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No. 1915879

dumbasses 4 life

previous thread: >>>/ot/1859933

No. 1915887

If you abandoned the old thread you can't post here I'll arrest you

No. 1915890

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No. 1915891

hello sweet dumbass shit ♥ ♥ I miss you!!!!!

No. 1915894

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>>1915890
Hands up punk

No. 1915895

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Some moid shared this in a server I'm in. I fucking hate men just say you want to date a child.

No. 1915906

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>>1915894
You’ll never take me alive, copper

No. 1915911

>>1915895
"Autistic girlfriend"for these retards means hot teenager with a mind of a 3 year old who wuvs you vewy much.

barf

No. 1915921

I might have gotten banned from a Telegram group for telling a coomer moid that I was gonna cut his balls and make him eat them oops

No. 1915976

Bulma and ChiChi have been freed from their creator, we can now re-claim them

No. 1915979

>>1915921
Damn meanwhile the monkey torture community lasted years

No. 1915990

You all are still alive? Damn

No. 1915994

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Should I cop this?

No. 1916001

>>1915994
No this is heinous

No. 1916005

>>1916001
But I want to be a shein girlboss

No. 1916008

We're ON A ROLL

No. 1916021

>>1916005
She's about to throw her back out by how hard she's sticking her ass out

No. 1916023

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>>1915994
>plus size

No. 1916030

I need to do my workout but I'm stuck online, nonas please inspire me to go become a buff Stacey instead.

No. 1916033

I like how the word girliepop sounds

No. 1916036

I slept the whole morning and I can't sleep now, fuck me. Also I need to get up and pee but it's so cold and my bed is so warm. someone shame me and tell me to get up and pee I don't want a fucking UTI.

No. 1916044

>>1916030
I’m going to the gym right now, come be my workout buddy nonna!

No. 1916046

>>1916044
Hell yeah, swole sisters in spirit!

No. 1916067

How can someone misspell pretentious so many times. like sound it out

No. 1916076


No. 1916089

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kek she's gone back to her actual pronouns but now makes coombait shit female ocs fucking bleak and kekilicious

No. 1916090

>>1916067
2 anons even pointed it out to her bur she didn't listen kek

No. 1916094

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>>1916090
She is the Ass Blasted

No. 1916095

I'm really worried about uni stuff, so ended up having a real long and overly vivid dream about falling in love and dating on of the TA's. We didn't have any extended interactions, and he's only a few years older than me, but now I actually feel I might develop a crush on him just because of this dream.

No. 1916097

>>1916089
The BL to mtf porn to regular coom pipeline is crazy

No. 1916098

>>1916090
>>1916067
Why do you guys vague post about lolcow happenings, I want to laugh at it too

No. 1916099

>>1916098
it's in unpopular opinions

No. 1916102

Hell yeah what's up retards

No. 1916108

>>1916094
Kek.
>>1916099
After you read it grab your honorary pin and tell us whose side you were on.

No. 1916110

>>1916021
please nonnie, clearly she's disabled from the weight of her ass implants and can only walk like a granny with an invisible cane

No. 1916112

>>1916110
Nah those aren't implants. I can see someone throwing their vertebrae into distress to make it seem like they have ass from a mile away

No. 1916113

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No. 1916114

>>1916113
Oh wow you guys took some obvious bait. How embarassing.

No. 1916115

>>1916114
I hope to God and pray that it was bait… it was just so realistic…

No. 1916121

>>1916097
>mtf porn
you mean ftm porn, and it's a great disgrace on my part that i can even correct someone on that.
>BL porn
it's so weird when i see my old screenshots of her stories where she answers her followers questions and her OCs had some characterization or story to them, her blue haired character(christ i can't even remember his name) has just been so neglected in favour of making shitloads of Karo porn. truly scrote porn brainrot.

No. 1916122

>>1916115
Nothing about this was realistic. I'm getting secondhand embarrassment from this entire interaction, you talked this up like it was real only for it to be fake as fuck.

No. 1916124

>>1916122
>Talked it up
Where kek

No. 1916131

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Nonnies of the world
Spice up your life
No more moids just the girls
Spice up your life
Nonacitas of the world
Spice up your life

Ahhhhhhhhhh

Shitpost to the left
If you're having a good time
Sage it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Nonnas to the front
Ha ha go roooooounnnnnnnnd

No. 1916132

Collective iq of some of you makes me surprised you weren't kidnapped as children and sold as bbq pork sandwiches

No. 1916133

>>1916132
You're posting in a thread called dumbass shit and you are surprised we are dumb. What.

No. 1916134

I literally dont care about Toriyama dying can everyone shut the fuck up and stop pretending he wasn’t a pedophile

No. 1916135

Going to the doctor for insomnia I wonder what will happen, honestly idec as long as I can just sleep normally again.
>>1916132
Oink oink
>>1916131
These are the best types of posts, love you nonnie

No. 1916138

>>1916133
Oh this has nothing to do with this thread specifically

No. 1916139

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>>1916131
holy shit!!!! i can be a dumbass again!!!

No. 1916149

>>1916131
Who is the dancing man, I like the art style

No. 1916153

>>1916121
Kek my mistake. And I also remember her old instagram, I didn't care about her ocs that much but her art used to be so pretty and detailed (or maybe it just seemed that way to teen me) now it's these weird blobs. Her colors and compositions are still very nice but it's obvious that her first priority is coom. It's good that she realized that that's what she wants I guess. I feel like a lot of women start out with BL and then find it difficult to draw girls again (I can't exactly tell why), even though that's what they really want so they draw ftms first before switching fully.

No. 1916158

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>>1916149
NTA but he's Paul von Oberstein from Gineiden!!

No. 1916160

>>1916134
I wish it was Oda instead

No. 1916165

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Reminder that if you really want to go out, you should take some really bad people with you. Otherwise you wasted the opportunity of a lifetime.

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>>1916158
ty I have never heard of this before

No. 1916174

>>1916165
dumbass shit just came back and immediately the feds arrive

No. 1916180

Posting in an epic thread

No. 1916182

>>1916174
I'm not the feds I'm just saying what anons seem to forget. If you aren't ready to take a couple dozen sex offenders out with you then you aren't ready to go. Stop thinking about suicide and self immolation and start thinking about how funny it would be to watch a rapist get obliterated.

No. 1916189

>>1916139
I need something like this.

No. 1916290

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It’s so funny when straight women think someone wants to steal their scrote and it’s the most average or ugly man ever

No. 1916298

>>1916290
If this is legit it’s definitely a self esteem issue. It’s like that shitty meme where some women will befriend uglier girls to make themselves look better in comparison but instead they use their bf’s KEK it could just be a bait video for engagement. It’s a common thing on that accursed app.

No. 1916300

>>1916290
Times like this make me wish I had tiktok so I could leave a comment saying I'd rather kill myself than let a man that ugly touch me kek

No. 1916303

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Yesterday night I decided to revisit old Chris Chan sagas through the documentary because I needed background noise for a project I'm working on. The next day - after spending all night working/listening, I frantically started overexplaining old Chris lore to my friend like a hyperfixated, sleep deprived adhd retard that I am. She then laughed and drew me as I act like a genuine unmasked idiot in front of her. It wasn't my greatest moment. Picrel

No. 1916309

>>1916303
A lot of people have made videos about him, which one should I watch?

No. 1916312

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Can't wait to be rich so I can spend all my money on thousands of dollars of gel polish.

No. 1916313

>>1916290
He kind of looks like Jack Black

No. 1916316

Its my 4th time attending classes this seminar and I’m already recognizing faces. This is so weird… i must look like an alien to these people suddenly appearing at the end of semester

No. 1916334

>>1916313
I thought he looked more like an autistic Mr Beast

No. 1916360

>>1916316
being able to recognize people from behind is a strange concept to me somehow, both in college and a school with a uniform, it was weird in school bc what do you mean that despite 100s of other girls having the same uniform and hairstyle and hair colour and skin tone as me you still managed to recognize me? or in college where you're wearing something different everyday and it's do i have some unique style or smtg that makes me recognizable to people?

No. 1916372

ugh

No. 1916374

im going to just keep making dumbass shit threads until they give up and stop trying to autosage. i’m not going to be meek for some autistic imageboard owners kek

No. 1916419

I finally understand why cillian murphy is so ugly to me. He looks like a corpse at an open casket funeral.

No. 1916433

Okay so which thread do I use, this one or the other one with the cat picture OP

No. 1916457

Im addicted to mango juice, its so fucking sweet and posibbly artificial but my body can't get enough of it!!!

No. 1916485

>>1916433
This is the legal dumbass shit thread. The other is a remake to evade autosage. Pick your poison

No. 1916532

new ones are gonna keep getting made until you take this off autosage

No. 1916533

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>>1916485
The other one is locked now

No. 1916552

>>1916533
Dammit, now we will never score!

No. 1916568

>>1916533
Actual image of me posting in this thread

No. 1916611

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No. 1916614

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found in a pickme thread

No. 1916652

chinese propaganda music has more artistic merit than taylor swift's music

No. 1916658

STOP TOUCHING GRASS, THE GRASS TOUCHES BACK

No. 1916662

>>1916658
I am touch starved

No. 1916696

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back again after #1.66 was locked

No. 1916698

>>1916662
that grass has ass, and you're about to eat it

No. 1916700

>>1916334
Mr Beast is already the autistic Mr Beast.

No. 1916758

>>1916698
Mmmm tasty, join me then

No. 1916766

>>1916758
no thanks i'm a vegetarial

No. 1916874

im sad everyone cone back

No. 1916880

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>>1916874
I'M HERE NONNY I'M HERE

No. 1916948

wow, i leave for a few months and come back to best /ot/ thread being on autosage. what is this, racism against dumbasses???

No. 1917138

>>1916948
yes they hate retards

No. 1917224

12 hours and we haven’t even gotten 10 more posts. Fuck yoh mods.

No. 1917237

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How I'll treat him (my husbando)

No. 1917239

>>1917237
based husbandbeater, tag yourself i'm top right

No. 1917254

Good evening I hate men wearing feminine clothing irl since they will troon out but chuckle happily and draw my husbando wearing those boob window tight fitting tops because fictional men good.

No. 1917338

idk why I always thought that Phil Collins was Australian. He's not.

No. 1917359

Learning AI so I can make revenge images of moids who make AI porn images of women

No. 1917622

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agoraphobia will not stop me! I'm getting sushi for lunch today without being escorted!
It will be extra delicious for the effort

No. 1917635

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wait, have the three guys from snapcube trooned out at the same time?

No. 1917697

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she's literally me

No. 1917722

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>>1917622
>Get to sushi place bursting to go to the washroom
>Grab menu and place it on a seat
>In the two minutes I'm in the washroom 3 troons have taken my table and my menu.
Thankfully there's a spot (beside them unfortunately) but one of them is blatantly spilling his shit onto my side
I didn't ask to be tested like this

No. 1917781

>>1917254
I don’t care if they’re not creepy about it or don’t make it their entire personality. When I was in high school (like 15 years ago so pre gender shit) there was a straight guy with a Mohawk who occasionally wore red heels and somehow made it work with his look. I thought that was kinda cool even though high heels are retarded. I’d rather see men cripple themselves in them than women.

No. 1917785

>>1917622
Fuck yeah nonna, I hope your sushi is extra delicious

No. 1917996

>>1917635
I always found those sonic dubs unbearably unfunny and i wanted to die when my old friends wouldnt shut up with the "piss on the moon" shit. Tranny humor is the worst

No. 1918103

im too sad to sleep !! i would rather stare at my phone all night than be alone with my thoughts

No. 1918104

It's 4am and I should've been asleep hours ago but I found some rare nsfw of my husbando and have been brainrotting over it for hours

No. 1918148

>>1917785
Thank you!! It was an absolutely delicious special roll of sweet potato maki topped with a bunch of salmon sashimi and some chili sauce. The place totally filled up for lunch but I was lucky enough to get a spot and enjoy my food and cruise the threads.
I even managed to get tea on the way back! Thankfully the store was entirely staffed by really sweet women so I'm super excited to go back once I'm out of tea again. Maybe I'll work up the courage to study there cause you can get a pot of tea for under 5$ and work all day which sounds lovely

No. 1918783

dating women because they'll appreciate my big labia minora unlike men

No. 1919272

>>1916696
>>1916533
me if using unnecessary commas in typing was a crime

No. 1919515

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whaddup farmers who wanna be my GIRLFRIEND. You will have to support me both financially and emotionally but I will make cute drawings of us. Serious applications only.

No. 1919518

>>1919515
provide drawing samples please, we will need to know your style to make an informed decision

No. 1919520

>>1919518
Oh fuck I didn't think anyone would respond I'm about to go to sleep. Maybe later bb

No. 1919571

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nonnies look! i made a keychain of Tsukasa!!!

No. 1919777

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Why was I recommended this?

No. 1919927

When a moid with a buzzcut thinks he has a chance with me but I'm weetarded and misandrist

No. 1920139

WAKE UPPPPP

No. 1920191

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>>1920139
GRABABRUSHPUTONALITTLEMAKEUP

No. 1920199

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>>1919571
i totally get itabag and consoomer husbandofags now, everytime i look at Tsukasa's cheeky little face i feel better, i don't even feel bad about missing out on college events

No. 1920208

i saw a dream where mods merged some boards and made new ones and also shayna was there and I have never bothered with shayna idek why she is hated here kek(i've been here for years i just never bothered with shayna out of the cows)

No. 1920217

Good evening, I hate men, I hate how they dismiss every piece of evidence and flock towards their male criminal friends, I hate how they bond over their lack of empathy, I wish they were all dead

No. 1920268

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I'm bored as fuck and considering using the friend finder thread but I cannot carry a conversation to save my life, I have nothing to even talk about since all I do is go to work and then wallow in bed, repeat ad infinitum.

No. 1920423

Damn so sillypoo is no longer based. She always drew women as bimbo blow up dolls anyways.

No. 1920446

>>1920423
i didn't quite like them from the moment i saw a board saying smtg like "microblading 30% off for all employees" in a burger joint in their waka laka video, the depiction of the female alien was off too.

No. 1920469

>>1920423
you can only use pink, purple, and magenta in your supposedly terfy or misandrist animations featuring hyperfeminine women enough times before people realize you don't do it to be satirical but bc you really don't know how to portray women any other way.

No. 1920522

this place is so depressing with the fun threads autosaged, this is the lolcow dark age

No. 1920548

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>>1920522
how dare you imply that this dark brooding atmosphere is undesirable, lolcao is a place for serious discussions and keks will not be tolerate any longer

No. 1920733

>>1919571
this is kyoot. how'd you make it?

No. 1920773

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No. 1920781

>>1920733
i had a keychain of Indira Gandhi that i didn't really like, so i just took it apart, it's just an opaque white bit of acrylic sandwiched between transparent bits of acrylic with glue and the metal triangle holding the three pieces together, so when i took it apart it was just a printed photo of Indira Gandhi that i could take out and replace with Tsukasa, i didn't even need fancy paper for it, ordinary printer paper looks good too.

No. 1920979

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I've been starting to think I may have bpd but I'm not hypersexual or very impulsive. I do get really obsessed with people and go hot and cold/mood swings. idk man. My brain is probably just rotten from basically being a neet.

No. 1921068

apparently a bunch of minecraft youtubers (the new ones) are being cancelled over sexual assault allegations and i'm all for it
my heart goes out to victims though

No. 1921129

>>1920522
it makes me sad. why would the employees want to kill fun!

No. 1921327

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I'm a dumbass for sure

No. 1921551

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No. 1921553

I have like 5 boxes of kandi beads what should I make

No. 1921557

>>1921553
earrings and bracelets!

No. 1921558

>>1921553
what the other anon said, go to a park and rip off some kids

No. 1921710

Look to your mothers and aunts for beauty standards, not celebrities. My mom is one of the most beautiful women in my eyes and sometimes I want wrinkles and blemishes and nasolabial folds just to be like her

No. 1921727

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i just know the attractive men you want to fuck thread is bound to die, i just know it will and no one will even remember it to try to necro it

No. 1921734

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i don't know how to cope with the passage of time and aging so i shall be posting my cringe memes straight from my pinterest boards, starting now

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No. 1921752

>>1921734
got my coffee, am ready to receive cringe pinterest memes

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No. 1921772

>>1921768
samefag, nonnies that (rightfully) feel annoyed by zoomers trying to become part of game fandoms without playing them first are wrong in assuming it's a recent phenomenon brought on by live streaming and let's plays, bc the obsession i had with Diabolik Lovers and the black haired blue eyed duo from Touken Ranbu was spurred on by mere pngs.

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>>1921768
too cringe to leave unspoilered

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No. 1921793

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>>1921789
in defiance of troons trying to taken women's day, here is an ancient post "misgendering" Grell Slutcliffe.

No. 1921794

>>1921792
too bad

No. 1921803

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>>1921794
i'm sorry, that came out meaner than intended. i just don't understand any of your memes.

No. 1921816

>>1921734
I really miss this style of stupid but genuine weeb humor. I feel like I am in middle school again. GerIta was the shit

No. 1921822

>>1921803
it's okay nonnie, divided by cringe memes, united by lolcor

No. 1921947

>>1921727
That's because men keep getting uglier.

No. 1921949

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Those memes were cringe as hell

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No. 1922037

>>1921727
I posted there once and all the anons told me the guy I posted was ugly but I thought he was attractive so I just accepted I don’t know what an attractive man looks like and just posted all the men I thought were attractive in the unattractive man thread and no one corrected me so I’m never going back, sorry

No. 1922068

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>>1921947
i know that as well, it's depressing bc you can tell the end times are nearing

No. 1922160

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>think a woman is cute and has cute style
>its a lolcow
i truly belong here

No. 1922709

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Seeing posts like these on a site like this is giving me whiplash, like isn't this entire site sinful? It's at least full of sinful material, do they even use the other threads? (this is from /g/ and we all know what kind of stuff gets posted there) This is verbatim something I'd see my old fundie relatives say and they would not like it here.

No. 1922794

>>1920522
I actually like the attempt to force board culture and eliminate chit chat in cow threads but /ot/ used to be so fun and it’s become a ghost town. I don’t have actual irl friends or social interactions so I used to love coming here to be silly and earnestly respond to other anons. I’ve been here for way too many years so I’ve seen multiple waves of everyone leaving but I feel like this is the slowest and deadest it’s ever been. Sad!

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i'm such a cartoonishly dishonest person, bc why did i spend 30 minutes trying to print or open this password protected pdf file instead of just trying to guess the password through the clue given in this murder mystery

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>>1921793
I shipped him so hard with Madam Red and was so fucking pissed with what happened especially cause she was one of my favourite characters. Now I love to hate the guy and how he annoys all the other guys by being a horny gay man kek
I found a couple of funnies from my old drive from a quick peruse

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No. 1923350

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I heard a tornado siren and I just stood there in the middle of the garden squinting at the sky trying to figure out if the weather looked tornado-y until the siren stopped.

No. 1923357

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>>1923346
>>1923350
post flooding so waiting it out, this has me in stitches and I'm glad you're ok nona!

No. 1923507

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i kinda get why americans are like that tbh if i had alligators in my country i would also develop a superiority complex probably.
>why should i care about foreign countries haha they don't even have any alligators there t. me if i was a yank

No. 1923922

My friend keeps sending me the monsters inc hugging gif when I'm sad and I just die of laughter because all I can think about is Shaynus. If only she knew

No. 1923931

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Who keeps bumping old ass thread across the boards!!

No. 1924711

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No. 1924862

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I really love simplistic messy on purpose art like this but how the fuck do I do it

No. 1924897

>>1921727
There’s no attractive male celebs left. Nepotism has selectively bred them out. All the attractive men are on meth after being passed around by fags and traumatised as children. This means they age like shit. Justin Bueber is a good example. He was abused by Pedo Diddy and now he looks like he gives rimjobs to truck drivers for $4 and hasn’t slept in 80 months. If it weren’t for diddy he would have aged gracefully. Now we all have to sit around and pretend that fucking Tuberculosis Calamity is attractive because he is a fag who doesn’t mind sucking the right dicks. All our beautiful straight men are traumatised. We have Jacob Elordi, he’s aging like shit because he’s probably being bummed as well, we have ATJ and that’s literally it. All the hot men have aged out. We had brad Pitt, old as fuck, Christian bale, old as fuck, so many previously hot men are old as fuck. Our eye candy is in dire straits and things must change. We must demand change and be more homophobic so we can stop the fags from destroying all of our beautiful men.

No. 1925445

Despite disliking trannies (and honestly being ok with gay men as long as they're not being catty towards women) I've been watching FX's Pose and enjoying it. It's made me cry multiple times every episode. Although it is of course preachy with the main character practically harassing men at a gay bar and fighting against a white lady for a salon he didn't even really buy. Plus the show keeps trying to push the one in vidrel as this exotic, irresistible, never-before-seen beauty but it's not working because he's kind of ugly. It is especially obvious when they put him next to real women.

No. 1925527

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>>1925445
Samefag but after watching this I would like to learn more about lesbian culture and communities. It just doesn't seem like they have the same type of communities as gay men.

No. 1925596

Sorry for conversing in mundane thread

No. 1925607

>>1924862
God I wish I knew, whenever I try, it all just looks like the doodles of a schizophrenic toddler.

No. 1925615

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Rate my sims family

No. 1925617

>>1925615
ants/10

No. 1925620

>>1925615
-12 out of 10

No. 1925625

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Finally I have found the dumb of ass thread

No. 1925631

>>1924897
>Tuberculosis Calamity
first of all, kek, second of all, he was so pretty in CMBYN, he looked like he was gonna age promisingly
>Jacob Elordi
he needs sunscreen so bad(as does every moid), only 26 and he's got forehead wrinkles, and he insists on this stupid fucking smirk on his mug, smirks only work in writing esp those shitty "dark romance" books that everyone shills on TT, instead of enemies to lovers it gives annoying male that thinks he's proven you wrong on smtg.

No. 1925638

>>1924897
The decline of Justin Biebers looks makes me sad. I think he purposely avoids looking good to not have to relive the creepy admiration and grooming directed at him when he was younger. The best looking moids were all famous in the 1980s-2010s, zoomer and millennial men aging like shit, the styling in this era is horrendous, i have daddy issues anyway and women in my age range left to pick up the crumbs and witness absolutely pitiful specimens like Barry Pugface

No. 1925643

why did walt have another child if his first one came out retarded

No. 1925647

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Okay I'm going to bed now nonnies goodnight everynona before I go to sleep is there anything anyone wants to tell me

No. 1925648

>>1925615
This is a polycule. Right to left bisexual, trans, trans, lesbian. The dwarf on the bottom is asexual. The cat is neutered

No. 1925649

>>1925647
you're gonna have a good sleep and a good day tomorrow

No. 1925650

>>1925625
Starfiretard be like

No. 1925652

>>1925647
yes. it was me, i loved you

No. 1925655

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>>1925649
Sorry I responded to your post with initial hostility because I misread it because I'm tired
>>1925652
Meet me in the dreamscape tonight and we can dance like old times

No. 1925657

>>1925651
do what you want it's still gonna happen that way

No. 1925658

>>1925657
No sorry I took it back already I realized my error I love you

No. 1925659

>>1925658
you're cute nonna, sleep well okay

No. 1925661

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>>1925655
i'll be there, waiting

No. 1925663

>>1925659
Okay I will you too sending you kisses and hugs mwah

No. 1925664

>>1925615
i like the lolita sim

No. 1925708

>>1925648
No. So, you have the mother and father in the middle. The mother, Sara Hardin, well she's happy with her life as mother and a elementary school teacher who's well known in the town of Lucky Palms but she wants to be and do more for herself with the mastery talent of piano she gained from practicing since she was a child. She wants to break free from the kind neighborly elementary school teacher she's been pigeonholed into. Surely there's more to her skill than providing backing music at talent shows.
You have the father, Dan Hardin, on the side who's a hard-ass with a heart of gold. He doesn't understand his teenaged children all that much, but at least he has his youngest to bond over sports. Dan will never admit it , but he is jealous of his family. They all have something going for him, his wife's a masterful pianist, his daughter's a writer, his son has had more dates that puts him to shame, and his youngest has the potential to become a MVP. Surely, there's time for to make something of himself, right?
The teen daughter, Britany Hardin, has a taste for the finer things in life which her frumpy middle class parents simply do not understand. She wants to leave the dreary and dryness of Lucky Palms and live her dreams of being a talented rich gothic horror romance novelist aristocrat in either Moonlight Falls or Midnight Hollow with her cat Victoria Duchess. A cup of tea in one hand, and the hand of a vampire in the other. So she works hard at the bookstore, saving up to move out… and purchase dresses, and new antique dolls, and rugs for her room. A good writer has to have the best environment after all.
Her younger brother, Dean Hardin, is a piece of shit who breaks hearts as easy as he breathes. He has dreams similar to his sister minus the talent and hard work aspect. Practicing his charisma he wants to be the heartthrob actor of the century, a true ladies man, and would take the word manwhore as a compliment. In the future he will sleep his way to the top Bridgeport's socialite community and become an actor who later dies of a drug overdose in his apartment.
Finally, there's the youngest sister Avery who's existence allows the two parents to breathe a sigh of relief that perhaps they'll have one child who won't be a complete mess in adulthood. Avery has dreams of going pro in soccer, a sports legend if you will. With sports you don't have to think about stupid things like math, or homework, her stupid older brother, or that stupid girl at school who can't seem to leave her mind. Those dreams are faraway so for now she contents herself with her soccer, ballet, or that sweet basket ball hoop her dad bought her last Christmas.

No. 1925878

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never got the attraction to ted bundy but I think i see it now kek taylor herself isn't even my type so this feels unexpected

No. 1926095

Blessed be the local idiot who ran down an Waffle House sign

No. 1926154

There are too many twitter tourists here right now because of that stupid fucking post on twitter and it's making the board so insufferable.

No. 1926159

>>1926154
What post on twitter? I stopped using around the time muskrat limited tweets

No. 1926173

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>>1926159
This one, basically just a bunch of quote replies saying "ITS LOLCOW ITS LOLCOW!!!" like holy fuck shut up. It was posted 2 days ago and already theres an unholy amount of twittertards here shitting up threads

No. 1926208

>>1926173
They just stole that line from Doja cat didn't they

Newfags please read Da Rules before posting thank you

No. 1926221

>>1926208
I thought the same thing. I'm going to have this thread opened in a different tab all day today and post a lot here instead of going onto the board because I cba with newfags today. At least dumbass shit is hidden by autosage. It's like El Dorado.

No. 1926226

The thread pics for many of the Finnish threads are funny as fuck

Also the language sounds funny, no offense finnanons

No. 1926228

>>1926221
The newfags will get bored eventually when they realize how dead this place is and learn that 4ch moids come here and bait… they'll realize it's not worth it for them… I hope.

No. 1926238

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>went on the news thread after seeing it pop up on front page, ended up doomscrolling for 30 minutes
big mistake big mistake big mistake i now hate myself and the men around me

No. 1926252

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They were so cute together

No. 1926260

>>1926228
Do you really think lc is dead? I don't think so I like lc

No. 1926265

>>1926260
It's less active than it used to be, and doesn't feel quite the same. my favorite time in LC history was a little before the pandemic to a little after, probably 2019-early 2023 was my favorite era, I've been a lurker since 17-18 but only started posting in '19

At times I tried to vow myself to stay off the site entirely but that always fails for me so I just scroll a couple hours a day max now and if I fall into doomscroll mode i punish myself and clear my history entirely

No. 1926270

>>1926265
I used to lurk here a lot but only started really browsing and posting after PULL died. Rip my beloved PULL. I still really like LC though I always have the site open on my laptop. It's a lot of fun.

No. 1926274

>>1926270
Were you in the PULL discords or any of the associated gossip discords that spawned from the shutdown of the site? i swear all of them turned out to be absolute shit shows, they went through at least 3-4 iterations before I gave up

No. 1926284

why does unpopular opinions get to gain like 4 million comments within 24 hours but dumbass shit is rattling our tin cup trying to break 300 after like a week

No. 1926287

>>1926274
Kek yes I'm still in the PULL discord just for the hell of it, I never go on it I'm just in it to see how bad any potential fire can be. It's full of gendies and scrotes, and it's mostly for Kpop discussion now.
>>1926284
Cuz newfags can't distinguish between real posts and bait so they shit up the thread with garbage posts. I still love the regular show sperg out from last thread though.

No. 1926294

>>1926287
kek the kpop discussions were the worst, especially the thread dedicated to nitpicking everything blackpink did. I'd join just for shits and giggles but it was genuinely disturbing how much some of the users grasped at straws in their disdain of the girls. kpop is so boring and so passe nowadays but there's no good western gossip discords

>>1926284
Shhh the newfags don't know this thread exists

No. 1926310

my apple vape tastes so good right now

No. 1926325

>>1926310
mine is cherry menthol

No. 1926337

>>1926325
ouu my last vape was black cherry, i loved her

No. 1926347

>>1926337
yeah i have to quit soon though its not good for us but the nicotine makes me feel so alive during my neetdom

No. 1926351

I wish I could vape, vape nonnies, i had bad popcorn lung whenever I tried so I just stuck to stress smoking cigs

No. 1926355

>>1926351
I had to quit cigarettes because they banned my brand in my country AND they banned menthols… and I would never put a full flavour king sized cigarette up to my lips like a barbarian

No. 1926366

>>1926355
>banning menthols
That fucking sucks nona, how evil of them

No. 1926371

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>>1926366
What's worse is their official reasoning for banning 120s was that "women are too stupid to realize that cigarettes are bad for them and because women buy 120s more than men, it is because they are being tricked into doing so by the tobacco companies." I hate this paternalistic evil and corrupt government inshallah they will meet their comeuppance soon when the winds of the revolution blow. Picrel is what I need so badly right now.

No. 1926377

>>1926310
I’m still using a juul like a dork but want to try something else because pods have gotten insanely expensive. I used one of those fat Smok sticks for years but it was such a leaky pain in the ass I think I’d rather stick with disposables. Any disposable vape recommendations? I don’t even know where to buy them (am in Texas but with access to NM). Part of the reason I switched to juul is because some new law a few years ago made it hard to ship e liquid to Texas reeeee

No. 1926393

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I swear Indian is the only race I know where ALL of the men are fugly but the women are pretty at worst. I've literally never seen an attractive Indian man or an ugly Indian woman. It's also the only accent where I feel it's annoying with men but very satisfying to listen to with women.

I'm not race-baiting or being prejudiced either (if I was, it probably wouldn't be in this dead ass thread kek), I've felt this way for so long even before I know anything about Indian men.

No. 1926396

>>1926377
dont do disposables nona they eat up way too much money, most disposables will last for less than a week and cost more than just buying juice thatll last a month or more

No. 1926397

Not raceibaity either but I swear I have this problem with attracting black nerds and I don't know why. They're never cute black nerds either… I also have this problem with attracting fat dudes and hicks with light hair and eyes. None of these are my type especially if they're not attractive. I'm not particularly ugly nor overly pretty and I'm not fat. so I don't really get it. I'm attracted mostly to tall dark haired guys who are white/asian/hispanic so I don't really understand why I attract the opposite of my type

No. 1926402

>>1926397
Also every time I attract a guy who is my type there is something severely wrong with him. It's starting to seem like I can't exist in this world without ending up with someone I find uggo

No. 1926407

im getting fried chicken in 2 hours im soooo excited im gonna get two spicy centre breasts and im gonna get a medium taters and a lot of spicy mayo and its gonna be soooo good im really excited nonas ive been craving fried chicken since last friday when i had fried chicken (same meal) i just love fried chicken fridays its been a tradition for me forever

No. 1926471

>>1926393
don't, just don't, when you single out a group of women to compliment them it makes you look pathetic and dishonest, also, i'm guessing you've been catching up on the news thread, haven't you?

No. 1926522

>>1926471
There's nothing wrong with me complimenting women, anyone who thinks there is just seems insecure. I'm not "singling them out", I'm talking about Indians. But sorry, I forgot on lolcow you cannot say women are pretty. You must only call them fat and say their nasolabial folds are too deep.

No. 1926525

>>1926522
Saying "all woman of [x race] are so attractive!" seems retarded though, and now you're trying to infight about it so it kinda confirms our suspicion that it was racebait

No. 1926529

>>1926525
How is that infighting? Do you think infighting is just disagreeing with someone?

No. 1926532

>>1926529
Kek I'm not gonna infight with you anon just bless up and have a good day

No. 1926556

>>1926532
I wasn't trying to infight in the first place kek. I thought saying that Indian men are not attractive may seem like racebait which is why I clarified, but I didn't realize saying I think Indian women are pretty was going to be offensive. But if you or that other anon thought it was racebait then I'm not really sure why you replied, whatever. Also, it's like people (including jannies) forget that the whole point of racebait is racism. It's not call women of a particular race, while not insulting other women, attractive.

No. 1926558

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I ran out of goldfish crackers picrel

No. 1926574

>away for a while
>this thread has 50 new posts
are we back?

No. 1926579

>>1926377
nona I'm confused do you not have a smoke shop around you? I also live in texas but there's literally a vape shop on every corner and online stores still ship here, it's not hard to get at all kek. Anyways if you're going disposable I recommend elf bar or funky land, but it would be way way cheaper to get a refillable and some cartridges. Smok was always leaky for me too. uwell caliburn and vaporesso xros 3 have worked well though. Also I recommend shopping online, elementvape ships here but you have to pay $7 extra and provide ID when they deliver it. Sucks but still way cheaper than the markup in smoke shops or gas stations. Speaking of, don't trust those offbrand gas station vapes they're always like 30% more expensive than they should be and shady chinese knockoffs

No. 1926595

>>1926574
idk i just decided to keep this thread open on a separate tab today and use it for once since i saw a retarded infight on unpopular opinions

No. 1926605

>>1926574
the rest of the website sucks rn

No. 1926606

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No. 1926610

>>1926605
yep i blame that retarded twitter post i feel like it brought a swarm of actual retarded people on for the past 2 days its been pissing me off

No. 1926677

>>1926393
Agreed

No. 1926686

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I wish I was an isopod… imagine finding a single french fry or strawberry and being like "cool that's breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next week"

No. 1926690

>>1926595
I keep all the threads I follow open in separate tabs, was just surprised to see this one being active again

No. 1926700

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I'd protect her from Evan's psycho fangirl squad and steal her for myself if I could

No. 1926701

>>1926700
Evan Peters?

No. 1926706

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>>1926701
kek no that's Chris Evans girlfriend turned wife who's hated by his squad of fangirls who managed to attachè to one of the most bland white men in Hollywood. His deluded parasocial fandom constantly makeup outlandish lies about her that were shown to be false and claim gross shit like saying she's related to Nazis.

She probably deserves better than him, but I don't blame her for taking the MCU bag. But she has this role in the show Warrior Nun where she's super cute and I actually like her.

No. 1926719

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more proof our lolcor is being over run by actual faggots from twitter who come here to browse and post their retarded moid takes fuck this i wish that person on twitter who made that tweet chokes today fuck

No. 1926768

>>1926719
tbh lolcow has been full of moids long before that tweet but I agree. why can't we have nice things, why do moids love to come to places not meant for them

No. 1926770

>>1926768
Yeah but I've always assumed it was like a 20/80 ratio and at least the ones here didn't go on about it like that retard in the screenshot. I just hate that theres a swarm of newfags right now because of that Tweet.

No. 1926829

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I've been refreshing every board for the past 20 minutes. I don't know what to do anymore.

No. 1926849

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>>1926770
lc and cc are goners at this point I should just quit imageboards entirely like I've tried to 10,001 times in the past cuz we are fucking doomed

No. 1926855

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No. 1926856

>>1926849
I only learned of cc in like 2020 honestly, I was never on 4chan either. cc is always dead though like i check it everyday but there's never any worthwhile threads. at least on lc i have my fun threads on /ot/ with a lot of new posts everyday and then my cows on /w/ and /pt/

No. 1926858

>>1926856
samefag to ask if cc was ever any good? like was it different pre 2020 and did i just miss out on it or was it always kind of slow and boring

No. 1926876

>>1926858
cc is slow as hell and less organized than lc but the jannies aren't so banhappy

>>1926856
4ch fucking sucks in general and women should avoid it, it's a moidhell and pol infects every board. I only lurk the archives and troll there, no point for serious conversation

No. 1926880

>>1926876
its too bad about cc because i really like the layout and everything but its just so slow i never see anything interesting there, even if i post nobody replies besides

No. 1926881

>>1926876
>cc is slow as hell and less organized than lc but the jannies aren't so banhappy
the downside is their jannies delete random, non-rule breaking posts instead

No. 1926893

>>1926881
yeah to be honest i dont like the post deletion aspect, it makes reading threads really hard when 1/4th of all posts are deleted so theres a bunch of replies to nothing

No. 1926948

srethgifni era sdnahmraf

No. 1926998

>>1926948
ozihcs

No. 1927006

>>1926998
>>1926948
.esnes sekam lla ti

No. 1927008

>>1926998
dnahmraf pus

No. 1927010

>>1926948
hbt ti eveileb i

No. 1927059

>>1926719
i bet this moid is from that different(or same) tweet with some retard going "ooh i ust luv learning about niche imageboard culturr!!!" which was just code for "i am going to colonize the fuck out of this ib", the specific words this tard uses tries to look like a lil goody two shoes Nice Guy remind of it. funny that the post that gets him to reveal himself is one complimenting him.

No. 1927088

I think we shouuld post more moid hate to drive them away. its the equivalent of firing a gun to keep the rent low

No. 1927091

>>1927088
true, i'll look thru what i have

No. 1927096

>>1927059
i know it's fucking annoying. the "tee hee idk if im allowed to post here !!" shut the fuck up and cut yourself. i hate this stupid shit. im actually happy dumbass shit is autosaged and 'hidden' right now because its one place where they wont be able to find us.
>>1927088
we need to make a dedicated and coordinated plan for this to work right we should brainstorm

No. 1927119

Sometimes I think about the ending of the neon demon and wonder why

No. 1927152

rockstar games has such good advertising team kek i have never played video games and dont plan on it but ive watched that gta 6 shit like 100 times because it is just entrancing

No. 1927185

>>1926396
Buying juice was certainly more economical than juul. Maybe I should look into a nic salt vape since I like getting a kick in the face without making big smelly clouds.
>>1926579
There’s a smoke shop near I want to go to asap but I’m always hesitant to buy disposables I’m unfamiliar with. I’ve seen so many sold in bulk on websites like aliexpress and I don’t wanna get some weird disease or heavy metal poisoning from them lmao. I used to order all my coils and juice online but when laws HAPPENED a few years ago some places stopped shipping to Texas and I just moved to juul and it was so convenient I never got another vape. I’m old but had to unexpectedly move in with my mother recently so things are a bit complicated unfortunately.

I’ve seen websites that sell elf bars (or whatever they’re called now) and ship to Texas (or at least don’t explicitly exclude Texas) and I’m assuming online is cheaper than b&m so maybe I can have some delivered to my sisters place hmmm

No. 1927218

>>1927119
Wonder why they ate her or wonder why the other girl threw up and killed herself? thats honestly one of my favourite movies I know it’s not perfect and it’s widely unliked but I love creepy slow burn movies that are aesthetically appealing and have very strange scenes for seemingly no reason

No. 1927247

As cliché as it is, this song's been hitting me in the feels lately. Wish I could drink to it but alcohol dehydrates the skin… And my forehead wrinkles have been getting worse lately :'(

No. 1927407

last night i went to a concert and got pretty drunk and kept shouting (to the rhythm of the songs playing) that i love being female, "female power", being a true woman is dope, etc. because i was surrounded by hulking troons and i needed them to feel as uncomfortable as they were making me feel. also interesting how between the women/men's bathrooms, the only one with a "people of any gender expression can enter here" was the women's

No. 1927450

>>1927218
There's multiple theories but my favorite is that theyre vampires or a cannibal coven who ate her to preserve their youth

I've become more of a slow burn movie fan. It's nice to see my attention span stretch out a little

No. 1927483

>>1926719
theres so many fucking racebait on /ot/ right now its been annoying me. lc is NOT 4chan. why do newfags come here to larp being an edgy 14 year old 4chan poltard.

No. 1927491

>>1927483
bait is unironically coming from 70iq poltards who believe in "jewtunnels" and whose idea of compliments is racial slurs, and their stupidity makes me feel marginally less offended by how gross their comments are, but it's still gross

please can they go back

No. 1927498

also I miss when the tinfoil thread had less antivaxers and antisemitism in it, conspiracy theories always have that problem but it's gotten 100x worse with the influx of poltards

No. 1927501

>>1927498
holy shit same. i hate all these anti vax losers in that thread. we get it you think vaccine scary and evil we get it. we don't need 500 posts about the vaccine. covid was 5 years ago lets try and move on. if its still like this in 2029 ill be annoyed

No. 1927508

>>1927501
sure im afraid of needles but I'm already autistic! who cares? it's just a jab so I don't get sick 1000x over

why would the government care about installing some alleged LE 5G CHIP in a vax when theyre constantly monitoring us through our technology already?

No. 1927544

>>1927450
Kek that’s my theory too, that they’re some coven attempting to preserve their youth and beauty, and gain some of the charisma that Jesse had. I love movies like that, especially ones with female antagonists

No. 1927558

>>1927544
I want more female centered movies that focus on the deranged side of womanhood. obsessive, weird, crazy and diabolical female characters please

No. 1927573

>>1927558
Same here, what are some of your favourites so far? I really like May, Raw, Excision, Ingrid Goes West, Like Me, American Mary, Look Away. Like Me is kind of bad and doesn’t make a lot of sense, but I kind of liked the random aimlessness to it

No. 1927695

do you ever wonde r what the sun thinks when it rises every morning?

No. 1927722

>>1927573
Of all of those my fav is probably Ingrid, I haven't seen all of them yet

No. 1927768

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>>1927695
idk probably googoo gaga

No. 1927783

wyhs no one here

No. 1928014

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fuck marry kill go

No. 1928029

>>1926208
>Newfags please read Da Rules
Bold of you to make that statement while redditspacing kek
On that note, I had a horrible thought that newfags who showed up at the start of covid might actually think they're not newfags anymore… Covid really is the summer cow season that never ends

No. 1928069

>>1928014
Kill ginger men

No. 1928078

>>1928014
kill myself

No. 1928112

>>1928029
if someone showed up at the start of covid they've been here 4 years. that seems like a while to me but what's the newfag cutoff point in your opinon?

No. 1928221

>>1928029
I don't remember redditspacing being considered a crazy rule breaker. I've only been banned for it once kek

No. 1928274

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hi high high high high high hi

No. 1928362

to think that this thread wouldve already been more than halfway full had we not been autosaged again for god knows what reason

No. 1928382

the high is almost over time to take meds

No. 1928383

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how do i embrace the cringe

No. 1928591

>>1928112
I personally don't count covid season because the start of it was seriously worse than typical summer cow season. Newfags didn't integrate at all during that time honestly worse than most summers I'd experienced and anyone learning to integrate with their nonsense didn't learn the culture along with those assholes clearly not wanting to integrate but be their own main character and do what they want. The rules just started being ignored and laxxed on plus a huge chunk of the main userbase took a break when the culture of the site got unbearable which honestly made things more shit for a while until admins started cracking the whip a bit more and we're barely back to normal now but it's still shaky. I left for like 8 months at one point personally because it was just absolutely unbearable, tumblr user migrations like during the onision years were never as bad as the migrations we've gotten from other sites like during covid where dipshits keep advertising the site on tiktok and twitter.
Ordinarily someone probably would leave newfagginess behind after like a year of lurking then another year of actually posting but with covid season being as bad as it was, I've been seeing lots of people acting superior to "newfags" while clearly still acting like one themselves. It's just thrown everything out the window.
>>1928221
It's not against the rules iirc, it's just obvious you're not from around here so it can effectively become personality fagging if you're the only one in a thread doing it. It's also extremely obnoxious for most posts, especially those who double space under the quoted post imo

No. 1928845

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the myth, the woman, the dolphin

No. 1929095

The only male streamers that are watchable are the ones with girlfriends. There have to be other indicators that they are somewhat well-adjusted too, I just noticed that the few I watch have at least this in common

No. 1929227

Trying to figure out if there's any st patty day themed movies and coming up blank

No. 1929308

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Idk why people aren't nicer to customer support, retail and fast food people when they have an issue they need to resolve. A lot of the time, if you're nice to them they will be more lenient and you can get your way. If it's fast food, they might hook you up too. In general, most problems don't require anger or frustration. Some kind words and patience work everytime.

No. 1929334

Word on the streets is that Charles died or Kate did, either a death or they're announcing something big from the palace tomorrow or in the next few days

No. 1929387

>>1929334
I hope it's Charles if anyone's dead

No. 1929529

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I saw a nona post this a while back and I thought it was funny, only just recently did I realize that picrel was from fucking Ouran High School Host Club of all places kek (since I was reading the manga). Does anyone know if recent prints still have the abundant usage of "tranny" still in it? I was reading scans from an edition printed in 2015 and I'm curious whether it's still there considering how troon shit has taken off since then.

No. 1929533

File: 1710746676652.jpg (166.65 KB, 640x853, 1000021242.jpg)

I love being in love I love my friends I love when I wake up and get to take a few minutes to just enjoy the comfort of being all cozy and warm in bed I love my frizzy hair because it's mine and I love drinking tea and spiderwebs covered in dew I love crying and laughing and screaming and feeling everything

No. 1929936

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pandacat

No. 1930799

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i once mixed up malding and molting somehow and thought people were just telling others to shed their skin to be mean

No. 1931088

File: 1710851856140.jpg (160.55 KB, 1464x1080, cover3.jpg)

>shit take
>"oh, I wonder what kind of person would say this"
>idol gacha player
every time

No. 1931212

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Segu Ishida has recovered from his man-with-breast-implants brainrot and is back to making cute boys again, i can't find the degen shit he made tho, i wonder if i wasn't the only one unfollowing him for that shit and he noticed he was losing followers and promptly deleted it.

No. 1931217

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>>1931212
nevermind, just found it

No. 1931273

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>>1931088
n-no you don't understand moids in tiny little bikinis, nipples protruding, are peak sexy

No. 1931310

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mfw dst are autosaged and I accidentally went into one from 2 years ago and not this thread

No. 1931542

File: 1710882606557.gif (33.98 KB, 90x130, 1000021394.gif)

SHE'S INTO SUPERSTITION
BLACK CATS AND VOODOO DOLLS

No. 1931549

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>>1931542
I FEEL A PREMONITION
THAT GIRL'S GONNA MAKE ME FALL

No. 1931562

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There's a fucking tapatio man funko? Is nothing sacred??

No. 1931570

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was randomly thinking about that unconventional attractions men go to dennys photoshop for no reason

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No. 1931900

AHQWĚ

No. 1932020

Sleep is for chums and I'm a chum

No. 1932179

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what the fuck is up my dumbass shitters, you are looking very uwu this morning

No. 1932234

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i made Macncheese from scratch all by myself, does this mean i get US citizenship?

No. 1932428

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>>1932179
Owo thank uwu

No. 1932584

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Cheers nonnies! Let's toast to (((insert here)))

No. 1932673

Egg egg egg egg

No. 1933309

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I keep my phone on mute when I'm scrolling in bed, so I sometimes watch videos I come across with no sound on (trying to read lips instead or just guessing what people are saying). I noticed that without the sound, I focus more on how someone's face (or their body) moves when they talk, and I discovered there are some people who have absolutely infuriating "talking faces". It's the same feeling as when you hear someone chew with their mouth open, but instead of hearing the sounds they're making I get annoyed at the way they move, if that makes sense. Some people with annoying talking mannerisms:
>Destiny (I hate how his lower jaw moves to the sides like he's a grazing cow)
>the nonbinary woman who complained about her husband identifying as a straight man (frantic nodding, twitching and jerking, mouth movements annoying af)
>Shayna (loose ass bottom lip always hangs down on one side exposing her lower teeth)
>Heather Sparkles (can't pinpoint it exactly but something about her mouth and eyes bother me)
Luckily I don't get annoyed by anyone's talking face irl because there is so much more stuff to focus on during a face-to-face conversation, but this type of turboautism probably wouldn't go well with being deaf

No. 1934189

Lipstickalley being more antisemitic lately making me very sad

No. 1934269

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I can't sleep, someone tell me a bedtime story

No. 1935787

hi

No. 1935788

wow, not a single post for a full 24 hours

No. 1935939

Is the lesbian pedophile (who stalked me on this website because she thinks I'm a bad person) who pisses in pampers and has rape kinks, wished to be a straight woman and hangs out with male and female "maps" on social media, gonna see it if I post it here? Hello are you still shitting yourself(I'm scared of awakening the demon tho)
Why are other women personally offended by having their masochism or retarded sexual behaviors(in this context a literal real pedophilia and child sexual exploitation) called out(integrate)

No. 1935958

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gave in to the urge and called some ytuber a cocksucker for her video on Zapped, idk if ill be pinned or get deleted but whatever, she needs to know

No. 1936076

File: 1711200785549.jpg (179.9 KB, 600x996, la femme sauvage.jpg)

> The savage woman
From a costume book of 1562.

No. 1936232

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I can't stop crying to the beach boys wouldn't it be nice. It's so simple and sweet and the harmonies are so joyful. Oh to be in love like that and loved in return…

No. 1936249

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>>1936232
"You know it's gonna make it that much better, when we can say goodnight and stay together" like bro what. i simply cannot take it.

No. 1937199

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>>1936232
Why are all the cats on one side of the table and all the other creatures on the other? Is this segregation?

No. 1938052

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>>1937199
is it possibly?

No. 1938054

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Also wtf were these the first results when I was trying to figure out if bunnies were in the Maus universe?

No. 1938058

I ran out of threads to read

No. 1938080

>>1938054
what the fuck

No. 1938444

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No. 1938445

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>>1938058
Then put your energy in shitposting here nonnie, I beg you.

No. 1938653

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I edited this picture of the corn pops man. Good luck, nonnies

No. 1938655

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No. 1939237

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watching a video of me showing something and seeing my hands and realizing i have fat hands syndrome

No. 1939565

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i feel like i need another snack but there's now 3 unfinished snacks on my desk drawer.
fuck.

No. 1939573

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this should be a banner.

No. 1939704

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Im trying to clean my room but I'm listening to Whitney Houston and keep getting distracted by fantasies of tender steamy sex with my husbando. Hope all my farmers are doing good on this fine Tuesday evening. Clink clink.

No. 1939705

>>1939704
listen to jesus music while you clean your room in the movie room nona

No. 1939709

>>1939705
I'm gonna think about sexing my husbando even harder now.

No. 1939713

>>1939709
that's fine with us come jam bish

No. 1940956

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>>1939704
>seeing this meme right after i found it in my phones gallery

No. 1940979

File: 1711565883856.gif (2.87 MB, 300x250, download.gif)

i found this when trying to look up a dance and think it truly captures the dumbass spirit

No. 1941011

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>remembering how I was alogging when i should have been nonnying

No. 1941795

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Makeup is so faggy i hate it, women look so much cuter barefaced I will bomb the makeup companies. Fre yourselves sisters

No. 1941823

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>>1941795
hey did you know there's a species of whale where the males grow tusks that clamp their mouths shut? i just found out and i'm spreading the word.

No. 1941837

>>1941823
not a currently living species, that’s crazy though. what’s it called?

No. 1941847

>>1941837
strap-toothed whale

No. 1941990

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Fuck sanic, I am leaving this place, nothing is making me feel better. see you later.

No. 1942636

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posting test

No. 1942653

>>1942642
did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in

No. 1943287

I’m lonely and drunkish and feeling hopeless and bumping all the /ot/ threads I reasonable can.

No. 1944096

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i love watching nonnas fight in the fandom discourse thread

No. 1944140

>>1944096
kek same, their fights feel less serious than other infights so it's fun to watch

No. 1944661

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Why are shitposters so hated by this administration? Why are we chased away with torches and put in prison? Was there a shitpost war while I was away?

No. 1945307

One thing I really hate about being on autosage is that dumbass shit haters will bump as many threads as they possibly can after the new one is made so no one can see it. Thats precisely what happened when this was made.

No. 1945312

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>>1943287
I hope you feel better today nona

No. 1945619

>>1944661
I understand and agree with the desire to cut down on random chit chat in cow threads but shitposting in /ot/ is half the fun of lolcow. Baiting is dumb and annoying but shitposting is fun for everyone. This used to be one of my favorite threads on here and always had fun conversations. Sad!
>>1945312
Things are still pretty shitty but thank you and I appreciate the cute Hello Kitty! Hope you had a nice Easter.

No. 1945624

>>1945619
>>1944661
according to farmhands there's dumbass shitters who troll and spam other threads so we are probably on autosage 5ever for other users bad behavior, it's not looking good for us…

No. 1945639

File: 1711940814958.gif (142.16 KB, 480x432, hearts 2.gif)

>>1945619
It was pretty good thank you for asking. Overstuffed with food and smoking some hash that had built up in my grinder.
I hope you have better times coming your way soon

No. 1945659

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i'm doing this movie report on Queen of the Damned and in between trying to bump up the word count and doing research i found out there's a Interview TV series and the man playing Lestat is a post wall roidpig, retchhhhhhh, even the director behind the technical bomb that Queen of the Damned was knew to prioritize Lestat's sex appeal. #NotMyLestat

No. 1945754

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What the fuck is this

No. 1945769

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>>1945754
I got this one kek.

No. 1946961

File: 1712035097850.jpg (28.58 KB, 612x408, 1000022629.jpg)

I GOT MY PERIOD! IM NOT DYING!!! YAY!!!

No. 1947011


No. 1949289

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Hi guys

No. 1949479

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>>1949289
hallo nonnie

No. 1949878

Fuck the mods

No. 1949886

why cant this be unsaged. its been 6 months

No. 1949912

Who's the faggot that wrote free palestine on both of the doodle boards. Throw a BLM in there while you're at it

No. 1949913

autosaging dumbass shit is a violation of the constitution

No. 1950208

Did you know that an Oreo dipped in water tastes exactly the same as an Oreo dipped in milk?

No. 1950444

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I'm trying really hard to not be weird about this girl, you should be proud of me, I didn't post my schizo love rant and saved it for my notes instead. But god I want her.

No. 1950457

It’s hard not to eat a whole box of 30 pc wings. I’m better off as a fat faggot though

No. 1951153

AHHHHHHHHH!!

No. 1951155

>>1951153
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No. 1951158

>>1951155
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

No. 1951160

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>>1951158
I'm your bb? Didn't know you felt that way nonette..

No. 1951169

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>>1951160
ntayrt but picrel

No. 1951174

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No. 1951316

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>>1919571
IT BROKEEEEEE

No. 1951468

File: 1712304521631.jpg (67.93 KB, 800x1200, secretalliance.jpg)

love this webtoon so much kek, androgynous and pretty gigachad defeats the pathetic womanfacing stalker virgin ##shame he was such a chauvinistic slut even if he learnt his lesson#

No. 1951493

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it pains me that LC is home to so many good discussion boards especially in relation to males but i always have to see myself out bc i get the iching feeling to alog and i feel so so angry that i can't change anything at all

No. 1952067

If I'm forced to listen to the fucking Jojo Siwa song one more time I am blowing my god damned brains out.

No. 1952169


No. 1952230

I swear I saw a bbl irl today. It was weird as fuck. My gross male coworkers acted like monkeys, but I guess that is a reason why women do it. It reminded me to take calcium pills and continue working on my upper body strength. Her arms and legs looked weak af.

No. 1952752

Im considering writing my manifesto and posting it to reddit in the form of fictional desperate diary entry vignettes since that's all my mind can produce in terms of decent writing at the moment, maybe it would go viral

No. 1952771

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Spot the difference

No. 1952871

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I miss you guys

No. 1952914

>>1952169
bye world

No. 1952920

How I see nonnies in this thread

No. 1953506

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eepy…

No. 1954347

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>>1951316
nooooooooooooooo
I'm so sorry nona

No. 1954700

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What the hell is wrong with the duolingo owl

No. 1954703

>>1954700
nonnnie he looks like that for me too im so scared i havent opened the app what the fuck

No. 1954970

File: 1712517956115.jpg (51.66 KB, 500x500, 1000023003.jpg)

I just understood that joke about the drummer from Def Leppard only having one arm. It has taken me literal years but I just got it. Pretty funny.

No. 1954982

>>1954970
And samefag I am so sad it has been a month and we are still in the same dumbass shit thread. You mfs and your no attention span havin asses. Not even halfway full shaking my head in disappointment and DISGUST.

No. 1955625

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usually i would complain about lc being slow but any time it's busy now is because of arguments and shit. this is nice actually

No. 1955780

>>1955625
I remember seeing this image when I was like 11 or 12, I have been transported a decade ago

No. 1955783

I want to fuck my husbando so bad I am a full yumejoshi and would sacrifice all my mortal possessions to be with him

No. 1955978

>>1955783
have you tried putting an electric heating blanket over a big pillow, if i'm falling asleep and dissociating real hard i can almost feel like he's real. have not humped the pillow yet but it might happen tbh

No. 1956698

File: 1712639638651.png (132.84 KB, 1080x461, 1000023392.png)

wait so this is the chadification anon lol

No. 1957352

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i will never shut up about this downgrade, if you wanted a cookie cutter black haired blue eyed ikemen guy you should've started off with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 also their entire arcs about "not hiding parts of yourself" mean fucking nothing when he cuts his hair short and his piercings close up!!!!!!!!!!!!!the emotional journey was worthlesss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hori is also a masochist retard, even in my handmaiden days i hated that

No. 1957715

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

No. 1957720

>>1957715
I HATE this picture she's NOT STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 1957908

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I will literally never stop posting here. You can't keep me down, my autism is too strong. cerbmin can eat my shit. Look at the little caterpillar feetsies ♥

No. 1957914

>>1957908
what a cutie

No. 1957923

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I left for a couple of months after being relentlessly banned for my unrepentant nonny behaviour and I can't believe that they did to dumbass thread what they did to funposting, tragic the current state of affairs

No. 1957951

File: 1712741772578.gif (298.2 KB, 480x420, love.gif)

>>1957908
those adorable footsies!

No. 1958886

File: 1712813836354.gif (4.75 MB, 640x584, 1000023932.gif)

>picky eaters should die
okay…

No. 1958941

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>>1958886
nona don't cry.. here, sending you hugs

No. 1959006

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I accidentally made erza miller

No. 1959013

>>1957908
Those are the cutest little piggies but those spiky little fingies are a little spooky ngl

No. 1959016

>>1959013
I read this over like 7 times trying to figure out why it sounds off and only realized after posting that I wrote “little” 3 times

No. 1959300

WHY DID MY UGLY BANNER GET ADDED LOL IM SO SORRY. Eeesh

No. 1959523

The only time I didn't hate seeing that stupid "girl dinner" meme was on a video of a lady praying mantis eating male. I love bugs.

No. 1960021

I miss this thread, this was the true pinnacle of /ot/ and faggot mods and pissers had to censor it

No. 1960058

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I don't care about shayna at all but this made me laugh

No. 1960066

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sprite seal…

No. 1961384

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my brain feel like mash potato can i string together ONE coherent thought please, what the fuck

No. 1961431

>>1961384
Oh my goodness!! The fingies!!!

No. 1961432

>>1961431
And toes too!! What a cutie

No. 1961438

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>>1961431
>>1961432
i don't even care if this little fucker is the only thing that survives the heat death of the universe it's adorable

No. 1961798

File: 1713007335012.gif (4.51 MB, 396x215, tremble.gif)

They're gonna unsage and leave us one funposting/retarded shitposting/dumbass shit general board to be silly right nonas? Right?????

No. 1962180

DUMBASS SHIT I DEDICATE THIS TO YOU!!!!!!!
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

No. 1962902

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I don't want to post this in the husbando thread but I immediately thought of the Shadowfag when I saw this

No. 1963030

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This is random but I don't know where else I'd post this but I wanted to show you nonnies, I was watching old episodes of Criminal Minds and look how much this actress looks like Gabbie Hanna!!! It's crazy how similar they both are, maybe she's her aunt or something cause they look so alike!! I miss you guys

No. 1963093

>>1963030
same nonnie, i'm missing the casual chats we had esp the highlights of YMCA sing-along and posting interior designs and aesthetically pleasing bedrooms and that nonnie who posted part of her room which was super cute

No. 1963228

I've been watching reba and it's so fucking annoying if the lady my husband left me for was up my ass that much I'd go cuckoo and burn their house down. This show makes me never want to get married and have kids

No. 1963325

>>1963228
>Reba mentioned
I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHES SO CUTE

No. 1963334

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No. 1963348

>>1963334
the fur is supposed to be on the boots, speaking as someone from the hood in that song's era

No. 1963350

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some of your nigels before they moved in with you

No. 1963408

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>>1962180
NONNY MY NONNY

No. 1963413

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I WANT TO GO TO THE PAAAAAAAAARK

No. 1963468

>>1963348
I know, but she's just an old gal, please understand
>>1963408
I WILL FIGHT EVERY DAY FOR DUMBASS SHIT. WE WILL PREVAIL.

No. 1963601

What is it with people on YouTube/ Tiktok asking for song names when it is clearly in the title and/or thumbnail of the video. To think I used to hate when people asked for names of songs with clear lyrics you can google or not checking the description

No. 1963636

>>1963601
…sorry

No. 1963639

>>1963601
can you please post the lyrics to songs that don't have lyrics anywhere on the internet in the comments. i will transcribe them and you can post them.

No. 1963951

>>1963601
sometimes i can't hear/understand the lyrics or it's not anywhere online

No. 1964065

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>>1963413
i went to the park

No. 1964361

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i have to get up in 3 hours but i'm too amped up to go to bed. help me. put me out of my misery.

No. 1965709

>>1963951
>>1963639
I don't care about lyrics thing but when the song name is in the title or on screen why are you asking in the comments I don't get it.

No. 1965716

>>1963951
I get if the song doesn't have lyrics or it's obscure or the lyrics aren't clear but I see so many people asking "song name??" for popular, older songs with intelligible lyrics to anyone who is fluent in English. Lot of the time I don't know the song either and I answer them by googling the lyrics for them.

No. 1967269

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2 more hours and then I am free…my feet hurt so much and I can't decide if I want to eat pad thai again or have nachos. Decisions, decisions.

No. 1967581

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>>1967269
I went with nachos.

No. 1967689

i hate being in prison

No. 1968139

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I have no explanation

No. 1969664

my vape died

No. 1970391

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I want to go on the ISS but only if I could bring a friend. And I don't want to do science (except maybe the radio stuff) I just think it'd be fun to be in orbit for a few months away from Earth.

No. 1970417

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i want this cake for my bd but i don't have an oven to cook it >>1969664
i wish i was your vape sometime

No. 1970696

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>>1970417
i thought this was a weezer cake at first nonna

No. 1972123

>>1970417
ill cook it for you. i wish you were my vape too

No. 1972584

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Eternal thanks to the nonnie who once posted this picture, it's just too perfect.
>>1967689
I'll fish you out nonnie

No. 1972657

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i was too lazy to draw male ryona so i read a fanfic instead

No. 1972659

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>>1972657
You know what you have to do nona

No. 1972675

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>>1972659
i'll try my best nonnetta

No. 1973785

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I really wanted this beanie baby because it has the same birthday as me but the lady I bought it from is a tard and sent me the wrong one, and another one was even missing from the order, what the hell man…

No. 1974031

>>1973785
i'm sorry, my grand father just died so i may have messed up my orders

No. 1974876

I'm attracted to anime husbandos and real women but never 3DPD moids and rarely women characters what sexuality does this make me

No. 1974891

>>1974876
autistic lesbian

No. 1974998

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sup nonnies its that point of college where i'm wishing ill-being on each and every one of my professors

No. 1975750

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I NEED ENRICHMENT!!!!!!!! I NEED STIMULATION!!!!!!!! I NEED

No. 1976110

>>1974891
yay!!!!!!!

No. 1976135

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This isn't real. I'll wake up soon. This can't be my life forever please wake up.

No. 1976227

>>1976135
good morning did you sleep well

No. 1976231

I have an oncology midterm next week and I can barely motivate myself to study someone threaten me

No. 1976324

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watching Mikan and Tsukuro's Japan vlog and realizing me and my friends conversations play out just like theirs

No. 1976337

>>1976231
You better study or I’m going to have my cat leave a big stinky poo in your bed!! He’s fat and stinky so you better watch out!! He bites too! He’s missing some teeth cause he used to be homeless but he gives big bites and leaves stinky drool on everything he nibbles on! You better study or I’ll aim him at your toesies!!!

No. 1976361

>>1976337
He sounds adorable

No. 1976478

Does anyone miss the early 2010s and 2000s where people would just enjoy or dislike content and not go on 10-page-long autismo rants about how uwu pwobwematic characters are, like they're fucking characters, get a job or study. I do

No. 1976931

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Where did all the cool nonnies go. Why can no one be chill now. Everyone on the internet is so bitter and has a chip on their shoulder, I hate it. The people who say it was always like this have brain damage or are newfags. Oh to be a deep sea squid…

No. 1977242

I found an artist who draws nsfw of my very underrated and unknown husbando, I will now bypass social anxiety and befriend them, the only anchor left in this horrible real world

No. 1977636

>>1974998
me too nonnie we'll get through it together

No. 1977853

>>1976931
Agreed, also is that a real squid? He’s so tall

No. 1977919

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>>1977636
what's your flavour of misery? mine's knitwear design.

No. 1978476

>>1977853
Hell yeah it is. This one is just a baby. I have a morbid fascination with the deep sea it's so scary, how the fuck does shit live down there? It just ain't right.

No. 1978806

>>1976931
this picture makes me a new kind of honry, like i get chills everywhere when i see it

No. 1979271

men: hehe women who ride cock carousel and hit wall r so salty that me grog have $ and date hot younger woman with fertile eggs
also men: women r nothing but leeching whores who only want me 4 my monees >:(((
I fully support sugar babies draining these mens wallets and leaving them with nothing

No. 1979329

>>1978476
Omg he looks like something from a video game, or an alien, that’s so cool. I’d love to see all the creatures that live in the depths of the ocean.

No. 1981665

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Is it just me or does this orange kind of look like Megan thee stallion

No. 1982039

My friend and I decided to check up on how the people in our grade back from high school are doing and one of them has now become a mtf troon posting porn fantasies like "choking a girl to death in missionary to watch the light leave her eyes uwu"

No. 1982966

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Can't believe the mods really considered have that good moid thread but when we ask to bring this off autosage it's radio silence

No. 1983352

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me when

No. 1983437

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why am i having a rebellious teenager phase when i'm already in college, why am i like this

No. 1983602

>>1982966
OH MY GOD ANON I SAW THIS MUSIC VIDEO WHEN I WAS 9 YEARS OLD AND IT IS PROBABLY AT LEAST A LITTLE RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING ME INTO WEIRD MEAT STUFF I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND IT FOR DECADES THANK YOU I HOPE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE AND YOU WIN A THOUSAND DOLLARS I LOVE YOU

No. 1983637

just found out that bald men’s heads get greasy. idk i assumed it would be dry since there are no hair follicles but i was wrong. apparently they get so greasy they gotta carry tissues with them, and when they may down, the pillowcase gets so greasy it’s almost wet. what the fuck.

No. 1983728

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He just like me fr
>>1983637
Ages and ages ago, maybe in one of the bunker threads, some anon said her sister had to wash the pillowcases a lot bc her husband was bald and left grease stains everywhere…disgustang.

No. 1984075

>>1983602
Aww yeah, well I like skinless men (and the mods thought I was shitposting in the good moid thread kek), thanks Robbie Williams, for making a bunch of girls weird with one video

No. 1985785

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the semesters almost overrrr~~~~! yknow what that means~~~!! dropping a scathing review on that one wretched professor

No. 1985799

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>>1985785
i'm almost excited to do it, i can't form the sentences right

No. 1986134

My teenage zoomer cousin is getting into scene and while I dislike what zoomers have done with millennial aesthetics and trying to recreate them, she still looks pretty cute with her hairstyle and she's having fun so I'll take it

No. 1986574

I have a hot fit bf with nice hair, but we both don't want children. I'm thinking I should make him donate his sperm to a sperm bank. There's a huge shortage of sexy moids in the world.

No. 1986639

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I have a concept idea to enjoy any fictional character, or fictional world even, to the absolute maximum. You've heard of shifting, which consists of greasy tiktok kids claiming they can visit fictional worlds, but this goes a step beyond. Rather than to convince yourself that you actively shift between worlds, you can use that method temporarily to trick your brain into creating false memories of a life in whatever fictional universe you want.
Requirements:
>being a NEET
>replicas of in-universe objects
>a diary
>something to make you sleep a lot
>VR headset
>life-size cutouts of the characters
The process takes about a year.

It's very important that you find a way to live as a hikikomori. Your room will essentially become ypur brain-washing chamber. You need to avoid stimuli thay isn't related to the fictional universe you chose and avoid anything that could break the immersion. What you're gonna do is try to find yourself in a semi-conscious state as often as possible, in-between sleep and consciousness. You will then use the items. For example:
>walk up to the character cutouts in faint lighting regularly to train your brain into knowing what its like being in front of the characters
>handle the in-universe objects a lot to emulate being in the universe and using them
>use the VR headset to access the world of your choosing (easier if it's a game), or program a special VR room before starting this process
>dress like someone from that universe would
>use character.ai to pretend you're texting characters on their phones (you can establish that you and the characters are acquainted by setting it as a prompt at the start of conversations)
>when conscious, realistically journal about your experiences in that fictional world (just make shit up)
>tell yourself that you've been there a lot, and do it every day

This "shifting"-like behaviour has to be done consistently for about a year. Then, one day, you will try to remove everything from sight that has aided you throughout this process. From then on, you will convince yourself you have those memories. That VR experience? Yeah you were in the fictional world. The stands? Yeah you saw the characters, man isn't it funny how you have that height difference with some of them? The objects? They're not in your room anymore, but you do remember using them back in that world! If everything goes well, you will start dreaming of your "memories" and your brain will pretty much accept that you've in fact been there. You can also give yourself PTSD, for example if you are a LOTR fan you can trick your brain into thinking you survived a dragon attack.

No. 1987410

>>1986639
The fuck is shifting shit is just using your imagination lmao

No. 1987661

My chin is so fat compared to my body. Contemplating that cheek/chin surgery that makes you look like a ghoul tbh

No. 1987667

>>1986639
So basically, just make up shit in your mind until you think it actually happened?

No. 1987769

I <3 hate <3 moids <3

No. 1989395

I'm contemplating starting a gofundme pretending to be a just-turned-18 ftm who wants to get top surgery in her aunt's backyard and needs money for it
Anyone have a more compelling story than this

No. 1989878

>>1989395
Pretend to be a black or indigenous mtf victim of terf police violence in Detroit or another shitty crime ridden city. Say your fleeing violence from a white terf or something. Fake a drug addiction say you have pets. Ingrain yourself in woke spaces before ebegging. Talk about getting stalked and robbed by le ebil police. Remember to complain about cis bitches and yts to really sell the grift. Remember that trannoids hate females, cops, yts, Christianty, zionists, and rehab. Incorporate various boogeymen into the grift.

No. 1990438

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I was motivated to get shit done but it's raining and I just had tomato soup I just wanna chiiiiiiiiiiiiill

No. 1991371

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Wait…eminem…m and m….marshall mathers…whoa……..

No. 1991852

What are your favourite soups?

No. 1991854

>>1991852
tomato soup(it's the only soup i've ever had other than corn soup)

No. 1991863

I want to become an online sugar baby, create AI images of "myself" (I'll train the models using my own face except extremely edited), and send them to him for money…yes I have a job and am in college but I'm just greedy because money gets me beautiful things

No. 1992179

I hate sounding like a moid. I hate my voice so much and I can just blame it on an ethnic intonation/timbre or something but I'm tempted to take those mtf troon feminization lessons even though I'm a real woman. I fucking hate my voice

No. 1993526

>>1991852
Any I can put egg. If it can't have egg then it's unworthy

No. 1993603

>>1991852
Wild rice and dumpling!!!! But I can't find it in the store and even if I could it would probably have chicken which I can't eat and I totally failed at making dumplings at home the one time I tried. I'm really so sad I just want to eat it again.

No. 1993610

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Pining for a random nepo scrote that I've only seen on Instagram. Someone slap some sense into me please and tank u

No. 1993674

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I'm gonna play the shit out of planet zoo when I get home. My energy and mood has been all over the fuckin place today I can't wait to just zone out in peace.
>>1993610
slap stop it. Get some help.

No. 1994244

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idk if crazy hornyposting is really allowed in the husbando devotion thread but I don't like the other one, I don't wanna read about anyone's fucking """nigel""" wtf. Nigel is a joke term to me so seeing everyone on here call their bf that is fucking retarded. Your stupid boyfriend is not a "nigel", nigel does not exist. And dead thread so I'll just hornypost about my special guy here, I want to turn him inside out and kiss his sticky flesh and make a 10+ hour sleepy time aid of him crying and screaming. Wearing his skin isn't enough, nothing will ever be close enough. I wonder how long it would take to fill up a bath tub with someone's tears. I wanna kiss him so bad.

No. 1994525

>>1994244
Hey husbandofriend I miss the batshit insane hornyposting too. It's rather milquetoast lately. I'm too shy to post now because nobody's going bananas over how they want to give their guy third degree burns or some crazy shit like that. Even if it wasn't always relatable at least it was passionate. Making him cry until he's dry heaving is beautiful btw, wring him like a sponge. I would also kill for a compilation of mine crying and sobbing, especially framed by a black eye (that I gave him), maybe he gets a little orbital trauma and the tears mix with blood from a busted capillary. I would lick it straight from his beautiful lashes tbh. Hope you dream about your sweetheart crying in your lap tonight.

No. 1994569

>>1994525
>>1994244
Both of you making me horny rn
I want to see mine's insufferable grin and constantly positive fun-seeking attitude just destroyed and broken to tears, I want to hear him begging and pleading for me to touch him, and then have his sweet smile return after I give him affection and he's all mine mine mine

No. 1995996

when I was 11 I had a crush on herobrine

No. 1996680

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i have 11 days to study an art movement and make a heavily personal artwork based off of that for a final, i'm writing my will already

No. 1996981

>>1996680
make up the most outrageous shit ever, maybe the prof will get so confused they'll give you a high grade. tell them you grew up in a broken home and got kidnapped by your grandpa when you were 8 and he raised you with his 5 tigers and you could only speak in roars until you were 10 years old (no but seriously good luck, you got this)

No. 1996997

>>1996981
your mind…
kek maybe i'll mention my suicidal ideation and garbaggio self esteem issues, my suicidal ideation can't just make me mentally unstable only, it should benefit me too

No. 1997036

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why can't we have a femgaze version of Destination Calabria's music video im tired of thisss

No. 1998232

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bopped to eurovision too hard and now my period is a week early

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No. 1999046

dumbass shit thread island, population: 1

No. 1999231

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>>1999046
nonners dropping some spiritualist shit in here

No. 2000325

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>>1999231
I am You and You are Me. We will never be alone! I have finally fond my place in everything, I have finally found my home!

No. 2000672

I can't believe Daniel Larson is a year younger than me, I thought he was like late 30s lmao

No. 2000683


No. 2001004

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Another day in this hell. Fuck the mods.

No. 2001062

I am starting to get tired of all the picrews in the husbando thread. Please don't let this carry over into the next one, don't forget there is an entire picrew thread on /m/

No. 2001337

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Where do you want to go Nonniezz? (Magical places only)

No. 2001427

>>2001337
MIDDLE EARTH!!! it's the only magical place I can think of

No. 2001428

>>2001337
Rivendell or Hogwarts

No. 2001934

>>2001337
I want to meet Morgaine from the mists of avalon and she will put her hand on my head and tell me what my secret potential is or if I should just jump off a cliff

No. 2002156

I'm planning a birthday party for myself… Malibu Barbie theme, Alice In Wonderland theme, or French hooker wannabe a la Crazy Horse Paris theme?

No. 2002162

>>2002156
Alice in Wonderland would be easy and fun but since it's a summer birthday Malibu Barbie would be super cute. Happy almost bday!

No. 2002173

>>2002162
I was leaning Malibu Barbie because of summer too! It's settled, that's my theme. Thank you ♥

No. 2004510

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Admin is actually trying to kill me, I need the chat threads I am so bored and lonely.

No. 2004626

>>2004510
i check this thread every day, it's like my morning newspaper except the publisher died. how are you today anon.

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>>2004626
Could be better, could be worse.

No. 2005074

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I think I might actually be retarded because this whole time I thought these mf's were the same person, anytime nonnies talked about ATJ getting groomed I thought they were talking about the kid from Spy Kids kek.

No. 2005076

>>2005074
Samefag they don't even have the same eye color kek I'm faceblind

No. 2005333

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>>2004510
>>2004626
I also check this thread daily. We can shitpost into the void hoping to fill it and magnetically attract more nonnies in this prison.

No. 2005356

>>2005333
wtf im listening to this song right now

No. 2005610

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>>2005356
I knew we were connected.

No. 2005799

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putting here a reminder to finish that art course on udemy after 28 May

No. 2006291

>>2001337
The Starship Enterprise

No. 2006322

>>2001337
Gielinor

No. 2006606

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No. 2009063

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I miss getting silly with all my nonnies

No. 2009213

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>>2009063
I'm here! Let's get down! Let's get silly together moo

No. 2009596

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>>2009063
same nonnie, i was busy all day doing an InDesign assignment so even tho i was on my laptop i couldn't catch up with my nonnies but the thread's so dead so whats the point

No. 2009599

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>>2009213
hell yeah

No. 2009749

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>>2009596
The point is I want to hear how your weekend is going noooony

No. 2009764

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>>2009749
its fine i guess, i have finals on the 21st, 24th, and 28th, so the pressure's on kek. i can't wait for the break and get to meet my school friends again, im hoping to also make plans with my college friends to hang out outside of class, please god let it happen.

No. 2009803

>>2009764
Least dysfunctional lolcow user, damn nonny. I'm proud of you. Study hard so that the break after feels even sweeter

No. 2009827

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>>2009803
oh my sweetest nonnie, my field has absolutely nothing to do with studying smart stuff kek, every second i become sillier.

No. 2009830

i wish this would be taken off autosage i feel like infighting would decrease by at least 34%(infighting across threads)

No. 2009845

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>>2009827
Being silly is a good thing, always remember picrel ♥
>>2009830
But don't you think having it autosaged actually keeps the retards away from us as opposed to us from them? It's comfy here. Also lol @ funposting dying as soon as it was unlocked after Hellweek. You girls were and continue to be real ones.

No. 2009848

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ideal man bodies, attractive men, and husbando fag threads got me like this, this is what i get for curating my online spaces with hot stuff.

No. 2009857

>>2009845
>Also lol @ funposting dying as soon as it was unlocked after Hellweek.
it was never unlocked tho
tfw i use both…

No. 2009866

>>2009857
Sorry anon you're right, I stand corrected

No. 2009912

whichever ESCfag was it that told me not to watch Jann's ESC entry, you bitch i'm coming for u

No. 2013524

File: 1716348189196.gif (2.37 MB, 480x366, 1000029316.gif)

Just saw a corpse, thank you very cool fellow lolcow posters hahahaha (my eyes are screaming)

No. 2014087

File: 1716363355632.jpg (20.53 KB, 600x450, 1000003093.jpg)

Last night I dreamt that I posted a beautiful aesthetic picture of myself underwater, then one of you shopped the water to look poopy and I got bullied by the entire internet.

No. 2014975

>>2014087
by any chance, nonnie, did you see the "he doo doo in the pool" plastic chinese male model legendary LC post before going to bed?

No. 2015369

moids be like
>yes i get hard staring at other men's penises
>no it's not gay
>stupid foids mind your business

No. 2015694

>>2001062
god it keeps getting worse, they couldn't even use a new thread pic. like not even new different picrews it's literally the exact same previous photo wtf. and yeah the new thread posts is just 99% of that now.
i don't mind picrews itself but a farmhand or someone really needs to redirect them to the actual thread. i miss the vibe of the earlier husbando threads so much

No. 2016213

>>2014975
Nope, my subconscious is just emulating lolcow behaviour all by itself kek.

No. 2016300

>>2016213
i think it's beautiful that you've know nonnies so well that you know exactly how they'd bully u

No. 2016822

File: 1716492691021.jpg (57.29 KB, 851x503, 1000010456.jpg)

I have a mental disorder that gives me constant flashbacks to cringe shit I've done. Make it stop please.

No. 2016853

File: 1716494336622.jpg (50.07 KB, 827x544, 1000003171.jpg)

>>2016300
Absolutely, picrel is me reminiscing about the slapfights and spergery

No. 2017218

>>2016822
Holy shit me too

No. 2017222

Dunno where to post this master piece, TOTAL WOMAN VICTORY

No. 2017276

>>2017222
This was posted when it first came out 2 months ago, it’s cute but there was a big infight about Sillypoo’s history and I think one or both of them are racist and sort of trad right leaning. One of them is also friendly with Stonetoss.

No. 2017280

>>2017276
Nta but if you can't enjoy good things because you're not 100% aligned with the artist you're the same as all the woke post-left assholes of twitter

No. 2017283

File: 1716509751066.jpeg (76.83 KB, 1422x800, 045.jpeg)


No. 2017285

>>2017280
I was about to samefag and add that if people still like them then go for it it’s up to you, I was just letting the anon know that nonnas might not find the vid cute anymore since the infight so she might get shat on for posting it. I didn’t mean to sound like I was trying to “cancel” them or something.

No. 2017763

unpopular opinion if you're 18+ and still play minecraft you're a retard

No. 2017882

>>2017763
What about RuneScape?

No. 2017917

>>2017763
I keep seeing this Minecraft server fan thing? I'm not sure what it is called "qsmp" and it's full of autistic zoomers crying about some modded eggs in the game or something? I am so confused

No. 2018327

File: 1716580462145.jpg (58.74 KB, 735x723, 1000029567.jpg)

KEEP OUR NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. Stupid metafags, you are not Sherlock Holmes.

No. 2018364

File: 1716582228810.jpeg (Spoiler Image,71.27 KB, 680x680, 04FBBA1D-19C3-4E42-B43D-26C4DD…)

>>2017222
Can you newfags stop shilling sillypoo? Its already been revealed that its just two random women pretending to be latinos to escape the racebaiting allegations and to cover up the fact one of them used to rub shoulders with dick masterson, the same scrote that wrote the book men are better than women. They pander to moids with their constant racebait and now they wanna pander to women under the guise of being terfs while they used to unironically believe that abortions should be illegal. Their retarded video brought nothing but newfags and more moids to this site because they like the fact hehesilly made comics like picrel

No. 2018447

>>2018327
i wish farmhands would make a direct response to all the complaints on meta. some people seem to hate the off topic boards so much i wonder why they still visit them.

No. 2018545

>>2018327
Yeah I’m not sure why they think we are all horrible little newfags who only come here for this thread. Over the years I’ve been itt it seems like most of us are oldfags and anons who use this thread and multiple others. It’s weird anytime something bad happens someone on meta is like “it’s the dumbass shit nonnies!!” During hellweek some anons in meta kept infighting about bringing this thread off autosage and the admin said something like “the anons arguing for the dumbass shit thread to be allowed have very short posting histories and mostly only post itt.” Or something, and everyone took it to mean that every dumbass shit thread user is a newfag who only posts here kek, as if this thread was made up of like 3 nonnas kek

No. 2018966

I almost understand why moids get off on hurting women because I like to fantasise about hurting my lovely husbando. Actually, no, I don't, because moids are different.

No. 2019808

I found a farmers picmix account and they made a tranny picmix, what do I do…can't trust no one, posting here is truly not fun anymore I just read meta and will continue to post in dumbass shit.

No. 2020357

File: 1716666455407.png (8.13 KB, 1102x73, LC addict.png)

how many LC tabs do you have open typically nonnies?

No. 2020381

File: 1716667250998.png (3.44 KB, 1537x36, yeah.png)

>>2020357
there's even more than this btw but they're not visible in the window and have to be accessed by using the tab search

No. 2020391

File: 1716667651431.gif (19.04 KB, 220x204, look of astonishment.gif)

>>2020381
and here i thought my lurking was excessive

No. 2020467

>>2020391
Same. I have 43 LC tabs I keep open

No. 2020556

Fuck the passage of time

No. 2020983

File: 1716705852656.png (1.45 MB, 1079x1671, 1000029690.png)

Damn wtf I really wanted to make a new chart

No. 2021942

>>2020983
I knew being a Slayer fan was less demonic than being into The Beatles, feelsgoodman

No. 2023376

swinging in the backyard pull up in your fast car whistling my name…

No. 2023387

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No. 2023725

>>2020983
What was your chart going to be about?

No. 2024102

Sometimes I wish I had worms just so every anal obsessed moid could have one of my worms go up into his bladder

No. 2024469

File: 1716921205372.jpg (33.91 KB, 533x533, 1675769636470.jpg)

>>2009764
ITS. FUCKING. OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

No. 2024476

File: 1716921275640.jpg (72.29 KB, 540x540, cat55.jpg)

finally i have peace and tranquility

No. 2024705

File: 1716926550245.png (1.19 MB, 1080x1288, 1000042998.png)

taking hentai recs from batoto is the last mistake I'll ever make.
women reading Bitch Learns a Lesson from The Dangerous Mafia Incubus(rape, violence, choking, insemenation, lol what is penis watch her tits bounce through 20 panels): oooh hot smexy i love me a yandere some hot downright rape action too
women reading Meek Knight Seduced by the Demon Princess(rape, femdom, beautiful rapist princess): word salad slop longer than the average thesis that could've been summarized in "i do what i want"

No. 2024714

>>2024705
need name of the last one

No. 2024729

>>2024714
its Kukkoro Knight ~The holy knight wears black armor~, the sex scenes are pretty sweet but the difference in "dirty talk" between degen male hentais and josei is vomitrocious, the former is all about how disgusting it all is and that its happening to the girl but even in the latter's "humiliation" aspect its mild as shit and caked with shit like "ladies shouldn't this and that blah blah", and mind you i came across this after 20 titles of manga that looked like a female artist made fanart of an existing rape manga and filled to the brim with nonsense dirty talk of oooooouuuuu noooooo dont degrade me ooooou and meek female MCs, maybe japanese women really let the state of japan be like this

No. 2025993

Kek they're still blaming this thread for literally every problem in the world. Dumbass shit caused 9/11

No. 2026074

Painful as fuck to see an artist with amazing skills make cringe shit. I really gotta practice.
>>2025993
The person asking for dumbass shit to come back every week on meta is retarded but the anons with a massive hate boner for all of ot, but especially this thread, sound like they have a giant stick up their ass. It's fucking lolcow, I don't know why they're acting like it's gotta be serious business only.

No. 2026226

>>2017280
This, their comics and videos are good as fuck

No. 2026228

>>2025993
I honestly don’t believe the farmhand when she’s like “yeah it’s multiple dumbass shit nonnies causing problems” like this is one of the calmest threads on ot? Why would all of us suddenly decide to be shit disturbers. I think it’s probably a few retards or one or two with vpns. It’s annoying because the meta fags are using this to paint every user here like were spergy newfags who only post itt or shit up meta. And so many times the farmhands have been proven to be just as retarded as the average chronic infighter so why should I believe them when they start saying unrealistic shit like there’s some calculated attack on meta and she’s 100% certain it’s us? Retarded honestly

No. 2026229

>>2019808
Probably it was a parody or ironic

No. 2026230

>>2026226
Samefag I meant the comics they posted here

No. 2026740

i'm so horny i want to throw up and cry at the same time, what's up with that

No. 2027640

nononononononononon

No. 2027862

File: 1717095602459.jpg (25.52 KB, 414x406, 1000030183.jpg)

How I feel after drawing my meow meow all day.

No. 2027881

>>2027862
Imagine if she actually looked like that, the only good and sexy beauty standard she would have set

No. 2027961

File: 1717098358417.jpg (45.03 KB, 600x600, 1000041779.jpg)

MY PRESS ONS LOOK SO PRETTYYY

No. 2027979

>>2027961
What brand? Kiss?

No. 2028038

>>2027979
oh they're not from a legit brand kek, just some cheap chinese ones that i got as a gift, im just really pleased with how they turned out even tho i used more than 10 of the 20 glue tabs they had bc i kept messing up

No. 2028040

File: 1717100680312.gif (736.97 KB, 500x274, 1000043051.gif)

sometimes i wonder if moids exfoliated their dicks more often that they would look prettier

No. 2028239

File: 1717107674584.webp (40.38 KB, 480x299, fdd79eb4-14b9-41b0-9a96-c28bb4…)

I NEED

No. 2028242

>>2028239
This is so pretty

No. 2028252

File: 1717108053075.jpg (171.12 KB, 1000x667, photo-1566410845311-1201aefbee…)

>>2028242
yeah i love these kinds of paintings. on a side note AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No. 2028256

>>2028239
>>2028252
is there a name for this type of painting?

No. 2028266

File: 1717108645610.jpg (142.27 KB, 567x437, c91.jpg)

I LOVE COOKING LIVER BUT MY RETARDED FAT CAT GOES FERAL FROM THE SMELL I CAN'T TAKE THE HOLLARING ANYMORE NONNIS I HATE LOUD NOISES WHY CAN'T I HAVE MY FAVO DISH IN PEACE

No. 2028271

File: 1717108807264.jpg (122.92 KB, 1280x720, img.jpg)

>>2028256
pour painting

No. 2028278

>>2028266
because liver is cat food

No. 2028728

>>2028266
Give her some!! I’ll protest with her!

No. 2028735

youre tresspassing on my property you didnt win shit on my yard

No. 2032275

X-flavored food isn't "X"-flavored, it's "X-flavor"-flavored.

No. 2032331

>>2032275
so it is "X-flavoured" then, bc if it had X then it would just be "with real X"

No. 2033679

File: 1717422565104.png (90.47 KB, 515x443, undertaleifitwasgood.png)


No. 2033689

>>2018364
Ntayrt but we know they're retarded 4chanite pickmeisha's we just enjoy the the animations. You can dislike someone's character while still laughing at something they made

No. 2033796

File: 1717428540958.jpeg (39.64 KB, 408x408, IMG_0253.jpeg)

in this manga about a dude being the dom to one girl and sub to the other, even the female managaka doesn't make him as giddy about subbing as he is for domming, there isn't even a real view of him, just close ups of the girls and heavily eroticized expressions. she's just pussybrained enough to write a BL oneshot and a male character in a partially sub position but too cockbrained to pursue her true talent and make yuri content for lesbians. if i can't be happy, can't the lesbians at least be happy?

No. 2034223

I HAVE JUST RECEIVED THE WORST NEWS EVER.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING ABOUT HIM EARLIER THIS WEEK AND TODAY I SEE THIS. NO GOD NO NONOONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No. 2035625

File: 1717525460704.jpg (17.28 KB, 678x452, 1000043261.jpg)

May Elsie deliver our girls from unbasedom

No. 2035636

File: 1717525964057.jpg (26.76 KB, 306x414, 1000043268.jpg)

>manhwa called Man Slave
>obvious male on female rape fetish
>ML LI tries to rape FL and attacks another female character and FL doubles down on treating him like a slave
>handmaidens in the comments "oh nooo pwoor babieee FL is such a bitch you don't need to go so harsh on him over a misunderstandinggggg we could've had A CONCESSUAL FEMDOM MAWHA"
the nightmare never ends

No. 2035841

File: 1717533963860.png (723.5 KB, 1440x1469, 1000043303.png)

>>2035636
males would never sperg this hard in the comments of nhentai, nigga it is not that serious

No. 2037768

why are teenagers obsessed with minecraft so retarded

No. 2037770

why are teenagers obsessed with minecraft so retarded

No. 2038113

I want to complain about something but I can't because the people who like them are acting like autists with a new special interest who cannot physically stop themselves from sperging and I don't want to acknowledge them. But it's fucking annoying.

No. 2038596

I want chicken nuggets so baddddddddd

No. 2040931

File: 1717861517298.jpg (20.78 KB, 739x415, 1000031125.jpg)

Fagmin Has Turned Out To Be Just As Useless As All The Others.

No. 2041500

crying because they won’t even let you have fun on da off topyic boardt of all boardts

No. 2042247

File: 1717939659334.gif (5.09 MB, 498x498, asobi-asobase.gif)

it's always the girls most neurotic about their appearance with an ED with posts about women made into aesthetics that whiteknight ugly men the hardest, why is this 19yo anachan defending fridgeman Barry Keoghan?

No. 2042441

File: 1717952631807.jpg (32.71 KB, 443x332, 1000031405.jpg)

I wish I wasn't so ugly so I could make realistic indulgent art of me with my husbando without wanting to vomit. I'm so sad why is my stupid face so fucked up. If I was President I would make it illegal for ugly people to have kids so no one else has to suffer my fate.

No. 2042451

>>2042441
i used to feel like this too nonnie, sometimes i still do, but it started getting better after i stopped looking at myself in mirrors and photos and avoided content meant for males and realizing the simple fact that socialization makes it so that when a male is ugly, he makes sure everyone knows it and beats them up over it so you should try your best to avert that. you don't have to think yourself a model, just someone worthy of love as anyone else, when you hurt yourself like this, it only makes shitty scrotes happy, there's nothing an oppressor loves more than a slave that whips themself.

No. 2042480

>>2042451
I know it's not healthy but it's so hard to stop, thanks nonnie

No. 2042638

File: 1717963176905.gif (982.68 KB, 500x375, realtyping.gif)

I type an average of 100wpm which I like to flaunt whenever the IT bros walk around me at work because they treat me like a retard who's never used a computer before. And I've seen how slowly they all chicken-peck at their keyboards

No. 2042728

Spent years thinking the last few lines of blurs beedlebum was him singing "piss on, piss on, piss on me" and finally looked it up today.

No. 2043469

i did it gurls i gave in to the ai trend plaguing our communities. the worst part is it's not even good and gets way too horny for no reason right before cockblocking ITSELF. but sometimes it shits out something so unexpected it actually gets me laughing. it's like roleplaying with a friend who never passed grade 10 english but is still really into the book you both like.

No. 2043921

The amount of male Youtubers reacting to the Alien Romulus trailer atm, seeing the visual reference to the whole 'baby romulus and remus feeding from the mother wolf' story and they're like.. omg so hot, thick ass women! That's 2 baby boys..

No. 2043931

File: 1718028545239.jpg (142.53 KB, 1007x540, xeno chair.jpg)

I need the H R. Gigger gaming chair, nonnas

No. 2043937

File: 1718028894417.webp (67.36 KB, 640x640, the-hr-giger-home-collection-v…)

>>2043931
I prefer the sofa

No. 2044072

File: 1718036991491.jpg (126.28 KB, 768x1024, 1000031468.jpg)

I was always disgusted by the idea of pilk but I guess it is kind of similar to a rootbeer float.

No. 2044086

>>2044072
Pilk is the lamest sounding name for anything

No. 2046845

After days of scrolling the catalog I've finally found my beloved dumbass shit thread

No. 2047011

>>2046845
now keep clicking the link until it shows up in your most visited tabs and you'll never lose us again ♥

No. 2047492

>>2046845
>not having it bookmarked already
smh

No. 2048514

File: 1718341236468.jpg (771.79 KB, 3072x3072, naked-mole-rat.jpg)


No. 2048776

File: 1718363570408.jpeg (3.3 MB, 3024x4032, CAT TREATS.jpeg)


No. 2050389

File: 1718484787123.jpg (10.25 KB, 228x215, 1000031908.jpg)

please universe, fix my anxiety and help me get a cool sweet gf, thx

No. 2050392

File: 1718484881072.jpg (110.03 KB, 725x1200, cat (3).jpg)

>darknet/true crime/lost media YT channel owners after advertising their merch store and sponsor of the day after discussing the acts of a cannibalistic pedophile involved in a Christian children's show

No. 2051475

File: 1718558779946.png (80.23 KB, 500x571, 1000031988.png)

I just don't think it's right that Goofy has canonically had sex. No way.

No. 2051594

Crystal cafe bans are so odd. I got banned for posting a compliment on someone's art on the bio chan thread. Like wut

No. 2051855

dont act like i told ya. dont act like i told ya dont act like i told ya

No. 2052733

File: 1718632116826.jpg (138.74 KB, 675x1200, 1700936194301.jpg)

there is no greater hilarity than a post made in the screencaps thread to getting posted in that very screencaps thread

No. 2052772

File: 1718635824737.jpg (148.2 KB, 632x748, 88avrsmcw8461.jpg)

I used to rule Dumbass Shit
Nonnies would rise when i gave the keks
Now in this thread, I post alone
Sweep the sides I used to own

No. 2052819

>>2052772
I used to roll the dice
feel the fear in the farmhands eyes
listen as the nonnas would kek
now the old queen is dead, long live the queen

No. 2053262

File: 1718662760677.gif (69.19 KB, 220x136, 1000032119.gif)

Did I stay up 3 hours longer than I should have to practice painting my husbando even though I've been exhausted all week and have work tomorrow? Maybe. I don't understand color at all and I want to cry.

No. 2053758

File: 1718693439143.jpg (51.84 KB, 960x540, 51ue96.jpg)

>>2052819
One minute, I held the key
Next, the autosages were closed on me
And I discovered that my nonnies stand
Upon keks of salt and keks of sand

No. 2054058

RETARD YOGA

No. 2054651

File: 1718743684671.webp (Spoiler Image,30.58 KB, 443x427, 1718740710786.webp)

Raspberry heaven
hitori ja naite yakusoku shita ne heaven Raspberry heaven amai namida rakuen de mata hohoen de

Raspberry heaven
mukae ni kita no yasashii yume no heaven Raspberry heaven, I'm coming back to you rakuen no hana saita hi ni kimi to futari… futari de aimashou

No. 2055704

File: 1718780325747.jpg (51.99 KB, 500x332, Tumblr_l_1246039114770843.jpg)

It's been 20 years and every time I hear/read "tailor made" I still think of that one guy from I Love New York. Why is that so ingrained in my psyche, please let me rest…

No. 2055779

File: 1718788353408.jpg (198.41 KB, 1600x900, howl.jpg)

Based Miyazaki making Howl into a handsome strapping young man instead of a hairy womanizer

No. 2055799

>>2055779
He was my first crush. As an adult now I really relate to his meltdown over his hairdye kek

No. 2055801

>>2051475
Not only had sex but was married. And his last name is Goof. Goofy Goof. The fuck

No. 2055802

>>2055801
And Goofy Goof was fucking, you know that mfer was HUNG too

No. 2055805

>>2055802
NONA KEKKK

No. 2055974

>>2055799
i love Howl too nonnie, it wasn't until recently that i got to watch the movie, so i don't have much emotional connection to it but when he first showed up his handsome looks and voice made my heart go doki doki. also, i don't care for Bale's voice acting, he sounds too old for my tastes

No. 2057245

Why are so many old ass threads being bumped? Huh

No. 2057463

dumbass

No. 2057515


No. 2057578

lolcowfarm

No. 2057704

File: 1718913222586.jpg (34.51 KB, 275x362, 1000043668.jpg)

a latina? with no body hair? euphoria truly is fictional

No. 2057997

>>2057704
Kek, I love Maddy

No. 2058220

File: 1718946057692.png (1.86 MB, 1000x1240, cardee.png)

she looks straight outta broad city here

No. 2061013

File: 1719151318972.png (1.51 MB, 950x687, uhoh.PNG)

O-oh?

No. 2061283

File: 1719167826912.jpg (8.19 KB, 225x225, 1000032671.jpg)

Ice T and Siouxsie??!? He really does stand with goths…

No. 2061925

>>2061283
He actually has a nice smile, it’s kinda sweet and cute, with a little dimple

No. 2061977

File: 1719213145911.png (259.52 KB, 575x595, Dutch Kitty.png)

dutch kitty

No. 2061978

File: 1719213271134.gif (6.95 MB, 786x500, 1000032679.gif)

I have the house all to myself until Thursday and I have no fucking idea where my vibrator charger is REEEEEEEEEEE!!! and pro tip from me, the cheap """shower massager""" I bought off amazon is better than the actual sex toys I have tried, that shit is all a scam. GODSPEED SISTERS WISH ME LUCK!

No. 2061979

File: 1719213661296.png (120.21 KB, 575x595, braziliancatto.png)

>>2061977
brazilian kitty i tried

No. 2061989

File: 1719214788084.jpg (4.58 KB, 275x183, 1000032685.jpg)

I don't want to be at work I just want to draw husbando all day, life is so unfair.

No. 2062000

File: 1719215600299.png (1.24 MB, 2396x2479, chaton2.png)

>>2061979
french kitty

No. 2062547

File: 1719263162231.jpg (39.01 KB, 900x900, 1000032710.jpg)

I'm watching one of those teen mom shows and these fools are crying over mfs that look like this and calling them their soulmates. Not a braincell to be found holy shit.

No. 2063679

File: 1719341622337.png (1.9 MB, 2396x2479, germanKitty.png)

>>2062000
german kitty

No. 2063696


No. 2063709

File: 1719342579073.png (38.89 KB, 2048x1715, 1000016431.png)

I'm making little fun web games

No. 2063711

>>2061989
Girl same…

No. 2063712

>>2061979
Are you southern?

No. 2063721

>>2063712
kek i'm from none of the countries i've made cat edits of so far

No. 2063739

>>2063721
samefag, now that i think about it, i could've given the kitty a head towel wrap like she's had her 5th shower of the day.

No. 2063748

>>2063721
Lol looks nice, nona, thanks.
>>2063739
LMAO

No. 2063797

File: 1719346449385.png (1.34 MB, 2396x2479, Suomillankitty1.png)

>>2063679
finnish kitty

No. 2063806

File: 1719346553007.png (1.51 MB, 2396x2479, Suomillankitty2-after sauan.pn…)

>>2063797
also finnish kitty

No. 2064480

File: 1719367055955.jpg (78.71 KB, 1080x712, 075223506f7b02e16376ac6bdff2bf…)

all it takes is one retard's incessant need to feel kweeler than others to derail an entire thread, we get it we get it, your life iz awesome and all ur h8rs sux and they're all jelly of u and ur swag

No. 2064485

File: 1719367530150.jpg (30.69 KB, 563x519, hmm.jpg)

they always think it won't be their Nigel

No. 2065816

>>2063709
thats awesome, what language are you using?

No. 2067056

File: 1719484725114.jpeg (56.42 KB, 500x589, IMG_3958.jpeg)

>see shifty large bug out of the corner of my eye
>think it's a roach
>there is nothing more I hate than giant roaches
>throw sandal at it
>it seems to disappear
>no wait it's flying again
>roaches can't fly that fast if they can fly at all
>bug starts flying swiftly around my head and changes positions
>look up at wall
>wait
>it's an enormous moth

if I had known it was a moth I wouldn't have tried to smash it, I'm sorry moth

No. 2067296

File: 1719506453240.png (24.53 KB, 300x250, lkGPaGC3R3.png)

today in nonnies standup for Lolcow Comedian Club: How does Hitler like his bed? Kampfy

No. 2067300

>>2067296
Kekked

No. 2067314

File: 1719507560763.jpg (102.11 KB, 980x551, 000_34W44QV.jpg)

>>2067296
that made him laugh

No. 2067376

>>2067314
not a baguettechan or ouiaboo, who that?

No. 2067468

File: 1719514466511.png (1.23 MB, 2396x2479, italiankitty.png)

>>2063806
italian kitty

No. 2067472

File: 1719514566833.webp (24.34 KB, 640x480, nooooo.........webp)

>>2061977
i just found out miffy is dutch, i could've included her…

No. 2067498

File: 1719516418354.jpg (629.82 KB, 1920x1080, lifeorbath.jpg)

Life or Bath?

No. 2068299

File: 1719546875084.jpg (74.33 KB, 768x768, 1000033139.jpg)

Vibing, feelin good. Everything's gonna be alright.
>>2067296
Lol, here's mine:
>Where did the king keep his armies?
>In his sleevies

No. 2068939

File: 1719589590898.jpeg (46.51 KB, 1080x1920, IMG_4177.jpeg)

Stacy is good

No. 2070086

File: 1719629236773.jpeg (177.74 KB, 669x798, IMG_4347_polarr.jpeg)

>redownloads polarr
>is it just as shitty as I remember it being the last time
>ABSO-LUTELY

No. 2070097

>>2070086
wtf are those nails

No. 2070103

>>2070097
this is at least a year old picture but I was trying to be qUirKy by doing 3 different colors

No. 2071030

File: 1719691051339.gif (31.37 KB, 112x112, 1000033283.gif)

I think I fucked up. I think I fucked up. I feel so dumb I wish I could take it back. This fucking sucks.

No. 2071044

>>2070086
Carreychan you are cute but you gotta stop posting personal pics.

No. 2071691

File: 1719724399821.jpeg (215.29 KB, 1092x488, IMG_4243.jpeg)

>>2071044
I've been kinda manic and backsliding lately, but I'm never stupid enough to uncensor myself
I mean I'm pretty stupid, but I'm not that stupid
But I am pretty stupid
Tonight I am drunk

Side note: why reuploading old clips from 2017 all of a sudden, tiff?

No. 2071696

File: 1719724543638.jpeg (418.2 KB, 1096x1170, IMG_3543.jpeg)

>>2071030
My entire life since TwentyTwenty

No. 2071714

File: 1719725272128.jpeg (800.7 KB, 1170x1559, IMG_4246.jpeg)

>>2071691
I'm gonna smoke a cigarette again bc I cannot believe people actually boldfaced take advice from this man. Like I swear to god anyone who idolizes someone as clearl unhinged as 2016-current Jim Carrey needs to be lobotomized, euthanized, and brain needs to be studied under 24/7 surveillance for what the fuck is wrong with their ass

I cannot believe anyone looks at his craggy horse in virginia hepatitis syphilis jaundiced herp chylamudia h pee vee crumpled facial wasted alcoholic heroin addict face and says yeah that's a smart guy. he looks like he could disintegrate into thin air at any moment

No. 2071740

File: 1719726209686.jpeg (97.48 KB, 700x700, IMG_6478.jpeg)

lonk catt

No. 2071755

File: 1719727694126.jpeg (74.69 KB, 750x712, 764302E9-E120-4C59-919E-A1BC1F…)

my college's meme IG page changed it's pfp to the meme of the HWAK PTHU bj girl meme, that's how i know for certain its a degenerate worthless scumbag vulvaless inferior existence that runs that page

No. 2071756

>>2071755
I'm so confused on how this meme is so popular

No. 2071761

File: 1719727977110.jpg (192.2 KB, 613x536, Evil laugh starts playing.jpg)

>>2071756
idc, i'm praying for that tiny cock that talks to post something offensive in true retard scrote fashion and get the page taken down.

No. 2071763

>>2071755
the memes not even funny it's just trashy. I don't understand why it's taken off so much.

No. 2071862

>>2071044
>>2071714
Wait Carreychan HATES him? I thought she husbandoed him, or are there multiple Carreychan's? I swear there was one that wanted to fuck him

No. 2072172

>>2071862
iirc she used to want to fuck him, but ended up hating him after looking into his behavior

No. 2072281

File: 1719763507932.gif (4.39 MB, 398x404, 1000033452.gif)

WHY DOESN'T MY STUPID ECHEVERIA WANT TO LIVE WHYYYYY YOU GIVE ME SO MANY PROBLEMS AND YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE REEEEEEEE. FUCK. i noticed a bunch of leaves fell off and I touched some more to check them and they straight up just popped off wtf. they are my problem child THEYRE NOT EVEN PINK LIKE THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE. At least they propagate easily…this sucks

No. 2072473

File: 1719770041943.jpeg (200.1 KB, 894x894, IMG_4268.jpeg)

>>2071862
>>2072172
if it helps explain things (and it doesn't) I have bipolar and borderline and am also neurodivergent. I struggled with separating the art from the artist when it came to weighing his actions against performances and moments I enjoyed and my admittedly zealous fetishization of his appearance. I am also perpetually guilt laden, so every contradiction weighs on me like a ton of bricks.

this doesn't make sense, but when you live with a circus inside your brain 24/7 nothing does.

No. 2072527

>>2072281
Okay I ended up repotting EVERYONE even though the rest were doing fine, it was a little too big for them anyways and there are these mystery kalanchoe that started growing out of nowhere underneath my donkey's tail and I've been wanting to separate them.

No. 2073009

abc

No. 2073076

I use kindergartner level insults sometimes because they hit harder than curses and swears. Everyone uses the latter now, they don't hit as hard. Power comes from rarity. It is truly worse to be called a playground insult like a smelly dingdong tbh.

No. 2073102


No. 2073479

File: 1719832042679.webp (16.42 KB, 390x280, catcomedian.webp)

Today in nonnies standup for Lolcow Comedian Club: What do you call a child you didn't want to have, that happens to be white? An Occident.

No. 2073800

File: 1719854387147.jpeg (475.58 KB, 1536x2048, IMG_3741.jpeg)

I feel bad saving pics of this random shitposter girl i ran across on twitter but she's really cute to me

No. 2073817

>>2073800
there's worse things you can do, i have Rfag's (supposed) nudes saved.

No. 2073901

>>2073817
Wow you're dastardly i only have that one screencap of the anon who posted an angled photo of her boobs squished together

No. 2074006

File: 1719867087362.jpg (665.34 KB, 1170x1165, RDT_20240702_06495239418809887…)


No. 2074021

>>2067376
a local nazi

No. 2074439

>>2074006
mf looks like a xenomorph

No. 2074535

>>2073800
i did not expect this girl to be posted on here kek she's not even a micro eceleb

No. 2074619

>>2074535
I found her randomly by accident and scrolled through her page. I think it was through some retweet of sillypoos picrew

No. 2074838

File: 1719930675847.gif (996.1 KB, 540x404, 1000033717.gif)

I wish I had someone to talk to, wouldn't even use the friend finder thread these days if I wanted to since it seems like everyone is underage. Bleh.

No. 2075020

>>2074838
talk to me nonny, what's up with you today?

No. 2075134

File: 1719946294867.jpeg (67.68 KB, 1020x664, IMG_4351.jpeg)

>>2074838
Understood nona. I wanted to repost my old friend finder listing from a couple years ago but I doubt it'll get any traction. I feel like my hobbies and interests and everything about me is so boring I basically attract no one. Which sucks because most of my online friendships have gotten more intermittent and I lost most of my irl friends to having a mental break and have struggled to forge new ones. So right now I'm a very lonely person.

No. 2075173

>>2075134
do it! i'll give it a go

No. 2075249

>>2075173
I've had a really bad past few days and I need someone to turn to but I'm too scared to talk to my new bf about it because I don't want to feel like I'm trauma dumping and make him run away. I don't really want to do that to anyone in fact

No. 2075345

>>2075249
repost it

No. 2075657

>>2075345
Did it nona

No. 2076540

File: 1720030755697.mp4 (496.62 KB, 480x852, ssstwitter.com_1720030582908.m…)

back massage

No. 2077045

File: 1720059301682.jpeg (81.61 KB, 733x698, IMG_4454.jpeg)

Maybe my 2d taste wasn't all that different from my real life taste after all

No. 2077949

File: 1720121458307.jpg (185.83 KB, 1200x675, 1000034203.jpg)

Me looking down on the "gfshshsh I'm ovulating rn" posts because I'm horny 24/7

No. 2078398

>>2077949
me looking down at posts of nonnies having to actively not shave because i've shaven once in my lifetime and it's because i used my father's face razor because i hated him so much.

No. 2078501

https://vocaroo.com/1ezNgW8hP5PQ
oh my god take me back the way that I was oh my gaaaawd

No. 2078505

>>2078501
oh my gaaaawd

No. 2078509

>>2078505
https://vocaroo.com/12HwlgzejXAJ

I'm 4th of July drunk so there is no way I'm getting the cats line right from faint muscle memory

No. 2078513

>>2078509
its still 4th of July? where i'm from, its already the 5th

No. 2078514

>>2078513
2 mins till 12am on central time

No. 2078522

File: 1720155847500.jpeg (1.54 MB, 2153x2143, E96DC22A-4757-41F3-9A8D-44DE3C…)

>>2078509
nonnie, bc you are drunk, i am going to tell you very nicely that you sound like an animecore ethot, in order to ease the insult, here is an image

No. 2078525

>>2078522
my voice could be compared to much worse I guess

No. 2078526

File: 1720156178748.gif (1.83 MB, 200x200, 1000034215.gif)

>>2078513
>anon learning about different time zones
It's still the 4th for a couple of hours here

No. 2078528

File: 1720156349579.jpg (38.7 KB, 640x632, hopes and dreams.jpg)

>>2078526
i know time zones nonnie i just don't know how many hours ahead(or behind?) USA would be pls no booly

No. 2078560

File: 1720158534949.jpeg (766.57 KB, 1170x851, IMG_4504.jpeg)

>pause tv show
>dudes eyes are wandering into space

No. 2078610

File: 1720163469731.jpeg (31.6 KB, 461x665, Dorothy_Trump.jpeg)

i said i'd edit dicks onto "boipussy" art but i'm now realizing i haven't done this before and i actually don't know how to, nonetheless i persist

No. 2078642

File: 1720165974686.png (Spoiler Image,2.57 MB, 1816x2048, GFhvyIaXIAEp47q.png)

>>2078610
i tried

No. 2078672

>>2078642
>saved
Thank you for your service

No. 2078698

File: 1720172409663.jpg (29.51 KB, 564x376, 2a398_998z978_d67.jpg)

>>2078672
i'm glad it was good enough for you nonnie, what should i keep in mind doing the next edit? other than look at references i guess

No. 2078725

File: 1720175858594.png (Spoiler Image,1.31 MB, 2048x1396, GEd3TWuXYAAwUAV.png)

>>2078642
samefag, anotha one

No. 2078789

File: 1720181713050.jpg (34.1 KB, 524x510, 1000034252.jpg)

>>2078698
idk they look fine to me, with the second one though your lines do stick out a little if I really zoom, the original line work is pretty smooth/looks blurred a little and your lines have a more gritty texture so just pay attention to that stuff, extreme nitpick though

No. 2078982

I'm sorry to anyone that husbando's the pigtail guy from jjk, I saw a troon cosplay as him and that's all I can think of when I see him now. Never really liked his design that much anyways but that definitely ruined it.

No. 2079055

File: 1720197312924.png (Spoiler Image,843.7 KB, 1067x1200, ver1.png)

>>2078725
the last TIF stuff i have to edit, now i just have the fanart she made of Billy and long haired guitar dude from Stranger Things that i want to edit out the moustaches from.

No. 2079056

File: 1720197349827.png (Spoiler Image,849.09 KB, 1067x1200, ver2.png)

>>2079055
another version with view of the dick

No. 2079058

File: 1720197514052.png (Spoiler Image,845.73 KB, 1067x1200, ver3.png)

>>2079056
and last version with the thighs edited to be higher, because i thought if it has to go in an asshole the legs have to be raised higher(?), worst part of all this was trying to find references for a fucking dick in an male ass that wasn't hardcore bara on deviantart

No. 2079059

File: 1720197593786.jpeg (73.55 KB, 1200x829, 0de63bc7-0fb2-424b-811e-c61f5c…)

>>2079055
>the last TIF stuff i have to edit
i spoke too soon

No. 2079060

>>2078789
thanks nonnie, it was my fault because i was too lazy to switch between a colouring brush and a sketching one, this time round i blurred+smudged it, i hope it's better.

No. 2079131

File: 1720202402003.png (Spoiler Image,883.84 KB, 1387x1331, F1km4tgWcAAj9vk.png)

>>2079058
idk how to render cum

No. 2079483

File: 1720246426035.jpeg (24.06 KB, 600x590, image0.jpeg)

>"you look like you lost 10 lbs"
>believe me I'm not trying to

during my anachan days I would've been over the moon and now it's all overwork, walking extra miles to straighten my back out, and depression induced forgetfulness…

No. 2079496

>>2079131
this artists art is too ugly to be saved, but thank you for your efforts

No. 2079509

File: 1720248996621.png (797.02 KB, 1080x869, IMG_4087.png)

Jodiana Grande

No. 2079513

>>2079496
i suppose, i like their art though i feel a strong lacryboy riddler x batman influence with the edgy and tiffy stuff she makes. also interesting, the tanned boy in >>2079058 , his skintone is just a more saturated version of most of the skintones she depicts, because i just borrowed the dick from >>2079058 to use in >>2079131 in a more desaturated form and another one i'm trying to edit.

No. 2079537

File: 1720253266746.png (Spoiler Image,1.59 MB, 2048x1812, F2E57frXUAAsJLo.png)

>>2079131
last one, for real now

No. 2079569

>>2079513
whats with this specific brand of edgy artist tifs? do they think being edgelords makes them more like men

No. 2079589

File: 1720261667187.gif (243.67 KB, 220x157, 1000034381.gif)

I don't want to do this anymore, where is my sugar momma, I would gladly be a stay at home wife for a woman. Please…
>>2079513
I like their art too, I don't think it's ugly, especially in the realm of tif art I have seen way worse. Thanks again nonna I am saving every single one.

No. 2079668

>>2079569
i think to begin with they have morbid interests(probably associated with why they transed), and get a kick out of the reactions to their art(Niko enjoys tweeting about her hate pages and messages)
>>2079589
thankuu nonnie, it was thinking of you that motivated me to finish this soulsucking paintjob >>2079537

No. 2080114

File: 1720316397319.jpeg (646.14 KB, 828x1234, IMG_1395.jpeg)

fox

No. 2080175

File: 1720323611017.jpg (502.45 KB, 1920x1080, ezgif-7-e559548582.jpg)

I love how they made her character a fujoshi kek

No. 2080666

File: 1720367836248.jpeg (98.57 KB, 1566x881, 190308-fallon-who-let-the-dogs…)

WHO LET THE NORMIES IN!(WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO?)

No. 2081309

I miss faceapps morph features…

No. 2081981

File: 1720458364336.png (1.27 MB, 1080x1055, 1000034641.png)

Damn, why did you guys report tarot schizo, that was so funny. Boooo.

No. 2082055

File: 1720461974222.jpeg (339.5 KB, 556x675, IMG_4623.jpeg)

This guy looks like the human version of gigachad, he creeps me out

No. 2082587

File: 1720508084667.jpeg (198.3 KB, 1170x560, IMG_4739.jpeg)

I love spotting grammatical mistakes in published news articles. I feel like I've been seeing them more
>creato

No. 2082636

Test

No. 2082638

>>2082636
What'd you get banned for? You cheeky little shit..

No. 2082639

>>2082636
Oh thank god

No. 2082641

>>2082638
How did you respond so fast I thought this place was a ghost town. And it was someone else's ban I swear!!! I got scared cause it said it was a forever ban, I'm an innocent woman

No. 2082642

>>2082641
Kek I always keep the tab open cause it's too hard to find again once I close it

No. 2082968

File: 1720540508683.jpg (37.44 KB, 630x464, 1000034815.jpg)

Bislut this bislut that. You've ruined the vibes of my favorite horny thread, why can't you be normal.

No. 2083205

File: 1720552318249.jpeg (128.44 KB, 736x735, IMG_4668.jpeg)

How I feel lately

No. 2083236

File: 1720554578585.png (868.76 KB, 1354x784, itsokayidontneedtheemailivebee…)

>"upgrade now, if you don't well stop working by date X"
>don't upgrade
>date X
>software stops working
>be me
>picrel
Steam hasn't pulled through yet though, and they announced it last year for the first of this one.

No. 2083384

File: 1720564720663.gif (2.7 MB, 640x360, 19079668.gif)

/m/ is turning into /ot/ now. the last chill board, gone. ruined. what have you retards done?

No. 2083549

>>2083236
Discord did that to me since my Mac OS is old and now I'm stuck using the web version. It wasn't supposed to auto update either. Reeeeeeee

No. 2083666

File: 1720586072897.jpg (45.63 KB, 1078x576, 1000034911.jpg)

>>2083384
It's truly over nonna, it's just constant bait and infighting everywhere, I never thought I would come to hate lolcow but it's unbearable

No. 2083708

File: 1720592811770.jpeg (399.93 KB, 1170x577, IMG_0443.jpeg)

it feels like I come here only when I'm not doing mentally well and the state of the site only goes downhill as time progresses (guess me and lolcow are birds of a feather)

I considered ect but it's apparently for severely depressed people, not manic depressive bipolar borderline fucks like me. I thought there was a lobotomy for every disorder but I guess not. I need a damn lobotomy

No. 2083710

File: 1720592862668.jpeg (578.14 KB, 731x734, IMG_6803.jpeg)

god i wish I still did projects instead I just rot all day when I'm not working

No. 2083735

File: 1720595151326.jpeg (903 KB, 1007x1786, IMG_4673.jpeg)

honestly I love my giant tapestry

No. 2083739

When I'm bored I tell moid "male feminists" online to kill themselves

No. 2083897

>>2083549
Discord is the other threat looming on the horizon, but I don't care about that one too much lmao

No. 2084220

File: 1720636359700.jpeg (91.43 KB, 1043x197, IMG_1242.jpeg)


No. 2084229

right now I'm trying to upload every piece of celebrity gossip I've collected into a folder and I wish I'd categorized them by celebrity earlier. I've been doing this since 2020 and I can't even remember who some of these are about kek

No. 2085372

File: 1720708271025.jpg (28.81 KB, 500x500, avatars-E6Bis0i3CUGJnmUY-VwqZ0…)

i'm suddenly in a bad mood and i can't remember why

No. 2086003

File: 1720754179260.jpeg (1.29 MB, 1170x850, IMG_4890.jpeg)

me and the girls on the way to behold horrors beyond our comprehension

No. 2086849

File: 1720816724354.jpg (23.67 KB, 818x568, 1000035533.jpg)

I finally understand the need for other women that love my husbando as much as I do now that I've lost one. I can sperg about him to other people but when they don't match my passion it just isn't very fun, they're still nice but I need someone that is willing to write a 20 page research paper on him. This sucks.

No. 2086920

>>2086849
The only friend I have who also likes my husbando is fujo about him and doesn't care about my yume autism which is a specific kind of hell.

No. 2087205

File: 1720844153791.png (44.06 KB, 739x189, Screen Shot 2024-07-12 at 11.1…)

These are all so wrong kek

No. 2087206

File: 1720844202087.png (40.1 KB, 751x148, Screen Shot 2024-07-12 at 11.1…)


No. 2087214

File: 1720844385656.png (47.55 KB, 786x243, Screen Shot 2024-07-12 at 11.1…)

>>2087205
>>2087206
it got ONE right

No. 2087221

>>2087205
>>2087206
>>2087214
KEK where is this from?

No. 2087225

File: 1720844767346.png (49.58 KB, 744x284, Screen Shot 2024-07-12 at 11.2…)

>>2087221
Chat GPT.

No. 2087235

File: 1720845380159.png (50.25 KB, 749x310, Screen Shot 2024-07-12 at 11.3…)

>>2087225
The only thing I can find is an IG account and an obit for someone who died in 2001, make it make sense

No. 2087239

I sent my mom a selfie of me ages ago and she just posted a yassified version of it on Facebook

No. 2087325

File: 1720857019762.png (2.22 MB, 1500x1500, cc4.png)


No. 2087326

>>2087239
Whenever my mother posts a pic of me on Facebook it reminds me why I'm not on facebook

No. 2087328

>>2087325
I actually got banned on an IP for calling a bunch of /tv/ users pedophiles but 4chan has never banned me for the jimposting strange enough

No. 2087374

File: 1720860309929.png (1.46 MB, 1500x1500, sigh.png)

just noticed he's making the same autist expression in the top two pictures
a very diverse once in a generation talent indeed yall eye roll into the sun

No. 2087977

File: 1720909394922.jpg (183.74 KB, 2000x1334, 1719521775229249.jpg)

Hi, i'm here for the job interview

No. 2088295

>>2087977
Holy shit is this official merch

No. 2089188

I'm just gonna fap my feelings away 4 the first time in awhile

No. 2090103

File: 1720991983151.png (95.21 KB, 797x733, 1000045571.png)

sometimes i wonder where you are, pillbug nonnie

No. 2090106

>>2090103
Oh, God, i was searching for it for so long. It just comes randomly to my mind fro time to time, kek. Thanks for posting it.

No. 2090111

File: 1720992528533.jpg (33.6 KB, 320x480, 1000045371.jpg)

>>2090106
kek nonnie, this post also pops up in my head randomly, sometimes i want to request art of the first scenario in the art req/trade thread but i have nothing to trade with and there's probably no nonnie insane enough to try it, sad

No. 2090130

File: 1720993205974.jpg (38.56 KB, 673x1200, 1000005085.jpg)

>>2090103
Sometimes I think "you know what, being a lolcor poster isn't that bad" and then I see things like this and realise what we're all tainted with.

No. 2090134

the pillbug poster brings all the nonnies to the thread, and they're like, what the fuck is this, damn right, the fuck is this

No. 2090174

Insane how many fetishes Byun Minho can fulfull

No. 2090699

>>2090103
How have I not seen this masterwork until now?

No. 2090949

The hate scrotes have for young white girls that have sex and just don't happen to be model-tier needs to be studied tf

No. 2091036

File: 1721041916934.jpg (365.42 KB, 2400x2400, 1000035784.jpg)

Why have I been vegetarian for years yet just found out that bacon bits are actually vegan?? And I just ate some very smokey cheese that reminded me of jerky, mmmmm

No. 2091700

File: 1721076949437.jpeg (2.33 MB, 2979x4026, 942C28D0-76F0-4810-A279-448EA7…)

this hits

No. 2092371

Great now I've got the I am rectangular song stuck in my head

No. 2093141

File: 1721158926260.png (793.89 KB, 712x1067, 1000036026.png)

Glenn eats pussy confirmed?

No. 2093217

File: 1721162991692.jpeg (367.25 KB, 1170x718, IMG_5223.jpeg)


No. 2093259

File: 1721165381289.jpg (102.76 KB, 554x702, x615jqonass11.jpg)


No. 2094031

File: 1721225564132.gif (594.2 KB, 220x138, soaring.gif)

my self esteem rising the moment i put on lip balm

No. 2094334

I think I found a farmers picmix account bc they just made one of reviewbrah lmao

No. 2094811

That drawing of Apu when he spills his McDonald’s makes me so sad I genuinely almost start tearing up. He doesn’t deserve it.

No. 2094818

>>2094811
Also the one where he’s holding daddy/helper Pepe’s hand while he spills his ice cream. Just no. Sick fucks get off on torturing Apu.

No. 2094900

File: 1721280011407.png (2.13 MB, 1500x1500, 103854285.png)


No. 2094924

File: 1721283579560.jpeg (290.68 KB, 1170x878, IMG_2399.jpeg)

If I ever know someone with a band I'm gonna recommend the name suffocating flesh prison

No. 2094929

File: 1721284286103.jpeg (870.42 KB, 1170x932, IMG_2425.jpeg)

>>2094924
I can't write worth shit anymore. But god I miss when I did

No. 2096230

File: 1721389017376.webp (18.66 KB, 389x280, smart-british-cat-performs-on-…)

Today in Lolcow Comedy Club: What do French people call a German lesbian? Allemandyke!

No. 2096302

>>2096230
I don't get it

No. 2096306

>>2096302
Allemande is French for "Germany", dyke is a slur for lesbians

No. 2096310

>>2096230
What a dapper looking young man, a human moid could never

No. 2097975

I should make a gallery site for all my face morphs but I know if anyone actually stumbled across it they'd just start asking questions I don't want to answer

No. 2099227

File: 1721615058980.jpeg (176.1 KB, 1074x1065, E05BE08B-CD06-40B0-A4DD-5BADD4…)

I have no cease and desists, I only worry about my impending zits

No. 2099228

File: 1721615117188.jpeg (403.61 KB, 2079x1386, E02683CD-22BC-49F0-8A65-79CB30…)

Life is boring hit me with your silver hummer

No. 2099238

File: 1721615407285.jpeg (170.29 KB, 589x1304, IMG_5284.jpeg)

This is 1000% the painting that hangs in the entrance of some philosophy major that you meet at an art gallery you go to for extra credit. You think you're gonna hook up, but then he spends about 30min talking about how he painted this as an self portrait of Mother Earth weeping for how out of touch he is with nature, and that's why he switched his major from political science to philosophy. And then you spend the 30min thinking "yeah this guy is cute and obviously he has money, but is starting this with him worth all the tortured artist bullshit I have to put up with??" And then you decide no, so you find some excuse to go home, get some late night Chinese take out, and swear to never try to get extra credit again

No. 2099243

>>2096306
Dyke is a slur??? I'm ESL, haven't had the chance to say it irl to anyone but I've certainly used it online thinking it was just a word for lesbian….

No. 2099245

File: 1721615638470.jpeg (38.62 KB, 265x266, IMG_9144.jpeg)

>>2099243
yes it's a derogatory term for lesbians since forever but some have reclaimed it (like picrel)

No. 2099247

File: 1721615724338.jpeg (376 KB, 1599x2068, A15B3347-DFCA-4101-A598-4CE45C…)

my group chats regularly clowned on him as well, so honestly
sue us all bro

No. 2099287

I took an elevator tonight alone with Chris Jericho. I was too starstruck (never happens) and didn't want to annoy him so I just said nothing.

No. 2099313

File: 1721620599242.jpeg (82.05 KB, 1170x505, image0.jpeg)

This thread is hidden enough that I can just post my dumbassery and nobody will give a rats asshole

I don't know why I ever try to blackpill retard ass 4chan when there's always some degree of incels who will defend him, but between that, the "he hit the wall hard" shitposting was funny

No. 2099314

>>2099287
Interesting. Do you live in a city where a lot of celebrities are spotted or is this out of the ordinary

No. 2099335

File: 1721621675427.jpeg (21.26 KB, 398x398, image0.jpeg)

>>2099313
there's also anons who've taken to using this dumbass j*m meme I made and it's not even a godforesaken good one

I cannot believe these men will believe that insipid and poorly thought out serial killer theory over anything I've ever had to say, it gets discussed and taken more seriously than anything about him being a stalker, media manipulator or pedo

>man being a stalker creep is not possible

>but man being a serial killer bc of number 23 numerology totally possible

No. 2099364

>>2099314
I was at a film festival for the premiere of Dark Match.

No. 2099378

>>2099364
Neat. So how was the movie? Was it any good?

No. 2099379

>>2099313
Kek, I've trolled 4chan moids a few times before and it's honestly so easy. They're all extremely gullible and easily rattled.

No. 2099386

>>2099378
It was good dumb fun. I recommend if you like b movies and/or wrestling. It's from the director of WolfCop.

No. 2099402

>>2099379
I've only been banned twice. I feel like they should've banned me for avatarfagging but they don't care

>banned for saying a post of mine from months back got censored by jannies

>on a different board nonetheless
>(jannies didn't like that and deleted my entire post including webm for being off topic)
>banned for calling moids on /tv/ pedophiles

>not banned for anything else

No. 2099404

>>2099386
I'd give it a whirl, I'll also recommend it to someone I know who enjoys wrestling, thanks nona

No. 2100111

File: 1721669722279.jpeg (60.04 KB, 489x633, B9A77AFE-6490-4AA3-8123-4CEE88…)

>post in thread where moids are being sexist about the wall about how men hit the wall harder then women
>thread gets deleted

No. 2100557

>>2100111
I don't understand how people still think he is attractive

No. 2100608

>>2100557
The last time he looked less walled was Wolf of Wall Street, but he was always pretty subpar and had a face that wasn't gonna age well IMO

No. 2100659

File: 1721687008910.jpeg (150.49 KB, 1170x552, IMG_5633.jpeg)

tv jannies are on a fucking power trip today

No. 2101064

File: 1721722078536.png (29.23 KB, 1204x142, cementchan.png)

>>2087225
cement chan is chris chan CONFIRMED ? ? ? ? ?

No. 2101091

>>2101064
I guess that's what he did in jail

No. 2101097

File: 1721727802690.jpeg (121.84 KB, 500x529, IMG_5190.jpeg)

I wish I feel sick was a longer comic, I'd love to see a serial about devi and tennas lives after the sickness debacle

No. 2101111

>>2101091
HELP, HE'S ESCAPING, THE RAPIST IS ESCAPING, HELP ME!!!

No. 2101483

File: 1721750411255.jpeg (236.04 KB, 1170x824, IMG_5666.jpeg)

>>2101111
Not so fast chris chan

No. 2101496

File: 1721750957536.jpeg (208.14 KB, 1170x724, IMG_5669.jpeg)

USELESS BOTS

No. 2101497

File: 1721750978709.jpeg (199.27 KB, 1170x536, IMG_5670.jpeg)

>>2101496
You don't belong on the internet

No. 2101523

File: 1721751955384.jpeg (306.1 KB, 1170x662, IMG_5673.jpeg)


No. 2101524

File: 1721751987782.jpeg (467.82 KB, 1170x1141, IMG_5674.jpeg)


No. 2101731

File: 1721756822444.jpeg (312.36 KB, 1170x678, IMG_5676.jpeg)


No. 2101734

File: 1721756905183.jpeg (438.48 KB, 1170x970, IMG_5677.jpeg)

Cement is missing lore

No. 2101738

File: 1721757136457.png (208.24 KB, 806x968, Screenshots_2024-07-23-13-51-4…)

>>2101734
I am very entertained

No. 2101743

>>2101738
Fascinating

No. 2101794

File: 1721758599017.jpeg (399.83 KB, 1170x916, IMG_5682.jpeg)

>>2101743
"seek employment to reduce her online presence" I'm crying

No. 2101799

File: 1721758749035.jpeg (362.76 KB, 1170x786, IMG_5683.jpeg)

Perplexity.ai is a little more detailed but not for every user

No. 2101803

File: 1721759115897.jpeg (362.15 KB, 1170x1040, IMG_5684.jpeg)

oh chatgpt finally got it right

No. 2102133

File: 1721780808977.jpeg (300.55 KB, 1170x1051, IMG_5724.jpeg)

>>2101803
Nevermind it's gone retardo

No. 2102196

I'm pretty sure we got scraped by ChatGPT too. Some of these are way too specific.

No. 2102210

>>2102196
A few days ago gpt was saying that it couldn't scrape the site and the descriptions are still on again off again, the closest to getting it right has been perplexity

No. 2102323

File: 1721789125673.jpg (23.08 KB, 519x490, 436404462_1101393940934569_836…)

My mask is off. I'm free! Sometimes posting here fucking sucks because of how I need to think about the right thread, the right language so I don't seem like a newfag, but I just wanna complain and blog and be anonymous!!!!!

No. 2102347

File: 1721791279945.jpeg (176.77 KB, 1200x1200, IMG_5739.jpeg)

Go off. I'm glad this thread still exists as a repository for our dumbassness. It moves slower than the rest of the site but goddamn it's a nice reprieve

No. 2102360

File: 1721792527549.jpeg (141.49 KB, 1170x1919, IMG_5731.jpeg)

i can't fucking unsee it. he literally has the fucking autism face and stare and it's constantly in his "serious roles". he does that fucking droopy open mouthbreather thing and it's so awkward looking

he basically said autism was a genetic defect that needed a cure
by your own principle you're a genetic defect who needs to be cured!

holy shit

No. 2102364

File: 1721792814195.jpeg (50.81 KB, 1024x261, IMG_1773.jpeg)

god why autistic men are the worst especially the kind of autistic moid who's in denial of the fact that he's autistic oh god oh why

No. 2102710

I have literally never heard of yuripedo before this week, who tf is that?

No. 2103069

>>2102710
I don't know her lore I think she was from /g/

No. 2103682

>>2103069
her lore seems to be that she's into yuri and lolicon and anons hate her for it deservedly and there's one schizo anon who kept accusing people of being her? that I'm gathering

No. 2103827

File: 1721887967636.png (878.76 KB, 1449x913, 1000046046.png)

behold the lesbian test, if your eyes drift towards the right you are in fact a true and bonafide lesbo dykie dyke

No. 2103886

>>2103827
Mine were about 50/50 split so that makes me bi I guess

and I am

No. 2103892

>>2103827
I'm straight but bodies like that do nothing for me, also I'd never opt to look at a moid instead of a cat.

No. 2103896

>>2103827
welp, time to put away my straight badge

No. 2105372

File: 1721983697456.jpeg (255.65 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_5915.jpeg)

happy birthday to me (I'm fucking old)

No. 2105381

File: 1721984239597.jpg (1.19 MB, 2750x3666, 21kdd2p32nf91.jpg)

>>2105372
Happy Birthday Nonna!!! It was hard to find a photo of a cat in a birthday cat that wasn't frightened or angry! I hope you like cats! And I hope you have a really great Birthday!! ♥♥♥

No. 2105796

>>2105372
Happy birthday nonny <3

No. 2105816

File: 1722015747501.gif (703.67 KB, 220x220, 1721076854732.gif)

>>2105372
Happy Birthday ♥

No. 2106132

File: 1722023718461.jpeg (89.78 KB, 735x687, IMG_3495.jpeg)


No. 2108119

File: 1722131156632.png (70.12 KB, 306x417, stopnoplz.png)

Oh so this is what we're doing now? Cancershipping? I want to blame zoomers but this smells like a millennial thing to do.

No. 2108294

File: 1722143242008.jpeg (211.52 KB, 1979x1583, image0.jpeg)

ngl I saw these extra pap shots for the first time the other day and it sent me into a violent rage when I was home alone the next day I got my period

can god please please please let me kick him in the face for REAL? or slap him? I don't care if I get sued for $200,000,000, i want to fucking slap him

No. 2108300

File: 1722143495725.png (82.54 KB, 307x298, IMG_9135.png)


No. 2108503

File: 1722163502576.gif (187.14 KB, 500x215, rainymood.gif)

I have so many reaction images but I only use the same 10 or so. They're all organized into neat little folders depending on the tone but most never get a chance to shine. I'm a failure of an image hoarding mother

No. 2108860

>>2108503
You're better than me, mine aren't even organized into folders, they're just strewn all over the place and improperly labeled

No. 2108880

File: 1722185156950.jpg (36.56 KB, 746x529, 05d7e7e0-bd0a-4696-9046-986296…)

>>2108860
If you can it's good to do it. It helped me contextualize myself and this site and I guess the internet in general. I try to draw less from the negative ones now but they are 19/24 folders. Anyway here's something from "politely smiling through rage" that I've never used

No. 2109678

File: 1722231345678.jpeg (71.54 KB, 1024x611, IMG_3589.jpeg)

'Cause Jimmy already knows
Jimmy already knows
Jimmy already knows
Jimmy already knows
So don't tell Jimmy
Jimmy already knows
(So don't tell Jimmy!)

No. 2109681

File: 1722231692610.mp4 (184.17 KB, 394x854, 6233573-3c1fbe769aa478c88e198e…)

>>2109678
pomf pomf kimochi!!

No. 2109718

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No. 2109721

>>2109681
Loving this whole situation.

No. 2109724

>>2109718
Reads like Rekieta's grocery list except missing doritos

No. 2109747

File: 1722240191601.jpeg (73.92 KB, 735x587, IMG_6083.jpeg)

I want it now

No. 2109755

>>2109678
Damn I havent heard a Eurotrip reference in ages. It won't matter. Jimmy is too big to fail. If a million people hear about this pedo and racism stuff it's a rounding error for his 350 million subs

No. 2109758

>>2109718
Holy kekk whats this from?

No. 2109776

>>2109758
madtv's parody of the powerpuff girls

No. 2109781

>>2109776
Thanks. Not my taste but the image is still funny

No. 2111556

File: 1722328353294.jpeg (83.39 KB, 305x500, IMG_7289.jpeg)

sometimes I'd rather be plucking my eyes out blind than be making the foolish decisions I make

No. 2112783

File: 1722394560109.jpeg (210.35 KB, 1170x632, IMG_8836.jpeg)

Girls trip to burn down bohemian grove

No. 2113056

>>2102360
the other thing i remember reading was that he'd pace around which is again super fucking autistic

this fucking scrote turned around and said "i hate autists" with his textbook autistic face and demeanor

No. 2113059

File: 1722402162057.png (114.05 KB, 276x214, funnie.png)

>>2109678
the entire mrbeast thing was so scummy from the start

No. 2113075

god I want mrbeast cancelled already he emanates such a sociopathic dark energy

sick of seeing his overpriced low quality merchandise everywhere

No. 2113107

File: 1722403106715.jpg (369.6 KB, 4435x1600, why.jpg)

>>2113075
You mean you don't this premo merch? Old merch obviously but still what the fuck is this shit?

No. 2113182

>>2113107
I saw one of his lunchboxes in the grocery store for $20 and wanted to flee

No. 2113273

>>2113182
atleast it's not lankybox

No. 2114538

File: 1722480130712.jpeg (352.4 KB, 1170x1512, 4D23561E-84D7-45FC-8253-DDC801…)


No. 2116861

>>2109678
Scotty doesn't know?

No. 2120443

File: 1722744942603.jpg (70.79 KB, 1170x1370, GUGx073aMAAxuDU.jpg)


No. 2120472

>>2120443
Chadification-chan?

No. 2120495

https://vocaroo.com/11sbs3RkgPlI
Technological advancement IS awesome
Praise the AI gods!

No. 2120588

File: 1722759435841.png (66.33 KB, 500x500, IMG_6374.png)

what is this, a Chick-fil-A nugget burrito?
I want to eat it

No. 2120595

>>2120588
What the fuck is going on in America and why can’t Canada get with the fucking program, we don’t even Chick-Fil-A here

No. 2121000

>>2120595
The Chick-fil-A founders probably don't want to expand to Canada even if it means money

No. 2121021

File: 1722786587122.jpeg (1.13 MB, 1170x1921, IMG_6425.jpeg)

Men really are a disease

like I don't even identify as religiously Jewish but I enjoy triggering pol scrotes. my great grandpa and grandpas didn't fight in wars and gas hitler spawn for nazis to still be spewing elders of zion propaganda, I'm sick of these slow brained inbreds

No. 2122018

File: 1722836228395.mp4 (2.3 MB, 320x710, lolololol.mp4)


No. 2123058

They all like, "Damn, Els, your flow be the hardest" (like)
I'm not a regular autist
Grrah, grrah
Goin' cow and I'm just gettin' started

No. 2123067

Nonnies on nonnies, they know how to move
'Oomers on 'oomers, they know how to 'oom
Bussin' that pack, goin' straight to the moo(goin' straight to the moo)
Off the moo-ce, actin' loose

No. 2123112

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No. 2123727

File: 1722918287875.jpeg (907.43 KB, 1170x1359, IMG_6454.jpeg)

If this woman is an actual pickme for Jm Crrey of all people and not just one of his assistants LARPing I'm gonna throw hands. I cannot fathom how a woman can be this much of a handmaiden

No. 2123736

>>2123727
like the media doesn't have an agenda against him, what is this bitch on? he OWNS ppl in the media who are contracted to both glorify him and paint him as the victim. He literally has the money to pay for and does pay for media manipulation. Imagine being so braindead you not only buy every lie he tells but also insist that he's not as evil as other human beings when he is inherently and intrinsically more corrupted and privileged than 99% of like the entire populace

I'm not gonna hold hands and sing kumbayah my lord kumbayah with some pedophile rapist who cyberstalks girls on the internet like a 16 year old incel, nobody that pathetic especially with that much money deserves the benefit of the doubt, he deserves to be put to death by lethal injection

No. 2123738

File: 1722918637405.jpeg (528.17 KB, 1170x856, IMG_6474.jpeg)

"I don't have an idol" but bitch bitch bitch you're idolizing him extensively in this chatgpt esque rant by insisting he's above committing very human atrocities kek

No. 2123815

File: 1722928081467.jpeg (296.97 KB, 1170x900, IMG_6475.jpeg)

>>2123727
>>2123736
>>2123738
Hi Linda fields Hill / Nicole Montez
I wanna slit my wrists cuz of you bitches
God I hope all these pickme cunts working for these rich incels die in a fiery car accident

No. 2125056

File: 1722992215516.jpeg (280.91 KB, 1170x1261, IMG_6531.jpeg)

I don't care much for her moid ocs or know jackshit about her or her alleged controversies but I love the way tamakuz draws women

No. 2126865

i'm having some herb bread and it somehow smells sweet and so it tastes sweet, it's so fucking weird wtf

No. 2127241

I feel like the spergs and schizos of late are evolving into a different breed, like pokemon.
Hopefully it gets even a little bit better after summer is over

No. 2128010

File: 1723186130377.png (437.13 KB, 1080x1122, 1000037942.png)

Why have I just seen this on tumblr oh my god. I knew of this account already but damn that's a lot of notes

No. 2128285

File: 1723211661104.jpg (Spoiler Image,59.28 KB, 1280x995, edit.jpg)

i tried editing some TIF art, but now it just looks like a woman with huge labia, plus, Ibispaint(which i use bc my photoshop sub expired) reduced the resolution

No. 2128336

Indian Stacy molests man on train call that chikankari

No. 2128551

File: 1723224711303.jpg (69.84 KB, 622x616, 1000038060.jpg)

Even prune juice doesn't make me shit. Should I buy those fucked up gummy bears? Does everyone else just have really weak stomachs or am I fucked up??

No. 2128600

File: 1723227971904.webp (99.7 KB, 1250x1250, DABUR-HAJMOLA-IMLI-TABLET-120_…)

>>2128551
eat fiber and random stuff with laxative effects, i have these litchi mints that i eat or picrel

No. 2129418

File: 1723267093922.jpeg (390.62 KB, 1059x577, IMG_9765.jpeg)

Met this lovely dog today who tried to sit in my lap and spend the rest of my shift with me. Cutest softest little shy derpy faced nugget. Then he had to go.

Really I want like five pets but I can't afford them while wage grinding… or even if I had a better job. Feelsbad.

No. 2129419

File: 1723267258157.jpeg (417.33 KB, 729x1057, IMG_6801.jpeg)

>>2128551
I take magnesium laxatives
Don't do stimulant laxatives for nearly a decade like I did, they will fuck ya up, that's why I switched to magnesium

No. 2129641

File: 1723289256438.jpg (173.18 KB, 1080x1080, 1000038154.jpg)

I never drink but the colors are so pretty it makes me want to buy it
>>2129419
I will buy some of these and see how it goes, I've never read about magnesium helping with this before.

No. 2129703

File: 1723294494393.png (453.5 KB, 480x713, xena.png)

Mfw I found the dumbass shit thread again

No. 2129712

>>2129703
welcome nonnie

No. 2129713

>>2129703
please stay forever, don't leave me

No. 2129718

File: 1723295558176.png (96.11 KB, 300x307, toll.png)

>>2129712
>>2129713
Thanks! Don't worry I have so much dumbass shit in me I'm never leaving

No. 2129721

>>2129718
thanku nonnie, same here, my dumbassry is not mundane enough for the mundane shit thread

No. 2130147

I love mustard so much. Spicy, plain, dijon or honey it doesn't matter as long as it's not English style. I want to marinade in that good stuff, make my blood yellow

No. 2130249

File: 1723327810967.png (1.83 MB, 1400x788, IMG_6834.png)

guess I'm gonna have to find a shady movie site to watch maxxxine on cuz I missed it when it was in theaters

I'm pissed

No. 2130401

>>2130249
It’s actually good, I hope you enjoy it nonnie. I got to see in theatres with my sister and it was just the two of us, no one else in there kek. I worry theatres might go extinct someday so I’m trying to go while they’re still around, I hope you find a link for it somewhere!! Also the soundtrack was good too!

No. 2130425

File: 1723341296382.jpeg (136.13 KB, 1200x1200, IMG_6839.jpeg)

>>2130401
I meant to go earlier but I got swamped with work. I feel like horror movies shelf life in theaters is shorter and shorter. I also remember seeing last night in soho in a nearly empty showing. I can't believe my local theaters sacrificed their screens for kids movies and couldn't have have kept it a little longer… gahhhh

No. 2130426

File: 1723341332705.gif (3.54 MB, 320x240, gfoe.gif)

I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE WHEN WILL THEY FUCKING TAKE THIS OFF AUTOSAGE STUPID MODERATION

No. 2130429

>>2130249
Wait it already came and went?? I wanted to see it and hoped it wouldn’t be too scrote-pandering with the porn plot. I loved Pearl

No. 2130465

File: 1723343778164.png (33.57 KB, 894x192, Screen Shot 2024-08-10 at 9.34…)

>>2130429
Came out around early July and none of my local theaters are showing it anymore. I am sad

It Ends with Us and Deadpool & Wolverine are probably gonna be on screens for over a month if they do well financially but of course a horror movie gets shafted

No. 2130794

File: 1723377532193.jpeg (10.35 KB, 275x218, 1723178814418.jpeg)

>>2130426
There's much worse threads than dumbass was during hellweek now. They'll have to unsage this during the next one. I know they have to.

No. 2130849

File: 1723382605377.jpg (22.87 KB, 894x479, 1000038259.jpg)

Are there more Aussies and Brits on lolcow these days? Why is cunt becoming so popular. And I don't care if you ladies think I'm dumb and sensitive, it is objectively stupid to use pussy, bitch, cunt, etc as insults. You're constantly reinforcing femininity/women as something negative. Grow a brain and do better I am so tired.

No. 2130897

>>2130849
It's because """""serving cunt"""" is the current faggot buzzword, at least that's what I think. I'm a brit and I never say it, especially not towards another woman

No. 2130993

File: 1723391533163.png (37.51 KB, 794x462, blahblahblah.png)

>>2130897
I looked this up to confirm it and wow, I don't think I've ever seen this amount of words together that disgusted me this much.

No. 2131041

File: 1723393581677.jpeg (197.87 KB, 1280x1014, IMG_6819.jpeg)

god she's so cute and I love this shoot

No. 2132843

File: 1723488774169.png (2.57 MB, 1500x2484, carreydiariesdavid_copy.png)

Another Infograph coming through

No. 2132930

I don't really check in here that often, what is going with the American Dad posting? Why is it everywhere

No. 2133320

File: 1723512560424.jpeg (116.78 KB, 750x743, 265DA12E-3B67-4CA9-B7A7-7231EE…)

>>2132930
basedness that’s what it is being baseddd

No. 2133399

>>2132930
Because Francine is a Stacey and some nonnas wanna fuck Stan for some reason

No. 2133465

File: 1723519072998.jpeg (167.43 KB, 1200x1200, IMG_6791.jpeg)

gonna start megposting

No. 2133684

>>2133465
Please do I love meg

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No. 2133695

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No. 2133865

>>2133465
Yessss I fucking love Meg so much, I’d like to think if she were real she’d be both a cow and a farmer

No. 2133872

>>2133692
>>2133695
What is this? Is this you? And are you talking about Jordan Peterson? If so I agree, I wanna hatefuck him too.

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No. 2134614

>>2133872
Well most of it's about you know who shall not be named not to setoff Google alert
The sad thing about Peterson is that he sort of would fit my favorite physical male phenotype, tall lanky weird looking crazy eye men, but current Peterson is a anachan looking mess who needs to be fed fatty food kek

No. 2135017

File: 1723614304539.jpeg (134.73 KB, 1200x675, IMG_7203.jpeg)

fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars

No. 2135228

>>2134614
perhaps some pussy as well?

No. 2136056

>>2135228
And some water

No. 2137453

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DUMBASS SHIT!!!!! WHAT'S UP????? THE LONELINESS IS ALL CONSUMING AND WILL KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 2137554

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they really over stacked my sandwich with spinach today

No. 2137802

>>2137453
if the all consuming loneliness hasn't killed you yet, then maybe it can't at all, it's tricking you, don't let it

No. 2138018

>>2137802
NTAYRT but i'm trying and it's not working

No. 2138455

File: 1723779204034.jpeg (128.83 KB, 741x599, IMG_7166.jpeg)

If there's another pandemic there better be a zombie outbreak this time

No. 2139070

File: 1723820328315.jpg (384.09 KB, 2048x2399, 1000038962.jpg)

I drank too much coffee I'm shitting and my heart is racing. I miss old lolcow.

No. 2139229

I fink you freaky and I like you a lot
I fink you freaky and I like you a lot
I fink you freaky and I like you a lot
I fink you freaky and I like you a lot

No. 2139945

File: 1723875159897.jpeg (27.2 KB, 970x550, image0.jpeg)

I LURVE BEING BIPOLAR ITS AWESUMMM

sWEET CHARITY LET THE ALCOHOL LULL ME TO SLEEPY BYE

No. 2139949

I wish I had a clone of him with the evil and stds removed bc when I'm drunk my lingering sexual attraction starts waving its tendrils and I wanna die thinking abot it

Like if clones are real… hypothetically give me one. I will shut up for the rest of my life if he was functional, made good money, didn't have a farm of stis and didn't turn evil. I swear to god

No. 2139967

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my innocent confession of the day is I used to think nermal was a girl for some reason

No. 2140377

I just got one of those Palestine scam accounts asking me for donations on tumblr
>>2139967
Same

No. 2140803

File: 1723922764112.jpeg (110.01 KB, 750x925, IMG_7394.jpeg)

>>2140377
I also thought piglet from Pooh was a girl

No. 2141696

freeky

No. 2142537

>>2139967
eyelashes == girl with cartoon animals. Maybe slap a bow on there too

No. 2142566

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>>2142537
Or the color pink
Or just looking remotely girly
It's like how people think all Sanrio characters are girls

No. 2142568

File: 1724022433877.jpg (344.08 KB, 2048x885, 1000006731.jpg)

>>2140803
Same, I also used to think that Rabbit was a "grumpy old woman" archetype kek. I was so disappointed as a kid when I learned he was a guy.

No. 2142667

eeeeAaaaaaawwewooooaahhhhhhhoooooowaaaaggghhhhoooooooo

No. 2142697

banned on cc
I'm just going to change my IP for the thousandsth time, I didn't even do anything wrong

No. 2142833

xbox play love hurts by nazareth.

No. 2142981

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stupid

No. 2142995

>>2142697
It’s retardedly easy to get banned on cc, sometimes it’s just saying something the mod disagrees with. They remind me of security guards who take their position to seriously and think they’re cops or something kek

No. 2143014

File: 1724044076617.jpeg (83.1 KB, 473x471, IMG_7343.jpeg)

>>2142995
cc is so inactive it's a wonder the mods are there at all, theyve banned me faster sometimes than they took down racebait, its like they want channers to take over

No. 2143016

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I'm pretty sure that anon on cc who was pissy I said David Icke was a shitty person and antisemite followed me onto here and has harassed my posts on lc a few times

it's probably a scrote

No. 2143018

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No. 2143183

>>2143018
i love you megsister

No. 2143350

I’m farting nonnies!!!!

No. 2143536

weeeooooooowwweeeeeooooooo

No. 2143552

File: 1724079758663.jpeg (91.44 KB, 474x902, IMG_7478.jpeg)

>>2143183
and I love YOU random nona

No. 2143789

File: 1724091780333.png (1.62 MB, 984x741, 1718998195220.png)

Chilling in my dumbass pond

No. 2143969

File: 1724100604526.gif (1.16 MB, 477x333, 1722913208870.gif)

Vent, Stupid Questions and Unpopular Opinions have become the Dark Triad of Shit. Dumbass shit used to contain some of the shit but current shit has become mean and spiteful af in the last couple months. It's either legit mean or bait mean. I miss nice shit.
Also here's a gif I've been wanting to use for a while but everything here is so negative I haven't got the chance. I wish I knew where it came from.
I'm also sorry about bringing my negativity here.

No. 2144319

one of my fav discord servers got raided and deleted and now i'm sad i don't have it as a distraction anymore… i also made friends with someone on there but forgot to add her as a friend on the app and forgot her username

No. 2144567

chillin

No. 2144582

dying

No. 2144617

masterbaiting

No. 2144621

procrastinating

No. 2144649

File: 1724132656782.jpeg (898.82 KB, 1170x1500, IMG_7505.jpeg)

lot of anons hate her I know but I thought she looked cute here

No. 2144651

>>2144649
idk who this is but i agree

No. 2144690

>>2144651
Chapelle roan or whatever her name is

No. 2144697

File: 1724134965950.jpeg (259.18 KB, 1182x828, IMG_3077.jpeg)

trying so hard not to head down the road of resentment then frying instead

No. 2144767

wots… uh the deal…?

No. 2144863

File: 1724149043585.jpg (353.33 KB, 933x930, 1000010489.jpg)

I feel like this thread is the very last of the real farmer diaspora. Nobody tell me they didn't experience the big /m/i/g/ration, or the cursed crystal cafe refuge era. To me this is that thread of true lolcor farmers.

I miss lolcor.

No. 2144865

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I'll do it again.

No. 2144914

File: 1724154875914.jpg (28.43 KB, 530x737, 1000037073.jpg)

damn, dumbass shit poppin off lately yay

No. 2144917

>>2143969
its fine nonnie, also i google searched your gif and its from this artist https://twitter.com/kasimae_siki/status/1396409426467196933

No. 2144932

File: 1724156699116.gif (207.59 KB, 110x110, 1000010394.gif)

>>2144914
We are strong. We are brave. We are dumbasses. And we cannot be stopped.

No. 2144938

File: 1724157253806.jpg (83.79 KB, 564x612, ecaf8ec4e2b3c176bb88d5d3b54109…)

>>2143969
Yes, at least the 'fights' on these threads were lighthearted and memey. Going through this thread, I see humor, calm, the path of light against darkness. On the rest of /ot/ I see anger, fury, the gaping maw of darkness swallowing the light and joy from everyone.
Open up the thread! Let the flood of light wash away the void and bring joy and memes back to Lolcor!

No. 2144945

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>>2144938
Hallelujah m'nona

No. 2144949

File: 1724158175230.jpeg (146.34 KB, 994x994, IMG_7522.jpeg)

Kind of want to dye my hair this color. I usually loathe blonde and light colors, but silver seems badass

No. 2144952

>>2144938
I'm seriously convinced there's anons derailing it on purpose and some of those anons are moids from 4ch

No. 2144956

>>2144949
seems lit, do it nonnie, if you're scared of how it turns out, ig you could go to a wig store and try a wig similar to that

No. 2144958

>>2144949
Careful you don't totally fry your hair or accidentally give yourself contact dermatitis nona. I know from experience, ughhhh it sucks, but it would be really pretty and striking.

No. 2144974

File: 1724159216937.jpg (253.65 KB, 1600x1600, 1000010957.jpg)

Does anyone want play a game of "finish the SJW gendie OC"? I drew the head, if someone wants to draw the hair or body or add to the face go ahead, but remember to make it as SJW as possible.

No. 2144977

>>2144974
yeah sure, how abouttt, give "them" a gray shirt with some totes relevant media on it

No. 2144978

File: 1724159718426.png (194.62 KB, 1600x1600, 1000006790.png)

>>2144974
My contribution kek feel free to add shit

No. 2144981

File: 1724160051029.jpg (35.49 KB, 600x350, 1000039291.jpg)

Why do you a-holes only use this thread when I'm gone. I'm frickin p.o.'ed

No. 2144985

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>>2144952
There was a confirmed raid from 4ch last week. Those threads got extra shitty then. So many replies on vent were "suck it up" or "dumb bitch". I think kiwifarms was involved in Olympics thread too

No. 2144995

File: 1724160528233.png (487.42 KB, 1564x1531, Jgi939383383838rirjkfiro395849…)

>>2144978
I added piercings and scars lol

No. 2144999

File: 1724160646020.mp4 (1.38 MB, 890x890, kasimae_siki - 152503486493989…)

>>2144917
Thanks nonna! That's artist has loads of neat stuff
>>2144938
I have seen the light nonna and I am saved. Praise dumb ass!

No. 2145003

>>2144977
wait, we have to draw it, my bad

No. 2145060

File: 1724164219864.jpeg (149.13 KB, 1564x1531, IMG_8120.jpeg)

>>2144995
Skinnyfat and a binder. Feel free to give binder a better design!

No. 2145078

File: 1724164971603.png (741.71 KB, 1564x1531, blaa.png)

>>2145060
My Photoshop skills aren't great kek

No. 2145128

Is anyone noticing the anon who waits for anons to talk too much about /w/ in a way they don't like in the real cow opinions thread? They absolutely HATE when people are unhappy with the moderation in /w/ and the direction the board is going in, as well as the people who post in said threads. It's weird and obsessive and I think it's one anon.

No. 2145130

>>2145128
i think it’s better to report and ignore them than make posts about them that could usher their attention, nonna

No. 2145133

>>2145130
There's nothing to report because they are technically following rules. It's just odd to be so focused on one specific gripe mentioned in that thread to the point they immediately rush to /meta/ to complain instead of doing the normal thing, which is report and scroll away.
They were complaining about anons mentioning 12 year old milk wrt to Dakota, which is like, yeah, because anons are reminiscing and giving their POVs on all the past milk.

No. 2145181

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No. 2145187

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>>2143969
>>2144938
A lot of nonnas could learn a lesson from Bubbles

No. 2145334

>>2144952
I agree, I think a handful of people (maybe some nonnies) trolled a lot during hellweek so it got closed. I remember the thread in meta and there were some anons shitting it up constantly and making us dumbassshit nonnies look spergy and annoying. One of the mods said those anons were the same anons who only posted in dumbassshit but I find that hard to believe, maybe a few bad apples but as if dumbassshit was made up of like 5 anons who can’t integrate on any other thread.

No. 2145341

>>2145334
I would take a few spergy lolsorandom retards over the super srs atmosphere and nitpicky, infight baiting anons we have now.

No. 2145449

File: 1724180859391.gif (814.08 KB, 356x213, Tumblr_l_9362018119760.gif)

STINKY
WINKY
BOY I DRIVE THAT BLINKY (BLINKY)
SIPPIN ON THAT DRINKY (DRINKY)
WHILE I BE STEALING TRINKY (TRINKY)
GROWN ASS WOMAN AND MY BONES BE CREAKY
WALK BACK OUT THE CLUB LIKE SHIT IT'S TOO FREAKY
STAY HOME ALONE THAT'S WHEN I GET GEEKY
STINKY
WINKY
BOY I DRIVE THAT BLINKY (BLINKY)

No. 2145482

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i love this thread it feels like a safe haven,it's fun and peaceful here, i can be as retarded and free as i want, peace and love on lolcor nonnies!

No. 2145889

>>2143969
Just came here to post something similar!!! I usually never use this thread but I knew that the dumbass nonnies would recognize the shit that I'm recognizing. The dark triad is a good name for it. I especially hate what's become of the vent thread. I never use it anymore because almost every vent has 2 or 3 replies that are just downright rude and nasty for no reason other than to start a shit-flinging contest. At this point, I report any post in the vent thread that isn't either a vent or a reply that's genuinely supportive. Unpopular opinions used to have that fun memey aspect to it, but once this thread got autosaged I don't know WHAT happened to UO but now it's basically 4ch lite. Stupid questions has always been kind of dumb, but at least most anons in there will answer questions.

Today has been so bad for bait ALL over /ot/. I've noticed the last week, it's like /ot/ hasn't had a farmhand on deck for most of the day. I report stuff, but it's been nearly 3 hours and none of the racebait has been redtexted.

No. 2145892

I still don't believe face blind people. How can you not recognize someone's features? How is your brain so broken?

No. 2145914

>>2145892
autism, legitimately

No. 2145919

>>2144985
Too obvious. Yet you get banned for 'scrotefoiling'
>>2145334
I find it impossible to believe there's anyone on this site who only used this thread.
>>2145341
Seconded

No. 2146088

I'm like 99% certain we are being infiltrated by some scrote group 4chan offshoot. The racebait has been crazy, no bans either, plus there's been a lot of posts that seem somewhat genuine but still have a weird, baiting edge to them. Like I feel like there are some scrotes pretending to be black women on this site lmfao. Now that the no scrotefoiling rule is given harsher treatment you can't really bring it up, some janny's pet will report the post immediately. All I'm saying is that anons were pretty quick to call out when the pedo tranny spammer would try to blend in, now we can't really raise any concerns because muh scrotefoiling.

No. 2146099

>>2146088
anon this is well known. it has been talked about a few times. the imane drama got posted on 4chan and they haven't left since for some reason

No. 2146105

>>2146099
It's just crazy to me how there's been no buzz of it on /ot/, or /meta/. I might nit have seen it if there was, but I swear it's been non stop unironic falling for the bait probably coming from some 4chin scrotes. I feel like a few months ago people would have talked about it more.
Inb4 dead internet theory and we're the only live ones left on lolcor.

No. 2146112

>>2145919
I agree, when the 4ch raid started /ot/ should have been locked down or the Imane drama should have been banned. I was so tired of the drama all over the board I made the Imane General thread, since farmhands weren't responding to anything and the bait was getting so severe. It came from a place of genuine frustration and anger. I never thought the thread would get 200 posts, let alone being filled up. It's crazy I had to step up and quarantine the topic myself basically kek, because as soon as I made the thread and started posting "POST ABOUT THIS SHIT IN THE IMANE THREAD NOT THIS ONE" the farmhands started doling out the "quarantine topic" redtext. It's almost like I did their job for them.

I think the recent focus on quarantining topics should just be replaced with outright banning certain topics. It actually worked when race discussion got banned as blanket racebait, so I don't know why farmhands don't ban the mention of the well-known infight bait. There's only like 5 topics that are used for bait anyway.

>>2146088
I've felt the same way. I think there's been an organized attack on lc since the Olympics began. I'm also tinfoiling that the site is running on reduced moderation the past week because of school starting back up. Seriously I've never seen the /ot/ farmhands so slow before. There's been a bestiality post up for the past 2 hours, and I've reported it three times and still it's up. Today has just been such a bad day for the board.

>>2146105
There actually was a lot of buzz about it on /meta/, but most /ot/fags that cause problems by taking bait and infighting constantly aren't the ones checking /meta/ for updates.

No. 2146114

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>>2146105
Well we are at least 2 nonas then. I thought about taking a break from /ot/ until the moids finally get bored

No. 2146122

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>>2146114
Ntayrt but I also took a break from /ot/ today. Some days I check the board and within 10 minutes I can tell it's not a good day to be using the site. It's so frustrating (picrel), but I'm happy I can at least post itt because I don't think scrotes are gonna scroll this far down the catalog.

No. 2146158

>>2146105
I think 4ch scrotes are coming here to bait, and then other 4ch scrotes are falling for the bait. 4ch scrotes are always combative and rude for no reason because they think every disagreement is "owning the foids" or whatever. Lately it seems like every other response is either bait or an infight. I just refuse to believe some women could be dumb enough to fall for some of the shit I see anons falling for.

No. 2146222

>>2146112
I think you're right on the money wrt to the moderation being scant because of school. I also think the mod team is not concerned with actually stopping the likely 4chin raid. They just enforce the new, stricter rules when they can to stifle any rumblings of a potentially upset userbase. My tinfoil is that they know there are rabid, baiting infighters in /meta/ who love to downplay and insult anons' complaints, so they ban any complaint of moderation outside of /meta/ and tell anons to go to /meta/ to complain so that they can hopefully be btfo'd by aforementioned infighters.
They also claim to read every post in the complaints thread, which I sincerely doubt, but I can't say that for sure so that's my tinfoil of a tinfoil.

No. 2146256

File: 1724201657278.jpeg (69.92 KB, 794x610, IMG_7306.jpeg)

i really think some scrote is following my activity again or trying to pinpoint me by typing style and responding to my posts aggressively and I can't deal kek

No. 2146259

>>2146256
they are not that smart nona. But good on you for triggering them queen

No. 2146273

>>2146256
I was feeling this exact way, except it being a gendie person I know who frequents lolcow. I'm going a bit schizo but I swear it's been multiple times where I have been replied to with a two-three word sentence in a clearly unamused, bitchy tone and shortly thereafter I get banned for however long. For a while I started thinking they were a janny themselves but there's no fucking way.
If you're crazy, so am I nonnie.

No. 2146304

>>2145341
Same

>>2145919
>I find it impossible to believe there's anyone on this site who only used this thread.
Same, not to sound tinfoily but I kinda don’t believe the mod who said that

No. 2146313

>>2146273
I have this tinfoil it's a scrote who I first encountered CC who accused me of being a tranny for insulting of all things some bucktoothed britbong lizard people conspiracy theorist

No. 2146320

File: 1724203522879.jpeg (416.13 KB, 1170x645, IMG_7550.jpeg)

imagine calling people lizard people when you look like this. inbred British genes not even once

No. 2146347

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This feels like the only thread left with actual farmers.

No. 2146384

>>2146347
I work at a pet store and I fucking love ferrets they're the dopiest little animals

No. 2146394

>>2146222
>They also claim to read every post in the complaints thread, which I sincerely doubt
Same, especially because most of the posts are just the meta fags arguing and sperging at every genuine complaint. They barely have enough time to moderate, I highly doubt they’re wasting time reading through all that bullshit kek

No. 2146413

>>2146320
I thought this was that gay tiger guy for a second kek, they have the same hair

No. 2146436

>>2146413
Fusing them together would make the most insufferable person ever

No. 2146444

>>2146384
They seem like amazing critters if one is gifted with small animals. I feel like small animals hate my guts no matter what lmao

No. 2146472

The personalityfag dropping one "nigga" per post needs to be banned already, annoying as fuck.

No. 2146473

NOTICE

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No. 2146611

>>2146472
>>2146421
Kek it's so obvious a white scrote larping as a black woman

No. 2146717

>>2146444
Gerbils hate me or are indifferent, hamsters a mixed bag, the fat pudgy ones are usually nicer than the small ones shaped like balls, guineas are sweet or skittish, mice have no thoughts and that's why 99% of the ones we sell are snake meals, rats are surprisingly sweet and very intelligent. Ferrets are chaotic and lovely, very high energy, a little bitey but by far the best small animals.

Sadly my store doesn't sell bunnies or chinchillas

No. 2146725

>>2146222
The new stricter rules are meaningless until the farmhands are actually given real moderation tools. Someone mentioned that redtexts are just decorative at this point, and it's so frustrating knowing ban evasion is so easy that if a baiter has VPN basically they can just forever bait. Today, I don't think I saw 1 redtext on /ot/, the farmhands are like MIA.

No. 2146733

KEK KEK KEK

No. 2146734

>>2146733
Oh great, now the kek bitch is here.

No. 2146742


No. 2146746

>>2146742
Do you think that anon was serious btw? Like did they really think everyone saying kek was 1 person? I couldn't tell if it was sincere or not kek

No. 2146777

just read how much it costs to do silver hair and how it's almost impossible to do at home on dark hair now am seriously reconsidering dyeing it silver

No. 2146781

File: 1724213386268.jpeg (447.03 KB, 1170x1775, IMG_7552.jpeg)

my other proposed color ideas include a vibrant red like picrel or a blue or green color

I'm a brunette naturally with brown eyes and midtone skin with pretty neutral undertones so I don't know what'd best suit me, I just thought red would be easiest and take the best, maybe blue

No. 2146793

File: 1724214273300.jpg (227.69 KB, 1467x2200, strawberry.jpg)

>>2146781
Have you ever thought of going a strawberry blond like in picrel? I know you're probably looking for more extreme hair, but I always thought neutral undertone brunettes look amazing with strawberry blond hair. The type where you can see that reddish-pinkish undertone to the blond very prominently.

No. 2146802

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>>2146793
I just don't feel like using too much bleach because I have like zero experience with it and I'm afraid I'll roach my scalp. I've done an auburn shade (left) which is probably the lightest I've gone, black (middle) and my natural is the right, but I want some vibrant danger hair for once in my life

inb4 salon or phone a friend im too cheap to pay salon prices and don't know anyone who knows how to professionally do hair

No. 2146813

>>2146802
Ugh I'm so jelly of your chin dimple kek.

I get the appeal of the crazy danger colour, I've also rocked it at points in my life. I vote bright red then, it'll probs be the best choice if you want the colour to rly show up but don't want to overdo the bleach

No. 2146823

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>>2146813
It's probably the angling kek I always have found my chin annoying especially considering my face isn't square or boxy enough for such a long fucking chin
in another life I'd just love to have a face like 90s neve

No. 2146824

>>2146777
I have black hair and dyed my hair silver myself. I diluted black hair dye with conditioner to get the right color, it looked good at first but after doing that a few times it turned a mousy brownish grey.

No. 2146825

>>2146824
Interesting. I could try that. If you could somehow post a summation of how exactly you did it and what you used and if you remember maybe I'll try that… or I'll go with fiery red… yeah I'm indecisive

No. 2146827

>>2146825
I just read your other posts and I did have to bleach it suuuuper light, so yeah, probably just go with red.

No. 2146879

>>2146827
Also, as a tip for bright colours. It's a bit messy, but if you have a small bottle what you can do is mix a bit of dye (just the tiniest bit) to make the conditioner more of a pinkish colour. If you take cold showers to preserve the colour, you can quickly apply the conditioner to your hair (and quickly wash your hands of it) and let it sit for a few moments before rinsing, it usually helps the colour stay vibrant for longer. The trick with this is not to put too much dye in the conditioner, and to keep a dedicated towel for wiping your neck and hands after application.

No. 2147023

>>2146746
Nyart. It's not just kek, kek bitch does it in all caps. KEK

No. 2147077

>>2146879
Thank you!

No. 2147090

>>2146746
This isn't the first time I've seen a schizo get buttmad over the word kek so they probably are.

No. 2147092

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the nonnies are posting

No. 2147175

File: 1724249012006.webp (32.57 KB, 755x752, IMG_3462.webp)

hello dumb as shit nonnies, i always complained about dumbass shit being autosaged but never bothered to post here. do you forgive me?

No. 2147181

>>2146746
I can just imagine her hunched over her computer in a dark room, increasingly bloodshot eyes roving over the replies, muttering to herself like
> What does it mean? THE KEKKING, NONA, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

No. 2147189

this thread is almost 6 months old. dumbass shit used to only last like 2 days a thread…

No. 2147194

>>2147181
Not the "kek" schizo anon but there has been an anon who has a very recognizable text style that says "KEK" at the end of almost every post. Their posts are also usually slightly baity. Anyway it's weird anons haven't been banned for simply replying "KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK" to posts in /ot/ considering the moderation team wants all posts to "contribute to conversation" lmfao

No. 2147196

>>2147194
ntayrt but is there a specific way we’re supposed to say kek nonna? i feel like putting kek at the end of your post makes the most sense, kind of like lol

No. 2147198

>>2147175
You've seen the light now, all is forgiven

No. 2147200

>>2147196
Anon, reread my post. I said there has been a noticeable anon who posts slightly baity, infighty responses and almost always says "KEK" at the end of the post in all caps. I noticed a peak during last night when all those retards were baiting. It felt like some scrote LARPing as a sassy black woman caricature from LSA or something. The anon who first mentioned this probably wasn't talking about innocent posts with "kek" at the end, it's arguably one specific anon with a recognizable typing style who always puts "KEK" at the end of replies that have very baity undertones.

No. 2147216

>>2147200
Could you post a screenshot or maybe tag a few posts of what you’re referring to?

No. 2147227

>>2147216
I noticed it during the peak of the unpopular opinions thread sperging, I don't know if mods deleted some posts, but I have noticed that the "nigga" sperg and the baiting KEK sperg have disappeared when the mods deleted/ostensibly banned the cow from the Chantelle thread in /snow/ who decided to pop back up and bait anons after a year or two after her first attempt at starting her lolcow fame failed miserably.

No. 2147238

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No. 2147239

>>2147092
Hang in there nonners

No. 2147286

I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH YOU ARE THE BEST

No. 2147287

We should be allowed to complain about gendies in Jill's thread in the real opinion of cow's thread, or the /w/ farmhand should do a better job to force the gendies in her thread to assimilate and stop being retarded sjws.

No. 2147297

>>2147286
I LOVE YOU TOO NONNIE
LOLCOW IS LOVE ♥ ♥

No. 2147304

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>>2147286
We love you too nonny ♥ ♥ ♥

No. 2147313

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>>2147286
I LOVE ALL YOU DUMBASS POSTERS SO MUCH

No. 2147517

>>2147023
Nta but I’ve said kek in all caps a few times, I’m sure other nonnas have as well

No. 2147573

>>2147517
The difference is that you probably haven't been replying to anons during baiting infights with obvious intention of trying to provoke reaction and sow divide amongst farmers, while ending the post with KEK every time. You can kind of get a feel for if there's a baiting samefag just by the way they type and how quickly you can notice these similar posts pop up during conversations that are obviously baiting for arguments. Three different anons using "KEK" in all caps would likely have different styles of typing, it would also be more likely that they would alternate between capital KEK and lowercase to denote tone, etc.

Not every anon using kek is going to be suspicious automatically, but posts that are short baiting non-contributions that add 0 insight or opinion in the middle of some stupid bait infight ending in KEK seemingly every time is weird.

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>>2147198
thank you nonny for having me!

No. 2147678

>>2147175
You will have no forgiveness from me.

No. 2147752

>>2147678
>>2147198
The schism of the Holy Church of Dumb Ass begins

No. 2147755

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>>2147752
Time to go on a pilgrimage to attain even higher levels of dumbassery

No. 2147765

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>>2147755
I was thinking of going full nun murder mode but a pilgrimage sounds nice. There's a place in east France called Anus that seems apt to be the Holy City

No. 2147771

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>>2147765
There will be plenty of. Murdering to do on the way to Anus

No. 2147791

>>2147771
All will be forced to learn our peaceful and loving ways on the way to Anus or die!
I'll stop now but this was pretty funny

No. 2148025

Got the red hair dye. Ended up choosing a different brand bc I didn't know the kind I was looking at was meant for virgin hair

Please pray it works for me nonettes I wanna look good when I travel out of state this weekend

No. 2148325

>>2147573
Fair point, ty for explaining and sorry, I made my post before I finished catching up with the posts about it here

No. 2148540

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No. 2148559

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What threadpic for next thread nonnies? I like dis one

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No. 2148574

>>2148559
I like this one

No. 2148577

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my friends keep showing me their crushes/random men they find hot because they just don't believe that I really do think all men are ugly

No. 2148839

>>2148559
I like this one too.

No. 2148897

>>2148559
I love it

No. 2149149

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Going to California. Pray I don't get killed.

No. 2149457

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Wats this disgusting little nasty crumb of a bug in my shower? Bug ID? Bug ID anyone? Do we have a Bugologist in the house?

No. 2149550

>>2149149
Go to Erewon and tell me if it’s worth the hype

No. 2149626

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>>2149550
Only if my boyfriend pays for a $20 smoothie

No. 2149947

>>2149626
pimp him out if you need the cash

No. 2150196

>>2148577
ikr, i have this belief that women are inherently so much more appealing than scrotes, and scrotes know it too, they're obsessed, even the sight of women's underwear is titillating to them, but if someone offers to show me stolen male underwear in front of me, that's a threat, look how much they romanticize being inside of a girl's room, i wouldn't put a toe in a moid's room at gunpoint, they're so filthy they sexualize women's normalcy but still lack the self awareness to fix themselves, they make every one of their gfs into mothers.

No. 2150272

I'm so tired of lolcow but I have nowhere else to go.

No. 2150276

>>2150272
same nona i'm sick of this place, it's getting less fun every week

No. 2150283

>>2150276
The rest of the internet is poisoned with gendies and retarded shit I just want a chill site to have fun on.

No. 2150355

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>>2150283
agreed. it sucks that they bring all that outside shit in here. i'm so tired of reading about the stuff i'm actively trying to avoid, i don't go on other websites for a reason.
social media retardation has spread so far. i miss fun, i gotta throw my computer in the garbage because this isn't it

No. 2150378

>>2150283
I genuinely think we should ban the usage of unironic "cisgender/cis". I don't care about muh freedom of speech. We need something to actively combat the gendies that lurk and post and fuck up the culture of the site.

No. 2150379

>>2150378
Samefag why isn't "cis/cisgender" given the bold red text treatment like valid?

No. 2150382

Also sperging about how a cow is appropriating tranny culture/tranny identities should be a bannable offense. Imo. But that's kind of schizo.

No. 2150396

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I think all threads should be autosaged fuck this place

No. 2150426

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>>2150379
Exactly, but redtexting doesn't stop you from actually using the word. I know I shouldn't compare the two but I think LC should have wordfilters like scrotechan does. We could filter racebait terms into the names of vegetables or something so their posts make no sense, yes it would affect other posts too but you can mentally replace the word in your head in that case. What's the point of having an imageboard culture if you aren't willing to do a little trolling on undesirable posters, hellweek also clearly doesn't work.

No. 2150445

>>2150272
accepting loneliness and detaching from using lolcow might feel better, you can come back if you want. you had a life before you started using this site.
>>2150396
the catalog is ass, that's raw torture for us phonefags

No. 2150623

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>>2150272
I got permabanned from reddit, haven't heard back after like 20 appeals, and i sent a long form one that can take a 'month' to review. i suspect that my ban was intentional and it won't be reversed and i'm too lazy to try and fight the blocking at this point.

the sad thing is that i used it for things that were actually useful to me and now i cant post looking for advice about my mental health struggles or hobbies or hair dye or anything on there that could be useful to me if i need personalized advice. reddit has a lot of shitty aspects to it but fuck whoever did this for banning me from the site entirely when i used it for actual advice and community at times.

No. 2150632

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>>2150623
mark my word he will get what's coming to him before the year is over

No. 2150682

>>2150445
>you had a life before you started using this site.
nta but i definitely didn't. it's either here or death, and considering the state of lc well..

No. 2150695

>>2150623
>>2150632
I got permabanned for calling a troon creepy and it fucking hate it because I was sharing updates of my art project to hobby subs and now if I ban evade and post the finished product people will ask me why I had to make another account/I'll be permabanned again. Reddit is genuinely retarded. I hate reddit tranny jannies.

No. 2150700

>>2150632
I've been unhealthily attached to a comedian (not even known very well locally, but) and they're literally the bottom of the barrel rats of the human race. I hope the snowplow that failed to take Jeremy Renner's life claims Jim Carrey's to soothe your soul and indignation. And my my soulless comedian scrote get nut cancer. Amen.

No. 2150728

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>>2150445
>you had a life before you started using this site
lmaoooooo hell no i didn't. I only come to /ot/ maybe once a week now anyways, usually because I read something in meta about a fight, then I'll catch a glimpse of the threads get annoyed and leave. I don't keep up with media so don't use /m/ and I'm just kind of bored of /g/. Been mostly just watching yt and using tumblr now, tumblr is annoying for obvious reasons, I can mostly avoid gendie stuff on yt but just watching videos doesn't really give much room for interactions or talking to people. I'm too socially stunted and have zero energy to make boring small talk with coworkers to go offline and make friends irl so idk I'll just rot in my room writing manifestos ♥
>>2150632
love that this place has become the Carreyfag containment zone. We will take him down someday.

No. 2150753

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>>2150700
anon I'm so sorry, it's unfair. We really don't choose what we're drawn to and if it's turns out to be a rancid typical scrote we're hurt by it. I have more aspects of my life to enjoy these days and they're constantly dragged down by my past. You just want to let it go after awhile and it clings to you. like a tumor. I am sick of tired of dealing with this Jekyll Hyde bitch. Just let some critique I post stay up! damn cretinous creature and his fucking collection of alleged alt accounts. Stop cosplaying as women from seracyuse pretending to be a pickme for yourself and just let someone post a deep dive nobody's gonna see anyway. God.

combine this with my period and its physical symptoms and I literally feel so sick and weary I could puke. So much for having fun this weekend in another state, it's going to be dragged down by the mood disorder blues again.

No. 2150762

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Like could you be anymore obvious. The obnoxious, spaced, allcaps, poor grammar typing, the three posts being related to these subjects, and of all things the top post is on a ten month old blind item. Wonder what the deleted one under the self harm post said, but we don't have camas.unddit anymore to check.

IF, IF, IF, no, you DID, DID, DID harm your ex and 1000s of other woman, dumb shit stain on the floor of cinema

No. 2150765

For all the girlies mad about being banned from reddit, you should know by now that that site is tranny central. When you insult them directly there, you are falling into their trap. Document, document, document. These slimy creatures always slip up and expose themselves. Show the world who they are.

No. 2150772

>>2150765
It's also chock full of foreign disinformation actors intending to rage bait users into infighting and celebrity PR and their bots trying to save their clients thin skins.

Everything I posted that got me "banned" was milk toast compared to some of the things I've seen. So like the deranged Meghan Markle haters get a subreddit, and they don't get taken down. Incels get subreddits where they harass and insult women. Conspiracy sub is allowed to continue to exist. but cant talk about Jim Scarrey of all people or any of his associates perpetrating harm.

Oh my god send the flood to Hawaii now.

No. 2150778

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I felt like I was on the edge of an ulcer. I was just walking my dog and this horrific trapped gas pain crept up my abdomen, except it only intensified and reached fever pitch, not close to subsiding until I limped home and lied flat on my stomach. I almost doubled over on the sidewalk crying

No. 2150828

Idk why but a random ginger kitten just appeared at my door and it's clawing at it

No. 2150986

>>2150828
Feed it

No. 2151100

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tears falling down my face, choking on peanut crumbs stuck in my throat, and yet i'm thinking about how i've hardly seen a good post on this site all day

No. 2151113

>>2151100
Me too nonny. Me too.

No. 2151132

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what is the context of someone wearing this fucking mask

No. 2151141

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>>2151132
It's the mask of Bernard from the Rescuers. In both movies a child gets kidnapped. Make of the what you will

No. 2151142

>>2151132
Ew I hate when moids try to be quirky. It's not cute.

No. 2151144

>>2151141
Excuse me what
That's Kate spades husband trying to "hide" himself after she died btw. Fucking weirdo behavior

No. 2151151

What ever happened to Drake transvestigation nonna

No. 2151172

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When I tell yall that J*m has been doing this b4 i ever got involved I mean it, this is from a 2017-2018 blind item

>>2151151
I thought I saw her tinfoling again in a thread but I can't remember what thread it was
If it wasn't her, her spirit still lives on

No. 2151199

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>>2150695
I never even said anything ideological kek. Hating a celebrity is not a crime nor does it go against Reddit rules. His staff members names are public domain and he mentions them in interviews, thats not illegal or against site policy either. There was no other reason other than possibly that argument with the dumbass cosplay "pickme" aka alt account, but even that argument didn't constitute violating reddit rules even if it was a little "heated".

They never even sent me a fucking message saying why I got banned.

I seriously suspect this guy has upper level mod powers or has an agent in there because his subreddit went private and dark last year and before doing so changed to the following avatar. But why after like 2 years with on and off again posting… would someone ban me now

No. 2151315

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What a coincidence that posts like this start showing up more often ever since lc got mentioned on 4chinz recently. Surely a coincidence.

No. 2151332

>>2150632
Manifesting this for you Careychan, you lovable weirdo

No. 2151437

>>2151332
Thank you luv
Let's see if i get murdered in cali-forn-ia….

No. 2151448

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dont worry angel, one day you will get justice

No. 2151456

>>2150682
if you came out of the womb as a farmers you are based beyond belief, but i doubt it. you may have to go back to literaly childhood to think about what you liked and did for fun. >>2150728
>I only come to /ot/ maybe once a week now anyways
that sounds pretty healthy.
>Been mostly just watching yt and using tumblr now
what kind of stuff do you like watching? i mostly stick to my favorite youtubers now i can't be assed to find new channels.
>idk I'll just rot in my room writing manifestos ♥
based and not the worst outcome!

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>>2151448
she never got to live out a life because of that vile rat.

may she rest in power, and never forget what he did to her.

No. 2151466

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No. 2151500

>>2151315
Men are literally not capable of love one will never can never be on the same wavelength as a woman. Also new thread >>2151490



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