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No. 2151490

Admin can't keep us down edition
Previous Thread: >>>/ot/1915879

No. 2151494

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We made it out fuckers

No. 2151495

Fuck them

No. 2151503

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>>2150828
The cat left before I could take a good picture

No. 2151510

>>2151503
is that the ginger babe? maybe itll come back

No. 2151512

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1 too many white claws i admit

No. 2151513

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we're so back

No. 2151515

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i just want to time travel and convince her not to do it… we can do revenge instead…

No. 2151524

>>2151456
I started watching smosh for the first time ever because one of their shorts made me laugh but they are such spineless annoying tras, shitting on jk rowling and terfs, and drawfee is the same. But I did just find this channel and it's been so refreshing, it's mostly them reacting to videos but I think they're so funny and it's nice to see two women just being dumb and having fun. If anyone has recommendations for other art channels that aren't gendie poisoned I would love recs, I like to put drawfee on while I draw but them sucking off trannies in every other video gets so off-putting. And Karina is annoying.

No. 2151526

should i scatter propaganda posters in the airport? yes or no

No. 2151528

>>2151526
nah everything is more serious in there they'll give you felony for farting near a customs officer

No. 2151530

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>>2151528
omg imagine felony charges over this and i made the news

No. 2151539

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alright if i gotta come up with an excuse to swap work shifts with someone what should i go with, temporary flu or family medical issue

the truth is that my flight is delayed and it's the fucking time difference that will ruin everything but i cant make it seem like poor planning

No. 2151543

>>2151539
flu or stomach bug because you can reasonably be expected to get better quickly, & someone might ask you later if your family is ok

No. 2151545

>>2151543
alternatively i could say my dad is getting a colonoscopy because you need someone to drive to and from those apparently and they aren't serious surgeries or anything, it just knocks the wind out of you to the point where you can't drive

or is that a different thing

No. 2151550

>>2151547
oh you have a fetish for fat men?

No. 2151551

the funny thing is if you ignore him being fat and his hairline my dad would look pretty good for his age if he slimmed down, but he wont ever do that kek

No. 2151555

>>2151539
food poisoning?

No. 2151560

>>2151555
oh good one

No. 2151588

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I've missed you even though I hated you at first, I've missed you dearly

No. 2151592

bf calling me at random times
>12am in crisis mode
>wants to call at 10am
>2pm
>7-8:00pm central
PICK A TIMEEEEE

No. 2151597

>>2151592
set up a when2meet

No. 2151606

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Dragon tails dragon tails

No. 2151814

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I nearly forgot this thread existed fuck I'm so happy it's back though

No. 2151842

I used to hate this thread, now I’m so happy to see it again. A treasure, its anchor cut, floats back up to the surface for peons..

No. 2151850

Yipppeeeeeeeeee thank you anons for liking my threadpic choice and making it the treadpic, I love this picture it captures the dumbassshit energy QUITE well ♥

No. 2151891

Did they already hit us with the auto sage

No. 2151894

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Wow they did, massive fucking faggots, the lot of them.

No. 2151895

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Test

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>>2151895
Damn

No. 2151899

Tbh I have accepted the autosage at this point, and the rest of the site is such a fucking cesspool that this is like my nice little oasis now.

No. 2151917

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Nonnies this my new laptop wallpaper. Do you like it?

No. 2151931

>>2151899
At least this way the moron brigade won’t find it as easy.

No. 2151964

>>2151917
no, low vibrational

No. 2151968

>>2151964
Aw, I thought it looked bright and heavenly

No. 2152043

It's so nice to see this thread again. Fuck the admin.

No. 2152046

>>2151917
If you like it that’s all that matters, I like weirdcore/dreamcore/liminalcore stuff like this too but the eyeball would gross me out too much to be a background kek

inb4 “zoomer!!” I’m almost 30 I just like tumblr aesthetics and spooky photos

No. 2152051

>>2152046
Oh and surrealcore

No. 2152116

>>2151530
Holy kek I thought you meant like feminist or terf propaganda not jim carrey propaganda

No. 2152228

>>2152116
it's ANTI Jim propaganda but might still be considered an act of domestic terrorism under the TSA to leave leaflets in the bathroom

No. 2152230

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No. 2152247

Is it already dead? Damn

No. 2152315

>>2152247
Only pure of hear beautiful smart high IQ funny brilliant hilarious Stacys contribute to the DAS thread after it's been moved down the catalog.

No. 2152336

>>2152247
I was so excited seeing it in the catalogue, rip

No. 2152337

>>2152315
no acknowledgement of the contribution of us retarded maladjusts?

No. 2152342

>>2152337
Everynonny in here is a Stacy in her own right. No Becky would scroll through the catalog just to shitpost.

No. 2152376

>>2152342
thank you nonna. i have this thread bookmarked to spread the good word of dumb ass shittery. the catalog is truly a fiendish beast.

No. 2152382

I just ctrl f through the catalogue to find it easily. It's a bit more annoying on phone but feasible

No. 2152418

>>2152382
some of us have no patience and anger issues

No. 2152425

>>2152247
>>2152336
Damn, relax ladies the thread can't be popping off all the time, some of us have nap time

No. 2152431

I add the thread to the quick access web pages and update when there's a new thread bats eyes cutely giggles and runs away trips and falls down a set of stairs makes a randomized looney tunes sound effect with every step I slam into

No. 2152490

I have been off lolcow for some months #living and I wanted to post something to the dumbass thread (even though I forgot now) what happened here???????

No. 2152496

>>2152490
New admin autosaged it because they lied about how most of the retarded spamming moids were users that only posted itt.

No. 2152583

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>>2152418
I have no patience and anger issues too that's what the shortcut is for

No. 2152792

>>2151917
I'm curious about what's reflected in the eye

No. 2152864

Is this still autosaged

No. 2152872

>>2152864
YUH

No. 2152903

Is thread pic an arctic fox between summer and winter coats? I have a taxidermy arctic fox and it looks similar to this creature.
>>2151899
Lately, I'm preferring autosage. I never really used dumbass shit before autosage, but now it's like this thread is the last bastion of nonas. Every other thread is infested with 4ch scrotes and twitards, but they don't know how to find this thread yet.

I've seen at least 5 different confirmed scrotes on various threads for the past 3 weeks, and it's starting to get under my skin because usually (before June) scrotes would just get reported and banned, but now it's like summerfags actually like to take scrote bait and interact with them for hours before they're banned.

Imane drama was obviously 4ch scrotes and troons, then there's the 2 of them that camp in Unpopular Opinions, then there's another 1 or 2 that are in Ugly Men Psyop, and then Vent and Confessions are also scrote-central now. In the newest vent thread, I actually wrote in the op "demeaning replies are non-contributions" so that we can just start reporting the baiters that infest the thread to bully anons that are going through something.
>>2151530
Idk if this is the original carreychan, but ever since I witness the intensity of her hatred towards him, I also decided to hate him. Her hatred was very catchy. Whenever someone brings him up in conversation now, I go through carreychan's basic talking points about how he's evil, and tbh usually they agree with me.

No. 2152965

>>2152903
It is one of the originals insofar as you know and I'm currently in california

No. 2153104

Seriously so sick of the moderation blackout that happens everynight now between 9PM EST and 7AM EST. Before it was only like a 5 hour period between 1-6, now it's half the fucking day. Too bad we never get updates from admin or staff so we have to theorize what's going on behind the scenes. I'm guessing that farmhands are back in school now so they don't have enough staff to moderate for the entire day.

No. 2153137

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>>2153104
it's their fault for not letting my NEET ass be janny

No. 2153181

Going through old school photos, and everyone was much funnier looking than I remember

No. 2153184

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Also look who came back (ignore the mess in the background lol)

No. 2153235

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>>2153184
YAYYYYYYYY, NONNIE, KEEP IT!!! ITS SO CUTE N KAWIWI

No. 2153246

>>2153184
AWWW what a sweet baby nonnie

No. 2153255

>>2153184
Awwwwww yay

No. 2153272

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i didn't know lego had a jurassic park line, thats cute

No. 2153274

>>2152965
The person I am dealing with in California makes me wish a fixer or Jim would come and kill me. That would be preferable right now. Wow. That's awful

No. 2153307

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is this racism?

No. 2153309

>>2153307
why does this sound so ESL

No. 2153314

>>2153309
bc it is

No. 2153315

>>2153307
No because scrotes are not human, hope this helps.

No. 2153322

>>2153307
>Black: 92 vs White: 1766
i wish instead of arguing about which black women are attractive enough to represent them, they'd fix this instead

No. 2153330

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I look enough like Natalie wood that I keep expecting my life is gonna end in murder

No. 2153332

>>2153330
but you aren't natalie wood, and maybe if lolcor was around in her time, maybe she could've survived

No. 2153525

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Rlly wish I could get high but alas

No. 2153533

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>pov you are my phone staring back at me as i scroll through lolcow

No. 2153534

>>2153533
I want to pet its tummy so bad

No. 2153608

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What other threads do you nonners enjoy? I like a lot of threads on /m/ like the book one, vidya one, rate my art one, and some of the shit comic/art ones too. On /ot/ the line up kind of sucks but I like the ugly man psyop thread.

No. 2153620

>>2153608
Not counting cows: ugly man psyop (the nonnies' creative insults are legitimately so funny), the video games thread, bad art, art and crafts, the fandom thread when it's not being COMPLETELY retarded, and the fujo thread

No. 2153631

>>2153608
this thread, nsfw game thread, ugly man psyop, mundane(dumbass shit's loser younger sister), retarded husbandoposting, attractive men, ideal male bodies. i used to have the mtf thread open too, but after a while, seeing milk that is about an ugly white hetero man crossdressing terribly sperging about his dick gets boring after a while.

No. 2153637

>>2153608
I also like the threads you mentioned, also the NSFW games thread, the female content creator thread and threads of the games I play if they get new posts. Most ot threads just make me depressed or angry.

No. 2153644

>>2153631
samefag, i also keep the moovie night tab open just in case we're having one, too bad i don't really like anything that's been playing or tunesdays.

No. 2153646

>>2153644
samefag samefag, i've also been frequenting the news thread, the Kolkata case really broke through.

No. 2153649

>>2153608
/m/ it's video games, anime (although I don't know a lot of the shows they talk about), theme parks and the occasional airing show like House of the Dragon. It's nice to see reactions to shows that aren't mainstream without coming from a cesspit site.
/ot/ it's stupid questions, this and some fun random ones that pop up occasionally like Lolcow Inn or frogs. Any of the big ones aren't fun. Lolcows own caps can be funny sometimes.
/g/ advice and gardening.

No. 2153659

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>>2153644
I miss Xena nights…

No. 2153675

>>2153659
Maybe you could host them? The original host anon wasn't able to.

No. 2153748

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I Lost Angeles

No. 2153773

>>2153631
Oh yeah attractive men and ideal male bodies are good ones.

No. 2153790

>>2151495
and their law

No. 2153802

>>2153631
>mundane(dumbass shit's loser younger sister)
don't diss her like that. she's a perfectly good thread, it's not her fault dumbass was crippled.

No. 2153819

>>2153104
Cerbmin straight up lied about being more communicative. I wish more nonners would call it out.

No. 2153951

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Whacked out of my mind mixing pills w wine babes

No. 2153954

>>2153951
Careful please nonnie.

No. 2153955

>>2153954
I'm about to get on a plane I'm not driving
It should fade in a few hours
I hate everything rn

No. 2153981

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Would this guy earn me a ban for kpoop posting?

No. 2153987

>>2153981
This is DST why would they ban u

No. 2154021

>>2153981
The texture of his skin makes me uncomfortable

No. 2154027

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Didn't even get a chance to spread propaganda posters my babes
I'm in hell

No. 2154030

>>2153773
kek nonnie, i have them open always, to add to this collection >>2153307
>>2154021
>>2153981
more importantly, why do his proportions look kinda fucked? his knees are so low and his torso is so long?????

No. 2154049

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>>2154030
lmao wtf yeah they are weirdly stubby, made me think of Hank
>>2153951
What movie is this?

No. 2154176

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The moon has being giving me really weird vibes since the supermoon last week. I'm pretty paranoid in general but occasionally I'm right.

No. 2154180

>>2154176
The eldritch creature inside it is trying to communicate with you. You better answer.

No. 2154181

>>2154180
Eldritch creature better pay my rent. I don't do evil bidding for free

No. 2154294

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Practicing eye contact with Mr.Jr

No. 2154299

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>>2154294
I miss his furry phase

No. 2154338

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What have you done to live your best dumb ass life today nonnas?

No. 2154348

>>2153675
I have shift work so I can't consistently be around for Thursday evenings. I'd be down for sharing the hosting duties with other nonnas though

No. 2154349

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>>2154338
I told my boss his shoes were ugly. He cried.

No. 2154350

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>>2154049
The pic I posted is from a tv show called kidding which would actually be pretty decent if I weren't afraid of Jim!

The director of eternal sunshine of the spotless mind helped produce it. The only thing I hate is that they don't make Jims character more sinister bc it feels like lost potential. I wanted him to go full Joker so bad and he never did they kept trying to make him seem sympathetic when he was a bonafide POS

No. 2154351

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>>2154338
Drinking alcohol before two diff plane flights

No. 2154356

>>2154181
I keep asking that about the weird manifestation demons that make some of them come true. If I'm truly a witch then pay me or manifest me a decent job yo

No. 2154360

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just left 1 of my pamphlets in an airport bathroom hope nobody considers me a domestic terrorist now

No. 2154365

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>>2154338
I went outside in my PJs at like 6AM and started screaming at the birds who have been waking me early for the last two months. It don't care if the sun is up I need my sleep. Once it's winter and it starts to get bright around 9AM, I'm going to get up before sunrise and annoy those chirpy assholes.

No. 2154367

>>2154356
Honestly I've never heard of a witch that uses demons or contracts and is wealthy. The whole things reeks of psyop by broke ass demons to entrap women. Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension, maybe, but why would they need me if they are they incomprehensible.
Joking assigned I'm still legit creeped out by the moon.

No. 2154390

>>2154360
Blessed nonners. Spread the message.

No. 2154422

>>2154390
I'm leaving one in my hometown airport before I leave as well. I've been thru 3 airports. I don't have any tape on me unfortunately so I'll just have to prop it up or fold it

No. 2154430

>>2154422
Could you push it up the toilet paper dispenser? That way that'd have to see it.

No. 2154431

>>2154430
Good idea queen. They're kinda large paper pieces more like posters but I'll try

No. 2154438

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I might be the minority but I kinda hope this thread never becomes unsaged. Trolls and baiters ignore this since it takes effort to find and there's not enough nonnas to reply to bait. It's like an oasis of dumb fun.

No. 2154530

>>2154338
Ate pizza and drank beer with my bestie

No. 2154535

>>2154349
KEK, based

No. 2154579

update; I stuck the anti Carrey propaganda in multiple places one half folded in a trash can where the "JIM IS AN ABUSER" headline is visible and one facedown on the little ledge thing where travelers put their bags

Someone will see it somehow kek

No. 2154581

>>2154367
I want to look to the moon as a friend but the wonkiest events of my life tend to happen during or after a full moon cycle

No. 2154645

>>2154581
Wonky like how?

No. 2154647

>>2154579
Can U scan the poster and upload the scan here so we can print it off and distribute it in our own areas?

No. 2154696

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>>2154647
I've got several. The only thing is some of them do contain a phone number so I don't know if it'd be alllwed to post them.

I also favor the black and white grungy copies over the color originals, they have a quality that makes them seem more ominous

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>>2154696

No. 2154700

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>>2154698
Side note my klutziness precedes me and I accidentally dropped scalding hot stove water on my foot earlier

No. 2154702

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>>2154700
I was planning to make more posters about Cat, I'm just trying to figure out what pictures to use and what to write

No. 2154705

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>>2154702
I was actually planning to post some of these up or randomly put them places well I was in california but didn't have time to

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>>2154705

No. 2154710

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>>2154706
Caricature him being harassed by Sanrio spawn will never not be funny

No. 2154712

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>>2154710
this the 1 that could get me in trouble so download it quickly

No. 2154714

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>>2154712
Trouble 2

No. 2154717

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>>2154714
trouble tres

No. 2154740

>>2154176
shit i didn't know this happened last week, guess that's why my period started weirdly early kek. the same thing happened during that eclipse in april

No. 2154745

>>2154740
My period started around the moon too

>>2154645
Usually big drama

No. 2154756

carreychan you're incredible, sasuga nonnie

No. 2154774

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Mmm unicorn guts

No. 2154778

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Tomorrow is another day, sisters.

No. 2154801

Soooo tired of baiters that I decided to buy a VPN for myself so now I can call them out for being scrotes or retards and whenever I get banned for "scrotefoiling" I'm not banned KEK. It's fun to take advantage of the websites' non existent moderation tools sometimes.

No. 2154807

>>2154801
If you're on mobile just turn off wifi and use your mobile IP maybe?

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>>2154696
more legible color copy

No. 2154834

>>2154801
you were the one mad about racebait against Indian scrotes right?

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>>2154696
>>2154829
You're an inspiration not even joking
>>2154438
Same, I like the little cringe oasis

No. 2154843

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>>2154834
Do not sully this place with your shit. Be strong and ignore them, Sisters.

No. 2154844

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I'm gonna try and paint my nails like this

No. 2154846

>>2153631
The NSFW games thread is hilarious and cozy to say how dark the source materials can get kek, so many great sentences in there.
>>2153637
>>2154367
>>2154581
Eldritch beings don't abide by the same laws of morality as we do. Mayhaps the moon has a plan.

No. 2154850

>>2154710
>>2154698
>>2154705
You're a goddamn artist (spoken with reverence)

No. 2154859

>>2154844
hold these up to a scrote and brainwash him into abandoning his education and fulfilling his true purpose.

No. 2154952

What's the connection between newhands and CC?

I made a post the other day in response to German troons defending a loli game, and it wasn't redtexted at all. Then, a screencap of that post gets uploaded to CC a day later, less than 20 minutes after it's uploaded on CC my original post is banned. It was bait, but it was in response to loli-obssessed troons and I made it during one of the nightly farmhand blackouts.

I just thought it was so weird that. It seemed like a newhand was browsing CC, saw my post uploaded there and the troons complaining about it, and then went back to LC to find it and redtext it.

Kek I'm getting so heavy on conspiracies lately ever since the recent 4ch raids, the disappearance of cerbmin, and the increasing frequency and length of moderation blackouts.

No. 2154997

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Shower then maybe(racebait)

No. 2155040

>>2154952
They really are tranny jannies

No. 2155073

>>2154952
Mark my words, there will be some blow up drama concerning the mod team at some point.

No. 2155166

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>>2154952
another anon told me that CC auto moderates using bots, so maybe you mentioned a term that got you autobanned?

>>2154756
>>2154850
Thanks nonnies my first major in college was graphics and I have no faith in my ability to do anything

No. 2155170

File: 1724685450719.jpeg (1.26 MB, 1170x2003, IMG_7882.jpeg)

So the bling ring 2.0 exists

No. 2155175

>>2155170
kek I literally just saw this on reddit two minutes ago, are we the same person?

No. 2155227

>>2155175
It was on the front page right? Maybe we are, hello twin

No. 2155336

File: 1724694901220.jpeg (338.83 KB, 864x599, IMG_7889.jpeg)

>>2154841
Sorry to Linda his assistant but not really, she is a pickme handmaiden to his fuckery and has been for 3 decades now. Pickme's don't prosper and one day neither will she

If you guys are gonna distribute the posters please be discreet and careful. They're meant to be seen as a PSA to the masses, the distributors are irrelevant. The reason I chose bathrooms is that bathrooms notoriously have no cameras even in an airport

No. 2155457

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i thought i was tough shit but all it took was seeing a girl with an hourglass to ruin my day

No. 2155470

>>2155457
i hate that i understand those spicy straight women that think being SSA is about leaving crazy compliments in the comment sections of posts by attractive women. i wish i could look at a woman and just think about tickling her clitoris or like groping her boobs, it'd be nice.

No. 2155472

somehow the only thing making me laugh rn is the "i had a brain-eating amoeba once, poor fella died of hungry"

No. 2155475

>>2155472
i literally look like this >>2155457 cry laughing, poor fella, he die of hungry

No. 2155487

>>2155475
oop, i laughed it out, it's not working anymore

No. 2155495

>>2155457
a girl with an hourglass figure, or a girl just like…holding an hourglass?

No. 2155508

>>2155495
kek nonnie, a girl with an hourglass figure, but i must admit, the visual of me immediately going into a sobbing fit bc of a girl holding an hourglass is very funny, thank you

No. 2155509

File: 1724702089926.jpg (75.84 KB, 728x1080, nemesis.jpg)

>>2155495
God damn stuck up time bitches holding hourglasses

No. 2155512

>>2155509
oh man, i WOULD weep if i wasn't her

No. 2155515

>>2155509
Sorry I can’t be HER

No. 2155542

>>2152230
MEG?!! OH GOD BBY ARE YOU OKAY?! MEG SPEAK TO ME

No. 2155546

>>2154338
I'm going to make mac and cheese and watch Supernatural with my parents

No. 2155550

File: 1724703768314.webp (37.23 KB, 1000x745, mooooon.webp)

Sun has been down for down for an hour and the moon's already looking shifty af

No. 2155614

>>2155542
Girl I just traveled halfway across the country for a man who treated me like dog food and only got a $16 Brussel sprout appetizer and canes chicken out of it

No. 2155637

File: 1724709763202.webp (289.42 KB, 1280x1280, xg8y061nrot31.webp)

Feeling cute today

No. 2155643

>>2155637
Who Is She

No. 2155655

File: 1724711419869.png (2.21 MB, 1217x1164, 345sdfgs5gsd.png)

>>2155643
She is the one named Snaker Moon

No. 2155779

>>2155166
I'm the first ayrt, sorry if I wasn't clear, I wasn't banned on CC. I don't post on CC often because it's a troon site, I only go on there to lurk the "lolcow hate thread" because usually what happens is the troons that like to raid here talk about raids itt and delete it afterwards. Anyway, a troon posted a screencap on CC of 24-hour old LC post, then 20 minutes after being uploaded to CC, my post on LC is banned. It made me suspicious that a newhand lurks that CC thread and when it saw the screencap of my post, it came here to redtext.
>>2155073
Oh it's coming. Cerbmin has been MIA for 4+ months. There's gonna be a coup coming, and when that happens the site is gonna go to shit for a solid 2-3 weeks before returning to normal. I wouldn't be surprised if by the end of the year, we had a new admin and farmhand applications open. I don't even think these farmhands are THAT bad tbh, it's just obvious that there's too few of them and that they're stretched very thin.

No. 2155806

>>2155779
> I don't even think these farmhands are THAT bad tbh
The /w/ is running that place like the navy. There really did not need to be a Jillybean wedding containment thread. It died quick asf. I think they need to admit that /w/ was a failed experiment and move everything back to /snow/.

No. 2155940

>>2155806
I actually prefer the idea of having one board for weeb cows because it keeps a lot of the retards out of /snow/. The culture on /w/ is so different from /snow/ that I think re-combining the two would result in a lot of headache.

No. 2155972

File: 1724730396503.jpeg (196.6 KB, 1280x720, IMG_1798.jpeg)

I'm trying to remember what game this was from

No. 2155976

I LOVE BREAD.

No. 2155978

>>2155972
Idk the game name but it pops up if you search Stephanie lawson stevens forgot she existed

No. 2155981

>>2155978
YEAH IT WAS HER I FORGOT ABOUT HER SHE MADE HER OWN GAME I THINK

No. 2155983

>>2155779
I wouldn't be shocked if there's cross traffic since the sites are pretty closely related and have some user overlap

No. 2155997

File: 1724731506558.jpeg (386.25 KB, 1242x1605, 7F30514A-DA49-4B18-95AE-540C38…)

Anons if I'm going to make a couple more posters about the Cat White case, what images should I use? There are plenty more I can choose from, but I just want a second opinion

No. 2156067

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>>2155779
Cerbmin absolutely needs to give the site up, but who's gonna be the new admin? We're just stuck in this loop of shitty assholes who don't know what they're doing because there's no one capable and willing in-house. Who's gonna step up?

No. 2156231

File: 1724757787852.gif (453.98 KB, 200x150, 1000040121.gif)

>>2155976

No. 2156452

Does anyone want to see my #vintage millennial-core mustache accessories that I still own for some reason

No. 2156493

>>2156452
Kek, yes

No. 2156516

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>>2156493
These belong in a museum.

No. 2156560

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>>2156516

No. 2156590

So tired of the faggot who rushes to /meta/ to complain about people sperging about moderation. Eat my pussy you retarded bitch.

No. 2156653

File: 1724781431999.jpeg (930.88 KB, 1170x1125, IMG_7846.jpeg)

The truth is out there

No. 2156700

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>>2156653
The facade is over

No. 2156865

File: 1724790075279.gif (2.73 MB, 268x260, 1000040225.gif)

idgi do people really think he's hot? He's like Paul Dano level ugly to me.

No. 2156931

>>2156865
If it wasn't for him dyeing his eyebrows the same colour as his hair I would have thought it was a wig. His skin reminds me of hotdogs.

No. 2156955

>>2156931
KEK

No. 2156975

>>2156931
Somehow that's the perfect description, he does look like he smells of hotdog water.

No. 2157108

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Bots accusing me of being antisemitic for calling out Hollywood lawyers when I'm actually of partial Jewish ancestry kek

No. 2157110

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>>2157108

No. 2157116

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>>2157108
>>2157110
Gotta love love how many times I was gaslit

No. 2157146

>>2156700
Tom cruise

No. 2157152

>>2157108
>>2157110
Using 4chan was your first problem. Expecting decent feedback without it being porn related was your second. Why go to scrote central site nonka?

No. 2157164

>>2156865
He looks like he has a waxy, bumpy back. Nasty.

No. 2157167

>>2157152
Because I still wanted to spread the propaganda there that maybe it'd change even a few scrotes minds… reddit was too filled with bots.

No. 2157169

>>2153137
This photos hilarious

No. 2157177

>>2157167
While I admire your dedication 4chan, since the /pol/ infestation, is so full of reaction baiters you could say the sky is blue and all you'd get back is posts saying it's a Jewish conspiracy, some unrelated stuff about US politics and a bunch of AI images of clouds with tits. It wasn't great before but unless you're using some of the very small boards it's useless.
Reddit is also completely fucked. Bot central since the IPO. Troons have also infested any even slightly lesbian subreddit. I'm so glad I have lowcow.
Rant over.

No. 2157222

>>2157177
Girl I'm just so done with everything at this point

No. 2157242

>>2157222
Tsunamis start with small waves. I don't mean to discourage, I think this energy is good. I don't know myself what sites to direct it to though.

No. 2157680

File: 1724856319886.jpeg (575.69 KB, 750x806, IMG_5058.jpeg)

Good morning dumbasses!

No. 2157825

why did they bring robotnik back he should've just stayed fucking dead

No. 2157827

What a shitty song, can't believe 3 people got killed over that shit.

No. 2157849

File: 1724865508176.jpeg (Spoiler Image,253.16 KB, 941x457, IMG_8028.jpeg)

>>2157825
whatmybodydysmorphiasaysmystomachlookslike.jpg

No. 2157852

>>2157827
>3 people got killed
WHAT

No. 2157854

>>2157825
>>2157849
I actually hate how the Sonic movies are just a vessel for Jim Carrey to do his tired-ass Jim Carrey Humor schtick and for James Anyman Marsden to keep paying his mortgage. They made Robotnik a fatty just like how Robotnik is meant to be but of course it's not Robotnik fat it's Jim Carrey's unaffected male menopause body fat. I don't even like fat men but come on. They could have gotten a real barrel-chested moid to fatten up for a few months for this movie. This shit sucks. What fucking Sonic fans are actually happy with these movies??? Sonic has been woobified and has no remnant of his actual personality. It's not cool to be a cocky, too cool for school character anymore so let's just strip him of his personality! Great!
WHO ARE THESE FUCKING MOVIES FOR?????????????? IT CAN'T BE THE FUCKING KIDS BECAUSE SONIC 2 HAD LEGIT A 10 MINITE LONG SCENE WHERE THERE THE FAT COP FRIEND WAS THE MAIN FOCUS, SO??????? WHAT THE FUCK.

No. 2157860

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>>2157854
I fell for the psyop and became a Carreyfag cuz of the tumblr sexyman nature of Robotnik in the first movie. In the second one and now the third one his design is too ugly and I'm repulsed by jim so all the spark is gone, but in hindsight he wasn't a great casting. I'm not even an extreme Sonicfag but at least they could've cast someone fat?

Seemed like the executives wanted to get butts in seats. I don't understand why ugly sonic couldn't do that by its lonesome considering the design change carried more hype than having washed up Jim in the film.

No. 2157862

>>2157852
Here you go, I have no idea if this video is good, I just clicked on the first one when searching for Randy Stair.

No. 2157864

File: 1724866954880.jpeg (1.02 MB, 1170x2133, IMG_8030.jpeg)

The point is no matter how much Jim's vain lurking ass likes to think it, he wasn't the one carreying Sonic.

If you have a preexisting IP that kids and previous generations enjoy, they're gonna flock to the cinemas and eat it up regardless of whether it's slop. It's nostalgia IP.

People were not attending for a flop who couldn't even make his sad clown Mr Roger's Joker hybrid tv show work. 75% drop in ratings despite an Ariana Grande cameo? Zoo wee mama!

No. 2157867

>>2157862
The fact that nobody in Randy's life foresaw all the red flags…

No. 2157878

>>2157860
I just don't understand why this couldn't be a fully animated movie. What joy do sonicfags get out of seeing Sonic be the 10 year old disgusting furry son of two real life humans we are meant to relate to? Sympathize with??? Like what is the goal here??? Sonic has an entire army of extremely autistic American fans because Sonic's entire conception was fueled by intending to create the "coolest American" character those Japanese fuddy-duddies could muster up. Cue obsessive autist man/woman-children fandom that has withstood decades of shitty games. Why do these autists love Sonic? Because he is the autist's pinnacle of cool. So what do they do to movie Sonic to honor these hyper-autists? Force him to be a fish out of water type that must prove his worth and also shoehorn him into the "strange, but special" child archetype. What the actual fuck is that retardation. Sonic is cool because the canon is basically some Shonen anime that panders to American autists. It's babby's first anime which holds a very special nostalgic place in Sonicfags' hearts.
Sonic does have a history of missing the mark and trying to pander to audiences by way of placing unnecessary importance on new, human characters. Every Sonic fan dislikes these characters and will tell you they can do without them. Chris, Elise, now Tom. STOP THE FUCKING HUMAN SHIT, JUST GIVE THE AUTISTS THE MASCOT ANIMAL BORDERLINE FURRY ANIMATED CARTOON. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Being a sonicfag is like self harm atp.

No. 2157882

>>2157860
There's a THIRD movie coming out??

No. 2157919

File: 1724869603460.mp4 (2.98 MB, 888x466, RPReplay_Final1724869290.mp4)

>>2157878
I love you sonicfag
The other thing that bothers me is that there's no sign of Amy or any others beside shadow in the trailer. I actually kind of think Keanu as shadow is cute, but I can't sanction the Buffoonery of inviting Carrey back and thus I will refuse to see it. If that retard is gonna retire he should live by his word and go die in a cave in the mountains of Canada or something.

All this also coming from the guy who said he hated sequels after Ace Ventura but broke that the moment he started losing fervor in the 2010s. He shafted a movie with an interesting premise called Pierre Pierre and completely screwed over the writers and staff for Dumb and Dumber To. This retardo leaves more destruction in his path than the villain he's playing, god I can't stand him

"Something traumatic directed at me" but you killed your girlfriend, I'm sorry, do you not deserve flack for that dude?

>>2157882
Yes Hollywood has run out of ideas. There's a Shrek 5 and Toy Story 5 coming out. It's just one regurgitation after another.

No. 2157927

>>2157919
>that video
He's an empty shell of a person who more than anything wants audiences to suck his cock. He's so desperate on screen now. You can tell he's hoping and wishing for a Brendan Frasier tier comeback full of asspats and awards.

No. 2157930

File: 1724870323210.mp4 (3.69 MB, 888x464, RPReplay_Final1724870053 2.mp4)

>>2157927
>keeps wiping his cocaine nose despite his little handler standing in the background
>"RE-PEAT! RE-PEAT! RE-PEAAT!"
>"i-i don't want anyone to reboot my movies that aged like milk in the sun for their misogynistic tropes anyway!"

why the fuck is he so rude to interviewers? god his tone of voice especially towards women grinds my gears

I can't believe I ever liked this man ew

No. 2157933

>>2157930
>"im doin' tons. All new. All new"
>only content he's been part of since 2019 when this was filmed have been
>2 Sonic sequels
>an awful "memoir"

No. 2157936

>>2157930
I understand you. I'm the anon who was unhealthily attached to a wannabe comedian. I actually really hate comedians and the comedian atmosphere now. All a bunch of porn addicted attention seeking freaks. Mine is 5'7" and is sexually aroused by crying women. I wish we could team up and cleanse this earth of these sociopaths. They're all leeches who need constant stimulation for their shit little funnyman routines. I hate them all now. As soon as a comedian makes a single slight misogynistic joke I know exactly who he is. Spreading STIs and cheating on the women who support their shows and acts. I need it all to fucking burn.

No. 2157941

>>2157936
I've considered going to LA and infiltrating comedy circles if I had a solid plan. I'd collect evidence, I'd create a decently popular personal social media account or two, and I'd expose them once I had enough feasible content. I don't really care about my life and I'm a childhood abuse and IPV survivor, I feel like the living dead. I'd kill myself hypothetically after I exposed them to avoid them killing me. The only thing is that I don't think I'd ever get there without being found out.

Problem is I know far too many people would defend them if I made it to exposure and it wouldn't take down the entire establishment. Systemic change needs to come from within and comedy is just so laden with misogyny. And it hurts because I liked so many of these men and use humor to mask my own pain, only to discover they see women like that as targets. Yet they constantly cry about their own self victimization. Tell that to the people you've entrapped and traumatized and forced to be on meds for the rest of your life you fucking asswipes

No. 2157946

File: 1724871356834.jpeg (400.53 KB, 785x1487, IMG_7990.jpeg)

Michael Cane

No. 2157988

>>2157946
Stellar contribution, thank you

No. 2157990

>>2157988
The daily fail is daily failing

No. 2157995

File: 1724874504036.jpeg (231.24 KB, 1170x879, image0.jpeg)

>>2157919
Re:Pierre Pierre

No. 2158004

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>>2157878
The normie humans are so boring and easily the worst part of the movies, you could replace them with ANY other plotline and nothing of value would be lost.

No. 2158016

"Everyone needs to have a voice right now" except Carreychan clearly lets censor her

I am not a sadist but god I want you to choke on my clitoris

No. 2158027

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>>2158004
It's just the stereotype of combined live action animated movies. Gots to have bland humans to play off the qUIrKY CGI animals. Wasn't James Marsden also in Hop? Same shit, different character

No. 2158077

>>2158027
James Marsden is the most forced nobody in film and TV history. Made a whole career of being a nobody.

No. 2158082

>>2158077
He's an attractive guy with completely unremarkable, forgettable roles

No. 2158093

>>2158082
He also wrote in support of the guy who full on assraped Drake Bell when he was 16, he was definitely getting passed around himself. I thought he was a cute talentless humble kind of guy but after I found out he defended a pedo rapist he's just another soulless Hollywood scrote whore to me.

No. 2158114

File: 1724878072535.jpeg (1.04 MB, 1170x1701, IMG_8055.jpeg)

>>2158093
He also dated a model half his age after breaking up with his ex kek

No. 2158121

>>2158114
Something about his aura and the way he carries himself screams pathetic desperation.

No. 2158131

File: 1724878821287.jpeg (105.6 KB, 689x1200, IMG_8054.jpeg)

>trying to post comments on articles
>yr comments must b APPROVED before they can be shown

No. 2158137

I should post this in the vent thread but ughhhh. I told her all the shit her pathetic wannabe comedian boyfriend said behind her back. The way he mocks every one of her interests. The way he bitches about her constantly. The way he rolls his eyes at the fact she doesn't like hearing the word "bitch" and says it's a slur. The way he laughed when he said she loved him because he thought she was crazy. I feel like you >>2155997 I feel like I was right in the situation the way you wanted to be. I did what you wish you could have done. I warned her, I told her everything. She still uploads tiktoks but I'm scared to check. I'm scared he's told her I'm crazy. I'm scared they both have. He's only dating her because she has money. I know the relationship can't last long but I'm scared of what might happen between them. I'm scared he might snap. He has gotten close to snapping and has gotten physical with one girlfriend already. I wish she could run away. I wish she would just drop him and get better friends.

No. 2158141

>>2158137
I keep telling myself that no matter what, my life is much more peaceful without them. My life is more peaceful without porn-addicted scrotes in my life. But I can't stop thinking about her and how nice she seemed and how honest and authentic. And the fact she was with that sorry excuse for a human. I'm worried for her. Fuck me.

No. 2158146

>>2158137
You tried to warn her the best you can. If she refuses to listen that is on her. It's her conscious choice in the end and if you can't sway her, then who really can? I'm sorry nona I hope she sees the light soon. I've known people who've been in a similar situation albeit not with a wannabe comedian, but the ironic thing is that we'd not talked for a couple years by the time her and bf broke up and then he had the audacity to snoop out my number and send me dick pics. I was going to contact her thereafter asking how bad it must've ended but I didn't bother. So many men are scum and so many women don't see, and it's not our jobs necessarily to warn them. And hell sometimes we don't see the warning signs ourselves until it's too late

>t. just broke up with a pretty scummy bf and beating myself up over not seeing red flags earlier after wasting months on him

No. 2158147

>>2158141
I don't know if you really believe in some type of god/diety or manifestation power but I have sometimes resorted to prayer or manifesting like I'm an old grandma when all else fails. It seems really dumb but it helps calm me a little

No. 2158153

>>2158146
You're right, and I'm glad you got out of that shitty relationship. Stay safe nona.
My issue is how he seems to charm people instantly. He's midget sized with a huge head and yet he can charm girls in a fucking instant. I was charmed as well, though eventually I understood how manipulative he was. It's scary because I have vague posted about him on multiple platforms and nearly every time without fail there is always somebody replying to me and telling me I'm retarded, or the situation is retarded, or that I'm making a big deal out of nothing. He's not tech-savvy enough to have sock puppet accounts, so this is just randoms telling me I'm insane for talking about a manipulative scrote. Almost every time. It scares me. I fucking hate him. His main control tactic is triangulation. The last time we ever met up I could tell he was irritated by how I didn't fall for his manipulation techniques anymore. It makes me sick to think of all the shit he is doing behind her back now that I'm not there to call him a retarded faggot. Not that it really stopped him but he at least put on a regretful facade about it. Now he can do everything without feeling sorry. I hope to god she leaves him before it's too late.
>>2158147
I do manifest sometimes. I should really get back into it.

No. 2158160

>>2158153
I wish you love healing and luck queen. I hate how many people will hastily defend grotesque scrotes. "not all men!" "lets give men benefit of the doubt!" when men prove themselves time and again to be majority unworthy of womens forgiveness

No. 2158166

>>2158160
also if he has any kind of manager or friends they could be running sock accounts for him. don't ever put it past these guys to have sock accounts even if they seem too dim witted for it

No. 2158266

I'm kinda freaked out that there's parts of me I've never seen directly with my own eyes. Like not my back or butthole or anything like that but I've never seen what my face actually looks like. Reflections are a thing and kinda line up with what I can feel but I have no context if that's what I really look like. Even with good cameras color, focus, blur etc always are a little off. I wish I knew what I looked like

No. 2158292

File: 1724888886135.jpeg (608.71 KB, 1170x1241, IMG_8067.jpeg)

Ew he's playing two characters can he please die before this movie comes out please please please

No. 2158293

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>>2158292
why is Jessica jones involved with this hot mess

No. 2158320

Carreychan someone just posted proof in General Tinfoil that you're a troon sympathizer. What is your rebuke to this? I'm feeling betrayed and hurt by this revelation.

No. 2158329

>>2158320
Carreychan please…

No. 2158330

File: 1724890093850.png (524.98 KB, 564x840, clownlife.png)

>>2158320
God damn it

No. 2158332

… Linda Hill is that you?

No. 2158337

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If someone is trying to derail the entire point of the document I can't say I'm surprised, it's Jim psyopping again

No. 2158341

>>2158337
Carreychan…

No. 2158342

File: 1724890399115.jpg (391.44 KB, 1017x608, squint eyed bitch.jpg)

Linda pls

No. 2158343

>>2158342
So do you support trannies.

No. 2158355

File: 1724891007738.png (19.89 KB, 981x77, carreychan WHY....png)

>>2158329
>>2158330
I'm actually really hurt and betrayed by this. I actually thought she was one of us. This news has upset me greatly. To see such a titan fall. This is how the Romans felt on the eve of the Vandal invasion.

No. 2158358

>>2158355
The transphobia in Ace Ventura was the only based thing he's ever done tbh.

No. 2158371

File: 1724891875975.png (12.94 KB, 284x284, 1724327771980.png)

Well. That just happened.

No. 2158379

>>2158371
I know. My whole world is crashing down. Why did Carrey-chan betray us? This is how Jesus must have felt when He realized Judas sold Him out to the Romans.

No. 2158382

>>2158379
I think she's been some of the anons replying to some of the anons in shock about the caring about transphobia comments too kek.

No. 2158391

File: 1724893079766.jpeg (125.19 KB, 736x736, 1230851290.jpeg)

>>2158371
It's becoming harder and harder not to become a cynical bitch everyday. I'm trying but every single feckin time.

No. 2158398

>>2158355
Bruh…Jim watches you sleep through the walls, Carreychan, he and his people are organizing their attacks against you right now.

No. 2158402

File: 1724894090416.gif (1.9 MB, 268x273, 1000010260.gif)

So we all agree that Vinny Vinesauce is a wig wearing bitch, correct?

No. 2158405

>>2158402
Yes. He has enough money to get hair transplants though, idk why he doesn't just do that

No. 2158408

>>2158402
Samefag but fuck he is literally so repulsive I hate this faggot sooooo much he looks like a sex pest coworker it makes me want to beat him to death with a hammer I hate when he smiles and I also hate his retarded I AM Going To Kill Myself Now character he plays he sounds so fragile and weak, if I am watching a moid play video games the moid better entertain me like a mentally challenged monkey starved of laughter and banter, I don't Gove a fuck about his mental state and I shouldn't be reminded of his depression oo fucking woo. The fact that every single one of his fans talks about him with the most sympathetic parasocial relationship ever time annoys the shit out of me like every time they talk about him it's like they're saying it to a backing track of the world's smallest violin.
God I fucking hate Vinny Vinesauce.

No. 2158414

File: 1724894976807.gif (1.07 MB, 498x272, 1000011045.gif)

THAT IS A WHOLE ASS FUCKING WIG ON HIS HEAD LOOK AT THE WEFTS IN THAT AIR TIGHT PARTING!!!! THE DISGUSTING, FRUMPY SWEATER. THE PERFORMATIVE LITTLE CHUCKLE SHRUG. I HATE THIS FAG HE IS VISCERALLY REPULSIVE. Jerma is also ugly but at least he took care of himself before becoming basically crippled with chronic pain or whatever. Vinny just has tumblr girl depression.

No. 2158432

>>2158414
huh, that is a whig, Jerma is kinda handsome tho, specially when he was younger

No. 2158445

>>2158405
Usually for scrotes to get a hair transplant, they have to take hair from another place on the head and put it in the desired spot. It could be that he's more bald than we know and that he doesn't have enough hair to donate. Another thing is that even if a scrote does get a hair transplant, he's still balding, so eventually the transplanted hair will fall out just like the original hair did.

No. 2158454

>>2158445
they have to get on the pill that supresses DHT for it to work

No. 2158479

I like Careychan and I support her cause and her schizophrenia, if she’s a troon supporter I’ll be disappointed but I won’t write her off. What annoys me more tbh is the way she posts like every 10 minutes itt, she’s completely co-opted it and tainted the vibe. Chill out girl, I don’t want to be reminded that some sweet woman got murdered or pushed to suicide thrice daily, I avoid the news thread for that exact reason, I can’t take anymore black pills I’m already overdosing.

No. 2158484

>>2158479
Yeah I agree with you when you complain about her posting too much. It's kind of annoying. Carreychan works best when she posts less than twice a month, it makes her posts seem more like sweet surprise gifts instead of constant spam. Especially since most of us are already on her side vis a vis Jim.

No. 2158566

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Ate a burrito. Now I have gas.

No. 2158731

Wow. It's been hours since her last post. Carreychan really was pro-troon. I'm crying and shaking.

No. 2158739

>>2157936
real, i also hate comedians with their youtube accounts posting videos of supposed "hecklers", one such video i can't get out my mind is one of some scrote supposedly getting heckled by a woman, and his fucking response is to be like "I'M SORRY YOUR DAD DIDN'T TOUCH YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE", and goes on more after that, like, fucking disgusting, since when did moids start projecting their vile fetishes as insults

No. 2158781

>>2158731
I also think she is multiple personalityfags, because the capital mods spammer in /meta/ didn't even post it last night.

No. 2158820

>>2158781
No, the /meta/ spammer last posted 19 hours ago and also on CC.

No. 2158851

File: 1724940174283.webp (24.78 KB, 564x584, positive-cat.webp)

Sending good energy for the dumb-asses in this thread

No. 2158887

>>2158731
Fuck that heathen, I'm switching sides now. Friendship ended with Carreychan, now Jim is my best friend

No. 2159003

>>2158820
The /meta/ spammer that posted on CC conveniently changed up her writing style when the accusation was made, plus she responded within like 2 minutes to the accusation too. They're absolutely the same person.

No. 2159007

>>2158337
Notice how she didn't even deny she's a tranny sympathizer…

No. 2159058

File: 1724950979286.jpg (1.16 MB, 1033x3152, 1000011053.jpg)

Do we think it's Carrey-chan, dumbassshit nonnies? Carrey-chan definitely has the overinflated self-importance aspect down to a T.

No. 2159156

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>>2158887
Had to make it

No. 2159163

>>2159156
KEKKKKK I fucking love it. Should be the threadpic for a Carreychan hate thread

No. 2159204

Carreychan you can try to gayop your way out of being found out all you want but you were never as smart as you thought you were. Tranny supporters GTFO.

No. 2159250

>>2159204
Sorry for being schizo but I also believe she's in the tinfoil thread trying to defend herself.

No. 2159314

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Things are shit right now for me but I hope something good can happen for my nonnas.

No. 2159322

>>2159314
Hoping for good things for you too nonners

No. 2159349

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What a strange day on the farms it has been.

No. 2159355

>>2159349
Sometimes the best milk is home grown

No. 2159361

>>2159355
We should have never tolerated her retardation. It makes so much sense in hindsight.

No. 2159376

We're back!!!

No. 2159425

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Oh Dumbass thread how I've missed you.

No. 2159428

welcome back dumbass shit thread <3333

No. 2159435

lets take this as a lessson to never autosage dumbass shit again!

No. 2159496

I wonder if carrey-chan is coming back. There's been two weeks to make a statement

No. 2159574

I am losing my fucking mind can ANYONE direct me to the original Kirby slit post? Or at least remind me if it was during the Vday or Christmas bunker, I thought it was the Valentine's one but I could not find it in any of those threads.

No. 2159817

>>2159496
she's not because she realized her house of cards had fallen.

No. 2159881

man India fucking sucks, some time ago(before maintenance) coming back home from college the last fucking thing i wanted to see in the women's coach was two hijras with their boytoys, making a ruckus and being so fucking annoying, and then when at a stop a male staff person spotted them in the women's coach, he did fucking nothing, fine, you dont wanna get fired for not sucking tranny cock, please for the love of christ at least get the fags out, but NOOOOO. ffs. here's how an Indian tranny sounds anyways, i'd translate, i'm too westernized and they're too vulgar, https://voca.ro/1m0M7yPGIJRp .

No. 2160014

lolcow back (back)
lolcow back (back)
Let all these nonas know that lolcow back

No. 2160028

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YaaaaAa4aaAAaAAaAay

No. 2160045

>>2159574
it was definitely the valentine's one first

No. 2160574

the amerifag thread is so scary

No. 2160857

>>2160574
They always got heated around election time and this one is ghost pepper level. They should chill out after the elections.

No. 2161077

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>>2159376
How the fuck did this anon get access before any of us

No. 2161100

hello nonnies how are feeling with the return to lolcow? i kind of liked the bunkers for a bit but of course missed the site, though got autobanned on CC and the cucquean board bunker devolved into annoying infighting.

No. 2161160

I'm still thinking about that anon who crushed on some bald streamer getting her weird tumblr blog revealed and all the other teenage tumblr "farmers". It really put a lot of posts into consideration.

No. 2161336

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>>2161100
Having an active chatroom thread was fun but I'm glad to be back on my beloved lolcor

No. 2161382

>>2161077
The farm did go back up for a short while before getting closed again, she must have been quick

No. 2161834

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saw a pile of dog poop today, looked so cartoony like swirling around itself tf

No. 2162150

Lolcow is so slow now that we are free to roam I need the bunkers so bad I desire it carnally

No. 2162605

>>2162150
Me too, lc feels so dead compared to the bunkers. please free us from autosage hell cerbmin

No. 2162974

>>2161077
Is that from Blame?

No. 2163423

File: 1726273301996.webp (121.91 KB, 893x570, Rher.webp)

>My mental state when someone does something mildly rude but societal convention means I can't act out on it.
Oh I need to unload my psycho somewhere

No. 2163862

File: 1726295947888.gif (4.02 MB, 220x140, 1000003090.gif)

>>2163423
real, while my group and I were working on the outfit for our assignment, some FUCKING RETARD JUST TAKES MY GRADING RULER OUT OF MY BAG AND NEVER FUCKING TELLS ME but oh no they just BARELY had the decency to leave the wrapper in my bag but not FUCKING TELL ME THEY TOOK IT, and then when we were done STILL DIDN'T FUCKING TELL ME AND JUST LEFT IT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING LAB WE WERE IN and i only found out after i messaged the messaging group for our group members on the off chance someone took it bc i still didn't know and thought i left it at home and my friend has to tell me she thought i'd let it be borrowed, AND MY GRADING RULER IS STILL IN THE FUCKING LAB, luckily i had a friend in the class that usually has their classes take place in that lab so she managed to find it(and someone was already using it again bc they didn't know whose it was) BUT ITS STILL FUCKING PISSING ME OFF THAT THEY DIDN'T FUCKING TELL ME AND I COULD'VE FUCKING LOST IT.
also i'm using 'they' bc nobody actually came forward about taking my ruler without permission so it could either be the males or the girls in my group that have the fucking manners of a shit eating dog.

No. 2163909

>>2163862
Everything here is justified but
>leave the wrapper in my bag
I would legit flip at this. So fucking rude. It might be a small thing but think for 5 seconds how it might impact someone else outside of your main character narcissist personality bubble.

No. 2164142

>>2162974
yes

No. 2164176

>>2164142
thank you

No. 2164357

This album genuinely stresses me out. I find it unsettling.

No. 2164488

>>2164357
Thanks for putting me on this shit nona what the fuck. This is great music to listen to alone while high if you're a super imaginative autist KEK. All those pregnant MTV teens are so sad.

No. 2164499

File: 1726343132758.jpg (528.72 KB, 1080x1440, 264616_v9_bc.jpg)

Candidate for Eliott Smith biopic?

No. 2164756

File: 1726357248545.gif (1.84 MB, 600x338, LilMariko.gif)

Ahhhhhhh

No. 2165024

What would you guy do if you were a dictator with absolute power?
I would:
>execute all the retards who drive loud vehicles after i ban said vehicles.
> ban fast food in schools
> execute moids who commit crime ASAP. No prison time.
>ban shitbulls
>force all buildings in cities to be beutiful(no more ugly ass shitbox offices and gargantuan walmart parking lots
>execute the moids who drive those stupid giant pickup trucks(why do they ALWAYS fucking tailgate?)
>replace the animals in animal testing with male criminals
>Nuke Bageldesh and India out of existence
>torture and kill Kero the wolf
>force companies to treat and pay employees fairly
>execute MTF trannies
>ban pickmeism
>ban males from owning weapons.
>ban motorcycles
>ban males from using the internet

No. 2165369

File: 1726411142392.gif (3.78 MB, 300x424, 1709576981929.gif)

DUMBASSES WHERE YOU AT????!?!!?!!????????!!!!!!??? I'm so happy that everyone came back to lolcow and immediately started fighting again. Very cool. N E wayz I have to keep myself distracted 24/7 to avoid the depressing state of my reality, how are the rest of you doing on this funky fresh Sunday morning?

No. 2165371

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>>2165369
im right here nonnie

No. 2165373

>>2165371
Oh, Kimmy, hold me in your big strong arms ♥

No. 2165377

>>2165371
Kim if she was based and a tape of her jumping rapists scrotes was leaked instead

No. 2165442

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>>2165369
>how are the rest of you doing on this funky fresh Sunday morning
Sipping aperol spritzes and throwing stuff off my balcony at moids I don't like. It's small stuff like coins now but I have a broken microwave I want to nail some asshole with. If they get mad, try come at me, I live on the 7th floor and there's a code for the building.

No. 2165450

>>2165369
this is such a funny gif kekk

No. 2165495

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oh wow is LilyPichu's voice insufferable, listening to her in the lastest chapter of Fears to Fathom is unbearable christ

No. 2165809

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So basically um ah ummm erm huh um ah erm eh oh oh ey yah weh da la por que no Los dos?

No. 2166260

>>2165024
Daaaaammmmn nonnie, you got my vote

No. 2166495

I wonder how many farmers are unfortunate enough to have the name Shayna

No. 2166688

oncd saw a lady wearing a shirt with princess Merida wearing a shirt that said "Couture is an attitude" standing in front of a Moschino store surrounded by Moschino bags(Merida, not the lady, obvs)

No. 2168376

>>2166495
I don't know what her parents expected from naming their child Shayna of all things, like they were priming her for a life of being a trashy bleach blonde trailer trash drug user.

No. 2168693

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getting tired of anons who can't stay in their lane nonnies………. i gave someone genuinely thoughtful advice and some nona just came out of nowhere and spiralled and ree'd at me so hard i wondered why i even bother on this site

No. 2168914

>>2168693
Is this some sort of lotro creature

No. 2168918

Just came here to say that your thread is trash.

No. 2169285

I find the zenosfag annoying.

No. 2169293

>>2169285
Her posts give me secondhand embarrassment.

No. 2169386

>>2169285
Who is Zenosfag. Better yet, who is Zenos

No. 2169391

File: 1726660318765.jpg (2 MB, 4096x2302, 1000022187.jpg)

>>2169386
She husbandofags a villain from Final Fantasy 14 and she's very normal about it.

No. 2169398

>>2169391
I think things like this but I keep it to myself and I wouldn't dare attach it to my husbando and sully him. These are inside thoughts

No. 2169400

>>2165024
kek I know exactly which posts are yours in certain threads

No. 2169552

>>2169285
>>2169293
Same, and I've played all of ffxiv so I'm reading her posts knowing who it is which makes it worse, he's a whiny masochistic faggot with unwarranted self-importance.

No. 2169577

>>2169552
>whiny faggot with unwarranted self-importance
wow he sounds exactly like her. I know nothing about the character but she just popped up one day and won't stop posting "all whores must die" "he's mine" like girl I have never seen this man before, we don't want him, shut up.

No. 2170087

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>>2169391
I hope he is hot and a good husband
>>2169552
Aw no, that sucks

No. 2170106

>>2169285
It is only natural, that poster is annoying as fuck.
>>2169391
Good to know she has been banned for personalityfagging.

No. 2170265

JUST WOKE UP WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CATALOG

No. 2170268

>>2170265
oh shit

No. 2170272

Well samefag I still hate cerbmin, you ladies are too quick to forgive, watch them go MIA for months again

No. 2170512

>>2170265
did i miss smtg? or are you just talking about the new look of the catalog?

No. 2170529

>>2170512
New look?! Is that what you call it? Nobody wants to scroll thru the catalogue one image at a time. Yeah you can ctrl + F but what is the reason for this awful change

No. 2170535

>>2170529
one image at a time??? that's not how it looks for me, is it bc i use the girltalk theme?

No. 2170536

>>2170529
Hard refresh your browser

No. 2170563

File: 1726750331616.png (1.21 MB, 1080x2189, 1000045138.png)

>>2170529
Clear cached images and files but yeah this still sucks on mobile.
>MOBILEFAGS SHOULD DIE!!
I don't wanna break out my laptop to casually check my threads a few times a day. I still don't understand the hate for mobile posters, I use my phone 99% of the time and have made threads and stuff, what's the big deal?

No. 2170614

File: 1726754761144.jpg (31.19 KB, 735x678, 1000010968.jpg)

I'm a mobilefag and I like the new catalog

No. 2170762

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sometimes when i'm irked by a user and also partially not sure if they're a woman, i call them anon, feels more stern somehow.

No. 2171154

>>2170762
i use anon even when i like an anon, hope they don't think i'm being mean kek

No. 2171185

File: 1726779208014.png (1.21 MB, 800x1138, 1000011223.png)

>ends the real Jojo by retarded universe rewrite because muh fate is so delicately intertwined muh evil Dio is too integrated with muh pure hearted Jojo
>starts fake Jojo out on somewhat of a strong note with part 7's campy 80's movie Cannon Ball Run parody with gay cowboys and crippled little boy Jojo who learns how to walk through the power of Christ almighty
>spends ten fucking years writing the disorganized slop that is part 8
>couldn't even tell you what the fuck that shit was about
>ends
>okay
>starts part 9 out paralleling the most boring part with the lamest Jojo, part 5
>protag's name is literally "Jo Dio" and his posse includes a fucking tranny/trap character
I genuinely think Araki is either extremely retarded, is completely done with this bullshit manga series, or both.

No. 2171214

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>>2168918

No. 2171433

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>>2171185
Me reading Part 8

No. 2172521

I wish I knew Portuguese, the Brazil thread seems fun and Google Translate can't parse their slang well.

No. 2173421

Yo dumbasses I bought a deck of tarot cards. who wants a reading?

No. 2173423

I think my post got deleted by a mod or janny, which is weird because I've never had that happen before. I guess my horny posting was too much that instead of just redtexting me and shaming me they just straight up deleted my post. Crazy.

No. 2173517

File: 1726928945056.gif (2.94 MB, 440x330, 1000045480.gif)

I totally forgot until tumblr reminded me aw yeahhhhh
>>2173423
I am curious what was scandalous enough to get deleted

No. 2173523

>>2173421
Ooo I'll take a reading if that's okay nona. If I need a specific topic then maybe about the future of my college course, I hope it won't conflict with my dumbass sensibilities.

No. 2173530

>>2166688
Kek this sounds like the way less endearing version of the punk/hot topic princesses.

No. 2174164

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>>2173523
I'm a beginner but here we go
>Princess of Swords
Determination and the good bits of passion
>6 of clubs
Success, progress, self-confidence
>The Tower
Hubris before a fall. I'm sorry but this is one of the unambitious bad cards

No. 2174183

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>>2174164
Samefag please Don't take this as gospel! I bought the cards because I thought the images were neat.

No. 2174518

>>2173517
It honestly wasn't even that scandalous! I just posted on the horny asmr thread asking if anyone had links to reuploads of Shoto's r18 asmr (I couldn't even pay if I wanted to because his patreon is paused atm). I also included an image of him getting railed kek but I spoilered it!

No. 2174720

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i think this is from exposure to autists with foot fetishes but i wish humans didn't have retarded looking toes i think my life would be slightly better if everyone had cheap doll feet

No. 2174758

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nonnies, wake up, the indian incels are fighting

No. 2174759

>>2174758
the scrotoid that spends his time posting his ugly mug in response to women vs the moid that spends his time posting about muh suffering of tuh indian man, who'll win?

No. 2176750

>>2174758
>there is no Indian baddie
Oh no kek

No. 2179052

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I stumbled onto a feederism account and I feel gross now

No. 2180685

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>>2171433
Jojolion starts out wild and never stops.
I'm hopping Jojolands reals the retardation back. It got way too weird in part 8

No. 2181980

The doodleboard admin that just quit is stupid and weak. Unpopular opinions is hands down the worst thread on /ot/ why are even in there, what did you expect?

No. 2187798

Carreychan pls stop medfagging in celebricows, that woman is a grifting liar.

No. 2188079

File: 1727722754970.jpg (252.55 KB, 848x1728, rethelnemesis.jpg)

>Nemesis was the goddess of indignation against, and retribution for, evil deeds and undeserved good fortune. She was a personification of the resentment aroused in men by those who committed crimes with apparent impunity.
I think I've found my religion. Greeks had it right.

No. 2188324

Cerebral Palsy is like the physical disability version of autism.

No. 2190941

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Unfortunately I'm starting to understand those who say they enjoy infighting, but I don't do it here, I've started to be more combative on tumblr and even sending anonymous messages to scrotes to kill themselves. If the chronic infighters here ARE women they are the saddest stinkiest pickmes out there, go bait on scrotechan or something, I don't know why an alleged woman would want to shit up the farm.

No. 2191206

>>2190941
based, thank you for your service against moids nonna

No. 2194608

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I always find it midly concerning when a post that I thought of as bait gets deleted instead of red-texted, because that might mean it got deleted by anon herself, so it might not be bait but what anon actually believes in and she just shat her pants at the chance of confrontation.

No. 2194750

It felt like my head was gonna explode trying to find this song, for whatever reason the very last "OOooooooooooooh" was stuck in my head and I COULD NOT remember where I heard it. But I found it finally, hallelujah.

No. 2194996

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>>2190941
Infighting is so retarded on this site, wonder if lolcow got posted somewhere else recently

No. 2197342

Some of those fake documentary ufo sighting things are always so fake because why would they immediately just stare at it in an offended way, I feel like most people would be like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DUDE LOL WE HAVE TO RUN and run away from the ufo. Unless that's just me and my hyper-preservation instincts talking. Would you seriously just stare at it and wait to see what happens? Hellllll nooooo!!!!!!!

No. 2197345

>>2197342
With bigfoot I get it because he's an ape beast and could probably outrun you and then maul you or whatever even though surprisingly no one's ever been attacked and brutally maimed by a bigfoot. But a ufo? Run bitch!!!! Take cover!!!!!!

No. 2197984

>>2194996
It is definitely a bunch of males and underaged retards. Maybe even underaged male retards. I wouldn't be surprised if some depressed 16 year trannies come here.

No. 2198208

I'm so annoyed with Jill's retardation I'm THIS close to creating a fake YouTube profile pretending to be an actual autist and write a long comment telling her she's wrong about autism. That's retarded so I won't do it but you know she'd ree til the cows came home if an #ActualAutism haver called her bluff.

No. 2198229

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do you ever accidentally start an infight but feel relief in the fact that youre anonymous and can post normally in the same thread like you didnt just start the ongoing shit show currently happening right above you

No. 2198240

>>2198229
This happens to me in unpopular opinions a lot as of late, even the mildest of topics seem to be setting some off

No. 2198246

>>2198240
some pushback is expected in unpopular opinions but its insane how having a.. well, unpopular opinion can cause some nonas to blow up and stir shit for hours. as you said, even the most mild topic like "i like pancakes" its enough to get some nonas to sperge "so you hate waffles?" for days straight

No. 2198634

File: 1728399624274.gif (9.85 MB, 540x500, 1000049144.gif)

I wish I was this kitten.

No. 2198722

File: 1728403747215.gif (3.12 MB, 156x240, 1000018328.gif)

work hard shit hard
work
shit
work
shit

No. 2198924

animal crackers in my soup

No. 2201015

I miss the bunkers…

No. 2204164

File: 1728739115952.png (28.19 KB, 243x151, 1000011485.png)

REST IN PEAS DUMBASS SHIT.

No. 2204961

>>2204164
stooooppppp

No. 2206637

I love that no one on this website can fucking read. Totally misunderstanding something and then acting self righteous about it.

No. 2206795

File: 1728908495467.jpg (77.88 KB, 640x640, 1000027605.jpg)

I made a paprika omelette yesterday and it was TASTY.

No. 2206907

>>2206637
What does this say

No. 2207472

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>>2206637

No. 2207720

File: 1728976563690.mp4 (17.79 MB, 1088x1080, 1000002629.mp4)

Consume, losers

No. 2207730

>>2207720
Holy seizure warning

No. 2207733

>>2206637
You love that anons on this site are eating lead? What the fuck is wrong with you?

No. 2207782

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No. 2208067

>>2206907
>>2207472
>>2207733
You rascals
>>2207720
lol what is this from
>>2207782
I hope you stub your toe. Scawy.

No. 2208075

File: 1729001225546.jpg (200.44 KB, 816x1456, 1000027631.jpg)

NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA
I didn't count on this
Before my very first kiss
This isn't the path we choose
But there's so much we could lose

TEAM UP!
TEAM UP!
Are you up for it?
Put your hand in mine, it's a purrfect fit!
TEAM UP!
TEAM UP!
Cos it's up to us!
But it's not easy to save the world when you've fallen in love!

No. 2208771

File: 1729028793060.jpg (87.75 KB, 640x605, hellmerican dad.jpg)

>Good morning Hell-S-A
>I got a feeling that its going to be a wonderful day

No. 2208844

I just want the nona with the crush on robert carlyle to know shes not alone, hes beautiful in a creepy way. This hread is so empty its sad i rmeem er when we were so active, once I felt daf when i was frunk a nf an anon said i should draw family guy charters for fun and it was. Lufe is so goof noonies, i live yio all.

No. 2208858

I'm bored

No. 2208898

>>2208844
>when i was frunk
I think you're frunk right now

No. 2208900

>>2208898
We're frunking

No. 2208948

File: 1729038762412.jpg (63.05 KB, 481x481, 1000003319.jpg)

My brother is really weird about the Cambodian genocide and thinks it never happened. For context, no one in our family isn't even remotely Asian, much less southeast asian. He just rambles on and on about how the photos are clearly faked and that it's a big conspiracy theory. He acts like this greentext

No. 2209004

I think I found out why the velvet underground sounds the way they do, it's sincere. I don't know how to describe it they just sound like a nice girl telling you her every thought no filter but you know she means well.
>>2208948
Lol anon how old is he

No. 2209029

>>2208948
is your brother in his late 20s? That's around the age when people with schizophrenia start showing symptoms

No. 2209030

>>2208898
>>2208900
I've HAD it! FRUNK BOTH OF YOU, FRUNK ALL OF YOU PEOPLE

No. 2209031

i miss when dumbass shit moved fast…

No. 2209171

>>2208067
Batman Beyond. There's some really good clippable moments. That one is from the episode Hooked Up.

No. 2209393

File: 1729076144629.jpg (29.64 KB, 500x514, 1699757052704.jpg)

>>2209030
Get frunky

No. 2209507

File: 1729089719297.png (35.12 KB, 1080x589, 1000051021.png)

Currently downloading horror movies pls let them work. I decided I wanted to watch only 2000s horror movies this October and I just watched The Mist for the first time, I love miserable endings like that honestly. Pretty funny.

No. 2210095

Why did I just see a up close pussy on the front page

No. 2210167

>>2210095
Nonnas were wondering if they had an innie or an outie on stupid questions. I'm not joking

No. 2214017

File: 1729369903486.jpg (239.38 KB, 750x750, cat.jpg)

I'm waking up and I'm wishing all my dumbass nonnas a blessed day. May you all find peace and serenity on your dumbass journey. Dumb-ass-te

No. 2215585

File: 1729463271815.png (1.74 MB, 1446x820, Screenshot 2024-10-20 at 3.08.…)

I LOVE JAPAN, PERIOD!

No. 2215596

the girls are reminiscing about dumbass when she's right here. poor girl.

>>2214017
i did not find peace i procrastinated my homework again, unfortunately. i did have a nice morning though!

No. 2215692

File: 1729466827402.png (173.39 KB, 630x374, girugamesh_guy.png)

>>2215585
GIRUGAMESH

No. 2215725

File: 1729468907658.png (863.95 KB, 1284x724, Screenshot 2024-10-20 at 5.01.…)

>>2215692
>I like anime!
>AND MANGA!!!

No. 2217192

>>2215692
I still think about this damn guy all the time

No. 2220852

File: 1729756562579.png (168.67 KB, 1068x635, weldkfjnem.png)

Lolcow is lost media….

No. 2220858

>>2209029
kek thats not schizophrenia, its autism

No. 2220859

>>2220858
i thought conspiracy theories were a schizo thing

No. 2223663

File: 1729888498078.png (220.11 KB, 408x644, Screenshot 2024-10-25 at 12.00…)

Oooo wee! Evil Morty! That was quite a scheme. Makes me wonder if there's an evil ME out there! But I guess sometimes I look at my life, and I may not even need him. 'Cause, well, guess I've made a pretty big mess of things myself. Oooo wee.

Never got my job at the university back, remember that? Rick made me do karate…it was kinda funny. But I guess things went downhill from there. Started isolating myself from Amy.
Used to tell her everything I was feeling. But then I guess I stopped. 'Cause I wanted her to love who she thought I was. Not who I felt myself becoming.

Ever think about how horrified the people we love would be if they found out who we truly ARE? So we just dig ourselves deeper, into our lies, every day, ultimately hurting the only people brave enough to love us.

Wish I didn't do that. Wish I was brave enough to love them back. I don't know. Maybe you should try it. We don't have as much time as we think.

Ooo wee.

No. 2224038

File: 1729906403012.png (478.49 KB, 848x770, Screenshot 2024-10-25 at 9.32.…)

i love aliexpress because i find the stupidest shit imaginable

No. 2226300

I.. am Anon. Guardian of the Pastures.

No. 2227223

File: 1730081873194.mp4 (4.71 MB, 1280x720, 1000002692.mp4)

If you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this guy willingly shoves his balls in a small plastic torture device and is smug about it.

No. 2228843

When I was just a child
Before I would turn out the light
I kneeled beside my bed and say my prayers every night
Asked God to keep me safe
And keep everything alright
Then I'd be real still and quiet until I could hear his reply

And God said wash your hands
Or your family will die
And grandpa will get cancer
If you don't touch the stove three times
Your dog will run away
If you ever tell a lie
Nobody understands
When God says wash your hands
When God says wash your hands
God says wash your hands

Now as the years went by
God stood by me through the thin and thick
Though it seems that with his age
The good Lord's gonе a tad eccentric
Why I need to save my pee
I don't undеrstand a lick
But it's better I bet than to live with regret
So I guess I better do it

Cause God said stay inside
Or get flesh-eating disease
I'll totally make some kid retarded
If you don't throw salt when you sneeze
And you'll never get to heaven
Unless you kill Bill Bellamy
Nobody understands
When God says wash your hands
Nobody understands
When God says wash your hands
And I hope that it's all wrong
Cause God said 'Don't sing this song'
And I hope that it's all wrong
Cause God said 'Don't sing this song'

No. 2229096

>>2215725
>Gaaaaaymaangg!!!

No. 2229343

if men that do self-care are gay then i am Homofucker, Rapist of Faggots.

No. 2229597

File: 1730213199616.jpeg (26.8 KB, 444x281, crushhim.jpeg)

tall men that are fat piss me off so badly, like, you take up enough vertical space as is, why are you, as a man, taking up horizontal space now. the amount of pigging out they do is obnoxious too, like fine there's a certain amount of calories you need to maintain fine, but why the surplus? children in shitholes would be grateful to have even half the amount of food you should be having but MORE? appalling.

No. 2230810

File: 1730283168079.jpg (240.48 KB, 1280x1280, 1000053704.jpg)

I just remembered these 2000s dragon shirts, what a weird and awful time for fashion

No. 2231398

File: 1730309134435.jpeg (475.75 KB, 1560x2048, Sleepy-Corvine-Sebasteink-Joij…)

>>2226300
silently approaches with a 1 TB folder of kpop ready to be spammed in every cranny of the board

No. 2234257

>>2228843
God I miss Trevor Moore, I had a crush on him in the early WKUK days. Kitty History makes me laugh so hard every time. I'm still (jokingly) tinfoiling that he knew too much and that's how he met his demise

No. 2234258

File: 1730445738057.png (1.16 MB, 1362x762, Screenshot 2024-11-01 at 12.21…)

>>2234257
kek

No. 2234504

File: 1730468559147.png (896.09 KB, 1024x720, 1719497853487.png)

>>2226300
I'd say I don't want Malenia protecting here but I don't see much difference from Caleid kek

No. 2235435

>Illinois Nazis
>I hate Illinois Nazis
I always think of Lindsay Souvannarath when I hear this line.

No. 2237136

File: 1730618494141.png (384.81 KB, 1246x777, pt stare.png)

It's been more than a month since the last PT thread hit its limit. I'm having withdrawals. I need to know what Sarah is up to. Why does our Queen not have an active thread? I don't have the strength to recap it myself, but I pray for the anon that takes one for the team and makes it for all us true and honest farmers to follow our beloved PT.

No. 2237148

File: 1730620316215.jpeg (1.52 MB, 4096x3072, IMG_4227.jpeg)

>>2237136
I honestly just added her myself to get the milk straight from the source. She’s so crazy now none of this is even post worthy. I made a little collage just for you tho nonnie

No. 2239662

File: 1730763216116.jpg (232.53 KB, 1920x1080, Femdom.jpg)

Femdom

No. 2248321

File: 1730987399749.jpg (72.38 KB, 1024x817, 1730249194242612.jpg)

I'm glad dumbass got autosaged. It's a nice refuge from the insanity that's hitting the rest of /ot/

No. 2250490

File: 1731079250606.png (640.81 KB, 592x500, 1000056203.png)

Japanese flying squirrels literally look like Serendipity book illustrations

No. 2250496

File: 1731079448524.jpg (27.35 KB, 360x360, 1000028798.jpg)

Driving lesson today (pic related)

No. 2250813

>>2250496
Good luck nonnie ♥

No. 2251121

I love imageboards so much anons, I can triple post in the vent thread and it's not oversharing because no one knows it's all me except for nosy jannies I guess.

No. 2251213

>>2251121
really? every time i've seen other anons double or triple post they're immediately banned and caught within seconds kek

No. 2251689

>>2250490
Sweetie…
>>2251213
Same. Why does she get special treatment?

No. 2252778

>>2251213
>>2251689
I don't know, maybe it's because it's actual vents? Like vent one will be about work, vent two will be about something in my friend group and vent three will be about someone at home having eaten my pizza (again) or something like that. It's not that I bait for infights or anything, it's just that I post one thing, come back half an hour later, nobody has posted anything else yet but then I realize that this one thing has pissed me off, too, actually, so I post that, and then when I walk up to our freezer and see that someone ate my food again and I come back to complain because anons you wouldn't believe… Maybe I just get drowned out in the infighting and jannies have more important stuff to do lol.

No. 2253799

i need to learn how to stop feeling embarrassed on an anonymous imageboard kek. i wanted to post a new pic of someone in /g/ but some other anon posted a random pic of him in the middle of an infight even though he had nothing to do with the topic and now i don't want to post him anymore in case i get lumped in with her. maybe preventing me from posting was her plan all along lol

No. 2253881

>>2253799
What's the problem? If anything, that anon was in the right to divert from the infight.

No. 2253913

>>2253799
Was it on the same thread? Just post him. It's so annoying when people think every anon is the same person, you may get be accused of being the infighter, but it's stupid. How common is this husbando?

No. 2255193

>>2253881
well the anon who posted him was involved in the fight, idk if she was trying to divert i think she was manic or something
>>2253913
different thread. he's sort of mildly common? he used to get posted more years ago but now it's mostly just me and one other anon. i don't know if the infighter even likes him at all kek. i'll just wait a week so the timing isn't close.

No. 2257221

File: 1731412539066.webp (191.83 KB, 790x900, will you still love me when i'…)


No. 2258097

>>2257221
What are these

No. 2258870

File: 1731511346331.jpg (19.15 KB, 311x517, 1481923949938.jpg)

Was going through an old thread and found this self post that looks a lot like empathchan

No. 2259614

File: 1731542407203.jpg (197.06 KB, 1920x1080, 2018-09-25_09-03-43.jpg)

>>2258870
Hm, how old? Empath has thicker eyebrows, and I am looking at the pics of her in her thread and she doesn't appear to have a freckle next to her eye. I think picrel is a common phenotype among blue-eyed female autists.
Also, now that Im thinking about it, that 'freckle' might be acne. It could be her…

No. 2261193

>>2259614
It's 7 years old so obviously not her lol. I just thought they looked kinda similar

No. 2261200

>>2261193
Common schizo autism phenotype, then

No. 2261750

>>2258097
Men over 25

No. 2261784

File: 1731679182123.gif (892.16 KB, 300x225, 1000057929.gif)

There's a character called Nona on the show Pete and Pete and for some reason Iggy Pop played her dad. What the fuck

No. 2263287

File: 1731780769168.jpg (35.04 KB, 640x480, 1000058154.jpg)

Send me to the friggin moon

No. 2263525

>>2263287
What ever happened to the stoney baloney threads? Dead, or suppressed by the same evil that suppresses us dumbasses?

No. 2264261

File: 1731832361106.jpeg (608.52 KB, 1170x1104, IMG_6664.jpeg)

>be me

>bottomless pit supervisor

>in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless

>occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless

>one day I go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless

>the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit

>distress.jpg

>ask my boss what to do

>he says "just make it bottomless again"

> I say "how"

>he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor"

>rage.jpg

>quit my job

>become a regular pit supervisor

>first day on the job, go to the new hole

>its bottomless

No. 2264364

All the leaves are brown
And my snot is green
I've been for a walk
In my fever dreammmmmm

No. 2264552

>>2263525
? They're still around

No. 2264590

>>2264261
Fucking hate when this shit happens

No. 2264675

File: 1731867337958.png (564.4 KB, 1080x812, 1000058349.png)

i wish i could clone myself so i could at least have one friend. but even the clone would probably leave me too.

No. 2264679

File: 1731867623134.jpg (745.57 KB, 2505x2456, 1000028497.jpg)

They're a bit out of season but I found some decorations for the lolcow hotel

No. 2265396

>>2264675
if you believe that and hate yourself that much she definitely would unfortunately

No. 2265501

I left for a few months bc irl horseshit and it feels like the site was set on fire while I was gone. More than once
Why are we autosaged I missed my dumbass shit nonnas. I wouldn't mind so much if the thread wasn't so dead. Come back.

No. 2266078

File: 1731957834602.webp (25.41 KB, 750x677, 1000027392.jpg)

you

No. 2269018

File: 1732128665561.png (100.44 KB, 1080x670, 1000058953.png)

I AM VOMIT WTF LMAO

No. 2269495

I think my favorite food is yeast. I love wine and beer and when I was making cinnamon rolls today the yeast smell filled me with such bliss.

No. 2271860

File: 1732268207796.png (1.37 MB, 854x1048, Screenshot 2024-11-22 at 1.35.…)

How it feels to be an Aspie girl around normie women

No. 2273230

File: 1732368849552.webp (1.99 MB, 2348x3059, 5850813hm.webp)

>Current mood be like

No. 2273249

>>2269018
What mental illness is this

No. 2274036

>>2269018
kek who is this about

No. 2279638

this website is getting worse and worse i wish there was a secret signal to get all the cool anons in here and let all the dipshits stay out there slinging their shit

No. 2279658

File: 1732759160163.jpg (1.3 MB, 1242x1060, 1000029348.jpg)

This is wine red
This is the death of beauty

No. 2279890

File: 1732770010671.jpg (184.77 KB, 1920x1736, timon_by_the_card_player_deucl…)

My mom just sent me this

No. 2280195

>>2279890
something about his body proportions reminds me of a drawing of a cute moid i drew into the margins of my English textbook like a retard that i folded over, and because i liked English and i was a pet for my English teacher, i lent her my textbook and when i got it back the margin was unfolded…

No. 2280274

File: 1732803738531.gif (Spoiler Image,3.57 MB, 500x323, 1000059791.gif)

Recently there's someone that has sucked all the fun out of a major interest of mine plus drawing and I'm so fucking depressed. How do I stop caring and become a happier person? This is the lowest I have felt in years.
>>2274036
gifrel

No. 2280874

I love the color blue I love the color blue! I got a pair of bright blue hippie pants for my birthday a few years ago and ever since I've been collecting turqoise jewelry, blue scarves, anything blue I'll throw my money at

No. 2282290

AYYLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No. 2282293

>>2280274
Same happened to me. I'm plan to gatekeep everything else from them, join a new hobby and become a god

No. 2283199


No. 2283813

>>2282290
Ah, 2016… the last year for good memes.

No. 2284256

File: 1732996194055.jpg (24.39 KB, 545x362, B7f2_OECEAAyijj.jpg)

>>2283813
The Pokemon Go summer. Take me back

No. 2284973

File: 1733037070767.jpg (25.99 KB, 275x249, 1714905947771.jpg)

I wish I could delete everything I've posted in the unconventional male attractions threads, what the fuck was my problem.

No. 2285131

File: 1733054818446.jpg (733.59 KB, 2560x2560, 91XwY3Vce8L.jpg)

When I die, I want to be reborn as a cactus. Hanging out all day, catching some sun, chilling with the other cacti, being all prickly tickily.
Cactus is the best existence

No. 2286965

File: 1733168534797.jpg (248.2 KB, 1125x1371, 1000026010.jpg)

Sorry for being a fujo but sometimes when im yaoi fantasizing in bed before sleeping i get distracted by logistic issues of the sex scene that im writing in my head like in picrel

No. 2288530

>>2286965
Vampires don't shit, they're dead and eat blood.

No. 2288623

File: 1733263773387.jpg (1.12 MB, 1495x2048, 00000000000.jpg)

I'm kind of at the end of my rope. I so badly want someone to talk to but I have nothing to say, considering just dropping my discord in here since the friend finder thread is too public and only cool nonnies stay using the dumbass shit thread. Was trying to be okay on my own but damn, am I lonely. I know this often fizzles out quickly but I want to at least try, what the hell have I got to lose, I'm no great conversationalist but I'll try and will listen to you sperg about anything, if anyone is interested I'll drop my username, please be over 23 though.

No. 2288627

>>2288623
Satekoso? I thought i would never find another nonna who liked chakra

No. 2288631

>>2288623
drop your username btw

No. 2288916

I kinda have a crush on my coworker so I looked him up to try and see if social media could break the spell. I found his dad’s twitter and his dad follows a ton of porn accounts including a midget porn star.
The ironic part is that this guy himself turned out to have no social media tied to his name. I honestly just felt bad seeing that; imagine your boomer ass dad openly wanking to midget porn online under his government name. And the sad part is that this guy is a junior (or named after his dad) so I actually thought it was his account at first before I figured out it’s his boomer ass father.

No. 2288917

4 MORE CHAPTERS. 2 MORE ARCHITECT ASSIGNMENTS. 1 MORE DRAWING ASSIGNMENT. 3 MORE PROJECTS. IT'S ALL DUE A WEEK FROM NOW. I WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX. THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME I'VE DONE SOMETHING LIKE THIS AND THIS ISN'T THE LAST. I HAVE 3 EXAMS, THE COUNSELORS FUCKED MY SCHEDULE UP. WE WILL PREVAIL. I WILL WIN.

No. 2289335

>>2288631
tuppentup

No. 2291618

File: 1733440485132.jpg (190.09 KB, 735x911, 1726411476138954.jpg)

lost in the sauce trying to post on this got damn website

No. 2291620

>>2288623
doublepost but nona you like home movies i want to be your friend but i don't have discord

No. 2294919

>>2288623
>lowlife
Based
>lowlife permanent sleep
Based-er

No. 2296448

File: 1733674319037.jpg (66.5 KB, 564x423, b3de07a2f1eb6920141509977038aa…)

hello dumbass nonas

No. 2296458

>>2296448
hie!

No. 2297105

>>2296448
Henlo

No. 2299060

File: 1733761450520.jpg (2.28 MB, 1535x2303, 7d3dc286824827.5dbd2cb331078.j…)

its been 5 hours and nobody has responded to my bait, picrel unrelated, i just thought it was gorgis

No. 2302323

File: 1733859482700.jpg (64.87 KB, 720x876, 627f1bdfab84467e4d29cf4187aac8…)

All I want for christmas is dumbass shit thread off autosage

No. 2303632

File: 1733913132321.png (9.21 KB, 174x179, Screenshot 2024-12-02 111502.p…)

look at this hottie goddamn

No. 2307965

>>2289335
Weirdo who will block you if you dont reply within an hour?

No. 2307967

>>2307965
Daaaayuuuummm

No. 2309755

File: 1734349135478.jpg (23.87 KB, 464x505, 1000063781.jpg)

>>2307965
Damn dude I got nervous, chill

No. 2313022

File: 1734552254406.gif (1.5 MB, 640x636, there-is-nothing-in-the-filena…)

Groovin

No. 2313031

File: 1734552575374.jpg (66.66 KB, 680x870, 1000030328.jpg)

>>2288917
LATE BUT I BELIEVE IN YOU NONNA! THE SCHEDULES WILL NOT BEAT US!

No. 2313032

>>2284973
Same, the hornypost clarity and shame is hitting me hard today.

No. 2313104

>>2284973
>>2313032
I miss when it was called men you're ashamed to admit you'd fuck, it feels like a completely different concept, the shame was the point

No. 2313294

>>2313031
The is really dumb but the thumbnail looks like wolf-man is peeing in wolf rage kek

No. 2314151

File: 1734614837582.jpg (74.54 KB, 1200x1085, b046dea6c2e104496d78fe55f148ff…)

>seeing a fine ass male troon out before i could give him a reason to keep his dick

No. 2314160

File: 1734615826395.webp (196.67 KB, 1100x1100, DiveIntoTheVoidPatch.webp)

This thread is still a thing??

No. 2314421

>>2314160
We are the true believers.

No. 2314790

Looking at Carrey-chan's posts up in the thread like woah

No. 2314799

File: 1734643892098.jpg (8.41 KB, 393x297, 1000064448.jpg)

I wanted to eat these fuckers so bad as a kid, what was the fictional food you always wanted to eat? I also always wanted to try Scooby Snacks, I know technically those exist but they're just like graham cracker things, since they're dog treats I expected them to be savory. But then I realize that wait, they ARE dog treats and I probably wouldn't eat them if they did exist.

No. 2314833

File: 1734645268845.jpg (93.19 KB, 445x556, jawbreakers-ed-edd-and-eddy-74…)

>>2314799
Shit nona, I was searching pictures to post the jawbreakers from Ed Edd and Eddy and I got recommended a short scene from one episode where you see Sarah (Ed's sister) who has eaten a ton of them and is visibly choking while looking lumpy as fuck like in a feeders porn fantasy. I fucking hate men so much, they put all that shit into cartoons and mess up with children's brains. Anyway, don't bother looking it's gross as fuck. I picture the jawbreakers as tasting like effervescent sour lemon candy mmmmmm

No. 2314864

File: 1734646497203.mp4 (2.41 MB, 668x496, 1000030354.mp4)

>>2314799
Weird answer but the way Spike eats this grass always made me hungry as a kid kek

No. 2315533

>>2314864
Seconding this, holy shit

No. 2315657

>>2314864
Oh my god YES 100% I totally get you nonna

No. 2316073

I wish letterboxd would stop assaulting me with Lily Depp's moonface.

No. 2317127

>>2284973
At least your hornypost didn't get screencapped and posted onto Tumblr and you later found it while going through the subject of the hornypost's Tumblr tag

No. 2317421

File: 1734868186061.jpg (36.46 KB, 600x450, mochi0025.jpg)

I forgot this thread is on autosage.


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