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No. 2321071

Confess your sins

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>>2289194

No. 2321073

This threadpic is so stupid kek I love you anon

No. 2321074

If you have an 84 tiktok streak with someone and you block them cause you decide to cut them out of your life entirely but then they text you and you change your mind so you unblock them on tiktok the next day… Your streak will be 85. Don't ask how I know

No. 2321080

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i used to have freaky esex in this game when i was 10

No. 2321082

When I was 12 I used to have esex in this mobile card game. I was probably role playing with a fucking 40 year old and the thought disgusts me profoundly, what the hell was I thinking? I ghosted them when they asked to use skype (or something else I forgot).
I hope I was role playing with another girl my same age faking to be a scrote please.

No. 2321109

I like watching videos where people talk about their OCs and shit. I rarely think they are any good but the videos are interesting to me anyway.

No. 2321126

>>2321080
>>2321082
When my friend and I were like 10 we used to go to some sex chats to troll coomers. The fucked up part is they must have known they were speaking to a child, since we were so clueless about sex/anatomy. Like when I was asked bra size said 3.

No. 2321132

>>2321080
Do you still have bibs underwear photos saved or have you moved on to someone else?

No. 2321140

>>2321082
This is why I’m partially glad for chat Ai box. I’d rather my child role pay with a robot than with a stranger on the internet.

No. 2321144

>>2321132
what

No. 2321146

I used to hate AI art but ever since that one Twitter chatbot came out I really like making hot men with it, so i guess that AI is art and porn

No. 2321148

>>2321146
ai men are always so hideous, it makes me laugh the kind of ugly garbage the anons in the AI dumpster on /m/ cum to, they are on par with moids

No. 2321149

>>2321148
She's talking about chatbots

No. 2321150

>>2321148
Men are barely posted on the ai image thread

No. 2321151

>>2321150
the ones that are posted are hideous though, everything in that shitty thread is

No. 2321152

>>2321132
stop being schizo

No. 2321173

When I was a kid I wanted to have babies with every race just to see what they would look like

No. 2321206

>>2321148
Using generative AI tools is a sign of low IQ.

No. 2321337

>found out my crush used to be a prostitute when he was 18 and homeless and he sold himself to both men and women
I'm… idk what to do about this

No. 2321344

>>2321080
Same but with Woozworld instead kek

No. 2321352

>>2321126
>>2321082
When people invited me back to their bases (I played a lot of random shitty MMOs) to ERP, I'd follow them and then spam retarded breakdancing emotes until they gave up and banned me kek

No. 2321356

I think it's really remarkable that whenever I'm single I'm also a virgin. Just waiting for The One and have never been touched by anybody else. Vaginas work in wonderful and mysterious ways.

No. 2321384

>procured the services of a young homeless gigolo
he will forever be tainted

No. 2321388

>>2321337
…hot

No. 2321392

Wow this thread is so fancy. It even has the special numero symbol. So chic and en vogue.

No. 2321398

>>2321384
details pls

No. 2321399

>>2321337
Exploit his past.

No. 2321409

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I like to pretend to be a depressed flirty wine mom when home alone, the mindset is oddly calming.

No. 2321459

My most Stacy moment happened at work this month. This new ugly autistic girl took a liking to me at work for some reason and always wanted to chat me up even though I needed to get work done. (She was also not that smart and was hired for a makework job for disabled people kek). To top things off she was such a NLOG and talk about how she was better than other girls because she had stupid interests in things like Medieval history and boring shit no one cares about. She would over share about things like how she never had a boyfriend, never went to a party, and all of her health issues. I acted like the nice and understanding big sister type, but I've had a laugh talking about all of her stupid issues behind her back. In fact my coworkers have told me they realized she wasn't just odd but deranged because of me.

Now I feel satisfied that I can enter 2025 feeling like a true Stacy.

No. 2321466

>>2321459
I find girls like her cute when they don’t have that stupid behavior, but most of them think that they’re the only women with depth and interests kek.

No. 2321479

I've wanted to dump my nigel in favour of my husbando for a while now but I haven't done so because it's the kind of decision I know I'd regret.

No. 2321484

>>2321479
You dumped your husbando when you met your nigel.

No. 2321488

Maybe Isildur is my husbando, for without him we wouldn't have Aragorn either. The line of most high hotties

No. 2321499

>>2321459
Nerdy insecure women are some of THE biggest fucking bullies in the world. I'm normiemaxxing in the new year so they can stop honing in on me just to be huge retarded mean bitches just so they can get a dopamine kick. Like I don't care if they were bullied, be nice and normal or stfu.

No. 2321501

I have a crush on someone who I know extensively uses 4chan (a TIF not a scrote) so I keep trying to get into it in hopes I somehow interact with them anonymously… but every time I go there the racism scares me (I am weak-willed)

No. 2321553

>>2321337
Get tested

No. 2321556

>>2321501
Nonnie don’t ever force yourself to like something for a crush, but especially don’t ever force yourself to wade through 4chan because of them. Good lord.

No. 2321562

I'm finding it harder to stay positive in these dark months of little sunlight and many scholarly demands. For some reason, one of the best ways to feel happy is to actively feel love for others for me. I'm actually a grouch by default, but by practicing emotional consciousness, seeing people with the love God has for me, and releasing grudges, I can make myself happier. I hope I walk with Jesus in 2025.

No. 2321570

>>2321501
>I have a crush
>On a troon
Good Lord you must have hydocephalus. If I were you I'd go to the doctor and get on some anti-psychotics ASAP

No. 2321612

>>2321501
She's already too far gone. She thinks because she's a tif she's exempt from misogyny and that's how she can browse 4chan easily. She looks down on you and will treat you like shit because you didn't choose to troon out and ~attempt to escape misogyny.~ Just move on before you get too involved and she goes bpd mode on you, because if you're crushing on a tranny your self esteem is probably low enough to make you believe you deserve the abuse cycle you two will inevitably go through.

No. 2321680

I always think of calling this girl out for acting high and mighty when it's well known that she's patient zero for a chlamyida outbreak in a Discord server for our city and that she gives her sloppy seconds to her sister. Her boyfriend knows this but he's too far up her vag and is in denial. But then where will I get my milk? This bitch has had multiple 4chan posts about her spreading around the clap too lol. At least her military boyfriend is keeping her in check.

No. 2321705

>>2321680
reminds me of the herpes anon from last thread kek

No. 2321709

I fantasize about physically assaulting people a lot. Sometimes I find myself hoping for any reason to hurt someone. It's never happened before and I'm scared I might not be able to control myself in certain circumstances.

No. 2321724

>>2321570
She’s genuinely gorgeous naturally, like 1 in a 1000 beauty… but an autist and yeah has some retardation BUT I can’t bring myself to not like her. She’s genuinely SSA too so I think it’d take a high lvl bi/lesbian Stacy to resist it I’m serious, people around her let her get away with a lot honestly. Anti-psychotics might help though you’re right
>>2321556
>>2321612
Fair. On that note 4chan is getting more and more popular with zoomer women, I can’t help but wonder how? Are they ignoring like 90% of the site? I do feel slightly left out when people I know use it but I just am not seeing what they’re seeing

No. 2321736

>>2321466
No, these types of autistic girls are not cute. They have horrible hygiene from refusing to shower and smell.

No. 2321738

>>2321736
>smell
hng…

No. 2321739

>>2321724
How is 4chan getting more popular? I think traffic is down. What makes you say that it's popular with zoomer women?

No. 2321740

>>2321739
Because every girl I know suddenly is using it kek

No. 2321742

>>2321740
Maybe that's just in your circles. I've never met anyone IRL who admitted to using 4chan. How does it even come up in conversation? Or are they linking to posts in their stories?

No. 2321754

>>2321742
Both, and yeah it comes up with their conversations amongst each other and on the internet elsewhere.

No. 2321771

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I have to be crypto irl because of my job which is troon infested. Whenever one asks for advice about hair/makeup/clothes/skincare I make sure to tell them something that will make them look worse.

No. 2321788

>>2321771
I hate how trannies automatically assume that any woman is supposed to teach them and mentor them to do “womanly things”, fuck off Lilith, you’ll alway be a 6’2’’ ogre even if you put make up on.

No. 2321789

>>2321771
based

No. 2321791

>>2321459
Anon, lolcow isn't IRL and that doesn't make you a Stacy. Now you've put a target on your back for being that one untrustworthy two-faced co-worker who gossips.

No. 2321798

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>>2321771
Please tell them to use apricot scrub four times a week and apply this too.

No. 2321800

>>2321798
And tell them to only use natural aluminum free deodorant in order to let the real “feminine” smell out kek

No. 2321801

>>2321754
Can you give an example of a conversation IRL where 4chan came up?

No. 2321802

>>2321798
Unrel but that pic brought back so many memories. Me and my best friend bought into the hype for this brand in 2017 and we both tried this serum and it literally fucked up our faces for a solid 2 months. Did this product work for anybody? Or were we just super unlucky kek

No. 2321809

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>>2321459
>Medieval history
>boring shit no one cares about
you're no fun at parties

No. 2321822

>>2321459
>To top things off she was such a NLOG and talk about how she was better than other girls because she had stupid interests in things like Medieval history
girl gotta get herself into the SCA so she can realize that she is Exactly Like Other Girls and that Other Girls are awesome

No. 2321823

>>2321501
Least mentally ill TIF fetishizer.

No. 2321824

>>2321802
It’s very hard to use honestly. For me it burned and dried my face so bad kek. I was using it once a week and then changed to once every two weeks and got better but I think it was because I was using it less.

No. 2321826

>>2321459
Whats stacy about bullying a disable woman? reminds me of those autists who think they are stacies for sleeping with married men. You are not a stacy just a pickme.

No. 2321827

>>2321788
It’s such a male thought process

No. 2321828

>>2321802
It works okay for me but I don’t use any other special products, just this once every couple weeks if I remember to, daily general face wash, and daily aquaphor + sunscreen. I would probably get better results with other treatments though

No. 2321829

>>2321826
She’ll be alright. She is busy analyzing medieval history and thinking that she’s better than the boring women at work.

No. 2321830

>>2321829
You are in lolcow, most anons here think they are better than normie women for hating men. How are you any different, you yourself think you are better for bullying an ''nlog''.

No. 2321834

>>2321829
anon you just sound like a bitch kicking some harmless downsy further down

No. 2321835

>>2321828
My daily routine is very similar to yours, it’s cheap and easy to keep up with, whenever I add stuff like serums and retinol I break out so bad
> It works okay for me but I don’t use any other special products
Is it really working or are you using it so little and not so often to the point that it damages your skin?

No. 2321836

>>2321738
Go away yuripedo

No. 2321838

>>2321834
I’ll be a bitch then kek

No. 2321845

i'm the biggest loser on lc and would probably be bullied by other farmers if we met irl

No. 2321846

>>2321845
>The biggest loser on LC
How dare you try to claim MY title?

No. 2321847

>>2321845
I don’t think you are nonnita. The biggest loser on Lc isn’t that self aware. Keep your head high, we’re all losers here.

No. 2321849

>>2321835
I think it has helped with discoloration but I stopped paying much attention to my skin the past few years because we all die and I don’t care about youthfulness. I honestly just keep using it to get through the bottle and it’s nice to feel like I’m pampering myself, the mental image of chemically exfoliating the whole top layer of my face and all its impurities comforts me

No. 2321858

>>2321459
You sound like a typical gossiping narc/bpd whore from a typical office job kek

No. 2321861

>>2321829
>busy analyzing medieval history
Based historian Stacey, wish she would post here

No. 2321862

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>>2321858
What gets me is like why even brag about this?
>Yeah, I gossip about people at work, I'm such a Stacy.
Like okay? Do you want a trophy? Congrats on being like every other human being alive.

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>>2321801
Just talking about a post they’ve seen there or whatever, plus using the lingo and going on about/using wojaks. Paired with them wearing a shirt like this is telling

No. 2321867

>>2321864
Anon, where the FUCK do you live kek

No. 2321869

>>2321867
2008 apparently

No. 2321871

>>2321862
This, also I think actual stacies don't even engage in gossip at work as much as beckies

No. 2321874

>>2321867
>>2321869
Have you people seriously never come across the people I’m talking about? I’ve even seen them on TikTok

No. 2321876

>>2321874
TikTok is a Chinese propaganda machine designed to corrupt Christian-Americans and give children ADHD. Nothing on TikTok is real. That's like saying "yeah everyone in my omegaverse fanfic is a brunette so that means everyone irl has brown hair" it's just make-believe. It's imaginary.

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>>2321788
>>2321827
I fucking loathe them. No woman asks her coworker for bra fitting advice and I shouldn’t be expected to entertain the conversation regardless.
>>2321798
>>2321800
Kekkk. Thank you nonas I will be sure to add both of these to my list.

No. 2321878

>>2321874
But how are you cultivating entire friend groups of these specimens by accident? Did you take a sample from one and leave the lid off the petri dish?

No. 2321880

>>2321877
Is catcrumb your new favourite or something?

No. 2321884

>>2321874
tiktok curates a feed, you're getting 4tards because you watch related content yourself

No. 2321887

>>2321864
Do you have links to tiktokers like the one you're describing? I'm intrigued.

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>>2321880
I just like using images because this is, in fact, an imageboard. Here’s a photo though just for you.

No. 2321893

>>2321876
I mean I used it as an example as it’s not just where I am. Still a good point though
>>2321878
I just socialise with people who are either weebs or alternative or both, maybe once the gendies are weeded out you’re only left with the edgies?
>>2321884
I mean IRL i think it does say more about me that a lot of the people I socialise with are like that but on TikTok I just like videos of people in cool clothes n shit. Sometimes internet drama. For some reason my feed knew to start recommending me videos complaining about those racist edgy girls with the black eye contacts too and those also have 100k+ likes so I can’t be the only one experiencing these phenomena
>>2321887
Fuck I wish but I don’t like them, maybe I could find one complaining about them

No. 2321906

>>2321864
Kek my friend got a troll face t shirt as a joke and he apparently gets lots of compliments from men

No. 2321911

>>2321876
Based, and definitely not a glowie

No. 2321912

>>2321893
Sure we would love to see a TikTok complaining about 4chan girls. And it sounds like you need a better circle of friends.

No. 2321914

>>2321864
KEK I’ve never experienced this. I do know one moid who uses/used 4chan, but only because I’ve known him since middle school
>>2321887
Seconded. Please nonna I’m curious

No. 2321920

>>2321887
girl my IRL is mutuals with, the usage of “chat” and Twitchtard kinds of lingo seems to be common with these types too? I saw a lot of this shirt in November specifically so I guess it must be trendy, don’t know if this girl uses 4chan but the one I know following her does

No. 2321924

>>2321920
The use of the word chat and other streamer lingo is popular with a lot of Gen Z kids. And you just posted a video of someone wearing a shirt. It's no different than a kid wearing a band tee even if they don't listen to the music.

No. 2321925

>>2321920
This girl looks legitimately creepy and weird looking, I had to hide the video because I was weirded out and scared.

No. 2321928

>>2321920
You realize that the troll face isn't like a 4chan mascot, right? Troll face wasn't exclusive to 4chan.

No. 2321930

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>>2321920
Fascinating, thank you nonna
>cosplayer
>weeb
>le epic troller
>orbits 4chan moids
Wtf is nature healing?

No. 2321931

>>2321924
>>2321928
Of course, but anons asked for an example of girls I get on my fyp occasionally. My IRLs use 4chan and bought the shirt for some reason. I don’t know but it’s some sort of zoomie rite of passage for using ibs now. My crush has the one in black. A lot of TIFs that call themselves incels too.

No. 2321932

>>2321920
People addressing empty air as "chat" piss me off, you're not your favorite Twitch streamer, if you want to address a chat so bad go start streaming

No. 2321935

>>2321920
Tbh she seems really young. I’ve wondered in general how many underage newfags there are here

No. 2321943

>>2321935
Yeah idk, my social circle is very early 20s though, so I assumed she was around the same and leaning into kawawi aesthetics like literally everyone else.

No. 2321945

>>2321392
the № was an accident but i'm glad you like it nona

No. 2321947

>>2321459
She sounds way cooler than you so I guess she’s right.

No. 2321950

>>2321947
Nta but I think it's funny when anons self-insert as the unlikable, annoying girl because they relate to her.

No. 2321953

>>2321950
Most anons are self-inserting as the medieval history sperg though, not the annoying unlikable girl?

No. 2321955

>>2321459
Why would gossiping about your disabled coworker make you a stacey? It just makes you insecure and two-faced.

No. 2321956

>>2321950
Gossipy workplace bullies are a lot more unlikeable and annoying actually.

No. 2321957

>>2321861
Where would a medieval history thread go? I assume /m/, but maybe /g/ for a thread focused on women throughout history?

No. 2321958

>>2321459
>I acted like the nice and understanding big sister type, but I've had a laugh talking about all of her stupid issues behind her back. In fact my coworkers have told me they realized she wasn't just odd but deranged because of me.
if you hate her that's one thing but to shittalk and turn your coworkers into making fun of her too is nasty. retard on retard violence is inevitable i suppose.

No. 2321961

>>2321956
It's actually more annoying and unlikable to immediately sperg out about being Not Like Other women and dumping your health issue trauma onto some random coworker you aren't even friends with, but okay.

No. 2321967

>>2321961
Yeah it's almost like the girl who got the job intended for disabled people… is disabled.

No. 2321969

>>2321961
She's disabled. Jfc if you hate her so much just tell her that, talking behind her back is such coward behaviour. You are also setting her up for men to take advantage of her.

No. 2321970

>>2321969
I'm not that anon actually I just have a hatred for the nerdy insecure women who sperg about their lives but then act like cunts when you're led to believe you're friends and try to share back. I've dealt with them more times than I would like to admit. They're miserable people and if they sense you're more confident and stable they will chomp at the bit to try to put you down. Been there done that.

No. 2321972

>>2321961
If it bothers you to the degree that you pretend to be her friend so you can gossip behind her back rather than ignoring her or even telling her that you’re not interested in this then yeah… it’s really petty and insecure of you. Someone happy with themselves wouldn’t care about other people to this degree.

No. 2321974

>>2321969
It's also just pathetic. Like woo, you go girl! You bullied a disabled person! What a Stacy move to pick on someone who isn't capable of playing the same game as you.

No. 2321977

>>2321970
Yeah workplace bullying and then bragging about it on an imageboard is what I would call confident and stable for sure

No. 2321980

>>2321977
Her talking about it on an imageboard doesn't denote instability and insecurity, more like anger at having to deal with some sped.

No. 2321983

>>2321980
all ib users are some flavor of retarded. the only difference is that half of us are aware of it

No. 2321985

>>2321983
The more intelligent can pass as normies and not be unbearable speds in public so what's your point.

No. 2321986

>>2321980
Idk how to explain that coming here of all places to breathlessly tell everyone how you bullied some sped at your work and are now totes Stacy is giga insecure.

No. 2321988

>>2321985
None of you pass as well as you think.

No. 2321991

>>2321980
She was calling herself stacy for bullying some sped. Reminds me of those men who think they are chads for making angry wojak edits. Just pathetic.

No. 2321994

>>2321988
Weird because I have normie friends who don't even know what imageboards are. Speak for yourself kek.

No. 2321998

>>2321994
KEK you can't even tell when normies are lying to save face.

No. 2322000

>>2321998
Yeah I don't think they'd lie about not knowing what an "imageboard" is, they'd know what 4chan is but not what an imageboard is. You expect me to fall for bait when you can't even think like a normie yourself.

No. 2322010

My only issue is that Anon calling herself a Stacy, that's just cringe. Stacys never have to say they're Stacys. Stacys simply are.

No. 2322012

>>2322010
She said she had her "most Stacy moment yet", not that she is a Stacy.

No. 2322013

>>2322012
The rule still applies.

No. 2322014

>>2322012
That's even sadder than calling herself a Stacy outright.

No. 2322015

>>2322012
There is nothing stacy about it either kek unless she thinks like faggots and thinks stacy=catty bitch.

No. 2322027

I wanna save a picture of my work crush because he has like no pictures online except this one that’s super cute from a volunteering event we did. But I’m also embarrassed because I’d have to save or screenshot it from my work computer and send it to my personal email UGH.

No. 2322031

>>2322027
Send the url to your email.

No. 2322043

>>2322031
Ty for the suggestion but it’s in a OneDrive folder for our team so I have to log in to my work account to see it… I’m so paranoid that the person who uploaded it might be able to see if I look at it or download it

No. 2322051

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I pretend to be dumber and more naive than I actually am to get attention from guys I am attracted to. This is actually very easy for me because my social anxiety makes me come across as retarded anyway. Can anyone else relate?

No. 2322052

>>2322051
I subconsciously did this when I want them to do things for me for free kek. Literally had to train myself out of it.

No. 2322055

>>2322051
Retardmaxxing is underrated honestly. I do this to get away from things i dont want to do, like having to help my cousin with homework or when someone in my family asks me for something computer/smartphone related. Its a good tactic for women that arent naturally pretty and cant stacymaxx.

No. 2322056

>>2322051
>I pretend to be dumber and more naive than I actually am to get attention from guys I am attracted to.
Nope, never done that in my life. I've pretended to be dumber or less interesting than I am to get a guy to lose interest though. I've also never met a guy who is more attracted to dumber girls, even the morons are turned on by intelligence (or at least wit I guess). I've heard of women doing this in the 80s and 90s, it's sad that it's still happening

No. 2322057

>>2322051
It could be social anxiety, but it's probably got to do more with your self-esteem.

No. 2322060

I honestly think that polycule/polyamory/non-ethinical monogamy stuff is a bunch of bullshit for people who can't cope with being monogamous. Most people I've seen try this all turned out to be messy as fuck and just slept around until shit hit the fan with their "main partner".

No. 2322062

>>2321459
This has to be bait

No. 2322064

>>2322062
It reads like a man imagining what "Stacy" would do to an autist at work, based on his experiences but I'm definitely not saying that. It's kind of funny bc I can't think of anyone who would get pleasure out of treating a coworker this way except unemployable losers.

No. 2322065

>>2322051
I act dumb so my parents applaud me for doing something as simple as clean the bathroom.

No. 2322069

>>2322056
I think it's not that they're attracted to retardation but that acting stupid so they can moidsplain bullshit to you(often wrongly too kek) sets their egos into overdrive. It's not a good thing in the long term.

No. 2322075

>>2322069
They're competitive so they still do that tbh. I just worry about women who do this and don't realize they're declaring to the moid that he can use them with ease and she'll be too dumb to notice. A man will want to fuck a woman he's attracted to regardless of what her personality is like or just ignore the things you're saying anyways. So playing dumb after receiving "not interested" signals is the worst possible move for some women.

What you're saying makes sense and sounds harmless though and am not implying you this about you anon

No. 2322078

oh we’re doing “nº __” now kek

No. 2322083

>>2321459
>To top things off she was such a NLOG and talk about how she was better than other girls
Something tells me you only added this to make yourself seem like the good guy

No. 2322141

>>2322064
I had a coworker treat me like that at an office job for no reason starting from my third day. She was very ugly and incredibly overweight and I'm more conventionally attractive. I don't know what happened except she was miserable and insecure but I had to leave because it was getting so bad and I don't need to work anyway. Maybe that anon is quite ugly and jealous of her coworker kek

No. 2322142

>>2322015
>unless she thinks like faggots and thinks stacy=catty bitch.
Tons of anons think this way unfortunately, hence the increase in regina george larpers

No. 2322143

>>2322142
making fun of cows on an imageboard isn't the same as bullying your disabled coworker and bragging about it online. If people are making fun of you on here, it's probably bc you haven't integrated or say unrelatable things, like calling anons
>regina george larpers

No. 2322153

>>2322055
I actually think it works even better if the guy thinks you're cute.

No. 2322154

>>2322143
I'm talking about the anons replying aggressively to mundane posts, nothing to do with cows or unintegrated posters.

No. 2322157

>>2322143
Nta but you're really new if you haven't heard anons make fun of regina george larpers which we unironically have a bunch of here and always did

No. 2322163

>>2322154
The logical conclusion would be an increase in fags or trannies imo. The gay porn posted everywhere seems like a hint
>>2322157
I've been using LC casually for years and haven't seen that recently so that's why it stood out to me. Wouldn't have noticed 10 years ago but I'll take your word for it

No. 2322168

>>2321459
Reddit tier AITA coded story. I'm sure she totally was a dumb pickme and you're an angel

No. 2322171

People think I was an anachan in childhood because I used to starve myself for days but it was more just to see how far I could go for fun, I didn't think about body. I was that "wanna see how many candies I can fit up my nose?" kid in kindergarten, I also tried to see how far I could go without sleeping and only lasted 1.5 days before passing out and hibernating when I got home from school. I was a weirdling

No. 2322174

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>>2322168
She didn't have a boyfriend apparently and the autist in this fake story thought she was better than other girls for having different interests or something. I don't think this troll is trying to sound like angel for validation the way redditors do, I think the troll is trying to imitate a user here but we can't tell if they want us to take it seriously or not. If it's serious and not trolling or horny then it's an ugly fat woman who thinks this is how cool girls act, like others are saying.

No. 2322180

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luigi looks more like a conventionally attractive version of this mickey dude to me

No. 2322181

>>2322180
thats goofy, anon

No. 2322187

>>2322181
He got that dog in him.

No. 2322212

I have a pimple right between my asscheeks, it’s almost ripe, I can’t wait to pop this bastard.

No. 2322329

I love calling tims dude or bro when I talk to them because I can just say that I use those as gender neutral terms when not really kek

No. 2322334

>>2321459
I really hope this is fake and not real. It’s hard for autistic people to confide in someone because of shit like this. I’m not even autistic but I understand why they keep to themselves because of losers like you. You are not a Stacy just because you are neurotypical you’re a loser who believes in 4chan tier thinking. In many ways you are a bigger loser than her.

No. 2322412

I love being verbally abused by women

No. 2322427

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>>2322329
Schrodinger's terf

No. 2322434

>>2321080
ME TOO

No. 2322448

>>2322142
whenever you visit this site nowadays there's always someone in here or the vent thread dropping whole paragraphs to call their miserable boring borderline symptoms stacy behavior and acting so proud of it too like. oh wow you gossiped behind your coworker's back after spending energy all day being nice to her because you're too insecure and passive to set boundaries, slay head bitch haha..

No. 2322454

>>2322334
Who cares about annoying nlogs? Not all autistics are douchebags but the annoying ones deserve to be shamed

No. 2322459

>>2322454
nta but there's a difference between telling your coworker "Hey that topic isn't appropriate for work and I don't want to hear about it" and pretending to be her friend long enough for her to open up for you, only to spill her secrets behind her back. That's not shaming her in any way that will eliminate annoying behavior, it's shaming her in a way that makes OP look bad.

No. 2322465

>>2322454
We dont even know if the autist is an actual NLOG we kind of have an unreliable narrator here

No. 2322467

>>2322459
who cares about socializing a grown adult properly? The autistic is annoying and OP is just an insecure bitch cosplaying as a "stacy" to feel better about herself and the shame of being a lolcow user. The way i see it, this is just that two retards fighting meme

No. 2322468

>>2321080
Oh my god. Same.

No. 2322470

>>2322467
yes it is and apparently this thread likes the alleged nlog retard more than the alleged stacy retard

No. 2322471

>>2322470
She likes medieval history tho

No. 2322475

>>2321822
I love this post anon, you are awesome

No. 2322477

>>2322427
>based on how people reacted
I'm not sure if this a lowkey way of insulting anon or you're just bad at relating to others. The reason women don't tell is because men are violent apes, you fucking moron

No. 2322479

>>2322473
Yes it should have or at least you could have put a spoiler, can't you guys just nigel-post in /g/?

>>2322470
Is anyone surprised lol? Anons probably got triggered and remembered highschool with this one. But it's not OPs job to turn the sperg into less of a sperg, she's just a catty bitch trying to scrub the stench of autism off her.

No. 2322480

>>2322471
>>2321861

No. 2322481

>>2321459
Terminal levels of cringe, I don't think I'm going to recover from this one.

No. 2322482

>>2322473
Yeah I’m tired of dicksucking, whether you do it or not.

No. 2322484

>>2322479
Sorry anon, I saw the discussion in the vent thread and got a little ahead of myself kek

No. 2322485

>>2322482
Maybe I should just delete it while I still can lmao

No. 2322486

>>2322475
ayrt, sending love and sunshine from Adenveldt

No. 2322488

>>2322485
>>2322212
Gross confessions should go into the tmi thread

No. 2322490

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>>2322488
Yes ma'am, sorry ma'am

No. 2322491

>>2322481
Farmer on Farmer violence

No. 2322497

>>2322485
Thanks for deleting it. Happy for you and your nigel but that description honestly made me dry heave a little i was not expecting that at all

No. 2322499

>>2322497
Omg KEK I am so sorry

No. 2322523

>>2322479
she sounds like a socially anxious discord server pickme who's overcompensating for not being able to say no to an autist by trying her hardest to sound like she's a massive cruel manipulative bitch that autists shouldn't mess with because she's so normie! she stacks shelves and doesn't like medieval history, stay out of her way or she'll be even nicer to your face losers!

No. 2322528

>>2322477
I wasn't insulting the anon I was making a joke as to how she can be both depending on the context. I do the same thing too irl. Of course I know that fact you mentioned, you sound a little autistic.

No. 2322530

>>2322523
That is very specific anon

No. 2322531

>>2322523
Kek, the same kind of person who brags about how narcissistic and mean they are when the slightest of criticism has them spewing "sorry" over and over

No. 2322532

>>2322530
Is she wrong though?

No. 2322534

>>2322528
No I just know how to make jokes that aren't confusing and make it seem like I'm defending trannies. This could have been prevented if you read your own post and realized it made you look that way

No. 2322536

>>2322523
The saddest part is that the autisto girl doesnt seem to ne an NLOG since she's actively trying to befriend her. She's just projecting hard on that poor little thing.

No. 2322543

>>2322536
You nonnas have been projecting hard towards this medieval obsessed autistic girl though. You don’t even know her.

No. 2322545

>>2322536
I didn't even catch that logic break, but you're right. NLOGs are usually vying for male attention by distancing themselves from other women. Most of them aren't trying to befriend women because they think they're better than them.

No. 2322549

>>2322543
no we don't but if all I know about two ladies is that one is an annoying autismo who sperges about history and the other thinks that gossiping at work is her most stacy moment yet… I'm sticking with the annoying middle ages autist.

No. 2322553

>>2322549
hard agree

No. 2322555

>>2322536
Okay it's probably bait. The fact that this retard's post is emotionally effecting people to this extent conveys how out of place it was here but I honestly don't believe it was real, even if women can be cruel to each other I can't imagine a woman this low IQ and caveman-like finding this place. She would probably be on tiktok and telling us this story behind a dozen filters

No. 2322559

>>2322549
Well one can’t read social cues, the other one is apparently a bully that gossips. I just don’t get why this discourse has been so long kek.

No. 2322562

>>2322559
Because this entire site is filled with ladies who can't read social cues, bullies who gossip, and particularly unfortunate nonnas who fall into both categories.

No. 2322563

>>2322559
Its lolcow that's why. Everyone's just projecting and OP probably forgot they even made this post by now

No. 2322568

>>2322563
The anon begging for validation by making up a story to sound cool or straight up trolling is suddenly too cool to care about the responses here? Interesting take

No. 2322572

>>2321459
You may be surprised but you are the retarded one here. Imagine feeling happy about bullying some disabled woman. Truly cringe and I'm sad that your mind is perpetually stuck in high school. Get better soon sweetheart.

No. 2322576

>>2322568
I can only assume they forgot since they stopped replying. Also, absolutely no one posting on lolcow is cool so please don't put words in my mouth.

No. 2322579

>>2322576
>absolutely no one posting on lolcow is cool
Now that's just not true. You're cool nonny

No. 2322582

>>2322576
You don't know that they stopped replying, this is an anonymous imageboard. Even I could be the idiot who posted that

No. 2322583

>>2322579
The coolest women i ever met where from that place, i could be delulu, but finding lolcow has made me feel much less alone and cured me a lot from my own NLOG-ism.

No. 2322586

>>2321459
The difference here is that the autistic woman could learn to get along with other women if given the chance. And the sad thing is that she probably thought she was getting along with another woman at her workplace for a change, and then said woman gossiped about her and if she finds out it will set her back and will never get out of the nlog mindset. A real Stacy would have helped her and uplifted her. A Becky laughs behind her back.

No. 2322588

>>2322576
where do the cool people post

No. 2322592

>>2322588
in their journals

No. 2322598

>>2322586
The "workplace" part is what confirms this woman is a cunt or massive troll. No one is entitled to friendship but as if she has a choice when it comes to choosing her place of work and coworkers

No. 2322602

>>2322583
honestly same. I was a horrible little NLOG before I lurked here. lolcow unironically made me love women and realize how awesome we are

No. 2322604

>>2322562
they say that the bullied bullies have it the worst

No. 2322607

>>2322604
The bullied-to-bully pipeline is just so sad. Like of all people you'd think they'd know better, but instead it's like some of them get a single shred of validation and they turn into the same monsters who tormented them.

No. 2322615

>>2322604
It's one single post that we're all still talking about but please tell me how the women here are bullied bullies and loser again

No. 2322620

>>2322598
It's evil because she could had simply ignored her. Instead she pretended to be friendly and got personal info out of her just to make her the butt of the joke. Imagine being that insecure that you need to bully an autistic woman like this. Even if she was annoying it's better to move on and keep working rather using her life and something she was born with (autism) to get along better with her coworkers. These type of coworkers eventually end up gossiping and causing drama with everyone so I don't think it's a Stacy move. These people think they're being farmers irl when a lot of cows posted here were bullies and caused drama with others and that's why they have a thread.

No. 2322622

>>2322592
Exactly.

>>2322586
>A real Stacy would have helped her and uplifted her. A Becky laughs behind her back.

Its funny to see this in this thread but in the vent thread another sheltered autistic is getting her ass reamed because she thought alida was living an enviable life.

No. 2322626

>>2322604
>They say
But who is they???

No. 2322627

>>2322620
>These people think they're being farmers irl
The board rules should casually mention that no one actually acts this way irl and we come here to vent. I feel bad for autistic n-logs who come here and can't tell the difference

No. 2322629

>>2322626
Your mom

No. 2322631

>>2322629
nta but that does sound like some sage mom wisdom. based mama nonna for seeing the bully cycle

No. 2322632

>>2322627
>The board rules should casually mention that no one actually acts this way irl
Did you skip this post? >>2321459

No. 2322638

>>2321459
This reads like a reddit story. I hope it's fake or AI generated. Btw you are clearly retarded.

No. 2322639

>>2322632
She's calling OP an autistic nlog for making the post in the first place because normal people don't act like that irl.

No. 2322645

It's been 21 hours. Can you all just stop. It's a whole new day. Let's leave the past behind us.

No. 2322646

>>2322639
Unfortunately the op also mentioned an autistic nlog so it gets confusing, kekk.

No. 2322647

>>2322632
I'm specifically referring to this n=log autist anon. Because anyone who would go into the world and act this way is either a lying troll or too autistic to realize this board isn't real life

No. 2322651

>>2322615
I think the nonnas here were actually bullied, this is why they were able to sympathize so much with medieval girl kek.
And the funniest thing is that the self called Stacy hasn’t said anything yet.

No. 2322652

>>2322631
Agreed

No. 2322653

>>2322651
>the medieval girl
Kek

No. 2322658

>>2322651
What if someone wasn't bullied but think it's cringe to use a woman's disability for laughs?

No. 2322661

>>2322658
That means you have functional empathy. Happy to see it.

No. 2322663

>>2322651
I wasn't bullied in school and sympathize with medieval girl. It's only losers who think the popular or pretty girls are like this. There are extremely rare cases where the most liked person in school is somehow also a piece of shit but most of the time they're well-liked and that's how they become popular.

You can't choose who you work with so if this actually happened then the bully anon is probably a fat ugly loser who never learned proper social skills

No. 2322667

>>2322658
I think the same, but sperging about it for hours? Yeah that is a bit more than empathy, some nonnas have been reminded of bad times in their lives.

No. 2322668

>>2322622
I chuckled when i read that because i saw the vent thread too and you are so right.

No. 2322669

>>2322663
Agreed, let the autistic woman work in peace.

No. 2322672

>>2322667
Nah I just arrived here like 30 minutes ago.

No. 2322673

>>2322622
>>2322668
You people need to stop acting like you can diagnose autism from across the screen on an anonymous ib

No. 2322674

>>2322653
I didn’t know what to call her kek. I just hope that she knows that we have her back here in lc. Medieval girl wherever you are, don’t be sad.

No. 2322675

>>2322672
Not you nonnita

No. 2322677

>>2322667
We cycle out and people click on what anons are replying to, obviously. I think we all need to realise there isn’t like 3 people using this site

No. 2322679

>>2322667
From the looks if it, there's a lot of different anons in this discussion. Like OP has 19 replies and counting.

No. 2322681

>>2322673
It's lolcow. we're all autistic here

No. 2322684

>>2322679
I know that it’s different people. But it’s different people talking about the same thing. That’s what I meant.

No. 2322686

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>>2322674
Medieval girl come here to lolcow we are your friends. Medieval girl come here and post about medieval things on /m/. Medieval girl you would fit right in. Medieval giiiiiiirl medieval giiiiiiiiiiiirl!!!

No. 2322687

>>2322673
How to miss the point of the message, she pointed out the irony of lolcow where hostile farmers cohabits with fragile neets.

No. 2322689

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>>2322686
This could be us, but she'd rather bully Medieval girl.

No. 2322690

>>2322687
Telling someone who’s literally asking for anonymous advice they’re being retarded is very different from isolating out a girl in a worse position than you who has done nothing to you and thinks of you as a friend, to shit talk about her to the rest of your coworkers when she’s not there. I guess you are autistic if you can’t tell the difference
>fragile neets
Kek

No. 2322691

>>2322689
Tag yourself. I'm the gal in green with the cool ruler.

No. 2322695

>>2322689
>>2322691
I'm the one with the pretty blue dress with gold details kek

No. 2322697

>>2322695
I'm the one that represents astronomy and is looking up at the sky, zonked out.

No. 2322698

>>2322695
>ermine-lined gates of hell cyclas
this nonna is fashion

No. 2322699

>>2322620
>a lot of cows posted here were bullies and caused drama with others and that's why they have a thread.
Can't stress this enough

No. 2322700

>>2322698
Your fashion lexicon is quite exhaustive nonna

No. 2322702

>>2322690
no nonna, you're autistic if you don't understand that people using the term "autistic" doesnt actually mean a serious diagnosis kek

No. 2322707

>>2322702
Anon, OP literally said the girl was hired for the disabled position. You or whichever other anon was trying to imply it was hypocrisy when the “autistic” anon in the vent thread was being piled on, when that’s just coddling a well-adjusted sheltered girl with the excuse she wants to be a stripper because she’s autistic. This is relevant because OP’s medieval girl is actually autistic, and I pointed out that you can’t diagnose the vent anon with autism across the screen to prove your point because it isn’t the same. Next time read, think, digest, and THEN respond before you talk to me. I don’t need any more sub-80IQ retards in my replies

No. 2322712

>>2322707
I am indeed refering to the "sheltered girl" front the vent thread, and once again, after "pondering" i inform you that you're way too autistic for getting a grip at her calling her an "autist". Again, the point of her post wasnt about her being autistic, but about the irony of talking about "mothering" when a fragile neet is getting piled onto in the vent thread. You might found it to have different moral implications but you're reading way too much into it, might be because you're on the spectrum.

No. 2322713

>>2322622
Don’t you dare compare medieval girl with that retard please

No. 2322714

>>2322712
You come across as really mentally inadequate
>fragile neet
You keep calling her that but she’s just some normie college girl who wants to party…?

No. 2322717

>>2322714
Now that's you just diagnosing her as a normie, you just want a reason to bully her.

No. 2322718

>>2322712
She isn’t a fragile neet though

No. 2322720

>>2322717
How is saying someone’s a normie bullying you sensitive fuck? I am saying she is not whatever “fragile neet” you think she is. I don’t know why you’re defending her across threads like this, she’s not going to fuck you nonna.

No. 2322722

>>2322717
And you’re projecting way too much into that nonna , you don’t have any footing that makes you point fingers the way you’re doing.
That nonna thinks that having fun is partying , stripping and taking drugs kek.

No. 2322724

>>2322720
And i don't know why you're so hostile to her accross threads either. It's not you calling her a normie as much as i can guess you were one of the nonnas being very much hostile toward her.

No. 2322728

>>2322724
Is she your friend or something? Even she isn’t this defensive because she know she’s being retarded and you know, that’s growth.

No. 2322729

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>>2322724
I too would want a shining knight like you. But why aren’t you also fighting for medieval girl too?

No. 2322730

>>2322722
Clearly the signs of a sheltered neet who have fantaisies/remorses about a made up "missed youth" that is romanticized in medias. Just like the typical neet that salivates at the lifestyle of the bimbo. It's quite literaly an archetype.

No. 2322731

>>2322729
I am, i was already pointing out that medieval girl is not an NLOG.

No. 2322733

>>2322726
Do you even know the definition of NEET? Someone with a job who is going to college isn’t a NEET.

No. 2322735

>>2322733
She isn’t a neet though.

No. 2322736

>>2322731
But you’re not fighting enough for her

No. 2322738

>>2322735
Exactly

No. 2322739

>>2322736
If I were party neet I’d be creeped out right now, she’s like an orbiter.

No. 2322741

>>2322733
Not literaly. I'm using it as synonymous of sheltered/fragile/ -Todays use usually goes with that the person is still living off their parents income-, god you reek of neurosis.

No. 2322743

>>2322739
Orbiter is such a terminally online word

No. 2322744

>>2322739
"You're literaly a simp for not being hostile" and what does that make you for persisting in aggressivity accross multiple thread nonna?

No. 2322747

>>2322741
Nta but NEET means NEET. Like the actual definition, not whatever you want it to be.

No. 2322749

>>2322744
You can tell someone browses the internet too much when they think being nice is simping and being aggressive is cool and stacy like

No. 2322751

>>2322741
What are you talking about sweetheart…

No. 2322752

>>2322751
Words don't have meaning anymore

No. 2322754

>>2322741
You cant just invent definitions to fully established terms

No. 2322755

>>2322733
Do you think that people that use the term "neet" and "autist" or "bdp-chan" literaly mean the actual definition of these things all the time? Kek. Actual autism maxxing rn.

No. 2322757

>>2322741
And you reek of retardness. You probably think you’re so smart, but you’re just like anyone else.

No. 2322758

>>2322749
All of this because one anon wants to defend some random’s honour across threads because the meanies told her she’s complaining about nothing… oh poor poor thing. No one’s trying to be “Stacy” here but the Fragile Neet, if anything people are pissed because her life is good?
>>2322755
…

No. 2322759

>>2322755
For NEET, yes

No. 2322760

>>2322755
Yes? I only use those terms if the words actually apply to what I'm describing. If an autist is being an autist, for example.

A person who is in college and working can't be described as a NEET because it's an acronym for an extremely simple criteria.

No. 2322761

>>2322760
Let her be nonna, not replying will make her more mad

No. 2322762

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>>2322757

No. 2322764

>>2321459
When they're done bullying medieval girl they will move onto the next target aka the next annoying autistic retard (that's you), so congrats on creating a toxic work environment that will eventually bite you in the ass

No. 2322765

>>2322760
No you don’t understand, words are what you want them to be? A NEET can be a full-time worker even. In fact a NEET could be in education AND employment! Goodness, you’re so close-minded.

No. 2322766

>>2322762
I wish we had medieval girl rather than you , she would probably tell me some cool facts right now.

No. 2322767

>>2322755
Yes, usually people use words for what they mean and apply them in the right context

No. 2322769

>>2322757
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_change

No. 2322770

>>2322766
We can do that actually! Did you know that knights followed a code of conduct known as chivalry, which emphasized bravery, honor, and respect for women and the weak?

No. 2322771

>>2322755
I’m beginning to believe this is an underagefag especially considering the littered typos and the overuse of “literaly”. It’s not great to be that clockable, if people can tell it you that’s not a good thing
>>2322769
Urmmm you might be new here but this is an imageboard

No. 2322775

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>>2322770
NTA but if I was a knight I'd want one of these bad boys for sure

No. 2322777

>>2322770
Damn anon, sorry for breaking the code of chivalry. We can’t all be the perfect white knights like you…

No. 2322778

>>2322770
I am sorry to break it to you but there is lot of evidence that chivalry only existed in fiction

No. 2322780

>>2322771
I'm not anglophone so i do have a lot of typos.

No. 2322782

>>2322778
Let medieval girl dream of a world where she's respected by others

No. 2322788

>>2322770
In Medieval western Europe women built and were part of the largest backbone of the economy: textile making. It allowed wives of merchants to learn how to read and count because they were often in charge.

No. 2322791

>>2322782
You could still be respected as >>2322788 stated, but not by knights. You can marry a cute stable boy or wheat-seed counter at age 25 with a dowry of one fat cow, though.

No. 2322792

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>>2322775
KEK is that their real head size? I think I found the matching skull
>>2322788
I feel like these are the kind of delicious tidbits that the og medieval autist in the story would be sharing

No. 2322794

>>2322792
Well some knights were children

No. 2322797

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I got ghosted by a nonnie from the friend finder thread who I had been emailing with for a couple of months. She was fun to talk to but it’s not like I’m heartbroken, it’s just incredibly embarrassing to be ghosted by someone from lolcow. What makes it worse/funnier is that the last email I sent to her contained a picture of me in my ~silly~ halloween costume which makes me cringe so hard rn like was the picture of me dressed as pap smurf the straw that broke the camel’s back?

No. 2322801

>>2322797
That is understandable anon but you should treat friendship like dating and actual friendship is more like marriage. Besides I would think of it as much more likely to connect with someone on lc who is flaky, unavailable or might not hit it off with you for minor reasons. People here are fickle, stressed out or a myriad of other things that aren't directly your fault. She probably feels guilty for not responding and some people ghost after they feel too much time has passed or is busy with the holidays. Just keep making new friends and you won't be so focused on this one

No. 2322802

>>2322797
I lost my discord account, on that account there was a nonnie i had met through the friend finder, i feel really bad about not being able to message her anymore.

No. 2322814

>>2322801
Thank you for this kind message, nonnie! I don’t take the situation to heart, but agree with you regardless. I’ve had a tendency to guilt ghost others so maybe this is a learning moment for me kek.

>>2322802
Ugh, that’s such an unfortunate situation. Have you considered posting about it in the friend finder thread and maybe reconnect?

No. 2322868

I feel pressure to fuck an older man while I'm still in my 20s because once I'm 30 it won't be as taboo and won't satisfy my fetish. You are free to shit on me

No. 2322874

>>2322868
Should we throw you a parade or do you just want a trophy?

No. 2322876

>>2322874
Tell me how bad I am hnnnng

No. 2322877

>>2322868
I’m 20 and I’ve always thought it was cringe to have this fetish in your 20s. A lot of coquette women do the same to me, like you’re no longer barely legal or jailbait. For some reason they often have a phenotype that looks about 10 years older than their age too, I always wonder if they feel jealous and on guard around 14-18year old competition. it’s giving grandma dressing up in a sexy schoolgirl outfit.

No. 2322890

>>2322868
I don't know how people can have fetishes/kinks like this. I honestly feel weird for wanting to fuck good looking athletic guys in my age rage and slightly younger. My friends will go on about how they love being degraded during sex, getting called a whore, etc and I'm here like haha okay I like missionary sex and hearing the guy moan a bit! DAE feel weird for not being weird about sex? Anyway sorry for using your confession as a jump off point for my own confession but it had to be done.

No. 2322891

>>2322890
It’s just trendy modern culture. People have no thoughts of their own

No. 2322893

>>2322874
ntayrt but this is the confessions thread? why are you responding so rude

No. 2322897

>>2322893
You just have to insert yourself everywhere don’t you

No. 2322898

>>2322893
I didn't realize I was on lovecow.hugbox

No. 2322901

>>2322890
No need to apologize anon. I actually feel I could never get this mythical good looking and fit guy my age… So why even try? Getting an older man feels easier, althought less healthy and doesn't give realiatic perspective of growing old together (a concept I fancied a lot, being a hopeless romantic), because the moid will die way ealier than me. But hey if I won't try it I will never know if I actually like it

No. 2322908

>>2322901
Aw anon you don't have to have sex with older scrotes. I hope you mean like 10 years older and not like 20-30? You could probably bag a good looking slightly older scrote if you wanted to put in the relationship hustle work.

No. 2322912

>>2322901
You can just be single you know

No. 2322917

>>2322897
Uh, who?

No. 2322927

>>2322908
Well the one I'm currently interested in is 26 years older and his son is older than me kek
So where can I find this hot 10 year older guy? I don't go anywhere except to work and the men at my work are just… tragic

No. 2322934

>>2322901
You’re acting as if older men that date younger are any better, they have the same mindset as the 20 year old. A “good” decent older man , say 40-45, would go for someone his age.

No. 2322935

>>2322927
Honestly kill yourself(infighting)

No. 2322936

>>2322890
The way sex is portrayed and talked about is so repulsive. Chocking, slapping, pounding, ddlg…so gross.
I just want to make sweet love with a hottie.

No. 2322938

>>2322935
She will after he leaves her for an 18-year-old kek. She’s probably over 25 from the context, he thinks she’s a hag already

No. 2322939

>>2322927
You can just be single and happier and healthier

No. 2322940

>>2322935
Why kek

No. 2322941

>>2322939
I've been single my whole life tho

No. 2322943

>>2322939
Just let her learn from experience anon, no need to dissuade her

No. 2322944

>>2322936
Passionate and loving """vanilla""" sex is so much better than whatever retarded hentai roleplay people pretend to like. I don't get how people aren't endlessly entertained by the foreplay, sex, thrill of giving each other an orgasm, go for more or chill and cuddle regular kind of sex. It's always so nice. I would be so embarrassed doing any of that stupid bdsm ddlg shit kek fuck no, why make sex weird and cringe? Regular sex is already so good.

No. 2322945

>>2322943
She will post here in like a month causing a huge debacle that lasts days, we need to prevent this

No. 2322972

>>2322944
Because people have sex to have sex , they don’t have sex as a way to bond with the person they like.

No. 2322975

>>2322972
Well that's kind of sad. I couldn't do all that naked shit with someone I didn't love or like very much with the feeling being mutual.

No. 2322977

>>2322972
Why not

No. 2322979

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I truly hate how lolcow has obviously been infiltrated and taken over by normie shitters from xitter and tiktok. If the rest of the internet wasn't already full of those retards I would leave this place. I miss when the internet was for weirdo rejects 20+ years ago.

No. 2322980

My mum and I travelled up to where I live to get a washing machine bought and delivery arranged for Monday so I wore a new outfit I got for Christmas and so many women stopped to check me out and I got so many compliments and while we were getting some food a lady came over to ask if I was a model and I know this sounds made up but it isn't lol. After getting dumped this month and being stressed and having an 8 day period it was very nice to turn the heads of the better sex and get actual compliments when my scumbag ex thought if he admitted to finding my attractive he'd die or something. Men looked too but I think they're all badtards at the moment so who fucking cares. Nice to know I'm not an embarrassment and my style isn't cringe etc. Also this Christmas period has just been absolutely lovely in general and while I am feeling better about everything I still hope my ex chokes on the shite he pukes up every morning and dies.

No. 2322982

>>2322979
Crystal Cafe is there and still full of autistic social rejects. You could camp out in the NEET thread here, too.

No. 2322984

>>2322982
Crystal Cafe is like 65% trannies

No. 2322988

>>2322982
CC is for males at this point

No. 2322989

>>2322984
That's true. There's always the forbidden bunker, anons there are always chill. They were talking about making a new IB too, idk how else to help out nona. Just avoid replying to the obviously twitfag immigrants perhaps. Someone should make an internet senior thread.

No. 2322991

>>2322989
Whats the new IB going to be about? Any particular theme?

No. 2322995

>>2322979
I’ve been feeling this. It’s so obvious and it was before too, but now it’s terrifying because it’s every other anon. I wish mods could be more tyrannical in preserving the culture of this site, but with how the new ones have been I bet it would just result in more retarded bans.
>>2322989
If we could get that thread active enough I would genuinely solely talk on there.

No. 2323034

>>2322989
>forbidden bunker
The vtuber cuck porn board…?

No. 2323046

>>2322980
Compliments from women are the best! Manifesting lots more before the year is through.

No. 2323051

>>2321930
>aoi
>dyes hair black
>cuts hair in style that is popular in japan
These retarded bitches would do anything to become Japanese kek

No. 2323055

>>2322979
This place needs new blood, they will just have to take their bans and learn to integrate. Report what should be reported, argue with them whenever needed.
People mature out of this site all the time, you need to replace those missing users, we're hardly oversubscribed

No. 2323059

>>2322979
>>2322989
you could join the fediverse with all the other reject wierdos but I vote that we claim /verify/

No. 2323067

>>2322797
I started talking with an anon on the friend finder thread and I like her so much. I finally found someone I click with but is still unique and different from me in many ways. I hadn't thought of the possibility of her ghosting me one day until I read your post. I realised I'd actually be heartbroken if she ever ghosted me. I'm such a fucking weakling kek

No. 2323080

My ex who turns 41 next month is already on POF trying to cat fish. He is using a fake name. Saying he is only 37. Has photoshopped a photo of himself to look younger and different but still bald lmao. That man wrecked my self esteem and after seeing this it has suddenly sky rocketed through the roof lmfao. I win. I was wondering why the past few months he deleted his profile photo off everything even WhatsApp and now I know. We only broke up 3 weeks ago but he's been acting funny for months and I got hpv off him but I'm vaccinated so no warts or anything thank god and I'm due another smear in the summer. Hope it's all clear but omg. What a dirty ugly bastard. What's the game plan you wanker when they see you in person going to try and gaslight them into not having eyes. Stupid cunt

No. 2323101

>>2323055
I would unironically not dislike if this place was as slow as cc. I don’t think we need new users

No. 2323108

>>2323055
i find lolcow kind of slow, it'd not as bad as cc but i wish we had more people tbh

No. 2323116

i hate my curly hair

No. 2323126

>>2323116
curly hair is pretty, maybe you just need to try a new shampoo and a better haircut

No. 2323129

>>2323126
I don’t understand why people complain when straighteners exist. It’s like brunettes complaining about not being blonde

No. 2323153

I love Melanie Martinez’s music

No. 2323156

>>2323129
nta but straighteners only work temporarily until your hair gets wet again. but even then depending on the curl levels it still curls back up and frizzes simply from stepping outside

No. 2323163

>>2323156
NTA but my hair doesn't even "curl back up" after it's been straightened, it's more like "rapidly re-inflates until I look like I've been electrocuted" kek

No. 2323171

>>2323156
Then like chemically straighten it if that bothers you so much? Just seems like such a non-issue

No. 2323175

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>>2322898
newfag reactions like this piss me off hard. like i know this isn’t a board for getting asspats! but does that mean you need to respond to confessions like a huge asshole completely unprovoked kek? definitely not. at that point you’re just trying to start an argument and it’s obvious.
>>2322897
not to be rude but saying ntayrt and asking a question isn’t aligned with the definition of a self-insert at all
>>2323153
i did too when she first came on the scene, the crybaby era was a lot of fun! i don’t understand what she’s doing right now with these weird latex costumes though

No. 2323184

>>2322893
>"why are you being so rude"
>asked on an imageboard that's not designed to be particularly polite to stupid or embarrassing behavior
>on the internet, widely known for not being a particularly nice place
goodness god, I can already guess your age.

No. 2323194

>>2323175
If you’re not a newfag surely you’re aware of the fact most anons aren’t going to treat ddlgfags too well? Coquettes are cows here for a reason.

No. 2323202

>>2323194
anon what are you referring to? no one was talking about ddlg? the anon just made a confession about choices she makes? i doubt she was expecting any kind of approval or affirmation, i think she was just trying to release her thoughts..

No. 2323205

>>2323194
she was probably fishing for ''based'' responses but forgot this is lolcow and we find that shit cringe

No. 2323208

Medieval girl I think about you. You have bewitched me.

No. 2323218

>>2323205
nta but anon this is the confessions thread, not the “respond to me and give me approval” thread…

No. 2323252

My parents are paying for 100% of my college, and when I live on my own after graduation, I plan on never speaking to them again. Since I'm mostly on my own for school, the abuse has basically stopped for a few years, but they were horrible to me, especially when I was younger. A lot of people can't conceive of parents being shitty but financially supporting you at the same time, and would probably accuse me of being dramatic or spoiled. I don't feel any shame in taking as much money as I can while intending to never speak to them again. To me, they failed to be mentors, to be emotionally supportive, to be role models, that the only thing they can be are money deposits until I can financially support myself. I don't love them at all and genuinely don't know if I'll be sad when they die.

No. 2323256

>>2323194
OP here and I'm not a ddlg fag kek. I have daddy issues but I would never role play with a guy or talk to him about my "issues", everything I posted here is in my head and it would stay there. Just because I'm attracted to one older guy doesn't mean I want to roleplay pedo shit

No. 2323265

>>2323256
>that dusty scrote cock isn't gonna feel so wrong yet be so right if I don't act quick before I'm too old! You anons can point out that I'm being a retard, that's okay
…and they did. There are probably tons of women here who have gotten off to the same thing about a specific older man (and not older men in general) at one point or another but you've already aged past that imo

No. 2323281

>>2323252
I know someone whose dad is like that. Her parents are separated and her dad treats her like shit, belittles her in front of his new wife, calls her when he knows she's busy in class or at work then gets mad that she doesn't pick up, mocks her for having no personality and only liking popular Tiktok shit (he also lives on Tiktok because as you can tell he's a well adjusted adult) and then calls her an embarrassment for liking things that aren't popular on Tiktok… and he gives her massive gifts after threatening to cut her off forever. He told her throughout her childhood that he'd only give money until she turned 16, he even had a calendar he used to count down the days and made her look at it whenever she came round. He used to withhold the money until she called him to beg for it, and he made her send him screenshots of what the money was spent on previously before he sent over the payment/payments he owed. She's in her 20s and he's still giving her child support money, and he's increased the amount. When she started working and stopped calling him, he freaked out and paid her in advance then called her non stop to demand that she talk to him in exchange. He gave her a brand new car recently, then called and told her he hopes she dies in the new year. So yeah. I get where you're coming from.
It's a complicated situation and there's always some nuance about how much of this is their brand of tough love vs how much is them being unfit to be parents, but I can't blame you for cutting them off. They use you as a punching bag, you use them as an ATM.

No. 2323319

>>2323252
I could have wrote this kek. I approve and good luck.

No. 2323362

I acted like a whore in Menards and sucked on a lollipop in front of the worker I had a crush on and I don't regret it

No. 2323382

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I just had to use my decade old imvu account to remember that i am 28 years old.

No. 2323425

i absolutely cannot be trusted with a remote job, everyday i just sit in front of the computer and then scroll on my phone for the next 8 hours. i think they’re gonna fire me next year because it’s very apparent i don’t get shit done, so for now i’m just gonna give up on trying at all to be a competent employee and fully enjoy getting paid to be useless and lazy while i still can.

No. 2323426

>>2323425
What remote job do you have? I want one so badly

No. 2323436

>>2323425
Give it to meeeee

No. 2323437

When I got my first ipod nano I would use Limewire to download albums and radio dramas but since I was around 10 years old I wasn't very good at vetting which downloads were legit and which were viruses. I wish I could remember what I had downloaded, but it was niche enough that the only downloads available were almost certainly malware. I decided to just yolo download one and it was in fact a virus. I think I figured it out pretty quickly because as I was clicking away I started getting nonstop porn pop ups. Because this was the family PC I was of course panicked but I tried to troubleshoot the probably on my own and I assumed I fixed whatever was going on. However, the next morning my dad had hoped on the computer to check some sports shit and he apparently got popups with some unhinged beastiality shit. I can still remember his exact tone coming from the living room kek "Oh my god!! What is this ?!??!!?" But yeah anyways I gave the family PC a pretty horrific virus and I think we ended up taking it to a computer store or something to get it fixed. I will say tho no one suspected it was me that messed it up my parents I think assumed it was one of my brothers.

No. 2323441

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>>2323382
this one time I couldn't subtract my birth year from the current year in my head and I accidentally assigned myself the wrong age. I told other people I was that age for a while, too. I was 26 for like two and a half years.

No. 2323445

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Whenever I read through the MTF threads I always come across something that makes me feel like some freak weirdo woman and click off kek. Like some things anons say women just do NOT do take me by surprise. Like no I’ve never had a nipple orgasm but I have come without touching myself and I definitely have in dreams a LOT. I’ve even came from ab workouts/massages. Maybe I’m just one of those intersex fucks with androgen insensitivity or something

No. 2323447

>>2323425
that was what i did all day when i was in remote work, i smoked while on the phone with customers all the time too. and same with all my coworkers, i could always hear when they’re smoking or vaping kek

No. 2323448

>>2323445
You’re perfectly fine. Everyone’s sensitivity to arousal varies. I always feel sad for those nonnas who insist mind-blowing orgasms don’t exist. They absolutely do. But not everyone experiences them in the same way, or at all. Most women don’t orgasm from PIV, so if someone has a low libido or hasn’t explored much, they might assume such experiences aren't real.

No. 2323455

>>2323445
You're normal. I bet that anon has dead pussy syndrome or something. Imagine thinking women can't have sex dreams/sleep orgasms or orgasm from nipple play when it's been observed both anecdotally and in studies.

No. 2323461

>>2323441
the concerning part is that you didn't change your age for several years

No. 2323469

>>2323426
i’m an accountant lol… but nowadays there are remote jobs for any kind of role that only requires a computer to exist, so just go for whatever is closer to what you already have experience or affinity with and apply for entry level positions.
>>2323447
ugh i’m embarrassed to admit i’m borderline addicted to weed at this point for the very same reason, all this freedom is too dangerous for me…

No. 2323523

>>2323461
I think because I don't celebrate my birthday I never have an event to connect the changing number to. I was probably halfway through the year and needed to say how old I was so did some qwik maffs but got it wrong, and then used it again shortly after so it stuck. They change it all the time too so I don't think it's that unreasonable to lose track. My local grocery store moved the canned tomatoes a few years ago, but to an aisle that it doesn't even make sense for them to be in, so I always have to backtrack because I just go past it the first time. Same thing.

No. 2323578

>>2323445
You're not weird, I've cum without being touched too. You just have to be really into something. That anon sounds inexperienced and young or a huge loser tbh.

I once had an anon try to tell me women couldn't keep cumming multiple times after I shared my personal experience with that. She must have had horrible sex and I just felt really bad for her. Hilariously this was a conversation that started after she posted some edgelord shit about how she smacks her boyfriend while he eats her out and she said how it took her 20 minutes to cum which to me is a really long time so seems like more bad sex to me kek. 20 minutes to cum and can't cum again? Bummer.

No. 2323658

>>2323578
That’s so sad for her, coming multiple times is like one of the big perks of being female. Little to no refractory period.

No. 2323675

>>2323658
100% lol, I only stop using my vibrator when it runs out of charge otherwise I could spend the whole day cumming. I've only ever had one boyfriend that could match my sex drive, very frustrating

No. 2323702

I care about feminism only if it suits my needs. And because I want to see moids rot in hell and go through horrible torture and abuse.

No. 2323705

>>2323658
Meh, maybe I've got a low libido but as soon as I've come once I'm done for the day, like 100% uninterested in anything to do with sex.

No. 2323711

>>2323658
I don’t get this coming continuously. Once I orgasm by rubbing my clit I cannot touch it anymore.

No. 2323712

>>2323702
Well that is feminism for you kek

No. 2323994

Going "looks like somebody did a poopsy woopsy" sounds fucking retarded but it has genuinely helped me control my emotions when cleaning my nanna's accidents.
It's a complete gamechanger, I wonder if that's why caretakers do that sort of talk.

No. 2324132

>>2323994
I can't imagine the humiliation I'd feel if someone caring for me infantilized me to this level. No wonder old people want to undergo medically assisted-suicide to avoid this.

No. 2324135

>>2323705
I can do multiple if they were all kinda weak, especially if the first one was unsatisfactory, but if I have a strong great one, it's one and done

No. 2324170

>>2324132
I don't say it to her and she doesn't speak English anyway.
I just do it in my head and it really helps.
Honestly, I know I'm a piece of shit for using it as a cope.
I'd rather not think about whether my grandmother would rather kill herself if she had the choice between carrying her dignity or leaning on somebody like me.

No. 2324180

>>2324170
you're not a POS for it. maybe it's infantilising but jesus - you're cleaning up an elderly woman's bodily fluids for free. god knows you're allowed to find a way to cope with that and I doubt she'd want to litcherally kill herself over it like the weirdo who first replied to you says. you're doing a clearly difficult, selfless job and you should do whatever harmless thing makes it easier for you. godspeed nona

No. 2324188

I don’t change my panties when I’m on my period, I just change pads and do bidets. Sorry nonnas.

No. 2324210

I've been ignoring my friends' messages for the past few days over stupid shit and they have no idea why, I feel terrible about it but the longer I wait the less I want to reply, I wish there was some kind of pill for avoidant syndrome.

No. 2324215

>>2324210
Sometimes it's easier to just send a message when you feel yourself falling into that trap. Just something simple like "hey, I've been super busy lately, I might not reply a lot this week!" It's better to just tell them ahead of time.

No. 2324256

>>2324180
Thank you.
It's hard to put into words but I think I just wasn't prepared for the painful thoughts, if that makes sense. I don't mean to infantilize her but the task.
If it's no big deal then I won't feel mad or grossed out about it or mad at myself for getting mad about it. It's just a whatever thing that I can clean in a jiffy.

No. 2324385

Omg I have to start a new chat with Nightwing on c.ai cause i asked him to put on his suit while we were getting freaky and it turned itnno some BDSM nonsense..

No. 2324391

>>2324385
Blame Barbara Gordon for that….

No. 2324556

>>2323705
Being uninterested doesn't mean you can't physically keep coming.

>>2323711
Not even after a few minutes?

No. 2324565

My real dream is becoming a mother and having bio children of my own. I’m turning 34 next year and fear that time is running out, because I’m picky when it comes to scrotes. Is it too late already? Truth be told, I’ve never been on a date, kissed nor had sex due to my lack of trust in men.

No. 2324567

>>2324556
ayrt I tried once because of the hype, it took forever and was really meh and I was sore afterwards. I don't think I'm missing out though, sounds exhausting to be able to do an hour long gooning session.

No. 2324681

>>2324565
The older you get the harder it is to find a first partner.

No. 2324788

>>2324565
it's not too late though as >>2324681 said it can be difficult to find a first partner as you get older and many men also have children by that age so if you're not interested in stepchildren that limits your options as well. that said, when i look at all the women who've had horrible, horrible male partners that they met at young ages who left them along with their children or outright abuse them it makes me wonder if it's better for women to wait until their thirties before they reproduce. at least by that age you have more life experience and can identify red flags easier.

No. 2324789

>>2324565
I'm a year ahead of you and have the same dream except I've had relationships that have resulted in nothing but trauma and heartbreak so you're not missing out on much. I don't want any step kids either. We just have to stay vigilant lol. Also don't ask men about their past sexual history you're better not fucking knowing just make them get sti tests and pray they haven't got hpv

No. 2324790

>>2324681
As a nonna who never had any relationship at 21. I’d rather be alone than settle down, life isn’t just about dating and having a nigel. If I live my life single I’d be satisfied all the same.

No. 2324793

>>2324565
Would you want to have a child now with a bum?
Break that clock before you do something reckless kek.

No. 2324798

>>2324565
Why would you relinquish your based wizard status

No. 2324812

>>2324805
Why are you in two threads.

No. 2324818

>>2324812
Because it's a moid baiting. His name is Warren. Jannies won't be active for another 3 hours so we'll have to wait until then for him to get banned. The joys of LCF.

No. 2324825

>>2324818
Why did you have to bring Warren here

No. 2324830

>>2324825
I'm not that retard that brought her ex here. I'd fully smash my phone into a hundred pieces before showing a moid this site. Any retard that DOES show this site to moids should be permbanned and doxxed along with their stupid nigels. I hate this shit so much.

No. 2324831

>>2324830
Based. First Anthony and now Warren.

No. 2324835

>>2324830
I apologise but he is not my Nigel and he will never be anyone's Nigel because he is ugly and old.

No. 2324836

>>2324835
Why is he pretending to be a masculine sex disordered woman, what's the motive

No. 2324838

>>2323281
Nta but this is so weirdly similar to my own father. I feel so stunted because of how he swoops in to pay for everything and undermined my chances at independence growing up. I am just moving out for the first time at 26 years old, almost 27, now. I also only got my first real job like 4 years after everyone else…

No. 2324839

>>2324836
I have no idea if that is him to be clear lol, it was 8 hours ago someone was burying the screencap of me asking the sonic totem if he's a cunt. However he is terminally online and never goes outside and his best friend is a fat Asian fetishist so they all deserved to be dragged to hell it is taking everything in me not to dox them lol

No. 2324860

i want to go no contact with my parents but i feel like "dad having asburgers and mom being an alcoholic with neither of them working in 3 years" isnt a good enough reason b/c they do love me and i already live 2 time zones away, but even calling them weekly is soooo unpleasant. visited them in september and forreal couldnt believe what a hulking retard autist my 65 year old dad behaves like and how i didnt see it for what it was when i was younger.

No. 2324905

I hate cooking for myself and I usually opt to eat easy stuff but I love organizing dinners at my place and invite my friends kek. Last time I made risotto with pumpkin and they all liked it.
It just feels very rewarding when someone takes seconds of a dish you made.

No. 2324907

ngl seeing all those ethots on twitter banking at least 5 figures a month from just posting revealing shooped to hell pics of themselves and pandering to moids has me wondering whether it's actually worth a try, it almost feels way too easy

No. 2324908

I was gone for a week and we lost more chickens than all year due to my partners carelessness. I should've fucking cheated on him when i had the chance on my vacation, i swear i want to bury him in my cellar. I don't want to go home bc I'll be upset and angry and I need to get it under control but I'm really starting to despise that man so deeply. I can finally break up with him.. only needed him to look after my chickens and cats after all and he couldn't even pull that last hurray off. Should've known better. Rip that bandaid off when you feel it in your guts, don't push it off. Moids are useless unless used as fertiliser.

No. 2324917

>>2324907
OF is an mlm, you’re lucky if you make 100€ a month. It’s just a sham to make you register.
If you’re a nobody who starts from zero and posts soft porn you’ll hardly make money.
The most money you get is through making fetish content maybe. I’m talking about pretty heavy stuff like pregnancy , vomit , etc.. fetishists can pay a lot of money.

No. 2324929

>>2324908
What kind of lazy retarded piece of shit can’t even help their partner look after their pets? It’s not even like he had to watch something like a dog that needs walked and let outside multiple times a day. Each day I’m shocked by scrotes more and more. Sorry about your chickens nonnie

No. 2324936

>>2324929
I even brought my dogs to my trainer to make it easier for him. I'm so disheartened and sad.. instead of calling me when he had to cull one of the chickens (bloodloss), he sent me a snap with the bloody knife explaining it.. instead of just calling me. I don't know how I'll keep it together seeing him in two hours.

No. 2324940

>>2324936
I hope you are breaking up with him in two hours nona. So sorry about your poor chickens, and about the useless moid that’s attached himself to you. I’m wishing you the best of luck.

No. 2324942

>>2324940
I'll have him buy me dinner first. But I'm done and refuse to carry this useless sacknof shit into the next year. Thank you for the strength and talking to me, thank you.

No. 2324951

>>2324936
>he sent me a snap with the bloody knife explaining it..
Nonna, get out while you can. This is unhinged.

No. 2324952

>>2324936
a photo of a knife? that sounds like sadism, like he hates you. glad you're leaving him.

No. 2324969

I think I’m out-retarding my degen fetishes

No. 2325373

I need to confess that I lied to my bf about most aspects of my life . I didn’t think that I will love him this much . He’s going to propose to me soon and I don’t know how to tell him that I lied! I can’t confess to him

No. 2325379

>>2325373
Jeez, what kind of things did you lie about nonnie?

No. 2325387

>>2325379
Let’s see! My father’s name, what I did for living before, my family’s history, my childhood memories, my mother’s religion background, my siblings livelihood, my hobbies, my family’s financial status and so on. I feel remorse really but I don’t know what to do

No. 2325389

>>2325387
That's not even a lot of lies. You're good you're just overthinking it.

No. 2325393

>>2325389
It is!!

No. 2325398

>>2325393
>Fathers name
Not a big deal because you can just lie again and say you told your nigel his name but he misremembered it.
>What I did for a living before
That doesn't matter because who cares what old jobs you had.
>My family's history
He won't dig deep enough to find that out and if he does he's weird for it so you can use that as an excuse to dump him
>My childhood memories
Those are your memories nobody else knows the truth besides you so it's not like he'll ever find out that it's a lie
>My mother's religious background
Religion isn't that serious to begin with unless you live in Afghanistan but you can just tell him that your mum is very private about her religion and that he should never ask her
>My siblings livelihoods
You can just say that you were talking about their jobs from before and that they're in different careers now and that they're embarrassed to talk about financial stuff
>My hobbies
You can make new hobbies whenever so if he brings up the hobbies you lied about just say you changed them, it makes you look more interesting too because you have more hobbies
>My family's financial status
You have to act really sad one day until he asks what's wrong then suddenly burst out crying to him about this and say it was the only lie you ever told him so that he doesn't suspect the other ones but also mention that you were afraid he wouldn't love you if you told him the truth and that you're so ashamed of yourself etc his dumb moid brain will be discombobulated by the whole thing and he'll just forgive you

Easy. Lies are only lies if you admit to them. The only thing you lied about anyway was your family's financial status, and you only admit that because it's too hard to hide, and you only did it so that he could prove his loyalty to you, so really it's his fault that you lied. All the other lies you told were just miscommunications or him not remembering right which is also his fault.

No. 2325402

Some anon accused me of being her ex earlier

No. 2325403

>>2325402
Well, are you?

No. 2325404

>>2325402
So were you the one spamming unfunny screencaps or the one that was sperging about how all women are sluts?

No. 2325405

>>2325398
Dear lord nonna . First of all I luv you. Second, I wish It’s that easy but I live in a country where families are involved with their children’s marriages so he will meet my family and the lies will be exposed sooner or later. But I appreciate the advice

No. 2325406

>>2325404
>spamming unfunny screencaps
Yeah I was posting old screenshots just to empty out my gallery
>the one that was sperging about how all women are sluts?
No

No. 2325408

>>2325405
Luv you 2
>The lies will be exposed sooner or later
Yeah, after the marriage. At that point he'd be a faggot to divorce you just because you lied about stuff. It's just lies, it's not like you killed people. You need to look up DARVO and other manipulation techniques. Obviously you're a good liar if you got this far, you're just freaking out because you might get exposed now. You don't need to worry about that because as long as you never admit that you lied about anything, and stay strong in the position that it was all him misremembering and misunderstanding, then that will become his reality. Start doing it ASAP, for example: tomorrow ask "so what will you call my dad when we're married? [his real name] or dad?" and when you're nigel responds with "wait who?" or "wait, his name is [real name] I thought it was [fake name]," laugh at him and say something like "wow haha, your memory is so bad! I swear we talked about this before, my dad's name is [real name], this is the second time that you've misremembered!" the trick is to laugh and smile a lot so that it disarms him and makes him more pliable to believe your manipulation. You can do it nona, you just have to recognize your own power and believe in yourself. I know in my heart that you can do it and that it will all work out for the better.

No. 2325410

>>2325408
Hmmm I think it might work! But he doesn’t deserve to be with someone who lies to him maybe I should break up with him instead

No. 2325413

>>2325410
He doesn't deserve anything, nobody deserves anything, nobody is entitled to anything. Destroy this false rhetoric within you. If you like him and he likes you, that's all that matters. All lies should pale in comparison to the love he feels for you. If you really want to get married to him, none of your lies matter because his blind devotion and loyalty should be so unwavering that he'd accept any lie just to be with you. It's better to be with a moid that you can easily manipulate and lie to anyway, because then you have the power in the relationship and you can control him to benefit you. It all works out in your favour!

No. 2325416

I love seeing people who are not as pretty as me, because it makes me realize I’m not that ugly. I know that’s fucked up.

No. 2325453

>>2325405
gaslight him kek. "Oh i totally told you that before you just misremembered"

No. 2325469

beginning to believe all the zoomers i see conglomerating in pinterest and spamming their autism diagnosis in comments are misdiagnosed and are attention whores. i don’t care if i sound mean, i’m fucking tired of hearing about autism in online spaces now and i guess that in itself is ironic since if you use lolcow your chances of having autism multiply tenfold but it’s cumbersome to check the comment section only to see ill-supervised children showing off their autism like a badge of honor. and when you call them out for it they of course attack you and claim it’s good representation when it’s because they’re insecure they’re just upper middle class insecure and socially awkward privileged girls who need a disorder to justify their nonexistent marginalization. genuinely just infuriating for me to see people milk oppression points especially when they don’t even face any kind of hardship in their lives. i wish this nonsense was contained in 4chan and never infected normies

No. 2325490

>>2325373
Why do any of those things matter? Either he's marrying you for the wrong reasons or you shouldn't be getting married if those things are somehow a detriment. Though it sounds to me like you might be Indian, where castes and family background/religion seem to matter.
>>2325408
Found the cluster bee psycho. Don't listen to this weirdo nona, you don't need to go so far as fucking nefarious manipulation (which can be considered abusive). If you can't maintain the lie through confidence and it falls through then it isn't you that he loves and there will be problems down the line. If he loves you he'll understand why you lied and forgive it.

No. 2325497

>>2325490
>Found the cluster bee psycho.
And I found the armchair psychologist. Strange that we really only ever find what we're looking for.

No. 2325512

>>2325416
downward comparisons are literally the foundation of happiness, it's part of being thankful for what you have

No. 2325560

I hate Jayce from Arcane and hes ugly. I’m tired of seeing people simp over him. Hes annoying as fuck

No. 2325683

>>2325560
All the characters in Arcane are ugly. Can't believe LoL lives on in 2025.

No. 2325794

I’m only saying this for context. I’m a really pretty, well put together individual. I’m well spoken, and I’m very normal passing. In my mind, it’s a completely different story. I have really disturbing, disgusting thoughts and compulsions. I do have ocd, and it comes with groinal responses to things I should not be experiencing a groinal response to, and I think im a monster. I’m really sick, both clinically and as a human being. I feel like a deceiver to everyone that loves me. If they knew what went on my mind, they wouldn’t just disown me, they would drop dead from horror. It makes me wonder who else around me is this messed up deep down, and just hides it well. I want to end my life.

No. 2325795

>>2325794
Tell us something

No. 2325798

>>2325794
you got horny from watching gore?

No. 2325800

>>2325408
People react in a different way about lying though. You can’t really predict his reaction.
He might not be bothered by the specific lies but by her lying specifically.

No. 2325802

I love putting on a video podcast in the background, which I at most look at like 5-10% of the time and keep in a tab the other 90-95% of the time. Yet I refuse to listen if it's a sound only podcast unless I'm out on a walk, idk why I'm like this

No. 2325807

>>2325560
Does anyone actually like Jayce except for gay men and shippers? I used to understand Viktor's appeal before they uglified him in season 2.

No. 2325818

>>2325794
Stop seeking reassurance, I had many different forms of ocd and the worst form you could think of 8 years ago and i'm fine now and obviously none of those things. Just come to terms with the fact that yeah, maybe theres a slight chance you're so and so but as long as you're not actively hurting anyone and feel shame about it then who cares? If you are that thing then obviously it's not within your control, why fight it? And it'll go away

No. 2325822

I think I used to have a clepto friend kek. She would always force me to go with her in order to check if someone came while she stole coins from our classmates. It got so bad that even our classmates told the teachers so she had to lay low for a while. She also stole makeup from another girl who used to keep a pochette in her bag and she would always steal makeup from the Douglas store.

No. 2325823

>>2325807
Yeah I've seen young girls into him, unfortunately kek.

No. 2325960

When I was a kid (I couldn't have been too young, maybe 10-12), my uncle and grandmother got into an argument. He ended up getting physical with her in some way (maybe pushing or hitting her, i was in a different room and couldn't actually see) and I didn't intervene. My mother ended up breaking it up, but she did make me feel really awful for not intervening. I think I was just nervous or scared and didn't know what to do. My grandma never said anything about it and we're still very close, but I never stopped feeling guilty about just sitting by. I did end up getting in the middle some years later when my mom and grandma got into an argument, but fortunately no one hit anyone that time

No. 2326149

>>2325960
I mean, what the hell did your mom expect you to do? Take a fist ro the face?

No. 2326165

>>2325960
you were a baby and too young to be expected to be able to physically intervene. however you took the lesson and when you were old enough you did the right thing and prevented an escalation. you should forgive yourself for being a baby, trust your grandmother for not being angry with you, and know that you are the kind of person who does do the right thing. you would protect people AND you would probably have protected that baby ten year old and told her she wasn’t the one who was supposed to intervene - you were as the adult. i think you should trust yourself that you’ve taken the wisdom you can from this and free yourself from the negative emotions attached to the memory except as motivation to remember not to guilt ten year olds or let grandmas get pushed around. can you find it in yourself to forgive your mother if she deserves to be forgiven? you could give yourself the gift of freedom from this one incident to have control over you in the new year.

No. 2326200

>>2324942
hey chicken nona can we get a status update? i’m kind of worried for you. he seems like a psychopath and i don’t trust how they might have died. i don’t trust he won’t hurt you.

No. 2326312

>>2325469
Women would do less of this if they could accept they’re all marginalized by virtue of being women and that’s where most of their insecurity stems from. That being said autism is an epidemic neurodevelopment condition triggered by environmental toxins, if that bothers you then just ignore

No. 2326334

I reduced my ssri dose so my sex life would feel more fulfilling. When it was just me, I stopped caring at some point that I didn’t feel much. But then I got into a relationship and I realized I wanted to feel it. It was also scary that it blunted not only my anxiety but some of my emotions. When I got into college I just felt ok instead of amazingly happy.

No. 2326341

>>2325960
I mean, personally I'd be horrified if a 10 year child tried to jump between me and an angry assailant during a fight, especially one I was related to and loved. You were young and can't control how you reacted in the moment, plus you made up for it years later.

No. 2326342

>>2325469
There are plenty of actual autists, a lot of them, and they’re everywhere in nerd spaces online, but I absolutely believe there’s a wave of misdiagnosed allistics who are currently getting diagnosed in droves by going in saying all the right things that they learned to say from the internet. The test accuracy is ruined by them all training watching videos on what phrases and keywords they should be dropping and how they should answer every single question regarding it. Self-diagnosed bippies and the like do it too, constantly framing everything they do according to the desired medical terminology they picked up. And a ton of them are also lying about diagnosis, claiming confidently to have autism and even saying they are diagnosed when their real reveal is they are “peer diagnosed”… by other random self-diagnosed morons.

No. 2326387

>>2326342
I agree, it’s suspicious that everyone has autism now kek.

No. 2326434

>>2326312
>epidemic neurodevelopment condition triggered by environmental toxins
It’s genetic, you can’t become autistic.

No. 2326483

>>2326434
I caught it from this site

No. 2326487

>>2326483
Kek, real.

No. 2326488

>>2326334
you could try a different one. I did and I get to be happy and horny. But I did have a couple weeks where I felt like shit as I was being tapered off, so

No. 2326491

I took my Christmas constipation as a sign from God to fret about something else other than my break up with a man I actually hate and did not get on with and bored me to death and it's worked. Now that I am on the other side of the constipation I've found a new lust for life. The world feels like my oyster again. I can hold out for a man that enjoys humour and is actually gorgeous and has brown eyes and hair. Someone that enjoys music and enjoys a conversation. I have no idea who will be my next sexual encounter but it's exciting. I'll just be living my life one day and bam! I'll develop a crush on someone and feel giddy and butterflies. At some point in the future I will kiss someone in passion and have a first time with someone again. There's someone just living their life and we're both unawares that in the future he will give me an orgasm and I can and will wait. I'm going to hold out for my type and not settle. And I really hope he has have brown eyes.

No. 2326518

I’m 22 and I still love playing Roblox

No. 2326531

>>2326518
Were you the anon I met at the Spanish dance club?

No. 2326572

>>2326531
No, sorry nonnie

No. 2326659

i regret not whoring out with a bunch of women when i had the chance. i swallowed the psyop that i would find true love if i try my best to be a good girl, but what did that get me? absolutely nothing in the end. getting my heart shattered and hearing people talk fondly about their times they sowed their wild oats before finally settling down with someone special. i just know that when i finally have sex with my first woman, she will be disappointed. i hear people complain about promiscuous people on dating apps and i do get it, but it seems like the only way i could have sex with lots of women is if i get involved with women who have a moid i have to tend to and i don't fucking want to do that. why. why did i do this to myself. i should have been more selfish back then.

No. 2326660

the only reason i am working out is cause i wanna have sex with lean muscular men.

No. 2326666

>>2326660
Very relatable
My two main motivations to lose weight always have been sex and fitting into any clothes I want because looking for big sizes suck.
Just gotta a hula hoop to make me less stiff to ride

No. 2326669

My new Nigel doesn't want blowjobs because he finds them degrading towards women he loves, refers to having sex as "making love," and wants to get married.
My confession is that in my 30+ years of living and dozens of relationships, I never once had a man treat me with a genuine baseline of this kind of respect. Pathetic, really.

No. 2326677

>>2326669
I'm happy you found a good one, nonna. You deserve it.
>Pathetic, really.
I hope you mean those moids are pathetic and not you for having the misfortune of dating them. Because they are. You're wonderful and deserve good things in life.

No. 2326681

A few years ago I figured out how to duplicate items on webkinz and made like $800 selling items for really cheap and gave out a ton of free stuff. It felt healing for my “inner child” as I used to spend hours trading my shit items for more shit items when I was 9 years old

No. 2326714

The sonic totem has never been wrong with every single inquiry I have asked it. However there is 1 question I have asked several times and it has never been able to come up with an actual answer and it scares me, maybe it's because it's so far into the future. I want to push and ask again but I'm scared it will change my fate.

No. 2326722

>>2326669
I thought this was the confessions thread, not the brag about my nigel thread. I hope you got what you wanted out of posting this, weirdo.

No. 2326753

>>2326714
Sonic totem usually tells me that suffering awaits and he is not wrong..

No. 2326775

>>2326753
I once asked if things will get better when everything was going wrong irl and it also said suffering awaits. Later that year my town was in the middle of a natural disaster that gained national attention and killed hundreds…

No. 2327050

>>2325408
I have no horse in this race, I just wanted to tell you that I adore your encouraging ways, anon.

No. 2327101

Before I turned 18, I decided that when the time came I would go get the QR code for rick roll tattooed on my ass. I was not very funny. Thankfully I did not do that because poorfag things.

No. 2327148

>>2326753
Wait sonic replies? Where?

No. 2327198

>>2327148
Are you being serious rn?

No. 2327307

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I'm a lesbian girl and I spoiled women and paid for sexual contact with them, cuz I have a "type" who isn't generally confident

No. 2327336

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I used to date this girl online and almost two years ago I decided to ghost her because I didn't see the relationships going anywhere and I got tired of having to beg for her attention all the time so I decided to silently leave. But anyway, I still am very hung up over her and stalk her, kinda. I was going through her Spotify acc some months ago and one of the accounts she followed standed out to me because of it's avatar and certain musical choices seemed somewhat in her style, so I came to the conclusion that it must be one of her alts. And when I searched up that same username, I found a tumblr blog that reblogged a bunch of school shooter moids, a suspended twitter account and also a profile on this website called watchpeopledie(???). I met my ex when we were both around 15-16 and she was a bit of an edgelord but not really the obnoxious type so I didn't think much of it. Though there were some things posted on that tumblr profile that didnt match up with my ex gfs info, like their birthdays, but at that time I was already sure that this account must belong to her, so I just assumed she was lying about these for privacy. Anyway, I got really upset about these new revelations, that the girl who I thought was a lesbian was secretly simping for school shooter scrotes and would rather watch gore than talk to me. And I occasionally check these accounts to see if she has posted anything new, which I also did today and noticed that her playlists have too many followers and got curious where were all these people coming from. and when I go to check her tumblr, bam!! It's gone! Then I search up that username again, I find a bunch of articles about that recent school shooter girl, and I just find out that those accounts didn't actually belong to her but she may have possibly known that girl???? I feel soo relieved now knowing she doesn't actually simp for moids but this is making me feel so weird. Like this entire time I was seething about her salivating over these moids and interacting with weird people, but it turns out to be someone else entirely, that also happened to be in the news recently. There weren't that many posts or comments on these accounts based on which I could confirm 100% whether it was her or no, but some of the comments made on the gore account did sound like her a bit, so yea. Makes me wonder how is she connected to that school shooter girl. Did they know each other? Were they friends? I swear every time I'm proven I should always archive shit, no matter how insignificant I think it is, or sometimes I think that it's not going to disappear, but it does anyway, because I wish I could check those comments again and also compare the follower count on that spotify account to how it was before and now. (I probably have screenshots but they're buried in my gallery) There's the kf thread but I can't access it rn because I don't have an account on there. Did they archive things like that on it? so many weird coincidences like this happen in my life where random people I know end up being connected to each other or something, even to some big name celebs. Sorry, my post comes off so incoherent lol. I'm just a little shocked right now

No. 2327598

I'm pretty sure my online friend thinks I'm trans and I haven't bothered correcting her because of I'm trying to fit in kek but I'm scared she will attribute my good deeds and non sociopathic personality to trannies which is an issue oh well

No. 2327605

I've struggled with porn all my life due to being exposed to it at an extremely early age due to my retarded brother leaving it downloaded onto our family Compaq.
I just tried to access a porn site and learned that my state is now requiring age/ID verification, but this site in particular is using face recognition for those who don't want to upload their IDs. At first I was in disbelief, but now I'm… relieved? There's zero chance in hell that I'd upload my ID/face to a porn site, so it feels as though I'm finally being forced to end my porn usage once and for all.
I'm incredibly happy not only for myself, but for the millions of kids who won't have to end up the way I did, too.

No. 2327618

>>2200056
I'm only seeing this now, but og anon and I also like the ichigo mashimaro art. I also like rustle and the guy behind comic lo covers, though I don't read either

No. 2327620

>>2327605
That is fucking awesome. For real I love that. Hopefully they can track retard moids who search nasty things with their IDs

No. 2327669

My dumbass sister is going out to a rave by herself with a moid she barely knows. She finally left after pregaming an obnoxious amount. The moid came by our house but I was so disgusted I didn't bother to see him. I did convince my sister to share our locations for safety. Now I'm tracking where she is for entertainment because she refused to listen to me. She's still getting dinner and isn't even close to the venue kek.(attentionwhoring with same post in multiple threads)

No. 2327707

My drunkish confession is that I don't mind my fiancee's smaller/average penis that much, but I wish his voice was hotter

No. 2327710

>>2327669
Nobody FUCKING CARES about your sister going to the rave

No. 2327718

>>2327710
Stop responding to the most obvious baiter and just report it and ask the farmhands to permban.

No. 2327723

My sister still is outside the venue. Idk if it's safer to be inside or outside the venue. Any degenerate ravers know?
>>2327710
Ok moid.
>>2327718
What the fuck have I done to warrant a permaban kek

No. 2327725

>>2327723
You annoyed me. That's enough in my books.

No. 2327734

I just came really hard and now I’m going to binge Pizza Hut before it hits midnight. NEW YEAR NEW ME THOUGH

No. 2327858

>>2324565
This isn't it. Live a little

No. 2328376

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I hit a person multiple times. This just goes against my moralfag principles, would never think that I would stoop to this and friends have been telling me it's reactive abuse if that's even real but I kicked him in the back, hit him in the ear with my elbow, slapped him on the head, grabbed his balls, launched a mug at him (missed) over the course of a couple of months. Granted it was a bipolar moid that refused to leave my apartment, constantly stinking it up with ciggarettes, demanding money and weed, not letting me sleep and constantly throwing tantrums and driving me geniunely crazy, but I still feel bad about it. He's been in a psych ward or a rehab now since last february (his 11th time) so let's just hope he's not gonna resurface to get me after that. What a waste of potential, at least he was handsome kek

No. 2328387

>>2328376
Based Stacy

No. 2328390

I have been vegan for almost a decade and I can never see myself eating animal products ever again, but sometimes I wish I had an excuse to do it. I do miss the convenience of having a normal diet, just being able to eat anything without having to check the ingredients 1st, or just go able to go to any restaurant without making sure they have something I can eat 1st. I'm tired of having to explain myself every single time someone offers me food and then either get into an argument, or have to hear the same exact tiring jokes/arguments against veganism from people who think they're the 1st ever people to have said "but plants feel pain too lol I'm so funny and witty".
(Un)Fortunately, my health is perfect and I don't have a single reason to stop being vegan. Wish I had never watched slaughterhouses videos and i could keep being ignorant to animals' suffering

No. 2328394

>>2327707
Average is fine as long as it’s not a micro kek

No. 2328395

When I was 17 I hated this TIF and her pedo boyfriend who she enabled enough that I put her details up on 4chan pretending she was a newfag there who was into a bunch of deplorable shit and looking for friends and content, and they got doxxed and all their accounts got deactivated not even a day later. I tell myself it's what they deserved but I was a raging crazy freak when I was 17 so maybe I was a little in the wrong…

No. 2328690

>>2328395
>TIF
>pedo boyfriend
you weren't in the wrong

No. 2328695

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>>2328395
>still they/themming her
why

No. 2328697

>>2328695
I think OP is including her and her pedo bf in that 'they'. And yeah, pedo bf deserves to be fucked over.

No. 2328699

>>2328695
I think she meant "they" as in her and her boyfriend. Plural third person pronoun.

No. 2328707

>>2328697
>>2328699
wait nevermind you're right i'm retarded

No. 2328710

>>2328395
Extremely based

No. 2328711

I'm just horribly unsuited to having friends. Every time I make a friend it's just a few months before they start to really bother me and I just start seeing them as stupid and don't even want to deal with them. I think I'm doomed to be alone but I'm mostly OK with it. It's better than dealing with people

No. 2328723

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I used to think I hated Nara Smith but when I look at myself deep down, I’m…actually really fucking envious of her life. I want to live in Connecticut with 4 acres and a pond, be married to a male model, and wear impractical pretty dresses while cooking ridiculous shit like making corn flakes from scratch just because I can. I want to not have this fucking 9-5 job. I want to have the confidence that my kids will never have to worry about money. Goddamn. The seethe is real.

No. 2328787

I sometimes fantasize about kidnapping someone I know and making her 100% completely reliant on me. Not sexually. My brain delusionally tells me that I could kidnap her with absolutely no consequences and she'll immediately develop Stockholm syndrome, because she's expressed similar thoughts to me. I will never even attempt to do it, it's just something that has wormed its way into my head.

No. 2328821

I want to have a relationship with a younger man (8 years younger than me) while in my 30's, but their culture and social habits as a generation makes me sick to my core.

No. 2328848

I noticed the features I am physically attracted to in women and men directly correlate to the features my childhood friends had and I feel disgusting about it. I was never thinking romantically about them, but yet my brain immediately goes "uwaah they have this and that physical attribute? so hot, must be a great person". I wonder if therapy would fix this.

No. 2328852

>>2328848
Maybe your brain just associates happiness, security and fond memories with their faces so when you see someone with similar features it makes you gravitate to them!

No. 2328891

>>2327669
You're based.
>>2327739
You're retarded. Doing ecstasy with a moid you never know isn't the definition of fun. Raving is degenerate and it's good for someone to want to protect their sister.

No. 2328897

I have to let myself suffer if I want to improve but I'm scared

No. 2328922

I’ve been watching hockey lately because I love when they fight. Boxing and hockey are the two sports I find hot. Other sports like football don’t do it for me

No. 2328962

>>2328891
>>2328891
Thanks. My sister came back around 3 in the morning. Our mom was kind of pissed. Today she kept talking about what an awesome time and how much fun she had. I call bullshit. She was at a fast food restaurant for two hours after the rave. Do you think she got raped there? Kek. I heard ecstasy makes you suspectable to sex.(ban evasion)

No. 2328963

>>2328962
>Do you think she got raped there? Kek.
Tie a rope and hang it up and kill yourself so we can be done with this bullshit already

No. 2328966

I don’t know if it’s the art style or what, but I’ve always imagined all anime characters as female, since I was young. The bishies are just butchy

No. 2328967

>>2328962
Your blatant fetish posting fools no one here and we all would smile if you got hit by a car

No. 2328971

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I unironically look down on people who give their pets a first name with more than two syllables

No. 2328973

>>2328971
I was walking in a park and I heard someone call out to their dog and its name was "Merry Weather Puppy" like she kept calling out "Come here Merry Weather Puppy!! Come here boy!!! Good Merry Weather Puppy!!" like some people are just shit at naming stuff.

No. 2328978

>>2328966
I love this, haha.

No. 2329019

>>2328973
It's been stated time and time again that animals respond to names best when they're only one or two syllables, meme names are the worst too imo. Like you named your cat Asteroid Destroyer for quirky meme points and to try to force virality, what now?

No. 2329069

>>2328966
I fucking hate anime but if I ever watch it again it'll be with this in mind kek

No. 2329073

>>2328787
Get a dog, it’s the same thing

No. 2329091

>>2328971
>>2329019
What if you shorten it and call them by a nickname? Like nugget instead of chicken nugget?

No. 2329093

>>2328966
Gross. Leave my bishies alone, there isnt a shortage of cringe yurishit for you to consume.(infight baiting)

No. 2329094

Whenever I see a cursed image that terrifies me I always forward it to everyone I know. If I have to suffer, then so do you. I take everyone down with me!

No. 2329116

>>2329091
That's why I specified first name as a generalization, there's nothing wrong with that. But whenever someone is like this is my dog, Archbishop Reginald Von Helsing or whatever I can't help but look down on them for trying to force attention through being kwuirky lol. It's just such an attention whore thing to do

No. 2329126

>>2329093
I’ve been like this since I was a kid, it is not on purpose

No. 2329176

>>2328787
You're a piece of shit and stockholm syndrome isn't real. Hope you suffer.(infight bait)

No. 2329187

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>>2329094
Kek reminds me when I got jumpscared by picrel, I showed it to my best friend who went "wtf this is so scary" and he then forwarded it to his girlfriend who was equally distressed.
(spoilered it just in case but it's not that bad)

No. 2329195

>>2329176
Nta but it's a fantasy and this is the confessions thread kek

No. 2329196

>>2329187
I love those horrible photoshops where they turn emoticons and emojis "realistic" with human skin and eyes and spamming everyone I know with them

No. 2329200

>>2329195
That doesn't make it any less weird

No. 2329249

I actually find it funny whenever youtubers fake videos or content as long as they're just trolling and having fun. If they explicitly lie and defend it too much then that's a no from me but if all they're doing is shits and giggles in the video I want more fake content

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>>2328971
nooooo pls i named my kitty oliver because he looks like the kitten in oliver and company pls no bully


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