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No. 1509456
File: 1677377455779.jpg (634.92 KB, 2029x2421, cmDhFia.jpg)
Kek anon your eagerness is funny. Reposting this
No. 1509462
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can someone delete my dupe kek it won't let me
I was choosing threadpic and you beat me op
No. 1509467
File: 1677378253099.png (26.87 KB, 870x339, abc.png)
nonny nonny nonny nonny nonnyIt's been 24 hours and it's time to reveal the poll results - if you haven't voted yet vote here
https://strawpoll.com/polls/QrgebwLjQZpWith 40 total votes the results are:
Bisexual
50% (20 votes)
Straight
40% (16 votes)
Lesbian
10% (4 votes)
Strawpoll allows me to see 'vote analytics', like what countries voters are from. Do nonnies want me to post the countries that voted? I'm unsure if I should because some nonnies might not want to reveal what country they're from, even if we're all anonymous.
No. 1509469
>>1509456Thank you.
>>1509467No thanks.
No. 1509471
File: 1677378520198.png (852.91 KB, 654x619, 1611562985591.png)
>>1509467>Strawpoll allows me to see 'vote analytics', like what countries voters are from.I didn't consent to that
No. 1509474
Having a proper weekend right now by chilling in bed, eating pizza and watching gameplay vids.
>>1509467Didn't realize there were so many bi anons, especially cause our thread in /g/ is so slow.
No. 1509483
File: 1677379220933.png (116.39 KB, 1483x552, 1674681644834.png)
based JK Rowling
No. 1509498
File: 1677379960010.gif (2.08 KB, 39x41, kot4f81581ebb_f9853dd9_75.gif)
>>1509483JKR has probably helped more people than the tranny community combined.
based
No. 1509552
File: 1677384182949.jpg (95.28 KB, 821x868, 1674345399035.jpg)
>>1509551Nobody cares if you're NLOG. You didn't have to drop in and let everyone ITT know you're not like those ugh so icky secks obsessed normies.
No. 1509566
>>1509554There's nothing wrong with asexuals (though some nonnies question whether asexuality is natural or a symptom of something physically or mentally upset), the thing that they do that annoys everyone is that 'asexuals' almost always post in threads mentioning sexuality to say, 'but what about the asexuals?' as happened ITT
>>1509547 then go on rants about how 'normie sexuality is so cringe and gross!' It's the way they obviously display a not-like-other-girls mentality and insert themselves into every conversation they see that gets on the nerves of nonnies. I can't count the number of times an asexual has inserted themself into a dumbass shit thread to make a reply contributing nothing, zero, but just 'whaaat about meee?' and when nonnies rightfully say it wasn't about them they start a huge infight, replying to everyone for hours about how they think 'all you sexuals are gross and mindless!'
No. 1509594
File: 1677387310620.jpg (146.25 KB, 1126x1200, f2232fdc73d355b257d0c66b3a207d…)
This is what I become irl when I get high and think about how much I love women
No. 1509628
File: 1677391145786.gif (3.01 MB, 175x219, thelooker.gif)
prove you're not a newfag right now by listing as many redtexted words as you can
No. 1509646
File: 1677392414000.gif (1.19 MB, 220x220, GI.gif)
>>1509642This is it. You won the oldfag competition
No. 1509648
File: 1677392452696.jpeg (61.05 KB, 788x591, announcer.jpeg)
>>1509642Another
nonnie takes the lead!
But has she won?
No. 1509652
File: 1677392631596.png (735.11 KB, 572x588, 1677226085731.png)
nonnie nonny victim oof toxic problematic terf valid victim tw poc woc trigger warning trigger triggered triggers abusive
No. 1509653
File: 1677392781923.jpg (2.31 KB, 135x130, heh.jpg)
>>1509651thank you
>>1509652beat ya to it
No. 1509654
>>1509653wait i didn't see the other
triggers oh shit
No. 1509659
File: 1677393526674.gif (20.37 KB, 166x78, NONNIE.gif)
I'm not qualified to judge this competition but I hope we all had fun.
No. 1509670
>>1509652Beautiful.
Also, I think "gaslighting" should also be redtexted
No. 1509678
File: 1677396454434.jpg (483.55 KB, 1080x1617, anorexia does not equal gay.jp…)
This is literally the funniest image I've ever seen KEK what the fuck
No. 1509713
>>1509704Do people just know what every nation/etc flag looks like now or what? That seems like something that (no offense) should be the realm of autists with flags as a special interest. Is this twitter’s fault?
(Sorry for delete and repost I just couldn’t get plurals and meanings right, I feel like I still phrased it weird but hopefully this makes sense)
No. 1509822
File: 1677415250629.jpeg (170.82 KB, 1168x1482, 1671435185823.jpeg)
in the personal cows thread i remember scrolling past this. it was posted 2 months ago by a nona from Florida who said her ex bff followed her and took pics of her then messaged her this. nona also claimed ex bff stole her precious gems, 20 bucks and a dab pen.
i didn't open the full pic at the time. well i finally did and everytime i see it i laugh so hard i cry and my head starts hurting. NONA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING? i need more people to see this its one of the best lolcow posts of all time.
No. 1509841
File: 1677416846502.jpg (119.96 KB, 810x1724, download (3).jpg)
I think I'm going to stick to the dumbass shit, stupid questions and caps thread (when it comes to /ot/). All the other threads make me feel sad and angry in ways I cant do nothing about, so might as well ignore them
No. 1509972
File: 1677427395606.jpg (24.1 KB, 399x399, XVoc2aCd_400x400.jpg)
im wearing basic silver hoop earrings and my bf said i look like a lesbian wearing them. nonnas what the fuck is he on about
No. 1509980
>>1509547modern men are so ugly, both inside and outside, i am surprised about the negative reaction to this post, but also half the vent thread is women complaining about their ugly/
abusive/dirty boyfriends and getting angry when other anons tell them to dump them so maybe anons havent seen the light yet or are slaves to their cursed sexuality.
No. 1510119
File: 1677438254350.jpg (75.94 KB, 900x750, strange-aeons-1.jpg)
Strange Æons has such an unpleasant voice and it's crazy that I've never heard anyone mention it before, not even the anons on here who can't stand her.
No. 1510153
>>1510147Chill,
nonnie, she probably did the joke without even thinking.
No. 1510181
File: 1677443634900.jpg (88.87 KB, 1125x801, 1673285303032.jpg)
>misremember where I am in menstrual cycle
>have lots of unprotected sex
Play for me nonnies
No. 1510191
DHL didn't deliver my package at the pick-up point even though they said they did. Apparently it is at the same store but at a different location, I feel so dumb kek
>>1510181Hope you'll be okay nonna!
No. 1510193
>>1510188We were planning on trying for a kid in a few months tbf, this is just a really shit time given that there are ongoing layoffs in my industry and my ability to stay in the country is contingent on being employed. Oops!
>>1510191Thanks anon!
No. 1510199
File: 1677445311567.jpg (10.7 KB, 320x260, E_cQ2PgUYAIsLN_.jpg)
I think I pushed myself to hard on my studying so I'm getting sick, I have spent the entire weekend just sleeping and my throat hurts. I don't have time to get sick nonnas, send me some good vibes and health
No. 1510200
File: 1677445556086.gif (718.82 KB, 220x123, FD1C0874-72A1-4203-9B60-AFDDDE…)
I have an espresso machine
A bag a beans
And no one to cut me off
No. 1510212
File: 1677447374392.jpg (19.64 KB, 482x341, 41nyRVTREoL._AC_.jpg)
>>1510208I've never counted my books but when I move they fill 5 or 6 banker boxes.
No. 1510229
File: 1677448819196.jpg (27.97 KB, 466x466, ackshuyally.jpg)
>>1509980well since you said modern men specifically that implies some portion (non-modern) are not ugly, thus some hetero women will still remain hetero. alternatively, husbandofagging (remaining hetero without actually dating men)
No. 1510246
File: 1677449873827.jpg (55.74 KB, 572x606, hm.JPG)
Lying here on a Sunday evening thinking about how I might live until I'm like 80. Even 60 seems too long. I feel like I'm done with my life already. There's nothing more I'd like to try and the stuff that might seem interesting I've got no money or time for because I've got to keep a job and a roof over my head.
Life's just too long, especially if you're in a position where you can't do anything interesting with it.
No. 1510323
File: 1677456445372.jpeg (5.28 KB, 206x275, bbppppprrgpp.jpeg)
i wanna sperg about an obscure cartoon series i enjoy but i know anons will bully me and/or id me out of this site
No. 1510360
File: 1677460130556.jpg (11.58 KB, 178x208, 1648329079318.jpg)
>write 9000 word article on my blog about fandom, portrayals, my favorite ships, etc.
>post it
>read it the morning afterwards
>realize how severely cringe and autistic it reads out, like the ramblings of a meth junkie.
>mfw this is what people will go off and keep in mind when interacting with me from now on.
No. 1510406
>>1510275these are difficult waters to navigate as a fellow crypto nona, best of luck to you. to be honest i wish i was friends with someone similar to that, i don't suspect anyone i know online is truly gc or a secret
terf. it's lonely
No. 1510417
File: 1677466637876.jpg (17.99 KB, 178x266, h5ZD4B7.jpg)
I have an unnaturally autistic obsession with this man (my 3D husbando George Mallory)
I've saved every picture of him that can be found on Google Images, I've spent hours combing through books about him just to find rare pictures
I have at least 100 AI-generated pictures of him doing various activites/in various settings
No. 1510423
File: 1677467134541.jpg (Spoiler Image,129.66 KB, 900x477, george-mallory.jpg)
>>1510417Wow his skin is flawless
No. 1510433
File: 1677467759575.jpg (Spoiler Image,843 KB, 1212x2066, tQv4rU6.jpg)
>>1510421No he was a history professor, soldier, and mountaineer. He tried to climb Mount Everest in an effort to be the first to get there but died during the attempt
>>1510423HaHAhaHahA make fun of my husbando all you want, but I agree anyway
I like that they took a pic of his bare ass, although they could have at least taken a photo of his face as well
forgot to spoiler soz No. 1510435
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>>1510417He's weird looking in a very beautiful way. They don't make moids like this anymore
No. 1510442
>>1510436You can either install Stable Diffusion onto your computer and train it onto a person's face
how-to linkeroo: https://bennycheung.github.io/stable-diffusion-training-for-embeddings or, if your moid is well-known enough (like Georgie) then you can use an online SD program
like this one: https://dezgo.com/ and write his name in the prompt
No. 1510446
File: 1677468584851.jpg (166.27 KB, 1537x416, kplGz5u.jpg)
>>1510435>>1510440I'm so flattered by your compliments to my husband George ♥ He was known to be very attractive in life by his contemporaries
No. 1510453
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>>1510446Samefag but
>>1510435 is one of my favorite pictures of him, so good find!
No. 1510513
File: 1677474045502.jpg (9.11 KB, 380x385, 1656793226234.jpg)
>>1510323what toon. Recently i started watching The Looney Tunes show and it makes me mad that it got watered down then cancelled because americans have shit taste and wanted more shitty outdated slapstick instead of seinfels with looney tunes characters.
No. 1510526
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No. 1510553
File: 1677478383481.webm (494.63 KB, 304x322, 1677230654238351.webm)
I am unironically thinking about doing lewd anime asmr to save money because the situation looks very dire and i dont want to be poor and homeless when everything explodes. Also, everything i am good at is being automated and my voice is pretty much the only good thing i have left. I am looking at some tranny's patreon and he makes 3k doing asmr.
No. 1510554
File: 1677478443575.gif (1.58 MB, 426x229, CCD05123-DB2D-4035-A3F1-A248D5…)
This is us
No. 1510571
File: 1677480369905.jpg (31.16 KB, 612x428, gettyimages-173541224-612x612.…)
please god i need a dream where i eat her pussy i NEED it and it has to have sound so i can hear her moan please please please i will also settle for a dream where she eats my pussy but come on throw me a bone i never ask for anything and i really need this in order to go on in this wretched world, you almost got it right last week in the one where she was on a motorcycle chasing a robber (sexily) but got injured and i had to nurse her back to health and that was very good and I thank you for it but clearly the ending of that dream was supposed to be me eating her out but I got woken up too soon, I can't take it anymore okay so please just let me have this one thing you don't know how bad things really are down here and the only thing that can cure me is a dream where I eat her pussy i swear i'll never ask you for anything again amen
No. 1510622
>>1510601the funny thing about this tranny is how gross he sounds, men truly do have painfully low standars.
>Wouldn't you need to invest in high quality mics for ASMR first?yeah, but ASMR seems highly proffitable since there are a crap ton of coomers ready to simp
No. 1510655
File: 1677490952327.gif (624.68 KB, 320x240, bed slappa.gif)
I edited this ancient gif to be even more ridiculous, just thought I'd share.
No. 1510669
File: 1677492796880.jpg (60.07 KB, 326x420, lovecraft-with-cat.jpg)
>>1510668you're thinking of HP Lovecraft
No. 1510689
File: 1677495593972.jpg (10.41 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (3).jpg)
>>1510677Its not the same guy but there was a tinfoil that this
>>1510667 is Bo Burnham's room
No. 1510699
File: 1677497666894.gif (7.64 MB, 902x500, 1674681432654.gif)
>>1510698Okay
nonny thanks for letting us know
No. 1510710
File: 1677499403877.jpg (44.26 KB, 580x326, turbo-animatedseries-580x326.j…)
>>1510513pls don't be mean but it's turbo fast. I vividly remembered the movie and enjoyed rewatching it a little too much. Then I learned about the tv show and have been obsessed.
I love the characters. i love how stupid they all are but in a way that makes sense. i love the art and how greatly animated some shots are. i hate how unreasonably happy this show makes me. There's some shit episodes here and there but some episode me me so giddy. I'd start laughing hysterically and need to pause so i can pace around like a fucking retard.
It has some slapstick humor and idk maybe you might like it????
No. 1510717
File: 1677500498351.jpg (174.5 KB, 737x452, iVrqvlg.jpg)
>>1510668Yeah no absolutely not like
>>1510669 said KEK
No. 1510728
>>1510710Looks really cute
nonny! The artstyle looks pretty cute too i will def check it out. Also, i am as autistic as you are, i do the fucking samw things, are you my lost twin sister?
No. 1510851
File: 1677518321167.gif (3.6 MB, 600x600, 1671818445986.gif)
whats your biggest regret nonnies? i will never forgive myself for not starting to code when i was 14, sounds retarded but it feels like i failed women as whole. If i could go back and change something from the past i would have start coding asap, now it feels like i am too old and late to start and actually become something other than a code monkey.
No. 1510858
>>1510851not going no contact with my parents after I turned 18 and letting them control my life for a very long time by making my mentally ill ass dependent. I wasted years of my life by trying to hold my family together and having such low self-confidence
(that happens when your mother laughs about everything you like and screams at you for hours a day and then starts suicide baiting as soon as you fight her) that I thought I couldn't handle a single thing alone. Now I'm a grown woman and have to start at zero again, while everyone around me has a nice life with a house and going on holidays and stuff like that.
And for you, start coding, if you want to, do it, there is a huge amount of knowledge online, you can do it.
No. 1510869
>>1510851Letting my parents shame me into a $40k grad student loan because they made me feel like a failure for "only" having an undergrad degree, and told me they were selling the house and moving so good luck to 23 year old me!
Should've grown a spine.
Considering how I don't even talk to my mom now, I really should have told her to fuck off. The narc rage-induced headache would have been cheaper.
I'm proud of my degrees but not for the fact that the price for my master's was a complete scam.
No. 1510872
File: 1677520305361.jpg (309.24 KB, 1080x2163, Screenshot_20230227-095022_Sam…)
Jfc can someone please tell me if spoilered images are supposed to greyed out like this when they unspoil? I've asked like 3 times in meta
No. 1510896
>>1510851In fairness, I don't think theres many 14 year olds thinking that far ahead already.
My biggest regret is getting married. Being married won't stop a man from just changing his mind someday.. but where I live divorce is a long headache. He left suddenly but years later I still have to deal with legal shit. We didn't have assets or kids.. I want nothing from him. Still the divorce process is lasting twice as long as the marriage did. Yay lol
No. 1510918
my regret is going into engineering solely because i was socially awkward when i have no natural aptitude or interest in this. medicine would have been stressful but i think i would have enjoyed it.
>>1510851most scrotes who code are codemonkeys too. if you put in the effort and dedicate yourself to some good projects you'll be fine.
No. 1510984
File: 1677529654778.jpg (247.49 KB, 1280x720, MTS_d_dgjdhh-1277540-Z-PicMain…)
I wanna play Monopoly but all my friends hate it, so I'm all monopoless and sad.
No. 1511000
File: 1677531124320.jpg (258.64 KB, 1600x431, crochet (1).jpg)
I convinced someone to start crocheting. The agenda is spreading.
Btw nonny, have you ever realized how much stuff you can make with crochet? Picrel is just a few examples. It's so easy once you learn a few stitches too…Just saying.
No. 1511010
>>1511005That's ok, I respect it.
there's no sewing with sharp needles in crochet tho, just saying>>1511007Most creative hobbies are, but it depends on how you spend your money and on what brands. Many affordable options out there nowadays.
No. 1511092
File: 1677539793841.gif (1.51 MB, 400x250, 345567.gif)
>>1510851Being so introverted and shy and not really letting myself live a little in my teens-twenties. I'm in my mid 30's now and that ship has sailed. I can't do young-person stuff anymore. I can only just barely get away with a band tshirt lol. I'm starting to get side eye as people interpret it as a "how do you do fellow kids" attempt.
No. 1511109
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No. 1511112
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No. 1511133
File: 1677544274944.jpeg (263.5 KB, 960x960, 0E501D8F-A4BC-4E55-9D69-53EF4B…)
>>1511092You’re going to have the same regrets about your 30s when you’re in your 40s at this rate if you don’t snap out of it nona. Who gives a shit what people think. Being in your 30s is supposed to be when you realize that that literally doesn’t matter at all.
No. 1511239
File: 1677558888059.jpg (201.95 KB, 720x1080, a3b4478e76417c8be0fe3fad1b005b…)
>>1511236Oh I remember. I just found out jollof rice is just tomatoe-y rice. I wasn't sure what made it red. Never bothered to Google a recipe cause for some reason I figured it would be hard to make, but now I think I'll make it.
No. 1511268
>>1511263Ooooh, I didn't see "Fred"
>if you were a sexy man you would have won the contestThe crazy thing is, idk whether to take this as a compliment or not
No. 1511275
File: 1677561242551.gif (47.08 KB, 250x135, purple wabbit.gif)
>>1511264Maybe you should try to make fun and engaging posts instead? That is what I do for my emotional emptiness.
No. 1511285
File: 1677561797080.jpeg (80.08 KB, 948x632, D20CA3BB-7D0E-4BDB-BE93-150E0E…)
Cooking is actually really fun. What are your favorite things to cook or bake nonnas? I’ve never been one to cook for myself so I’ve been starting by making salads, greek yogurt dips, and oatmeal. Nothing crazy I know.
No. 1511287
File: 1677561833014.png (35.32 KB, 500x556, honk.png)
>>1511269>posting here isn't your jobhuh?
No. 1511290
File: 1677561891571.jpg (48.83 KB, 960x960, sharkitty fish.jpg)
>>1511286that's a lot of pressure! take a look at picrel though, isn't it cute?
No. 1511293
File: 1677562103316.jpg (154.13 KB, 740x925, Chef China White Recipes.jpg)
>>1511285I like making soul/southern food, and my favorite thing to bake is that one Tasty chocolate chip cookie resippy. I suck at frying chicken though
No. 1511297
File: 1677562754470.jpg (273.89 KB, 1366x2048, The Very Best Banana Pudding E…)
>>1511293Samefag but also banana pudding is really fun to make. I think I'll actually grab the stuff to make it next time I get groceries.
No. 1511299
File: 1677562778378.jpg (71.65 KB, 740x1037, Easy-Pan-Seared-Chicken.jpg)
>>1511285Greek yogurt dips rule. Do you know that Greek yogurt can replace mayonnaise in tuna/chicken/potato salad? Just add olive oil, lemon juice, and salt. Anyways, lightly floured and pan fried chicken breast cutlets are what I make when I want to feel fancy.
No. 1511307
File: 1677564135320.png (184.35 KB, 420x600, keep-closed-for-your-safety-59…)
i found a bunch of meme template pics but don't know where to post them. a shayna pic could definitely fit in this one.
No. 1511310
File: 1677564818382.png (220 KB, 420x600, 775646_49884.png)
samefag i tried
No. 1511463
File: 1677597076128.jpeg (9.03 KB, 225x224, download.jpeg)
>>1511427You jealous of that bus?
No. 1511484
File: 1677598791067.png (451.22 KB, 540x521, Tumblr.png)
I want to cry because I can't stop thinking about how cat's legs and paws are shaped. They're so cute
No. 1511488
>>1511476Sometimes I think I'm in the attractive men thread when I'm in the unconventional thread and vice versa. I think the reason that happens is that attractiveness is subjective and some anons aren't sure if their crush is attractive enough for the attractive thread, and some think that because they find someone attractive then he's objectively attractive.
The attractive men thread is for conventionally attractive men and the unconventional thread is for unconventionally attractive men, but what about men you're not sure are conventional or unconventional? Maybe there should be just an attraction thread because it's hard to gauge if other people find someone conventional or unconventional, especially if you yourself are attracted to them
sorry if this is half incomprehensible, I'm tired No. 1511489
File: 1677599103989.jpg (59.21 KB, 564x564, 1677588147568.jpg)
>>1511479Fair enough, because only by abusing subjectivity this fucker could be posted in the attractive men thread.
No. 1511532
File: 1677602046368.jpg (69.27 KB, 654x445, tumblr_2e5932851243883ed313966…)
No classes today or tomorrow, have hot chocolate and cookies to enjoy, and meat pie ready to make for dinner. Have a home DIY and 2 coding books to learn from. Thank you, snow.
No. 1511557
File: 1677604278487.gif (112.44 KB, 800x600, kesha.gif)
I just remembered picrel.
No. 1511675
File: 1677612825674.png (99.72 KB, 386x283, 5v5jja.png)
>>1511206Someone explain how kissing in general works because I'm retarded and never could get the hang of it. Doesn't help that my nigel has soft thick lips that are bigger than mine kek. I tend to just avoid kissing/making out, as a 28 year old woman I feel severely stunted in this respect. My nigel is really fucking good at it and I wanna be on his level. Anytime we do kiss I usually lock up and barely move, as my brain goes into error mode. Jfc I'm retarded.
No. 1511746
>>1509474Most bi anons are probably dating men and have never dated a woman in their life of thought about it because of this. That's probably why they aren't posting anything. What would they even say?
>>1509552You were the one starting shit retard. Who cares if she doesn't want to touch a dick/pussy?
No. 1511857
File: 1677626824556.jpg (92.55 KB, 735x799, 1adddcced2a90bcca70abe2b54b48b…)
Not avatarfagging with pics of Jun Togawa is so hard.
No. 1511878
>>1511675do not tighten or purse your lips, keep them relaxed and soft and full
you can play around by going in for a kiss then pulling away at the last second, then it turns into a silly little game
thats basically it
No. 1511887
>>1511732>>1511734I try my best but the input is so strong I kinda short circuit. I guess I get overwhelmed and can't think straight. I do very much like the idea of ending the round with a kiss on the bottom lip, definitely will try that. I've hardly kissed or made out with anyone outside my nigel (because I just didn't like it before) but now I do… I guess I should just have him talk me through it and try to stop being so embarrassed. Thanks for your help,
nonnie.
No. 1511910
I need to see Cocaine Bear
>>1511904Wtf, I didn't even think about it like this. Even while writing the post I was like "wait, don't NPCs tell
you what to do?"
No. 1511916
>>1511618how do i know if i stink? show me your ways
nonny. i actually really like how i smell even in situations where i'm unwashed
No. 1511957
>>1511916It's like not being aware of how your house smells, or how strong the smell of you cooking dinner is until you step out for a bit and then come back inside. So, you have to replicate that taking a step outside but ONLY your nose, without your body following behind. After trying several methods I believe I have discovered a solution:
1. Assemble as many disposable straws as you can, divide them into two equal groups, and then tape them together end to end so you have two megastraws
2.Open a window a crack and stick the ends out far enough that they are away from from any drafts coming from inside, but not far enough that they droop onto the ground (IMPORTANT)
3.a) Position yourself in the smallest, most unscented room you have. The idea is to concentrate the air around you into a small space. A closet works well, but
3.b) if you have no such rooms you may use a jumbo garbage bag (like for those big two-wheeler garbage bins you find behind commercial buildings. Rather than buy a whole pack you can just ask to borrow one from a nearby store, be assertive in your tone and they will not question it. Then, crawl inside your bag and tape it up, leaving only room for the two straws to protrude in.
4. Insert the straws up your nostrils, taping around to seal extra gaps and over your mouth to stop accidental mouth breathing.
5. Wait. You must be sure to have fully acclimated to the smell of the outdoors. Try watching an episode or two of your favorite show.
6. Once your nose has forgotten you, dislodge your snorkels and inhale deeply. You now perceive things as others do. Use your newfound awareness to rectify your stench as you deem fit
No. 1511965
File: 1677639480451.jpeg (201.09 KB, 750x585, 71E4C8F5-A59A-46D2-BE40-54BA01…)
Saw the dumpster overflowing today. Thought of you.
No. 1511981
File: 1677642678728.png (811.97 KB, 640x782, 1646364021215.png)
>>1511965omg really?
nonnie i…
No. 1512068
File: 1677655296681.jpeg (73.69 KB, 956x1070, Fi73.JPEG)
My father named my elder brother after his first boss and my mother named me after her old friend in the primary school (although she doesn't even remember her face) is that normal though ?
like I think your kids names should have a little more symbolic meaning other than people you once knew and barely remember
No. 1512074
>>1512068did they name you after those people, or did they hear those names on those people and just liked them? Because naming your kid after someone to me is when you respect or admire someone so much you want to name your kid after them, even if the name itself is kind of shit.
On the topic of names, I think naming your kids after a close relative/friend is pretty weird, especially when they're still alive. Like, wtf is up with naming your kid dadsname junior? Have some imagination. There are so many fucking names
No. 1512078
>>1512073>My brother and I both have the same initials as our motherI hate when do that, I have a pair of cousins whose parents all gave them names starting with D and we always get fucking confused
>>1512074>did they name you after those people, or did they hear those names on those people and just liked them? we were named after them, but its still weird to name someone after a manger you had 20 years ago or some one from primary school that you have no contact with what so ever
No. 1512083
File: 1677659185085.png (39.13 KB, 1296x394, lol.png)
topkek oh my god this is amazing. i love lolcow
No. 1512092
File: 1677660836616.gif (1.13 MB, 280x498, milk demon.gif)
This is my "I don't wanna study today" dance
No. 1512106
>>1512099HOW.
Did he show it to you?
No. 1512110
>>1512104yeah
>>1512106He has told me about it on more than one occasion and I believe him. I have also seen him put his feet behind his head with ease so he's flexible enough for sure.
No. 1512112
File: 1677664426902.jpg (253.65 KB, 1300x1182, le-jeu-du-cerceau-hoop-rolling…)
>>1512099Get a stick and do this with him.
No. 1512128
File: 1677669253881.png (246.05 KB, 337x613, 1668461911689.png)
eatin a block of cheddar
No. 1512144
File: 1677672990463.jpg (73.58 KB, 1024x1024, Soba-Set.jpg)
looks like someone dropped a quilt in mud and i love it
No. 1512148
File: 1677673592070.jpg (84.71 KB, 1244x743, p.jpg)
pixielockscore
No. 1512167
File: 1677677360190.png (50.85 KB, 700x297, 164926174.png)
>>1512155but my summer bod IS ready
No. 1512321
>>1512082I remember when Khaleesi was super popular. I feel so bad for those kids who had no say in the names they got. At least they can legally change them at 18. Parents are assholes. GOT is such a garbage porn show and I side eye anyone who defends it, especially women.
>historical accuracyI love when scrotes say this in a show with zombies and dragons. Men can write fantasy shows without having women be sex dolls, but they wont because they're lazy misogynists.
No. 1512385
>>1512383>initials lc100/10 cringe
>a little cow picturecute and you're less likely to regret it.
No. 1512392
File: 1677700290201.jpeg (Spoiler Image,412.22 KB, 609x792, 828D0C3C-8A1F-4DAB-B16F-FE3784…)
The big mouth woman keeps appearing on my social media and it scares me
No. 1512454
>>1512242kek guess I'm a degenerate too because I'm not willing to give up on him just yet.
he's hung af and eats pussy as if it were his last meal And to answer your question, yes. I would go into specifics but I'm afraid that topic would go in another thread on another board lol. Very sorry for this nasty display.
No. 1512545
File: 1677710056349.png (506.88 KB, 1200x1830, 93243841_p0.png)
I miss my slash days on deviantart, now all women into slash are TIFs… I should have treasured those times better. I wanna talk about my cringe weird ships that would scare the strongest anime fujo with some other weirdo. pic very related, they cute
No. 1512547
File: 1677710183082.jpeg (280.01 KB, 1110x1280, 1CD22B99-F065-4670-AC73-96EBA4…)
Letterboxd hate should be a thread kek so many ~literally me~ losers, delusional scrotes, and troons
No. 1512552
File: 1677710901905.gif (1.63 MB, 350x193, heathers.gif)
>>1512547I hate how troons use the word ''femcel''. Women cant be femcels. We are sadly harrassed by scrotes just for existing as women, tho he's probably an incel because absolutely no one wants to touch ot breathe near troons. Also, it annoys me because he doesn't understand those movies, never will.
No. 1512556
>>1512545Based ship,
nonnie.
No. 1512572
File: 1677711866748.jpg (29.37 KB, 550x550, 998e2e284af76907570bbcc88ec5b0…)
does anyone else feel like really depressed and sluggish? I know I have some personal life stuff that's making me feel a bit down, but I don't think I'd be "depressed" if that makes sense. Like I can usually handle this stuff, but the way I feel is really weird and out of the ordinary. I just feel really down and sad and tired. I think it might be the weather changing? Idk
No. 1512579
File: 1677712448034.png (908.24 KB, 543x814, 88236127_p5.png)
>>1512556ikr? in the looney tunes show they act like a married couple and its so cute. I kinda hate how animu yaoi always has the same dynamics, even when its fan ships. I can only find the ship dynamics i like from cartoons.
>>1512572i feel the same, weirdly enough i am actually doing more stuff than last year, when i was less depressed.
No. 1512595
File: 1677713801537.jpg (24.66 KB, 500x500, 16453464564.jpg)
I'm about to use Japanese box dye after two years of growing in my virgin hair and none of you bitches can stop me
No. 1512603
File: 1677714722309.jpeg (47.93 KB, 735x688, CC8F2B85-D355-4211-9326-CDA27E…)
it's like 2am and I keep hearing a continuous car horn outside wtf it's been 10 minutes and that thing is still going
No. 1512604
File: 1677714883527.png (278.44 KB, 1578x1218, yes but you have to cook it.pn…)
>>1512581Sometimes I eat a little piece of bacon raw. I like the buttery fat and the salty meat. It hasn't killed me yet.
No. 1512676
>>1512674wdym anon? i thought we only get around 2 saturn returns, the first in your late twenties or something and they last years. mine sucked ass.
>>1512572wtf ive been so abnormally depressed and weepy too, thought it was just cause i quit weed? but idk
No. 1512681
>>1512674You’ll only have a couple, maybe 3 saturn returns in your life
nonnie. It’s a slow moving planet.
>>1512654>planetary PMSKek, kinda. Sun in Pisces season in general is a time for reflection and introspection, can lead people to be extra tired and emotional and prone to escapism and/or spiritual pursuits. Saturn moving into Pisces is a bigger change, though, it only happens every 27-30 years. If you’re born with your natal Saturn in Pisces, this will be your first Saturn return. Saturn is like the Daddy of the zodiac, he’s coming to visit and is gonna either beat your ass for not doing what you should be doing, or he’s gonna shower you with praise and rewards for being good and having your shit together.
No. 1512683
File: 1677725168040.gif (730.93 KB, 498x346, 0976.gif)
you guys are making me feel dum
No. 1512685
File: 1677725246363.jpg (23.5 KB, 800x533, beautiful-happy-woman-celebrat…)
WIPING MY HANDS OF THAT FAGGOT!!!!! I AM FREEEEEEE!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!! AFTER YEARS!!!!!! THE FEELINGS ARE DEAD HE'S SO FUGLY I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER LIKED HIM!!!!! If you see a lack of manlets posted in the unconventional male attractions thread just know that it's because I stopped being sick in the head and I got better!!!!! MANLETS KYS!!!!
No. 1512687
Thinking about how the guy who confessed to liking me literally has the same type in women as me. I would date his exes for real.
Would that be in poor taste?
>>1512685W. Congrats, nona.
t. also ex-manlet fan
No. 1512699
File: 1677726652358.png (194.68 KB, 512x512, 6e34567909.png)
>>1512685(one of the) buster-chans? at least one more still remains..
No. 1512705
File: 1677727217100.gif (4.07 MB, 480x252, fxt5 (1).gif)
>>1512603Sowwy fo pawty wockin
No. 1512706
>>1512699Ayrt… Buster's still a transgenerational cutie I will never revoke my Buster love! He is the exception.
>>1512687Thank you nonna. Recovery IS possible.
No. 1512716
File: 1677728230101.jpeg (38.04 KB, 720x661, 4E66EABF-A1FB-4C14-AB47-4C07BF…)
i think there should be a 'things youre obsessed with' thread for ranting about random things youre obsessed over. things youre weird about, you know. so basically 'things you like' on steroids.
No. 1512731
File: 1677729400872.png (503.99 KB, 960x685, i-hate-you-but-i-love-you-57b1…)
i'm going to use this whenever i get mad at my husbando
No. 1512803
File: 1677737324054.gif (3.5 MB, 381x339, lap dorg.gif)
>>1512699>implying anyone besides Natalie Talmadge could stop loving Busterthat's just crazy talk
No. 1512812
File: 1677737914801.png (1008.32 KB, 540x1840, Buster Keaton The General.png)
>>1512699nta but I will never stop loving buster, he's my beautiful sad clown bf
No. 1512833
File: 1677740294607.gif (458.74 KB, 112x287, shaken.gif)
>>1512812>calling Buster a sad clownSTOP IT
nonnie. He was an underdog.
No. 1512879
File: 1677744331801.png (411.85 KB, 1000x600, vcoomers.png)
No. 1512925
File: 1677749706663.png (2.8 MB, 1373x848, 1507414028807.png)
I still can't get over how ugly Koots looked here
No. 1513332
File: 1677792970606.png (426.45 KB, 453x463, Screenshot_5031.png)
Why do new gen feminists care about such stupid issues? Not even the usually libfemmery, i mean shit like referring to women under any context as a female even if it isn't in a derogatory sense. I swear this has to be a result of buzzfeed feminism in some way, as well as the "well akshually feminism is about women wanting to be equal to men!" bullshit.
No. 1513350
File: 1677794430008.jpg (Spoiler Image,194.41 KB, 720x1280, aa86544d9c079d1c5526838158e97f…)
I found this in the fashion tag on my old tumblr blog. Can't believe that teenage me thought this was groundbreaking. Spoilered just in case
No. 1513426
File: 1677800850854.gif (771.07 KB, 220x166, mario-luigi.gif)
was playing around with a chatbot ai of mario and felt like i was 10 years old kek
No. 1513461
File: 1677804886389.gif (40.76 KB, 57x90, luigi-instant-sleeping (1).gif)
>>1513426samefag as this post I actually have this gif and remember someone on CC getting mad I posted this tiny gif
No. 1513490
>>1513350I'm howling that's peek tumblr garbage.
God bless
nonnie No. 1513548
File: 1677811794723.png (118.67 KB, 235x376, 1647381118735.png)
I like to imagine each nona as a different version/look of Elsie depending on their post. One poster may be a hotheaded Elsie, another poster may be a sleepyhead Elsie, etc. I think it's fun. Sometimes it makes me want to draw an Elsie with a screenshot of said post as if she is saying that. Wouldn't that be fun?
No. 1513571
File: 1677813663038.jpeg (78.85 KB, 646x631, 1659386623640.jpeg)
>>1513548Is there an Elsie piccrew yet?
No. 1513593
>>1513583>>1513590that's what the mango's for
>>1513592and this. isayama can't write for shit.
No. 1513607
File: 1677817442251.jpg (29.35 KB, 563x389, 1c426757b014f2d0bb6059fe30817b…)
>>1513593I never said aot was good, relax. I still feel like isayama was on to something with the plot twist and the marley arc, but it just went off the rails after that because it was so obvious he stopped caring about writing aot and wanted to rush it which is disappointing. I still have an attachment to the characters though and it's worth the pain just to see them again.
No. 1513610
>>1512674You’ll only have a couple, maybe 3 saturn returns in your life
nonnie. It’s a slow moving planet.
>>1512654>planetary PMSKek, kinda. Sun in Pisces season in general is a time for reflection and introspection, can lead people to be extra tired and emotional and prone to escapism and/or spiritual pursuits. Saturn moving into Pisces is a bigger change, though, it only happens every 27-30 years. If you’re born with your natal Saturn in Pisces, this will be your first Saturn return. Saturn is like the Daddy of the zodiac, he’s coming to visit and is gonna either beat your ass for not doing what you should be doing, or he’s gonna shower you with praise and rewards for being good and having your shit together.
No. 1513614
>>1513610I’m the
nonny who wrote this reply originally but I did not post what I’m replying to. Wtf
No. 1513621
>>1513612I hate the term "
poc" so much
It's just another way to single out ethnic minorities
No. 1513663
File: 1677824992539.jpg (239.75 KB, 850x1133, sample_ee2009210f7d08ba5686614…)
>>1513607Agreed on the off-the-rails part. The final quarter did not stick the landing at all and it's pretty evident that Yams just wanted to move on from this project as fast as he could. But at the same time, everything else was such an awesome and interesting ride that I can't find myself to totally hate the whole package. Also, it has some of the hottest men in anime history and that's always a good thing.
I wish Jean was real. No. 1513667
File: 1677825778836.png (176.92 KB, 2508x2308, 1670444246645.png)
>>1513571A
nonny made a picrew template (pic related) but a picrew hasn't been made yet. I tried to make it but I got frustrated trying to figure out how picrew works and gave up. If anyone knows how to use picrew and wants to make the elsie picrew please do!
No. 1513745
File: 1677837872061.jpg (272.6 KB, 1090x1951, 350c483cdc769bf5284f28c4cd0eaf…)
literally
No. 1513772
>>1513726Sometimes I wonder if the girl who started the blog "your fave is
problematic" is regretting what she did. She posted an article about it but I still hate her guts for ruining things for everyone.
No. 1513835
File: 1677852376622.png (32.13 KB, 600x600, 1919246_0iujbjVO.png)
>>1513667Thought it couldn't be too hard to put together a Picrew, it's not but it's tedious as hell. Needs cleaning up and more backgrounds but it's better than nothing for now. Made it set to private so it won't show up in search, you just need the link.
https://picrew.me/secret_image_maker/Kp4nzNMwvQbecTyy No. 1513839
File: 1677852578411.png (228.6 KB, 600x600, 1919246_bMg1c8Wu.png)
>>1513835me surfing lolcor at 8:00 am
No. 1513851
I wish paganism wasn't such a niche religion. I know one person who kind of believes in it but is way more 'into' certain aspects than I am and we wouldn't be able to celebrate holidays together because it's just not very important to her. I think community is a huge part of religion and I'm a bit sad I'll likely never be able to celebrate my favorite holidays with anyone.
>>1513839It's adorable nonna!
No. 1513860
File: 1677854835526.png (32.9 KB, 600x600, 1919246_rMZ8QFyb.png)
>>1513839Me thinking of posting something in the unpopular opinions thread that will likely cause a shitstorm kek. Can the nonna who made it add color options please?
No. 1513871
File: 1677856891190.gif (1.22 MB, 480x270, literally me.gif)
i luv begin dum
No. 1513877
File: 1677857638901.png (23.11 KB, 600x600, download20230305103248.png)
>>1513835i was about to make a retard-chan but accidentally made shayna (same thing)
No. 1513883
File: 1677858609947.jpg (215.56 KB, 1080x893, Screenshot_20230303_164537.jpg)
>>1510872I had the same problem for weeks. turns out I must have clicked hide some time and it hid all spoilers from then on. So when I clicked on the spoiler it only became grey-seethrough.
No. 1514006
File: 1677867412865.jpg (35.11 KB, 564x609, 1660119506349.jpg)
i made 34 bucks on my first month as a streamer, soon my enemies will come crawling to me asking me for money, and i will laugh at their miserable faces
No. 1514019
File: 1677868133467.png (34.96 KB, 187x188, pot.png)
Pansexual gaze
No. 1514043
File: 1677869521771.png (220.61 KB, 600x600, 7ECAC4B2-0CEA-4758-B527-094E11…)
>>1513835Me at home with my cow plush reading lolcow.
No. 1514058
File: 1677870467684.jpg (33.5 KB, 338x601, HD-wallpaper-jesus-christ-jesu…)
literally everything I've been eating recently makes me feel like shit might be tha new meds…. i didnt have any new pics
No. 1514103
File: 1677874163857.gif (3.35 MB, 275x206, giphy (2).gif)
de/g/en yumejo here and gave in and bought a piece of plastic because it looks like anime character I like. How's your day going nonnies
No. 1514186
File: 1677881462787.png (24.22 KB, 600x600, 1919246_RlXiY2ss - Copy.png)
>>1513835Me browsing lolcow when I should be working
No. 1514242
>>1514228Sometimes you might have talents you don't think are very interesting. Those are still talents. For example you might be a very good listener or great at giving advice or maybe you have a calming presence. There are so many people who are really, really,
really bad at those things.
No. 1514251
File: 1677887087036.jpeg (151.13 KB, 750x1166, F90405E8-75F4-410A-8C83-6F58D5…)
>>1514058Any time I see a pic of Jesus it makes me think of my favourite lolcow exchange of all time.
No. 1514256
File: 1677887307261.jpg (67.1 KB, 736x736, ad9b56795caaa8d02a0070dd4b5462…)
Tried to convince someone to start crocheting. They got interested in knitting machines instead…fine with me. The Big Yarn agenda will prevail through any means necessary.
No. 1514261
File: 1677887697546.jpeg (81.08 KB, 630x945, 9BF62EB5-472D-48C5-AB76-367833…)
>>1514256My mom is teaching herself to crochet with the goal of making one of these hellish creatures. I wish she wouldn’t.
No. 1514263
File: 1677887996706.png (398.7 KB, 653x937, Poetry In Motion A-Line Dress …)
I can't decide whether to cop this dress or not. It's cute, and I adore the vintage styling, but I wish it came in other colors besides black.
No. 1514267
File: 1677888185516.png (577.59 KB, 671x674, Et8fbliXAAEK6YD.png)
>>1514261You're the Alexander Fleming to my ailing body. Thank you for sharing this.
No. 1514272
>>1514267 >>1514261I feel like my day is cursed just by knowing these exist now…
>>1514261If I were you I'd buy her a plastic baby doll and push her hard to crochet clothes for it instead.
No. 1514282
File: 1677889345525.jpg (64.31 KB, 500x329, 1648254914936.jpg)
>>1514275bathroom bathtub, she also added
>a car tire>an old boot>an old, rusty bicycle>a chair she hanged from the wallits like she thinks that if she pick ups random trash and paints it pastel or adds flowers on top of it it becomes cutesy and aesthetic. It's so funny/sad to compare my backyard to my neighbour's, which is absolutely stunning and simple and doesnt look like a homeless hoarder man with 3 malnourished dogs lives in there. A friend even asked me if my mom was a hoarder and i had to sigh and say ''lemme explain''.
No. 1514290
File: 1677890194915.png (88.8 KB, 640x635, 1668763117788.png)
according to /co/ Doug Walker is going to be a father
No. 1514321
File: 1677891984879.jpg (71.29 KB, 1000x1000, 1670595279924.jpg)
>>1514290Ew. Isn't he married to some fat fuck anyway?
No. 1514347
File: 1677894215324.jpeg (15.6 KB, 300x225, 072A3F7A-CDC1-49FE-B659-E49A76…)
>>1514290Googled him again and realizing that I am older than him in this picture is blowing my mind. He’s perpetually been 42
No. 1514384
File: 1677897206315.gif (428.04 KB, 500x282, giphy.gif)
Ice Spice is Carrot Top
No. 1514395
File: 1677899087535.jpeg (147.94 KB, 900x900, 657A0ABC-E87F-4CA2-867C-E4FA5E…)
Couldn’t find the question thread, so I’m just gonna ask here. Haven’t really been active on lc lately, but I was wondering if Andrew Tate or JustPearlyThings have their own threads here, if not both of them need it.
No. 1514447
File: 1677908025782.gif (53.34 KB, 96x96, k.gif)
Why are all the threads I care about so slow now? Reply to my posts goddamnit
No. 1514500
>>1514490ooh, is this for bowel problems? yay nona!
hope your bum is okay
No. 1514503
File: 1677914514710.jpg (20.04 KB, 500x495, 57434221_10219772732057552_885…)
Swiping on dating apps as a straight woman in her 30's be like
No. 1514517
>>1514504that's what I call leveling up stacy-wise
proud of and for you. need a turd-throwing friend I'm here, my ex-roommate deserves a poop splattering
No. 1514970
File: 1677969184789.png (600.88 KB, 1024x546, unnamed_92b49f10-e0f8-4dbc-a9f…)
I've been trying to figure out how to make my crochet hooks more comfortable without having to buy an entirely new set of ergonomic hooks, and I'm realizing that I can just do what tattoo artists do with their guns and just wrap bandage around them.
No. 1514972
>>1514964Nta but I mean, let's be 100% honest, would it be really that much of a waste of a life if we euthanized the disabled moids that are clearly violent and insane?
I doubt their organs could even be of use in the long run, they can't even consent to donate them to regular people that needs them.
No. 1514999
File: 1677972268827.jpg (294.78 KB, 1600x900, cyberpunk-2077-new-v-crop.jpg)
Cyberpunk 2077 female V's voice makes me horny and that scene where she scissored Meredith made me go crazy.
No. 1515044
>>1514563Sorry Luna
>>1514824Sorry Abigail
No. 1515097
File: 1677983702133.jpg (55.89 KB, 1000x671, mmmm marr.jpg)
>having a difficult night struggling with my mental health
>put the queen is dead on to try and distract myself
>it actually works
Where would I be if not for Big Gay Steve?
No. 1515100
>>1514457these type of women are amazing
i have a pathetic aura that causes me to pity me for seemingly no reason. i guess my depression oozes out of my pores but one time i was at a soccer match and a woman sitting near me came up to me and at the end approached me to say that everything would be ok, and she gave me a hug. i didn't think i was signalling anything to elicit that sort of response but idk. one time i went on a walk and it was hot out so i sat down on a ledge to take a break and an ambulance drove up to me and the person in it asked if i was doing ok or if i needed any help and i was pretty much like nah bro just chillin.
No. 1515104
>>1515097I want to be friends with you,
nonny. I too listen to the big gay mozzarella when having a not-so-great mental health day for a distraction.
No. 1515116
File: 1677986021295.jpg (84.17 KB, 680x400, morr ew.jpg)
>>1515104>mozzarellaOur queen would be scandalised! If he was doing a concert right now he might even cancel it in a huff. It's vegan pasta and another thing beginning with P for Moz only
yes let's be friends No. 1515191
File: 1677993797012.jpeg (28.51 KB, 452x451, CF956423-2509-4004-92B4-64BA88…)
shes so cute I just wanna save her from the evils of hollywood
No. 1515211
File: 1677996873820.jpeg (118.91 KB, 1200x720, me.jpeg)
>>1515116>If he was doing a concert right now he might even cancel it in a huff.nta but I am so
triggeredHe cancelled two shows and I didn't bother with the third to which he did show up
and left early of course. I envy anyone who has seen him live, any era really idc
No. 1515255
File: 1678004759432.jpeg (85.13 KB, 736x736, E323A6A4-BFF3-45D5-962B-A6FEC8…)
The new transformers cartoon (one with the they/them troon) is putting me to sleep with how boring it is.
No. 1515260
>>1515250I intend to cut curtain bangs but I need to wait a bit, and am looking to see how my patch test of blue hair dye fades before I do my whole head.
>>1515258Oh thanks I meant to nair my pubes but that isn't it.
>>1515259So true but in my defence I looked like I smelled bad with my mousy brown hair too.
No. 1515315
File: 1678017669566.gif (1.16 MB, 473x315, rihanna.gif)
I forget that youtube will allow nudity under certain circumstances. Was watching Rihanna's BBHMM music video when I remembered that the wife and Rihanna both had their titties out in that video. Also the grapefruit video which was basically softcore porn.
No. 1515504
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I cannot hate her
No. 1515511
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Do nons really only post while they’re like working or studying and leave on the weekends? That’s so mean like I feel like you’re a fake friend like you wouldn’t even talk to us unless you’re bored out of your mind like damn. I love you nonny but damn.
No. 1515520
File: 1678037001022.jpg (70.11 KB, 798x670, 8ZMsD.jpg)
>>1515511I'm sorry I have social obligations I must attend(visiting relatives and my mother's health issues) I can't spend my time on my phone either otherwise it would seem rude, don't worry I still have lc in my heart and I'll carry it with me, LC has changed me so its part of me
No. 1515553
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>"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT I'M DOING AAAAHH"
>gets an A on an assignment where highest grade is supposed to be C
I don't even remember what I did, I don't remember anything I learned or did between the assignments. I'm going to be so fucked during the final test.
No. 1515601
File: 1678044551335.jpg (125.86 KB, 1080x1054, EZfzEvBXkAILBTU.jpg)
I know they're two different people, but I always get CallMeKevin and RTGame mixed up.
No. 1515665
File: 1678048907565.jpeg (106.38 KB, 410x520, 1668231157566.jpeg)
>god damn why am i so stressed
>been listening to stress by justice for an hour
mfw
No. 1515681
File: 1678052026598.jpg (66.5 KB, 630x420, castironpans-lowres-8236.jpg)
This post is relevant to at least 50% threads on lolcow, such as consoomerism thread, tinfoil thread, sustainable lifestyle etc. but I want as many people as possible to see this so shitposting here. I think nonstick cookware is a marketing scam. When I was a kid we had a cast iron pan and if it hadn’t been for a housefire, we probably still would have had it to this day. After our kitchen burned down my dad bought nonstick pans and idek how many times he’s had to replaced them. When I moved out I went through probably 5 nonstick pans for the first 10 years until I went for steel/cast iron and it’s so much better to cook with and also sparks joy knowing my pans will probably outlive me. Many are also so much cheaper than nonstick! Idk if it’s a regional thing but 99% of people in my country use nonstick pans, at least up until the past few years. I’m very passionate about cast iron/steel pans. I love to watch videos about cast iron/steel cooking utensils on youtube. It’s my favorite thing to online window-shop. Day dreaming about the different frying pans. Found a very sexy one from Ikea, thicc and cheap. The series is even called “Sensuell”. Slutty little frying pan.
No. 1515690
File: 1678053660617.jpg (37.48 KB, 640x460, 1675646253103.jpg)
I'm just strolling through the pastures with my girlfriend nonushka
No. 1515699
File: 1678054966646.jpeg (10.81 KB, 152x82, 21F45554-28DF-4185-B62C-DA0277…)
My phone is a fucking tranny
No. 1515700
File: 1678055111233.png (152.73 KB, 900x900, sensuell-stekepanne-rustfritt-…)
>>1515686>>1515688>>1515694Thank you for confirming my beliefs noners. Once the nonstick wears off it's also
toxic and the wastefulness just angers me so much.
>>1515696Pic related is the pan. A guy on youtube made a comparison video and it equaled or possibly surpassed Demeyere Proline 7 on induction oven in terms of heat distribution due to its thiccnes, but costs half as much if not less. I was a bit miffed tbh because I own the Demeyere pan lol.
No. 1515710
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I’d rather be poor than subject myself to this
No. 1515715
File: 1678058200095.jpeg (473.22 KB, 828x1006, 1673505731981.jpeg)
my fav youtuber is on the verge of trooning out. I want off this troon earth.
No. 1515724
File: 1678058769875.jpeg (48.81 KB, 828x587, C0518984-EE23-4000-BF25-987CDA…)
meirl
No. 1515728
File: 1678059291014.png (104.88 KB, 1050x661, 5BBAB79D-0B81-41D2-9FAC-A04B18…)
>>1515724literally couldn’t be me because I memorized the times table from the triangular piece of plastic he gave me to study
Couldn’t even find a picture because it’s an ancient fucking artifact I guess but it was something like picrel
No. 1515733
File: 1678059554106.png (742.09 KB, 680x534, bf8.png)
>tfw last month i barely had an appetite despite not eating much because i had a lot going on my mind
>ff to these past few days
>not even hungry but have a strong urge to eat and eat and eat
>been stuffing my pie hole with all sort of fat ass carbs
>full but hunger for more
AAAAAFGFFFFFHHHHHHHHH
No. 1515735
File: 1678059660580.gif (2.49 MB, 449x498, ootori-emu-project-sekai.gif)
I remember when i first got on this website, i didn't like it because it discouraged my degenerate fetishes and other shit. But you know what? I'm glad about that because i could've ended up much worse. Kinda reminds me of your mom/older sister reprimanding you until you realize she was just looking out for you.
No. 1515736
File: 1678059679276.png (283.27 KB, 627x631, pix.png)
i'm so mad they've updated my usual news app. smartnews what the fuck you guys fell the fuck off. first getting rid of your international edition and a bunch of categories which funnels everything into the home tab, the americanization of it all, to the stupid new intrusive ads every second scroll, to the absolute glut of clearly AI written clickbait tripe - i just want a news aggregation service for scrolling in the morning that isn't just hidden ad after worse hidden ad. RIP
No. 1515739
File: 1678060059069.png (25.94 KB, 275x114, panny.png)
>>1515719>>1515720rebeltaxi. i know he's a scrote but man i love his videos.
No. 1515835
File: 1678071376468.jpg (60.9 KB, 641x767, pikacat.jpg)
>>1515511Love you too
nonny!
No. 1515852
File: 1678073242626.jpg (286.16 KB, 1500x997, tidal album cover moz version.…)
Imagine Morrissey covering either Kate Bush, Bjork or Fiona Apple. What songs would you request for him?
No. 1515889
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Tired of being poor I'm about to become a furry
No. 1515891
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What happened to that nonnie that was putting flesh and hair and fingernails and period blood & piss in her houseplants? Is she still here? Did her plants gain sentience and eat her? I must know
No. 1515922
File: 1678079679170.gif (1.26 MB, 450x253, 1597184362954.gif)
I've never been broken up with romantically. I got broken up with platonically once and never recovered.
No. 1515933
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I feel like I might be the only person who does this. But since last year, I’ve been tweezing every hair out of my armpits. I usually wait until they’ve grown out to about 1/4 inch and then do it all in one sitting. Takes about an hour? Feels like no time at all cause I go into a trance. Pulling the hairs doesn’t hurt or bother me, I like the sensation. The only downside is that it makes my neck and shoulders hurt, so I switch between my left and right pit multiple times and stretch my neck at least every ten minutes. I just tweezed my pits last night and they’re nice and smooth but my neck is still a little sore. I’ll do this again in a couple weeks.
No. 1515955
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what I imagine paki-chan will be like when she starts living in America
No. 1515973
File: 1678087929071.png (24.69 KB, 757x1381, funny kettle.png)
kek, 4chan is down. I wonder if tranny jannies abusing their power on /vt/ has anything to do with it.
No. 1515982
File: 1678089196123.png (25.27 KB, 1247x98, 1677696392729.png)
>>1515974>vtuber pikamee retirees from streaming after being harassed by troons on twitter>/vt/mods make a sticky>people start posting memes and swearing in the name of pikamee that they will gun down every troon>tranny jannies at full dilating power start banning everyone EXCEPT people making fun of pikamee and defending the troons>eventually it gets un-stickied(never happened before) after a few hours, possibly thanks to a mental breakdown due to twansphobia>someone pays to have an advertisement making fun of pikamee's graduation(possibly trolling)>vtuber spergs have never been angrier, this is their 9/11>they start doxxing every troon that harassed pikamee into graduation>meanwhile people start posting screenshots of the tranny mods in IRC roleplaying instead of doing their job its been an hour since the last post on 4chan, it's completly frozen
No. 1515986
File: 1678089615952.gif (266.11 KB, 500x281, kek.gif)
>>1515982>taxing dilation session KEK based. I love the tranny meltdowns. Moids are so fucking fragile
No. 1515990
>>1515982The state of 4chan tranny jannies right now lmao
As much as I hate troons I do hope that no mentally unstable 4channer actually does a mass killing on troons. One, they'll find a way to blame it on women again and two, it fuels their narcissistic
victim fetish.
No. 1516030
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>>1515982Reddit trannies whining too
>I usually don't let transphobia get to me but the things I've seen in relation to this particular situation have sort of fucked me up.
>Never seen so many people in one place encouraging trans suicide and actually getting support for it. I've seen people blatantly say we deserve to die / should kill ourselves over this and then receive tons of support. This is actually sickening to me.
>Same, it's fucking disturbing. I've seen more 4s and 1s in comments sections the past week than all the Math classes I've ever taken (if you catch my drift). Even though I'm not trans (I am aroace, though), this shit genuinely scares me because of just how much support it gets.They are posting this now right after they led months long campaigns to harass JK Rowling where they accused her of being a nazi pedo.
No. 1516037
>>1515990Didn't some guy try to attack a library or something similar when a dictionary changed the definition of women.
Both sides have unhinged radicalised men with guns
No. 1516066
File: 1678102442715.jpg (40.85 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)
farmers i just found out my horribly abusive narc ex is now making porn videos on pornhub and has an onlyfans. please help me ruminate and fantasize about the most diabolical way i could get my revenge.
No. 1516098
>>1516096I’m sorry
nonny, there is hope though. Same thing happened to me, took a few years to regain my wit.
No. 1516106
>>1516098Thanks for comforting words nona! few years is better than an eternity of lameness. I'll avoid boring men at all costs and wait for total purification.
>>1516099Kek anon, I've never been there, is it that bad?
No. 1516216
File: 1678124906328.png (487.55 KB, 802x610, 6dws5mznnrr61.png)
I learned about the alaskan king from the chart thread on /m/ and it's even bigger than I imagined I'm actually laughing. It's so excessive I want it
No. 1516219
File: 1678125118241.png (993.05 KB, 1166x870, bab.png)
shitter is back up
No. 1516417
File: 1678134748591.jpeg (59.55 KB, 300x300, 2B441A9E-C02B-434C-B24B-9E5623…)
I’m here with my monthly shittin on da toilet post I don’t think imma make it this time. Pray for me nonnies
No. 1516562
>>1516525some people have sensitive skin, even exfoliating a few days before and shaving with fresh, sterilized razor can cause irritation. some people have pseudofolliculitis barbae too (predominantly males but can effect females). however it is possible anon was shaving incorrectly i am not denying that
>>1516520ye i trim with scissors instead. i occasionally shave my pubic area but i don't like it, i have stubble back the next day and it gets itchy between my butt cheeks and the crease of my thighs because the hair is poking the other side and rubbing against. i would wax myself sometimes too, but it takes me a long time and i cannot get the right angles. however i get zero irritation after wax. so i rotate between having full 70s landscaping to trimming it short.
No. 1516598
File: 1678146975132.jpg (72.9 KB, 1280x720, download (30).jpg)
You know, when you think about it, it is more realistic to have a sum of money stay with you until you grow old… (roth ira, stock market, investments, etc) than to have someone to love you for that long
No. 1516611
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She was my favorite as a kid. It was so refreshing to see someone who looked like me be the popular mean girl kek
No. 1516614
>>1516601we should have a draw/edition thread, would love to request a
nonny my retarded ideas, and draw other retarded ideas back
No. 1516640
File: 1678150376474.jpg (58.8 KB, 622x609, 5046ee82a01e4a6ef5fa065f9d76b2…)
sometimes I wish I could go back to identifying as nonbinary and pretend that I'm a slug or something. It was kinda fun and autistically retarded. I need help
No. 1516656
File: 1678151776146.png (278.49 KB, 500x283, goku.png)
Me:
>I'm gonna find my personal style this year
>spends $32 on toe socks
No. 1516667
File: 1678152364173.jpg (44.63 KB, 1080x607, wake me up.jpg)
Just spent like 10 minutes picking the sausage of of my frozen pizza
No. 1516679
File: 1678153019295.jpg (123.34 KB, 700x933, 593e90503183f09d0668d8274a4ef0…)
Sharing any kind of serious opinion on lolcow is low-key pointless because if an anon wants to disagree, they will just twist your words, purposefully ignore things, make assumptions and generally just misinterpret things to fight. And if you try to correct them they will just keep going to keep the argument going. That's why I just infight about food and other stupid shit.
No. 1516697
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>>1516679Well I think whoever did this to this avocado is retarded, there I said it..
No. 1516700
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a stray cat had kittens on my shed. I wanna gain their trust so i can adopt one and give the rest up for adoption. Any tips? they are very scared of me as of now to the point they hiss at me when i get close. I have been feeding them cat food and giving them clean water.
No. 1516703
File: 1678154511382.jpg (98.05 KB, 736x920, 5bf3039a2d7f2ffc89095e02f16ba8…)
In real life my baby fever is insane and I would love to be a mother but in video games I get annoyed when I have a kid because it's like, I'm already the protagonist and have to do all this stuff and now I have to take care of some little shit. Unless it's a dynamic where I'm taking care of a child that was abandoned for one reason or another. I think those are cute and sweet and they tug at my heartstrings.
No. 1516710
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I made this cute meme can a nonnie(s) please save it and use it in their daily lives please I'm just very proud of how it came out
No. 1516716
File: 1678155297107.png (11.99 KB, 250x250, moz in cat form.png)
>>1515900I've only recently got into them, embarrassing but I love The Queen is Dead (I'm a bong who hates the royal family to begin with) and I Know It's Over. Need to listen to more though. It all started because I think young Moz is a cutie
>>1515987He loves cats so he should do the nyan cat song
No. 1516732
File: 1678156250612.jpg (40.08 KB, 960x720, gffhff.jpg)
>>1516706>>1516703I want kids IRL, but I HATE kids in fics if they're not canon. I don't wanna read about a made-up child, which usually ends up written badly anyway. And ESPECIALLY in my characterxself-insert fics.
NO. BABIEEEES! EVEEEER!!
No. 1516791
File: 1678161241335.jpg (235.03 KB, 931x736, nn.jpg)
Are there any meme Nikocado phone wallpapers with his screaming/scary faces? Maybe kpop collage style… I need it to stop me from stress eating
No. 1516799
File: 1678162259004.jpeg (97.06 KB, 521x696, 1677994761268.jpeg)
>>1516791Anon… why would you want nikocado as your phone wallpaper? Are you insane?
No. 1516817
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>>1516808"claiming he used
abusive tactics to manipulate and control her during one of their collaboration efforts."
No. 1516833
File: 1678163820914.jpeg (80.8 KB, 728x727, 9B6B624C-E4ED-4ACF-9125-D45096…)
I have to shower but I was listening to creepy edgy vocaloid songs from like 10 years ago im scared
No. 1516895
File: 1678169492615.jpg (535.12 KB, 1080x1165, FmRGnmHakAISgvK.jpg)
Zoom in & first thing you see is how you gonna die.
I got mother-son relationship
No. 1516910
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No. 1517012
File: 1678181170165.gif (1.04 MB, 200x200, k.gif)
>>1516990It's perfect! Thank you,
nonny!!
No. 1517084
File: 1678191258576.jpg (49.1 KB, 500x644, 1645312409316.jpg)
I'm keep forgetting what threads I posted in. I'm sorry, nonnies who take the time to respond only for me to read it a week later.
No. 1517236
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These flat brushes fucking suck for foundation I'm glad we've moved on to better foundation appliances methods.
No. 1517239
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My fuckboy brother really just nlog’d me in front of his gf for being so uwu pure, all women are promiscuous except me! Literally said that, I wish I was kidding, I felt second-hand embarrassment. I’m just so high up on the pedestal, I wonder what he would say if he knew I tried to blackmail a man for money lol
No. 1517242
File: 1678204858622.jpeg (1.65 MB, 1242x1537, 1665762966627.jpeg)
Just woke up to my cat eating my earbuds. Fun
No. 1517250
File: 1678205084254.jpeg (655.19 KB, 1881x1623, 1665725647327.jpeg)
>>1517243It's a real cat
nonny, an anon posted her cat in the cat thread and I found it so funny looking (in a good way). I still think about it today
>>>/ot/1374137 No. 1517254
>>1517250Oh my God, idk how I didn't recognize her because I replied to one of those posts. I even said I liked her eye shape kek
>>1517253No, the cats eyes just looked very glassy in that picture.
No. 1517259
File: 1678205615846.jpg (82.11 KB, 836x625, 1648328984721.jpg)
>>1517102i just installed dollchan but it keeps saying connection failed (timeout). Is there something I need to do? I'm rarted
No. 1517260
File: 1678205671701.jpeg (1010.56 KB, 4000x3000, 86E6B1C6-F084-4759-9755-9C5765…)
speaking of cat anons, this dilute calico lives in my head rent free
No. 1517262
File: 1678206045186.jpg (Spoiler Image,76.71 KB, 392x588, 3d-pizza-letter-printed-skinny…)
>>1516895>Women's underwear kek let it be these please
No. 1517265
File: 1678206680108.png (22.19 KB, 125x130, Screenshot (393).png)
I feel like the Sanic totem is lying to me… he promises that boy will text me and that he isn't gay but might have autism and that he knows who I am, but I am doubting you, I am sorry Sanic… my belief is wavering but I am trying to be strong! The answers you give me are so bright, but the pain is never ending and the sadness is like a deep well full of ice cold misery.
No. 1517278
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>>1517259It's trying to refresh, and because of lolcors spam/DOS protection it sometimes fails.
Try reloading the site by strg+f5 or restart DollChan on the off-button.
Sometimes it fails to load new posts in the favorites tab, too - it's no biggie though (might have to do with the fuckload of favorites I have though)
>>1517245I love you too,
nonnie <3
No. 1517324
File: 1678211839612.gif (1.9 MB, 640x360, Wakakozake.gif)
>>1516895>Food PornI'm okay with this
No. 1517355
File: 1678214892317.jpg (27.35 KB, 552x552, VASH.jpg)
WHY THE FUCK HE SO CUTE
No. 1517399
>>1517390Wait I forgot the boy's media womanchild hold up
>boy's media womanchild. Grew up watching cartoon network and nickelodeon, most likely really into Transformers, Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, Pokemon etc. Drawn more to boy's media, wasn't very invested in girly media.I was thinking that the anime womanchild encompassed the boy's media womanchild too. Brain fart moment!
No. 1517406
File: 1678219758475.jpg (107.08 KB, 1000x563, bloom.jpg)
>>1517389fashion doll womanchild. Winx Club, Barbie, Bratz & Trollz
No. 1517424
>>1517421Idk, what if
nonnie. What if.
No. 1517428
>>1517426just do it
nonny, post there and revive it. Make opabinia return
No. 1517557
File: 1678231908789.jpeg (38.26 KB, 480x480, F98D80D4-8BD7-4F83-B42F-8475F2…)
someone remind me to buy razors my pussy is hairy as fuck
No. 1517614
>>1517557i wanna try shaving mine even though
i am pretty hairy everywhere else, spoilering for TMI but
i hate my pubes getting stuck to the pads flaps, it hurts like shit No. 1517628
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>>1517598>>1517591That’s not it at all, it’s just pretty long right now. I don’t mind having some hair down there.
>>1517604Kek waxing scares me, I dunno if I’d ever do it.
>>1517613Now I just wanna grow it out just to braid it kek
No. 1517639
>>1516144i had a landlord like this, and i just made myself so annoying in response that he eventually left me the fuck alone. eg. >cleaning up leaves >follow him and clean up behind him >he tells me to mow lawn >pretend lawnmower is broken and call him 19 times in a day >lawnmower actually does break >drag it to his sons house and ask them to fix it
make yourself worse than them, they go away
No. 1517688
>>1517684Yeah but do you think those people are fans of Andrew Tate? I'm sure he has a lot of chasers waiting for this news, but a lot of them are DL or genuinely don't think trannies are women and that shit is gay ass hell no matter how you slice it. Though I can wait to see men going. "Well dealing with a dick is better then a 1" because I think it's not really a secret to anyone who uses the internet that most Tim's have dicks still. I imagine Blair whites name will be the go to for conservatives who hate troons but only because they don't look like blairea filtered pictures.
It's really telling how so many scrotes know a Troon they'd totally sleep with if they had to do some kind of "either or" game that nobody but them brought up.
No. 1517690
File: 1678245240580.jpg (97.01 KB, 1280x720, discussing penises.jpg)
Who do you think is more likely to secretly like dick between Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson? Also bonus question: is there anyone famous or a well known cow you nonnies wish was bi or gay?
No. 1517725
File: 1678247572938.jpg (134.77 KB, 500x458, 1671790277326.jpg)
>>1517690>is there anyone famous or a well known cow you nonnies wish was bi or gay?i used to think scott the woz was gay to feed my weird avgnxscott fetishes
No. 1517735
File: 1678248120573.jpg (134.77 KB, 1014x770, Capture.JPG)
>>1517732are u a SHEEP or a GOAT
nonny No. 1517736
File: 1678248251593.jpg (10.06 KB, 275x183, download.jpg)
>>1517732so i googled this and even in the gayest of pose in the gayest of "Gay fashion reality show where you have to create a suit that represents good and evil" suit, he still doesn't seem gay to me. I'm sorry, I'd be very surpised if he was.
Theres 3 men I'd never clock as gay
>John Cena>God/jesus>Jordan Petersonand a bonus-
Undertaker/Kane
I just don't think they taketh the dick nonas
No. 1517743
File: 1678248600379.png (1.99 MB, 1919x1079, Screenshot_106.png)
what's a good tv show or film that's cerebral but also not depressing? is that even possible? bonus points if it's humorous. i am depressed and rotting my brain with retarded sonic animations on youtube + really ridiculous family guy fetish porn because they're some of the only few things left that make me laugh but at the cost of my final neurons
No. 1517748
>>1517740You know I was going to insult you, act like an asshole but I won't. Jesus wouldn't touch a dick that wasn't his, nor would he ever touch as asshole that wasn't his, woman nor man. He bends over for nobody and please stop being so fucking disrespect it's not even funny.
We have dick hungry fake men like "Drake" running around pretending to be straight, or Andrew Taint screaming about his life for girldick, Tyga sucking troon dick/balls and kissing Aviril Lavenge with those same lips, how dare you even try to come at Jesus like that? Are you mad?
No. 1517754
File: 1678249374475.jpeg (76.56 KB, 540x707, 47BF7E1E-2B92-4418-A497-F868F6…)
My brother said my boyfriend looks like human Shrek and I can’t stop thinking about it because its 100% true
No. 1517764
File: 1678250305058.jpg (99.4 KB, 1284x1167, FhDWvOnX0AAXzZH.jpg)
>>1517755don't insult human shrek like that
No. 1517787
File: 1678251881512.jpg (144.95 KB, 976x437, Run.jpg)
No. 1517792
>>1517236i have to disagree. applying with brush then blending with sponge or fingers >>>>
like id rather see people using brushes than moldy beauty blenders that haven't been washed for months kek
No. 1517824
File: 1678254198007.jpg (178.65 KB, 1280x1007, 01.jpg)
>>1517704>like he has that catty, squeaky cadence and demeanorIt just sounds like a stereotypical nasally nerd voice to me. However picrel was definitely a gay moment
No. 1517862
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No. 1517878
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How I'm tryna be
No. 1517909
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i wonder what ever happened to marat safin. ever since the ookraine war, he has been mia on social media. he has also deleted a ton of pictures from his instagram. is he dead? is he hiding somewhere in spain/russia? and no one else in the tennis world seems that perturbed by his absence. i just wonder what he is hiding or hiding from?
No. 1517985
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we need to stop the drakefication of men in society
No. 1517986
File: 1678274830470.png (750.05 KB, 952x512, why.png)
>>1517985like literally… why
No. 1517987
File: 1678274874049.jpg (37.29 KB, 600x494, 9c6e3adb6f269bef47b7bb0805b37a…)
>>1517985How the fuck did he go from this to …whatever that is
No. 1518010
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this is literally so unhealthy. What the fuck
No. 1518034
File: 1678280570136.gif (601.41 KB, 220x268, srhjsrth.gif)
Why is weed not legal here this is misogyny
No. 1518086
>>1518034Pharmaceutical companies don't want weed legal
Private prisons don't want weed legal
Tobacco and alcohol companies don't want weed legal
It only becomes legal when scumbags find a way to screw people over with it
Like in Michigan how big corps are screwing small businesses owners and the weed quality is going down so much but it's cheap and that's all the commoners care about
No. 1518133
>>1518083The Nordics! I have a plug but I would prefer buying it legally & having access to a dispensary
>>1518086Makes sense
No. 1518150
File: 1678295450818.jpg (12.53 KB, 330x283, db3ab0edd191817d2b76a74fcace19…)
literally
No. 1518254
File: 1678301099366.png (164.94 KB, 522x452, ugh.png)
I really do hate this
No. 1518334
File: 1678305210780.jpg (27.64 KB, 736x1099, 70625c759f0241b8a2f6bbf113551b…)
Was trying to find quotes to put around me to keep me motivated to work and study, but none of them speak to me. I need shit that says
>"NOTHING IS EVER AS DIFFICULT AS YOU THINK IT IS, PROCRASTINATION PATTY"
>"DONT'T LET YOUR SIMSELF BE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU"
>"GET MONEY"
>"YOU WANT LE CREUSET, DON'T YOU?"
No. 1518338
File: 1678305431749.jpg (469.68 KB, 2000x1333, Le-Creuset-Just-Dropped-a-Gorg…)
>>1518334Samefag, speaking of Le Creuset look at their new spring collection
No. 1518346
File: 1678305829041.png (1.06 MB, 742x748, 1615450584908.png)
It's one of those days where I made a bunch of posts on some different threads and am now obsessively refreshing LC to see if anyone's responded to them or posted anything new yet but the boards are too slow so I keep scrolling through the same posts instead
No. 1518370
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This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen and every time anons bring her up and her uwu art I want to alog. This is literally what Shatna does. How could you ever accept the fact that this grown woman wears diapers and sings about diapers probably and names her fucking albums about diapers and being a baby and sucking on a pacifier. Couldn't be me.
No. 1518396
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I was actually excited for The Little Mermaid movie because I love the animated film (it's my favorite), but as more and more stuff comes out I feel like this movie isn't gonna be good. Disney is not going to do this movie justice. And it's sad because this absolutely could make this good, but they're too focused on realism and it's just going to lose all of the magic.
No. 1518412
File: 1678308920085.jpg (153.44 KB, 680x540, pain.jpg)
lmfao i got an email from omori kickstarter with a nintendo switch key for a copy of the game. i backed the game in 2014 and was given the option to receive a copy on both pc and 3ds. but development took so long that nobody even uses the 3ds anymore and they had to change it to switch instead. its been 10 years lmfao i dont even OWN a switch.
im gonna ask some switch owning friends if they want it but if noone takes it, any EU switch owning anons who are interested in the game can have it. ive barely even touched my pc copy of the game i shouldve just applied for a refund years ago honestly
No. 1518413
File: 1678308932952.jpg (146.06 KB, 1290x964, Sebastian.jpg)
>>1518396Samefag I'm also very disappointed they made Sebastian a regular crab instead of a tuna crab or even retconning the OG so he's a lobster. A tuna crab would've been so cute, and it looks exactly like Sebastian! Once again Disney ruining movies with "realism".
No. 1518435
File: 1678310367226.png (118.89 KB, 209x275, 1678247894576 (1).png)
I can't believe it but I've been influenced by Shayna and I want to make this little shrug. I'll make it a cropped sweater instead though
No. 1518459
File: 1678311415015.gif (190.1 KB, 220x298, hehe.gif)
For the past 6 months I have been using my work laptop during work hours to stream my own music on soundcloud and get free plays I just loop all the tracks with zero volume and leave it running lol the fan is going crazy but idc they gave it to me used anyway
No. 1518582
File: 1678319249884.jpg (17.32 KB, 474x474, th-2626935728.jpg)
I'm addicted to this oatmilk. Before I had only almond milk and it was alright but nothing to write home about. This has been a game changer. It's so frothy and creamy and delicious. I like to shake it up so it's all bubbly and take a swig of it throughout the day, I like to put it in my tea and my coffee and I just had a mug right now with the unicorn cookies I just baked. I'm already on my third or fourth carton of the year and I keep finishing them faster each time, help me nonas I can't stop
No. 1518599
>>1518597the calories are why it's better lol
most low calorie almond "milks" should just be called almond flavored water
No. 1518602
File: 1678320728238.png (27.81 KB, 555x318, kuva.png)
Oh my god I was googling Style Savvy sequel since I did not remember the name of the one they showed in Nintendo Direct. I came across this and was like what, it released already?? I spent a good 5 minutes going throught the e-shop until I noticed the name of the site I got the info from… it's fucking fanfiction
https://fantendo.fandom.com/wiki/Style_Savvy:_Fashion_Famous No. 1518612
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Me whenever I have to drive somewhere that's not the same five places I always go to
No. 1518660
File: 1678327157406.jpeg (18.18 KB, 194x192, 1623689979995.jpeg)
>Me thinking imageboard posters are unhinged, but then I go through normie comments and they all say unironically unhinged and retarded shit with their photos and real identities attached.
I wish there was less people on the internet again.
No. 1518672
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>>1518670Literally No one was talking to you
No. 1518675
>>1518585I hope you like it anon!! Let me know if you end up enjoying it.
>>1518596This is the first oat milk I've ever had so I can't compare sadly, but I did a quick check on reviews online and they're raving.
>>1518609Sadly I'm a midget and have a tiny daily calorie allowance. This oat milk has twice as many calories as my old almond milk so I have to be careful unless I want to be even fatter than I already am.
No. 1518679
File: 1678329188438.jpg (1.89 MB, 892x742, 57a208ee0d7e9c771d4d16f1ba99cb…)
>>1518677I have a human size stomach but a hobgoblin size body (picrel me in the middle)
No. 1518751
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>>1518712Melatonin doesn’t make me fall asleep but i notice when I take it I have a really hard time waking up, I get so groggy lol
No. 1518792
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I wish I was cool insane enough to be a resident nickname nonnie. Pakichan is sad, but Boyegachan and Lawrenceanon are based AF in their autistic passion. They are cringe but they are free and I love them for it. Live your truth, you beautiful swans
No. 1518810
>>1518793Fyi there's a search function for lolcow
https://cse.google.com/cse?cx=015039435983255579989:ewpleqypgn0 or you can go to the main page of any of the boards and scroll down, the link is at the bottom
No. 1518824
File: 1678345374912.jpg (93.12 KB, 1500x1000, jannies.jpg)
>>1518813I am absurdly self conscious about my post history for this reason.
No. 1519014
File: 1678368384636.gif (1.55 MB, 379x216, Kevin-Nods-and-Smiles-The-Offi…)
>>1518996Nice, anon. Nice
No. 1519028
File: 1678369350418.jpg (Spoiler Image,52.96 KB, 725x687, null.JPG)
>>1519024So sorry nona, reposting
This man looks legitimately retarded. Why is his face so weird?? Did his eyes have a fight and drift apart?
No. 1519044
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>>1518907>>1518914apparently they don't have an admin and haven't had one in a while. she/he/they left around the time that lolcow started having issues with shaymin so it was largely overlooked because of all the drama going on here. i also asked in /meta/ what was going on because a bunch of threads i liked were nuked for no reason and got a snarky fucking reply that they changed twice (assuming it was the one mod). then they deleted the thread all together. just very weird, who knows how they are keeping the board afloat.
https://crystal.cafe/meta/res/9.html#q7661 No. 1519060
>>1519044It's weird, I'm not sure what to make of it. I feel like there's one unstable mod online 24/7 deleting and banning at her(?) own will and pretty much making her(?) own rules now that there's no admin to reign anyone in. Like you, I made a post in /meta/ a few months or so ago and got an aggressive ban message and my post was deleted. I don't really feel comfortable using cc anymore because I def wouldn't put it past this mod to look at your post history. I wish Asherah's Garden was still up.
>and got a snarky fucking reply that they changed twiceDo you remember what the reply was?
No. 1519065
>>1519060>Do you remember what the reply was?not verbatim no, unfortunately. however i do remember the first reply to my question was normal - something along the lines of "there isn't an admin anymore and there's nothing we can do". then a minute later it got changed to i was whining and could go make new threads/threads can be restored at anytime (by whom? not certainly by me lol). i apologized and then the thread was deleted.
i honestly find the whole thing to be a bit creepy. what is it with female imageboards and weird shit going on bts? probably another schizo moderator who thinks everyone is out to get them.
No. 1519095
>>1519089i second
>>1519092. are your parents vegan or vegetarian? if they're vegetarian or eat meat, they'll probably feel like the meal is incomplete without a protein, even if it is fake meat. i would also make a salad, and maybe something to nibble on like fried spring rolls or maybe some fried tofu with a nice sweet and sour dipping sauce.
one mug of rice isn't enough for two normal sized people. make a little more and add plenty of veg to make it hearty. make it spicy if you can, i love spicy vegan food and that usually perks up non-vegans.
No. 1519107
>>1509670I second this
>>1510208It's in the hundreds and I thought about counting them because me and my bf just moved and they still need to be put back in the shelves but it's really hard to figure out which ones are mine kek. I really stopped buying books a few years ago, it's too overwhelming to have that much physical stuff and they easily get dusty. I mostly pirate ebooks now except for some feminist books I'd like to have a physical copy of, for the reason that I only got into feminism later and I really want more female authors in my libary.
No. 1519115
File: 1678378943324.jpg (108.25 KB, 601x601, 1676756242299186.jpg)
trying to convince myself i am a lazy bastard by choosing the app-only 20% off promo instead of walking to the store
No. 1519122
File: 1678379407709.jpg (50.8 KB, 412x406, barry.jpg)
>>1519120i am happy i get all the cool stuff from period(cool blood and horniness) without the negatives(agonizing pain)
No. 1519143
File: 1678380985125.jpg (32.97 KB, 378x303, preg doll era.JPG)
I thought this was Greg
No. 1519157
>>1519142i feel the same, so so much.
>Why can't we have just one imageboard with normal mods and admins?i wish i had a cool and witty answer but honestly i think it just boils down to retarded internet people with no lives and imageboard culture in general. we're two steps away from the seventh layer of hell in terms of internet acceptability so this attracts all kinds of deranged cockroaches who have nothing better to do and way too much time on their hands. plus these boards do not generate any kind of revenue whatsoever, so a more normal, well-adjusted individual has no incentive to sink their time and money into maintaining something that isn't giving them anything back other than equally wild users who are always unhappy about something, risk of doxxing from misogynistic losers, imaginary beefs from other nutty cockroach admins, and endless amounts of cp spam to wake up to every morning if you refuse to pander to people with penises.
No. 1519314
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I was looking at nail shit on one of those AliExpress type of sites, and one item was a cat eye nail polish for $1. Whenever I see that type of stuff I always feel like it must have some dangerous ass chemicals in it.
No. 1519349
File: 1678391456891.gif (5.81 MB, 498x331, 2dade347f45f803511bbf51a0420fc…)
i love woman! happy woman month
No. 1519352
File: 1678391545653.jpg (378.25 KB, 1080x1350, MinaLe.jpg)
Call me a nasty bitch idc but how could a fashion youtuber who is being photographed for VOGUE MAGAZINE let themselves have unblended eyeshadow like sorry but this is kind of a disaster.
No. 1519385
File: 1678394175661.jpg (46.98 KB, 564x864, HAHA.jpg)
Why do young zoomers hate this comic?
No. 1519393
File: 1678394916101.jpg (116.23 KB, 800x1200, Spirit.jpg)
Nonas I have reached some sort of spiritual enlightment.
In the past I would engage with all sorts of retarded comments and derails.
The last days, whenever I go on LC and see inflammatory posts and anons being wrong on the internet, I just can't be arsed to reply. I don't care anymore. Let people be dumb. I'm just replying to things that actually interest me.
No. 1519396
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>>1519387>For me it's >Calling those brows drag makeupExpand your horizons beyond twitter, read a book, watch a movie
>>1519393One day, one day…
No. 1519418
>>1519396Ntayrt but Jean Harlow had way cleaner looking brows than this monstrosity
>>1519352 like they couldn't even touch them up in photoshop? Like the photographer really just kept in the obvious eyebrow stubble and the eyeliner that looks like it's been on her face for at least two days and the unblended shadow. Like who thought this looled good. Genuinely embarrassed for her.
No. 1519422
File: 1678396231001.jpg (24.61 KB, 616x361, 7d92869bfbf996780e8a11dd527f33…)
Things I've seen jumping through Tiktok Lives for 20 Minutes
>lots of truckers filming their route
>lots of people just looking at the screen and seemingly waiting for the chat to entertain them
>lots of moids cutting fish and removing bones from other flesh
>someone "popping pimples" on a plastic fish toy
>a legit autist staring confused(?) and completely mute at the camera for minutes with his only movement being him dragging a wall-e toy across a table back and forth
>a guy explaining two major theories about the existence of time
>a woman in some kind of ice cream truck, preparing drinks and desserts with a minimum of 6 wasps in the picture at any given time
>a guy polishing coins and other rusty metal he supposedly found in a river
>a very enthusiastic guy going with a detector through the green of a public park
>a woman and a very chatty cyborg man who kinda looked like Robbie Williams constantly talking over her
>a guy doing pull up who literally looks like a buff version of the soyboy meme
>a woman burning cardboard pieces
>some moid in his workplace loosing his shit over the watch count rising and updating his colleagues on it every 30 seconds instead of working
No. 1519427
>>1519385From what I can tell it's for the same reason most people don't like it.
Because it's cringe, the art style is overly cutesy, the characters are bland, the dialogue is bad. For a while people attacked it by saying it was fetishizing mlms until they found out the creator was an ftm like the rest of them.
Boyfriends slander is a whole genre on tiktok
There are so many gay comics on webtoons to compare it to I think boyfriends only stands out because of it's art style.
No. 1519428
>>1519402Can't believe you made me listen to this crap. Even if I didn't click the video I would still hear it because it's permanently burned into my memory and you just refreshed memories I didn't want to remember. How dare you.
But answering you, yeah, it does sound slightly different form what I remember.
No. 1519438
File: 1678396954312.jpg (13.35 KB, 320x241, download (1).jpg)
Trying to create my ideal bf in character.ai.
No. 1519500
File: 1678400918569.png (997.98 KB, 1146x706, 1677543966624538.png)
>>1519438Sweet, wish I could do that with my OC, bi sexual couple! Go for it
nonnie!
No. 1519572
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"but how you gonna pay for it?
how you gonna pay for it?"
money's an excuse
to keep us lazy and amused
but complaining won't break its grip
No. 1519707
File: 1678419274729.png (108.95 KB, 468x702, 02-09-23JodieCollectionSet1PDP…)
Fashion Nova clothes may be estupida but their jeans really are nice.
No. 1519710
>>1519598I use audio technicas ATH-M50xBT2
They're not cheap though but sales do happen on various sites, I got them for $130 and thats the lowest I've ever seen them (cyber monday)
No. 1519715
File: 1678419780148.jpg (37.45 KB, 640x480, sddefault.jpg)
>>1519707Spent a ?intue trying to find pictures of thos girl before surgery but I can't, however she really fucked up her face and body. She looks unreal and not in a good way
No. 1519727
File: 1678421210538.png (15.38 KB, 550x488, 1676586090629044.png)
Does anyone remember where these bunnies came from?? i remember its some schizo alt right girl but i've completely forgotten the name.
No. 1519736
>>1519734You have control
nonnie, use it
No. 1519739
>>1519734i feel this
im banning myself from looking at any of the /snow/ boards to try to stop making a habit of getting into cycles of rage from the tranny threads
No. 1519804
File: 1678430334732.jpg (91.56 KB, 640x960, mhqukxzhkqma1.jpg)
Here my queen, let me sell you some fruit. You look parched.
No. 1519912
>>1519804Wtf?
I'm the queen, I should get free fruit.
No. 1519955
File: 1678453307377.png (24.97 KB, 609x201, masahiro ito tweet.png)
>>1519938I know nothing about this but just checked this twitter and saw this. Are you sure about this? Guy barely speaks English, who knows what he meant to say really
No. 1519962
File: 1678453880052.jpg (54.63 KB, 695x695, 1646463740539.jpg)
non-amerifag nonnies, do you tip? I dont and i dont feel shame for it
No. 1519964
File: 1678454042405.png (122.21 KB, 732x772, masahiro.png)
>>1519955NTA but
https://twitter.com/adsk4/status/1634130105659437056>トランスジェンダーの女性が自由に女性用トイレに入れると言うのは、少し違うと思います。>なぜなら、「私はトランスジェンダーの女性だ！」と言い張る"普通の"男性も自由に女性用トイレに入る事が可能になるから。それは問題だと思います。>そういう問題を考慮の上で、この問題を真剣に議論すべき。
>To say that transgender women can freely enter women's restrooms is a bit different.>Because "normal" men who insist, "I am a transgender woman!" would also be able to freely enter women's restrooms. I think that is a problem.>We should seriously discuss this issue, taking such problems into consideration.
>トランスジェンダーの女性が気兼ね無くトイレを使用出来る社会を創造する為の最適解を模索しないと行けない。安易に「トランスジェンダーの女性も普通に女性用トイレを使用出来る様にすべき」と言う問いは間違っている。
>We have to search for the optimal solution to create a society where transgender women can use the toilet without hesitation. The simple question, "Transgender women should be able to use women's restrooms normally," is wrong.This all started because he RTed a Matt Walsh screencap and western trannies/TRAs lost their shit kek
No. 1519983
File: 1678455945385.jpg (34.24 KB, 563x560, 0174946284674591.jpg)
Waiting for season 3…
No. 1519997
File: 1678456877693.jpeg (Spoiler Image,130.79 KB, 778x681, 4F12171A-7FFD-41E5-A417-9C85EC…)
If my thyroid is dispersed, does that means it needs to take adderall?
No. 1520179
>>1519991Corporate interests and backed up by big pharma
Trannies are the ideal suckers because they are a customer to the medical system for life
No. 1520182
>>1519938Same this made my morning finding out lol
I hope more people speak up and point out how ridiculous this whole tranny shit is