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No. 2149098

Previous thread: >>1930878

A thread for sharing things that are too nasty to discuss in polite company, aka TMI (Too Much Information). Do you have a weird habit? An embarrassing health issue? Just want to admit something gross? Feel free to post it here.

Things could get unsightly in here, so remember– the hide button on threads is there for a reason.

No. 2149133

Ive been eating so many sweet potatoes these past few days that my poop was carrot orange. I seriously thought I was internally bleeding before I realized what caused the color.

No. 2149142

>>2149133
that's awesome.

No. 2149148

>>2149142
Its kind of freaky tbh. One time I had sonic blue poop and another time it was green. It's like my body is collecting every color of the rainbow.

No. 2149612

is god is real why are there spice receptors in our assholes? I thought I was so slick getting the blazin challenge for free cuz of my birthday, I'm not paying 11 bucks for six wings, but this is bad. My butthole feels like it's sunburned

No. 2149658

>>2149148
LMAO NONA

No. 2150048

After having my baby my poops went from regular ol dainty to mega bricks. These turds are the length of my forearm and girthy. It's honestly shocking and I'm not sure if I should seek medical help.

No. 2150339

Best feeling: spitting on a q tip to dig in your ear and you feel that ticklish feeling. You know when you pull it out it's gonna be so yellow

No. 2150359

>>2150339
That’s bad for your ears nonnie

No. 2150365

>>2150359
>>2150339
It's really bad, that's why I use hydrogen peroxide instead.

No. 2150613

Today I used a tampon for the first time in my life. It hurt at first because I hadn't really understood I had to go deeper, then it was okay. I'm not skipping on any more pool or sea days like I did in highschool yay!!!

No. 2150638

>>2150613
>>2150613
happy for you nona! i started using tampons just recently too and it's life-changing. no more sweaty diapers shuffling around getting stuck in my bush in 35°C heat

No. 2150652

Is the cookies and cream Frappuccino from Starbucks supposed to give you explosive diarrhea for several days? Asking for a friend.

No. 2150670

>>2150652
Maybe you finally got lactose intolerance

No. 2150672

>>2150670
I sometimes have this issue after eating or drinking anything with a lot of milk or cream but it's usually not nearly that bad so I don't know, I really hope it's not that.

No. 2150699

I keep peeing and it’s so annoying and when I do it feels like my bladder is still sort of full

No. 2150701

>>2150652
Jesus christ what is with people nowadays having very weak stomachs?

No. 2150721

>>2150701
Do you think our ancestors were drinking sugar bomb cream Frappuccinos

No. 2150723

>>2150699
Anon I just wanted to say I knew someone who had that feeling as well, and it turned out to be a urinary tract infection. No other symptoms, no pain, just feeling like she had to go all the time. Hope it's not that and it goes away soon

No. 2150726

>>2150699
>>2150723
Was gonna say probably a UTI as well. Drink lots of water and it'll hopefully go away within a day

No. 2150739

>>2150699
Yep, I felt like this and it was a UTI. I got rid of it within like 2 days though by drinking a shitton of water.

No. 2150969

I am so fucking hairy I could probably grow a nicer beard than most scrotes my age

No. 2150981

I love being constipated and proceeding to drink 20 shots of coffee and then clearing my bowels and feeling good. Coffee has zero effect on making me stay awake or my sleep for some reason too

No. 2151537

being on my period makes me feel like a geriatric grandma except instead of post menopausal my uterus and vagina is crying from excess hormone dumping

No. 2151561

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>>2149148
>sonic blue
what? how? did you eat picrel?

No. 2151565

>>2151561
nta but i've gotten it from eating grocery store frosting or drinks with blue dye before

No. 2152886

I’m missing two toenails on my right foot because of sports injuries, including the big toe. I used to be self-conscious and refused to wear open-toed shoes but now idgaf. STARE AT MY UGLY FEET. I DARE YOU. I WANT YOU TO.

No. 2152891

>>2151561
Ayrt, it's cause I ate baby shower cupcakes that were dyed blue.

No. 2153854

Not sure if this is exactly "gross" but does anyone else's puasy hair hold onto water super well? After a shower I pretty have to exfoliate my pussy with the towel to get it dry, meanwhile my ass only takes like 3 seconds to wipe dry. I'm about to say fuck it and just shave again because im sick of this.

No. 2153863

>>2153854
Samefag, I also used to blowdry my vagina but it's just not the most convenient when I have to be somewhere imo.

No. 2153867

>>2153854
How dense is that bush girl

No. 2153893

>>2153867
It's thinner at the top but denser where the lips start (? have no idea how to describe this). Having wig pussy just isn't all that tbh. Plus being bald is more pleasurable.

No. 2153910


No. 2153930

>>2153910
Sorry idk how to describe how my pubes look. It's thinner at the top, denser in the middle.

No. 2153953

I have a pimple on my neck and it's right on a nerve or something because it hurts so much when I touch it.
>>2153930
I always pull them out it's such a gross habit but I can't stop.

No. 2154407

>>2153953
my boyfriend always says im "so funny" when he notices i ripped a bunch of my pubes out its so embarrassing

No. 2157184

>>2149098
when im bored i like to twirl my armpit hairs like a goatee

No. 2157189

I'm ovulating and I've been a horny masturbating monster and it's honestly making me feel like shit. I realized that scrotes don't go through cycles and they're like this all the time and it makes me feel better about myself

No. 2157944

COVID is making me leak vaginal discharge

No. 2158035

I hate eating because I have to shit and shitting is gross. At the same time I love eating because garlic exists.

No. 2158089

>>2157944
…??? Discharge is normal nonnie, that’s not a COVID thing.

No. 2158095

>>2158089
but I'm leaking more than usual…

No. 2158107

idk what's wrong with me, but it hurts so bad in my uterus area whenever I go number 2. I suspect I have either endometriosis or pelvic floor issues. I also constantly feel like I need to go number 2, but I can't, it makes me feel like a little kid because I try every time I leave or go somewhere new and it doesn't work. if I'm constipated, the only worth it reason is oxy, not my body imploding at the age of 27.

No. 2158172

I got diagnosed with lichen simplex on my vagina but keep procrasinating buying cream. Not like anyone else will look at my vagina

No. 2158176

>>2150981
Late response but that can be a sign of adhd nona, not being effected by caffeine

No. 2158206

>>2158176
yeah I'm pretty sure I have adhd. but I'm not sure if I'm actually unaffected or whether I'm conflating nausea bowel symptoms

No. 2158234

I've been in this fucking conference for two hours and I'm not allowed to go to the bathroom for another thirty minutes. I felt a huge, jelly-like blood clot slide out and it slid up my vagina. It's just resting under my clit and there's no way to remove it without looking like I'm maturbating. I feel the clot melting back into blood I fucking hate it here.

No. 2158242

>>2158107
You need a colon screening nonny

No. 2158255

measured my pubes and some of them are over 4 inches long, i could braid them if i really wanted to

No. 2158559

Anyone else cultivate those reoccurring scalp scabs? I had one a few years ago where I was picking at it so frequently that it left a tiny bald area once the scab finally healed. Yes, I do eat the scab where else would I put it but my mouth.

No. 2158561

>>2158255 Proud of you!

No. 2158562

>>2158559
I thought I was the only freak who did this. I haven't had any scabs oh my scalp in a while though.

No. 2158647

>>2158562
did this when i was younger but got scared away from doing it when i realized i could develop bald spots from the scar tissue

No. 2158649

>>2158561
thanks and you too nona

No. 2158652

Whenever I have to hover over the toilet to pee I have to do a sort of twerk to share the excess off. It feels awkward and weird.

No. 2158708

>>2158559
me!!!! sometimes i think about collecting those scabs and i feel like it would be very satisfying to have a jar full of scabs but i ended up eating the scabs every time. oh well.

No. 2158710

>>2158708
Oh man this is what I get for not hiding the thread sooner KEK Don't let your dreams be dreams nona, fill that jar

No. 2158727

>>2158710
>>2158708
I get these and I don’t eat them but I absolutely love it when they form around the hair and I get to pull it out like a head louse egg. Hate it when it breaks though.

No. 2158729

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thought it's been 2 days since my period ended, did some abs excercises and a bunch of reddish slime came out

No. 2159074

I just saw sonic self-cest porn but one of his clones was dressed in a nun outfit mid prayer and the other was some kind of demon. It's so random and I have nobody to tell.

No. 2159102

>>2159074
Self-cest is just so damn boring

No. 2159105

>>2159074
please post in the bad fetish art thread PLEASE

No. 2160536

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I don't tend to get pimples in general, but when I get them, I like to pop them in the elevator of my building, it doesn't have cameras so you can basically do whatever you want in there, I like it when I pop my pimples and they basically explode all over the mirror.
I clean the mess up with wet wipes and hand sanitizer afterwards of course.

No. 2160831

Just shitted good.

No. 2160836

>>2160831
I just shitted bad

No. 2161151

>>2150365
Pretty sure that's also risky, just in a different way.

No. 2162541

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When I was 11 I completely stopped showering and would only wash my hair in the sink. Why the fuck did I do that? I wish I could go back in time and slap the shit out of myself.

No. 2162616

>>2162541
I didn't shower for several years in my late teens. Same logic as when people drink tea or coffee instead of water. Water is just boring.

No. 2162632

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>>2162616
nayrt but showering too boring? i love showering so much its my lifeblood if i get too cold instead of bundling up i let the shower be my blanket. its my cry spot, my own personal recording studio, my dance routine floor, my boxing ring coach, my phone time place, my own personal homeless schizo ramblings street corner. my shower head is my therapist, doctor, mother, idol, friend, and water pressure powered girlfriend. life without showering isn't a life worth living.

No. 2162707

>>2162632
Try an Onsen or hot water bath sauna

No. 2162727

I always have to take a big shit the morning after a night of drinking and I don't know if it's normal but it makes me feel like a brand new person every time

No. 2162898

I've had 4 eggs and white bread today topped with kala namak (black sulphur salt). My farts are smelling rancid, jesus.

No. 2163042

>>2162727
That's normal for me, but often I'll have to dump arse in the middle of a drinking binge.

No. 2163427

Early in the morning I woke up to my pussy and ass itching. I scratched it and immediately went back to sleep. It's crazy how sleep lowers your inhibitions because I never would've done that while awake

No. 2164706

I love the way cabbage makes me poop it just comes out.
>>2162541
Kek anon I only took showers when I washed my hair every 4-5 days, gross but you're not alone.

No. 2165042

>5'5ish
>150 lbs
>trying to get down to 140, 130 by december
>go to scale in morning
>153
>"oh god"
>have the biggest shit of my life just now
>weigh again
>150
kind of scary to think i was just walking around with that inside of me

No. 2165051

>>2165042
You're literally full of shit.

No. 2165057

>>2165042
I clean toilets for a living and once found a turd the size of my forearm. Same width and length. At least you’re not that guy

No. 2165530

>>2165042
I once went in for a doctor’s appointment for a medication followup. My doctor was concerned about me losing like 4-5lbs between visits so I had to tell her I was just constipated last time I came in…

No. 2165646

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>>2165057
i went on a binge after months of dieting at an all you can eat sushi and got full up to my throat. after like a day of not being able to shit i drop this enormous dookie into the toilet. it looked like a cobra and was the width of my wrist. like it sunk into the toilet hole so i couldnt see the whole length of it, but the part that i could see was coiled in on itself and must have been around 3 feet long

No. 2165964

I have diarrhea again, I basically have diarrhea at least once a week, this is so annoying.

No. 2166012

there’s brown discharge coming out of my vag and it smells like bits and pieces of organs that’s been sitting in my body for awhile, anybody else get this sometimes?

No. 2166470

I got goose poop on my shoes and it's worse than I thought and now I'm annoyed I'll have to clean it off.

No. 2166497

>>2165964
Nonna you should do a gluten allergy test. This is how I found out I had gluten allergy. My stomach was always a mess and I was often bloated and I had a lot of diarrhea that I always blamed on the stress of my studies.

No. 2166509

I was once severely constipated and I was at my grandma’s, in the fucking mountains in my country (not a first world country). She had no toilet, only the outside latrine , I was scared as hell to use it because you had to squat.
I had the overwhelming fear to fall down and end up in a ditch full of poop.

Anyway, I was constipated so bad and I had to use a whole stick to get the dookie out of my ass, it was humiliating and mortifying.
When I returned back home I was grateful to have my toilet back, nonnas don’t take the modern bathroom for granted. Putting your ass down on a ceramic surface is a damn luxury.

No. 2166931

Do those yoga exercises helping you to fart/poop work

No. 2167042

I like having my ass ate. It feels really good, and I get a smug sense of satisfaction knowing I got a moid to eat my wingstop crumbs

No. 2167067

I masturbated today which is something I don't do often and I actually managed to insert a finger in my vagina, it felt kind of weird but good at the same time.

No. 2167085

>>2166509
This is why I'm glad I have a powerful bidet. For those occasions when the poopie is half in half out and too soft to push. Blast it right out without a trace. Passes the toilet paper test every time even if it felt like a natural disaster coming through.

No. 2168624

I have to shit. Good, because I'm leaving in a few hours and prefer to have no bullets in the chamber. Bad, because I'm rocking out for tunesday and don't want to leave.

No. 2169037

>>2168624
Drink a cup of hot water, with nothing.

No. 2169309

I ate a bunch of raw cookie dough yesterday and the day before thinking I wasn't gonna get sick. Guess where I'm sitting right now? Don't be like me anons.

No. 2169969

I don't really get discharge in my underwear the way my vagina is it doesn't really leak out unless I'm on the toilet and some slime balls will drip down in the bowl making little bobas like those japanese candy kits

No. 2169978

so i have a UTI, the first one in over ten years. i used to get them pretty often, no matter what i did (pee after sex and wipe down, clean underwear every single day, being extra clean while on my period etc). i went to urgent care because last time i went to a local feminist care clinic (similar to planned parenthood just local) and i sat and waited six hours just to have someone put a test strip in my urine. it was unbearable.

i was seen immediately, in and out. she prescribed me antibiotics and a medicine for numbing the urethra so it doesn’t burn. i’ve never been given this medicine before. after taking it i went pee and i was so concerned. i wiped and thought i was bleeding heavily, so i looked in the toilet and my pee was neon orange. like orange gatorade orange. i forgot i had taken the numbing medicine and freaked out and googled. turns out the numbing medication causes your urine to turn neon yellow to bright orange. even worse, when i went to pee my underwear got stuck and i didn’t know so i peed all over some really cute pantries and they might be stained bright orange forever.

No. 2169991

>>2158727
ngl when i had head lice it took forever to get rid of (super lice+ incredibly thick coarse hair) my favorite thing was pulling nits off my hair strange and crushing them between my thumb nails. they make the most satisfying popping sound. when my nephew has lice when i was baby sitting him i made him sit down so i could comb it out (those shampoos don’t do shit, it’s best to comb extra extra well for multiple days in a row, or if it’s really bad, smothering your hair with vaseline and wearing a shower cap for 24 hours at least. don’t use mayo or conditioner, it’s not thick enough and you have to leave it on for at least 24 hours because lice can survive without oxygen for a long time and the nits even longer) and i was pulling out nits with my nails because sometimes the combs don’t get them and it was so satisfying.

No. 2171738

I was so miserable lately, but tonight I spent 5 hours watching 3 documentaries about 9/11 flight 93 and cried and snotted all over myself, and then later masturbated, and now I feel so much better. It feels so good to be freshly-cried and freshly-orgasmed. I feel like a newborn baby. I can live another day.

No. 2171760

>>2171738
jacking off after long bouts of sadness really hit different kek, i remember abstaining one time because i was too busy sobbing to really do anything and when the feelings started to get better the first thing i did was get off.

No. 2171761

>>2171738
>It feels so good to be freshly-cried and freshly-orgasmed. I feel like a newborn baby.
This made me laugh so hard nona

No. 2171777

>>2171738
wtf I've had the same post-9/11 rabbithole cry/masturbation session. must stem from emotional catharsis and being thankful for being alive

No. 2172841

>>2171738
That reminds me of the time my gf and I visited Auschwitz (have a grandma who survived, so the visit was extremely personal), proceeded to cry so hard that I actually had to leave the gas chamber to not disturb the other guests, then had sex at the hotel to get my mind back to a more positive place.

No. 2173659

My pussy smells so good right now I wish it wasn’t physically impossible for me to put my face in it and huff it

No. 2173844

>>2171738
Watched a bunch of 9/11 vids a while back on YT. Then spent some time in the comment sections. It was basically people who had visited some part of New york at some random point in time. Many nowhere near the time it happened, not even the same year or decade it happened saying "omg that could've been meeeee dying though!!"

Went from crying to it drying right up

No. 2174137

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Just had hard-boiled eggs with a pumpkin spice latte

No. 2175943

Just masturbated thinking it would put me to sleep. It's been like five minutes I'm still wide awake

No. 2177203

The inside of my mouth looks like it was carpet bombed with all the craters from chewing my flesh. My mouth is so sore, metallic and stings when I eat anything but I love it. I know it’s gross but I love biting off chunks so much. Since it’s in my mouth no one sees or touches it except the dentist unfortunately but they don’t care. I love biting out chunks and the beating soreness after doing it, I love the tearing of it and the resistance when you bite in. I’ll never stop it and I don’t get why I should stop.

No. 2177206

Fingered myself after growing my nails out and so much white milky fluid came out of me

No. 2177225

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>>2177203
I like to bite the tippy tip of my tongue until it bleeds and I rip off a taste bud. the sour pain plus blood is so good.

No. 2177318

>>2177225
the tongue bleeds a surprising amount when bitten. I don’t get much satisfaction from bitting my tongue but the bleeding is fun.

No. 2177705

I think I just located a clit vein. I was scratching the area where my thigh and butt meet and it hurt my clit.

No. 2178400

For some reason I don't belch, so I fart a lot when drinking carbonated stuff like soft drinks and beer. I wish I could just belch, it doesn't stink and is more socially acceptable

No. 2180003

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seems like my body can't decide whether to puke or shit

No. 2180133

Sometimes I hate eating just because it makes me shit lol

No. 2181376

I just used some electric clippers on my vagina for the first time, and woah the vibration was fucking insane

No. 2181405

>>2181376
Did you use it to masturbate or to trim your pubes?

No. 2181411

>>2181405
No, I was using it to shave

No. 2181635

My butthole clenches reading Fanny's anal prolapse art

No. 2181638

This isn't my own TMI but since the thread got bumped, does anyone else ever wonder what made giovanna plowman wanna eat the tampon? She never came out explaining what had her feeling the urge to suck her period blood out of her own tampon, and I know its been like 13 years but sometimes she still crosses my mind

No. 2181892

Fuck it. We're in freebleeding hours. My poor pussy needs to breathe.

No. 2182072

I once had a huge cyst right on the lip of my vulva. It fucking hurt , but it felt so satisfying when I popped it and all the pus oozed out.

No. 2182078

>>2180003
I have done both at once. It was the most horrible experience I ever had.

No. 2184124

Some people can puke their guts out. I cannot throw up to save my life. But what I can do is shit my guts out after the slightest bit of dairy as I slowly become more and more lactose intolerant with every passing day

No. 2184921

My pussy is sooooo funny to me. It looks kinda like Honey Simpsons mouth, minus one lip being bigger than the other. I laugh every time I'm on the toilet kekk.

No. 2185218

I used a Baby Foot peel (Japanese skin product that uses acids to remove dead skin) and I'm having so much fun peeling off the layers of skin. When I was a kid I'd let glue dry on my hands so I could peel off imprints of my skin and this is like a way better version of that since it's my actual skin. I'm super fascinated by observing the different color and texture between the old skin and the new skin and I kinda want to get a good magnifying glass so I can look even more closely. I am also feeling very happy that my bf was totally non-judgmental and nonchalant about it when he visited my home and learned that I was collecting the shed skin and eating some pieces, it makes me feel very loved that he accepts me and never loses enthusiasm in telling me I'm the most beautiful woman to him even if I enjoy odd behaviors

No. 2185468

When I masturbate it feels like I'm on my period. Like I get the same cramping-like feeling. my period is late. Nonnas help what does it mean

No. 2185484

>>2185218
As long as you keep sucking his dick for him, that is.

No. 2185500

>>2185484
not into that and the second he expresses interest in that crap it's over tbh

No. 2185509

>>2185500
Respect ♥

No. 2185724

While wiping after my morning piss I found a hair in my ass. Like, a long head-hair with it's end hanging out of my anus. I had to pull it out super slow or it would break. Worst feeling ever and idek how it got in there. I felt every inch

No. 2185830

I picked out a gunk of yellowish greenish discharge mixed with used piss toilet paper from in between my pussy and anus lol

No. 2186144

>>2185724
I sometimes get this after showering. God it's such a horrible feeling

No. 2186674

>drink like 70% of a liter of Vodka
>black out on my bed
>wake up 4 hours later covered in piss and my period is on.
>take off my panties and throw them across the room
>Stomach feels like I swallowed a hot bowling ball
>I hate throwing up so I don't move again
>I figure that my period blood will just pool and sink in one area me and won't be that bad in the morning
>go to sleep
>have a dream that I'm about to throw up
>Wake up
>I feel that "about to throw up feeling"
>Rush to a mop bucket i have in my room
>As I vomit I piss on the carpet
>I'm not wearing underwear
>finally stop vomitting
>freak out seeing the long drip of blood down my leg, think I might've broke something straining
>realize it's my period (duh)
>big glob of period lump on the ground
>Wipe it up and go back to sleep
>wake up and clean up the mess
>My last page open on my laptop was the soren thread

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No. 2186695

>>2185724
This happened to me too a few days ago except it was in both my ass and vagina kek. I do my hair using weave and it always somehow ends up in my nether regions

No. 2186703

>>2186674
I'm sorry but the last point sent me. Soren's threads are the perfect threads to get blackout drunk to.

No. 2187482

I have an two super old dark spots on my mons pubis and I thought they were just scars, but they must still have a hair inside them because I squeezed one and now it's super inflamed. I definitely made the scar worse and darker as well, oops.

No. 2187489

>>2186674
Why does it sound like Venus wrote this kek

No. 2187496

>>2185218
There’s literally someone for anyone because this is so gross kek. Glad your bf doesn’t mind it nonna.

No. 2187701

thought my abs hurt because of the abs-focused workout i did the day before. turns out i just had diarrhea

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No. 2188452

i’m missing a tooth.

No. 2188515

>>2188452
I would kiss your gap.

No. 2188895

>need to shit
>can't
>everytime I step off the toilet, feel like shitting
>can't
I know you're in there bitch you better come out soon.

No. 2188931

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I want my boyfriend to be more verbal and like, moan-y when we have sex.

He's always made sounds and has given me some crazy-passionate sex in the past but now he's all stressed out and I'm not the main focus anymore.

I corrupted myself with porn since I was a young teenager. I just want him to say all these crazy dirty things to me during sex, but he has a hard time saying much at all unless I give him guidance on it. Crazy because a few years ago I never had to ask for him to talk me through it, but now he's quieter. I guess the honeymoon phase is over.
Logically I know i'm disillusioned, but I feel like it's my fault and I'm just not as desirable as I used to be.

No. 2188941

why does ripping pubes out feel so good. i could lay in bed for hoooours with my legs up looking like a roast chicken just scrolling in one hand and plucking in the other

No. 2188961

I just instanty kickstarted my period by cumming too many times in a row. Literally finished the second time and the cramps instantly hit like a train. The orgasms weren't even that good, can i rewind time and choose not to please. i cannot sleep now.

No. 2189013

>>2187482
Samefag, it turned into a pimple and I popped it. It didn't hurt very much but squeezing it did feel weird because you can feel the blood and pus coming out.
Also, I tried to post this before and my wi-fi went out just as I hit new reply…what does it mean??

No. 2189136

The more I exercise the hornier I am

No. 2189166

>>2188941
Damn I thought this was only me. I like to pluck the hairs on my ass the most. Shaving there makes me itchy.

No. 2189401

coworker scared me on accident and i peed myself a lil bit

No. 2190130

I really hate when I have to leave my house and I'm on my period, I can't shit outside because I don't have the time or privacy to shit comfortably, so after spending the whole ass day outside, working and shit, I can finally shit in peace at home, and it makes me feel like my whole insides are emptying themselves until there's literally nothing.
God, today I unironically missed being a pseudo-neet because when I don't have to leave my home, I can spend like 3 hours straight shitting comfortably.

No. 2190204

>>2188895
can’t lie when this happens to me I resort to drastic measures. Had a shameful moment this weekend and then washed my hands for like two hours after

No. 2190211

>>2188515
this is hands down the best thing i ever heard. thank you nonna. i will fix my teeth soon. i believe i can do it.

No. 2190213

I think part of my butthole just came out when I was pooping. Like I had to push something back in. It didn’t hurt or anything. Help. It’s totally normal now. What just happened?

No. 2190222

i think im gay except for psychotic males. the only time i felt attracted to a male was when i was in a psych ward around male schizophrenics who spoke in garbled word salad monologues. it was like their lack of connection to reality (and therefore vulnerability) turned me on. there was one who became obsessed with the specific scent of my natural body odor and would go on rages that required him to be tranquilized if i took a shower and smelled like "chemicals." i wanted to fuck their asses hard

No. 2190259

>>2190222
>I think I'm gay
>Proceeds to describe hetero sexual fantasy in detail

No. 2190262

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No. 2190264

>>2190222
You can't be gay with exceptions. You're probably bi

No. 2190323

>>2190213
>>2190262
hemorrhoid; very common

No. 2191557

I'm trying to do that vinegar drink thing for curbing blood sugar and it makes me piss so goddamn much. I just changed the roll of paper yesterday and I'm more than halfway through with it today. Sometimes I wish I had a dick, would make my constant peeing so much easier.

Also my farts smell like garlic bread, unrelated

No. 2191711

When I still was in my pornrot phase, I used to try to stroke my dog's penis few times to see if he reacted like internet moids said. The result was nothing happened. He wasn't turned on and looked bored when I did it. He got snatched by thieves and be sold for meat years ago, unfortunately he was a very common cheap breed in my country. I wish I had taken him out for walk more(rule 1)

No. 2192245

the phlegm i coughed out had what i presumed to be a nose hair in it and i was so intrigued i stared at it for a good minute before washing it away

No. 2192262

>>2192245
Was it long or short

No. 2192444

Ever since having my gallbladder removed, if I eat before I’ve had a chance to poop for the day I have maybe 2-3 minutes after I’m doing eating before I have to sprint to the bathroom, and then it’s just completely liquid. It doesn’t matter what I eat, I never eat greasy foods so it’s not like I’m being triggered by too much fat. I just ate a mustard based chicken salad on sourdough and I was barely finished with it before I was clenching my cheeks. I’m supposed to go camping soon idk how I’m going to handle this

No. 2193710

>>2192262
short, it looked nose hairish

No. 2193734

>>2192444
It's time for Depends anon

No. 2193900

>>2192444
Go to Home Depot/Walmart/etc and buy a camping toilet.

No. 2193907

>>2193900
Samefag here, a portable camping dunny will contain your shits so you can drop arse awhen needed.Failing that, a bucket with two bin liners in it and a pool noodle slit down its length to fit over the rim will work as a toilet.
LC ain't lettin' me bin my previous post for some reason so I'll dump this here.

No. 2194776

Sometimes I feel like the female body shouldn’t let us cum so many times in a row because not all of us have the self control for that power. I literally started rubbing my pussy at like 11pm last night and would up limping to finally go to bed at 5:30am. That’s fucking 6.5 hours of cumming like once every 15 minutes on average. My legs and feet got stuck in a permenant ballerina position and as I was hobbling to go brush my teeth as the sun was coming up, unable to unflex my damn ankles, I was like, this is just irresponsible body design. Like you’re given a button that will dump maximum pleasure into your body that you can just keep pressing infinite times and then I’m supposed to have good time management skills around that? Doesn’t make sense.

No. 2194898

>>2194776
Nonna I think you're one of the x men because I've never been able to settle back down for another orgasm in less than 30 minutes let alone multiple times in a 6 hour period

No. 2196176

>>2194898
same, most I’ve done was maybe three in an hour and despite being 10x more horny than usual it took longer every time

No. 2196191

>>2194776
I used to do this but like nothing ever really feels as good as the first orgasm so I just try and keep that going for as long as I can now.

No. 2197361

I ate a 7 eleven cookie and instant yakisoba a couple nights ago and now my rectum is bleeding

No. 2197368

>>2194776
You're so lucky. I'm 21 and have never had ONE. No matter what I try I just can't.

No. 2197395

>>2194776
I can also get one right after the other and yeah back to back cumming is addictive. You just don't want to stop. Otoh sometimes I'll go weeks without wanting to touch myself. I can get myself off whether I'm in the mood or not but when I'm not it's just mechanical, nothing is actually sexy.
>>2197368
Keep trying. Going your whole life without having an orgasm sounds like torture.

No. 2198073

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I think my rose toy is coming in the mail tomorrow and , and I'm literally already fiending for it even though I've literally never used a rose before. This shit really might end up being as dangerous as everyone says it is.

No. 2198144

I had KFC today for the first time (I'm not american) and I can't stop fucking SHITTING. Legit diarrhea all day. It was delicious and seemed really fresh, especially the meat. So what the fuck happened?

No. 2198237

>>2198144
You should’ve had popeyes

No. 2198389

>>2198144
Maybe the oil had gone bad. Years ago I was a hotel cleaner for a short time and I saw something so disgusting I wish I could forget it. They did not empty the deep fryer and just let it sit in room temperature. What was even more vomit inducing was that it was full of dead flies. Not saying your case was this bad, but maybe the oil had been already used too many times or such. At least karma handled the hotel owner. He made a moonshine lab in the cellar and the hotel burned down kek.

No. 2199664

Anons I'm fucking traumatized
>Pooping before shower
>Get in the shower, wash my whole body
>Get to my ass, rub soap on my hand and put it in my butt cheeks
INB4 "why no rag" I swear I use one but I like to rub the soap myself before going in with one
>'Why is it…mushy?'
>Pull hand out
>DOODOO ALL OVER MY FINGER TIPS
I'm so fucking upset. I've never in my life forgotten to wipe after shitting, I guess I must've been rushing to shower. This is insanity.

No. 2199813

>>2198144
I've had this issue with kfc in the past years as well, although I've had an appendectomy and became weirdly sensitive to certain spicy foods, like the spicy chicken in kfc, so I thought it might be that.

No. 2199858

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one time i was with my bf and i accidentally farted near his face while moving around, not a fart but more like a tiny poot
i wanted to die so badly
i immediately covered his face (thankfully it didn't smell) and we started laughing but me more from embarassment and him bc he thought it was a queef
yeah right, a queef,,, i kept silent and nodded lol i don't think he'll never notice, i think he doesn't even remember now but i'll keep it in my mind as one of my worst moments
it was my first time too, at least he made me orgasm

No. 2200070

>>2199858
Farting while someone is going down on me is genuinely one of my top fears.

No. 2200080

>>2199664
Happened to me once. I had bad constipation and somehow a little poop pebble got stuck in my asshole.

No. 2200092

>>2200070
One woman’s fear is another woman’s bucket list item.

No. 2200276

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For as long as I can remember I've had this weird and specific complex about nails (both fingernails and toenails). I hate the left and right sides of the nail, where it folds into the skin, and whenever I can sense that part it drives me crazy and I have this intense sense of having something foreign embedded in my finger that needs to be removed (I don't actually believe this as a delusion, that's just how it feels).

Since I was a kid I'd truncate the sides to have a raw edge instead of letting the nail being tucked into the skin. On fingernails it's more subtle and just a slight snip off the corner, and I can tolerate having a slight free hanging edge (the tip of the nail) although I still need short nails. On toenails it's more extreme and I'll often pretty much cut off whatever isn't firmly stuck to the nail bed, resulting in a nail that's similar in height and width and a significant amount of exposed nail bed area. Many times I've removed entire small toenails.

Obviously it hurts afterwards but it's honestly not that bad? It's not like torture where they rip it off, if you do it slowly and carefully the smallest nails can be removed with minimal discomfort. The soreness afterwards still beats out the irritation of having the normal nail fold so it's satisfying in its own way because it makes it very clear that I don't have that fold. After the first day skin will grow over the nail bed until more nail material grows to cover it and that feels really nice… I'd probably be really content if I didn't have toenails and just had skin there. I've wondered if nails or portions of nails would stop growing back eventually since I destroy them so much but nothing weird has ever happened; if I grit my teeth and ignore how much it bothers me for a while, I can quickly regrow normal healthy nails.

I know it's pretty freaky but it honestly doesn't bother me that much. Nobody is looking at my feet and idc if my fingernails look kinda screwed up, it doesn't matter and I'm otherwise healthy and attractive. I dunno why this specific thing triggers me so much though, I don't have anxiety or mental illness in general and I've never heard of anyone else having a fixation like this? I guess it's a kind of BFRB although it doesn't fit the technical definition of the mental disorder since it doesn't meet the criterion of causing distress, since I simply don't care that it's considered weird and ugly by other people.

No. 2200292

do you guys ever just take off your underwear and lay in front of the fan legs spread and let the pussy air out, shit feels so good. doing that rn. she needs to breathe

No. 2200293

>>2200292
no because the invisible people are watching me

No. 2200314

>>2200292
I’m always commando when I’m home kek.

No. 2200363

>>2200292
Yes and there's nothing quite like pouring a very small trickle of water on my vagina to work with the cold air to make it better. It's like drinking water after chewing minty gum but in my neenor

No. 2200394

I thought I was home alone so I walked out my room naked to go shower. Turns out I wasn't home alone and my dad's gf saw me I think. I mean at least she's another woman but damn I'm dying of embarrassment. I'm so stupid. Do I just pretend this never happened

No. 2200404

>>2200394
yes it's pretty normal to se another person of the same gender naked from time to time

No. 2200413

>>2200404
You made me feel better thank you anon

No. 2200566

my mom gave me some pads along with other things from her trip in china and it literally burns. I think its scented or something

No. 2200615

>>2200566
every time I've tried scented pads (because I didn't realize they were scented or I didn't have other options in the moment) it felt unbearably irritating, I don't understand how there continues to be a market for them when you immediately feel awful with them. The scent isn't even pleasant

No. 2200725

I just had the quickest orgasm (had to have been less than 50-60 secs. Maybe even 30) and also squirted for the first time ever. Wtf. It was insane and probably would've been an everlasting orgasm if I hadn't stopped. My life is changed for fucking ever. I'm going back for seconds (which is also unheard f for me, I'm a one and done orgasmer) but I just had to tell somebody because that was fucking crazy

No. 2200745

>>2200725
Samefag, I'm done and assessing the damage, and actually I think I just pissed myself. I thought peeing while aroused was impossible. I don't really care though honestly, an orgasm so crazy it forces me to pee myself is worth it.

No. 2200912

why do i burst into tears and become depressed every time i masturbate vaginally? it's a completely involuntary response, i thought it was something i psyched myself into but it happens without even thinking about it and no i wasn't raped

No. 2201137

the back of my gel nails is stained with period blood from fingering myself

No. 2201619

Got food poisoning a week ago and now my shit has been bloody

No. 2201935

My pussy lip is mildly hurting and idk why because it doesn't feel like anything is wrong with it.

No. 2201950

>>2200725
That happened to me for a while from using a vibe. I don't know why it started as it's not like I haven't used a vibe before, but I went through a stage of constantly peeing from cumming a few months ago. It feels amazing
When I was using the vibe I could cum a few times but not be 100% finished till the pee came out. Like I just felt this build up inside of me that had to come out. I had to start putting a towel down because it was happening that frequently.
It still happens now but not as often as it was before.

No. 2202698

>>2200745
>I thought peeing while aroused was impossible
pretty much the only time i feel aroused is when i need to pee or shit

No. 2206333

I'm ovulating and last night I had such a crazed, hours-long masturbation session that now all day today my inner thigh muscles have been so sore that I can barely walk without wincing and I straight up cannot bend down or stand up without holding onto something. I feel like a war veteran. Ovulation is hell.

No. 2206352

>>2202698
I guess I should word it better, I've felt arousal from needing to pee too but I thought you couldn't pee while actually stimulating your vagina.
Btw, I think all the pushing I was forced to do made me bleed so… I'm never putting myself through that again kek. It wasn't that good anyway, just intense. I didn't actually feel satisfied because the toy was so intense that it just kept prolonging whatever sensations I was having and I never really completed an orgasm.

No. 2207417

>anal, gets cut
>vaginal, gets stomache ache
>just clit, it's dry and painful
>stop touching, gets lucid horny dreams
This is hell

No. 2207424

>>2207417
>anal, gets cut
you are going to get turbo aids anon

No. 2207926

I just had diarrhea so bad that I felt like it cleansed my body of all my sins.

No. 2209591

i am having brown discharge 2 days after my period, it's unsightly and I'm gonna see my bf, I want him to eat me out how do i put a stop to this?

No. 2209600

>>2209591
Try doing some exercise, i always feel like that helps to push things along when it comes to my period. You could also try putting a tampon in for a bit if you use them, might grab the remaining bit.

No. 2210153

Took a huge shit and feel great and happy and refreshed

No. 2210813

I’m so over pre period constipation. I need my period to kick off so I can release this 3 day backlog of missing morning shits.

No. 2211326

I’m rather tight to the point I sometimes struggle to masturbate and PIV becomes painful and requires lots of lube.
I have always wondered why and I personally believe it’s because I’m autistic and ADHD and I’m always a little bit distracted so I can’t fully relax.
I need to smoke some weed so I can “shut down” some of my brain’s functions kek.
Anyone could relate?

No. 2211464

I'm lactose intolerant. However, I like dairy products too much and I'm an idiot who keeps consuming dairy despite the embarrassment. Today's been pretty bad. I took very soft shits probably four times within the span of an hour and couldn't stop passing gas throughout the day into the night. It also smelled horrible too and I kept having to sneak farts in public due to uncomfortable bloating. I really need to make it a habit to keep Lactaid with me at all times.

No. 2211770

I pissed on my desk chair while masturbating again

No. 2212788

I normally poop twice a day. Various circumstances prevented me from going for three days straight. I had to flush several times, my bum is bleeding and I think I know now how chicken feel when laying an egg.

No. 2212853

>>2211770
You are an animal.

No. 2212920

I never get horny I only masturbate because I'm bored but for the last two days I've been ravenous and not only that but I'm actually getting wet before orgasm and it feels so weird

No. 2212948

>>2211770
remote work too, huh?

No. 2212985

Sometimes I like eating beans because they taste good and because they make me fart

No. 2213015

the single who like like remote work are coomers and alcoholics

No. 2213034

I’m soooooooo horny because of my period like seriously I would sniff a scrote and get horny as fuck

No. 2213254

I wash my bellybutton on the regular, I even wash it randomly during the day and it still smells like swamp ass I hate it. But its fun to pick and sniff tbh

No. 2213273

>>2213254
One time I was digging in mine and ended up finding this really tiny black sphere in it. It was kind of uncomfortable getting it out, but I'm glad I did it. It smelled bad.

No. 2214355

i feel like i have a gas chamber inside of me and my stomach is literally on its way to speaking in full sentences make it stop

No. 2214461

i'm always constipated and my period is the only time i can take a proper shit.

No. 2214559

I orgasmed without touching myself while reading Avatar (2009) smut one time. I wanted to tell the author about my experience and to thank her for that one particular piece, but I felt stupid after typing my message and deleted it out of embarrassment. I wish I remembered her username and the title of what I read. Sorry if you were interested. I genuinely don't remember both.

No. 2214568

>>2213254
>smells bad
Do you dry it properly? It could have a fungal infection, it shouldn’t be chronically smelly.

No. 2214586

>>2209591
honestly, using a dildo or vibrator has helped me to get those last disgusting post-period discharge out.

No. 2214589

I have vitiligo and my butthole is completely albino because of it and I cannot treat this because the treatment for vitiligo is rubbing a cream on and tanning the area for an hour everyday

No. 2214593

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>>2214589
You can always start sunning.

No. 2214610

Cotton panties makes my vagina smell bad, I usually like smelling my orgasm juices but this time it was just rancid…

No. 2214627

>>2214593
Nta but I tried this recently to an extent by stretching naked in my living room during a particularly sunny morning. It felt so nice. I wasn't going out out of my way to achieve it but I didn't fight it either.

No. 2215121

There's an area inside my nose that has looser nose hairs and a lot of goopy snot. If I blow my nose or use a tissue to pick there, I tend to have nose hairs fall out easily. It has been like this for years now and I don't know if it might be an issue. It is satisfying to see the nose hairs fall out for some reason though.

No. 2215378

>>2214589
An anon in /g/ was thirsting after your butthole.

No. 2215438

>>2214589
Kek nonna, just go to a discreet place and open your ass cheeks

No. 2215441

>>2214568
It’s like earrings back. It just smells quickly because of dead skin cells. I also clean it with q tips and peroxide and dry it, it still doesn’t smell good, but not bad either I guess.

I actually discovered that yeah you should actually clean your belly button when I was randomly looking at it and decided to start to dig. It was so fucking disgusting and smelly kek. But the sensation of putting your finger there also makes me feel nauseous , I don’t know why.

No. 2215459

I’m taking a shit right now

No. 2216082

My poops consistently look like little rabbit pellets unless I’m on my period, and then its nightmare earth shattering asshole burning tier poop.

No. 2216089

>>2216082
I envy you

No. 2216171

>>2216082
Do you eat much, and do you eat much fiber and easily digestible foods like rice? It sounds like your system is missing the bulk of what structural and soft foods would fill out your digestion

No. 2216228

>>2216082
Pebble poop means you're dehydrated, it dries out and turns into little pellets. Maybe you eat or drink more on your period

No. 2216239

I have to shit so bad

No. 2216605

They shut off my wtaer for the day and I had to shit super bad. I live in the middle of nowhere, like absolutely nowhere, I am also on my period. I just decided to shit in my bowl and unfortunately, it will have to sit until 7 pm.

No. 2217328

my armpits stank

No. 2217700

>>2216171
I eat a lot more than I used to, however my diet is pretty shitty kek. It’s not always pellets but for the most part, yeah. I used to always have constipation but that’s been switched out for tiny poops. I try to eat more fiber considering. What foods are the best (aside from rice) to get more girthy shits?

No. 2218175

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I've been trying to figure out why my vagina smells so familiar, I finally figured it out. It smells like the model magic clay, I've only used it like once but I guess the smell is stuck in my brain. It actually smells really good.

No. 2218176

>>2218175
my pussy smell like weed lol

No. 2218972

>>2217700
Oatmeal and broccoli have a lot of fiber

No. 2219002

I’m so fucking horny rn and I’ve been at work all day. I wanna fuck a women I wanna get strapped I want her to pin me against the wall ughhhhbbbb

No. 2219022

>>2218176
Same and I haven't smoked in years

No. 2220725

IM SHITTING SO HARD IM SWEATING AND MY STOMACH FEELS LIKE ITS ABOUT TO EXPLODE AGHHHHHHHHH

No. 2220727

>>2220725
it feels like this has been cooking up for decades Holy shit ow

No. 2220731

>>2220727
okay i'm done whew I feel good

No. 2220744

I got my first vibrator after putting it off for a while because I felt I never really needed one and oh my god. I get it now. this is amazing

No. 2220828

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Full offense, but the trannies' idea of girl horny makes no goddamn sense to me because when I masturbate and orgasm I shake like I'm having a grand mal seizure and make down syndrome retard noises. One time I went at it a little too hard and bashed my head into my wall.

No. 2220895

>>2220828
so its a orgspazim? kek

No. 2220930

A few days ago I pooped really hard and the shit was way too big for my ass and it still hurts.

No. 2220972

Monica bBllucci was so fucking sexy I want to breathe her unadulterated crotch scent through an oxygen mask until I pass out

No. 2221591

I refuse to believe anyone telling me they're horny and nothing else when ovulating. All I get when I ovulate is a sharp pain in one of my ovaries and I bleed enough to ruin my clothes if I don't wear a pad. It hurts enough to turn me off even more than usual. I hate this so much.

No. 2221594

>>2221591
You bleed when you ovulate…?

No. 2221595

>>2218176
My pussy smells like cheese. Like some sharp, tangy cheese. Not musky, straight up cheese scented. I'm kind of obsessed with smelling it. It smells good to me tbh.

No. 2221598

>>2221594
Yes, I saw a doctor for that when it started a few years ago and she told me it was normal and it happens to a lot of women. Ultrasounds back then didn't show anything strange at all. There are times when it's a lot of blood, sometimes barely anything but I always forget about it so I had to go back home today with a stained pair of jeans, I was wearing a long coat so nobody knew but still. I have to wash it again.

No. 2223829

My cat insists on joining me to the toilet and everytime I fart, he responds. On a bad day, he has whole ass conversations with my farts, thinking I use them to communicate god knows what with him. He's always so eager too, my poor sweet dumbass.

No. 2223838

>>2221598
>doctor told me it was normal
>There are times when it's a lot of blood,
>had to go back home today with a stained pair of jeans
Tranny larp confusing periods with spotting. Otherwise you're extremely retarded and need to see a proper doctor.

No. 2223841

>>2221595
Mine reminds me of hot and sour soup. I think it smells delicious

No. 2223954

>>2221598
Fire your doctor, they’re retarded. Light spotting during ovulation is normal, if you’re having what you’d consider a second day flow it could be serious.

No. 2223981

i like popping blackheads and then eating them

No. 2227042

why do we as lactose intolerant people do this to ourselves at any given opportunity

No. 2227153

>>2223838
>>2223954
I'm not bleeding nearly as much as when I'm on my period though when that happens, a panty liner is usually enough for that but there are months when I need a pad just for one day instead because a panty liner isn't enough. I can't get a new gp for that right now, they're all too busy right now with a whooping cough epidemic so it would take me at least one month to get an appointment, and several gynecologists said they didn't see anything wrong. All I remember is that spottings started happening when I just recovered from covid.

>Tranny larp confusing periods with spotting

At this point I'm not sure if you're accusing me of being a tranny or my doctor and I really don't care. I mentioned ultrasounds but I didn't have any other tests after that one so maybe the gynecologists were neglectful, who knows.

No. 2227156

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my bf got me into dbz and consequently i am really into vegeta and now he's slightly jealous that i keep fangirling over him and his stupid sexy hairline. but i think if i don't stop then in the long run my bf will develop vegeta personality traits so i'm just not gonna stop

No. 2227163

>>2227156
heroic nonny, i had a crush on goku when i was little.

No. 2227171

>>2227163
keep your fingers crossed for me, i think i'll be able to make my bf vegeta in the future. apparently women massively prefer vegeta over goku or other characters. are we just hypnotized by his bad boy charms? personally i like seeing those rare moments of sweetness/spaghetti amidst all the peacocking…

No. 2227178

>>2227156
holy shit are you me kek, also recently got into db because of my bf constantly comparing it to naruto,shounenslop i also really like, and i wanted to see how the comparisons hold up for myself. Now I cant stop myself from reading old goku/vegeta doujins

No. 2227189

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>>2227178
how could they do this to us nonna??? honestly its their own fault. they should've known better. if they like the characters so much knowing how harmless they are then why wouldn't we like them just as much if not more KEK

No. 2227198

>>2227153
How old are you? Make an appointment with another doctor even if it’s a month from now. When you see her tell her you’re worried about it and it’s starting to affect your daily life so you want to make absolutely certain it’s not something serious. Ask if there’s a way to rule any serious problems out (ultra sound?pap if you haven’t had one already) and if not ask why she’s so certain it isn’t anything serious.
What you’re describing still sounds like it’s within the bounds of normal (one of my sisters has to triple up her panty liners sometimes).

No. 2227235

>>2227156
>but i think if i don't stop then in the long run my bf will develop vegeta personality traits
KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK godspeed on your quest to vegeta-fy him

No. 2227285

You know when you fart but you're sitting down so the air can't escape and the fart kind of travels up your ass and feels like a little fart bubble? That's kinda weird right, yeah. Fart bubbles.

No. 2227299

>>2227156
KEK, love you nonny

>>2227171
>are we just hypnotized by his bad boy charms?
I don't think it's just because he's a "bad boy", Vegeta is one of the best male tsunderes ever and some of his most iconic moments are when he cries, it's only natural he'd be super popular with women.

No. 2227311

>>2227285
Mine always goes the other direction.

No. 2227315

File: 1730088333848.png (1.14 MB, 1280x720, futuretrunks.png)

>>2227156
It's Future Trunks for me.

No. 2227343

When I squeeze out a big keratin plug, I like to squish it against the mirror.

No. 2227437

>accidentally piss myself a little while jumping up and down last night
>no change of cloth
>wash it off to avoid bad smell
>next morning
>it's still wet
I already feel so gross since my hoodie stinks for not drying properly last time, and on top of that I have a 3 hour train ride today, I can't wait to be home.

No. 2227451

>>2227156
I’m so sad a man is what got you into dbz how bleak

No. 2227524

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>>2227156
you QUEEN nonny. i hope your boyfriend achieves vegeta levels of tsundere cuteness.

No. 2227525

>>2227198
I'm 30 right now. So I started having this issue when I was 26/27 more or less, but as I said it doesn't happen every month, it's more like half of the time.

>Ask if there’s a way to rule any serious problems out (ultra sound?pap if you haven’t had one already)

I'm a virgin so gynecologists refused to give me a pap smear. That's the reason why I did ultrasounds back then but it's been a few years so maybe results could be different right now. I'll see what I can do.

No. 2227551

>>2227156
Fucking based

No. 2227567

>>2227156
I was more of a Goku girl (specifically his SS4 form in GT) but Vegeta was great too, I can definitely see him being popular with women since he's shown loving his wife a lot. They gave us good content with Super Broly as well, though I enjoyed him in the original movies too because he beats the shit out of everyone and I got to see muscular men in tattered clothing drammatically faiting. Women into DB really are a blessing.

No. 2227639

My gf recently complimented me on how clean my ears are.
And genuinely, it made me realize that I really look down on people who do not wash their ears. Especially so-called high-maintenance people. All it takes is some warm shower water and to scrunch/rub it a bit with your hand over and behind. It's not that hard! I am genuinely repulsed when a nicely-groomed person forgets to wash their ears.

No. 2228327

At this point I'm getting used to living with stomach pain and diarrhea.

No. 2228331

Picked a scab and ate it, it had the consistency of plastic, wtf.

No. 2228440

i think my pubic bone juts out more than average and i kinda have fat lips for a bone thug which gives the illusion of a bulge when i wear underwear kek especially when i wear pads. it looks INSANE… i thought it was my bush doing this but i trimmed it recently and the effect is still there. i don't have an "outie" so it's not my inner lips either but it just looks so normal with nothing noticeably out of the ordinary with clothes off imo… i remember this one time my classmate jokingly poked me in the vagina with a ruler while i was laying down and chilling in p.e to tell me i have a "cute squishy pussy" KEKKK i'm a lescel so idk how much of this benefits me really

No. 2228948

>>2228440
I don't believe anyone ever told you that.

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No. 2229721

This uti won't go away also my chin whiskers be growing so fast I will pluck it and it's back the same length in 24 hours. I've got to have some hormone shit going on especially with how I gain weight if I'm not skipping meals and literally starving every waking moment

No. 2229740

>>2229721
so sorry for your UTI, they are the worst
how long have you had this one for?

No. 2230572

>>2229721
I can handle any and all types of pain but a UTI makes me seethe to no end. Go get some antibiotics nonnie, if you can. I also recommend bearberry tea, it doesn't cure it but it helps with the symptoms.

No. 2231713

I have this kink that I'm ashamed of having and that is that I love being groped and even more in public there's just something so hot about a pair of strange hands exploring your body even it's above clothing. IRL it only has happened to me once and while I had men after discovering I had this kink, I just have never told anyone about this specially because it kinda sounds like I'm into being raped or something but now that I'm riding the bus more often to get home after work maybe this is my chance of fulfilling this weird and degenerate fantasy.

No. 2231802

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>>2231713
And then you turn around to see who groped you and you’re met with this. So hot.

No. 2232506

I was lactating slightly only from my left boob for like a year only if I squeezed but it went away. Never preg and no birth control but I do yoyo diet

No. 2232750

>>2232506
isn't that a sign of breast cancer?

No. 2233661

For months now I’ve been physically horny but not mentally horny. It’s torture. My vagina’s libido is off the fucking charts but my mind is not interested. It’s so hard to get off, but I wind up having to try, because my clit will literally twitch all day long if I go too many weeks without cumming. I hope my mental libido comes back some day because this is so unfun to deal with.

No. 2235000

Favorite thing to do when I get off work is take my socks off, rub finger between toes to remove toe jam, then take a BIG whiff.

No. 2235134

>>2235000
Please say psych.

No. 2235138

>>2233661
Update: I had a horny dream that like a dozen men were visiting me one by one in a hotel room and having sex with me but I would refuse to look at them and faced away. I was doing this willingly. The sensation still felt great though this idea is not hot at all to me IRL so WTF. Maybe only the idea of the sensation is appealing.
Am I possessed by a demon? Why did I have this dream??

No. 2235641

I'm shitting all of the shit I couldn't shit this last week, somehow getting my period made my diarrhea stop? So I couldn't shit properly, but now that my period stopped I can't stop shitting.
Make it go back to normal already.

No. 2235782

Premenstrual constipation all week finally gave way to epic period shits. Thank you Lord.

No. 2238129

I disregarded all social norms and took a huge dump at work when I noticed there was another person silently waiting for me to leave in the stall before me so she could go first.
This is the most feminist thing I have done in ages.

No. 2239920

i accidentally dropped my ear bud into my coffee and i didnt notice until i came back from getting a napkin… i shouldnt have looked cause there was ear wax gunked up in the bud i still drank it anyways, im not wasting a cup of coffee i paid for

No. 2239943

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My vagina started leaking watery discharge after my period. I can feel it dripping down my legs. If it soaks through my pants I’m killing myself.

No. 2239952

>>2239943
I feel guilty for enjoying your post so much
gl

No. 2239978


No. 2240035

just masturbated to an actor and i feel awful, like a terrible pervert. whenever im ovulating or bored i get an immense urge to do it, in this case it was both

No. 2240081

>>2239978
Ate an edible and it made me laugh from the frontpage, but it sounds hellish too

No. 2240090

Been getting so horny lately and started thinking to just fuck anyone I see

No. 2241048

Got so stressed it gave me diarrhea and a cold sore. Dope as fuck.

No. 2241127

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I've been on prozac 20mg for less than a month, and while I still get horny, it's becoming difficult to orgasm. I didn't believe people when they said it causes sexual issues.

No. 2243788

I CAN'T STOP FARTING

No. 2244290

Some girl i know pegs men in the ass and one time she got a severe ear infection because shit got in her ear. She openly talked about this online, i don't get how she's not asahmed at all about some nasty man's shit being in her ear!

No. 2244371

>>2244290
I don't have any words to describe how this makes me feel besides horror and despair

No. 2244386

>>2244290
She pegs people… With her ears…?????

No. 2244457

>>2240035
who was it?

No. 2244488

>>2244290
How the fuck does that even happen?

No. 2244827

>>2244386
noo with a dildo, but i guess shit was on her hands when she scratched in her ear.

No. 2246049

>>2244457
harris dickinson. i find him plain faced but something evil awakened inside of me

No. 2246311

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My mom just caught me reading smut but she pretended like she didn't see anything. Embarrassing but it dug up a memory I wish I could wipe from my mind for good. When I was a teen and still living with my grandma, she loved crotcheting especially amigurumi dolls and sometimes she would put them in my room. She onced made a cute pair of twins and I would use either one them and stuff their face in my pussy and pretend it was one of my husbandos eating me out. I was horny and had no toys so I didn't think it was a bit deal. I would usually clean their faces with some wet wipes and a little bit of alcohol and it looked ok. At some point I stopped cleaning them right after using them cause whats the point, she hardly ever looked at the dolls after making them and tossing them in my room. Well one day, she came to my room to talk to me about something and she had for some reason to pick one of the twins. The doll was clearly stained with cum. When she saw it, she paused, her face dropped, put it back, and kept talking to me like nothing happened. I felt so ashamed at that moment.If it was a piece of clothing or a sex toy, whatever but it was one of the dolls she spent hours making. If you caught your grandaughter doing this shit would you think she is a degenerate? I'm thankful that she didn't say anything but I still wonder what she thought at that moment.

No. 2246321

>>2246311
Maybe she thought it was snot

No. 2246325

>>2246311
I just imagesearched amigurumi dolls and you are SICK

No. 2246373

>>2246311
This made me laugh I'm so sorry nonnie

No. 2246439

File: 1730926912342.gif (805.33 KB, 640x640, scared pepe leaves.gif)

>>2246311
anon what the fuck is wrong with you

No. 2246457

>>2246311
lmao anon im so sorry but it is kind of funny…if i was a mom and my daughter did that with something i made, i'd be sad, but just realise that teens b teens and i was freaky with myself at that age anyway…it's probably way in the past

No. 2246514

>>2246311
>would rub crocheted doll head on pussy to stimulate husbando oral sex
This is so strange, like did you seriously get off on this???? How did you not cringe mid shoving yarn doll in crotch???? And you let the cum dry on them????? Anon…

No. 2246537

had an ex-boyfriend that cheated on me. his best friend knew and said to ex, "you tell her or i will"
said best friend has now fallen for me. we had relations while i was on my period. he shot cum directly into my eyeball
afterwards i dragged my vag from his dick to his chest and completely covered him in my period blood

No. 2246557

>>2246311
>Amigurumi
200 hours of community service and a shame circle at minimum.

No. 2246639

>>2246514
yeah like wouldn't the yarn feel uncomfortable?

No. 2246813

>>2246514
I would wet it or use cream.

No. 2246903

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>been into sudoku and similar puzzles games a lot lately
>play increasingly higher difficulties of sudoku whenever i'm waiting for something or not sure what to do
>masturbating the other night
>close my eyes
>sudoku grids appear and my autist brain starts solving them instead of focusing on orgasming
>it keeps happening if i don't force myself to think about the fantasy i had in my head

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No. 2246963

>>2246903
Kek it's called Tetris syndrome, that's hilarious

No. 2248583

>>2246963
It having a name is funny as fuck. Fascinating that they used it in real psychotherapy, though.

No. 2248631

I probably make the whole gym smell like pussy when I’m doing legs. I feel bad about it but what else am I supposed to do? I sweat.

No. 2249256

>>2248631
Powerful, honestly. Head up, nona, don't let your Stacy crown fall.

No. 2249357

the feeling of blood sliding out of me makes me sperg

No. 2249405

I just wanna be fucked. I want to be fucked so bad. I want someone sliding in and out of me until I'm rubbed raw and am breathless in a way a dildo or vibe can't and I fucking hate it because I don't even want it and I don't have anyone to fuck but the thought of it is wetting me up. Like damn I hate my own sporadic random sexual urges because most of the time it's just repulsion or flatlining and then sometimes the fucking horny kicks my ass

No. 2250557

I don't wear underwear and don't see the point of it. Even on my period I just wear tampons and baggy pants. I don't really experience discharge unless I 'push' it out. I love not wearing underwear.

No. 2250623

>>2246537
Horrible

No. 2250787

>>2246903
kekkkkk this happened to me but with nonograms

No. 2251915

i don't like when i fart while i'm wearing a pad and it send a shockwave through my pad

No. 2252835

i finally pooped after a week long binge, thank you poop gods for blessing me

No. 2252845

>>2252835
How the heck do you binge for a week and not poop once? usually eating gets my bowels moving

No. 2252905

>>2252845
my digestive system is completely fucked. i considered buying laxatives or throwing up but i'm scared to death of it and the possibility of diarrhea. i made chia pudding last night because i read that it helps you poop so i ate it five? hours ago and it finally happened. 10/10 recommend

No. 2253939

I can't stop farting deadly stinkers

No. 2254320

My body is really weird and whenever I'm in the kitchen and use the sink or filtered water dispenser I need to pee. While I was making tea I thought I could hold it in but while I was pouring the kettle into the cup I dead ass peed myself. It trinkled down to my slipper.

No. 2254516

>>2254320
When I lived with my parents my mom installed a fountain in the living room so I stopped spending time in it and the salon (sitting room? lounge? the room where you socialise with guests) connected to it because the trickling sound would make me want to pee
I now have a cat that doesn't like to drink from a bowl but prefers running water. I understand that it's a self-preservation instinct. But I'm not getting a cat fountain that'll make me want to pee all the time when I enter that space. I let him jump on the sink and drink from the faucet

No. 2255812

I'm actually going to tard rage this shit in my butt will not come out. Gonna have to bring out the poop stool.

No. 2256398

I have intense caregiver fatigue towards my elderly dogs so I do little voices for them and act like they are saying nice things to me so I don't go completely insane and beat them to death. I make a voice like one says like an old man with dementia "Oooh I love my mom, I love America, did you know??" like he's educating me and I go yes thank you I know. I am under so many layers of cope to cope with the rage

No. 2256421

>>2256398
Holy shit. I can understand your frustration, and this is a weird thing to say about someone's else's dogs, but thank you for your every day sacrifice taking care of those pooches. Frustration, anger and fatigue are totally natural, even feeling like you just want to punch their little faces in is natural lmfao, I used to have a very vocal female cat and sometimes I wanted to slap her upside her little head. But feeling that way isn't wrong, it's your actions that matter, and you're clearly a loving pet owner.

No. 2256512

I need to buy an actual butt plug I've been using an old lipstick and I just had to try and dig it out for 5 minutes because it wouldn't come out.

No. 2256591

>>2256512
What the fuck

No. 2256809

>>2256512
You need a flange/flared base on anything you stick up your butt nonnie. Let discount NCIS Abby tell you all about it.

No. 2257113

browsing lolcow while awake during the middle of the night trying to sleep but it’s so uncomfortable trying to sleep because blood keeps gushing out of my vagina and it’s hard to stop the bleeding from go anywhere else but in the pad

No. 2257189

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whenever my bush gets long enough to coil into one small curl i can't help but see picrel in it

No. 2257765

I have so little sensitivity in my body nothing feels good nothing is sexually gratifying. My body feels completely useless I fantasize about getting raped and murdered (in either order) so often I just hope that someone gets some enjoyment out of my body before I pass.

No. 2257767

>>2257189
Playing with your bush is so comforting kek

No. 2257779

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>>2257113
Have you tried period panties nonna? I don’t have a big flow but I like to wear them during the night and I wear boxers on top of them.

No. 2257791

>>2256512
Should you not use something with a base kek, that’s how you end up in the hospital like thsoe scrotes with remotes and coke cans up their ass.
>oh I just slipped!
With your ass wide open and naked sure kek. Nonna do you want to experience that kind of humiliation?

No. 2257808

>>2257765
Get a grip woman! Work on your self-esteem. Anything that feels even the tiniest bit nice is best for your body. Drinking a warm drink on a cool morning, the feeling of water when you swim, baking something good.

No. 2258151

>>2257189
I hate it when it does this, I like it bushy

No. 2258495

>>2257189
>>2257767
Yessssss I love my bush so much the curl is so cute

No. 2258508

>>2257189
The moment this happens is the moment i get my electric shaver out and get rid of it because it irritates me. Shaving it off is the most satisfying thing. Plus it's a distraction because i will keep fiddling with it.

No. 2258773

Boric acid suppositories have changed my life. I had chronic BV that wouldn’t go away despite every attempt to rid of it. It was super annoying and I wasn’t even sexually active much- when I was it got worse. One single suppository and my pussy smells like nothing. I pulled my finger out the day after it dissolved and there was zero scent. It’s been a week and it still smells like nothing, maybe a faint normal pussy smell. Hallelujah I am so goddamn happy. You’re supposed to supplement with probiotics after to help build back good bacteria but every body is different and if it’s doing just fine then leave it. I have no period due to my IUD and it’s such a relief to have the reproductive system I had before puberty when things just felt comfy and normal.

No. 2259708

I just know I will have to shit a third time because I can relax in my bed and get cramps instead of having them in the bathroom because I'm paranoid she can hear me with her room being attached, and she can be so bitchy about her night time and rumours

No. 2259898

>>2231802
I wouldn't mind it

No. 2259956

I miss doing my kinky gay roleplays with my friends. The ones I used to do with have lost touch over the years. I broke up with my gf this month so I'm extra lonely and horny LOL

Where do people even go for OCs and RPing these days? I just wanna write about twinks getting fucked by mean guys with someone

No. 2259960

>>2259956
Isn't that just any discord server

No. 2259965

>>2259956
Let's tango, nonnie. I'm bored too.

No. 2259970

Today I saw two tall people accepting at award from their very short boss. They two tall people high fived each other in their photo with the boss standing between the two of them. My immature mind just thought “Eiffel tower hehe”.

No. 2260351

>>2259956
>Where do people even go for OCs and RPing these days?
AI chatbots

No. 2260872

>>2260351
That’s fucking sad.

No. 2260877

>>2259956
VR Chat is the cursed version of this which came back wrong.

No. 2261515

I love how after a good masturbation session if I get up and walk around while my pussy is still all puffed up and engorged, it feels so nice and satisfying with every step. Feels like I’m treating my body right kek

No. 2261768

I hate that whenever I sneeze I pee myself a little, it's obnoxious at this point, I will have to wear a diaper or some shit. Today I almost shat myself too because I was sneezing, my allergies are flared as fuck so not even an antiallergic is helping me with this.

No. 2261775

My poop smells like vinegar. What's going on? I didn't eat anything vinegary.

No. 2262572

Rinsing your coochie and getting rid of all that built up discharge is one of the most refreshing experiences there is. I always feel like a new woman.

No. 2262574

>>2261768
You urgently need to pelvic floor exercises.

No. 2264340

this aluminium free deodorant makes me smell so much worse than no deodorant i can't believe you guys tricked me into buying this shit.

No. 2264443

>>2259956
second life

No. 2264878

I see a lot of women talk about ovulation making them horny, and while it makes me needy and affectionate I think I'm sluttier during the days leading up to my period

No. 2264923

>>2264878
Ovulation would make me hate my ex bf. I thought of it as my body/mind trying to prevent unwanted pregnancy. Now that I'm single, it's the only couple of days I feel a bit horny.

No. 2264941

Oh my god, I love picking my nose. The pleasure of feeling boogers be stripped from my nostrils, I have a big nose so I can fit two fingertips in one nostril and I like to pluck it out, I feel so good afterI pick my nose and during. This is what makes life worth living.

No. 2264967

>>2264941
>fit two fingertips in one nostril
?!?!!?

No. 2265043

>>2264967
this is the benefit of being an ethnic big nosuprincess

No. 2265132

>>2265043
I have never even had the thought in life that ethinic bigunosu himes could fit two fingers in one nostril, if it helps. But couldn't that stretch your nose further? Jw

No. 2265143

>>2264941
Kekk I love this

No. 2265164

>>2264941
this but also I eat my boogers

No. 2265793

when i woke up today my nose was so clogged with snot i got out of breath trying to blow it and the lack of oxygen made me fall asleep again. fuck cold weather

No. 2265812

>>2265164
I discovered what they mean with the phrase "booger sugar"

No. 2265891

I literally just fucking pissed myself in my sleep

No. 2265908

>>2265164
Me too omg kindred spirit

No. 2265924

File: 1731950301675.jpg (270.3 KB, 736x1104, Anime Cat Meditating in Flower…)

I'm finally in the acceptance phase that fluoxetine is killing my pussy. Last night I stopped after a few minutes of trying to masturbate and accepted that it wasn't going to work. I just wish two things…1. that fluoxetine would also just get rid of the horny feelings. 2. That it would hurry up and fix my brain as fast as it broke my pussy.

No. 2266022

>>2265891
Same thing happened to me like two months ago and I was paranoid every fucking day for the next week or two that it'd happen again. The last time it happened, I was in elementary school. The human body is so retarded sometimes.

No. 2266571

I have a fuck document with eye color, dick size, age, name, race, performance/experience, and etc doxx in a word document for all of my sexual history. It has led to the downfall of one relationship but I refuse to delete it. It is color coded as well. Red for bad, yellow for meh, green for good and cyan for fantastic, and grey for didn't work out/very bad circumstances. I am afraid of forgetting stuff also I find it interesting to look back on. I want to make all of them in a sims village and watch them fight or something especially the midget

No. 2266576

>>2266571
Emily?!

No. 2266579

>>2266576
No but I'm pleased I'm not the only one

No. 2266580

>>2266571
I love this so much

No. 2266584

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>>2266571
You fucked a MIDGET?! Yeah, this really is the TMI thread.

No. 2266585

>>2266584
Yoo is she the one who slept with hotwheels / former 8chan admin? Kek

No. 2266606

>>2266585
Post removed but the legend of Barnaby lives on

No. 2266608

File: 1731987272817.png (42.13 KB, 1834x178, post.png)

Idk why anon deleted it. Live in your truth.

No. 2266611

>>2266608
Every time I overshare about my life on here I get banned for bait so I got paranoid

No. 2266618

>>2266608
So glad you saved it, thank u
>>2266611
Mods are hot and cold lately, but how many times were you baiting? Honest question kek

No. 2266643

>>2266571
i've seen this same text posted here before (almost) word for word

No. 2266671

Why must the vagina itch before period starts please tell me why

No. 2266702

I was sexually assaulted last February and for almost a year now I've been struggling with vulvodynia/recurrent yeast infections. After nuking it with OTC and prescription meds I had zero improvement but I recently started drinking kefir daily, eating Greek yogurt, and adding vitamin C to my diet. It's finally gone. Even my vulvodynia is improving. I'm finally recovering from the damage that filthy creature did to my body and I'm so happy

No. 2266751

>>2266702
congrats nona!!! so happy for you!!

No. 2267480

>>2266751
Thanks nonna! It's been a long journey but having the physical reminders disappear is such a huge weight off of me

No. 2268918

I got my period today and I was half awake when I went to go change my underwear, i walked around without anything on trying to find a pad and some new underwear before going back to sleep. I woke up and noticed a single blotch of blood on the floor that probably dripped out. weird.

No. 2269071

Not really sure what's up… But for the last week and a half my bootyhole has been in agony. Bowel movements normal, except that when I wipe it feels like.. Fucking razorblades. Going from burning pain to crazy itchy to sore to completely normal. Someone playfully spanked me the other day and it actually sent a little jolt up there. If I'm not better soon I guess I'll go to the doctor. Just feel kinda scared because I don't experiment with butt stuff or anything so like what the fuck is wrong with my ass suddenly

No. 2270140

does anyone's pad "gurgle" when they have heavy flow days? it gets annoying when the bubbles flow up to the ass crack and its hard to sleep when its marinating down there



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