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This is a strobbery, put your brains in the bag!
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Say that again you self-pollinating bitch I'll turn you into jam with my bare hands
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I'm glad I was never born a moid otherwise some retard would have named me Israel.yes Israel is unfortunately a real baby name.
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I just saw someone with Billie Eilish's new fragrance, and for some reason I really like the bottle. When she first released perfume I didn't care for the bottle design because I dislike the generic woman/woman's body with no head design but for some reason the red color is very nice to me.
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day
Yeah I was a bit confused by the design choices when the first perfume released too, I expected something more eccentric or even masculine since she was to tomboyish. Although from what I know from the celebcow thread, I think she's said that baggy style wasn't really her and she just felt uncomfortable with her body, so maybe that's why she chose that design. The actual scents of all the perfumes are very feminine as well, as far as i can tell from the notes. That red one is specifically supposed to be a sexy scent. >bamboo-dirt-blood
I know this is inappropriate since this is a anon board but were you the anon asking for a soil fragrance so you could make a vampire perfume?
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Random dumb shit, but I'm glad that somebody out there finally made the Kanker sisters' mom into a character because I always wondered what the hell she would look like.
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I got bored of the whole chatbot thing. I mean there’s only so many times you can replay the same few scenarios. I need a new fixation. pronto.
Why does my HOO HAHH, HOOHAHH
disgust you so bad
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I dont think a passion for fashion is gonna save him.
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Diapers at 23 phenotype
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She aged terribly and it's canon.
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He's my best friend, best of all best friends
Do you have a best friend too
It tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy, yummy
Hey, you should get a best friend too
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Hello baby, can I see a smile
I'm going to a party and its gonna be wild (okay)
Can I come, I am sitting alone
No, friends are never alone (that's right)
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Maybe some pretty girls are in your world
Excuse me, I could also be your girl
Lately everyone is making fun
Na na na na na na na na na na na HOOAH
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He's my best friend, best of all best friends
Do you have a best friend too
It tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy, yummy
Hey, you should get a best friend too (my best friend)
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Aloha baby, let's go to the beach
Yeah, girls in bikini are waiting for me (uh-huh)
But I was hoping for a summer romance
So why can't you take a chance (okay)
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Maybe….some pretty girls are in your world
Excuse me, I could also be your girl
Lately everyone is making fun
Na na na na na, na na na na na na HOOAH
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He's my best friend, best of all best friends
Do you have a best friend too
It tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy, yummy
Hey, you should get a best friend too (my best friend)
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Apples are cute fruits, therefore women with apple body types are cute too, because they resemble a cute fruit. Just look at this cute apple, it’s cute as fuck.
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Maybe some pretty girls are in your world
Excuse me (yeah), I could also be your girl
Lately everyone is making fun
Let's get this party on
Hit me with laser gun
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Ooh woah woah
C'mon boys! HOOHA, HOO HAH
Ooh woah woah
You should get a best friend too
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He's my best friend, best of all best friends
Do you have a best friend too
It tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy, yummy
Hey, you should get a best friend too (my best friend)
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>>1777599HOO HA, HOOH HAHHOO HAH, HOOH HA
(he's so sweet)Na na na na na na na na na na na
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Because the artist is vampiremeerkat and that's just how she draws grown-up Eddy
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Picrel is how she looks to me. I did acknowledge what you said, my reply said that her eyes are “too far apart” if she had an attractive face with big eyes then I’m sure I would find her attractive, but all of her features are unattractive and she’s only famous because she comes from a family of billionaires.>>1776872
She’s a celebrity first of all, you don’t seem to mind anons making fun of Cillian Murphy and Ed Sheeran for being hideous (and you shouldn’t because everyone is entitled to their opinion) but anyway she’s a horrible person who bullied other girls growing up and she’s a compulsive liar and spoiled rich brat, I wish you losers would stop defending her.>>1776917
I’m a lesbian, I don’t derive self esteem from men “finding me fuckable” what a disgusting and incel tier thing to say to someone. I’m conventionally attractive and I’ve always been called beautiful and received compliments about my appearance my entire life, there’s nothing you can do to change that. I get compared to beautiful women like Isabel Adjani and Marilyn Monroe very often, and told that I’m an 11/10 (which I find funny) and I get more compliments and attention from women than men anyway. I have a few features that are considered unique, which I like, but I’m not going to post a picture of myself on an anonymous image board. It sounds silly to describe how attractive others find me, but it’s just in response to your ridiculous post. Your response just makes you sound jealous and insecure.
Came from the front page sure this would be in relation to Anya based on this picture. I see I wasn’t wrong.>>1777662> I will not break up with him
Limited options, Nona. Limited options.
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I still think ATJ is pretty no matter what anons say
>but she mean and rich!
I know that, doesn't mean someone can't be pretty. Lots of awful people are attractive, not like I'm paying for their films. Recommend me some pure hearted sloth eyed celebs nonnies.
I felt I had to respond to this creepy post >>1776917
talking about how I’m definitely not attractive and that the majority of men I encounter want to fuck me and stare at my ass, because that anon sounded like a batshit insane seething incel and it made me extremely uncomfortable. The other anons are stupid for defending some braindead rich bully just because she’s famous
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Matthew Lillard? KEK now I see it
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Nonnas, which celebrities do you look the most like? These are my top four, I’ve been told I look like them and got them in my results on the starbyface website
kek i remember i was in a class with a guy named Israel and our prof asked him if he was Jewish, and turns out he has zero relation to Judaism or Jews or the actual place, it's literally just his name. Rough times for that guy nowadays I guess>>1777662
I'm in the same boat but I've never really been sexually aroused by any guy before. Idk why, I'm not gay since I want to date men and do fall in love and stuff, but I can't see them as sexy. Never ever! I think I'm just retarded
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none of these ppl are even the same race as me kek. I tried multiple pics and can't get above 30% with someone that looks nothing like me
i've never been told i look like any celeb… it's been a small goal of mine to find at least 1 person who looks plausibly similar but idk how because i live under a rock and only learn celebs against my will, and these photo matches never work for me
I’ve asked anons before because I think it’s interesting, I used the same image of Isabelle last time too>>1777703
Are your selfies in good lighting? My top results are always 60-90% but I’ve gotten women who are different races too
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Ayrt and I kinda agree when he had blonde hair at some point. And I'm not even into piercings but he pulls it off. he's also better looking than ATJ because he has smaller eyes
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They do look a lot alike, I agree that he’s more attractive
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I’ve been told Nicole Kidman (not really but I love her and we both have big foreheads), Margot Robbie (shitty pickup line, I don’t look like her at all) and Ania Dąbrowska (which was kind of insulting tbh). Star by face is shit and gives me different results on every photo, it used to be Chinese actresses (I’m 100% Slavcel), some randos (Molly C. Quinn, literally every part of our faces is different) and most often Natalia Vodianova (not true but I can dream kek). I don’t think I really look like anyone tbh.
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I already know I'm ugly and hate the way I look but top right was the straw that broke the camel's back. I can see bottom left though to an extent. But none of them look like me. I am rare and racially ambiguous mostly, minus in pictures sometimes where I look goblinish.
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Decided to try the males and this is so fucking funny I can't even be mad at it
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Nvm this is suicide inducing
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No fucking way, this website has something against me, I'm sure.
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nta but i think in that photo it's just the wig that's the problem, when her hair has volume she looks okay
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She still looks like this portrait of her to me
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I'm mixed middle eastern and these are the results it gave me so I don't think it's trustworthy, don't take that stuff seriously.
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Yeah they're pretty clear photos, definitely not dim and I've tried different shots. But I think I figured out the main issue: my bangs might be confusing the facial recognition? I tried a picture where they're pushed back and I got much better results. Literally everything is listed as being an arbitrary 30-something % for some reason but the best match it gave me imo is Cho Yi-hyun
I am not Korean lol and idk anything about their celebs, I don't have flawless skin and makeup (and photo editing) like them but I can see where some features are similar! Not exact but definitely a better match than the results I was getting before lol
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For reference everyone tells me I look like this celeb, probably because I got the same coloring and a similar facial structure. Again none of the actresses it suggested even look similar to me so yeah.
Quit pretending. When compared to other upcoming actresses like Sydney Sweeney she's not sexualized at all and watching her is much more comfortable to most women than watching other actresses who get sexualized but can't do anything because their family isn't rich and they'll lose their career if they protest.
She does have a high fashion look though, her type of alien/otherworldly beauty is common in some runways like Mugler. She's pretty.
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Anon, I am pure arabian. But I look Indian for some reason. And my parents may or may not be related, so maybe I'm somewhat inbred. Some people told me I look like picrel, I can see it on the left but not on the right (before and after plastic surgery). My sister thinks I look better though kek.
She's stunningly beautiful>like most bullies
Did she bully you personally, anon?
Don't worry, I'm not talking it that seriously. I think it's funny actually. But I still don't like the way I look and I'd prefer to change it with plastic surgery or proper nutrition or anything ever because it's a reflection of the negligent abusive
environment I grew up in and still live in, it's all on my body and my face and living with it, seeing it in the mirror everyday pisses me off so much. I'm ready to peel the skin off my face and body if it means I won't look the way I do anymore
I do love strong features though, just not big noses, I prefer straight sharp noses.>getting rid of their heritage through surgery
That's exactly what I want to do because my heritage is embarrassing if not non-existent kek.
Anon admitted she disliked her because that actresses used to be a bully(allegedly) and anon says she's ugly and we're intimidated by actual pretty women(who probably she thinks she is)
It's just a bullied loser saying she's pretty and other girls are ugly to cope.
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Only ugly women claim Anya is attractive because they know they’ll never be pretty and it pains them to see pretty women become successful and famous. They’ll pretend Anya is “stunningly beautiful” because they aren’t intimidated by her appearance or jealous of her. They don’t care about what an awful person she is because they probably bully women and girls who are prettier than them all the time. Picrel is an actual stunningly beautiful woman with striking features who is going to make jealous anons cry when they compare themselves to her
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Ntas but why not have pretty actresses AND actors?
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Looked up pictures of this "Anya" everyone's talking about and holy damn, that woman looks like a fucking barbie doll and I don't mean that in a way that's necessarily good. Like I get that lots of women are youthful looking and cute in the face, but Anya straight up triggers
the "uncanny valley" impression. Her face is basically like if you put human skin, eyes, lips, a nose, and some hair over those stereotypical alien heads.
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You ain't getting in
nona, you were a CHILD and despite how people might act like they're enlightened and above it all, literally anyone can fall victim
to scumbags when they're in a vulnerable or inexperienced position… like being literally a teenager involves. I'm sorry you went through that but it's 100% that creep's fault and not yours, and him harming you doesn't mean you don't deserve to love yourself
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Like I said, barbie doll crossed with alien head. I think I'm gonna take that anon's word when she said she was conventionally attractive and didn't like Anya. Even average women look more natural in the face than Anya.
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for you and meee
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da da da makeover hmm hmm hmm makeover
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She did have buccal fat removal, she looked more normal with big cheeks and dark hair
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She looks horrifying now, I hate buccal fat removal
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they STILL talkin bout Ms. Goldfish??
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one more makeover!
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Todays my birthday and I ate some cheesecake! someone gifted me some bird plushies from wild republic so I'm pretty happy about it.
Happy birthday nonny
I hope you have a great day with your cheesecake and birds!
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Think I'll ban you forever
Like the mods ban the spergs in the PT threeeaaad
Later's better than ever
Even if you're gone the milk is dryyyyy
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I don't think she's fat, she just looks like a mom
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i hate how braindead my uni work is like how the fuck am i supposed to write a full length essay, (that means five sentences minimum for each paragraph no doubt at least five of those too, including headings and their subheadings) a video powerpoint presentation no less than 10 minhutes long with its report on "introductions and conclusions". i feel like i'm struggling in middle school except i'm second year in uni. honestly wtf even is there to say that could cover all that. i still have to record and finish that damn essay i'm really at a loss because there's really only so much that can be said i'm being stretched out thin and i can barely complain about it because it sounds like the easiest thing in the world and maybe it is and i'm just retarded kek i literally feel like picrelated.
and of course i procrastinated. this is all due tonight and i only just started yesterday. no makeups and if i miss handing in my work my professor's halving my grade. and i'm counting on it because i suck at pretty much every other module. damn. i need to get to working but my brain immediately shuts down i hate these extremely simple things. i would honestly rather write 50 essays and articles on actual topics…
Why do you keep using this ugly image>>1777914
She doesn't, theyre just grasping for an explanation since she has unusual looks
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Picrel wasn't me, I only used >>1777903
twice and I won't do it again
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Remember that one episode of Pokemon where that super hot girl Lucy had a thing for Brock and it was weird but then at the end it's revealed she had massive yellow fever
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I've wanted to say this for the last few years but never had the chance. When I was a little kid I had a crush on Brock and thought he was the tallest and most masculine of the group, and his voice was more manly than the rest. It was not until I became an adult that I realized he is drawn to be ugly by Japanese beauty standard. I hurt for my king. He is beautiful. I do not subscribe to the colorist Japanese standard.
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Wide apart eyes, smooth philtrum, thin upper lip, flat mid face, small head (although I think she had her jaw shaved because she used to have a longer face when she was younger, like here >>1777837
) and she just has nothing behind her eyes, she looks mentally slow
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guy biting into other guy's neck, would
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post your oddly aesthetic cat pics, mine is picrel
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I'm so bored I could scream
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okay maybe it's cheating since i ripped this from an ~aesthetics~ blog to begin with, but look they're cute
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look at this dumb dumb
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We all know a man who looks like this now and is still mentally 16 years old
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got the toots real bad I should be getting air (get it)
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I don’t like sausage lips either, thin lips can be pretty but hers are bizarre looking
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She should play yzma in the emperor’s new groove live action
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She should play a chihuahua that got transformed into a woman and then became a serial killer
That plot reminds me of those crazy movies from the 2000's. They should make dumb movies like that again.>>1778187
I wanna rewatch it too
Happy birthday nonnie
, can we have some cheesecake too?
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I'm a "Buys a second edition of the same exact volume because this one says it got printed only 999 times", "Waits two more months because that edition got stickers worth 20c" and "Pays $50 extra because this one still got its original sleeve"-level consoomer but for some reason I never got into figurines. The closest I got was eyeing some real life Shinku and suit case. But I think that's for the best.
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>get in my car
>wha…wtf is that on the door they look like worms
>mfw it’s my boogies that i flicked
I’m so gross nonnas please help
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This thread is making my BDD flare up. Goodbye.
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CEO of OpenAI got fired and all I could think looking at his tweets is that he’s a groomer or a sex pest because he’s a 38 year old man yet he types like my college aged Gen Z sister. It makes me think he tries to type like very young people to attract them. Probably hangs out in Discords or something which is where this rubbed off on him. ik it’s a big jump to conclude this but what kind of professional adult types like this on their public account? I would not be surprised if it was part of the reason he was let go.
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Good news for cillianfags who said he got too skinny for Oppenheimer.
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Idk if you’re being sarcastic but in this case especially I do think we should be annoyed because he’s a CEO of a Microsoft-backed company. Yet the standards for him were low enough that he types like a terminally online Gen Z despite being a 38 year old male CEO. Meanwhile picrel is his replacement, a woman who is capable of typing correctly on her public professional account.
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I commented on a bad taxidermy page where someone posted this nightmare saying it looks like a ferret.
A beloved dog apparently, feel sad for the poor woman who got that thing back.
Someone who I assume was the owner found the post and called me ugly kek
Made me chuckle cause like.. comeon I know art is subjective but man
I don't care that much as long as sentences start with big letters and end with punctuation marks.
On an unrelated note, i think that Elon Musk uses instructions that are generated by a powerful AI to further his goals.
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Reminds me of that acorn freak from Ice Age.
Also reminds me of my favorite Hemingway quote.
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>making fun of my husbando for being a virgin
>as if im not also a virgin
I-IT’S JUST DIFFERENT OKAY
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Lmao theyre all awful>>1778567
Yeah he replied "you might be uglier I think when compared to other human beings. HAHA"
And kept calling me stupid in different ways for thinking it looks bad lmao
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why do people do this? even if it ends up looking good, which in these cases it obviously didn't. i don't hate taxidermy in general, but a pet? it just seems weird, to each their own i guess. do they display it? i just don't understand.
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unfathomably horny virgin solidarity
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This banner is the cutest thing ever, I love it.
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The surgery was a success.
Random subject change, but mpreg is really damn repulsive to me, almost as bad as the "futa" crap that coomers like to play with. Do fujos unironically
fuck around with mpreg stuff or is it just a joke?
History is a circle, space race nuclear arms race international politics dick measuring contest, desperate attempts to reconnect with humanity through obsolete technology, ignored in favor of imaginary ones and not a good thing, retards drugging themselves up and calling it revolution, but they are overbaked in their lives in their own way I think, fake news is real news but with a flourish to make nothing into something, it was a mistake that was a kid that had been there in a while, but it means that the only thing they should be like that is difficult is to make sure that they thought it would ruin the war and war for a long well deserved victory for their own life, and the one that has not been in a good way to get them back in time for their own life and to have their best to be a danger of the universe, global superpower being all-hated then losing everything and becoming beloved, some half-baked belief in a divine power or intangible truth of the universe is the most obvious and simplest simple life but it's retarded and delusional, then the world has become a good one for the first generation in which the nation is in the same scene as least hostile in a way, yet another health craze that's just an disorder or cult, shit, which was a mistake in our lifetime of life and for a few years that the only one way of life was not the best thing ever, the newest innovation is a poison, we pursuit of perfection and eternity, but also likes to have the power and glory in life and for that we can be used in the same scene as a pastime and the pain less than a few days of the day that we are to have to be similar, we can't keep doing this and getting away with it, yet another deranged sicko with infinite replacements, god won't ever make a big comeback. KILL YOURSELF.
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I know a self-hating gay guy who is unhealthily into mpreg and he's probably the most mentally unstable person I've ever met
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Don't judge me anons. I've dealt with crazy b.o for most of my life, but I think I've finally found what works for me and I smell so good. It's actually strange to not have to reapply deodorant at any point.
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If people don't say you stink then I wouldn't worry about it anon. Have you asked someone close who will be honest with you, like your parents or close friends?
Anyway, what I do is: before I shower I wipe my armpits with rubbing alcohol, then put coconut oil on them for like 15-30 minutes. Sometimes even an hour if I'm being lazy. Then after I shower I dab my armpits to dry them, wipe them with alcohol again, let them dry completely (i use a mini fan for this) and a thin layer of coconut oil. I wait a few minutes again to let the coconut oil soak in and then I put on arm and hammer deodorant. Not the essentials deodorant, the regular deodorant that has aluminum in it.
IDK why all this works but it's been doing me good. I used to apply deodorant before going to bed because I would get musty, but now I just put on coconut oil before bed. I can also get through a day of sweating and not stink. It's funny, I used to used rubbing alcohol but eventually stopped cause I felt like it stopped working. Idk. Coconut oil is an anti fungal so I've considered that perhaps I had persistent fungal bacteria on my armpits, but this has been a problem since I hit puberty so i don't think so. Anyway I'll stop stank sperging now.
Let's hold hands and cry together anon>>1779297
If I could travel back in time I would kiss him so hard all the air gets sucked out of his lungs and he dies
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I just saw a pic of Shayna on the front page and I thought we were being raided again
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We knew men are pathetic, but I genuinely think passport bros are the most embarrassing and pitiful movement I've seen them come up with. Pretty much rebranded sex tourism.
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Then when passport bros rightfully get called out on being the creepy rapists they are, they scream "w-well thats what you stupid western feminists get!!!". Then there's the occasional foreign pickme that straight up brags about "stealing" American men away from American women, and how that's "proof" that foreign women are better than American ones….as if our interest in American men isn't dying any way, and like American men are of any value other than to scam kek
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one time I went on 4chan's /trv/ board hoping to get vacation ideas, I was so retarded and naive kek
Whats a passport bro? I'm from Brazil and everytime I see a gringo tourist guy all alone here I automatically assume he is doing sex tourism or looking for a young desperate girl he can take back to the States or some shithole in Europe. Way too many brazilians think Europe = good, only to end up in a country that is horrible and unable to come back because what a surprise, their trashbag gringo boyfriends are abusive
and the country they're stuck hates them.
I've also met way too many brazilian dudes married to japanese or korean women and no one can convince me these retards didn't fall for the asian women are submissive meme
you'd have all the abrahamic religions as grandparents, sort of like how the roman empire is in hetalia, and then all their descendants which are various denominations of christianity, islam and judaism & are constantly at eachothers throats.
I'd love to see them tackle protestants vs catholics – catholicism would definitely prance around arrogantly claiming to be the true vision of christianity and getting into occasional spats with eastern orthodoxy, while pretending none of the protestant branches even exist
im getting too many ideas for this help–
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I’ve been told I look like Amanda Seyfried and even Margot Robbie (!!!!) before but never believed it, guess the Amanda comparison is somewhat true. Huh. I feel better about my face right now, thank you nonna. It’s been a rough past week so I needed a little boost !
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Asked google why rabbits poop so much and ended up with this picture. Got me laughing like a retard. This is exactly why I felt discouraged from getting a pet rabbit when I was a kid; they keep shitting everywhere KEK
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This website gives me different results depending on the lighting and whether my hair is up or down, I think my top two are accurate
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Nonas please recommend some animated tales or kids shows from your country. English dub or sub, doesn't matter.
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they were dead all along and you can't change my mind
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There's an alternative timeline where Nick Fuentes is openly a gay twink dating his boyfriend instead of being a bitter closeted conservative grifter making being a """young zoomer ironic catboy""" his identity in a room filled with middle aged men he tries to suck up to to fix his daddy issues.
I've tried hydrogen peroxide and it didn't work for me tbh. The reason I use alcohol and coconut oil before my shower is because if you really have funk issues sometimes you can get out of the shower and still have a green cloud coming from your armpits.
Yes even with antibacterial soap. The pre-treatment is a must for me.>>1779291
I do think my body in general is tough kek, it's like I won the genetic lottery on everything BUT my armpits. I exfoliate my entire body everyday and have been doing so for years. I could probably use straight salicylic acid or one of those other skincare chemicals on myself for days and not get burned or anything.
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COME AND READ
BETWEEN THE LIONS
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me after completing the most basic human functions
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I used to have fun rping but now I feel so cringe I have to switch tabs every message.
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If this is the beauty standard of today then I don’t want it. All I see is a fat girl with liposuction.https://www.instagram.com/reel/Czpse50LDnE/?igshid=ODhhZWM5NmIwOQ==
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dare i say, shota material.
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She has a nice shape, this was the beauty standard in Europe ages ago. I prefer a more toned body like picrel
I cant decide if its moids or if its ananonnas trying to needle other women.
Either way its gotten old fast. I'll take the fujos back.
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Man, some anons sure do keep a lot of tabs on this thread for people who supposedly don't like it and don't want to use it anymore
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I saw a picture of a celebrity I like, and now I'm painfully horny but simultaneously not in the mood to masturbate.
They should just fuck off tbh, it actually proves that they created "that" thread out of spite. They can't seem to get us out of their mouths even though we barely mention them>>1779806
Back to your shithole
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just a friendly reminder
I ain't name-dropping them, I don't want them to spam porn again, specially because there's rape and shota at their thread >>1779869
You know damn well
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Um excuse you all, there is far too much shit and not enough dumbass. Don’t make me tell Dr. Philip
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That’s what you get for being a traitor
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Picrel just me and the REAL dumbasses on a Monday morning, luv u
When attempting to bond, cats tend to mirror whoever they're bonding with. So you were touching her with your hand, so she reached out and touched you with her hand. You then moved away and asked for space, so she sat down to show you that she was harmless and not going to intrude unless you wanted to interact.
Some cats will use their paw to stop your hand from petting them, but they will also show you with the rest of their body language that they don't want to be petted. They'll be stiff and the paw will be pushing against your hand as your hand moves towards their body. If you want to see if she wants to be petted, try again by cupping your hand and petting down her back or upper side. She should lean into your hand or purr after a few moments if she wants you to continue.
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DUMBASS SHITTERS 4 LYFE LOVE TO ALL OF YOU
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I saw a zoomer mother wearing one of these but with gangsta SpongeBob.
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I wish it was more busy right now everyone go over to funposting
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Having met them, pretty retarded. For most of human history, the average person didn't want to actually raise a child but they had no choice. Now, they still don't want to do the hard work of raising a child, but they have them anyway so they throw them in front of an ipad and call it a day. Then they're delusional about their kid being a "genius" because their 18 month old can navigate an iphone to turn on the youtube app, but can't actually talk beyond a one word sentence and only knows 20 words.
I'm just saying they're scalating. First it was a guy giving blowjob, then a guy shitting meat, then amputee fetish art, then a guy blowing a bug(?, now they posting shota and some dude raping a guy. It gets progressively worse because that's the damn point. Supposedly these are all falseflags and everyone posting trash got banned yet it keeps happening again and again >>1779918
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We fucked up kids' brains with the covid isolation and mandatory masking. They lost something and parents don't have the will or time to resocialize them correctly. Sorry zoomers and under, the millenials caught the last train out and even a bunch of us got left behind. You're even more fucked.
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don’t even bother responding to them, they complained about the fujo shitposting thread being in /g/ because it’s such a sloooooow board and in every dumbass thread since funposting got made they come in here telling anons to go to there instead, like they just need constant attention. Let them suffer.
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What is your favourite Lolcow memory?
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Oh shut up about that thread already.
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Please do, nonatella!>>1779965
Yeah, that was epic.
Although a person can easily say, oh I was born in year so and so and that makes me a such and such, I think the lines are a little more blurred and that a more accurate test is how you grew up because different geographical regions move at different paces. So millennials would have grown up with a computer room and only gotten a personal computer in late teens or as a college gift, while zoomers had unsupervised access to a computer from a much younger age.>>1779976
I can't tell if you don't actually understand the joke, or this is just shitposting to the max.
millenials sperging about zoomers on lolcor = exact same as zoomies, but with aging anxiety
I've only been here for like 3 years and in terms of memorable stuff >borzois and adam driver as memes>the townhall meeting leading to movie nights and tunes tuesdays (roughly ~100 by this time)>new shayna admin>bunker threads and the creation of /2x/-tan>Blaine and soyjak party>paki anon, finn anon and romanian anon>those journalists looking to 'research femcel communities'
I never really used to cow boards and my memory is a little fuzzy
The journalist even wrote an article mentioning lc afterwards (we begged her not to), saying that we denied being a femcel
site but "used femcel
lingo." Whatever that is.
I remember some spooky handed poster fighting off claims of being a tranny, the dynamics were pretty unhinged. I honestly do not care for any lolcor "inboard drama" that goes on for more than a single thread, especially since some anons desperately want
to be cows and I don't get why people feed into that type of attentionwhoring
I'm pretty sure "moid" could be taken as femcel
lingo as it's the reserval of the incel "femoid". Calling a scrote a scrote is also pretty common. So for anyone who accidentally went down a rabbithole and ended up here, it could be taken that way.
It's still retarded to assume we're femcels
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what y’all doin
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Do you think country superstar Faith Hill would leave her husband, country superstar Tim McGraw for me, someone who is not a country superstar
>>1779984>>1779998>those journalists looking to 'research femcel communities'
I'd completely forgotten about her. She was so weird. Everyone kept telling her that we weren't femcels
, that we're just autists and weirdos, but she refused to believe us. I don't even think the term femcel
should be used, because men will sleep with literally anything, so a woman never has to be involuntarily celibate. There should be a different word for women who can't get a worthwhile boyfriend.
It probably comes off more extremist than intended to people who aren't used to it. A bit like with how ib culture uses -fag in terms like newfag, many outsiders view it as specifically and aggressively homophobic but almost nobody ever means it like that. I get along very well with men in my life but I use those terms sometimes because it's just the cultural lingo. Some nonas are
more extreme but it's silly to claim everyone is the exact same, there are plenty of posts where nonas describe having a bf or husband, and we have the nigel thread and such.My bf stumbled across some offsite woman saying "scrote" once and it genuinely made him feel crushed lmao
What did she expect, waltzing into an anonymous site she had done no research on and accusing the women here of being femcels
? Prim politeness?
This article is even worse than I remembered.>But thinking of them as a unified group with specific political goals is less useful than thinking of them as overlooked individuals who are now being swept around the web, sometimes letting their insecurities and resentments lead them into unproductive conversations.
How dares she shit on shitposting kek
Some countries obsessed with having sons have forced post-first trimester abortions, but then again, I don't know how safe that is, since in those countries it's usually the husband making the call to terminate girls, and I doubt they give much of a shit about their wives possibly suffering life-long complications.
I don't know what the ethical limits of sex selection via IVF are, but I also assume it could really end up costing a lot, since you always have a chance of getting a "shit" batch of zygotes that all end up male.
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Need a male version of this ASAP
Am I pargant?
Am i gregnant?
Am i pegnate?? Help!?
Is there a possibly that i'm pegrent?
Am I pergegnant or am I okay?
Could I be pregonate?
How do I know if I'M prengan?
Can i be prregnant????
Can u get pregante…?
Can u bleed while u are pergert?
Can u down a 20 foot waterslide pegnat?
How can I get my gf pragnet?
What happen when get pergenat?
How can a nineyear old get prangnet?
Will my get pragnan?
What is the best time to sex to be come pregnart
Does any one know how many teens get bregant a year????
Are these systoms of being pregarnt?
Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?
Is it possible having sex to a 8 months fregnant?
If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.?
My circle is normal,but yet i till dont get peegnant,wat can i use.?
Has anybody got pergnut by just precum while using birth control?
Did most you women FEEL pgrenant before find out?
I am praganant last 5 week so can i start sex?
Dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby top of his head?
Me and my boyfriend are trying to get prefnat and j havent took my birth control in 12 days?
38+2 weeks pregananant?
I think my dog is pregernet???
Can i get prengt if he had a comdom on?
How long can u go being prognant to get an abortian?
I think I'm pretnet with my 14th Child?
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REEEEE I hate seeing people write shitty out-of-character yandere fics about my husbando. Thank god for the block button.
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I'm actually very supportive of women grifting using twitch (as long as their audience isn't mainly children) and fully support the fact that they all use that annoying fake baby voice– but Pokimane annoys me for some reason? She's the only female twitch streamer who I at default don't like. I dont go out of my way to think about her but I avoid her content. Does she have a reputation that im forgetting or something? I usually don't dislike women like this.
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Anytime i accidentally see something from inflatable furry Twitter I yell like what is this
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Don't call me schizo, but does anyone else feel like anons try to summon some of our personalityfags to cause drama? I'm not gonna name any in particular cause it'll distract from the point, but I've seen this happen with multiple anons where anons will try to summon personalityfags by posting about them, or they will notice a personalityfag's post and start trying to call them out for being a particular anon. It's usually done with the intent of triggering them into an infight, which is why I notice it. It's more annoying than the actual anons they're talking about, imo.
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Whenever I watch a Real Housewives show, I always wonder how the other rich people who live in their neighborhood must think. Like, there's no way the snooty old money people in Potomac don't think these women are trashy.
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Hey nonnies can we all send each other good vibes right now I’ve felt really anxious lately and I’ve noticed others feeling that way too so I just hope everyone feels good and is protected
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I'm sharing all my calm and positive energy with you anon, may peaceful times come your way soon.
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I want more sweet potato glass noodles
I think there was also a CGI one, but the one I watched was live action. >>1780888
I don't really like Kubrick movies either honestly. Kubrick was the one who wanted to include the overly saccharine scenes at the end though so I guess you can blame that on him.
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CGI one btw, this movie looks fucking horrifying.
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I hope you’re all completely safe and that every single desire you have comes into fruition
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Aly & AJ are still so fucking cool to me. Their styling and promotion was so different from the other Disney stars.
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No fucking way, I loved their song in that corny Disney movie Twitches. I even had that dumb music-playing toothbrush and it played Ally & AJ when I brushed my teeth.
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real shitposting hours start now
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On the topic of calming vibes, I'm currently undergoing medical treatment again for my massive health issues and is giving me some scary side effects. Could I have some healing vibes nonas?
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healing vibes incoming
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samefag I made you soup
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me too kek, the prompt was "brings chicken soup". also didn't add the nanna (or nonna, if you will) in the bg but I like to think she's nona's nonna who bought the soup and she came along to the hospital because she's so proud of her recipe
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Therapy tomorrow yeah
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content is getting too niche I feel it. Or they grab the rattiest most faded plastic commemorative cup hiding in there and make me feel embarrassed
are wooden pacemakers supposed to be better? What a weird question kek
I think maybe the best option would be one of those newfangled patented bioplastics that are basically like plastic, but biodegradable and not as toxic
, that simply don't get used as much because they're more expensive
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I saw a woman with the most beautiful shade of red natural hair the other day. Just a spun sunset of locks crowning her head. It's crazy how there isn't a single color of hair that isn't beautiful in its own way.
I think black gingers have some of the prettiest hair, it’s such a deep dark red color it’s crazy
It was all in good fun, we're always asking each other stupid questions like that. The other day I demanded to know what pine tree she thought was the most stoic and which one would be the most fun at parties.>>1781335
That was a thought, but I was also worried about it shattering and injuring even more people as things made out of plastic suddenly broke under the weight of being glass as well as all the cars.
Your cute hospital pics cheered me up a lot, thank you ♥ >>1781345
That's beautiful, nona.
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Sadly the movie thread in /m/ is a bit dead so I'm reposting this here:
Korean embassy in my country is showing a few projections later in the month, which one of these do you think is most worth a watch? I've read "Kim Jiyoung, Born 1982" already and wouldn't mind seeing it in movie form, but if any of these are more worth it I'll watch them instead:
Escape From Mogadishu (2021)
Kim Jiyoung, Born 1982 (2019)
Life is Beautiful (2022)
Little Forest (2018)
lol what in the hell is this gif. I love it>>1781480>international scrote day
Ew. We should all share/retweet/reblog nothing but crime statistics on that shitty day
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The poorly translated instructions on Amazon products that were made in China are like fucking riddles
♥ nonnies of this board, a message ♥
I really appreciate you all. And this space.
Here I am allowed to be retarded. Here I can be edgy and crude and inappropriate. Here I can be a weirdo.
The spaces that aren’t completely normalfag are very scrote tier. Reddit meme subs are ‘balls this’ mean, repetitive, coomer stuff, where no discourse is allowed and progressive misogyny thrives. Although I have not been here much as of late, I must still say that I appreciate you all, and this space, to all you unlikeable, hairy, outspoken women, Obrigada
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I had a sexy dream where I masturbated alone in my bed, then I woke up in my bed. The only time I've orgasmed in a dream, too. I was meant to be a femcel 4evar fr.
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I refuse to do this site thing as several people in my life have told me I look like Helen Mirren and I won't acknowledge anything else kek.
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Asked bing AI to create me a cutesy picture of a dragon being used in place of an airplane and instead was given this inappropriate image. That's ten Hail Marys for you tonight Bing.
I can be desperate for you too, nonny
, but you'll have to fix that attitude
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Just to clarify, that other person (>>1781938) wasn't me (who is writing the little blurbs).
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Is turkey more yin or more yang? Same question for ham.
I googled and got this:>Yin is cold and wet, yang is hot and dry.
I feel like ham is cold and wet, turkey is hot and dry>>1782091
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Whats your nlog power level? I like women's sumo wrestling
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Everything is just better at night. Don't have to wake up early so I can stay up till whenever. Online window shopping, stupid movies, night drives, life is just better at night.
You wish nona but I already pooped it out and now it's slimmed down. Oops!>>1782448
Thanks for having my back cutie
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there's so much to unpack here
everyday is international male worship day, pointless.>>1782025
Males masturbating to torture was once "no shave November" Iirc where men would grow beards to help raise money for prostate cancer. >>1781695
"The porn industry" didn't do shit but monetize the torture and rape of children and women. The porn industry didn't change male biology, delusion. Also the entire internet sans a few outliers like Tumblr that have less than 10% male userbase are "gate ways into right wing extremism".
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This person has been crying and lying in meta for days about the discussion of whether or not Anya Taylor Joy is attractive, as if everyone can’t scroll up and see exactly what was said. I saw the conversation while it was happening and while it was an annoying discussion, no one said anything like this.
Why do anons care so much if other anons say if women are attractive? I've seen an anon curse out multiple people because anons agreed emrata was pretty kek. I'm convinced its women who are in abusive
relationships and they target celebrities their man thinks are hot
iirc she used his hair for the paintbrush. but it's also not weird, a lot of victorian (I think?) dolls would be given to little girls made with their own hair.
if anything it's more odd to use synthetic fibres. you do you nona. it's free hair you grew yourself and could give it more meaning unless you do the voodoo so
ayrt, in that vidrel, she uses it for the paintbrush, but she says that she used his hair before for his doll(as in, a doll made to represent him). so, it's possible ig.
only problem that >>1782092
nona could face is if the amount of hair she cuts ends up shorter than intended, but that's if she's plugging it and not making wefts out of it.
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why do i always get stressed when i engage in longer online discussions
why do i have to be so retarded
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lolcow awards???? Everyone nominate me for best poster please
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I was trying to hide my dirty ass hair with a headwrap and got a compliment from my psych lol
>>1783116>whenever I'm chopping off a sizable lock, there's this urge to keep it for some reason
i feel you, when i was a teen, i really wanted bangs, so i obviously cut them myself, but it would obviously be a long length of hair that i wasn't used to seeing cut off, so i couldn't throw the chunk away/part with it, so i'd put a clip on the chunks and keep them in this accordion folder my parents bought me to keep my art in, and didn't think about it again until i had to organize and keep my college assignments that i opened up the folder again and found my locks of hair. have i thrown them away? nope. still there in that accordion folder, idk, compared to my hair now, the hair i had when i was a teen was really pretty and silky and dark, so it just feels like a waste to throw away such nice hair.
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What the fuck.
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This reminds me of the fact that the "founding father and mother" of Pakistan were brother and sister. This isn't from some ancient tale, this happened in the 40s. Our founding father had a failed relationship with every woman in his life except his sister, who always stood by his side. His sister never married and supported her brother in everything. In school when I was growing up, during the tail end of the dictatorship, we referred to them as the "father and mother of our nation". However, that has now since disappeared
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tfw you have been going to the gym regularly lately and watch what you eat without seeing any change in the mirror nor feeling any different but the first thing your friend tells you when you meet up is "yooo is it just me or is your waist looking more snatched since last time??"
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I feel so cringe I might convulse
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I put you inside this bottle to contain your cringe, calm down or I'll shake it
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I actually do this
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Fushigi balls used to seem so cool but looking at it now, this literally looks like someone playing with a regular ass ball
M E M O R Y U N L O C K E D
completely forgot about these things
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what a revelation.
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He looks like he'd enjoy being a court jester/rennaisance thespian in a past life. He looks like he'd go "Oeoooo" in a flamboyant accent if he saw a good deal at whole foods.
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I have a final med school exam 2 days before Christmas. Festively dying.
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i feel like there's a curse at my college, that if your batchmates, your college mates like it, your teachers will probably not approve or like. it's happened to me, i've seen it happen to others, i've even ended up doing this to someone else, i genuinely liked her design and was hyping her up and then comes back to say it wasn't approved, from then on i just say "it's good","it's nice", and else, to avoid screwing over someone else.
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Let's go hot mosquito lady is into me. I know picrel is a bee
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CUZ THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER
They aren't that great lol but I'll post once it's dry >>1783358
I'm sure my cat will also try to eat them like she did the Styrofoam I was crafting with
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McDonald's (Fuck yeah!)
Walmart (Fuck yeah!)
The Gap (Fuck yeah!)
Baseball (Fuck yeah!)
NFL (Fuck yeah!)
Rock and roll (Fuck yeah!)
The Internet (Fuck yeah!)
Slavery (Fuck yeah!)
I laughed so hard the first time I heard this whole song.>BED BATH AND BEYOND!
and you just hear one "fuck yeah" in the distance.>BOOKSsilence
I get you, I even go one step further and do it if they have a bf/husband.
The older I get, the more marriage/pregnancy/kids pisses me off or downright "triggers
" me and so at least online I want to stay away from those type of women who center their life around being a wife/mom.
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He would never say this
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SO LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY CUNT
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And what if I find hasan piker attractive when he doesnt speak? What will you do? Be mad? Shame me? I don't care.
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I am an attacked minority for loving hairy dark eyed men with hog bodies
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Tag where you're sitting, I'm at table 9 cause I'll go anywhere Brigitte goes. Pauline too but I'm not turning my back on her. 4 would also be a good pick
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I'm not a David Duchovny fan but he was absolutely attractive when he was young.
i like titanic era dicaprio, young miguel bose and river phoenix(i am glad he died being attractive).>these discussions are always silly cause no one ever posts what an actual hot man is supposed to look like or the rare time an example is posted no one can agree on it kek
i do agree with this. It's why i never call any moid hot, i just say ''i like x and y''. But it's objectively true most women have terrible taste(i probably have terrible taste to women who like post wall men) that's why liking some ugly celebrity doesnt make you special, you are more likely to find women lusting after 3/10 youtubers than actual models kek.
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I'm in so deep he's all I think about
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To this DAYY it pisses me off that they made his coochie like that
Kek was gonna reply to her about how her taste is shit but didn't feel like being asked about who I
find hot and having to list them. Because I prefer fictional men and I only find a small number of male celebrities hot and I forgot all their names. It would've been awkward.
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SILENCE. All of you are possessors of autism and poor taste in men. Resume shitposting immediately
edgy responses to vent posts, any kind of infight that happens from benign topics. one random example off the top of my head is when some anon got pissy at some other anon for eating ricecakes for several posts and started accusing her of an ed for some reason? with the vent threads there's too many to even list, but usually making assumptions and creating whole fanfics out of a post, some instances of attacking anons who were victims
of assault for not making the correct decisions, etc
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Loud ass drones. Perish, propaganda.
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genuine second hand embarassment: the post >>1714657
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I googled who the fuck River Phoenix was and I was thinking he reminded me of someone, I just realised who it was, I won't say who, but I do not think rhe anon who mentioned him would like the comparison. But it's an apt comparison.
I didn't cry or get upset about you posting how much you hated me. Though the girl who took secret pictures of men's was the only other interesting person in that thread.>>1783673
Lol. Girl, I'm on an image board, I have terrible news for you if you think I'm unaware of how others view me.>>1783679
No, I actually followed a raccoon that day during my walk in the forest. They're definitely mixing up the story/anons involved though, because at no point did I get mad or even upset. Several people did defend me, so maybe they thought it was all me replying.
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i miss maximalist houses i need 70s wall paper and pastel pink bathrooms
don’t answer that nonnie
it’s a trick question
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I dunno, this maybe?
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its comfy. are you the type of people that turn cozy houses into 70s science fiction torture chambers?
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UUUgghhhh I hate when I wake up and anons are fighting. I'm too foggy brained to keep up with this right now.
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I didn’t know calling men ugly was considered fighting now. What is happening…
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Thread's gone to shit. Great job girls