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No. 1629218
you're a dumb bitch and you know it.
previous thread:
>>>/ot/1622033 No. 1629220
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I'm here
No. 1629233
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Hello.
No. 1629238
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hey
No. 1629257
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Small heads only
No. 1629295
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Why do his eyebrows look like they’re painted on with tar
No. 1629328
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I was the pioneer of talking shit about self proclaimed UwU Empaths before making fun of them was mainstream
No. 1629405
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I might be a misandrist but I'm no5 inmune to a guy with big thighs
No. 1629409
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One day we'll take over the world nonnas, one day we definitely will.
No. 1629427
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>>1629412Don't be sad nonna, we'll take a picture that's even better once we take over the world.
No. 1629467
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>>1629463First off, you are rude as shit. Secondly, why do you care about what some random does with her phone? I'm not leaking national security information, I'm not peddling drugs to losers on the internet, I'm neither distributing illegal content like ISIS beheadings set to loony toons music to indoctrinate children. No. I'm using the text app on my phone to write daily happenings, recipes, and fandom related thoughts. No, it's people like you who don't deserve technology who only use it to peddle negative vibes and energy like a bitchy redditor moid.
No. 1629475
>>1629467>No, it's people like you who don't deserve technology who only use it to peddle negative vibes and energy like a bitchy redditor moid.exactly. i've noticed this, too. 99% of time, when these negative people get called out, they then start resorting to petty insults, "y-you're so mad haha" or "uhmm projection much??" because that's the only way they know how to defend themselves.
>>1629474you posted this just as i was typing the above lmao, called it. think of something better, retard
No. 1629502
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You know that video of scientists discovering stubby squids? I don't like the squid in that video. This one in particular, it's eyes are creepy and they scare me.
No. 1629540
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>>1629502picrel lookin ass
No. 1629567
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I thought Jaceo voraginosus was real I need to be put down
No. 1629616
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I couldn't browse lc this weekend and it was the worst.
No. 1629662
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I've been taking a break from my husbando I feel utter sorrow when I think of him, I can't stomach it right now to watch the shows of the husbandofags. I'm currently starting Mob Psycho and Hoozuki no Reitetsu. I have high hopes for Mob Psycho, not sure what to expect from Hoozuki.
No. 1629663
>>1629662>spoilerWhy
nonny?
No. 1629695
>>1629663I'm just tired of seeing him in pain. Breaks my heart.
>>1629670I guess I will.
>>1629687I like it so fair. The protag of a shounen being a fraud with no actual abilities is funny.
>What happened to your husbando?what hasn't happened to him is the real question.
No. 1629715
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Ai generating is like crack, there's always going to be something better than the last.
No. 1629727
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Why did he have to go extinct?
No. 1629751
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>>1629718reigen, my beloved…
No. 1629754
>>1629698Check the husbando thread.
>>1629718>into To be clear, I am not into anyone from Mob Psycho. But I'm a voice person and I do like Reigan's voice (in a non romantic/sexual way) though. It's not at all how I expected it to sound. I thought he would sound like a fucking dweeb.
No. 1629755
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>>1629754Samefag. I did not appreciate this ghost having a titty-looking chin.
No. 1629775
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>Someone posts some weird kickstarter for this bag
>MAJOR TERF VIBES GUYS
Like, it's a pretty fucking weird bag I think everyone can agree there but how the fuck do troons think it has anything to do with terfs?
No. 1629782
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my melody's mom's quote of the day:
if you catch yourself a man who would worry himself sick over one or two little failures, you'll regret it for your entire life.
No. 1629785
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No. 1629789
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>>1629785As much as I love Kuromi, I do find it kind of ironic she gets used here for a lot of moid hating memes since she's pretty much a pick me for Hiiragi in the anime.
No. 1629790
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lipstick depotting is so gorgeous i could watch it for years
No. 1629796
>>1629792I like Jun but Keiichi is a fuckin douche haha, he makes for a good villain and he's great as Usamimi Kamen but I feel like sometimes they could have lightened him up a bit.
I feel bad for Uta though since both Keiichi and Kakeru kinda suck.
No. 1629801
>>1629796yeah, i like him as a villain, but there's not much to his motivation, but i guess that's why Dar-chan had to submit to Keiichi instead of the other way around.
>I feel bad for Uta though since both Keiichi and Kakeru kinda suckthis, it's a bit annoying that the only way they're finding out that Keiichi and Kuromi are working together is because of Kakeru's nosy jealous ass, and Uta refusing to believe him bc of how much he troubles her is what he deserves to be honest.
No. 1629802
>>1629801>but there's not much to his motivationI honestly assumed that was meant to be the joke, he's a dude who has everything in life but basically nothing go on personality wise yet almost all the girls fall in love with him.
>and Uta refusing to believe him bc of how much he troubles her is what he deserves to be honestThey get together later on despite that, which I was never a big fan of. Honestly the romance in the anime is probably the least well written aspect, only crush I found cute was Baku's henchman crush on Kuromi. I think it did platonic relationships a lot better.
No. 1629813
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>>1629802>They get together later on despite thati knew it was coming, still.
it's such a waste, such a cute character design and face on an annoying brat.
>Honestly the romance in the anime is probably the least well written aspect, only crush I found cute was Baku's henchman crush on Kuromi. I think it did platonic relationships a lot better.i also think it did familial relationships a lot better, the mom episodes made me cry, the christmas one was the best, and the dad episodes were endearing, i wonder if there really are fathers that are motivated by thoughts of their children like Masahiko and Homer Simpson("Do it for her")
No. 1629814
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i miss her
No. 1629815
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it's what he deserves.
No. 1629818
>>1629816Isn't 'accidental gay moment' kind of a big trope in shoujo in general?
With that being said I kinda wish the anime wasn't so 'no homo despite the fujobait' at a lot of moments but I guess that just comes with it being a 2000s anime.
No. 1629819
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i can't believe kuroshit is coming back, i'm so excited to see the discourse from modern anime fans while ignoring all of it
No. 1629823
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>>1629819can't wait to witness to see fans try to push Grell as being twanswamen representation.
No. 1629829
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literally I have no idea why Brian David Glibert doesn't seem to have any fangirls. I constantly see the weirdest most unwashed molemen get millions of diehard fangirls. he's a huge dork and looks like a scrawny gerbil, except he at least has hair and dandy shirts. PS: this totally isn't BDG speaking
No. 1629838
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No. 1629848
>>1629775Kek, this bag!!
They think it's TERFy because of the female symbols implying menstruation is unique to women, which it is, and that it's not something women should be ashamed of. Also the female symbol is generally used by radfems, at least on Twitter and other places I've seen. Pretty based of them if you ask me.
No. 1629852
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>>1629570my parents are in their 60s and they know jack shit about how to navigate skype, let alone discord. calling them is the only option until they kick the bucket, same with my normie friends who don’t even know what discord is. i also have to be on the phone quite a bit taking care of my parents affairs so no, i don’t think i will.
No. 1629860
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they don't make anime boy fits like these no more
No. 1629868
thank you to
>>>/ot/1621749and
>>>/ot/1621774 my life has been significantly better since watching this cutie.
No. 1629871
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loving seeing him suffer
No. 1629873
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No. 1629875
>>1629873When you think about it, Jesus was really the first
victim of gangstalking……
No. 1629882
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I watched this and yawned throughout
No. 1629886
>>1629775you can't be too female or that makes you a
TERF obviously
ugly bag but I like the tampon charms, I would wear them as novelty earrings
No. 1629946
>>1629848a while ago I spotted the Venus symbol in the twitter bio of a female athlete from my country, it made me wonder if she's a crypto
terf or something along the lines or maybe I'm spending too much time on LC kek, but she's lesbian and gnc, so I guess I'm being hopeful.
No. 1630059
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Obsessed with this so much
No. 1630176
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>>1629860He and aniki should kiss and make up
No. 1630184
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is there anything more demoralizing than having to log back in to a dating app after you moved off it with someone and even had a date, which you apparently fucked up somehow because he ghosted you afterwards
No. 1630229
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>tfw eat a subway footlong, start to feel nauseous, lay down, start having a panic attack, genuinely wonder if someone poisoned my sandwich, alternatively wonder if my birth control is causing me to have a cardiac event, burp, begin to feel better, realize that each day is a gift, all within 30 minutes
No. 1630322
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All I want right now is toast but I have no bread. Creying.
No. 1630334
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I can see a trend starting of over-moderation and anons calling for too strict rules. If cerbmin goes with it, it will probably end up in a generally unusable site.
Anyway, look at this art I saw earlier. It's a thumb thumb from Spy Kids.
No. 1630433
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this person followed me on twitter and a few days ago they(!) started posting about how much they hate women and all that jazz, but i genuinely think its a TIF and not a real male because she posts about yaoi and shipping anime boys from female-oriented franchises KEKKK. tifs pretending to hate other women to seem more masculine is hilarious to witness
No. 1630440
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>>1630433Fucking Kek, nice façade reference
No. 1630450
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>>1630440thank you nona. also i was right it's a tif, they're way too easy to clock even if they arent obvious about it
No. 1630462
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Bitches who look like this are the worst
No. 1630489
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>>1629218Not sure where else to post this.
I was going onto ao3 for some fanfiction, and apparently ao3 is down because of a DDOS attack. I found this image on the ao3 subreddit. The group 'Anonymous Sudan' claims to have done this because ao3 is 'degenerate'.
Side note, the 'Anonymous Sudan' group is actually a group of Russian hackers pretending to be sudanese, which is why there is Russian at the top.
No. 1630500
I'm craving a sandwich with egg and American cheese but Im kinda weird about eggs so I thought about Kraft macaroni but I don't want anything artificial right now. Idk what to eat. I want cheese.
>>1630145I feel strange any drinking bathroom water even though I use it to brush my teeth
No. 1630522
>>1630508i feel like any nail polish color looks repulsive on male hands
>>1630489i would be fine with this IF and only IF they took down porn sites first. moid porn sites are much more harmful, women writing weird fanfic are still miles more normal than any porn addicted moid.
No. 1630533
>>1630524this is true, they never would because they are also porn addicts themselves, and have dumb "justifications" for getting off to material that exploits women.
>>1630525the worst is those sausage finger moids trying to dress like twinks
No. 1630539
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>>1630525I hate when they try to be qUIrKy and choose glittery or pink polish. They just look like faggots.
No. 1630619
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they're slowly deleting traces from the internet and don't think I notice what they're erasing
well played
No. 1630638
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>>1630557never lose sight of this
No. 1630643
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No. 1630678
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you smell bad
No. 1630710
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>>1630706It was vo.eros on Instagram. This one is supposed to be a "gym" setting but obviously sexual.
No. 1630857
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I can't play Mario Kart on the Wii anymore because whenever I do I remember how me and my brother got into an argument over whether or not certain pronouns should be respected and it ended with him crying and screaming and hitting and berating himself as me any my other brothers continued to play Mario Kart on the Wii while he was doing all of that. It's one of the few times I truly realized that my brother is super gay. Still love him though.
No. 1630886
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hey girl… it's been a while.. i want to be inside you again..
No. 1630905
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Couldn't help but think of the planefuckers when I saw this
No. 1630915
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>>1630489I found this fanfiction of Sudan Anonymous x AO3, it's funny lol
No. 1630927
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>>1630182I knew it was a long running series but HOW?? Who is even watching soap operas, I feel like it’s just old people who turn the tv on and forget about it
No. 1630989
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Every time I change my cursor to a cheez it, my laptop eventually craps out and reverts it back to default. Whenever there’s a face on screen I make them eat it.
No. 1630999
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Gonna make deviled eggs. No I will not share.
No. 1631018
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>>1630999from now on you must call yourself Oophaga pumilio because you eat unfertilised egg mass.
No. 1631034
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>>1631019>another season really…at least it’s the last one. I forgot about the third season but I like that one also, the fourth one was so stupid turning it into a murder mystery, hello what? Arrest this man already goddamn
No. 1631097
>>1631082God, you're not making this easy. All of these are nightmares unrivaled by each other. I know for sure that I choose Ezra for the baby daddy
and yes I was lowkey an Ezrafag before he went Manson-batshit because I feel like at least my child will have the semblance of a normal face. I will not puke looking at my baby. This is so hard because my mom is the jewel of my life!! I don't wanna stick her with either Chris or Onionboy!! Absolutely agonizing. I'll take one for the team and handcuff myself to Chris. At least my mom can live far away from Onion, nothing here says they have to BE together. And she's signing a pre-nup for sure.
Being with Chris would be scary… I'm not that strong and he has tard strength. But maybe I can mentally tard-wrangle him somehow. I'll carry a taser everywhere if I have to while training him. Maybe even "accidentally" castrate him while chopping carrots.
No. 1631100
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>>1631005Come and make me then anon. You can't.
No. 1631179
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Why do Scottish people have this on a church
No. 1631191
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>>1631179because someone just did it, kek. The story behind it is this one
https://www.stirlingcityheritagetrust.org/blog/story-behind-paisley-abbeys-alien-gargoyle"20 or so proposals for the new designs were put forward, including one that David had drawn to pay homage to the fearsome creature from one of his favourite films, Alien."So, it was just pure luck that someone thought it looks nice and that church needs an alien.
No. 1631344
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manwha artstyle is so fucking ugly i can't help but slightly judge nonnies when i see them talking about ones that they've enjoyed reading
No. 1631351
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I split dyed my hair like this a few months ago and I love it, it’s cute.
No. 1631389
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>>1631357>can't squat for 10 minutesLmaoooo no core strength
No. 1631439
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Elsie give me strength not to bait, the flesh is weak.
No. 1631496
>>1631448ya it is, I sure hope I can get away with it, but even if I don't, nobody can stop me now kek. I started with inhebriation and somnophilia for a while to try to toe the line but i am over pussyfooting around it tbh
>>1631449>>1631492aw shucks, you nonnies are too sweet
No. 1631525
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i'm getting stuff for going to college and my parents are giving me advice and the way they're going about it, you'd think i was a dorky socially retarded loser entering high school, it's all "don't buy that light blue and pink bag, you'll get bullied", "the kids that show up on the first day of college with a brand-new bag get ragged the hardest", "girls from area around my college aren't to be messed with", they gave me more study advice when i was still in school.
No. 1631528
>>1631508ive written only for myself for the past decade cus I'm autistic about my smut so I've just started formatting my stories for publishing. I did make a little money writing vampire smut as a teen though, lol…
>>1631522maybe I'll share some stuff in the shameful fetishes thread on /g/ when its all uploaded (not that im ashamed but it's definitely degenerate) i know it'll be ripped to shreds but I'm having fun with it so idc
No. 1631535
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>>1631528>I did make a little money writing vampire smut as a teen though, lol… queen shit, on god.
No. 1631576
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Finally got a good picture of the dmt entity I've been tracking on erowid
No. 1631601
File: 1689160158844.jpg (104.83 KB, 1232x821, mah love.jpg)
>>1631516thank you for reminding me of bell peppers, im picky and it's one of the only healthy things I like
No. 1631607
File: 1689160856199.jpg (710.07 KB, 3024x3095, pepperpe.jpg)
>>1631603Omg
nonny me too! Except I never particularly cared about bell peppers lol. But being allergic is annoying because people put these damn things in everything.
No. 1631624
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>>1631606I once was at an anime convention and a girl asked who I was cosplaying and I wasn't cosplaying anyone
Nonna if you dress like this you should reconsider
No. 1631642
>>1631627While her outfits in the show were definitely meant to be stylish and fashionable, they were ridiculed pretty savagely by people online for looking like they were put together in the dark. I think the general opinion was that it was too out there and trying too hard to be loud and eye-catching. I hope it was meant as a compliment though!
>>1631624That's the thing lol, I don't think I dress like that at all. I was wearing a pretty toned down top/skirt combo with a color scheme that was just burgundy with some black details. I was wearing a beret though and my hair looks similar to hers, so hopefully it was just that.
No. 1631657
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i want to cosplay this guy on the off chance a girl recognizes it and is equally deranged and she can beta my fanfics and we'll draw fanart together
No. 1631722
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>>1631657ok but you'll have to hang with my whole crew if we meet up tho
No. 1631798
File: 1689177728757.jpg (27.63 KB, 640x625, 1531881118155.jpg)
almost positive I found Shmorky but I'm keeping it to myself
No. 1631819
File: 1689179881460.jpg (198.15 KB, 1170x1415, 20230712_182107.jpg)
Timothy Chlamydia has the same energy as the Sure, Jan gif here
No. 1631824
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all of you, you ridiculed me, you made me leave from the tinfoil thread, and then had me banned. but i was right.
No. 1631837
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A long time ago a nonnie posted that she only calls posters she likes nonnie/nonna/nonny and I have taken on that same philosophy, so just know that if I call you anon it’s because I don’t like you
No. 1631907
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Would: Kariņš, Pavel, Kaja, Stoltenberg, Meloni
No. 1631919
File: 1689187903574.png (3.73 MB, 1920x1080, i regret nothing.png)
And I regret nothing. Hell, I even do it with pride
No. 1631960
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drinking wine out of my neopets wine glass at 2pm, updating my resume.
No. 1631995
>>1631975Nik. I don’t like ham at all annoying nonbinary fag. Hopefully Nik would tone down the persona, admittedly I don’t know much about him but he can be kind of funny sometimes. One of his only videos I watched I think he was just looking at a bunch of old photos and he seemed mostly calm and insightful, i was surprised.
>>1631986nta I think the entitlement just comes from us living really cushy sheltered lives. In first world countries we’re not really going through any kind of hardship so everyone is a spoiled baby who’s just making shit up to be upset about, blowing our little problems way out of proportion. It’s weird how people who’ve never really had it hard act like the biggest
victims, maybe because they’re used to always getting their way.
No. 1632001
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>>1631975The real Ham Smith is a Nobel Prize winning microbiologist, so definitely him.
(and the nonbinary artist's page doesn't load for me)
No. 1632031
>>1632012Ayrt the thing is we would need everyone to fight against this but they give us
just enough money to keep us complacent so we don’t act up. Like yeah things could be better but eh, I’ve got enough money to buy the dumb crap I want so whatever. Like just enough money to make small impulsive purchases for that endorphin rush but not enough to buy a house, start a business, do anything meaningful really. Crumbs are delicious when it’s all you’ve ever had.
No. 1632053
>>1631841Same. I only use "
nonny/
nonnie" when I'm being condescending and "anon" when I'm neutral.
No. 1632077
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I am having way too much fun roleplaying goofy ah adventures with my husbando. Makes me wish there was a manga/anime/game or something where you go on adventures with anime boys(and you arent the cringe damsell in distress).
No. 1632083
>>1631837I like and use all versions, it just shows level of excitement for me.
Anon is for more serious or reserved conversation, nona/nonna when it's a little more personal, and
nonny/
nonnie/nonners for sperging. boom…
No. 1632088
>>1631837nonny:
when I'm neutral
nonnie:
when u r cute
nonna:
when we have been through it together
anon:
when is time for you to go
No. 1632120
File: 1689197515529.png (114.35 KB, 1091x1156, 278437834214.png)
I didn't know TheStanleyParable fandom wanted to fuck the narrator or have the narrator have a relationship with Stanley, this is all new news to me apparently.
No. 1632124
>>1631837I call everyone whatever, based on the vibe. Some anons just have a "
nonny" feeling, or even a "nonnarina". Others are just "anon". I like "nonnas" the most.
No. 1632149
>>1632138"bucket of crabs" is mainly used to denounce a group of people that interfere with a person from their group achieving success, the main reason they're doing that is usually jealousy
in this case nonas aren't condemning some other nona for anything
No. 1632215
File: 1689204052659.jpeg (1.55 MB, 1179x1420, IMG_0369.jpeg)
Is it cringe to like obviousplant? I laugh at about 75% of the things he(?) makes, I think it’s fun
No. 1632467
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Why has this thread been so dead since I fell asleep. BORING.
No. 1632473
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Me trying to get my tonsil stones out
No. 1632560
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Cute
No. 1632732
>>1614749Kitten update! She is indeed a little girl. She’s better now. Ended up taking her to a different vet for her recheck last week, really glad I did, found a new vet for my pets. and she scoffed at the other vet having pushed that $240 test on me. Kitty got some different antibiotic drops to put in her nose and some oral antiviral lysine supplement. Her fecal recheck came back parasite free so she didnt need any more dewormer. I’m gonna go ahead and get her spayed with the new vet, I really liked her, super informative middle aged lady who used to work as the vet for the local shelter. Gave me a lot of great advice and didn’t try to bleed my wallet dry. She offers a low cost spay/neuter that’s similar in price to the high volume low cost spay/neuter clinic in my county, and is gonna do a nasal-larynx X-ray on her for free to check for the possibility of polyps.
She doubled in weight from her first vet appointment 3 weeks ago and her last appointment 2 weeks ago. She is over 3.6 lbs now. She was so emaciated and on deaths door when we found her. I’m just so glad she’s alright and doing so well. She’s such a sweet kitty with such a loud purr and loves giving my arm a very thorough washing (she will bite me softly if I try to make her stop kek). I love her.
No. 1632739
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Mouthbreathers reply to this post
No. 1632762
File: 1689265376895.png (226.75 KB, 1467x327, mb_.png)
>>1632741Yes. Google "the effects of mouthbreathing". More people should know about this.
No. 1632771
File: 1689265896231.jpg (335.11 KB, 714x1000, you wish you were me.jpg)
>>1632758excuse you, I have majestic features and and large open nasal passages that fill my beautiful large lungs with air
I am a horse No. 1632805
>>1632293>>1632296It just seems hypocritical to present all of those ethical and health issues of anal (even if he's trolling that's a pretty autistic level of passion and knowledge about the subject) and then also collect disgusting
abusive porn and spam it. But if he's insane then okay I believe it
No. 1632887
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How my room looks after I'm done getting ready.
No. 1632888
File: 1689275501696.jpg (68.21 KB, 736x736, 960e90a76b6f7cebf64fe822e91b13…)
>>1632741It's the other way around. People who have bad airways due to genetics are mouthbreathers. It's a phenotype you see in many people, but they were born that way and just got crappy genes from their parents. If you look like the picture on the left you won't start looking like the picture on the right from breathing through your mouth.
No. 1632929
File: 1689277960150.jpg (21.07 KB, 625x417, d8c1d83b649d965ab8363b93338195…)
Me on Google calculator because I forgot my age…again
No. 1633007
File: 1689283829052.jpeg (270.58 KB, 750x569, E5D516B7-906E-4D26-A9F5-03C1C2…)
Can someone get me that photo of the guy getting his face shoved into the cake, you know the one
No. 1633025
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Yep
No. 1633086
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>>1632744>>1632766Thanks nonnies, she is just such a perfect baby! She’s asleep purring on my lap rn. I couldn’t be happier. I haven’t had a baby kitten since 2016 when I still lived with my parents and they found a kitten. She will be an indoor only baby unlike my parents cats. I’m so happy to finally be able to have my own cats that keep as strictly indoor only babies.
No. 1633210
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>>1633116Does marrying a woman sound like something a gay man would do? Get your mind out of the gutter!
No. 1633265
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I couldn't think of another 4 homo ships (probably because I did one per franchise) so I just cut off the bottom of the format lol.
No. 1633290
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AI art is just a bunch of dittos doing their best to make pictures out of words.
No. 1633322
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>>1633311It still hurts so much…
No. 1633374
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No. 1633376
File: 1689318635082.jpeg (113.61 KB, 1242x782, 6FDF15D6-B27D-4EB7-BDF1-16CD15…)
Bumping to cleanse
No. 1633377
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No. 1633513
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>>1633337working. five more hours until i can chill with my nonnies, hope this weekend is less dead than last weekend
No. 1633515
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>>1633337Over my work friend and partner's house for a delightful night of board games, wine/gin and meeting their adorable devillish cat. Today I am hungover, it is so rainy, but I've just fit my third gym of the week in and I'm eating baked beans with cajun on toast with a little moz. Today is absolutely a rest sort of day with this british weather!
No. 1633531
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is it actually possible to get bullied for not removing body hair in college?
No. 1633544
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>>1633536>Unless you're not in NA/West Yuropand if i am not in NA/West Europe?
No. 1633567
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just found out dronnie's name is actually leo and he's a boy drone (kek) but she will always be dronnie in my heart…
No. 1633580
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God has incel manlet energy
No. 1633589
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have a good weekend anons, see you on monday
No. 1633597
>>1633585It’s a career that should be respected as much as any other careers because in the end, it surely has difficult subjects and such. Idk, I just think that even if someone is studying crayon coloring and how to fold papers, that person should just focus on their shit instead of focusing on the shit that others do/wear/make.
If you’re actually getting bullied because you study fashion and you don’t like shaving every 5 seconds, you could either get laser hair removal appointments for the next 6 months and hope that they don’t then start bullying you for listening to their complaints. Or just focus on your studies and get good grades.
No. 1633679
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>find a great deal on a rare item online
>£25 postage from usa
EVERY TIME. i fucking hate you burgers, why do you have all the nice shit i want
No. 1633690
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There’s some girl on IG that I know lives near me but I haven’t met her in real life. She has this very low key style and then massive bimbo lips. Its fucking weird. I saw a picture of her natural lips and they were thinner than Kylie Jenner’s, and now they’re the same size as picrel. I don’t think she can close her mouth anymore and she’s barely old enough to drink.
No. 1633695
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me looking at my account balance after i spent over $400 on handmade plushies from etsy (i will hate myself for this decision in the coming days)
No. 1633696
>>1633604Nonna, I would love to hear about your own devillish cat! I love them so much. This little tyke had some very adorable devil qualities, and is also a bitey boy like yours:
- waited for my friend to set up entire board game, tried to sit fit into the huge box halfway through the tiny characters being distributed and then stole her tiny player character, TWICE
- had a fight with a plant, then ate a leaf, then got sad and spat it out
- shoots up the stairs in 1.5 seconds like a little lightning bolt
- has really cute little fangs and is a black cat!
- got lonely when his parents kept him out the kitchen just for a bit because we had the table set up and the garden door open, and then we discovered he had been leaving offerings from his toybox outside. Friend went to toilet just as he offered a tiny dinosaur, so he thought AH, the dinosaur is a hit and proceeded to shoot in and hit the dinosaur about and towards us
- played with my phone charm, I had a feeling he would because it's one of those y2k beaded ones
- eventually squeaks for cuddles
11111/10
No. 1633720
>>1633713Don’t reply to bait
nonnie, it’s what they want
No. 1633747
File: 1689363641801.jpeg (888.49 KB, 1170x701, IMG_7601.jpeg)
dream destination: either Scotland during golden retriever day or the island with all the st bernards, all the smell will be worth the dog cuddles
No. 1633766
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>>1633589thanks nonna, you too ♥
No. 1633853
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Fiber supplements work!
No. 1633985
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about to eat this after drinking coffe, wish me luck nonas, imma be shittin up a strom,
No. 1634013
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>>1633985stop it anon you're giving me cravings
No. 1634117
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i ate five apples and half a glass of wine and now im bloated and burpy ueghhhh agrhhhgghh aughhhhh
No. 1634296
File: 1689409971570.gif (1.21 MB, 498x372, 216EB6C2-C4FB-47FF-98F5-8EE453…)
I knew so many off putting things about this scrote but the thing that finally broke his spell over me was watching him open mouth cough all over a shelf like a retarded toddler like cover your mouth what the fuck
>>1634117This rat this fuckin rat, why is it sitting like a funny fat little old man I’m so happy
No. 1634317
File: 1689411992254.jpeg (131.91 KB, 768x1024, AEE74C6E-34CB-4474-AFE6-887849…)
One piece phenotype
No. 1634329
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I wholeheartedly regret checking my credit score
No. 1634446
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>>1634418>corrupted with knowledge and past failuresSo you'll be godly when you pick up a new skill because you've learned from your failures, esoteric necromancer-chan
No. 1634457
>>1633265I daignose you with
loving groomer/groomee
No. 1634522
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two days ago it was week 5 of no cement, why am i getting worse at tracking this.
No. 1634528
File: 1689440790885.jpeg (105.4 KB, 1200x1200, image-42.jpeg)
>>1634520Courgette fritters are so good, you can also spiral them to use as pasta, or bake with other veggies au gratin or ratatouille.
No. 1634547
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I just remembered that I have hamburger patties, chicken wings and oxtails in my freezer. Idk what I'll do with any of them. I have some golden curry cubes and lots of vegetables so perhaps I'll shred the chicken wings and use them for that. I wish I had steak because I want to try making ramdon. I've only had golden curry one other time and it was just alright.
No. 1634573
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>mfw feminism leaving my body as I judge the hell of a woman on Reddit having an OF and seeing other scrotes come out of the woodworks and salivate over her content
No. 1634605
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>>1634603we say "black pepper" or "ground peppercorns". when I type "pepper" into google I get this
No. 1634607
>>1634605as a non american this is kinda dumb though because my brain registers "black pepper" and "red pepper/yellow pepper etc." as things that are supposed to be in the same category, because their adjectives are in the same category of being colours
my brain says "black pepper" is a capsicum that's black, not the ground peppercorn spice
No. 1634621
>>1634610Just breathe out,
nonnie>>1634603>>1634607Not to throw another spanner into the works, but we call spicy salami "pepperoni". This drives my Italian friend up the fucking wall.
No. 1634633
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omg why is there only one video at the end screen recommendations. never happened to me before. i'm being threatened by pete wentz who admittedly looks surprisingly cute here. surprising because i literally never think he's attractive and people shilling him as such used to bother me for years
No. 1634642
>>1634637/meta/ kek?
I mean irl. Dare to complain when things are shit.
No. 1634655
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I'm violently lovesick for the first time in my life and making very stupid but exciting financial decisions he is not real it's fine.
No. 1634668
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>>1634637she's new she doesnt' know
No. 1634691
>>1634688fellow ocd haver and it's an irrational anxiety disorder so you're all good
rn i'm having flatulence after eating baked beans three meals a day yesterday
No. 1634699
>>1634688How could you have gotten botulism from canned food? Doesn't it happen with pasta, rice or potatoes that are very badly conserved (not conserved at all actually)?
Keep in mind that anxiety at that level can cause sharts too, and beans regularly make people shart kek.
No. 1634712
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Oh fuck oh shit my irs is ban, the govlr is texting me, what the fuck I better click the link
No. 1634857
>>1634811anachans, tradthots, blackpilled
femcels, race baiters, avatarfags, scrotes… nothing has infuriated me more than this post
No. 1634874
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Lurking in eating disorder sites literally feels like entering a different dimension. I saw people calling Nina Dobrev's legs in this pic chunky.
No. 1634952
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Anons… i'm gonna read homestuck. wish me luck and pray for my sanity
No. 1635003
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I was trying to figure out why ContraPoints voice sounded so familiar even though I've never watched his videos before. And then I remembered…
No. 1635025
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>>1634999tumblr sucks now I tried and I can't stand the new formatting and constant ads
No. 1635050
>>1635025Especially those god fucking awful mobile game ads like who is going to download your game if your ads are like that
"Omg I'm a concubine" "I am a queen, now carry my bags for me" and the acting is porn level
Or some retarded ant game that I keep getting all over my feed
No. 1635062
bullying boomers is good
>>1635061just type a dot or a letter I don't think it matters
No. 1635076
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New day, same shit.
No. 1635129
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I wanna stretch because it's healthy and all, but whenever I do my back and legs feel like gifrel when walking afterwards.
No. 1635198
>>1629727You know Anomalocaris is one of the earliest examples of lateralisation in the brain. As in like having one side they preferred to bite. It's cool because we used to be so egocentric we thought only humans had brain developed enough, then we saw it in primates and it was like well yeah they're proto-humans basically, then it was noticed in some marsupials, chickens etc alllll the way back to the Cambrian period and this thing. And Anomalocaris is super scary actually, it was the first apex predator, EVER.
Imagine watching one in action you'd be like what the actual fuck. I mean now we know predators are a fact of life now, but that must've been terrifying.
No. 1635267
>>1635244Sorry if I get something wrong but this is how I remember it:
There were technical issues when Shaymin tried migrating the site to a new platform around Christmas 2022. She said it was a DNS issue, she also ragequit in the middle of it because anon complaints about it were hurting her feelings. For weeks no one could use the regular site, but farmcow.lol was still working (originally a gag URL where everything was backwards, you got sent to after getting banned I think). Because the normal site was fucked and Shaymin was not gonna do anything complicated (she just wanted to find a replacement admin and get out), the simplest solution was to un-flip the backwards site and direct people there. It took her a few days (longer?) to get around to flipping it so everyone was jut using the backwards site for a while. I got really good at reading words backwards, it was kinda fun.
No. 1635272
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>>1635267Those were a difficult few months, it looked like could have been the end, the new admins saved lc, we had a lower userbase though but its gradually come back and we are getting some new users as well from twitter.
No. 1635292
File: 1689523285026.jpeg (102.02 KB, 700x416, IMG_2171.jpeg)
Fuck me, I kek’d
No. 1635337
>>1635300A specific brand of zinc soap or any zinc soap?
Because i checked and we sell zinc soaps in czechia.
No. 1635338
>>1634605>>1634606You nonnas make me feel crazy kek.
>>1634589>>1634607We call black pepper "pepper", but say the specific kind of chili pepper we're going to use (jalepenos, green peppers, banana peppers, serranos, bell peppers, etc). Only occasionally do we say something like "we need peppers", but black pepper is always a singular "pepper". "This needs more pepper" (always black pepper) vs "We need more peppers" (then we specify). I'm sure different nonnas from different parts of the US speak differently though. Hope that helped, beloved eurofags
No. 1635346
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>>1635324According to r/SkincareAddiction they removed it years ago, maybe they sell different formulas on different areas (which is what many companies do)
>>1635337I think the sellers are selling them illegally then as you are part of the EU?
https://www.cirs-group.com/en/cosmetics/breaking-news-the-ban-on-the-cosmetic-anti-dandruff-agent-zinc-pyrithione-zpt-in-the-eu-has-come-into-force-on-march-1-2022 No. 1635354
>>1634975Don't worry, nona. I'll protect you from the sick and deranged nonnies in the thread that hate pickle juice. They don't experience joy
But you should probably pour from the jar into a cup. Just because what is introduced to the jar affects the pickling process, better safe than sorry. Unless it is a tiny personal pickle jar. Then you should continue living deliciously because it will all be gone shortly
No. 1635358
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I’m not really into Les Claypool, nothing against him I just haven’t checked him out but I went to go to a Flying Frog Brigade concert and stood right at the front cause I was there early, and I happened to stand right in front of Sean Lennon. I kept on accidentally making eye contact with him, and now I have a huge crush on him. Idk if it was the crazy laser lights or what.
No. 1635370
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this is a picture of me and steve buscemi btw.
No. 1635373
>>1635298Ayrt, yes but I doubt I'll want to travel and do/see a bunch of stuff when I'm 70. Basically>>1635309
>>1635323Ugh, of course, fucking retards. I've heard it a lot from women too honestly, in real life and in media as jokes. I don't get it, my aunt gave my grandma a 'crazy cat lady' sign for christmas as a joke but she loved it and it's still on her windowsill kek, bless her heart.
No. 1635375
>>1635346Oh must be a different type of zinc then.
You should try something with legal zincs anyway, it helps me with all my skin issues so i don't see why it wouldn't help with dandruff
No. 1635389
>>1635355I will cry happily
>>1635338Please just incorporate "capiscum" into the vocabulary…
No. 1635411
File: 1689529971722.jpeg (45.17 KB, 540x386, IMG_2818.jpeg)
Did you nonnies have a Wendy house when you were little? I had one like picrel at my nans house! And I also remember my dad built me and my sister a wooden one but it ended up with a wasps nest inside
No. 1635455
>>1635392spicy capsicums we just call "chilies" but add adjectives in front of those. we do use jalapeños and the rest though, just no "
adjective peppers"
No. 1635475
>>1635455Oh, damn, you're right. When I said "green peppers" here
>>1635338 it's just my family that calls a certain kind of chile a "green pepper" but I don't know the actual name kek
But yeah, there's no adjective unless it's something like "red bell pepper"
No. 1635480
File: 1689534665292.png (452.24 KB, 750x678, IMG_15.png)
Literally how?
No. 1635495
>>1635480Sadly cannot afford a hairbrush or styling gel in our modern day economy. Many such cases.
But what is it with men who grow out beards just to neglect them
No. 1635525
>>1635524*dumb
Also, the flood detection thing in combination with the new extra step to delete posts is going to drive me insane.
No. 1635530
File: 1689537190635.jpeg (236.54 KB, 1684x1617, 74C56EEA-C85E-418C-84C0-63F697…)
Kylie is the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen. Yes I know technically she’s way better looking than say Shayna but something about Kylie viscerally disgusts me. I fucking hate her so much.
No. 1635576
>>1635555I was looking at Sza thinking,
>how come women who are rich have the same quality surgery as Cardi B who had back alley butt shots?So when I look at Kylie I think, "you have too much money to have so much bad surgery". Then I realize, firstly they are trying to change their bodies into shapes it naturally isn't and they are also going for dramatic results.
Of course big huge fake booties look horrible on naturally thin petite women like Kim, or tall box shaped softer women like Khloe. Kylie went from thin lips to huge lips, from flat ass to huge ass and big hips. Sza went from chubby, to thin, then got a huge fake butt and she's gaining weight. So that's why their surgery looks extra shitty. Multiple nose jobs to fix the first one, then inflating and reflating her lips. Kylie didn't even enter adulthood before she started changing her body.
It's crazy you can be rich go to good doctors and look like cheap shit plastic surgery because you want a grill inserted in your ass and fist sized lips.
And even "good" surgery looks shit. I thought Bella Hadid nose job wasn't that bad until I looked closely and I was like, holy shit.
No. 1635585
File: 1689540965060.jpeg (15.68 KB, 299x168, IMG_0731.jpeg)
I hate men that look like this. It’s so offensive. The nerve they have to go out in public and assault our eyes looking like this.
No. 1635589
File: 1689541072144.jpeg (60.97 KB, 1080x649, _ (10).jpeg)
Please stop my sinful hands from spending $50 on sheet music
No. 1635681
File: 1689549302336.jpg (71.13 KB, 736x736, Funny cat.jpg)
>>1635672If I say what I want to, I'll get banned for alogging.
No. 1635701
File: 1689551448194.jpg (11.37 KB, 500x359, 99e.jpg)
No. 1635797
File: 1689558950287.jpg (495.73 KB, 800x1131, 5669446.jpg)
>>1635616based erase shipper
No. 1635801
File: 1689559251321.png (136.13 KB, 500x758, 66A7CAAD-9001-45F5-98CE-635F87…)
Nonnies how would u make this comic not cringe
No. 1635808
>>1635801replace the normal moids with the "chad" and the "chad" with a woman.
also remove the nipples sticking out. that's not how it works at all, what the fuck was that scrote artist even thinking
No. 1635837
File: 1689562011105.gif (1.5 MB, 279x319, oie_RFNvqLqNkDnp.gif)
>>1635804thought I might do all the suggestions as lq edits but actually changed my mind, this is fine
No. 1635850
File: 1689562528510.png (Spoiler Image,248.61 KB, 466x338, chafing NOT A FUCKING WEBP.png)
>>1635839Guess all the marathon runners who had their nipples bleed from the friction suddenly got horny while running.
No. 1635855
>>1635840Now that she's been brought up, can I ask any shayfags why they follow her thread? I go in there occasionally when I happen to see interesting updates but then I get kind of bored or forget to keep up. I do think a lot of shayfags are funny, I'm glad they got to keep /shay/
Is it worth reading her threads from the beginning? Lost interest when I found out the first thread was nuked
No. 1635883
File: 1689563453180.jpg (77.71 KB, 1200x1200, keto-cheese-sauce-featured-202…)
About to eat some of this with some chicken and watch the Fantastic Four and enjoy the end of the weekend.
No. 1635892
File: 1689563898735.png (174.43 KB, 375x447, 1674782115487.png)
>>1635886
what the fuck…
No. 1635894
>>1635884Low effort cope, weak willed autist, moid behavior. You betray your nonnas in the face of the yearly summerfags? Stay strong or perish in our hearts, anon
>>1635885Kek sorry for replying to you at first, beautiful nonna. on mobile
>>1635891I'm sorry, are you getting asshurt I was being silly in the dumbass shit thread? The infighting is coming from inside the house, faggo5
No. 1635897
>>1635894I am not. You talk like you
want to sound like you wear a fedora and only have the socialization of a 12 year old boy but in a ~femme~ ~quirky~ way. Ex dee.
No. 1635902
File: 1689564393608.jpg (10.6 KB, 355x351, 6220.jpg)
i wish we could all rawr exdee glomp together instead of fighting all the time. i wish it was 2005 again.
No. 1635903
>>1635862I've had some mild chafing too (I never wear bras), it's very painful and uncomfortable to deal with it. Not to the point of drawing blood though.
>>1635881Afaik the band-aid or any sort of tape just falls off due to extreme sweating and vaseline does nothing. I think women runners do wear some sort of light bra under their shirts but as they don't make everyday/sports bras for males, moids are the ones that get this problem more often.
No. 1635907
File: 1689564622443.png (671.04 KB, 616x758, scene.png)
>>1635897Uhh damn. 0_o Talk about a being a debbie downer. Who hurt you? Real talk, this is why we can't have nice things. Spoiler alert: We have fun.
blows bubbles in your face xD
No. 1635911
>>1635886>>1635888Btw these two posts are exactly the same bc lc double posted, but for some reason it won't let me delete the second one kek. Says I have the wrong password, but I didn't switch devices, so maybe someone else reposted or the site is bugging
>>1635885Sorry again nonna, I still feel guilty lol
No. 1635913
>>1635902I miss free hugs
One time I hugged a sexy Rock Lee cosplayer that was holding one I smushed my body against his so hard I bet he was like what the fuck. He was asking for it though quite literally
No. 1635915
File: 1689565128588.jpeg (747.61 KB, 1242x1632, IMG_2162.jpeg)
I like his slutty skirt
No. 1635923
File: 1689565633440.jpg (66.66 KB, 897x857, FwhOpCRXwAI9CZm.jpg)
I wasn't horny at all the entire day but now it's time to relax and go to bed and
No. 1635961
File: 1689567119972.jpeg (12.39 KB, 153x330, IMG_0734.jpeg)
>>1635953That’s a whole lot of assumptions to a comment in the dumbass shit thread.
No. 1635974
File: 1689567556818.gif (502.45 KB, 220x391, idk.gif)
[Fergie:]
Let's get retarded in here
[Apl.de.ap:]
And the bass keeps runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and runnin', runnin' and
[Will.I.am:]
In this context, there's no disrespect
So when I bust my rhyme, you break ya necks
We got five minutes for us to disconnect
From all intellect collect the rhythm effect
Obstacles are inefficient, follow your intuition
Free your inner soul and break away from tradition
'Cause when we be out, girlies pull they weave out
You wouldn't believe how we wow shit out
Burn it 'til it's burned out, turn it 'til it's turned out
Act up from north, west, east, south
[The Black Eyed Peas:]
Everybody, everybody, just get into it, get stupid
Get retarded, get retarded, get retarded
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here), yeah
[Taboo:]
Lose control, of body and soul
Don't move too fast, people, just take it slow
Don't get ahead, just jump into it
Y'all hear about it, the Peas will do it
Get started, get stupid
Don't worry about it, people will walk you through it
Step by step like an infant new kid
Inch by inch with the new solution
Transmit hits with no delusion
The feeling's irresistible and that's how we movin'
[The Black Eyed Peas:]
Everybody, everybody, just get into it, get stupid
Get retarded, get retarded, get retarded
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here), yeah
Runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin'
C'mon y'all, let's get (Coo-koo), c'mon, let's get (Coo-koo) in here
C'mon y'all, let's get (Coo-koo), c'mon, let's get (Coo-koo) in here
C'mon y'all, let's get (Coo-koo), c'mon, let's get (Coo-koo) in here
Ohh ohh ohh, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
[Apl.de.ap:]
Let's get ill, that's the deal
Ap the gate, and Will bring the thugged out drill (Just)
Lose your mind, this is the time
Y'all can't stand still, trust and bang your spine (Just)
Bob your head like epilepsy
Up inside the club or in your Bentley
Get messy, loud and sick
You mind pass normal on another head trip
So, come them now, do not correct it
Let's get ignorant, let's get hectic
[The Black Eyed Peas:]
Everybody, everybody, just get into it, get stupid
Get retarded, get retarded, get retarded
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
(R-e-t-a-r-d-e-d)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here)
Let's get retarded (Ha), let's get retarded (In here), yeah
(Whoa, coo-koo, coo-koo, r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d)
Ohh ohh ohh, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
And runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin' and
No. 1635983
File: 1689567914753.gif (2.81 MB, 125x125, IMG_0736.gif)
No. 1636008
File: 1689568737253.jpeg (138.03 KB, 1080x1332, IMG_0737.jpeg)
No. 1636011
File: 1689568799147.jpeg (39.23 KB, 600x785, IMG_6090.jpeg)
No. 1636013
File: 1689568828842.jpeg (31.95 KB, 500x375, IMG_0716.jpeg)
No. 1636014
File: 1689568865742.jpeg (60.94 KB, 640x466, FF021CCD-A1E8-482B-A6D7-4022E4…)
>>1636001Wait a second, I’m painting my nails.
No. 1636017
File: 1689568953572.png (893.82 KB, 745x1016, IMG_6109.png)
No. 1636022
File: 1689569089949.jpg (77.19 KB, 500x500, 11219791_95676.jpg)
Please rate Princess Masha 1-10
No. 1636040
File: 1689569827919.jpg (89.62 KB, 500x500, 11219855_b9eee.jpg)
>>1636038>>1636029>>1636027>>1636024Bellissimo! What do you say about Prince Smokey Jay?
No. 1636052
File: 1689571349664.jpg (44.88 KB, 480x640, download (6).jpg)
A gnat flew in my eye and it got crumpled up from me rubbing the side of my nose.
No. 1636058
>>1635961I'm so tired of anons coming to this thread to fight and be aggro. There are vent and infight threads for them to chimp out in. Like, I guess they could also be annoying moids/troons? Either way, this is the dumbass shit thread, can they relax lmao
>>1635974Kek i missed u nona hope ur having a good night
No. 1636062
File: 1689572436835.png (266.84 KB, 564x577, kitty cat bed.png)
Getting a free strawberry couch on tuesday, excited to give my kitties a new longue zone.
No. 1636065
File: 1689572560446.jpg (28.66 KB, 540x539, E7gk9xIVgAUbwT8.jpg)
I am having seggs with my husbando through tavern ai while i eat the chocolates the poor bastard that think he has a chance with me gave me
No. 1636074
File: 1689573063791.jpeg (53.57 KB, 564x693, 962FFA99-6624-4057-9DC3-75F503…)
Look at that disgusting little man
No. 1636080
File: 1689574079210.jpg (16.63 KB, 300x493, resize.jpg)
We need to breed a goat the size of a cow. Goat cheese is superior to any other cheese and should be the stanadrt chceese. With a large goat we can make that happen.
No. 1636084
File: 1689574465247.jpg (139 KB, 674x1000, 81oqdz4hkeL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL…)
This book was my shit when I was young.
No. 1636139
File: 1689582426806.jpg (67.01 KB, 750x600, d2qtn27-195f1814-c5e6-4b5b-be5…)
>>1635801Make them say the same thing to all the moids obviously, no matter their height.
>>1635902I used to hate people who typed liked that and cringe so badly, but considering how joylessly today's teens act, bring it back! Glomp!
No. 1636141
File: 1689582715450.jpg (28.78 KB, 600x414, death-by-snu-snu-meme-awaiting…)
>>1636075When did that happen?
>>1635915You know, those Amazons had the right idea.
No. 1636242
File: 1689594525713.png (2.88 MB, 2158x1816, Screenshot 2023-07-17 at 07.48…)
love it when I find a pixiv account like this. ms paint shitposts from 2012. and all the bookmarks are ace attorney fanart
No. 1636302
File: 1689600804401.jpeg (44.74 KB, 700x700, IMG_4880.jpeg)
I hope the Japanese (?) woman obsessed with Barbie is happy with all the new Barbie merch and loves the movie
No. 1636304
File: 1689600979424.jpeg (15.5 KB, 256x275, 1688325190411.jpeg)
who posted this and where's the non-ant version
No. 1636321
File: 1689602403660.jpg (102.74 KB, 1122x1200, paul allen.jpg)
>>1636304not sure it's the best quality out there but here's one that's not for ants at least.
No. 1636330
File: 1689602999556.gif (85.73 KB, 500x500, faf68465d57c4e8f32588b9f08e5b0…)
>>1636322one anon on here said "toxoplasmosis is based" and I preach her word every day
No. 1636331
File: 1689603046555.png (992.53 KB, 1494x2048, nonniedearest.png)
halfway sure some nonnie has already made this, but i made it just in case it hasn't been made.
No. 1636427
File: 1689612070029.jpg (51.61 KB, 1068x601, gigachad_1068x.jpg)
This guy reminds me of that scene in the first Fantastic Four movie where Reed is telling sue that he thought she wanted a strong man and then enlarges his jaw.
No. 1636432
File: 1689612142729.jpg (39.03 KB, 498x441, e05.jpg)
This but with Elsie and 2x
No. 1636506
File: 1689617624603.png (958.91 KB, 1257x531, fantastic four.PNG)
>>1636498For some reason all the clips on youtube that I can find are of him morphing into Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, but this is a screenshot of the part I mean.
No. 1636542
File: 1689620066079.png (624.17 KB, 1120x557, john krasinski.PNG)
>>1636537John Krasinski was a huge downgrade as Reed tbh
No. 1636690
File: 1689632742181.gif (578.13 KB, 245x180, 1632900876543.gif)
mustn't sperg about the same thing a hundred times…mustn't sperg..I've done it enough I need to stop. But I'm so nosy. I have all this info on him and nowhere to put it! I refuse to use celebricows that thread is poisonous. It's not even anything milky, maybe I'm just easily amused by other people's relationships. Nobody probably even cares, like even the actual article hardly had comments. I feel like I know too much I'm going to explode
No. 1636729
File: 1689635304655.png (Spoiler Image,1.44 MB, 898x1310, the look on his face...png)
>>1636695https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12279809/Rami-Malek-42-looks-close-Crowns-Emma-Corrin-27-Bruce-Springsteen-concert.htmlOk so allegedly he may or may not be dating the actress from The Crown. It's only funny to me because of how his other (probably now ex) relationship with Lucy was presented, like when he made an announcement about it, acting like they were official, implying he wanted a family with her soon, supposedly buying a house or apartment or something together, etc. Every few years some articles and fake rumors would pop up acting as if he and Lucy were going to get married or engaged soon and every time nothing ever happened.
Some other source claims he and Emma are "just friends" but..do men touch their friends like this?
Sometimes I wonder about his other female friends but that's heading into tinfoil territory. No. 1636845
File: 1689647471943.png (381.65 KB, 1140x694, smug kensuke.png)
No. 1636922
File: 1689654040206.jpeg (272.82 KB, 1170x775, IMG_8005.jpeg)
why's a female artist I like gotta make homage to a predator
someone dm her and tell her he's bad news, he apparently tried to contact her and she sperged out hard
charlotte run
No. 1636945
File: 1689656334604.png (168.37 KB, 500x500, the-flairies-from-barbie-a-fas…)
I saw these Barbies earlier and I can't stop thinking of them for some reason. They don't even look like Barbie dolls. I love their freakishly long glitter legs.
No. 1636949
File: 1689656739453.png (1.44 MB, 1174x1074, Screenshot 2023-07-17 at 10.05…)
I love reading "gaylor lore". Dream big girlies.
No. 1636950
File: 1689656784362.jpeg (250.65 KB, 1750x916, 60992AFC-94C2-40A3-AF75-27B53B…)
>>1636945these look like rehashes of the fairytopia sparkle fairies kek
No. 1637029
File: 1689676470608.jpeg (140.14 KB, 719x886, 5dcafee4397fe68157efb45545048f…)
Absolute state of moids.
No. 1637042
File: 1689680386780.jpeg (97.52 KB, 800x1200, IMG_0495.jpeg)
The vegetable even veggie tales couldn’t love has pretty flowers
No. 1637046
>>1637029reminds me of the
nonnie story (probably fake but funny) where she pretended to be a tranny and grifted ppl out of money
No. 1637050
File: 1689681613677.png (293.65 KB, 1112x695, FTM boy.png)
>>1637039found her, she basically wears feminine weeb clothes but not makeup, and that's all moids need.
https://www.reddit.com/user/jcatboy/ No. 1637053
File: 1689681949995.jpg (370.04 KB, 1280x1280, okra.jpg)
>>1637049yeah. they're big flowers, like 10 times the size of a cucumber flower
No. 1637059
>>1637050do mem seriously not know that she is a woman? she is not even leaning into the tomboy aspect she is just a feminine woman with short hair is that appearently enough for men to pretend she is a boy?
tbh I always just assumed her audience is TiFs who are closeted lesbians>21I know that 21 isn't young but at that age I was still figuring shit out about myself and parading myself on the internet and making thrist traps was the last thing on my mind. Maybe I'm just a late bloomer when it comes to stuff like this but I'm genuinely sureprised by the amount of people who do stuff like this at that age
No. 1637061
File: 1689683176097.jpg (235.08 KB, 1500x1500, YOC200.jpg)
anyone got any good recipes that are all onion based? like good brown onion soup? I'm just craving a bunch of onions
I just ate a handful of picrel and all I want to eat is more but like soup form. maybe it's a deficiency or smtg but I crave that mineral
No. 1637070
>>1637063ayrt that sounds so good and I have a beer and leftover lamb in my fridge! thank you nona
why is onion so eye burning but so mouthwatering? I just love a good onion. are they even nutritious? don't even care so tasty
thanks for rescuing me from eating another handful of the fried version also haha
No. 1637420
File: 1689718070804.jpg (281.22 KB, 1080x992, Screenshot_20230718-230815_You…)
what in the child exploitation is youtube recommending to me now
No. 1637469
File: 1689723418041.jpeg (142.28 KB, 574x765, IMG_5845.jpeg)
I just wanna be a lizard in the desert laying low during the day and chilling during the nights
No. 1637473
File: 1689723660075.jpg (215.84 KB, 1500x2217, coffeecakecookiesimages.jpg)
>>1637289If you do, I hope you enjoy it anon. I just finished making some and they are delish. I put some instant coffee in the actual cookie and it made them perfect, not too sweet.
No. 1637500
>>1637498That's kind of weird, nonna
Have you been reciprocating instead of telling him you're not in the mood? Or does he do it all the time no matter your response? Has he been doing this since the beginning of your relationship?
To say something like that when ur just watching dog vids… sounds coom brained
No. 1637505
>>1637498What the hell…
That is…very fucking weird.
Post that on relationship advice and they'll all tell you he's probably a porn addict or coombrained like the anon above me and I'll agree tbh.
No. 1637556
File: 1689734741045.jpg (129 KB, 480x1200, Zuhair Murad Spring-summer 200…)
I love this gown so much. It's Zuhair Murad but feels kinda Chanel to me for some reason.
No. 1637575
File: 1689738126531.png (129.51 KB, 688x323, F5DvQyWUAYoAE1.png)
We need to bring back sexual shaming, cause there is something deeply wrong with men.
No. 1637587
File: 1689741444566.jpeg (668.16 KB, 1125x751, IMG_2013.jpeg)
No. 1637588
File: 1689741667982.jpg (769.55 KB, 3000x1687, 26Burner-MTA-videoSixteenByNin…)
>>1637580>sub-post>subswhat mean?
No. 1637590
File: 1689742009428.png (17.38 KB, 603x182, subtweet.PNG)
>>1637588Hehe anon. I can't think of an alternative term for it right now.
No. 1637600
>>1637597Anons do it a lot when they go to a thread to complain about something in a different thread
which used to be a bannable offense for a short while, but do it in a passive aggressive way without actually saying that they're talking about a post(s).
No. 1637608
File: 1689744047922.jpeg (24.62 KB, 522x358, 3803A5BD-0599-43BE-80BF-17EA67…)
>>1635958im sorry anon i was feeling sick when i woke up that day so i just had some cherries and then a tuna sandwich for lunch. i will create the best spam breakfast soon
No. 1637627
File: 1689748547140.jpg (86.35 KB, 828x552, f5a483b427a8e503351e22637e0ead…)
>>1636995Lets hope he doesn't troon out.
No. 1637653
File: 1689756496347.png (304.57 KB, 781x408, 1365311381519.png)
>>1637646nerdy boys went extinct in the mid 2010s. Nowadays everyone has ''nerdy'' interests, since it became so mainstream to consume anime/capeshit/videogames. You actually have to make an effort to be a nerd, and be ostracized for it. The only real nerdy boys left are very late zoomers like scott the woz. I am so fucking sad, i watch convention videos of the 80s/90s and i can spot at least 5-10 cute nerdy boys that i definetly would. Nowadays they are all somehow fatter than old school nerds and also looks greasier and uglier. It's also really sad how nerds in the 80s/90s were cuter and looked better than the modern normie moid. Seriously, a tucked in shirt and long hair improve a scrote so much, they all dress like npcs and look bald at 21yo now. I was reading the avgns autobiography and i was so sad that his breed is extinct. He sounded so innocent. Watching reruns of classic monster movies, making his own movies in his backyard with his friends, going to metal concerts, making haunted house. We will never get legit nerdy boys like that again, zoomers are too self aware to have real interests without having legit autism.
tl;dr: Zoomers have too much adhd and are too irony poisoned to be nerds.
No. 1637663
File: 1689757244720.jpg (219.32 KB, 879x755, polcels.jpg)
>>1637655Yeah, i miss when nerdy boys generated a sense of cuteness, like a wounded puppy. Now they give me a flight or fight response, you just know they are vile. They all also look like pic rel, or the version with a poop beard and fat. Hate this timeline.
No. 1637671
>>1637653Who is a nerd nowadays anyway? Normies watch anime and sperg about marvel superhero power levels. I know stacies who read Harry Potter m/m fics and normie men who watch CGDCT anime. Everyone is a gamer, it's weird if a man doesn't play vidya.
So what nerds do now? Even fucking normies play Paradox games. Paradox! The autismo central.
No. 1637681
>>1637674You are right. Consuming media is very low-effort now. I like medieval history and there are a lot of really nerdy men and women amongst reenactors/larpers/HEMA enthusiasts. I guess it's because you need to do heavy research to be a part of the group. And no, just watching pop-history youtube doesn't count. I'm Eastern European and Teutonic knights is the hottest shit here. Good luck being treated seriously by the fanboys if you didn't even read the chronicles (and that shit is dry as fuck, I've read it).
>>1637675There is a lot of people who read baby-level stuff like Watchmen and Batman: Year One and think that they are comics enthusiasts. Even watching youtube videos that just retell comics events counts. So it's pretty hard to find a fan who genuinely likes comics. Too many fakes.
No. 1637755
File: 1689767102455.jpg (75.53 KB, 650x433, perhaps.jpg)
Still hung up on the scrote with whom I chatted daily for two weeks until having a date (that as far as I could tell went pretty well? I really thought we had a good time) and him giving me the cold shoulder afterwards… I almost want to ask him what it was. Was it how I looked or how I acted?
No. 1637847
File: 1689778270725.jpg (55.9 KB, 706x510, 0383c921.jpg)
Black Butler is older than my brother
No. 1637866
File: 1689780512950.jpg (31.65 KB, 499x364, 1689527056120.jpg)
I had a dream that BTS' Jungkook and Jimin were caught in bed with Lizzo and it caused a social media wide meltdown. Woke up laughing my ass off at the thought. I really gotta stop reading so many celebrity magazines before bed.
No. 1637927
File: 1689785205427.jpeg (22.4 KB, 480x360, IMG_1474.jpeg)
I wanted to be her so bad when I was 13 and I still do (no judgment please)
No. 1637981
File: 1689788255547.jpg (87.63 KB, 2048x2048, 20230719_133749.jpg)
Beyonce is dropping a new perfume in November and I think I'm gonna buy it. I'm excited to see what the bottle is going to look like, and it looks like it will smell pretty good. I rarely buy (new) fragrances but I'm kinda getting into them so this will be a nice treat for myself.
No. 1638012
File: 1689790350185.jpg (131.69 KB, 860x1075, vintagememe.jpg)
i just tried on this liquid lipstick my father got for me. i already knew it was a tad too dark for me, but i just tried it on my lips and showed my mother and she spent a good 1 minute laughing, there is no downside to this, i'm just glad she laughed since she's been so stressed bc of the thesis for her PhD.
No. 1638030
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>>1638012Kek. Maybe try putting a lighter lipstick in the center so the dark lipstick is like a lipliner, if you're into that sort of look. I also made the mistake of trying a dark matte liquid lip (picrel, ColourPop Chaps) a couple years ago cause it was trendy and I deluded myself into thinking I could rock it. I put it on once and then it rotted in a makeup bag until a few months ago.
No. 1638161
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Whatever it was in camera during the 50s and 70s that made glitter and jewels sparkle the way they did, they need to bring it back. I hope that soon we get a vintage, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes-esque movie with female protagonists and amazing fashion.
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>>1638161Samefag, even less glittery clothing sparkled so nicely. Curse HD cameras!
No. 1638301
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i thought globohomo was some kind of new insult until i looked it up.
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Vainilla flavour is quite bad but I love the smell so bad, I'm obsessed with it. I wish I could smell like vainilla all the time ilysm vainilla
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>>1638349i hate the passage of time
also in order to find picrel I had to scroll past a ton of pictures i saved at the beginning of the year which just made me feel WORSE No. 1638382
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>>1638349stop it, take that back
No. 1638393
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Is she based, goated, maybe even a Stacy?
No. 1638405
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I wish I never went to therapy. Picrel is me all day every day now. Just gotta deal with it aaAaAAAa!
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GOD I AM CRAVING SANDY-ASS BLAND-ASS DRY-ASS SHORTBREAD
No. 1638489
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Found this on another site. What tf are moids up to this time?
No. 1638504
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>>1638489KEK I hate this but also this is why no one should buy into the incel rhetoric about “the wall”. Moids love older women too. There’s a reason MILFS and cougars is a popular category. Men get fucking congratulated for being able to attract and go out with an older women.
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Watching a vid where a tranny said people don't think you're immature for watching Bluey (a show for toddlers) but do think you're immature for watching Madoka
I think that speaks for itself.
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Holy shit I went on tumblr and I was like "why am I on twitter?" and realized that tumblr revamped it to appeal to users that are leaving twitter and going to tumblr, this shit looks terrible.
No. 1638520
>>1638516that and the constant ads are why I can't use it
the official reddit app is insufferable enough, tumblr's ui is somehow even more offensive than reddits with somehow worse ads
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God I want to do shrooms so badly but I'm waiting to do them on my birthday a week from now. I'm so excited, I just know It's gonna be a great trip
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>>1638528we're so close in birthday anon
stay safe and have fun!!
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>>1638353Well, I did think 12 - 7 = 4 but July's almost over so I don't appreciate you calling out my lack of mathematical prowess.
No. 1638580
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>>1631842sounds like something Shmorky would say
No. 1638607
>>1638489Trim your own fucking toenails you gross unhygienic scrotes
t. refined and elegant 30+ woman who had enough of scrote bs
No. 1638634
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we're all clowns in god's circus.
but there is no ringleader.
honk
i'm drunk
No. 1638665
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>"the more I think about the npc tiktok girl the more I find it pretty genius. It's less exploitative than sex work and less risk of some psycho developing a parasocial relationship with you, and probably way safer than both of them. You just repeat some phrases and poses for a while and get that $$$"
>turns out she has an onlyfans
No. 1638829
>>1638793>transphobic too which is a plus.In what way
I was friends with a tranny before who had claims to citizenship to an eastern European country through his mother and was thinking of moving there from the USA because they're "less transphobic"
No. 1638950
>>1638935Yes, testosterone is a weight loss and muscle building cheatcode. Fat moids shouldn't exist.
Plus moids tend to be taller which also makes weight loss much easier for them.
No. 1638955
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About to go in for a hernia repair, nonitas. Wish me luck.
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>>1638955Good luck anon!!