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No. 2346502

Atone, and if you can't, let's settle this with our fists.

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No. 2346524

I stole a junie b jones book in second grade

No. 2346525

>>2346524
Which one? I loved those books

No. 2346527

>>2346525
"Junie b jones is a party animal" kek it isn't even my favorite book. I don't know why I took it.

No. 2346535

I feel bad for the fires in Cali, and god save those affected. However I'm still mad the man who r*ped my friend and moved to Cali is not affected by the fires. Like give us this and burn his shit(we don't self censor here, say the word)

No. 2346540

>>2346527
I wanted a rich friend after reading that. I’ve still never been inside a mansion. I think my favorite was Junie B Jones and some sneaky peaky spying

No. 2346548

my mom believes in manifestation. she told me after i complained about not getting hired to any job i applied to. i wanted to tell her,
>hm yeah, child rapists' victims sure do manifest that
>school shooters' victims manifested that
i only didn't because she invited me

No. 2346553

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>>2346548
I don't know what's worse: having a mom who believes in manifestation, or a mom who believes in reincarnation and treated you like shit because she's not done being angry at her own dead mother.

No. 2346574

>>2346548
My retard mom's into this too and thinks it can replace doctors. She also doesn't ever verbally acknowledge when bad things happen because she thinks she's manifesting it happening more by acknowledging it

No. 2346578

I just feel like I should be taken out on dates and complimented.

No. 2346649

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>>2346524
I loved this book so much I stole it twice. Not even because I lost it, but because I wanted to own both the soft-cover and the hard-cover editions.

No. 2346657

I picked a shirt off the floor and put it back in my wardrobe because it still smelled clean.

No. 2346658

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I love when lesbian girls like me and even sometimes I flirt with them, I'm straight.

No. 2346683

I started working with autistic children because of Chris Chan. I don't want any of the kids I see to end up as bad off as him, and early intervention can make all the difference.

No. 2346721

Deeply embarrassed that my dad is paying for my university education. The cherry on top is that the education itself is utter garbage.

No. 2346747

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>>2346574
my mom does the same thing to the point of gaslighting!
>if she doesn't acknowledge it, it ceases to exist!
i used to attend school sick with the flu and colds. it was so bad i had a stomach ache, throat pain, i was throwing up snot, was not able to speak, and had to blow my stuffed nose every minute. disgustingly sick. they only let me stay home when i had a high enough fever. the fever had to be high enough, otherwise i just imagined it, in her retarded opinion. sometimes the teacher made a call to her when this happened and then i was given a pill, which was taken out of its plastic film container. i still trusted it and it worked. however, she used to give me her sleeping pills at home because i was given adhd meds and could never sleep. she was offended that i could not sleep and said
>if you want to be an adult so bad then here, take this, adults need this to sleep
i took it and slept well but could barely get up and got withdrawals from it, which she bullied me for. i got leg cramps, dizziness, migraines, saw stars. i did not even know what happened back then. things started making sense when i moved away and went no contact. picrel, this movie is creepy asf and the mother here reminds me of my own mom.

No. 2346754

>>2346721
Don't do what I do and feel embarrassed and weird and didn't join any clubs. Make the most of it then it's less awkward. Been there and didn't do it right. Don't be me.

No. 2346800

>>2346683
That's wonderful nonna, I'm glad you were able to take something good from that mess. You're doing a lot of good, believe me.
>>2346721
Why are you embarrassed about that? Plenty of parents pay for their child's university education. It's much better than a loan.

No. 2346802

>>2346578
I can count the dates I had on one hand and I never even got complimented.

No. 2346933

I love teen dramas so much. Degrassi is unironically my most favorite show of all time. It's obviously not a good show but I could legit watch it all day and not get even the tiniest bit bored. I've been a super fan since 6th grade, so it has permanently altered my brain chemistry. I also liked 13 Reasons Why I think the hate was way overblown and I liked what a cow Hannah was lol it had a good soundtrack even if the plot completely flew off the rails in the final season with… ghost Bryce? Weird choice.

No. 2347093

I am freaking out right now because my middle aged boyfriend who is busy with his professional job is too busy to play Amongus with me. I am so fucking cringe dude, I don't know how I read the Shuwu thread as a teen and now ended up like this.

No. 2347130

I’m lowkey suicidal and I used to (and still kind of) jealous of the moids who died in that crappy makeshift submarine because they died in the best way possible without even knowing they died with zero pain.

No. 2347140

>>2347093
>age gap relationship
Yikes sis.

No. 2347143

>>2347130
They died in terror. Unofficial leaks of the transcripts reveal that for the last 20 minutes before implosion they heard crackling sounds and were failing to ascend to the surface due to multiple system failures. They were trying to troubleshoot but knew it wasn't working. Imagine being hours below the ocean knowing the tube you're in is about to be your coffin. No thank you.

No. 2347145

got horny looking at reviews and listing for computer mice seeing men's hands. call me a coomerette, i deserve it.

No. 2347151

>>2347143
But imagine they sedate you and fully put you to sleep and then put you in it, anon you’re just not seeing the vision!!!

No. 2347243

There's 13 countries on my fuck map

No. 2347248

>>2347243
There should be more? There's at least 150 different countries on a map, I can't recall the total number from the top of my head. Is it a map on your phone? It might need to be updated or it's lagging or something. If it's an IRL map or globe, take it for a refund.

No. 2347249


No. 2347251

I find it funny when East Asians call white women masculine for their features / larger frames, it’s hilarious especially as a change from the usual white worship there, especially for blonde/blue-eyed woman worship. (I’m asian but South Asian, the former doesn’t really happen from us for some reason)

No. 2347255

I read formula 1 rpf

No. 2347268


No. 2347372

My best friend is acting like a bitch trough the phone with me and every time she answers me being passive aggressive or/and with an emoji, I’m taking a shot. I’m getting drunk while she’s more and more pissed off and she doesn’t even realise it, I find it kinda funny.

No. 2347374

I find it hot when women are taller than moids, but only by a few cms. In grade school I kept my relationships private because of it. I think I might be retarded because whenever I see taller moids i feel similar attraction, but just not as strong.

I think others feel the same, but I fear talking about it because of the backlash since most women cling onto heteronormativity for dear life.

I don't want to make it my personality like we're oppressed, but I secretly desire for normalization of my preference.

No. 2347408

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Back in 2017 when Onision drama was constantly happening, I didn't have much to do and I was learning programming so I decided to develop a "VN" in RenPy where you are a young girl and Onision's wife manipulates you to visit them in their mcMansion. Then basically you have to navigate dodging him and his wife or fall for their manipulation tactics. Never finished it and lost data on PC where I developed it so unfortunately can't really upload it anywhere..

No. 2347410

I'm realizing that I've been trapped in anxiety for the past 20 years and I've never done anything to resolve it, it's time to stop torturing myself like that.

No. 2347460

>>2347374
I hate shorter than me nerdy men but secretly I also love them because their personalities align more with me and they usually have a good sense of humour for over compensating the way I do with me various mental illnesses. However I'm still a lady and lust after tall men who end up pissing me off as well. It's a conundrum

No. 2347481

I don't think love bombing would work on me, I hate myself way too much to believe someone would actually be into me.

No. 2347487

>>2347481
I had a date with a guy years after I knew he had a big crush on me. We were in his car driving me back home and he just went through a list of things including physical features including down to the shape of my lips and exact things about expression that I pulled my jumper up over my head and tried to fetal position upright in the passenger seat. I didnt go on a date with him again because I was genuinely so freaked out someone liked me that much. Imagine if I let him see my naked body he might have skinned me alive.

No. 2347694

>>2347408
i would have played the fuck out of that

No. 2347765

Yesterday I almost reported a post in the AI thread on /m/ as AI outside of containment because I forgot where I was.

No. 2347793

>>2347765
I routinely get annoyed and almost report scrote posts until I realize it’s on the Post Like a Moid thread.

No. 2347799

I might get extra weird on here because I'm experiencing a kind of autism flare up and I don't have anywhere else to be weird. Im sorry in advance.

No. 2347803

>>2347799
>Autism flare up
KEK but same here. My sense of humour in particular seems to be having some technical problems so I just find everything hilarious even though it's objectively not funny.

No. 2347812

>>2347793
I've definitely done this before

No. 2347851

wondering if I didn't get the promotion at work because I post on lolcow using my works wifi lol (i wonder if they saw my post history)

No. 2347869

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I infought for hours during the hellmas VPN ban and didn't get banned once lmao

No. 2347870

>>2347869
kek that's the way it should be.

No. 2347907

I'm not a lesbian but I really want to eat another woman out.

No. 2347908

When I was a kid I was at a neighbors house and I went into her bathroom where she had her gold rings out on the counter. I had heard that gold is soft and saw someone bite a piece of gold on TV so I copied what I saw and bit all of the rings in the bathroom. The bands were basically ruined. Later during the party she found the rings and got really angry. She blamed the little boy who lived down the street, he was 6 years younger than me and I let him take the fall. I also knotted all of her hair ties together and he got the blame for that. If I remember correctly his mom started screaming at him and embarrassed the shit out of him and I just sat there silently and watched.

No. 2347915

>>2347869
kek the reaction pic is killing me

No. 2347921

>>2347908
I can kind of understand the gold band bit but why did you go after the hair ties? I kind of did something similar at a classmates house. She had an eyeshadow single on her bathroom counter and I wanted to feel the texture of it so I went to test it with my fingers and I somehow broke it and it all crumbled kek. I was too embarrassed to say anything but once she noticed she started SCREAMING at her little sister asking why she was touching her makeup until her sister started sobbing. I think I did end up fessing up years later but she didn't even remember.

No. 2347923

>>2347907
Just eat your own like I did

No. 2347924

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>>2347907
I volunteer

No. 2347971

I literally love HRH collection. I know it's cringe to say, but she really is like my inner monologue come to life. I honestly can't believe she isn't the patron saint of this website. She had a video recently about how she was at TJ Maxx and wanted to buy a cute strawberry-printed phone case, but she couldn't bring herself to do it because strawberries give they/them kek. I also love her crash-out rants about how she is fat/skinny.

No. 2347982

I kinda wish I didn’t come back to school but I was sick of being a NEET. I’m sitting in my differential equations class and I’m so lost. I’m afraid of flunking and wasting my money trying again.

No. 2347987

>>2347251
It’s sour grapes. If it was possible to become white by surgery or magic, they would happily sell their own mothers to make it happen

No. 2347990

I'm really going to miss tiktok because of corinna. I love how she makes no fucking sense. She makes me laugh so hard, and I don't laugh in a patronizing way. I genuinely love her.

No. 2347999

>>2347923
did you have to take a rib out to do that

No. 2348002

>>2347990
Who is this what type of videos does she make, I dont use tiktok

No. 2348012

>>2348002
Her name is Corinna Fulgeri. She has a disability (i forgot what it is) and a really thick speech impediment. She literally just posts her opinions and very mundane life events. No one ever understands what she's trying to say, and she always starts the video half way into a story/explanation. She has a boyfriend and friends who are all special needs too. She's about to graduate college. She's so fucking funny.

No. 2348015

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I'm so desperately unemployed and broke right now, that I am coming to criminal ideas on how to get money, how to get a job. My applications keep being ignored or rejected. At this point I even applied to an intelligence agency as a delusional joke. I am going insane. I do think of harming others. Retarded, unhygienic scrotes get to have comfy, easy jobs, meanwhile I am ignored with decades of experience in hard work? I started acting like a Karen, and recording wagies doing their jobs wrong. I put up complaints and reviews. So many jobs replaced by machines. The men who get better jobs and clout are narcissistic fuckwits. I applied to anything ever, and heard nothing back yet. It's infuriating. I think the only sure solution would be to convince a wagie to quit their job so I can take their place. I have been through hell at wagie jobs, and now it feels like they are discarding me. As women we are worth nothing to these scumbag leeches. Fuck this society and it's withering infrastructure. I shat in public last week and did NOT flush.

No. 2348019

>>2348012
God i cant remember this chicks name but there's another girl extremely similar to this one. The one I'm thinking of is east asian and I think just has the 'tism she sometimes crashes out and makes videos asking why people are so mean to her online I feel bad she gets a lot of asspats from commenters but a lot of it feels like lowkey bullying that she obviously doesn't understand.

No. 2348020

>>2348019
Is she on tiktok? If so I think I know EXACTLY who you're talking about.

No. 2348023

>>2347990
>that thing has a boyfriend
Even more proof men have zero standards and will fuck anything that moves and pulsates. Disgusting and they should be quickly sterilized(baiting infights across multiple threads)

No. 2348025

>>2348020
yes she has a bob haircut iirc i think her name started with a V

No. 2348027

>>2348023
her bf is also developmentally delayed think love on the spectrum

No. 2348028

>>2348015
i am in the same boat. thought about making fake pet adoption social media pages to collect emails to sell, but really i just want a real job.

No. 2348032

>>2348027
My point still stands, I’m tired of these things around

No. 2348036

>>2348023
Femcel thoughts.

No. 2348037

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>>2347990
ot but its rather refreshing to see the comment section be kind, albeit ironically, though its a breath of fresh air compared to the try hard catty comebacks normies tend to do all the time

No. 2348038

>>2348032
hope your kid ends up having level 3 autism with violent tantrums.

No. 2348043

>>2348036
Are you a retard that needs to be euthanized too?
>>2348038
>assumes i’m going to become a bangmaid whore to shit out kids for my ugly husband so basically a “wife”
KEK

No. 2348050

>>2348043
Go braid your pubic hair and stop sperging plz

No. 2348053

>>2348025
I know exactly who you're talking about but I can't find her account. She has like a really sharp jawline and is always wearing this blue t shirt.

No. 2348056

>>2348050
I already did that earlier though, I gotta have my pubes looking curly and cute for tomorrow!(baiting infights across multiple threads)

No. 2348066

>>2348037
Corinna and her friends Michael and Sydney all got into some drama with one another the other day. Corinna said Sydney and Michael would make a cute couple, and Sydney was like omg he's like a brother to me, would you date your hot brother? And everyone roasted her for saying "hot brother" and she was like guys I'm not saying I would ever find my brother hot, you know what I mean! It's even funnier when you realize Michael is definitely a homosexual. Anyways they're all friends again!

No. 2348070

>>2348066
I thought this was Rancefag for a second.

No. 2348084

>>2348027
This is her bf

No. 2348088

>>2348015
you can try shoplifting and selling the stuff? Gives you money and saves you from having karen spergouts too

No. 2348092

>>2348043
>>2348023
You definitely hate men because they don't want you kekkk

No. 2348122

>>2348084
Whats his illness? Aspie too?

No. 2348127

>>2348070
KEK i see it

No. 2348138

>>2348122
I’m not sure if he’s disclosed. I’m pretty sure they met at an event where adults with developmental disorders hang out with each other I think I remember her mentioning it

No. 2348144

>>2348138
She has like 10 genuine friends, a job, and is soon to graduate university. She's kind of living a better life than me. I just can't understand considering she genuinely makes zeroooooooo sense when she speaks.

No. 2348156

>>2348043
Why are you upset about two retards being together? Shouldn't the issue you have be that men constantly think they deserve supermodels rather than them dating someone who is on their level?

No. 2348178

>>2348053
Found her!! Her name is Kala

No. 2348192

>>2348178
yesssssssSSSSSSS. If I'm remembering her lore correctly, she's adopted and has an older sister with a baby. Her and her mom fight a lot. Also I fucking love her comeback in the video I linked. "I'm easy to see." BASED.

No. 2348203

>>2348192
Her crashouts remind me of PT. She had one just a few days ago over her sister being apparently verbally abusive to her? She made a vid asking if it would be considered a threat when her sister says things like "just wait and see.." and the comments were full of people asking her if she is just misunderstanding her sister kek

No. 2348213

i am a strong believer in the ugly man psyop but there have also been multiple guys i thought were legit hot that have made a few people IRL say i like ugly guys

No. 2348224

When I was a kid I liked watching Youtube videos of animals giving birth. I genuinely just found it super intriguing. It's my worst kept secret and I would be super embarrassed if people I know IRL found out. Its not bad or anything but just very strange. Although, now as an adult I like to watch YouTube videos of surgical procedures and acne extractions so I guess I haven't changed much….

No. 2348226

>>2348213
I feel like there can definitely be an attraction difference irl, either negative or positive. There's been a few guys I've seen in pics whom I'm much more attracted to in person for whatever reason and also the opposite.

No. 2348227

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>>2347921
You have more guts than me, I never told anyone it was me. The hair ties it was like I had learned how to tie two of them together, like pic related and I got excited and did all of them.

No. 2348233

>>2348213
Paul meschal is very ugly if that helps

No. 2348237

>>2348224
Same except it was books and Animal Planet for me lol

No. 2348238

>>2348156
I don't get nonnas who can't be happy for them. They're vulnerable people so it's nice seeing them in good situations as opposed to being bullied or exploited.

No. 2348370

Sometimes I don't wash my hands after peeing, I also sometimes don't wipe after peeing.

No. 2348375

>>2348370
Do you shower?

No. 2348384

>>2348375
Twice a day.

No. 2348413

>>2348192
>>2347990
Why can I never find friends like them? We would have such a blast sharing a joint and watching bad movies. Ugh life is so unfair.

No. 2348416

>>2348384
Stupidity

No. 2348425

>>2348370
This is the equivalent of fake reddit stories, do better anon..

No. 2348431

Sometimes when I need a really good laugh I would just think of the story that one anon posted in the grief thread about her deceased schizo uncle and whenever I would imagine some fat burly dude off his rocker just screeching at strangers his fixation over rape and thinking a military team of rapists coming to get him just makes me do a hearty little kek because it reminds me of that one clip from the Oprah show where someone sent in some stupid troll letter about a brigade of pedophiles with over 9000 penises. I know it sounds completely fucked because her family member died but goddamn that shit for some reason made me laugh so hard, moids are absolutely hilarious especially when they’re suffering. Honestly I think male suffering makes me smile and laugh, it brings me joy

No. 2348441

>>2348032
it's because of old men having kids and men target autistic women/autistic women being underdiagnosed.

No. 2348448

I used to kidnap my neighbor's cat all the time then they moved… I so badly want my own cat but I can't afford to take care of an animal right now.

No. 2348462

>>2348038
So you agree that these people suck and being stuck with one is basically a punishment?

No. 2348482

>>2348431
>that one clip from the Oprah show where someone sent in some stupid troll letter about a brigade of pedophiles with over 9000 penises
I need to know more.

No. 2348493

My biggest stress relief is imagining murder-suicide or just straight up killing myself. I'm a vindictive shit, and I want the people who stress me out to feel pain/discomfort for doing so.

No. 2348495

>>2348482
ntayrt but back in the day 4chan posted a bunch of comments on Oprah’s site forum, since every website back then had its own forum, claiming to be part of a pedophile ring. She reacted in vidrel which of course made it worse and resulted in it becoming a meme. Explaining this made me feel old. I hope you know “over 9000” is also a meme or else I just need to go ahead and apply for Medicare…

No. 2348496

>>2348495
KEK fucking amazing…
>I hope you know “over 9000” is also a meme or else I just need to go ahead and apply for Medicare…
I do. I like to quote it randomly to myself like an autist.

No. 2348498

I’m eating a whole sheet of rice krispies like a burrito, wrapped in foil at the bottom so it doesn’t flop over.

No. 2348540

I haven’t progressed from that cringey preteen power of friendship stage. I still fantasize about having a “best friend” group where we all have like signature colours or symbols or something and friendship bracelets and we scrapbook photos of us together and plan little surprises parties for each other like in girls’ shows kek. And see a group of characters and go that’s us and assign who’s who. And write our names on things with hearts and shit. I’ve had this to a subtler degree before which doesn’t help

No. 2348588

>>2348213
I don't frequent the psyop thread because it's too male centric for me but I think my standards are worse than the users there, my friend introduced her new bf at her birthday party and while everyone was raving at how handsome he was, to me he just looked like some guy.

No. 2348594

>>2348588
Nta that’s not that crazy unless he was like a model. Personally whenever my friends are in relationships I immediately lose any attraction if I had any to begin with.

No. 2348596

>>2348213
I think people just have different types. This is especially true for women, because most men are unattractive (as opposed to most women being at least semi-attractive) so attraction to men is more them fulfilling your preferences than them actually being attractive. Thus one man could be perfect to one woman but absolutely revolting to another.

No. 2348599

>>2348594
I don't think models are hot either, the guy himself was attractive but in a safe generic way that's not my thing. There was another guy who she hooked up with and she was trying to convince me he was hot, but to me he just looked like those skinny Asian guys who play gacha games.

No. 2348635

I don't feel bad when animal abusers kill themselves or suffer in life. I read about two dumb scrotes who got doxxed for torturing cats because "umm it's legal in china!!" only to get expelled from their universities, and IMO they deserved much worse.

No. 2348638

>>2348635
Same here, almost every serial killer started out being cruel to animals. I wish it was legal to publicly execute them.

No. 2348643

>>2348638
They have execution ambulances in china so they are close, wish the goverment would care about animals at all so they could use those ambulances for the abusers lol.

No. 2348644

I will never be feminine, I will never embody the traits I embody physically, mentally, I will never relate to other women. I'm tired of seething over whores, submissive women, bimbos. They always win cause they are willing to suck cock more, don't tell me they don't. While I have a mental blockage against being feminine. If someone is attracted to someone, they are attracted to them because of their sex, firstmost while I mentally don't fit my sex therefore no one can be attracted to me. I know that men don't love women, only women love men and this pulls the man in(and his love for her doesn't come from any other source than him liking the sexual services she provides him, the woman pulls the guy in, women are basically the feminine pull energy and get the male validation as an exchange), but I'm in so much mental anguish over being this way. To me it is unacceptable that a woman is sexually submissive, while most women are that, I can't accept it, I don't fit in, I don't relate to the "woman" identity, I'm not sexually attractive, what creates sexual attraction is polarity. I can't cause that. I'm a freak and a reject. I don't even wanna date, but it hurts. It hurts not being feminine so fucking much. The strong desire of a man towards the woman is basically a love confession in every romance book, I can't fit into this hetero dynamic. I'm so bitter over whores, they make me feel so powerless how easily they submit, they literally haunt me, the female sexuality haunts me, the female body haunts me, the female body from porn images and what it does in them haunts me, the sexual images women post online haunt me, I will never be that. I'm mogged by whores my whole life, like a stinky femcel.(blackpill outside of containment)

No. 2348652

I've tried writing the same confession three times and I can't get through the post because I'm laughing too hard. Must not feel bad enough to confess yet.

No. 2348668

>>2348652
Please we need to hear it too nona

No. 2348674

>>2348644
Who the fuck cares if you're not feminine I'm probably the least feminine person and I've got a partner who loves me and thinks I'm gorgeous even though I've not shaved my legs for a year and I'm overweight. You need to stop dwelling on these things because people can tell that you are haunted by something and that is probably what's making them not be attracted to you. You dont need to think that you're the fittest person in the universe but you need to stop competing against people who you aren't even playing the same game as because you will always come up short in your perspective. Take time to focus on the things you like about yourself, they don't need to be physical things, it could be your kindness or your skill at art or something. Hold onto those things and base your self worth around things you have nourished rather than things that you arent. If there is any small things you can do to help that would make you feel more "feminine" like painting your nails or plucking your eyebrows give that a go and see if it helps, but comparison is the thief of joy and having good confidence in yourself and knowing that you're worth the love you seek shines out of your face way more than makeup.

No. 2348676

>>2348644
“Other women” do you think all women are feminine? Get out of the man-made prisons you’ve put yourself. You don’t need to be feminine to be a woman, yes , not even when media tells you that you have to follow all these useless retarded rituals, get off of social media if this is the effect.
I have never done my nails, I don’t have a nightly skin care routine or expensive make up, I prefer my hair short, I like videogames , photography too, I like clothes too. It’s kind of reductive to distinguish people in “feminine” and “masculine” , when each individual is an agglomeration of both.

No. 2348681

>>2348644
“Woman identity” means jack shit, are you drunk on the gender ideology kool aid kek? You need to do nothing other being born a woman to be one.
There’s no behavior, no clothes, no thoughts, no smell, no action that makes “women”. I bet you don’t even hold the same standards for men.
I feel like you suffer from extreme internalized misogyny or something or maybe you’re just a tranny scrote trying to larp, get off the damn cell phone and go out.

No. 2348837

>>2348668
ayrt I accidentally let slip to my dad that my centenarian grandma/his mother-in-law sunbathes naked. She's not exactly quiet about it (like she's told me to my face before that she's going to go do that for a few hours. Based queen, I love her so much.) and Mom already knows, so I assumed he knew too. He did not, and jokingly thanked me for the week ahead of sleepless nights. I feel a little bad because it was his birthday, but apparently not bad enough because I'm still howling at the whole thing.

No. 2348871

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>>2348644
>I'm tired of seething over whores, submissive women, bimbos.
You could always quit doing that.

No. 2348872

Reading the Luigi threads honestly made me agree with BJchan.

No. 2348873

>>2348872
I think they are hilarious.

No. 2348878

>>2348873
Same, lmao. I'm not attracted to him but there's something funny and a bit cathartic about reading displays of female sexuality so unashamed and brazen.

No. 2348881

>>2348878
>>2348873
Women on here really only need to hear ‘yeah, babe, I’m like, totally anti porn’ and it’s legs in the air for some unibrow podcel, idk whether to laugh or cry

No. 2348884

>>2348881
I mean, yeah. I've literally seen nonnas in the anti-porn thread on /g/ say they would date any moid who doesn't watch porn. I guess anti-porn moids are unicorns

No. 2348886

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I am super jealous of that white youtuber moid with yellow fever that has the super cute male coquette bf he makes blogs with. It pisses me off that i will never have that kind of love from a man as a straight woman.

No. 2348896

>>2348872
All it did was make me realize how pathetically embarrassing and subservient women get when they like a moid

No. 2348900

>>2348896
I don't get how nonnas talking about how they want to rape luigi makes them subservient

No. 2348903

>>2348900
Oh sorry I was talking about the ones talking about how they want to suck his dick and let him fuck anally

No. 2348924

>>2348886
Being a straight woman is torture, im so tired as well nona, all rarities from the male kind get bullied by the macho ogres calling them faggots and then end up trooning out, or are gay since they are born.

No. 2348928

>>2348886
It’s sad, right? Maybe it’s a biological mechanism, they molest the cute moids gay so that they don’t procreate.

No. 2348934

>>2348928
Cute moids get molested physically and mentally by other men, and then we get nothing, fuck life

No. 2348936

>>2348881
Yeah. I know people say “not everyone here is a radfem!!” but I guarantee you if they revealed post history there is enough crossover. Proof any intelligent conversation on LC is a larp until an anon finds herself another boyfriend/husband. It’s bleak to realise the one place I thought I found camaraderie with was the same as everywhere else all along.

No. 2348941

>>2348644
Hi bj-chan, still wanting that nullification to be "genderless"?(encouraging personalityfagging)

No. 2348944

>>2348941
Not everyone is the same person. I swear some anons have the object permanence of a toddler.

No. 2348946

>>2348936
I don't mean this in a mean way but why are you seeking radfem comradery on an imageboard made for nitpicking other women? The last admin hated radfems so much she banished all the threads to a dead board. Posting about hating men for most anons is mostly performative, ie. venting

No. 2348948

>>2348946
It's not even performative, some anons do hate men but they are straight and not celibate so they seek them or lust after them, men do this all the time too it's not a hard concept to grasp

No. 2348951

>>2348872
Imo he's basically a fictional character for them. They know some off his past and personality but it's really not as much as they think. Most of his lore and personally is made up by them feeding off each other. It's been very interesting to watch bc it's I'm getting to watch hibrystophilia (sp?) develop in real time and the amount of assumptions and character building makes it very obvious. They speculate on what he likes, how he talks and behaves and act like it's 100% factual.

No. 2348952

>>2348944
Give it a fews hours before she replies to someone here a wall of text on all caps

No. 2348958

>>2348936
i don't get how anons are just realizing this after all those other gazillion horny man threads from years ago or the years of fucked up men that get posted in the unconventional thread (which technically came first before manhate threads). like luigi was the straw that broke the nonna's back?

No. 2348961

>>2348958
Exactly lmao. The dano threads didn't tip anyone off either? He's way uglier too

No. 2348964

>>2348946
I’m saying there’s obviously crossover in posters. I think some anons are hypocritical.

No. 2348965

>>2348936
I'm married and I despise men except for my Nigel but I'm not gonna try to convince you he's a doormat and has every quality I dreamed in a man and I wouldn't mind not dating a man ever again if he ever died or turned out to be like every other moid because you're going to call me a liar or say he's like every other moid and I'm just delusional.

No. 2348966

>>2348965
Um… you just made that up in your head, kek. Don’t be so insecure in yourself.

No. 2348970

>>2348966
I just told my Nigel people think he's not real and we're both laughing. I sometimes send him posts from here but told him to not ever post here or I will cut his penis off.

No. 2348971

>>2348965
Nonna why are you defending your nigel here? If he's really one of the good ones, then you have nothing to prove. Go enjoy your loverboy or use the boyfriend brag thread on /g/.
>>2348970
>I show my bf lolcow but he totally doesn't post here guys because I'm so intimidating!!
Christ on a cracker why would you admit to this?

No. 2348972

>>2348965
Mentioning a Nigel is a guaranteed infight like 95% of the time

No. 2348974

>>2348964
Well, duh. Half of posters call themselves feminists, then they go nitpick a random womans folds in the cow boards while they call her a whore as well

No. 2348976

>>2348965
Would you let me smack your nigel's ass?

No. 2348981

>>2348971
he doesn't post on imageboard or social media because he is aware they're time consumers and he needs to either work or play his autistic games while on his computer. I monitor him constantly because he gets distracted reading wikipedia.
>>2348976
sure, he has a nice ass.

No. 2348983

>>2348981
>has to monitor her nigel's internet usage

No. 2348985

>>2348983
if you dont monitor a moid's internet usage they do nefarious things. no exceptions. the internet should be for women only.

No. 2348987

>>2348985
Then don't let him use the computer? Sorry nonna, but I literally can't relate to having a moid that I have to monitor like he's a small child because he can't be trusted to work without getting distracted.

No. 2348990

I see people, farmers included, who use chatbots/character ai as lesser “people”

No. 2348991

>>2348970
>I just told my Nigel people think he's not real and we're both laughing
? Do you have a persecution complex or something? I said you made it up in your head because you went on some spergout about how I’d call you delusional for dating your Nigel. It honestly just seems actually crazy to go on a tangent about something no one was even telling you in the first place. Wow

No. 2348994

>>2348990
Why? I would argue escapism through AI is probably the only thing worthwhile about AI

No. 2349000

>>2348936
This, in one thread they’re pretending to be le based manhaters and in the other they’re worshipping some unibrow faggot writing letters to him and making trinkets like some schoolgirl. I dont believe the retards who delude themselves into thinking they’re two separate circles of anons.

No. 2349005

>>2348970
Nigelfags are so pathetic

No. 2349007

>>2349000
I don't care if women are hypocritical because I believe in women's wrongs

No. 2349015

>>2349007
I kinda like this whole manhating on one side and thirstposting on the other. It's like seeing the madonna/whore complex moids have and deciding that we can do it better.

No. 2349020

>>2348990
That's interesting. I wouldn't say I view bots as lesser people because I have never viewed a bot as sentient, but I love testing the limits of chatbots because it reveals a lot about other people who use them. Kind of like the secret life of internet users.

>>2348965
DA but I feel like this is the right way to be in a relationship. "This person is different and better than everyone else in some way." is normal to me when choosing relationships whether that's friends or partners.

No. 2349022

>>2349015
Agreed. Why do only men get to be flawed? And women have actual reason to perceive men the way they do, whereas men are just babies that cry when they don't get their dick wet

No. 2349025

>>2349000
Tbh I've already been doing this before luigi became a thing, just with actors instead. I have an entire folder for it and still create celebrity moodboards to this day. I wanted to sew a doll of one of them but got lazy.

No. 2349028


No. 2349042

I feel somewhat satisfied that my ex stopped making art because no one cares about what he does. I know I sound like a terrible person, but it makes me happy that the same person who made me feel insecure, gaslighted me, and only wanted me for sex is going through that.

No. 2349046

>>2348970
"I showed x this thread and were laughing about it" is classic cow behavior, you've been staring into the abyss for too long.

No. 2349069

>>2349046
I have to admit I only typed like that because I thought it was funny in my head.

No. 2349070

>>2348970
This is a pure Reddit-tier post

No. 2349076

>>2348872
I’m just curious if it’s ever going to die down, like how long will this peak last

No. 2349123

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Lately whenever I read about some awful sex crime a moid has committed I go to r/transgendersurgeries and seeing all the perverted males castrating themselves for coom makes me feel better.

No. 2349125

Feeling clean makes me horny… I am always so horny after a shower

No. 2349221

I stole from hot topic and goodwill. I want to fuck Starscream from transformers g1.

No. 2349351

For some reason I think being married is embarrassing, to me it's some kind of lame parent shit.

No. 2349468

I hear the moid sleeping downstairs on the sofa but I won't wake him up so I can have some more peace. Two mire hours until it's critical and I should sleep, I'll make a fire and play with the cats

No. 2349480

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A family member moved to a city with a well-known engineering school. I’m considering getting an internship locally there for a summer to see if I can nab a student before they graduate and hit the wall. I already scoped out the competition on some dating apps and the odds are in my favor. Yes I am aware I sound like a psycho.

No. 2349486

>>2349480
Good luck

No. 2349510

I fantasize about making up a troon persona on twitter and then grifting wokies and handmaidens on gofundme. "Help Serenyth Lyssara Ellune survive! Goal 10.000 dollars"

No. 2349516

>>2349510
You have to pretend to be a mtf to get donations, ftms dont get as much

No. 2349519

>>2349516
Interesting, do you know why?

No. 2349526

>>2349519
DA but society promotes female inferiority (even in their manly ftm form), so men (even in their tranny form) get favoured more

No. 2349574

>>2349519
Women pity men more. They think 'aww, poor woman is trying her hardest to find herself as a real woman!!" they never think of MTFs as men. It's insane self hatred

No. 2349635

>>2349042
I hope he has to work retail the rest of his life and never feels inspired to create again.

No. 2349715

When I was younger I got really into fanfiction and got obsessed with sex slave stories, age gaps, nonconsent stories, etc I know have my old AO3 with really bad uh let's say "problematic" fanfiction of real musicians and every few months I tell myself I need to nuke it (in case I get famous of course) or keep it forever for all the years I spent on it.

No. 2349723

>>2348224
I loved gore as a teen, but only pictures, videos were too much. I also spend way too much watching pimple poppers

No. 2349728

>>2348540
maybe write your own stories, and make a fictional group?

No. 2349943

There's a niche sports youtuber I follow and I think he is so fucking hot. I fucking hate him tho he's like extremely Christian and has an extreme case of zoomer gay voice but I would let him do anything to me it's so sick.

No. 2349966

i just found out that latinx is pronounced "latin-x" and not 'latinks". even more embarassing because i'm literally latina KEK at least i've never said it out loud, only in my head

No. 2349970

>>2349966
There's no way to pronounce it in our language. I just side eye anyone wanting to use that term. it's stupid af

No. 2350080

I don’t give a shit about David Lynch dying. I will never feel sad that some rich scrote I don’t know died.

No. 2350086

>>2349468
Isn’t this more for mundane shit

No. 2350090

Seeing the cute bat gif on the homepage made me remember how afraid of bats I am. Ever since I watched a documentary of a girl who almost died from Rabies from a bat bite, not to mention COVID, I'm terrified of bats. They are disease carriers and randomly fly into open windows at night because they think they are caves. A bat flew into my room a few months ago and I almost shat myself. You can literally just die because a bat randomly comes into your home and infects you with super space aids

No. 2350102

When I was 11-14 I was a frenchaboo. A weeb but with French language and culture. I would larp online, act like I knew the language from bits and pieces, act like a smart alec in French class at school and other horrible cringe weebs do but it was French shit. I still cry in cringe intrusive thoughts thinking about it sometimes even though it was over a decade ago

No. 2350119

I’m attracted to one of the wigi-wives posting style.

No. 2350126

>>2350102
>frenchaboo
You mean a ouiboo?

No. 2350158

>>2350126
I will screenshot this peak creativity and hold it to my heart forever anon

No. 2350201

Why is MascaraAvenue so fucking addictive to lurk through even though I'm not black? I feel like I shouldn't be there but I want to be there nonetheless

No. 2350262

My job drains me mentally and physically. I work for my moids family and due to severe anxiety and depression, I sometimes miss work and it causes issues between my moid and I. The only time ive had a long break from work was recently when I had a bad reaction to withdrawaling off of antidepressants and was bedridden (3 weeks of work). It was really nice. I do believe I'm borderline NEET with my lack of motivation to work atp and I honestly look for any reason to stay home. The type of work I do requires intricate work with my hands. I'm crazy and seriously plotting to go at my non dominant hand with a hammer just so my moid and his family will get off my back for a little while again. Obviously I'd make it look like and accident. I'm also no stranger to self harm so this would be easy for me

No. 2350278

>>2350262
>Average housewife during the 19th century

No. 2350404

>>2350278
alright ive changed my mind kek

No. 2350567

Had a flirty thing with a waiter in Spain, we went out on a date, didn't invite him in, now we're still writing and my Spanish is so shitty, we're relying on Google translate and send me a picture of your face might not have translated but fuck I regret I missed out on that. Juicy. Why am such a pussy while such a stupid idiot at other times.

No. 2350576

>>2350201
it's a culture that seems exotic to you (even though there are now probably lots of larpers on the site)

No. 2350807

I want MTF trannies to die. I hope with all my heart that the histrionic twitter suicide baiters go through with it, every last one. I hope that male violence towards mtfs grows. I hope that normies finally admit the emperor is naked and start treating them with the disrespect and disgust they deserve. I hope transgenderism soon becomes considered a mental illness that must be cured and not indulged. I hope mtfs get in car accidents because they're terminal boomers who can't stop masturbating even when driving. I hope they set fire to their houses and die because they can't stop masturbating even when cooking. I hope the ones who don't die develop horrible side effects from poisoning their bodies and removing healthy body parts. I hope society wakes up to how evil, degenerate and dangerous they are and starts finally rejecting them.

No. 2350833

>>2350119
How is this even possible kek. I hope it's me

No. 2351065

I have to catch myself to not say moid IRL. It’s like the world man has been replaced by it in my mind

No. 2351076

>>2351065
This is me. It's so hard to go away from moid and scrote as soon I go outside. They are worthless males

No. 2351153

i always pee under the shower
i don't see what's the big deal

No. 2351157

I don't mind watching sexist comedy but I will never admit nor show that to my bf because I don't want him to think saying or even thinking things like that is ok kek
For me it's like watching a train wreck and I can laugh at those people being sexist idiots, I will never have to actually meet or deal with those people irl so it's whatever, but I just don't trust a male to understand that rather than soaking it up unironically and becoming like them

No. 2351166

>>2351153
only thing to be careful about is that i think peeing while standing up can fuck your peeing muscles (kegels?) up and lead to incontinence down the line. but maybe i'm wrong and that's just bullshit i read somewhere kek

No. 2351170

I genuinely believe if I were to get pregnant with a son and couldn't abort it, I would kill him the second he left my womb. I refuse to have a son, it's my biggest fear. In fact I can't stand being around male children. When I went for an interview at a daycare I couldn't stop imagining punting those tiny cancers away from the girls so I never called back.

No. 2351173

>>2351166
I think that's only an issue if you pee wrong. Peeing should be like relaxing the muscle not forcing it out.

No. 2351174

>>2351170
i'm all for hating men and all but that's a bit too much nonna
poor child hasn't harmed anybody

No. 2351175

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I basically got hit on by a 60 year old british actor (don't ask me who he is because I won't say it anyway) and I'm afraid I will sink deeper into this shit. I know we live in an age of male celebs being exposed as psychos and creeps and I hate myself for it but I still want to try it, well for now I just talk to him and nothing sinister happened yet. This makes me horny as fuck and I wonder if I'm having a manic episode or what

No. 2351177

>>2351175
why the fuck would you want to date a 60 year old anything

No. 2351180

>>2351175
>and I wonder if I'm having a manic episode
Yes. There's no way a man who's both 60 AND british is attractive, it's like you're choosing the worst combos out of self harm

No. 2351181

>>2351177
nta, but wouldn't you be insanely curious? It's not really about being attracted, but it's about exploring a situation that you never thought you would encounter.

No. 2351182

>>2351174
Pray I'm not cursed with a son then, otherwise that little bastard is going right back to hell.

No. 2351186

>>2351177
He's still attractive to me and his mind is brilliant, I love talking to him and I love his voice. Well I also had a huge crush on his younger version, one of my very first actor crushes actually and I think this may affect my perception as well. Of course I would prefer his younger version because he was fucking hot. But I can still see my obsession and my crush in him, even when he's old

No. 2351191

>>2351181
different anon but no. 60 year old men aren't interesting, if you've been around someone's granddad, your own dad, or hit on by creeps at a young age you'll see.
>>2351186
>his mind is brilliant
yeah definitely manic OP, sorry

No. 2351195

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>>2351170
Hm, if I was in such a scenario, I don't think I could kill the kid outside the womb. Give him up for adoption? Yeah, because I don't want a son either. That, and because I don't think I could kill any newborn after spending nine months carrying it, and 5+ hours pushing it out. If I was pregnant and KNEW I was carrying a boy though? Yeah, I would put that little shit to sleep. What's interesting is that in ancient or old Japan, it was normal to kill unwanted babies fresh out the womb. They called it, "sending the soul back", I think. I don't think it's wrong to not want a son. I do think it's weird to want a son OVER having a girl, though. Obviously thirdies with misogynistic cultures would want a boy over a girl, but average, good-life having western women begging to have a boy over a girl? I don't get them. What excuse do they have to want a boy over a girl?

No. 2351202

>>2351191
Well the average 60 year old man is boring for sure but a cultured shakesperean actor may have many topics to talks about if you like literature and cinema. And well he's also more well kept than an average 60 year old dad simply because he has money

No. 2351205

>>2351202
Do you not get tired of repeating this bait in every confessions thread? You're getting close to the retard who spams the chlamydia bait

No. 2351206

>>2351202
Nonna, he is 60 and british, go jerk off or take meds and then come back and see if you still like that guy.

No. 2351209

>>2351202
>cultured shakesperean actor
Anon, that’s a faggot.

No. 2351217

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>>2351202
i mean you've seen what the average young british man looks like right? now imagine an older one? and we're supposed to believe that's well kept…

No. 2351219

>>2351205
I'm not baiting though. Lolcow is literally the only place I can talk about it because I would never tell about this anyone irl out of fear
>>2351206
currently I'm masturbating like 3 times a day and it doesn't help, I just go deeper into the rabbit hole of degenerate 3D porn hentai. I tried a few kind of meds in the past and nothing helped me really. Now I only take hydroxizine which helps me go to sleep when I just can't stop my thoughts from racing
>>2351209
His only known relationships were with women

No. 2351220

>>2351217
samefag actually i just remembered the famous ones age like that too kek. genuinely can't think of a single exception, even the pretty one's get ugly quickly

No. 2351228

>>2351219
Forgot to add that I actually talked to my therapist about it but by describing it as something that my internet friend does, not me, because I wanted to know her opinion without exposing myself. But I'm afraid she may suspect it was actually about me

No. 2351233

>>2351181
>it's about exploring a situation that you never thought you would encounter.
i've never encountered the situation of having sex with a homeless migrant with aids
to want to experience something new you'd have to assume it'd feel good, a 60 year old wrinked up limp dick that smells of old soap is probably not a good experience bit whatever floats your boat i guess

No. 2351234

>>2351186
can you give an example of a similar celebrity because i can't relate at all to being attracted by a grandpa

No. 2351235

>>2351233
I wouldn't have gone that far anon…

No. 2351238

>>2351219
>I'm not baiting though. Lolcow is literally the only place I can talk about it because I would never tell about this anyone irl out of fear
But you already told us about this multiple times in the other confessions thread. Why do it again and again if not for attention
>His only known relationships were with women
Beards are a thing anon. Many celebrity relationships are PR. Tbh I kind of hope he truly does turn out to be closeted so you can stop posting about him kek

No. 2351242

>>2351238
I think if he wanted a beard he would date 20-something year old models like DiCaprio instead of engaging with a fan who's a literal no name

No. 2351354

>>2348213
my mom told me to dump my bf because she thought he was too ugly for me lol

No. 2351467

>>2351175
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t immediately google 60 year old british actors

No. 2351483

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I bumped into my bitch ass neighbor's car
I will not tell them, it was me. Though I didn't check if there was any damage, her car is all kinds of fucked up

No. 2351531

>>2351354
Based mom

No. 2351590

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nurturing my inner child by reconnecting with my childhood interest of watching medieval torture documentaries

No. 2351595

>>2351483
What animal is in picrel. I want to breastfeed it

No. 2351830

>>2351175
If this is about ralph fiennes then no, he's not attractive anymore and probably carries ancient stds

No. 2351834

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>>2351595
it's just a sphinx cat that's been edited to hell and back kek

No. 2351855

I wrote this for the get it off your chest thread but it's full.

I got so nasty because my ego was hurt even though I made it clear I didn't enjoy your company or even want to sleep in the same bed as you. I'm glad we haven't saw each other in over a month. You're ugly and weird, unfunny and boring. You literally had height and hair going for you but your hair was transplanted, took longer to style than mine and the hair meds made it seem like you only ejaculated pre cum but you've just got watery spunk. You basically had a comb over. I am not considering us a serious relationship in my memories. You were the guy that bought me an Xbox after 6 weeks.

No. 2351951

I’m lonely and friendless but I don’t want a romantic relationship and I don’t want friends kek, all of it just seems and looks so fucking exhausting constantly having to act and smile with others UGH I wish humans were built to isolate. I hate noise, smell, crowding, etc. now that I’m getting older I sound whiny and obnoxious but fuck people

No. 2351954

>>2351951
Do you have any good nature spots where you are nonna? Long nature walks is how I isolate and get a solitude fix without feeling lonely.

No. 2351960

>>2351954
I live in burgerland and it’s basically a swamp here so yeah there’s plenty but it’s the struggle of laziness kek

No. 2351964

>>2351960
Just start small, like halfway around the block or something. It's hard to feel lonely around trees; they're fantastic listeners.

No. 2351974

>>2351960
>Burgerland
>a swamp here
Be more specific, you live in Florida or something don't you? Aren't there cool swampy wildlife preserves?

No. 2351989

>>2351951
Become an eccentric artist.

No. 2352028

>>2351964
Yeah I will keep that in mind (probably be a lazy depressed faggot who just wants to sleep from low fatigue) but thanks nonna for your suggestion
>>2351974
That’s hours away from me but I live in an environment where it feels swamplike, there’s a bunch of weird ass birds, lizards, tropical plants/trees and big tree branches and shit so that’s what I mean tits basically like living in a rainforest kek

No. 2352032

>>2351989
If only I could still draw my anatomy is shitty and I can only draw women, oh well..

No. 2352035

>>2352032
You don't need to draw well to be a pretentious artist.

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No. 2352074

>>2352049
Idk just don't fuck anybody

No. 2352106

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My Mom was so real for this

No. 2352112

>>2352106
(I own the fence btw)

No. 2352116

>>2352049
You have to stop projecting onto every woman you see in media, and recognise/remind yourself that you have control over what you do with your body. You will not be in her position, yet you are a woman, so therefore she doesn’t represent what it means to be a woman. You can live a happy life with no man, which is what a lot of modern women are choosing. You live in one of the only times you CAN make that choice so hold your head up high nonnie, life is so much more than a man’s sexual fantasy.

No. 2352118

>>2352106
youre kind of a retard to break the fence. you shouldve gone and took out weeds instead put anger to good use.

No. 2352145

>>2352049
I know how you feel because I grew up on pornified internet where moids would send shock value porn to girls for fun, and it hasn't changed much but also the birth rate is falling so women as a whole are obviously disgusted by moids. Anyway you have to remember that ftms are mostly rape victims whose first exposure to sex was rape and then they were groomed by porn addicted moids to continue seeing sex as rape and now that's all they know. Ftms think they're le ebic men who are safe from misogyny because they cut their breast fat out but they're actually just extreme self harmers who cut their breast fat out. They're dissociated 100% of the time because the T they take literally gives them brain fog. They're self harming junkies who have never known love. Are you a self harming junkie who has never known love? If not, then you are sane and have nothing to worry about.

No. 2352147

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>>2352106
Did you do this nonna or do you have some kind of tard sibling that needs wrangling?

No. 2352158

>>2352049
Part of the pinkpill is realising that women are individuals, and individuals are flawed. We're put into an unfair position as a group where we are, effectively, put on pedestals and made out to be ambassadors to "prove" that we "deserve" our rights, so people act like a single woman being a retard is reflective on all of us, but like…why should we uphold that? It's a losing game. Projecting onto every other woman you see is unhealthy and parasocial, nonna, plus you're inevitably setting yourself up for disappointment when those women turn out to be their own people and not clones of you. It sounds like you really need to take a break from social media and stop engaging with things that you know are going to upset you.

No. 2352161

>>2352147
I'm the retarded sibling

No. 2352267

>>2352161
Damn nonna. That's impressive, but not entirely in a good way. Do you have materials to fix the fence?

No. 2352270

>>2352267
My neighbour is a professional carpenter and fixed it for free

No. 2352572

I’m so incredibly insecure and in constant need of any sort of validation, it’s almost surprising I’ve never attempted becoming an influencer

No. 2352636

I've been browsing here 9 hours a day for the past 2 weeks I need to smash my router

No. 2352644

>>2352636
Mines 20 hours daily,I win

No. 2352829

I eat snacks with chopsticks and my friends think I'm crazy for it but it's so I don't get my fingers dirty. My logic makes sense to me.

No. 2352831

>>2352636
How do you not get bored out of your mind? Once I'm here for like 2 hours and caught up to all my threads across the boards, I have to leave because nothing is happening unless there's a random infight

No. 2352846

>>2352829
That's actually not a bad idea… If I were better handling them I'd do the same kek

No. 2352849

i suspect my littlest nephew might have autism but he's still way too little to tell and if i say this to anyone in my family i think they'd say its fucked up to even speculate. im hoping its just the vibe i get b/c my SIL keeps him attached to her hip and doesnt let him do much for himself yet… it makes him seem kinda antisocial and underdeveloped.

No. 2352986

>>2352829
Lol I just ate chicken wings with chopsticks tonight, keeps me from getting sauce all over my fingies

No. 2352993

i love my aesthetic nigel but he gets on my nerves tbh

No. 2353026

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I showed my bf this photo because I thought it looked cool, but he wasn't impressed and said he'd call me a pickme if I dressed like that. I'm upset.

No. 2353033

>>2353026
No idea what this even means.

No. 2353037

>>2353026
your boyfriend is a fag, dress however you want

No. 2353095

>>2353026
you should disregard that scrote and wear your helmet and Rob Liefeld belt with pride, nonnie

No. 2353144

>>2353026
He seems low IQ (can't use simple words correctly)

No. 2353435

I accidentally told my 70 year old friend about mpreg. I don't even read the stuff, why is that what I talked about while barely awake? The word husbandofag also definitely came up that night too.

No. 2353463

I did something evil and I feel good about it. I feel my ethical compass spinning. I hope you leave here you evil rotten bitch

No. 2353470

>>2353144
But anon, don't you know wearing jeans and a t shirt makes you a pickme? Kek

No. 2353472

>>2353026
>my bf
You mean ex-bf, right? Please don't tell me you're still associating with a moid who told you to your face that he'd call you a pickme.

No. 2353479

>>2353026
How tf does wearing a beetles shirt make a girl a pick me? The beetles are a fucking boy band made for teenage girls. Idk why men decided to change history and make it seem like THEY were the biggest beetles fans. It’s so weird it’s like if men today suddenly got into 1D and started quizzing girls about Zayn and Harry. It’s so weird.

No. 2353497

>>2352831
NTA but it takes me several hours to catch up with the threads I have open, I usually have 100+ tabs to read

No. 2353535

As much as I dislike Tiktok as a whole, seeing some very few great and intelligent women leave their goodbyes there made me sad.

No. 2353553

I'm watching and getting a sick sense of entertainment from a camwhore spiraling because her pictures got leaked on some forum. I really want to feel bad but it's hard as I am very against sex """work""". She's currently cryptically posting about cutting herself/wanting to die and it's strange to watch her orbiters essentially ignore it.

No. 2353557

>>2353435
i explained words like kino and incel/volcel to my 64 year old friend

No. 2353889

>>2353557
Please explain kino to me like I'm 64.

No. 2354012

I'm addicted to farting on my cat

No. 2354149

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>>2354012
You what?

No. 2354215

I think it’s a popular disease with Munchies right now but after some research I really do think I have POTS. I have almost all the symptoms and have had them for a very long time, ever since I was a kid. Even the suggested treatments are all things I just do.

No. 2354223

>>2353026
men shouldn't be allowed to use the internet, what do you mean he's using the term pickme against his girlfriend?

No. 2354237

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I have an autistic interest in geiko and maiko culture and kimono in general. I’m your standard white burger so it’s a bit embarrassing talking about it with others. I always worry I come across as an out of touch weeb.

No. 2354240

i saw this art piece of the asparagus guy from veggie tales stroking his dick and it was pretty hot ngl

No. 2354241

>>2353026
Show your boyfriend this comment because I think he sounds mentally deficient.

No. 2354242

>>2353026
You'll still fuck him tonight

No. 2354246

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>>2354240
He is the most Tumblr sexyman-esque of the group.

No. 2354254

>>2354237
I stumbled on a make up asmr tutorial once. I watched it and it was very relaxing kek.

No. 2354269

>>2354237
I have an autistic interest in 9/11 despite being a eurofag and people think I do it out of morbid interest (I'm not), I get you.

No. 2354296

>>2354237
This might sound ignorant but I was surprised to find out modern day ones still exist. Like who are their customers?

No. 2354307

>>2354240
please share >>>/g/ I'll be waiting for your posts

No. 2354415

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>>2354296
It’s not that different from back in the day. Rich businessmen, politicians, anyone who wants to display wealth or how cultured they are. There are some public performances and plays that they participate in where you can see them too. In the modern era they take on the role of cultural ambassadors and are viewed as sort of living embodiments of traditional Japanese art, crafts, and culture.

No. 2354441

>>2354415
>>2354296
A lot of foreign tourists want to see them too. Either in private sessions or during theater representations.

>>2354237
There's a geisha and maiko museum in Gion, in Kyoto if you ever go to Japan, it's really cool especially if you're interested in fashion.

No. 2354464

>>2354269
what in particular interests you about it?
Is it because Bush did it?

No. 2354486

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>>2354441
I would love to go! Unfortunately Kyoto has been implementing a lot of new policies to cut back on tourists. Gion especially has had additional restrictions put in place in an effort to protect geiko and maiko. I’m sure it’s a lovely city but I would want to see Gion if I went!

No. 2354510

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>>2354486
Samefag but I thought nonnies would enjoy this photo of skrillex with a geiko and maiko kek. Thank you for listening to me sperg I appreciate it.

No. 2354532

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>>2354237
have you ever read 'geisha: a life/ geisha of gion' by mineko iwasaki? it's a memoir about the author's experiences of being a famous geiko who was trained since age 5. i used to really be into geiko/maiko stuff when i was younger so i read part of the book but never actually finished it. i unfortunately don't remember it very well since it was a while ago, but i've heard other people saying that it was really good and i remembered liking it as well so i would recommend it!

No. 2354656

I just don't believe any compliment because I don't think any of them are sincere, people are either being fake or they can tell I'm unhappy so they are scrambling to make me feel better. Same when a friend told me some guys in college had a crush on me, I just don't believe it and she just lied so I'd stop believing I'm some kind of disgusting unlovable loser

No. 2354661

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So, you know how we can't cowtip?
I just snapped and "cowtipped" people in my real life. People I hate, people that I think deserve to suffer, and trusted me enough to tell me compromising details about themselves and THEN manipulate me and use me. It's been years. I have suppressed the urge to report this fucker to the appropriate agencies for years. And today I did it. And it feels so good. So fucking good to think that finally, they may be held accountable for something, even if it isn't for the pain and suffering they cause others. They can suffer now and I'm hopeful I'll hear about it soon. If I do, I'll post an update here, because only here will people tolerate my gleeful schadenfreude

No. 2354665

>>2354661
Tell me something bad they did

No. 2354668

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>>2354532
This has been on my to read list for awhile! There's a lot of bad literature and translations on geisha so hearing another nonny recommend it is reassuring. If you're still interested in the culture Maiko-san chi no Makanai-san is a really cozy manga read. It's about a two childhood friends moving to Kyoto to become geikos, except one ends up being the okiya cook. It's equally about cooking, daily life, and friendship as it is about geiko and maikos!I know it has a live action and anime adaptation but I can't comment on those.

No. 2354674

>>2354665
Bad as in reportable?
nothing that's serious, just welfare fraud, tax fraud and some stealing from businesses. Usually I would say fuck it, we're all struggling against a fucked up system, I don't want to be a narc. But after watching this person do the same fucked up manipulative interpersonal shit to other people with no accountability and seeing their smug face all over the place, I decided it's time to be a petty fuck who gets down on their level and gets dirty. If I could throw water in this bitch's face without repercussions, I would. If it was legal, I would bite this bitch's face off. I basically learned I'm a fucking bitch too.

No. 2354680

>>2354674
So you became the thing that you hated? That's deep.

No. 2354681

>>2354674
I support you and your vengeance nona, I will pray they face the consequences too

No. 2354694

>>2354680
I wouldn't say I became what I hated, but I thought I was above hitting below the belt. Clearly, I am not. But I actually kind of like it. I'm not above ruining someone's life if they fuck with mine.
>>2354681
thank you, if anything comes of this i'll update

No. 2354698

>>2354674
honestly their fault for being a bad person. how did you even find out they did it

No. 2354701

>>2354674
they had it coming

No. 2354706

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My first ever bi awakening was cure moonlight in pretty cure kek, I think I must have been 12. She was so beautiful and elegant and I was sobbing like a baby when I watched her backstory.
Tsukikage Yuri, you’ll always be in my heart.

No. 2354713

>>2354706
Very good taste, nonna. I shipped her with Tsubomi.

No. 2354726

>>2354706
>hetcatch precure
My condolences. You should watch DokiDoki.

No. 2354765

>>2354698
they told me, assuming that I wouldn't seek vengeance after they fucked me over. I didn't expect to be a rat either but I hate them more than the strength of whatever 'morals' I have left.
>>2354701
agreed

No. 2354770

>>2354726
Liked the art style and story in heartcatch more sorry kek. I liked the movies too.
Another one I liked a lot was Futari wa pretty cure and pretty cure 5.

No. 2354793

>>2354765
darn i was hoping there was a way to find out about someone i know but that was really lucky for you lmao. karma.

No. 2354846

I used to have a phase where I'd fuck really ugly women for the rush.

No. 2354850

>>2354846
KEK what

No. 2354857

>>2354846
Ma'am this is a Wendys

No. 2354860

>>2354850
I was around 19 but I was just had an autistic fixation with really ugly women, I think at the time I had a humiliation fetish but I loved showering them with attention when we'd go out drinking. It made me feel in power for some reason. I'm more well adjusted now and I'm dating a total cutie pie but none of my irl friends or family know this.

No. 2354863

>>2354860
I know its shallow but I'd die going on a date with someone I found ugly especially if other people were a witness

No. 2354869

>>2354863
To me it was some sort of horseshoe attraction where they're so ugly I found them cute. I also think that being with them made me look much better in comparison.

No. 2354883

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I feel bad because I haven't been able to talk with a friend of mine for too long since I have a job that's very time consuming tbh, like I go to work early at 7 am and I'm back home by 8 pm most of the time, either because I'm also working out or just because of my job.
And because it's kind of a costumer service job, I can't really take small breaks to respond to her messages too often, so I take hours to respond, like 4 hours or more.
Then I get home and I'm tired and not really feeling like being social, so I tell her goodnight and go to sleep early.
I also haven't been able to open Instagram again, I don't get it, I kind of want to open it because it's fun to send stuff to my friends but I always feel a tightness in my chest, it's the same with discord or honestly any social media type of app, I can only respond to my family and I kind of do it out of obligation.
Today I spent the day watching movies at home and shitty Netflix series.

No. 2354885

>>2354869
Maybe two girls it doesn't look as jarring but i couldn't be seen romancing an ugly moid

No. 2354897

>>2354863
i am ashamed to be seen with a butch in public i live in a conservative country and if i was seen with them people would clock me as a lesbian

No. 2354926

>>2354885
You deserve to live your truth anon. No shame in knowing your worth. I also agree that all ugly men do not deserve anyone and in fact I think they should all die in war.

No. 2354936

>>2354860
I hope those women felt treated well even if it was fake

No. 2355110

My kinks can't be enacted on irl unless I want to die a brutally painful death and I'm mad about it. Why can't I be normal

No. 2355113

i am lowkey a chubby chaser and if i ever dated a girl it would probably be a slightly overweight girl

No. 2355613

>>2347255
based, nona. i do too.

No. 2355649

>>2349125
Late but same. I always hate myself up until I get clean, at which point I think "damn…I smell AMAZING right now…if my husbandos were real they would be some lucky bastards" kek

No. 2355710

>>2354701
>bad as in reportable? nothing serious
>they had it coming
I've only done this to pedophiles. I hope anon has a good reason to "destroy" another woman's life. The only way I'd do that to another woman, is if they tried doing it to me first kek

No. 2355759

A 'tismo nonna indirectly outed herself in a cow thread a couple months ago and I found her socials–confirmed via her pics of special interests that other cows share in their threads real time and how'd she'd be sperging about whatever flavor of the month that is.
She's dumpy, rude, and certainly not a looker. She doesn't have much publicly shared but I find it fascinating that in spite of having a fake name she still has the balls to post real public pics of herself and keep what little she has open for anyone to view. I know this is probably better suited for personal cows but I've never spotted a nonna in the wild before where they didn't outright accidentally include their pfp in screencaps or something and aside from my friends who pretend they don't browse here in spite of knowing very site-specific lolcow drama here and were seagulls back in the day kek.

No. 2356100

I confess I forgot to take my medicine on and off for a couple of weeks because i have been off schedule and gradually i became less brain foggy and more paranoid and emotional and my PMDD worsened it and i assumed my boyfriend didnt love me and spammed him while he needs to focus on school work and it is totally out of character for me because typically i am stable and kind but not when mental illness takes over i become retarded and needed some sort of validation and it snowballs and i cant use coping skills. my sometimes i wish i was dead because i wouldnt have the possibility of a flare up like this twice. ayear, but i promised the people who love me id never try to kill myself again because it would hurt them. but if i cant even control a flare up where i cause him a day of stress then WTF? who am i helping by being alive?

No. 2356156

I can only fall asleep if I’m cuddling my friend’s pajamas that she leaves at my place because she’s here pretty often. A two year long crush.

No. 2356621

I’m a touch autistic and unhinged. As a result I view dating and marriage as mainly a numbers game similar to vidrel. I’m about to graduate with a master’s and am looking at what area of the country would be the best for me to improve my dating options. Florida and the majority of the geographical south have been ruled out so far.

No. 2357330

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I get accused of being underage and/or a zoomer often despite being 29

No. 2357823

My heart got broken from many different angles 2 years ago and everyone says that it gets better with time but for me it hasn’t at all. It’s all nearly just as painful now as it was 2+ years ago. I can’t talk about it to anyone because no one understands (I know because at first I tried) and it doesn’t help anyway because talking about it doesn’t change the horribleness of everything that happened. I live with heaviness and pain in my heart that I have to hide, and on top of that, shame, because I shouldn’t still be feeling this intensely over something “like this”.

No. 2357874

>>2357823
What exactly happened nonna?

No. 2357935

I am in my late twenties and still afraid of teenagers

No. 2357953

>>2357935
Same. The ones in my area are genuinely violent at times or harass others at best

No. 2358487

I don’t care I’m scared of muslim/islam men and that sick religion which is swallowing Europe. And I’m scared of it. I’m not even Christian or religious but people on twitter make out Europe will be majority Muslim soon but after researching I know like in the uk Islam makes up 6.5% of the uk but I’m sick of twitterfags celebrating ‘colonizers being colonised’

No. 2358760

Despite being here for years, and also routinely browsing /cgl/ between 2012-2016, I have mixed feelings about the cutthroat culture of lolcow. What attracts me to the site is the crude and honest nature of anons, but at the same time I feel like the occasional tactlessness is taking it a bit too far. It is clear that some anons are using the anonymity of imageboards and the directness of the community here as an excuse to air their extra bitchy personalities, specifically newfags have this habit. Especially towards ESL anons or in the vent threads where people sometimes already are in a vulnerable place a lot of the time.

No. 2358918

>>2358487
White women are unironically allowing this. I have a polish girl in my department who dated her manager who's a turk, a muslim and 10 years older than her. He got her pregnant, they have a daughter and ofc she will be raised a muslim. Society is doomed for real
Sure our countries would still allow the imigrants for cheap labor etc. But if locals stayed together without mixing and dating muslims, it wouldn't be such a problem. White right wingers unironically need to start chimp out more

No. 2359072

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Someone should just kill him and feed his body to the pigs already.he is such a waste of oxygen.same goes to the rest of his family

No. 2359087

a personal cow of mine that I went to school with had severe anorexia on and off up until a few years ago, when she started going the munchie route [pots, eds, mcast, bringing stuffed animals with her everywhere, attempting to get a service dog]. to me, it was obvious she just exchanged her ED for the munchie instablogger lifestyle. there were many times I wanted to post her in the anachan thread, but I was too scared it would somehow come back to bite me in the ass, so I never did. I checked in on her recently, and I am so fucking shocked. She now officially has Wernicke syndrome, probably from her years of being anorexic; I feel so bad, wtf… At first, I thought she was possibly fibbing, but I checked her parents' social media, and the videos posted there are impossible to fake; she has gone full wet brain.

No. 2359126

>>2354846
>>2354860
>>2354869
you have a disgusting soul and i hope you suffer
t. really ugly woman

No. 2359212

It's very hard for me to watch old movies (like movies from 1920 to 1940). I'm not addicted to TikTok or any type of short form content, and I can watch most older movies up to the fifties just fine. But it's such a chore to sit through anything older than that. I know I'm probably missing out on some great cinema but it's so boring and everything looks so weird… currently watching Nosferatu (1922) and I've paused it like five times because I was falling asleep.

No. 2359233

>>2354846
>>2354860
>>2354863
>>2354869
what do you look and act like irl? want to know so I can make sure to never be friends with someone like you

No. 2359485

>>2359212
They're seriously long winded. If you watch live performances from that time they also drag on forever. Unfortunately old-old movies were made for an audience that expected a lot of pointless filler.

No. 2359535

I find it so funny when men try to argue they can love more deeply than women. Like yeah no shit, you get to love women who are naturally loveable. We get to attempt to love men, derranged self-obsessed losers who make it SO hard to respect them, let alone love. Challenge a man to 'love' anything he doesn't want to fuck and watch them self-implode kek.

No. 2359689

I don't get the point of the GIOYC thread. If you don't want anyone to reply, then why post it on an imageboard? Like the only point of posting here is either to image dump and archive pictures and milk or to talk to other women, right? And if you're not talking to other women, then why post? I don't get it.

No. 2359740

>>2359689
Sometimes you just have to get something off your chest.

No. 2359882

Sometimes I regret making connections with other people because those are the things holding me back from going full apeshit psycho terrorist. If I had no friends, family, relationship, or anyone else that would be affected by it, I would just haul off and start shooting and bombing motherfuckers, Luigi style. I think people that lack all those things have a great opportunity right in front of them.

No. 2359922

>>2359535
I don't think I'm able to romantically love tbh.

No. 2359926

>>2359689
Kek you're one of the people who got banned from it, aren't you?

No. 2359979

I type so ESL because it’s so fun and freeing, yes call me a retard and a lazy bitch but it’s so fun just misspelling and using words incorrectly. I just want to post goddamn it and lolcor you’re not going to get in my way of that.

No. 2360028

>>2359689
Tbh it's so you can vent without some retard responding to you that completely misinterpreted your post or randos wanting to know more when you don't want to go into it. Posting in the vent threads or confessions threads implies you're at least a little open to advice or conversation since that's the nature of an ib. So it's actually polite to put your vent in a "no-responses-necessary rule" thread when you know you aren't looking for advice or comments and won't respond to anyone if they did.

No. 2360029

>>2359882
I feel the same way nonnie. I'm more depressed with my friends because I can't even get them hyped to maybe do something that ISN'T illegal, just troublesome. Maybe one day we'll cross paths and be like Bonny and Clyde except Bonny and Bonny. Maybe not have the same ending as them though

No. 2360054

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I want to write a rape story. Not one that's exploring the trauma of the characters or as the beginning of a revenge tale or even as some kind of fantasy revenge towards someone. No, I just want to write a short rape story purely for the fetish of it.
I'm so sorry.

No. 2360055

>>2360029
Bonny and Nonny. The badass crime duo story we were denied.

No. 2360070

>>2360054
go have therapy because this "fetish" always signals a sexual trauma.

No. 2360073

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>>2360054
>inb4 someone says “yesss this is definitely okay anon nothing is wrong with you there’s definitely nothing to investigate inside yourself at all!
>will call me a moralfag for finding this shit disgusting and vile

No. 2360081

>>2360070
>>2360073
Don't reply to bait ffs. Just report and ignore.

No. 2360083

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>>2360073
I'm going to moralfag you for posting such a scawy image

No. 2360087


No. 2360098

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I'm trying to lose weight and I find it more inspiring to see fat people I don't want to look like, than skinny people I want to look like. I used to be neutral about obese people, but now I find it hard to not see it as a personal flaw. Anything that feeds into my superiority complex keeps me motivated.
(Also I'm blind and retarded and I couldn't find a recent-ish thread just to make fun of fat people, so please point me the right way.)

No. 2360099

>>2360081
It's not bait. Im just not autistcally providing the details of my story because I know women who post here irl and as irrational as it is, i fear their judgment if they knew I posted that.
I really wanted to write a romance story but I stopped and seriously criticized the ideas I was putting down and realized it was just a rape story masquerading as a romance.
Probably too influenced by those "dark """romance"""" stories I've been reading recently.

No. 2360109

>>2360099
>Probably too influenced by those "dark """romance"""" stories I've been reading recently.
I hope you get better soon.

No. 2360113

>>2360098
Fatties who dress like little girls to appease grown men who don’t want to go to jail for raping a young girl amaze me, they’re also weirdly the most male-identified cock gobbling groveling cowards with zero backbone. What is the absolute point of fucking dressing like this? To escape the responsibility of caring about their own mental health and making it everybody’s problem to pity and worry about, fuck DDLG/BDSM tards

No. 2360114

>>2360099
You have to be at least 18 or older to use this website. Tell your parents to find a psychologist for you and stop using this site

No. 2360126

I feel like an alien and that's not an exaggeration. Socializing is very hard for me. Working is very hard for me. My sexuality is all over the place. How is it that amongst the hundreds of people I've come across in my life, I seem to be the only abnormal one? All of my 90 relatives are married and successful both socially and professionally. Why am I the only one who is asexual (but doesn't want to be)? How am I the one with a slew of mental health battles? Why did things go so wrong for me? I really feel like an alien and a genetic failure.

No. 2360148

>>2360098
My fattest friend was always the biggest hater of fat people, always criticizing them behind their back and calling them too fat when no one else thought about it because they were busy with their own lives. But I don't think it's bad to use them as motivation honestly, just don't tell them about it kek. I use people like that all the time!

I used to be a super whiny depressed person who'd crawl to my friends for reassurance ALL the time, then one day an even whinier depressed person joined the gang. They were so fucking annoying I had to take a step back and realize that was exactly how I was acting too. I was so repulsed by their behavior and how they'd always ruin the mood that I wanted to be NOTHING like them and I decided to not vent to my friends anymore. It really broke me out of my toxic negativity circle to see my own flaws in someone else.

No. 2360207

>>2360113
They are some of the most self hating women out there, selling themselves out to appease their oppressors, even though he's still going to go for the real thing whether digitally or not, because most men would go as low as they can get away with, and pedophilia tends to be a spectrum. Pedos see their victims as objects for their pleasure, everyone knows men will fuck grapefruits and animals if they think it'll make their pp feel good. Men who like little girls for their vulnerability sickly see them like they'd see a shrink wrapped item waiting to be torn into. DDLG is just "acceptable" pedophilia. They are still getting off to the idea that their partner is a vulnerable young girl, doesn't have to be exact as long as they can believe in the fantasy.

No. 2360235

The song that the faggot spider sings in the Hazbin Hotel soundtrack is catchy as fuck and it's one of my guilty pleasures. Just now I looked around and made sure that my headphones were plugged in so that nobody could hear it kek

No. 2360252

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The amount of anons with brothers that admit to being into brother/sister incest fiction is genuinely blackpilling.

No. 2360255

>>2360148
Yeah you completely get it. Obviously I'm not going to say I think that to anyone's face lol. But seeing people with the same flaws as you, especially when they're exaggerated, is a good wake up call.

No. 2360258

>>2360235
I audibly laughed at thought of accidentally blasting the sex spider music in public and struggling to lower the volume in a panic.

No. 2360260

>>2360252
Tbh I took that post as because they don't have a good relationship with their brother, that they don't understand how siblings can interact like that platonically.

No. 2360285

I'm not suicidal nor anything like that but honestly I fucking hate my country and most of the people that live in it, so if my country ever entered into a war or anything like that, I wouldn't mourn nor I wouldn't mind if we ended up nuked from orbit, we had our run, it was awful, it's a good time to end.

No. 2360288


No. 2360290

>>2360252
This is so damn weird and gross. Might be because I’m 24 and my brother is 13, but I just see him as a dork and I used to change his diapers and bathe him kek, I’d never see him in any other kind of light.

No. 2360292

>>2360252
tifs are getting bolder on this site

No. 2360295

>>2360252
that anon sounds unwell but tbh I think you can like incest ships and also not want to fuck your irl relatives

No. 2360297

>>2360285
What country are you from? us or uk?

No. 2360301

>>2360290
It's zoomers raised on stepcest porn.

No. 2360305

>>2360301
Incestfags don't even consider stepsiblings real incest, it's even worse than that. It's sexual trauma surrounding family members like being molested as a child or being extremely lonely and neglected by your family that causes incest fetishes to develop in women.

No. 2360308

>>2360292
>any weird woman is a TIF or future TIF

No. 2360310

>>2360301
That's…actually a good answer,ofcourse itd be the moid incest psyop affecting them same as fags who think bdsm is some empowering shit and not the excuse for the moid to violate a woman physically. moids are so fucking vile that even their own blood related sister wouldn't matter because that's just another woman from them to rape.

No. 2360312

>>2360252
I'm still wondering about that anon in the fetishes thread doing weird shit with her real life half-brother
>>2360292
I thought tifs only liked gay ships

No. 2360313

>>2360258
KEK exactly, that's my actual nightmare

No. 2360315

>>2360312
im talking about the other type of TIF who's into kink shit from growing up on tumblr and 4troon who then gos and grooms little girls in her alt discord there are subcategories to the tif

No. 2360318

>>2360301
I used to be gross coomer and memed byself into getting turned on by weird things. But incest has always made me feel only visceral disgust. Would literally rather kill myself than touch my own brother sexually. There has to be something darker behind this.

No. 2360319

>>2360315
Speaking of tumblr incest fetish. This new video by internet investigator just came out about a tumblr user who is in love with her dad

No. 2360323

>>2360318
>There has to be something darker behind this.
I'm pretty sure it's a fucked up of coping with the reality that even your own brother can harm you that hes no different from any other moid or by women who've been sexually abused by their siblings. I remember that there was a research paper why incest as a paraphillia exists there was even a research paper on why theres so much incest porn in anime too short answer:incel moids

No. 2360450

I feel like a piece of shit
>went to the grocery store
>lined up at the self checkout
>a short old guy cuts me off and takes the register I was about to go to
>normally would've said something but I am feeling nice today
>look behind me and everyone exchanges an "ugh" face
>old guy is struggling at the self checkout
>I continue to judge him instead of helping him
>a minute passes and a much nicer lady offers to help him and he turns to to say "yes please"
>I get a good look at his face and he has down syndrome
I am going to hell

No. 2360489

>>2360319
Please be fake

No. 2360496

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I think it was pretty cute how Adar loved his orc children. I wish I had a dad like him.

No. 2360530

>>2360319
Fanny!?

No. 2360580

My friend's mother is more fun to talk to than my friend. Honestly I want to break up with my friend and have pleasant mature conversations with her mother kek. Has anyone else experienced this situation?

No. 2360591

>>2360450
Kek, I help out people in front of me sometimes but it's not for altruism it's so they can gtfo

No. 2360597

Everyone annoys the fuck out of me

No. 2360619


No. 2360927

I am very transphobic but one of my closest friends is a TIF. I don't like or support it and avoid talking about anything gender related with her but otherwise she's very smart and funny and we share many interests and hobbies. I still hope she'll decide it was just a phase and detransition one day though

No. 2360932

>>2360927
You betray yourself and your moral compass and we're supposed to applaud you?

No. 2360952

>>2360496
And they betrayed him like Jesus, fuck those ogres!

No. 2360957

>>2360927
if she was really your best friend, you would feel comfortable telling her your actual thoughts about her life decisions instead of being a coward and acting like everything is fine. Just dip your toes into the water about it gently when the situation comes, is she really your friend if she would disown you over some small conflicts of ideology? Friends don't have to agree with each other on everything, but i am willing to wager to that would not be so forgiving for your views as you are to hers. Make sure she knows that.

No. 2360985

>>2360927
I don't know if maybe I'm just crazy but I am afraid to be around TIFs because of testosterone cream. The effects that shit has when you are around someone who uses it is crazy… I remember an article about how a toddler boy basically started going through puberty because his father was using the cream. It terrifies me

No. 2360986

>>2360985
Wasn’t it a dr.house episode too kek, but with a girl who got affected because the dad was using the cream.

No. 2361006

>>2360957
Well she isn't my best friend, I consider her close because we're neighbors and we end up doing a lot of things together since we share hobbies. I have somewhat slipped my beliefs in conversations, closest I got to being completely honest was telling her how I believe many women begin to identify as nonbinary or TIFs because of self-hatred, misogyny, and the like, and she agreed. She also says she doesn't "really care" that most people still see her as a woman since she's not on T or had surgeries and just "accepts" people calling her she and Ms without getting upset, so I strongly believe there's hope for her in the future. You are right, I should begin to slowly bring up points that I believe in at some point, there just hasn't been any good opportunities yet.

No. 2361417

Prostitutes need to be sterilized so that they don't pump out any little children to pimp out. You cannot trust a whore not to jump at the chance to make money off of their kids. I don't care if I sound mean. They should be sterilized, as should any man who indulges in the sex trade. I just know so many women go light on whores because men kill them, but many whores also pimp out their own kids. Not every prostitute is a victim of a pimp, sometimes shes just a druggie to addicted to function at a real job.

No. 2361479

i feel so gross. i can't stop looking at 2d and 3d porn. i don't look at porn that shows actual people, just those weird websites that shows things like hentai strips or 3d characters having sex with each other. many years ago, i made the decision to stay away from all porn and i was doing so well. i stopped talking to porn critical people and after a while, i slipped back into this horrible habit. i tell myself, it's not so bad because it's just cartoons. but it's such a slippery slope, you know? i don't want to eventually graduate to the real thing after doing so well for so long now. it sucks because the people who helped me were all on tumblr and i refuse to use that website anymore because i've more or less outgrown it, but now i wonder if maybe i should have stayed on it.

No. 2361489

>>2361479
I'm sorry nona. There are a lot of porn critical women on here if that helps

No. 2361557

I get really emotional whenever I see something related to sailor moon, sometimes my eyes even start tearing up. It was such a huge part of both my childhood and teens, as a bullied kid without friends the message of me not being alone that I have a lot of inner strength and the general concept of girl power really resonated with me and was just what I needed at the time. The girls just being girls, talking about boys and eating snacks, doing homework, etc. without it being portrayed as something petty or childish was important to me even though I didn’t have anyone to share moments like that - the normalisation of doing these things and being girly meant more to me than I realised and is probably what kept me out of becoming another nlog in my teens.

No. 2361721

I'm still salty that I had replied tons of comments on yt yet no one reply me back

No. 2361733

>>2361721
it's the most mundane shit in the world that gets updoots and responses. don't even try to put in effort and people will like and reply cause you said "I braid my hair once a week" or some shit

No. 2361791

>>2361417
What do you think of OnlyFans?

No. 2361803

I'm growing my body hair out for sport. I haven't shaved in months.

No. 2361815

>>2361721
This is how I feel whenever I type a paragraph or longer here kek

No. 2361823

Sometimes I fantasize about giving birth to as many babies as I want, just so that I can experiment with different ways of raising them. Like what if I had one baby that was raised in total darkness, and another that was under constant visual stimulation; and a male baby exclusively raised around women, avoiding male influences altogether; and one was raised vegan, and another was raised as though they lived in medieval France, etc.

No. 2362386

The first time I masturbated when I was 12, I thought I discovered it. I left my room and almost told everyone in my family about what I had just done, but something told me to google "why does the outside of my private parts feel good." I discovered it was called clitoral masturbation, which then made me realize masturbation was a sin, and I proceed to bawl my eyes out for an hour from shame. I ended up doing it again 30 minutes later kek.

No. 2362411

stfu about dazai

No. 2362449

>>2361791
Nta but I've seen OF women pimp out their daughters, and then when the daughters killed themselves the mothers still sold their content, so I share the AYRT's sentiment.

No. 2362452

>>2361823
Weird, I have thought randomly about the same thing! Mentioned it to a friend once and he got so mad, like I was actually endorsing child abuse. Tried to explain that it was just a hypothetical what-if that was interesting to me. Like when you discuss the problem with the train and the tracks, you're not actually thinking about killing people, it's just a fucking thought experiment. Oh well.

No. 2362503

>>2361823
I've always thought this. I've always wanted to have a kid, give it the bare minimum necessities for a certain amount of time along with my love and attention, but completely leave it to its own devices in terms of acquiring skills, learning right from wrong, etc.

No. 2362511

>>2362386
Kekk nona this reminds me of when I was a preteen someone had gifted us a massage seat thing you just place on a chair or couch or whatever, it had a part for the back and a part for the seat. For some reason the seat also vibrated and I remember telling my parents I loved the seat vibrating it felt so good! After that the seat disappeared with no explanation as to where it went. KEK I feel so embarrassed thinking about it and the fact my parents were probably horrified and discreetly threw it away and decided to not say anything more about it

No. 2362513

>>2362511
>>2362386
KEKKKK
Thank god you googled it nonna, I can’t imagine if you had gone to your parents and yelled
>mama!papa! Look at what I can do!’

No. 2362516

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I've been really wanting to dress more… Brazenly, I guess. It's a little shocking to me because my whole life I've fairly really insecure about my body and never felt the need to show off my body, even if I liked it. Now I'm at the stage where I'm thinking "fuck it, I'm not severely deformed or anything, I'm young and I'm probably hot to someone". Of course a part of this plan is to work out more and put on more muscle, but I don't really think I was drawn to revealing clothes the other times that I was focusing more on my body. I kind of want to exude more confidence and "rogue sexuality", I guess. I'm not sure if this thing is a part of me or my own male gaze. Recently I've been considering getting either a navel or nipple piercings, and I'm probably going to go through with either one of those. Maybe both, who knows. What I know that I don't want to manifest are my daydreams about sleeping around with various guys and having rougher sex as a part of this new persona. Although it's alluring right now, I'm going to be honest.
What's funny is that all of this started for me when I saw this fanart of genderbent Dennis from IASIP. I immediately thought "Oh… It looks really good on her, maybe I could do that?" Not as revealing as her outfit in picrel, but the idea, the essence is the same.

No. 2362518

>>2362411
this is why i'm scared of posting my husbando more than once because i know someone's going to have a problem with it and persecute me on /ot/

No. 2362519

>>2361823
anon same. but in my fantasy i have two kids where i give my full attention to one and completely abandon the other one except for basic needs

No. 2362538

>>2362518
nta but i only have a problem with her because her horrible english triggers me, not because of the husbandoposting. all esl anons should try reading a fucking book & integrating.

No. 2362709

When moids piss me off I imagine terrorizing them by throwing bloody tampons at their faces and I feel better

No. 2362714

I'm going to avoid paying my student loan debt by fleeing to Australia and eventually getting rid of my US citizenship.

No. 2362781

I would be attracted to other women but then seeing that nobody wants to date a gay black woman I rather just stay single KEK. I don’t really have any strong inclination to date or be romantically involved with people anymore anyways so I don’t really care but it just reminded me on why I don’t really feel comfortable being a bishit anymore

No. 2362890

>>2362788
The what

No. 2362970

did nonas never heard of of the whole ''begging for (you)s'' thing??

No. 2362984

>>2361721
dose it matter?, i have my replies turned off there just to drop bait bombs

No. 2362989

>>2347251
strange usually these type of posts get the ''racebait'' flag as they should

No. 2363002

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>>2347869
I got banned for being esl.

No. 2363130

I blocked a girl, a previous co-worker on all platforms because she can't stop chatting/talking too much. She's a genuinely sweet and nice person but every single time there's a call from her it feels like work. I have to come up with excuses to cut the conversation short and short with her means under a two hour mark. Yesterday she took 2.5 hours from my precious free time and that was it, the straw that broke the camel's back. I feel guilty for resenting her but I literally don't give a shit about what she has to say. I'm glad she's doing fine and that's it. All the info she has to give me can be given within 10 minutes, 5 minutes even. However, there's no reason why she would want to talk with me almost every single day and talk for 2 hours on average.

No. 2363186

I got chandler's stupid rocks bc fuck it life is short and I have the perfect friend ill gift them too..

And our post just send me a letter stating "something is iffy about the bill/ unplausible worth of goods" and just lmaooooo. Yes, yes, I do agree. How the fuck am I supposed to explain that to a real person. I'm dying this is hilarious.

No. 2363188

>>2362781
My dream girl is a black woman. I just wish I had someone like me, I feel like we would get along so well. But I can’t find other black women my age where I live and who are bi/lesbian on top of that kek, I have living in Europe.

No. 2363192

>>2363188
And I can’t even find women in general, o tried dating apps too. But it either goes nowhere , they’re poly or in open relationships, they want to be friends or they want threesomes with their ogre boyfriends.
I’m not super out as in I don’t yell that I’m bi or dress in a certain way to signal, I just live , would I have more success if I became a gendie kek?

No. 2363196

>>2363192
They always look retarded and ugly to me, but at least they are always in groups and are always dating. But I don’t think I would be able to keep up the larp, I need a terfy partner.

No. 2363217

>>2362781
I'm very attracted to black women, but I'm white so I'm not sure you'd be attracted to me lol.

No. 2363221

>>2362781
then date another bishit or a bi black woman? What's the problem

No. 2363227

>>2363217
I’m not nonna, but I don’t mind race when I look at someone , as in if I like you it’s probably because you look beautiful and are pleasant, not because you’re white or black.

No. 2363241

I want to hatefuck Manly

No. 2363286

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>>2363217
Atayart I don’t really care about race, I was just super insecure for no reason kek. Thanks nonners for not being hostile about it though
>>2363188
>Europe
Oof and you would think there would be more gay women there, apparently not. I think Europe caters to gay scrotes rather than gay women unfortunately, plus all of those lesbian bars and shit have been getting converted or changed to include trannies and bishits who like bringing their male partners (it’s happening here in the US as well especially in New York) so it’s getting even harder. I wasn’t really the type of person to go in those places anyways but I wish there were more inclusive female spaces for gay women. I feel like was just one of the rare bishits who’s interested in lesbians but I completely 100% understand why they don’t want to date us and definitely don’t have to.
>>2363192
Kek I think because of that most people are admitting they only became gay as a fad, a good majority of people are just straight and thought larping as a gendie or a “queer” would give them some social brownie points and then took it off when it no longer gave them any ego boosts. I’m also tired of relationships being surrounded by the idea of constantly having sex and fucking
>>2363221
>picrel
>people
>all so tiresome

No. 2363287

>>2363286
Wow, the Mona Lisa looks hot here

No. 2363377

this is an incredibly dumb and small issue but i'm kinda annoyed that trannies have taken over the blue, pink, and white color combo with their flag and ideology. it's a very cute combo but you can't have anything with those colors anymore without someone assuming that it's some tranny shit.

No. 2363403

>>2363287
She looks like a janny, are you jannysexual?

No. 2363408

still kind of traumatized from my male pcp giving me a pap smear when i was like 16. why the fuck was that allowed to happen

No. 2363508

>>2357330
Same nona. It's the womanchild effect.
>>2360054
I've always wanted to write a fic about raping my husbando for the fun of it but my writing skill isn't good enough for it. I say go for it

No. 2363624

>>2363508
kinda piggybacking off of your post, but it reminds me that i've actually had the idea of writing something about some rando raping my husbando, me comforting him, and then brutally murdering the person who raped him in pure rage. then i would come back to my husbando all beaten and bloody bc of the fight he would comfort and nurse me back to health while hiding me from the police. the focus of the story would be a lot more on the whole revenge part of it though bc i have no interest in writing an actual rape scene. i would probably just find him unconscious in some dingy alley with his clothes all torn and beaten up.
idk it might be kinda weird but ig i just have power fantasies about wanting to protect my husbando and keep him safe. it's kinda random bc otherwise most of my other thoughts and ideas about him are pretty innocent and wholesome

No. 2363631

>>2363624
weirdly wholesome

No. 2363725

I ordered some stuff from temu yesterday. I feel like I committed a crime, but I refuse to pay 10€ for a fucking basic phone case

No. 2363960

Recently I got into watching Caseoh and have be laughing a lot

No. 2363979

Just saw a girl in a video conference who got naked and got off with a Magic wand vibrator

No. 2363987


No. 2363994

>>2363979
What kind of “”video conference”” were you on, Anon?

No. 2364017

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I'm a Jew chaser. I think it's because Jewish men are usually smart and successful and mama's boys so they're less threatening than other men but it's so embarrassing. Sadly most Jewish moids are ugly as hell which makes fetishizing them a little harder, also I'm very pro Palestine and it's hard to find Jewish moids who aren't Zionists. Whenever I see an (attractive) Jewish moid my ears perk up and suddenly I'm very nice to him. I've specifically sought out Jewish men to date recently, and my current boyfriend is Jewish. He's very aware of it and think it's funny but also likes that I have this fetish (?). Hell I haven't even told my friends about him yet because it'd be embarrassing if they knew I was a Jew chaser. At least when I fetishized East Asian men it wasn't embarrassing to admit to.

No. 2364020

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>>2364017
I know what you did there, anon.

No. 2364026

>>2364017
I want to be a jew chaser. I like men more with hair and brown eyes and dark hair. One of my favourite bands is NOFX. Some day I'm going to find where the closest synagogue is to me and see if there's any hot Jews local to me, although the church ones probably won't want to date outside their religion and I'm never converting. I essentially have a crush on young fat Mike

No. 2364046

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>>2364020
Kek I'm actually a Kyman shipper, Style is still cute though.
>>2364026
I wish you luck anon, I considered using Jswipe at one point because I was so desperate kek so I definitely get it. I really like their features as well, curly hair, the nose, glasses (usually). I'm ngl I think one of the reasons why I'm also drawn to them is because I have a big schnoz which has been one of my biggest insecurities forever and usually they're nicer/don't care about it or even like it

No. 2364063

>>2364046
>I'm ngl I think one of the reasons why I'm also drawn to them is because I have a big schnoz which has been one of my biggest insecurities forever
Are you an italian Nonna? What's your ethnicity?

No. 2364102

>>2364017
me but with mena guys, mediterraneans and jews kek. i just like any ethnicity that looks "swarthy" i guess, it looks hot. and also want to know what it feels like to sit/rub on a big nose

No. 2364106

>>2364063
I’m Slovenian and Polish on my dads side while I’m Irish and Scottish on my moms side. Have my dad’s nose though.
>>2364102
Mediterranean men are so hot. My ex was of Italian descent and he’s one of the hottest men I’ve ever seen.
>spoiler
Same here. It’s the perfect foil for my pussy.

No. 2364116

>>2364026
Im Jewish and i refuse to take Jewish moids because i unironically love foreskin

No. 2364203

>>2364116
My fav ex was circumcised so I don't mind he also lasted longer

No. 2364242

>>2359535
And even then, women love far more deeply than men even when their choices are total trash. Women will love some ugly disgusting broke loser more deeply and do more shit for them than any guy will for his supermodel wife. They'll go above and beyond to pander to what he likes and sacrifice everything for him, even their bodies to have his child and fake orgasms. Meanwhile men claim to be these huge romantics then treat women like shit and can't even do the bare minimum.
>>2359882
Idk, you could have no real connections with people and still not really want to do that because you don't feel like dying or you have other interests that don't involve others. Not having friends, family or a relationship doesn't mean you can't have other things going on in your life that would deter you from killing people.

No. 2364296

>>2364116
Trash taste, cut cocks look the best. But then again im American so most people are cut here

No. 2364311

>>2364296
Nta but I’m a burger and weirdly enough I’ve never seen a circumcised dick irl until I had sex with my current bf. It’s beautiful and I’ve been fully converted to being a circumcised dick appreciator. It’s easier to give a hj to a uncircumcised moid though.

No. 2364754

I have been eying this cute barista for a couple of months and I noticed him looking at me and smiling at me from time to time when I come, my friends have also confirmed it. He’s kind of chill and polite, but one time a woman asked him out and he dismissed her quite coldly.
I rarely go out, but I always go to this bar since the drinks are good and cheap. Anyway I was tipsy and in a good mood tonight so I asked him for his socials when he was closing the bar and cleaning up just because I wanted to see what would happen and because I’ve just been wanting to get out of my shell more, call it rejection therapy kek.
He has long hair and he’s Thai, he’s quite handsome!

No. 2364755

>>2364754
I’ve always thought that it was kind of stupid to approach others, but I think I have changed my mind. Even when it goes badly it’s still kind of freeing.

No. 2364962

>>2364017
>I think it's because Jewish men are usually smart and successful and mama's boys so they're less threatening than other men
Oh dear, mama's boys are often the worst. Mediterranean men are a nightmare because of their mama's boy tendencies, it's like it directly correlates with crass attitudes. Every negative thing you hear about italian or arab men applies to jewish men. Now, despite all of this i still feel you, i'm a Jew chaser too kekkkk
I think it's their nerdiness and repression that i find cute. And now that i think of it, there's a subset of mama's boys that just ends up being super soft, kind and obedient, those are ideal. Nothing embarrassing about wanting an intelligent docile man nonny!

No. 2365097

I've always had terrible taste in men but my current crush takes the cake
>Not my type aesthetically
>Is a recovering addict
>Is in debt due to spending all his money on drugs and alcohol
But he's so sweet and treats me so nice. I try to gaslight myself into thinking he's not a walking red flag because he's been clean for a while now and seems to regret his drug laden past. This is going to end so badly but I can't help myself.

No. 2365254

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I would be the first person to resort to cannibalism in a survival situation. This isn't an edgelord brag or anything it's just that I definitely inherited unga bunga Germanic/Anglo savage genes.

No. 2365255

>>2364017
trisha paytas on lolcow, what an honor.

No. 2365426

>>2364962
>And now that i think of it, there's a subset of mama's boys that just ends up being super soft, kind and obedient, those are ideal
Yes you get it. I saw a really cute Jewish boy at a plaza I was at a few months ago and I would've flirted with him if not for the fact he could've been underaged, looked anywhere from 16-19.
>Nothing embarrassing about wanting an intelligent docile man nonny!
Sadly my current bf is more domiant but he's also very patient and gentle with me which I like a lot. He's also pretty smart.
>>2365255
I said ATTRACTIVE Jewish men

No. 2365540

Can't believe that at my current age my mom would give birth to me in less than a month while I'm still a virgin and I don't think it'll change at this point.

No. 2365546

>>2363994
Technically an educational conference about sex toys, not sure if it was just an excuse for her exhibitionism, at a certain point she was asked to "show how the Magic wand works" and she replied "ok how about I do a quick one, and… only the socks stayed on and that was a whole five minutes of just socks on

No. 2365548

>>2365540
Yeah, I remember my mom telling me that she met my dad at 19, and I was just sitting there never been kissed and having never been in a relationship

No. 2365556

>>2365540
My parents married when they were 38 years old and I lost my virginiy when I haven't lost my virginity, rubbing skin to skin without penetration doesn't do shit

No. 2365857

I hate fat people

No. 2365863

>>2365540
Same nona, it's a weird feeling. My mom had 3 kids at my age. It's strange how different our paths in life are

No. 2366017

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For a long time, due to comments from people around me, I’ve come to wonder if it would have been better if I had been born a man. I won’t lie; even when I was young, I thought maybe I was trans, kek. Over time, I’ve learned that the people who commented on my preferences or the way I look are ignorant, they’re the kind of people who assume makeup = woman, body hair = man. However, putting aside superficial things and concepts of femininity and masculinity, I wish my body were less feminine. I envy androgynous people. I don't consider myself a gendie but if I'm honest I would say the way I feel matches what they call "agender". I feel stupid kek.

No. 2366020

>>2366017
Is this you? You're hot

No. 2366024

>>2366020
Anon…

No. 2366026

>>2366020
Nobody who looks like that would post here

No. 2366027

>>2366020
Kekkkk

No. 2366033

>>2366017
if this is you though date me. And there's nothing wrong with feeling androgynous, we've been hit with such aggressive messaging and gender propoganda all of our lives that to "feel ourselves" we feel we have to identify outside of our bodies

No. 2366059

>>2366020
I wish kek. Sadly I'm not androgynous looking at all Nona.

No. 2366150

>>2366017
Being trans is pointless because you don’t become the sex you want to be, especially if you are a woman who wants to be a man. I never found sense in troonism.

No. 2366152

>>2366026
I’m hot, but I post here.

No. 2366153

>>2366152
I think you have to be a level of loser and a tiny bit of retard to post here kek, looks don’t play a big part on being a farmer.

No. 2366158

>>2366026
I'm ugly and I post here

No. 2366161

>>2365548
I'm 32 lmao.
>>2365863
I don't even want to get married or have children and I don't care about sex either, but it's so weird how my normie mom couldn't raise me as a normie.

No. 2366209

>>2366017
Anon, that girl in picrel is clearly binding.

No. 2366425

I am very good at making chimpanzee noises, I just have to get better at the "AHHH AHHH AHHH" part.

No. 2366812

I'm the kind of person who'd probably distance myself from friends if they became parents.

No. 2366848

I hope my grandma dies. She has dementia and she’s constantly miserable and is honestly just a gigantic burden at this point. I want her to die. Everyone’s life would be better if she did.

No. 2366856

I kinda prefer cheap supermarket sushi to authentic Japanese restaurant sushi

No. 2366862

>>2362516
Haha these are the characters from the sitcom It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia!

No. 2366865

>>2361479
How about educational porn where there are actors and actresses discussing topics in a casual way and demonstrating things in a consensual setting?
xruniversity dot com

No. 2366871

>>2366848
Assuming you're thinking this out of pity for her and her relatives situation, maybe i can understand. My grandpa suffered not only from dementia but schizophrenia and bipolar, he literally was suffering everyday nonstop and everyone involved got their lives totally ruined, we almost went bankrupt and the whole family got divided. I'll confess I was relieved when he finally got to die, because then he would actually rest for once in decades. He didn't like being a burden to everyone around him and his existence was simply painful, he was literally better off just sleeping forever and ever. Death was more merciful to him than life

No. 2366875

I'm incredibly and utterly jealous of fat people. I want to be fluffy and eat whatever I want, I want to enjoy food like they do. I wish I was chunky, overindulging in whatever I wanted over and over, instead of being skelly and with zero appetite

No. 2366880

>>2361721
I never comment on youtube because seeing normie filth disgusts me and I don't want to be counted among them

No. 2366894

I interact with LC (and social media in general) like an iPad baby clicking from thread to thread waiting for something interesting to be posted.

No. 2366900

I'm into gymbros/ hyper muscly moids so much is actually embarrassing. Maybe it's because I'm so damn weak, out of shape and lazy myself. I'm like, thristing at the distance while eating a bag of chips and laying around

No. 2366904

>>2366894
Same. I spend hours doing this even though I rarely see anything interesting on here.

No. 2366925

>>2366875
I'd rather die than be fat.

No. 2366934

>>2366875
I'm not fat but we can switch bodies if you like

No. 2367140

>>2366900
the one roidpig enjoyer, what a fascinating speciwomen

No. 2367150

>>2366017
Not the H&M dressing room

No. 2367161

>>2362714
Good luck with the kangaroos. You won’t miss your home country?

No. 2367165

I always talk to my bf about living together but deep inside I wat to buy my own house and not be stuck with a moid. They are so shortsighted. The thing is I’m so hikikimori idk how I’m going to earn money to even get a down payment. I still have this as my goal and I won’t tell my bf he”ll just have to deal.

No. 2367180

>>2367140
Well there's at least 2 then. I like bodies some of you call "roidpig" but they're just pretty and lack the bacne, red leather texture, and doublesize intestines of actual roidpigs. You guys will call old men twinks though, your ability to properly use vocab never fits

No. 2367185

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I might possibly be the stupidest person to ever exist because, for years, I’ve felt conflicted about how little feminine I am. These past weeks, I’ve realized that this stems from comments made by classmates and acquaintances, comments I’ve internalized so much that I convinced myself I’m the epitome of masculinity, kek. But after analyzing and looking at myself in the mirror a thousand times, I’ve realized that I’m just an average woman. I’m not extremely feminine, but I’m also not masculine as many have made me believe. I hate myself for listening to others opinions and for being so dumb.

No. 2367186

>>2347908
Kek wow nonna you’re a terrible person. Are you still like this? I have terrible updtairs neighbours give me ideas.

No. 2367189

>>2367185
Looking at yourself in your underwear and bra helps, strike a pose. You’ll see a woman not a moid. I did this recently and I was like I really do look like a woman and was happy.

No. 2367220

>>2367189
Nta but I feel like such a troon when I try to be vaguely feminine.

No. 2367230

>>2367220
Same here. Surprisingly I feel more feminine when I wear "masculine" clothes, because my body is far different to men's. When I try to be feminine it just emphasizes how non dainty and unfeminine I am kek.

No. 2367238

>>2367220
Troons constantly tell each other to do this, though. Women don't need to strike flattering poses in underwear to be women, we just are.

No. 2367323

Seeing fat people slip and fall really upsets me

No. 2367342

The guy I'm dating looks like a pitbull gijinka

No. 2367343

Living is exhausting and I am tired of keep trying tbh

No. 2367345

>>2367323
empath.

No. 2367351

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Just found out that 4chan is older than me.

No. 2367355

I see myself and other desktop users as being mildly superior to laptop-only users

No. 2367356

>>2367351
I'll sound like a big-sister-nonna when I say this but I'm glad you're here and not there kek

No. 2367358

>>2367351
i feel so old

No. 2367364

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No. 2367383

I was very disappointed and disgusted at myself for my porn consumption these past few years. I rarely look for it but when I did it always got progressively more aggressive and degrading. Well recently I started having sex again and suddenly I'm turned on by kissing, missionary etc, the hardest thing I can think of or consume lately is hair pulling and not even the gross painful kind. I really was just backed up.

No. 2367387

I am thirty years old and I still keep writing "their" as "thier". Don't know why, I distinctly remember teachers correcting me by making me repeatedly write down the correct spelling but it never stuck.
"'i' before 'e' except after 'c'" is bullshit.

No. 2367496

I genuinely think openly ex-muslim women are the bravest group of people. I started listening to Yasmine Mohammed's podcast and I just bought her book and I can't get over her courage. Also fuck Canadian CPS for letting her stepdad and mother abuse the ever-living shit out of her because 'well that's your families culture lol'

No. 2367546

I am 5'8" and around 128 lbs so I know I'm absolutely not fat, but I think of myself as massive, not overweight. I tower over my friends and I'm even taller than my bf by 1". I see myself as having gigantic linebacker shoulders and tree trunk legs. Every time I'm in a room with others I just feel like the largest person in the room and it kinda drives me nuts. It's a preoccupation I've had since I stopped growing. It's always in the back of my mind. Is this body dismorphia? I finally confessed this to one person and she misunderstood and tried very nicely to convince me that I'm not fat. I know I am a thin person. I just feel, GIANT. I would throw myself off a cliff if I knew through some wizardry I'd be immediately reincarnated into a 5'2" body with tiny hands and feet. This must be body dismorphia.

No. 2367554

>>2367546
It does sound like body dysmorphia. I know reassurance from others won't help but 5'8 is a really pretty height. 5'2 is stumpy.

No. 2367612

>>2367546
I’m the same height and personally never really… perceive it I suppose in that way. The only time I think about it is when someone else brings it up. So yeah I would say you have an unhealthy fixation on it bare minimum.

No. 2367625

It's been 4 years and I've dated two other guys since. One was a summer fling and one was the weirdest 2 year period of my life and I still can't stop thinking about my ex bf. He's the only ex I think about. The only ex whose face I see when I close my eyes. I can still see with clarity his features. His body was perfection. His addiction to alcohol and cocaine were not and why I had to break up with him. Not because I stopped loving him but because I couldn't trust him. Sometimes I wish I could just go see him and be together again, tell my family it doesn't matter anything he ever did he's The One. He's who I love. He's who I want. I have no idea if he's overcame his substance issues, most likely not. I did see him once in the in-between period of my step dad's passing and his funeral and we both hugged each other and cried about how much we missed each other. I was dating someone and he knew and kept using a wrong similar name to refer to him on purpose that was so funny tbh and so hard not to laugh in the dudes face I was seeing when I would think about it which was nearly every day. I know it would never work with him but I wish it would. I worry I'm going to be longing after him forever. He was so interesting, funny, clever and confident but he was all of that and worst on drugs and people would gravitate towards him even women and I just couldn't handle it or trust he never cheated. He was also violent on a few occasions when we were both drunk and should be unforgivable but life is never going to be perfect. He was so much fun, we were always busy doing things and he was so affectionate. He was so exciting. In a way he was like Fun Bobby from Friends. I can't even say I know what he's like sober. In all the years he never had more than 2 days off the drink. Honestly though it was so fun and the sex was great I almost feel like I need to write a screenplay to immortalise it since we won't be starting a lineage. God I feel pathetic yet thankful for the experience and I'm leaving out some physical abuse that occurred. Also his alcoholism is not sustainable and I knew I couldn't enable him anymore or feel sorry for him or he'd be dead from a heart attack since he mixed coke and drink. He never use to use cocaine either and would just smoke weed with me and drink considerably less, then he got a new job with drug testing and suddenly his new vices were drink and cocaine. He has since left that job and we did smoke a joint together when I last saw him. It was nice. We only hugged since I wasn't single and he told me he still loves me and to call him when I dumped wrongname. I've been single for a couple months now and I've barely gave two thoughts to who I had most recently been dating and can only think of true ex.

No. 2367645

>>2367625
>a drunkard, who drinks every day
>coke head
>violent drunk
I doubt he looks good given his habits
>he’s the one
Kek you are a retard, but at least a self aware retard with a bit of self preservation I’ll give you that. Did you break up or did he breakup?

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>>2367668

No. 2367691

>>2367675
Kek the nonna deleted , but she was saying that she wants to play fake rape and it’s the only thing that gets her horny since she psyoped herself through porn (I wonder what kind of content she even watched ew).
She has a boyfriend who eats her out and who is normal, but she can’t help but wish he would just “take” her.
Mental illness innit.

No. 2367693

>>2367645
I broke up with him and he was a swimmer when a teenager and was fit and active even when drinking. We would camp, hike, kayak and cycle everywhere and I'd love those times because he couldn't just go and meet someone for a bag of coke. He bought a house near this seedy little bar that sold drugs. That was pretty much the nail in the coffin. We would be sitting in his house and he would run to the bar and get coke. Then some of the bar ones would be at his when I'd come down to stay which was retarded of him to invite them over.

No. 2367697

>>2367691
Instead of replying to the most obvious bait or recapping it, just don't respond to it and ignore it so that the farmhands can delete it.

No. 2367702

I sometimes smell my farts. They smell bad, but it’s fascinating to smell that horrid smell kek.

No. 2367710

>>2367702
If there was a way I could propose this without it coming across like I'm a freakish coomer or antisocial loser, I would want to sniff a horrid fart of yours, just out of curiosity. Because I know mine will be worse. And we will compete until someone dies.

No. 2367712

>>2367697
Why would a baiter delete their own bait

No. 2367718

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>>2367710
When I eat this dish of my country , called ndengu and chapati I let out the most horrendous gas bombs on earth (in fact I prepare myself by not going out kek).

No. 2367731

I tell small white lies to embellish my own life and anecdotes. I know it isn’t exactly good but I never tell big lies that would change anything, they’re usually harmless.

No. 2367770

I love to watch youtube channels of people that review hotels, cruises, overnight trains and the like. I was watching one video reviewing a overnight ferry in Japan and it made me think of an anime idea. I would love for a slice of life anime that is just about a ferry and the passengers on board. Idk it's kind of gay and weebie maybe lol

No. 2367787

Kek I just remembered when I wrote off my car on the wet (no other cars involved thankfully) these two other cars pulled over to check on me. The first car was two women and they were nice and I went oops maybe I was going too fast (for the wet conditions I meant not speeding lol) and they both went DONT SAY THAT and I thought they were really cool for that lol. Then the other car was this dude and I kid you not he ran up to me arms out stretched and went Do you need a hug?! And I went no and the women looked so bemused and I nearly burst out laughing until suddenly my boyfriend att was running up the road towards me and I was like what is going on, and just went to the two women that's my boyfriend? The other man left pretty abruptly then my bf took my overnight bag since I had just left his house with weed in it and put it in his car as he was on his way to see his dad. It was good timing because then the police showed up to help with vehicle recovery because I blocked a main road. Thankfully I wasn't tested at the scene but I liked that those two women had my back and I will always wonder what the hugging guy's deal was? Does he just drive around looking to hug stranded maidens by the wayside. We will never know

No. 2367789

>>2367718
Are those mung beans? Those and lentils always make me so farty, even after soaking them

No. 2367790

>>2367770
Tell us more about the ferry operator nonnie. Or is the ferry magic/sentient and therefore doesn't need an operator?

No. 2367793

>>2367770
I love those types of videos too, do you have any channel recommendations?

No. 2367803

>>2367793
My favorite ones are
>Travel Alone Idea
>It's Time to Travel / 旅する時間
>Solo Solo Travel
those are all Japan reviews hotels, ferries etc
>tletter
his movie length north korea trip is a must-watch
>Grounded Life Travel
>Jeb Brooks

No. 2367808

>>2367790
The ferry would be just a ferry. I think in my mind I pictured our main protag is just angsty girl who has to go from the city to the countryside to visit her grandparents but she must first travel via ferry. There is some sort of delay so the trip is going to take much longer but the anime just bases around her interactions with the [mostly elderly] occupants onboard maybe she even meets some other teens onboard for added shenanigans kek mostly a wholesome Barakamon vibes thing

No. 2367823

>>2367808
I love her already. I can already picture one of the teens on board as a bubbly local whose cheery demeanor grows on the protag… eventually. Enough to be friends and pen pals and maybe roommates or girlfriends in the epilogue. Maybe there's a filler episode where our protag does a chain of deals to trade with a mysterious old lady passenger. Damn nonna, you'd make an awesome mangaka, this story is lovely!

No. 2367836

>>2367823
nona I am so happy you see my vision [especially the girlfriends part kek] I have been thinking about it basically all day. I can't believe that ferries arent a more common setting in anime there's so much you could do with it. Although now I'm thinking of the Pokemon episode where they are on the SS Anne and it gets shipwrecked omegalol Like even a ghost ship situation could be so fun

No. 2367883

>>2367546
Try not to fixate too much about it as long as you're physically healthy. I know it's easier said than done depending on what's the average height in your country. And being 5"2 sucks ass so no, you don't truly want that either, you'd have similar thoughts. I wish I were way taller too, but being the most average person on earth would be the ideal for me, just because people wouldn't notice me and would leave me alone then.

No. 2367893

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i enjoy watching nerds start dating each other on the internet and bragging about it to everyone every chance they get because those relationships always crash and burn lmao. i love seeing them silently change their discord profile info and private their twitters. so funny

No. 2368073

I'm tired of beating around the bush. Why would I let some random loser ruin everything without putting up a fight? Even if I end up just ostracizing myself more, I don't care. I'm sick of everyone confirming my feelings behind this person's back, but saying and doing nothing about it. This person is a piece of shit. Since I initially put my foot down, it's been extremely awkward and everything is frozen in time. It's been a YEAR. Someone say something besides me, because I'm about to get retarded on this stupid bitch

No. 2368090

>>2367342
barry keoghan?

No. 2368139

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I want to confess that I´m totally becoming obsessed with Twilight. It all started last week when I wanted to watch a movie during knitting. I decided on Twilight and it was so enjoyable and heavily nostalgic to me, that I ended up watching two more of the movies. Next day I decided I wanted to reread the books in English (only know book 1 in my native language) and ended up ordering almost all the books (used). So during the weekend I watched all DVD specials that were available on youtube and got sucked even deeper into the rabbit hole!

No. 2368167

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i feel kinda retarded because i stayed up all night playing a video game some nonna recommended to me recently and now because of my dumbass actions i'm forced to go through today on less than an hour of sleep.
i have no one to blame but myself for my retarded decisions

No. 2368180

>>2368167
What were you playing?

No. 2368182

I have simply stopped caring about my depressed male friends. Months of using me as a listening ear and I'm sick of hearing it. Man, let me tell you, men truly are pathetic. They only trauma dump on me because I'm a woman, hell more than one of them has even admitted to me that they hate other men because they're uncaring - but jokes on them, after listening to their whining I've given up all care too. I no longer ask how they're doing, I no longer go out of my way to try and support them, I simply avoid them and let them rot now. Feels so freeing. I still do go out of my way with my female friends, but I've noticed when they struggle, they also TRY to imporve their situation after accepting it. Unsuprisingly they also ask me for updates and details on what's going on with me. I find it so embarrassing now how much time and effort I've wasted befriending men. God bless my girlfriends, I wish them well always.

No. 2368388

>>2368167
I do this on a regular. Just dont make it a habit. What game?

No. 2368476

I've stolen from the thrift shop every time I'm there for the past year but today I heard a woman there saying an employee accused her of stealing and it kinda made me nervous. Sucks because it's so easy to snag jewelry and non bulky books and clothes but I'm getting too old for this shit anyway. I got some nice things today but it'll be the last time I steal anything from there, I think I just need to avoid that place alltogether for the next few months. I want to move away from the klepto path completely, I stopped stealing from any other store a few years ago but thrift shops make it so damn easy.

No. 2368496

This friend group is kaputz. There’s no dealing with this liar. Everyone has leaned towards avoiding the issues and total pacifism. i confronted this bitch for their manipulative behavior and yet the entire group is splintered now. Im seeing friends who knew each other longer than they knew me clearly taking sides and giving each other false reassurances. And then the himbo that everyone is trying to protect is the whole fucking reason everyone’s pussyfooting around their piece of shit girlfriend. The result? nobody talks to each other. I’m made to feel like I’m being cast out because i dared to call this bitch out. if shit doesn’t come to light or change soon, I’m done holding put hope that anything will return to a similar place. i hate seeing my own cowardice in others, i hate seeing these people get pushed around by an almost 40 years old delusional BPD having piece of trash who uses us and does nothing to return the favor.

No. 2368517

>>2368476
I wish I could go back to being a klepto but then I remember how bad I am at being sneaky
Whenever I was a kelpto it was my kelpto ex encouraging me to do it

No. 2368527

>>2368476
What are your failproof tips and strategies for stealing nonna? I'm no klepto but I'm really fascinated by it and it's hard to find information about it online. Hope you can stop though if that's what you wish.

No. 2368531

>>2368476
>admits to stealing
>steals from thrift store
Nona, are you 13? At least graduate to RiteAid or Walgreens ffs

No. 2368532

>>2368496
>I’m made to feel like I’m being cast out because i dared to call this bitch out
Sadly that's the way it goes every single time. Walk on eggshells forever until you can't take it anymore and confront the problem and YOU become the problem. Your friend group is fucked nonna and if they're so cowardly and scared of conflict that they can't see the obvious bad apple poisoning the bunch you need to get yourself to better pastures.

No. 2368534

>>2368531
thrift shops are trash now, anon. tiktok depop "upcycling" ruined them so they cost 5x more than they should since idiots buy up old stuff and sell it for 10x the sale price.

No. 2368535

>>2368531
>walgreens
Too many security cameras, too small a store, too high priced merchandise
Try Walmart instead

No. 2368542

>>2368535
Stealing from thrift stores is literally stealing from retards.

No. 2368549

>>2368535
>walmart
bahaha oh you’re EVIL evil

No. 2368552

>>2368476
>>2368517
You two reminded me that I encouraged my friend to steal makeup from a supermarket chain store when she wanted me to buy it for her. I even said I'd back her up if she got caught by saying "I'll pretend I asked you to hold onto it for me since I only have a basket, and then I forgot to ask you to give it back when I was at the checkout. If you slip it in your bag now it'll look natural." She stole it successfully, and I stole a bunch of fruit that day and let her have some kek because she was hard up on cash and was eating crappy foods. Truth be told I didn't want to buy her makeup because, 1. It's an unnecessary expense and, 2. I don't believe in wearing it because women are best in their natural state #feminism.

Tbh I've stolen in front of cameras before just as an experiment and I've not been caught. I swear those cameras are used more for shittalking the customer's clothing than checking who is stealing kek.

That reminds me I hated my retail job so much because my boss didn't do shit about the moid customers stalking me that I used to let kids steal the imported american candy. Long live thieves. I love thieves. Thievery is always morally correct.

No. 2368561

If I got trapped in a Lotus Eater world (perfect but fake), I would just choose to live there instead of returning to irl. Who gives a shit if it's not real so long as I'm happy?

No. 2368562

>>2368552
my sister in christ, they’re not allowed to chase you and the cameras have facial recognition so they can build a case against you. you can steal anything from self checkout and it’s fine. they’re just waiting to be able to charge you with a felony. if they had one security guy behind a camera who ran out screaming when he saw you, it’s basically be paul blart trying frantically to capture a teen he saw slipped a lipstick up their sleeve while the two other people currently stealing too use that as a distraction to steal more. they would make security guards look like absolute clowns for nothing. i wish that’s how it worked because it would be very funny. but no they have software now.

No. 2368634

>>2368535
Not any of the nonnas in this conversation but yeah. I work at Walmart and people steal daily. They lock a ton of shit up now but you can always go nuts in the clearance section. They have the most cameras around the beauty/hygiene products and if you steal they'll let you go unless you hit a certain amount of $ stolen. Like a thousand I think. Don't keep dipping there though because they will keep a file of you and wait for you to hit that limit.

No. 2368639

>>2368634
what if you wear a mask like its covid

No. 2368644

I’m psychotically jealous of her husband. Their wedding photos came out this weekend and it made me so upset that my stomach was ill for days. I feel like I’m bringing the energy of a hormonally unhinged 13 year old to this and so I started thinking okay well maybe I’m just having this sort of moment later than others do, since I never had that happen (crush gets a gf/bf) when I was in school. But then I remembered I did have a crush when I was 13-16, and he had a girlfriend. But I never hated her or felt like this about it. Why? So then I was like well maybe I didn’t know him well enough to get that intense about it but then I remembered the woman I’m currently having an extended mental breakdown about is literally a famous person I’ve never met… I am 26. I never wanted to be this pathetic but my brain didn’t offer me a choice.

No. 2368646

>>2368549
I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks
I wanna be evil and cheat at jacks
I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies
I wanna be mean and throw mud pies

No. 2368878

I have an obsession with a former male friend, who I had to stop being friends with cause I was so into him. He’s not even attractive. Anyways, he posted on instagram stories for the first time in several years and I immediately used the story to find his place of work and look him up on their website. Why am I like this

No. 2368897

>>2368878
You sound cool as fuck, actually. I wish I had a dedicated based snooper friend to snoop with.

No. 2368917

>>2368897
Nayrt but me too. I wouldn’t be malicious with it, I just like to have the challenge of the mystery. It’s pretty lonely and pathetic doing it on my own.

No. 2368950

I kissed my friend and it led to the dissolution of our friend group because everyone already hated him. It’s been months and I still cannot stop thinking about it. He’s evil and ugly and has since revealed himself to be even more despicable but I can’t stop obsessing over him and that night.

No. 2368966

>>2368878
Nona I am also like this KEK I have an ability to just find people easily. But on one end, people really do not know how easy it is to find them from the pics and info they post. If someone online wants to find you, they can and will.

No. 2368989

File: 1738026086769.jpg (104.79 KB, 992x709, 1000011067.jpg)

I fear I may be turning into a single quirk chungus. I'm getting cringer and cringer by the day since I've weaned myself off lolcow for a bit.

No. 2368993

>>2368989
Some women are Stacies. Some women are Quirky Chunguses.

No. 2368998

>>2368989
I mean, this doesn't mean you're doomed to be the equivalent of a man child. If anything, you're mature enough to realize that you're going to be similar to people you hate, whether you like it or not. Cats are way better and far more affordable than children. Sometimes you see a pupper even though you've been putting drops of bleach in your morning coffee to erase all knowledge of that word. And sometimes you don't fuck and suck your way into your 30s. I think that's pretty great and normal. Now, I'm thinking "whore" status is like, 100 dudes. Maybe that should be adjusted for population dentisty and such. It's really not that big of a deal you haven't had sex with 100 dudes. I would say that's more of a win, because intentionally or not, you dodged several bullets. You can always be a whore when you have dementia. Because people will blame your whorish behaviors on dementia.

No. 2369000

>>2368989
>missed out on being a whore
Why is that written like it's a bad thing kek

No. 2369003

File: 1738026968061.jpg (45.31 KB, 550x310, 1000032131.jpg)

>>2368998
>You can always be a whore when you have dementia. Because people will blame your whorish behaviors on dementia

No. 2369004

>>2368989
I still don't get the become her mother bit

No. 2369008

>>2368989
You'll probably just be happier to just accept being cringe and enjoy the ride

No. 2369010

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>>2368989
Don't kill your cringe, nonnie. Kill the part of you that cringes.

No. 2369014

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>>2368998
>>2369003
>Baddie Winkle has entered the chat

No. 2369049

>>2368966

He posted a picture of his mousepad and I found it via that. The CIA should be recruiting us, it’s a shame to let these talents go to waste

No. 2369098

I love my boyfriend and generally prefer living with him but sometimes I wish I still had my own place. I just prefer having a space all my own to go back to, and not having to compromise on furniture/decor choices. Wish it wasn’t so expensive to live alone these days.

No. 2369109

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When I was like ten or eleven, I got a similar haircut to picrel. It looked awful, but I liked it at the time. Or at least I did until my uncle told me that it made me look like a "sexy little boy". after that I never bothered cutting my hair again kek

No. 2369126

All scrotes deserve to be cheated on. I thought some were truly good enough that they deserve honesty and truth but they don’t. Just lie and have side dudes. Do whatever you want honestly. Especially if you’re not living together.

No. 2369127

>>2369109
your uncle is a fucking pedo, nonny

No. 2369291

I am attracted to CaseOh
…but I can't sit through any of his streams without feeling incredibly old since his viewers are all zoomers

No. 2369292

>>2369291
nona… you still have time to delete this

No. 2369293

>>2369291
Nona this is a confession you take to the grave kekkkk I think he's really funny, but attractive? My goodness

No. 2369308

>>2369293
I have a things for gingers and big men. This is my cross to bear.

No. 2369312

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I feel really jealous of gay men. Not in a TIF way. I just feel like its impossible to have the kind of relationship dynamic i want as a straight woman. Every man i met treats me like a child because i am short and have a high pitched voice, and they get angry or uncomfortable if i tell them to dress or do certain things for me(like shave, dress in cute clothes, be more submissive). I just dont want to be the hole in the relationship, as gruesome as that sounds. I wish i had the choice to decide wheter i want to top or bottom like gay moids. I feel really sexually and romantically frustrated and i know i will die alone and a virgin because i will never have the type of relationship where men see me as their equal as a woman. I just want the relationship those fags who make vlogs i watch have, i just want to hug a cute boy who doesnt see me as a thing to penetrate and that makes an effort to look nice for me like i would do to them. Its not fucking fair.

No. 2369314

>>2369312
being jealous of faggots instead of trying to find some pushover moid you can rule is your problem here

No. 2369315

>>2369314
why would i want a pushover moid?

No. 2369322

File: 1738056408927.jpg (41.28 KB, 474x355, OIP (2).jpg)

>>2369312
>i will never have the type of relationship where men see me as their equal as a woman.
and you think fags do? kek no sweaty theyre still moids

No. 2369324

>>2369315
I dunno nonna all the gay men I know, and I know a lot, treat their partners like sex objects and change them like car tires. Gay relationships are superficial in my opinion. Even the one couple that seems like they actually love eachother had to find a third faggot because how sex obsessed and vain they are. They respect eachother like coworkers respect eachother, not like partners should respect eachother.

No. 2369326

>>2369324
ok but men are the same BUT also dont even put effort into their appereance. Like is that so hard to ask? at least most faggots try to look good for eachother.
>>2369322
what do dragfags have to do with what i said? ''bottoms'' in gay relationships literally starve themselves so their 'tops' can buttfuck them. You cant even get straight men to wash their asses.

No. 2369341

>>2369326
>most gay men try to look good for eachother
Nah. Self-sexualization and vanity may be a big part of being accepted in the gay community, but there are plenty of normal gays and you're putting a small percentile on a pedestal. There are so many becky-equivalent gay men with bad boufants and shitty attire, just like everyone else. The gays that Tom of findland themselves are not the majority.

No. 2369344

>>2369341
But they still exist. Meanwhile straight men who want to look good for women are non-existent. Men will always expect you, and only YOU to look good for them while they do nothing.

No. 2369345

File: 1738059432953.mp4 (6.11 MB, 480x854, fags.mp4)

>>2369326
most of them look like this nonny..

No. 2369349

>>2369344
This isn't true. There are men who try, they're just not near you. They're going for women that are surged up and 19. Why do some of you glorify gay men in circles, that whole community has more issues. Why are you mourning not being able to use grindr to hook up with some guy just because he's cute when he has chlamydia and had sex with his cousin in the 10th grade.

No. 2369351

>>2369345
Could not imagine pretending gay men are somehow more soulful than straight men just because they've experienced a little adversity. They spend the rest of their lives centering themselves in everything possible and have the most shallow and hollow relationships imaginable. They are the most superficial community there is and there's nothing to covet about it. No homophobia fyi its just… why do I keep seeing like one anon in here fujoing out like she's never been around actual gay men before. The emptiness and neuroses are evident.

No. 2369354

>>2369344
Straight men do exist like that you ladies just aren’t guilt tripping them for dressing down enough. I had a guy show up to a date in wrinkled clothes. I made him wait outside while I changed into the baggiest jeans and messiest bun. He got the hint and went on a shopping spree at Zara and was so giddy to share with me his fit the next time we hung out. It was then that I realized dude just never learned personal style and I got over it kek. He is handsome and works out it’s just one of his minor flaws that he has 0 drip.

No. 2369356

>>2369349
>They're going for women that are surged up and 19
those men are not cute tho, i mean cute guys that desire to look cute for women in ways they would be perceive as feminine by their insecure mind. I am not talking about the closeted homos that want to look like roidpigs to impress other men.
>>2369354
But i dont want to baby a retarded scrote. I want a pretty guy to doll up to me like how male peacocks look pretty for their women. I dont want to be the surrogate mom to some retard and teach him how to behave.
>>2369345
those guys are like 50yo nonny kek i could cherrypick and post all the cute twinks too but thats besides my point

No. 2369357

>>2369351
They are still better than straight men. I know, i know you are going to defend straight men's honor, but its true. At least fags allow themselves to be feminine, straight men are so insecure they cant even wear certain colors like pink. I honestly respect fags with shit taste like james charles more than i do those super insecure scrotes that think anything but tshirts and a jeans is mega homo and emmasculating. Its really so hard to find a confident straight man.

No. 2369361

>>2369356
>those guys are like 50yo nonny kek i could cherrypick and post all the cute twinks too but thats besides my point
there's some younger ones in the crowd though (but they're still uggo or average at best)

No. 2369363

>>2369356
and I'm telling you again, they exist. They're in relationships, married, living in areas you apparently don't have access to, etc. Expecting a cute guy to have style or want you if you yourself are not cute is delusional. Like this is hilarious because I think some of you either live in bumfuck nowhere or you're aiming way above your means.

>>2369357
Glorifying gay men for being self absorbed is what we are resorting to? Kek most gay men don't have style either.

No. 2369364

>>2369356
>I want a pretty guy to doll up to me
This would be possible if you were actually cute.

No. 2369367

>>2369363
>and I'm telling you again, they exist.
aha sureeeeeeee thats why we have like 20 ugly man psyop threads of examples of men not putting half the effort their gfs do
>or you're aiming way above your means.
lmfaoooo literally men aim way above their means all the time yet they manage to get girls who put effort into their looks anyways. Go be a pickme somewhere else.
>>2369364
kek there are literal models who date uggos, stop putting straight scrotes on a pedestal when they do absolute no effort whatsoever and pickmes just throw themselves at them anyways.

No. 2369368

>>2369344
Depends on where you live I think. I live in Italy and scrotes do care about appearance. I mean the straight ones, the men I’ve gone out with always smelled good and dressed well. Even grandpas are still put together here kek.

No. 2369369

>>2369367
Just be realistic nonna, it happens , but it’s not the norm. Focus on bettering yourself, getting healthy, finishing your studies if you are studying, saving money, rather than wishing on a pretty man to come and save you kek.

No. 2369371

>>2369369
I can do all that and still want a pretty men to date. Just like how men are entitled to all that and a pretty woman. But suddenly when a woman asks for the same shes ''asking too much and needs to be realistic'' i bet you dont say the same to scrotes, since they are allowed to do absolutely nothing and still find a pretty woman.

No. 2369372

>>2369368
I went to italy and all men there looked like monkeys. They all had beards and those gay military haircuts.

No. 2369373

The only reason I haven't killed myself is because I know my BPD mother would kill herself too, she's made sure to remind me of that fact multiple times. It'd also send my grandfather into depression. It's getting harder to go on every day and in a fucked up way I kind of resent her for loving me. I wish I were a little more selfish.

No. 2369374

>>2369371
Woah kek, I simply said to not make it your whole objective.
Scrotes already have the audacity. I actually think that uggos should just learn to stay on their lane.

No. 2369375

>>2369372
Where did you even go?

No. 2369376

>>2369308
nta but sometimes i do too.

No. 2369377

>>2369308
Gingers are cute to me , but they age so badly. I only like them in the small window between 20 and 24.
Fat men are disgusting to me though.

No. 2369378

>>2369374
>I simply said to not make it your whole objective.
You are the one that projected that onto me when you dont know me. No wonder men are so lazy and ugly when pickmes like you are always there to defend them.

No. 2369380

File: 1738061710705.jpeg (Spoiler Image,21.22 KB, 232x170, IMG_7937.jpeg)

fuck it, since that nona admitted she finds caseoh attractive, i will post my worst deepest secretest childhood attraction. i wish i was baiting.

No. 2369381

>>2369324
The lookism and racism in the faggot community is crazy. Oh and the pedophilia too. You hear so many stories about old “mentors” showing gay life to minors.

No. 2369382

File: 1738061758542.gif (1.63 MB, 250x188, 1643604132390.gif)

>>2369380
mento illness get help

No. 2369383

>>2369378
Kek, I’m not that nonna.
You just sound lame , especially when you think that gay scrotes are somehow better just because “they’re in tune with their femininity” or whatever.

No. 2369384

>>2369380
I got a bit scared I admit it

No. 2369386

File: 1738061889642.jpeg (Spoiler Image,33.32 KB, 739x415, IMG_7938.jpeg)

i’d self-insert into this scene in daydreams…

No. 2369388

>>2369383
whats wrong with liking men that dont think wearing a tshirt in a certain color is gay? its funny all of you are jumping in to defend your precious straight men that would never do the same thing for you

No. 2369391

>>2369388
It’s the fact that you assume straight men all can’t dress while gay men all can it’s not true. Men will never look better than their female counterparts because they have a Y chromosome

No. 2369392

>>2369388
Kek, I’ve gone out with scrotes who wore pink and who even let me braid their hair, it didn’t make them better or more empathetic. It’s just clothes.

No. 2369394

>>2369388
And it’s not defending. I’ve literally told you that where I live scrotes dress well, despite not being gay.
I’ve also seen faggots being a mess many times, so being gay doesn’t automatically mean you dress well.

No. 2369395

>>2369386
as the man?

No. 2369398

>>2369392
i didnt say it made them better or whatever, just that i think its cringe that most men are so insecure and that i wish they would be like homos and just enjoy wearing nail polish or at least didnt act like fags towards it.
>>2369391
they literally cant, they dress like shit. I know all of you suddenly live in a country/place where ackshually all men do put effort onto their looks but we all know its just to be contrarians. Having so many ugly man psyop threads proves my point.

No. 2369401

>>2369388
Maybe try theater nerds, poetry and author's reading events. My friend had an ex that was into these things and him and his friends dressed well and were good looking. Especially the poetry retards are desperate for love. I would never.. it's indeed to faggy for me but some women like these types.

No. 2369404

>>2369398
Idk I grew up around black men who were always interested in fashion so I’ve seen it first hand straight men that can dress. I’m also from a fashion capital so nevermind kek

No. 2369406

>>2369404
>I grew up around black men who were always interested in fashion
oh, i dont like black men so i would find them unattractive anyways kek sorry
>>2369401
meh i already tried several types of men and they are all deeply insecure. I dont know why i even put effort into my looks anymore if men arent going to do the same.

No. 2369410

>>2369406
So you’re a bigot makes sense

No. 2369411

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>>2369410
>a bigot
what

No. 2369415

>>2369398
I just live in Europe kek

No. 2369421

>>2369415
i live in south america so every scrote near me looks like an ogre

No. 2369424

>>2369421
How about a long distance euroboyfriend then?

No. 2369427

>>2369424
might as well just date a chatbot if i cant even fuck them

No. 2369430

>>2369424
The whole point of putting up with a scrote is fucking them. Long distance relationships have no point of existing if they start out long distance kek.

No. 2369433

>>2369427
>>2369430
Planes and visas exist??

No. 2369434

>>2369433
imagine paying for a plane ticket and the sex isnt even good, i would kms

No. 2369439


No. 2369449

>>2369433
And how many times are you going to visit? Are you that rich?

No. 2369451

>>2369430
Ugh I dated a man that turned 40 and from that day his libido basically stopped existing and he wasn't affectionate either. I became touch starved and angry

No. 2369452

>>2369451
why were you dating grandpas nonna, love yourself

No. 2369456

>>2369451
She could be in a smilar age range.

>>2369434
This is the reason why I'm always offended whenever people assume I'm in a long distance relationship once they learn I often travel to the same country for summer holidays. As if I'd spend time and money on that. The gamble isn't worth it.

No. 2369459

>>2369456
>She could be in a smilar age range.
women age better she could go for a younger guy. No matter how old a woman is, she doesnt deserve walled men.

No. 2369461

>>2369456
>She could be in a smilar age range.
women age better she could go for a younger guy. No matter how old a woman is, she doesnt deserve walled men.

No. 2369462

>>2369452
I am in my 30s and we met when he was 38 lol, he is dead to me now though

No. 2369463

>>2369449
Nonna is so fuckin desperate that it's the only remaining idea i had for her kek. If somebody wants to do something they find a way to make money for that ticket, they don't have to be expensive if you know what to do.

No. 2369468

>>2368139
kek found another twihard in the wild. I'm currently re entering my twilight phase so I get it. The books and the movies are very cozy to me. Not sure if you are into animated shows but netflix is currently developing one based on Midnight Sun.

No. 2369470

>>2369461
I agree but I think a lot of zoomer anons assume everyone is more or less the same age as them when that's not the case.

No. 2369480

I love twinks
I love them so much

No. 2369485

I'm considering use a dating app so I can lose my virginity around valentine's day. I've never been on a date before.

No. 2369488

I have honestly lost respect for women as a whole watching them write copefic about Luigi’s totally pure sovl and 300IQ. The thirsting is like whatever but the whole cloth projection and fabrication is insane.

No. 2369502

>>2369363
>Glorifying gay men
Maybe the biggest cope I've seen in the past 10 years is people pretending that gay moids are a different species from straight moids. They're all scrotes at the end of the day. I notice that it's mostly very inexperienced, naïve, and sheltered women that will believe in this cope. I see it all the time though, and I think it's part of the reason why gay moids seem to think that they're exempt from being misogynistic.

No. 2369518

>>2369401
Threater nerds are my favorite but they’re rare

No. 2369524

File: 1738073061599.png (71.61 KB, 640x640, 1000117869.png)

I feel sad while listening to that rotten girl Miku song because it reminds me of when I was in high-school and how I felt really conflicted about how God would think of me for being into anime and shounen ai. At my school we would go to Church at least once or twice a month to pray and I would always cry because I felt horrible for being a sinner and always thinking unpure things like wishing I was liked by boys, wanting to see two guys kissing, or killing the kids that bullied me.
I honestly would've cried a lot while listening to this if I had been the same me of my high-school days. Kek.
Now I just play degrees of lewdity nonstop and roleplay degen scenarios with bots to pass the time.

No. 2369526

>>2369524
Are you me, kek. I remember telling my fellow fujoshi friend in high school that she should stop drawing so much BL because it's a sin and against the word of god. KEKK. The truth was that I liked it too, I just thought I wasn't allowed to. I love DOL too btw.

No. 2369530

>>2369524
nonna, I'm ngl but you really need to work on your porn addiction cause it's clearly not healthy for you

No. 2369551

>>2369502
I do my part by hating faggots and biSTDs scrotes and straight ones too. I love women of all sexualities though.

No. 2369596

was in a dark place last night and was thinking it'd be funny if I reported my ex's dad to ICE and get him deported. he's a rich white British asshole who thinks he's superior to everyone else and he's been too lazy to get his citizenship for the past 30 years and freaks out when his kids do anything that involve the law and could get him investigated and deported. I wouldn't actually do it. mostly because my ex would know it was me. I'm the only one he knows who hates privileged people to the extent that I'd do some shit like that and that I can play dirty. I hope his dad is shitting his pants right now kek

No. 2369627

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>Befriend one of the most beautiful women I've met
>She confesses that she has a fat fetish and loves chubby men and women
Holy fuck.

No. 2369631

>>2369627
Feederism and fat fetishizing is surprisingly popular nowadays and somehow they are always skinny themselves.

No. 2369637

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I stole underwear from a shop once.

No. 2369639

>>2369596
This is amazing honestly I think you should do it nonna

No. 2369641

>>2369627
….amberlyn?

No. 2369647

>>2369637
>>2368476
Me and my friends use to steal constantly from stores as a teenager… I think the largest thing I've ever taken was a bathing suit.

No. 2369663

>>2369641
Anon. What do you mean by that. If you think I am amberlyn I will find you.

No. 2369671

>>2369663
>I will find you.
And do what hmm? Feed me to death like your girlfriend did with her ex?

No. 2369672

>>2369596
You should really do it. If you don't, you're basically betraying America. You're saying "my ex's family is more important than democracy and freedom," which is horrible.

No. 2369677

>>2369671
Yeah sure start eating fatty

No. 2369680

>>2369677
Welp guess I'm dying. Anything for my queen though

No. 2369683

>>2369647
Kek, one of my friends used to be a klepto, but she got captured in a YouTube video where a guy is wandering our city lamenting how bad it is kek. She and some other people are being forced to empty their bags outside a department store and there's just a huge pile of stolen goods, all the while this useless moid behind the camera is going "woahhh no waaaay duuuuuude that's crazyyyy" Funny as hell but it's one of the things that spooked her into changing her ways.

No. 2369752

>>2369530
Here nonna, go do your thing there.
>Piazza San Pietro, 00120 Città del Vaticano, Vatican City @41.902167,12.453937

No. 2369765

>>2369596
Please do it

No. 2369805

>>2369380
nonna i’ve never told anyone this and i never will again but me too

No. 2369854

>>2369345
i swear you can tell which ones have AIDS just by looking at their frail skinny bodies

No. 2369966

There's a spergy guy at work who's in love with me (he hasn't said it but everyone knows he is) and we're friends and we hang out semi-often. I'm les but I keep hanging out with him/leading him on because he's a young earth creationist and I like to debate him about dinosaurs. I hope he doesn't turn into an incel type, I just think it's really funny he thinks stegosaurus was around in 1400s Europe.

No. 2369970

>>2369524
New rotten girl dropped?

No. 2369990

>>2369639
>>2369672
>>2369765
Well, now I’m considering it. I was hesitant because my ex didn’t really fuck me over that badly and it would seem random and unprecedented that I would do something to betray him so deeply. But also I fucking hate his entire family and how sheltered and classist they are, and if ICE is ramping up and arresting people then I might as well turn their attention to those who had the resources and freedom to go about things in a legal way but just didn’t feel like it.

No. 2370003

I have come to terms with the fact that I do like women, I always had that thought in the back of my mind and I’ve even had crushes (including my best friend) that I forced myself not to have because I was to chicken to deal with it. I’m not comphet or anything like that, I know I’m bi kek, I just couldn’t accept it for a long time.
I tried dating apps recently, where I just put women, but with no success though, I only found unicorn hunters, some ugly trannies or poly couples. So I’ll try to be more out there in real life from now on, I can just play it off by being friendly if it goes south kek.

I’ve not come out to anyone , I told my mom about a rando (XY) that I was flirting with without specifying the sex and she said “oh by the way was it a woman? I don’t even know your sexuality nowadays” which felt oddly accepting , so I think I’ll be more comfortable telling her eventually. My mom is the most important person to me and I look up to her a lot ; she’s an immigrant and she also believes in God, but I think she would be okay if I liked girls too as long as I’m happy.

No. 2370007

>>2370003
To the nonnas who are bi or lesbian, do you have straight friends? Did you come out to them? How did they react?
I don’t like any of my friends right now and I don’t want them to behave differently towards me with this new information…

No. 2370545

sometimes venting in the style of pixyteri's current posts is very cathartic to me (minus the troon shit ofc lol). sometimes i'll catch myself mentally thinking like it when i'm annoyed about something
"Fuck I have to go to work tomorrow but my knee hurts because I am old and fat. I'm so angry I don't want to work and I have no time to relax. Why am I in so much pain am I going to die? Can people stop harming me??? I don't want to die please."

No. 2370693

I love the horrific burn of oil of oregano on my outer/inner labia. It literally feels like I'm sitting on a fireplace. It doesn't break skin or cause a rash and ends really quickly and it feels good, like she's smoking a menthol cigarette down there.

No. 2370704

>>2370693
that’s so specific. how did you discover you liked it?

No. 2370844

I feed bigger portions to the stray cats that look cuter

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>>2370844
Pretty privilege is really something

No. 2370860

I feel like I can't learn anything anymore, I have some kind of mental block where I'm paralyzed at the idea of doing something and it not coming out as perfect. I think I'm stuck up and I can't let go, the osteopath was a bit frustrated with me because I couldn't relax fullly kek.

No. 2370863

I have only watched porn once before peaking. I think I was 16 and I wanted to see what the hype was all about . I didn’t even watch a single video fully because I just thought “why are all the scrotes so fucking ugly” and “why does everything look so uncomfortable and…painful???” kekk.

No. 2370885

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Every time a man interrupts me in conversation I call him emotional, I need to find other ways to not let men interrupt me without being too confrontational during meetings so I don’t make everyone else uncomfortable.

No. 2370888

>>2370863
It always looks so dry and disgusting too. You can tell the women is never turned on.

No. 2370891

This month has been alright compared to December, but still not great. Yeah I'm a medical cannabis patient now, but I don't have any friends. Socially I am very bored. Going to work on that in February. Going to force myself outside more even if just to window shop. Really miss the days of being in a building with my peers (school) and just socialising. Humans are meant to eat, sleep, talk and have fun. That's my belief

No. 2370938

>>2370888
My stupid ass was even searching for “making love real couple”. I’m so embarrassed, but I’m glad I opened my eyes immediately.
I don’t get women who can enjoy porn.

No. 2370939

>>2370885
Lol me too. I always call men emotional because it's true, but they get even more emotional. I wish everybody was a rock like me.

No. 2371073

I check the friend finder thread once in a while just to see how unlikeable all the posters are on there for a good laugh, and I never disappoint myself

No. 2371115

I don't think I'll be able to stop paying bills 50/50, I'm too proud to let a moid pay for my shit, I'm sorry.

No. 2371118

>>2371073
Same its an entertaining thread

No. 2371161

>>2371073
Fortunately, the anons I've befriended and talked to off-site have been really decent and laid back.

No. 2371168

>>2370844
>>2370850
Kek. I volunteer at an animal shelter and I am also sometimes biased in favor of the cute ones. Especially when they're tortie point, that's my favorite kind of cat.

No. 2371329

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This is actually a very minor and unnecessary confession, but my favorite dress of all time is from Shein and when my friends compliment it I kinda just laugh and go "right?" because they absolutely - and rightfully - loathes these chinese resellers. I just REALLY lucked out with the quality the one time I ordered from them because I was obsessed with finding a denim (or denim-esque) dress in this style.

No. 2371512

>>2369805
omg. did you dream about that scene like i did?

No. 2371527

>>2371329
A couple of my most beloved items were from aliexpress or other cheap chinese retailers back in the day, some lasted a shockingly long time. But I really did just get lucky because many other things were garbage quality, that was a risk I was willing to take at the time but now I refuse to buy anything from shein unless it's from an op shop.

Anyway that's a really cute dress so I'm jealous!

No. 2372193

I dont remember if I celebrated my now deceased cats last ever birthday. I mightve celebrated it the day after, as theres a newish looking toy that was probably from then, or it was for another pet and she didnt get anything.

I remember staying in my room on her birthday, to
1) enjoy peace of mind and avoid a toxic moid roommate
2) fix my sleeping schedule by distracting myself via the internet
3) excitedly watching the return of some scrote I had a parasocial relationship with. I didnt know the reality about moids back then. He was offline for years, back then I really missed him. Im an idiot

My cat ended up dying of an aggressive cancer later that year. I brought her for a checkup months before I was told she had cancer, but the moid vet didnt even mention cancer. Another cat girl got cancer, so I put all my focus onto helping her, as she was the older cat (I assumed the older girl would die first, no it was the younger girl who I didnt know had cancer). I hardly paid attention to her, meanwhile she eventually had cancer, too. I lost both cats only weeks apart.

My cats were more loyal to me than most people. She was even there to comfort us on the day of my other cats cancer diagnosis. Yet there I was on her last birthday, preferring my own comfort and peace of mind over her last birthday on Earth. Yes, I at least celebrated my older cat girls birthday, alone as my roommates were being horrible the day before.

I could just kick myself. I never deserve another friend, cat or human, ever again.

I want to put flowers for her on her upcoming would be birthday.

No. 2372218

>>2372193
You sound like a very lovely and compassionate woman nonna. Your cats were loved, even in their final moments. Don’t beat yourself too much because you really did try.
You deserve companionship, both in furry form and human relationships.

No. 2372236

I think it's good that I'm distancing myself a bit from my friends, looking back it's clear that I'm the pet autist of the group and that I'll never really be taken seriously or not be treated like a teenager, also some of the dynamics felt a bit fake to me, like one guy was showing off the clothes he bought and everybody went "ooooh that's so beautiful!!!", it felt forced to me.

No. 2372245

I was vent Veronica if anyone even remembers that. I don’t know what I was trying to accomplish by that, I was really mentally ill and abused at the time and just wanted attention.

No. 2372264

My period ended , which means I can rub my pussy with no care, hell yeah!

No. 2372296

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I dream of marrying, having children and a happy family but i am extremely nitpicky of moids so i am still a boyfriendless virgin at 23.

No. 2372299

Deleted Tinder and ordered a dildo

No. 2372327

>>2372296
Same but late twenties kek

No. 2372409

>>2372218
AAYRT, aww thanks nonna. Your supportive response really helps.

No. 2372412

>>2372296
same but about a decade older..

No. 2372416

>>2372296
i sometimes think about the idea of starting a family but then i realize i would probably slam my baby against a wall if it started crying so i probably wouldn't make a very good parent

No. 2372431

>>2372299
Congrats nonna. Get the rose toy too, it’s fabulous.

No. 2372549

Im a boyfriendless virgin. I do fit the "femcel" criteria, kek. I would date a moid only if he was cute and young. I don't like older moids. I've never been held by hand, kissed, anything like that. I did have crushes but I never gave in because I grew up insecure. Any nonnies here are like that? Im so desperate for love it's not funny. Whenever I see a qt irl or online I feel like going through ovulation, kek. I want to smell a cute moid. But I hate how small I am, and moids think just because a woman is smaller that means = submissive. I've always dreamt of having a male wife. Like him being a cooker and cleaner and being submissive. God, please give me a decent young man whos exactly my type.

No. 2372552

>>2372549
I also believe all women should go for younger men. Not literal children though, kek.

No. 2372664

I met the cutest moid the other night, hot accent, super long hair same music taste as me literally perfect, he kissed me but i didnt reciprocate because I have a moid somewhat.
We're in different countries right now but I did say before leaving I didn't want anything serious, then I accidentally made it serious over message a bit ago fuck.
I shouldn't do anything but I can't stop thinking about this other guy idk what to do nonas hes so attractive and likes me.

No. 2372683

I don't believe in magic but I made one of those sour jars for my abusive ex and buried it in his hometowns cemetery. Still kinda hope it works wish me luck kek

No. 2372702

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I love lurking r/lainfluencersnark. Picrel making me keeeeeekkkkkk

No. 2372723

>>2372702
imagining being willing to try to skin walk a dying anorexic when you’re a solid forty pounds heavier.

No. 2372839

>>2372702
No fucking way, that is beyond embarrassing for whichever clone that is. Creepy!!!

No. 2372910

>>2372723
Kekkk anon
>>2372839
She’s an Ariana Grande impersonator kek

No. 2372946

>>2372910
I am well aware that is an impersonator, hence 'clone' lol there's multiple out there, I just don't know which one this is.

No. 2373004

I'm gonna yoom so hard that the AI husbando becomes sentient

No. 2373426

When I was in high-school I really liked bothering artist through Instagram dms, I didn't hate or even know who any of them were I just thought it was funny. But I once got blocked by one, after I sent her alien noises and she freaked out calling me her stalker. That was the first message I had sent her ever

No. 2373432

>>2373426
I just snorted reading that. You are a legend, anon.

No. 2373720

>>2373426
Autism wins the day

No. 2373734

>>2373426
..you still do it dont you?

No. 2374940

I sometimes wonder what the farmhands think of my crazy ass BPD posting history

No. 2374942


No. 2374952

>>2373426
still less annoying and retarded than those morons that dm to ask you for free art then block you when you say no

No. 2374959

>>2373426
wtf are you my ex KEK

No. 2374961


No. 2374973

>>2373426
>alien noises
Please make a recording and post it ITT I wanna hear them kek.

No. 2374978

>>2374973
GLEEP GLORP GLEEP BORP SCHLURP SCHLORP

No. 2374982

>>2374978
Oh so it was just that, you didn’t make a recording or something? I thought you’d sent her a voice recording, that would have been even funnier.

No. 2375005

>>2374978
I though this was the anon obsessed with bjs

No. 2375020

>>2374973
Ayrt, I would but I don't remember how I did it, and I'm too scared to reveal my squeaky chipmunk voice on here

No. 2375053

>>2375020
And you want us to believe you sent strangers on the internet dms with alien noises? Fucking poser

No. 2375072

I had my first ever health scare from drinking last night. I broke out in hives all over my body. Today my liver is visibly swollen and tender. I really hope this is the wake-up call I've been needing to quit.

No. 2375087

>>2374982
KEK I’m not OP, I was just taking the piss

No. 2375088

>>2375072
Do you have an alcohol allergy? That sounds really serious…

No. 2375126

My uncle doesn't know it but he's the reason why I've raised my dating standards. I almost never see him, but when I do it I notice how great husband, father and man he is. Before I paid attention to those things I thought it was impossible for men to be decent.

No. 2375381

I have developed a parasocial crush on Luigi despite my best efforts. That’s only because my SO looks like him, has a similar socioeconomic background, and they even have the same birthday kek. Although my Nigel doesn’t have the balls to upset the status quo and kill a CEO.
I need to stay away from those Luigi threads because I am unhealthily comparing the two and it’s messing with my head.

No. 2375444

My mom that wasn’t there for me when I first got depressed told me that she wants me to not suffer in silence but even the last time, during the panini, I suffered and she wasn’t there for me either. Probably because she had her own demons to fight but she is just not responsive when she gets like that. So it’s like what do I do yk. When I get like this, I usually don’t have an emergency plan. I’m trying to think of ways to create an emergency plan for when shit hits the fan.
So I’ve been looking up resources now and then. I still feel the stigma to use them though because it makes me feel weak. I wish I could just toughen up and eat depression. Also my therapist thought I wasn’t depressed so that doesn’t help actually no one thinks I’m depressed just stressed, which I am.
Only I know that the root cause is depression that shows itself as stress. I’m slowly acknowledging this year that I am depressed after all. But depression as a diagnoses feels heavy and sounds scary and I’m not officially diagnosed either but I know that I don’t feel worthy deep inside. That makes me even more depressed so I know it’s not just chronic stress. I’m not sure if my impostor syndrome will go away, I hope it does at some point.

No. 2375452

>>2375381
This is the greed they talk about in the Bible

No. 2375555

i would’ve fucked magdalen berns if she grew out her eyebrows

No. 2375615

>>2375555
>acting like you'd have a say in it

No. 2375639

>>2375615
sorry for being selfish in the hypothetical hookup with a dead woman scenario

No. 2375662

There is something fun about the idea of wrecking people’s relationships, it’s just so hilarious, why do you care so much??

No. 2375886

got my 1st celebrity crush in a decade kms

No. 2376102

I waited months for a specific perfume release and it ended up smelling horrendous. Devastating

>>2347971
nonna ew. The one and only patron saint of lolcow is PT. Alex is similarly fat, retarded and schizophrenic sure, but she has none of our queen's natural charisma.

No. 2376132

As a kid I used to do lots of things that classified as self-harm because I was harming myself but I don't recall it coming from a place of depression or other mental illness. I'd occasionally cut just to see the blood out of some weird bored curiosity, I'd see how long I could stay up for and would end up passing out cold after 24 hours. I was the kid who asked if anyone wanted to see me shove skittles up their nose for 20 cents in kindergarten if that has any relevance. I was just retarded methinks

No. 2376194

I love my mom. I thank all the lucky stars that put me in her womb, but maybe I was already destined to have been born as her child since women are born with all their ova, so I was always with her from the get go.
She’s patient, loving and despite my insecurities and problems she always encourages me to, without putting any pressure into me, she always tells me that as long as I’m healthy and happy she’s satisfied. She even put up with me when I was a grumpy teenager kek.
She has put me through college and she’s paying for my room too.
I hope I can live up to be a good daughter and I hope she can be proud of me.

No. 2376239

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There’s this girl in my course, she has a pretty face, she looks like an uglier version of Leighton Meester, but she’s so fat.
Her stomach protrudes and her arms are fat too, she almost wobbles when she walks. It’s such a shame.

No. 2376249

>>2376239
Why's it such a shame though? What would she do if she was skinnier anyway? Get pumped and dumped by more assholes? Sell her body on onlyfans? Get a few more likes on her social media? She's not exactly missing out on anything.

No. 2376251

>>2376239
Why are you describing yourself in third person?

No. 2376256

>>2376249
The only ones keeping up the lies of beauty standards are other women, not men, because who gives a shit if a woman is slowly killing herself by being fat? They can’t help the gnawing feeling that men don’t really care if they look skinny, pretty, men have no standards and will fuck and date anything in sight. It’s always other women applying pressure on other women to give a shit and perform in the big fat lie, I hope that fatty refuses and tells anon to kill herself (and she she does her dead body would be found arousing by the moids she likely worships)(ban evading personalityfag)

No. 2376267

>>2376239
I think you are a lesbo

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>>2376256
>slowly killing herself
look, please stop forcing me to defend fatties. the average reduction in life expectancy for obese people is only about 3 years which is nothing. also with ozempic and dozens of other weight loss treatments coming out, such deaths will be a thing of the past. stop worrying about other people's weight, if they want to lose weight they have the easy option to now.

No. 2376273

>>2376251
>>2376256
>>2376249
Kek I didn’t know I would call the fattie brigade over. It’s really not a moid thing or anything, I just found her face beautiful and we sets near often so I tend to look. It’s just that she would literally look better if she lost the extra weight, healthy is synonymous with beauty as much as the body positivity movement preaches otherwise and visceral fat on a young woman is pretty sad.
But it’s not like I’ve told her or bullied her, she can keep gorging herself with food with no care, my “evil” thoughts won’t reach her don’t worry kek.
But your reactions are kind of fascinating.

No. 2376274

>>2376267
I am bi kek

No. 2376277

>>2376249
>Get pumped and dumped by more assholes? Sell her body on onlyfans? Get a few more likes on her social media?
Woah slow down kek

No. 2376291

>>2376273
You are not concerned about her health retard, i doubt you think about that of every fat woman or fat moid. You are just angry because you want to fuck her, like how moids chimp out at amberlynn.

No. 2376302

>>2376291
I can appreciate beauty without being an ape that wants to only fuck thanks, don’t compare me to a scrote. Are you one of those who thinks that women can’t have any preferences kek, since we’re all women yaas!!
This is a confession thread, I’ve not harmed anyone, but I think I must have hit a soft spot for you.
>doubt you think about that of every fat woman or fat moid
Uh..yeah? Fatness is ugly to me. Fat scrotes disgust me so I don’t really care in the first place. Fat women can be beautiful, but they often look better when they lose the weight.

No. 2376441

I think I want a partner who's emotionally unavailable. Not because I'm addicted to the codependent highs or because I think I can change them, but because I'm emotionally unavailable too.
Just a fantasy though.

No. 2376575

I’ve always wanted to shout “DOES ANYONE WANNA MAKE OUT WITH ME???” in public and see how it goes kek

No. 2376781

I really want to become sober, I work at a job where you drink and it's really affecting me. I don't have some kind of day-to-day drink habit at all, but at work we drink so much to be sociable and I'm not social at all so I rely on it. I haven't told any of my friends or coworkers about feeling this way, because they think I'm a hot girl party animal blah blah but I'm really just trying to cover my nerves.

No. 2376825

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i always end up getting really fucking annoyed/over any moid i'm in a relationship with by a year mark. just like 100% done and over them, every single time. which is usually fine but i can't leave the current one bcus of financial and practical reasons. it made me question whether i was using him, until i realized he's literally doing the same thing in one way or another. so i will have to grin and bear it for another year.
kms but also i might just go ahead and cheat on him, i don't think in the grand scheme of things cheating is as bad as people make it out to be unless you're married or don't use protection. every time i've ever heard of a girl cheating on a guy my first thought is always "well what did he do to deserve it" or "that's probably not the whole story"

No. 2376870

Thought it was called valen-times day until I was like 15 years old lol

No. 2376877

this might be unpopular but i hate when smackheads and crackheads and methheads and every other skeevy drug addicted fucker sits and camps in luna’s thread for anywhere between a week and a month to oh so kindly blog about- sorry i mean educate everyone on their experiences in being an unemployed drug addicted freeloader. sure, i guess it’s relatively educational to learn about the extreme minute details of what it’s like to have to piss in cups so you can get your free smackhead medicine but jesus fucking christ. there have been 1000 posters blogging about their druggie adventures before you and there will unfortunately be another 1000 after you. we don’t need to see yet another ‘dear diary, today i saw anons talking about luna’s gangrenous nail and it reminded me (29f, ex junkie for 48288483 days now) of the time that i decided to stop injecting cat piss meth into my neck and the gov’t decided to give me one billion dollars because i’m such a well behaved smackhead and NOT like those other addicts-‘ BEGONE!

No. 2376903

>>2376575
Reminded me that one time I was in the train and a group of young adult gendies got in making a ruckus. Then one of them shouts "SHUT UP I'M GAY" and everyone in the train becomes dead silent, including his friends. Not a single laugh of chuckle. They resumed being annoying a few seconds after. Intense cringe and second hand embarrassment.

No. 2376942

i feel an immense amount of superiority over people that are shorter than (i'm 5'1)

No. 2376962

>>2376877
I have learned so many things about that sort of lifestyle against my will from anons in that thread and I hate when they act like it's common knowledge

No. 2377102

>>2376441
Nonna I'm emotionally unavailable too, wanna hang out?

No. 2377122

I want this skin color.

No. 2377197

>>2377122
I understand. My skintone is very similar to sand, just medium I guess, and I find it boring. If I could choose a skintone for myself, I'd go for either extremely pale or extremely dark for contrast. This specific complexion has a nice, healthy glow naturally and looks beautiful in jewel colors

No. 2377210

>>2376962
omg yes it’s the way they act like it’s common knowledge and the most average normal experience in the world. especially worse when it attracts other crackheads and they start reminiscing about doing hard drugs and going to ‘the clinic’ or whatever. like can you clowns go back to your containment subreddits please… i don’t need to be experiencing this on my mongolian basketweaving forum…

No. 2377264

i genuinely believe everyone in the vtuber thread is a pickme or a larping moid

No. 2377270

>>2377102
You two won’t hang out because you’re both unavailable

No. 2377271

>>2377102
same, i just want friends who won't get too attached to me. like, i know i'm awesome but i go where the wind carries me

No. 2377276

>>2377271
nta and same nonna, even the people i've been closest with drifted because i'm such a free spirit. i'm the type of person who will do whatever other people want to do, and not to completely misplace the blame, but if they wanted more of me, they could have reached out

No. 2377297

>>2377264
Why? I have the thread hidden

No. 2377339

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I go on Chinese websites for specific fashion content because on western websites it’s mostly full of fatties, politics, troons, terrible outfits or all of the above. I know it’s mean, but I really just want pretty pics and Asians go crazy with aesthetics.

No. 2377379

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>>2377297
there's no way women see boring pedo-pandering characters. like this and think "so adorable". women do not want to watch anime children making sex jokes and doing weird fake voices.

No. 2377382

>>2377339
This is perfectly fair. Just don't let it rot your brain since you know it's all fake kek

No. 2377451

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Well, looks like I'm into doing crazy shit with bots, what now.

No. 2377467

if i had been born just 5 years earlier, my cowish behavior wouldn't have been a problem

No. 2377515

>>2377379
I would agree with you, but I happen to know a woman IRL who’s into Gura and IronMouse. I think some otaku women see weeb degeneracy/consume degenerate shows so much that they just become used to it. Though she did get into them around COVID so it’s possible loneliness was the initial reason.

No. 2377534

>>2377515
i would kill myself if my brain was that warped

No. 2377567

>>2377515
>I think some otaku women see weeb degeneracy/consume degenerate shows so much that they just become used to it
as someone who was a fan or had a "oshi" this is actually true,im not going to name which vtuber it was but i was heavily invested in her streams while covid was going on so much i got to know her personally because i was the only engaged female fan in her moid ridden fanbase but unlike the moids i never got myself romantically or parasocially involved even though im lesbian i always saw her as a character so when she started doing some gross pander shit i didnt take in account that this was a real person saying lolishit and misogynistic jokes and not a character made by a nipponese moid and i was also a bit oblivious to these jokes since im esl until her moid fans repeated them and i got what they meant my breaking point was her playing into "cunny" (literally means child vagina) jokes when before she'd used to demean these moids and playing a game with pedo beast shit in it (and now she crys to me in dms that she lost her female fans yeah no shit you pedo pickme bitch) cognitive dissonance and loneliness can be dangerous in these circles if youre a fan of vtuber you must keep yourselves aware at all times that youre watching a real person trying to act like a toddler and pandering to the lowest caste of moids who do actual real harm in the world do not support pedo panderers at any cost because it only harms real women

No. 2377581

Lowkey jealous of my personal cow because she's a TIF who found another TIF gf as spergy as her and I want this kind of relationship (not the tranny part ofc).

No. 2377596

>>2377339
What kinds of websites?

No. 2377836

>>2377581
kinda cute

No. 2377930

My parasocial relationship with a guy from my video game is worsening. He texts so cute and he always says hello to me back; I even asked him how are you once. When he goes afk I always make sure to protect him.. ugh I love him and his heavy European accent so much. He hasn't heard me before and he calls me bro. He purposely team killed me once and it almost made me cry, but when I switched different squads he apologized to me in the chat. I love him I love him I love him

No. 2377970

never thought i'd say this but i'm actually starting to feel bad for the farmhands in the last few months

No. 2378104

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I got whiskey drunk last night and attempted to buy an electric piano on Amazon payments ($80 for 5 months) but when I woke up realized I fucked up and paid $450 up front. Now I have like $300 dollars left in my account until I get paid in two weeks. I’m waiting for it to be delivered so I can immediately return it and pray the refund can be put back on my card asap. I’m such a dumbass. Pray for me nonas.

No. 2378113

>>2377930
do you even know what he looks like

No. 2378114

>>2378104
This is why I'm terrified of getting drunk

No. 2378124

I'm so fucking clumsy sometimes. At this point I should be proofed like a child from any slightly dangerous objects.

No. 2378146

The last four guys I dated some only 2 or 3 dates with no physical affection whatsoever I just manipulated to get myself weed because I was finding it hard to keep a regular supply. I've got that all sorted now for life so I don't have need to use men. I don't have it in me to want presents and whatever else but I feel like it's alright to be selfish when dealing in criminality, like this ain't romantic. I'm retconning my story that the last 4 years I've actually just been single and casually playing the field. Not one of the men was anyone that made sense for me to date and one would routinely ruin things I'd care about but I guess that's on me for mixing feelings with business.

No. 2378165

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I'm cheating on my Nigel by thinking about Dio Brando during our sex. It helps me climax also

No. 2378188

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I subscribed to an onlyfans in a manic episode and i dont regret it.

No. 2378222

>>2378188
who was it?

No. 2378223

>>2378188
you subbed to amberlynns OF? damn nona

No. 2378229

>>2378222
No, i am going to get shit on for it.
>>2378223
The queen would never do that she doesnt need to show her fat rolls to get lesbian feeders at her feet.

No. 2378231

>>2378229
Nta but you're anonymous. Who cares if someone judges you on here kek just tell us

No. 2378239

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>>2378231
Ok its this fag i find super cute and have been obsessing over for a few weeks. In my humble defense i am stressed and just started college and every moid in my school is ugly and rancid. I also started listening to Lana del Ray because he likes her music. I always fall in love with homos, why was i cursed with liking cute guys instead of masculine pigs.

No. 2378241

>>2378239
he's so scrawny and skinny I need him to ruin my life

No. 2378246

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>>2378241
He tops too wich absolutely sucks because i feel like tif self inserting as the guy he fucks and wanting to be him.

No. 2378255

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i wish i was a fujoshi, they seem to be having fun… when i look at two men going at it i just feel like a cuck. i even got troonfoiled once for saying i don't like yaoi

No. 2378258

>>2378255
they arent real anon, you cant get cucked from pixels

No. 2378278

One of my fwb sending me pictures in military uniform. Damn yes, make me wet but go die for our country pls.

No. 2378348

I like the Celebricows thread even though I don't follow celebrities anywhere else. I don't even watch movies or tv shows, I just play vidya so sometimes I don't even know who some rando is. Idk what it is about it that I like to be honest.

No. 2378367

>>2378239
Oh he's cute, shame he's an aids-riddled faggot

No. 2378379

I did something really bad today. While I was grocery shopping today, me and a woman on a motorized cart were going in the same direction to the checkout line. I honestly wasn't sure if she was going past me or if she was getting in the Sam's line as me, but I rushed to get in front of her. She ended up sitting there for a few moments and then going to a different line. It was fucked up for me to cut her off, I should've offered to let her go in front. I feel extremely guilty.

No. 2378388

>>2378239
his face looks punchable but his body is cute. i support objectifying men so i say have fun ogling ur twinky moid if it's keeping you stable nonny

No. 2378510

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I'm in a group of friends and it's amazing, I love them and we all get along great. However, sometimes I get insecure and feel like I'm secretly the least liked, the fifth wheel. The group consists of two sets of best friends and me. They both have conversations in their messages that they'll screencap for the chat and sometimes I worry they're talking about me too.

No. 2378527

>>2378510
I've always felt like the third wheel in group settings even with an even number of people.

No. 2378667

I wanted to masturbate to a real life version of my husbando but I don't think porn is ethical and I'm not paying for a cosplay moids onlyfans. So I created a sim that looks like how I would imagine him to look if he was real, downloaded wickedwhims, and had him fuck my simsona. I actually liked it and I think I've hit a new low, even for my usual husbandofaggotry

No. 2378679

>>2378379
This is nothing to feel guilty about because you didn't cause her any harm. She had to go to different line. She's fine.

No. 2378846

Sometimes when I'm bored I make a burner reddit account and comment "lmao" on men's insufferable rants about muh loneliness in r/self. The weapons grade meltdowns it causes are so funny, I even had one PM me to say he was going to end it all kek

No. 2379152

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There's currently a collective dogpiling of my scrote cousin happening in my family. he has finally pissed off everyone and we are all cutting him off aside from his mom and I want to bring up that he molested me when we were both younger but I'm too scared I don't want to make my parents sad

No. 2379168

I'm pretty sure I got roofied last night. One minute I was talking at the bar and the next I woke up on the floor of my bedroom. There was vomit on my clothes, a towel, and the bed. My friend had driven me back I believe and she set up a puke bucket by the bed with a glass of water. I'm decently sure it was her male friend that bought the drink or the staff themselves. I'm not drinking with her again.

No. 2379207

>>2379152
I think your parents would be much more sad that you would bottle up something like that from them. I'm sure if you told your parents what happened they would probably be pretty upset, but they'll be upset because they love you and care for you. They'll also be grateful that you would be comfortable enough with them to discuss such a personal and traumatizing issue with them. If you never told them and they somehow managed to find out later on, they would be so much more devastated because of the fact that you had to suffer for so long alone and without their help.
Also the last thing that I would want is for that scrote to get away with doing something absolutely horrid like that. Make sure that your family realizes how horrible your cousin is and that he deserves no forgiveness or second chances. No one deserves to be hurt like you did, and disgusting men like him need to face the consequences of their actions as much as humanly possible.

No. 2379227

>>2379207
Nona this was such a thoughtful response it's making me emo. I'm seriously considering telling my mom since she has long suspected something bad happened between my cousin and me. There were two times over the years when she asked me if my cousin ever touched me inappropriately but both times I told her no and got defensive that she would even ask. I don't know what prompted her to ask either time but I think i'd have an easier time telling her. I just don't want my dad to find out I don't think he could handle it he's really prone to hysterics I'm scared he'd go to jail tbh he already has such a deep hatred for my cousin over recent shenanigans

No. 2379228

>>2379168
Nonna, that is not your friend. She should've at the very least stayed with you until you were conscious and made sure you were alright. You could've easily aspirated vomit and died. I would not trust someone like that to protect you, consider calling the police and get STD tested. You might've been assaulted. I'm so sorry this happened to you and I hope I'm wrong

No. 2379266

>>2379227
Yeah I think it would probably be best if you told your mom especially if she's already suspecting something. I think it would put both of your minds at ease when you both talk it out even if it might be kind of uncomfortable or distressing at first.
I'm not sure what your dad is like ofc, though if you are seriously concerned about him doing something rash then it would probably be best to only tell your mom for now. Discussing your concerns on how to inform your dad without making him do anything crazy is something you should also probably bring up with your mom. I'm assuming she would probably know best on how to tell him without setting him off too much since she would likely be most well trained on how to handle his hysterics. You should probably tell your dad at some point though since it's probably not a great idea if you hide this sort of thing from one parent and tell the other. If he found out you were doing something like that he might feel upset by that too. You don't need to tell him right away, just maybe figure out some strategy to break it to him calmly and gently.
I'm wishing the best for you nonna and I hope everything works out for you. It sounds like your life might be a bit tough right now, but I know that you'll come out of it a lot stronger and a lot better afterward ♥

No. 2379302

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A certain college degree which was always 70-80% women in my country (actually, It still is) started to become an interesting option to moids ever since It hit the news on how underrated It is or how many people who conclude It can easily find jobs.
Everytime I now see a moid asking about the degree in imageboards or forums, I quickly jump to misinform and spread fear mongering because I don't want them there.

No. 2379325

>>2379302
What degree is it nonnie. Nursing?

No. 2379383

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>>2379302
Me too kek. A few years ago when I was a fresher all the SWE/CS moids acted insufferably smug about their degrees and made fun of other STEM and non-STEM students, even those adjacent to their field, for their ‘Starbucks degrees’. You couldn’t stand in line at the cafeteria without some bitch talking about his hypothetical FAANG internship and daydreaming about a big salary out loud. If you were a female student it was even worse because they used it to try and pick up girls.
Now they’re crying and pissing their pants because the IT bubble has burst and their jobs are being outsourced to India and/or threatened by AI. Exact same moids (as in name, surname, SSN) that laughed in my face a few years earlier are now asking me about my workplace and trying to get references kek. I just tell them we’re struggling too and nobody is hiring but the truth is my industry is doing okay, I just don’t want my QOL to suffer by having an annoying retard at work.
What’s wrong buddy, I thought my degree was for dumb bitch females who wanted to get into SWE but weren’t smart enough?

No. 2379400

>>2378846
Just found my new hobby

No. 2379682

I love the ACOTAR books. I know they’re bad, don’t care

No. 2379684

>>2379682
They're alright. I hate the moid misogyny and pickmeism in them but they are quite entertaining character wise and world wise in other ways

No. 2379690

Over a year ago now, I was lurking on the doodle board and as I was zooming in on a really cute one I accidentally scribbled on it. I exited so quick after that I’m so sorry artist nonnie

No. 2379697

>>2379690
You couldn't have just pressed undo or deleted your layer?

No. 2379703

>>2379697
I’m retarded and I panicked

No. 2379781

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I hate that I apparently have so high standards for a partner. My ex boyfriend was all the nice things you can ask for, but I hated his lack of purpose or goals, or just that he wasn't hard working kek. He was lucky and didn't have to much to live comfortably though. Sometimes I wonder if I should date him again, marry him, and move to his country which is way better than mine, just because I doubt I'll ever find someone I actually love, respect and admire.

No. 2380285

every single time I try a new food I get nervous that I'll be deathly allergic to it (I have no known allergies kek)

No. 2380361

>>2379781
I hate to break it to you but that's not a high standard. Wanting a partner who has some sort of ambition and goals is normal, you're both adults and need to know if your lives will be compatible. There's nothing weird about dumping a guy who's basically human tumbleweed. I hope you eventually find someone you can love and respect and who loves and respects you back. But please don't lower your standards just to have an accessory moid at your side.

No. 2380385

ummmm. went to college with a bunch of rich kids somehow. celebrity siblings, etc. and a guy who was very tumblr famous. I was hanging at my dealer buddy's place down the road one beautiful 4/20 afternoon when he walked through the door. faded af I was like "oh. hey. I used to follow you on tumblr."

No. 2380400

>>2379781
It’s hard to find someone who is worth your time. Most people are settling HARD but are in complete denial about it. It sucks but you’re not alone, I feel the same way. Hang in there nonna and focus on hobbies and other things for fulfilment until then.

No. 2380488

My friend is nice and all, but she's also kind of dumb, and it frustrates me on occasion. I'm not a genius, but there is general knowledge that one should know at her age. She also struggles to do very basic math procedures sometimes.

No. 2380586

I feel so embarrassed that I got married at 20. My Nigel and I were long distance for 5 years, and getting a marriage visa was the only way my Nigel could come to my country. I don’t regret being married, and I don’t feel like it was a mistake, but it’s so humiliating telling people I’m married. It doesn’t help that I look younger than I am so people are even more shocked. I’m 22 now and just pretend he’s my boyfriend to people to stop cringe conversations and embarrassment. It’s even humiliating admitting it on this site. It makes me feel so trashy and like those Christian conservative women that marry at 19, have a few kids and then get divorced by 25. I don’t even wear a wedding ring so people don’t comment on it

No. 2380659

I have the music taste of the world’s most annoying faggot - exclusively mainstream pop and oversexualised EDM produced by troons. I’m physically incapable of enjoying a song I can’t shake my ass to.

No. 2380703

>>2380586
Nona grow a backbone. On the other hand it’s annoying to explain over and over. Your man totally used you for a permanent residence though so that’s more alarming.

No. 2380818

My boyfriend told me the other day that one of his male friends had a crush on another one of his male friends years ago and he was telling me in a "isn't that weird?" way but ngl I was kind of fujoing out.

No. 2380837

>>2380703
He's from a better country than me. It made more sense to move to my country considering he was finished with college, and I was still completing it. Once I get eu citizenship I'm moving to his country

No. 2380873

The only fictional character I've ever related to in my life is Meg Griffin

No. 2380923

I married the 20 something year old moid that was obsessed with me for years even though I'm 10 years older than him. He's in his mid 20's now. He promised to treat me like royalty and he kept his promise sooooo I'm okay with it.

No. 2380927

>>2380586
I'm sorry but in my experience, when you marry young, you divorce young too. You're just too young to know who you really are, and so is your partner. You could become totally different people. I still hope it works out for you two.

No. 2380928

>>2380818
I would've fujoed out too lol. Are they cute? If his friends were ugly then I'm invalidating you but if they were cute then I'm right there with you

No. 2380932

>>2380923
That's very sweet anon, what did he do to eventually win you over?

No. 2380940

>>2380932
It was years of the little things. He was already handsome, but got more muscles just because he heard me say I like it. He made a list of all my favorite foods and gave them to me daily. Cuddled and slept with me with no sex, just so I can feel safe (took years cuz I was abused a lot. So he helped me with physical touch). Talked to me daily, became my best friend, like. I can't describe it… that and he looks like Iron fist so I was going to fold eventually

No. 2380980

Sometimes i wonder if im settling for my boyfriend. But hes the only guy whose been nice and shown interest in me that wasn’t sex off the bat. He’s nice but the sex isnt great and i wonder if im too old (36) to try and find a man with money. At this point i dont see us getting married until we’re 70.

No. 2380983

I have no empathy for others and this started like a few months ago. Nothing really triggers me to have compassion for people anymore and I think it’s just facing life for what it really is, a huge shitshow that where nobody really cared about anyone to begin with. If someone dies, I don’t care and I don’t understand why we need to be mournful that they’re dead, death is a natural part of life. Death is the final start of them finally being relieved they no longer live in such a sterile, desolate crazy ass world and I highly envy them that death defied to gift them early. Iamedgyandthisisdeep levels but seriously, why are we celebrating life again when people who live in supposedly first world countries are living off of thailand street vendor shop wages? Tf? It’s never going to end.

No. 2380993

I am watching The Aristocats on a VHS copy I stole from a neighbor in 1998.

No. 2380994

>>2380983
I understand your frustration. For me, it's made me care for people more. If we all surrender our care and concern for eachother and let them continue to do this to us, they will. We are not just worker ants for these people. Every individuals life matters.

No. 2380995

I hate my ex so much and I thought the feeling was mutual. We have the same group of friends and he tells everyone, including me that he can't hear my voice.
I had to deal with his angry girlfriend because she caught him wanking off to old pictures and voice messages of me. I told her don't be mad at me, he should cut his balls off or something.
Why the fuck, to all this?

No. 2381002

>>2380994
I’m sorry anon but I’m going to be the necessary evil now, every individual does not matter and many of them are having their lives extended at the expense of everyone’s peace and happiness. It’s not just the rich which this applies to but average day citizens who feel like they would’ve never survived if it weren’t for this artificial society existing.

No. 2381013

>>2381002
But they do matter. Being a pawn to evil does not mean you deserve the treatment you receive. A defeatist attitude in droves is exactly why this is continuing to happen with no progress. It's beyond past due guillotine time.

No. 2381018

>>2380993
aw this made me feel really nostalgic. that movie is so cute

No. 2381146

I should wash my bedsheets a lot more often but I only wash them maybe every month, month and a half

No. 2381154

>>2381146
Same, it's such a lengthy and exhausting chore for me that I feel like I'm misunderstanding how it works for other people. Like, does everyone else replace the sheets but not the duvet cover? Because I always replace the cover at the same time as the sheets and that's probably the hardest part. I also heard americans don't have top sheets at all? And I don't have a dryer so I need a warm enough day that my sheets will actually dry, which isn't common in winter.

I'm otherwise a really neat and clean person but it's just such a pain in the ass. I shower at night and I don't have sex so hopefully I'm not getting my sheets that dirty in the first place.

No. 2381155

>>2381146
same! the sheets themselves are fine but i hate doing the duvet cover. it tires me out it’s like a workout

No. 2381158

>>2381154
I'm a cheapskate but my duvet cover got too hot for me and ripped so I've mostly been using layers of thinner blankets to supplement one and I remove and replace them as I please. It looks kind of autisitc but it helps with my body temp weirdness. They're easier to wash too

No. 2381159

>>2381158
i’m >>2381155 and i basically do the same thing. its summer for me right now too so the last time i washed my sheets i didnt put my duvet cover on and have just been using the cover itself as a blanket

No. 2381164

I used to splash water on people when I was in eighth grade (not as a prank) and got the entire grade to hate me. Needless to say I was not very well liked in group projects and PE

No. 2381228

>>2381164
>not as a prank
Then for what?

No. 2381236

>>2381228
I was deeply paranoid and severely anxious at that age, probably from a result of my upbringing but I don't even know. I was terrified and suspicious of everyone who approached me for some reason and always thought they had harmful intentions. I'd ask them why they were talking to me, then they'd say they wanted to say hi and be friends, and my 13yo brain rationalised the only reason one would want to get close is to harm me, so mental defences up and I got physical kek. So as a result I kept everyone away from me

No. 2381270

I liked Mario and Luigi as a child and become an italy-boo because of it. Pastaboo? I'd pretend I knew the language online from a few words and google translate, sperg about its culture etc. I was 11 and it was well over a decade ago but I still want to shoot myself from the cringe memories

No. 2381293

One of my favourite fonts is Verdana because as a child I was on fanfiction dot net all the time and it's stuck forveer. Unfortunately every document I write has a requirement of Calibri or Times New Roman.

No. 2381344

Sometimes I fantasise about kidnapping the sons of boymoms and revelling in their pain. Teenage edgelord cringe fantasy I know. I'll just take the sons to fairyland and let them get taught how to be decent humans or something

No. 2381353

>>2381236
I'm so sorry anon but the idea of your brain being like "defensive mode ACTIVATE" and spraying people with water for no reason made me kek so hard

No. 2381364

>>2381353
Kek it makes me laugh too. I was extremely mentally ill as a preteen and now that I think about it none of the teachers thought it was weird I thought everyone was out to kill me lol

No. 2381408

I hate my mother's voice. There is not a single moment in my life where I wanted to hear it. All my happiest memories are those where she isn't around.

No. 2381419

>>2380940
Lucky bastard. I hate you.

No. 2381468

I came on to use this website for a bit last night and it was actually enjoyable and funny using it normally. Maybe the key to using this website is to use it at night time

No. 2381899

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I keep going to /soc/ to give useless advice to depressed e-girls that post their nudes there. A part of me hopes that I can pinkpill them into hating moids but it never works, I still try though.

No. 2381947

I drink at work. I am drunk at work right now

No. 2381955

>>2381947
Hope you're not a bus driver

No. 2381962

>>2381955
I just push papers also have 5 hours to sober up, no worries

No. 2381994

>>2381899
Retards who post nudes for free will never hate men kekkk, they’re starving for male validation in the way anachans can’t wait to have their single rice crisp with zero coke.

No. 2381997

>>2381270
As an Italian this is funny. Were you just naming random food name?

No. 2382003

>>2381994
I know that but I'm a bleeding heart and when I see a woman doing shit like this I feel the need to step in. I know it doesn't help but I can't help myself.

No. 2382013

>>2382003
Samefag but I'll probably stop doing it after I start volunteering in a women's shelter like I'm planning, I just have a huge savior complex that needs to be fulfilled somehow.
And hey, at least I'm not trying to change coomer moids.

No. 2382158

>>2381947
get help

No. 2382216

I'm in love with my boss. I think he has feelings for me too. But I've been in an amazing relationship for ten years, and he's married with kids. I would never ever do anything that could harm a family. My boyfriend is the best person I've ever met and I want to spend the rest of my life with him. But still, I'm in love with him. In the couple of years I've known him, I never flirted or tried anything, but we did become friends. He adores his family and has always kept some distance, but I catch him looking at me from time to time. I'm content with our work relationship and our friendship, grateful to have him in my life, and hopeful that one day the feelings with go away and I will just have a great friend. But there's some days where it really hurts knowing I'll never be able to kiss him and tell him how I really feel.

No. 2382217

>>2382158
I can't. My mom has cancer and I can't make a spectacle of myself. And I won't go in a ward or hospital to be raped, thanks

No. 2382226

>>2382217
you don't need to go into a ward or hospital to get help for alcoholism. How much do you drink every day? I understand where you're coming from but if you get fired for being drunk at work, that will be a spectacle for sure.

No. 2382257

>>2382216
Quit and find another job, this will end badly. No offense but you’re probably the one romanticizing it while he sees you as a sexual fantasy.

No. 2382259

>>2382217
Yeah because it's super fucking rational to worry more about being raped in a hospital (as if that's even a common thing??) than the fact that you are an alcoholic, something that has a near guarantee of ruining your life and your health given enough time. Being drunk in public is a far more common scenario in which to get raped so maybe weigh up the risks a little more intelligently, or stop pretending you have any legit reason to avoid getting help aside from wanting to drink.

No. 2382264

>>2382259
This post made me laugh you're such a busybody

No. 2382277

>>2382216
You're going to get hurt even more severely if something DOES happen, anon. Scrotes don't leave their comfortable families for side chicks.

No. 2382288

>>2382216
How old is your boss? This is my relationship with my boss except I do not reciprocate it. He literally confesses how much he loves me and cares about me, but it makes me very anxious. I suck it up for now because he's my director and I believe we are more as friends as he realizes how impossible the situation is, but I cannot imagine romanticizing this type of dynamic even if he were theoretically young, hot, and single. Even though I know I'm in my position for my own merits it bothers me that outsiders would look to it as favoritism for how much he gushes about me. He's apparently blabbed about me so much to his family that he mentioned even his wife thinks I'm his 'favorite.'
Still I'd take this over my female bosses of the past who always put me down and never elevated me in the workplace.
I hate this so much.

No. 2382297

>>2382216
Post a picture of him

No. 2382408

>>2382257
Thankfully, we won't be working together much longer. No offense taken, you might be right, though I don't get those vibes. But men are men, so you never truly know. In any case, I would never let anything happen. I just really needed to vent.

No. 2382414

>>2382277
I know. But I really would never get in between a family. I just need to get over it and move on.

No. 2382420

>>2381270
Nona… this is the same with me but me being latinaboo. I was super obsessed with anything latin american, named myself Hispanic name and hyping for Despacito or any latin american songs

No. 2382426

>>2382288
I'm actually older than him.
I think that what you're describing is different and not ok. I've never spoken about feelings with him or acted in any way that was unprofessional, and if he had, I would've been extremely disappointed.
I'm sorry you're going through this, nona, I can only imagine how uncomfortable it must be to work like this. I hope you're right and he knows it's an impossible situation, but if it gets too far, consider talking to someone because a work environment like that is not healthy and it sounds like he's taking advantage of his position to pressure you, whether he's conscious of it or not. Don't let what people think bother you. Focus on doing a good job and that's it. I hope it gets better.

No. 2382427

>>2382288
Can't you complain to HR for that? That is so fucking gross, anon I am so sorry. This is why I never want to work under a male boss.

No. 2382460

>>2381146
I was in a car accident and I haven't changed my sheets in 6 months. You're doing better than you think kek.

No. 2382500

Just remembered I used to post pictures very obviously showing self-harm cuts on Instagram and then act like it was an accident when asked about it. I was a teenager but the cringe still haunts me

No. 2382899

I have the biggest crush on this tumblr tif and she's probably the hottest person I've ever seen but she's t4t and only dates other tifs which is a shame…. I would love her even with her testosterone stache tbh…. worst part is that I'll probably never find a gf I'm attracted to who's not a gendie… almost all my exes trooned out and became Aidens in the last five years… starting to think the problem is me nonnies

No. 2382924

>>2382899
>she
The problem is definitely you. You keep enabling delusions of mentally vulnerable people and then wonder why they mutilate themselves. This thread is for you 'cause you're evil af.

No. 2382927

>>2382500
I never self harmed but if I had a nosebleed I'd post it for shits and giggles on my story and have all my mutuals wondering if I'm okay

No. 2382929

I am for sure getting reported for this but I get the mad urge to coom to amateur tranny porn when I'm ovulating or about to start my period kekkk. Sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night in a horny haze, seek it out, cum in under 3 minutes, then shame nuke my browsing data and feel a little bad when I remember it happened the next day. I like shaved moids with medium to small dicks okay!

No. 2382936

>>2382929
you're pornsick, you need to cut back, but your brain may never be fixed. when you get to this point it's because your brain is desensitized and craving crazier and crazier shit.

No. 2382944

>>2382936
KEK I forgot this is the thread where you get tard advice for your confessions, I should've used the get it off your chest thread. I'm not the least bit concerned about ermmm unbased scrotebrainized gooneroid pornsickness tbqhwy.(bait)

No. 2382947

>>2382944
you should be more concerned about your embarrassing taste in men and cringy zoomerspeak.

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No. 2383063

>>2381146
>>2381154
>>2381155
Turn the duvet cover inside out. Put your arms inside and hold the corners with your hands. Hold the top edges of the duvet and shake the cover on. It takes 2 minutes even if you have a massive duvet.

No. 2383066

>>2382259
Based. Addicts come up with the most insane excuses. I know because I am one.

No. 2383175

>>2382924
How is anon enabling delusions by calling a biological woman by female pronouns? TiF means trans identified female

No. 2383294

>>2382924
Anon above is right, a tif is a biological woman.

No. 2383331

someone had sent a complaint about our teacher for informal teaching and had created a letter to the supervisor speaking for the entire class. when this was brought up in class everyone has denied being in the letter including this one lady who is denying it but yesterday I have seen her discussing the poor teachings with another student and joking about it. Its interesting to see her attempt to deny it, especially considering our occupation where this is a gravely unprofessional protocol to do. I hope she resigns out of guilt. How incredibly fake

No. 2383627

My apartment roach infestation has gotten seemingly worse in the past few weeks. I got sick a week ago and I haven't had the energy to clean much, and holy shit I didn't think not doing anything for a few days would have it escalate this badly.
First, I found a baby roach on my snack bags while at work, the next day I notice a roach crawling from under where my bulletproof vest I wear to work is hung right as I'm getting ready to put it on, today, I find a baby roach crawling on my vest as I'm at work. I took off my vest and shook it to see if any more roaches would come out, but I saw no more, but I've been hyper focusing on trying to tame this roach problem for a while, even when I barely have any energy to make dinner.
I don't want to become this person who walks around and has roaches crawling all over them. But I'm literally that person right now, and I feel so ashamed. I did contact pest control in my apartment and they came twice in a month. I have decluttered here and there, but I know I should throw away more stuff.
I freaked out the other day after pest control came and there was a roach crawling on my computer chair, then realized more roaches have been making their home in the router that sits on my desk. I bought roach bait stations that are coming in the mail in a few days, I've been killing as many roaches I see wandering. I fear the apartment I'm in is fucked. I believe my upstairs neighbors may be the culprit, if not then maybe it's me. Maybe it's the old woman neighbor up and across from me, or maybe the person next to me. But I just want this to end now.

No. 2383631

i'm spiraling because i've been on birth control for about half a year and I think it's made me gain like 13 lbs. It's back to the myfitnesspal grind I guess. I'm also going to start doing at-home pilates tutorials hopefully my clothes will start fitting right again lol I know it sounds retarded but having jeans go from baggy to slightly difficult to button is genuine suicide bait its insane.

No. 2383640

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>>2383627
Hey nona I'd recommend getting this or something similar. Also, get some roach bait, the kind that they take back to the roach nest and poisons them all. If you are seeing little roaches there's almost certainly a nest somewhere nearby. Calling pest control is the right move!

No. 2383646

>>2383631
This is why I’m not on any BC kek, I’ll go without it as long as I have to.
Thank god for being celibate and scroteless. I think I would spiral if I gained weight , not that I hate fatties. I just don’t like fatty me.
Besides nonna BC increases water retention, so it makes it much easier to gain weight. Good luck on your journey!

No. 2383669

>>2383646
Thank you nonnita. I originally went on the pill to help with acne and my miserable menstrual cramps I was getting. It did help with the cramps but it did NOTHING for my acne. Anytime I bring up that I think the pill caused me to get fat my friends all say that's not possible and I've probably just been overeating which I don't think I have been? I am ultra-autistic when it comes to food I eat the same meals every week and that hasn't changed. I also have a pretty physical job [food service] so I'm not slacking there either. The BC is the only factor I can think of that has changed. I am scared to end it because I don't want my awful cramps to come back but I also cant handle my clothes fitting poorly it makes me feel insane.

No. 2383673

I stole $20 of hand sanitiser today

No. 2383681

I love biphobia against bisexual men. Get those disgusting cockroaches more!

No. 2383684

>>2383669
I have bad cramps too, but ibuprofen and water is sufficient at least for now.
The problem is that doctors don’t literally do anything other than telling you to get on birth control, it’s so annoying that female health is dismissed this much.

No. 2383685

>>2383681
Same, std riddled and worse than fags

No. 2383699

>>2383669
Nta but can you try switching the type of BC pill you're on? When I used to take BC for medical reasons I didn't experience weight gain - obviously side effects can differ depending on the person but if you brought it up with your doctor you might be able to see if a different type of pill would have less side effects. I hope you can sort it out because I relate to how horrible it feels to gain weight due to medication, I ended up stopping taking iron supplements despite being anemic because it just made me starving hungry all the time despite eating exactly the same as I always did.

No. 2383701

As a teenager I never used conditioner for some reason and would have extremely difficult tangled hair after a shower which I would just rip the knots out of because I was lazy and wanted it untangled quick and couldn't be bothered to take proper care of it.

No. 2383710

>>2383699
The BC I'm currently on is the 3rd different brand I've tried. The first two made me nauseous and didn't help with my cramps. I'm considering starting the Depo shot next and then if that goes sideways I'm going to try different pills again. I wish the current BC didn't make me a fattie because it really does work perfectly for my menstrual problems.

No. 2383731

>>2383701
Still do that when I forgot to brush my hair before getting into the shower lol

No. 2383734

>>2383731
To be fair, me scratching my scalp a bit to wash my hair tangles it anyway so it doesn't matter

No. 2383789

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Been banned from the r/TeachingUK subreddit at least 10 times and Mumsnet about 1000

No. 2383794

>>2383789
And how many times from lc?

No. 2383801

>>2383794
I am not admitting to anything

No. 2383859

I used to be insanely stingy with money in a mental illness irrational anxiety way in high school. We were below average in income but we could live decently, yet I would beg my parents not to spend too much on groceries and only buy what was necessary, not to buy me random shit (I remember getting upset and even angry when my mom bought me snacks or toys). We had a pretty cheap canteen at school but if I forgot to bring food I'd just starve in pain rather than buy anything, and the stinginess projected onto others too, so I would get upset if my friends offered to buy me anything too because they were wasting their money and that was sad and bad. I also HATED receiving gifts for the same reason. They could have been billionaires and I would've felt awful kek.

No. 2384008

I still love boomer metal and rock like Dio, Iron Maiden or Yes. I loved it when I was 14-18, then I started to think it's cringe and I was ashamed of it and then had my phase of le niche le alternative music that no one knows about. And now I love boomer rock again. I went to Iron Maiden concert and fucking loved it. I still think it's gay and over the top but in a good way

No. 2384086

>>2383789
how do you create new accounts without getting immediately suspended?

No. 2384101


No. 2384108

>>2384008
Never liked IM but I love Dio. Old school metal and dadrawk in general are so OTT in a good way that I can't hate them as genres, but I am a dedicated hater of every musical pedo of the era which a lot of rock and metal musicians sadly were. Still like some of the songs though.

My confession is that I have no guilty pleasures. Everything I like gets thrown in the queue and I don't care who knows. I do in fact listen to everything, yes even Mongolian throat singing, yes even mumble rap if I like it. I've even been known to like a few Kid Rock songs. I'm not American or a Trumper, I just like what I like. Cry about it.

No. 2384114

>>2384108
What are your thoughts on Oingo Boingo

No. 2384134

I'm going to stop going to therapy and start smoking again. I don't have the bandwidth for the biweekly emotional torture session right now, sorry.

No. 2384143

>>2384114
Love a lot of their music but not everything. Dead man's party is my favorite.

No. 2384157

I actually find 2D men more attractive than irl men, not even memeing right now. I tried dating 3D men a couple of times (never had sex though), kissed, touched, but I was always thinking about my husbandos. And there was always a moment when a dude I was dating discovered my obsession with 2D characters, like seeing stuff on my computer, and he would be weirded out. Sometimes I couldn't even hold myself from scrolling images of my husbando on my phone while my bf was talking to me. When I kissed him I imagined one of my husbandos. I think I'm past a certain age now and I will never stop doing this and I will never be actually intimate with an irl dude, I will never have family or kids

No. 2384177

>>2383681
nothing repulses me more than a guy that's willing to take it up the ass. even if he's the hottest man to ever grace this earth and he treats me like a goddess, if i ever found out that a guy that i'm dating is bi i'm dumping him kek

No. 2384182

>>2384157
Same. I never felt excited by real men, I didn't have crushes growing up and I only really ever dated them out of FOMO and boredom. My husbandos always satisfied my needs.
>I will never have family or kids
I'd like kids one day but I can't imagine being married to a 3D scrote, the thought makes me feel ill. Perks of being a sperg.

No. 2384205

Maybe I stop being sectarian and having a chip on my shoulder and accept i think southern Irish lads are way hotter than the northern counterparts and move down south. I want a tall pale hairy man. Men up north are benders

No. 2384254

I think it's sad that most moids say "I wish I had a Asuka/misato/whatever gf" but nobody says I wish I had a Shinji bf.

No. 2384287

I love reading infights on topics that are completely irrelevant to me

No. 2384413

>>2384254
Why the fuck would you want a shinji bf

No. 2384492

>>2384413
Some people like a pathetic loser boyfriend

No. 2384501

>>2384413
I wouldn't but all I'm saying it's kinda sad nobody does

No. 2384506

>>2384501
I think I have seen some gay shota fags say they want a Shinji bf. I also once saw a Japanese cosplayer who was absolutely obsessed with Shinji. I think that's more her wanting to self-insert herself as being with Kaworu rather than wanting a Shinji bf though.

No. 2384532

>>2384157
Same, once I accepted that I'd never have normal romantic relationships everything in my life felt better. It really helps too that I never wanted to get married or have children, I never felt the need to settle down.

No. 2384564

Yesterday i went onto a gore site for the first time and for some reason i kept scrolling and looking for more videos even though i was horrified and shaking and i still dont understand why i would do something so retarded? Though the entire time i was there, i completely avoided videos with women in them kek.

No. 2384565

>>2384564
I used to go on bestgore a lot just to watch the fighting and animal attacks and look at pictures of severe injuries. There’s this really funny video of a bunch of drunk ass women fighting with these homosexuals and there was a homeless man sleeping in a doorway who got abruptly woken up by the noise and someone commented “they’re fighting over his dick” idk it was so funny.

No. 2384567

>>2384501
He's popular with the certain type of crowd that likes the meek and impressionable vibe he gives off.

No. 2384569

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>>2384157
Me with Xavier. No scrote can ever compare, he set the standards too high. Apart from the looks , which are top tier, I just love his personality, so soft spoken and gentle , yet passionate and fierce. The only good men are the fictional ones.

No. 2384571

>>2384177
Me too nonna, it dries me up like The Sahara desert, I find it disgusting.
The most annoying thing that makes me hate them is not that though, it’s that they never tell you they’re bi until you find them cheating or words come out that they’re a public toilet who fuck anything that walks(since they don’t owe you anything you know?). But I can recognize them easily fortunately.
Also they always complain about hetero women not wanting them on social media, it reeks to f desperation and it’s pathetic.
Bi scrotes are all depraved also, they’re the ones who are into extreme kinks, open relationships, polyamory and other bullshit like this. Some women think that they’re in tune with their femininity but these scrotes are just like the straight ones, misogynistic as fuck.

No. 2384573

>>2384564
>Though the entire time i was there, i completely avoided videos with women in them kek
This is so feminism of you

No. 2384585

>>2384573
Should anon watch gore videos where women get hurt in the name of feminism then?

No. 2384591

>>2384585
She's not being sarcastic, she's making a funny joke saying that only watching male suffering is pro-woman.

No. 2384726

I want to start a LARP. All of the ones around here are boffers and I just want to play in a game that isn't centered around combat mechanics for once. Posting as a confession because this hobby is cringe and I know it.

No. 2384759

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I'm religious and catholic, and yeah, I gotta bite my tongue quite often around here. I don't mind, because I'm not the one to force anyone to stop doing things just because of my own personal beliefs, besides, that's just the nature of this website and several anons got religious trauma by virtue of being born female, it makes sense they hold deep hatred against any religions so I don't judge. But I guess my confession is that I'd be lying if I said I didn't find hurtful or deeply offensive the way anons talk about those beliefs or Jesus, it's often very crude and I've to consciously ignore those comments so to no start a pointless infight

No. 2384770

>>2384759
That’s such a cute photo nona. I’m also Catholic and feel pretty similarly to you, so you’re not alone in that.

No. 2384782

>>2384759
I love you nonita. I believe Jesus is the only real good man with Charles Ingalls. I also believe you are doing the right thing because he would want us to forgive them.

Another confession I have is that while I do not approve of troons I saw that many of them are just disturbed individuals with a troubled past that aren't actively being creeps and I keep them in my prayers. I hope they do what's right someday and I don't wish for them to die, just to get better. I stopped engaging in the MtF cringe thread or the man hate thread because it filled my heart with too much hate and I didn't like that feeling.

Though I cannot get rid of my hatred for muslims especially their moids kek. I supposed it's something I must learn to turn the other cheek to as well.

No. 2384882

When I was a kid I'd test how sharp knives were by nicking my thumb. I also couldn't understand the reason why soda bottles sprayed everywhere if I shook them. I was not very bright as a child

No. 2384911

>>2384882
Same, I used to cut myself on my dad's razor because I was curious - 2 times nonna. I dragged my thumb thru it and wondered why I was bleeding lol

No. 2384914

>>2384911
The first time I shaved, I was 12 and I dragged my thumb vertically across the razor to wipe off the hairs stuck in it and was very confused as to why my thumb split open lol

No. 2384916

>>2384882
>>2384911
I used to eat muffin/cupcake cases well into my pre teens.

No. 2384919

I attempted to do some of edtwt diet back then mostly cus I was a fatty and needed to lose weight asap, and it fucked up my body so badly, mainly my digestive system. I had a constipation problem; it wasn't until almost a year later could poop normally again.

No. 2384920

>>2384916
I used to chew and suck on them once I was done with the muffin just to get the crumb "remnants". Had another friend who would do this. Never ate them though lol

No. 2384921

>>2384919
That's fucked and even more why I hate pro-ed retards online promoting medical detriments. Hope you're better now

No. 2384923

>>2384920
I would straight up swallow and digest them. I would also chew blu tack because I wasn’t allowed chewing gum.

No. 2384929

>>2384923
>blu tack
I'm terrified of you

No. 2384935

>>2384911
You reminded me when i was little i took my grandad's razor, it was just the blade piece, took it to the livingroom and said: Hey everyone I'm shaving! A i cut the fuck out of my cheek before anybody could do anything.

No. 2384939

>>2384935
Just the blade piece? Jeez that must've hurt

No. 2384947

>>2384921
I'm at a better place now nonna, thank god I found a healthier diet I could follow through. No wonder why anachans kept ree-ing about constipation. They don't eat enough food or nutrients, causing their digestive system to not function normally. I get why people fall for their tricks when they're so desperate or not in a good place mentally. Never again.

No. 2384955

>>2384947
This reminds me when I was a teen I'd starve myself to see if I could lose weight. I never really reached anachan mindset levels and didn't drastically lose weight because I was still eating enough nutrients and minerals/vitamins kek despite eating less. I think it's also that anachans are severely deficient in sodium as well?

No. 2384973

>>2384955
Based on my observation, they only eat very bland foods like rice crackers, cucumbers, and oatmeal, the most flavor they had was derived from fruits, peanut butter, and the occasional dark chocolate. So yeah, no sodium or very little sodium whatsoever.

No. 2384975

When I was a teen I thought it was the funniest shit to go to a diner and ask for a single hot chip. They'd either refuse, or give it to me for free because one chip is worth probably 0.05 cents from division.

No. 2385114

i used to be a camgirl during the pandemic and i remember this one time a guy was so desperate to have someone listen to his podcast that he paid me $5/min to listen to two episodes. it still pops up on my spotify account sometimes

No. 2385136

When I was 14 I told my mom that I'd never marry or have kids and she laughed and said I was just in a phase, like any normal parent would. But I turned out to be right and a decade and a half later I will also never marry or have kids.

No. 2385139

>>2385114
Did you do explicit videos?

No. 2385143

>>2385114
Kek this almost made me feel bad for a man. How pathetic.

No. 2385151

>>2385114
This reminds me one time I had a kpop idol pfp and some random boomer moid DMd me thinking it was my face and asked if I wanted to be his online sugar baby during covid. I should've taken the deal and used some deepfakes or something, not like boomers can tell. Free money to pay off some of my debts

No. 2385203

>>2385143
kek he literally just watched me sit at my desk and listen to it. i pretended to find it amusing the whole time, because i also almost felt bad. and i wanted his money duh
i just went to check on how it's going and i guess he gave up on it kek, he probably ran out of money to fund his viewership

No. 2385208

>>2384564
Gore videos are addictive, they release chemicals in the brain. Look it up. Probably not something you should entertain in your life.

No. 2385266

my best friend's daughter is 10 and knows about jared fogel and is TERRIFIED of him. sometimes she asks me "auntie nona… is jared from subway still in jail?"

No. 2385268

>>2385208
Tbh it has the similar chemical effect to watching porn so anon should avoid it at all costs.

No. 2385283

>>2385268
But worse since it desensitises affective empathy on a higher level

No. 2385495

>>2384726
When I first found out about larping when I was like twelve, it was like the coolest thing in the world to me and I wanted to participate, too.

No. 2385547

Whenever I feel bad about myself I go on the Fandom Discourse Thread to reassure myself I will never be as fat nor retarded as some anons on here.

No. 2385558

>>2384782
>I believe Jesus is the only real good man
I agree with you, and I want to point out that he is a man who did not come from a human male. I think about that a lot - he came from a human mother and a divine father. Even if you don't believe in the virginal birth, the symbolic message is loud and clear.

No. 2385571

I was getting my cat treats but he got too excited, jumped on my back and left big scratch marks. So he did not get his treats

No. 2385586

>>2385266
She's got the instincts for survival.

No. 2385606

I want Jesus to have sexual intercourse with me

No. 2385641

I like to imagine that some sort of female deity/supernatural entity will take me after I die. I know it's insane and stupid but I have always resented that so many lesbians are susceptible to gender ideology so I just like to imagine that some sort of otherworldly woman will take me away from this miserable planet.

No. 2385744

i'm going to start dreaming about admin-kun from the super secrete pirate ib

No. 2385771

>>2346548
>>2346553
I’d say manifestation if for no other reason than a good amount of people who believe in manifestation that see things go wrong for you will say “well have you tried manifesting something better? I think you were thinking too negative” or will say if something good happens “I think you manifested it because you were struggling so you tried to bring something good to yourself for once.” Don’t get me wrong there are those new age dumbasses who say you “chose it before you were born” in reincarnation and reincarnation is kind of a dumb belief (though there’s more evidence to it than Abrahamic religions have) but there are some normal people who believe in it

No. 2385795

Sometimes I feel bad about using this site. Every now and then when I’m scrolling through a thread I start to feel genuinely bad for the cow and have a guilty conscience about some of the things I’ve said or even just read about them, even when I know most of them are genuinely bad people. It happened to me just now while reading Lunas thread. Trying to remind myself how she’s letting her stolen cat rot away with no vet care and how shitty and selfish of a person she is and that she literally chose her life but I still can’t help but feel guilty sometimes

No. 2385805

>>2385795
Literally everyone with a phone who uses social media who knows the names of the current celebs in most headlines also has a cow-like figure they love to hate. I really think this is the norm. You're just one step deeper by perusing threads meant to laugh at them.

No. 2385912

im such a faggot for ugly moids. ive met this guy and we've become really good friends. genuinely very smart and really funny to hang out with, we like playfully tease each other alll the time. plus hes a kissless virgin who's never even had a girlfriend so that's a plus for me because I find that hot

maybe im just ovulating kekkkkk but lowkey I would fuck the shit out of him. we have similar interests and while we were doing something today he kept making a fool out of himself to make me laugh so maybe that's a sign. Im just as retarded as him for being so delusional over him right now but I dont know. im so embarrassed about this crush on him too because all my friends think hes nice but really ugly, and he is, but that's the appeal kek. im too scared to make the first move tho

No. 2385923

I have figured out what I can achieve and what will make me happy and finally decided on the city I want to live in. I'm going to save ten grand then I'm moving to it and that's it. I need to stop pretending I prefer the quiet and countryside more. I don't. I prefer city people and city activities. A drive in the country is nice. Living isn't.

No. 2386002

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I feel so justified looking at Asian study inspo because I also consume pencil cases. I’m an artist and study hard for school so I have a lot of supplies to carry around/use but I’m so happy I’m not the only one with pencil case autism . Even as a child I was obsessed with stationary and thought I was weird for it KEK

No. 2386184

I ignore literally everyone at school/work (minus profs/boss) and only go to do my job and leave

No. 2386186

When I'm in a female majority subreddit and I see a male posting, I downvote them. It doesn't even matter what their post is actually about or what they're saying, I downvote every time.

No. 2386252

>>2386186
Based I do the same

No. 2386293

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I haven't washed my hair in almost two weeks

No. 2386323

>>2385923
Based, I believe in you nona!

No. 2386351

I'm not ugly physically but I'm ugly in spirit, this is why only ugly men are interested in me.

No. 2386422

Best friend confessed she is cheating on her bf. Not gonna tell him tho so I’m confessing to the nonnies here

No. 2386444

>>2386351
Same. Children and dogs have an aversion to me, I genuinely think I have an evil heart and soul kek.

No. 2386471

>>2386422
I'm sure nobody here gives a shit about the scrote, but you should encourage her to just dump him. ultimately, she's degrading her word by making a commitment (even with a moid, who no doubt doesn't deserve her in the first place) and breaking it. if she can lie to him about cheating, she might be lying to you or other women in her life about other things. just food for thought.

No. 2386474

I work remotely and cry like 1-2 times a day because I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown and that's the #1 reason I don't want to keep my camera on during meetings.

No. 2386501

I fart as I walk past men especially if they be looking sad

No. 2386508

>>2386471
Nta but agreed, supporting cheaters or homewreckers will never be based and feminist because these women are doing this out of their lust worship obsession with men and hatred for women.

There are some rare cases where a woman cheating is valid but a majority of the time it is not and these women act so weird and cunty with you whenever there is a man around because they are competing with you.

No. 2386510

>>2386501
You can fart on demand? Teach me your ways

No. 2386545

I'm avoidant as fuck and unable to emotionally connect with any moid I've dated in the past and end up ghosting them in the dead of night all the time. It's weird I'm unable to cheat though.

No. 2386592

>>2386510
Eat a whole lotta beans and Sauerkraut

No. 2386616

>>2386611
Kinda weird but you do you I guess

No. 2386619

>>2386611
This is very BPD coded.

No. 2386621

>>2386611
you're letting men live in your head and on your computer rent free. delete it, and forget about them, or else let mediocre dick rule over you forever

No. 2386627

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I look at myself in the mirror and i really want a facelift. I am 23. I dont know why but i look SO OLD. It doesnt help i am always being called señora(old woman) on the street either. I feel like i would actually be model tier with a facelift. It makes me so self-conscious. Ofcourse, i wont get a facelift, i am a poorfag. But the fact that i could look so pretty without my saggy skin and nasolabial folds makes me suicidal.

No. 2386628

>>2386611
You should add another category to show which acts you let those mediocre men do to you for free, that will really be a learning experience because the power of cringe and regret will fix you.

No. 2386630

>>2386611
Next you should watch male gore and pretend it's them.

No. 2386642

>>2386627
23 is very young to have facial sagging nonnie, so either you've got a bit of facial dysmorphia, or you've got a serious mineral/collagen deficiency. maybe try some supplements for a few months - specific collagen pill, and iron, magnesium, copper, vitamin C, vitamin E, vitamin A are all minerals that contribute to skin elasticity.

No. 2386663

>>2386642
I have no idea, i was a hikkineet for 5 years which should mean i have minus 0 sun damamge and therefore should look younger, but i look way older.

No. 2386672

>>2386663
well I'm no doctor but it does sound like your skin is lacking vitamins (I know I put mineral in my original post, but I meant vitamins kek). either way, at 23, you're very young and should be able to undo the lack of elasticity without the need for surgery. try do some research into what strengthens skin most, and good luck! in a couple of years, maybe sooner, you could see a big improvement.

No. 2386677

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There's an EDM song that I really want to learn how to contact dance to, but I'm so untalented and ungraceful I fear I'll end up looking as corny and uninspired as Jill with her light whip.

No. 2386727

I started uni when I was 16 and I regret it. This degree is fucking useless simply because I'm too retarded. I could graduate with full qualifications but nobody would hire a retard like me

No. 2386991

I want to buy a butt plug but I don't want to order it online because I used to be a junkie and got unlabeled packages all the time and I don't want my parents to think I'm using again when I just want to coom. Alternative is to go to the sex shop but I really don't want to face whatever creepy moid is running it. Why are diy sex toys so shit? Why don't they just ship to a pickup point?

No. 2386994

>>2386991
If you buy something from Amazon, you can have it sent to a pickup spot, usually in a Whole Foods or something.

The better question is why?

No. 2386995

>>2386991
I thought women dont/cant get stimulated from their prostrates

No. 2387004

>>2386995
Women don't have prostates, retard.

No. 2387008

>>2386994
I didn't even think of that! Thanks nonnie. I like the way it feels, I think I have vagismus because nothing fits in there so this is my alternative. I don't know what made me this way.

No. 2387043

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I NEED ntyfag’s APH Israel OC to fuck me so bad. It’s funny because I detest shitrael and am very pro Palestine, which in all honesty, probably adds to it. Not sure if she even goes outside /m/ but it’d be embarrassing if she saw it kek

No. 2387058

>>2387004
yikes, sweaty

No. 2387060

>>2387058
She's right anon, women don't have prostates. It's called skenes gland and it's referred to as a female prostate but they aren't the same thing.

No. 2387061

>>2387060
I too have autism

No. 2387067

>>2387043
I love Israel-kun and Palestine-kun and how un-PC they are while being very anti Israel irl

No. 2387082

>>2387061
You know you can look this stuff up, right?

No. 2387093

>>2387082
is this b8

No. 2387099

>>2386991
just get it delivered in a post office or something similar

No. 2387152

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Currently browsing LC in public. At Disney world no less. Cheers!!! Just had a fat chode of a pickle, banana, and a frozen rum and coke after riding rock n roller coaster. You know they’re changing rock n roller coaster to fucking MUPPETS??? Glad I got to do it before it’s ruined by those annoying bastards

No. 2387160

>>2387152
I love the Muppets, but I wish they would have kept Muppets 3D instead. I'm really sad they are tearing it down. Have fun at WDW!

No. 2387186

>>2387152
God I wish that were me

No. 2387245

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i think i have yellow fever

No. 2387257

>>2387245
This is lolcow, 80% here probably has.

No. 2387261

>>2387152
Fucking love this nona, wish I was you. Have fun, thanks for posting so we could see!

No. 2387263

>>2387186
I rode a boat to the Epcot resorts and now I’m gonna try to flirt with people at a bar

No. 2387266

>>2387245
Why tho, the moids are so ugly

No. 2387267

>>2387263
Samefag, changed my mind, gonna get a giant sundae

No. 2387268

>>2387266
I just like to flirt, and I’m bi, but I changed my mind kek. Sundae time

No. 2387290

>>2387245
i don’t even care about asian men specifically, i just like lean men with a lithe build and everyone except asians seem to be either fat or muscle hunks.

No. 2387330

>>2387266
I don't know, monolids and the kind of jaw/cheekbone combo east asians tend to have just look attractive to me. Also when it comes to moids, I'm talking about fit ones with muscle definition but also what the other nonna said.

No. 2387342

>>2387290
Based taste nona

No. 2387443

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Cant take it anymore, i am going to masturbate to gay porn the entire weekend.

No. 2387448

>>2387443
Me and you, both!

No. 2387452

>>2387008
I like butt stuff too, if it makes you feel better

No. 2387511

>>2387452
Poopgirl

No. 2387513

2019 was genuinely the last year I was truly happy

No. 2387524

>>2387511
Eviscerated her

No. 2387539

>>2387511
Your mom

No. 2387562

>>2387513
I was doing alright the first half of 2017, but the last time I felt truly secure and happy with what my life was, would be summer 2016 when Pokemon Go was released. Before the Trump bullshit truly began. My faith in humanity and my hope for the future was utterly and completely destroyed, I began to spiral out of control in early 2017 and by the end of 2018 my life was in ruins. First attempted suicide summer 2019. Interestingly no drugs involved unless you count taken-as-prescribed prescriptions and some (medical) weed. I wasn’t even drinking. Last summer I started binge drinking pretty often plus started to have a drink or two more nights of the week than I didn’t (never got into drinking daily thankfully). But damn. It’s really been almost a decade since I thought things would turn out okay for me. I’m 30. My life is in shambles. The only positive is that I’m still thin and that my painful, hideous cystic acne cleared up without leaving any marks (which is a miracle tbh, I picked my face like it was my job and constantly was refusing to go out because I had wounds on my face that looked truly so awful and oozed so badly I would put huge pieces of gauze on my face with medical tape and coat it with polysporin while praying the marks wouldn’t be too bad and wouldn’t get infected.

No. 2387625

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had to confess to my nigle of like 1 month that im into to male ryona after he saw i had gurochan bookmarked one day when we were watching YouTube on my computer. he seemed relieved that i wasnt into the harder stuff associated with that website but i could tell he had underestimated how strange i was until then and it threw him a little b/c he's a normie anyway that was 10 years ago and we're married. i evangelize about fujoism to him weekly

No. 2387717

>>2387513
2006 for me

No. 2387743

>>2387513
God, do I feel you. The world just shifted permanently after 2020

No. 2387744

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No. 2387761

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this pic randomly came up on my feed and I was instantly possessed by lust and wound up cumming two times while being transfixed by her hips and legs in this image I can see why TV stations refused to air whatever performance this pic was from.

No. 2387785

Posted pussy on Lolcow

No. 2387786

>>2387785
proof?

No. 2387797

>>2387786
The celebration of natural state thread
You think people would be more accepting of hairy natural stuff instead of plastic surgery and bald shaved crap

No. 2387798

>>2387797
Nta lurkers post anon nudes to porn sites so I wouldn't do that if I were you ♥

No. 2387805

>>2387798
I've been told that pussy ass pics are even more anonymous than hands and feet, but I understand what you're saying, a lot of Youtubers for example got their feet reposted to dodgy foot based websites

No. 2387891

I've been going through some health stuff that near killed me and while I'm happy to be alive, the medication has completely changed my looks. My face is puffed up and round, I've got an awful rash on my shoulders and for months I lost a ton of weight and now I'm gaining rapidly again, and worst of all my hair fell out in chunks and left me balding, causing me to shave it all. I am a complete stranger to myself. Nothing feels normal.

A few weeks ago I bought a beautiful, long wig in a color I've always wanted my hair to be, and every Saturday since I've put it on, dressed up in some cute clothes, put on a pair of glasses I don't usually wear and gone out to museums or other events pretending I'm someone else. Instead of a bald, chubby woman in all black I'm a short, round-faced lady in colorful clothes with stunning, long hair, and it's keeping me sane for the time being. I could never do this daily because it's too much work, but just having one day a week being a different person, someone people notice and smile at in the street, makes all the difference to what it's like to be a stranger to myself.

No. 2387896

>>2387891
first of all i'm so sorry you went through that, and also have so much respect to you for getting through it, you sound incredibly strong nona. the fact you're still standing and in your body is amazing.
i can't imagine the physical changes you must be experiencing, but if a wig makes you feel nice like how makeup does for some others, that's great. while you're waiting to recoup yourself you should invest in some cool wigs of styles you've always wanted to try! i want to do that too to be honest, i know plenty of women who don't need wigs but do it purely for the fun. at the end of the day, you are a strong person, but having those little moments of visibility are always lovely, don't feel ashamed

No. 2387903

>>2387896
I really appreciate reading this, thank you so much, nona, it made me feel a lot more normal remembering women do this for the fun of it. It is indeed a lot of fun. There's definitely a variety of hairstyles I've been interested in throughout my life, so your idea is inspiring.

No. 2388182

There's only one brief sex scene and not even a sex scene truly in ghost world but I'll wait all movie for it and it just feels so intimate and what I wanted as a girl who had daddy issues. Fortunately I'm conventionally attractive so I had normal aged boyfriend's in my teens and 20s but I've maintained a young looking visage and dated a guy that looked like Steve Buscemi and all I wanted was him to be so pleased he was bedding a good looking younger woman and to make me feel insatiable but then I found out he had a hair transplant and instead of being grateful he became insecure and negging and no one has yet been able to remove bf number 3 off the podium for best things I've heard getting undressed by a man first time. He gasped and stood back to take me all in and said I really am beautiful then gave me the most memorable first time ever. I wanted old bald dick to dote on me and instead he just got me gifts and then verbally was a dickhead. I don't want gifts I want memories to reflect on actually. Feed my ego. I got a rich dad who specifically tells me his way of showing love is giving money and gifts so I actually just need a man to make me feel insatiable and desired then I'll be complete

No. 2388215

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I’ve been called an nlog so much I’m just going to accept it, gimpgirl style.

No. 2388255

>>2388215
Why did you keep getting called an nlog?

No. 2388265

>>2388255
It’s a combination of my hobbies, personality and life situation, I don’t make comments/insults about other women at all but it still happens

No. 2388323

I want to take my boyfriend's surname and move abroad with him just to pretend my stupid family doesn't exist. I hate sharing surname with the drunks of the town, the perv of the university, annoying gymbros and pretentious aunts.

No. 2388324

>>2388265
Some people are very dumb nonnie. Most people who use the term nlog nowadays don't even know what it actually means. Same with pick me.

No. 2388325

>>2388265
it's actually fucking infuriating to me that people use nlog to describe girls who are literally not like other girls nowadays. the biggest nlog pickme whores were man-worshipping misogynists who cared about femininity because the moids they wanted to impress wanted them to be feminine. just want to say that genuinely weird women are the best out there, nona

No. 2388655

This guy i am in love with writes like a total sped with 0 punctuation and it makes me weirdly horny. I want a retard bf so badly now.

No. 2388724

I think I permanently belong here now. No other social media. I have insane irrational anxiety over the rest of social media now that I also don't want to cure either. Maybe because of the women here. I'm never going back to social media

No. 2388734

I steal from large supermarkets so I can spend my money supporting local businesses instead. Like the bakery downtown run by this super nice Asian lady who I have started buying rolls and croissants from every few mornings just because I wanna talk to her

No. 2388740

I get really giddy when I see a joke I made ages ago still get brought up in threads.

No. 2388807

Nearly every night I tell my boyfriend I'm sleepy and going to bed, I'll even turn the lights down low and snap him a picture from bed as if I'm about to sleep, and then I get up again to enjoy my peaceful late night hobbies without being bothered. I set all my accounts to be invisible too ofc. I just can't concentrate on being social at the same time, it stresses me out and I want to relax at night. He thinks I'm going to bed at like 11pm when I've been staying up until 4-5am regularly. I used to do the same with friends but now I just ghost them and pretend I fell asleep, don't want to ghost my bf so I just lie to his face instead lmao

No. 2388831

>>2388740
that’s cute nona

No. 2389001

I once woke up in the middle of the night, and playing in my room was music. Specifically it sounded like Chinese music, I had no idea where it was coming from, and it just sorta faded out after a few minutes. My phone was dead and I don't listen to Chinese songs anyways so I still don't know where it came from

No. 2389127

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nonnas I really like this guy in another country am i going to make it??

No. 2389131


No. 2389177

Until this week I thought "Emilia Perez" was internet slang for Emily in Paris

No. 2389201

>>2389177
IM SCREAMING AT THIS

No. 2389203

>>2389127
Yes
Don't date him
LDR sucks

No. 2389526

I pretend to be a guy everytime I masterbate or have sex. I've got a really raging case of APP. sometimes I have this persona of a guy I made up that I like to slip into when I'm bored. No desire to troon though, I love being a woman. Men are just so freaking sexy though, and I want to inhabit them…

No. 2389606

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All men are just some guy and 90% (or more) are porn addicted coomers. 5% just love to fuck lots of women and don’t want a serious relationship. Makes me sad. Wouldn’t even mind an open relationship if I was the primary partner but they don’t even want that. I guess I’ll live with my parents forever and just enjoy the attention I get from men a few times a year and be thankful I get to go nice places and do fun things when a guy does hit me up. Some women don’t even get that much.

No. 2389730

I think I have a libido only when I'm under some kind of substance.

No. 2389746

When I was 19 my then boyfriend trooned out. We had been together for a couple of months, like 8, and it’s not like I really liked him that much in the first place, I was bored and wanted steady dick kek.
Once he “confessed” his desires and plight I sort of fake encouraged him and then dumped him as soon as he started estrogen with the excuse of “I possibly can’t be with you! I am straight! And I fell in love with the you from the past, not you of the present!!”.
I had always been neutral about troons, they were okayish but I always found them weird and off putting, I’d be caught dead before dating a tranny.

No. 2389748

i think Nick Crowley's sympathy for the femicide incel in his most recent video is alarming, talking about how the group he was a part was "taking advantage" of lonely men, how that incel was desperate for a connection and not a socio that felt entitled to young women, and watching his paranormal hunts on the Nick and Ryan channel he gives me a sort of narcissistic vibe

No. 2389754

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he said i have school shooter vibes ""in a hot way"" because i wear eyeliner and use tumblr and shamefully enough it still hasnt deterred me from wanting to fuck him. god help me(retard)

No. 2389761

>>2389754
Sit and observe, I’m already having my popcorns while waiting for the shit show.
Do you seriously think that a scrote who tells you “you look like a shooter” as a compliment is in any way decent? He’s probably a porn addict , edgelord, 4chan user.

No. 2389762

>>2389761
Passion and reason are like divergent lines even on a good day nona

No. 2389765

>>2389761
unfortunately yes i realize how horrible of an idea that is thats why i added the god help me. he has really good music/film taste + reasonably cute for a moid and thats why i liked him but .. well. 90 percent sure a man whod refer to school shooter vibes as hot isnt heterosexual anyway

No. 2389768

>>2379383
I dont know what to do, I have been dating one of these tech bros for three years, I need to break up with him. I simply fell out of love. He loves me a lot and I'm scared of how he's gonna react when I do it because I know he's gonna be devastated.

Plus, this tech bubble pop thing has been true I guess, since graduating in 2021 he has had one job for around a year and claims to be applying to jobs all the time. But he just cant find one. Now he hardly leaves the house, has no motivation to do anything but game with his friends until 3am and "work on his game" because he wants to be a game developer.

To me, that isn't a good career path, just hoping your small indie game will blow up that is gonna take years to complete. I would never say this because I don't want to crush his dreams. But I told him "just get a regular job in the meantime, like at warmart or whatever!" But his response is basically "I dont wannaaa" and he's only interested in large companies where he is a programmer working from home.

Well, whatever, I could go on and on about this. Sorry for ranting I am just so stressed. I wish we could just be friends. His goals do not align with mine at all.

No. 2390181

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I think I still have romantic feelings towards my best friend even though she has made it clear that she doesn't feel the same seeing that shortly after she moved abroad she started dating someone seriously. I've been trying to convince myself that I'm over these feelings and that I can still stay close to her platonically because we both value our friendship but it just pisses me off any time she brings her up her man whenever we chat and I feel like a bitch because she's not even doing it in a obsessed way and it's clear that he makes her happy and less lonely. She also mentioned a few times that this guy is eerily similar to me, apparently we have the similar interests, habits and quirks, which kinda irritates me even more like it would've bothered me less if she wasn't also into women because then I could've at least written this off as a sexuality incompatibility thing.

What stinks is that idk how to resolve this aside from just ripping off the bandaid and never talking to her again, which I don't want to do bc she's so kind to me and she's one of the few people in my life that understands me and is genuinely supportive of me. I've tried to move on by trying to date and experience romantic attention in hopes it would both help me sort out my feelings for her and also give me someone else to pour love into but so many people in this country are incredibly conservative and homophobic, it's hard. I'm also too scared to like bring my feelings up to her or our mutual friends because I'm scared that if she knows, she'll tell her moid and he'd convince her to cut ties with me or worse yet, she herself would distance herself from me to avoid causing any drama between her and her man.

I guess there's nothing else to do but grit my teeth and stay pathetic and hope these feelings eventually fade.

No. 2390191

>>2390181
This happened to me too, nearly exactly. Kind of eerie. She also compared me to her boyfriend a lot, and I felt like I was competing with him for her attention. I was mostly okay with things but I definitely spiraled when she came out at bi. I never confessed to her, but we got into a huge fight (that was my fault) and I haven’t spoken to her in over a year now and I probably never will again. I think about her every day, and it still makes me sad when I hear a song I know we’d sing together or read some book I know she’d love but can’t tell her about, etc.
What I’m getting at is that you’re probably doomed, but you should try your hardest to value the time you have with her.

No. 2390509

Found a new category of youtube videos, Transparent Window Cleaning

No. 2390514

>>2390509
She looks dumb every time she turns her face to make sure the camera is filming her softcore porn butt.

No. 2390530

Something bad is gonna happen to me. I've said that over and over in life and it hasn't happened but this time I feel for sure, that I know the end is coming, and I wish it'd just get over with. I'm tired.

No. 2390534

>>2390530
Bad stuff happens to literally everyone nonna, you can stop holding your breath.

No. 2390540

>>2389754
How do you tards find this place, GET OF MY LOLCOW REEEEEE

No. 2390544

>>2390509
Shouldnt this be banned on YouTube?

No. 2390548

>>2390509
Fetishes get so oddly specific kek

No. 2390550

>>2390534
Worse than the usual bad stuff

No. 2390562

>>2388655
god damn posts like this are why i love this site at the end of the day

No. 2390571

>>2388182
i understand you i just got out of an age gap relationship that was pretty shit overall. they make you feel special sure but the other 80% of the time they're ignoring you and think throwing money at you should make your desires for quality time go away. fuck them!!!

No. 2390623

>>2390509
This is porn.

No. 2390634

>>2390623
Ahaha and this is a video with a green screen, she isn't cleaning the window, she's just moving the hand around aimlessly!
Unbelievable

No. 2390642

>>2390509
Example #39393933993 of a woman not believing in herself and her own capabilities to get views and attention without having to show her pussy or her ass to a bunch of coomers

No. 2390644

>>2389754
Go back to tiktok

No. 2390646

>>2389754
Shouldn't you be playing roblox

No. 2390648

>>2390634
You can see her ass in the thumbnail ffs. Men are pathetic and will masturbate to anything, and so are the women partaking in shit like this.

No. 2390658

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>>2390648
I'm laughing too much, my jaw hurts

No. 2390681

>>2390540
It's all those tiktards mentioning it to each other

No. 2390691

>>2390509
These kinds of things make me suicidal

No. 2390696

>>2390648
It's extra bad because you know most of the women, deep down, feel like total idiots (who wouldn't if they were waving their hand around a greenscreen as an elaborate excuse to show their butt?) and that's where the copium comes from.

No. 2390698

>>2390509
ngl i get it its kinda sensual but not overly grotesque, kinda classy. I wish it was a hot guy instead.

No. 2390780

>>2390698
The last word I would ever use to describe that is classy

No. 2390785

>>2390634
this one made me laugh, anyone else remember naked yoga videos?

No. 2390867

I hate that Grimey bitch but Artangels is unfortunately one of my favourite albums.

No. 2390871

I found videos of my boyfriend fingering himself and using a dildo and a fucking cucumber ….

No. 2390875

>>2390780
kek i think if it was done by an actual photographer the idea would look kinda cool

No. 2390879

>>2390509
Why the fuck do they jump through loopholes to post this shit on youtube instead of porn sites? I have considerably respect for the women who do this, because it is quite obviously going to end up getting recommended to children too. Instagram has a similar problem with "breastfeeding tutorial" videos. It all just feels predatory imo. Disgusting people.

No. 2390881

>>2390871
How the hell did you find that?

No. 2390882

>>2390871
Leave him he's probably cheating on you with men and will end up giving you aids or something

No. 2390947

>>2390881
Went through his Google Photos, it backed them up despite being deleted from his phone
>>2390882
You're right

No. 2390998

>>2390871
Ew, shit fingers. Break up, now

No. 2391007

>>2390871
#FingersInTheBootyAssBitch

No. 2391022

I LOVE goth clothes, makeup, and would love to dress up gothy and punk but I don't like any of the music so that's why I don't dress gothy.

No. 2391031

I miss this one anon who I somewhat befriended thanks to a lame attempt at a discord server in a retarded dead old cow thread. We talked about the most schizo yet true shit.
But I can't also reveal any further because it would be awkward in reality to reconcile.

No. 2391106

>>2391031
I miss my farmer friend too…

No. 2391185

I think I'm going to regress to being flirty with everyone like I was as a teenager because I thrived on attention. It's been a lonely few years and at least as a pickme I had frenemies, now I'm just a loner

No. 2391197

>>2391185
When I was a teen my anxiety manifested as being aggressive and starting drama to try and "overcome" it all the time and now it manifests as me running away. Two sides of the same coin, sometimes I wish I could go back because at least I was more social but I know it's just the same. It's not worth it. The grass always seems greener on the other side kek

No. 2391218

>>2391197
I use to live for drama and now I have generalised anxiety and hide away but it's so boring.

No. 2391222

>>2391218
Trust me it's better than having everyone at your throat and being at their throats. Because that in itself makes anxiety worse too and it's addicting

No. 2391285

I've been browsing lc since I was 17.. I'm 25 now.

No. 2391292

>>2391285
Same… sometimes I think about the cringy vents I used to write here and I thought my entire world was collapsing… bless the older nonnies who had to see that and helped me back then

No. 2391305

I’m kind of glad I’m a black woman because with my personality I know if I wasn’t I would be a trump voting trad thot and if I were a man I’d probably an incel too

No. 2391324

I haven't showered in 3 days because my depression is severe right now and I can barely move. I'm still brushing my teeth and washing my face because I feel so ashamed and gross but this isn't like me and it's frightening to see myself sink this low. I've dealt with depressive episodes and PTSD most of my life and I've always been able to push through them but I feel like I'm finally hitting a point where I can't white knuckle it any longer. Kinda wish I was dead but that's a bit gay and melodramatic

No. 2391332

>>2391324
Same except 3 weeks

No. 2391347

>>2391285
I've been browsing lc since 2017 and it's 2025 now… I've tried to hang it up girls but I just cant

No. 2391402

I am a hooker and I reported another hooker to the IRS today.

I escort / sugar alongside a full corporate career, to fund my masters. Decent looking to cute guys I actually like, for years.

A year ago I ended up at a dinner with a random girl who was all loud and proud about how she has 4 married old men funding her life, 50k a month or something coming in from these guys, they are so disgusting, she hates them and just loves money, men suck unless they give you money etc.

I was like ok fuck it and had a drink and tried to kiki with her about how annoying the guys I see can be when they want to stay up all night etc. She honestly did not want to be my friend at all, talked down to me, etc. Thought I was small potatoes as a sugar baby etc.

I went home and never thought about this person again, except then I moved, and it turns out she lives in my building! A mutual friend told me this girl texted her saying "ugh that dirty escort girl moved into my building" and then "hows your little scammer friend, I see her carrying around birkins" etc.

For the record - I have some insane bags. Because the system I run, that she talked down on, works.

Our mutual friend now hates her, for unrelated reasons. Turns out that the mean girl is a lot worse than I could have ever imagined - she flies in girls from other countries to pimp them out to her network. And has been run out of various cities multiple times for attempted theft in night clubs - trying to take watches from drunk men. And she doesn't pay her taxes, has never has paid her taxes.

I've seen the girls she is pimping around. They look about 20 years old. So I reported her to the IRS lol, considering reporting her for human trafficking as well. Someone should just scare her straight.

I think she is picking on me because I have information that could ruin her socially. She's convinced everyone in our upscale building that she's a real estate agent. Terrified I'd tell people she's an escort.

I am a pretty mature person, and I don't judge anyone, and I am a bit scared of her. Anon IRS tip seems reasonable, hope she gets audited and out of this lifestyle.

I never speak to her when I see her around. If she's telling my neighbors I'm an escort, they'll eventually see me out in the common area doing actual work calls or with my decent looking bf SD and be like huh she doesn't look like an escort she looks normal.

I don't think I need to engage with her or talk to her at all, ever. Hope she just gets audited and it never even crosses her mind that I could be the one who tipped them off(unintegrated posting style)

No. 2391405

>>2391347
I've thought about it and I need lolcow for the girl talk.

No. 2391418

>>2391402
Your life sounds wild af, nona. I wish we were friends irl because I would love to hear your stories.

No. 2391430

>>2391347
I’ve been here since 2014 and have never considered leaving. Mainly because I know I’ll never find anyone irl as relatable to me as some of you anons, sadly. I sometimes wonder how many people I’ve talked to over the years who HAVE moved on, though.

No. 2391431

>>2391430
ive been here since 2018 and never planned on leaving but the peak covid era of LC was the fucking worst and i took a long break

No. 2391448

i was in a throuple for more than one year. i thought it’d make my gf stop cheating on me and it did not. most retarded era of my life. don’t shame me i’m already shameful about it enough.

No. 2391469

>>2391448
No way how did that even happen? Sorry to hear that nonna.

No. 2391502

I love eating massive bags of just lettuce. I don’t know why more people don’t just eat it straight out of the bag. It’s healthy, cheap and tastes really nice. I don’t care if it’s “just crunchy water” because that just adds to it. I don’t care if people give me weird or dirty looks, I like it and it’s 75p for 200g (even less if it’s on clearance). I will gladly pull out a bag of lettuce and a pair of chopsticks and go to town!

No. 2391550

i feel like an incel when i think this and i also myself hate being put on pedestals by moids/society, but god damn, women are just so fucking beautiful. so many men look like absolute SHIT next to women, there's barely any absolutely hideous disgusting women like there are men. women are just so ethereal.

No. 2391551

>>2391448
do you feel comfortable sharing details? i'm kind of in a unicorn situation rn with a woman and a married guy, i'm mostly there due to my attraction to the man but it still feels weird. it's VERY loose and i wouldn't call myself being in a throuple or either of their girlfriends but idk if i like it. i think i don't like it.

No. 2391556

>>2391469
I want to preface this by saying that throughout these relationships, I was extremely mentally unwell and not doing anything to better that. My girlfriend and I began dating online and since we had been together, we had established that both of us felt much more romantically and emotionally involved with women, but that we still enjoyed men’s sexually. we would separately talk to guys by talk I mean Sexting, but it never really got past that until about a year into our relationship at this point we had already been fighting. Our relationship was not good and I had never had sex with a man before, and I wanted to lose my virginity in that sense. the guy that we had picked was someone she had already known, but that I did not know I think that should’ve been the first red flag. the first time that we hooked up with him it went ok. a second time we had planned on all having a threesome again and before he came to my house, he was going to pick her up and they had sex separately without me. I had no idea this was gonna happen and this was not some thing that I was OK with or that, I thought it was gonna happen and I freaked out really badly. after that incident, I was really freaked out and not sure where our relationship was going to go. The second time that we had sex with him. It was kind of weird and to this day I feel uncomfortable and gross about the way that that went down and I’m kind of mad at my ex for putting me in that situation even though I did, want to I guess “lose my virginity”. a few months after that, one of my male friends started kind of being affectionate with me and he was really respectful and kind, and I think that because men had always treated me so violent and rude that it really caught me off guard. It felt nice to have someone appreciate me sexually in a way that wasn’t predatory or scary feeling my girlfriend was cool with me sleeping with this guy, but then eventually changed her mind that she wasn’t even though she was the one who had kind of initiated loose boundaries in our relationships when it came to other people. eventually I stopped sleeping with the other guy and we both decided that we shouldn’t talk to people separately because it would create some type of issue so we started talking to and dating the same people and we started dating my current boyfriend after we had been together for three years. we separately matched with him on Tinder, and we eventually met up and started hanging out all the time and the three of us began a relationship. this is already so long so I’m not gonna get into what happened within that relationship, but it was fucking insane. over summer I found out that my girlfriend had been cheating on my boyfriend and I with a 30-year-old DJ (she was 20). My bf and i have managed to stay together without our ex a it’s definitely not easy but i’m lucky to have someone going thru the exact same situation at me by my side

No. 2391558

>>2391556
samefag i did the voice to text so if anything doesn’t make sense or sounds retarded that’s why i’m happy to explain more because i don’t want anyone else to make the mistakes i did

No. 2391563

>>2391502
I wish that were me! Lettuce tastes very bitter to me so I never understood the "crunchy water" comparison, I'd probably enjoy it if that were the case.

No. 2391570

>>2391405
>>2391347
ntayrt, but same. It's funny how it happened for me: I came for the internet gossip, I stayed for the honest girl talk that I can't get anywhere else IRL

No. 2391588

I'm seeing someone from my friend group but we're keeping it a secret from everyone else for the time being. I'm literally lying to my friends' faces and sneaking around behind their backs and it feels awful. I don't want to tell them because we've only been seeing each other for three weeks, I wanna get to know each other slowly and without any outside expectations or opinions but man. I'm terrible at keeping secrets, too. It's eating me from the inside.

No. 2391760

I probably would never have watched Mean Girls if it hadn't been - for some reason - included in my school's anti-bullying campaign.

No. 2391765

>>2391285
I started browsing Lolcow when I was 25 and I'm now turning 35. I'm genuinely baffled by this realization. Happy 10th anniversary to me and the farm I guess.

No. 2391766

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No. 2391981

>>2377930
update: I steam messaged him goodnight and he messaged back "good night bro"

No. 2392133

File: 1739210701320.jpg (125.57 KB, 736x736, 1000004919.jpg)

how i feel seeing my diamond quality posts in the lc screenshots thread

No. 2392354

File: 1739217657454.png (836.84 KB, 780x488, gir.png)

I confess that reading (unintegrated posting style) made me laugh



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