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No. 1721476

last one hit bump limit

No. 1721477

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first

No. 1721478

If lolcow gold accounts that let you monetize posts based on engagement dropped tomorrow, how much money would you make?

No. 1721481

You forgot to link the last thread! >>>/ot/1717058

No. 1721483

>>1721478
Are we talking like a dollar per post or

No. 1721485

>>1721478
I would be paying so much money, I engage all the time! I assume that’s how it would work, paying to reply, yes?

No. 1721486

we should save all women from countries in war and then tiktok livestream the moids fighting while we send hotdogs and other stuff to decide who wins something like this

No. 1721490

>>1721485
Yes be my little pay piggie

Crafting inflammatory posts just tame enough to dodge bans longer than a week is my secret ability

No. 1721491

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why does this need to be an option really?

No. 1721492

>>1721483
That sounds fair since the site is relatively slow, cow boards don't count because all you'd have to do is work day and night monopolizing the milk and thread creation and shilling your cows

No. 1721493

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>>1721491
i promise i'm not rancefag but those options need more sauce…

No. 1721497

>>1721491
i know right? it should be slap his ass or step on him

No. 1721514

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i just ate 15 dumplings but they were kinda small so i still have cravings. i would cook myself more but my dad gets mad when i use the stove. he says it "gets too hot"

scrote keeping me from my tasty dumplings smh… this is all that's wrong with the world.

No. 1721515

Does anyone else's cat follow them around? If i get up to grab a coffee he comes with me, even if he was sleeping, he learned how to open doors only so he can sit next to me when i shit and shower, if i go to my mom's room he comes running after me. He's such a little pest.

No. 1721517

>>1721493
dating sim where you harass cute anime boys… perfect. someone needs to make this now.

No. 1721518

>>1721514
microwave it bruh

No. 1721521

>>1721514
just eat him.

No. 1721523

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>>1721517
i know one

No. 1721526

>>1721515
Yes and it warms my heart

No. 1721527

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No. 1721532

>>1721478
Nothing I’m not funny

No. 1721536

>>1721523
NAME PLEASE…

No. 1721541

There's this dude from my country who survived the attacks at the rave in Israel and he has such a lozenge shaped head, I wonder if those spiderman husbandofags would like him.

No. 1721542

>>1721518
my microwave is broken bruh
>>1721521
nah he'd taste bad

No. 1721543

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>>1721528
>>1721536
don't ask questions you aren't prepared to handle the answers to

No. 1721545

I hate that stupid purple fucking dog fuck him

No. 1721546

>>1721523
For the love of anything that’s good, what’s the name? I need this.

No. 1721547

>>1721545
(I’m not alogging this is a joke)

No. 1721548

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It's been 20 years why this mfer look exactly the same

No. 1721549

>>1721548
He looks like an older version of nph

No. 1721550

>>1721545
He told me you're a bitch and smell like earring backs

No. 1721551

>>1721549
Nph looks like a congealed amalgamation of the lard that forms in the grease trap under a griddle

No. 1721552

>>1721550
What the fuck do earring backs smell like? Better than smelling like literal dogshit like the polyphemus looking ass mf he is

No. 1721553

>>1721545
my favorite us the green one

No. 1721554

>>1721553
Good for you

No. 1721555

>>1721553
Perro dinero

No. 1721556

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No. 1721558

>>1721552
He said your bf smells worse on his best day

No. 1721560

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TO THE ANON THAT HATES YOUR BF
I am very interested in more stories about him after he was dickriding the cop. You need to dabble in domestic violence he sounds horrible.

No. 1721562

>>1721557
Thank you, I learn all my Spanish from memes

No. 1721563

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>>1721551
I had no idea what you meant until I saw this picture

No. 1721565

>>1721558
Stupid fucking dog. I’m a lesbian and my girlfriend smells great because she only exists in my mind.

No. 1721566

>>1721563
spoiler that shit

No. 1721567

>>1721563
A boot to that face could possibly rewire whatever neuron makes him think he worth a damn

No. 1721568

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>>1721543
Why are you doing this to us? I want answers and I want them now.

No. 1721569

>>1721565
He said you're a bitch and a whole

No. 1721570

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>>1721546
it's hadaka shitsuji but warning it's DEGEN degen

>>1721563
skyrim dennis reynolds

No. 1721571

>>1721567
Did he do something or do you just not like him?

No. 1721572

>>1721569
He says that as if he isn’t spreading his asschecks on only fans all day

No. 1721573

>>1721571
Oh hes just an asshole lol

No. 1721574

>>1721563
Wth since when does Neil Patrick Harrison look like that? That’s a whole different person. The hell.

No. 1721575

>>1721572
Oh so now the vaguely anthropomorphic dog is a sex worker? You are so jealous of him

No. 1721576

>>1721574
Idk, its really just that picture though.

No. 1721577

>>1721570
>hadaka shitsuji
oh yeah now i remember about it. never picked it up because the art is hideous

No. 1721578

>>1721575
I think we should make a cow board about him personally. He’s more pathetic than Shayna.

No. 1721579

>>1721560
>dabble in domestic violence
Usually this is a no-fun-zone topic to me but something about your post made me laugh like fully from my belly thank you

No. 1721580

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Puddles of oil in ghe parking lot:

No. 1721581

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>>1721576
Nah he looks like that. A goul.

>>1721574
Eroding bitchy meth gay

No. 1721582

>>1721555
Midori wanwan

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No. 1721585

>>1721578
Nice try vendettachan. Seethe.

No. 1721586

>>1721574
Kek just noticed I said Harrison instead of Harris
>>1721576
He really does look like a whole different person. That’s a whole different moid.

No. 1721587

>>1721579
Read her post in GIOYC I want to know more

No. 1721588

>>1721563
He always looked like this did you even watch Frazier??

No. 1721589

>>1721577
the part where you rape the whiny bpdcunt butler out a two story window was kino

No. 1721590

>>1721587
Oh I did and her boyfriend is a cocksucker for sure

No. 1721591

>cat sees ant
>gets scared and runs away
the absolute state of modern cats

No. 1721592

>>1721588
I legit didn’t recognize him. He looks awful.

No. 1721593

>>1721588
Idk I’ve only really seen him in broadway bootlegs so

No. 1721594

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>>1721588
He looks like he's been holding two piping hot grease fryers to his cheekbones like guasha

No. 1721595

>>1721591
What does she know that you don't

>>1721589
The part where you do what

No. 1721598

>>1721570
>yaoi
Damn it, I want WOMEN abusing cute anime men and forcing them to do degenerate things.

No. 1721601

>>1721585
Seethe? You’re the one who’s seething. Purple dog better leave me alone or I’m calling the cops. Stop standing up for him. You are only one of his pawns.

No. 1721603

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>>1721595
the right thing

No. 1721604

I will never forgive nph for writing the bro code. Fuck his faggy pick me ass

No. 1721605

>>1721601
This is the worst DARVO I've ever seen. You disgust me. You do all of green dogs dirty work, pickme.

No. 1721606

>>1721598
Based.

No. 1721607

>>1721603
Ellen degenerate

No. 1721608

>>1721598
me want yaoi

No. 1721609

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>>1721603
Is this not just this

No. 1721610

>>1721608
>she doesn't want to be in control of a handsome man's life and make him suffer
Sad!

No. 1721611

>>1721605
You piece of shit. Why are you blaming me for what the blue fox in the retarded shitposting thread did?

No. 1721612

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>>1721592
He shouldn’t have died his hair and not his brows but he looked bad from the getgo this isn’t new

No. 1721613

>>1721598
sorry nonny your only options are otomes where the mc want to chain you and throw you in a cage or yaoi, pick your poison

No. 1721614

>>1721598
im gonna get really good at drawing so i can make stuff like this. lolcow has inspired me.

No. 1721616

>>1721612
Forehead shortening

No. 1721617

>>1721613
I hate both of those options holy shit. I hate maledom and I'm not a cuckold.

No. 1721618

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i want a fruit smoothie… or like a fruit ice pop. idk. maybe some ice cream.

No. 1721620

>>1721617
ok then you can have mommy dom little boy and women in latex spanking fat old men

No. 1721621

>>1721618
i want those icecreams you suck off, the ones in the plastic bags

No. 1721622

>>1721612
I never realized how fucking big his forehead is until you pointed it out

No. 1721623

>>1721620
>>1721617
all of the lolcow /g/ degenerates should band together and make a femdom/anime boy torture visual novel

No. 1721624

>>1721623
my tastes are too degen for the average femdomfag. if you cant see the light of their eyes fade off as you choke them to death then i dont consider it femdom

No. 1721626

>>1721620
Christ. That's honestly worse. I just want a well adjusted, secretly mentally ill, adult woman who adores and sexually, physically and mentally abuses a well adjusted, well built, male. Literally the closest I got was a game in which a secretary brainwashes and force body modifies the MC's friend and forces him to fight the MC all before she gushes about how much she admires him. And that was in a kiddy game. I am starved for that kind of content.
>>1721624
>if you cant see the light of their eyes fade off as you choke them to death then i dont consider it femdom
That's what I'm talking about!

No. 1721627

>>1721623
I'd love that but someone at the helm would have to be based or it'd be riddled with ugly pathetic men and sissification

No. 1721628

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Holy fucking shit its 12:13 am

Anyways goodnight sleep tight
Dont let nph bite

No. 1721629

>>1721610
but men like being controlled humiliated and tortured by women and reverse rape is an MRA invented meme. moids should rape and kill eachother hunger games style while I goon out in ugly clothes and pancake makeup at the capital.

No. 1721631

>>1721629
>while I goon out
>unironically using the word goon

No. 1721632

>>1721628
I only watched a couple episodes of how I met your mother, but I was so confused because this dude's character was meant to be a heartthrob casanova type, even tho he looks the way he looks, and that really broke any immersion for me

No. 1721633

>>1721626
What's the game?

No. 1721634

>>1721633
I genuinely cannot say as it is too cringe.

No. 1721636

>>1721627
i dont wanna keep bullying her but there was one anon that drew '''''''''femdom'''''' an it was just her teasing a degenerate pathetic virgin ugly incel

No. 1721639

>>1721637
i am glad god punished him by making his face as ugly as his soul

No. 1721640

>>1721637
He used to be a misogynistic edge lord back in the day. He’s such a pick me for straight men.

No. 1721641

>>1721628
This actually suits him better because you can see his pathetic eyebrows a little. He looks like the uke from Living Dead by Asada Nemui, so I can almost forgive his ugly

No. 1721642

>>1721571
he mocked amy winehouse's death by making a cake resembling her corpse

No. 1721644

>>1721641
I agree. I didn’t want to point out he looks better bald cause nonnas are making fun of his looks and I didn’t want to interrupt that, plus bald men are gross. Kek.

No. 1721648

>>1721644
It's because it makes you think "oh that's just the top of his head" but no, it's forehead

No. 1721649

>>1721612
Mouth just collapsing in on itself self from severe lockjaw after years of self suck and being a catty queen

No. 1721650

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>>1721631
goooooning and coooooooming to… probably nothing tonight because my cramps are distracting my horni, but noncon twincest boys love xxx in spirit.

No. 1721652

So, what are you nonnies doing tonight? I'm writing up a post about my husbandos being in a "whore" AU.

No. 1721653

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I need this keybaord I need this k I

No. 1721655

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No. 1721656

I-is that a manga

No. 1721657

made cookie dough yesterday that's ready to use but it's getting late and I shouldn't eat sweets before bed

No. 1721659

>>1721652
I wanna think horny thoughts rn, but they’re just not happening idk

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>>1721652
doing my drawing reps hoping i get slightly closer to my skill goal

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>>1721652
sitting outside having a cigarette to cool down after being devastatingly horny for the last twelve hours, how long have you been making this AU for

No. 1721666

>>1721662
The most punchable faces I have ever seen

No. 1721667

>>1721666
the one on the right is cute but i have terrible taste

No. 1721668

>>1721641
Don't compare that balding king to NPH

No. 1721670

>>1721664
>how long have you been making this AU
For a while? It's not too concrete but it sort of bounces in and out my head, with different characters and different scenarios. Mostly it's either
>What if [character name] was [type of sex worker]
or
>What if [character name] paid [character name] for [type of sex work].
Though I have more in depth concepts.

No. 1721671

>>1721652
I’d tell you but it would belong in the mundane or drunk threads or maybe even the Americafag threads because it was an american holiday so I can’t tell you. Also I think it’s a Canadian holiday? Thanksgiving? Shoutout to my maple leaf nonnnetes we should watch trailer park boys in the movie room that the most Canadian media I’ve consumed.. and code lyoko

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>>1721668
They are twins I literally thought of nph when I read that manga and I haven’t seen him in anything but frasier when frasier was airing, don’t deny it

No. 1721677

Im so dumb I literally forgot to take the video out

No. 1721678

>>1721672
I do this all the time, I forget it leaves the yt embed. And that keyboard has beautiful colors but I feel like it probably is a pain and has keys that stick.

No. 1721680

>>1721678
My therapist has had that keyboard for a year now so idk about that. If its complete shit, she probably wouldve gotten a better one yk?

No. 1721681

>>1721670
wait that's kind of hot. thanks for the new ideas

No. 1721683

>>1721672
That link is so long I feel like you’re doxxing yourself i just gave myself 1000 cookies

No. 1721686

>>1721655
I thought this was a raid

No. 1721687

>>1721683
How would a link doxx me

No. 1721690

>>1721687
I don’t know once upon the time on the internet it was possible to accidentally link thing that had urls that identified the person who posted it, I honestly cannot remember maybe it was a Facebook thing I’m in my 30s someone please help me remember so I don’t feel crazy

No. 1721691

>>1721690
I think tiktok links would doxx the user, idk if it still does

No. 1721694

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40% keyboard my beloved

Autism

No. 1721695

>>1721694
I just realized they have no numbers

They are very cute tho

No. 1721696

>>1721680
You and I both know you're using a keyboard a lot more than your therapist is

No. 1721703

You have a tree 木, you cut it at the bottom to get books 本.

You have a person 人 resting next to the tree 休, you cut the tree at the bottom again to get a body 体.

Thank you for coming to my Japanese lesson.

No. 1721706

>>1721703
and a ching chong ling leng for you too young lady

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No. 1721710

>>1721706
Literally when this retarded autistic 4chan loser humor comes out I am viscerally aware that some of you are MEN.

No. 1721711

what does period blood taste like. does it just taste like regular blood? i would try it but im a coward

No. 1721713

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>>1721709
it's an old meme, i hate sharing my board with newfag

No. 1721714

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>>1721710
>you cant say anything thats not wholesome chungus tumblr memes otherwise you are a man

No. 1721716

>>1721714
Le epic 4chan maymays /r9k/ femcel pepe soyjak

No. 1721717

>>1721713
>newfag
The only place I have ever seen that meme shared in the last decade is 4chan.

No. 1721719

>>1721716
samefag, some of you are corny as hell and its not the wholesome chungus meme posters. thats all im gonna say

No. 1721720

>>1721714
Only retards and men think ching chong China man jokes are funny. If you aren't one, you're the other.

No. 1721721

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>>1721716
are barbie sanrio bratz blingee uwu memes more your sped lil faggot?

No. 1721722

>Only le 3pic oldfags are distinguished, cultured, and meta enough to revive decade old racial humor that 40 year old men on 4chan once spammed
Yeah, okay. Yeah that's totally been a lolcow staple… oh wait.

No. 1721724

>>1721721
Stop pretending you are a LC oldfag. You sound like a lonely lost kiwifarms faggot at best

No. 1721725

>>1721706
>>1721709
>>1721710
>>1721713
>>1721714
>>1721717
>>1721719
>>1721720
Chill 少女s I just wanted to teach you some kanji

No. 1721727

>>1721721
haha no i just think tryhard edgelord humor is obnoxious, if i wanted that id go talk to some teenage scrote

No. 1721728

>>1721717
>>1721720
is this why this board is so unfunny? you guys are scared of even a little of edge?

No. 1721729

>>1721723
It isnt about being 'scared' you testicle breathed moron. We don't want lame faggots like you here. All you do is attract more kiwifags and poltards. Muh 4chan memes.

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IM TOTALLY A WOMAN SEE. CHING CHONG CHINA MAN. WOMEN TALK LIKE THIS STUPID CHUNGUS FAGGOT BITCH.

No. 1721732

>>1721728
You will never feel the touch of a woman who loves you, now go swaddle yourselves into the arms of your 260 pound prison gay boyfriend.

No. 1721733

Is it that bad of a meme? Admittedly, I let out a small snort.

No. 1721735

>>1721733
nooo you cant laugh at anything slightly edgy otherwise you are moid go back to 4chin scrote!!!1!!1

No. 1721737

>>1721735
do you actually browse 4chan. now im curious. how did you even find this website

No. 1721738

>>1721733
Honestly – no. But it's no different from any other lame 4chan meme. The more you normalize posting this shit here, the more Sam hyde worshiping in/bin/gincels come here and make the board even worse than it has been. And it's obviously a faggot because no "oldfag" from here has gotten angry at people for not liking shit tier yotsuba memes except for faggots.

No. 1721739

>>1721737
sorry to break it to you anon but this site spawned from 4chan

No. 1721740

>>1721735
Tuck your balls newfag, it's never been encouraged to post like a 4chins neckbeard here.

No. 1721742

>>1721713
This comic is funny, fuck the haters

No. 1721743

>>1721739
It actually spawned from the need for a new ib after stamina rose technically

No. 1721744

>>1721739
yeah i… i know? im just being nosy. smartass

No. 1721745

>>1721742
Simp more Doja Cat

No. 1721746

>>1721733
i thought it was funny too the insults anons are dishing out are more cringy than her joke

No. 1721747

>>1721743
no, it was after they banned pixy threads on /cgl/

No. 1721749

>>1721733
i actually dont care about the meme itself i just thought that anon was being annoying. sorry guys

No. 1721752

>>1721738
I get that, but the small banter didn't even seem that bad. I just find it odd at how angry others got at the small exchange. From both sides. It's weird that others would get aggressive over something so small and inoffensive and it's weird how aggressive anons got over defending the meme. Maybe it's just me, but I could go on /w/ or /snow/ and pull back something way more offensive and 'mean' than a slightly racy edit of an Azumanga panel.

No. 1721753

>>1721738
who cares men are edgy all the time, women are called unfunny for pricks like you. so many funny women i used to follow became shells of their former self thanks to spergs like you going all ''noo you cant joke about that!!11!''

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>>1721754
you will never be funny, you will make memes about barbie and bratz and larp as a racoon/hamster and people will humor you out of pitty

No. 1721757

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>sitting next to Kieran in class
>see him doodling something
>lean over to his desk and ask him what he's drawing
>"I-It's nothing…well…..I'll let you see if you promise not to laugh."
>You promise
>Shows you his notebook
>OGERPON'S MON SQUAD
>He's drawn a mon that resembles your hair and given it breasts
>Ask if that's supposed to be you
>"Yes."
>Poochyena with his headband resembling him also
>Ask what it's about
>"So Ogerpon and her friends decide to make the people of Kitakami pay for abusing her all this time."
>Ask about the guns the mons are all holding
>He closes the notebook
>"Let's not talk about that."
>The bell rings and he quickly excuses himself

No. 1721759

>>1721755
all i did was reply to your post with a cat gif. why are you so mad lil bro?

No. 1721760

>>1721759
because ching chong ling leng

No. 1721761

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Thinking about Ukyo again

No. 1721762

>>1721760
eh. can u continue writing fanfiction about me it was amusing

No. 1721763

>>1721757
single-handly the most retarded anime hair i have ever seen

No. 1721764

>>1721763
god youre right wtf is that kek

No. 1721765

>>1721763
I feel like most vtubers and card game anime protagonists have way more retarded hair.

No. 1721766

Choachan 2.0, how embarassing for all of you

No. 1721767

>>1721766
choachan is that kpop imageboard right. what was it like i never went on there

No. 1721768

>>1721764
you think he generates energy like wind turbines?

No. 1721769

>>1721768
that would be revolutionary… i want anime boy powered cities

No. 1721770

>>1721767
This, basically. Complete tonal shift and not in a flattering way.

No. 1721771

>>1721755
are you the faggot that hates hamsterchan? FUCK YOU

No. 1721772

>>1721770
sounds like hell. i would have loved to watch the infights, RIP

No. 1721773

>>1721771
all namefags are annoying there is a reason why avatarfagging is banned

No. 1721775

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>>1721773
You dont like hampster?

No. 1721777

>>1721775
i dont like tryhard tumblr humor, its the equivalent of men making peepoo cum jokes. at least the quirky raccoon autist got dogpilled

No. 1721779

>>1721777
you take this very seriously, i guess your unbridled passion is an admirable trait?

No. 1721780

>>1721772
I promise you wouldn't have. It was literally just creepy autistic girls and gays talking about yaoi, banning anyone who wasn't rude and crass, playing I'm So Edgy Olympics, and constant racial jokes calling Asians Chinks in spite of most of them being white and there to obsess over said Asians. All of those losers would benefit from a full frontal lobotomy.

No. 1721781

>>1721777
I agree with you. It's so cringe here now. It's like watching tumblr tards Google '4chan best greentext' and pour over it like theyre studying for an exam and then taking all their ugly embarassing chimeric homunculus and vomiting here like they think it makes them blend. I hate this weird kiwitumblr hybrid we have going on here. EdgyChongus.

No. 1721782

>>1721780
sounds way more interesting than hamsterlarpers and rock autists talking about their useless degrees

No. 1721783

>>1721782
>rock autists
?

No. 1721784

guys i need to drink water but i dont feel like getting up and going to the kitchen. its 12 am its dark and scary. what if freddy fazbear gets me

No. 1721785

>>1721784
i miss when this board used to be funny

No. 1721786

>>1721783
Nta but check the last thread

No. 1721787

>>1721782
Shut the fuck up Doja

No. 1721789

File: 1696918588437.jpg (33.29 KB, 632x615, Fu-YBFjagAAvPyE.jpg)

>>1721782
YOURE WEIRD. YOURE A WEIRDO. YOURE A WEIRD GYAL. A QUIRKED UP SHORDY. CHING CHONG LEL.

No. 1721790

>>1721784
Don't you have school in the morning. Wtf go away go away

No. 1721791

>>1721785
>>1721790
you guys are interpreting my post in very interesting ways. i love you all

No. 1721794

>>1721791
anon watches freddy fazbear tiktoks at 3AM you wont believe what happens next

No. 1721795

>>1721784
i'll bring you some water nonna. and maybe some pizza from this pizzeria next door… you'll really like it

No. 1721796

keep a burger in your purse for later

No. 1721797

>>1721795
thank you. hey umm… whats the pizzeria called

No. 1721798

Preps didn't laugh at my edgy 4chan memes on LC. I put my middle finger up at them. Where are the weird girls, the underdogs? The girls who no one likes in person, who once stared at /b/ with empty eyes and contemplated posting nudes with a swastika drawn on their chest in magic marker? Ugh it's just so lonely out here for us real girls, us quick witted goated shorties. Fuck preps.

No. 1721799

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this thread is moving too fast i have to go to bed. can you guys finish the argument in 7 hours

No. 1721801

>>1721799
no
sweet dreams bby

No. 1721802

>>1721798
you jest but this is how they all are unironically. shield me from the horrors please

No. 1721803

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>>1721798
you still at it?
this site used to be funny before

No. 1721809

>>1721785
Well it isn’t anymore so fuck off you miserable cunt.

No. 1721810

File: 1696919431496.gif (4.82 MB, 498x498, hamster-hamstermeme.gif)

>>1721803
why did you post this i dont get it

No. 1721811

>>1721803
Wah wah no one find ching Chong ling ling kiwifaggot humor funny. Okay go kys about it then if it's such a loss

No. 1721812

>>1721809
no, i will reclaim it

No. 1721813

>>1721810
I guess (s)hes trying to show an example of a "funny" LC exchange?

No. 1721814

>>1721812
No we won’t, we will all talk about Freddy fazbear until you kill yourself.

No. 1721815

>>1721812
Yeah im so sure you whining and trying to revive decades old memes will absolutely stoke the fire of joy and gaiety here

No. 1721816

Fortnite flosses on your corpse. Sus

No. 1721817

>>1721814
did you watch that FNAF nic cage movie?

No. 1721818

>>1721812
maybe you should come to terms with the fact that humor is subjective and people will laugh at things you dont find funny at all. the world is a beautiful place isnt it

No. 1721819

>>1721798
oh wow didn't know goated was redtexted. thought i knew them all. actually this is the only time I've seen anyone use the word.

No. 1721820

File: 1696919599696.jpg (170.68 KB, 850x850, avim_2006577952_00.jpg)

>>1721814
ching chong ling leng huawei

No. 1721821

>>1721817
National Treasure?

No. 1721822

>>1721817
No I’m just trying to trigger this anon because she’s suicidal over it. >>1721785

No. 1721823

>>1721819
vaild and goated

>>1721821
fucking kek nona no there was an actual movie made
national treasure is an unironic banger though

No. 1721824

File: 1696919732523.jpg (68.01 KB, 1080x675, 1647116574333.jpg)

"Racial humor" always reeks of pasty fat folds that smell like birria tacos and soup.

No. 1721825

File: 1696919751811.jpeg (84 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_3308.jpeg)

>>1721820
Haha, it’s funny because you said ching Chong XD racism is the pinnacle of humour.

look at my HAMPSTEH ^_^( ^_^)

No. 1721826

>>1721822
>suicidal
sounds like you are the one mad at me not finding your tiktok humor funny

No. 1721827

>>1721825
holy shit what a newfag enjoy your ban

No. 1721828

>>1721823
Oh I am tuning into this banger

No. 1721829

>>1721819
Quirked up miserypilled kiwigoated edgesauced shorty with the shutin swag

No. 1721830

>>1721828
wish we could watch it one movie night it's hilarious

No. 1721831

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>>1721827
>>1721826
shh…. shhh… shhhhhhhush shush. come with me. lets lie under the beautiful night sky and watch the stars

No. 1721832

>>1721830
Imagine being purseud by possessed anthros and not having sex with them

No. 1721833

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No. 1721834

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>>1721833
its gorgeous out here isnt it?

No. 1721835

>>1721826
Freddy fazbear AR AR AR

No. 1721836

>>1721831
Kill yourself

No. 1721837

>>1721830
Reminds me of the banana splits, that was a good one

No. 1721838

>>1721832
this is such a lolcor take my god
LOVE to see it kek

No. 1721839

>>1721836
KEK. Anon there’s a reason everyone in the thread is dogpiling and bullying you. You’re assmad about FREDDY FAZBEAR telling people to kill themselves for suggesting you gaze up at the stars. You’re the most humourless cunt in the whole thread.

No. 1721840

File: 1696920260680.png (222 KB, 480x270, starry-night-sky-4k-timelapse-…)

>>1721836
well i think its nice. you should learn to appreciate the little things in life anon

No. 1721841

>>1721839
that's not me, do you know how anonymous image boards work?

No. 1721842

>>1721839
You lost because im not that anon and im talking about fucking animatronic bears

No. 1721843

>>1721840
She can’t hang out there it’s a forest what if FREDDY FAZBEAR gets her.

No. 1721844

>>1721841
>>1721842
Yes it is you lying little toerag.

No. 1721845

>>1721843
>forest
>freddy fazbear
you are getting your zoom zoom games mixed up, slanderman is the one that lives in the forest

No. 1721846

>>1721843
Please relax, no one is triggered and you're starting to sound like an overeager autistic middle schooler trying really hard to impress the kids at lunch

No. 1721847

File: 1696920374943.jpg (298.06 KB, 900x1200, s-l1200.jpg)

>>1721843
doesnt he live in a pizzeria or something

No. 1721848

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No. 1721849

>>1721844
? You really are embarassing yourself now.

No. 1721850

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>>1721846
>>1721848
>>1721849
alright guys timeout. just close your eyes and count to 10…(avatarfagging)

No. 1721851

>>1721847
dont they have toothpaste in the forest? that's some british muzzle right there

No. 1721853

>>1721850
are you the hamster emoji autist? you are going to get banned over avatarfagging and posting emojis

No. 1721855

File: 1696920537163.jpeg (168.24 KB, 900x900, IMG_3309.jpeg)

>>1721849
>>1721848
>>1721846
Stop samefagging and look at my HAMPSTEH

No. 1721857

>>1721853
no, im just posting pictures of the night sky. what do you have against that?

No. 1721858

>>1721850
Anon all of those are the same samefagging retard.

No. 1721859

wasn't there an anon who was obsessed with springtrap? I seem to remember some rule 34 being posted.

No. 1721860

File: 1696920674778.gif (61.13 KB, 68x70, dancinggir.gif)

>>1721855
>look at my hampteh eksdedede rawr lolsorandum

No. 1721861

>>1721858
i dont think theyre the same person but thank you for defending me nonniekins

No. 1721863

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>>1721860
get off your phone and be in the moment with me…

No. 1721864

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No. 1721867

>>1721858
Nope. I just decided to alog because she's trying too hard and doesn't know when to drop a joke, as most autists dont

No. 1721868

File: 1696920915178.gif (12.42 KB, 271x202, ratherfish.gif)


No. 1721870

>>1721867
why do you want me to engage in your weird infighting so bad

No. 1721871

>>1721867
samefag your alogging didnt work it just made me laugh sorry

No. 1721872

since we have been invaded by the facebook moms, whats your favourite ABBA song? mine's chiquitita

No. 1721873

>>1721870
Because I said it wasn't a samefag? Don't be dramatic, you're the one throwing the accusation to dickride a sped.

No. 1721874

>>1721872
Mumsnet core fr no cap.

No. 1721875

>>1721872
gimme gimme gimme yeahhhhh boyyyyy

No. 1721876

>>1721871
It wasnt meant to be serious either way.

No. 1721877

>>1721873
what are you talking about man

No. 1721879

>>1721877
You're just a little dude. Just a little guy. Just a little frog. Ribbit ribbit heckin

No. 1721881

>>1721879
some of you take the infights on this site way too seriously. its weird

No. 1721883

>>1721881
You saw a post that said heckin ribbit and decided it was "too serious"? You aren't beating the retard allegations

No. 1721884

File: 1696921529953.jpg (34.04 KB, 392x500, bulge.jpg)

l-lewd did men use to flaunt their bulges in tight clothes like animu girls before?

No. 1721885

>>1721883
no but this is what i was talking about

No. 1721886

>>1721883
it's been proven we have some actual, unironic sped here. last thread one got angry at me calling stem tranny science

No. 1721887

>>1721885
You have no idea what you're talking about

No. 1721888

File: 1696921639481.png (65.32 KB, 500x596, stare.png)

>>1721887
do you like me

No. 1721889

>>1721886
One moment they want to be edgy and the next they want you to play hopscotch with them. I feel like I'm in the back of the short bus. I have to get off immediately my moms gonna be mad at me if I miss my stop.

No. 1721890

>>1721888
>wojack
scrote detected, hide all your children and dogs

No. 1721892

>>1721890
that is the only wojak i have saved on my computer. leave me alone

No. 1721893

>>1721889
>hopscotch
after all these years, i finally know the english word for rayuela. thanks anon

No. 1721894

>>1721889
can we be friends

No. 1721896

File: 1696921849072.jpg (250.34 KB, 1600x1200, 245819.jpg)

>>1721893
You are welcome

No. 1721897

>>1721894
My mom says I cant be friends with the special kids because they smell of poo

No. 1721898

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No. 1721899

>>1721898
what do this mean

No. 1721900

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>>1721896
muak gringonita

No. 1721901

File: 1696921996841.png (643.99 KB, 546x597, 1696288866714.png)

>>1721900
Tu madre mi Amiga

No. 1721904

is it finally over

No. 1721905

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No. 1721906

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the other day my friend and i fell down the dirty emoji rabbithole, boomers install shady apps on their brickphones so they can send this kind of stuff to eachother over whatsapp and facebook

No. 1721907

File: 1696922348673.png (551.75 KB, 872x800, frog.png)

>>1721905
this is me

No. 1721908

>>1721906
i like the circle tool gradient boobs. do you ever wonder who makes these…

No. 1721910

File: 1696922867085.png (405.61 KB, 720x1280, flirty-emojis-3-screen1.png)

>>1721908
we actually found the artist's webpage and they cover every single horny boomer kink from swingers, to bdsm, to cuckholdry. The dude sells these too which just proves the free market is a mistake. this is from the thanksgiving set

No. 1721911

>>1721910
i want to interview this person

No. 1721914

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No. 1721915

>>1721914
me and who

No. 1721916

>>1721915
you and nonna of course

No. 1721917

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>>1721915
Me and you, kyaaa

No. 1721919

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>>1721916
>>1721917
omigosh……………………………….

No. 1721921

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No. 1721923

File: 1696925485871.jpg (51.04 KB, 694x390, 1679729748760401.jpg)

Why am I so sleepy? I had 4 cups of coffee already

No. 1721926

>>1721906
I only associate it with tism-ravaged Stan Twitter gays because they use them more frequently than boomers. Quirky asffff

No. 1721927

>>1721926
i dont use twitter so i had no idea

No. 1721928

File: 1696926251658.jpeg (229.58 KB, 750x567, cute-earmuffs-for-baby-cows-2-…)

Saw someone say that every single person they know of who plays league of legends is miserable and it truly checks

No. 1721929

>>1721927
I wish I had your purity. I'm sure it's so funny to pilfer through untainted.

No. 1721930

File: 1696926388187.gif (42.3 KB, 400x250, 1688438326918.gif)

>>1721929
it sure is

No. 1721931

>>1721930
The cleavage ones in polka dot tops kill me

No. 1721932

>>1721928
I read a post on reddit the other day from a girl talking about how her ex played LoL all day and would literally shit himself while playing and sit in his shit for hours, and that their house was filled with bottles of his piss so yeah

No. 1721933

>>1721932
Sounds like a shitpost but the only people who play LoL are autistic and fixated or lonely and fixated so yeah

No. 1721935

>>1721928
LOL is the worst thing that happened to moids since war. It tainted an entire generation to the point they are unusable.

No. 1721937

>>1721935
Quite literally.

No. 1721939

who's the best metalpocalypse husbando? havent watched it yet but from clips alone i like Toki

No. 1721941

>>1721939
Murderface

No. 1721942

>>1721939
I mostly see them shipped together, they're less interesting to me individually but their interactions with eachother are sick

No. 1721944

File: 1696928550026.jpeg (93.18 KB, 800x799, 1693212311657.jpeg)

Having male pattern autism as a female is both a blessing and a curse.

No. 1721946

File: 1696928642269.jpg (16.12 KB, 286x296, cat.jpg)

>>1721933
>the only people who play LoL are autistic and fixated or lonely and fixated
Take that back anon…

No. 1721951

>>1721944
not enough narc delusions of grandeur to truly be male pattern

No. 1721954

i have a feeling that most people claiming to be autistic are not even autistic just annoying

No. 1721956

>>1721951
this is very true

No. 1721959

>>1721955
i have two of those things, and half of one of them

No. 1721961

>>1721944
>a blessing
Literally where.

No. 1721963

>>1721961
gives me motivation to draw, someone has to draw top cat yaoi

No. 1721970

If I could blow people up with my mind I would explode 10% of LC users, 20% of kiwis, 70% of 4channers, and 99% of redditors (to induce survivor's guilt).

No. 1721972

I'm such a massive autist, I have a hairdresser appointment today and I feel fucking awful. I hate going to have my hair done, I hate that I have to talk the whole time, I hate that they ask about personal shit. I wish I could just chop off my hair at home with some scissors.

No. 1721975

File: 1696932230787.jpeg (1.27 MB, 1242x2137, IMG_4241.jpeg)

>>1721933
I went back and found it kek.

No. 1721978

Just got my blood drawn I want to take a nap but I can't fall asleep. I hope I feel better tonight so I don't have to cancel plans.
>>1721972
What style are you going for nonna? A lot of longer styles are easy to do yourself with maybe a youtube tutorial. I've been cutting my hair like vidrel since covid started, it looks fine.

No. 1721981

>>1721972
if the hairdresser asks you a lot of personal questions you can just make some crazy shit up.

No. 1721989

>>1721652
Watching unboxing videos.
>>1721691
It does, but you can make it to where your pfp and name doesn't show in the settings.

No. 1721995

>>1721944
What about having male pattern ADHD? I’m so scrotebrained I’ve always struggled to get along with other women who aren’t completely mentally ill freaks or butch lesbians. Yet I can get along with almost any moid because that’s their default.

No. 1721997

>>1721972
I’m usually pretty talkative and dare I say gregarious but I turn into a different person at the hairdressers. A sullen, monotone, withdrawn creature with no real interest in anything. One that doesn’t dare look their opponent in the eye let alone challenge them. A cowardly wallflower. At least I’m polite.

No. 1721999

>>1721970
Only 70% of 4channers??

No. 1722000

>>1721978
Just a plain cut at the shoulders, no layers. I don't go for fancy cuts because I'm ugly anyway and I need something that isn't too much of a hassle when doing manual work. I really want to try cutting it myself but I have thick hair and apparently it's hard to cut evenly?

>>1721981
True but the guy is both my mother and brother's hairdresser and he will talk about my shit to them. I hate living in a small town.

No. 1722003

>>1722000
You could try the 'Brad Mondo method' (parting your hair into sections, tying them and cutting under the elastic) or maybe ask your mom or another family member. Thick hair is harder to cut but if you make more sections it shouldn't be too bad, if you have someone to neaten it up for you even better. Best of luck nonna.

No. 1722022

>>1721939
watched the first 10 eps, toki is definetly my favourite

No. 1722037

>>1721972
Tell them a gigantic overarching lie. I have one hairdresser who thinks I’m a death metal vocalist, one who thinks I’m in an extramarital relationship with a politician, one who thinks I’m a preschool teacher who hates kids, and one i can’t lie to because she does my sister’s highlights

No. 1722052

>>1722037
The first 3 probably just think that you're a compulsive liar taking them for fools…

No. 1722058

File: 1696939437476.jpeg (60.4 KB, 1040x800, 720E10AE-24F4-460D-BC3C-38E0C4…)

i know solitary confinement is supposed to cause severe psychological damage after like 10 days regardless of if you're introverted or not (even if you brag about how you're a lone wolf and don't need no one, doesn't matter, you'll still get hallucinations and start banging your head on walls). i don't think it would happen to me though. like i know that if you're a lighthouse keeper and you never leave and don't talk to anyone you'll go insane and start writing cryptic notes in your journal and mysteriously disappear but i think i would literally be fine because i'm different. my journal entries would be very normal.

No. 1722059

everytime i try to make a moodboard it comes out boring and ugly idk what i'm doing wrong

No. 1722063

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>>1722058
now i miss pandemic-chan, socially acceptable hikkidom was heavenly.
arguably defeats the point but i'd do fine with internet and vidya, or at least an ai friend but without i might get weird after a while.

No. 1722067

File: 1696941135773.png (1.45 MB, 1277x661, this is how you do it.png)

>>1722059
i hope my work can inspire you

No. 1722068

Reading through this thread gave me heavier brain damage than normal kek

No. 1722077

>>1721963
There's nothing male about that tho

No. 1722078

>>1722077
isnt it male autism to lewd obscure characters no one else gives a shit about? at least i dont see many women be as coombrained as that, which sucks because i like discovering obscure characters to obssess over

No. 1722079

>>1722067
nonna you are a visionary

No. 1722080

>>1722067
Never been more sad this is an anon board, I feel like our vibes could vibe so hard and ily for this

No. 1722083

>>1722078
Anon, where do you think all the lewd yaoi comes from?

No. 1722090

>>1722058
I went a few weeks without talking to anyone a few years ago. Stayed in my dorms for the holidays in an attempt to get more studying done. Absolutely did not work, I ended up dropping out in the end, but I was already on that track so I don’t think it was the isolation so much.
I developed a backwards sleeping pattern where I slept all day and only woke up at night, hardly saw daylight for weeks. I was too lazy to buy groceries so I’d get takeout every couple of days and just eat vending machine candy otherwise.
I didn’t really feel that bad because I had this particular husbando I was obsessed with at the time, to a degree that might have been legitimately unhinged now I think back. I’d reread his scenes and listen to cast interviews over and over every single day. He was pretty much the only thing I thought about.

No. 1722091

>>1722083
but most yaoi isnt near as brutal or detailed as male drawn hentai, that's why i stopped reading it, i need to see big dicks not light sabers

No. 1722096

>>1722067
I'm saving this!

No. 1722106

>>1722091
Do you exclusively read webtoons? I got a 100mb folder dedicated to just my otp's r18g doujins

No. 1722111

>>1722106
nta but doujins are the things with light saber dicks because of japanese censorship laws, you're thinking about it backwards, webtoons would actually have visible dicks. unless I'm missing something here

No. 1722112

>>1722106
nah most stuff's just very meh, i am talking yaoi asanagi or something like that. Only 11/10 yaoi i have read are cocodrile ave's gravitation doujins, that shit is peak and no lightsaber bullshit can top it.

No. 1722115

>>1722091
Buy recent European yaoi, many of them are uncensored in here. Not all of them though, I hate how Lala no Kekkon is still censored in French so the uke has an invisible dick or a light saber depending on the angle

No. 1722117

>>1722112
>cocodrile ave's gravitation doujins
Brings me back. I think they altered my mind, for the worse, when I was a teenager. The same artist also I believe did some guro doujin about vampires which has stuck around in my mind as well.
Never actually read a single page of gravitation itself though.

No. 1722122

>>1722115
nah i just meant most yaoi kinda sucks, it's either way too tame/cutesy or it has a terrible artstyle. I read way too much yaoi as a teen, i kinda grew bored of having to read through 50 chapters of gay faggy drama to get into the smut, i would rather just jump straight into the action now.
>>1722117
i grew out of yaoi because nothing has ever been able to top's maki murakami's artstyle. I grew tired of the stiff, yaoi handed, muppet face yaoi artstyle, and from what i have seen it has shifted from that ugly style to a less ugly but generic moeshit style.

No. 1722128

>>1722122
I bet harada is a Maki Murakami fan

No. 1722136

File: 1696948927999.png (Spoiler Image,2.29 MB, 1075x1518, 110644265_p0.png)

>>1722111
I've never seen a lightsaber on pixiv except by people paywalling the arbitrary tiny bar censor stuff with their fanbox. You're probably thinking of bigger, published releases.

>>1722122
There are so many artists nowadays that there is no standard yaoi style anymore, there's an unprecedented amount of variety.

No. 1722137

>>1722136
samefag, that picrel was just the first example of the black bar censor I have on hand don't hate

No. 1722140

>>1722122
I haven't read BL manga in years but I keep up with BL games. I find that the more heavy plots and sci-fi or fantasy settings they tend to deal with interests me more than romance drama in an office or whatever.

No. 1722143

cherry magic is ugly as shit with a boring plot and it's unacceptable that it's getting an anime–that stays faithful to the fugly ass art in the manga at that

No. 1722145

File: 1696949481308.jpg (310.44 KB, 1588x1223, moo milk cow sweater.jpg)

look at this fucking sweater! god damn I want it so bad but it was already SOLD OUT when I saw the listing

No. 1722147

>>1722140
>I find that the more heavy plots and sci-fi or fantasy settings they tend to deal with interests me more than romance drama in an office or whatever.
Same, this is why I'll always prefer KawoShin over any other ship (I know they're not from a game but still)

No. 1722149

>>1722145
This is what we should be wearing to identify each other in public.

No. 1722150

>>1721910
I want to redraw this with my husbando.

No. 1722151

>>1722145
I would've gone crazy over this in middle school

>>1722149
>I like your cow sweater
>thanks, I stole it from the admin

No. 1722159

The nitpicking and infighting in the shayna threads is usually funny (not the comments from lost coomers) and the only reason some anons defend her so adamantly is because they see themselves in her. I wonder how many farmers fall into the description of “faciallh below average looking overweight mid 20s woman with unconventionally shaped body, strained relationship with family, stupid with few life prospects and bad personality but can be a little charismatic sometimes”. And no, I haven’t posted in her threads for weeks.

No. 1722162

>>1722159
nonnie you might like this thread! >>>/ot/1539480

No. 1722166

File: 1696951100589.jpg (849.04 KB, 1600x1600, s-l1600 (3).jpg)

mad I couldn't get that particular cow sweater but there are more on ebay that are pretty nice actually maybe I should spend my wagie bucks on a stupid sweater, it's autumn

No. 1722167

>>1722159
wasnt it proven most of the shayna threads was fueled by spite by other failed whores?

No. 1722179

Paranorman is Coraline for boys who were indoctrinated early into toxic masculinity and can’t bear to see a girl as the main character + are too retarded to handle any moral that isn’t simple and constantly said out loud throughout the movie

No. 1722182

>>1722179
but it has a homo though

No. 1722187

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>>1722182
Haven’t you learned by now that lgbt don’t mean anti-sexist

No. 1722189

>>1722187
you are overanalizing a children's movie calm down

No. 1722195

>>1722179
very weird take. coraline was definitely still way more popular with males than paranorman, it planted the seed for zoomer boys' mpdg fetishes.

No. 1722205

>>1722195
What is mpdg…

No. 1722207

>>1722195
Yeah because at a young age even a lot of scrotes aren’t quite coombrained and woman hating enough to prefer dogshit story to an actual good and interesting film

No. 1722208

>>1722195
But she isn't mpdg in the slightest

No. 1722209

>>1722205
I’m too scared to google it

No. 1722212

>>1722205
nta but i'm guessing manic pixie dream girl

No. 1722213

>>1722212
Coraline isnt even a manic pixie dream girl, she's just a normal girl though

No. 1722215

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>>1722189
No, you calm down.

No. 1722216

>>1722213
I see scrotes associate her with that trope, she was kind of a weird and edgy kid

No. 1722218

>>1722216
She really wasn't, and of course scrotes would see a normal girl as a manic pixie dream girl just because she isn't uwu girly enough and actually acts like a realistic child

No. 1722219

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>>1722215
that is cringe even for lc standars

No. 1722220


No. 1722221

>>1722215
this looks like it was drawn by that crinklefur tranny with the comic. sophia something.

No. 1722222

>>1722219
It’s a haha funny lol joke, anon, don’t be mad.

No. 1722223

>>1722221
Sophia the first

No. 1722224

>>1721137
>why can’t I rape the entirety of saudi arabia? Men do shit like that all the time
Is this the level we’re at?

No. 1722225

Wow 400 replies already and she’s not even a full day old!

No. 1722226

File: 1696955216636.jpeg (21.28 KB, 584x389, IMG_2771.jpeg)

>>1722216
Scrotes are retarded and think that literally everything is specifically placed there to indoctrinate them into some fetish

No. 1722227

>>1722224
we should be allowed to rape moids to be honest, they have to make up for all the years they didnt let us wear pants

No. 1722228

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>>1722213
Reminds me of an anon who mistakenly believed Akashi from tatami galaxy was a mpdg, even tho the true mpdg of tatami galaxy is picrel

No. 1722229

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>>1722224
This is killing me, what the fuck is this extrapolation

No. 1722235

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>>1722223
more like 41st

No. 1722237

>>1722227
I don’t even think there needs to be a trial to weed out who would deserve what. Every man just gets the same order. A steel dildo in the ass

No. 1722240

>>1722229
I’m just saying just because men do stuff doesn’t mean we should imitate them. We’re literally the more intelligent sex. We know better than to go on 4chan and expect it to be all hunky dory

No. 1722241

>>1722235
i hate how trannies jumped to defend this pedophile
>>1722237
they like things in their ass though g spot and all

No. 1722243

>>1722241
Ewww ok then an arrow. That boy G spot is no more

No. 1722246

>>1722240
This is so dumb, it's a website

No. 1722249

File: 1696955827070.jpg (42.81 KB, 554x554, 1693578431867.jpg)

boy gspot looks like jelly bean

No. 1722250

>>1722235
Did he really draw that other child blushing when the tranny threatens him

No. 1722253

>>1722240
shut up loser i for once want women to be worse, i am tired of that ''better than men'' bullshit, give me a female richard ramirez terrorizing men

No. 1722256

>>1722250
he's drawn much worse than that, my sweet anon… he's quite literally a pedophillic diaperfur.

No. 1722258

>>1722249
which jellybean boy is this

No. 1722259

>>1722249
i want to squish it like a grape

No. 1722261

>>1722256
Yeah I know

No. 1722263

>>1722253
This sounds like something a troon would say. You probably go by she/they or some edgelord shit kek. Keep dreaming honeyboy.

No. 1722264

Just ate a big bag of old mushrooms can’t wait to see what prophetic visions I have

No. 1722266

>>1722263
The fuck? ‘Honeyboy?’

No. 1722267

File: 1696956527448.gif (3.99 MB, 560x448, d6152c2b7d.gif)

>>1722258
RRRRRRRRRROLLO

No. 1722268

File: 1696956550954.jpg (1.05 MB, 3024x4032, tdkc5rvq6gh31.jpg)

Do you ever have someone start going off about something to you, and you think about replying but you genuinely don't even know what they're mad about anymore so you just decide to leave it. Like haha yeah bro, that's crazy…

No. 1722269

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>>1722263
you are the reason women sacrifice themselves for moids that dont deserve them

No. 1722270

>>1722268
no, tbh i usually am the other person who is raging about nothing

No. 1722274

File: 1696956816967.png (830.71 KB, 887x1536, pooh.png)

honeyboy

No. 1722275

>>1722274
Honey the poo

No. 1722276

>>1722269
I wish I was God but that unfortunately is not reality. You’re gonna wanna take it up with him when you get to heaven

No. 1722284

>>1722276
god manifested herself to me in a dream and told me we should gangstalk men and say slurs

No. 1722288

>>1722224
????
Take your meds, retard

No. 1722289

>>1722263
NTA, but you are projecting hard. Anyway, rape men.

No. 1722292

File: 1696958482733.png (2.35 MB, 1080x1969, IMG_9670.png)


No. 1722295

>>1722292
is that the fabled cum chalice?

No. 1722296

>>1721477
Is that Sokka and young!Cruella

No. 1722297


No. 1722302

>>1722296
it looks like Sokka and the genderflipped japanese disney cruella (I forget what it's called but I think japanese disney has a bunch of genderflipped villains that are official characters)

No. 1722307

>>1722302
>>1722296
Those are Pokémon characters you fools.

No. 1722309

>>1722296
Lmaoooo they do look like that

No. 1722310

File: 1696959851314.gif (6.44 MB, 480x286, IMG_5584.gif)

>>1722264
Update I threw some of them up but I’m still

No. 1722333

>sleep at 9ish PM
>wake up around 7:30 PM
>need to be at work at 9 AM

ok

No. 1722335

>>1722289
The only men who can be raped by women are like 6 year old boys

No. 1722336

Guys I'm starting to understand the appeal of being in love with a hot streamer I'm sorry I've sunk this low but he heals my heart and eyes after a long exhausting day I just switch on a video and have my dinner and I am HAPPY for 1 hour

No. 1722337

did empathchan try to follow any of you on instagram too? inb4 normie reee i don't even post there i just have the account for lurking purposes. idk where or how she even found me i'm kind of freaked out kek because i don't even go on her thread let alone post i only know her by thread title…

No. 1722362

>>1721785
me too

No. 1722368

>>1722333
hold up you slept for 20 hours? did you sleep through work all day or do you need to be at work tomorrow morning?

No. 1722377

>>1722335
And that's why all women should ignore pearl clutchers.

No. 1722389

>>1722337
Yep, she tried to follow me twice on my priv account and once liked one of my posts on my art account which has less than twenty followers when I have never liked her posts or looked through her stories. She unfollowed me after some time I have accepted her follow request the first time, it's kind of bizarre, I wonder if she does this to everyone

No. 1722390

>>1722336
Tell us who so we can call him ugly

No. 1722415

>>1722274
round and cute

No. 1722432

>>1722368
Well, I (long) slept on the day I didn't have work, because the day before that I had zero sleep at all (due to work).

No. 1722434

>>1722389
it freaked me the fuck out because she doesn't even seem to be following many people in terms of follower/following ratio like how does she find us ? i would understand if i was hating on her but my only connection is using this website… i literally don't know the biggest detail about her other than she has a thread here. my account is private and has a single follower count. this is so scary kek but i'm so relieved it isn't just me that this has happened to in a way

No. 1722440

just watched Saw X with my nan, we love watching horror movies together

No. 1722442

>>1722337
I havent been here in a while. who is empathchan? another personalityfag?

No. 1722448

File: 1696972404914.jpeg (53.23 KB, 450x450, IMG_8383.jpeg)

MODS ADMINS FARMHANDS HELP ME I DROPPED MY FRIES HELP HELP HELP HELP

No. 1722454

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No. 1722455

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No. 1722461

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Why wasn't I born as a Archispirostreptus gigas? the world is cruel.

No. 1722481

>>1722448
Pull your skirt down, I can see your cheeks

No. 1722492

>>1722461
she looka like a poo poo

No. 1722493

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No. 1722498

>>1721995
So this is why the board has gotten weirdly more cringe lately

No. 1722502

>>1722058
It wouldn't happen to me either and im being unironic. Like pay me to sit in a padded room for 10 days and watch me come out like Andrew Tate pacing around with a cigar. "NO U WOULDNT!!1" Watch me. I would possess the ability to levitate and throw darts telekinetically.

No. 1722505

>>1722216
She was a normal little girl lol

No. 1722506

>>1721995
>pairing mentally ill freaks with butch lesbians
There probably isn't even such a thing as male patterned ADHD

No. 1722508

>>1722442
I am curious

No. 1722509

>>1722506
If you scroll through this thread and the precious two you can see that every single evening it's raided by crypto-ftms pretending they aren't crypto-ftms. Claiming they have "male pattern" adhd and autism, they aren't like other girls, LC isn't edgy enough for them, yaoi isn't hard-core enough for them, etc. It's so cringe

No. 1722518

What new games should I get for my switch? Something cosy. I used to play the professor Layton games on my DS Lite years ago and I was thinking about getting the newer one. I want something I can play comfortably like at nighttime

No. 1722526

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>>1722509
This makes sense actually

No. 1722527

>>1722526
At first I made the mistake of thinking it was actual men, but now I've figured it out. They are VERY flattered that we accuse them of being men and thats probs why they come back repeatedly, "hehe I'm so malebrained that people think im a man for being racist and weird hehe".

No. 1722528

>>1722506
Admittedly I have met very few butches but they seemed very normie to me

No. 1722533

>>1722509
They think acting like apes is cute and quirky. NLOGism is a disease.

No. 1722534

>>1722461
AMMONITE!

No. 1722535

>>1722533
I think im going to have to stop coming on here in the evenings, it's too embarassing and I don't want to have to look at it. It's like watching a group of speds in a playpen delighted with themselves thinking they look like 4chan bros when they really look like speds in a playpen.

No. 1722555


No. 1722571

Decided to rewatch Sailor Moon Crystal after years of not completing the series and didn’t realize they had other good jams besides the Momoiro Clover Z opening. This one sounds so classy yet romantic!

No. 1722575

>>1722571
I couldn’t get through it I feel like a fake fan it was just so bad. I did watch the third season though because they got their shit together but then I got sad it didn’t look that good before

No. 1722584

I don’t know how husbandofags do it, I’m incapable of fantasizing about a 2d character sexual pleasing me, even in my dreams there’s a 4th wall that doesn’t break. Their minds are too powerful.

No. 1722589

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No. 1722590

>>1722584
that's the only valid DIY autism test. congratulations, you have been permanently banned from the spectrum.

No. 1722599

File: 1696988601387.jpg (70.43 KB, 474x632, van.jpg)

I love RVs so much and I know there are some that are huuuge and basically buses, but I do not understand why people decide to have children while living in RVs. It's already a cramped space with little privacy, but also these kids I'm pretty sure are homeschooled and constantly traveling so there's no stability and consistent social interaction with kids their age. but perhaps I'm projecting as someone who was a homeschooled kid that lived in a cramped space.

No. 1722602

>>1722575
At least you missed out on this part, ew. sorry I couldn’t find it in Japanese but it has English subtitles

No. 1722604

>>1722602
Takeuchi was wild for writing that. The whole second season / R arc is a black zone in my mind I think I blocked it out

No. 1722607

>>1722584
i'm only capable of fantasizing about doing things to the characters (not always good things…) rather than them doing things to me. it's weird.

No. 1722616

>>1721907
I love you

No. 1722622

>>1722508
She has a thread on /snow

No. 1722630

>>1722602
They all look so ugly, at least the Spanish made up for it a bit, but I still vomited

No. 1722646

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My grandma thinks the tube ground beefs are not real meat and I have to agree

No. 1722648

whenever it starts to get chilly in my apartment i start to feel a horrible sense of dread in the pit of my stomach, like a feeling that i am alone in the world/in some kind of danger. maybe it's my latent neanderthal genes being like "cold = death" idk is this a thing for anyone else? it's annoying as shit considering i live in a cold area kek

No. 1722650

I love history (mostly modern and contemporary), but I'm afraid to tell anyone IRL because all the history spergs I know are 4channers or racists or something. I know it's just the stereotype but I just don't want anyone to look at me weird.

No. 1722674

File: 1696997681153.gif (3.01 MB, 498x278, jigsaw-scary.gif)

Hello, farmers. Would you like to play a game

No. 1722679

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>listen to picrel
>literally every song is explicitly about men

Heterocore: the album

No. 1722681

>>1722679
I think she's adorable and has an incredible amount of potential. On one hand I accept that I'm not her demographic and that she writes breakup songs for teens and tweens, but God she could have some hits if she stopped doing nothing but whining and crying about men

No. 1722683

>>1722681
Her voice sounds too flat and monotone imo

No. 1722684

>>1722681
i like her songs and i think the lyrics are great and i feel for her dumb little teenage heartbreaks but my god… the men she dates and write about are so ugly and older than her too. “get him back” is so catchy but i have to laugh at the fact that she’s singing about some ugly chinlet loser Adam Faze. stand the fuck up girl.

>>1722683
this too. i never like when tries to layer her vocals and do harmonies or whatever (i don’t know music terminology, but that shit she does in good 4 u). it doesn’t sound good and she’s not a particularly skilled vocalist. there’s some moments in “bad idea right” where it straight up sounds like some corny bizaardvark song kek.

No. 1722686

>>1722646
That shit has no beefy flavor at all. I wouldn't be surprised if they cut it 75/25 with turkey or pork or something. Even when you cook it, it doesn't give off the tasty beefy smell. They did something to that meat.

No. 1722687

>>1722684
Her music reminds me of those creepy tiktoks zoomer girls were doing where they were like "me after creating an entire scene in the bathroom mirror where my entire family is brutally murdered in front of me and then going to go get lunch afterwards"

No. 1722688

>>1722679
>mfw bi, over 25 and have never felt anything for a moid as strong as what the lyrics of get him back describe, probably due to combination of mental illness and same sex preference

I don't know how I should feel.

No. 1722689

>>1722687
Sounds fun?

No. 1722690

>>1722679
Nothing against her personally but there is something about her music that feels sort of flat.

No. 1722694

>>1722679
not a single song has a good beat or engaging lyrics. And her naming a song “teenage dream” like she didn’t even try kek

No. 1722695

>>1722686
Tbh I think all beef stinks while it's cooking, but tube ground beef does have a weird smell

No. 1722718

File: 1697005136293.jpeg (14.95 KB, 340x340, B5EC4053-D8BD-4038-BE72-B934EE…)

Uh oh

No. 1722720

>>1722718
What did you do, anon?

No. 1722726

So quiet when "they" aren't here

No. 1722727

File: 1697006204697.png (234.71 KB, 1907x2804, 1696479743095412.png)

A CAT GURL WOULD NEVER DO THIS.

No. 1722735

>>1722679
i don't understand how people like her music or how she's one of the biggest pop stars today. it's so incredibly manufactured sounding, a poorly recycled taylor swift with a little rock for some angry teen edge except it is completely inauthentic and trying way too hard. her voice is borderline unpleasant to listen to, even worse when she's doing the plain speaking she relies on in her songs. and you can just tell they're meant to go viral on tiktok, that certain parts of the songs are inevitably going to be paired with some dumb little tiktok trend

No. 1722736


No. 1722738

>>1722726
hmmm nonna thats very antisemitic, maybe you should go back to 4chan

No. 1722741

>>1722727
Maybe shes a turkish angora

No. 1722745

>>1722738
Omggg I just realized what this sounded like and im cackling

No. 1722757

Men who are white garbage referring to other white people as white garbage is so funny to me. That's literally you.

No. 1722783

You made him delete me on pokemongo. How insecure are you lol. I mean you do look like a big chungus now so that's fair. You've had his ugly ass for awhile now, why are you still afraid I don't want him

No. 1722786

>>1722783
Put your whiny teenage pickme bullshit elsewhere please

No. 1722790

>>1722786
Nonna I'm 29 this is an anon board to say dumb shit

No. 1722794

>>1722790
I wasn't implying you're actually a teenager but it's even more embarassing that you're 29 with this mindset

No. 1722804

>>1722794
Sorry nonna I'm not mature enough for you lol

No. 1722811

What’s wrong with me? My name is Florida. Florida! That’s the name of a state. Why is my name Florida? sobs

No. 1722822

>>1722811
to be fair, it is a pretty name when you pretend it's not a state. like florence and merida combined

No. 1722829

>>1722811
i miss old famb guy

No. 1722832

My boyfriend's bored impatience ruined my thrifting adventure and I am mourning the loss at 4am

No. 1722940


No. 1722943

>>1722646
i've never seen this in my country. is there any point or reason why it is packaged in a tube?

No. 1722955

>>1722832
if he wasn't able to endure something he doesn't really like for your sake you should reconsider this relationship. it will only get worse from here

No. 1722959

>>1722646
It's real, you're just retarded. Hope this helps.

No. 1722967

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Jesus you’re my firm foundation I know I can stand secure
Ooohhh Jesus you’re my firm foundation
I put my hope in your holy word

No. 1722969

>>1722967
jesus youre my super hero
youre my star
my best friend
better than superman
better than yu gi oh
better than barbie

No. 1722979

>>1722969
Jesus you’re my senpai
you’re my daddy
better than vapes
(Zoomer version be like)

No. 1722986

File: 1697019789949.png (1.1 MB, 1024x1366, illust_80787705_20230526_22114…)

>>1722302
Twisted Creuella has way shorter hair

No. 1723003

>>1722296
manbun is raihan and striped hair is piers. gym leaders from pokémon sword/shield

No. 1723004

I wish men still wore those tiny gym shorts I like man legs and tbh they should be tighter these days

No. 1723010

>>1723004
they look great in movies because they force men to shave, imagine being forced to stare at gross hairy moid legs? no thanks. however if men shaved then yes, please bring 80s short shorts

No. 1723012

>>1722969
i looked this up a little while after typing it because of nostalgia and learned it was from hillsong church and now all of my goofy memories of this song are shattered. i went to a church that did youth groups on wednesday and we'd go to this small building next to the library and sing and dance for an hour and do some activities and answer questions about bible study. that song was one of the ones we'd sing and dance to and i thought it was so hilarious from day 1 because our pastor didnt know what yu gi oh was and never knew what to do with his hands at that part. when you answered questions right they would give you little jesus dollars, not joking we had little paper jesus money, and at the end of the program we could go to the little store and buy candy and toys. it was actually really dope. i dont remember fuck all about the bible though.

No. 1723015

>>1723010
i see guys at the gym wear shorts (not short shorts but good enough shorts) and they still look good with the leg hair. a shaved man is half a man imo

No. 1723020

>>1723015
i cant stand unshaved men, they are more apes than men at that point

No. 1723025

File: 1697021776429.jpg (13.23 KB, 319x319, we pray.jpg)

somewhere out there is my bby fce

No. 1723039

File: 1697023306213.png (1.36 MB, 1321x658, these are hypothetical.png)

>>1722079
>>1722080
>>1722096
oh wow nonas you've really made my day! here is another one as a bonus

No. 1723040

this thread pic is too scary, please choose less scary thread pic next time. i am quaking in my boots.

No. 1723050

>>1722783
Why do I keep seeing posts in these threads that look like they belong in Get it off Your Chest. Is this a reply to someone or

No. 1723054

Wonder Pets and The Saddle Club, bitch. It's called STANDARDS

No. 1723079

>>1723054
I LOVE WONDER PETTSSSSSS

No. 1723107

Metalpocalypse is so good. Makes me sad most Adult Swim shows are underrated, genuinely have no idea how they finance them.

No. 1723109

>>1722943
To protect the meat from the air. It stays bright red as long as it’s in there because it’s not exposed to air at all but quickly loses color when you take it out so the overall experience is gross. It’s like when a vampire ages 100 years in 10 seconds because someone killed his master (best example I could think of lol)

No. 1723110

>>1723107
Agree about Metalocalypse. I also loved Tim & Eric—the episode where Josh Groban sings all their weird songs is so iconic to me, he’s a real one for using his talent in such a hilarious way kek

No. 1723124

>>1723107
aqua teen was always my favorite, fucked me up to learn frylocks VA ended up homeless for a bit because his house was destroyed by a tree.

>>1723110
tim fell off so hard, in large part due to the musical terrorist that is father john misty… but that live fight he had with same hyde where they both made complete asses of themselves was hilarious.

No. 1723126

File: 1697031154760.jpg (27.59 KB, 455x455, 1676941003487688.jpg)

>mfw i have to draw to get good at drawing

No. 1723128

I don't remember much of MDE world peace at all besides the tap water bit and the go to bed forever one where they had john maus do his schizo thang. sam hyde is only average amount funny but he used every ounce of charisma he could muster to make people think he was funnier than he actually was and some fell for it.

No. 1723140

>>1723107
I love AS so much, ATHF, Venture Bros, Xavier, Brak Show, they're all total gold

No. 1723149

File: 1697033229202.gif (1.08 MB, 372x246, IMG_4543.gif)

>>1723140
I repeat this mantra to myself everyday. Athf did permanent damage to my brain.

No. 1723158

>>1723140
Adult swim is so good, i am sad we never had it in my country, but at least there is this great and genuinely haunting Spain-only bumper.

No. 1723160

File: 1697033727249.png (272.13 KB, 2560x1142, Screenshot 2023-10-11 at 15.15…)

WTF IS THE ANSWER TO THIS

No. 1723161

>>1723160
first one

No. 1723162

>>1723149
I randomly think about this song at least once a month

No. 1723163

>>1723161
wait no, last one

No. 1723165

>>1723163
>>1723161
omg ok thank you

No. 1723168

>>1723167
I don't know, they dont give me the answers it is a cognitive test for an application kek sorry

No. 1723170

>>1723163
I think it’s the last one too

No. 1723171

>>1723168
oh shit anon sorry if you dont pass i though it was a game

No. 1723174

>>1723171
kek nona don't worry thank you for helping me I would have just guessed because idk

No. 1723177

>>1723174
if it helps you my line of though is that they stack over eachother and the second squares deletes the pattern of the first square

No. 1723178

>>1723160
it's definitely the last one

middle object in square 3 is always combo of both objects in squares one and two

bg in square one is always combo of both bgs in squares 2 and 3

No. 1723193

>>1723160
Dots and down, down because the end one is an amalgamation of the first two arrows and the background is the erased aspect of the first tiles background that is missing in the middle tile.

No. 1723195

File: 1697036326519.gif (1.09 MB, 400x274, DC025344-CC54-4BDB-B94C-28DD1E…)

>>1723149
>>1723162
oh you are my people. Every time I see someone jogging outside I always say “what are you exercising for? You’re just gonna die.”

No. 1723198

>>1723160
Sometimes I see shit like this, have legitimately no clue, and feel bad for being an autistic retard

No. 1723204

>>1723160
im so good at this shit i wish i could solve those for a living

No. 1723214

File: 1697038846466.jpg (121.09 KB, 1100x2032, 61-axznj XL.jpg)

Idk how but some dish soaps just straight up suck, like Xtra. It's too watery and doesn't sud enough. Palm Olive and Dawn are the best.
>>1722943
I'm not sure actually. I'm sure it's for some reason like cheaper packaging or easier to pack than the styrofoam and plastic wrap that meat usually comes in.
>>1722959
>t. Big Meat

No. 1723217

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No. 1723218

File: 1697039069999.png (973.88 KB, 1280x989, tumblr_p5s2zhwdhN1vor96ko2_128…)

>want to read trashy book
>neither ligben or zlibrary has it
>begrudgingly buy ebook on amazon
>thank you for your purchase your content has now been shared with your household's media library
>MFW

No. 1723221

>>1723218
Kek wtf also funny pic, enjoy your book nonna

No. 1723222

>>1723218
I actually laughed out loud, kek

No. 1723223

>>1723218
What was the book about nonny?

No. 1723224

>>1723218
Share it with us too, what book anon?

No. 1723225

Something about warming up frozen bread is so fun

No. 1723227

File: 1697039681533.jpg (148.82 KB, 1015x1796, f7o5n9c46co81.jpg)

>>1723217
>posting the troon version of the pasta instead of the original webkinz version

No. 1723228

>>1723218
Nona, you have to spill. What's your trashy book of choice?

No. 1723234

i'm always terrified i'll forget i already had a tampon in and put in another on top and make the first one get stuck. has anyone done that before? would you know right away if it happened?

No. 1723241

I love my job but sometimes I wish chatting wasn't a huge part of it. I work in an industry where it's expected to me to be best friends with basically every client, and constantly talk to them but often I'd rather just be silent. I'm interacting with these people for a good while so it's not like a 5 minute conversation either, but I'm a very shy and quiet person yet at work I need to pretend to be an outgoing confident person and it gets exhausting. I think the part that gets to me is knowing some clients would much rather be quiet and not talk and I don't want to bother them but it's also hard because I meet so many shy people who clearly just don't know what to say but want to talk if you get them to open up and both can give off the same body language.

No. 1723266

Where's the vent thread? Anyway I want to fucking die, I feel like absolute shit

No. 1723267

>>1723266
it's right here >>>/ot/1717396 nona

No. 1723277

I will find inner peace… I will not reply to retards in my threads of choice who will respond to any engagement that isn't strictly agreeing with them by sperging out and getting us all banned for derailing and infighting… Whatever it takes… I will find inner peace….

No. 1723279

>>1723267
Thank you you're an angel

No. 1723280

>>1723277
Manifesting

No. 1723305

The way that we've been able to capture the scent of ANYTHING is really amazing to me. How did we manage to make scented oils that smell like things like fresh bread or rain? That's crazy to me.

No. 1723307

>>1723305
i know right? i still cant comprehend how cameras work, being able to capture irl moments for eternity. It's something we are so used to but it still blows my mind, it feels like magic.

No. 1723310

>>1723307
>>1723305
I feel this about planes too, it’s insane how they just use physics and shit to fly, I can’t believe I can come and go somewhere in an hour with a giant thing that seems to stay static on the air.

No. 1723311

>>1723305
my thoughts but with fax machines, shit is just weird.

No. 1723317

>>1723218
i'm dying, i would want to disappear if my family saw some of the books i have in my kindle library too
the lady and the orc, bonded to the alien warrior, demonic prince, catnapped by the catman… all with covers of shirtless men photoshopped to look like creatures KEK

No. 1723322


No. 1723324

>>1723317
Based books, nonnie.

No. 1723326

>>1723317
KEK nonna you get it. I hate those ugly ass covers so much it's legitimately embarrassing and interferes with my bishounen mental picture

No. 1723327

File: 1697045709675.jpeg (293.84 KB, 1178x4417, IMG_4569.jpeg)

>>1723317
>catnapped by the catman
I had to look this up. Is Flynn the author’s cat lmao?

No. 1723331

File: 1697045791228.jpeg (616.38 KB, 1707x2560, IMG_3508.jpeg)

>>1723317
>>1723327
do they do this in a hardback cover version

No. 1723334

>>1723327
>>1723331
and then anons say women arent capable of male autism

No. 1723337

>>1723334
If by male autism you mean renaissance levels of fine art

No. 1723338

File: 1697046258179.jpg (226.23 KB, 1000x1333, photo-1615751072497-5f5169febe…)

some of you 'bout to get real mad

No. 1723340

>>1723338
At what

No. 1723343

>>1723340
you know

No. 1723345

>>1723338
quit it QUIT IT NOW

No. 1723348

File: 1697046695738.jpeg (1.29 MB, 1179x1632, IMG_4573.jpeg)

>>1723334
Throughout time humanity has yearned for the catman, the gender of the autismo is inconsequential

No. 1723350

File: 1697046748811.png (Spoiler Image,483.73 KB, 432x655, Screenshot 2023-10-11 at 1.49.…)

>>1723326
that's why i like when the covers have character artwork or discreet covers instead of
>shirtless roided man stock photo #98839 with the skin tone edited to be purple
the guy in this one is pretty cute tbh, maybe a little too normie male looking for me though

No. 1723357


No. 1723361

>>1723331
doesn't look like it, just paperback and ebook unless there was a special edition made of it since there are some companies out there that do fancy versions of these kind of books.
>>1723334
i'll admit that my autism is part of the reason why i like these kinds of books KEK i don't really care for real men, so a male monster or creature is more appealing to me than reading the smutty books other women like with abusive bdsm scrotes in them

No. 1723364

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i love how round this cat is. very beautiful very powerful

No. 1723366

>>1723364
this looks like my cat but fat

No. 1723367

>>1723350
>among us
But either way I hold the belief that among these trashy novels, there's a genuinely well written literary masterpiece that goes ignored cause of its ugly as sin cover

No. 1723370

File: 1697047430206.jpg (54.46 KB, 630x1200, Shao Khan.jpg)

>>1723361
what about men who look like picrel?

No. 1723371

>>1723367
i like to think of it as outsider art, stuff that will only be enjoyed 100 years from now
>>1723370
the missing link

No. 1723375

messenger live>>>>>>>discord>skype

No. 1723377

File: 1697047669988.jpg (173.58 KB, 1200x800, GettyImages_584925302.0.jpg)

>>1723317
>catnapped by the catman
All I can think of is this. Watch out for the catgangs, nonas.

No. 1723378

i've been cooking for fun (rather than cooking purely because i just need to eat something) way more often in the past year and it's been a really helpful coping mechanism for anxiety and depression, really takes your mind off of negative thoughts because you have to focus on what you're doing or you'll fuck the recipe up. 10/10 recommend

No. 1723382

>>1723218
>thank you for your purchase your content has now been shared with your household's media library
How does this even happen?

No. 1723395

File: 1697048584793.png (455.18 KB, 524x790, braces.png)

I need more anime boys with braces

No. 1723398

>>1723395
Damn that thing is ugly as fuck.

No. 1723399

>>1723382
You can link accounts so they share movies and books but i legit don't remember ever setting it up

No. 1723401

File: 1697048878020.jpg (205.72 KB, 836x1200, sadasdasd.jpg)

>>1723398
he's hideous but he hits all the ugly cute spots for me and is also dating a monster woman thats actually a monster and not some big titty anime women with green skin

No. 1723403

>>1723370
looks like the head that belongs to the shirtless moids on the covers, thank god their faces are normally cropped out kek
>>1723367
there are some that are actually really well done for what they are, the authors clearly know how to write. i wouldn't say literary masterpiece but definitely better quality than some of the slop traditional publishers are releasing these days

No. 1723408

>>1723401
I think they are a cute couple, what manga is this?

No. 1723410

>>1723401
Okay, that's pretty neat.

No. 1723411

>>1723401
>monster is actually a monster
Holy shit

No. 1723416

>>1723401
What manga pls

No. 1723424

File: 1697049421139.png (792.14 KB, 925x664, asasasas.png)

>>1723408
>>1723416
ryoko by Mitsuhashi Kaito
It's about fighting food monsters and then cooking them. It's nothing amazing or mindblowingly deep and emotional, but it has some of the best action scenes i have seen and all the characters are great. A genuinely fun and underrated action manga.

No. 1723429

>>1723424
Thank you nonny

No. 1723441

>>1722602
Thank you for affirming my decision in never watching sailor moon. I'll listen to the music on the side and ignore the anime. italian magical girl shows are better anyways

No. 1723445

>>1723441
sailor moon and sailor moon crystal are two completely different things, butt munch.

No. 1723446

>>1723445
Doesn't the 90s sailor moon also have the pink haired daughter of tuxedo mask and sailor moon having a crush on her dad and becoming an adult at some point because of some villainess turning her into one then kidnapping her dad because of the rivalry she has with her mom? Because I remember seeing it does.

No. 1723455

Today I just learned about the male cope of >mature hairline vs receding hairline
Both look the same. It’s hilarious seeing these moids online reassuring eachother “nah bro don’t worry, it’s a mature hairline!” Ok kek

No. 1723484

>>1723455
Or “tasteful norwood” as they jokingly call it kek, men always love gassing up mids/uggos bc actual good looking men threaten them

No. 1723496

>>1723455
How you gonna have a 'mature hairline' an still be unable to wash your clothes by yourself yknoq

No. 1723512

>>1722602
Does this happen in the manga too? The fuck?

No. 1723517

I get so angry at the sight of post-wall men. I want to punch them all in their ugly faces.

No. 1723537

File: 1697059495707.jpeg (1.1 MB, 1170x1795, IMG_5690.jpeg)

This type of woman is starting to piss me off I’m not trying to disrespect anyone’s subculture but hnnnnnngh

No. 1723542

>>1723517
You should do it

No. 1723554

What the fuck. I am at a family friend’s house and they have a child here and he is like three. I went to the bathroom and there is a CHILD URINAL in there. It is a frog’s open mouth and there are black stains in there! What the fuck? I had no idea males weren’t potty trained and that they as toddlers simulate pissing into open mouths. Absolutely blackpilling.

No. 1723555

>>1723554
Black stains? From his piss?

No. 1723560

>>1723554
I think that is just a choice thing. Not all males are potty trained with those. All my male family members were potty trained on a normal potty

No. 1723567

I want some instant ramen so bad but over 1200mg of sodium? Hell no.

No. 1723570

>>1723555
I guess so!

No. 1723575

>>1723555
>>1723570
It's a toddler, he probably just put something in the potty and it stained

No. 1723576

>>1723537
why'd she waste money on an onion torture device? what are you, an alleged housewife with plenty of time on your hands, doing to that onion that could warrant that contraption? unnecessary bullshit is what annoys me more than anything

No. 1723577

File: 1697062340467.jpg (117.67 KB, 1500x1000, best-apple-peeler-corer-slicer…)

>>1723560
Yeah same, I've only ever seen regular pottys
>>1723576
That's an apple peeler and corer anon

No. 1723579

>>1723577
peel and core your own damn apples and onions with a knife it takes 2 seconds housewives have no excuse

No. 1723592

File: 1697063766952.jpg (75.03 KB, 768x768, 8838_1278275400_1_1.jpg)

>>1723579
nonnie those apple peelers have existed since like the 1880s

No. 1723594

File: 1697063947351.jpeg (276.07 KB, 1800x1272, IMG_6190.jpeg)

Wow they’re fucking ugly

No. 1723596

>>1723537
So has anyone ever seen her head not tilted

No. 1723597

>peeling apples
Do you guys own an apple pie factory or something?

No. 1723598

>>1723579
These have been used for hundreds of years… relax

No. 1723608

>>1723537
no you absolutely should disrespect homeschoolers it's okay. except in like 0.001% of situations they are crippling their children socially/mentally and the ones who are putting it on social media are definitely bad

No. 1723610

an apple peeler doesn't bother me as a tool because it's fun to watch it work but also… just eat the fucking peels what the fuck, they're totally edible. texture autist device.

No. 1723612

>>1723610
Caring about these things in itself is retarded. No one asked

No. 1723614

File: 1697065498802.jpg (72.23 KB, 828x788, 20231011_185835.jpg)

Wanted to share this incredible boomer meme I saw today but celebricows is locked because some retard wanted to fill the entire remainder of the thread sperging about Cillian Murphy

No. 1723619

File: 1697066247202.png (1.2 MB, 897x909, abble peel tea.png)

>>1723610
don't tell her you can still use the peels afterwards

No. 1723628

>>1723614
Why are boomers being blamed for gen x/y memes?

No. 1723629

>>1723612
>t. Autist apple peeler

No. 1723643

>>1723610
you dont know shit about fuck about baking ma'am now go to sleep and goodnight

No. 1723648

>>1723592
of course the victorians would create a fucked up apple torture device. like painting walls with arsenic, this is something that should be left in the past. it will take you longer to wash your one trick pony apple peeler than it would to just wash a knife.

No. 1723650

I put peels in my apple pie, the peel is where the flavor lies

No. 1723651

>>1723643
All my apple baked good have peels in them I don’t care!! Num num num

No. 1723654

Now I want a puffy pastry filled with apple

No. 1723655

>>1723648
I know that you are disconnected from the source of your food, but when you own an apple tree, the apples basically all ripen at once. So in a very short amount of time, you must pick, clean, and prepare several hundred apples into enough apple based products to last you until next harvest.

No. 1723660

>>1723655
okay, does the tiktok tradwife own an orchard or does she live in a dinky suburb buying fuji apples from walmart?

No. 1723661

>>1723660
Hey, don't be rude to fuji apples, you bitch

No. 1723663

if she homeschools her kids in a full face of makeup for tiktok everyday, I think she has time to peel a walmart apple

No. 1723664

Ordered a wool scarf a week ago and it's arriving just around when it's going to become actually cold, life is good

No. 1723669

>>1723655
My grandparents lived on a (small) farm and I think people underestimate the amount of work even doing something like picking an entire raspberry bush takes. My back aches just thinking about it. I've also helped take the peas out of pods.. It's simple, but it's a nightmare when there's basketsful of them.

No. 1723680

>>1723567
Take long pasta, boil it in some salt and baking soda, make a broth or sauce like you do with your instant noodles in a pan with all the seasonings and oils you like from your pantry, add the pasta to it and add your favorite toppings. Problem solved and it tastes better and it's healthier. Bonus if you add protein like beef or chicken or shrimp. Enjoy!

No. 1723684

File: 1697071824403.jpg (90.3 KB, 736x736, cat (1).jpg)

Youtube just gave me a pop up saying adblock is not allowed and gave me a choice to allow ads or subscribe to premium, but then they literally just let me X out of it. Idk what the point of that was, but if those fuckers do something to my account just because i have adblock, there's gonna be problems. Anyway, I think these means I need to find a different adblock filter to stop the ads since they clearly detected my current one.

No. 1723693

green grapes are better than all other grapes

No. 1723694

>>1723693
Specially seedless green grapes, they’re so fucking delicious.

No. 1723696

>>1723693
You’re so right finally someone based on this subject. Have you ever tried freezing them? They’re like little sorbet drops mmmm

No. 1723702

Some of those "you are not the father" reactions on Maury had to be fake

No. 1723730

File: 1697078626712.png (1.25 MB, 1138x906, Screen Shot 2023-10-11 at 7.43…)

>>1723693
Have any of you tried cotton candy grapes? Holy shit they're so good and literally smell and taste like candy. (Which probably means they're unhealthier and packed full of more sugar) But god damn they're amazing

No. 1723734

>>1723730
i don't usually care for white grapes but those are fun

No. 1723740

>>1723730
These shits are like $8/lb I can’t stand them they’re not that good

No. 1723746

>>1723730
I love cotton candy grapes. I freeze nd sorbet them.

No. 1723747

File: 1697082125501.jpg (90.28 KB, 735x919, oriental shorthair breed cat k…)

Guess I'm finally about to start watching Castlevania for the pink haired lady. I couldn't do it before because I couldn't stand that everyone has those long ass faces and noses, like those cats that look like [REDACTED]. But it seems like they've changed the style.
>>1723730
I like cotton candy grapes as well. They're not overly sweet, It's a very delicate sweetness.

No. 1723773

This shit is still fire

No. 1723774

>>1723025
omg hello!! I MISS YOUUUUUU am gonna swing by movie night soon i promise fuck this timezone

No. 1723779

File: 1697085894989.gif (2.67 MB, 463x498, IMG_5708.gif)

AGHHHHHHHHHHHGHHH

No. 1723780

Fucking hell, a dumbass flu I caught gave me tinnitus.

No. 1723782

Which ducking nonnie said to watch Hello My 20s?? Fuck you this shit is making me rage oh my god South Korea is fucked! They are very lovable hatable ladies though so I will keep watching

No. 1723784

>>1723628
I just meant it had like boomer Facebook reptilian conspiracy vibes but if you have to take it that seriously then okay

No. 1723785

>>1723663
Weirdly condescending and hateful over something so trivial but I guess that's on brand.

No. 1723789

Obsessed with this stupid shit

No. 1723792

File: 1697087019064.gif (81.28 KB, 64x88, 46889869.gif)

catchmecatchmecatchme cardcaptooooorrrr!!!!

No. 1723795

>>1723234
Omg nona I started my period yesterday too
~moon cycle sisters~

No. 1723796

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No. 1723798

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>>1723747
I get it, nona. I’ve never had the desire to get into One Piece because I hate the character designs for some reason. It could be a really great show, and I’ll just never know because it just looks like pure autism to me

No. 1723802

>>1723798
The one piece live action was good I’m shocked to report. Can’t believe they tried that hard to do it justice. I have my gripes (obviously) with the casting etc but it’s a regular ass weird fun show for a new viewer

No. 1723804

Do a flip

No. 1723805

>>1723782
Nevermind I’ve turned a corner it’s good. The sexism bullshit is oddly refreshing to see since it’s portrayed in a real way although it still makes me seeth with rage. Please don’t be bullshit by the end

No. 1723807

>>1723798
The character designs threw me off too, I managed to get about 200 episodes and gave up but shockingly bored enough one night I decided to throw on the live action it was so much fun like >>1723802 said. The pacing, casting, story telling was so much fun it felt like an entirely different show. I would love 100000% to watch one piece in LA. Also love how sweet the OP community is by not bashing down others who simply do not have the time or attention span for the anime. It’s a whole different feel.

No. 1723813

>>1723807
As an OP fan I'm so glad there's an entry level adaption for people to get into. It would be kinda insane to recommend a 1000 episode anime no matter how much you love it, you can't expect many people to bother. But now it's easy to suggest, even my normie stacey sister has seen and enjoyed the live action.

No. 1723822

>>1723813
ayrt It’s absolutely an adventure, the LA made me go back and start watching the anime again because I absolutely can not wait! Honestly having more sense and understanding of Odas work.

No. 1723825

>>1723747
oooh have fun anon!!! The first 2 seasons are FANTASTIC and things kinda start to melt halfway around season 3… I guess Netflix gave them the old s3 cancellation curse and everyone had to haul ass to wrap up all the loose plot threads they could. But the first 2 are really good and even in season 4 you see the really cool bones of what could've been (<- copium but it's still true)

No. 1723830

I can't stand vapers, they look so incredibly cringe taking a hit out of their fruty gay dessert minty flavoured kazoos. They think they are cool badass anime characters smokers, but just look like the kazoo kid. I hate them so fucking much and i cant wait until vape culture dies.

No. 1723835

I'm not like other girls, I'm so malebrained. I like [insert the most unfunny oestrogenized fem-brained incel-pandering material ever]

No. 1723837

>>1723835
give an example of media like that

No. 1723840

>>1723554
late but this is such an insane and gross post, wtf was this anon's problem

No. 1723841

My country is going to shit and here i am, drawing porn.

No. 1723842

>>1723554
You need help.

No. 1723844

>>1723835
what's fembrain?

I like edgy rapu yaoi and I don't think it makes me different from other girls, sexual expression is private and it only effects the way I treat/view men in my everyday life. lots of people like weird things behind closed doors. I think the anons who cry moid or troon at any instance of coomer behavior (because only disgusting SCROTES and TIFS get horny) are to blame for other anons now calling themselves moidbrained or having "moid autism"

No. 1723848

>>1723844
I'm just talking about the weird poster we now have in the PM that constantly bangs on about how malebrained she is, which is ironically such a "fembrained" thing to do. Also your self awareness about the topic alone shows I wasn't talking about you at all.

No. 1723850

>>1723848
What's PM?

No. 1723852

>>1723850
Nighttime

No. 1723854

>>1723848
if it was about my post, i do allign more with male autists due to my interests civil war history and aircrafts and RTS i dont know many(actual) female autists but they do tend to have more female interests, which sucks because male autists are an cancer to talk to

No. 1723858

>>1723848
where does she post?

No. 1723879

i had a dream last night that there was some kind of glitch / hack on lolcow and it started linking peoples posts to their facebook accounts, showing everyones full name. i went on the site and my male best friend had been posting here. i was furious with him. "why would you go on the FEMALE ONLY WEBSITE!!!! go on ANY OTHER WEBSITE!!!!"

No. 1723883

>>1723879
>facebook
are you the fabled 65+ nonnababa?

No. 1723884

>>1723883
"hall is the blonde one" gets me every time I hear one of their songs

No. 1723905

nonas there's a new girl in my team at work and she's so perfect it's scary. no seriously i keep thinking there must be something wrong with her as a person because she's too perfect.

- super pretty and can easily pass as an idol (i'm saying idol because we're asian)
- extremely smart, graduated with double degrees (both are STEM) before the age of 21 from a very decent uni. at this point i'm pretty sure she graduated with first class honors and i'm too scared to ask.
- very friendly, speaks very eloquently can get along with others easily. generally a very sweet girl.
- very good at her job despite joining very recently
- extremely normie with normie hobbies

i'm not jealous at of her in fact i genuinely like her as a colleague i'm just wondering is it normal for a person to be this well adjusted?

No. 1723922

I found a ladybug trying to escape my glass window from some flowers I picked. Carefully got it outside on some tissue but I feel blessed.

No. 1723940

>>1723883
kek not yet. i am a mere hag of 27. i don’t use facebook, so i don’t know why i dreamed about it.

No. 1723954

>>1723905
Honestly with the way humans work she probably thinks of herself a loser.

No. 1723971

>>1723884
Whenever I think about hall is the blond one I chuckle

No. 1723979

>>1723830
I feel the opposite I miss when it was bigger like vape nation tier with the big box mods and people were blowing dumbass giant thick alice in wonderland clouds everywhere

No. 1723983

watching these videos on "main character syndrome" is so odd, I always felt like the opposite? like an extra watching other people? I'm sure some nonas relate. my nightmare would be being centre stage, up the back of the audience in the dark feels so much comfier.
also I think people in general are all so similar we may as well be cells in one bigger organism, like an ant hill. nobody is special, and that is beautiful. we are one of many, but still one. it's a nice thought to me. like the earth is out benevolent mother and we're LITERALLY all her children.

No. 1723990

>>1723850
Prime Minister

No. 1723991

I've had severe baby fever the last few months but I'm a virgin so it feels extra dumb

No. 1724002

Virgin/Lesbian anons. Do you guys get very vivid dream babies? I had a theory that women who get very vivid dream babies are actually seeing possible missed miscarriages, after learning about how many women miscarriage without knowing they were pregnant at all it's pretty plausible?

No. 1724008

>>1724002
> seeing possible missed miscarriages
You may not know that you’re pregnant but you don’t miss a miscarriage

No. 1724015

>>1724008
I guess a better term would be a spontaneous abortion. Once you actually have a baby you know what it "feels" like to be pregnant. Once I actually was pregnant it definitely occured to me that I was pregnant before and wrote it off as just PMS symptoms followed by a rough period, the same uterus cramping just feels vastly different from PMS to actual pregnancy

No. 1724016

>>1723785
kek how was anon's post 'hateful' she's right

No. 1724027

>>1724016
agree with you nona >>1723663 is right, who is she performing for?
kill me if I have to paint my face daily on awakening just to be stay at home mother and not only maid but bangmaid.

No. 1724039

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It's honestly wild seeing radfem accounts with solanes pfps, who just one week ago would have been taking about how all males should be aborted, are now just denying likely mass rapes, cause of ideological obsessed brain-rot.

No. 1724045

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I hate when I am binge-watching a really cool show and I get close to finishing it. Specially when it's those niche one-of-a-kind shows like Venture bros.

No. 1724050

>>1724039
I don't understand this. What makes them think that violent patriarchal moid terrorists wouldn't rape enemy women during war?

No. 1724053

>>1724050
I already posted this in the radfem cows thread, but they literally can't see thins as grey. Radical Feminism is incredibly tied to Marxism and Marx believed that everything was related to class conflict, whether it was religious or racially based.

No. 1724056

>>1724053
I hope a disappointed Andrea Dworkin haunts them at night.

No. 1724078

>>1723905
This is not that relevant but it reminds me of when I was growing up. I went to an ultra academic girls school and there were a lot of students like that. They just seemed to have it all, pretty, perfect grades, always kind and friendly to everyone.
Though a portion of them were not as well adjusted as they seemed, EDs were insanely common. There were like 100 students in my grade and maybe 5 girls outright disappeared with zero explanation, only for us to find out months later through rumours that they had gone for anorexia treatment. And that was just the girls who were bad enough for hospital.
At least in my country it feels like there’s a lot of pressure on academically oriented girls to be perfect.

No. 1724083

>>1723971
Same, im gonna print that post out and frame it on my wall

No. 1724091

>>1723979
the giant clouds were fun to watch it always brought a smile to my face when a couple people would be standing outside and completely envelope themselves and like a whole car in a matter of minutes lol.
>>1723844
>>1723848
>other anons now calling themselves moidbrained or having "moid autism"
this had only happened like in the last week, just make fun of them for insulting themselves! it's an unthinkable self-own to align yourself with male autism or call yourself malebrained lmao it's not a cow but does remind me of that one cow in the leftcows thread with a bunch of plastic surgery; she's not into trains or whatever though, she's just a female misogynist.

No. 1724092

>>1724083
The H&O Manifesto™ needs to be appreciated, might do the same
also the bird and the bee do such a sick cover album of their shit it slaps too hard

No. 1724098

>>1723905
Ot but what are normie hobbies? pulls out notepad

No. 1724112

>>1724098
pretend I'm not looking or listening but taking notes also

No. 1724114

>>1724091
I don't want to be that person, but the autistic scrote accusations for innocuous shit like posting unfunny memes led to anons actually calling themselves moid brained
The real moids we need to fight against are the retards who come here every week to troll us

No. 1724130

>>1724091
>this had only happened like in the last week
it's going to become a regular thing eventually because you can get accused of being a moid or a troon here for breathing. more and more anons will start to feel ashamed by their newly diagnosed "moidbrain" or feel discouraged from talking about their "moidbrained" interests because of the obsessive spergs who do that, not as an off-hand joke post either because 9 times out of 10 they'll try to pick a fight over it.

No. 1724152

>>1724091
I like cars and shooting guns. Come at me nitpickers

No. 1724160

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>>1724152
ur a scrote get off my board only fembrained kawiwi autism allowed here

No. 1724163

>>1724091
Can you just post a screenshot or a link or something? Or at least say what this incel-pandering media was

No. 1724165

>>1724160
Ew a weeb, leave with the moid brained car autist

No. 1724166

>>1724130
I got accused of being a moid for liking seinen anime (and not like ecchi or something)

No. 1724169

>>1724166
My moid brainess is that I like vintage ecchi illustrations

No. 1724170

>>1724169
You sound cute (sorry if I sound like a moid for finding a girl cute)

No. 1724171

>>1724166
i have seen anons getting accussed of being male for playing games that arent braindead ''comfy shit'' and shovelware, this board can be insane sometimes. I think it must be a bunch of zoomers who categorize everything into either ''girlcore'' or ''malecore''

No. 1724172

File: 1697123016273.jpg (272.05 KB, 1280x1567, Madoka_038.jpg)

>>1724169
old ecchi is the only good kind of ecchi

No. 1724174

>>1723835
The first person that comes to mind is Ritard

No. 1724182

>>1724171
Zoomers (and I guess by extension current culture) are so regressive it’s insane.

No. 1724214

File: 1697126293745.jpg (69.44 KB, 587x764, me staring at unattainable fag…)

I wish i was a faggot. If i were an homosexual male instead of a straight women i would have lines of cute, shaven twinky guys with perfect skin and good fashion sense and perfect perky cocks and balls ready to spread their cheeks for me, but i am a woman so i have a swarm of bald, fat, LOL-playing deep sea monters that expect me to look 12 but also have the body of a 20yo but also be shaven like a baby and also be fashionable but not ''too fashionable'' and also i have to be a chef because these useless paperweights dont know how to cook at 21

No. 1724221

>>1723905
I've met women and even sometimes men like this all the time. Most often they come from very privileged and wealthy backgrounds with a good supportive family.

No. 1724236

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I honestly don't understand a damn thing about hair care and seeing people talk about it feels like a foreign language and tbh I'm done trying to decipher any of it. All I do is slap some random cheap shampoo and conditioner in it (picrel superiority), put some oil in it and keep it in braids until the it's time to wash again.

No. 1724245

>>1724182
The MySpace sages were right. labels are for soup cans. People would be happier if they didn't package up their entire self-worth into a Twitter bio character limit

No. 1724273

>>1724236
Same. I saw someone saying haircare is so much simpler than skincare and I don't agree at all. With skincare you can have actual results after like a week, with haircare I legit don't even understand how you can even achieve anything because it's all dead.

No. 1724277

>>1724171
i think it's crystalfags, cc had that problem for a year or so now, got called "moidbrained" on there countless times and only 1 time on here.

No. 1724301

>>1724152
You are unbelievably based. The shiny of nonitas. I want to know how to fix cars so I bought a car fixing tutorial video game. It's actually pretty good. Gave me some great basics so I feel like I have a much better understanding of how a car works.

No. 1724306

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>>1724152
pew pew

No. 1724314

I just realized my cats nose isn't black anymore. Her black nose was the reason I recognized her inbetween all her siblings when we came to take her home a few weeks later, and now it's just gone, it's pink for the most part…

No. 1724320

>>1724306
Nonny where did you get a P90 from???

No. 1724325

>>1724221
>>1723905
My best childhood friend and his circle of friends are like that. They're not rich-rich but they all
>grew up in nice areas
>their parents were relatively comfortable financially with good jobs and stable marriages
>they had enough love, encouragement and private tutors
>they didn't witness any major traumatic event
and most importantly
>they went to posh schools where they made lots of friends from similar backgrounds
It's a joke among his friend group that they got to choose between being a lawyer, doctor, computer engineer or go to business school and get an MBA. And once they're in their school of choice, they have a built-in circle of friends from before to help them out, recommend them for jobs, introduce them to other privileged people.

They're all very lovely and successful, but compare that to me who was
>born poor
>my parents hated each other, and me
>had to teach myself everything ever
>had to work jobs that are shitty, demeaning, low-pay and can't be put on a resume to pay my way through school
>bullied for being poor
>befriended other bullied kids, joined them in their weird hobbies
>had to depend on abusive or neglectful males to get housing
Obviously I came out a bit rough around the edges. I'm still doing fine now, but if you have a certain safety net you basically can't fail too badly unless you get into drugs.

No. 1724348

day1 of learning hiragana seriously and its both fun and annoying when i forget a character i KNOW i just learnt. also the characters look so different when i write it vs looking at it typed on a screen kek so sometimes i just blank out not recognizing it. its just day 1 so i need to chill but still. i'm excited to eventually read my first manga in only japanese in a few weeks

No. 1724350

>>1724325
Yeah those types of successful, perfect, academic people developed their work ethic and time management skills since they were young because their parents were financially stable enough to enroll them in private school with good education and afterschool activities like tutoring and sports. And since their parents are well-off and successful, they instill those values in their kid to be successful in school as well. It's not a surprise that these types of people end up together in a circle of friends and by the time they become adults, they can network with other successful people. Not saying that their intelligence doesn't play a role in it but having a solid background comes a long way in setting an individual up for success.

No. 1724386

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I used to hate the ass of the bread, but I've realized that bread butt is really only bad on white, sandwich, wonderbread type of breads. On fresh it's not that bad. I still don't prefer it at all, but not bad enough for me to waste by throwing it out. I just ate some, it was italian bread.

No. 1724393

>>1723905
I've met people like that before. I knew one girl and her bf that graduated school with good grades and got sent to study in a posh university in the US by their rich parents. Now she works at a good high paying job. I feel that if you are rich and have good smart parents then you're kind of set up in life unless you are disabled or something traumatic happens to you. I admit I get jealous of those people who were born in good circumstances and will likely never know struggle like the rest of us. My dad was abusive to me and my mom since I was very young so I developed mental illness as a result. To me, having a good childhood is an important determinant of someone's success later in life.

No. 1724409

>>1724325
I feel like I was almost someone like this, everyone in my childhood friend circle ended up a doctor or a lawyer.
But in my case my parents divorced when I was 7. My parents were up until then solidly middle class, we lived in the wealthy part of town, I went to private school, all on my father's income. My mum was stay at home. But then one day he had some kind of midlife crisis and fucked off. Apparently he had never really wanted kids.
He gave a decent amount of money to my mother but never saw us again after the divorce was finalised. We had to move to the shit part of town in this block of flats full of chavs.
She really couldn't cope with two kids alone, both my parents are immigrants (from other western countries, that being said) so we had zero family members in the country. Couldn't really do extracurriculars because she didn't have time to drive us around to them, time at home was really tense, I felt like I couldn't ask her for anything because she was always so stressed. Luckily she did have some time to tutor me herself to get me into selective school.
A couple years later the money stopped coming because my father had picked up an alcholism problem so bad he had to retire early. We were then extremely low income. But culturally speaking I was middle class and this always made things kind of weird socially. I also had huge troubles in school and was badly underperforming compared to my scores on standardised tests.
Ended up going to a mid tier university and quickly dropping out, became a hikki/NEET for many years and have only become a sort of functioning human thanks to remote work.
I'm way too ashamed to meet any of my old friends. I hope they forget about me.
I'm wary about blaming my parents divorce too much that being said. What I suspect is partially going on is that some kind of ADHD type defect runs through my father's side of the family, and I just picked up his faulty genes.

No. 1724424

I received a referral to a psychologist about 10 months ago, but ever since then I have been ignoring emails asking me to fill out some forms to get started with an intake interview because I started to doubt whether I wanted to go through with it. Tbh I always assumed they were automatically generated e-mails and that they'd stop coming after 1 year when the referral expires, so I didn't feel bad about ignoring them. Today I received an email saying they couldn't reach me by phone and that they have scheduled the intake next month and to please fill out those damn forms lol. So I guess fate has chosen for me or something.

No. 1724430

>>1723702
Ofcourse it would be fake, it's an entertainment show. With a really strange fucked up premise.

No. 1724436

I have no idea how USA nonnies dont die of embarassment knowing they live in a country with 3 brony killers and nambla, i would off myself and hope i get reborn in canada honestly

No. 1724437

>>1724436
Nah canada is tranny land with over priced cost of living and they still come visit our USA shithole to escape their winter hellscape.

No. 1724441

>>1723830
>minty flavoured kazoos
Fucking kek! My friends and I called them Robo dicks.

No. 1724444

>>1724436
I would like to be reborn in a small rich country like Liechtenstein.

No. 1724449

I am getting around 50-100 usd from an art commission. What can i spend it on to improve my life as a depressed NEET? I was thinking of a yearly gym membership. I am from a third world shithole.

No. 1724451

>>1724437
yeah but their taxes dont get wasted in defending nambla pedos nor get shot by bronies, it's a less embarassing existence

No. 1724454

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As a millenial I roll my eyes at all the forced cringe millenial hate since we're already so fucked irreparably and don't need any more baggage but Disney adults are the one thing exempt from this rule, they're genuinely the worst mistake of our entire generation and the mentally retarded cousin the rest of us want hidden in the basement. The grown up theatre kid who never grew up. The peak consoomer who succumbed to terminal consoomerism while still thinking they're a counterculture aficionado. At least now there are lots of Gen Z Disney adults who joined the ranks so we don't have to carry the sin by ourselves.

No. 1724455

>>1724436
Wait, 3 brony killers?!

No. 1724456

>>1724454
I see cute couples who dress up in matching clothing and enjoy going. I assumed you mean the super unhinged adults who make it their entire personality, own at least 100 longuefly bags and name one of their three kids Ariel.

No. 1724460

>>1724449
This sounds dumb, but get really, really nice pajamas. My old pajamas would always start pilling and falling apart after a few washes.

No. 1724462

>>1724449
if you're from the third world, save it probably. i don't know what kind of opportunities for advancement you have but can you not simply work out at home? i know walking outside your place may be tougher.

No. 1724463

>>1724460
is there a big difference between sleeping in pajamas and just normal clothes?

No. 1724464

>>1723905
People like that (who aren't secretly messed up trying to aim for perfectionism to overcompensate and hide their mental illness really well) just come from good backgrounds and were given lots of opportunities and encouragement from the people around them, and naturally they just happened to be born with a suitable innate temperament. Like growing up they never had to worry about money or their grades or their parents fighting, probably had good relationships with their siblings or grew up as an only child, had friends and were well liked within their peers, never experienced any severe behavior-changing trauma, got to do a lot of varying hobbies, went on vacations to different places, had cultural experiences and so forth. One thing that makes a big difference is being conventionally attractive and even beautiful, having good looks has been proven to grant you promising opportunities and have people treat you better so you end up being an open and kind, sociable person who believes the best out of others since you've always been treated with respect and have no social trauma. It's just a big sum of basically everything going right and to answer your question, it's very rare.

No. 1724466

>>1724462
>work out at home
i dont have equipment sadly. i was thinking of getting the cheap once a week gym memebership then go running. I don't know what to save it for, I don't really need anything right now, I just want to work on my mental health.

No. 1724472

>>1724456
Disney adults are defined as the people who take their Disney obsession way, way too far to the point they get mad at kids being into Disney because it's "their thing and meant for adults", the kind who will break into tears when they see Cinderella's castle despite visiting the park every year, will spend literally a house's worth of dollars on useless Disney paraphernalia, post tiktoks of themselves singing (or lipsyncing) Disney songs, get their hair styled after Disney princesses, dress up as Disney characters for no reason on the streets etc, etc. Not the adults who just go spend a weekend at Disneyworld and have a bit of fun putting on the Mickey ears or maybe have a Donald Duck keychain or something.

No. 1724474

>>1724466
Yoga, kettlebells, free weights. You can do a lot at home even in a small space. When the weather is nice, jogging is a good cardio.

No. 1724475

>>1724466
A membership that allows you access only once a week? I'd opt for body weight excerises at home in that case. There's plenty you can do without equipment.

No. 1724477

>>1724472
Makes sense! I know there's an older youtube couple called extra ordinary adventures, I think. The woman cried several times when doing things at disney. It was slightly cringe.

No. 1724480

>>1724477
>The woman cried several times when doing things at disney
Cringe as it may be but I would kill to feel that amount of emotion and passion for something.

No. 1724488

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I just saw a woman on twitter call other women sluts (for being to publicly sexual) and then say "i only post about sucking my man's dick!" when someone pointed out that she talks about sucking dick. This is why I stopped using that stupid app.

No. 1724496

>>1724474
>>1724475
i mostly just need someone to guide me i am awful at sticking to things by myself

No. 1724512

>>1724488
There's so much sexist stuff against women online but when you report it, nothing happens. I hate it.

No. 1724521

>>1724092
nta, i love this album! it pops up on my most played album lists consistently. you have great taste, ma'am.

No. 1724523

i really hate when women try to make other women feel bad for squirting. it's something that can't be helped, anyone who does it knows it is a truly natural response to arousal, and the policing of it with "you're just pissing! it's just piss!" is weird. you'd expect other women to acknowledge that women's bodies, especially in relation to sex, are to this day misunderstood to the extent that a woman can express something she experiences with her body and have it be a complete surprise to other women, even though lots of other women experience that same thing. it very clearly is not "just piss" either, again, anyone who does it would know that. and sometimes it even reeks of jealousy to me. i hate to accuse women of jealousy, most of the time it isn't the case, but with this, it's like women just reeeee because they can't do it and it is such a sought after thing in porn and sometimes irl. or they're mad because they don't want to believe it's real and would rather believe that women are peeing themselves for men and it's just some porn trope. even women who are anti-porn may have some secret resentment over it i guess. it just disappoints me every time an anon on here tries hard to prove that it's the exact same thing as pissing yourself because they sound ridiculous and they get so strangely passionate about telling other women they're wrong about their own bodies

No. 1724528

>>1724523
it's piss.

No. 1724529

whenever I catch myself getting annoyed at a post on here, I imagine the poster as someone like shayna and I feel better

No. 1724532

>>1724523
i mean why is it mutually exclusive, it’s a bodily fluid that comes from the same hole as piss. it’s certainly not water, it can be piss

No. 1724534

>>1724523
isn't it kind of insane though that men are so incapable of empathizing with or being truly attracted to women that they literally have to invent an entirely fake female equivalent to male ejaculation to get off while being completely uninterested in the clitoris and its workings? how many times have you seen a male fervently defend the actual female orgasm and the clit compared to how they get about "squirting"?

No. 1724535

>>1724523
I don't know if I would say it's jealousy. I feel like its an overcorrection as a measure to try and prevent scrotes from making it the standard of something all women "should do" during sex. Now if only women could band together to spread the idea that straight men wanting anal are just scat fetishists or something so they'll start to feel ashamed for expecting/wanting it

No. 1724537

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When I was younger I went with my mother to Japan and we were in a store that had claw machines. There were these two young men who were trying desperately over and over to win a prize which was a figure of Rem from ReZero in lingerie. I don't know how much exactly, but I watched them spend an exorbitant amount of time and money repeatedly failing. Eventually the store manager came over to bail them out by unlocking the machine and just giving them the prize. My mom was really glad and said it's so nice because the young man taking it home is probably going to gift the prize to his girlfriend (because it is a girly cutesy figure). I told her that he is probably keeping it for himself and she thought that was silly and unlikely.
There is no moral of the story, I just never got to tell anyone because it's never been relevant.

No. 1724540

>>1724528
sticking my tongue out at you and blowing a raspberry
>>1724532
i don't disagree that pee is a component of it, but it literally does not smell like pee at all nor does it have any kind of tint. i only get annoyed by people acting like it is the exact same thing as piss
>>1724534
you are right on this anon, i just couldn't give less of a shit about what men have to say about it. they always prioritise their penises over reality, and of course they made it into something extreme and exaggerated (as if it pours out like a fountain - they have actual monkey brains). my point is just that some women do experience it naturally

No. 1724541

>>1724214
I am so tired of these retarded posts. It would be no different if you were a man. They would not be lining up for you. If you can't pull an attractive male right now, the easiest thing to do if you aren't repulsive, then idk what to tell you. There must be a reason only fat bald men are lining up for you. If you were a man you would just be another gincel brick in the gincel wall.

No. 1724542

>>1724537
Thanks for sharing, I laughed

No. 1724543

>>1724169
Nothing about that is male brained and is a common activity among women especially now.

No. 1724544

>>1724535
i could see this, yeah. if only, anon, calling them gay for wanting anal didn't seem to work. we've gotta start calling them shitdicks

No. 1724545

The squirt debate is just so stupid, unless you're with someone who squirts I don't see why anyone should even give a fuck about telling other women that it's pee or whatever.

No. 1724546

>>1724540
The first part is completely clear, then the pee yellow part is the last part to be released from my experience, but it is very little of the actual squirting. I can’t lie, I do feel a bit bad each time I see someone say it is not real, because it is a function that is inevitable for me.

No. 1724548

>>1724466
Why dont you save it to move out of your third world country?

No. 1724550

>>1724537
I am glad i never went to Japan with my mom i saved myself from several embarassing memories

No. 1724551

>>1724541
Straight men are ugly i dont know where you live where the average straight man isnt hideous

No. 1724552

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>>1721588
KEK that’s not Niles.

No. 1724553

>>1724548
Where? i am an useless neet and the states sounds like a nightmare to live in

No. 1724554

>>1724551
When did I even say that, why are you replying this to my post? Cocomelon?

No. 1724555

>>1724551
When did I even say that, why are you replying this to my post? Cocomelon?

No. 1724556

>>1724172
Old ecchi is really good. I don't know how to properly describe what makes it different from modern ecchi but I think it's because old ecchi is more natrual and toned down, less extreme compared to now. Like, inserted fetishes in old ecchi was shit like "women who have blonde hair" or "women who smoke and wear glasses". Whereas know you have shit like onimai.

No. 1724557

>>1724554
>if you cant pull up an attractive man
Literally where are these attractive men? attractive straight men are non existent, even literal models and sex symbols are dating uggos

No. 1724560

>>1724523
I’m sorry if I sound retarded but I’ve never really looked into it, does squirt come from the urethra or the vagina? When I orgasm, I do it SUPER wet and often gush a straight up puddle but it’s not forceful like how porn shows squirting or anything, more like how when you get a period gush but with clear stretchy fluid. I always thought squirting was probably real but not in the way porn makes it look, but again I’ve never looked into it and my wife doesn’t do it even tho she is lucky and can have vaginal orgasms and clitoral ones.

No. 1724566

>>1724557
Why are you worshipping homosexual men. You can't really be that much of a losert

No. 1724567

>>1724436
I love it here. but I sure wish someone would nuke the entire midwest and also joe biden. then it would be perfect.

No. 1724568

File: 1697154591456.jpg (126.29 KB, 736x997, Classic Pot Roast.jpg)

I kinda wanna cook a chuck roast I have tomorrow, but it's frozen and I don't think I'll be able to defrost it in time. I wanna be able to sear the outside. But I also have celery that I need to use so I might cook it away.

No. 1724569

File: 1697154760601.jpg (109.6 KB, 450x600, remu.jpg)

>>1724537
That's a pretty funny story, thanks for sharing anon.

No. 1724570

hii

No. 1724572

File: 1697154945345.jpg (9.02 KB, 250x141, 31_mcurbdvg.jpg)

>>1724570
Hey lol

No. 1724573

File: 1697155046694.jpg (61.51 KB, 720x720, 9671b1d2c6744e55dd76db53f8cd31…)

>>1724572
b-blush

No. 1724574

I always love this song

No. 1724575

>>1724553
Somewhere in europe, burgerland is shit. Learn a language and move to that country. Or find a foreign study programme that lets you stay there for a while. escape your shithole

No. 1724576

File: 1697155170495.jpg (97.96 KB, 623x426, oh.jpg)


No. 1724580


No. 1724582

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No. 1724587

File: 1697156053771.jpg (343.55 KB, 2400x2400, 81HfndN8FAL.jpg)

Wafer nutterbutters are so freaking good

No. 1724595

>>1724540
piss is usually clear and scentless too unless you never drink water

No. 1724605

>>1724587
Never even heard of these things before but I believe you and I want one

No. 1724628

>>1724301
>car fixing tutorial game
WHAT WHERE? that's so sick and smart of you, may I have the name?

No. 1724636

frownies dupe just cut up the sticky part of envelopes and stick them to your broke ass face? did I get snake oiled though

No. 1724637

>>1724628
Probably My Summer Car.

No. 1724642

File: 1697164667041.jpg (224.39 KB, 720x1036, 20231012_223648.jpg)

This fucking Google warning message, kek.

No. 1724649

I love when film and shows get the casting just right, either for character relatives or flashbacks. I was watching The Boys and whoever they casted for Translucent's son really looks like that could be his son, even though he's literally only there for a second and I'm guessing won't be relevant to the series.

No. 1724655

>>1724642
Is it offensive towards people who got isekaied or something?

No. 1724656

>>1724636
KEK yes probably

No. 1724693

File: 1697175511504.jpg (97.72 KB, 859x1024, 1697171777078255.jpg)

Imagine being obliterated by a courtroom sketch

No. 1724694

>>1724693
God I have thought about this periodically. They were really enjoying that.

No. 1724695

File: 1697175722892.jpg (57.13 KB, 748x602, 598f4f93a60c781bf9479485_dolly…)

>>1724693
Dolly Parton had the best courtroom sketch of all time

No. 1724703

Weed delusions make people act so embarassing. Everyone has daydreams but ain't nobody want to hear your 15th delusion of grandeur of the day.

No. 1724706

You just be doing shit.

No. 1724708

>>1724693
What disability does she have why does she look like that

No. 1724709

>>1724605
It's basically just sweet peanut butter inside of wafers. If you've ever had a peanut butter sandwich cookie, it's basically the same thing (but way better cause peanut butter cookies suck ass). I can't eat too many though cause then I get sick and I hate them and never want to eat them again.

No. 1724712

>>1724708
She has something called queenly disorder and she operates on a plain high above you that 6ou just wouldnt understand.

No. 1724714

>>1724712
I’m talking about her appearance, you retard. Why does she look like a conjoined twin who was connected at the top of the head but the other sibling died and had to be removed

No. 1724716

>>1724714
>you retard
You're on the spectrum, huh

No. 1724721

>>1724716
the word retard is having a renaissance. The joke about you thinking she’s a queen wasn’t laughable. I asked what is wrong with her that makes her so ugly, if you haven’t an idea then you needn’t respond. Go back to huffing your vape stick

No. 1724724

File: 1697179756603.jpeg (607.94 KB, 833x1483, IMG_5819.jpeg)

This is some kind of a crime right

No. 1724726

>>1724721
You are trying SO hard to sow discontent here that it's laughable. So edgy and miserable.

No. 1724728

>>1724724
These are the posts I think of when the nasty tards roll up with the "remember that lolcow came from 4chan"

No. 1724736

>>1724726
oh yeah because it’s so edgy and miserable to think that some sped is fuckugly and that you’re also a total sped for admiring her. You twitterfags can’t even formulate your own thoughts

No. 1724737

>>1724736
I'm not a twitterfag and I don't actually admire her. Did you take your testosterone injection recently? You're so touchy and emotional

No. 1724738

>>1724724
if she's a sane adult he met on a dating site why would it be? cerebral palsy doesn't make you a retard it's what walt jr and the cute guy from delray misfits had

No. 1724740

>>1724737
>y-you’re touchy and emotional because…b-b-b-b-because…
All I did was call her ugly and now we’re here. Just go take your ambien and fuck off

No. 1724742

>>1724737
NTA but you made yourself look kind of embarrassing and socially aspie with the original paragraph response. I know it was meant to be a joke but it’s not super funny, unforch. And the pile-on infighting isn’t really going in your favor. May as well throw in the towel.

No. 1724744

>>1724740
>NO U
Classic. Your anger is hilarious.

No. 1724745

>>1724744
I love when a newfag confuses a green text as an actual response kek. Witnessing this interaction is probably the last entertaining thing I’ll see on this website

No. 1724746

>>1724742
>pile-on infighting
What are you even talking about? That aggression is so forced and ridiculous.

No. 1724747

>>1724737
also NTA but shut up you sound unhinged. are you the same person whose been sperging about "m-muh crpytotifs" for days?

No. 1724748

>>1724745
Newfag this, newfag that. I've been here longer than you and that is a promise. This kind of bullshit is the reason this site is dead, you really are the last straggling losers trying to bully your way into an empty board kek.

No. 1724749

>>1724747
Samefagging like crazy when no other thread is active kek

No. 1724750

Accusing anons of samefagging doesn’t mean at all anything when it actually is a different poster. If multiple people think you look stupid, then you probably look stupid.

No. 1724751

>>1724749
you're a literal schizo and you're not funny like the other two anons said

No. 1724753

>>1724748
Yeah ok newfag.

No. 1724754

this thread and the vent thread are normally the only threads on /ot/ that have some activity at any given time, the retard is just coping

No. 1724755

>>1724748
The proof is in the pudding. Your responses are continually reading like a little fag male trying to sound funny

No. 1724756

>>1724750
All of this right after a thread is deleted about how they're happy they ruined the board. You're full of shit. Watching this happen in real time is so funny.

No. 1724757

>>1724755
You're projecting. You think about fags a lot, dont you?

No. 1724758

>>1724754
You're laying it on really thick

No. 1724760

HEHE DOODZ LETS RAID.

No. 1724761

>you thing about fags and trannies who invade female spaces and make them completely unenjoyable don’t you
…well yeah it’s kind of hard not to when they continually target spaces that are meant to be for women. bad b8 m8

No. 1724762

>>1724761
>is the one baiting
>continuing this passive aggressive samefagging
Your mean girls larp doesn't work, Norwood 5. This is laughable at best.

No. 1724763

>IF I DEVICE AND IP HOP IT ISNT SAMEFAGGING111!!
Don't you have some cp and bbc to spam on 4chan.

No. 1724764

>>1724762
You’re the one samefagging making raid threats in an attempt to be funny. You’re not a court jester. Go to bed it’s like 3 am for you

No. 1724765

>>1724764
You are such a loser.

No. 1724766

>>1724537
This happened to me, I was desperate for a cute plushie and the employee at the arcade felt pity on me and just opened the machine and gave it to me. I'm pathetic

No. 1724767

>>1724766
Was the plushie worth it?

No. 1724768

File: 1697182400506.png (1.83 MB, 1897x1067, Card_Epel_SR_Rabbit_Wear_Groov…)

why have a massive npd meltdown because a few people called you unfunny?

No. 1724770


No. 1724771

>>1724768
you're trying too hard

No. 1724773

>>1724770
Drop pix

No. 1724774

should I download sky children of light on switch or on mobile? is it online only and is it fun?

>>1724771
at what…? you know what, I dun want to get dragged into the meltdown so just forget I even said anything to you

No. 1724775

>>1724768
His response to this kek. The “she has queen disability” just didn’t make anyone laugh. Take the critique gracefully and stop trying to be funny.

No. 1724776

>>1724775
No one is "trying to be funny". You are literally a schizo sperg.

No. 1724777

Does anyone remember that video of the three mexican girls rapping in a car together and at the end they’re like “You gave up on good kitty, so go fuck your whole committee!” I can’t find it anywhere it’s good I need it

No. 1724778

Callate fea.

No. 1724780

>>1724775
I don't understand what's going on, I was talking about whoever made that queen joke in the first place and started 5 infights over it

No. 1724781

>>1724780
5 insights weren't started. That was a samefag trying to drag it out. There was literally a thread deleted about a half hour ago that said they were the one that ruined the board on purpose with some retarded school shooter pic attached.

No. 1724782

>>1724780
Sorry if my response is hard for you to understand I just tagged your post because I’m still responding to it but I am referring to the troon who can’t stop crying about getting called unfunny.

No. 1724783

>>1724782
That's literally not happening. Also calling someone a Troon when you are a troon is exactly what I expect from you.

No. 1724784

>>1724777
I have this one that reminds me of lana del rey's old heart shaped box cover

No. 1724785

>>1724781
>school shooter pic
Ok yeah, newfag detected if you didn’t know who the guy the tranny posted is. Case closed. Not gonna fuel this.

No. 1724786

>>1724784
No it’s three mexican girls and they’re rapping really monotone the whole time and then at the end they all say “You missed out on good kitty so go fuck your whole committee”, that girl is singing some song by drake

No. 1724787

>>1724785
>the tranny
That's literally what blaine calls himself in all of his banned and deleted posts. Fuck off and let it die.

No. 1724788


No. 1724791

I come from the south..got the south in my mouth…

No. 1724792

I miss PC dress up games. The generic UI you get in games made for phones now is so dull. Every PC dress up game had its own unique themed UI.
I almost want to start making retro style dress up games myself since I have passable digital art skills but I’d have no idea where to start.

No. 1724793

>>1724792
I think some things just die with time. If you have the time and resources to do it that would be cool as a hobby though.

No. 1724794

oh, i come from south
from the deep, deep south
where the fields of cotton just die with blight
and my pappy reads Esquire with delight
while my alabammy mammy plays bridge all night!
way down south wind dixie

No. 1724799

>>1724794
Stop doing that.

No. 1724819

>>1724560
i am pretty sure it comes from the urethra, from what i've read anyway. what you experience sounds like squirting to me, whatever it is in porn is a gross exaggeration meant to titillate men. i'm convinced a lot of anons deny it's a real arousal response because their idea of it comes from how it looks in porn. it's a much more subtle thing irl

No. 1724820

>>1724566
homos are actually attractive, straight men cant be arsed to shower

No. 1724824

hey maybe adorno was right

No. 1724828

>>1724820
Sorry about where you live and the evident quality of men around you. Attractive straight men exist and I think weird hikki types who think they don't just never go outside and when they do they aren't getting looked at by them.

No. 1724830

>>1724828
>Attractive straight men exist
keeeeek where?, men are going bald at 21 now. there arent even attractive men in movies anymore

No. 1724831

Celebricows still down but im cracking up, Troye Sivan trying really really hard to get attention and this is really dated. I've only seen self conscious twinks defend him, the music is ass im sorry

No. 1724834

>>1724824
about what exactly

No. 1724845

>>1724834
Facist aesthetics

No. 1724850

>>1724845
samefag but i still think he was a shill of some kind tho

No. 1724853

>>1724850
could be it, unironically

No. 1724857

>>1724853
No proof of this but i believe ppl like him paved the way for hasan piker and other retards fuck him

No. 1724861

I fucking love when men get super salty online and start ragequitting with stuff like "Have a nice day! :)" and "Didn't mean to make you upset. Bye!"

No. 1724863

arguing over dumb shit is very Adornian so maybe I should have more debates over basement dwellers opinions and Adorno.

No. 1724878

god bless adult swim for showing dicks in their cartoons, if only they would do it for the characters i care about

No. 1724880

I respect how LA Beast somehow able to pull off the college meathead look/vibe in his what 30s? 40s?

No. 1724883

>>1724880
he looks like when movies hire actors twice their age to play characters in their late teens/early 20s

No. 1724884

>>1724878
also shit, can't believe pickles is a TIF

No. 1724914

>>1724880
love beast, I just rewatched his old vids the other day. can't believe he still looks the same. I used to look up 'guys puking' on youtube a lot and he and tgfbro were my favorites.

No. 1724915

>>1724880
How do you do fellow kids

No. 1724928

>>1724819
>i'm convinced a lot of anons deny it's a real arousal response because their idea of it comes from how it looks in porn
no, it's because of
>i am pretty sure it comes from the urethra
if it comes from the pee hole…what else could it be? i'm not trying to be mean or compare it to porn it just makes absolutely no scientific sense to me. only urine comes out of the urethra. isn't that the whole point of the urethra?

No. 1724937

File: 1697199522053.png (542.06 KB, 720x492, 1653478410246.png)

My fren is staying for two whole days. I am so happy, i have been feeling extrmely depressed for the past two weeks, so i am hoping he can cheer me up. I avoided friends all my life because i find people mentally draining, he's the only person whose company makes me feel re-energized. I am so happy.

No. 1724942

>>1724937
>he
>friend
is he gay?

No. 1724944

>>1724942
You're nosy asf

No. 1724945

>>1724942
no, just the rare 0,01% of scrotes that dont suck

No. 1724946

I know there are a few fellow Ayami Kojima fans here and not sure if you nonnies knew it, but she recently did an interview and had a live drawing session at a comic con. I was really surprised considering what a low profile she keeps these days. Enjoy, nonnas!

The interview: https://fullfrontal.moe/countess-of-castlevania-ayami-kojima/

No. 1724969

>>1724945
Why dont you just date him then

No. 1724973

>>1724969
my grandparents use LC?

No. 1724974

>>1724946
Big fan here, I had no idea that she did this interview and appearance so thank you very much for sharing! I wish she was allowed do draw longer and not have those violinist playing during. Cute how she added a heart.

No. 1724980

Why the fuck do I get self conscious of my walk in my own house where no one is watching me

No. 1724981

>>1724754
idk what's going on here but surely you know that's only due to the infights? which there have been a lot of in the last 5 threads or so, way more than usual. when no one's fighting the speed slows down

No. 1724984

>>1724969
he ugly and i think with my clit

No. 1725005

File: 1697203846501.gif (54.76 KB, 328x328, GdrCoffee5.gif)

>>1724984
>he ugly
Okay, good reason

No. 1725009

>>1725005
I wanna fuck this penguin

No. 1725013

>>1725009
i was gonna say the same, he looks like a fine gentlepenguin i bet he's into femdom

No. 1725018

File: 1697204783247.png (Spoiler Image,5.1 MB, 2529x1435, lol.png)

This show is dangerously based

No. 1725019

>>1725013
if he's into femdom he belongs to the streets… of r/gooncaves

No. 1725021

>>1725019
what does this mean

No. 1725022

>>1725018
it's sweet that they used real fanart like southpark did, both shows were very kind to their fujos.

No. 1725023

>>1725021
it means he's a future troon and needs to be killed with hammers, by an ugly liveleak man to ensure he doesn't get horny about it

No. 1725024

>>1725022
i find it hilarious they went all out and used the extreme NSFW ones, what a great show

No. 1725025

>>1725023
only 3dpd are prone to troonery, beautiful 2D men(penguins in this case) enjoy true femdom that's all about pleasuring women

No. 1725027

>>1725023
Ok male

No. 1725029

>>1725025
penguins are shitbirds that need to be killed with hammers anyways sometimes imo

No. 1725031

>>1725029
>t.polar bear

No. 1725032

File: 1697205479610.png (64.52 KB, 225x368, IMG_2556.png)

>>1725013
what do you nonnies think of Herbert?

No. 1725033

The vent thread is literally glowing in the dark

No. 1725034

>>1725027
new or retarded? everyone knows this

No. 1725035

>>1725025
The nerdy glasses and trench coat give it away he is 100% submissive and begging to be dominated.

No. 1725036

>>1725031
i do love coke

No. 1725037

>>1725032
the barafags will like it

No. 1725038

>>1725034
The only people i've seen call femdom tranny shit and get angry at it are males

No. 1725042

>>1725032
Anyone remembers the Herbertnonna?

No. 1725043

>>1725038
uh-huh, then why don't you go find a irl femdom nigel and report back to us once you find out about his he/they pronouns, gaslighting tendencies, and sissy femboy stash? if he's into pegging there's a 100% chance he's also into shemale porn.

No. 1725044


No. 1725046

>>1725043
no one is talking about 3DPD but you, you fucking retard. Might as well go and tell all straigth women ''why dont you find a straight man that isnt a coomer?''

No. 1725053


No. 1725054

>>1725043
It's ok nonny no need to get jealous i'm bi i can peg you later too if you want

No. 1725055

>>1725029
Penguins are adorable animals you monster.

No. 1725056

>>1724946
awesome, god I love her art and aesthetic and it sucks no one still inspired by it.

No. 1725058

>>1725044
So many husbandofags just disappeared, the one that liked Cedric was funny

No. 1725059

>>1725056
there are a lot of artists inspired by her. i miss when nat the lick used to draw cute guys and not generic big titty coom women

No. 1725060

>>1725054
ew, found the actual troon inserting his gross sex fantasies into a discussion he wasn't even involved in

No. 1725061

>>1725060
are you the baiter that has been ruining the last 5 threads? kys

No. 1725062

File: 1697206720367.jpg (207.73 KB, 1200x1200, CzL2--2VQAANdFh.jpg)

>>1725037
I always thought this meme pic was kind of hot

No. 1725065

>>1725062
He looks like he's wearing a sonichu medallion

No. 1725066

>>1725062
i used to follow this artist and as a 14yo just getting into digital art though his stuff was on the same level as michelangelo

No. 1725067

>>1725060
I am the person that you replied to kek take your meds

No. 1725069

>>1725058
You can't expect posters to post about the same things in the same threads forever.
They could also have changed taste or just be busy.
t. used to post about a husbando that I don't post about anymore

No. 1725071

>>1725058
I get it. There's no exactly a thread for 'niche and severely autistic' husbandos.

No. 1725076

File: 1697207136961.jpg (80.99 KB, 640x876, 9egHGd3NqPNy89yPjHM_Y3fmakIHuE…)

>>1725065
Would any memerapper get an iced out sonichu medallion? I know Danny Brown keeps ups with lolcows but he dresses like a hobo

>>1725066
You were right in a way

No. 1725079

>>1725066
The pic took forever to load and I didn't expect it to be the image of Tony the Tiger cooking coke kek

No. 1725085

>>1725071
That's just the husband posting thread, everyone is welcome to post their husbando. I know this because I'm the OP of the first thread ever

No. 1725091

>>1725085
>I'm the OP of the first thread ever
You changed this site for the better

No. 1725093

>>1725085
Turbo-stacy i kneel

No. 1725095

File: 1697208559078.jpeg (53.81 KB, 2096x291, IMG_1941.jpeg)

Does this mean the search is censored? “Anime” and “girl” by themselves work… I (i was searching “anime girl reading a book” and it gave me 0 results, so i got curious)

No. 1725132

File: 1697213227216.png (96.1 KB, 420x552, latest-2749665587.png)

>>1725032
Herbert would definitely be into femdom. He acts all scary, conniving, and violent but all he really wants is to lounge with his crab in a warm room (he hates the cold, ironically) and eat vegetarian pizza (he's a vegetarian, ironically). That being said, I don't think he'd be into it all the time. He is probably secretly a big softie though, unless you're a penguin.

No. 1725141

>>1724946
This is sooo cool! Also, wow she draws fast. I can't even believe it.

No. 1725154

>>1724799
No it’s actually a good song. The blackface part is annoying but swing low sweet chariot actually bangs

No. 1725158

>>1725154
what's annoying is it constantly being posted

No. 1725164

>>1725058
I knew two Cedric anons, both were very sweet and amazing artists. I miss talking to them.

No. 1725165

File: 1697214997555.jpeg (315.95 KB, 1170x855, IMG_5814.jpeg)

>>1725158
Ok then I’ll post these gorgeous jewish men smiling at her as she serenades them instead

No. 1725166

>>1725095
pinterest censors a lot of phrases with the word 'girl' in because of pedo connotations i think. idk why they do that but dont censor the world 'girl' by itself though

No. 1725167

File: 1697215099770.png (734.66 KB, 827x750, E_RHUmEXoAsnOWZ.png)

>>1725132
how can he be a vegetarian when his instincts are telling him to kill kill kill 247

No. 1725172

>>1725167
He just is, it is part of the lore. He hates the penguins but I think he mostly wants to kick them off of the island and make the island into his own tropical paradise. He cannot swim, he is stranded on Club Penguin Island and can't leave so he wants to transform it into his own personal paradise without regard to the penguins already living there. I guess in a way, his actions could lead to their deaths but he won't be eating them.

No. 1725181

Sliced cucumber smells so good as long as you aren’t huffing it up close and get the bitters but if you’re farther away slicing it that wonderful smell wafts up and it smells just like cucumber soap it makes you wanna be at a secret forest oasis spa

No. 1725185

>>1724236
Latereply but I feel like most products exist just to make money. I use shampoo for dandruff and put castor/olive oil in it before washing, my hair is about hip length now and it looks/feels just fine. The hair industry is a scam, your 'hair health' (growth rate, thickness etc.) mostly depends on genetics and diet anyway.

No. 1725190

my belly button is stinky… not happy

No. 1725191

File: 1697216846411.jpg (232.83 KB, 708x1000, 5dca33cfa26fe91f02972e684cea3d…)

>>1725166
Nta but wtf that's so weird, considering Pinterest is usually just used by moms and teens (though it's understandable since there could be creeps out there) still strange that you can't search anime girl wallpapers or whatever since that doesn't necessarily mean anything bad or sexualized considering this is the kind of stuff I see there all the time

No. 1725199

>>1725191
Pretty sure pinterest had/has a problem with pedos using pinterest to collect images of you know what

No. 1725203

>>1725005
I had a crush on him when I was a kid. Him and Jet Pack Guy

No. 1725204

>>1725199
That's honestly so disheartening to hear, specially because it's typically a female oriented website

No. 1725208

>>1725190
this happened to me once and it was really gross. it just went away randomly idk what that was

No. 1725218

>>1725191
Yeah it's mainly used by women, but there are some creeps too. I actually came across an account by a scrote who posted explicit porn pins. Reported it of course.

No. 1725243

i dont get internet people especially discord people, maybe just my luck using it but i always come across sum who will complain about their chats being dead but it turns out they dwell in private text chats and private voice chats lol to avoid the normal members or whatever

No. 1725267

File: 1697221850418.jpeg (188.19 KB, 704x1020, IMG_2787.jpeg)

Speaking of oasis baths did anyone else ever pretend the potion bottles in oblivion were soap and take baths in ponds with lilies and hyacinths? Loved pretending to live in the imperial city just to take baths there kek. I even learned to mod oblivion just so I could add a door to a secret forest bath in the skingrad house kek. In morrowind I only used sload soap as soap ofc

No. 1725272

>>1725267
That's super cool. I was never into oblivion, I played a lot of Zoo Tycoon once we got a computer.

No. 1725273

am so fucking annoyed I cannot find the name of this movie where it’s a german girl who breaks her laptop and sublets her apartment then goes to live with her dad so she can buy a new one

No. 1725311

File: 1697224252826.jpg (28.81 KB, 428x413, dear5a3-1890a0c1-bb83-4cd9-99c…)

>>1725076
DAYUM hes hot as fuck… I'm getting shy looking at a .jpg

No. 1725326

File: 1697225179219.jpg (38.17 KB, 564x423, cat.jpg)

My favorite cup had what I think was mold growing on/near the rim, and I think I know how it happened I perhaps maybe may have decided to keep a makeshift lid covering it for like the past 3 days that trapped in moisture from water, but I was actively using it all of those 3 days so I'm confused. I think I genuinely might be stupid but I didn't think that could happen but wtf. It was literally fine and clean last night. I feel so gross anons. Anyway it's soaking in bleach water right now.

No. 1725359

>>1725267
No but I used to play ps1 car games and pretend I was just some normal law abiding citzen going to my job, driving safely… until I inevitably hit something or someone and then I'd pretend to be a very dangerous criminal on a rampage. I'd usually game over by the ocean and then try again kek

No. 1725368

>>1725326
Depends on the mold but for your safety I think you should use it as decoration instead from now on

No. 1725369

These creepy SNK animatronics have become my favorite thing on planet earth

No. 1725370

>>1725359
>>1725267
Kek I love this

No. 1725381

>>1725368
Idk I think it's ok. I'll soak it in vinegar as well later and then clean it again with soap. A little mold and bacteria won't kill me, I've had to consume worse.

No. 1725382

>>1725370
It reminds me of people who play Skyrim as cabbage farmers and stuff

No. 1725396

File: 1697229606005.jpeg (74.26 KB, 842x724, IMG_2788.jpeg)

>>1725359
I did that in the godfather game. I also tried to have a girlfriend and we would go “dancing” by me gabbing her and dragging her around and romantically tipping her over a window

No. 1725397

>>1725396
That's so cute lol

No. 1725404

>>1724386
>Bread butt
It's called the heel you heel

No. 1725411

File: 1697230617994.jpeg (163.79 KB, 1179x667, IMG_0411.jpeg)

lol! lmao, even!

No. 1725433

>>1725359
I like to boot up GTA V on occasion and do this too while listening to the pop radio station in game that sometimes has rihanna and fergie songs come up kek something about going for a virtual drive is relaxing…

No. 1725434

>>1725411
How does that even happen?

No. 1725437

>>1725404
It’s the butt of the bread.

No. 1725440

>>1725404
That doesn't even make any sense. Butts are at the back of our body, like how bread buts are at the back of the bread. Our heels are at the bottom of our body.

No. 1725448

File: 1697232865695.png (183.7 KB, 860x218, Screenshot 2023-10-13 at 6.30.…)

i like to watch those true crime videos on youtube, even the trashy tasteless ones where they're doing makeup and shit. i tried to watch some of rotten mango's videos and there's a fucking moid in the room with her off camera who asks the most braindead questions. i like her storytelling style but he makes the videos unwatchable for me. who on earth wants to hear someone asking stupid questions and stopping the story every five minutes? it's literally like this:
>so the aunt was led to her nephews body, which was out in the grass of their backyard
>"wow… just laying in the grass?"
>yes that's correct, it must have been very scary for her. and she couldn't wrap her mind around the fact that the murderer was her own son
>"wait, her son? like, as in her male child?"
>yes, how awful. so she has to take her nephew's body back inside–
>"wow, her son that she gave birth to killed her nephew?"
>yes
>"wow, that's crazy"
SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPP

No. 1725452

I want to befriend a crow

No. 1725453

>>1725448
OMG RIGHT, he is so fucking annoying. I remember complaining about him in a discord server before and a bunch of people jumped to his defence saying he makes the videos more interesting kek

No. 1725456

>>1725453
i was really hopeful it was just one video but i started watching another and not even 5 minutes in:
>the teacher was begging for help, meanwhile the crew did nothing but stare at her
>"what? why?"
MAYBE SHE'LL EXPLAIN WHY IF YOU JUST LET HER FINIIIISHHHHHHHH

No. 1725459

File: 1697233301655.jpg (116.35 KB, 750x736, F8VOQniXAAABYbn.jpg)

Maybe it's best we go our separate ways.

Adios, amigo.

No. 1725463

Threadpic is scary

No. 1725475

I chipped my tooth something kinda bad idk what to do no dentist is open rn

No. 1725477

My sleep paralysis is getting longer and harder to break out of. I'm scared I may get trapped one day.

No. 1725484

>>1725459
Duolingo streak never misses.

No. 1725485

File: 1697236084788.png (773.69 KB, 1073x904, retard95.png)


No. 1725487

>>1725273
Wait why does this feel familiar. Didnt she meet some guy while she was trying to get the money to fix the laptop?

No. 1725490

File: 1697236326546.jpg (162.75 KB, 1098x1098, FwnNo7sWwAcXWo4.jpg)

>>1725076
When Chris chan wins his lawsuit against teh internets and gets his own icey drip to flex on the haters

No. 1725491

>>1725487
I never heard of this movie but I kinda wanna watch it, I like the concept of "protag's motivation is get laptop"

No. 1725493

>>1724981
The anon you responded to is literally the infighter you mentioned. Just spergs out all night.

No. 1725494

>>1725491
I could be thinking of a different movie than anon, but from what I remember it's a blonde girl maybe (?) and she is trying to find ways to scrounge up money to fix the laptop and meets some guy, its one of those quirked up movies that I watched ages ago so im foggy

No. 1725503

>>1725490
did an artist make this picture of a tiger making crack or is that AI?

No. 1725504

>>1725503
This was pre-AI, a true gift

No. 1725507

File: 1697237711606.jpg (122.13 KB, 620x760, Fu6WCGHXwAEWHBY.jpg)

>>1725490
maybe if he's still null's findomme

>>1725503
real and iconic

No. 1725511


No. 1725512

>>1725507
Post the stripper one I dont have it saved

No. 1725513

>>1725504
>>1725507
love that. because tigers are my favorite animal, and one of my favorite memories for no good reason is my old housemate begging me to make crack out of the cocaine I was snorting with him and I was saying "um, no, I'm not making crack the first time I try cocaine" and he was like "but come onnnn it's easy! but you're the only person who can do it." I was only doing cocaine with him because he was being a mopey little bitch ass shit on valentine's day 'cause he had no "girlfriend" at the time and guilted me into it AFTER attempting to insult my mini thrift haul.

No. 1725514

File: 1697238461879.jpg (237.51 KB, 1200x1017, champagnepapi.jpg)

>>1725512
sorry anon I can only find this one

No. 1725538

>>1725514
>>1725512
go to furry.booru.org and search tacklebox + tiger and you'll find it

No. 1725539

>>1725513
What had you bought? Other than cocaine

No. 1725542

>>1725440
Next you'll tell me that the bread's feet aren't your favorite part. Don't tell me you're one of those people who cut the feet off your bread.

No. 1725550

>>1725538
Thank you for this, it won't let me download the imgs tho

No. 1725551

>>1725440
think of it like the heel is the back of your foot not the bottom. and also a loaf of bread is your foot. that should help you visialize.

No. 1725553

File: 1697241450777.jpg (122.96 KB, 800x531, 1697149963702419.jpg)

They knew what they were doing.

No. 1725557

cut the tits off my bread cuz i buy canadian white

No. 1725558

File: 1697241580057.jpg (25.76 KB, 713x490, 20231013_205950.jpg)


No. 1725559

>>1725550
your computer or phone could be haunted by a ghost that doesn't want you to save the picture seriously though, that's a you problem, the site doesn't use any blocking tricks to prevent saving pictures. try again.

No. 1725562

>>1725485
Where are the other 94 retards ?

No. 1725563

>>1725553
notice how the dad's big boobs are pressed up against the chair and spilling over the top

No. 1725564

>>1725559
I tried twice. It keeps saying failed download. I'll try again without vpn.

No. 1725565

File: 1697242268847.gif (3.26 MB, 600x338, d3976ada28da4f84-600x338.gif)

Have you guys seen that video of dream where he is sitting on stage crying and keeps shaking his hair over his face over and over

No. 1725566

>>1725558
"They" knew what "they" were doing

No. 1725568

>>1725563
It took me a sec to realize what anon was talking about cause I was distracted by the dad looking weird and by Zac Effron not being botched

No. 1725572

Anime endings are mostly meh but this one was SO good. I also don't know how an anime can be so pure and wholesome without having a fake, forced feeling to it.

No. 1725574

>>1725572
I was really young when I read this manga, like second and third grade, so i still have no idea if the way I say it in my head is the right way to pronounce it. Thank you for the nostalgia unlock.

No. 1725595

File: 1697245547904.jpg (49.73 KB, 420x585, Party.jpg)

I GOT MY CAR BACK FROM GETTING REPAIREEEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's just like new! I'm so happy!

No. 1725596

>>1725595
kek i love this image, congrats nonnie!

No. 1725608

>>1725539
unfortunately I don't fully recall what all I found that day other than the cool t shirt with two wolves on it

No. 1725611

File: 1697247075924.jpg (81.54 KB, 999x1024, retard43.jpg)

>>1725562
I got close to 100 retards on call

No. 1725613

File: 1697247205522.jpg (78.63 KB, 1161x630, bx5tdzdtzktb1 (1).jpg)

I saw this earlier, and I can't quit thinking about it because I find it so funny. Who knew people took watercolor so seriously? Golly.

No. 1725619

File: 1697247763021.jpg (96.82 KB, 471x749, 6cdb972b7bf7f83cec3ffe937570b8…)

>>1725611
Count me in boss

No. 1725635

Christian coomer artist in a discord server I'm in is gonna open art commissions, I'm tempted to commission him to draw my husbando in sexy ways because I like his art style. But he can only draw women properly because ofcourse, and all his men look wonky. Even his women can look wonky sometimes but infinitely better than the men he draws. Only problem is I'd never pay for something like this tbh.

No. 1725639

>>1725635
Samefagging to add he drew me a picture for his Halloween themed art, and he asked for ideas and drew my idea. So I kinda want to return the favor. But remembering he's a coomer who's Christian, married, and probably with kids makes me hesitant.

No. 1725662

File: 1697251338625.jpg (Spoiler Image,160.63 KB, 1010x1350, 1697246997826008.jpg)

This is like seeing hentai stickers all over a jaguar

No. 1725664

I hate food because you can look at the nutritional info and it's only 20 calories but then there's like 5,000mg of sodium and 800 grams of sugar

No. 1725674

nonas is it possible to brainwash yourself to be straight if you are a homosexual?

No. 1725676


No. 1725677

>>1725676
why not

No. 1725679

>>1725677
Because homosexuals are born homosexual, just like how heterosexuals are born heterosexual.

No. 1725681

>>1725662
i could fight this manlet

No. 1725682

>>1725677
Because once you hate something, it'll take forever to reprogram yourself and by the time you are able to be with a man without feeling like vomiting all your organs out, you'll be 100 years old and it'll be besides the point

No. 1725688

>>1725679
but i started being gay after puberty so not really

No. 1725689

>>1725688
Why would you want to be straight? If it's a matter of dating pools, you'd exchange a small one for a really shitty one

No. 1725690

>>1725674
I don't think Pavlov-ing yourself into being straight is possible

No. 1725701

>>1725681
He could literally knock you unconscious before your tiny little claws could snatch at his eyes

No. 1725734

idk anything about call of duty but this asmr turns me on. i think its that mask……….

No. 1725735

>>1725734
Is he the one that died

No. 1725743

File: 1697259283589.gif (1.07 MB, 640x516, 1697122367460876.gif)

Thread in /lgbt/ asking if it's possible to do a diy nosejob, oh I dont need LC anymore

No. 1725744

>>1725743
I'm not implying this is useful resource material for me, it is simply entertaining to scroll the threads here because the content is incredible

No. 1725747

>>1725743
Did any of them say that estrogen can change the shape of a nose?

No. 1725751

>>1725747
No. One of them was recommending to repeatedly tap your nose with a hammer every night and that theirs went from an arc to an elf nose.

No. 1725753

>>1725662
this is like seeing piss on shit

No. 1725754


No. 1725756

>>1725753
Blackpilled kween

No. 1725763

File: 1697261253500.jpg (178.99 KB, 1440x1080, 1697260065815658.jpg)

I'm not anti OF entirely because I think its some of the most "ethical" porn we have rn but I don't see why so many women try it. It seems so pointless unless you're the untouchable type like Amouranth and it can impact your quality of life extremely negatively. I don't really agree with "abolish all porn" necessarily but I feel like women should be more serious about it and understand the type of degradation they are subjecting themselves to. I know a lot black pillers hate OF but I think its better than doing videos that pay you a meager amount only to be posted on PH and then your whole life is ruined and you can't live normally I guess. I don't know how to flesh out these thoughts atm but I guess I would rather see a woman exploit herself rather than be exploited by a porn studio or creepy old men. I don't watch porn with women in it though and I definitely notice the double standard in male vs female who do OF and adult content.

No. 1725765

>>1725674
yes but prepare for a porn addiction

No. 1725766

Maybe I'll read catnapped by the catman, I need to decompress from the depressing stuff I've been reading

No. 1725857

i would not be the woman i am today if it weren't for phoenix wrong and the ultimate naruto fan flash animations

No. 1725887

File: 1697273393448.jpg (29.99 KB, 563x484, af79037a2d55243959b6da0bcd9253…)

A girl on my art discord keeps spamming her kindergarten tier artwork, like just slightly above Chris-chan but female. She's nearly 30 so the level of her work is inexcusable, she hasn't improved in literally years and when I say "spam" I mean posting multiple pieces a day accompanied with passive aggressive whining about not being appreciated enough. Nobody has the courage to tell her to maybe consider giving others space because she's known to blow up when you disagree with her and no one wants to deal with that. Why do people lack so much self awareness, on the other hand it must be bliss to think so highly of your work though.

No. 1725888

>>1725887
When did she start drawing?

No. 1725890

>>1725888
Maybe a decade? I'm not shitting on some beginner and being mean for no reason, she just has one of the worst cases of dunning-kruger I've seen and never interacts with others besides fishing for compliments.

No. 1725926

>>1725167
That is one adorable little carnivore nona.

No. 1725936

>>1725887
Probably unironically mentally ill.

No. 1725942

>>1725936
this, an autist lower on the spectrum than what anon might be used to seeing here. a bunch are mondo delusional narcissists like chris himself.

No. 1725965

Anons I'm scared. I used a vibrator for the first time and after that I noticed blood from my vagina. It's not much, it looks nothing like menstrual blood also. It doesn't hurt at all but still it's freaky. Did I broke my hymen? Or my vagina is fucked? I'm a virgin BTW. Please, anons, tell me what's wrong, I'm so scared.

No. 1725974

>>1725965
Did you insert it? It's probably nothing to worry about. The folds around the vagina can tear if you're a virgin/ not careful.

No. 1725977

>>1725965
you probably broke your hymen. which is awesome, assuming you're het, no scrote can ever claim it, you claimed it yourself.

No. 1725983

>>1725974
>>1725977
Yeah, probably nothing serious, but it seriously freaked me out. The vibrator was kinda too large for me when I inserted it and it was kinda painful, but after that I was like "oh, it's not too bad", so maybe I wasn't careful. The bleeding stopped now BTW.

No. 1725988

>>1725983
Good. Just be gentle with yourself, nona.

No. 1725994

>>1725965
Hmm how much was it? I have endometriosis and frequently spot during sex or masturbation, hymen breaking is a lot more obvious though

No. 1726013

>>1725994
I have nothing to compare it to, so I dunno. The regular amount, I guess? I doesn't hurt or anything, but it appeared only after I came.

No. 1726048

>>1726013
Anon just be careful in the future and if you keep bleeding - which is unlikely - talk to a gyn.

No. 1726097

I'm paying an AI to basically peg the shit out of this anime male chatbot, no regrets

No. 1726099

>>1726013
Like a few spots of blood or did you need a liner or something after?

No. 1726102

I have a bunch of deep pimples around my vagina that have been there for months and I can't just pop with my fingers, and I can't pierce them with needles without turning into a contortionist in front of a mirror. I don't trust anyone to do it and I could ask my GP but I'm not paying the bills for that.

No. 1726132

>>1726099
It wasn't a few spots at all. My vagina was all bloody and I used one of those wet towels to clean myself, it turned out to be all red from blood. The bleeding stopped like in a minute though.

No. 1726133

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No. 1726185

>>1726132
It sounds like you were too rough for your first experience. Ease up and be careful, nonita. Maybe find a smaller toy and work your way up to the larger one. Give your vagina a rest for a few days to heal, call your OB immediately if you have any pain or additional bleeding.

No. 1726207

File: 1697288891687.jpg (118.73 KB, 950x1158, 20230816_213046.jpg)

>anons too lazy to open the vag general on /g/

No. 1726236

I'll never, ever understand people who let their cats go outside. Just this week I've seen two kitties run over on the road. How little do you have to love your pets to risk something like this happening to them??
The 1st one I pulled over to get him out of the road so he wouldn't get run over anymore and put his body on a field covered with a bag, but the 2nd one I couldn't even do that, probably a bus or a truck hit him. I keep thinking about both of them, the poor babies.

No. 1726290

>>1726236
Yeah this is a great way to incite another infight about indoor/outdoor cats

No. 1726317

File: 1697291876619.jpeg (101.64 KB, 660x514, IMG_0027.jpeg)

NA anons seeing the eclipse today?

No. 1726319

>>1726317
Too cloudy, I've been throwing a mild tantrum about it since I awoke. I hope you get to see it!

No. 1726324

File: 1697292511119.jpg (Spoiler Image,197.88 KB, 1179x1700, celeb.jpg)

Oh my fucking god. Whyy did our celeb thread have to close right when this was happening??????????? And allegedly it's because he cheated with Daisy.

No. 1726332

>>1726324
mickey mouse more like mickey manwhore

No. 1726337

>>1726324
He would not do that.

No. 1726342

>>1726324
Both Minnie and Daisy deserve bettet

No. 1726344

youtube has started to sort-of block ad-blockers lmao. Thanks for giving me reason to use youtube even less

No. 1726351

File: 1697294621742.jpeg (57.38 KB, 1008x946, IMG_2098.jpeg)

Anyone else struggle to enjoy romance in books/movies because they don’t have any deep connections to other people, but enjoy shipping

No. 1726357

>>1726344
I noticed this and I find it so retarded

No. 1726358

>>1726324
Is this real???

No. 1726361

>>1726344
Try yewtu.be, it's a front end without ads

No. 1726362

>>1726351
No, but it also depends on the work, mainstream burger stuff for example feels like they put couples in the story out of obligation. All in all I guess it's the minority of cases when I do enjoy canon romance.

No. 1726365

>>1726344
any reports of revanced shitting itself? if not it's fine

No. 1726367

File: 1697295484305.jpg (81.71 KB, 1024x887, 1695013512942125m.jpg)

Boy does my tummy hurts this morning

No. 1726368

>>1726332
That Mickey Mouse did strike me as a little bit of a slut.

No. 1726371

I don't understand how people get sunburned. The suns not even that close to us.

No. 1726372

I'm not like other girls…I'm worse

No. 1726375

File: 1697296582569.jpg (330.32 KB, 1280x1280, worlds__12847.jpg)

These were kind of good

No. 1726377

>>1726317
i missed it plus super cloudy where I am

No. 1726381

>>1726375
They really were quite satisfactory and my refusal to push them onto customers for tax breaks’ sake cost me many a trivial “promotion” at my part time hardware store job. The caramel ones rarely came in but they were bomb

No. 1726382

>>1726367
kawoshin <333333333333(<333333333333)

No. 1726385

>>1726375
Nah they had the typical American hint of waxy rancid milk taste in them. Milk chocolate is best done by Europeans esp since it costs about the same so may as well get the 10/10 vs the 5/10 chocolate

No. 1726393

>>1726375
I always bought one in high school, it served as my breakfast on those days since I wanted sleep more than food kek

No. 1726404

I started to regrow my natural eyebrows and one just wont grow I look like a dumbass with one eyebrow.

No. 1726412

>>1726317
I was asleep, didn't know there was one today. I always wanted to take a picture. Sad. Maybe next time.

No. 1726444

>>1726441
And how is that not enjoying your youth?

No. 1726447

>>1726443
uuuh what

No. 1726449

I cancelled plans with two people today saying I'm with the other but I'm home alone and just rolled a phat joint and my take out has arrived and this is bliss. I gave both people 24 hours notice I feel no regrets

No. 1726529

whoever said slightly expired frozen food is still okay to eat is a goddamn liar these one month past expiration date pizza rolls were fucking disgusting compared to the fresher ones i got. the old ones tasted like gruel and shit, they even had a dull grayish colorless look compared to the newer ones.

No. 1726552

Everytime I hear "Take on me", I think of husbando nonnas.

No. 1726554

>>1726529
Sorry if that was me, I just meant you won’t get food poisoning from it. But also if it was me, I specifically remember saying the flavor deteriorates slowly over time. Maybe it’s not that slowly for pizza rolls.

No. 1726557

2 discord retards are fighting in a discord server I'm in over a movie encoding. One did it, the other is dargging him down for it. I hope the latter gets booted out of the server because he always is mean and disrespectful to everyone unnecessary, but he's a mod unfortunately. He never makes anything or contributes anything but still has guts to shit on other people's work or taste in obscure anime/Japanese music they want to rip and/or sub.

>>1726529
If it was one day after expiration it would have been alright. But months after is on you kek

>>1726552
Because of the music video right? Kek.

No. 1726576

I didn't have time to brush my hair this morning and got complimented by 2 people that it looked good, guess morning brush isn't needed anymore kek

No. 1726588

We’re at the point of this website where it’s considered pick-me behavior to not want to have sex with men. 0 steps forward 38,000 steps back.

No. 1726591

File: 1697312352994.jpg (246.73 KB, 2318x3000, il_fullxfull.2874650647_pz87.j…)

HAVING FUN
ISNT HARD
WHEN YOU ARE
A GAY RETARD

No. 1726593

File: 1697312493513.jpg (90.22 KB, 1010x759, 61x7QEHdG2L.jpg)

Am I crazy or is this sweeter than regular chicken?

No. 1726601

File: 1697312837422.jpg (88.09 KB, 750x652, lazy.jpg)

NEET anons I've found a guy for you

No. 1726603

>>1726593
The creamy chicken flavor is gross and sweet in my opinion. According to the ingredients/nutrition it doesn’t have more sugar though. It has 10% less sodium though so maybe that’s why it seems sweeter.

No. 1726605

>>1726603
Or rather it has 25% of your daily sodium per serving instead of 35% (compared to regular chicken flavor).

No. 1726609

>>1726601
If makes good money and is decently good looking, sure.

No. 1726610

>>1726588
Why what happened?

No. 1726614

>>1726610
Probably the amerifag thread infight but she shouldn’t bring it to the dumbass thread for more attention, that’s such a tired tactic. Like it’s Saturday go touch grass or get stoned or get your pussy ate

No. 1726619

>>1726605
>>1726603
murica mafmatics

No. 1726625

>>1726614
First of all it’s dumbass shit, this is the dumbass shit thread. I didn’t verbatim mention the other thread because I purposefully don’t have intentions to continue fueling the troon freakout. Stop minimodding it makes you look like an autistic car obsessed guy.
Second of all
>get your pussy ate
…these kind of graphic comments just expose you as being a sex obsessed scrote. Go back to 4chan. Or fucking hell create a sex thread, if this site is gonna cater to moids now.

No. 1726627

>>1726625
If you didn't have intentions of continuing it then you just shouldn't have posted. People can tell when a post is in relation to an infight that literally just happened, and anons get banned for crossposting infights for a reason.

No. 1726631

>>1726627
You’re a literal male no one cares what you have to say

No. 1726633

>>1726631
I wasn't even the ayrt or anyone else but alright.

No. 1726643

>>1726619
Damn ok I thought this was a safe space for being dumbass, Professor Maths

No. 1726645

>>1726614
Yeah it's so weird when I see people bring up political discussions into this thread or vents. Just talk about dumb stuff, damn it.

No. 1726652

>>1726645
Not trying to sound autistic but OP never mentioned politics. All she said was It’s considered pick me behavior to not want to have sex with dudes and tbh that is dumb as fuck

No. 1726656

Deleted the twitter/tumblr fandom thread, felt the creator of the original thread should remake it.

No. 1726659

>>1726656
Kek anon, different anons can make thread OPs. I'm sure whoever the original OP was didn't mind

No. 1726661

I just accidentally hit myself super hard in the chest with a piece of styrofoam and I think I restarted my heartbeat or something.

No. 1726662

>>1726625
Not involved in this fight but
>get your pussy ate
>graphic comment
?????????

No. 1726704

i hate fabric softener and i hate when people shut the washer door when it’s still wet, all my relatives have disgusting mildew mold smell washing machines because of it, my apartment washer has no smell whatsoever and ive used multiple laundromats/hotel washer that also had no smell whatsoever i assume thats bc the owner cleans them, the one i went to the most was run by some old man who id routinely see dissecting the washers

No. 1726707

>>1726652
Fair. But I consider that kind of topic sociopolitical so it's political to me and I don't want to see that stuff here. She could've taken it to the "things you hate" thread or vent one.

No. 1726708

>>1726704
Yesss, this bothers me so much. I'll bleach clean the washer once in a while and as soon as I do someone will leave it shut for like hours with their wet clothes in it, wtf…
Also I am typing this with one hand because my cat is sitting on the other one.

No. 1726721

File: 1697319510016.jpg (10.98 KB, 300x300, 3edb95e76afd1ce14deac425e904bf…)

Fucking okcupid man I finally matched with someone who is exactly my type and it fucking gets bugged, when I open link to their profile it says we've matched but they're missing from my matches and any messages I send go into the void. The fucking support team is made out of less than 10ppl and users say it takes from days to weeks to never getting an answer from support. Dude I am so salty I want to chew on my keyboard it feels like the universe is teasing me

No. 1726722

>>1726721
If you see his name just fucking google him

No. 1726724

>>1726722
It only shows first name, I am tempted to reverse search him but not like I will be able to message on other social media without looking like a full creep

No. 1726736

do you have any foods you refuse to eat? I think I'm fairly adventurous but I have found 3 foods that made me gag
>red bean paste (like in Asian desserts)
>hominy
>liver pate

No. 1726739

>>1726736
I have a truly dumb ass moment story about red bean paste. I've seen videos on how to make it and make the buns on youtube, and they used raw ones they cooked themselves which looked different than most beans I know. But my 16 yo self at the time thought it was what kidney beans looked like when raw. And assumed red bean is just another name for it. Got canned kidney beans and made the paste and filling and steamed the buns, ate it, and unironically liked it. But it's too much work so I never made it again.

For foods I hate. My family cooks plain meat in water with no seasonings other than salt and black pepper and it tastes and smells like piss. Especially sheep skull or legs, horrible smell and taste. They also eat the brains and I'm not interested in getting prions disease. They eat the dick and balls of sheep as well and I'm never gonna do that. I also hate rice cooked with chicken or red meat in one pot, tastes like shit.

No. 1726741

>>1726736
I repeatedly try foods I don’t like just to see if I something changes with my taste but beets are hard for me to get down and honey mustard stays tasting like evil baby vomit

No. 1726742

>>1726724
Aaaaand found his instagram, which made it even worse for me because dude's into same series as I am. If I don't get reply from support I will fucking cry. Cannot even follow/message him on insta because it wasn't linked anywhere or there was no nickname mentioned

No. 1726744

>>1726742
Down bad. Just pretend you never matched and friend him on insta and slid into the dms

No. 1726753

>>1726742
Why not just dm him…

No. 1726759

>>1726742
If you’re attractive I don’t think he’s gonna care if you searched him up after your app glitched. He’ll probably be grateful you did, actually.

No. 1726760

File: 1697322727498.jpg (94.2 KB, 828x1049, 1697221434614323.jpg)

>>1726382
Why farmhands banned you when ♥ is allowed here… Gay

No. 1726761

why is there so much breakup talk today on lolcor, did the males unionize against farmers?

No. 1726765

>>1726761
september is over this means no more september love

No. 1726771

File: 1697324426442.gif (1.03 MB, 236x150, IMG_4617.gif)

me n my squirrel gorls goin for a whirl on the floor

No. 1726776

File: 1697324709632.jpg (68.95 KB, 736x1104, Dalgona Coffee.jpg)

I'm hand whipping dalgona coffee (yes, in 2023) and ym wrist is hurting so bad. Idk where my hand mixer is.

No. 1726787

I happened to meet a woman named Sonica today, is this a sign?

No. 1726789

>>1726787
fuck i thought this was the sonic thread, my bad, i am retarded.

No. 1726795

>>1726787
You need her in your life don’t let her get away!

No. 1726805

I’ve got liquid Chris singing that virgin with rage song stuck in my head

No. 1726855

Moid I know as an acquaintance literally kept fucking with a super mentally ill crazy woman, even after he was warned not to. Low and behold, she is now stalking and harassing him. I know I'm not supposed to 'victim blame' but what the fuck did he expect? Like why wouldn't you leave someone who is literally known to be psycho alone? Don't go boohoo to me, I'm not gonna throw you a pity party. I guess it's cause men spend their life not having to be cautious they'll just try to mess with shit that'll fuck them up. Anyways I'm having fun watching, is what I guess I'm saying.

No. 1726856


No. 1726866

File: 1697331727684.jpg (62.09 KB, 650x975, Easy-Homemade-Tomato-Soup-30-M…)

I want to make this so bad Bonnie's but there's too many ingredients it needs that I don't have

Is it even worth it

No. 1726869

>>1726866
Tomato soup? No not worth it it’s too hard. I tried and my kitchen caught on fire, plus the acid in the tomato ruined all my pots and pans

No. 1726872

File: 1697332220313.jpeg (1.22 MB, 1144x1960, IMG_5888.jpeg)

Sorry I have to post this here because celebricows is no longer I guess, but this just makes me laugh really fucking loud because why would she miss the opportunity to dress up in one of her iconic Corey in the House fits? Sophie Martinez was a style icon!

No. 1726873

File: 1697332324193.jpeg (235.63 KB, 1000x1335, IMG_5890.jpeg)

>>1726872
Like cmon give us American Girl Doll!

No. 1726881

>>1726872
Thought this was doja cat

No. 1726887

>>1726881
Me too from the thumbnail

No. 1726889

>>1726872
now that you mention it,where is celebricows?

No. 1726890

>>1723684
Samefag, now they've started adding a timer so I have to wait to X out of the pop-up. This is war, Youtube.

No. 1726891

>>1726872
I wonder if baguettes are comfortable to carry around, I feel like it'd constantly be slipping from my shoulder

No. 1726896

The airbnb owner below me has broken their stupid terms of longstay guests and it's some young country lad that drinks so much the stench wafts into my apartment and he frequently stays up late blasting music and singing by himself. I finally found the fucking owners number and contacted her because anytime I see her in person she runs for the hills. I sent her a photo of the guests car dated from August and it still there today October and asked her to ask her guest to refrain from being such an antisocial bastard. She said she'll speak to them thank fuck, now if fuck all is done I'll escalate it to the police, then the council and get the fucking property rezoned fuck off!!!

No. 1726900

>>1726890
Refreshing doesn’t work? I’ve gotten the pop up a few times now and just hit refresh and it’s gone. Kind of annoying though.

No. 1726904

did mario wonder leak yet

No. 1726905

File: 1697334419069.jpeg (127.31 KB, 1170x824, IMG_4625.jpeg)

Went to Twitter after being away for weeks and this was the first thing I saw

No. 1726907

>>1726601
>like I want to enable all their bad habits
The nonna from a few days ago who said almost all moid fetishes involve damaging women is spot on yet again.

No. 1726911

no one believes me when i tell them i saw a man eating razorblades. im not lying it really happened

No. 1726914

>>1726911
I think that's a trick that magicians do, maybe he was practicing his tricks

No. 1726917

>>1726914
no he legit was eating them. he opened his mouth and showed us the blade in small pieces after he masticated them.

No. 1726918

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No. 1726922

>>1726917
He probably had little pieces of metal hidden in his mouth, and then just pushed the razorblade against his cheek or something to make it seem like he chewed it up. That's how magicians get ya.

No. 1726924

>>1726905
kek im wheezing

No. 1726931

>>1726922
he legit did it. i didn't believe him at first and asked him to open his mouth so i could inspect it before he ate the blade and it was completely empty. i also touched the blade to check if it was real and it was. he did eat it. this man was haitian and some of them can do freaky stuff like that.

No. 1726939

How do I ask someone who I don't want to see anymore to give me back a piece of art I gave them so I can destroy said art ? It's an ugly piece

No. 1726949

>>1726924
It was in a serious post too, I was losing it

No. 1726955

>>1726869
I have a Dutch oven so I think my pot should be fine. However buying the ingredients would estimate cost me $20-30



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