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Last thread got ugly. Refrain from migrant talk, or bog off!
Britbong Thread #1
>>>/ot/1433914Britbong Thread #2
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Brexit is a gift that keeps on giving lolololol.
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Last night I placed a £160 order. They have some really good offers on right now. I treated myself to three tubs of Jude's (3 for £10) and M&S Best Ever Trifle.
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I will buy every nonnie a Colin the Caterpillar cake if we can go 3 replies without migrants being mentioned
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Katie being messy and entertaining yet again kek
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>>2127481KEK at that headline, a classic heat magazine copywriting. She is so entertaining. She was the first of the reality stars though. I used to always watch hers and Peter Andre’s shows with my nan
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>>2127481Do you remember the drama from like 2009, where her husband the cage fighter Alex Reid had a female alter ego called Roxanne? kek
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>>2127739Picrel is the system the NHS uses, which is then also combined with ridiculously long waiting lists. It's no wonder people aren't getting them.
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Jesus Christ this feels so dystopian
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>>2128094Witty. It was his dad's funeral so no not really full of the joys.
>>2128157I actually don't know anything about him other than seeing his face posted and the falconhoof skit. Just weird to suddenly hear dropped in conversation this far into things. I have no doubt I'll probably never actually talk to him. A lot of family are a bit.. rough
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Forgot to set my alarm and just woke up. No ones pinging me and I think I'm in the clear. I think my job might be a joke. I's almost 4pm. Wtf
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Why has this thread been so active lately? Are there people larping as British since the riot shit made the thread more active or something? There was not this many of us before I swear
No. 2128530
>>2128474Definitely the riot shit and the overall issues with the migrant stuff.
>>2128059Fuck you anon, bullying Katie Price is more fun.
>>2128463Making me miss living the in Uk. Costa hands down has the best food items and better coffee.
No. 2128562
>>2128059Nonna, I posted both
>>2127159 and
>>2127481so shut you're stupid trap. The Katie story is on national news now so its relevant but also amusing. Shes like sam hyde at this point, always getting away with it!
No. 2128565
>>2128558Really? Owner is a bong?
>>2128562She is fun to talk about, nothing has really been posted apart from articles anyway
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>>2128572I loved how fucking savage Justine was kek. I also liked Mike, he was nice.
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who read the book(s)? I loved jacqueline wilson's books so much as a kid. and now she is a based terf
No. 2128715
>>2128710KEK her red nails curling around the door at the end gave me a bad dream irl
>>2128713Jacqueline Wilson has always been based. I love her
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>>2128713Queen of sensible thinking
No. 2128755
>>2128740Yes it was the book 'Kiss' I said about it here
>>2128722 Sylvie and Miranda do kiss iirc
No. 2128786
>>2128713I used to read all her books religiously, I loved the Tracy Beaker ones so much. Never managed to get into the TV series though.
>>2128719She's so based, I love her.
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Did you anons watch Supersize vs Superskinny? I used to love when they swapped meals. I also remember every episode they did a warning/shock segment where the show made the fat person meet an American who was morbidly obese how couldn’t get out of bed, as in to say “if you carry on you will end up like this”
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>>2131233Love this show. I remember they even flew people out to the US specifically to visit morbidly obese americans in person, just so they could say "don't end up like me". They couldn't find any super obese people in the UK at the time? kek
Also picrel is so insane, they'd never get away with this show now, especially not these promotional photos of them photoshopped onto thin and fat bodies.
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>>2128713Jacqueline Wilson books were always real as fuck. Picrel was one of my favourites.
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>>2131269the nostalgia i'm feeling looking up some of her other book titles that i'd forgotten all about. i didn't even realise i had read so many, loved all of these.
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>>2131299I used to love the Bed & Breakfast Star. I remember that they moved to a hotel because they had money issues and had to move out of their house and their was a fire in the hotel or something and she saved everyone and got to go on tv for interviews
But picrel was my favourite, her mum, stepdad and baby brother moved to Australia (she refused to go) and stayed with her dad who was struggling with money and owned a chip butty shop kek. I read it about 11 times
I just realised both books had similar themes. Jacqueline Wilson wrote about such real topics but her books still felt age appropriate?
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>>2131309>Jacqueline Wilson wrote about such real topics but her books still felt age appropriateagreed. she neither patronised nor got into anything too adult. it just felt very natural and the characters all felt so real. her stories actually helped me put so many real life experiences into better context.
>>2131314omg I didn't know this! just looked it up and sharing vidrel because she's soooo cute. can't wait to read this one.
No. 2132235
>>2131598Oh I need to read Jackie Daydream. I wonder where she gained such insight into those issues.
I just looked up her biography and learned something new
>her husband left her for another woman>now she's in a relationship with a womangood for her
No. 2133451
>>2133188NAYRT Katie Price lying down with a big turd across her C section while in Dubai. I would post the image but it feels a bit revenge porny so I’m a bit iffy on posting it, sorry
nonnie but it’s on twitter.
>>2133135I think it is real but several years old due to the lack of some of her tattoos. She always seems desperate for money so I wouldn’t be surprised.
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Why not sue the state?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13737129/Medics-psychotic-Valdo-Calocane-blood-hands-victims-families-failings-lead-killing-spree-warnings-THREE-years-Nottingham-attacks.html
>It reveals how clinicians 'minimised or omitted' key details that would have exposed the serious risk Calocane, who was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia three years earlier, posed to the public.>The report by the Care Quality Commission (CQC) comes the day after a damning BBC Panorama documentary revealed a doctor warned three years before the attack that Calocane's mental illness was so severe he could 'end up killing someone'.>The care regulator's review into the Nottinghamshire Healthcare NHS Foundation Trust (NHFT) found risk assessments played down the fact Calocane was refusing to take his medication, was having ongoing symptoms of psychosis and had become increasingly violent towards others.>'Alarmingly, there seems to be little or no accountability amongst the senior management team within the mental health trust. We question how and why these people are still in position.'>The CQC said his records make it 'clear' he was 'acutely unwell' throughout the two years he was under the care of the Trust after being diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia in 2020. Between May 2020 and February 2022, eight risk assessments were completed for Calocane by the Trust. While some risks were highlighted, the CQC said other assessments 'minimised or omitted key details'.>Despite his failure to engage with the Trust's services and the fact he was known to police, he was still discharged into the care of his GP in September 2022.>Marjorie Wallace, founder of mental health charity Sane, said the report was 'the most damning indictment of the fact that psychiatric services are not in crisis but in complete breakdown'. No. 2133745
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>>2133737>>2133722Fine! Is it worth it? I just got two pop ups on my phone warning me about sending nudes wtf
No. 2134065
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>>2133880This is what comes up when I post that pic here kek
No. 2134094
>>2134070hard to find a phone that isn't. i know iphones scan your photos constantly (that's why if you search your photos for "food" it comes up with all the food pictures you've taken, for example).
definitely not a good idea to take or save any personal photos on your phone.
No. 2135081
>>2134065> Turn on Sensitive Content WarningGo to Settings - Privacy & Security. Scroll down and tap Sensitive Content Warning, then turn on Sensitive Content Warning. You (or your family member) will receive a warning before receiving or sending sensitive images.
Just FYI so you can turn it off if you wanna
nonnie No. 2135607
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No wonder so many politicians tried cosying up to China.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz6x105wgz5o No. 2136323
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>>2136319Speaking of Rosie. She also has a beauty brand called Rose Inc. Which I love so much. I have 3 of her blushes.
No. 2136352
>>2136319ty
nonnie much appreciated i’ll check it out!
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>>2136319can confirm, i have a nightdress from her (image attached) and it's so comfortable and looks great despite being very old at this point kek
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found these paintings on tumblr of early 2000s british school girls and made me feel so nostalgic. thought nonas here would appreciate them.
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>>2137850Oh my god made me feel strange
>>2137894my primary was like a bottle green and my secondary was navy
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Omg these dresses remind me of being at primary school, in the summer, the smell of suncream. What colours did you nonnies have? My school was green
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>>2137904I don't think any school had pink??? I think they were only the 4 primary colours
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>>2137905takes me back to jump rope, yoyos and pokemon cards at lunch break
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>>2137904My school had blue! Getting to wear these dresses were the best part of the school year unironically. I thought they were so cute and they were really good for the weather too. Plus they served as a symbol that the summer holidays were close by.
>>2137850The computer lab is giving me flashbacks to when we had to when we finished earlier in ict and could play on the cbbc website.
>>2137923My school had this but we NEVER used it.
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>>2139796Iirc a manual license means you’re allowed to drive automatic out of hand, so why not learn manual. when I took a few driving lessons manual didn’t seem that hard. (Ive never bothered getting my licence though and just rely on living in big cities though so maybe take my advice with a grain of salt)
>>2137937Anyone remember the cookies with the handprints still left on them? I used to steal extra and I thought I was so slick, but looking back those lunchladies knew exactly what I was doing greedy fuck I was. Picrel is closest I could find but not quite accurate to how thick they were
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I want to lie then on the floor, get a dog and walk the dog all over them. They need to go back to their own shit smelling, women raping country(/pol/sperging)
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>>2141920this is definitely someone just taking the piss. the whole thing is a hoax. also:
>by Jews Newskek
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>>2141935>>2141920Fuck Muslims and all but I’m pretty sure the Jews are behind this. They’re trying to incite hatred against Muslims. The same way Muslims do to them.
They both need to go back.
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>>2137904Blue and my mum used to do my hair up with matching hairbands/scrunchies. Summer dresses set my nostalgia off like nothing else, I loved wearing them so much
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>>2143651So cute
nonnie! Mine was green, I remember having little white frilly socks and my clarks school shoes too
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>>2143838Enjoy your stay nona! Get some of these bad boys too while you're at it (unless that's what you meant kek)
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>>2143838Buy some Mr. Kipling Angel Slices for me, I miss them very much and hate everything, kek. I'm not even from the UK, but they keep their good stuff for themselves, don't want to share it with other countries.
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>>2144923I was so jealous of the girls who had tacky overpriced shit from Claire's kek. I did eventually get one of their fluffy notebooks though kek, the fur got so dirty so fast.
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>>2145008Can't screenshot the result for some reason but I got Dolly!
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>>2144953No fucking way. You sound like a LARPer. Germany has a well-developed vaccine industry - have you tried looking into that or getting an auto-vaccine?
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>>2145032saving this one. it almost rivals picrel.
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KEK what an absolute joke
No. 2145565
>>2145561All 3
victim cards collected
> black> gay> disabled No. 2145583
>>2145561hahaha fuck off
>>2145564>real historical figuresthis is what gets me. WHY base it on real historical figures? it feels like they're trying to pave over history when they do this shit. if it was all just made-up characters in a historical fantasy show, no one would give a fuck.
No. 2145638
>>2145618Just ignore
nonnie. I hope you find the treatment you need here!
No. 2158054
>>2151800kek ok I’m fully up for a show about royal animorphs.
Nonnas if you could turn into an animal what would you be?
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I’m sure she doesn’t care because these were white girls that were raped. She probably thinks they deserved it or asked for it.
https://www.gbnews.com/news/rotherham-child-abusers-jailed-harrowing-crimes No. 2164057
>>2163938I know it's hard to acknowledge because they're
victims too, but muslim women very often parrot what the men say and truly believe that women/western women deserve rape. Even the muslim women who don't do this shit most likely have mothers and other female relatives (often older) who hold these beliefs.
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Americunt here. Why are you Brits so proud of your former empire and shit? Are you guys even a superpower anymore? Where's all this modern pride coming from?(bait)
No. 2165554
>>2165544I guess the closest to Target would be B&M, The Range or Home Bargains but it's not really the same. Walmart would be ASDA considering they used to own them.
t.went to the US and Target earlier this year
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This is the best fucking bread in the country. Just made a three tiered sandwich with it and it was the perfect softness of bread omg this is why I don't sleep at night. Up all night eating Irwins leave me alone
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Anyone watching made in Korea? The only cute one is reece (the skinhead)
No. 2167309
>>2165547What's wrong? Did McDonalds get your order wrong or something?
>>2163867Electric chair for rapists and nonces
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>>2166880I used to think that way but they repeatedly prove me wrong and show that they’re just as hateful as their moids and have no intention of integrating.
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>>2167928That’s shafileah ahmeds mother, who took part in honour killing her. This woman Amina Noor took part in FGM.
They hate us anon. They despise us. Their men see us in porn and think we are all degenerate and hypersexual and they believe it. This hatred extends to girls as young as 11 years old, we are human toilets for their disgusting husbands and sons and they’re still killing and mutilating their daughters after we voted to allow them to integrate in an effort to stop that. Islam is a cult and a scourge on the earth that corrupts every one of its followers.
No. 2168025
>>2168013Hmmm.. white men in general
This must have been blind casting kek
No. 2168296
>>2167979>the solution isnt as easy as just "leave the religion!!" because that often then not ends them being deadYou can stop believing in the religion without announcing it to the whole fucking world like a retard if you know you're in danger and getting yourself killed kek. I still live at home and my family don't have a clue because why the fuck would I tell them? I'm not stupid and I don't want to die. Muslim women living in the west have the internet to research about Islam and stop believing in it, yet they still praise that evil cult and support their evil moids. I'm not feeling sorry for women that would probably want me dead. Fuck off retard.
>you clearly sound like some one who lives in the westWhat thread do you think this is, retard? We're specifically talking about Muslim people in Britain too, kek.
>you being misogynisticWhere is the misogyny? They're the misogynistic ones.
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Speaking of Koreans, I love watching Korean vloggers moving to London for university and work. I kinda wonder why though, as Korea is kinda romantisied in the west. But I guess it could be the other way around maybe? The vlogs always seem so fun though. I like this YouTuber at the moment
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>>2169484There is also this lovely channel, she is a barista in London and she films her small talk with customers to help other Koreans to learn English.
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Is anyone following the story about Cinnamon, the escaped capybara? They found her with a drone but haven’t been able to catch her yet.
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Katie Price took her new face out on the town and it looks every bit as terrifying as you’d expect a 6th facelift before 50 to look.
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>>2173267Another burger here to confirm
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>>2173288Because I genuinely didn't understand why I see so many bongs genuinely proud of the UK.
>it's among the fattest countries in Europe so when you call Americans fat, it's basically a cope>London, one of the star places of your "kingdom" is literally ghetto and overrun with weird migrants that british people always complain about instead of doing anything to deport the ones who mooch off the system. So when Brits call Americans classless, all we have to do is point at the status of your literal capital.>almost everyone that isn't british agrees that too many brits are ugly. At least Americans have the advantage of having a population so big, that you're bound to find hot people even if the majority of ameericans are uggo. Brits don't have that population advantage, so they're much more stuck with that label.>the reason I brought up the British Empire is because I genuinely see bongs on the internet bragging about how important their history and role in WWII was, even though they were some evil motherfuckers that only come second to Spainards in terms of psychopathy towards different native groups, got that empire dismantled by thirteen American colonies that weren't even a country yet, and combatively ate German cock during WWII even though the UK was supposed to have one of the best navy forces. The only thing I can give the UK credit for in WWII is not giving in like how France did.>I see bongs brag about all these inventions that changed the world, and sure, some of them did, but then bongs try to go and rub their "superior culture" bullshit to Americans, and that's where you lose me. You're currently a nation of alcoholics forced to babysit migrants you don't even like, and you did all that colonialism in the past just to not even be a superpower in modern times. So superior how, actually?>don't even get me started on how bongs make fun of the way Americans talk when bongs historically made up their modern accents just to sound "fancy". Historically and statistically, Americans speak English more accurately than bongs. Why bongs still get in their feelings when Americans make fun of the way THEY talk? I don't know.>bong moids are the pussiest motherfucking breed of moids I have ever seen in my life. It's like they're castrated. American moids are not particularly great in general, but at least they will throw hands and stand up for themselves and their fucking girlfriends. The only times british moids look like they have an inch of their testicles still intact is when they literally chimp out and go on monkey-tier violent rampages over soccer. Motherfucking SOCCER. Oh wait, I mean futball. no wonder bong women are so fucking cranky.>The UK are responsible for the creation of Australians from dumping their prisoners there. Enough said there.That's what I meant by not understanding why bongs are so proud of their country and their history. And for the record, I am a womanlet and I weigh
less than the average bong woman, so you can't even use American stereotypes to call me fat. Don't even like burgers either, but I'll take that over fucking jellied eels any day, though. I'll gladly cop a ban just to flex my BMI over the bongs now.
(bait) No. 2173414
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>>2173369>Historically and statistically, Americans speak English more accuratelythis is false, people in yorkshire and somerset sound like how people used to speak, look up original pronunciation shakespeare
im not going to even begin with some of the other nonsense you posted
now if you would kindly fuck of back to your oh so wonderful drug filled cities
btw i hope you dont have to go to hospital anytime soon as i hear its expensive so please try not to get shot crossing the street
No. 2173429
>>2173414We can’t even have our own thread without burgers coming here desperately vying for our attention. We just wanna talk shit about Tracy beaker and Katie price ffs.
I think they’re genuinely offended when they realise how indifferent brits are to them.
No. 2173638
>>2173441I’m non-white british so a dirty little immigrant kek, the world likes to shit on british women’s looks like they’re worst but to be frank it’s british men that are ugliest. there are plenty of pretty british women it’s just the stupid trend of bleaching your hair blonde and putting on a brown tan and the excessive makeup to skinwalk every other teens to 30s british woman is not flattering on
anyone… makes me shiver actually, but that’s not all women. the only thing is that all british people don’t age very well, but that could be lifestyle (read: binge drinking)
No. 2173800
>>2173668If your dad is ugly, then chances are so are you. You’re from the same fucking gene pool aren’t you? How is it possible that the men are ugly and the women aren’t?
>>2173638>the stupid trend of bleaching your hair blonde and putting on a brown tan and the excessive makeupAgree with you there
>the only thing is that all british people don’t age very wellDisagree. If you saw my family you’d take that back. My grandma has hardly any wrinkles and my mother looks like she’s in her early 40s at nearly 60.
No. 2174151
>>2174051God you’re fucking dense. I actually give up. Most people who call the British ugly mention the women, not the men. The British man is the best sailor in the world because of the food, weather and women etc etc. That’s what they say idiot. They say we are fat with ugly faces and fucked up teeth and thin lips and eyes too close together. We are considered the ugliest white women in the world by these kinds of scrotes who are racist and misogynist and by default male identified women. The saddest part is that British men THEMSELVES mention the sailor thing, and they don’t care when you point out they
come from us so are just as ugly and that they were raping all of those women in other countries anyway. Because men are fucking retards with no social awareness and don’t understand that if their women are ugly (aka their mothers and sisters and daughters) then THEY are too.
No. 2174398
>>2173318wtf happened in here I thought I’d come back to some chill chats I guess it was not the bongs populating the early morning cc chats.
The rain has started, maybe that is the problem I don’t know
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We lost an icon today fellow bongs. A wonderful woman.
No. 2186131
>>2182620Her eyes were so huge (in a good way)
RIP McGonnogall
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I can’t for the life of me figure out what she’s getting at. Can anyone else?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c781m9v4255o>>2186138My mum went to see some Turkish doctor on the NHS about uterine fibroids and he straight up wanted to give her a full hysterectomy, and argued with her when she said she wanted a second opinion. When she did get one they just did a minor operation to remove them and she was fine? And I later found out my grandma who was an RAF wife had a full hysterectomy done when she was 50 and nobody knows why…. People think hysterectomies are just NBD but I swear they impact a woman’s health in so many ways, they shouldn’t be done unless in the case of severe endometriosis or cancer.
No. 2186604
>>2186138my childhood gp kept ignoring my mother when she said her cancer was back, she kept telling him she could feel it but he kept ignoring her then when she went to another doctor they sent her to be checked and it was back and was at that point stage 3
just found out he's just been struck off for raping a patient
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Imagine thinking jonas brothers cover of year 3000 was better than the original. Burgers being loud and wrong as always
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>>2213316Other anon was spot on, pick and mix is rancid, the tiktok shop pick and mix sold by the kilograms is subpar quality too. I have a big sweet tooth and tried them myself, they're dog shit. Stale and sticky despite being freshly opened. I would recommend looking for some Swizzels selection bags like picrel if you want to try bong junk, there's also Rowntree's, Bassetts, etc. My favourite will always be Haribo Tangfastics.
No. 2224799
>>2213316you would be better off asking in the burgerfag thread where to get them tbh. weirdly we have a lot of american candy imports here, even shops dedicated to them (most of which turned out to be fronts for money laundering kek, but that's another story), so i'm sure there is the equivalent of a british sweet shop that you can order from in the states. just make sure it's legit first obv.
>>2215660>>2220443kids using the pic n mix stations almost take the name as an instruction ('pic' your nose and 'mix' it into the sweets) you couldn't pay me to eat out of those now.
but i liked the kind of pic n mix you could get in the newsagent, where the person behind the till had to use the scoop or gloves (hopefully) and put what you wanted in a bag. at least there was the pretence of being hygenic. i don't think those exist anymore though. you can still find old fashioned sweet shops in some cities too and again - it's better because they're all in big tubs and you have to request how much you want out of each.
such fond memories of spending my pocket money at the newsagents and choosing which individual sweets. the giant blue dolphins and the white chocolate mice were the best.
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what can i get you nonnies?
No. 2224990
>>2224812Milk bottles please!
But the proper ones from old sweet shops that are creamy and actually dissolve a bit when you eat them, not the gross flavourless foamy type you can only find now
No. 2224999
>>2224812Milk bottles, big cola bottles, beers, fried eggs and milk bottles.
>>2224990The ones covered in icing sugar that where slighty harder on the outside were the best. I never see them anymore.
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>>2224990>>2224999>>2225152>old fashioned milk bottlesI found these, does anynonna know if they're worth spending money on or are they also shitty foam sweets? Picrel is from
https://www.handycandy.co.uk/milk-gums No. 2225636
>>2225583Kek I was about to search myself, the seller will be really confused if we all order
They have powder on them so that looks positive
I remember it being more like cornstarch instead of icing sugar like that other anon said so I want to test that
>>2225562>Lid firstYou know it must be done
No. 2227169
>>2227060The bananas are the best though
nonnie..
No. 2233045
>>2233016yeah, in an office i worked at the box went round
my current office has one on the front desk
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no
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>>2233842Brits literally eat white bread and French fries in a sandwich. They are vile creatures
No. 2233925
>>2233920American women complain 10x more than anyone from the UK. Plus you're all fat. And I'm in America.
Why do the yanks come in here and
trigger themselves? lol All they have to say is "your food is bad" and then they go and eat tavern food which is literally English food. Or they eat apple pie because they're retarded and think it's American because of a movie
Keep eating your Red 40 you fucking hambeasts.
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>>2233921>>2233925>>2233930Uh oh melty! Time for bed.
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>>2233959Shhh, baby. Don't cry anymore.
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>>2233928kinda based tbh. don't care for the rest of the royals but i dig her attitude and uniforms
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Katsu bakes are elite
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>>2234056Your post just reminded me that there's a Greggs with a champagne bar that just opened in Newcastle. It's the funniest fucking combination imaginable but I hope it takes off.
No. 2237536
>>2237488Possibly, a man jumped in the air towards it, landed feet either side then did a squat over it, after his friend had picked it up and dropped it out of disgust.
I have no idea what he was attempting but it could have been a teabag.
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Happy Guy Fawkes Night bong nonas. Remember, remember the fifth of November.
No. 2240557
>>2234056RIP to the katsu bake, you will be missed dearly
>>2235854There are so many greggs in newc, its beautiful
No. 2240710
>>2240473The body wasn't too far from it based on what I've seen, the head might have.. travelled on impact. I don't really understand how a bus decapitated someone.
>>2240463Happy bonfire night anon, shoutout to my local council for cancelling the display
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Penny for the guy nonnies
No. 2243194
>>2241841Anon, I don't know what you've read but I think you've been made the
victim of misinformation. Firstly, they're sentencing guidelines for judges, not a law. Secondly, they do not in any way prohibit sentencing an under 25 to prison time. Thirdly, these guidelines were brought into effect 2 years ago. I'll link the summary from the Scottish Sentencing Council themselves for you to read. There is also a PDF at the bottom of the page where you can read the guidelines as they were published.(
https://shorturl.at/orzKk) Personally, I think the aim of this, keeping vulnerable young people out of prison for relatively minor charges (provided prison time is replaced with adequate rehabilitation measures) is generally a good idea. Despite that, when I read this, like you, I was very concerned by the idea that this pro-rehabilitation stance would also be applied to sexual offenders. Neither the webpage or guidelines themselves mention any specific type of crime which should be afforded more/less of the recommended leniency in sentencing. The SCC has no specific set of guidelines for sexual offences at all, but in their 2021-2024 business plan (available as a PDF through the above link) they do say they have a Sexual Offences Committee currently working on it (sidenote, they were established in 2015 and 9 years later have only managed 4 sets of published guidelines). The only part of the Sentencing Young People document I found even slightly relevant to this question is this (page 3):
>'The court should assess the seriousness of the offence by evaluating the level of culpability (or blame) and harm. Guidance on assessing culpability when sentencing a young person is set out at paragraphs 10-12 below. The court’s consideration of the level of harm, which includes the impact on any victim or victims, is not affected by the provisions of this guideline.'Then, from the SCC's blog page re: sexual offences (linked at the bottom as my URL shortener won't let me shorten it for some reason):
>'Our reports also consider issues pertaining to assessments of culpability. The aggravating and mitigating factors considered by the courts in the context of sexual offending are comparable to other types of cases but it must be emphasised that the psychological harm to a victim of a sexual offence is likely to be greater than that experienced in other offences. In addition to the violation of sexual autonomy that accompanies rape in particular, there are further risks such as sexually transmitted disease and pregnancy, which are unique to this type of offending.'All this to say, I'm not sure exactly what effect this will have on sentencing sex offenders and, honestly, it sounds like the SCC aren't either. This has only been in place for 2 years so it'll likely take more time for any official research into it to come out. Keep in mind that a lot of this will be left to the discretion of individual judges and juries, as these aren't rules, just guidelines. To reiterate my main point: rape is not now legal in Scotland if you're under 25. Don't let scaremongering online get too far into your head. Get in touch with your MP or the SCC themselves. They have all their contact information on their site, plus a Freedom of Information request from you can fill out if you want to read any specific document. It's under 'About us', then under 'Aims and Accountability'. I hope my reply helped in some way.
Link for the SCC sexual offences page, as promised:
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https://www.scottishsentencingcouncil.org.uk/news-and-media/spotlight-on-sentencing-blog/what-do-we-know-about-sentencing-sexual-offences-in-scotland?origin=serp_auto)
No. 2247041
>>2244353Omg
nonnie I love the sims 2. I still have this memory of going to Morrisons with my dad and buying one of the expansions and also places like big W
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any nonnas have recommendations for things to do in london?
No. 2258905
>>2258862real but i live here kek
>>2258869and i get subsidised travel yipee. i was just wondering if anyone knew any cute markets/events/festivals going on this season. i like film, galleries, funfairs, nature, food, more strange/unique stuff too but i hate those overpriced glorified projector art exhibits..
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Still makes me chuckle. Imagine thinking you're the smartest kid in the class and know better than anybody else.
No. 2264838
>>2264827I KNOW MY HEART, I KNOW MY HEART CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY!
JUMP IN!
YOU KNOW THESE ARMS, YOU KNOW THESE ARMS CAN FILL YOU UP!
JUMP IF YOU WANNA TASTE MY KISSES IN THE NIGHT!
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No. 2270406
>>2269334Agree wholeheartedly that men and boys are aboosed too and demand that everyone find examples together. Oh, it's MEN abusing the boys? In the same way that they abuse girls? Wait, there's a woman who's the abuser! Oh, it's a TIM. How about these cases, where the abuser is a woman and the abused person is a man- oh, the man is a TIF and the woman is a TIM? That's too political, let's move on…
They need to peak. And by agreeing with them you'll peak them faster.
No. 2271043
>>2269446Sorry
nonnie, maybe they didn’t come under the deal? Where are you visiting from?
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This showed up on my Instagram earlier and as a Northern x working classish anon I was so confused. Can any Londoner/southern anons help explain this meme to me? It feels like it's satirising the very rich but then people in the comments are calling it relatable.
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Just took the bins out as the binmen arrived nonnies.
No. 2273144
>>2273103I just listened to Helen Joyce on the Heretics podcast and she believes this is a violation of article 3 of the human right's act which protects from mental or physical torture, and inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment including being forced to undress in front of members of the opposite sex (as decided by the EU court of human rights) and I completely agree. How the fuck has something like this even been considered?
Glad to read this line 'A person being searched can object to being searched by any officer; this officer will be replaced by another member of the team to conduct the search in their place. This is regularly done in practice for many reasons, such as a way to de-escalate conflict.' but Idk if women would even know they have the right to do this and how effective refusing would be in practice.
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Just fatherly things!
>The mother had reluctantly agreed to let her teenage boy spend a night with his dad - her former partner - at a hotel in Bromley south London to 'cheer him up'.>But when the boy arrived, his dad offered him cocaine and said: 'I've bought a brass.' >The youngster told his dad he did not want to take drugs or have sex with the woman, to which he responded: 'Don't be a p*y.'>The boy later told his horrified mother about what had happened - prompting her to go to police.>The dad will also be subject to sex offence notification requirements for life and was given a 10-year SHPO.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14120547/Father-hired-prostitute-13-year-old-son-cocaine.html No. 2276073
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>>2271942We have plentiful forests and woods. I remember when I was a child going for walks with my grandparents and we would play pooh sticks
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Finally the police here did something right for a change.
I hope they target all those TikTok creeps, I've read the same guy travels between different cities so the districts would need to cooperate with each other.
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Morning nonnies
No. 2286531
>>2280104Oh thank god. He's going to get 2 hours in prison and a finger wagging and be set free but at least it sets a precedent. Fucking loathe those scrotes. If we're super lucky his identity will be shared.
>>2286340Good morning nonna!
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If you had to pick only one, quality street or roses?
No. 2288015
>>2286551Based mum.
>>2287780Quality Street
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>>2287780Quality street always. Although it is sad now that they don’t have the cellopane wrappers, they don’t seem as special
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kek I think this when I see that gif of max branning’s wife ripping down the curtains
No. 2292299
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This American family who have an Instagram dedicated to travelling Europe and they are absolutely insufferable. They have visited London and complained that “it lacked warmth” and “nobody smiled or welcomed us”. A clip showed them on an escalator, not following etiquette and standing on the right side. People just manoeuvred around them and didn’t even complain or tell them to move (which would be fine and deserved anyway). So entitled and infuriating. One post even said “when your family gets smiles in Paris but feels invisible in London” kek
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Today I will remind them.
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any other anons deal with winter depression? I really started feeling it today, can’t do this shit again and everyone I talk to about it basically says “get over it”. I get out every day, and take vit d but its such a challenge doing anything, even at home.
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>>2294760Buy a SAD lamp, but not a cheap Chinese knockoff one.
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Do you think all the warnings about snow will be true, or was that little bit a few weeks ago all we're gonna get
No. 2303729
It's so cold nonnies
It's also bullshit that my work makes everyone wear stupid Christmas stuff and then we have to donate to a charity they picked for the pleasure of it. I honestly wish they just took £5 out of my wage instead of making me go through the whole convoluted process
>>2303671Be real you were just getting in the way of their love
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Do any nonas who went to a christian primary school remember making christingles? I can’t even remember what they were for but we’d always make them before the christmas break
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Based bongs
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this is how you get Fascism
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>>2304830When I was a child we would do christingle service at church, in the evening all the congregation would circle the church holding these, the candles being the only light in the church, and we’d sing Christmas hymnns. At the end we could eat the sweets and the orange.
The elements of the chirstingle, the orange, the red band, the candle, and the sweets are supposed to represent different elements of God/Christ. However, it’s kind of convoluted and dumb. (For example the red band is supposed to represent Christ’s blood sacrifice, or it’s supposed to represent ‘Gods love’ ) But mainly it’s just supposed to be a treat for kids, with oranges being in season and a traditional gift at Christmas.
No. 2306901
>>2301721Everywhere I've worked has had a meal out for Christmas, except for 2 jobs that did fuck all. I'm so glad I never had to inflict tat onto someone who doesn't want it and had to carry more tat home in turn. A mini away day would fucking end me, holy shit.
>>2302773So you want to camp on the streets, basically? Or live in your car?
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>>2304830Oh nonna, thank you for the nostalgia, I vividly remember making these in my primary school with dolly mixtures and how the tallest boy in our class walking with his behind me almost set my fucking hair on fire
Good times
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can anybonger translate this for me
No. 2311092
>>2311085Listen to me carefully, I don't wanna hurt you you're a young kid but you think you can come to my block starting shit?
Lol why, are the people of your block scared or something? Stop asking me questions online and come catch me on the block
No. 2315432
>>2315254If most people are criticizing sex work that's fucking amazing. I remember watching a documentary or something in the early 2010s where an ex porn star, who now campaigned against porn, was talking to a group of current porn stars who were all defending porn, saying how well they were treated and how it was a great and legit job. Thank god the tides are starting to turn.
IMO it's at least in part because of how many normie women got into OF during lockdown and saw how it ruined their lives.
No. 2317874
>>2306615hahaha
nonnie, shared experience! i always ask people about christingle and they had no clue. there was a song that went "christingle rock and roll" lmfao
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Why are burgers like this? Assholes
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>>2319455Paddington is a bong through and through
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of course a pregnant chav is the first search result when googling Primark
they should make her their mascot
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>>2320741What did you think of the new one? I haven’t watched it yet. The missing trousers was one of my most watched VHS tapes ever
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>>2322395>>2323078I just watched it! I really enjoyed it, I always feel so bad for poor gromit kek picrel was one of the saddest scenes in a movie for me
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>>2315254Sleeping around = massive pickme behavior
No. 2325678
>>2315254Also she is planning to do 1000 guys in January, guess that would be licking the tip for one second each
Let's say 20 hours continuously, 1200 minutes, one minute for licking each tip (which sounds a lot less traumatic than spreading holes for all of them)
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Based. I wish that could have been me slitting his throat. I hope he is in agony right now.
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I get it, musk is disingenuous and doesn’t really care, but why not do an inquest? What lies and misinfo are there, Kier? Were parents not arrested for trying to protect their children? Did a social worker not attend a Muslim wedding between a 16 year old and her abuser? Did the police not prosecute victims instead of their rapists? What lies? An inquest should help clear it up, right? No. They know it will make them look bad and that’s why they dig their heels in. I hope this destroys them all.
No. 2335129
>>2335121I am glad that this horrific situation has been bought up again and being pushed to new audiences etc (with hope that something may be done but unlikely) I can’t help but feel Elon is doing this to make himself and also shift the outrage onto the uk and heads away from things like donald trump and stuff idk how to word it. My point is I’m glad he is pushing it but he doesn’t care about the
victims he has a different agenda? Idk
No. 2336017
>>2335121>>2335129His plan to bring in Indian immigrants to work 30 hour days in concentration camp offices for pennies probably has something to do with it. Maybe he thinks India will gift him free skilled IT workers in return for talking shit about Muslims. Honestly he's so fucked in the head that it's impossible to understand what he's on about without a coke binge and a concussion.
>>2335130We needed to get the Tories out somehow. Normal Muslims are sick of the rapist shitstains too, everyone has to bow to the craziest lunatic on the road or they're on the chopping block and the police don't do shit because it's cultural. I think things have been coming to a boiling point for a while, with racism getting worse and worse. It's ugly but what do they expect, little girls are actively targeted at Ariana Grande concerts and dance studios and the police go after women who want to have female nurses instead of TIMs.
I hope we don't go back to the Tories. But I hope Labour gets very worried about the possibility, and does something good for once.
No. 2337240
>>2337223Hell yeah,
nonnie! I still gotta get my medical card. It's legal in pretty much every state around me, so I should just get it done.
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im addicted to these
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If VPNs get banned, it will be too risky to post in this thread.
>Officers in Britain are logging hate incidents against people with gender-critical views — who believe sex is immutable — despite guidance warning that their opinions are legally held.>In Warwickshire, a suspect was recorded by the force for refusing to shake a person’s hand, which the victim “perceived to be hate related due to gender identity”. Warwickshire police maintained that the report was recorded correctly as a non-crime hate incident.>In Cambridgeshire a non-crime hate incident (NCHI) was put on its police database after a victim reported that stickers and posters belonging to “the Terf movement” had been put up. >It also emerged that transgender police officers have been permitted to strip-search women under guidance issued by the British Transport Police. The guidance, seen by The Telegraph, allows male staff identifying as female to intimately search women so long as they have a gender recognition certificate.https://web.archive.org/web/20241123134716/https://www.thetimes.com/article/a01286fb-4d65-4b5e-a0b6-f59607a3e076?shareToken=27a5c850ed539bc497f208e5db65c042
>One of Britain’s most prominent feminist writers has revealed that police visited her home to warn they were investigating one of her tweets as a “hate crime”.>Julie Bindel said she received a knock on the door on a Sunday afternoon from two Scotland Yard officers, who told her a “transgender man” from the Netherlands had reported one of her social media posts.>The case bears a striking resemblance to the ongoing police investigation into Telegraph columnist Allison Pearson and will add to growing concerns over the curtailing of free speech in Britain.>Ms Bindel, a longstanding campaigner on violence against women and critic of gender ideology, said she was not allowed to know which tweet had prompted the investigation, under what category of hate crime it was being investigated, nor the identity of the complainant. The officers asked her to voluntarily attend her local police station to make a statement, she said, but she refused.https://archive.is/gLFUh No. 2338923
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>>2338727I couldn’t ageee more Nona. I just want some Brit chat like, look at this massive catfish found in Essex. Mad, that.
No. 2338963
>>2338931Because usually it’s a load of Americans shitting up the thread and it’s tedious. As soon as someone randomly pipes up with “heyyy but what about grooming gangs am I right? Isn’t the UK an absolute shithole aren’t you all miserable??”, it’s just bait and it’s frankly concerning how many of you lack the critical thinking to notice. It barely happened during the VPN ban. If you all want to carry on with your rape obsession go ahead but we’re allowed to discuss the weather here too.
God forbid there’s like one small sliver of the internet where women can talk about fucking quality street or whatever they want. No! Women must CONSTANTLY be thinking about and talking about and being threatened by MEN!
No. 2338993
>>2338963You are really disgusting. How is it hard for you to believe that british women, like myself, might want to acknowledge and vent about a horrific sex scandal that has affected thousands of working class girls in our country? Why don't YOU fuck off to the mundane shit thread if you want to talk about carps.
>>2338974nobody is saying that, but shouting down people who want to talk about a very real tragedy that our own government doesn't want to acknowlegde, speaks volumes of the state of things. My God, these girls who had their bodies and lives ruined by organised rape gangs and it absolutely deserves to be talked about in this thread.
No. 2338994
>>2338931Personally as norn iron
nonnie I'd love to talk shit about all the paramilitaries and gangs here and how for being such a small retarded place we can be used as a case study for obvious government collusion for everyone to finally understand we need a complete overhaul of who we elect and respect as leaders.
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>>2338554Good taste nonna, I used to be addicted to the skittles one as a kid, but they don't sell it in my area anymore sadly. I should bulk order some online kek
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>>2338437>it's /pol/fags versus "poorfags deserved it for breeding too much"KEKAROO
No. 2339086
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>>2338554I used to be obsessed with these drinks, yazoo was my drink of choice. This is all past tense because one time i threw it up in a car when i was sick and my dad refused to let me open the car door in a traffic jam to throw up and since then, every time i see these milkshakes i get
triggered.
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Labour voted against a national inquiry into muslim rape gangs
https://www.channel4.com/news/government-votes-down-new-national-grooming-gang-inquiry>Labour has used its huge majority to vote down a Conservative call for a new national inquiry into grooming gangs.https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyvy4q82l9o>An attempt by the Conservatives to have the government set up a national inquiry into grooming gangs has been voted down by 364 votes to 111 votes, a margin of 253.https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1997900/labour-vote-down-grooming-inquiry>Labour MPs have blocked Kemi Badenoch's bid to force an independent inquiry into child sexual exploitation by Muslim grooming gangs.>Sir Keir Starmer whipped his MPs to vote down the Conservative amendment to the child safety and education Bill, which would have blocked the legislation on the grounds it does not commit to a new probe. No. 2339921
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>>2339086Kek I’m this old. The banana one slapped.
No. 2340016
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>spend £250 on an Ocado order for Christmas
>tell myself that's enough Ocado for a while
>Ocado sends me a 20% off voucher in the New Year
>spend £170 on another Ocado order
At least I won't be going hungry anytime soon.
No. 2340123
>>2340090Yeah cause all of Nigel Farage's promises about what Brexit would do for Britain came through. How you loving the inflation
nonnie and wages not matching living costs Guess where all the migrants you hate come from, outside of the EU! Reform are a bunch of spastics.
No. 2340165
>>2340138Well there's so many refugees and immigrants because our governments keep destablising their countries for a start and importing them for cheap labour the way Elon and Trump want to do now in America. American's have the Atlantic Ocean as a buffer whereas Europe has land borders or some mad bastards are attempting crossing the Mediterranean Sea or English Channel.
Brexit caused us higher tariffs, more bullshit red line that costs money, higher taxes and less economic migrants that can assimilate easier into our society. So Brexit has made us more inefficient as a society and less qualified migrants to work in our NHS.
No. 2340187
>>2340123This is honestly the weirdest and most ignorant take about Brexit. The state of the British economy has nothing to do with Brexit. Inflation is caused by government spending and increased energy costs. Government spending increased mostly due to covid and energy prices increased because of the Ukraine war.
Countries in the EU have worse economies in the UK.
French government debt is 112% of GDP
https://www.lemonde.fr/en/economy/article/2024/09/28/french-public-debt-hits-new-high_6727571_19.htmlThe economy of France is also stagnant and slipping into recession
https://tradingeconomics.com/france/gdp-growthIn Germany it's even worse
https://www.dw.com/en/germany-reckons-with-another-recession-in-2024-report/a-70416091The German economy is the linchpin of the Euro. If the German economy enters recession, it's going take the Euro and the EU economy with it.
If anything Brexit is insulating the UK from what is happening in Europe. If Labour and the Tories weren't fucking retarded we could potentially avoid economic slow down while the EU sinks into a recession.
No. 2340209
>>2340171Because singular economies don't exist in a vacuum and they don't have nearly as much migrants as the UK. GB is an island and has a higher population than a lot of European countries. London is one of if not most densely populated city in Europe
>>2340187UK already had a special case in the EU by us retaining the GBP rather than using the Euro. That's one of the many reasons it was so retarded of us to leave the EU.
No. 2340244
>>2340209>they don't have nearly as much migrants as the UKWrong
https://www.infomigrants.net/en/post/54441/germany-net-migration-at-all-time-high>In comparison to other EU member states, Germany remains the main destination country for migrants in Europe. Today immigrants make up over 18% of the German population. In 2022, 20.2 million people in Germany had either moved to the country themselves or were born to two people who moved there.>Microcensus figures show that in 2022, there were 23.8 million people living in private households in Germany either themselves or at least one of their parents not having been German citizens since birth.>This corresponds to a population share of 28.7% of people with a migration background. More than half of these are German nationals, and almost two-thirds are people who have immigrated to Germany themselves.
>UK already had a special case in the EU by us retaining the GBP rather than using the EuroThis wasn't unique to the UK. Sweden, Denmark, Hungary, Poland and Czechia also retain there own currencies. The UK was contributing £20 billion a year to the EU while receiving £9 billion back in abatement and funding. It was a net loss.
No. 2340319
>>2340003Portobello Market has some gems, it's mostly very expensive and honestly super overpriced but if you look around the junk heaps you can get some seriously good bargains. There are some cool vintage and antique shops but the majority are completely unaffordable and the affordable ones only take cash. Lots of variety, modern, vintage and antique items all mixed up, so don't discount a seller without having a good rummage. It's OK to haggle.
Don't bother going to Camden Market, it's pure shit. Literally piles upon piles of Aliexpress tat padded out with some charity shop finds and a few stalls selling paintings. Everything is overpriced.
Not sure how much vintage Christmas decor you'd be able to find, that stuff goes fast and high. Ask around in the vintage shops, they should be able to point you in the right direction.
I don't know how long you're in London for but it's well worth having a rummage around all the charity shops you can find in the nicer areas.
Good luck, let us know how you get on!
>>2340016Nice, what did you get? I love Ocado but seeing all the nice food I got arrive in a single plastic bag that cost me 2 weeks' pay is depressing, so I avoid it.
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truly disgusting person
No. 2340636
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>>2340629Jess Phillips MP: supposedly ‘Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for Safeguarding and Violence Against Women and Girls’. Also she has a gummy smile and looks like a tranny. Spoilered because she’s legitimately grotesque.
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>>2338554I like Frijj (preferably banana but any works) with a shot or two of rum if I'm chilling at home on a Friday or Saturday. Sounds deranged but trust me. A lot of people like basic stuff like beer + curry combination but mine is Frijj + Chinese
>>2340636I thought Nosferatu had already been released? In all seriousness though PMC liberal women are one of the ugliest political demographics next to troons who larp as commies
No. 2341949
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>>2340319>Nice, what did you get?Towels because Ocado always has nice M&S 100% cotton towels for half price
Jude's ice cream that was on offer
A few fill your fridge for £5 offers
A few 3 for £12 meat offers
A few bags of Percy Pigs
Olive and avocado oil
Spices and seasoning
Coconut cream
A £170 shopping order is a few bags at the most. I remember when a £150 shopping order was so big, the delivery driver needed a sack truck to bring it to the door.
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I didn’t engage with it at the time but Caroline Flack’s mum is doing her quarterly blitz of the press again so I wondered what Nona’s thoughts on the case are?
>its 2019
>TV Presenter Caroline (40) is dating Turkey teeth tennis moid Lewis Burton (27)
>Caroline thinks Lewis is cheating
>Decides the best way to broach that is to hit him over the head with a lamp while he sleeps
>Police arrive to find her and the bedroom covered in blood
>She admits what she did to the police, “I did it, I whacked him round the head like that”
>Caroline hangs herself
My personal feeling is that men are foul of course and if she thought he was cheating he probably was, but I don’t know why her family have been in the press constantly for 5 years since painting her a sweet innocent angel who was failed by everyone around her? Is it just guilt because she had a long history of emotional instability and suicide attempts and they weren’t able to stop her eventually completing an attempt? With BPD that raging and a continued pattern of dating men much younger than her I don’t think there was much that could be done.
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Feel like pure shit just want her back x
No. 2342970
>>2342165>>2341949>a £170 shopping order is a few bags at the mostTell me about it. Asda isn't much better, you can squeeze an extra few things in for the same money but honestly it's such a waste of time to pay that much money for shit quality food that it's worth going to Waitrose or Ocado instead. I hope the prices go down this year, I'm already planning to grow some of my own veg just to keep the costs down.
>>2342695One day she'll return. Maybe she's been on Ozempic and she's lying low kek.
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>Nearly 1.9m violent or sexual crimes in England and Wales were closed without a suspect being caught or charged in the year to June 2024 – about 89% of all offences given an outcome, official figures show.>Fewer than one in 10 cases were resolved in 611 neighbourhoods with the highest levels of these offences, according to a Guardian analysis, as growing numbers of victims withdraw from investigations after losing faith in securing justice.>Only 11% of the violent and sexual offence cases in England and Wales were closed after a suspect was caught or charged in the year to June 2024, about half the proportion seven years earlier.>Only 6.9% of violent or sexual crimes were solved in the West Midlands in the year ending in June, and just 7% were solved in the Metropolitan police area, according to Home Office figures. That compares with 19.2% in Lancashire and 18% in Cumbria.>As many as 60% of all rape investigations are closed before prosecution because the alleged victim no longer supports police action, up from 43% nine years earlier, according to official data. Separate CPS figures show that the number of alleged rape victims pulling out of prosecutions before trial has also more than doubled in five years.>The average rape investigation takes 423 days to result in a charge or summons – compared with 55 days for violence against the person, or 28 days for theft – meaning fewer were solved at year-end than other crimes.>The ward with the highest total of violent or sexual crimes was Birmingham Ladywood, with 711, 91% of which failed to result in a suspect being charged or cautioned. It was followed by Bradford City ward (648 violent or sexual offences) and Little London and Woodhouse in Leeds (596).https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jan/13/most-violent-or-sexual-offences-went-unsolved-in-uk-hotspots-last-year No. 2345325
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>Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez today announced a new package of 12 measures the government hopes will win over residents furious with the lack of available homes.>One contentious proposal is the introduction of a tax for non-EU citizens buying houses in the country who do not already reside in Spain.>The government suggested levying a tax on foreigners, including Brits, by raising the amount paid when purchasing a house to 100 per cent of the value of the property.>He noted that in 2023 alone, non-residents from outside of the EU bought 27,000 houses and flats in Spain, 'not to live in them, but mainly to speculate'.>He said this was 'something that, in the context of the shortages we are experiencing, we cannot afford'. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-14278651/spain-stop-brits-homes-country-financial-penalty.html No. 2345616
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What do you nonnies call these in your county? For me they are cobs kek
No. 2345656
>>2345616bread roll, bap in slang
>>2345614we need to do it for both
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I FUCKING KNEW IT. I KNEW IT WAS A SCAM. I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. THEY INSTALLED IT WITHOUT MY FUCKING PERMISSION AND I HAD THEM GET RID OF IT. IM RIGHT ABOUT EVEYRHITNG
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just got back from holiday in tenerife and they had this tea at the hotel. idk if i'm legit just a retard, but i can't find this particular brand for sale anywhere in the uk. can any nonnies find me this really yummy tea? it's not what we call red tea or redbush or rooibos or any of those, that's just what the spanish call it for some reason haha. i can only find proper fancy pu'er loose leaf stuff that's about £50 a packet. this is driving me insane
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>>2348568I know these as a tea cake? And they are usually eaten warm, my mum likes them but I hate the smell.
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>>2355867You already had the Poundland version lol.
No. 2357931
>>2345325>>2345359Non domestic ownership is a fraction of a percentage of housing in the UK and Spain. In the UK its 230,000 out of a total of 30,000,000 dwellings.
The actual solution is build more homes. Politicians know this but don't want to since it requires too much work and risks upsetting too many people.
Instead they pretend to pass laws like this to distract retards who only look at headlines. You can tell it won't actually change anything because of how little outcry there is. If it actually made housing affordable, you'd hear constantly from existing owners that their property values are decreasing.
No. 2358585
>>2357931More homes isn't the whole solution. They'll be snapped up by companies and rented out at £4000 a week for being within walking distance of a bus stop. We desperately need laws to keep landlords in check. Especially slumlords, they're scum that can rot in their own shit.
Building new homes is definitely necessary, though. Never going to happen, but we can dream.
But the recession is getting bad enough that everyone's given up on moving out, so who knows, maybe they'll think up a plan to make housing somewhat affordable to keep the landlords happy.
>>2358571This! And then they pretend the black mold and rat infestations are all part of the experience, because it's too expensive to fix.
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We have some of the prettiest villages. What area would you like to live, like the Cotswolds etc?
No. 2359436
>>2359417Because they don't actually care about the
victims, they just want an excuse to shit on England. Just another example of people pretending that rape and paedophilia are exclusive to one nationality, race or religion instead of the real perpetrators: men.
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was she the original pickme?
No. 2360495
>>2360336You don't have to tell me nonna, I live in one. My borough is apparently nearly 40% Muslim and nearly everyone I went to school with was Bangladeshi. The girls are more or less OK if you overlook the brainwashing, but the blokes are something else. The ones who were born here think they're slick because they speak English and don't look fresh off the boat, but scratch the surface and they're just as disgusting as any other paedo worshipping, future rapist moid. They don't want to identify with British culture at all but will happily take all the money they can get here that they wouldn't be able to earn in Bangladesh, speak English mainly so they can play the
victim card about how oppressed they are in a country that bends over backwards for them, spit in the street and try and chat up every white school girl they can get their hands on (speaking from experience). There's absolutely no way there aren't rape gangs operating in East London, and I wouldn't be surprised if half the local moids I've worked with were involved.
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>>2361561Source?
All articles refer to her as female.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-41201270>A woman who trafficked underage girls to a drugs and grooming ring that forced young women to have sex has been jailed for six years and three months.>Carolann Gallon was one of 18 people convicted as part of Operation Sanctuary, an investigation into the sexual abuse of vulnerable girls.>Gallon was aged 17 or 18 at the time of the offences, but police decided that she was an active member of the gang rather than a victim.>She added that Gallon continued to "ally" herself with other defendants.
>https://metro.co.uk/2017/11/05/sex-trafficker-attacked-in-prison-after-other-inmates-find-out-what-shes-in-for-7054669/>Sex trafficker attacked in prison after other inmates ‘find out what she’s in for’ No. 2363138
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The slaughter of three little girls in Southport shocked Britain. But, as sick Axel Rudakubana is caged, do his FAMILY have questions to answer? PAUL BRACCHI reveals the full storyhttps://archive.ph/XZgJZ>The police, the courts, the youth justice system, social services, and the Prevent counter-extremism programme (Rudakubana was referred three times) did not identify the danger he posed prior to the killings just before midday on July 29, 2024.>The laissez faire attitude was epitomised by an incident on a bus two years earlier, when he was found with a knife aged just 15. He was already known to the police yet he was simply taken home.>It was here on July 22, just a week before he ran amok with a knife, that Rudakubana left home to get into a waiting taxi. Neighbours told how his father ran out and pleaded with the driver not to take his son to his old school in Formby where he had been expelled for bringing a knife into class and where he subsequently returned to attack students with a hockey stick. 'Please don't pick him up, don't send anyone to this address,' Mr Rudakubana, presumably fearing another violent outburst, was heard to say.>Either way, just a few days later, the teenager, wearing the same green hoodie and surgical face mask, ordered another taxi using a false name (Simon) and this time, as everyone knows, the cab did pick him up. His destination was the Hart Space community dance studio where Bebe King, six, Elsie Dot Stancombe, seven, and nine-year-old Alice da Silva Aguiar were among the children there that day.>In the aftermath of the atrocity, officers spent hours searching the Rudakubana family home. They found a machete and a scabbard and a set of arrows, along with a food storage container containing the deadly poison ricin in his bedroom and, in the living room where he was believed to be sleeping at the time, a knife identical to the one used in the attack, and a number of bottles with matches attached. It's hard to understand how his parents who, in all fairness, had called the police to deal with their son's behaviour on numerous occasions in the past, didn't spot these things in their own house.>But the real scandal is the institutional failures – an almost wilful blindness to join up the dots – at the heart of the tragedy, which was more than five years in the making. Rudakubana was just 13 when he first came to the attention of the authorities in 2019. His expulsion from Range High School in October that year, after confessing to taking a knife into lessons because of racist bullying, he claimed, was followed two months later by the hockey stick assault on a boy which broke his wrist.>It can now be revealed that – chillingly – he also had a kitchen knife in his backpack, although he did not use it. The youth court could have imposed an order under the Mental Health Act or given him a custodial sentence. Instead, he was made the subject of a ten-month youth referral order to address his offending behaviour after pleading guilty to assault occasioning actual bodily harm, possession of an offensive weapon and possession of a bladed article.>That should have been evident in real-time, because around the same period Rudakubana entered the youth justice system he was also falling under the radar of the Prevent counter-extremism programme. Rudakubana was referred to Prevent three times: in December 2019, February 2021, and April 2021 over internet searches around mass shootings and terrorist attacks. Three referrals, then. And on each occasion, the referrals were closed when they should not have been, an initial review in the summer found, because he did not exhibit a commitment to a single radical ideology.>In the years before the Southport murders, there were seven known police interactions with Rudakubana. Missed opportunities, in other words. On November 5, 2021, Lancashire Police were called to his family home in Banks near Southport by his parents for the first time after Rudakubana 'became distressed when a stranger knocked at the door'. However, the then 15-year-old soon 'calmed down' and his parents contacted police again to say, 'attendance was not required'.>On November 30, 2021, police did go to the house following an argument when Rudakubana had kicked his father and caused damage to his car. 'His father didn't want to prosecute his son, and the officer supported the decision in the circumstances that were presented,' Assistant Chief Constable Mark Winstanley of Lancashire Police said.>It was Rudakubana's father Alphonse who alerted the police again on May 14, 2022 to a report that his son's behaviour had escalated after being denied access to a computer. 'Officers attended, and his parents were asking for assistance to help cope with him,' said ACC Winstanley.>On most, if not all these call-outs, the police made a vulnerable child referral. Children's services at Lancashire County Council decided, after an initial assessment, that social work support was not required but what's known as 'Early Help' services were deployed, which involved Rudakubana and his family receiving support 'around his emotional wellbeing and behaviours'. His family also received ongoing support from Child Adolescent Mental Health Services (CAMHS). Rudakubana, however had stopped engaging with CAMHS by February 2023. But while he was known to Lancashire County Council, the police, CAMHS and Prevent, as well as the youth justice system, it's now tragically clear that information was not shared between these disparate bodies. No. 2363150
>>2363145“He’s a marginalised black child!!!” They say about the 17 year old who is carrying knives, actively plotting mass murders, on his computer all day and beating up his immigrant parents.
“She is a terrorist! A danger to society!” They say about the abused single mother buying a carton of eggs.
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>>2363167
>most UK women wanted multiculturalism and tolerance
[citation needed]
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Very true but watch this get banned for racebait
No. 2363581
>>2363521Of course that’s what you take from it, not the murdered little girls. They are all white. If they were black and it was a white scrote that killed them. They would be little black girls. It’s okay for race to be mentioned when it is a black
victim but not a white one? Shut up anon
No. 2363825
>>2363521> not racially motivatedSee here:
>>2363812 or simply google for yourself
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Corrie watchers. Do you like Daisy? She is my favourite character and she is leaving!
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>>2364056>>2363927I found it funny to see him in that Paul Rudd and Selena Gomez film because that is the first thing I thought of
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>>2366620Yay hopefully this is true and not wishful thinking. As I have a feeling they are keeping him protected because of him being attacked
No. 2369429
>>2363581>Of course that’s what you take from Half of the post is devoted to complaining about "racist killings", "dangerously racist" and "protecting ethnic minorities". What else are you supposed to take from it?
>>2363825Do you have an actual quote from Rudakubana? Or a police statement where they found some evidence? Literally anything that isn't just schizo ramblings from a former UKIP grifter?
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I have no words. Only angry ones which I know will get me banned
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>>2369798Inb4 “just right wing white propaganda not real”