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Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 08:11:27 PM No. 2160536

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I don't tend to get pimples in general, but when I get them, I like to pop them in the elevator of my building, it doesn't have cameras so you can basically do whatever you want in there, I like it when I pop my pimples and they basically explode all over the mirror.
I clean the mess up with wet wipes and hand sanitizer afterwards of course.

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 10:38:35 PM No. 2160831

Just shitted good.

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 10:40:14 PM No. 2160836

>>2160831
I just shitted bad

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 01:36:41 AM No. 2161151

>>2150365
Pretty sure that's also risky, just in a different way.

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 07:29:11 AM No. 2162541

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When I was 11 I completely stopped showering and would only wash my hair in the sink. Why the fuck did I do that? I wish I could go back in time and slap the shit out of myself.

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 09:49:54 AM No. 2162616

>>2162541
I didn't shower for several years in my late teens. Same logic as when people drink tea or coffee instead of water. Water is just boring.

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 10:14:32 AM No. 2162632

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>>2162616
nayrt but showering too boring? i love showering so much its my lifeblood if i get too cold instead of bundling up i let the shower be my blanket. its my cry spot, my own personal recording studio, my dance routine floor, my boxing ring coach, my phone time place, my own personal homeless schizo ramblings street corner. my shower head is my therapist, doctor, mother, idol, friend, and water pressure powered girlfriend. life without showering isn't a life worth living.

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 11:49:58 AM No. 2162707

>>2162632
Try an Onsen or hot water bath sauna

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 12:14:12 PM No. 2162727

I always have to take a big shit the morning after a night of drinking and I don't know if it's normal but it makes me feel like a brand new person every time

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 04:07:07 PM No. 2162898

I've had 4 eggs and white bread today topped with kala namak (black sulphur salt). My farts are smelling rancid, jesus.

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 06:09:05 PM No. 2163042

>>2162727
That's normal for me, but often I'll have to dump arse in the middle of a drinking binge.

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 12:25:15 AM No. 2163427

Early in the morning I woke up to my pussy and ass itching. I scratched it and immediately went back to sleep. It's crazy how sleep lowers your inhibitions because I never would've done that while awake

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 10:47:18 PM No. 2164706

I love the way cabbage makes me poop it just comes out.
>>2162541
Kek anon I only took showers when I washed my hair every 4-5 days, gross but you're not alone.

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:39:54 AM No. 2165042

>5'5ish
>150 lbs
>trying to get down to 140, 130 by december
>go to scale in morning
>153
>"oh god"
>have the biggest shit of my life just now
>weigh again
>150
kind of scary to think i was just walking around with that inside of me

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:19:01 AM No. 2165051

>>2165042
You're literally full of shit.

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:28:01 AM No. 2165057

>>2165042
I clean toilets for a living and once found a turd the size of my forearm. Same width and length. At least you’re not that guy

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:30:20 PM No. 2165530

>>2165042
I once went in for a doctor’s appointment for a medication followup. My doctor was concerned about me losing like 4-5lbs between visits so I had to tell her I was just constipated last time I came in…

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 07:43:54 PM No. 2165646

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>>2165057
i went on a binge after months of dieting at an all you can eat sushi and got full up to my throat. after like a day of not being able to shit i drop this enormous dookie into the toilet. it looked like a cobra and was the width of my wrist. like it sunk into the toilet hole so i couldnt see the whole length of it, but the part that i could see was coiled in on itself and must have been around 3 feet long

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 03:29:25 AM No. 2165964

I have diarrhea again, I basically have diarrhea at least once a week, this is so annoying.

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 05:17:46 AM No. 2166012

there’s brown discharge coming out of my vag and it smells like bits and pieces of organs that’s been sitting in my body for awhile, anybody else get this sometimes?

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 05:08:34 PM No. 2166470

I got goose poop on my shoes and it's worse than I thought and now I'm annoyed I'll have to clean it off.

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 05:31:07 PM No. 2166497

>>2165964
Nonna you should do a gluten allergy test. This is how I found out I had gluten allergy. My stomach was always a mess and I was often bloated and I had a lot of diarrhea that I always blamed on the stress of my studies.

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 05:44:04 PM No. 2166509

I was once severely constipated and I was at my grandma’s, in the fucking mountains in my country (not a first world country). She had no toilet, only the outside latrine , I was scared as hell to use it because you had to squat.
I had the overwhelming fear to fall down and end up in a ditch full of poop.

Anyway, I was constipated so bad and I had to use a whole stick to get the dookie out of my ass, it was humiliating and mortifying.
When I returned back home I was grateful to have my toilet back, nonnas don’t take the modern bathroom for granted. Putting your ass down on a ceramic surface is a damn luxury.

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 11:43:09 PM No. 2166931

Do those yoga exercises helping you to fart/poop work

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 12:46:16 AM No. 2167042

I like having my ass ate. It feels really good, and I get a smug sense of satisfaction knowing I got a moid to eat my wingstop crumbs

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 12:55:48 AM No. 2167067

I masturbated today which is something I don't do often and I actually managed to insert a finger in my vagina, it felt kind of weird but good at the same time.

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 01:03:57 AM No. 2167085

>>2166509
This is why I'm glad I have a powerful bidet. For those occasions when the poopie is half in half out and too soft to push. Blast it right out without a trace. Passes the toilet paper test every time even if it felt like a natural disaster coming through.

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 10:19:03 PM No. 2168624

I have to shit. Good, because I'm leaving in a few hours and prefer to have no bullets in the chamber. Bad, because I'm rocking out for tunesday and don't want to leave.

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 01:33:32 AM No. 2169037

>>2168624
Drink a cup of hot water, with nothing.

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 08:34:07 AM No. 2169309

I ate a bunch of raw cookie dough yesterday and the day before thinking I wasn't gonna get sick. Guess where I'm sitting right now? Don't be like me anons.

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 10:19:32 PM No. 2169969

I don't really get discharge in my underwear the way my vagina is it doesn't really leak out unless I'm on the toilet and some slime balls will drip down in the bowl making little bobas like those japanese candy kits

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 10:28:42 PM No. 2169978

so i have a UTI, the first one in over ten years. i used to get them pretty often, no matter what i did (pee after sex and wipe down, clean underwear every single day, being extra clean while on my period etc). i went to urgent care because last time i went to a local feminist care clinic (similar to planned parenthood just local) and i sat and waited six hours just to have someone put a test strip in my urine. it was unbearable.

i was seen immediately, in and out. she prescribed me antibiotics and a medicine for numbing the urethra so it doesn’t burn. i’ve never been given this medicine before. after taking it i went pee and i was so concerned. i wiped and thought i was bleeding heavily, so i looked in the toilet and my pee was neon orange. like orange gatorade orange. i forgot i had taken the numbing medicine and freaked out and googled. turns out the numbing medication causes your urine to turn neon yellow to bright orange. even worse, when i went to pee my underwear got stuck and i didn’t know so i peed all over some really cute pantries and they might be stained bright orange forever.

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 10:46:40 PM No. 2169991

>>2158727
ngl when i had head lice it took forever to get rid of (super lice+ incredibly thick coarse hair) my favorite thing was pulling nits off my hair strange and crushing them between my thumb nails. they make the most satisfying popping sound. when my nephew has lice when i was baby sitting him i made him sit down so i could comb it out (those shampoos don’t do shit, it’s best to comb extra extra well for multiple days in a row, or if it’s really bad, smothering your hair with vaseline and wearing a shower cap for 24 hours at least. don’t use mayo or conditioner, it’s not thick enough and you have to leave it on for at least 24 hours because lice can survive without oxygen for a long time and the nits even longer) and i was pulling out nits with my nails because sometimes the combs don’t get them and it was so satisfying.

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 05:07:03 AM No. 2171738

I was so miserable lately, but tonight I spent 5 hours watching 3 documentaries about 9/11 flight 93 and cried and snotted all over myself, and then later masturbated, and now I feel so much better. It feels so good to be freshly-cried and freshly-orgasmed. I feel like a newborn baby. I can live another day.

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 05:45:49 AM No. 2171760

>>2171738
jacking off after long bouts of sadness really hit different kek, i remember abstaining one time because i was too busy sobbing to really do anything and when the feelings started to get better the first thing i did was get off.

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 05:47:22 AM No. 2171761

>>2171738
>It feels so good to be freshly-cried and freshly-orgasmed. I feel like a newborn baby.
This made me laugh so hard nona

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 06:32:30 AM No. 2171777

>>2171738
wtf I've had the same post-9/11 rabbithole cry/masturbation session. must stem from emotional catharsis and being thankful for being alive

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 12:12:15 AM No. 2172841

>>2171738
That reminds me of the time my gf and I visited Auschwitz (have a grandma who survived, so the visit was extremely personal), proceeded to cry so hard that I actually had to leave the gas chamber to not disturb the other guests, then had sex at the hotel to get my mind back to a more positive place.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 03:45:55 PM No. 2173659

My pussy smells so good right now I wish it wasn’t physically impossible for me to put my face in it and huff it

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 04:51:23 PM No. 2173844

>>2171738
Watched a bunch of 9/11 vids a while back on YT. Then spent some time in the comment sections. It was basically people who had visited some part of New york at some random point in time. Many nowhere near the time it happened, not even the same year or decade it happened saying "omg that could've been meeeee dying though!!"

Went from crying to it drying right up

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 08:08:46 PM No. 2174137

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Just had hard-boiled eggs with a pumpkin spice latte

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 06:32:46 AM No. 2175943

Just masturbated thinking it would put me to sleep. It's been like five minutes I'm still wide awake

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 03:43:16 AM No. 2177203

The inside of my mouth looks like it was carpet bombed with all the craters from chewing my flesh. My mouth is so sore, metallic and stings when I eat anything but I love it. I know it’s gross but I love biting off chunks so much. Since it’s in my mouth no one sees or touches it except the dentist unfortunately but they don’t care. I love biting out chunks and the beating soreness after doing it, I love the tearing of it and the resistance when you bite in. I’ll never stop it and I don’t get why I should stop.

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 03:45:18 AM No. 2177206

Fingered myself after growing my nails out and so much white milky fluid came out of me

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 03:56:36 AM No. 2177225

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>>2177203
I like to bite the tippy tip of my tongue until it bleeds and I rip off a taste bud. the sour pain plus blood is so good.

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 05:02:09 AM No. 2177318

>>2177225
the tongue bleeds a surprising amount when bitten. I don’t get much satisfaction from bitting my tongue but the bleeding is fun.

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 01:16:53 PM No. 2177705

I think I just located a clit vein. I was scratching the area where my thigh and butt meet and it hurt my clit.

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 12:30:26 AM No. 2178400

For some reason I don't belch, so I fart a lot when drinking carbonated stuff like soft drinks and beer. I wish I could just belch, it doesn't stink and is more socially acceptable

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 09:31:23 AM No. 2180003

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seems like my body can't decide whether to puke or shit

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 12:26:56 PM No. 2180133

Sometimes I hate eating just because it makes me shit lol

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 11:51:33 PM No. 2181376

I just used some electric clippers on my vagina for the first time, and woah the vibration was fucking insane

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 12:15:32 AM No. 2181405

>>2181376
Did you use it to masturbate or to trim your pubes?

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 12:18:28 AM No. 2181411

>>2181405
No, I was using it to shave

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 04:40:01 AM No. 2181635

My butthole clenches reading Fanny's anal prolapse art

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 04:42:14 AM No. 2181638

This isn't my own TMI but since the thread got bumped, does anyone else ever wonder what made giovanna plowman wanna eat the tampon? She never came out explaining what had her feeling the urge to suck her period blood out of her own tampon, and I know its been like 13 years but sometimes she still crosses my mind

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 07:49:35 AM No. 2181892

Fuck it. We're in freebleeding hours. My poor pussy needs to breathe.

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 11:06:21 AM No. 2182072

I once had a huge cyst right on the lip of my vulva. It fucking hurt , but it felt so satisfying when I popped it and all the pus oozed out.

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 11:08:35 AM No. 2182078

>>2180003
I have done both at once. It was the most horrible experience I ever had.

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 09:06:25 AM No. 2184124

Some people can puke their guts out. I cannot throw up to save my life. But what I can do is shit my guts out after the slightest bit of dairy as I slowly become more and more lactose intolerant with every passing day

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 09:45:50 PM No. 2184921

My pussy is sooooo funny to me. It looks kinda like Honey Simpsons mouth, minus one lip being bigger than the other. I laugh every time I'm on the toilet kekk.

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 12:59:25 AM No. 2185218

I used a Baby Foot peel (Japanese skin product that uses acids to remove dead skin) and I'm having so much fun peeling off the layers of skin. When I was a kid I'd let glue dry on my hands so I could peel off imprints of my skin and this is like a way better version of that since it's my actual skin. I'm super fascinated by observing the different color and texture between the old skin and the new skin and I kinda want to get a good magnifying glass so I can look even more closely. I am also feeling very happy that my bf was totally non-judgmental and nonchalant about it when he visited my home and learned that I was collecting the shed skin and eating some pieces, it makes me feel very loved that he accepts me and never loses enthusiasm in telling me I'm the most beautiful woman to him even if I enjoy odd behaviors

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 03:54:59 AM No. 2185468

When I masturbate it feels like I'm on my period. Like I get the same cramping-like feeling. my period is late. Nonnas help what does it mean

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 04:13:43 AM No. 2185484

>>2185218
As long as you keep sucking his dick for him, that is.

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 04:25:19 AM No. 2185500

>>2185484
not into that and the second he expresses interest in that crap it's over tbh

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 04:35:54 AM No. 2185509

>>2185500
Respect ♥

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 09:08:41 AM No. 2185724

While wiping after my morning piss I found a hair in my ass. Like, a long head-hair with it's end hanging out of my anus. I had to pull it out super slow or it would break. Worst feeling ever and idek how it got in there. I felt every inch

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 11:10:50 AM No. 2185830

I picked out a gunk of yellowish greenish discharge mixed with used piss toilet paper from in between my pussy and anus lol

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 03:36:19 PM No. 2186144

>>2185724
I sometimes get this after showering. God it's such a horrible feeling

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 08:37:27 PM No. 2186674

>drink like 70% of a liter of Vodka
>black out on my bed
>wake up 4 hours later covered in piss and my period is on.
>take off my panties and throw them across the room
>Stomach feels like I swallowed a hot bowling ball
>I hate throwing up so I don't move again
>I figure that my period blood will just pool and sink in one area me and won't be that bad in the morning
>go to sleep
>have a dream that I'm about to throw up
>Wake up
>I feel that "about to throw up feeling"
>Rush to a mop bucket i have in my room
>As I vomit I piss on the carpet
>I'm not wearing underwear
>finally stop vomitting
>freak out seeing the long drip of blood down my leg, think I might've broke something straining
>realize it's my period (duh)
>big glob of period lump on the ground
>Wipe it up and go back to sleep
>wake up and clean up the mess
>My last page open on my laptop was the soren thread

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 08:43:00 PM No. 2186694

>>2186674
grim

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 08:43:56 PM No. 2186695

>>2185724
This happened to me too a few days ago except it was in both my ass and vagina kek. I do my hair using weave and it always somehow ends up in my nether regions

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 08:46:37 PM No. 2186703

>>2186674
I'm sorry but the last point sent me. Soren's threads are the perfect threads to get blackout drunk to.

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 09:15:07 AM No. 2187482

I have an two super old dark spots on my mons pubis and I thought they were just scars, but they must still have a hair inside them because I squeezed one and now it's super inflamed. I definitely made the scar worse and darker as well, oops.

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 09:29:22 AM No. 2187489

>>2186674
Why does it sound like Venus wrote this kek

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 09:43:52 AM No. 2187496

>>2185218
There’s literally someone for anyone because this is so gross kek. Glad your bf doesn’t mind it nonna.

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 02:34:20 PM No. 2187701

thought my abs hurt because of the abs-focused workout i did the day before. turns out i just had diarrhea

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 02:37:05 PM No. 2187704

>>2187701
Kek

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 10:38:45 PM No. 2188452

i’m missing a tooth.

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 11:13:09 PM No. 2188515

>>2188452
I would kiss your gap.

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 03:19:21 AM No. 2188895

>need to shit
>can't
>everytime I step off the toilet, feel like shitting
>can't
I know you're in there bitch you better come out soon.

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 03:45:01 AM No. 2188931

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I want my boyfriend to be more verbal and like, moan-y when we have sex.

He's always made sounds and has given me some crazy-passionate sex in the past but now he's all stressed out and I'm not the main focus anymore.

I corrupted myself with porn since I was a young teenager. I just want him to say all these crazy dirty things to me during sex, but he has a hard time saying much at all unless I give him guidance on it. Crazy because a few years ago I never had to ask for him to talk me through it, but now he's quieter. I guess the honeymoon phase is over.
Logically I know i'm disillusioned, but I feel like it's my fault and I'm just not as desirable as I used to be.

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 03:57:45 AM No. 2188941

why does ripping pubes out feel so good. i could lay in bed for hoooours with my legs up looking like a roast chicken just scrolling in one hand and plucking in the other

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 04:33:16 AM No. 2188961

I just instanty kickstarted my period by cumming too many times in a row. Literally finished the second time and the cramps instantly hit like a train. The orgasms weren't even that good, can i rewind time and choose not to please. i cannot sleep now.

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 06:04:45 AM No. 2189013

>>2187482
Samefag, it turned into a pimple and I popped it. It didn't hurt very much but squeezing it did feel weird because you can feel the blood and pus coming out.
Also, I tried to post this before and my wi-fi went out just as I hit new reply…what does it mean??

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 09:56:03 AM No. 2189136

The more I exercise the hornier I am

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 11:14:19 AM No. 2189166

>>2188941
Damn I thought this was only me. I like to pluck the hairs on my ass the most. Shaving there makes me itchy.

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 04:06:10 PM No. 2189401

coworker scared me on accident and i peed myself a lil bit

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 10:51:57 PM No. 2190130

I really hate when I have to leave my house and I'm on my period, I can't shit outside because I don't have the time or privacy to shit comfortably, so after spending the whole ass day outside, working and shit, I can finally shit in peace at home, and it makes me feel like my whole insides are emptying themselves until there's literally nothing.
God, today I unironically missed being a pseudo-neet because when I don't have to leave my home, I can spend like 3 hours straight shitting comfortably.

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 11:45:41 PM No. 2190204

>>2188895
can’t lie when this happens to me I resort to drastic measures. Had a shameful moment this weekend and then washed my hands for like two hours after

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 11:57:10 PM No. 2190211

>>2188515
this is hands down the best thing i ever heard. thank you nonna. i will fix my teeth soon. i believe i can do it.

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 12:00:21 AM No. 2190213

I think part of my butthole just came out when I was pooping. Like I had to push something back in. It didn’t hurt or anything. Help. It’s totally normal now. What just happened?

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 12:08:12 AM No. 2190222

i think im gay except for psychotic males. the only time i felt attracted to a male was when i was in a psych ward around male schizophrenics who spoke in garbled word salad monologues. it was like their lack of connection to reality (and therefore vulnerability) turned me on. there was one who became obsessed with the specific scent of my natural body odor and would go on rages that required him to be tranquilized if i took a shower and smelled like "chemicals." i wanted to fuck their asses hard

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 12:44:34 AM No. 2190259

>>2190222
>I think I'm gay
>Proceeds to describe hetero sexual fantasy in detail

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 12:46:30 AM No. 2190262

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>>2190213

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 12:46:40 AM No. 2190264

>>2190222
You can't be gay with exceptions. You're probably bi

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 01:44:43 AM No. 2190323

>>2190213
>>2190262
hemorrhoid; very common

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 02:32:49 AM No. 2191557

I'm trying to do that vinegar drink thing for curbing blood sugar and it makes me piss so goddamn much. I just changed the roll of paper yesterday and I'm more than halfway through with it today. Sometimes I wish I had a dick, would make my constant peeing so much easier.

Also my farts smell like garlic bread, unrelated

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 08:53:45 AM No. 2191711

When I still was in my pornrot phase, I used to try to stroke my dog's penis few times to see if he reacted like internet moids said. The result was nothing happened. He wasn't turned on and looked bored when I did it. He got snatched by thieves and be sold for meat years ago, unfortunately he was a very common cheap breed in my country. I wish I had taken him out for walk more(rule 1)

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 07:44:01 PM No. 2192245

the phlegm i coughed out had what i presumed to be a nose hair in it and i was so intrigued i stared at it for a good minute before washing it away

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 07:58:57 PM No. 2192262

>>2192245
Was it long or short

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 09:41:01 PM No. 2192444

Ever since having my gallbladder removed, if I eat before I’ve had a chance to poop for the day I have maybe 2-3 minutes after I’m doing eating before I have to sprint to the bathroom, and then it’s just completely liquid. It doesn’t matter what I eat, I never eat greasy foods so it’s not like I’m being triggered by too much fat. I just ate a mustard based chicken salad on sourdough and I was barely finished with it before I was clenching my cheeks. I’m supposed to go camping soon idk how I’m going to handle this

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 10:20:02 PM No. 2193710

>>2192262
short, it looked nose hairish

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 10:38:30 PM No. 2193734

>>2192444
It's time for Depends anon

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 01:23:47 AM No. 2193900

>>2192444
Go to Home Depot/Walmart/etc and buy a camping toilet.

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 01:39:52 AM No. 2193907

>>2193900
Samefag here, a portable camping dunny will contain your shits so you can drop arse awhen needed.Failing that, a bucket with two bin liners in it and a pool noodle slit down its length to fit over the rim will work as a toilet.
LC ain't lettin' me bin my previous post for some reason so I'll dump this here.

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 08:11:36 PM No. 2194776

Sometimes I feel like the female body shouldn’t let us cum so many times in a row because not all of us have the self control for that power. I literally started rubbing my pussy at like 11pm last night and would up limping to finally go to bed at 5:30am. That’s fucking 6.5 hours of cumming like once every 15 minutes on average. My legs and feet got stuck in a permenant ballerina position and as I was hobbling to go brush my teeth as the sun was coming up, unable to unflex my damn ankles, I was like, this is just irresponsible body design. Like you’re given a button that will dump maximum pleasure into your body that you can just keep pressing infinite times and then I’m supposed to have good time management skills around that? Doesn’t make sense.

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 09:28:21 PM No. 2194898

>>2194776
Nonna I think you're one of the x men because I've never been able to settle back down for another orgasm in less than 30 minutes let alone multiple times in a 6 hour period

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 05:21:37 PM No. 2196176

>>2194898
same, most I’ve done was maybe three in an hour and despite being 10x more horny than usual it took longer every time

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 05:29:56 PM No. 2196191

>>2194776
I used to do this but like nothing ever really feels as good as the first orgasm so I just try and keep that going for as long as I can now.

Anonymous 10/07/24 (Mon) 04:18:48 PM No. 2197361

I ate a 7 eleven cookie and instant yakisoba a couple nights ago and now my rectum is bleeding

Anonymous 10/07/24 (Mon) 04:20:35 PM No. 2197368

>>2194776
You're so lucky. I'm 21 and have never had ONE. No matter what I try I just can't.

Anonymous 10/07/24 (Mon) 04:34:14 PM No. 2197395

>>2194776
I can also get one right after the other and yeah back to back cumming is addictive. You just don't want to stop. Otoh sometimes I'll go weeks without wanting to touch myself. I can get myself off whether I'm in the mood or not but when I'm not it's just mechanical, nothing is actually sexy.
>>2197368
Keep trying. Going your whole life without having an orgasm sounds like torture.

Anonymous 10/08/24 (Tue) 12:48:15 AM No. 2198073

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I think my rose toy is coming in the mail tomorrow and , and I'm literally already fiending for it even though I've literally never used a rose before. This shit really might end up being as dangerous as everyone says it is.

Anonymous 10/08/24 (Tue) 02:13:55 AM No. 2198144

I had KFC today for the first time (I'm not american) and I can't stop fucking SHITTING. Legit diarrhea all day. It was delicious and seemed really fresh, especially the meat. So what the fuck happened?

Anonymous 10/08/24 (Tue) 04:07:43 AM No. 2198237

>>2198144
You should’ve had popeyes

Anonymous 10/08/24 (Tue) 09:37:16 AM No. 2198389

>>2198144
Maybe the oil had gone bad. Years ago I was a hotel cleaner for a short time and I saw something so disgusting I wish I could forget it. They did not empty the deep fryer and just let it sit in room temperature. What was even more vomit inducing was that it was full of dead flies. Not saying your case was this bad, but maybe the oil had been already used too many times or such. At least karma handled the hotel owner. He made a moonshine lab in the cellar and the hotel burned down kek.

Anonymous 10/09/24 (Wed) 02:49:04 AM No. 2199664

Anons I'm fucking traumatized
>Pooping before shower
>Get in the shower, wash my whole body
>Get to my ass, rub soap on my hand and put it in my butt cheeks
INB4 "why no rag" I swear I use one but I like to rub the soap myself before going in with one
>'Why is it…mushy?'
>Pull hand out
>DOODOO ALL OVER MY FINGER TIPS
I'm so fucking upset. I've never in my life forgotten to wipe after shitting, I guess I must've been rushing to shower. This is insanity.

Anonymous 10/09/24 (Wed) 07:16:43 AM No. 2199813

>>2198144
I've had this issue with kfc in the past years as well, although I've had an appendectomy and became weirdly sensitive to certain spicy foods, like the spicy chicken in kfc, so I thought it might be that.

Anonymous 10/09/24 (Wed) 08:23:28 AM No. 2199858

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one time i was with my bf and i accidentally farted near his face while moving around, not a fart but more like a tiny poot
i wanted to die so badly
i immediately covered his face (thankfully it didn't smell) and we started laughing but me more from embarassment and him bc he thought it was a queef
yeah right, a queef,,, i kept silent and nodded lol i don't think he'll never notice, i think he doesn't even remember now but i'll keep it in my mind as one of my worst moments
it was my first time too, at least he made me orgasm

Anonymous 10/09/24 (Wed) 01:34:10 PM No. 2200070

>>2199858
Farting while someone is going down on me is genuinely one of my top fears.

Anonymous 10/09/24 (Wed) 01:52:28 PM No. 2200080

>>2199664
Happened to me once. I had bad constipation and somehow a little poop pebble got stuck in my asshole.

Anonymous 10/09/24 (Wed) 02:14:44 PM No. 2200092

>>2200070
One woman’s fear is another woman’s bucket list item.

Anonymous 10/09/24 (Wed) 06:33:55 PM No. 2200276

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For as long as I can remember I've had this weird and specific complex about nails (both fingernails and toenails). I hate the left and right sides of the nail, where it folds into the skin, and whenever I can sense that part it drives me crazy and I have this intense sense of having something foreign embedded in my finger that needs to be removed (I don't actually believe this as a delusion, that's just how it feels).

Since I was a kid I'd truncate the sides to have a raw edge instead of letting the nail being tucked into the skin. On fingernails it's more subtle and just a slight snip off the corner, and I can tolerate having a slight free hanging edge (the tip of the nail) although I still need short nails. On toenails it's more extreme and I'll often pretty much cut off whatever isn't firmly stuck to the nail bed, resulting in a nail that's similar in height and width and a significant amount of exposed nail bed area. Many times I've removed entire small toenails.

Obviously it hurts afterwards but it's honestly not that bad? It's not like torture where they rip it off, if you do it slowly and carefully the smallest nails can be removed with minimal discomfort. The soreness afterwards still beats out the irritation of having the normal nail fold so it's satisfying in its own way because it makes it very clear that I don't have that fold. After the first day skin will grow over the nail bed until more nail material grows to cover it and that feels really nice… I'd probably be really content if I didn't have toenails and just had skin there. I've wondered if nails or portions of nails would stop growing back eventually since I destroy them so much but nothing weird has ever happened; if I grit my teeth and ignore how much it bothers me for a while, I can quickly regrow normal healthy nails.

I know it's pretty freaky but it honestly doesn't bother me that much. Nobody is looking at my feet and idc if my fingernails look kinda screwed up, it doesn't matter and I'm otherwise healthy and attractive. I dunno why this specific thing triggers me so much though, I don't have anxiety or mental illness in general and I've never heard of anyone else having a fixation like this? I guess it's a kind of BFRB although it doesn't fit the technical definition of the mental disorder since it doesn't meet the criterion of causing distress, since I simply don't care that it's considered weird and ugly by other people.

Anonymous 10/09/24 (Wed) 06:45:03 PM No. 2200292

do you guys ever just take off your underwear and lay in front of the fan legs spread and let the pussy air out, shit feels so good. doing that rn. she needs to breathe

Anonymous 10/09/24 (Wed) 06:48:32 PM No. 2200293

>>2200292
no because the invisible people are watching me

Anonymous 10/09/24 (Wed) 07:10:28 PM No. 2200314

>>2200292
I’m always commando when I’m home kek.

Anonymous 10/09/24 (Wed) 08:22:33 PM No. 2200363

>>2200292
Yes and there's nothing quite like pouring a very small trickle of water on my vagina to work with the cold air to make it better. It's like drinking water after chewing minty gum but in my neenor

Anonymous 10/09/24 (Wed) 08:41:46 PM No. 2200394

I thought I was home alone so I walked out my room naked to go shower. Turns out I wasn't home alone and my dad's gf saw me I think. I mean at least she's another woman but damn I'm dying of embarrassment. I'm so stupid. Do I just pretend this never happened

Anonymous 10/09/24 (Wed) 08:49:59 PM No. 2200404

>>2200394
yes it's pretty normal to se another person of the same gender naked from time to time

Anonymous 10/09/24 (Wed) 08:54:00 PM No. 2200413

>>2200404
You made me feel better thank you anon

Anonymous 10/09/24 (Wed) 11:13:09 PM No. 2200566

my mom gave me some pads along with other things from her trip in china and it literally burns. I think its scented or something

Anonymous 10/10/24 (Thu) 12:00:46 AM No. 2200615

>>2200566
every time I've tried scented pads (because I didn't realize they were scented or I didn't have other options in the moment) it felt unbearably irritating, I don't understand how there continues to be a market for them when you immediately feel awful with them. The scent isn't even pleasant

Anonymous 10/10/24 (Thu) 02:29:14 AM No. 2200725

I just had the quickest orgasm (had to have been less than 50-60 secs. Maybe even 30) and also squirted for the first time ever. Wtf. It was insane and probably would've been an everlasting orgasm if I hadn't stopped. My life is changed for fucking ever. I'm going back for seconds (which is also unheard f for me, I'm a one and done orgasmer) but I just had to tell somebody because that was fucking crazy

Anonymous 10/10/24 (Thu) 02:55:51 AM No. 2200745

>>2200725
Samefag, I'm done and assessing the damage, and actually I think I just pissed myself. I thought peeing while aroused was impossible. I don't really care though honestly, an orgasm so crazy it forces me to pee myself is worth it.

Anonymous 10/10/24 (Thu) 07:30:39 AM No. 2200912

why do i burst into tears and become depressed every time i masturbate vaginally? it's a completely involuntary response, i thought it was something i psyched myself into but it happens without even thinking about it and no i wasn't raped

Anonymous 10/10/24 (Thu) 01:48:50 PM No. 2201137

the back of my gel nails is stained with period blood from fingering myself

Anonymous 10/10/24 (Thu) 07:40:22 PM No. 2201619

Got food poisoning a week ago and now my shit has been bloody

Anonymous 10/10/24 (Thu) 10:35:13 PM No. 2201935

My pussy lip is mildly hurting and idk why because it doesn't feel like anything is wrong with it.

Anonymous 10/10/24 (Thu) 10:49:45 PM No. 2201950

>>2200725
That happened to me for a while from using a vibe. I don't know why it started as it's not like I haven't used a vibe before, but I went through a stage of constantly peeing from cumming a few months ago. It feels amazing
When I was using the vibe I could cum a few times but not be 100% finished till the pee came out. Like I just felt this build up inside of me that had to come out. I had to start putting a towel down because it was happening that frequently.
It still happens now but not as often as it was before.

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 09:59:58 AM No. 2202698

>>2200745
>I thought peeing while aroused was impossible
pretty much the only time i feel aroused is when i need to pee or shit

Anonymous 10/14/24 (Mon) 01:20:56 AM No. 2206333

I'm ovulating and last night I had such a crazed, hours-long masturbation session that now all day today my inner thigh muscles have been so sore that I can barely walk without wincing and I straight up cannot bend down or stand up without holding onto something. I feel like a war veteran. Ovulation is hell.

Anonymous 10/14/24 (Mon) 01:35:42 AM No. 2206352

>>2202698
I guess I should word it better, I've felt arousal from needing to pee too but I thought you couldn't pee while actually stimulating your vagina.
Btw, I think all the pushing I was forced to do made me bleed so… I'm never putting myself through that again kek. It wasn't that good anyway, just intense. I didn't actually feel satisfied because the toy was so intense that it just kept prolonging whatever sensations I was having and I never really completed an orgasm.

Anonymous 10/14/24 (Mon) 11:31:56 PM No. 2207417

>anal, gets cut
>vaginal, gets stomache ache
>just clit, it's dry and painful
>stop touching, gets lucid horny dreams
This is hell

Anonymous 10/14/24 (Mon) 11:37:04 PM No. 2207424

>>2207417
>anal, gets cut
you are going to get turbo aids anon

Anonymous 10/15/24 (Tue) 11:50:49 AM No. 2207926

I just had diarrhea so bad that I felt like it cleansed my body of all my sins.

Anonymous 10/16/24 (Wed) 04:16:19 PM No. 2209591

i am having brown discharge 2 days after my period, it's unsightly and I'm gonna see my bf, I want him to eat me out how do i put a stop to this?

Anonymous 10/16/24 (Wed) 04:26:37 PM No. 2209600

>>2209591
Try doing some exercise, i always feel like that helps to push things along when it comes to my period. You could also try putting a tampon in for a bit if you use them, might grab the remaining bit.

Anonymous 10/16/24 (Wed) 10:46:43 PM No. 2210153

Took a huge shit and feel great and happy and refreshed

Anonymous 10/17/24 (Thu) 11:47:04 AM No. 2210813

I’m so over pre period constipation. I need my period to kick off so I can release this 3 day backlog of missing morning shits.

Anonymous 10/17/24 (Thu) 07:40:12 PM No. 2211326

I’m rather tight to the point I sometimes struggle to masturbate and PIV becomes painful and requires lots of lube.
I have always wondered why and I personally believe it’s because I’m autistic and ADHD and I’m always a little bit distracted so I can’t fully relax.
I need to smoke some weed so I can “shut down” some of my brain’s functions kek.
Anyone could relate?

Anonymous 10/17/24 (Thu) 09:11:51 PM No. 2211464

I'm lactose intolerant. However, I like dairy products too much and I'm an idiot who keeps consuming dairy despite the embarrassment. Today's been pretty bad. I took very soft shits probably four times within the span of an hour and couldn't stop passing gas throughout the day into the night. It also smelled horrible too and I kept having to sneak farts in public due to uncomfortable bloating. I really need to make it a habit to keep Lactaid with me at all times.

Anonymous 10/18/24 (Fri) 01:16:00 AM No. 2211770

I pissed on my desk chair while masturbating again

Anonymous 10/18/24 (Fri) 08:15:35 PM No. 2212788

I normally poop twice a day. Various circumstances prevented me from going for three days straight. I had to flush several times, my bum is bleeding and I think I know now how chicken feel when laying an egg.

Anonymous 10/18/24 (Fri) 08:54:12 PM No. 2212853

>>2211770
You are an animal.

Anonymous 10/18/24 (Fri) 09:43:30 PM No. 2212920

I never get horny I only masturbate because I'm bored but for the last two days I've been ravenous and not only that but I'm actually getting wet before orgasm and it feels so weird

Anonymous 10/18/24 (Fri) 10:12:29 PM No. 2212948

>>2211770
remote work too, huh?

Anonymous 10/18/24 (Fri) 10:40:30 PM No. 2212985

Sometimes I like eating beans because they taste good and because they make me fart

Anonymous 10/18/24 (Fri) 10:57:19 PM No. 2213015

the single who like like remote work are coomers and alcoholics

Anonymous 10/18/24 (Fri) 11:13:03 PM No. 2213034

I’m soooooooo horny because of my period like seriously I would sniff a scrote and get horny as fuck

Anonymous 10/19/24 (Sat) 03:22:43 AM No. 2213254

I wash my bellybutton on the regular, I even wash it randomly during the day and it still smells like swamp ass I hate it. But its fun to pick and sniff tbh

Anonymous 10/19/24 (Sat) 03:46:52 AM No. 2213273

>>2213254
One time I was digging in mine and ended up finding this really tiny black sphere in it. It was kind of uncomfortable getting it out, but I'm glad I did it. It smelled bad.

Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 01:26:05 AM No. 2214355

i feel like i have a gas chamber inside of me and my stomach is literally on its way to speaking in full sentences make it stop

Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 04:11:35 AM No. 2214461

i'm always constipated and my period is the only time i can take a proper shit.

Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 07:46:09 AM No. 2214559

I orgasmed without touching myself while reading Avatar (2009) smut one time. I wanted to tell the author about my experience and to thank her for that one particular piece, but I felt stupid after typing my message and deleted it out of embarrassment. I wish I remembered her username and the title of what I read. Sorry if you were interested. I genuinely don't remember both.

Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 07:59:04 AM No. 2214568

>>2213254
>smells bad
Do you dry it properly? It could have a fungal infection, it shouldn’t be chronically smelly.

Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 08:35:49 AM No. 2214586

>>2209591
honestly, using a dildo or vibrator has helped me to get those last disgusting post-period discharge out.

Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 08:38:31 AM No. 2214589

I have vitiligo and my butthole is completely albino because of it and I cannot treat this because the treatment for vitiligo is rubbing a cream on and tanning the area for an hour everyday

Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 08:50:20 AM No. 2214593

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>>2214589
You can always start sunning.

Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 09:37:30 AM No. 2214610

Cotton panties makes my vagina smell bad, I usually like smelling my orgasm juices but this time it was just rancid…

Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 10:07:59 AM No. 2214627

>>2214593
Nta but I tried this recently to an extent by stretching naked in my living room during a particularly sunny morning. It felt so nice. I wasn't going out out of my way to achieve it but I didn't fight it either.

Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 05:39:14 PM No. 2215121

There's an area inside my nose that has looser nose hairs and a lot of goopy snot. If I blow my nose or use a tissue to pick there, I tend to have nose hairs fall out easily. It has been like this for years now and I don't know if it might be an issue. It is satisfying to see the nose hairs fall out for some reason though.

Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 08:26:15 PM No. 2215378

>>2214589
An anon in /g/ was thirsting after your butthole.

Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 09:08:19 PM No. 2215438

>>2214589
Kek nonna, just go to a discreet place and open your ass cheeks

Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 09:11:08 PM No. 2215441

>>2214568
It’s like earrings back. It just smells quickly because of dead skin cells. I also clean it with q tips and peroxide and dry it, it still doesn’t smell good, but not bad either I guess.

I actually discovered that yeah you should actually clean your belly button when I was randomly looking at it and decided to start to dig. It was so fucking disgusting and smelly kek. But the sensation of putting your finger there also makes me feel nauseous , I don’t know why.

Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 09:20:11 PM No. 2215459

I’m taking a shit right now

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 11:32:28 AM No. 2216082

My poops consistently look like little rabbit pellets unless I’m on my period, and then its nightmare earth shattering asshole burning tier poop.

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 11:38:20 AM No. 2216089

>>2216082
I envy you

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 12:31:21 PM No. 2216171

>>2216082
Do you eat much, and do you eat much fiber and easily digestible foods like rice? It sounds like your system is missing the bulk of what structural and soft foods would fill out your digestion

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 01:43:48 PM No. 2216228

>>2216082
Pebble poop means you're dehydrated, it dries out and turns into little pellets. Maybe you eat or drink more on your period

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 01:59:20 PM No. 2216239

I have to shit so bad

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 05:22:28 PM No. 2216605

They shut off my wtaer for the day and I had to shit super bad. I live in the middle of nowhere, like absolutely nowhere, I am also on my period. I just decided to shit in my bowl and unfortunately, it will have to sit until 7 pm.

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 10:28:02 PM No. 2217328

my armpits stank

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 06:08:20 AM No. 2217700

>>2216171
I eat a lot more than I used to, however my diet is pretty shitty kek. It’s not always pellets but for the most part, yeah. I used to always have constipation but that’s been switched out for tiny poops. I try to eat more fiber considering. What foods are the best (aside from rice) to get more girthy shits?

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 05:23:29 PM No. 2218175

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I've been trying to figure out why my vagina smells so familiar, I finally figured it out. It smells like the model magic clay, I've only used it like once but I guess the smell is stuck in my brain. It actually smells really good.

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 05:26:40 PM No. 2218176

>>2218175
my pussy smell like weed lol

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 12:40:47 AM No. 2218972

>>2217700
Oatmeal and broccoli have a lot of fiber

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 12:55:21 AM No. 2219002

I’m so fucking horny rn and I’ve been at work all day. I wanna fuck a women I wanna get strapped I want her to pin me against the wall ughhhhbbbb

Anonymous 10/23/24 (Wed) 01:05:06 AM No. 2219022

>>2218176
Same and I haven't smoked in years

Anonymous 10/24/24 (Thu) 03:33:18 AM No. 2220725

IM SHITTING SO HARD IM SWEATING AND MY STOMACH FEELS LIKE ITS ABOUT TO EXPLODE AGHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous 10/24/24 (Thu) 03:34:53 AM No. 2220727

>>2220725
it feels like this has been cooking up for decades Holy shit ow

Anonymous 10/24/24 (Thu) 03:45:36 AM No. 2220731

>>2220727
okay i'm done whew I feel good

Anonymous 10/24/24 (Thu) 03:59:08 AM No. 2220744

I got my first vibrator after putting it off for a while because I felt I never really needed one and oh my god. I get it now. this is amazing

Anonymous 10/24/24 (Thu) 06:02:43 AM No. 2220828

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Full offense, but the trannies' idea of girl horny makes no goddamn sense to me because when I masturbate and orgasm I shake like I'm having a grand mal seizure and make down syndrome retard noises. One time I went at it a little too hard and bashed my head into my wall.

Anonymous 10/24/24 (Thu) 10:05:30 AM No. 2220895

>>2220828
so its a orgspazim? kek

Anonymous 10/24/24 (Thu) 10:52:09 AM No. 2220930

A few days ago I pooped really hard and the shit was way too big for my ass and it still hurts.

Anonymous 10/24/24 (Thu) 11:50:26 AM No. 2220972

Monica bBllucci was so fucking sexy I want to breathe her unadulterated crotch scent through an oxygen mask until I pass out

Anonymous 10/24/24 (Thu) 10:03:29 PM No. 2221591

I refuse to believe anyone telling me they're horny and nothing else when ovulating. All I get when I ovulate is a sharp pain in one of my ovaries and I bleed enough to ruin my clothes if I don't wear a pad. It hurts enough to turn me off even more than usual. I hate this so much.

Anonymous 10/24/24 (Thu) 10:04:46 PM No. 2221594

>>2221591
You bleed when you ovulate…?

Anonymous 10/24/24 (Thu) 10:06:17 PM No. 2221595

>>2218176
My pussy smells like cheese. Like some sharp, tangy cheese. Not musky, straight up cheese scented. I'm kind of obsessed with smelling it. It smells good to me tbh.

Anonymous 10/24/24 (Thu) 10:09:34 PM No. 2221598

>>2221594
Yes, I saw a doctor for that when it started a few years ago and she told me it was normal and it happens to a lot of women. Ultrasounds back then didn't show anything strange at all. There are times when it's a lot of blood, sometimes barely anything but I always forget about it so I had to go back home today with a stained pair of jeans, I was wearing a long coat so nobody knew but still. I have to wash it again.

Anonymous 10/25/24 (Fri) 11:06:24 PM No. 2223829

My cat insists on joining me to the toilet and everytime I fart, he responds. On a bad day, he has whole ass conversations with my farts, thinking I use them to communicate god knows what with him. He's always so eager too, my poor sweet dumbass.

Anonymous 10/25/24 (Fri) 11:12:26 PM No. 2223838

>>2221598
>doctor told me it was normal
>There are times when it's a lot of blood,
>had to go back home today with a stained pair of jeans
Tranny larp confusing periods with spotting. Otherwise you're extremely retarded and need to see a proper doctor.

Anonymous 10/25/24 (Fri) 11:13:11 PM No. 2223841

>>2221595
Mine reminds me of hot and sour soup. I think it smells delicious

Anonymous 10/26/24 (Sat) 12:27:39 AM No. 2223954

>>2221598
Fire your doctor, they’re retarded. Light spotting during ovulation is normal, if you’re having what you’d consider a second day flow it could be serious.

Anonymous 10/26/24 (Sat) 12:47:19 AM No. 2223981

i like popping blackheads and then eating them

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 12:13:12 AM No. 2227042

why do we as lactose intolerant people do this to ourselves at any given opportunity

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 01:17:00 AM No. 2227153

>>2223838
>>2223954
I'm not bleeding nearly as much as when I'm on my period though when that happens, a panty liner is usually enough for that but there are months when I need a pad just for one day instead because a panty liner isn't enough. I can't get a new gp for that right now, they're all too busy right now with a whooping cough epidemic so it would take me at least one month to get an appointment, and several gynecologists said they didn't see anything wrong. All I remember is that spottings started happening when I just recovered from covid.

>Tranny larp confusing periods with spotting
At this point I'm not sure if you're accusing me of being a tranny or my doctor and I really don't care. I mentioned ultrasounds but I didn't have any other tests after that one so maybe the gynecologists were neglectful, who knows.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 01:17:50 AM No. 2227156

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my bf got me into dbz and consequently i am really into vegeta and now he's slightly jealous that i keep fangirling over him and his stupid sexy hairline. but i think if i don't stop then in the long run my bf will develop vegeta personality traits so i'm just not gonna stop

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 01:21:49 AM No. 2227163

>>2227156
heroic nonny, i had a crush on goku when i was little.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 01:26:36 AM No. 2227171

>>2227163
keep your fingers crossed for me, i think i'll be able to make my bf vegeta in the future. apparently women massively prefer vegeta over goku or other characters. are we just hypnotized by his bad boy charms? personally i like seeing those rare moments of sweetness/spaghetti amidst all the peacocking…

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 01:31:50 AM No. 2227178

>>2227156
holy shit are you me kek, also recently got into db because of my bf constantly comparing it to naruto,shounenslop i also really like, and i wanted to see how the comparisons hold up for myself. Now I cant stop myself from reading old goku/vegeta doujins

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 01:43:10 AM No. 2227189

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>>2227178
how could they do this to us nonna??? honestly its their own fault. they should've known better. if they like the characters so much knowing how harmless they are then why wouldn't we like them just as much if not more KEK

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 01:53:29 AM No. 2227198

>>2227153
How old are you? Make an appointment with another doctor even if it’s a month from now. When you see her tell her you’re worried about it and it’s starting to affect your daily life so you want to make absolutely certain it’s not something serious. Ask if there’s a way to rule any serious problems out (ultra sound?pap if you haven’t had one already) and if not ask why she’s so certain it isn’t anything serious.
What you’re describing still sounds like it’s within the bounds of normal (one of my sisters has to triple up her panty liners sometimes).

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 02:38:54 AM No. 2227235

>>2227156
>but i think if i don't stop then in the long run my bf will develop vegeta personality traits
KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK godspeed on your quest to vegeta-fy him

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 03:21:40 AM No. 2227285

You know when you fart but you're sitting down so the air can't escape and the fart kind of travels up your ass and feels like a little fart bubble? That's kinda weird right, yeah. Fart bubbles.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 03:38:37 AM No. 2227299

>>2227156
KEK, love you nonny

>>2227171
>are we just hypnotized by his bad boy charms?
I don't think it's just because he's a "bad boy", Vegeta is one of the best male tsunderes ever and some of his most iconic moments are when he cries, it's only natural he'd be super popular with women.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 04:01:58 AM No. 2227311

>>2227285
Mine always goes the other direction.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 04:05:34 AM No. 2227315

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>>2227156
It's Future Trunks for me.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 04:49:04 AM No. 2227343

When I squeeze out a big keratin plug, I like to squish it against the mirror.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 08:16:53 AM No. 2227437

>accidentally piss myself a little while jumping up and down last night
>no change of cloth
>wash it off to avoid bad smell
>next morning
>it's still wet
I already feel so gross since my hoodie stinks for not drying properly last time, and on top of that I have a 3 hour train ride today, I can't wait to be home.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 08:26:56 AM No. 2227451

>>2227156
I’m so sad a man is what got you into dbz how bleak

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 09:44:38 AM No. 2227524

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>>2227156
you QUEEN nonny. i hope your boyfriend achieves vegeta levels of tsundere cuteness.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 09:45:09 AM No. 2227525

>>2227198
I'm 30 right now. So I started having this issue when I was 26/27 more or less, but as I said it doesn't happen every month, it's more like half of the time.

>Ask if there’s a way to rule any serious problems out (ultra sound?pap if you haven’t had one already)
I'm a virgin so gynecologists refused to give me a pap smear. That's the reason why I did ultrasounds back then but it's been a few years so maybe results could be different right now. I'll see what I can do.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 10:25:04 AM No. 2227551

>>2227156
Fucking based

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 10:39:05 AM No. 2227567

>>2227156
I was more of a Goku girl (specifically his SS4 form in GT) but Vegeta was great too, I can definitely see him being popular with women since he's shown loving his wife a lot. They gave us good content with Super Broly as well, though I enjoyed him in the original movies too because he beats the shit out of everyone and I got to see muscular men in tattered clothing drammatically faiting. Women into DB really are a blessing.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 12:48:18 PM No. 2227639

My gf recently complimented me on how clean my ears are.
And genuinely, it made me realize that I really look down on people who do not wash their ears. Especially so-called high-maintenance people. All it takes is some warm shower water and to scrunch/rub it a bit with your hand over and behind. It's not that hard! I am genuinely repulsed when a nicely-groomed person forgets to wash their ears.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 08:53:24 PM No. 2228327

At this point I'm getting used to living with stomach pain and diarrhea.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 09:04:45 PM No. 2228331

Picked a scab and ate it, it had the consistency of plastic, wtf.

Anonymous 10/28/24 (Mon) 11:18:38 PM No. 2228440

i think my pubic bone juts out more than average and i kinda have fat lips for a bone thug which gives the illusion of a bulge when i wear underwear kek especially when i wear pads. it looks INSANE… i thought it was my bush doing this but i trimmed it recently and the effect is still there. i don't have an "outie" so it's not my inner lips either but it just looks so normal with nothing noticeably out of the ordinary with clothes off imo… i remember this one time my classmate jokingly poked me in the vagina with a ruler while i was laying down and chilling in p.e to tell me i have a "cute squishy pussy" KEKKK i'm a lescel so idk how much of this benefits me really

Anonymous 10/29/24 (Tue) 05:18:51 AM No. 2228948

>>2228440
I don't believe anyone ever told you that.

Anonymous 10/29/24 (Tue) 10:44:38 AM No. 2229122

>>2228440
Hawt

Anonymous 10/29/24 (Tue) 01:21:26 PM No. 2229362

>>2228440
hot

Anonymous 10/29/24 (Tue) 05:08:27 PM No. 2229721

This uti won't go away also my chin whiskers be growing so fast I will pluck it and it's back the same length in 24 hours. I've got to have some hormone shit going on especially with how I gain weight if I'm not skipping meals and literally starving every waking moment

Anonymous 10/29/24 (Tue) 05:27:16 PM No. 2229740

>>2229721
so sorry for your UTI, they are the worst
how long have you had this one for?

Anonymous 10/30/24 (Wed) 05:25:04 AM No. 2230572

>>2229721
I can handle any and all types of pain but a UTI makes me seethe to no end. Go get some antibiotics nonnie, if you can. I also recommend bearberry tea, it doesn't cure it but it helps with the symptoms.

Anonymous 10/30/24 (Wed) 08:37:51 PM No. 2231713

I have this kink that I'm ashamed of having and that is that I love being groped and even more in public there's just something so hot about a pair of strange hands exploring your body even it's above clothing. IRL it only has happened to me once and while I had men after discovering I had this kink, I just have never told anyone about this specially because it kinda sounds like I'm into being raped or something but now that I'm riding the bus more often to get home after work maybe this is my chance of fulfilling this weird and degenerate fantasy.

Anonymous 10/30/24 (Wed) 09:26:28 PM No. 2231802

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>>2231713
And then you turn around to see who groped you and you’re met with this. So hot.

Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 02:38:07 AM No. 2232506

I was lactating slightly only from my left boob for like a year only if I squeezed but it went away. Never preg and no birth control but I do yoyo diet

Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 04:00:34 AM No. 2232750

>>2232506
isn't that a sign of breast cancer?

Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 10:00:05 PM No. 2233661

For months now I’ve been physically horny but not mentally horny. It’s torture. My vagina’s libido is off the fucking charts but my mind is not interested. It’s so hard to get off, but I wind up having to try, because my clit will literally twitch all day long if I go too many weeks without cumming. I hope my mental libido comes back some day because this is so unfun to deal with.

Anonymous 11/01/24 (Fri) 07:41:30 PM No. 2235000

Favorite thing to do when I get off work is take my socks off, rub finger between toes to remove toe jam, then take a BIG whiff.

Anonymous 11/01/24 (Fri) 09:47:57 PM No. 2235134

>>2235000
Please say psych.

Anonymous 11/01/24 (Fri) 09:50:41 PM No. 2235138

>>2233661
Update: I had a horny dream that like a dozen men were visiting me one by one in a hotel room and having sex with me but I would refuse to look at them and faced away. I was doing this willingly. The sensation still felt great though this idea is not hot at all to me IRL so WTF. Maybe only the idea of the sensation is appealing.
Am I possessed by a demon? Why did I have this dream??

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 07:46:56 AM No. 2235641

I'm shitting all of the shit I couldn't shit this last week, somehow getting my period made my diarrhea stop? So I couldn't shit properly, but now that my period stopped I can't stop shitting.
Make it go back to normal already.

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 01:48:20 PM No. 2235782

Premenstrual constipation all week finally gave way to epic period shits. Thank you Lord.

Anonymous 11/04/24 (Mon) 05:30:31 AM No. 2238129

I disregarded all social norms and took a huge dump at work when I noticed there was another person silently waiting for me to leave in the stall before me so she could go first.
This is the most feminist thing I have done in ages.

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 02:58:24 AM No. 2239920

i accidentally dropped my ear bud into my coffee and i didnt notice until i came back from getting a napkin… i shouldnt have looked cause there was ear wax gunked up in the bud i still drank it anyways, im not wasting a cup of coffee i paid for

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 03:17:41 AM No. 2239943

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My vagina started leaking watery discharge after my period. I can feel it dripping down my legs. If it soaks through my pants I’m killing myself.

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 03:30:03 AM No. 2239952

>>2239943
I feel guilty for enjoying your post so much
gl

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 04:08:52 AM No. 2239978

>>2239952
What

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 05:19:07 AM No. 2240035

just masturbated to an actor and i feel awful, like a terrible pervert. whenever im ovulating or bored i get an immense urge to do it, in this case it was both

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 05:49:36 AM No. 2240081

>>2239978
Ate an edible and it made me laugh from the frontpage, but it sounds hellish too

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 06:02:23 AM No. 2240090

Been getting so horny lately and started thinking to just fuck anyone I see

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 06:42:53 PM No. 2241048

Got so stressed it gave me diarrhea and a cold sore. Dope as fuck.

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 07:29:48 PM No. 2241127

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I've been on prozac 20mg for less than a month, and while I still get horny, it's becoming difficult to orgasm. I didn't believe people when they said it causes sexual issues.

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 07:27:25 AM No. 2243788

I CAN'T STOP FARTING

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 09:35:40 AM No. 2244290

Some girl i know pegs men in the ass and one time she got a severe ear infection because shit got in her ear. She openly talked about this online, i don't get how she's not asahmed at all about some nasty man's shit being in her ear!

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 10:31:37 AM No. 2244371

>>2244290
I don't have any words to describe how this makes me feel besides horror and despair

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 10:38:36 AM No. 2244386

>>2244290
She pegs people… With her ears…?????

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 11:13:47 AM No. 2244457

>>2240035
who was it?

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 11:26:47 AM No. 2244488

>>2244290
How the fuck does that even happen?

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 02:01:15 PM No. 2244827

>>2244386
noo with a dildo, but i guess shit was on her hands when she scratched in her ear.

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 07:07:18 PM No. 2246049

>>2244457
harris dickinson. i find him plain faced but something evil awakened inside of me

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 08:35:46 PM No. 2246311

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My mom just caught me reading smut but she pretended like she didn't see anything. Embarrassing but it dug up a memory I wish I could wipe from my mind for good. When I was a teen and still living with my grandma, she loved crotcheting especially amigurumi dolls and sometimes she would put them in my room. She onced made a cute pair of twins and I would use either one them and stuff their face in my pussy and pretend it was one of my husbandos eating me out. I was horny and had no toys so I didn't think it was a bit deal. I would usually clean their faces with some wet wipes and a little bit of alcohol and it looked ok. At some point I stopped cleaning them right after using them cause whats the point, she hardly ever looked at the dolls after making them and tossing them in my room. Well one day, she came to my room to talk to me about something and she had for some reason to pick one of the twins. The doll was clearly stained with cum. When she saw it, she paused, her face dropped, put it back, and kept talking to me like nothing happened. I felt so ashamed at that moment.If it was a piece of clothing or a sex toy, whatever but it was one of the dolls she spent hours making. If you caught your grandaughter doing this shit would you think she is a degenerate? I'm thankful that she didn't say anything but I still wonder what she thought at that moment.

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 08:37:58 PM No. 2246321

>>2246311
Maybe she thought it was snot

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 08:39:09 PM No. 2246325

>>2246311
I just imagesearched amigurumi dolls and you are SICK

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 08:48:49 PM No. 2246373

>>2246311
This made me laugh I'm so sorry nonnie

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 09:01:54 PM No. 2246439

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>>2246311
anon what the fuck is wrong with you

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 09:04:45 PM No. 2246457

>>2246311
lmao anon im so sorry but it is kind of funny…if i was a mom and my daughter did that with something i made, i'd be sad, but just realise that teens b teens and i was freaky with myself at that age anyway…it's probably way in the past

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 09:17:40 PM No. 2246514

>>2246311
>would rub crocheted doll head on pussy to stimulate husbando oral sex
This is so strange, like did you seriously get off on this???? How did you not cringe mid shoving yarn doll in crotch???? And you let the cum dry on them????? Anon…

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 09:21:53 PM No. 2246537

had an ex-boyfriend that cheated on me. his best friend knew and said to ex, "you tell her or i will"
said best friend has now fallen for me. we had relations while i was on my period. he shot cum directly into my eyeball
afterwards i dragged my vag from his dick to his chest and completely covered him in my period blood

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 09:25:46 PM No. 2246557

>>2246311
>Amigurumi
200 hours of community service and a shame circle at minimum.

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 09:45:07 PM No. 2246639

>>2246514
yeah like wouldn't the yarn feel uncomfortable?

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 10:40:20 PM No. 2246813

>>2246514
I would wet it or use cream.

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 11:25:26 PM No. 2246903

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>been into sudoku and similar puzzles games a lot lately
>play increasingly higher difficulties of sudoku whenever i'm waiting for something or not sure what to do
>masturbating the other night
>close my eyes
>sudoku grids appear and my autist brain starts solving them instead of focusing on orgasming
>it keeps happening if i don't force myself to think about the fantasy i had in my head

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 11:28:16 PM No. 2246907

>>2246903
KEKKK

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 11:56:45 PM No. 2246963

>>2246903
Kek it's called Tetris syndrome, that's hilarious

Anonymous 11/07/24 (Thu) 04:40:31 PM No. 2248583

>>2246963
It having a name is funny as fuck. Fascinating that they used it in real psychotherapy, though.

Anonymous 11/07/24 (Thu) 05:07:39 PM No. 2248631

I probably make the whole gym smell like pussy when I’m doing legs. I feel bad about it but what else am I supposed to do? I sweat.

Anonymous 11/07/24 (Thu) 10:07:47 PM No. 2249256

>>2248631
Powerful, honestly. Head up, nona, don't let your Stacy crown fall.

Anonymous 11/07/24 (Thu) 10:52:04 PM No. 2249357

the feeling of blood sliding out of me makes me sperg

Anonymous 11/07/24 (Thu) 11:26:09 PM No. 2249405

I just wanna be fucked. I want to be fucked so bad. I want someone sliding in and out of me until I'm rubbed raw and am breathless in a way a dildo or vibe can't and I fucking hate it because I don't even want it and I don't have anyone to fuck but the thought of it is wetting me up. Like damn I hate my own sporadic random sexual urges because most of the time it's just repulsion or flatlining and then sometimes the fucking horny kicks my ass

Anonymous 11/08/24 (Fri) 04:08:09 PM No. 2250557

I don't wear underwear and don't see the point of it. Even on my period I just wear tampons and baggy pants. I don't really experience discharge unless I 'push' it out. I love not wearing underwear.

Anonymous 11/08/24 (Fri) 04:49:07 PM No. 2250623

>>2246537
Horrible

Anonymous 11/08/24 (Fri) 05:57:32 PM No. 2250787

>>2246903
kekkkkk this happened to me but with nonograms

Anonymous 11/09/24 (Sat) 04:59:58 AM No. 2251915

i don't like when i fart while i'm wearing a pad and it send a shockwave through my pad

Anonymous 11/09/24 (Sat) 09:18:27 PM No. 2252835

i finally pooped after a week long binge, thank you poop gods for blessing me

Anonymous 11/09/24 (Sat) 09:22:39 PM No. 2252845

>>2252835
How the heck do you binge for a week and not poop once? usually eating gets my bowels moving

Anonymous 11/09/24 (Sat) 09:52:24 PM No. 2252905

>>2252845
my digestive system is completely fucked. i considered buying laxatives or throwing up but i'm scared to death of it and the possibility of diarrhea. i made chia pudding last night because i read that it helps you poop so i ate it five? hours ago and it finally happened. 10/10 recommend

Anonymous 11/10/24 (Sun) 02:45:34 PM No. 2253939

I can't stop farting deadly stinkers

Anonymous 11/10/24 (Sun) 07:15:31 PM No. 2254320

My body is really weird and whenever I'm in the kitchen and use the sink or filtered water dispenser I need to pee. While I was making tea I thought I could hold it in but while I was pouring the kettle into the cup I dead ass peed myself. It trinkled down to my slipper.

Anonymous 11/10/24 (Sun) 09:12:52 PM No. 2254516

>>2254320
When I lived with my parents my mom installed a fountain in the living room so I stopped spending time in it and the salon (sitting room? lounge? the room where you socialise with guests) connected to it because the trickling sound would make me want to pee
I now have a cat that doesn't like to drink from a bowl but prefers running water. I understand that it's a self-preservation instinct. But I'm not getting a cat fountain that'll make me want to pee all the time when I enter that space. I let him jump on the sink and drink from the faucet

Anonymous 11/11/24 (Mon) 03:45:52 PM No. 2255812

I'm actually going to tard rage this shit in my butt will not come out. Gonna have to bring out the poop stool.

Anonymous 11/11/24 (Mon) 10:02:56 PM No. 2256398

I have intense caregiver fatigue towards my elderly dogs so I do little voices for them and act like they are saying nice things to me so I don't go completely insane and beat them to death. I make a voice like one says like an old man with dementia "Oooh I love my mom, I love America, did you know??" like he's educating me and I go yes thank you I know. I am under so many layers of cope to cope with the rage

Anonymous 11/11/24 (Mon) 10:20:11 PM No. 2256421

>>2256398
Holy shit. I can understand your frustration, and this is a weird thing to say about someone's else's dogs, but thank you for your every day sacrifice taking care of those pooches. Frustration, anger and fatigue are totally natural, even feeling like you just want to punch their little faces in is natural lmfao, I used to have a very vocal female cat and sometimes I wanted to slap her upside her little head. But feeling that way isn't wrong, it's your actions that matter, and you're clearly a loving pet owner.

Anonymous 11/11/24 (Mon) 10:56:08 PM No. 2256512

I need to buy an actual butt plug I've been using an old lipstick and I just had to try and dig it out for 5 minutes because it wouldn't come out.

Anonymous 11/11/24 (Mon) 11:36:18 PM No. 2256591

>>2256512
What the fuck

Anonymous 11/12/24 (Tue) 02:36:46 AM No. 2256809

>>2256512
You need a flange/flared base on anything you stick up your butt nonnie. Let discount NCIS Abby tell you all about it.

Anonymous 11/12/24 (Tue) 07:26:03 AM No. 2257113

browsing lolcow while awake during the middle of the night trying to sleep but it’s so uncomfortable trying to sleep because blood keeps gushing out of my vagina and it’s hard to stop the bleeding from go anywhere else but in the pad

Anonymous 11/12/24 (Tue) 10:49:25 AM No. 2257189

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whenever my bush gets long enough to coil into one small curl i can't help but see picrel in it

Anonymous 11/12/24 (Tue) 08:58:37 PM No. 2257765

I have so little sensitivity in my body nothing feels good nothing is sexually gratifying. My body feels completely useless I fantasize about getting raped and murdered (in either order) so often I just hope that someone gets some enjoyment out of my body before I pass.

Anonymous 11/12/24 (Tue) 08:59:34 PM No. 2257767

>>2257189
Playing with your bush is so comforting kek

Anonymous 11/12/24 (Tue) 09:02:21 PM No. 2257779

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>>2257113
Have you tried period panties nonna? I don’t have a big flow but I like to wear them during the night and I wear boxers on top of them.

Anonymous 11/12/24 (Tue) 09:04:34 PM No. 2257791

>>2256512
Should you not use something with a base kek, that’s how you end up in the hospital like thsoe scrotes with remotes and coke cans up their ass.
>oh I just slipped!
With your ass wide open and naked sure kek. Nonna do you want to experience that kind of humiliation?

Anonymous 11/12/24 (Tue) 09:09:44 PM No. 2257808

>>2257765
Get a grip woman! Work on your self-esteem. Anything that feels even the tiniest bit nice is best for your body. Drinking a warm drink on a cool morning, the feeling of water when you swim, baking something good.

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 12:30:34 AM No. 2258151

>>2257189
I hate it when it does this, I like it bushy

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 04:36:32 AM No. 2258495

>>2257189
>>2257767
Yessssss I love my bush so much the curl is so cute

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 04:51:58 AM No. 2258508

>>2257189
The moment this happens is the moment i get my electric shaver out and get rid of it because it irritates me. Shaving it off is the most satisfying thing. Plus it's a distraction because i will keep fiddling with it.

Anonymous 11/13/24 (Wed) 01:06:34 PM No. 2258773

Boric acid suppositories have changed my life. I had chronic BV that wouldn’t go away despite every attempt to rid of it. It was super annoying and I wasn’t even sexually active much- when I was it got worse. One single suppository and my pussy smells like nothing. I pulled my finger out the day after it dissolved and there was zero scent. It’s been a week and it still smells like nothing, maybe a faint normal pussy smell. Hallelujah I am so goddamn happy. You’re supposed to supplement with probiotics after to help build back good bacteria but every body is different and if it’s doing just fine then leave it. I have no period due to my IUD and it’s such a relief to have the reproductive system I had before puberty when things just felt comfy and normal.

Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 01:08:43 AM No. 2259708

I just know I will have to shit a third time because I can relax in my bed and get cramps instead of having them in the bathroom because I'm paranoid she can hear me with her room being attached, and she can be so bitchy about her night time and rumours

Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 03:25:15 AM No. 2259898

>>2231802
I wouldn't mind it

Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 04:01:10 AM No. 2259956

I miss doing my kinky gay roleplays with my friends. The ones I used to do with have lost touch over the years. I broke up with my gf this month so I'm extra lonely and horny LOL

Where do people even go for OCs and RPing these days? I just wanna write about twinks getting fucked by mean guys with someone

Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 04:04:27 AM No. 2259960

>>2259956
Isn't that just any discord server

Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 04:07:19 AM No. 2259965

>>2259956
Let's tango, nonnie. I'm bored too.

Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 04:08:55 AM No. 2259970

Today I saw two tall people accepting at award from their very short boss. They two tall people high fived each other in their photo with the boss standing between the two of them. My immature mind just thought “Eiffel tower hehe”.

Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 12:59:46 PM No. 2260351

>>2259956
>Where do people even go for OCs and RPing these days?
AI chatbots

Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 08:24:27 PM No. 2260872

>>2260351
That’s fucking sad.

Anonymous 11/14/24 (Thu) 08:28:31 PM No. 2260877

>>2259956
VR Chat is the cursed version of this which came back wrong.

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 06:24:34 AM No. 2261515

I love how after a good masturbation session if I get up and walk around while my pussy is still all puffed up and engorged, it feels so nice and satisfying with every step. Feels like I’m treating my body right kek

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 01:38:05 PM No. 2261768

I hate that whenever I sneeze I pee myself a little, it's obnoxious at this point, I will have to wear a diaper or some shit. Today I almost shat myself too because I was sneezing, my allergies are flared as fuck so not even an antiallergic is helping me with this.

Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 01:51:18 PM No. 2261775

My poop smells like vinegar. What's going on? I didn't eat anything vinegary.

Anonymous 11/16/24 (Sat) 03:54:48 AM No. 2262572

Rinsing your coochie and getting rid of all that built up discharge is one of the most refreshing experiences there is. I always feel like a new woman.

Anonymous 11/16/24 (Sat) 03:57:12 AM No. 2262574

>>2261768
You urgently need to pelvic floor exercises.

Anonymous 11/17/24 (Sun) 11:32:54 AM No. 2264340

this aluminium free deodorant makes me smell so much worse than no deodorant i can't believe you guys tricked me into buying this shit.

Anonymous 11/17/24 (Sun) 02:14:41 PM No. 2264443

>>2259956
second life

Anonymous 11/17/24 (Sun) 09:22:35 PM No. 2264878

I see a lot of women talk about ovulation making them horny, and while it makes me needy and affectionate I think I'm sluttier during the days leading up to my period

Anonymous 11/17/24 (Sun) 10:07:17 PM No. 2264923

>>2264878
Ovulation would make me hate my ex bf. I thought of it as my body/mind trying to prevent unwanted pregnancy. Now that I'm single, it's the only couple of days I feel a bit horny.

Anonymous 11/17/24 (Sun) 10:37:34 PM No. 2264941

Oh my god, I love picking my nose. The pleasure of feeling boogers be stripped from my nostrils, I have a big nose so I can fit two fingertips in one nostril and I like to pluck it out, I feel so good afterI pick my nose and during. This is what makes life worth living.

Anonymous 11/17/24 (Sun) 11:14:18 PM No. 2264967

>>2264941
>fit two fingertips in one nostril
?!?!!?

Anonymous 11/18/24 (Mon) 12:07:33 AM No. 2265043

>>2264967
this is the benefit of being an ethnic big nosuprincess

Anonymous 11/18/24 (Mon) 01:19:19 AM No. 2265132

>>2265043
I have never even had the thought in life that ethinic bigunosu himes could fit two fingers in one nostril, if it helps. But couldn't that stretch your nose further? Jw

Anonymous 11/18/24 (Mon) 01:29:45 AM No. 2265143

>>2264941
Kekk I love this

Anonymous 11/18/24 (Mon) 01:47:49 AM No. 2265164

>>2264941
this but also I eat my boogers

Anonymous 11/18/24 (Mon) 03:23:51 PM No. 2265793

when i woke up today my nose was so clogged with snot i got out of breath trying to blow it and the lack of oxygen made me fall asleep again. fuck cold weather

Anonymous 11/18/24 (Mon) 03:53:14 PM No. 2265812

>>2265164
I discovered what they mean with the phrase "booger sugar"

Anonymous 11/18/24 (Mon) 04:45:23 PM No. 2265891

I literally just fucking pissed myself in my sleep

Anonymous 11/18/24 (Mon) 04:58:24 PM No. 2265908

>>2265164
Me too omg kindred spirit

Anonymous 11/18/24 (Mon) 05:18:21 PM No. 2265924

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I'm finally in the acceptance phase that fluoxetine is killing my pussy. Last night I stopped after a few minutes of trying to masturbate and accepted that it wasn't going to work. I just wish two things…1. that fluoxetine would also just get rid of the horny feelings. 2. That it would hurry up and fix my brain as fast as it broke my pussy.

Anonymous 11/18/24 (Mon) 06:36:54 PM No. 2266022

>>2265891
Same thing happened to me like two months ago and I was paranoid every fucking day for the next week or two that it'd happen again. The last time it happened, I was in elementary school. The human body is so retarded sometimes.

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 02:54:49 AM No. 2266571

I have a fuck document with eye color, dick size, age, name, race, performance/experience, and etc doxx in a word document for all of my sexual history. It has led to the downfall of one relationship but I refuse to delete it. It is color coded as well. Red for bad, yellow for meh, green for good and cyan for fantastic, and grey for didn't work out/very bad circumstances. I am afraid of forgetting stuff also I find it interesting to look back on. I want to make all of them in a sims village and watch them fight or something especially the midget

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 02:56:31 AM No. 2266576

>>2266571
Emily?!

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 03:00:29 AM No. 2266579

>>2266576
No but I'm pleased I'm not the only one

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 03:01:15 AM No. 2266580

>>2266571
I love this so much

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 03:07:22 AM No. 2266584

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>>2266571
You fucked a MIDGET?! Yeah, this really is the TMI thread.

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 03:08:21 AM No. 2266585

>>2266584
Yoo is she the one who slept with hotwheels / former 8chan admin? Kek

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 03:32:59 AM No. 2266606

>>2266585
Post removed but the legend of Barnaby lives on

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 03:34:32 AM No. 2266608

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Idk why anon deleted it. Live in your truth.

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 03:35:14 AM No. 2266611

>>2266608
Every time I overshare about my life on here I get banned for bait so I got paranoid

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 03:43:37 AM No. 2266618

>>2266608
So glad you saved it, thank u
>>2266611
Mods are hot and cold lately, but how many times were you baiting? Honest question kek

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 04:07:43 AM No. 2266643

>>2266571
i've seen this same text posted here before (almost) word for word

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 04:27:40 AM No. 2266671

Why must the vagina itch before period starts please tell me why

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 05:25:33 AM No. 2266702

I was sexually assaulted last February and for almost a year now I've been struggling with vulvodynia/recurrent yeast infections. After nuking it with OTC and prescription meds I had zero improvement but I recently started drinking kefir daily, eating Greek yogurt, and adding vitamin C to my diet. It's finally gone. Even my vulvodynia is improving. I'm finally recovering from the damage that filthy creature did to my body and I'm so happy

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 06:56:08 AM No. 2266751

>>2266702
congrats nona!!! so happy for you!!

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 06:14:02 PM No. 2267480

>>2266751
Thanks nonna! It's been a long journey but having the physical reminders disappear is such a huge weight off of me

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 05:47:33 PM No. 2268918

I got my period today and I was half awake when I went to go change my underwear, i walked around without anything on trying to find a pad and some new underwear before going back to sleep. I woke up and noticed a single blotch of blood on the floor that probably dripped out. weird.

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 07:31:53 PM No. 2269071

Not really sure what's up… But for the last week and a half my bootyhole has been in agony. Bowel movements normal, except that when I wipe it feels like.. Fucking razorblades. Going from burning pain to crazy itchy to sore to completely normal. Someone playfully spanked me the other day and it actually sent a little jolt up there. If I'm not better soon I guess I'll go to the doctor. Just feel kinda scared because I don't experiment with butt stuff or anything so like what the fuck is wrong with my ass suddenly

Anonymous 11/21/24 (Thu) 07:36:52 AM No. 2270140

does anyone's pad "gurgle" when they have heavy flow days? it gets annoying when the bubbles flow up to the ass crack and its hard to sleep when its marinating down there

Anonymous 11/23/24 (Sat) 11:25:36 PM No. 2274042

I took a whiff of my period underwear that has collected 3 days worth of flow and it smells like an opened can of sardines

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 02:09:33 AM No. 2274200

>>2274042
>>2270140
That's it, hiding thread

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 02:12:15 AM No. 2274202

>>2269071
That's possibly anal fissures or a hemorrhoid. I get anal fissures pretty often and it's no joke. I've never consented to anal, either. I've been getting them since I was 12 and I'm now 27.

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 02:12:43 AM No. 2274203

>>2274200
Well one of these is a moid.

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 02:55:36 AM No. 2274245

My pussy lips itch all the time. I've been to the gynecologist and she said it's psychological. How can an itch be psychological? I shower everyday, use cotton underwear, hang my underwear up to dry in the sun after washing it, and it's not a STI/STD because I'm a virgin. What is happening? I've had a yeast infection before and this isn't it. It doesn't even itch unless I scratch it, like when I'm cleaning myself with toilet paper after peeing. And once I start scratching it I can't stop. It's just in the inner lips. What is goig on???

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 03:00:25 AM No. 2274249

>>2274245
Do you use a lot of fabric conditioner?

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 03:10:21 AM No. 2274257

>>2274245
Rogue pubic hair?

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 03:16:05 AM No. 2274267

>>2274249
Not a lot. Can fabric conditioner cause irritation? I've never even thought about if I should use it or not while washing underwear.
>>2274257
I don't think I have any pubic hair on the bottom of my inner lips, which is the itchy part. I'll check though kek

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 03:24:54 AM No. 2274292

>>2274267
I haven't looked it up but I've noticed my clothes feel weird if I've used too much of it

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 03:31:38 AM No. 2274307

>>2274267
Yeah, I found a rogue one on the very edge and it was curling, causing a tickling sensation that would make me itchy for days even after I’d removed it. Now that fucker gets plucked every time it makes a reappearance.

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 03:42:17 AM No. 2274321

File: 1732419736880.png (1.31 MB, 1080x1075, pissingonthemoon.png)

I started trying to drink more water but it makes me piss weird. I have to push to get more of my piss out, only in some kind of short burts/trickles that makes me feel like I could just be stuck on the toilet doing this all day. It's like I can never fully empty my bladder. When I was younger I was actually hospitalized so they could do some tests on my kidneys and they had found I was born with hydronephrosis. They told me not to worry about it, if it's not causing problems but I wonder if this isn't related? I honestly have no clue because I've never seen a urologist or anything since because this has never caused any pain/discomfort/etc in any way. I would have never even known about this condition if they hadn't told me.

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 06:59:14 AM No. 2274503

>>2274200
>>2274203
I still wonder about that anon who ate seeds from her own shit a few threads ago

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 11:01:16 AM No. 2274590

>>2274307
>plucking pubic hair from your labia
Just imagining that made my pussy hurt.

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 03:48:47 PM No. 2274786

Can you trigger your period by orgasming repeatedly?

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 03:53:03 PM No. 2274792

>>2274786
yes but you need to do it at least 20 times in a row

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 05:24:20 PM No. 2274904

>>2274792
DA not true I have orgasmed 24 times in a row and it did not start my period

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 06:25:18 PM No. 2274967

>>2274503
I believe every other anon on here but that is the one anon I do not believe. It has to be a lie or a moid

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 01:21:02 AM No. 2275539

Just found out that fluoxetine supposedly lowers libido and it put my sex drive into perspective as I'm currently capable of masturbating 3-4 times in a day and during the times I was prescribed with fluoxetine I could only masturbate once per day, maybe one extra at night if theres enough time between sessions. Even medication could not withhold my constant horniness, having a vagina is both a blessing and a curse…

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 04:22:50 AM No. 2275733

File: 1732508570228.jpg (Spoiler Image,34.72 KB, 989x531, hszvft.jpg)

>fantasizing about characters having sex
>dad rips the loudest nastiest fucking fart I can hear clearly all the way from the other room
kill men

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 04:36:39 AM No. 2275739

File: 1732509398905.png (2.01 MB, 2349x1493, image.png)

just showered tonight after 4 days

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 04:53:31 AM No. 2275754

Popped a pimple near my butthole that's been there for months. Finally. So satisfying and clean.

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 06:18:52 AM No. 2275799

>>2275733
reminds me of the time i was spiraling and crying my eyes off and my dad drops an atomic bomb of a fart that offended me so bad i stopped crying on the spot and got my shit together.

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 07:09:07 AM No. 2275838

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I'm going back through some discord logs where I was openly thirsting for my then husbando and I am so fucking humiliated. I feel like a horned up beast, literal disgust at those texts. Now I'm not a catholic, so I don't whip myself after jerking off, but damn do I feel like a retard for saying all that shit around other people who aren't my close friends. The server used to be small when I was comfortable spouting most of that but now it's boomed in size so if anyone wanted to look they'd find me verbally gooning to a fictional moid. I've gone back on a mass deleting spree. Deleted the most egregious stuff as well as some of my nsfw art that I've posted, but I feel like the stain is forever there on my psyche. The worst part is I've completely lost my libido so that shit no longer even represents me but I could be easily viewed that way now by someone who saw that shit.

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 07:48:56 AM No. 2275851

i’ve decided to go back on my agreement to my fwb to shave my vulva. putting sharp objects near my genitals and risking ingrown hairs and irritation isn’t worth the pleasure it would give him to see me bare

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 08:05:01 AM No. 2275862

>>2275851
Honestly you shouldn't do anything you don't want to do for a fwb of all people kek. If they're only good enough to fuck but not good enough to date/commit to, you shouldn't bother doing anything just to please them. (obviously shouldn't do anything you don't want if you're in a relationship either, but that's especially true for a fwb imo)

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 08:10:53 AM No. 2275868

got my IUD inserted two weeks ago and I still have to deal with nasty brown discharge. I feel gross. I could get laid next weekend but if this hasn't calmed down by then there's no way

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 06:18:49 PM No. 2276249

scratching the scabs off my cuts is satisfying. they get mushy after i shower so after i just scrape them all off

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 07:04:23 PM No. 2276341

I started taking this supplement that I bought at Walmart for energy and focus. It works with a cup of coffee or a caffeine pill. But all of the individual supplements in the pill have a side effect of nausea or diarrhea or both. So yeah, that's me this morning, holding back vomit while I'm talking on the phone with a client, then telling my work group I'll be right back before sprinting into the bathroom and taking the most devastatingly disgusting dump. And I'm still pooping and still having waves of nausea and god dammit, I can't go home. Never ignore the advice to eat something before you take a supplement. I really regret not stuffing something in my face before I logged on.

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 07:07:38 PM No. 2276344

>>2275868
It will calm down! It took me about two weeks but it does eventually, u recommend panty liners until then

Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 08:34:53 AM No. 2277161

Whenever I'm constipated I drink enough caffeine from black coffee more toxic than fentanyl and it makes me gag and shake in pure anxiety but it works perfectly to get all the shit out

Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 06:47:38 PM No. 2277649

started not wearing underwear at home because for some reason I get really painful irritated skin/chub rub at the top inside of my thigh. my crotch gets very sweaty so the skin touches my damp underwear for hours a day at work so every night I'd be waddling around in pain because of the irritated skin near my crotch. not wearing underwear is such a relief and I haven't had any of that irritated skin in three days?! I still wear underwear at work though…

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 02:51:10 AM No. 2279726

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just had the worst period shit of my fucking life. i had no idea shitting could be THAT painful. i was in the bathroom for more than an hour. thank god it's over

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 03:46:36 AM No. 2279783

My pubic hair grows really straight and thick so it looks like my pussy has a little viking beard. Maybe I should trim it but I don't like it when it pokes through my underwear.

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 04:22:23 AM No. 2279836

>>2279783
braid it

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 04:34:57 AM No. 2279852

>>2275838
post coom clarity is real, not to be a fujo but I was watching TWD and I remembered Negans introduction being scary. However, when it did get to his part and hes roughing up Rick making him whimper, yknow intimidating the fuck outta him. Threatening to kill his people and make him watch was soo sexy, I don’t mean that in an edgelord way I was just ovulating. I straight up used that as wank material for 3 days. Thankfully I didn’t sperg about it to anyone I know, thats growth. May we break habits together, anon.

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 09:04:39 PM No. 2280765

Bled through my last pair of underwear and I forgot to do laundry this week. So now I'm free bleeding until the drying is done. Yay me.

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 10:46:13 PM No. 2280859

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I sometimes steal and wear my older brother's clothing because its very comfortable, and one night I was home alone and had some me time and I ended up touching myself wearing my brother's shirt. I was sniffing the musk like some freak. Never in my life had regretted something so much. I don't want to fuck my brother just to be clear.

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 10:49:33 PM No. 2280863

my inner labia always itches uncontrollably the last day of my period and it lasts for a good three days im going insane it'll end up looking RAW

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 11:39:40 PM No. 2280907

>>2279852
I'm happy for you, anon. That episode was so good, but near traumatizing to watch, so glad to hear some people got something positive out of it, kek. I actually like the show a lot for putting Rick and other men like Daryl in humiliating situations, like the time shortly after Negan's introduction where the trash queen has Rick stripped down so she can take polaroids of him. It's nice to see men being exploited in a post apocalyptic story for once.

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 12:29:01 AM No. 2280975

I mix up the feeling of having a full bladder to being horny. They're the same thing to me now. Fuuuuck.

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 12:31:05 AM No. 2280978

>>2280859
>sniffing the musk
What, like his cologne? Because that's fine, men have nice fragrances. But if you're talking about his sweat…anon…

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 12:40:44 AM No. 2280988

>>2280975
Been doing this since I can remember. Literally. One of my earliest memories is holding my bladder and wondering why it felt weird AKA horny. This is a very common female experience. I would just be careful not to hold it on purpose, nona. You could get an infection.

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 12:44:59 AM No. 2280994

>>2280975
Same and now I get UTIs multiple times a year. Sucks.

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 01:05:50 AM No. 2281017

>>2280975
I have the opposite feeling nonnas, when having sex i get the urgent urge to piss, not orgasm related, i genuinely have to get up and piss mid sex lmao

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 01:48:13 AM No. 2281051

>>2280863
this used to happen with me with Always brand pads. they feel like sand paper on my labia so i switched to tampons.

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 01:56:21 AM No. 2281064

>>2280975
Same
If I go pee, the horniness goes away.
If I go use a vibe, I pee when I cum but it feels really good so it's worth it

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 02:24:28 AM No. 2281103

>>2280975
same
i think it's because a full bladder hits the funny spot on the uterus if you press down on it right. i haven't gotten an UTI from this (yet)

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 02:28:37 AM No. 2281106

I can't stop farting, my belly is so full

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 09:08:48 PM No. 2282251

>>2275838
If god was real and he judged you on whether or not you jerk off to anime husbandos, it would have been decided I'm going to hell the moment I turned 12. I can't even count how many times I've jerked off to Oikawa from Haikyuu, Komaeda from SDR2, Dazai from Bungou Stray Dogs, several Hetalia characters, and countless others. Fuck.

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 09:17:13 PM No. 2282273

>>2282251
Which Hetalia characters? I jerked off to Alfred thrice today.

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 09:27:51 PM No. 2282302

>>2282273
Alot of them. South Italy, Spain, UK, Prussia, at least one of the Nordics, etc. Does that mean I've jerked off all over the world yet?

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 09:35:16 PM No. 2282312

>>2246311
KEK I used to have a Levi AoT Figure and rubbed my pussy on his face.

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 09:35:55 PM No. 2282313

File: 1732916154695.gif (2.42 MB, 498x373, nice.gif)

>>2282302
Daaaamn that's impressive, Ms Worldwide

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 09:40:08 PM No. 2282318

>>2282312
>used to
Please don't tell me you sold it to someone without disclosing what you did

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 09:46:31 PM No. 2282329

>>2282318
Nah I threw it away. I was a teen and I'm not into anime anymore.

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 10:14:59 PM No. 2282375

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>>2282273
Based taste nona

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 10:25:47 PM No. 2282397

>>2282375
This guy's so sexy I had to come here from the front page to get a better look at him

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 10:52:31 PM No. 2282451

File: 1732920751028.jpeg (833.99 KB, 1125x1295, 2F2419D1-1F1E-4990-A08E-8DF338…)

>>2282397
zhongerweiyuan is my favorite aph artist. She draws Alfred perfectly.

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 10:59:30 PM No. 2282466

>>2282451
Nona can you please post any new zhongerweiyuan art in the hetalia thread because I got locked out of my twitter account and can't be arsed to make a new one

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 11:03:56 PM No. 2282479

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>>2282466
I can but I don’t have Twitter either, I use nitter.poast.org to check on her. Give me a couple of hours to get to a computer and I can share though.

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 11:07:28 PM No. 2282488

>>2282479
Based gigastacy

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 11:21:28 PM No. 2282526

File: 1732922488372.jpg (278.09 KB, 550x550, a43b09abb77fe70d0ae52e1c9967d7…)

Based as fudge.

Anonymous 11/30/24 (Sat) 04:43:30 AM No. 2283427

>>2280978
hahaha….

Anonymous 11/30/24 (Sat) 07:48:43 PM No. 2284255

i have not showered and dont feel like doing so i just want to lie down in my bed and scroll

Anonymous 12/01/24 (Sun) 02:02:03 AM No. 2284618

I felt something weird in my nose so went to pick at it and kept pulling out what I can only describe as bloody snot clots

Anonymous 12/02/24 (Mon) 08:04:39 PM No. 2286996

Sometimes I really love farting biohazards. So satisfying.

Anonymous 12/03/24 (Tue) 07:28:30 AM No. 2287777

I lotion my asshole. Not because of any weird sex stuff but because the skin there gets uncomfortably dry when I wipe too much. also it can make pooing easier if you're really constipated

Anonymous 12/03/24 (Tue) 08:17:08 AM No. 2287799

>>2287777
Have you ever tried out a handheld bidet? You have to wipe waaaay less if you wash your asshole first.

Anonymous 12/03/24 (Tue) 05:44:23 PM No. 2288236

I have to poop but I’m at work and I don’t like pooping anywhere except my house. I have 8 hours to go until I clock out and get home… pray for me pls

Anonymous 12/03/24 (Tue) 09:58:52 PM No. 2288611

>>2288236
4 hours since this comment, how are you holding up, nonna?

Anonymous 12/03/24 (Tue) 10:12:10 PM No. 2288628

File: 1733263930393.jpg (95.36 KB, 467x465, 1000000267.jpg)

Im annoyed because I'm horny but I have 4 more hours of work left. I am remote so I could do something, but nowadays i require too much concentration and time to orgasm, so I must wait.

Anonymous 12/03/24 (Tue) 11:07:28 PM No. 2288682

>>2288628
The fruit that is picked last is yet sweeter

Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 01:40:11 AM No. 2288835

I go through shitting seasons where after I haven’t shat for a while, I shit multiple times a day for multiple days straight, and I feel like a clown’s magic pocket filled with infinite handkerchiefs. I just shat a more than twelve inch long solid log, it’s so impressive I wish I could show you, I can’t believe it came out of me. But the part I don’t understand is this is the 3rd time I’ve shat today, each time I shat a lot, and the same for the past few days, so WHERE is it all being stored? I am a pretty short woman, 5’3, and genuinely I am not saying this to brag but to get you to understand the picture, I weigh 110 pounds and wear size 2 pants. What I’m saying is I am not a big person. So I genuinely don’t understand where this shit is being stored up during the off season week(s). I don’t feel bloated ever, my pants always fit the same, WHERE is this mass being stored? Like I probably have shat at least a full shoebox amount of solid shit in the past day and a half. So how is it possible I had a full shoebox of shit (probably more) in my guts when I didn’t feel it or see it??? I seriously wish I could show you this shit just now, it’s outrageous. I don’t understand. It looks like a 6’5 beefy trucker stopped at a gas station and slid this thing out after a long day on the road. I genuinely want an explanation.

Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 02:18:51 AM No. 2288861

>>2288682
The best philosophers of our time are lurking amongst us on Lolcow.
Anyway, it's been 4 hours. I'm about to get down. And I hope that other anon can go home and poop now.

Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 03:57:13 AM No. 2288945

For some reason the stretchmarks on one of my buttcheeks just got super itchy and raised for seemingly no reason. It literally came out of nowhere.

Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 07:28:52 AM No. 2289065

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I’m learning to drive and for some reason it makes me giga horny whenever I do it especially when I make sharp turns, or grip the steering wheel, something about the physicality of it…

Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 09:38:11 AM No. 2289142

>>2289065
This sounds crazy and yet I somehow completely understand

Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 02:07:34 PM No. 2289267

I had root canal done by my shitty rude dentist and my fillings keep crumbling/straight up falling out and it leaves me with a hole in my teeth again and again. Couldn't be assed to have her fill it again for a while now because I hate going back there all the time. Thus food gets stuck in there a lot and I have to gargle with water after every meal, whatever, I got used to it.
Over the last few weeks I've had mild pain on the affected side, this week it got bad.
I tend to pick at the hole with bent paper clips to get stuff out and today I really went in to get to the bottom of it and after a while I unearthed something: a tomato seed that was fucking SPROUTING. No wonder I was in pain, wtf I feel disgusting…

Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 02:27:30 PM No. 2289279

>>2289267
>sprouting
This is the most horrified I've been in a long time. Fucking hell.

Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 04:00:50 PM No. 2289373

Big dick does resize your vagina. However I think that maybe not having a hung partner for a while could reset things. My bf made other guys obsolete, the one dude I used to bang felt like fingering when I retried him. Not cheating anymore because quite frankly there were only a few guys that are as hung and I already cut them off for not being that fun they were basically just robots with huge penises, no intimacy. It's just in my best interest to be faithful emotionally and physically

Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 04:35:47 PM No. 2289405

>>2289267
you need to get that fixed, nona, that's not safe. find a new dentist.

Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 05:13:52 PM No. 2289436

Just farted on my bf's dick so hard that it vibrated (we're fully clothed)

Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 07:59:46 PM No. 2289634

I love eating my dandruff.

Anonymous 12/05/24 (Thu) 03:59:25 AM No. 2290388

>>2288835
It’s still fucking going. I just had to flush three separate times mid-business because the toilet kept getting completely full of huge shit logs to the point of the stack not fitting in the water. How is this possible. Today has been even more insane than the previous few days and I was shell shocked BEFORE. Where is this all coming from????????? Where is it being STORED???? This is actually bothering me because I can’t figure out how this is possible.

Anonymous 12/05/24 (Thu) 04:06:36 AM No. 2290400

I keep having to go to the bathroom at work to scratch my asshole because it gets so itchy.

Anonymous 12/05/24 (Thu) 04:06:39 AM No. 2290401

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>>2290388
I’m trying to find answers but google is scaring me

Anonymous 12/05/24 (Thu) 04:06:46 AM No. 2290402

>>2290388
I had major bad constipation after a stint at a man's house and was so backed up I couldn't go until the 2nd day I was home and I was so shocked at what came out of me. I too wonder where the shit comes from. I couldn't believe it I also wanted to take a photo.

Anonymous 12/05/24 (Thu) 04:08:14 AM No. 2290405

>>2290388
Have you considered the opinion of a medical professional before all is lost?

Anonymous 12/05/24 (Thu) 04:30:31 AM No. 2290457

>>2290400
You have pinworms I swear to God you better be washing your hands

Anonymous 12/05/24 (Thu) 04:36:57 AM No. 2290477

>>2290457
Kek I was writing the same thing. I'm horrified not gonna lie, I know this is the TMI thread but jeez.

Anonymous 12/05/24 (Thu) 04:55:33 AM No. 2290521

>>2290477
It is not normal for sure. Horrifying if she's just spreading them around her workplace, gagging

Anonymous 12/05/24 (Thu) 06:28:40 AM No. 2290637

I hate when my poop splashes toilet water onto my skin

Anonymous 12/05/24 (Thu) 07:48:37 AM No. 2290691

>>2288945
Samefag, It happened again today! It must be something on my sheets, maybe my detergent? But it's weird for only one cheek to be getting itchy.

Anonymous 12/05/24 (Thu) 07:57:07 AM No. 2290696

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>>2290637
fun fact: there's actually a term for this disgusting phenomena, it's called poseidon's kiss

Anonymous 12/05/24 (Thu) 08:01:50 AM No. 2290706

>>2290696
Do the ice cubes actually work? That could be a great resolution to my over-usage of toilet paper from trying to prevent water splashing.

Anonymous 12/05/24 (Thu) 08:07:10 AM No. 2290711

>>2290696
i tried all these methods (except for A, E, and F) and it doesn't work, neither does laying toilet paper down. literally nothing works
>>2290706
but then you'd have to wait for the ice to melt or else it'll break your pipes

Anonymous 12/05/24 (Thu) 11:04:42 AM No. 2290817

My nose piercings smell so gross but I kind of like it.

Anonymous 12/06/24 (Fri) 01:36:55 PM No. 2292151

Fiber is a false temptress. She comes to you all "Look at me! I'm so good for you and you'll feel great after eating me." But then you have trail mix for breakfast ONE TIME and spend the next three days constipated and uncomfortable.

Anonymous 12/06/24 (Fri) 06:43:02 PM No. 2292672

>>2288236
sa I pooped at work for the first time today and I feel so much better. I was fighting for my life in there. I think I have poop shame. I just feel dirty afterwards and always try to schedule my poops before my showers. But damn my stomach feels so much better now.

Anonymous 12/06/24 (Fri) 06:43:30 PM No. 2292678

In the winter my lips get super dry and I like to pick them and collect the pieces of skin, wait a little bit until they dry and then touch them while they're all hardened and crusty

Anonymous 12/06/24 (Fri) 06:52:39 PM No. 2292714

>>2290711
>i tried all these methods (…) literally nothing works
just aim your poop so it lands on the "wall" of the toilet and not straight into the water. you'll have to clean it off but at least there won't be a splash
>>2292678
i like to eat the skin

Anonymous 12/06/24 (Fri) 08:02:40 PM No. 2292987

I made a spiced cranberry loaf today and I wanted to make some cream cheese frosting to glaze it. I was too lazy to dig out the powdered sugar so I just sweetened it with date syrup. It turned an unappealing color and the first thing that came to my mind was Shayna's mayochup saga. Trying to not let this ruin my loaf for me kek

Anonymous 12/07/24 (Sat) 12:18:42 AM No. 2293614

I accidentally kicked the corner of my coffee table a couple months ago and my pinky toenail fell off a few days later (I had to wiggle it out.) The ordeal had me really squeamish and I haven't looked at or felt my pinky toe since. I have no idea if a new nail has grown back

Anonymous 12/07/24 (Sat) 09:42:57 PM No. 2294966

I put on boxer shorts thinking my ovulation is over but I was wrong and now there's cold slime touching my inner thighs every time I move my legs in a certain way. Fun.

Anonymous 12/07/24 (Sat) 10:32:34 PM No. 2295124

Ffs I was masturbating and got an eyelash in my eye, now I have to build up again. I was even doing it to a new song I liked but now it feels like the song I chose is tarnished with this mood ruining eyelash kek.

Anonymous 12/08/24 (Sun) 02:53:51 AM No. 2295685

Discreet explosive diarhhea in the middle of the night at the in-laws. I’ve spent a long time on the toilet now, a steady fart-powered stream of shit, a near week’s worth. My bowels just don’t work normal. But I feel relieved now. There’s no pain, nausea or cramps, but I am numb thighs down.

Anonymous 12/08/24 (Sun) 04:15:31 AM No. 2295790

I'm on my period and a big ass chunk just came out of me and into the toilet. It looks like a damn fetus, if I fucked men i would think I just had a miscarriage.

Anonymous 12/08/24 (Sun) 05:43:25 AM No. 2295896

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>>2295790

Anonymous 12/08/24 (Sun) 05:47:03 AM No. 2295904

my pussy smells divine

Anonymous 12/08/24 (Sun) 06:01:01 AM No. 2295929

>>2295896
Nah it unfortunately wasn't. It was much too small and I've seen other chunks come out during my period. I did take a Pic of it and I would post buy I don't think anyone wants to see.

Anonymous 12/08/24 (Sun) 06:39:10 AM No. 2295988

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>Dogs throw my multivitamins on the ground
>Put them back in the bottle
>"Oh my god who cares if I die, I die. these vitamins were expensive fuck it!"
>Take a single one
>Next day waking up puking uncontrollably, literally diarrhea as I'm puking.
>Green liquid diarrhea cant eat anything. So weak and can barely get out of bed to use the restroom.
>Finally see doc when I'm less weak (i was weak and couldn't stand too long without the diarrhea)
>Gastroenteritis / food poisoning confirmed
>Literally food poisoned myself for being cheap and retarded
>Plans for the weekend ruined

Anonymous 12/08/24 (Sun) 08:51:44 AM No. 2296144

>>2295988
wtf anon, do you live in the animal enclosure from the beginning of Osmosis Jones?

Anonymous 12/08/24 (Sun) 09:44:34 PM No. 2297441

>>2295988
How did you get sick just from them getting dropped on the ground?

Anonymous 12/09/24 (Mon) 05:58:08 AM No. 2298578

I don't really hate when I have diarrhea and it's just me shitting all day long, I only hate it when something hurts while I have diarrhea.
In other words, I have diarrhea and I can't stop shitting, I won't go to work tomorrow.

Anonymous 12/09/24 (Mon) 07:08:03 PM No. 2299387

>>2162541
holy shit. are you me?

Anonymous 12/09/24 (Mon) 07:45:29 PM No. 2299553

>>2290401
Pooping too much is an obvious sign of ass cancer. I'm so sorry anon.

Anonymous 12/09/24 (Mon) 09:40:21 PM No. 2300062

I accidentally touched my lizards pee with my bare hand when I was cleaning up his enclosure. At least their pee is (mostly) solid so it wasn't too gross but still…ew.

Anonymous 12/10/24 (Tue) 02:04:11 AM No. 2300958

>>2149098
A few weeks ago a couldn't shit for a few days and I realized I ran out of laxatives. I had literally just got back from the pharmacy when I realized I forgot to buy some, and I didn't want to go out again. I was so uncomfortable, I decided needed to take matters into my own hands. I got creative and made a laxative drink out of whatever I could find in the kitchen. I took about 15 of these Chinese tea bags I got from the Asian Grocery store like 10 years ago and have been holding onto since. I put them all in a pot with about a litre of water and let it boil for 25 minutes. I then let it cool down to a nice lukewarm temperature and chugged it all.

I did in fact shit and I solved my problem, but about 10 minutes later I began violently vomiting as well, and I was shaking for the rest of the night. Let this be a warning Nonnas.

Anonymous 12/10/24 (Tue) 09:58:00 PM No. 2302598

I hate when I lose the urge to shit and I have to force myself to shit. Then the shit isn't a good solid shit. It's one of those sloppy shit that breaks apart and just falls out of your asshole. Unpopular opinion, I like to strain. Even when it hurts, i want to vomit when I think about lose poops flopping out of me.
for example, i had to use the bathroom, I went to the bathroom and as soon as my ass touched the seat (Which was warm because someone else used it before me), I lost all urge to shit.
So i went back to my room and i was so fucking frustrated because I know I HAVE to shit. I also don't like forcing myself to poop. But I had too, so I went back to the bathroom and thank god I was able to get a good solid one out.

Anonymous 12/10/24 (Tue) 11:54:01 PM No. 2302823

It would be kinda cool if men had cloacae like snakes. They just look so unsightly when they are wearing clothes and you can see their bulge(or even a boaner ew). I can't stand it. Even in art featuring idealized husbandos. I have nothing against dicks btw I just hate how they look when they are covered by clothes. If moids had cloacae that shit would be hidden inside their bodies unless the sex is happening obv.

Anonymous 12/11/24 (Wed) 03:52:19 AM No. 2303286

Cheap, rough, toilet paper made my asshole bleed today. Was already having a shit day but that was really the cherry on top

Anonymous 12/11/24 (Wed) 07:59:41 AM No. 2303555

>>2303286
sometimes i put a teeeeny tiny drop of lotion of the toilet paper, it sounds gross but honestly does wonders for the skin down there

Anonymous 12/11/24 (Wed) 12:23:42 PM No. 2303714

I thought a cup on the table had water in it so topped it off with diet coke but it was bong water I'd dumped out yesterday and I took 3 big gulps of diet coke bongwater

Anonymous 12/11/24 (Wed) 12:29:52 PM No. 2303720

>>2302598
You're going to give yourself hemorrhoids, without a doubt you will have a fully blown out asshole by your mid thirties

Anonymous 12/11/24 (Wed) 12:45:05 PM No. 2303735

>>2303720
Kind of disgusting

Anonymous 12/11/24 (Wed) 01:26:42 PM No. 2303775

>>2303720
I never had hermariods and my ass hole is fine.

Anonymous 12/11/24 (Wed) 04:21:45 PM No. 2303969

ate too much cabbage and now I'm constipated such is life don't eat a whole cabbage

Anonymous 12/11/24 (Wed) 05:06:22 PM No. 2304016

>>2162541
kekk same. For a good couple years in my early teens I would stand outside the shower and just lean my head in and wash my hair only. It's not even like I hated showers, I just didn't want to have my body be freezing cold when I got out. Tbf my parents kept the house cold as fuck

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 12:44:24 AM No. 2306087

I took off my panty liners before showering and did a quick sniff out of curiosity. My discharge smelled like baker's yeast in the most pleasant way possible, it's probably the nicest smell my pussy's ever produced. Apparently it doesn't mean anything is wrong, either, so it's nice to know that you can just smell like yeast down there because I love how fresh baker's yeast smells. It even made me want to bake something, kek.

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 08:54:06 PM No. 2306963

I just had the most terrifying experience in a public restroom right now. All I'm going to say is, I hate low flow toilets. The custodian was right there and I had to wait what felt like an eternity to get that sucker down.

Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 11:31:51 PM No. 2307104

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I found these weird ass earbuds in a relatives posession, and I almost lost it because I thought it was a damn sex toy. It was still In the box and it was packaged exactly like my rose toy, I think that's why I was so thrown off by it. also, no I wasn't snooping. I needed something and she had me go find it myself

Anonymous 12/14/24 (Sat) 12:06:22 AM No. 2307143

>>2307104
Before I read your comment I also assumed it was a weird sex toy. Reminds me of the time I was at my ex’s grandparents’ house and asked for some tylenol for a headache. Was told to look in the bathroom in X spot and to help myself. When I went to find it I instead found their extensive collection of various sexual lubricants, which was more info than I really needed about my ex’s grandparents’ active sex life.

Anonymous 12/14/24 (Sat) 08:06:26 PM No. 2307853

>trying to eat salad for lunch when im at work b/c i want to cut down my calorie intake
>cue horrible fiberous shits every day
i feel like im not absorbing any nutrients when this happens b/c once you introduce salad its like my body cant hold on to anything. i want to ~eat healthy~ but the after effects make me question if my digestive track is diseased or something

Anonymous 12/14/24 (Sat) 08:09:36 PM No. 2307858

>>2307853
it gets better with time ur body adjusts. gotta tough out the water poops nona ur digestive system will thank u for it later

Anonymous 12/15/24 (Sun) 06:17:27 AM No. 2308303

I masturbate to pictures of my ex boyfriend every day

Anonymous 12/15/24 (Sun) 07:10:24 AM No. 2308321

>>2308303
Man he cant be that hot…

Anonymous 12/15/24 (Sun) 07:44:55 AM No. 2308337

I love guys with nice round butts so much, I want to sink my teeth into them kek. If I see a cute guy I always check out if he has a nice ass, I need a bf with one, I'd have my hand there all the time

Anonymous 12/15/24 (Sun) 08:44:12 AM No. 2308373

i love to squeeze the sebaceous filaments on my nose until all there is left is blood

Anonymous 12/15/24 (Sun) 11:10:56 PM No. 2309208

Does anyone know why my butthole gets so dry and itchy

Anonymous 12/15/24 (Sun) 11:20:34 PM No. 2309234

>>2309208
Wiping too hard? Washing with strong soap? Idk, but a dab of jojoba oil and a thin layer of Vaseline does wonders for my itchy ass symptoms, try it out nona.

Anonymous 12/16/24 (Mon) 07:24:05 AM No. 2309678

I want to use my rose so bad but I'm trying to do my hair and I know if I use it I'm gonna be too tired to continue.

Anonymous 12/16/24 (Mon) 09:55:46 AM No. 2309717

i have ibs but i really wanted to eat malatang. it was just as spicy going out as it was going in

Anonymous 12/16/24 (Mon) 10:05:33 AM No. 2309718

5 am
Woke up for my 10 hour shift of walking around all day
Heavy period and diarrhea
Hate my life tbh

Anonymous 12/16/24 (Mon) 01:03:37 PM No. 2309795

I fucking hate having toenails and sweat and gunk accumulating in them

Anonymous 12/17/24 (Tue) 07:39:39 PM No. 2311805

Im at a sushi restaurant out in the open but I'm so fucking horny, the wooden bench feels sp good against my ass, i can't help it, should have worn pants today.

Anonymous 12/17/24 (Tue) 07:48:26 PM No. 2311814

I finally popped my disgusting pimple and a bunch of blood came out. It hurt so much but at least it wasn't a cyst so I won't have a scab on my face on Christmas.

Anonymous 12/17/24 (Tue) 11:30:07 PM No. 2312040

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I’ve been in denial about being lactose intolerant my entire life and just ignored it completely. I bought oat milk for my morning coffee recently and suddenly everything that I attributed to coffee shits just stopped. Despite this revelation I will continue to eat cheese regardless of the consequences.

Anonymous 12/17/24 (Tue) 11:33:59 PM No. 2312043

>>2312040
Pick up Lactaid pills.

Anonymous 12/17/24 (Tue) 11:45:27 PM No. 2312059

>>2311805
Naughty nona…

Anonymous 12/18/24 (Wed) 12:25:26 AM No. 2312100

I have a bartholin's cyst and this shit is so painful, I've been doing hot compresses and think it's draining now but fuck

Anonymous 12/18/24 (Wed) 12:52:43 AM No. 2312122

i blew my nose into a napkin and the stain looked like a Rorschach test

Anonymous 12/18/24 (Wed) 01:26:11 AM No. 2312164

Dropped my unused tampon in the toilet fml. Hate wasting shit

Anonymous 12/18/24 (Wed) 03:27:09 AM No. 2312260

Scratched my breast and popped a blackhead I didn't know was there. Nice.

Anonymous 12/18/24 (Wed) 04:13:42 AM No. 2312305

>>2293614
I finally looked and it's short but pretty normal otherwise

Anonymous 12/18/24 (Wed) 06:20:35 AM No. 2312375

I started dating when I was 19, but started masturbating when I was around 17. I remember back then (when I was 17) thinking, “pfftt who needs a boyfriend when you have smut fanfictions?!”. Wish I still had the same way of thinking.

Anonymous 12/18/24 (Wed) 12:36:47 PM No. 2312589

>>2312375
Stacy mindset

Anonymous 12/18/24 (Wed) 01:20:26 PM No. 2312619

>>2312375
It's the opposite for me, I only started masturbating after my then-boyfriend showed me how to stimulate yourself and I haven't had the desire for a relationship since we broke up because I can do it myself. kek

Anonymous 12/18/24 (Wed) 11:08:27 PM No. 2313293

I just wasted almost two hours to wear my nipple piercings again, I removed them this morning because the clickers were bothering me and when I tried to put them again after showering I couldn't, can't believe they started healing in just a few hours. Thankfully after using various stuff to stretch them again and a ton of lube I managed to set my old titanium barbells, it was unsanitary as hell and I hope I didn't get an infection.

Anonymous 12/18/24 (Wed) 11:12:43 PM No. 2313298

I try not to sit for too long during my period but I went to see Wicked and bled through my pad because the movie + previews was 3 hours long

Anonymous 12/19/24 (Thu) 02:44:31 AM No. 2313604

I love growing my bush out long as hell and then shaving it. It's so therapeutic to me, it also helps me keep track of the passage of time KEK.

Anonymous 12/19/24 (Thu) 02:52:11 AM No. 2313614

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>>2313604
Do you use an electric trimmer first nonnie?

Anonymous 12/19/24 (Thu) 02:53:59 AM No. 2313617

>>2313614
NO KEK. I go in with a disposable razor. Doesn't hurt too bad if it's all lathered up but it is very tedious which is why it's so therapeutic!

Anonymous 12/19/24 (Thu) 02:56:59 AM No. 2313619

>>2313617
Ntayrt but I can only shave my crotch with an electric buzzer. Regular razors it’s like a searing horrible pain. It’s because my pubes are so thick and each follicle has 3+ hairs growing from it like a vase. It sucks I hate it. The only way I can be smooth is waxing.

Anonymous 12/19/24 (Thu) 03:39:46 AM No. 2313676

>>2313604
Can you shave my bush too anon. I like to do the same as you but right now I'm too lazy to shave it. It's so much work and the hair gets everywhere. Maybe we can shave each other's bushes, how about it

Anonymous 12/19/24 (Thu) 10:16:53 AM No. 2313988

I like the smell of my bush

Anonymous 12/19/24 (Thu) 11:42:00 AM No. 2314026

When I'm home, I like petting my bush throughout the day. It feels so satisfying. I couldn't imagine shaving and not getting to run my fingers through my bush anymore.

Anonymous 12/19/24 (Thu) 04:18:46 PM No. 2314326

I enjoy plucking the hairs out of my bush and seeing how long they are.

Anonymous 12/20/24 (Fri) 01:54:37 AM No. 2315172

>why the fuck does my sweat from, specifically, my right armpit smell like straight piss, wtf am i eating for it to get like this???
>puts on deodorant, doesn’t work, just smells like spicy piss, like a rank 80s perfume that’s especially gone bad
>checks armpit
>sees blood
at least it was only a small lymph node bump that exploded this time

Anonymous 12/20/24 (Fri) 02:58:38 AM No. 2315232

I think I'm gonna shave my pubes into a landing strip and bleach them platinum blonde. I'm brown so it would look cool, and i think the new girl I'm seeing would like it too.

Anonymous 12/20/24 (Fri) 06:04:51 PM No. 2315924

trying to lose weight really makes you appreciate a successful, substantial poop

Anonymous 12/20/24 (Fri) 09:19:15 PM No. 2316110

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Why does my piss smell like buttered popcorn…?

Anonymous 12/20/24 (Fri) 09:24:19 PM No. 2316116

>>2316110
you ate too much popcorn. you will die to something called popcornitis very shortly. sorry to break the news

Anonymous 12/20/24 (Fri) 09:36:05 PM No. 2316121

>>2316110
This is an early sign of diabetes.

Anonymous 12/20/24 (Fri) 10:13:10 PM No. 2316146

>>2316110
>>2316121
Kek no way. I'm literally diabetic and my piss smells like that too. Anon… go to the doctor pls.

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 01:22:08 PM No. 2316604

One time when I was in high school I had such a severe sharp pain in my stomach that wouldn't go away after a couple hours so I begged my mom to come get me and take me home. When I got dropped off at home, I went to my room and let out the biggest fart of my entire life. And just like that, my stomach stopped hurting. Now whenever I need to fart I try to excuse myself to do it somewhere private just in case it builds up again and causes pain kek.

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 01:26:55 PM No. 2316607

>>2316110
>>2316121
>>2316146
Not to discourage nonnies from seeking medical attention, but piss smelling sweet or like butter isn't necessarily a sign of diabetes. I've had my piss smell like anything from maple syrup to malted milkshakes and yes, popcorn. Because I'm a hypochondriac, I always went to urgent care the next day. Everything was always fine, I'm not diabetic kek. They laughed at me, actually, for wondering if I was. Sometimes the body just doesn't filter things perfectly and your piss can take on different scents depending on what you ate if you have an especially sensitive nose.

Vegan beef jerky and pea protein make my piss smell like vanilla for some reason. And when I'm dehydrated (thankfully very rare) my piss tends to smell like popcorn. Drink coffee? Yep, instant coffee piss and even armpits. Whenever I eat Indian food with a lot of fennel in it my armpits smell like brown sugar too. I've had a lot of tests done because I'm an anxious person and they've always come back perfectly.

Anonymous 12/21/24 (Sat) 01:28:49 PM No. 2316608

>>2316607
Samefag but I just remembered that the reason I first went to the doctor for my piss smelling like food was actually after I had posted about it here and I had like 5 nonnies in a row tell me I needed to go to the doctor ASAP kek. I appreciated it, and it's still worth getting it checked out just in case (as long as you can afford it/have insurance), but unless you're someone who's actually at risk of being diabetic e.g. overweight or genetic predisposition, it's probably nothing.

Anonymous 12/22/24 (Sun) 05:39:10 PM No. 2317757

my browser remembered this page for some reason so now whenever i go on lolcow by typing the adress in the search bar it autocompletes and i land right on the piss smell discussion

Anonymous 12/22/24 (Sun) 08:15:54 PM No. 2317864

reading this thread while ripping my pubes out

Anonymous 12/22/24 (Sun) 11:08:42 PM No. 2318062

It's the second time this weekend I've bought chinese takeout and the second time it's been fucking spoilt from sitting in the shop's warmer troller in the heat. Wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't wasting money and stupidly taking a whole spoonful to eat before realizing that it's not pickled sour, it's 'gone off' sour. I'm sweating my ass off and also shitting my life away

Anonymous 12/22/24 (Sun) 11:23:10 PM No. 2318073

I broke my tailbone and the only thing that helps the pain is when I go to the physiotherapist and she sticks a finger in my butt and wiggles it around. She is so good to me they switched my appointment to another physio by accident and when I found out I almost cried because no I needed to see her so bad and I don't trust anybody else to finger my tailbone.

Anonymous 12/23/24 (Mon) 03:33:47 AM No. 2318222

>>2281051
ayrt, thank you for your recommendation, sweet nonny. i'm officially 100% a tampon truther, my labia doesn't itch anymore
>>2289065
crash (1996)

Anonymous 12/23/24 (Mon) 08:09:32 AM No. 2318358

can't stop cloggin the toilet everytime i poop smh even when it's not big

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 08:08:45 AM No. 2319276

I had to stop my drinking binge because it gave me the most horrific diarrhea shits that has me cold and shivering. at least im not throwing up…

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 08:51:21 AM No. 2319298

>>2319276
samefag nvm i fucking jinxed it and had to throw up in the garbage bin because i was having turbo diarrhea in the midst of it.

Anonymous 12/24/24 (Tue) 08:14:40 PM No. 2319792

i think i got internal bleeding, or hemorrhoids. either way im scared out of my mind and i ruined christmas for my family.

Anonymous 12/25/24 (Wed) 11:52:04 PM No. 2320816

I just took such a huge shit that I might as well have gave birth, and it had corn in it. I literally just cannot believe I've had that in me all day.

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 12:08:38 AM No. 2320824

>>2319792
You might want to get that checked, I had a few polyps removed after having blood in my poo earlier this year

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 12:28:34 AM No. 2320830

I just almost ate my tonsil stones because I thought it was pieces of ground beef.

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 04:11:41 AM No. 2320930

broke my diet for the holiday and ended up having way to much dairy i cannot stop farting

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 06:55:37 PM No. 2321353

Just popped a ginormous pimple that's been near my asshole for around two months. Fucking finally it got close enough to the surface. Bled it out for around 30 minutes straight but now it's finally clean and gone.
>>2320830
I'm pretty meh to most of the posts here but this is the first one that made me grossed out kek

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 08:53:46 PM No. 2321568

>>2320830
Is… is that not normal? Mine are lodged so deep in the back of my throat that I kinda have to swallow them, like I just swallow once and it suddenly comes out. It's disgusting but I can't cough it out. Ground beef texture sounds nasty though, I've never actually seen what mine look like besides white

Anonymous 12/26/24 (Thu) 08:56:32 PM No. 2321573

>>2321353
Honestly the pain of popping a pimple is a pain of relief and a type of catharsis. That's beautiful

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 08:37:35 AM No. 2322221

I just coughed and a torrent of blood came flooding out of me.

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 10:31:20 AM No. 2322279

The past few days I've been trying to figure out if my pee has a green tint or if it's just light yellow

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 10:37:38 AM No. 2322284

>>2322279
Get a white light flashlight kek
>>2322221
You good anon?

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 04:03:56 PM No. 2322517

>>2322284
Yeah, just on my period. I don't know how such a tiny organ can hold half my weight in blood.

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 06:58:41 PM No. 2322820

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Posting again from ''that'' room

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 07:01:34 PM No. 2322821

>>2322820
Literally sitting here like this as I saw this post kek

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 07:04:54 PM No. 2322825

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>>2322820
based toilet poster
my pussy smelled really sweet and my husband said it tasted sweeter too this week but it just turns out i have a yeast infection

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 07:59:48 PM No. 2322862

>>2322820
The way the top of her pants are touching the toilet make me uncomfortable.

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri) 10:19:16 PM No. 2323066

i love the smell of period blood

Anonymous 12/28/24 (Sat) 05:23:00 AM No. 2323483

I love doing things that have to do with my period. Cleaning the blood off my sheets, preparing when I'm about to go to sleep. The whole process of it makes me feel so connected to myself. It feels almost ritualistic. It can be annoying when it gets messy but knowing its my body cleaning itself feels like a gift.

Anonymous 12/28/24 (Sat) 05:25:52 AM No. 2323484

>>2323483
I guess now I can never say that women don't talk this way when a tranny starts sperging about what they would do if they had a period. Thanks a lot anon kek

Anonymous 12/28/24 (Sat) 05:30:42 AM No. 2323490

>>2323484
I'll pour my blood all over you in retribution

Anonymous 12/28/24 (Sat) 05:50:13 AM No. 2323510

>>2323490
Retribution for what, Carrie-Chan?

Anonymous 12/28/24 (Sat) 05:50:26 AM No. 2323511

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Coaching chatgpt to write my perfect fanfic has been way too much fun. I tell it all the scenes I want done and I ask for it to write from his pov, so it's like reading a series of confessions and sometimes the AI has some things that are pleasant surprise deviations from what I asked. Not enough to change the story, but enough to keep me guessing as if I am actually reading something not entirely mine.
Sometimes I don't agree with my own portrayal lol but it's not a big deal since I had to go through worse when reading regular fanfics. It has been super cute, but I feel kinda guilty. It's not as if I'm going to publish it or anything, but still.

Anonymous 12/28/24 (Sat) 05:52:56 AM No. 2323516

>>2323511
No one wants to see random images of little girls, even the moms here. You look like a pedo posting that

Anonymous 12/28/24 (Sat) 10:00:09 AM No. 2323631

>>2323483
That's a nice way of looking at it nonna. I try to feel that way, but it only works about half of the time because my period is a weeklong state of unmitigated rage. Wishing you lots of happiness in your monthly rituals!

Anonymous 12/28/24 (Sat) 03:52:05 PM No. 2323852

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i’ve been so gassy recently its so embarrassing…

Anonymous 12/28/24 (Sat) 06:51:45 PM No. 2323949

>have 4 cups of coffee
>use a lot of milk in coffee
>am lactose intolerant
Something bad will happen to me in a few hours

Anonymous 12/28/24 (Sat) 09:14:58 PM No. 2324082

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>>2323949
You still with us nonny?

Anonymous 12/28/24 (Sat) 11:48:51 PM No. 2324242

>>2324082
It's hitting me now and I am in the depths of hell. Also KEK, where is picrel from?

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 12:39:58 AM No. 2324289

>>2324242
NTA but Mawaru Penguindrum.

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 01:26:53 AM No. 2324319

my worst habit is on days off i like to doom scroll and not shower or wash my face or brush my teeth or get out of bed. i think its my depression kek.

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 02:23:11 AM No. 2324361

>>2324319
Yeah probably. I heard those are symptoms of depression.

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 04:10:01 AM No. 2324425

I can't stop shitting, curse my fucking period making me all weak by bleeding me out and making me shit all day long, this is the third time and it stinks awfully and I can't stop that obnoxious feeling like I haven't finishing shitting yet, so I have to sit here, feeling sleepy as fuck because I need to shit.

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 05:49:42 AM No. 2324480

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Was just laying in bed thinking how I could probably crush a pearl with my pussy muscles, if I wanted to

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 07:39:13 AM No. 2324542

>>2324319
Textbook depression

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 03:20:30 PM No. 2324863

Farting atomic bombs is fun and satisfying

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 03:54:41 PM No. 2324900

>>2324480
I don’t think you really can nonna.

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 07:13:19 PM No. 2325053

Feels good to get out of the shower and put vaseline on my butthole after a long day of shitting

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 07:28:07 PM No. 2325058

Finally shaved my bush again, it literally only took 3 minutes so I don't know why I kept putting it off. Reunited (with baldy) and it feels so gooood.

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 07:34:10 PM No. 2325060

I am scared to have sex because I have some bacne (and some of the scars too) and I don't have pretty pussy

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 07:46:11 PM No. 2325068

I have a huge chunk of poop stuck inside me. I can feel how big it is when I stick my thumb in my vagina. It's been pressing on my pelvic area all day but it won't fucking come out. I kept having painful poop reflexes all day but nothing comes out.

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 08:03:27 PM No. 2325088

I only started wiping front to back last year, life changing stuff, she doesn't even smell anymore

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 08:05:49 PM No. 2325090

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>>2325088
>she doesn't even smell anymore

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 08:09:52 PM No. 2325093

>>2325090
My pussy would produce the worst fishy smell, I'd always be insecure about it but my ex never noticed or commented on it for some reason? I'd always ask for feedback and he'd answer that it tastes good so idk. I like to think that he got some of my booty flakes in his mouth while eating me out

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 08:17:08 PM No. 2325097

>>2325093
kek based

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 08:41:43 PM No. 2325117

Somehow I have the worst queefs with my new fwb. This has never been an issue before, wtf

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 08:45:31 PM No. 2325123

>>2325117
Either his dick is small and all the air is able to go around it when youre fucking, or his dick is big and pushing air into you.

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 08:47:59 PM No. 2325125

>>2325123
It's pretty big yeah, maybe that's the issue then

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 08:56:51 PM No. 2325135

>>2325117
>>2325123
This would make me worry about an air embolism

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 08:57:46 PM No. 2325142

>>2325088
This has to be bait, I refuse to believe an actual adult is this retarded

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 09:07:46 PM No. 2325156

>>2325068
I can't masturbate when I'm constipated because it grosses me out when I put my fingers in my vagina and I can feel the hard poop through the vaginal wall.

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 09:21:17 PM No. 2325172

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>>2325142
No anon i'm serious, my eureka moment came when someone on tiktok was like "ew I bet you wipe back to front" I had to reevaluate my life you a moment. It didn't occur to me you could hover over the toilet to wipe

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 09:41:33 PM No. 2325190

>>2325172
So have you had a UTI until now? How? You would have fecal matter in both holes. I refuse to believe this

Anonymous 12/29/24 (Sun) 09:58:06 PM No. 2325206

>>2325190
I only had one uti back in 7th grade when my 12 year old dumbass self had the brilliant idea to pick up a piece of toilet paper lying on the ground to wipe cause the stall ran out of toilet paper, scariest 24 hours of my life I genuinely thought I had lost my ability to pee forever
Other than that no no UTIs thankfully just an unpleasant smell

Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 03:10:31 AM No. 2325482

my asshole was so itchy so i scratched it and now my asshole is bleeding

Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 03:45:08 AM No. 2325507

>>2325142
In her defense, I only started doing that when I was about 16 too, because that's when I first heard about it.

Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:21:54 AM No. 2325523

So when you all talk about wiping front to back vise versa, are we only talking about poop? I don't even really wipe in any direction, i just kind of dig the toilet paper around my asshole and i feel like it gets it clean rather that dragging it up my ass crack. I've never had a uti btw.

Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:30:06 AM No. 2325526

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Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 06:13:18 AM No. 2325573

>>2324480
I wish I could crack a walnut or something but that kind of force would probably hurt like crazy.

Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 08:05:54 AM No. 2325599

>>2324480
>>2325573
1:25 cracking the walnut

Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 09:45:24 AM No. 2325644

I just showered after 5 days (I’m a disgusting depressed person) and now that I’m back in my bed I noticed that my sheets now have a gross b.o. smell clinging to them

Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 10:37:42 AM No. 2325663

>>2325644
But you showered. Some progress happened.

Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 10:41:23 AM No. 2325668

>>2325644
It's okay, nothing that washing the sheets won't solve.

Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 10:44:54 AM No. 2325671

>>2325644
I haven’t showered in 2 weeks and idgaf because I mainly interact with men. They deserve to be subject to my musk.

Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 10:59:30 AM No. 2325681

>>2325671
I shower 3 times a week it's the bare minimum, musk stink isn't socially acceptable

Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 11:35:57 AM No. 2325710

>>2325671
I couldn’t get away with that because I have a strong scent. I’d be sat in my house minding my business and my neighbours would probably smell it. Even 12 hours without a shower and not only I stink but the environment I’m in. I think I have hormonal issues or something.

Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 12:52:02 PM No. 2325774

I had to use a suppository for thr first time in my life today and it worked. Praising all the gods that exist right now

Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 01:34:00 PM No. 2325812

>>2325060
I think that outies are really cute kek.

Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 01:34:24 PM No. 2325813

>>2325088
You were wiping back to front?!

Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 01:35:16 PM No. 2325815

TMI is strangely funny kek

Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 05:20:17 PM No. 2325961

I was masturbating to my ex again, because I couldn’t think of anything else. I actually hadn’t thought about him in a while. Fuck my life

Anonymous 12/30/24 (Mon) 10:48:50 PM No. 2326311

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>>2325172
>you could hover over the toilet to wipe
You can also wipe front to back when you're sitting down? How the hell were you arranging your body on/near the toilet that you physically weren't able to wipe in the proper direction?

>>2325507
Who raised you guys? How did this shit never come up when your parents were toilet training you?

>>2325526
Even if you use a bidet, you still have to dry off a little, in which case, you'd still wipe front to back.