some makeup and then get Korean food.

No. 1499664

>>1499658
Could I join too? I'm also alone and you look like you're up for a lot of fun nonnies.

No. 1499669

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>>1499662
It's a pity I inherited my dad's Arnold Schwarzenegger face and wont's succeed as a cunning eastern european camgirl

No. 1499670

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>>1499664
>>1499619
Yes of course, we'll enjoy the champagne and begin the moid sacrifice after we open our valentines presents

No. 1499673

>>1499669
hide your face and pretend to be a "trap", seriously you could probably succeeded better pretending to be a trap rather then a regular camgirl

No. 1499674

>>1499670
Sounds great! Do I have to bring my own knife?

No. 1499684

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Me at 7 am drinking the water that's been on my nightstand since 8 pm the night before

No. 1499685

>>1499673
Kek, thanks for a kind advice, nonna, but that wouldn't work in my case, the neanderthal brow and squarish jaw are the only two "manly" things I've got

No. 1499689

>>1499630
That post is only a few hours old, why are you posting about it here instead of just replying to it

No. 1499695

>>1499684
I'm not keeping water next to bed anymore. I wake up and apparently flail my arms like a tube man because I've knocked them over so much and spill water everywhere. I just drink water with cupped hands from the bathroom sink in the middle of the night

No. 1499698

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Ladies, is it appropriate to engage in a little tomfoolery now and again?

No. 1499701

all alone on valentitne….

No. 1499707

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No new vent thread in 10 hours? Huh?? You bitches out on a date or something?

No. 1499708

nonnies im in bed eating goldfish crackers. wish i had money to go to the shop and buy better snacks but i am extremely broke… can't even treat myself on valentines day smh

>>1499707
the old thread still has room before it gets locked though right? id just use that one

No. 1499712

>>1499708
It's been at limit for 10 hours kek

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No. 1499781

>>1499684
>>1499695
just get a water bottle

No. 1499793

what the hell is going on in celebricows…

No. 1499798

>>1499793
there's been so much weirdness across the boards. the celebricows poster comes off like a middle aged person who discovered gossip boards for the first time

No. 1499799

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Be my valentine nonny!!

No. 1499806

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>>1499798
Is this the same person who posts Lord of the rings reaction pics like it's 2003?
>>1499799
YES NONITA

No. 1499818

>>1499806
I've not seen much lotr posting, but in celebricows it's a poster (or more?) who's ending every thought with an exclamation mark

No. 1499819

>>1499798
There's that and also the pringles moid and whatever friends he bought along shitting up the doodle thread, and another man (who's at least banned now fortunately) that showed up in the femdom thread earlier

No. 1499821

>>1499819
I really, really, really want to be hopeful for new admin era but where is the moderation & why is /meta/ still a desert? do we really have 3 admins, is only one posting still? trying not to become a tinfoil-chan but the state of lc is taking a massive dip right now.

No. 1499822

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The vent thread pic made me think of this, but one time I went to the zoo, and I went to see the exhibit of bats. One of the bats had a come on his head, like pc rel. All the bats were hanging upside down of course and just seeing this bat hanging upside down with a cone on his head was so funny to me. I wish I had taken a picture. I tried to look up pics of bats wearing cones afterwards, buy I never could find any.

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No. 1499828

>>1499827
You turn it on and instead of lighting the room it screeches once and now you know where everything in the room is without having to see it.

No. 1499830

All this time I thought Machine Gun Kelly was a boring-ass dadrock band from the 80s, turns out he's just some ugly new-ish? rapper.

No. 1499834

>>1499827
Yes, this is what it looked like, kek.

No. 1499856

fondly remembering the time i caught a ban for emoji use in the shayna thread even though i was just quoting/mocking something she'd said in a tweet where she herself had used the same emoji…… i still love you though farmhands xoxo

No. 1499879

I know it sounds retarded but I really wanna barge into my boyfriend’s office and suck his dick because I’m really horny but I’m worried he’s sick of it and it just annoys him kek
>nb4 “this is a scrote fantasy fakepost”

No. 1499882

Baby fever honestly isn't even just baby fever. I literally constantly think about just being pregnant.

No. 1499908

>>1499856
I had something similar happen to me on cc but I explained it to the mods in an appeal and they instantly unbanned me

No. 1499913

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Kinda crazy that the short balding fat moid from superbestfriend is dating this woman. She's in shape pretty and he's just ew.

No. 1499916

>>1499913
She's tall too, isn't she? It always weirded me out she was dating a literal balding dwarf. Something must be up with her personality.

No. 1499918

>>1499879
Nvm I did it and he let me have my fun for a minute before pushing me off him so he could eat me out and then fuck me so I guess it was dumb to worry

No. 1499919

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>>1499913
Like she's pretty cute he looks like Fupauls older brother

No. 1499942

>>1499913
>>1499919
She's literally gorgeous, wow.

No. 1499965

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>>1499942
like it makes me mad, there's so many bikini pictures (She worked at hooters too) of his gf, she clearly takes damn good care of herself and body, meanwhile pat looks like this

No. 1499969

>>1499913
Such many cases….

No. 1499970

>>1499965
Well, at least she doesn't plan to breed with him

No. 1499972

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>>1499965
sorry for my Paige/Pat spam but Im shocked, seriously shocked. Is he rich? Kek

No. 1499973

>>1499919
Why do almost all ginger women look gorgeous and so many ginger men look like shit? I've seen good looking ginger men but they're definitely the exception to the rule.

No. 1499974

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>>1499973
I don't think Pat has ever bragged about it either, I have no idea how or why. Maybe she just likes short balding gingers because Pat has always looked like shit, he didn't just become that way through the years. Maybe they have an age gap?

No. 1499978

Paige is 34, pat is 36 and her wiki says she's bisexual, but prefers women over men with Pat being the exception

No. 1499984

Whoever this girl is she is very average. It’s cool she works out or whatever but she’s just average. Dudes an ugly mofo but this isn’t a particularly egregious example of hot woman with Neanderthal

No. 1499986

>>1499974
I've definitely heard pat brag about dating her before, hes one of the few guys that is aware that he's a balding and seething little leprechaun

No. 1499988

>>1499913
>>1499919
pat infuriates me. you'd think he'd make up for his unfortunate genetics by having a good personality but if anything he doubles down on being incredibly unlikeable in almost every respect.
woolie is annoying too but i can at least kind of tolerate him.
anyway yeah i agree i have no idea what paige sees in this gross obese manchild, all i can say is im glad he chooses not to spread his fetid genes by reproducing

No. 1499992

>>1499978
Why do these women never have even remotely attractive men as their "male exceptions"?

No. 1499994

>>1499978
>bihet
Ugh. She's so pretty too.

No. 1499995

Maybe she chose him because his ugliness makes her look even more beautiful, that could be a possibility

No. 1499997

>>1499919
>>1499972
>>1499974
She's really pretty. I hope she's happy, but it's wild her 'male exception' is a short, balding man who can't be assed to at least work out.

No. 1499999

>>1499995
samefag but for real, you guys always say is just low self-stem and shit but i think that could explain cases like this, she literally looks god-like in comparison

No. 1500000

>>1499995
maybe? but she must have the patience of a saint to deal with his constant whining, im not sure what makes it worth it for her. also i don't really watch these guys, but sometimes in clips i see pats kind of mean to her and im like…. dude you're really gonna treat this beautiful woman like that on stream?
i really have to force myself not to alog pat lmao i hate his ass so much

No. 1500005

If she prefers women, I'd love to see what the women she dated looked like, kek. I notice that women who claim they prefer women but date men, always settle down with some -3 fucker but date nice looking women butch or fem.

No. 1500008

is there some kind of law that the more a het-partenered bisexual woman emphasizes that she "actually strongly prefers women" the uglier and more annoying her male partner is? I haven't really seen bisexual women with good looking and seemingly well adjusted male partners go on about how they're "total lesbians otherwise", seems over-compensatory really.

No. 1500027

>>1499974
Tran…? Anyway unless you live in a college town she's considered above average.

No. 1500037

i wonder what % of lc users are trannies who get gender euphoria from other anons referring to them as women and have some weird kind of nlog complex about being a ~true radfem woman unlike those other trannies~
they have to be here. im not one of those anons thats constantly accusing posters of being scrotes or trans but cmon, lc is openly anti-male while most other imageboard users are almost exclusively male. its a scary thought.

No. 1500047

>>1500037
A much larger percent thank I would like (so much higher than 0)

No. 1500048

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could we please have a moment of silence to remember all that was lost on the 2022 Valentine's day /m/assacre

No. 1500052

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Had a dream the other night that women started going out into the woods and other secluded areas to scream or howl to help us deal with the stress of, well, everything. There was a rule that you shouldn't be seen when doing it and you weren't supposed to talk about it, if someone brought it up you were just supposed to tell them you had no idea what they were talking about. It became a really big thing, to the point that if you went off trail and screamed or howled, a bunch of women you couldn't see would respond to you from all around you in the trees. It started to really freak men out, because they had no idea why it was happening or even what it was; so we started doing it in cities and towns as well.

Men would be awakened over and over again throughout the night by bands of women screaming or howling in the alleys outside their windows, there was no peace for them. They could tell it was women's voices but all the women they talked to about it claimed to have no idea what they were talking about. Men began to wonder if there were feral groups of women just running wild, they started to be afraid of women but their health was deteriorating from the stress and inability to sleep so they couldn't do anything to stop us as we took more and more power for ourselves.

Anyway, I almost think we should all start doing it.

No. 1500075

Trump-chan isn't that bad if you consider how worse it could be and she's kind of funny sometimes. She is a little annoying though.

No. 1500084

>>1500037
It’s a pointless worry. As long as anons are alert to larp and well poisoning, hyperbolic unhinge attacks while loudly proclaiming oneself to be feminist for example.

No. 1500102

>>1500084
im not really worried about it, i trust most of my fellow anons and as long as trannies are quiet they're not causing a problem just by lurking (although i hope they at least feel bad for being here kek.) it's just one of those fridge thoughts where it'd be interesting to have the figures on this kind of thing

No. 1500117

Descaling a kettle with just lemons is hard

No. 1500121

I think im done with pb&c, i literally had a horrible vowel movement and it only happens when I eat PB&C lately. I do feel the ingridents of the cheese Im using may be the true culpert

No. 1500126

>>1500121
lactose intolerance maybe? you could always try a vegan cheese alternative for your pb+cs xx

No. 1500217

I'm finally gonna re-watch Black Panther and watch the sequel this weekend. I keep forgetting to or getting bussy with other stuff.

No. 1500221

>>1500217
>bussy
Damn nona what're you getting up too lol

No. 1500224

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>>1500048
Forever in our hearts

No. 1500230

The new Jojo looks gay and stupid and lame. He looks like a side character. Araki is losing touch. Watch part 9 be utter shit. Here's hoping it's the last ever part!

No. 1500234

>>1500052
sounds fun, but can i wear a costume?

No. 1500235

The Rowling derangement syndrome thread of kiwifarms is the gift that keeps giving

No. 1500240

Sure is a long day living in Reseda isn’t it noniques

No. 1500245

My period is so bad today it's like the god damn St. Valentine's Day massacre in my uterus.

No. 1500247

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Working on this silly meme
Any ideas for Otome fans? Or other female VN fans types?

No. 1500249

>>1500217
>getting bussy
good for you

No. 1500252

It's pretty obvious that the Starcrawler thread is being kept alive by a vendettachan but sometimes she brings in entertaining milk and offers a nice perspective on things.

No. 1500255

>>1500252
Her sassiness makes me laugh sometimes

No. 1500257

>>1499781
How would a water bottle affect how I drink water at night

No. 1500261

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>>1500075
Trump-chan is super funny to me. Actual Trump sounds like a farmer to me, bitch is sassy and acts like those gay guys that care too much about women

No. 1500266

>>1500255
The Starcrawler vendetta poster is honestly really funny because she'll post screenshots that would otherwise be really boring and uninteresting but she always gives it enlightening context that makes it funny as fuck. Arrow De Wilde is barely a cow but that anon really breaks her back working overtime trying to prove the disbelievers wrong. She's so funny fr I love her anecdotes. That thread is a little treat.

No. 1500274

>>1500261
So you're telling me he's one of the gay moids who inhabit the celebricows thread?

No. 1500277

Do you ever think that maybe you were a bitch in your past life which is why this life is your karma? I was probably a blonde racist stacy who could have any guy she wanted which is why this is the life god gave me to teach me a karmic lesson.

No. 1500284

>>1499916
No she's like 5'4", she just looks tall next to him. Also, she's cute but she's like…borderline retarded about some things and extremely frail with one hundred health issues, a lot of people would probably hate to deal with that whereas Pat doesn't mind her poor health, and is also retarded.

No. 1500286

>>1500252
Tbf, those live performances and their delusions of grandeur help keep their own thread alive too. I'd be sad if they quit music though even though they should 100% stop making 4/10 music.

>>1500037
Since this board is anonymous you can never really know sometimes, but i always theorised that they probably find it hard to not get offended by a lot of the stuff nonnies say about moids, that's why you see a lot of mask off moments here and there. I wonder how long they browsed before they exploded. I think a troon would take one peak at the mtf thread and have a meltdown.

No. 1500289

I love a long paragraph desperate man.

No. 1500292

>>1500289
Samefag but everytime a man sends me a long desperate paragraph about how he’s going to clean his house for me to come over and is going grocery shopping for my favorite foods…I’m like why can’t the men I actually find cute act like this. I am so sick of this shit!

No. 1500293

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GOOD FUCKING LORD look at Micarah Tewers's EX. Jesus CHRIST. Genuinely laughing at this he's so fugly next to her.

No. 1500296

>>1500293
Well that’s that kind of man the average straight woman likes. Muh money muh personality.

No. 1500299

>>1500296
She has to be mentally ill. I hope all fugly scrotes kill themselves.

No. 1500304

>>1500293
I deadass don't get it, could someone please post a wonderful woman with a handsome scrote? i'm tired, imagine being that beautiful and dating a random moid literally everyone could get, sad

No. 1500309

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>>1500121
told you so

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>>1500293
his fucking hairline omg

No. 1500311

>>1500286
>but i always theorised that they probably find it hard to not get offended by a lot of the stuff nonnies say about moids
Yeah I agree, I don't doubt there's scrotes and trannies that lurk and post here and there but I find it hard to believe they'd be regulars, unless it's a random thread that doesn't post much scrote hate like a cow thread on pt or w or something. I think of it similarly to me going on 4chan, there's some stuff I like on there but everytime I'm in a thread I see at least 5 or more posts that upset me or piss me off and remind me how terrible moids and the world is, so I just gave up and don't bother trying with it anymore. I feel like it might be the same for trannies and fags here, they'd get their feelings hurt and feel out of place maybe, I hope so at least lol

No. 1500314

found myself wishing I was a neet today. I look at my boring all white walls and wish i had my room crazy decked out with merch and posters and weebshit, but i can't bring myself to do any of that myself. I'm not even all that busy, lol

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>>1500293
if an ugly ass scrote dates a girl like that even for less than a month his ego shoots through the roof for all eternity

No. 1500320

>>1500311
I think with the low attention span of a scrote would they really come on here with the site being so slow? Anons need to stop being delusional kek

No. 1500323

>>1500320
>not knowing about the pringles scrote

No. 1500341

>>1500293
For fucks sake. She's too good for literally all men tbh like talented/knowledgeable/witty/unique on the inside and beautiful gigastacey on the outside, but not even she has any standards. What hope do the rest of us have?

No. 1500345

my aunt told me my grandma thinks I do coke cause when I was drinking at their house the other night I went to the bathroom a lot. Grandma I only needed to pee so much cause I was trying to keep up with your 4 glasses of wine an hour ass

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>>1500352
I'm awake nonny

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>>1500352
Yeah it gets really quiet around this time and for the next 8-10 hours or so, it makes me think a lot of us are on the same time zone cause it's nighttime here, I just have a terrible sleep schedule

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>>1500355
I hate how quiet it gets around these hours, wish more nonas were est

No. 1500363

>>1500360
really? I'm suprised, honestly. I assumed most of the users were european given how much more active it seems to be in the very early morning here

No. 1500364

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Nonnies let's have a group hug because I'm bored

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No. 1500370

sometimes I camp out here just to be with you all, though i rarely post in this thread. Hi!

No. 1500373

>>1500370
Aww that's so cute, Hi nonnie!

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>>1500373
hi nona! I really ought to be getting to bed soon myself, but I'm letting my hair dry a little first.

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>>1500375
thanks for the info! I guess the other americans just have busier lives than me.

No. 1500378

Any Canadafags ITT right now? Just me?

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No. 1500383

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>>1500379
aww, that's sweet of you!

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>>1500370
nonny hi! make yourself comfy

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>>1500381
>>1500382
Omg yesss I'm glad I'm not the only one ♥

No. 1500390

>>1500388
Live cricket, easy, one bite and it's done. The sock would take hours and probably cause a blockage in the intestines.

No. 1500391

>>1500388
cricket. Two summers ago I was dared on a bet to eat a live cicaida, when they were all swarming where I lived. It was like, once in every 17 years or something? that that specific kind of cicaida is out. Anyways, I was dared to eat a live one and I did. I didn't like the legs and shell because they got stuck in my throat, but it had a nutty taste on the inside and I'd do it again in another 15 years given the opportunity.

No. 1500393

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I wish I could read what's going on in the finnish thread without having to google translate the page. I considered attempting to learn finnish just for the thread (and I've always been curious about ylilauta) but my brain just can't comprehend other languages. I can barely make out half of the french thread and I spent 10 years learning french in school. I guess I'm stuck with my english nonnies

No. 1500396

>>1500388
can i kill myself?

No. 1500397

not a would you rather, but would you be willing to live in the oldboy room if you got to use the internet and could ask for specific food you wanted? You can't ask for rescue, of course but you can post.

No. 1500400

>>1500397
sorry i should mention "the oldboy room" is just a locked hotel room with a bathroom and shower but no window.

No. 1500401

>>1500388
i think cricket won't taste that bad tbh people eat grasshoppers all the time

No. 1500409


>>1500408

watermelon. I think i would be more likely to be actually eaten and enjoyed whereas pumpkin guts are usually thrown out AND they're left outside to rot after being carved.

No. 1500413

>>1500408
pumpkin because they come alive at night, DUH

No. 1500415

>>1500412
well, it CAN be used but that doesn't mean it often IS. I'm only speaking from my own experience, as I've only ever used pumpkins to carve and maybe roast some of the seeds. However, when I eat watermelon I "use" much more of it, percentage wise.
Also, I just like the summer more than the fall.

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>>1500409
show me a watermelon with this much style I fucking dare you

No. 1500422

>>1500421
well. I can't argue with that, can I?

No. 1500431

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>>1500425
WINNIE THE WATERMELON IS TOO POWERFUL! PUMPKINANONS, I CAN'T FIGHT SOMETHING THIS STRONG!!

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>>1500424
>>1500425
>relevancy depends on corporate brand partnerships
pathetic

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>>1500434
>appealing only because it is fashioned into the shape of an entirely different creature
why even try to defeat me?

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pumpkins can never have the same amount of elegance and grace

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>>1500441
YWNBAP

No. 1500446

>>1500408
Pumpkins are more versatile and reliable. When you get a watermelon it's like, this may be sweet this may not be sweet. Plus pumpkins have more nutrition. If I was down to my last piece of produce I would rather have a pumpkin cause I can make like 5+ different things with that, but a watermelon you just eat it and it's gone and it's not even filling for a long time. I like watermelons though.

No. 1500452

>>1500443
filled with lust

No. 1500454

>>1500443
Why can't my body look like that..

No. 1500469

>>1500442
okay i admit. i wish watermelons had the same amount of cool art pumpkins have

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not this again

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>>1500443
makes me feel pretty sexy ngl

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>>1500486
way too many

No. 1500497

>>1500486
Shit nonnie you gotta get off them weeds

No. 1500499

>>1500496
why the fuck is the wikipedia logo imprinted upon those beer cans

No. 1500503

>>1500499
I love to abuse weed and wikipedia simultaneously

No. 1500511

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its nearly 2 am and im feeling really sappy over someone, oh god what are these feelings overcoming my brain? what's wrong with me… i think id rather die than admit this though. happy valentines day i guess

No. 1500527

>>1500520
Replying 2 u

No. 1500531

>>1500520
sittin in my bathtub and eatin a popsocle

No. 1500536

>>1500529
28/f/usa, wbu honeybuns winky emote

No. 1500552

>>1500533
Hold up, did you take that phrase from the celebricows thread? Lol I'm the "cute as a button ♥" nona and I'm getting bitched at for it right now lol

No. 1500554

>>1500503
ngl I used to read wikipedia pages for no reason at all. You and I have that in common.

No. 1500555

>>1500520
was on twitter shitposting.

No. 1500566

>>1500552
i knew when you posted that some anon was gonna sperg, kek

No. 1500573

>>1500558
Awww, good for you ya little stinker ♥

>>1500566
Yeah I knew they would lol, anytime someone mentions Lana it sets off an argument. I think there's always Lana fans and anti Lana anons lurking and waiting to infight

No. 1500575

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>>1500503
I love to abuse weed and /ot/ simultaneously

No. 1500577

i'm tired of personalitychans. they're the same as tripfags.

No. 1500580

>>1500577
same tbh, been here years and never seen so many

besides seal-chan and drake-is-a-woman (who I think is several nonas just memeing it at this point so I feel like letting it slide)

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No. 1500582

>>1500577
Sorry but what's a personalitychan?

No. 1500586

>>1500580
>besides seal-chan
did you see her weird nazi posts yet

No. 1500588

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>>1500577
I'm a personalitychan but my personality is making posts that everybody likes

No. 1500590

>>1500584
Lol I've only said it 3 times, and it's not anywhere near the level of drakeanon. No one knows where or what else I post, that phrase just comes to mind when I see lana so I type it. Besides anyone that frequents the vent thread is going to have some identifier on here, what's wrong with that? It's fun

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>>1500589
wahoo!

No. 1500597

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>>1500580
>so I feel like letting it slide
Uh oh here comes miss police-chan, no one post anything that she doesn't like or she WON'T let it slide

No. 1500598

>>1500590
>Besides anyone that frequents the vent thread is going to have some identifier on here
no they don't. to me it's more annoying than fun and goes against the point of the site.

No. 1500602

>>1500577
I'm going to go apeshit if I see one more post about kirbys fuck slit from that kirby fag

No. 1500603

>>1500598
Some of them do, if it's something specific they vented about and then bring it up in a later vent thread and the nonas remember, stuff like that I mean. Yes the point of the site is anonymity and we are all still anonymous, but I feel like integrating is more for cow boards because stuff like the vent thread is always going to have more identifiable info because the vents are unique to each user.

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>>1500604
wahoo!

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No. 1500617

Kissing someone the same height as you seems really romantic

No. 1500621

>>1500617
one of the reason I will only date a guy whose between 5'8-6'2 and no one shorter or taller

No. 1500627

>>1500393
same, nonna, my other problem is, I can't decide which language I would love to learn the most, japanese, finnish, dutch, norwegian, icelandic or something else. I always watch tv shows in the original language with subtitles and I'm so proud of myself if I recognise a word, kek. Wish I could just travel around and learn some languages from people all around the world.

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>>1500469
nonnie your post made me look up watermelon art and damn it's so beautiful?? Also I actually love that dragon. I love watermelons. I was just messing around and pretending to be a pumpkin.
>>1500471
same

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>>1500634
bad thread

No. 1500649

>>1500634
I like it nonnie, it's cute and funny

No. 1500665

>>1500597
NO BEETCH I don't want to be a -chan! me and my nonas hate -chans they are as bad as tripfags!

No. 1904645

what are you crying about this evening girls(necroing to evade autosage)

No. 1904652

why did you bump this relic thread from the good old days of dumbass shit. you made me think the tranny jannies finally took it off autosage

No. 1904656

>>1904652
because they can't hold us down

No. 1904661

>>1904645
Fooled me I totally thought they let us have this back.

No. 1904672

You crave attention.

No. 1904677

I usually just feed my isopods veggies but this youtube channel has opened my world. Maybe my bugs would enjoy some sweets as a treat

No. 1904681

I got a mango mojito flavored vape cart today I’m grateful technology allows this

No. 1904720

watching Hotel Hell and genuinely not suprised at the amount of moids who make horrible fincial decisions while watching their families fall apart and their wife tells them how to solve it but their (the mans) ego just won't let them. tragic.

No. 1904730

guess whose back?
Baack again
DUmbass shit is back
Tell a friend

No. 1904731

>>1904720
this is how I feel with Bar Rescue

No. 1904739

>>1904731
could you imagine you finally settle down with what you think is a half decent moid and then he decides to take a loan on your house w/o you knowing and buys a hotel or resturaunt and he's never even worked in food? and you feel you can only stay bc you have young children? or are so fincially abused you can't leave? how horrible, I wouldn't wish that on any woman. I honestly think a lot of it is finical abuse and leaving the woman with nothing/bankrupting her so she can't leave.

No. 1904775

self immolation is so attention seeking. why not just try to become an influencer

No. 1904783

I miss you dumbass nonnies

No. 1904792

>>1904775
Ted Kaczynski disapproves such masochist tactics. Other influencers should take notes.

No. 1904829

accidentally clicking on a tiktok live is so embarrassing. especially when it has like 2 viewers and you happen to be one of them.

No. 1904841

When a woman gives me attention I get the same dopamine rush of a pickme starved for male validation

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No. 1904858

My cat is purrringggggg purrrrrrrrr

No. 1905120

I just read the ballad of songbirds and snakes,now I'm gonna move on to the rest of the hunger games books, wish me luck Nonnas.

No. 1905154

>>1904645
They didn’t lock or autosage the thread so we all know that means they’re ok with our dumbassery again

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I looked up leafyishere after like 5 years and why do moids age so horrible? Like, he was ugly before but I didn't imagine he could turn out like this. Moids.

No. 1905195

>>1905191
he's a chaser and shitty all the burritos and depression got to him.

No. 1905535

I will save the Courage winx pic every time I see it. Every time!!!!

No. 1908161

It's finally happened. I am finally fat

No. 1908197

>>1908161
Welcome

No. 1915403

test

No. 1915607

>>1904720
did you see the episode with the sherlock holmes larper who bought his childhood school? peak delusional childmoid. another one of my favourites is the episode with the sleezeball who didn't accept kids at the hotel and probably paid for overseas prostitutes cause he'd go for an extra week of vacation without his wife and kid. the guy was a chronic liar so gordon just keeps calling him out which just makes him more and more mad, it's a hilarious episode overall. the guy seemed like a massive lolcow in his town.

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how farmhands want the confession thread to be

No. 1945618

>>1945614
is this your drawing? it's great

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>>1908161
Congrats anon so happy for you, now you should only dress in kimonos and equip a yaoi paddle on your back.
>>1905191
Epic twink homicide. He was still ugly before, but damn..



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