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No. 1811531
I have this terrible cough this time of the year and it happens every year since 4 or 5 years ago, I guess it's the weird weather. So when I cough sometimes it's so strong I have to keep my head up or I vomit. Keeping the head up doesn't always stops the vomit from coming up so today I just got that disgusting thing coming up but I didn't want to vomit so I forced it back down but the taste and the burning made it come back again when I had a coughing fit but I didn't want to go to the bathroom cus it was too far nor I wanted to clean the floor cus I am lazy like that so I just swallowed the entire thing and I could feel mucus or whatever, it felt like mucus also the taste of the sardine I ate earlier and the acid really hurt my throat but the floor was saved and this is what matters.
>>1811499Kekk I did this once too
>>1811487Nonna I am like you sometimes and I think you should put your teeth as priority because it can seriously damage your health. You won't die from dirty clothes unless you're swimming in filth (and I'm assuming you're not). If not showering that long, change your bed sheets so you won't also be sleeping in dirt, that's what I do when I'm really bad. Sheets and teeth. Telling you this as someone who also stays a long time with the same underwear and from days to weeks without showering when it gets very bad.
No. 1811546
>>1811487I can relate. More than anything it's the laundry that gets me. Sure I have some clean underwear, but then I exhaust it all and then suddenly I'm forced to shower and go outdoors for something and I realise the only underwear that's still clean is stuff that barely fits or is threadbare. So I have a sort of mental block against wearing clean clothes. It's just the frustration of the whole process - first I have to gather up all my dirty clothes and sort them by colour. I own a lot of black and dark blue or navy coloured clothing and not many whites so depending on how much dirty clothes of each colour there are I need to decide how dark a blue piece of clothing needs to be before it goes with the darks, otherwise I risk not having enough dirty coloured clothes left over to justify a colours wash, and if I somehow have the energy to do a clothes wash that day but decide not to because I haven't dirtied enough clothing of that category yet then it could be 2 months before I put on a wash again.
Then I need to make sure we have enough vinegar because my clothes get really crusty if I don't use vinegar in the fabric softener part of the washing machine, and I need to gauge how much my family have been using the machine because the amount of vinegar I can use before the clothes come out smelling like vinegar seemingly depends on how much detergent buildup there is somewhere inside the machine, sometimes I can put barely any vinegar and my clothes stink, and sometimes I can fill the fabric softener container up to the limit and still not smell bad because there was just that much detergent inside the machine for it to neutralise.
Then I get stressed thinking about how clothes deteriorate from temps above 30C but how they say you need to use a higher temperature to kill germs and what if my clothes are like permanently gross through multiple washes because I keep washing at 30C but then I do it anyway because I don't want my favourite clothes to go bad.
Then I have to come back in an hour when the wash is done and be ready to put the clothes out on the clothesline (my least favourite part) AND it's winter so they need to go out a while before sunset at like 4pm or they won't dry. If I forget my clothes in the machine overnight they'll go stinky and I also don't want them on the clothesline overnight. So I need to have them hung out a couple hours before sunset which means I need to wake up before 1pm and get my clothes in the machine promptly, but these days I wake up around 2pm and it feels like the day is already over by then.
Even if I do hang them out I get to suffer through finding enough clothes pegs that aren't broken or gross/dirty/spiderwebby for each piece of clothing (I have a set amount of pegs I need per clothing item such as 2 large and 2 small pegs for a pair of pants for redundancy because I HATE when the wind wiggles them out of the pegs and they touch the ground cause I can't stop feeling they're just muddy now and need to re-wash them) which takes too long and I hate it but I have to do it.
If my clothes are still damp they go in the dryer but my family always ranted about when my older brother would go straight to the dryer instead of leaving them out on the line so I feel I shouldn't use it unless I really need to and plus I don't want it to damage my favourite clothes.
And then after all that, I need to take them in (not that bad, I hate hanging them out far more) and put them away in my wardrobe/closet but there are even times where my family does the entire process after me putting them in the washing yet the bag of dry clothes sit on the floor of my room for weeks without me putting them away. Part of that is the stress of trying to shove clothes into drawers which are full, like I have too many t-shirts to physically close the drawer without squishing them down because I can't bear to throw away clothes I wore when I was 12 for some reason.
Oh and since it's a TMI thread um I reuse glasses for drinking across several days without replacing/washing them. As long as there's still liquid at the bottom of the glass and the last thing I drank hasn't "dried into" it then it feels still "current", like refilling something you're still drinking.
No. 1811557
>>1811554Yes. Second tip is if you get bloody noses often, carry a styptic pencil (which men use on nicks from shaving) in your bag. Wet it and stick it up your nose and it will instantly stop.
Third tip is if you are autistic and hate loosing the occasional pube in the shower and then having to chase it down the drain with poorly aimed water spouting off your hand, stay on the toilet after you pee and comb your fingers through your bush repeatedly until pubic hairs stop falling. Alternate solution is to not be an autist.
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>>1811632Ahhh im a medfag and we learnt about this in my internship, if you have to do this to poop regularly it's because you might have rectocele which is something like 1/2 women have.
No. 1811874
>>1811697I'm sorry. I'm new here, and I saw posts complaining about new users who don't format posts properly. I figured they were talking about "reddit spacing" which everyone on 4chan complains about, so I made an effort not to.
>>1811775I actually love the feeling of chewing plastic but I never do it because I'm too paranoid about ingesting it. Have you looked into whether it could be pica?
No. 1811879
>>1811874reddit spacing is
like this with the extra space since they need to press enter twice for it to post with 1 gap, at least thats what I think theyre talking about since I dont use reddit
No. 1811925
>>1811775I don't do it an obsessive amount (just once in a while as a treat) but I like chewing on water bottle caps too, something about the shape and texture is really satisfying
>>1811778not in the shower but sometimes I randomly eject a large glob and I'll just eat it because i don't feel like cleaning it up and because i honestly kinda like the taste. When I feel healthy and good it tastes nice, when I haven't been doing so good the taste is off and thus a warning sign
>>1811784If you don't HAVE to do this and you just want to do it once in a while, will that make you develop the problem
No. 1811935
>>1811931Moids will jerk off to anything. Don't you think they already lurk /g/?
While I agree that these disgusting fetishist should be publicly executed, we shouldn't also limit ourselves.
No. 1812242
Drank way too much and got way too high over the last two days. I've got severe diarrhea and had to wear an adult diaper into work like some weirdo pedo. It's not the first time. Hate this.
>>1812221Stop eating so much fruit. Veggies are the ones that have fibre. Fruit, especially oranges, always set me off.
No. 1812780
>>1812775Me too, I always thought I was weird for it. I don't like kids anyway but if I needed another reason not to give birth… well..
And I definitely have the rectocele thing, I have to press on the outside to shit almost every time. I had no idea that was a common thing, I thought I was fucked up kek
No. 1813319
>>1811487nona i can relate. my confession is i shower once a week and don't change my underwear in that period but i'm also really depressed. at my worst i probably kept myself filthy like that for like a month if not more and would have kept going. the fact that i can't wash my hair more than once per week or it starts breaking and getting even more dry. makes me feel like taking off my clothes to douse myself in water even less if i'm not washing my mop, which i let mat the fuck up from shower to shower. i'm probably the nastiest non-homeless person i know and i feel like shit because there are people in worse situations than me that still find it in themselves to take care of their body but i just can't be bothered when i don't see a reason why i should. needless to say i'm jobless so i'm not bothering anyone with my stank kek and i shower the night before the first day of my uni week, and i only have three days so no one gets to see me at peak filth. i brush my teeth about twice a day though i know it feels so taxing and exhausting especially when you get
told to do it but dental hygiene is seriously no joke, you don't want to suffer the consequences of something going wrong there because things like gum disease and recession and tooth decay are often permanent and will make taking care of yourself way harder than they are now.
No. 1813851
I love the feeling you get when you poop a long, thick and just soft enough stool. So proud of my intestines.
>>1813460wtf, I enough clear slime discharge to play with
No. 1815055
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Hi nonas! I hope this is okay to post. I am trying to transition from using tampons to using pads, but I am having trouble adjusting to the feeling of sitting in a puddle of my blood in my pad. I never had women in my life growing up and just started using tampons as a teen so I have no idea how often you are supposed to be changing your pad? Picture attached is how my pad looked when it started to feel uncomfortable to me - but it was only on 30 minutes? Would you change your pad if it had that much blood or is that normal and I just need to get used to the feeling? I also have really chubby outer lips so the blood just keeps building up and squirting out of the top of my lips like near the clit area. 27 pack of pads was $10 so i can’t keep changing them like everyone 30 mins? How often do you change them? Please help!
No. 1815061
>>1815055Is this a shitpost
Why did you buy a diaper sized pad that things for overnight use not 30 min out and about
Change them as you're comfortable I usually change mine maybe once every couple hours if I'm out so it doesn't smell if it's at home I usually just ignore it until the situation is dire
No. 1815066
>>1815055The fuck is that, a diaper?
It has so little blood in it for a giant ass pad. I change them as often as I have to (when they're full of blood), you have to be fucking rich to change them every 30 mins, no one does that. The hell
No. 1815069
>>1815055Hi, pads don't normally give you
toxic shock so you can be a little more lenient with changing times. The package says every 4 hours or so but I have a very chill flow so I keep it on for 6 hours or so. This is bad but it doesn't cause any problems for me
No. 1815075
>>1815061>>1815066i had no idea how much blood was going to come out and i bleed heavily during my periods.
>>1815065I get severe heavy periods and am afraid of toxins in tampons
No. 1815083
>>1815075Both pads and tampons contain small amounts of
toxic materials. If you're talking about
Toxic Shock Syndrome, just get the super flow tampons and change them more often. Keep some in your bag if you go out. There's no need to force yourself to transition to horribly uncomfortable bulky pads. TSS is also very rare so as long as you change your tampons as needed you'll be fine.
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>>1815026oh thats normal, you just have one side of your inner labia that isnt fully developed. its called labial hypoplasia. does it look like picrel except one side if the inner labia isnt there?
No. 1815330
>>1815312It is dry sometimes very dry. I have dry skin.
Also idk if it is worms, its not that chronic of a problem and I have never seen a worm.
I also itched my eyeball bc I was asleep lol.
No. 1815423
>>1815330I also have issues with my intimate parts itching because of dry skin/psoriasis. I never had pink eye because of it though, but I also don't scratch my skin directly (and I wash my ass every time I poop) and I really scratch my labias more than my asshole.
>>1815306I agree that it feels godly. So much in fact that I have to do it while sitting on the toilet because it'll make me pee.
No. 1816011
>>1815967Like your hair went into your feet? I've never had that happen, sounds like you have soft feet nona
>>1815719I found out I had carpet beetles at my grandmas when I was staying there and my dad told me to ignore them but they're soo gross omg I couldn't sleep for days
No. 1816068
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>>1815155no, it looks nothing like that tbh. here, i drew a diagram kek. I literally just have one extra labia minora
No. 1816310
>>1816297Did it not hurt?
I've got one at the moment but I'm too scared to pick it out.
No. 1816357
>>1816301Alas I don't have it anymore or I'd share. It was round and thin like a small coin, felt so good getting that fucker out of my foot kek.
>>1816306>>1816310Actually no, it didn't hurt at all except for just a little bit when I would dig it with the nippers. Digging into the wart was strangely painless, and I could immediately tell when I was missing it because it would hurt. There was also a lot of blood because warts have their own blood supply. From the outside the wart was just a small dot almost like a dead skin bubble but it was surprisingly deep and huge.
No. 1816476
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Oh boy, this is the thread for me. I'm so fucking disgusting in the privacy of my own home. I'm probably too TMI even for a TMI thread.
>I pick my nose, pick my ears, pick my skin etc and eat all of it. The only bodily secretions I won't eat are piss and shit>I don't change my underwear every day, only when I shower>I only shower 2/3 times a week, when my hair gets greasy enough to bother me>I'll use dry shampoo to try and salvage my hair and a lot of deodorant if I need to leave the house and haven't had a shower>I only brush my teeth at night because trying to brush them in the morning makes me gag>I like to pluck my pubic hairs, like >>1816030 but only the pubic area>when my period starts and I'm having really bad cramps, it means I need to take a fat shit. The cramps go away after that, like magic>also when I'm on my period, I don't change my pad as often as I should>I'll use my phone while shitting>I belch and fart without shame, even impressing myself at times>I enjoy my own smells. My unwashed need a shower smell, sweaty smell, pussy smell, period smell, everything. This kinda extends into a smell fetishAnd more that isn't coming to mind right now, but I should probably stop.
No. 1816584
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>>1816525When I was in school I used to eat erasers. I got caught doing that in a lesson once omg they bullied me so hard.
No. 1816607
>>1816476I think you're me.
I'm very happy to know there's some other disgusting women exactly like me out there.
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>>1817980Thanks for reminding me that an old gf used to just dig blood clots out of her cooter and draw hearts on me.
No. 1819163
>>1819153I feel you.
My husband has a super dry scalp, I bought a nit comb and I've been using it to scratch the skin free then combing it out. I wipe the flakes on his black shirt (he lays with his head in my lap) so when I'm done I can see how much I've pulled out. So good.
No. 1819190
>>1818367get some azo nonna. it won't make the uti go away but it will numb the pain and give you some relief. just be sure to wear dark colored underwear because it makes your urine turn bright orange.
>>1818323if this is a recurring problem you might want to get yourself checked for interstitial cystitis
No. 1819619
>>1819578ngl i dont think ive ever been constipated before so i didnt think of that kek. ill try it.
>>1819609i eat lots of veggies but fruit is expensive as fuck in the winter so i havent been having much of it. i have a bunch of broccoli at home though, maybe ill steam it for dinner tonight
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i got discharge all over my inner thighs, im never going commando again
No. 1823202
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I hate it when this happens but the pic made me laugh
No. 1823352
Well…
>>1823205 …
Ask
>>1823256 for tips on queefing on command. It’s close enough.
No. 1823550
>>1823545if they're bringing you discomfort it's best to get them out, it's not that hard, just gross. I take my phone flashlight in one hands and the rounded end of a paintbrush in the other and just gently push on my tonsil around where I see the stone, it'll pop right out.
>>1823548I can't figure those things out to save my life. I just choke on all the water? you're literally aiming an infinite water stream down your throat, how is that supposed to work? I've tried it multiple times but gave up, i guess I'm too retarded for such advanced technology.
No. 1823557
>>1823555They become visible when they get bad enough to cause discomfort, at least for me. Clearly they're deeper in there all the time, but I only work on getting them out when I can see where they are because otherwise I just wind up making my tonsils bleed with no results. I used to do it every day but it did more damage than good, so now I only take action when they get big enough to come out.
Does your flosser have a button on the wand part? maybe that's my problem, mine just has a dial on the base of it so it's like drinking from a fire hose.
No. 1823762
>>1823352If anyone actually wants to know…get in a hip press type position, shoulders down pussy to the sky. Suck your stomach in, tighten your lower abdomen. Use your kegel skills to sort of pull in(wish I was better at describing)? And there you go.
The weird thing is…the lower a weight I am, the more I’m able to do it. I have no idea why that is. I’ve lurked ana spaces online
i know, I know… and have seen some girls talk about something similar. Anorexia vagina is real I guess. I’m recovered now and a healthy weight but I still enjoy queefing like the good old days every now and then.
No. 1825301
>>1823235You can try using it in cooking. When I was weaning my daughter I made creamed cauliflower with my hind milk. She didn't eat all of it so I left some in the saucepan. Later I went into the kitchen and my husband was sat around the kitchen table with his friends and one of them told me that I was a really good cook because he had been eating leftover breast milk cauliflower without realising what it was.
>>1823541If I feel tonsil stones in my throat, I wash my hands and then I stick my finger on the tonsil and press into it which pushes all the stones out.
No. 1826814
>>1826812If you can fill the toilet up with water (use a bucket or other container to transfer water from the sink) you can either manually
trigger a flush or dilute the pee so it's more disceet
No. 1826876
>>1811499Why not just use saliva?
It is also antibacterial
No. 1828578
>>1828570How? it ensures you can pee right after, which is the advice given for
avoiding UTIs.
No. 1829453
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I have a bc implant and I get frequent spotting as a side effect but it’s so light I just free bleed kek not wasting my money on pads or tampons for the smallest trickle of watered down blood
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>>1829453I love editing bugs to be cute
No. 1833433
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>>1833401When I had this discussion irl I got told it's because people don't see period blood as actual blood, as if one of males favorite sermons isn't "I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week straight and doesn't die"
>>1833416I enjoy aloe vera and basil seed drinks very much
No. 1833454
>>1833446>I’ll get so much out, that […] it looks like someone drooled in my panties.That's completely normal. That's not "so much".
I do the same (over clothes) but that's because I hate accidentally pulling my hairs.
No. 1833461
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>>1833416Only thing a period stops is a sentence, baby.
My bf eats me out on my period as long as it’s in the first 2 days where it’s just bloody idc but when my period is toward the end I’m embarrassed of having brown dried blood. And I don’t feel so hot. No. 1833496
>>1833446I hate when the wetness gets on my clit if I'm using my finger or a vibrator. I'll wipe it off with my undies or something before continuing.
Also when I use my vibrator on my clit I press it on it and then kind of push it upwards towards my mon
No. 1833506
>>1833496It's so crazy how different sexuality is for everyone, because I get annoyed if I don't get any juice on my clit. The slip reduces the feeling but simultaneously makes it feel better
because mentally it's hot to feel the wetness Nta.
No. 1833596
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I used to love popping out my brothers blackheads. They've always been less interested in skincare than me so they always had pimples they left on their faces for the longest time. I used to pop their pimples so often they complained to my mom, and my brother actually tried to pop my mom's pimples, s then my mom made it a rule to only pop your own pimples. Ever since going on tret, I barely have pimples.
No. 1833598
>>1820741only for satisfying shits
>>1823142literally why i never go commando
No. 1833990
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I just pooped and there was blood in it. I'm not particularly worried cause it was roch hard (yeah I'm dehydrated) and I think that's why I'm bleeding. I'm only concerned because blood = wound, so does that mean shit could enter the wound and give me an infection?
Picrel is how I'm feeling right now
No. 1834371
>>1820523i quite like the reusable pads for both breath-ability and smell improvement reasons. dont like insertables and regular pads are apparently chock full of nasty chemicals. i always found them lacking on absorbancy and just generally felt smellier in them. these days even on my period my pussy smells more normal, just average neutral scent.
i have no idea why yours did this, unfortunately! maybe if they're new, throw them in the wash before first use.
No. 1836070
>>1835176So do I
nonnie. The way I masturbate for as long as I remember is by putting my index and middle finger on the labia majora and then kind of moving the fingers up and down which puts pressure on the inside of the clitoris basically. I hope that helps. Clitoris is a pretty large organ on the inside so there's many ways to stimulate it. The worst thing about it being completely obscured is that oral does almost nothing for me, but that's the cards I've been dealt I guess, never thought too much about it.
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>>1836181>I have my ears pierced but never wear earringsSame. I've had mine pierced since a baby and I even got second holes pierced in my ears just to find out I hate how heavy earrings feel. I still like how multiple ear piercings look though.
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alright here we go
>I pick my nose and wipe it on various undersides and corners of furniture in my bedroom. Sometimes I'll brush my hand under my desk and knock off all the dried boogers and sweep them up.
>Sometimes I just smell my own underpants. I don't know why. I kind of like it but also think it's weird. I just like to smell my own scent I guess.
>Nervous habit: grabbing my boobs and also grabbing my labia. Working from home has made this worse because I can be hands-in-my-pants 24/7 with nobody noticing. I don't play with myself I just kinda… hold onto them.
>Maybe not too gross but I rarely use gloves when I clean. I like to keep the house clean but I also have a weird relationship with germs, like I want to be the right amount of germy. I am inclined to believe that this is one of the reasons I rarely get sick
>Sometimes I don't wash my hands after I piss
>If I sweat I like to touch the sweat with my fingers and then smell it
sorry
No. 1837376
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Here are my best retarded toilet tips that I'm far too embarrassed to ever tell anyone irl kek
>use the fucking toilet brush
It's purpose is literally to clean off the poop streaks that won't flush down on its own. This seems obvious but you'd be surprised over how many people do not know this.
>sit as far out on the toilet as possible to make your pee silent
I know a shit ton of women are embarrassed over the sound of their pee, myself included (rightfully so as we've seen countless troon think it's a sexual thing just hear hear women pee). Your peeing only makes a splashing sound if you directly hit the water with the pee-stream, in most toilets you can instead hit the side of the toilet if you just sit as far out as possible as you can. Ever since I started doing it 95% of my peeing is soundless. Some women lean to the side but I find that a lot less reliable and more uncomfortable.
>poop only stinks when it's not under water
The water prevents the stink from spreading. If you're really brave you can roll some toilet paper up and push your stray above-water-poop down under the water and it won't stink up the bathroom. You can do it mid-poop session, just clasp a sheet of paper to your butthole to prevent poop from smearing while you stand up to do it.
>put a few sheets of toilet paper at the bottom to prevent poop splashing
The key is too only use a FEW sheets, and to "glue" them to the sides using a tiny bit of water. More sheets do not help more, and only make you clog the toilet. Spread a single sheet around each sides to prevent poop streaks.
>You can unclog your toilet with your hand in plastic bag
This is kinda gross but your hand stays 100% clean and dry through the whole process. I always keep a few plastic freezer bags in the bathroom in case I clog the toilet. You use the bag as a glove and use your hand to split the poop and paper blocking the way down there. Also before you do it, run your plastic-wrapped hand under the tap just to make sure there's no hole in the bag.
>Two options to fart fully silently
1 is to grab toilet paper and press it tight against your butthole as you fart. It fully just muffles the sound. 2 if you're not in the bathroom, but for example in bed or under a blanket, if you can reach your own butthole without people seeing/noticing it - if you just pull your buttcheeks apart (pulling on one side with one hand is enough) to "open" the butthole more the fart-air will just silently go out without a sound.
Ok i'm done for now, happy shitting nonas kek
No. 1837692
>>1837441No you only get flush per pooping session kek
I'm joking but I've also seen establishments that charge you money to use toilets that only allow one flush per pay
No. 1839577
>>1839492Try eating a low carb diet such as keto, carnivore or paleo.
There's plenty of anecdotal evidence that it can improve symptoms of IBS and other disorders. There's also a few small studies that indicate that does work for some patients.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2693479/>A VLCD provides adequate relief, and improves abdominal pain, stool habits, and quality of life in IBS-D.https://www.dietdoctor.com/low-carb/benefits/ibsIt's worth trying if you've tried everything else and nothing has worked.
No. 1840417
>>1840406If it goes in right, you can’t feel it at all and it’s so much better than sitting in blood all day. If it goes in wrong, (like 5% of the time for me) it’s not painful usually but is pretty uncomfortable. Still worth it to me though. But I’ve been a tampon user since literally day 1 kek. My mom was like
>you put it in? That fast? No problems? Uh… okayAnd I was like what, was it supposed to be difficult? Kekkkk
No. 1840620
>>1840340I've had this happen and it's so satisfying. I love feeling like novice Dr Pimple Popper.
My other TMI is
tho knowing it's bad for my face, I like occasionally squeezing my own blackheads and zits out and watching them ooze. I hate the state of letting a pimple fester on my face. Let that goo out! Let it goo! My pores are so massive, nobody will notice if it leaves a scar! No. 1841074
>>1840594I like wipes better than bidets. I’ve only used a bidet once and I swear it made even more a mess and I
accidentally spayed my coochie and I was so scared I got shit particles on it and would get a UTI maybe I didn’t use it right but I love baby wipes or even summers even not dude wipes because assholes have tastebuds and it felt like my booty was sucking on a mint when I used dude wipes
No. 1841080
>>1840694>>1841034If I've came like 6 times back to back, when I pull my undies up and go about my day it will soak my undies.
Rarely have I been so turned on it gets that wet without touching anything though. Maybe once
No. 1842080
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>>1842062I rarely can do more than once because of my meds, you are truly blessed queen
No. 1842659
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my toenails are honestly discolored and thick and fucked up but they don’t cause me much pain and i would rather do amateur surgery every three months than present these fetid dogs to a foot doctor
No. 1842765
>>1842737original foot anon and holy shit, what an apt description of my feet. i keep my nails trimmed and painted black to cover the nasty but the bottom of my foot is like shredded jerky. i delight in using tweezers to pick at the thick calluses on my heel kek
>>1842675i’ll look into this and the antifungals to see if amazon can save me from the inevitable podiatrist visit
No. 1843156
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>>1843127Does your pussy smell like garlic and onions too?
No. 1843230
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I just saw the first uterine lining in my period, and it's surprisingly light in color. My uterus lining is usually a deep dark red, like probably around the color of these pomegranate seeds. Plus my cramps and pain symptoms have been getting worse like within the past year, when typically I have painless periods. Don't know what happened.
No. 1843233
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>>1843230Samefag, my current lining is similar to the color of these pomegranate seeds. See the difference? I always referred to my lining as slugs cause that's what they look like, but when they're light red they don't look like slugs, just weird chunks of thin skin. I want my slugs back!
No. 1843911
It's so annoying how I get constipated whenever I have guests at home, I just can't shit comfortably, and then when I'm alone I have a terrible diarrhea that makes me feel like I'm losing like 3 kilos at once. My belly looks huge, like I'm pregnant, but I don't even eat that much, actually, I eat less than usual whenever I have guests at home because I'm too busy paying attention to them to give a fuck about my own food intake.
Like, on Friday I tried on my swimsuit because I wanted to make sure it was comfortable for me to go to the beach, by Saturday night my stomach looked like a pregnant woman's stomach, at night, on Sunday, I had to go to the bathroom like 6 times in a row.
No. 1843916
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i haven't eaten any beef since giving birth almost 6 months ago because my lochia smelled like ground beef.
No. 1848585
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Men always think they have the strongest sexual frustration but I'd like some scrotes to feel my repressed blue lipped rage. I have these vicious intimate urges. I jack them off to avoid hookups and plethoras of STIs, but I really just wish someone would fuck me. All the time. Everyone says bpdfaggotry leads to promiscuous sex and short lived relationships but I'm the type who turns it inward and instead goes into long periods of voluntarily celibacy after short bursts of promiscuity. I feel so lonely in the depths of the former right now, I haven't had sex since before covid
Could be a man or woman, I just yearn someone puts rest to my frustrations. can someone hot just bang me for several days, in every position, fulfill my every fetish, caress me and nurture me, leave me breathless and blissful, then the burden will be lifted from my shoulders. Oh my god.
No. 1849291
>>1849252Ok so I just learned what that means and I absolutely agree. And don't even argue with me if you've eaten cum, you're the lowest of the low.
While I was 'researching' this phrase online I came across an insane pick-me's post which I can't screenshot (phone too full) but I'll just paste it here so you can rip her a new one.
"Yes. But since I’m a chick, I can only put myself in the receiver’s shoes, so to speak. I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t mind someone using my body to earn their purple wings if I were dead. I don’t know what it’s like to be dead but sure as hell know what it’s like to be menstruating. It ain’t pleasant down there, lemme tell ya.
Don’t get me wrong, I find both to be pretty gross but earning one’s red wings is just…ew."
Raping corpses is more normal than period pussy! Just as I thought women couldn't get even more cucked.
No. 1849293
>>1849291holy shit
nonnie, that chick is too far gone
No. 1851811
>>1849894Just open an AO3 account and let it all out. Omg
nonnie don't take the risk.
No. 1858867
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I just farted and it smelled like polly pocket clothes
No. 1858882
>>1858867Kek I can smell it
>>18567251 month, I was very depressed. You would not believe the state of the underwear, it was so annoying to wash it, I was this close to just throwing it away but I only had 3 that time and one had a huge hole. The one I had to wash was newish.
No. 1859409
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>>1859388My quest to find the elusive ginger Chinese man remains unfulfilled
No. 1859483
>>1859409kek
>>1859410the chinese guy was the best, although he was into feet. he was a unicorn i think, really tall with a nice dick size. the polish guy was super handsome. definitely the best looking. great body too. the taiwanese guy had the smallest dick out of all of them, but he was very gentle and got down on me. one of the vietnamese guys was a porn addict and the other one was just very bad in bed. he had no sense of rythm and i had to put in a lot of effort to enjoy it at least a little.
No. 1859808
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>>1859785This sounds to me like the under eyelid area turning white when you're anemic, I wonder if it's related kek
Spoilered pic because of the eyelids
No. 1859813
>>1859792I think it is, but I've had yeast infections a few times before and I didn't have any other symptoms, the white area wasn't itchy in the slightest. It was like the area that was pink was now white, with no other changes. What I was worried about was this condition called lichen sclerosus since it was one of the only things that came up when I looked it up, but again, it was just white, not patchy/scaly/itchy. It was so weird
>>1859793I honestly have no idea, it very well could've been but the gynecologist did put me at ease. She wasn't concerned in the slightest and just told me that vulvas have a wide range of appearances and colours and it changes during your life due to hormonal fluctuations. I was willing to accept that explanation because there was nothing else wrong down there.
>>1859808It was a pale white colour just like those bottom right pictures! I was confirmed anemic by a blood test like 7+ years ago but since then I've been on hormonal birth control and I don't really have a period anymore besides spotting so I don't know if I could still be anemic
No. 1859822
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I'm pregnant and have spiraled down a rabbit hole of birth videos.
Its so surreal to see what the female body can do.
My husband and I have thought about trying to stretch my vagina in preparation, but 10cm is fucking crazy big when you actually look at it.
Like every woman whos ever given birth I'm sure, I'm also worried about ripping and since the rips tend to be more towards the opening of the vagina surely me stretching myself by heaps would help?
Like doing it once a day leading up to the birth?
Do you think the drs would be like "holy fuck" if they had seen I had just stretched it 10cm before going to the hospital?
Reading this back I sound like a moid, I'm not but I seriously dont know if it would be an odd thing to do and have the dr see?
No. 1859839
>>1859833That’s not how vaginas work,
nonny.
No. 1859841
>>1859839>>1859836>>1859838Basically what I'm meaning is surely stretching it out is better than not right?
In my travels on the internet I've seen what some women have managed to insert into their vaginas, they obviously didnt just do that from nothing and had to work up to it and by regular use has made them able to use those grotesquely large objects in there.
I dont think what I'm saying is stupid, I think its practical
No. 1859949
>>1859930>>1859939Are you purposefully ignoring what I'm meaning?
>>1859940I see, I'll look into it thanks nona
No. 1859964
>>1859963You can literally stretch the perineum, drs tell you to do it before childbirth to prevent ripping. Why is doing it way more than drs say a stupid thing to suggest?
A woman who regularly uses a huge fuck off dildo will be able to fit that dildo in easy the next day compared to a woman who doesn't insert anything at all.
Why is this a stupid thing to suggest when it comes to propping to push a baby out to prevent ripping?
No. 1861476
>>1861423I do the exact same thing nonna but i am an ocd anxiety ridden mess.
Some days i literally can't stop. I look like a crazy person just twisting my lips all over to bite the insides.
No. 1861744
>>1861741I can't orgasm from playing with them alone but it does help. The area of my body from the ribs up is very sensory even compared to the rest of me and always have been. I'm not sure why. It makes wearing bras a fucking bitch though
This is a dumb tangent but a couple years ago I did my full astrology analysis and it mentioned my erogenous zones and got them right kek
No. 1862792
>>1862755>>1862675Do you think everyone secretly eats their boogers and just pretends to think it's gross?
>eat boogers? Pick my nose? I would NEVER!everyone says that but I don't know if I can believe it. I think probably everyone at least picks their boogers. As far as eating it goes I don't know.
I'm starting a poll.
If you see this post you are obligated to respond for the sake of sample size and science. Put an X next to your answer, and always reply to the latest in the string.
>I don't pick my nose:>I pick my nose, but I don't eat the boogers:>I eat my boogers: X No. 1862834
>>1862690You've never tasted your boogers? I thought everyone did it at least once as kids, or while crying and the snot runs down to your mouth.
>>1862792I pick (even though blowing it more efficient) but don't eat them. And yeah everyone definitely picks, idk how you can't if you produce boogers like a normal person.
No. 1863219
>>1862883Wow, that seems almost like self-harm. I love the taste of scabs but i avoid eating them because i don't want to hurt myself more in the process.
>>1863023Don't feel ashamed, nonna, i have done it for my whole life and i don't feel bad. It's a little pleasure that most people just don't understand. If i were to start to feel disgusted at things that come FROM MY BODY i would be disgusted all the time.
>>1862792>I eat my boogers: X (i'm the bloody booger nonna) No. 1864123
>>1864109I don't eat them either and I also kind of have a vendetta against the idea because
my cringe ex did it and he would pressure me into doing it too for some reasonWhen I was a kid I would smear them on the walls and then cover them up with stickers, idk why but I think I genuinely didn't realize you could use a tissue
No. 1864146
>>1860352update: am very sad because i witnessed my mother cleaning his mess. it’s so disgusting and sad. he had his own bathroom but fucked it up so bad with his piss we had to remove the whole toilet and get a new one.
there was also a plant growing from the ground near the toilet genuinely don’t know how someone can be this nasty
No. 1864457
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>>1864253I use an African Net Sponge like picrel. It exfoliates well and helps you get into every little nook and cranny. Use warm, not hot, water if you can and be sure to moisturize immediately after showering.
No. 1864636
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Ate shirataki noodle stir fry for dinner the other day and was shitting so much after that now I have a big ass hemorrhoid from being on the toilet every 10 minutes for like an hour straight help it itches
No. 1864833
>>1864815You should feel very proud of yourself for taking the step of going to the dentist anon. A dental cleaning is a fresh start so try to stay on top of your hygiene now. Try to floss and brush at least once everyday. At first you will bleed a lot, but that's because you're disturbing the colonies of bacteria fucking up your teeth. If it's not too much to do, you can swish some water around your mouth after eating. It should displace the bacteria and help prevent plaque buildup. You can still save your teeth, take it from someone who also had dogshit dental hygiene.
>>1864829Have you seen a doctor anon?
No. 1864875
>>1864815Good job
nonnie, do you mind me asking if your teeth looked 'ill'? Or is their appearence ok? Thats a huge step. You should feel very proud.
No. 1865154
>>1864855You mentioned pregnancy so I'm gonna join this discussion about female orgsms
Yes but it's internal unlike in men when they have a dick outside of their body because they don't give birth which means that as a woman the stimulation or movements you have to make to get these orgasms can be an unpleasant road, sex as a woman is very internal and involves so much mental gymnastics that it's literally not worth it to some and I'm saying it as a former penetration liker who got bored of it,
I see masturbation or sex as a burden I have to go through for these orgasms to get some release. In penetration you can't even move you body that much or the movements take a lot, it's usually the moid who does it and based on my observations, the women who feel fulfilled in this sexual role are also into submission, bdsm, performing femininity or are pickmes because their mentality is aligned with the role. It took me some time to realize why I hate sex even tho I don't have vaginismus or any shit like that and can feel the things described ITT kek It's not a coincidence that all porn or reproduction resolves around the moid ejaculating and female pleasure is more "internal", its not a coincidence that women are obsessed with being desired by men and are the ones who perform femininity. It's so weird,
I guess it's really just something feminine and as a person repulsed with pregnancy, motherhood, many degrading sexual acts I don't really relate to it, especially motherhood is so alien to me (you all mentioned cervix so…). I wanted to brag and if someone feels like me then I don't recommend indulging in sex at all just because you think there's something wrong with it for seeing it as useless. I got obsessed with sex and achieving pleasure as an attempt to seek the feeling of fulfilment through it and it never came
I hate all these talks about the types of female orgasms for a reason, I wish it was discussed differently or that at least sex education existed. If someone likes sex as a woman or not it often depends on their mental gender expression, they can feel pleasure but not like it anyway. Female sexuality (I don't mean orientation) is weird and the way it manifests mentality is weird, like femininity, pickme behaviors, performing femininity and more. Or literally… A pregnancy and motherhood. It leads to it and like you said it's about pregnancy cause woman body revolves around it.It's weird how my opinion on sex changes based on how okay I am with femininity but overeal I don't identify with the idea of having sex as a woman so I'm not attached to it and don't mind criticizing it I feel like it explain why I'm grossed out by men, misogyny, porn and the patriarchy much more than other women and dating men is traumatic to me.I have never been raped but I have a severe phobia of rape too much bigger than anyone I ever met. Of course I fear pregnancy too perhaps it's because it's kinda masochistic? I don't know how to interpret some of these things, I also hate make up or shaving, it's hard to be an abomination of nature mentally. Pregnancy and rape is gore so…##
Or maybe my brain is incapable of not fearing men or I hate submission?
(baiting) No. 1869248
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This is embarrassing but I've been dealing with an itchy asshole for several months now.
I've tried everything I could think of - Preparation H, wet wipes, constant cleaning off in the shower after pooping, sitz baths, petroleum jelly, going underwear free and with looser clothing, even some random Chinese ointment for hemorrhoids I read worked for people.
I visited a doctor who assumed it must be pinworms (without testing me) and prescribed be pinworms medication but it didn't do anything. Did the tape test and that didn't show anything either. Then I thought it must be hemorrhoids but there's no sign of them, not externally at least.
The itching is the worst at night. I have trouble going to sleep and I wake up in the middle of night because of it. My vaginal area has started itching alot too.
This is ruining my life. Any nonas that have dealt with the same and/or can help?
No. 1869314
>>1869276I was also thinking butthole yeast infection.
>>1869248 nona have you already looking into that possibility?
No. 1869381
>>1869248Not sure if this would make it worse, but when you use the toilet fold some tp up and wet it with hot water. Hold it to your asshole.
Its the only thing that gave me relief when I had my awful uti. Helps the itch.
No. 1870399
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>>1869342Ok, I don't know if it will work but I bought some FemiClear to put on. Is this supposed to be safe to use if it ends up not being a fungal infection?
No. 1870475
>>1869248Honestly if it's not pinworms it could just be dry skin. I managed to deal with this issue a few weeks ago after struggling for a month, and the only thing that gave me relief was shaving my ass so I don't pull on the hairs and make it worse coupled with exercising the most brutal self restraint ever. It also helped to be constipated for a couple of days at a time so I didn't poop and gave my ass time to heal by not having to use toilet paper. If I went into my phones trash folder right now I'd probably find tens of asshole pics because I wanted to see if I had pinworms or how inflamed the area looked like kek.
I literally had the same thought process as you did, except for getting the medication. Like other anons said it could also be a yeast infection but to me this sounds more like very dry skin.
No. 1870496
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I am so fucking horny. I’m a virgin but I crave the idea of a big cock inside me, like I can literally feel a phantom dick inside of me bc I crave it so much…… why can’t I just have a hot, cute, beautiful, submissive bf with a massive cock, I’m so exhausted being celibate and masturbating 5 times a day bc I’m so sexually frustrated. I just need a big dick inside of me, my womb craves this shit. Plus I’m getting my period on Friday so I’m insanely horny. What do I have to fucking do to get a cute and beautiful bf with a massive cock. Fuck I’m suicidal. It’s not even like I’m ugly either, I’d say I’m pretty cute
No. 1870516
>>1870475
>exercising the most brutal self restraint ever.I've thought about that too but I don't think I can do it. The urge to itch is just way too strong. Props to you for beating something like that w/o any medication though.
>dry skinI did actually try Vaseline as well. It doesn't seem to be helping either.
>the only thing that gave me relief was shaving my assI am very fucking hairy, including on the asshole, so I considered that as a possibility too. Just shaved it but now I think I'm just itching from the stubble. fml
No. 1871295
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>>1869248Try antifungal creams and if you see skin colored like this it's definitely a treatable fungus
No. 1871320
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>>1869275This happened to me last night. I got a bad nosebleed while on my period, but it reminded me of your post and made me giggle so thank you nonna
No. 1871464
I’ve been having awful diarrhea for 4 days and my butthole is on fire. It gets so bad and I don’t have cream to soothe it with and I’m a burger, so no bidet. When I go to the bathroom, I piss first, and like
>>1811499, if I have discharge, I will use it to wipe my ass. The discharge is cooler than the burn, so it feels very soothing
No. 1871491
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>>1871464Get you some of these
t. crohns firey butthole haver
No. 1871574
>>1871470This is not meant as a jab but what kind of hell diarrhea are you having that needs a full bath afterwards??? I do shower every night of course, but I’ve never had it so messy that I had to take a bath before
>>1871467I can’t get cream bc I’m both broke and have no car to drive to the store and get it. I did take the ice cube advice though and you’re a lifesaver
No. 1871639
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>>1871267No I haven't. I asked my mom to and she did say she sees alot of redness. Also I do vividly recall that a couple of days before this all started, I had gotten some of the worst constipation I think I've ever had. It felt like I was giving birth through my ass, so I wouldn't be surprised if it literally tore me a new one.
>drinking a shit ton of water every dayStill never do this enough, though I know you should for a million different reasons.
>bending over in the shower and letting warm water run directly on my butthole for a few minutes twice a dayYup, usually I would only do this once a day at night but since this itching started I've began to do it religiously, after every single shit. I'm not sure if it made a difference, but I used a removable shower head to help. However, right now I had to start using a bathroom without one and it's a bit more uncomfortable to get the water over my asshole.
>I never saw a doctorChadette. I wouldn't want to see one either since U.S healthcare may cost me an arm and a leg for just one visit but I decided to because I just feel like I've exhausted all choices. At first I thought it is something that would go away on its own but it's just not.
>>1871295Haven't seen it exactly like that but I was told there was redness. Probably from the scratching though.
No. 1873211
Is it weird that I shower with my dog?
I have a very large, thick furred dog. He doesn't need a full bath very often but when he does he absolutely hates them. He splashes water, shakes water and shampoo everywhere, tries to climb out of the tub, runs around, will sit down out of reach of the spray wand attached to the tub. It's just a nightmare. So my solution has been to put him in the shower with me. I have a shower that has a sliding glass door so I just shut him in with me, he can't escape or run around, if he shakes he just shakes onto the shower walls instead of the floor and ceiling and everything else. He can't get out of reach of the shower head, I don't get my clothes soaking wet, I don't have the feeling of a soapy dog hair covered shirt making my skin crawl the whole time. I scrub him down, hose him off, hose myself off, and then we both get out clean and not exhausted from an hour long battle.
Put this in TMI because I've recently come to learn that some people find this disgusting and while I never thought it was weird, the reactions I've gotten lately are making me second guess myself. Is this really that gross?
No. 1873240
>>1873211I'm disgusted ngl
>>1873239Ideally, yes. Dogs roll around in dirt and lick their own asses
No. 1873555
>>1873211It's a bit gross to me yeah. But I'm more concerned about you slipping & falling. If your dog still shakes off while in an enclosed space like that, it seems like it would be really easy for him to knock you off balance. All it takes is a slight trip & you're dead from whacking your head on the faucet.
Be careful nonners.
No. 1874657
>>1874635im home remedy anon and if you don't have money or time to go to a doctor you really can get rid of them with apple cider vinegar and persistence. I had a really big one on my foot years ago, and I was broke and in college full time so I decided to try to cure it myself. this is what I did:
>in the morning after a shower, take a little bit of cotton ball, or rip the tip off a Q-tip, and soak it in apple cider vinegar>apply it over the wart, make sure it's small enough that it isn't covering too much healthy skin>take a large band-aid and apply it over top to hold it in place>if you have to do a lot of walking, you can take some duct tape and apply over that (it doesn't hurt to remove since it's the bottom of your foot and helps it stay firmly in place all day with no evaporation of the vinegar)>go about your day>at first it will burn a little, but nothing intolerable. In a bit the burn will fade>what is happening under the bandage is the vinegar is killing the skin it stays in contact with>when you remove it at the end of the day, you'll see a ring of newly-white (dead) skin around the wart>Take something sharp, a scalpel is probably ideal but I used a (CLEAN!) pair of toenail clippers, and cut away all the dead skin. Go as far down as the dead skin goes. Since it's dead, you can't really feel this.>sanitize the area after this and let it breathe overnight>repeat this process every day, and after repeated applications, you should be essentially tunneling a little hole into your foot. The goal is to get at the root of the wart, which will be visible as a black dot in the center.>eventually you will get further and further down into the wart, until you can finally cut out the root. You know you're almost done when you can no longer see a black dot in the center>after this, for good measure, I did it for a couple more days to make sure it would not come back>At the end, you will have a pretty spooky looking hole in your foot, like someone hole-punched a deep little hole into your foot. The insane thing is, this will heal really fast and be totally invisible at the endThe hole in the bottom of my foot after this process was so weird looking that i was worried it wouldn't heal all the way, but these days when I look at my foot, I couldn't even tell you where the hole was. It healed together like a magic trick.
No. 1878626
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>>1878187>>1878210>>1878404It's what I get for going home with a rando I met at a bar. I have been deliberately avoiding men, I haven't had sex in over a year but the drunk horniness took over, he looked like Angus Cloud. Now I have CLOUDY PEE.
No. 1879119
>>1878111Do an STD test just in case.
>>1874095It’s not that I don’t like them, I actually always smell them the way a wine enthusiast huffs a fresh glass and is like “I’m getting crisp overtones of berries and also a hint of egg” trying to discover what food I ate that caused the scent, I just recognise they’re exceptionally disgusting. If someone else were to smell them they’d probably retch and throw up. Also they’re very pungent. They linger in the room for quite some time if I don’t open a window and light a candle. I eat fairly healthy but I do eat a lot of eggs and I’m a borderline alcoholic, so I think that’s why.
No. 1879177
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I was in the shower after a workout while on my period when I got a really bad cramp that almost had me folding in two. After I was done washing myself I stepped out of the shower, fresh as ever. But just then, as I was grabbing for my towel, a fucking blood clot half the size of my palm just drops out of my cooch, splat, right there on the bathroom floor in a bloody mess but intact. It was gigantic. I just stood there staring at it in confusion, surprise and awe for a moment. I had never seen this happen. It was so big there was no way I was going to just rinse it drown the bathroom drain so I took a paper towel, picked it up and flushed down the toilet. It was so disgusting yet fascinating, like a thin slice of red jello. I had to tell someone but I don't want my friends to stop talking to me so now I'm letting you nonnies know. Now I wish I had taken a picture because this experience is going to haunt me for the rest of my time.
No. 1879530
>>1878111seconding
>>1879119, absolutely get an STD test
No. 1879590
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when i have a bath, about five to fifteen minutes afterwards, a flood of water will leave my vagina. i heard it's called afterbath. i read on mumsnet that it only happened to other women once they had kids, but i've never had a baby so now i'm paranoid that i just have a baggy pussy.
No. 1880755
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>dad uses washroom
>gets pee everywhere
>doesn’t wash hands
>doesn’t flush
>i hear him in the kitchen touching the bread i planned to eat and the cutlery.
im not eating today. how can someone be so disgusting? it takes 20 fucking seconds to wash your hands AND NOT TOUCH FOOD THAT OTHERS WANT TO EAT WITH YOUR DIRTY HANDS.
No. 1880815
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>>1880809I'm so sorry. Have you thought about poisoning him ?
No. 1881064
>>1881030If I get too into my thoughts my body will start physically trying to enact what I’m thinking about, which is bad when I’m thinking about like running or punching and I’m not in a space designed for it. Now that you know you have this mental power over your body you can learn to control it, I believe in you
nonnie!
No. 1881398
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Spoiler for semi bone-rattling but theres something so deeply satisfying about purging your guts out when you know you’ve eaten something bad. It’s the same satisfaction of taking a huge dump after a few days of constipation. You feel so much lighter and less anxious about potentially being sick later. I got dragged out to dinner tonight at a super dirty restaurant, like greasy film on the tables dirty. I had the pork (terrible mistake) and I’d been drinking for the first time in weeks too, and when I lay down to get ready for bed I could just feel my stomach aching and decided to get it over and done with. Your body knows when it wants to get rid of something, sometimes it just takes a little nudge. And now I can go to sleep knowing that there’s nothing left to come up and I won’t vomit all over my bedspread at 2am or break my ankle trying to make it to the bathroom in time.
No. 1881638
>>1880870Issue is, i dont have an issue w poor ppl doing that because i understand people save on the smalesst things.
My parents are rich, we are rich enough to flush the toilet so i dont wake up and see someone elses piss. Also it is not about saving, she doesnt wipe the poop of the toilet when it leaves marks (idk how to say it im not native, the marks in the toilet). One time she didnt flush poop and AT LEAST CLOSE THE LID IT SMELLS DUDE
No. 1881889
I'm depressed so my diet has gone to shit, eating nothing but processed junk and now I can't stop farting, it smells rotten too. I wonder if anyone at work noticed even if I think I'm ok at hiding it, it's that bad. Also gained weight, I don't know how to stop, I have to commute far so it's not helping my lack of will to do better.
I also have the same thing as
>>1814407 >>1815570 which I think makes people extra gassy because it gets either trapped and hurts or comes out the nastier end. I also have intense throat gurgles sometimes because of this condition, if I were a burger I'd get botox
No. 1882340
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why did my dumb ass have to peel at my healing hand eczema i just opened it back up and it burns like an open wound and it's an extremely hard sensation to ignore when it's on your hand
No. 1882615
>>1882577This is all totally subjective but wiping can irritate my skin and I'm prone to UTIs so I'll pat-hold-pat-hold after peeing.
I think the rule of thumb is, its fine to use a mild soap on the outside of the labia but inside it's all pretty much self cleaning. I don't think everyone has to do it but I have an active job with an outie vulva so I like to make sure there's no smegma build up. But I'm not scrubbing or anything kek
And look… as a lesbian… not to be gross but sweat & pee & discharge are all tangy/salty. So it all kind of… blends together. As I type this I am realising I've almost certainly ingested urine traces at some point but I've never noticed it. Healthy vagina just kinda smells like vagina. If you smell your finger and it smells fine it's probably fine.
I do think its a really good idea you find a different obgyne though because it's nice to have a health professional you feel comfortable asking any and all questions to!
No. 1882712
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I’m just curious if this is a universal experience that other women get or if it’s just me. If I think of something really sexy, I get this rush of ache-pleasure that starts at my stomach and quickly travels down through my uterus and then down my inner leg muscles. If this happens when I’m standing or walking, it makes my legs weak and unsteady, so I try hard not to think about sexy things unless I’m sitting down.
The feeling is really unique (achy but somehow nice?) and is second only to an orgasm, even though it’s a totally different feeling.
No. 1882757
>>1882615thank you for your kind words
nonnie! i only clean the outer part, i think that's the maximum you could do for cleaning your vagina, i guess. i have thick thighs so i get sweaty there, especially since its humid here and im always wearing a skirt, as its a uniform, so i have to put thighs together. im less insecure now than i am hours earlier, i really do, i just need assurance thats all. cause this is a part of me, that im wary of like opening up to or felt like i am the only experiencing in all of this and be shameful about it. and yeah, im planning on really going to an obgyne someday, or sooner, i just need a professional to also like assured the clinical parts of my body kek.
No. 1882780
>>1882770Yeah I always suspected my leg involvement was maybe not so normal. But then I started thinking, is this what women mean when they say something makes them “weak in the knees”??? Even though it doesn’t really affect my knees… kek
>>1882765My WHAT. You know, the weird thing is I don’t feel it in my actual clit at all. Even though I’ve heard other women say they get “clit throbs” when they think of something arousing, that has never happened to me.
No. 1882843
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>>1882712>>1882770>>1882791I get clit throbs and butterflies in my stomach but I don't get weak on my knees because I workout.
No. 1883063
>>1882843lmao
>>1882859It’s not really about how close they are it’s about the path of least resistance for the air to escape.
No. 1883258
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my areola gets flakes from dry skin. I've never read how to get rid of them because I like ripping the flakes off. not every day, but if I'm alone and bored. it's like scratching something itchy and ripping them off feels great.
idk if anyone else gets them, like white thingies from dry skin.
No. 1884563
>>1883677you're onto something nona cause i actually
am in a constant state of dehydration. lots of energy drinks little water. I'm working on getting healthier, pilates and drinking more water.
ill report if the flakys dissapear. but I kinda hope they don't. its fun.
>>1883651kek we are indeed opposites. always dry aerolas but never in the actual nipple. bodies are weird.
No. 1885060
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pussy-plucking anon here, I just spent an hour plucking out all my pubic hair again. Didn't feel as good as the last time and I only did it to feel smooth down there. Next time, I will just get a normal wax.
No. 1885236
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I went to the theatre yesterday and had no clue what the show was about. Anyway the very first scene was a skinny moid being knocked out with chloroform, then placed on a bench and tied up with rope and his throat slit. It turned me on so fucking much
No. 1885241
>>1885238only two hairs. Wasn't worth it
>>1885111yeah but i hate the feel of possible ingrowns
No. 1885243
>>1885236What movie?
Anyways I went to pee mid workout and my sweaty ass ripped apart in half (felt like) as my cheeks spread and I sit on the toilet. I feel so gross.
No. 1886827
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>>1886727picrel anon’s big inner labia to the fart
No. 1887153
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This is probably the nastiest habit I ever had, but when I was like 12 and all my friends had gotten their periods but me, every time I used a public restroom I would open the used pad box mounted in the stall and unroll someone’s used pad just to look at it, kek. Idk how I didn’t get AIDS.
No. 1887434
>>1886651I
>>1886651 have been throwing up on and off since 8pm last night and its currently 5pm. What do I do momnnies? I have been having a hard time holding water
No. 1887848
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I’ve used dish soap as body wash and sometimes shampoo.
No. 1888489
>>1888479NTA but what are you talking about, anon is describing smegma (normal) and not some deadly infection she needs to see a doctor about.
>>1888443I have some sort of odd malformation of my clitoral hood and I have the same problem. I actually have to se aside time to clean it out since the structure is abnormal. It’s really a pain in the ass. I also get build up that gets stuck in two tiny holes on either side of my clit, those are the worst ones and I cannot for the life of me get them out without hurting myself. So I always do it on a weekend so I can just lay around afterward.
No. 1888527
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>>1888507Samefag guess I shouldn't have used the word crumbs to describe it kek I painted to wrong picture. Like I said it's not really dry or hard but rather greasy or oily. The smegma between my labia if I don't shower is like a fine layer but if I rub it it turns into these tiny things that kind of look like the stuff from erasers, picrel. Wonder what it's like for the depressed nonnies who don't shower for weeks on end. Those coochies must be funky but I'm so curious
No. 1888607
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>>1888517I think it would be too hard to explain in words, so I'll draw you a picture. I'm not sure if my two issues are related, or separate things. Spoilered for bagina.
>problem #1: due to this odd part of my anatomy and the fact that my actual clit is so small (much smaller than I drew it in the pic, it's not really visually distinguishable), I spent my whole life until I was 22 thinking that my clit was hidden somewhere inside this endless hole. When I finally got out a mirror and poked around until I pinpointed my clit, I was shocked that it was not in the hole and was instead right in front of my face the whole time, just not raised enough to be distinguishable from the surrounding skin of the minora. Anyway, yes this hole collects gunk too, and it's very hard to get out or even see the bottom of.
>problem #2: these will re-fill every other week or so. I try to express the contents but it hurts really bad and I'm not able to get a good angle with both hands since the areas are so miniscule which makes it harder than it already isIf anyone else has one or both of these things, let me know. I think problem #1 is an actual deformity of some kind, but problem #2 may be a normal part of female anatomy that I just have a difficult version of, like
problematic pores or something.
No. 1889190
>>1889144Have a nice poop,
nonnie! Drinking coffee right now too and thinking of you kek I don't understand how people can be out and about having coffee on the go without shitting themselves constantly
No. 1890776
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>>1880815He did it again and I had to wipe up his piss. I am so fucking tired of living in this house.
The entire basement literally smells like rotting piss because of the toilet flooding. I caught him putting a cup back into the cupboard without washing it. I instinctively said “ew” and he yelled at me to shut up. He hoards too and the basement is a mess. Everytime we make an effort to clean it he comes again and hoards more useless broken shit. I want to tell him to get better fucking hygiene but last time he got super pissed and almost physically attacked me. I really do not want to overshare on here but I have nowhere else to rant and I think I’m developing OCD because of the filthiness I feel so fucking insane
>>1880870This may explain why because my parents are from a shit country, but there’s no excuse because my mom is a neat freak and they have been living in a first world country for over 20 years
No. 1892483
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My dog keeps farting and it smells so bad. And he just farted right in my face, too.
No. 1892623
>>1890776Nonnie I'm so sorry. This is horrible and your living situation sounds
abusive but I understand you are not in a position to leave so you could try to get one of those "aiming" stickers that sometimes the bars/pubs put in the toilet bowl cause they know thier shitfaced drunk patreons are going to be messy. It is passive aggressive but maybe?? Or at this point I'm sorry to say but it could be more hygenic for you to just starting pissing in jars than having to clean your father's piss and use that filthy bathroom. Hugs
No. 1893305
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>>1888607UPDATE: I truly never thought I'd figure this out but this morning in the shower everything suddenly became clear (picrel is the revised diagram)
I went to do my weekly routine of trying to push out the little "clogged holes" on either side of my clit (see original diagram) and after 10 minutes of struggling, I decided on a whim to pull on either side of one of the holes instead of squeezing. Well, after a minute of pretty forceful pulling, which seemed to actually be working to push more out, to my UTTER SHOCK the "little hole" ripped/popped OPEN all the way upwards to the mysterious pocket "under my hood" (which I now realize, is actually the true top opening of my hood, not a hole.)
I literally felt it "pop" apart and it stung SO FUCKING BAD. In that moment it finally clicked
>oh… these holes are not holes at all, I have clitoral adhesion and they are gaps in the fusion of my clit to the hood!It was so fucking bizarre to see normal anatomy pop into existence on one side, I couldn't believe it belonged to me. Unfortunately I didn't have time to try to rip open the other side, but it's probably good i just did one for now because for the next few hours I had STABBING pin-like pains in my clit area, like someone was forcing needles into my clit and hood. It's such a tiny little bit of skin, it is astounding how much it hurts. Tomorrow, I'm going to see if I can pop open the other side while no one is home. Please wish me and my clit luck.
No. 1893709
>>1893305This is a true horror story. I'm still not sure if you are the bravest
nonnie alive or a scrote with a fetish. If this is real please please please go to the doctor.
No. 1894580
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>think everyone in the house is asleep
>rip an audible fart
>hear the door across from my room close
No. 1895465
I work in a library as a receptionist, and from 9AM to 2PM, it’s extremely quiet because most of the regulars are at school or work, but we get some people between those hours too. My stomach makes the most god awful noises you’ll ever hear, and it’s very loud. I’ve been to a doctor to check for IBS or Crohns, but since it’s not painful, they haven’t found anything. My stomach is just loud for no reason. Even when I’m full it’s loud. Sometimes, during the quiet hours, my stomach goes absolutely wild and it’s so silent, you can hear it from 10 feet away, where the study desks are. I’m so fucking embarrassed, I don’t think anyone knows it’s me but I know they hear it cause they’ll stop what they’re doing to look up at the sound.
No. 1895503
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>>1895273When my ears get blocked like this, I use ear drops, let them bubble in my ear then I will get a pipette (a long plastic one) and flush my ear with warm water. Once I've flushed a few times, I squeeze the bulb of the pipette then push it down into my ear to where the blockage is. With a VERY GENTLE PULL, I basically suction out the clog of wax with the pipette and so far I have not damaged my ear.
I'm aware it's a big risk but having blocked ears makes me utterly miserable and I've done it enough times now to myself that I know how careful I need to be.
Last time I did it, my ear had been entirely blocked up to the point I couldn't hear. Did my pipette trick and it sucked out a solid almost black rock of wax perfectly shaped like the inner tube of my ear. Disgusting but the relief was blissful.
No. 1896117
>>1893305Any updates nona? I've had the same problem for as long as I can remember and found out what it was last year after looking online. Several times since then, I've slightly lessened the adhesions by pulling at them for a while, but eventually it hurts too much and the skin is so raw so I just give up, and by the time I try to do it again, I'm already back to square one. After reading your post, I'm tempted to just be more ruthless with it in hopes that the same thing will happen to mine, but at the same time I am worried because it also seems like it could be a horrible idea and I'll end up damaging it in some way. It's so frustrating that there's barely any information out there on this stuff, despite the fact that the problem is actually so common, and almost all of the women with it dont realise they have it, or even know that it's a thing, because of the lack of information. I'm happy to see that recently it seems to be getting talked about a lot more, though.
No. 1896509
>>1896117Yeah, it might sound silly but while I was working up the courage to do the other side, it occurred to me that there’s no point putting myself through this since I’m really quite ugly and so no one will ever see my pussy anyway. It can stay how it is, half fixed. If the other side decides to pop open someday then it’s welcome to but there’s no point forcing it in my case.
As for you, I think it’s probably worth it. Just pull gently but firmly and do it on a weekend so you’re not in pain at work or school. My pain went away after 2 days.
No. 1896604
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what the fuck is wrong
>sudden reflux symptoms
>esophageal gurgling
>feels like someone's choking me out
>chest pain
>lung pain
>goopy throat and nose
>gassy as shit burpy farty
>cough cough cough
>pins and needles
>itching
>fatigue
>blurry vision (on and off)
>vagina starts itching
>develops a yeast infection to top it off
literally what did I do to deserve this
No. 1899424
>>1899421NTA but you and your cat are both
pink?
No. 1899430
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>>1899424yeah, I mean like peachy-colored. I'm a pig-fleshed white woman and she's a cat that is this color (picrel). She's not this fancy breed or anything though, she was the runt of a (dead) stray cat's litter and looks like a normal housecat. When you see her next to her orange brother, you can really see how pink she is. Sometimes they will wrestle and a puff of her fur will get left behind on the white carpet, and it looks like truffula tree fluff.
No. 1899483
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I just got a violent flashback I haven't had in years of when I was like 8 and in catholic school so we would have these music performances and this middle aged guy who I can’t remember what instrument he even played would come in and teach us shit and he was like watching me play something on the flute or whatever whilst I was onstage he was in the audience sipping on water like a talent competition and I got really turned on by him judging me like that and it was all I’d think about for like 3 years obviously I didn’t know what it meant at the time but I just randomly remembered about it again kek. And that’s probably why I have a thing for seedy musicians now
No. 1899555
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Freaking the fuck out because for the past couple of days i've noticed occasional bits of red blood in my shit. Googling it of course i find out about colon cancer and i'm extremely anxious about it. My stomach sometimes hurts after i eat for the first time of the day and sometimes im constipated, sometimes it almost seems too soft. I haven't noticed these problems much until recently but can't stop thinking about them. Doesn't help that i've vaped for years and i've been fairly sedentary the past two years and been eating only okay.
Today was visiting home and while talking about a related topic (not about me), my mom mentioned her family has a history of colon cancer. Just about shit a bloody brick….Fuck me i am terrified. I've just turned 25 but so what. I swear to god if i have cancer and need to get chemo or a colostomy bag i will just kill myself before cancer does lmfao. My life is already so fucking fragile and stressful atm i genuinely don't know what I would even do. Currently trying to get a doctors appt bc I don't even have a primary doctor. Just needed to vent because who am I going to tell about this.
No. 1899652
>>1899555Nonnie if it's red blood then it means it's from ripping your bumhole somehow. Like a big shit or pushing too hard can do it lol. If it was blood in your shit it'd colour the shit dark because blood ages to a darker colour remember? So if you're seeing red blood on your toilet paper that just means you should get some Anusol or whatever it's called where you live and give your bumhole some lovin. Don't panic & stop wiping so hard when you shit. Haha. Cute
nonnie.
No. 1899685
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Sorry if this isn't the right thread, didn't know where else to post this. Are these people just masturbating out of habit even though they're not turned on? Or just so retarded that they can't find their clits and move their fingers in a circle?
Also to make this more fitting, sometimes I wait until my bladder is full and then masturbate, as it puts pressure on the internal part of the clit and increases the sensitivity.
>>1899430nta but I've never seen a cat in that colour, that's pretty cool.
No. 1899875
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>take a huge shit
>wipe
>flush
>shit is gone
>"let me just scrub off the skid marks"
>scrub with toilet brush
>"hello I am back" t. toilet paper
>brush is now full of shitty toilet paper that won't come off
>kill myself
No. 1902726
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>>1902644Really. Imagine praising the scrote you married for doing the basic minimum and only for the last few days?! This has to be bait. Right?
No. 1902938
>>1902485lmao honestly i just googled it because i'd never considered that before and apparently copper can't rust because it doesn't have enough iron to do so
i think the hormonal ones are largely made of plastic which skeeves me out a little bit lol
No. 1904769
>>1904759This is one article which bases the claim of its antidepressant properties solely on statistics comparing women who have protected sex vs those who don't
https://theweek.com/articles/472916/semen-natures-antidepressant , and this article goes a bit more into the hormones and compounds present in semen and how they can affect your mood
https://www.medicinenet.com/is_sperm_good_for_depression/article.htm No. 1905010
>>1902481Girl, you're not supposed to keep it in for that long. I remember seeing a nona on here tell a story about her aunt getting copper poisoning from an IUD that had been inside her too long; iirc it almost wasn't diagnosed and made her insane (literally - from the metal poisoning - but she got better when it was removed.) Doctors will tell you that copper toxicity is impossible unless you have a genetic disorder but there's way too many stories about it for it to be fake.
I noticed the period suppressing effect of IUDs wears off faster than the contraceptive effects. My obgyn told me lots of women using it for menstrual suppression change it more frequently. You're probably fine, they do weird things to periods.
No. 1907137
>>1899408i just did it and it feels very nice and smooth, it didnt hurt for me (but i didnt do the dense hair around the clit because it would probably hurt a lot) and it actually feels very fresh and tingly when pulled and i kinda wanna do it again but the hair is probably gonna take a while to grow. i recommend it for everyone who doesnt feel too much pain when their pubes get plucked.
>>1900932i dont mind being naked around professionals, i just get shy having to spread my cheeks like a raw chicken for someone to wax my butthole
No. 1908209
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When I let my armpit hair grow long enough, after I wash them in the shower sometimes i chew it off and spit it out into the drain
No. 1909824
>>1908209i just want to tell you that i saw your post last night, stared at it, typed, deleted, retyped, and deleted a response because I don't know what to say, gave up and went to bed, had a normal day, but still could not get this post out of my head, so I checked back to see if anyone found words, no one did, and now I feel i really have to respond just to close this chapter of my life.
No. 1913366
>>1909437I’m shitting again
>>1911908I come here and post nearly every time I take a shit so I can’t judge
nonny.
No. 1916203
>>1915232>>1915257I know I could have gotten some serious damage up my ass. Dont know how I managed to sleep, I was probably very tired.
>>1915241Sorry didnt mean to write it like that. It was very disgusting and stupid and I strongly recommend to not do that.
No. 1922450
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well I normally have a policy against being gross and I feel shame posting this, but…I just went to the bathroom and the poop had to be two inches thick…it wasn't good nonnies, it wasn't good. if god was real then this shit is god trying to smite me for all my sins.
I'm bleeding right now and not feeling great. sigh.