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No. 24712

NEW R9K CONTAINMENT THREAD

old one reached capacity

Old thread >>22808

No. 24714

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

No. 24715

>>24714

Weeeeeeeeeeee weee ee ee ee aweea bumbaweh

No. 24716

Just putting this out there for the locals to gain a bit of insight on robots.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh4mmUsU_IR6QdkON_0OdPA

This is Kent. He's 5'1", has some form of autism, and is black. He's been bullied, ridiculed and belittled his entire life and he's frustrated. Everything he does seems to amount to failure and life is hard but he's trying to keep going. A lot of robots relate to him.

No. 24719

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>>24716

To put more into perspective.

No. 24721

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Am I the only one who gets really fucking sad reading this board and /r9k/?

Like, the opposite gender isn't that bad if you get off the internet and stop reading echo-chamber discussions full of bitter people. I've had bad experiences with women. It doesn't mean I hate women, or I think men are perfect either. You have to let shit go at a certain point, and realize that most people, MOST people are basically moral and don't want to fuck you over.

Ive been there, and i can understand being bitter. But this kind of circle jerk discussion of how shitty the opposite sex is… it's just walls. Walls everywhere. If everyone is terrible, that absolves you of having to make the effort to connect with people.

Life is a lot more satisfying if you let go of the 'us vs. them' game. We've gotten so used to playing a role as individuals that we've forgotten it's a role. We need to remember that we're all human beings. And the first step to that is turning off your fucking computer and talking to people in real life.

No. 24722

>>24721
I bet it's the gay agenda.
Tumblrinas and robots are falling for it.

No. 24724

>>24716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b98q8fqGMmw

One of his more recent and relevant videos.

No. 24727

>>24721
>MOST people are basically moral and don't want to fuck you over.
The way I see it most people are amoral and opportunistic, willing to take whatever they can from you even if the only thing you can call your own is your dignity.

The sad thing isn't that either gender overlooks the good in the other, it's that they overlook the bad in themselves.

No. 24749

>>24721
Hey there, I'm a guy and I have to say that I completely agree with you. This board and /r9k/ have become so opposed to yet similar to each other that it's ridiculous. A post from /r9k/ could pass off as a post from here if you interchange the genders.

People have seem to forgotten that there's actually real life beyond there computer screens, albeit duller, but a lot more saner.

No. 24754

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>>24721
>And the first step to that is turning off your fucking computer and talking to people in real life.
If I could that, I wouldn't be caught up in these shitholes now, would I?

It's not like I can walk up to a stranger and then start rambling on at them and wasting their time like on an imageboard, because that's what would happen, I'd look like a fucking loony.

No. 24757

>>24754
You start with your family, or friends if you have any.

No. 24759

>>24757
Women are so privileged they think everyone has friends and family they can talk to.

No. 24760

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>>24754
You should see a therapist (if you can afford it) for your social anxiety/mental issues and get some self help books (go on goodreads for the best recommendations).

Making friends is actually pretty easy, but your introversion and anxiety make it seem like a huge issue. It's really worth working on and you can do it, I believe in you anon.

No. 24761

>>24759
Which is why she said "if you have any?"…

No. 24762

Is this all a big ruse or is this actually a board with a big female userbase?

No. 24763

What do the people who frequent this board call themselves?

No. 24765

>>24763
seagulls

No. 24766

>>24763
farmers

No. 24767

>>24762
no it's a ruse, women can't use imageboards, only facebook and instagram

No. 24768

>>24765
>>24766
Which is it? I know people on /cgl/ call themselves seagulls and I don't know if you guys somehow associate with them.

No. 24773

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>>24759
>>24761
I like how both of you assumed I was a girl.

No. 24777

>>24773
Only a girl would be so ignorant of a robots situation.

No. 24778

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>>24757
>family
I think I'm enough of a burden on them as it is.
>friends
don't talk/respond probably have moved on

>>24760
>see a therapist
no can do
>get some self help books (go on goodreads for the best recommendations).
I'll try this, thanks.

>Making friends is actually pretty easy

The real difficulty is keeping them?

No. 24779

>>24768

We're farmers.

No. 24780

>>24779
Well then. I don't see any reason why farmers and robots can't get along. Why not start an industrial revolution?

No. 24782

>>24778

Yeah. Being honest it is actually kinda hard to keep friends, especially if you're coming from a place where you had none. You have to reach out to them a lot, and sometimes they won't reply. No matter what you do, you'll probably lose some friends, but you still have to keep trying. You could probably start with reaching out to fellow robots, or maybe some farmers who are willing to talk.

Once you build up speed, you can try talking to people irl who have the same interests as you, (or do a meet up with your internet friends). And then from there, you move on to who ever you feel like, because at this point, you'll get the hang of talking to people on a consistent basis and it makes a smooth transition.

No. 24783

>>24778
One book that really had a huge impact on my life was the road less travelled by scott peck. It's not a self help book at all, it's just a bunch of tales from an ex-army psychiatrist. It's chock full of life lessons though.

Good luck anon, I know you'll find the strength to become a better you. Remember that you're valuable, whether you're a neet or a CEO, you're precious and deserve love.

No. 24784

>>24780


war is not kawaii, but we can still be friends~ u-uguu

No. 24785

>>24782
Having friends is like sending out CVs. You mass 'message' them (I literally copy and paste requests for hanging out) and then you eventually get a group of close friends that you hang out with more frequently.

No. 24786

>>24768

We're farmers* because this is the cow farm where we tend to and cultivate our livestock so that they may provide us with delicious milk.

You guys won't know this but a few years ago /cgl/ was incredible, seriously one of the most entertaining boards on all of 4chan with a big traffic rate, evolved meta humour, a familiar community and it's own unique board culture.
The vast majority of us are exiles from Halfchan's /cgl/ but virtually none of the users that use lolcow go to /cgl/ now that it's turned into a politically correct SJW shithole (just as Jewt intended).
The current people that use /cgl/ are morons and have no relation to us. Anybody that calls us /seagulls/ still are probably new.

Also I don't understand why people are having such a difficult time grasping/believing that this is an all-female board.
Like, you've seen the fashion/diet/makeup threads right? What about the concept is so hard to believe?

No. 24787

>>24786
We're being facetious about the female board thing.

No. 24788

>>24784
No war, just progress.

No. 24790

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>>24786
because females are a meme

No. 24791

this is the anon who wanted to make a robot friend. I messaged you on email. Hope to hear from you soon

No. 24792

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>read the confessions thread
>tfw I fell for the "women love sex too meme"

Do women genuinely enjoy anything?

No. 24794

How much does this place buy into sjw bullshit?

No. 24795

>>24794
almost none. I would say besides tumblr sjws who come here once in a while most of us are anti SJW and pc crap

No. 24796

>>24794

Go to /pt/ and see for yourself

No. 24799

>>24763
Nothing. Just anonymous. I hate /pt/ and i browse for /b/ and /g/.

If a man rejects a woman she has the right to rape that man to be honest. Who agrees with me?

No. 24806

>>24792

Farmers don't represent the entire female population, keep your head up bot-kun.

No. 24808

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Good morning friends!

No. 24813

>>24719
people bring this up ALL the time, but they don't mention how the study says that men don't message women they consider unattractive. meanwhile, although women have higher standards, they're still willing to talk back to below average men

No. 24815

Hello everyone!

No. 24817

>>24815
good morning! hope you're having a good friday!

>>24785
that's a good piece of advice to keep in mind!

No. 24824

>>24784
facepalm
The Industrial Revolution wasn't a war, honey.

No. 24825

>implying we can be contained
You foolish, irrational child.

No. 24827

Seems like the visitors lost interest with us already

No. 24829

>>24827
I can link back to them whenever if you want. I stay here because conversation is nice ouo

No. 24830

>>24827
>implying I won't lurk this site until the end of time

No. 24833

>>24830
You're not gonna find anything of interest to you I'm sure

No. 24835

Wtf is Rk9 supposed to be about?? Went on there and it was either 2edgy 4me "women are only meant 4breeding haha am I rite :^)" or "I'm lonely pls halp oh btw I hate women tho so haha"

No. 24838

>>24824

revolution means war desu~ i know that because im not a baka <3

No. 24843

>>24835
I haven't even bothered to check it out and won't so I take your word for it.

No. 24846


No. 24847

>>24835
Apparently it's our male analogue. Seems to be a lot more shitposty and regurgitating their own rhetoric over and over. Some of them seem nice but I'm wary

No. 24848

>>24843
>>24835
It's about lonely people who basically sits bitter together. Imagine old men in a bar complaining to one another. It used to be about sharing stories since there was a bot that only allowed OC, but that has long since been gone. The spirit is still there though…just under bitterness and depression.

No. 24851

>>24846
I know this board is more accepting of it, but this counts as a raid on 4chan which is against the rules over there. Also, this reminds me of that pic where more people joined this game to the point where the game wasn't even recognizable anymore.

No. 24852

>>24830
This. We've been plagued by lgbt degenerates trying to turn robots gay (which is hilarious, considering the main argument for gay rights is "homosexuality is not a choice we're born that way"), we might as well vent here and slowly change your thought patterns.

No. 24858

>>24852
>lgbt degenerates trying to turn robots gay

The worst thing is that they succeed at this sometimes.

No. 24863

>>24852
>implying you wouldn't have fapped to traps if it wasn't for halfchan

No. 24876

>>24835
it's for losers

No. 24877

>>24852
uhhh how do you guys plan on doing that? btw my bf and i used to read r9k together

No. 24880

>>24851
>Also, this reminds me of that pic where more people joined this game to the point where the game wasn't even recognizable anymore.
I've seen this picture before and it seems like men make a thousand rules and complain about people breaking them then they immediately break them and go "haha well it doesn't matter I'M A MAN BITCH" and then usually some rant about how all men are honorable and brave and how they were born in the wrong generation and were destined to be in the Wehrmacht or something. I'm still just lurking your board but it reminds me of 4chan's /pol/.

No. 24882

>>24852
"Slowly change your thought patterns"
Nah m8

No. 24890

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>>24786
I think most guys on r9k wouldnt even hate woman if they had a girl in their life

No. 24897

>>24851
what do you mean "this game"? what game?

No. 24901

>>24897
It this picture that shows that the more people join something, the worse it becomes.

No. 24912

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>>24848
>Imagne old men in a bar complaining to one another.
that more accurately describes wizardchan to me, less shit-posting than /r9k/ but only virgin males are supposed to post.
Doesn't stop other shitheads from slipping in though.
/r9k/ on the other hand has been reduced to racebait, shitposting, /soc/, content, lgbt posts and memes.

No. 24915

>>24912
And women hating, don't forget that.

Onto a real topic, anyone going to college here? What's your major?

No. 24922

>>24915
>women hating
that was mostly the v9k subboard
/wiz/ & /hob/ was about pursuing other interests instead of participating in normalfag interests/behaviour such as love or partying or at least how it was.
Which is reflected in the slogan:
>Disregard Females, Acquire Magic

It's not hating women it's just not getting involved.

No. 24926

>>24922
I was referring to /r9k/

No. 24931

>>24912
/r9k/ now is like a terrible mix of /b/pol/lgbt/fit/a/. It used to be a lot better when it was mostly it's own thing with a little bit of /b/.

No. 24933

>>24926
Oh I apologise, people used to say that about wizchan.

No. 24934

>>24931
That seems like so many boards you'd just call it /b/. Why did it get so shit, traffic got too high?

No. 24937

>>24890
I disagree. A lot of these guys have problems that they assume will be solved just from acquiring a girlfriend.

When they discover that relationships tend to create problems rather than solve them, they might actually resent women even more.

They've put pussy on such a high pedestal that they are guaranteed to be disappointed by the reality.

No. 24941

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>>24931
I remember being on r9k back when it was started and I vaguely remember how it was back then. I noticed it changed to this redpilled/MRA NEET cesspool after a while. I personally hated my life during that time so I was drawn to that a little bit, but I put in some effort and made positive changes. I'm actually engaged now, and I went from being one of them to being a normie. Now I will visit from time to time and see how it's going and after like 5-6 years, nothing has changed.
In fact it has got even more corrosive as I imagine many of the guys that were on there 5-6 years ago are still on there shitposting, as they have been every single day. It's kind of sad when I think about it; I'm just glad I got out of there.
pic semi-related, it's how I feel when I go back

No. 24942

>>24915
Junior here, behavioral neuroscience

Also on rk9
>A board full of misandrist, bitter, hateful, femanons!!

>board full


>one misandrist thread


These fucking autists

No. 24943

>>24942
CC freshman. Management Information Systems.

No. 24944

>>24942
all the threads I'm seeing over on their catalog are just complaining about women and dick size and race threads and this Chad stereotype. is this all you robots talk about?

No. 24948

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This south korean cow farm is nice and all, but why don't posts show up if I mouse over the post number of a reply? How come there's no dark theme so that you can browse for hours on end with minimal strain? Food for thought.

>>24941
I just miss the golden days of ALPHA AS FUCK. Or maybe it was still shit then and I'm just remembering it through ALPHA AS FUCK-colored lenses.

No. 24949

>>24948
there is a dark theme.

No. 24950

>>24948
Found it. What's the appeal of a dark theme in all honesty?

No. 24951

>>24948
bottom right..

No. 24957

>>24950

Less strain on the eyes when you're posting at night.

No. 24961

>>24951
>>24950
>>24949
Oh, I'm retarded. First time here was on mobile and… I don't know how I missed it on both mobile and desktop. ._.

No. 24962

Hi I heard this is the place where there are gfs? I really want a gf. Pls respond. I hope i can find one

No. 24964

>>24948
Hovering should show posts. Make sure you're not in lite mode.

No. 24965

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>start new work a week ago
>there is this short haired super qt
>be a 1.78 cm fat manlet
>Say fuck it and go ask her if she wants to have lunch with me
>surprisingly she accepts while giggling in a cutesy way
>lunch goes great we laugh, chat, she plays with my hair a lot saying it is fluffy and soft
>takes my phone from me and enters her number saying we should talk more after work
>itshappening
>text a lot after work
>she even goes pls respond when I was reading a book and forgot to respond
>ask her if she wants to go drinking tomorrow
>she says yeah sure I'd love to
>go to sleep happily
>next morning I say good morning to her and she literally passes by me without saying anything
>u wot m8?
>she doesn't talk to me through the day
>think our date is busted but she texts me asking where I am
>we meet and go drinking
>she seems a bit disinterested and gives me short answers through the night
>I drop her home and go home feeling pretty sour
>see her flirting with a 2 meter lanklet next day
>she ignores me again through the day
>texts stop

What did I do wrong? Why did she became like this when she was pretty upbeat and enthusiastic before? Is it my height? I mean yeah I'm fat but I'm alright looking and pretty well groomed, dress okay, not a complete sperg. Just what the fuck happened?

No. 24967

Anyone here just laughing at everyone else? I'm a 8+/10 male and the interactions you guys are having are legitimately hilarious. I wish people posted their pictures so I could laugh even harder

No. 24969

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>>24967
Here you go, Chad

No. 24970

>>24965

She may have thought you lost interest when you didn't respond.

No. 24972

>>24967

>8+/10


Imma need you to prove that.

>>24969

what did i tell you about lip biting? Tsk tsk, you'd be pretty qt if you didn't do that

No. 24973

>>24972
I get self conscious about my lips sometimes. Should I take a normal picture?

No. 24974

>>24970

Man grills are so weird.

No. 24975

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>>24967
This is you.

No. 24976

>>24965
The other guy probably asked her out after you, she liked him more and didn't want to lead you on so she dropped you. Sucks, but it's how things go. Also you're the complete average height for a guy. Manlet's anything below 5'6".

Nice tatami galaxy screencap by the way.

No. 24977

>>24973
yes,i almost guarantee that a regular smile will look less weird than you sucking your lips in. I believe in you.

No. 24978

>>24975
Dude doesn't look too bad tbh. Nice long hair. His lips I think are a bit too feminine..can't help that.

No. 24979

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For some reason I can't reply to posts. But to the black guy, you look cute but I feel like the gays would like you more than girls do

Here's proof, I'm not ugly. Post pictures people, let's make fun of the fat women

No. 24980

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>tfw manlet
>my thread got locked

When will I learn?

No. 24981

>>24980
Dude, just because you're manlet isn't bad. I know a guy who's like 5'6 who got a girl(she's a bit short but still). Just apply yourself. You'll succeed.

No. 24983

>>24976

Guess being tall really is everything, because I know the guy and he is a complete retard and not even a Chad.

No. 24984

>>24978
I take it you're not familiar with the loveshies. He is (or was) one of the more prominent ones. The loveshy documentary even featured him.

His dream is to plastic surgery himself into an anime character.

No. 24986

>>24979

>post pictures people, let's make fun of the fat women


You know the majority of lolcow takes impeccable care of itself.
We had a selfpost thread a while back and most of not all of us were gorgeous, why do you think we have so many fashion/makeup/diet/beauty threads?

I know you like to have this idea that female channers and introverts are actually hideously fat and ugly and that's the reason we avoid you but truth is you're just unnecessary in our lives.

No. 24988

>>24986

I feel like its actually half and half. A lot of us are into cosplay and looking good, while others are actually female shut ins trying to lose weight and stuff.

>>24979

eh, I'd post but i dunno if i want my face on a chan board.

No. 24990

A majority of r9k men are lonely virgins. Do "farmers" have the same problems?

No. 24991

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>tfwy look like a shitskin version of Advanced

I wish I had that jacket. :(

No. 24992

>>24979

You need a new haircut dude, that one isn't doing you any favours.

Go shorter or longer. If you go longer get a parting. A parting would do you a world of good.

No. 24993

>>24991
I'm so glad a brobot recognized! Fuck yeah I was hoping someone remembered.

https://vimeo.com/28466163

Here's a real treat for you all. Shy Boys IRL, a nice half an hour docu about the guys that are currently lurking here. Pay attention to this guy >>24975 you won't regret it

No. 24995

>>24937
Relationships cause more problems… but they also solve current ones. Romantic relationships tend to be a driving force in peoples lives. Getting a first girlfriend is a pretty big deal.

I highly doubt any robot who got a girlfriend would feel disappointed. They'd also probably be pretty committed to the relationship.

No. 24996

>>24986
It really hasn't occurred to you that good-looking people are just more likely to post pictures?

No. 24997

>>24990
I am a virgin shut-in. Even on the internet I visit less and less places these days.

No. 24998

>>24786
>The vast majority of us are exiles from Halfchan's /cgl/ but virtually none of the users that use lolcow go to /cgl/ now that it's turned into a politically correct SJW shithole (just as Jewt intended).
Why'd you give up and run away from your home?

You should have fought to drive out the degenerate scourge. You could have asked /pol/ for help at any time. We drove the SJWs out of /v/ and heralded the beginning of gamergate.

No. 24999

>>24996
Not necessarily. Decent looking people, yeah. A couple attention whites regardless of how good they actually look. Most of the really attractive ones shitpost completely anon because they have followings elsewhere and it would destroy Their Fantasy Kawaii Internet Rep.

No. 25000

>>24986
You think the same shit about introverted male channers. We avoid you for the exact same reason.

But don't sit around and pretend you don't have bouts of loneliness.

No. 25002

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>tfw only thing that gets me going is the hope of looking decent after weight loss

No. 25003

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What do you girls look like? Updated my picture. Now with smiles.

No. 25005

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"Most of us are gorgeous"

LOL, so post a picture then

"The reason we avoid you"

You don't avoid me, I avoid you. Because you're fat. I don't avoid all girls, pic related its me and my FWB laughing at you.

This might be the only board more pathetic but more lulz-worthy than r9k. I want to see some pictures of you fat ladies

No. 25008

>>25003
Nigg you cute a'f, just your smile scaring me.
But like, seriously though, you into jfash?

No. 25009

>>25003
That makes all the different 100% more approachable. Your lips aren't bad.

No. 25011

>>24835
That's pretty much it. Also greentext stories.

No. 25013

>>25008
Nope. Don't know what that is.
>>25009
Th-thanks.

No. 25014

>>25005
you look like fucking sid what the fuck

No. 25017

>>24990
Maybe. I've been asked out before a couple of times by friends, but declined because I felt like it wouldn't work out and would ruin the friendship in the process.

I wouldn't mind dating someone, but I'm not an especially warm person and like to take things slow, so I don't feel like most people would put up with that so it's easier not to do anything.

I'd like improve myself some more too since I wouldn't date myself as it is, so I think it's unrealistic to demand that out of someone else.

I lean pretty heavily towards girls too, so it just adds another layer of cold feet as well.

I'm probably just making excuses though and letting my anxiety get in to way.

No. 25018

>>24990
im sure there are a lot of shut ins here, but i think this place has the greatest amount of normal/cool people compared to any other chan board

No. 25020

>>24808
hi i am black will you be my gf

No. 25021

>>24996
this place probably has the greatest amount of people who are into selfcare besides maybe cgl and some reddit communities.

No. 25022

>>25002
Andy Milonakis?

Nah I'm kidding you're alright in that Seth Rogen way, more Seth Rogeh as opposed to the Jonah Hills which is a good thing.

No. 25023

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>>24967
No. I'm a /v/irgin unfortunate enough to stumble into /r9k/.

There is only cringe.

No. 25025

>>24967
im sure you are

>>24975
he looks like the rapper Bones. not my type but im sure there are people into that

No. 25026

>>25003
i told you a smile would be better <3

just make it less awkward

No. 25027

>>25002
do you do your brows? they look really well kept
the rosy cheeks are pree cute tbh… gl with your weight goal

No. 25029

So whats with the stigma of it being ok for girls to have sex toys but when its a guy they're a fucking creep and should be put on a sex offender list?

No. 25030

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>>25002

i just wanna hug you and pinch your cheeks omg

>>25005
image related

No. 25032

>>25029
There isn't one lel

No. 25033

I'm not sure helpful this will be for people here, idk what you guys are called, anons/femanons/farmers/seagulls

but most of the shit posting in r9k isnt how the person is its just like shit posting and jokes heaped upon jokes and people come in thinking thats how they should act.


Its mostly decent people just saying shit to let off steam, same as here i guess.

No. 25034

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>>25003
You don't look bad at all my mans it's a shame you're in a shitty situation. Hope the money dog blesses you soon.

No. 25035

>>25034

get pesos, pupper

No. 25037

>>25033
So you guys shitpost so much it's just the accepted means of communication?

No. 25038

Do girls like guys being on their board?

No. 25039

>>25038
as long as they don't start bullshit i personally don't care.

No. 25040

>>25033
Doesn't sound like much fun. I've only just realized how great our admin sama and farmhands are.

Thank you admin sama, wherever you are.

No. 25041

>>25037
Pretty much, it's a small culture of shitposting built off the sad lives of frogposters.

No. 25042

>>25037
nah its more like


at the start people shitpost as a joke to be edgy or funny


people come in and think thats how it normally is


they adopt it and instead of it being done as a joke its now the norm


old r9k was basically for the people stuck between too normal for the weird kids and too weird for the normal kids and wanting to be better, cyborgs.


now, idk its gotten odd.

No. 25044

>>25038
Just don't shitpost or try to start some gender war

No. 25046

>>25044
Why would we want to start a war we are guaranteed to win?
What would we get out of it?

No. 25049

>>25046
Exactly what I mean, you guys cry about your board going to shit and your response is to invade other boards and try to make them shit.

No. 25051

>>25044
But it's fun sometimes. You're telling me you don't get wet when you're flaming some guy in a gender war?

No. 25052

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>>25002

You look like the bastard child of Jonah Hill and the fat woman from The Bridesmaids. That being said, I have to imagine you're one of the prettier girls here. I want to see some more fat cows. POST PICTURES COWS

No. 25053

>>25052

anon I'm like 90% sure that isn't a girl but okay.

No. 25054

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>>25030

T-thanks.

>>25027

Nope, they are natural. Gone down to 109 from 130 kg, my goal is 90 for now.

>>25022

Kek yeah, I get that a lot.

No. 25055

>>25052
That was one of you brobots LEL

No. 25056

>>25042
Don't listen to this guy. He is wrong.

No. 25057

>>24813
So men should be happy to be settled for and felt superior to due to your insane broken standards?

No. 25058

>>25054

Holy shit dude I honestly thought you were a woman. I'm fucking dying right now

No. 25059

>>25046

You wouldn't win any more m8.

For starters you're vastly outnumbered, I mean this is "our" board, but for over 24 hours now /robots/ have been repeatedly attempting to spam the board and met a brick wall of deletions and locked threads to the point where you've been corralled into this little containment thread (so much for that raid eh.

Even so, the difference between us and you is that whenever you try to start shit, the regular users, from our experience, automatically know you're just men being retarded as usual and generally don't respond.
We just leave the thread, which just leaves you alone with a bunch of other angry, aggressive men bickering amongst yourself, exactly like on /r9k/ kek

So go on, try to start your "war". I'll put my feet up, grab some popcorn and see how far you get.

No. 25060

>>25054

your smile is so cute i can't even

i have a soft spot for chub guys

No. 25061

>>25056
I'm not wrong anon

I've been on r9k long enough to see the changes.

being cyborgs was the goal, to be happy on r9k

then the flood and spam of tfw no gf came and its turned to shitposting


I've been there 8 years I'm sad enough to know.

No. 25062

>>25005

No because we're not attentionwhores.
Posting your picture here just proves how thirsty you are female attention, it's pathetic.

Get your Shylock nose out of here m8.

No. 25064

>>25059
sweet or salted popcorn?

No. 25065

>>25054
It's actually nice seeing a brobot trying to look friendly and approachable as opposed to trying way too hard to flex their non existent Badass Alpha Alter Ego and looking creepy as a result.

No. 25066

>>25059
I wish we had mods like yours.

No. 25067

>>25029

There isn't one. I don't think I've ever seen a girl say this in my life.

Hell, even I bought my boyfriend a Tenga Egg.

No. 25068

>>25064

Not that anon but omg caramel popcorn is truth.

No. 25069

>>25058

Meh, I'm used to it to be honest. Doesn't even bother me, I have bigger problems.

No. 25070

>>25065
this this this
It's like you guys hate the big strong alpha male but you also hate the nice guy stereotype so much you've warped around and you're trying to be the big strong alpha male again

No. 25071

>>25052

That isn't a female dude, it's one of your own…

No. 25072

>>25059

The fact you guys are talking about a theoretical flame war between the 2 boards for autists is hilarious.

i want to see some of you ugly girls already, I posted a picture of me, and Jonah hill also posted his picture, where are the fat bitches at

No. 25073

>>25064

Sweet of course I'm not a fucking degenerate.

No. 25074

>>25065
Sure, but you wouldn't fuck him.

No. 25075

>>25068
totally, I prefer sweet


I remember seeing this coloured rainbow popcorn as a kid that was sweetened and I cant find it again, it was so so so so nice

No. 25077

>>25069
I mean I guess from afar or first glance I can understand the female joke but you'd have to be a retard to be so blind. Clearly male. I don't get why a lot of guys can't seem to tell the actual difference but girls can.

No. 25078

>>25054

Nah ur cute m8, and a very well done on the weightloss too, you must feel amazing.

Peacable guys like you are so much more attractive and approachable compared to KikeMcGee up there >>25005

No. 25079

>>25070
It's easy to reject both, though, considering that neither is a mature representation of a person.

No. 25080

>>25054
You looked like a dude to me, Imma guess maybe the curly hair confused some peeps


or the idea of girls being the same as robots makes them want to believe any pic is a girl.


people want to be wanted even the losers

No. 25081

>>25072

There are pictures of plenty of us on this board already, problem most of you guys haven't been able to succinctly recognise that there are boards aside from /b/ on this site…

Now post gape or GTFO.

No. 25082

>>25069
UNATCO?

No. 25083

>>25074
Of course not, I don't fuck guys. That doesn't mean I can't give them an honest and neutral opinion when they aren't being dix. Keeping that mentality of yours is just going to lead to premature balding.

No. 25084

>>25081
gape?

No. 25085

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>>25071
>>25055

I am not a robot or a "brobot". I just like to look at pictures of ugly people so I visit /r9k/. I know there are fat girls here though, please no more posts from feminine Jonah Hill trying to trick me

No. 25086

>>25074

I would, and hopefully cuddle in bed after whilst watching Rock and Morty together.

No. 25087

>>25082
Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.

No. 25088

>>25075

That sounds amazing. I've had popcorn flavored to taste like cotton candy, but i dunno if its around anymore

No. 25089

>>25072
Why would we want any pictorial connection with this site? I'd be ashamed of my friends or fam saw my picture on here. It's my dirty little secret.

Go find Spoony.

No. 25090

>>25074

ah, there's the bitter /r9k/ i know and love.

No. 25091

>>25061
There was no goal or ideal /r9k/ user until recently. "Cyborgs" are a shitty concept and a very new one too.

No. 25092

>>25075
Candied popcorn? I know Samurai brand sells some.

No. 25093

>>25059
The real raiding doesn't start until after first contact dies down.

You're all hyperaware of our presence right now. But in a week or two you'll calm down a bit. That's when you won't even realize we're here.

No. 25095

>>25089

>go find Spoony

>implying I'm not the one repeatedly telling him to get his fucking kike mug out of here

y u scapegoat

No. 25098

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>>25093

K, well you have fun with that.

I'm gonna go continue posting to the fashion thread.
I think a general makeup thread is well overdue as well.

No. 25099

>>25091
dude its not a new concept its at least 3-4 years old if not more

r9k was just for sentecnes to never be posted the same, but the user base are robots wanting to fit in, the tfw no gf has warped it.

like what happens to /x/ everytime b raids it

No. 25100

>>25093
I dunno, you guys tend to stick out pretty well. I'd imagine we'd stick out if we came to /r9k/.

No. 25101

>>25095

he just wanted to see your beautiful eyebrows ~

I was wondering when you'd make yourself known though.

No. 25102


No. 25103

>>25095
Can't speak for all ladies on lolcow but it's definitely my guilty pleasure. I indulge in image boards on the low and really wouldn't want anyone I know to be aware of that. I wouldn't want to be affiliated.

No. 25104

>>25100
literally just say tfw no gf/bf and you will fit in

No. 25105

>>25098
Young Gemma gets my panties so wet thanku for this.

No. 25106

>>25103

same here.

No. 25107

>>25100
I've been trolling on the internet for long enough to know how to adapt and blend in.

But I'm personally not here to "raid" in the traditional sense of fucking shit up. I just want to fit in with a female space and see what it's like. You know… for science and stuff.

I-it's not like I'm looking for a girlfriend or anything, baka…

No. 25108

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Just found this thread, usually i'm on /pt/. How did these guys even come about posting here? Only knew about overlap with /cow/ at most.
I mean, why?

No. 25109

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>>25101

;__;

To be fair though I must submit at least 30-50 posts to this board a day. The overwhelming amount of the time nobody knows I'm here.
Shit, some days like half the top threads on /b/ are all threads I created.

>>25105

Yessssss young Gemma was queen.

No. 25110

File: 1439584947751.jpg (99.34 KB, 480x640, image.jpg)

All you cows are too scared to post a picture lol. Here is one of my girlfriends, get jealous bitches.

No. 25111

>>25108
Some guy on /r9k/ posted a link here yesterday and they flooded us

No. 25112

>>25108
Someone was on /r9k/ trying to rile us up into a fury by posting screencaps from a misandry general thread. He tried to hide the source, but robots obviously found this place anyways.

Now we're roleplaying as European explorers discovering the New World.

No. 25113

What do farmers even do? Just fashion and cosplay?

No. 25114

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>>25110

>image.jpg


Seems legit.

No. 25115

>>25113

Have not a single one of you robots visited /pt/ yet? That's our primary board, /b/ is just a recent offshoot.

No. 25116

>>25110

oh boy i wish i had that big nose

No. 25117

>>25108
anon from 4chan/r9k

the train of thought is basically

>lonely anon

>hear about girl board
>lonely girls
>imagine life with lonely anon and lonely femanon
>maybe something like old 4chan and old tumblr years back


mostly for me i'm curious girls can be as miserable, like the first time I watched Girls I was surprised girls can be such dicks to eahc other.

No. 25118

File: 1439585090869.jpg (1.57 MB, 2000x3442, r9gay.jpg)

>this is what a robot looks like

No. 25119

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>>25086

Too bad I'm from Turdkey we'll never meet.

No. 25120

>>25109

ssh, its okay. it's all okay.

No. 25122

>>25111
>>25112
>flooded us
>misandry threads exist
Didn't even notice kek

No. 25123

>>25122
"Flooded" is an exaggeration. We've been pretty good about sticking to this thread although a few assholes have tried to spam shitposts. But your farmhands have been pretty good about cleaning up.

No. 25124

>>25118

i don't understand how they don't feel weird about posting themselves when you're supposed to be anon? Like i don't care if robots see my face because i skyped with them, but i don't think I'd ever post my face to a chan board.

No. 25125

>>25107
good luck with that

No. 25126

>>25124
might be caps from the omegle threads.


when you feel like a shutin anon you start to not care about showing yourself

No. 25127

>>25124
Attention

No. 25128

What shall today's topic be? M-maybe a Vocaroo?

No. 25129

>>25127
People want to be wanted

No. 25130

>>25124
True robots don't post selfies on the internet.

No. 25132

>>25119
And you dont classify the chick in the top right corner as a female, only the cute one? Wow, you're almost as mean as us. Lol

No. 25133

Do girls play videogames?

No. 25134

Okay so i've been looking at your other boards

chat is ded
b is just anything general
g is mostly venting and inspo stuff I guess

but /pt/, seems like a sort of weird hit list on girls, like you post a pic of a girl thats famous on tumblr and bitch about her.


its very weird to see this

No. 25135

>>25124
/pt/ is the original board

>>25124
everyone loves attention

No. 25136

>>25128

im down for that.

>>25133

Yes.

>>25134
/pt/ is the female version of /cow/. All those girls you see on /pt/ are cows we poke and prod at.

>>25127

You're probably right.

No. 25137

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I wish the chat would be more active. Otherwise chan itself feels pretty cozy, kinda strange but cozy.

No. 25138

>>25133
How else am I supposed to waste my life away?

No. 25139

>>25137
Robots should breath life into the chat.

No. 25140

>>25136
What kind of games are you into?

No. 25141

>>25139
I'm in the chat it ded

>>25136
theres a cow board?

No. 25142

>>25133
Used to more so, but not much has been fun lately.

No. 25143

>>25137

yeah. We have a skype group but thats also dead. Glad you're cozy though.

No. 25144

>>25140

i like fighting games, but i also enjoy some indie horrour.

No. 25145

>>25132

What?

No. 25146

>>25133

I used to religiously until I started university.

I've got so many games on my "to finish" list, Half Life 2, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Skyrim, Enslaved, DMC:DMC (kek), The Witcher, The Witcher 2…

Every single one of those I've ploughed in like 50-100 hours each but I always end up trickling away from them towards something else.

I have an active subscription to FFXIV because it feels like it requires less commitment. I can hop on and off whenever I want.

No. 25147

>>25140
not the person you replied to but right now im playing a lot of Princess Maker and Disgaea

No. 25150

Going to the store, you guys want anything?

No. 25151

>>25140
RTSes, RPGs, shooters, mech games (Armored Core, Mechwarrior), Animal Crossing

No. 25152

>>25150
milk
>>25146
Dude ya gotta finish the witcher if anything

No. 25153

>>25150
can you pop in the shop instead and get me an irn bru and a girlfriend?

thx m8

No. 25156

File: 1439586343010.jpg (156.45 KB, 1180x1047, 1424105701970.jpg)

Hey lads i'm here to claim my free gf.

No. 25157

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>>25118
Someone locate Woody Harrelson chan for me immediately.

No. 25159

>>25156

U must be over 5'6 and post dix pix first.

No. 25160

>>25152

Yeah I know, but muh degree ;__;

No. 25162

>>25157

>Woody Harrelson


Good god I think you're onto something here…

No. 25163

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>>25133
>>25133

No shit. I'm a top player in North America and Europe actually. Won't say which game though. And NO I'm not fat. Most girls on here I would say are average to attractive. We actually take care of ourselves

No. 25164

>>25159
>5'6
aiming a little low there aren't you? i'm 6'2 with a 7 inch cock.

No. 25165

>>25144
Dunno much 'bout those sadly. If you haven't tried Call of Cthulhu then I' recommend that one tho'.

>>25146
>Every single one of those I've ploughed in like 50-100 hours each but I always end up trickling away from them towards something else.

Christ I hate that. It's pretty much impossible for me to play stuff that require long time investments nowadays, as I just get bored after a day or two of hype. Shit sucks. You might want to consider EVE if the setting seems appealing to you, it's pretty slow progressing and doesn't need you being super active daily (depending on what you do ingame).

>>25151
Ever tried Grand Strategy? You might enjoy it if you like RTS' or strategy games in general.

>>25147
That's okay, I'm not the person who asked the original question either. Sadly I dunno anything about the two games you mentioned. Never really tried any of the japanese stuff like Disgaea etc.

No. 25166

>>25164

post the penis

No. 25167

>>25065

I've always been an awkward softie, why act like something I'm not? My problems mostly stem from being fat and a bit short(1.78cm).

No. 25168

>>25166
>owning a camera
fucking normies.

No. 25169

>>25163

nice lingerie set, where could i find that in white? If thats you anyway

No. 25170

>>25159
yeah 5'7

heels are fine as well idc, but you gotta share a love of baking food with me or no gf deal

No. 25171

>>25163
>girls that are good at videogames
Nothing makes me happier

No. 25173

>>25166
And write "deep web" on it

No. 25174

File: 1439586715530.jpg (Spoiler Image,75.18 KB, 800x798, image.jpg)


No. 25175

>>25163
Better not be a MOBA. That's a massive red flag bb.

No. 25177

>>25169
I got the bra at forever 21 and undies at wet seal. A bunch of their stuff is total crap but you can find cute things once in a while.

No. 25178

>>25167
I'm 5'7 m8

anon best advice is to accept what you cant change otherwise its wasted energy, imrpove what you can change accept what you cant.

your 5'10 nigga sheeeet, cmon what else you gonna wish for a bigger dick too

No. 25179

>>25163
I admire your effort to blur out all the tiny details in that room that make it recognizable. You go girl.

No. 25180

>>25163
tfw no gamer girl to make you please her under desk while she games

No. 25181

>>25171

Good. I actually know many women who are very good at games/score top. I finished top 130 in north america and 150 in Europe last season.

No. 25182

File: 1439586875359.png (871.11 KB, 968x720, 57.png)

what is /pt/?

No. 25183

>>25181
I'm guessing Starcraft/Hearthstone

No. 25184

>>25179
Thanks haha. I've been around too long and seen what can happen to you if you have tiny details, even things like nails.

>>25180
That's my fetish actually

No. 25185

>>25133
Yes. I make them, actually. Well, the art side of them, anyway. It's not such a minority as it used to be, but I still think that 50 percent of gamers are women is a bs stat considering the amount of blank looks I get from other women when I tell them what I do.

No. 25186

>>25184
no don't say that now the feel of it never happening is 10times as worse.

No. 25187

>>25177
Thats good to know, i was afriad it'd be some expensive shit lol

No. 25189

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>>25159
>tfw barely 5'5

No. 25190

>Girls like videogames
Well now that I know I won't have to feign interest in makeup to have a conversation..

Anyone like dragon's dogma? or smash bros melee? Those have been my jam recently

No. 25191

>>25185
That stat included mobile games, which yeah a ton of girls I know play Clash of Clans or Candy Crush but that's it.

I haven't met a single other girl that plays video games in real life, I remember one time I was playing Smash with a few male friends and the other girl there would just jump around the stage and kept asking me how I played it.

No. 25192

>>25165
i guess it's not for everyone. i also used to like competitive pokemon, but i haven't played for a while

>>25185
there are a lot of obnoxious gurl gamerz who insist that video game players are equally distributed, but i think it only counts when you take into account mobile gamers. i think when you start taking into account people who play 10/hours per week or something the ratio gets more skewed. i think most of my female friends think me gaming is kind of odd.

>>25184
what can happen? ive never had anything too bad happen to me

No. 25195

>>25189
If it comforts you, I'm like 6'3 and a KV. Height helps but r9k overhypes it.

No. 25196

>>25190
why are you so desperate to have a conversation w/ a girl?

No. 25199

>>25190
I fucking LOVE dragons dogma. Nobody ever plays that game.

No. 25200

>>25190
just a anon but dragons dogma is so good

shame the sequel is a mmo shit


WOLFS HUNT IN PACKS ARISEN

No. 25201

>>25190
>smash bros melee

bruh

Bruh

Bruh

Yes

No. 25202

>>25190
I mostly play Smash 4 for the increased player count but I watch Melee a bit and respect its depth

No. 25203

>>25196
People find comfort in differnet things. His behaviour doesn't hurt you, does it?

No. 25204

>>25190
Dragons Dogma is so good. But my first pawn I made was like…a huge beefy dude and I couldn't quite hear the sound at the time when I was making him so he ended up with a really high girly voice. When he rages into battle I laugh every time.

No. 25205

>>25196
Because I like girls and I like conversations about videogames. So why not both?

No. 25207

>>25192

some crazy shit can happen to girls who aren't careful

No. 25208

File: 1439587386983.jpg (95.97 KB, 944x712, scrubs.jpg)

>>25196
where do you think we are?

No. 25209

>>25178

Hah, it would be great to be honest. I'm coming in terms with my shortcomings and focusing on my better qualities. I've been improving myself like hell since March.

No. 25210

>dragons dogma
>make a qt boy character for mc or guts build
>GRIFFITH
>make pawn a muscle amazon qt
>have ara ara mage
>make a caska character also


good feels

No. 25211

>>25200
This is lame as fuck but I'm a grill so I loved making my pawn look like my ~Ideal Boyfriendo~ and damn I loved how he followed me around and called me master. DD is one of my favorites.

Anyone else played Bloodborne recently?

No. 25212

>>25210
………I made my pawn look like Griffith I'm >>25211 wtf who are you please don't be Spoony because I love you.

No. 25213

>>25192
Yeah, I find that to be true as well. Also, I kinda find the 'well if games were more appealing to women they'd like them!' argument to be a little annoying. If you do not like something, then it's not for you. I don't like sports…so I don't partake in them or watch them? Like, IDK what's so hard about just ignoring it and going on with your life.

No. 25214

>>25211
its cool i did the above post so i knw those feels

bloodborne is good too, worried il feel too fast for dark souls 3, hope its not gonna become a cash in series.

still need to do chalice dungeons

No. 25215

>>25209
what have you done?

>>25207
like what?

No. 25216

File: 1439587537488.jpg (132.74 KB, 937x881, bfcoupon.jpg)

>>25211
>>25211
>tfw you'll never follow this girl around and call her master

No. 25218

>>25211
Finished NG+ just a month ago. Really, really enjoyed it.

And omg hearing that people made their pawns into handsome husbandos makes me feel so much better about mine lol

No. 25219

>>25199
>>25200
>>25204
>>25210


Fuck yes. I Played in the beta for dragon's dogma online. It's actually really good. The MMO elements don't get in the way of good old dragon's dogma gameplay. It was really fun to go adventuring with other anons killing monsters we had no business fighting.

>>25201
Who do you play?

No. 25221

>>25212
idk who spoony is im just a r9k anon

ty for the loves feels comfy


I also sometimes play a gut build character and use the dlc guts armor and have the FORCES theme song play for guts as I one shot chimerias with my greatsword


such a good feel to one hit

No. 25222

>>25216
You can follow me in spirit. For Every. Straight to hell.
I'll see you in another life robo chan.
But in this one it…just wasn't meant to be.

No. 25223

>>25219
Kirby 4ever

No. 25224

>>25165
I remember playing one of the older Europa Universalis's ages ago and we have a ton of old late 90's/early 00's RTSes/4X games lying around. I know Paradox is king of grand strategy but the only game of their's (well, published by them) I've really gotten into is Mount & Blade, I LOVE that game, can't wait for Bannerlord.

No. 25227

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>>25222
Y-yes Master, see you in another life then

No. 25230

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>>25215

Well lost around 30 kg pic related was how I looked before, picked up cycling and some /out/ hobbies, started to take care of my appearance more, started to get well read about astronomy and astrophysics, picked up drumming again and formed a new band, limited my r9k browsing time, got a good job at Apple, reconnected with my family, finished school. Astronomy helped me a lot, I mean my little shitty problems don't even even matter man. Nothing will get better if you don't put effort in to it.

No. 25231

>>25224
Yeah, EU's are pretty great. I never really got around to learning Vicky & HOI.

And yeah, Warband is fucking great. Clocking quite a few hundred hours in it and still a bunch of stuff that I haven't done. Do you play or vanilla or with mods? If the latter, what kind of mods? I've been playing a crusader campaign on AD 1257 lately, it's going pretty well.

No. 25232

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>>25223
Kirby is probably my all-time favorite videogame character. He's so bad in melee, though.

No. 25233

>>25230

Fuck I mean 20.

No. 25235

>>25230
Good job! I really do like your smile, keep up the good work.

No. 25236

>>25230
Skinny gamer anon chan here. I think you're super cute and I usually date guys who look like you. You seem like a great guy

No. 25238

>>25230
You look brotier as fuck. Would hang out with/10.

No. 25239

>>25232

God i know right? But it feels wrong to not pick him… or pikachu. It explains why i lose a lot though lol.

No. 25240

>>25230
Sounds like you have a good idea of what you need to do. It's dumb but like…love and whatever kinda comes into your life the moment you stop looking for it. Or at least, that's how it felt.

No. 25241

>>25222
>>25227

WOLFS HUNT IN PACKS ARISEN


THEY HOLD THE ADVANTAGE


SOAKED TO THE BONE


TIS A TROUBLING FOE

No. 25243

>>25235
>>25236
>>25238

Thanks, stuff like this makes me wanna work even harder, too bad there are not much people like you in Turdkey.

No. 25245

>>25231
I've played vanilla and Gekokujo, on my first playthrough I somehow got roped into killing infidels for the Sarranids after the Swadians got crushed and had to chug through the last part of the game gathering a billion other lords to assault one Rhodok castle with hundreds of Sharpshooters. I tried serving Nobunaga in Gekokujo and he ended up being the first faction to get wiped out, I just have bad judgment I guess. I never really messed around much with quests or the city investment stuff, I think I'll pick it up again at least once before Bannerlord comes out.

Upcoming games I'm planning on getting for reference

>SC2 Legacy of the Void

>XCOM 2
>Deus Ex Mankind Divided
>Metal Gear Solid V
>Persona 5

No. 25246

>dear god dear god tinkle tinkle hoy

Will I ever have a tomboy gf?

No. 25247

>>25240

Well I've been too much deep in self pity to see real stuff before. Universe's greatness opened my eyes, none of this matters when you compare your shit to it. I'm just going with the flow now.

No. 25249

>>25245
Gekokujo is pretty great, gotta agree. Served under Shimazu and got pretty far. I should probably continue that save some day as it's like 1000 ingame days in or so. I also occasionaly played Vanilla & Napoleonic in multiplayer, quite nice when people on your team aren't lacking basic brain function. Also Napoleonic had a awesome feature with music instruments, usually spent my days playing bagpipes near the action.

As for the upcoming games - I'll give XCOM & Dude Sex a try, dunno about the other ones yet. Also you might enjoy Kingdom Come Deliverance, although that one is getting released sometimes next year I think. It's pretty similar to Warband so might be cool.

No. 25250

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What do girls on here think of short guys?

No. 25251

Hi guys, I'm back from the store! Come get your goodies.

No. 25252

>>25227
Okie since you're my pawn now.
What vocation did you prefer? I loved being a magick archer. Also levitating on that damn staff was so satisfying.

No. 25253

>>25252
that meterotie spell


BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME AS A GOD

No. 25254

>>25230
This is cute! Good for you. Keep it up :^*

No. 25256

>>25247
Depends how short. I'm 5'8", but wouldn't mind someone a couple inches shorter than me. I couldn't date a literal dwarf however.

No. 25257

>>25249
I've seen a bit of Kingdom Come, it looks interesting. Also that For Honor game that got announced at E3 but it's Ubisoft so I'm really wary. I'm just glad that a lot of these types of games are coming out, I'm pretty bummed RTS seems to be going the way of the dodo thanks to MOBAs. Same thing on a lesser scale with From Software, Souls games are fun but I hope Armored Core 6 comes out soon.

>>25250
You're fine friend

No. 25258

>tfw this website

No. 25259

>>25251
You forgot my gf

No. 25260

>>25258
>And yet you're here

No. 25261

>>25260
Will you be my GF?

No. 25262

>>25259
They were out of stock.

No. 25263

>be from /r9k/
>lurk here
>discuss later at a different website

This would have been a lot better than trying to fucking have a trolls trolling trolls thread.

No. 25264

>>25252
the griffith greentext anon

but i prefeered the champion i think, the big greatsword and then the mage, the magic archer i used for the dlc

No. 25265

>>25257
I liked the half-swording mechanic in For Honor, on other stuff - vary is probably the best approach, NPC enemies seemed totally harmles and only there for show, and it was weird how they never showed combat against more than two enemies at once. Probably because how awkward it would've been. Combat in general seemed very QTE, but maybe that's just me.

Are you excited for the new Anno game? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwlfEaavrqw

No. 25267

>>25252
I like games but I've never actually played Dragon's Dogma, is it any good?
C-can I still be your pawn now?

No. 25270

>>25256
165cm, I think that's 5'5 in burger units

No. 25271

>tfw anons and femanons are actually having decent conversation and bonding.

No. 25272

>>25271
i knw anon im scared

No. 25273

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>>25267
Sure I'm allowed to have what, 3 pawns at a time anyways? None of you compare to Griffith but Das Okee.
You should give DD a try, you can make a QT gf as your pawn.

No. 25274

>>25265
My brother used to play some of the Anno games years ago and I tried them out, I liked them but they never really grabbed me for whatever reason. Maybe if it gets cheap later down the line.

I actually forgot to mention I want to get the new Nobunaga's Ambition in a few weeks too. Really fun mix of real time battles and turn-based city and people management. Got into it through its sister series, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, I put like 100 hours into RotTK XI in a month last summer. Really happy Koei's localizing their strategy games again.

No. 25275

>>24721
>And the first step to that is turning off your fucking computer and talking to people in real life.
Whoa whoa whoa, hold on a cotton-pickin second. I was with you up to there. Much of the internet may be a shithole but real life is awful.

No. 25276

>>25273
do you want to make a fuck

BERSERKER

No. 25277

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>>25273
I'd much rather have a qt gf as my master but I'll take what I can get

No. 25278

>>25271
You'd be surprised at how far you can go when you're not being obnoxious and trying to push meninest manifestos on us.

No. 25279

Would you time travel anons and femanons? And if so, where?

No. 25280

>>25274
I've never actually tried Anno games. They seem cool but for some reason haven't gotten around it yet. Probably should at some point. Friend keeps praising 2040.

Nobunaga actually looks pretty dope, might try it out as I liked Shogun 2 quite a lot. Thanks for revealing its existance to me. Oh and thanks for mentioning ROTK aswell, I wanted to torrent it awhile ago but forgot about. Will start lookin' for a torrent.

No. 25283

>>25256

1.78 or something, i dont know.

No. 25284

>>25271
It's amazing what you can accomplish when you are loyal to 2D.

No. 25287

Since we're all fawning over Berserk a bit… does anyone know if the movie series is going to continue?

No. 25288

>>25187
nah haha, bra was like 10 bucks and undies like 3!

No. 25289

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>>25280
I recommend either RotTK X or XI. You can find torrents of XI pretty easily. Emulate the PS2 version of X if you want a really great roleplaying game. You can be a faction's ruler, its strategist, just a general, a wandering mercenary, etc. You build up your character with various stats and items, form friendships and rivalries with other officers, lots of stuff. It's the embodiment of the "one more turn" phenomenon to me. Pic from a random campaign I was doing last fall.

No. 25292

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ITT: pathethic attentionwhoring faggots
>"robots" posting pics
>im a dude tbh

You are like the fuckin sluts attentionwhoring on /r9k/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No. 25296

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>>25292
spotted the virgin girl

No. 25297

>>25292
The role reversal is pretty fun.

No. 25299

>>25292
virgin detected

No. 25302

DD is so amazing. It's the only game that let me play as a cute mage shota and have a huge bear mode warrior pawn love and protect me.

No. 25303

Nothing is wrong with being a virgin

No. 25304

>>25289
Neat, thank you.

What kind of other stuff are you into, besides vidya? I'm sure there's something.

No. 25305

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>>25299
>saying as it were a bad thing

NORMIE REEEEEEE

No. 25306

Wait, is this where I get an assertive and possibly mean girlfriend?

No. 25307

>>25303
You mean we shouldn't be mean to be people senselessly over something they're most likely insecure about?

No. 25308


No. 25309

>>25308
Yay! What do I need to do?

No. 25311

>>25309
First we're going to need you to fill out this application.

Results will be mailed to you in 4-7 days. We are under no responsibility to assure that your reply gets to your mailbox safely.

No. 25314

>>25292
I would post >>>/r9k/ anywhere else, but…

No. 25315

>>25304
I like history (part of the reason I really got into historical-based games), soccer & frisbee, writing & drawing (not very good at either), a bit of programming (Java and C++ mostly, know a little bit of Perl and Lisp). I'm not the most well-rounded person I'll admit, I really just love video games and it's dominated a lot of my life. How about you?

No. 25316

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>>25307
I wonder if there are girls on here that are into /gfd/

No. 25317

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>>25314
We immigrunts now, respect our culture und give benefits

No. 25318

>>25311
"This application"? What are you referring to? I'll gladly fill out anything, or have anything of mine filled out or up.

No. 25320

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>>25319
welcome to the ghetto, bitch

No. 25321

>>25302
R u grill or bot?

No. 25322

>>25318

>filled up


Well, at least you know what you're supposed to be doing.

No. 25325

>>25318
There's a good boy

No. 25326

>>25322
I do not know at all. Please teach me. What is it I should be doing, and why?

No. 25327

File: 1439593397186.gif (2 MB, 264x400, 1439399282592.gif)

I don't even want a gf. I just like talking to girls

No. 25328

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A very fine evening ladies!

Seeing as some of you seem to be lonely, I come before you with a simple proposition. I wish for one of you fine ladies to join me in a bountiful relationship.

First, a little about myself: I am a free-thinker and I don't subscribe to any bullshit religious dogma.I have a deep passion for cinema. Quentin Tarantino is truly a master of the art.I am an alpha male. Most men and women alike feel intimidated by me but please understand I am a true gentlemen at heart and I will treat you like a queen if you are deserving.

With that in mind, to weed out some of the chaff,I humbly request you only respond if you are a minimum of 7/10, C cup, and IQ above 115. These are my only requirements. Serious responses only. Any attempts at trolling will be met with a callous wit.

No. 25331

>>25321
gay bot

No. 25332

>>25325
Please fill me up

No. 25333

>>25331
Okey that's good. It's a lot less creepy when you are actually a geybot and not a fujoshi. Sounds QT.

No. 25334

>>25315
I share your fondness for history. Pretty much the only subject I did really well in back at school. Shame that making a profitable career out of it is near impossible.

As for other stuff well I enjoy reading, occasionaly cooking (although I'm quite awful at it, but hey gotta start from somewhere) and well consuming other media (movies/shows/music). Quite lame really, somehow most of my other interests (amateur astronomy, medieval re-enactment, programming (did some entry level Python & JS) and I'm sure there's more) have fallen into the sidelines mostly these days. Procrastination truly is a bit. While I'd love to draw, I'm afraid I'm just too impatient to get over the learning curve.

And yeah, vidya is mostly the main thing for me. Not the best but it's alright.

Out of curiosity: which part of the world do you hail from?

No. 25336

>>25335
Fuck you colonialist scum you think you're better than us and that we don't matter even though we live here too

No. 25337

>>25334
USA, on the east coast.

No. 25338

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please be my GF

No. 25339

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>>25328
you're a big guy

No. 25340

>>25337
Quite a few miles away then sadly. From Estonia myself.

No. 25343

>>25339
Ah, a fellow enthusiast. Nolan is certainly one of the greats. I often tell my friends to prepares themselves mentally before watching the Dark Knight Rises because of the sheer intensity of that opening scene. Nothing gets my heart going quite like when Bane jumps to his feet and proclaims: "WITH NO SURVIVORS!"

No. 25344

>>25340
How is it over there? I know very little about Estonia. Quick Google search seems like your country's pretty well off, at least.

No. 25345

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I'll be staying here for eternity

No. 25348

>>25296
>>25296
>>25299
Not that anon, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with being a virgin.

No. 25350

>>25348
If you're a grille

For men, it shows you're too dumb to get what you want (99% of the time at least)

No. 25353

>>25344
It's pretty nice really. I mean yeah wages etc. aren't comparable to Western Yuros but it's small and cozy. Not too dangerous (like you'd presume Eastern Euro countries are) neither.

How's US? Are you from one of the major cities or from a smaller one?

No. 25354

r9k/lolcow skype thread when

No. 25357

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>>25354
That's a very bad idea…

But I want in if it does happen.

No. 25358

>>25354
This needs to happen. The thousand ugliest boys and girls meet over the internet and fling shit at each other for a half hour

No. 25360

>>25350
What if it's intentional? I'm celibate until marriage.

No. 25361

>>25353
It's alright, I live in the suburbs about an hour away from a major city. Made a few good friends who are what mostly keep me going these days. I know a lot of people want to get out of this area just to experience something new but I think it's a grass is greener on the other side thing, it's nice around here. College is as bad as everybody says, with the elections coming up next year that's all anybody talks about these days.

No. 25362

>>25361
Not that person, but what's everyone saying is awful about colleges? I've heard various things but interested to what you see as the biggest concern

No. 25364

>>25362
Probably because they're wild, and full of degenerates trying to get loose.

No. 25365

I've lurked lolcow for a while. Already have a girlfriend but to the girl who posted herself in that lingerie set, holy shit. Would be very, very difficult for me to stay loyal if you came onto me.

Few questions:

1) Why are you so sadistic to other women and men you dislike? It's not very becoming of you. Men like empathy in a woman. This isn't some troll routine, it's just off putting to see you lay into people with such glee. You should be kind and loving.

2) Do you acknowledge that modern women are just as bad as modern men? I noticed in the past you girls have said you hate the way a lot of modern men behave. I acknowledge we're not really at the same level our grandfathers were, in terms of being proper, self-sufficient men, but still. Women aren't that great either.

3) Do you acknowledge race mixing is undesirable? My experiences with /cgl/ chicks lead me to believe they're incredibly liberal and into that whole asian/korean guy thing. Just as bad as white girls being into black men imo.

No. 25366

>>25354
The r9gay mods deleted the thread.

NOOOOO- THE GATEWAY BETWEEN OUR WORLDS HAS BEEN SHUT

No. 25367

>>25362
Tuition is the biggest factor. College is seen as mandatory for nearly everybody these days, students have to take out big loans for potentially worthless degrees (I have friends with over $100k in student loans). There's basically an entire generation of people that are going to be in debt for their 20's, if not longer. The college system is very much a business in the US and changing it has become one of the bigger points of the upcoming election, it's easily the most important issue for the youth voters.

No. 25368

>>25339
U U U U

>>25354
never

>>25366
>r9k
who needs those dorks anyway, we need coolcats like those from [s4s]

No. 25369

>>25360
You're celibate until Chad comes along and charms you.

No. 25370

File: 1439596724952.jpg (2.54 KB, 106x125, happy-black-man.jpg)

great, now I can post
>tfw no gf
on 2 boards at the same time
maybe I will eventually get great success from this increase in advertising!

No. 25371

>>25365
She wouldn't come on to you tho…

No. 25372

>>25369
I'm a guy tho

No. 25373

>>25365

>1) Why are you so sadistic to other women and men you dislike? It's not very becoming of you. Men like empathy in a woman. This isn't some troll routine, it's just off putting to see you lay into people with such glee. You should be kind and loving.


The same reason men of /r9k/ are sadistic to men and women they dislike. Men like certain qualities in women, and women like certain qualities in men. Some men have these qualities, just as some women have these qualities, and some of either gender don't.

Any negativity here also isn't the "game face" a woman will show to a man she is interested in. Just as /r9k/ guys will clean out piss bottles before inviting a girl inside. We "should be" kind and loving, just as men should not be socially inept manchildren/neckbeards, but you don't always get what you want

No. 25375

>>25371
>She wouldn't come on to you tho…

You're probably right, still, I've managed to hoodwink a few mentally messed up girls into bed in spite of being less attractive than them. That was just taking advantage of their issues though.

>>25373
I wouldn't describe /r9k/ as sadistic, and on the odd occasion it is, they'll target girls they would actually pursue with said sadism, it's like an extension of the puppy love phenomenon.

No. 25376

>>25365
what's so special about that girl? she looks pretty normal and a little skinnyfat. nothing wrong with her you just seem desperate

No. 25378

chad here tbh
these robots are pathetic
any cow, sorry i mean girl, want to join my harem?
im free on wednesday evenings 19-22, its not like you could handle me for 3 hours but i like to
make you feel wanted a bit
stacy comes home at 23 though
(wouldnt want to break her heart ;)

No. 25379

>>25354
Skype is for normies. We need a nice 'ideal mate' thread or something to meet those lolcow qts.

No. 25380

>>25376
What girl?

No. 25381

>>25379
what makes you think anyone wants to meet you?

>>25373
i don't think most guys really care if a girl is mean to another girl

No. 25383

>>25375
Trying to casual brag on your supposed sex life on lolcow.

K.

No. 25385

so what are you guys up to on friday night? i want to go to the club, but on one hand i have no club clothes and my bf/his friend are working. booo. hopefully i'll get to go somewhere tomorrow and finally take ecstasy again before going back on my meds

>>25383
i totally agree, it is really weird when people brag online

>>25380

girl in lingerie

No. 25386

>>25383
The only girls I've fucked I've met online, it is absolutely nothing to brag about, even casually.

That being said most guys on /r9k/ would do well to just try and meet a few sluts with daddy issues and fuck em, just to get it out of their system.

Femanons may be absolutely batshit crazy and slutty, but a lot of them are likable people past the facade.

No. 25387

>>25386
yet you're bragging still? or really even worse, humblebragging

No. 25389

>>25387
If you consider being incapable of picking up any girl but internet detritus to be bragging, sure.

No. 25391

>>25386
>the only girls you've fucked
>girls you fucked
This happened

No. 25392

>thinking casual sex is acceptable
FUCKING NORMIES

No. 25393

>>25391
Yes. It isn't hard.

No. 25395

>>25393
Just admit to yourself that your plan backfired and stop trying to show off on anon

No. 25396

>>25376

I'm not fat I'm like 95 pounds. I'm Pretty average looking tho I agree

>>25365
I'm assuming none of those questions were for me. But thanks lol

No. 25398

>>25396
skinnyfat just means you dont have a lot of muscle tone

No. 25399

>>25395
Take your autism pills and be on your way.

No. 25400

>>25381
If anyone's going to it's going to be someone from a place like this.

No. 25401

>>25399
Nice one faggit.

No. 25402

>>25398
Oh ok. Thanks. Yeah, I play tennis and I don't have much definition right now…might get back into swimming/start weightlifting to try to be a little more in shape.

No. 25403

>>25375
>I wouldn't describe /r9k/ as sadistic, and on the odd occasion it is, they'll target girls they would actually pursue with said sadism, it's like an extension of the puppy love phenomenon.

>it's fine when /r9k/ does it because it's all in good faith

>but grills shouldn't do it

No. 25406

>>25392
wish one of these normie sluts would have casual sex with me tbh

i would fuck the ugliest one i just want to put my dick in a hole and not be a virgin.

No. 25408

>>25403
men in a nutshell
>follow all these rules
>oh I don't have to follow them though, we are men after all, it's just logical bro, I'm entitled to have a gf

No. 25411

>>25406

Sex won't make you feel better about yourself. Losing your V-card to a ugly girl will probably make you feel worse.

There's actually nothing wrong with being a virgin, no matter what the bitter robots think. The only people who even care about sex that much are virgins.

No. 25412

>>25403
just get drunk and do it. my ugly ex bf landed a girl one night that way

No. 25414

>>25411
my experiences in online dating would beg to differ
I've been in quite a few situations where women have explicitly turned me down because I'm a virgin

seems like something women obsess over, like how tall he is, how much money he makes, or how big his dick is

No. 25416

>>25414

if you're searching for a gf virginity won't matter as much, but if you wanna get pussy you'll probably be turned down because you're inexperienced.

Basically if you want sex physical things are going to matter more, but if you're looking for a relationship, your personality is what will make it or break it in the end.

No. 25417

>>25411
I don't expect it to make me feel better. It is just something I want to do.

No. 25418

>>25414

so lie! and if you're nervous when you get a chick in bed just be all "oh i haven't had sex in forever" or "wow yr the most beautiful girl i've ever been with" or some shit

No. 25419

>>25375
That's kind of fucked up.

No. 25422

>>25418
I mean, that would imply I could get them in bed
I should have mentioned, I've only gotten to that point with 2 women chatting, most of the time I get turned down or ignored
but whatever, this isn't r9k, i'll head back there for any more depressing shit

No. 25423

>>25411
Exactly what >>25417 said. Only want to know what it feels like, all that matters to me.

No. 25426

>>24792
>fell for the x meme
I love this fresh new meme.

No. 25428

after years of frequenting both r9k and this board it's really weird seeing this

i never thought they'd find lolcow tbh :^(

No. 25431

>>25428
I don't see what's so bad about it
you lot came and messed up our board with your "femanon" stuff, so we came here

No. 25434

>>25431

no one from here raided you…

No. 25436

File: 1439601203493.jpg (79.9 KB, 223x800, 1431672828035.jpg)

let's be honest here, it's hardly a raid

No. 25437

>>25434
>I've been going to both
>no one raided you
>even though there's been a plague of "femanon here" threads
sure thing fam

No. 25438

>>25431
No, we didn't do shit. Stop thinking just because some girls do something, all other girls on the internet are responsible.

No. 25441

>>25437

because all the girls on imageboards came from here.

No. 25446

>>25428
The internet ruins everything, including the internet. Hopefully it will mostly blow over in a few days.

No. 25448

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>>25428
>>25438
>>25441
I'm just saying, you all admit to coming to r9k
and then over the last few months, we've had a plague of
>"femanon here"
>"misandry thread"
and similar posts

putting two and two together, it looks a lot like you lot came to bait and mess around on r9k
and now you're upset we're here

No. 25451

>>25448
To be fair, we had a misandry post here on /b/ that most of us were against and hated so idk…i think someone trolled us both

No. 25453

Is it true women don't care what size dick you have as long as you're willing to go down on her?

No. 25454

>>25453
as long as they are over 6 inches

No. 25456

>>25454
girth*

No. 25457

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>>25003
I'm a girl and I think you look great
:^)

No. 25458

>>25448
>you all admit to coming to r9k
who
who is "you all". only a few people here have admitted to browsing both boards. one of your members was the one that started this in the first place.
I went to /r9k/ yesterday because that is where you guys are coming from and advertise it
have you ever considered the possibility members of your board are making those threads because they know you're going to get riled up and reply to them and constantly give them attention, instead of blaming a board that you just made contact with yesterday like an autist.

No. 25465

>>25457

maybe not take pictures with the light directly behind you.

>:^)

KoP plz

No. 25478

>>25457
Girl huh?

No. 25480

>>25458
the first response to any post with robots in it was "oh they're here"
which implies you guys knew about us, and had been browsing both for some time
not to mention that people have admitted to it here, saying they used both

seems perfectly reasonable to assume a board with a misandry general and full of ex seagulls would be responsible for baiting and posting for attention

maybe you all didn't raid us, but damn does it look suspicious to me

No. 25482

>>25480

Someone posted a screenie of one of your robots linking everyone here. Lolcow didn't raid you guys, we don't really care enough tbh.

But at the same time i don't think a lot of farmers actually mind the robots being here.

No. 25487

>>25480
no, we weren't baiting. that misandry thread dumb as fuck and still is. i'm glad it got derailed.

>>25482
agree. i'm okay with robot being here as long as you guys are civil and not flooding the board with boring shit

No. 25489

>>25480
the first official thread was here >>22808 after you guys spammed a bunch and made your presence known immediately. the misandry general isn't even a regular thread and full of arguing with the OP and other people

for a board that so many of your fellow robots say is awful and full of shitposting, you seem to have an incredible amount of faith in them and think they would never bait you or make the same threads over and over knowing you'll reply. if we raided you you'd see /r9k/ getting mentioned more than once in a blue moon

No. 25490

robots are here for qt grills


so prepare to be loved

No. 25491

File: 1439606434392.png (72.06 KB, 1095x524, y9qrohc.png)

>>24813
That's not even anywhere close to true. Women with the lowest amount of received messages get multiple times more than the men who receive the highest amount of messages.

No. 25495

any cute farmers want to play some video games?

No. 25497

>>25495
im trying to play princess maker while drunk

No. 25500

>>25497
oh, I don't know that video game
I guess all I really know is generic guy games

No. 25508

>>25497
>princess maker
Quality taste. What other games do you like?

No. 25510

>>25497
>>25500
well, now I feel dumb
after looking I realize I have it
long live the queen is about the same right?

No. 25511

>>25500
Just another guy gamer huh?

No. 25512

>>25491
If either of you are trying to use this to prove a sexist point it's not helping. It doesn't matter if women are more picky or men are more picky. If that's the case then it's not something that can be changed, or at least only very slowly, instead it's something to be worked around.

No. 25514

>>25511
I guess
didn't cross my mind that a lot of people here wouldn't play dota, tf2, or other games like that
should have thought first

No. 25524

>>25514
Us guy gamers, am I right? Don't hit on us you silly girls.

No. 25526

>>25524
Guy gamer huh? bullshit. We all know u pretend to like video games for attention.

No. 25538

File: 1439613083206.jpg (245.77 KB, 959x1381, The Barbie Diaries (2006).jpg)

>>25526
This. I bet these fuckers don't even Barbie Diaries.

No. 25549

>>25538
I love the Sims if that counts :'(

No. 25557

Fe fi fo fum

No. 25558

File: 1439613998438.png (179.73 KB, 256x323, Bratz_-_Forever_Diamondz_Cover…)

>>25549
Bitch, you aint a real gamer till you played Bratz Forever Diamondz

No. 25570

File: 1439614661783.jpg (518.14 KB, 1600x957, BreivikasaFightingTemplarKnigh…)

What are your political views?

No. 25581

>>25570
I'm fairly conservative on somethings. I think I might be able to give a clearer insight if you ask me a question on something specific.

No. 25583

>>25581
What should be done about the Jewish menace?

No. 25585

File: 1439615196415.jpg (Spoiler Image,183.04 KB, 1280x960, image.jpg)

Here's a good vidya for everyone.

No. 25587

>>25583
A serious question. I have no problem with jews.

No. 25589

File: 1439615352532.jpg (9.63 KB, 144x207, 1414439069724.jpg)

So I tried being social today by going to the town fair. Don't have any friends so I just went by myself and literally walked around in a big circle for an hour and a half and just went home

I just can't be social

Oh the best part, I was wearing my shirt inside out the whole fucking time and didn't realize this until I came back home

I hate myself
/blog

No. 25591

>>25448

idk about the others but I've been on /r9k/ since the day it was made in 2008.
I actually remember when it was a lite /b/ containment board (its originated function). It also functioned as /soc/ before /soc/ was created.

It's weird today seeing guys telling me to leave a board I've been a part of longer than like 99% of its present users. I bet most don't even know that /r9k/ was deleted by moot for like a whole year some time back.

Anybody else here that was around for original /r9k/?

No. 25593

>>25589
Not a big deal. You'd be doing the exact same thing with friends, maybe getting indigestion from a questionable shared funnel cake. No sense in doing it if you aren't comfortable with it, at least if it isn't something enjoyable in the first place.

No. 25605

Thanks for deleting my thread mod! I didn't want to be grouped in with these guys but ok I guess.

No. 25606

File: 1439616215791.png (193.81 KB, 452x433, 1439312271959.png)

>>25602
>ruining the fun
Couldn't you have waited until we got a dick pic? Geez, anon it's probably not even him

No. 25607

File: 1439616289505.jpg (59.87 KB, 365x600, image.jpg)


No. 25608

>>25606

Forgive me sister, he just looked so pathetic…

No. 25609

File: 1439616385359.jpg (596.1 KB, 1920x1080, 1439615834510.jpg)

@the guy who posted this selfie

If that really is you, you're hot as fuck. I would tie you up and devour down your dick. Then I would slap you and make that adorable little face all red for me. Then I'd take your hopefully luscious ass and spank you a ton. You'll be calling me "mommy" by the end of our meeting.

No. 25610

>>25609
>implying

No. 25611

>>25591
Purposes of boards change. Sure r9k started out as the OC board, but it's been repurposed as the containment board for lonely virgin guys. Sucks to see things change, but its not the same board anymore. People don't complain about all the computer nerds on g, even though it used to be guro.
Tbh though, most boards on 4chan are going to shit, they're too fast and people fall for bait way too easily now.
Doublechan is probably the go to place now

No. 25612

>>25609
Yeah but the mod deleted my thread and you posting that I know some /r9k/ shitlord is going to repost my other pictures at some point but hey that sounds um…

No. 25613

>>25593
>No sense in doing it if you aren't comfortable with it, at least if it isn't something enjoyable in the first place.
Not true. You may get comfortable with it and find it enjoyable. Beats doing the same thing over and over and being unhappy with it anyway.

No. 25614

>>25613
Emphasis on if it isn't something enjoyable in the first place.

No. 25616

>>25609
>robot comes to lolcow to get a gf
>he gets lied to, his thread gets locked and then someone saves his picture, reposts it and leaves sexual comments on it
it should always be like this tbh

No. 25618

>>25616
We were catfished.

No. 25619

>>25614
That's my point, though. It may seem unenjoyable until you do it enough to get over your anxiety and uncertainty. It's hard to know sometimes.

No. 25621

>>25616
Yep, sounds like the story of my life.

>>25618
Literally nobody got catfished though. I just got BTFOd and that was the end of my adventure here.

No. 25622

>>25616
Women are cruel and heartless tbh
r9k was right again

No. 25623

File: 1439617496126.jpg (61.83 KB, 365x600, image.jpg)


No. 25624

>>25208
>>25208

That picture says enough on its own tbh, no need for your comment. Fucking newfag detected tbh (that means 'to be honest.')

No. 25625

>>25621
Hey 7.5/10 ( 8/10 for me ;) ), post a timestamp pic. I don't believe you can't get a gf unless you're literally autistic or something.

No. 25626

File: 1439617873227.png (1016.52 KB, 801x601, rain.png)

>>25622
/r9k/ guys are only cute when they're suffering or being bullied tbh
Being angry and pathetic at the same time is just abhorrent because anger implies righteousness. Being in a state of anguish while being pathetic at the same time makes a person endearing. You want to make them feel better.
That's why Shinji is such a good husbando (obviously not pictured here lmao).

No. 25627

>>25570
I want all none-white people to die

No. 25628

>>25626
I love u
But seriously I'm so bored with humblebragging aggressive tryhards it has me so dry. Submissive boys are QT.

No. 25629

>>25627
Lil Bill is that you?
How've you been? I'm still hopeful money dog has blessed you. I hope your shits have been regular.
If not Lil Bill then I don't care.

No. 25630

>>25628
so if I was submissive I'd have better luck with finding a QT from here?

Or are you just rusing me yet again? I feel like its a ruse.

No. 25631

>>25630
No, it's not. 100% serious. The whole try hard thing is just creepy and irredeemable.

No. 25632

>>25628
>Submissive boys are QT
No woman respects a submissive male. You'll just cuck him when you get bored.

No. 25633

>>25631
I don't know what you classify as "try hard" though. I've nevered actually. Care to explain?

No. 25634

>>25632
The whole alpha thing is boring and you don't know what you're talking about.

No. 25635

>>25633
I nevered once. Never again.

No. 25636

>>25634
>The whole alpha thing is boring
You mean their empty posturing in an effort to be alpha, yeah.

>you don't know what you're talking about

Have you been in a dom/sub relationship?

You just want a genuine Chad.

No. 25637

>>25634
What about somebody who is really neutral and doesn't fit into the alpha/beta thing?
>omega
Sure I guess?

>>25635
4u

No. 25638

>>25593
I just wanted to try being more sociable

No. 25639

>tfw r9k is full of normies and underaged kids
Where can I go now ;-;

No. 25640

>>25629
Not me. That's not me if you're referring to my picture.

To everyone here, what's your opinion marriage?

No. 25641

>>25633
Oh yeah sorry anon, no problem.
I think a lot of guys that consistently lurk the chans get this idea of what kind of man they have to be to get girls, not really rationalizing that the "advice" they're taking are from men just like them.
You over analyze, and get this concrete system in your head that just isn't true, and you focus on it and dwell on it.

Then, when you try out these tipz and pointerz you get you just end up looking mega creepy and making girls uncomfortable, discouraging you further and causing you to blame girls for the failure you're inevitably creating yourself.
I don't even mean this as snarky or catty, I'm serious. If you latch on to the chan mentality in attempts to get a girl you're truly just digging your grave deeper.

What you perceive as "alpha" or "cool" only works for certain type of guys, and by imatating it when it doesn't suit you you're setting off alarm bells in a lot of girls minds and they feel very compelled to avoid you.

>inb4 girls never want me when I'm a nice guy

It has nothing to do with you being a "nice guy."

No. 25642

File: 1439618891918.jpg (85.69 KB, 612x612, 687474703a2f2f693130352e70686f…)

Is anyone here a qt asian boy?

Pic related, it's my fetish.

No. 25643

>>25636
A Chad? i want a Stacy m8.

No. 25644

>>25639
I wish I knew. Sometimes I think it's not just the board that's changed: that I must have grown less capable of relating to others, too. Cause there just isn't any place that feels like home like /r9k/ once did.

No. 25645

>>25644
There was a poll there recently and over 1/4 of that board is under 18

No. 25646

>>25643
You want a boy who acts like a Stacy? You'd get sick of his shit in no time flat.

No. 25647

>>25641
Oh. Well. Like I said I'm not really chad nor am I an autist. I actually just don't even try. Just a somewhat bitter broken hearted dude who wears cat ears on his headset. Welp. Its 2:11 am and I am out of ciggs so I guess I'm going to sleep now.


Night thread.

No. 25648


No. 25649

>>25646
Funny how you chaps baw about girls generalizing you when you do the exact same thing. What a nice ouroboros.

No. 25650

>>25647
May your waifu embrace you my kitten friend. God speed.

No. 25651

>>25609
This just goes to show women only love Chads

No. 25652

>>25648
Fuck off, Cletus.

No. 25653

>>25649
Yeah
This r9k guy's opinions are all over the place

No. 25654

File: 1439619681401.jpg (13.68 KB, 316x202, enough.jpg)

Holy shit, why won't more of you POST PICS of yourselves? We all know you're here cause you're thirsty for female pussy. Every single /r9k/ fellow here is an attentionwhore (for female attention).

So then if you're going to be here why don't you relieve your mommy issues and make yourself useful for us?

No. 25655

>>25654
I posted my picture. I'm the black fellow up there. Don't have meemaw issues .-.

No. 25657

>>25655
Which one?

No. 25658

>>25654
The same reason most women don't post pics on /r9k/. Putting yourself out there and having an identity sucks.

No. 25659


No. 25660

>>25651
Baw baw baw I'm a pansy baby stewing in my own shit and clinging to my excuses so I don't actually have to put forth any effort
-what I hear

No. 25661

>>25649
Genuine female doms are rare. Girls who think they want a sub cause they're sick of tryhards are a dime a dozen, comparatively.

No. 25663

>>25659
Lil Bill! You have my blessings.

No. 25664

>>25663
I ain't even mad. Am I really that easy to make fun of tho? .-.

No. 25665

>>25661
Please, bring forth your factz and sources, anon. I would love to hear more about your research. Or are you just going to baw more?

No. 25668

>>25664
Naw not at all, someone just compared you to him early on and I've just put that name to you by association. Hope your dishes have been clean and your shits have been regular mang.

No. 25670

>>25668
Th-thanks

No. 25671

>>25665
You know I'm right. I bet you've never even dated a submissive guy.

No. 25672

>>25654
I thought I could find a nice girl instead of getting nothing back on dating sites
No mommy issues though
just a quiet shut in dude

No. 25674

>>25671
I d8 submissive girls. Because they're not nearly as annoying as bros.
Jesus your pity party is strong and not worth entertaining.

No. 25676

>>25674
>conveniently a lesbian
>still having opinions on what types of guys are attractive to str8s
Simply epic tbh fam ??

No. 25679

>>25674
Yet you continue to do so. Anyway if you're into girls and not guys then the point is moot.

No. 25680

File: 1439620622544.png (253.5 KB, 484x486, yy.png)

>>25671
Sweetie, I am married to a submissive man who I drug on a weekly basis so we can roleplay out our rape fantasies (female on male, naturally)!

No. 25682

File: 1439620664773.jpg (70.86 KB, 494x750, image.jpg)

>>25676
I'd date a boy if he was QT enough but mostly grills are just in here fucking around and you're only just now realizing it?

Keep whining about your Chads and Stacys so that you feel your immobility is justified and that everything is black and white. It's definitely helping you progress.

No. 25683

A-any grills here? Wh-what are your interests?

No. 25684

File: 1439620745212.jpg (55.07 KB, 638x474, 6bc02a52f9ad3f8ba279cfb9106224…)


No. 25685

File: 1439620776690.jpg (51.83 KB, 341x352, image.jpg)

>>25683
There are no grills on the Internet

No. 25686

File: 1439620893595.jpg (697.68 KB, 1520x2688, IMAG0069.jpg)

>>25654

Here, this is me, I am more of a cyborg than a robot if I'm being honest but I am only smiling because my depression has recently been receding and I am able to feel good for once so I shall share it while I can.

Also it is not some shitty filter, my camera is just fucked.

No. 25687

>>25680
You're about as common as a unicorn, evidently. I haven't made a fetlife account to verify their claims but the folks over at /gfd&rr/ assure me female doms are few and far between.

No. 25688

>>25687
Really? I often feel they're oversaturated. I suppose it depends on what circles you frequent.

No. 25689

>>25686
You look like a young, not-fat Josh Peck.
(n-not that that's bad..)

No. 25690

>>25682
Nah fam I just like shit posting like black twitter
Dunno bout no chad or nuffin doe
??????

No. 25693

>>25688
Apparently I'm in the wrong ones. I don't suppose your circles happen to be anonymous imageboards? They seem to be the only place I find myself participating.

No. 25694

>>25687
Well, I think you'll find that it's still uncommon. The low amount of fdoms could really be attributed to both a mix of biological and social factors.

I think it's best if a guy finds an open-minded girl and slowly tries to get her to dominate him. He'd have to make sure he is desirable physically and personality wise, so she'll actually want to eat him all up.

No. 25695

>>25654
Why the fuck do you want camwhores on this board? It's very easy to find pictures of attractive people on the internet. Attracting attention whores ruins any community.

No. 25697

>>25694

>tfw I would loved to be dommed but have premature ejac so if we ever did lewd things they would be over too soon


life is pain

No. 25700

File: 1439623258546.jpg (243.28 KB, 400x542, 1438897743793.jpg)

>>25697
>life is pain
Oh god how i relate to this right now.

I was talking to a girl i met here on lolcow all afternoon, night and morning, completely infatuated for the first time in years.
Most likely i said something autistic and she doesnt want to talk to me anymore.

Just lying here all crushed and its likely all my fault.
Just kill me now ,_,

No. 25701

Anyone here interested in Japan? Not like in a weeb sense, but like…you like the country and it's history.

No. 25703

File: 1439623516902.jpg (81.09 KB, 460x611, 1439622046782.jpg)

>>25700
Why not find a real female?

No. 25704

>>25703
>>25703
b-but she is real
I never met her but she lives in a nearby city.

No. 25705

>>25686

is that some suttree i see?? great book

No. 25714

>>25250
I'm 168cm dating a 162cm guy. Short guys are cute if they don't go over slightly chub.

No. 25715

>>25703

wow gorgeous

No. 25718

>>25701
fuck yeah
i love the food and the language itself is so interesting

i hate when people say they like japan then start going on about like harajuku and animus

No. 25721

>>25701
>>25718

right you guys are so better than regular weebs

No. 25722

>>25718
>japanese cultural fest in 6 hours
>trying to stay excited for food because food usually doesn't let me down

No. 25723

>>25654

Already did bb.

No. 25724

>>25654
please just pull the trigger

No. 25725

>>25718
My friends are honestly like that. One of them is starting to see the light of day.
>omg tokyo tokyo tokyo
Tokyo unless you're a tourist is pretty shit. I like the countryside more so. It's peaceful, and I think fits Japan a lot more. I don't like cities that much tbh tho.

No. 25727

File: 1439627983820.jpg (112.52 KB, 1280x720, tfwnoruraljaplife.jpg)


No. 25728

>>25727
iktf anon.
Wanna hug it out while we dine on onigiri in our kimonos?

No. 25729

File: 1439628444707.jpg (56.94 KB, 1023x571, ok.jpg)

>>25728
no homo

No. 25732

>>25725

Yeah, did a 3 month trek through Japan when I was 18. Countryside was so fucking beautiful and people were warm as fuck. Some even let me stay at their place, gave me dinner. They're not xenophobic as people in west make them.

No. 25736

Do you farmers like asian guys?

No. 25738

File: 1439631738699.jpg (Spoiler Image,36.47 KB, 508x800, u0-neu-d4-7e0fc19a9a0cd0d66bd4…)

>tfw abomination of a human and a disappointment to mommy
Also, sorry for weird hair, I just took a shower.

No. 25739

>>25738
Also meant to reply to >>25654 but dun goofed up. Oops.

No. 25740

File: 1439631988287.jpg (Spoiler Image,63.86 KB, 600x800, ^21FD25C430A59A414746DCB1630C4…)

taken 20 minutes after waking up
>>25654
>tfw no mommmy issues at all but i act like i do have them

No. 25741

I just want to put this out there, all the guys posting their pictures aren't real robots. They're normies in disguise.

No. 25742

>>25741

Was one before, then I realized that nothing will change whining on internet and took the matters in my hand. I'm an ugly, fat mofo yet I still kinda made it, you have no excuse unless you are disabled in some kind of way or completely disfigured. See >>25230

No. 25743

>>25742
That guy isn't a manlet or a minority. Two things you literally cannot change.

No. 25744

File: 1439633319929.jpg (108.11 KB, 1280x720, kagari_san.jpg)


No. 25745

>>25743
>minority
Date your own kind, they arent good enough for you?
Then dont complain.

No. 25746

>>25743

I'm that guy and I'm fucking Turkish man, also a 5'7" manlet. Seriously you're just making excuses waiting for stuff to call on your lap, guess what? It will not fucking happen unless you do something.

No. 25748

>>25745
Are you stupid? How can we date our own kind when they all go for white guys?

>>25746
You're not a 5'2" black guy.

No. 25749

>>25748

So? Not everything in life is grills man. Find your own way, I too didn't have a gf through all my life but just realize that you don't need to have a relationship to find your purpose in life.

No. 25750

>>25748
>the evil white man be taking all our black women
Kek

No. 25751

>>25749
I like how you went from "you have no excuse" to "just deal with it."

No. 25752

>>25750
I'm not saying that white men are actively taking the women of our race, society just conditions women to prefer white men, and even forgo their own race entirely.

No. 25754

>>25751

Just do whatever you want then, just know that whining about >tfw manlet won't change anything. I see literal midgets with girls when I go out here in Turky, I know most American women are trash but why not try other countries?

No. 25755

why is height so important

No. 25757

>>25755
Ask women.
It's amazing how when you ask them about a guy they'd date, first thing they list is "tall"

No. 25758

>>25755
Because women decided to make it important.

No. 25759

>>25755

Perception management by media mostly, and some grills take it too seriously.

No. 25760

>>25755
i'm 5'9, but i see a lot of guys shorter than me with gorgeous girls. I guess in southern europe charimsma and being sociable takes a huge part. This means i'm still fucked, but whatever

No. 25761

What the absolute fuck is going on

No. 25762

>>25761
What are you referring to?

No. 25764

>>25762
Ehhhh. It feels weird to explain, I check lolcow every now and again when I'm bored.

So to come on /b/ and see a containment thread.. It was sort of a joke. Ya dig?

No. 25765

>>25761
Someone get this hothead outta here

No. 25766

no ty friend

No. 25768

>>25736
Yes please

No. 25770

File: 1439636851949.jpg (35.37 KB, 521x413, sailorm2.jpg)

this is awesome. we might actually find a bf for asha, or berry (a real one)

No. 25772

File: 1439637373637.png (105.04 KB, 500x422, madpepe12.png)

>>25770
me, me!

No. 25773

Lads I got a lump in my armpit, a bit afraid I'm gonna die of cancer tbh
Is armpit cancer a thing?

No. 25775

>>25773
maybe it's just an swollen lymph node
Well, cancer causes swollen lymph nodes so you never know

No. 25776

So any of you robots wanna take our Queen to Japan and become her husbando?
This is a serious matter.

No. 25777

>>25773
>lymphnodes
ur fukt

No. 25778

>>25773
it's the plague

No. 25779

>>25774
>>25777
>>25778
Thanks m8 I feel much better now. Perhaps if I ignore it, it'll go away.

No. 25780

>>25776
THIS!!

No. 25787

>>25779
because that's what everyone should do when you have the cancers

Dude, I know it sucks, but go to a doctor. It's probably just an infection, I know on Death Island we're coming out of our cold months, so maybe you just caught a light flu?

Either way, go in there and tell ur doctor ur dying on cancer, give him a hard time and then if he writes up a script for some meds, ask for codeine for the pain and if a probiotic will help you poop better.

No. 25788

>>25776
Who is your Queen?
And why would she need a robot husbando?
I'll be honest, if she's your Queen she's probably a /cgl/ pretty princess right?
Can do better than us >.>

No. 25790

File: 1439639846660.jpg (134.9 KB, 681x1024, noah parts the seas.jpg)

>>25788
she's a beautiful cinnamon roll

No. 25791

>>25788
God do you not know anything? SHE IS OUR QUEEN. The queen of PT!

And she is glorious. Go take her to nippon so she can be truly one with her haffu side

No. 25792

File: 1439640097940.jpg (41.27 KB, 715x498, 1437044020076.jpg)

>>25787
>go to doctor
I'm not that much of a pussy.
>codeine
It doesn't hurt so it's probably nothing.

No. 25793

>>25791
I do not know this story.
I have some idea of the legendary /cgl/ drama but no details.

No. 25794

>>25792
Don't you guys need to go get your butts prodded at the doctor once a year anyway?

No. 25797

File: 1439641060801.jpg (231.48 KB, 682x1024, Pixyteri thread so kawaii_2dd1…)

You dumb bitches let robots to stay here but didn't teach them about our Queen?!?!?!?!

HERESY
E
R
E
S
Y

No. 25799

>>25797
Quick! Someone post the webms!

No. 25801

>>25794
Only the dumb ones.

If I was dying of cancer, I'd rather not see it coming. I'd also rather not pay hundreds of dollars every year to get fingerbanged.

No. 25802

>>25797
Teach me the story of your Queen.
Surely there must be some sort of dramatica wiki type link.

No. 25803

>>25801
probably cheaper than a hooker if that's what ur into

you sound stubborn though, why wouldn't you want to nip it in the bud whilst you can? Instead of being stubborn and refusing to seek help, you may find something and be able to kill it off before it spreads.

welp I really don't understand men at all.

No. 25804

>>25802
>>25797
Nevermind, found it

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Pixyteri

TOPPEST OF KEKS

I want a gf, but not this badly.

No. 25809

>>25626
>/r9k/ guys are only cute when they're suffering or being bullied tbh
>Being angry and pathetic at the same time is just abhorrent because anger implies righteousness. Being in a state of anguish while being pathetic at the same time makes a person endearing. You want to make them feel better.

Suddenly I understand my ex-girlfriend very well. I feel sad and sort of relieved, and I miss her a lot.

No. 25810


No. 25811

>>25810
she is BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY AND HERE TO STAY, AND SHE HAS JUST BEGUN TO SHINE DESU

xDDDDD

No. 25815

>>25803

1) of all the things likely to kill a man, prostate cancer is pretty low on the list.
2) paying some Jew to homorape me? No thanks.
3) let's say the prostate is found to be cancerous and I don't want cancer. I could submit to further assplay in the form of seeding or barium enema CT scans. I could just get it removed and be rewarded with erectile dysfunction so I can't even jack off. Sounds like a sweet deal to me.

The only people likely to die from prostate cancer are the people who have already lived long enough. The exams are unnecessary and humiliating.

No. 25817

>>25815
except your lymphnodes, mister robot

No. 25818

>>25626
>tfw I feel like I'm inferior to other people all the time
>tfw a person who said she liked me before now enjoys making me feel inferior even more with her boyfriend
>tfw nobody to make me feel better
Well, I do have some bros at least but it's still pretty depressing.

No. 25819

>>25230
>>25230

Your hair is so cute! Please slim down more.

No. 25820

>>25818

Don't rely on other people to make you feel better. Find happiness on your OWN first and then find happiness with another. Nobody wants to date a mess who can't be comfortable with themselves. Focus on your mental health first before fostering all that baggage on others.

No. 25821

File: 1439645977997.jpg (66.82 KB, 479x370, py6iKj4.jpg)

>>25820
I've been trying, man.
>have a stable job and more savings than the most of people my age
>study at the best university in the country
>have a bunch of hobbies including playing music and drawing, which I make money off sometimes as well
>not a virgin, no problem getting a date with a girl since my face isn't that ugly (posted a pic here earlier)
>have a bunch of buddies
>just got back from travelling with couchsurfing a bit and planning to do another travel next month and keep doing it
It's all for nothing, I feel empty and like I want to die.

No. 25822

>>25821
Then what's the problem? Why are you whining? Go be productive and stop worrying about stupid shit. If you have depression, go see a doctor holyfuck. This isn't rocket science.

No. 25825

>>25768
I'm asian, but fat and not qt.

Kill me.

No. 25826

File: 1439646822841.jpg (111.63 KB, 634x793, image.jpg)

Men who dont look like this should not breed.
Girls, do you agree with me?

No. 25827

File: 1439647053411.jpg (512.25 KB, 1920x1200, image.jpg)


No. 25828

>>25822
I am productive, anon. Worked on two art commissions today and waiting for a guy from couchsurfing I promised to host at my place, he's supposed to come here soon. I'm depressed, but functioning fairly well.
It's just there's no point to it, I'll always be inferior no matter what I do and a doctor and some kind of pills ain't gonna help with that. I went to railway yesterday to see if I can kill myself but chickened out; I think the only thing I can do is continue this empty existence. And get a pleasure of whining about it on the internet.

No. 25829

Farmers, is it true that women hate men who don't have iphones?

No. 25830

File: 1439647287712.jpg (150.79 KB, 700x980, image.jpg)


No. 25831

>>25829
I hate men who have iphones

No. 25832

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No. 25833

File: 1439647386605.jpg (212.17 KB, 999x1296, image.jpg)


No. 25834

>>25828
I suggest work on your inferiority complex, maybe go see a psychologist?
It takes a lot of time and work but it's worth it.

No. 25835

File: 1439647439304.jpg (76.58 KB, 640x755, image.jpg)


No. 25836

>>25825
post pics, pussy

No. 25837

>>25831
It's a running meme on /g/ that women won't date a man if he texts with green bubbles.

No. 25838

>>25836
Will you bully me?

No. 25839

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No. 25840

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No. 25841


No. 25842

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No. 25843

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No. 25844

File: 1439647666155.jpg (611.37 KB, 1280x1920, image.jpg)


No. 25845

>>25834
I used to see a psychologist but stopped. I thought it helped but realized I can't change the facts. I was just born fucked up. Besides it's embarrassing to open up like that.
It's hard to believe in yourself when you face constant rejection or abandonment.

No. 25846

File: 1439647699627.jpg (90.81 KB, 450x675, image.jpg)


No. 25847

>>25829
We hate all men, but go for the ones with iPhones because they're more likely to have money.

No. 25848

File: 1439647784150.jpg (48.07 KB, 450x472, image.jpg)


No. 25849

File: 1439647821030.jpg (70.01 KB, 620x413, image.jpg)


No. 25850

>>25837
What are green bubbles?

No. 25851

File: 1439647887302.jpg (119.56 KB, 600x900, image.jpg)


No. 25852

File: 1439647919698.jpg (27.59 KB, 377x415, image.jpg)


No. 25853

File: 1439647993237.jpg (163.99 KB, 646x969, image.jpg)


No. 25854

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No. 25855

File: 1439648134033.jpg (445.9 KB, 1600x1067, image.jpg)


No. 25857

stop spamming this gay italian dude pls

kthnx

No. 25858

File: 1439648198136.jpg (157.44 KB, 960x1280, image.jpg)


No. 25859

File: 1439648229758.jpg (13.06 KB, 183x275, image.jpg)


No. 25860

File: 1439648305880.jpg (132.21 KB, 634x1009, image.jpg)

>>25857
He is english and heterosexual

No. 25861

File: 1439648338441.jpg (62.52 KB, 618x542, image.jpg)


No. 25862

>>25860
I remain unaroused.

No. 25863

File: 1439648382851.jpg (278.13 KB, 1000x1158, image.jpg)


No. 25864

Stop spamming please, and then die.

No. 25865

who /brit/ here

No. 25866

File: 1439648570849.jpg (90.66 KB, 599x775, image.jpg)

>>25865
Pic related is /brit/

No. 25867

File: 1439648694503.jpg (55.22 KB, 330x442, image.jpg)


No. 25868

>>25855
le noseman

No. 25869

File: 1439648725341.jpg (31.88 KB, 615x409, image.jpg)


No. 25870

File: 1439648974940.jpg (62.19 KB, 422x512, image.jpg)

When he was a teenager

No. 25871

File: 1439649052315.jpg (56.97 KB, 491x656, image.jpg)


No. 25872

File: 1439649117954.jpg (29.04 KB, 236x529, image.jpg)


No. 25873

File: 1439649156144.jpg (33.09 KB, 600x390, image.jpg)


No. 25874

File: 1439649233479.jpg (791.67 KB, 3840x2160, image.jpg)


No. 25875

File: 1439649291854.jpg (22.21 KB, 236x344, image.jpg)


No. 25876

>>25850
If you're using an iphone and receive texts from a non iphone the bubbles are green.

No. 25877

File: 1439649332507.jpg (13.94 KB, 225x225, image.jpg)

Due high standards of men women will never get men like these

No. 25878

File: 1439649403186.jpg (39.42 KB, 500x375, image.jpg)

Men are so disgusting but some of them are attractive. We should use men like David to breed but for sexual pleasure and emotional pleasure beautiful women are needed

No. 25879

>>25828
post your art! :)

No. 25880

File: 1439649434973.jpg (98.45 KB, 644x839, image.jpg)


No. 25881

and this is why we have a containment thread for Brits on r9k.
They shitpost and spam so damn much

No. 25882

File: 1439649493207.jpg (10.31 KB, 186x271, image.jpg)

>>25881
I'm not from /brit/. But my love is.

No. 25883

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No. 25884

File: 1439649582122.jpg (12.2 KB, 183x275, image.jpg)


No. 25885

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No. 25888

File: 1439649826142.jpg (58.02 KB, 736x964, image.jpg)


No. 25889

>>25886
fucking chink, how would you like me to fuck your slut right in front of you with my superior white dick?

No. 25890

>>25889
>implying that he has a slut for you to cuck him with

No. 25891

File: 1439649981822.jpg (1.19 MB, 2560x1440, image.jpg)

Reposting that faggot because he deleted his picture

No. 25892

File: 1439650024073.jpg (588.81 KB, 1138x1552, 20150815_073221.jpg)

I uploaded it sideways.

No. 25893

Hey scum males I'm going to finish my stash later, gotta work. But I'll be right back to improve quality of this shit thread

No. 25894

>>25892
Nah it wasnt

No. 25895

>>25894
It was on my phone.

No. 25896

>>25893
>stash
you mean dumping that chad actor faggot?

No. 25898

File: 1439650205591.jpg (26.21 KB, 280x415, image.jpg)

Just one more before I'll leave temp

No. 25899

>>25860
his new girlfriend is super ugly in comparison to him. david, stop dating dumb bimbos

No. 25902

>>25876
never heard anyone complaining about that
but you never know with apple retards

No. 25903

>>25902
I wouldn't know. I don't talk to people in real life. I just wanted to see if what /g/ said was true.

No. 25904

>>25903
that girls date dudes with iphones? what faggotry is this?

personally, i'm inclined to find an apple consumer guy obnoxious and low tech. if you're talking my ear off about how good mac is, you can get the fuck out of my space.

No. 25905

>>25902
Is what >>25847 says true?

No. 25906

>>25821
>my life is good but life is so haaaaaaaard

lol

Wasn't Iran working on nukes? Why haven't we been bombed yet?

No. 25907

>>25905
Why the fuck would you go on an anon's opinion? No, we don't hate men. Not every woman hates men. SOME girls do because they've had shitty experiences.

GO OUTSIDE JESUS CHRIST

No. 25908

Where are farmers from?

No. 25909

File: 1439651355152.jpg (154.9 KB, 800x530, himandher.jpg)

Can I find a NEET gf here and live a life similar to this show with her?

No. 25910

>>25740
I wanna bang you.

>>25163

No. 25911

>>25907
It's too hard to go outside.

No. 25913

>>25909
is this frodo?

No. 25914

>>25908
eastern yurop

No. 25915

>>25907
>go outside and talk to women
>willingly contributing to catcalling and speakrape in our society
>not being ultra submissive and letting them come to you like a wild deer
Triggered
It's like you want to scar some woman for life anon

No. 25916

File: 1439652720868.png (64.6 KB, 285x276, 1438497480819.png)

>>25909
>tfw been a neet for 6 years now
>dream of nothing but losing my virginity to a man who loves me and playing vidya with him all day
>don't even go outside so I can't meet that kind of guy

No. 25917

>>25911
Then enjoy dying alone.

No. 25918

>>25908
Britbong here.

No. 25920

>>25910
really? If you are that grill, then i definitely could say the same

location?

No. 25921

>>25916
Where are you located?

No. 25922

File: 1439653047192.gif (971.28 KB, 500x380, Jelly Tones.gif)

>>25917
hopefully robot waifus/husbandos will be made by then.

No. 25924

>>25230
You went from Sick Nick to cutie. You're adorable. P-Please live in the north east.

No. 25925

>>25916
>tfw also been NEET for 6 years
>tfw that's literally my dream life
I'm probably a fair bit younger than you though since I dropped out of school at 13.

E N G L A N D
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No. 25926

>>25921
United States.

No. 25927

File: 1439653288402.jpg (295.64 KB, 610x475, 673461096.jpg)

>>25926
I'd love to neet it up with you but I'm from Germany

No. 25928

File: 1439653318419.gif (1008.65 KB, 500x280, 1426333242662.gif)

>>25926
>>25927
Every time bro, every fucking time.

No. 25929

>>25926
Well that's a shame, southern europe here

No. 25931

>>25926
Where in US?

No. 25932

File: 1439653558086.jpg (36.76 KB, 400x386, 1410375520615.jpg)

>>25925
>>25927
>ENGLAND
>Germany
>no cutie neet guys living in America

o-oh

>>25931
Maine

No. 25934

>>25914
Can I come visit you and sleep with you?

No. 25935

>>25932
I'm in Chicago but it might as well be a different country given how far it is

No. 25936

>>25932
What's your type?

No. 25937

File: 1439653932211.jpg (Spoiler Image,54.79 KB, 640x480, P_20150815_112749_1_BF_p.jpg)

>>25924

I'm from Turdkey unfortunately. Only been in NY I once.

No. 25939

>>25908
Straya

No. 25940

>>25932
soulmates exist they're just on the other side of the world.

No. 25943

>>25940
this is like the fourth time it happened to me
i'm >>25929

No. 25944

File: 1439654360423.jpg (74.39 KB, 500x500, tumblr_nnqh00juIH1tezt7xo1_500…)

>that feel when a sex degenerate girl
>don't understand weird sub kinks
>want to meet a big man who will dom and breed me within a lifestyle
>feel emptiness at having no master
>ididntaskforthiskink.jpg

No. 25945

>>25943
I've lost count tbh

No. 25947

>>25936
I like men who can be clingy. I tend to like "nice", shy men. Being a little overweight is a plus too.

No. 25950

>>25947
I fit all except "nice"/shy.

what vidya do you play? [spoiler]i hope it's stuff i don't like so that i can tell myself i wouldn't like you all that much anyway

No. 25951

>>25945
6 year neet here. I know that feeling all too well.

>>25940
>>25937
>>25935
Maybe one day we'll all find our special neet partner. R-Right……?

No. 25952

>>25932
>Maine
Oh my god I thought I was the only one in this state.

>>25947
>I like men who can be clingy. I tend to like "nice", shy men. Being a little overweight is a plus too.
H-hi

Please tell me this isn't all some elaborate hoax ;_;

No. 25954

>>25952
Good luck Anon. It wont be you that cucks me, it'll be an ocean.

No. 25955

>>25951

Turk guy here, might move to NY to help with my cousins business maybe then, but I literally have 0 chance here. Turkish grills hate soft guys,you have to be a turbo macho though guy.

No. 25956

>>25954
>implying i'm not the original cucked

No. 25957

>>25954
Thank you.
The sea is a cruel mistress.

No. 25958

>>25950
I like old jrpgs the most. Earthbound, Lunar, Final Fantasy before X-2, Chrono Trigger, etc. Although I'm not too picky and will try anything.

>>25952
>Oh my god I thought I was the only one in this state.

M-Me too! Do you live in northern or southern Maine?

No. 25959

File: 1439655236844.jpg (23.33 KB, 214x317, MV5BMTQyNDY4MjU4NF5BMl5BanBnXk…)

>>25958
I don't have anything against them at all, just never touched them. Now I wish you could get me into them, fuck.

Also, all of you should watch Him&Her, it's more or less the life we want.

No. 25960

i-i like manlets

No. 25962

>>25960
Don't toy with my heart anon

No. 25963

>>25962
i'm srs tho

all my friends like dudes who are 6'0+ but i honestly don't understand it. i think it's just trendhopping tbh. i'm 5'2'' so that might have something to do with it.

No. 25964

File: 1439655798325.png (335.67 KB, 500x562, lovely_complex.png)

>>25960
What is the ideal manlet for you?

No. 25965

>>25963
I'm 5'7 heights never bothered me.


easy to have a thing for tall and short girls this way.

No. 25966

>>25964
at least 5'4''? i know that sounds vain but i suppose a chick has to have some standards LOL. I like the stocky type. (little bit of fat over muscle, yknow?) curly hair = <3

No. 25967

>>25965

i wish i were your height sometimes! being short's a huge pain, but i can't change that

No. 25968


No. 25969

>>25958
Southern Maine, along the coast. Also I loved Chrono Trigger and FF 7-10. (Never did get around to playing the older ones…)

No. 25970

>>25920
us and yes that is me

No. 25971

>>25967
eh well I guess its fine if you are a girl but as a guy it can be tricky

My advice w/e you are but mostly as a guy is to accept what you can and cant change, no sense wasting enegery or wanting to be tall or having a bigger dick.


improve what you can anon, I'm sure you will make it in someway I'm just a shutin tbh.

No. 25972

>>25971
i'm a girl so it's not so bad, i shouldn't be complaining

ty anon <3

No. 25973

File: 1439656498334.gif (265.94 KB, 450x253, 1369604536130.gif)

>>25969
>Southern Maine, along the coast
Same here. T-This isn't a joke, right?

I-Is there any way I can contact you, anon? I've never met a guy on here who lives so close to me.

No. 25975

>>25972
np hope it helps anyways.


You can always mecha combine with another short girl to become a tall one

No. 25976

File: 1439656601837.png (221.52 KB, 480x480, 1427463936682.png)

>>25973

FUCKING BORDERS AND EXPENSIVE PLANE TICKETS WORLD GOVERNMENT WHEN

No. 25977

>>25927
>from Germany
ayy, me too.

No. 25978

File: 1439656627490.jpg (127.24 KB, 736x721, 1410470176171.jpg)

>>25970
i thought you had already replied
but anyway
>mfw

No. 25979

>>25973
I'm for real, I promise you, but I can't promise you won't still be disappointed. My throwaway email is liquorish@tfwno.gf

No. 25980

>>25975

haha yeah!! if only!

No. 25981

So that guy gets a qt and here I am still nothing?


>get recognized because posted pic

Goddamn it.

No. 25982

>>25944
i get your feel. the sub thing is incomprehensable to me either. but i do think most women prefer a dominant guy (i personally wouldn't want it to be all master-and-slave-like though)

No. 25983

File: 1439656968467.jpg (122.51 KB, 1280x720, 1438450064858.jpg)

>people actually finding waifus here
MY TIME IS NOW

No. 25984

Thread music

No. 25985

I hate being a short girl. Can't carry any weight on me without looking stupid, so I always feel like I have to put forth too much effort to keep me from becoming a chibi hamplanet. I've always wanted to be a tall girl with a shorter guy. That would be really cute. But alas. Here I am.

I think I spent too much time pretending to be One Of The Guys on chans when I was a teen because all I do is think about tendies and hate mysel for being short.

No. 25986

>>25985
Are you me????

No. 25987

>>25985
We can trade. I hate being a tall girl. I've always just wanted to be a tiny petite girl. Life is so cruel.

No. 25988

File: 1439657166100.jpg (29.1 KB, 500x382, image.jpg)

>>25986
Love you sis.

No. 25989

>>25988

I wish I had a friend like u IRL. Everyone taller than me doesn't know our short girl struggle :\

No. 25990

>>25985
>>25986
>>25987
I'm a 6'2 male.

w-which one of you wants me?

No. 25991

I feel like a weird mutant sub, theres so many that want to get beaten and hurt and shit and I just want to make someone happy.

I don't know if that makes me a sub but the idea of my actions giving someone pleasure is a good feel to me.

maybe I'm a switch or some weird subset then.

shits weird

No. 25992

>tfw Americans get everything again

God why can't I be born as an American?

No. 25993

>>25992
iktf no one in ireland except me

No. 25994

>>25991
No, that's my kink too anon. Making a master happy. Getting to hear I'm a good girl for pleasing him. I don't want to be hurt, really, but I'd be okay with rough.

No. 25995

>>25993
>ireland
close enough, pls be female.

irish accents are pretty hot tbh

No. 25996

File: 1439657518938.jpg (146.87 KB, 500x486, tumblr_nkoe52OC9x1tezt7xo1_500…)

>tfw even robots don't want the Queen

No. 25997

>>25991
I dont think sexual relationships should automatically be divided into sub/dom roles, you're fine

No. 25998

>>25982
It's really weird, I know. I'm very independent in all other aspects of my life except for this one. The master thing kinda came about from reading more about it, really, and the more I learn about it, the more I want it and shit sucks…it hurts to think about.

No. 25999

>>25987
Wish science could make it happen lol.
My personality just doesn't suit being short. I hate being called cute for it. Nobody really takes you seriously. I'm almost 21 and people treat me like a kid. Doesn't help that I'm rexy and board flat but whatever. I don't wear cute things or act cute. Call it overcompensating perhaps, but I just get uncomfortable. This is just whining don't mind me.
I bet you're QT. Tall girls are cute.

No. 26000

File: 1439657601874.jpg (23.1 KB, 600x400, starwars1222111222.jpg)

>>25981
Well he did get the gf by chance, so there's no point being jealous.

No. 26001

>>25990
Not me.

No. 26002

>>26000
You know what. BRB putting a bullet through my head.

No. 26003

>>26002
joke's on you, you can't do that because you're not american.

No. 26004

>>25999
Thank you anon. I'm 5'7, which I thought was average? But it's really not. So many short girls around me. All my life I just wanted to be tiny and I got big bird blah

No. 26005

any farmers like to bake?


I'd like to try to make muffins sometime maybe level up from banana bread

No. 26007

>>25977
be my gf

No. 26008

>>26004
At least you didn't end up in the 5'10"+ range. 5'4" is the female average (in Murica at least I think) but still grills taller than that seem so cool to me lmao.
At least you'll never have to worry about midget limbs!

I love tall girls and strong girls you guys make my lions warm and happy.

No. 26009

A-anyone here from Connecticut?

No. 26010

File: 1439658138859.jpg (Spoiler Image,256.73 KB, 1296x864, P8081203.JPG)

>>26003
JOKES ON YOU FAGGOT

No. 26011

>>25991
I know how you feel. I've never understood masochism, or sadism for that matter. Making others feel good makes me feel good, or maybe allows me to feel good. I really just want to be that good thing in someone's life. I'm probably more of a switch, too.

No. 26012


No. 26013

>>26009
>>26010
MA. I just drove around CT yesterday lost as fuck to find the enterprise in ..man..something.. to return it and then pick up my fucking car that broke down on 84 2 weeks ago. Fuck CT man. FUCK CT.

No. 26015

>>25996
tfw don't know who The Queen is

No. 26016

>>26010
Cool keyboard, anon.

No. 26017

File: 1439658474660.gif (76.83 KB, 225x300, 1434270623903.gif)

>>26015
The queen is all around you. In the spoiler images, has a board named after her and in the banners. You're surrounded by the queen and you're basking in her light without knowing it.

No. 26018

>>26013
Manchester? Mansfield?
Are you a girl?

No. 26020

>>26017
oops, meant to spoiler that.

No. 26021

>>26017
I didnt know your gifs loaded that spooked me

No. 26022

>>26017

FUCK anon i didn't realize it was a gif! i chortled

No. 26023


No. 26024

File: 1439658843990.jpg (134.7 KB, 347x344, 646.jpg)

>>26023
holy cow

No. 26025

>>26018
I'm that faggot who posted looking for a qt, I am a guy Manli.. willimantic! Sorry I really don't know CT for shit. Also not being a grill I destroyed your hopes and dreamsu~~

No. 26026

File: 1439658904295.jpg (19.73 KB, 282x288, 1390637146128.jpg)

Still looking for a qt. I'm a 19 year old NEET in England that never goes outside, has never had a job and dropped out of school at 13.

getting £800 a month for free thanks to benefits

No. 26028

File: 1439658910278.png (209.58 KB, 287x304, 1347230562028.png)

>>26024
>holy cow

No. 26029

File: 1439658969002.gif (Spoiler Image,70.98 KB, 225x300, 1434270666163.gif)


No. 26031

>>26024
You cannot come to our house and disrespect our queen. Get out.

No. 26032

>>26025
You didn't destroy my dreams. It's fine anon. :3

No. 26033

>>26026
Please be in London

No. 26034

>>26029

AHAHAHA

No. 26035

File: 1439659129887.jpg (24.88 KB, 635x347, 1YbNrpq.jpg)

>>26023
does she not speak?

No. 26036

>>26035

her glorious voice is too good 4 u

No. 26037

Anyone here wanna marry me so I don't need to seal with green card bull shit? Pls help

No. 26038

>>26033
A Y L E S B U R Y

No. 26039

>>26032
Yeah. I drive through CT to NYC like every other weekend. We should not hang out and not share contact. We wouldn't hang out anyways ;_;

No. 26041

>>26037
You got $?

No. 26042

So I just found the thread for your queen and I'm at a loss for words. Its been a while since I've seen such purely concentrated autism. How long have you all been following her?

No. 26043

File: 1439659499197.jpg (33.83 KB, 427x378, image.jpg)

>>26036
Her voice is actually cute it's so weird. I always imagined her voice low and gruff, like Mayaya from Princess Jellyfish

No. 26044

>>26041

Nope, why do you think I want to get out of my shit hole?

No. 26045

File: 1439659616018.jpg (26.02 KB, 500x349, 1410470601802.jpg)

>tfw every grill is american and i still haven't found a qt europoor
i'm not even that disgusting

No. 26046

>>26045
it's ok dude
I'm american and none of these girls live within 12 hours of me
only a few lucky guys will probably get qts

No. 26047

>>26046
sheeeet id settle for a qt to play games with or skype

No. 26048

I had a Chinese guy offer me about $60,000 to marry him for two years so he could stay in America. He was flatting in CA for university and had strapped parents. Some girl accepted lower but for a moment I totally thought about it.

No. 26049

>>26048
>marry him for two years so he could stay in America
I'd have done it as long as he didn't have to live with me

No. 26050

File: 1439659940231.png (295.89 KB, 432x750, tumblr_mjz7rijcJd1ql90ppo1_500…)

>>26042

long long time ago, when ye olde /cgl/ was alive and thriving

No. 26051

>>26050
living doll?

like a daki?

No. 26052

>>26046
still a higher chance than a place where 100% of girls are clubbing stacies

No. 26053

>>26048

Guess you were replying to me, I have nothing to offer unfortunately butm I can cook for you if you want. It's just my family have lots of debt and I want my sister to go college too. No job here pays that much to cover it all and I also don't want to rot here. I just want to have a future.

No. 26054

>>26049
He wanted to share flats, I was like ehhh. He was really nice though, and pretty cute. Had a really cute cat.

Haven't found a similar opportunity since sigh

No. 26055

>>26053
Where do you live?

No. 26056

the name "stacy" is so 90s

No. 26057

>>26056
So is chad. I think that's the point.

No. 26058

>>26055

Turkey, I'm the guy with the curly hair who posted in this thread.

No. 26059

i have severe anxiety about learning how to drive. i'm almost 20 and don't have a permit (amerifag)

being in a car is fine, being behind the wheel just terrifies me. no one to teach me either

what do? i want to get over this, and get a cheap car so i can get away sometimes

No. 26060

>>26059
im learning to drive but im a britfag in my 20's

family didnt have the money when i was young.


get a friend to take you out in their car or yours, get a empty road somewhere and just pratice, maybe like one around warehouses or back roads and practice


then go out for lessons during the week when its early and roads arent as crowded and build from there

gl anon m8


I have social anxiety as well need to work up courage to make a phonecall or answer one

No. 26061

>>26059
No two ways about it but to do it. Start slow and get used to it. Drive around an empty parking lot until you feel comfortable with that, then graduate to quiet residential streets, and so on.

No. 26062

>>26059
what do you mean? american cars are automatic, they don't require any effort to drive

No. 26063

>>26060

yeah, my family doesn't have much money or a car. most friends don't have cars (live in NYC, almost everyone takes subway). only one i can think of is my ex rn.

phone calls are hard but i worked a few summers as a receptionist and it gets easier. i did little tricks like writing down phrases or changing the lilt of my voice (like pretending i was someone else)

>>26061
I know I will have to do it eventually, and i plan to, but it's all a matter of pushing myself to do it and finding someone with a car

>>26062
haha! i guess you're right! that made me smile

thanks anons

No. 26064

>>26062
American here. Automatic or manual? Also tips for driving? I ride my bike everywhere.

No. 26065

>>26063
>live in NYC, almost everyone takes subway
At least you can get by without a car, then. Living any place rural without a car really blows.

No. 26068

>>26065
That's true. But I'd like to get out of the city also, plus my college is in a rural town. I don't mind running/biking but there's something comforting in my mind about having a car. i hope i can get over this stupid anxiety (if i can even call it that)

No. 26069

>>26063
phrases wouldnt help me tbh, I find just getting it over and done with jumping into it helps.


its the overthinking and what ifs that get me

No. 26071

>>26069

haha yeah, overthinking is a big problem for me too.

gl to both of us anon

No. 26072

>>26071
ty m8 gl with driving to

we gonna make it

No. 26073

>>26068
>there's something comforting in my mind about having a car
There definitely is. It gives you freedom and security.

>i hope i can get over this stupid anxiety (if i can even call it that)

Anxiety over driving is pretty common so I don't doubt that you have it. If you're able to find someone with a car to teach you and you keep at it I'm sure you'll manage, though.

No. 26074

>>26068
I don't know if your area has driving school but if they do I highly recommend it. The instructors are used to students having driving anxiety and they have additional brake pedals and stuff like that in case of an emergency.

No. 26075

>>26073

freedom and security is so right. i was kind of a sheltered kid. i just want the opportunity to drive around and do nothing, it would be so wonderful for me.

thank you for your kind words, anon

>>26074
There are but I'll have to check their rates. Maybe I'll do it over my winter break (it's around 6 weeks)? I'm leaving for school (rural area) in 2 weeks.

i guess it's just a bit laughable that i'm 20 and not driving, you know? silly thing to be ashamed of, but it gets to me sometimes

No. 26076

>>26063
Im from NYC and live in boston right now. I learned to drive at 16 then stopped becuase fuck I had public trans. Now here I HAVE to drive everywhere.

are you a qt? I could help you if you live inna nyc as I am there all the time.

No. 26078

>>26076

LOL I am female if that's what you're asking.

I feel like it would be a bit awkward to get help from someone i met offhand on the internet (no offense to you anon. just a bit scary meeting someone offline when you're a girl) i hope you understand.

it's very nice of you to offer tho!! it's honestly appreciated. thank you.

No. 26080

Just go to a starbucks with him or something first.

love's in the air after all.

No. 26083

>>26078
Post a throwaway and we can chat a bit I mean.. I've gone on dates with girls from 4chan in the past.. even had a nice long relationship with one.

Never know what you'll find!

No. 26085

>>26064
Think few steps ahead when driving.

No. 26087

>>26083
Good way to find pump and dumps?

No. 26088

>>26080

It's so cute seeing people here connect! I'm not looking for any of that, though.

Plus not having a permit, and leaving NYC in 2 weeks… it just doesn't seem good on my end

>>26083
farmercantdrive @ gmail

I'm up for chatting! not really dating tho… i'm sorrry, anon.

No. 26089

>>26088
Dating DOESNT have to happen. I'm just saying that I've had good experiences

No. 26090

>>26089
just reminded me of
>we don't have to fuck or anything

No. 26091

>>26089

right! sorry, i'm a bit scatterbrained right now. I hope I didn't offend you.

No. 26092

File: 1439663466473.jpg (47.67 KB, 535x577, 1400511104071.jpg)

>tfw everyone is finding happiness but me even on internet

No. 26093

File: 1439663742804.jpg (32.7 KB, 722x349, nightmare-goggles-wojak.jpg)

>>26092
iktfb
but it's just a few that get chosen
even on a female dominated board, there is literally no need or desire for guys because we're so replaceable at this point

No. 26094

i love how my bf looks cute and boyish in shorts or just his boxers even when he has a beard! but he doesn't like to wear them ):

>>26092
>>26093

why the fuck would you want to date a guy you met on an image board?

No. 26096

>>26093
Yeah you're pretty overabundant and replaceable IRL too

No. 26097

File: 1439664093396.jpg (47.33 KB, 479x357, 1343766642247.jpg)

>>26092
>>26093
>tfw could have lived happily ever after with a neet qt if i lived in the us

No. 26098

File: 1439664165192.png (57.2 KB, 500x382, pepe-the-frog-meme-17.png)

>>26092
>but me
sadly there's loads of m80's on the same boat

No. 26099

>>26094
Because there's no one else

No. 26100

>>26094
Because the fact that you both browse this imageboard is actually a meaningful indicator of common personality traits?

No. 26102

>>26096
ouch, right in the feels

No. 26103

File: 1439664478913.jpg (50.78 KB, 680x684, abstract-feel-wojack.jpg)

>>26094
>>26096
>my bf is so cute teehee
>all these guys giving me attention, I can just choose from them
>you guys are all so replaceable, no one wants you, fuck off

and people wonder why r9k is the way it is

No. 26104


No. 26105


No. 26106

File: 1439664987667.png (26.58 KB, 527x409, 7865432.png)

>>26094
>i love how my bf looks cute and boyish in shorts or just his boxers even when he has a beard! but he doesn't like to wear them ):

…so?

No. 26108

>>26103

I still had hope that we maybe found girls like us a bit. Not shallow, maybe some shared hobbies and stuff but looks like r9k is always right. Never again, some people just aren't meant to be happy.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3y11EHQAGhU

No. 26109

>>25042

>old r9k was basically for the people stuck between too normal for the weird kids and too weird for the normal kids and wanting to be better, cyborgs.


I've been trying to explain this to other anons for YEARS to no avail. /r9k/ was the only place where I could relate to other guys who'd fallen through the cracks and could never get a gf despite being a seminormal, decent person. Now it's infested with extremist "NORMIES GET OUT" NEETfags and normalfag redditors looking for the next hot new meme to screencap for fake internet points.

Where do us cyborgs belong?

No. 26114

>>26106
people were talking earlier how they liked cute/boyish guys, so i thought i'd add in. no need to get mad.

>>26103
so, if you have problems irl, why are you blaming strangers on the internet for them?

>>26109
just how normal are you? and have you found a gf yet?

No. 26116

>>26108
people here are shallow as fuck. have you actually been to /cow/, the main board? just because it's a female-dominate image board doesn't mean we're a bunch of shut in virgins ripe for the picking

No. 26117

>>26109
>Where do us cyborgs belong?
I wish I knew. I can't relate to the FUCKING NORMIES crowd at all. The "us vs. them" mentality is just tiresome.

No. 26118

File: 1439665568334.jpg (13.41 KB, 300x168, image.jpg)


No. 26119

>>26100
all browsing this image board means that you:

- like drama
- are catty/superficial
- have some female interests like fashion, makeup, etc
- are really critical and probably a little insecure

i'm not saying these are bad things, i definitely have all of them. but most of the guys here are just to pick up women, and don't even know about the primary purpose of the board. there are no common interests. if you don't like /pt/ im not even sure why you're here.

No. 26120

File: 1439665700081.jpg (49.49 KB, 366x512, image.jpg)


No. 26121

File: 1439665824490.jpg (154.06 KB, 528x932, image.jpg)

>>26119
Personally I hate /pt/ because /pt/ is infested with underaged idiots and catty whores but I browse this imageboard because I'm too lazy to make an account for female oriented forums. Also /b/ has taken the red pill. Basically, this is the female version of 4chan.

No. 26122

>>26119
>if you don't like /pt/ im not even sure why you're here.
tfw banished

No. 26123

Such depressing end to an alright thread .

No. 26124

File: 1439665955006.jpg (500.44 KB, 2197x1463, image.jpg)


No. 26126

File: 1439666007519.jpg (8.65 KB, 190x266, image.jpg)

Men are ugly but some of them can be fuckable

No. 26128

File: 1439666050166.jpg (21.63 KB, 236x326, image.jpg)

Why cant women produce sperm like slugs? Life is so unfair that we normal women have to live with ugly men

No. 26129

File: 1439666087897.jpg (136.06 KB, 634x852, image.jpg)

Dog holding a dog.

No. 26130

File: 1439666155171.jpg (13.31 KB, 200x252, image.jpg)

Its a demon but you need him for pleasure

No. 26131

>>26119
Wait are you saying you're a bot that likes makeup or just One Of Da Grillz?

If you're a bot I wanna know more. I'm bored with the others.

No. 26132

File: 1439666188866.jpg (28.63 KB, 255x385, image.jpg)

Disgusting smile by a disgusting adam

No. 26133

File: 1439666236216.jpg (100.87 KB, 599x637, image.jpg)

Satan

No. 26138

File: 1439666517639.jpg (130.59 KB, 567x751, image.jpg)

Compare a beautiful woman to my husband and he is a 7/10. Compare him to the average guy and he is a 10/10. Thats how ugly guys are.

No. 26140

File: 1439666551973.jpg (84.18 KB, 567x751, image.jpg)

Evil but tolerable for a man

No. 26141

File: 1439666602528.jpg (20.27 KB, 185x273, image.jpg)

Girls why dont you post men you like?

No. 26142

>>26114
i ain't mad, just looked out of place, hence i thought you're trolling.

>>26116
>/cow/ being our main board

you're not a farmer, are you?
guess you ARE trolling.

>>26128
why do you keep posting these?

No. 26143

File: 1439666636134.jpg (8.47 KB, 190x266, image.jpg)

Or are yall faggots because men are ugly?

No. 26144

epic tbh fam
roasting these ulgy ass niggas all day
smdh tbh

No. 26146

File: 1439666736714.jpg (10.7 KB, 201x251, image.jpg)

>>26142
Because the quality of this thread is really bad.

No. 26147

>>26144
Tfw mfw no gf af

No. 26149

>>26144
please, don't ever post again. ever. do us a favour.

No. 26152

>>26149
nice one
got me toasty af fam

No. 26153

File: 1439666920566.jpg (115.75 KB, 567x751, image.jpg)

Whores are you all blind? Post your husbandos.

No. 26154

>>26114
>just how normal are you? and have you found a gf yet?

I'm graduating from university in a year. I used to be super shy and reserved, but when I came to university, I had to go on antidepressants for a while because I was lonely and couldn't make friends.

I don't struggle with talking to people anymore, but I still haven't had any luck with dating, and I've never had a gf. I've asked out 4 girls in total, all of whom rejected me. I kissed a girl for the first time when I was 19, but we were both drunk and it was at a party, and nothing ever became of it.

I'm 22 now, and I drunkenly made out with a girl for the first time ever 2 weeks ago on a study abroad trip. She told me the next day that she was really drunk when we kissed, and that she didn't actually like me romantically. I went back to my room and cried, not just because I liked her a lot, but because that night was the only night that I've ever felt desired and that someone genuinely liked me as a person.

I know that I've done a lot compared to the average (actual) robot, but when people my age and younger talk about their sexual experiences, I feel like a child because I'm so inexperienced. If I talk about my issues on /r9k/ I just get called a failed normie, and my friends irl are all relatively normal, so I don't have anyone to talk to about tfwnogf.

No. 26155

File: 1439666991429.jpg (146.59 KB, 612x612, image.jpg)


No. 26156

>>26131
not that guy but i enjoy some of the threads here. mostly the cgl/ED/gaijin gossip threads. browsed thesuperficial.com for celebrity gossip but not very interested in that anymore. the confessions thread was a nice read. this imageboard moves too slow

No. 26157

File: 1439667035468.jpg (17.91 KB, 225x225, image.jpg)

>>26154
Fuck off shitty blogpost didnt read any of that

No. 26158

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No. 26159

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No. 26160

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No. 26161

File: 1439667288131.jpg (140.22 KB, 754x1034, image.jpg)


No. 26162

>>26159
What is the point in posting these? It seems like you hate men but keep posting them for some reason? I don't understand

No. 26163

File: 1439667315865.jpg (23.43 KB, 236x338, image.jpg)

>>26162
I need them for sex only

No. 26165

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No. 26166

File: 1439667355653.jpg (85.54 KB, 800x600, breaking-spurdo.jpg)

>>26162
he's a shitposter from r9k coming to bait us dumbass

No. 26167

>>26163
>tfw emotional issues relating to one gender that no amount of therapy will get you over

No. 26168

File: 1439667550668.jpg (11.1 KB, 190x266, image.jpg)

>>26166
>he
Youre a fucking fuccboi who deserves to get raped in prison for calling me a he. Disgusting!
>>26167
Men are just so disgusting. I cannot help it.

No. 26169

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No. 26172

File: 1439667614056.jpg (44.84 KB, 306x492, image.jpg)


No. 26173

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No. 26175

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No. 26176

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No. 26177

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No. 26178

Does this board not have flood detection?

No. 26179

File: 1439667922211.jpg (48.46 KB, 636x358, image.jpg)


No. 26180

File: 1439667987531.jpg (7.38 KB, 306x165, image.jpg)

>>26178
It does.
Also newfag gtfo

No. 26181

File: 1439667998928.jpg (11.89 KB, 205x245, image.jpg)


No. 26183

>>26180
That moment when I'm not a newfag. I just don't spam yo

No. 26184

Also couldn't give a shit about the Gandy spam because I love the dude. Bitchplz, I met him. My D&G book is signed by his hands. Feel real jelly. ;)

No. 26185

File: 1439668080275.jpg (20.67 KB, 236x323, image.jpg)

>>26183
Fuck off and cut your dick off you disgusting untermensch.

No. 26186

>>26180
bretty epic tbh farm
I like this pretend to be a user here and call others newfags meme
it's bretty gud m8

No. 26187

>>26185
Not a dude, guess again

No. 26188

File: 1439668123716.jpg (17.79 KB, 183x275, image.jpg)

>>26184
Omg girl. I'm so happy for you. Women unlike men dont feel jealous of other peoples happiness.

No. 26189

File: 1439668188399.jpg (15.19 KB, 181x278, image.jpg)

>>26187
I dont give a fuck you tranny.

No. 26190

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No. 26191

File: 1439668280649.jpg (41.79 KB, 680x627, 1433972810853.jpg)

>>26188
>board about insecure, catty women talking shit about other women
>"we don't get jealous"
this is fucking gold

No. 26192

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No. 26193

File: 1439668338698.jpg (10.67 KB, 179x282, image.jpg)

>>26191
Dont talk to me or post a picture of your face + penis + timestamp.

No. 26194

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No. 26195

File: 1439668413522.jpg (171.85 KB, 800x1158, image.jpg)


No. 26196

Do…people really think farmers care if you troll a containment thread…

No. 26200

>>26196
not really, I think most bots and farmers have caught onto this guy
I would post, but it would be drowned out by the spam, so I'll wait for a while, maybe go eat dinner with my brother and his wife while I wait

No. 26202

File: 1439668623382.jpg (12.2 KB, 300x168, image.jpg)

>>26196
Who are you talking about? Wud is habbening?

No. 26203

I hope you bots come back. It's been kinda nice this thread. Well, up until the spam.

No. 26204

File: 1439668784958.jpg (242.41 KB, 1000x1360, image.jpg)

>>26203
Tell me when you're back and be sure to scroll up to see all the images

No. 26205

>>26203
I'll wait it out

No. 26206

File: 1439668876505.jpg (82.54 KB, 500x428, Bwk0vmJIgAEQq0B.jpg)

>>26203
farmers are cute, cute!

No. 26207

File: 1439668877066.jpg (54.22 KB, 567x751, image.jpg)

m*n…(pls don't spam)

No. 26211

>>26205
It was just nice to see people talking, really.

No. 26212

File: 1439669462583.png (2.11 MB, 2089x2238, IMG_0096.png)

>>26203
I'm still here
I also have a picture of my boss' kitten
she brought it into work one day

No. 26214

>>26212
I love cats! Too bad my mommy doesnt want one

No. 26215

>>26212
omigosh! So cute!

No. 26216

>>25772
You don't want Asha. Berry? Maybe.

No. 26217

>>26216
I'm desperate

No. 26218

>>26207
thanks based admin-sama

bot-kuns are welcome to stay. don'be intimidated by some greasy jewnose fagget

No. 26220

>>26216
I think Berry lives in anime world, she won't settle for anything less than her imagination

No. 26221

>>26218
Seconding.

No. 26222

>>26218

I'm so depressed right now, utter despair. Please say nice things to me.

No. 26224

File: 1439670615603.jpg (238.9 KB, 1280x720, P_20150815_173956.jpg)

>>26212

I would have probably killed myself without her.

>tfw she snuggles up to me when I'm crying and licks the tears

>tfw I can actually feel her trying to calm me in to sleep

No. 26225

Hey, boys
>tennis shoes
>cargo pants/shorts
>baseball cap
>shaved head
Why is it that guys love to claim that their laziness in appearance is masculine and hate on all those "damn pretty boys" who get all the women? These same guys are always chubby as fuck yet claim to be average or "built". Having some muscles doesn't mean you can't be fucking fat, you're still chubby as fuck. These guys know that women prefer slender men yet they'll never lose weight because they think eating burgers and fastfood is "manly".
Masculine=stupid and lazy which makes sense because that's what men are.

No. 26226

>>26225
Well if any guy I know is wearing cargo pants or baseball caps he's probably not getting laid anyway. Anyone who cares what is "manly" or not is usually a disgusting person and someone you should avoid. Not all men are concerned with arbitrary "manliness" that makes them essentially like children. I'm not.

No. 26227

>>26222
sad boys are cutie patooties

No. 26228

>>26224
:3 cats are so nice

No. 26229

File: 1439670849838.png (Spoiler Image,551.83 KB, 666x1866, 1422208688662.png)

>>26217
She's waiting

No. 26230

>>26225
that sounds exaggerated, but guys don't know fashion very well, and there isn't a hell of a lot of options for them either

tbh, I just wear jeans + plain colored tee + sweatshirt every day because I'm poor and I don't know fashion at all

No. 26231

>>26225
What do you mean by shaved heads?

No. 26232

>>26227
Might look so, but people get bored of us pretty quickly,
>>26228
I really love her, she is sleeping beside me purring now. She does this every time she feels that I'm sad.

No. 26233

>>26232

what's her name, anon?

No. 26234

>>26233

Dudu, means pleasant one in Turkish.

No. 26235

>>26234
oh are you turk anon?

No. 26238

>>26203
i'll be here until i find a gf

No. 26240

>>26235

Yeah, kinda hard to get around internet as a Turkish guy. People get so aggressive against us sometimes.

No. 26242

File: 1439672530784.jpg (145.03 KB, 659x609, 1437872110275.jpg)

Turns out the lump was just a manky ass boil, pretty glad for obvious reasons although it does show that I need to re-evaluate my personal hygiene methods.

No. 26243

>>26242
thank goodness, anon!

No. 26244


No. 26245

>>26238
Have fun spending eternity here

No. 26247

>>26245
we're here forever

No. 26252

>>26203
I actually agree, shockingly. Having males here in contained doses isn't so bad.

No. 26256

>>26225
Sounds like you've been hanging around with adolescent white trash.

No. 26260

>>26256
this

>baseball caps

>anywhere but Limp Bizkit concerts and actual baseball games (where they're actually appropriate to shield sun from eyes)

No. 26261

>>26225
>women liking slender pretty boys
Is it a thing in US? Why wasn't I born in US

No. 26265

>>26261
I don't know if it's a thing but I'm physically incapable of getting even vaguely turned on by any male that isn't passable for a girl with the lights off. Makes a lot of porn boring.

No. 26266

>>26116
>virgins ripe for the picking
Pls be in aus

No. 26271

>>26266
theyre never in aus bro

No. 26272

>>26271
>tfw not in aus

No. 26281

>>25054
>>25002

You look like a butch lesbian, I would kill myself if I was you.

No. 26282

>>26281
What do you look like anon?

No. 26287

Any girls just want to be bros and play videogames?
Bonus points if midwest US

No. 26288

>>26287
I'm Midwest temporarily what up

No. 26289

>>26288
Yo! What kind of games do you like?

No. 26291

>>26289
RPG fag mostly. Probably not the most savvy but I'd like to expand my interests just never had friends who like games.

The cliche Skyrim and FF, Dragon's Dogma, Dragon Age inquisition, Bloodborne. Some girly shit like Bayonetta. Really liked Witcher 2, ready to buy the 3rd.

No. 26292

>>24754
>It's not like I can walk up to a stranger and then start rambling on at them
Yeah, walking and talking are such CHALLENGING tasks. Of course you can, you just don't want to and would rather complain. A lot of us have trouble with social interaction and many other aspects of everyday life, but most of these difficulties can be overcome, and even if you can't overcome them, trying to better yourself is the most noble goal one can have in life.

No. 26294

File: 1439680597406.webm (2.85 MB, 1920x1080, BANE.webm)

>>26166
I wish the shitposters would make better shitposts. Like baneposting or lankyposting.

No. 26295

>>26207
BASED MODS

No. 26296

>>26291
As far as RPGs go, I'm more about the retro ones. Even then, I haven't played too many.

>Dragon's Dogma

Going to play Dragon's Dogma Online?

No. 26297

>>26240
Go back to turkey

No. 26298

>>26291
buy the 3rd its sooooo good

wasting days at it and it helps to have the other one fresh in mind.

I'm gonna try the yakuza series sometime, I hear its good

No. 26302

>>26295
It was only a 20 minute ban. I want to hide this thread but every time I refresh the website I still see this shit thread. Admin-sama can you fix this?

No. 26303


No. 26304

File: 1439682421215.jpg (32.54 KB, 307x461, hot-men-2013-10-3-s-307x512.jp…)

Maybe admin-sama will fix this problem if I post a qt

No. 26307

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No. 26308

File: 1439682872631.jpg (52.15 KB, 698x361, Male-Model.jpg)

>>26307
He/she looks underaged tbh.

No. 26309

>>26302
>complain about new posters making threads and burying everything
>admin makes containment thread
>complain about containment thread existing
I'm sure it could be deleted and we could all make our own threads
Instead of seeing one thread, your entire board would be buried though

Or you could stop bitching and learn to ignore things you don't like

No. 26311

File: 1439683094322.jpg (85.45 KB, 634x903, chad.jpg)

>>26309
Before one of you reported my post(s) I wasn't angry about this thread. I just don't like it when people report posts. I'm not upset about this thread at all before one of you reported me.

No. 26312

>>26308
That's Cat. She's our queen

No. 26313

File: 1439683298072.jpg (153.22 KB, 1279x873, matthew001.jpg)

>>26312
If venus angelic was a guy she'd look like your queen.

No. 26327

>>26271

please refer to

>>25939

No. 26333

I like you guys
you have a suzy thread, you have your own CWC
this is nice board

No. 26338

>>26333
i enjoy this site too

im a boy btw

No. 26342

>>26333
Thanks for giving us traffic.

No. 26345

File: 1439690126878.jpg (12.33 KB, 239x211, intense-sweating.jpg)

>>26342
y-y-you t-too

No. 26348

>>26345
I didn't give /r9k/ traffic tbh. I dont like that board because it's filled with losers and confused men.

No. 26387

>>26225
I live in Arizona, you don't get the luxury to hate shorts.

No. 26388

>>26348
Not once throughout this entire so-called raid have I even glanced at that board either.

No. 26391

>>26388
Was this ever really a raid.

No. 26393

>>26391
>so called

No. 26395

>>26388
I checked that board once a long time ago a few months ago and all I can understand from this board is that all of them are a bunch of retarded men who think they understand how life works. They really need better parents. Maybe they shouldn't give them too much privacy/monitor their internet usage.

No. 26400

>>26391
It wasnt a raid, we came for girlfriends lol

No. 26402

>>26400
Why, everyone here is a normalfag.

No. 26406

>>26402
p-please be gentle then

No. 26409

>>26406
You boys better be damned careful if you're seriously wanting female interaction from here because we get bored pretty quick and we aren't your mommies so we aren't here to feed you chicken tendies. Behave.

No. 26412

>>26409
I just like this thread since it's containment, after that I just lurk and be spiteful somewhere else.

No. 26415

>>26409
I don't need a mum, i do things at home myself.
I actually take care of someone.

c-can i be your house husband instead?

No. 26419

>>26415
No but you can be my sex slave. You'll have no access to internet or fun things. Is that okay with you?

No. 26420

Hell I'd feed one of you tendies if you paid my rent and kept my house tidy.

No. 26422

>>26419
>sex slave
Hmm
I'd need internet and books mostly.
Also though i like gentle femdom, you probably mean like pegging and stuff, so no way lol

No. 26424

>>26422
No you wont get anything, I just need you to humiliate and hurt you.

No. 26427

File: 1439694524262.jpg (347.79 KB, 1200x1520, 1438750111962.jpg)

>>26424
>on this board we are normalfags
>normalfags
Kek

No. 26431

How are you guys planning on going about scoring ladies on an anonymous board…?

No. 26433

File: 1439694819679.jpg (59.94 KB, 348x785, image.jpg)

Who is she

No. 26434

>>26431
I already did.
She's wonderful, honestly far more than i'm worthy to obtain.
This was indeed the promised land of pretty princesses.

No. 26437

>>26431
by being attractive and nice
how else?

No. 26440

>>26437
You can pretty much get away with anything by being attractive.

No. 26443

>>26427
I just want you and your kind to die.

No. 26446

>>26443
ow
watch that edge

No. 26448

>>26446
Do something productive then.

No. 26451

>>26448
you mean other than the same thing you're doing right now?
shitposting on a knockoff 4chan?

No. 26452

>>26434
>>26437
What I was getting at is the anonymous part. How are you obtaining each others' identities?

No. 26453

>>26452
By creating alternate gmail or hotmail email accounts for this purpose.
That way its still anonymous unless you are stupid and sign up with real info.

No. 26454

>>26451
You said it had no normalfags.

And now the normalfags are here.

What did you expect?

No. 26455

>>26452
How we usually do things on r9k, throwaway emails and throwaway Skype

No. 26459

>>26451
None of us are truly wasting our time here. It's not a fast board.

No. 26460

>>26455
Don't forget selfposting faggots like spoony.

No. 26464

Eggman isn't that ugly I've seen ugly guys like eggman with average looking girlfriends. I think its because eggman browses 4cahn he cant find a girlfriend.

No. 26467

what you farmers need to understand is this


>this is not a raid



>we are here to love you



>you will be loved tenderly



>and will be happy doing goofy shit



now I hope you all have a good day, goodbye.

No. 26468

>>26467
It was a raid but the newfags of /r9k/ (you) ruined it.

Thanks for the traffic.

No. 26470

>>26464
my bf likes to browse 4chan, it's not that

>>26467
yeah i really need your love

im getting so drunk after 1.5 ciders, has my alcohol tolerance always been so bad?

No. 26472

>>26468
>person links site
>people go to it out of curiosity
>some lonely fuckers think they will find a gf
>some people spam and troll for an hour or two before getting bored
>whole thing settles down in a day or so
>this is a raid

pretty funny how dumb some people can be

this board is almost as deluded as r9k, which is saying something, since 90% of posts on there are some kind of bait, spam, or crazy guy ranting

No. 26474

>>26468
Traffic doesn't actually help this site though. We're costing you money.

No. 26476

>>26472
I've seen the archive and it says you guys tried to raid us.

No. 26480

>>26470
I bet your bf doesnt browse /r9k/.

No. 26481

File: 1439698676903.gif (48.52 KB, 200x200, 140126312552.gif)

>>25715
I know

No. 26482

this thread is the saddest and shittiest thread I've ever seen on lolcow, PULL and 4chan.

No. 26483

>>26476
>some autist wanted to raid
>a few other epic /b/ros say they want to
>implies the only purpose was a raid
I mean, I knew girls were weak at logical reasoning, but come on no one should be that gullible

No. 26484

>>26483
I really didn't read your post. Why?

No. 26485

>>26480
he sometimes does. i don't know why

No. 26487

>>26485
How many girlfriends did he have?

No. 26491

>>26485
Probably revisiting for nostalgic purposes since he so much time there before you came into the picture </3

No. 26496

>>26487
he's had like three or so. and plenty of hookups.

No. 26497

>>26496
How old is he, is he edgy and is he a nerd? I just want to know why eggman cant find a girlfriend. It makes me think eggman's personality is uglier than his face.

No. 26498

>>26497
From what I remember from /r9k/ Eggman's worst personality trait was wild and angry mood swings. He would switch from raging to depressed to raging again in an instant.

No. 26499

>>26498
Yeah and he says weird things about women which certainly is not attractive in a man. I've seen a couple of his videos and he reminds me of a 13 year old little female bitch. He needs help.

No. 26514

>>26059
You sound just like me.

No. 26517

>>26498
This. I remember Eggman was extremely rude to me once for no reason other than derailing a thread. As in he spent actual time making shitposts complaining about how awful it is to derail a thread while he was doing nothing to steer it back into place.
He's an eyesore and he needs mental help.

No. 26523

>>26497
he is a little edgy and not that much of a nerd. honestly, more of a bro. i guess he would read it because he was bored and procrastinating. i don't think he goes on there anymore.

No. 26590

>>25821I'm the same.
I have a scholarship and everything, and I just can't seem to keep my head on.
People who have it worse off seem so much happier and it makes no sense.

Dying seems so much more comfortable than dealing with feeling like it all just comes to nothing at all.

No. 26593

I don't know why but this thread feels really comfy.

No. 26595

>>26593
Can I cut off your dick

No. 26597

>>26595

No, I need it for some stuff, but you can step on it if you want :3

No. 26598

>>26597
can you explain to me about your foot fetish pls

No. 26600

How do I get a gf

No. 26603

>>26598

Kinda hard to explain, I just like legs and feet.

No. 26614

>>26600
by posting here until you get lucky, atleast that's my plan

No. 26634

File: 1439732822279.jpg (29.35 KB, 350x250, AAAAAAA-0.jpg)

>>26614
Thats a terrible plan, little guy.

No. 26636

>>26634
It's a good plan as long as you're over 6' and have abs of steel, a glamorous career and a 10" cock

No. 26637

>>26636
that's me

No. 26638

>>26636
>>26634
Too bad I'm actually a little guy

No. 26639

File: 1439734804576.png (287.46 KB, 610x368, 1436265839831.png)

who /misschief/ here?

>I should stay in the containment thread

>I dont

No. 26642

>>26639
You do know or realize Admin-sama basically is god? You cannot defeat it.

No. 26654

Does any other ladies like dating guys shorter than them…? I like being tall, and being with short guys just emphasizes my height.

No. 26658

>>26476
Some people tried to raid. That was like 5 posters tops. The rest of us just wanted to see what was happening here

No. 26659

>>26658
>The rest of us just wanted to see what was happening here
I came to lurk. Hoping the faggy/thirsty r9k presence doesn't become a thing.

No. 26691

>>26658
I came to see what female autism looked like
So far, they're much more hostile, but way worse at coming up with insults

No. 26692

>>26691
It's really not as interesting as I imagined

No. 26701

>>26691
jesus christ. do you people even read? this is an extension of cgl. these women are not autistic. most of them are normal, functioning women, with unconventional hobbies at worst. this is not r9k's counterpart.

No. 26703

>>26634
THE BANEPOSTER RISES

No. 26704

>>26701
I do read
But I have seen a lot of autism and weird posts in here
Yall like to think you're more normal than you are tbh
Smdh

No. 26705

>>26701
This was advertised to us as the female /r9k/

No. 26706

>>26705
false advertisement

No. 26707

>>26706
>tfw lied to by the /r9k/ media

No. 26709

>>26704
Females can't be abnormalfags by nature, someone will always save them from that fate.

No. 26710

>>26642
>admin is god
>can't get shitty 4chan knockoff to work without relying on bloated js lilbraries
>entire site is a mosaic of other people's work labeled as the admin's
lel

No. 26711

File: 1439752996796.webm (1.6 MB, 1280x720, shitposting-lina.webm)

>>26709
>ugly girls bitching about pretty girls and complaining about why guys suck
>is somehow different from
>ugly guys complaining about pretty guys and saying women suck
hahaha oh wow

No. 26713

>>26654
That sounds hot, how tall are you anyway?

No. 26714

>>26711
Breh.
>we
>don't
>care

No. 26715

>>26711
Now the femalefags are going to say the malefags can be abnormalfags

No. 26716

File: 1439753572863.png (338.37 KB, 640x480, 1432690598642.png)

>>26714
>argues point
>loses argument
>I-I never cared anyways

No. 26718

>>26716
Wrecked into another dimension

No. 26720

>>26704
there's not that much autism at all. these girls come from the chans, so they're not totally normal. they have some weirdo tendencies, but they're not the female counterpart to r9k by a long shot.

>>26709
you're an idiot. it doesn't matter if a guy wants to fuck you once. try being an uggo girl with an actual sense of self awareness and tell me it isn't exactly the same as being an abnormal male/your average robot. i'm ugly, have no motivation, life feels fake as shit, and want to kill myself every day. male attention does nothing for me because at the end of the day, i'm still an uggo and am treated like shit by most people. most people hate me just for being ugly. you have no clue what you're talking about. a guy buying you a crappy croissant at 7-11 just so he feels like he can get a shot at putting it in you, and then never speak to you again doesn't undo being called names, being put down all your life, being hated by your family for being an "ugly girl", and knowing that no matter what you do, you won't be loved because you're unattractive.

No. 26721

>>26713
I'm 5'8".

And also horribly embarrassed to have just noticed that I typed "Does any other ladies".

No. 26722

>>26716
Argued? I haven't made any commentary on this until now.
Most farmers on here have this thread hidden. There's no reason to argue with any of you. It's not like you listen to anything outside of your own circle jerk. Baw.

No. 26724

>>26722
>It's not like you listen to anything outside of your own circle jerk.

That's a bit of a generalization.

No. 26725

>>26724
Do I have to add a #notallmen disclaimer to everything said to robots?

No. 26726

>>26725
Unfortunately yes. So many of our brethren are idiotic shutins that it has become necessary.

No. 26729

>>26725
Sick burn.
No, but you should definitely look into identifying trolls before directing your hate at robots/cyborgs.
In fact, I'm somewhat sure that all of the trollposts are produced by one spammer. We have similar problems on other 4chan boards.

No. 26731

this thread has gotten so bleak, I'm checking out.
Have a good day bots. Remember to oil those joints.

No. 26734

>>26721
I'm a 5'4 guy, you're a big girl

No. 26736

>>26711
>pretty girls
>PT, Charms, Quirky and Saxy are now pretty
/r9k/'s low standards strike again

No. 26738

>>26736
We cannot afford to have high standarts, can we?

No. 26741

>>26729
>cyborgs
d r o p p e d

No. 26743

>>26722
>baw
there it is again
it's like your trying to insult us, but your tumblr-esque political correctness prevents you from saying anything that actually stings

No. 26746

>>26743
What are you on about?
Go do some push ups, make some stir fry, watch a good anime or whateverthefuck. No one is here to have a debate with you. No one is interested in your manifesto. There is nothing for you here.

Make a tinder if you're this desperate to argue with women.

No. 26747

>>26741
Cyborgs are literally just robots who have retained some degree of normality or sanity.
>>26743
>implying political incorrectness stings
>implying politically incorrect insults come off as anything else but childish.

No. 26748

>tfw close to have a panic attack again

I can't take this shit anymore, what do you guys do when you have a panic attack? I used to drive to hospital to get some diazepam from vein but now I don't have a car and have to go to work tomorrow? What are some good natural relaxants you know aside from weed? I seriously don't want to get on drugs again.

No. 26749

I wonder is girls are as desperate about sex as males

No. 26751

>>26749
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I may have gleaned some understanding in this area.

Generally speaking, males want sex, while females want emotional or meaningful relationships, thus a woman can be lonely even if she has access to the sex that robots crave so much.

No. 26753

>>26751
most robots want a gf because they want an emotional relationship
guys yes, a lot of dudebros just want pussy, but the tfwnogf threads on r9k are all about having to one to cuddle with and watch anime

No. 26754

>>26751
It seems no matter who race, weight, looks a girl has she can get sex anytime she wants. She can just post an ad on Craigslist and get 100s of replies and no one gives a shit about her looks or wealth they will fuck her anyway. Never seen this kind of thirst from women.

No. 26755

>>26753
Yet many of the threads on /r9k/ are explicitly sexual.
Regardless, I was speaking generally. Of course there will be exceptions, and large ones at that.

No. 26756

>>26753
Cuddling and watching anime still seems pretty shallow compared to what most girls want out of a relationship. It'd be very easy to find someone to "fuck, cuddle and watch cartoons", might be more difficult to find someone to connect emotionally with in more involving ways

No. 26760

>>26756
that was just an example
a large portion of guys want an emotional relationship on r9k
but there's also an equally large group that's just sad they can't get laid at college or something

No. 26761

>>26756
Exactly. Cuddling and watching anime is nothing. That's not an emotional connection.

No. 26762

>>26756
Most people on /r9k/ have never done that before and probably couldn't imagine it. Like I want to cuddle and hang out and I have the idea that an emotional relationship would be so much more than that but I've never experienced it so I'm honestly not sure how that would work (and I'm really shy and opening up to people scares me)

No. 26763

>>26760
No, they don't. I was a frequent r9k browser for about three years. They have pretty vapid ideas of what a relationship is, and what consitutes a meaningful relationship. The bulk of the posts abd threads are preoccupied with sex/physical intimacy.

No. 26764

>>26762
*I mean I have the desire for it but it's difficult to articulate. I want to fall in love but I don't know what it is is what I'm saying

No. 26766

>>26748

pls respond I really feel awful right now I need people to talk to

No. 26767

>>26756
Also, a lot of guys like this won't find a gf because despite having no redeeming qualities. A friend of mine went on a date with a guy who complained that last guys finish last etc they met online. When she met him he belittled her intelligence the whole time, made fun of her "ghetto accent", even though she is a nice and pretty girl willing to seriously date him. After the day a day later he said he doesn't want his kids to have horrible language like her and he doesn't want to be with someone who can't pronounce ask the correct way. These guys may seem harmless and like losers who can't get anyone but these nice guy types are usually assholes.

No. 26769

>>26767
Despite having no redeem qualities they have high standards *

No. 26770

>>26763
>I know what you're thinking
>don't tell me what you want yourself, believe my bigoted assumptions about you
pretty funny when you think about it
this is thrown at robots all the time, but now I get to say it to you
go out into the real world, and stop assuming things based on what you read on your online forum

No. 26771

>>26748
Have you got benadryl/unisom? take 50mg-100mg, it'll put you to sleep or at least make you very relaxed.

No. 26772

So is there any way to improve the quality of this thread or is it's decent into hell inevitable?

No. 26773

>>26766
Sure thing.
All I can really think of is valerium. I used to take valerium pills to help me get to sleep, and I can't say it's really that strong,
It does come in some nice tea varieties, though.

No. 26774

you girls know fashion right?
I need to get my haircut, and it usually looks like crap
what's a good looking haircut on guys?

No. 26775

>>26767
Not to insult your friend or anything, but why exactly did she voluntarily go out with a guy who complains about being a nice guy?

No. 26776

>>26771

I was on Xanax and Prozac before. I quit them a year ago and I just had 1 or 2 attacks since then but it's getting bad again lately. I have at least 3-4 attacks a week.

>>26773

I'll look it up. Hope they have it in my country. Thanks for the suggestion.

No. 26777

>>26775
I guess he seemed nicer in text, he told her "you'll probably ditch me for some jerK" and it turned out to be the other way around lol

No. 26778

>>26774
It depends on your head shape, facial construction etc

There is no universal haircut that looks good on everyone

No. 26779

So.. when do I get a qt?

No. 26780

>>26777
>>26767

He seems more like a Reddit type of guy to me, most robots wouldn't even come to the texting stage let alone a date.

No. 26781

>>26778
so does that mean I can't get an opinion unless I post a pic?

No. 26782

this thread will hit the bump cap soon (1200)

someone should start making a new thread

No. 26783

>>26781
You can if you can give an accurate description. Try to be honest and not humblebrag even gently or omit details you're maybe insecure about, otherwise we can't give you a good answer and you can potentially get something that doesn't help you at all.

No. 26784

>>26782
>tfw containment thread breaks and we're no longer contained

No. 26785

File: 1439761220723.jpg (70.38 KB, 624x312, mens-hairstyles-by-face-shape.…)

>>26781
You could post a pic, or if you don't want to- this pic might help.
Maybe get a mirror and and notice your facial features. Then google (for example: "hairstyles for men with square face")

No. 26786

>>26785
so then I guess it's oval
I'll try to look for good hairstyles for it

No. 26787

File: 1439761530601.gif (189.95 KB, 500x281, 1432410784681.gif)

>>26731
goodbye, hopefully the mood picks up a bit later

>>26772
People taking criticism and at least trying to be civil/positive instead of just shitting out the same stagnant points/opinions and projecting to feed their egos.

No. 26788

File: 1439761543838.jpeg (Spoiler Image,160.91 KB, 880x1456, 2015-08-16 18.20.09.jpeg)

>>26783

What to do with curly hair? I can't find any good styles for mine, maybe a grills opinion would do me better.

No. 26789

>>26788
You should leave your hair as it is
I feel like if your hair was flat it would just emphasise your face chubs

No. 26790

>>26788
I'd recommend to get a shirt that fits you better. That one looks a bit large/stretched.

No. 26791

>>26788
I think you hair is a-ok, but then again I'm not really a men hairstyle specialist

No. 26792

>>26789

I see guess no haircuts for a couple of more months for me then.

No. 26793

>>26790

I like wearing baggy old stuff at home, feels comfy. Also I used to fill that up, lost a bunch of weight.

No. 26794

>>26784
inb4 mods ban all IPs that posted in this and the last thread

No. 26801

>>26794
p-pls no ban

I haven't gotten my free gf yet

No. 26803

>>26801
me neither but it's nice talking with farmers anyway

No. 26804

>>26801
P E R M A N E N T
E
R
M
A
N
E
N
T

No. 26808

>>25738
You stupid fucking qt.

No. 26809

>>26804
Will you be my permanent gf?

No. 26811

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>>26722

Two of my favorite boards ever were places called ihatewomen.com and ihatemen.com.

They were great not only because they attracted complete nutjobs, but also because the frequent interboard raiding/trolling produced some amazing flamewars.

To be honest, I think communities need a little conflict once in a while, it keeps things interesting. You really can't see the silver lining?

No. 26812

>>26809
Yes. I will be your guyfriend.

No. 26815

Did I REALLY convince other robots to post their faces here?

No. 26816

>>26812
Oh fug i activated your trap card

No. 26817

>>26815
no, you tricked all of the reddit tier newshits that are too fedoracore to understand that no one lies on the internet. they should be banned here and on r9k.

No. 26818

>>26817
I only posted myself in the other thread I made because I was serious on my hunt ;__; I feel retarded I did it though. I should stop drinking so much.

No. 26822

>>26818
what is so fun about drinking by yourself? ive never understood it

No. 26824

>>26822
Not him, but I like to watch shitty anime while drunk

No. 26829

>>26822
not everyone has friends to drink with, but still want the benefits of being drunk

No. 26831

>>26734
A word of advice for the future: You tell a girl she's "tall", NEVER "big". You're going to have some pretty upset ladies on your hands, otherwise :p

No. 26833

>>26822
I can't get into drinking by myself either. Like, I don't even smoke (cigs or weed) or watch tv if I'm just home alone. Pretty much everything but the internet and books kind of bores me without someone else around.

No. 26834

>>26831
{i think he was baneposting)

No. 26835

>>26734
for you

No. 26849

>>26815
>>26817

Let them post, some of them are cute.

No. 26868

>>26835
Was growing tall part of your plan?

No. 26870

>>26835
Was growing tall part of your plan?

No. 26874

>>26849
The rest of us.

Hahahaha.

The rest of us…

No. 26883

Women will never learn. I hate my own gender.

No. 26887

uhhh

No. 26891

>>26883
B-but I love you!

No. 26899

>>26874

Sorry honey, it's just luck.

No. 26929

tempted to post pic but worried that

>I'm ugly and would rather live in ignorance

>everyone makes fun of me
>the picture becomes one to use for shitposting about r9k losers
>people irl find out and mock me


hmmm, no I'll try soc maybe

No. 26948

How bad is it if a guy is balding? Is a buzzcut / shave the only acceptable solution?

No. 26951

>>26818
When you have no friends, drinking alone is what makes life hurt less ;_;


Any qts wanna be friend?

No. 26952

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>>26808
>mfw somebody called me qt
I didn't see it earlier, but that was really sweet of you, whoever you are. stupid part is very accurate

No. 26953

>>26952
Don't get your hopes one. 1 pretty much wants to rape me and I still got nothing.

No. 26955

>>26953
It's okay, I know I won't even get to talk to that person unless it was actually one of my online buddies who also saw this thread, either way it was very nice of them

No. 26963

When will you guys leave?

No. 26964

>>26948
Nothing wrong with balding if you don't try to cover it with a combover or some shit. If you don't make a big deal out of it, most other people won't either.

No. 26966

>>26964
Nah a balding guy is sad and disgusting dont try to be nice just because you are bored
>>26948
Really bad. Use rogaine. Only Brad Pitt can pull off a buzzcut.

No. 26971

>>26948
not bad at all. i do recommend a buzzcut or shaving. most guys look great with it (imo).

No. 26973

>>26870
Of course!

No. 26974

>>26971
>>26964
Fine example of lying women. Or are you so desperate you want to interact with NEETs?

No. 26976

>>26974

not everyone has the same opinion as you ffs.

No. 26981

>>26974
umm, i'm not lying. all of the guys with really short hair/no hair that i know look great with it.
why would it look bad, unless you have a really odd headshape?

No. 26982

>>26981
…..

No. 27007

someone start a new thread before this one hits the post cap

No. 27028

Y-you grills weren't lying when you said you found some robots cute right? You weren't playing with us right?

No. 27034

>>27007
Please no new threads

No. 27035

>>27028
I did

No. 27036

>>27028
ssome of you are qt

No. 27037

>>27036
Post them because I clearly forgot them. On /r9k/ and /soc/ all the guys are ugly as shit.

No. 27038

>>26973
Well congratulations you got yourself caught!

No. 108441

Sick nick to cutie



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