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No. 2346502

Atone, and if you can't, let's settle this with our fists.

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No. 2346524

I stole a junie b jones book in second grade

No. 2346525

>>2346524
Which one? I loved those books

No. 2346527

>>2346525
"Junie b jones is a party animal" kek it isn't even my favorite book. I don't know why I took it.

No. 2346535

I feel bad for the fires in Cali, and god save those affected. However I'm still mad the man who r*ped my friend and moved to Cali is not affected by the fires. Like give us this and burn his shit(we don't self censor here, say the word)

No. 2346540

>>2346527
I wanted a rich friend after reading that. I’ve still never been inside a mansion. I think my favorite was Junie B Jones and some sneaky peaky spying

No. 2346548

my mom believes in manifestation. she told me after i complained about not getting hired to any job i applied to. i wanted to tell her,
>hm yeah, child rapists' victims sure do manifest that
>school shooters' victims manifested that
i only didn't because she invited me

No. 2346553

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>>2346548
I don't know what's worse: having a mom who believes in manifestation, or a mom who believes in reincarnation and treated you like shit because she's not done being angry at her own dead mother.

No. 2346574

>>2346548
My retard mom's into this too and thinks it can replace doctors. She also doesn't ever verbally acknowledge when bad things happen because she thinks she's manifesting it happening more by acknowledging it

No. 2346578

I just feel like I should be taken out on dates and complimented.

No. 2346649

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>>2346524
I loved this book so much I stole it twice. Not even because I lost it, but because I wanted to own both the soft-cover and the hard-cover editions.

No. 2346657

I picked a shirt off the floor and put it back in my wardrobe because it still smelled clean.

No. 2346658

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I love when lesbian girls like me and even sometimes I flirt with them, I'm straight.

No. 2346683

I started working with autistic children because of Chris Chan. I don't want any of the kids I see to end up as bad off as him, and early intervention can make all the difference.

No. 2346721

Deeply embarrassed that my dad is paying for my university education. The cherry on top is that the education itself is utter garbage.

No. 2346747

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>>2346574
my mom does the same thing to the point of gaslighting!
>if she doesn't acknowledge it, it ceases to exist!
i used to attend school sick with the flu and colds. it was so bad i had a stomach ache, throat pain, i was throwing up snot, was not able to speak, and had to blow my stuffed nose every minute. disgustingly sick. they only let me stay home when i had a high enough fever. the fever had to be high enough, otherwise i just imagined it, in her retarded opinion. sometimes the teacher made a call to her when this happened and then i was given a pill, which was taken out of its plastic film container. i still trusted it and it worked. however, she used to give me her sleeping pills at home because i was given adhd meds and could never sleep. she was offended that i could not sleep and said
>if you want to be an adult so bad then here, take this, adults need this to sleep
i took it and slept well but could barely get up and got withdrawals from it, which she bullied me for. i got leg cramps, dizziness, migraines, saw stars. i did not even know what happened back then. things started making sense when i moved away and went no contact. picrel, this movie is creepy asf and the mother here reminds me of my own mom.

No. 2346754

>>2346721
Don't do what I do and feel embarrassed and weird and didn't join any clubs. Make the most of it then it's less awkward. Been there and didn't do it right. Don't be me.

No. 2346800

>>2346683
That's wonderful nonna, I'm glad you were able to take something good from that mess. You're doing a lot of good, believe me.
>>2346721
Why are you embarrassed about that? Plenty of parents pay for their child's university education. It's much better than a loan.

No. 2346802

>>2346578
I can count the dates I had on one hand and I never even got complimented.

No. 2346933

I love teen dramas so much. Degrassi is unironically my most favorite show of all time. It's obviously not a good show but I could legit watch it all day and not get even the tiniest bit bored. I've been a super fan since 6th grade, so it has permanently altered my brain chemistry. I also liked 13 Reasons Why I think the hate was way overblown and I liked what a cow Hannah was lol it had a good soundtrack even if the plot completely flew off the rails in the final season with… ghost Bryce? Weird choice.

No. 2347093

I am freaking out right now because my middle aged boyfriend who is busy with his professional job is too busy to play Amongus with me. I am so fucking cringe dude, I don't know how I read the Shuwu thread as a teen and now ended up like this.

No. 2347130

I’m lowkey suicidal and I used to (and still kind of) jealous of the moids who died in that crappy makeshift submarine because they died in the best way possible without even knowing they died with zero pain.

No. 2347140

>>2347093
>age gap relationship
Yikes sis.

No. 2347143

>>2347130
They died in terror. Unofficial leaks of the transcripts reveal that for the last 20 minutes before implosion they heard crackling sounds and were failing to ascend to the surface due to multiple system failures. They were trying to troubleshoot but knew it wasn't working. Imagine being hours below the ocean knowing the tube you're in is about to be your coffin. No thank you.

No. 2347145

got horny looking at reviews and listing for computer mice seeing men's hands. call me a coomerette, i deserve it.

No. 2347151

>>2347143
But imagine they sedate you and fully put you to sleep and then put you in it, anon you’re just not seeing the vision!!!

No. 2347243

There's 13 countries on my fuck map

No. 2347248

>>2347243
There should be more? There's at least 150 different countries on a map, I can't recall the total number from the top of my head. Is it a map on your phone? It might need to be updated or it's lagging or something. If it's an IRL map or globe, take it for a refund.

No. 2347249


No. 2347251

I find it funny when East Asians call white women masculine for their features / larger frames, it’s hilarious especially as a change from the usual white worship there, especially for blonde/blue-eyed woman worship. (I’m asian but South Asian, the former doesn’t really happen from us for some reason)

No. 2347255

I read formula 1 rpf

No. 2347268


No. 2347372

My best friend is acting like a bitch trough the phone with me and every time she answers me being passive aggressive or/and with an emoji, I’m taking a shot. I’m getting drunk while she’s more and more pissed off and she doesn’t even realise it, I find it kinda funny.

No. 2347374

I find it hot when women are taller than moids, but only by a few cms. In grade school I kept my relationships private because of it. I think I might be retarded because whenever I see taller moids i feel similar attraction, but just not as strong.

I think others feel the same, but I fear talking about it because of the backlash since most women cling onto heteronormativity for dear life.

I don't want to make it my personality like we're oppressed, but I secretly desire for normalization of my preference.

No. 2347408

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Back in 2017 when Onision drama was constantly happening, I didn't have much to do and I was learning programming so I decided to develop a "VN" in RenPy where you are a young girl and Onision's wife manipulates you to visit them in their mcMansion. Then basically you have to navigate dodging him and his wife or fall for their manipulation tactics. Never finished it and lost data on PC where I developed it so unfortunately can't really upload it anywhere..

No. 2347410

I'm realizing that I've been trapped in anxiety for the past 20 years and I've never done anything to resolve it, it's time to stop torturing myself like that.

No. 2347460

>>2347374
I hate shorter than me nerdy men but secretly I also love them because their personalities align more with me and they usually have a good sense of humour for over compensating the way I do with me various mental illnesses. However I'm still a lady and lust after tall men who end up pissing me off as well. It's a conundrum

No. 2347481

I don't think love bombing would work on me, I hate myself way too much to believe someone would actually be into me.

No. 2347487

>>2347481
I had a date with a guy years after I knew he had a big crush on me. We were in his car driving me back home and he just went through a list of things including physical features including down to the shape of my lips and exact things about expression that I pulled my jumper up over my head and tried to fetal position upright in the passenger seat. I didnt go on a date with him again because I was genuinely so freaked out someone liked me that much. Imagine if I let him see my naked body he might have skinned me alive.

No. 2347694

>>2347408
i would have played the fuck out of that

No. 2347765

Yesterday I almost reported a post in the AI thread on /m/ as AI outside of containment because I forgot where I was.

No. 2347793

>>2347765
I routinely get annoyed and almost report scrote posts until I realize it’s on the Post Like a Moid thread.

No. 2347799

I might get extra weird on here because I'm experiencing a kind of autism flare up and I don't have anywhere else to be weird. Im sorry in advance.

No. 2347803

>>2347799
>Autism flare up
KEK but same here. My sense of humour in particular seems to be having some technical problems so I just find everything hilarious even though it's objectively not funny.

No. 2347812

>>2347793
I've definitely done this before

No. 2347851

wondering if I didn't get the promotion at work because I post on lolcow using my works wifi lol (i wonder if they saw my post history)

No. 2347869

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I infought for hours during the hellmas VPN ban and didn't get banned once lmao

No. 2347870

>>2347869
kek that's the way it should be.

No. 2347907

I'm not a lesbian but I really want to eat another woman out.

No. 2347908

When I was a kid I was at a neighbors house and I went into her bathroom where she had her gold rings out on the counter. I had heard that gold is soft and saw someone bite a piece of gold on TV so I copied what I saw and bit all of the rings in the bathroom. The bands were basically ruined. Later during the party she found the rings and got really angry. She blamed the little boy who lived down the street, he was 6 years younger than me and I let him take the fall. I also knotted all of her hair ties together and he got the blame for that. If I remember correctly his mom started screaming at him and embarrassed the shit out of him and I just sat there silently and watched.

No. 2347915

>>2347869
kek the reaction pic is killing me

No. 2347921

>>2347908
I can kind of understand the gold band bit but why did you go after the hair ties? I kind of did something similar at a classmates house. She had an eyeshadow single on her bathroom counter and I wanted to feel the texture of it so I went to test it with my fingers and I somehow broke it and it all crumbled kek. I was too embarrassed to say anything but once she noticed she started SCREAMING at her little sister asking why she was touching her makeup until her sister started sobbing. I think I did end up fessing up years later but she didn't even remember.

No. 2347923

>>2347907
Just eat your own like I did

No. 2347924

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>>2347907
I volunteer

No. 2347971

I literally love HRH collection. I know it's cringe to say, but she really is like my inner monologue come to life. I honestly can't believe she isn't the patron saint of this website. She had a video recently about how she was at TJ Maxx and wanted to buy a cute strawberry-printed phone case, but she couldn't bring herself to do it because strawberries give they/them kek. I also love her crash-out rants about how she is fat/skinny.

No. 2347982

I kinda wish I didn’t come back to school but I was sick of being a NEET. I’m sitting in my differential equations class and I’m so lost. I’m afraid of flunking and wasting my money trying again.

No. 2347987

>>2347251
It’s sour grapes. If it was possible to become white by surgery or magic, they would happily sell their own mothers to make it happen

No. 2347990

I'm really going to miss tiktok because of corinna. I love how she makes no fucking sense. She makes me laugh so hard, and I don't laugh in a patronizing way. I genuinely love her.

No. 2347999

>>2347923
did you have to take a rib out to do that

No. 2348002

>>2347990
Who is this what type of videos does she make, I dont use tiktok

No. 2348012

>>2348002
Her name is Corinna Fulgeri. She has a disability (i forgot what it is) and a really thick speech impediment. She literally just posts her opinions and very mundane life events. No one ever understands what she's trying to say, and she always starts the video half way into a story/explanation. She has a boyfriend and friends who are all special needs too. She's about to graduate college. She's so fucking funny.

No. 2348015

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I'm so desperately unemployed and broke right now, that I am coming to criminal ideas on how to get money, how to get a job. My applications keep being ignored or rejected. At this point I even applied to an intelligence agency as a delusional joke. I am going insane. I do think of harming others. Retarded, unhygienic scrotes get to have comfy, easy jobs, meanwhile I am ignored with decades of experience in hard work? I started acting like a Karen, and recording wagies doing their jobs wrong. I put up complaints and reviews. So many jobs replaced by machines. The men who get better jobs and clout are narcissistic fuckwits. I applied to anything ever, and heard nothing back yet. It's infuriating. I think the only sure solution would be to convince a wagie to quit their job so I can take their place. I have been through hell at wagie jobs, and now it feels like they are discarding me. As women we are worth nothing to these scumbag leeches. Fuck this society and it's withering infrastructure. I shat in public last week and did NOT flush.

No. 2348019

>>2348012
God i cant remember this chicks name but there's another girl extremely similar to this one. The one I'm thinking of is east asian and I think just has the 'tism she sometimes crashes out and makes videos asking why people are so mean to her online I feel bad she gets a lot of asspats from commenters but a lot of it feels like lowkey bullying that she obviously doesn't understand.

No. 2348020

>>2348019
Is she on tiktok? If so I think I know EXACTLY who you're talking about.

No. 2348023

>>2347990
>that thing has a boyfriend
Even more proof men have zero standards and will fuck anything that moves and pulsates. Disgusting and they should be quickly sterilized(baiting infights across multiple threads)

No. 2348025

>>2348020
yes she has a bob haircut iirc i think her name started with a V

No. 2348027

>>2348023
her bf is also developmentally delayed think love on the spectrum

No. 2348028

>>2348015
i am in the same boat. thought about making fake pet adoption social media pages to collect emails to sell, but really i just want a real job.

No. 2348032

>>2348027
My point still stands, I’m tired of these things around

No. 2348036

>>2348023
Femcel thoughts.

No. 2348037

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>>2347990
ot but its rather refreshing to see the comment section be kind, albeit ironically, though its a breath of fresh air compared to the try hard catty comebacks normies tend to do all the time

No. 2348038

>>2348032
hope your kid ends up having level 3 autism with violent tantrums.

No. 2348043

>>2348036
Are you a retard that needs to be euthanized too?
>>2348038
>assumes i’m going to become a bangmaid whore to shit out kids for my ugly husband so basically a “wife”
KEK

No. 2348050

>>2348043
Go braid your pubic hair and stop sperging plz

No. 2348053

>>2348025
I know exactly who you're talking about but I can't find her account. She has like a really sharp jawline and is always wearing this blue t shirt.

No. 2348056

>>2348050
I already did that earlier though, I gotta have my pubes looking curly and cute for tomorrow!(baiting infights across multiple threads)

No. 2348066

>>2348037
Corinna and her friends Michael and Sydney all got into some drama with one another the other day. Corinna said Sydney and Michael would make a cute couple, and Sydney was like omg he's like a brother to me, would you date your hot brother? And everyone roasted her for saying "hot brother" and she was like guys I'm not saying I would ever find my brother hot, you know what I mean! It's even funnier when you realize Michael is definitely a homosexual. Anyways they're all friends again!

No. 2348070

>>2348066
I thought this was Rancefag for a second.

No. 2348084

>>2348027
This is her bf

No. 2348088

>>2348015
you can try shoplifting and selling the stuff? Gives you money and saves you from having karen spergouts too

No. 2348092

>>2348043
>>2348023
You definitely hate men because they don't want you kekkk

No. 2348122

>>2348084
Whats his illness? Aspie too?

No. 2348127

>>2348070
KEK i see it

No. 2348138

>>2348122
I’m not sure if he’s disclosed. I’m pretty sure they met at an event where adults with developmental disorders hang out with each other I think I remember her mentioning it

No. 2348144

>>2348138
She has like 10 genuine friends, a job, and is soon to graduate university. She's kind of living a better life than me. I just can't understand considering she genuinely makes zeroooooooo sense when she speaks.

No. 2348156

>>2348043
Why are you upset about two retards being together? Shouldn't the issue you have be that men constantly think they deserve supermodels rather than them dating someone who is on their level?

No. 2348178

>>2348053
Found her!! Her name is Kala

No. 2348192

>>2348178
yesssssssSSSSSSS. If I'm remembering her lore correctly, she's adopted and has an older sister with a baby. Her and her mom fight a lot. Also I fucking love her comeback in the video I linked. "I'm easy to see." BASED.

No. 2348203

>>2348192
Her crashouts remind me of PT. She had one just a few days ago over her sister being apparently verbally abusive to her? She made a vid asking if it would be considered a threat when her sister says things like "just wait and see.." and the comments were full of people asking her if she is just misunderstanding her sister kek

No. 2348213

i am a strong believer in the ugly man psyop but there have also been multiple guys i thought were legit hot that have made a few people IRL say i like ugly guys

No. 2348224

When I was a kid I liked watching Youtube videos of animals giving birth. I genuinely just found it super intriguing. It's my worst kept secret and I would be super embarrassed if people I know IRL found out. Its not bad or anything but just very strange. Although, now as an adult I like to watch YouTube videos of surgical procedures and acne extractions so I guess I haven't changed much….

No. 2348226

>>2348213
I feel like there can definitely be an attraction difference irl, either negative or positive. There's been a few guys I've seen in pics whom I'm much more attracted to in person for whatever reason and also the opposite.

No. 2348227

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>>2347921
You have more guts than me, I never told anyone it was me. The hair ties it was like I had learned how to tie two of them together, like pic related and I got excited and did all of them.

No. 2348233

>>2348213
Paul meschal is very ugly if that helps

No. 2348237

>>2348224
Same except it was books and Animal Planet for me lol

No. 2348238

>>2348156
I don't get nonnas who can't be happy for them. They're vulnerable people so it's nice seeing them in good situations as opposed to being bullied or exploited.

No. 2348370

Sometimes I don't wash my hands after peeing, I also sometimes don't wipe after peeing.

No. 2348375

>>2348370
Do you shower?

No. 2348384

>>2348375
Twice a day.

No. 2348413

>>2348192
>>2347990
Why can I never find friends like them? We would have such a blast sharing a joint and watching bad movies. Ugh life is so unfair.

No. 2348416

>>2348384
Stupidity

No. 2348425

>>2348370
This is the equivalent of fake reddit stories, do better anon..

No. 2348431

Sometimes when I need a really good laugh I would just think of the story that one anon posted in the grief thread about her deceased schizo uncle and whenever I would imagine some fat burly dude off his rocker just screeching at strangers his fixation over rape and thinking a military team of rapists coming to get him just makes me do a hearty little kek because it reminds me of that one clip from the Oprah show where someone sent in some stupid troll letter about a brigade of pedophiles with over 9000 penises. I know it sounds completely fucked because her family member died but goddamn that shit for some reason made me laugh so hard, moids are absolutely hilarious especially when they’re suffering. Honestly I think male suffering makes me smile and laugh, it brings me joy

No. 2348441

>>2348032
it's because of old men having kids and men target autistic women/autistic women being underdiagnosed.

No. 2348448

I used to kidnap my neighbor's cat all the time then they moved… I so badly want my own cat but I can't afford to take care of an animal right now.

No. 2348462

>>2348038
So you agree that these people suck and being stuck with one is basically a punishment?

No. 2348482

>>2348431
>that one clip from the Oprah show where someone sent in some stupid troll letter about a brigade of pedophiles with over 9000 penises
I need to know more.

No. 2348493

My biggest stress relief is imagining murder-suicide or just straight up killing myself. I'm a vindictive shit, and I want the people who stress me out to feel pain/discomfort for doing so.

No. 2348495

>>2348482
ntayrt but back in the day 4chan posted a bunch of comments on Oprah’s site forum, since every website back then had its own forum, claiming to be part of a pedophile ring. She reacted in vidrel which of course made it worse and resulted in it becoming a meme. Explaining this made me feel old. I hope you know “over 9000” is also a meme or else I just need to go ahead and apply for Medicare…

No. 2348496

>>2348495
KEK fucking amazing…
>I hope you know “over 9000” is also a meme or else I just need to go ahead and apply for Medicare…
I do. I like to quote it randomly to myself like an autist.

No. 2348498

I’m eating a whole sheet of rice krispies like a burrito, wrapped in foil at the bottom so it doesn’t flop over.

No. 2348540

I haven’t progressed from that cringey preteen power of friendship stage. I still fantasize about having a “best friend” group where we all have like signature colours or symbols or something and friendship bracelets and we scrapbook photos of us together and plan little surprises parties for each other like in girls’ shows kek. And see a group of characters and go that’s us and assign who’s who. And write our names on things with hearts and shit. I’ve had this to a subtler degree before which doesn’t help

No. 2348588

>>2348213
I don't frequent the psyop thread because it's too male centric for me but I think my standards are worse than the users there, my friend introduced her new bf at her birthday party and while everyone was raving at how handsome he was, to me he just looked like some guy.

No. 2348594

>>2348588
Nta that’s not that crazy unless he was like a model. Personally whenever my friends are in relationships I immediately lose any attraction if I had any to begin with.

No. 2348596

>>2348213
I think people just have different types. This is especially true for women, because most men are unattractive (as opposed to most women being at least semi-attractive) so attraction to men is more them fulfilling your preferences than them actually being attractive. Thus one man could be perfect to one woman but absolutely revolting to another.

No. 2348599

>>2348594
I don't think models are hot either, the guy himself was attractive but in a safe generic way that's not my thing. There was another guy who she hooked up with and she was trying to convince me he was hot, but to me he just looked like those skinny Asian guys who play gacha games.

No. 2348635

I don't feel bad when animal abusers kill themselves or suffer in life. I read about two dumb scrotes who got doxxed for torturing cats because "umm it's legal in china!!" only to get expelled from their universities, and IMO they deserved much worse.

No. 2348638

>>2348635
Same here, almost every serial killer started out being cruel to animals. I wish it was legal to publicly execute them.

No. 2348643

>>2348638
They have execution ambulances in china so they are close, wish the goverment would care about animals at all so they could use those ambulances for the abusers lol.

No. 2348644

I will never be feminine, I will never embody the traits I embody physically, mentally, I will never relate to other women. I'm tired of seething over whores, submissive women, bimbos. They always win cause they are willing to suck cock more, don't tell me they don't. While I have a mental blockage against being feminine. If someone is attracted to someone, they are attracted to them because of their sex, firstmost while I mentally don't fit my sex therefore no one can be attracted to me. I know that men don't love women, only women love men and this pulls the man in(and his love for her doesn't come from any other source than him liking the sexual services she provides him, the woman pulls the guy in, women are basically the feminine pull energy and get the male validation as an exchange), but I'm in so much mental anguish over being this way. To me it is unacceptable that a woman is sexually submissive, while most women are that, I can't accept it, I don't fit in, I don't relate to the "woman" identity, I'm not sexually attractive, what creates sexual attraction is polarity. I can't cause that. I'm a freak and a reject. I don't even wanna date, but it hurts. It hurts not being feminine so fucking much. The strong desire of a man towards the woman is basically a love confession in every romance book, I can't fit into this hetero dynamic. I'm so bitter over whores, they make me feel so powerless how easily they submit, they literally haunt me, the female sexuality haunts me, the female body haunts me, the female body from porn images and what it does in them haunts me, the sexual images women post online haunt me, I will never be that. I'm mogged by whores my whole life, like a stinky femcel.(blackpill outside of containment)

No. 2348652

I've tried writing the same confession three times and I can't get through the post because I'm laughing too hard. Must not feel bad enough to confess yet.

No. 2348668

>>2348652
Please we need to hear it too nona

No. 2348674

>>2348644
Who the fuck cares if you're not feminine I'm probably the least feminine person and I've got a partner who loves me and thinks I'm gorgeous even though I've not shaved my legs for a year and I'm overweight. You need to stop dwelling on these things because people can tell that you are haunted by something and that is probably what's making them not be attracted to you. You dont need to think that you're the fittest person in the universe but you need to stop competing against people who you aren't even playing the same game as because you will always come up short in your perspective. Take time to focus on the things you like about yourself, they don't need to be physical things, it could be your kindness or your skill at art or something. Hold onto those things and base your self worth around things you have nourished rather than things that you arent. If there is any small things you can do to help that would make you feel more "feminine" like painting your nails or plucking your eyebrows give that a go and see if it helps, but comparison is the thief of joy and having good confidence in yourself and knowing that you're worth the love you seek shines out of your face way more than makeup.

No. 2348676

>>2348644
“Other women” do you think all women are feminine? Get out of the man-made prisons you’ve put yourself. You don’t need to be feminine to be a woman, yes , not even when media tells you that you have to follow all these useless retarded rituals, get off of social media if this is the effect.
I have never done my nails, I don’t have a nightly skin care routine or expensive make up, I prefer my hair short, I like videogames , photography too, I like clothes too. It’s kind of reductive to distinguish people in “feminine” and “masculine” , when each individual is an agglomeration of both.

No. 2348681

>>2348644
“Woman identity” means jack shit, are you drunk on the gender ideology kool aid kek? You need to do nothing other being born a woman to be one.
There’s no behavior, no clothes, no thoughts, no smell, no action that makes “women”. I bet you don’t even hold the same standards for men.
I feel like you suffer from extreme internalized misogyny or something or maybe you’re just a tranny scrote trying to larp, get off the damn cell phone and go out.

No. 2348837

>>2348668
ayrt I accidentally let slip to my dad that my centenarian grandma/his mother-in-law sunbathes naked. She's not exactly quiet about it (like she's told me to my face before that she's going to go do that for a few hours. Based queen, I love her so much.) and Mom already knows, so I assumed he knew too. He did not, and jokingly thanked me for the week ahead of sleepless nights. I feel a little bad because it was his birthday, but apparently not bad enough because I'm still howling at the whole thing.

No. 2348871

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>>2348644
>I'm tired of seething over whores, submissive women, bimbos.
You could always quit doing that.

No. 2348872

Reading the Luigi threads honestly made me agree with BJchan.

No. 2348873

>>2348872
I think they are hilarious.

No. 2348878

>>2348873
Same, lmao. I'm not attracted to him but there's something funny and a bit cathartic about reading displays of female sexuality so unashamed and brazen.

No. 2348881

>>2348878
>>2348873
Women on here really only need to hear ‘yeah, babe, I’m like, totally anti porn’ and it’s legs in the air for some unibrow podcel, idk whether to laugh or cry

No. 2348884

>>2348881
I mean, yeah. I've literally seen nonnas in the anti-porn thread on /g/ say they would date any moid who doesn't watch porn. I guess anti-porn moids are unicorns

No. 2348886

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I am super jealous of that white youtuber moid with yellow fever that has the super cute male coquette bf he makes blogs with. It pisses me off that i will never have that kind of love from a man as a straight woman.

No. 2348896

>>2348872
All it did was make me realize how pathetically embarrassing and subservient women get when they like a moid

No. 2348900

>>2348896
I don't get how nonnas talking about how they want to rape luigi makes them subservient

No. 2348903

>>2348900
Oh sorry I was talking about the ones talking about how they want to suck his dick and let him fuck anally

No. 2348924

>>2348886
Being a straight woman is torture, im so tired as well nona, all rarities from the male kind get bullied by the macho ogres calling them faggots and then end up trooning out, or are gay since they are born.

No. 2348928

>>2348886
It’s sad, right? Maybe it’s a biological mechanism, they molest the cute moids gay so that they don’t procreate.

No. 2348934

>>2348928
Cute moids get molested physically and mentally by other men, and then we get nothing, fuck life

No. 2348936

>>2348881
Yeah. I know people say “not everyone here is a radfem!!” but I guarantee you if they revealed post history there is enough crossover. Proof any intelligent conversation on LC is a larp until an anon finds herself another boyfriend/husband. It’s bleak to realise the one place I thought I found camaraderie with was the same as everywhere else all along.

No. 2348941

>>2348644
Hi bj-chan, still wanting that nullification to be "genderless"?(encouraging personalityfagging)

No. 2348944

>>2348941
Not everyone is the same person. I swear some anons have the object permanence of a toddler.

No. 2348946

>>2348936
I don't mean this in a mean way but why are you seeking radfem comradery on an imageboard made for nitpicking other women? The last admin hated radfems so much she banished all the threads to a dead board. Posting about hating men for most anons is mostly performative, ie. venting

No. 2348948

>>2348946
It's not even performative, some anons do hate men but they are straight and not celibate so they seek them or lust after them, men do this all the time too it's not a hard concept to grasp

No. 2348951

>>2348872
Imo he's basically a fictional character for them. They know some off his past and personality but it's really not as much as they think. Most of his lore and personally is made up by them feeding off each other. It's been very interesting to watch bc it's I'm getting to watch hibrystophilia (sp?) develop in real time and the amount of assumptions and character building makes it very obvious. They speculate on what he likes, how he talks and behaves and act like it's 100% factual.

No. 2348952

>>2348944
Give it a fews hours before she replies to someone here a wall of text on all caps

No. 2348958

>>2348936
i don't get how anons are just realizing this after all those other gazillion horny man threads from years ago or the years of fucked up men that get posted in the unconventional thread (which technically came first before manhate threads). like luigi was the straw that broke the nonna's back?

No. 2348961

>>2348958
Exactly lmao. The dano threads didn't tip anyone off either? He's way uglier too

No. 2348964

>>2348946
I’m saying there’s obviously crossover in posters. I think some anons are hypocritical.

No. 2348965

>>2348936
I'm married and I despise men except for my Nigel but I'm not gonna try to convince you he's a doormat and has every quality I dreamed in a man and I wouldn't mind not dating a man ever again if he ever died or turned out to be like every other moid because you're going to call me a liar or say he's like every other moid and I'm just delusional.

No. 2348966

>>2348965
Um… you just made that up in your head, kek. Don’t be so insecure in yourself.

No. 2348970

>>2348966
I just told my Nigel people think he's not real and we're both laughing. I sometimes send him posts from here but told him to not ever post here or I will cut his penis off.

No. 2348971

>>2348965
Nonna why are you defending your nigel here? If he's really one of the good ones, then you have nothing to prove. Go enjoy your loverboy or use the boyfriend brag thread on /g/.
>>2348970
>I show my bf lolcow but he totally doesn't post here guys because I'm so intimidating!!
Christ on a cracker why would you admit to this?

No. 2348972

>>2348965
Mentioning a Nigel is a guaranteed infight like 95% of the time

No. 2348974

>>2348964
Well, duh. Half of posters call themselves feminists, then they go nitpick a random womans folds in the cow boards while they call her a whore as well

No. 2348976

>>2348965
Would you let me smack your nigel's ass?

No. 2348981

>>2348971
he doesn't post on imageboard or social media because he is aware they're time consumers and he needs to either work or play his autistic games while on his computer. I monitor him constantly because he gets distracted reading wikipedia.
>>2348976
sure, he has a nice ass.

No. 2348983

>>2348981
>has to monitor her nigel's internet usage

No. 2348985

>>2348983
if you dont monitor a moid's internet usage they do nefarious things. no exceptions. the internet should be for women only.

No. 2348987

>>2348985
Then don't let him use the computer? Sorry nonna, but I literally can't relate to having a moid that I have to monitor like he's a small child because he can't be trusted to work without getting distracted.

No. 2348990

I see people, farmers included, who use chatbots/character ai as lesser “people”

No. 2348991

>>2348970
>I just told my Nigel people think he's not real and we're both laughing
? Do you have a persecution complex or something? I said you made it up in your head because you went on some spergout about how I’d call you delusional for dating your Nigel. It honestly just seems actually crazy to go on a tangent about something no one was even telling you in the first place. Wow

No. 2348994

>>2348990
Why? I would argue escapism through AI is probably the only thing worthwhile about AI

No. 2349000

>>2348936
This, in one thread they’re pretending to be le based manhaters and in the other they’re worshipping some unibrow faggot writing letters to him and making trinkets like some schoolgirl. I dont believe the retards who delude themselves into thinking they’re two separate circles of anons.

No. 2349005

>>2348970
Nigelfags are so pathetic

No. 2349007

>>2349000
I don't care if women are hypocritical because I believe in women's wrongs

No. 2349015

>>2349007
I kinda like this whole manhating on one side and thirstposting on the other. It's like seeing the madonna/whore complex moids have and deciding that we can do it better.

No. 2349020

>>2348990
That's interesting. I wouldn't say I view bots as lesser people because I have never viewed a bot as sentient, but I love testing the limits of chatbots because it reveals a lot about other people who use them. Kind of like the secret life of internet users.

>>2348965
DA but I feel like this is the right way to be in a relationship. "This person is different and better than everyone else in some way." is normal to me when choosing relationships whether that's friends or partners.

No. 2349022

>>2349015
Agreed. Why do only men get to be flawed? And women have actual reason to perceive men the way they do, whereas men are just babies that cry when they don't get their dick wet

No. 2349025

>>2349000
Tbh I've already been doing this before luigi became a thing, just with actors instead. I have an entire folder for it and still create celebrity moodboards to this day. I wanted to sew a doll of one of them but got lazy.

No. 2349028


No. 2349042

I feel somewhat satisfied that my ex stopped making art because no one cares about what he does. I know I sound like a terrible person, but it makes me happy that the same person who made me feel insecure, gaslighted me, and only wanted me for sex is going through that.

No. 2349046

>>2348970
"I showed x this thread and were laughing about it" is classic cow behavior, you've been staring into the abyss for too long.

No. 2349069

>>2349046
I have to admit I only typed like that because I thought it was funny in my head.

No. 2349070

>>2348970
This is a pure Reddit-tier post

No. 2349076

>>2348872
I’m just curious if it’s ever going to die down, like how long will this peak last

No. 2349123

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Lately whenever I read about some awful sex crime a moid has committed I go to r/transgendersurgeries and seeing all the perverted males castrating themselves for coom makes me feel better.

No. 2349125

Feeling clean makes me horny… I am always so horny after a shower

No. 2349221

I stole from hot topic and goodwill. I want to fuck Starscream from transformers g1.

No. 2349351

For some reason I think being married is embarrassing, to me it's some kind of lame parent shit.

No. 2349468

I hear the moid sleeping downstairs on the sofa but I won't wake him up so I can have some more peace. Two mire hours until it's critical and I should sleep, I'll make a fire and play with the cats

No. 2349480

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A family member moved to a city with a well-known engineering school. I’m considering getting an internship locally there for a summer to see if I can nab a student before they graduate and hit the wall. I already scoped out the competition on some dating apps and the odds are in my favor. Yes I am aware I sound like a psycho.

No. 2349486

>>2349480
Good luck

No. 2349510

I fantasize about making up a troon persona on twitter and then grifting wokies and handmaidens on gofundme. "Help Serenyth Lyssara Ellune survive! Goal 10.000 dollars"

No. 2349516

>>2349510
You have to pretend to be a mtf to get donations, ftms dont get as much

No. 2349519

>>2349516
Interesting, do you know why?

No. 2349526

>>2349519
DA but society promotes female inferiority (even in their manly ftm form), so men (even in their tranny form) get favoured more

No. 2349574

>>2349519
Women pity men more. They think 'aww, poor woman is trying her hardest to find herself as a real woman!!" they never think of MTFs as men. It's insane self hatred

No. 2349635

>>2349042
I hope he has to work retail the rest of his life and never feels inspired to create again.

No. 2349715

When I was younger I got really into fanfiction and got obsessed with sex slave stories, age gaps, nonconsent stories, etc I know have my old AO3 with really bad uh let's say "problematic" fanfiction of real musicians and every few months I tell myself I need to nuke it (in case I get famous of course) or keep it forever for all the years I spent on it.

No. 2349723

>>2348224
I loved gore as a teen, but only pictures, videos were too much. I also spend way too much watching pimple poppers

No. 2349728

>>2348540
maybe write your own stories, and make a fictional group?

No. 2349943

There's a niche sports youtuber I follow and I think he is so fucking hot. I fucking hate him tho he's like extremely Christian and has an extreme case of zoomer gay voice but I would let him do anything to me it's so sick.

No. 2349966

i just found out that latinx is pronounced "latin-x" and not 'latinks". even more embarassing because i'm literally latina KEK at least i've never said it out loud, only in my head

No. 2349970

>>2349966
There's no way to pronounce it in our language. I just side eye anyone wanting to use that term. it's stupid af

No. 2350080

I don’t give a shit about David Lynch dying. I will never feel sad that some rich scrote I don’t know died.

No. 2350086

>>2349468
Isn’t this more for mundane shit

No. 2350090

Seeing the cute bat gif on the homepage made me remember how afraid of bats I am. Ever since I watched a documentary of a girl who almost died from Rabies from a bat bite, not to mention COVID, I'm terrified of bats. They are disease carriers and randomly fly into open windows at night because they think they are caves. A bat flew into my room a few months ago and I almost shat myself. You can literally just die because a bat randomly comes into your home and infects you with super space aids

No. 2350102

When I was 11-14 I was a frenchaboo. A weeb but with French language and culture. I would larp online, act like I knew the language from bits and pieces, act like a smart alec in French class at school and other horrible cringe weebs do but it was French shit. I still cry in cringe intrusive thoughts thinking about it sometimes even though it was over a decade ago

No. 2350119

I’m attracted to one of the wigi-wives posting style.

No. 2350126

>>2350102
>frenchaboo
You mean a ouiboo?

No. 2350158

>>2350126
I will screenshot this peak creativity and hold it to my heart forever anon

No. 2350201

Why is MascaraAvenue so fucking addictive to lurk through even though I'm not black? I feel like I shouldn't be there but I want to be there nonetheless

No. 2350262

My job drains me mentally and physically. I work for my moids family and due to severe anxiety and depression, I sometimes miss work and it causes issues between my moid and I. The only time ive had a long break from work was recently when I had a bad reaction to withdrawaling off of antidepressants and was bedridden (3 weeks of work). It was really nice. I do believe I'm borderline NEET with my lack of motivation to work atp and I honestly look for any reason to stay home. The type of work I do requires intricate work with my hands. I'm crazy and seriously plotting to go at my non dominant hand with a hammer just so my moid and his family will get off my back for a little while again. Obviously I'd make it look like and accident. I'm also no stranger to self harm so this would be easy for me

No. 2350278

>>2350262
>Average housewife during the 19th century

No. 2350404

>>2350278
alright ive changed my mind kek

No. 2350567

Had a flirty thing with a waiter in Spain, we went out on a date, didn't invite him in, now we're still writing and my Spanish is so shitty, we're relying on Google translate and send me a picture of your face might not have translated but fuck I regret I missed out on that. Juicy. Why am such a pussy while such a stupid idiot at other times.

No. 2350576

>>2350201
it's a culture that seems exotic to you (even though there are now probably lots of larpers on the site)

No. 2350807

I want MTF trannies to die. I hope with all my heart that the histrionic twitter suicide baiters go through with it, every last one. I hope that male violence towards mtfs grows. I hope that normies finally admit the emperor is naked and start treating them with the disrespect and disgust they deserve. I hope transgenderism soon becomes considered a mental illness that must be cured and not indulged. I hope mtfs get in car accidents because they're terminal boomers who can't stop masturbating even when driving. I hope they set fire to their houses and die because they can't stop masturbating even when cooking. I hope the ones who don't die develop horrible side effects from poisoning their bodies and removing healthy body parts. I hope society wakes up to how evil, degenerate and dangerous they are and starts finally rejecting them.

No. 2350833

>>2350119
How is this even possible kek. I hope it's me

No. 2351065

I have to catch myself to not say moid IRL. It’s like the world man has been replaced by it in my mind

No. 2351076

>>2351065
This is me. It's so hard to go away from moid and scrote as soon I go outside. They are worthless males

No. 2351153

i always pee under the shower
i don't see what's the big deal

No. 2351157

I don't mind watching sexist comedy but I will never admit nor show that to my bf because I don't want him to think saying or even thinking things like that is ok kek
For me it's like watching a train wreck and I can laugh at those people being sexist idiots, I will never have to actually meet or deal with those people irl so it's whatever, but I just don't trust a male to understand that rather than soaking it up unironically and becoming like them

No. 2351166

>>2351153
only thing to be careful about is that i think peeing while standing up can fuck your peeing muscles (kegels?) up and lead to incontinence down the line. but maybe i'm wrong and that's just bullshit i read somewhere kek

No. 2351170

I genuinely believe if I were to get pregnant with a son and couldn't abort it, I would kill him the second he left my womb. I refuse to have a son, it's my biggest fear. In fact I can't stand being around male children. When I went for an interview at a daycare I couldn't stop imagining punting those tiny cancers away from the girls so I never called back.

No. 2351173

>>2351166
I think that's only an issue if you pee wrong. Peeing should be like relaxing the muscle not forcing it out.

No. 2351174

>>2351170
i'm all for hating men and all but that's a bit too much nonna
poor child hasn't harmed anybody

No. 2351175

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I basically got hit on by a 60 year old british actor (don't ask me who he is because I won't say it anyway) and I'm afraid I will sink deeper into this shit. I know we live in an age of male celebs being exposed as psychos and creeps and I hate myself for it but I still want to try it, well for now I just talk to him and nothing sinister happened yet. This makes me horny as fuck and I wonder if I'm having a manic episode or what

No. 2351177

>>2351175
why the fuck would you want to date a 60 year old anything

No. 2351180

>>2351175
>and I wonder if I'm having a manic episode
Yes. There's no way a man who's both 60 AND british is attractive, it's like you're choosing the worst combos out of self harm

No. 2351181

>>2351177
nta, but wouldn't you be insanely curious? It's not really about being attracted, but it's about exploring a situation that you never thought you would encounter.

No. 2351182

>>2351174
Pray I'm not cursed with a son then, otherwise that little bastard is going right back to hell.

No. 2351186

>>2351177
He's still attractive to me and his mind is brilliant, I love talking to him and I love his voice. Well I also had a huge crush on his younger version, one of my very first actor crushes actually and I think this may affect my perception as well. Of course I would prefer his younger version because he was fucking hot. But I can still see my obsession and my crush in him, even when he's old

No. 2351191

>>2351181
different anon but no. 60 year old men aren't interesting, if you've been around someone's granddad, your own dad, or hit on by creeps at a young age you'll see.
>>2351186
>his mind is brilliant
yeah definitely manic OP, sorry

No. 2351195

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>>2351170
Hm, if I was in such a scenario, I don't think I could kill the kid outside the womb. Give him up for adoption? Yeah, because I don't want a son either. That, and because I don't think I could kill any newborn after spending nine months carrying it, and 5+ hours pushing it out. If I was pregnant and KNEW I was carrying a boy though? Yeah, I would put that little shit to sleep. What's interesting is that in ancient or old Japan, it was normal to kill unwanted babies fresh out the womb. They called it, "sending the soul back", I think. I don't think it's wrong to not want a son. I do think it's weird to want a son OVER having a girl, though. Obviously thirdies with misogynistic cultures would want a boy over a girl, but average, good-life having western women begging to have a boy over a girl? I don't get them. What excuse do they have to want a boy over a girl?

No. 2351202

>>2351191
Well the average 60 year old man is boring for sure but a cultured shakesperean actor may have many topics to talks about if you like literature and cinema. And well he's also more well kept than an average 60 year old dad simply because he has money

No. 2351205

>>2351202
Do you not get tired of repeating this bait in every confessions thread? You're getting close to the retard who spams the chlamydia bait

No. 2351206

>>2351202
Nonna, he is 60 and british, go jerk off or take meds and then come back and see if you still like that guy.

No. 2351209

>>2351202
>cultured shakesperean actor
Anon, that’s a faggot.

No. 2351217

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>>2351202
i mean you've seen what the average young british man looks like right? now imagine an older one? and we're supposed to believe that's well kept…

No. 2351219

>>2351205
I'm not baiting though. Lolcow is literally the only place I can talk about it because I would never tell about this anyone irl out of fear
>>2351206
currently I'm masturbating like 3 times a day and it doesn't help, I just go deeper into the rabbit hole of degenerate 3D porn hentai. I tried a few kind of meds in the past and nothing helped me really. Now I only take hydroxizine which helps me go to sleep when I just can't stop my thoughts from racing
>>2351209
His only known relationships were with women

No. 2351220

>>2351217
samefag actually i just remembered the famous ones age like that too kek. genuinely can't think of a single exception, even the pretty one's get ugly quickly

No. 2351228

>>2351219
Forgot to add that I actually talked to my therapist about it but by describing it as something that my internet friend does, not me, because I wanted to know her opinion without exposing myself. But I'm afraid she may suspect it was actually about me

No. 2351233

>>2351181
>it's about exploring a situation that you never thought you would encounter.
i've never encountered the situation of having sex with a homeless migrant with aids
to want to experience something new you'd have to assume it'd feel good, a 60 year old wrinked up limp dick that smells of old soap is probably not a good experience bit whatever floats your boat i guess

No. 2351234

>>2351186
can you give an example of a similar celebrity because i can't relate at all to being attracted by a grandpa

No. 2351235

>>2351233
I wouldn't have gone that far anon…

No. 2351238

>>2351219
>I'm not baiting though. Lolcow is literally the only place I can talk about it because I would never tell about this anyone irl out of fear
But you already told us about this multiple times in the other confessions thread. Why do it again and again if not for attention
>His only known relationships were with women
Beards are a thing anon. Many celebrity relationships are PR. Tbh I kind of hope he truly does turn out to be closeted so you can stop posting about him kek

No. 2351242

>>2351238
I think if he wanted a beard he would date 20-something year old models like DiCaprio instead of engaging with a fan who's a literal no name

No. 2351354

>>2348213
my mom told me to dump my bf because she thought he was too ugly for me lol



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